/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Threatening to post embarrassing Lilim baby photos and doing it anyway edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349001
Oh Anon, you pulled the trigger too quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349001
Good job moron

[Anonymous No.]

First for great harem of powerful monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349001
>fixed the wordpress link
>fucked up the OP anyway

I'll be over here killing myself now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349001
Boy you sure are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349001
Eh. We all fucked up the OP at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349006
That all dote on you and are all lovey dovey, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349009
I never did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349011
This is a first for me, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349011
I wasn't talking about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349009
I've never done one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349009
>>14349011
I put the subject in the name field back on /a/ once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349001
Someone remake it, it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349016
I'd rather someone did, I genuinely feel bad about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349016
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349016
Do not do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>realize thread's the last on the page
>scramble to find a good image to use as the OP
>just when I found one the thread's dead and this piece of shit is on the board

Why can't you people to anything right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349024
What if I do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349020
>>14349016
Let it rest. People can just control+f from the catalog anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349027
Odds are absurdly high that we get shitposted by the natives. Low chances that a few of us get banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349026
I'm gonna post with lamiabrarian if you don't do it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349028
I'm the guy who made this fuck up. I honestly feel a bit ashamed and want it to go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349027
Kancolle duplicate threads have been getting deleted for weeks now. It'll just get shut down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349034
There are no such things as mistakes anon, just happy accidents! Just like Bob Ross said. Just let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349033
Don't make a new thread if that's what you're saying. OP made his bed and now we all get to lie in it.

[Anonymous No.]

So much drama and anticipation

I need a Jubjub to hold me and calm me down with her fluffy wings

[Anonymous No.]

>made multiple threads before
>no problem
>make one today
>fuck up hard

I'd have a drink, but I think that was part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349043
I'm gonna do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349052
Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349052
Don't you fucking do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349052
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349053
>>14349055
>>14349056

It is too late, it was always too late >>14349054
If you don't want to move then dont, but it should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349059

This is why people hate us.

[Anonymous No.]

He fucking did it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to travel to the far north and snuggle with a snow jub while ice fishing in an igloo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349059
>monmusu

The OP might be a forgetful and premature idiot, but you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349059
>Monster Girls / Monmusu Thread
>Monmusu Thread
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349063
>>14349067
Why do I feel like i'm missing what makes this bad?

[Anonymous No.]

I need stories of flashlight vagainyas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349062
>ice fishing
Enjoy the wait, and occasionally having to crack the ice open again before it freezes the hole over. It's comfy though.

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody calm down and enjoy brown Moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349067
>go fuck yourself

This. The OP is missing the vital info, but you're being petty and retarded at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349076
Do you have any Wock lef

[Anonymous No.]

>Made two threads at the same time again.
THIS IS WHY WE MAKE A NEW ONE RIGHT BEFORE THE OLD ONE FALLS OF THE PAGE, DORKS.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fighting and have a butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349076
I wish there were Mothman pictures.
Moth-chan doesn't count though, she's a butterfly.

[Anonymous No.]

That was fucking quick, they are watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349089
I'm not banned though so I guess they understand. Sorry everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349086

I agree with this notion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349089
OP here. If you're reading this, mod, feel free to delete my shame so we can have a slightly better thread. It'll still have the same old arguments and shitposting, but at least I won't feel like a tard for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349093
Why did you even think it was a good idea in the first place? It made you a bigger retard than the guy who made this one. Are you new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349099
Its not that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349099
Big dealio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349089
They better be, janitors/mods are the only ones who can delete threads on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349101
>the thread creator misses a detail (an important one, I'll give you that)
>GUYS, I'LL MAKE A NEW THREAD EVEN THROUGH YOU SAID NOT TO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349104
I'd rather have no thread title than "monmusu"

[Anonymous No.]

Man, you guys really are a bunch of sperglords. I sure hope your next thread comes out perfect so nobody has to see this kind of embarrassing shit.

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349122
>implying this thread isn't a bunch of sperglords who're on the levels of Mizzou safe space shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349122
As the moron who made this thread, I put my hands up and admit that forgetting the topic title is a big omission. If I had this reaction to forgetting the wordpress or something I'd question it, but this thread will be harder to search for now. Its times like these I wish we had an edit function for threads. Or that I checked the content more carefully before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Jötunn girls from Jötunnheimr when, thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349136
That's a big bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349136
Too damn big.
Make 'em 6-7 ft and we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349139
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349141
>Giant
>Too big
That's the entire fucking point

[Anonymous No.]

All rise for the anthem of the Moth Kingdom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349006
>>14349010
>Anon's who want any time of harem have to go through Horse Pussy Kingdom to get it

Actually now that I think about it you'd have to be a virgin and waifu a Unicorn then cheat on her to turn into a BiCorn before you could start working on a harem.

Which means harem fags would also be part of the reason Unicorn populations being low.

So I guess that would make harem anons substantially more evil than your average anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349167
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349167
>Implying some Unicorns aren't as innocent as they look.
>Implying some Unicorns don't collude with other monstergirls so they can become the Bicorn they've always dreamed of being.

It's like you don't like perverted girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349006
>you will never create a mercenary group/harem with your bicorn waifu

It hurts to live, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Lyns aren't as cute as their Tera counterparts but they're still adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349153
I want to pat the little Moth Princess on the head and tell her she has a nice kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349179
Anon, please.

They might be perverts but they're far and away the "No type of sex until marriage" type of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349207
There's always deviants anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349167
>>14349179
>>14349207
Bicorn Internet Defense Force reminding you that kekqueaning is the thinking monster's fetish.
https://archive.is/3brNy :^)

Also, horse captcha, Google agrees that Bicorn is objectively the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349198
But if you do that you're gonna have Moth glitter all over your hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349207
Notice how it explicitly states that they don't have sex with anyone else before marriage but with others it mentions assaulting men and marriage separately,

Monster girls are sluts and I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349195
So is it shit anon?

>>14349211
Probability makes that difficult since Unicorns aren't exactly common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349218
I'd consider it an honor.

And while no one is looking I'd huff her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349224
I never said there were many Unicorns who want to be Bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

this fucker in mgc highschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349224
>So is it shit anon?
It's pretty much the same as every other action mmo, the combat's a little more fluid than Tera but it doesn't have Elins so it depends where your priorities are.
Mine are with Elins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349242
So it would be taking care of the Wurm class then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349232
What if a bicorn really wanted to be keked by a unicorn though? Is this how bicorn herds form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349248
I always thought of bicorns as corrupters rather than NTR fetishists.
Sort of a "every girl they add to your harem adds to her strength" sorta thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to have a sultry Bicorn as my bottom bitch, in charge of the rest of the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349229
What are the effects of Moth glitter when snorted?

I hope it can make me trip balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349252
A+ headcanon you got there, anon.

>we will never have more bicorn art
>we will never have bicorn One-Punch Man
>she will never get her ridiculous strength from all the monsters she's recruited

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>>14349229
>That spoiler

>You will never huff Mothman and make her giggle, spreading scales all over the place and turn the party into an orgy
>You will never have a Manticore rub her musky mane all over your face as a softer form of courtship and drown you in her smell
>You will never bury your face into the nethers of a Salmander after a thrilling fight and take huge whiffs of her feminine musk and sweat while her thighs keep you warm
>You will never be facesat on by a canid or felid MG so she can imprint her 'fuck me' pheromones onto your face and make you pump her full of kittens or puppies
>You will never take a P'Orc or Troll and sniff their armpits, cleavage, womanhood, back of the knees or all over to tease them
>You will never taste the stinkless stink of the Oomukade
>You will never be asked to sniff Horsepussy only to go "No, I don't like it."

