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Tell the Doctor where it hurts.

>> No.14389675 [DELETED] 
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Chen can't stop smoking!

>> No.14389693

My soul

>> No.14389767

deez nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0

>> No.14389795
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>>14389651
my back, my arm, gotta cold, and suffering from insomnia and G.A.D.

>> No.14389811

>>14389693
Why does my heart...
Feel so bad
Why does my soul....
Feel so bad

>> No.14389824

>>14389651
My back hurts a little. What is your prescription, Doctor?

>> No.14389826

Eirin-sama, my penis goes doki-doki when I look at you, can you help me please?

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>>14389651
hey doc, my stomach is empty, got anything for dinner?

>> No.14389977

those breasts look more like air balloons, i hate it when artist have no idea how anime breasts should look like

>> No.14390940

>>14389939
Rabbit Stew.

>> No.14391014

I'd rather ask the doctor if she knows a way to make me feel good.

>>14389977
There are all kind of breasts please don't be racist.

>> No.14391043

in my dick lady
you should suck the pain away

>> No.14391371
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I have a stuffy nose. You can fix that, I'm sure, but can you fix my broken heart?

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It hurts that you are not giving me a hairjob?

>> No.14391413

>>14391385
What is that face supposed to convey? Did you just walk in on her posing sexily?

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>> No.14391651

I'm sweating, but I'm cold
Mouth all dry but I got a runny nose

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>> No.14391752

I'm tired...

Tired of all the bullSHIT.

Got anything for that?

>> No.14392430

>>14389977
That's intentional. I can tell you, they're internationally drawn like that.

>> No.14392435

My balls.
Big balls.
Very big.
Gibs Lunarian.

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>>14389651

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His best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone, Iceland's his favorite place, Bam's gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker, Andrew Stranberg is an earth rocker. His other friend Branden Novak is on heroin again, he's back in rehab for the 16th time, good luck with that one. He's sick of all the bullshit, he's sick of all the shit, he doesn't even go out anymore cause he hates every motherfucker and he doesn't care what they're up to. 4 years he wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit chatting with nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit, he's not gonna take any shit from anybody. He knows whats going on, he got set up, he got jumped, he thanks God Nicki wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked, she would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail, she has a big mouth. He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

>> No.14393346

Existentially

>> No.14394138

DOCTOR DOCTOR GIMME THE NEWS

>> No.14394257

>>14394138
Step your game up.

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>> No.14394797

>>14389651
My cervix.

>> No.14396143

>>14394271
Eirin's pierced my heart! It's bleeding badly!

>> No.14396168

>>14389651
My eyes.

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>>14389824
A visit to the local chiropractor, Hoshiguma, I believe.

>>14389826
I recommend you stop looking at me, then.

>>14391043
Rude

>>14391371
There are many women in the human village. I'm sure you'll find someone significant there.

>>14391752
I have some anti-depressants, if you would like some.

>> No.14401235

>>14394797
You have no cervix.

>> No.14406047

>>14401235
He means his boy cervix.

>> No.14406085

My lower back and buttocks, i think it's from masturbating too much

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snek face hurt

from being such slut

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>>14406093

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My head and my heart.
I'm just as much a sap as the next lonely guy on here, but damn it, I've been living in Japan for two years now, and now the isolation is so fucking bad I don't know how the hell to cope anymore.
Thanks for reading... have a cute picture

>> No.14412004

>>14406047
You mean his rectum boipussy?

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Doc's suffering from back pain. Will you give her a massage?

>> No.14416650

It hurts... it really hurts... it hurts in deez nuts HA GOT HIM

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>>14416596
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO MASSAGE YOUR MASSIVE ACHING BREASTS, DR. YAGOKORO!!!

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>>14416811

>> No.14431266

>>14389651
My heart, please kiss my forehead to make it better!

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>>14431266
Chocolate kisses for anon

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>> No.14441273

>>14441253
Is Yuyuko playing with one of Ran's tails?

>> No.14441285

>>14441273

Trying to eat it.

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Time to check if your reproductive organs are workiing, anon.

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>>14410286
That toe cleavage.

>> No.14448169

>>14446138
Okay how do I check em

>> No.14448210

>>14416811
doc, I have weird stiffness in my pants, what do I do?

>> No.14453829

>>14447127
Eirin's big, mature feet!

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>>14448169
Take that filthy human phimosis cock of yours and ram it into my elite Lunarian pussy.

>>14448210
Do the same as above. Doctor's orders.

>> No.14454172

>>14454027
It would be better if you rubbed it with your feet, Miss Eirin!

>> No.14454184

>>14454172
You gotta prove to her first that it works properly.

>> No.14454786

>>14454027
yes doc, don't bully it too much

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I've been feeling really dizzy doc

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