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A Golem draws near!


Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14385212

Someone was on point.

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>> No.14385215

Fourth for Hatters.

>> No.14385218

Those eyeholes...

>> No.14385220
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What about them?

>> No.14385228

We're getting a turkey girl right?

>> No.14385229

Ghoulz rulez

>> No.14385231

Give her a hug, of course.
Golems need more love, dammit.

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May as well post the last one in the set

>> No.14385243
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Remember, she loves you

>> No.14385246

By "she" you mean "no one" then yes I remember.

>> No.14385247

That's actually kind of disappointing. I'm quite the horrible person.

>> No.14385248

But my Shoggoth loves me more.

>> No.14385249

Ghouls a shit.

Fearboner a shit.

Your waifu a shit.

You a shit.

>> No.14385252
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young kiki with misgivings about her kuso-master who's yet to become a man of value yet.

>> No.14385253

Fear and arousal share space in your noggin, anon.

>> No.14385258

I want a Kiki daughteru so bad.

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>> No.14385262

Sorry, I can't reciprocate those feelings, I love someone else.
u a shit

>> No.14385265

>tfw nobody ever talks about Shog daughterus
Why, anons? Why?

>> No.14385268

because shog a shit

>> No.14385269

Maybe because you can't touch her without basically diddling her? Shoggoth daughters are basically walking sex offenses, I think that put most people off.

>> No.14385272

You don't impregnate authentic maids.

>> No.14385278
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Abominations don't have kids, or at least not in the traditional way.

I fucking hate abominations so much, god damn.

>Kiki: normal natural slavic dog-bird girl that loves you purely and wants what's best for the two of you. Can raise a happy family with.
>Shog: Weird mutant, demon, abomination, non-human twisted cunt that does what she does for purely sexual reason and her own satisfaction

>> No.14385288

>implying you wouldn't like to shog-diddly the shog-daughteru

>> No.14385290

Shoggoths are basically slimes, so they just split off into an identical copy, as far as I know.

You sound a little ruffled there, bird brain.

>> No.14385291
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Everything a Kikimora can do, a Shoggoth will assuredly do better.

Hell, a Shoggoth can probably mimic a Kikimoras appearance if she or her master pleased.

>> No.14385294

'Cos I'm obsessed with alps.

I'd be cool though with Shoggoth daughterus fighting over who gets to be my silverware today, or asking me to help divide up the household for each of them, or Shoggothmom secretly replacing a section of the school with a piece of her body so she can sneak their lunches to them that way when they forget it.

>> No.14385296

>likes abominations
>like the idea of fucking children he gave birth too


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>> No.14385300

They're slimes, not doppelgangers.

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>> No.14385305
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>Has to mimick the appearance of a superior wife to get on her master's good side

>> No.14385306

Kikis a shit.

>> No.14385310
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because you're her master.

>> No.14385311

your a shit

>> No.14385312

>like the idea of fucking children he gave birth too
>he gave birth too

I'm not sure you understand how babby is formed. Either that, or anon is a reverse Alp or into some freaky gender swapping stuff.

>> No.14385313

But.. But.. HOW!?!?!?

>> No.14385314
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They're also capable of replicating household items from their own matter. Who says they aren't also capable of altering their bodies like Succubi?

>> No.14385315

>The average household with Kikimora and a Shoggath maids

>> No.14385318

*kikifags a shit

>> No.14385324

I've read a lot of Lovecraft, and now I'm eternally suspicious of Shoggoth.

>> No.14385326

Honestly, this. I don't know why they keep doing this waifu war shit.

>> No.14385330

>Trusting a shiggity shoggity Shoggoth.

>> No.14385335

Kind of a shitty fanbase, I'll grant you that.

>> No.14385337

You'd think they'd stop after Quicksilver ruined them.

>> No.14385338

Beats talking about futacat/yuri/alps, at least.

>> No.14385339

>You'll never have a Kikimora and a Shoggoth as your maids.
>You'll never get so sick of them arguing that you overcharge them on headpats and take them both as your wives.
>They'll never stop fighting and become friends.
>They'll never be incredibly competitive in bed.

>> No.14385340

Nah, kikis a shit.

>> No.14385342

Think of them having fully manipulative vaginas. They could be tight as a vice, wet and loose for easy pounding, or massage you from every angle at once.

>> No.14385345

Shog-lovers are just contrarians. That simple.

>> No.14385346

>not wanting a rad purple meido with black sclera
>Quicksilver ruined them
How? His story had no effect on Kikimora discussions aside from people getting analpained over the loli content in the story.

>> No.14385347

>Think of them having fully manipulative vaginas
So like a Centaur or a Manticore, but combined with the ability to self-replicate and assimilate like a Mantango? Oh boy, sign me up!

>> No.14385348

First the mausposters and now the kikis. Is there nobody left who hasn't been salted on?

Seriously though, it feels like a faggot or two are just going around shitting on the people who usually post about their waifus.

>> No.14385350

>Not preferring your kiki to be purple, moan when you hold her, and have glowing eyes all over her so you an easily see her at all times
I cannot contain my disdain for plebian scum

>> No.14385352

It's the same shit. I like both girls, but I wish they would shut the fuck up about who is better.

>> No.14385353

Yes, but does she have eyes on the inside?

>> No.14385355

>Seriously though, it feels like a faggot or two are just going around shitting on the people who usually post about their waifus.
That's probably who it is.

>> No.14385357

It's just one faggot who felt like they got ruined and now he has to ruin them for everybody.

>> No.14385362

Yes. One in the back of her womb, watching with heart pupils as your cock thrusts past her cervix

>> No.14385365
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>"Thy meal was made with the root of t'char."

>> No.14385368

Okay, I agree with you on that.

>> No.14385371

But the "maus" shit is retarded and annoying after months and months of being forced in this thread. Even Nyanon said it was getting annoying last thread, and he's the guy who started it.

>> No.14385373

No. This is wrong. I shouldn't be aroused by this.

>> No.14385375

Kikis have been around at the start of the thread for just as long.

>> No.14385377

Well, now you know why she seems so distracted and yet flustered when you go balls deep.

>> No.14385386

Its not the mentioning of mousegirls, its the stupid meme name that's getting annoying.

>> No.14385388

Stop being so salty, faggot.

>> No.14385390

Just a simple comment, nothing more.

Though, admittedly, I modified it to show love to both Kikis and Shoggoths.

>> No.14385398

I want a maus to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to say even she thinks its fucking tiny!

>> No.14385402

There's nothing to be "salty" about. Kiki is king.

>> No.14385405

plz no

>> No.14385408

Is your penis small? Seriously.

>> No.14385411

kiki a shit.

>> No.14385419

You sound pretty salty there m8. Salty about abominations. It's right there.

>> No.14385421

I want to have both a Kikimora and Shoggoth maid who are constantly in an unspoken competition to one up each other.

>> No.14385430

>She's literally the perfect wife and she improves you as a man. No "catches" like almost every other girl.

She's objectively the best MG unless you're a turbo-fetishest and ABSOLUTELY NEED to get dominated, have a girl with huge/small tits, or have one who's bigger than you.

>> No.14385437

Nah, kikis a shit.

>> No.14385438

That's your shit opinion talking.
Maids are for guys who are lazy or can't take care of themselves.
I'm genuinely surprised they aren't more popular here.

>> No.14385440

Screw kikis and shoggoths,
I'll get my self a robot maid!

>> No.14385441

Kikifags are making me hate kikimoras. I suspect they are undercover shoggoths. It's working.

>> No.14385442

Who the fuck do you think you are? King of Timbuktu? Rein in your salt trade, you saltsucking saltlord.

>> No.14385448

This is a troll post, right?

>> No.14385449

Robits are olev

>> No.14385453


I'll go for a Nureonago myself.

>> No.14385456
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I don't think you know what salty means.

>> No.14385458

They're far from the worst fanbase. That would have to go to Cheshires.

>> No.14385459

I want a Minotaur battle maid.

>> No.14385461

You're doing a goo job of defining it.

>> No.14385468

He's mad because people doesn't like his waifu and fetish, I call autism. Umaru a useless fuck.

>> No.14385471

You don't GET a robot maid, you BUILD one!

Look what happens when you don't make your own.

>> No.14385475

I want to be raped by my kiki maid.

>> No.14385477

Statuification is my fetish.

>> No.14385492

"Old" cheshire fanbase is almost extint, aside from one or two guys here. Same with manticores.

>> No.14385499

Really? They get so much content.

>> No.14385507

You and your waifu have been drinking and dining at tapas bars all evening, the last bus home just went and you have no commute home aside from walking, your waifu falls asleep and asks you either princess carry her or give her a piggyback ride. Which demand do you give in too? Can you even do one of those?

>> No.14385513

She's light so I might be able to carry her, but I'm textbook skinnyfat. So maybe?

>> No.14385514

I already made a Gargoyle OP though...

>> No.14385517

She must be shitfaced because she's fucking massive compared to me.

>> No.14385519

>Piggy backing a drunk Wight
Sounds fun

>> No.14385520

Piggyback. singing songs badly as I go

>> No.14385536
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>Piggy back carrying a drunk Lich


>> No.14385544

Seems to be a pretty common thing with these robots you find off of the streets, taking their protectiveness to the unreasonable extremes.

Besides, building her yourself makes it all the more personal.

>> No.14385546

My arms are spaghetti, but somehow I can carry 300+ lbs on my back without trouble while having the proportions of a push pop.

>> No.14385557

I can't even begin to imagine what a drunk Kiki would be like.

>> No.14385559
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>"I've heard your village is looking to hire a mercenary for protection."
>"Well look no further, I don't mean to brag, but I'm what you call a professional."
>"My resume? Here's my resume, check out these guns!"

>> No.14385560

>Princess carrying an alp
>Buries her face in my chest, kissing it and my neck all the way home
>Finally make it to bed
>Suddenly alpdruck
>Lose balance and fall onto bed with alp on top of me
>Can't move
>fall asleep underneath a drunk alp

This was the alp's plan all along. Fucking alps.

>> No.14385563

I wanna give her mino milk so she can get stronger.

>> No.14385568

You're hired!

>> No.14385570

I'll take her and any other family/friends she knows.

>> No.14385575

I have little experience doing either, but the army got me used to carrying a ruck so I'll try the piggyback. But if all else fails it's a fireman carry.

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Hiring the whole Mino-Mercenary Family? That'll cost ya.

>> No.14385583

Tsk. It doesn't work if they can turn back and forth, and if it's them doing the transforming to themselves.

>> No.14385598

To the guy last thread who said he was coloring the Holstaur 'I love you to Anon' picture that had already been colored, I have other Holstaur pictures you could color, first choice being the Holstaur in a wedding dress picture that was also posted last thread.

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Piggyback for sure. Boobhat a best.

>> No.14385612

http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu Orphan

Update line 689. Sorry for the recent inactivity. Leo and his spider walk to town. She gives him a blowjob. Also I made up a town out of nowhere. It's not on the map, but it's situated on the road between Amroth and Ithilien, where it branches off into Faraon.

>> No.14385643

Piggyback, she's two heads taller than me.

>> No.14385647

You're doing God's work.

>> No.14385656

Hey, glad you appreciate it, anon

>> No.14385763


>huge waifu species
>she wants piggybacks when she gets drunk
That's actually super cute. I'll try it, and then when I collapse under her weight we have sloppy drunken sex right there on the sidewalk.

>> No.14385768

Like I'd lose a chance to princess carry a shy feline through town.

>> No.14385774

Skinny with more fat then muscle.

>> No.14385776

What if I'm a skeleton with little to no fat or muscle to speak of, and a genetic birth defect on top of that, and my waifu is a chubby big girl?

>> No.14385792

Hey, Peny.
Start putting the title above or below the bin link so it's easier to highlight. Because I'm lazy as fuck and have poor vision.

Also, I like it.

>> No.14385798

I don't think I've ever seen that. I'm having trouble imagining it. If you're skinny but still have more fat than muscle, wouldn't you be super weak? How do you even manage to complete every day tasks?

>> No.14385801

A lot of people are like that, and I'm surprised you haven't heard the term.

>> No.14385808

I'm just really skinny. Always been.

>> No.14385812

I see lots of fat people, and lots of skelingtons. Everybody else just looks average to me.
I'm muscular bordering on bearmode myself, so maybe I just don't pay attention.

>> No.14385822

Just google it then.

>> No.14385829

You're overthinking it. Just google something like 'body type chart' and you should get a few hits with a few other examples like ottermode or builtfat.

>> No.14385833

Wow, pandering!

>> No.14385841
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I'm gonna sniff all the stinky sweaty Wyverns!

>> No.14385843

Generic retaliatory remark implying you like men of the homosexual persuasion.

>> No.14385848

I work with a guy who's about a foot shorter than me but still manages to look like a telephone pole because of how skinny he is. I can never figure out how he survives, the job is physically taxing for me and I'm shaped like a lumberjack.

For some reason I always find myself imagining going on a double date with him; me with a slender CC elf and him with a strongfat Oni that looks like Yuugi. It's an amusing image.

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>Knows what Bearmode means
>Doesn't know what skinnyfat means

I see right through you!

>> No.14385854

Counter insult implying skub use.

>> No.14385860

I want to marry a bearmode girl!

>> No.14385872

Strongfat is best fat.

>> No.14385874

I've heard bearmode several times, and I've heard strongfat, but never skinnyfat. Just seems like contradictory terms to me. I did look it up though, so I get the gist.

>> No.14385877
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Do you imagine her vaginal muscles being so huge that she's tighter than a virgin loli and cries when you deflower her with your thoroughly average dick?

>> No.14385881

What monsters would be best for bearmode? Aside from the obligate minotaur and beargirl, of course.

>> No.14385888

Yeti, Hellhound, Werewolf, Jinko, Alice.

>> No.14385890


I want to kiss a bearmode Wurm on the cheek and make her blush.

>> No.14385893

No comment.

>> No.14385894

All the Dragons


Not Wyvern though.

All would make great Bearmode girls.

Good tastes,

>> No.14385897

>Hellhound, Werewolf, Jinko
Yes, yes, how could I forget?
Wouldn't have thought of that one but it makes s--
Yeah, what?

I feel like something of that magnitude needs to be cut. I mean, I see the draw, but I need the shine of sweat on a set of chiseled abs.

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playing The Video James™ with a pro gamer MG

>> No.14385901

>Bearmode baphomet
>Is embarrassed by her body but heroes keep challenging her and she literally cannot stop eating the sweets you give her
>At least she still loves her headpats

>> No.14385902

Alices are tiny, cheery, and well worth getting huge so you can pat her head.

>> No.14385903
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I'd like a plain ottermode Oni childhood friend to intercrural and hotdog and armpitfuck and so on. No penetration though, we're just getting her awkward ass used to cocks. She'll give her virginity to her husband and I'm playing dumb so she has to propose to me herself

>> No.14385909

>Draw a white girl
>Call her Korean
>Draw another white girl
>Call her Chinese

>> No.14385912

All I see is Kanbaru as an Oni.

>> No.14385913
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>> No.14385915

I wonder if they make horn covers for when you're just starting your training in headpats so your hands don't get hurt.

>> No.14385916

No yan lezbo pls, I want my waifu to be a good girl.

>> No.14385918

To be fair, they're imitating east-asian art styles by drawing their east-asian girls as white.

Wow. Can't unsee.

>> No.14385919

I don't even want to imagine what she'd be like save drunk, but my boner is happy to.

>Horn covers
Get gud. Stabbing yourself on those shouldn't even be an issue, and if it is you can always knit her a nice hat. Now, meese on the other hand...

>> No.14385922

>Now, meese on the other hand...
It's the antlers, right?

>> No.14385923

They've probably got some so they don't poke holes in the mattress at night.

>> No.14385929

Well, yeah. I imagine your arms might get shredded if you get too vigourous.

>HFW you do her in doggy style so hard she pokes holes in the mattress anyway
>YFW it's a waterbed

>> No.14385931

I bet they even make some really cute or funny novelty ones too, like a little angel and devil.

>> No.14385948
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Or cosplay. You could get your Dragon huge fennec ear hornmuffs and play a game of pretend.

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>evil Demon Lord futanari
>mindbroken by girl and her pussy and turned into the village's meat-toilet.
W-where did this fetish came from.

>> No.14385951

I don't know but you should put it back wherever you got it from.

>> No.14385954

She'd get all the sweets and minomilk I have.

She's going to be the biggest, strongest baphomet ever.

>> No.14385956

Sounds silly and humiliating. How much do they cost?

>> No.14385966

Fuck off

>> No.14385967

No she just puts cut tennis balls on them like the feet of a walker

>> No.14385971
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Better than headpats, slam those horns into the ground and give her an entirely more exciting humiliating experience.

>> No.14385973

In short gtfo

>> No.14385975

It's like stocks but even more degrading. I approve and would like to take part in your gangbang of her.

>> No.14385979


>> No.14385981

>minotaur wants to rape you into the ground
>you dodge at the last second
>she slams her head onto a wall
>horns stuck
>you get behind her, pull down her pants, and go balls deep
>first time you've fucked a minotaur without ending up in a body cast
>feels good man

>> No.14385985

>>>blue board

>> No.14385988

3 arrows, Anon.
If you're going to tell someone to fuck off, do it correctly.

>> No.14385991

Found the newfag

Please leave and never come back

>> No.14386008
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Yuki-onna when?

>> No.14386020
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Feed the Alice!

Do it now!

>> No.14386026

What if that was her plan all along?

>> No.14386033

>pull down her pants
>implying someone planning a brutal rape would wear something that would get in the way
Nigga she'd wear a nopan sundress.

>> No.14386037

I've got a manticore venom/humpty egg/concoction fruit mix ready for her feast.

>> No.14386040

Well congratulations, she got herself caught. What was the next step of her master plan?

>> No.14386042

Crashing this pelvis WITH NO VIRGINS

>> No.14386043
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>Three quarters of monster girls have as a prominent part of their character 'can turn other women into monster girls'
>Nobody ever does anything with the concept

I get that the target audience is people who just want a girl that will go "Ooooh, your cock is totally THE BEST THING" or femdom, but come on, monster girls have such a vast lore at this point and nobody does anything with it outside of the most braindead and simple boring scenario.

>> No.14386045

No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>> No.14386047

On the very, very slim chance that this isn't bait, there's been a good handful of stories and greentexts that involved a woman being transformed into a monster girl.

>> No.14386050

I mean japanese artists making fanart/doujin, of course I'm not talking about stories on here

>> No.14386053

Part of the problem is that many tend to sperg out over such things.

>> No.14386056

So you just want art of girls fucking girls.

>> No.14386059

If that was the problem I'd just go on /u/

>> No.14386062

>Be captain of a border fort
>Hear a huge boom one day, the walls are shaking and dust and shit is falling from the ceiling
>Run outside to see what happened
>There's a huge Greater Wurm stuck on the outer wall, with her horns imbedded in the stone
>"Oh nooo~ I'm helpless, I sure hope a handsome soldier doesn't come along and violate me while I'm stuck~"
>One of your men perks up at that idea and takes his belt off before advancing toward the Wurm
>She glares at him and he freezes, sensing her murderous intent
>"Not you, fuck off." She growls
>He walks away dejected
>"Oh nooo~ I sure hope a handsome CAPTAIN named ANON doesn't come violate me while I'm stuck~"
>You walk up to her
>"Oh, oh no, are you here to have your way with my body? Please be gentle!"
>"No...you're stuck facing the wall. Your lady parts are on the front though. Because of your anatomy it would actually be very difficult for me to do that."
>"Wait, hold on, I'll fix it." She pops her horns out of the stone wall then flips around headbutts them back in, creating new holes. She's stuck bent over backwards now, with her underside exposed to you.
>"There, go ahead."
>You sigh while taking off your pants
>The shit you put up with

>> No.14386066

Not him, but I think there's more appeal than that.
It'd be more like,
>"Girl gets bitten."
>Girl gets the itch to have sex with her lover
>Girl has sex with her lover
>And during so, turns into whatever girl bit her.
>They get on well, despite her now being a monster girl
>Live more happily-ever-after than expected

>> No.14386068

That's not a necessity at all. Werewolves and vampires can cause a transformation with a bite, kakuen and many others do it just by existing in an area and any other number of mechanisms could be imagined.

>> No.14386076

Man a lot of monster girls seem to get stuck in walls and fences.

>> No.14386080

>Trump gets his wall built
>The entire southern side is covered in moaning chupacabra and brown kikis
Vote won, passport obtained.

>> No.14386085

So basically this?

>> No.14386090

>Wall contains all the Chupas and Brown Kikis
>Trump then sells "Hunting licenses" for men to go cross the border and fuck their favorite brown Monster Girls
>Profit from Brown Monster Girl Hunting Licenses is so great Trump is able to build a second wall around Canada
>The entire north side is covered in moaning moose girls and canadian goose harpies
Why doesn't the Order ever consider building a Wall around their territory?

Unrelated note did you see how Trump handled that BLM protester at his speech? Pure Alpha Male.

>> No.14386100

Is it bad that I want a guy I don't like to win the election for all the reasons that make me not like him?

>> No.14386103

Is she one of Mari's converts?

>> No.14386104
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Buying you beloved kiki things with the money you've earned from the excellent life she's afforded you

>Buying her an imported turbo-deluxe artisan crafted broom from the finest ancient broom workshops in the mountains of Croatia
>taking her out to buy a new dress, going into the store, holding hands, she blushes and is extremely pleased by your generosity
>Giving her a big diamond ring and seeing it dawn on her that she's moved from servant status to wife status

>> No.14386106

I want to come across a curvy CC Kitsune who "accidentally" got caught in a hole in the fence.

