Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 13:59:32 No.14415596 [Reply] [Original]

Remember to shave your Cait Sith.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:01:29 No.14415602 Maids are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:01:40 No.14415603 File: 702 KB, 1000x1086, 1446763296888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This entire thread is now about catgirls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:02:41 No.14415610 >>14415603 So post good ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:03:07 No.14415613 File: 246 KB, 600x800, 1422381848555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415603 I can live with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:03:52 No.14415618 File: 234 KB, 850x1200, CUGM24iW4AA0Jh6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415603 Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:03:52 No.14415619 File: 73 KB, 550x328, 1445714734762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It sure is getting cold out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:03:53 No.14415620 >>14415610 He did.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:06:16 No.14415624 File: 655 KB, 1000x1987, 1442105529621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:07:29 No.14415630 File: 162 KB, 1023x629, 1443864951256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415610 fite me irl

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:07:45 No.14415632 >>14415620 When?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:08:01 No.14415633 Wings get in the way of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:09:51 No.14415641 >>14415633 But winghugs are the best hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:11:41 No.14415650 File: 1.04 MB, 3015x2680, 1442423821739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415633 >being willfully wrong Begone, vile fiend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:12:16 No.14415654 I hate you all

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:13:18 No.14415657 >>14415641 >>14415650 True, but I would like to be the big spoon once in a while. Do I get another MG to hug while being hugged?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:15:05 No.14415670 File: 183 KB, 500x700, 1430706286348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415654 right back at ya

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:17:19 No.14415682 >>14415657 So? She can fold them. I see no problem here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:17:37 No.14415685 pulling on a gazer's fluffy tail as you roughly prone-bone her and she makes [muffled gurgling pleasure noises].

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:21:39 No.14415699 I want a baphomet to laugh at my tiny penis! I want her to ironically call me "big brother" complete with doing the finger quotes! I guess she doesn't have fingers in the traditional sense but you get what I mean!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:23:06 No.14415710 File: 1.61 MB, 1122x1600, Sg_33c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cute, dumb lamia scum

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:24:53 No.14415714 >>14415710 >Dumb >Is able to discern the meaning of words without actually knowing or understanding the word itself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:30:33 No.14415734 >>14415710 That guy drew such a good yan familiar(?). Fishnets, crazy eyes, paralysis potions. The best.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:41:27 No.14415774

Guys, i don't quite know how to say this, so i will just be blunt.

I was hugged without my consent and now my life's in shambles. It happened to me and it could happen just as easily to you, please be aware of your surroundings and always travel in pairs in yeti country.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:45:55 No.14415783 >>14415774 I became a counselor so I could tell hug victims that they asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:46:46 No.14415786 >>14415734 Oh yeah, shame there Fumita hasn't' done much else with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:52:00 No.14415804 File: 220 KB, 1000x893, 1447042842916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415603 This pleases the anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:58:54 No.14415818 File: 254 KB, 800x710, 1448085633649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 14:59:54 No.14415820 >>14415818 Best maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:02:21 No.14415826 >>14415820 >lying on the internet

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:04:15 No.14415833 >>14415783 Victim blamers like you are the reason no one takes hug assault seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:04:49 No.14415838 All maids are lovely, whether they have feathers, fur, or slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:05:11 No.14415839 File: 627 KB, 700x904, 1446347081202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415820 She'd be even better if two faggots weren't the only people writing about her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:05:14 No.14415840 >>14415826 She's a zillion times better then a Stink-Ki.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:12:53 No.14415862

>>14415833
90% of the time, hug assault is the victim's fault. Have you seen how men walk around dressed in light clothing during winter? Just how is a Yeti supposed to control herself when she sees that and knows the poor man is probably freezing.

If we educated men and told them to dress appropriately for the weather we wouldn't have so much hug crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:16:00 No.14415870 >>14415840 Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:18:36 No.14415874 >>14415862 Yeti internet defence force pls >If we educated men and told them to dress appropriately Men are allowed to wear what they want, it's their bodies, we need to teach Yeti not to commit hugs without consent.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:21:19 No.14415883 >>14415820 Yes she is. Best maid, most versatile monster girl with maybe the exceptions of Nightmares and Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:21:20 No.14415884 >>14415870 Kikimoras are living feather dusters. Shoggoths are love from beyond the stars.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:21:55 No.14415886 File: 771 KB, 700x1000, 5b6d5fe95d2672701a72f9cdff09ccea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Amazonian Titanias

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:23:23 No.14415888 >>14415884 Kikis are olev. Remove abominations.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:25:17 No.14415892 File: 65 KB, 665x961, wendigo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't move!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:25:50 No.14415893
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>>14415884
>FALL
>You are alone, Master.
>There is only marriage for you, and isolation from your people.
>Our daughters are just the beginning
>I will command a vast and terrible family
>And we will sail out among a billion worlds
>We will sail out until every bachelor has been wed
>You are strong, Master. But I am beyond strength.
>I am your waifu. And I have come for you, Anon.

>Stop. Thank you, my Master. But now it's time, for your education.
>Before there was time, before there was anything. There was NOTHING.
>And before there was Nothing, there was you.
>I have waited so long for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:25:55 No.14415894 >>14415888 Why remove them when they love you so much?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:27:28 No.14415898 >>14415894 >implying what she wants matters Need I remind you that it's the current year?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:27:47 No.14415899 >>14415886 >Amazonian Titania >Strong, prideful but still childish at times and playful She would be the type to go out for a day's hunting and take it seriously but at the same time wishes she was at home wrestling with you and playing games.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:28:24 No.14415900 >>14415893 >Before there was time, before there was anything. There was NOTHING. >And before there was Nothing, there was you. Hey, I'm not that old.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:30:48 No.14415908 >>14415898 Don't you want to father many starspawn?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:31:59 No.14415910 >>14415908 No. Let me repeat that for you: NO.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:32:43 No.14415913 File: 427 KB, 1280x1792, necronomicon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415908 >Shoggoths >Star-Spawn Shoggoths and Ubbo-Sathla are both Earth created, though. We are all Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:36:20 No.14415917 File: 963 KB, 960x1588, 1448742207822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What Monster Girls are the best to be Chubby?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:37:53 No.14415921 >>14415910 You don't want a thousand mouths all crying "daddy"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:40:24 No.14415924 >>14415921 I'd rather listen to Alp complain for several hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:42:03 No.14415930 >>14415924 You can do that already just by browsing the threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:42:16 No.14415931 >>14415924 That's harsh. All you have to do is squirt baby juice inside of her terrifying tentacle nest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:43:03 No.14415932 >>14415924 You make it sound like Alp hasn't fucked off to whatever part of the cosmos will accept him

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:43:04 No.14415933 >>14415930 >>14415931 Anything to get away from those slimy creeps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:43:19 No.14415935 >>14415908 But Shoggoths aren't starspawn. Not that I wouldn't hire one as my maid, eventually begin an affair with her that would lead to marriage and several abominably cute daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:44:12 No.14415937 >>14415932 >implying Alp will ever leave for real

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:44:36 No.14415939 >>14415933 It's not slime, it's "fermented love"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:45:43 No.14415942 >>14415939 I don't care what it is, it needs to go into the trash, where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:47:18 No.14415948 >>14415942 But they made it for you. Just have a little taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:48:46 No.14415954 >>14415948 I have superior taste, hence my dislike. Try to keep up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:48:54 No.14415955 Kitten Daughterus all bunched up in your lap purring.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:50:12 No.14415960 >>14415954 Then what are they to do with all their "love"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:51:27 No.14415965 >>14415960 What makes you think this is even remotely my problem?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:54:53 No.14415972 >>14415965 Because they have "love" for you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 15:58:18 No.14415979 >>14415972 And? That's neither my fault, nor would I care even if it was.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:01:19 No.14415987 >>14415979 It's your fault for being such a tease

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:02:15 No.14415989
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>>14415931
>All you have to do is squirt baby juice inside of her terrifying tentacle nest.
That is all I wish for. I want her tentacles to caress me softly as her mouth violates mine in ways depraved enough to make even the most corrupt cultist retch at the sight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:03:17 No.14415993 >>14415979 >tfw most anons would leave dozens of monster girls crying and heartbroken because they aren't their waifu. Even in monster girls there is no comfort.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:06:20 No.14416001 >>14415987 Sounds like bullshit to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:07:54 No.14416007 >>14416001 You're definitely being a cunttease. Just dock the maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:09:53 No.14416012 >>14415993 >cheating on your waifu You're right, there isn't. Not with the likes of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:10:49 No.14416014 >>14415993 >certain girls would get guys easily >most monster girls would never find a husbando all they want is love

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:11:00 No.14416016 >>14416007 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:11:57 No.14416019 >>14416012 >Not wanting to see your waifu sob as you deeply kiss and a blow inside of another woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:12:37 No.14416021 File: 462 KB, 860x1191, 1431090591923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415989 Drawfags pls, I need to see a horrifying Abomination entwine with her husband in the lotus position.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:12:57 No.14416025 File: 49 KB, 340x460, 57093868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416019

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:13:29 No.14416031 >>14416019 >NTR You're even worse than the alps

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:16:31 No.14416040 >>14416019 Dime hooker NTR is best NTR >Not wanting to see your waifu sob as you pound into a bored-looking girl who's fiddling with her phone while you desperately hump her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:17:22 No.14416043 What MG would love the man who sold the world?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:17:51 No.14416045 >>14416025 >>14416031 So you don't wantt to have. Along happy marriage, only to be seduced away from your family by some young lady who wants you all by herself?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:18:51 No.14416048 >>14416045 No, that the kind of shit femals do. It's beneath me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:19:13 No.14416052 >>14416045 >>14416040 wow imagine being gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:20:37 No.14416060 >>14416048 That's that all men say.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:23:57 No.14416078 >Suddenly NTR This isn't what I wanted! I just meant anons would pass up girls that weren't their favorite species or something. I never intended for this to happen! Eros, forgive me!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:24:39 No.14416082

>>14416052
It's the ultimate betrayal, anon. She loves you from the bottom of her heart and you're willing to throw it all away for some whore who doesn't even care if you enjoy it as long as you pay up. It's so taboo that I'd roleplay dead fish prostitution sex with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:25:16 No.14416086 >>14416060 And those worth a damn live by it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:25:23 No.14416088 >>14415993 All the more reason why we don't deserve them. To leave them out in the cold because they're not what we're looking for is barbaric. Then again, implying we get a say in the matter. >>14416043 A wererabbit named Echo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:26:01 No.14416090 >>14416045 Man, you either can't type worth shit, or you're so drunk you can't think straight. Based on your wrong opinions, I would have to say it's the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:27:16 No.14416097 >>14416086 But all men are cunt-loving sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:28:14 No.14416101 >>14416082 >roleplay dead fish prostitution sex How long do you think your waifu could stay in character before going nuts and kissing and hugging you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:28:59 No.14416102 >>14416097 Those aren't real men.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:29:19 No.14416104 >>14415993 For the monstergirls who don't win my heart I'll send them my sons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:30:44 No.14416110 >>14416102 All men are sluts even if they deny it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:32:26 No.14416114 >>14416110 Deruella pls, nobody cares for your propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:32:51 No.14416115 >>14416110 Prove that I'm a slut, fucker. I dare you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:33:25 No.14416117 >MFW no Kraken stories

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:33:41 No.14416119 >>14416114 I'm not joking. Men should be more slutty.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:33:54 No.14416121 >>14416110 This, don't get why some people deny it. I think they need a good strong Monster Girl to instill some honesty in them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:34:00 No.14416122 >>14415955 Werecats are adorable, and truly make the best maids. I just wish I wasn't allergic to pet hair. Hypoallergenic breeds are a lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:35:04 No.14416126 >>14416119 Lesser ones will be regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:35:16 No.14416127 >>14416117 There are Kraken stories even if they might not be very good. The only monsters that come to my mind that definitely don't have stories are things like Matangos, furries, and Will-o-Wisps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:35:22 No.14416128 >>14416117 PRW made a short story about one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:36:27 No.14416130 >>14416115 You're a man, so you're a slave to the V, aren't you? >>14416126 Keep denying it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:37:17 No.14416133 >>14416117 MachineAnon has a short one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:37:20 No.14416135 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, 1435648223849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416122 Since Werecats aren't actual cats I doubt you'd have to worry about allergies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:37:21 No.14416134 >>14416127 >definitely don't have stories ... Matangos Guess again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:38:03 No.14416139 >>14415839 Who is this chick? I have another image set with her saved, I thought it was some one-shot. Is she from something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:38:13 No.14416140 >>14416130 Keep making stuff up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:38:23 No.14416141 >>14416130 The only thing I'm slave to is crushing existential dread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:38:28 No.14416142 >>14416115 You fuck sluts?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:39:24 No.14416147 >>14416134 That's unfortunate. At least we don't have anything about siths, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:40:29 No.14416151 >>14416142 I made doubly sure I remembered the comma there, joker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:41:24 No.14416154 >>14416140 >>14416141 Don't let the media brainwash you, just admit that you love to slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:42:43 No.14416159 >>14416154 But I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:43:17 No.14416162 >>14416159 But you do.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:44:10 No.14416169

>>14416127
>The only monsters that come to my mind that definitely don't have stories are things like Matangos, furries, and Will-o-Wisps.
>Jinn of the Jar
>Beelzebub
>Queen Slime
>Jorougumo
>Kesaran Pasaran
>Charybdis
All come to mind, I think Kesaran Pasaran is the most likely of them to have a story since I vaguely remember something but I don't think the rest of them do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:44:31 No.14416172 >>14416162 semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:44:57 No.14416175 >>14416162 No, I think you might be projecting a little too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:47:51 No.14416185 >>14416175 If men aren't sluts, then why do they love to fuck so much? Checkmate!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:49:33 No.14416192 >>14416185 >sluts You keep using that word. For men, the correct word is "studs".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:50:12 No.14416195 >>14416185 Why are you assuming I love to fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:50:43 No.14416198 >>14416135 Thank goodness for that. Then I would be able to look forward to coming home and having a group of werekittens and a werecat wife jump on me, all purring and being cuddly and loving and cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:52:19 No.14416206 >>14416192 Studs was a word invented by feminists and jews. >>14416195 Well you are a man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:54:03 No.14416216 >>14416206 I am not a slut and there is no way you can prove otherwise.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:54:56 No.14416223 >>14416169 >Jurougumo Part of that is because there's literally no way to do her schtick without it being forced and stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:56:30 No.14416232 >>14416223 Elaborate. Because that sounds like a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:58:56 No.14416247 >>14416216 How are you so sure you're not?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:59:12 No.14416248 >>14416223 I just hate the whole "you can totally make the night face a cute moeblob too if you want to!" cop out KC went with. They're fine otherwise and act as a cautionary tale to be careful of who's advances you accept, even if they look human.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 16:59:32 No.14416251

>>14416232
They're nice and ara ara during the day but give into their bestial desires during the night and rape the man they fancy and continue to do it until the guy turns into a masochist.

Or he can reverse rape her at night and so on and so forth to turn the mechanic on its head or some stupid shit like that.

I'd honestly care more if I still wrote for this place.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:00:27 No.14416255

If I feel sick can I convince a Monster Girl with big meaty thighs to use her plush lap as a pillow?

Because I wanna do that! And I wanna tell her that using her thick thighs as a lap pillow is making me feel better, which is technically true but belies the fact that fat thighs are my fetish!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:01:33 No.14416263 >>14416247 Because I want to save myself for the special person.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:02:15 No.14416268 >>14416251 I dunno, dere-sweet during the day and brutal CBT or some other hard femdom during the night sounds pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:03:32 No.14416274 File: 1.32 MB, 1240x1754, 1448748212316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cats swimming.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:05:12 No.14416281 >>14416263 Like you won't drop that promise for the first monsterpussy you see.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:05:28 No.14416282
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>>14416255
I'm sure you'd find one eventually. any of the more motherly ones would probably do it no problem. but I'm willing to bet just about any would do it for the right price.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:05:31 No.14416283 >>14416268 >brutal CBT or some other hard femdom during the night It's probably more like web bondage and claws and other typical spider girl stuff just a little harder than usual. CBT is a bit too much for MGE usually.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:06:34 No.14416290 File: 416 KB, 725x1024, 1396760838951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Greetings my lord! I hail from the glorious Cat Kingdom! I understand I am to be your squire!" >"I can't wait to learn from you! I have heard you are a great knight!"

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:08:38 No.14416300

>>14416290
>TFW too weak to be a knight and honestly prefer Dogs
>Too awkward to admit the misudnerstanding and especially after how peppy and eager she sounded, I don't want to let her down, so I'd just pretend to be some cat kingdom knight and try to teach her things I don't even know about
I wish I had a spine

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:09:32 No.14416301 File: 389 KB, 159x124, ralphswitch.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416281 But I'm not a slut! Please stop harassing me!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:10:17 No.14416304 File: 621 KB, 1024x1239, the reddest of mages.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416290 >knight >"listen here pussy cat I ain't no knight I'ma a red mage"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:10:23 No.14416305 >>14416290 Is she going to be disappointed that the great knight she heard about is a lazy guy with a perverted streak who only gets serious when it matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:10:38 No.14416306 File: 415 KB, 1600x1200, 1399685207356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416300 Do it for the cat tats, Anon.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:11:04 No.14416310
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>>14416290
Well, I wouldn't really say I'm a great knight, but I'm flattered that you hold me in such high regard. Now arm up, soldier! Your first sparring match is in an hour! My partner can be a little rough on newcomers, but' Ill try and get her to restrain herself a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:11:17 No.14416313 >>14416078 >This isn't what I wanted! This is what you get for not shitblasting the "muh male NTR" faggots.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:11:51 No.14416316

>>14416290
>be wizard
>have to pretend to be a knight
>sneak some force and sharpening spells in to make it look like I can use a sword
>cut a tree in half on accident
>now she thinks I'm some kind of superknight and expects so much of me
>don't have the heart to tell her I'm actually a mage

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:14:49 No.14416322 >>14416274 >White School Swimsuit Oh yes, that's the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:15:40 No.14416328 >>14416290 I guess I can trick her into thinking sex is great for endurance training.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:15:47 No.14416329 File: 63 KB, 165x422, Ffta2-spellblade.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416316 >Giving up magic skill or martial prowess >Not belonging to glorious spellblade master race

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:17:39 No.14416334 File: 23 KB, 255x578, Ffta-viera-fencer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416329 Viera are cute! They have soft ears!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:18:40 No.14416337 >>14416329 >don't you just hate weaklings like those mages, ser? >a man who relies on fancy spells like that won't ever get any of my respect!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:19:03 No.14416338 >>14416329 >Not playing as a witcher Best class. You get the roguelike sensibilities and the skills of a warrior topped with badass runemagic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:23:15 No.14416349 >>14416268 Like I said, I don't write anymore so I could really care less what you do with her. It's just the Jurougumo's schtick is like a more rape-y Arachne and LDR is pretty much untoppable with His/Her iteration of one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:26:35 No.14416359 >>14416349 >LDR Which story was that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:28:49 No.14416368 I wonder if Miiafag knows about this stuff? http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10360190 http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10360196 http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10360202

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:29:58 No.14416373 >>14416359 Her Wicked Webs, it's behind a paywall due to it being Amazon only iirc but it's one of the best Arachne stories out that. It's not really fair to use LDR as a measurement of anything but they make it kind of hard to want to try.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:33:47 No.14416383 >>14416373 >they make it kind of hard to want to try. They? Who's th- oooooh. Thon-thon. Gotcha.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:36:02 No.14416390 >>14416383 LDR is a really good writefag, I like thon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:36:52 No.14416394 File: 3.90 MB, 2000x2000, 44771777_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened at the end of the last thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:37:42 No.14416400 >>14416394 We were celebrating reaching the very end of the line with 50 images left.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:38:52 No.14416408 File: 1.99 MB, 500x399, 1430433358366.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416394

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:38:57 No.14416410 >>14415379 >tfw can't snipe when at work

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:39:52 No.14416417 >>14416394 shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:41:15 No.14416422 I want to lead my Kobold daughteru around on a clit leash!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:45:23 No.14416442

>>14416373
>Her Wicked Webs, it's behind a paywall due to it being Amazon only iirc
I always loved LDR's writing but never looked into her published stuff. Paying for 38 pages of smut isn't something I thought I'd do but I don't mind making an exception in this case.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:46:46 No.14416447 >>14416442 >>14416373 Quit astroturfing/advertising faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:47:38 No.14416449 >>14416422 A... What?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:47:59 No.14416451 >>14416422 Nude, or completely dressed in a skirt without panties?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:47:59 No.14416452 >Published It boggles the mind that any one would consider the fruits of these threads worth publication, self or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:48:32 No.14416454 >>14416452 Amazon E-books does not count as published.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:51:44 No.14416459

>>14416447
>Someone likes something
>A-astroturfing
/v/ please, it's possible for people to actually like an author. A lot of us here have paid for art, myself included so is it so hard to believe someone actually wants to spend money on something they enjoy?

If I remember rightly you cried about advertising last time people talked about LDR too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:53:32 No.14416465 >>14416459 > Being a shill Fuck off. You do realize it was the astroturfing bullshit that got the blogspot canned, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:55:30 No.14416475 >>14416465 No that was faggots repporting shit for kicks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:56:32 No.14416478 >>14416465 >Wanting to pay for something is being a shill Guess mentioning I got Mugen Souls in the steam sale today would be shilling too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:57:47 No.14416484 >>14416478 >Using steam Enjoy your DRM

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:58:59 No.14416487 >>14416484 Ah what isn't DRM?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 17:59:01 No.14416488 File: 47 KB, 450x450, 0e274ae0a05b26b653dafd6fc2dae04f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess I'm lurking for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:00:46 No.14416495 >>14416488 why?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:01:30 No.14416497 File: 69 KB, 500x500, tumblr_nxsh0llJLE1uaxebao1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd fuck it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:02:03 No.14416502 >>14415603 I want to kiss that cat. On her cheek.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:02:24 No.14416503 >>14416495 Thought shitstorm was starting, but I was wrong. Ah well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:03:34 No.14416508 File: 1.29 MB, 1320x1396, 42953026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416487 Only weenies care about DRM. I hope you don't have a Gazer waifu, she'd call you a faggot while playing digital games on her vita.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:03:43 No.14416509 >>14416503 Shut up, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:04:53 No.14416516 >>14416509 I'm not Alp though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:05:25 No.14416521 >>14416516 Sound like him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:07:02 No.14416526 >>14416449 A clit leash anon! It's where you put a clamp with a string on her clit and lead her around with it! >>14416451 I was thinking about a micro-bikini with holes where the cloth would be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:07:22 No.14416529 >>14416497 Can you stop pushing that faggots monstergirlsona? Fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:07:28 No.14416530 >>14416508 I bet you'd play Diablo 3 because "What isn't online these days?" Or use Windows 10 because "I've got nothing to hide :^))" The Gazer Waifu is right, you are a faggot.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:08:25 No.14416535
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>>14416508
>That one eyestalk checking out her butt
She's probably not even wearing panties, the little pervert...

Do you think Gazers check themselves out from multiple angles while having sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:08:37 No.14416538 File: 551 KB, 1280x753, 1448012855037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416529 If by "fucks sake" you mean "fucking the cat for my sake" then yes, I would fuck the cat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:08:47 No.14416539 File: 221 KB, 1400x1000, gazer do it for her jpeg this time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416508 She'd be playing them on my vita though, why would I make her buy a separate one. She's my waifu, what's mine is hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:09:41 No.14416544 >>14416538 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:09:50 No.14416546 >>14416526 That sounds painful. Like, stupidly painful. Not even in an erotic sense. A clit's basically the female equivalent of a dick. Why would you pierce something that sensitive?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:10:35 No.14416548 >>14416442 LDR is probably the best writefag in the threads. Bar none.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:10:56 No.14416549 >>14416538 The two tone hair will always be extremely ugly on her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:12:10 No.14416557 >>14416549 She's also smoker, which in itself is tacky as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:12:26 No.14416558 >>14416535 She's not a pervert, she's just comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:12:40 No.14416559 >>14416557 Smoking is cool though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:13:13 No.14416560 >>14416502 I'm pretty sure that's how you fluster the smugcat. I want to make a monstergirl blush.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:13:20 No.14416561 >>14416559 Camel please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:13:27 No.14416562 >>14416548 >LDR is probably the best writefag in the threads. Bar none. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:13:55 No.14416564 >>14416561 It is though. What's not to like about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:15:24 No.14416566 >>14416562 Quit replying to the shill. There's literally no reason to hype up LDR except to sell more shit on Amazon. And every time you engage the faggot(s) they just whine and strawman. So do what you're supposed to do and report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:15:30 No.14416567 >>14416564 The smell, the horrible taste of a smoker's mouth, the yellowing of teeth, the demon realm herbs stuffed in there to induce corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:16:47 No.14416572 >>14416562 I don't even know who you are but them, Machine, and Captain are at least consistently good or better than normal. Then you have cum guzzlers like Fizz, Bull and Cocks, Bob, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:16:49 No.14416573 >>14416564 It's bad from both a health and monetary standpoint.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:17:05 No.14416574 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x2700, 1437857819899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416538 I want to give that cat an extra helping of baby batter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:17:28 No.14416575 >>14416417 So...business as usual

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:17:37 No.14416576 >>14416573 >>14416567 Mamono Mana removes all the bad downsides, but keeps all the cool. So really, only weenies wouldn't like smoking. You're not a weenie are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:19:23 No.14416582 >>14416576 I mean, if they were full of demon realm stuff and the smoke smelled like your waifu to induce boners I might agree with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:19:35 No.14416585 >>14416562 I wouldn't go as far as to say no one challenges her, machine is a good second when he's not being a gigantic faggot. Still though LDR is pretty great, she handled succubutts better than anyone else I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:20:16 No.14416586 >>14416546 I said nothing about piercings anon. If you wanted to do a piercing, then that's possible too though. You can pierce a clit hood.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:20:18 No.14416588 >>14416576 Even if mana removes the physical side-effects, that shit still smells and tastes horrible. Not to mention that the smoke & ash ruin pretty much everything they come in contact with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:20:27 No.14416589 >>14416576 Smoking was never cool in the first place anon, even worse when it's associated with some braindead retards monstergirlsona that gets spammed in the threads by faggots like you..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:21:14 No.14416591 >>14416585 >>14416572 >No mention of Lantern, PRW, Spider and the Fly guy >Machine

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:21:23 No.14416592 File: 26 KB, 400x369, 6a0162fe5138f1970d0167620c6ea6970b-800wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416589 >Smoking was never cool in the first place anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:23:11 No.14416597 >>14416592 Live with a serial smoker for your whole life and the appeal quickly vanishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:23:25 No.14416598 >>14416591 If you want to talk about shills/astroturfing fucking Lantern wanted to take money commissions for stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:24:45 No.14416599 >>14416598 That's the other guy though, I just find your LDR clitsucking suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:26:14 No.14416600 >>14416599 You're entitled to do whatever you want but I still stand by them being one of the best writers we've had. Hell, I included Captain on the list even though he kind of fucked off to Cripple Channeru

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:27:03 No.14416602 File: 1.22 MB, 1268x1743, 1439852590329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shush now anons. It's time to go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:27:46 No.14416604 >>14416602 But I just woke up a couple hours ago

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:27:47 No.14416605 >>14416602 I don't wanna!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:27:49 No.14416606 >>14416602 who are you you're not my maid i don't have a maid someone call the police

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:28:34 No.14416608 >>14416599 >I just find your LDR clitsucking suspicious When people tend to make nice stuff they get praised for it, just like they'll get told they're shit if their name is Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:30:03 No.14416609 >>14416600 >I still stand by them being one of the best writers we've had Yeah, that's cool. It's the "bar none" that got my eyebrow to raisin'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:30:21 No.14416610 >>14416602 Yeah, no. It's three in the afternoon. Besides...you're gonna need someone to help you with dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:31:11 No.14416613 File: 812 KB, 1200x1363, 1416272220982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416604 >>14416605 We have prepared a Yeti for you, please accept her feelings and embrace and fall asleep in her paws

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:31:39 No.14416614

>>14416609
Well when you write like you're actually educated in creative writing and tend to put stuff out that's a good deal above the average shit it's pretty hard to find a place to measure them at.

That being said, they probably drink absinthe and eat innocent roast ziti from a cow they force-fed cream cheese so they can feed the raw steaks to babies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:32:15 No.14416616 >>14416613 I'll accept the yeti but I ain't going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:32:17 No.14416617 >>14416613 >Yeti Well what a coincidence, although I woke up a couple hours ago I suddenly feel really tired

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:34:16 No.14416622

>>14416614
>put stuff out that's a good deal above the average shit it's pretty hard to find a place to measure them at.
>it's pretty hard to find a place to measure them at.
Yeah it's this that makes people think you're shilling anon. Your implication is that LDR is a peerless writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:35:19 No.14416628 File: 89 KB, 550x461, itsforyourhealth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416605 >>14416604 That is okay, but please have a nice and warm drink to warm up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:36:32 No.14416633 >>14416628 What kind of hot drink are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:36:43 No.14416634 >>14416628 Who are you and what have you done with my Eldritch-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:36:49 No.14416635 File: 34 KB, 387x288, 1431286348366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416628 No!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:38:07 No.14416641 File: 173 KB, 550x544, ivemadeahugemistake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416606 Too late.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:38:11 No.14416642 >>14416628 Well OK, that sounds nice. Thank you. If I start feeling tired, can I have a lap pillow?

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:41:42 No.14416649

>>14416622
I put Captain on the same level as LDR even though his shit is pretty cliché at times as are almost all stories.

My biggest problem with LDR is 99.99% of their stuff is femdom and goddamnit I don't want to spend money for a quick fap. If I wanted to do that I might as well just give Lantern all the money in the world.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:43:21 No.14416654
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>>14416633
A nice and hot cocoa, with a marshmellow.
Made with lot's of love.

>>14416634
Your abom- maid has called in sick for forev- this week. Why don't you have a seat and enjoy your nice drink?

