Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Impossible! Why don't you turn to stone?!?

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[Anonymous No.]

I love my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
Because I'm already rock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE SCYTHED ALIEN KAIJU GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357464
So what do you think would happen to karateman in mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
>Oh, that's probably because of my contact lenses. Here, let me take them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
*insert anime flashback explanation*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
Because I am a robot. Beep boop.

[Anonymous No.]

How exactly do Jubjub eggs work? Humpty's description talks about them being able to trap a full grown man inside of the egg so it has to be bigger than the average egg. If that's true then how the hell does a Jubjub even lay such a thing or is this some wonderland hijinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357556
Whenever I escape a monsters clutches, I shall use this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
Because my heart is already made of stone.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE SNAKES I CAN NOT WAIFU

>>14357566
Put it in the same category as Karakaso obake and you're set. That or jubjubs work like kiwis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357552
HOW MANY DIFFERENT MONSTERS ARE THERE IN THE GODZILLA FRANCHISE

LIKE, HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

Scylla butts

[Anonymous No.]

Live action monster girl kaijins don't count right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357574
I think even monster girls would turn away from emos that come from the old linkin park days

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357575
I guess you could say

It's a Big Franchise

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357576
I was just thinking about this earlier. I decided I'd rather have a kraken. They may be airheads, but at least they aren't bitches on the level of a scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357582

between Kraken or Scylla i don't think you could go wrong either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357453
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1649959
>Direct core stimulation
That's lewd as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357601
As usual it depends on which metric you're using. I really don't care for the base personality laid out in the profile, but that's mainly because of what they do to those poor charybdis...es. Charybdi. Whatever. You don't just ruin a homance like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357610
i guess that would be some foreplay for them.

sticking your arm inside her gooey body and slowly rubbing your palm across it and watching her fidget and blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357626
>core stimulation
>foreplay
That's like calling sex with an extremely horny succubus foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are old news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357580
I think they can cure emos

[Anonymous No.]

Well, you know how Cheshires can appear and disappear at will, right? The Encyclopedia didn't really go into that much detail about it, so I assumed it worked like in the Alice in Wonderland, being able to teleport and separate body parts and stuff too.

Imagine, if you will, in the middle of an important business meeting, a Cheshire teleporting her hand into your pants and fondling your sensitive areas while you make your speech to your workmates about the future of your business. You'll stutter and stutter about the stock market and other boring office stuff while she begins to stroke your shaft and feel your junk. You'll have to talk about ideas for the website, but become too flustered to continue, as you let out an awkward moan. She'll let you finish your speech, she lets you finish too, and you'll sit down awkwardly to Cheshire as she gives you that FUCKING GRIN.

Then out of nowhere, she'll teleport her opening onto your member, and slowly begin to have secret sex with you. At work. In front of the company board. In the middle of an important meeting. Inside your fucking pants.

Sorry if I'm a terrible writer, just wanted to put a headcanon out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357630

well either way slimes would really enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357631
I want a big fat cat waifu to chase away all the mice girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>No lazy black Nekomata big sister to cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357640
You're not the first one to present this idea, actually. No, how about this take: cheshire onahole. OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF FAGGOT CAT PUSSY AND ASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357631
I want to fuck a Cheshire in the missionary position so I can stare her straight in her smug eyes and kiss her straight on her smug lips while I thrust inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357647
As a cat, as a girl, or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357644
Just be careful that she doesn't get too big anon.
Can't catch mice if she can't run.

Don't want to see her lazing about on the couch, grumbling about how the mice are cheating do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357647
>No black nekomata to give me a thumbs up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357631
>Mice get picked on by catgirls
>One particularly unlucky one draws the ire of a Cheshire
>She plays mean pranks on her all day
>Blinking her clothes away, making her trip into compromising poses, invisibly teasing her ears and tail
>Nobody believes poor mousegirl since Cheshire is always invisible
>After each attack, she just sees gold eyes and a smug smile floating away, her 'nyahahaha' echoing in her mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357653
Well it'd be fine, I can order her some cookies in the shape of micegirls. That way it's sort of like she's catching them! I'll even pet her and thank her for "catching" the cookies just as if they were real mice girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357651
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357648
Sex with Cheshires is probably wild as hell. She could probably make it so her throat leads to her pussy so she could get pregnant while giving you a titfuck/blowjob combo.
And hey, her moans would make your dick feel even better.

[Anonymous No.]

Can goldfish and other types of pets turn into monster girls like dogs and cats do?

[Anonymous No.]

do you think young Ryu's would be inspired by shenron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357662
Just be sure to rub her tummy, I'm sure she'd love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357651
Imagine her curling up on your lap in cat form and then transforming back to her monster form and suddenly you have your onee-san's big fat cat ass pressed up against your crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357667
>watch DBZ with Ryu gf
>Shenron shows up
>"Why is my dad in this cartoon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357661
I didn't need this boner.
>>14357670
Or this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
>Why don't you turn to stone
Because I looked down, looked down, I didn't look her in the eye~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357576
>>14357582
>>14357601
http://pastebin.com/XQ2KBiie

Anyone else remember back when this was a thing? Whatever happened to this guy anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357664
>Buttslut Cheshire that finds a way to get pregnant from it
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357676
Kitsoviet died a long, long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357665
That'd be interesting.
>Angry as fuck beta mermaid
>That bony algae eater you literally cannot get to stop suckiing your dick
>Harem of permaloli finch harpies
>Woosel waifu
>Domesticated p'orcs
>Hamster GF that loves shoving as many parts of you into her mouth as she can at once
Might be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357667
>Ryu watches DBZ as a kid
>Now a adult, she greets shine visitors by shouting "You have summoned the eternal dragon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357669
Well yeah. Werecats love that. And I love my onee-san werecat, even if she's lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357676
>Kitsoviet
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357665
Would they stay small or turn into full-sized girls upon monsterizing?
>Demon lord takes power
>Wave across the world transforms creatures
>Middle of the night
>Suddenly you hear a loud shattering noise
>Your fishtank has exploded
>Water, glass and rocks everywhere
>And your little goldfish is now replaced with a naked, slightly chubby mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357685
>she gives everyone panties whether they ask for them or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357662
>Anon, you know this isn't going to help me catch them right?
>No, seriously, if it isn't these cannons getting in the way then its....what are you doing?
>Y-yeah...right behind the ears....what were we talking about?

>>14357686
Just hope she doesn't try and pin you down.
Escape won't be that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357681
>>14357687
What was it that killed him? Did I miss some D-D-D-DRAMA?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to bed with Nekomata sister in her cat form
>Wake up next morning with her big fat cat tats pressed against your face.
>You will never know this feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357665
That's inhumane, get a proper aquarium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357688
fuck dude, don't talk like that I don't want to think about my male yellow lab turning into a sex-hungry kobold overnight
>don't want to think about that one bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357696
Death comes to all. Drama does not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357688
>Goldfish
What would happen if she started off as one of these? How the hell would that translate onto a mermaid other than the obvious seacowtits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357697
>Pressed against your face
>Not wrapped around your dick
I think I might have a thing for lewd Onee-sans.
I might have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357691
shenron Ryu should be a thing for this alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357693
>Escape won't be that easy
Reminds me of this thing I saw where a guy had pet tigers and he lied down next to one and it put an arm around him for cuddles and he couldn't get up because the tiger wanted to cuddle and that was final.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357667
Could you trick one into doing lewd things with you by bringing her 7 dragonballs you commissioned from a nearby glassmaker and telling her your wish is for her to let you stick it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357704
She'd too lazy to take charge in bed. Hell of a dirty talker though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357702
Faggot never did finish Soviet Fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357704
Lewd onee-sans are never a problem. Ever.

>>14357707
Aggressive cuddle jinkos when?

>>14357709
>Trick
You've earned it at that point, no need to be devious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357704
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357676
He was on that plane that crashed in the Alps.
He survived but the Alps took him away and he hasn't been seen since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357698
No, that's just mildly inconsiderate.

This is inhumane
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1154723

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357707
It would be like that but now with huge Tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357696
Most ded providers just fade away like smoke on the wind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357693
>you know this isn't going to help me catch them right?
It's not about helping her catch them, just making her feel better about not being able to keep up with those fast pesky rodents.

>Escape won't be that easy
Why would I want to escape her though? I love her. I mean, aside from when she lays on top for attention like all catgirls seem to do.

At least she'd be soft and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357703
She could have an adjustable bust. Take in water for some big squishy cowtits, squirt it out for loving flat chest cuddles.

Or alternatively, she can puff out her cheeks a lot to spray water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357711
She wouldn't be pumping though. She'd just be lying there with a smug grin on her face and your dick between her tits.
She'd be only pressing them together and talking dirty to you to get you to start thrusting.
And she'd let you go as long as you wanted, and then as long as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357667
I would see a adult ryu using dragon ball searching as a Easter hunt sort of game for her kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357716
>Alps
>not kitsunes

truely he was robbed of his destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357702
Wait, Kitsoviet died? Like for real or just "he stopped showing up?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357735
What difference does it make? Grieve him do not, miss him do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357726
Well, I imagine theres another way to feel good.
One that involves you giving her big bottom a try or letting her experiment with some holst sized breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357727
>she can puff out her cheeks a lot to spray water.
I actually like this better. 2cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357727
squirtlefish mai waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357730
what does the winner get?

[Anonymous No.]

>Collect all 7 dragonballs
>Bring them together and prepare to make your wish
>All powerful CC Ryu with a dangerously lewd body comes out in a burst of power
>She does that Japanese sitting bow thing with her fingers on the ground
>"Please take care of me."
>"Wait, I wanted to be immortal."
>"You will be by the time our first daughter is born, dear husband."
>"Ehhhh...I guess that's alright."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357716
Well, wherever they took him, I'm sure it at least has internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357735
I know he really hated the fact that we gave him a "fursona". I think that might be what drove him out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357754
Panties. Soppy ones.
>>14357758
Sure, but they only use it for Halo multiplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357736
I grieve for what has been lost, and I weep for what shall be

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357764
W-what shall be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357756
Everybody wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357733
Maybe the alps are kitsunes.

Or at least they polymorph into them when he bribes them with headpats and peaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357756
I wanted to wish for an uncensored Xenoblade X copy with an actually decent translation with no memes though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357758
These aren't normal Alps, Anon. They're the French Alps. All they have is body hair, wine, and snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357769
That's quite a thick fox there.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that ryu's get pissy?

As in they rain on people in a "fuck this person in particular" sort of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357772
Can I have a French Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a harem of Cats and Dogs.
>A Werecat will never leap into your chair and sit on your lap.
>A Werewolf will never press her head against your chest in an attempt to get you to scratch her behind the ears.
>A Nekomata and A Kobold will never cuddle with you on the couch.
>A Sphinx will never practice her riddles with you.
>An Anubis will never act haughty and cold, only to shyly ask for headpats after she balances your household's checkbooks.
>You'll never turn a corner and be met by floating Cheshire ass to the face while her upper half giggles to herself.
>You'll never hold a Hellhound back while she barks viciously at the mailman.
>You'll never comfort all of them during a thunderstorm.
>You'll never go to bed only for all of them to leave their rooms and crawl into your bed.
>You'll never fall asleep in a big comfy cuddlepile of girls who love you.
>You'll never go to the local pharmacy and buy a bunch of endurance potions for when they go into heat.
Perhaps in a better life, but not this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357776
As long as you keep it locked in your cellar or basement like a decent human being, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357775
>Piss off a ryuu
>You have your own personal rain cloud for the rest of the day
>Even fucking inside
>It doesn't go away until you apologize
The dreaded ryuu pout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357775
that person must have done something bad to piss her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357780
What if I just lock her in my house? I promise no one else can hear her haughty french laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357782
He told her her horns look dumb and she isn't even a real dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357780
>Locked in

All he needs is a stash of milk coffee and to give and give it lots of attention and it'll never want to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357781

poor Eustace

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357778
>You'll never hold a Hellhound back while she barks viciously at the mailman.
I feel like the mailman would pass out and I'd pull something even trying to keep her back. Goddamn.

>>14357786
>haughty french laugh
OOOOOOHONHONHONHON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357781
>Make a ryu mad
>Perpetual rain cloud over your house
>Your entire yard turns into a flooded swamp
>When it rains for others, you get a damn hurricane of lightning and wind
>Sometimes she gets creative and turns it into snow
>All the mud freezes solid and you have to plow your driveway in July
They can be vindictive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357781
>The dreaded ryuu pout.
it's even more effective when it's your daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357581

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357786
I guess that's alright. Just make sure you rough her up a bit and toss her in the closet if the Alp inspectors come by. You'll get a huge fine if they think you've been letting her out without a leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357775
>>14357781
No! I'm not gonna apologize no matter what now! I don't need some stupid rain cloud! She needs to take it away!

In fact, I like the rain anyways! So she was stupid because I like it anyways!

[Anonymous No.]

Still kind of waiting on that DMM game for Monmusu.
Say what you want about the series, but we don't have many monstergirl games out at present that have lamia girls in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357776
I want to dress a French Alp in a french maid uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357797

how would you even manage to piss off an MG like a Ryu?

Next you'll tell me about angry Sea Bishops

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357804
>So she was stupid because I like it anyways!
And now there will be thunderclaps when you're trying to sleep. Say anything else and she'll throw in thunderbolts for full Zeus status. Good job pissing off a rain god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357802
Oh my!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357552

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357631
Mice are still very sniffable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357775
I can see them being a little bitchy

>Shirohebi watching the ryu rain on a guy
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and when I have a bad day somebody else will get one."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357812
Ha! Well to bad for her because I can tune thunder just like I could tune out my mom and dad fighting and hitting each other when I was a kid, or my dad blaring his stereo in the middle of the night to spite my mother! So I'll sleep just fine through her thunder! She'll have to try harder than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357810
Vandalize her shrine, mess with her shirohebi attendants, intentionally disrespect her customs, spurn her advances...

There's quite a list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357815
This meme needs to die. And stinkypede too. I know who to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357810
>Next you'll tell me about angry Sea Bishops
>'YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER FOR HOW MANY DAYS?!"
>"I wasn't in the mood."
>"A MAN SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN THE MOOD FOR HIS WIFE!"
>"She's more like my rapist, really. Wonder what happened to the rest of my crew, come to think? Sorry, were you saying something"
>mermaid angrily chewing her hat.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357796
Haughty laughter is music to my ears.

>>14357803
OK, but would it be fine if I decorated the closet pink with cute and frilly things, and a tea cup set too? You know, so the French Alp is comfortable in there.

>>14357808
I'd rather my French Alp be my French Mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357821
The jews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357823
>submitting to an Alp
The worst!
>>14357824
No, not the Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357821
I say, I say now boy. I do believe your cogitations to be of the utmost veracity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357830
Oh crap, are we dealing with another Illuminati conspiracy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357833
Oh god, not them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357833
What monstergirl race is most prevalent in the Illuminati?
The Freemasons?
The Templars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357831
I don't even know what veracity means you fucking steppe-rider!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357810
>walking along beach
>get something thrown at head
>its a stone tablet
>see sea bishop with pissed expression in water.
>she shouts "you know why!" and dives under

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357844
I dunno, is it succubi? They're dirt common everywhere else, so statistically...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357820

How would Ryu drop hints that they're interested in you?

Of course Ryus would use the old "confess on a lightly rainy day" tactic. Pretty effective though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357848
Return the slab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357848
So is she gonna come back to get it? I mean aren't these important to her race? Should I just hold onto it, or wait for her, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357848
>Look at the tablet
>The fallen god's first commandment is inscribed entirely in capitals
>"Love thy neighbor frequently," huh?
>Wasn't your fault the cat was getting fat
>Sigh, wondering where to put the thing for now since you know full well she'd pop up later demanding that you return the slab later
>Women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357823
I want my french alp to be chubby so I can dress her in very small uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357818
I want to but heads with a Monster Girl and constantly endure everything she throws at me, refusing to apologize purely out of spite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357856

or suffer my curse.

THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357854
>Man ignores her advances
> >>14357816 happens in response

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357856
>>14357864
WHAT'S YER OFFER?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357847
Now son, there ain't no call to get agitated on account of some, shall we say, substandard memeification of certain mult-eye-laygged critters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357854
She'll insist on being the one to attend to you when you come to the shrine, gently guiding you through the various rituals. And when she holds your hands in her claws to help you wash them, she'll blush at the contact. She'll let you 'accidentally' stumble in on her purifying her body and not stop you from watching. And she'll make herself up extra special for when you visit, even though she preaches humility to her other maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357873
The time is upon us when I shall smite thee of the face of this good Earth with the righteous fury of a million exploding Suns, for your crimes and sins against the natural order of things can no longer be tolerated!
VENGEANCE IS MINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357880
You fool. You've fallen into his trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357873
Why is there no OC of a cockatrice who talks like Foghorn Leghorn a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357887
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls could you take in a fist fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
None, I can't punch girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357857
maybe she has spares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Harpies. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357889
Because meep meeps are superior as meep meeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357897
So then I can throw this one back into the ocean then right?

Cause that's what I'm gonna do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Harpies. They don't really have fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
One of the best to brawl with

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357898
>>14357903
They have sharp talons. Or they could just fly away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Probably a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357906
Salamanders would be great for that "neither of you can actually win so you collapsed in a bruised heap right next to each other" schtick I see from time to time. Best bros, good waifus too.

>>14357909
Not if I rule lawyer hard enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357876

Nice. Ryu are pretty great.

It's a bit fun to speculate how specific MGs would show signs of interest in a man or flirt with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357915
I'm Shirou levels of dense, so I appreciate the holstaur's straightforward method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357901
>throw tablet back in
>Next day she throws it at you again.
>"You're meant to read it first!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357920
I'll quickly skim over it than throw it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357920
I'm finding a new beach if she's gonna keep throwing her religion crap at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Probably not a lot, and they'd really need to piss me off to get me to fight and not just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
A wyvern. I'll make fun of her for not having hands AND not being a real dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
It's still got that fresh thread smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357928
fucking savage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357933
Yeah, re-burning too soon can really screw up a phoenix on it's next life cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357920
Well if she wants me to read it so much why doesn't she just marry me and make me read it! Goodness, she's like a nagging assertive controlling wife, just without the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357941
Just in case she doesn't pick up on that, I was passive aggressively trying to get her to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
A familiar, her punches would be like baby kitten swats with those huge soft cute hands of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

Oi, humie, y-you asked for me specifically, right? W-Why? Well you want some of our orcish coffee or something? You want our Highland Tarte? Z-Zug zug, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357976
No, I will not quit poking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357976
>"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357976
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357976
Just pour me some milk... in a dirty glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357898
You did say "fist fight," though.
Using talons is cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357980
That was a fun game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357980
Big Smoke please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357906
Brawling with salamanders would be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

What do knife ears think of christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357976
And a diet coke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358008
Elf mating season. They run around in red outfits with white fluffy lining and give presents to the boys they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357976
>orc maid
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358012
>elf christmas presents are given usually around August-September

[Anonymous No.]

I want to humiliate a living doll!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a rude bitchy monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357676
I loved the second chapter of this, where the scylla tastes cooked food for the first time. So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358026
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358031
She'd be fun and interesting. Actually I don't know, but I'm just attracted to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358008
>"You know the roots of Christmas are actually found in the ancient, beautiful High Elven festival of "Ysmil 'och Yulle an Gulahlil" right? It was the time of year in which we prayed to the winter spirits residing inside of fir trees, or at least it was until savage, uncultured human invaders came into our lands and transplanted their beliefs onto our sacred events....blah blah blah"

When it gets too much you just bit their ears then use them as handle bars when you rape them from behind as they moan in pleasure and beg for you to take them as your wife and give them a romantic Christmas wedding.

*REMINDER* That's only high elves though.

Brown elves love Christmas and merge there traditions with yours in a beautiful show of human-elven cultural sharing. Then you cuddle and love them next to a warm fire when it's snowing outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358039
I bet you like Haohi's feet too you weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358045
Well, I do like feet, but what do Haohi's feet and bitchy Monster Girls have to do with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358042
Stop making me want to get cozy with a snow leopard in an isolated cabin with a romantic fireplace.
Wait, this sounds like a good idea for a monster girl hook-up service. Get stranded in a well stocked cabin with only a fireplace for warmth with a guy who signed up for a free vacation, and whatever happens happens. Even if it's rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358048
She's a bitch angel of course, don't let .less tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358056
I'd fuck a haohi, where are her lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358056
Haohi isn't A bitch angel, she's THE bitch angel, and her feet are the sluttiest of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358061
Right here.
http://i.imgur.com/KoJosCg.png
http://i.imgur.com/EdmPHo7.png
http://i.imgur.com/LV0uUH0.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358056
I wanna see haohi fucked and mindbroken by some old testament tier angelic abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357979
That's going to be the messiest anal dick-throne in history

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357992
Wait, what is that from? I recognize the line but can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up dressed as a schoolgirl
>kraken leering over you
"hey lets roleplay this video I saw"
"it was tentacle rape"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358106
I'd be cool for that. Does she want me to Kyaa or enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358106
I wouldn't mind much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358106

I think she'd be too busy laughing at seeing me in the outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358106
>Nee-san, for the last time, I'm not going to rape your tentacles.
>Tentacles are for love and cuddles, not raping.
>Squid-holes are for raping.
>Now get over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358116
>Not being able to pass as a cute school girl for your onee-san Kraken
We've talked about this before

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358118
i don't think we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358116
Second.
It'd be like a Grizzly Bear in a skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358121
Yes we have, I know we have, someone back me up

If you're going to cross dress for your waifu, you need to pass like a cute looking trap, and not look like some tranny, but look like a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358106
I'm too bald and bearded to be a school girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358118
Anon, good hygiene is one thing, but I can't do anything about my bone structure, muscle mass, and testosterone levels. Only way I pass as a schoolgirl is if my onee-san is blind, deaf, and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358131
In other words, a Deepwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358127
It's clear that the Kraken decided to dress anon in his sleep, with him not having a say in the matter.

Reading comprehension, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never wake up in a mysterious gray city by a gloomy MG and then solve mysteries with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gutsi1uT4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358131
>>14358135
Well, at least if my onee-san/wife Monster Girl ever decides to dress me up as a school girl without my consent, I'll actually look like one and fulfill whatever twisted fantasies she has and she'll be happy with me. So there.

[Anonymous No.]

I still desire a slightly yandere kikimora to apply her knowledge and usage of various tools which have a primary function of cutting chainlink fences and locks and apply them onto my ankle tendons in a reasoning that she would have her master rely on her more.

[Anonymous No.]

Suds made new art, surprised it wasn't posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358148
And this one. New art is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>You visit the ruins near town
>The MGs living there left long ago so it's completely safe
>Go to the main room where all the pretty carvings are
>Some of them are extremely lewd and you pop a boner
>Since nobody is around, you decide to shoot a quick one
>Look up your favorite Kiki porn on your phone and go at it
>Bullseye the central piece of the room with your seed
>The ruins start shaking and the ground divides right in the middle
>Fall into a hidden chamber full of treasure
>A huge golden box in the middle opens itself
>A Pharaoh comes out of it, she looks around for a while
>She then puts her hands in her coffin and chants an incantation in an obsolete language
>An extinct specimen of demonic jaguar jumps out of it
>The Pharaoh sits on the jaguar and looks straight at you
>She tells you something in the same language she used to resurrect her pet
>Can't guess what she is trying to tell you
>She makes a sign for you to come closer
>Slowly walk up to her
>She puts a hand on your head and whispers something
>Once she is done you receive a flow of information about her
>She is grateful that you managed to awaken her
>She understands that her empire is no longer
>She wants you to teach her about today's world and language
>She wants you to help her rebuild her nation
>In exchange for your services she will bear your children

Do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358141
You still have no sense of scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358157
Only on Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358157
>>Look up your favorite Kiki porn on your phone and go at it

Nice try, there's absolutely no kiki porn in existence. If there were, they'd have their masters takes it down with DMCA claims and sue the creators for libel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358157
Flattering, but I wouldn't make for a great teacher.
On top of that, I wouldn't even know where to start with helping her rebuild.
I'd definitely do my best to help, though. No sense disobeying a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358148
>>14358150
Always nice to see some more dragon love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358171
It would probably be easy to teach her anyway

She is a godlike being, she shouldn't need more than a bit of guidance to learn everything on her own, especially after she learned the language and gains access to books/internet

As for helping her rebuild, would you get her into politics or would you go about it in a more traditional fashion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358201
I wouldn't touch politics with a 10 feet pole. We would have to push past tons of lobbyists and corruption to get the Pharaoh into a respectable position anywhere.

Elaborate on "a more traditional fashion".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358201
>As for helping her rebuild, would you get her into politics or would you go about it in a more traditional fashion?
We will make the world as /pol/ envisioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358219
Gather followers, raise an army, create a country with them and become it's absolute leader

I wonder if a Pharaoh can raise mummies out of ordinary corpses, that would make things much easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358233
That sounds like a much better and easier idea than politics.
If you think about it, either way we rebuild, there's going to be a few angry people, so might as well go with the traditional approach.

Of course, all this comes after hiring a linguistics expert. One does not simply teach English, unless she reads minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358225
>cripplechan

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is dead, bring out the slutty zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

The incoming short span of time will be fairly irritating to the point of which you will consider to be nasty to have experienced

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358150
wock fag got that one commissioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358293
So how does having a romantic dinner with a zombie works?

Does she goes under the table and blows you while you enjoy a fancy meal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358300
>Full image is much bigger
>Artist cropped it to portrait eliminating an entire half of the image
Well this is news to me

[Anonymous No.]

>official Miia hat
>not really a big fan of caps
>have an abnormally large head and there's basically no way that this will fit on my head

I might just get a custom beenie with the hairclips on it
maybe I could find someone that could also have a strip of the red snake skin around it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358313
Here's the problem with this merchandise. It really only works if a female wears it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358318
or it could be to put on the life sized bust I'm going to get done of Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358305
Wockfag probably has the full version of the one that was posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358318
Really? The Rachnera one looks fairly acceptable. That's depending on if the monster musume logo is out in the open or not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358303
The dinner part is the appetizer for her. You're the main course once you get home. Or once she gets impatient and drags you off to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358313
Japanese heads are fucking tiny. I could never find a hat that would fit my gaijin head while I was over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358313
>roll me
Huh?
What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358293
sauce please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358333
Zombie Ero Manga by Wanao

http://exhentai.org/g/835400/e8ef73139a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358334
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358296
If you're currently enjoying yourself you'd better get ready to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358025
>You will never inherit a creepy doll that no matter how hard you try to get rid of it, finds it's way back and sits in a chair on the opposite side of your bedroom, looking towards your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358339
>You will never find a warm breakfast sitting on your nightstand one morning when you finally get used to it
>The doll will never appear to have a wider smile than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358300
Ass on the looking glass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358339
>You will never have to live through that awkward moment when you decide to check just how anatomically accurate the doll is and she suddenly slaps you

Whew, thank God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357582
Hi, Charybdis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358358
If a living doll slapped me, I would detach her arms and legs, and fuck her until she learned respect

You can't let these things happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358339
That's when you play mind games with her.
>Give her a silly hat
>Start doing squats in front of her
>Place your laptop in front of her with a slideshow of sonic the hedgehog porn on it
>Put headphones on her and start playing awful songs
See how long it takes her to crack and give up the whole creepy doll act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358358
I'd feel horrible about that and lock myself up in my room mumbling sorry and be too wraught with embarrassment to leave it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358365
>Place your laptop in front of her with a slideshow of sonic the hedgehog porn on it
Too far man. That's basically a war crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358336
The anti-fun is about to begin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358373
On the bright side it would still be better than her deciding to end the charade when you're about to try some intercrural after discovering "it" has surprisingly soft thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358374
Have to make her start moving and admit she's a living doll somehow.

Or maybe it'd be easier to just offer her tea, if Rozen Maiden taught me anything it's that dolls love tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358389
Not really, now I'm overcome with embarrassment and don't want to face the outside. It's like those times where you remember something embarrassing you did in middle school, only with the person you share a house with for weird reasons

Oh fuck now I'm remembering embarrassing things I did in Middle School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358339
this is the time to be immature and build a box fort.
nobody stares at me while I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358395
I once skipped a week of school to play WoW. I might've needed a Kiki back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358396
>When you wake up she has a trojan helmet on
>You don't even own a trojan helmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358399
>Only went outside once last week
>Spent most of it playing MMOs, posting here and watching anime
I think I need a Kiki now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358339
but it in the trash and leave a note
"next time its a wood chipper"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358399
That's perfectly acceptable if it was before Cataclysm. If it was after, yeah, you needed some help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358405
This was BC time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358408
It's fine then. I probably did the same thing a couple times back then for some reason or other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358401
not him, but why a helmet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358396
A box fort is never immature

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358403
>Depressed, ill, emotionally and physically dying
I need anything at this point. Either something to fix everything or get it over with quick, I don't care anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358415
Onii-chan, pop a shroom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358379
Have a bath, tim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358419
Alright, I don't care with the exception of little sister. Hell no. Big sisters or bust.

I ain't that desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358426
Anon! Pop a shroom and make nee-san proud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358428
Alright, that's better.