Why even live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349258
If you snort a line of Moth powder you get very aroused in addition to tripping balls. You also can't stop thinking about fat abdomens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be watching video analyzing Jurassic Park
>Contains a joke regarding how the dinos change gender to facilitate breeding
>Raptors with valley girl accents talking about cornering their prey
>One goes over to get them while the other stands guard
>Guard Raptor says the following line
>"Oh hey, did you hear about Andrea spontaneously changing sex?"

...what an odd coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349192
this was my first MGE daydream. Bicorn is still my fave centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349273
I think it's trying to tell Alp something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349268
Fat abdomens are the best

I want to pet a Moth's abdomen while sweet talking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349274
>>14349252
>go innaruins
>hear a growl
>find yourself face-to-face with the biggest feral salamander you've ever seen
>slams you against the wall
>bicorn waifu steps in from behind and knocks her unconscious
>salamander wakes up hours later, chained up
>"Okay honey, she's ready for you~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349284
>Bicorns
A shit. Never trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349284
Imagine a Bicorn forcing another monstergirl to blow you while telling her how much she's going to love being part of the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349192
>Tfw no mercenary group 'mom' who makes your beds, cooks meals and cleans the place.
>She's actually a veteran of more than a hundred battles and is a legend among fighters.
>She will always dismiss her past when it's brought up, saying it's not important, but every now and then you catch her reminiscing and 'Ara ara~'ing when she watches the rest of you spar with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Bicorns are basically the Unicorn equivalent of a broken leg. You just gotta put her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349292
Oh god my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349292
Imagine being ridden by a minotaur while a bicorn watches intently and coaches her, criticizing her technique the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349298
Imagine that but with the whole harem watching and critiquing.
Once she's done they're gonna want a turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349294
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>"Come on, it will be fun"
>"No"
>"Trust me you will enjoy it"
>"No, I won't"
>"Do it for me then"
>"It doesn't make any sense"
>"I just want you to marry another MG, why do you act like it's a big deal?"

I want to see a Bicorn convince a conservative guy to get a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349298
>>14349317
Imagine a bicorn with a fetish for making sex as uncomfortable as possible for the rest of the harem.

>Anubis finally gets her turn on the cock carousel.
>Bicorn spends the whole time "accidentally" knocking things over.
>Disassembles one of her many legos and rebuilds it, but uses the wrong pieces.
>Just as the Anubis is about to cum, she tilts the painting of her beloved Pharaoh a bit to the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349317
I'd like this, but hunting with a group of trained hunting dog girls.

They'd tackle some naive Deer Girl we've been tracking and hold her down, whispering into her ears what she's about get as I take off my pants.

As I'm plowing her fat deer butt, they'd lightly bite the nape of her neck and growl asking her how she's enjoying their masters cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349328
*lego constructions, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349328
>>14349332
>Damaging Anubis "Sister's" legos
Despicable.

>Also not just being dedicated to monogamy with an Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349336
>not wanting your bicorn waifu to bully the Anubis mid-coitus
>not wanting a bicorn waifu at all
>monogamy
>being this dull

I bet you like missionary with the lights off, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349340
Not him, but that's my fetish
Except with the lights on, I like to see her face, it's the whole point of missionary

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349351
I can't keep it up unless there are at least three other monsters in the room grinding on me, shit's too boring man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349340
It's nice every once in a while, but you know what they say. Variety is the spice of life. Which is why there's a bed with a stockade built into the footboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349076
Moths are great

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349327
If she was turned into a bicorn then that means hes already been fucking other MG so I dont think this would be much of a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349340
Monogamy = Bigamy >>>>>>> Harem

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take one scratch n' dent slightly damaged MG waifu please!

[Anonymous No.]

>drink so I can finish writing
>now I don't care enough to try
>repeat

Whoever said you should drink and write is full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349373
How about a nine tailed fox with one arm, one eye, a nasty scar on her face, various scars on her body, and a deep distrust of men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349355
>you get separated from your harem
>run into a Manticore
>she backs you into a corner and fires a spike at you
>you're still flaccid
>confused, she fires another one at you
>Private Johnson ain't budging
>"So, uh, you have any sisters? Any friends you wanna invite over?"
>Manticore runs home crying.

Look at what you've done, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349384
Meant for >>14349353

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349381
Sounds great. Was she attacked by some hunters or wolves when she was in fox form?

I want to turn her into a mom and promise to protect her forever. I want to make her feel good about herself and insure her that our children will love her no matter how she looks when she gets anxious and scared about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349377
Bollocks please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349377
Hemingway never wrote drunk in his life. The quote implying he did is misattributed to him, much like Kurt Vonnegut and sunscreen. The internet makes historical people say stupid shit; it's practically a pastime.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cheshire to poke holes in my condoms and show the video of the condom breaking and me and my waifu panicking over her conception to my daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349399
>waifu panicking over her conception
So you're married to a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

The word has completely disassociated itself for me and now all I hear is bike horn. God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349389
It was a long time ago, during a big kumiho hunt. Some kitsune got caught up in it too of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349400
Or a lich that doesn't want children because it'd interrupt her research

>she refers to the daughteru as "her favorite faulty manufacturing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349381
Sounds like a generic grumpy tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349384
>>14349386
Yeah kinda of figured. Insulting a Manticore's femininity (Monsterinity?) and rape-capacity doesn't seem to have much to do with monogamy and BDSM-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349406
Are you sure it's bike horn and not buy corn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349406
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447452141931.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349424
>the average bicorn harem

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to make some half-orcs with a thick, muscled orc who calls me her "humie."

Last thread linked me to this dudes tumblr, this art is great

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the sexiest lingerie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349430
Vampire or Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349430
Lillims, but you'll only ever get to see it if you submit a full report of your family tree and genetic history, withstand watching a group of Apsaras dance for hours without fucking them, and wait for the paperwork to go through.

Or you could just sneak in through the backdoor

innuendo partially-intended

[Anonymous No.]

>Start rooting around my fridge for leftovers
>Notice a bottle of soda in the back
>"Share a coke with your elves"

I really wish the Tanuki would stop pushing their agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349441
That's not a nice thing to call your wife anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349428
>Half-Orcs
/tg/ go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

So for Halloween we have all the spooky undead girls, and for Christmas we have Krampus (and arguably Yetis).
What Thanksgiving girls do we have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349441
>>14349447
BROWN ELVES WERE LITERALLY BUILT FOR PINK HUMIE DICK!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349428
>half-orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349451
Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349451
All harpies, any vaguely tribal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349455
>armpit hair

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY GET OUT OF MY THREAD

should we count Seras Victoria as a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349455
>armpit hair
Do you prefer your girls natural or shaved, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349463
Amazon x Harpy threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349437
>Wight
But the one in the profile picture isn't even wearing any. Does "nothing" still count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349451
This >>14349461
Be careful not to overfeed her tho, she already has trouble moving as is, you don't want to have to carry her around

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349428
>You'll never kiss her and feel her tusks against you face
>You'll never cum in the creases between her rock-solid abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349469
clean, shampooed, and groomed but "natural"

[Anonymous No.]

We've shat all over the civil rights movement of the 1960s, bantered over Russian wartime politics, touched fluffy tails, sexualized Canada and discussed the ramifications of an eternal sex dimension.

It's time to show some class.