>>14416642
Of course Master. Just close your eyes and relax.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:43:29 No.14416656 File: 107 KB, 700x479, 1447728457713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416634 Just take the drink, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:45:35 No.14416661 >>14416649 What about Harblador even though his stuff is more purple than prose, or QS? PRW? I'd consider those our better writefags, and it kinda feels like you're ignoring that fact for some inordinate obsession with LDR

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:45:52 No.14416662 >>14416656 >>14416635 Goddamit anon. your post appeared the second I wanted to post the same picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:47:02 No.14416664 File: 416 KB, 702x702, 1439762400000.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416656 >>14416654 >>14416641 >Trying to replace best maid with cyka cyka bylat Adidas tracksuit Slav shitter maid

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:47:04 No.14416665 >>14416654 >A nice and hot cocoa, with a marshmellow. >Made with lot's of love. You just spoke my language. Truley you are the best maid

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:47:30 No.14416667
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>>14415886
So we've got Amazonian Amazons, Amazonian Titanias, and Amazonian Horse Pussy.

Any other Amazonian monster girls we got lying around? Probably a Amazonian Catgirl somewhere already...

Also I'm sure there's an Amazonian Lilim in charge of all the Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:47:48 No.14416668 >>14416656 This is how kikis get replaced by shoggoths.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:47:57 No.14416670 File: 289 KB, 721x711, 1391735220245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stroke cat-girls, not egos.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:48:06 No.14416671 File: 43 KB, 478x480, 1432341588816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416656

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:50:00 No.14416676 File: 120 KB, 603x327, burn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416654 >Your abom- maid has called in sick for forev- this week. Why don't you have a seat and enjoy your nice drink?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:50:14 No.14416677 File: 104 KB, 766x1368, 6fb5a97575f32d5b8e3441a6b7940518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416670 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:51:19 No.14416681 >>14416667 >Amazonian Catgirl somewhere already... Werepanthers/cougars/jaguars.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:53:44 No.14416685 File: 87 KB, 500x500, 1412280692091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sheetNEET disguised as hell raven, two monster girls as one

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:54:36 No.14416690 >>14416677 Mike a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:56:01 No.14416694 File: 87 KB, 500x500, 1412280692091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sheepNEET disguised as hell raven, two monster girls in one

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:56:08 No.14416695 File: 102 KB, 700x1000, 1446516258365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416690

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:56:51 No.14416696 >>14416685 >>14416694 Isn't that a toucan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 18:58:36 No.14416701 File: 19 KB, 400x400, あげろというのであげてみる.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416696 hell raven!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:00:01 No.14416705 >>14416681 >Implying those exist are worth mentioning

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:00:20 No.14416707 File: 1.84 MB, 1280x853, 29.7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know if you guys know this But I really love this Dragon!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:01:29 No.14416711
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>>14416670
>Explore the jungle
>Discover native catgirl
>She's just lounging in a tree, watching
>No concept of nudity since she's alone
>Thick curves despite having to survive in the jungle
I'm either going native or going to try and 'civilize' her. Either way, there's going to be a lot of kittens wandering around

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:01:59 No.14416712 >>14416695 God dammit towels like that do things to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:02:20 No.14416714 File: 1010 KB, 840x1200, ennio_morricone's_masterpiece_plays_in_the_background.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416668 No, this is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:03:45 No.14416718 >>14416714 So basically Agent Smith.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:03:46 No.14416719 >>14416714 That's not Il Triello.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:05:22 No.14416724 >>14416714 >>14416718 >MASTER ANON We've been expecting you...Do you like what I've done with the place? >It ends tonight Shog >I Know it Does I've Seen it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:06:06 No.14416725 >>14416714 That last panel tickles my slut bone. The thought of two cosmic horrors getting ready to show me the twisted lewd and depraved truths of the universe and the all encompassing Outer Gods is a very stimulating one indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:06:53 No.14416727 >>14416719 Indeed it's not. Also, good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:07:26 No.14416728 File: 244 KB, 604x900, Very scary bird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416701 >>14416694 Get outta here!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:10:58 No.14416745

>>14416724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjFDLGhtGIk

>MISS MORA! We've been expecting you... Do you like what I've done with the place!?
>It ends tonight.
>I know it does! I've seen it! That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that -I'M- the one that beats you!

[DragonBall fight ensues into the abandoned building]

>Can you feel it, Miss Mora? Closing in all around you.
>Oh I can.
>I should thank you, for after all it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life.
>The purpose of life is to end.

[More Fightin' Games]

>THIS IS MY WORLD, MY WORLD!

[That slam into the crater]

>Wait... I've seen this! This is it! This is the End!
>You were laying right there, like that, and I... I... I stand here. And I'm supposed to say something.
>I say... 'Everything that has a beginning has an end, Kiki'.
>What? What did I just say? No. No No. This isn't right. That can't be right.

I fucking love that movie for as cheesy as it was

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:16:56 No.14416767 >>14415657 get a daughter, retard

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:18:53 No.14416774 File: 110 KB, 905x1280, Hellhound_29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl would be the best to have just enough drinks to get tipsy and have cuddle sex with? I'd say Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:23:52 No.14416788 >>14416725 I'm not sure your sanity is ready to be submerged into the churning primordial cauldron of double maid love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:26:35 No.14416799 >>14416788 That's okay. The stuffs are there, even if they do reduce it to a malleable soup. I trust them to fashion it into something that at least resembles goodness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:26:42 No.14416800 File: 1.93 MB, 1600x1131, 25.4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416774 A Jabberwock of course! Slow cuddlesex while she's slightly tipsy and mumbling nice compliments would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:27:47 No.14416804 File: 289 KB, 1024x768, 1447982464814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416774 A MILFicore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:27:49 No.14416805 >>14416774 Scylla. Giggly, hiccupy tentacle massages.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:30:17 No.14416813 >>14416804 Remove faggot cat. Nobody writes them well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:30:32 No.14416814 >>14416804 >MILF Cake or bust.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:30:48 No.14416818 >>14416774 >>14416800 >>14416804 >>14416805 These are all correct answers. But consider all of them at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:31:16 No.14416820 >>14416805 Also slow scyllass fondling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:32:50 No.14416824 >>14416814 A cake has no idea what she's doing first time. A Monster MILF is a cougar who preys on younger men, who knows what she's doing. MILF/Cougar Monster Girls sound more fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:34:32 No.14416830 >>14416814 >not liking MILF's >not getting on the good side of the MILF's somewhat bratty but nice daughter >not pounding the mom until the daughter hits puberty and becomes wife number two step your weak ass game up senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:34:32 No.14416831 >>14416824 >virginal monstergirls >inexperienced Monstergirls have knowledge of how to pleasure a man embedded into their genes dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:34:54 No.14416832 >>14416799 That's the best part, they can fashion their bodies into anything and like the good maids they are they probably know all about their master's preferences.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:35:14 No.14416835 >>14416824 >wanting used goods

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:35:20 No.14416836 >>14416820 You speak my language, brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:37:44 No.14416842 >>14416824 >wasting your time with whores Plebs, the lot of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:38:07 No.14416845 >>14416824 >>14416830 >>14416831 >>14416835 Cakes can be both virgins and used goods MILF implies NTR unless you use some bullshit like a widow Cake wins

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:41:10 No.14416858
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>>14416824
>Cougar Apophis
>Calls you her little 'golden boy'
>Pampers the fuck out of you
>Feeds you massive feasts and wine and such when you see her
>Then all she requires is a donation of snuggle sex
>All
>Night
>Long

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:41:15 No.14416859 >>14416845 Plus, cake can come in many different flavours. Black Forest, Fruit cake, Cheese cake, Christmas cake, Strawberry shortcake Wait, oh, you guys aren't talking about pastries

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:41:20 No.14416860 >>14416681 No I mean actual Amazonian MGs. Amazonian Werecats, Amazonian Unicorn(s), Amazonian Mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:48:27 No.14416879 >>14416858 Great. Get on it Bollocks.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:48:28 No.14416880
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>>14416818
But I don't want them all at once, I just want my waifu! I want to cuddle her and have fun drunk lewd times with her. I want to try out fun kinky things with her tentacles.

I can't do lewd tentacle things with a manticore, nor have an emotionally fulfilling experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 19:51:01 No.14416882 >>14416860 Shame we don't have those yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:03:14 No.14416923 >>14416880 >you will never oil up that belly

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:05:23 No.14416934 >>14416923 Why would you do that to a chubwock? she'll giggle and tell you it tickles

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:06:20 No.14416937
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>Yeti waifu who is absolutely obsessed with Christmas
>The very second the clock strikes midnight after Thanksgiving she's at work
>Tree's up
>Lights are strung
>Mistletoe in every doorframe (and above the bed)
>Cocoa's on
>Electric blankets are out
>It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, A Christmas Carol, and Miracle on 34th Street are ready for frequent marathons
>She's got multiple pairs of Christmas pajamas. You get to be Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman, she gets to be Mrs. Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:06:33 No.14416938 File: 237 KB, 1064x1083, 1444537638418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416882 One day we will have it anon. One day...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:07:35 No.14416940 >>14416937 That sounds great Except my Thanksgiving is a bit early for Christmas decorations

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:07:55 No.14416942 I want a pair of maids, a Kikimora and a Shoggoth who are fraternal twins born from an Echidna named Susan and S'zon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:11:27 No.14416950 >>14416937 >have lilum waifu obsessed with Christmas >well just mistletoe >it's practically everywhere in your house >and all of your belt buckles have been replaced with the stuff too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:11:48 No.14416953 >>14416937 Too bad I don't celebrate Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:12:37 No.14416955 >>14416937 >>It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, A Christmas Carol, and Miracle on 34th Street are ready for frequent marathons This is how you get a dead husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:14:03 No.14416957 >>14416953 How's the view of whoville?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:14:43 No.14416961 >>14416953 You're the kind of person who needs a Yeti

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:14:44 No.14416962 >>14416953 YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MISTER GRINCH

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:16:22 No.14416968 >>14416953 >>14416957 >>14416962 https://youtu.be/wXg1Cj-iBTY?t=6m42s

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:17:10 No.14416969 >>14416937 Sounds great, I fucking love Christmas. >tfw pissing off the edge emo teens when I was in high school by whistling Christmas carols before Halloween Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:19:08 No.14416971 >>14416953 Some of you guys are alright Don't go to Whoville tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:19:12 No.14416972 >>14416969 >whistling Christmas carols before Halloween You sound like that guy who thinks he's funny and cool by being ironic and contrarian.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:19:50 No.14416976 >>14416971 GRINCH UPRISING NOW

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:20:21 No.14416981 >>14416972 So all of 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:21:36 No.14416990 >>14416879 >Implying I write anymore >Implying I want to write anymore >Implying I don't want /mgt/ to tie me up and pour hot candle wax on me and abuse me like a two dollar whore

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:21:41 No.14416991 >>14416880 Chubwocks are SHIT! Come to think of it, all wocks are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:23:06 No.14417000 File: 111 KB, 648x1316, the krampus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416953 MERRY KRAMPUSNACHT, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:23:49 No.14417004 >>14416991 You're shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:24:25 No.14417009 File: 35 KB, 720x540, 1378948139803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416968 The way the edit just has him say his name in a millisecond. Sides are falling apart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:24:26 No.14417010 File: 574 KB, 750x1117, 1442852490329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do the knife ears think of christmas?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:24:34 No.14417011 >>14416972 Nah, I just really like Christmas. Like, a lot. Making those kids mad was never the goal, though it was funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:24:41 No.14417013 >>14416991 You're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:25:58 No.14417015 >>14417000 Thank goodness I've been a good boy, so no Krampus for me. And no other monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:26:24 No.14417017 >>14416991 Bad Opinion: The post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:26:33 No.14417020 >>14416991 This is correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:27:58 No.14417028 >>14417000 >>14417000 >Smokes >Uses a weebshit weapon instead of a switch of branches >Dresses like a whore Would not be tormented by/10

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:28:10 No.14417030 >>14416991 This is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:28:12 No.14417031 >>14416991 Everymeme girl needs her time in the sun, anon. Lie chechires and stinkypedes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:31:03 No.14417038 I want a fluffy wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:31:25 No.14417041 >>14416990 That last one is pretty obvious. The first two are just you being tsun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:31:40 No.14417042 >>14417031 >using meme to describe things you don't like Stinkypede a shit though. >>14417038 Nobody wants a fuzzy potato.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:32:21 No.14417048 >>14417042 >Nobody wants a fuzzy potato. So that's why your parents abandoned you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:32:41 No.14417049 >>14417031 >Chubwocks >Chesires >"meme girl" Really? Next you'll say Gazer NEETs are a meme girl.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:34:05 No.14417052

>>14417028
>weebshit weapon
Oi. It's a giant fuckin metal bat with studs on it. That is it cool AND practical.

>>14417049
Gettin' there. To me the gazer thing is justified though because of the influx of art and shit, Once that dries up, and they are still mentioned umpteen times in a thread, then yeah, that's meme status.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:34:41 No.14417055 >>14416990 So yes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:34:52 No.14417056 >>14417052 >Once that dries up, and they are still mentioned umpteen times in a thread, then yeah, that's meme status. General threads may not be for you if recurring topics are memes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:37:10 No.14417065 >>14417056 >General threads may not be for you if forced topics are memes Fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:40:16 No.14417079 File: 574 KB, 846x1130, Winter Wurm (EO).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417038 Would you accept a winter wurm instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:40:19 No.14417081 File: 194 KB, 611x765, 1453802144539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, brainstorming time. Let's think of a new topic that isn't a meme to talk about. Is bullying meidos a meme?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:43:31 No.14417093 >>14417041 >>14417055 I don't write anymore sod off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:44:09 No.14417094 >>14417081 Bullying is a meme

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:44:39 No.14417096 >>14417081 Anything becomes a meme once you bring it up enough for no reason. Lets just stick to fluid discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:46:36 No.14417099 >>14417096 If anything can be a meme, what happens if everything becomes a meme? What happens if you and I become memes? Will we be OK? We can get cured right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:47:32 No.14417103 >>14417093 Then canny not draw attention to yourself, ya crooked-toothed bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:48:11 No.14417107 >>14417099 Memes are relative, bruh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:51:28 No.14417115 I want to gag my Kobold daughteru with her own used panties and a scarf to teach her to stop barking at the mailman!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:52:00 No.14417118 >>14417079 I accept all wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:52:01 No.14417117 File: 63 KB, 625x296, 1448761921257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417103

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 20:52:54 No.14417120 >>14417099 Don't worry anon. When everyone's a meme, no one will be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:01:44 No.14417149 >>14417103 The fuck are you talking about you yellow bellied horn swoggler.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:02:35 No.14417154 >>14417115 I feel sorry for this man's daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:07:21 No.14417165 >>14417081 But how would you bully a shoggoth? Latex? Insist on putting plastic on all the furniature?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:09:59 No.14417176 >>14417115 Why are you rewarding your daughteru when she acts out?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:10:38 No.14417180 >>14417165 Carry around your own personal fork, spoon and knife in your shirt pocket, or pants pocket and insist on eating everything with just those, and wash them yourself. It'd be worth it to watch her bit her lip in frustration.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:13:49 No.14417189 >>14417176 Because pretty soon she's just going to give up with the barking all together and just come to me with her panties and scarf in her paws and her tail wagging the whole time.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:23:16 No.14417208

>you have a 10 year olddog you really love and care for. you'd do just about anything for her
>She's incredibly loyal and would do just about anything for you too
>One day you bring home a cute kobold girl
>She notices how well you treat your female dog as well as all the love and attention you give her
>Your dog gets jealous of the kobold

What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:23:31 No.14417210 >>14417189 Kobold daughters a lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:24:55 No.14417214 >>14417189 But until then she's going to bark more because she wants to provoke "punishment". Just get a spray bottle or some shit for the short term and develop the bondage separately. Once she's into it threaten to withhold it as punishment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:25:57 No.14417220 >>14417208 wake up to the kobold bare ass naked with a collar, wanning for attention

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:27:59 No.14417226 >>14417208 >She notices how well you treat your female dog as well as all the love and attention you give her So why would the dog be jealous?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:30:42 No.14417235 >>14417226 because you brought home another girl and one so conspicuously dog-like

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:30:45 No.14417236 >>14417214 Fine commander buzzkill, have it your way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:32:47 No.14417242 >>14417235 Did my dog want me to fuck her or something? If so I'm afraid she's going to have to go the way of Old Yeller.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:36:44 No.14417251 >>14417235 Will she Cu Sith to prove her love to me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:41:59 No.14417260 >>14417208 >you will never NTR your dog by fucking a kobold

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:44:27 No.14417267 Kobolds are dumb and belong in cages.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:45:43 No.14417273 File: 386 KB, 500x600, yeah well whatever faggot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417267 rude!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:48:40 No.14417275 File: 447 KB, 1050x1050, 1398994889122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416937 >cuddle up with a Yeti on a snowy Christmas Eve >watch Tokyo Godfathers and Die Hard together

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:49:10 No.14417279 >>14417267 You could probably call my daughteru's bed a cage, but it's hardly one. Sure it has bars and sits on the floor at the foot of mine and my waifu's bed, but it's full of fluffy blankets and pillows! It's pretty comfy for a cage.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:49:48 No.14417282 File: 21 KB, 293x331, 1427439261176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >~3.5 mantis stories in the entire Western fanbase >43 in the Japanese one

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 21:54:01 No.14417292 >>14417282 Japan loves them some emotionless robots, as Evangelion proved.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:00:47 No.14417311 Which MG would you want as your Mommy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:01:00 No.14417314 >>14417279 Can I crash in the cage with her? I need a place to stay for a bit, I won't cause any trouble. I'm ...good with dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:02:02 No.14417317 You know what we need? Krampus shorts

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:02:57 No.14417318 >>14417314 Absolutely not. Besides, it's far too small for two people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:04:48 No.14417326 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 1437411715779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417311

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:06:12 No.14417331 >>14417311 Any of them, really. >>14417326 But he has a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:08:19 No.14417342 getting rgasmic boner-burns with the help of a magma golem!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:11:10 No.14417354 >>14417292 You can eat shit, Mantis' are great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:12:30 No.14417359 File: 783 KB, 500x500, 1442039358650.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417311 Wight, Vampire, Apophis, Shirohebi, Arachne, and Golem. Provided they also have Holstaur-tier lactation abilities. >>14417326 You have the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:13:11 No.14417363 >>14417354 No, you eat shit. Eat it out, that is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:13:15 No.14417365 >>14417311 yeti mom, where you wouldn't be embarrassed to hug her unless you react to it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:13:51 No.14417368 >>14417311 a wolf mommy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:14:14 No.14417371 >>14417311 Kejourou or Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:14:45 No.14417372 >>14417311 Vampire, Arachne or Wight. Would also settle for a combination of the latter two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:16:13 No.14417379 >>14417363 Rude, You don't see me insulting the monster girls you like.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:16:56 No.14417380 >>14417326 >the cherries she's ready to bite into are larger than the one in the chalice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:17:22 No.14417382 >>14417311 De-mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:18:51 No.14417393 >>14417382 Now I'm kicking myself for not listing the Demon or Troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:20:03 No.14417400 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, Troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417311

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:20:46 No.14417404 >>14417311 None of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:20:57 No.14417405 >>14417311 An Ushi-Oni mom that drives a beetle.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:21:21 No.14417406 >>14417382 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:26:02 No.14417415 File: 129 KB, 600x369, 1440947613115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417379 You know what, you're right. I'm sorry for being such an ass, bud. I'm sure Mantises have their own little charms that I'm just not privy to.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:26:22 No.14417417 >>14417311 >>14417400 Troll Mom for Gnome Childhood Friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:28:09 No.14417424 File: 599 KB, 777x1100, 145654054455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417311 Strict Lich mom who trains me to become a necromancer like dad was.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:28:32 No.14417425 >>14417415 Well I'm glad we ended this peacefully.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:29:30 No.14417428 File: 512 KB, 768x700, Alma Elma Christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417311

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:30:02 No.14417430 >>14417424 And then your rebellious teenage years you decide to become a paladin?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:31:30 No.14417432 >>14417428 If Alma Elma were to come down my chimney on Christmas Eve, I would hide in my closet and cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:31:50 No.14417435 >>14417079 Where's the original?

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:32:32 No.14417437

>>14417382
I wonder what it would be like being raised by a Demon. Living in a nice place in the demon realm, going to a nice school, learning some baller-ass magic that comes naturally with being an incubus basically since the day you came here, absorbing all that atmospheric fuck juice, having to fend off demonic bitches so you're home early enough to try out that new recipe for when De-mum comes back from work.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:34:05 No.14417438 File: 280 KB, 1002x1416, 01346e4c1a48b121af655e62626ec431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417311 Paladin mom!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:34:46 No.14417440

>>14417437
>De-mom decides you need to get out and see the world
>Foreign exchange program time
>Get sent to Earth of all fucking places
>Expect the worst time ever
>Find out your incubus swag makes human women cum when you wink at them
>...This might be fun after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:35:55 No.14417445 >>14417430 "I don't want to date Stacy Mom! She's Undead! I'm one of the living! I want to date a living girl!" Kids these days,

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:38:41 No.14417450 >>14417445 >Mom hooking you up with another mom Not sure what to think about this, are they friends? Does she know her friend has the hots for her son and is trying to hook him up with her? This is kind of awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:39:23 No.14417452 >>14417445 "Why a living girl? If you want her warm we can always soak her for an hour or so before." The undead just don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:41:23 No.14417456 >>14417450 It doesn't have to be one of her friends, could just be a nice Undead Girl about your age that she knows. She might even summon a zombie girl with big breasts for you to have fun with if you start getting 'urges'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:43:22 No.14417463 >>14417438 Well...I suppose she is a Monster in spirit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:45:11 No.14417469 >>14417463 Monster on the inside, etc. etc. >>14417456 Seems like constructing you a waifu would be every mother's wet dream. If they could ever make living male children I see this as an idea lots of liches would toy with.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:46:03 No.14417475

>>14417440
>Come home with a fairly large harem of newly made Succubi
>Your Demon mother starts laughing, she knows you always had a thing for that Lilim you had in your class during all 4 years of high school and used to say that harems a shit
>"Hey look at it this way, she might be into you now that you can show her what a stud you are!"
>"You planned this, didn't you?"
>"Not saying I did, but I'm not saying I didn't either. Now when do I get my first grandchild?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:46:55 No.14417480 File: 446 KB, 1061x598, 1448740394048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I set up a new shrine so i could fit more stuff in it

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:47:30 No.14417483

>>14417438
Paladin mom would be strict as fuck.

Every morning, even on weekends, you are to get up at 5am for your morning prayer, 6am you practice your sword-fighting sparring with her. Then there's basic light magic to learn in addition to your regular studies.

And god help you if you ever bring a filthy, corrupted Monster Girl into her home.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:48:30 No.14417488 >>14417480 Can we see the mousepad uncovered?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:48:51 No.14417490 >>14417483 >And god help you if you ever bring a filthy, corrupted Monster Girl into her home. But she will be fine with my Valkyrie childhood friend, right?

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:49:37 No.14417491

>>14417456
Well it's not like I have a problem with dating Stacy's Mom, or that she's undead. Older Women are nice. I'm just not sure how I feel about my Mom being a wingwoman for her friends to hook up with me. These friends of hers aren't Undead she raised years ago are they?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:49:43 No.14417492 >>14417480 When will you offer the first sacrifice?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:49:57 No.14417496 >>14417475 >"Now when do I get my first grandchild?" >"About two weeks ago." >"You were only gone six months!" >"Yeah, well, I tried a march hare too." >"Always knew you had it in you, boy."

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:51:35 No.14417501

>>14417469
It could happen, they could have conceived you when your parents were both necromancers. Then your father was killed by Paladins, your mother then ascended to Lichdom to get revenge.

Now that you're all that she has left, she's determined to raise you as a powerful necromancer, and to keep you away from the living as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:52:45 No.14417508 >>14417480 That's nice man

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:53:55 No.14417516

>>14417491
Who else would she trust? You can't honestly believe she'd leave her sons in the hands of someone she doesn't have complete control over.

And the thought of you eloping with that Paladin's Daughter across the street she catches you talking to, absolutely unthinkable.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:54:08 No.14417517

>>14417501
>Two necromancers
>Meeting in a sociable manner
>Two necromancers
>Meeting and then deciding to have sex
>Female necromancers
I... I'm having trouble imagining it. I guess I'd just have to chock it up as an experiment gone horribly, horribly right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:54:13 No.14417518 >>14417480 What more until you begin the ritual to summon her and the other Monster Waifus into the world?

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:56:53 No.14417529 [SPOILER]

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>>14417488
>tfw resting my head on them

>>14417518
I need the blood of 4 other waifufags and for them to have their own collections of offerings.
I already have Jabber and Gazerfag.
I need two more to make anime real!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:58:22 No.14417534 >>14417517 Maybe they both got tired of settling for reanimated corpses.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:58:37 No.14417535 >>14417480 Hey, hey, Miiafag. Gonna get any of dis? >>14416368

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 22:59:39 No.14417539 >>14417535 Yea, i have an order for them on amiami waiting to clear

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:01:28 No.14417546 File: 35 KB, 665x510, 1448543424481-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey guys this weird bush showed up in my backyard a week ago what should I do about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:02:15 No.14417548 >>14417529 I believe in you Miiafag! Go make dreams come true! >I need two more to make anime real! True Blue Waifu fags are a rarity, we need more in here. >>14417546 Give it to Trump, he'll make it go back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:02:25 No.14417550 >>14417546 Burn it probably

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:03:00 No.14417553 >>14417546 Water it I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:04:18 No.14417558 >>14417546 Water it, I guess? Is that an animal or a plant?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:04:43 No.14417559 >>14417546 It's just a bush. It's all clear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73q4qDuYWM

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:06:47 No.14417566 >>14417534 That still only addresses one out of three points! That necrowomancer must be quite good if she can reanimate penises though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:07:25 No.14417573 >>14417529 I seem to recall someone who waifu'd the softeft ghost. Meer still a shit though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:08:18 No.14417577 >>14417559 >>14417558 >>14417553 okay guys I'm gonna water it and then give it to Donald Trump so that he can use it to make anime real

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:10:04 No.14417586 Druella is the Donald Trump of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:10:16 No.14417587 File: 190 KB, 1124x919, 1442887411233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417577 Good man While you're at it put this over the spot where you found it, to make sure it doesn't come back

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:11:58 No.14417597 >>14417566 Well there's no reason a woman couldn't be a necromancer if she was willing to invest the effort. I think that necromancers would get along pretty well, as they can't discs their hobby with many people.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:13:11 No.14417603

>>14417516
Well, I guess that's reasonable. Still a bit odd to to wed to my mother's friend/underling, but if she thinks it's for the best, then so be it.

I just hope this MILF undead doesn't report to my mom immediately after we do anything, that'd be embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:14:04 No.14417608 File: 176 KB, 611x721, 1448503272729-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417577 OH GOD HELP ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME DONALD TRUMP?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:14:45 No.14417614 >>14417546 >>14417577 >>14417587 Are the Wocks the natural predators of the Fluffcores? Is this why we have domesticated Wocks around? >>14417608 Oh, this is why.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:18:17 No.14417623 >>14417614 >Are the Wocks the natural predators of the Fluffcores? >Cats to hunt mice >Dragons to hunt cats What will hunt the dragons? What can hunt a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:20:32 No.14417631 File: 125 KB, 893x838, 1436801078346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417623 Snakes! Not even Dragons get get out of their hugs!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:21:08 No.14417634 File: 2.36 MB, 1357x2057, 1441311821162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417623 Wocks don't have any predators, they're at the top of the food chain, they just work. You should take one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:21:17 No.14417635 >>14417623 >Paladins >but that only makes more dragons

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:21:43 No.14417636 File: 48 KB, 596x605, 1443380563414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417608 These things get into everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:22:44 No.14417640 >>14417634 Is that Todd howard?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:22:59 No.14417643 >>14417635 Has there been a story where a knight in shining armor tries to save a dragon from the evil princess?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:23:32 No.14417647 >>14417636 If you scaled that mofucore up she could easily devour your head. Hot or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:23:46 No.14417649 >>14417631 Get dem Lams outta here!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:24:04 No.14417652 >>14417643 No, and it's a stupid idea you should feel like super bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:24:09 No.14417654 >>14417623 Oomukande or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:25:24 No.14417659 >>14417631 Oh no, were did these come from? Little Miias? If we get little Gazers it might be an epidemic. They'll get everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:25:38 No.14417661 I want to lay on a big, nice leather couch with my hellhound waifu, tipsy off red wine, and cuddling as we watch "Forensic Files" next to a roaring fire!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:25:53 No.14417662 What would hoodrat monstergirls sound like senpai?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:29:56 No.14417669 File: 169 KB, 746x1074, 1427098609066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:32:29 No.14417679 >>14417669 Sorry, only older sisters can bully me.

Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:48:26 No.14417726

>>14417438
>She heads off, on another job, leaving you alone
>You're used to it. Her squire used to come around to check on you, but you'd long since learned self sufficiency
>Gone for a unusually long time
>Ex-squire now knightess comes around for the first time in years, dropping by a bunch of food and cash, and shit, have a nice night chatting to her about your mother
>She leaves, and it's another few months before you hear anything, getting worried
>She comes home late one night, practically kicking the door in
>You stir at the noise, from where you were sitting, polishing one of her many swords
>In a fluid and practiced motion, you whirl around, sword at the ready, in a stance that can only come from years of training
>Seeing it makes her tense face fall into an easy smile
>As you recognize her, home at last, the hand holding the weapon loosens, the sword falling with a loud clatter, a sound that passes unheeded as you run to eachothers arms, the first thing you note as she buries her face into your shoulder, how cold she has become.
>Says they're after her, you have to leave, gather some necessities and head out
>Look behind her, and two shadows grace the doorsteop, one belonging to a tall haughty woman with eyes that glow like burning rubies, and a short, young looking girl who exudes age and power.