>> No.14386108

Post the second image to that.

>> No.14386111

>have Kobold wife
>come home one day to see a doogy door installed in your back door
>the next day you come home she's halfway out of it with her booty shaking back and forth enticing you
>"Oh no~ I'm stuck! I hope that my darling husband can maybe 'lend a hand'?
>you drop your pants and get to work
>a few hours later and she's actually stuck in the door
>have to call firefighters to help her out
>the Hellhound chief won't look at you amused and gives you a thumbs up giving her ideas with her husband

>> No.14386118

s-second image?

>> No.14386122

>there is no second image to this

>> No.14386126
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Wonderland Girls tend to get stuck when traveling to and fro Wonderland using Mirrors. You'd help get them unstuck right? You wouldn't do anything rude to them while they were vulnerable right?

>> No.14386129
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Option A

Accept the love of Space Jinko Pussy.

Option B

Accept the love of Spess Jinko Pussy after they take over the world and force themselves on you.

You have a day to decide, choose wisely.

>> No.14386134

Don't forget that large mice can do it by biting your human daughters.

>> No.14386138

if we give them enough of a challenge they'll respect us and not enslave us!

>> No.14386143

Who's more dumb-moe and naive?

Wurms or Kobolds?

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>> No.14386147

How would your Paladin wife react to your daughter coming home crying and already growing mouse ears?

>> No.14386148

I'll hazard a guess and say from that one Gura Nyuutou doujin you just described.

>> No.14386149

Of course not, as an aspiring paladin squire I'd never take advantage of a Cheshire's huge ass.

>> No.14386150

Option C

Accept the love of space jinko pussy after an intense and sweaty alien invasion roleplay. Tenderly.

>> No.14386153
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I know the pain of never having your overly specific preferences catered to.

>no story about a monster girl turning another girl into one of their own then teaching her about the life of a MG until they fall in love despite their nature

Imagine how romantic they'd be, hunting together for men to suck dry, before going back home to cuddle lovingly

>> No.14386154

>Master snaps it like that
>As he walks away he says "Clean that mess up"

Why is being evil so much more fun. Renegade for life!

>> No.14386158

Immediate purification to reverse the disease. Being a paladin has some good perks.

>> No.14386161

>You will never Lay on Hugs

>> No.14386162

>the pain of never having your overly specific preferences catered to
So is this where all the panderingfags come out of?

>> No.14386166

>everyone whose kinks aren't mine is wrong

>> No.14386169
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I want to cum inside a plain-cute Paladin on our wedding night and have her hug my dick hard again, saying that she won't let me stop until I give her a son.

>> No.14386171

But if you impregnate her she can't play evil tricks on people. Do your duty, man.

>> No.14386174
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That's just not going to happen anon.

>Lay on Hugs

God damn it anon.

>> No.14386177

Well...I guess just one time won't hurt.

>> No.14386178

post the third one where he walks in with the even better new broom

>> No.14386179

You're bad people.

>> No.14386181

Ah yes. That bullshit overpowered racial ability Yeti paladins get.

Full heal at little cost and no cooldown. Nice balance.

>> No.14386188

>"Nyahahaha, now to-"
>"Honey, you can't. Teleporting is bad for the baby."
>"But this is our seventh one! When do I get to play around again?!"
And thus Anon performed his civic duty. (While making all sort of new problems down the road with a very rambunctious litter)

>> No.14386194

Wonderland Girls wtih British Accents asking you to help get them out of the mirror!

Accents are nice.

>> No.14386205

Surely the solution is repeating the same process on the litter too.

>> No.14386209
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>> No.14386210

>dicking the daughteru
no thank you sir

>> No.14386230

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider the possibilities of having a one woman harem with a slime queen.

>> No.14386233
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What I want is more Valkyrie corruption stories.

I tried doing one myself but i didn't have enough hookers to go with my blackjack

>> No.14386236

I'd rather a one woman harem with a chimaera.

>> No.14386237

No can do sir.
the more she divides the more I cant avoide the thought that I'm doing my daughter and wife at the same time. and then I get weird flashbacks to devilman lady.

>> No.14386243

But she's only got one body!

Think of it like a hivemind Anon.
All of them are here, some just put on a difference face/body/mindset so you don't get overloaded by all the her.

>> No.14386247

I think being able to enjoy each of the girl's personality's is more fulfilling than enjoying the same girl in a thousand different bodies.

>> No.14386250

Just watch out if the kinda tsun one swaps over to the genki one mid boning.

>> No.14386266

More to tease her about later. I'll have her make it up to me by taking care of me while my pelvis heals from the mild bruising.

>> No.14386267


plz respond

>> No.14386281

Feed her what?

>> No.14386289

Delicious cake!

>> No.14386293

Topped with her favourite special icing?

>> No.14386327

Today I am alone birth to eggs.

>> No.14386334
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I want to work for a Tanuki Druglord and enter a life of Monster Girl crime!

>> No.14386336


>> No.14386341
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bullying dorky gazer but taking responsibility.

I have turned my mind to steel. This is my life's ambition. My will is unclouded, I will do anything to see this through and make it a reality.

>> No.14386344

For her or for yourself? Because an overcharged Alice would be interesting.

>> No.14386352

Oh great, Harpies are in the thread again.

>> No.14386356

Enjoy smuggling packets of 99% pure powdered raging mushroom in your ass.

>> No.14386363

>the packet breaks
>this is also your escape plan against the MG security

>> No.14386370

>Timid, but eager to prove herself, Elf security guard points a gun at the smuggler.
>"Hey buddy! Cool it! Up against the wall! NOW!"
>Let's out a bestial scream, as 99% pure powdered raging mushroom rushes through his body.
>"I-I'm gonna need backup!"
>Brutal anal pounding noises over the radio before it cuts to static.

>> No.14386372

>Breaking news! Police forces powerless in the face of suspected raging mushroom mule, eight hour rape spree continues.

>> No.14386380

It's all fun and games until the boss decides to test the quality of the merchandise and you find yourself with your dick out and her doing lines of aphrodisiacs off it.

>> No.14386386
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Gazer's a big Danganronpa fan and she's such a dork that she wears this Monokuma onesie around the house (don't tell anybody though)

>> No.14386391

Wonderland Cake and Hathor Milk.

Even if she says she's stuffed keep feeding her. Maybe throw in a dash of Minos Milk too, just a touch

>> No.14386396

I'm gonna tell everybody. What a fucking weeb. Shit game, shit taste, shit waifu.

>> No.14386403
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>Shit game

Pleb detected.

>> No.14386404

He's right though. I'd mock a Gazer with shit tastes. I bet she likes Fallout 4 too.

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But Danganronpa is good and I bet she hates Fallout 4.

>He's right though.
Oldest trick in the fuccboi-book, dweeb.

>> No.14386433

What's the matter, Paladin-chan? Did your Beelzebub get killed by your former companions without revealing your location?

>> No.14386438
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No anon, you have the shit taste.

>> No.14386443

She'd make a good vampire.

>> No.14386449

>chuuni loligoth vampire with drillhair
Literally perfect.

>> No.14386459

Don't forget the gambling. Want her to "suck" you in a different way that night? Beat her in a hand of poker otherwise you're going to have to settle for a footjob while she taunts you with her wonderful voice.

>> No.14386461

Sucks to be her, I have a belittling fetish. I just get harder when she bullies me.

>> No.14386468
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So the Japs liked our idea of Mindflayer Nurses.

>> No.14386473

Looks like somebody's gonna get de-depressed!

>> No.14386474

Is there any monster girl that doesn't become sexier by being a nurse? Go ahead, try and think of one.

>> No.14386485
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Can't blame them, it's one of the best ideas to come from these threads.

Meanwhile they give us weird shit like watching the demon lord give birth.

>> No.14386486

>Be human history teacher in MGC
>Teachers are usually MGs but there is very few of them specialized in human history
>First day of class at your new school
>The students are mostly MGs the rest are human boys
>Begin introducing yourself
>"Hello everyone, I am mister Anon and my job is to teach you about human history..."
>A pink Wererabbit jumps out of her seat
>"You're gonna teach us about the human body?"
>Weird question but you answer anyway
>"No, we will go through all of humanity's history before the..."
>She cuts you short again
>"We're gonna do all of humanity's sexuality?"
>Alright, she is definitely a troublemaker, you have to be strict with her
>"Miss, sit down and keep your mouth shut for the rest of the class or..."
>And again she doesn't let you finish
>"You really want me to sit on you to keep your mouth shut?"
>She's panting heavily and you can almost discern heart shapes in her pupils
>This is going to be a long year of school

>> No.14386487
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You know the thermometer is going inside your dick.

>> No.14386489

Cu Sith

>> No.14386494

That didn't take long. And I really wanted to stump all the anons too.

>> No.14386516

What would personal adds in monstergirland/MGC be like?

>> No.14386523

90% of a newspaper's revenue and content.

>> No.14386544

You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full Moon.

>> No.14386546

>You break down and have a teacher/student affair with a Wererabbit
>After school on your third day together you fuck her over her desk with her shirt unbuttoned and using her tie as a leash while you pound her from behind
>You're so lost in pleasure after releasing inside her that you fail to hear the door to the classroom open
>"Ara ara"
>It's the principal, shit
>You try to make an excuse but you're lost for words, you're about to apologise when you notice the slime on her face
>"Such a romantic scene, I remember meeting my husband the same way"
>Sometimes it's easy to forget that your boss is a succubus

>> No.14386552

What a lovely little thing.

>> No.14386574
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So I went and saw Spectre the other day, and then giggled during the intro because of all those tentacles. I mean come on. TENTACLES! TENTACLES EVERYWHERE, GROPING BOYS AND GIRLS ALIKE!

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>> No.14386632

Freckles, yes. What's with the tattoo? That a Hathorite symbol?

>> No.14386636

Freckles are like targets for the post-irrumation facial.

>> No.14386649

I want to be abducted by a Tanuki Druglord and told to love her daughter!
>Walking home from work one day, feel a sudden weight and black out.
>You find yourself in a really comfy chair in a dimly lit and surprisingly spartan but functional office with stacks of cardboard boxes on one wall.
>Your head still isn't very clear, but out of the corner of your eye you see a patiently bobbing mass of fluff.
>"Ah, you've come to. Splendid. I hope you're comfortable, but not /too/ comfortable. We have business to discuss."
>You start to rise with a question, only for a large claw from behind to gently assert your shoulder back down.
>"Oh, please do stay seated. I'm sure you're still a bit wobbly."
>"Alright. So what business do you have with me?"
>The shadow saunters into your line of sight, ample hips rocking with each measured step. "My daughter. She has become enamored of you."
>Despite the low light, this Tanuki looks familiar. Like a more mature and better balanced version of someone you know... "You're Yukiko's mom?"
>"He can draw conclusions! Maybe I shouldn't dismay just yet!" she grins, glancing into the face of whoever is towering at your back.
>"Yes indeed, I am. And you're unfortunately the light of her life despite evidencing no reciprocal interest and-" her eyes narrow slightly as she gives a slight snuff "a dearth of means. But I'm here to fix that. You will engineer a suitably romantic chance meeting with my daughter and proceed to woo her, and I will give you a healthy stipend to support it. And if it doesn't happen, my alternatives tend to be-" here, a meaningful cock of the eyebrow "consequential."
>You mull over this turn of events - to who Yukiko is to you. You've crossed paths only a few times, you're pretty sure she's in the administration of the company you work for. Relatively young, quiet, and not entirely confident with herself. A bit plump and awkward as Tanuki can be, but if her mother is any indication of how she can mature, perhaps physique isn't the deciding factor. Cute enough, at any rate. And she's been harboring affection for you for..."How long? Her interest."
>"First sight. Such a dreadful thing, how vulnerable our hearts are. She hasn't had the bravery to interfere with a disinterested man, since you obviously don't feel the same way about her and she isn't in any real position to take you. That's why I'm stepping in before she loses her chance and spends a week bawling at me."
>Golly, she's been pining after you for over a year? You've been keeping your head down since moving to this part of the City, lest you attract one of the less savoury monsters. Some of the Succubi at work /have/ been getting a little too frisky lately.
>As your introspection brings your expression distant the dealmaker snaps you back. "Well, are you going to disappoint me?"
>This might be a bit much. Time for questions. "What exactly do you make your income from?"
>Her naturally shaded eyes fall into deeper shadow as she inclines her head, her statement standing above a precipice of implication "I am a purveyor of goods and transport. I make sure things go where they need to be in a timely manner, no matter the obstacles. The details are not your concern."
>Well, that answered whether she was trouble or not. But..."Is Yukiko involved in the family business?"
>At this she seems almost taken aback. "Of course not. Are you so dense that you did not notice where she works? She's a good, normal girl who will lead a happy, peaceful life if I have any say in it."
>Ah. "And you're going to pay me to create a 'Happily Ever After', right?"
>A taciturn nod.
>"That doesn't seem right. I know Tanuki aren't famed for playing above board, but outright buying love doesn't happen."
>Her eyes widen from sour contempt to surprise as you interrupt her inevitable threat.
>"Hold up! That doesn't mean this is hopeless, just that I don't accept your terms. You said she's been loving me for all this time and hasn't stepped up once, so I had no idea she was available. I think you both have a big problem with being direct, so I'm just going to ask her out - without your money."
>"You think that's wise-"
>"I do, and I don't think you considered your plan well enough. What happens if it ever comes to light that I've been paid off to date her? It'll crush her worse than anything. You think everything is shadow and money, but sometimes you have to just follow your feelings and roll with the punches. I'll go to her on my own time, with my own income, and we'll see if it all works out. And if for some reason it doesn't after we've given it our best, then you drop this and encourage her to move on."
>The Tanuki before you swishes her tail anxiously; engaging some silent dialogue before finally closing her eyes, taking a deep breath, and looking straight into yours. "Fine. I will allow you to do as you say - exactly as you say - and trust that this is for the best. But remember, I will be watching you."

>> No.14386651

Sea Cows when?

>> No.14386652

>"No problem! And if this all works out, you'll get to spectate bedtop sports before the end of the month."

And then two weeks later Tanuki Druglord is sitting around watching footage from her hidden security cameras as you jackhammer Yukiko into a mating press; excitedly dropping her persona and clinging to her beloved. "Darling, look! Our little girl is all grown up! Hee!"

>> No.14386666

>horned Venus symbol tattoo
Oh yes.

>> No.14386676

>Dating the drug lord tanuki's daughteru
Sorry, but I'd turn her down. I mean, I barely know her, and she's not my type of girl. I prefer tough, thick older women. Like that Dragon Bodyguard the Tanuki mom is paying to hold me down.

Hey, is she available? I'll date her free of charge.

>> No.14386678

B-but a horned Venus symbol is a Mercury symbol...

>> No.14386679

>dating a Dragon who is such a huge loser she has to work for a raccoon
Anon, don't you have any standards?

>> No.14386684

So you're telling me this cow is a merchant?

>> No.14386687

Jokes on you, I don't when it comes to Dragons! From fat Ryu Shrine Goddesses, to neet Chubwocks, to stinky Wyverns, I'm a slut for loser Dragons!

>> No.14386691

>stinky Wyverns
I forgive you. I too wish to sniff a sweaty Wyvern tomboy's used spats.

>> No.14386743

God, Dragons that are losers are my turn on, gotta love them.

>> No.14386758

>fat Ryu Shrine Goddesses

>> No.14386759
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Their healing hugs have no range though, they have to be right on top of the person to hug them

>smug Yuki-onna with glasses in heavy, furry winter clothes
I want to see it

>> No.14386762


here you go buddy

>> No.14386765

I want to fuck the cold right out of winter

>> No.14386771

>fucking a Yuki-Onna so hard even she's sweating
I didn't ask for this boner

>> No.14386779

I'd make gentle passionate love to her and cause a nice gentle downpour outside, and make all her slim Shirohebi maidens jealous.

>> No.14386783

>slim Shirohebi maidens
>they all try to get with you
>tell them all you "like a woman with more meat on her bones"
>suddenly the shrines grocery bill has skyrocketed

>> No.14386833

That's going to be one thick plump shrine.

On the plus side, that Arachne seamstress will surely enjoy all that money from making larger dresses for all the Shrinemaidens to wear.

>> No.14386838

Dude who said he was gonna do a pastebin writeup for the DMM game here, guess I'm working on it right now. Should be done soon. Kinda wish we had more information to go on as yet.

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The release is next month right? Looking forward to it, seeing it's a kancolle clone it should be easy enough to play with no moon knowledge but info in advance would be great.

>> No.14386871

Yeah, I've kinda just got a barebones guide so far and I'm just translating the girls previews from the twitter account. Only thing I know for sure is it's going to have a gacha system for getting new girls unlike KanColle/TouRan. And the only reason why we know that is because the preregister bonus is rare gacha stones.

At any rate, 9/35 previews TL'd so far. This may take a little bit.

>> No.14386889

How can an object rape? A woman can rape a man, to be sure, but how can there be rape where there is no will?

>> No.14386901

>... nvm

i thought you where gonna shamalamadingdong us with the were rabbit being part of the shoggoth principal and made sentient with the help of her lilim overseer

>> No.14386910

We need more protective Nee-san monster girls.
they're protecting imouto monster girls.

>> No.14386913

I see. Where do you put the D?

>> No.14386915

>We need more protective Nee-san monster girls.
Yes we d-

>they're protecting imouto monster girls.
We are no longer niggas

>> No.14386923

What's the fucking point.

>> No.14386934
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I'd want to have my overprotective doting nee-san as my wife!

Older Sisters are wonderful and should be loved and cuddled.

>> No.14386935

I'm not fucking a Yuki-onna without wearing a warm snowsuit or having a Yeti on standby to hug my shaking body

>> No.14386942

I spelled smile so badly that it corrected itself as slime, I should just throw myself to the matango pit already.

>> No.14386944
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Onee-sans are for protecting otoutos, not imoutos.

>> No.14386950

>People hating on this
Why does everything need to have a dick involved? Can't a man enjoy seeing the family love between two sisters or a heart warming friendship once in a while?
Now this is shit.

>> No.14386953

>Now this is shit
Meme hate

>> No.14386956

Shut up faggot.

>> No.14386959

Yes they should, and cuddling up with that Jabberwork would be sublime.

>> No.14386966

I smell a yurifag hating his dick.

>> No.14386969

Should we Alp this bloody wanker?

>> No.14386970

You are entitled to your own opinion, but everyone else is also entitled to dislike it.

>> No.14386993

I don't see anything wrong with the idea, forget yuri alarmists.

And yes, taking it any day over shotashit.

>> No.14387006

>Meme hate
Bob please.
>Someone wants more variance in stories so he must be a yurifag
Every story having to revolve around romance, sex or relationships makes things extremely stale and a lot of stories end up being the same old shit because of it.

Sisters and family life? A band of monster girl mercenaries or maybe a story about a Kitsune who owns a classy bar with a monster girl only rule? Sure they might not be the best ideas but you get the point, being limited to ideas that people can slap their dicks around to or self insert in in awful.

>> No.14387011

Nah, that idea is shit.

>> No.14387019

>Why does everything need to have a dick involved?
Because dick loving nymphomaniacs i.e. Monstergirls
>Can't a man enjoy seeing the family love between two sisters or a heart warming friendship once in a while?
No, fuck off to /mpl/ or the Frozen general for that shit.

>> No.14387030

Onee-sans are for deepthroating otoutos, anon.

>> No.14387039

>Implying it isn't true.
I wasn't even talking about an onee-san giving the V to her otouto and you fag already were complaining because there was a shota in the pic.

Meme. Hate.

>> No.14387040

I will always take shota over anything with yuri undertones. We all know how those "hard" yurifags are.

>> No.14387042

Only if it involves threesome

How about no

>> No.14387048

And then the imouto is lured away and corrupted by the D and the loving Oneesan tries to take her place, tearfully enduring it all for her imouto's sake, only to be crushed and mindbroken once it's revealed that it was all the imouto's plan to make her fall to the D and be sisters in depravity?


>> No.14387054
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I wasn't even talking about /ss/ holy shit.

>> No.14387059

I'd rather a guy in his teens.

>> No.14387061

What, two sisters being protective over each other? You're social enough to know that's normal and usually kinda happens in real life, right? Or should monstergirls just not give a fuck?

>Because dick loving nymphomaniacs i.e. Monstergirls
Oh, guess that is the point. Then I wonder what's up with all the "hurr they're less then people" saltfaggotry/Order/HFY crap around.

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Of course! What Dragon is better at cuddling than a Jabberwock?

Trick question because Jabberwocks are the best cuddlers.

>> No.14387063

>Because dick loving nymphomaniacs i.e. Monstergirls
MGE is one of the few settings where this is actually the case outside of something like nukige. In most they're either outright monstrous or act like normal people. People often make the mistake that this is the MGE thread when they're monster girl threads.

>> No.14387067

No thank you.
You know exactly what you were doing with your image you cock guzzler.

>> No.14387071

Son, monstergirls don't even care about their single digit age daughterus getting dicked by strange men, in fact they welcome it. So oneesans being protective of their imoutos and keeping them from getting the D is retarded.

>> No.14387073
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Mamonomana makes everything feel better, and maybe she needs a snowsuit too

>> No.14387077

The idea is shit because of yuri undertones.

>> No.14387078

>Then I wonder what's up with all the "hurr they're less then people" saltfaggotry/Order/HFY crap around.
>/mgg/ is one person

>> No.14387082
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>You know exactly what you were doing with your image you cock guzzler
Posting a cute image about a girl protecting her otouto?

You faggots are paranoid.