I'll just fall into Mushroom embrace and let what happens next happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Have any maid updates been posted recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358419
Mario would be ma more f'ed up place then it already is with those

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358419
Matangos are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358448
Delete this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358428
>tfw no lazy Matango nee-san to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

Anon-kun, am I cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358454
Remember, if you give your Matango Oneesan love, cuddles, an encouragement, she'll evolve into a Mad Hatter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358461
I wish the artist done more than her, she deserves more than just a few short pages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358463
stop filling the children with false dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358461
her talking to the dick is one of the best things that guy has drawn and he's drawn some damn good shit

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC said anything new recently?
Will Cu-Sith be the last girl this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358468
Isn't she a cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358480
He's said a lot of stuff recently like these two posts which google translate mangles
>...... I want to each other licking dog system demon daughter and scratches
>Gallon .96 unmarked ray! # Tell me all of squid weapon transition
None of which are anything to do with new profiles, guessing he's done until the Cheshire doujin is finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358480
Just pretend he posted a cute doggy instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358483
Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

For years it's been clear that if you give a mouse a cookie, it'll ask for a glass of milk.

Complete this phrase. If you give a maus attention, love, cheese, and treat her like a human being who deserves to smile.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358507
She will ride her bike all night and then expects you to maintain it and feed her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358490
What are you talking about, Cu-Sith is adorable. I like to think this is her official look, the profile itself is great. It's just the design that's awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358507
She will ask for a smile back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358507
She will overthrow the Kremlin and usher in a second cold war.

Please don't trigger their world dominating tendencies when you give them too much. Keep them docile so the rest of us can enjoy them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358512
>profile itself is great.
Confirmed for wanting to fuck pets. Please remove yourself or I will have to remove your carcass later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358512
Without the muzzle and fur on the torso they're just mary sue Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358511
You're thinking of Ralph Mouse, not Maus. This is a human sized cheese thief.

>>14358514
Aww. Only if she'll take responsibility and hold my hand.

>>14358518
This is fantastic news! I'll buy a lab and produce her plans as a WB cartoon after finding another girl to mess them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358507
My chubby cat nee-san will protect me from the maus freeloaders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358519
It's fine if your pet is an Elf right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358489
>I want to each other licking dog system
2 girls in 69 or what?

And the second is some kind of ranking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358525
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358525
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358523
>Ralph Mouse
No, I was thinking of Biker Meeces.
>>14358525
Is it house broken AND mind broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw get left spooky mansion from unknown relatives and you look in it hoping to find a cute doll girl or ghost or something, but you only find an alp in the attic wearing only panties claiming to be your new roommate
Worst feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358480
He will probably make next year's animal around new year
What is the next year's animal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358548
>Is it house broken AND mind broken?
House broken, yes. Not mind broken though, she's pretty socially aware for an knife ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358552
>slap her titties
>put her in a gothloli dress

Situation salvaged. Somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358555
Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358562
Meh, we already have that one
Cu-Sith will be last this year then

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358558
well ok but she still spreads her legs while sitting and acts like a neet

I feel like i only masked the problem, not solved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358571
Slap her titties around some more and then have her either become your maid or find some form of gainful employment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358573
I live in California and it's warm in my bed. My heart is warm too, but I'm not happy about the future and without anyone to snuggle. What monster will seek me out in this warm climate and join me in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358590
a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358590

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358507
She'll give you the Daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358655
>Condoms
But I want to give her fox daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358692
I don't blame you one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358692
Sir, I think you've made a mistake. That's actually MY waifu. I'd be more then happy to share, so long as you fill out an application and pass our screening process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358704
>I'd be more then happy to share
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if anyone knows yet, or even cares, but it seems as though in the DMM Monmusu game everyone will get Miia as a starter girl. And prereg bonus is only some rare gacha tokens so nothing too major. I've considered starting a psatebin or some shit with compiled information for it, but at this point the only real info we have is the random girl previews from the official twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358719
Do it, some of the girls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358719
I care, preregistered when the anime was airing.

And I want Kepu already, she's cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358730
>>14358725
Yeah, all the girls have been cute as shit so far, none that I've majorly disagreed with. Though the Cu Sith's design was pretty odd, but oh well. I just won't use her I guess. I guess I'll keep compiling information for the release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358168
Kiki porn does exist anon. It's just very peverted.
It involves smug Kiki's hugging and snuggling with strangers.

It's extremely popular and the Kiki's involved are often addicts of the worst form.
Won't somoene please save the poor Kiki's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358157
Yes, but the empire we'll create is a legal one. Let's show those corrupt Tanuki's what we are capable of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358761
>smug kikis hugging and snuggling
>smug kikis
>smug
they deserve this life

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go on comfy adventures with your MG

https://youtu.be/aE9R_5hke1U

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358761
There is no saving the depraved. This is who they are, and what they are.
>>14358767
I don't want to go on adventures. I like regular meals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358442
Busy college life, but expect one this week. I have a half finished profile sitting in my to-do folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358704
>sharing

fucking gross
do you not know what object oriented waifuism is?

you ain't king miiafag you nigger that's me

[Anonymous No.]

>Autumn.
>Finally raked the leaves together
>Hear a 'WAN!'
>'Oh No...'
>Dog daughteru leaps into the pile and sends leaves all over
>You look at her as she is inside the leaves.
>She starts panting with a dumb smile on her face.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358761
Expecting kikis do do anything even remotely with someone besides a master is like expecting niggers to work, you just don't. It's not in their blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358719
will the game be worth it if I'm only playing for Miia?
or will I need other girls to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358774
Give her the rake, go inside and lock the door. I will drink hot cocoa and watch her work from the window, where she can see me and I can see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no Poklonskaya Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358773
Is object-oriented waifuism just the compliment of top-down and bottom-up waifuism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358745
I thought she was a kobold when I first seen her, I'd rather just use polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358776
Then how come they were used as slaves then? Wouldn't they be the worst slaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358780
n-no
it's personal waifuism
everyone's idea of their waifu is different

it's like the multiverse theory of waifuism

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358789
they choose their masters and work happily for them and them alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358791
I was talking about niggers, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358792
That was because it was about hardiness like a mule is preferable to a horse in harsh conditions. Indians dropped like flies in the same conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358792
>They perform sub-optimally even when forcibly pressed into servitude

They were used as slaves because europeans thought Native Americans were too cool to enslave, asians were respected and unobtainable, and enslaving other whites was uncool (even though there were tons of white indentured servants).

Niggers were the only option left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358795
I see. So what you're saying is, I should put a brown Elf in front of a plough and use it as a workhorse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358778
You just gave her a big stick. She's sitting and waiting to play fetch as you look at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358801
Hush. No parenting now, only cocoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358799
The only reasons they didn't enslave native americans was because if they got the flu from Europeans, they died. Extend that to nearly every other contagious disease. The second reason was because they were NATIVE americans. If they tried to escape, chances are they knew enough bush craft and the lay of the land well enough that their pursuers couldn't capture them again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358777
We have no idea yet how "good" Miia will be. But you'll certainly be able to play with her a lot from what it seems. We have too little information yet though, it's the waiting game at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358522
>Still better than what Kc gave us

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358800
No, you mean high elves. Brown elves are for loving.

>>14358809
I remember reading something saying that the Spanish church in America decided something flippant like "the natives are a people of god" and chose that it would be immoral to enslave them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358815
>people of god
There's a reason the phrase "noble savage" exists. Injuns were ranked above negroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358799
You mean indians were the first choice but died in droves faster than they could be replaced, whites were too expensive to transport out of the mediterranean, and nobody was crazy enough to try to haul asians five thousand miles across open water and around the nightmare that was cape horn.

Whereas west africa had stone age people easily lorded over just like american natives, were resistant to european diseases due to old world trade, and were on a nice natural trade route of winds.

Economics is everything. They were just the most economical choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never struggle to get your daughter into the bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358824
Oh goddammit. Also I don't get kids who don't want to take baths. I always did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358815
>I remember reading something saying that the Spanish church in America decided something flippant like "the natives are a people of god" and chose that it would be immoral to enslave them.

All the original Spanish Caribbean colonies were nothing but indian slaves. They didn't start importing until the local wells of population ran dry. The reason they didn't do this much on the mainland was because the tribes were much larger and more organized there.

Well, that and all the coastal cannibals of Tejas. That shit was the stuff of nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358824
Ain't nothing a few elephant tranquilizers couldn't handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358809
They didn't slave them because they were supposed to be "subjects of the crown" though they had all the shit works and shit salaries. Spain for example abolished (theoretically) slavery of native americans in 1542.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the Kitsune Empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358828
you would tranq your own daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358840
Got a license for that gun, miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358840
I for one welcome my Fox Empress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358842
You prefer CQC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358842
War doesn't care about family ties. War cares about the winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358843
They are just making sure you like the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358824
must be a pain to clean up that room

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358855
I'm going to have to ask you to hand it over, miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358840
I WANT TO GO THERE AS A STUDENT AND THEN OVERSTAY MY VISA AND MARRY A NAIVE FOX MAIDEN!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358840
They're looking at me, Ray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358840
>Somehow end up in a city state made up of nothing but Kitsunes
>A lot of them are young and have never even seen a man before
>The older ones are already sizing you up
>They expect you to be wary both because of the fact that there's only one of you and thousands of them and because of their appearance being something most humans are unfamiliar with
>"Which one of y'all bitches got the most tails?"
>They notice the brush in your hand
>A couple of them faint

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358840
I'll take the one on the left out of the two blonde girls at the top.

Assuming I don't get kidnapped and mofu raped before that can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358859
Why are you trying to take a firearm from this lady?
Would you like to accompany me down to the station?

>>14358865
Just get a brush, you will be ok!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358865
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE SNU SNU 'ER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358878
>the station
O-oh. I totally work there, you know? Just making sure you were up to task, miss. Ahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358863
>Overstay your Visa
>Get thrown in Jail

>Have to share a cell with a confused hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358878
I've never brushed a tail before. Hopefully you've prepared lessons for visitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358879
Mofuer.....Is this even a word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358893
Words can be made. Just go to your local wordsmith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358888
>human males
>thrown into jail

Only if they do something absolutely horrible, and even then they rather throw you at a mantago.
If you overstay your visa you might just find your visa randomly extended permanently

Touch the fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358890
Oddly i can see classes offered in tail grooming in most MGCs.
Would probably be a well paid profession too, Imagine having a tail salon, where all day you work on all these wonderful fox tails, listening to those sexy fox women moaning and enjoying the attention you give to them and 'accidentally' brushing their nice firm vulpine tushies in the process.........
Wait, am i getting paid, or are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358863
I want to go there as a student, playfully amuse the natives of Kitsunestan with my foreign mannerisms and broken Kitsunespeak, and make multiple kitsunes fall in love with me before I return to my native country, leaving them heartbroken and longing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358888
>see this rise from the corner
>"Ne, ne, ...human, you have a girl friend?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358903
That's a girl going
>haaaahhhnn~?
if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.]

Be in the kitsune empire, board a streetcar and all the fox women keep 'accidentally' brushing you with their tails, moving in slightly closer to you , until a voice comes out from the back, asking what could be the most dangerous question ever mentioned to you "Do you have a wife or Girlfriend?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358903
>>14358888
>>14358905
>9 months later

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358907
Little heckraises they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358907
>9 months
Hellhounds sure grow fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358914
>>14358907
fine

>16 months later

Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

We mentioned ideas for how mgs would greet people, like shirohebis doing full wrap coil hugs, would a fox woman brush you with her tail as a greeting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358919
Amazons give you a kiss on the cheek and a slap on the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358919
Dragon tries to act like she's got street cred.
>Put your hand upon my claw, my fellow lair-dweller and hatchmate!

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora soap operas

The story of a young Kikimora maid.

Would have lots of hand holding scenes.
Tons of cleaning tips.
Advice on how to make subtle hints for romance.

What else?

Spooky Halloween episode where she fights off a roomba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357542
How would a Medusa deal with her husband having a hair fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358926
Soap opera, eh? It turns out her twin sister has become a Shoggoth.
Then it turns out that her master has amnesia and they have to spend an entire season getting him to remember her again.
Then there's a cameo by some character from another show.
Then it turns out Verbal Wurm was Keiser Zöse all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358926
No, the spooky Halloween episode would be a nightmare where she is the overly large, lazy mistress to her master, ordering him to cook, clean, and service her while she lazes about and eats snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358927
I am pretty sure a guy with a hair fetish wouldn't date a medusa.

>"Oh look, a Medusa, or a keja..hairthing...mmmmm"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358919
>Oni give people more than firm handshakes
>Hellhounds and Kobolds sniff people
>Harpies hug people with their wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358934
It's not like you can just choose your waifu in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358931
Her arch emeny is 'The slob'
A fat chain smoking neckbeard that trashes the lace when he comes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358926
>Kikimora soap operas

They're audio only because kikis don't feel right just lazing around and watching TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358927
She'd just get him to like her weird hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358837
Theoretically doesn't mean much when the practical application remained the same. Whites ruled supreme, lighter skinned natives weren't complete trash, dark skinned natives were trash, blacks were sub trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358940
MGE you get picked, MGC you get to pick, but they find her for you.....

I think I like MGC better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358907
How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358945
They air when its time to cook, so they can watch it while preparing food for master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358879
It just...popped in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358957
Ray, what did you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358957
Oh heck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358957
>And as the four men looked on, they heard the call of their frilly dressed destroyer.
>"Oniiiichaan! I want to have a tea party!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358963
>>14358957
>>14358973
I don't like Ghostbusters. Extreme Ghostbusters was fun when I was a kid though. Dat goth chick was fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358978
I have never been more disgusted by another human being than I am now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358948
>Theoretically doesn't mean much when the practical application remained the same
It wasn't standardized. Some rulers followed it and some didn't. The fact that the mother country was at the other side of the ocean didn't help, letting corrupt governors do whatever they wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358983
Okay. That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358963

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358987
Quite.
As punishment, please imagine a man boning the fattest Alice you can imagine as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358989
No. I'll imagine a Wyvern getting her nails filed by her Dragoon as a reward for my good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358983
Seconded.

>>14358989
>As punishment ... as punishment.
Took you quite a while to think one up, I presume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358992

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358994
Why? Is there something wrong with Wyvern maintenance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358993
My brain doesn't function well before noon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358994
Can't stop.
He's just a soldier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358988
I couldn't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>get captured by a wild monster girl
>she doesn't know what boys eat so she brings you a fresh killed animal
>is looking at you expectantly
what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359007
Tell her it's no wonder her dad didn't stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359007
Tell her we need to cook it. I will teach her the secret of fire.
>Hrrh! Fire good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359007
Someone once wrote a story about a guy who got caught by a Sahuagin and I thought it could've become a heartwarming story but instead he opted to have the MC starve to death in the rape cave because the retarded fish-frog didn't understand humans need to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359007
That's the story behind this Ushi-Oni, she threw a dead boar on the ground and expected her husband to eat it. He got upset so she started taking cooking lessons.

Personally I think the husband was a pussy, I'd have done my best to roast that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359018
I've got your back
http://pastebin.com/PiZjmrLD
She tried to feed him a boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359024
What a pussy. Boots are perfectly edible. Just boil them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359020
>needing to roast boars
>not just eating it raw thanks to your mamonomana shenanigans
>maybe slurping up the intestines with your waifu Lady & Tramp style
Scrubs like you do not deserve spider cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359027
enjoy trichinosis and pinworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359027
>Thinking raw meat tastes better than cooked meat
>Not making those intestines into a nice pot of menudu

Also this >>14359029

[Anonymous No.]

Commander, is you of having moment for personal discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359027
Going to assume this was pre-incubus transformation. Besides it still tastes better cooked, even if only a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359032
"i'd love to have sex with you sweetheart, but I literally cannot stop shitting"

"jesus christ call a doctor I think I just shit out my liver"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359033
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359033
We get signal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359036
Anya wants to talk with you. In private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359041
Uh, alright. But why?

[Anonymous No.]

seeing as we got a super Valkyrie pallet, what would be the suer pallets for dark Valkyrie and demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359007
Cut it up, peel the skin off, start a fire and cook it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359058
>Start preparations
>Savage MG is confused but watches.
>Is suprised by fire but keeps watching, a few of her friends gathering as you cook
>Soon have half the forest watching as the boar is roasted to perfection.
>To spice it up you add a few herbs you found while scrounging.
>Clapping ensues
>Bald eagle harpy screeches with joy
>You become the forest's Emeril

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359067
I could see this working with a Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a Salamander grill eggs with her sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359082
>Crowd of Wendigos
>You shout "BAM!" as you throw some spices on the caribou you're roasting.
>Eager awawawas and clapping ensue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359089
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

All this food talk makes me want to open up a chain of addicting, stupendously cheap fast food so I can promote obesity amongst monster girls, making it easier to overthrow them when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359089
>You'll never see a Wendigo tear into a cooked leg of caribou like it's the most delicious thing in the world.
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359099
Why would you want to overthrow them? Only an idiot won't want monstergirl overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359099
>Not uniting the world peacefully under Pax Hamburgana
You're a disappointment anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359046
Maybe she's interested in a romance with the kapitan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359102
I can make more money if I'm in charge.
Besides, don't you want to be able to outrun manticores, jinkos, and dragons?

>>14359103
It will be my piece Anon.
A profitable world where monster girls cannot rape and now don't have to spend so much money on food, letting them spend it elsewhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359048
What's a super pallet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359100
Hungry little devils aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359107
You can still make money under our benevolent masters, also no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359114
Too bad!
I shall bring about the peace this world needs, one hero-sized ultra combo with cheese at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359048
She turned on her high beams

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359112
That's probably due to the fact they're so used to eating raw, unseasoned meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359120
But they already brought peace to the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359112
There's something disturbingly adorable about Wendigos being savage eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359127
This will be a better peace!
One where human families don't need to worry about their sons being stolen or their little girls transformed by a cruel witch!
A peace where ogres can't rampage where they want!
Where even a mighty ushi is slowed just enough so that men have a chance to flee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359126
>>14359129
I need to see a wendigo going to town on that cartoon meat on a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359104
I severely doubt that, nobody is interested in the captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359139
>you will never see a Wendigo learn the art stir fry from some traveling Mist Continent kung fu master

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359146
art of*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359150
Ah, fuck me.
>>14359149

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359020
How do you know the context of that picture? Is there a translation of the text on that page of the book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359153
Gee Anon, why are you such a failure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359167
Niet.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC high school
>Hellhound sees a romantic movie where a kitsune gets her fluffy hair and tails brushed by her lover
>You're her servant
>She bullies you relentlessly and never lets you leave her side
>She get's really pissed if she sees you talking to other girls
>She makes you get drinks for her and help with her homework, among other things
>One day, after school, she drags you forcibly into an empty club room
>She shoves you down onto a chair and shoves a brush into your hands
>"So, like, you're gunna, um, b-brush me, right, nerd?"
>She sits on your lap, you can feel the intense heat of her thighs through the spats and skirt she's wearing
>"D-Don't get the wrong idea, moron, uh, I just can't reach, and uh, I kinda need to look good to be at my best, you know?"
>You nod, a bit afraid
>You grab the base of her tail and glide your hand to the tip, pulling it out to its full length and making it taut
>The fur is warm, dense, and soft, but a bit stiff and coarse too
>She squirms a bit and whimpers
>"Shut up!"
>"I didn't say anything."
>"Shut up!"
>Her tail in one hand, brush in the other, you proceed to brush with long, powerful strokes
>She's quietly panting at this point, she struggles to adjust herself in your lap and grinds her butt against you in the process
>Done with her tail, you move up to her long, messy hair
>You begin biting on the tips of her ears
>"What are y-" you silence her by blowing in her ear "...Awawawa"
>You slip your hands under her shirt and begin rubbing her belly before moving to her boobs, your cold hands contrast her burning hot skin
>She's moaning at this point, eyes smoking
>You pinch her nipples and she snaps out of it, nipping you on the shoulder
>She jolts up and hits you with a big paw, sneering at you, fangs bared
>"What the hell do you think you're doing you pathetic pervert?! Know your damn place!" she flings the brush at you before storming out
>Immediately after she sticks her head back in the door, blushing "...T-Thanks, nerd."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359187
One of these days I'm gonna get her to be honest with her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359187
Please do not turn the Hellhounds into awawas

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never browse a Mofu Appreciado magazine with your fox imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359194
Every girls (sans abominations, slimes, and undead) have latent awawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359199
Are you saying that those girls can't be cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359199
No they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359212
Shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359216
No you shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359216
>>14359220
Girls, girls! You're both pretty little Alps, now shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359220
You're the one saying girls can't be flustered and cute. You shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359166
MGU used to have rough summaries for some of the stuff in the books, the wiki might have them now that MGU's on KC's shitlist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359222
Th-thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359228
You're welcome. Now go get us some KFC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359229
>KFC
>Not ordering Pizza
See, this is why we stopped inviting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359241
As if I wanted to spend time with a bunch of Alps anyway.
I can still come to Sunday brunch, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359245
As long as you're paying
I don't even come here for the Alps. Free food's free food

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Godzilla-san sensed your Nuclear Reactor lunch and wants it! Do you give it to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359250
Tell her I made it especially for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359250
Tell her she can only have it if she promises not to destroy Osaka castle next time she gets angry.
I can only build so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cumflate an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359254
You're just asking for her to blush and call you a baka, running away with it And from then on out her fighting away Ghidorah-sama or any other girls that try to bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359265
All of that excess spirit energy is going straight to her hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359275
Just where I want it for the next round

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359266
I want to be forced to sit at the table with Ghidorah and Gigan-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358522
>Mary Sue Kobolds
I don't think you know what the term 'Mary Sue' means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359311
Nobody gives a shit, you pedantic fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359250
share with her and have a Lady and the Tramp pasta kind of situation going on

[Anonymous No.]

Hug addicts meeting for an AA meeting
Affection Anonymous

Group therapy for Hug Addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359315
I do. Words have meanings. If we don't use words correctly, we might as well get rid of the English language and communicate by humming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359315
He's right, don't use buzzwords if you don't know what they mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359321
>we might as well get rid of the English language and communicate by humming
I'm in favor of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359315
>being this ass-blasted about being corrected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359327
Skull Face please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359309
>You'll never be dragged to the supply shack and raped by Gigan-Chan, Ghidorah-Sama, and Hedorah-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359327
>Not devising a language of nothing but flatulence and other offensive noises
Took two years of it in High School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359319
Oxytocin addiction, more like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359323
>>14359330
Nice assumptions. I didn't make the post, I simply think the term does a good enough job at describing their "and they're super awesome at everything" profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359338
Excellent. Can you please translate this for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RttuiU6zj2k

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359319
I'm gonna send a Yeti hug-o-gram to the meeting and watch the chaos unfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359345
>Eh, close enough, I guess
I really hope you're not a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359335
Is that when Godzilla-chan and Jet Jaguar burst in and bully the bullies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359351
What crawled up your ass anyway, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359345
>They're super awesome at everything
>They -can- master certain things
>Can
>Not they know it right off the bat
>But have to learn it just like everybody else with some help
>Outside of being highly intelligent and obedient they're still kemono furbait

Mary Sues would be shit like Lilims or Baphomets, who're basically the end-all to either Succubus or monster pussy because KC has even stated the Baphomet has the 'best pussy'.

Which probably just means the tightest because they're all lolitas anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359365
>I'm not mad, you are
Gosh, what a clever ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358293
>Eating
You got that right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359367
If only it was less furry, it'd be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359367
>Mary Sues would be shit like Lilims or Baphomets, who're basically the end-all to either Succubus or monster pussy because KC has even stated the Baphomet has the 'best pussy'.

That's also not what Mary Sue means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358379
The upcoming events will be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358293
>>14359375
>Take Ghoul out for a nice dinner
>Ask her if she's ready to eat her meal, it's piping hot and fresh steak and onions
>She's underneath the table in an inhuman flash
>Mumbles something about hating steak but loving sausage
>Before you can process her innuendo you're getting to most amazing blowjob in your life
>Right before she demands you feed her lower mouth in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359367
Is that from the same guy that made the T-Rex girl?

He really has a fetish for human males x female monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359382
If you're saying that because a Sue has to be an author-insert, that's still a moot point since, in the case of the Bapho, that's exactly what he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359367
>That dragon
Cute as hell, also reminds me that MGE dragons can transform back to their old forms if they need something doing.

Do you think dragon mothers go beast mode if they're mad at the daughterus for using their treasures as toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359375
Is that crop from Uchi no Maou Kamimasen yo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359404
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359402
>MGE dragons can transform back to their old forms if they need something doing.
Jabberwocks would be fucking terrifying in beast mode.

Ryus would be neat though, but they strike me as girls that would seldom ever enter it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359402
Personal headcanon says they only do it in order to fend off other Dragons encroaching on their territory or there's a necessity for excessive power like destroying an entire army in fire or ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359399
No, rather because they don't satisfy a number of other criteria. Simply excelling in something due to natural aptitude or in the case of a race being categorically the best or among the best at something for the same reason does not a Mary Sue make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359409
The profile does state that they dont like itimidation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359409
Then suddenly I saw it. Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares towards my camp. Gibbering pseudo-pods hung from its back, pouring forth foul and pernicious claims as claws of the darkest obsidian gained purchase into the soft tallow of the mud. It flung itself at Jacobson, giving vent to noises of no small measure, allowing us to hear such dire laments that only come for the maws of the most wretched beasts. I think I went mad then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359367

if it weren't for the obvious flaw

this would be d'aww inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359199
>sans...undead
Awawa Lich.

Tell me it doesn't sound adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Chesire what could Paws-ibly go wrong!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=553404370

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359425
That poor Jabberwock is probably going to act haughty, then go back to her room to eat ice cream, crying because she thinks she looks ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359431
>Monotone awawawa
>Her expression doesn't change and she doesn't even more an inch
>You question if she's even in a panic
>"Yes yes of course I am, I wouldn't be making this sound if I wasn't would I?" still in her monotone voice
>Somehow you find this hard to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359432
>Bubsy
Please no, my parents got me Bubsy 3D for my birthday one year. I'm still not over the trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359431
A clumsy Lich could be kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359431
Drunk monster girls are great. We need more content about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359449
Do we have any pictures of drunk monster girls? We need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359449
Like an Ushi-Oni drunk on caffeine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359449
I don't think that Lich is drunk, but otherwise agreed.

Especially more of the ones that don't handle their liquor on Oni/Ogre level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359454

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359454
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359456
That pic was specifically in response to an anon greentexting about a drunk lich. Look at the bubbles floating up from the side of her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357856
Reading through the thread and seeing this 13 hours late means nothing.

You've gained 500 rep points with the Pharoah Pussy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359455
>caffeine makes spiders drunk!
I hate Crabman for starting this shitty meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359457
>>14359461
More drunk Monster Girls!

More!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359468
Crabman didn't start the meme. Scientists did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359470
I also have a couple of pics of Rachnee drunk on caffeine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359470

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359464
My mistake then, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359468
Oh boy, one google search away from not looking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359468
Dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359456
>Oomukade who never drinks gets convinced to try a few beers by the guy she's into
>An Alp gets drunk off a single shandy while trying to impress her Oni friend
We need this kind of stuff.
>>14359468
>Meme
>Crabman started it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
Jokes aside, they actually do get high off caffeine.

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>>14359438
It's okay, Lovecraft would be the kind of guy to be a fedora wearing Cait Sith lover who obsessively hates all Desert Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359483
>Lovecraft would be the kind of guy to be a fedora wearing Cait Sith lover who obsessively hates all Desert Girls.
Sounds like my kind of guy.

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>>14359475

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359474
>>14359475
>>14359485
More! All of the drunk Monster Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359472
>>14359478
>>14359479
They didn't spin shitty webs because they were drunk, they spun shitty webs because they were overstimulated. I want you to drink 10 cups of espresso and then try to draw a perfect circle.

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>>14359490

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>>14359498
I got some cream for her coffee right here.

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>>14359483
More like he'd be terrified of all monster girls and would compose long winded letters and speeches extolling their failings and inferiority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359494
>implying I can draw a perfect circle in any condition
Your faith in me is misplaced.

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>>14359494

haemolymph biology doesn't work that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359494
>"At small doses of caffeine (10 µg/spider), the webs were smaller; the radii were uneven, but the regularity of the circles was unaffected"
Nigger pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359498
More! Drunk spiders, drunk onis, drunk dragons, drunk catgirls

I must have every drunk monster girl out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359504
Spotted the non-white.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are aryan monster girls the best of the best? The cream of the crop? Superior to any lowly mongrels beneath them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359512

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>>14359513
What are you even on about?

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>>14359516
They just are.

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>>14359512
>drunk catgirls
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359516
There are some good nonwhite girls.

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>>14359516
/pol/, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359483
>>14359504
Would he be right though? Yeah probably, just look at France.

I'll take a nice Paladin onee-san girl to protect me from evil girls!

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>>14359512

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359484
I like him because of his concepts, but admittedly his prose is heavy-handed and shit. Just like my writing tee hee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359516
2D is the exception since they're practically the same but with more exotic skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359533
What's in it for her?

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>>14359516
Vampires are incredibly rude, they don't deserve to have husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359540
>Brown succubutt
She'd be better if she was white from being covered in semen of course. White and brown were made for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359532
I find it amusing that we seem to have so many people from /pol/ on here. They'd be the first ones demanding their genocide if a portal opened up.

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>>14359498
>>14359518
Best of a shitty series by soooo goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359525
I prefer drunk canines

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>>14359516
I bet MGE Vampires are capable of tanning twice as fast as your typical human woman.

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>>14359528
>There are some good nonwhite girls.

Yes, the ones that lick the boots of the superior aryan ones.

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>>14359548
I find it amusing we seem to have so many people from tumblr on here. They'd be the first ones demanding privilege checks if a portal opened up.

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>>14359544
They're just teasing.