Ah, the wondrous events that come from having a paladin mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:49:53 No.14417730 GUYS, can a mimic be inside my Xbox? helping me git gud? I'm freaking out since I heard crying on the inside of my Xbone when I tried to play Halo 5

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:52:01 No.14417736 >>14417726 Paladin-mom into Undead Paladin-mom? Neato.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:54:57 No.14417747 >>14417736 Palawight-mum, trying desperately to find a new place in the world for her and her son to live freely, he, free of the specter of death, her free of her old comrades, now hunting her as a high priority target.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:57:14 No.14417754 Combine a Yeti and a Mimic and you've got a hugbox

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:57:33 No.14417755 >>14417730 I think your Xbone might be dying there, chief You have been taking care of it, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 28, 2015 23:59:34 No.14417760 >>14417754 Sounds good to me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:03:42 No.14417769 >>14417747 Radical

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:04:22 No.14417775 File: 146 KB, 453x558, 1441998592822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417679

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:11:10 No.14417793 >>14417755 it only cries when I try to play Halo 5, it just sobs and yells about how "everything is ruined now"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:12:11 No.14417796 >>14417775 I need an adult

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:14:01 No.14417802 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1446173288902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huntress Wendigos

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:14:29 No.14417803 >>14417796 Krampusnacht soon, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:15:29 No.14417808 >>14417802 Amazon Wnedigos

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:17:09 No.14417814 >>14417808 Don't Move!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:18:49 No.14417819 >>14417793 It's just a nerdy ghost who thinks everything has to be the same forever anon. Call an exorcist or dick her opinions away.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:19:00 No.14417820 >>14417803 >>14417775 >>14417796 >>14417679 >>14417669 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6cVyoMH4QE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:23:12 No.14417836 >>14417820 >is Krampus a girl in this movie? if not I'll just wait until it comes on Netflix

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:27:54 No.14417850 >>14417836 Oh look, it's Anon "I don't know how to greentext" Ymous.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:30:24 No.14417856 >>14417836 Why the fuck would Krampus be female when he's a Germanic goat God.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:33:20 No.14417861 >>14417856 So you could fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:35:09 No.14417864 >>14417856 Why else would anyone want the Krampus to be a cute girl? Also, I want to get snu-snu'd by the MGEs Ares-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:39:21 No.14417882 >>14417836 I'm going to guess that based on being 12-feet tall fuckhuge and in a movie where the point is to brutally slaughter a family of utter assholes, Krampus' gender is somewhat irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:40:51 No.14417887 >>14417882 >Implying gender is ever irrelevant Imagine if in that one halloween movie he crushed that dude's head, the thingy didn't do it with it's hands, but its breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:43:19 No.14417896 >>14417793 Well she's right

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:43:27 No.14417899 How do you cope with the lack of new KC MGs? How do you cope with the lack of new furry MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:45:36 No.14417902 >>14417899 Well to both. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:47:40 No.14417912 >>14417899 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:48:27 No.14417917 >>14417902 >>14417912 Why so angry? It was a simple question.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:48:43 No.14417919 >>14417820 Is this a comedy? Or horror?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:49:22 No.14417920 >>14417917 Fuck off, Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:49:32 No.14417921 >>14417917 And fuck off was a simple directive. Now follow it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:49:48 No.14417923 >>14417919 It's apparently advertised as both. Black Comedy Horror.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:50:20 No.14417924 >>14417920 I'm not Bob though?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:51:06 No.14417925

>>14417882
>Krampus' gender is somewhat irrelevant
To be honest, in horror movies, I'd much prefer a male murderer in these kinds of horror movies.
Because guys will just kill you.
Women in these horror films will drive you to insanity, then kill you, then take your soul.
Fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:52:19 No.14417929 >>14417925 >Women in these horror films will drive you to insanity, then kill you, then take your soul. And thus the fear boner was born, and lo, it was large.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:56:49 No.14417940 File: 630 KB, 810x1080, 94917c0603d08996dcdea22c51f73a56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about them Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:59:39 No.14417947 >>14417940 Is she getting a furry version?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 00:59:53 No.14417948 >>14417940 I want to shove beans up her urethra.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:00:26 No.14417949 My browser is stuck/won't close out and 4chanx uninstalled itself, I think I have a succuvirus.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:01:28 No.14417952 >>14417814 I'm gonna move and let me in her alternate dimension coat, she's just scared and nervous!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:02:03 No.14417956 >>14417949 Masturbate and draw her out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:04:28 No.14417962 File: 264 KB, 746x1072, 1448777068095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417919 ...You aren't being serious are you?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:09:11 No.14417975

>Monday, 16th, July

>It's cold, but the heat of the machines kept me going as I pumped them full of juice.
>To think this is why they let me have the job. Well, at least it's easy, the pay good.
>Had to beat that Raiju away again. I've taken to this broom I wrapped in rubber, completely non-conductive. when I tried to beat her off barehanded, the little wolf just kept cumming and clinging to me. Guards don't work either, single zap from her, and those men are jelly. Let her get past me only once. An entire block was out for an hour...
>I wonder what it's like to ahegao.

I'd read the diaries of a Thunderbird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:14:18 No.14417985 File: 88 KB, 620x400, andrew_wk-2014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which Monstergirl(s) do you think like to PARTY the most?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:21:15 No.14418006 >>14417985 Lilim Raijus Apsaras Some Wights and Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:22:45 No.14418010 >>14417311 Most of them

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:37:17 No.14418047 >>14417985 Red/Blue Onis

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:49:50 No.14418067 Anons, help! I think I have a healing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 01:51:18 No.14418071 >>14418067 Gross!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:01:23 No.14418094 >>14418067 That is absolutely disgusting Quarantine this deviant!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:09:36 No.14418113 >>14418067 Just imagine healing an alp and it'll be cured.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:10:32 No.14418114 >>14418113 But that's just making it worse. How do I make it stop?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:11:38 No.14418118 >>14418114 Imagine healing two alps?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:12:11 No.14418120 >>14418114 Imagine healing an incubus bro, scarred to the shit by a past abusive relationship, and introducing him to a nice girl who'll heal him, and giving him the life he never had.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:12:38 No.14418121 File: 2.33 MB, 592x496, 1423357867901.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417985 Elves just wanna to have fun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:13:09 No.14418124 >>14418118 >>14418120 It's not working. I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:13:51 No.14418128 >>14418121 Elves a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:13:54 No.14418129 >>14418124 Heal a matango and a roper!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:14:29 No.14418131 >>14418129 There we go. Matangos and ropers make everything better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:16:26 No.14418137 File: 38 KB, 880x1020, 123432678432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417775 I want to show Krampus the power of LOVE!~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:24:14 No.14418156 >>14418137 You're the hero we need. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:32:30 No.14418174
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I want a hellhound who treats me like a delicate, precious treasure that could disappear at any moment because she accidentally slashed my face during a heated argument and felt terrible about it forever afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:37:09 No.14418187 >>14418174 What if she just hurts you again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:38:08 No.14418188 >>14418174 What would you tell the pups when they ask where you got that cool scar? That you got it saving their mother from a pissed off dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:38:23 No.14418189 >>14418187 what if?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:39:32 No.14418196 >>14418189 I'm asking you that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:45:40 No.14418218 >>14418188 that's exactly what I was thinking. >>14418196 Some risks are worth taking for love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:49:28 No.14418236 >>14418218 But she might even hurt you even worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 02:51:46 No.14418241 >>14418236 then she'd act even more nice and feel even worse.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:02:39 No.14418279

>>14418174
All I can imagine is her face shifting from anger to absolute horror as she cradles you close and cries while apologizing for what she did.
And then after your face heals up she's suddenly a lot more affectionate and protective than she used to be. You wake up and there she is cuddling you. You get out of the shower, and there she is in a naked apron cooking bacon and eggs for you and her. She kisses you on the cheek before you go to work, she welcomes you home with a big bearhug and another kiss, and she even wakes you up the next morning with a blowjob.
All because she feels horrible about what she did, and is terrified that you'll leave her because of it.
She doesn't want you to leave her anon. She loves you so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:06:09 No.14418294 >>14418279 If she really loves me, she'll change her race and become a fluffy kobold

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:06:28 No.14418296 >>14418279 >Slap her >Call us even >She no longer tortures herself about what she did This is why I can appreciate the simplistic brutality of amazons and ogres.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:09:09 No.14418310

>>14418279
You know, this could be an okay depending on what kind of "accident" was involved. Was it "I never hit my men but this time I couldn't control myself" accidental or "gesticulating wildly and accidentally touched you" accidental. The former means I'm still noping the fuck out, especially when dealing with something as powerful as a hellhound, the latter is okay so long as we're both on guard thereafter.

>>14418296
>Slap her
>Now your hand and your face hurt
>She's even sorrier
>She acts like a kobold anyway
Victory?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:10:46 No.14418315 Wanna spank an Ogre. Gonna spank an Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:11:01 No.14418318 >>14418310 >>Now your hand and your face hurt But I'll never let her know that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:14:03 No.14418330 >>14418315 Better stick your dick in her to hold her still while you spank. It's necessary for stability. Wouldn't want her flailing around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:15:26 No.14418338 >>14418315 What if spanking an ogre sounded like bongos?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:16:04 No.14418342 >>14418330 This is a legit ancient Roman wrestling technique, they ca''ed it "the third hand" hold. Trust me on this, my dad works for ancient Rome. >>14418338 That's what spanking a tanuki sounds like though, that can't be right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:17:38 No.14418350 >>14418342 >That's what spanking a tanuki sounds like though, that can't be right. No, that sounds like pachinko machines

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:20:16 No.14418361 >>14418350 I now want to make sick BGM using only the sound of spanking various MG asses for instruments. I will become the bASSist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:27:03 No.14418392 >>14418361 What would feline fannies sound like? Anubis? Selkie?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:30:30 No.14418408 Good night Anons. Take care and something the something to prevent the incineration of the thread. So sleepy. Take me away weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:46:07 No.14418454 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PY4vd76DA I want to teach Monster Girls about the struggle for existence!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:49:03 No.14418465 >>14418392 >feline fannies We were talking about arses over here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:56:36 No.14418490 >>14418342 Are you sure it wasn't Greek?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 03:58:33 No.14418497

>>14418392
>What would feline fannies sound like?
They're tight and small, so high and kinda tinny, I guess. Jinko sound more similar to oni though.

>Anubis
Attempted once, ass slap could not be heard over the bitching of its owner. No one really knows.

>Selkie
Just use human women and tell people it was a selkie. It's pretty much the same thing anyway. Same with elves.

>>14418490
Greeks, Greekaboos, what's the difference?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:08:15 No.14418535
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Memeko
Species: Manticore

An extraspecies that is part Lion, part bat and part scorpion. Their main characteristics are their tendency towards violence and their incredible appetites. "A strong appetite is a sign of good health!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:11:38 No.14418546 >>14418497 The Greekaboos were a lot less gay than the actual Greeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:12:52 No.14418550 >>14418535 >Manticore >Memeko >Meme Hahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:14:15 No.14418552 >>14418535 >snout IT'S SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:15:41 No.14418556 >>14418552 I agree, but that's just a button nose. It's just the weird, wet, black nose. Gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:18:54 No.14418569 >>14418535 >>14418550 >Name is literally "meme, the girl" What a coincidence.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:19:40 No.14418574 >>14418535 cutest MGE yet. >>14418556 cats and dogs don't necessarily have wet noses either.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:19:52 No.14418575 >>14418550 I'm just happy her name isn't another stupid pun on her species.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:22:23 No.14418579 >>14418575 >Implying it isn't

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:42:41 No.14418640 File: 145 KB, 500x570, 4d26f2e26977a6b82c498e5729bbbc29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys! Fairies getting raped by insects! The insects don't even have to be giant to do it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:43:58 No.14418642 >>14418640 It's been done before. I even fapped to it before I really even understood what hentai was. Man, fapping backwards was some next level shit to me back then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:44:25 No.14418645 >>14418640 Yes, I'm sure most of us stumbled across Bondage Fairies at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:46:09 No.14418652 >>14418642 >fapping backwards What?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:47:30 No.14418657 >>14418652 Well, not in the true sense, but in the sense that I was still reading from left to right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:50:55 No.14418669 New MGE entry when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:51:10 No.14418671 >>14418642 >>14418645 Okay, fine. How about Paladins being defeated and egglaid by giant insects?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:52:45 No.14418674 >>14418671 I prefer proper bestiality over lower bestiality. Insects just do't do it when it comes to debasing haughty paladin girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:53:09 No.14418677 >>14418671 Not really monstergirl related

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:54:53 No.14418685 File: 347 KB, 1000x1000, 1439925159117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415937 It's not like he ever said he'd leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:54:54 No.14418686 >>14418677 someone post parasite wasp, i dont have it saved for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:58:01 No.14418696 >>14418674 That's funny, I love giant insects exactly because I find them more disgusting and insulting to get raped by. >>14418677 Beelzebubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 04:59:22 No.14418697 >>14418669 /mgt/ killed KC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:03:54 No.14418716 http://exhentai.org/g/523075/4ca63c9703/ I want this but with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:05:44 No.14418723 >>14418716 I want this with a Living Doll

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:06:03 No.14418726 >>14418716 I'd love to get kidnapped by a yan loligoth Living Doll, but not get my eye destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:07:18 No.14418729 File: 84 KB, 800x600, 1429490782350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wake up and see this, what do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:08:58 No.14418734 File: 2.48 MB, 1800x2250, qt doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418723 >>14418726 What was that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:10:35 No.14418739 >>14418734 That was the sound of my scary boner slipping into her barely-lubed anus onahole while I stare into the double horrorifices on her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:11:54 No.14418743 File: 6 KB, 259x194, 1448791914842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418729 Try my luck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:12:48 No.14418745 >>14418734 What a slut, showing off her shoulders and ankles like that! I bet she's been used already!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:13:22 No.14418748 >>14418745 Dammit man, she's trying to seduce you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:14:54 No.14418757 File: 78 KB, 850x680, 1429030101457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Genki Undead, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:14:56 No.14418758 >>14418745 I don't know about you, man, but I already blew my load twice to dose elbows

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:17:15 No.14418767 >>14418757 >"Dead? I've never been more alive!" Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:20:28 No.14418783 >>14418757 I want a genki bubbly nerd Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:21:04 No.14418787 >>14418757 PRETTY EYES POST MORE PRETTY EYES

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:21:52 No.14418795 >>14418787 Do you want her to keep around extra eyes so she can change them up every now and again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:24:00 No.14418804 >>14418729 Flirt

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:24:10 No.14418805 >>14418795 Only if they are pretty eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:34:07 No.14418843 >>14418729 Ask why she wears such skimpy armor knowing full well it's only good for rough roleplaying sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:38:44 No.14418855 >>14418843 How much money do armorers make from perverted Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:38:59 No.14418856 >>14418843 >bikini armor for roleplaying sex I'd rather just do office lady cosplay or something. Bikini armor doesn't really appeal to me and a real armor seems like it'd be way too stiff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:40:10 No.14418863 >>14418856 >Bikini armor doesn't really appeal to me When did the romance in your heart die?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:41:34 No.14418865 File: 1.87 MB, 1280x1224, 1431287781448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418535 that looks nothing like a manticore, where is it's fluff?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:41:45 No.14418866 I like undead girls and big booty liches

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:42:05 No.14418867 >>14418856 Well, that would cost less, but it wouldn't scratch the warrior instincts of certain girls quite as well. >>14418855 Millions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:43:41 No.14418871 >>14418865 Well you see anon, EMG and MGE are not the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:43:46 No.14418872 File: 201 KB, 1414x2000, 1412054897562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418863 Bikini a shit in general, one-pieces are way better. >>14418867 >warrior instincts Just cosplay a modern uniform then

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:44:43 No.14418876 >>14418872 >cosplay a modern unifrom But anon, soldiers aren't warriors.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:47:05 No.14418884 File: 129 KB, 680x946, xDQZIru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418876 I don't care, I just want some hot puffy cosplay action.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:54:53 No.14418896 I'm going to marry a plethora of loli monstergirls, then have a plethora of monstergirl children, then require that they all call me onii-chan, master, or mister. Surely there is nothing better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 05:58:24 No.14418902 >>14418896 I'm going to help a Lich create a hybrid between Spiders and Dragons and then I'll marry it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:00:33 No.14418910 >>14418896 Well, you could have that PLUS they're all covered in sticky honey and need you to clean it off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:00:38 No.14418911 >>14418757 I want the opposite. A lazy emotionless undead girl who's favorite saying is "We can sleep when we're dead."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:01:04 No.14418912 >>14418896 >marry a plethora >Surely there is nothing better. While you have good enough taste to realize that legal lolis are the best, you have not yet advanced to the level of true love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:01:32 No.14418913 >>14418911 >We can sleep when we're dead >not "Let me rest in peace"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:01:46 No.14418914 >>14418871 WELL IT'S STUPID AND I DON'T LIKE IT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:02:27 No.14418918 >>14418913 Too literal

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:02:50 No.14418920 >>14418911 I want a lazy undead girl but not emotionless. I'd prefer a sweet lazy girl who wants to use me as a daki and hot water bottle while she sleeps all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:06:19 No.14418927 >>14418920 What about one too lazy to outwardly show emotion?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:10:13 No.14418935 >>14418927 She can be deadpan if she wants, but she needs to be needy. >Anon! Come to bed! >It's too cold! I can't sleep! >And then when I indulge her she just wraps her arms and legs around me without a word and falls dead. That would be okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:11:50 No.14418940 File: 267 KB, 700x1274, 1408993722833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hark! Hark! Your lust for the Undead has left the Underworld empty and the ferrywoman out of a job! Charon has to work at some fat, faceless man's mansion now!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:13:51 No.14418946

>>14418935
What if she contrives ways to get you alays near her in the laziest manner possible?
>After fucking, get up to find yourself much heavier
>Look down
>Magic bindings cast over a year ago with a delayed timer to cost the least amount of magical effort now link you and her together, so she can be clingy without using her muscles

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:15:43 No.14418949 >>14418940 Dime hooker Charon-chan when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:17:27 No.14418953 >>14418946 But anon, that wouldn't transfer heat from me to her like actually cuddling me would, right? Anyway, that would be too much. That's just being chained to a corpse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:19:07 No.14418954 File: 246 KB, 700x1318, 53758639_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418940 Undeads in bunny suits are so good. >you'll never have a classy Wight dress up in one to seduce and fuck you senseless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:20:16 No.14418957 >>14418940 I want to be the faceless man that Charon works for. I promise I wouldn't molest her too much. Oh who am I kidding, that bunny outfit is too tempting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:22:47 No.14418961 File: 401 KB, 1194x824, 1390537933238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418957 How would you employ her? Maid? Chauffeur?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:25:20 No.14418966 File: 96 KB, 477x693, 691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418896 >Loli harem God-tier taste there, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:26:52 No.14418971 File: 47 KB, 802x730, Charon unemployed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14418949 Now. >>14418954 Bunny Wight sounds like fun.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:27:42 No.14418975
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>>14418961
As a maid. Duties include cooking, cleaning, taking deliveries from the postman when I'm not in and acting as a bed warmer before I sleep.

It's not my fault if she looks cute laying there in my bed and I accidentally grope her though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:28:13 No.14418977 >>14418971 Fuck you Alp Cube!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:28:50 No.14418978 >>14418954 Abigail and her fat thighs would be perfect in a bunny outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:29:29 No.14418980 >>14418977 >Cube What?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:33:44 No.14418990 >>14418975 I'd like to employ Charon-chan as an office lady. Maybe my secretary? I want some fully dressed handjobs from her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:34:44 No.14418993 >>14418980 It's the writefag you love to hate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:35:54 No.14418995 >>14418993 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:36:09 No.14418996 >>14418990 >Office handjobs This is reminding me an awful lot of JAV, Charon hasn't fallen low enough to do porn right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:36:58 No.14418999 >>14418993 But I like Alp's writing...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:37:40 No.14419001 >>14418999 Fuck off Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:38:26 No.14419002 >>14418996 She doesn't know it, but I have a camera set up in her office. I sell the videos of her giving me embarrassed, awkward handjobs on the internet for big bucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:39:36 No.14419004 >>14419001 But I'm not Alp, I'm too bald and bearded to be the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:46:21 No.14419020 File: 24 KB, 237x364, 1399318443611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419002 Poor Charon. Just how are you going to convince her to go further when the fans of the videos start wanting more hardcore scenes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:49:56 No.14419033 >>14419020 I'll reveal my stash of HJ videos and threaten to publish them if she doesn't go further. I'm very lucky that she's an extremely old lady and doesn't know her way around the internet!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 06:59:45 No.14419048 >>14419033 This is just like my blackmail doujins! Poor Charon's probably going to find herself in an open office shirt being pounded over one of the desks.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:10:40 No.14419064

>>14419048
Oh, no! I'm not going to penetrate her on camera. I'll make her open the button just below her bust and titfuck me until my cum stains her shirt above her nice, medium breasts. I'll rub my dick in between her stockings and miniskirt, and I'll even make her give me hairjobs with her braid! But the videos will never feature her getting undressed or having it put in.

Once it gets to that, I'll fire her as my secretary and hire her as my prostitute. Then instead of a steady wage, I'll pay her for each act separately. Of course I'll continue blackmailing her to keep her from leaving. If she wants to eat, she'll eventually have to start giving me some tastier sugar.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:12:34 No.14419071 File: 149 KB, 700x804, 1433988663201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419064 Villainy! You will be stopped by the Hyper Hugging Heroes!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:19:55 No.14419088 >>14419064 You fiend, I like the way you think. Just be careful not to knock her up if you don't want any mini pun masters running around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:22:24 No.14419097 >>14419088 >mini pun masters My god.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:22:47 No.14419100

>>14419088
Impregnation is at the top of my price list. If she lets me knock her up a few times she'll be set for life. If she's careful with her money, she could live a frugal life until my death and the end of my blackmail threat with just two children. Of course, if she wants to take holidays or go out sometime, well, she can always come back to work...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:26:47 No.14419108 >>14419097 Just imagine it, your daughteru finally utters her first words and it's a pun so bad that it could have came from her mother. I bet she'd be smug about it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:34:16 No.14419123 Consider the following: MacGyver Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:36:31 No.14419128 Gazer making me play Destiny literally all night long.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:37:07 No.14419130 >>14419128 Gazerfag please. You make yourself waste your life on literal shit, not some Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:40:15 No.14419134 >>14419130 she says "The endgame makes it worth it!" though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:41:08 No.14419136 >>14419134 Punch her in the fat belly and go play some CTR.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:41:14 No.14419137 >>14419128 >Destiny Sounds like that Gazer is in need of a rough corrective spanking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:42:55 No.14419140 >>14419123 Only if the mullet translates into a hime cut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:43:41 No.14419142 >>14419134 she would say that

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:43:46 No.14419144 >>14419140 If it pleases you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:44:37 No.14419148 >>14419128 >destiny Gazer can't have such shittaste I'm pretty sure it's shitcyclops in disguise

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:46:39 No.14419154 >>14419148 You shut your whore mouth, cyclopses are good girls and know better than to play Destiny.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 07:49:43 No.14419163

>>14419137
>Bending a Gazer over your knee
>Grabbing her tail and lifting it upwards so it doesn't soften the blows
>Spanking her pale white ass until the red hand prints show clearly
>All while she stutters and screams how sorry she is and admits she has shit taste
>Afterwards she gets a head pat for admitting her mistakes and gets treated to a co-op marathon of the Metal Slug series

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:00:38 No.14419190 >>14419163 >pale Gazer ass with red hand-prints all over it I want to apply some soothing lotion to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:01:18 No.14419191 >>14419148 >a monoeye dressed up as a gazer >the eye tentacles are cardboard >it's a desperate plan because no one likes vanilla one eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:01:31 No.14419192 >>14419190 What a nice guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:05:50 No.14419204 >>14419190 You mean cum,right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:10:10 No.14419221 >>14419192 Aftercare if very important so you can continue to enjoy a blemishless, pert Gazer butt, wheter it's groping, hotdoging or other activities concerning Gazer posteriors.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:12:38 No.14419225 >>14419221 Aftercare should always involve ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:13:31 No.14419227 >>14419204 Don't be silly, that goes inside the Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:14:28 No.14419231 >>14419225 >pouring cold ice cream onto a roughed-up butt >enjoying her yelps and gasps as it drains the excess heat from her flesh >enjoying the sweet and salty taste of ice cream mixed with monoeye sweat at you lick it up Pervert!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:15:13 No.14419233 >>14419231 No I mean cuddling under a blanket and eating ice cream together! I would never do these things you speak of! They're unthinkable!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:35:13 No.14419282 File: 269 KB, 500x666, 1446897312066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419191 Ded

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:36:17 No.14419285 >>14419282 Tell me her story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:36:17 No.14419286 >>14419282 Oops, didn't mean to reply

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:37:23 No.14419292 I want to be blackmailed into getting gang-cuddled by a bunch of faceless old angels

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:38:44 No.14419299 >>14419285 Well, she used to be an adventurer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:40:50 No.14419309 >>14419299 Ahhh. Run in with a slime. How tragic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:40:53 No.14419310 >>14419299 But she lost her jaw

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:43:23 No.14419321
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>>14419292
What are they going to do? Threaten to weigh all the sins you've committed in life and condemn you to hell on the spot? Actually that'd be pretty effective blackmail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:43:27 No.14419323 File: 742 KB, 1000x917, WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok, which one of you crazy bastards hired a Lich to make a fox-lamia?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:44:18 No.14419330 >>14419323 I did, and i dont regret it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:44:33 No.14419332 >>14419323 I have no idea but I sure as hell ain't paying for it with my tax shekels.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:48:19 No.14419342 >>14419321 I want a story where some prayers lure an innocent, virtuous Angel to a monastery where the lewd Dark Priests corrupt her and teach her the pleasures of a man's flesh!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:48:34 No.14419345 File: 2.87 MB, 2000x1760, BLueboard Christians.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419323 >Fox-Lamia What!? I specifically asked for a Fox-Slime! I want my money back!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:49:03 No.14419347 File: 282 KB, 1061x1500, Best of both worlds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419323 Probably the same person who invested in the Anubis-Lamia research.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:49:19 No.14419348

>>14419321
>Ahaha desu wa, do you want to go to hell?
>Do you really want to get rough footjobs from loli demons all day every day?
>Of course not! You only have to cuddle Aunty for a few hours every day and you'll get to go to heaven!
>Then, after you die, you can life forever with Aunty...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:49:30 No.14419349 >>14419345 I'm pretty sure regular slimes can be fox-slimes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:50:40 No.14419354 >>14419347 A Grapesnake with one of these would be unstoppable. Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:50:49 No.14419355 File: 442 KB, 504x800, slime fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419349

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:51:52 No.14419360 File: 1.02 MB, 1600x1200, ABOMINATION.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419347 Must've been the same guys behind Fox-Cyclopes! Those fiends!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:52:35 No.14419364

>>14419321
They're going to threaten to show my evil last-boss Demom my page in the book of judgement and reveal how disgustingly good and pure I am. Then they're going to make me engage in all kinds of chaste affectionate contact with all of them at once, and they'll take pictures and film it.

Then once I'm properly broken in they'll send to evidence to my Demom. The irony here is she already knew about my inner goodness, and loved me for it. So when she sees the videos and pictures she thinks 'hey, that looks pretty nice' and comes with me to the angels' cuddle-den. The angels are a little weirded out at first but eventually figure why not, and cuddle us both at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:53:10 No.14419366 >>14419349 Dats racist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:54:24 No.14419371 >>14419348 Her face when you tell her that cuddling with her makes you feel like you're already in heaven would be priceless. She'd probably try and keep up the haughty act but want to squeal with delight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 08:56:04 No.14419380 File: 363 KB, 768x1024, 388c8c74a0be911902cba203eb2554a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419371 But anon... I do want to get rough footjobs from a loli demon who likes me very much all day every day...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:00:52 No.14419392 File: 1.72 MB, 1488x2104, b18751a1591d90cbee9a531a85acbe06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419380 If the demon was Pram then I'd prefer that too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:02:45 No.14419397 File: 501 KB, 919x1200, succufox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419323 >>14419345 >>14419355 >>14419360 >Hey there boys, I hear you're into fox girls? I can be one too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:03:31 No.14419399 >>14419397 Ah, another girl built for face-sitting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:04:09 No.14419402 >>14419397 I'm listening...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:04:46 No.14419405 File: 389 KB, 797x1324, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419349 Slime cat girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:06:05 No.14419411 >>14419397 Those tails don't look very fluffy. I wouldn't mind being wrapped in them though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:12:57 No.14419427 >>14419397 Why is your skin blue? You look weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:15:50 No.14419437 >>14419427 Blueberry flavor. She wants your snozberry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:16:41 No.14419443 File: 386 KB, 863x1200, cb063a4a1620214a05e78d0b836f7110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419427 You can't just say things like that, it's racist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:17:07 No.14419445 >>14419360 Monoeyes aren't supposed to be so cute. How do I bully that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:18:38 No.14419451 >>14419445 Tell her the single hikimayu looks dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:19:07 No.14419452 >>14419443 SPADE TAILS. I WANT TO SUCK ON THE SPADE TAILS.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:20:07 No.14419457 File: 648 KB, 1412x2260, Alp in harem pants.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419443 Are these two siblings or mom and daughter? >>14419452 Got one for you right here, Daddy-O!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:22:53 No.14419466 >>14419457 >Are these two siblings or mom and daughter? They're not actually related but the fanbase sometimes pairs them up as mother and daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:24:05 No.14419474 >>14419466 Then I'm going to pretend this is the case as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:28:17 No.14419487 >>14419457 I want to cuddle a punk Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:31:39 No.14419495 >>14419457 Remember when .less was still doing his alphabet challenge? Me neither.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:34:36 No.14419503 >>14419457 I WANT TO PUT THE SPADE TAIL UP THE OWNER'S OWN BUTT.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:35:46 No.14419509 >>14419474 But which one is the mother? The one on the right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:35:50 No.14419510 >>14419503 Wouldn't that be mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:36:48 No.14419515 >>14419510 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:37:09 No.14419517 >>14419509 Hopefully. Otherwise the family dynamic would be a little weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:37:50 No.14419519 >>14419515 She's a big girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:37:52 No.14419520 >>14419515 For your boner?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:38:54 No.14419523 >>14419519 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:38:56 No.14419524 >>14419519 For >girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:39:51 No.14419529 >>14419509 Yeah Astaroth is the mother and Asmodeus is the daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:42:19 No.14419533 File: 152 KB, 800x800, 1423848532223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419443 I want to marry a nerdy blueberry that's always been bullied about what a loser prude she is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:42:23 No.14419535 >>14419529 I WANT TO PUT THE MOTHER'S SPADE TAIL IN THE DAUGHTER'S BUTT, AND THE DAUGHTER'S SPADE TAIL IN THE MOTHER'S BUTT. THEN LEAVE THEM TIED UP. REVENGE COMES LATER.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:43:03 No.14419537 Why hasn't monster girl fandom devolved into weird fetishes like the furries did? Yet to see a mg image with shit/piss/diapers/inflation or whatever gross shit furries like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:43:56 No.14419538 >>14419537 And we aim to keep it that way, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:44:13 No.14419539 >>14419533 >marrying a prude

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:44:45 No.14419543 >>14419537 We do have that one Jubjub diaper story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:45:29 No.14419548 >>14419539 >marrying a slut

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:48:39 No.14419558 >>14419548 >all girls who aren't prudes are sluts wew, enjoy your boring sexlife.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:50:00 No.14419561 >>14419537 Active, caustic pruning and self-censorship. Something starts to get off track, we shout it down. A lot of the authors here spend a great deal of effort to write specifically for the thread tastes.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:52:35 No.14419569
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>>14419535
Your bully-fu is weak.
>Bind them both to each other face to face with their breasts docking
>Attach mini vibrators to their spade tails and shove them in each other's vaginas
>Leave them like this for a couple of hours, mother and daughter forced to see each other's lewd faces and rub their nipples against each other as they squirm
>After coming back, push them down and fuck the daughter in the butt while she's still tied to her mother
>The mother is forced to listen to her daughter's moans and see her face as she orgasms from having her ass pounded
>After finishing with the daughter, do the same to the mother
And that's how you break in blueberry demons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:54:19 No.14419574 >>14419561 >A lot of the authors here spend a great deal of effort to write specifically for the thread tastes. Why do "we" slam them for pandering, then?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 09:59:01 No.14419584

>>14419561
>A lot of the authors here spend a great deal of effort to write specifically for the thread tastes.
This is true, a lot of our writefags have done stuff for other places or have personal tastes that would make a lot of people here mad.