Post a woman, a song and a drink. The finest you've got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBV_mqZ4F8Y

I'm feeling a gin & tonic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349469
Shaved, but I'm not going to force it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiMqZmNHU1I

Rum and orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349440
>You'll never be a rogue sneaking into an abandoned castle that belonged to the Demon Lord to try and steal something valuable.
>You'll never make an understandable mistake and sneak into her NEET daughter's room.
>It's understandable because she almost never goes out and you didn't know she existed.
>She'll never pin you to her bed way too enthusiastically while muttering something like "Gonna finally lose my virginity" under her breath.
>She'll never rape you for hours and hours while her face twists into an ahegao and her huge ass slams against your hips.
>You'll never wake up afterwards to find her cuddling you like a daki.
>You'll never marry her and put in an effort to help her eat better, brush her hair to straighten it up, and generally improve her standards of life.
>You'll never end up stealing one of the most precious treasures the Demon Lord has: The heart of one of her beloved daughters.
Shit sucks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349472
That doesn't mean he wouldn't have any to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349455
>>14349447
Elves are awful though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpMNXEY_tio
Mindflayer and passion fruit juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
Sarsaparilla

https://youtu.be/1DD_NCM_RJs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
http://a.pomf.cat/knelqa.mp3

Nikolaschka

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I'm glad I look in shitty places for art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349504
It's called devotion, anon.
I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

If your fetishes aren't group sex and impregnation, you're not a real man desu baka senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349500
My African American brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
I don't drink alcohol so I'm just gonna say cappuccino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349501
>Navajo rattlesnake lamia

New fetish get.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw will never have a waifu this awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heORiZ8l484

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349515
But my waifu is already awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349510
I don't drink either. Like ever. I still know how to mix and serve though. Instant way to impress.

>you will never be your own backup dancers

Great stuff anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349464
>Vampire
Erm, duh?

>>14349469
Shaven. I'm not a fan of how the texture of hair feels on my tongue when I'm licking those places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349502
Probably the classiest here overall.

Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349523
>that entire video was shot without special effects; just multiple cameras and trick photography
The Correspondents are pretty great. They do a lot of modern-meets-old-school electro swing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZukiRrYROA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349469
Shaved, unless maybe she's a CC.

[Anonymous No.]

So in the Fallout monstergirl setting, what would the aequivelant of supermutants be? I'm guessing succubi but that's a bit vanilla and on-the-nose. I'm going by the assumption that most of the mutated animals are just feral monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349519
But is she anywhere near as awesome as >>14349515 ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cojv5MHvLk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzgqgmqHzyI
Hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349536
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349511
>>14349501
There is literally nothing more moe on earth than the thought of a tsundere rattlesnake lamia shaking her tail when she's mad/upset

>tail rattling like crazy making a ton of noise
>"No, Anon, I'm NOT angry? Okay I'm not? Why do you keep asking? If I WERE angry, and again I'm not ANGRY, I would tell you."
>*rattle rattle rattle*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349526
>spoiler
Why is it that pubes in art always look so much better than pubes in real life? A lot of the art I've seen has them drawn to look kind of fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349535
I'm pretty sure we've had discussions in the past about what kind of monstergirls would inhabit the wasteland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeF8UGmJnq8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349501
>best fallout game
>posting best song
>now I want some sexy times with Sunny Smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349545
She is, and no amount of TF2 videos can prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349537
I've never heard this song before but I feel nostalgic at this for some reason.

Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349541
>everytime you go to town with your rattlesnake waifu she always starts to rattle her tail around those Werecat bakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349551
>best song
It's very closely tied with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IqORm1uKN0..
Between the Fallout soundtrack and me posting The Correspondents, I'm starting to get in the mood for jazz and swing music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480

Rum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fObl18ba8k

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349542
Because all artists are liars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://youtu.be/yIAh5tETh1c

scotch on the rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349564
Other than Kejourou, which monster girl has the fluffiest, softest pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349557
it sounds a bit like 'Where is My Mind?' by the Pixies
>well the guitar riff and baseline at least

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14349567
Not him, but it kind of reminded me of Hellogoodbye's older stuff.
https://youtu.be/PrCsXNRCtL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349566
Weresheep.

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>>14349559
This is a very jazzy thread. Like a monster girl jazz club with a centaur on the upright bass, a lamia on sax and a cheshire on drums. Nice atmosphere.

>>14349563
EXCEPT WHEN WE'RE PIRATES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0&index=33&list=LLHIt8OlynjMas6GD9G2LYgw

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>>14349566
Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349559
that song was only in 3.
>>14349551

and you're both wrong, this is the best song in NV.

https://youtu.be/6TDcHV5M8Qs

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>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoEGsxUZ2F4
Oops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349571
Apophis-sama is better than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE

Glühwein. Gettin' real comfy over in Germany for the holiday season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349575
>not a skeleton jazz band
https://youtu.be/0TmoYBcLul8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349578
>drinking water with a queen

Great pick though

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/U1mUJWzL
>Sinner in Blue (one-shot)

Turns out Paladin corruption was first in line. An Amazon wedding is up next, but it feels like I'm forgetting something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349577
>not Big Iron

You done fucked up, son.

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>>14349573
>Hellogoodbye
haven't heard from them since 2008 when I saw them on tour with NFG and Saves The Day
>had a few drinks with them after the show too
what bands/genres of music would your MG waifu be into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349583
Great girl, great song, great drink, great fetish. 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349592
>Paladin corruption
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349527
Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349566
Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349595
Whenever I come home to Texas I always play the Lone Star song though, it's my favorite too TBQH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349596
They've released two albums since then. More of an indie rock sound than the synth-and-autotune-heavy stuff they used to do.
https://youtu.be/tcEvpVZ_K_o

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>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MxLrqab5NU

Bloody Mary, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349592
What a happy ending.

>An Amazon wedding is up next
I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349566
I choose to believe that kitsune have pubes fluffier than their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Holst and a Mino with southern accents to lovingly molest me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349614
Please don't nuzzle your waifu's pubes, that's lewd and weird.

>>14349613
Speaking of foxes, what I was forgetting was Fennec's wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349623
I fucking LOVE MGs with accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>body hair
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349623
You mean in a "drop dem breeches boy" way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349631
Yeah.
>>14349626
I don't really have an accent kink, but I will admit that if they're not used in a filthy disgusting redneck way, southern accents can be sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349624
>Please don't nuzzle your waifu's pubes, that's lewd and weird.

Too late, I'm already starting the fire and getting really comfy, there's nothing you can do to stop me now!

>tfw you can't even dick her properly because you cum from how soft her pubes are

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>>14349624
I want to rub my faces against a bushy bed of gold kitsune pubes while she bites her finger and looks away embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349631
"Oh bless your heart" followed by milky paizuri, I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349592
>Amazon wedding
HYPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
Not on a computer with pictures atm, but all the same, I like raspberry iced tea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXEnAuzjgKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349624
I'll do what I want with her pubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349637
>Milky Paizuri
A best. There's not enough of it, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349592
>Paladin corruption
Oh yes.
>Amazon wedding
>You're on a roll here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
All that we have at home i some cheap beer, so I guess that will have to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z9NOFRppZQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349649
How the hell did that last line become a quote?

Everyone ignore it and look at the cute yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349624
I will nuzzle her pubes if I want and make funny moustache faces with her feathery pubes just to hear her laugh before i make her squeal by eating her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349645
There's a Minotaur and a Holst. Let's up the ante. Double paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349645
>>14349667

Hrrrrrmph.

That shit gives me life. There will never be enough doujins. I need to start archiving them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349671
But what if we brought in another Holst and another Mino and made it quadruple paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349651
>you will never be a cybercop with an MG partner
>you will never be the hard line between crime and street justice
>you and your partner will never be the heroes of a dark, rainy city with no respect for the law

Who would be the best buddy cop? Hellhound?

>Hobgoblin chief calls you into her office
>you're a loose cannon, burn squad!
>turn in your badge and piece, you're off the fucking case!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14349690
Eat my asshole Paladin-chan ,Satan did nothing wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349690
If I pretended to be an innocent soul who just needed a hug to feel better, would she give me marshmallow hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349690
Tits too big, dress too lewd, would not corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349690
Well, that's very kind of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349690
Hey Priest-chan, I think Satan is in my dick, could you help me expel him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349705
>She starts smacking your dick with that steel ball soaked in holy water

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349705
I'm reminded of the doujin where a Demon Auction brainwashed an adventuring nun into thinking her God was cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349706
CBT is an ok fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349690
She's got them child-bearing hips but human still a shit.