>> No.14387083

>People often make the mistake that this is the MGE thread when they're monster girl threads.
>99.9% of the content we discuss isn't MGE based

Just stop. Okay? For? For the thread?

>> No.14387087

>your tsun cilhdhood friend thinks you're pedo for her little sister and tearfully offers you her body to keep you away from her sister

>> No.14387090

That works too.
Faceless man licking lips.gif

>> No.14387099

I miss Alp.

>> No.14387106

What's really retarded is believing dick is the only thing you'll ever need to protect your relative from.

And I'm assuming that how? But ya know, there have been countless cases when someone posts of MG's being socially retarded or animalistic and the next reply is
>hurr, purge material
>one-night stands only, fuck & drop

>> No.14387107
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>Superior to Shoggoth
>He doesn't want to find a large black bed, lavish and luxurious instead of his normal one
>Only to lay on it and hear the soft moans and huffs of his beloved maid as she shifts her mass to form her body out of it
>The sticky surface acting like adhesive
>He doesn't want to experience his first time not knowing where the boundary between him and his maid begins

>He doesn't want a maid who can make a Roomba out of her own body mass
>He doesn't want a maid who makes spoons and forks for you so it's like you're grappling tongues with her
>He doesn't want a maid who can freely shapeshift into whatever she wants, when she wants
>He doesn't want to lose all of his SAN points when she throws off her human-like disguise and shows you the true face of the servants of the Plateau of Leng

>> No.14387108

No you don't, fuck off.

>> No.14387109

Stupid girl
Doesn't she know this always ends in threesome

>> No.14387114

I miss less.

>> No.14387115

MGE's are actually indicated to have rather strong family ties for the most part, it's everything -outside- of the family they usually care little for. Though there are cases like slime or devil bugs.

>> No.14387117

I miss Tewi

>> No.14387118

11 girls lefts to translate and I begin if it was Crabman in charge of these characters because holy shit some of their names are dumb as shit. We have a shinigami names Desu (Death, really), a yukionna names Yuki, a Honey bee named Honey and a Mono Eye named Ai, and I'm beginning to suspect that more of these are terrible pun named that I'm just not realising just yet. When will it end.

>> No.14387120

How hard would it make you to enter your beloved childhood friend who looks at you with disdain?

>> No.14387126

Clearly, they have Piers Anthony writing their names. And if nobody knows what stupid reference I'm making I'll just go commit sudoku.

>> No.14387127

>Mono Eye named Ai

>> No.14387129

>there have been countless cases when someone posts of MG's being socially retarded
Only negative comments I've seen to this are With oomukades because they wanted to make them all NEETs
or animalistic
Not sure how you mean, but it we're talking "you're going to spend the rest of your life in my rape cave and never see the light of the sun again and be my cum pump eternally", you bet your ass that's purge tier

>> No.14387138
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I miss shitposting alp

>> No.14387143

Oh my god, look at that tanuki!

>> No.14387144
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No shitposting, only Elves.

>> No.14387151


>> No.14387153

Harder than hyperdiamonds. To have her spit on me while she rides me face to face. To have her curse and revilve while I force her to fuck in a public space and risk being caught. To promise me she'll kill me as her protests turn into sweet moans and her eyes go dead...


>> No.14387161

How long would you keep it up before accidentally or purposefully revealing that you actually liked her? Making her get your favorite haircut and change her style to fit your taste? Impregnation?

>> No.14387166
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i'd rather engage in consensual, intimate loving sex with a human girl

>> No.14387167

>Alp will never write about a depressed Leanan Sidhe who still mourns the death of her favorite author decades after his passing, but is happened upon by an aspiring novelist who slowly teaches her how to love again

I miss him too.

>> No.14387171


>> No.14387179

I would too.

>> No.14387180

>merely pretending
Sunshinefag, you're barking up the wrong tree.

>> No.14387181

>a human girl using pleasure runes
She won't be human for long.

>> No.14387184

>loving sex with a human girl

>> No.14387188

Good on ya mate.

>> No.14387189
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>with a human girl
With an elf*

>> No.14387192

Maybe he's rich.

>> No.14387198

>not having sex with humans

Reminds me of that brown chick from Fooly Cooly.

>> No.14387201


>> No.14387205

Why would you rape someone you don't love? That doesn't make any sense!

>> No.14387207
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Did someone say brown? Cause I think I heard someone say brown.

>> No.14387210

Human girls can't love you.

>> No.14387211

Brown Paladin girls where?

>> No.14387214
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>w-what's the fucking hold up? Why aren't we hugging? Need hugs. Hugs now. Don't wanna get angry, just wanna hug. Hug! Hug! HUG ME NOW! YOU WANNA DO THIS IS EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY!?

You caused this, /mgt/. You thought it was all a game with your stupid "free hugs" shit, but look what you've done. You think it's a game to Yetis? Toying with their emotions like that? This is the future you chose.

>> No.14387218

Spoken like a true monstergirl.

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I don't have to explain shit.

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Ask, and ye shall receive.
>yfw a Dark Priest saying this

>> No.14387241

>wrestling a yeti consumed with hug lust, pinning her down and hugging her from behind, half satisfied, half angry because she can't hug you back

2017 anon you're an annoying faggot but if it does happen which it won't I'll be the first to buy you a beer.

>> No.14387242


What sex position is this called?

>> No.14387246

That's an amazon though. Perfect.

>> No.14387250


>> No.14387254

Says who?

>> No.14387264

They can be trained to love you.

>> No.14387265

How is that an amazon

>> No.14387266


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cant sleep, my swords watching me.

>> No.14387274

The best.

>> No.14387276

Oh, Captain Mistag? I don't care.

>> No.14387279


Thanks. How does it feel? Say relevant to other positions.

>> No.14387280

Wonder if you could fuck their human forms without cutting your dick in half.

>> No.14387284

>implying anyone has done it
Anon, you do realize this is /jp/, right?

>> No.14387289

>how does it feel
Great if she's not fat and you have at least a six inch dick.

>> No.14387292

>hotdog a swordfu and get your dick bifurcated
I'd rather not try.

>> No.14387293


This is neo /jp/

Full of normies.

>> No.14387298

>How does it feel?
How would we know?

>> No.14387300

It's great if you're not a fatass like me. It offers a sense of intimacy that very few sex positions will. That being said if you wanted to go ham and knock your waifu up, doggy style.

>> No.14387306

>It offers a sense of intimacy that very few sex positions will.

Such as?

>> No.14387309

And I just remembered that scene from ichi the killer.

Ichi in MGE, what happens?

>Dark elf's face when she gets the full spectrum of Kakihara's masochism

>> No.14387316

I wish I could post him, but I don't want to get banned for posting pee-pees.

>> No.14387324

We don't need all those panels of dicks and fat hairy men anyway.

>> No.14387327

Here, I finished the thing. I'll go through it again when I wake up and make sure I didn't fuck anything up too bad then see about translating the extra profile stuff that's on the main site.

>> No.14387328

They'd be fine on /hbg/ though.

>> No.14387333

Its worth a shot

>> No.14387335

Do you want shitty doodles that aren't funny anymore? Because that's the best you're getting. Ever.

>> No.14387343

Why did you quit?

>> No.14387344

You know what would be nice? If the anime made use of this material and made OVAs set in the EMG-verse without being about Kimihito's chaste sluts.

>> No.14387345

I'd try making her reach orgasm with a dildo beforehand, see if it doesn't come out as several pieces when she climaxes.

>> No.14387346

>shit author nobody likes
Gee, I wonder.

>> No.14387348

Got tired of the bullying, I imagine. There's guys who everyone rushes to defend when you shitpost them, and then there's Alp who everyone rushes to pile on when you shitpost him.

>> No.14387352

Alp is dead? OH HAPPY DAY! And they say nothing good happens in weekend threads.

>> No.14387354

Brown elf is love. All elves are love. I want to have an harem with every kind of elf; brown, vanilla, silver, dark, high, snow, wood, wild, blood, space, aquatic, all of them.

>> No.14387361

Seems unlikely since it's already going off canon by giving the players the main girls, but you never know I guess. Some of the other girls might show up in OVAs/cameos in the manga. Crabman's crazy enough that I wouldn't put ti past him.

>> No.14387363

I'm rather a MON OVA. I don;t give a fuck about the main harem, but MON are great.
>shy Cyclops sniper who gets depressed over humans fearing her
>gung ho tomboy fujoshi Zombie
>girly, friendly Ogre who could rip a man in half but is way too gentle for that kind of thing. Also has massive tits. Massive tits are wonderful.
>Delicious brown shapeshifter who loves trolling
They're all so much better than the main cast, yet they're doomed to be side characters. I'd just love a FOMOFFU style show where its just the MON squad dicking around after work. pissing each other off and trying to stop Doppel's latest bullshit.

>> No.14387365

That happened during the week though.

>> No.14387368

I never bullied him though.

>> No.14387369

Alp pls don't leave. We are friends.

>> No.14387373

He's been a thread staple for almost two years. I refuse to believe he's actually dead. Alp will always come back from the dead! Perhaps this time as Peter Capaldi.

>> No.14387374

Standing by and letting bullies bully is actually worse and makes you the bad guy, that's what they taught me in school.

>> No.14387377

Alp don't go. I still have loads more ideas for you to ignore and never write about.

>> No.14387379

Go and never return, unless you de-alp.

>> No.14387382

Quitting writefagging doesn't mean he's going to leave, it just means he'll whore for attention in new ways.

>> No.14387391

I want an undead alp.

>> No.14387392

Cowgirl, missionary, etc.

Missionary and Lotus iirc are the most intimate, mainly because you can obtain eye contact with both as well as maintain close body contact. Whereas in cowgirl or doggy it's either male or female dominant and depending on if its reverse cowgirl all you really see is her ass.

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>> No.14387404

It's like Alp really is me.

>> No.14387406

But cowgirl gives you an amazing view of her tits bouncing. I imagine its the sexiest position ever.

>> No.14387408

Alp is all of us.

>> No.14387411

>>shit author nobody likes
But that applies to many writefags out there, myself included, and that doesn't stop us. It's the lack of ideas and getting burnt out that does.

>> No.14387414

Do people include you in every list of writefags they want purged?

>> No.14387420

Yes, constantly.

>> No.14387422

People only occasionally include me in lists of writefags they love, when they really should do it every time. That's almost as bad.

>> No.14387424

And that doesn't make you think?

>> No.14387426

Well, no. Not being hated is one of the benefits of being forgettable.
The way I see it only writefags who develop an ego or write about controversial things get on those lists anyway.

>> No.14387429

Fuck you, no.

>> No.14387432

You're an Alp and so am I. We are one. Resistance is futile.

>> No.14387434

I know you're probably not him, but I wish Machineanon didn't disappear up his own ass. He could have become the next Captain instead of the new Negawalker.

>> No.14387438

>He could have become the next Captain
Lol no, he was mediocre at best.

>> No.14387444

The only cock I love is my own, your argument is invalid.

>> No.14387446

I volunteer myself to stay as a male and cuddle these alps.

>> No.14387450

He wasn't the best, but he was alright. We've had worse writefags at least.
I found his Wight story was incredibly overrated, but otherwise I liked his stuff.

>> No.14387451

>loving a cock
Hahahaha! Look at this Alp and laugh!

>> No.14387460

>He wasn't the best
>he was alright
>We've had worse
Ergo mediocre.

>> No.14387465

I'm going to pretend to be retarded, aren't I just the funnest guys!??

>> No.14387468

I've seen real tumbler fujos apparently honestly claim that jerking your own dick is gay.

>> No.14387473

Anon, you're getting awfully upset. Did I strike a nerve? Do you need to go into your pink, frilly bedroom and cry to your stuffed toys?

>> No.14387477

The purge can't come soon enough.

>> No.14387480

Anon, if I took over half of what people say about my writings here at face value I'd sooner have quit this place or assumed a new name by now instead of bitching and moaning about being put on some shitposter's "purge list".

Nobody is forcing anybody to read what I write, and if you read it and hate/love it, more fucking power to you. But stop being a fucking attention whore for some goddamned sympathy Alp, because just like me you've already pissed off your fair share of people in the past and are reaping the fruit of your burdens. Now sit down, shut up, and embrace your destiny as a Succubus.

>> No.14387481

Please don't imply that stuffed toys are for fagolos.

>> No.14387489

Ones with strap-ons are.

>> No.14387495

But if nobody has anything good to say about what you write, why post it here?

>> No.14387498

My Akari-chan has no strap-on, you gaylord. Why would you even imagine something like that?

>> No.14387501

Sure? I'll try remember to, and thanks.

>> No.14387514

You're already an alp. And I'm pretty sure I can find something with her wearing a strap-on.

>> No.14387520
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Do Lava Golems have any possible magitek applications?

>> No.14387527

Where else would you go?

>> No.14387529

Quite a few monstergirls do.

>> No.14387530

Put one in a steam turbine with some water.

>> No.14387532

The Doomsday Lever. Do not pull it. Pulling the lever will cause everything beyond it to be raped by Lava.
What do you mean go? Most people who post here aren't writefags. You don't need to have some kind of super secret writefag handshake to be here.

>> No.14387554

Most of the stuff you could use them for would be better served by using the component magic behind them instead.

>Volcano proof housing (build that badass villain lair like you always wanted, tickle a dragon safely, pull the greatest witchburning prank in history)
>Radioactive tier heat without the radioactivity (toss a forever hot rock in whatever from a turbine for electricity to steam heating to a hot water heater)

But they're not really golems anyhow. They're magmamentals. Real golems by themselves have far better uses.

>> No.14387626

If you're going to be a fucking screaming jessie about where to post your stuff, either e-mail ELH directly (like he even states on the website itself, and it'd be more reliable since he's off playing Fallout 4 or some shit), post it anonymously, post it to cripple channel, lebbit, TFT, where ever the fuck.

But don't keep attention whoring because you're afraid of the half-assed opinion of people in the thread who're going to base the merit of whatever you write solely on either your ability to render prose (I mean shit, Harblador fucking spams adjectives like it's going out of style), or by name which you probably merit.

TL;DR: Post it or don't, but stop fucking whoring for attention you dirty dirty slut.

>> No.14387635

I think you're missing the point. Don't worry about it though.

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It's embarrassing if you watch!

>> No.14387663

>Harblador fucking spams adjectives like it's going out of style
He's still one of the better writers we have left. We're losing guys constantly and not getting any replacements because the threads are constantly scaring any new guys off with a huge dose of hostility.
Lately I'm finding it hard to work out what the thread likes and hates, because people who I think are good writers are ignored while guys who just post generic shit are loved. Maybe my tastes have changed subtly, but I haven't noticed.

>> No.14387666

I want to stare at a holst.

>> No.14387673


>> No.14387681

I cant remember the last time we got a new guy with a name attached.

>> No.14387684

I could give a shit less what the thread likes or hates so long as I don't dip into /d/ territory like Diaper Jub-Jubs or Pseudo-Penis Gnoll action.

I write what I write because I figure the thread's going to hate it because it's me and it's like imagining a sweet, sweet Cenobite from Hellraiser dipping her hands into my pecs.

>> No.14387692

Meh, I just do what I can and get by.
hell, I managed to get on ELH's list and im prettey sure I didn't email him, so somebody's looking at my stuff.

>> No.14387707

>Diaper Jub-Jubs
What? I definitely don't recall any stories like that.

>> No.14387708

I want to give a Wendigo a megaphone for Christmas

>> No.14387714 [SPOILER] 
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How many anons here would intentionally try to replicate monster girls via science if you had the power?

Don't be shy now, we all can potentially make human civilization ending mistakes after all.

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>> No.14387716

Then let me take your mind off it.
>Proceed to make out with the cow while fondling her ears and up her milk production and quality 1000%

>> No.14387718

>I write what I write because I figure the thread's going to hate it because it's me

But the thread loves your stuff, I'm assuming the haters are one or two shitposters. I admit your greentexts aren't my kind of thing but I can respect you have a following for some reason or another. I respect most writefags in general because I wouldn't have the balls to post my attempts on here.

>> No.14387720

>awawa's gently
>megaphone turns it into a massive AWAWAAWAWAWA
>causes avalanche
Oh my.
I'd rather not, I'm not good with science.

>> No.14387721

>How many anons here would intentionally try to replicate monster girls via science if you had the power?
Without a doubt. Humanity is a small price to pay.

>> No.14387737

We must not dabble in god's domain!

>> No.14387744

Every mention of "gnoll" gives me CoC flashbacks

>> No.14387755

God shmod.

I want my monkey bitch.

>> No.14387756
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Why not just give her a green coat and a star?

>> No.14387759

W-what happened ?

>> No.14387761

Suicide. All that online bullying finally got to the little faggot.

>> No.14387767

It was a brain fart that Quicksilver had where she'd wear diapers to contain her massive amounts of schlick juice that flows like a stream out of her fluff hole. Like, we're talking enough love juice that it's amazing she's not marinating in her own weirdness.

Just gross.

Lies and slander.

>> No.14387776

>Give a Wendigo a megaphone
>She awawa's into it
>It's so loud she startles herself and falls over
>She looks up at you with tears in her eyes awawawaing weakly
I think I'd die from the cuteness.

>> No.14387778

I mean, I'm not him but sort of that's how I imagined them too. Like, a slow steady trickle of juices that could make wearing normal clothes a messy experience. Have you ever worn even slightly wet clothes anon? It's not a fun time I tell you hwat.

>> No.14387783

Oh, I assumed you were Quicksilver. Not my kind of thing in the slightest, but the thread in general seems to like his stuff.

>> No.14387787
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Have an alp problem? Just apply heat!

>> No.14387793

>It was a brain fart that Quicksilver had
It's literally one of his fetishes. He's got some other real shitty ones that he usually knows better than to bring up. Apparently, he thought he'd gotten popular enough to try and weasel that particular one in.

>> No.14387802

Actually he said he was writing something he wasn't going to post here before he done his next story for us and some people convinced him to share it.

>> No.14387804

Quicksilver is the thing hiding under your stairs with snakes for fingers and spiders in his hair while I'm the thing hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

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>you will never share some hot cocoa with a Wendigo on Christmas day

>> No.14387806

People in the night thread were even calling him a pussy when he first brought the jub-jub idea up, but it could have been bait. My bait sensors are shit, but he definitely seemed wary of posting it.

>> No.14387807

>sadistic girl with a Geneva convention breaking weapon
I had no idea I wanted this.

>> No.14387812

>Using the "They asked me to" excuse
There's always one or two faggots who beg. Half the time they don't even care for whatever it is, they just want to see things burn.

>> No.14387815

I don't know, if you post stories in prose then I've probably actually read it. Meanwhile I'm not big on greentext, it just feels like the notes to an actual story and in a weird way I feel like I'm spoiling myself for the finished article.
>in before that guy who is my exact opposite and claims that greentext is better than prose.

>> No.14387817
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You know what this thread needs?

Hero stories!

>> No.14387822

I'm not singing along
You can't make me!

>> No.14387823

I am the clown with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone without a trace!

>> No.14387829

That guy is a fucking nut or a robot.

>Beep boop
>Insert story command
>Reference value (M229)
>End of line

>> No.14387834

I am the "who" when you call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your GOD DAMNIT

>> No.14387838

Lanternon wrote a really good one where a Hero was denied his quest from the very beginning and was raised by monsters, resulting in a personality opposite to what was originally intended for him. It is my all time favourite story on here even if the MC is a dense bastard who can't understand that some of the monsters around him are genuinely awful, and that some of the human arguments against monsters have actual merit. Also the Dark Priest was a shit.

>> No.14387841

An Ally of Justice is always needed.

>> No.14387842
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shitposting at writefags

losing writefags

complaining about losing writefags

every day saint joe, every day

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>> No.14387846

I'm with you on that. If prose really is a worse way of telling stories then why has every author in our history used it over publishing the story notes? I can't exactly speak for personal taste but it is a very strange way of seeing things.

>> No.14387851
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Imagine how nice it would be to visit the local temple, or shops and always be greeted by friendly and social MGs.

>> No.14387854

>All this memecolour hate
Get off it, it's a perfectly fine way to shit out inspiration on the spot. Sure, go back later and rewrite it into prose, but it's great for what it is.

>> No.14387857

That is why I do not write for the thread anymore.

>> No.14387859
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I prefer my winged girls to be a little dark thank you.

>> No.14387864
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>you will never be raised by a Valkyrie with a Jocasta complex

>> No.14387865

>every day saint joe, every day
Fuck you. I just sprayed coffee all over my screen.

>> No.14387867

None of my stories are worth reading last I checked. I mean I wrote a Shoggoth a while ago and the only thing people asked me was if I'd let a Nightgaunt romance me.

As if I wouldn't let her.

>> No.14387869

It is fine for the threads, but some people here act like its better than writing actual prose, and that sets off my autism something fierce.

>> No.14387873

Read again bud. We're hating on the guy who thinks it's BETTER than prose.

>> No.14387878
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I want to fuck an umbrella!

>> No.14387879

anyone got a brownskin version of that?

>> No.14387880

Ah... Bollocks.
I liked the Kitsune story the most.

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Barb can draw some delightfully thick thighs when he feels like it.

>> No.14387890

mlem mlem mlem mmmmmm

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>> No.14387893

Dunno why but you're entitled to like what you want.

>> No.14387902

You self hate more than Alp. And you shouldn't because you really aren't bad.

>> No.14387907

Hey, I only shitpost at Alp, for obvious reasons.

>> No.14387914

Well you got rid of him. Feel like a hero yet?

>> No.14387915

Self hate like that is a means by which to get attention, it tends to provoke responses like the one you just gave to help strengthen their egos.

