Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:44:49 No.14424104 [Reply] [Original]

The I can't find the MG thread edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:47:19 No.14424111 This thread was made first so I guess it's the one. Stop fucking this up, guys.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:50:52 No.14424118
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Name: Keros
Species: Unicorn
Half-human, half horse extraspecies. It is said that the horn on their foreheads is able to cure any ailment. "I hear she is searching for a Yamato Nadeshiko!"

Yes, I did wait an extra 30 minutes after I said I was going to sleep just so I could post this. Guess I've got brain problems.

>>14424111
To be fair, they were posted within 20 seconds of each other so it's not so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:51:03 No.14424120 >>14424111 I think everyone's asleep or at work. Let's just keep this up until they come back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:51:10 No.14424121 What do you guys do in these endless daily threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:51:18 No.14424123 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, Mad Hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to dress a Mad Hatter up like a cheap crack whore!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:52:57 No.14424128 >>14424121 You're looking at it

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:53:16 No.14424130

>>14424121
Talk about monstergirls, of course. Kenkou Cross is usually the main point of topic for us since he was releasing a new profile every month at minimum, but now he's working on a doujin so there's not much out of him but he's not the only source of MG works.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:53:19 No.14424131 >>14424121 Kidnapping and murdering war orphans.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:53:43 No.14424134 >>14424121 Talk about stuff

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:53:46 No.14424135
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>>14424121
We talk about monster girls.
For instance, here's another sample of KC's cheshire cat doujin (the other one was used for the other undeletable thread)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:56:32 No.14424143 File: 529 KB, 850x1200, 1448891792239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424135

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:56:55 No.14424144 >>14424135 Damn, faggot cat seems thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:57:11 No.14424146 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:00:26 No.14424150 >>14424143 >top middle face I imagine that's her shitposting face as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:00:58 No.14424151 >>14424146 X a shit, Y best girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:01:02 No.14424152 >>14424143 Isn't this a ban?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:04:11 No.14424159 File: 570 KB, 857x1200, 259_tentacle_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if we crossed a Tentacle with a Yeti? Countless fluffy limbs would give the best hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:06:24 No.14424166 >>14424159 Kraken gives the best hugs already

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:07:13 No.14424167 File: 794 KB, 830x1200, 1445104423548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IN A WORLD RULED BY DEMONS...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:08:42 No.14424169 File: 618 KB, 854x1200, Titania1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424167 AND TITANIAS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:09:34 No.14424174 >>14424169 I choose Titanias.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:11:21 No.14424180 >>14424169 ONE MAN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:11:59 No.14424181 >>14424180 ONE LOVE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:13:04 No.14424182 >>14424181 ONE HEART

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:13:07 No.14424183 File: 65 KB, 620x372, clyde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424169 AND AN ORANGUTAN NAMED CLYDE...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:13:20 No.14424184 >>14424182 TEN FAIRIES STUCK ON HIS FINGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:13:53 No.14424185 >>14424121 We shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:14:07 No.14424187 >>14424183 WILL DISCOVER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:14:35 No.14424189 >>14424184 That is how you do an 11 people orgy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:15:06 No.14424190 >>14424187 A E S T H I C

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:15:23 No.14424191 File: 109 KB, 617x960, Talibutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how about you come and get some tail in zero G?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:15:35 No.14424192 File: 565 KB, 854x1200, Nichole. Definitely not named after Nikola Tesla..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14423139 >>14423146 Ok, here it is. http://pastebin.com/NP0aHTAj Raiju story. Semi-lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:16:17 No.14424195 >>14424190 BUTTS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:16:27 No.14424196 >>14424192 Oi! This isn't more Spaceworm! What's up with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:17:26 No.14424198 >>14424192 I'll read it later, its to early in the morning for lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:17:57 No.14424201 >>14424192 Oh goody, thanks for writing PRW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:21:24 No.14424206 >>14424192 >piercings on a Raiju I never would have even thought of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:22:59 No.14424211 >>14424192 Alright, so continuation when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:23:56 No.14424214 >>14424192 Considering how quickly you got it out, that was pretty well written.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:25:20 No.14424218 >>14424192 On line 7 >missed calls and messaged Only typo that caught my eye.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:28:21 No.14424229 >>14424211 Of this? It's supposed to be a one-shot so I dunno. I guess if people really want more of it I could put it on the list. Of everything else? Eventually™ And now for sleep. Night all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:28:43 No.14424232 File: 368 KB, 673x680, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424184 >>14424189 Oh you.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:29:00 No.14424233
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>>14424121
Throw autistic shitfits for the purpose of keeping monstergirls "pure" from every fetish under the sun, thus decreasing the quality of the threads more than any of those argued about things actually do.

That being said, I'm not really sure what I'd do without this place. I'm sure I'd manage, but I wouldn't like it as much.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:29:39 No.14424235 >>14424218 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:30:16 No.14424237 >>14424229 Please don't go. The Alps need you. They look up to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:30:26 No.14424239 >>14424192 ALEX AND ERIS FINALE AND OR EPILOGUE FUCKING WHEN?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:30:46 No.14424240 >>14424135 Probably one of the first times we've ever seen KC draw a man with a face. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:31:18 No.14424241 File: 167 KB, 1526x696, Dream Team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424121 We dream dreams so beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:34:51 No.14424251 File: 3.16 MB, 1749x2458, Tanuki_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424240 No we saw him draw a face with that merchant following a tanuki. Then she stole his face in bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:35:07 No.14424253 File: 166 KB, 756x981, 1407082536364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424241 I want to head pat a nightmare and tell her there's no need to pretend to be something she's not. They're wonderful just the way they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:36:27 No.14424257 >>14424240 He already did it before

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:37:58 No.14424261 >>14424251 So the Tanuki are behind the faceless man crisis?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:39:35 No.14424268 I want to train a lizardman wrong. As a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:44:02 No.14424276 >>14424268 >Train her wrong on purpose >Accidentally create the strongest fighter in the world >She dual wields a pair of Guts' dragon slayers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:46:25 No.14424284 >>14424276 No, the strongest fighter will be that Akaname.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:47:35 No.14424288 >>14424268 >>14424284 I want to have a Wurm sensei.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:48:37 No.14424290 >>14424276 >She dual wields a pair of Guts' dragon slayers how does one top that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:50:05 No.14424293 >>14424290 Using Zoro's santoryuu style with them. It works because Guts once held the Dragonslayer between his teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:52:11 No.14424300 File: 221 KB, 406x600, Necronomicon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424290 Dual wield Azathoth, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:52:19 No.14424303 >>14424290 so a fight between a lizard girl dual wielding dragon slayers vs a dude with 3 this is belcomeing stupid awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:53:56 No.14424305 >constantly reference Kung Pow >people never get it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:54:22 No.14424308 >>14424303 We need to give the Akaname a katana. It has folded over 700 times. She will cut the Dragonslayers like paper. >>14424305 That's because it was shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:54:49 No.14424309 >>14424305 I got it anon, it just sucks all the people who would get that joke is at work now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:55:06 No.14424310 >>14424308 Shit taste desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:56:15 No.14424312 >>14424308 >Kung Pow >shit anon we need to talk about your tastes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 09:57:22 No.14424316 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x1024, Why can't real life librarians be like this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424300 Books aren't Monster Girls. >>14424310 >>14424312 I know you are, but what am I?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:00:14 No.14424322 >>14424316 >doesn't like Kung Pow >posts futa >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:02:41 No.14424326 File: 94 KB, 724x799, 1392582334028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! Looks like you caught an Angel doing something weird! What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:03:26 No.14424328 >>14424326 [x] Mind break

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:04:14 No.14424331 >>14424326 Pffft, angels do this all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:05:19 No.14424334 >>14424331 Angels lean over swords with no panties on all the time?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:06:19 No.14424340 >>14424326 This is 3D in disguise. Tear it down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:06:43 No.14424343 File: 48 KB, 310x200, Epitaph Blade.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424290 Wielding a Pair of Epitaph Blades.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:07:20 No.14424347 >>14424334 Well duh!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:09:10 No.14424354 >>14424347 Why do I get the feeling you're pulling my leg here Sarge?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:11:24 No.14424364 >>14424354 They have swords because they give them to heroes, and they dress down because it makes them aerodynamic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:11:32 No.14424365 File: 455 KB, 413x960, Dark Elf alternate color.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going through The Paladin of Avalon and I have to say, it's pretty fun. Anyone else here read it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:11:35 No.14424366 >>14424334 how do you think swords become 'blessed'?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:12:54 No.14424372 >>14424366 Wait, you mean blessed swords have Angel pee on them?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:16:20 No.14424381 >>14424365 I am ok with this palette swap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:17:41 No.14424389 >>14424381 It is pretty nice. Makes her look like a Drow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:19:24 No.14424402 >>14424372 >Angel pee the correct term is 'nectar of the heavens' and it's not pee

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:20:34 No.14424404 >>14424402 So she schlicks on the sword? That's not as nasty, but it does make me want to capture her and let some Demons poke her butt with something sharp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:21:39 No.14424408 >>14424389 Most Western depicted dark elves have either soot colored or pale skin due to Norse lore. That is where dark elves came from to begin with. They are said to be swarthy and lived under the earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:23:09 No.14424412 File: 151 KB, 640x963, Dark_Elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424408 Being a Dark Elf is hard work. Boys always want to lick your shoes and then you trip on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:28:54 No.14424423 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, Even the text is perfect for you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You want to bang the GMILF...

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:29:19 No.14424424
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>>14424191
>Faces appear more flushed
>Erections are much more persistent and frequent
>Any position imaginable can be achieved
>Unrestricted bloodflow leads to more blood filling out the rest of the body
>Breasts are full, buoyant and jiggly to the slightest touch or movement
>Monstergirls look even more graceful, elegant and sexy, able to float about freely and/or helplessly
>Fluffy tails look even bushier

Why isn't every monstergirl story set in or incorporating a zero gravity environment?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:32:01 No.14424428 >>14424424 Because we're a bunch of pansies stuck thinking about medieval fantasy settings or modern high schools just like in our taiwanese pamphlets. If only we had more writefags interested in sci-fi stories. If only.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:34:44 No.14424433 I want Monster girl mothers being protective of their infant, or in egg laying species cases unhatched, daughterus!

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:43:39 No.14424465

>>14424428
Writing decent science fiction is hard. You basically have to reinvent everything from the ground up. With Fantasy you sort of have medieval history to work with and the present is the present, but what are you going to base the future on?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:46:19 No.14424479 >>14424465 Space Nazis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:47:24 No.14424483 >>14424465 Your hopes and dreams. Your fears. Your romance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:49:52 No.14424494 >>14424423 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:51:27 No.14424500 >>14424465 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, replace magic with tech and there you go, you have a legit explanation of things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:53:41 No.14424510 >>14424423 No, I want to cumflate her and have her single granddaughter walk in on us at the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:55:17 No.14424514 File: 319 KB, 900x1250, 1444203019295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: Zero gravity cumflating.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:55:53 No.14424516 File: 92 KB, 1362x1216, To boldly go.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why don't you hacks put in the effort and make good sci-fi?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 10:58:48 No.14424523 >>14424516 Delete this picture and delete your life

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:00:18 No.14424529 >>14424523 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:01:15 No.14424532 >>14424529 Don't make me beat your ass you fucking Alp faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:05:14 No.14424539 >>14424516 A Cyclops mechanic and her helper who dreams of greatness?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:07:30 No.14424546 File: 63 KB, 300x225, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424500 >>14424479 "Decent" science fiction. >>14424483 Alright, we got the fiction part down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:08:37 No.14424550 >>14424546 Your standards are too high, you will never be happy. "Decent" science fiction doesn't exist if your criteria means it has to be real life. You're a party pooper, Dende.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:14:19 No.14424565 >>14424159 Cross a Wendigo and a Yeti for even fluffier coat hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:16:36 No.14424569 File: 15 KB, 123x99, i came here to laugh at you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:17:55 No.14424573 I want to be a young college student human boy looking for a nice sugar momma

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:19:23 No.14424575 File: 2 KB, 32x50, Giant ant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424569 Haha! Great reaction image, dude!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:20:40 No.14424579 >>14424573 What if she finds out you're using her for the money?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:21:16 No.14424583 >>14424569 Cheshire please, I bet you don't even have a red Zaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:21:24 No.14424585 >>14424579 She will want the D anyway because that's how they roll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:22:17 No.14424587 >>14424579 I'm not, I like older mature women with chubby figures who love spoiling their men And I'll gladly put out for her so it works out to both of our advantages

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:23:07 No.14424590

>>14424573
Monster college professors would all have to be married, otherwise they'd be willing to fuck for A's.
>"Anon, your paper was due a week ago and you're just giving it to me now?"
>"Yeah, uh, sorry about that. I'll uh, cum in your coffee for a C?"
>"I'm married."
>"Oh, right, of course you are. I'll uh, fuck your sister?"
>"She's married too."
>"Who do I have to fuck for a passing grade? I'll do anything!"
>"Too bad Anon, you're the one getting fucked, and you did it to yourself."
>She tosses his paper in the trash right in front of him
>"Now please leave, I have another class starting soon."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:23:57 No.14424593 >>14424585 There's plenty of thirsty mansluts that won't exploit her >>14424587 You better put out a lot before she trusts you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:24:34 No.14424596 >>14424590 >inb4 NTR story

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:26:25 No.14424603 >>14424590 He should've offered to fuck her daughter. College Professor Daughters are always chubby NEETs who can't get dates. And what mother wouldn't help get their daughter a nice man, at least for a day?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:26:48 No.14424604 >>14424596 Didn't you read? Only anon is getting fucked today, and by himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:27:51 No.14424606 >>14424604 Do I alp if I fuck myself?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:28:26 No.14424608 >>14424606 No, masturbation isn't gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:28:37 No.14424611 >>14424604 You're assuming that this scenario would happen to 100% of all MG college professors. I'm just saying that to get around this, someone with shit taste might write an NTR story with a similar background.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:30:24 No.14424613 >>14424606 Only if you enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:31:26 No.14424616 I want all the cute, little monstergirls to dance. All small cute things must dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:31:27 No.14424617 >>14424613 Would the Professor take responsibility? Kyaaa!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:33:03 No.14424621 >>14424590 Oh fuck that, I have too much self respect to lower myself to that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:33:14 No.14424623 File: 786 KB, 1280x960, 1436254052585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424616 Dance horizontally maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:34:28 No.14424626 >>14424623 How does she walk?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:34:36 No.14424627 File: 414 KB, 260x280, Dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424616 A cute monstergirl loli who can't bust a move isn't fit to carry their title.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:34:50 No.14424628 >>14424616 Small little ushi dancing. >>14424617 Her husband will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:35:01 No.14424630 >>14424616 That reminds me, we need mad scientist anon to combine an Apsara and a Mucus Toad. Been playing a lot of Rhythm Heaven lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:35:30 No.14424631 >>14424628 >Small little ushi dancing The dance of her people?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:35:48 No.14424632 >>14424628 >Her husband will. So Harem with the Professor and her Alped Student? That might get a little awkward. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:36:47 No.14424635 >>14424628 >>14424631 PRW pls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:37:15 No.14424636 >>14424635 PRW should be asleep now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:39:15 No.14424642 File: 85 KB, 700x463, 1448836979463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why don't paladins just leave MGC?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:39:24 No.14424643 >>14424616 MGs dancing like Charlie Brown and the gang

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:39:57 No.14424647 >>14424642 I speariously hope you guys don't do this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:40:36 No.14424648 >>14424642 CAN'T RAPPORT THE RUPERT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:42:23 No.14424649 >>14424648 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:42:26 No.14424650 File: 48 KB, 450x556, Chaos Warrior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424642 The damn loyalists are jealous.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:42:30 No.14424652 >>14424642 This is why humans need strong role models, preferably monstergirl ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:43:57 No.14424656 How do most zombie girls feel about Call of Duty's zombie killing mode?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:44:13 No.14424659 >>14424652 >having females as role models

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:45:54 No.14424666 >>14424656 How do humans feel about the rest of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:46:22 No.14424667 File: 1.34 MB, 1080x1920, Her sister calls herself 'Wonder Wurm' and protects Earth together with 99 other monstergirl superheroes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424652 I can think of one for a start.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:46:35 No.14424669 >>14424659 Druella is a good role model for children everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:47:18 No.14424671 >>14424642 They're trying to make a living helping Kikis with their delivery service and saving lost Wendigos, Paladins are good people

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:47:23 No.14424672 >>14424667 Tell me about those 99 others.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:47:46 No.14424673 >>14424659 These are Monstergirls, not humen. Some have hundreds of years of experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:48:12 No.14424675 >>14424672 They are all ants

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:48:29 No.14424677 >>14424666 That's irrelevant, since zombies are portrayed and treated very differently than humans are, in the game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:49:08 No.14424679 >>14424675 Chimera Ants? >>14424677 I don't play CoD, but I was under the impression you're supposed to kill everything that moves?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:49:29 No.14424682 >You have been captured by a Wurm! >The object closest to your left is your only weapon. Do you win?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:49:44 No.14424683 >>14424656 They feel that it's degrading and terrifying, and that the proper way to take out a horde of zombies is with cuddling. Lots of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:50:16 No.14424685 >>14424682 >Tin box filled with Cookies Yup

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:50:31 No.14424688 >>14424682 >A copy of Tess of the D'Ubervilles Yes. I make her read it and then she'll be sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:51:00 No.14424689 >>14424682 >You've been captured by a Wurm! then you have already lost

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:51:11 No.14424690 >>14424683 I like zombie girls. I want to help all zombie and other undead find TRUE happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:51:13 No.14424691 >>14424682 >paper plate What the fuck do I do with this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:51:42 No.14424694 >>14424682 >Red plastic cup I show her that you can stick it to your face by breathing into it. I then leave while this sudden realization entertains her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:51:55 No.14424695 >>14424672 >The other 5 you should care about are all lamia-type girls too >The rest are, well, monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:52:22 No.14424696 >>14424691 Use it as a mask? Maybe the wurm is retarded, and you can convince her that you're someone/something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:52:40 No.14424698 >>14424682 >bottle of 300mg Bupropion. I might be okay if I can convince her it's candy.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:53:08 No.14424699

>>14424631
>Sit small ushi in your lap and she starts the dance of her people
>Eventualy she's getting sleepy, her lids getting heavy as she curls up in your warm lap
>After a while she's asleep and nuzzling against you, a smile on her face and tail wrapped around your wrist so you can't stop petting her small fluffy spider rump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:53:20 No.14424700 >>14424682 >My mustard-colored, cotton-lined hand-me-down sweater ... Fine, she can have it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:54:05 No.14424702 >>14424682 A Jim Butcher novel. I hope she enjoys pulp fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:54:08 No.14424704 >>14424696 There isnt a face drawn on it, i was eating of it a moment ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:54:51 No.14424706 >>14424682 >another person Well, that's quite brutal

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:55:19 No.14424709 >>14424706 Do you throw him under the Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:55:26 No.14424710 >>14424682 >Law textbook Well, I could tell her to read it. She might fall asleep long enough for me to escape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:56:17 No.14424714 >>14424704 Give her a stern look, walk up to her aggressively, and hand her the plate while saying, "SEARCH THIS." Then try and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:56:46 No.14424717 >>14424702 That better be Dead Beat.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:57:46 No.14424720

>>14424642
would humans still be doing newscasts? I don't think an all MG news team would be that good, it would probably be Naked News and cosmo mashed together.
>Kitsune weather girl stripping and giving the five day forecast
>all that the Demon reporter ever reports on is new sex positions
>and it's all public funded too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:58:08 No.14424721 >>14424689 >You've been captured by a Wurm! EMBRACE IT, THE PRECIOUS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:58:12 No.14424722 >>14424682 >The tissue I just used for fapping purposes I guess I could shove it in her face, the fresh semen might distract her. That or it could completely backfire, probably backfire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 11:58:27 No.14424723 >>14424720 >Kitsune weather girl >not a Ryu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:00:39 No.14424727 >>14424717 Furies of Calderon. Don't worry, though. I've got the entire Dresden Files collection so far on a shelf next to my bed. I suppose I'll reread them when the next book comes out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:01:18 No.14424730 >>14424143 >those thighs >that fat pussy Daaamn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:01:26 No.14424731 >>14424723 >pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be sexy. Charlotte?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:02:55 No.14424733 >>14424727 Furies wasn't bad, some of the plot points could be called a mile away but it wasn't bad. >No nation of werewolf warriors to cause an international incident with after you impregnate their diplomat

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:05:37 No.14424737
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>>14424135
>>14424143
You forgot a page.

Do you guys think any of the Other Wonderland girls will get a cameo in this, or maybe a small art in the end page or something?

If so, what Wonderland Girl would you want it to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:05:54 No.14424740 You guys are pretty cool. Who needs people when you've got /mgg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:06:25 No.14424742 >>14424737 Look at that fucking face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:06:32 No.14424743 >>14424740 We are, on a technical level, still people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:07:16 No.14424748 >>14424740 We're all actually robots.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:07:29 No.14424749 >>14424743 lies, we're all little girls online

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:07:34 No.14424752 >>14424742 It's a friendly face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:08:00 No.14424753 >>14424740 >>14424748 >>14424749 Actually I'm an alp. Pull my spade tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:08:27 No.14424755 File: 109 KB, 603x677, ywTU2Cbk3t_007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424740 >You guys are pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:08:51 No.14424757 >>14424752 I don't trust that face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:10:45 No.14424762 >>14424753 Oh, it's so big!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:11:44 No.14424766 >>14424192 That was pretty damn good for something that was apparently written rather hastily.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:12:14 No.14424768 >>14424762 That's right. And if you pull it hard enough, I'll Kyaa. All. Night. Long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:12:48 No.14424771 >>14424737 JubJub. Though, some odd instinct is telling me that we'll see a Humpty Egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:15:42 No.14424775 >>14424192 Why does this song make me feel so fucking sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:16:01 No.14424776 File: 140 KB, 1313x1517, 1393884300886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424768 Baby, you won't even see my hands. Just a blur of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:16:09 No.14424777 >>14424748 Oh yeah? Then how are you posting, Mr. "I'm a Robot?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:17:17 No.14424779 >>14424775 Kimi to

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:18:31 No.14424783 >>14424776 What happened to her tail? Why is it all bendy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:19:40 No.14424788 >>14424783 That's what happens when you fool around with spadetails.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:19:53 No.14424790 >>14424783 Masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:23:45 No.14424806 File: 510 KB, 599x800, Olympia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424777 The magic of artificial golem intelligence.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:24:34 No.14424810

>>14424783
>>14424788
>>14424790
>Succubi and Alps shoving their Spadetails and using them as dildos
>Chesire using invisibility antics and disembodied paws to pretend she's getting gangbanged by herself
>Jabberwock making her Tentacle Mouth eat herself out
>Lilim making a pocket dimension to privately masturbate in
>Gazer having her Stalks look at her naked to get off her exhibitionist fetish
>Yeti hugging herself
Monster Girls are so good at masturbating, I think some could really put off getting a human boy when their masturbation is so good. Of course, they'll eventually want one, but that's when they'll realize they're a chubby NEET Christmas Cake from all that masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:26:34 No.14424814 File: 718 KB, 1200x1717, Mating Inferno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are succubutts so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:27:17 No.14424815 >>14424814 Quite literally made for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:30:16 No.14424821 >>14424814 >Mating Inferno yes pls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:32:43 No.14424826 >>14424814 The title explains what I'm going to do to all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:32:49 No.14424827 https://www.youtube.com/user/ThMusicCh?noapp=1&app=desktop touhou BGM Japan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:43:45 No.14424864 I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:44:35 No.14424867 >>14424864 I learn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:45:46 No.14424868 >>14424867 I impregnate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:46:05 No.14424871 >>14424814 I don't like mean succubi.

>>	swiss Momo Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:46:51 No.14424875 >>14424810 the world needs more spadetail masturbation http://imgur.com/NmZ7Rxd >>14424814 because they are love

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:49:12 No.14424885 >>14424875 I want to help a new Alp explore her body using her spadetail to point out things, rub her nipples on, and eventually slowly put inside her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:49:47 No.14424887 File: 226 KB, 545x1000, Loli Demoness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onii-chan! Make a contract with me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:50:34 No.14424890 >>14424887 What's in it for me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:50:46 No.14424892 >>14424887 Lemme call up my lawyers first.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:50:50 No.14424893 >>14424737 If there a cameo or just some pictures on the credits page, I'd like to see a jubjub

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:50:57 No.14424894 >>14424887 Sorry, I only make contracts with Onee-sans. Try the neckbeard down the street.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:51:10 No.14424895 >>14424890 That would depend on the nature of the contract now wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:52:41 No.14424901 >>14424871 Me neither. Those girls were way too rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:52:59 No.14424902 >>14424895 Well what kind of contracts do you have?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:53:38 No.14424905 >>14424737 I wouldn't mind getting more March Hare. Lewd smile aside, she is in desperate need for some good quality artwork.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:53:45 No.14424906 >>14424887 Contacts? My eyes are working just fine, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:54:31 No.14424910 >>14424887 What kind of contract? This isn't going to be another subscription to the Sabbath's weekend tabloid is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:55:07 No.14424911 >>14424902 You know, the usual stuff. Eternal life, immense wealth, all the women you want, stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:55:30 No.14424912 >>14424814 FAP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:56:28 No.14424915 >>14424911 I'm a gay Buddhist. I have no need for such things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:57:15 No.14424916 >>14424915 >gay Buddhist You obviously haven't reached enlightenment if you're still gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:58:30 No.14424919 I want to bully Hathor without realizing that I'm bullying Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:58:53 No.14424922 >>14424814 >that loli daughteru impregnation scene >that everyone is pregnant end FUCKING HELL literally fucking hell I had to fap 3 times in a row to calm down my dick I probably need to do it again in a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:59:34 No.14424926 >>14424919 Then get confused when she makes a tearful pouty face.

>>	swiss Momo Mon, Nov 30, 2015 12:59:41 No.14424928 >>14424885 I'd rather do it like this http://imgur.com/f8sCUne

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:00:59 No.14424935 >>14424871 Likewise. I don't have patience for assholes, no matter how sexy they try to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:03:06 No.14424941 >>14424737 I would say hatter is almost certain since she is the most sane one and someone needs to tell what the fuck is going on without lewd tricks and fucking March hare and Alice probably Others unlikely

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:03:13 No.14424942 >>14424935 I want to become a paladin, then go to hell on purpose, to slay all the demons! For Great Justice!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:04:49 No.14424951 >>14424942 *evil demons Important to differentiate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:06:00 No.14424957 >>14424942 >tfw no cool paladin-chan bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:06:47 No.14424963 >>14424951 Gee, anon, that sure does sound like heresy. ALL demons are evil, and need to be obliterated!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:09:04 No.14424969 File: 216 KB, 850x1194, 1378288190329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424963 Look at her face while calling her evil!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:09:52 No.14424971 >>14424963 No Paul A. Dinn, you are the demons! And then the abyss gazed also into Paul.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:10:42 No.14424974 >>14424969 She looks like the kind of girl who'd get cold feet and wrap herself in the curtain after undressing.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:12:35 No.14424985

>Going to MGC high
>You have a crush on a cute monoeye girl
>You decide to ask her to meet you behind the the gym, after school, so that you can confess
>During class you write a note and throw it at her
>She doesn't respond or even attempt to pick it up, you fold another and throw that too
>Still no response, you do it again
>This continues for a bit until she rises out of her chair
>"DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, HUH? B-B-B-BULLYING ME SO BLATANTLY, HUH? THROWING THESE STUPID, LITTLE, WADDED UP PIECES OF PAPER AT ME? W-WELL YOU GOT SOME NERVE, J-JERK!"
>you shrink back and quietly ask her to just read the note
>She reads one and begins to cry "S-Sorry..."
>She's on the ground sobbing now

what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:13:25 No.14424987 >>14424969 >Such lewd attire >Spade pointed and ready to strike You aren't fooling anyone! On the honor of my brothers, you. Will. BE. DESTROYED.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:14:14 No.14424991 >>14424985 Put my android on speaker and play this as loud as I can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:14:21 No.14424992 >>14424928 Do you have a source on that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:14:59 No.14424994 File: 1.56 MB, 356x303, 1442096735776.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424985 Offer to buy her lunch and forget the misunderstanding. Poor girl's probably had her fair share of shit in life to be that defensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:15:49 No.14424997 >>14424985 PUT DICK INSIDE GIRL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:17:50 No.14425006 >>14424985 I thought monoeyes liked to be bullied

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:18:09 No.14425007 >>14424969 I want to tenderly make love to that lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:19:17 No.14425012 >>14424987 Fucking Chuuni paladins. There's a reason no one respects you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:20:45 No.14425015 >>14425007 I want that lilim to smother me with her delicious thighs and butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:20:51 No.14425017 >>14425012 Your respect is unnecessary to the order's will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:21:06 No.14425018 File: 73 KB, 495x636, 1441343560375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424650 >We will never have a story of a Warrior getting into a good scrap and then dipping his other sword into the boiling red-hot hell portal of his waifu's vagina

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:23:08 No.14425026 >>14425017 Mr Paladin, do you know where your human wife is right now? Can you blame her? She is just a human.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:25:46 No.14425034 >>14425026 Fucking Keldorn, I never liked him but that was too funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:27:54 No.14425044 How would you propose to your monster girl waifu? Would you fight her father/main family member if they demanded it in order to allow you to marry her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:29:09 No.14425048 >>14425007 It's just a succubus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:30:35 No.14425053 >>14425044 I'd _______try._______

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:31:26 No.14425056 >>14425044 Hand her an oyster as a snack, when there's actually a pearl engagement ring inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:31:36 No.14425057 >>14425044 By putting on an eyepatch for the rest of my life. >How would you fight her father/main family member? Sing him a song from Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons or Frank Sinatra. Preferably Can't Take My Eyes Off You or Witchcraft.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:33:26 No.14425065 >>14425057 >Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons >Frank Sinatra >Can't Take My Eyes Off You Man, high five

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:34:04 No.14425067 >>14425044 My waifu's a Hellhound, so I'd let her chase me back to my bedroom, then surprise her when she catches up by getting on one knee and giving her an engagement collar studded with our birthstones. I can only hope that my pelvis survives

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:35:56 No.14425072

Your city is under attack by giant robot from outer space.
You have to pilot a mech to defend your city, however its true power can only be unleashed by combining with your MG's waifu mech (which carrying her species power as well, e.g: a Hellhound mech and manipulate fire...etc).
Quick, make your decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsvp3TiE5bY
Vid may related.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:37:35 No.14425076 >>14425072 >Godannar Well that's a fucking surprise, especially here of all places.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:38:18 No.14425078 File: 579 KB, 657x890, 1d7eb30aa9a161ad76dc87116dd7d722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424104 Thread reminder that angewomon kicked lala's ass

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:38:32 No.14425079

>>14425065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro

I can almost say for certain that if you sang this song to a Monoeye she'd go as red as a cherry and as wet as a river.

I know it's not really Frankie but the fucking singers like him, Cab Halloway, Frank Sinatra, and Tom Jones along with Barry White are the kind of men with the golden chops that could charm the panties off of a Unicorn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:38:47 No.14425081 >>14425072 My waifu is an a-alp!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:39:51 No.14425087 >>14425079 >All this good taste Lord Jesus, you're just a smooth operator

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:40:15 No.14425089 >>14425072 I won't get in the robot.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:40:55 No.14425093
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>>14425044
By making her the best damn banquet of meat she's ever seen with "will you marry me" spelled out with sausages. It's silly but she's a Hellhound, she'd appreciate it.
>Would you fight her father/main family member if they demanded it in order to allow you to marry her?
It'd likely be her mother in this case
>Wrestling a milfhound
I'd lose but I'm assuming it's meant as a test of character rather than expecting me to win.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:42:46 No.14425105 >>14424694 DRAWFAGS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:44:11 No.14425110 What would a psychologist/feminist think upon reading these threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:44:13 No.14425111 >>14424326 Why is she sitting like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:45:17 No.14425113 >>14425110 Nothing we'd care about.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:45:22 No.14425115 File: 55 KB, 441x498, women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425110

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:45:50 No.14425117 >>14425110 She'd complain about us not wanting to fuck humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:46:09 No.14425119 >>14425087 Nah I'm just a hopeless romantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:46:15 No.14425120 >>14424167 >>14424169 Oky these are pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:46:33 No.14425121 >>14425110 >psychologist That we like monsters because they remind us of our mothers. >feminist Same as they think about everything, promotes rape culture. At least in this case they'd be right and we could respond with "yes, so?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:47:48 No.14425127 >>14425117 SJWs are Paladins, pass it on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:48:03 No.14425128 >>14425120 That's the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:48:35 No.14425129 File: 298 KB, 480x270, lilithmon showing off.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425078 Too bad Lilithmon is infinitely more fun >https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/792270?tags=lilithmon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:49:39 No.14425133 >>14425127 Slanderous lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:49:45 No.14425134 File: 465 KB, 900x900, 1448062765522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424167 >>14424169 Demons and Titanias will always be top-tier onee-chans.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:49:49 No.14425135 >>14425129 >draw a semen demon >call it a digimon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:50:10 No.14425139 >>14425110 Complaining about muh soggy knee, as usual.