>captcha says "Lord"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349709
OK, I know that the term CBT is a general phrase that refers to groin attack fetishes, but what does it stand for exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349706
She's getting kicked in the face if she does that. Satan exorcism requires a gentle touch. A gentle, cushiony, jiggly touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349713
Cock and ball torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349713
Cock-and-Ball-Torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349713
Cock-and-Balls-Torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ViwAImonk
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349713
Corrective-Baguette-Timer

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I have no idea what to write since all my ideas feel like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349731
You want some of mine? I can't write any of them because I'm working on something bigger, and I'll be able to resist the temptation better if I'm not itching to write short stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349732
Nah because I'd probably fuck them up.

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>>14349623
>get a job at a farm in the south
>first month there get cornered by a Holst and Minos
>you recognize the Holst her name is Vanessa
>she won't look at you and looks really embarrassed
>the Minos just looks pissed and tell Vanessa to "hurry it up"
>Vanessa proclaims her love for you ever since you milked her
>but she still won't make eye contact
>suddenly the Minos shouts
>"Fer cryin out loud Nessie! Just pin 'im down and ride 'im already!"
>you see Vanessa go into shock upon hearing this
>finally the Minos grabs the two of you
>"Yer lucky yer cute kid. Hell I'll help my cousin lose her virginity yer so darn cute!"
>get taken into the back stables
>spend a little over twelve hours there
>you still have to work the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349732
>giving your ideas away like a dirty slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349737
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349735
Are you new to writing? I've offered instruction before and I've got a simple tutorial made. I always want to see more people give it a try.

>>14349739
I literally have too many and not enough time for all of them.

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>>14349737
>Letting a dumb cow boss you around
baka desu

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw want to writefag but worried I'm a horrible writer

It hurts so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349737
keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349749
Don't be such a faggot, just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349708
>is there by chance a source for said doujin?
I need it for a research paper I'm doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349749
Could be worse, you could want to be a writefag but delete 3-4k words because you don't live up to your own standards.

Been there more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349761
http://exhentai.org/g/847999/7201518caf/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349744
No, I'm not. I'm just trying hard not to get back into it. I'd still like to see the tutorial though.

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>>14349762
Worse yet, you could write horrendous shit when you're not sound of mind and post it anyway.

>>14349780
Take it with a grain of salt. Also, ignore my attempts to be funny.
http://pastebin.com/9tTzjyc4

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>>14349744
>Are you new to writing? I've offered instruction before and I've got a simple tutorial made. I always want to see more people give it a try.

Not him, but I'd be interesting in seeing the tutorial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349784
>Worse yet, you could write horrendous shit when you're not sound of mind and post it anyway.
I'm surprised I've never done this after drinking, alcohol always makes me feel creative and gives me the urge to write shit.

In fact I'm getting the urge to write about a Vampire right now, I hate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>find pure, untouched unicorn waifu
>get married
>about to put it in
>kunoichi jumps through the window, gets a few thrusts in, and leaves in the blink of an eye
>waifu goes bicorn

godfuckingdammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349799
>Wanting to fuck horse pussy in the first place
>Willingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349756
you're the first person to ever say that to me anon

>>14349737
>it's the day after your marathon with that Holst Vanessa and her Minos cousin Jasmine
>you haven't seen the two of them at all today
>but you're so damn tired
>it's about mid day and instead of eating during lunch, you're gonna take a nap
>you walk out past the fields right next to the treeline of the forest and lay down
>but before you know it there's someone next to you
>it's Jasmine and she is looking quite embarrassed
>"Listen kid, I'm sorry if I was too hard on ya last night. I let out A LOT of frustration."
>you tell her it's no big deal since you were still able to go to work today
>"Well here's a lil token of my appreciation."
>she then hands you a bottle of milk
>"Drink up suga! This will make you feel a hundred times better!"
>how can you say no to a face as beaming as that?
>you open the top and drink the entire contents
>hey you actually do feel better!
>like you could go another night in the back stables!
>wait, why did you just think that?
>you look to Jasmine to see her now even more blushed and breathing heavily
>she asks if you want more
>"Hell yeah! That was some grade A milk!"
>the next thing you know you have her nipple shoved into your mouth while being secured firmly into what can only be described as a "marshmallow hell"

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>>14349690
PALADIN-CHAN WE NEED YOU IN FRANCE!

THERE'S VILLAINY AFOOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349765
Now THAT is a purge worthy succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349809
>caring about what happens in France
>implying the French don't deserve everything that happens to them

I mean hey, paladins suck anyway, feel free to go there, Paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349805
>the next thing you know you have her nipple shoved into your mouth while being secured firmly into what can only be described as a "marshmallow hell"
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349809
Why is she needed in France? It's only terrorism, it isn't like they're having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349812
France is our oldest ally, and we give them so much shit because of how close we are. We're the only ones allowed to fuck with France.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349812
>>14349823
Because Paladin-Chan can rally the people into another Crusade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349812
>>14349823

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349824
Yeah but I'm German, as far as I'm concerned they were better off when we were occupying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349795
write it you wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349826
>>14349827
Deus vult! I can't want to kill me some mudslime bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349834
What have the slimes ever done to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349762
>>14349795
Yeah well at least you two fags aren't currently trying to grapple procrastination and a very few select people in here actually wanting you to write again.

All while calling all of your ideas such as Celtic maimed Kitsune from earlier in the thread, Shoggoth maid or Demon contract bullshit, Silver Dragon yandere, anything but more Manticore since I can never get them right.

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>>14349832
That's really not a good idea considering it would be a sadist Vampire who gets off from seeing her incubus husband fuck would be Vampire hunters into corruption and joins the act in a threesome.

I may be slightly drunk but I still don't want to cause shitstorms and subject people to awful writing at the same time.

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>>14349838
One of them asked me for a cigarette and didn't say thanks afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349840
>Silver Dragon yandere
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349831
Yeah but you guys are a meme country so you don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349843
Simplify it then, or make it into something you personally would find interesting or funny. I wrote some offensively bad shit the other day, but damned if I wasn't biting my lip and red in the face while I was doing it just because I thought shit was funny.

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>>14349843
>sadist Vampire
Good......
>Who gets off from seeing her incubus husband fuck would be Vampire hunters into corruption and joins the act in a threesome.
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349850
>meme country

After we remove kebab and start the Fourth Reich, we're coming for you!

I bet you're a tanuki shill spreading lies about the mighty Deutschland

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349856
Finland is always ready to stand by your side and stab you in the back once things get out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349858
how about you beat the kekoldry out of Sweden and we let you join the new Holy Roman Empire?

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT'S HAPPENING? Off-topic shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Rum and coke, my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349843
>who gets off from seeing her incubus husband fuck would be Vampire hunters into corruption and joins the act in a threesome.

I swear we've already had two or three greentexts where exactly this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

How soon until KC adds a new girl? I'm not sure if I could handle another several month drought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349870
Muslims are slaughtering people in Paris. Go look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349876
Maybe next year, he's busy on a Cheshire doujin and isn't doing the new MGE this Comiket.

also holy shit that dullahan, I'd motorboat those titties and worship her feet all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349870
A bunch of the posts were on-topic though. are people getting straight-up banned now? We argued about Putin yesterday and we were fine.

>>14349878
oh gosh oh darn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349876
I know. Call me spoiled, but I miss when he would give us species updates every month or so.