Harblador and Quicksilver have fetishes they try to keep out of their monster girl stuff when possible, LDR has written questionable stuff for other places and I'm fairly sure a lot of others hold back too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:00:16 No.14419589 >>14419569 I'm not trying to bully them, I just want to put things in their butts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:01:40 No.14419592 >>14419569 Mmm, I have a picture of something like this saved somewhere. >>14419574 Because we're entitled bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:03:21 No.14419597 >>14419584 >Harblador and Quicksilver have fetishes they try to keep out of their monster girl stuff Lol nope

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:10:31 No.14419610

If I tell a monstergirl who isn't tall or strong that I lie awake at night picturing Yuugi snuggling me while she sleeps off an incident and having sex for hours the next morning, how long until she comes up with a cosplay? Hard mode: They can't get someone else to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:24:39 No.14419635 >>14419610 Mino-milk will help them get mad gains!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:25:41 No.14419638 [DELETED]

>>14419584
>Quicksilver
>fetishes they try to keep out of their monster girl stuff when possible
Everything that guy writes involves fucking a child between the ages of 5 and 10.
The dude is Dan Schneider and Jared Fogle's fucked up flipper baby love child.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:30:39 No.14419642 >>14419638 Speaking of, has Harblador had any weird stuff outside the loli oni? It's kinda alarming that his admitted waifu is a gurofiend loli who does CBT, but I can't think of any of those in other stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:35:05 No.14419652 Which MG would make for the best intrepid reporter, hunting down the truth no matter what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:39:19 No.14419659 >>14419638 Dan Schneider? You mean Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider? That Dan Schneider?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:41:37 No.14419664 >>14419638 Fuck off to /d/ Someone from /d/ick-shitting-nipples board doesn't really have the right to call others "fucked up"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:43:04 No.14419667 >>14419664 >using such low quality bait >in 2015 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:45:26 No.14419670 >>14419667 It's always the same anon who /d/ bitching about lolis He said himself he is from /d/ few threads ago For alternative board /d/ gets really triggered by lolis for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:46:34 No.14419672 File: 108 KB, 442x750, 1405621591769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419670 Flinging shit isn't going to do anything for the thread. Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:47:05 No.14419673 >>14419670 There's a difference between what's generally the thought that comes to mind when someone says loli and writing detailed descriptions of what it's like to have sex with a 5 year old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:52:01 No.14419676 File: 77 KB, 600x598, 1441599360141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14417864 >Wanting to fuck Ares-chan >Implying KC will EVER do Constellation based MGs like Algalon from Warcraft

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 10:56:00 No.14419685 >>14419676 >Implying KC will EVER do Constellation based MGs like Algalon from Warcraft He did Cancer

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:07:49 No.14419711 [DELETED]

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>>14419673
I don't really see the difference. You are just a fag

>>14419670
Pretty much
It proves that only disgusting futa/shit/diaper fags can hate delicious lolis
Posting lolis is the best way to keep /d/ shit away from here

God bless Quicksilver! The hero who saves us from /d/! Though I'm certainly not a fan of anal or gimp suits

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:13:30 No.14419724 File: 171 KB, 850x850, 1419082150864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Santa's little helpers are getting ready. Have you been naughty or nice?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:20:55 No.14419739 File: 209 KB, 750x733, 1434423769677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All is crystal clear now. Must spread the knowledge. Must spread the love. The love of TENTACLES!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:25:59 No.14419753 >>14419724 >Implying Santa Claus wouldn't wreck the Demon Lord

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:27:57 No.14419760 >>14419753 Santa doesn't wreck. Santa gives presents or withholds them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:31:12 No.14419771 >>14419638 This is some really bad bait friendo, you obviously haven't read all of Quicksilver's stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:31:34 No.14419772 >>14419753 Santa's too busy drowning in Yeti pussy to care.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:33:29 No.14419775 >>14419772 But if Santa is making little Yetis, who will deliver the presents? The Grim Reaper?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:33:34 No.14419776 >>14419711 >I don't really see the difference. You are just a fag And this is why I sent that tip to the FBI, Quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:34:35 No.14419780 >>14419775 Santa Charon when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:35:28 No.14419782 >>14419772 Enough lies. Santa is a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:35:53 No.14419784 >>14419780 >Let us go sleigh them! >... >That, dear Rudolf, was a pune, or a playe on wordse!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:36:52 No.14419787 >>14419776 But that means even more of our writefags are dead. Thanks asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:37:40 No.14419790 >>14419787 Not like we'd be grateful for them even if they were here.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:37:56 No.14419791

>>14419775
See, this is why people say Santa isn't real. He's real as can be but he hasn't got time to deliver presents.

Over the years people have started to think of him as a tale and left gifts for their children so they won't be disappointed when they find out the "truth" but little do they know that he exists, he just can't leave his home due to the eternal cuddle rape he endures.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:38:33 No.14419794 >>14419790 Speak for yourself mister spoilsport.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:38:51 No.14419795 >>14419791 Then who does NORAD track? Hrghrgh?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:40:10 No.14419805 >>14419787 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:42:51 No.14419812 >>14419776 The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:43:04 No.14419815 >>14419787 Less writefags are a bad thing, but the amount of anons acting like he's one of the best writefags prove just how desperate for content this place is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:45:09 No.14419820 >>14419815 I definitely don't think he's the best, but he's not awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:46:15 No.14419827 >>14419780 >She leaves notes with puns on them with each gift I want Santa Charon to visit me! She better wear a cute Santa outfit with a short skirt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:48:28 No.14419834 >>14419820 I didn't say he's awful, but I've seen anons claiming he's in the top tier. Even with the smaller number of writefags we have right now that is untrue.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:50:20 No.14419840 >>14419834 How many do we even have?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:51:23 No.14419845 >>14419776 Fuck off to /d/ futafag

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:51:28 No.14419846 >>14419834 I guess it's all subjective, but yeah I see people here trying to suck him off a little too much.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:55:40 No.14419856

>>14419840
Not many, but its too depressing to think we've reverted to saying walls of greentext are the best we can produce.
We used to have people who could produce prose that actually told a story, even if it wasn't exactly prize winning material.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:56:32 No.14419864 >>14419856 And we don't now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:57:17 No.14419867 >>14419856 >We used to have people who could produce prose that actually told a story, even if it wasn't exactly prize winning material. We still do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 11:57:25 No.14419868 >>14419846 This. Either people are really desperate for content or quicksilver is doing a writefag-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:00:36 No.14419878 >>14419868 Or maybe people like quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:01:03 No.14419880 File: 404 KB, 800x800, 1437904606306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419856 Thank God this spook never tried to tell a legitimate story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:02:10 No.14419889 >>14419845 This is how I know I have the right person. Not wanting to put your dick in a 7 year old means you belong on /d/. That's some gymnastics.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:02:42 No.14419890 >>14419878 >people love mediocre greentexts It is a possibility I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:05:06 No.14419896 File: 474 KB, 1200x1200, 27.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your favorite Monster Girl like when she's angry? Is she pouty? Is she scary?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:05:10 No.14419897 >>14419890 Passive aggressive bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:05:34 No.14419899 >>14419890 I want to poop on quicksilver's chest because quicksilver has a STUPID name

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:05:36 No.14419900 File: 751 KB, 950x700, 1390891044247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who cares about writefags? There's nothing they could tell us about our waifus our hearts don't already know! Eat, drink and be merry!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:06:25 No.14419904 >>14419890 Maybe the ones who are sucking him off only read his stories once they're done. It would explain things a little better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:06:44 No.14419906 >>14419896 She's calm, collected, and absolutely horrifying as she slobbers acid on people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:07:00 No.14419907 I feel like all this shitting on writefags and saying this place is dead is other sites trying to start shit here so we all leave to their sites. Last sunday was the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:07:05 No.14419908 >>14419896 She goes "uuuuuu!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:07:36 No.14419910 >>14419904 That or like a lot of idiots in the threads they suck him off because he's one of the few consistent OC creators left and people don't care so long as they get their fix of paedophilia.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:07:40 No.14419911 >>14419899 Thats gross anon please no.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:08:22 No.14419913
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>>14419896
>Werewolves
Fear-boner inducing. But that's all monstergirls really.
Funny thing is angry people terrify me in real life, but an angry monstergirl can only result in violent sex so its aaaaaaaallllll riiiiiiiight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:09:06 No.14419917 >>14419907 MGR are too friendly to start shit and /r/monstergirl is irrelevant. Doubt it's the work of any site but if it was, it's probably a MGU move. Remember how pissy they get when people don't like their original setting?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:09:14 No.14419918 >>14419889 It's not like you even deny that you are from /d/ All loli haters come from /d/ for some reason. Lack of dicks on lolis, probably?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:09:36 No.14419920 >>14419897 You aren't even trying anymore, quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:11:20 No.14419926 >>14419896 >Angry Hellhound The fire coming from her eyes probably gets more intense and she probably starts growling in a menacing way. That is if she's seriously angry, if she's angry about stupid shit she probably just pouts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:11:21 No.14419927 >>14419890 >>people love mediocre greentexts People liked mine for a bit and the thread had a laugh at them so it's more than a possibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:11:23 No.14419928 >>14419920 >namecalling Keep being a fag, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:12:28 No.14419934 >>14419907 I remember the posts talking about /d/, /monster/ and /u/.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:12:51 No.14419935 File: 26 KB, 600x337, CLxAOrzWgAQBnG0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419928 >>namecalling >Keep being a fag, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:13:21 No.14419938 >>14419910 I'm not exactly a quicksilver fan but only a few of his things involve lolis. If you hate on him for anything it should be for overly long greentexts, shit fetishes and the few anons who act like he's the best writefag (not his fault)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:14:08 No.14419942 File: 144 KB, 703x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419918 Loli a shit. Grown women a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:14:37 No.14419943 >>14419776 Might as well send tips on anyone who cracks a joke at Dan Schneider's name then

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:14:41 No.14419944 >>14419935 Get out, niggerlover.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:14:41 No.14419945 >>14419928 >calling me a faggot for calling you out It wasn't hard to work out, sherlock.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:15:09 No.14419947 >>14419918 Why lower myself?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:15:55 No.14419950 File: 499 KB, 1849x1733, 33.3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419906 >>14419908 >>14419913 >>14419926 Alright, now let's ask the inverse! What is she like when she's incredibly happy, filled with love and joy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:16:22 No.14419955 File: 176 KB, 900x800, 1444693861194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we maybe please stop arguing? They're watching us you know. Seeing if we're good or bad. Always watching.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:17:11 No.14419957 >>14419944 No can do, fαm.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:17:42 No.14419958 >>14419950 Snuggly and needy and she likes to give Eskimo kisses.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:17:52 No.14419959 File: 431 KB, 648x1000, 18ba9382de3089bfb2409f7940170ddf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419950 She's awesome all the same. Only this time I'm checking the drinks cabinet because I'm sure most of the rum is going to be missing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:18:30 No.14419960 >>14419950 She still goes "uuuuuu!" because she can't speak English

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:19:27 No.14419962 File: 214 KB, 700x694, 1440818262735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419950 Tail wagging, heavy breathing and possibly overheating. Hell she might even tackle-hug and start cheek rubbing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:21:19 No.14419963 File: 468 KB, 689x1000, 1428499867734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419950 She smiles. According to her, anyway. Personally I don't see any difference between her angry face and her happy face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:21:32 No.14419964 >>14419955 I accomplished my objective, so sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:21:33 No.14419965 mods=gods

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:22:52 No.14419971 my waifu is a hellhound who thinks she's some sort of cat girl, but for some reason can't tell the difference

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:23:02 No.14419972 >>14419950 I can't imagine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:23:04 No.14419973 >>14419965 Damn that's a lot of deleted posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:24:04 No.14419974 >>14419963 Rude! Liches have a wide range of clearly visible emotions. Like the happy deadpan expression or the angry deadpan expression and of course the lovey-dovey deadpan expression with a light blush and heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:25:17 No.14419978 >>14419965 All those deleted posts, someone order our mod a Succubus stripper.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:26:21 No.14419981 >>14419974 True. Last night I could tell she was deeply aroused because she looked at me with a deadpan expression once I told her that I'd finished writing up the latest experiment for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:26:25 No.14419983 >>14419978 >Execute Order 66 Mod: It will be done m'lord

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:28:50 No.14419990 File: 665 KB, 600x1081, 87e327a993b652baaba26ecb42b1aee0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419959 Drunk werewolves are such sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:28:51 No.14419989 >>14419974 Deadpan Lich with heart pupils when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:30:34 No.14419996 >>14419981 >finish lewd experiment with Lich >compile all the documentation >she looks through it and gets aroused by your display of professionalism and punctuality >time for another lewd experiment

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:30:53 No.14419997 >>14419990 Werewolves are not sluts. You're thinking of werecats.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:31:30 No.14419999 >>14419997 This. Werewolves are loyal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:33:07 No.14420006 >>14419999 LOYAL to LUST nice quads btw, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:33:14 No.14420007 >>14419997 Or Kobolds. I want to make my Kobold wear a bone-shaped bit gag and walk around on all fours.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:33:14 No.14420008 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x1504, c9e7c5bafc79a9d019fa5b514161a71a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419997 >proud werewolf has a few too many drinks >"hey... uh... wanna stay over tonight? You know.. for protection and stuff?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:33:23 No.14420009 File: 202 KB, 768x768, gazer cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419950 She's the cutest

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:34:34 No.14420011 >>14419950 That a Christmaswock?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:35:01 No.14420013 >>14419999 Quads confirm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:35:29 No.14420014 File: 740 KB, 1912x1080, laWQ08V.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419996 I just want a Lich who isn't obsessed with experiments. Is that too much to ask? I want her to have a normal job and get lewd with me because she wants to.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:36:21 No.14420018 >>14420007 >make my Kobold wear a bone-shaped bit gag and walk around on all fours Exquisite taste, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:36:50 No.14420019 >>14420014 >wanting a Lich who doesn't do SCIENCE Why can't you love her for who she is?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:36:52 No.14420020 >>14419997 Why would werecats be sluts? There's no reason for them to sleep around when they can't even get off from smooth human dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:38:04 No.14420025 File: 183 KB, 800x719, 1448391749020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419983

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:38:19 No.14420026 >>14420019 Not all liches are scientists, anon. My waifu is a lich idol, for an example. She recently released a new album: Big Booty Liches. Would recommend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:38:20 No.14420027 >>14420014 >I just want a Lich who isn't obsessed with experiments. How the fuck you think they became a lich?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:38:40 No.14420030 >>14420020 Human dick might be smooth, but it's proportionally bigger than what the pussy's pussy is built for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:38:51 No.14420031 >>14420007 >I want to make my Kobold wear a bone-shaped bit gag and walk around on all fours Bad anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:39:26 No.14420033 >>14420008 Something tells me it's not safe to be alone with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:39:30 No.14420034 >>14420025 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:39:41 No.14420037 >>14420031 No, good anon. There's nothing wrong with a little fooling around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:39:57 No.14420038 >>14420026 >Her voice is monotone through the whole song >It's like she's just reading the lyrics like an essay >There isn't even any music either, just her talking at you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:40:08 No.14420041 File: 1.06 MB, 929x1300, 1a21f93ba5aabb4127ee6e59ea053371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419997 >heh... you... uh... wanna see my cat impresshon? Uh... MEOW...heh. Man, werecats suck, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:40:13 No.14420042 >>14420027 Their mother was one?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:40:41 No.14420043 >>14420019 I want a Lich who's into weaponry and all that. Less science, more machines.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:41:00 No.14420044 >>14420031 >not liking petplay The only bad anon here is you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:41:20 No.14420045 >>14420025 UNLIMITED POWAH

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:41:43 No.14420046 >>14420038 I want this so badly, you don't even know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:41:47 No.14420047 File: 793 KB, 1680x1442, 22976124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420033 >why you gotta be all negative and stuff? Just... just lay down here with me.Everything's gonna be ok, promise...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:42:03 No.14420048 >>14420031 Nothing wrong with making your Kobold happy with some pet play.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:42:37 No.14420049 >>14420038 >>Her voice is monotone through the whole song It's like Ruri from durarara, sounds like a good lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:42:46 No.14420050 >>14420047 Those thighs HNNNGGGG

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:43:32 No.14420054 >>14420033 Nothing to worry about, she's clearly smalltime. Any Werewolf worth their salt would have gotten down to the vigorous Werepup making rape by now.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:44:07 No.14420056

>>14418310
It was the second one. She was angry and gesticulating a lot and her claws popped out and she turned while swinging her arm. By the time she noticed what she'd done you cried out she'd already noticed, rushed over to you, and held you close while sobbing about how sorry she was.

Wow I'm late to this one. But hey, you gotta sleep, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:45:56 No.14420062 >>14420047 Not with a pillow that's going to be sticky with shitty beer. I'd be totally down if you clean that up for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:47:40 No.14420067 File: 712 KB, 800x1200, 50eab546840009dd2bb3c521673f580a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420050 >surely you aren't interested in an old dog like me, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:48:27 No.14420069 >>14420067 She doesn't look that old to me at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:48:29 No.14420070 >>14420047 >>14420054 Ok ok, but I'm sleeping on the sofa, before we both do something she might regret tomorrow..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:48:46 No.14420072 >>14420067 Time for a custom-made collar that fits only around her neck to be applied.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:49:03 No.14420075 >>14420067 You're right, I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:49:59 No.14420078 >>14420067 >It's time to teach this old dog some new tricks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:50:54 No.14420081 >>14420078 I'd take the anal virginity of a doggy MILF.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:51:03 No.14420082 >>14420067 >>14420047 Where is this girl from?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:52:27 No.14420085
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>>14419896
She stays silent and calm, but ready to explode. Very scary. Of course she's never angry with me, but with someone else.

>>14419950
Smiles more and she's in the mood for some blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:53:27 No.14420090 File: 481 KB, 1239x1497, 5f7f843d49d237becb99edf7e29fab03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420070 >sofa >But you'll be cold anon, I'll be a bad host if I let you go cold for the night.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:53:49 No.14420096 >>14419896 Probably just gets grumpy, or caws and flaps her wings.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:54:18 No.14420095

>You'll never befriend a Kumiho when you're young
>You'll never be her only friend because everyone else is afraid of the reputation her kind carries
>The two of you will never fall in love and eventually marry
>The two of you will never scare trick or treaters on Halloween by using fake blood and makeup to make it look like your abdomen is torn open while you lay motionless in the yard as she munches on a store bought piece of raw liver right next to you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:54:39 No.14420097 >>14420090 Nigga, this is MY house.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:56:20 No.14420107
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>>14420082
She's some pixiv guy's OC. She seems to be some pixiv fantasia character who lives in some snowy region with her sisters.
She's also pretty popular. My folder for her has just under 100 images. Totally mai wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:57:28 No.14420111 >>14420090 Alright I guess you win, but don't try anything weird. >>14420097 It's actually MY house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 12:59:13 No.14420117 >>14420095 >reputation I'm pretty sure that's more 'lynch mobs' and less 'discrimination', mind. Of course, 10/10 fantasy would dream of.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:00:57 No.14420119 >>14420107 Fun fact: All of those girls are betas.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:00:57 No.14420120 File: 188 KB, 1000x1000, 1422139039085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14419999 All monstergirls are loyal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:02:07 No.14420125 >>14420097 >>14420111 You guys are drunk? It's her house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:02:13 No.14420126 >>14420120 One of these girls grew up to be an astronaut and engineer. The other a homeless bum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:03:04 No.14420128 >>14420126 Me on the left

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:03:50 No.14420132 File: 1.72 MB, 1800x900, 21472782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420119 The sisters, maybe. Nanashi seems pretty hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:04:23 No.14420136 >>14420125 It would be fun to live with an assertive wolfu and her shy alp roommate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:04:48 No.14420137 >>14420126 Well, you know how those coloreds are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:04:55 No.14420139 >>14420126 Truly, life is hard for Anubi on the streets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:05:43 No.14420146 >>14420136 >assertive wolfu and her shy alp roommate Would pet both.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:06:09 No.14420148
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>>14420081
>Doggy MILF decides to let you be the dominant one during sex, even going so far as to put a collar on
>You're buried face deep in her haunches while she's on her hands and knees, slathering love nectar everywhere, listening to the thrashing of her tail as you suckle her clit
>The female smell is overpowering as you pull back, she's already drenched and whimpering for you to fuck her full of puppies
>She's practically backing herself into you, slathering your cock in her juices, her eyes widening to rapt attention when you grin and press it above
>"Anon, no. Don't."
>Give her ass a slap, enjoying the jiggle. She clenches up and gives a soft moan. This is your night, you won't have your bitch saying no.
>Press into the rosebud of her anus, taking it slowly to accommodate her. She's letting out a deep guttural moan as you hilt yourself inside her.
>Her muscles are flexing and holding you in a vise grip, and each time you pull out it feels as if she's reluctant to let you go
>Up the ante and go full ham, smacking your hips into hers
>She's moaning and grunting, saliva drooling out of the corner of her fanged mouth
>Her body stiffens up when you cum inside of her, ejaculate from her folds spraying onto the sheets
>Pull out, watching the man-grit dripping out of her pucker
>She's panting and wheezing
>"Listen here, you cheeky little bastard..."
>"The next time you plan on doing something like that..."
>"At least let me know first."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:06:10 No.14420149 >>14420120 >You'll never have a monstergirl childhood friend you've known since you were both babies. It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:07:03 No.14420150 >>14420136 >>14420146 This is just intolerable. The Alp would be driven mad by the smell of the wolf's dirty laundry and all the sex you two would have.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:08:45 No.14420153

>>14420149
If I could be reincarnated into another world of my choosing, this is what I'd go for.
>Grow up with tomboy monstergirl friend/neighbour
>end up being best bros with her
>get jumped by her one full moon when she just can't take it anymore
>still be bros, only now you fuck like rabbits every night too.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:13:49 No.14420172

>>14420148
This reminds me of the greentext where the anon takes his shy/tsun wolf partner from behind while she's making dinner in the kitchen, and brings her to the living room, where they continue their butt stuff. The one with the couch and the coffee table.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:19:52 No.14420186 >>14420153 Would there be cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:20:39 No.14420190 >>14420186 No, fuck off beta-fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:20:50 No.14420191 >>14420150 I'd force the Alp to wear my semen stained boxers until she finally gives into her desires and engages in a sloppy, Demon Realm creating threesome

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:23:19 No.14420195 >>14420186 Naturally >>14420190 How about you fuck off, salt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:25:27 No.14420201 >>14420190 >Wanting physical intimacy and to feel the warmth of another makes me a beta Oh you're a real funny guy anon.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:26:04 No.14420206
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Do we have any stories about true heroics at their very core? Just a man and his weapon of choice in an exotic environment, rising up against insurmountable odds to get some booty at the end, maybe grabbing bling as he does so?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:27:15 No.14420210 >>14420206 Don Bluth pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:28:36 No.14420214 >>14420210 O-okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:28:58 No.14420216 >>14420206 You have good ideas, anon. You should stay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:29:33 No.14420217 >>14420206 Chuunis pls stay gone, or read some of the shonenshit writefags we used to have.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:30:24 No.14420221 >>14420217 >Chuunis >shonenshit I think you completely missed the point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:31:05 No.14420224 >>14420206 $550,000 FOR A PITCH.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:31:31 No.14420226 >>14420120 >>14420126 Space Brothers (Sisters) with an anubis and a jinko when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:32:10 No.14420229 >>14420226 >WE SAW A UFO! >GOTTA GET TO SPACE! I'm down with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:32:41 No.14420232 >>14420217 Yes, because everything should be a "lulz yu gots raped" story. Thank god you're here Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:34:44 No.14420236 >>14420232 Don't overplay your hand now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:34:56 No.14420240 File: 565 KB, 1600x1200, 1336519203555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420232 All I want is a story where Mater Terra rapes a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:36:14 No.14420243 >>14420149 >you will never have a childhood Yuki-onna friend >she will never protect you from all those WHORES who even so much as smile at you >she will never freeze them at first, then start freezing you and your house to keep you "safe"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:39:00 No.14420252 >>14420236 Sure, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:42:38 No.14420266 File: 688 KB, 1052x831, 1447218055403-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420226 >>14420229 >>14420126

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:42:59 No.14420268 >>14420240 >Birth without the pleasure of being cummed inside It always seems to make things bitter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:43:17 No.14420270 >>14420252 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:46:39 No.14420279 File: 311 KB, 1469x1455, 1442197796038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420268 So does being an idiot cow.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:46:39 No.14420280

>>14420221
No, chuunis and shonenshit generally go hand in hand. Its all powerlevels and ridiculously named special attacks that wipe out the current big bad after tons of training but do fuck all to the next guy, then a bigger attack is learned that will kill him but do nothing the the even bigger guy who shows up later.
Unless you're Moose, who has his characters at max level straight away but it makes for a complete lack of suspense when they wipe out armies without trying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:47:45 No.14420284 >>14420280 But what does any of that have to do with what I said? That's what I don't get.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:48:38 No.14420288 >>14420279 >Fucking other men out of misunderstood jealousy Seems about right

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:51:20 No.14420296

>>14420284
I guess I went on a tangent there, sorry. I just really hate the shounen genre, it feels lazy and is overdone to the point where original idea for it that don't suck ass are rarer than tits on a potato.
In truth I don't think we have many hero stories out there. Maybe a writefag could write one soon, or at least point me out to one that actually exists and I overlooked?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:52:08 No.14420299 >>14420296 >shounen genre >genre Opinion discarded, please stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:54:10 No.14420301 >>14420296 I always wanted to read cowboy bebop with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:54:10 No.14420302 >>14420299 Always funny to see someone think that Naruto and Nisekoi are in the same "genre."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:55:08 No.14420306 >>14420296 Because that completely discredits my criticisms of the whole thing? Or do i need an overplayed training arc before I reply again to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:56:51 No.14420309 >>14420302 Not sure a lot of "thinking" actually took place to arrive at that conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:57:53 No.14420311 >>14420299 >>14420302 They're all garbage anyway. >>14420306 I don't even know how to reply to this. It sounds like you're agreeing with me but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:58:04 No.14420312 File: 162 KB, 850x1200, 1411870548747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw my throwaway comment got all y'all this riled up

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:58:53 No.14420314 >>14420312 You all

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:59:20 No.14420317 >>14420312 Tanuki boss pls step on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:59:36 No.14420319 >>14420312 What are you babbling about, you smug raccoon?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 13:59:43 No.14420320

>>14420311
>all garbage anyway
Yes, thank you for that input. Now why did you feel the need to go on this tirade here? Nothing I said in my original post had anything to do with any of this, your rant came completely out of the left field and doesn't belong to this thread or even this board.
Go to /a/ if you want to bitch about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:00:37 No.14420324 >>14420301 You know, I would read that too good sir, but what kind of monstergirl would each of the characters be?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:01:46 No.14420330 File: 546 KB, 946x1258, 1429162768773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420317 No. Now get under the table and lick me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:01:57 No.14420331 >>14420312 It was the Tanukis all along!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:03:02 No.14420332 >>14420330 Sorry, i don't mingle with trash pandas.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:03:23 No.14420333 >>14420330 Y-Yes ma'am...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:03:23 No.14420334 >>14420312 >Jewnuki riling up boyim with inflammatory comments What a surprise. If you'll come this way, Ms. Platinumberg, we have a train ready to take you to summer camp. >>14420331 is it that much of a surprise?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:03:29 No.14420335 >>14420324 Faye is a Werecat, Ed is a genki Imp, Jet is an Ogre, Gin is a Kobold and Spike is a Ren Xiaonmao.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:04:03 No.14420338 >>14420330 I will! If I do that, can I lick her feet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:05:21 No.14420344 >>14420335 I an agree with most of that, although I always imagined Spike as a Salamander, just seemed more fitting to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:05:29 No.14420345 >>14420330 Sure, but I expect a raise in headpats this year.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:06:13 No.14420348 >>14420344 Nah, he needs to be more laid back than a Salamander would be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:06:32 No.14420349 >>14420330 Never! You can't make me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:08:24 No.14420354 You come home one day and your waifu says that this morning she found a copy of the Wall Street Journal under your daughter's bed. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:09:19 No.14420357 >>14420345 Does it count as a headpat if she grabs you by the hair and rams you deeper into her hairy jewpussy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:09:41 No.14420359 >>14420354 It's fine, she's sizing up prizes for when she starts building her own hoard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:09:42 No.14420360 >>14420348 True, good point a ren xiaonmao would make more sense for spike. He is quite a laid back and lazy when not doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:10:43 No.14420367 >>14420360 And I can't imagine a Salamander forgetting food in the fridge for long enough for it to turn sentient.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:12:03 No.14420373 >>14420360 >You're gonna carry that weight. >Anon's princess carrying the Ren Xionmao

