Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:54:36 2015 No.14407932 [Reply] [Original]

Thanksgiving is almost over and the birds are stuffed.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:56:05 2015 No.14407938 >>14407919 Damn, Kunoichi are rad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:56:40 2015 No.14407939 File: 487 KB, 480x960, 0aa2d1c6a08b1687f8a4cec9b5b8ff3c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to feed your pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:57:12 2015 No.14407942 >>14407919 >Live in Ninja Villages >Can use Hand Signs to do crazy magical things Kunoichi confirmed for Naruto Tier. Now I want to see a Succubus Hinata. Also MGE Kunoichi dressed like a Taimanin Asagi girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:59:10 2015 No.14407950 >>14407923 Hot as hell.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:59:12 2015 No.14407951

>>14407924
What? No, I'm loving this. It's hilarious and makes chuu2 ninjas that much more endearing.

I want a kunoichi to pop up behind me and yell "I JUST GOTTA GET LAID, THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL... HUSBAND!" before stabbing me in the back with a manticore spine. It'd be great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:00:00 2015 No.14407954 >>14407942 I just want a Kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:00:21 2015 No.14407955 File: 351 KB, 693x800, 1448564511279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to worship Abigail's meaty thighs!

>>	swiss Momo Thu Nov 26 18:00:29 2015 No.14407956 >>14407931 >having to observe some anon shitpost worst mission ever >>14407942 Naruto didn't invent any of those things though

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:01:20 2015 No.14407960 >>14407955 Those are some fucking ham thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:01:42 2015 No.14407961 >>14407956 >Naruto didn't invent any of those things though Shhhhhhhhhhhh Sssssssshhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:02:53 2015 No.14407965 >>14407955 >>14407960 They must be fat from Thanksgiving I want to snuggle them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:03:06 2015 No.14407966 >>14407960 Yes, they would be great for fucking. Wish the image was larger though, with Mono's style and the picture that small it just looks kinda blurry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:07:06 2015 No.14407974 >>14407950 >Encouraging that shit No, bad Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:07:55 2015 No.14407977 Uh Oh! Your Puppy or Kitten Daughterus have fat little tummies after all that Thanksgiving meat! What do you do with them as they all lay there rubbing the fat little orbs called stomachs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:08:57 2015 No.14407979 I want a centaur NEET to go on a rampage through the basement, after being Rick Rolled one too many times

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:09:04 2015 No.14407980 >>14407977 I don't have kids, and Thanksgiving was last month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:10:04 2015 No.14407982 >>14407977 Naked bellyrubs for everybody!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:11:41 2015 No.14407984 File: 155 KB, 850x850, Slurp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:11:56 2015 No.14407985 >>14407979 Go away Reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:13:30 2015 No.14407990 >>14407985 nice meme Here's your reply

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:14:11 2015 No.14407994 >>14407951 I never thought a Kunoichi would be capable of yelling anywhere aside from the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:15:06 2015 No.14408002 File: 844 KB, 1920x1080, OKTTOOOBBAAHHFFEEESSSTTT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you make the completely safe and secure journey to Horse Pussy Kingdom to get some of the best Thanksgiving feasts the world has ever seen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:17:05 2015 No.14408008 >>14408002 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:17:39 2015 No.14408012 File: 96 KB, 489x700, H4Eh9B8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408002 Not unless pic related is my feast and I don't get raped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:20:15 2015 No.14408022 >>14408002 I'm sorry, I prefer the Jabberwock Bar Maidens. Could you send those please?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:22:47 2015 No.14408027 File: 49 KB, 540x800, Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408008 >>14408012 >>14408022 >Not going to the World's Best Feasts Holy shit, do you people not like good food and drink or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:23:19 2015 No.14408028 >>14408027 I don't like horses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:24:11 2015 No.14408031 >>14407977 Cuddle them all with the mother on the couch and watch a movie, while everyone purrs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:24:39 2015 No.14408034 >>14408027 I find the vast majority of food and drink to be disgusting thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:25:43 2015 No.14408038 I want to put an egg vibrator in my Kobold daughteru and then lock her in a chastity belt!

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:25:56 2015 No.14408040
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>>14408028
I'm talking about food! Brew! Ale! Meat off the bone! Porkchop Sandwiches!

Spider Pussy Kingdom would be there too with their own exotic food and drink!

>>14408034
Mein Gott, your life must be awful! Horrible! TTtteerrriibblleee!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:26:44 2015 No.14408043 File: 1.93 MB, 1600x1131, st_patrick_s_calamari_by_phanaxial-d9e85gl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408027 Sorry, I prefer proper bar maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:26:55 2015 No.14408044 File: 273 KB, 800x1185, 1409004872858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you'll never get the courage to ask the milk delivery Holst to go on a date with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:27:49 2015 No.14408046 >>14408040 I don't like spiders either, I could care less if the food is good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:28:58 2015 No.14408054 >>14408040 Yeah, it can be pretty shit a lot of times. Thanks for reminding me.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:29:12 2015 No.14408055
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>>14407977
Belly rubs, raspberries, and carrying them onto the couch princess style, to watch a movie.
The next morning, we can take a trip somewhere so she can work it off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:31:51 2015 No.14408069 >>14408055 Ah! A fox! Shoo! Get away from my tofu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:35:00 2015 No.14408081 >>14408069 >Eating Tofu Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:36:19 2015 No.14408086 >>14408069 They're not always after your tofu. You'd look good with a big mark about where your liver is too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:36:42 2015 No.14408090 I need me some big thick thighs

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:37:58 2015 No.14408091 >>14408081 >Not liking fried tofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:38:21 2015 No.14408093 File: 243 KB, 900x800, 1385935214394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408086 Liver goes straight to their thighs. And everywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:40:58 2015 No.14408101 >>14408091 Tofu is bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:41:14 2015 No.14408102 >>14408002 But are the cute barmaids on the menu? This is imperative.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:42:35 2015 No.14408110 File: 616 KB, 859x1248, 1401997861309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408090 Have a draconic Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:43:24 2015 No.14408113 >>14408093 I want a kitsune beach version of http://exhentai.org/g/747799/eba5dece6a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:43:25 2015 No.14408114 >>14408093 I want Flabby Fox Kits with Flabby Fox and cuddle them and their fluffy tails and soft tummies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:45:36 2015 No.14408122 >>14408093 Fuck off fatfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:45:37 2015 No.14408123 >>14407977 Ask them if they want pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:45:37 2015 No.14408124 >>14408093 >>14408114 I love me delicious flabby monster girls! I wanna cuddle them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:46:11 2015 No.14408128 >>14408122 Hey. Cry about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:46:45 2015 No.14408129 >>14408110 I wanted a puppy..

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:47:54 2015 No.14408133 >>14408114 >>14408124 Not saying you aren't allowed to like thick girls, but do you seriously have to type like that 100% of the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:48:36 2015 No.14408135 >>14408133 >but do you seriously have to type like that 100% of the time? I'm not him Anon But I want to marry my waifu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:48:44 2015 No.14408136 Remember to teach your kids that a Monster Girl is for life not just for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:49:05 2015 No.14408138 >>14408129 Should have gone to the park with Peanut butter on your dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:49:13 2015 No.14408140 >>14408133 It's that chubby alp senpai faggot, of course he does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:51:23 2015 No.14408146 >>14408133 You mean the >I want to ___! Dude that's /jp/ for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:52:24 2015 No.14408149 >>14408133 I want to sniff a Gazer's unwashed tail!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:52:49 2015 No.14408150 >>14408133 I want to cuddle a stinky alp!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:54:22 2015 No.14408155 >>14408150 n-no pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:54:56 2015 No.14408156 >>14408155 Yes! I'm going to cuddle her even if she doesn't want me to!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:56:58 2015 No.14408169 How would a fluffy, meaty paw girl put on an engagement/wedding ring?

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:57:28 2015 No.14408171

>>14408149
I want to wash a Gazer's hair and tail, taking care not to get any shampoo in her eyes. I want to scrub one down from head to toe and watch her trying to cover herself with a towel because she feels exposed without her Gazer slime.

And then I want to bury my head in freshly washed Gazer butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:57:43 2015 No.14408174 >>14408169 A collar, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:58:47 2015 No.14408181 God stinky monster girls are great

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:59:42 2015 No.14408183 >>14408171 What a great dream you have. That dream also better involve groping her modest chest that she's not used to having exposed without her slime over it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:01:53 2015 No.14408193 >>14408169 Use a collar or earrings

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:04:15 2015 No.14408203 >>14408174 >>14408193 Who's the collar for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:04:30 2015 No.14408204 File: 94 KB, 600x830, CRmyOxrUkAAIDFc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408169 With the dutiful and ever-caring help of their husbando. Alternatively, they could have it on a necklace, or maybe a bracelet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:05:05 2015 No.14408207 >>14408183 Goes without saying. Gently fondling and kneading some palmable Gazer lumps and watching her reactions to the strange new sensation without her lubricating slime would be pure bliss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:10:44 2015 No.14408243 >>14408169 Clit piercing

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:11:24 2015 No.14408246 File: 202 KB, 768x768, 1445828093283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408207 That sounds absolutely lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:12:48 2015 No.14408251 >>14408203 Her obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:13:23 2015 No.14408257 >>14408203 Both

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:14:52 2015 No.14408263 >>14407955 I want to cuddle with her and tell her she has the most beautiful eyes ever, telling her she never has to be cold again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:22:26 2015 No.14408283 >>14408204 >Anubis Fairy I don't know what to think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:23:59 2015 No.14408285 File: 155 KB, 803x526, 1448566224520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408263 You're going to make her blush with talk like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:24:42 2015 No.14408287 >>14408285 I want her to sit on my face with those thighs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:25:38 2015 No.14408289 I need snoo snoo girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:28:07 2015 No.14408296 File: 495 KB, 721x995, 1446241627619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408289

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:28:39 2015 No.14408299 File: 319 KB, 900x1250, 1444203019295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408283 Don't think. Just hold her in your hand and play with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:28:41 2015 No.14408300 File: 275 KB, 685x1024, tmp_17136-pop_by_citemer-d9bo8f9537709053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407955 She would look so good in pantyhose. So good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:29:41 2015 No.14408303 I need Aunties! Aunty Monster Girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:30:26 2015 No.14408307 >>14408246 I can't get enough of happy Gazers. They're just so undeniably cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:30:39 2015 No.14408308 >>14408300 Bunny outfit would be better. Her thighs are begging for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:31:57 2015 No.14408312 File: 105 KB, 287x610, ttISrKK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408308 Rude!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:33:03 2015 No.14408319 >Giving a shit about some artist's special snowflake OC

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:33:07 2015 No.14408320 >>14408308 >>14408312 Hose are hose. A dark black against her pale flesh would be beyond amazing.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:34:04 2015 No.14408321

>>14408285
But it's true, I love her eyes and think their beautiful. Most people may only like her for her thighs, but I like her for her personality, her hair style, and those wonderful eyes of hers. I could stare at those gems forever, and as I cuddle her. I want her to feel my heartbeat and smile as she get to experience a sensation most undead can't, the gentle rhythm of a beating heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:34:26 2015 No.14408322 >>14408319 Haohi get off the internet you and your feet are old hat now Come back when you get some thick ass thighs

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:34:56 2015 No.14408324 >>14408319 No kidding. She's nice and all but there's a couple guys going full muh Hoai's feet over here.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:36:36 2015 No.14408327
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>>14408287
>>14408285
>>14408321
I want to pour whipped cream and put cherries on her nipples/breasts while telling her that her eyes are more precious than Solomon's emeralds, whilst I'm rampantly engaging in baby-making with her and forcing her to feel my heartbeat from under her palm as I MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:38:08 2015 No.14408331 File: 31 KB, 224x251, aim for it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407955

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:38:22 2015 No.14408332 >>14408324 Let them have their fun. Would you complain about the Miia/Gazer/Wock fags too? She's new content, and cute new content, let them have fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:41:57 2015 No.14408336 >>14408332 That and we have like no writefags to my memory who's ever done Wight outside of maybe RS and Liess.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:42:22 2015 No.14408337

>>14408332
Can't really say I'm a fan of any of the spaz brigade. It's just smacks of chubby alp type crap. They're like the valley girls of this thread.

And I didn't say anything the first time or the second time but this is the third thread in a row man. Give it a rest already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:42:32 2015 No.14408339 >>14408327 Woah, dude, aren't you supposed to be on /a/ or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:43:19 2015 No.14408341 >>14408337 >It's just smacks of chubby alp type crap Chubby Alp Senpai is the fucking boogeyman of this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:44:37 2015 No.14408344 >>14408341 When was the last time somebody made a chubby alp senpai post anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:44:44 2015 No.14408345 >>14408337 >Give it a rest already. To make you feel better?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:44:46 2015 No.14408346 >>14408341 It's the exact same kind of posting. It's inevitable people are going to draw parallels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:45:47 2015 No.14408349 >>14408344 About the time they started making angel feet posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:45:59 2015 No.14408350 >>14408102 You can't eat Barmaids anon. ...Well maybe in Undead Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:47:11 2015 No.14408351 >>14408349 Did .less ever get around to finishing that Haohi feet image he promised?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:48:12 2015 No.14408355 I want to rape an Amazoness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:49:42 2015 No.14408358 >>14408355 I want to shitpost

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:51:36 2015 No.14408366 >>14408351 He did finish it, but your faggot ass wasn't around to see it. I never saved it though since Haohi a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:52:31 2015 No.14408370 I want to fuse an anubis, a yeti, and a familiar all together, then get a handjob from the resulting monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:55:00 2015 No.14408375 >>14408366 Fucking hell, where do I find it? I gotta have it, what did he say when he posted it? It's not on his TFT, DA, Tumblr, or anywhere else. Did he post it here on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 19:58:09 2015 No.14408388 >>14408370 Replace the Familiar with a Wight for fluffy ecto ghost pawjobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:00:23 2015 No.14408394 I want to get a buttjob from a Jubjub

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:03:40 2015 No.14408404 >>14408355 I want to be missed by one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:04:02 2015 No.14408405 I want a jobjob from a jubjub

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:05:03 2015 No.14408410 I want a Lilim to job to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:05:53 2015 No.14408413 File: 180 KB, 758x1000, Gonna fuck that fluffy tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408388 >Replacing the Familiar Gotta fuck that tail anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:06:00 2015 No.14408414 >>14408410 That wouldn't be hard. Most people would job to a lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:07:47 2015 No.14408422 >>14408355 >>14408370 I just want to take a Pharaoh out for donairs and watch her eyes light up at her first taste of greasy-as-fuck 'peasant food'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:08:47 2015 No.14408424 >>14408422 Remove kebab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:12:27 2015 No.14408433 >>14408422 Showing haughty upper-class MGs the delight of common things sounds like a fun time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:14:02 2015 No.14408439 File: 758 KB, 800x875, 1447038168780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408410

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:15:44 2015 No.14408445 >>14408433 So you want something along the lines of that Shomin Sample series?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:16:28 2015 No.14408446 >>14408445 Maybe if they were like Karen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:19:00 2015 No.14408452 File: 467 KB, 1000x1459, 0d305b2f9039e40ffa96969062aa44ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat cat ass. How much do you like it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:19:24 2015 No.14408454 >>14408446 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:24:20 2015 No.14408472 >>14408452 Fat enough that her hips are so wide she can pop out a litter of kittens and I can take big handfuls of it. Pliant enough that giving her a good hard smack sends her into orgasms

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:26:28 2015 No.14408484 >>14408439 Would be jobbed by

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:28:23 2015 No.14408492

>>14408484
>Lilim jobs to Random Anon MC

>I-It's not like I -wanted- to lose to you!
>Oh little old me is out of mana! Whatever shall you do!?
>Ravish me, take me as your bride!?
>W-wait! Why are you walking away!
>I'LL BE BACK, FOOLISH PALADIN! YOU'LL SEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:36:46 2015 No.14408526 >>14408492 I WILL DATE YOU HE-MANNNNN!!!!!!

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:40:03 2015 No.14408531

>>14408526
>Mistress, are you watching Anon on the crystal ball again?
>W-WHAT!? OF COURSE NOT!
>I'M MERELY PLOTTING HIS DEMISE!
>Then why is your face so flushed?
>Don't tell me you've been...

>Servant gets turned into a statue
>Lilim goes back to her crystal ball, it's Anon bathing in a stream
>HNNNNNGH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU HUSSIE!
>WHY DID MOM HAVE TO MARRY A GUY JUST LIKE YOU, WITH SUCH CHISELED ABS
>A TIGHT, SLAPPABLE ASS
>HNNMMMG!

>Her schlicking orgasm a nearby mountain to erupt

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:48:57 2015 No.14408555 >>14408422 Get off the internet and stop driving cheeseburgers into that gut, Bobandy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:50:00 2015 No.14408556 >>14408422 I wanna comfort a haughty Apophis who's realized she's had too many burgers and it went straight to her breasts and tummy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:51:32 2015 No.14408565 File: 73 KB, 550x328, spicy burger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408556 MGs love burgers

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:53:51 2015 No.14408570 >>14408565 What about clapping?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:54:22 2015 No.14408574 >>14408565 I want to pour Frank's Red Hot on a burger and force a Yuki-Onna to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:57:42 2015 No.14408583 >>14408542 And now I have necrophilia. Thanks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:58:54 2015 No.14408588 File: 593 KB, 850x856, 1390863668922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408583 >now

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 20:59:58 2015 No.14408592 File: 276 KB, 792x1280, 1447550541293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >W-What is this horrible concoction? >I'm melting!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:01:53 2015 No.14408600 File: 1.23 MB, 1071x1516, nazi zombie-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408583 >not having always been a necrophile Is there something wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:02:06 2015 No.14408601 >>14408592 for >>14408583

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:02:51 2015 No.14408603 >>14408592 >Monorus will never clean and finish those pics

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:03:08 2015 No.14408604 >>14408592 for >>14408574 I'm terrible tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:05:23 2015 No.14408612 >>14408604 You don't get it Anon. Sucking milk out of a Yuki-Onna is normal like her tits are full of ice cream. I'm just helping them become delicious milkshake tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:06:37 2015 No.14408617 >like Yuki-Onnas >live in Australia It could never work ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:06:47 2015 No.14408618 >>14408600 Well that girl is a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:07:51 2015 No.14408621 >>14408618 Whatever could you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:08:48 2015 No.14408626 >>14408617 Just move to her home

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:08:56 2015 No.14408627 File: 412 KB, 1000x1280, 1432829781974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408603 That sleeping Holstaur image got cleaned by a random anon IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:09:30 2015 No.14408629 >>14408617 You've got atrax robustus though. Their venom is almost tailored to primates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:09:54 2015 No.14408632 >>14408621 Well unless that arm she's holding belongs to someone that tried to kill me I'm just going to assume that she has ripped off my arm and will now eat me alive.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:13:55 2015 No.14408652
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If you were given the chance of moving to a 2D world with monstergirls, would you do it? You will never be able to see your friends/family again, but you will be able to say goodbye.

Hard mode: You won't be able to say goodbye, you will disappear from one day to another

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:14:46 2015 No.14408656 http://puu sh/lA4Nt/2afd05d9bd.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:15:15 2015 No.14408657 >>14408652 Can I bring ONE person? One is all I need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:15:15 2015 No.14408658 >>14408652 Yes. Then I'll break down the barrier between our worlds and let the monstergirls into ours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:18:25 2015 No.14408671 File: 829 KB, 2448x2182, haohibase.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408322 im a leg man and this offends me. a true man loves both slim and thick also happy thanks giving or something like that http://puu sh/lA4Nt/2afd05d9bd.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:20:24 2015 No.14408675 >>14408617 Yeah well >I like Wights >Literally nobody wants Wight stories >Monorus mocking me with Abigail's delicious drumsticks

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:20:24 2015 No.14408676 >>14408671 Her arms look a little too frail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:20:39 2015 No.14408679 >>14408657 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:21:41 2015 No.14408684 >>14408671 Sluuuuuuuuut

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:21:54 2015 No.14408685 >>14408671 I'd stuff that burd, if you catch my drift Fuck, I wish it was Thanksgiving now. I miss stuffing

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:22:07 2015 No.14408687 >>14408671 I love to eat birb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:23:36 2015 No.14408696 >>14408685 Stuffing is gross.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:23:55 2015 No.14408697
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>>14408652
Probably not. A waifu would be nice, but I don't think I could stand not being able to see my family & friends again. I'm not one of those idiots who burned every bridge with their family when they turned 18.

Besides, all my stuff is in this universe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:24:30 2015 No.14408700 >>14408671 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:25:06 2015 No.14408704 >>14408696 You've never had the good stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:26:29 2015 No.14408711 >>14408675 Bullshit, I'm down for some Wight stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:27:02 2015 No.14408714 File: 141 KB, 776x1080, 014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408632 What a rude accusation! This zombie deserves better than you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:27:10 2015 No.14408715 >>14408704 I don't want the good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:27:52 2015 No.14408717 >>14408715 >He doesn't want the good stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:28:04 2015 No.14408718 >>14408675 >Literally nobody wants Wight stories I have extreme doubts about this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:30:05 2015 No.14408726 >>14408714 Then whose arm is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:32:05 2015 No.14408736 >>14408726 A fat faceless man with a receding hairline.

Quicksilver !kLUEuZlO7Y Thu Nov 26 21:33:38 2015 No.14408743

Here's a semi-update. De-greentexted and added a little here and there, but not much has changed, content-wise.
It still needs a legitimate ending, but it's so damn long already. Also going to be a filthy tripfag because I won't be greenetexting for awhile

http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

Next comes the invisible story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:34:06 2015 No.14408745 >>14408736 That doesn't look like a fat guy's arm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:39:15 2015 No.14408765 >There will never be a story about a shota farmer impregnating his stock

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:39:52 2015 No.14408769 >>14408765 thats k

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:40:13 2015 No.14408770 >>14408765 >Shota Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:40:23 2015 No.14408772 >>14408745 Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:41:48 2015 No.14408778 >>14408772 I think I should worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:44:10 2015 No.14408787 File: 679 KB, 810x1080, 86a4afdb953a00df037b4278ad7895c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408765 I'm okay with the /ss/ part, but I can't into harems.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:49:05 2015 No.14408801

>>14408652
Yeah, sure, why not?
I'm of the mind that the few people who I do care for would be better off without me in their lives anyway, so...meh.

But anyway, I just love that image. That sort of natural-aquatic townscape tickles all the right spots for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:49:42 2015 No.14408805 Even so soon after it starts, thread is kill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:59:06 2015 No.14408828 File: 300 KB, 1731x1092, 1447809843483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408805 That is not dead which can eternal lie, anon. And if there's one thing threads do here, it's lie. Give it a little while and it'll pick back up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:01:15 2015 No.14408834 >>14408805 >>14408828 Yeah, we just had a writefag stop by so there's no wonder it's dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:01:29 2015 No.14408836 >>14408652 I would

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:02:07 2015 No.14408840 File: 3.17 MB, 3200x2000, Sleepy Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408805 Shh. Thread is sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:02:45 2015 No.14408842 >>14408743 I look forward to more loli Snake butt in the future.