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>>14359512

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>>14359553
>Actually submitting to arrogant white knife ears
How does it feel to be so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359393
We need more ghoul appreciation. The fact that they feel pleasure from performing fellatio alone warrants them having the biggest fanclub on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359544
Too bad, I like rude girls, I want to be her husband anyways!

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>>14359557
No they're not. They know exactly what they're doing!

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>>14359548
Well, not to seem racist, but the brown girls do tend to be terrorists.

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>>14359516
>>14359528
>>14359553
It doesn't make sense because of what >>14359540 said. They're all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359562
Penys story is a great start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359449
Kitsch is supposed to be a big drinker. And a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359562
Too bad fellatio in smut by itself is kind of boring.

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>>14359553
There there the ones from Zipangu, and the delicious brown girls.

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>>14358878
She's got it unholstered, in public, with her finger in the trigger well and pointed in a direction which I can only assume has more mofu in it.

Take my ass to the station, but teach your citizens better trigger and muzzle awareness.

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>>14359565
They're teasing. Nothing is cuter then seeing a boy redfaced and meek for them.

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>>14359572
Anon I think you might be gay.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2004734

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>>14359587
They're bullies, they make boys cry and men miserable.

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>>14359589
Gentle fellatio is so much sexier. Just letting your lover work at her own pace. Tickling your fingertips as you gently stroke her hair. Letting her look up into your eyes with adoration. That feeling of trust and acceptance you get when you tell her you're about to cum, only for her to smile and lock her lips around your shaft so she doesn't miss a single drop.

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>>14359567

greetings /pol/
ALLAH AKBAR

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>>14359556
>hating /pol/ makes you tumblr now.
Also, copying a post and changing a few words only makes you come across as a sperg. Fitting for /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359544
Vampires a best and deserve cute husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>As these anons swept up in the 'delicious brown girl' propaganda perpetrated by inferior darkies trying to make it with unsuspecting human boys despite their massive inadequacy

You're not going to fall for the ploy of those harlots, now are you, anon? You're smarter than that, are you not?

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>>14359606
Gentle and rough are both nice, highly depends on the girl.

Like Louise from ZnT, she's the kind of girl you just want to full throttle face fuck but then you have Holsts who would look at you with a gentle expression while slowly gliding her lips across your shaft.

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>>14359609
So hating /pol/ doesn't make you tumblr, but hating niggers makes you /pol/?

If you say so Anon. Enjoy your religion of peace Houri. I hope they blow you away.

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>>14359548
This. They hate people for being a different skin color, how would they cope with people who are part monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Brown monster girls

>Got the booty

Pale monster girls

>Pancake butts

I think we all know who's superior.

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>>14359624
>Niggers
>People

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>>14359626
Brown monster girls can't swim, it's all well and good having that big booty until you take your Anubis waifu to the pool and she's struggling to stay afloat while flailing around with her big meaty paws.

Wait, that actually sounds adorable.

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>>14359622
No, but trying to claim I'm on the side of terrorists with that shitty attempt to sound threatening at the end sure did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359626
I wanna knead the tension out of that butt until that anubis has quite literally melted into a chocolatey slimegirl.

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>>14359632
Why do you think Anubis is in the desert in the first place?

Because there's no water around

[Anonymous No.]

do shark girls like it when boys cum on their firm, sensitive stomachs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359614
>>14359626
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly did he say to make her this mad?

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>>14359626
I do wish he could draw tails. Oh well, admire the perfection of Anubis booty.

>>14359632
I'd post that image of an Anubis in water wings, but sadly, not on my usual PC atm.

>>14359644
>You'll never win the affections of an Anubis by taking her to a hidden oasis and teaching her how to swim

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>>14359660
>Haohi was better

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>>14359660
"Literally who?"

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>>14359660
The sex was okay, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359656
>No seven foot tall tomboy wolfu to give you protective cuddles and ride you into unconsciousness

I hate reality.

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>>14359512
Drunk Pussy Kingdom would gladly invite you into their Kingdom.

Except they are drunk and are in no condition to be inviting anyone anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I love white meat, especially the breast

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>>14359656
What about a werewolf who's skin colour changes during the full moon?

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>>14359660
>I wouldn't marry a Lilim. They seem to haughty and the power blatantly goes to their heads - Oh, hi Mari!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359661
I got you.

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>>14359672
Jubjub would be really great if she had normal feet.

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>>14359656
Cause Vampires wanna feel superior to everyone else just by existing.

Their pride is like glass, easily shattered to bits.

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>>14359660
"I guess my weirdest sexual fantasy is for a Lilim to kick my ass. Being slapped around by a literal sex goddess? My dick would be diam-"

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>>14359660
>"I don't want to join your gangbang you dumb slut."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359677
>That barely noticeable amount of pixelation
You play a dangerous game anon.

>>14359675
Gratzi anon.

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>>14359661
>Teaching an Anubis how to swim
>She gets flustered because she's used to being the one doing the instructing
>She almost turns to jelly when you hold her arm to help show her the movements

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359672
Best bird smut never

[Anonymous No.]

Should we post monster girl butts?

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>>14359685
Oh, I don't think it'll be as long as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359672
She's so top heavy, perhaps she should take a seat?

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>>14359685
There was some yesterday it was really short and rushed.

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>>14359686
I'd love to, but it'd best that we don't reach the image limit again.

Why not discuss them instead?

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>>14359671
That is one soft happy wock.

I want to visit the Drunk Pussy Kingdom and have fun! With them not knowing I'm secretly sober. Completely. Never in my whole life have I had a drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359672
I prefer dark meat, myself

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>>14359688
Oh you.

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>>14359688
>That image
Delete this.

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>>14359694
This colorscheme is comfy.

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>>14359694
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/6/66/Renekton.attack6.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20121120004400&filename=Renekton.attack6.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who only really cares about the human parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359604
You don't understand.

Imagine being complete naked and having your arms tied behind your back with a piece of silk as you knee on her bed, shifting your weight so you don't fall over. You hear the door open and instinctively turn your head toward the sound, unable to see anything through the blindfold. Her footsteps pace round the room as you strain to hear anything that might clue you in on what she has planned for this evening. Is that a camera being on the table is she just moving some clutter? Is that clank a collar or is she just putting down her keys? When she's done with her preparations, she moves onto the bed, hugging you from behind as her breasts press against your back.


"Mmhhhhh. Seeing you all ready and waiting for me is one of my favorite sights. Did you refrain from release for the lat few days as I asked?" You nod. "You've also been taking the supplements, yes?" Another nod. Her hand reaches down and caresses your balls, and you jump from the sudden sensation. "Full and heavy. You've been a good boy." You feel her shift and he hot breath tickle your ear as she whispers to you. "But no matter how much you have saved up, you don't stand a chance against me. You won't be leaving until I've seen you empty everything you've got."

Vampires are love.

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>>14359691

Fair enough. How do you prefer your butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359710
Probably not, but then why not just go for a human girl?

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>>14359710
no

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>>14359712
Big and fat, and delicious.

There is no such thing as too big.

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>>14359710
Not this shit again.

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>>14359711

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>>14359712
Large and shapely, or chubby with a little sag so they don't resemble silicone implants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359711
I don't like being left alone. Also the whole being filmed thing doesn't scratch any itches. Nope. Honest, devoted yanderes for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359711
Hello boner, I have a weakness for Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKUaJJ28Nc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359711
>having your arms tied behind your back
You've lost me already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359711
that's pretty fucking hot in all honesty

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>>14359689
Bullshit.

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>>14359727

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>>14359694
why is she all gooey down there?

[Anonymous No.]

>by some luck of misfortune depending on your outlook, you end up traveling with a sexy warrior woman
>you feel weary around her, and not just because she could easily kick your ass
>but because of those strange red eyes
>its hard to miss them they seem to... glow. She's always staring at you when she thinks you're not looking too. It'd be flattering but there's just something... off about this.
>the worst bit is when she smiles. Her canines seem a bit too sharp. She must have seen the fear in your eyes last time because she seems to look away when she grins now
>the mommy issues aren't helping either.
>she can't go a single conversation without bringing up how cruel or evil her mother is.
>it's understandable when you're talking about the family you both have back home, but this girl works it into conversations about the weather somehow.
>when you get to the next town you'll make your excuses and leave.
>its for the best. What kind of woman gets pissed at you for NOT ogling their tits, or insists in sharing a sleeping bag, or even demands you bathe with her?
>she's clearly been traveling the wilderness for far too long. You're going to feel awful ditching her.
>its surprising she hasn't been turned into a monster yet, really.
>oh well, she's an incredible fighter. There's a full moon coming up so at least you'll be safe throughout that. You'd like to see one of those perverted bitches try something on you with her around.

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>>14359738
You mean "Bollocks."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359743
Yep, that's alright.
Not into MOBAs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359749
No I mean literal bullshit

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>>14359738
http://pastebin.com/zsneWnhk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359754
Him...

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>>14359711
>you will never be a bitchboy

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>>14359753
Literal bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359751
What about this?

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>>14359733
Maybe she's making a private recording, or isn't recording at all but juts want to fluster you.

>>14359736
Maybe if you're good, she'll let you put your hands to use.

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>>14359748
She's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359762
>3D

Not that there is anything wrong with that

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>>14359762
Shit comes out of that. Don't point that thing at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359748
Scat Hatch a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359763
>Maybe if you're good
Or maybe, she can fuck off.

How anyone can like these spoiled shits, I will never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359762
3DPD would not touch.

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>>14359754
Fuck off.

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>>14359763
>or isn't recording at all but juts want to fluster you.
I don't get flustered I just get irritated. I mean if that's what she wants to achieve, sure, but why is my waifu actively trying to irritate me? That and the fact that the whole scenario is pretty shit. Being left a lone, bound and blindfolded will do one of two things, make me very very sleepy or very very sulky.

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>>14359754
I don't know whats worse, this faggot writing about them or quicksilver's /d/ plans for writing about them.

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>>14359711

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359776
Why do we hate Bollocks again? He's hardly Bob or Nega, the worst thing he does is bitch about writers block and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359771
She just want to make sure that you know how to treat like a proper man does, and not a grabby barbarian .

>>14359784
What if she agreed to snuggle afterwards?

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>>14359792
I mean, he does the whole Alp thing with posting largely unfinished and incredibly rough stories that'll probably never be revisited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359788
>quicksilver's /d/ plans for writing about them.
...He what? If this is true then it might be a record for the fastest time a writefag has fallen after Machineanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359797
>What if she agreed to snuggle afterwards?
I can sulk better than the best of them. It's a lot of snuggling to pull me out of that slump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359797
Well, what she wants isn't really my priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359800
Bromont never finishes his pastebin stories, yet people (aside from the one) still suck him off.

Are Alps just really that hated?

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>>14359804
I don't think it's as bad as the obvious baiter says it is anon. He said he's writing a Jubjub who wears diapers only to control her constant arousal juice, and people were even calling him a pussy for not wanting to post it in the thread.

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>>14359800
This is why I prefer both writing and reading one shots. Some longer stories are lovely, but the chances of them ending up forgotten and unfinished are too high with our writefags to risk. I hate finding myself liking the characters and genuinely wanting to know what happens next, only to find the last update was a year ago. It's almost cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359792
Because fuck off, that's why.

>>14359811
>Actually defending him

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>>14359811
I can't say I've ever really read him, but he definitely seems overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359823
>doesn't give a reason
>tells me to fuck off for even asking
You just seem like a shitposter more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359805
What if after hours of teasing, countless orgasms from the both of you, and every sex act you can think of, she removes all your bondage and kisses you right on the lips, praising you for being so good? Then you both fall asleep together s she hug you close.

>>14359810
She's a woman of taste. When she's sure that you're properly skilled in the bedroom, then she'll allow you the control you want. But she can't allow an amateur to embarrass himself, hence the lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359830
>not recognizing an obvious shitpost
Maybe lurk a little bit, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359832
>She's a woman of taste
And I'm a man with backbone. She can go to hell if she thinks she can tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359829
That's the thing with our content providers. They're either mostly ignored or overhyped by crazy degrees by certain anons.

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>>14359830
There's a grocery list of reasons to hate him from quality of writing, being a faggot, whining about writer's block now fuck off or keep lurking instead of asking obvious questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359837
She just wants to improve your skills for the both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hex maniac type MG, a preexisting species too. No, Oomukade doesn't count.

Perhaps a sleep, weird kiki with crow feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359836
I was genuinely curious why people hated Bollocks because I don't remember him fucking up that badly. I've been on the threads back when we were in /a/, so enough with the assumptions, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359844
Again, it doesn't matter what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359840
Nobody ever posts about how they kinda like something. All you ever hear is the extremes of any argument. Given the number of reads on most stories I see posted here, I'm willing to bet that there's a huge flock of people who enjoy the stories but see no reason to post about them. Then there's always a few crazies screaming one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359840
>by certain anons
Sometimes I wonder how many of our writefags samefag themselves a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359845
What about a Gazer or a Lich or even a Will-o-Wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359847
It can make the difference between an average session of pounding, and all-night lovemaking that wakes up the servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359845
She's already been drawn as a cow girl.
Though, I would recommend you use the /v/ drawthreads to your advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359843
>being a faggot, whining about writer's block
Yep
>quality of writing
Really? He's average to decent sometimes. Who is a good writer here by these standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359810
>>14359847
Looks like you're perfect for a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359840
To be fair, Bromont's the reason we had such a large monster girl thread on /a/ in the first place. He started it with his threads and things just snowballed after years of KC/Okayado updates.

It's not so much he's an amazing writing or anything, it's more he's an ancient fag who's contributed for years and years. By comparison, Bollocks is just a dude who wrote an Alp story nobody liked and a few unfinished scribbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359832
>What if after hours of teasing, countless orgasms from the both of you, and every sex act you can think of, she removes all your bondage and kisses you right on the lips, praising you for being so good? Then you both fall asleep together s she hug you close.
I still lament the lonely hours by myself in the darkness. Grow a little emotionally distant, in a subconscious effort to replicate to her the way I felt. It's just a bad idea, all in all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359857
If she wants a servant so much, she can bang one of them. I'm fucking outa there.

>>14359861
For the ones I don't wanna be in? Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359849
>Sometimes I wonder how many of our writefags samefag themselves a lot.
I'm willing to be a few of them do. I know taste in anything is subjective but some content providers seem to get a lot of praise for some fairly average stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359845
>>14359852
Lich could be fitting. KC definitely gave Will-o-the-Wisp the same mojyo look.

Then there's also the obvious >>14359858
But that's really just the one girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359865
It's not hours, maybe a few minutes as she freshens up and lets the anticipation build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359872
>few minutes
Very different from the scenario you initially proposed. Few minutes is fine. I won't likei t but I can be patient to an extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359849
>that one guy who forgot to take off his name when doing exactly this

It was both hilarious and eye opening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359859
Penywise, Harblador (though the length is lacking) , Anonymoose, RSAnon, ELH and MachineAnon, LDR (RIP) and ParkedBuggy

Mechanically speaking Bob isn't that terrible either but if I could I'd purge Bollocks, Alp, Nyanon, Quicksilver, NegaWalker, InariKitsune, and whoever else is pretty much shit tier from this planet I gladly would to save myself the headache of them butchering the english language.

Now fuck off. Do it, Hazlo, Afaelha, Ua Nws, Сделай это, それを行います, 做到这一点, 해

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359873
I didn't mean to imply that she would be leaving you alone for hours as she wanders off to menial things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359875
The secondhand embarrassment from that was a fucking thumb-twister, let me tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359881
Yeah that's the kinda shit that would make me nope out of a relationship. Don't get how there are people who can like that kinda thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359858
>Those breasts
>That belly
>Those pubes
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359864
>Alp story nobody liked
I don't recall ever writing anything involving an Alp, but from what I understand my shit in general is pretty meh so shit taste wouldn't be surprising.

I mean, trapcat happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359845
Hex maniac Cheshire or Ushi, I find the idea of both really appealing in an odd sort of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359879
Jeez anon, you sound angry. I don't think Nyanon or Quicksilver are that purgeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359879
>Nyanon, Quicksilver
What's wrong with these guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359867
You're missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359858
link, kudasai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359883
I cringed so much it made my dick shrivel up a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359879
>Anonymoose
Even ignoring the invincible mary sues his writing isn't that great.
Lovely world building though, I like the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359898
>>14359899
Quicksilver's a full blown pedophile, and I don't mean in a meme way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359899
Nyanon can be a bit annoying in threads, but it's really nothing worth caring about. I have no idea what is issue with Quicksilver is. I wish all of his characters weren't seriously underage, but he's a good writer regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359907
So his sexuality is shitty, doesn't make him a bad writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359879
>LDR (RIP)
Biggest loss the thread has had, LDR sure knew how to write a good succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359911
S/he's still here, sometimes. They lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359909
>I wish all of his characters weren't seriously underage
Is everyone forgetting that like half of his characters are mature/CCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359899
Nyanon is generally only memorable for the awful CYOAs that he fucked up and the shitty maus meme. I don't get the guy's hate for Quicksilver though, but do find his daughteru obsession creepy and I don't care for his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359907
That doesn't make him bad. That's like saying Merrow's are bad "because they like the colour pink"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359914
not him, but from what I see, the majority of his smut is pedoshit. Again, well written pedoshit, so I don't know what this other anon's problem is.

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>>14359915
I don't even know who Quicksilver is, but he sounds creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>No MGE game where you attempt to take over the world with your trusty imp adviser/sidekick who is in reality the Demon Lord's supposedly dead 2nd child who wants revenge with multiple endings

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>>14359921
He's fast, so you've probably missed him

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>>14359914
It's hard to remember that when his most recent character is supposed to be seven. Mind you, the way he writes them does not lend credence to their supposed age, but it's a bit creepy nonetheless.

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>>14359927
>But it's a bit creepy nonetheless
You haven't been here long, huh?

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>>14359921
How could you not know him? The guy was practically spamming walls of greentext featuring his shit fetish until recently.
Then again maybe you just scroll past them, I wish I did.

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>>14359846
It's because of the quality of writing and the fact that I'm an edgelord. Now please shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>normalkeks
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/leddit/
>>>/facebook/

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>>14359922
This sounds familiar.

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>>14359935
I'm seeing a lot of these newfag accusations on here today. I'm betting it's the same guy.

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>>14359913
Yeah (s)he was around a week or two ago, I'd sell the soul of my first born for her/him to write about a Demon.

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>>14359946
What day is it? Monday?
Ah, that explains it

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>>14359927
>the way he writes them does not lend credence to their supposed age
This is why it never bothered me. He seems to throw out ages at random.

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>>14359943
>edgelord
How?

Also, write some Shoggoth.

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>>14359879
You're an angry faggot, but you have taste in writefags.
I'd put Lanternon and Seafoam with those good writers though.

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>>14359941
If it was greentext, probably.

Greentext is just a crutch for people who can't write full stories. You can't really respect or like anybody who just does that.

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>>14359952
Oh, it's never stopped me from liking his work either. My native board is /d/, I frankly don't care what he writes. I'm more occupied with his choice of ages, particularly considering that he fairly obviously doesn't seem to want to write about anyone that young. The fact that his characters exhibit secondary sexual characteristics means that they're biologically either early teenagers or dredged from some sludge pit in China. Maybe he likes the idea that monsters mature much faster and likes the idea of someone with a mental age of seven over someone with a physical age of seven?

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>>14359959
>Greentext is just a crutch for people who can't write full stories. You can't really respect or like anybody who just does that.

Finally, someone else who gets it. Greentext stories are for rough drafts, not for the finished article.

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>>14359963
>Maybe he likes the idea that monsters mature much faster
Which is sort of true to MGE, they start craving the same things as their parents do surprisingly quickly.

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>>14359963
>My native board is /d/
You wouldn't even elope with a freshly hatched big tittied Humpty Egg?

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>>14359963
>My native board is /d/
You've got some thin skin for a native

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>>14359959
>You can't really respect or like anybody who just does that.
He doesn't do just that though. He does full stories of all his greentexts. I guess people just don't notice or care because they've read it already.

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>>14359879
If I could I'd gladly purge you from this planet, but sadly, neither of us can get what they want.

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>>14359980
Theres little to no pedoshit on /d/ on first glance.

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>>14359367
This would be the perfect everything if it was only a dragongirl instead of an actual dragon

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>>14359947
I think its a shame we drove him/her off. I actually preferred it when s/he ran the blog. The layout was nicer and LDR him/herself had this taunting vampire/succubus feel to them in their posts. Generally how I'd imagine an actual classy monstergirl would interact with us, sans the being driven off thing.

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>>14359979
Humpty eggs really aren't my thing, mostly due to practicality. They seem really inconvenient to deal with. Also, I find their profile to be a rather dumb idea.

>>14359980
Like I said, I have no issue with him or his writing. Rather, I find it odd that he would specify such an age and then write characters that obviously did not look/behave in manners appropriate for that age.

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>>14359963
Mind explaining this a little more? I'm not sure what you're getting at. He seems to really like the idea of fucking little kids from my point of view.

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>>14359987
Still, to be bothered by it when you're from /d/ is king of weird and funny
That's like a /d/ native being afraid of dicks

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>>14359985
One of the writers he trashed or just annoyed with the guy's attitude? Or both?

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>>14359992
Go to bed Anakin

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>>14359992
>He seems to really like the idea of fucking little kids from my point of view.
I thought his Kikimora story was going great at first, then it started wading into dangerous territory.
Then he's having rough bondage sex with a 5 year old. What the fuck.

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>>14359993
I'm not him, but to a /d/enizen, anything on /d/ is normal, anything not on it, abnormal. For instance fapping to 3d would be weird to some one from /d/. As there's no loli on /d/, it strikes one as odd

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>>14360002
>Then he's having rough bondage sex with a 5 year old. What the fuck.
reee normie

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I want to tell an Alp that I'm a big Alpfag! Alpfags in the sense that I really really love Alps! Alps are the cutest! I want to marry one!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc

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>>14360011
well at least your honest with yourself good for you.

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>>14360002
>Then he's having rough bondage sex with a 5 year old. What the fuck.
Nigga she had thick thighs and rather sizable butt for her age.

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>>14360011
Do you also want him to laugh at your tiny dick?

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>>14360004
Yeah but even though there's no loli on /d/ it strikes one as odd that a /d/enizen would be weirded out by loli
But then again, everyone has different tastes blah blah blah etc etc etc
Still strange though

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>>14359992
His characters have secondary sexual characteristics and behaviors that don't match the age bracket he uses. They are certainly and obviously immature, but not nearly as much as their stated age would imply. Basically, I'm splitting hairs between ephebophilia and pedophilia.

>>14359993
I never said that it bothered me, only that it struck me as odd. Generally, form follows function in smut and you can tell a lot about a person's fetishes from how and what he writes. That he chooses such a young age is rather odd to me, particularly since he does little to support the given age. If I hadn't caught the beginning of his lolihebi story, I would've assumed her almost twice the age. Pretty much this >>14360016.

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>>14359963
Figured I'd chime in here. Your talking about monsters maturing faster is spot on. I' feel like monstergirls would definitely mature faster sexually due to societal/parental/mamonomana influence, so that's how I try to write them. That and I feel like have no idea how to portray young children accurately without having them being too mature for their physical age.

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>>14360016
I'd tell you to listen to yourself, but you don't seem to see the issue with your own words.

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>>14359990
The blog was always much better and he/she was a genuinely good writer who was enjoyable to read for more than just the content.

I wouldn't mind reading some of his/her self published stuff but I can understand why it's not shared here, likely being published under a real name and all.

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>>14360002
>Then he's having rough bondage sex with a 5 year old.
I think this ties into what >>14359963 said, where she neither looked nor behaved like her someone of her supposed age.

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>>14360002
Eh, this. I'll actually finish reading a Quicksilver story when one of his characters can stop fucking little children in latex. That's on the same level as futa or sounding for me, it's just fucked.

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>>14359956
I already wrote Shoggoth once, nobody cared. Nobody would care this time so I'm going to save myself the effort and abstain while tripping balls to the Boundaries of Time and Space scene in Lucy.

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>>14360014
Thank you! I want to make an Alp feel good about herself too!

>>14360017
Please, I have a medium sized dick. But to an Alp that's fucking huge.

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>>14360026
He wrote about a busty Kejourou and mega-Holstaur if that's your thing.

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>>14360020
>>14360016
You'd really hate Noise, huh?
But in all serious, you guys are asking for realism. In a MG setting
But if you guys don't like the Loli's then lucky you, because he doesn't just write loli's

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>>14360026
>didn't read his Kejourou story or his Ryu story or even his freaking Mega Holst story
I'm disappointed in you anon.

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>>14359907
Aside from his preferences he's a good writer. I bet he could make one hell of a full story if he actually bothered to world build more and expand his stories further. But I guess he knows himself and doesn't bite of more than he can chew.

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So /mgt/, why do you not like /ss/?

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>>14360026
>He's freaked out about loli's
>He hasn't read his Kenjourou, or his Ryu, or his MEGA Holst stories
OK, I'm sitting out on this one

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>>14360034
Second guy you quoted.

I'm okay with loli, and I've read Quicksilvers other stories without issue.
Noise is also good.

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>>14360042
Shotas are shit, that's why. Monsters deserve real men to fuck.

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I'm starting to see what
>>14359849
was talking about.

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>>14360044
Then in that case, you and I are friends

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>>14360042
I don't really like seeing little boys in my jack off material

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>>14360042
It's shit. 18-20 year old guy and a 25-35 year old (or 100s of years old) woman is far superior in every way.

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>>14360034
>But in all serious, you guys are asking for realism. In a MG setting
It always irritated me when people say this. Yes, nigger. Realism. It's crucial. It's what makes a story relatable and believeable and not a fantastical mix mash of random words that ultimately mean nothing. You can only suspend your disbelief so far, and once that is broken your story becomes practically worthless.

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>>14360042
I like it.
I understand why it may not be anyone else's cup of tea though.

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>>14360042
Because I'm not interested in "little helpless boy" fantasies.

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>>14360052
this

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>>14360042
I have no preference or dislike for /ss/. Whatever floats people's boats.

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>>14360057
Calm down Jim, you might sprain something

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>>14360063
>lel umad
Eh.

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>>14360057
Right? Of course, they start screaming for realism really fucking fast once a competent MC shows up

[Anonymous No.]

What would your favorite monster girl look like if she mega evolved?

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>>14360063
I don't see him being too uncalm. And his point is 100% valid.

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>>14360034
I'm the first guy and I never said I had any problem with his content, only that I find his particular choice of ages strange. I also don't care about realism, only plausibility. I accept the logic from the horse's mouth (>>14360021) but that doesn't mean that I can't question it. I've written all kinds of fantastical smut, but I still like to try to write things that are reasonable, given the assumption of a premise. If he says that his character mature faster, that's fine. But without that, it makes no sense.

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>>14360042
Little boys are the fucking worst. Annoying little shits.

Thinking about it more though, I'm guessing the majority of people who don't like it are straight. How could you, as a straight man, get behind the focus being on a little boy during sex? Also, I feel like any adult male trying to self-insert as a shota has some serious issues, maybe even bordering on furry/brony tier stuff. I bet a lot of people are emasculated by it too, though they'd never admit it.

Just a few possible reasons right there.

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>>14360032
>>14360035
>>14360043
>meme holst
Can someone tell me what was good about that story again? I can see people liking the others, but that shit was retarded.

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>>14360057
>You can only suspend your disbelief so far, and once that is broken your story becomes practically worthless.
And the ladies with spiders for lower bodies who live off taking in semen didn't push your belief far enough already?

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>>14360069
>Mega Ushi-Onna
Uhhh.... I don't know?

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>>14360042
I do like it for some things like mom-son incest or stories with a longer length of time and such but in general I prefer when the femdom is with young adult men.

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>>14360069
Monster Girls don't do that,
The only MG that comes close is Dragon besides that shits fucking stupid.

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>>14360072
>not being able to self-insert into almost any age group
It makes fapping to Agata an Yuuki Rays girls all the more easier.

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>>14360070
>100% valid.
No it's not. He uses over-exaggeration and ignores the personal preference factor in suspension of disbelief.

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>>14360050
Are you calling me out anon? I've only posted once about myself. I try not to get in to too many discussions involving myself so people don't think I'm an attention whore.

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>>14360076
Not to the breaking point. You establish the setting first. Fantasy. Okay, maybe there are half women half spiders. I can get be hind that. There's a setting behind it that supports such creatures. I can suspend my disbelief for now, as it works with the setting.

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>>14360072
>maybe even bordering on furry/brony tier stuff
Let's not go that far.

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>>14360083
He's just asking a hypothetical, don't blow a gasket over it.

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>>14360073
I mean, it was the story that made mega holsts into a meme in the first place. That means people liked it enough to make it into a meme.

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>>14360069
Even fluffier wings

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>>14360059
/ss/ doesn't have to be about a helpless boy though. It could simply be a boy taking advantage of an older more experienced monster girl and becoming a man.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has a severe lack of Kikimora's. Please ensure that the thread has a proper dosage of cute Kikimora's.

Shoggoths are welcome too.

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>>14360042
Personally, I like it. As for why? Eh, I dunno.
Maybe since I like lolis, I find the thought of women enjoying the genderswapped version to be hot?

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>>14360086
>personal preference factor
If that is a factor, then that also counts for his preferences. So yes, still valid.

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>>14360096
Sure, but let's be fair, how often does that one happen?
Besides, I still wouldn't care much for it.

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>>14360099
can't argue with that Kiki's are olve

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>>14360088
This all depends on what the writer is trying to achieve too. Are they writing for an audience, or just for personal pleasure? For others or just for themselves? If it's the latter, they can give themselves a lot more leeway because they already know their own headcanon and just want the words there to solidify things and make the fantasy more authentic and detailed.