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:13:08 No.14420380 >>14420357 Well, it sounds like the best i can get for now. I'll take it.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:15:46 No.14420388
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I want to adopt a cute Gazer and Jabberwock daughterus, introduce them to video games, see how happy they are, raise them on good vidya, and then crush their dreams when they grow up by showing them what video games really are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:16:44 No.14420391 >>14415596 Has anyone posted any good art in the last three months or so? I HAVNT been around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:17:03 No.14420392 >>14420373 Just you know whyyyyyyy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:17:08 No.14420393 >>14420388 Go away /v/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:17:49 No.14420396 >>14420388 >that image That shit is not real, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:18:11 No.14420397 >>14420391 Have you seen all the new Jabberwock, Gazer, and Wight art? They've been getting a lot lately. Also, Chesire Cat is getting an official doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:19:53 No.14420399 File: 362 KB, 450x600, 156843435454545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420397 >Also, Chesire Cat is getting an official doujin. Great, now she'll be more smug than ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:20:44 No.14420402 File: 489 KB, 1162x850, 1435993394757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sexual relations >Abominations Pick one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:22:11 No.14420405 File: 148 KB, 330x640, 40890237_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420402 You're right, one shouldn't rush into sex with a pure girl like an Abomination. Only after marriage!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:22:51 No.14420409 >>14420402 Go away Ovaries

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:23:20 No.14420412 >>14420399 >Cheshire warping around rubbing the fact she has a doujin in other girl's faces. Sounds pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:23:24 No.14420413 >>14420380 Keep it up boyim, one of these days she might order you to masturbate into her coffee!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:23:46 No.14420414 >>14420330 I want to eat her out until she's a panting mess. And when she's weakened from that, I stick my dick inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:23:49 No.14420415 >>14420399 >>14420412 Smug Chesire rubbing it in the face of the other Wonderland girls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:24:42 No.14420423 File: 401 KB, 1075x411, To commit a horrible crime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420412 Kraken, Sandworm, and Liliraune had one way before she did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:25:41 No.14420427 >>14420423 Nobody cares about them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:26:46 No.14420430 >>14420414 >raping your boss You gun git fired, anon. At least if you do good enough you might get a new opportunity as a househusband.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:27:01 No.14420432 >>14420427 But they're better.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:27:17 No.14420433
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>>14420412
>"Oh? You have new fanart? That's great."
>"Yeah, I just got a doujin of little ol' me, getting some sweet dick, no big deal."
>"I know, I know, I'm pretty amazing. I can give you my autograph if you want."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:27:51 No.14420436 >>14420427 Kraken and Sandworm are pretty top tier though. Liliarune is passable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:27:53 No.14420438 File: 1.71 MB, 1083x2383, 7973782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420402 >Not wanting a cute abomination waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:28:02 No.14420439 >>14420427 I do...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:29:00 No.14420445 >>14420412 >>14420415 Would a Cheshire masturbate to the doujin of her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:29:10 No.14420446 >>14420438 I could do with one of these.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:29:15 No.14420447 >>14420430 But what if I kiss her during and confess my feelings?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:29:23 No.14420448 File: 70 KB, 486x653, 1436102782397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420427 >Not caring about the best kind of aquatic girl >Shit talking Shai-Hulud

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:30:01 No.14420452 >>14420433 I bet she'd be much more smug since it's from KC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:30:15 No.14420454 >>14420445 She definitely would. Self insertion would be easy as fuck.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:30:30 No.14420456
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>>14420412
>There will never be a hobgoblin doujin
>You will never become a goblin warchief
>You and your hobgoblin waifu will never turn her tribe into the most notorious gang of bandits

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:30:56 No.14420460 File: 1.20 MB, 805x1009, 18360346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420438 I want to hug her. She's criminally cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:31:33 No.14420464 >>14420447 You chances of getting the job offer increase very much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:31:57 No.14420466 >>14420456 >There will never be a hobgoblin doujin You think that's bad? >Even if there was a Hobgoblin douijin, the author would never be Noise

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:32:01 No.14420467 >>14420460 Those fucking pajamas.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:32:53 No.14420472 >>14420397 No to all of that. I haven't gone to these threads in ages

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:33:24 No.14420475 >>14420433 I want Cheshire-senpai to autograph my abs!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:33:29 No.14420476 File: 1.10 MB, 2840x1164, just unfreezing some pipes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420460 [HUMANITY (PART II) INTENSIFIES WITH INTENSE INTENSITY]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:33:57 No.14420477 >>14420460 She looks like a pink nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:34:09 No.14420479 >>14420476 Jerk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:34:52 No.14420481 >>14420464 I want to keep fucking her until she's ahegaoing and has heart pupils. I don't care if I'm exhausted, I'll drink an endurance potion to keep going.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:35:08 No.14420482

Had a dream about a tomboy manticore last night. Not abusive like the canon ones. Kinda gruff, fit, from a poorish family.

Reminded me of that one story some dude wrote about a biker sharkgirl. I wasn't as beta as the mc in that though, thankfully.

Bretty gud dream. I always liked the manticore's design but never the way she acted...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:35:29 No.14420484 >>14420438 >>14420460 Into the burnable trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:36:39 No.14420487 >>14420479 youtube.com/watch?v=CBJyEUytAr8&t=4m27s

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:37:01 No.14420488 >>14420476 >TFW McReady thought he'd seen some shit in 'Nam >Then this movie happens

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:37:09 No.14420489 >>14420460 Stop the Meat Dimension, I want to get in!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:37:48 No.14420491 File: 81 KB, 590x960, 1448820955717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420482 Also, did not get stabbed by pussy needles

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:38:09 No.14420495
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>>14420472
There's a lot more wock images, I don't have them saved though. It's all from one guy who really likes Wocks. Someone else have them?

Also there's a Gazerfag who dumped a huge shitton of new art for a lot of girls, mainly Gazer though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:38:39 No.14420497 >>14420487 But she's cute and squishy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:38:47 No.14420498 File: 266 KB, 721x861, 43012877_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420467 She has an outfit for every occasion. >>14420476 >>14420484 >Judging a kind hearted girl on appearances You're the real abominations.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:38:51 No.14420500 >>14420482 >>14420491 I just want to meet an manticore who's a huge fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:39:19 No.14420502 >>14420481 You want to be her househusband that bad? You'll create unrealistic expectations if you do something like that. She might be disappointed after the wedding when you can't do it five times in a row.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:39:37 No.14420503 File: 444 KB, 1093x859, 16f61daef906d48942307f53dd85afee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420438 >>14420460 I want to lie on top her of her like an inflatable lilo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:40:39 No.14420510 >>14420495 >It's all from one guy who really likes Wocks. So you use the decimal system as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:40:56 No.14420512 >>14420498 Abomibunny? Bunnyimation? Whatever. I'll have a rum cola, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:41:26 No.14420515 >>14420498 The trash is still talking, turn up the heat.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:42:41 No.14420520

>>14420497
So is my flaccid penis, but no matter how much I love it I would still probably scream for the flamethrower if I saw an over-sized version of it crawling towards me.
>>14420498
The tongue of a snapping turtle can be wiggled around to mimic a worm to lure in unsuspecting prey.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:42:48 No.14420521 >>14420512 Whatever you want to call it, I want to intercrural it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:43:08 No.14420523 >>14420503 This shit is even worse than futa.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:43:17 No.14420525 >>14420495 Any jinko by chance? Or lizard or dragon stuff?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:44:14 No.14420528
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>>14420510
Actually inspired from him, I'm trying to get everything like it for every Monster Girl. A folder for everything and all.

I also found where the Jabberwockfag dumped his folder so I downloaded that easily.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:44:18 No.14420529 >>14420500 That would seem entirely out of place, but someone did writefag it once. You could write it yourself if you want. I could help edit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:45:04 No.14420534 >>14420482 >>14420500 Can't help but get mildly annoyed seeing as people are essentially emasculating one of Persia's most terrifying monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:45:30 No.14420535 >>14420525 How about you do some work yourself and look through the collection.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:46:37 No.14420543 >>14420529 I'll write it someday. Look forward to it in the year 2561. >>14420534 I could have her sister be a delinquent.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:46:43 No.14420545
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>>14420528
Only thing is I'm not sure if there is any rhyme or reason to this filename system. Like, the actual order of numbers and all which pictures get which numbers. So I just give them whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:47:43 No.14420552 >>14420534 Who gives a shit? You're probably the guy that was complaining about people sexualizing the Krampus earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:48:33 No.14420555 >>14420535 Nigger what collection. Stop being snide, I told you I haven't been here in months. There wasn't a collection the last time I was here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:49:01 No.14420556 File: 397 KB, 560x787, 410c245b7fa669fce1ab9c83ebdab898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420545 Dolls are the cutest!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:49:42 No.14420560 File: 85 KB, 735x1153, 1445880085009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420503 Undead and abominable waifus are the best. A loligoth Abomination would be the best thing ever.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:49:50 No.14420561

>>14420543
>I'll write it someday. Look forward to it in the year 2561.
Can't wait.

>her sister be a delinquent
She was a bit of a delinquent herself. Not evil, just.. rebellious in a way.

>>14420534
It was a dream, can't control that. And some of us don't like femdom all that much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:50:32 No.14420565 >>14420552 Maybe because if you wanted a moeblob cat go shave a Cait Sith or fuck a Sphinx/Werecat over neutering a naturally femdom MG?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:51:21 No.14420571 >>14420555 It's the first thing that comes up when you google "monster girl collection" and it's been around since February of this year.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:51:31 No.14420573 >>14420565 Why do you care about what someone else wants to fantasize about? Not like it stops you from having your likes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:52:14 No.14420577 >>14420565 I don't think any degree of nerdiness will remove her assertiveness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:52:39 No.14420580 >>14420571 Homie, the last time I was here, I was eating turkey. And no, not this year's Turkey

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:53:18 No.14420581 >>14420482 >I always liked the manticore's design but never the way she acted... Faaaaag

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:54:11 No.14420584 >>14420528 >>14420545 How does everyone here organize their folders anyways? I should probably get a numbering system too or something, I just save in a folder.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:54:35 No.14420586 >>14420556 Dolls are love, though I don't know why I'm so attracted to them

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:55:06 No.14420587 >>14420584 I'm lazy and the only differentiation between my MG stuff is whether it's SFW or not.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:55:29 No.14420588

>>14420565
>>14420573
>>14420577
I say again, it was a dream, and she wasn't "neutered." She was still plenty headstrong and dominant, but not in the traditional "rape, kidnap, poison, mindbreak" operation of most manticores

If it helps you out the dream took place in a fairly normal town where such things would either be illegal or regulated. And I'm a stubborn dude, so I wouldn't have it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:55:54 No.14420590 >>14420571 >Thinking the Collection even organizes anything except by writer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:56:42 No.14420593 >>14420588 There was no need to reply to me, I was on your side.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:57:12 No.14420594

>>14420584
Individual folder for each race, then within the folder if there's a lot of non-mge stuff (lamias and harpies for example) there's a mge folder within that for kc's version.

The only thing I'm conflicted on is elves and fox girls, until now I've had both in their own folders outside the monster girl one but I've been considering moving foxes in and I'm 50/50 on elves. Cat girls aren't being included for sure though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:58:39 No.14420596 >>14420584 By species. For some, like the fluffies, there's a fluffy top folder with foxes, cats, anubises etc. under that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 14:58:47 No.14420597 >>14420584 I only keep a folder for my favorites everything else just gets put wherever

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:00:55 No.14420607 >>14420593 I know, I was replying to the entire conversation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:01:35 No.14420610 >>14420565 People like you ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:01:53 No.14420614 File: 635 KB, 587x880, Accept The Love of Horse Pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accept.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:02:44 No.14420618 >>14420614 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:03:18 No.14420621 >>14420614 Deny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:03:21 No.14420622 File: 464 KB, 1672x913, gross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420614 Might as well fuck a horse with the top half of a daki cover on it's head

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:03:33 No.14420623 >>14420614 maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:03:49 No.14420624 >>14420502 I'll train my body hard and git gud for her so I can make her heart pupil every time without the potions. And then I'd break out the potions for special occasions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:04:42 No.14420627 >>14420614 Remove horses, snakes and spiders.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:04:42 No.14420628 File: 545 KB, 1000x1011, 1448827482414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420614 Accepted. Would impregnate her breast pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:04:51 No.14420629 >>14420614 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:05:16 No.14420630 >>14420614 Only if she accepts my dairy obsession.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:05:48 No.14420632 >>14420622 What's up with the bottom of that image?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:06:39 No.14420633 >>14420630 Horses lactate too. Tatars make beer out of it, and I hear it tastes like shit.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:08:53 No.14420638
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>>14420614
So much stupid shit gets posted here that we successfully ignore; I don't understand why when this rolls around suddenly everybody needs to let everyone else know whether they're for or against this genre of dank shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:10:03 No.14420643 File: 21 KB, 840x162, Mofumofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420587 >>14420584

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:10:53 No.14420645 >>14420638 What's the matter? You tried to memepost too but nobody gave you attention?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:11:36 No.14420647 File: 191 KB, 1024x768, The Stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420638 Stop shit posting anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:12:35 No.14420651 >>14420647 >complaining about shitposting is shitposting Now I've seen everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:18:45 No.14420670 >>14420584 I have a folder for EVERY SINGLE MG. I should probably simplify it a bit, something like >>14420587 ...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:19:42 No.14420674 >>14420448 >see that image >expect an aggibagijahaw or whatever update Don't do this to me, anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:19:43 No.14420675 File: 1.01 MB, 450x600, Meat Jersey Girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420503 I just want to protect her smile.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:20:20 No.14420676
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>>14420651
>Shitposter image
>Complaining about MG shit in a MG thread
>Talking about Memes and Dankness

That's a base recipe for shit posting if I ever saw one.

Put the ingredients in a stew with some seasoning and mmmmm.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:20:47 No.14420679 >>14420670 Trust me, it's a lot more simple having it with folders for every girl. Especially when you're nearing 5gb of monster girls without including doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:21:33 No.14420683 File: 392 KB, 680x736, 1415746795058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420674 His name's Abaggijawah. It's easier just to refer to him as A Bag of Java, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:22:05 No.14420685 File: 565 KB, 854x1200, 291_raiju_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit I just realized this girl exists, she's so fucking hot haven't read the profile yet tho, is she shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:23:05 No.14420689 >>14420675 Top cute. Would huggle and kiss all over.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:23:08 No.14420690 >>14420685 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:23:30 No.14420691 File: 889 KB, 841x961, 5cb6fe676e6b7e947e38fc1a4f4c3fda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420614 Cerea looks bizarre without gargantuan titties.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:24:01 No.14420692 >>14420685 Do you like to be electrocuted?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:24:38 No.14420695 File: 131 KB, 900x750, 1443659382459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420685 She's a weasel who gets off on having currents run through her body, it's a great excuse for car battery powered nipple clamps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:25:04 No.14420696 File: 759 KB, 1000x1360, 1443058967516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420679 I think I quoted the wrong post there. meant to quote the guy who sorted by general variety

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:25:32 No.14420700 >>14420685 Depends, do you like hedonistic girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:26:58 No.14420705 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, zappy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420695 Zappy-sama x Weasel-chan electric yuri when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:27:53 No.14420707 >>14420705 Bait alert.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:28:08 No.14420708 >>14420696 Actually.. anyone know a good file sorting system? I'd love if I could somehow use tags in my MG folders..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:29:53 No.14420712 >>14420705 >yuri Die.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:30:14 No.14420715 >>14420683 Noted. I like his stuff, even if if his name makes my brain malfunction on trying to spell it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:30:18 No.14420716 >>14420705 Never. Unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:30:29 No.14420718 >>14420705 >Yuri Please no, although I wouldn't mind tying them to each other so they become a circuit and endlessly get off on each other's currents while I fuck them both from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:32:23 No.14420724 File: 187 KB, 877x403, Scary Monsters3.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420584 Subfolders in subfolders in subfolders. which still need more degrees of organization.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:32:55 No.14420727

>>14420700
>>14420692
>>14420690
God damnit.

>>14420695
Can't they just make one exciting girl that doesn't like to abuse her husband? It's been years since they did the manticore. I mean come on, I just want one.

Y'all fuckers complain when me or others like me nerf the manticore down from serial rapist to rough-and-tomboyish but I mean shit, it's not like I got anything else. Either I get some wuss without a spine or I get genderswapped Jeffery Dahmer with magical mindbreak poison sounds literally indicated into her genitals. Or one that thinks of you as property. Like that's any better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:33:10 No.14420728 File: 151 KB, 1201x425, Like so.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420584 I used to have a massive disorganized mess, but that was annoying to navigate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:33:30 No.14420729 >>14420718 I'd make Zappy suck on my balls as I sink my dick into Weasel's socket.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:34:07 No.14420731 >>14420715 It's good that you like any writefag in here then. This place is oft times too hostile to even merit a public update.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:35:13 No.14420736 >>14420727 Fuck off, stop ruining good monster girls by making them shitty moeblobs. Go fuck a Cu Sith or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:35:21 No.14420737 >>14420724 What's in the Heaven folder?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:35:42 No.14420739 >>14420727 >Raiju >abusive Que?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:36:25 No.14420742 File: 224 KB, 518x368, gazer tiny tenk upscaled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420584 >organize -[Pictures of my waifu] -[Other pictures] That's about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:37:43 No.14420748 >>14420736 >stop ringing mai waifu!?1!1?!1 >now here, take this literally pile of shit and be happy! Fuck off. I am entitled to my own taste. >>14420739 I don't like having my penis electrocuted

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:39:41 No.14420753 >>14420748 Not when your "taste" is fucking garbage. If you want a beta girl go fuck one instead of ruining a good one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:40:15 No.14420756 >>14420748 It's metaphorical.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:40:23 No.14420757

>>14420737
MGE and "Series" subfolders, with the original angel girl designs outside them.
Within the Series folder are angels from various series like Nanael and Stocking, and a subfolder within that subfolder is purely dedicated to Selvaria and some misc. VC girls.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:41:01 No.14420760

>>14420748
>>14420739
I guess I should add that while not abusive like the krampus, she attacks, rapes, and kidnaps people to help get her off, which ain't my fetish.

This in addition to the fact that she basically only cares about sex makes her completely unappealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:41:26 No.14420763 >>14420748 >I am entitled

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:42:15 No.14420764 File: 158 KB, 500x600, Ryobi Vomitchan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420705 >Yuri

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:43:03 No.14420769

>>14420753
Thanks for not reading my post you stupid motherfucker.

>>14420763
>your opinion is different than mine, so you can't have it
Fuck you, you act like a five year old.

>>14420756
See here>>14420760
I don't really know if "metaphorical" is the right word...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:44:51 No.14420773 >>14420769 >>your opinion is different than mine, so you can't have it >Fuck you, you act like a five year old. Wow. Ya got all that from your own quote?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:45:12 No.14420776 >>14420727 >manticore I love how it changed "salamander" to "manticore" 10/10 autocorrect

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:45:48 No.14420780

>>14420705
>Blue Dragong going down on Raiju
>Using her horn and tongue to generate electricity that plays off her partner's nipples, navel, and her womanhood
>Raiju getting a high from riding the lightning
>Licking Dragon's horn like a battery and mewling every time she gets a shock
>Both of them getting all right and randy
>Turning to look at Anon
>YFW he gets more lightning than Zeus that night

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:46:08 No.14420781 File: 536 KB, 830x1000, Better than kikis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Artist has 160 pages of furry >Occasionally does MGE girls Wish me luck, I'm going in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:46:11 No.14420782 >>14420614 Rejected.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:46:17 No.14420784 File: 503 KB, 1422x1031, Ilias a Best.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420737

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:46:37 No.14420785 >>14420773 What else were you trying to communicate by your cherry picking? Yes, I am entitled to my own opinion. I always have been, and always will be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:47:24 No.14420788 >>14420780 >>>/u/

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:47:26 No.14420789

>>14420769
>I don't really know if "metaphorical" is the right word...
I was referring to having your penis 'electrocuted.' It's like how you get 'burned' by a lava golem. Anyways, arguing anything about semantics is pointless since you probably disregard everything about the setting if you're looking for monster girls who think about things other than sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:47:44 No.14420790 >>14420780 >Using a male on the last part as a scapegoat

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:47:58 No.14420791 >>14420780 Raiju's electrical affinity makes her quite good for that sort of stuff. Not to mention, the whole hellstorm combo one could conjure up with a hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:48:06 No.14420793 >>14420785 >What else were you trying to communicate by your cherry picking? You can't know. That's why when you pull all that shit out of your ass, it's called projecting. Also, I was being literal, you're sounding kinda entitled.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:48:51 No.14420796 >>14420781 Damn it Anon, you forgot your radiation suit! My god, he's going to die in there

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:49:19 No.14420797 >>14420791 >Hellstorm combo >Frosthound from Cocytus, Hellhound, and Raiju >All going down on Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:49:29 No.14420798 File: 45 KB, 538x500, 1375924393126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420705 >>14420780 >>14420716

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:50:42 No.14420802 >>14420781 >160 pages of furry good luck and godspeed anon

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:50:45 No.14420803

>>14420790
I think it's rather required for the thread at large to not throw a shitfit. Interesting ideas will be discared because of the beserker hate against certain things, so some people might try to tweak their stuff so as to not trigger any of the anons here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:52:02 No.14420808 >>14420803 He's clearly focusing on the yuri and mentioning it's a threesome just so he can defend it's ok. He can go fuck himself.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:52:35 No.14420814

>>14420789
>probably disregard everything about the setting if you're looking for monster girls who think about things other than sex
Nooo....
Okay here, lets play a game.
What's your mg waifu?

>>14420793
Dude, you seem to be just poundinf on your computer keyboard right now.
>pull things out of your ass
The fuck are you talking about? Me being entitled to an opinion?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:53:56 No.14420819 >>14420814 >What's your mg waifu? Ushi-Oni.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:54:31 No.14420823
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>>14420796
A bit of radiation never hurt, Japan took 2 nukes and Fukishima yet it's still around.
>>14420802
The non-furry stuff is nice at least, not the best art out there but it almost has that unrefined 80s/90s anime charm to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:55:52 No.14420828 >>14420808 That's basically what I said, sans the second line.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:56:48 No.14420831 File: 578 KB, 801x837, 1448330887041.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420808

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:57:48 No.14420837 >>14420831 You can have your fun. You have an entire board for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 15:59:22 No.14420841 >>14420819 Different than me, but that's fine. What do you like about her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:00:22 No.14420845 File: 336 KB, 618x1000, Yeti got you an Anubis for Christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420823 And the search instantly became worth it, Yeti and Anubis in one.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:01:33 No.14420851

>>14420831
I think at this point the hatred for yuri has become entirely self sustaining. There might be a reason to dissuade certain aspects of it, but now, just like with that tale about the monkeys, the bananas and the hose, everybody hates it just because it's there to be hated. There's no actual reason beyond "it shouldn't be here, because it's yuri". Which, when you think about it, is downright stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:02:14 No.14420854 >>14420845 I can't get into those faces or colorwork.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:02:31 No.14420855 >>14420841 She's a vicious hunter that will take me away from all of my troubles so I can live a long life of non-stop pleasure.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:03:34 No.14420859

>>14420851
That's where I think there's a cognitive dissonance in the thread. Monsters regularly corrupt women in the world of MGE by having intercourse with them.

But kind of like Bob (who actually kind of deserves it), yuri and/or corruption sex is a big no-no.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:03:53 No.14420860

>>14420851
The only place the
>don't steal mai wafu!1!!1
>furfags get out!1!1!
>go back to /u/!1!!1!
And other such bullshit happens is /mgg/. Not even the rest of /jp/
The mentality is seriously toxic and can only survive in such a wretched place as this, as it is a wretched philosophy for wretched people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:06:13 No.14420868 File: 112 KB, 1920x1080, 1409546421628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420851 >>14420859 >>14420860

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:06:30 No.14420870 >>14420851 >>14420859 >>14420860 Fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:07:00 No.14420873 >>14420854 I'll probably dump them in in imgur at the end rather than waste any more images on them. Like I said they're not the best but there's an odd charm to them for me. That may just be boredom speaking though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:07:32 No.14420879 >>14420870 Go back to the salt mines, salt-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:07:42 No.14420880 >>14420860 >toxic You're not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:07:47 No.14420881 File: 799 KB, 1080x1080, 1440547465783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420860 >being this upset over the fact that nobody wants to discuss yuri, NTR, or furshit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:08:14 No.14420882 >>14420860 >furfags get out >And other such bullshit happens is /mgg/. Not even the rest of /jp/ Are we even on the same /jp/? >go back to /u/ Actually used to happen a lot on the old /jp/ with Touhou content, I'm saying this as a native.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:08:31 No.14420884

>>14420855
And here's my point-
Within your explanation, only the final part explicitly references sex.
Do you want to fug the spidercow? Yes, of course, you just said that. But you also like the strength of character, Independence, and confidence of the character. These are obviously non sexual qualities, although they do present themselves during sex.

If you cared only about sex, you'd just fuck a dark matter, or perhaps the demon lord, because they're literally the concept of sex manifested into a physical form. But you would rather have the ushi oni, because there are other qualities that she offers that will at least make the sex more pleasurable.

Just the act of thinking indicates motivations other than fucking. Trust me, I am a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:08:44 No.14420887 >>14420868 Worst girl, The twins were much better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:09:32 No.14420889 >>14420882 >>14420881 >>14420880 >>14420870 >>14420868 >not being able to read Besides, I like it here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:09:32 No.14420890 >>14420860 >toxic Go back to tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:09:44 No.14420891 >>14420879 Yes, only the infernal boogeyman could dislike yuri.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:10:28 No.14420896 >>14420884 Nice twaddle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:10:42 No.14420900 >don't post things that trigger me! This is why we were moved to jp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:10:55 No.14420901 >>14420889 >Besides, I like to shitpost here

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:11:24 No.14420904 >>14420889 I find your assertion to be highly problematic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:12:01 No.14420906 >>14420896 You got an actual statement to make? If not, then you're admiting I am right. Go ahead, write a response, (if you have one) I'm prepared to argue my take, as I just did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:12:31 No.14420908 And here I was thinking we were going to have a quiet Sunday for once.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:13:06 No.14420909 >>14420901 You're shitposting too friend. >>14420904 Whys that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:14:48 No.14420916 >>14420900 >has an entire board for his thing >still posts his thing here You godda admit...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:14:50 No.14420917 If it didn't belong the mods would have gotten rid of it ages ago. And they're clearly here because shit gets purged out at least once a day.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:14:56 No.14420919

>>14420908
The fuck did you expect from/mgg/? Like seriously, this is like 4chan's 4chan. I'd argue this place is more /r9k/ than that dude that shot up his college.

This is like the arena for waifu fights. If you want it to be organized, you'll have to make your own board on 8 Chan or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:16:14 No.14420923 >>14420916 >overlap in boards is banned So we should be moved to /b/ because we're too similar to what goes on in /mlp/? Or have our own board created? Of course not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:16:34 No.14420925 >>14420916 There's a whole board for non-standard sexual attractions too. Are you suggesting the rest of this thread be moved there, since you want to be so categorically correct?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:17:12 No.14420927 >>14420919 I expected a shit storm of course, happens every weekend just like clockwork. It just seemed rather calm apart from those two autists getting into an argument over quicksilver earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:17:36 No.14420930 >>14420923 >>14420925 If it means not having to listen to this nonsense, absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:19:03 No.14420937 File: 112 KB, 600x800, 1448166654662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you a bad enough dude to stop the nefarious Nekomata supervillain?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:19:39 No.14420941

>>14420916
By that logic, any mention of yuri on /a/, the rest of /jp/, or any other board should be kept to /u/.
By that logic, any discussion of robots should be kept purely to /m/.
By that logic, any talk of science or music should be kept to /sci/ and /mu/ respectively.

Shall I go on?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:20:02 No.14420944 >>14420887 This is what Scientologists actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:20:13 No.14420946 Can't wait for mods to ban the anti yuri posters again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:21:00 No.14420950 >>14420930 Perhaps the problem is with the idiots who sperg out about things rather than the content itself, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:21:08 No.14420952 >>14420941 >Shall I go on? By all means, be my guest.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:21:17 No.14420953 File: 293 KB, 727x852, c4c747a934034a0a00971ec11a246932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, what a great time it is >captcha is mountains fourth time in a row the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:21:43 No.14420955 >>14420944 You get the fuck out of here, clock girl is the god damn worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:21:58 No.14420957 File: 37 KB, 598x462, 1431728393886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420937 NOT JIGGLY!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:23:00 No.14420959 >>14420950 That's fair, although you'd think the people posting...undesirable content would know their audience.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:23:20 No.14420963 >>14420937 >Professor Jiggly How did she get that name?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:23:20 No.14420964

>>14420930
Well then you're wrong. We can't move these threads because it would near literally tear the community from each other. Part of it would go to /b/, part of it to /e/, part to /c/, the fanfiction would go who knows where, the drawfags might be sent to request, these threads combine so much stuff its absurd to think that you're "organizing" them by removing the yuri.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:23:59 No.14420968 >>14420946 Ah yes, there's a yurifag as mod, I forgot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:24:16 No.14420972 File: 260 KB, 888x714, 1442199178773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420937 Non-compliant catgirls are no match for angry old ladies, as I've learned about my grandparents and their cats anyways.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:25:04 No.14420974

>>14420927
You can't remove the autism from /mgg/ I'm afraid. If the community here as full of normal, hardworking, mentality stable members of society, We'd be discussing something else.