It tends to get annoying rather fast as it tends to make people believe that they think rather poorly of themselves.

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>> No.14387923

Not until you give me my medal.

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>> No.14387928

You don't get a medal Walker.

>> No.14387932

It was probably autoerotic asphyxiation, too.

>> No.14387933

I only give Alp possible story ideas which he ignores for obvious or perhaps workload related reasons

>> No.14387935

I'd rather be strangled by a succubi, but whatever.

>> No.14387936


>> No.14387939

No good deed goes unpunished I guess...

>> No.14387940

If Trisha is so smart, why didn't she walk from the yandere horse?

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If you're so smart, how come she has your wallet?

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Would you invite them inside?

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>> No.14387948

I'm not Alpanon. I'm a less well known dead writefag. A dead writefag with a dream - a dream of being violently choked by a huge tomboy monstergirl as she rapes the shit out of me.
In the end, isn't that we all want?

>> No.14387949

of course what could go wrong.

>> No.14387951

Just the little one.

>> No.14387964

Well I guess.

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>> No.14387973

ur going to lose ur livar

>> No.14387978

My instinct is telling me that this is a trap and the older one is going to have her daughteru assault me as a rite of passage.

I'd probably ignore my instincts and invite them in for tea though.

>> No.14387979

meh I don't care anymore.

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If I was going to die I'd rather be slowly drained to death each time I released inside a succubus while she whispers reassuring words, strokes my hair and kisses me once in a while.

Probably the best way to go.

>> No.14388002

If I was going to die, I'd want to be hooked up to a Matango or two while asleep and turned vegetative-shroom man without being aware of it. That way something good would come of my body after I was gone.

>> No.14388011

Given a lot of overlap in the themes between tanuki and kitsune I like to imagine the two are bitter rivals.

>> No.14388018

>not wanting to go due to a heart complication during the night so that your waifu has to live out the rest of her days heartbroken about losing your and feeling like she should have done something to prevent it.
> tfw your waifu will never wake up in the morning for you, prepare breakfast, and call you down, becoming annoyed that you aren't coming to her, before she goes up to find you and discovers that you're not waking up ever again.
> tfw she will keep making breakfast for you for the next year

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Here's a Valkyrie Selvaria, fresh from the drawthreads.

>> No.14388021

I want to pickpocket a Cheshire, leading to a rivalry that ends in rough fucking.
The best kind of rivalries are the ones that end in rough fucking.

>> No.14388022

Oh, I didn't mean choked to death, just a frantic asphyxiation driven fuck fest where I cum and pass out from light headedness. Dying from it wouldn't be so terrible either, but I'd rather survive it

>> No.14388024

I don't see why not.

>> No.14388043

I'm not self-hating. I see people say all the time they like the Kitsune thing (which i'm assuming is the fates manipulation one) without saying what they like about it.

But you like what you like and I'm not going to act like it's a bad thing because at least you're not treating me like a dumb whore on the street corner after eating 6/8th shrooms.

>> No.14388050

Would life with a kinky succubutt really be that bad?

>> No.14388055

People really didn't like Lythalia. I can get why, but she was one of my favorites, if only because of how interesting it was to write her. It was another highlight of limited perception in my stories; Lythalia was right about everything that had to do with monsters, but because she never figured out the MC he only ever knew her to be wrong about everything.

>> No.14388064

She'd probably wrap her thighs around your head and leglock it while telling you she'll only let you go once you eat her out.
She'll let you out if it looks like you're about to suffocate, but she's going to "punish" you if you fail.

>> No.14388076

I guess, but I'm locking myself in my bedroom when I sleep.
The liver is too important to live without.

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Maybe make up for it with a gentle and understanding Dark Priest?

>> No.14388086

Just tie them up before you go to sleep anon. Come on, have some ingenuity!

>> No.14388089

we really do need a good healing Dark Priest story.

>> No.14388095


I find the idea of being drained by a Succubus kind of terrifying. When it's all said and done all that's left of you is a withered corpse that she leaves behind as she goes on to find another snack.

>> No.14388096

I'd rather be a little more subtle about the whole "please don't eat me" thing, especially if the poor things were out in the rain.

I want to help them and not be a jerk about it, but at the same time I don't want to be punished for helping them with a missing organ.

>> No.14388100

You'd need an entire suspension bridge of disbelief to be able to pull that off with a straight-written Dark Priest.

>> No.14388105

Okay, maybe just gag them then? Be sure they're tight/padlocked though, you don't want any mistakes to happen.

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>> No.14388123

See, she was my crack at that. I was briefly tempted to have a day-in-the-life side story from her POV. I still have the notes:

She wakes up from a night of suppressing his night terrors of watching his family die, goes down for breakfast. He looks stressed as hell while he's just barely forcing down delicious food, and promptly disappears again afterward. He leaves the house, looking relieved, and goes to a school full of mamono wanting his dick, and barely seems to notice they exist. Goes home, eats, and disappears for the rest of the night, trying to avoid everyone as much as possible.

She talks to her mother about whether the offer to take him to a therapist went over smoothly. Apparently he was so horrified by the idea that he all but ran out of the room when it was suggested.

Go to bed, trying to think of what else she can do. Then she feels his night terrors beginning again.

>> No.14388124

If I were going to die, I'd like to die in the arms of my wight waifu promising she'll be the first thing I see once I open my eyes again, secretly petrified that something will go terribly wrong, and she'll love me forever.

>> No.14388136

That's depressing, you're depressing, stop making me feel bad!

>> No.14388152

Wait a second, those aren't shitty Korean foxes at all are they! This is just some trick to get a couple of masochistic foxes what they want isn't it!

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Don't underestimate a Yeti's pawpads!

>> No.14388161

I think the problem the thread had with her was that even from a pro-monster perspective she was trying to force a wife onto him at the soonest possible opportunity. From a human perspective that's fucked up, especially since her target was 14. It isn't hard to see why humans in your setting dislike the monsters so much at times.

>> No.14388162

Oh no, the jig is up! They would still prefer if you forgot all about this though, they'd really like it if you could just tie them up and gag them like you were still afraid. Thanks.

>> No.14388166

So I was thinking that today I'm gonna run a real characters Waifu War. I need suggestions though.
The rules are simple, any named monstergirl from Anime, Manga, or Video Games is allowed. I need 23 + a Paladin Girl.
I'm also thinking once every two weeks is too much, I'm gonna bump it up to once every three weeks.

>> No.14388170

Oh yes, yes yes yes!
Being squeezed goldeneye style by a succubi would be so much fun.

>> No.14388174

That scene was such a good way to go. Why do fat old guys always get the best lays?

>> No.14388176

>you will never cheese a succubus by laying a shitload of proximity mines at the end of the rope bridge

>> No.14388177

Fuck off you spamming faggot.

>> No.14388179

Or maybe you could just stop it. You've got to know when to fold 'em. Even Alp did.

>> No.14388182

>I'm also thinking once every two weeks is too much, I'm gonna bump it up to once every three weeks.
You're on the right track, the entire thing is getting more and more stale with every event. Making the wars less commonplace is the best way to not tire everyone out with it.

>> No.14388191

The novel was better.
In the movie she just crushed him during foreplay, in the novel she fucked him to exhaustion and then waited until he was about to blow his load for the third or fourth time that night, making sure he was too busy cumming himself stupid to put up much resistance.

>> No.14388199

My brother bought those novels a few years back and I still haven't borrowed them. I need to step up my game.

>> No.14388204

Fucking how?
I don't use up a single fucking image.

>> No.14388208

It's just one guy who's shitting on literally everybody as of late. Writefags, 'insretMGhere'fags, you, nobody is safe.

>> No.14388213

Ah, so it's that one Salty anon then.

>> No.14388215

In all honesty, nighttime is better for this stuff.

>> No.14388216

I think he means the entire premise has been overdone by now and should be allowed to die. Remember how everyone started off loving Commercial Anon but slowly turned on him when he just kept posting the commercials over and over around three threads in with no stopping? You're a slower version of that.

>> No.14388220

Yeah, but I need suggestions so I can set it up. I'll start it at night.

Did you miss the part where I'm slowing it down even more?

>> No.14388222

>its just one guy
But look at the times in the posts.

>> No.14388225

Once a month would be better, if you really have to.

>> No.14388229

Okay then. Once a month starting next month.

>> No.14388230

No, you missed the part where I said slower version of Commercial. It doesn't matter that you're trying to space it out a bit, it matters that these started off as something fun and have become something you shit out every couple of weeks. There aren't even varied events, its all the same eight or so things that can happen to each character.

>> No.14388231

Do a poll first. See if any one really wants your content. Sometimes people just don't.

>> No.14388232

>Born in a poor family
>Priests see real potential in me
>Get assigned a Valkyrie named Aelia
>She is tall with flaming long hair
>She talks about nothing but justice and morals
>She doesn't believe strictly in the words of God
>What she wants is to maintain a balance where every people and species will be able to live in peace
>Spend years with her, training and learning how to become a hero
>Slowly fall in love but have to hide my feelings for the greater good
>Finally sent to our first mission, to purge a demon realm
>We both receive extravagant armors and swords before heading there
>Very few try to stop our invasion and we get far into the realm within a day
>Despite our efforts not to kill anyone, it still feels wrong, as if we were disrupting the inhabitant's peaceful lives
>Aelia seems troubled too, but tries her best to keep face
>A second day pass in the demon realm
>Again, we fight off monsters who were enjoying their quiet lives and weren't harming anybody
>Aelia barely talks throughout that day
>On the third day something is clearly off about her
>Her swordsmanship becomes poor, she gets hit a couple of times and whenever I question her she simply stares at me with empty eyes
>The first words she spoke were at night, to tell me she would go scout the area from above while I was asleep
>Worry about her but she would should be pretty safe in the sky
>Next morning no trace of her to be found, can't even localize her using clairvoyance
>Run all over the place shouting her name for hours on end until a meeting puts a stop to my frantic search
>A very powerful monster stands before me, she seems to be a Demon
>Tell her to go away and that I have no time to waste on a battle
>She laughs and says that Aelia won't go anywhere and that I don't need to rush
>Dash at her with all my might, grabbing her neck and pointing my sword to her
>She teleports out of my grip and comes back behind me
>For an hour I fruitlessly use every single one of my skills and spells to get a hold of her
>If I can't even detain her there is no way I could defeat her, and even if I did she holds Aelia hostage
>Surrender to her and beg that she releases Aelia in exchange for my life
>A contract forms between her fingers, she hands it to me along with a cursed pen
>She assures me that if I sign it, Aelia and I will be able to safely see each other again
>Do as she asks without hesitation, as soon as I finish writing my name on it, the contract vanishes
>The Demon grins down at me, and with a snap of her fingers Aelia appears on the ground, unconscious
>Immediately grab her and hold her tight while begging for forgiveness for the sin I just committed
>The Demon announces that she has fulfilled her part of the contract and that it is now my turn
>Gently put Aelia back down and say my goodbye to her before walking up to the Demon
>Ask her what will she do to me now that she owns me
>She strongly pushes me away, I fall near Aelia's unconscious body
>She says that the contract said nothing of the sort, and that I only have 2 things to do
>First, give up on being a hero
>Second, marry Aelia
>With those words still echoing in my head, the Demon disappears
>Tears of mixed emotions run down my cheeks
>Aelia barely opens her eyes for an instant and looking at me she says one thing:
>"it's ok" Her eyes close once again
>Cry a lot more for a few minutes before regaining my composure
>Remove my armor and plant my sword into the ground, they will remain here as the tombstone of the Hero I once was
>Carry my new wife and walk away into the horizon

This took way too long to write

>> No.14388233

Include Linkle.

>> No.14388240

I second this. I'm fed up with them, but maybe others out there still find them interesting somehow.

>> No.14388244

>This took way too long to write
It wasn't worth it.

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>Come on anon, join me in this adventure! Let us explore our bodies!

>> No.14388246

>MFW I literally cannot figure out what MGs I write best so end up overthinking it and never get anything done

>> No.14388248

That's better. Now I know you want to do good, but you need to understand that there are other things you could be doing.

>> No.14388252

Not him, but that happens sometimes. You get an idea, spend ages writing it all out, then you look back and wonder why you bothered in the first place.
I know I've done it before.

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>> No.14388259

Once a month would be better if you really have to continue these. I can't honestly see how you can make the events themselves any more than the same handful of actions the system allows, and frankly anyone can do these things if they feel like putting in the time. It isn't like a certain writefag with a story planned out, its just dumping a handful of pictures and names into a generator.

>> No.14388261

I concur. The answer is Wights.

>> No.14388265

Line 337
> Wedding Night (TARABUL)

No picture since I'm on my phone. The faggot mods banned me again.

>> No.14388267

Oh yeah, there's no doubt that she subscribed wholesale to the MG thing of sex solves everything. Even more, that was part of her religion. For them, that's just how things ought to be -- but that's true for all of them, not just her. He and his father were basically the only ones in the story who were in the "maybe he shouldn't get married just yet" camp. The rest of them were just waiting for the right time, or else trying to make it happen.

Hell, that's true even for Jen. She just happened to be on the receiving end of a lot of MC's own issues, and was simultaneously bogged down with her own.

>> No.14388269

What did you do, criminal scum?

>> No.14388276

I thought you had a pass?
I went through something similar a few years ago. Supposedly I was in the same area as a shitposting namefag called Manly Tears, and couldn't post here for about six months.

>> No.14388280

Holy shit, what are the odds.

>> No.14388283

Clear cookies, get a new IP and try again.

>> No.14388286

They can't tell the difference between dynamic IP's and proxies. This is the second proxy ban I've got now. They don't listen to the appeala either, I've suggested replacing the first dumb proxy ban with a range ban for better functionality, since I rotate beyween IPs automaticaly, but they just throw the out without comment.

>> No.14388289

>No Tower of Kharazan to hang out in
>No FeMedihv to learn under
>No Nightbane dracolich to consort with in the late hours of the night, forbidden pleasures and forbidden knowledge

>> No.14388290

>sex solves everything
Now I'm curious to see how they react once they find it doesn't actually work that way. Or maybe it does in your setting, the first person perspective complete with character bias makes it hard to know.

>> No.14388291

IP range ban stuff? The feedback section has that as a submittable issue.

Also, it's nice to have more muscle foxgirl stories.
Keep up the good work.

>> No.14388293

Something similar happened to you too?

>> No.14388294
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>You will never be part of Penis Inspection Day in the MGC School system

>> No.14388299

Oh no, I just find it funny that someone here of all places lives near that manlytears dude.

>> No.14388302


>You will never get a massage from an eel.

>> No.14388304

Oh thank god.

>> No.14388306

>Penis Inspection Day
...I want a story about this.

>> No.14388313

>You will never have a dragonewt dressed as a dragonmaid

>> No.14388314

>Penis Inspection Day
>mfw I have my Schadenfreude taunt renamed to this in TF2
>I still pop up in random people's screenshots and get kicked out of some servers for it
I stand by it fits because some of the characters point down a little when they laugh. It's like tiny penis anon's wet dream.

>> No.14388318

We're a pretty varied group.

>> No.14388319

What are the lewdest girls of each species? I'd have to say
>Dairy Breed
>Pink Slime
>Eel Race
>Regular Arachne
>Greater Devil
Imagine being the poor sap who has all those girls in his homestay.

>> No.14388322

Otter-mode Girls?

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>> No.14388328

>Yeti watches Hokuto no Ken and wants to learn Hokuto Shinken

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>Otter MG
>just a kobold whose really noise and likes to swim a lot

nah I like my Sahuagin more.

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Wights, famiglia.

AKA the best Undead, and almost all monstergirls should strive to attain Wighthood.

>> No.14388341

Undead are bad.

>> No.14388342

As much as I like Wights, eternity is too long for me, so I'm not a huge fan of undeads.

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No I mean why.

Lich, Wight, and Will-O'-The-Wisp are best undead. You will be spooked.

>> No.14388347

I guess it depends. It solves a lot of things, having a loving monster waifu. If Val had gotten married day one, it would've just been a one-off smut piece. His sisters would've moved on and found other men, and that would've been that.

For the average anon, it would probably solve all of our problems. I imagine most people here would settle down with a nice undead for eternal youth and the ability to retire immediately.

If your problem is a deep existential crisis then, no, it won't really help you. It won't solve a crushing despair that ignores the concern of others, or (immediately, anyway) solve any global concerns you might have. It certainly won't fix overpopulation.

>> No.14388348

fluffy, swimming rapists. they may have a favorite rock to play with and they're super cute, but make no mistake, they will rape you to death.

>> No.14388351

>A Wight will never slip into her old zombie mannerisms a bit when she's alone with you.
>She'll never cuddle you close and mutter about how warm you are.
Damn it.

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Undead are rad*

>> No.14388357

>Wight puts on contacts and facial mask to look like she's living
>"Is easier to to walk amongst the living like this, mi amor."
>"No buts, I will mingle with them!"
>YFW your Wight waifu is walking into the open streets wearing that form fitting dress and all the young men are almost slobbering over her
>Crazy, passionate sex in the alleyway after you're hit with a fit of jealousy
>She bites your ear lobe as you shoot into her
>Telling you she wanted to see just how impassioned you could really get

>> No.14388358

No I said bad, they're way too scary.

>> No.14388375

>You'll never have a clingy Wight waifu who calls you cute pet names in French, or German or whatever her native language is.
>She'll never get incredibly defensive of you when other noblewomen say that she's married far below what she deserves.
>She'll never cuddle with you all night while nuzzling your chest with her cheek and telling you that she loves you and doesn't care what anyone else thinks.

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Talking of undead I was having trouble sleeping the other day and ended up thinking of silly situations with monster girls, one of them was about a Jiangshi with dreams of becoming a baker.

Having stiff arms and all she couldn't really do a good job of it until she found a husband, lots of naked apron dickings to help her joints loosen up, kneading her breasts at the same time she kneads the bread and that kind of stuff.
Monsters in the town would happily buy her products knowing they were made with the love of a happy couple

>> No.14388383

Wights are top shelf waifus. Would impregnate one furiously, while nuzzling her nose in the pale moonlight

>> No.14388384

I want to give her a nice massage to loosen her up.

And a happy ending too.

>> No.14388388

Nice. Thanks anon

>> No.14388392

Hello Anons,
We at 'The Roost' have currently run into surplus of dragon welps and, as such, we are going to be holding an adoption sale with greatly reduced rates so that those...less wealthy patrons can aquire one of our girls to care for.
note that your payment will include lessons on how to properly care for your species of dragon as well as a few tools to help in cleaning.

You have 15 fun bucks to spend on a dragon, choose wisely lest you get one you aren't prepared to care for.
Do note that all of these girls are young welps, 5-6 in your human years.


Wyvern (1pt), Although I am loathe to admit it, these girls are techically a member of the draconic race, despite the lack of hands and strength. Furthermore, they lack the proper pride of a dragon! Letting humans use them as mounts, although they are a bit more prickly than most girls.
Should you so choose, I'm sure they would make an adequate mount when they are older.
>+Can be used as a mount
>+/-Not Prideful but a little abrasive on top of individual's personality
>-No hands
>-Not a true dragon.
>-Rarely able to use magic to due lack of hands shredding books.

Wurm (2pt): The so called 'earth dragons', I only consider them members of the family because of their immense strength, durability, and breath attacks.
Well, that and the ferocity with which they've been known to go after men with. Still, they are simple girls girls and can be quite 'sweet' to the men they take.
Also they are not magically adept due to their...'simple'...minds.
>+/- Ferocious when they find a man they like but sweet afterwards in addition to other traits.
>-No legs
>-Can't fly
>-Not very good with magic.

Ryu (3pts): An Asiatic species with a serpentine body like a snake's, they are less physically able than most dragons but make up for it with astounding magical prowess. Able to fly without wings (I suspect magic), they still are a bit too 'friendly' with lesser creatures, although their loyalty and devotion does them credit. Furthermore, all species seem to have a connection to rain no matter the scale color, although the method of powering it is distasteful.
>+Magically adept
>+Can fly without wings
>+/- Control over rain but requires certain acts for powering.
>+/- Too friendly for a proper dragon, on top of other attitude changes.
>-No legs.

Dragon (3pt):The standard by which all dragons are judged, we- THEY are powerful creatures with elemental breaths, great strength, the ability to fly and learn magic, and a proper, prideful demeanor that all draconic cousins should have.
It's a shame w- they can't be priced higher to reflect their perfection.

>Jabberwock (5pt): A 'unique' breed of dragon native to wonderland, they are a big of a problem child for the dragon race. Their breath is always an aphrodisiac despite the coloring, they're a bit more 'lewd' despite having the proper pride of a dragon, and their tentacles are unsightly.
They only cost so much because of Wonderland customs.
>+Draconic Pride
>+Almost as great as regular dragons
>+/-Breath is always an aphrodisiac
>Ugly tentacle mouths.
>(Skip Color select, you can pick whatever color you want but breath/attitude doesn't change)

Now that you picked the species, you must now select the color for the girl of your choice.
Do note that this is more than simply picking a favorite color, this choice also dictates the elemental association and attitude of the girl, in addition to racial norms.