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>>14360086
Like >>14360071 says, maybe plausability is the better word. A story needs to be internally consistent, and it's world/plot needs to have a narrative cause and effect, otherwise it's going to be shit. Ask any fantasy writer.

Though I understand this stemmed from some argument about loli, I'm afraid I wasn't following it too much, and now I'm not sure if I'm arguing for or against it in the context of this conversation, if at all. So sorry about that, but I think you can take away the point I'm making about realism by itself.

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>>14360108
I know who I'm not watching Brave Little Toaster with...

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>>14360080
>Spider half is more bulky and her upper body is noticeably more muscle heavy
>More intricate patterns in her fur
>The fur itself now covers more of her human looking half's abdomen
>Horns are noticeably bigger
>Some armor on her arms and legs in places
>She now wears her seal like a headband

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>>14360108
I want to feed a Kiki some olives! I want to drizzle olive oil all over her body and give her the massage of her life!

Fuck you anon, now you have me thinking about olives.

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>>14360108
What a lewd Kiki.
What happened to the good old brooms?

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>>14359879
>Anonymoose
He's good at putting out a lot of text, but his stuff has a ton of errors. His prose is ok, his story is substandard, his characters are terrible, his worldbuilding is pretty good.

He's good enough not to hate, but I wouldn't put him on any best writefag lists.

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>>14360099

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>>14360110
No, it literally has nothing to do with the intentions of the author except for perhaps if they intend to write for a surrealist genre. If this isn't the case however, it can only be chalked up to poor writing to so egregiously shatter the suspension of disbelief, deliberately or otherwise. You don't get to write complete bullshit and go "Na, man, it all makes sense in my head so its all g"

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>>14360126
Man, the Crimson Chin really underwent a radical career change.

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>>14360111
My bad I thought this was to it was meant to be taken in the context of the longer rely chain.

>A story needs to be internally consistent
Now that's something I can wholeheartedly agree on. I also hate when a story/setting establishes its rules only to dash them for plot convenience.
I'm a easier on stories that only infer or leave up to the reader's preferences some points that are not focal to it's overall integrity, though.

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>>14360123
I honestly don't think that his characters are that bad. They fit the genre they're in well and aren't particularly offensive. They're not great by any standard, but they're better than I generally expect from a harem.

I really wish that he'd let other people proofread his shit. I would gladly volunteer to do so. It's ridiculous. He's not quite Alp bad, particularly given the amount he writes, but he definitely needs someone with a better grasp of English grammar to help him out a bit.

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>>14359956
>That faggot
>Write

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>>14359959
I prefer reading greentext. Some people do use it as a crutch, but it doesn't have to be used that way. You can do everything in a greentext you can do in prose, with the added option of skipping mechanical fluff that has no impact on the story.

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>>14360104
At that point you're arguing from a perspective of taste and trying to quantify that on an universal scale outside of maybe some extremes is an exercise in insanity.

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>>14360130
I don't even know how this relates to our writefags anymore.


What happened to talking about good old monstergirls?

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>>14360130
Yeah, again, sorry about that. I wasn't really following the larger chain up until the bit about realism.

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>>14360141
I'm sorry, suspension of disbelief and internal consistency are just my pet peeves.

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>>14360123
>He's good at putting out a lot of text, but his stuff has a ton of errors. His prose is ok, his story is substandard, his characters are terrible, his worldbuilding is pretty good.

This is the fairest way you could describe Moose. The girls are all too powerful for their own good and Laven alternates between being a nice guy and a massive prick like he's schizo. None of the hero characters get any comeuppance for their actions either, so it feels more like a power fantasy in places.
That said, I love his world. There's history in there, and you get a great feel for the places they go to.

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>>14360139
>mechanical fluff that has no impact on the story.
What, dialogue formatting? Environmental description?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360143
Wait, is that Kitsune-bi/tsuki art? That actually exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360144
Are you from /tg/ or /wst/ by any chance? You really seem like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14358772
Thank you for giving an update. I really like them. If the half finished one is the "turn around my life" request, if it's possible please have her not take shit from the interviewer.

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>>14360114
There's a difference between your run of the mill appliances and a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Have you seen how much suction you get with that Root Cyclone technology?

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>>14360140
>perspective of taste
Agreed, which begs the question: Why was that even brought up then?

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>>14360034
Not him, but I love Noise. But he doesn't write his lolis as young as quicksilver. 5-8 is too young for me to feel anything but creeped out.

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>>14360144
Different anon, but I feel you on that. They're the things I think about the most when I fantasize or brainstorm ideas, but I'm not sure what I come up comes close or is god or not.

[Anonymous No.]

March Hare Hibari got coloured, I want to give her my carrot.

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>>14360151
Because my taste > your taste. Duh.
It's just what we do.

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>>14360156
I can pretty much guarantee that nothing that comes up is god.

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>>14360069

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>>14360162
Fuck. Maybe it's time for bed.

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>>14360139
>the "prose is mechanical fluff" guy is back
Hey, I remember you!
I strongly disagree, as will most of the English speaking world, but I still find your viewpoint interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

gas the ______ species war now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360148
Never been to /wst/. Guilty as charged on browsing /tg/ for years though, and being a forever GM for even longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360163
ApophiSandworm-chan a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360081
Good taste

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>>14360160
I do think my taste is superior, but I digress...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360081
Too bad we have no mom-son incest, then.

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>>14360145
I hate how the villains are in the story the most. The church are all cartoon baddies who are easily foiled, and any legitimate points they'd actually have in that world are ignored entirely. The other human villains are just stereotypical evil for the evilz too. It would work in a comedy, but because it's a serious story it just feels stupid.

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>>14360177
We did have that short Wight mom green text.

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>>14360170
I had a three-year stint as eternal GM but have generally been able to play in games as well. I have a pretty solid, if insane group (I've mentioned it in a thread here before), but we generally switch off roles pretty regularly. It keeps things interesting, particularly since we have almost diametrically opposed GMing styles.

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>>14360158
She's cute.

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>>14360149
Mind giving me the post number to it? I'm trying to find it in my list to give you an estimate of how many profiles you have before you.

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>>14360182
Maybe it's really just "Your typical MG story" satire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360177
There's Orphan.

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>>14360193
I don't enroll in the school of thought that goes "Oh don't worry this isn't actually trash it's just ironic."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360158
Now I want a Yagyuu Lich or maybe Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360193
I'd love the story if this were the case, but its been taking itself so seriously since the beginning that I don't think it could be.
I really loved volume one. If the whole saga was like the first 18 or so chapters I'd be all over Moose's dick, but imo he fucked up hard the moment Rose and Laven entered the desert and things have only gone downhill since.

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>>14360182
The thing about the villains is that they're not bad, just underdeveloped. The perspective is almost solely first-person limited. The MC doesn't have any idea what the bad guys are up to, nor does he particularly care. Any villains developed under this paradigm are bound to come off as cartoonish, but to flush them out any more would defeat the purpose of the story.

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>>14360201
That's probably the smart choice, agreed.
Still, I can't help but wonder...

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>>14360069
What would a Mega Anubis look like?
Maybe she'd borrow some traits from a hellhound, or Set to an extent. Just looking a bit more feral and powerful in general.
More fluff is a no brainer, but more prominent ears, maybe with some additional feature there might be something you could add.
In addition to the "! !" runes, the majority of her body might also be decorated with mysterious, magical markings too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360204
>Not Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360206
It also doesn't matter because the characters are all annoyingly overpowered. That stuff works in silly things like One Punch Man, but putting characters like that in a serious story takes balls and rarely works. It might have been okay if only Rose was super powered but when all the girls were unstoppable war machines I just couldn't bring myself to read anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360216
Bitchier, more demanding and neurotic than any other Anubis.

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>>14360218
Strictly speaking, the only overpowered person is Laven. There are plenty of powerful characters in the setting, they just all lose to The Dick. He absorbs everyone strong enough to beat his harem into his harem.

That being said, it doesn't actually change the end result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360217
I don't like Krakens as much as undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360220
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360242
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360232
About about a Kraken Lich? Personality and skin tone of a Lich with the tentacles of a Kraken, they'd be useful in her research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360242
Alright, I'll not judge you over your yearning for a twitchy control freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360247
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360248
I think they're better as wights. Kraken/wight would make the ultimate CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360248
There's definitely potential in that combination, though more limber tentacles would probably be preferable for fine manipulation.

This anon >>14360255 is definitely onto something though.
Release the Wight-Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360253
She'll be a huge annoying bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360260
Is it possible to make a Kraken a jiangshi? A stiff, hopping squid would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360253
>wanting to oil and massage the paw pads of some jackal bitch that keeps going on and on about her being the only responsible person around and nobody over-performing their quota by more than 150% and besides why are you doing such a lackluster job at massaging her paws tat she hasn't gone cross-eyed from pleasure yet

Well, it's your sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

There any stories of monster girl incest where it's actually blood related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360285
On that note, does anyone have the censored version of that incest-enabling succubus picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360265
>hopping squid
It's no flying Girtablilu, but I'm still genuinely terrified. The biggest drawback would be having to massage flexibility back into not only her torso and arms, but the added surface area of those tentacles. Well, drawback or advantage, depending on how you feel about preforming slimy tentacle massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360285
Not that I know of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360252
Thanks.

>>14360264
And I'll be the one who is madly in love with her.

>>14360275
Where anubi are concerned, my sanity is already forfeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360146
>Environmental description
That can be skipped in prose too, so no. Depends on if it contributes anything to the scene.

>dialogue formatting
Yes. You can leave it in when you need to use it for clarity or to communicate something, and leave it out otherwise. That can save you a lot of words if the story is dialog heavy, and depending on how you do it it can actually make the story read better than it would otherwise.

I was mostly thinking of other stuff though, like scene transitions. Scene transitions can take up a lot of the bulk of a story, and they usually contribute nothing to it, but are necessary to maintain immersion. In greentext there are shortcuts you can use to skip them. Some of our writers just skip them in prose too, but that makes the story feel disjointed to me.

I'm not saying greentext is better than prose, just that it's a lot more efficient. Writefagging is amateur writing, and that makes it of inherently unreliable quality. If I have a choice between spending 10 minutes reading a greentext, and spending 20 minutes reading prose that has the exact same story content fleshed out with more words, I'm going to pick the former. If it's good writing it will be good regardless of the format. The only thing you would lose to it being greentext is maybe a tiny bit of immersion. If it's bad, at least I only wasted 10 minutes on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360285
Gaufs Jabberwock story is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360216
Maybe she'd go all Cerberus, like Nasus' R.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360285
Komodo-neechan, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360303
You have more patience than I. That sort of treatment would cause me to cry myself asleep and re-evaluate my life choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360177
Do you count adopted? We got plenty of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360275
That does sound like a lovely evening, helping her wind-down after work.

Truly, nothing would make me happier. Except maybe hearing her compliment the meal I made for her to eat after I'd massaged her.

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>>14360139
I strongly disagree with this as someone who has written both greentext and prose. Greentext is absolutely a crutch and there is a lot lost in the translation from prose to greentext.

The point you make in >>14360308 about efficiency is on-point, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360192
>>14239731

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360285
Recent PRW elf story. I think that was blood related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360325
This is the kind of shit that makes Amazons cream their loincloths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360331
>Elves

Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360325
>Mega Anubis
>compliment
Enjoy being told that the meal was acceptable before getting shooed off to prepare her full body massage and bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360338
What's wrong with Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360220
That sounds like my kind of Anubis, sign me up for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360342
GO BACK TO THE FOREST ELF LOVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360308
Well I don't have that problem since I can tell whether something is worth reading within the first 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360285
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

Enjoy. Big Sisters are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360346
But what if you're wrong and something gets good at 31 seconds? You'd never know.

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>>14360326
Greentext is just a magic arrow that goes in front of each line, Anon. You can write a story in prose then post it word for word in thread with that little arrow in front and it's a greentext now. Whether it's a crutch or not, and whether anything is lost to the format, depends entirely on the writer and how they use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360346
I wish I could pull that off. I didn't realize Sword of Truth was a worthless pile of shit until I finished the whole series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360352
No. I know. If an author fucks up something as important as the beginning, then they certainly aren't worth reading. I mean, why would their prose magically become readable five paragraphs in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360332
Well, too bad for them I'm all about the Anubi. Or Dragons. Would Dragons like such treatment?

>>14360341
I don't care even if it's backhanded. Just some slight indication she appreciates and enjoyed the meal would make me ever so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360357
I care more about the story than the prose, personally. You usually can't tell if the story is any good until you know the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359957
Are you me? People usually think they're okay writers but they're never mentioned. Definitely my top two though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360357
I guess that's makes sense. Still, judging something even though you haven't seen all of it seems a little unfair. But maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about monsters in pants vs monsters in skirts?
If your monster has no legs please select n/a

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360358
I have come to the conclusion that you are a masochist. No sane person would subject themselves to that kind of abuse and enjoy it.

The mega Anubis has truly tainted the Anubis name with loveless relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>Week 1 without Monster Girls Entries
>Anon's party is lightly on edge, easier to anger, and somewhat scared of the future, still optimistic of next week
>Week 2 without Monster Girl Entries
>The party is getting progressively more frightened of the future, tensions are high, a few fights has already broken out
>Week 3 without Monster Girl Entries
>The group has split up into smaller "kingdom" groups, each side threatening the other over nearly anything that might be bothersome
>Month 2 without Monster Girl Entries
>In the grim darkness of the future there is only war, anons screaming and fighting everywhere
>Moth Pussy Anon stabbed to death by Horse Pussy Anon, Snag Pussy Anon cooking Wan Pussy Anon over open fire
>This may be my las entro
>...mmadd...ness...ness...ness...it hurts
>4.

>itchy.
>tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360358
>Would Dragons like such treatment?
Probably? With slight changes I guess, like big meaty claw massages and scale polishing, and an hourly quota of disgustingly sycophantic compliments, hoard polishing, some more schmoozing during some more scale polishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360370
>Loveless
Now that's just plain untrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360361
Forcing myself to read a possibly good story with shitty prose would be like forcing myself to eat a scalding hot bowl of soup without a spoon or other kind of eating utensil. I could burn my hands and lips on the bowl by picking it up and slurping the soup directly, or I could degrade myself by dunking my face in or using my hands to scoop up the soup. In the end I have to ask myself the question: "Is this soup really worth it?" The answer is almost always "Fuck no."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360343
Right under the fine print stating you accept taking doppelganger medicine if she deems you can't adequately service her needs alone.

On the other hand the insurance plan covers treatment for any vertigo resulting from your consciousness controlling several bodies at the same time.

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>>14360358
Anon, you are such a loyal sub that the Mega-Anubis just might "reward" you by letting you kiss her body. Of course by which I mean sitting on your face with her Mega-evolved Anubutt. Which would put normal Anubutts to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360367
>If your monster has no legs please select n/a
But...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360386
>Of course by which I mean sitting on your face with her Mega-evolved Anubutt.
Dear God that sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360386
Please expand on the Mega-evolved Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360375
Then show me where the love is, anon. All I have heard is some poor schmuck trying his hardest to please the mega Anubis, with her blowing off everything he does as mediocre or wrong.

And don't tell me that the love is "implied". I need proper feedback telling me that I am a good husband for her, otherwise I would find myself running away the first chance I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire and her same-aged twin human brother occupy the same castle
>Vampire runs out of wine and blood from her servants, all of whom are outside the castle on a fetch quest
>Starving, she looks for her human brother to go outside the castle in broad daylight and find her some fresh virgin blood
>Enter his room and find him asleep next to his collector's item dakimakura
>Realize he's probably a virgin
>He's asleep and defenseless
>Decide to bite him a little and suck a bit of his blood
>Nibble on him so soft it doesn't wake him, drinking his virgin nectar
>Vampire notices her human brother has an erection growing in his pants from having his neck bitten
>Quickly leave his room in a red faced embarrassment, blood trickling down her chin
>"I just drank my own brother's blood... am I pervert!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360386
Would a Mega-Anubis be such an efficient manager that she manages to get all her tasks done before lunchtime so she can spend the rest of the day relaxing with her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360381
I can understand that. The prose we get here usually isn't bad enough to provoke that kind of reaction in me though.

Maybe I just seared most of the heat receptors out of my mouth by reading poorly translated, shitty magazine scans of manga.

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>>14360353
If people wrote greentext the same as prose, then you'd be completely correct. But they don't. True, all greentext means is that you put an arrow before each line, but they're written very differently. Sentences are often not grammatically complete, thoughts are expressed much more bluntly, and statements are generally made with less finesse.

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>>14360364
Lanternon is amazing at world building and I like the dialogue, even if Val and Victor are both infuriatingly blind to their bias and resistant to alternate views.
Seafoam just writes the most wonderful smut, and I can't believe so few people mention him because of it. Maybe its because he hasn't done much recently. In any case they're my favourites too.

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>>14360390
I understand, Anon, but I fear your opinion may be tainted by the fact your waifu can't wear pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360390
Miia's fashion sense is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360406
>The prose we get here usually isn't bad enough to provoke that kind of reaction in me though.

I give many writefags a hard time, but this is accurate. Even that other site generally has good prose, barring a couple of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360358
Wow. I can practically see the collar around your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360391
Boy, to enjoy being sit on, her cheeks resting on your face while your tongue desperately tries to find places to pleasure her, you're one eager Mega Anubis servant aren't you? I bet you enjoy getting bossed around, and not having any will of your own. You live for your Mistress/Wife don't you?

>>14360396
Well, with her newfound narcosis and even haughter aura, she spends even harder sitting on her anubutt ordering her servent/husband/slaves/etc around, and it grows fatter from it. The Mega Anubis has a very impressive Anubutt, coupled with her wide wide hips and thick thighs.

Just don't tell her this, she'll get very offended and go out of her way to make you apologize for her blasphemy by kissing her rear, then fetching her the royal ice cream to sooth her feelings. And quickly.

>>14360402
She yells, is bitchy, and sits on her ass barking orders are people more efficiently than a regular Anubis. It works though, the results don't lie. The people she yells at do their job 1.7 times faster than those yelled at by a regular Anubis. Of course, this doesn't help the Mega Anubis' blood pressure, since she'll either wonder about how she deserves relaxation or how there's still more work to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360400
I want one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360371
So...

When is KC releasing another grill anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360406
That could be it. Hell, maybe that's even better for you. My snootiness is certainly restricting my range of reading by quite a bit. If I was honest, only two writefags have gotten through my filter of pickiness. One of them is practically dead and the other is alive and well. Good for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360430
When we all promise not to argue about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360434
RIP MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360434
but you and I both know that's impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360408
Yep. The deviation from the usual just smut and the thought behind the world building just made Lanternon my favorite writer. He's also got the only side characters that I've managed to experience catharsis with; primarily Rina and Luke I think his name was.

But gotta forgive characters for being pig headed, growing up thinking a certain mindset, gonna have some trouble changing them, especially fanatical views like Victor.

Seems like we're both masochists here. Wait months on end for a hit and once we're finally clean again, either one of them manage to write something and draw us both back in again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360371
>month 3
MAY THE RATGIRLS EAT YOUR EYES, DARKNESS COMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360434
Well, pack your shit everyone, we're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360430
I think he's holding off until after the Cheshire hentai drops, but don't quote me on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360400
>leaves him with a raging boner

A Dhampir would never do this and that's why they're superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360433
I understand. I bother with very few writefags myself. I generally just select names at random in the list then read their most popular story for a paragraph or two before deciding if its worth continuing.

Its not a bad method, but can be annoying when you find someone you like and it turns out to be one of the many dead guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360400
>has an erection growing in his pants from having his neck bitten
Hey that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360455
Dhampir pls go don't start again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360459
You're the real pervert here, not some poor, thirsty vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360455
A Dhampir would milk her own blood related brother's balls inside her in that situation?

My, how depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360434
Oh. So it will be like >>14360371 then.

Guess I'll just kill you all and claim the tribute for myself like that one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360466
I'm a slut for vampires and I admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360458
We had a good conversation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360398
I'd just like to point out, I'm not the guy who originally responded to you calling the concept of Mega-Anubi "Bitchier, more demanding and neurotic" as being "Perfect".

But either way, there's nothing said anywhere about her blowing my happily working to please her off as mediocre or wrong. The implication has leaned just as much towards backhanded yet appreciative criticism as it has towards outright dismissal. And I choose to read it far more as the former; picturing her giving me a thanks for the paw rubs and meal, only to then give some backhanded critique on some slight flaws. And then when she's alone after shooing me along to prepare the next stage of her evening relaxation, her tail would be flailing about as she blushes, eagerly anticipating being further pampered by my touch. And I'd know it. Because that's being in love; noting the little idiosyncrasies of her affection shining through, even if she doesn't show it overtly all the time.

And since it's my fantasy, really, what do I care what you read into it?

>>14360402
Efficiency is to everyone's benefit, after all.

>>14360424
Mega or not, I'm always eager for Anubi.
>Not having any will of your own
I think you're confusing something. Yes, I'd live for an Anubis Wife completely; but my desire to pamper her is completely my own. Regardless of whether she ordered me or not, I'd work to please her, just because that's what I'd want to do.

God all this Anubi talk is making me think about resuming that story I started as an excuse for Anubi irrumatio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360455
Dhampires are great. I would love to have one as a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360407
>But they don't
But they can. All I'm saying is, judge a story by its own quality, not assumptions about its format.

We might get a lot of crumby greentexts, but we get some good ones too. 2 of my favorite stories from here are in greentext and I don't see it impacting their quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360465
Non! Vampires must be put in their place and taught to appreciate the men they're leeching off of.

>>14360470
There is nothing depraved about some sisterly love and caring.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, little fuckstick, why aren't you in the kitchen where you belong?

Human boys should be seen, not heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360444
>Luke
I'm still sort of mad he got such a horrible ending. I'd have wanted revenge too, even if he went too far to achieve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360476
Then start writing. Thinking about things never gets them finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360476
>spoiler
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
I don't cook for rude people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
I cast [Fist].

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360487
Human emotions make people do insane things, particularly grief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360476
I'd just like to point out, he's not the guy who originally wrote the "Bitchier, more demanding and neurotic" post. That would be me and this post chain seems to bounce between several posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
What happened to your nipples, miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360470
Dhampir are well known for having an incest fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

You have mastered the world of instrumental music and you can play anything in any instrument! (Voice included too)

What would you play for her with your new amazing skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360498
Such is the ever confusing nature of anonymity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
I'm here to take up the white man's burden, savage. Prepare to be civilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
Amazons are not that rude and don't treat their husbandos like that, impostor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
Ma'am, you seem to be confused. See, it's women, who belong in the kitchen, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWUC2-ypnDQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
You know my wife's a Hellhound right?
I'm training for our weekly "hunt".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
Your text does not match your image.
That face is saying "Yo, handsome, what are you doing in the kitchen instead of between my legs where you belong?"

[Anonymous No.]

If you had the chance to have a monster girl as your sister, which one would you creampie repeatedly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
>sister
You know, I have one of those. They're not as great as some of you think they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360502
Dhampirs would probably make poor mothers, seeing as how they'd probably have sex with their offspring as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
>Propaganda to make the Amazons look bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
I would never want a sister. I've seen the shit people go through with those little shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
>If you had the chance to have a monster girl as your sister, which one would you creampie repeatedly?
That's a difficult question.
Also, that girl is a Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360521
This is a hypothetical scenario where monster girls exist and siblings aren't assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360521
Sounds like you're suffering from a bad case of 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360521
I have an older sister I can't stand but I also have a huge onee-san fetish. These things are not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
I already have a sister.
There's nothing like actually having a little sister to completely destroy any chance of having an incest fetish.
I wish I had that stupid MS paint comic about the guy claiming to be horny for his goldfish and then being told by an actual fish owner that he's lying because he knows nothing about owning fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
MGE Troll. Bonus points for pantyhose and sweater dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
A sandworm big sister would be cute.
Especially if she's protective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360528
Hm, kunoichi, I guess.
>>14360529
Give it to me straight doc, is there a cure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
Vampire. I want her to be my twin or older sister and force me to impregnate her and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
Manticore or Damphir, I would love a Tom boy Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360531
You are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360535
Like this guy said, >>14360529
You aren't properly dissociating 3d from 2d. Just like how monstergirls don't act the shitty way some 3d women do, monster sisters don't act the shitty way 3d ones do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
Does it count if I creampie her boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360547
Aside from when they rape you.

And yes, "rape" as in "No, I don't wanna have sex with you sis".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
Manticore for endless teasing and tail pumping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360547
I still wouldn't want to fuck my sister, even if she was a succubus. Some other faggot can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360551
>"No, I don't wanna have sex with you sis".
Always nice to see brothers who're up for a round of the rape game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360551
Your 3D sister rapes you? Das fucked up, man
Maybe you should start lifting or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
Echidna. Because that likely means I have monstergirl sisters of other species who want in on the "Brother-Sister Bonding"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360551
This is what drives me away from the whole little sister MG deal, not only because of my tastes, but also in case the situation is that my original little sister transforms.

In that case, there would be no better incentive to get me to travel to the other side of Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360560
See, this is exactly why I go to Paladin Camp.

>>14360565
Thanks for your concern /fit/, but we're still talking hypotheticals here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360559
Are you talking about your actual sister, as a succubus?
You're meant to make up a fictional monster waifu-sister in situations like this. If you still don't want that, then I guess it's just a matter of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360571
Well, traveling is always fun I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360550
Excellent taste, chum
I want to creampie a busty mg's chest until it drips out of the bottom and starts to puddle on the floor at her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360572
>leaving your monster sister alone and worried about what the angel skanks might do to you in that camp

Inconsiderate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360582
I go there to git gud, not to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360576
Hypothetical or real, it is NOT happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360572
>Paladin Camp
Ah yes, Paladin Camp. I loved it there. Which order is your camp run by?
Mine was run by the Order of Hathor. Met my wife there, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360582
>because being raped by your own sister is so much better
This is why paladins are necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360589
>thinking those sanctimonious sluts would give you a choice

She just wants what's best for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360593
>Paladin camp letting monsters in
I go there to get away from them. That sounds like bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360594
It's just some proactive bonding between siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360598
>implying a weakshit angel can even touch me
>implying an angel would even do such a thing in the first place
She should mind her own damn business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360593
Order of the Sun. There are cute wolfgirl priestesses everywhere.
Order of Hathor is good too though. I heard you guys are all super chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360599
Any deity can have an order of paladins serving it, Anon. Plenty of deities are monster neutral. Some are even pro-monster, like Eros and the Fallen God.
I wonder if the Fallen God has a paladin order. She has priests so I guess she must.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Geez, how long is that Ryu going to have sex?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360514
A Hex Maniac-esque Kejourou, or maybe a Wight. Some type of girl like that with magic and hypnotism powers would be quite neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360620
Three days. Do you even know anything, fox-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360616
>paladin of Eros
Bring on the chain banana hammocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that kitsune asmr video? Can't really search for it since the title was in moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360625
Her shrine is a half kilometer away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360636
Storms are big anon, half a kilometer is fucking measly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360641
Many thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna get my wurm on
Gonna get my wurm on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360644
Where did that belt come from? She doesn't need it for her clothes, it wouldn't work with her outfit. Why is it there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360615
The food is godly, and they have great heavy armor trainers. Mass was a little awkward though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360633
I remember this channel being linked here once when kitsune ASMR came up
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeD97bgC9Gf9ZF_ZUWXQhNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360645
H-how does that even work anon? Do you think Wurm-chan is a hat? Wurm-chan is not a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360653
I'm fairly certain there is an image floating around of a man wearing a tiny wurm on his head.

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>14360218
>annoyingly overpowered

I'm seeing this point brought up all the time here, but no one backs it up. At least not with anything that isn't a blatant falsehood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360657
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360664
There we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360645
I quite like Wurms, especially the kind and not god-awful threadcannon varieties.

Some nights I imagine her coiling around my legs and holding me close in bed, feeling safe and loved in her embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360657
But that's more of a scarf anyway, not a hat. Is this what you meant what you said 'get your Wurm on'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360580
I want to do that with my shortstack jubjub and betnween her feet would be a flood of our juices, hmm might as well do it in the tub and turn it into a jizzcuzi for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360658
Don't, you will regret it

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's lookin' a little dead. Time for an injection of fun. It's been a while anyway, and it'll be a while again.

Alright anons , it turns out giving your credit card information to that "Lescatian Princess" was a bad idea after all. You've lost all your money and your home to a horrible scam. The good news is that a lot of local brothels are hiring, and they pay pretty well.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small party (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium Party (6 girls)
Option 3: Large Party (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
I feel like I should mention that you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Busty
2: Thin
3: Hourglass shaped
4: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Gym Bunny
7: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
8: Pear Shaped
9: Species Norm
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and steals you.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
4: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
5: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.)
6: Foursome (She invited two unscheduled friends and is willing to pay extra to include them. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
7: Polynesian Sex
8: You choose.

Length of Job: d4

1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

Now here's the thing anon. You're bringing in about $100 an hour of work. Are you going to leave the job once you get enough to get a new house and get back on your feet, or will you keep fucking lonely monstergirls for cash?
Or did one of them buy your contract and make you her husbando and/or butler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360664
First time I saw this I thought the Ryu was holding her tits and taunting the Wurm, Megamilk style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
This isn't fun at all, this is just cancerous spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360648
Mass was kinda awkward at our camp too.
We'd have a big meal, listen to a speech about helping people wherever we go and bringing Amaterasu's kind light into our lives.
Then everyone got paired off with a Wolf Priestess to brush her tail and things like that.
It never got lewd, but it felt pretty intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360641
That is lovely. A cute and slightly drunk Kitsune is what I need right now.