>>	Quicksilver !kLUEuZlO7Y Thu Nov 26 22:05:41 2015 No.14408851 >>14408842 I'll do my best not to disappoint you anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:06:42 2015 No.14408854 >>14408851 No problemo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:07:53 2015 No.14408862 >No Kuudere Yuki-Onna that loves Suckers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:09:02 2015 No.14408870 >>14408862 Oral fixations a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:12:20 2015 No.14408887 >>14408718 >>14408711 Stop lying, both of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:13:52 2015 No.14408894 File: 1.02 MB, 1000x1000, 1434168411952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408870 I could say something about a monster always needing to have something in it's mouth, but that seems pretty self-explanatory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:15:01 2015 No.14408899 >>14408887 Not them, but that Wightmom thing was delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:16:23 2015 No.14408906 >>14408805 Maybe the alps will bring it back to life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:17:45 2015 No.14408913 >>14408894 My ultimate dream is a monstergirl will wear a ball gag like it's part of her normal clothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:21:01 2015 No.14408923 >>14408765 http://pastebin.com/dGXqCyqz Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:38:13 2015 No.14408977 >>14408899 Whatever you say buddy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:40:23 2015 No.14408987 File: 370 KB, 2000x2219, 1405309985103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14408913 Only a ball gag, or would she be open to other attachments?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:45:38 2015 No.14409006 >>14408987 I mean, she has a whole assortment of them, just like with regular clothes. I just chose a ball gag because it's my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:49:25 2015 No.14409016 >>14408652 In a heartbeat. Even on hard mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:50:12 2015 No.14409019 >>14408987 You like to live dangerously, don't you anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:50:32 2015 No.14409020 >>14408899 Except RS did it better with Liess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:53:31 2015 No.14409030 >>14409019 Deleted it on my end. This is what I get for not having drawn art sorted. Lewd thumbs are so hard to differentiate sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:56:33 2015 No.14409039 >>14409020 I can agree with that. Though I do wish Free_Drinks would rise from the dead and write of that yandere Wight oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:56:34 2015 No.14409041 File: 854 KB, 841x1187, GIANT RUSSIAN HORSE PUSSY SOLDIER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who wants hug? Many hug, free!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:57:37 2015 No.14409045 >>14409041 Depends, got any cute little shetland ponies all bundled up for winter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:58:52 2015 No.14409050 >>14409039 I wish a good deal of writefags would write more but meh. Gotta stomach Alp and his other half and their stupid pity party shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:59:59 2015 No.14409055 File: 350 KB, 1558x1174, 1441840695405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409041 Ditch the armor and we'll talk. I want to feel, soft, warm skin, not cold, unyielding steel. Besides, she's cuter without it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:02:33 2015 No.14409062 File: 316 KB, 800x686, 1443198203280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409045 I gotchu covered senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:06:17 2015 No.14409079 File: 833 KB, 1280x720, Horse Pussy Races.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409055 What? Blondie is of not offering hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:07:46 2015 No.14409083 >>14409062 She's getting ALL my hugs this winter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:10:52 2015 No.14409092 do you guys really like monster girls so much or is this all a big joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:13:58 2015 No.14409099 File: 1.03 MB, 268x274, 1445541053309.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409092

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:14:02 2015 No.14409101 >>14409092 Of course it's a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:15:06 2015 No.14409105 >>14409092 >We trained him wrong >As a joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:15:42 2015 No.14409107 File: 10 KB, 138x148, 1446228505020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409092 are you for real

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:15:47 2015 No.14409108 File: 132 KB, 665x515, Shyvana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more Dragon vaginas

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:15:58 2015 No.14409109 >>14409092 Who are you and why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:16:00 2015 No.14409110 >>14409092 No of course not we're being ironic

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:16:17 2015 No.14409115 File: 64 KB, 620x622, blacklivesmatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409092

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:16:19 2015 No.14409116 File: 69 KB, 250x346, 14434144690550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409092 Do you honestly think that such a large group of utterly pathetic individuals could actually exist on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:17:05 2015 No.14409122 >>14409092 I'm just here to fap to alps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:18:40 2015 No.14409127 File: 104 KB, 334x334, 1436483559257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409092 Yes Anon, this is all an elaborate ruse

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:18:41 2015 No.14409128 >>14409092 mgs are the kek'est

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:21:59 2015 No.14409135 >>14409092 Show's over everyone, he blew it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:23:36 2015 No.14409142 >>14409135 Damn it. This place was getting comfy too. We just bought a new couch and everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:24:52 2015 No.14409145 >>14409092 Would you or would you not hop through a portal and enter MGE Land with no way back? Yes means you can stay. No means you can go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:29:14 2015 No.14409153 >>14409142 We were one day away from retirement too... What are the odds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:41:53 2015 No.14409189 File: 72 KB, 540x688, 1446095209732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cows?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:42:15 2015 No.14409190 File: 69 KB, 640x580, 1448221325305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robo bunnies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:43:18 2015 No.14409197 File: 311 KB, 1469x1455, 1442169461307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409189 Cows, you say?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:44:02 2015 No.14409201 >>14409197 Bad cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:45:08 2015 No.14409205 File: 369 KB, 1024x1320, 1440055624532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409189 >a Mino with that bodytype will never pin you to a wall kabe-don style, and force you to drink from her massive calcium tanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:46:22 2015 No.14409210 >>14409201 More like Controversial cow than anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:46:45 2015 No.14409213 File: 3.82 MB, 1000x1000, 1448166942357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409201 Good cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:48:00 2015 No.14409220 >>14409189 Seems like the kind if cow that would drag you to loud crowed parties to get you drunk. I'll pas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:49:03 2015 No.14409225 >>14409205 I'd rather force myself onto her huge, firm, milk filled tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:50:30 2015 No.14409229 >>14409213 Dumb, slutty cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:51:27 2015 No.14409234 >>14409142 I really liked that comfy couch too http://i.imgur.com/qhZiMFi.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:52:04 2015 No.14409236 File: 1009 KB, 1107x1577, cow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409189 mooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:02:49 2015 No.14409273 >>14409236 I feel like this is what a Mega holst would be like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:03:30 2015 No.14409275 File: 2.24 MB, 1836x2327, 1429340039456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409201 Maybe not the best cow, but that's some 100% Grade A beef that I wouldn't mind bending over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:04:38 2015 No.14409277 >>14409275 You have shit taste in women anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:10:23 2015 No.14409289 File: 864 KB, 1717x2533, Why not milk a horse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:12:48 2015 No.14409292 >>14409197 MAN HANDS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:13:35 2015 No.14409295 File: 78 KB, 663x748, 1420542455516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409041 I want to be protected by a noble and honorable Monster Girl knight!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:15:59 2015 No.14409301 File: 332 KB, 1024x1300, 1431328251414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409189 Minotaurs are strong!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:16:15 2015 No.14409302 >>14409292 It's probably her homestay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:18:30 2015 No.14409313 >>14409301 Which makes it all the more satisfying to defeat one and make her your woman!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:27:23 2015 No.14409329 >>14408743 Looking forward to how it all turns out.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:27:51 2015 No.14409331
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>>14409277
It ain't even about the person, though I don't have much of an issue with the character. If a girl that big, that well-toned, with huge tits that leaked milk like a faucet came up to me and said she wanted to fuck, I'd be saying yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:28:52 2015 No.14409334 >>14409313 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:30:22 2015 No.14409336 >>14409331 Wow. Someone actually drew her with her boyfriend. I'm actually rather surprised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:30:30 2015 No.14409338 >>14409105 Wimp Low Lizardgirl when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:30:59 2015 No.14409340 >>14409336 Oh boy you're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:34:49 2015 No.14409352 >>14409334 Yeah it is, for me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:35:43 2015 No.14409356 >>14409301 I want to clean her sweat-stained body and massage her toned abs and back. She can pay me in headpats. I would do it for free too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:35:51 2015 No.14409358 >Abigail will never use a queen's stool to sit on your face while she practices her piano Life sucks. Then you die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:37:48 2015 No.14409368 >>14409340 What? That's not her boyfriend? I mean, that wouldn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:41:35 2015 No.14409383 >>14409356 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:41:42 2015 No.14409385 >>14409368 The eyes should be a dead giveaway, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:41:55 2015 No.14409386 The most recent maid profile reads a bit more like a narrative, less like a description.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:43:26 2015 No.14409388 >>14409383 Only for strong minotaurs and their headpats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:43:27 2015 No.14409389 >>14409386 What species does it involve?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:43:50 2015 No.14409391 >>14409385 I guess the hairstyle threw me off. Looked more like NTR-Bandaid's emo cut than Darling's mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:45:24 2015 No.14409395 >>14409389 The minotaur. I'm not trying to scream and bitch, but it does seem a bit out of the style of the rest of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:45:32 2015 No.14409396 >>14409389 Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:52:35 2015 No.14409417 File: 154 KB, 1024x1304, 1431326922161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Minotaurs aren't too bright, but they have hearts as big as they are strong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:53:33 2015 No.14409421 File: 218 KB, 850x1204, d10f1f0cb390bf9543dd20211ec6be81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407932 >stuffed birds I want to stuff a bird with my cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:54:37 2015 No.14409426 File: 182 KB, 800x1100, 1393284057244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But do you like proper Minotaurs, or do you just want some buff Holst?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:55:02 2015 No.14409430 File: 488 KB, 1056x1100, Tittybird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409421 I want to stuff a tittybird with my children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:55:15 2015 No.14409433 >>14409426 Is both an option?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:55:39 2015 No.14409434 File: 90 KB, 750x1000, Mine! Mine!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409421 Do you have the stamina to stuff an entire colony of Seagull Harpies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:55:46 2015 No.14409435 >>14409426 Both are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:55:58 2015 No.14409436 >>14409417 I want to help her get huge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:56:03 2015 No.14409437 >>14409433 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:57:44 2015 No.14409443 A cup of generic brand lightly salted peanuts and a large cherry ICEE. How was your Thanksgiving, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:58:16 2015 No.14409446 >>14409426 >>14409433 >A minotaur and her buff holst sisters will never help you get /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:58:50 2015 No.14409448 >>14409417 I want to give one a nice big hug. Then I want to fuck her silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:59:02 2015 No.14409449 >>14409443 Didn't have one, not 'murrican.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:59:53 2015 No.14409451 >>14409421 >>14409430 Ditto. I want to flood my tittybird's eggs in my cum. A Jubjub makes the best lap warmer, even better than a kobold, she also has big jubs to squeeze and fondle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:59:58 2015 No.14409452 >>14409443 Australian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:59:58 2015 No.14409453 >>14409443 Eh, a couple hours with my family including my young cousin's insufferably long, equally as cringeworthy violin performance. Plus I didn't get to stuff a Jubjub so all in all pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:00:23 2015 No.14409455 >>14409446 >They will never take it upon themselves to get you swole, so you can stand up to that Manticore bully at school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:00:51 2015 No.14409456 >>14409443 A good sized turkey, potato, salad, biscuits, stuffing, and a big kettle of Spanish rice, chased with some rum and a homemade cheesecake. Pretty good overall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:00:53 2015 No.14409457 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, Harpy catchs Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go fisting with a Harpy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:01:34 2015 No.14409460 >>14409451 Yeah. I don't care what anyone says, I'm looking forward to Quicksilver's story with them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:02:17 2015 No.14409463 >>14409443 What is a Thanksgiving?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:03:03 2015 No.14409466 >>14409434 I bet fishing by their home would be good too, whenever one finds some time off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:03:17 2015 No.14409468 File: 108 KB, 850x1200, 1345687543543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409457 Well, I guess if eggs come out of there, a fist should be no problem...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:03:34 2015 No.14409469 >>14409443 I cut sweet potato skins for the first time ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:03:53 2015 No.14409470 >>14409463 It's when 'murricans thank their ancestors for raping the dirty injuns off 'murrican soil. They celebrate this by eating turkey, which they would not eat at any other time of year because it's not that good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:04:20 2015 No.14409472 >>14409455 >After months of training and a little bit of DE here and there you will never defeat that Manticore in one punch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:04:41 2015 No.14409476 >>14409434 I - I'll try!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:04:43 2015 No.14409477 >>14409443 Mine was last month

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:05:20 2015 No.14409478 >>14409434 Mine? Mine? Mine?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:05:30 2015 No.14409480 >>14409470 Redskins are a bunch of whiny losers anyway, they deserved to have their land taken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:05:50 2015 No.14409481 >Sit on the docks, trying to fish. >They've gathered around you in a large group, way too close. >They're completely silent, but are staring at your fishing line, waiting for you to catch something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:07:54 2015 No.14409488 >>14409481 reply to >>14409466

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:11:33 2015 No.14409499 >>14409477 Hey, me too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:12:27 2015 No.14409503 >>14409468 Gib de sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:13:51 2015 No.14409507 >>14409443 I'm Canadian. My Thanksgiving was over a month ago. But hearing all the Burgerlandians going on about it is making me crave Pumpkin Pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:20:28 2015 No.14409526 File: 448 KB, 500x647, Make love by the fire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna make love to you woman~ Gonna lay it down by the fire-ahh!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:20:30 2015 No.14409527 How powerful would a man need to be to walk to the demon lord's castle unmolested, get into the inner sanctum, and babysit a 12 year old lilim for the night? Hard mode: No dicking

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:21:16 2015 No.14409529 >>14409526 Krampus is a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:21:41 2015 No.14409530 >>14409526 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6cVyoMH4QE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:22:01 2015 No.14409531 >>14409529 Yes. She's a bitch, and I'm a stud. We were meant for each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:22:11 2015 No.14409532 >>14409481 Getting low on fishing bait and all the girls tell you that you have plenty of bait for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:23:51 2015 No.14409539 >>14409527 I'd say around Guts-tier strength. If he wanted to fuck children he would've gone after the mage girl a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:24:11 2015 No.14409540 >>14409530 Doesn't look like Monster Girl porn to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:24:46 2015 No.14409541 >>14409530 >That shot of the Krampus hunched over the roof as the woman turns around Love the cinematography of that bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:26:10 2015 No.14409545 File: 177 KB, 700x700, 1448195869268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409527 Rance level. >>14409540 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:26:46 2015 No.14409547 >>14409545 >... But it obviously isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:27:06 2015 No.14409548 >>14409545 I'm going to touch that cow with or without her permission.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:28:02 2015 No.14409550 >>14409472 >You'll never become a bully hunter, protecting other humans from monstergirl bullies. >This will never have the side effect of making a bunch of tough bullies and delinquents want to be the one to make you hers. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:28:28 2015 No.14409553 File: 974 KB, 1200x1669, 1448605708647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409547 . . . . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:28:36 2015 No.14409555 >>14409550 Sounds like a story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:29:36 2015 No.14409557 >>14409553 But it really, really isn't! No amount of yanmoff will change my mind!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:31:49 2015 No.14409562 File: 113 KB, 1200x684, Stump of Death.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409557

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:33:11 2015 No.14409568 >>14409555 But nobody will ever write about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:33:33 2015 No.14409569 >>14409562 Now look here mate. There is nothing in your replies that in any way relates to what I said. Now give me that Charmander.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:33:49 2015 No.14409571 >>14409562 In spite of the context behind that picture, those are still a very nicely drawn pair of titties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:34:17 2015 No.14409573 What's a good pet name for a harpy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:34:41 2015 No.14409574 >>14409568 I know right? Fucking Alps, the lot of them. >>14409573 Polly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:35:18 2015 No.14409576 >>14409573 Cumfeathers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:35:37 2015 No.14409577 >>14409573 Haro

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:36:43 2015 No.14409582 >>14409573 Hal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:37:27 2015 No.14409584 >>14409573 Bogey

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:37:33 2015 No.14409585 >>14409573 Songbird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:38:05 2015 No.14409588 >>14409573 Tyrannosaurus Sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:38:16 2015 No.14409589 File: 212 KB, 768x1024, CUOzW21U8AA4EOg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:38:37 2015 No.14409591 >>14409582 >IUnderstoodThatRefernce.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:38:58 2015 No.14409592 >>14409573 Tweetie

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:39:07 2015 No.14409593 >>14409573 Unit #359027

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:39:21 2015 No.14409594 >>14409477 Fucking canadian weirdos

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:40:15 2015 No.14409596 >>14409589 she's got some luscious fucking ear hair god damn

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:40:19 2015 No.14409597 >>14409573 Lee Sin

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:40:22 2015 No.14409598 >>14409553 time to get my flammenworfer

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:41:09 2015 No.14409603 File: 223 KB, 731x864, 13468560987563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409526 Splat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:41:16 2015 No.14409604 >>14409584 Golf a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:41:31 2015 No.14409606 >>14409573 Featherduster, Dusty

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:43:15 2015 No.14409612 >>14409573 Senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:43:23 2015 No.14409615 >>14409603 is that NiGHTS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:44:16 2015 No.14409621 File: 30 KB, 1200x684, Experts Stumped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409569 >>14409571 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:46:03 2015 No.14409624 >>14409606 Featherduster is a cute pet name for a Harpy. Like how Sugarscale is for a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:46:58 2015 No.14409628 >>14409573 Suzaku

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:47:34 2015 No.14409631 >>14409624 Featherduster seems like it would fit a Kiki infinitely better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:47:38 2015 No.14409632 >>14409573 Quill

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:49:43 2015 No.14409638 File: 239 KB, 850x1202, 1447728450002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409631 Would it be lewd to ask a Kiki to dust things with her feathertail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:50:19 2015 No.14409639 >>14409573 Kotori.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:51:51 2015 No.14409641 >>14409638 Oh, absolutely. Can you imagine what happens when she has to dust up high? Her maid dress is going to flip up over her head and show off her bubble butt and sexy lace lingerie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:53:45 2015 No.14409648 >>14409641 >"Uwaaa! M-Master! Please look away!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:55:56 2015 No.14409651 >>14409641 I would love having a kiki live with me. She'd get spoiled and petted on the head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:56:08 2015 No.14409652 >>14409641 >>14409638 Who knew that kiki's would sweep up victories at Amateur Lap Dancing competitions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:56:53 2015 No.14409654 >>14409648 No. And if she feels something grab her but while she's struggling with her dress it's definitely not me. Definitely not me at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:57:54 2015 No.14409655 >>14409652 You can't hide from me, Charon-chan. Go get back in you boat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:12:01 2015 No.14409675 Uh oh Anon. Your parents bought your daughteru a game and now she's into Sonic the Hedgehog What do you do to fix this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:12:41 2015 No.14409676 >>14407955 Was this posted last thread? i know the guy did two pics but i havent seen this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:12:41 2015 No.14409677 >>14409675 Depends. Which ones?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:13:06 2015 No.14409679 >>14409675 How deep are we talking here? What game?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:13:07 2015 No.14409680 >>14409677 Boom

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:14:09 2015 No.14409683 >>14409679 >>14409680

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:14:52 2015 No.14409686 >>14409680 Time to burn some games in secret and tell her that a midget stole it.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:16:04 2015 No.14409691

>>14409683
>>14409680
Okay, so my parents decided to buy one of the worst games known to mankind, and somehow, through some sort of black magic, it influenced my daughteru into liking the Sonic franchise
How deep in set franchise are we talking here? There may be hope for her yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:16:11 2015 No.14409693 >>14409686 >Burn the games and tell your daughter this. >Wake up the next morning with a dwarf bound and gagged in your daughterus room, your daughter dressed in a suit and doing her best t act intimidating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:17:12 2015 No.14409695 >>14409691 It is the only one she's played and she likes it because 'it's pretty'

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:18:43 2015 No.14409700 >>14409695 Oh well then that's not that bad. That's nothing actually Christ, talk about overblown. Kid's young and likes the colours.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:18:58 2015 No.14409702

>>14409693
I bet that dwarf is forty-five years old too.
>>14409695
Sounds like a kid. Every year I asked for black forest cake for my birthday because I thought it sounded cool, but I hated cherries. And every year I forgot that it had cherries to hate.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:19:01 2015 No.14409703

>>14409675
Lock her in a room with a TV and a sega genesis and tell her she can't leave until she 100% completes Sonic 1, 2, and Sonic 3 & Knuckles, and then beats Pulseman and a bunch of Treasure games. when she leaves the next room will have a computer with freedom planet installed, she must beat that to truly be free

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:21:48 2015 No.14409712 >>14409680 Introduce her to Adventure, Adventure 2, Colors, and Generations. Then play the bad ones with her for a laugh.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:22:09 2015 No.14409714

>>14409700
Yes, she may like sonic colors.

>>14409702
Dwarf is 54 and slightly disgruntled.
Rescue should be swift and reparations great lest you find a grudge on your hands.

But yes, she just likes the colors.

>>14409703
>>14409703
She enters a child.
She emerges a woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:23:11 2015 No.14409719 >>14409712 Good man.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:24:36 2015 No.14409722

>>14409675
Call up my parents and say how disappointed I am in them.
Tell daughteru she can only watch the tv show or read the comics.
Institute family board game night to keep her away from video games for awhile (It's also an excuse to have mama sit in my lap, to play while we play.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:25:08 2015 No.14409723 >>14409703 >freedom planet I think I nabbed that game once during a steam sale, but never actually got around to playing,, how good is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:25:21 2015 No.14409724 >>14409714 Alright, I'll quickly make amends with what must be a neighbor. I guess I'll tell my daughter that it was a midget with seven fingers on each hand, it'll take her forever to find one like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:25:42 2015 No.14409727 >>14409680 Anon >>14409712 has a good plan. Also I thought Rush was decent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:28:25 2015 No.14409735 >>14409722 What board games? >>14409724 It goes fine for about a month until you walk in one morning to find a pygmy jinko who's missing her thumb tied up this time, the tiger sitting in a bucket of water. The jinko is pouting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:29:35 2015 No.14409738 >>14409675 Show her the wonders of Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon instead. My daughteru would find Spyro especially a very easily identifiable character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:30:14 2015 No.14409741 >>14409738 I miss crash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:30:47 2015 No.14409742 >>14409738 >Crash >Spyro Don't forget Jax Man, what happened to Jax and Crash? I miss Crash

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:31:56 2015 No.14409747 >>14409742 >What happened to Jax and Crash You don't want to know what happened to Crash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:32:14 2015 No.14409748 >>14409735 How did my daughteru catch a jinko, even one so small? She's getting good at catching things. She didn't cut off that thumb herself, did she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:33:14 2015 No.14409751 >>14409747 Now I'm curious. Did it get sold to a dying company which took it down with it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:33:50 2015 No.14409756 >>14409748 No, the jinko lost it in a knife fight Your daughteru cheated and used tuna. >>14409747 Would you say that the series crashed and burned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:34:35 2015 No.14409758 >>14409751 Anon, please don't look up the games that came after Twinsanity. >>14409756 >tuna What a scrub that Jinko is. Everyone knows you need fresh salmon to attract tigers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:35:30 2015 No.14409762 >>14409758 Hobbes please.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:36:37 2015 No.14409765

>>14409756
Well, I guess I'll have to free the jinko and give her a fresh from the boat tuna the same size as she is for the trouble, and tell my daughteru that midget with seven fingers was a krakken. Cats hate water, how will she catch the queen of the sea? Especially since the ocean is dangerous and she isn't allowed to go.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:36:57 2015 No.14409766

>>14409723
The voice acting is the only complaint I have with it, it's otherwise the sega platformer's equivalent to Shovel Knight. Music's great, bosses are fun, the levels are unique holy crap the final boss just cut off oxygen to his ship. It's kind of short but there's also three characters and they all play differently. For instance, Lilac is Sonic and Sparkster rolled into one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:37:18 2015 No.14409767 >>14409463 A day we gather our families together and feast on the corpse of a large native bird in a symbolic act giving thanks to God for his aid in wiping out literally hundreds of dumb heathen cultures and peoples.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:37:21 2015 No.14409768

>>14409758
Ah, shit, I don't even remember what came out after Twinsanity. I think there was a racer, and some other game
And then Crash just disappeared
Same thing with Jax and Dextar. Jax 3 comes out, I think there was a Dextar game on the PSP, then it just disappeared

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:37:57 2015 No.14409770 >>14409735 Wonderland, it's like Candyland but creepier. Clue, but with undead, makes the mysteries even better. Stuff like that. Tanuki families can play Monopoly without blood being drawn though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:38:07 2015 No.14409772 >>14409762 The Oomukade under your bed is offering your Jinko childhood friend fresh salmon if she drops you down. What do?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:42:35 2015 No.14409778

>>14409765
Things go well until a month later when the tiny kraken queen of a minor kingdom arrives.
She lost a few fingers in a fishing accident and you soon realize what's going one when you flick the news on to see your house surrounded by MGCPD SWAT

>>14409770
Excellent, she bonds with you wonderfully and avoids shit taste.

>>14409772
Give my jinko childhood friend ear scritches.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:46:31 2015 No.14409786

>>14409727
Yeah, but it'll probably be expensive as hell by the time she's born because both it and the DS aren't made anymore.
Meanwhile, I own a copy of DX and Adventure 2 battle that I can show her.
When she's old enough we can laugh over how stupidly edgy Shadow The Hedgehog is.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:47:03 2015 No.14409787

>>14409778
Well shit, I have no choice then.
I buy and download Sonic boom over the internet and let the kid play it while I diffuse the situation outside, telling them I was honing my daughter's hunting ability by giving her challenges I thought were impossible and that now she'll be able to get any guy she wants. They'll have to forgive me for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:49:07 2015 No.14409793 File: 688 KB, 1052x831, sadnubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Space?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:49:42 2015 No.14409794 >>14409787 The situation is diffused and you are let off with a warning. Your daughteru plays the game with a smile and asks you to play it with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:50:54 2015 No.14409795 >>14409793 Worm?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:51:19 2015 No.14409796

>>14409794
Well, I may as well suffer for my lies. At least I amused the wife.
I feel sorry for the boy that my daughteru takes a liking to. I'll find him tied to a chair naked in her room one day with a pair of her panties over his head and a gag in his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:52:25 2015 No.14409800 >>14409795 Never ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:52:50 2015 No.14409801 >>14409800 Porquoi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:53:21 2015 No.14409802 >>14409801 C'est une tartine

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:53:45 2015 No.14409805 >>14409796 You better feel sorry for yourself. Especially when she asks you about 06

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:53:52 2015 No.14409806 >>14409796 Why are you feeling bad for him? That sounds sweet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:54:59 2015 No.14409808 >>14409786 Pretty sure you can just buy both Updated Adventure games digitally. I mean, I've got copies too, but if one didn't..