>>	swiss Momo Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:50:55 No.14425141 >>14424992 闇の眷族

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:51:48 No.14425143 >>14425129 >A ten year old can own this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:52:05 No.14425144 File: 177 KB, 691x976, 53827266_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also in the set, lewd panda and a Jubjub getting dicked. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53827266

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:52:18 No.14425145 >>14425134 I wanna stretch out Titania oneesan in front of the faries.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:52:44 No.14425147 >>14425135 Japan's the master of drawing one thing and calling it another. You've wanted to fuck at least one boy before, admit it.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:54:57 No.14425152
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>>14425143
Big deal. He's ten, that's old enough to be getting hard and start looking up porn. She's just a useful guide to have around. I'm more worried about the ten year old with an armored tyrannosaurus that fights by throwing suns at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:55:48 No.14425154 >>14425144 Thank you. Jubjub is love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:56:09 No.14425156 File: 108 KB, 213x636, Lilithmon don't play.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425152 Anyone who gets a Lilithmon as their partner is a lucky son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:57:44 No.14425158 >>14425156 http://i.imgur.com/SsWn2dL.jpg Lucky is an understatement.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:57:58 No.14425159 File: 129 KB, 1861x1213, Anubis Proposal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425044 How would an anubis' father chose to fight? Desert warfare? Mech battles? Bureaucracy showdown?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:58:04 No.14425160

>>14425147
Regrettably. The worst part? It was a 3DPD. It was at a convention, and it was the most androgynous person ever. I couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl, but it was still dressed cute. So confused. And the strippers on stage weren't helping.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:58:28 No.14425161 >>14425158 >That everything Damn it, I just fapped

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 13:59:54 No.14425170 >>14425159 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiS_NypllZQ >Bureaucracy Showdown

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:01:37 No.14425175 >>14425158 >You'll never have a Lilithmon partner that insists that you call her "Onee-san" and who teaches you how to make her feel good. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:02:25 No.14425177 File: 653 KB, 800x565, 1448910145602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shhh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:02:51 No.14425179 >>14425177 WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:03:24 No.14425180 File: 229 KB, 444x431, 1444341791367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425177 WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:03:30 No.14425182 >>14425177 Butt exposed. Begin insertion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:03:38 No.14425183 >>14425044 I'd probably just propose to her normally, which would be better for the both of us. I don't think her family would be one to challenge me to a fight which is good, because I would lose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:04:24 No.14425185 >>14425177 Must resist urge to touch the fluffy tail She won't mind if I help myself to a stroke or two while she sleeps right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:05:26 No.14425188 >>14425180 I said that fox imouto is getting cumflated while she sleeps, although now I guess it's happening when she wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:06:01 No.14425190 >>14425177 IM IN ARTILLERY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:06:10 No.14425191 >>14425177 Wanna stick her hand in a cup of warm water Gonna stick her hand in a cup of warm water

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:07:59 No.14425194 File: 64 KB, 271x325, 14356437856478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14424737 Stupid smug Lavender Cat!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:08:27 No.14425195 >>14425177 >Meanwhile, in the mind of anon: All hands on deck! He can't resist the fluffy tail! Pull back! Pull back!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:09:24 No.14425199 >>14425194 How is KC so good at making girls look happy? His lewd faces are great too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:10:20 No.14425205 >>14425194 I'm scared of that cat. Especially if she learns of my sensitive ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:11:11 No.14425210 >>14425194 It's such a good time to love Cheshires. I'd like to think this is all the good karma due having to put up with futa cat and fizzshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:11:22 No.14425211 File: 49 KB, 216x272, Smug Cheshire template.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425194 That dpujin's just going to be a goldmine of cheshire images. >>14425205 Sensitive ears, you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:11:44 No.14425212 File: 172 KB, 600x451, 154698454634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425205 You're gonna get teased.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:11:46 No.14425213 >>14425194 I wanna kiss her!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:12:43 No.14425218 >>14425205 Good job anon, now she's gonna lick and suck on your ears until you're a quivering mess. Then she'll steal your first kiss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:13:09 No.14425221 >>14425205 Oh god, not the ears. Cheshires would be amazing at drive-by ASMR.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:14:06 No.14425226 >>14425211 >>14425212 >>14425218 >>14425221 Oh go please no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:14:40 No.14425228 >>14425127 >Templar knights are people who have a templar knight way of thinking No shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:15:31 No.14425231 >>14424135 >>14424143 >Random erection in Wonderland Oh okay, KC.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:15:51 No.14425232 >>14425226 Imagine her teasing you until you get hard, then slowly sliding your dick inside her while she teases your ears. Licking, nibbling, blowing, sucking, she'll do all sorts of lewd things to your ears while she rides you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:16:30 No.14425235 >>14425231 The place is basically flooded with demonic energy, what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:16:33 No.14425236 >>14425232 Oooh noooo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:16:46 No.14425237 >>14425226 She's going to blow into them gently, before teasing you for being so tense, giving your ear a nice long lick and offering to give you a massage to remove said tension.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:16:52 No.14425238

>>14425221
>Shy Cheshire takes an interest in anon
>Can't admit what she wants to do to him directly
>Has to get creative
>sneaks up on him while invisible & starts to whisper in his ears
>Teasing him, describing how her body feels
>Talking about all the lewd things she wants to do to him
>Sometimes she just plays with his ear
>Nibbling, sucking, blowing on it
>Anon's friends just see him randomly getting hard and breaking down into a lewd mass from her torture

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:17:45 No.14425244 >>14425231 Hey, if there were ever a place for people to get boners for absolutely no reason, it'd be Wonderland. Imagine waking up in Wonderland and the first thing you see is a Cheshire with her lips around your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:19:05 No.14425251 >>14425238 >One day she's getting really into it >Forgot to turn invisible >Anon's just standing there looking at her with a look of realisation on his face >Cheshire starts crying with embarrassment and turns invisible

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:20:38 No.14425262 >>14425194 >>14425211 When this is ever scanned, someone better translate her to have a british accent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:20:56 No.14425263 >>14425235 To not randomly pop a boner unless a Cheshire cat either did ASMR or >>14425244 I mean shit, at least give me a sample of your grape cat taste before giving me wood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:21:36 No.14425266 >>14425231 >Random Nigga what Wonderland is filled with lewd fluids even more than demon realm It literally turns you crazy with lust Sex is in the air every sight and every sound etc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:21:55 No.14425267 File: 34 KB, 216x272, 1546875649564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425211 Are you brave enough to play Hide and Rape with a Cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:22:00 No.14425268 >>14425251 Would you grab her before she can get away and kiss her? Because I would. I want to see if I can make a Cheshire Awawawa. >>14425262 Agreed.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:24:27 No.14425282

>>14425263
If you asked I bet she'd make it into a 69 for you.
Imagine it anon, her soft ass resting on top of your face, her lewd pussy dripping onto you while she sucks as lewdly as she can on your dick. I bet she tastes intoxicating.

>>14425267
Fearboners are the best boners, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:25:15 No.14425285 File: 702 KB, 1000x1086, vymahj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425268 >Would you grab her before she can get away and kiss her? Why of course, I want to make a Cheshire blush and go weak in my arms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:25:34 No.14425286 >>14425267 N-No? >That's the spirit.~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:25:53 No.14425288 >>14425267 I don't want to play that game. I need an adult.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:27:05 No.14425290 >>14425285 "Finally! After all these years! I'VE CAUGHT YOU! NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM MY LOVE!~" >"N-Nyaa?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:27:07 No.14425292 >>14425267 As long as she agrees to be the one hiding first and no invisibility bullshit.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:28:32 No.14425295

>>14425285
She'd probably get lewder and lewder around you as she got more comfortable. But during the full moon, she'd sneak into your room, strip down and get under your covers while you go to the bathroom or something, and then hug you from behind when you get back in.
And then she'd whisper into your ear that she wants you to take her first.
Would you have rough passionate sex with her while she shoves her tongue into your mouth and hugs you close?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:31:26 No.14425301 File: 460 KB, 600x800, 1392300933273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425295 >Rough yet passionate first time with a Cheshire I could die happy after such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:32:11 No.14425303 >>14425111 Maybe her butt hurts

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:32:31 No.14425304
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>>14425285
>Catch Cheshire
>She's stammering and blushing, trying to apologize
>Pull her in to a deep kiss, don't care about the situation
>Break away after a moment
>Her face is beet red, steam rising off her
>Has full-on heart pupils
>'A-Anon just- He just...'

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:32:55 No.14425307

>>14425292
She'd probably be really good at playing her role.
>"Kyaa! Let go of me!"
>"What are you going to do to me? No!"
>"No please no! Stop!"
>"Pull out! Noooo! I'm gonna get pregnant!"
>"Whew. That was fun darling. Now I'm gonna give you a few minutes to recover, because it's your turn next."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:33:58 No.14425312 Reminder on how to defend yourself against a Cheshire Cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1XPYVbsSo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:35:28 No.14425316 That doujin is going to be fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:36:29 No.14425320 >>14425304 I hope your pelvis is prepared.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:37:19 No.14425324 File: 229 KB, 850x1200, She tastes like purple and honeysuckles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425262 >Thinking accents translate phonetically without using dialects Nigger what. I still tried.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:39:32 No.14425333 >>14425316 Since KC can only do the same old type of story, you're probably right.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:39:35 No.14425334

>>14425304
She's going to start grinning like crazy after she takes it in.
>>14425307
>"Pull out! Noooo! I'm gonna get pregnant!"
>Dips her finger in the pool of cum leaking out of her and licks it with a smug look on her face
>"I was only playing my part before but look at this, I might really get pregnant"
>Cuddledom intensifies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:40:18 No.14425338 >>14425324 how much of that is actually translated and how much did you just make up?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:41:17 No.14425342 >>14425338 I just made up all of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:41:29 No.14425343 File: 995 KB, 257x194, 1438736120083.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425324

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:41:47 No.14425344 >>14425324 Holy sidemouth batman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:47:15 No.14425353 >>14425333 Betting right now it's going to be femdom as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:47:54 No.14425355 >>14425324 Do the rest of the pages! Do the rest of the pages!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:48:18 No.14425356 >>14425316 It would be fitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:48:40 No.14425359 >>14425177 Quick! Grab her butt and cuddle her so she stays warm!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:49:11 No.14425360 >>14425324 British Wonderland girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:49:59 No.14425362 >>14425353 Not even the dumbest of gamblers is gonna take that bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:50:33 No.14425363 File: 31 KB, 410x308, 1354272379413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425324 Noice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:50:37 No.14425364 File: 297 KB, 900x675, 640fd59c1e2e09a2d7b0223ea150ce0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425177 Why is she sleeping on the floor? Maybe she should be carried into bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:50:46 No.14425365 >>14425353 It's KC, we're getting a femdom start and the girl laying on her back her back squealing by the end of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:53:18 No.14425372 >>14425364 Is she about to pee in my bed? She better know I'll make her wear a diaper if she does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:54:13 No.14425377 >>14425372 That's pussy juice, nigga.

swiss Momo Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:56:09 No.14425380

since everyone is currently in high spirits about Wonderland, remember: be very aware

/answer/114756716885
>Is there a method for married couples to temporarily switch genders?

I think there are happenings occurring in Wonderland and Sabbath magic potions for that
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/answer/114732595797
>Is there a way for a husband to temporarily switch bodies with his Monstergirl wife, or is there not?

There is! Seems like there's accidents in Wonderland amongst others.
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>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:58:03 No.14425388 >>14425380 Is there a potion that stops KC from talking?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:58:25 No.14425389 >>14425380 Reminder to myself: Never, ever go to Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:59:02 No.14425392 >>14425380 Swiss, kindly shut the fuck up.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 14:59:04 No.14425393

>>14425380
>There is! Seems like there's accidents in Wonderland amongst others.
Wonderland is absolutely terrifying. Couple this with the stuff that turns you into a dog temporarily it has the potential to be a complete disaster.

Just imagine it, you get turned into a dog and start raping the nearest Dormouse because that's what happens in Wonderland. Then one of those "accidents" happens and you switch bodies with the Dormouse, you're now a girl and getting fucked by a dog. Thanks KC.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:00:34 No.14425399 >>14425388 >>14425389 >>14425392 >Oh no, I'm getting angry at things I don't even need to acknowledge the existence of!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:01:04 No.14425401 >>14425388 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448913634404.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:03:04 No.14425408 File: 134 KB, 600x847, Yep, tastes like purple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425324

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:03:05 No.14425409 >>14425380 Nuke Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:03:58 No.14425414 >>14425399 >angry You use that word, but I have doubts...

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:04:13 No.14425416

>>14425372
>punishing aroused and dripping loli foxes by making them wear diapers

I didn't think I was into diaper stuff that much, but that thought by itself appeals to me perhaps more than it should. I can imagine them trying to rub against the plush material to try and get off in vain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:04:23 No.14425418 >>14425399 What? I'm just saying I don't want to go to Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:05:18 No.14425420 >>14425408 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:05:55 No.14425423 >>14425408 As a Brit this stereotypical and cheesy dialogue should disgust me but it's turning me on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:05:59 No.14425424 >>14425416 >people might actually be looking forward to Quicksilvers jubjub story >either that or he's samefagging What is this world coming to?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:07:11 No.14425426 >>14425408 When the actual translation comes out, I hope you make an edit of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:07:22 No.14425427 >>14425377 I still don't want it all over my bed, we were just about to take a nap. If I wake up to any wetness of any sort it'll be diapers for her. If it's pussy juice I'm going to fuck her before though. >>14425416 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:09:22 No.14425437 >>14425424 Nonsense, nobody likes that guy. Not even his mother can stand him.

>>	swiss Momo Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:09:31 No.14425438 >>14425393 there's actually another one about this topic, but the answer has some pretty weird grammar

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:11:57 No.14425447 >>14425408 >The time? Why it's Five bong love!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:14:39 No.14425452 I want to take a bath with my Kobold daughteru! I want to take 'extra special' care when cleaning her girly bits!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:15:07 No.14425455 >>14425380 What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:15:48 No.14425459 >>14425452 Write a story about it already, christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:15:58 No.14425460 >>14425380 Don't know why people are upset about that. Wonderland is degeneracy central. The Sabbath is by extension mad scientists into the dark arts of the lewd.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:16:10 No.14425461
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>>14425424
I haven't heard about this, but I'm guessing from the context of the conversation that the story will involve a jubjub wearing diapers.

To be honest, I don't think I'll mind it much. I find it hard to imagine a story which relies on diapers as the primary catalyst for sexual interactions, but if it's devoid of scat and urine (though even a minor reference to the latter done tastefully might be alright) then I don't think I'll dislike it.

All I know for sure is that dripping wet fox loli honeypots are a tender miracle of the universe in their own right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:16:34 No.14425464 >>14425459 Maybe someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:16:43 No.14425466 >>14425392 Those are KC's words, be butthurt at KC and not the middleman

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:17:11 No.14425468 >>14424253 That's a lovely idea with which I thoroughly concur anon. >>14424424 This image fills me with despair right now...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:18:36 No.14425472 >>14425461 If I remember correctly that's exactly what it'll be. As long as there's no poop pr pee then I'm game too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:19:04 No.14425474 >>14425078 As a professional Virtual Divegrass viewer, I can absolutely say with authority that the game was rigged.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:23:13 No.14425488 >>14425468 Why does it fill you with despair? It should be filling you with a completely different set of feelings, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:23:23 No.14425489 http://i.imgur.com/mTiHYOI.jpg GIVE ME THE MOST PURPLE CAT ASS YOU CAN GIVE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:24:40 No.14425494 >>14425489 I've come to the conclusion that coming here after fapping is a very bad idea

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:25:44 No.14425500 File: 683 KB, 800x1131, 1a86c8d62af0c86be8f9acec32359312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425474 RIGGED BECAUSE THERE WAS ONLY ONE GIRL DESERVING OF VICTORY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:26:01 No.14425501 File: 234 KB, 850x1200, CUGM24iW4AA0Jh6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425489 Cheshire ass best ass.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:27:34 No.14425507

>>14425488
Spoilered for blogshit.
It fills me with despair because I managed to fuck up my computer because I'm a dumbass. And because I'm such a dumbass, the last back-up I had was from when I upgraded my harddrive back in FEBRUARY. Thus, I've lost all the high-res versions of a few commissions I've gotten done this year. And while sure, I can just check my e-mail or ask the artists to resend me the pictures, I'm still rather upset at my own fuck-up, and will continue to be so until I hear back from a data recovery service I sent the drive I screwed up to.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:30:07 No.14425513 >>14425408 >this is how foreigners think we talk Eh, it's still funny.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:30:15 No.14425514

>>14425507
Oh, that sucks. Next time, remember to back up your pictures on a seperate hard drive, or through online storage.
Especially if they're images which haven't been shared with anyone else on the internet.

Did you catch a virus? Or was the computer physically damaged?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:31:17 No.14425515 >>14425500 No, it was just rigged.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:31:26 No.14425516

>>14425507
I'd be in despair if I was in the same situation, let that be a lesson to keep regular back ups I guess.

For stuff I care about like image folders I back them up monthly to avoid stuff like this. Just imagine a strict Anubis telling you how important proper organization is if it helps.

swiss Momo Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:32:57 No.14425525

>>14425380
OK, here we go anyway

/answer/114918054229
>So about the method that turns the men of Wonderland into Monstergirls, do those have an effect on incubised men?

They do have an effect. If you got a wife then you get to enjoy some pseudo-yuri play! In case of an incubus without wife (incubisation trough drugs) then there's a possibility that he'll turn into a Monstergirl as is, but this won't happen to incubi with a wife, speaking of after turning into a Monstergirl, they don't have an interest into other men
(TL note: grammar in KC's answer is kinda strange and makes it unclear on how to properly interpret it, especially since it seems to contradict the first part)
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I'm not sure if that last part is in regard to those incubi turned Monstergirl (as in: you don't start suddenly lusting for dicks in this state) or the reason why those with a wife are unaffected

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:33:21 No.14425527 I want a lamia to laugh at my tiny penis! I also want her to ask me why I'm standing around in the desert with my cock out!

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:33:45 No.14425530

>>14425380
>/answer/114732595797
>>Is there a way for a husband to temporarily switch bodies with his Monstergirl wife, or is there not?
>There is! Seems like there's accidents in Wonderland amongst others.
I'd be up for switching bodies with my waifu for some fun. Nothing wrong with that. I'd trust her, and she'd trust me. It'd be some neat kinky fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:33:48 No.14425531 >>14425525 Here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:34:03 No.14425537 File: 63 KB, 625x296, 0J4jxNy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425513 At least I didn't make her use the words "bangers and mash"

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:34:05 No.14425538

>>14425514
Yeah. An MMO Friend suggested a "3-2-1" method after I told them about it. 3 Back-ups, on 2 different mediums, and 1 in the cloud. Seems like a good plan.

>>14425516
>Just imagine a strict Anubis telling you how important proper organization is if it helps.
Now that's a good visualization right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:35:04 No.14425541 >>14425507 3-2-1 backups, 3 copies of your important data on 2 different forms of media with 1 of those off-site as in not at your house, or just pay $50/year for Carbonite

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:36:57 No.14425551 >>14425537 >cheering for seven bong Yeah, maybe in London. Those of us who aren't asian only count and clap at eight bong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:38:14 No.14425557 File: 57 KB, 914x514, 8DjUtUG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425551 >>14425551

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:39:42 No.14425563 >>14425557 That wasn't her majesty's fault. She was shit faced. It happens, just read some of our papers now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:40:58 No.14425565 >>14425380 If I switched bodies, first thing I would do probably is masturbate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:41:57 No.14425568 Haughty loli Wight who sounds like Shinobu from Monogatari, yes or no?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:42:53 No.14425572 >>14425568 Never watched Monogatari, I like Wights though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:43:51 No.14425576 >>14425568 No

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:44:18 No.14425578 >>14425565 If you did a body swap with your wife (She's in your body for the sake of having to go somewhere), would you still have sex with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:45:25 No.14425582 >>14425578 Damn straight I would, that'd be the whole point There was a story here of an Anon swapping bodies with his Lamia wife, long ago, anyone have that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:45:32 No.14425583 >>14425578 niet

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:46:16 No.14425585

>>14425563
Oh I know. I'm sorry if my limey came off as too stereotypical for you Bongs, the only person in the thread who I've spoken to at any length via voice or chat or whatever from the middle of your damned island is InariKitsune and all he says is "yanks" and "takin' the piss" like he's a damned Minah Bird.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:48:37 No.14425591 >>14425585 Me too. He can be an alright guy, but he's not the best example for how we talk

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:49:38 No.14425597 >>14425324 >>14425408 >>14425489 Every story with a Wonderland Girl needs to have a British accent from hereon out. For my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:51:56 No.14425601 >>14425597 I've always headcanoned that they do. I want to have a conversation with a classy sounding Mad Hatter.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:53:17 No.14425610
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>>14425538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsO8V-dsXUA
Rule number 1: Back-up your files!
Rule number 2: Never start with the fist first!
Rule number 3: Write down your passwords in a non-digital format!
Rule number 4: Ensure that sufficient lubrication has been applied before you commence drilling!
Rule number 5: Always use the right tools for the job!

How do you expect the beautiful and intelligent engineer anubis to take you seriously if you can't even be held responsible for the pictures of her you save onto your computer?

Don't beat yourself up over it. If you care to look into it, the technologies employed by competent hard drive recovery facilities are astoundingly advanced. And at least you can use this as a cautionary tale to avoid any permanent losses of important files in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:57:39 No.14425617 >>14425527 >I also want her to ask me why I'm standing around in the desert with my cock out! That's a good question.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:58:01 No.14425619

>>14425578
>Switch bodies with your Holst waifu
>After the initial shock wears off you start fondling your/your waifu's breasts in amazement
>It's then she finishes checking out your body and breaks the silence
>"They darling" the words carry a scary tone
>"Remember that time you decided it would be funny to try "cow tipping"" her/your face contorting into an almost evil smile
>She wouldn't, she doesn't have what it takes
>You notice the raging mushroom in her/your hand and swallow hard before making a run for the door but the meat on her body slows you down
>The sounds coming from your home that night are enough to raise the dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 15:59:51 No.14425622 File: 34 KB, 298x279, 1442887411234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425619

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:00:03 No.14425623 >>14425525 >>14425380 Whelp, when in Wonderland, do as the Wonderlaners.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:02:04 No.14425624 >>14425623 Wonderlanians? Wonderers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:03:01 No.14425625 >>14425624 Wondies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:03:25 No.14425627 >>14425624 I'm left wondering about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:03:50 No.14425628 File: 168 KB, 1280x720, 1440756050920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425525 >>14425380 Garbage like this is why Undead Kingdoms are the best Spirit/Demon Realms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:04:35 No.14425631 >>14425625 Funsies?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:04:45 No.14425633 >>14425628 >Yharnam >Undead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:05:19 No.14425634 >>14425628 All kingdoms are good compared to Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:07:15 No.14425638 >>14425633 It's probably the closest in appearance to what an Undead Kingdom might look like. ...sans the ancient ayylmaos, abominations, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:07:29 No.14425639 >>14425628 Nah all I want is a nice farm in an idyllic location. With internet access.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:07:42 No.14425640
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>>14425624
How about "Beauties"

On a related note, I decided to go through with getting a Chibi Jabberwock for every month, so those will be included with the Calendar files. If you guys can think of any neat Month-related costumes you'd like to see her in, feel free to tell me and it might happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:09:05 No.14425646 >>14425638 Shhh, they're not aliens

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:09:19 No.14425647 >>14424192 >electric feel >tesla reference Posting that song worked out better than I could have ever imagined. Definitely better than a literal electric eel MG.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:10:55 No.14425651 >>14425638 BEAST AWAY AWAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:12:10 No.14425655 File: 283 KB, 800x1236, 1445172528640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425651 >"GAOOO~"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:12:12 No.14425656 >>14424121 Somedays it's crusade, other days it's nap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:13:26 No.14425661 >>14425640 >Easter Wock in cute rabbit pyjamas. >Wock in some sort of cosplay for Halloween >Wock wrapped up like a mummy in wrapping paper for whatever month your birthday falls on Just to get the ball rolling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:14:17 No.14425663 File: 274 KB, 447x365, wan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425655 WAN WAN~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:14:35 No.14425664 >>14425619 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:15:08 No.14425665 >>14424682 >My best set of headphones I CAN FEEL THE MUSIC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:15:14 No.14425666 >>14425663 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:16:11 No.14425669 File: 106 KB, 1277x677, 1435359148621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425663 You soiled it, fucking cocksmoker.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:20:42 No.14425676 File: 540 KB, 707x1000, 9081b4f9e4296a0a81cecadf4aeb6700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425515 THOU'ST TONE BETRAY THINE BUTTOCKS ARE AFLAME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:22:07 No.14425679 >>14425661 >Easter Wock in cute rabbit pyjamas. Is she pouting?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:24:25 No.14425683 File: 248 KB, 600x848, e05940963278703f63d35545eecb6715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425679 Or scared to sleep alone. Possibly pouting because she doesn't want to admit it.

>>	ThunderBrother Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:24:28 No.14425684 File: 67 KB, 1178x802, 1448918668552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ayy I did a thing. Falling Leaves in a couple weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:25:20 No.14425685 >>14425684 Omedeitto

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:26:33 No.14425692 >>14425664 No need to be so upset, it's a perfectly valid reason to punish the cow once you both revert. http://i.imgur.com/Ca5cpOK.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:29:03 No.14425698 >>14425663 I would not be tricked. She has a dick!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:30:34 No.14425708 >>14424192 Very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:30:35 No.14425709 This thread has been invaded by lewd cheshire cats!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:31:57 No.14425715 >>14424192 Thank you, it's great

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:33:30 No.14425726 >>14425684 Great job. It took me this entire month just to write the first draft of an 8k word short story. Your discipline and drive bring me great envy. Keep it up.

ThunderBrother Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:34:26 No.14425732

>>14425685
I'm kind of glad it's over. Now I don't have to just force myself to write every day, but I got some fun stuff written.

Now I can force myself to write a little less every day! 1000 word per day sounds like a good place to start after I finish an outline.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:35:03 No.14425736 File: 651 KB, 700x990, 51320246_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425709 >Invaded They were here the entire time, sleeper cats waiting for their time to strike.

>>	ThunderBrother Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:36:50 No.14425746 >>14425726 I am literally unable to write short stories, so I'm envious of you. Never been able to write something compact like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:42:15 No.14425761 >>14425746 Funny, I can't write longer ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:44:01 No.14425774 >>14425679 She would look like a pink nightmare

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:44:04 No.14425775 >>14425736 But I don't want to be raped by one of them. They are mean bullies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:44:04 No.14425777 File: 2.93 MB, 840x524, ambush.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425736 >tfw ambushed in Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:45:26 No.14425781 File: 264 KB, 636x360, oh stop it.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425746 Oh, stop trying to make me feel better you cheeky bugger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:46:03 No.14425783 >>14425775 >They are mean bullies. Hey now no need to stereotype them just because of that one time a Cheshire stole your lunch money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:46:17 No.14425785 >>14425774 A cute pink nightmare?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:51:27 No.14425796 File: 387 KB, 440x600, 41030914_m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Cheshire Dog be like?

>>	ThunderBrother Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:52:35 No.14425802 >>14425781 ___________ ____________________________No

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:52:38 No.14425803 >>14425796 Pure and innocent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:53:19 No.14425806 >>14425796 Like a Hellhound with invisibility powers and purple flames.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:54:32 No.14425815 >>14425796 Take a Kobold and give her teleportation/invisibility powers I guess?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:55:47 No.14425819 >>14425777 Except that we are going to lose and be raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 16:59:28 No.14425836 >>14425819 Never implied we were going to win. Good end

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:01:07 No.14425843

>>14425796
I feel like the hellhound is a good canine alternative to the chesire, in terms of acting as a foil. I can imagine one using their enhanced senses, teleporting in a circle of fire, and supernatural powers to put themselves on equal footing with a mischievous chesire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:01:54 No.14425844 >>14425843 Yeah but hellhounds are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:02:37 No.14425847 I want to hug a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:02:53 No.14425850 >>14425844 You are dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:03:37 No.14425854 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1435627685777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425844 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:04:22 No.14425855 >>14425628 Be wary of Liches and their mad science.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:07:14 No.14425860 >>14425847 I want to be bullied and raped by a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:07:58 No.14425862 >>14425854 Who is the artist for this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:09:09 No.14425864 >>14425862 Lawyer, his big girls are pretty distinct.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:09:43 No.14425866 File: 758 KB, 800x875, 1446427414954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425862 Piddlepoodle/Latenight.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:09:50 No.14425867 File: 244 KB, 613x611, Fd37dfc35e37d50ac537b772e19742d6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425860 I want to bully and rape a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:11:22 No.14425868 File: 4.00 MB, 2050x2602, I need to cut these up into individual images at some point.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425862 Sketching lawyer guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:12:03 No.14425871 >>14425847 Me too, especially one that lovingly teases me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:12:55 No.14425873 Hellhounds are worse than niggers.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:13:43 No.14425877

>>14425860
>Cheshire in a banchou making you lick her feet and beg to be raped
>She pretends she couldn't hear you when you finally comply to her demand
>Her monster girl friends laugh and take pictures on their phones as she mounts you
>She tells you that she can make the other bullies leave you alone as long as you swear loyalty to her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:14:51 No.14425882 >>14425877 Nobody is this pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:15:42 No.14425884 >>14425507 Caught a cryptovirus did we? If you did, the data is gone unless you pay. And even then there's no gaurantee.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:17:15 No.14425890 >>14425868 >>14425866 >>14425864 Whereabouts can I find this man

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:17:49 No.14425892 >>14425890 Google.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:18:19 No.14425896 >>14425882 I am

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:19:43 No.14425904 >>14425882 >Nobody is this pathetic >In /mgg/ of all places We have all sorts here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:20:45 No.14425907 >>14425882 People can be pathetic for strong monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:21:40 No.14425913 >>14425882 If you change the Cheshire for a Vampire I will be all the pathetic she wants

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:21:53 No.14425917 File: 367 KB, 800x1000, hellhoundstuff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425844

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:21:58 No.14425918 >>14425907 I want to make a strong monster girl my bitch!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:22:22 No.14425920 >>14425913 Same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:23:51 No.14425925 File: 3.32 MB, 2000x3145, 1447970339457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425844 Hellhounds are stupid. Stupidly sexy that is.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:24:21 No.14425926

>>14425877
I want to lick a tough Chesire's foot paws! I want her to step on me and rub them in my face! I want to massage them and her to force her toes into my mouth! I want her to degrade and bully me hard! I want her to visit me everyday and bully me always! I just don't want to be alone anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:24:25 No.14425928 >>14425917 Dumbhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:24:30 No.14425929 >>14425913 How about a Vampshire? She'd essentially be a Vampire that's also a Cheshire. I'm a genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:25:06 No.14425933 >>14425929 Don't ruin vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:25:26 No.14425934 >>14425925 Hellhounds aren't sexy, they're ugly!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:25:38 No.14425937 >>14425925 Nah, just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:25:39 No.14425938 >>14425925 The ass looks unnatural, and her face looks a little doofy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:25:53 No.14425940 >>14425929 I prefer just Vampires

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:26:55 No.14425946
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I finally sat down and forced myself to finish up Ilothe. It may not be the best ending for those of you expecting a warpath, but I'm content with it for now

http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ (Line 1324)

Next is lilim stuff or converting the one sci-fi mg-esque quest I did for a little bit into actual prose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:28:13 No.14425953 File: 704 KB, 850x637, sample_f6eb177f11243a0a9e5cbb9fa1923af9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425806 >Purple flames

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:31:14 No.14425964 >>14425946 >sci-fi Neato, there actually isn't a lot of that here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:32:06 No.14425969 >>14425946 So, no more Ilothe? She dead forever? All those commissions for nothing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:33:47 No.14425979 >>14425969 She's not dead anon. Her story stopped in media res. Use your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:35:32 No.14425994 >>14425882 You know little of this place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:36:37 No.14426001 Was doing a once in a blue moon check of HF and seen this, didn't see it here/in the archives so excuse me if it's been posted before. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Magnifire/386762/Dark-Gnome

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:37:50 No.14426006 >>14424621 Eh, I fucking hate to write papers so I'd be down to try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:43:18 No.14426030 File: 118 KB, 512x670, Most pointless censorship ever.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to give a hellhound so much love that she grows eight additional tails, and gains power beyond even a lilim's comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:46:39 No.14426052 File: 87 KB, 500x367, 1443236372801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425855 Can a Lich create a cool extendo scythe-sword for me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:50:43 No.14426074 File: 424 KB, 966x650, ss (2015-11-30 at 11.46.16).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Streaming Hellhound waifu. https://picarto.tv/monorus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:51:03 No.14426078 File: 3.23 MB, 2952x3543, 1448923863114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14425684 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVERxEzpvw Also have everyone praised best girl today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:55:39 No.14426098 >>14426074 Is that christmas-themed attire I see? Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 17:56:00 No.14426099 >>14425868 What's the story with that Anubis there?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:06:08 No.14426149 >>14426074 I was going to say that I was a little dissapointed to see the lack of hellfire given off by her eyes, even as closed as they are, but then I saw layer 25. I think she's going to turn out wonderfully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:13:22 No.14426179 >>14426099 I think the prompt might have been "business anubis", but I'm not too sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:13:54 No.14426180 >>14426074 I want to protect that smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:15:55 No.14426190 >>14426180 But Anon, that smile protects you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:16:04 No.14426193 >>14426180 I want to destroy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:16:34 No.14426195 >>14426180 >>14426190 With a hellhound, you protect each other's smiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:18:44 No.14426203 >>14426190 But if she protects mine, someone has to protect hers. I like the idea of both looking out for each other like >>14426195 says.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:21:49 No.14426216 >>14426190 If you can't protect your woman's smile, you're garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:22:34 No.14426221 >>14426216 There is literally nothing wrong if a woman wants to protect your smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:25:20 No.14426235 File: 577 KB, 700x990, 6bd78eacd558341cdbaeb064837cf3ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426221 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:25:51 No.14426238 >>14426030 I dont think that how that works anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:25:54 No.14426239 >>14426221 Except everything is wrong it, literally.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:27:04 No.14426246 >>14426235 I'm going to protect her smile, and neither you, nor she can stop me.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:27:29 No.14426249

>>14426221
Of course there isn't. But it doesn't mean you shouldn't protect hers too. Imagine what she'll feel when she sees you standing between her and danger, using your love for her to stand strong in the face of adversity. It'll make her swoon and fall for you all over again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:27:30 No.14426250 >A monster girl will never give a broken man a reason to smile

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:28:23 No.14426255 >>14426239 Someone needs his smile protected.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:28:33 No.14426256 >>14426250 Indeed, there is no joy in being "loved" for you spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:29:58 No.14426264 >>14426255 Yeah, my waifu's. But don't worry, I'm on it 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:31:34 No.14426271 >>14424682 >My pet lizard Yes, I win. And I now have 2 pet reptiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:32:27 No.14426276 >>14426264 You can't protect her smile if you have a frown.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:32:50 No.14426277 >>14426238 Well, I'm going to make it work that way. I'll fill her up with so much love, it'll have nowhere else to go except into eight brand new warm and cuddly tails, just burning with magical energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:34:09 No.14426285 >>14426250 Why would they want a broken toy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:34:51 No.14426290 >>14426276 Don't go around projecting anon, it's really sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:35:14 No.14426294 >>14426249 You can protect smiles in other ways too. You can cheer her up when she feels down by hugging her from behind and whispering about how you'll love her no matter what. Headpats also work for protecting smiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:35:54 No.14426297 >>14426285 Mommy has a healing fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:35:58 No.14426298 File: 122 KB, 405x383, 1439998457702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426256 >>14426285

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:37:04 No.14426304

>>14426250
I'd like to see a monster girl give a man more than just a smile, I'd like to see one give a man confidence for the first time in his life.