It beats the Funky Kong Drives You Home From The Airport one anyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
>I feel like I should mention that you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.

I find this whole concept of omitting certain monstergirls in completly meaningless and imaginary events hilarious. I suppose I can understand it for the siths, but it just goes to show how overly sensitive so many people are here, and how seriously they take the whole monster girl thing.

That being said, holy hell, $100 an hour is a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

What rules would a Monster Girl High School have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360703
rule #4: If he isn't hard now throw him down and go to town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360706
Prez, I'm not even gonna bother retorting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360703
I dread to think how they'd make it dirtier than their human versions.

I guess there would be less sexual jokes and more outright furious rape. That pervert teacher would be a Manticore, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360672
What does "get your X on" mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360658
Not him, but you're almost as bad as Alpanon when it comes to taking criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360708
rule #5: If he refuses the rules nothing left but the rape dungeon for this fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360713
>That pervert teacher would be a Manticore, too.
That or a Succubus, but a Manticore fits the whole 'sexual predator' role better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYR1YtiSsM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
>Thunderbird
>Pear shaped
>Undead
>Cuddling
>One week
She just wants to feel beautiful. She must have lost a lot of confidence when she died and came back.

>Wyvern
>Thin
>Oral fixation
>Rough sex, I top
>Half a day
Half a day seems right, I worry that a little twig like her would snap in half when things got really rough.

>Hellhound
>Hourglass
>Bottom heavy
>Anal
>One month
I choose the Hellhound. I'd like to be her husbando please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360703
I wouldn't know since I would never have gone to one. That's as dumb as a decision as going to a school full of niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360703
>that ryu
CUTE
WOULD DATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360720
If you're gonna make up rules on the spot, at least make them rhyme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
>Option 1
>Wyvern, Choose one - Hourglass shaped, Choose two - Love Freak [rolled even], Twins [sister body type, Species Norm] [quirk for both, Semen Demon (Oh god)]
>Mantis, Gym Bunny, Awkward Virgin
>Ren Xiongmao, Thin (wat), Bakunyuu (fucking huh?)

>Hired for, you choose - All of the Above, especially handholding and cuddling
>Length, 1 week

The twins bought out my contract, I moved in with them as their husband. They occasionally call the mantis and panda over for orgies and followup cuddle-orgies. RIP my balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360727
Careful, she's a huge buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360730
Oh god how could I forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbTfoXiSQQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360727
>Wanting to date a Water Wurm

Just date a regular Wurm jeeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360099
I know he drew a two part yan kiki, anyone happen to have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
Medium party, here we go.
>Busty, awkward virgin + orally fixated Ghost with a Handholding fetish for one week (10, 10, 3, 3)
>Oppai Loli, semen demon Giant Slug who likes Anal for half a day (4, 6, 2, 1)
>Thin, undead Scylla who wants Polynesian sex for a month (2, 3, 7, 4)
>Thin, awkward virgin Humpty Egg who likes vanilla for a week (2, 1, 1, 3)
>Gym bunny, Love freak (yandere) Sahuagin who wants me on top for rough sex for half a day (6, 5, 5, 1)
>Loli, orally fixated Merrow who wants a foursome (with a Sphinx and a Chochin-Obake) for a day (7, 4, 6, 2)

Dear god, what have I done. Assuming I work 56 hours a week (8 hours a day), that's $36800 (5600 + 400 + 24000 + 5600 + 400 + 800). Not too shabby, but my dick will probably be dead and I'll probably be mindbroken. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360641
An ASMR that actually does the "Monstergirls are fascinated by round human ears" bit?

I didn't know I had this fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360741
>>Busty, awkward virgin + orally fixated Ghost with a Handholding fetish for one week (10, 10, 3, 3)
N I C E
I
C
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360741
Fuck I forgot which one I'd pick. The Ghost seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Master, you must rest now, you need to let your legs heal properly. Please get back to writing your novel..."

Oh no, your Kiki has gone 'Misery' on you. What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360741
No taking weekends off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360751
I don't deserve the weekends of for falling for such a stupid scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360750
Play along and wait until my legs heal, then kick her shit in the moment I can walk properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360750
Not much else I can do with broken legs other than freak the fuck out.
Either that, or call for help from a Shoggoth, since I am obviously not going to hire another Kikimora after this incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360750
I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360730
so she likes anal?
Interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zzg3UP-x8k

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360741
Most brothels supply potions and the like to keep their employees healthy and ready to fuck at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680

>First Client Ghost
>The ghost of a huge titted oral fixated Gym Rabbit
>Hired for Polynesian sex for the day. (?)


>Client 2
>Dormouse
>Busty, wide assed mouse that hired to do anal for a month


>Client 3
>Busty Wyvern with an oral fixation who hired me for a week's worth of cuddling and hand holding

I'm not even sure what the hell to say other than that rat has pockets bigger than her for a month's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360763
Buttsluts are olive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360750
Break her arms to get the initiative, and switch the situation on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360734
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360776
Naw it was one presenting tea with yan eyes and the other was her slapping the master before pouring tea on his head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360750
You want this? Then EAT IT! Eat it till you choke, you sick, twisted fuck!

I am of course referring to my John Thomas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360690
I just felt bad for the High Priestess, filling up all those tiny little glasses of milk in front of everybody every week. She always looked so embarrassed.

The individual lessons were fine though, since we were always paired off with the same camp counselor for them. I got matched with a tall dairy-holst paladin from somewhere in Iowa with the longest, more fit looking thighs I'd ever seen, and an amazingly timid personality. I knew I'd marry her some day as soon as our first lesson started. She had a rich, creamy vanilla taste with just a hint of hazelnut. It was heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360763
She's also rich as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GmqxtsDeW8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360772
>>Client 2
>>Dormouse
>>Busty, wide assed mouse that hired to do anal for a month
Niggaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360765
Call the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360772
>Hired for Polynesian sex for the day. (?)
Pretty much Slow and Passionate sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360703
I always imagined Aria as a really slutty unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360778

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
>Polynesian Sex
The fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360792
I think the ryu is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360795
Extremely slow and extremely passionate lovemaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360790
>"Go ahead, call the cops, they can't un-kiki you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360804
They sure can un-kiki the kiki though, especially if the Amazoness is on duty.
I shudder to think of what she would do to such an abusive maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360772
Wait when is my break for the dormouse?
Do I even get breaks?
How long's a session anyways? Wouldn't she just sleep through and add more time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
>awkward virgin, gym bunny Gazer
>vanilla sex, one month

>pear shaped, bottom heavy Cheshire
>anal, one month

>bakunyuu Dark Valkyrie
>anal, one week

>semen demon Hellhound
>rough sex with her on top, one month

hourglass shaped, Vamp Mosquito semen demon
vanilla, one day

>busty, love freak Oomukade who wants to buy my contract
>handholding and cuddling, one month

Got myself some return customers, so earning enough to get back on my feet should go fairly fast. Afterwards I'd go and hold the fuck out of the Oomukade's hand. This time, free of charge and with no time limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360820
You're not fucking her for a month solid. It just means she's got you for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360823
>One entire month of pounding a smug lavender cat's fat bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360823
You hit the jackpot with that Oomukade. Nothing like a cute cuddlebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360836
Cheshire not so smug after being unable to sit for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360132
Just ask him, and provide some evidence of competency. I did, and he let me have near full reign of the saga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360839
>"Haha... Only 4 hours? What's the matter? Tired already? Ha... Ha... O-Ouch..."

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hero! Hero, look! I learned another spell!"
>"It's wind magic! And it's a buff, too."
>"See, what it does, is it causes an updraft directly on the person you cast it on. It'll increase your attack power, since you're wearing a cape and all, and it'll make you look cooler."
>"I call it...Swish."
>"Just don't use it on any girls wearing skirts. You little pervert, you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360860
I want my cocky warrior Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360860
Oh I am using it on every girl that is wearing a skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Orcs maybe a werewolf, but everything else will probably make me there husband after raping the ever living shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360860
Ok, I'll only use it on you then. How's that, you big grape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360750
>>14360765

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360680
Alright.

>Loli Dormouse mixed with an Apophis , wants Handholding and cuddling for one week.

>Loli Goblin love freak who goes yandere for me, wants anal for half a day

>Gym Bunny Baphomet with an oral fixation, wants vanilla sex for a day

I don't like lolis but that Dormouse chimera is the ultimate cuddlebug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Literally none of them. They're all way stronger than the average human, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360877
Are those bolt cutters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357898
>>14357903
Wouldn't Harpies have tremendous arm strength?

You know, for flying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360892
What strength they have is accompanied by a lack of coordination and articulation. As long as you're fast and calculating, they could never hit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357893
Alice and doppelganger, maybe a lesser slime.

That's if the Alice is in 'innocent girl' mode and not 'actually im a fucking succubus' mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360877
Wow, the Shoggoths have been hard at work with their anti-Kikimora propaganda.
And by god, is it working. I want a Shoggoth to hold me and promise she'll protect me from the scary kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360860
I appreciate the thought, but I'm a Spellsword class, I mainly focus on Agility and Willpower stats.

B-But I'll find some uses for Attack! I don't think I could say no to such a nice ara ara Apophis Black Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360910
>Trusting a Shoggoth
>Eating a meal she made only for her to lean into your ear and whisper.
>"Thy meal was made with the root of T'char."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360860
>Immediately use it on the Apophis, causing her robes to flail up all Marylin Monroe-like
What does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night, /mtg/.

Don't forget to start the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this scary Kiki / Shoggoth posting

Fuck this shit, I'm switching to something I can rely on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360955
Birds are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360919
Guess I'm going with the Roomba, then.
At least it won't use bolt-cutters on me and feed me cursed roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360877
Poor girl got involved with a malfunctioning Heinz bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360961
>Relying on a dumb horse that will break half your stuff and do a crappy job on the other half
>Also you now have a good chance of getting a horse foot in the chest, fatally killing you

Have fun anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360955
Good night anon, hope you get some sleep

Melatonin and a warm shower has been doing wonders for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360982
>fatally killing you
Oh man that's one dumb mistake I made, my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360951
I wish to know the answer to this too. Does her Attack go up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360982
Cat maids with fat tats?

Surely you can't go wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360999
So long as she's well behaved she'll do wonderfully. Not for me though, cats goddamn hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360999
Imagine waking up every morning to those wrapped around your dick.
That'd be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360961
A centaur maid is fine too, who needs a house with stairs anyways, stairs suck.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a Slime Girl right in her belly, and cum in there until she looks swollen and pregnant?
http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/image/133307334010

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360982
Hey, Horse Pussy can do just as good a job as any!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361008
Except walk up stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360729
>The twins bought out my contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360955
I don't need heating, her body is a furnace

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
Oh man, that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
>Wyvern twins.

O-Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
How can one man be so based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
Holy shit those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
They've got you all to themselves for a whole week.

And you have to do everything they want you to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361042
They actually went and bought your contract though.
That means you're theirs forever and ever, as their beloved husband.
Imagine two rich Wyvern twins who like you so much they buy your contract from the brothel you work at so they can make you their husband and lavish you with affection as m uch as they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361006
Isn't that the same artist that does the Giratina and gay sissy boy shark with two dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
>More Wyvern art
>Twins that share you
You're too good for us

[Anonymous No.]

Do non-loli, flat-chested monstergirls wield big weapons to compensate for their chest size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361054
So a genderflipped Pretty Woman movie would be a huge box office winner in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361087
>Pretty Human will never get art
>no plump 60 year old CC Kitsune booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361066
Yes and yes. And he's not all that much of a sissy. What he is, is a fat-fag.
His main sissy OC is a catboi.

He also does a really cute Darkrai-girl I'm a fan of. Popularly called "Raifu", or Rai for short. He more recently introduced a Cresselia girl as her sister.

He's also done some MGE and EMG fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
As the guy whose post you linked, I just want to say this settles it, I'm working on the Wyvern thing I've been wanting to do next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
>Wyvern Twins
Oh lordie this is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361108
God I love me some Kitsune GILFs. Monster Girl GILFs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361121
Ivy wasn't a GILF though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361108
That does sound fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361127
Did I say so? Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361121
I want a GILF Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361014
They can walk up stairs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361234
Not very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361234
Oh god, they're learning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
Looks like I'm about to deliver the dropkick of shame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361287
Horses can learn a lot of tricks so Centaurs could easily perform all those and more.

Lots more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361320
Constructing jetpacks for flight capabilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361015
>that look
>those thighs

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361295
>the dropkick of shame!
Where does this even come from? is it a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361325
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Explain what a "Jam doughnut" is as a sex thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361339
Damn she's pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361343
You jam it into her dough and nut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361343
Simple
It's when a vampire or dham[ir drinks your blood but is not allowed to lick her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361336
not that I know of

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361320
Maybe if they ever learn to wear and look good in frilly lingerie, I'll consider a centaur maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361320
I want to cumflate a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361358
? >>14360961

>>14361363
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361358
It's hard to find bras that look sexy in that size, though I'd prefer them just bare. Maybe if she got one of those lacy tops like what Miia had.

As for bottoms, I think I'd lose it when I go to slip off her thong and realize it's the size of a small flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361371
Those are just stockings. And I bet they're plain as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361371
I'm gonna!
You can't stop me!

In fact, I'll find some big, scarred guard captain, romance her, and then get her in bed to do the deed.
Plugging her up afterwards so she has to walk around like that on the day before they get a new batch of recruits.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire waifu sleep drinks
>Terrified you at first, but she's never been too rough nor has she drank too much, almost like her body knows exactly when to stop
>Sometimes she makes a total mess though
>Sometimes you don't tell her about it
>Sometimes people show up at the door
>Sometimes you play it up
>She answers the door, unaware of the fact that she's got semi-dried blood covering almost her whole face and running down her neck
>The person at the door is startled, but that turns to horror once you drag yourself around the corner, with blood all over the left side of your neck, running down and soaking your shirt both in the front and on the shoulder,and smearing up onto your face
>"Run! Save yourself!" you gasp out while struggling to hold back your laughter
>The person at the door turned out to be an off duty paladin who had brought over some of your mail that had been wrongly delivered to them
>They didn't respond well
>It was awkward to explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361372
>striped panties on her fat horse ass

A for effort at least, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360069
I'm 6 hours late but pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361376
>some big, scarred guard captain
>stomach slightly distended
>all the new recruits hear her audibly sloshing when walking around
Good thing centaurs suck at rape otherwise you'd get revenge nsoosnoo'd so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361373
You forgot her Garterbelt in the other images.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Minotaur and call her cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361393
All part of my plan!
I may even let her be the dominant one one day and then spike her nighttime drink with some dormouse tea so she sleeps soundly enough for me to repeat the process again that night.
Except I may use an aid or two to go even bigger and replace the plug with some cursed vibrator that only I can remove.
I'd like to see her face her recruits like that the next day after a home-cooked breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>Captured by a band of orcs
>Fearing the worst as they drag you back to their hideout
>When you arrive, they slap you in a chair in the middle of a large room full of orcs
>A gruff orc with a scar takes the seat across from you
>She sneers and then challenges you to duel monsters
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
Beat her like a man in a children's card game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
Use my catapult turtle to destroy the flotation ring on her dark castle so that it falls on her creatures, destroying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
Bitch you picked the wrong autist to duel with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
Couldn't we play pokemon instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
But I don't know how to play. This is so unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
Absolutely destroy her in a card game for children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
Haven't played since Malefics came out.

Hopefully those are enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
I play Exodia the Forbidden One in my first turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361423
I didn't realize how retarded that card description was when I posted it. Better version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361423
Do you know how to Pendulum summon?
It's okay if you don't. I don't either. ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
I'll up the ante and challenge her to a Turbo duel on centaurs.

If I win, I get to go free. If she wins, I become property of the horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
I always wanted to make an orc cry at the sight of cake lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361429
B-but that's five monsters in one turn!
You can't break the rules like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361432
Nope. I opted out before that became a thing.

Malefics are the last thing I remember because I completely destroyed people with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361433
>Law enforcement and wars settled by a children's card game
Who's brilliant idea was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361400
>making a proud, seasoned veteran stumble through a day like some filly on ice
>propping herself up with her spear and griping the handle like she was holding on for dear life
>eventually failing to control herself as her hind legs give out and the shock of impact adds to the vibrators constant stimulation, driving her over the edge
>making her experience the embarrassment of her subordinates hearing the throaty moans before she stumbles to her feet and heads home
>leaves a snail trail all the way back

You know, even if she can't rape you she could still smother you with some fat centaur tats.

[Anonymous No.]

Just how furry can a monster girl be, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361435
The rules are made to be broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361443
Don't forget the loud sloshing.
I'm not stopping till even the slightest movement makes noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361445
B-but you don't even have money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361449
I don't need money, I have children's card games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361444
We've discussed this shit a gorillion times already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361444
>Face is still mostly human
>No pattern in the fur
>Paws have to have humanoid digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361402
>had a load of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards as a kid I liked to collect.
>never understood the rules of the game or the appeal for it.
I just liked to collect shit. I still do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361444
Is it a monster?
Is it a girl?
If yes, it's a monster girl. People will disagree with this logic, but that's my definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361460
Acceptable. YGO cards had some waifu-tier artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361444
I prefer Polt because I love big meaty hands.

Yes I know I'm weird don't rub it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361447
You know, it's shit like that which leads to finding yourself pinned under the flank of a Centaur who just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361473
Jokes on her.
Just means I get to stroke her hair and cuddle her
I then proceed to blue ovarie her for the next week until I take her out for a romantic dinner on the town and a normal night of sex.


About three weeks after that I'm going to try a humpty egg/corruption fruit/manticore venom and see how big she can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360486
thoughts on sweaty MILFazons, gang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361489
I need to make her thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361489
I like this

>>14361491
And I like the way this Anon thinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361489
The best. I would be a househusband for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360716
Fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361508
Never could get into that quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361473
>Centaur waifu storms into the room
>Knocks you down, sits on your crotch
>Her juices seep through your pants instantly
>Her face is bright red
>She's trying to scowl at you, but also holding back her ahegao face
>Demands that you take out the vibrator or she'll take it out on you
>Walk around behind her, drop my trousers
>Grab her meaty haunches in each hand
>Give her a firm smack on the flank, she gasps from the stimulation
>Remove the vibrator, only to reinsert it into her ass
>Before she can protest, plungemy cock deep into her horse pussy, burning hot and soaked in juices
>She immediately loses all composure and cums instantly
>Her legs buckle under her and she sinks down, her face contorted in embarrassment and pleasure
>Spend all afternoon pounding frustrated horse pussy until my balls are drained and she has a foal on the way
>Finally remove the vibrator once I'm spent
>Make up humiliating and teasing her with lots of cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361494
I want to cook and care for a MILF tier amazon
I want to cook her a banquet for dinner every day, keep the house clean, and do so much shopping that she never needs to go out hunting so she can only stay home and GET SOFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361514
Cerea get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361489
>milf
I don't have mommy issues so it's trash for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361517
But then her friends will make fun of her for allowing her hubby to spoil her rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361519
I will fuck the horse pussy, and you cannot deter me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361517
I want a strongfat Amazon wife to spoil and dote on like a loving househusband, and to cuddle close to on cold nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361525
Well, then I'd just have to let her do some cowgirl that night after a grand feast of her favorite foods.
I'd also need to remind her that it's my job to care for her every need like that and spoiler her even more, giving her snacks and massaging her feet when she's watching her favorite movies.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Monster Girl prostitutes pay you money instead?

Standing on street corners, waving a wad of dollar notes at you and offering $100 to have you all to herself for one hour? $5 to just fondle your crotch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361539
Well, I'd be working there with them actually.
Dressed up in my comfiest clothes and a "Free Hugs" sign on my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361535
If you keep this up, then she'll get even softer when you knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361542
>Free hugs
Mah nigga, hugs make everything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361539
Why I just be a streetwalker instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361539
I don't see it working out that way. I'm sure their are countless men willing to become prostitutes that monster girls don't get that desperate Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361545
Of course!
And now I'd have an excuse to pamper her even more!
Don't want her overworking herself and injuring herself or the baby.
Besides, she's eating for two now so bigger meals are on the way!
Extra snuggling as well.
She's going to be my big, soft, amazon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361480
>humpty egg/corruption fruit/manticore venom
That can't be safe.

Besides, all that cumflating would be bound to knock her up eventually. And then come the real travails.
A Centaur swinging between cranky and horny. All the complaining that she doesn't fit her already tight clothes because her breasts started swelling and lactating, the weird cravings, the lamenting that she's with child out of wedlock, the grumbling that she has to take a break of her duties and the embarrassment whenever she bumps into one of her subordinates. The weird, out of character scenes like finding her giggling and humming while knitting baby clothes. The mood swings between shouting and blaming you for turning her weird and scooting up to you making bedroom eyes. The monster sex drive kicked into eleven.

I think the joke's ultimately on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361548
Yep,
Be they alp, alice, oomukade, or devil bug,
Each one who comes to me is going to get a free hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361521
Why do you feel the need to project like that, faggot? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361553
Since she has that baby she's going to want to work all that fat off and get back into hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361542
>"Free hugs huh?..."
>She lifts you off the ground.
>Gives you an extra powerful Mino-hug.
>Lets you fall limp to the ground.
>Drops a piece of paper on you.
>"Call me sometime later, hot stuff."

I hope it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361556
Oh no,
I guess I'd just need to take responsibility and help raise our daughter.


Although I just need to hope that the young one doesn't ask why mommy looks 'fat' sometimes and sloshes when she walks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361514
Should not want. Who am I kidding? I'd do all of that and more with a cute centaur at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361539
Male prostitutes seems to fulfill that niche in a much more straightforward manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361563
Well, she'll need to take it easy, I'll just have to let her know that she's got to take things slow since she just had a kid.

I could also let her know of this 'bulking' thing I've heard about and get her started on that, although I'd also take her out with me and the daughteru when she wants to lift, family bonding trips to the park or the movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361558
Don't respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361565
Sure, I can give her a hug anytime she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361539
>Round corner
>See this
>Ask what they are doing
>"...You pay people, for sex. To have sex with you?"
>"My god I've been wasting my life, when I could have been making easy money."
>"I need to sit down..."

Considering all the pointless thankless jobs I've done over the years I think that's how I'd handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361575
That'll be fine, you just have to cook mes that will help with her gains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361585
Same
I'd make myself the bargain male escort who you can take out to sports bars or normal restaurants before taking me home for a night of snuggling/loving.


>>14361590
You know, I'd be happy if she stayed the super big, super soft Amazon of if she got fit as shit again.
Either one would be nice for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361585
And that's how another slutanon is born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361596
Sell yourself a little higher man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361565
If it means getting to vanish into that glorious cleavage for a moment, I'm okay with a little soreness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361567
Enjoy your giddy horse pussy that tries to make up for her lack of bridal skills in enthusiasm then.

I think the kid would eventually make the connection between mommy looking more round and sloshing and her getting a new little sister sometime afterwards. That's assuming mommy's not a screamer and doesn't draw her attention to the depravities going on in the master's bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361598
Nah, that's about right for me.

I could even off a 'buddy package' where I just hang out with them for a couple hours and watch movies/play vidya/go lifting/etc with them.

I'd go with all takers, be they roper, queen slime, centaur or ogre.

Complementary hugs on demand too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361605
>that smother

did she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361620
Nope. The kid's a trooper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361605
>>14361623
>No Holst with huge tits to do these things to you.
My life feels slightly more empty now.

[Anonymous No.]

>A holstaur will never smother you in her cleavage.
Remind me. Why do we keep getting up in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361610
I'd rather just be a mail order husband for some lonely Holst on a farm in the middle of nowhere.
Or a Ryu or Fox or Ushi who has no men nearby thanks to the plummeting Japanese population, particularly in the countryside where they live.
Or a Wurm who was super excited when she learned you could order husbands online.
Or a Moth who isn't allowed outside since she keeps wandering into intersections.
Or an Echidna who has low self-esteem because she's barren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361631
>>14361632
One day anons. You just have to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361632

To suffer more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361605
>>14361623
Has he made art of them fucking yet or what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361623
That could actually be dangerous, tits that big would be heavy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361642
>The hot, heavy, panting breaths as she fondles your junk
Oh yes. That's good stuff right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361636
>Plummeting Japanese population
Didn't they have issues of overcrowding in cities not too long ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361642
>basically demon hestia
Not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361641
Nothing explicit. To my knowledge, he doesn't even do nudes.

Though he has implied heavily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361632
Because we can still imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361656
>Nothing explicit. To my knowledge, he doesn't even do nudes.
I'm pretty sure I've seen nudes from him, its been so long since I checked either of his tumblrs that I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361650
They still do. Populations are dropping across the country, but that is hitting small towns the hardest, since they can't afford to lose as many people. So a lot of the people born in a small town end up moving to one of the major cities, particularly Tokyo. It's a self-sustaining spiral of depopulation that's basically wiping out rural Japan, and driving birth rates even lower since people are cramming together in the cities and humans feel less instinctive pressure to breed when they're overcrowded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361664
>Either of his tumblrs
Didn't even know there was another. But I feel you. Spent about an hour digging through his recent stuff. Apparently he did the titty priest from the other night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361656
Matsu-sensei actually has his own lewd blog with plenty of nudity, BE, and girls with multiple pairs of boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361668
Like >>14361669 said, he's got the sfw one, then another for nsfw stuff and all hi /d/tier breast inflation/multiboob stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361656
>A holst will never climb into your bed to help you "work off energy" and then cuddle with you afterwards.
Great, now I'm even more depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361668
Not gonna lie, would almost turn Order if it meant having one of these at every church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361667
This basically happened where I grew up, but that's something that's been going on since industrialization really.

>Town next to mine is was literally the biggest ghost town in america
>Even my own town a couple miles away used to have a post office and it's own school
>The super nice hardwood floors in the house I grew up in were made from the old gym fifty years before I was born
>Still like half the people there now compared to when I grew up

The people still around are wealthier on average now at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361650
I honestly don't know, but he's not wrong. It's an aging population that has topped out and been slowly declining for the last seven or so years. Current projections place their estimated population decline around one million per year for the next few decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361685
That's the glory of the Temple of Hathor. Holstaur priests as far as the eye can see.

[Anonymous No.]

OCTO. PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361668
>sacred cow
Yes please. This is all I want. A shy Holst paladin who hides her curves and face behind her heavy plate armor. A water-buffalo style high priestess with divine chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361689
>Massive generational values gap
>Isolationist mindset
>Pressure to work & succeed over having a family
>Casual sex supplanting marriage
>Shift towards urban life leading to overcrowding
Has to suck being a nip sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361698
Chocolate milk is the domain of Arachnotaur, you filthy heretic! The Mooquisition will have you for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361697
Cold and slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
It would be a real shame if we have to call the goblins back to build a new one.

I need a fluffy tail to molest in my life be it tanuki, kitsune, werecat, or wolfu.

Nothing like documenting tapes for destruction to kill a man's will to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361693
Priestess*
Dammit I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361697
>tentacle stockings
I blame Bubuzuke for having that fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361697

I want a Kraken or Scylla to stick all of her tentacles on my body and slowly take them all off at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md8uNCYX_Nc

Roger Moore sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361711
Take one of these, come back in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361717
No, Brosnan sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361697
What a cute little Scylla, it would be a real shame of someone was to take advantage of her naivety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361722
What does Brosnan sucking have to do with Moore sucking? Connery is the only good Bond

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361718
Anon, if I had one of those I'd, actually probably still come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361725
But that's wrong and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361688
I grew up in southern California so I had the opposite experience. Place I was born was a town of about 100k people and was utterly average in every way. In the past twenty years the population grew about 60% and the average income skyrocketed. My grandma's house was a basic 2 story, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath in a decent neighborhood, but it was in horrible shape. Badly needed renovations. It sold like that for well over half a million, nearly 3/4, when she died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361730
He's the only one who had class and charm as well as kicking ass. Moore was a goof. Dalton was completely forgettable. Brosnan was smarmy asshole. And Craig is a thug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361741
Of course he's a thug, he looks like Uncle Vlad. Wait, why are we talking about Bond in a Monster Girl thread anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361706
Anon, please. Hathorism is a religion of peace and acceptance. We may follow a different prophet but that is no reason for this discord.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an Argonian? Mind you it's technically a mutated human or elf, so it doesn't make you sick in the head for copulating with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361750
Apostate! Apostate! Sooner the silly hat of a Sea Bishop than Arachnotaur's spider tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
No scaleys, they're the same as furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
Is it time to play with big spearheads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361759
This. Look at the face on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361756
Sooner the silly hat of a Sea Bishop or Arachnotaur's spider tits than Hathor's old and busted udders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
Delete this, it can get you banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
Yes.

Also those Lusty Argonian Maid books in-game were hilariously lewd. Lewdly hilarious?
Whichever better implies that they're funny first, lewd second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
you know damn well what posting that here will do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361756
>>14361765
Anons, please. We can settle our differences peacefully. At the very least, we can all agree the fallen god is a slut, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
That's straight up furry, scaley, whatever. Plus I love me some lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360329
Unfortunately you posted your profile at a later time. Which means you currently have 11 other profile before you.

I'd get these out faster, but i'm really busy these days. So as always, I appreciate your patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361755
She looks surprisingly soft for being covered in scales.