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:55:08 2015 No.14409809 >>14409802 Wurm, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:56:01 2015 No.14409812 >>14409793 Did you have to cap that last one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:56:13 2015 No.14409813 >>14409809 non

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:57:33 2015 No.14409818 >>14409812 That one was kind of the point of the whole thing Feel it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:57:48 2015 No.14409819 >>14409813 Wurm, sil vous plait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:59:28 2015 No.14409823 >>14409819 omelet du fromage

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:00:16 2015 No.14409826 >>14409823 French Wurm is surprisingly sexy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:00:17 2015 No.14409827 >>14409819 tu as une oie

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:01:00 2015 No.14409830

>>14409805
Well, I'll tell her she can play that when she can afford it herself. Since she'll need to get the console too, she'll have good taste before she can get it.

>>14409806
A strange feline girl catnapping you off to her place, stripping you down, and restraining you in bondage while she teases and plays with your body? Whispers into your ear about all the lewd things she wants to do and how much she likes you? What would be nice about that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:02:08 2015 No.14409832 >>14409823 That's all you can say! That's all you can say!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:02:28 2015 No.14409833 >>14409818 I'll stick to my happy fantasies, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:03:00 2015 No.14409836 >>14409830 >What would be nice about that? ALL OF IT. When she's done with me, she can rent my body to her friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:03:49 2015 No.14409839 >>14409823 >>14409832 There are people in this thread, right now, who don't get this reference. Weep for the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:05:16 2015 No.14409841 File: 49 KB, 182x199, 1431467178015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you date a beta girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:05:25 2015 No.14409842 >>14409832 I miss the golden age of the late 90's to early 2000's. Now all you get is toilet humor and veiled political messages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:05:35 2015 No.14409844 >>14409839 Do not remind me of the despair in which I must live everyday knowing that there are children who never grew up during the golden age

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:06:34 2015 No.14409845 >>14409839 Same. It's like when we had an anon ask who foghorn leghorn was. I died on the inside. Anyways, good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, try not to imagine what black friday with MGs would be like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:06:57 2015 No.14409846 >>14409844 His sister was annoying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:07:21 2015 No.14409848 >>14409845 In Alp's defense, he know who the character was, it's just the dub in his country didn't use the English name in a children's show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:07:57 2015 No.14409851 >>14409846 Yeah, she was

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:08:23 2015 No.14409852 >>14409845 How about speedy Gonzales and his amigos? Or the Tom and Jerry movie? God I miss being a kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:10:11 2015 No.14409855 >>14409848 Ok, that's understandable. >>14409852 I love speedy gonzales. I will always find it hilarious that they can watch it south of the border without issue but running it here is too far. >>14409846 That's the point of Deedee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:10:32 2015 No.14409858 >>14408285 hory fuck I want to motorboat this chick

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:13:51 2015 No.14409867
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>>14409845
>They're buying gifts for their children and their boyfriends
>Meaning they're all engaged or just not interested in you
>Meaning they won't be nearly as merciful as they are when they're just trying to rape you

And I don't go out on Black Friday when there are only humans to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:15:50 2015 No.14409876 >>14409867 Anyone got friends and family working retail on Black Friday? Now might be the time to pray for 'em. My poor little bro's first day is on Black Friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:16:42 2015 No.14409879 >>14409867 It may be worth watching the mayhem from a safe place. Through the security cameras. In your full moon bunker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:16:51 2015 No.14409880 File: 52 KB, 352x311, 1407080111902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409867 >Hi there. >I see you're carrying the 75% off snake-oil lavender perfume I was looking for >Hand it over

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:16:56 2015 No.14409881 >>14409876 Holy shit your brother is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:17:47 2015 No.14409883 >>14409876 Talk about a baptism of fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:23:11 2015 No.14409895 >>14408828 That's not even a monstergirl, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:25:17 2015 No.14409899 >>14409895 Not him but I can pretend it's a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:31:19 2015 No.14409916 File: 183 KB, 1200x900, 24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your poorly drawn snekwife wants to know if you fucked your secretary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:33:24 2015 No.14409921 >>14409916 She'll have to interrogate me a little.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:36:20 2015 No.14409927 File: 524 KB, 946x674, This Spider can kick your ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accept the love of Spider Pussy! Before something bad happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:37:31 2015 No.14409931 >>14409841 Yes on a condition she snaps out of SJW/meninism crap. >>14409867 Maybe they're dragging their single sisters and friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:40:30 2015 No.14409941 >>14409899 She's just a somewhat normal human child

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:42:14 2015 No.14409945 >>14409876 I work at Walmart and yes, I'm working tomorrow. It's okay though, I work closing so I won't have to deal with most of the madness. I'm just expected to sweep up the remains of my co-workers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:42:21 2015 No.14409947 >>14409941 PRETEND.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:44:17 2015 No.14409954 >>14409927 She looks like she'd be a giant teddy-bear though. And from what I know of tarantulas, that's probably the case. Things are totally chill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:50:44 2015 No.14409972 Shot of Wight-chan like this when, Mono? https://i.4cdn.org/a/1448581312888.jpg If those hotpants were flesh colored this would need to be censored.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:50:57 2015 No.14409973

>>14409945
He's going in a little later in the day, so maybe he won't even be in during the dangerous hours.
I'm still allowed to worry about him though, I'm his big brother.
In an attempt to keep things on topic, would you give a monstergirl the "Break his heart, I break your legs/arms/spine." talk if she started dating your little brother?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:05:19 2015 No.14410008 >>14409973 I probably wouldn't. On account of the fact that, her being a monstergirl, I wouldn't be threatening enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:07:39 2015 No.14410021 >>14409867 Just got done with a shift at target. Got lucky and it wasn't too bad this year.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:08:20 2015 No.14410023

>>14409973
>Last spoiler
No, it would do more harm than good. That's acceptable with a daughteru or imouto but not a sonnu or otouto.
>double standard
It's not. Men and Women are different, and it's acceptable and often necessary to treat them differently. You pull that stuff with your little girl's date and she'll probably be annoyed and embarrassed. You do it with your little brother's and he'll feel emasculated. Getting that from a role model can make him feel way worse than getting dumped by his sweetheart.

If you want your otouto to be happy and healthy, protecting him isn't the way to do it. You gotta lead by example, show him the ropes, and then let him stand on his own and take care of shit himself. That's what big brothers are for. Doting and over-protective spoiling is what Onee-sans are for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:10:09 2015 No.14410030 >>14409972 I think he's been watching that show. https://i.4cdn.org/a/1448584799266.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:15:43 2015 No.14410054 >>14410030 >>14409972 >Those thighs Criminal

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:18:33 2015 No.14410063 >>14410054 Yes. It is, isn't it? She must be punished.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:19:37 2015 No.14410068 >>14410063 We're going to have to take her down to the station But first, we've got to pat her down. She may have a concealed weapon

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:20:38 2015 No.14410072 >>14410068 Eeny-meeny-miny-moe, I wonder where my rubber glove will go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:21:25 2015 No.14410076 http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/26/asia/spider-mistake-domestic-violence-australia/index.html I've been wondering why we haven't heard much from that anon lately. I didn't know he was Australian, but I guess it makes sense in hindsight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:22:45 2015 No.14410082 >>14410072 Damn it Anonymous, what do you think this is? That's sexual harassment I swear. Kids these days joining the force because they just want to feel up girls. Not knowing this is serious business I'll pat her down

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:24:41 2015 No.14410087 >>14410082 What if she's hiding something in there, huh? Girl like that, she could have beads in her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:25:57 2015 No.14410089 >>14410087 I'll. Pat. Her. Down. You go call it in that we're bringing in a criminal pair of thighs Kids, I swear

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:29:29 2015 No.14410096 >>14410089 Well you be careful, you don't want to get raped three days before retirement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:29:40 2015 No.14410097 I want a mad hatter to compliment my tiny penis! It doesn't count because she's insane!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:30:43 2015 No.14410099 File: 383 KB, 945x873, 1373500087323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410097 Oh it's you again. Still low on cash?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:33:02 2015 No.14410110 >>14410096 Trust me kid, I've been in this well before you started sucking on your mothers teats. I've broken more bones patting down Lamia than the amount of fingers you have on your hand I know what I'm doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:35:13 2015 No.14410112 File: 309 KB, 945x873, 1448616913245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410099 >Biting >Web Binding Color me intrigued. How much would I have to pay for both of those things, plus sex? Also I improved the picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:36:31 2015 No.14410117 >>14410112 But now there's a silly blank there. You need to add something neat in the place of the gross stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:40:15 2015 No.14410129 File: 312 KB, 945x873, 1448617215880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410117 I improved it again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:40:37 2015 No.14410130 >>14410117 Yeah, something silly like selling t-shirts or ice skating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:13:53 2015 No.14410174 >>14410129 >~$30 gets you tied up by rachnee as she nips & teases your body with her mouth Sounds like a fun afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:15:07 2015 No.14410179 >>14410174 How much for a fun weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:26:40 2015 No.14410200 >>14410179 Probably looking at a couple hundred, and that's without sex. She'd probably never actually fuck someone, but maybe throw a grand her way and you can get off a few times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:29:03 2015 No.14410204 File: 121 KB, 848x766, 1436347156462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410200 I wouldn't want her to sell her pussy to me or anyone else. Bondage games and stuff are fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:40:21 2015 No.14410217 >>14410204 Dem hips, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:53:34 2015 No.14410240 I want to play grand strategy video games with my waifu and daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:54:18 2015 No.14410243 >>14410240 Anubis, Tanuki, or Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:57:04 2015 No.14410252 >>14410240 Me too. I want to live in a world where Crusader Kings 2 has Monster Girls in it. >All MGs have the trait Lustful by default

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:19:33 2015 No.14410310 File: 306 KB, 1200x675, 1534687655345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Dark Elf twins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:20:12 2015 No.14410314 File: 333 KB, 612x868, tmp_6971-1446329827033-60823237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you do black Friday shopping with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:23:06 2015 No.14410320 >>14410310 But the one on the right is a fuckboi!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:23:25 2015 No.14410323 >>14410310 Aura's great, could do without the trap though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:31:17 2015 No.14410339 >>14410320 >>14410323 Mare is only there for breaking high class prostitutes' legs then raping them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:37:39 2015 No.14410358 >>14410314 No. Bah, humbug to you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:38:55 2015 No.14410363 >>14410320 thats what makes them so great

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:39:47 2015 No.14410364 >>14410314 I wouldn't go, and I wouldn't let her go out into that either. I don't care if she's practically indestructible, she might get her feelings hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:41:04 2015 No.14410366 >>14410364 Agreed. Broken bones may heal. Hurt feelings are forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:17:55 2015 No.14410449 >>14410366 >>14410364 >marrying a tumblrina

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:22:33 2015 No.14410455 >>14410449 You've never been out on Black Friday, have you? On Black Friday, soccer-moms are capable of reducing Macho Man Randy Savage to tears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:29:29 2015 No.14410469 >>14410455 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448627329045.webm You fucking take that back you subhuman, baboon-tickling piece of moldy brie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:47:27 2015 No.14410505 File: 912 KB, 800x1131, Turkey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"G-gwaah! I'm not late for Thanksgiving, am I? H-Happy Thanksgiving Anon! Feel free to eat out the Turkey!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:54:24 2015 No.14410516 >>14410505 No one is coming to eat out the turkey, are they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:03:15 2015 No.14410538 >>14410505 I wanna give that turkey my stuffin

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:03:52 2015 No.14410540 Find me one monster girl that isn't improved by a maid outfit. You can't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:05:19 2015 No.14410546 >>14410540 Lava Golem Cant improve whats already perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:05:30 2015 No.14410547 >>14410540 Find me one human boy that isn't improved by a butler outfit. You can't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:05:44 2015 No.14410548 >>14410540 Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:05:58 2015 No.14410549 >>14410540 MATANGO CU SITH CAIT SITH FUCKING HUMPTY EGG

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:07:06 2015 No.14410552 >>14410549 you're just listing off shit girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:07:46 2015 No.14410553 >>14410552 Exactly you cant polish a turd

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:07:48 2015 No.14410554 >>14410552 Matango is not shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:08:29 2015 No.14410557 >>14410547 This I want to be a cute butler boytoy for my waifu, and spoil her all I can!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:10:01 2015 No.14410561 >>14410554 >rape shroom isn't a shit We'll throw you into a matango pit and find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:10:47 2015 No.14410564 >>14410561 No complaints here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:12:44 2015 No.14410569 >>14410561 don't bother comrade we've lost him

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:15:18 2015 No.14410578 >>14410569 I͠'ḿ ͞n̨o͢t ̸lǫst I j̕u͝s̨t̴ fo̵un͟d͞ ҉my̢ ͠r̡eal h͞om̸e

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:15:47 2015 No.14410581 >>14410557 I want to cook my mistress dozens of sweets, in a naked apron, and then feed them to her! And keep making her more sweets and treats!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:21:03 2015 No.14410597 >>14410581 Don't forget the "Baking Treats for my Mistress" song and accompanying jazz-hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:23:22 2015 No.14410602 File: 905 KB, 1390x1154, 5009be4d24a2a8624bbd4ab8625a98b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410547 >>14410557 >>14410581 >>14410597 Good boys

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:24:07 2015 No.14410604
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>>14410581
I want to use my own blood as a special ingredient in cookies and give them to my vampire mistress and not mention what's in them, just to see her face when she realises and gives a rare smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:24:51 2015 No.14410607 >>14410597 Sounds wonderful. Wish I had a mistress too.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:27:11 2015 No.14410613

>>14410597
Absolutely! And I'll seee her lazily draped on her couch, and hand feed her all her favorite treats! Quietly too so she can watch her silly anime shows (That I'm not allowed to tell anyone about or all the other rich girls will mock her)!

Then, when she's all out I'll give her a kiss on the nose and ask what she'd like next. More treats, a drink? Or maybe a bath, or a full dinner. Or, would she like me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:27:39 2015 No.14410614 >>14410581 >>14410597 >I want to do this but instead do it when she has her friends over for her "scheming to take over the world" parties when will my Lilum waifu understand that I don't want to rule the world because she's my world

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:28:35 2015 No.14410616 >>14410540 Yeti and Anubis, only on the grounds that they can't fit the maid outfits over their paws to wear them

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:29:14 2015 No.14410618 >>14410614 But if she doesn't rule the world, how can she hand it to you on a silver platter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:33:29 2015 No.14410623 >>14410616 Stretchy fabric bro. Also great for highlighting those anubi titties

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:34:55 2015 No.14410629 >>14410581 >>14410597 >>14410604 I want to bake my Mistress treats laced with Hathor Milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:36:10 2015 No.14410638 >>14410629 >wanting to chub up your mistress Bad! You'll have to princess carry her ten laps around the mansion as punishment!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:38:31 2015 No.14410643 >>14410638 Why don't I just get her more sweets to cheer her up though? I have a fresh batch of baked cookies. They're Snicker Doodles, her favorite!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:39:16 2015 No.14410646 >>14410643 Fine, seven laps. But you don't get to wear pants for the rest of the day.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:43:34 2015 No.14410656

>>14410646
How about I run no laps because I'm a weak skeleton I can't princes carry a chubby monster girl let alone around a mansion and instead get her some delicious Ice Cream and turn the TV to her favorite show!

The no pants is fine, I'll even cuddle her on the couch if she'd like!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:45:32 2015 No.14410659 >>14410656 You're not a very good servant, Skellington-kun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:46:06 2015 No.14410660 >>14410623 Anubis would be too meticulous as a maid, and she'd be cleaning up her fur shed all day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:46:29 2015 No.14410661 >>14410659 I can bake her a cake with a cute lovey-dovey message on it written in icing if that'll make things better!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:48:49 2015 No.14410663 >>14410661 Maybe you should take more care of your own diet so you can bulk up and carry her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:00:07 2015 No.14410675 >>14410663 What about being carried by her? Strong fat Mistresses!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:01:26 2015 No.14410679 >>14410675 A mistress carrying her servant? Is it opposite day already? Do you live in Wonderland? What nonsense! This is highly unorthodox! I never! Hurrprlblblblb!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:02:07 2015 No.14410680 >>14410679 What if he does live in Wonderland and his Mistress is a Strongfat Jabberwock, or Hatter, or Alice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:02:30 2015 No.14410681 >>14410680 Then it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:04:24 2015 No.14410683 >>14410679 Do Kikimoras carry their masters too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:06:03 2015 No.14410687 >>14410683 No, but Shoggoths do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:16:16 2015 No.14410701 >>14410687 I want to be Princess Carried by a Strong Fat Shoggoth! They're best maids!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:18:39 2015 No.14410707 >>14410701 And don't forget their TENTACLES! Touchy, feely, gropy tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:20:28 2015 No.14410711 >>14410707 Oh, I wonder if I ask her nicely if she'll molest and rape me with all her tentacles!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:21:52 2015 No.14410715 >>14410711 You don't ask her, you tell her. You're the master, tekeli-li. Shoggoths need strict discipline.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:33:43 2015 No.14410735 File: 190 KB, 428x600, Tentacle_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410707 Not as good as a real Tentacle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:34:17 2015 No.14410738 >>14410735 Please, she's awkward and weird. She couldn't rape a human boy if she tried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:36:04 2015 No.14410742 >>14410735 >>14410738 Looks like a sweet, innocent girl. If it wasn't verboten, I'd say she was partial to awawa or at least she'd try to in the hopes you'd pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:41:56 2015 No.14410751 When will we get Monster Girls dressed up like Kaiju? Cosplay is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:52:17 2015 No.14410766 File: 486 KB, 1447x1023, 1447943788162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410751

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:54:20 2015 No.14410777 >>14410766 Where do all these wocks keep coming from? Not that I'm complaining. Is this gonna get finished?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:56:35 2015 No.14410781 >>14410735 Underrated girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:57:07 2015 No.14410785 >>14410735 >cheerful, meek >lots of limbs to hug you with Tentacles don't get enough love despite how good they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:57:45 2015 No.14410787 >>14410777 calendar

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:58:39 2015 No.14410789 >>14410787 Not sure what this means

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:59:49 2015 No.14410790 >>14410789 It's a calendar with pictures of Jabberwocks in it. Pretty straight forward to me. Unless you don't know what a calendar is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:01:27 2015 No.14410794 >>14410790 Oh, OK. I didn't know there was a Calendar. That's neat, why? Will we get a different Monster Girl next year then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:02:33 2015 No.14410801 >>14410789 Our resident Jabberwockfag is commissioning a callender with a Wock for each month. I believe he said there's a bonus one for Christmas too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:09:45 2015 No.14410818 >>14410766 >Those abs She got /fit/ since March. Don't know if I prefer a /fit/wock or a chubwock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:11:36 2015 No.14410823 >>14410818 I prefer my girls fit. I wish we had a Wurm with fabulous abs, kinda like Brawny Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:13:47 2015 No.14410826 >>14410823 Didn't less draw one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:13:51 2015 No.14410827 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmNgiEgPoQ >TFW you will never contract a Demon to give you those golden chops like Sinatra >Her face when you sing this song to her

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:15:32 2015 No.14410829 >>14410826 Did he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:16:27 2015 No.14410833 >>14410829 http://touchfluffytail.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cropped-banner2-1.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:17:39 2015 No.14410836 >>14410833 Ah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:23:43 2015 No.14410850 File: 259 KB, 516x897, TfhTSy4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG MEATY THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:24:55 2015 No.14410854 >>14410850 I want to grope her ass!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:29:04 2015 No.14410863 >>14410850 I want to force Abigail to dress up as Street Fighter Alpha Chun-Li. Those thigh gripping tights of hers were love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:29:32 2015 No.14410866 >>14410850 I want her to sit on my face so I can lick her beautiful thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:33:27 2015 No.14410877 >>14410866 I want her to sit on my face so I can jam my tongue in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:35:49 2015 No.14410884 >>14410877 I was going to call you disgusting but then I remembered that Wights are undead and probably don't poop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:38:18 2015 No.14410895 >>14410884 That's why undead are really good for ass play

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:40:46 2015 No.14410900
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>>14410866
>>14410854
>You will never have Abigail squat down above you, giving you free access to grope her ass and bury your face into her fragrant-less womanhood
>She will never complain that human boys are so weird
>You will never go full ham and give her cunny on the level that she ends up falling forward onto her hands and knees
>You will never give that ass so many slaps while it jiggles and bounces from you plowing her that you'd swear she'd turn cherry red
>You will never dismount from her after a night of intense love-making only to feel a sudden chill, her claw giving you a slap on the ass as she basks in the afterglow

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:43:45 2015 No.14410906 >>14410900 I want to dig my nose into her as I suck on her clit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:03:08 2015 No.14410935 >>14410850 >tfw when you'll never develop new weaponry for the Undead Kingdom with your muscular shortstack Dorf Wightfu

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:04:06 2015 No.14410941 File: 330 KB, 850x1020, sample_5963135680f3b45a000242a7c2df176e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:08:48 2015 No.14410951 File: 1.88 MB, 1250x1500, 5963135680f3b45a000242a7c2df176e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14410941 >sample delete this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:09:39 2015 No.14410954 >>14410941 >sample The full version isn't even that big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:11:07 2015 No.14410957 >>14410954 >>14410951 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:18:41 2015 No.14410972 Just wanna get coiled up in a wurm's embrace and never be let go

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:23:32 2015 No.14410984 >>14410972 What if you get hungry? What if you have to pee? What if she has to pee? What if the Sabbath Scouts ask you to buy cookies and you need to reach your wallet which is on the desk?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:25:56 2015 No.14410994 >>14410984 Mimimemamomemumomanomememinimumemomamamoomeemamomumamonomumamanomamemumumumonamumonamomana

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:27:05 2015 No.14410998 >>14410994 but the pee

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:29:22 2015 No.14411010 >>14410998 Jet skiing and water polo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:29:39 2015 No.14411011 File: 1.43 MB, 1500x1419, 8bc5c883c3aa1b5a1760b7775be9e823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:31:46 2015 No.14411017 >>14410984 >hat if the Sabbath Scouts ask you to buy cookies and you need to reach your wallet which is on the desk? I that case the Wurm would just sniff the air, yell "COOKIES!" leave anon, eat aaaaallll the cookies and come back for more cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:33:17 2015 No.14411023 >Finally stick up to dragon bully >tell her to leave me alone and go bother someone else >She flies away >I think she started to tear up Should I say I'm sorry? I didn't want to hurt any ones feelings

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:34:25 2015 No.14411028 >>14411011 I'ma touch it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:35:51 2015 No.14411037 File: 872 KB, 800x1410, 48606757_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411011 I want to do unspeakable things to that dragon. Souma needs to draw an Anubis, his brown girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:36:57 2015 No.14411040 >>14411023 go and give her a hug right now you monster

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:37:24 2015 No.14411042 >>14410833 >TFT Get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:37:58 2015 No.14411046 >>14411023 You should've just asked your Jabberwock Senpai to stand up to her, Jabberwock Senpai can do anything Even put that bully flat chested Lilim in her place

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:43:39 2015 No.14411065 GLORY TO HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:45:18 2015 No.14411071 >>14411065 meh its not that bad...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:45:49 2015 No.14411072 >>14411071 ok on wednesdays

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:48:12 2015 No.14411074 >>14411046 I miss mgk

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:48:51 2015 No.14411076 >>14411072 Wanna slam a horse loli pussy Gonna slam a horse loli pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:49:55 2015 No.14411079 File: 217 KB, 450x600, 874669a12fb18bb25fa901cd89fd23e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411072 Specials on horse pussy. Every Wednesday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:50:39 2015 No.14411083 Big n thick Holstaur tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:55:18 2015 No.14411101 File: 2.00 MB, 811x1200, 40637801_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411076 You want to what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:57:49 2015 No.14411110 >>14411101 SLAM. DUNK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:22:01 2015 No.14411143 It's that time of the year, give your Wendigo a red and green coat with lights and ornaments and put a star on her head

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:23:00 2015 No.14411147 >[Ahobaka] Sweet Tongue (Girls for M vol.10) I really shouldn't be liking this, damn it Ahobaka.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:28:51 2015 No.14411150
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>>14411143
Just add color.
>>14411147
I never thought I'd see the day were he does male:netorare.
Seems like a once-in-a-blue-moon thing though, and I never really liked his artwork anyways.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:31:49 2015 No.14411153

>>14411147
Ahobaka is like the mangaka version of one of our writefags. Some of the shit he does is okay like the Ara Ara Scyllas, the Alraune, and the four Zoanthrope girls.

Then he does shit like this, that fucking Centaur monsterboy NTR shit, and the Echidna quite literally eating a guy with her vagina.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:37:29 2015 No.14411164

>>14411150
>I never thought I'd see the day were he does male:netorare.
It's like I stepped into some kind of bizarro world and it's doing strange things to my dick.
>>14411153
Indeed, he's really hit or miss with his stuff.