In exchange he uses his new found confidence to give everything he can to her and provide for the woman who made him realise he's not as worthless as he thought he was.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:37:13 No.14426305

>>14426249
What if the person is weaker? I mean, I'm sure the Amazon appreciates the thought, but if her husband puts himself in situations that hurt him and she could easily handle, he's just being reckless. >>14426294 has the right idea, supporting her, loving her, and trying to be supportive of her. Eternally behind her, making sure she shines bright.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:38:09 No.14426308 >>14426285 I'm not. You're being a grumpy bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:38:12 No.14426309 >>14426285 Because some monsters have a healing fetish too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:38:50 No.14426311 File: 126 KB, 800x1000, Trisha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426250 >I know you're not feeling great right now >I promise things will get better >Until then, I'll smile big enough for both of us

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:39:27 No.14426313 >>14426305 >choosing to be weak You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:40:05 No.14426317 >>14426297 >>14426309 I never knew "healing fetish" was synonymous for "desperate"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:41:38 No.14426325 >>14426313 What if he's sick? What if he's broken physically?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:42:23 No.14426332 >>14426325 I'm not interested in excuses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:47:04 No.14426356 >>14426311 I want to be healed by a nice Genki Monster Girl who's actually smarter than she leads on, and wants to heal because she knows what its like to be alone and broken, and doesn't want anyone else to go through that like she did

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:47:25 No.14426359 >>14426285 Maybe they're a do-it-yourself type who likes fixing things?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:49:46 No.14426372 >>14426359 I severely doubt that any monster girl would go for a shitty broken toy instead of a good working one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:51:08 No.14426379 >>14426359 >implying broken things are ever truly fixed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:51:34 No.14426381 >>14426313 >>14426317 >>14426372 Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:52:49 No.14426389 >>14426305 I want to hug a Hellhound and pat her head and hear her tail start thumping against things. >>14426311 >>14426356 Yes, I can get behind this. >>14426359 Don't respond to him anon, he's bating you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:53:59 No.14426398 File: 103 KB, 537x399, 1448217605065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426311 >Trisha Wait, there's actually a Cheshire named that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:55:59 No.14426408 >>14426381 Bottom two are me.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:56:17 No.14426411

>>14426372
I doubt they'd go for grumpy shitposters either, use a bit of creativity.
>Monster girl finally reunites with her childhood friend who she always loved
>He's a broken shell of a man, in their years apart life really took it's toll on him
>At first she's completely distraught but comes to terms with the current situation
>She makes it her mission to fix him and bring back the man she's always wanted to spend her life with

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:56:48 No.14426412 >>14426381 Is there gonna be a part 2 , or am I gonna have to settle for this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:56:49 No.14426414 So /jp/, how do Harpy hands/wings work?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:57:00 No.14426416 >>14426398 That Cheshire is getting stomped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:57:19 No.14426418 >>14426381 Stop falling for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:58:12 No.14426426 >>14425141 I'm disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:58:16 No.14426427 >>14426411 You know what's worse than being broken? Having some busybody "fixing" you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:58:25 No.14426428 >>14426416 She's right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:58:44 No.14426433 File: 333 KB, 724x1024, ca564667c837685644cd0dac9c50ebc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426311 Why does this hit home so hard?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:59:03 No.14426437 >>14426427 Having someone care for you and restore your smile is good though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:59:37 No.14426442 >>14426418 It's like people haven't figured out that he comes out of the woodwork when Hellhounds are mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:59:51 No.14426443 >>14426411 I doubt that in those years apart that monster girl didn't slut it up and grabbed some random stranger to be her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 18:59:54 No.14426444 >>14426418 I for one frown upon your implication.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:01:02 No.14426451 >>14426437 That's a matter of opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:01:33 No.14426457 >>14426442 People just have short memories.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:01:48 No.14426460 >>14426414 No idea. Maybe they use their wings like oven mitts to grip things?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:02:20 No.14426462 >>14426442 >he Don't you ever get bored with your boogeyman?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:03:32 No.14426467 File: 180 KB, 779x929, Trisha wallet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426398 No, there's a best girl named that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:03:40 No.14426469 >>14426442 How do you know its one person what if people are just tired of all the hellhound shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:03:55 No.14426473 >>14426451 From my point of view the Monsters are evil!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:04:10 No.14426477 File: 287 KB, 1500x1300, 1411399659831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426414 Like how the average birds work

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:04:11 No.14426478 >>14426467 That's jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:05:30 No.14426483 >>14426473 Well your opinion is right monsters are still techinically evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:05:44 No.14426485 >>14426473 Clever, but that does not discredit me in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:05:59 No.14426486 >>14426473 I want /tv/ to leave, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:06:49 No.14426487 >>14426478 Do we really have two Cheshires with missing parts?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:07:15 No.14426488 >>14426469 Then several people are all trying the same internet tough guy act to shit on it? Despite it being more obnoxious than the discussion they're trying to stop?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:07:28 No.14426489 File: 871 KB, 1143x1389, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster Girls writing Monster Girl things.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:07:44 No.14426490 [DELETED]

>>14426469
Well, last time we had hellhound hate in the thread it was all from that one shitposter. When he got banned all his posts were deleted and every single anti-hellhound post in the thread was him. He was samefagging it constantly. So it would make sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:08:05 No.14426493 I want to go to a rave with a welsh Jubjub and a Raiju who is high on electricity!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:08:10 No.14426494 >>14426469 But anon, only one very mean person could dislike someone's waifu. Haven't you been paying attention at the orientation?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:09:19 No.14426501 [DELETED]

>>14426469
Because it is the same guy, there's other people who dislike Hellhounds but they're not as overblown and obnoxious about it. It's always easy to tell because he's also a fan of the "all monsters are sluts and would jump on another guy's dick if you were apart for even a second" routine which coincidentally happens at the same time as the Hellhound shitposting.

See >>14426443, it's easy to write it off with "boogeyman" but it's always funny to see both kinds of posts get deleted at the same time when the guy gets banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:09:56 No.14426504 >>14426488 >tough guy: Bad >weak guy: A-OK Should I write this down, or will that be in the brochure?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:10:06 No.14426505

>>14426389
>Hug and headpat a hellhound
>Her tail starts audibly whipping back and forth
>Plant little kisses all over her face
>She enters into Overheat State, her tail thumping against the furniture as you push into her, guiding her back against a wall
>When you kiss her on the lips, pressing against her, you hear what sounds like a jackhammer
>Her tail is bashing against the wall at quite possibly transonic speeds, carving out little divots from the concrete with every pass

Proofing a home against hellhounds and hellhound sexscapades would be hard work. You'd need to line every structure with unobtainium from that movie, The Core.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:11:04 No.14426512 >>14426504 You aren't even trying to be subtle anymore are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:11:23 No.14426515 >>14426469 I believe it happens far to often whenever Hellhounds are brought up, also >>14426490

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:12:23 No.14426520 >>14426487 He's saying the wock is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:13:12 No.14426521 >>14425393 >you're now a girl and getting fucked by a dog. Thanks KC. Boner please

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:13:33 No.14426525 >>14426512 Boring implications aside, I'm just curious

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:13:45 No.14426526 >>14426501 That same guy also loves to cry boogeymaning about anyone who calls him out. He does it in the cap of his deleted stuff floating around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:13:52 No.14426527 >>14426521 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:14:04 No.14426530 >>14426520 Well he's not wrong. I hope the slicey dicey man doesn't hurt her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:14:42 No.14426533 >>14426520 Ooh...i'll be over here in the dumbass corner.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:15:04 No.14426535 >>14426530 He probably will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:15:12 No.14426539 >>14425393 >Then one of those "accidents" happens and you switch bodies with the Dormouse, you're now a girl and getting fucked by a dog. Thanks KC. I'd be cool with that. Though I prefer not a dog instead of a dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:15:54 No.14426541 >>14426505 I thought I was the only one who watched that movie. Hilary Swank is hot in it. What monstergirl would she be? I will frown in disapproval at anyone who says alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:16:20 No.14426543 >>14426521 I think that's going a little too far for my tastes. Then again, I don't have much of a foundation to stand on, considering how I find the idea of transforming into a wonderland wolf and fucking silly every canid monstergirl kind of hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:16:31 No.14426545 >>14426541 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:16:52 No.14426546 >>14426535 Oh come on, no one would hurt Jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:17:08 No.14426548 >>14426526 So you're saying we can't even attack boogeymanning anymore, lest we be suspicious ourselves? You realize how crazy this has become, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:17:32 No.14426549 Reminder that June did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:17:38 No.14426550 >>14426546 A dindu would.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:18:02 No.14426555 >>14426541 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:18:32 No.14426556 >>14426549 Not this again...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:18:33 No.14426557 >>14426541 Alp.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:18:48 No.14426558 [DELETED]

>>14426526
As much as I hate the retarded Salt-kun thing, that one anti Hellhound shitposter is a bit too easy to spot.
He's set off at the same things each time
He uses the same arguments and tactics each time
All the suspected posts vanish the moment the shitposter is banned each time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:19:06 No.14426562 >>14426549 Besides doing everything wrong, sure.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:19:10 No.14426563

>>14426541
Asking what actual real people would be if they were turned into monstergirls is a tough question.

Though I can assure you, The Core is a pretty popular cult movie, at the very least. As far as the whole "world-ending disaster" movie goes, it's pretty top tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:20:15 No.14426566 >>14426549 Come the hell on, June apologist. We've been over this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:21:11 No.14426570 File: 178 KB, 1311x1585, 65624321321532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426558 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:21:24 No.14426572 >>14426541 Did some one just say "Alp"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:22:14 No.14426576 >>14426549 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:22:29 No.14426577 >>14426543 I dunno. What if in wonderland, the line where you draw your boundaries, is actually circle, with all the debased shit outside of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:22:42 No.14426580 File: 88 KB, 700x1000, 5f229632aa2cc4dad407f04dee058867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426570 >>14426566 >>14426563 >>14426562 Pls stop. Let's talk about MG's. Which MG would you ask for dominating paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:22:44 No.14426581 >>14426558 >>14426570 This salt-kun circlejerk needs to stop, shut the fuck up about shitposters and talk about monster girls for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:23:10 No.14426585 >>14426570 Well then, going by the clear lack of namecalling, i'm gonna go ahead and assume we got the wrong guy/guys, again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:23:20 No.14426586 >>14426398 Sounds more like something Ness would say.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:23:29 No.14426588 >>14426505 Hellhounds are cute. I wonder how she's react to belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:23:46 No.14426590 >>14426580 None of them because being dominated is not my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:23:49 No.14426591 File: 203 KB, 500x814, 1439856777237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The world needs more harpy art

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:24:16 No.14426592 >>14426590 That's okay anon! Everyone has their own opinion.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:24:41 No.14426594

>>14426549
Like seriously dude, fuck off already.

I do t know how in the fuck you're still defending that hag, or why you want to, it seems that she must have poisoned YOUR mind to i guess.

We gave you the chance of explaining yourself, and all you did was betray your own stupidity. You can like whoever of course, but you've straight-faced denied any fault held by that thing of a woman to the point where I onced wondered once wondered if you were just baiting.

But it doesn't matter either way. You need to just leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:24:52 No.14426595 >>14426591 Hopefully not the type you just posted. God, that's ugly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:24:55 No.14426596 >>14426581 You are the one giving names to shitposters though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:25:14 No.14426597 >>14426591 Everything about that picture hurts me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:26:05 No.14426601 >>14426580 Any smug monstergirl. I'm imagining a smug grin and half-lidded eyes while she pumps me dry and it's getting me rock hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:26:09 No.14426603 >>14426580 The ones I actually like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:26:17 No.14426604 >>14426570 Stop posting this shit this screen cap isent some convenient excuse for you to boogyman people saying thing you dont like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:26:22 No.14426605 >>14426591 >puffy nipples It's alright/10

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:26:25 No.14426606 >>14426590 There are a couple well known subs out there. The holstarus in particular stands out as a good candidate for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:26:53 No.14426610 >>14426549 Who

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:27:00 No.14426612 >>14426590 Then don't reply.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:27:01 No.14426613

>>14426581
Alright.

I want to be the mega-wealthy heir to a large corporation.
I want to hire a scarred, war vet Hellhound to be my bodyguard.
I want to engage in inappropriate relations with her when we are behind closed doors.
I want to hold her in my arms and kiss her scars and tell her she's pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:27:19 No.14426616 >>14424135 >>14424143 Wait since when does KC draw faces?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:27:39 No.14426619 >>14426606 But anon, I have another fetish that's very haram.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:28:03 No.14426622 >>14426604 Trying too hard now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:28:03 No.14426623 >>14426580 Minotaur is the obvious answer, but I want a smug hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:28:08 No.14426624 >>14426610 It's not important.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:28:09 No.14426625 >>14426606 Yetis would probably fit that mold too. And Jubjubs too, they probably would relish the idea of you raping their breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:28:12 No.14426627 >>14426580 Minotaur bully, maybe accompanied with some forced breastfeeding before that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:29:18 No.14426629 >>14426627 >forced breastfeeding Oh yes, yes please!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:29:41 No.14426633 >>14426580 Manticore, Hellhound, Arachne, Jorou-Gumo, Ogre, Oni, Minotaur, Amazon, Ushi Too many to list.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:29:51 No.14426634 >>14426616 Rarely >>14424251

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:29:54 No.14426635 >>14426604 The guy in that pic was banned for shitposting, in fact all in that pic is shitposting, what are you talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:29:54 No.14426636 >>14426613 >rich guy x bodyguard romance You have the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:30:04 No.14426637 >>14426591 This is obviously a domesticated harpy selectively breed for absurdly disproportionate beast size. Yet another example of the cruelty of the Mamono poultry industry. Stop the senseless slaughter now. Free the livestock!

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:30:47 No.14426641
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>>14426580
Hellhound, as inane as that answer seems given previous conversation.
I bet being smothered between her breasts would feel like being squeezed between two soft, voluptuous hot water bottles in a sauna.
It'd just be the pinnacle of warmth and softness, being surrounded by all that fur and skin and raw, loving power. It's just what hellhounds are so perfect for.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:31:34 No.14426645 >>14426594 Why are you getting so mad about a shitty fanfic charecter?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:31:40 No.14426647 >>14426580 Lilim, vampire or succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:33:19 No.14426654 >>14426619 What's that you figit? >>14426625 Literal cowtits is still preferable to me. I like the classics.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:33:40 No.14426656 >>14426627 What would even prompt her to do that? You walking in on her masturbating and moaning your name?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:33:43 No.14426657 >>14426645 Not him (I don't really like vengeance) but >fanfic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:34:03 No.14426659 >>14426489 >feet desxterous enough to handle small round objects o-oh my

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:35:15 No.14426667 >>14426645 Nigga. You don't understand. You haven't been around to see this guy. I have seen horrors, abominations, things that butcher logic and rip up all forms of balanced though. I may never recover.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:35:32 No.14426669 >>14426654 >Literal cowtits is still preferable to me. They do give the best milk. Apsara is a loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:35:52 No.14426671 >>14426657 Not that guy, but how would you call it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:35:54 No.14426672 >>14426657 >fanfic Yes that what it is a fan made fictional story.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:36:25 No.14426676 >>14426645 If you saw how much he had to twist the truth to justify "Snakes are always the best forever!" then you might understand a bit better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:37:03 No.14426681 Guys please, it's literally go after Tiger or go alone against the Warlord now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:37:03 No.14426682 >>14426654 Dominating strong, normally dominant girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:37:08 No.14426683 File: 332 KB, 1024x1300, 1431328251414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426656 >You walking in on her masturbating and moaning your name? That sounds excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:39:35 No.14426691 >>14426672 >>14426671 Fanfics are fanmade fiction of an existing property. By your logic, Monster Musume is an MGE fanfic. It's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:40:10 No.14426695 File: 931 KB, 826x1228, fdb37233070e1cb37efd40e702d2028c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So anon, you've managed to capture your very own Paladin-chan! Now what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:40:20 No.14426698 >>14425946 for some reason i cant help but give childish "aww its over for now?" still, ill look forward to the lilim thing

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:41:12 No.14426703

>>14426671
It's an original story, not a fanfic.

>>14426672
Been a while since I read it but If memory serves, it's not based on MGE. It's a different setting with different rules, it just borrows the monster designs. It's only a fanfic in the same way that all modern high fantasy is Tolkien fanfic.

Again, not a big fan of the story, but calling it a fanfic is inaccurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:41:24 No.14426704 >>14426695 Make her watch me have degenerate traitor sex with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:41:41 No.14426705 >>14426695 I didn't ask for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:41:49 No.14426707 File: 143 KB, 419x600, 7ad93417f41d77c501c6683b426fea23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426695 Wonder how and why I captured her. Getting caught was part of MY plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:42:39 No.14426710 >>14426681 It will be almost a year now, time goes so fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:42:41 No.14426711 >>14426695 Bind her libs. Gag her mouth Then hold in arms and cuddle. No assault. No lewdness. No pain. I just want to pretend she is actually my lover before releasing her and then never making contact again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:43:02 No.14426715 File: 1.19 MB, 1500x1500, 1444676315801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426695 Set her free and go killing monster together

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:43:05 No.14426716 >>14426695 Donate her to the orphanage, where she'll be Monsterized, given a young orphan human boy to be the Onee-san to, and protect his smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:43:42 No.14426721 >>14426695 Ghoulification.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:43:47 No.14426722 >>14426695 Go on an adventure with her. Maybe tenderly love her. Even after her run in with that vat of condensed Holst milk. Help her modify her armor to accommodate her new horns and cup size.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:44:36 No.14426728 >>14426716 >given a young orphan human boy to be the Onee-san to, and protect his smile. Why would she do that she would just kill them all and rightfully so.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:44:49 No.14426730 >>14426721 Angry blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:45:58 No.14426735 >>14426695 Turn her into either a Wight or a Vamp. Or a zombie is she's not some kinda hero paladin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:46:18 No.14426738 >>14426695 I cuddle her before beginning negotiations with the Canadian government.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:46:18 No.14426739

>>14426728
She'd kill a Human Boy?

And she'd be turned into a Monster first, she'd lose her humanity completely. Maybe she'd be a Demon or something. Then she's given a young human boy to protect, love, and raise like a younger brother. You'd be amazed what that does to a person.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:46:25 No.14426740 >>14426682 That's only Haram if you're an obnoxious faggot about it.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:46:45 No.14426742

>>14426683
She'd probably pin you against the wall and ask if you enjoyed watching her do that.
Then she'd pick you up and carry you to her room for a long long night of snu snu, breastfeeding, and titfucking.
Her milk can even keep you going, so the breastfeeding serves a purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:46:58 No.14426744 >>14426739 He's trying to be egy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:47:54 No.14426750 >>14426740 Agreed. As long as you aren't a massive faggot about it, and no MG gets hurt, I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:48:38 No.14426755 >>14426740 So as long as I don't talk about it everything will be fine? Got it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:49:04 No.14426757 >>14426730 Watching a Paladin turned Ghoul struggling against her own instincts would be absolutely delicious. >"No, I mustn't! It's dirty! It's foul! It's lewd!" >"But... It looks so good. So thick, so hard, so tasty...."

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:49:52 No.14426760

>>14426711
That's super creepy, dude.

>>14426716
Acceptable. But it would be better if she was allowed to bond with him as a human, before being monsterized. That way he will already have a place in her heart when the monsterization starts kicking in. It will help her, and it will allow him to help her deal with the changes. It will strengthen their bond.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:50:22 No.14426765 File: 383 KB, 257x266, 1440117511368.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426742

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:50:46 No.14426768 >>14426739 Well considering your implying you would "Donate" her into sexual slavery I doubt she would be happy to just drop everything she had worked for and raise some random kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:51:37 No.14426772 >>14426757 Yes, if she does a good job she will be tenderly cuddled.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:52:09 No.14426776 I want a Raiju who thinks she's a Sith Lord! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:52:17 No.14426778 >>14426728 A paladin would never harm an innocent human child who is being held captive by crazy monster lovers though. That would be a violation of their basic alignment.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:52:24 No.14426781

>>14426704
You look up from your waifu between orgasms to see that the mamono mana produced by your sex is slowly monsterizing her. What does she become? How painful does it look?

>>14426705
And yet here she is. Maybe brought in by your waifu or daughteru while they were on a hunt? Regardless, she's here in your bedroom like this.

>>14426707
Are things really as they seem? Maybe you should check.

>>14426711
You do just that, and you don't hear from her for a while. Then, a few weeks later, you find her in this exact same position, but this time you have no idea how she got there. What do?

>>14426716
Will you be able to handle the betrayed, hurt, and confused look on her face when a fellow human turns her over to a bunch of monsters?

>>14426721
And how do you plan to go about that?

>>14426722
How long do you think she will try to ignore the fact that she is a monster now? How long will it be before she comes to you asking you to milk her?

>>14426735
Same question as >>14426721, how does?

>>14426738
What do you plan to do when she blushes and stutters, almost unable to tell you that she'd rather stay with you now? I mean, she has no idea what this 'Canadian government' even is! They could all be monsters for what she knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:53:30 No.14426786 >>14426755 Stop being such a whiny, assblasted faggot, Anon. This is why nobody likes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:53:39 No.14426787 >>14426778 >innocent human child >Monster orphanage does not compute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:55:15 No.14426794 >>14426695 Ask her if she wants to be a vampire like my waifu. If not, release her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:55:15 No.14426795 >>14426781 >And how do you plan to go about that? Slip her some poison in a kiss and bring her back via necromancy. That or have a vamp feed on her.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:55:25 No.14426796

>>14426781
>Will you be able to handle the betrayed, hurt, and confused look on her face when a fellow human turns her over to a bunch of monsters?
That's fine. When she becomes a Salamander she'll have a neat cool little Otouto to protect from those Monster Girls who bully them!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:55:33 No.14426797 >>14426695 Get those shackles off, give her some respectable clothes, and try to take her back to her home while trying to hide her from the monsters. I'm an engineer, not a caretaker for god's sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:56:51 No.14426802 >>14426695 Like a fisherman, I'm a firm beliver of catch and release, so I'll set her back in the wild before going on a hunt again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:57:15 No.14426804 >>14426781 >What does she become? How painful does it look? Probably a crow tengu like my waifu.I don't think her arm and legs transforming would be much fun for her but a least she's improved.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:58:25 No.14426810

>>14426781
>How long do you think she will try to ignore the fact that she is a monster now? How long will it be before she comes to you asking you to milk her?
She'll ignore it forever. Even when she finally realizes it, she'll just keep ignoring it.

When she starts leaking milk she'll say I got her pregnant by holding her hand and ask me to take responsibility. I'll have to put a baby in her soon to avoid damaging her fragile ego.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:58:27 No.14426811 >>14426695 Let her go since I'm not a misogynist.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:58:46 No.14426812

>>14426760
>That's super creepy, dude.
I'm so fucking lonely man. I have no friends and im sick of just spending literal years with no close contact with people. I just want someone to call a friend, i dont care about the gender or race or whether its a human or mg. I hire hookers all the time but I never actually have sex I just try to talk to them.

>>14426781
>you find her in this exact same position, but this time you have no idea how she got there. What do?
Undo the bind, ask her how this happened, awkwardly stammer through an attempt at some sort of conversation (uh... Boy the weather is nice today and I just read a book that was pretty good so what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?) Give her a hug, undo the binds and see her free.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:59:34 No.14426815 >>14426695 Kill whoever did that to her because it sure as hell wasent me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 19:59:43 No.14426816 >>14426794 Good man. Vampire paladins are a top tier build. Drain tank for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:01:40 No.14426823 >>14426781 This >>14426795, and I remember this game where you can create ghouls by feeding a human with vampire's blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:03:56 No.14426831 >>14426812 >second reply No bowl of eggs?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:04:40 No.14426836

>>14426695
The one I ordered was supposed to be bulkier.

Whatever, guess I'll show her the training room, gym and spa on the island before showing her her new room and giving her a dietary list and training regime to get her muscled.

She's pretty scrawny for a paladin.

I'll also tell her not to stray too far from the resort lest something unfortunate happen

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:04:45 No.14426837

>>14426765
Most likely you're going to wake up the next morning with your dick still inside her. And then when she wakes up, she'll look down at you, and pat your head while grinning.
And then she'll shove one of her tits in your face and let you get enough milk to go some more, moaning as you re-harden.
Enjoy the rest of the weekend with the lewd muscle cow anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:07:33 No.14426844 >>14426837 Truly, bovine monstergirls make the best and lewdest bullies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:07:56 No.14426849 >>14426811 Anon stop, some people might actually take you serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:08:07 No.14426851 >>14426683 I wanna get her hugely pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:08:52 No.14426853 File: 491 KB, 710x1000, Greatest of Kings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426844 I respectfully disagree, but wish you well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:08:53 No.14426854 >>14426831 I don't really like eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:10:22 No.14426858 >>14426853 What's so good about Pharaoh bullies?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:10:32 No.14426860 >>14426854 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNyUALnj8V0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:11:29 No.14426864 >>14426858 She has many servants to bind you to her bed, and lots of wealth. She can make you take a bath in honey, and then lick you up and down, bound to the bed as you moan in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:11:40 No.14426866 I have finally come to terms with the fact that I have an unhealthy obsession with Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:12:46 No.14426871 New KC MG when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:12:50 No.14426872 >>14426864 That's not bullying.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:12:55 No.14426873 >>14426866 Admitting it is the first step. Going to a wurm's cave to admit it is the next, and final step.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:13:00 No.14426875 >>14426866 Come back when it's full blown waifuism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:13:17 No.14426878 >>14426866 Have you come to terms with the fact that your little warm daughteru will never ask you for upsies while wearing her pink jacket?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:13:56 No.14426881 >>14426872 It is if she forces you to do all of it. Then again, there isn't much I wouldn't do. I'm weird.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:14:45 No.14426884

>>14426794
She spits in your waifu's face and says that vampires are scum and should have stayed in the ground after they died. What is her reaction?

>>14426795
How do you plan to give her poison from your own mouth without getting some of it yourself? Or did you just want to kiss her?

>>14426796
Months later, a nearly unrecognizable girl knocks on your door with a little boy hiding behind her legs. She wants to have a nice, friendly sparring match with the man who helped her achieve her dreams of becoming a master swordsman!

>>14426797
She invites you to stay the night in her cabin. Do you accept? There are lots of scary monsters out at night you know.

>>14426802
She thankfully runs off, still wearing the skimpy armor you put her in. Several hunts pass before you see her again; this time she is stronger and faster, but you think you could still probably catch her if you wanted to. Do you?

>>14426804
Would your waifu take her in as her student? Or would she be revolted at the fact that Paladin-chan is now a 'fake' monster?

>>14426810
What happens when her baby comes out with fuzzy legs and hooves and a cow's tail? Could she still deny it then?

>>14426811
The second you utter the word 'misogynist', she easily breaks her bonds. A spade-tail and wings shimmer into existence behind her and she looks at you with an angry pout. Turns out you actually captured an Alp who is still in denial about being a woman. Now what?

>>14426812
She looks slightly disappointed, maybe because you didn't offer her any ice cream. The next day, you see her in the market alone. She looks very distracted and keeps rubbing her shoulders like she's hugging herself. Do you approach her?

>>14426815
You and Paladin-chan go on a grand adventure to slay the cheeky succubus who decided to fuck with the two of you. It's the dead of winter, and the two of you only have one sleeping bag to share. Who gets it?

>>14426823
Where do you plan to get vampire's blood?

>>14426836
Well, due to incorrigible human curiosity, she decides to sneak out to the grounds one night. What does she find there?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:14:48 No.14426886 >>14426881 Would you lick her feet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:15:09 No.14426888 >>14426864 Would she have her servants join in? Because being licked all over by a Pharaoh, a Sphinx, several Mummies, and a rather flustered Anubis would be godlike.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:16:02 No.14426893 >>14426866 If you're the Wurm guy I'm thinking of: About bloody time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:17:18 No.14426897 Will my oni love me if i outdrink her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:17:53 No.14426899 >>14426884 >How do you plan to give her poison from your own mouth without getting some of it yourself? I won't be the one swallowing it >Or did you just want to kiss her? Yes

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:18:45 No.14426901

>>14426884
>Months later, a nearly unrecognizable girl knocks on your door with a little boy hiding behind her legs. She wants to have a nice, friendly sparring match with the man who helped her achieve her dreams of becoming a master swordsman!
Well that's nice, who's that! Can't be me, I didn't invest anything in STR, that's my lowest stat. I'm a Dark Mage, I focus on Status Effects and Debuffs to the enemy.

She'll have to go un-sparred. But she can come in and have tea if she wants. I don't know if Salamanders like Tea, but maybe. It's Sweet Tea, everyone loves Sweet Tea. Her new little Otouto can have some too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:19:29 No.14426903 >>14426884 >She invites you to stay the night in her cabin. Do you accept? There are lots of scary monsters out at night you know. It would be rude not to. Her superiors will be informed in the morning that she's safe. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:19:36 No.14426905 >>14426897 If you survive she'd probably try to make all the babies with you on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:19:55 No.14426907 >>14426897 She'll love you but she'll never forgive you when she visits your grave each day because you died from alcohol poisoning. Outdrinking an eight foot booze ogre. What were you thinking?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:20:38 No.14426909 >>14426884 >Would your waifu take her in as her student? Sure, the new chick will need all the help she can get.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:21:36 No.14426910

>>14426884
>Find
That she's stuck on an island in the pacific with me and the rest of the staff, nothing else around but sandy beaches, surf and sun.

She also misses out on the afternoon massage I'd scheduled her for, although it's a spot easily filled by the former fighter I bought who's been working out pretty hard.

I'll be honest, it's essentially a personal muscle harem retreat I go to when I need to relax.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:25:02 No.14426918

>>14426884
>She looks slightly disappointed, maybe because you didn't offer her any ice cream
Step one is of course to open my notepad of "how to make friends" and scribble down "always have at least 1 pint on sherbet in your home, and if you mention ice cream, offer the contents of this pint to that person you had talked too.
The next part is obvious- she probably is very annoyed that I had for some reason not been stocking ice cream before. In order to seem like a normal person I should walk up to her, hand her a pint of ice cream and say something like "sorry, I forgot this". I should try to make it seem like I had some the entire time. Since she obviously has things to do, I should then wordlessly and calmly walk away, unless otherwise engaged by her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:29:13 No.14426930 >>14426866 I want to hug and tickle a Wurm.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:32:13 No.14426942

>>14426884
>She spits in your waifu's face and says that vampires are scum and should have stayed in the ground after they died. What is her reaction?
My waifu is going to slap her, then probably take some of her blood forcefully and then god knows what else, but at this point I'll probably try to calm my waifu and convince her that some commoner like her is not worth the effort. If I'm successful she will probably end being released after being used as a blood tank by my waifu. If I'm not, well, there will be a new vampire in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:32:58 No.14426946 >>14426866 What makes it unhealthy?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:34:25 No.14426950

>>14426884
>What happens when her baby comes out with fuzzy legs and hooves and a cow's tail? Could she still deny it then?
She curses the foul creature that afflicted her daughter with this terrible magic and trains the little bovine into the greatest Paladin of her generation.
Sacred Cow trait unlocked
Healing Nectar trait unlocked
Twin Fonts of Holy Power ability unlocked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:35:36 No.14426953 >>14426866 >liking the potato dragon in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:35:36 No.14426954 >>14426886 Yes. >>14426888 No, I remain pure for my wives! I can't have concubines.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:36:05 No.14426955 >>14426884 >Where do you plan to get vampire's blood? The store.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:36:12 No.14426956 >>14426953 What other dragon is there to like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:36:58 No.14426960 >>14426942 >Paladin >Commoner Its almost like these threads have no idea what a paladin is or what they are capable of.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:37:20 No.14426962 This thread is pretty active right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:37:28 No.14426963 >>14426956 The superior Undead Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:37:28 No.14426964 >>14426955 Pick up some headlight fluid while you're there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:39:04 No.14426968 >>14426962 what we need is a confused undead to go with this post

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:39:06 No.14426969 File: 187 KB, 265x265, 1385927067604.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426960 Almost everyone is a commoner for my waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:41:34 No.14426975 >>14426969 I want to be the commoner sample at a school for refined, classy monstergirl ojou-samas.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:43:09 No.14426979 File: 51 KB, 719x720, 1418172337108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426975 >Ladies vs Butlers with monstergirls

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:45:36 No.14426982

>>14426899
You start to kiss her, but she only realizes that the reason your tongue is so far down her throat is because you're pushing the poison capsule down as far as you can get it. As her insides starts to burn and her world starts to grow dark, all she can think of is how her first kiss was stolen and how she was betrayed. What will be the first thing she sees when she wakes up?

>>14426901
Her disappointment is quickly cleared p when you offer her the tea. From what you can tell, she has really turned her life around. She's definitely still a warrior, but she's much more tolerant and expecting. Tolerant and accepting of everyone except your Cheshire neighbor who just warped in to give her otouto a headpat. Fire flashes along her blade as she pulls it from its sheath, but the Cheshire is already long gone. How do you calm her down?

>>14426903
Nobody seems to be around, so you go inside. The second she is inside she runs across to her dresser, drops her pants and underwear, and happily locks herself up in a strict metal chastity belt muttering about how thankful she is that she didn't get raped because she forgot it. She invites you into bed after changing, putting the key on her necklace and dropping it down her cleavage. Do you still want to join her?

>>14426909
She studies hard, and eventually suggests she move in with the two of you since she has nowhere else to go now. The two of them get increasingly more competitive in their studies and over you. How do you make them get along with each other? The constant cawing coming from your house is starting to draw complaints from your neighbors.

>>14426910
She eventually returns after a few days; skinny, dirty and disheveled and ind in great need of a bath. She has obviously been shirking her workout regimen, but she seems very apologetic now and wants to give it another try. She's going to need a bath before anything else though.

>>14426918
She looks very confused as you shove the slightly melted ice cream into her arms in the middle of the market square, but she accepts it. She starts to babble at you as you turn away, and the last thing you can hear her say is '...hug?' before she is out of earshot. Do you turn back around?

>>14426942
Your waifu insists that she Is worth the effort because no self-respecting Vampire should ever have to endure such an insult from one so wretched as her. After several months, your waifu has siphoned enough blood and inflicted enough painful sexual torture on Paladin-chan to make her into a Zombie. You now have a Zombie chained up in your basement; one who must be very cold. Do you leave her down there for eternity, or do you rescue her?

>>14426950
You live out the rest of your life with your Holst-Paladin family, going on grand adventures and having lots of sex. In the end, you retire to a cabin on a hill with your waifu, surrounded by 4 generations of Holst-Paladins and their families. You can die happy knowing you have sired the beginnings of a dynasty of powerful, milky warriors.