Choose wisely:

White (1pt): Crude and more than a bit savage, White dragons are creatures who's power lays within the realm of ice and snow, using their freezing breath and power rather than elaborate plans to get what they want.
Finally, a life amongst ice and snow has allowed them to dig quite ablely to get goodies hidden in frozen earth.
Also, quite clingy of those they like, a boon for those weak to the summer heat.
>Savage, crude on top of normal personality
>Resistant to cold and fire bursts of it as a breath attack
>Good at digging.
>Naturally cool

Green (2pts): Natives of the forest, green dragons are one of the more common breeds. Linguistically adept, they are able to easily learn multiple languages with elvish being the most common. It's a good thing that we- they are skilled at speaking and quite good singers as well, able to verbally challenge anyone.
As an aside, it seems that a few people have had the gall to list m- their mighty species as one that breathes fire. This is not true as our species breathes acid and has an immunity to it.
Also, we enjoy swimming and are skilled due to the frequent proximity of forests to lakes and rivers.
>Linguistically skilled
>Acid breath and immunity
>Excellent singers and conversationalists.
>Good swimmers.

>> No.14388399

>no thin see through veil

It was almost perfect.

>> No.14388401

Blue (2pt): Intelligent schemers, the blue's are desert natives who gained a talent for burrowing through sands. Properly haughty for a dragon. Additionally, Blues are known to be sticklers for rules and schedules, acting akin to those desert jackals with men they favor. In fact, they take that control a step further by controling their emotions perfectly, their expressions stoic and rarely flustered.
Also able to shoot lightning, something that makes them a bit prone to static shocks, and they do enjoy long walks, although the tend to take them alone unless they, again, have a man they fancy.
>Lightning breath and immunity
>Good diggers
>Perfectly controlled emotions.

Black (2pt): Anti-social swamp dwellers, black dragons are ferocious loners who prefer to spend their days swimming rather than around other people. In fact, they even tend to be a bit standoffish with their own flesh and blood, making it little wonder that so many of them end up as street thugs, a fact that makes me regret that w- green dragons share their acidic elemental breath with them.
Paradoxially, black dragons seem to be quite charismatic despite their anti-social nature, allowing them to gather gangs of followers to engage in their acts of delinquancy. To anyone who adopts these girls, expect trouble making them into productive members of society and prepare to get yourself a pool and, if in a bind, make fun of their webbed hands and feet, they tend to be selfconcious about them.
I've also heard something about them being weak to some...'headpat' thing but I imagine that its just a rumor.
>Excellent swimmers
>Acid breath and immunity
>Difficult to deal with.

Red (3pts): THe queens of the chromatics, red dragons are firery girls who believe they are the best and let everyone know it. Stronger than other species and sporting an intense, firery breath that few can stand against, it really should come as no surprise that they act that way.
To make matters worse, reds seem to also have a natural affinity for magic which makes them twice as much of a pain to deal with. They will demand the best from themselves and you, failure will not be tolerated and a red dragon who makes a mistake will try and cover it up by shifting blame to someone else.
Unfortunately, a red dragon who makes a mistake and accepts it, or is forced to, may become inconsolible for a day, hiding in their lair atop their hoard.
>The strongest chromatics
>Magically gifted
>Fire breath and immunity
>Properly haughty for a dragon.


Brass (1pt): Whimiscal jokers that love nothing more than to get on other's nerves, they are prone to making jokes and pulling pranks, along with mindlessly chattering about nothing for hours. Desert natives, they are able to burrow throuh sand with ease, something that makes it easier for them to tease their neighbors the blue dragons.
Their breath is fire and, as such, they also have an immunity to it, frequently using it to perform tricks or play pranks. In short, imagine them like a simpler, scaled cheshire that can breathe fire, fly, but doesn't teleport.
I've also heard that they're actually more intelligent and just play the fool to make others feel at ease. I don't believe it but felt it should be mentioned.
>Good diggers
>Pranksters and jokers
>Fire breath and immunity

Bronze (2pt): Excellent swimmers that live along the coasts, bronze dragons are quite gifted monitarily, able to make a single coin into a fortune in a year. In fact, a bronze dragon can give a tanuki a run for their money when it comes to business, although the naturally high morals of the dragons prevents them from perfoming underhanded business tactics.
In fact, their ethics are so strong that they've been known to chide their own parents for mistakes made, often with a pout and hands placed upon their hips. Still, all that focus on business have caused these girls to become quite socially akward, their people skills next to useless for these lightning spitting girls.
>Good Swimmers
>Business Savy
>Lighting Breath and immunity
>High morals, slightly akward.

Silver (2pt): Old allies of the paladins, it should come as no surprise that the silver dragons are the draconic equivilent of those knights. Chivalrous, compassionate, and caring, these dragons used to spend their days fighting evil, although now it's mostly just them fighting against bullies.
It also should come as no surprise that some of these girls gain...eccentric.. personalities, claiming to be warriors of justice who dream of rescuing a prince from a tower with their ice breath and natural immunities to cold AND acid.
They're also a bunch of show offs who like to show off their superior flight skills at times.
>Ice breath, cold and acid immunity
>Good Flyers
>Caring if wierd
>Fixated on justice

>> No.14388402

>Massage a Jiang-Shi to loosen her up
>You give her a happy ending and warm her up
In her deepest, most precious spot

>> No.14388405

Copper (2pt): If brass dragons are the equivilent of cheshires, then copper dragons are two cheshires put togehter. Living soley to annoy their enemies, pull pranks on others, and wielding a wiked number of puns and jokes, nothing can be more annoying that these dragons.
They can climb walls to better angle their jokes, their ability to learn magic lets them include that in jokes, and their ability to spit acid allows them to peek in on enemies or new targets so they can be better prepared to prank.
Or spy on boys, the perverts.
>Acid breath and immunity.
>Can climb walls effortlessly
>Pranksters of an entirely new league
>Magically gifted.

Gold (3pt): If reds are the queens of chromatics then golds are the queens of metallics, although their manner of 'haughty' is much like that of a teacher, instucting their students on how to better themselves and chiding those acting improper. In fact, they are more then willing to teach those around them how to use magic, prepare for tests or, oddly enough, learn to swim, the last of which is a favorite pasttime of theirs.
Their breath is firey hot and they're immune to it in response, making fights between them and a red quite the sight to see....
Still, for all their might, nothing gets them as off guard as a confession of love, their faces going as red as their enemies and their powerful words now little more than an embressed stutter.
>Big sisters
>Immune to fire, fire breath
>Good swimmers
>Love to teach


Each dragon familiy has a bloodline associated with it that makes them stand out from others...or that's what they think at least...

Basic bloodline (0pt): A perfectly normal, and repsectable, bloodline that is the draconic normal.
>Normal Dragon Body type

Warrior Bloodline (1pt): A member of a distinguished bloodline of fighters, these dragons tend to be big girls with large frames built for fighting.
>Tall and muscular, six pack, bulging biceps, and a sizeable rear.

Sorcerer Bloodline (1pt): A member of a bloodline specializing in magic, these girls tend to be a bit shorter and thinner than normal but make up for it with an immense arcane knowledge.
>Shorter and skinny, may have glasses and a few arcane tatoos.

Breeder Bloodline (1pt): A part of a family known for its....numbers...these girls tend to be a bit 'softer' than other dragons, sporting wide hips and large breasts. Has kids easier than others.
>Chubby, large breasted and has very wide hips when older, has kids easier.

Meaningless extras:

Alternate Personality(1pt): If you have a specific personality that isn't listed, we can search to see if a dragon with the personality you described is available.

Alternate Body Type (1pt): If you have a specific body type that isn't listed then you can request we find a girl who will have that type when she's older using our magic....and assuming you don't load her up on cow cult milk.

Alternate Breath/Color (2pt): Every now and then a dragon will slip by that has a color, breath miss match. You can change the breath of the color you chose or the scale coloring of the girl. Cannot be used with Jabberwockies.

Older Girl (2/4): If you so choose, we can find you an early teen (2pt) or late teen (4pt) to take care of, typically done for those girls who have had difficulties finding families.

Undead (2pt): Having suffered an unfortunate accident at a young age, this dragon is now a (ugh) cuddle hungry zombie whose scales are gray and who's breath is now an phrodisiac in addition to it's normal breath. Can go wight when she finds a husband at which point she will revet to a mix of the zombie personality and her origional one.

Schooling (1pt): Should you so choose, we can train the girl you select into a specific skill, ranging from combat skills to, ugh, maid work. For each single skill you choose (cooking, cleaning, fighting, magic) you pay one point.

As always, we thank you for your patronage and would love to hear about who you adopted.

>> No.14388417

Simplify this shit next time.

>> No.14388419

Good lord, I already don't read these if they take up a full post with the new word limit but god damn.

>> No.14388423

Gimme a Chubby Red Sorcerer Jabberwock.

>> No.14388424

>those subtle heart pupils

>> No.14388425

>ugh, maid work
Don't you denigrate maids, faggot.

>> No.14388437

Five more points to spend should you so choose.

Yeah, I probably went a little overboard with this.

Dragons should not be maids!
Should not!

>> No.14388443

I think KC said that members of the Succubus family can become wight versions of themselves.

So that means

>Wight Fairies, Wight Lilims, Wight Titanias, Wight Kejourous, etc.

>> No.14388448
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>Demon Wights

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>Wight Titanias, Wight Kejourous
Oh my, that sounds lovely.

>> No.14388462

You gon need to cite that shit.

>> No.14388464

All this Wight talk makes me want to see what stories we have of them

>> No.14388466

>Warrior bloodline
>Older girl (late teen)
>Schooling (wrestling, brewing beer and cooking)
This dragon's going to be more of a bro to hang out with than a daughteru and that's just fine. dicking a red dragon with her fair share of muscles and waking up to breakfast in bed sounds great.

>> No.14388467

I'll add schooling in combat, lewdness, economics, basic schooling, and one point into the mystery box school.

>> No.14388474

I'll take the red undead warrior Wurm! I'll cuddle the fuck out of her.

>> No.14388481

>Wight Lilim
That's just unfair, they have enough powers as it is.
>Wight Alice
Cutest undead ever, would be her Onii-chan
>Wight Kunoichi
Having no breath would be a huge advantage for an assassin, that's kind of scary.

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>not mentioned in the list of writefags that everyone hates
>but not mentioned in what people consider good writefags
Well, it's something. Have a Lamia.

>> No.14388488

Are you going to tell a Dragon what she can and can't be?

>> No.14388493


That's a nice Lamia though.

>> No.14388498

>Not wanting a submissive Jabberwock maid
She'd be a natural at it, Jabberwocks already get weak at the knees and start sucking when a guy whips his dick out.

>> No.14388507

Poor taste. Loving dom Onnesans are the way to go.

>> No.14388509
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Mediocre and proud.

Here, have a Ryu.

>> No.14388510
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What if...you asked a Monster Girl to cosplay as another Monster Girl?

Like a Kobold to wear cat ears or a Dragon to pretend to be a Lizardgirl oh wait, they already do that.

>> No.14388520

Dragons are too proud to be maids!

You mad man!

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>> No.14388525

I mean not like kids or halloween.

More like a kink.

>> No.14388546


>A kejourou with pale skin and red eyes
>Instead of (or addition to) the usual ghostly claws, her hair can touch a humans soul
>Their hair also gains a ghostly after-trail that follows the hairs movement, making the Kejourou's already mesmerizing hair even more so.

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I want to ask a serious Anubis to dress as a Apsara and do an exotic dance.

Just imagining her awkward movements blushing does funny things to my heart.

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I like this idea, and I'm not even into Kejourou.

>> No.14388566

>awkward movements blushing
Where did that "and" go?

Point still stands though, I have a thing for strict and serious girls being completely unsure when doing something fun for a change.

>> No.14388570

>Jabberwock (5pt)
>Breeder Bloodline (1pt)
>Late teen (4pt)
>Schooling for Fighting (1pt) and Magic (1pt)
12 pts and 3 left over that I assume can be put to getting her some Hathor Milk and Wonderland Cake. Side note

>Lewd as a negative
>"Ugly tentacle mouths"
wow rude

>> No.14388571 [SPOILER] 
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>That one brave anon who asks a Pharoah to dress as an Apophis

I know he exists, he has to!

>> No.14388586

>wish to sniff a sweaty Wyvern tomboy's used spats.
I find this a very, very agreeable idea.

>> No.14388601

Fat, lonely ryu is better.

Assuming we're talking low tier girls.

>> No.14388619

I'd like a fat lonely Ryu.

Though a Chubwock NEET is fine too.

>> No.14388626
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>Ask your waifu Apophis to dress as a Pharaoh
>She acts offended and storms off
>The next day you pass her room and hear her humming a happy tune in the bedroom
>You take a peak and see her posing in front of the mirror while wearing an authentic Pharaoh outfit
>Before you have time to fully appreciate the sight before you there's a loud knock at the door
>You open it and on your doorstep is your Pharaoh neighbour, angry to the point of tears and wearing nothing but a towel
>It turns out your cosplay suggestion inspired your waifu to steal all of her clothes
>You love her but being married to an Apophis can be complicated at times

>> No.14388628

What you don't want is for the otouto to get too dependent on his onee-san, such that when you start dating her, he goes yandere, and tries to NTR you by raping her.

God what a weird H-manga. I swear it's the only thing I've read that actually presented rape as legitimately harmful.

>> No.14388635

You are a man of agreeable taste. A big sister figure to hold me close would be sublime.

>> No.14388638

>Dragon (3)
>Red (3)
>Breeder Bloodline (1)
>Alternate Personality (Cuddlebug, Heavy Dere Himedere, Love Freak) (1)
>Late Teen (4)
>Schooling (Cooking) (1)
>Schooling (Wife Training) (1)
>Schooling (Maid Training) (1)
I'm going to get my son a girlfriend if it's the last thing I do!

>> No.14388645

Your 'son'.
Totally not you

>> No.14388646

Eh, I'm sure that the onee-san's friends are already fighting to see who can keep him and win the onee-san's approval.

>> No.14388647

>being married to an Apophis can be complicated at times
Speaking of, Abossphis when.

>> No.14388654

Are you telling me you wouldn't set up your son with a cute Himedere maid?
What kind of father are you?

>> No.14388656
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Onee-san Monster Girls are perfection given female form.

>> No.14388666
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>Himedere maid

>> No.14388673
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They're my favorite kind of MG.

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>> No.14388688

I mean >>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%22nonny%22+%22purple%22

>> No.14388690

>Not wanting a haughty yet caring maid who puffs out her chest when you praise her and then shyly demands headpats.
When you were 16 you probably would've loved her.
Plus she's got a body built for making babies, and a strong desire for cuddles.

>> No.14388707

But anon all women have bodies built for making babies.

>> No.14388716

Abossphis was nice. But what part of her was best? Her borderline-chuni personality? Her dominant nature? Her plump body and snakepubes?

>> No.14388727

Well that is true, but hers especially.

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>> No.14388731

Geothermal Heating?

>> No.14388737

I'll go with "All of the above".
Also the fact that she was cute as hell.

>> No.14388753

I want to cuddle with a yetipire on her throne. Seated hugs are the best.

>> No.14388757

Praise be to Medusae, Raptors, Lightweights, Blacks, Sharks, Smalls, Cyclopses, Jiang-Shi, Trolls, Wyverns, Dullahans and Kobolds!

>> No.14388759

Seconded. Also how she made you want to feel sorry for her even if she was a bit of a cunt.

>> No.14388771

Why would you feel sorry for her? She's the powerful and mighty rival to the great Pharaoh, and plotting her downfall as we speak! Someone as tough, cunning, graceful, successful, and cool as her has nothing to feel sorry for!

>> No.14388784

>Wyvern (1)
>Blue (3)
>Sorcerer Bloodline (4)
>Additional magical schooling (5)
A Wyvern that acts akin to an Anubis? Let the wife husbandry commence.

>> No.14388792

>ryu 3
>bronze 2
>sorcerer 1
>alt. personality (a little more chill) 1
>late teen 4
>school: cooking, singing 2
>alt colour: deep blue 2

and now I have to continue living a life in which this person does not exist. Th-thanks.

We're not so different, you and I.

>> No.14388794

Shoots lightning.

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>I want to ask a serious Anubis to dress as a Apsara and do an exotic dance.
You and me both anon. You and me both.

>> No.14388801

You're welcome.

>> No.14388802

>Tomboy Wyvern
Anon get out with your shit taste.

>> No.14388812

Shame there's no 3D Anubis model, plenty of guys on pixiv and tumblr who take animation commissions.

>> No.14388814

Himederes are love.

>> No.14388821

I like himederes acting like himederes.

>> No.14388822

Shame I don't really know Japanese. Or how to get in contact with the one guy who's made models for Holstaur, Merrow, Kraken, Goblin and others.

If I could I'd totally ask him if he's any thoughts on doing Anubis.

>> No.14388858

Pudgy haughty girls are always cute as hell.

The real question is do you dick your chuni chubby boss?

>> No.14388861

Do I get a bonus for it?

>> No.14388868

That they are.
Imagine having a Himedere dragon maid who insists on sleeping in your bed every night and then presses your face against her chest while cuddling you and murmuring about how you're her precious treasure in her sleep.
Are you implying Maids can't be Himedere anon? Where's your imagination?
Plus I really wanted to see how pissed that dragon running the roost would get.

>> No.14388870

No. It's done on your time.

>> No.14388875

Depends, will she give me headpats and cuddle me afterwards?
Will there be tongue?
Does she have the usual endurance of a Lamia?
Will she make an honest man out of me?

>> No.14388890

Oh I like this.

But does she have the hime laugh?

>> No.14388896

I'm using my free time to offer her services. She could at least compensate me.

>> No.14388903

Of course. What kind of Himedere can't pull off a nice "Oh-ho-ho" laugh?
She also has a cute and soft giggle that she rarely uses. And only if you're close to her.
It's the kind of sound that just melts your heart.

>> No.14388912

Of course.
She'll awkwardly propose marriage as some "promotion". O-Of course she's doing you a favor here marrying you, so you'd best accept it! You don't want her pouting and crying when her awkward marriage attempt fails, do you?

She has a coupon for 15% at Denny's for one Grand Slammich, is that good enough? Come on, help a girl out. Being in the business of trying to make a Pharaoh's life miserable is rough.

>> No.14388929

That will only get her foreplay. Maybe penetration if she asks nicely.

>> No.14388932
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Swiggity swoogity

>> No.14388934

Oh come on, you're not gonna make your haughty grape boss beg are you?

>> No.14388935

She's getting a kiss on the lips and a few extra hours of dicking.
I'll chug an endurance potion if I have to, she needs to know that I'm not kidding when I accept her proposal.

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Yuki-onna are cute.

>> No.14388939

I'm sticking it in that booty and going at it till her cumflated belly is lifting her off that towel

>> No.14388941


>> No.14388943

As said previously i want to fuck the cold out of winter

>> No.14388945

I'll make it my life's mission to hear her giggle as many times as I can.

>> No.14388965

One thing that always bothered me is what happens if shit gets seriously fucked, and I can no longer afford to have a maid?

I couldn't tell her she's fired without breaking down crying.

>> No.14388990

She uses all the money she saved up from working for you to hire you as a Butler

Problem solved

>> No.14388998

She mostly does it when she's happy.
Don't be surprised or offended if the first time you hear it is during your first time with her. She's not laughing at you, she's laughing because she's so happy her first time is with someone she loves so much.

She doesn't care about money anon, she'll stick with you through thick and thin as long as she can stay by your side.
Besides, she's rich as fuck. If everything goes wrong she can just take you to live at her house.
She became your maid for two reasons. One, she was lonely up at her old house, and two because she loves you.

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I'm melting that booty

>> No.14389011

Suck her tits, they're full of ice cream.

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you posted this image literally the second I was posting a long-ass text post with the same image, when I clicked to view the duplicate file, my browser crashed and I lost everything I typed.

Fuck you.

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Love you too Anon

>> No.14389040

>east-asian art styles draw their east-asian girls as white
bullshit, you guys are just WACIST

>> No.14389045

That monoeye has clearly forgotten her place.

>> No.14389053

I keep having a same story haunt me about monoeyes like you wouldn't believe mi famiglia

>> No.14389054
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A monoeye's place is beside her husband, as a dutiful wife

>> No.14389061

>A monoeye's place is the trash can

>> No.14389064

It's dying barren and alone like the garbage she is.

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>> No.14389071
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Why do people say these things?

>> No.14389078

Monoeyes are ugly and stinky! They can't get boys so all they do is whine online!

>> No.14389081

She sounds literally perfect.

>> No.14389089

that's false anon

>> No.14389111

Cute oni, would drink with and get taken advantage of by.

>> No.14389113

>you will never ascend to godhood with your oni waifu
my chest hurts guys

>> No.14389120

Much too fat
Diet time

>> No.14389133

She's the kind of maid who would wait for you on your bed in sexy lingerie or wake you up with a blowjob if she noticed you were getting pent up. She'd cook you your favorite meal or cuddle you in a wing cocoon while stroking your hair if she noticed you were down. She'd laugh at all of your jokes, listen to you dutifully when you talk, and give you a goodbye kiss on the cheek when you go to work.
Not because she's your maid.
But because you're her most precious treasure, and she loves you with all her heart.
And if you marry her, she's going to want at least a dozen babies, because she's a dragon from a very rich family, and when she does something, she goes all in.
It'd be a wild ride on the night of your honeymoon.

>> No.14389141


So what you're saying is you want to fuck a Yuki-onna to the point where she'll be exhausted; moaning how she feels like she's going to melt?

>> No.14389145

Anon you've made me sad that I will never experience this. Also

>wake you up with a blowjob if she noticed you were getting pent up

Aw yeah, she's getting the favor returned for sure.

>> No.14389165

fuck, I love this picture.

>> No.14389170

>Monoeye going through her chuuni phase sulks in her back row-window seat during class, secretly listening to this on her MP3 player


>"So true...this is like, MY SONG ...damn, what messed up world this is is..." she smiles in the evil way your average chuuni would

>a cute boy comes up from behind her "Why are you listening to that? Do you like Radiohead? You realize Thom Yorke hates that song, right? Have you listened to the KIng of Limbs? That's my favorite album. Have you heard they have a new album coming out soon?"