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14360400
m-more please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361798
Instead of a soft furry (scaley?) why not just get a soft dragon instead? Like a nice chubwock. Soft and human face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361801
Dragons are quite hard to put in a maid dress and bend over a table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361807
Not if they're lonely and insecure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361772
>the fallen god is a slut

Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361801
Not saying I wouldn't prefer a proper monstergirl to an argonian. All I'm saying is those huge tits of hers look surprisingly supple and molestable for being covered in scales. Face is still a bit off-putting. Though I'd like to se a lizard girl with horns and a head crest like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361811
Well, that's something we have in common. A point we can agree on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361809
>preying on lonely and insecure dragons
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361807
Well I mean, look at her. >>14359671
It's a barmaid's outfit but potato potato

>>14361812
Huge breasts are the best. Like soft pillows. but please do not fuck the argonian!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361809
I've seen people try. It isn't pretty. You ever seen a guy get flayed with his own spine. That's some Mortal Kombat finishing move shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361818
>potato potato
Are you talking about her stomach? She's sensitive about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361717
>>14361722
>>14361725
>>14361730
>>14361741
>>14361748
Gentlemen, we all know that Lazenby is best Bond

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361828
>This never happened to the other fellow
Lazenby confirmed that there's more than one Bond, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361823
What no I was making a phrase thingy, I didn't mean to call her fat

Oh goodness this is awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361832
She's crying. All yours, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361843
Oh drats this is just getting worse

I mean she isn't fat, just... Husky. Healthy. Lots of men like Healthy girls. I mean sure, she might not be able to fit in that nice prized one piece swimsuit that chesire rival of hers can, but that doesn't mean she isn't beautiful, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361852
JUST FUCK HER ALREADY YOU ALP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361809
>You'll never make an insecure dragon feel like the most sublime creature on earth.
More men should strive to love their wives like Gomez Addams does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361854
Well I mean she's crying and I feel bad, I can't fuck her while she's crying, I have to try and comfort her first, let her know she's beautiful. I mean I'm trying to build a lifelong emotional and romantic relationship, not just fuck miserable girls.

That and I feel guilty and don't want to be ruder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361858
Grab her by the wocks, stuff her full of cocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361852
>One piece swimsuit
>Wanting to contain cow in uncomfortable spandex
>Not giving her a frilly tie-on bikini
>Watching the ties cut into those plush thighs
>Her titanic tits straining in the top, spilling out from all sides
>Ogling her with pure lust in your eyes
>Watching her blush from embarrassment
>Playfully splashing her to see her erect nipples through the fabric
>Watching her eyes slowly drift down to the bulge in your shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361863
Nonsense, flat cat tats in a school one piece is delicious. Take your fat tat wocks elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361861
I would just like to make sure those Wocks have their emotional needs fulfilled and she doesn't feel like I'm taking advantage of her is all. That way we can have handholding and looking into each others eyes in a loving passion while we make love.

Alternatively she can just throw me on the bed and rape me as hard as she likes, that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361867
>flat cat tats
But do she got a booty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361877
One that causes her one piece to ride between those two large cat lumps, perfect for smackings and fucking, damn straight she does son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361874
>I would just like to make sure those Wocks have their emotional needs fulfilled

group_of_alps_shouting_'GAAAAAY'.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361881
Well what, you expect me to just fuck her while she's crying, self conscious about her weight? If I did that just where do you think that'd get us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361884
She'd wake up next to a cute boy in the morning and her Wocks would congratulate her on scoring. Self esteem restored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361881
>Not wanting emotional fulfillment out of a relationship.
I think you're the alp here anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361884
>not fucking a crying Wock and fondling her soft belly and huge tits all the while
>not picking on her until she rapes you senseless

Hand in your dick right now. Down the hall and to the left you can pick up your spade tail and wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361888
Alps are needy for emotional fulfillment. That's why they're always begging for attention and trying to bond with people over things they pretend to like but actually don't, like the way Meeces smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361887
>>14361890
Alright, Alright, if it'll make her happy in the morning I'll fuck the Wock, from her massive wocks, her soft belly, and her big round ass, every part of that Wock, and then cuddle in her claws until we both wake up the next morning naked and in each others grasp.

But fucking isn't going to solve every problem you know. Sex isn't a miracle answer to everything, even if it's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361900
That's true, regular sex is not going to solve every problem.
BDSM is what solves all problems. Get some rope and bind that chubwock tight! See the rope dig into her meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361895
There's a difference between attention whoring and genuine emotional attachment anon.
Alps are just attention whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361900
It solves the problem of a fat Wock not getting dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361910
Yes and we should tell them all to fuck off and die. Now let's grab our Alp-whacking bats and check everyone's dick is still there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361926
Don't worry, I already checked mine and it's still there! Th-these bats sure are heavy though, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361792
No pressure at all! I posted mine when I wasn't sure you were still doing them at all, and was happy to see that you were. Don't feel bad for taking the time to post something really high quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361929
It's just a bat... You know, come to think of it your arms sure are a lot more spindly than they used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361933
Must be malnutrition. We need to get some pizza in here. We'll have to keep our strength up if we want to keep watch for Alps tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361933
Oh no, they've always been like this! You're just seeing things because you're paranoid about that alp right behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361906
Oh seriously? And besides, what if I want to be the one tied up by the Chubwock? She's the dragon, she's supposed to be dominant and doing the typing. That and I don't know knots, I'm terrible with them.

>>14361923
Great, we go through all that trouble and you offend her, now she's gonna be depressed and want sex again. Thanks a lot man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361942
Fine, then sub for the Chubwock and get smothered by her ass while she edges you, whatever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361937
>>14361938
Oh god... I... am totally down for pizza yes, I'll go get some, wait here. There are things I must do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361945
Oh man, can you get sausage on mine? I love sausage, nice big and meaty. Get me a sausage pizza. With pineapple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361942
>now she's gonna be depressed and want sex again
Not seeing the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361945
>>14361948
Yes, you two go wait by the door together. The delivery boy might be an Alp in disguise, so be sure to knock him out and check his dick is still there before bringing in the pizzas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361953

But I am the pizza boy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361958
Wait, I thought I was the pizza boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361958
>>14361960
Drop your pants and grab your toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361942
Then get her a form fitting dominatrix outfit. Just be careful of bursting zippers.

There, you just began the long and onerous journey of Chubwock confidence building. One kinky romp at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361960
No no, I said I'd leave, you just stay here, while I go far away and get more people with heavy bats to come and enjoy pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361944
>>14361962
>you just began the long and onerous journey of Chubwock confidence building. One kinky romp at a time
I have never been more prepared or turned on at the idea of building confidence than I am now. Time to be the ultimate confidence building sub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361975
Remember anon, as the sub you must grovel and squirm properly! Do it with a don!

[Anonymous No.]

Please, please, PLEASE just let me hang out with a Gazer and eventually let me turn her into a mother/housewife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361980
>sowing your seed in some fake monoeye's lowly womb

Deplorable. You don't marry and impregnate monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFUDtXGJTNI

Ok, so the urge to explain some of my ideas came to me while listening to this song.

I'll post the pastebin here when I finish, maybe the one anon who is still waiting for me to update will find it enlightening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361980
>you will never make a housewife out of that famous e-celeb video game reviewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361991
SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361986
You're entitled to your opinion but don't say it in front of Gazer-chan

She would most definitely hypnotize you into a Monoeye lover if she heard that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361975
remeber to take it slow and stead. Ease her into it by letting her order you around before moving on to demands of claw rubs, massages and scale polishing. Before you know it you'll be wearing a collar and have a fat Wock ass on your face while she boasts to her friends about her cute little treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362002
>That whole post

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361991
>She will never take down all of her vids and online profiles while quitting gaming completely cold turkey because she realizes it's a negative influence and she doesn't want it influencing your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361998
>in cases where a man never had a disgust for single-eyes from the beginning, and in the case where on the contrary, the man preferred single-eyes, the hypnotic suggestion will have so strong an effect that the man's lust will go wild. Driven wild and out of control, a man will exhibit such lust and power that he would be mistaken for an incubus even though human, and he'd end up giving in to desire and ravishing the glorious female before his very eyes.

Then she'd play straight into my hand. And I'd still tease the silly Gazer for falling for it once she regains enough of her composure to be able to form coherent thoughts again.

[Anonymous No.]

Your MG-GF knows how to cook for you, right? She'll make homecooked meals for you and your children, right? She's not the type of mom that buys freezer food from the supermarket, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362023
Depends on how well a cat CAN cook, because that would be a huge swinging force in case I need to pick from a group of needy felines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362008
This is the path some choose. The path riddled with hardships like having your head squeezed on both sides by meaty Wock thighs while she bites one of her big meaty claws to stifle her moans. The burden kneading the oiled body of a dragoness coercing contented sighs out of her. The hardship of meticulously rubbing ointments into the pads of her hands and feet to keep them nice and soft and serving as practice so she can learn how to best administer pleasure with them.
The draining task of burring your face in one's plump posterior, not being allowed to knead the soft mounds while you service her with your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362023
Jesus christ, get those people some proper plates. There's no reason to use that kind of stuff when you can get whole real china sets at the goodwill for thirty bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362023
I cook for myself, I can't trust her to properly grind up caffeine pills into my food. That's my job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362002
>>14362029
Sign me up for chubwock pampering! Pampering chubby dominant monster girls is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362031
Not even if it was apophi-tan, your cute imouto waifu? She's really good at potions, some silly pills are no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361988
I'll be the first to admit, my writing is shit compared to others but this is some of my ideas when I was making his character.
http://pastebin.com/uimEW7ZZ

Make of it what you will I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362043
That is a rather compelling thought.
I can usually trust myself but if I don't have to worry about that I can divert that time to shitposting on anonymous imageboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362044
Looking through my teacher stuff makes me miss Steamychowder, Is he kill or is he still around?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362077
That's one way to get high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362077
>>14362083
I want to get high and have a party with a nice Titania and her Fairy friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362087
Just don't watch Barney the dinosaur, it gets scary when you're tripping on fairy sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362087
Just keep an eye out for that Pixie. Fucking Imp thinking it will ever fit in with real fairies!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362105
I love my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362044
So why did you put this up again? Because I might actually put up what I had planned for each of my stories and show everyone just how badly I failed to make anything of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362109
I love my laifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362109
>More sketches

You're almost there! And then you can move on to daki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362110
Should I take it down then is it that bad?

I mostly put it up because I thought I'd explain some of the character and later the world I built around them.

>show everyone just how badly I failed to make anything of them.

I guess that's just a bonus? Not too fussed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362117
>is it that bad
Wait, what?
>just a bonus
Dude. I think we're having communication problems here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362109
>Chirstmas wock
What's in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362122
It's entirely possible, I've been up for a day and a half.

But go ahead, I'll read your stuff.

I just thought it'd be neat if you could reference my notes and pick out how the characters develop. and go "Ooh ok, he mentioned that before."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362126
I don't have that kind of attention span, but I can appreciate you doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362128
Thanks, I've been meaning to do it for sometime. Yeah, sometimes the meticulousness gets draining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362113
A laifu can never compare to a waifu though! You must live your laifu for your waifu!

>>14362115
Really hoping to wrap up the Calendar soon. Then the 7.5ft daki project begins, and that'll be fun! Still haven't decided on an artist for it yet though, so I'm looking around for that. If anyone has any suggestions for it feel free to shoot them out.

>>14362125
It's a Wock Box! Anything could be in it, but no matter what you know it'll be something perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362113
I love my dutch waif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362137
>Anything
Is it my Blue custom Leo mobile suit with the extra parts and the beam canon?

[Anonymous No.]

Seems we should be expecting cupid art in the next few days, an artist on tumblr was streaming a wip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14361539
What is SSJ3 Goku doing there though and why is he in that kind of outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362143
>That expression
>SweatingIncreases.jpg
Why does this style look familiar...? Nah, couldn't be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362137
If it's a NSFW daki go with Monorus or Butter-T
If it's a SFW daki try Luth or Greenmarine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362156
It's this guy.
http://freezeex.tumblr.com/post/133380537174/monster-girl-encyclopedia-drawstream-nsfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362164
butter t does dakis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362137
Well, you've gotten plenty of Waifu art done, right?

Surely you must have one that you like the "Look" of best, between all the little differences in style. Just look over what you've got, pick the artist who you think got the "Look" of your waifu best, and then go with them for the daki. That's what I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362168
Huh. Interesting. In addition to his own unique look, this artist seems to take influence from a number of other artists, and seems to emulate them quite well, creating quite the variety in workmanship.

Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362171
Glad I noticed him too, I needed something nice to wash away the Cu-Sith picture that shown up in the search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362179
Y'know I wish that P&D Anubis was a girl. Given how cute the other Egyptian Goddesses in the game are, I bet she would've been great.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an old hag?
https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1447562724393.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362190
Yukari is 17!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362195
In youkai years, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362195
Is this scientific notation? You left out some of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362201
>>14362204
Shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362190
I'd put it in her gap.

And now I'm remembering a doujin where she opens a gap inside her pussy so the guy isn't actually fucking her, his dick is being redirected to someone else. Yukari has lots of lewd potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362208
That has tremendous troll potential too, though.
Imagine her seducing you then right when you cum she laughs and says, "Ha! You just came in your mom's pussy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362217
That does sound like something Yukari would do.

There's also potential for a fun game, switching it to different girls and getting you to guess who it is through process of elimination and hints. Get it right 3 times and she lets you inside her for real without the gap.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to seduce a lewd old monster lady then cuddle with her all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362208
I think I've seen doujins where she does that to Ran, Patchouli, and Marisia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362221
Careful, that's how you end up married

You don't want a quiet family life do you?

[Anonymous No.]

If someone shitty quits, does that mean someone good will come back?
http://pastebin.com/NH8Y35Bb

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362225
Maybe

Speaking of which, lets say you marry a beautiful monstergirl with the perfect personality. The only drawback is, she looks basically human. We're talking elf-tier monstrousness. She knows you wish she had a more interesting monster appearance, and you come home one day and find her in the bathroom, in a compromising position, holding one of these.

She stares at you, speechless. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362222
>Doing it to those three
>Not Reimu
That miko wouldn't be so grumpy all the time if she got laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362249
Nah, You can't take the bitch out of Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362239
No, sadly. Also neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362245
Give her headpats and tell her she's fine just the way she is, it's why we're married.

And then bring her into the bedroom for cuddlefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362249
I think there might've been one with Reimu? I dunno. Perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362239
hI aLP

[Anonymous No.]

OH FUCK HE FINALLY ENABLES IT

HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
Translation.

If NTR becomes a thing I guarantee 40 days and 40 nights of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
for the non moon-rune people please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
L2 Google translate you tripple nigger

>Ze spirit was dying as I glanced at what NTR-ish ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362353
He says the only way to revive the dying spirit of MGE is to go full NTR. Seeing it right now - Japanese fans are celebrating, Crabman personally shakes KC's hand and calls him a pretty good guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
What the fuck does it say

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362368
Nigga, you see epicanthic folds on my eyes?
Call a jap or Momo if you want something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
I don't know what he says but "NTR" is making me very angry already.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's something like seeing NTR is breaking his spirit? idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362380
This is what it does to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362380
It's what machine translating it implies.
But that's not sensationalist enough. So obviously it's life has broken his spirit and he's resorting to NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
Orange level alert!

[Anonymous No.]

>...Hi...
>Excuse me, I-...oh. Oh, sorry, I'll wait. Okay.
>...Okay? Okay. Hi. Sorry, but I'm haunting this place right now. I think I died here.
>So, I'm going to have to do some scary stuff once in a while.
>...I mean, if you're okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
>>14362353
>>14362380
>>14362385
>Check his Twitter
>Three tweets in succession
>Put them into GT
>"Saw some NTR, now I feel like shit..."
>"So I'm going to draw a Love-Love Wilmarina doujin after the Cheshire Cat one, just to stick it to those fags!"
>"2D a best, waifus forever."
Fear me for I have learned GT-ese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362405
i was going to do my self, but the pc im on has a filter on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362395
but why must you spook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362405
Your doing gods work anon

here have this as thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362405
And here I was sure I was on to something with the whole sensationalism thing I didn't believe in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362344
Kekoo bird girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362405
>"So I'm going to draw a Love-Love Wilmarina doujin after the Cheshire Cat one, just to stick it to those fags!"
Looks like we'll be waiting a while for the next profile

Now that he decided to make a second doujin instead of working on MGE II, I don't think he will make it to summer comiket

I'm looking forwards to these doujins, the black & white pictures he drew in the past were all beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362473
>lesbian
>insufferably shit personality
>gay faggot
kill urself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362498
>cute
>reverse trap
>booty
What more could you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362521
A likable personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362521
not a shit personality, for one. I would say no stick arms and pointy elbows, but crabman has a bad habit of giving girls that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362521
Someone who can actually love me?
Someone who isn't gay?
Someone who doesn't act like an entitled fucking kid?
There's just a few reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362531
>Someone who doesn't act like an entitled fucking kid?
Nothing a good dicking can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362552
Except the context of the issue is EMG, where the monsters aren't fueled by semen (as far as I know), and the monster in question is lesbian and will likely not even let you get close.

So yes, this is a case where a "good dicking" isn't the solution.

Even then, you still haven't solved his other two problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362552
She still a cunt tho, a cunt who likes other cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362567
>first problem
Refer to this post >>14362552
>second problem
Refer to this post >>14362552

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362570
>>14362567
So throw her into an asasnagi rape dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362552
I don't normally like these "muh dick" answers but this time I'm ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362576
Then she's used goods anon, how hard are you going to try to make your shit waifu look good? You're only hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362587
That wasn't me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362587
I thought we were just trying to make her like dicks. No one REALLY cares about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362587
Uhh who would throw her waifu into an asanagi dungeon though?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Jubjub waifu
>Secretly make all her meals heavy in calories
>Cumflate her on a daily basis
>She's slowly becomes suspicious
>After a while she confronts me about her weight gain
>Act obvious and tell her I don't think she changed
>She trusts my word despite the fact that she can barely fit in her usual clothes
>Little does she know, I'm preparing her for the great fist of Thanksgiving

Are your waifus ready for Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362602
I wanna go fisting with a Harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fist a falcon harpy while shouting FALCON PUNCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362605
Please don't fist your waifu near the river. It's distracting for others trying to fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362607
the last thing MGE (or any world with monster girls) needs is a crazy racecar driver that punches people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362415

Why must the grass be green? Why must the sky be blue? Why must a person breathe? Why must a person eat?

I ghost therefore I spook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362634
Are you joking?
I would Pay to see captain falcon punch the smug bitches of MGE
just keep going till he punches one that can tank it, like a wurm or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362455
>Looks like we'll be waiting a while for the next profile
>>14360371

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

>Have to wait a week for BnS CBT to start up

WE'RE DEFINITELY ALL GONNA DIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362658
>I would Pay to see captain falcon punch the smug bitches of MGE
are you a violent person anon

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never court a Victorian centaur
>You'll never blush and stutter at her absolutely scandalous suggestion that you enjoy a moonlit stroll together while holding hands AND without a chaperone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362670
I guess I am.
my greatest idea with MGE is to read or write a brutal fight battle with a salamander, she declares her love and then they team up and go lubu on a bunch of people because reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362634
Captain Falcon isn't crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362602
I want to make her the biggest jubjub around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362678
Classy.

[Anonymous No.]

So it's cold as hell here and there is snow blowing so I was thinking, the usually cliche is to cuddle with a MG like a yeti or something to keep you warm...

But what is the inverse, what monster girl would you warm up on a cold winters day? Lamia and other cold blooded type? What about something different like a ghost or a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362602
>>14362800
I'll make mine bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362812
No, mine will!
She won't even be able to glide she'll be so heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362810
Definitely most undead, not sure about the spirit ones

Many more too, we don't know which MGs have a lower body temperature than humans, take insects girls for example, they probably don't have a set body temperature or a way to warm themselves up, and they might cuddle with you to absorb some of your heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362847
>Definitely most undead
>take insects girls for example, they probably don't have a set body temperature or a way to warm themselves up, and they might cuddle with you to absorb some of your heat
You are now imagining Kuudere Lich/Mantis cuddle sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an athletic MG like this to sit on my face after a hard workout so I get my nostrils full of nothing but the smell of her crotch and ass sweat! AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362733
>go lubu on a bunch of people
what do you mean be that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362861
Kick everyone's ass and leave subordinates asking their superiors whether or not to pursue you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362861
I think he means Lu Bu, like the Dynasty Warriors kind of Lu Bu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362857
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362855
The most silent cuddling ever

>>14362857
Nothing to be ashamed of, I'm sure MG sweat smells like romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362868
I never said anything about having sex with her, I'm not worthy. My tongue will serve her well though. Through her clothes of course, she doesn't need my dirty tongue actually touching her precious bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362733
I would like to read a story like that
but i going to stop there, too many times have I had this conversation here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362872
Exactly, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362866
I think salamanders would love the fuck out of dynasty warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362878
But I'm not a slut! After she's gotten her orgasm(s) she'll just stuff me in an empty locker with my hands tied behind my back and her dirty shorts stuffed in my mouth and leave me there for the next girl to find!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362864
I dont get it

>>14362866
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362883
Lu Bu was a real person who was lauded as the greatest warrior alive during the Three Kingdoms period.
>My lord, should I pursue Lu Bu?
Is a meme. The answer is no. Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362880
Only a slut would do something like that for no reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362883

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362883
hack and slash game based on a chinese warring states period.

fused with its samurai spinoff that eventually gave us this fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362890
But I'm not doing it willingly! I'm but a victim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362897
Sure you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362888
>You will never deal with Monster girls with dynasty warriors quality dubbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362900
I'm completely helpless! The gym is full of gym bunny Ogres and Onis and Minotaurs and Jinkos and I'm completely helpless to fight back! Look at the size of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362905
You could always switch gyms, but you don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362895
I would dick her until she learns to stop hating humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362907
But anon, it's so close by and doesn't cost much! There's no other guys here, either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362888
what if lubu was a monster girl, would you pursue then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362871
>silent cuddling

Best cuddle. Can imagine you are laying on the couch, you feel you are getting warmer, and a few moments later you realize you are getting spooned by a stealth cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362914
Keep telling yourself that. You enjoy being the lone piece of meat in building full of amorous muscled women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362920
YOU DON'T PURSUE LU BU! You fool and trap him. Or her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362888
>>14362895
Thank you for telling me
might buy a game, see how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362926
But sometimes I feel like I'm just another piece of equipment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362929
You like that, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359902
http://i.imgur.com/PrAyXV7.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362932
Wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362920
>MG Lu Bu
"Can anyone provide me with a decent fuck?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362934
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362938
Then stop judging me and go scrub the floor of the dojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362935
So Druella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362935
>Lu bu Is a monster girl = MG Lu linqi
I would pursue with all my strength!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362945
She can't fuck a daki, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/836628/593c5781fa/
Would you an oppai loli catgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362926
I want to spike all their workout drinks with. HEALTHy dose of Mino milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362044
I always like seeing older writefags alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362979
I hope you're ready to deal with the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362989
I'll be fine.
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363006
They have to work out even harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362405
>Love-Love Wilmarina doujin
God bless KC, her design is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362810
All the dead ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363009
Please, I'm just giving them a boost is all.
I'm sure they'll be more than happy with their new muscles from my help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363006
>actually wanting that kind of treatment
I had some faggot Salamander treat me like shit at school, only to get all teary when I ended up with a nice girl who didn't shove me in lockers or put me in random submission holds. Jock monsters are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363027
I believe you may have mistaken me for someone else.
Now, if that Salamander was looking for some liquid confidence to help her work out then I'll be more than happy to assist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362405
>Wilmarina
I dislike her for betraying her whole nation and forcing Monstergirl ISIS on it, but I do think she's sexy.
Looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363027
>RP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363027
But her manga said boy love it when girls get rough and direct!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363040
>it was fine when the guys earlier were doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363041
I could see MG material doing that.
Still won't stop me from trying to get a salamander buffer than buff before getting her into a tiny dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362977
Yes. Last page, last panel is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363041
>Salamanders teach their kids that boys get rock hard if a girl beats him up
>it ends up with salamander school bullies being common
No wonder their method of finding men is to walk up to random guys, pull out a sword and scream stuff about killing him.
Its also no wonder why they're so rare because of this. The gun was one hell of an invention.
Now I want to write about a Salamander who modernized and is now a feared gunslinger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363069
We need westerns, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363069
Gonnes are broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363081
Vimes liked it. Dat Judge Dredd mode.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see how a kiki reacts when she moves from servant to partner status!

I want to see how a kiki reacts when I take her out to buy nice clothes because she shouldn't be wearing a maid uniform all the time!

I want to see how a kiki reacts when she's 8 months pregnant and I dote on her instead of the reverse!

[Anonymous No.]

Hypnosis. Tell me how you would use it against Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
Well, I'd use it to make a fetish of mine a lot more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363120
What fetish is this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363124
Depends on the time of the day.
Muscle, weight gain, and a couple different types of expansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
>Not giving it to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363124
transexual underwater furry anal vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363132
Underwater? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363140
He likes jerking it to subtitles that take forever to be released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363144
That's sick, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
I'd make them think they were possessed by the clone of a legendary soldier who had issues about being the clone of a legendary soldier.
I just can't see how that would go badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363154
You'd spend more time listening to them talk than actually fucking them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363150
Oh baby! Do it! Do it you little sluts! Don't stop procrastinating! I'm so fucking wet! Oh god! Oh god! YES! YESSSSSS! TAKE A FUCKING MONTH TO RELEASE EPISODE FOOOOUUUUUR!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363154
Damn man.
I'd just use it to hypnotizing an Alice to eat till she was fat.
Or do that on the jerk oni who keeps breaking into my house for 'surprise workouts'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363163
Would you use a shiny silver spoon to hypnotize her? Spoon = food = love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363161
Wow. The mere mention of Half Life 3 must send her into a pleasure induced coma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
I'd hypnotize a Raiju into thinking she's a Yeti
Electric hugs for everybody!

Besides silly stuff there's not much reason to hypnotize a MG, they'd probably be happy to do whatever you asked for, especially if it involved sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363173
Yep.
It would be perfect.
The alice gets nice and soft for snuggling, although maybe a bit to heavy to sit in my lap, and the oni wouldn't be able to fit through the window to grab me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
I'd hypnotize a succubus to be afraid of sex.
Mostly as an experiment, but I'd like to be friends with a monstergirl without worrying about rape.
She'd also be able to understand my hate of being touched and respect my aversion to it

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't it proper winter yet, anons? Did you fuck all the Yuki-Onna so hard they can't walk properly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363210
In a few weeks time.
Though, I can recall there being a decent amount of snow during November last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363210
I'd rather a Yeti. Warm, cheerful, massive tits delicious brown and I generally imagine them to be tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363210
Someone pissed off Zeus and reminded him he hasn't fucked up much around here in the last year or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363225
But I live outside his jurisdiction, my people have our own thunder god, PERKELE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363216
>Warm, cheerful, massive tits delicious brown and I generally imagine them to be tall
This makes me wish for a cinnamon Fall-themed Yeti. Also, Yetis with massive titties sound great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363229
Why does it seem like your entire country is on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363239
We have to seek refuge from the refugees. They threatened to stone people because the food they got was not fit for dogs or even women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363236
Just add big behind and I'm there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363246
Wait, I got that wrong. They said "the food is not fit even for dogs, it's women's food". Right. Now Yuki-onnas.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trick a naive gazer into doing dumb stuff because she doesn't get how human society works!

>"Gazer-chan, what are you doing?"
>"Opening up a nice, cold can of Coke Zero™!"
>"With a can opener?"
>"Well duh, how else would you open a can!?"
>"With the tab?"
>"Yeah right, you can't fool me! Anon told me that it's only for decoration! Why would he lie to me, huh?"

Other things to do:

>Tell her she needs to give the TV a dollar before netflix will work
>Tell her that Orange juice is only safe to drink after brushing her teeth
>Tell her that video games are easiest on their hardest difficulties

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363255
>Yuki-Gyaru
Pls stay gone. I bet your cum would flash freeze onto her skin anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363266
>When you really like someone you put your lips on theirs and interlock your fingers with theirs and put that thing on their hips into the hole in your hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363266
>Tell her that Orange juice is only safe to drink after brushing her teeth
Worse then Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363266
>Tell her that Orange juice is only safe to drink after brushing her teeth
You fucking piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363268
But pure Gyarus are as rare and precious as a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363266
Telling her that regular soap is johnson and johnson no tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
Tekeli-li!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
Barbs style is really pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
I want a shog to give me a tentaclejob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
Is she holding a black cock wrapped up in tentacles or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363266
>She's trying to feed a dollar into the disc slot on the side of the TV
>"Anon, it won't take it!"
>"hmmm, must be crinkled up or something? Try straightening it out?"
>She proceeds to try smoothing it out on the corner of a table
>"It won't work, anon!"
>"Okay, let me try."
>You make it look like you're feeding the TV the dollar, but instead you just press enter on the remote you have hidden behind your back
>"Wow! Anon, that's so cool! There's still so much I don't get about the human world!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363303
It's 'a handheld tentacle idol'

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu's face when you tell her videogames are better than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363294
>"You're telling me you DON'T clean your eyes with the bar soap?"
>"Anon, the few times it's gotten in my eye it really hurts!"
>"Well duh, it hurts for everyone at first; you just gotta keep at it! You don't wan't a dirty eye, right?"
>She holds her chin, nodding "Yeah, uh huh, that makes sense, I guess."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363310
see
>>14363294

Why would I ever lie to her like that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
Best maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
Is that your Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363310
She's probably expecting me to say it anyway. If she isn't I'd remind her of all the warnings I gave her when she announced we were getting married and I was going to fucking like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363310
"The feeling's mutual! So we, raiding tonight or what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363314
>lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363328
And that's why you got married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363292
I want to shag that shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363210

it doesn't snow much where i live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363310
>He prefers videogame over his waifu
You don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363310
I would never say this.
The statement would be very, very true but upsetting her like that would only result in her breaking all my gaming stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363324
It's by Barbariank

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363341
And then you kill her.