>>14426955
You go to the store for some Vampire's blood, but Paladin-chan refuses to drink it when you offer it to her, for obvious reasons. How do you make her take it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:46:34 No.14426983 >>14426975 What monster girls would Hakua and Reiko be?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:46:50 No.14426985 >>14426979 I want to do massages and butler work for wealthy, muscled monster girls at a resort

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:48:08 No.14426993 >>14426982 >Return Well, she's getting a hot bath, a warm meal, and a day off before we begin, although I expect the best from her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:50:02 No.14427004 >>14426985 Slluuuuuuuttttttttttt. I agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:51:17 No.14427009 >>14426982 >How do you make them get along with each other I send her off to start her own studies by herself. I don't want her nosing around when I'm trying to spend time with the wife.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:51:33 No.14427010

>>14426982
>What will be the first thing she sees when she wakes up?
Wait, is she a vamp or an undead? In the case of the first, she sees my back, as I cook some delicious as fuck stew, heavy in garlic, and wonders why she's so hungry all of a sudden. I'll feed it to her, and she'll eat her fill, but wonder about this hunger that she can't shake, and why her eyes continually dart to my throat. In the case of the latter, she probably just moans for a hug. She seems small time, so there'll probably be a few decades of zombihood before she ascends.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:51:38 No.14427012

>>14426979
>>14426983
My circle of ojou-sama friends would include a genki and gullible Kobold, a gentle airheaded Holst, a swords-woman lizardgirl with god tier thighs, a kuudere lich loli super genius, a creepy mantis maid, and my childhood friend, a bitchy succubus who gets bullied by the other girls for being bitchy but secretly just wants me to love her.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:52:59 No.14427017

>>14426982
>After several months, your waifu has siphoned enough blood and inflicted enough painful sexual torture on Paladin-chan to make her into a Zombie. You now have a Zombie chained up in your basement; one who must be very cold. Do you leave her down there for eternity, or do you rescue her?
Vampires are not this cruel, I bet that If I give her the puppy eyes look enough time she would end releasing the paladin. Even if she ends as a zombie she wouldn't let her chained there.

Anyway, I would release her and tell my waifu to take responsibility

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:53:03 No.14427018

>>14427004
Indeed, it would be great.
Doing laundry for an ancient vampire warlord as she walks about in spats and a sports bra, massaging Oni twins that are both heads of security companie, and giving and elder wurm head pats after she lifts a new personal record would be perfect

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:53:39 No.14427020

>>14426982
>Do you turn back around?
I don't really know what to do in that situation, but I do know that it's impolite to just disappear of someone had something to say. I should go back just to chekc on her, yknow, just ask "excuse me, did you need something?" If she doesn't need anything she can just say no right? I should also probably give her a spoon too while I'm at it. And napkins. Maybe a bowl. And remember to make eye contact. I don't really like making eye contact but I do know its impolite not too.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:54:15 No.14427022

>>14426982
>You live out the rest of your life with your Holst-Paladin family, going on grand adventures and having lots of sex. In the end, you retire to a cabin on a hill with your waifu, surrounded by 4 generations of Holst-Paladins and their families. You can die happy knowing you have sired the beginnings of a dynasty of powerful, milky warriors.
Good End. Never forget them name of Sir
Nonymous of Holstein.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:54:46 No.14427024 >>14426982 >How do you make her take it? Give her an anal enema. Her body will absorb it faster that way. Finally, we use a giant dildo to keep everything in place.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:56:02 No.14427027

>>14426982
>She invites you into bed after changing, putting the key on her necklace and dropping it down her cleavage. Do you still want to join her?
I'd probably insist on sleeping on the couch or something similar, but if the bed's the only option I'd roll with it.
Wouldn't want anything weird to happen in the middle of the night, although I'm curious about how she could forget her chastity belt.
Nevertheless, I'm sure she's perfectly fine and nothing bad will happen during our slumber, and I will be able to leave at daybreak.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:56:10 No.14427028 >>14427018 How much sexual bullying would be involved? After all, whats the point of hiring of butler if you're not going to do lewd things with him?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:58:53 No.14427039
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>>14426969
>Date a Vampire
>Despite barely looking 30, she's impossibly old
>She's been through the rise of America Napoleon's conquest of Europe, the British Empire, the Ottoman Empire, and much more
>She has even told you stories of the time she met Genghis Khan
>Her financial connections are so old and vast, she never has to worry about money
>Her long life has colored her personality, too
>She sees almost everyone as children compared to herself
>Even the oldest elves are little more than uppity teenagers to her
>She always talks down to them like a mother would to a child
>This extends to her relationship with you, as well
>She can be a little pretentious about it, but usually surprisingly warm and loving towards you (aristocratic attitude not withstanding)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 20:59:01 No.14427040 File: 53 KB, 390x510, 1425278391274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426985 >Working as a butler in a resort for ojou monstergirls >Until the right one appears and takes you with her Yes please

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:00:11 No.14427042

>>14427028
Quite a bit I imagine, a buff Minotaur telling me to drop my pants for some 'post workout protein' or a salamander looking to 'work on her grip' would be fairly standard, as would strong elf general wrapping her things around my head and demanding a 'tongue cleaning' of her private parts.

It would be worth it though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:00:33 No.14427045 >>14427039 How would she handle me in bed? What if I get nervous?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:00:35 No.14427046

>>14426982
>Her disappointment is quickly cleared p when you offer her the tea. From what you can tell, she has really turned her life around. She's definitely still a warrior, but she's much more tolerant and expecting. Tolerant and accepting of everyone except your Cheshire neighbor who just warped in to give her otouto a headpat. Fire flashes along her blade as she pulls it from its sheath, but the Cheshire is already long gone. How do you calm her down?
Well that's nice she's mellowed out, and still improved her craft! It's also a good thing she's a sort of Big Sister figure for her adoptive Otouto, I'm certain she's setting a good example! I can't help but feel jealous, I've always wanted my own Big Sister. Though she sounds a bit on-the-edge, does she not like her Otouto getting Headpats? Or maybe she wants a monopoly on giving them, huh? I bet she loves ruffling his hair with her big meaty claws, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:01:35 No.14427050 >>14427040 >Ojou monsters using a private island resort to secretly shop for new servants/husbands Sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:01:41 No.14427051 >>14427039 I dunno man, I'd always feel a little inadequate and I'd project it outwards. >"So there I was during the siege of Baghdad-" >"OH YEAH? HOW MANY DICKS DID YOU SUCK WHILE YOU WERE THERE?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:01:50 No.14427052 >>14427040 Who's the special lady that takes you away, Anons?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:05:22 No.14427066
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>>14426625
>You're gonna fuckin' grab my fluffy snuggle lumps and rock them all over your dick, right?
>You're gonna wrap my pawsie-wawsies around you and hug me tightly right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:05:49 No.14427069 >>14427052 I dunno. I think a Dragon might fit the "Ojou" archetype best out of my favorite MGs...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:07:15 No.14427075 >>14427066 >pawsie-wawsies Instant boner loser. Fuck this baby talk bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:07:45 No.14427076 >>14427069 dragon or not, she does that laugh i will punch her. probably wont do shit, but ill get my opinion known

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:08:10 No.14427079 >>14427066 >Hard M Yeti marries a cuddleslut man It would be like the odd couple, but with more sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:09:40 No.14427083 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427075 That's the proper scientific term based on her anatomy chart, I don't dispute the Yeti nurses and doctors

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:09:52 No.14427085 >>14427076 But that laugh is the best kind of laugh.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:09:56 No.14427087

>>14426884
>She thankfully runs off, still wearing the skimpy armor you put her in. Several hunts pass before you see her again; this time she is stronger and faster, but you think you could still probably catch her if you wanted to. Do you?

Natrually, I am a hunter.
And when I catch her this time I give her to the tanuki boss to get a bigger reward for much stronger game than a regular paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:10:08 No.14427088 do we even have art of a ryu's reverse scale?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:10:08 No.14427089 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427039 Aw yes, I'm such a slut for vampires. >>14427052 A dom but gentle ara ara vampire who wants to marry and have a family

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:10:38 No.14427093
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I just want an MG waifu that I can treat as my equal, working out our differences and building on each others' strengths to solve our weaknesses, our strife and conflict making our bond all the tighter when we realize we still want to be together even if we don't agree with everything the other has to say or do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:12:51 No.14427099 >>14427052 Genki Vampire and her similarly Genki Wight Cousin. They'd probably enjoy making me blush.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:15:23 No.14427106 File: 424 KB, 599x459, 1445980186131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427099 >Genki Vampire She'd probably dress up as a Dhampir with no fucks given.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:16:06 No.14427108

>>14427045
>Over a millenia of life experiences brought to bare in bed
>'Now this is a little trick I learned from the emperor's concubine in the Ming era. Just lay back.'
>'Only a few jars of this oil were ever brought back from an ancient Amazon tribe by the Conquistadors.'
>'This position was actually left out of the final draft of the Kama Sutra. Haaa, so many ideas left to the wayside.'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:16:06 No.14427109 File: 671 KB, 750x1061, 6140143973ee5a8272944da7dc12daf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427052 A royal Pharaoh. Slight dom, but gentle. Tender loving femdom a best.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:16:42 No.14427115

>>14426993
She is eager to start training, rationalizing your requirements as another task set for her by the Chief God. Over time, she acquires the most toned, well defined muscles you have ever seen on a girl, ones that would make a Minotaur or an Oni a little jealous. She still isn't ready for sex just yet, but she is alway asking for extra oil massages and full-body rub-downs form you personally. Do you oblige?

>>14427009
Despite your admonishments, you can definitely hear the frustrated rustling of feathers behind your bedroom door as you make love to your waifu all to often. Maybe you should encourage her to find a husband? Or would you rather find some other way to keep her satisfied, or at least keep her away from your room.

>>14427010
I was assuming she would become a vampire. Her mouth is watering, her mind is fuzzy and her body is weak. There's no way she'll be able to feed herself, no way at all...

>>14427017
Realizing the error of her ways after you emotional speech to her, she releases Zombie Paladin-chan. Your waifu decides to make her your maid, but she still gets very clingy and pouty whenever you have to warm Zombie Paladin-chan up. More often then not, you have both of them trying to smother you in cuddles as they try to outdo each other.

>>14427020
The second you look in here eyes, you can tell something has changed. You feel like you can definitely see hearts, and you don't know why she is grinning so much. Suddenly, she pulls you into a hug; one that seems to last forever. After it finally ends, she uses her Paladin's strength to drag you to her home, tie you to her bed, and feed you ice cream and hugs for the rest of eternity.

>>14427022
Thanks for playing.

>>14427024
She is far too embarrassed to resist, and besides, she's still all chained up. As the blood starts to work it's magic, ice seems to spread throughout her body and her eyes have turned red. She still seems very distracted by the massive toy buried deep in her ass, but her monsterization has left her very weak. She is shivering on the floor in that skimpy armor, it looks like she hasn't adjusted to her new undead body yet. She could probably use some warmth.

>>14427027
She unconsciously cuddles you all night long in her small bed, as she didn't have a couch to let you sleep on. There was no way she was going to let you sleep on the floor, she is farm ore honorable than that. She waves at you after you leave, but invites you back for dinner the following night. She says she's too poor for anything fancy, but she promises it'll be good.

>>14427046
She thanks you for the tea, still unable to take her claw off her otouto's head for fear of the Cheshire's return. From then on, she still comes by for tea once in awhile, but now she comes alone most times. From what she tells you, her otouto is maturing into quite the young warrior. She doesn't seem to want anything more from you than your occasional tea dates, but she seems very happy to be around you when they happen.

>>14427087
You collect your hefty reward from the Tanuki, and give no thought to that Paladin-chan ever again.

Good god this has gone on for longer than expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:16:58 No.14427116 >>14427052 Tomboy dragon or tomboy vampire or tomboy demon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:17:03 No.14427119 File: 1.01 MB, 1468x2100, 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holsts knocking things over with their tits. Wights knocking things over with their thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:17:29 No.14427122 >>14427108 Delicious. She'd probably gently kiss me if I got embarrassed and covered my face with my hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:18:06 No.14427123 File: 75 KB, 800x1000, 1448936286695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426030 So like a hellsune?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:18:27 No.14427126

>>14427115
>I was assuming she would become a vampire. Her mouth is watering, her mind is fuzzy and her body is weak. There's no way she'll be able to feed herself, no way at all...
Feed her the food and sit back, sit still and wait as she tentatively approaches, like a nervous animal, crawls into my lap and sinks her fangs into my throat.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:18:49 No.14427128
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>>14427106
>Her cousin would probably dress similarly.
>I'd be living with and serving a Genki Vampire and a Genki Wight, both wearing what amounts to leather short-shorts, and a spandex tube top.
My virginity wouldn't last a day.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:19:28 No.14427131

>>14427115
>Realizing the error of her ways after you emotional speech to her, she releases Zombie Paladin-chan. Your waifu decides to make her your maid, but she still gets very clingy and pouty whenever you have to warm Zombie Paladin-chan up. More often then not, you have both of them trying to smother you in cuddles as they try to outdo each other
Well I guess it's not a bad ending but I would have preferred not to turn the paladin girl into a monstergirl without her consent.

This is pretty weird coming from me since I'm a traitor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:19:30 No.14427133 >>14427079 A real boke and tsukkomi duo, but the Yeti's tsukkomi paw slaps knock him across the room

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:19:42 No.14427136 >>14427115 >Maybe you should encourage her to find a husband? Yes. She need to be her own woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:21:26 No.14427141 >>14427133 I would think the M would be the boke. She can get off on the slaps, she'd probably do it on purpose.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:22:12 No.14427145

>>14427115
>She thanks you for the tea, still unable to take her claw off her otouto's head for fear of the Cheshire's return. From then on, she still comes by for tea once in awhile, but now she comes alone most times. From what she tells you, her otouto is maturing into quite the young warrior. She doesn't seem to want anything more from you than your occasional tea dates, but she seems very happy to be around you when they happen.
That sounds nice, I'm glad she's having success with her young pupil! Though she ought to hit me up so we can go on an adventure altogether sometime. After all, a Dark Mage needs a stronger Warrior to protect them to really go exploring. So if she's up for it one day! It'd be good practive for her Otouto too! I can bring tea along.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:22:58 No.14427150 File: 283 KB, 627x387, 1411144072769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427122 >if I got embarrassed and covered my face with my hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:24:10 No.14427152 >>14427150 I can't help it if I get embarrassed. I'd still love her, but doing lewd things like that is embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:25:27 No.14427157 >>14427152 Then she'll do even more lewd things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:26:09 No.14427161 >>14427119 >You will never have a turbo-deredere holst wife like Okusan. >You will never be her darling. It hurts so much.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:26:27 No.14427163

>>14427126
After the first drop of your blood, she is hooked. She almost drinks too much, but you manage to distract her in time by sliding your finger into her dripping pussy. After a long round of slow, passionate cuddlesex right there on the floor, the two of you fall asleep in each other's arms.
Congratulations, you have obtained (1) Vampire waifu.

>>14427131
I'm sure she'll forgive you and your waifu, and not just because you're her masters now. Your waifu seems to quite like having a maid.

>>14427136
After a rather awkward goodbye, you send the former Paladin off with some food and a small sum of money. You never hear from her again, much to your waifu's delight.

>>14427145
At your mention of tea, she immediately starts to look for quests. It may be some time before she finds one, but whatever it is, you are confident that it will be a grand adventure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:26:56 No.14427164 File: 2.61 MB, 1555x2174, 1448084266148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427157 Oh dear. That will only make me blush more.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:27:04 No.14427165

>>14427115
>She is shivering on the floor in that skimpy armor, it looks like she hasn't adjusted to her new undead body yet. She could probably use some warmth.
I princess carry her to my bed, then I cuddle her while whispering sweet things in her ear until she falls asleep. Dickings can wait for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:27:04 No.14427166 >>14427115 >Do you oblige? Of course! It's always rewarding to see my girls hard work, as well as easing whatever stress she's feeling from all the hard work.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:27:43 No.14427168 This nigger knows how to do CYOA's right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:27:47 No.14427170 >>14427164 That's the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:27:51 No.14427171 >>14426953 Nobody likes you and your stories suck Alp, go away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:28:06 No.14427173 >>14427152 >>14427164 Don't worry anon, she loves you this way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:28:19 No.14427174 >>14427123 That is a pretty good name for them. Maybe I should make something of the idea. Even if that thing is just an excuse to write about how nice it'd be to be caught inside the heavenly hell of her all-enveloping tails.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:29:34 No.14427181

>>14427115
>Paladin's strength to drag you to her home, tie you to her bed, and feed you ice cream and hugs for the rest of eternity
God dammit I wanted a friend, not a kidnapper. That "tie you to bed" thing better be just a one day emergency measure to relieve pent up lust. She could have just asked you know, how am I supposed to feed my dog?

And why did this woman who's name I don't know reach shimoneta levels of lust? I guess I can't complain, but this better not be a trap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:29:40 No.14427182 >>14427170 >>14427173 If she wants to keep doing lewd things to me, I won't stop her. I won't resist her love. Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtVyEZymUFo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:29:54 No.14427185 >>14427168 Well, it's not much of an adventure at all, but at least they know how to reply to many people at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:31:02 No.14427191 >>14427141 Batsu games must be her favorite day of the year, getting off for 24 hours straight on slaps http://i.imgur.com/Jes01Lc.gif

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:31:16 No.14427194

>>14427115
You're one dedicated anon for keeping this going.
>She waves at you after you leave, but invites you back for dinner the following night.
Sounds like the beginning of a loving relationship, and a good end for me.
I'd try to convince her to settle down after a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:31:55 No.14427197 >>14427171 What? I'm not even that faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:31:58 No.14427198 >>14427174 Yeah, I have a hellsune OC. inb4 donut steel http://fav.me/d9flikr

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:32:10 No.14427199 >>14427182 No, this is the thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUfW0Tex1G0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:32:37 No.14427201 File: 252 KB, 600x600, Gazer_housewife_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my wife

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:33:36 No.14427203 File: 68 KB, 271x288, 1445807134696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Monstergirls' faces if they could read the thread right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:33:55 No.14427206 I want to watch gachimuchi videos with two onis!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:36:03 No.14427211 >>14427201 What a cute monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:36:10 No.14427213 >>14427198 Wait, hold on, are you InflatableAstaroth?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:36:18 No.14427214 File: 341 KB, 850x832, 1448313593781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427203 What does that face convey?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:36:51 No.14427215 File: 133 KB, 485x721, ss__2015_02_08_at_06_12_06__by_inflatableastaroth-d8h96p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:36:57 No.14427216 File: 243 KB, 600x600, Gazer_housewife_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427211 she is best wife

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:37:07 No.14427217 File: 945 KB, 1438x2097, 1448937427595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427161 It hurts. Can I post this? It's from a normal published manga so it's fine by the new /a/ rules, but I'm not sure about /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:38:03 No.14427220 >>14427213 Yes, unfortunately.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:38:07 No.14427221

>>14427165
She spends the night in your warm, protective embrace. Despite being a perfect buttslut now, she is a little baby crazy The only time she will let you put it anywhere else when you put a baby in her. They are all born one year apart, and you happily enjoy the rest of your nigh-eternal life with your Vampire waifu and three Vampire daughterus.

>>14427181
You figure out very soon that she is actually a Succubus, masquerading as a Paladin to lure in unknowing human boys such as yourself. Don't worry about your dog, she brought it to her house because she'd do ANYTHING for her new husband. That's what you are, right? Her new husband? Yes, that's exactly what you are. Good luck ever leaving your house, but why would you want to? The Succubus perfectly tailors herself to your interests, and is more than happy to be whatever her husband wants her to be.

>>14427194
After a few months of seeing each other, you find a small, plain box next to your usual plate of bread and beans when you visit her for dinner like you usually do. In it is the key to her chastity belt. Your cuddle session that night is mostly normal too, except for the fact that you are slowly fucking her all night long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:38:21 No.14427222 >>14427216 Looks kinda tiny and petite. Exceedingly cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:39:18 No.14427225 >>14427215 She's getting her head patted.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:39:44 No.14427227 >>14427215 I like this picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:40:11 No.14427230 >>14427222 Perfect for picking up and carrying her around like a baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:40:14 No.14427231 >>14427214 A desire to rape cute boys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:40:38 No.14427235 >>14427182 >>14427199 No, this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkv5xOLvnA >>14424192 I'm never going to be able to listen to this song again without getting a stiffy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:41:49 No.14427240 >>14427220 Huh. I had no idea you browsed here. Now I know. More helium stuff please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:42:54 No.14427245 >>14427123 Needs bigger breasts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:43:00 No.14427247 >>14427235 Why is that song so depressing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:43:04 No.14427248 File: 147 KB, 1285x1200, 1445884010791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427216 >>14427201 Mono-eyes are for bullying than marrying Elves are for rape What is your favorite MG for, gang?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:43:07 No.14427249 File: 239 KB, 900x1196, Commission [InflatableAstaroth] - Seraphine Cosplay1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:43:07 No.14427250

>>14427122
>Get overwhelmed by everything she's showing you
>Break down and roll away
>'Darling, what's the matter?'
>She gently turns you back to her
>Tell her how overwhelming it all is
>She's seen and done so much, how could you possibly measure up? What can you do that she hasn't seen done better a thousand times?
>She processes what you said for a moment before letting out a laugh
>Not her usual O-HOHOHOHO, but a small giggle, as if you'd said something silly
>She raises up your face to look into her ruby red eyes
>'It's true, I've seen a lot of things in my lifetime. But there's one thing I've never had.'
>What?
>She laughs again before leaning in and stealing a quick kiss
>'Silly child. It's you.'
>She embraces you and pulls you down onto the bed
>'All those experiences mean nothing if I can't share them with someone. I'm showing you all this because I want you to be a part of my world.'
>Smile a little and return her kiss
>'Better?'
>Yes.
>'Good. Now, what do you say we pick up where we left off? Just a little slower this time, hmm?'
>While away the night with gentle cuddlesex

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:44:58 No.14427256 >>14427106 Good, Dhampires are much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:45:01 No.14427257 >>14427221 >They are all born one year apart, and you happily enjoy the rest of your nigh-eternal life with your Vampire waifu and three Vampire daughterus. Such a nice ending, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:45:12 No.14427258 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427248 Healing this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:45:21 No.14427259 File: 1.05 MB, 1024x1273, solange_by_madamsquiggles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427240 I browse because I like sexy monster girls. I try to keep other kinks like inflation to a minimum. >>14427245 lol, they do get bigger...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:45:56 No.14427260 >>14427231 Oh. That's me. I guess. >>14427250 My heart can't handle this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:46:01 No.14427261 File: 107 KB, 818x479, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427248 >Mono-eyes are for bullying >Elves are for rape

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:46:09 No.14427262 >>14427235 >>14427199 >>14427182 Quick, I need songs about how everything and everyone is terrible and how things will never get better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:46:30 No.14427263 >>14427248 Being an Onee-san, protecting her otouto's smile, and tender loving cuddle-rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:46:45 No.14427264 >>14427259 I demand proof

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:46:52 No.14427265 >>14427163 >You have obtained (1) Vampire waifu. Keikaku doori

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:47:00 No.14427266 >>14427249 I want to bully her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:47:02 No.14427267 >>14427221 >Your cuddle session that night is mostly normal too, except for the fact that you are slowly fucking her all night long. Good end indeed. Loving Paladin-chan wife acquired. Thanks for the fun times, dedicated-anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:47:08 No.14427268 >>14427259 >They do get bigger... Care to share?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:47:59 No.14427271 >>14427249 I think that design miiight be pushing it a little.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:48:14 No.14427272 >>14427248 Mono-eyes give you a relationship like that deaf girl manga: At first you bully them to fit in, but then feel bad, finally realizing that they're beautiful both inside and out. Soon after your married with around 3-5 monoeye daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:48:15 No.14427273 >>14427257 >>14427265 >>14427267 I'm glad you all liked it. Now it's time for a nap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:48:40 No.14427276 File: 1.49 MB, 900x1221, Commission [InflatableAstaroth] - Seraphine Cosplay04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427245 Big enough for you? lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:48:51 No.14427278 >Embarrassed anon and assertive waifu Finally, people with taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:49:01 No.14427279 >>14427262 Oh. That's easy. Welcome to my world anon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cu0yWfkWX0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:49:32 No.14427281 >>14427166 >Oiling up a muscled paladin-chan The best

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:50:34 No.14427285 >>14427276 Could be bigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:50:50 No.14427287 File: 338 KB, 431x955, Sera4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427249 She is a Tsundere, so good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:52:48 No.14427294 >>14427285 I guess... http://fav.me/d87oymd

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:53:50 No.14427297 >>14427279 Thank you Anon, that was very beautiful.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:55:07 No.14427304
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>>14427248
I'll tell her my favourite food is something involving onions, and then hug and cuddle with her and pat her head after she tries her hardest to prepare it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:56:36 No.14427305 >>14427262 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQpvqPuDJWI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jN9b5Y5bw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6BifoKqR-o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TJVHHQW6aE

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:56:48 No.14427306

>>14427221
>You figure out very soon that she is actually a Succubus, masquerading as a Paladin to lure in unknowing human boys such as yourself
>first time being friendly in ages
>this happens
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
Well, I'm not content with doing nothing but fucking for the rest of eternity, nor am I content with serving that dirty monster lord. That old hag turned my favorite school teacher into an alp! We must escape the succubus's layer, purify her, and dismantle the organization she works for! Plan A. I'm going to secretly place televisions around the house playing looping footage of sappy chickflicks, and while the succubi is distracted trying to turn off the filthy handholding that is being broadcast of the TVs, I will sneak out the door after breaking the lock with my hardened buttocks and run like an idiot.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:56:54 No.14427307

I just had a nice dream about my waifu. I was driving a black BMW X5 in the Alps heading towards a ski resort, where we rented a hut, where we would spend a week together. One of the most happiest dreams in my life. Last thing I remember is that we cuddled before the firepalace under a blanket after arriving and planning where we would go skiing the next day.
And now i'm here with you guys.

Did you ever dreamed with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:57:24 No.14427308 File: 2.66 MB, 2480x3508, 9.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427201 I love my wife!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:58:50 No.14427311 >>14427307 I dreamed that I was playing football. I sucked at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:59:01 No.14427312 >>14427307 >Did you ever dreamed with your waifu? I can't remember what I dream, ever. But I daydream a lot if that counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 21:59:29 No.14427314 >>14427308 Your wife is cute, I'm happy for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:00:32 No.14427317 >>14427276 Too big They're all too big

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:00:41 No.14427319 File: 340 KB, 800x2639, 53828388_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:00:51 No.14427320 File: 338 KB, 431x955, Sera4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427266 She is a tsundere, so good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:01:11 No.14427321 >>14427317 For you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:01:40 No.14427324 >>14427305 Not exactly my cup of tea, but it reminded me of another song that you'd probably call me a pleb for posting so I'll just let that lie with me. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:01:58 No.14427326 How many leanan sidhe fangirls would Bob Ross have?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:02:22 No.14427328 File: 1.32 MB, 3000x2400, Seraphine SP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427317 Well, her size varies, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:02:25 No.14427329 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427308 You deserve better than a worst dragon with no hips.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:03:10 No.14427332 >>14427319 God this is cute. My chest hurts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:03:20 No.14427334 >>14427326 All of them, and probably plenty that aren't into art. That man's voice is gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:04:15 No.14427340 >>14427326 All of them. And they are all milfs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:04:51 No.14427342 File: 113 KB, 600x700, 52639563_p0_sfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my wife

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:04:54 No.14427344 >>14427312 This. The few dreams I do remember are the really fucked up ones with little to no presence of monstergirls. I do daydream about them in the middle of working on assignments sometimes, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:05:54 No.14427346 >>14427319 I'd headpat Narumeia all day and let her sit in my lap forever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:06:03 No.14427347 >>14427319 Want to use those horns as handlebars while I kiss her face all over.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:06:11 No.14427349
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>>14427314
Thank you! She's the cutest and I love her! I hope everyone will find their one love, be her in 2D or 3D. Of course 2D is superior but who am I to judge?

>>14427329
She does have hips though! The widest hips she can rest her claw on!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:06:15 No.14427350 >>14427342 Who stuffed that turkey?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:08:33 No.14427360 >>14427329 Oh come now, Jabberwocks and Krakens are both good in their own ways, and are hardly comparable. Can't we all get along in agreeing that big sisterly types are love?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:08:36 No.14427361 File: 241 KB, 724x1024, 4793b311588d07af0a282cec6a4289d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427308 I love my wives!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:08:44 No.14427362 >>14427349 She didn't in that other picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:09:10 No.14427367 File: 442 KB, 696x875, gazer wedding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427349 Everybody deserves to find their love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:13:36 No.14427383 >>14427350 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52639563 and I wish I could say I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:13:41 No.14427384 File: 192 KB, 332x343, PLEASE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427367 >Everybody deserves to find their love. Don't say that!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:15:21 No.14427387 .>>14427367 Can I just be a monster girl instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:16:43 No.14427388 File: 208 KB, 1000x1000, I'm a Dragon right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14426695 Bring her to Druella as a gift. Bitches love other bitches as gifts, just like how they love smiley faces.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:17:07 No.14427389 >>14427387 Gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:17:41 No.14427390 >>14427387 No

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:17:50 No.14427391 >>14427389 even if I'm a girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:18:38 No.14427394 >>14427384 But it's true anon. You, and everyone else, deserve to be loved. Don't give up hope. It might be difficult, but maybe you'll find someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:18:44 No.14427395 >>14427383 Milky preggo jub is olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:20:33 No.14427403 >>14427306 We can't just have a nice tomboyish, boy making paladin girl can we? It's always gotta turn into a blueberry

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:21:05 No.14427404 >>14427317 Not big enough I say.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:21:24 No.14427407

>>14427391
Sometimes I wonder if girls browse this thread at all and we just don't know it.
It is likely that girls exist that would willingly get corrupted and turned into monstergirls so they can go and tease and rape boys.
Not very likely, but the possibility exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:21:28 No.14427408 >>14427395 Amen, after she's given birth and laying eggs again, breakfast in bed will be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:22:03 No.14427411 >>14427391 There are no girls on the internet, their second x chromosome is too wide to fit through the cables.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:22:48 No.14427414 >>14427404 How big would you go? >>14427407 Well, I wouldn't get corrupted to be just any monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:22:50 No.14427415 >>14427407 They don't need to be monstergirls to rape me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:24:27 No.14427419 >>14427407 Isn't much different from getting hit with cosmic rays and turning into a super hero, is it? Everything just has a sexual undertone, and I'm sure not all girls would be put off by that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:24:34 No.14427421 File: 967 KB, 1056x1100, 1442415031514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A JubJubs flight problems can be solved with jetpacks. Jiggling JubJub titties guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:24:45 No.14427423 >>14427394 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448134692896.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:26:12 No.14427429 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, Only Casuals Don't Get This Image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427421 Only lame Harpies can't fly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:27:09 No.14427431 >>14427421 I want art of this now. We need art of JetJub and art of a naked Raiju looking at the viewer and licking her lips with electricity bouncing between her clip on nipple rings.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:27:15 No.14427433 >>14427221 Is the ride over?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:28:37 No.14427440 >>14427421 Maximum thrust!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:28:39 No.14427441 >>14427414 There's a chart using 2hus that fits my tastes. Kiene is the one Id stop at

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:28:59 No.14427442 >>14427429 Dwarven science doesn't give a fuck. Those JubJubs will now be able to pursue the same dudes that scoffed at their pitiful past attempts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:29:08 No.14427443 >>14427433 The ride must be over, dedicated-anon said he was going to take a nap. I hope he comes back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:30:38 No.14427446 >>14427414 And what monstergirl would you let corrupt you? And excuse me if I don't think you're actually a girl. The internet makes me skeptical.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:31:26 No.14427452 >>14427443 Ah, a bit of a shame, I was having fun.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:31:45 No.14427453
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>>14427442
Except for the fact that a man wearing a Jetpack would still get away.

I mean if Jubjubs can afford to get Jetpacks then basically everyone would have one on hand at that point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:32:15 No.14427454 >>14427452 Me too. The thread needs more people like him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:33:14 No.14427458 >>14427307 What monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:33:45 No.14427461 >>14427453 Then they can just attach Gundam-style leg thrusters to the Jubs legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:36:39 No.14427469 http://justanegg.deviantart.com/art/0v0-516190783 Help me, /mgt/. After 2 hours of scrolling through DeviantArt, I can no longer tell wherever or not this particular piece is absolutely terrible. At 4am, it's way too late/early for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:37:00 No.14427473 >>14424121 talk about why principles of chemistry 1 is inferior to 2

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:37:19 No.14427475 Why does everything hurt so bad lately? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:38:28 No.14427478 >>14427469 This almost convinced me to kill myself. Thanks. >>14427475 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, and that's the worst part about it: I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:38:49 No.14427481 >>14427469 Was that drawn before the Anubis was given thumbs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:39:07 No.14427483 File: 434 KB, 853x662, Luka's Wife and Daughter version 1.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427461 Anything you attach to a poor jobless Jubjub can be used by anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:39:37 No.14427487 >>14427478 It's okay anon. I'm right there with you. The most important thing is to keep on going. Maybe this will help you out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10kIX4yW1-A

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:40:16 No.14427490 >>14427469 I wanna sniff a haughty Anubis' feet!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:40:40 No.14427491 >>14427487 Wrong one. Oops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc50qOxdn5s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:40:40 No.14427492 >>14427469 I was going to bitch about the paw pads, but I realized that they are that color in the official art. Either way, the faces freak me out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:41:11 No.14427495 >>14427481 February of this year. So I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:41:57 No.14427498 >>14427495 Yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:44:17 No.14427507 What Monster Girl would love to post /tv/ memes with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:44:35 No.14427508 >>14427487 >>14427478 >>14427475 http://a.pomf.cat/wczbtu.mp3 Light your heart up, anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:48:47 No.14427525 >>14425489 We're probably going to make so many image macros from this doujin, it will be great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:49:56 No.14427527 >>14427507 None, because /tv/ is an awful board.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:50:05 No.14427529 http://bupiti.deviantart.com/art/Anubis-524870246 >Oh god what is this >Why does my face feel like a Family Guy character >Why was I born into this world

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:50:45 No.14427531 >>14427527 For you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:51:15 No.14427534 >>14427531 Epic meme, Anonymous!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:52:36 No.14427539 >>14427529 Neat. I remember when Bupi posted that in the /v/ drawthreads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:52:54 No.14427540 File: 237 KB, 600x679, 1447612054704.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427534 Is your waifu an Ignis? A Salamander? Do you like Monster Girls that are fire and heat related?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:53:37 No.14427545 >>14427525 It's already started.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:53:59 No.14427546 >>14427531 >>14427540 Once again you prove me right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 22:58:38 No.14427552 File: 30 KB, 900x545, 1448012855038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wold your waifu wear Bikini Armor? I mean she would right? She's not a prude is she? Or worse, not a warrior?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:01:13 No.14427558 >>14427552 Bikini armor is for sluts, leotard armor is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:02:14 No.14427560 >>14427552 Armor is just for cosplay for her, her barrier spell is much more dependable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:02:48 No.14427562 >>14427469 It's terrible. But it's not -absolutely- terrible. 5/10 I'd say, semi-decent, but nothing great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:05:49 No.14427573 >>14427552 My Jubjub waifu would wear bikinis but I see her working as a bard, she'd be a master flutist and singer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:07:11 No.14427577 File: 72 KB, 1000x2200, 1446521507157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427552 >No Black Knight wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:08:23 No.14427583 >>14427577 Tender missionary loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:08:42 No.14427584 File: 146 KB, 393x600, Salamander_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427552 And once more

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:09:14 No.14427585 >>14427577 Oh bby, winged monstergirl in full black plate? Dude on the left has the right idea, sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:10:23 No.14427590 File: 899 KB, 794x1200, Dark valkyire alt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427577 next best thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:12:16 No.14427595 File: 31 KB, 861x706, tumblr_nx5zz1S1hu1qdngz0o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427577 >tfw no busty armored Succubus that's head over heels for you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:13:08 No.14427596 >>14427590 can some one make a brown skinned,red hair version of this?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:14:13 No.14427597
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Well, I've now scrolled through exactly 10300 images on DeviantArt in an attempt to collect yet more anubis art. My eyes now physically hurt, and I think I can see my monitor refreshing 60 times a second.