The Oni sisters were nice and the brown Lamia he did recently was delicious. Shame he does stuff like the ones you mentioned and the dragon girl though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:37:39 2015 No.14411165 File: 89 KB, 800x952, 3ad865b15263e9ae8f8dd7b558abd6fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires with udders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:42:53 2015 No.14411170 >>14411147 >Male NTR God yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:45:46 2015 No.14411179 >>14411165 why can't she age to this point in canon god dammit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:46:45 2015 No.14411182 >>14411179 She's been nerfed in both plot and gameplay, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:48:15 2015 No.14411186 File: 358 KB, 2070x1604, 1442367876477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411164 Yeah pretty much. Out of all the hentai artists I hate him and maybe Tsukino Jyoji the most because Jyoji actually has the potential to make you feel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:49:37 2015 No.14411189 >>14411147 10/10 would uppercut when she's sticking out her tongue

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:01:21 2015 No.14411214 >>14411182 what does that have to do with her aging

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:03:04 2015 No.14411219 >>14411214 She's a vampiric perma-loli, she isn't getting titties and ass anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:09:04 2015 No.14411230 >>14411219 what a load of bullshit. She'd be so much better if she was an ara ara full bodied vampire than some dumb loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:12:13 2015 No.14411237 >>14411230 Maybe all the little rabbit needs are some baby injections from Ragna.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:29:29 2015 No.14411294 File: 490 KB, 2204x1815, This fairy can kick your ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14409954 Fine, then you should be careful that this Fairy doesn't kick your ass. Because she can and will.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:30:26 2015 No.14411297

Quiet thread? Lets play a game. So we've sometimes imagined characters from things we've watched or played as a monster girl that would suit them but what if they were transformed into something completely at random?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Think of your top 3 characters from video games/anime/manga/your preferred medium and roll a race for each one. How fitting or unfitting is it and how mad would they be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:47:58 2015 No.14411343 >>14411297 >Duo get's turned into a mummy Laid back mummy with best gundam? I'll take it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:51:35 2015 No.14411353 >>14411343 Excellent taste. Duo is best wing. I'm more a fan of Zeta or Unicorn myself. 00 Season 1 is good too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 13:53:28 2015 No.14411359 File: 1.98 MB, 3050x1850, Roulette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411297 Roulette is how you make slow shit speed up. Though it doesn't really work on /jp/ so I guess not.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:04:39 2015 No.14411386

>>14411297
>Fate Testarossa gets turned into a Dark Priest
If it's StrikerS Fate there goes my dick
>Tharja gets transformed into a Cheshire
Either Tharja becomes super smug or that's the world's most gloomy Cheshire. She better have black fur.
>Takaya Noriko becomes a standard Succubus
Plain but probably for the best, Noriko's pretty perfect as it is without completely changing her body.

Tharja's probably the only one that wouldn't be mad as hell. Annoyed sure but She's the type to want to do research on it, a Lich would have been more fitting for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:05:14 2015 No.14411387 >>14411353 I really wanted him and Noin to get together in that arc but she turned him down. I was heart broken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:06:54 2015 No.14411392 >>14411387 To be fair, she was already the childhood friend of someone else. Zecks is really bad at politics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:09:19 2015 No.14411398 >>14411392 So sad. I never liked him anyways.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:13:41 2015 No.14411409

>>14411398
He isn't the worst char by far.

>>14411297
And by continuing the wing theme.

>Trieze Dwarf
Let the napoleon jokes fly.

>Cupid Zechs
Not my first pick for the lightning count but it works.

>Doppelganger Heero
That actually would be a big boost to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:18:16 2015 No.14411417 >>14411409 Of course not, that would be Quatra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:20:38 2015 No.14411423 >>14411417 Quatre is an alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:21:36 2015 No.14411427 >>14411423 I fucking knew it, that's why he was such a pussy, dear god it all makes so much fucking sense!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:22:43 2015 No.14411430 >>14411423 I guess that makes Trowa a mantis or soldier beetle

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:22:52 2015 No.14411432 >>14411427 Trowa is a konouichi Wu Fei is shit

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:24:57 2015 No.14411439

>>14411297
>Tifa Lockheart as a Wurm.
So now I've got a somewhat snarky Wurm with fists of steel and a massive rack. Nice.

>Mistral as a Succubus
>Multi-armed, delicious brown french Succubus
And there goes my boner, rocketing into the ceiling.

>Tali'zorah as an Arachne
I'm so fucked. A cute nerdy Arachne engineer with a russian accent and a perchant for skintight clothing? I wouldn't be able to resist her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:25:17 2015 No.14411440 >>14411432 Kunouichi Trowa sounds super sexy. Wu Fei's gundam was pretty cool though, too bad about the fixation on his dead wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:40:26 2015 No.14411482 >>14411439 >Mistral as a Succubus >Multi-armed, delicious brown french Succubus Sweet baby jesus I need this so badly

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:49:50 2015 No.14411505 >>14411439 >Tali'zorah as an Arachne God dammit! How is it that whenever I think tali can't get any cuter, someone always does. Tali is such a cutie.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:59:09 2015 No.14411528

>>14411297
>Shaak Ti the Elf
Interesting markings, though it would probably work better on a Twi'lek

>Usagi Tsukino the Arachne
"I am a spider. I can climb. I am a spider. I can climb".

>Millia Rage the Holstaur
As if she attention she gets already wasn't bad enough...

>

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:59:10 2015 No.14411529 New girl yet? Also, what would a centaur do if a man lifted her onto his back in some weird reverse riding scenario?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:02:47 2015 No.14411537 >>14411359 Knowing my luck it'll be something stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:03:34 2015 No.14411540 >>14411297 >Rise (Persona) the Harpy >Katsuragi (Senran Kagura) the Amazoness >Celestia (Danganronpa) the Dark Elf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:04:04 2015 No.14411541 >>14411528 >Shaak Ti That's some, uh, spectacular taste my friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:05:10 2015 No.14411545 >>14411540 >Rise [Scoffing Intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:06:13 2015 No.14411551 >>14411545 Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:07:21 2015 No.14411553 >>14411540 >Celestia (Danganronpa) the Dark Elf Personality wise this fits perfectly but she should always be pale. Katsuragi as an Amazon would be nice though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:10:24 2015 No.14411564 >>14411545 Sometimes I remember that a former football player/in-training pro wrestler and a canadian voice actor are having a Chie/Naoto Waifu War and another canadian is just holding up his Rise banner in the distance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:12:17 2015 No.14411567 >>14411551 You heard me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:13:45 2015 No.14411571 >>14411564 Okay I'm pretty sure the Rise Canadian is Pat (who has the best taste objectively when it comes to Persona girls), but who are the other two?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:14:22 2015 No.14411573 >>14411571 Brennan Williams and Takahata101.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:15:28 2015 No.14411576 >>14411573 Well their tastes are wrong. Naoto and Chie are still cute though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:16:19 2015 No.14411581 >>14411576 Chie's the best girl though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:17:11 2015 No.14411585 >>14411581 Anon you wanna do this? Cause I ain't backing down from Rise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:17:20 2015 No.14411587 >>14411581 Not the Anon but you misspelt Naoto, my friend

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:21:43 2015 No.14411598

>>14411585
Not asking you to. I'm just stating where I stand, and it's with the short haired tomboy with spats.
I admit to having a type, and your opinion is perfectly valid. I don't want to kick off a waifu war here. That's not until sunday.
>>14411587
Naoto's good, but she's not on Chie's level for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:22:02 2015 No.14411600 File: 517 KB, 810x1080, 1438972501993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411297 >Sheik gets turned into a Lich >Palutena becomes a Cheshire > Really the only bit of media I interacted with is Smash 4.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:23:38 2015 No.14411606 >>14411600 >Palutena becomes a Cheshire Wasn't this pretty much already canon? Minus the lewdness of course. Depending on your point of view.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:24:09 2015 No.14411608 >>14411598 To each their own. We Nato and Chie fans never fight anyhow

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:26:12 2015 No.14411610 File: 912 KB, 983x827, 1429033212413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411606 Never played KI:U or any Kid Icarus game for that matter, so I'm not exactly sure. I like her lewds though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:28:18 2015 No.14411613 >>14411610 >Boob Goddess v. Vanilla Ending Goddess

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:31:33 2015 No.14411623 >>14411613 Where's the ass goddess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:32:20 2015 No.14411625 File: 1.07 MB, 3000x600, 1417033839182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411613 Zelda has had some big knockers before though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:32:26 2015 No.14411626 File: 88 KB, 292x697, 1448323813034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411623 RIGHT HERE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:34:44 2015 No.14411632 >>14411610 >That one doujin where Palutena drags Samus into having sex with Pit. That cemented her as lewd as fuck in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:35:17 2015 No.14411636 >>14411626 I want to see Mono draw Wights based on other monstergirl species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:37:03 2015 No.14411640 >>14411632 http://exhentai.org/s/353a827385/549933-11 This convinced me Medusa was lewd as fuck and full of feels

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:37:09 2015 No.14411641 >>14411632 By time Brawl rolled around, there already was some Pit x Samus porn since their respective series were created by the same dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:38:31 2015 No.14411646 >>14411640 >tfw no follow-up showing lewd activities between human Pit and Medusa

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:39:02 2015 No.14411647 >>14411636 >An old enemy of yours >A Pale Anon, astride a Wight Wurm Alt >An old enemy of yours >A pale Orc, astride a Wight Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:39:14 2015 No.14411650 >>14411600 Fumio, is that right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:39:29 2015 No.14411652 >>14411011 More dragon butt http://i.imgur.com/toJexPq.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:41:25 2015 No.14411656 >>14411647 >A pale Orc, astride a Wight Wurm Two Wightfus free with no charge? Shame that one of them is a cold potato though. >>14411650 Who else draws nipples that puffy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:42:19 2015 No.14411659 >>14411652 Get the fuck out, nobody cares about Magma-Tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:43:50 2015 No.14411662 >>14411652 10/10, would ravage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:45:37 2015 No.14411667 >>14411652 I want to spank that dragon butt. >>14411659 Rude, she's pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:46:08 2015 No.14411668 is there a place to count how many entries mge has total now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:48:58 2015 No.14411673 >>14411668 Cu Sith was 178 and we haven't had another one since then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:52:00 2015 No.14411680 >>14411359 Isnt that really out of date? Like it has no monsters since a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:02:49 2015 No.14411704 >>14411667 I don't care about your puns, she's a shit dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:18:27 2015 No.14411743 >>14411704 That's not very nice of you, cool off bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:22:17 2015 No.14411752 >>14411743 Time to fist Charon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:23:10 2015 No.14411757 File: 787 KB, 900x900, arachne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Waifu bites you during sex while whispering 'I love you' over and over in her muffled voice

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:26:46 2015 No.14411764 File: 1.83 MB, 450x253, 1443727139787.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411757 >Yamame biting during sex >Best 2hu arachnid or bug type >Biting

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:27:46 2015 No.14411766 File: 698 KB, 1000x1196, 15de17ea7ea120241580b808e4eeadac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411757 Daily life with a kumiho.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:28:35 2015 No.14411767
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>>14411757
>Biting, scratching, and repeating "I love you" in the throes of sex

Literally perfect. Time to stroke her hair, tell her you love her too, and cum inside with all the loving force you can muster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:28:37 2015 No.14411768 File: 386 KB, 1024x1024, 1400018578767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411757 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:29:47 2015 No.14411771 File: 37 KB, 143x325, 1400018672150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411757 Biting and scratching a best

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:32:09 2015 No.14411776 >>14411757 >Biting and scratching. Time for a divorce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:33:30 2015 No.14411781 >>14411743 I don't care if I'm not being nice. A dragon without wings is not a dragon, and she's already basically Mary Sue bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:34:32 2015 No.14411785 >>14411757 I don't like pain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:34:44 2015 No.14411786 File: 151 KB, 700x688, 1434080268147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411776 Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:35:55 2015 No.14411792 File: 555 KB, 1264x1786, ENG13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a vengeful abomination?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:36:28 2015 No.14411796 >>14411652 Lewd. That's allot of art of her. But not a whole lot of story. When are you going to continue it?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:37:51 2015 No.14411802
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>>14411757
>Hellhound on top of you during sex
>Starts wagging her tail excitedly and breathing heavily
>Not being able to take it any more she starts nibbling your shoulder and neck, her hot breath tickling your skin
>Occasionally she draws a little blood but nothing too serious until she reaches climax
>Her entire body wraps around you and her teeth clamp down hard as if she were a Vampire
>After laying there in the afterglow for a short moment she realises what she's done and looks at you with worry in her eyes, only to smile with relief when you give her a head pat and tell her everything is fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:39:35 2015 No.14411810 >>14411792 As long as she stops people

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:39:58 2015 No.14411812 >>14411792 You're damn right I would that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:41:59 2015 No.14411820 >>14411802 >A Hellhound will never AMSR you during sex. God damn it, I want it so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:42:11 2015 No.14411821 >>14411786 VAMPIRES DON'T SUCK. THEY SCRAPE AND LICK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:46:34 2015 No.14411839 >>14411821 Dracula please

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:51:34 2015 No.14411862
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>>14411792
>The village betrayed her
>When they sealed her away, two-hundred years ago she swore she'd reap her vengeance on your ancestor's line
>That his happiness would turn to ash, that his line would become nothing more than daughters, no sons
>It's your eighteenth birthday today
>What has been sealed must come undone
>She's on the loose, and she can smell you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:54:53 2015 No.14411877 >>14411862 How funny would it be if she awoke from her two hundred years of slumber, saw you, her mortal enemy's descendant and though "Oh no, he's cute."?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:55:33 2015 No.14411882 >>14411792 Probably, I'm lonely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:57:21 2015 No.14411887 >>14411862 How terrible! All those little tentacle beasts crawling all over me and calling me daddy would shatter my heart!

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:58:28 2015 No.14411889
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>>14411802
>>14411820
Hellhounds are so perfect. Every time I read and imagine scenarios involving them here, I always get a warm feeling spreading throughout my body.
They'd absolutely be my waifu monstergirl if I didn't love just one other type above all else.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:00:19 2015 No.14411894

>>14411877
A Wight waking up from two hundred years of slumber, dressing up like a Jomsviking or decking out in Albedo style with the full body armor.

Yells at her mortal enemy to come out and face her in glorious one-on-one combat, sees you walk out with your flip phone, thinks it's a joke.

Flushes red furiously when you tell her 'Hot damn, you got some thunder thighs on you, don't you?'

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:01:15 2015 No.14411896 >>14411792 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:06:35 2015 No.14411905 >>14411889 I've always thought of Hellhounds as my second favourite but whenever I really sit and think about it hard I'd prefer to spend my life with one than my favourite girl. They're absolute perfection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:09:07 2015 No.14411913 >>14411905 I'm a pleb because my top three are Shoggoth, Wight, and Kraken. Any of them would be a nice, quiet life but Hellhounds are the best dog variety until KC releases Cerberus, Fenrir or Fimbulvetr.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:09:51 2015 No.14411916

>>14411889
>That picture
>You'll never have two affectionate Hellhound daughterus.
>They'll never be kind and affectionate around you.
>They'll never grow up to become delinquents and have meetings with their friends in your garage.
>They'll never drop their tough girl personalities when you bring snacks in for them, to the confusion of their friends.
>Your waifu will never look at you with puppy dog eyes when they finally move out and tell you that she wants to have more kids.
Damn it.

>>14411894
I'm sure she'd eventually realize the best way to get back at her ancient enemy is to steal the heart, and virginity, of his descendant.

swiss Momo Fri Nov 27 17:12:17 2015 No.14411921

a few more Q&A translations today. This time focusing a bit on eggs and pregnancy

/answer/125086276693
>Currently only Monstergirls will be born, but once Incubi can be born, may various half/biracial monsters be born? For example: If an Incubus with a Devil as mother marries a Weresheep, will the fathers Devil genes and the mothers Weresheep genes create a half, ect.

There's a possibility for this. However, they won't change shape or abilities right away. But an easygoing Devil that likes to sleep together or a Weresheep with the ideology of the radical faction might be born
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/answer/118423512405
>What will happen if the eggs of a grasshopper, or some other insect that lies its eggs underground, are buried right bellow an intoxication fruit

They'll turn into Monstergirls. Hurray
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/answer/124806145877
>Do oviparous monsters lay unfertilised eggs? If they do lay them, will they get angry of you eat one

They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg. By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs. So if there's a period where they are pregnant with rather big ones, then the eggs will be fertilized, if they are rather small and without a period of pregnancy, then the eggs can be easily told apart as unfertilised ones
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swiss Momo Fri Nov 27 17:13:24 2015 No.14411924

>>14411921

/answer/114923466069
>... Uhm, do Monstergirls get a [girls day (menses)] like human woman do? Seems like the girls around me get [a horrible stomach ache every time], so I think it would be nice for both sides if they can have children without that

While they get such a periodical day, there won't be any bleeding or pain. Rather than this they might get more sensitive (in the sexual sense).

(TL note: slight liberty on the question by replacing obscure reference)
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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:16:37 2015 No.14411931 >>14411924 Isn't it already know that monstergirls have their own variety if the period?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:16:49 2015 No.14411932

>>14411921
>>14411924
>Monstergirls can inherit the traits of other monstergirls through incubi with mothers of other species.
You know what this means right? Through careful breeding we can create the ultimate comfy monstergirl.

Also Monstergirl periods are infinitely better than human periods.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:16:53 2015 No.14411933

>>14411921
>This time focusing a bit on eggs and pregnancy
And none of them focus on watching the demon lord give birth? Well thank god for that.

And did KC just confirm Grasshopper girls? And underground eggs also makes Cicada girls a possibility, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:17:23 2015 No.14411934 File: 1.23 MB, 1410x1021, 1447034889569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411916 Oh yes. Steal his heart and virginity. Or just one.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:20:46 2015 No.14411945

>>14411916
>Your waifu will never look at you with puppy dog eyes when they finally move out and tell you that she wants to have more kids.
I don't think a Hellhound would wait until the first two move out, monster girls don't exactly believe in contraception. Then again it's a lot harder to knock one up than it is a human.

>>	swiss Momo Fri Nov 27 17:21:50 2015 No.14411947 >>14411932 crossing a Pharaoh and Grapesnake that way would be interesting to see >>14411933 https://youtu.be/fSWDEXZdSoA

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:27:42 2015 No.14411956 >>14411932 Wait, does this mean purring pygmy jinkos can be made real?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:29:01 2015 No.14411960 >>14411947 >Banging a Cicada girl >She starts making sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlNDUnGNvfg I'd rather have a Matango at that point.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:29:28 2015 No.14411961

>Wild Oni girl
>Has spent her entire life eating wild game and whatever fruits or vegetables could be found in the wilderness

>Enters into human civilization
>Discovers pizza
>Discovers garlic bread
>Discovers hot wings
>Discovers soup served in bread bowls
>BREAD BOWLS
>THAT YOU CAN EAT

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:31:53 2015 No.14411970
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>>14411945
>It's a full moon
>Hellhound waifu is in the mood to have more kids
>You can feel your pants getting tighter, look down at your coffee
>There's a fucking raging mushroom floating in it
>She replaced your creamer with Holstaurus milk
>Look up to see her, your daughterus are bound and gagged in chains forged in Hades itself, unable to thwart her
>Her pre is dripping and sizzling onto the floor
>A raging mushroom is in her mouth as she bites down
>A family friend finds you three days later
>You look like an emaciated skeleton, every last ounce of man-grit being shot into your waifu
>She even used a Lilith (tm) brand dildo to stipend the flow
>She's joyfully walking around the house with a cumflated belly, doing things as if nothing's wrong
>Both your daughterus are cuddling you for warmth
>Friend leans over, her black horn shining
"It's all Ogre now"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:32:00 2015 No.14411971 File: 917 KB, 2125x1195, 20151127_142337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just picked up some stuff from the post office now to cuddle with it

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:37:29 2015 No.14411984

>>14411932

Echidna already give birth to random Monstergirl species. Occasionally they'll birth all new species. Maybe they can also birth random hybrids.

>Yeti + Lamia. Can hug you from every possible angle.
>Yeti + Ushi-Oni. The most aggressive cuddler known to man.
>Mucus Toad + Ogre. Oil wrestling.
>Goblin + Jingko. Shortstack tigers that attack in packs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:38:14 2015 No.14411985 >>14411359 rollin'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:38:53 2015 No.14411988 >>14411971 Tell us how soft the mousepad is Tell us how cuddleable your daki is

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:39:08 2015 No.14411990 >>14411971 How big is your collection of Miia stuff now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:39:52 2015 No.14411992 >>14411984 Those jinko goblins are going to get cuddled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:39:52 2015 No.14411993 >>14411971 She'll never be real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:39:59 2015 No.14411994 File: 292 KB, 373x666, 1269201069615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14411984 I want her to birth Jötunn girls or Sabertooth Jinkos for maximum chuff

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:40:44 2015 No.14411999
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>>14411970
What happens if you wait until the full moon with your hellhound waifu, to surprise her by consuming holst milk, humpty slime, wonderland tea and raging mushrooms all at once?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:42:36 2015 No.14412003 >>14411999 She sets a record for largest amount of semen ever put into a monster girls womb

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:45:09 2015 No.14412007 >>14412003 *Held

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:45:15 2015 No.14412008 File: 216 KB, 441x553, 1433147605729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Due to the scarcity of men, would some young monster girls be pressured into bringing home a man so he could be shared?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:45:48 2015 No.14412010
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>>14411990
I have both the 4koma books, all the monmusu volumes, the special edition of volume 4 with that big picture of Miia in bed on it
I have all versions of the keychains
I have that phone stand with the little bio on it
I have the charm
i have the bookmark
I have the CD
I have that fan art book full of colored pages that has her on the front
I have 5 dakis
I have the mousepad now
And i have an order on amiami waiting to go through for all the merch they have that's being held up by a small pillow key chain thing or something

I really just want pic related to come out already, they where supposed to come out in December and i haven't even seen a painted version yet

>>14411988
>Tell us how soft the mousepad is
Very

>Tell us how cuddleable your daki is
Very

>>14411993
That's true, but i'll stop being real in a couple decades as well

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:48:24 2015 No.14412018
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>>14411999
Then she's going to be reminded of the legend of Herakles and his twelve labors because I'm going to ram that pillar of flesh so far into her baby maker that she'll have no choice but to get pregnant to survive.

We're talking high-octane womb ransacking semen being shot into a highly fertile Hellhound snatch hatch with the force and velocity to travel through time like tachyoons and impregnate her mother before she even met her father.

Immaculate conception at its very core. Through dick: Unity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:49:48 2015 No.14412022 >>14412010 You need to take a photo of all your Miia items together in a single shot at some point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:51:36 2015 No.14412024 File: 1.05 MB, 2172x1396, 20151010_122829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412022 It'd be really hard to get a wide enough shot to fit all the dakis and still see the smaller stuff I took this awhile ago but it needs to be updated

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:54:13 2015 No.14412033 >>14411993 She's real in his heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:54:36 2015 No.14412036 File: 1.22 MB, 1125x1500, cefd2f9cfdb759a286de79eff68b331b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What Monster Girl would be Fillia-tier soft?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:54:50 2015 No.14412038

>>14411921
>They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg. By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs. So if there's a period where they are pregnant with rather big ones, then the eggs will be fertilized, if they are rather small and without a period of pregnancy, then the eggs can be easily told apart as unfertilised ones
That's exactly like my headcanon, thanks KC!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:56:57 2015 No.14412042 >>14412036 Troll, holst, baphomet, alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:57:52 2015 No.14412049 >>14412036 Jubjub, with a little help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:58:12 2015 No.14412050 File: 1.34 MB, 1080x1920, Super Wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412024 >Wonderful 101 >Those TTGL figures Nice tastes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:58:42 2015 No.14412053 File: 99 KB, 538x671, 7249ebec95db856a5f625158bb8ab69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412036 Filia is bottom heavy, not a full-on fatty. And in that regard Jubjubs and Titanias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:58:43 2015 No.14412054 File: 243 KB, 450x600, Crispy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412036 P'orcs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:59:26 2015 No.14412056 How does one write a british accent without sounding like a faggot?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:04:50 2015 No.14412075
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>>14412056
Describe them as having an accent upon introduction, and write their dialogue as you always would. A few apostrophes or modifications in stand-out situations every once in a while won't hurt, but altering every line of dialogue to match a character's pronounciation is (usually) a bad, bad idea. Especially so if the character appears frequently.

You can trust the studious anubis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:05:06 2015 No.14412076 I just wanna caress a Wurm's silky soft skin and invincible scales.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:06:00 2015 No.14412079
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>>14412056
Whatever you do, don't do it phonetically. Just sprinkle in some iconic lingo to remind the reader of the character's voice and structure the sentences to fit with said voice. You're also going to have to do a lot of research if you don't converse with Brits a lot, and even then you have a whole island's worth of regional dialects to choose from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:06:30 2015 No.14412081 >>14412075 That's what I was thinking too, thanks anon. I can't get the idea of Wocks and Jubjubs having british accents out of my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:07:26 2015 No.14412087 >>14412075 >No big fluffy paws Not fooling me, those ears are on a headband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:08:29 2015 No.14412090 >>14412079 Yeah, I was planning on doing research too.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:09:04 2015 No.14412091

>>14412056
The most you can do is throw in some words and phrases now and again without overusing them and mention the character's accent when they're first introduced.