I will say though, I want some art of Papi as a Poppy Bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349889
Now you know whose side the enforcers are on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349847
Yeah you like the idea now but when you see who wrote it you just kind of cringe and want to put it out of memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349889
Mods are out in force right now.
Took me about 30 seconds to get warned on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349892
>Poppy Bro
How the hell is she supposed to wear those jester shoes they have, or even throw a bomb?
>>14349896
I already knew who you were from the get-go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaHZXbiznpQ (its edgy, but in the good way)

Bishops Finger ale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349895
>>14349900
Mods are rustled. Quick, post fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349889
Maybe they are just deleted, don't poke that bear anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349905
They simply come out of thin air as she flaps her wings, I dunno.
The jester shoes just work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349843
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you praise best girl everyday!

[Anonymous No.]

Are we dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349906
>carpenter brut
>edgy

This is fucking nice, man. Been thirsty for the Brut.

You got mediocre taste in elves though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349900
Why do the mods care about muslims so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349935
Oh, I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349940
Its a song from a bloodthirsty lunatic's perspective. I said the edgy thing as a warning.

But yes, I love the Brut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349944
They want us to keep talking about sexy monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to capture a big scary monster girl and poke her with a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349905
>I already knew who you were from the get-go.

I'm sure you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349954
Like...your "stick" or what?

>>14349946
Good, make sure you praise that delicious Squid Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349969
>your "stick"
Well it's not my stick, it belonged to a tree once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349973
>buying sticks used

It's like you want dutch elm disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349978
Well you can't get a fresh stick, you have to rip it off a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349805
>a couple of months pass at the farm
>you keep a busy schedule with work
>plus now you have a constant form of relief in being with Vanessa and Jasmine
>however that have been avoiding you as of late
>you just want to talk to them but they are being very short with you
>your pride hurts a bit but you don't let it mess with your work
>one day after your shift your boss calls you over
>and leads you to the small clinic on the farm
>you notice Jasmine and Vanessa are in there talking with the doctor
>both of them still won't look at you
>but you see the pictures behind them
>ultrasounds
>two sets of them
>with what looks like healthy baby girls in the middle
>you ask Vanessa and Jasmine about them
>"We're sorry darlin', we just didn't wan ya ta lose yer job..."
>you look back at your boss who calmly tells you that in fact you're fired
>you almost faint from the shock of losing your comfy job, good friends, and soon-to-be daughters
>until you're boss starts talking about churches and honeymoon spots
>you're just left scratching your head
>"Suga if you knock us up yer no longer a simple farmhand..."
>"Yer family." both Vanessa and Jasmine tell you
>hug both of them and tell them you'll take full responsibility
>all the while your new father in law is going over what songs will be played at the reception

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349990
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349990
>>14349805
>>14349737
thank you anon now I'm really depressed that this will never happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349737
>>14349805
>>14349990

What the fuck is this dialogue, it makes Alp look like a writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW the length of shorts always escapes me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350031
>Those fire lines
Rest is fine though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350031
It's nice to see that colored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350031
The thumbnail makes it look like she's taking a big shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350035
Well she is a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao67Idz3Uc&index

Iced Tea

She's saying geeettttttt
dunked on!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Raping and abandoning that Friendless, lonely, tsundere tomboy MG that thought you loved her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350048
That's needlessly cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350048
. . . is something no decent man would ever do, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350048
At most I would tell her to lose the 'tsun'.
That's just fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350048
I'd do it, it's only fair since she'd do the same to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350062
Indeed. Everything about her sounds perfect save the tsun bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349799
What a hero kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350078
She couldn't win your heart, but she could at least make polgamy an option and take second-place

arigato, kunoichi-san

[Anonymous No.]

So, really stupid writing question. About how many pages would a decent short be in Word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350089
However long it takes you to tell an interesting/compelling/cute/whatever-you're-going-for story, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350089
As long as it needs to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350089
I usually go for 5-7. If more comes to mind and I'm sure it's worth having in, I'll go longer.

Don't post it right away. Return to it the next day and see what you think could be changed or removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350089
In Calibri Body 11, at about a third through a short story I've been writing, I'm at fourteen pages long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350089
Depends on your spacing and font. 5-8k words is about standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350048

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never capture and rape a Kunoichi that broke into your home.
>You will never demand that she becomes your wife after you're done with raping her.
>She will never accept and cuddle up to her.
>As you fall asleep you will never hear your wife mutter "just as planned".

[Anonymous No.]

Well, France got shot up again. This shit is why the world needs MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350139
Thanks for the reminder slowpoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350139
Knowing out luck we'd just get Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350139
More like it doesn't deserve MGs.

Imagine the shit that'll take place should MGs become real. The violence and genocide of Monster races just because they're not part of the master human race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350147
That's what we have Lilims and Amazons for, to make sure we humans know our place.

Someone post that greentext where the tsundere human boy becomes a deredere househusband for his amazon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350147
That's why the shit races like Arabs and Niggers should be replaced with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350151
Shit bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350151
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350142
It wasn't a reminder. Simply context for an opinion that wouldn't have made much sense otherwise.

>>14350147
I can agree with that. It's beyond selfish and cruel to want other creatures to suffer to fix our problems. I guess I'm a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350151
>know our place
Being loving husbands and fathers?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go around having casual sex with monster girls so I can have fun with them and not turn into either a pussy whipped husband or a filthy Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350159
kek, reminds me of an idea I've had for a while.

A story like those trap doujins where straights guys get turned into cock-craving girls by fat, bald no-faced men.

>Guy disenfranchised by all the MGs and the fact that they love men so much
>Hates that other guys go for them so easily
>Considers himself gay and acts like it
>Gets caught and is about to be raped by an MG
>"Get off me you dumb whore!"
>"Admit it, you want this tight vagina gliding on your cock, right?"
>"N-NO! I like dick, DICK!!!" I love MAN ASS!!!"
>She starts jerking him off
>"Ara~ ara~ getting hard? From a girl's hand? Seems awfully straight to me."
>"I'm Gay! Gay! Fuck you! I'm Gay!"
>She grabs his but and he shudders
>"This reaction...you're a virgin aren't you? You've never even been with a man, have you?"
>SHUT UP!!!"
>"I bet you've never even had a boy friend, right?"
>"SHUT UP I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY!!!!!!" He's thrashing around and crying now
>"Just admit it, you're nothing but a straight guy, you love women, you love vagina, you love TITS!"
>"I'm not ...straight."
>"From now on you're my human dildo, got it? I'm gonna ride you and you're going to give me a big load.~"
>some time later, after being mindbroken
>"NUUUEEEWWWWHHHA~~ I'M NOTHING MORE THAN A PATHETIC STRAIGHT GU WHO LOVE'S GIRLS!!! GIVE ME VAGINA!!! MORE, MORE LET ME FILL UP YOUR VAGINA WITH THIS PATHETIC MANLY DICK!!! UGGGGHHH, I LOVE TITS, BIG TITS, SMALL TITS, I LOVE TITS!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

You will never heal a wounded Kitsune who lost her arm to hunters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350189
I think I vomited a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350189
>that one hmanga where a kids busty onee-san fucks his DFC fetish out of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350189
>at the end she calls him a "stupid vagina-slave" and forces him to make double peace signs in front of the camera before she fucks him on tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350189
You should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna make a wurm eat a rock then put my ear to their tummy to hear what digesting a rock sounds like

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350182
>not wanting to be an Incubus.

Come on! You get to spend the rest of your days having sex.

And if you say you're an Incubus at the movies, you get a free soda.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350218
I don't want to be an Incubus, I don't care what if gives me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350142
>Slowpoke

Did I miss the Breastfed by a Holstaur guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350218
>waifu really likes shotas
>incubize
>have a tiny dick and look like a young boy

t-thanks, mamonomana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350222
what happen to your eye little one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350224
You fucking smartass alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350232
I like smartass alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350226
>enter into relationship with MG
>you're 5'10 and completely normal, she's 5'5 and normal too
>some time passes
>you've become a 6'6 bara bulldozer who's built-fat, has massive testicles, and is you're now hairy all over with a massive beard
>she's become 4'11, flat chested, albino, has a big ass, and is all muscled now too
>"Uh, look, I think we should discuss some things."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350239
>she's become 4'11, flat chested, albino, has a big ass, and is all muscled now too

outside of being that short there's literally nothing wrong with this outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350233
>>14350232
I'm not an alp you bastards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350247
Funny, I would have said outside of being flat-chested she sounds perfect

[Anonymous No.]