>> No.14389174

Neither of those would work, shes like half a foot tall.

>> No.14389177

She'd probably be super haughty while giving the blowjob too, smirking slightly and looking at you with half-lidded eyes while her head bobs up and down, slowly gaining speed until you burst inside her mouth. And she'd keep going if you wanted her to, maybe even stick your dick between her breasts.
If you were to return the favor by eating her out though, she'd be very flustered. She'd make all kinds of cute noises, and eventually leglock your head while moaning your name as you lick her pussy.
She'd be blushing like mad after you finish her off, but she'd still ask you if you could do it again some time.

>> No.14389182

>A maid that helps you get back on your feet when times are tough, possibly by hiring you as a butler.
She is getting the best ring money can buy when the fiasco is over. I couldn't ask for a better woman in my life.

>> No.14389185

But it's not finished yet!

>> No.14389187

You get a monster waifu of your choice.
She is your:

Childhood friend

All familial connection can have whatever meaning you want for them (adopted, step, blood related, etc)

Please choose your top 3 and rank them.

>> No.14389194

>Thom Yorke hates that song
I do too, it gets old after a while.

>> No.14389195

1. Onee-san
2. Boss
3. Teacher

Can we find some way to mix them all together?

>> No.14389199

So...working as a teacher's aid for your big sister?

>> No.14389200

Sure! But you have to do it yourself.
Accepting responses in the form of a short greentext.

>> No.14389202

>(3): Cheshire Cat Childhood Friend
>(2): Lilim Onee-San (Adoptive)
>(1): Hellhound Childhood Friend

>> No.14389203

OK Computer > Amnesiac > Kid A > In Rainbows > King of Limbs > The Bends > Hail to the Thief > Pablo Honey

>> No.14389207

>listening to radiohead
>at all
wow so many plebs today

>> No.14389215

>mfw trying to imagine how a blood related monstergirl onee-san would work
At least Gauf used Wonderlands time fuckery to his advantage for that Jabberwock story.

>> No.14389216

>1. Lizardman Teacher
>2. Werewolf Onee-san
>3. Cockatrice Childhood friend

>> No.14389217

You have pretty patrician taste.

King of Limbs is a hard listen and a departure from their previous stuff but it deserves to be high on your list, then it'd be perfect.

>> No.14389218

1) Onee-san (Blood)
2) Aunt (Blood) / Mother (Adopted)
3) Teacher

>> No.14389223
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>He doesn't like Thommy Yorke and the Radio Heads

the only pleb here is you.

>> No.14389224

Of all the things to be elitist about, music is the worst.

>> No.14389227

Yep, that's the good stuff.

>> No.14389228

That one specific song showed up on my pandora station a lot. I never really liked it and started to hate it after repeated plays.

>> No.14389234

adopted Demon mother who is also my boss
>she tries to set me up with the cute girls in marketing
>never take the opportunities
>my demon mom must never know that I actually love her!

>> No.14389236
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I like it! Getting to hang out with her, drink coffee, work my hardest to impress her with lesson plans, helping her out whenever possible, always diligently taking note of anything she says, then going home to cuddle and be happy

Man, this made me realize the next best thing to being a house husband: Working under your waifu and being a loyal worker for her!

>> No.14389244

Lich as a skeleton is out of place here. The other two monstergirls are dressing up as more powerful/naturally magical monstergirls, but the lich is downgrading instead.

>> No.14389246

Well that gives new meaning to the word tongue tied

>> No.14389247

It's a hypothetical scenario, you don't have to play by MGE rules.

>> No.14389251
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1. Mother (Adoptive, raised me to be her husband)
2. Onee-san (Blood related, although I can't imagine how it works if she's older)
3. Childhood friend (Arranged marriage)

>> No.14389252

a wurm wrote this

>> No.14389262

>she wants "to see what it's like being a peasant"
>while you just want her to be your slave for a weekend
>so you can make daughterus

>> No.14389265

Good taste

>> No.14389266
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>> No.14389267

1. Classmate (Preferably College or University Level)
2. Childhood Friend (Because I'm a sucker for it)
3. Student

>> No.14389269

Well, King of Limbs is by no means bad or unpleasant to listen to. It just has some really tough stuff to compete with in my opinion.

>> No.14389272

I wonder if Monoeyes would have a species-wide phobia of optometrists. I mean, she gets flustered enough when I look her in the eye, a complete stranger paying so much attention to it must be too much!

>> No.14389285

1. Student (Something taboo yet pure about taking an innocent student and then falling in love with each other and eventually marrying)
2. Onee-san (NBR)
3. Classmate (I like the thought of having school as a sort of bonding time especially with all the hijinks like school trips and what not.)

>> No.14389286

Is she all professional at work but motherly at home? Or is she motherly at work too?

Would you pretend to have nightmares as an excuse to crawl into bed with her and cuddle all night?

>> No.14389291

I like Electronic stuff more so that undoubtedly skews my opinions.

>> No.14389292


>> No.14389297

I'd assume Non Blood Related.

>> No.14389301


>> No.14389302

non-blood related

>> No.14389303

So can other species of monsters join the fallen church? Can a dark priestess leave it?

>> No.14389305

Standard term for incestuous couplings and the bane of many an incest-fag.

>> No.14389306

>tfw no yandere Kejourous waifu

>> No.14389310

>So can other species of monsters join the fallen church?

>Can a dark priestess leave it?
I doubt they want to

>> No.14389311

Why would you not want a blood related onee-san monster girl? It makes everything all the more closer with her. inb4 muh incest, mamono mana

>> No.14389312

>she's professional at work until you two are alone
>then she gets all cuddly
>she still wants you to talk to that nice Jinko receptionist though

>> No.14389314

1. Onee-san by 1-2 years, not by much but enough to pull the "I'm older" card. Blood and adopted are both fine.
2. Childhood friend of the bro kind, think Kaoru from Amagami SS if you've ever seen it.
3. Stranger. Seems boring sure but being swept off my feet by a nice monster girl I've never met would be nice

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>Why would you not want a blood related onee-san monster girl?

>> No.14389320

>she still wants you to talk to that nice Jinko receptionist though
Time to start dropping hints. And you need to cuddle back, so she gets the message.

>> No.14389324

>The fallen church goes through a bunch of splits as time goes on
>different denominations dedicated to certain species
>Different denominations dedicated to specific fetishes
>the butts vs boobs discussion essentially turned into the great schism

>> No.14389325

They stink! You stink!

>> No.14389328

1. Classmate
2. Childhood friend
3. Boss

>> No.14389333

Your epic reaction image doesn't answer the question. You'll never be close to your onee-san like that.

Blood related is best.

>> No.14389336


>> No.14389337

Literally what does her being Blood Related change except giving you a massive stigma and causing you relationship to become illegal?

>> No.14389342

I didn't the read the (not), I thought you were saying that NBR onee-sans were better.

>> No.14389343

stink like the love you'll never know, you mentally-ill girl wannabe freak.

>> No.14389349

>Have Wyvern half-sister
>You two grow up together, doing everything
>Even sharing your first time when you two hit puberty
>Father waits until you're older to tell you that you've been fucking your blood related sister ala Z-Ton style
>End up fighting him and his wife in a mid-air Dragoon battle
>He's riding his wife in the traditional Dragon way, on top
>You tell your waifu to clasp onto your shoulder plates and drop you form above
>Dive bomb him and his steed
>You end up in a melee with him, beating the tar out of each other
>GO BEYOND in the traditional shounen fashion, your raging Qi boner popping your armor off
>Punch him so hard, so profoundly that you knock him onto the ground on his back
>He's staring at you, blank expression, Wyvern waifu is going "yare yare"
>Oneesan is worrying about Dad
>"My Son... remember this..."
>"Our line has always Dragooned with strength and honor... But... The truest victory my son..."

>> No.14389361
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I love Miia!

>> No.14389365

He's not wrong.

>> No.14389375

>every time you tell her that you 'like older women' she gets all flustered
>still tries to set you up with younger women so that 'you don't become warped'

>> No.14389377


>yandere Kejourou

Once you get coiled in her hair she'll never let you go


>> No.14389385

Do you love Miia enough to eat her pop tarts?

>> No.14389393

I had an idea for a Kejourou with yandere tendencies who always has to be touching you with her hair to feel secure. If it's not a full body cocoon, then it's at least just a thin bracelet of hair that follows you around the house.

>> No.14389404
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I want to impregnate and older Kitsune, even after she tells me that I'm 'warped'.

>> No.14389407

>"Ahhh, you just don't get it, mother," you say as you hug her from behind and idly stroke those magnificent hips.
>"I just can't see the charm in a flighty young thing like that. I need a more level-headed, experienced woman. One with more of a motherly nature, you know?"

>> No.14389425

>Story of Anon seducing his CC demon boss and adoptive mother
Didn't know I wanted until now

>> No.14389428
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I would even eat here home cooked meal

>> No.14389433

This. This is great.

>> No.14389436


>> No.14389453

I'm loving this. Mothers are best.

Mothers, Onee-san, Childhood friend

>> No.14389483

1. Daughter
2. Onee-san
3. Childhood friend

>> No.14389493

>Species: Dragon (3pt)
>Color: Gold (3pt)
>Bloodline: Sorcerer (1pt)
>Alternate Personality (1pt): Hopeful romantic/high school sweetheart. Likes to read books, especially ones with at least some sort of romance plot or side-plot (personality added to normal gold dragon personality).
>Alternate Body Type (1pt): Still proportionally well-endowed, both in front and back
>Older Girl: Late teen (4pt)
>Schooling (2pt): Maid work; specifically, enough training such that I may eventually get to to tolerate/enjoy being subservient.
Fuck yeah, such a beautiful thought.

>> No.14389506

Is being dense the only way to survive in MGC? I mean, dense anon is doing fine for now.

>> No.14389507

>oh wait, they already do that.
my nigga

>> No.14389513

Just get a girlfriend dude its not that bad.

>> No.14389515


It's all headcanon but that's roughly how I imagine how some Kejourou are like. If you see a Kejourou out on a date with her husband you would certainly see him walking closely next to her while having a good amount of hair around his hands, arms, shoulders and so on.

If you just met one for the first time then it'd depend on how assertive she is. She might not want to try touching you with her hair out of fear of scaring you off or she might try to tempt you into touching her hair or her. Then as time goes on and she likes you more she would get more bold and would try to wrap something like one of your fingers in her hair, maybe quickly withdrawing it if you noticed and pointed it out.

>> No.14389519

But what if I want to be alone.

>> No.14389524

would you leave work early to set up a nice dinner and bath for her?
on a full moon night?

>> No.14389529

You gotta be just dense enough. If you're too dense, then your gravitational field will start attracting them.

>> No.14389531
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No, he would just get raped

filthy slutboy is totally asking for it

>> No.14389534

Of course, I'll even offer to scrub her back and wash her hair.

>> No.14389537
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You have 3 days.

3 Days.

Three Days.

Tree Days.

>> No.14389538

>he would just get raped
But he didn't. He has been able to avoid mermaid rape, manticore rape and oni rape as far as I remember.

>> No.14389539

This, and every post of yours, is absolutely golden.

>> No.14389547
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One of them will eventually get him

>> No.14389549

>"B-but I'm your mother! I'm way too old for you!"
>"Well... if you insist... but I can't be held responsible for what might happen!"

>> No.14389558

>they all gang up on him
>he still doesn't know what they mean
>by day two all he knows is that he's gonna be a daddy soon

>> No.14389562

Just marry a dourmouse then, they'll be asleep so often you wont even notice them. Or just get some random monster with the same shut in personality you have.

>> No.14389566

Gold Ryu w/ a breeder bloodline; Late teen (if not mature), with knowledge on science, literature, magic, and culinary arts.

>> No.14389569
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they just know his childlike heart will make him a great dad

and they wanna slurp that semen

>> No.14389570

>Now now, mother. It's just a perfectly normal family bonding moment. Nothing wrong with it.
>Just some nice family bathing.
>Just an innocent, soapy massage.
>Some perfectly platonic insemination.
>Normal, loving family skinship and cuddles.
>All totally appropriate.

>> No.14389574
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>Tio will never abduct you for a night of cuddle sex.

>> No.14389577

>his childlike heart
Maybe what he needs is a Titania

>> No.14389582


>TFW No broken pelvis

>> No.14389584
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I drew a Wight. Do not steal.

>> No.14389585

Congratulations! You've now been promoted from office worker and Demon moms 'personal' assistant to Demon moms husband!

>> No.14389586

I'ma steal it

>> No.14389589

Then finish it so I can love it even more!

>> No.14389591


>> No.14389593

No, it will be rape, it will not stop, three days.

Three Days.

Get out of the swamp.

>> No.14389596

nice anon could you do demon mom from these short greentexts?

>> No.14389597

Sorry, I'll just have to steal that delicious cold piece of clammy meat.

>> No.14389599

No promises

>> No.14389603

I don't want to steal it
>I want to lick her thighs

>> No.14389607


>> No.14389611
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Monorus? Her face looks a bit different from your other ones.

Also, nice work. It's nice to see more Wight artwork.

>> No.14389617

This Wight is cute!

>> No.14389619

Somebody already seems to have nabbed her underwear though.

>> No.14389631
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I wonder if a demon would get worried if I just sign her contract without reading it?

>> No.14389639
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What games would you play with a Titania?

Hard mode: No lewd things

>> No.14389642

hide and seek?

>> No.14389644

A couple
The quiet game
The lets balance our checkbooks game
The eat your broccoli game
Dark souls co op

>> No.14389646

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn.

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>> No.14389666
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Blushing magical cadavers are cute.

>> No.14389668

no games.
I dont believe in faries

>> No.14389671

>I dont believe in faries
Do you want to make her sad?

>> No.14389678

don't be rude anon!

>> No.14389681

Its not like if she was real she knows who I am
I'll forget her and she will forget me

>> No.14389683

>The Demon chuckles to herself as she slides the contract across the table, knowing he has to sign despite the unfair terms
>"Now if you'll just si-"
>"I signed it, was I not supposed to?"
>"Y-you don't want to read it?"
>"Why? I trust you."
>All the wind has left her sails and now she kind of feels bad

>> No.14389692

I'd probably go for the simpler outdoor games like catch and frisbee.
And when we're done, we'll play the cuddling game when we get inside.

>> No.14389707

how does she blush with no circulation?

>> No.14389711

Monster mojo.

>> No.14389713

At night time we will play "old soldier"
tell each other long winded stories, last one to say awake wins.

>> No.14389719

Watch out for those cute kobold girls butting into your frisbee game, they just can't resist.

>> No.14389733

why is it called old soldier?

>> No.14389738

We need more Wight stories.

>> No.14389745


Monster Hunter

>> No.14389748
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>> No.14389762

It's based on the stereotype that War vets bore there children to sleep

>> No.14389769

You are not alone in this my friend.

>> No.14389770

Oh dear, I might be in love

>> No.14389799

The Joys of Stretching is just the warm up for hide and seek games

>> No.14389821
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>tfw it's already 23 here and my birthday and I'm still alone without a vampire waifu to make the day a little better

>> No.14389827
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>> No.14389829

Go away.

>> No.14389830

What are you lookin' at, shorty?

>> No.14389831

Just ignore it, and maybe it'll leave us alone.

>> No.14389835

hello, how are you?

how about a fairy doing cute things if your up for it?

>> No.14389837

Haohai is a fatty

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>> No.14389844

I need a wurm with a stonking HUGE pair of titties to bury my face in

>> No.14389848

The moms dialog is terrible. Is english not your first language?

>> No.14389852

Bourbon please leave.

>> No.14389857

Fuck off

>> No.14389859

I want to play a ttrpg game with a group of monsters and watch it slowly devolve into magical realm.

>> No.14389863

I want Bourbon and Bollocks to fuck off with trap cat.

>> No.14389864

Draw anon fishing for sharks with a Wurm as bait

>> No.14389866

hey .less you're a cool guy and I like where your art's been going lately.

>> No.14389877

Gonna draw a Pharaoh for us?

>> No.14389879

Draw a yandere kiki please.
Or just Yandere anything.
I need my fix

>> No.14389884

Way too cute.

>> No.14389890

>implying they know how to do anything without ERP

>> No.14389911

What a weird but cute creature. What does it eat? inb4 cocks

>> No.14389916

It actually does.

>> No.14389917

Maid Ryu

>> No.14389922

Mono, do you still not take actual requests? I miss it.

>> No.14389923

>Implying they won't just give male players extra benefits
It's no fun when you can steam roll and get favors.

where's that pastebin with monster girl pathfinder races.

>> No.14389924
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Elves with guns.

>> No.14389929



>> No.14389933

That's an elf I wouldn't mind trapping in my dungeon and then cumflating before her friends as she ahegoes.

>> No.14389935

It starts in magical realm and slowly devolves into a regular story.
Also they're all playing buff men in chain speedos because that's their fetish.

>> No.14389936


Harpies with sniper rifles.

>> No.14389943
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Demon girls with large guns

>> No.14389948

Sounds like something out of Castlevania

>> No.14389952

So very, very cuuuuute!

>> No.14389954

Hey thats a gross generalization. Some of them like innocent shotas, some of them like shy dudes in glasses, some of them like handsome noble heroes.

>> No.14389959

I'm going to buy that Wight a parfait for being so cute.

>> No.14389967

>Sitting down at the table with That Girl.
>Have to listen to her explain how she's completely validated in creating a 900 year old magical boy shota because he was blessed by some ancient god.
>She goes on to create homoerotic undertones with the Fabio-esque shining hero of the party played by an overweight Succubus.
>Do your best to play the game properly as the DM throws dildo pit traps and giant throbbing everything your way.
>Surprisingly a lot of fun.

>> No.14389976

I think my jubjub would have an easier time just using a super soaker

>> No.14389983
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I don't recall there being any gun toting Harpies in the Castlevania games.

>> No.14389990


well there is that one enemy in some games that clings to walls who uses one and shouts "I SEE YOU" or something like that.

>> No.14389992

My mistake. The one I was thinking of (Amalaric Sniper/Sniper of Goth) was a bow-wielding angel, not a harpy.

>> No.14389995

I want to lock a slutty succubus in my rape dungeon and use her as a daki whenever I'm feeling down.
I want to never give her the D.
I want to feed her consecrated 1% milk instead of semen.
I want to tell her I'll give her the D but only after she marries me in a proper ceremony at that nice church down the street.
I want to reverse corrupt her into an angel.

>> No.14389996

>tfw you will never desperately try and keep your composure as one of the girls rubs you with her feet under the table.

>> No.14390001

You absolute madman.
I like it.

>> No.14390004
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Yep, that's the Lerajie.

Which also makes me realize we need more Ars Goetia themed monstergirl species.

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>> No.14390019
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I really like Demon and Titty Fairy.
I can't decide why, they just seem nice.
Best new monsters.

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The closest thing I can conjure to a Barbatos girl is this.

>> No.14390024

They're onee-san tier.

>> No.14390025

>Got rock hard earlier
>Rock hard again for no particular reason

That feel when no waifu

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>not posting an actual mecha musume Barbatos

>> No.14390029

What's this from?

>> No.14390034

Shame only RS does them well

>> No.14390035

I didn't even realize such a thing had been made already. In hindsight, silly, because they always do. But Atra as adorable little animals was fresh in my head after the cat-girl pic posted last thread, so...

Also, why the hell do mecha musume so often emulate the "Butt Wings" trait? Like I've seen a Sinanju girl with her boosters on her lower back, and now this Barbatos has her thruster/equipment pack on her butt too. Why?

>> No.14390036

As I already said in another thread they have the best bodies on the entire encyclopedia and top tier personalities. I would marry any of them or both, because bigamy is nice too and they look like a good combo.

>> No.14390038

Yes, that is very true. That manticore is indeed holding a tailpussy.

>> No.14390043

Karen best girl.

>> No.14390061
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Shomin Sample

>> No.14390067

I'll think about it.

Neat, my edit.

>> No.14390068

>Alps with guns

Can we just go back to playing Halo and not shoot people for real? That just breaks my heart.

>> No.14390080

>Neat, my edit.
Neat, I never figured it was you that gave that Linkle some much needed facial reconstruction.

>> No.14390081


>One of the 72 demons of the Goetia. He is a duke with many faces that change constantly. He holds a heavy book in his right hand which has the thoughts of all living beings, past, present and future, written in a language only he can read.

>A leader of the Grigori, angels that descended to earth to watch over mankind. They lusted after beautiful human women, making them their wives, and taught the humans forbidden knowledge, angering God. Azazel had knowledge of weapons and cosmetics. Men soon learned how to fight, and women learned to be promiscuous."

>"A fallen angel who is Beelzebub`s personal chief of cuisine. He has authority over temptation through delicacies and food. Before he fell, he was a principality that guarded the Tree of Life in the Garden of Eden. He is said to have been worshiped by Sennacherib, king of Assyria. But because tens of thousands of Sennacherib`s followers were slaughtered overnight by an angel of God, Nisroc forsook God. He then rebelled alongside Lucifer and was cast down. After becoming chief of cuisine of the lords of Hell, he is said to cook dishes with the fruits of the Tree of Life to this day."

Yeah you could certainly make some interesting MGs from Goetia demons.

>> No.14390085

Seems these threads would be better off without writefags talking about themselves anonymously, tirelessly massaging their egos.

>> No.14390086

He only did that one from his first big story, right?
She was well written but she wasn't 'good'. She was worst girl by a country mile. If you consider that a good Manticore then I'm glad she's the only one.