Just don't be that guy who goes full cockney for every British character. If it helps, think of a region and look up some youtube videos of how people from there talk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:10:16 2015 No.14412096 >>14408542 Now that's a busty cadaver. Would help achieve Wighthood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:14:28 2015 No.14412109 File: 229 KB, 470x1280, 1359836686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412087 It's just a temporary transmutation spell. It'll wear off when Houtengeki finally draws a MGE anubis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:16:39 2015 No.14412112 >>14412109 Where do I find the regular edition of this image

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:17:53 2015 No.14412120 File: 99 KB, 222x238, 1443409292893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412109 >tfw Houtengeki still doesn't do commissions Draw cute lamias, ya fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:17:57 2015 No.14412121 >>14412109 >It'll wear off when Houtengeki finally draws a MGE anubis. So never. Damn shame too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:17:58 2015 No.14412122 File: 283 KB, 800x1236, 1445172528640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412109 >those tiny ass hands >that inconsistency between the fur on each arm

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:19:30 2015 No.14412129

>>14412109
>Have a bunch of finals due next week.
>Don't really want to do them.
>ACTIVATE MODE, PROCRASTINATE
>Literally blow dust off my tablet sitting abandoned all year
>Time to draw MGs!
>Can't get drivers to work, so can't draw anything.

I think the gods are trying to tell me something here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:20:45 2015 No.14412133 >>14412129 Study and work. That's important. When you get back, though, be sure to draw some Kunoichis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:20:55 2015 No.14412134 >>14412129 Danna?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:21:39 2015 No.14412136 >>14412134 How am I that obvious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:22:50 2015 No.14412142 >>14412136 Because you always mention school as one of the reasons you aren't drawing at the moment.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:23:37 2015 No.14412145

Uh oh! Looks like you have been selected to take part in one of MGC's most popular gameshows. You will be put into an apartment with one randomly selected MG http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
and live with them for a whole week!
The monster isnt allowed to outright rape you but are allowed to use any means they deem necessary in order to seduce you! If you con survive the whole week without giving in you win the grand prize of 5 million dollars!
Can you make it? Do you even want to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:24:40 2015 No.14412147 File: 170 KB, 850x600, Iwannagetoffthisride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412036 >>14412053 Eliza is still the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:25:00 2015 No.14412149 >>14412145 >Cait Sith Good fucking luck to her trying to seduce me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:25:28 2015 No.14412152 File: 53 KB, 635x897, succubus2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412145 >Succubus THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR, THEY ARE MADE FOR THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:25:40 2015 No.14412154 >>14412145 >Weresheep Ayyy, time for a nap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:26:41 2015 No.14412157 >>14412145 >Dryad I'm not into spending the rest of my life in a tree so I'm fine. >>14412149 >On the last day she drops a ton of money to buy a defurring potion to look like a shortstack werecat for one last hailmary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:24 2015 No.14412159 >>14412145 >Undine Should be simple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:25 2015 No.14412160 >>14412145 >Doppelganger This shit isn't fair, she'd win instantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:26 2015 No.14412162 >>14412152 Her wide squishy hips are marred by her lack of substantial bosoms, what a shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:27 2015 No.14412163 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, AraAra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412129 Where are the Kikimora's when you need them. You should draw more Kiki's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:36 2015 No.14412164 >>14412142 Welp, yet another sign I should get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:49 2015 No.14412165 >>14412145 >Soldier Beetle Doesn't seem all that bad. I'd subdue her with gentle skinship and feeding her fruit slices and honey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:27:50 2015 No.14412166 >>14412145 >Raiju I'm pretty sure I can resist. I'll even shake her hand after I win and then slip her my address so she can come claim her "consolation prize" later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:28:05 2015 No.14412168 >>14412145 >Cockatrice This isn't what I was expecting at all. God help me resist dat ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:28:17 2015 No.14412170 >>14412145 >Dragon easy squeezy lemon peezy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:28:45 2015 No.14412173 >>14412145 >Kobold Never was a dog person, so I'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:29:19 2015 No.14412175 >>14412145 >Hellhound Fucking rigged!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:29:26 2015 No.14412177 >>14412166 You should really wear heavy wool socks and a nylon coat. Become a giant tesla coil. You'd probably get a bonus prize for making her break before you.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:29:41 2015 No.14412178

>>14412145
>They don't attack human men themselves. Not only that, even if a man is nearby, they just ignore him and sleep. However, they are most dangerous in this state, as an extremely large amount of demonic energy is released by them while sleeping, and it will shower the man. A man showered in their demonic energy will become fiercely aroused by the sight of them sound asleep, and rape them in their sleep. Even so, they won't wake up, experiencing sex as a dream.
Fucking artificial difficulty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:29:41 2015 No.14412179 >>14412152 GET GOOD FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:29:44 2015 No.14412180 >>14412157 >>On the last day she drops a ton of money to buy a defurring potion to look like a shortstack werecat for one last hailmary. I appreciate her effort but I don't like shortstacks, I like tall MILFs Poor girl, she'll be fine though right?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:30:18 2015 No.14412183

>>14412112
I found that particular image after one excursion into Furaffinity. Imagine it like the scene from The Shawshank Redemption where Andy crawls through 500 yards of shit to reach freedom.
Except instead of a cathartic, purifying rainstorm at the end of it, there's just a few old bottles of stale drinking water lying about, and when you open one of them, you discover that it's also full of liquid shit.

The moral of the story is, don't go looking for good anubis art on FA. Believe me, I have looked. And I have Seen Things.

(Unfortunately, the image you're asking about appeared to be an auctioned drawing. The full version is likely rotting away on some furry's hard drive, hidden away from the internet at large, all dusty and lonely.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:31:30 2015 No.14412190 >>14412145 >giant ant meh, Im good till the sweat thing triggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:31:54 2015 No.14412192 >>14412180 Sure. She'll head out to a bar and drown her sorrows in alcohol, crying about how she did her best but still couldn't get a man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:32:04 2015 No.14412193 >>14412145 >Mindflayer That's not fair. That's not fair at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:32:31 2015 No.14412196 >tfw you will never pierce your Kobold daugtheru's nipples

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:32:46 2015 No.14412197 >>14412183 I see you too look in the depths of hell for nice things, I feel for you. Going through tumblr, hentaifoundry and FA can change a man but you occasionally find a gem hidden in the burning piles of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:34:07 2015 No.14412201 >>14412145 >Kobold Show turns into a week long cuddlefucking and pet play live broadcast on day one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:34:37 2015 No.14412202 >>14412145 >girtablilu meh. >>14412170 >dragon I jelly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:34:48 2015 No.14412203 >>14412175 But she is not allowed to rape you! Think how awkward a person who has never had to hit on anyone would be at flirting >H-hey, how you doin'?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:34:50 2015 No.14412204 File: 1.25 MB, 1013x1433, 51862134_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miia mousepad has pinchable nipples MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:35:41 2015 No.14412206 I want to make my Kikimora go wan-wan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:35:53 2015 No.14412208 File: 196 KB, 342x359, 1441316159619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412145 >Amazoness Welp, I lose. All she has to do is show up naked saying "me want snoo-snoo" and all thoughts of a bachelor's life goes out the fucking window.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:36:05 2015 No.14412209 >>14412204 >condom fucking casual

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:36:28 2015 No.14412211 >>14412196 Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:36:52 2015 No.14412213 >>14412206 What if she goes CAW CAW?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:38:00 2015 No.14412217 >>14412211 Because it's sexy and then I can tie her leash to them and lead her around!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:38:09 2015 No.14412219 >>14412204 pictures now please

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:38:21 2015 No.14412221 >>14412209 I like the idea of Miia asking me to wear a condom and then poking holes in it so i impregnate her still, and then telling me after i cum inside, so then i can tell her that i'll take responsibility and go completely bareback

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:38:24 2015 No.14412222 >>14412145 >implying this is possible to win >monsters have superhuman/supernatural levels of beauty and sex appeal >implying any monster would have to do anything more than bat their eyes to win

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:39:01 2015 No.14412229 >>14412213 That's nice too, but I prefer wan-wan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:39:54 2015 No.14412233 >>14412193 what if she makes it so you can resist her hor the week? but still make you lust for her so she can then marry you afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:40:26 2015 No.14412235 >>14412222 The human boys know, shut it down!

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:41:39 2015 No.14412238

>>14412192
Jesus, now I do feel bad. I'll invite that poor defurred Cait Sith to my house. Let her rest, enjoy some snacks, like some Wonderland Cake baked with special Hathor Milk. Then I'll let her sleep on the couch, she's probably tired from that week of crazy antics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:41:57 2015 No.14412240 >>14412235 THE TANUKIS DID LESCATIE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:42:45 2015 No.14412245 >>14412177 Oh come on, that's just mean anon. I'm already planning on strapping a few special electroshock toys to her until she's so pent up she won't be able to stop her hips from thrusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:43:17 2015 No.14412248 >>14412233 This is some next-level gold digging right there.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:46:04 2015 No.14412260

>>14412248
It seems more to me like she's implanting the thought of
>"Hey, 5 million would pretty much set you up for life if you didn't go crazy with it."
>"And then you wouldn't have to worry about work and spend all day fucking that cute Mindflayer girl as much as you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:47:47 2015 No.14412264 >>14412233 But she wouldn't need to make any modifications for that. It would just be easier to start a life filled with slippery tentacled love with 5 million in my pocket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:54:44 2015 No.14412293 >>14412240 Oy boy! You know what happens to cumpumps who flap their mouths too much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:57:15 2015 No.14412303 >>14412293 They get the ball gag? Please no, not the ball gag!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:57:43 2015 No.14412305 >>14412145 >Ghost I may just survive this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:57:55 2015 No.14412307 >>14412293 They get sent to the snuggle parlors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:00:57 2015 No.14412313 File: 322 KB, 724x1024, 1431630134574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You really think I'm cute? No one's ever said that to me before." >"Could you...say it again?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:01:53 2015 No.14412314 >>14412313 I said "I think you need the boot."

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:02:18 2015 No.14412316 >>14412313 You're cute as a button.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:02:23 2015 No.14412317 File: 160 KB, 500x542, Snuggleladder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412157 >Cait and Cu Siths buying defurring potions >TFW you will never cuddlefuck one

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:03:19 2015 No.14412319 >>14412313 I blame this artist for most of my hardcore loli fetishes. God damn, nigga is fucked up right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:04:14 2015 No.14412322 >>14412303 >>14412307 Yes, the ball gag. Yes, the snuggle parlor, where you'll be compensating Tanuki-kind for your inflammatory comments by comforting and servicing middle aged Tanuki businesswomen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:05:44 2015 No.14412329 File: 2.43 MB, 3000x2000, 1445619091173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412317 True suffering. Someone needs to draw a defurred Cait Sith already and no that blue haired one that's not related to MGE doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:05:48 2015 No.14412330 >>14412319 >Lolis I blame Quicksilver

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:06:44 2015 No.14412331 >>14412322 Please don't! You big dumb coons are just a bunch of meanies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:07:30 2015 No.14412334 >>14412313 >"yes your very cute now can you wash my back please"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:08:15 2015 No.14412335 >>14412330 Understandable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:08:22 2015 No.14412337 >>14412322 What kind of comforting and servicing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:08:43 2015 No.14412338 >>14412147 That's not Valentine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:11:35 2015 No.14412343 >>14412145 >Scylla Let's see how long before she resorts to the tentacles.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:14:00 2015 No.14412349

>>14412337
Pouring drinks and looking attentive while they harp on about their businesses and /or office work while occasionally inappropriately touching your thighs under the table. Feeding the delicious confectioneries and telling them that the totally aren't going straight to their ass/thighs/tits. Serving as masseurs, surrogate dates and dakis for premium customers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:15:35 2015 No.14412354 >>14412331 >big dumb coons A couple of sharply dressed and very persuasive Ogres are on their way to collect you, please remain at your current location.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:16:52 2015 No.14412358 >>14412349 So what happens to the guy that that tells the tubby tanuki to go on a diet?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:17:17 2015 No.14412360
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>You're out touring the other woods on the outskirts of MGC
>Just before you decide to head home, a Nekomata hops out directly in your path
>You try to go around her but she keeps getting in the way
>She stares at you intently and says
>"Meowww"

What do you do Mr. Anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:17:35 2015 No.14412362 >>14412349 Awful. awful, awful! Just kill me now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:18:11 2015 No.14412363 >>14412329 >defurred cait sith i need this now

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:21:26 2015 No.14412373 >>14412354 You can't make me! I'm out!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:21:54 2015 No.14412375 >>14412349 Well shit, I'd sign up for that, although I'm no good at giving massages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:22:53 2015 No.14412379 >>14412360 she's getting the dropkick of shame!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:23:32 2015 No.14412381 >>14412358 He'll learn to know better than to say unnecessary things. In the mean time he'll be made to shut up by the offended party's perfectly modest and in no way big and plump ass on their face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:23:53 2015 No.14412384 >>14412360 Attempt to pet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:25:01 2015 No.14412387 >>14412360 Distract her with my trusty laser pointer, since I know better than to give her a bite to eat. That's a surefire way to get followed home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:25:03 2015 No.14412388 >>14412329 >Short stacked Cait Sith trying to get you to bow down to her still >She doesn't understand why you just want to sit her in your lap and make her mount the iron throne

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:26:22 2015 No.14412391 File: 2.21 MB, 1490x1207, cube85_0103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412360 Ask her where all the cute wolfgirls are at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:28:50 2015 No.14412397 >>14412375 It's not about skill, but attentiveness and showing a weary Tanuki a good time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:30:23 2015 No.14412405 >>14412381 They can silence me, but they'll always be disgusting fatties, and they know it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:32:47 2015 No.14412413 So I heard you guys like zombies. exhentai.org/g/877555/16f2e9a543/

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:36:59 2015 No.14412422 >>14412413 Yeah, we do, along with horsepussy and futacore. How'd you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:39:41 2015 No.14412428 >>14412422 >pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:40:06 2015 No.14412430 >>14412145 >Dark Elf Those 5 million american greenbacks are my motivation. Now if she were blue then I'd lose for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:40:39 2015 No.14412433 >>14412405 It's alright. I'm sure you'll face will make a very comfortable cushion for some cushy Tanuki butts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:40:45 2015 No.14412434 I want a wurm to sign my cast

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:41:40 2015 No.14412437 >>14412428 I hear they have a new-fangled word for saying things you don't really mean. Sarcasm, I hear they call it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:41:53 2015 No.14412438 >>14412397 After a long day of work and getting abused by loudmouths, I would think they deserve a drink and a good tail brushing, along with someone to talk to who is supportive isn't all business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:43:47 2015 No.14412448 >>14412422 >Mentioning futacore out of nowhere The memes are real, Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:44:16 2015 No.14412450 >>14412438 Good boyim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:54:12 2015 No.14412481 >>14412438 >Soft Tanuki obasan who wants you to 'comfort' her with a back massage and then a more... intimate one

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:06:48 2015 No.14412505 File: 2.35 MB, 1416x2040, Scheming Raccoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412438 A Tanuki boss is a harsh mistress. Instead of just wanting you to come to her office for sex, she acutally expects you to do work!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:09:16 2015 No.14412508 File: 253 KB, 767x900, 58778fb80093ba1ab69f9e9e1c71661f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to praise her 24/7. She may be the sun goddess, but that doesn't mean nighttime isn't important to her too.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:10:15 2015 No.14412513 [SPOILER]

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>>14412379
>>14412391
You anons are raped, she becomes pregnant, and then shows up at your houses a few days later to live with you.

Congratulations.

>>14412387
Incorrect and same as above. ...

>>14412384
You get one more chance, what will you do Mr. Anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:11:29 2015 No.14412517 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, Gakakaka....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412508 Ammy is a cute goddess, but I'm a worshipper of Set, and she doesn't like it when her followers abandon her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:14:57 2015 No.14412524 File: 31 KB, 192x195, 1435188342267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412513 g-give her a fish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:15:49 2015 No.14412526 File: 162 KB, 650x790, 1448087417720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412438 >no Tanuki oneesan to film amateur vanilla porn and make massive dosh with

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:15:50 2015 No.14412528 File: 265 KB, 1500x1800, 53767578_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:17:45 2015 No.14412538 I want an Onee-san that I can cuddle and complain about how in every fucking Pokemon game there's that one Fisherman trainer that has 6 Magikarp and Gamefreak thinks they're so fucking funny for including it in every game fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:18:27 2015 No.14412542 >>14412528 Is that that demon chick from Granblue?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:21:15 2015 No.14412557

>>14412526
>alright the scene is she comes from work, and you give her the cold shoulder
>she asks you why, and you tell her you think she spends too much time and work and that you feel you two need more alone time
>good good, now talk through your issues and have a heart-to-heart on your relationship
>the cuddling scene in bed is a tough one, you need to just cuddle her alright? no dicking
>take a POV shot of him petting her
>yeah, that's some good shit right there

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:21:26 2015 No.14412558 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, kraken8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412538 Best Onee-san will take care of that mean trainer for you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:23:36 2015 No.14412561 File: 340 KB, 717x800, Nekomata 2.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412524 You get to go home without being raped. Congratulations, you've survived another day in MGC. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:24:55 2015 No.14412563 >>14412561 Surviving MGC is hard. I'd just lock myself up in my room.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:25:03 2015 No.14412564 File: 131 KB, 448x348, 3.2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412558 >Best Onee-san

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:25:21 2015 No.14412566

>>14412538
Depending on the game you find him in, and his level, he can be quite useful for grinding up weaker pokemon with no risk. It'll take time, but even a level 1 pokemon will be able to take down up to a level 30 (or whichever level is just before when they get Tackle or Flail) Magikarp with no risk. It might take some time, but it'll be quicker than trying to fight wilds of a safe level, usually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:26:44 2015 No.14412571 >>14412505 >You will never be an office drone in a cramped cubicle and look over your cubicle wall, to see a bushy tail moving across the top, like a shark fin sticking out of the water. Attached to a short, aggressive little Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:29:08 2015 No.14412577 File: 1.44 MB, 2000x2057, kraken7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412564 Lame wocks can't smack away six fish at once and still have limbs free to cuddle you!

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:31:37 2015 No.14412588
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BEHOLD THE SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE THAT MERE MORTAL WOMAN IS INCAPABLE OF ATTAINING

GAZE, ENRAPTURED, AT THE ELEGANT METHOD WITH WHICH THESE FINELY HONED MUSCLES COIL TOGETHER

STARE IN ABJECT LONGING AT THE WELL-EARNED STRENGTH THAT WILL SURELY PROTECT MY FUTURE HUSBAND FROM HARM AND HOPE WITH A PURE HEART THAT THIS MAN MAY BE YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:33:09 2015 No.14412592 >>14412588 Buff Dragons are olev

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:33:38 2015 No.14412596 >>14412577 Krakens can't fly, and are much more cumbersome than Jabberwocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:33:41 2015 No.14412597 >>14412588 I'll admit, I'm pretty aroused

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:35:54 2015 No.14412604 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412596 A kraken is much more suitable for fighting fish than a big smelly wock!

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:37:47 2015 No.14412607
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>>14412577
Oh yeah? Well Krakens don't have wings, they can't envelope their otoutos in wing cocoons. How can they protect them from the outside world if they can't put them in a wing cocoon?

>>14412604
>Girl who spends time surrounded by fish
>Calling anyone smelly

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:39:51 2015 No.14412619 >>14412596 There are a couple flying squid. Even if it's more of a glide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:40:27 2015 No.14412620 >>14412619 Nah its falling with style

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:40:33 2015 No.14412621 File: 874 KB, 3508x2480, kraken4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412607 >How can they protect them from the outside world By holding him tight with their tentacles, duh.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:41:38 2015 No.14412625

>>14412604
>Implying I need to worry about stupid fish
I would never put myself in such a position, especially with such a great, protective Jabberwock. She could just fly me to safety.
At least Jabberwocks don't hunt and destroy Ships and threaten their sailors as a hobby.

>>14412619
>Japanese Flying Squid
Well I certainly learned something.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:44:45 2015 No.14412634
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>>14412621
What otouto wants to be held in clammy cold slimey tentacles as opposed to warm embracing wings and claws? Not me!

Besides, tentacles can't even cover optimum otouto surface area, where the wings can completely envelope the younger brother in a protective embrace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:46:04 2015 No.14412638 Both Jabbering Wocks and Crack-dens are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:46:56 2015 No.14412643 >>14412638 >Angry Sabbath imouto bitter that Onee-sans are stealing all the men

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:47:20 2015 No.14412646
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>>14412625
>She could just fly me to safety
But what if that annoying guy with the six magikarps chases? You need someone to teach him a lesson so he doesn't fight you ever again, and there is no Onee-san better suited for this than a Kraken! Go back to Wonderland!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:49:09 2015 No.14412651 >Lonely Anon goes to Onee-sabbath in hopes of getting a nice older girl to make him feel better >Both the Jabberwock and Kraken there set their sights on him Rival Onee-sans who love their Otouto

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:49:26 2015 No.14412652 File: 2.52 MB, 1640x2313, Kiseki-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >onee-sans >not imoutos You're all plebs

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 20:57:54 2015 No.14412676 >>14412652 Looks like imoutos kill the thread yet again This is why I need Onee-sans

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:01:36 2015 No.14412695 File: 1.45 MB, 1640x2313, 1439564655418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412676 Kiseki-chan is doing her best to revive the thread!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:02:34 2015 No.14412699 >>14412652 >Imoutos >good for dicking >good for anything >ever laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:02:35 2015 No.14412700 >>14412634 >>14412646 Jabberwocks and Kraken are good Onee-sans, but consider this. Wights and Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:02:47 2015 No.14412703 File: 105 KB, 500x600, 1448676167690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what this thread needs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:02:55 2015 No.14412705 File: 318 KB, 1024x724, 6fa55caa303ff16078dd5c6ce1d20526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412676 What's that? Lewd were-cat imoutos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:03:23 2015 No.14412708 >>14412700 Cold old hags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:03:57 2015 No.14412710 IHow about a monster girl childhood friend being adopted and become your onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:04:19 2015 No.14412712 >>14412699 >imoutos >not good for sitting on your lap >not good for snuggling closely >not good for giving piggybacks to >not good for giving their onii-san a tender wake up kiss

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:07:46 2015 No.14412723 >>14412710 this sounds like the plot to an eromanga so yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:08:34 2015 No.14412727 >>14412703 Thanks, Doc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:08:40 2015 No.14412730 >>14412710 >NBR Almost as bad as NTR

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:13:06 2015 No.14412757 >>14412700 They sound alright, but consider this: A golem designed to be a protector but develops big-sister qualities over time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:15:08 2015 No.14412760 >>14412757 Are we talking overprotective big-sister qualities? This is important

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:15:55 2015 No.14412763 File: 623 KB, 2291x1606, pinky the super lewd alien.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you put your pinky into Pinky's pinky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:16:34 2015 No.14412768 >>14412705 >no cute were-cat imouto who sits in your lap and purrs when you tenderly pet her why live

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:16:42 2015 No.14412769 >>14412757 >>14412760 Is her inventor a bishie who has an anime sickness that makes him weak and prone to fainting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:20:51 2015 No.14412779 >>14412769 I wanna build a nice Onee-san Golem who'll protect me, keep me from making terrible decisions, and love me Golems are nice and underrated, KC has to redesign them one day

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:22:39 2015 No.14412780 >>14412760 You bet she goes overprotective big-sister. She'll eject any strange women from the house with extreme prejudice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:22:52 2015 No.14412782 File: 589 KB, 1052x744, Traptrix harem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not having a harem that includes at least one onee-san and one imouto

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:23:38 2015 No.14412786 File: 1.25 MB, 981x790, 1447487440385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412782 >harem

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:24:41 2015 No.14412789 >>14412786 >Undertale >>>/co/mblr

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:27:30 2015 No.14412798 >>14412763 I thought that wall was a person before opening the image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:34:13 2015 No.14412822 File: 249 KB, 626x596, 1448678053218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:36:32 2015 No.14412830 File: 125 KB, 391x340, 1438208318282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412822 can you at least say please jeez vampires I tell ya rude as hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:40:50 2015 No.14412846 >>14408652 >Implying I have friends >Implying anyone would give a fuck if I suddenly disappear GOODBYECRUELWORLD

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:40:53 2015 No.14412847 File: 1.47 MB, 1442x1041, 1444435650111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412830 It's ok anon, if you don't do it I will

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:43:33 2015 No.14412856 >>14412822 >>14412847 Why are Vampire always so thirsty. Dumpire is no longer pure, even does it in broad daylight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:44:32 2015 No.14412862 >>14412847 It's not that I or that other anon would necessarily not do it, it's just that we would appreciate some semblance of politeness. I mean really, is it so hard to say "please"? I would oblige her if she asked nicely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:45:25 2015 No.14412865 >>14412847 So i'm confused are Sen and Rin the same person, and if so, does this mean that Kuromine marries Van Helsing from Japan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:48:30 2015 No.14412869 File: 533 KB, 1000x1250, 1448676323310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412862 It's in their nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:48:48 2015 No.14412870 >>14412789 >Knowing that one day, anon will stop being a whiny baby >it fills you with determination

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:50:15 2015 No.14412871 >>14412703 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:50:19 2015 No.14412872 Guys, I can't stop dreaming that same dream with the monoeye and Frankie Valli. I'm fucking scared.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:51:35 2015 No.14412878 >>14412822 >A Vampire will never sneak into your room during the full moon, pin you down, and drink your blood while riding you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:52:12 2015 No.14412881 >>14412870 Don't you have some Steven Universe to be watching?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:53:24 2015 No.14412882 File: 129 KB, 738x830, 50653807_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412363 kay.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:54:38 2015 No.14412885
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>>14412878
Chuuni vampire sneaks into your room at night.