What are your opinions on how mamono energy influences the human mind? I've noticed that the more complex the story, the less relevant in becomes. The idea of "Mind-breaking" only seems to crop up in paragraph greentexts, or during philosophical discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350251
You're as annoying as one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350254
>>14350247
There is nothing about her that isn't perfect at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350256
Oh, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350254
Flat chest, wide hips, and a fat ass is basically the ideal bodytype, no lumps of fat to get in the way of cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350255
Demonic Energy is shit aside from longevity, nobody with a brain uses it aside from shitposting grimdark faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350255
It depends on the amount and rate that it enters the body, along with how fast the body metabolizes the demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350262
Remove the L from flat and I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350239
I can't speak for my monsterwaifu, but at least she won't turn into that with my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350268
Flat is better in my opinion, but I respect your right to that belief and admit that fat tits have their place in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350255
>I've noticed that the more complex the story, the less relevant in becomes

This is exactly it. Because any psychological fuckery that mamonomana does, good-old-fashioned Stockholm Syndrome can accomplish just as well and a hundred times more vividly/credibly/interestingly.

Mamonomana is literally just a shortcut, for use in short stories that don't want to dwell on the subtle progress of gradual mindbreak/affection-gaining.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cold, would a dragon girl warm me up or huddle closer to me to have my body warmth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350292
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350292
She'd have to fight off a yeti for the privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350292
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350292
no, but you'll be the one wanting to cuddle her for warmth you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350295
I don't want a yeti though, I want my haughty proud dragon girl! Whether she'll warm me up and wrap me in her wings, or whether she'll greedily cling to me, holding me tightly to her for any warmth she can get from me, I'm hers to cuddle and only hers!

>>14350300
Can't deny that last part, I'm such a slut for scalely cuddles from the girl I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350300
>>14350302
That's not what slut means you fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350311
>cuddle sluts aren't a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350315
Only acceptable when the "slut" part of cuddle slut is actually used.

When it's just some stupid anon saying how much he likes the idea of being cuddled by a dragon it's just him misusing the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350255
I wrote off the bullshit mind-break long ago. I imagine it as a feeling of contentment after you couple with an MG. Sort of like it was designed to keep you with an MG long enough for real affection/love to grow.

I mean, that's how it tends to work in the majority of stories. Some guys gets a thorough fucking and wakes up getting cuddled. He feels strangely happy and decides not to run for the hills. Eventually he's a happy husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350319
alright I'll give you that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350311
I'm a slut for my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

Your reminder that no matter how "cute" short girls are, if you waifu them your daughterus will also turn out short and weak, and how are they ever gonna get a good man like that?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to engineer an aphrodisiac that's completely undetectable to monster girls and completely robs their strength when ingested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350329
Slut-husband here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350319
What do you call an Anon that desperately wants to find love but keeps on getting used as a pick-up-n'-drop quickie semen-source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350334
By putting themselves together in a Voltron-esque way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350329
>>14350336
If y'all don't have a bicorn waifu and a harem you can't be a slut, sorry.

you wanna call yourself a slut, you gotta pay the horsepussy toll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350335
>hellhound
>completely helpless
>eat her out until she begs for mercy

Anon, what have you done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350338
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350342
>you wanna call yourself shit

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by faceless monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350342
Well, if my waifu drank a doppelganger potion, I'd let all of my waifus gangrape me and cover me in their feminine juices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350351
still the same girl, still monogamy, still not a slut

YOU GOTTA PAY THE TOLL, BROTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350342
I'd pay that. Jubjub waifu could use a best friend and mount. I'd incubize faster too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350343
Good things anon, good things. I'll also package that drug with another one that jacks a man's fertility and semen production so high you can instantly impregnate a monster girl.

Side effects may be similar to a man eating forty Raging Mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350353
You can get a harem without a Bicorn, ya' know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350353
YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL

TO GET INTO THE GIRL'S SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350355
very good, though I'm not sure if Jub-Jubs are big on sharing.

>>14350358
YOU GOTTA PAY THE TOLL

show of hands, who here is actually willing to pay the toll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350365
What do I have to pay her with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350367
love and the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350370
How about money instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350375
Only if it's for the wedding, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350343
>drug slowly wear off
>In between her orgasms, she gives you a look that would turn a medusa to stone.
>Finally begins to get up, trying to steady herself on her shaking legs.
>You back away as she advances until you push up against the wall,
>She's looks down on you with that frightening smile
>She lightly trails one of her paws up your chest until she's holding your chin. You're forced to look deep into her blazing eyes
>her other paw is holding that same potion you used against her.
>Leaning down she whispers into your ear:
>"That was fun. Now it's MY turn"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350377
But I just want to get past her, can't she just accept some cash so I can go on my way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350384
Please go away and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350343
>>14350377
My dick is rock fucking solid right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Knight Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350385
your answer doesn't matter anymore

you're paying the toll, whether you want to or not. you will have your harem with your horsepussy bride, and there's nothing you can do to stop it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350390
I'll take that as a compliment. Writing this shorty almost makes me want to write that hellhound story I promised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350384
Stop pushing your fetish onto everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350396
But I don't have a horsepussy bride, I hate horses. I'll just go back since that Troll won't let me go past the bridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350399
Doming a hellhound? Not my fetish. It was just the first thing I thought of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350388
>>14350399
The samefagging is strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350404
Well then off you go, good sir.

Have you tried waifuing the troll herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350390
Whoops, that bottom one was meant for >>14350384

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350406
Again, stop pushing your fetish onto everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350413
Sounds like someone needs a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350409
No, I don't like Trolls either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350343
>>14350384
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350393
Jubjub harpy knight would be adorable, plus she'd horny as fuck and ready to rape after being cooped up in armour all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350413
calm down, salt-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350417
I don't want a Yeti anon, I'm a natural heater that's never cold and a Yeti would just make me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350426
I am calm, I'm just calling it like I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350429
She'd warm you on the inside, anon. Make you let go of all that hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350426
So the faggot is finally back from his vacation, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350436
I still don't want a Yeti, she'd be too uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350424
>Wonderland soldiers wear stylized armor based after cards (duh)
>each soldiers role is designated through the card type their armor is based after
>the armor also looks rad as fuck
I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350443
>too uncomfortable
I see these words but they make no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350449
She'd make everything too hot, it wouldn't be comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350442
Now that I realize, we've been enjoying some peaceful days for a while, but I guess that's over now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350458
Well, if the last couple weeks is anything to go by, the thread is going to become shit late tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350445
i like that idea alot. Thanks for the pic as well

[Anonymous No.]

So aside from Raging Mushrooms, what else from MGE can help you dominate a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350435
Which fetish is he pushing that is triggering you so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350445
>>14350424
>Can't fly in armor
>No hands to wield weapons either

Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350466
Weak bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350467
Why bother asking? He's probably making an ass of himself because he's bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350467
From the looks of that post, Femdom.
Don't respond to him. He's just trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350467
Femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350466
I heard that if you're especially kind and caring, MGs will literally throw themselves at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350471
I'm being serious anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350468
Easy, they can just polymorph themselves some Familiar-esque hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350477
That's a complete lie anon and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350481
Goddamn, Familiars are just too cute and huggable.

The Sabbath really know how to build them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350472
>>14350473
>>14350475
Huh, let's hope he gets banned again then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350468
Harpies would be devastating with javelins and rocks.