>> No.14390097

I can already imagine what a race of Nisroc girls might look like.

>> No.14390105
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would you hold a manticore's tailpussy

>> No.14390106

I'm pretty sure there's only like...5 or 6 guys that possibly do that.
I'm glad to be one of the ones that isn't mentioned much, people won't shitpost about me if they don't discuss me at all and I'm fine with that.

>> No.14390112

I want to give a massage to a manticore's tailpussy!

>> No.14390147

>Can't stop fapping

What monstergirl could exorcise the succubus that's currently possessing my dick?

>> No.14390154


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I want to stick my dick in a tailpussy!

>> No.14390179

I want to completely ignore a manticore's tailpussy because it's gross and boring.
I want to go straight for the vagina and ignore her protests about how it isn't ready yet.

>> No.14390200

Eeew! Tailpussies are slimy and gross! Plus, poop comes from there!

>> No.14390207

Nasty. Manticores are gross.

>> No.14390215

>Plus, poop comes from there!

>> No.14390217

I thought she was alright. A little bitchy, but had all the reason in the world to be.

But when I think good manticores I mostly think of the reverse gloryhole story.

>> No.14390241


Should they have butt cheeks? Should they have assholes between those butt cheeks?

>> No.14390246

What's your explanation then, hmmm? Just a whole extra hole? I don't think so anon, anatomy can only go so far. Manticore-chan will never ever admit to it, but her tailpussy is most definitely her anus. I mean, look at the thing. It looks like an extension of intestines, no? That's what your bumhole is too, an extension of your intestines. It's just been evolved and molded by mamono mana. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>> No.14390250

Slap a wurm's titties.

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>> No.14390255

Yes. Then they have snake cloacas that do all the dirty work on their snakey bits.
For all his faults, I think Quicksilver explained it rather well for my tastes.

>> No.14390258

You're genuinely retarded, anon.

I do know you've tried to push this before.

>> No.14390259

So Gazer and I got into the Overwatch beta. She keeps forcing me to play a tank while she heals. I'm not quite set on the game yet but Gazer is: "It's gonna be great!" she says. She pre-ordered the collector's edition. She won't stop nagging me to get it so that "we can play together on launch.

Why is she such a Blizzdrone, lads?

>> No.14390261

>Should they have buttcheeks?
I like to think their butt cheeks are another pair of back muscles that go into the snake parts.

>Should they have assholes between those butt cheeks?

>> No.14390264

No way, alps love Airsoft too! You can't make her stop!

>> No.14390268

No and No. They should have hips though.
They should have a vagina for sex in the normal spot and a cloaca for everything else down on their tails.

>> No.14390269

She wants the D you nitwit.

>> No.14390272

If Lamias don't have buttholes then why do we have Shirihebi?

>> No.14390278

Oh, as long as it's airsoft.

What monstergirls would the cast of Sabagebu be?

>> No.14390283

The D what? "D.Va" the character in Overwatch? Yeah, no duh, I'm basically forced to play as her since she's Gazer's favorite tanking character.

>> No.14390284

Just saying, I love your Noire "Eat Shit" picture
Seriously one of the best things

>> No.14390285

She wasn't alright. She was a lot bitchy and had no legitimate reason to be. Everybody has bad shit happen to them, it isn't an excuse to act like a cunt to everybody you meet. That's all opinion though, you do you.

Don't think I read reverse gloryhole, though it sounds familiar.

>> No.14390292

I think you're taking that fellow way too seriously, friend.

All finnish rape elves.

>> No.14390295

I don't know man, maybe just hold her down and kiss her or something? Just trust me, I want to see what happens.

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>> No.14390299

Hey everyone! Gather around for another episode of "Dense Anon"!
This episode, we'll find out if he's dense enough to collapse into a black hole!

>> No.14390305

What's that thing on her horn? God, Monoeyes are a bunch of dummies.

>> No.14390314

>favorite sex act is face sitting
>favorite MG is Golem
Life is ruff

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>> No.14390318

If you were into Manticores you could do facesitting and cowgirl at the same time.

>> No.14390322

I want to go around MGC, putting Bugles chips on monster girl's horns.

>> No.14390325

looks like a bugle
>tfw not bullying horned monstergirls with delicious bugles

>> No.14390347

What monster girl would King Arthur be?

>> No.14390351

Lizardman, you uncultured swine.

>> No.14390357


>> No.14390359
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What price would you be willing to pay for a tailjob from Satan-tan?

>> No.14390361

No, he'd be a Dragon. He's Arthur Pendragon.

>> No.14390363

What price would she be willing to pay for bigger tits?

>> No.14390365

I don't know anon, she looks pretty red to me. I think it's a scam.

>> No.14390366

Molest the Lizard

>> No.14390368

>I haven't watched Shomin Sample
>I don't get GETS

>> No.14390371
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No. I'm on the path of the righteous!

>> No.14390381

So since I've decided to only do Waifu Wars once a month now, should I wait for next week or should we do it tonight?
Because if it's tonight I still need 21 named waifus and a Paladin girl.

>> No.14390383

You're not welcome here, go away.

>> No.14390387

>righteous people get to molest oppai lolis
Oh shit. I'm the most righteous motherfucker on the planet, just trust me on this one.

>> No.14390391

Actually, she'd be an alp

>> No.14390392

I say next week man

>> No.14390395

A half-dragon alp

>> No.14390398

Lizard Karen

>> No.14390410

Yeah, next week sounds good. Especially since that salty shit is here.
From now on, it's only the last sunday of the month.

I meant monstergirls from anime, manga, and video games who are named.
Linkle and Tio are already on the list.

>> No.14390412

So I did but she just got all flustered and blushed while saying something like "l-l-lets g-get back to the g-game."

what did she mean by this?

>> No.14390416

I'll be Mei to her D.Va

>> No.14390420

Break your hands as a result.

>> No.14390429

>your crowning accomplishment is a moosegirl
>She doesn't even notice until a harpy lands on her back and starts nibbling on her horns

>> No.14390432

In that case, Vriska Serket

>> No.14390435


I want a Kobold to give me advice!

(and a werewolf to give me encouraging speeches)

>> No.14390437

Don't let her brush you off bro, ask her why she's all flustered. Don't be a fag.

>> No.14390444

Hanging out with couragewolf-chan would give you the biggest balls ever. And she'd still drain them daily, without a lick of fear about the things your giant incubus penis could do to her vagina and anal cavity.

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>> No.14390457

After getting drained that often, you'd damn well become one.

>> No.14390465

fuck off, alp.

>> No.14390468

she said it was "Because it was distracting me from the game...t-that's it."

you never know with these monoeyes.

>> No.14390471

Aliens are not monstergirls.

>> No.14390473
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Shame there aren't any pictures of her suitably monster-y.

>> No.14390474

I would rather die than become incubus trash.

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>> No.14390490
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You saying this isn't a monster girl?

>> No.14390499

We go over this every fucking time, fuck off to /x/ you faggot.

>> No.14390506

I think he was talking about traditional MGE monster girls.
If you think about it, having extraterrestrial monster girls would either:
a) Not make any sense
b) Be extremely horrifying

a) because as far as I know, all of these shenanigans are happening on Earth alone, and b) because then there would be no escape from them, even when fucking off from Earth.

>> No.14390510

Just ignore him anon. He just can't accept the idea that given definitions of "Alien" could fall under MGs, and/or vice versa. He stirs up a bitch-fit about it every time.

>> No.14390515

>Wanting to escape the MGs
Fuck that. I want to find a Not!Egypt planet out there in space populated by cute Jackal Girls.

>> No.14390519

Let me be clearer, the character you suggested was neither Anime, nor Manga, nor Video games.
Anon, he was trying to get a Homestuck character into the Waifu War.

>> No.14390527

Oh. Well, that's different.

Aliens can be MGs.
But Homestuck is just pointless shit.

>> No.14390528

But for each one there would be a bitchy and useless pharaoh! And they'd all be married to their work! No way, I want to crawl into a pit of khepri and make my own green demon realm. Maybe shack up with a sandworm and adventure inna desert.

>> No.14390532

Well, obviously planet Not!Egypt would have the whole gambit of Desert-type girls.

I just only really care about the cute Jackal Girls.

>> No.14390543

>the whole gambit
>Including ghirties
Goddammit, why'd you have to go and remind me? The worst thing I had in mind was the pharaon, and she's not THAT bad. ghirtablilu are like the spiders of the fuckin' desert.

>> No.14390554

>You will never bang a Monoeye Kitsune

Why even live?

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anubutts in space

>> No.14390577

I want to cumflate the pharoah before she has to meet with the other nobles of the kingdom.

>> No.14390587

She'll get you back for that.

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>> No.14390595

Enjoy her using you as her dickthrone as punishment until you're overstimulated and begging her to stop.

>> No.14390609

Unlike other Anon I love the sound of this.

Praise the righteous and may they recieve oppai blessings.

>> No.14390611

She can try.

Oh, so she wants to keep it going during the meeting?
Dirty girl...I'll need to take another does of manticore venom to keep her going.

>> No.14390624

I don't think you understand. This is after the meeting when she's recovered. You'll be shackled to her throne and teased for hours until she decides you've had enough.

>> No.14390626

My ultimate dream. Love it.


>> No.14390629

>Unlike other Anon
The fag has been spamming his 'I'd rather die than be an incubus' shit for months now. He wants attention. Just ignore him like maus posting and chubby alp sempai.

>> No.14390630


>> No.14390635

>not the Andrew W.K version

>> No.14390640

Very good, the both of you.

>> No.14390642

That new Dungeon Meshi chapter...


>> No.14390651

She can bring it on.
It's the perfect challenge!

Just getting me ready for when I strike again before She meets her parents.

>> No.14390653

Now that's just mean.

>> No.14390655

How to cause a shotgun wedding without actually knocking a girl up.

>> No.14390669
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>After touring MGC all day, you eventually decide to head home
>Deciding to take a shortcut you start cruising through a alley
>Only to find an older CC Spider Lady inhabiting it
>She eyes you up quickly and says
>"Welcome to my parlor..."
>Then goes back to drinking her decaf coffee, one eye still affixed on you

What shall you do Mr. Anon?

>> No.14390674

How much is she paying?

>> No.14390675

Bid her good day and take the long way home. Things could have gone worse.

>> No.14390691

Turn my ass around and take the long way home, after apologizing for intruding.
It's the polite thing to do.

>> No.14390698

You act like her mother won't reminisce
on the days when she and the dad used to do that.

Just as planned.

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>> No.14390736

Ask if she want to talk for a while.
Keep an eye on where her webbings are

>> No.14390743

>Classy CC spider lady living in an alley
Shit, that's sad. I wonder if she lost her job, or got swindled out of her inheritance or something.

Ask her if she wants to crash at my place till she gets back on her feet.

>> No.14390748

Jesus, look at the size of her ears.

>> No.14390749

Wurm titties are soft as clouds, just don't slap any part of a wurm with muscle or scales.

>> No.14390791

Time for a nap.

>> No.14390806

Do a 360 and moonwalk away, I don't have time for spiders.

>> No.14390851

Excuse myself.

>> No.14390861

>>"Welcome to my parlor..."

"You ever wonder why people are scared of spiders, this is why, you walking stereotype!"

>> No.14390867

>"Welcome to my parlor..."
Is she an obsessive brown Arachne?

>> No.14390874

She was trying to impress you by being dramatic.

>> No.14390875

This. I've got a spare bedroom she can use until she gets back on her feet.

>> No.14390894
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I want to tease a Jinko with a laser pointer.

>> No.14390897

>You will never bully a Monoeye Wyvern

Why even live?

>> No.14390901

>She thought if she was chuuni enough I'd like her more
Wrong brand of chuu, dear.

The giant monoeye dragon tears would be delicious.

>> No.14390905

Not gonna lie, she sounds like she'd look pretty weird. Too weird.

>> No.14390916

>see jinko on street and pull out laser pointer
>she tries to act all cool but can't help her tail moving around and her steely blue eyes from following
>soon she's on all fours, swiping her paws at the dot while her muscular behind is pointed in the air
>she gets a glimpse of you snickering and collects herself, blushing
>makes a beeline to you and picks you up by your collar, carrying you off to her place for revenge hatefucking
>RIP in Peace pelvis

>> No.14390920

>Being extra stern with your little monoeye daughter, bullying and teasing her, but cuddling her and reading her stories each night

If you don't do your part to ensure the next generation of Monoeyes have self-confidence issues and are easily embarrassed, you've failed as a parent.

>> No.14390923
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Worth it.

>> No.14390925

A true patrician right here. Even better if you dick her too.

>> No.14390926

Are the stories about heroes vanquishing evil monoeyes? Would you make sure she always plays the bad guy on her playdates with the rambunctious little boy next door?

>> No.14390928

I'll do my part my taking her out for her birthday then leaving her and never coming back.

>> No.14390937
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I read her good stories.

But if she acts out, I only read her stories with monoeyes getting punished, like The Odyssey.

Polyphema would be a GoAT monoeye daughteru name

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>Polyphema would be a GoAT monoeye daughteru name
Do you want the poor kid to get bullied for most of her life?

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>> No.14390947

>Do you want the poor kid to get bullied for most of her life?
Have you not been following the conversation? YES. It worked for her mother, it'll work great for her.

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You aren't good company.

>> No.14390970
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All of you were found naked in the morning covered in sexual fluids and webbing.

These 3 get to walk away.

Robot Devil made a deal with this guy which panned out how it usually does and is now spending his life as an Alp.

Well done gentleman.

>> No.14390973

Without company like us the world's monoeyes wouldn't be as supremely bullyable as they are now. You're goddamn welcome, you ingrate.

>> No.14390979

Somethings are meant to be. Water is wet, fire is hot, and monoeyes should never be happy.

>> No.14390984

Damn it, if I knew the robot devil was involved...

>> No.14390988

I still get paid, right?

>> No.14391006

Armed with my lucky hat and wooden sword. no monster shall claim me!

I shall be known as the Oak blade paladin!

>> No.14391012

What's the hat made out of?

>> No.14391013

>"Dad, why'd you give me such a weird name?"
>"Why? Why? I dunno kiddo, your mom and I just liked it. A spin on the name of a classic Cyclops, you know?"
>"Y-Yeah, a male cyclops, a villian too. One who gets his eye gored with a red-hot stake, one who lives alone in a cave with some sheep. Why not just like, Linda, or Ann or something?"
>"Well you're a moneye right, our little monoeye, what'd be the point of giving you a generic human name like that?"
>"It's not a "Human Name" it's just a name, all the other girls at school: Elves, Hellhounds, Wurms, Kikimori have normal names, why not me?"
>"Maybe their parents don't love them as much? I'm sure you'll grow to love your name as you get older!"
>"Y-Y-Yeah, I bet..."

>> No.14391018

He wasn't up until the point you didn't answer the original question that was posed and decided to ask one in return instead.

Yes. In rape dollars. Which you can spend at any registered MGC Rapeseller for things like "Get out of rape cards" that are officially recognized by MGC citizens.


>> No.14391023

No one knows, not even me
it does feel like silk though

>> No.14391024

If he asks another question will he reverse-alp or double-alp?

>> No.14391025

>"Get out of rape cards"
Is that like a coffee punch card? Get raped ten times and the eleventh one you get to duck?

Would you make "friends" with that ushi down the street who double punches your card for you every time?

>> No.14391036

that sounds like a Starting equipment run.

>> No.14391053

He can't ask anymore questions because her mouth will be too busy.

No it's more of a Monopoly styled card but monsters can return them to stores for stuff like food, clothing, and very broad ect.

It's why that rich Ushi down the street has a necklace that progressively gains more cards as the week goes on before giving them to charity.

>> No.14391084

I found this out today.
>space doesn't have gravity to weigh down and restrict breasts, resulting in plumper chests
>zero-g bloodflow would allow for better, plumper thighs
>less dense bones and greater overall height

If humans live in space, our women would become toned venusian goddesses naturally. Imagine the effects of this on MGs.

>> No.14391092

>Unrestricted zero-g bloodflow
Does this mean your dick gets massive and won't go limp? If so, succubi would fund the space program just to get at endless sex with huge dicks.

>> No.14391093

Stupid sexy Newtypes.

>> No.14391095

Problem is it turns you to glass. Bones are brittle and fragile if you reduce the density.
You wouldn't be able to fuck her because you would shatter her on the first thrust.

>> No.14391096

mamano mana

>> No.14391099

Not to mention the eventual atrophy of muscles if you don't exercise them often enough while in space, as you don't have to use them nearly as much in zero-g environments,

>> No.14391102

Only if they kept up a regular fitness schedule. Which, y'know, they should.

Because if you don't...well, you've seen WALL-E.

>> No.14391104

This is why we need mass effect bras. Apply gravity to the body, but keep the breasts weightless.

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>> No.14391131

That's kinda what I implied by "toned".


>> No.14391181
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I want to engage in FILTH with a dragon!

>> No.14391184 [SPOILER] 
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Come home, and find your wife trying on one of your shirts...
How do you react?

>> No.14391188

On that day, Polly resolved to not tell people her full name.

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Molest the fox.

>> No.14391198

>Uncensored handholding
Jesus christ anon.
You and I are brothers.

Yeah, no. That's coming off her right now.
Don't want to ruin it when I fuck her until we're both senseless.

>> No.14391233

Marathon paizuri.

>> No.14391250

Molest her while she's wearing my shirt. I:'m undoing a button and coming in her tits at least once then pounding into her and watching the tails (both on the shirt and on her back) bounce. she's just confirmed once again that she's got great taste.

>> No.14391256
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Beako-chan is cute!
I want to cuddle Beako-chan!

>> No.14391264


Dick the demons.

>> No.14391273 [SPOILER] 
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I want to fuck a cute human boy.

>> No.14391283

Monster girls! Monster girls are in the monster girl thread!

>> No.14391291

Where is this from?

>> No.14391299

Just as a warning there's a fair bit of stuff that's unmentionable in these threads there and some of his animations are broken thanks to tumblr being shit but they work on his hentaifoundry.

>> No.14391304

I like a lot of the guy's work. Some of it delves too far into furry, but a lot of it's really good. He's also got a running web comic about an abused Dark Elf.

>> No.14391305

I want to go over to a Unicorn's house after school and listen to her Slayer albums with her.

>> No.14391307
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Are lolipires the pinnacle of human accomplishment?

>> No.14391308

>no qt succubutt to go on joyrides in your car across the countryside with
This is why modern monstergirls need to be a thing.

>> No.14391312
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I prefer blonde, but, yes.

>> No.14391323
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I prefer sisters

>> No.14391325

>Feeding the lolipire
>Suddenly smoke alarm goes off
>You get up to go shut it up
>Lolipire hangs onto your neck like a lamprey the whole time
>Even when you get your dinner that is now burned out of the oven
>She complains how you ruined HER meal

>> No.14391333
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>No vampire waifu voiced by Aoi Yuuki
It hurts to live. Krul is boner fuel.

>> No.14391340

I want to be raised by a lolipire Onee-san who does her best to ara ara and act motherly around me, and ignores it when I pat her on the head and call her a good girl.

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>> No.14391356


>> No.14391358

I'm going to be very upset if this isn't part of a much longer clip.

>> No.14391365

Those models are pretty ugly.

>> No.14391366

>Krul will never step on your balls
Why live?

>> No.14391381

Is that Dante? Are two of them bathing? What's that girl on the left doing?

>> No.14391391

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead perform less than sane science.
Like mixing a kitsune and a gazer.

Or a dragon and a kobold.

Or an alice with an ogre.

>> No.14391402

Tell me the results of these fusions.

>> No.14391404

What about a Yuki-onna and a thunderbird?

>> No.14391423

Pulling your innocent, young, pure, and new kikimora maid into your bed and raping her, taking her virginity after she came into your room to wish you "goodnight."

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>> No.14391435
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Something like this?

>> No.14391438

I disagree. Keep it more complex. You seem to rarely post these kinds of things anyway. No one is getting hurt from a large block of (interresting) text once in a while.

>> No.14391461
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Reminder to love all gods, big and small!

>> No.14391469
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>> No.14391476

I want to rape a maid!

>> No.14391479

I'd like to visit the temple of Hathor. Or Eros and see the Apsara dance.

>> No.14391480

>Fully dressed Kumiho in the background doing nothing.
Better than expected.

>> No.14391482

Saying goodnight to the innocent, young, pure, new Kikimora maid and not laying a hand on her!

Having the innocent, young, pure, new Kikimora maid clean the cum-stained sheets after I spend all night fucking the mistress!

>> No.14391484

How small we talking here? Any that need a single follower? I could use a very helpful fox god to carry around on my shoulders and worship nightly.

>> No.14391489

Lots and lots of small gods who need someone to believe in them about, anon.

>> No.14391491

It doesn't work like that.

>> No.14391512

I want to marry a gold digging woman and have her mistreat me, as my kikimora maid can only watch. Then I'll ask my maid if theres' anyway I can improve my relationship, sine it' obvious my fault my wife is so distant. I want sex with the wife to be rare and lifeless, so I'm not sexually satisfied but deal with it for the sake of my marriage.

>> No.14391518
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There's a mighty predator about!

>> No.14391528

Just get a giant flyswatter.

>> No.14391530

What's the tail grasper for?

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>> No.14391550

>implying you wouldn't cum all over her downy pubes

>> No.14391561

Seen better 3D.


>> No.14391565

Pubes are so fucking great. Nice, soft, bushy pubes, I love pubes!

>> No.14391572

I bet you'd get a naked lap pillow from your maid and snuggle her pubes, you sicko!

>> No.14391575

I'd rather have a plump mistress with a nice bush and in her naked lap pilloe I'd lay my head and snuggle her pubes!