>Who're you?
>I'm Peter Pan. Care for a midnight ride?
>But I'm hardly dressed for the occasion!
>That's quite alright, we only have the moon to watch us.

"Haa... I'm sorry... I can't hold it back. I've raped you with my eyes ever since I first saw you. I had to make you mine."

"I know this hurts you, but I can feel you throbbing inside of me! Give it to me, give me you warmth!"

"I love you, I love you, I love you! *bite* I promise not to be greedy <3~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:55:15 2015 No.14412887 >>14412885 Chuuni a shit though

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:56:05 2015 No.14412889 >>14412887 No, you a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:56:45 2015 No.14412891 >>14412885 Chuuni Vampires who want men far lower on the social ladder than them are cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:56:59 2015 No.14412893 >>14412889 No, chuuni a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:57:56 2015 No.14412897 >>14412885 >>14412891 A chunni Vampire who wants to get me out of my shell and go on adventures with her sounds wonderful!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:58:25 2015 No.14412902 >>14412881 You can do better than that.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:00:13 2015 No.14412908
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>>14412885
Anyone remember that one gif of a Vampire materializing its body from under a black sheet? Imagine if you were younger, and some buxom baby crazy CC Vampire appeared by materializing under your blankets.
Shit makes me hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:01:08 2015 No.14412911 >>14412908 >She turns into bat form >Goes "Uu~! Uu~!" trying to intimidate you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:02:11 2015 No.14412919 File: 39 KB, 648x482, rosaglare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412911 >Uu~! Uu~!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:02:42 2015 No.14412922 File: 117 KB, 500x700, remirear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is nothing in this world greater than a lolipire.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:03:09 2015 No.14412924

>>14412908
I'm imagining it being that rich vampire girl your age instead.
Imagine if that's how you first met her and she became your childhood friend.
And then, one night after you've both hit puberty and she filled out until she looked like your pic, she did it again and took your first time on the full moon while giving you her first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:05:08 2015 No.14412932 >>14412922 I want to give Remi a big ol' booty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:06:22 2015 No.14412937 >>14412922 As far as 2hus go, she's clealy the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:08:09 2015 No.14412945 >>14412908 >Hide under your covers, thinking the bogeywoman's gonna get you >Feel something tug you under the covers >Look underneath >It's the CC Vampire Countess >Get snu-snu'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:11:27 2015 No.14412951 Elves Scum of fiction or the scummiest fictional race?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:11:53 2015 No.14412952 File: 101 KB, 314x342, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monstergirls would be Youmu-tier soft?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:12:37 2015 No.14412955 >>14412952 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:13:27 2015 No.14412958 File: 432 KB, 1910x2801, Yuuko2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412952 Even softer. In fact the softest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:13:33 2015 No.14412959 >>14412951 are

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:14:18 2015 No.14412964 File: 214 KB, 850x1169, I don't even know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412922 Remilia is child bearing tier. >>14412952 GET YOUR OWN KOTATSU, CHUBBY GHOST.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:23:20 2015 No.14412995

>>14412945
Now I'm reminded of that one incest hmanga where a kids onee-san goes crazy for his mighty rod, and forcibly blows him before moving onto vaginal. She becomes slightly yandere after that though, and tag-teams with the dudes Childhood Friend in the chapter after that.
Sucks that I can't find it on the Panda at all though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:30:58 2015 No.14413011 >>14412995 It's Boku to Ane or something like that. I can't find it anywhere but I know exactly what you're talking about. That one scene in the bathroom where he rubs his rock hard erection and nearly penetrates

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:35:37 2015 No.14413028 >>14412995 >>14413011 http://g.e-hentai.org/g/164524/7c57ffaa22/ Nevermind. I'm God at remembering stupid shit like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:36:56 2015 No.14413033 >>14413011 Oh yeah, he's basically thigh-fucking her in that scene. >>14413028 Bless you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:39:51 2015 No.14413042 >>14413028 http://exhentai.org/s/c3292e00b2/339875-48 Alrighty then, luckily it's still on Sadpanda. Now THIS scene is what comes to mind when a Vampire materializes under your bed sheets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:53:03 2015 No.14413089 >>14413042 Oh god, I don't think my dick can handle this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:54:34 2015 No.14413097 >>14413042 Still the greatest love story ever told

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:55:51 2015 No.14413106
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Name: Youko
Species: Kyuubi (Nine tails)
A fox-like extraspecies. The Kyuubi are a rare species, and are said to be the strongest kind of fox spirit. "It seems her past is shrouded in mystery!"

Life got in the way for a few days, but I've done the last two girls. Seems like they only did Sylphs and Undines for the elemental spirits just yet, so we'll have to wait on salamanders and gnomes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:58:25 2015 No.14413116 >>14413106 I don't know how to feel about her schnozz.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:58:51 2015 No.14413119
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Name: Veya
Species: Werecat
A cat-like extraspecies. They are more or less carnivores and hunting is their forte. "I'll go prepare some foxtails for her!"

Foxtails refers to a kind of grass that people use as cats toys. They even just make plastic toys modeled after it. Here's the pastebin updated to the last if anyone wanted to see it. http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:59:35 2015 No.14413124 I legit dunno how to come up with a story idea that hasn't been done ten thousand times before

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:00:44 2015 No.14413128 >>14413124 Don't see post apocalyptic or space monstergirls done a whole heap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:04:59 2015 No.14413141 >>14413119 cute very cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:05:38 2015 No.14413142 File: 37 KB, 656x815, 1447967287565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413106 >>14413119 >Still no P'orc. Although, with the way crabman draws them, maybe that's not such a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:06:53 2015 No.14413145 >>14412922 I disagree Lol abrasive wyvern

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:09:04 2015 No.14413149 >>14413124 Think of something simple and put your own personal twist on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:10:08 2015 No.14413152 If you could slap one monster girl as hard as you possibly could, which one would you slap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:10:53 2015 No.14413155 >>14413152 Disregarding the furshit, Amazoness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:11:14 2015 No.14413157 >>14413152 I'd slap a p'orc right on her big jiggly butt!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:11:25 2015 No.14413158 >>14413152 Buttslapped? Kakuen, for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:11:55 2015 No.14413162 >>14413157 Don't tenderize the p'orc!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:12:16 2015 No.14413163 >>14413152 That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:12:54 2015 No.14413166 >>14413152 An Alp, right across the titties.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:13:52 2015 No.14413169 File: 255 KB, 1033x1185, DSC_0042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting ready ot wrote, do I contine Free Company or Expand BLood Moon like I planned earlier this week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:15:16 2015 No.14413173 >>14413152 http://imgur.com/fJSYBKo A Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:16:44 2015 No.14413175 >>14413152 Dark Elf. In a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:17:04 2015 No.14413177 >>14412145 >Nereid I got this. Though if you fail, do you at least get the girl as a consolation prize?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:17:09 2015 No.14413178 File: 65 KB, 720x539, 1447359554330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413169 Are you drunk, and did you really need to post that picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:17:32 2015 No.14413180 File: 3.23 MB, 2952x3543, Already Missing Summer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGC Beach, busy all year round, summer vixens, winter Yeti's, you'll never find a more lewd hive of scantily clad and lustful villainy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:18:57 2015 No.14413183 >>14408652 This really depends. Can I bring personal items with me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:19:00 2015 No.14413184 >>14413180 I hate the beach.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:20:59 2015 No.14413190
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>>14413119
>>14413106
There's some extra profiles on main site, mostly girls we've already seen with a few extra lines, but also some new ones that aren't on the twitter including a dragon, a Fenrir (blue wolf girl) and an Ultros (I don't know what the fuck is going on with her). I'll translate them when I can and see if I can get a friend to typeset them for me. Here's the Ultros girl, for the record. Her name is Ruth, it seems.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:22:06 2015 No.14413193 >>14413178 I just feledted it. AND duh, I only wrihgrtdrunk. All that's meft is some sake and I have to wamr it with my vody, It's called something-kan., Not hinata-kan htough, that's sunkifht.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:23:37 2015 No.14413196 >>14413193 Take a nap dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:23:47 2015 No.14413198 >>14413128 The last time I thought of something post apocalyptic was a Girtablilu who in traditional Mad Max fashion lost her stinger and used a pneumatic harpoon and winch to replace it.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:24:13 2015 No.14413201 >>14413193 I aasume it;s ca;;ed Dou-kan. Since dou i body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:24:48 2015 No.14413203 >>14413201 Mate go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:25:34 2015 No.14413205 >>14413190 Well, that's one way to make a chimera.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:25:46 2015 No.14413206 File: 987 KB, 229x176, 1379088655842.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413201 >>14413193 >>14413169

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:25:54 2015 No.14413208 >>14413201 Sliber, go to bed. You're drunk.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:25:58 2015 No.14413209 >>14413196 Is ;ate. there is olt writing and sleep now. Can't s;eep though cause tom,orrow O'm going tool shiooping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:26:47 2015 No.14413212 >>14413190 Too cheesy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:26:54 2015 No.14413213 >>14413175 You are gonna get slapped back. With extreme prejudice.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:27:02 2015 No.14413214 >>14413184 >184▶ >>>14413180 You'nb me corth brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:27:36 2015 No.14413217 File: 287 KB, 855x720, COOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412145 >Giant Slug Cool, free 5 million dollars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:27:50 2015 No.14413219 >>14413209 Oh boy, you're definitely going to feel like a total retard by morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:27:55 2015 No.14413221 >>14413209 >Tfw you actually somewhat understood this Being the designated driver has its perks

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:28:04 2015 No.14413222 >>14413208 S the point FISNIDSHIUNG BLOOD MOON IT IS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:28:25 2015 No.14413226 File: 67 KB, 455x306, 1434546690831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413209 that's nice sweety now go to bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:29:13 2015 No.14413230 >>14413217 Giant Slugs deserve love.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:29:15 2015 No.14413231 >>14413219 I forget my post to post the pastebin link often enough annyway so s fine. >>14413221 Thbnakee

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:30:14 2015 No.14413234 File: 625 KB, 1079x1500, 1419714171918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413226 I want dat tiger butt.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:30:15 2015 No.14413235 >>14413230 Giant slugs as hity AS HIRt

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:30:24 2015 No.14413238 >>14413230 no they doon't

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:32:16 2015 No.14413242
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I'm willing to bet Silber's just posting something he finds humourous. I mean, drunk people don't actually type and post like that, do they? It's like the fake drunkness you see in films and other fiction.

>>14413226
Need more pictures of monstergirls in bed.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:34:04 2015 No.14413247 >>14413242 I find this finnwghilariosuy but ioit;'s also as genuine lsos of dexterirty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:34:36 2015 No.14413249 I miss Alp. He didn't drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:34:56 2015 No.14413252 >>14413184 >>14413214 >not wanting to go see lewd Yeti's in sling bikinis >Not wanting to go see Yuki-Onna in micro bikinis ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:34:57 2015 No.14413253 >>14413238 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:36:14 2015 No.14413257 >>14413249 Yeah well at least unlike Silber I can hold my goddamned liquor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:36:45 2015 No.14413260 >>14413249 A lot writefags drink IIRC, but I don't think they get shitfaced enough to post on an anime pictogram forum. Whether or not there are any writefags around to confirm that I'm unsure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:37:16 2015 No.14413261 File: 251 KB, 600x800, remibottom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413145 My counter argument:

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:37:21 2015 No.14413262 >>14413247 In that case, why not just do one-finger typing? Just use your index fingers so you know which keys you're hitting a little better.

>>	Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:37:22 2015 No.14413263 >>14413249 I sorry. I like Alp too. He inspires me,.. take that how yuo will ALp. Also I muiss Cpt America.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:38:24 2015 No.14413266 File: 152 KB, 802x1133, covered monoeye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413152 This one for being so disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:39:07 2015 No.14413268 File: 269 KB, 893x653, Chuff Chuff Chuff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413226 >>14413234 Pat the tiger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:39:22 2015 No.14413270 Man, writefag quality sure has dropped dramatically over the last couple weeks.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:39:32 2015 No.14413272

>>14413230
My nigga, finally someone who also wants to give slug girls some love. I don't hate them, if one of them asked me out on a date and had a good personality, I would gladly date them, just like any other monstergirl, except for lolis as they're not really my cup of tea. I would gladly cuddle and head pat a cute slug girl, allowing her to feel love, a feeling she's never gotten in her entire life and seeing her with brightest smile in the world because of it, because I will gladly protect her smile as we hold each other close and drift off to sleep.

Silberschreitener !Y6u69AzyE6 Fri Nov 27 23:39:36 2015 No.14413273

>>14413262
BEcuase shitpositng amsues mr.

Hopepfullly mosd pruen my idiot and I get warned. B hunt and peck wahne wriing my story.

>>14413257
I hold m'liqour, just a lot tonigh, Don't drink on worknights and went hunting last wekend so m'making up forl loist time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:40:10 2015 No.14413276 >>14413263 >I sorry. I like faggotsuccubus too. He inspires me,.. Well shit, now not only have you outed yourself as a pissed spazz, but now you've outed yourself as a pissed spazz with incredibly shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:40:32 2015 No.14413278 >>14413249 Know who else doesn't drink? Nyan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:40:47 2015 No.14413280 >>14413252 It's sandy and crowded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:40:54 2015 No.14413281 >>14413242 After a while you almost start intentionally fat fingering buttons after it starts off as a few genuine mistakes and refuse to fix any typos out of spite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:41:57 2015 No.14413284 >>14413272 I just want some Polynesian sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:42:07 2015 No.14413286 >>14413276 >you've outed yourself as a pissed spazz with incredibly shit taste. Hey s'mean. No blullt. he's descriptive n'clever. Also I';m taking off the trip no, matybe it'll b e less gfaggy. Shousl only be for upfates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:42:13 2015 No.14413287 >>14413280 In Winter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:43:01 2015 No.14413290 >>14413180 At MGC Beach I would baste my Jubjub waifu in coconut suntan lotion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:43:25 2015 No.14413292 >>14413260 Last time I got drunk and posted it on here it got ugly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:43:48 2015 No.14413294 >>14413270 I know, everything has gone downhill since Alpie stopped writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:44:35 2015 No.14413300 >>14413290 Jubjub a fucking bo9eing, Seriously, wock a best Wonderland. And i don't just dsay that because fads. She was gonna be the ofists secondary antagonist before th efirst scrap. Dragons are th ebest MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:45:11 2015 No.14413303 >>14413294 He should focus on his drawings. That is his true calling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:45:58 2015 No.14413308 >>14413294 Truely Alpie was the foundation which held us up and the glue which kept us together

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:46:21 2015 No.14413309 >>14413287 It's sandy. I hate sand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:46:39 2015 No.14413310 >>14413300 Shit taste. Unlike Wocks, Jubjubs are actually fluffy.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:47:16 2015 No.14413312

>>14413286
He rushes work, doesn't proofread, can't write dialogue worth shit, and couldn't take criticism. He's got all the signs of someone who writefags purely for attention, and the fact that he keeps on posting about himself when he doesn't have anything to contribute by doing so reinforces that. I wouldn't be surprised if he does sock puppeteering as well. >>14413294

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:47:56 2015 No.14413315 >>14413310 Unlike jubjubs, wocks matter as more than early warning system.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:48:08 2015 No.14413316 File: 223 KB, 1200x758, 1441740520677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being a lifeguard at MGC beach would be nice. A lot of fat fox fannies tanning in the sun to see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:48:57 2015 No.14413319 >>14413312 But Anonm, isn;t that what I'm doing write this now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:49:13 2015 No.14413322 >>14413308 >>14413294 Alp being gone has nothing to do with writefag quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:49:18 2015 No.14413323 Is /jp/ fast or are we just slow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:50:50 2015 No.14413326 >>14413292 Yowch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:51:19 2015 No.14413327 >>14413312 Calm down, I was just making fun of that typical doomsaying guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:53:55 2015 No.14413338 File: 306 KB, 1000x1414, ae538768c1f0bad6760c86b3bc1321bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413242 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:53:55 2015 No.14413339 >>14413322 I honestly haven't noticed his absence, it's not like he ever contributed anything of worth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:54:30 2015 No.14413342 >>14413284 Cool man, you do whatever sex you want. I prefer cuddlesex, but that's just me and everyone has their own taste in what they like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:59:40 2015 No.14413360 >>14413338 There's a sassy cat on my bed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:59:59 2015 No.14413361 File: 253 KB, 800x680, 1448516786175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413338 Yes, that works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:02:08 2015 No.14413371 File: 526 KB, 600x2501, 1392831257427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:02:43 2015 No.14413373 >>14413371 This better have a happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:04:25 2015 No.14413384 File: 556 KB, 600x2502, 1392831301502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413373

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:05:28 2015 No.14413388 >>14413384 Very nice.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:08:58 2015 No.14413403
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>dat darkside to lady paladin
I dunno how I feel about this one either

Gonna be back to sketch the wock and some other stuff in a little bit.
Thinking of streaming it but i'm having difficulty with my connection/settings

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:10:09 2015 No.14413406 >>14413360 SASSY CAT?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:11:09 2015 No.14413409 >>14413180 I want to see Yeti daughterus discovering the ocean for the first time and playing in the sand

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:15:11 2015 No.14413420 >>14413403 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:17:18 2015 No.14413427 >>14413403 Nice, I want to help her reach succubushood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:17:57 2015 No.14413430 >>14413403 naisu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:18:42 2015 No.14413432 >>14413403 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:21:04 2015 No.14413438 >>14413427 But that would make you on of those flithy monsterlovers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:23:28 2015 No.14413442 >>14413438 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:28:30 2015 No.14413448 File: 1.44 MB, 866x1090, 1c394b43e1e4cfa5309eea8fef602cb9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413438 That certainly isn't a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:31:34 2015 No.14413452 File: 247 KB, 1200x675, 1345867543543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be an all powerful Lich with cute Monster Girl subordinates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:33:51 2015 No.14413458 >>14413442 >>14413448 But men are meant to love human women! Monstergirls are thieving whores that want to control the human race!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:36:29 2015 No.14413466 >>14413452 Good. I'd much rather be a humble pearl diver that gets taken away by a predatory ocean monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:37:00 2015 No.14413469 File: 536 KB, 657x890, 49e1b725a82254f72c498b2c0f96426d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413458 >implying you wouldn't want to drink Dark Paladin-chans corrupted milk if she told you to

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:37:50 2015 No.14413472 File: 205 KB, 845x1172, 1395622039339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413466 Ah, sharkbait?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:38:27 2015 No.14413473 >>14413119 Seems I was wrong with her name, it is another stupid pun name. It's actually Ware.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:39:38 2015 No.14413480 >>14413473 >Ware the werecat He's not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:40:10 2015 No.14413482 >>14413469 But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:40:18 2015 No.14413483 >>14413472 They look ferocious...

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:40:20 2015 No.14413484
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>>14413316
>No male lifeguards
>Tough Lifeguard Sea Bishop with cool shades out in water tower chair
>Half the time she's being a bouncer for other water MG's who become too rapey
>Other half watching for sinkers to save
>Unicorn Lifeguard runs the medical station on land
>Maybe once in a blue moon ER Medical Intern Human works with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:43:08 2015 No.14413494 >>14413316 please tell me one of you has the uncensored version of this; it's not on pixiv anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:46:29 2015 No.14413501 >>14413483 Well sharks aren't known for being gentle. And to take pearls from THEIR territory? Oh boy, you must be looking for trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:49:52 2015 No.14413508 >>14413480 Well, after Ai the Monoeye and Honey the Honey Bee, I just came to expect it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:50:23 2015 No.14413510 >>14413501 I wan no twabble

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:52:10 2015 No.14413521 File: 255 KB, 512x509, Alice being pure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Alices so cute and pure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:55:23 2015 No.14413531 >>14413521 I figure they're more like Akira in lucky channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEfrOt6Sq0 They act cute most of the time, but occasionally lapse into a bitter, cynical little girl who's voice changes dramatically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 00:55:41 2015 No.14413532 >>14413521 your purity is a LIE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:14:29 2015 No.14413571 I'm sad that we don't talk about mice anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:17:59 2015 No.14413578 File: 91 KB, 1023x1068, don't worry i'm a certified maus inspector.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413571 I feel like I'm to blame, partly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:18:45 2015 No.14413580 >>14412922 Remi is nice but Mompires and Cakepires and Arapires are all better than Lolipires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:18:54 2015 No.14413581 >>14413571 Do you have an idea how to make them relevant again? Because other than summoning nyanon, I ain't got shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:20:04 2015 No.14413584 >>14413571 MISIS are bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:20:15 2015 No.14413585 >>14413578 I mean, I definitely am too, but I miss them all the same. >>14413581 We could summon another writefag then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:20:55 2015 No.14413587 File: 522 KB, 827x1168, remiass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413580 My counter argument:

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:22:15 2015 No.14413592 >>14413581 Summon me? I'm here among you, lurking like a cat sleeping under a chair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:22:43 2015 No.14413593 File: 239 KB, 424x600, 1425422680711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413578 I wish we had actual Giant Mice drawn with asses that sublime. In the end, Nazrin will suffice since they have fuck-all for art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:23:20 2015 No.14413595 >>14413584 MISIS needs some discipline.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:23:36 2015 No.14413597 >>14413592 How was your turkey day, nyanon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:23:38 2015 No.14413598 What MG would like dakka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:25:02 2015 No.14413601 >>14413597 Nothing special, mostly because my thanksgiving was last month.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:25:45 2015 No.14413602 >>14412145 >Sea Bishop Shouldn't be too hard but I better be careful anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:25:57 2015 No.14413603 >>14413601 >tfw nyanon is canadian I never knew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:26:19 2015 No.14413605 >>14413601 You aren't a burgerlander I presume?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:27:13 2015 No.14413608 >>14413605 Nope, >>14413603 guessed it right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:27:15 2015 No.14413609 >>14413601 Oh right, you're maple syrup. Apologies. I hope it was okay regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:29:00 2015 No.14413617 >>14413260 I don't drink at all myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:29:33 2015 No.14413621 I want to tie up a Kobold and take her for a walk while she's naked!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:30:47 2015 No.14413626 >>14413260 I had my first sip of alcohol ever at Thanksgiving yesterday, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:31:18 2015 No.14413627 >>14413593 You could always find a mouse and give her a proper feeding alongside some lifting to get her a bouncy bottom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:31:42 2015 No.14413628 >>14413609 It was, though the ham was a tad cold if I recall right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:34:15 2015 No.14413635 Fitwocks are objectively better than chubwocks. Fite me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:35:25 2015 No.14413639 >>14413635 Fitwocks are shitwocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:36:11 2015 No.14413644 >>14413635 Just gotta work with combatwobjacks

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:36:38 2015 No.14413648 >>14413635 >>14413639 Both are great and love you just as much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:38:46 2015 No.14413656 >>14413635 Amazoness's are best chocolate muscle

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:40:36 2015 No.14413664 >>14413648 This Unless they're flat loliwocks. They're just not my type.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:41:16 2015 No.14413668 >>14413272 I bet you want her to coil around you in a hug, her sticky slime ensuring that she'll stay stuck on your body. You could be out on a walk and she could be just stuck on you the entire time even if you stumbled or tripped at any point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:42:25 2015 No.14413671 >>14413664 I feel like a flat loliwock could be amazing though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:44:23 2015 No.14413679 >tfw still waiting for that Alice alp story

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:47:25 2015 No.14413692 >>14413679 >Alice alp That sounds super gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:47:51 2015 No.14413696 Erinye girl when. I want a combat based succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:52:23 2015 No.14413704 >>14413692 It is super gay. It's super ultra gay because if I remember correctly, it has faux-yuri too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 01:59:30 2015 No.14413721 File: 351 KB, 1240x877, 1404371882668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise be to the maid army! Who keeps us safe!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:00:48 2015 No.14413726 >>14413721 The little ushi that could.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:03:05 2015 No.14413733 >>14413726 She's going to suplex that Triceratops!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:04:36 2015 No.14413736 >>14413733 She'll get a victory cookie and headpat when she gets back for that one!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:05:23 2015 No.14413737 >>14413598 Onis, no question

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:16:47 2015 No.14413755 >>14413737 I must question this to gain ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:23:22 2015 No.14413771 >>14413755 warboss oni waaaaugh

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:23:39 2015 No.14413772

>>14413668
I do want her to coil around me in a hug, it's starting to get cold out and if my massive amounts of body heat can keep her warm, I more than glad to provide it. Plus, it's a lovely time of year for a walk and hearing her content sighs as she hugs the one guy who loves her for who she is, both her looks and her personality, makes both our hearts flutter with happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:28:52 2015 No.14413781 >>14413771 Better than P'orcs thats certain. -Oh shit red onis -Oh shit blue onis

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:34:51 2015 No.14413791 File: 953 KB, 720x1280, Satan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satan looks hot as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:35:45 2015 No.14413792 >>14413791 Okay, you have a boner for satan. We get it. Still a nice pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:16:08 2015 No.14413847 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead prepare to rise up against the tanu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:20:01 2015 No.14413855 File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You want to accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:20:05 2015 No.14413856 >>14413847 I wonder what this crazy man was saying. Surely he couldn't have been suggesting rebelling against our tanuki ove

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:22:42 2015 No.14413858 >>14413855 NO,

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:27:24 2015 No.14413870 >>14413361 Does she have two tails? Does she have a tail tumor in her head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:28:56 2015 No.14413872 >>14413855 No, I just need a good Kiki and I'm set. Horse pussy alright though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:37:53 2015 No.14413890 File: 370 KB, 707x1000, bosswock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >so much talk of wocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:42:24 2015 No.14413898 File: 81 KB, 500x500, 231232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:43:52 2015 No.14413902 >>14413898 A wendigo eating a huge piece of cartoon meat ravenously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:45:20 2015 No.14413907 >>14413898 Hey .less mirin dem gains brah

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:47:07 2015 No.14413912 >>14413898 Gonna draw some Kunoichis? Or a reverse-trap Pharaoh? A Raiju?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:48:41 2015 No.14413917 >>14413898 cat butts. of the trap kind

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:49:51 2015 No.14413921 >>14413917 Stop reminding me of my sinful desires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:51:36 2015 No.14413924 >>14413921 You can't kwit-kat

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:59:38 2015 No.14413944 >>14413898 In all seriousness, butts are always a welcome request. lizardman adjusting her one-piece

swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 04:02:14 2015 No.14413946

>>14413679
>>14413692
ah this reminds me of some other anon who said he wanted to write about a Kitzune-tsuki Alp, which became redundant with Alp Quest NG+

There's actually such a story on KC's site. Set in Zipangu right at the end of the old world system, a young boy become the next vessel to seal a powerful and dangerous fox spirit. Later that same night the system change happens, and the boy is monsterised into a Kitzune-tsuki. After some internal struggle she then rapes the head priest and former vessel, who was like a father figure for her (so she might've potentially alp'd for him anyway)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:17:02 2015 No.14413973 >>14413890 Is this the Business wock? Sweet, thought she was a bit pudgier though. Paladin next right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:22:26 2015 No.14413983 >>14413973 Paladin was already posted, >>14413403

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:23:52 2015 No.14413988 >>14413983 Wow, that looks great, can't believe I missed it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:27:09 2015 No.14413995 >>14413898 Why are you here? Don't you have commissions to work on, or LoL to play, a demon alp to molest, or something? Shoo Angel. You'll cramp this thread's style. At least put some shoes on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:28:23 2015 No.14414000 >>14413946 Damn wish I got to read those, and not endless MGC detroitish clusterfuck or HFY/human revisionism stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:40:19 2015 No.14414016 I want to go to a Dragon Family reunion!