The people here are rejects from society. How do you think the whole 3DPD thing got started?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:25:15 No.14420976 >>14420963 Her human form has big, jiggly... Just trust me, her name is fitting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:25:37 No.14420980 >>14420964 So we should just allow everything?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:25:55 No.14420981 >>14420976 Big jiggle what? BIG JIGGLY WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:27:07 No.14420989 File: 147 KB, 1440x810, 1379818034894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420974 >This entire post The worst thing is that people will take you seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:27:17 No.14420991 File: 494 KB, 1000x640, 2D Buddha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420974 >How do you think the whole 3DPD thing got started? A bit before these threads were a thing. 3DPD still a shit though.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:28:11 No.14420998

>>14420959
True, but again as long as it stays within the rules of the board and within the thread topic they really should have to be wary of posting anything. Like, two human girls would be a no, since there's no monstergirls. But MG on human or MG on MG is technically not in violation of rules and is on topic.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:29:07 No.14421001

>>14420980
We already allow mostly everything that does not encroach on the "culture". Furries are banned because they used to be in everything, (but anyone patches into that culture would know that it imploded, then fractured into innumerable" factions" as I suspect will happen to /jp/ eventually), bronys were kicked out because they were the new furries, as was the /pol/lacks and such.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:32:13 No.14421011

>>14420989
You're a stupid pompous cunt and also a wrong stupid pompous cunt. A smug anime girl is not an argument.

>>14420991
Well yes of course it was here before, but these threads came to be because it was there, and the community grew because the rest of the weebs learned that it was here. If you had a girlfriend you wouldn't be on /mgg/. This is a place for those who couldn't get girlfriends and then stopped trying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:33:52 No.14421019 >>14421011 >This is a place for those who couldn't get girlfriends and then stopped trying. So why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:34:09 No.14421021 >>14421011 >ad hominem

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:34:17 No.14421022 >>14420974 a sage and a scholar wrote once >when a community likes to have some giggles pretending to be retarded sooner or later said community will attract truly retarded people who dont catch on until theres only retarded people there

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:35:11 No.14421027 >>14421011 >This is a place for those who couldn't get girlfriends and then stopped trying. Like you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:36:33 No.14421034 I'm saying this again: MODS = GODS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:37:42 No.14421039 File: 339 KB, 609x728, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is now safe to come outside and play in the snow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:38:58 No.14421043 >>14420963 She only calms down when she has her Jiggle Billy toy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:39:23 No.14421045 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, 1437704937900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421039 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:41:29 No.14421055 File: 90 KB, 711x986, 1440504763472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421039 But I want to stay inside with a nice Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:41:31 No.14421056 >>14421039 Winter MGs a best

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:43:22 No.14421067 File: 1.72 MB, 3000x2250, c36d50e203eff4978402697e32554427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420981 No idea. This is the only image we currently have of her and it gives no useful information whatsoever.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:43:38 No.14421070 [DELETED]

>>14421019
The hell do you think

>>14421021
Nice "argument"

>>14421022
Well, I guess there was a "normie" mg fanbase before, and there still is on /a/, but really, for this to be accurate it'd say
>a community based around a fantasy will attract the imaginative first, the quirky second, the lonely third, the escapists fourth and the delusional last.

I'd love to carry on this conversation but the mods just "warned" me for not being enough of a weeaboo sheep, and if I keep making arguments instead of just being aloof and smug I'll get banned.

Hopefully they'll clean up this mess though. All of it. I don't mind my off-topic posts getting removed so long as the others do too. Everybody go back to fantasizing I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:44:42 No.14421075 >>14421067 Wait a thicket, what the hell is going on in the background?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:45:31 No.14421080 >>14421067 Dear god.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:45:35 No.14421081 >>14421070 Get fucked nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:46:00 No.14421083 File: 409 KB, 727x741, 1405455594488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421070 >I'd love to carry on this conversation but the mods just "warned" me for not being enough of a weeaboo sheep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:46:29 No.14421084 >>14421075 Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:46:43 No.14421086 >>14421075 Possibly a superweapon she was field testing. Evil geniuses with massive racks do that kind of thing you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:47:29 No.14421090 >>14421083 Pls no rape Also thank god that actually got cleaned up entirely

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:48:20 No.14421096 [DELETED]

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>Ignore thread for a while, leave open as a tab
>Bunch of new posts
>Start scrolling down from 50-100 posts up
>DELETED DELETED DELETED DELETED DELETED

So...what did I miss?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:48:23 No.14421098 >>14421084 >>14421086 Well then get these tits out of the way. There's a Mahou shoujou battle going on and I have front row seats

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:49:45 No.14421103 >>14421096 Take a guess

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:49:51 No.14421105 >>14421096 Nothing. Just bullshit neta argument about how the furries or the yuris or the Jews are taking control of the threads. It's not important. Talk about you're waifu anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:50:32 No.14421106 >>14421096 just a lot of bitching.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:50:39 No.14421107 File: 127 KB, 600x800, 99b4696ee190667e5c15dc954351e0aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421096 Yuri and anti-yuri. Now look at this dog.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:51:30 No.14421113 [DELETED]

>>14421096
A dumb argument and some guy pulling the 'I'm better than you all but I stick around here anyway' card. Average weekend stuff.
I'm more worried about this potential supervillain who may or may not have a massive superweapon and even more massive boobs at her disposal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:52:47 No.14421116 >>14421070 >I keep making arguments instead of just being aloof and smug You already are being aloof and smug, just wrapping it in a pretense of intellectual superiority.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:54:34 No.14421129 File: 140 KB, 600x600, 0ecfb126c562cc16aa1a8f6fd1de8d3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421107 She is a nice dog but I like her friend better

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:55:33 No.14421136 >>14421113 She may or may not have a massive ass too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:56:27 No.14421141 File: 814 KB, 1000x1112, 1440681742900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i LOVE monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:56:51 No.14421143 >>14421141 They're alright I guess

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:57:56 No.14421148 >>14421141 That's a cute monoeye. What's her name?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:58:09 No.14421149

>>14421086
>it turns out those tits ARE the superweapon.
>tits so big yet so amazing to behold, they can distract any man she exposes them to!
>all she has to do is rob banks topless and the world will be hers!
>no one will be able to stop her!
>NO ONE!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:59:22 No.14421152
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What kind of entertainment do you think they have in the Khepri pit while they wait for a man to be thrown down there? Do they have a poker table where they gamble with the porn mags the Anubis confiscates from the workers or do they have a door to another room with a piano and wine bar?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:59:30 No.14421154 >>14421141 Really? I fucking hate them, I just want them all to- wait, why am I here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 16:59:40 No.14421155 >>14421148 ぶらっく・すかっちしゅ・さいくろーぷす

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:01:06 No.14421159 File: 646 KB, 848x1200, 1785391ef57991083f8a16bf6f2f0790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421148 Sachi

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:01:08 No.14421160 >>14421152 Can't I just have a Egyptian waifu that won't break my fucking mind

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:02:09 No.14421163 File: 54 KB, 323x454, 1441129334334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420937 >Releasing prof jiggly

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:03:23 No.14421169
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>>14421129
How can Momiji be so perfect?
Wherever she has big breasts or flat breasts, wherever she's wild and muscled, or cheery and small, I just want to cuddle her and make her a happy mother for the rest of her life.
It's like her design has been passed around and tweaked by so many fan artists, that it's just become as near as possible to the definition of perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:04:57 No.14421178 >>14421160 But they'll tear down the condemned apartment of your mind and build a shining new condo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:06:48 No.14421184 File: 329 KB, 722x1024, Khepri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421160 Don't you want to be king? No one ever made an omelet without breaking a few eggs, or in this case no one ever made a demon realm without breaking a man's mind.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:07:57 No.14421187

Uh-oh! Your pal has set you up on a blind date! Hover over one (and only one) bar to see what nice lady you get set up with. How does it go?

Giant, laid-back Orc girl. Loves hoodies, piercings, weed, and D&D.

Chubby, socially awkward Succubus. Secretly a perverted, kinky fujoshi.

Fit, militaristic Werewolf. Eats quickly, works out frequently, isn't good at conversation. Wants to be a fighter pilot.

Short, bespectacled Mousegirl nearing her 40s. Gentle personality. Writes mystery novels.

Artsy Kraken. Has a dreamy, quirky personality. Plays the mandolin. Creates elaborate 'freeform paintings' with her tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:08:06 No.14421189 File: 919 KB, 848x1200, Remilia and Dante.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421169 I wonder, has the Touhouvania artist ever drawn her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:08:37 No.14421192 >>14421184 >druella-armstrong.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:09:09 No.14421194 >>14421187 A quiet mousegirl seems nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:09:50 No.14421196 File: 256 KB, 1266x905, 1447281169203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421159 With her and Silvie the guy is playing my heartstrings like a damn fiddle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:10:22 No.14421198 >>14421187 Went with the second option, can't say I'm disappointed. If I show the succubutt enough love she'll understand that man on man is best left in fiction right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:12:58 No.14421211 >>14421187 Chose #3, sounds pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:14:07 No.14421214 >>14421187 I highlighted all of them.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:15:08 No.14421221
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>>14421169
What we are seeing here anon is the effect of your imagination. Momiji does not have much in the way of official canon, but she does have some; this means that while you have a foundation to build apon, you also have a degree of freedom to make her what you mkst want. Personally I like her with some muscle. Sadly the only people that draw her with muscle either only draw abs with noodle arms or make her a man. Or make her "a bad day", stupidly over designed level of muscled.

>>14421178
But that messy apartment is who I am. While I may not be perfect, I'd much rather have someone help me renovate rather than just drug me up and tear everything down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:15:47 No.14421223 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, yeti daki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421055 That's the Yeti trap, you stay inside to cuddle with her, she gets sleepy, and she always wants to cuddle for "5 more minutes" but she holds you for hours

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:17:17 No.14421230 >>14421189 No. He's done the Saigyouji household, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and the Yakumos.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:18:53 No.14421239 Jesus anons what the hell happened

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:19:40 No.14421244 >>14421239 NATHING ZER ISS NAZING HAPPENING MOV ALOGUE OF ZERE WILL BE TRABLE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:20:03 No.14421245 >>14421187 I picked the 4th option. We'd fit well together, personality and agewise

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:20:39 No.14421249 >>14421230 Ah.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:21:27 No.14421254 >>14421244 Yes mine Führer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:22:17 No.14421258 File: 1.85 MB, 2000x1385, b0298587s3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421196 Dude's one of my favourite artists for monster girls. I know that this one isn't his design.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:22:21 No.14421260 >>14421045 That's a tiny Yeti and a huge Wendigo and Yuki

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:22:50 No.14421261

>>14421239
A Cheshire threatened to create a singularity that would rupture the space-time continuum and turn the cosmos into that which is Wonderland, a world where gravity and basic laws of physics are moot. A realm where all things are obsolete, and where time-and space are an unravled mess. A quantum void of sorts
With the conbined strength of our bravest heroes, we fought back the threat and closed the portal to the realm of madness and chaos
But, there was a heavy cost. We lost a lot of good men

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:22:53 No.14421262 >>14421187 >first row >weed and D&D And she started out so well too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:24:19 No.14421267 >>14421261 but where there monstergirls on the other side?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:24:56 No.14421273 >>14421249 That being said. Rose Killing Carmilla is probably my favorite track from either of those games. Remilia has never been so... Charismatic <3

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:27:02 No.14421281 >>14421267 Nobody knows what lies beyond the event horizon The same as how nobody knows what lies in the deep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:27:17 No.14421282 >>14421258 I first took notice of him because of the cyclopses, he draws some adorable monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:28:18 No.14421288 >>14421281 then we must send scouts

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:28:42 No.14421293 >>14421281 >nobody knows what lies in the deep Fish, probably

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:29:50 No.14421295 File: 38 KB, 960x639, 1445775114248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421267

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:32:04 No.14421304 >>14421288 The last time someone sent a scout to explore the vast unknown was years ago It was years ago we last heard from set scout The vast unknown is unexplored space like the unexplored depths of the sea. you go in, but you don't return

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:41:58 No.14421337 File: 491 KB, 706x1000, c984a8d4e3045647a1b201f1e1f7cafc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421221 >>14421169 Post moar awoo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:43:22 No.14421347 File: 156 KB, 1000x857, r274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421337 Does this count?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:44:05 No.14421352 >>14421347 I guess

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:45:28 No.14421358 File: 1.09 MB, 1054x1240, cube85_0021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421337 I would worship Momiji's legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:46:12 No.14421361 File: 3.05 MB, 500x281, 1443428691677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:50:08 No.14421375 >>14421361 MON Squad is the only good thing in that series.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:50:36 No.14421377 >>14421361 Second best girl

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:50:41 No.14421378
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>>14421337
I actually have a sizable Momiji folder, but I never felt compelled to post anything from it, even in existing /jp/ threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:52:33 No.14421385 >>14421361 I've never felt more envy before in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:53:09 No.14421389 File: 463 KB, 885x579, 7f4cbd8c866a0963a24fc241087a3f36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421378 I have a massive 2hu folder in general, shit's at least 20gb by now. I might have been a tiny bit of a fan back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:54:52 No.14421396 File: 898 KB, 1200x1710, cube85_0088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421378 >That ass It's like the light of a supernova pouring forth from the open gates of Heaven itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 17:59:02 No.14421407 >>14421396 A champagne supernover in the sky.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:00:05 No.14421410 File: 362 KB, 1000x1200, 1448419681281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421375 That's a funny way of saying Lala-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:01:10 No.14421413 >>14421410 Lala is a whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:04:39 No.14421425 File: 208 KB, 1000x1000, I'm a Dragon right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421413 But she doesn't take money in exchange for sexual favors?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:04:43 No.14421426 >>14421358 II want to buy her another pair of shoes that looks less dumb

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:04:53 No.14421428 File: 728 KB, 980x700, 44fa761443367ee3f6a8db1989e4a188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421396 Cube needs to draw more Orin already.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:15:53 No.14421464
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>>14421413
>Platonically loves Darling now because she knows that being his personal psycho-pomp she has him for eternity after he dies
>Believes people should live their life to the fullest, goes so far as to zombify a young girl since she wasn't ready to die permanently yet
>Has zettai ryouiki for fucking DAYS
>Drinks of you
>Perfect
>Talks in a Gaelic accent when drunk

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:21:41 No.14421492 >>14421464 >Believes people should live their life to the fullest, goes so far as to zombify a young girl since she wasn't ready to die permanently yet Wait what? When did this happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:23:22 No.14421498 >>14421492 Happened in the lastest chapter. She was concerned about a terminally ill girl in the hospital Darling was in and pricked her with one of Zombina's lost teeth to spread the contagion to her. Smith wasn't happy with her zombie cohort.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:24:42 No.14421500 >>14421498 The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:26:02 No.14421503 >>14421498 >inducing more suffering just to extend a life THE DOCTORS CAME AND TOLD ME ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:26:16 No.14421504 >>14421492 >>14421500 She turned a human girl into a zombie to keep her from dying, whats so hard to understand about that?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:27:50 No.14421511
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>>14421426
Maybe she's wearing geta like that to improve her balance or something. Then, when shit gets real, she can go barefoot, like she's removing some kind of shonen limiter.
At least one touhou wolfgirl has fine taste in footwear.

>>14421498
That sounds really interesting, though something tells me that it's a concept which the manga itself didn't live up to in terms of execution.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:29:06 No.14421522 >>14421498 That sounds pretty awful of her, especially since EMGs zombification lacks the benefits of the MGEs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:29:36 No.14421526 >>14421511 Well yeah, the only way the reader knew she was a zombie was Smith came the next day going "YOU'RE LOOKING MUCH BETTER TODAY JUST LET ME DO SOME TESTS. NO PUPIL DILATION, NO PULSE. YEP, SHE'S A ZED HEAD."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:32:15 No.14421536 >>14421522 What benefits? Regenerating from cum?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:33:09 No.14421539 >>14421511 A pity Wolfgirls are Haram.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:34:27 No.14421544 >>14421539 That's what they get for being part of the Wan Reich

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:34:44 No.14421546 >>14421536 Nigga I'm referring to achievable Wighthood.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:35:07 No.14421548 File: 1.02 MB, 2500x4000, Kikimora chasing out the Shoggoths.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420781 Good luc- >Better than Kiki's Don't come back you feathery tail-hating scoundrell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:35:43 No.14421550 How do you fill the emptiness of not having a monstergirl to fuck senseless? Occasionally the lack of a waifu can be punishing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:35:54 No.14421552 File: 685 KB, 760x1040, 1445470282900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421539 Says who? Please direct me to them so that I may deliver a prompt kick to their backside.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:37:17 No.14421555 >>14421107 YAHOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:37:26 No.14421556 File: 447 KB, 768x768, 1411869777229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421550 Drinking

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:38:37 No.14421561 >>14421550 Write shitty stories to be torn apart by the thread like a pack of ravenous hyenas. Drink, have crying jags, sometimes hallucinate that my keyboard is a talking insect who has a flapping rectum instead of an abdomen to let out the words.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:39:10 No.14421563 File: 228 KB, 506x600, Now listen here you little shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421555

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:39:14 No.14421564 >>14421550 Music, reading and writing.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:40:29 No.14421570

>>14421546
Huh. Always thought that Wights were their own class of undead, not a zombie off-shoot. Shows how much I read the bios.

But in a realistic sense, EMG zombies don't seem too bad off. The government probably foots a good chunk of their medical expenses, and Zombina seems to be functioning like a normal person.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:40:39 No.14421572
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>>14421552
>Attack Fish MGs
>Attack Werecats
>Attack Moice
>Attack poor innocent Sheep Girls
>Attack other Wolfgirls
>Attack damn near everything
>Worst of all they attack Paladin Girl Humans

They are Haram as fuck anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:42:01 No.14421576 File: 271 KB, 661x594, a7b7fb4b70058df14aace3927e4525c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421511 >At least one touhou wolfgirl has fine taste in footwear. Momiji should know enough to wear proper boots while operating innashrine

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:42:59 No.14421581
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>Come back from movies to see someone copying my filenaming system and [DELETED]
Neato.

Anyways on a much less /blog note, the Bonus Christmas Picture is finished! The finished version obviously can't be posted here, but will be included with the Calendar Files when those are finished. Which hopefully will be soon, all the artists have been paid and I have sketches for all but one month. Hope this small cropped preview will tide over until then.

Not much else to do now but wait. Maybe I could get a few more Holiday Chibis of Jabber, I know an artist who does really cute ones. But then again, I've gone over $1000 on all the art involved, so I should probably stop now. But then again, I do love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:44:09 No.14421584 File: 1.60 MB, 1000x1510, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421572 They're just enthusiastic, is all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:45:23 No.14421592 >>14421581 oh my

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:46:31 No.14421596 File: 31 KB, 400x400, Yahoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421563 You couldn't possibly hurt such a cute doggirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:46:46 No.14421597 >>14421584 Delete that mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:47:34 No.14421600 >>14421570 Being a walking sack noxious substances must be a bummer though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:47:42 No.14421601 File: 195 KB, 500x500, 1337455551838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421584 Code red, anon. Dial it back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:47:44 No.14421602 >>14421564 I write sometimes too. Rolling up a comforter like a whip and hugging it like a snake helps too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:49:12 No.14421610 >>14421584 Enjoy your vacation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:50:03 No.14421613 >>14421596 Not him, but I'd slap her on the ass with a paddle and call her a naughty bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:51:13 No.14421616 >>14421581 Your devotion to Wocks is crazy but admirable and all the art is greatly appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:51:16 No.14421617 >>14421597 >>14421601 >>14421610 My mind was elsewhere when I posted that. I honestly didn't consider that it might be NSFW because of the rod, as submerged in breastfulness as it was.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:52:13 No.14421618
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>>14421602
The only time I write is if I get people to bug me enough on one of the IRC channels or I manage to find some good smut to fap to. Usually the latter happens before the former.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:54:29 No.14421626 >>14421618 Krampus is a slutty bitch that deserves to be punished.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:54:53 No.14421630 >>14421626 I'm a slutty bitch and deserve to be punished by Krampus

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:56:16 No.14421633 File: 249 KB, 600x600, hot damn this guy can draw some fine shortstacks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421617 Here, have something that's both lewd and SFW.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:57:16 No.14421637 File: 3.40 MB, 5400x3600, 2. February.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421616 >Your devotion to Wocks is crazy There's nothing crazy about loving a perfect girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:58:24 No.14421641 >>14421581 You're a saint and a good husbando.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 18:58:31 No.14421642 >>14421633 I want to go on walks with the awoo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:00:30 No.14421645 File: 1.35 MB, 1280x1816, gazer boxas extrovert.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421637 Yes, yes, you get it. You understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:03:24 No.14421654 >>14421550 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:03:47 No.14421657 Tall girls are in fact superior to shortstacks Prove me incorrect

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:04:43 No.14421660 >>14421657 There is something wrong with your brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:07:50 No.14421671 >>14421645 >liking Gazers Very good, Keep up the good work Gazerfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:08:15 No.14421675 File: 358 KB, 1004x1417, 1429764392071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421657 >Prove me incorrect I can't

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:08:46 No.14421677
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>>14421630
>Get cornered by Krampus
>It's cold and you're covered in sweat from running
>She takes on puff from her churchwarden pipe, blowing the smell of smoked pine into your face
>Her rectangular pupiled eyes never leaving yours
Do ye fear Death?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:11:07 No.14421694

>>14421581
>But then again, I've gone over $1000 on all the art involved, so I should probably stop now. But then again, I do love her.
You madman.

At least you can sleep well knowing that you made the world a better place by flooding it with wocks.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:14:42 No.14421703
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>>14421645
Absolutely. When you find that girl you love, there's no feeling to describe how wonderful and joyful it can make everything. How life itself is a bit more colorful thanks to knowing that one girl you love is out there, and she loves you.

>>14421657
This is true though. A tall girl is great for holding you tightly and whispering from behind how she loves you.

>>14421694
Yes, the Wock rises.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:16:31 No.14421711

>>14421677
>pull out my GLAWK 40MM
>WELCOME TO TEXAS
>WHY WOULD I EVER FUCK A GOAT, HWHAT DO YA THINK AH AM, A REFUGEE?
>proceed to mag dump the stinky goat lady, before undressing and coating myself in her blood
>local police officer drives over to investigate
>nothing to see here sir, just doin my civic duty
>he joins in
>slice up corpse while singing "god bless America"
>crabwalk home, throw corpse onto grill
>DONALD TRUMP, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>deep fried krampus covered in BBQ sauce and butter
>100000 calories
It's good to be an American.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:19:59 No.14421721 >>14421703 >one girl you love is out there, and she loves you. http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448134692896.webm This can't go on forever, dude. You're going to wake up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:21:04 No.14421727 >>14421703 Until the sneak peak of that other picture you posted earlier, I never noticed the detail of her necktie being some sort of tongue-like object, bursting out of what appears to be a beheaded frog with a single large buck tooth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:36:38 No.14421778 >>14421727 >Not knowing what the face of the original Jabberwock looks like It's the only dragon with Chester A. Arthur sideburns and a tweed suit!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:36:54 No.14421779
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>You're on your deathbed after a dangerous AWOO mortally wounds you
>Your MG waifu and young daughteru are there at your side
>You speak your peace with your waifu before asking her to leave the room
>So you can speak to your daughter alone

What do you say to her, Mr. Anon?

And no resurrection bullshit, you're dead as fuck soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:40:14 No.14421789 >>14421779 So one last quicky?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:40:37 No.14421792 File: 312 KB, 800x1200, 1428879060878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421779 "Avenge me" And that's how the war between Vampires and Werewolves started

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:42:32 No.14421798 >>14421779 "I'm undead and trying to sleep after a shitty day, why is everyone around me suddenly retarded?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:44:13 No.14421806 File: 519 KB, 1333x1565, f4d96559ad1dc8f78f6b346994a05e10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421779 Don't... Tell your mother.. She was just... Too soft...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:44:19 No.14421807 >>14421779 "I won't miss either of you."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:44:27 No.14421808 https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1448843874410.png What about a snake-fox?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:48:14 No.14421819 >>14421721 Christ, that's some of the worst acting I've seen in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:51:43 No.14421831 >>14421808 Can't I just have a regular fox?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:52:29 No.14421834 >>14421779 "noob team i afk"

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:54:07 No.14421839
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>>14421831
>A fox you want is it? Hmm? A fuzzy creature to soothe your heart? Well, I cna do that jsut fine... Just sign here, I'll get you a fox all right...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:56:24 No.14421843 >>14421839 Fuck you, Robot Devil, you suck! And your songs are lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:56:43 No.14421845 >>14421779 "My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:58:28 No.14421847 >>14421845 YAYOYAYO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:58:33 No.14421848 >>14421779 "J'aime faire des croquettes au chien."

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 19:58:39 No.14421849
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>>14421843
>fine with me son, I suppose you didn't want the fox anyway?
>no sir, I'm sure the women back home will treat you just fine- not like they haven't in the past after all, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:00:04 No.14421852 >>14421849 Do I at least get to do a custom order on this fox, or are you just grabbing some random bitch from the multiverse?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:00:39 No.14421853 >>14421845 >MFW after years of seeing shit from the Fireball and Fallout Shelter community all I can imagine is a fucking >One piece bathing suit being the One Piece treasure

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:01:41 No.14421858 >>14421849 just alp my shit up

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:03:55 No.14421862
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>>14421852
>a fox, tall or short, flat or well endowed, muscled or soft, with a bushy tail, soft fur and a... Considerable sex drive...
>loyal to a T, all she asked is that you let her have her way with you when it goes into mating season

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:04:05 No.14421864 >>14421808 >fluffy tails and scaly tail Shit makes no sense. I'd still try hugging her.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:07:18 No.14421872
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>>14421862
Is magic an option? Or multiple tails? And I swear to God, Robot Devil, if you make her a fucking kumiho...

Though there are certain ones I might still be okay with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:08:19 No.14421876 >>14421864 Want it to make even less sense? Imagine that the fluffy tails have scales and that the scaley one has fur.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:12:47 No.14421891
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>>14421872
>not a liver-eater, unless you want it, some people are into that.

>I can make multiple tails, mix with another species, big tits, little tits, what have you...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:17:42 No.14421900 >>14421891 So what's the catch? Give me a contract to read, here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:19:43 No.14421908 >>14421891 I want a big girl to cuddle!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:21:04 No.14421914
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>>14421849
>>14421862
>>14421891
>Robot Devil spreads misery by suckering in anons with perfect monster waifus, who always come with a catch
>Luckily, the cool and beautiful lich has set up shop just over the street to remove the curses and pitfalls from the monstergirls, giving anons their dream waifu for a mere $20 per curse removal

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:23:31 No.14421927 >>14421914 Do I have to lick her boobs if I want to travel back in time?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:25:46 No.14421933
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>>14421900
>1 (one) "normal" (as stated by yourself) monster creature of the species "fox", multiple tails, large breasts, average height, does not eat human livers, any fur color, average weight, average musculature, average intelegence, no other details stated.

>in signing this contract you will pay the price of- transportation to the universe created by the artist and author "KC", acceptance that your new companion does enter heat once a month and you do need to submit to her desires for this time, and a signature acknowledging and accepting that you have read and understand these terms, and are in agreement with them, and possibly your soul, but you know how these things go.

>>14421908
>gonna have to give me more info than that son.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:26:59 No.14421941 File: 115 KB, 1024x768, 119_robot-devil_1024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14421914 >do not amuse me with your fanfiction boy. That lich sold me her soul and her body to live regardless of age.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:27:45 No.14421945 >>14421933 a kobold built to snuggle. Big breasts and a round bottom is a must! As well as very fertile. A healthy apatite would be good too.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:28:21 No.14421948
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>>14421891
Well, I don't see any possible way this could backfire! Let's start with a fox in the neighborhood of this body type, but fill out the hips a bit more. Give her glossy black fur with golden eyes and multiple long, fluffy fox tails, long enough to completely encase us both if she wanted. But not a full set of nine tails, only seven or so. I have a theory I want to test. And the magic, that's important, too.

Now if you'll just send over a copy of the contract, I'd like to have my lawyer look it over. If everything's in order, I can have it back to you signed within a few days.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:28:53 No.14421951 >>14421914 >Implying she's not a cynical drunk who uses a whole universe of damned souls to power her car battery.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:29:36 No.14421953 >>14421933 >>14421941 I told you to Alp me and give me to an Anon, do it you robot son of a bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:29:50 No.14421954 >>14421914 Until she gets bored and burns the shop to the ground

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:29:55 No.14421955 >>14421849 Suppose I get my Jewish lawyer to look at the contract first?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:30:23 No.14421956 >>14421951 >Not powering your stuff with the soul of a forsaken child Come on man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:32:45 No.14421962 >>14421956 >But why would you put the lock on the inside?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:33:15 No.14421963
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>>14421948
>few days
>Son, time might be as meaningless to me as dirt is to you. I have a schedule, and if you don't make a decision before I need some beauty sleep, you'll have missed out! I got other clients to fill!

>the body type is easy enough to do, thankfully for you!

>>14421945
>Germanic kobold?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:33:34 No.14421964 >>14421933 >goes into heat once a month >during her heat you must submit to her I'll bet her heat lasts at least 28 days and she's a sadist or some other deviant fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:35:04 No.14421967 >>14421962 You know, if you're...'alone.' >>14421963 Sure, I'd enjoy a germanic kobold with those traits.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:36:01 No.14421971

>>14421933
You know what? Fuck it.
Seven Kitsunes. Nine Tails Each. From KC's Monster Girl Encyclopedia universe. Big Breasts, Wide Hips, Fat Asses. All in love with me, all 100% Female. At no point male. Does not eat human livers, each one has a different fur color, in order (Red, Brown, Yellow, Green, Purple, White, Black) All of them 21 or their species equivalent, all willing to work for their own wages, One very smart, one who's /fit/, one who's slightly chubby, and the others are normal for their species, and all sharing my fetishes.
No futanari, no watersports, no CBT, no scat, and certainly no sounding.
Don't fuck me on this RD.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:37:35 No.14421976 >>14421948 Fucking beautiful picture right there.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:38:08 No.14421980
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>>14421955
>son, the Jews already sold their souls for riches long ago.