Time to go to bed, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:15:54 No.14427602 >>14427597 >no overworked bitter anubis to coddle and love why live

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:16:34 No.14427603 >>14427597 Poor anubisfriend, she would be proud of your efforts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:18:21 No.14427605 >>14427597 Tired bitter overworked Monster Girls that are a bit on the edge from all their pent up stress and high blood pressure are the best!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:22:55 No.14427617 File: 977 KB, 1712x2129, anubusiness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427605

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:26:11 No.14427624
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>>14427605
Househusbands, how do you calm your waifu down after she had a long stressful day at work dealing with incompetent underlings, broken equipment, and her superior who doesn't understand how the company works?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:27:20 No.14427632 >>14427597 Good man, you've more than earned rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:33:40 No.14427644 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1SX0arT5tQ >TFW you will never have a Mindflayer wearing a comically cartoony squid mascot head tell you that you have a mental illness

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:35:47 No.14427649

>>14427624
Her favorite snacks and drink, combined with a foot-claw massage. She works hard, she deserves to relax hard. She doesn't have to say anything if she doesn't want to, she can just relax in her recliner while I try to make her comfortable. If she want sot vent about how shitty work was, that would be fine too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:35:57 No.14427651 File: 162 KB, 1848x1362, 583fe3ea9324826f131e520cdce27ec2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427632 Gonna go dream of sleeping in with loli anubis. Hopefully for many hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:36:27 No.14427652 File: 14 KB, 495x527, 123498324432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 25 days until you're punished, nerds!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:36:30 No.14427653 >>14427595 I like this art style, it's simple yet captivating.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:38:25 No.14427661 >>14427652 Nope. I'm on the nice list.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:39:16 No.14427665
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>>14427624
Her favorite home-cooked meal, a relaxing massage as she vents, and a warm bath together. And I mean a bath, not a shower. Then we watch one of her shows together, and it's of to bed for cuddles and possibly sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:40:18 No.14427667 File: 31 KB, 714x652, 1433131420405.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427653 Oolong is pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:40:56 No.14427669 File: 169 KB, 798x631, Help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427653 Oh, it's captivating alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:42:06 No.14427672 >>14427258 Thanks Doc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:43:21 No.14427677 File: 58 KB, 231x786, Heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427525 >>14427525

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:45:22 No.14427680 >>14427652 Krampus is a dyke.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:45:31 No.14427681 >>14427677 I can't wait till the full version comes out. Speaking of that, when?

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:48:02 No.14427689
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It's a miracle, KC posted some Jabberwock art I would've missed. Thank God KC posts all the MGE art he can find on his site.

What do you guys think the Dragon and Wock are talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:48:41 No.14427690 >>14427677 That sort of smile is always unsettling, yet arousing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:49:26 No.14427692 >>14427689 LOTS of butts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:49:39 No.14427693 >>14427677 >not adding an "image cap/limit -1" to the empty bubble

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:51:51 No.14427697 >>14427693 >>14427693 http://i.imgur.com/AP9b5sm.jpg ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI ARRIVIDERCI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:52:34 No.14427700 >>14427689 Meso-American History.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:52:37 No.14427701 >>14427651 Now that is a splendid dream. >>14427624 Pretty much exactly what >>14427665 says.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:52:46 No.14427703 File: 118 KB, 246x253, what is she thinking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427689

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:53:42 No.14427707 >>14427681 New Years. When someone will scan and post it online, that's another question...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:55:22 No.14427711 >>14427697 You should do "translations" of everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:56:29 No.14427715 File: 578 KB, 850x1201, 15436879439845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427677 Not even in your own thoughts are you safe from lavender cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:57:02 No.14427719 File: 47 KB, 500x800, CSPIOQdUcAAcaG8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427689 >Scroll down farther >See kikimoras >About to say Jackpot but those faces What a bust.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:58:01 No.14427721 Cheshire's are rude women that don't deserve good things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:58:47 No.14427722 >>14427697 Is that an accurate translation, or just another for fun one? Because honestly, I could see a Cheshire behaving like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 23:59:30 No.14427725 >>14427721 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:00:19 No.14427728 >>14427722 When the full version comes out, I want to see someone do a "blind" translation before an official one is made.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:00:24 No.14427729 File: 585 KB, 733x1000, 1445428563602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427721 Oh, come on. They're just trying to have a little fun. Besides, could you say no to an ass like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:00:41 No.14427730 >>14427721 What Wonderland Girl does deserve good things then?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:01:22 No.14427731

>>14427703
>my walking claws hurt
>it's really humid in here
>why is this dragon wearing limp clothes?
>she acts like a slut.
>I miss my husband
>maybe I shouldn't be so rough with him
>I bet this whore is two busy stuffing her mouth with dicks to collect a hoard
>how is she gonna feed her husband and kids? Does she have kids?
>I brt she makes him do all the work while she just cheats left and right. I'd never do that.
>that faggot cat keeps stealing my underwear.
>she probably doesn't even clean her scales
>I turned the oven off right?
>are her boobs bigger than mine? I bet she used to be flat but just guzzldd a bunch of Holst milk.
>Good lord woman, how so you fly with your cleavage hanging out loose like that?
>Probably does it because she's an exhibitionist and gets off to this.
>I bet that's why she's getting her photo taken.
>dragons are the pride of the lizardman race, not some candyland slut
>I want to go home

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:02:07 No.14427735 >>14427730 All of them expect for Chehires.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:04:32 No.14427742 >>14427735 >putting Cheshires lower than Humpty Eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:05:23 No.14427746 >>14427703 >>14427731 She sounds like a nice dragon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:06:22 No.14427750 >>14427731 >limp *pimp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:06:34 No.14427751 >>14427742 They are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:07:55 No.14427754 File: 164 KB, 305x287, now what is she thinking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427703 >>14427731 >>14427746

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:08:48 No.14427758 >>14427754 >BOY I SURE DO LOVE COCKS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:10:16 No.14427761 >>14427754 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQVjGdJ60g

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:10:33 No.14427764 >>14427711 >>14427722 I do everything out of merriment or being bored, given that the only thread-dwellers to this one's memory that knows moonrunes is RS and TF. This one is pleased to have served you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:10:46 No.14427765 >>14427754 >>14427758 why does her mom let her have tow dicks?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:11:49 No.14427767 >>14427765 and i fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:13:06 No.14427771 File: 685 KB, 320x180, 1443107148178.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427767 You've fucked up on a lot of things, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:13:07 No.14427772 >>14427767 you should apologize by taking that jabberwock's virginity despite her lewd act she's never even seen a picture of a dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:14:03 No.14427774 >>14427767 I don't know, I kinda like the idea of wire-guided dicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:14:20 No.14427776 >>14427729 Yes actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:17:15 No.14427789 >>14427776 dosnt mean saying no's gona save you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:19:07 No.14427795 >>14427789 I have my fists.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:22:26 No.14427803 [SPOILER]

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>>14427754
>ohhhh god its getting waaarm in here~
>I'm so glad I wore my special lace... That cameraman is mighty fine...
>I ought to live him a little pinch on the butt before I go... Just to make an offer, you know?
>look t greenscales over here... So proud... So naïve too, to cling to pride in wonderland...
>maybe I'll loosen my shirt up a little, vice Cammy a treat...
>OH FUCK I LOVE COCKS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:22:46 No.14427804 >>14427652 I've done lots of naughty things, and I still have naughty things to do before then!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:26:23 No.14427818 >>14427652 Are alps safe from the Krampus?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:27:16 No.14427824 >>14427818 Hell no. Alps are the naughtiest boys around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:28:23 No.14427828 >>14427824 I want to nibble an alps ears while she tries to talk with someone on the phone.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:29:08 No.14427830

>>14427824
I want to see an Alp waiting for her Krampus to arrive, and right when she does the Alp poses naked and dramatically lays her hand on her face.
>"Oh dear, it appears that it is time for me to be punished! Oh, what will poor old me ever do? I'll probably be whipped, or smacked, or something involving leather! Alas, do not mourn for me, I shall embrace punishment, for punishment, is me!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:29:33 No.14427832 >>14427828 I want to nibble on a Krampus' ears while she attaches clamps to an Alp who is trying to tweet about it!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:30:30 No.14427835 >>14427832 >Nipple clamps hurt! >#Breastproblems

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:33:59 No.14427842 >>14427832 Would social media suck less with the addition of monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:35:29 No.14427846 I just woke up from a dream where I had to fight a lizard girl, broke both her arms with a mace and then had to feed her and tuck her in for the next few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:35:50 No.14427847 File: 1022 KB, 500x1500, 1412060557283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But how does she keep her figure when all she does is eat junk food and play vidya and schlick to Alps Gone Wild?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:36:35 No.14427848 >>14427842 No, it would suck more. Take every attention whore on social media right now, slap a bunch of extra parts on them and make them ten times more annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:37:04 No.14427850 >>14427842 I don't know what social media is like now, but probably. >>14427846 I bet it looks gross when they're growing out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:38:59 No.14427852 >>14427848 Eh, maybe. Although I wouldn't mind the addition of free tits on it. Barring friends or family who went monster doing it. >>14427850 Everyone has an opinion and must share it with you no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:40:35 No.14427856 >>14427852 >Everyone has an opinion and must share it with you no matter what So just social life in general. What does the addition of media do for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:40:40 No.14427857 >>14427852 Free tits would not be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:42:04 No.14427858 File: 342 KB, 566x800, 1408465222496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there not even one man of virtue and faith in all the land?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:42:13 No.14427859

>>14427856
Because social media doesn't require the person to be in the same room with you for you to see it.

>>14427857
I dunno, seeing a pair of holst twins or a succubut who did some changes for her husband with a big breast preference would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:43:19 No.14427863 File: 118 KB, 599x599, proto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427858 THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:44:12 No.14427867 File: 736 KB, 830x1200, 1447531666144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427446 Going just by aesthetics, Succubus, Hellhound, goo girl, or dragon girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:44:32 No.14427869 >>14427857 Gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:44:54 No.14427873 >>14427863 Yeah but I popped a motrin to stop my jaw from hurting and a bag of warheads so I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:45:11 No.14427874 >>14427859 Not worth the annoyance, I would rather just watch monster girl porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:46:34 No.14427878 >>14427874 I'd rather be in monster girl porn. The hardcore shit with post action cuddling and hand holding based around childhood friend stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:49:24 No.14427881 File: 132 KB, 740x1193, 1424393935733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427878 I want to star in "Missionary x Amazon" stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:50:38 No.14427883 >>14427881 I want to star in role reversal porn with an Amazon where she's a housewife and I'm the breadwinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:51:03 No.14427886 >>14427881 A wandering missionary who gets snatched up by an amazon for sex in the missionary position? Sounds good, I'd enjoy one where a golem turns against her creator for a 'quick' power boost.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:52:05 No.14427889 >>14427858 I would faithful to Ares and hold sporting events and fighting tourneys in her name, like Dog Days. It's a great excuse to see bouncing ass and titties everywhere, to see lovely girls in swimsuits and skimpy sports wear

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:52:30 No.14427890

>>14427886
>for sex in the missionary position
Oh no, it starts with her cowgirling him, but then he uses his wily ways to tame her, and then it goes to show them getting married and the last scene has them engage in The Good Stuff on their wedding night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:53:31 No.14427892 >>14427889 Your heart is wicked, but I can't argue with the results.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:53:51 No.14427895 >>14427890 Excellent, post credits scene showing daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:54:47 No.14427898 >>14427123 Hmm, I remember last time I saw something like this I found myself somewhat appalled, and realized I was a Kitsune purist.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:55:05 No.14427899 >>14427895 That would make it a pretty epic project. Almost like a "Roots" type of deal, with sequels showing where their descendants end up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:56:57 No.14427901 >>14427881 I want her to teach me the "amazon position".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:57:33 No.14427905 >>14427847 nanomachines, son.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:58:03 No.14427906 I want an anubis to yell at me to JUST DO IT whenever I wake up!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:58:49 No.14427909 >>14427899 Yep, that would be a good one. As would a Valkryie theesome one where the brown haired valkrie and her blue haired rival both double team the love interest. It ends with impregnation and a pregnant threesome final scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:58:50 No.14427910 >>14427906 They must work for Nike...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:59:11 No.14427911 File: 1.41 MB, 1100x1400, 1432837754476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427901 What's that then?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 00:59:18 No.14427913 >>14427906 With "it" being fucking her brains out?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:00:31 No.14427915 File: 1.04 MB, 759x1284, 1395596182103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >knowing that you will never be nursed by a Holstaurus followed by tender loving and cuddling afterwards why live?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:00:37 No.14427916 >>14427901 >amazon position Have some self-respect.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:00:51 No.14427917 >>14427901 That's like the ultimate femdom position, and I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:03:15 No.14427923 File: 1.56 MB, 500x281, 1163218989236.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427892 Basically I want to see my Jubjub run like this. Ir's only fair that the men would compete too. Shower sex for all winning and losing couples, delightful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:03:34 No.14427925 Would role reversal porn for the role reversal monster girls be the ultimate taboo for them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:04:30 No.14427929 >>14427923 >Rail Wars came for the trains, stayed for the caboose

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:05:25 No.14427931 >>14427929 Multi-track drifting?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:05:26 No.14427932 >>14427929 You actually watched that piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:06:32 No.14427935 >>14427932 Fuckin A right I did. Shit was fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:06:41 No.14427937 File: 20 KB, 298x298, 5346242131321324231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427911 Also, search for sasamori tomoe in sadpanda. >>14427916 Shh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:08:05 No.14427943 >>14427937 That does look nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:09:06 No.14427947 >>14427911 I want 4, 8 and 12. >>14427937 And this too.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:09:48 No.14427951

>>14427937
You can't stop me from judging you. You like femdom? Fine whatever, but the moment you start talking about the amazon postition I will judge you for as long as I can but instead of creating a huge stick I'll just silently judge you from now on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:10:34 No.14427957 >>14427925 Yes. It would be the nasty fetish they don't speak about, the thing that would make all of their acquaintances look at them with disdain if it was discovered. Basically their equivalent of cp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:10:47 No.14427959 >>14427951 >instead of creating a huge stick Shirou please go back to jackhammering used goods.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:11:30 No.14427961 >>14427959 >stick God fucking damn, someone shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:12:30 No.14427964 I want to meet a amazon with a hyper preg fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:12:30 No.14427965 >>14427951 Thanks for keeping your opinion to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:12:32 No.14427966 >>14427957 Oh I don't know if it would be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:13:56 No.14427974 File: 1.87 MB, 1280x720, 1447739001375.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427917 I LIKE IT.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:14:45 No.14427977 >>14427966 Alright, maybe cp is too far. It would be more like interracial kekolding porn. People would think of you as less of a person when they find out you like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:15:45 No.14427979 >>14427959 Red Saber best Saber.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:15:51 No.14427980 >>14427974 I still haven't watched or read this. Is WCW any good outside of the novelty of the main couple?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:16:22 No.14427981 >>14427974 I would have liked the show a lot more if he was younger than her instead of just a manlet. I can self-insert into a younger man. I can't self-insert into a manlet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:17:03 No.14427985 >>14427980 It's pretty good. Best girl is OP, and that's okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:17:27 No.14427987 >>14427974 I want a red dragon Kagari-san. Or demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:17:38 No.14427988 >>14427980 Eh. The plot is kind of a mess and the art is hit or miss. It aint terrible but it aint great either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:18:03 No.14427989 >>14427979 Yeah, Mordred's pretty good. Unless you're talking about the whore of Babylon. In which case you're still right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:18:29 No.14427991 >>14427985 >>14427988 Let's you and him fight!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:18:34 No.14427992 >>14427987 I want a Lilim Kagare-san. Or Pharaoh. Or Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:20:56 No.14427998 >>14427989 I was talking about the PSP game one, but Mordred is top tier. Best girl in the PSP game was Caster aside from the whole whore thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:21:05 No.14427999 File: 459 KB, 1000x1408, e1088d5e39f9ba246a31fa9f99bb5e1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427991 I'm a lover, not a fighter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:21:44 No.14428001 >>14427991 Nah, I don't put a lot of weight behind my opinion there. I don't have strong feelings on the series one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:21:57 No.14428002 >>14427937 Oh fuck, I want this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:23:07 No.14428004 >>14427998 Yep. Tamamo a good, Nero a good, Medusa a good, Evil elf a good. Even Arturia a good. All worthy of impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:25:13 No.14428009 >>14428004 Not to mention the PSP Rider, she's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:25:31 No.14428010 File: 155 KB, 1178x823, 1404099832464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14427999 I like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:26:29 No.14428014 >>14428009 Yep Drake Aka, Queen Elizabeth is a total bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:27:04 No.14428015 >>14428002 Try masturbating in that position some time. It looks awkward but it feels great if you're limber enough to do it without straining. You can really only pull it off with a girl the same size as you or bigger though.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:28:04 No.14428019

>>14427981
Half the shit he let happen wouldn't have occurred had he not been a manlet. Even at a young age I felt extremely uncomfortable with most unpredicted bodily contact. Now was this mostly because I fought with my parents and trusted no one? Well yes, but that regardless I think a lot of people can agree that having some random chick randomly fondle you isn't enjoyable. Certainly not being treated as someone lower.

Of course, we are on 4chan so half the dudes here get off to being raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:28:07 No.14428020 >>14428010 Kuudragon is oddly attractive.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:28:44 No.14428023 >>14428015 But won't the jizz fall all over me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:29:38 No.14428026 >>14428020 It would go well with a white dragon, sneaking up on you whenever some girl looks like she's trying to get you only to wrap her arms and tail around you as she stares at a girl with a slightly blank pout.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:29:50 No.14428027 >>14428023 You just gotta aim, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:31:26 No.14428032 >>14428019 >having some random chick randomly fondle you isn't enjoyable She wasn't some random chick, though. She was a classmate he had a crush on. Most healthy people would enjoy the fuck out of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:31:36 No.14428033 >>14428027 But I've never tried to aim that stuff! What if it lands on my face and I Alp from that? Will you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:31:45 No.14428034 >>14428015 Tomorrow, I already fapped today.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:32:25 No.14428038 >>14428033 No_

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:33:26 No.14428041 >>14428038 If it happens, you're going to get some queer dreams, I swear on me mum.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:35:26 No.14428049

>>14428033
Cum naturally follows the path of least resistance to the nearest valid cum receptacle. If it hits your face it's because you were secretly an alp from the start. Not my fault.

>Will you take responsibility?
Yes. I'll Wock you and give you to that one guy who wants an Alperwock.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:35:33 No.14428050

>>14428032
Even then I would be suspicious as fuck if my crush just started acting affectionate all of a sudden. Like
>you found out and now you're gonna try to bait my ass then make fun of me huh?
I mean, logically, there's no reason she'd give a shit about me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:35:42 No.14428051 >>14428019 >Well yes, but that regardless I think a lot of people can agree that having some random chick randomly fondle you isn't enjoyable. If she is hot and you don't like it you are probably gay or have some issues. Go out and ask any man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:36:16 No.14428054 >>14428041 So by not taking responsibility I get to have interesting dreams? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:36:16 No.14428055 >>14428049 >fap to instructions on the internet >become Alperwocky Such is life in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:37:10 No.14428060 >>14428055 Yeh but then you end up a tubby dragon. You don't want that do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:37:41 No.14428061 >>14428054 >interesting dreams >stuttering mess of an Alp invades them >sits on your face and makes you eat her out Nine, ten never sleep again~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:38:47 No.14428064 >>14428051 Hot girls randomly touching you, ugh, that would be awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:38:59 No.14428065 >>14428061 I'm not so weak that I would be overpowered by a tiny little alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:39:35 No.14428069 >>14428061 Obviously one must make the alp tubby until she can't sneak up on them. Can't sit on my face if she can't get through the window

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:39:46 No.14428071 >>14428065 In the dreamworld, Alps are powerful, while you are not. It's the opposite of reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:40:26 No.14428073 >>14428050 That's you. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about me and the mc of the show >>14427981 You are literally projecting your own issues onto the character. Not meme projecting, but actual projecting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:40:30 No.14428075 >>14428064 Somebody get that rope.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:41:03 No.14428077 >>14427911 I want 2

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:41:12 No.14428078 >>14428071 You're just saying that to trick me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:42:58 No.14428085 >>14428061 Y'know, that doesn't sound half bad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:43:45 No.14428087 >>14428085 Stinky Alp pussy! Stinky!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:45:56 No.14428097
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Do you have what it takes to become a legend in the monstergirl world by mercilessly crushing all flags you encounter until you find your ideal waifu? Or will you just slut it up and fall to the first pudgy p'orc who comes along?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:46:07 No.14428099 >>14428087 Well then we're just going to have to wash it, huh? With my sponge. Then I'll rub it with some soap and scruba dub dub

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:47:03 No.14428101 >>14428087 >>14428087 She just better hope I don't wake up. The results will be....unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:47:35 No.14428104 >>14427937 >>14428015 First that choking fetish and now this, I need to stop coming here or I will become more of a deviant.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:48:32 No.14428113
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>You're traveling through your moderate sized home in MGC
>From your room toward the garage to get in your car
>It's getting pretty late and you need to go pick up some Reese's Christmas Trees
>As you quickly traverse the safest "path" of your home you hear dishes being washed
>Pulling back from near the garage door you peek into the kitchen
>A Jinko standing over the sink silently turns and waves at you before going back to work

What do you do Mr. Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:49:05 No.14428118 >>14428104 Bitch, please. There's nothing wrong with learning about your own desires. That's the best part of corruption, actually. It's not like someone makes you like this against your will, they just show you what you're really into.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:49:08 No.14428119 >>14428104 It's fine Anonymous. We're all deviants here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:49:13 No.14428120 >>14428104 It's too late, Anon. It was always too late.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:49:53 No.14428121 >>14428097 I find a strong unicorn to protect me and then together we search for my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:50:01 No.14428122 >>14428113 Let her do what she wants, grab a 'special mix' I have and cumflate her while telling her to keep on washing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:50:07 No.14428125 >>14428113 Tell her not to wait up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:50:12 No.14428127 >>14428073 ..what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:50:18 No.14428128 >>14428113 Traffic?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:51:31 No.14428136 >>14428113 Ask her some basic questions, what her name is, where she's from, how she got in. Then I would start asking her why she's in my house and if I thought she was safe I'd let her stay, but the minute I feel she's unsafe I'm calling the cops.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:52:06 No.14428139 >>14428113 Tip my hat, head upstairs, and meditate, readying my penis for the instant she finishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:53:19 No.14428143 >>14428118 You might be right, I always think "this is not okay, it's not normal" and then I fap anyway. And it feels so good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:54:22 No.14428147 File: 60 KB, 780x816, 1412188905694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428143 Tell me Father Kotomine, why should pleasure be a sin?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:59:18 No.14428163 >>14428147 Because you can get aids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 01:59:34 No.14428164 >>14428147 Could Kotomine break monster girls before they can fix him?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:00:40 No.14428170 >>14428163 Appeal to consequence is not a valid basis for morality! >>14428164 Depends on the girl. If it was some cute masochist albino, he'd be helpless regardless of species, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:01:22 No.14428173 >>14428163 Use a condom

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:04:07 No.14428181 I want to hit a mooeye in the face!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:04:56 No.14428184 File: 211 KB, 1000x1000, Why you gotta bully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428181

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:05:45 No.14428188 >>14428181 *monoeye Sorry you holst lover out there

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:06:13 No.14428189
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>>14428122
The Jinko pushes you away with her tail and a chiding wag of the finger before going back to washing.

You do not score. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

>>14428125
>>14428128
You two, for your superb ethics and courage, leave the house and obtain your Reese's Christmas Trees.

Congratulations on your victory.

>>14428136
She answers none of your questions, because she is mute, but she does shoo you out towards your car.

>>14428139
You do all those things except she continues cleaning the rest of your house.

You still have an...opportunity. Continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:09:14 No.14428199 >>14428189 >but she does shoo you out towards your car. But I just got home, now I want to keep her around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:12:09 No.14428206 >>14428189 Eh, guess I could go pick up a poor cyclops looking for a holiday lay. I'll even take her out for dinner before cumflating her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:12:52 No.14428210 File: 1.42 MB, 2925x938, ia_commish_2_2_by_inflatableastaroth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I heard you like corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:13:59 No.14428213 >>14428210 >Those thighs Ma'am, we're going to have to pull you over Those thighs are too delic- too thick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:14:00 No.14428214 File: 1.05 MB, 1388x1500, ia_commish_2_1_by_inflatableastaroth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428210

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:15:33 No.14428218 >>14428189 I'm calling a foul! Robot devil, one of those guys replied with a question!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:15:36 No.14428220 >>14428210 Wish they'd stopped at the third or fourth image. Enough is too much, but up until then? Damn.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:16:35 No.14428225

>>14428189
>You do all those things except she continues cleaning the rest of your house.
Stop prepping for masturbation as this just got syrs.

Obtain pencil, paper, head downstairs, request jinko who she is, and that while I greatly appreciate her work in cleaning, questing both her motivations and goals for cleaning mybsmelly NEET house.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:17:34 No.14428228 File: 846 KB, 300x181, delishous Evil.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428210 >>14428214

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:17:35 No.14428229 >>14428225 >>14428189 Oh yes the pencil and paper are for her use as she cannot speak.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:20:44 No.14428244 >>14428218 The Robot Devil has decided to suspend the Alpification process of those who ask questions. As there is always one fuckboi who does it purposefully. Now they can suffer properly by not getting what they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:21:02 No.14428247 Mindflayers are good girls that deserve headpats,

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:22:09 No.14428250 >>14428247 Agreed. We. Should. All. Headpat. The. Mindflayers. And. Blow. Raspberries. In. Their. Tummies.

>>	A Helpful Devil Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:22:12 No.14428251 >>14428218 >You rang?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:23:32 No.14428257 >>14428250 Yes. The Mindflayers. I agree. Yes. Give them thepats on their heads. Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:24:04 No.14428262 >>14428247 A woman turning into a mind flayer and testing her powers out on the people around her would make a good story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:24:19 No.14428263 >>14428247 But if I'm patting their heads, I can't pat the heads of cute jinko, werecat, kobold, hellhound, and werewolf lolis. The Sabbath Child's Making camp could use some volunteers to get everyone headpats though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:24:52 No.14428266 >>14428173 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:25:50 No.14428270 File: 226 KB, 700x655, Jinko the fuck out of everyone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428225 >>14428229 Unfortunately it seems you've waited too long to do anything Mr. Anon. You were raped, on a full moon, by a Maid Jinko.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:26:01 No.14428271
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Gazer is for awkwardly deflowering and losing your virginity to on the high school trip to Moscow (for your world history class) when the cool, young history teacher walks in on you two and then leaves without saying anything about, ever, not even to the faculty, and despite being embarrassed he remains friends with both of you, even after high school (you were the star pupils)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:28:02 No.14428277 >>14428270 And my parents said I'd never loose my virginity before college was over. Now, could she kindly elaborate on who exactly she is? It is her job now that she has "claimed" me, to take responsibility and all. If not I'm using her ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:29:50 No.14428280 File: 188 KB, 800x1050, solange 21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:29:53 No.14428281 >>14428277 >using I meant during but I guess using is okay too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:29:55 No.14428282 >>14428270 Why must this picture exist? Every time I think I can forget my sins, there she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:31:20 No.14428284 >>14428277 >using >>14428281 >during GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AUTOCORRECT FUCK YOU I SAID SUEING AND I FUCKING MEANT IT FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:31:24 No.14428285 >>14428280 Ahh, bunnies everywhere these days. >>14428282 Cry for her. She has no more tears to shed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:32:49 No.14428288 >>14428270 >Jinko only cares about sex if you don't seem interested. Yep, taking out a monoeye for a steak dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:32:59 No.14428289 >>14428280 >All that fluff My god. That must tickle

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:35:35 No.14428304 >llothe is over for now I would like to visit the forge of magma tits

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:37:57 No.14428310 >>14428277 >>14428270 >>14428189 So uh.. We gonna get to learn who did bitch is?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:40:33 No.14428319

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread and instead take a look through the minimaid catalog, a magazine listing all the young maids in training looking for a master they can work for to hone their skills.

From jinko cubs to wurm welps and even featuring alices who've been magically guaranteed to met the age requirement, you can help a young monster maid get started on her career today!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:41:19 No.14428320 >>14428310 A mute tiger maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:42:20 No.14428322 >>14428320 Gonna need more into on that son. This girl just raped me. I want to know who my new maid/pet/wife/slave is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:42:26 No.14428323 >>14428319 I see, I see. Do you have any snow leopards? I need a maid with a lot of fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:43:20 No.14428325 >>14428319 You know, I actually wrote an mg maids request a while ago. I don't think anything came of it. Didn't the author of that quit?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:43:31 No.14428327 >>14428322 Her name is Rachel Parker. And she's thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:44:11 No.14428330 >>14428325 Busy with school if I recall right.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:44:47 No.14428331

>>14428323
Indeed, a jinko cub of that breed was recently brought in and ready for a master she can make proud.
She's a tad fluffy but loves tuna and wants to do her best.

Also has a nicked ear but that's ok.

>>14428325
No idea.
All I know is that I got a soft lamia maid that loves to snuggle.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:46:43 No.14428338

>>14428327
>Googles
>nothin
I can get her some water but I need more than that anon.

>>14428330
Mmm. When was his last delivery?

>>14428331
Got somebody who is equal parts interested in paintball, firearms, fighting, video games, computer design, mechanics and biomedical engineering?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:48:08 No.14428343 >>14428338 You ask too many damn questions, Anon. No wonder you got raped

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:48:18 No.14428344 >>14428331 I'm going to love her and pet her and be amused on her days off when she turns lazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:48:20 No.14428345 >>14428285 She was so happy. So cheerful when it all started.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:48:22 No.14428346 >>14428338 >Googles Well of course not, I changed the first name into a female one. Try "Life of Pi"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:49:49 No.14428352 >>14428343 I asked questions during the rape too. I'm a talkative guy. >>14428346 Oh god damnit.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:49:51 No.14428353

>>14428338
They're junior maids Anon, the only girl we have even close to that is a salamander and she's only good up till that video game part.
Maybe a bit of the mechanical side as well.

Why do I always end up with lolis?
Why?

>>14428344
Just watch out if she stays in the sun for too long, she'll fall asleep pretty quickly in an undignified position.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:50:50 No.14428355 >>14428352 >Oh god damnit Is there a problem?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:53:54 No.14428359

>>14428355
Well, as much as I was bursting at the seams with lust when I saw that tiger, I am fairly confident being stuck on a tiny ass lifeboat with such a creature would get my ass eaten.

>>14428353
>salamander
Interdasting. Salamanders are kinda old news, but you know what, some things are well known for a reason. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:54:09 No.14428360 >>14428353 So you're saying I should be ready to take some secret pictures with my phone of her in these situations?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:55:20 No.14428363 >>14428359 >being stuck on a tiny ass lifeboat But anon, she was there already. She came to you after learning the ways of the meido in Mexico.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:58:03 No.14428367

>>14428359
Tan skin, black scales, blue flames, and her hair's a bit of a gray color.
Has a bandage on the bridge of her nose and has a sword we think is far too big for her.

Supposedly her bloodline is known for having a bit of a growth spurt once puberty really kicks in but I'm not so sure.

>>14428360
Only if you want to see a sleeping Snow Leopard Jinko Cub sleeping on her back with her shirt riding up a bit so you can see her belly button, ear twitching every now and then as she dreams in the sun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 02:59:29 No.14428369 >>14428367 I'm so happy I'm writing a snow leopard now so I don't have to lament the lack of writing about them.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:00:05 No.14428371

>>14428363
Wait what? They how did I get on the life boat? Why did she come to me? Isn't being a maid slightly odd for a jinko? And if a jinko were to pick a person to maid for, wouldn't it be a famous warrior?

Why MEXICO?

...does she make good tacos?

>>14428367
So how old is she? I'd prefer someone closer to my own age.

Im not much of a lolicon...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:00:52 No.14428372 >>14428369 Who are you? >>14428371 >Why MEXICO? Go watch the damn movie, it will answer these questions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:02:08 No.14428375 >>14428372 >Who are you? Nobody important. Begins with an 'N'

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:02:10 No.14428376 I want to be a paladin who runs a non-profit charity organization and keep a mojo succubus fuck slave/secretary.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:03:01 No.14428377 >>14428371 About 14. I told you, they're junior maids meant to receive experience under a temporary master, although you could always hire one full time once she graduates.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:03:55 No.14428380 >>14427258 Thanks Doc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:04:03 No.14428381 File: 1.65 MB, 2893x4092, 1433182192037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428375 To motivate you, I will grant you this bounty when you finish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:06:33 No.14428386 >>14428372 B..but there isn't a mg version... >>14428376 Just run a pizza joint instead >>14428377 That's pretty young. Well, not absurdly so but still. ... What kinda growth spurt we talking? I'm not much of a sub, I'm pretty stubborn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:06:34 No.14428387 >>14428381 Might take a while, we'll see how much I can buckle down and work on it. 2800 words so far, barely started.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:07:12 No.14428388 >>14428386 >run a pizza joint Yeah, alright. That sounds like more fun. I'm keeping the succubus though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:07:41 No.14428391 >>14428381 Wanna sniff, gonna sniff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:08:11 No.14428394 >>14428386 She said her sister was something like seven and a half feet but I think she may be joking. Then again, that is a big sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:08:16 No.14428395 >>14428386 >but there isn't a mg version It's a pretty movie anyway. >>14428391 It's not for you, it's for the guy who is actually a productive member of the thread! Shoo, shoo!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:09:40 No.14428400 >>14428395 >productive Cmon, even I know I'm lazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:10:43 No.14428402 >>14428400 Still better than any other maussniffer.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:11:51 No.14428405

>>14428388
>The portal to the monstergirl world will never open.
>You'll never go through and open the very first pizza joint over on the other side.
>You'll never serve pizza to monstergirls and humans alike and end up attracting a Tanuki with your successful chain of pizza restaurants.
>You'll never rake in the cash and spend all day cuddlefucking your new Tanuki waifu's plump ass.
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:14:21 No.14428411 I miss the days of Dragon Pizza vs. Paladin Piestrong.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:16:20 No.14428417

>>14428394
Jesus fucking Christ
How likely is this to end with us hating reach other? I don't mind having someone who is more a roommate than a maid, but I don't like the "just force him to do it" style of most my's. Salamanders are pretty bro tier but the girl is BIG.