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:41:24 2015 No.14414018
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Another letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Tito
Species: Serqet
A scorpion-like extraspecies. Their tails end in a stinger, which contains a powerful poison. "It would seem she likes being confined indoors!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:42:16 2015 No.14414022 >>14414018 >It would seem she likes being confined indoors NEET

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:47:24 2015 No.14414035 >>14414022 Nothing wrong with brown NEET scorpions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:51:13 2015 No.14414045 >>14414018 I'm curious if she's tauric or not. Any more art out there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:53:42 2015 No.14414047 >>14414045 Nope! The images from the twitter are all just like that. If she gets an extended profile on the main site we'll see more, but out of ~40 girls so far on the twitter there's only 16 profiles on the main site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 04:56:31 2015 No.14414050 >>14413898 >Posts smug haohi implying requests >Doesn't actually draw requests Cock tease

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 05:04:24 2015 No.14414059 >>14414050 I've been blue balled by a slutty angel with no tits.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 05:10:36 2015 No.14414069
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>>14414059
shush you. haohi may not be well endowed but them thighs tho unf

>>14414050
when was that a thing?

i just like poking in this place every once in a while

http://puu sh/lBwTi/96a3371778.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 05:15:04 2015 No.14414080 >>14414069 Did you ever finish that one foot picture less? Other Anons say you did but I missed it, can you post it please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 05:18:45 2015 No.14414088 >>14414069 nah nah, see >>14407955 and >>14410850 are a real woman's thighs. Nice, big, and thick. Delicious. >>14408671 are pencil thighs. I'm worried they might snap like a twig during sex. I bet her alp husband has bigger thighs than her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 06:00:29 2015 No.14414176 File: 418 KB, 800x960, 1444266073530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have several Imp servants!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 06:28:13 2015 No.14414226 >>14414176 I want to have 1 Imp servant as seed stock and go into Imp servant manufacturing!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 06:36:55 2015 No.14414243 File: 106 KB, 295x500, 38282817e8575d23f23f2b4a390f7f3e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414176 I just want one Arch Imp who always has a sarcastic quip to make whenever she's given an order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 06:51:01 2015 No.14414265 >>14414243 >Clean the house? I get it, master wants me to polish some knobs~ >Oh, I'll make your bed. I'll be using it tonight anyways~ >I'd like to mix some ingredients too master~ Okay, not exactly sarcasm but it's all I can do this late at night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 06:58:46 2015 No.14414279 >>14414265 That kind of attitude is fine too. Especially if she calls me a gross master for finding her flat chest attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:00:53 2015 No.14414286 File: 142 KB, 622x880, 1394312147781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which MG would be best suited to be a disgruntled dime hooker? Some kind of undead? Asking because the constant Reimu threads are giving me an ultraboner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:02:45 2015 No.14414293 >>14414279 >Give her some ara ara cake >You are no longer a gross master >Imp has been vastly improved Thanks wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:06:06 2015 No.14414301 >>14414286 A chain smoking Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:07:46 2015 No.14414302 File: 1.33 MB, 1243x1720, 29879883_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414293 >Improved Now I do like a good ara ara girl but I prefer my arch imps how they are.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:09:21 2015 No.14414305

>>14414279
>finding her flat chest attractive

You know that would only lead to her wearing form fitting tops and bemoaning her master's twisted preferences in an exaggerated manner. Most likely while crossing her arms over her chest to emphasize her barely existent bust or cover it in mock bashfulness?

Why would you subject yourself to that?

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:09:31 2015 No.14414307

>>14414301
>Baphomet
Damn that's good. With their best pussy she wouldn't have to lift a finger to get the guys blissfully off and coming back. She could just smoke and play with her phone and not even look at the customers and she'd have a waiting line for months!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:12:33 2015 No.14414313 >>14414307 >She could just smoke and play with her phone and not even look at the customers and she'd have a waiting line for months! Hello boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:14:56 2015 No.14414317 >>14414307 >ambivalent looking Baphomet mounting a guy and squeezing him dry without even moving her hips, puffing away and fiddling with her phone all the while I'm not sure what to think, but I have a boner nonetheless.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:18:37 2015 No.14414325

>>14414313
I'd like to get a half-hearted handy from her. Just sort of shaking it without even looking. I bet it'd cost a shitton extra to make her lift a finger and she wouldn't even bother making it good enough to get you off. You'd pay for as long as you can afford and put it in at the end to cum.

>>14414317
>mounting a guy
That sounds like work. More like she'd lay on her stomach with her hips on a pillow and just let a bouncer take care of the money. You'd pay, slip it in, hump her for like a dozen strokes, cum buckets, and give it up to the next in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:19:05 2015 No.14414327 File: 213 KB, 694x541, 4N97nii2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414069 >that puush Nice. Real nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:29:20 2015 No.14414345 >>14414325 Now I want my own lazy Baphomet to pamper and try to get a reaction out of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:34:44 2015 No.14414353 >>14414345 Would she still be a chain smoker and/or slut or do you just want a kuudere Baphomet waifu?

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:37:53 2015 No.14414357

>>14414305
>Why would you subject yourself to that?
Because that sounds just perfect.
>>14414345
The easiest way to get a reaction out of her would be more money.

And all this talk of prostitutes is making me want to read that Tewi doujin where she's wearing a black dress again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:38:28 2015 No.14414359 >>14414353 I'm down with a chain smoking, dispassionate, needy, doing other things during sex Baphomet. >slut Depends on what you mean, I'm not big on sharing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:42:56 2015 No.14414367 >>14414357 >that Tewi doujin where she's wearing a black dress Links pls

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:46:39 2015 No.14414372

>>14414359
I meant having sex with other people for fun or profit since we were talking about a whore, but on second thought if she doesn't give a fuck about sex she'd only do it for money.

Would her annoyed grunts when your desperate moans in her ear distract her from watching TV make you even harder?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 07:49:15 2015 No.14414380 >>14414367 Wish I could, forgot the name of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:01:21 2015 No.14414411 >>14414372 >Would her annoyed grunts when your desperate moans in her ear distract her from watching TV make you even harder? Harder than diamonds, and determined to draw out more grunts and grumbling from her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:05:43 2015 No.14414422 >>14414380 This one? http://exhentai.org/s/7c34d8bb0d/754676-4

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:07:23 2015 No.14414430

>>14414411
>Anon, stop! I can't hear the soap opera!
>Seriously! Why do you have to slap your hips into my butt so hard?
>Do it more quietly!
>And stop moaning like you're dying!
>I told you you can fuck me if it isn't a bother, Anon! You're bothering me!
>Sheesh! Just settle down and I'll massage you with my kegels... (This is bullshit!)
>ANON! Why are you screaming like a bull? Are you coming again? God damn it!
>(At least he'll be in the shower for a while now...)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:13:48 2015 No.14414442 >>14414422 >Yanagida Fumita Misuzu-chan prostitution doujin when?

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:19:47 2015 No.14414458

>>14414357
>sounds just perfect
>Arch Imp prancing around in the profile image clothing which is pretty much only a gift wrapping on her flat chest
>Arch Imp in a skimpy maid dress with a white chest ending just slightly above her nipples
>a tight tube tom hugging her upper torso and accentuating what's barely there
>a wide frilly skirt with an underbust corset and pasties
>regularly finding her lazing around and turning onto her back and arching it while stretching when she notices you
>getting bugged by the cheeky Arch Imp, having her scoot up to you and press her mosquito bites into your arm or back
>trying to take a refreshing bath and finding her there just happening to apply lotion to her smooth front
>constant incredulous and mocking remarks about men who feel attracted to flat chests
>perfect

How?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:30:47 2015 No.14414479 Lich-chan released a popular new single. Target audience: undead teens and immature 20-30 year olds. DO TOU BELIEEEVE IN LOVE AFTER LIFE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:32:30 2015 No.14414485 >>14414479 I want to see a Lich Idol. Would fap into my hand before shaking hands with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:37:55 2015 No.14414495 >>14414479 I'm too tired for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:37:56 2015 No.14414496 >>14414485 >she looks at her hand >looks at you >licks her palm clean with one long tongue stroke >maintains unflinching eye contact through it all >not a single trace of emotion on her face

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 08:38:20 2015 No.14414499 >>14414458 >How? It must be imp magic at work because everything about that sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:03:10 2015 No.14414553 >>14414495 BIG BOOTY LICHES BIG BIG BOOTY LICHES GAAAOOOOO AINT GOT NO TIME FOR NO SKINNY BOOTY LICHES BIG BOOTY LICHES

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:09:28 2015 No.14414563 >>14414553 She'd better sway her hips as the only dance move of the video and also better have some nice impregnationhips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:20:45 2015 No.14414598 >>14414563 Me too, anon. It might be bad publicity otherwise. Though I'm not against impregnating a Lich idol anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:21:44 2015 No.14414603 I want to go camping with my Alp friend and realize too late that it's really cold one night so we have to cuddle up close together and use both our body heat to stay warm!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:24:12 2015 No.14414609 >>14414603 I want to go camping with my Werewolf friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:34:24 2015 No.14414645 >>14414609 You don't have any friends, anon. Even the cyclops that always gets bullied thinks that you're lame.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:35:45 2015 No.14414650
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>You will never be taken care of by a slightly yandere Mindflayer nurse
>She will never tell you that you're frail and need to stay in bed for your own good
>She will never help you with your need for sexual release since you can't get out of bed, smiling peacefully as she gives you a caring handjob
>She will never keep the fact she manipulated your mind into believing her lies a closely guarded secret until the day she dies

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:36:09 2015 No.14414652 >>14414645 You don't have friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:49:53 2015 No.14414678 >>14414645 why so mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:53:44 2015 No.14414691 Uh oh! Your Monster Waifu is crying about something silly! What is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:54:44 2015 No.14414693 >>14414691 She found out swans can be gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:55:08 2015 No.14414695 File: 411 KB, 1000x997, gazer soap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414691

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:56:56 2015 No.14414699

>>14414603
>she says to huddle up together for warmth
>then she says it'll be warmer if you create friction by rubbing your bodies together
>then she throws a little suggestion to tactically remove/lower clothing in key spots to provide greater surface area for skin contact, making the rubbing more effective

>damn cheeky clever alp, you should've seen it coming that this was all just a ploy to have exhibitionist sex with her outdoors
>"at least she can see it coming", you think as you unload your spirit energy on her face for the second time now

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:58:07 2015 No.14414702 File: 2.84 MB, 1375x2125, fcpillow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414691 She heard thunder and got scared

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 09:58:20 2015 No.14414703 File: 2.89 MB, 1878x2568, 1446339209331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414691 The snow melted when she tried to play in it.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:00:34 2015 No.14414708

>>14414691
She found out
mites are impregnated in the womb by their brother
dolphins kill their babies and rape one another for recreation, they stay awake for days and carry dozens of STDs
94% of giraffe sex is male on male. Lions hate the sound of lustful ass slamming by gay giraffes as it echoes across the savanna
canadian geese are assholes
alligator penises are always erect and are used like switchblades
male squids fire sperm bullets at females in drive by rape shootings
octopus males tear off their penises and throw them at women to breed

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:02:14 2015 No.14414713 >>14414650 Why are momdom handjobs so good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:03:59 2015 No.14414719 >>14414708 >mites are impregnated in the womb I'm amazed KC hasn't used this one yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:06:11 2015 No.14414726 File: 876 KB, 1066x1500, Freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414713 Yes, I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:06:43 2015 No.14414728 File: 665 KB, 800x450, muromi shootin it up.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414708 Around Dolphin girls, watch your neg holes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:09:30 2015 No.14414738 >>14414650 Why am I being imprisoned by a Mindflayer with leukemia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:11:17 2015 No.14414741 >>14414708 >Octopus Girl ripping a guy's cock'n'balls off and trying to use it as a dildo >Surprised that it won't stay hard and also that the guy is screaming like he's being killed >Storms out in an indignant huff at being blue-ovaried When?

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:12:14 2015 No.14414745

>>14414713
I want a nice Mindflayer to take care of me and be my nurse, and make sure I'm always happy and safe!

I also want her to be at odds with my Golem Onee-san, who both debate on my best interests, and she can't mindflay because the Golem is a machine and technically has no brain

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:12:24 2015 No.14414746 >>14414708 Why is she crying? Most of that is funny, especially the part about the lions

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:14:44 2015 No.14414755 >>14414691 She just watched Fluke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:15:10 2015 No.14414756 >>14414746 Crying with laughter

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:17:59 2015 No.14414766 >>14414746 >especially the part about the lions >they're actually sexually frustrated Lion Fujos Lion girl being imprisoned and tormented with endlessly looping Giraffe gay porn films when? After a couple of days she'd be begging for cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:18:31 2015 No.14414769 File: 176 KB, 611x721, 1448503272729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELP!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:20:50 2015 No.14414775 >>14414496 unf

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:20:55 2015 No.14414776

>>14413339
The only thing Alp contributed was a shitty Oomukade meme that nobody really liked and an outlet for other people to hate aside from the other shit writefags who deserve it because he popped up more frequently like a bubbling cist on the ball of the foot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:21:35 2015 No.14414777 File: 48 KB, 596x605, 1444787776600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414769 Why would you want help? Embrace the mofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:22:01 2015 No.14414779 >>14414769 You should've taken the wocks instead man

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:23:28 2015 No.14414784 >>14414777 >Sticking your finger in tail pussy That's not cute, that's lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:23:49 2015 No.14414786 >>14414776 the meme that oomukade are smelly NEETs undeserving of love?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:25:44 2015 No.14414795 >>14414769 Sorry man, you're a goner. We must go on without you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:26:00 2015 No.14414797 File: 153 KB, 850x566, QoOC68B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414777 >you will never be dragged into a pool of mofu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:27:02 2015 No.14414800 >>14413270 Who's gone then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:27:36 2015 No.14414802 >>14414499 You've clearly fallen victim to Imp magic. Seek help lest you find yourself indulging your wicked desires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:27:57 2015 No.14414803 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOmUBuaMjzw Would you be able to win your waifu over with a dance? Or maybe is she the type to dance to win over you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:28:06 2015 No.14414804 File: 27 KB, 685x205, 321654654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413270 why would they ever come back here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:29:14 2015 No.14414807 >>14414797 Thanks doc.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:30:14 2015 No.14414813

>>14414802
I want to breed a legal loli. I want to make her flat tummy extend grotesquely with our child. I want to suckle of her other barely swollen breast while the baby takes the other one. Then I want to keep filling her up every day until she gets pregnant again and repeat the process.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:32:18 2015 No.14414819 >>14414804 Remove Stump

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:33:49 2015 No.14414822 >>14414819 Can't trump the stump!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:38:19 2015 No.14414834 File: 494 KB, 1600x902, 1431828719328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414804 >implying anyone ever really leaves you're here forever

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:42:53 2015 No.14414847 >>14414804 Has there been some sort of extra big drama lately? I haven't noticed.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:43:24 2015 No.14414850

>>14414813
>wanting to see a legal loli's gravid belly protrude under her barely swollen breasts
>finding any kind of joy in seeing her dress stained by lactating nipples
>wanting to suckle on her puffy, sensitive nipples
>wanting to press her lite body into the mattress, fervently creampieing her over and over

How base, how vile!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:51:52 2015 No.14414866 >>14414847 I can't remember the last time we had a shitstorm over someone making one single post about a taboo. Guess the fire-starters got bored and left. Maybe KC's hiatus got some silver lining to it.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:53:25 2015 No.14414870
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>>14414850
She knew I'd breed her the day she married me. I'd let it out deep inside her in the lotus position every day until her belly became too big, and then I'd handholding-support her while she rides me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:53:34 2015 No.14414871 >>14414866 >Guess the fire-starters got bored and left Maybe they realized they're inferior to the water ones. Totodile is the best starter, far better than Charmander.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:55:48 2015 No.14414877

>>14414847
Not so much drama as there are writefags who're either spending time with their families or realizing it's not worth the effort to slog through the foetid shit swamp of this thread when nobody knows how to give constructive criticism on anything outside of maybe Stalker-Kun and Gauf if he's even alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:56:02 2015 No.14414878 >>14414871 Fuck you, Bulbasaur for life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:56:50 2015 No.14414880 >>14414878 Enjoy your fat toad

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:57:22 2015 No.14414882 >>14414880 Chubby frog girl irrumation is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:01:05 2015 No.14414889 File: 244 KB, 480x640, Fran.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:02:06 2015 No.14414892 File: 206 KB, 700x900, c0f340a88f47e7e556338ddd1527276e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414878 Bulbasaur's pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:03:16 2015 No.14414894 >>14414889 Literally cobbled together to be perfect. It's much less impressive than when a naturally occurring girl is perfect, although no less rapeable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:04:25 2015 No.14414899 >>14414877 >nobody knows how to give constructive criticism I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:06:53 2015 No.14414904 >No one knows that the real best pokemon is Magikarp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:07:07 2015 No.14414907 >>14414894 She's too cute to rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:07:58 2015 No.14414909 >>14414889 She belongs in a trash compactor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:09:16 2015 No.14414912 >>14414870 I want to navelfuck a pregnant legal loli...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:09:25 2015 No.14414913 >>14414904 Of course we know anon, she's the only one that you actually want to take care of and nurture so when she grows big and strong she can do it to you. She's the best because you have to earn that waifu through hard work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:12:13 2015 No.14414919 >>14414913 Basically Imouto Magikarp chan wants to be big and strong someday so she can start taking care of her Onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:12:23 2015 No.14414920 >>14414899 That's nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:12:58 2015 No.14414922 >>14414904 >>14414913 >>14414919 She will never be a real dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:15:30 2015 No.14414926 >>14414870 >pregnant loli oni I want this for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:15:56 2015 No.14414927 File: 607 KB, 1000x1000, cc93760658d23172d1a9bed618fe56e4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414922 Real dragon or not, I'd waifu her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:16:57 2015 No.14414931 File: 1.26 MB, 1920x1080, zombina.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zombie tiddies

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:16:58 2015 No.14414930 >>14414926 But it's right there anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:18:05 2015 No.14414933 >>14414930 But it's not enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:18:23 2015 No.14414935 >>14414931 >not mega brain Dropped.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:19:36 2015 No.14414938

>>14414899
When you have a vast majority of people going 'fuck off' or 'it's shit' versus the two or three people who ask about proofreading, comment on the story premise, and actually give objective criticism rather than a knee-jerk reaction it's kind of hard to agree with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:19:41 2015 No.14414940 >>14414931 >Implying her cold dead tits can produce milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:20:57 2015 No.14414942 >>14414882 >Chubby frog girl irrumation >keeps your cum in her mouth >cheeks ballooning out >swishes it around when you're done and croaks contentedly after finally swallowing

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:23:25 2015 No.14414951 >>14414938 >vast majority of people going 'fuck off' or 'it's shit' Show me a case where this happened and the guy wasn't writting about futa/monsterboys. Show me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:23:28 2015 No.14414952 >>14414933 I guess you'll just have to do with it. Pregnant loli onis are a very niche subject.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:24:40 2015 No.14414955 >>14414938 Even better are the guys who get mad at people who write popular stories and tell them to stop pandering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:25:15 2015 No.14414957 CHUBBY MONSTER GIRLS

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:26:30 2015 No.14414959 >>14414957 Chubjubs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:31:12 2015 No.14414968 >>14414959 Big booty Jubjubs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:32:04 2015 No.14414972 >>14414957 Every Monster Girl looks great chubby! Shy, haughty, I love them all! I want the chubbiest Monster Girl out there to love and cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:34:07 2015 No.14414977 >>14414933 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41400337 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:34:40 2015 No.14414979 File: 188 KB, 1855x233, thanks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414938 Two or three is enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:36:59 2015 No.14414983 File: 75 KB, 800x600, 1448728619266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414904 but anon the best pokemon is Gardevoir

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:38:03 2015 No.14414985 >>14413890 Pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:39:37 2015 No.14414988 >>14414983 Please do not poke the pokemons, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:40:00 2015 No.14414989 >>14413890 Her Dark Secret was the best 10/10 would be the assistant/boytoy too

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:41:07 2015 No.14414990 >>14414069 >http://puu sh/lBwTi/96a3371778.jpg Her titties seem too small to properly give a titfuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:41:38 2015 No.14414993 >>14414882 >not chubby frog girl intercrural Come on, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:42:15 2015 No.14414994 File: 495 KB, 998x1125, Caitsith.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14412329

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:42:30 2015 No.14414995 >>14414989 But she's chubby and lazy, not wife material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:43:49 2015 No.14414999 >>14414995 But that is wife material

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:44:02 2015 No.14415001 >>14414993 I don't want cold, clammy intercrural, I want pulsating, burning-hot musclegirl intercrural. I want to feel her pulse quicken through my dick as she gets ever more hot and bothered from my desperate humping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:45:56 2015 No.14415007 >>14414994 Cute, an improvement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:45:59 2015 No.14415008 >>14414999 But how can she supply for her family if she's like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:46:28 2015 No.14415009 >>14414994 >Pubic Hair Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:46:31 2015 No.14415010 File: 186 KB, 200x152, 1434660525280.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414994 >Defurred Cait Sith

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:47:20 2015 No.14415014 >>14414994 Yes, needs more health.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:47:57 2015 No.14415017

>>14415008
But she does, she's a strict hardworking boss by day at work. Just at home she wants to lay down and be lazy.