A reasonably sized rock flung from a great height at high velocity is horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350480
Nope, you shitposted so much it doesn't matter anymore, now enjoy being a bitchboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350483
It guess worse. Apparently they consider themselves your wife if you don't leave before they wake up.

I even heard a guy claim that they want a husband more than anything else in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350490
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350484
>tfw no one aside from Average has actually written about Familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350493
Pfft. I'm still waiting for someone to finish a decent amazon story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350491
Unless I get to be the dominant one I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350486
They would only reach terminal velocity, so don't need to be thrown. Still tons of damage, but they need to hauled up there, like a fighter's bomb load. Armor is weight wasted unless they're fighting things that can hit back at a thousand feet up.

Second, that's regular harpies, but Jubjubs are said to barely be able to fly wearing basically nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350500
I agree with you, I was just stating how terrifying a bunch of flying dudes with rocks can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350512
>>14350512
On the problem of hauling, that could be alleviated if the harpies were situated next to a mountain or cliff, where rocks are readily available at a great height. While the harpies would still need to carry the rocks, they would no longer need to carry them upwards to a point they would be most effective, which would probably be most tiring.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine that Jubjubs fight by splashing enemy troops with their juices

good like fighting a war with your rock-hard, 8 hour erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350525
It's not that difficult when you aren't a teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350525
I was thinking more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E

Jubjubs have the sensory organs of apex predators, but don't get much credit for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350525
Ah, but Jubjubs are still weak to one technique
The headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

March hares would probably make terrible soldiers for Wonderland, always mishearing their orders as sexual innuendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350553
I want to go into the long grass and be raped by a pack of wild jubjubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350568
I want to feed a jubjub and call her a chubchub

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350563
>"Okay, head 'em off at the rear"
>"You want to put it in my rear!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350563
Oh god, imagine needing someone to carry around cue cards or a white board to clearly instruct the March Hares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350568
>pack of jubjubs
...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to defeat a monster girl by using a tiny net.

[Anonymous No.]

What girls would make the best soldiers for Wonderland though? Chesires, or Jabberwocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350563
I want to take cover in the foxhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350587
Jabberwocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350587
Chesires.

Teleportation is overpowered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350591
You're just saying that because you like Jabberwocks more, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350586
>Toss a tiny net on a dragon girl.
>"What is this? What are you doing?"
>I've won, you're in the net.
>Dragon starts laughing.
>"This net? Beat me!? Don't make me laugh! I'll have this off in a moment and grind you're pelvis into dust!"
>She tries to remove it but her big meaty claws get stuck in it.
>"Yes, once I -MMMMM- remove this, I'lll -come on you- make you repay me as a-nnnnn- servant!"
>Eventually winds up hog tying herself with it.
>Toss her in the back where a wurm munching on a cookie has a net over her head.
>"Did he get you with the net too?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350586
Enjoy your fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350587
Jabberwocks are immune to almost all kinds of attacks, not to mention on their super strength.

Chesires on the other hand can teleport and turn invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350568
I'd volunteer for patrol too. That'd be a way for a jubjub to go along with a harem, if you take her and her sisters too.

>>14350587
Alice as commanders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350597
Chesires are incapable of listening to orders or doing anything constructive at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350599
But I don't like Wurms, why would I capture one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350605
Only if the Alice wears a cute little general uniform and is hard ass as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350606
That's racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350607
You want to trade her for a litter of werekittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350611
It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350606
>doing anything constructive
They seem very proficient in the art of mindfuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350612
I don't like cats either, and they don't like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350611
Do you want me to educate you on the 15-point IQ gap between humans and cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350616
That's because you then want to trade that litter of werekittens for a minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350615
Yeah if you're a weak willed fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350622
Those trading side-quests are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350561
"I know, why don't we kill them from a distance at which they can't kill us?"
"Hey guys, why don't we just nuke our enemies?"
"Hey guys, why don't we just headpat the MG?"
Do you enjoy sucking the fun out of combat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350604
A cliche story where a Jabber and Ches are rivals and try to outdo each other only to learn they can work together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350622
Oh I'll take that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350630
Hey, that's how you get the good stuff.

>>14350633
When you put all your combat ranks into headpats you gotta put it to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350609
Excuse the yogurt stain, she is going to have a stern word with the cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350646
That's not yogurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350646
>her onii-san brings out snacks while she's discussing strategy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350656
>Chesire snickers quietly when she sees the Oniisan bring the Alice a PB and J served in a cartoon animal plate with a cowboy cup, complete with chocolate milk and a bendy straw
>Oniisan ruffles the Alice general's hair before calling her his "cute little cowgirl" and gives a kiss on her forehead before walking out
>Chesire decides to be cool in front of her fellow recruits
>"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350668
>The Cheshire is then executed on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350674
>she gets zombified and sent to the ghoulag
>spends the rest of her days harvesting spirit energy from captured enemies

such is life in Wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350674
>>14350682
Poor girl, that's why Chesires shouldn't be allowed in the military. They just aren't cut out for it. Plus I don't like poor innocent Chesires getting killed and losing their smile forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350688
>innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350690
SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL WHO DINDU NUFFIN

WONDERLAND NEED MO MEN FO DAT SPIRIT ENERGY . . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350690
Relatively innocent. I still don't like them losing their smiles for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349149
Mini giantess a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350717
10 feet is best height.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never hogtie an Amazoness and leave her there to be found and humiliated by one of her fellow tribe members.

[Anonymous No.]

Got scared for a minute there when I couldn't find the thread. Just wanted to say hi. See you when I see you. Bloodborne has me now.

Kiki best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350721
Don't let them catch you, or they'll headpat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350729
The only one who will have their head patted is them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350733
The smallest and the cutest person will be getting patted. that is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350736
I refuse to be patted, The ones who will be patted will be them and them only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350739
Your head was made to be patted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350740
Not as much as their heads and posteriors were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350743
But you're the perfect size for her to hug you close and headpat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350746
The only one being hugged and given headpats is her. She will be the little spoon and she will enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350748
But she's not little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350755
She will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350721
Fuck you.
>>14350729
But especially you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350757
What are you going to do? Lolify her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350757
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I have chuni fantasies sometimes. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350764
Not him but I want to sneak a potion into the water supply of some amazons and create a tribe of shortstack pygmies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350758
Why so angry anon?

>>14350764
No, I'm going to make her enjoy being the little spoon so much she won't even be able to imagine it any other way.

>>14350765
Too bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350769
Marry a ninja and live them out on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350772
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350776
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350758
Why me? Can't I say what a group of amazons would do with an intruder?

>>14350772
But a wife is supposed to cuddle her husband, not the other way around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350721
Good, who would want something like that? I want to be tenderly hunbado'ed by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350773
But a Kunoichi is a Eastern chuni fantasy! Mine are Western chuni fantasy! It'd never work between us! It's forbidden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350779
Yes, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350781
>But a wife is supposed to cuddle her husband, not the other way around
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350781
I don't really care anon, I'm going to cuddle her so hard she'll have heart pupils!

>>14350782
I want it, I want it a lot. I want to tenderly waifu tons of big, strong monster girls and show them how great it is to be the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350781
>But a wife is supposed to cuddle her husband, not the other way around!
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350783
Well then you're gonna need a goblin to be your squire and walk behind you clapping coconuts together then, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350786
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350789
How is she going to show her fade to the tribe after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350781
>But a wife is supposed to cuddle her husband, not the other way around!
Good boy, thats where the headpats come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350797
Nevermind, continue being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350793
>>14350788
How about you cuddle and support each other at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Serving boy! Bring me more sake!"