>>14363340
At least they're real pendejo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363210
Still waiting for winter to start properly first. We don't even have regular snow on the ground yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363350
I know right? It's fucking bullshit is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363356
At least we got some snow in the middle of summer, for some reason. Gotta love my city.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a thought, if one of us suddenly got warped to monster girl world would they be really fascinated by our voices?

I mean in a fantasy land most of our accents if not all of them would be unusual to say the least, the thought of being captured by a monster girl with an accent fetish is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363360
Well I didn't even get a tan this summer. Weather is bullshit nowadays. If Ryus existed, I'd be selling my body to them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363236
>Fall Yeti
>Smells like baked apples and pumpkin spice
>Replaces her wool scarf with a lighter plaid blanket scarf
>Always wants to go to football games to keep you warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363361
Different accents turn people on, so probably. If the MGE world is the average "England but with magic and shit" fantasy setting it wouldn't help me in the slightest though, because I'd just blend in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363364
Slut.

Not that anyone else is any different when it comes to the right monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363361
Apparently people in southwest ohio have an accent, so that's a maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363381
I don't even like the watery tarts, I just want to be able to enjoy the heat of summer and get tanlines that last well into the heart of winter, when the snow piles on and the cold kills all the damn foreigners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363373
>Fall Yeti
>constantly breaking bones
>people think she's drunk all the time
>Dammit, woman! Stop collapsing on me!
>do you have an inner ear problem or something?
>an insurance nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363373
Sounds like the comfiest monstergirl ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363386
This post just reminded me that there are grown men out there who think they have no accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363402
No one has an accent. It's everyone else who has accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363361
People tell me I have an accent and the news had that one special about people from my city have a distinct accent
Never heard it m'self

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363386
People in northern Ohio have an accent too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363379
>If the MGE world is the average "England but with magic and shit" fantasy setting it wouldn't help me in the slightest though
Way to ruin my fantasy, I'm in the same boat. Then again I'm into Ushis and Oomukade and they're from Zipangu, Ushis don't seem like the kind to give a shit but Oomukades might get excited over accents at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363402
People tend to perceive their own voices or voices similar to their own as "normal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363392
>"accidentally" falls on you to hug you
>Oops, I slipped again with my arms wrapped around you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363402
I don't hear mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363412
That's news to me. Then again, they are closer to Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363424
It's just the most basic, blandest version of english. It's part of the geolinguistic group that is recommended for people learning english because of how little it has going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363414
I also imagine the desert region having Arabic accents and Lescatie having French accents, just because of the name really. We'd be exotic to some of the regions, fellow Britfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363417
>Yeti who's harem protagonist levels of dense
>She's always falling on you and finding creative ways to accidentally hug you or feel your crotch
>Always ends up red faced and embarrassed by her actions
>Her Cheshire friend finds it absolutely hilarious and will set up situations to help it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363392
That's not a Fall Yeti, it's a Drop Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363454
MG Australia is a dangerous place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363432
>tfw from New England
>Drove across the country once
>Stopped at a Wendy's in Iowa and everyone commented on my "exotic" accent and asked me where I was from
My accent isn't even that pronounced and these people were treating me like I was from Europe or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363454
>Colony Drop Yeti
>The ultimate weapon!
>EVERYONE'S GETTING HUGGED!
>its the warmed and most well endowed atrocity known to man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363454
>>14363458
Drop Yetis are a myth, it's like an in-joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363387
German?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362888
>Lu Bu
>Greatest warrior during the Three Kingdoms period

Saying Lu Bu was the greatest warrior is like saying Zhuge Liang was the greatest tactician. Lu Bu was just an obstacle for both Liu Bei and Cao Cao, but in reality, Liu Bei didn't do jack shit against Lu Bu.

Xiahou Dun was a much more impressive warrior and civil officer than Lu Bu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363454
I'd a drop of acid yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363449
>I also imagine the desert region having Arabic accents
Never thought of that, being surrounded by curious Khepri sisters who have never seen a "whitey with a funny voice" before would be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363460
http://a.pomf.cat/wfpfxy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363318
Is there even such thing as a worst maid?

...well, maybe a Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys ready for next year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363526
It seems like it'll be as fun as a barrel of monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363526
I want her to make my coconut gun fire in spurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363526
We already act like a bunch of monkeys though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363392
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl waifus cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363545
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363545
>>14363550
Do you think MG species have food preferences? I could see Ushi-Oni liking spicy food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363556
Wendigos would enjoy different types of meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363556
Desert girls liking middle eastern food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363556
Probably something similar to their species, I'd think. Cats and canines would prefer meaty dishes, mice would prefer things made with nuts or seeds, birds would munch on fruit and/or insects, and dragons would eat anything with 'king', 'queen', 'prince', or 'princess' in their name. 'Count' only for breakfast, and 'Baron' only if there is no choice.
>>14363562
Ravenously so. Rare caribou steak especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363545
Us harpy husbands do all the cooking, some of them cook too much food just to stuff their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363494
I think it'd be pretty cute.
Of course, I'd be oblivious as hell, since I have a southeastern Pennsylvanian dialect without any philly influences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363562

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363545
>Have Wurm waifu
>She insists on cooking and serving every meal
>Breakfast: a bag of candy
>Lunch: another bag of candy
>Dinner: peanut butter sandwich

I'd still compliment her on her cooking skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363568
>You'll never watch a Wendigo eat a well cooked meal for the first time.
Imagine the look on her face.
Is it wrong that I imagine Wendigos having sharp teeth that aren't usually visible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363576
>you will never dress a Wendigo up as a Christmas tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363638

>You will never make a Snowman with a Yuki onna

[Anonymous No.]

Want to spank the Kakuen

Going to spank the Kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363645
>You will never make fajitas with a Yuki-Onna
>She'll never freak out and start shouting that she's melting
>You'll never calm her down and explain spicyness to her
>She'll never get addicted to spicy foods

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363653
>You will never play those sick eurobeats on that Kakuenbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363526
An entire year of fat monkey butts awaits!

http://imgur.com/8lNIxkW.jpg

Also, isn't it our year as well technically? So do the other Monster Girl zodiacs have to be nice to us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363654

>You'll never go out to a restaurant with her
>She'll never order whatever the spiciest food they have is
>Her eyes will never water as she digs into her meal but loving every second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

With all the Christmas hype on TV right now it's a good time to ask, would Titanias get hyped for it due their childish nature?

Happily writing their lists, humming along to Christmas songs and counting down the days on the calender. They would probably get really into it and plan surprises to make sure their husbands enjoy it as much as they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363653
>You will never spank a Kakuen while pounding her from behind
>You will never alternate the speed and strength of the slaps to get different sorts of howls from her
>You will never yank her tail before bringing down the hardest blow onto her bright red ass cheeks and cause her to climax

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683
>Implying I don't enjoy Chritmas as much as she does
Fucking love Christmas. All that eggnog, all that Pumpkin and Pecan pie, making a turkey, what's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683
Yeah they'd probably love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363694
Would you even wear those matching Christmas sweaters she was looking at while shopping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363664
>Pass through a Mist Continent rain forest and have a gang of Kakuen delinquents start following you.
>They cat call you and strike lewd poses while swinging from tree to tree effortlessly.
>They steal your hat and throw it to each other while you try to get it back, each one getting a turn wearing it.
>While this is happening, another has stealthily undone your belt, causing your pants to fall to the ground.
>When you bend down to pull your pants up. One jumps down and puts your hat back on your head, but yanks it down over your eyes.
>As you stumble around another Kakuen crouches down on all fours behind you, while a third in front pushes you.
>You fall on your back and they all start hooting and laughing.
>This goes on for a while until they get bored, you pick yourself off the ground. Bruised and confused.
>You realize your underwear is missing.

Damn dirty apes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683

>Titanias flying around in a city to help decorate a huge Christmas tree

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos can probably steamroll through massive snow banks, which is a scary thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683
>Titanias wearing caps with reindeer antlers, and baking monstergirl/paladin themed gingerbread cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363708
Meanwhile an Anubis who's lost her smile is working as Santa at a local mall to make ends meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363724
And she has to deal with Titanias sitting on her lap asking for presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363720
>"Awawawa! Husbaaaaaaaaaand!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363707
But Kakuens wouldn't act like that with me, I've had great experience with monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363724
Just how it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363705
You damn right I would
Especially around my kids. Bonus if they're with friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363731
That's why they're delinquents, they're like those slum monkeys that steal things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWWXx5XGAUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363724
What a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363720
>Huge snowstorm rolls through
>Several feet of snow
>Spend hours breaking your back shoveling everything out
>It's sitting in two big piles on either side of your driveway
>Suddenly you hear a noise in the distance, rapidly gaining volume
>"Awawawawawawawawawawa!"
>Oh no
>"Awawawawawawawawawawa!"
>Please no
>"AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!"
>She smashes through one pile like it wasn't even there, shoving all that snow back into your driveway
>She smashes through the other one on the other side of the driveway, pushing it all onto your walkway and front steps
>She doesn't even slow down, and she's gone before you can even say something to her
>You stare at your ruined work for almost 10 minutes before going back inside and crying a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363707
>Stealing my hat
You can do whatever you want but no one touches the hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363739
Your poor daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363749
It's called parenting. The joys of parenthood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363752
But that boy they like in their class will never think they're cool now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363746
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363743
Even if they were delinquents, they would absolutely love me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363757
GOOD- I mean, that`s too bad
But she learns a valiable lesson. There are other fishes in the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683
Maybe she'd know better than anyone if Sugarplum Faeries really dance like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363729
>The Anubis is trying her hardest not to cringe as the Titania excitedly goes through all the things she wants for Christmas
>The Elf dressed as one's of Santa's helpers is trying not to laugh at the situation
>The moment the Titania leaves the Elf starts acting smug and sarcastically asking if she can sit on the lap of the Anubis too
>The next young monster girl to come in witnesses "Santa" spanking "his" helper

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363770
But it was a perfect romance that would last five-ever like she read in her young adult books
>>14363774
>some of the older young boys in the line start getting funny feelings when they see the elf getting spanked

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363774
FUCKING SLUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
I think I'd be pretty boring with that power. Find the monster waifu, get comfy with her, and when we start to get frisky, I'd put her in the trance and just make her experience things even she'd never be able to. Stuff like making her feel so good that she becomes incontinent from a touch, or putting her under in the most deep, relaxing sleep she's ever had.

As a self defense against less desirable monstergirls, though, I'd probably have a bit more fun with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363779
>some of the older young boys in the line start getting funny feelings when they see the elf getting spanked
And that was the day many young boys realised the natural order of things and that Elves were put on this planet to be humiliated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
Hypnotize that Hellhound that bullies you into wearing a playboy bunny outfit and performing lewd acts on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363800
Well meme'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363813
>performing lewd acts on you!
That's a little redundant since they do lewd stuff to you even without the hypnotism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363813
Hellhounds can't be hypnotized, enjoy being forced into that suit and being raped, fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

NTR-baka-chan-tachi blown the fuck out by KC-dono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363800
Or they see through the Anubis' disguise and gain a desire to be spanked by BIG MEATY PAWS!

It's a 50/50 split.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363813
>A Hellhound will never try to seduce you with a playboy bunny outfit.
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363878
Already posted earlier famiglia.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be telling your monster girl daughteru a bed time story.
>You're the one who falls asleep.
What does your daughteru do while you sleep away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363886
Oh nooo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
Crawls into my lap and goes to sleep with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
Tickle my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
She puts my cock in her mouth and waits for me to wake up, like always.

[Anonymous No.]

why isn't anyone talking about this?
https://www.patreon.com/monstergirlisland?ty=h

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363926
Why should I spend money on lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363926
I believe the answer I got last time I asked that was "who cares, it's shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
She'd crawl onto my lap and blanket me in her feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363926
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363933
Well then they just have questionable taste.
The 3D looks good and the game seems promising so far.
I might even buy it if it turns out real good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363926
>patreon
I found your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363940
He needs to take a lesson from the ラブレイパー! series of games.
There are some nice features he might want to include.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363940
>spoiler
They're just trying to give you the full Otaku experience. It's like you're actually surrounded by Japs and their horrifying terribad opinions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
Tell mom that "Dad fell asleep again," and try to work around having my head in her lap as she takes the book to read herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363926
His blog's been posted a few times and he even posted demos on /v/.

I'm using the same policy I use for artists, never supporting a patreon but I'd be more than happy to buy something from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363955
I prefer the webm of the Japanese aircraft slicing through the wing of another fighter like the glorious katana its control surfaces were forged from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362895
She's not cute at all.
Now this girl, however, is a bitch, but still is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363955
>that webm
Holy shit, where is that from? Its like japanese /pol/ made an anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
>Weresheep daughteru
She's used to this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363940
What questionable taste? The only thing they showed was optionally turning the tables on the monster girl that tried to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363968
it's from a music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1sqL8QyUTc

anime is an OVA called The Cockpit: Kamikaze Stories. the actual anime does not glorify the kamikaze tactics but presents them as the despair-inducing folly of mankind and the poor souls that threw their lives away for their nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363114
The only way I can think how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683
I want to stick that redhead fairy in my mouth and stimulate her privates with my tongue until she's a twitching mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363774
>Next girl in line is a sandworm loli
>Anubis cowers in fear as a crane hoists her up and guides her toward santa's lap
>Sandworm loli peeks out shyly from behind her huge teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363929
>Not spending money on lewds
Even furfags know that you have to throw autismbucks at someone to get what you want. Paying for content you enjoy isn't bad, patreon is still shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364005
It adds too many steps to fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363972
You wouldn't use your weresheep daughters as pillows, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363899
Kiki daughteru carefully tucks me in before falling asleep herself next to me. Only for my waifu to find us and do the same for her, before carefully climbing in bed and wrapping herself around me.

Kiki's are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364018
Awfully tempting but I'd rather use their mother's lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362855

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364060
Aw shit I love me some yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363774
>>14363779
And that's how all Santa's little helpers got themselves cute boys for Christmas, leaving Santa to celebrate Christmas alone.

Till that guy she knows at the office knocks at her door.


I wonder how an Anubis in a Santa suit would look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363878
Posted earlier.
Then someone else looked at the other tweets.
And thus was it revealed that, bummed out by NTR, KC decided to draw a loving Wilmarina doujin in addition to his Cheshire Cat doujin, just to stick it to NTR-fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363997
Better than the Smug Squad's kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364060
Cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a kiki attempt to bully her master?

>Mad at you for something you did
>You ask her to make curry for dinner during breakfast
>come home from work
>Kiki smirks like a smug cunt as she serves you beef stroganoff
>"Thanks for dinner, I love you."
>"Oh ho ho~, really now? Perhaps you remember the fact that you requested something else for dinner earlier today, hmmm? Perhaps you're upset?"
>"No, I don't really remember? Doesn't matter, this is great too, as always."
>"Let's be honest here, master: You requested curry, my specialty: Thai green curry with coconut milk and seafood. I think you're absolutely torn up inside."
>"I did? No, it's fine this is great too. Can you pass the Cabernet?"
>"Of course, master." She passes you the wine but refuses to let go "Just admit you'd rather have had curry than beef stroganoff." She smiles coyly, her victory imminent
>"Yeah, I guess I would've preferred curry." you take the wine bottle as she lets it go "But we had curry on Thursday so it's not that big of a deal, variety is nice. Hey you haven't touched your plate, are you okay? Your food is going to get cold."
>"Oh, I'm fine, master. Just fine." She takes a big bite as she looks at you cockily. You, the loser. You lost. Fuck. It's just so fucking cool, she beat you, total, absolute destruction. She's happy, absolutely positive that you're completely ass-annihilated, rectal-ravaged, fanny-flustered, etc. Her scheme worked.
>Time for the coup de grace: "Well, master, would like a slice of my special elderberry cheese cake?"
>"Sounds great!"
>She chuckles as she cuts you a slice, another nail in your stupid coffin.. (You requested her green tea infused flan for dessert when last she asked.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363724
I want to ask Santa Anubis to go on a date with me for Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364017
You can just not pay for it and wait for the releases.
It's just paying helps get it done faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364066
You wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364071
>Fighting against NTR with female-NTR
Unparalleled genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364077
MASTER BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364086
>female-NTR
Out of all my fetishes, I think this shames me the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363878
What provoked that tweet? Someone in japanland writing an MGE NTR story or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364068
http://i.imgur.com/k7AQtwV.jpg
>Anubis version of that
>Her expression says that she's unsure of herself and trying her hardest to be sexy
>She gets flustered when the guy she likes says she looks good in it and starts hiding her face behind her big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364101
He just said that he seen some NTR and it made him feel sad. KC often posts random stuff from what games he's enjoying to how his teeth are hurting, compared to those, talking about NTR is at least porn setting related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364094
Yeah, I know how that goes. It's still NTR, so I still feel like shit reading it, but my penis still loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364094
The one that shames me the most is yuri couples getting NTR'd apart by a man through force, trickery, seduction or otherwise, diamonds every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get time powers to save you're waifu
>You'll never go through hell just to realize the best thing you could have done for the world was to watch her die.
>You'll never weigh her against the world, and find the world lacking, holding her hand alone as you watch the cinders burn, choosing her over all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364132
How would saving her lead to the apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364137
Butterfly effect and all that shebang. There's been a lot of that recently. Showed up in Untill Dawn too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364132
This is why you don't use time powers for good. Ever. It only makes things worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364132
>Life is Strange with monstergirls

Meh. The finale was hella lackluster. The only good thing about it was the nested timeline alterations to escape the Dark Room, and the bit where you go through that surreal world on the way up to the Lighthouse.

Now that I think about it, the whole thing about the Lighthouse and the giant, evil tornado with a surreal dreamscape (which may or may not be real) just reminds me of Alan Wake. Now that was a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364145
>hella lackluster
I see what you did there. My sides bubble-hearthed out of here. I found the whole 'sacrifice the town' ending sweet, though. Probably just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364077
Even when mad Kiki's can only be cute.
I bet a Kiki raging at her Master can but only incite headpats as she just can't help naturally look cute and adorable while trying to insult her Master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364145
>>14364132
>>14364139
http://a.pomf.cat/elrtvw.webm
Life is pretty fuckin' strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364137
The way I thought of it was either converging timeline bullshit, or how every time she rewound, she created atmospheric changes because she was basically teleporting, and she did it so much that the 'butterfly flapping it's wings' thing literally happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
do not want

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
What the fuck dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
Isn't that the game where the girl holds a gun around with no trigger discipline pointing it at people and saying "only women should have guns, not men", but later, when she's dicking around she ends up shooting herself because people who don't know how to use guns do that, and it ends with the one girl saying "Stupid Gun!"

It is isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364126
Personally, I hate that shit.

But there's this one NTR H-Manga I can't help but like. One of the chapters involves just that. Yuri couple starts to drift apart, and one girl finds that her girlfriend has been seduced by some guy. She still claims to love her...but also loves his D. She coaxes her girlfriend to try for herself...and I'm sure you can see where it goes from there. She still tries to resist though, and makes a deal with the guy. If he impregnates her girlfriend first, she'll back off. But if he impregnates her first, he has to back off. In the end, he gets both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364126
That doesn't even count as ntr, that's just fixing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364077
I'd tenderly fire her and get a maid that can actually do what she's told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364187
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364190
No it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
Meh. Animation is pretty janky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364132
>You'll never get time powers to save (you're) waifu
>You'll never get time powers to save you are waifu
Anon goes back in time, Alps, abducts his child self to spare himself a traumatic childhood, and becomes his own waifu.

Waifception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364166
Do not be fooled by this smile. She is a monster; capable of only terror and depravity.

What diabolical horror lies beyond this facade of headpat inducing sweetness?

[Anonymous No.]

Help me. I need to get out of bed and get ready for class, but there's a yeti in bed with me and she won't let me go. Cumming inside of her three times hasn't been enough. How do I get a yeti out of my bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364203
I'd fuck an alternate dimension alp me. Only Alp I would fuck, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364215
>Roleplaying
Stop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364195
How can you fire someone that does it FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364208
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty does she hold in that head of hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364216
I would too probably.
If we shared fetishes then shit would get kinky real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364219
No more headpats. Also, kicking her out of the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364221
>She strokes your dick with a nostalgic smile, hitting every nerve perfectly, like it were her own
>Her womanhood, a perfect match for your maleness

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364203
>>14364216
>>14364221
I'd love to fuck an Alp me, but we'd both be subs so it'd be awkward.

At least cuddling each other would be nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364220
I fear no monster, but that... thing, she scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364238
>awkward
I dunno. Maybe it cancels out to being equals.

>Cuddling yourself
This sounds both nice and very sad at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363746
On the plus side, there's a melted snow line right through where the high speed awawawawawawa train burst through

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364216
Would alternate dimension you even be an alp though? She might have been born a monstergirl instead.
Would you fuck yourself from a genderbent reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364220
That depends. Do you believe in Manomo mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364253
Yes. Tenderly. Then roughly. Then tenderly once more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364220
>>14364208
Nothing but a pure, insanity fueled lust for headpats.

Better headpat your Kikimora nicely today. Who knows what might happen if she finds your headpats to be.. lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364177
See, I don't really like that possibility, because it's just kind of flimsy. You honestly can't expect that to make sense, if you're trying to explain it with science that we know, because it's absurd.
Time travelling causes disasters of some sort? That's partway believeable. But depending on your approach, they're probably going to be to do with something universal destabilisation bullshit. Not something as specific as animals dying, and a tornado being formed to efficiently and precisely wipe out a whole town unless a very specific person is killed.
I only remember Steins;Gate actually mentioning this, so kudos to it, but if you take the concept of time travel to it's most "realistic" possible, then it becomes hard as fuck. Even if you can send a bunch of matter and energy back in time, you still have to contend with not only figuring out how to actually plant that matter/energy in the world where matter/energy already exists there in that same space. And of course, there's the idea of displacement. If you were to go back in time five seconds right now fixed in your current position, you wouldn't be sitting at your computer any more. You'd be floating in space, due to the spin/movement of the Earth, the solar system, the galaxy, the galactic cluster that holds it, and even any potential spatial changes/expansion to the universe itself. Basically, you'd need a time travel device that can get a lock on your position to keep you in the same place on Earth when you come back out the other end, wherever it's with some relative adjustments and calculations, or some gravity detecting device.

It's odd, but for Life is Strange, I actually think I favour a less scientific explanation. As in, the very timeline itself has some sort of consciousness, or at least a will to maintain a certain narration in the context of human lives. Which is kind of terrifiying when you think about it, really. The literal concept of Time is not only aware, but it will fucking tear shit up if you save someone from their due death by altering the timeline.

Writing notes and ideas for stories with Time Dragons does this to me, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364253
Would I be a pretty Monster Girl?

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>>14364258
I need to work on mine. They tend to slip from her head and travel slowly down her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364220
>>14364166
>>14364077
>see her exiting the bathroom with some supplies
>"what's going on, lassy?"
>"Just ...cleaning." she smirks
>"Great. I really appreciate everything you do, please know that even if I don't make it explicitly clear, you really are the best."
>Just as you turn the corner she begins to laugh like a villain
>LEMON PINE SOL
>SHE FUCKING USED IT
>SHE USED IT EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS, YOU, HER MASTER PREFERS THE SCENT OF GOOD 'OL BLEACH AND WATER BECAUSE OF THAT TIME TWO YEARS AGO WHEN YOU BROUGHT IT UP ONCE FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS WHEN YOU WERE SHOPPING AT THE STORE WITH HER
>OH FUCK, SHOTS FIRED, MASTER IS JUST DEAD IN THE FUCKING WATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364261
Well she got superpowers out of nowhere that work by rewinding the world around her like a roll of film. And also looking through photographs to travel into her past self like the Butterfly Effect.
Call it reality bending.

Maybe it's like Madoka, where every change she makes, even the diplacement of the air when she rewinds and moves, adds up across multiple timelines.

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>>14364264
Surely they don't reach all the way down to the base of her feathery tail? Causing a shiver to run through her body each time you give her your "headpat".
Each shiver causing her body to further straighten up, her eyes fiercely locking with yours and her hands coming closer to yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364263
I don't know, let's find out.
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
Whatever you roll is alternate universe you. She shares your fetishes and has your favorite body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
I have a bonerino now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364268
Did she put the toilet paper roll on backwards too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364268
>Kikimora maid does stuff like this to you
>You recognize what's going on and think it's cute
>But you want to teach her a lesson about going against her master
>Walk into the bathroom and sniff a little
>Then start coughing
>Smaller coughs at first
>Build up into hacking up a lung coughs
>"Collapse" loudly onto the floor
>She hears this all and comes running
>Finds you face down, wheezing
>Panicking, she asks if you're okay
>In between wheezes, you sputter out "Pledge... allergic..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364077
Was stroganoff and cake becoming his favorite meal, displacing curry and flan part of her plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364290
And then when she gets close and starts apologizing you snap up and steal a kiss from her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Dormouse
Not my favorite but I could live knowing alt. me was this. At least I'm a good cuddle.

>and has your favorite body type.
But my favorite body type is a tall thick CC, and I'm the opposite of that, an average young skeleton. How did this happen? Can Dormice even be tall thick CCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Ant Arachne
She's just like real me, only spidery! That's cool. Is Dire a body type? Cause I'd like to see a dire Ant Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364302
Alternate universe anon. Anything's possible.
Also, since that's your favorite body type, it could be that it's also the body type she most wanted. And then Demonic energy or Potions to get that body happened or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364276
That would explain that sudden spring in her step afterwards. Also why, during those moments, she whispers something that sounds like "more".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>>14364302
>>14364308
Is it wrong to want to fuck your alternate universe self? Is it wrong to want to marry her?

Would your waifu be up for a threeway with alt universe you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364320
>Would your waifu be up for a threeway with alt universe you?
Gods, I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364320
I wouldn't wish to force any me on anyone. Then again, perhaps said waifu would think otherwise...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364077
Leave it to a kikimora to spend weeks planing a lovely dinner to get back at her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364268
>>14364077
>>14364290
This all suddenly reminds me of the green-text stories of the Kiki and her dense Master.

Shame those were never finished or continued.
Just like those butler cafe greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Will-o-wisp

Fucking score. A soft and curvy, fluffy haired hex maniac-esque will-o-wisp. Knowing how tired I usually am, and the bags under my eyes, she'd want to just huddle up and sleep as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364320
Me and Alternate me would both be subs and my waifu would be a dom, so it'd work. She now gets two for the price of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Ignis
Well, I appear to be fire in that universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14359875
A bit late, but anyone know when this was? Wanna see if I can find it on Warosu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Cheshire

No, fuck no! I don't care if it's a Cheshire with a meager bust and an ass to die for, she/I would be so fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364340
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=Writefag-kun&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

Scroll down until you find the prematurely deleted one.
God, I hate Warosu. FoolFuuka systems run and perform so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
Somewhere out there is a lazy big breasted Weresheep who watches/plays bad stuff, enjoys a drink has a fetish for impregnation and also spends too much time on imageboards.

I think I'm in love, I'd totally do my alt universe self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
6'3 Lich with short hair who really enjoys sci-fi and academics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364238
Switch master race here.

>>14364237
>That moment when she asks if I'm still on the 'alone time' schedule
>That other moment when we discuss what fetish we're hitting that night.
>We settle it by rolling dice and get cumflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>a lithe, short shoggoth with a fetish for taking care of others
Oh boy I get a hugbox version of Saya don't I.

Minus the loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364352
So a pear shape Chesire with itty bitty kitty titties but one big fat cat ass?

If you don't want you, I'll take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Tentacle
>Has a fetish for alping people
>Built like a brick shithouse

Alternate universe me is a fucking monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364392
>pear shape Chesire with itty bitty kitty titties but one big fat cat ass
Yes, basically. And I'd presume my love for butts would translate into a keen interest in doing all kinds of things with said fat cat ass on her part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279

Centaur. Oh. Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364258
At least Roombas only need to be charged, and even then, they return to their charging docks automatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Kitsune-bi

Apparently she's a busty, chubby fox ghost.

I can diG it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Chimera
>Tall and curvy
>Tsun, mild dom, lactation, and intimate sex
Parallel me is giving me a fearection

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Soldier Beetle
Oh good god, she'd be chunni as fuck. Also a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

So, everyone seems to have found their alternate self but have any of you thought the weirdness that would ensue?

Especially if some of your fetishes are more blatant?

>Friend sees me and alp me relaxing on a couch post cumflation of the latter
>Gets weirded out when we greet him the same way.
>Explain the situation to him.
>"So my real question is, who do I pay rent too?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364454
I think about such things more often than i should, I blame insomnia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364454
I've only really got one friend I hang out with on a regular basis. He'd probably be more okay with it than me upon initially learning about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364454
>Friend tries to talk to me, because I'm the one of this reality he knows
>We both answer in unison, look at eachother, laugh an go back to flirting
>Friend nopes out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>kikimora
>tall,curvy, and Dandere
>fetish for momdom and cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364454
>Does fucking your AU self count as sex or masturbation? Or possibly incest?
>Would any children technically be inbred?
>Even if you share fetishes, are you willing/able to actually act on them?
>How would family or friends react?
There's a lot of stuff to consider. Kind of makes my head hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Tall and curvy Werecat
Eh, could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364454
Not weirdness, but a lot of fun. We would establish a link that lets both of us feel the other person's pleasure, then I would taunt a Lamia and she would start begging people to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364483
What's worse is the lack of Co-op games out there.
We'd have to trade off for some.