She's the kind of girl you want to be the house husband of, keeping her home clean and greeting her home everyday offering her bath, dinner, or yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:48:32 2015 No.14415019 File: 390 KB, 619x875, 36bed4c4600791ac858378b9edee9b40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414994 Perfect. Though her torso seems a tad bit too long, maybe she'd look a tad bit better with a shortstack-ish hourglass figure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:50:57 2015 No.14415024 File: 823 KB, 1024x980, 1448312478404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415017 House Husband life is the best life, simple, nice and fulfilling

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:51:48 2015 No.14415027 File: 441 KB, 950x1035, 1432692676796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414691 Her bowl of ice cream melts every time she holds it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:52:13 2015 No.14415030 >>14414951 Literally any of the Ilothe updates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:52:37 2015 No.14415032 >>14414994 That's a nice start, but those hips are mighty narrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:53:26 2015 No.14415033 >>14415032 You know what they say, narrow hips make for a tight pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:53:49 2015 No.14415035 >>14415001 Then enjoy your Amazon intercrural.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:57:12 2015 No.14415043 >>14415035 >implying an Amazon would accept anything else than creampies for the sole purpose of procreation You know, I bet Amazon law would ban lesbianism but allow husbands to faggot it up to amuse their wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:59:19 2015 No.14415047 >>14415043 >implying an Amazon wouldn't be perfectly happy seeing how much her hubby enjoys her toned body even if it's not for the purpose of procreation

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:01:51 2015 No.14415055 >>14415043 Pretty sure being a househusband is faggy enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:02:16 2015 No.14415056 >>14415047 >implying an Amazon would bottom >implying an Amazon would bottom for an act that only gives pleasure to the man

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:02:49 2015 No.14415058 >>14414994 I want to visit her cat kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:03:00 2015 No.14415062 >>14415043 >but allow husbands to faggot it up to amuse their wife. So being a house husband then

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:03:01 2015 No.14415063 >>14415055 It's the way things were meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:03:44 2015 No.14415065 >>14415056 I wonder if an Amazon would be up to you eating a raging mushroom so you can turn the snoo-snoo up to 11 and engage in grapple sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:03:59 2015 No.14415067 File: 49 KB, 640x480, 1444515550132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14414994

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:04:04 2015 No.14415068 >>14415056 >implying she wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:05:04 2015 No.14415070 >>14415063 Only in the mind of sick people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:05:48 2015 No.14415071 >>14415055 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5rW_AJw-U >Implying this isn't how house-husbands greet each other

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:06:14 2015 No.14415077 >>14415055 >>14415062 >There are people who STILL don't want to be a house husband Sad Someone post the greentext of the Amazon warming up a tsundere human boy to be a nice house husband

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:06:19 2015 No.14415078 >>14415070 No, that's what they want you to think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:07:45 2015 No.14415082 >>14415065 >getting choked out by your waifu while she rides you like she wants to break you >cumming buckets inside non-stop as you begin to black out Bueno. >>14415068 >deredere vanilla Amazons Is that you, Harblador?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:07:52 2015 No.14415083 >>14415077 >There are people who STILL want to be a house husband Beyond sad. Someone give these poor souls the help they so desperately need.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:08:57 2015 No.14415091 >>14415071 Is this before or after the pegging?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:09:34 2015 No.14415095 >>14415083 >>14415091 Hey, people like what they like, shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:10:55 2015 No.14415100 >>14415095 Hey, I'm not judging. ...Ok, I am, but gimme a break.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:11:27 2015 No.14415104 File: 32 KB, 1035x231, 1447469309555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415077 Still surprised how mad this made people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:12:25 2015 No.14415111 >>14415077 >There are people who STILL don't want to be a house husband Sorry but my life isent this pathetic yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:12:29 2015 No.14415112 >>14415095 Wait, does that mean if I don't want to be one, I can just tell her to fuck off? Great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:12:57 2015 No.14415114 >>14415091 >pegging >amazons As if Amazons would think that penetration equals domination. They'd obviously think that it's envelopment that's the aggressive sex act.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:13:15 2015 No.14415116 >>14415082 Oh it's you, chokinator anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:13:19 2015 No.14415117 >>14415104 It flustered several people IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:13:47 2015 No.14415120 >>14415112 If you don't like it just don't reply, nobody wants to know your opinion anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:14:12 2015 No.14415124 >>14415114 You make a valid point. However, "linked fetishes" was true back in /a/, it's still true now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:14:27 2015 No.14415126 >>14415116 >chokinator You guys need to stop coming up with these silly nicknames ffs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:14:30 2015 No.14415127 >>14415104 I'm not one for tsunderes of either gender, but it's seems cute and innocent enough to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:15:32 2015 No.14415135 >>14415120 Somebody seems a bit salty, which is fine, sodium is important after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:16:20 2015 No.14415137 File: 21 KB, 160x160, 1428376806213.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415124 HeroAnon please exit the premises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:16:46 2015 No.14415139 >>14415135 Sure, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:17:38 2015 No.14415141 >>14415137 >HeroAnon if only anon, if only...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:17:45 2015 No.14415143 So I managed to make my computer go all FUBAR and have essentially spent the last two days trying just to reassemble some level of digital normalcy to my life. I miss anything good here lately?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:18:13 2015 No.14415148 >>14415104 People who never socialize should not write dialogue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:18:47 2015 No.14415151 >>14415095 >>14415104 Oh is it that guy that always complains about femdom? I thought he was done with that.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:18:53 2015 No.14415152

>>14415082
That and

>Amazon cracks her knuckles
>Tries to grab you, but your hands meet hers
>You're both straining and trying to force each other back, your feet digging into the ground
>Other Amazons are cheering her on, whereas couples copulating are pausing their rutting to watch
>She's still strong, even after you've eaten the mushroom
>But your raging hard-on is testament to your virility, pre dripping out as your cowper's gland goes into overdrive
>You can see the grooves of her abdominals glistening
>She lunges forward, trying to kiss you, her tongue seeking yours
>Try to fight her, moving your face, but you're eventually locked in a tangle of lips and tongue with her
>She grins through the kisses, seeing the inferno behind your eyes, trying to prove yourself not only as a mate, but as a man
>Thrust your hips forward, your erection hitting her on the toned navel
>She gives a soft moan, unbecoming of an Amazon
>You can see the honeyed nectar trickling down her inner thighs
>There's silence in the village as she re-doubles her effort and manages to throw you to the ground
>Squats down, taking your erection in one hand and drives it into the tight and muscled cunt of hers
>Blames you for starting the fire in her body, that she can't be satisfied until she's certain
>Certain that she's found her life-mate who can give her a strong daughter
>Get rode ragged by her, she's smiling victoriously as you're grunting and trying to thrust into her while she stays on top
>Sit up half-way through and kiss her, deeper than the previous grappling session
>Her body tenses up, milking you as an orgasm rocks her entire body
>The wet, squelching noises of your seed dripping out of her pussy intensify as several of the younger Amazons watch starry-eyed
>Other couples begin to fuck harder and faster than before
>You welcome your first daughter into the world some months later
>Your waifu brings you more mushrooms, saying she wants more

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:18:56 2015 No.14415153 >>14415143 Monorus drew a sexy Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:20:16 2015 No.14415159 >>14415151 Oh, you silly billy, nobody here is ever done with anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:21:25 2015 No.14415164 >>14415148 I socialize sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:22:08 2015 No.14415166 >>14415151 Are we still doing boogeymen as well? Any new, good ones?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:26:18 2015 No.14415180 >>14415164 >current year >socializing I expected better of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:27:13 2015 No.14415183 File: 178 KB, 1311x1585, 656345213464.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415166 Actually we stopped doing that for a while now. Still, he is talking about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:28:08 2015 No.14415185 >>14415180 >current year >"current year" It's the current year, I expected better of you.

>>	swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 12:28:24 2015 No.14415186 File: 233 KB, 1075x1510, KC SS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so I got bored and TL'd the search function on KC's site for all the Japanese fan stories

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:29:40 2015 No.14415191 >>14415183 >both sides should be banned >ban Everytime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:29:40 2015 No.14415192 >>14415185 Guess it's the camp for the both of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:32:08 2015 No.14415196 >>14415186 That's a lot of stories, especially for the less popular girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:32:10 2015 No.14415197 >>14415082 >>getting choked out by your waifu while she rides you I don't want to like this, but it keeps sounding so appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:32:21 2015 No.14415199 so what you guys up to

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:32:26 2015 No.14415201

>>14415164
Well I guess it can be given a break since it's trying to convey an entire relationship through a few lines of dialogue alone. You know, because people don't usually shout out "I AM DOING THIS SPECIFIC THING RIGHT NOW," but without additional prose I guess the guy has no choice.

The more I read shit like that the more I start to think greentext-is-best anon is a stupid dumb. A lack of speech tags becomes really noticeable too when you have more than three people talking in a single scene. It's either confusing as fuck or the texter compensates by putting names/letters in front of each dialogue, which just makes it seem like you're reading a chatlog rather than eavesdropping on an organic conversation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:32:49 2015 No.14415203 >>14415186 Where?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:33:08 2015 No.14415206 >>14415186 >Mad Hatter has 37 stories >Jabberwock has 16 >Chesire has 15

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:33:15 2015 No.14415208 >>14415186 >Alp (63) Japs seem to like them some genderbending. >se-cre-t Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:33:55 2015 No.14415209 >>14415186 What monstergirl is Se-cre-t?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:34:13 2015 No.14415211 >>14415197 These threads do things to you. Several people had some pretty nasty dime hooker boners earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:34:29 2015 No.14415212 >>14415186 >here is the number of things you'll never get to read T-thanks...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:34:35 2015 No.14415213 >>14415199 fighting with one another what about you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:35:26 2015 No.14415216 >>14415199 About to go do lawn work because I don't have the time to sit here all day watching idiots bicker and I don't have the self-confidence to write again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:36:16 2015 No.14415220 >>14415186 We should ask him for an option to upload our stuff there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:37:08 2015 No.14415223 >>14415208 >>14415209 That means the Monster Girl isn't revealed until midway-end of the story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:37:15 2015 No.14415224 >>14415220 Nobody wants to read shitty gaijin stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:37:32 2015 No.14415225 >>14415216 Alp please. If you are not Alp you sound like one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:37:58 2015 No.14415228 >>14415223 Ah, alright.

>>	swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 12:39:30 2015 No.14415234 >>14415203 http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi? search is at the bottom >>14415208 >>14415209 ヒ・ミ・ツ means congratulations, you're an Alp now! Have fun with your new spadetail

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:39:40 2015 No.14415236 >>14415199 Trying out the lat update of Endless Legend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:39:59 2015 No.14415238 >>14415216 You really take every chance you can get to do your prissy woe-is-me whining song-and-dance, don't you? Why don't you stick your dick in a rocket-propelled flesh light and FUCK OFF?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:40:21 2015 No.14415240 >>14415234 >congratulations, you're an Alp now! Have fun with your new spadetail You better take responsibility for this momo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:40:40 2015 No.14415243 >>14415213 drinking. might do stuff >>14415216 write gfaggit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:40:45 2015 No.14415244 >>14415236 *last

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:41:03 2015 No.14415245 >>14415030 ELH can take it. Besides, he will never leave. He can't leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:41:55 2015 No.14415249 >>14415234 >you're an Alp now! I wish. Being cute, having wings and succubutt powers wouldn't be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:42:18 2015 No.14415251 >>14415224 Nobody wants to read shitty Jap prose either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:44:05 2015 No.14415254 >>14415251 Anon, you're on /jp/, you can't say that here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:45:06 2015 No.14415262 >>14415249 This. If I were an Alp I'd just find a nice man and be a housewife. That way I can continue to be a neet and all I have to do is put out on occasion. Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:47:14 2015 No.14415266 File: 32 KB, 284x281, 1431129044211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415262

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:48:12 2015 No.14415270

>>14415186
It's pretty interesting seeing the differences between the western fanbase and Japan. Also kinda sad seeing Cheshire that low, hell Cait Sith has almost caught up to her and she hasn't been around nearly as long.

Gazer is the main one who stands out as being popular with both fan bases. Nureonago being more popular than Hellhound is surprising though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:49:01 2015 No.14415273 File: 140 KB, 626x629, 1448732442337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no cute Goetia Demon that's too nervous to get you to see her

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:49:32 2015 No.14415276 >>14415266 Can you really blame me? Besides, they say girls get more pleasure from sex. Aren't you a bit curious? I am. I bet it'd be nice to have boobs too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:50:45 2015 No.14415281 >>14415276 nah

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:51:38 2015 No.14415284 >>14415199 Eating a chocolate bar and thinking about nice things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:52:58 2015 No.14415291 >>14415186 >Ropper and Beelzebub are more popular than Hobgoblin and Wurm Japan confirmed for shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:53:55 2015 No.14415296 >>14415030 This >>14415245 and he knows he is a good writer, he doesn't need this "objective constructive cristicism" faggotry. ELH is perfect. I wish I could be ELH and fuck an alp version of ELH.

>>	swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 12:54:09 2015 No.14415298 is this just Alp Quest waiting for KF-mon to return or is /mgt/ slowly alping? I'm fine with both >>14415270 true, but you'll have to remember that the number of stories a girl gets is only one part of her total polarity

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:54:28 2015 No.14415300

>>14415276
>they say girls get more pleasure from sex.
Who is 'they', because they've been telling you bold-faced lies. In regards to penetrative sex at least.
And I for one enjoy being able to piss standing up and not bleeding out of my gonads every month. If I started to grow tits I assure you I wouldn't be looking for a penis to suck on, I'd be looking for a gun barrel to suck on.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:56:30 2015 No.14415308
File: 489 KB, 1162x850, 1435993394757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>sniffing maus
>getting hopped up on manticore venom
>sexual relations with abominations
>slurping slimes
>dicking daughterus
>being a househusband
>anything to do with alps
>the current year of 2015

ISHYGDDT

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:56:38 2015 No.14415309 >>14415296 I'd take an Alp ELH.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:57:06 2015 No.14415310 >>14415300 >Who is 'they', because they've been telling you bold-faced lies. But that's true anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:57:29 2015 No.14415312 >>14415153 So...nothing interesting but Abigail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:57:41 2015 No.14415313 >>14415300 >If I started to grow tits I assure you I wouldn't be looking for a penis to suck on, I'd be looking for a gun barrel to suck on. More for me then

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:58:06 2015 No.14415314 >>14415308 >Being a humielover COME ON

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:58:24 2015 No.14415317 >>14415308 I am equally outraged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:58:42 2015 No.14415319 >>14415143 >>14415312 There was that one Wock Mono drew. We've been getting a lot of Wocks lately.

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:59:51 2015 No.14415322

>>14415186
>15 Dark Angel Stories
>47 Anubis Stories
>113 Dragon Stories
>43 Mantis Stories
>8 Gnome Stories
>24 Ghoul Stories
>35 Wyvern Stories
>30 Nightmare Stories
>37 Lich Stories
>84 Baphomet Stories
>37 Angel Stories
I want to read them. But will I ever?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:59:58 2015 No.14415324 File: 68 KB, 480x640, 1431220842200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415308 this is what /mgt/ has come down to...

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sat Nov 28 13:00:12 2015 No.14415326 File: 347 KB, 906x713, wat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415296

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:00:38 2015 No.14415328 >>14415310 Literally a fairy tale spread by dudebrahs so they don't have to feel bad about not knowing shit about proper foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:01:08 2015 No.14415332 >>14415326 >2015 >Not wanting to fuck an Alp version of yourself I'd fuck me I'd fuck me hard

Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:01:45 2015 No.14415334

>>14415298
>you'll have to remember that the number of stories a girl gets is only one part of her total polarity
That's true too, there's a fair few girls that are popular in our threads and don't have all that much content compared to Manticores or whatever our writers like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:02:03 2015 No.14415337 >>14415186 Surprisingly little love for Familiars compared to Witches and Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:02:59 2015 No.14415339 File: 156 KB, 500x282, 1445734009393.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415332 I don't think I'd ever want to associate with a female version of myself, even she had big titties and ass. Shit's just too weird for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:03:20 2015 No.14415341 >>14415326 Ssssshhh, just let it happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:03:35 2015 No.14415343 >>14415326 Run while you still can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:03:38 2015 No.14415344 File: 815 KB, 1196x946, 1433478787137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415324 Only the bravest of paladins can reverse this tide of degeneracy that /mgt/ has fallen upon. Do your part today!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:04:16 2015 No.14415348 >>14415332 >4th era >not hating yourself Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:04:46 2015 No.14415350 >>14415337 Familiars barely get any love her though to be honest, I mean people always like them when they come up in conversation but they're mentioned a lot less than Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:05:41 2015 No.14415354 >>14415344 do I get a free paladin-chan if I join?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:08:30 2015 No.14415366 File: 157 KB, 500x500, 50462088_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Claiming last image in the name of our Cait Sith overlords.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:08:35 2015 No.14415367 LAST IN LINE

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:09:37 2015 No.14415369 File: 119 KB, 392x366, 1384063911860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415366

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:09:47 2015 No.14415370 >>14415367 Don't make a new thread when this one die. Let it end here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:10:10 2015 No.14415371 File: 224 KB, 518x368, gazer tiny tenk upscaled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415366 >>14415369

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:10:21 2015 No.14415372 >>14415332 Have some music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:10:32 2015 No.14415374 >>14415366 Embarrasing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:11:08 2015 No.14415377 File: 1.19 MB, 1500x1500, 1442055261508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415366 I don't think so, furball.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:11:36 2015 No.14415378 /jp/ is kinda weird lately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:11:40 2015 No.14415379 >>14415369 >>14415371 >>14415374 Figured someone was going to snipe us off with a new thread when anon said last in line, guess I should have more faith in people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:11:53 2015 No.14415380 >>14415354 No, but you get gratification knowing you're doing real good for the world and humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:12:01 2015 No.14415381 File: 395 KB, 750x1500, 94a3a26288627315d23da99840f60123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415366 Niet.

>>	swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 13:12:05 2015 No.14415382 >>14415332 >Not wanting to be the Alp version who fucks your normal self

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:12:19 2015 No.14415383 File: 323 KB, 615x638, kiki_smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember folks. Be good to your maids. They've been good to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:12:41 2015 No.14415385 >>14415378 /jp/ has always been weird, it's just a matter of what kind of weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:12:57 2015 No.14415388 File: 293 KB, 900x900, 1447736326300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never rule over Horse Pussy Kingdom >You will never take over most of MGE with a Napoleon style Centaur Waifu Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:13:02 2015 No.14415389 >>14415382 This Momo gets it I want myself inside me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:13:53 2015 No.14415393 File: 56 KB, 600x685, 1440987078836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we can post whatever we want and not have to worry about image limit what a feeling

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:14:23 2015 No.14415395 File: 1.75 MB, 945x1337, 77d8abec6acb434f7ec4b240ce8c8516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415382 I want to fuck a twin tailed Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:15:06 2015 No.14415398 File: 147 KB, 600x825, tumblr_nircd5Awes1rvdf83o5_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415393 Christ anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:15:30 2015 No.14415400 File: 179 KB, 331x603, 1430874933364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POLT TIDDIES

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:15:42 2015 No.14415402 >>14415382 I'm sickened by the idea, but do go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:16:00 2015 No.14415405 File: 146 KB, 800x565, 1442694387764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bird

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:16:56 2015 No.14415409 >>14415393 Is that Todd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:17:11 2015 No.14415411 File: 172 KB, 476x200, 1393371189462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415398

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:18:00 2015 No.14415413 post lewds

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:18:20 2015 No.14415415 File: 58 KB, 953x567, 1313506296168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:18:36 2015 No.14415416 File: 224 KB, 800x485, 1440471807884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:19:35 2015 No.14415418 >>14415395 I want to be the twin tailed alp getting fucked!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:19:39 2015 No.14415419 File: 26 KB, 370x493, 1363811184113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:20:03 2015 No.14415424 File: 432 KB, 958x1373, 143975847432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:20:24 2015 No.14415426 File: 150 KB, 500x600, 1437446628517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415413 Preferably of the SFW variety?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:20:48 2015 No.14415428 File: 86 KB, 246x277, 1445731301542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last for never comforting your daughteru from scary nightmares

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:21:06 2015 No.14415432 >>14415418 Faggots pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:21:09 2015 No.14415433 File: 727 KB, 5000x5000, 1369488182091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:21:19 2015 No.14415435 >>14415419 Stupid sexy QoP of Pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:22:06 2015 No.14415437 File: 711 KB, 1212x1470, Peatrice, the very best in Sky Elf pootang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415426 Inferior girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:22:25 2015 No.14415441 File: 2.74 MB, 2480x2134, sfw ushi-oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415413

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:22:36 2015 No.14415443 File: 349 KB, 612x800, 1431830175349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sniff the dog

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:22:41 2015 No.14415444 >>14415433 Mike your drunk the dota threads are on /vg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:24:08 2015 No.14415449 File: 176 KB, 702x886, 1447195896085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm glad the paladins are back to finally clean up these shitty threads.

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swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 13:25:05 2015 No.14415457

>>14415402
so you were just minding your own business shitposting on /mgt/ as usual when your Lich roommate decides to slip you an experimental mix of a doppelgänger potion and a Wonderland monsterisation fruit...

then this and that happens before you're spending the next day bouncing on your own Doppelgänger dick
Happy end!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:25:21 2015 No.14415458 File: 277 KB, 575x870, page02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415450

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:26:03 2015 No.14415464 >>14415457 This sounds great! Can I marry myself and have cute children with him and a happy vanilla romance? I'd be fine with extremely degrading sex too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:26:09 2015 No.14415465 >>14415457 I would kill that bitch again and makes sure she stays dead drugging your roomate is not ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:26:21 2015 No.14415466 >>14415457 10/10 I cum on cat, cat turn to cait sith and hiss on penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:26:38 2015 No.14415468 File: 363 KB, 575x874, page03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415458

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:27:41 2015 No.14415473 File: 308 KB, 575x852, page04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415468

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:27:57 2015 No.14415474 File: 135 KB, 485x601, 1448125255057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:27:59 2015 No.14415475 >>14415450 >>14415458 >>14415468 >>>/co/

>>	swiss Momo Sat Nov 28 13:28:23 2015 No.14415479 >>14415465 but you signed a contract stating you're OK with being her guinea piggy every now and then when you moved in! Sure, you were high on Mad Hatter shrooms that day, but..

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:28:33 2015 No.14415480 So, how's about that new doujin with the lamia stuck in the net?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:29:32 2015 No.14415484 >>14415479 What if I wasn't high as a mad hatter? What if I wanted this to happen since I was alwas secretly a litle slut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:29:41 2015 No.14415485 File: 265 KB, 575x896, page05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415473 pls kill thread so we can go back to not having fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:30:19 2015 No.14415487 File: 634 KB, 600x1000, soraka23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a raka?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:31:22 2015 No.14415490 >>14415487 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:31:42 2015 No.14415491 I LOVE monstergirls!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:31:43 2015 No.14415492 File: 74 KB, 69x120, 1440595095330.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415485 I think the thread has actually improved a little with all this funposting

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:32:36 2015 No.14415497 File: 339 KB, 575x873, page06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415485

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:32:42 2015 No.14415500 File: 83 KB, 479x850, 1411959938484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415487

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:32:51 2015 No.14415502 >>14415491 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:33:24 2015 No.14415504 File: 111 KB, 587x736, 1429459298701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you a spurdo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:33:26 2015 No.14415505 File: 1.05 MB, 1920x815, 1447838166296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415492 The oppression of the big guys will never return

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:33:27 2015 No.14415506 File: 617 KB, 1024x768, 1443632901022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:33:47 2015 No.14415509 File: 347 KB, 575x880, page07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415492 It's hard to be mad while you're funposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:34:31 2015 No.14415511 File: 99 KB, 363x660, 49366147_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:35:41 2015 No.14415516 I really hate the rest of jaypee and wish we were not here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:35:48 2015 No.14415517 File: 72 KB, 880x880, 1421657233490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415505 I am a Big Guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:35:51 2015 No.14415519 File: 306 KB, 575x860, page08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415509

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:36:49 2015 No.14415523 File: 113 KB, 252x272, 1447557550420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415517 >"You know Anakin, the Sith Lords had the ability to save pregnant women during childbirth." What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:37:07 2015 No.14415524 File: 955 KB, 1200x1600, 1441687532773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:37:25 2015 No.14415525 >>14415516 I hate only a little bit of jp and I'm okay with us staying here

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:37:53 2015 No.14415528 >>14415516 >not liking fatchouli, onahole and AKB threads You're not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:38:15 2015 No.14415529 >>14415525 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:38:27 2015 No.14415530 File: 357 KB, 575x909, page09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415519

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:39:17 2015 No.14415535 >>14415523 I think he was lying but im not really sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:39:57 2015 No.14415537 File: 368 KB, 575x875, page10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415530

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