>>14428395
And about as realistic as the mg universe

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:17:22 No.14428420 >>14428411 That was a long fucking time ago

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:17:26 No.14428421 >>14428417 >About as realistic It was realistic, didn't you watch until the end where he admits it was all a metaphor for him eating his own mother to live?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:21:49 No.14428432 >>14428421 Why the fuck wouldn't you just make a deal with the jinko maid you're stuck on a boat with that you'll promise to help her with fine motor control stff and that time of the year if she lets you drink her breast milk for sustenance?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:22:26 No.14428436 >>14424192 i know im late, but please, one for the paranoid paladin and the succubus stalker, please please please!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:22:47 No.14428437 >>14428432 Are you pretending to be retarded? Because it's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:23:36 No.14428440 >>14428395 If I get a pre-tied moue as an incentive then I'll have to work on that Kejourou story I started.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:24:44 No.14428442 >>14428420 T'was a good time though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:26:05 No.14428448 >>14428437 >no fun allowed >not exploiting the walking dairy farm next to you >>14428442 It was

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:27:27 No.14428451 >>14428417 >>14428394 Well, I've got to take a rest, but I'll be seriously considering this. You could make a pastebin like the other dude, if you want

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:27:39 No.14428452 >>14428440 Can't say I know which one you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:28:37 No.14428453 >>14428452 Nobody does.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 03:48:03 No.14428500 >>14427964 So do I.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:09:51 No.14428548 File: 850 KB, 1920x3073, 1392372167387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your Elf is dirty. How careless of you!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:12:43 No.14428557 >>14428548 >Bitch fell in a river >It's not a pure spring >So she says she got dirty and mopes Fucking stuck up elves.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:21:20 No.14428568
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You receive a letter from a law firm accusing you of illegally downloading and spreading via torrent some pretty nasty porn. Stuff like Serial Hugger, Hand-in-Hand, and other deviant things. They're demanding you pay 600 shekels or they'll take you to court. What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:23:49 No.14428571 >>14428568 I'm married and I'm broke. What is she gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:25:37 No.14428575 >>14428568 Marry her grand-daughter?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:26:00 No.14428576 File: 223 KB, 713x800, 1405127443875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428548 I was too busy praising my Elf maid!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:26:13 No.14428577 >>14428548 >dirty It's called seasoning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:27:14 No.14428578 >>14428571 She'll send another letter and demand 1200 shekels for some other titles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:28:52 No.14428583 >>14428571 Force you to star in pornos until you ca cover the costs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:30:02 No.14428584 This place has ruined me. I can't stop getting hard. I'll masturbate and be hard again in minutes. Anything I see can set me off. It doesn't matter what it is, I'll imagine it as a hot girl getting ready to suck my dick. Help.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:31:23 No.14428590 >>14428584 I refer you to>>14428118

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:34:21 No.14428600

>>14428568
Jokes on them. Seeding is for the upper class folk who don't have bandwidth caps. It couldn't have been me.

Real men sell VHS tapes of indirect kissing to minors at the elementary school

>>14428584
You get used to it. Desensitization is a very real thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:36:05 No.14428606 >>14428600 >Seeding is for upper class folk They have proof! They have an IP address! It's yours! It says so on the spreadsheet they made!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:38:49 No.14428614 what girl is most likely to give you a surprise rim-job, making you break things off permanently?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:39:43 No.14428619 >>14428606 I bet it's not even in the correct format let alone an IP address. I bet it's a phone number to a Dairy Queen in Kentucky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:40:25 No.14428620 >>14428614 ghoul or that one with the tongue

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:40:42 No.14428622

>>14428614
I was going to say Akaname, but I wouldn't break things off with anyone over something like that. I'd totally talk to her about proper roles though, and how I'm the one who should be performing it.
>>14428619
Criminal scum, pay 3500 shekels or it's the courts for you! You'll never be able to prove your innocence!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:40:55 No.14428624 >>14428614 [Your favorite] obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:44:44 No.14428633 >>14428622 I assume whoever owns the Dairy Queen is a sociopath who thinks they rule a high court.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:47:31 No.14428642 File: 1.51 MB, 1600x1800, Impotent Rage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428633 Guilty! At any rate, guilty!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:49:33 No.14428646 >>14428642 >At any rate A rate of 0 perhaps. Just like the sales of a desperate someone looking for quick cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:51:23 No.14428649 File: 175 KB, 500x403, 1448962972570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember your defence buffs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:51:32 No.14428650 >>14428646 You're pretty hardcore, anon. I know people who got letters like that and paid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:52:47 No.14428653 >>14428649 Drink your milk, kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:54:32 No.14428655 >>14428649 see, this is why I pick the warrior classes she can punch me all she wants

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:54:57 No.14428657 >>14428650 Thanks mysterious voice. How about you let me video tape us shaking hands and let me upload it behind a paywall as proof we put this silly debacle behind ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:55:56 No.14428661 >>14428657 >blackmailing the blackmailer So hard-boiled!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:58:05 No.14428665 >>14428661 3, in a bowl with some mayonnaise and mustard. Relish optional. Between two pieces of bread. Defense with an s not a c. Colony power.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 04:58:59 No.14428670 >>14428665 Don't be picky. You gotta eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:00:16 No.14428675 >>14428670 >A NEET crow tengu wants you to eat all of her hard boiled unfertilized eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:00:57 No.14428677 >>14428670 wasn't there a pic to go with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:05:46 No.14428689 >>14427039 >She has even told you stories of the time she met Genghis Khan She better not have fucked him!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:06:42 No.14428691 >>14428689 Anon, you don't say no to Temujin. If you do, it becomes rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:19:12 No.14428729 File: 396 KB, 2208x1433, tmp_17518-1442413670654-60823237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Miia, Papi, and Cerea figs supposed to be released this month >not even painted version pictures yet I just want Miia statues to hoard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:21:27 No.14428739 File: 317 KB, 2000x3500, Brawny Lamia covers her shame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428729 Miia is an inferior snake. She is a strumpet and a harlot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:22:49 No.14428740 >>14427981 >>14428019 He wasn't a manlet though, she's tall as fuck. She's taller than almost everyone else. I mean his height is about normal.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:28:02 No.14428754
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>>14428576
I want to smile and praise my brown elf maid after she does one of her mundane tasks, like making an omelette, exceptionally well and then pat her head as she beams with joy exclaiming "GOSHUJIN-SAMA!" giggling with cute elven glee.

I absolutely DON'T want anything dark or sexual between us and I definitely DON'T want to "rape the meidou."

I want to live happily together, platonically as master and servant, or perhaps ask for her hand in marriage and start a family together.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:35:33 No.14428769 >>14428729 I want to see scale figures of them already, my desk needs 1/8 monster girls on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:37:36 No.14428780 >>14428691 >vampire fucked half the history book >"N-no darling I swear it was rape, I didn't want to!" >she says while holding up the car with 1 finger while you change the wheel

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:43:06 No.14428794 File: 333 KB, 850x2719, muramasa7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:43:55 No.14428797 >>14428780 Informative consent, anon. It's important!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:45:15 No.14428799 >>14428794 What a dirty sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:47:17 No.14428806 >>14428799 Polish it. It's yours, and you have no squire.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:51:59 No.14428818 File: 104 KB, 393x641, Intern from the Snake Kingdom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you have no squire. It's okay, he can borrow one of mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:52:43 No.14428820 >>14428818 >making a naive snake intern polish Muramasa Hidoi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:52:55 No.14428821 >>14428740 Been a while since I read it so I might be pulling this out of my ass but I remember him being like 167 or something. That's fucking tiny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:53:45 No.14428824 >>14428821 You're forgetting he's Japanese

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:54:50 No.14428828 >>14428689 Heh, kuck sure is fun amirite? ;-)

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:55:17 No.14428832
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Mimi
Species: Mimic
A mysterious extraspecies that live in treasure chests. While the lid of the chest is closed, they can freely alter their forms. "Daily surprises are fun!"

Aaaaaand we're back to the retarded pun names again. At least the unicorns one was more subtle.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:56:54 No.14428836 >>14428821 >167 >fucking tiny Well fuck you, I'll headbutt your balls down here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 05:58:07 No.14428839 >>14428832 >Shape shifting jack-in-the-box girl Better than KC mimics.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:01:52 No.14428841 >>14428836 Dude, 167cm is just under 5'5". Average height for men in the west is about 5'10".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:02:02 No.14428842 >>14428836 Found the rare dying-out male dwarf.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:02:14 No.14428845 >>14428836 Sorry. On the bright side you might get a chance to be the little spoon some day. That's a desire of mine I will never achieve.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:02:14 No.14428846

>>14428832
>Mimi the Mimic
Dumb as it is I smiled. I like the idea of them being able to shape shift inside the box, she could freely shift between loli, highschooler and Christmas cake.

Only question is, can she shift her clothes too.
>Shifts from CC to loli
>She's now a tiny mimic with oversized clothes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:03:32 No.14428849 >>14428842 Quick, get a picture before it runs back to its burrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:03:35 No.14428850 >>14428836 Gimme an L!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:04:26 No.14428857 >>14428842 >>14428849 Why don't you step down here and say that again?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:06:22 No.14428859 >>14428857 You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you from down there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:08:01 No.14428864 >>14428859 You're really trying to taunt a Dwarf? He might build a ladder to reach you. Or a catapult. There's no telling what these things get into their heads.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:08:32 No.14428867 File: 613 KB, 1024x767, 1439508101922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428836 You're a small guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:10:11 No.14428869 >>14428867 Why you gotta bully? Make you feel better about being too tall for your heart to pump blood properly to your extremities, leaving your boners infrequent and floppy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:12:13 No.14428872 >>14428869 You know what, you're right. We were being dicks and short people are cool. So cool, in fact, that you deserve a high five!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:16:16 No.14428889 File: 151 KB, 1600x1000, Boatmurdered.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428872 You make fun of them now, but when the elephants come, who is it that will stand up against them? You?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:25:15 No.14428909 >>14428889 No, the mice will obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:26:21 No.14428912 >>14428909 How? They're all locked up and getting sniffed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:28:13 No.14428921 >>14428845 As if any woman would ever want to sleep with a beta manlet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:28:48 No.14428923 >>14428912 What, do you think I've had a whole army of captive mice and NOT trained them for war? Nothing works up their sweat quite like a battle!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:29:16 No.14428925 >>14428921 A monster girl would.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:30:29 No.14428930 File: 1.07 MB, 818x1157, Alp's hopes and dreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14428925 Keep telling yourself that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:31:35 No.14428933 >>14428930 I thought that they love men regardless in KCland.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:33:11 No.14428940 >>14428930 They wouldn't want beta giraffes either, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:34:43 No.14428942 I want to be seduced by a Vampire with a MILFy body and to live together with eternal life, with her always looking older than be

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:34:50 No.14428943 >>14428930 /r9k/, can you please not live out your self-hate by shitposting here?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:37:09 No.14428948 >>14425380 That Cheshire doujin is gonna be a cat-astrophe. I'm seeing it. How do we stop KC? Should we send someone into the past to warn ourselves? What if we actually succeed... and Bob was that man?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:41:31 No.14428956 If Cheshires and wonderland girls have British accents then what about other girls? >Large mice are Mexican >Hellhounds sound Texan >Wights have strong German accents >Oomukade are Japanese and talk in Engrish

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:42:18 No.14428961 >>14428948 That doujin is going to be fucking amazing, and then right afterwords we're getting a Wilmarina doujin. Let the man do God's work, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:46:56 No.14428971 >>14428956 Now all I can think of is a vampire with the accent of a female version the count in sesame street

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 06:59:34 No.14428988 I want to be the powerful but poorly conditioned glass-cannon mage for a party of strong and chivalrous monstergirl adventurers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:04:42 No.14428994 >>14428988 so basically >>14428649

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:10:28 No.14429006 File: 1.03 MB, 600x600, 125125412341254124234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maaan that was a long ass weekend. what are you guys up to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:11:21 No.14429008 >>14428988 >Salamander melee dps >Ushi-Oni tank >Kunochi thief/assassin >Dark Priest healer I wouldn't mind being the mage for a party like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:13:26 No.14429010 >>14429006 I'm still waiting on you to post that feet picture, people say you finished it but I missed it Please, I need it.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:13:55 No.14429011

>>14429006
Chugging coffee, dreading going into work and setting up torrents for old mech shows.

Which got me thinking about monster girls as mech pilots, what kind of girl would fit the role of a hot blooded protagonist who yells the name of her attacks?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:15:02 No.14429014 File: 364 KB, 516x897, 1448239543632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429010 No one cares about feet any more, it's all about the thighs now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:15:25 No.14429016 >>14429006 Looking at monster hunter and witch and the hundred night stuff wily thinking about story ideas

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:15:53 No.14429017 >>14429006 I noticed you took down your commissions page, is it the end of an era? Did you at least finish all the ones you had left?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:18:21 No.14429025 File: 772 KB, 1200x1500, Foot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429014 I still care, and I won't stop caring!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:18:55 No.14429027 >>14429014 Is it gonna rain? Because those are some thunder thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:20:13 No.14429033 >>14429025 We're on page 8 and we have less than 100 images left. Please do not waste them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:20:49 No.14429035 >>14429033 No image with Haohi's feet is wasted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:21:12 No.14429037 File: 942 KB, 1086x1089, 1448667393154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429006 Watching fuckin magical girl shows. Again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:22:48 No.14429041 >>14429011 Jinkos Kitsunes A Kunoichi or a denounced Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:24:39 No.14429045 >>14429037 >Command? Cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:25:30 No.14429050 >>14429011 Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:27:48 No.14429054 >>14429006 Reading manga, listening to The Pillows

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:28:54 No.14429058 >>14429041 >Young courageous Jinko taking on hoards of aliens in her mech when the Gunbuster March plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKhhMdbU5I This fits way too well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:28:56 No.14429059 File: 1.03 MB, 600x600, 125124235423562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429017 no im just rewriting it >>14429033 define "waste" >>14429014 i cant say that those arent some meaty thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:29:03 No.14429060 >>14429037 Look at how fat she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:30:00 No.14429063 >>14429006 im in your jungle taking your buffs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:31:17 No.14429067 >>14429059 >define "waste" Your life. You should have been a sour taste in your mother's mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:31:36 No.14429068 >>14429059 >no im just rewriting it Liar you took the money and ran, I'm calling the commission police. >>14429063 I want to raid Haohi's jungle camp if you get what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:32:24 No.14429071 >>14429059 Please see >>14429010 You have to help me less, you don't understand I need it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:33:51 No.14429075 >>14429071 puu sh/lqIJM/10b73df998.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:35:54 No.14429080 >>14429075 That's not less' style though. Besides, the angel in that picture can't be Haohi, her legs are too thick, her breasts are too big, it's off. Haohi is scrawny and flat. With long legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:37:58 No.14429084 >>14429006 Lamenting there is no Miss Marple in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:38:51 No.14429088 >>14429059 So what commissions do you have left then, any? When can I commission you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:49:36 No.14429107 File: 402 KB, 724x1024, 53320032_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats the most /d/ tier fetish you'd wish to do with your waifu? Whats the most /d/ tier fetish you'd with to do with Haohi?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:50:53 No.14429111 >>14429006 Trying to write because I'm home and off sick for the day.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:51:56 No.14429113

>>14429107
I'd let my waifu do pegging and enemas on me. If something is more /d/ than that, I'd rather not.
>spoiler
I don't want to do anything with her though. Got me a waifu.
>>14429111
I'm putting the Maus on a rat wheel, wearing a latex bodysuit.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:52:35 No.14429114
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>>14429080
shut up. haohi aint flat. yes theyre small, and she may be lithe but thats what makes it great.

and yes that was from a drawfriend i still havent finished mine

>>14429088
i have 2 left im working on and a few sketches that i need to do for others. -same way as before.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:53:09 No.14429117 >>14429113 >I'm putting the Maus on a rat wheel, wearing a latex bodysuit. Wrong writefag, but I appreciate the sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:58:10 No.14429130 >>14429117 She's on the wheel and I'm not letting her off.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 07:59:22 No.14429134

>>14429114
>and yes that was from a drawfriend i still havent finished mine
Oh OK, thank goodness. Everyone kept telling me you already finished and I was worried I missed it. Carry on then. sorry but Haohi is flat. Small is just the nice way to say it. At least she can lay on her stomach and not have two large soft cushiony breasts get in the way, so theres that. If she wants those fine wight thighs and holst tier breasts she'll have to start eating more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:00:19 No.14429140 >>14429107 Guro Guro Oh wait, isn't that banned from /d/?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:02:51 No.14429147 >>14429008 I was thinking >Valkyrie party leader >Wurm tank >Holst support pally >Dragon and Hellhound melee dps >Elf and Lizard archers >Demon thief

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:04:36 No.14429152 File: 1.26 MB, 1915x4136, Haohi when I'm done with her.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429107 Weight Gain. Weight Gain. Hathor Milk for everyone. Big soft monster girls everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:06:40 No.14429158 >>14429107 Forced breastfeeding. She isn't a Holst, either. I'm not into Haohi. I've read her stories and she comes across as a bitch. Her husbando deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:08:39 No.14429165 >>14429107 I'd let her absorb me into her womb and give birth to me again like in that really weird MGQ side story with the oppai loli imp, so long as I can magically keep my memories. >Haohi Eh, I dunno. Anal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:11:10 No.14429174 File: 43 KB, 527x472, ishouldntbeuprightnow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429059 Why am i here again?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:11:58 No.14429176 >>14429174 >Why am i here again? Because they were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masketta man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:15:25 No.14429182 File: 11 KB, 175x157, HAOHIYOUPIECEOFSHIT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429174 >forgot to draw wings >i hate you haohi for making me post

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:18:14 No.14429199 >>14429182 Everyone has to learn at some point that listening to haohi is a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:19:09 No.14429202 >>14429152 Damn, that's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:19:47 No.14429205 >>14429199 >Everyone has to learn at some point that listening to haohi is a bad idea. How can it be a bad idea. I mean, she promised to step on me. How could that be a bad idea if she'll step on me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:21:00 No.14429209 >>14429202 For you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:21:55 No.14429210 >>14429209 I get a big soft monster girl? Sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:22:49 No.14429213 File: 249 KB, 875x1500, 31609419_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smug Jubjubs. So you thought I'd just sit on that stump forever, sweetie?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:23:01 No.14429216 >>14429210 What no, get your own. This one is mine. Just add Hathor Milk to your favorite Monster Girl instead, you'll get one as big and soft as >>14429152 in no time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:23:24 No.14429217 File: 1.03 MB, 600x600, 1241254235235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429182 >>14429174 i honestly cant remember. but hey you said you liked cat girls so thats a start. >>14429199 why is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:24:49 No.14429220 >>14429216 Hathor milk is a magical thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:25:56 No.14429226 >>14429217 Well just look at the last guy to date Haohi. He used to be a proud mighty demon. He's an alp now. A cute girl with hips and breasts. You should get around do drawing her with even bigger breasts and hips sometime, for her fans.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:27:20 No.14429230

>>14429205
How many times do you think she's actually stepped on people? She's just manipulating you.

>>14429217
Because you're more concerned with having fun than getting anything done. Every time you get involved in something, it's because you want a fuck or a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:29:02 No.14429235 >>14429230 >How many times do you think she's actually stepped on people? She's just manipulating you. One time she stepped on me when she had a broken arm. I trust her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:30:52 No.14429238 >>14429235 she was so high on painkillers she probably doesn't even remember it.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:31:29 No.14429240
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>>14429226
lolno haohi aint dating that guy.
and i do draw haohi stacked sometimes.
http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/131938971983/i-drew-a-diode

>>14429230
>Because you're more concerned with having fun than getting anything done.
what makes you think that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:31:57 No.14429241 >>14429238 Maybe stepping on my face with her cute feet will jog her memory then She should probably shove a few toes into my mouth, that will help too.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:35:20 No.14429250
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>>14429240
>lolno haohi aint dating that guy.
Wow really? I could've sworn they were a pair, even in the stories they are. Poor sucker alped for nothing then. I'll take them if they're single then.

And I was referring to Akai, not Haohi, as needing to be drawn stacked. Give the Alp some love.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:37:12 No.14429255 File: 62 KB, 600x600, areyoukiddingme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429217 .....its 9 am. no, catgirls are dumb

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:38:49 No.14429257

>>14429240
Remember that time akai got turned into a girl and while he was freaking out about it your first thought was 'hey let's have sex'?

Also I see how you bait anons with all sorts of things. If they're mad about something you're there to fan the flames, and if they're desperate you promise them something just to see them grovel more. Yet they never get anything from you except your laughing at them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:40:00 No.14429259 >>14429107 Monstergirls Monstergirls MGs are a /d/ tier fetish, no matter what you believe about them Giantess

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:43:39 No.14429270 >The amount of people having sex with horses is on the rise in Switzerland HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:45:10 No.14429274
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>>14429250
well yea, their a couple and no longer dating if that makes sense. and the turning into female was a temporary thing. which they can do whenever they want now.

>>14429257
that doesnt really explain the first comment tho. and the only thing i promised anything for anyone so far was for foot anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:50:52 No.14429288 >Haohi will never laugh at your tiny penis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:52:13 No.14429294 Would monster girls be more likely to live in poverty?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:55:36 No.14429300 I want to ask Haohi what her opinion is of Feminism in the Juggaloo movement? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_hjkhjM5f0 I want to ask Haohi a lot of things. I want to ask Haohi what the best kind of cuddle position is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:57:28 No.14429303 >>14429300 The hell is a Juggaloo anyway? They always look like goth clowns.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 08:59:45 No.14429308 >>14429303 I've known about them for years, but I still don't know what exactly a Juggaloo is. All I know is they freak me out, disgust me, and scare me. I hope Monster Girls wouldn't be one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:08:59 No.14429336 File: 261 KB, 1190x1680, 50f2350319beac29a40bb9a54ad23dca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big fat neet snakes

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:13:02 No.14429354
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How much nourishment does Holst milk provide?

If I were to find myself in a position where I am trapped or lost in a prairie area, where the only thing to eat is grass, could I put the Holst on a leash, allow her to gorge herself on the abundant grasses, then consume to milk she produced, in order to survive?

If so how long could I do this before I run out of essential nutrients that milk does not provide, or become MRE-tier constipated?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:16:17 No.14429365 Are Wendigo tails fluffy or are they part of the spooky shadow monster?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:18:54 No.14429375 >>14429303 They're trailer trash whites that religiously follow the band Insane Clown Posse and wear white clown makeup and Fubu sag pants Look up Andrew WK at the Gathering of the Juggalos festival for an example of what they're like

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:25:57 No.14429393 File: 105 KB, 287x610, ttISrKK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey, stop being dead and wake up! Only I can be dead around her? Do I need to punish you or something?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:33:06 No.14429415 >>14429393 To be forced into an arranged marriage with such a hag... You make me wish I was dead...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:36:11 No.14429427 File: 113 KB, 500x516, 1Xi4IcD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429415 >"Wh-What? How could you say such things! I thought..."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:39:42 No.14429437 >>14429300 >spoiler nothing beats spooning my friend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:42:30 No.14429451 >>14429437 Not true. Forks are superior because they can also be used to spear food.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:46:17 No.14429468 >>14429427 miss, it'd been three marched since you kicked down my door and had your lackeys force me at spearpoint to take the vows, I STILL don't know who you are but I don't much appreciate my free will being taken away...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 09:48:10 No.14429475 >>14429468 >marched *months. I don't hate you for being direct in your interests, but I bet of you, at least give me some freedom in the matter, some time for me to warm up yknow, I have my hopes and dreams too...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:11:44 No.14429557 >>14429107 Temporary weight gain, inflation and breast expansion are the three rather vanilla fetishes I'd carry out with her. I don't think I should say here just how deviant I'd be willing to go with her, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:14:43 No.14429566 >>14429557 >I don't think I should say here just how deviant I'd be willing to go with her, though. It's anonymous, we'll only know for one post. Go on, say it. Also >Temporary weight gain >Temporary baka desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:31:55 No.14429624 File: 166 KB, 1024x1365, hathor_by_loen91-d8xzo3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429557 >Temporary weight gain Come on kid, live a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:37:55 No.14429642 >>14429427 >>14429393 Well this ended before it began

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:38:14 No.14429643 >>14429557 >>14429566 >>14429624 I want to be the butler of a haughty mistress and spoil her with a countless supply of treats!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:40:42 No.14429654

>>14429566
Snuggling up with a chubby waifu is nice, but a fit, slim body in a nightgown looks absolutely divine too.
Well anyway, might as well tick the fetishes off the list.

Excessive cum. Think covering her in so much cum that she can literally bathe or swim in it.
Orgasmic petrification, kind of like what the gargoyle can do.
Helium inflation, breasts and butt more than anything involving the belly, though.
Melting. Think what a Dark Slime does, and put it in the context of fucking or massaging the waifu so pleasurably that she literally starts to melt into a goo-girl looking person.
Soft body/elastic transformation. See above.
Hypnosis. Self explanatory. I'm fond of the happy trance kind of hypnosis myself, where they can still feel pleasure while obeying their master's commands. Hypnosis into making her act like an animal might be fun as well.
Onahole Transformation, preferably where she's still conscious, able to talk or communicate to a degree.
Cock transformation. As in, doing the waifu doggystyle, and as the pleasure builds, she slowly starts to morph and fuse into your own dick, still aware enough to feel the epicenter or orgasm as you cum through her.

There's more which I've gotten off to in the past, but as far as things which I'd do with the waifu go, that's what I can think of currently.
So, well, yes. I suppose I'll just stay over here, being the massive degenerate that I am.

>>	IA Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:41:05 No.14429655 File: 330 KB, 800x1050, image:36844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429107 I'll just answer as if I'm the monster girl. Hourglass inflation, expansion, transformation (chimera), tribadism, rope play.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:44:09 No.14429661 >I just spent far too long finding meaningful names to give certain characters, places and a backstory for them all that will probably not even show up in the finished article. Looking back it feels a bit excessive.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:47:29 No.14429666 >>14429655 NO GIRLS ON THE INNANET

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:48:38 No.14429667 >>14429661 Do it anyway fag. Do it right or don't do it at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:49:46 No.14429669 >>14429107 hand holding

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:51:39 No.14429673 >>14429669 Get the fuck out you sick degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:52:50 No.14429674 >>14429107 It always boggles my mind how much art is being made for such a mediocre character. She's like the new Laska.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:56:57 No.14429684 File: 123 KB, 700x521, 1448501656224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if you pull a Cockatrices tail?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:57:23 No.14429686

>>14429107
Stalking another married couple in a far off town, learning about their friends, families, habits, eating habits, movements, behaviors, personalities, everything right down to how they fuck each other.

Then we kill them and take their places.

It doesn't matter if I look nothing like him. It doesn't matter if she's the wrong species. We kill them, and take over from where they left off. From that point we ARE them, we do everything exactly like they did, to the horror and confusion of everyone they know. The best part of it all will be when my wife gently tucks our new, terrified children into bed at the first night and lovingly reads them bedtime stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:57:47 No.14429687 >>14429684 You get a handful of feathers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:59:17 No.14429692 >>14429674 I like laska and most of Bob's stuff. And I don't know who haohi is since I haven't been here in months. Clue me in?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 10:59:23 No.14429693 >>14429684 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:00:22 No.14429696 >>14429692 Haohi is less' Not!Avatar of an angel who married the bastard child of Lord Voldemort and Hellboy. Magma-Tits is just a shitty recolored Akantor that gets far more art than the current story about her tells us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:00:27 No.14429697 >>14429692 Do you like feet anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:00:41 No.14429698 >>14429684 >Wearing a sign that says FREE HUGS >Is currently running away from a guy Bitch, whaddaya want?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:11:09 No.14429711 >>14429697 No. Not my fetish at all. And feet usually smell. Why? >>14429696 >Magma-Tits Magma tits has a story? ... Is it good?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:16:19 No.14429718 >>14429711 >Magma tits has a story? >... Is it good? I think is was alright. ELH seemed to get bored of it though, because the ending was really weird and felt rushed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:20:41 No.14429722 >>14429674 I think most of the art is actually from commissions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:20:44 No.14429723 >>14429718 Link? I thought ELH got chased out of the threads? Perhaps someone could revise the ending? I used to writefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:21:05 No.14429725 File: 643 KB, 600x800, 7735ca74ffd84ebf68ec0f6452f4eca9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] today is the first, a day for contributing to the monoeye rights movement

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:22:11 No.14429728 File: 826 KB, 1280x1707, 1447838166297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429725 >Monoeyes >Having rights >2015

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:22:29 No.14429729 >>14429684 Somewhere in the city, a Yeti is walking home sad because she lost her Free Hugs sign

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:25:00 No.14429733 >>14429107 This >>14429158 Non-Bovine monstergirls with Holstaur-tier lactation abilities are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:25:12 No.14429735 File: 162 KB, 1024x911, CVI2pGoVEAAU9_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I put this in my Jabberwock folder? I'm not sure if this counts or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:25:27 No.14429738 >>14429723 Nigger, >>14425946

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:25:40 No.14429739

>>14429723
>Link?
http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ
>I thought ELH got chased out of the threads?
I don't think he comes here regularly
>Perhaps someone could revise the ending? I used to writefag.
Changing another writefag's story just goes against common courtesy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:25:46 No.14429740 >>14429735 No. That's Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:26:04 No.14429742 >>14429738 Oh. I see

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:26:50 No.14429744 >>14429740 No, look behind the loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:26:52 No.14429745 >>14429739 >against common courtesy If you ask me, someone ought to grab some of Alp's stories and make them good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:27:08 No.14429746 >>14429365 They definitely have a fair bit of mofu going on.

>>	IA Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:27:44 No.14429748 File: 582 KB, 826x968, image:38788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429654 How do you feel about gas that transforms the monster girl as she inflates?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:28:10 No.14429749 >>14429744 Bapho. Folder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:28:56 No.14429750 >>14429749 I don't have a Bapho folder, I'm not a filthy lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:29:23 No.14429751 >>14429750 Then you should read some Nabokov.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:29:54 No.14429753 >>14429745 Ok, maybe not every writefag. Also, is that even possible to begin with? Even the concepts are a bit shit on some of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:30:20 No.14429755 >>14429739 >Changing another writefag's story just goes against common courtesy Just an offer. It's not like he'll care if some random yahoo faps to his work in a different way while still giving him credit I imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:30:57 No.14429756 >>14429753 >on some of them Notice how we both talked about "some".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:32:40 No.14429764 >>14429748 Interesting idea. Though that image itself is a bit too furry for my tastes, what with the muzzle and all, some variant of that with a girl >monstergirl thing might be neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:33:03 No.14429767 File: 1.49 MB, 300x300, 1438911887649.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429748 Alright anon, that's just too fucking much. She's also cheesy too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:34:45 No.14429773 >>14429728 the right to have their hands held the right to be loved gently the right to be impregnated with future generations of monoeye daughters they are as deserving of these rights as any wonderland skank

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:41:21 No.14429787

>>14429735
>Sabbath propaganda depicts Onee-sans as literal Monsters and imoutos as heros who fend them off
I like it. Also all the little details in that picture

>SABATTENDO
>LOLICOM
>BUST: A

How would your waifu react to seeing herself depicted in a Sabattendo game?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:42:20 No.14429789 >>14429773 No, remove monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:49:34 No.14429800 >>14429789 I'll remove you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:52:35 No.14429803 >>14429800 You and what army?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:53:14 No.14429805 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1024, 1389853694543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429803 I don't think he needs an army.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:53:45 No.14429806 File: 96 KB, 639x476, 50193504_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429803 Only the army of the living dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:54:20 No.14429807 >>14429803 Me and my cuddly. sex starved monoeye friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:54:44 No.14429809 >>14429806 >Pixiv filename Buh-wha?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:57:38 No.14429814 >>14429807 >sex starved >friends >not fucking them all the time spotted the alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:57:49 No.14429815 >>14429805 You would die if the bigger one tried to fuck you. She's the size of a building.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:58:36 No.14429816 >>14429815 No you wouldn't. Bad stuff like that doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 11:58:41 No.14429817 File: 65 KB, 952x918, 1448987746272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a busty warrior woman will never call you her prince

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:00:26 No.14429821 >>14429814 What if I have a wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:01:20 No.14429824 >>14429805 Monoeyes suck, no matter the size.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:01:22 No.14429825 >>14429107 Weight gain for both almost till immobility. Then I could hold their hands without them running away. That or hyper preg and a couple cumflation ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:01:22 No.14429826 >>14429821 Then you get a harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:01:30 No.14429828 >>14429817 I want her to princess carry me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:02:58 No.14429830 >>14429826 I don't want one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:05:20 No.14429833 >>14429830 Mamo mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:06:11 No.14429835 >>14429825 Man, you are mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:06:16 No.14429836 >>14429830 why hang out with a bunch of single monstergirls then? shouldn't you be looking after your wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:08:07 No.14429837 >>14429835 Yep, the real question is what one to do it with, a haughty MG that tries to act superior despite her increased weight or a meathead one who tries and fails to stay fit. Either way, impregnation and headpats would soon follow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:08:24 No.14429839 >>14429833 Still no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:09:33 No.14429842 >>14429839 Anon. Mamo mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:09:57 No.14429843 >>14429836 Maybe they're good friends and I enjoy their company.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:11:23 No.14429845 >>14429836 Harems are a shit.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:11:37 No.14429846

>>14429837
Haughty superior monster everytime. The later is nice too, but the first is amazing. With the meathead, do you want her to keep trying to lose weight, or eventually accept her fate? And haughty, do you want her to lose all her old friends from her new weight, having only you as her loyal servant, and when she does she sadly accepts her fate, or do you want to see her keep up the haught and act like her fall-from-grace is nonexistent?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:11:46 No.14429847 >>14429842 No.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:14:12 No.14429852

>>14429845
I sorta agree with you.
Harems bigger than four girls aren't that great as it becomes more like a time share then a loving relationship.

It's best if all members of the harems are friends though, don't want two girls that hate each other in the same group.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:16:29 No.14429856

>>14429846
>Meathead
Keep trying and failing before coming to accept it.