Normal pubes > Meido's feather pubes

>> No.14391577
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I need to know if I can fuck the highlighted areas.

>> No.14391579

But that's wrong. Feather pubes are second best pubes.

>> No.14391580

Rub on for sure, probs not penetrate any of them though.

>> No.14391585

Which are the best then?

>> No.14391587

What are the best pubes?

>> No.14391590
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Not even this one? It looks penetrable. I'm pretty sure I can get my dick in there.

>> No.14391592

Shog tentacle pubes

>> No.14391593

You're going to find yourself in the ER sitting next to all the manticores with their tailpussies stuck in boxes that their husband's dicks are stuck in.

>> No.14391595


Hairy Pubes only

>> No.14391596 [SPOILER] 
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Wife slime, best pubes

>> No.14391598

But tentacle pubes can fondle your balls while you cum to help you impregnate your waifu.

>> No.14391603

I just remembered, no one ever did a photo edit to give that Chubwock pubes did they? That's a shame.

We need more pube Monster Girl images. Like the Tanuki one.

>> No.14391604
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>> No.14391605

I want an Akaname to help me pop all my zits!

>> No.14391606

What a nice Snake!

What would your daughteru be like?

>> No.14391607

She has no pubes, go away.

>> No.14391608

I only like pubes in my lewd art when you are seeing them through a negligee or no-pan babydoll. Or see-through panties combined with stockings and garterbelt.

>> No.14391610

Why does no one ever complain about Miia-fag and his unending declarations about his waifu?
I'm not complaining myself per-se; just curious. Normally people can take any excuse to complain about anything here.

>> No.14391611

Leave her alone, man. She's a snek, it's a miracle she has any hair at all.

>> No.14391612

Actually https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/d/image/1447/29/1447294409843.png

Warning: Lewd image.

>> No.14391616

Because I don't find him particularly annoying?
And he brings us new snek art.

>> No.14391617

Monster waifus is kind of the premise of these threads.

>> No.14391618

Who wants to come between a man and his waifu? You want to tell the other waifufags here to fuck off?

Besides, he posts new content here occasionally. Any of the waifufags who deliver us new content are A-OK in my book.

I don't which waifufag is my favorite though.

>> No.14391620

He's an inspiration to us all.

>> No.14391623

I don't like it creeping up her belly like that, makes it look like a dude's beer-gut.

>> No.14391624

a shit!

>> No.14391629

Oh, i forgot to mention i had to scale it down because it's too big for 4's size limet

full res here

>> No.14391631
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You are all thoroughly average citizens, undeserving of any but the most common monsters.
Enjoy your government-issued Succuslut.

>> No.14391632

>getting sounded by your waifu's pubes

>> No.14391636

No. That it not where I was going with that. Please leave me out of your masochistic fantasies.

>> No.14391639

That's a devil tho.

>> No.14391640

But I'm special!

>> No.14391643

Just a little one.

>> No.14391645
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>they make a nice onahole above her pussy
>you put it in there and let her worm one inside you
>you get sandwiched with every thrust
>she secretly reroutes her womb to connect to the soundpube
>when you cum it goes inside and down into her womb
>you thought you were having safe sex but she pulled a fast one on you
Goddamn I fucking love Abominations. They're just so good.

>> No.14391646
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Yeap. Just look at how small those silly head wings are.

>> No.14391647
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I happen to love Succubutts.

>> No.14391648

Could be worse, hope she likes video games and building models.

>> No.14391650

Well, at least she won't shed everywhere.

>> No.14391652

If I ask her nicely will she pretend to be an alp for me?

>> No.14391653

I love absolutely ever single thing about this image. Unf.

>> No.14391658

Thanks Obama.

>> No.14391667

>government issued welfare waifus

If only.

>> No.14391671

Dear diary: the ass was phat.

>> No.14391672

That guy does cute stuff too.
The bark is way too cute.

>> No.14391681

More where that came from.

>> No.14391683

Can a monster waifu restore my enjoyment of life? I have toxic family on all sides and feel like I'm going through the motions most days. Is there a threshold where snek hugs are not enough?

>> No.14391695
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>being content with a second-rate waifu
>someone that's just kinda boring and likes video games and watching netflix
>not tsun, not yan, no exciting interests or eccentric personality traits
>a succubutt with an unremarkable body and plain-cute at best face
>sorta bad in bed, about on par with fapping with an onahole
Is this really the future you desire?

>> No.14391700
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She could kidnap you and take you back to her cave where you'll never have to deal with your family again.

Lamia hugs and her loving dedication would soon make you forget.

>> No.14391701

>blank slate

>> No.14391703

Pram is perfection, white hair and black sclera get me every time.

>> No.14391704

That wouldn't restore my enjoyment of life! It would be kidnapping and isolation. What I meant was repairing a smile that has been in need of protection for years.

>> No.14391709
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>I have toxic family on all sides


>> No.14391718
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Sounds like someone needs a loving big sister Dragon! Why coil hugs when you can have Wing Cocoons!

>> No.14391724

Oh goddammit I want one.

>> No.14391727
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Wing cocoons are nice and all

but lamia hugs are infinitely superior

>> No.14391728

>white hair and black sclera get me every time
This. I'd like her to be spooky too, with glowing eyes and we'd do it in the dark.

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>> No.14391741
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>not wanting your snake waifu to stick her tail in your ass and make you cum like a girl


>> No.14391742
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Lamia hugs are nice, but where are the big meaty claws to protect your smile? The wings to envelope you in a tight hug? The strength, power, and abilities to protect your smile?

Onee-san Dragons are the ultimate in healing!

>> No.14391745

What makes my smile worth protecting?

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Lamias are around 700 pounds of pure sensitive muscle, that's more than enough power for me.
They're long enough to completely wrap every part of my body in their soft and tender embrace.
Able to regulate the pressure of their hug in different places to bring you maximum comfort.

also is this jabberfag, because i feel like we've had this conversation before

>> No.14391757

>enjoying getting constricted by your anacondafu
M guys pls go

>> No.14391765

>Lamias are around 700 pounds of pure sensitive muscle
>Marry a Lamia
>Even though she's small for her species, she's still almost 400 pounds
>Really sensitive about her weight

>> No.14391769
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I want my waifu to force herself on me!

>> No.14391771

If I told my Lamia waifu how I felt and she told me I had a Lamia on all sides before hugging me, I would never let her go. A purer form of love doesn't exist outside of other MGs.

It would be too awkward if I had a Jabberwock big sister! She'd find my hentai and notice that I get hard whenever she pushes her chest against me.

You have to beat a dragon in combat before she'll protect you. If not for that, I would tell a dragon all of my problems and watch as they vanished the next day. She would be more beautiful than any treasure in the world.

Could she give me a massage by coiling around me and constricting her muscles?

>> No.14391775

Would you cry and never forgive her?

>> No.14391784
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I would make her take responsibility

>> No.14391786
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The fact a Dragon Girl owns your smile of course! You're hers, why would she want something of hers hurt? Just that simple fact means she'll always love you, protect you, and care for you. Nothing will harm you as long as she's got you.

What better feeling is there than being a Dragon's treasure? A Wurm's crown gem? A Ryu's personal Shrine? A Jabberwock's prince? There's a certain amount of joy and fulfillment that comes from when a girl loves you to such a point.

Disregard tentacle propaganda. Shut it down.

A Dragon can be strong too, and can also wrap you in her own embrace! Imagine a nice cool winter night, the glow of the TV and a warm lamp illuminating the room. The Jabberwock wraps her arms around your neck, pulling you towards her grasp. Her legs wrap around you too, pinning you to her warm body. Her tail slowly wraps itself around you, he wings envelope you, and the two tentacle mouths rest in your lap, like cats. Everything is warm, and you're firmly stuck in her grasp. And right then, she starts whispering words in your ear about how much she loves you. How special you are, and how you're hers and hers alone. Everything is peaceful as you fall asleep in her embrace.

And yeah I think we've talked about this before. Not that I'll ever turn down a chance to repeat how wonderful the embrace of a Wock is.

>It would be too awkward if I had a Jabberwock big sister! She'd find my hentai and notice that I get hard whenever she pushes her chest against me.
Just as Big Sisters should treat their otoutos!

>> No.14391789

But she's a flithy rapist!

>> No.14391791

But what makes me prince materiel?

>> No.14391792
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But she's going to be MY filthy rapist!

>> No.14391793

How do I get a Jabberwock big sister to tease me and ask why I'm getting so hard? I'm an only child.

>> No.14391795

She's just going to hurt you again.

>> No.14391799
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I deserve it

>> No.14391800

Having to marry the victim is a very common traditional punishment for rape. It seems like a lot of monsters would take advantage of a system like that. I know I would.

>> No.14391802

>You have to beat a dragon in combat before she'll protect you.
What would make you think that?

It seems to me they'd be more likely to want to protect you if they viewed you as their "Precious Treasure" rather than their "Mate", the latter being what comes after you beat them in combat.

>> No.14391805
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Because you're hers! It's that simple!

Go to Wonderland and put yourself in perilous situations until a Jabberwock comes rescue you and decides you're hopeless on your own and decides to take you under her wing, both metaphorically and literally.

>> No.14391810

No you don't. Can't you see that this relationship is unhealthy for you?

>I know I would.
As the victim or the perpetrator?

>> No.14391813
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The only thing unhealthy about this relationship is the amount of blood rushing to my dick when i think about Miia!

>> No.14391814

But why am I hers? She could do so much better!

>> No.14391815

Unless you beat them in combat, their heart won't go dokidoki for you. Someone else could beat them while they're protecting you, and your smile would be left out in the cold. It wouldn't even have someone to snuggle.

Besides, w-why would a dragon who could have anyone pick me to be their treasure? They can do better!

>> No.14391817

>As the victim or the perpetrator?
As the perpetrator, obviously. If I could get someone I loved to rape me, I think I could get her to date me too.

>> No.14391821
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But that's the thing! Once you're owned by a Dragon, you become the cream of the crop to her! No other human boy is better than you, on the sole fact that no other human boy is owned by her! Just you, so in her eyes you're the best!

Isn't that wonderful?

>> No.14391823

If I wanted one to secretly view me as more than a brother, would showing up in enchanted armor and going full except that I have a sense of humor Chuuni win her heart? I would challenge her to drive the darkness out of my life because she clearly shines brighter than any treasure on Earth.

>> No.14391825

I guess.

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>Disregard tentacle propaganda. Shut it down.
You silly wocks don't even have a kuddle klub!
Or a bj brigade!
Go back to Wonderland!

>> No.14391835

Does that girl even have tentacles in her pussy?

>> No.14391846

What kind of second rate squid would she be if she didn't?

>> No.14391849
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Reporting for duty!

>> No.14391850

A+++ would ejaculate inside many times in a day.

>> No.14391855
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Someone do one of these for her

>> No.14391856

So long Wrexina.

>> No.14391859

I want to be whisked away in her smooth pedipalps and made into her groom.

>> No.14391860

Does she come standard with undying loyalty?
Because that already makes her better than any human girl.

>> No.14391861

I want to tickle her bellypussy.

>> No.14391868

>remember your training, and you will make it back alive!

>> No.14391870

She likes you in a warm, cozy way, but there's no burning love. As long as you're nice to her she'll stay with you. If you bully her she'll leave you.

>> No.14391878

I wonder what a beetle on a sugar rush acts?

>> No.14391894

I'm...fairly certain it doesn't work like that anon. You're her Treasure, and even in the unlikely event someone stronger than her comes along, she'd rather die than leave her Treasure. That's the dragon way. And you don't get to tell her what she puts value in or not! And that's that.

I'm now picturing a tale of a Dragon with her beloved treasure, who one day is confronted by a knight who defeats her. Through skill, luck or divine providence, she somehow manages to either ward him off, or flee with her most prized treasure; but her pride is utterly crushed. She enters into a deep, deep depression, languishing over how she's a failure of a dragon who doesn't deserve her Treasure.
How would you restore your Dragon Waifu's confidence and, more importantly, her smile?

>> No.14391897

Find the man who beat her. Hurt him. While those he loves watch on as I did.

>> No.14391917

Go find a Lich and pay for scrolls of attribute buffs. Cast all of them on my dragon waifu and give her the location of the knight.

If that doesn't work, I give my waifu the Parahumans series and wait for her to become dragon Skitter.

If neither of those things work, I get Polt as a work out coach and don't turn the AC on the the summer. The continent that knight is living on will toast once we're done training with her.

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Winter has come, and so has she!

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>> No.14391961

I already said i want too fuck the cold out of winter, what more do you want from me?

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>> No.14391976

any writefags alive right now?

>> No.14391979

Define alive.

>> No.14391981

Alive? Hahahahaha! No.

>> No.14391984

as in making some new for us to read.

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>> No.14391990

...I'll finish it one day I swear

>> No.14391991

I want to feed hungry unmarried monster girls purely out of the goodness of my heart as an act of charity!

>> No.14391992

G-Gazer's making me stay up all night with her, playing Overwatch, until the beta ends at 9 AM

Send help. ;_;

>> No.14391993

allow me to answer your question with a question
What does it mean to live?

>> No.14391995

What >>14391990 says.

If I'm being generous.

>> No.14392001

Feed them what? Your cock?

>> No.14392003

Be a boring piece of shit and ruin her time, then she won't want to play with you anymore.

>> No.14392006

Yeah, of course. What else would I be feeding them with?

>> No.14392012

Porridge. Soup. Stew.

>> No.14392013

Here's an idea: Ctrl-F "pastebin" and look who's posted new stories in this very thread.

>> No.14392023

Allready did that
I guess i'm just being greedy for more

>> No.14392024

Yeah, but those aren't as nutritious or palatable to monster girls as semen is, and I don't want them to be malnourished when there's a better alternative available to those things produced by my ballsack.

>> No.14392025

If she has any friends, can you tell her I'm looking for someone to stay up late into the night complaining about Fallout 4 with? I think it's really annoying how people are trying to make Todd into le epic new gaben meme. Gazers are high on the tier list. You're lucky to have one.

>> No.14392026

where did you get this?

>> No.14392027

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
Consider the following: a Kikimora makes a duster out of her own feathers and tickles your ballsack with it.

>> No.14392030

Time to make her come again.

>> No.14392031

Is there any better girl for a graduate student than a Lich?

>> No.14392032

Todd? You mean Meth Damon?

>> No.14392035

Draw thread on /b
I'm making it a mission of mine to get more Art of my favorite monster girls though requests, since I'm broke as shit and cant get commissions .

>> No.14392036

What monster girl would you watch Hot Fuzz with?

>> No.14392038

But that's wrong

>> No.14392042

Wyvern, Salamander and Werewolf, all at once. They all want to be cops, see.

>> No.14392043

I'm now imagining an office lady MG coming up to me in the company cafeteria asking me to cum on her oatmeal because there's no more semen left.

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>> No.14392049

A British Cheshire is the only correct answer.

>> No.14392066

He means the guy who tells people the game won't have mountains, and they interpret it as him saying they can climb them. Not to mention the complete lack of roleplaying in a RPG game to let them rehash the lost family member mcguffin and the Brotherhood inexplicably loving all technology and robots except synths.

You don't know what I've been through! I had to spend a MONTH on Fallout 3 to make it playable, and it was a space civilization building game when I was finished! F-fuck, at least New Vegas had variable endings for quests and a loyalty system that added something. What is there to play now? Call of Duty? CS:GO? Hat and comic fortress two? Nothing! Not a single cute boy to play with me either.

>> No.14392069

Go for the oldies. Grab Planescape: Torment and learn what can change the nature of a man.

>> No.14392074

I want to surprise a Cockney Cheshire with anal!

>> No.14392078

Thanks. I'll give it a try. You aren't male and single, are you?

>> No.14392080

Fucking Alps are getting everywhere now that the Alpha Alp is gone.

>> No.14392081

>"Cheeky blighter don't stick it in my arse!"

>> No.14392085
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This stranger just asked you to take a ride with her in her convertible. What do?

>> No.14392086

Alp? You're kidding right? I wouldn't be caught dead with one of those things. I'm a roleplayer who was supposed to be a Gazer.

>> No.14392087

I want to see a Wendigo anatomy with her awawa speaker and void coat

>> No.14392089

Boys don't play videogames.

>> No.14392090

I know. In other words you're a faggot. Or an Alp, if you will.

>> No.14392092

Ask her how much she's paying.

>> No.14392093

Remember stranger danger anon.

>> No.14392094

I actually enjoy being a man.

>> No.14392095

Fuck it, why not.

>> No.14392097

Fluffy tail > stranger danger.

>> No.14392099

Its my convertible now.
she just doesn't know it yet

>> No.14392102

>1 tail
Sorry I don't have time for scrubs.

>> No.14392107

Looks like I'm playing "tailmaker" today!

>> No.14392110

What's the worst that could happen? The lady's wearing a suit and looks respectable enough.

>> No.14392123

I'm starting to have second thoughts about the first paragraph of my story. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you give it a look and let me know if it seems "hooky" enough? Does it make you want to find out where it goes?


>> No.14392125

Only if I'm allowed to drive

>> No.14392128

Seems alright, space isn't really my thing though.

>> No.14392132

I don't see anything wrong with it. If you're going to ask the same every paragraph though, I might start throwing things at you.

>> No.14392140

Neutral I guess, nothing wrong with it that jumps up immediately. If you're gonna start posting stories, though, put a title or a blurb up with it and maybe a somehow relevant picture. I hate it when some dude goes "here's my story, woe be me, dunno if you din gun like it massa" while posting anonymously and giving no indication what it's about.

>> No.14392144

Accept and inform her as tactfully as possible that her underwear line is very noticeable, she should consider changing panty styles.

>> No.14392160

It won't cause that, but a similar effect will happen.

A common misconception uis that because of the more evenly distributed bloodflow, resulting in more blood higher up in your body, it's harder to get an erection, and it'll be smaller. This isn't true.
Astronaut Mike Mullane explains in his book, Riding Rockets, that every morning he would wake up to find himself with a "diamond-cutter erection" (actual quote) due to morning wood.
Your face would also be rounder, and more flushed while in zero gravity. Which you'll know if you've played Policenauts, too.

>> No.14392165

>no dfc
Is it really worth it?

>> No.14392183

>I hate when people post anonymously!
Damned if you do, damned if you dont, huh?

>> No.14392185

Thanks, and you raise a good point. The only things that really pop out are the science fiction elements, so I might want to think about ways I can entice people who aren't thrilled by the genre.
Oh, don't worry. This one was just bugging me so much that I felt I needed some unbiased third-party input. The first paragraph of a story is essential to the pacing after all.
Thanks for the input, and rest assured, I'll make sure to advertise when I post a story proper.

>> No.14392196

>Doesn't like anonymous posts
It's almost like you have to judge based on the content rather than resort to the safe option and bash/praise the writer based on who they are.

>> No.14392200

Nice strawmanning faggots, you might see I said hate it when people post pastebin links with zero identifiers as to whether I have any reason to read it.

>> No.14392203

What'cha doing nerds?

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Fuck, forgot my picture.

>> No.14392210

jumping between here, /b and /r9k while trying to think on how to wright my next piece for my roulette

>> No.14392216

I thought you were dead.

>> No.14392224

Writefags don't die anon, the just go MIA

>> No.14392228

Drinking tea, thinking about meal options and wading through shit for more monster girl images.

>> No.14392229
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>/b and /r9k

>> No.14392232

Who is he? 'Cause b and r9k makes him sound like a faggot.

>> No.14392240

Satsuma clan is best clan all other clan jealous!

Or something along those lines.

>> No.14392246

Playing the Miles Edgeworth 2 fan translation. I've heard great things about this game.

>> No.14392257

Thinking about how lovely you all are.

>> No.14392259


I am that level of bored right now.
and with youtube and other sites locked out its all i got
not even posting in them, just obverving

>> No.14392261

so if you had normal inter net access, what you you be doing?

>> No.14392263

I'm pretty sure its beast.

>> No.14392266

Reading manga and watching the odd salty bet match.

>> No.14392267

I heard monorus is back, is this true?

>> No.14392281

please tell me /b and /r9k are not the only boards you visit.

>> No.14392290

He posted Wight earlier in the thread and he's working on something for wockfag.

>> No.14392293

Oh shit where? Links please.

>> No.14392297
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Lamb butt.

>> No.14392299

I'm also on /v and vg
but enough about me, lets talk Ryus!

>> No.14392302

>lets talk Ryus!
>Beast not wanting to talk about golems or salamanders.
Who are you really?

>> No.14392306

There you go.:^)

>> No.14392309

Wock Wip is >>14386934 and the Wights can be found >>14389584 and >>14389657

>> No.14392313

>Those thighs
>That ass

>> No.14392338

>lets talk Ryus
Not until that bitch fixes the weather
Its rained for 4 fucking days where I live.

>> No.14392353

It's snowing where I am.

>> No.14392354

Have you considered asking the nice Quetzalcoatl in the next shrine over?

>> No.14392360

Well damn.

>> No.14392363

Playing ME2 after finishing ME1 like people told me to.

>> No.14392370

You think that's bad? The fat Ryu here keeps putting an eternal rain cloud over my house and my head when I go out! Rude fat bitch.

>> No.14392371

It's just been cold and windy here, no rain.

Did you mention that the Ryu's new dress makes her look fat by any chance?

>> No.14392372

Another anon who plays Total War?! Joy of Joys!

>> No.14392373

Fat Ryu mind.

>> No.14392375

Wait no I fucked up, god damn Mass Effect...

I wanted to believe....

>> No.14392388

Right now I'm playing Fall of the Samurai