Or fire up Heroes of Might and Magic III

>MFW we both go undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364522
>Playing Co-op games with the AUMG
>Playing MMOs with the AUMG

My idea of heaven. I'd love to get into some MMO like FF14, but playing it with people, and being there when other people want to play it and I don't, kind of turns me off of it. A shame, too. It looks like people have fun in MMOs.
Doing it with the MG version of yourself is a pretty flawless idea in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364554
Oh lord.

>Playing brawl with friend and AUMG
>One of you makes an offhand remark about the last you standing being on top that night.
>Suddenly turns into a death match with you trading lines with yourself as your friend shudders.

Not mention that the DnD party would get a new addition where we trade off every other session

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364554
>Playing an MMO with a raiding party consisting entirely of you and alternate universe you's

I like it. Now I can only blame the failures on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364590
>failures
>when playing with multiple versions of you
>who can quite easily anticipate your actions, and how you'd respond to your actions
>leading to the most coordinated raid party ever devised

It'd be like piloting a Jaeger with a 200% sync rate. You'd be unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364554
I have such fun with FFXIV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364610
I could only handle four other Me's in total

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight, deadthread.

[Anonymous No.]

How did monster girls even become a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364695
you know anything about the story of Lilith

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364695
Dudes wanting to fuck mythological and fictional creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>My alternate universe self is an Apsara with an ASMR fetish

I don't mind this at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Giant human vs monster war raging, really not going that well for the humans
>you get conscripted from your home town since you have no immediate family members to miss you and they need just about all the help they can get
>first fight goes south quick, you manage to escape but you're in the middle of god know's where and all alone, figure you'll be easy pickings for the nearest monster
>come across lone monster, dead asleep in the middle of the woods
>Kidnap and tie them up, both for your own safety and who knows, maybe they're important and you can use them as a hostage
>Give her a once over, horns tail wings, probably a succubi
>They look human enough, not really as scary up close and personal
>ignoring the other bits she looks totally human. Head, arms, legs, hips, boobs
>"You can touch them if you want"
>Shit she caught you staring, tell her no way in hell thats happening
>"Why not? You're worried that you'll just get dragged off to be some husbands right? Well I'm not going anywhere all tied up like this. You could do just about anything you wanted to me and get away with it."
>"We're alone for now, but we're in monster territory here, do you want to go with chance and maybe end up with some hard muscly oni or sticky slime, or some one nice and soft and skilled like me?"

[Anonymous No.]

So, most what would some of us do with an Alternate Universe version of yourself?

I would just lounge around with her/myself most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364716
I'd irrumate the fuck out of that Succubutts throat.
>>14364774
Nah, fuck no.

The AU selfcest shit going on right now is too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364774
Dunno, probably sort out some deep seated issues that are bound to come up when I confront what is essentially myself, lick each other's wounds, and then each other's genitals, and then cuddle before we fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364786
>The AU selfcest shit going on right now is too much for me.
Go fuck yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364794
Looks like a lot of anons here are already doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364716

>"I'm more worried about you trying to suck out my soul."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364798
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364774
Shoot up heroin and listen to vaporwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364716
This: >>14364805
Steal my virginity if you must. I'm more concerned with keeping vital things like my soul inside of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364774
fight myself just to see who'd win

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364774
Gaming, cuddling, sex, Testing out what a gallon of holst milk would do to a girl's chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364828
It would make it very wet and sticky, I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364828
I'd be testing a gallon of Hathor Milk on mine, I mean might as well go all the way right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363683
doomed to wip purgatory for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364850
She must really like that book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364846
>Stopping at a gallon
If she's AU then she's got your fetishes.

Go whole hog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364864
Y-You mean more Hathor Milk? Are you sure it's OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>Things you do to/with your dog(s)
>How your hypothetical kobold waifu would react to them

I go up to my two dogs and hold my arms out, kinda strut around, and repeat "DUPO-DOG" in a russian accent, sometimes I get close and look them in the eye and ask "ты дупо-дог?" and then laugh like "HO HO HO!!!" as they kinda just look at me like I'm mentally ill and tilt their heads in befuzzlement. I'm not russian either.

I think she'd react about the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364887
She'll be fine, she's other you!
She'd get a kick out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364445
>chuuni loli Soldier Beetle
That sounds adorable as fuck, I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364896
In that case, then I'll give her a Gallon of Chocolate Hathor Milk! Plenty of it! Oh, and Hathor Egg Nog too! I don't even know what that one does but she can have that too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364901
Enjoy your chocolate, sumo sized alp you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364850
Looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364850
You better color this one m8, 2 comfy not to

[Anonymous No.]

>Introduce your Manticore waifu to butt plugs
>She jams it in her tail before you explain to her what it's for
>Says she likes it a lot though, so it's fine you suppose
>Then she keeps it in, which was hot right up until the point that she walked out the front door to go pick your daughter up from school
>The other parents were mostly humans
>The other parents were mostly horrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364958
As soon as she gets home I'm giving her headpats and calling her a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364958
>Tail plugs
This sounds less like fetish gear and more like a fashion accessory. I mean, they walk around with their tails exposed all day, why not experiment with them a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364890
>Kobold replies to you in perfect Russian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364958
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364972
Drunk manticores putting lampshades on the end of their tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364805
>>14364821
>"Common order propaganda. Still we dont have to start with sucking. Theres all sorts of fun stuff we can do with rubbing for instance"

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, I lack a sleep related image

So have this gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363955
What the fuck did I just watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365014
I want that gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365014
Shh, the yeti is asleep with her prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365029
You want a Gewehr 98? Yeah, me too.

[Anonymous No.]

Could we get some cute in here? I lost my grandpa today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365059
Your grandpa was a fag, go back to tumblr you blogging faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365059

[Anonymous No.]

>>14363266
Oh, I love this guy's shit. I didn't realize he did more than that Ryu(Wurm?). Any others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365059
I lost mine a week ago, I know that feel man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365077
>Writing with tailcum
Not sure if cute or gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365083
That's vanilla milkshake Anon. Don't be a perverted onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365077
What happened to her left foot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365094
She's slipping it out of the shoe, note how the ribbon is untied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365094
She's kicking the shoe off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Kraken
>desperately longs to be spooned
>hates being touched

Sounds pretty Scylly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365108
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Lamia
>leglock and big asses

Haha, very funny, universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Unicorn
Now neither of us will be virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Milf zombie
i am ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Tomboy Onee-san Large Mouse
>who just wants to cuddle all day
JACKPOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Tomboy, nigh reverse trap Queen Slime.
>Effectively get multiple tomboy waifus for the price of one
> They're all not even especially lewd, just up to play around, give cuddles in an embarrassed fashion.
I'm OK with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365115
She must be suffering. Would you take responsibility to make Alternate Universe you happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365175
What could I even do? If my alternate self is anything like me, she'd just bottle it up and masturbate for a few hours until she feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365185
Get her a pair of pants where one leg goes on her tail, and the other just is at her side so she can pretend their real legs and use them to "leglock" her love, then have her "facesit" and pretend that section where her tail meets her body has a big ass.

Just make her feel better, even if it is pretend. She can't just bottle up, she has to have some outlet and know theres people who care for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Alp
First of all fuck you. Secondly
>Favorite body type
So an Alp with the ultimate milf body.
Also pretty much all of my fetishes only work if your a guy.
You're next post is
>But alps are guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364172
>that cumfart at the end
Kek
Isn't girl from that time lesbian shit game?
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Lazy, tactless, honest spanish Youko
Well, alright I suppose.
I guess we'll just play videogames together.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/836826/2f0a203299/
Holy fucking shit, I want to see a Cheshire with this bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
Oh, forgot the sentence with it!

>"going out looking for food? No need!! You're my property, so from now on, I'll look after you"

All Dragon Girls are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
>>14365300
>"going out looking for food? No need!! You're my property, so from now on, I'll look after you"
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
Dragon's are dumb and really rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
Rude! She'll be hearing from the scale polishers' union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
>>14365300
Sheer perfection indeed.
>Patreon
Butter-T, however, is a human who's sadly sold out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
10/10, would marry on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
>big patreon logo and link on art
Poor form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
>patreon logo slapped in the image
Ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362678
THAT'S
MY
HORSE!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a Vampire drunk on garlic and put a dirty half breed in her womb and make her let me take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365322
>>14365330
>>14365353
Eh, I'm sure at least one person here is footing the Patreon bill for us and will send us the full art and NSFW, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365360
Life has many doors, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365374
You know there is a way to get patreon only pics just by changing site address?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365374
We are all poorfags here, I'm still waiting for that jiang-shi pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365384
Well then can someone do that and post the pictures here?

>>14365386
>we are all poorfags
This is the same thread where we have a few faggots spend thousands on their waifu. Either they're rich, terrible with money, or really really love their waifu to the point of starving for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365376
The honor of Anon's ancestors has been avenged! Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365391
You need to change address for each pic so it's too much of a hassle for me
I'm fine with patreon pic
Google that bug and do it yourself if you want, at least month ago it was working and I grabbed some pics myself. Maybe they fixed it now I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365391
>terrible with money
Mostly this personally. I save up enough and then blow it on shit, waifu art included.
I don't have a steady enough income to give pay some artists monthly to support (And in some asinine cases, just see) their art. I can manage my cellphone and an MMO, and that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take care of a bunch of orphaned jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

how could MGs get me out of jury duty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
Rape days.
Just say you can't serve due to recovery from a rape day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
By submitting the proper forms to your local court office excusing you from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Lamia
I was already going to be best girl, this just cements it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
Show up having not bathed in days, like the asshole that was seated next to me for several hours. Je-sus Christ did that man smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
>Not wanting Jury Duty
>Not going full 12 Angry Men
Step it up Senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365450
Dude better give a tanuki a night on the town if he wants to do that.
Shits complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365453
>That one bitter man who has a terrible relationship with his daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
>Summoned to jury duty because a Cheshire robbed a bank
>"Sir are you aware what a Cheshire Cat is?"
"Yeah it's one of those dirty fucking monsters, one of the worst ones too. They just teleport around a steal shit, it's all they fucking do!"
>"Thank you for your time, sir. Your services will not be required for this case."
And then you go home and fuck your Cheshire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
don't register to vote, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
>get out of jury duty

But anon, monster girls admire civil duty above all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365462
But anon, you are the Chesire Burglar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365469
Well then.
>"Sir are you aware what a Cheshire Cat is?"
"Yeah, my wife dindu nuffin man."
>"Thank you for your time, sir. Your services will not be required for this case."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365469
I want to burgle a cheshire's home.



I then want to steal her virginity and heart in that exact order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365458
Really? All I had to do was fill out the form they included with the summons and drop it off at the Law Courts, and bam, I was out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365408
Any idea how to do this? I'm not sure which result from Google to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365477
Shut up and brush my tail goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365446
Act racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365453
>still no story about a jury of one paladin and 11 MGs deliberating the fate of a MG that allegedly maliciously raped and paralyzed a man from the waist down
>paladin and his constant pursuit of justice is the only one who thinks the MG is innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be a Bobby forced to deal with Spring-Heeled Jaqueline and a burglar Cheshire competing for your attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365500
interested/10, would probably read

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365500
What a Paladin, what would the Monster Girl jurors be? Who'd be the girl who tosses him a vote? Who'd be the girl who's too shy at first but builds her confidence? Who'd be the Paladin's main rival who has a troubled relationship with her stepson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365500
This got me thinking.
I'm going to shit out something terrible tomorrow, but for now I'm sleeping since it's almost 1:30 in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365550
>1:30 in the morning
>Tfw I'm wide awake
Really got to work on fixing that sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365559
Try counting weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and be sure to not burn down the thread.
Instead, please reflect on proper behavior around police officers.
Remember, a man without a ring is asking for surprise 'searches' to see if he's holding back.

In other news, I'm attempting prose.
Again.
Like I did the other five times.
Don't expect much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365566
I still eagerly anticipate the day of Cheshire Loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365500
>Every girl thinks she's guilty
>They don't like it, but they can't lie to themselves
>Each of them has personally experienced getting a little too wild with a guy
>Going out on the full moon, picking him up off the streets, and taking him home to fuck his brains out
>Guys go into the ER every day with stories of their girlfriends or wives crushing their hips
>But Paladin is unconvinced
>The facts don't add up
>There was no full moon that night,and his injuries looked all wrong
>And every monster he's ever seen could perfectly recall a man she'd bedded
>So why was she saying that she had no recollection of events after meeting him?
>Despite his every oath to fight against monsters, his honor will not let him convict an innocent
>He would see justice be done, by law or by sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365571
And I await the day I can think up a non crap plot for her.
I've tried and failed twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365574
This is starting to sound like something from Pheonix Wright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365598
Only if the paladin gets to have a genki squire girl to assist his work. Preferably one that looks like >>14361685.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365566
Talk about abuse of authority, not wearing a ring does not constitute reasonable suspicion.

What's next, it's okay to proactively date men just because they wandered into a bar full of single MG regulars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365614
Of course, A single man out alone at night is obviously looking for some.
It would be a bigger shame if they let him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365621
This is why I would stay inside even more if monster girls were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365632
>>14365632
That's how the nightmares would get you.
or the ghosts.
or the cheshires
or the kunoichis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365621
It's a set-up! He knows the jury would just write it off as another rape-induced injury lawsuit. But what the jury doesn't realize is that the defendant just came into a huge inheritence. Isn't it odd that a girl with a previously spotless record would suddenly have an incident just as she comes into money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365635
Why would Kunoichis go after me? I thought they had to be hired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365643
It was an Alice on raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365649
Because a shutin like you would obviously be some sort of cult radical that only they can reform, breaking into your fortress of evil and redeeming you is what makes their hearts beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365657
So the hikkis get all the chuuni ninja bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
> Chimera
...Considering how many pills I take, I suppose it's only fair I get mentally unstable version.
I guess really tomboyish chimera? That'd be so weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365635

Not even the online world would be safe. Gazers would dox you and well... you probably know what happens next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365664
Yep, entire clans will be born and raised on the belief that their dad was some great evil doer, one their mother redeemed and whose curse has been passed down to them.
An entire chunni clan who believes they have a darkness in them, one that is only slowed by their father's headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365657
But I just wanted to be alone and not raped. Don't they have something better to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365668
>Get out here gamerguy! We've got to show you your place!

>>14365670
Not really, do you know how many people have a need for ninjas now aday?
That or you get a Kiki who wants to make a man out of you.

Be a man

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so, here's a thought.
MGE Kunoichi dressed up like the girls from Taimanin Asagi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14362239
does that means that vertex is dropped forever and ever? please say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365673
God I want to be a healslut for a bunch of nerdy stinky Monster Neets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365666
I think you can handle it, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365673
I am a man, a man who wants to live alone and isn't raped.

Maybe I'll take a Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365679
I'd rather make them bathe.
Women should smell of flowers.


>>14365681
Good, just remember that you must be swift as a coursing river

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365680
And of course I get triple six trips when I'm discussing an Alp version of me
2017, I'm gonna end up unwillingly alping, that motherfucking gypsy was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365689
Don't you fucking quote that god damn song. Now I don't want the Kunoichi just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365695
Come on Anon, be a man

she loves you with all the force of a great typhoon.

be a man, she has your scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365698
>she has your scent.
Wait what? Why does she have my scent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365703
Because SHE'S IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.RIGHT. NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365703
Because she broke down your door with the strength of a raging fire

she's mysterious as the dark side of the moon.


>>14365709
Also this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365709
But she's not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365712
I wish I could slap you for quoting that fucking song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365714
That's just what she wants you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365059
I know that feel too anon, mine passed on November 6th. I have no cute to give you, but damn I wish I did. My condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365719
Do it Anon.
Be a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365719
Looks like you saw right through her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365720
Monster girls aren't real anon, and they never will be.

>>14365724
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365726
Hurry up Anon.

Time is racing towards us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365731
Till the ALPS
ARRIVE
Give them all your headpats and you might survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365731
God I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365736
You're unsuited for, the rape of war.
So pack up, go home you're through.
How could I make a man out of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365745
Are you done now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365745
>>14365746
How about I make an Alp out of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365746
Depends.
Do you want me to go through the chorus twice more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365748
You need to leave.

>>14365750
God, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365754
>Being this buttflustrated
C'mon Anon, BE A MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365748
Are we still trying to defeat the alps? I'm getting confused here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365691
It's alright, Anon. I'm sure you'll be a very cute Alp come 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365761
I don't want to be a man if it gets me raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that map building guide that was posted on here ages ago for a certain writefag? I may need it for world building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365768
That thing used by Penywise? I wish I could help you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365771
That's the one, and that's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/jQ3rPKJBteY

I want a Liz Lemon MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365763
I don't wanna be an Alp! If I'm an Alp then that means she was right about crystals too and I'm not ready to accept that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365768
Image limit's reached and imgur won't upload it for whatever shitty reason, so next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365812
Thanks in advance. Lets me think up other stuff in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365806
>Forty-something monstergirl who has startlingly bad luck with men, in part due to her astronomical standards, and who wants to skip the whole sex thing in a relationship so she can eat cheese-based snacks and laugh at TV all day

Something about this doesn't really mesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365806
>TFW no Larry David MG GF

also:

>That future Alp in this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVK_OqyUzk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365806
It's how Gazer acts in my Head-canon TBQH

[Anonymous No.]

>Get baited into Wonderland
>Complete madness ensues
>Unspeakable things happen
>Manage to escape with most of your sanity still intact
>End up with an Alice following you
>She thinks you're her big brother and doesn't remember what happened in Wonderland

Do you keep her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365806

ew. no.

rethink your shit taste immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365836
Nope, she'll bring the madness with her and insist I go on weird platforming adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365827
Future Alice detected
> A bad man?
> Yes, I do
> I like how the lines just go straight, and up, and down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365838
What if instead of weird platforming adventures she asked you to play video games with her?

I can't deny the fact that she will bring madness

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365836
Sure. My Wurmfu loves cute little things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365836
I'd rather a normal succubutt. Loli isn't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365874
Sounds troublesome. At least it's not Liliwurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365827
>no nuerotic funny MG that ruins all their relationship's with their antics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxEdtO3u74

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364279
>Hellhound
I'm timid and shy as fuck. This doesn't go at all.
I'm guessing other me had a run in with Deruella, because she supposedly loves changing people into monsters that have the opposite traits to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365940
Well, at least Alt Dimension you can protect this Dimension you right?

[Anonymous No.]

How would Thanksgiving with your waifu be?

>Mindflayer
>We thank Chtulu and other deep sea Gods
>She barely eats any actual food so instead of the usual meal we have insane sex where she can mind control me as she wants
>Squid transformation is allowed on that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365408
Nothing showing up on google, won't work for Butter-T stuff though. He's full jew and only sends the NSFW stuff to backers who pledged over a specific amount of money rather than posting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365962
It's such a pity. There are better MG artists out there, but he was one of the first guys who did decent quality MGE stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14364427
But can roomba's wrap around you while whispering sweet encouragements in your ears? Can roomba's leave hand-made lovely prepared lunches for you, waiting on the table, for at work?

Do Roomba's allow you to fill them with love, over and over again, till some time later many small versions of them appear?

I think not. Headpat a Kiki today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365986
http://i.imgur.com/7QswTZu.jpg
This one can, checkmate Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365986
>But can roomba's wrap around you while whispering sweet encouragements in your ears?
Who wants that from the help?
>Can roomba's leave hand-made lovely prepared lunches for you, waiting on the table, for at work?
Looks like someone bought the budget model
>Do Roomba's allow you to fill them with love, over and over again, till some time later many small versions of them appear?
That would invalidate their warranty, and risk giving you an electrical burn on a place that will be hard to explain at the hospital. Also
>wanting to fuck the help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365992
I bet she has non-stop suction and makes sure you're clean once you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

More Gamera-chan!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53612799

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365408
>>14365962
>>14365970
>>14365485
Doing some quick experimenting. When throwing a random number in the adress, it occasionaly links me to some free picture, but in most cases a picture with "patron only".

So the bug was most likely fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366011
Have we considered asking him for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365992
Surely you wouldn't want such a cold, mechanical machine? Why not have the real deal? A real warm and soft Kiki maid you can hug and nuzzle with. She'll give soft yelps if you do it suddenly and then quickly turn into putty in your arms.
You can even make her shiver and softly moan if you pet and brush her feathery tail!
Can that half-functional, cold and programmed machine do that to you? Can that thing even feel love? I don't think so. Go hug a Kiki instead.

>>14365993
Kikimora's are all-in. They help by cleaning, they help by encouragement, they help you with creating a family. You get the entire package in one lovely girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366038
Kikimoras are shit.
I'd rather a nice thugdere girl look after me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366038
Kikis a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14365296
I swear that tit is flying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366038
>Surely you wouldn't want such a cold, mechanical machine?
Damn right I would. Are you telling me that you wouldn't want a slow methodical handjob while she ara aras in a cold, mechanical voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366011
>throwing a random number in the adress
Kek
It was much more complicated than that hence too much of hassle
I remember you needed to look into source code find the text box you need, file's name then combine it with patreon membership code and some shit
I thought I saved the pic explaining it but I can't find it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366038
Kikis are alright, but they're no Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366038
>>Surely you wouldn't want such a cold, mechanical machine?

Would you settle for a disgusting animal that bleeds and leaks pus and mucus? That sheds hair? That pisses and shits and cries?

Softness and warmth can be simulated. Love can be programmed. Machines are superior. Machines are the future.

[Anonymous No.]

God page ten hell is the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366110
True that. Make a new thread so I can kill this one already, I've had it primed since like 5 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Butter's art isn't worth stealing tbqh, to say nothing of actually buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366115
Come on, Butter T is a good artist. You're really starting to sound like a Fox and Grapes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366119
He can draw a shiny picture, but he ain't a good artist. And there are plenty that do better than he, and they don't ask for a single wet nickle in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366135
Well I mean most artists do ask for money. It's called commissioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366119
Not him but Butter-T actually has severe anatomy issues at times, I used to call him out on this shit even before he opened his Patreon.

He tends to be really hit or miss with it and people always give him a free pass for some reason. .less got called out for his sameface, tumblr artists get called out for their noses but Butter gets a free pass for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366139
>It's called commissioning.
And guess what, Butter-T is a jew when it comes to that too. He asks for more than way more talented artists do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366139
And a good artist wouldn't hide those commissions from everyone else through a paywall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366140
This. Take a look at Butter-T's Salamander image for example. The anatomy is just plain weird.
That said, plenty of other artists aren't called out either. Lightsource drew some nightmare and lich commission and the faces were fucking awful, yet everyone seemed to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366140
The only really bad Butter pic I remember is salamander drawing her sword
Others are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366162
Seen the piece that Jabberwock-fag commissioned? It has all kinds of problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366145
>And guess what, Butter-T is a jew when it comes to that too. He asks for more than way more talented artists do.
Not really, he asks for around 80-100. Thats on par for a lot of artists. I mean, Monorus is more expensive than that. His pricing is about what you'd expect.

>>14366151
He's not though, he's posting them on like always. I mean, he's putting a Patreon watermark on them, but that's it. And he doesn't even do it on all of them.

I really don't get the hate. Mild annoyance, yeah OK. But hate seems silly. Especially when most artists just never bother posting the full resolution image in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366162
What about the Jiangshi pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366190
He puts the nude versions behind the paywall, and nobody said anything about hate. Here, let me be a little less subtle:

Fuck off, Butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366145
Funny thing is, he didn't used to be.
I commissioned a pic from him ages ago. 2 Girls, full background, and it came out great.
Price was $43.

Now? Three characters, with a fairly minimalistic background? He quoted me nearly $200. I don't know what happened to affect such a change; maybe he simply recognized the demand for his artwork and fully jewed out.

>>14366155
>Everyone seemed to like it
Really? I mean, I liked it. I thought the faces were great personally. But I don't really remember those pictures getting much reaction. Like, at all.

>>14366190
Correction. He posts censored, down-sized, and covered up pictures with a huge Patreon Watermark.

[Anonymous No.]

>Some guy defending Butter's art as nigh-flawless
Need I even mention the balloon-tits?

[Anonymous No.]

You have one compliment to make your waifu blush and be yours forever. What do you tell her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366190
>He's not though, he's posting them on like always
No he's not, he'll never do public nudes now and they've never posted anywhere. They're sent directly to backers. You're not fooling anyone you tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366203
>I thought the faces were great personally.
They looked terrible, I'd feel bad if I paid for something that turned out looking like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366230
Shut up we're talking about artist integrity.
"Got, DAYUM, gurl! How did a pretty little lady that can't do squats get an ass so FINE!?"

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>>14366244
I guess it comes down to preference then? Since I genuinely see nothing wrong with 'em.

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>>14366203
>Now? Three characters, with a fairly minimalistic background? He quoted me nearly $200. I don't know what happened to affect such a change; maybe he simply recognized the demand for his artwork and fully jewed out.
All artists do this over time. That's what happens when (Artist's Natural Skill grows + Gets more demand for their commissions + Gets more comfortable dealing with Commissions + Economic inflation). Hell, .less increased his prices just a month or two ago. All cheap artists with any skill go up in price, that's just how it works.

Besides, $200 is nothing. One artist told me for a picture with one character and a background would be $400.

>Correction. He posts censored, down-sized, and covered up pictures with a huge Patreon Watermark.

>>14366221
When on Earth did I ever say his art was "nigh-flawless"? I hardly even commented on his art quality. Now you're just making stuff up to be angry.

>>14366233
I highly doubt he'll never do public NSFW ever again.

I mean, if it bugs you guys so much how he runs his Patreon, why not talk to him? He speaks English, just ask if he'll eventually post the images after a few months or something. Or if he'll do public NSFW ever again.

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>>14366251
I guess. The quality level just feels incredibly amateur for a commission picture, I wouldn't question it if it was just a random doodle he drew. But if the guy he made it for liked it then mission accomplished I suppose.

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>>14366251
Not that guy but if you are talking about cowgirl lich pouring some stuff from vial and nightmare x lich on a lake, then faces were fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366230
"You're a much better maid than any Kikimora."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366230
"I hate monoeyes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366230
>You're a Big Girl

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>>14366268
>All cheap artists with any skill go up in price, that's just how it works.
But Butter's art hasn't improved much, if at all. I'd say it fluctuates from picture to picture, at best. It's pure greed. He has something, people want it, and he recognizes that.

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>>14366292
So it wasn't just me then. I wasn't talking about the lich pouring the potion on the guys dick, but I'll add that I thought the face was weird on that one too.

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>>14366230
"Those other monstergirls are only jealous of you because you're better at being a girl than they are."

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>>14366323
>It's pure greed. He has something, people want it, and he recognizes that.
That's capitalism baby

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>>14366335
Exile Alp enablers.

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>>14366335
I hope you give your waifu eskimo kisses

My waifu is still gonna bully yours because she's just that kind of girl. I hope you understand.

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>>14366286
Again, I disagree. I think it looks great all around. My only vague complaint about it might be that the layering for the Nightmare's top in the SFW version looks a bit, for lack of a better term, "Drawn on". Probably because of how he drew the image series in layers. But the faces? Yeah, I've got no complaints there.

>>14366292
>>14366326
>On a lake
It's...a graveyard. Yeah, I'll admit, backgrounds aren't the guy's strong point.
>Cowgirl Lich pouring some stuff from vial
That one's by Norasuko and...yeah, I can see why people say the face looks a bit iffy on that one. Personally, I think it has to do with the lighting. Norasuko put a lot of work into creating the lighting and composition for that piece, and I do love how it turned out. But yeah, after sitting on it, if I could go back, I'd probably ask him to change the lighting source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366339
I want to see the glorious Red Nation of Soviet Mantissia go to war with the Capitalist Pigs of the United Tanuki States.

[Anonymous No.]

oh please someone save us from this image limit hell

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>>14366444
CAN'T WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366458
SAVE ME

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>>14366460
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

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>>14366268
>One artist told me for a picture with one character and a background would be $400.
I don't want to be the one to say it, but I will.
Whoever you commissioned better be a professional of his craft to commission you $00 for one character plus background.

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>>14366444
ONE MORE THREAD UNTIL RELEASE

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>>14366493
Yeah, this.

The only times I've ever heard of these sorts of rates being acceptable are from professional artists who make their living off professional commission contracts; and only do amateur commissions at such prices on the side.

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>>14366230
Good evening, monster lady. My name is Anon.

I've been observing you for several days and I have determined that you would make a wonderful life partner and an equally good mother for my future children. I am particularly enamored with your ability to posses great mental and emotional strength while also nurturing a tender and loving feminine heart.

I hope you will consider marrying me and bearing me many children.

She's a Hellhound.
I'm not sure how much of this I'm going to get out.

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>>14366230
I've never seen a more perfectly balanced time table in all my life. Truly no one is a better, nor more thoughtful planner than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366230
Your hugs are really nice. Could you hug me every day?

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>>14366569
I hope your waifu Mega Evolves and you're stuck with a really overbearing bitchy wife with high blood pressure and always demands things from you

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>>14366444
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366634
You know somoene could just make the new thread now

Make it proper, the new thread would bump this one off

Please just end the suffering, I don't understand it

[Anonymous No.]

>All these newfags bitching about a thread barely over two thousand posts and being at image limit because they don't delete their reaction images

[Anonymous No.]

>>14366655
>not posting dozens of reaction pics on purpose to enjoy bitching and whining of fags
Lmao

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>>14366444
Sure, I have nothing better to do.