>Haughty
The latter before having a brief, tearful breakdown which leads to snuggling and missionary position before she goes back to normal (mentally) the next day, although she may be a tad clingier.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:20:19 No.14429868

>get dragged by a monstergirl into a demon realm
>forced to marry her
>supposedly, having some demon girl rip your clothes off and rape you all night counts as a wedding here
>whatever, you just want to go home
>can't leave because your "wife" can sense you wherever you go
>the other men in the town are dicks and tell on you whenever you try to escape anyway
>she ignores your pleas to go home and endless arguments for her to leave you alone
>just want to go home and marry a nice girl with a mid to low sex drive and live in a beautiful country village
>but instead you are stuck with a sex demon who forces you to live in a depressing place of eternal night, and claims it to be "beautiful"
The order needs to invent nukes and soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:21:36 No.14429873 >>14429868 Quit being such a baby

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:23:04 No.14429876 >>14429868 I would tell on you if you tried to leave You made a commitment

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:23:14 No.14429877 >>14429868 Your wife needs to put you on a tighter leesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:24:01 No.14429879 >>14429868 You want out? Git gud you shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:24:25 No.14429880 The Wurm of time keeps turning and turning! Won't somebody stop her before she hurts someone?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:27:27 No.14429884 >>14429873 >>14429876 >>14429877 Not all of us want to live in a demon realm. The endless darkness and dead trees are depressing as fuck. >>14429879 You can't git gud when your shit kidnapper knows where you are at all times.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:28:30 No.14429886 >>14429884 Yeah, I better tell your waifu on your thoughts. Hopefully she'll understand and keep you houseridden if the outside trees and darkness is depressing you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:28:40 No.14429889 >>14429884 >You can't git gud when No, stop your excuses right now. If you ever wanna be gud, that shit has to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:28:54 No.14429890 >>14429884 >The endless darkness and dead trees are depressing as fuck. There's such a thing as green demon realms.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:30:31 No.14429893 >>14429886 >>14429890 But then you're still stuck with a shit monster you didn't want following you everywhere all day everyday.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:33:16 No.14429899 >>14429893 >this fag doesn't want a yandere monstergirl waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:34:03 No.14429902 >>14429868 >tie her to bed >run like an idiot Or if all else fails >suicide Like hell if I'm gonna be a demon fucktoy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:34:16 No.14429904 >>14429899 The only good yandere waifus are the submissive ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:36:08 No.14429910 >>14429904 But a yandere has to be proactive to protect her man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:37:26 No.14429913 >>14429910 Which is totally fine. But the moment she ties you up/stabs you, that's the moment she can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:37:31 No.14429914 >>14429902 Finally, someone sane. >suicide I'd rather not, unless the situation was completely hopeless.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:39:04 No.14429918 >>14429913 >yandere >stibbity stabbing That's what yangires do, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:40:45 No.14429921 >>14429918 Sure, but everything in life is a venn diagram.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:40:49 No.14429922 File: 290 KB, 800x600, 1430076182390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feeling thirsty, master?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:44:01 No.14429930 >>14429922 My couch!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:44:40 No.14429932 >>14429922 Who are you, and why are you pouring my wine into your lap? I was saving that bottle for my anniversary with my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:45:31 No.14429936 >>14429930 >>14429932 See this? This is what happens when you buy an Elf and don't read the manual.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:47:29 No.14429942 File: 94 KB, 700x670, jinko laser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429936 >buy an elf why would I buy an elf? I never wanted one, never needed one. All I need are new batteries for my laser pointer and 20 lbs of beef for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:48:12 No.14429943 >>14429942 >target acquired

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:49:17 No.14429945 >>14429889 People like you are so fucking obnoxious.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:53:31 No.14429953

>>14429942
I was in the same position as you, and now my house is infested with them. I didn't even buy them, they just keep showing up and calling me "master" and doing my chores and beiong lewd. One of them is even a princess and still acts all haughty and like I've forced her to do these things.

Elves are fucking weird man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:53:59 No.14429954 >>14429945 Your opinion is noted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:56:21 No.14429959 File: 165 KB, 700x585, Solid Jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429953 well, the waifu will take care of the trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 12:58:18 No.14429964 >>14429959 Good for you but I don't have one. I tried calling the police but elves are apparently a protected species so I'm stuck with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:10:40 No.14429987 >>14429942 Thanks drawfags. >>14429914 How would you escape from the demon realm anyway? >>14429936 They didn't provide a manual! I didn't even want this thing... I won it by accident on a scratch card lottery!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:17:13 No.14430000 >>14429936 I hear you. I once didn't read the manual and ended up with a fat elf because I fed her things other than greens. Seems elves only eat plants because their bodies don't know that to do with meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:17:53 No.14430002 >>14429868 >depressing place of eternal night Is it though? Or is that just order indoctrination talking?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:26:16 No.14430007 >>14430000 That's not a bad elf result though.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:29:24 No.14430015

>>14430007
You say that but then you end up with a fat bottomed elf whose dress only covers the top of her rear while her bigger bust threatens to fly free at any moment.

That doesn't even factor in that she now always wants meat or cakes now instead of veggies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:30:55 No.14430018 >>14430015 You're making me want to boot up Divinity Dragon Commander again. Elf corruption is just too much fun. That'll teach them for having opinions and morals and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:32:02 No.14430024 >>14430015 She just needs something to balance out her diet and maintain her new body. Just make sure she's got some veggies in there somewhere and she should be fine. Also, apply regular dickings. At least twice a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:32:28 No.14430025 >>14430015 Where's the problem? I'm not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:32:38 No.14430026 >>14430015 You never give elves sweets, they easily grow to always want them and with their metabolism it always goes to their breasts and ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:34:16 No.14430028 >>14430018 >Divinity Dragon Commander Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:35:50 No.14430033 File: 366 KB, 724x1023, 7ad859a3054678eeb151c51268f5e6f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430015 This is totally acceptable.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:35:52 No.14430034

>>14430018
That isn't even the worst bit.
Do you know what happens when she doesn't get what she wants?

She pouts.

She screws her up her face and pouts.

She even has chubby cheeks that beg to be pinched.

>>14430024
That's just going to make it worse!
Do you know what she's going to do if she learns how to use those breasts of hers?

>>14430025
And I'm not seeing anything when I wake up in the morning with my face planted squarely in her chest because she snuck in for some late night cuddling.

>>14430026
I learned that the hard way, now her little pink panties are cutting into her hips and I think she's going braless now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:37:38 No.14430040 I'm gonna kill EVERYONE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:37:48 No.14430042 >>14430033 Yeah, up until she starts sitting in my lap and wiggling her big rear in it. The size of throw pillows they are!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:38:27 No.14430044

>>14430028
One of the princesses you can marry in that game is an Elf. She starts off naive and traditional, but curious about the customs of other races in the empire. You can encourage her to either remain traditionalist, or to become a more cosmopolitan, politically active Elf who does stuff like drink with the dwarves, eat meat, and who actively tries to help the refugees the war you're fighting is creating. It's actually pretty fun to see her change.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:39:09 No.14430047 File: 71 KB, 700x813, Snow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430040

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:39:10 No.14430048 >>14430040 But anon, you're weak, you could never hope to win.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:39:37 No.14430049

>>14430028
It's a strange little RTS-like thing that plays more like a board game, crossed with "horrible person simulator". There's an actual RTS in it, but honestly it kinda sucks. Mostly, it's a game where you get to make policy decisions, choose a waifu, and generally fuck over the world on the way to total domination. It has the best factions in any game, including a none-too-subtle adaptation of America's religious right as fundamentalist skeletons.

One of the marriage options is an elven princess. There's a bunch of different interactions and dialogues, but the gist is that you can either take her down the path of elven purity or turn her into a meat-eating boozehound who lives to infuriate the establishment. You lose major favor with the elves by doing so, but their misery is my happiness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:40:10 No.14430051 >>14430044 I see. Now tell me of this game.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:40:16 No.14430052

>>14430034
Are you implying you don't want her to learn how to use her new huge breasts?
To feel them wrapped around your dick as she pumps them up and down slowly and sensually?
What's next? you not wanting to savagely fuck her all night long until she's pregnant with your children?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:41:50 No.14430053 >>14430034 Oh, that's sweet! See, I want one! I wanna blow raspberries on her tubby tummy! I wanna call her cute and rub cheeks with her! I wanna cuddle her tightly! And I want her to be a haughty dark elf too!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:41:55 No.14430054

>>14430002
Silly RP shit aside, I love the countryside and landscapes that don't generally look like Tim Burton designed them. A classical demon realm would make me very depressed, and even amazing sex wouldn't make up for having to live in such a place.
A bright green one could work for me though. Its funny because I like the undead types the most, but their habitat is just godawful and miserable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:44:27 No.14430057 >>14430054 >Its funny because I like the undead types the most, but their habitat is just godawful and miserable. I live in Northern Norway so I am used to it.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:44:30 No.14430059

>>14430052
No!
Because then she's going to try and use them to get more sweets from me!
And pregnancy isn't going to help her her weight, if anything it's just going to widen her already wide hips and make her breasts even larger!
That doesn't even count the bigger bottom she's going to get!

Just how soft are you trying to make this elf?

>>14430053
Hold on...
You're going to buy an elf and not read the manual?
You're going to ignore my tale and make all the same mistakes I did?
You mad man!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:45:44 No.14430063

>me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>an ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>i slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>with beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>my vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>i start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>the shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>it begins chanting a awful spell that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>we book it out the door and run to the car
>managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

The fire rises, my brothers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:46:54 No.14430064 >>14430059 I'm not ignoring your tale I'm recreating it with a Dark Elf! I'll make her my mistress! My super soft mistress!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:47:12 No.14430065

>>14430034
>I learned that the hard way, now her little pink panties are cutting into her hips and I think she's going braless now.

This is why people need to read up more on Elves and other races. I've seen people give chocolate to Hellhounds and Kobolds for gods sake.
>>14430044
>or to become a more cosmopolitan, politically active Elf who does stuff like drink with the dwarves, eat meat, and who actively tries to help the refugees the war you're fighting is creating.

This is the kind of "corruption" I can get behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:49:04 No.14430069 >>14430063 >Paladins No anon, those are bullies.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:49:26 No.14430070

>>14430057
See, I live in semi-rural England and would miss the forests and fields so fucking much. I make a point of it to go on a long walk through the nearby countryside every weekend, doing that in a regular demon realm would be stressful and unpleasant for me.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:50:20 No.14430073

>>14430063
You fuckers are the reason this neighborhood is so shit. I had to send my wife and kid to go live with the grandparents in one of the districts where they're safe because of shits like you.
Can't wait until the mayor starts cracking down on thugs like you.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:51:02 No.14430074

>>14430064
You fool!
Do you want to hear her go "Ohohoho!" as she sits in your lap like you were her throne?
Laughing while she wears a thin nightie that barely covers her milky, caramel breasts and big pregnant belly?

>>14430065
I saw a buddy who did that with a direwolf once.
She got addicted to the stuff and became nothing more than an overgrown lapdog.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:51:57 No.14430077 >>14430063 I normally side with Paladins in these stories, but that wasn't a Paladin, that was a cunt. Paladins smite the eviller monsters and protect the innocent. They don't act like the average gang member.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:52:03 No.14430078 >>14430070 > doing that in a regular demon realm would be stressful and unpleasant for me. Going for a walk with the biggest boner ever would probably be a little unpleasant for any man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:53:13 No.14430081 >>14430052 >What's next? you not wanting to savagely fuck her all night long until she's pregnant with your children? I'll savagely fuck her both before and while shes heavily pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:53:36 No.14430084 >>14430074 >I saw a buddy who did that with a direwolf once. >She got addicted to the stuff and became nothing more than an overgrown lapdog. >ruining something awesome Why not just get a Kobold?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:54:18 No.14430085

>>14430077
That's the state of Paladins these days. Nothing more than street thugs from families that used to be rich, waving around weapons and spouting on about ancient pride that doesn't matter anymore. Chanting "Deus Vult" like it means anything to them anymore.
It's sad really.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:55:11 No.14430087 >>14430084 Because he thought they were cool and then ignored the manual. The fool. Now he's got a litter of them another on the way with their super soft mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:55:42 No.14430088 I'd talk about fit Monster girls to balance this discussion out but every time I go to the gym they stare at me and I get scared.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:55:51 No.14430089

>>14430078
That implies you can't do anything but fuck in those places. According to the Q&As Incubi keep their mental faculties and can do the things they like. So I'd still be able to enjoy the outside, only I wouldn't in that situation because the outside permanently looks like Halloween.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:57:34 No.14430097 >>14430089 >permanently looks like Halloween Doesn't that depends on the realm?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:58:29 No.14430099

>>14430085
More like they're gang bangers who are wearing suits of armour instead of hoodies. Real Paladins would be out in the streets, smiting Manticore child kidnappers and Yeti serial huggers, not harassing shopkeepers. well, maybe the Tanuki ones. They're evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:58:52 No.14430101 >>14430088 Go to one of the casual gyms. They've got a lot of gym bunny build girls who are much nicer than the hulks that live in the gym.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:59:26 No.14430102 >>14430084 Because you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 13:59:35 No.14430103 >>14430097 A bright green realm would be alright. Nothing changes in terms of scenery anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:00:20 No.14430105 >>14430099 Oy vey! They just want to make an honest living!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:00:43 No.14430108 >>14430102 I'm not the one who decided to make a Direwolf into a Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:01:26 No.14430109 >>14430101 >gym bunny build girls No thanks, the one time I stayed longer than a few minutes in the gym I had a bad experience with a March Hare.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:01:57 No.14430112 >>14430103 Humans should just stay home anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:02:53 No.14430115 >>14430109 Then I don't know what to tell you anon. If you can't handle gym bunnies then you should probably just stick to thick, meaty, elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:03:19 No.14430117 >>14430063 time for a monster crusade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zjgZJOFl4&ab_channel=AranyZolt%C3%A1n

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:05:06 No.14430119 >>14430112 The female ones? Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:05:21 No.14430121 >>14430115 Well...okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:05:23 No.14430122 File: 155 KB, 1200x1100, 134578435543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430115 You like fluffy rabbit thighs, don't you Anon?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:06:28 No.14430127
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>You know anon, all this news of a serial hugger is making me worry about you.
>You're all alone.
>Defenseless.
>Single.
>Hmmmm~
>Oh? Sorry, I was just thinking about what I was having for dessert tonight. Anyway, you should stay over for the night. I'll keep you safe!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:06:34 No.14430128 >>14430121 Good man. >>14430122 They do look soft.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:07:41 No.14430130 Dark skin girls are the best White hair and white eyelashes are the key to all of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:07:45 No.14430131 >>14430127 What kind of dessert?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:08:08 No.14430134 >>14430063 Sentenced to monster potion testing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:09:02 No.14430136 >>14430122 I want to try and have a perfectly normal conversation with a March Hare. >>14430127 >No thanks my...er...wife is waiting at home

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:09:09 No.14430137 >>14430127 I want to cuddlefuck her all night long. So much that she gives up this serial hugger thing and becomes my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:09:37 No.14430138 >>14430127 Well I wouldn't feel safe alone knowing that I could be hugged without consent at any moment, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:10:40 No.14430142 File: 232 KB, 600x715, 1410127594190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430131 >Uhh... Its a surprise! >It definitely involves a cream filling though... >Heh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:11:17 No.14430143 File: 801 KB, 830x1200, 1442733734953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never join a demon cult and do "evil" deeds for your masters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:12:28 No.14430145 >>14430142 IT sounds great! I'll come over for dinner if that's alright with you.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:13:00 No.14430148

>>14430089
yeah
/answer/113138100053
>Since things like barbershops and coffee shops should also exist in demon realms, are there occupations were each different kind always excels at?

There are. There are fields of expertise related to the traits of a species. For example, there are many Arachne sewing and running a boutique, Harpies working as delivery service, or Giant Ants doing construction work and working as civil engineers. But there are many factors, like physical strength or finger skill of a race, as well as individual differences. There are also many helping out with their husbands work
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>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:13:24 No.14430150 >>14430122 They look especially crispy. I wish to blow raspberries into them.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:14:54 No.14430154
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>>14430130
I used to not like dark skin that much. In fact I kind of disliked it. But then I met her and now I think dark skinned girls are delicious. You could probably improve any girl by making her delicious brown.

It's the key to making a cutie!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:14:58 No.14430155
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>>14430143
I want to get together with a group of like-minded students, and try to summon a powerful demon to take our first step towards paving the way for our demon masters.

Only for us to only manage to summon a haughty Nekobus who demands we get her cat treats as tribute.

She's not even that powerful, apart from summoning tiny fireballs to throw that can burn a little and scorch clothing.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:15:33 No.14430157

>>14430143
Fuck yeah, Imma swap all the newspapers around at my local shops and call cats "gay" to their faces when no-one else is around.
Then I'll marry a Holst and raise a family with her as a joke. Stupid bitch will never see that coming! We'll die of old age in our death bed holding each others hands and she'll never know! It'll be hilarious!
Who could stop me? None of you, that's for sure!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:16:16 No.14430161 >>14430142 I could never love a woman who does not show me her honest intentions

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:18:30 No.14430168 >>14430155 Well you got to start small. But soon the whole city will fall and then the whole kingdom.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:19:20 No.14430170

>>14430155
>"Uh, we don't really have any cat treats in the pantry..."
>"Then you have failed me!"
>She throws a fireball at his chest, turning into a puff of smoke on contact.
>He just stands there bewildered.
>"...Well, I, uh... I still have use for you yet! Let this be a warning not to fail me again!"

That's when another Anon sneaks up behind her and gives her an ambush tummy rub, getting her all flustered.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:20:01 No.14430171 >>14430161 What's there to be honest about? You're safe from that evil serial hugger, get to hang out with a friendly Yeti and get free dinner and a dessert!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:20:27 No.14430173 File: 248 KB, 891x1200, 1426609570647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430154 i think you might be on to something here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:20:28 No.14430174 >>14430108 You're the one complaining like a little bitch however.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:22:07 No.14430177 >>14430171 Tell me you flufy fiend, what are you REALLY after? I know you are not out to protect me, or else you would guide me to my own home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:22:35 No.14430179 >>14430069 >>14430073 >>14430077 >>14430085 >>14430099 >being mad at divine justice It's awful traitor-ish around here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:23:16 No.14430183 >>14430174 Weren't you also doing that? What exactly set you off anyway? I can't see anything in my posts to warrant aggression.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:23:26 No.14430184 >>14430173 I want to give her the B.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:24:40 No.14430188

>>14430179
>Divine Justice
Knigga you just ransacked a fuckin' noodle store because the owner offered you food.
You're a disgrace to the word "Paladin" you little shit.
Kids today, don't know what being a fuckin' Paladin even means anymore. Makes me disgusted that I ever was one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:24:51 No.14430190 >>14430179 >being an asshole for no reason >divine justice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:26:09 No.14430193 >>14430170 I'm just imagining one of the anons just picking her up in a princess carry and then looking to the others and saying, "Dibs" before walking away.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:27:37 No.14430200
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>>14430177
>Uhh... nothing.
>I just couldn't sit around and let my friend be hugged against his will in his own home!
>I'm only trying to protect you!
>what do you want from me?
>stop being suspicious! You're crazy! I-I might have to tie you up on my bed to make sure you don't hurt yourself! A-and to hug you to make sure that hugger doesn't get you!
>YOU BROUGHT THIS ALL ON YOURSELF! ALL OF IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:30:25 No.14430207 File: 283 KB, 800x1147, Jesus Lala what the fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where were you when Lala killed a girl and brought her back as an undead?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:31:33 No.14430211 >>14430193 >"Ah! Her ears are so soft!" >"W-What are yo- Ahhn!~" >"We need to summon more of these, they're so cute!" >"I love demons!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:31:39 No.14430213 >>14430207 Continuing to not give a shit about EMG.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:31:42 No.14430214 >>14430207 what the fuck serious? backstory now, what happened? what happened afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:31:57 No.14430217 >>14430207 Back at home not giving a fuck

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:33:11 No.14430222

>>14430200
So what happens if I kiss her on the nose while she has her little freak out?

>>14430207
Except aren't EMG zombies infected with a disease of sorts? I seem to remember hearing that Lala pricked that girl with one of Zombina's fangs so that she wouldn't die young from the Japanese Cold or whatever she had.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:33:21 No.14430224 >>14430207 Nowhere because I stopped reading that garbage long ago. Fuck that series and fuck you for posting it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:33:48 No.14430227 >>14430207 Back to /a/ with you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:34:34 No.14430229 >>14430214 Lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:34:45 No.14430230 >>14430200 I knew I could never trust a monster! Consider yourself reported to the paladins! NOW, GIVE CHASE IF YOU ARE SO BOLD! >rides off on segway

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:36:52 No.14430237
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>You're touring the MGC College Campus and it's getting late
>You decide to head home on the safest most bright lit path home
>It even has the police station located on it
>Nothing bad is going to happen to you this time!
>As you start walking off toward the path, a classroom lets out
>The halls are now crowded with MGs and you're packed in unable to move
>Some of them are touching you, giggling, ect as they quickly pass
>As the halls start to clear, you're boxed in by a Centaur, Elf, and Cyclops
>They seem vexed by your ears and are prodding you

What do you do, Mr. Anon?

ON THIS EPISODE OF TERROR IS REALITY!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:37:34 No.14430240 >>14430213 >>14430217 >>14430224 >>14430227 Wait, is this a thing? /mgt/ throwing a temper tantrum about EMG because it's popular on other boards or something? Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:38:21 No.14430246 >>14430237 Time for a nap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:38:25 No.14430247 >>14430237 I do my best Sheev impersonation.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:38:28 No.14430248 >>14430240 Fuck off faggot, EMG is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:38:53 No.14430252 File: 22 KB, 480x522, 1443152004490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430240 You can't be serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:39:15 No.14430253 >>14430240 >because it's popular No anon, cause it's harem garbage.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:39:27 No.14430254
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>>14430230
>You have it all wrong!
>I only want to protect you!
>ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SO HUGGABLE!
>WHY DO YOU WALK AROUND LIKE THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HUGGED!?
>EVERYONE NEEDS A HUG!
>YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
>I'LL HUG YOU ALL!
>AHA AHAHAHAHAHA!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:40:05 No.14430255 >>14430240 >bait Everyone ignore this anon. Move along, nothing to see here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:40:05 No.14430256 >>14430240 Your first day here, bud?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:40:52 No.14430257 >>14430237 E-excuse myself and go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:41:20 No.14430258 >>14430254 I don't need to be hugged, I have my Holst girlfriend for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:41:28 No.14430259 >>14430240 /mgt/ doesn't like EMG on a general rule because haremshit. And because a lot of us are fickle and refuse to admit we once liked EMG. I don't mind it because Harems are a guilty pleasure for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:41:49 No.14430261 >>14430237 SUCK ON ELF EARS, CUM IN CYCLOPS WHILE RIDING CENTAUR.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:42:13 No.14430262 >>14430253 Nothing wrong with harems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:42:18 No.14430263 >>14430254 But I'm small and bony. You can't hug me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:43:12 No.14430268 >>14430262 It isn't harem, it's haremshit. Harem done VERY poorly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:43:27 No.14430269 >>14430261 The Centaur is probably pouting since she isn't getting any action

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:44:21 No.14430272 >>14430207 The girl was about to die from the feared Generic Terminal Disease Syndrome within hours, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:45:28 No.14430273 >>14430259 >spoiler I told you day 1 that it was shit. And I took a lot of flak for it at the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:45:39 No.14430274 >>14430240 Its a show about a monstergirl harem, so it should be alright. However, the monsters act like the average 3D half the time and it completely ruins half the reason why you'd want monstergirls in the first place because of this.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:46:13 No.14430275 [DELETED]

>>14430237
>vexed by your ears
Tell them to fuck off, those are my ears.

>>14430256
You are a newfag.

>>14430240
Pretty much yes. It used to be very popular here, and these threads pretty much originated from that manga, but then it got an anime and oop- can't like anything popular!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:46:29 No.14430276 >>14430269 If only she was a monoeye, that poor centaur. I will keep her in my house as furniture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:47:40 No.14430279 >>14430268 Not to mention every girl have so many cons it's almost impossible to like them, like with Zombina's blood and that teaser shit with Centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:48:26 No.14430280 >>14430275 >continuing to post bait Anon, it's time to stop. Get some rest, shitposting this hard is bad for your mental health, we're worried about you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:48:50 No.14430281 >>14430275 I don't even care if this is bait, or stupidity, but you need to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:49:00 No.14430282 >>14430254 YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HEATHEN! I WOULD HAVE SAID YES! BUT NOOOOO, GOTTA TRY AND RAPE PEOPLE EHH?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:49:30 No.14430284 >>14430275 Anon, the threads originated from MGE and MGQ. EMG came later.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:50:12 No.14430287 >>14430261 >>14430269 >>14430276 Grope her tits while doing it all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:51:02 No.14430288 >>14430254 I want to blow on this yeti's face, and interrupt her while she tries to monologue

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:53:16 No.14430294 >>14430280 >>14430281 Fuck off newfag. >respect me triggered! That's bait!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:53:54 No.14430296 >>14430275 There's enough wrong with EMG to justify why people would dislike it. Also >>14430284

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:54:17 No.14430299 >>14430284 Yes of course, but we piggybacked off monmusu for some time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:56:14 No.14430304 >>14430254 I need an adult, I don't want to be cuddleraped

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:56:38 No.14430305 >>14430299 Can you post links to instances where this was the case? If anything there might have been a couple waifu fags who posted one or two characters from there.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:56:40 No.14430306
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>>14430246
You nap and they leave. Then you were raped by a Nightmare.

>>14430247
The nerdy (which is all of them really) Cyclops eye pupil turns into a heart.

In a frenzy she drags you into the girl's bathroom and rapes you.

>>14430257
You make it home and were not raped. Your Ushi neighbor did wave and wink at you though.

What a nice lady.

>>14430261
The Centaur, enraged that you would only fuck with the other girls (and also ride her), ties you to a tree and rapes you until you're unable to stand.

She then takes you home and makes you breakfast the next day since she's now your GF.

>>14430275
You are raped by all three of them and left tied to the Campus's flag pole.

Then you are periodically raped by many other MGs during the night and found in an embarrassing situation in the morning when MGC Police untie you and escort you home.

Officer Ushi said she'd come back and check on you later that night to make sure you were "okay".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:59:07 No.14430312 >>14430237 Scream for help.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:59:08 No.14430313 >>14430294 Bait harder, newfriend.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 14:59:58 No.14430317

>>14430299
That was back in the /a/ days anon.
And even though I joined back during that I still understand that EMG isn't very liked on the /jp/ thread.
If you're gonna post about EMG, wait until the anons who actually like it are online and posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:00:01 No.14430318 >>14430306 I only want the Elf. Can I have just the Elf?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:00:16 No.14430319 >>14430306 >she's now your GF b-but she isn't the monoeye

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:00:37 No.14430321

>>14430306
>The nerdy (which is all of them really) Cyclops eye pupil turns into a heart.
>In a frenzy she drags you into the girl's bathroom and rapes you.
It's treason then. I have no intention of getting raped by a chubby nerdy cyclops tonight though. Before she can insert herself on top of me, I do the only logical thing.

I recite the entire opening scene to The Dark Knight Rises.

That ought to scare her off, or at least buy time for me to be kicked out of there when a Monster Girl Professor passes by and knows I shouldn't be in the girls room since I'm not an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:01:35 No.14430324 >>14430237 Blush and ask them politely to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:01:49 No.14430325 >>14430288 The Yeti then calls over her Yukionna friend to blow icy wind in your face, now you desperately need a warm hug

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:02:00 No.14430327 >>14430313 Don't even respond to that one, anymore. It isn't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:02:44 No.14430328 >>14430321 That'll backfire when she calls you her big guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:02:57 No.14430330 >>14430327 Good point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:03:12 No.14430332 >>14430328 For you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:03:51 No.14430335 >>14430325 So this is the part where they both cuddlerape me right? They'll use their big fat asses to squeeze every last drop of cum out of me right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:04:04 No.14430337 >>14430325 KISSU THE YUKI AS IT BLOWS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:04:12 No.14430338 >>14430332 No, for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:07:14 No.14430347 >>14430338 Well not really, I'm just a scrawny wimpy skeleton. She's a chubby cyclops. And I've seen the pictures of Cyclops MILFs, they can get big and strong. So I guess this is the part where I say No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:07:58 No.14430350 >>14430325 Kiss the yuki girl as she tries to blow on my face, then impregnate her while her yeti friend watches.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:10:29 No.14430356

>>14430237
Grab the Elf's hand and waist like she's my dance partner, tango my way into the clear with her, finish the final twirl by pulling her back snugly against my front so I can nibble her ear, then casually walk until I'm out of sight so I can run for my life. This is the way forward.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:11:25 No.14430360 >>14430347 Then she'll crash your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:13:33 No.14430364 >>14430360 With survivors?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:14:08 No.14430366 Monster girls only love you for your dick, the moment they find a better one you're getting left behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:14:51 No.14430369 >>14430364 Well duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:15:03 No.14430373 >>14430337 >>14430350 Your lips are gonna freeze to hers like that kid that got triple dog dared in A Christmas Story

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:15:33 No.14430374 >>14430366 Sounds like human girl propaganda right there. Only they love you for your wallet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:16:03 No.14430375 >>14430366 Actually, they love your spirit energy. They don't really care all that much for your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:16:17 No.14430377 >>14430369 Well that's good, that means I can go home with my virginity intact right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:17:29 No.14430381 >>14430366 lovin' this bait

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:18:10 No.14430383 >>14430377 No. Don't tell her that or she'll just rape you harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:18:59 No.14430385 >>14430366 Nah. They'll just use mamono mana to change your dick to their liking while getting off on how cute it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:19:02 No.14430386 Shortstacks with jetpacks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:19:12 No.14430387 >a onee-san type Cheshire with a Minotaurs body will never give you some puff-puff service

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:19:59 No.14430389 [DELETED]

>>14430305
The archive crashed the fuck out but you should still be able to go back to the /a/ days on it.

>>14430313
>>14430327
>>14430330

>respect me triggers shitlord! If I disagree with something, its bait!
Fuck off you cancerous shitstain.

>>14430317
Dude up until seemingly may monmusu was in the thread daily.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:20:18 No.14430391

>>14430383
I'm going to ask her that. I mean why does she want to rape me? I mean she's a chubby tall nerdy cyclops, she can do better than me surely, can't she? Plus I have to keep my virginity, if she rapes me I'll be used goods, and she'll have to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:21:20 No.14430393 >>14430386 Yes. >>14430389 A lot of people here aren't into monmusu, get over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:22:12 No.14430395 >>14430306 >You are raped by all three of them and left tied to the Campus's flag pole. Actually it seems they forgot I have rights within my own country and I pull out a gun and shoot them. God bless America, stand your ground, no fun allowed ext.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:22:24 No.14430396 >>14430373 The heat from procreating will fix that. If not, then I guess I don't mind, as long as the yukionna gets all the attention so that the yeti starts making pouty faces.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:23:06 No.14430399 >>14430387 I want to hold that Cheshire down and lovingly molest her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:23:13 No.14430400 >>14430393 >A lot of people here aren't into monmusu, get over it. And a lot of people are, get over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:24:11 No.14430404 >>14430396 There's that short greentext of the Yeti beating the Yuki, I want to see Yuki beat Yeti for once

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:24:25 No.14430405 >>14430391 Monoeyes are not very popular.Besides, how many chances will she get to deflower a boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:24:52 No.14430407 >>14430389 >>14430400 Do not respond to this anon. It is obvious bait and should be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:25:08 No.14430408 >>14430389 Reminder to report and ignore.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:27:18 No.14430412

>>14430405
Oh come on, she shouldn't put herself down. I mean, she looks beautiful. She has a lovely eye, great long black hair, her chubbiness only makes her soft, and she's very tall and strong. She's a lovely girl with a nice personality. She's sure to be popular, and will no doubt have plenty of opprotunities to deflower boys in the future. Which is precisely why she shouldn't deflower me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:28:41 No.14430415 File: 1.28 MB, 1100x1320, gazer cute outfity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:28:41 No.14430416 I like monoeyes. I think monoeyes are cute and I want to hold a monoeye's hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:29:02 No.14430418 >>14430387 >KC will never draw a Cheshire Jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:30:41 No.14430421 >>14430415 Hnnnnggggg PUFFY PANTS AND PRETTY SMILE COME TO ME.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:31:01 No.14430422 >>14430412 But she's also a dorky monoeye. We all know boys are sluts that go for onis and manticores so nobody wants to be with her and chances to deflower are rare.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:32:43 No.14430423 >>14430416 >he actually likes monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:33:26 No.14430424 >>14430415 A cutest.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:35:19 No.14430428

>>14430422
Oh, she shouldn't put herself down. Some boys love "dorky" Monster Girls. I think she just needs to build her confidence. Why don't we put aside this whole "deflowering" thing and I take her to a nice restaurant where we can sit down and talk. Who knows, maybe she can take lessons from the Pharaoh, or Vampire, or Dark Elf, and learn to be "haughty". Wouldn't that be nice?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:37:16 No.14430435 >>14430428 How do you plan are reasoning with this monstergirl? I was under the impression that she was frenzied.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:38:29 No.14430438 >>14430415 Very cute wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:38:54 No.14430439 File: 148 KB, 600x514, 1442889414295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430415 Wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:39:27 No.14430441 >>14430439 Boy.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:39:40 No.14430443

>>14430435
Well when a Monster Girl pins you down and is about to mount you, you have a split you seconds to use your Bishie Sparkles ability. Doing so will stun them for a few seconds, allowing you time to engage her in conversation, during which you can attempt to pass speech checks to reason with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:39:56 No.14430444 >>14430439 Little brother at best

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:41:47 No.14430448 >>14430443 I thought that maybe you were just trying to boost her self esteem, but you're actually TRYING to get AWAY? WHY? SHE MONO. MONO GOOD FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:42:03 No.14430450 File: 33 KB, 785x957, 1440152683191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430441 >>14430444 >not wanting the cutest wife, who understands your needs better than any other MG Anons pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:43:22 No.14430458 >>14430450 I'd like Alps more if the other people that liked them didn't happen to be insufferable faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:43:30 No.14430461 >>14430448 Well of course I'm trying to boost her self esteem, but I'm also trying to remain a virgin so I can give it to the monster girl who marries me. As such, I can do both and everyone wins.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:44:25 No.14430464 >>14430450 Little Brother At Best Probably spoil the fuck out of him though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:44:40 No.14430465 >>14430458 Clearly, those are false-flagging faggots, who want you to hate alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:45:04 No.14430468 >>14430450 I would like a Mizuki alp, that would be pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:46:15 No.14430473 >>14430468 >Mizuki alp I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:46:24 No.14430474 >>14430450 Flustered Alps are good, but I could also go for some of the confident, cheeky variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:46:38 No.14430476 >>14430444 >>14430464 >TFW little brother D-Does this mean inside I'm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:46:44 No.14430477 >>14430468 >Mizuki Alp DrenchedInSweat.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:47:19 No.14430480 >>14430444 >>14430464 >little sister FTFY

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:47:41 No.14430482
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>>14430395
>He thinks MGC is in Murrica

You having a giggle m8?