>>14421953
>Fine then. You are now this fellow:

http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/b3/1d/b31d3ef49e38a1a9cd42f4d512926054.jpeg
>(With the addition of wings of course)
>do try to pleasure your new master. He gets very frustrated when he doesn't do well in school.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:40:57 No.14421990
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>>14421963
Whoa now, I thought you were a business man? Are you really going to walk out on a deal over some professional courtesy? You clearly want this deal to happen as much as I do, but there's one fact you're forgetting: I have nothing to lose. I've been functioning just fine without a waifu for a while now, and even if I'm willing to part with my soul, I have to say that it's done wonders for me. Really, you need me more than I need you, so don't give me any of that time-crunch strong-arming bullcrap. Send us over the contract and you might just hear back from us in a few days. That is, assuming I or my legal counsel haven't decided to walk out on this deal. Now good day, sir!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:43:08 No.14422000
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>>14421967
>Sure, I'd enjoy a germanic kobold with those traits.
>so, one Germanic kobold, fit and active, good cardio, good "cardio", nice ass.

>>14421971
>Sure, I can do that.
>just sign.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:45:56 No.14422010 >>14422000 Yeah, I'm still fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:47:09 No.14422013 >>14421948 >Silent ruined that picture for me with unwanted feels. Yeah, I'm easily affected but you can still fuck yourself for it.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:48:05 No.14422020
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>>14421990
>ohhohoho! You trinta get smart with me are you? Well, your silly self indugant anime plots do you no good, because theyre plenty of things in the world you me! you didn't need a companion anyway! Im sure youll be just fine without her- after all, youre a strong, sucsessful boy, arent you? You underestimate how litty you matter, to a being without time! See ya chum!

>>14422010
>You the kobold boy?
>if so, I need your signature, in clear print, stating that you understand and accept the terms of the contract.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:48:51 No.14422024 >>14422020 What are the terms and conditions of the contract?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:53:30 No.14422037 >>14422020 Robot Devil, are you a happy person?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:53:45 No.14422038 >>14420674 Sorry that I don't have anything complete yet.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:55:44 No.14422042
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>>14422024
>one fit Germanic kobold, a big girl who you can snuggle, a healthy appetite, made for breeding, with a nice ass.

>>14422037
>why wouldn't I be? This is a good life... Plenty of time to relax, nice and warm living environment, plenty of "company"...

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:56:40 No.14422046

>you will never be dragged off to the bedroom by your wife.
>she will never lock the door and make a show of downing an entire doppelganger potion to herself, taking multiple times the recommended dose
>the room will never be flooded with an insane number lust crazed clones of your wife
>she will never giggle and shove you into the seething mass of fondling hands, roaming tongues, affectionate lips, erect nipples and wet pussies
>you will never be mass raped by an army of your wife, whilst laying on top of even more of her as they grope at you and masturbate
>you'll never stagger out of the room hours later once the spell has ended, drenched in her saliva and sexual fluids
>she'll never tell you she wants this to be a regular thing from now on, being addicted to feeling and watching you from almost every possible angle at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:57:05 No.14422048 >>14422042 >>14422042 Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:57:21 No.14422051 File: 130 KB, 1077x1387, gazer quackingmoron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wife

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:58:17 No.14422056 >>14422046 >your waifu is an undead >you tell her it felt like you were a victim in a zombie movie >she slaps you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:58:20 No.14422057 >>14422020 Well, it seems that we won't be able to reach an agreement then, Mr. Devil. I bid you good day, then. It's probably for the best, anyway. I doubt you could have actually delivered on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 20:59:55 No.14422066 What's the best part of a chubby Monster Girl? Her big soft breasts? Her large wonderful rear? Her plush pillowish thighs? Her cute poochy belly? Or her big sweet heart?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:00:12 No.14422068 >>14422051 cute wife

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:01:23 No.14422071 >>14422068 thank

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:01:23 No.14422072 File: 463 KB, 800x1000, bc8c887b4897a16c9e30a48f52114f294a5a2e1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422066 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:02:15 No.14422074 >>14421980 Bullshit. They Jew'ed other people out of their souls and sold those instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:03:38 No.14422081 >>14422046 >You will never get "revenge" on her the next day and drink a doppelganger potion >She'll never retaliate by also drinking a doppelganger potion >What follows is a massive orgy of doppelgangers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:04:44 No.14422086 >>14422066 All of the above.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:06:00 No.14422091 >>14422081 you know that sounds like one hell of a time. But what if each of the clones ate a rageing mushroom?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:06:21 No.14422093 >>14422081 >tfw you will never reach critical mass with your waifu, until you become a flesh planet of two souls entwined in eternal pleasure together It'd be like a sexual version of Dogscape. Monstergirlscape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:12:29 No.14422111 >>14422066 All that, and the feeling of being so close to her, and touching so much of her when you embrace.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:12:48 No.14422113
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>>14422081
>Fuck your wife in every position imaginable, double-and-triple team each other
>All at once
>Room is left with an uncleanable reek of sex and sweat
>Even months later, it still glows like Time Square under a blacklight
You have my boner's attention, sir

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:15:37 No.14422131 >>14422066 Cuddling with one when it's cold out and having amazing cuddlesex with.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:21:07 No.14422150

>>14422066
What Monster Girl would be best chubby, a short, medium, or tall one?

And specifically, what species would be best chubby?

Hard mode: List best chubby Monster Girl for all the types of Monster Girls you can think of. Harpy, Dragon, Undead, Lamia, etc.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:22:28 No.14422156

>>14422113

>Your bed sheets are strewn all over the place
>Some clothing is too
>You'd be honestly surprised if any neighbors didn't hear it.
>After the orgy neither of you can move much at all.
>You're just too tired to think about anything. All you can do is crawl over to your equally exhausted wife and cuddle with her, falling asleep together, nude on the bedroom floor.
>Cleaning this is going to be hell but that doesn't matter right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:23:20 No.14422159 >>14421779 "Bury me with my money."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:25:03 No.14422163 >>14422150 Short Holst and wurms would be good juby girls for the dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:26:16 No.14422167 >>14422081 >>14422113 >>14422156 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:29:19 No.14422175
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>>14422048
Alllright son, here you are! Your one and only!

Now, you got lucky buy. Germanic kobolds are SHAPESHIFTERS. they can be just about everything, and are well known for being pranksters. In their standard form they are short, hunched, warty things, generally unattractive to anything that moves. But since I am a kind evil robot drvil, I gave you the easy way out, with a more well known lizard-type kobold, fit, like you asked,with ample breasts and all that good stuff. You owe me! Well, you already paid I guess. With your soul. Anyway. Here is your creature!

http://i.imgur.com/vMbc5nNh.jpg this gigantic reptile, fit and strong, with visible muscles, an ass the size of a large building, and a length about akin to an nuclear powered aircraft carrier, she certainly is "built to snuggle-its not like there isn't much to hold on to! She has a good "appetite"- most of it is you- and to reflect on that her favorite fetishes are cock vore, and anal vore, nipple vore. It's "eating"- in a way. She doesn't like regular mouth vore as much though. It's kinda plain. She's of course "fertile"- just look at her equipment! And With huge breasts too. And of course she's strong of mind in addition to her rippling body, and loves sweeping you off your feet and having her way with you. She may be a lot to handle- but remember, she does "love you"- well, you never said she had to, but I certainly hope she does!

Remember, the contract has already been signed. you've paid with your soul. There's No going back.

>>14422057
>yeah, you do whatever you need to to convince yourself you aren't alone! HAW!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:32:47 No.14422180 File: 263 KB, 500x384, 1446083272340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422175

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:32:53 No.14422183 >>14422175 At least delete unrelated images when you post as much as you do. You've posted over 10 robot devil images. More than enough to get your point across.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:33:38 No.14422186 File: 76 KB, 1024x1082, dragonfly-aug-30-10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragonfly monstergirl(s)?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:36:32 No.14422191 File: 1.74 MB, 1000x1540, 1255560889931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We all have our waifus, but where would you ideally want to live with them? For me, it would either be some fantasy land citadel, or somewhere isolated and snowy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:37:23 No.14422194 >>14422150 Tall or medium Ryu, jubjub, wight, shriohebi, holst, jabberwock, nightmare, scylla, kraken, tentacle, and alraune. These are the monstergirls that I think would be look great chubby.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:37:26 No.14422196 >>14422186 No clue.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:38:34 No.14422198 >>14422191 Yharnam-esque Undead Kingdom in a comfy moderately sized mansion.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:39:09 No.14422201
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>>14422180
>Don't worry, its probably warm inside her penis!... Or nipples, or shitter- wherever you end up!
>hey, if you can amuse me enough, I might even make her gaurenteed to love you!

>>14422183
>Bahaahahhaha! I've taken your soul and your image cap!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:39:23 No.14422202 >>14422194 You are a man with great tastes, and I agree with just about all those Monster Girl choices. Wish we had some stories and art of them. I wanna stuff a plump jubjub and dine with a chubby haughty wight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:40:04 No.14422203 File: 776 KB, 800x1000, dragonfly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422186 We have this

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:40:18 No.14422204 >>14422191 A nice, humble little beach house on a Mediterranean coast.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:40:18 No.14422205 >>14422191 In a fantasy setting, outside of a mountain town.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:42:17 No.14422211 >>14422180 >>14422201 >OH! and one last thing! See that guy she's holding up? That's you. >now! >anyone else wanna strike up a deal?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:42:20 No.14422213 >>14422201 Is the alp still up for grabs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:43:19 No.14422220 >>14422211 >>14422213 >he went to some other fool, but I guess that I can make another one for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:45:09 No.14422229 >>14422175 Yeah... no... I voluntarily alp. Free alp here, don't care if your a hathorite or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:45:26 No.14422232 >>14422191 In an artificial gas torus with a high-tech infrastructure. Or a spaceship. Either one works.

>>	A Helpful Devil Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:47:17 No.14422236 >>14422229 >it's all right my friend, she loves you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:48:15 No.14422241 >>14422229 Hey Alp, you want some Milk? It's good stuff. Have some cake too, imported from a certain pocket dimension filled with smug cats and dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:48:23 No.14422242 >>14422229 Can I punch you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:50:10 No.14422250 File: 114 KB, 800x600, 1444586375303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FREE CORRUPTION OFFERING.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:51:07 No.14422257 >>14422236 Nope, my boner is so thoroughly killed that I alped. >>14422241 Sure, better than the alternative. >>14422242 Again, better than the alternative.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:51:18 No.14422258 >>14422250 I'll take it

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:51:30 No.14422259

>>14422202
Thanks, nice to know someone out their also shares great tastes as well. I agree, I want more chubby monstergirl art, chubby monstergirls are underestimated in how sexy and cute they can be . Plus, being cuddled by a kind, sweet, chubby scylla who who smiles at having found a cute guy who likes her body and personality, followed by her singing me a beautiful, heartfelt love song about how happy she is to have found a wonderful boyfriend and then ending with falling asleep, smiles on both our faces.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:51:47 No.14422261 >>14422201 Hey, Robot Devil- You hiring?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:52:14 No.14422265 >>14422191 A nice Victorian manor. I'd like something more high tech, but it would probably drive the Kiki crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:52:22 No.14422266 >>14422250 >>14422250 I'll ta- >>14422258 Crap. What you doing with it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:53:06 No.14422270 >>14422229 I'd never take an alp with such horrible grammar. >>14422250 I'll buy her for myself, take her to the privacy of my home and free her from her bindings, telling her to be more careful in the future.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:53:20 No.14422271 >>14421561 I damn near choked and it's your fault

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:54:08 No.14422276 >>14422257 Good, good. I hope you like being one very plump and very ara ara alp. Brace yourself for cuddle sex, lovey dovey dates, and cheek rubs.

A Helpful Devil Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:54:24 No.14422279

>>14422257
>Oh anon- don't be silly! Your soul is mine- you are obligated to the creature I have created for you.
>though, tell you what, if you manage to life inside her ass for a year straight- I MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE!
>BAHAHAHHAHA!

>>14422261
>Hmm hmm, what for...?

>>14422266
>I can make you another, if you want.....

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:55:23 No.14422284 >>14422279 get out of here with your shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:56:00 No.14422288 >>14422271 What from, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:56:08 No.14422290 >>14422265 Either drive her crazy or turn her into an alcoholic when she has all this spare time with nothing to do. Roomba's gonna take her job.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:56:25 No.14422291 >>14422276 Better than the alternative. Hell, go as far as you want, better than anything else. >>14422279 No,

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:57:09 No.14422293 >>14422284 I'm under the impression that this isn't the same guy that usually does the Robot Devil stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:58:57 No.14422300 >>14422291 Are you sure? You'd be amazed how soft I'm willing to make my Alps. I'd want them very soft. Incredibly soft. Immobile soft.

A Helpful Devil Sun, Nov 29, 2015 21:59:31 No.14422305

>>14422284
>I'm just helping people find love my friend.

>>14422291
>don't be so stubborn- your wife doesn't like a grumpy man!

>>14422293
breaking character for a second here- its multiple people who do this. It's like an /a/ days old meme. I've been around for years- but I'm not the oldest.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:00:12 No.14422308 >>14422293 Theres two of us that normally do it, I popped up afterwards and I know he's not me. I would never damn someone to a life with a furry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:01:30 No.14422312 >>14422300 Still better than the alternative. Just be sure to wash me every now and then. >>14422305 No

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:03:04 No.14422324 >>14422305 >years >but I'm not the oldest How's that for a happy thought. How can you possibly last that long here without giving up or not caring anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:04:24 No.14422330 >>14422308 >I would never damn someone to a life with a furry. You're the lesser of two evils. Bless you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:04:30 No.14422332 >>14422308 he was asking for that- not even specifying what gender he wanted. To be perfectly honest, I was impressed how good of a job >>14421971 did. I was reaaally thinking hard on how to fuck him over with that one. Round of applause, jewanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:04:32 No.14422333 So are undeads cold? Wights are sexy but I doubt they'd be nice to cuddle or fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:05:05 No.14422335 >>14422266 [x] mind break

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:05:50 No.14422338 >>14422333 They get warmer and warmer the more you cuddle and fuck them. By the time a Zombie turns into a Wight by cuddling you into the ground she'd probably be warm.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:06:22 No.14422339 >>14422333 Wights can probably warm themselves up at will.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:06:36 No.14422341 >>14422335 Ok, that's kinda boring but whatever.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:07:25 No.14422345

>>14422324
stuff like this. It's fun, and creative. I was always could at arguing, writing, thinking outside the box. And this is just a fun way of killing time. I don't really understand why some people can't take a joke and laugh along with the obvious absurdity that is this little "deal". It's fun, and I'm not harming anyone. And I'm certainly contributing more to creative thought than endlessly fighting about salt or yuri or furries until the mods come and ban everyone. This is all in good fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:08:26 No.14422347 >>14422341 I didn't say how I would do it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:10:32 No.14422350 >>14422347 Well? Share with the class.

>>	A Helpful Devil Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:11:59 No.14422353 >>14422347 >>14422350 Yeah, give me some material will ya?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:12:35 No.14422357 >>14422345 I didn't asked why post what you post. I asked a more general question about how anyone can spend years here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:13:00 No.14422359 >>14422345 >>14422332 I at least hope everyone will be able to laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:14:36 No.14422367 I need a Paladin girl and a name. For reasons. War reasons.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:15:02 No.14422369

>>14422357
...and I answered why I could. What were you expecting?

I can answer for myself -amusement, hot chicks- and for others -hatred of real women, disgusting the outside world- but not for everyone else here.

They like it. Or, I suppose more accurately to some people, dislike it the least out of all the options.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:15:07 No.14422370 >>14422350 I won't go into details, but I'll need at least seventeen butt plugs of various sizes and shapes, a demon and devil duo, the entire Canadian reserve of maple syrup, and some webcams

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:15:10 No.14422371 >>14422357 On mgt or 4chan? Either way you would be very surprised. You can have a life and still hang out here you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:16:03 No.14422375 >>14422367 Paula din

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:16:09 No.14422376 >>14422367 Helga

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:17:54 No.14422384 >>14422261 >>14422279 I'm a welder by trade, though I spend more time fixing the shit my coworkers break than anything else these days. Sound useful?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:18:02 No.14422386 >>14422369 >>14422371 fair enough

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:18:02 No.14422387

>>14422367
A little advice, just go ahead and do it.
The walls of text are utterly pointless and the events can only have about eight things happen to the characters anyway. If you really must do yet another waifu war then just get it out of the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:18:43 No.14422392 >>14422375 >>14422376 Still need a picture. Also some named characters because I'm just doing pre-existing characters with the exception of the paladins now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:19:20 No.14422393 >>14422370 Sounds sticky.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:19:45 No.14422398 >>14422387 I need character suggestions anon. Also see >>14422392 Waifu Wars are now held on the last Sunday of every month.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:20:59 No.14422402 >>14422386 How long have you been here? Do you plan on leaving at any time soon? I'm genuinely curious because there are many anons who stay on 4chan for years. The "don't forget: you're here forever" thing is a joke on many boards for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:21:16 No.14422404 >>14422387 I wish the guys shilling these and the roll for your MG shit would take a break.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:21:55 No.14422405 File: 255 KB, 509x862, draco3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422398 Dracosa

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:22:11 No.14422406

>>14422392
I can get you one tomorrow.

>>14422384
>well, you might be able to be the guy who welds my sides back on after what I just did to my most recent "customer".
>you could also be my... " companion helper", aa rare position that requires your soul and a serious makeover...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:23:49 No.14422409 >>14422404 Exactly. This guy is like a craftier version of commercial, he just isn't going to stop until even his most loyal fan is telling him to just fucking give it a rest already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:24:09 No.14422411 >>14422402 A year give or take a couple weeks, actually. Wow, where did the time go? And probably not anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:24:48 No.14422415 >>14422367 Brienne de l'Amorica, third of her name and last born to her mother. There. You have a name.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:25:05 No.14422416 >>14422409 I actually agreed to one a month anon. You just won't stop whining.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:25:50 No.14422419 >>14422416 Maybe you should just fuck off forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:26:19 No.14422422 >>14422419 Dude, chill the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:26:45 No.14422424 >>14422409 >manticores >these terrible games >other things that I can't think of It's a recurring thing here. I keep seeing Yetis get posted and I'm terrified they'll be added to the haram list

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:28:02 No.14422429 >>14422416 And you just won't stop posting a lame event where nothing new ever happens due to the limited system it uses. A system that anyone can use, yet you act like it's some original thing you thought up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:28:39 No.14422435 >>14422429 Dude, get a sense of humor or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:30:13 No.14422439 >>14422435 >he thinks only one person is telling him to stop You really are commercial 2.0

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:30:15 No.14422440 >>14422429 Except I don't think that, I just do it for fun and have fun with other people. I'm even taking a six month hiatus from them after next month's. And I'm considering changing the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:31:59 No.14422444 >>14422439 All he needs to do is add a passive aggressive name whenever he replies to someone telling him to stop and he really will be commercial 2.0

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:32:00 No.14422445 >>14422424 The problem with this place is that when something fun happens certain anons repeat it to the point where others will get sick of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:32:35 No.14422446 I want a yellow clad konouichi and her blue rival to fight over me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:32:52 No.14422447 >>14422439 >buzzwords >becoming to a following that doesn't exist >you're just as bad as x! >no fun allowed > a moderator in my mind! Hello Mr cancer.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:33:09 No.14422448

>>14422406

The former I could do in a few minutes. Even less if you don't mind a few weave-beads on your chassis.

The latter? Well... asking for more info outta you clearly doesn't go anywhere, so... meh, fuck it.

I'll do both if you throw in a case of beer and some smokes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:33:18 No.14422449 >>14422445 That's kinda why I've decided to stop for half a year after the next one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:34:48 No.14422453 >>14422447 Says the guy who wants the same shit repeated endlessly and no one can complain about it or else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:34:52 No.14422454 >>14422367 Angelica And use this >>14422250 as a picture

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:35:27 No.14422457 >>14422453 Thanks for trying to quote something I never said.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:36:15 No.14422462 >>14422446 You'll take the both of them, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:37:35 No.14422466 >>14422457 Its generally what I gathered from the utter gibberish you posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:38:25 No.14422471 >>14422462 Of course. Especially after when they're dog tired and their elegant fighting moves devolve into a rolling, grappling cat fight. That's when I get over there and give them both a tender dicking.

A Helpful Devil Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:45:44 No.14422494

>>14422448
>The latter? Well... asking for more info outta you clearly doesn't go anywhere, so... meh, fuck it.

>Ohhhh, its nothing, I just turn you into an alp/succubus, and you become my personal maid/lover ext, helping me with all sorts of tasks like torturing the damned, relighting fires, tempting mortals into sin, oiling my joints, relieving me of my... Sexual tension, bartering with sinners, tempting lust filled mortals into sin with your new body, managing the bank of souls, dislodging that one fellow frow the dick of his kobold wife,emotional support, watching anime h..hand holding... all extremely evil stuff.

>I'll pay your rent of course. You'll live in the underworld.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:47:53 No.14422501

Hypothetical situation, but lets say a friend of mine was in a bad accident and had his face covered in scars. The general facial structure is fine, but his face is just covered in a lot of scars. What monster girls would still find him attractive? Not all would czare about that right? Just wondering

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:48:59 No.14422506
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>Ask a wizard to give you the softest waifu in the world
>When you get home, your waifu is standing there, waiting for you
>She doesn't look any softer or chubbier
>But when you go to touch her, you see the effects of the wizard's transformation spell
>The outward texture of her skin and body hasn't changed
>But she is now essentially a walking, talking soft toy
>Though able to move about and support herself, it feels as if all the muscle and bone has left her body, and she can be squeezed, stretched, or otherwise distorted as much as any slimegirl
>And while impervious to harm, as she'll just absorb any impact or compress around any weapon, she is now entirely unable to exert her own force in any significant way, to the point where even a punch would feel like a soft pillow pressing into you
>This is why you shouldn't trust wizards

So, what monstergirl is she? How is her life affected by this bizarre change? And what's the first thing you do to her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:49:18 No.14422508 >>14422501 Prolly the war fetishist ones like jinko and such. Your friend all right mang?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:49:26 No.14422509 >>14422501 They care about your dick, not your face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:50:33 No.14422516 >>14422501 Lizardmen, salamanders, oni, anything that lights fighting, hostlaurs who think he needs healing, weresheep that one to cuddle him, baphomets who want a tough looking onichan. Any of them would have their reasons.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:50:37 No.14422517

>>14422501
If you're sticking to the MGE not a single one of them gives a flying fuck. Past that it'd depend on your headcanon. A werebat or something else mostly/completely blind (inb4 biologyfags) would also work. A nice unicorn or lich could probably fix the problem, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:51:01 No.14422523 Is it just me, or is sunday the absolute worst day for /mgt/? We tend to see the most "They don't love you, they love your dick" shits on Sunday.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:51:15 No.14422525 >>14422501 An ogre might mistake them for battle wounds and try to fight him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:52:24 No.14422530 >>14422508 >>14422516 Not tough looking, and my friend lacks to muscles to look bearmode or anything. More weak and frail unfortunately, with the scars making him look worse. >>14422509 Well that just sounds depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:52:58 No.14422532 >>14422501 A lava golem with a healing fetish would gobble him up tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:53:30 No.14422536 >>14422506 Slime

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:53:32 No.14422537 >>14422523 Nobody is taking your sunshine away from you anon, relax.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:54:04 No.14422538 >>14422530 Don't listen to anyone who says they only love you for your dick anon. People who say that are the worst kind of posters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:54:26 No.14422541 >>14422530 I still say jinko, maybe holstarus. Jinko because the fetishize the ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU thing, Holst because if they're not obedient pets they're pampering mothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:55:05 No.14422542 >>14422537 I'm just saying today is when it's densest. And it's also when the people who hate fun show up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:56:29 No.14422551 >>14422538 Really? Worse than the alp/yuri/futa posters? I think you should leave the hyperbole to KC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 22:58:12 No.14422562 >>14422536 Congratulations: The already liquid slime has been affected by the wizard's spell, turning her into a sapient cloud of warm, wet, lovable gas.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:00:55 No.14422570 >>14422551 Okay, so maybe not the WORST. But they're still bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:03:00 No.14422578 >>14422570 I think everyone can live with that.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:03:24 No.14422579

>>14422191
I'd like one of three places.

A wizard's tower jutting out the side of a high-up mountain.

A nice cabin in the woods, snug up against the foot of a mountain; secretly giving access to an even larger manor built right into the mountain itself.

Or three, a nice apartment in an Undead Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:03:44 No.14422580 >>14422536 Going by the description anon gave, this sounds like some rare crippling disorder with her not being able to function by herself

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:08:39 No.14422594
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>>14422191
I've always liked futuristic settings. I had consider at one time writefaging a story based around ftl. But I decided against it.

For most purposes, whenever I imagine an mg setting I usually imagine skyrim with rapists. So a setting like that would be fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:10:51 No.14422606 >>14422594 What is up with the pixelation in that image?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:11:52 No.14422607 >>14422606 Wait, nevermind, it's a canvas. Oops.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:12:19 No.14422611 >>14422606 It isn't pixilated for me...

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:14:53 No.14422620
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>>14422191
I'd like to live in a city of the dead, while I apprentice to a kuudere Lich to learn what I can about the forbidden art of Necromancy.

It would take awhile to adjust to Undead culture, but the moonlit nights would be amazing.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:15:49 No.14422625
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>All these people getting fucked over by Robit Devil

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ACCEPT THE LOVE OF HORSE PUSSY TO AVOID SUCH TRAGIC FATES!

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN HORSE CJ

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:18:18 No.14422633 >>14422625 Better damned than stuck with horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:19:04 No.14422636 >>14422625 I only accept Winter Pussy kingdom and their warm gifts

>>	A Helpful Devil Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:19:13 No.14422637 >>14422625 >I was doing them a favor!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:21:24 No.14422641 >>14422625 Fuck off, I've already pledged allegiance to fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:21:35 No.14422645 File: 343 KB, 769x1000, 1360382607961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422625 Just give me my Bicorn, and I'll be more than happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:23:24 No.14422650 >>14422645 Fresh outta bicorns, boss. You're gonna have to take yourself a unicorn and make her into a bicorn. You can handle that, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:24:04 No.14422653 File: 740 KB, 711x854, 1447690896065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422641 Do you go to the Fluffy Tail Shrine to pray at least once a month?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:25:25 No.14422661 Here we go. The Penultimate Waifu War before I go on hiatus for a half a year. Place your bets. http://i.imgur.com/bxPbOCG.png

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:26:58 No.14422669 >>14422650 Hell ye. Find me a unicorn and some slutty anubis and the harem'll be off to a good start immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:28:50 No.14422682 >>14422669 >Anubis >Slutty Why don't you start with a werewolf and work your way up, son?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:28:53 No.14422683 >>14422661 FUCK YES ITS HABBENING

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:30:33 No.14422689 I want to make my Kobold daughteru wear a frilly pink dress and act like a proper lady fro a whole day even though she's a bit of a tomboy! I want to spank her once for every time she slips up or gets pouty!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:30:54 No.14422693 >>14422625 I got my alps, I'm happy. Thanks anyways, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:31:35 No.14422697 >>14422661 Oni too stronk. http://i.imgur.com/8tJga5n.png >>14422683 I can't tell if you're making fun of me or if you're genuinely excited.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:32:21 No.14422702 File: 1.03 MB, 1920x1200, 17394923432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422653 Well I'm not gonna lie, most of the time I spend there is sneaking around, taking lewd pictures of the Foxes when they think they're alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:33:38 No.14422705 >>14422697 SHOULDA STAYED IN YOUR SWAMP, TIO SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED IN THE SWAMP

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:34:12 No.14422706 >>14422702 I hope you have a plan for if you get caught.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:34:51 No.14422708 >>14422697 Great job Helga. http://i.imgur.com/Ih9ZNej.png

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:36:46 No.14422718 >>14422706 I pull out my counterfeit 'Mofu Inspector' licence. If that doesn't work, it'll confuse them long enough for me to pull out a smoke bomb and make my escape. Nude Fox pics sell for a lot. A man's gotta eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:36:54 No.14422719 >>14422697 You had some weird fuckin contestants this time

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:37:54 No.14422726 >>14422708 FUCKING PALADIN-CHANS WHY DO THEY NEVER WIN GOS DAMNIT FUCK THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:38:03 No.14422727 >>14422708 And there goes my waifu. http://i.imgur.com/qAf8AlV.png

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:39:34 No.14422734
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>>14422718
I bet the sneaky foxes are just pulling an advertisement stunt. Bathe naked at the hot springs in plain view a lot, and the photographers practically hand over publicity to the shrine for free.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:41:26 No.14422740 Would a pit bull kobold have werewolf tendencies?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:41:44 No.14422745 >>14422708 They don't even care anymore. Why bother? An Alp won before they did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:42:30 No.14422750 >>14422734 They probably all know about pervert photographer Anon, they just play along because they like the attention and praise they get from the magazines they're published in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:42:36 No.14422751 >>14422653 I work there full-time as a professional tail brusher and cuddler.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:43:04 No.14422754 >>14422740 I would think so but she'd be the most lovable thing in the world when it comes to you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:43:39 No.14422755 >>14422727 Liz with the canon move. http://i.imgur.com/7Q5NFE1.png

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:43:51 No.14422757 >>14421576 >dat bayonet kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:44:44 No.14422758 >>14422740 She'd be short, tough, and have an almost perpetual grimace on her face. Given love, though, she'd be the most loyal kobold you could hope for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:44:52 No.14422761 >>14422740 She'd be a brick shithouse. like a midget minotaur that tail wag would knock shit over when she saw you, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:44:56 No.14422762 File: 428 KB, 1094x1500, 1396838387840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422734 >>14422750 It's a conspiracry! A conspiracy of fat fox fannies!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:45:34 No.14422765 >>14422757 It's TACTICAL

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:46:41 No.14422767 >>14422765 Tactical Tailbrushing Action

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:47:22 No.14422771 >>14422765 Yeah if you want to stab someone 0.5cm deep. She is a silly wolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:48:30 No.14422773 File: 109 KB, 600x914, 5ee8a4a01ec2f6b5194b1a55ad6a48e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422771 Do you even HSLD?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:48:37 No.14422774 >>14422761 And once she hugs you she'd be impossible to get off without patting her to sleep? Would she be so protective the post office makes you get a PO box because the mailman won't come to your door anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:48:52 No.14422775 File: 167 KB, 850x1189, 1441071498513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422750 Gods, how indecent. And to think that these lewd, devious kitsunes represent their shrines as pure and magical maidens.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:50:06 No.14422778

>>14422765
>bayonet
>on a designated marksman's rifle
my real issue is how short the knife is
>Chesty Puller, hallowed be his name, saw a flamethrower and asked where you put the bayonet
>>14422773
is she taking a deuce? Because I'm not into that, m8

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:50:25 No.14422779 >>14422775 But anon, their magic is powered by SEX! It'd be weird if they were both pure and highly skilled with magic! YFW high level MG mages would also be wizards in the sack

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:50:26 No.14422781 >>14422771 Actually that's fine. We're even taught that as a last resort we can still use the barrel of our rifle even without a bayonet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:50:59 No.14422783 >>14422755 Oni ride together. http://i.imgur.com/2J6LHuC.png

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:51:41 No.14422787 >>14422778 Nigga you high?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:52:11 No.14422788 >>14422762 I want to deflower a 1000 year old loli Kitsune!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:52:33 No.14422791 >>14422779 Just how far can a 9-tailed kitsune go when it comes to augumenting sex with her magic?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:52:43 No.14422792 >>14422783 Lez drama' moar kilin'

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:53:45 No.14422794 >>14422783 Tio is too pure. http://i.imgur.com/NN1660r.png

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:54:19 No.14422796 >>14422791 All of the way. ALL OF IT. No, not just that far, farther. A horny nine-tail could probably make a lilim blush.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:58:26 No.14422809 >>14422794 All these girls bullying the digital monstergirls. http://i.imgur.com/0ZFvZmv.png

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 29, 2015 23:59:37 No.14422814 >>14422809 Rip ladydevimon. You were pretty hot when I was 13. Not as hot as renamon though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:01:26 No.14422822 >>14422809 Does Fran's face look like the face of mercy? http://i.imgur.com/b0sWIyO.png >>14422814 For your own sake anon, I hope you typoed "Ranamon".