>>14430321
She'll just say you're a big gu- >>14430328 Oh. Well someone already took care of that for me.

>>14430328
You may choose a Monster Girl of your choice to be your GF for doing my work for me. Congratulations.

>>14430319
>>14430318
Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:48:06 No.14430485 >>14430468 >Mizuki alp my melanin enriched friend!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:48:32 No.14430487 >>14430474 Well, not my cup of tea, but whatever gets you going.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:48:47 No.14430488 >>14430476 Yes anon You are your fath- Wait, misread that You are the Alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:48:57 No.14430489 >>14430439 I'd fuck that Alp. I'd fuck that Alp so hard she ahegaos and her figure ripens as she finally understands the pleasure of a monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:50:00 No.14430491 >>14430489 Expect no praise anon, you did nothing but your duty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:50:29 No.14430494 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1409021169506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430439 Wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:52:32 No.14430502 >>14430494 Yeah, that's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:52:34 No.14430504 >>14430473 >>14430477 >>14430485 Good taste my friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:52:39 No.14430505 >>14430494 chuff

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:52:57 No.14430506 >>14430489 All as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:55:16 No.14430517 File: 323 KB, 615x638, kiki_smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430415 Wifey

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:55:25 No.14430518

>>14430482
>She'll just say you're a big gu- >>14430328 Oh. Well someone already took care of that for me.
Well, if it must come to this, will she at least take responsibility? I want to be a househusband, be able to spoil my hardworking wife, and have no less than three kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:55:46 No.14430520 >>14430494 I wish jinko didn't fizzle out into obscurity

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:56:13 No.14430521 >>14430415 Cutest Gazer we've had in a while, damn she's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:57:04 No.14430522 File: 317 KB, 1000x1000, 1443234231762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430517 You came to the right place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 15:57:08 No.14430524 >>14430520 there's been some recent art of her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:19:52 No.14430576 File: 279 KB, 992x1024, hellpup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430415 wife and daughters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:20:47 No.14430581 >tfw i realized that i might alp for my little brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:21:24 No.14430584 >>14430581 HAH! Gayyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:21:37 No.14430586 >>14430581 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:21:53 No.14430587 >>14430581 >alp onee-san Why do you godda do this to me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:22:27 No.14430589 >>14430581 Just suck his fucking dick already.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:22:30 No.14430590 >>14430576 I'm surprised that her hips aren't wider.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:23:21 No.14430593 >>14430581 >Alping for your little brother >Not your little brother Alping You fail as an Aniki

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:23:44 No.14430595 >>14430581 >>14430587 I want an Alp Onee-san! I nice cool lazy Alp Onee-san!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:25:06 No.14430599 >>14430595 Bet you'd like her to have thick thighs, you freak!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:25:52 No.14430601 Just keep it straight, boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:28:27 No.14430605 >>14430601 But we are. I am baffled you'd imply otherwise.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:28:46 No.14430607

>>14429718
Rushed maybe, but the alternative was spending another 20 pages of combat for the sake of combat. No character growth either. Or, rather, backwards growth that would have invalidated the previous 70 odd pages.

>>14429723
If you want to rewrite it by all means. Just link it back to the original story

>>14429739
>I don't think he comes here regularly
How do you think I catch updates for the wordpress?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:31:00 No.14430609 >>14430599 Thick Onee-san thighs aren't just great, they're the best! You'd better believe I'd love them! They're perfection! I'd sink my head into them!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:31:40 No.14430612 >>14430607 Huh, I liked it. Will you commision more art?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:32:39 No.14430614 >>14430609 I am disgusted beyond belief. DISGUSTED I SAY!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:33:16 No.14430616 >>14430612 I think there's two outstanding commissions for her: Maritan and Visciy. The former also's doing Ilassa again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:33:48 No.14430622 >>14430207 Now she'll forever be a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:34:59 No.14430624 File: 1.65 MB, 1278x906, 1405680643603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430520 You think Jinko faded into obscurity? Sandworm used to be semi-popular and even though she has a doujin she rarely gets talked about these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:35:25 No.14430626 >>14430576 >no jinko with pups

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:37:22 No.14430632 >>14430415 Just hook it to my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:37:30 No.14430634 >>14430626 >Jinko >Pups You mean kittens?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:38:21 No.14430637 >>14430626 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV6fJSkd2K8&ab_channel=TheSacramentoZoo this hurts me >>14430634 Cubs

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:39:35 No.14430640

>>14430614
I don't care! I love me some delicious thick thighs! On an onee-san alp means they're better! I want her to wrap them around my head! I want to spend all day with them by the sides of my head, whether we're just relaxing, or I'm making her feel good. I went to cuddle them, kiss them, and rest my head on them. Big thick alp thighs are the best! I want to kiss my onee-san and snuggle her fat delicious thighs!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:40:39 No.14430645 >>14430640 Guards, seize him!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:43:59 No.14430650 File: 41 KB, 273x475, 1449006239484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your waifu insists the both of you watch pic related every day during the holiday season. Do you go with her wishes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:45:56 No.14430657 >>14430624 Soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:46:09 No.14430658 >>14430650 I remember watching that when I was younger, so I don't remember if it was bad or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:46:21 No.14430659 >>14430407 >>14430408 >if I don't like it, its bait >mods ignore the shitposters and triggerfags >support them even I can't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:46:28 No.14430661 >>14430626 Kidnapping isn't cool, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:47:07 No.14430666 >>14430650 I'd rather watch the Elf Bowling movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:47:42 No.14430668 >>14430482 >You having a giggle m8? God bless America

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:48:26 No.14430672 File: 80 KB, 374x520, 1397863088492.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430657 Yes I know Christmas is soon, what does that have to do with Sandworms?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:50:20 No.14430680 >>14430645 Too late! My head is already between two big meaty big sister alp thighs!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:51:25 No.14430684 >>14430680 Curses, I'll get you next time, onee-san alp Anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:54:37 No.14430694 >>14430581 make sure you alp into a jabberwock for a proper onee-san experience

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:58:53 No.14430701 >>14430694 What if the Milkman gets him? How old is the Jabberalp series of tales anyways? It feels like a long time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 16:59:08 No.14430702 >>14430650 Sure, sure, we'll see that movie, and next on deck is Grave of the Fireflies

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:06:32 No.14430721
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"Ne-ne, round-ear! It's time for school! We're gonna be late! Why do I always have to come around to wake you up? Don't forget to bring your divination bones and briar-root for our Druidic Magicks class today!"

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:08:03 No.14430725 >>14430721 Accidentally grab her boob in my half asleep state and squeeze it like it's her snooze button. Then wake up fully and blush my face off after she moans.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:08:13 No.14430728 >>14430721 I have no idea who that is, I'm calling the police.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:09:29 No.14430734 >>14430721 But I signed up for Ritual magic .

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:11:21 No.14430737 >>14430721 If beans work for Oni soup should work for an elf. Just throw a can of chicken noodle at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:12:19 No.14430739 >>14430721 I'm pretty sure she has the wrong house. Just to be sure though ,I'll drag her inside, strip her down, tie her up, and interrogate her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:13:22 No.14430745 >>14430734 the troll and wood elf parents complained so the school rejected the offers from those dark priests and liches to start that class. Arcane and dark magic is for evil edgelords, Light and Nature magic is for cool, good guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:13:31 No.14430747 >>14430721 No matter how many times you come here and bug me i won't date you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:13:56 No.14430749 >>14430721 YOU FORGOT YOUR WHIP.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:15:31 No.14430756 >>14430721 Okay she's cute so she can stay

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:15:46 No.14430757 >>14430747 what possible reason could you have to not date a cute, bright, witty, and motherly wood elf girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:16:46 No.14430759 >>14430745 Nature magic is for hippies.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:18:16 No.14430765

>>14430745
>Arcane Magic
>Evil
Fucking hippies, I just want to bend the power of the cosmos to my will to summon a fucking soda from the fridge because I'm too lazy to get up and get it myself. Is that so wrong?

>>14430757
>Wood elf
Anon, that's a Dark Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:19:41 No.14430772 >>14430759 I can't hear you from my rad mansion, raised and carved from primal earth, surrounded by springs of pure water, replete with fine fruits and vegetables, guarded by dire bars, and surrounded by a wall of thorns to keep losers like you out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:20:19 No.14430775 >>14430757 There are much better girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:20:59 No.14430777 >>14430765 Use a vine to grab it instead. Dark elves are blue or purple, brown ones are like chocolate or wood elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:22:25 No.14430780 >>14430777 Oh joy, it's you again. Dark Elves are delicious brown in this setting anon, this isn't DnD.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:23:51 No.14430783 >>14430650 Y'know, I've never seen this. Same with Olive.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:23:58 No.14430785 >>14430772 Well I have a dark gothic tower filled with tomes of power, golem servant. a alchemy lab, and Wi-Fi!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:24:18 No.14430787 File: 166 KB, 1051x1495, 6df98de9cce7d769e7f2c8811edd23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430777 This isn't a DnD thread you mong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:24:35 No.14430791 File: 931 KB, 510x810, 1447852325353.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430780 "this setting" You're assuming that's a MGE dark elf and that we were discussing MGE MGE dark elves a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:26:38 No.14430797 >>14430791 >MGE dark elves a shit Well I guess that's true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:27:10 No.14430800 >>14430791 Of course people know it's not an MGE Dark Elf. Not that that'll prevent people from discussing her as if she were an MGE Dark Elf. I'm also willing to bet that somewhere out there in MGE land is a Dark Elf that resembles Muramasa.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:29:29 No.14430806 File: 867 KB, 726x1032, 1444356850999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430791 I hope the game gets funded just so that we get more porn

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:33:13 No.14430818

>>14430806
7% left to go and there's still 3 days, crowdfunding projects usually get a boost on the last day so it's real possibility.

On one hand I want to see it go down in flames because the devs are fags but on the other I want more Razmi porn, my dick demands it.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:33:42 No.14430820

>>14430785
You're on the right track anon, but what about just living in a nice, low tax house and conducting your research in a bunker in the backyard?
Reasonable living space, doesn't cost much, you can make a buttload off of potions and shit, and you could even summon a few demons to help around the house and in your bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:34:46 No.14430823 >>14430806 Seeing /v/ cry salty tears about it is making me laugh my ass off. I really do hope it succeeds though. It seems like too good an idea to just let die.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:35:25 No.14430825

>>14430787
>>14430780
DnD doesn't have dark elves. It has drow, and drow are shades of gray. No, a cool gray is not blue just like battleship gray is not blue and a warm gray is not yellow.

Blue and purple is some Warcraft nonsense. Unless you're playing 4e+, in which case it's just terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:36:08 No.14430828 >>14430820 Who's going to tax a tower of arcane might?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:38:48 No.14430834

>>14430828
You would be amazed how much money towers of aracane might suck out of your wallet. Besides, they're not very comfy living spaces.
If I actually came into a shit-ton of money, I'd live like a middle class citizen so that I'd never have to worry about money.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:38:49 No.14430835 >>14430828 Pimpminster the red.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:41:25 No.14430842 File: 64 KB, 400x400, toomuchsunnyd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430616 >Even more of that shitty Lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:41:51 No.14430843 >>14430818 >I want more Razmi porn, my dick demands it. Fucking GoAT taste.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:42:03 No.14430845

>>14430834
That's the smart way to do it. You'd be surprised how many super rich people do that. Plus money makes more money. The less you spend at the outset, the more you can make the money machine crank out for you later. A big problem with a lot of celebrities is people expect you to live lavishly and throw huge parties and stuff so they have to burn through a ton of cash to keep up appearances and social connections. Businessmen, not so much, so they can get away with it more easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:42:51 No.14430847 >>14430835 I'll turn his dick into a snake if he tries.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:46:16 No.14430858
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>>14430791
>>14430806
>>14430818
>>14430823
I hope the game crashes and burns because it's mediocre, the artstyle is shit and looks worse than Skullgirls, and the devs are dickriding everyone to get their shitty game funded when it's shouldn't have even got an extension. Also they're too tumblr-SJWish for me and fuck supporting people who post-censor a game years after release.

I'm not sure why we're talking about this though considering they're not Monster Girls. You know what is though?

Goat Girls! Cute chubby nerdy goat girls! With delicious brown skin!

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:46:59 No.14430860

>>14430847
>Not knowing who that guy is
Sometimes I miss the days when /tg/ was 25% of the population here. Now it just feels like me, Average, and that one other guy. Well, and the Warhammer Fantasy and 40K kids. But they're cancer more than human beings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:48:22 No.14430865 >>14430860 I'm...kinda /tg/. I mean, I'm pretty upset about elves...

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:49:02 No.14430866

>>14430845
>You'll never get rich selling potions for dieting, working out, and "marital aids".
>You'll never live in a humble house, give millions to charity, and be beloved by the people.
>You'll never come home to see your maids of various demonic all laying naked on your bed.
>You'll never be lovingly gangbanged by Hellhounds, Demons, Devils, and Succubi as payment for them cleaning your house.
>You'll never realize you really should've red that contract for maids.
Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:49:53 No.14430869 >>14430860 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:50:11 No.14430871 File: 40 KB, 450x319, 1439581918715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430860 >Shit talking Warhammer Fantasy pre-The Schnaus ruining it with AGE OF SIGMARINES >Implying that Fantasy is nearly as bad as 40K when Lizardmen exist

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:51:47 No.14430876 >>14430860 >Warhammer Fantasy Don't you mean Age of Sigmar? >>14430865 I'm angry about elves too. Or...maybe it's the other thing. >>14430871 If Total War Warhammer forgets to put in the Lizard men I will be very angry.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:54:12 No.14430879

>>14430876
Knowing the developers if they're not in the vanilla game they'll be DLC or some silly tripe like that.

Right now it seems to be The Empire, CHAOS MARAUDERS AS DLC SEASON PASS PAYWALL BLOCKED FAGGOTRY AND BEING KHORNE ONLY, Greenskins, and Dwarves. No mention of the Brettonians, Wood Elves, High Elves, Dark Elves, Chaos Dwarves, Lizardmen, or Skaven that I can recall.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:55:15 No.14430882 File: 317 KB, 675x600, 1444818933284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430576 Lots of daughters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:55:20 No.14430883 File: 116 KB, 503x1500, 1448999591132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey so my sister left already, r-right? Can we w-walk to school together? Can we hold h-h-hands?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:56:58 No.14430885 >>14430883 Ew.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:57:26 No.14430887

>>14430871
I had to put Fantasy in front of 40K just to head off you Fantasy whiners going "Fantasy doesn't suck like 40K does, don't lump them together". Yet here you're doing it anyway.

Well guess what? The sad truth is it's worse. 40K is stupid but it attempts something novel. Fantasy is just another pathetic Greyhawk clone in a long line of them that came out fifteen years too late to be relevant for any reason other than GW carrying it along as part of their line. I know you dudes are clannish as fuck because you're a minority in your GW stores where it's all Muh Emprah and you have to fight for shelf space but get a look at the wider world of PnP ya trogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:57:29 No.14430888 >>14430879 It's supposed to be a "trilogy" so maybe we'll get them down the line. But in all honesty DLC a couple of months after the game is nowhere near the bullshittyery incarnate that is the season pass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:58:11 No.14430891 >>14430883 If you hold my hand, you'd better damn well take responsibility. 'Cause you're cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:58:21 No.14430892 >>14430879 Two or three standalone expansions are confirmed for Total War Warhammer. There will be smaller dlcs though. Both free and paid apparently. Also the Empire, Dwarfs, Orcs&goblins and Vampire Counts are the main playable factions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:58:56 No.14430893 >>14430879 I am fanny flustered about chaos. I'm also disappointed with age of sigmar. I miss by big, beefy warriors clad in iron fighting stunties

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:58:58 No.14430894 File: 256 KB, 1280x1342, 1441740639785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430883 I don't think my girlfriend would like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:59:28 No.14430895 >>14430883 >white hair >dark skin >blushing while wearing a slutty skirt >them thighs >them tits Wherever elves are, I must also rape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 17:59:44 No.14430897 >>14430883 Holding hands? That's a lewd concept, even for you. And in public even! Sure

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:02:39 No.14430903

>>14430887
I'm not denying that Fantasy sucks as a game, but the lore of Warhammer Fantasy as pathetic as it sounds helped me get into D&D and the works of Pratchett and Tolkein with the 1998 book The World of Warhammer. I mean, I'm a lorefag at heart anyway so I could give a fuck less about the game players, no offense. I just never had the money to actually play, so it was just me and my books.

But you're entitled to your opinion ya stupid git.

>>14430888
>>14430892
Thanks for the clarifications, bro dog brizlaus.

>>14430893
I miss the days when Elves weren't equated to being effeminate needle dick girly men. Or that Gnolls were more associated with sociopathic marauders than pseudo-futanari. Or the days when a Kroxigor could snoo-snoo her man against a tree and topple it through the power of fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:05:28 No.14430912 File: 556 KB, 2589x1207, 1446139673987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430883 Can't, have a dinner date tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:07:05 No.14430915 >>14430894 >You'll never be an Oni Delinquent's secret crush This is physically painful anon.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:07:35 No.14430917

>>14430903
>I miss the days when Elves weren't equated to being effeminate needle dick girly men

It's a backlash against the "Superior Elves who know so much more than humans". I think it came from the 60s hippie following of Lord of the Rings (even though the Elves in that are far more complex) so later neckbeards of the 80s lashed back and made them into snobby bastards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:07:44 No.14430918 >>14430883 I'll... Do that,but you better buy me chocolate on valentines, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:08:25 No.14430919 File: 198 KB, 1108x1920, Averland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430903 I miss the days when the normal humans were colourful and interesting and didn't have fuck-huge pauldrons for every soldier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:10:19 No.14430920 >>14430883 Sure. Why not. >all the while, I'm trying to ignore that legband on that delicious thigh of hers.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:10:41 No.14430922

>>14430917
That's my thing, not even the Elves of early Fantasy were effeminate. If anything they were a dour, pragmatic lot but the whole thing with Japan makes them synonymous with being pussies.

When fucking First Age Elves gave NO FUCKS who you where when they wanted a scrap in Tolkein

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:11:14 No.14430924 >>14430903 Yeah, the kroxigor day was fun. >>14430919 I couldn't get into the tights but I loved the warrior priest asthetics

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:11:26 No.14430925

>>14430919
My old mini of a full plate knight with a backframe is still probably my favorite DnD miniature. It just personifies murderhobo. Poor bastard had this expensive custom gear but doesn't even have a horse to be able to put his stuff in saddlebags.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:11:38 No.14430926 >>14430919 I have an entire Averland army sitting unfinished due to AoS. Fuck everything. I was just starting to get good at yellow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:11:46 No.14430927 >>14430894 Sav'd Mamono Bancho has a new protag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:13:30 No.14430930 >>14430922 I gotta real the Silmarillion one of these days. Especially since I'd be able to complain about the inevitable movie adaptation. But anyway back to monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:13:37 No.14430931 >>14430925 >>14430919 That's why I like /tg/ writefag stories. They don't try to make their characters sound like they're from World of Warcraft unless they're being ironic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:13:57 No.14430932 >>14430926 Stirland army here, I feel you bro. Also more related to the thread Monster Girl Landsknechts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:15:52 No.14430938 >>14430926 >paint high coverage off white >then paint true white >then layer yellow on top >evenly >shade with yellow ink >then highlight Fuck yellow. I miss hazardous chromium based yellow that actually has good coverage.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:18:17 No.14430942 File: 207 KB, 1024x1434, 1449011897330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14429764 Maybe this?

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:19:08 No.14430944

>>14430932
I actually considered Stirland. I love their scheme. Unfortunately, they lack Marius Leitdorf, which is why I chose Averland.

>>14430938
I ran through brown and bone instead of white. It's a darker yellow, but it covers a lot better and doesn't make your model look like a honeybee. Fuck yellow, though. For some reason, I also ended up picking up Fists legion. Apparently, I hate myself (proper for a Fists player, I suppose).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:19:29 No.14430945 File: 291 KB, 1227x1622, 1435528209911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430858 Bacchus or Dionysus guide my boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:20:05 No.14430947 >>14430945 We posted the fixed version.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:20:36 No.14430950 >>14430944 >Marius Leitdorf I fucking love that absolute madman.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:20:38 No.14430951 >>14430945 That's a bit too furry for my tastes anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:20:47 No.14430952 >You'll never take the initiative with a gyaru monster girl who talks a big game >She'll never end up being a stuttering, blushing virgin It honestly, truly hurts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:20:48 No.14430953 >>14430942 It's getting a little too deviantart in here.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:24:35 No.14430968

>>14430952
>"A-anon? What are you doing?"
>"You're being too bold! I-I'm not ready f-for this!"
>"Okay, I'll admit it! I'm a virgin! I've never done this before! I've never even seen a dick before!"
>"H-huh? You don't mind? What are you-?"
>"O-oh. So that's what it looks like."
>"S-so what do I do with it anon?"

I understand your pain anon.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:25:07 No.14430971

>>14430950
Out of the five armies I play, Leitdorf is the only named character I've ever used. He's worth it, even if only for the happy fun table and the inexplicable hand weapon that counts as a paired runefang despite being mounted. It's always fun to alternate between fucking yourself and your opponent because you have no idea what an entire unit is going to do next turn. I once threw him in a 40-block of greatswords and assorted other characters. Free reforms on something that size are endlessly entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:29:29 No.14430981 >>14430952 >>14430968 Pure gyaru's are a miracle.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:31:30 No.14430985 >>14430981 >You'll never teach a Pure Gyaru succubus how to give you a paizuri. >She'll never get excited and look up at you with a pure and happy face after she gets you to cum. >You'll never pat her head while she smiles. It hurts so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:36:34 No.14431003 >>14430942 hello Andrew Dobson

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:41:20 No.14431009 >>14431003 lol, my avatar ain't no teddy bear.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:46:02 No.14431017 File: 592 KB, 2000x2000, Man carrying his waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you praised her today yet anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:48:01 No.14431025 >>14431017 She's not real, why bother?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:48:21 No.14431026 >>14431017 Not divine enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:58:32 No.14431049 >>14431017 I praise my demon masters every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 18:59:15 No.14431051 File: 1.44 MB, 1280x1884, gazer zanamaoria.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wife/life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:01:43 No.14431056 >>14431051 When are we going to see a busty big-tittied Gazer that uses that oily stuff as pasties?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:02:15 No.14431057 File: 3.40 MB, 5400x3600, 21.2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431017 Everyday. Everyday. >>14431051 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:04:08 No.14431059 >>14431017 Not really because I doubt any writefag in here can bring her justice at all. Same thing with Krampus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:04:40 No.14431060 >>14431056 money

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:05:23 No.14431062 >>14430942 Needs more lift.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:07:13 No.14431064 >>14431051 would you kiss her toes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:09:06 No.14431070 File: 762 KB, 1000x805, crystal_by_metalbolic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431062 Maybe in the next commission.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:10:00 No.14431073 >>14431064 I don't like feet very much but I would kiss my waifu's toes, yes. I would kiss her everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:10:15 No.14431075 File: 165 KB, 554x446, 1436528375095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:11:39 No.14431085 >>14431073 But she has icky goo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:12:18 No.14431087 File: 285 KB, 884x903, ohayou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431075 AWOO!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:13:10 No.14431089 >>14431075 >Feel like playing someBB >Hmm, wonder what /mgg/ is up to- FUCKING

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:15:27 No.14431095 >>14431073 would you even kiss the backs of her knees?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:16:50 No.14431096 File: 294 KB, 600x825, 1429878488898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431075 >tfw no mature big-tittied Living Doll to peform nursing handjobs with you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:20:25 No.14431108 >>14431096 Dolls don't have milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:21:05 No.14431112 >>14431095 everywhere >>14431085 cute goo you mean

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:22:46 No.14431116 >>14431112 No. It's icky and it smells and would taste bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:25:37 No.14431125 >>14431116 It's cute and smells good and tastes good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:27:58 No.14431131 >>14431125 What would it taste and smell like? Would it vary on the gazer and her habits?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:28:36 No.14431132 >>14431131 Sweat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:29:59 No.14431135 >>14431132 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:30:05 No.14431136 >>14431108 Anything is possible with the magic of headcannon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:31:14 No.14431139 >>14431135 Fantastic, you mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:32:36 No.14431146 >>14431131 not him, but let me comment: >Smell: Vinyl with hints of ash >Taste: Vaguely sweet and milky with a flavor like certain kinds of waxy candy, oily and with a taste you can't quite place either

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:32:43 No.14431147 >>14431136 Would they produce it like humans, or would they have tank to insert milk before they can lactate?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:33:34 No.14431149 We need a Dolphin MG now. They are literal rapists.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:35:58 No.14431155 >>14431146 Don't forget the personal musty sort of smell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:36:18 No.14431156 >>14431139 You're a gross guy who want to lick gross girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:37:30 No.14431161 >>14431156 There's nothing gross about her!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:40:31 No.14431167 >>14431161 >Gross Eye >Gross eyestalks >Gross goo >Gross tail

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:43:26 No.14431171 >>14431167 You're gross if you think those things are gross. Her eye is big and wonderful, her eyestalks are perfect for hugging, her goo is fun and looks nice, her tail is fluffy and great for sniffing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:44:14 No.14431173 >>14431147 Magical milk glands.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:45:32 No.14431174 >>14431147 I imagine that it's time to make a Little Miss Lactation. Feed her milk, and you can squeeze it out of a specially designed part of her body that's suitable for squeezing and other things.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:47:04 No.14431178
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>>14431025
>>14431026
>>14431049
>>14431057
>>14431059
You've all failed me.

ALL HAIL ARACHNOTAUR! BRINGER OF FANCY MEXICAN SPIDER DANCING, PORKCHOP SANDWICHES, UNBREAKABLE ELDERWOOD FLOORING, AND HOLY CHOCOLATE MILK!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:52:12 No.14431183 >>14431096 I can see her naked thigh! Scandalous!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:53:39 No.14431185 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 1437658882712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431178 >[Heavy breathing intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:57:28 No.14431194 >>14431178 That's nice, but just like Manticore the thread shits on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:57:34 No.14431196 >>14431017 >>14431178 Sure, I will worship her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:59:20 No.14431201 >Scrolled through exactly 20000 images on DeviantArt under the "anubis" tag to see if there's anything worth adding to my folder It is possible that I may have a problem. Maybe now is a good place to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 19:59:21 No.14431202 >>14431194 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:01:29 No.14431210 >>14431201 Well, did you find anything?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:01:49 No.14431212 >>14431202 There isn't a single good Ushi-Oni story outside of RSAnon from here or pastebin, since Lord only knows people will hate TFT because of Bob and I'm not even sure those faggots have one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:01:54 No.14431213 >>14431201 Will you organize your folder by decimal systems and post it online? Please?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:02:45 No.14431216 >>14431185 Latenight really needs to draw more big girls cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:03:51 No.14431222 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, Gakakaka....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any fellow worshipers of Set? All followers will get to marry one of her cute Anubis daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:06:33 No.14431229 >>14431212 You are wrong, but I don't want to correct you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:08:22 No.14431233 >>14431194 Perfectly legitimate to hate on Spidercow, since she's the product of an anon throwing a tantrum about people calling his chuuni ushi priestess of Hathor a stupid idea.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:08:44 No.14431234

>>14431210
http://imgur.com/a/J0gBM
I also posted one image a bit further up in the thread, around 20 hours ago.

There were two other pictures I found of anubis girls roughly fitting the MGE description, but they were both terrible to the point where I didn't consider saving them.

>>14431213
First, I'll have to actually organise my Monstergirl folder. Soon, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:12:13 No.14431243 >>14431222 I'd rather just join a religion filled with Minotaurs, Salamanders, Ogres and tons of other monster girls that admire strong men and train any men that join so they can give even Lilims a great fight.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:14:47 No.14431250
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Guess which artist is finally taking commissions! Cheap ones too! You know him and love him, give a warm round of applause for

http://moldykins.tumblr.com/post/99928003842/hey-guys-im-a-college-guy-now-gotta-pay-for

The guy who gave us such great this like

http://moldykins.tumblr.com/tagged/monster-girl-encyclopedia

ELH, update your artist list to include him! But seriously why does he draw/ruin monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:14:47 No.14431251 >>14431233 Are you talking about some kind of OC? Or ushi-onis in general?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:15:36 No.14431254 >>14431243 So a gym in Monster Girl City? I hear lewd things happen in the changing rooms.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:16:23 No.14431256 >>14431233 >>14431251 Doesn't ELH commission the chocolate Ushi Onis? I thought he did.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:16:30 No.14431257 File: 348 KB, 529x1056, 1448666911256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431250

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:18:13 No.14431261 >>14431254 Yeah sure, MGC Gym sounds like a good place to go. I want to grope an Ogre's butt in the changing room

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:18:31 No.14431262 >>14431251 >>14431256 >It's been so long that new people think Spidercow means Ushi's in general instead of the belittling direct translation of Arachnotaur. I want off this ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:19:36 No.14431264 >>14431222 Set is a gangbang slut that likes to fuck around with her daughterus husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:20:10 No.14431267 >>14431261 That's a big butt to grope, you might need both hands to get a good grip.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:20:50 No.14431269 >>14431262 Hey, new people is always a ____ thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:20:59 No.14431270 >>14431267 But if I use both hands how can I grope the Minotaur's butt?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:22:29 No.14431274 File: 17 KB, 300x300, 1433122526245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431250 >there are people on this earth that will give this fag money >>14431256 I believe that's RSanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:24:26 No.14431282 File: 81 KB, 640x480, Loud Snoring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431270 Well it's too late to jump over to a Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:24:36 No.14431284 >>14431250 >those commission rules My sides.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:24:41 No.14431286 >>14431274 >I believe that's RSanon. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53755132 Check the corner

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:24:45 No.14431287

>>14431274
Nah, ELH is the faggot who commissions Magma-Tits, Ilassa, and chocolate spidercows trying desperately to leave behind some kind of legacy before the seed of the Angry Molesting Tree firmly implanted into his perineum erupts into a blue ovaried Dryad with a knack for necrophilia and David Cronenberg films

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:25:55 No.14431289 >>14431282 I can have both if I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:26:34 No.14431293 >>14431286 I'm retarded then. Chocolate Ushi-oni is still pretty nice though. >>14431287 At least he isn't Shoggocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:27:06 No.14431295 >>14431250 You know, normally, I don't have to pay for faggotry...

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:27:20 No.14431296
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>>14431233
>>14431262
I literally created Arachnotaur and even I have no idea what the fuck you're going on about.

None of the shit you've written is correct or makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:28:39 No.14431301 >>14431293 I'd begin to ask why you're equating the guy riding on Harblador's coat-tails with the Abomination shit and half the writing ability to an actual okay Monstergirl species but I've a feeling that'd result in a headache.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:31:29 No.14431315 I want to open a health clinic in Monster Girl City! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:34:46 No.14431329 >>14431315 I wouldn't go near it, dying because of an illness is much better than going through the living hell of a clinic with a monster girl staff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:35:05 No.14431332 >>14431250 Why did yoy show us that piece of shit anon ? It's ugly as fuck.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:35:43 No.14431333

>>14431296
>I literally created Arachnotaur
>None of the shit you've written is correct
Then you are literally lying about one or the other.

Or you're a dense motherfucker who is the reason Arachnotaur came back after months of being forgotten and thinks he's the originator. That would explain the lack of heavy metal in the new incarnation at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:35:52 No.14431334 >>14431315 >Hey Doc, I've got a problem. >"What is it? I can take a look and -" >The problem is I'm not pregnant with your kid. Can you fix that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:36:06 No.14431335 >>14431332 *you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:37:52 No.14431340 File: 396 KB, 605x1000, 1436132906547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431329 YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:38:00 No.14431341 >>14431329 It wouldn't be that bad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:39:50 No.14431347 >>14431261 I want to see holsts and jubjubs on trampolines at MGC Gym

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:40:45 No.14431349 >>14431340 I don't like Mindflayers and I never will even if one saved my life. >>14431341 Oh yeah it would, nothing that's effecting you would be cured.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:42:03 No.14431353

>>14431250
Why do you care so much?
Seriously, why do you fucking care? So this person draws MGs in a way you don't find appealing. Big fucking deal. Nobody's forcing you to look at them, yet you keep going back to it for some bizarre reason.
Why do you constantly need to harp on this person whenever they update and just leave it be? Are you waiting for something to happen? Because nothing's going to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:42:29 No.14431355 File: 442 KB, 1194x1244, 1435122517014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431349 >Not liking Mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:44:54 No.14431365 >>14431355 I just can't like them, not one bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:45:04 No.14431366 >>14431349 Of course they would cure you. Dead boys are useless to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:46:05 No.14431370 >>14431365 I hope Krampus comes and gives you a real yuletide treat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:46:05 No.14431371 >>14431353 Hi Moldykins.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:46:13 No.14431374 >>14431349 >I don't like Mindflayers and I never will even if one saved my life. No choice, you can't fight their ability to force you to like them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:46:34 No.14431375 >>14431353 Not him but the guy is just fun to pick on, since he's one of the worst widely known MG artists out there, full on SJW nutcase with a tiki mask face fetish. Same way the worst film directors and artists are fascinating to pick apart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:46:48 No.14431376 >>14431370 I don't celebrate religious holidays out of respect.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:51:37 No.14431392 >>14431375 >He doesn't get off to masks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 20:55:04 No.14431401 >>14431392 >Stupid kobold you made me look bad! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 21:00:17 No.14431412 I want to be the person responsible for the impregnation of an Elf that starts off non-consensual but ends with heart pupils in her eyes.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 21:02:08 No.14431416

>>14431375
To me it's kind of unsightly. Not because I sympathize with the guy but because I think he should just be ignored. He isn't "widely known" and he isn't noteworthy. The attention these threads are giving him are probably the height of his fame.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 21:02:25 No.14431417

>>14431401
>>14431401
More like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XhjviN1yMA

>Arachnotaur is chasing you in your house
>Is giggling like a maniac when she closes in on you
>Hold up a mask with a rainbow plumage
>She pauses
>Her eyes widen as she sees it starting to flash a variety of colors in a rainbow sheen
>No, stop. You wouldn't dare. You're going to take your rape and LIKE IT!
>Slip it onto your face
>You can feel the jungle heat and rhythm
>Your body going limp and then standing as tight as a flag pole
>Arachnotaur is rampaging in the opposite direction
>She almost girlishly screams as she hears OOGA BOOGA
>You can hear the jungle drums as you rocket after her, knocking man, MG, and child aside from some invisible force field
>All they can see is a man wearing a tiki mask streaking naked after a screaming Arachnotaur
>Charon's sipping on a drink when she sees you run past
>Turns to face some unknown viewer
"Well, I guess that guy's got da Jungle Fever~"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2015 21:04:25 No.14431426 >>14431250 For a second there i thought this was the tumblr guy who did the really nice manticors and other stuff recently then i got disappointed.

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