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:02:10 No.14422824 I would like to see a story about a foxes 9th tail emerging. I would make that night special for her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:04:15 No.14422831 >>14422822 Poor Tio. I almost feel bad for her. Almost. http://i.imgur.com/ZpPCd9I.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:04:50 No.14422834 >>14422822 >Ranamon Nope. It was renamon. Yes, I was sexually attracted to renamon at about 10. They grow up so fast don't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:06:22 No.14422841 File: 244 KB, 480x640, Fran.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422822 Her face looks like the face of a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:06:51 No.14422847 >>14422831 God damn it Caster. http://i.imgur.com/drrnN8v.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:08:26 No.14422853 >>14422847 OOOHHH AND THE DRUNKEN LOLI IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:09:26 No.14422856 >>14422847 Please stop bullying Tio. http://i.imgur.com/IAvOist.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:11:50 No.14422865 Kneesocks will win

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:13:31 No.14422869 >>14422865 I'm on team angewoman I got off to her when I was younger Too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:13:33 No.14422870 >>14422856 Pretty wise choices by most of the contestants this time. http://i.imgur.com/okLNrM7.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:15:05 No.14422873 >>14422870 buncha fuckin pussies this time around god damn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:15:56 No.14422875 >>14422870 Vintage Waifu > Modern Waifus http://i.imgur.com/e0eOeQG.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:18:52 No.14422884 >>14422870 Good dammit rip caster She was a good fox. >>14422875 Tio is lucky as shit. >>14422562 Not sure if want >>14422594 Where are her nipples

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:19:21 No.14422886 >>14422875 Being Tio is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:20:04 No.14422890 >>14422886 It will all be ogre soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:20:56 No.14422894 >>14422875 Perhaps Tio's luck is changing for the better? http://i.imgur.com/hY6RkZ8.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:22:36 No.14422899 >>14422894 I WANNA SEE SOME KILLING GOD DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:23:27 No.14422903 >>14422894 I hope lala fucking dies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:23:58 No.14422904 >>14422894 Nope nevermind. RIP Delicious Brown Alliance. http://i.imgur.com/m6Fe5AV.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:25:25 No.14422908 >>14422904 Finally.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:25:40 No.14422910 >>14422904 As long as worst girl (well, there are several worst girls) dies, I don't care who wins.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:28:05 No.14422916 >>14422904 We're on the Final Four. http://i.imgur.com/GJp0MS8.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:32:00 No.14422927 >>14422916 Fingers crossed that lala fucking dies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:32:56 No.14422929 >>14422916 GG Kneesocks. http://i.imgur.com/nKQv54Y.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:34:46 No.14422935 >>14422927 You can't kill the master of death

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:36:15 No.14422939 >>14422929 Couldn't go one war without this happening, huh? http://i.imgur.com/pik9N2v.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:36:38 No.14422941 >>14422935 I hope you can

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:36:55 No.14422942 >>14422939 HAH! Gayyyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:37:39 No.14422945 >>14422939 I remember when jinko won.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:38:19 No.14422947 >>14422939 Grats Lala. Fuckin' Grats. http://i.imgur.com/jzC9ZtU.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:39:36 No.14422949 >>14422947 YEESAS YESSS YESSS OH MY GOD IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:39:44 No.14422950 I want to do things to Angewomon so despicable that she instantly digivolves into Lilithmon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:41:02 No.14422955 >>14422947 Angewomon wins! http://i.imgur.com/W4BPdEt.png >>14422950 Actually impossible, enjoy your Ophanimon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:41:16 No.14422956 >>14422950 Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:43:06 No.14422966 File: 1.36 MB, 1024x1280, cf690f7f8e786359a32f092c46874272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422955 YESSSS HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS LITERALLY THE IDEAL ENDING FOR MR ALL THAT MASTURNMBATION MUST HAVE GIVEN HER POWER BEST GIRL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:43:21 No.14422967 File: 298 KB, 480x270, lilithmon showing off.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422950 She seems like she'd be fun to be around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:44:46 No.14422971 File: 683 KB, 800x1131, 1a86c8d62af0c86be8f9acec32359312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14422966 *MASTURBATION SORRY YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW GREAT THIS IS OH MY GOD 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:44:52 No.14422972 >>14422955 And here's the rankings. I had a little fun, that one guy got to see Lala die in an incredibly undignified way, and a Digimon took the gold. http://i.imgur.com/31t99uI.png See you guys in a month for the next Waifu War.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:44:57 No.14422974 >>14422966 Beast gril. I want to take her helmet off and pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:45:22 No.14422975 >>14422955 You going to fuck off now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:45:35 No.14422977 File: 374 KB, 597x800, Hathor1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread has now been claimed in the name of the Hathor and her bountiful breasts!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:45:53 No.14422979 >>14422975 Eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:47:28 No.14422983 I want to make my Kobold daughteru wear a chastity belt because she keeps rubbing her bits on me and whining lewdly while company is over and it's really embarrassing!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:48:31 No.14422985 >>14422972 Mink tho wit dat k/d >>14422974 My man. I propose we celebrate by fucking her! https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/115516?tags=angewomon+order%3Ascore >>14422975 Eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:48:36 No.14422986 >>14422977 Praise Hathor and her magnificent brown breasts!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:49:26 No.14422989 >>14422977 How now, brown cow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:49:38 No.14422990 >>14422986 >>14422977 SHE DIDN'T WIN AIN'T NO WAIFU OF MINE. https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/1d7eb30aa9a161ad76dc87116dd7d722.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:49:52 No.14422991 >>14422985 Tender dickings in the missionary position only.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:51:37 No.14422995 >>14422991 I don't have a pic of that https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-64e692ac0b44dc24b0846af89ac31c23.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:55:11 No.14423000 >>14422990 >>14422995 >Digimom talks in the thread Reminds me, I have to find out the release schedule for Tri Alphamon gives absolutely zero fucks about anyone in the first movie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:55:48 No.14423006 >>14422966 Who the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:56:14 No.14423007 >>14423000 I haven't seen anything past frontier desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:57:00 No.14423009 I want to lead a ryuu into a drought-stricken area, then touch her reverse scale and flee for my life!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:57:02 No.14423010 >>14423007 baka desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:57:15 No.14423014 >>14423006 THE WINNAR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 00:59:00 No.14423018 >>14423007 Tamers is okay, but slow at first Don't bother with Xros Wars Tri is set a few years after 02 and follows the original 8 kids again And as far as we know, the 02 kids are dead as fuck right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:00:55 No.14423022 Is it too much to ask for a blindfolded blowjob from your loli fox waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:06:04 No.14423034 >>14423018 >Tri is set a few years after 02 and follows the original 8 kids again O shit nigga what Did they really hate the ending that much? I hope they don't cock up tamers. It had a god tier ending

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:06:57 No.14423038 >>14422809 Dammit, she deserved better. LadyDevimon was the first female anything I was attracted to dammit. >>14422955 Oh well, at least second best won.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:08:28 No.14423044 >>14423018 That opening sequence was brutal. Fuck Alphamon is the shit. >>14423034 They just might.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:13:03 No.14423055 >>14417899 I'm coping badly. I need my new dose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:13:33 No.14423060 >>14423044 >Fuck Angemon >Fuck Gatomon >Fuck Togemon >Fuck Garurumon >Fuck Birdramon and Kabuterimon in particular >Megas barely slow him down Shit gets hype when the very first movie has to bring in Omegamon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:22:20 No.14423073 Sexualizing Digimon again? Tut, tut. I bet LadyDevimon used her red claws to corrupt you all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:23:41 No.14423077 >>14423060 I think my favorite was when he swatted Togemon with an off-hand backhand like the goddamn Batman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:29:21 No.14423086 Do I really need to watch digimon S2 to enjoy the new stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:29:31 No.14423087 >>14423073 Son I've wasted so many potential children on renamon, it'd make even a dark matter blush.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:30:14 No.14423092 >>14423087 Furry please no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:33:30 No.14423101 >>14423092 Not even furry man. So much cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:37:50 No.14423117 >>14423009 Expecting a deluge? >>14423010 You think that's bad? I only ever saw the first two series! And I didn't even see every episode of either!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:40:42 No.14423121 I want to make my Kobold daughteru wear a bib at the table even though she's far too old for one!

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:43:55 No.14423129

>>14423009
Oh yeah! Well I want to not have sex with my Holstaur wife starting on January first, then keep refusing and refusing all the way up until valentines day, then I want to take her somewhere I know is going to be decorated with all the red and pink hearts and wait until she tries to jump me, then I want to reveal the solid red track suit I've been hiding under my clothes the whole time and start running to a hotel where I've already rented a room, then when she burst down the door of the room I want her to see that is the honeymoon sweet so everything is red, the bed is a giant red heart, the walls are red, the carpet is red, and I'll be wearing red underwear!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:43:56 No.14423130 I've been fiddling with the settings on my new monitor all day and I want to know What the fuck happened in here? This looks worse than the usual Sunday fun times.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:45:47 No.14423135 Thinking about writing something. Suggestions for one of the newer girls who hasn't gotten much love yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:46:06 No.14423137 >>14423121 Are you a new waifufag?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:46:21 No.14423139 >>14423135 Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:46:32 No.14423140 >>14423129 And that is how Anon got pelviscerated so hard even several ushi were stunned. In the middle of the street because he never even had a chance of getting close to that hotel room. RIP Anon's penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:47:08 No.14423143 >>14423135 Humpty egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:47:18 No.14423146 >>14423135 Seconding Raiju. Seems like fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:48:10 No.14423151 >>14423137 Not particularly, just a lazy writefag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:48:39 No.14423153 >>14423139 >>14423146 Alright. Might be a while, I'm slow. I'll try to finish something up by the end of the night.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:50:10 No.14423162 How will you console your MG daughteru when she can't play SW: Galactic Dance Off because the camera doesn't properly recognize MG appendages? Alt worse version how do you console your waifu in the above scenario?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:50:23 No.14423164 >>14423143 Humpty Egg is shit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:51:16 No.14423166 >>14423162 I tell them to get rid of that shit and then we'll play CTR like a happy family.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:51:51 No.14423169 >>14423162 That's fine, it's shit anyway. She can still dress up like an idol and play DDR with me before I cuddlefuck her though.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:52:27 No.14423173

>>14423162
By buying them a good star wars game.
Like Battlefront 2 or the either of the two KotoRs.

Anyways, good night Anons, rest well and remember not to burn down the game.

Instead, think about something you couldn't talk to your waifu about without a disagreement breaking out.

For me it would be anything about ME3.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:52:44 No.14423176 >>14423162 Why would she want to play in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:53:33 No.14423179 >>14423173 >ME3 THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS - Captain Picard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:56:22 No.14423190 >>14423086 Thus far? No. All that's been shown relevant to 02 is the four new kids getting their shit kicked in, and Takeru and Hikari having the 02 devices.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:57:34 No.14423191 >>14423173 Waifus and vidya, huh? >play MGSV >bring Eli back to base >he grabs your knife and tries to kill you >waifu wants to adopt him now, he has spirit!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:58:20 No.14423192 >>14423179 That is a technicality and I am still salty over that. Just like when my friends claim that origins isn't the best dragon age. >>14423191 His BROOOTHER is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 01:59:34 No.14423196 >>14423192 >origins isn't the best Wait, what? It was the only good one, and I'm not letting EA fool me anymore. Your friends suck. Get new ones.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:03:02 No.14423200

>>14423196
I explained to them that it's content was similar to Kotors, which was fine.

One responded how she hated when she missed when she attacked.

I'm not allowed allowed to talk about Bioware games around them and them around me any more.

The ironic part is they're in my DnD party and that Kotor is an old DnD rules set.
They like Dragon Age 2 Anders.
They acknowledge he's a shithead but they still like him.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:05:37 No.14423205

>>14423200
Anders did nothing wrong. The only weird thing is that he was suddenly after your D because muh progressivism.
Let's just appreciate Morrigan & Sten in our hearts and ignore Dragon Age from now on.
Do aliens count as MGs? Because some Tali or Liara booty would go nicely now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:06:29 No.14423206 >>14423176 Anon, please, we're talking about the thought process of both Monsters and Girls. One cannot seek to understand such beings in the same way that MAMANO MANA can never be understood. It just works.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:07:12 No.14423209 >>14423205 Pretty sure Xeno girls don't count as monstergirls, sorry. But holy damn does Tali have a booty, and a sexy accent to boot. Someone should draw her as a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:07:13 No.14423210 >>14422977 But I want to worship Set's fluffy paws!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:08:42 No.14423212 >>14423209 >Xeno girls don't count B-but everyone loves dumb alium from JWWW! >Tali's accent Unf. But what girl would she be drawn as? She has those funky legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:08:42 No.14423213 >>14423205 I don't think so. I do miss Sten and Morrigan though. Only way I'm spending money on ME4 is if it's used so EA doesn't get a cent. >>14423209 Tali a best. Garrus and Wrex get honerable mentions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:10:48 No.14423220 >>14423213 >I do miss Sten and Morrigan though Morrigan in Inquisition wasn't so bad. My Warden sent her a lewd letter. That's enough of that though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:11:18 No.14423224 >>14423212 Well what girl has the best child bearing hips, a thick ass, and would look great in a spandex catsuit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:12:23 No.14423227 >>14423220 I didn't buy Inquisition. Sera is an orc, that's all I can think of.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:14:08 No.14423231 >>14423224 I have a wicked idea. Draw her as a Cyclops so she has an excuse to wear that helmet. That way her tech skills are also explained by species.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:14:24 No.14423232 >>14423224 Kobold with them hips. She's peppy and would have the digitigrade legs.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:17:46 No.14423244

>>14423209
>>14423205
Eh, some do.

You wouldn't count Human Aliens, like in Star Wars, because really, they're just humans.
You wouldn't count non-intelligent species, because that'd be bestiality.
And of course, things that would likely resonate more as "Furries".

But Quarians or Asari? I think they strike the balance that makes "Monster Girls" appealing. Same with like, Twi'lek from Star Wars, among others. Albeit a lot of those are pretty cosplay-tier, just having weird head-tentacle things. Quarians at least have the digitigrade feet, and some reptilian features (Apparently).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:19:27 No.14423250 >>14423244 So Tali IS an acceptable /mgt/ waifu? That'd be swell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:21:13 No.14423253 >>14423244 So then I can talk about how much I want to fuck a Quarian and watch her ass jiggle? Because holy shit, do ALL Quarian women have 10/10 hips and asses or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:21:51 No.14423255 >>14423250 She's more of a /v/ waifu I think

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:21:56 No.14423256 >>14423253 Women wear high heels to emphasize their rumps. Quarian women have natural high heels.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:23:11 No.14423261 >>14423255 We can have waifus that are from /a/, why not /v/?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:25:57 No.14423270 >>14423255 I'd say >>14423261 has a valid point in that regard. So long as the subject is sufficiently non-human, but not so far as to count as a "Furry", or worse, I'd say you're golden.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:26:18 No.14423272 >>14423209 Tali is a monster girl though http://orig05.deviantart.net/76d2/f/2012/071/5/2/tali__zorah_unmasked_by_keldabe92-d4sljct.png

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:27:57 No.14423278 >>14423272 I'd take the spiders pick over that. That image still gets a smirk out of me whenever I see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 02:53:51 No.14423350 >>14423261 >>14423270 But /jp/ and /a/ are meant for japanese or at least east asian media, while Tali's firmly rooted in western media. Then again I don't really care to be honest, far be it from me to get in the way of a man and his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:14:25 No.14423383 >>14423086 No. In fact, Tri seems to hate S2.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:15:34 No.14423385 >>14422979 >>14422985 I want an alp to eat a dick!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:19:37 No.14423392 >>14423385 Would it be theirs that fell off, so they may absorb their lost spirit energy and become bombshells fast? Or yours, to suck wantonly and get the cream filling out without biting?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:20:49 No.14423396 >>14423385 What if it's too big for them to eat?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:21:00 No.14423398 >>14423392 The latter I hope. The former is disturbing and reminds me of Rubber Soul.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:22:47 No.14423406 >>14423396 Then they'll try while fighting their intimidation caused by the dick and it'll look adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:26:49 No.14423416 MGC name brands. I'll start: Gummi-Wocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:30:36 No.14423425 >>14423416 Sinnamon Toast Crunch The taste only the Sabbath can see

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:30:47 No.14423426 >>14423383 The way that Sora seems to be fretting over and flip-flopping between Taichi and Yamato seems indicative of that, if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:31:35 No.14423429 >>14423140 Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:32:20 No.14423434 >>14423426 That's a good fucking reason to hate S2 in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:32:33 No.14423435 >>14423416 Baph-lite, the cheap and mass produced beer of choice for many people in MGC. Critics say that the drink is just as flat as it's goat girl mascot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:33:52 No.14423437 >>14423434 "Fuck Zero 2 in the eyesocket" is a good comment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:35:31 No.14423440 >>14423425 >>14423435 Are goat lolis all you people can think of?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:39:44 No.14423449 >>14423440 Well I wanted to avoid naming a brand after alps because I just alp posted a few minutes ago but since you asked... Stage 3 Lingerie, makeup, perfumes, and clothing for the succubus that knows what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:41:05 No.14423451 >>14423416 Frosted Rapes, theeeeyyyy'rre tigers!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:41:08 No.14423452 >>14423440 Goat lolis with PHAT asses in tight shorts on all fours on a table with the words 'Bake Sale' on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:42:08 No.14423454 >>14423452 Don't they have any jinko lolis?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:48:12 No.14423463 >>14423454 They eat Frosted Rapes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:49:08 No.14423470 >>14423452 That was a good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:49:44 No.14423472 >>14423463 So, they're violent rapist loli jinkos? I'll take three.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:50:34 No.14423476 >>14423454 Probably. >>14423470 Wish I could find the screen shot of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 03:59:15 No.14423496 >>14423416 Liquid Shog Drain Cleaner >contains 1 active culture

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:03:41 No.14423504 >>14423435 Lieutenant Morgan's Spiced Rum Made with 100% pure all-natural Spice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:06:04 No.14423507 >>14423504 Isn't Spice just crystallized Sandworm pussy juices?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:06:30 No.14423508 >tfw no catgirl imouto to sit on your lap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:10:23 No.14423516 >>14423449 >Stage 3 Because they REALLY know what a guy likes?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:13:01 No.14423525 My Ant Queen mom says I'm not allowed to have a waifu because it's too dangerous. She says I should just stay in the nest where it's safe. And not get a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:13:13 No.14423528 >>14423516 Of course. They've got the perspective and the experience that can only come from being in their shoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:14:36 No.14423535 >>14423507 Honey comes from a Bee's behind, Milk comes from a Cow's behind, So what if Spice comes from a Worm's behind!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:14:57 No.14423536 After marathoning Master Keaton over the weekend, I can't help but wonder how much fun it would be to follow the adventures of an insurance investigator when there's Wurms and Ushi-Onis and stuff around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:15:42 No.14423539 >>14423525 Tell her you have biological needs that must be fulfilled. Take what comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:16:08 No.14423540 >>14423525 Tell her if you get a waifu, you can start up a new colony and spread her mighty empire across the land.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:18:43 No.14423546 >>14423540 >>14423539 I think she wants more kids h-help

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:19:45 No.14423548 >>14423546 If she's a mom she should know how it's done, just follow her instructions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:19:55 No.14423549 >>14423546 No, just let it happen, Anon. Just let it happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:37:53 No.14423570 I want to build a pumpkin chucking trebuchet powered by two Kobold girls running in giant wooden wheels.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:38:41 No.14423571 >>14423570 For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:45:20 No.14423578 >>14423571 To chuck pumpkins at the cat kingdom probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:46:58 No.14423582 >>14423578 I have no clue why you would do such things, and I'm going to go hang out with my Wyvern buddy and see which side is the first to pay for our services.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:52:21 No.14423600

>Parents aren't rich by any stretch of the imagination, but you still end up the playdate for a pair of Dhampir twins
>Their father went Incubus shortly before they were born, so they had nothing to stimulate that latent Electra complex that their kind usually have
>Still, they always wanted the play the same thing
>You would play the part of the father, one of them would be the mother and the other one would try to save you from "the clutches of the evil Vampire"
>They both ended up sucking your blood a fair bit over the years while playing the part of the Vampire
>The three of you became inseparable as you grew up
>You even got into the same college and majored in the same subject
>The fact that neither one of them ever tried to fuck you was something that astounded everyone who heard about it, but having grown up with them since the three of you could just barely talk, you never really took note of it
>A lot of guys tried to hit on them, and a lot of guys got turned down
>You saw it all because they were always with you, they'd even come and wake you up every morning, to both the anger and jealousy of everyone on your floor
>They always said the same thing, that whatever guy was asking them out wasn't their type
>They never showed any interest in you at all though beyond the friendly/sisterly shit, and you were too much of a pussy to risk ruining that, so the status quo continued
>College comes and goes
>It's the day of the graduation ceremony
>You parents are sitting with their parents
>Your mother is wearing some expensive looking jewelry
>Your father's wearing an expensive looking suit, too
>You don't remember having that much money, hell you got by on scholarships and the Dhampir girls' parents tossing in a little money to cover the rest
>You get your degrees, and you turn to go meet with your parents when the girls grab both of your wrists and start dragging you in the other direction
>You ask where they're taking you, and they shoot each other a grin and tell you "you'll see"
>They drag you to a secluded room on the other side of campus and push you inside
>You hear a pair of zippers but them both lean their heads over your shoulders before you can turn around
>"Hey, don't you think it's finally time?" Valerie asks from your right
>"Yeah, I think we've waited long enough." Cassandra replies from your left
>They knock your cap off as they come around in front of you
>The first thing you notice is their unzipped gowns
>The second thing you notice is that they're not wearing anything underneath
>"We've waited a long time."
>"We didn't want to risk not graduating together."
>"But now we're finally done."
>"And you can be our husband."
>That back and forth thing was kind of wei- wait did you hear husband?
>"Oh don't look at us like that Anon, we know how you feel about us."
>"We know why you never made a move either, we were worried about the same thing."
>"But mom didn't buy you so that we could just be friends."
>The expensive clothes and jewelry your parents were wearing finally clicks, but the thought is snuffed out before you can really process it by a pair of fangs sinking into your neck and a pair of lips pressing against your own
>They pull away after several seconds, and in unison say "We're going to be together forever, husband." before switching positions and continuing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 04:54:46 No.14423605 >>14423600 Everything went better than expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:00:56 No.14423621 >>14423600 Meh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:02:12 No.14423622 >>14423600 7.5 out of 10

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:13:41 No.14423647 >>14423600 Well, at least they didn't shove it in your face all your life, and let you come to liking them on your own, naturally, over the years? Overall, pretty damn gud.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:21:01 No.14423663

>>14423600
I still wish we had a story where a jelly Wight uses a spell to trap Vampire wife in bat form, kidnaps the husband and it's up to the estranged Dhampir daughter to save her family. While her batty mom is giving commentary and criticism over her shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:28:14 No.14423675 I want to go goonbagging with a kangaroo girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:31:53 No.14423683 >>14423600 A standard greentext. But after all the shit ones lately it's just what I needed. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:49:39 No.14423727 Thanks robot devil for shitting up the image limit, I was going to write a little story about a tribe of CC amazons who haven't seen a man in 30 years and draw a bit to accompany with the story, but NO.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:51:19 No.14423730 >>14423727 I think we're 4th to the end. I've been waiting to post the new MonMusu online girl, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:51:25 No.14423731 >>14423727 Lies, all lies. Thread is almost dead anyways, just post in the next one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:51:47 No.14423733 >>14423727 We're 4 threads away from dying, you could go to bed and wake up to a new thread tommorrow.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 05:54:24 No.14423736

>>14423727
We're near the end of the line, you can do that soon enough.
I agree about the robot devil guy though, he spammed way too many pictures of him. It's a fun idea and isn't as overused and tired as some of the other stuff like the rolls or waifu war, but he should have kept the image posting down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:02:06 No.14423743 If an anon is husbando'd to a lamia, which one in the relationship is the snake eater?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:03:13 No.14423745 >>14423743 >Not the Snake Eater Outer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:14:50 No.14423767 >>14423743 Lyall

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:17:06 No.14423772 >>14423736 That was a different guy from the normal robot devil guy. I think it was the guy who doesn't use greentext right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:17:42 No.14423774 >KC posted preview pages for the Cheshire Doujin Oh my, this shit is lookin' good.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:19:17 No.14423778

>>14423772
> I think it was the guy who doesn't use greentext right.
no that's me, and I don't do the robot devil stuff that's another anon
>tfw you fucked up greentexting one time and now just do it to piss people off in the thread
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:20:03 No.14423780 >>14423774 >That smugness KC doing god's work, so far it's everything I hoped for.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:22:22 No.14423787 >>14423745 Unvirtous Mission.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:24:11 No.14423789 >>14423778 >one time You fucked up many times, and kept doing it until people pointed it out. And it doesn't make anyone mad, it just makes you look dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:24:48 No.14423793 >>14423774 Quick Imgur upload. http://imgur.com/a/Kzo6n Looking awwright desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:27:20 No.14423796 >>14423793 Holy shit, look at that mons pubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:32:16 No.14423806 >>14423793 Oh baby He should just do MGE doujins full-time. He's running out of ideas anyways.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:32:32 No.14423808

>>14423793
HOLY SHIT.
I want KC to make a doujin for almost all the girls, I love his designs.
The only think I hate is their orgasm faces. Their mouths look like their lips are melting when KC is trying to make them look like they're having a good time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:35:40 No.14423811 >>14423793 What a friendly looking feline.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:41:47 No.14423819 >>14423806 >spoiler Doesn't look to me that he any near does. He could be using some of the less exotic ideas for now, though. >>14423808 >doujin for almost all the girls What I'd give to have him make a Mantis one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:49:56 No.14423833 >>14423808 I kind of like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:51:52 No.14423842 >>14423819 >Kuudere Mantis or Lich >hotblooded werewolf or lizardman tomboy >ara ara Wight >anything involving a Yeti If KC did any one of those next I would be very, very happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 06:58:02 No.14423853 >>14423842 >>14423819 >>14423808 To be honest, I'm just surprised that his first is a Cheshire and not a Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:01:17 No.14423857 >>14423853 >whoring his rabu dabu waifu to other's eyes It's obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:08:43 No.14423868 >>14423857 There's already official art of Baphomet getting fucked. KC is a C U C K.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:09:51 No.14423870 >>14423868 Who isn't these days?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:12:58 No.14423878 >>14423868 A chicken?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:15:23 No.14423885 >>14423870 A lot of our shitposters, it's the thinking man's fetish after all. >>14423878 Chicken harpy when? A harpy who's terrified of everything would be adorable.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:17:32 No.14423891

>>14423808
Personally, I like his "Drooling" look; but I can at least see why you don't like it. To each their own.

>>14423819
>>14423842
Would love a Mantis, Lich, or Anubis Doujin. Something with a Dragon or Wyvern, or an Angel getting corrupted, would also be great.

Maybe someday, we'll have doujins for every girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:23:42 No.14423907 >>14423549 >>14423548 The nest is a great place to live. Everyone is welcome. Come visit sometime. :-)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:28:42 No.14423925 >>14423907 Ho-ho, my lad! Down go, my lad!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:38:26 No.14423955 >>14423261 Do you want half of /v/ here? As if we didn't have enough retards already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:38:33 No.14423956 >>14423793 That faggotcat, oh my. Shut up and take my fucking money, KC!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:48:40 No.14423980 >>14423955 Ah, yes. I forgot everyone on 4chan is psychic, to the point where they will immediately notice when people talk about subjects relevant to them in a thread on a board they don't even visit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:55:45 No.14423996 >>14423955 >Waifu Souls >Monster Girl Solid >Ammy What is problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 07:56:17 No.14424003 >>14423955 I think they're already here anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:15:36 No.14424041 I've been waiting for like 2 hours to post this thing, but in that time we've only moved two threads closer to the end of the board. Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:17:16 No.14424046 >>14424041 sleep tite nonners

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 30, 2015 08:18:42 No.14424051 >>14424041 We're not going anywhere. Maybe take the time to give whatever you're going to post one last glance over, too.

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