Monster Girl attacks are very real, no town is safe! Join the local militia and fend off the Monster Girl savages today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350804
Nope, I'm the little spoon. That's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350808
But I want to be a serving boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350800
Proudly of course! Why she'll be practically giddy to gossip about how great it is to let her husband dote on her and treat a big strong Amazon as the little spoon instead of the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350804
How about we meet in the middle and take turns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350722
>Bloodborne
>Not recognizing Shoggoth as best
Hrm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350808
God damn that comic was not very suiting to my tastes.

So I'm glad I didn't read it, pretty nice art though and from what I hear an alright setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350783
Make the Kunoichi wear corsets until her waist looks like it can't support the rest of her body, and then make her use guns with barrels as big as your head.

Oh and glowy eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350814
What if they make fun of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350835
Some will, but they would be quickly dealt with by her. Just because she's the submissive one to me doesn't mean she takes crap from other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350808
Hm no, it seems that those girls drunk too much, time to ask them politely to leave. I'm sure they will understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350808
Goddamn do I love this comic. Fucking fantastic. Loved every little bit of it.

>>14350830
Art is great. Setting is just Hentai Journey to the West. Or Saiyuki with MGs instead of bishies if you only speak in weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350834
Wow, she'd go through all that for me? I mean I was just wanting to try out that western-ish JRPG style chuni fantasies, but she'd go out of her way to learn my culture and attempt to make me feel comfortable by ignoring her superior nippon weapons for a cowgirl outfit that, while it doesn't fit the timeline nor universe of chuni I wish to partake in, is still a very sweet gesture?

She must really like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350849
Yeah it looks alright, but it just didn't appeal to the fetishes I like. Nothing wrong with it, just not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349273
>>14349281
This was the Nostalgia Critic review, right? I pointed this out when it first came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14349273
>>14350866
>Getting caught watching Nostalgia Critic
That's pretty embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350875
I feel no shame about anything I do. This includes watching chinese cartoons and fapping to non-human girls from said cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350866
Well, loads of stuff can just pass on by here. Can't be vigilant about what goes on in the thread 24/7 after all. Not to mention that video came out a while back.

So, just felt the need to point out the coincidence when I saw it.

>>14350875
Yeah...I just like having it there as background noise. Just some mindless noise when I don't feel like just listening to music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350879
Would you feel shame if you were caught semi-naked wearing your mother's bra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350882
>video came out a while back
And the story already existed at the time. THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!
>>14350883
When I was younger I tried on her sensual red night dress and got caught by my step-sister. I did not feel shame then, I wouldn't feel shame now. If I did that. But I wouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350866
I wish I had saved more of these from /tv/, specifically the one where they found that one fag's fanfic profile where he talked about wanting big black cocks in him.

>>14350886
>When I was younger I tried on her sensual red night dress and got caught by my step-sister. I did not feel shame then, I wouldn't feel shame now. If I did that. But I wouldn't do that.
Are you one of the threads' alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350886
...we sure Alp's real name isn't Andy or Andrea or somethin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350897
Yes. Those aren't Mongolian names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350895
>one of the threads' alps?
I just gave you the set-up for getting molested by a non-blood-related nee-san, dummy. Also delete that picture, it's a waste of space.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, thread went to shit because of alps.
Repent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350903
>I just gave you the set-up for getting molested by a non-blood-related nee-san, dummy
More like you non-blood-related nee-san finding you adorable and getting you to try on more clothes so she can have a cute little alp sister.

9 times out of 10 boys crossdressing leads to alping. The 1 out of 10 is because their waifu has really weird fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350895
Hah. That screen is hilarious.

Why is it I can never be around when cool shit happens on 4chan? Like that.
Or when the author of Log Horizon did a Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350912
Well I got to take baths together with her so there! What kind of Alp would take baths with a nee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350914
One who wants to get acquainted with the female body and be as beautiful as her nee-san one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350912
I would crossdress if my waifu was into that stuff, but I wouldn't look cute. Hell, I would look awful, but I would do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350908
>implying the thread wasn't shit from the get-go thanks to the fucked up OP

Also alps can be dark priests. Have fun trying to find out which members of your clergy used to be boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350926
Gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350926
>Not being able to crossdress and pull it off well for your waifu
I've done it before and passed as a girl thanks to my girlish lean figure, round face and highish voice. If you can't even cross dress and pull it off well for your waifu then you'll embarrass her you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350931
Did you get fucked while wearing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350931
What an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350933
No, I'm not gay. Unless it was a girl who wanted to fuck me while wearing it, in which case I'd be cool with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350931
L-London?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350930
Hey, I'd be willing to try it out if she was willing to try one of my fantasies later.
>>14350931
Impossible, I look way too manly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350938
What's the point of wearing girl's clothes if you don't get fucked like one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350947
What's the point of being fucked like a girl if you aren't one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350952
To reach enlightenment. The third eye is opened through the activation of the 8th chakra, the pressure point for which happens to be your prostate.
Might as well enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350952
To see what it's like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350937
>>14350941
I'm not an Alp, I just don't mind wearing dresses and pretending to be a girl for my waifu. I mean, if she wants that. if she did I'd do a damn good job making sure I was a pretty girl.

>>14350947
But I'm not a manticore, I don't have 4 mouths to be fucked in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350957
Hope you like dragon dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350956
But you won't see what it's like when you have a dick. I'd love to get gently gangbanged like that slut childhood friend in Garden if I was a girl, but gaying it out just isn't the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350959
If I was a girl I'd rather a nice childhood romance where my virginity is taken from me after the wedding with my hand held.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350952

to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.

duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350963
Don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350969
Alright fine, if I was a girl I'd want to be raped in a hentai way where I'm actually enjoying it and then wild freaky things happen to be, /d/ tier things, and then it ends in a happy ending.

Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350975
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350958
I'd be a dragon's dildo, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350975
I'd want to be a nerd queen. You wouldn't even have to be hot to get an anime club full of permavirgins to gangbang you.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough about alps, anon. Let's talk about your dick.

Would you rather your dick be perfectly sized to fit your waifu, anytime, anywhere, or would you rather it be a big incubus dick, to where she'll need a moderate amount of preparation and time to be able to enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, reflect on proper oral hygiene and why it is important for daughterus to have sunny smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
The first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350992
Don't worry, if she won't brush her teeth I'll do it for her.
Thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
First.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
>Talking about dicks

You fool, this will only attract more alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350983
Enjoy those pimply dicks and awkward stutters. You'll never get a real man's dick like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
First. If I had a painfully huge incubus dick I'd use it to rape little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351007
This man is endorsed by the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351008
Gonna make all the Baphomets ahegao and bleat with simultaneous pain and pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350983
That was a nice doujin series.

[Anonymous No.]

The weekend is here, the weekend is MINE!
I am going to relax and no next to nothing.
and there isn't a goddamn MG around that will stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351012
Do*

[Anonymous No.]

Ever notice how Alp enthusiasts are awfully defensive about their preference? Like, it's creepy, moreso than the rest of us.

It's like they know they're not right in the head but constantly want to justify themselves to us, like transsexuals in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
Both of those dicks sound really great, I'd be game for either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350990
The second. I want to have some foreplay with an alp first before I make her ahegao so hard she foams at the mouth. Her belly will bulge outward a little with every thrust, and in the end she'll be quivering mess that mutters to me about how she'll never pretend to be a boy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351015
Shut up and give the fox upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

What French monstergirl do we send to rescue my boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrctLnsF4M

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351018
GAAAAYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a Hellhound childhood friend who protects you from bullies on the playground.
>She'll never stay over at your house while her parents are out of town.
>Your parents will never set up a bed for her in your room.
>You'll never wake up in the middle of the night to find that a thunderstorm has started.
>You'll never see her glowing terrified eyes staring at you from her bed.
>You'll never pull up your sheets and invite her to your bed.
>She'll never dart over and press up close to you while shivering and whimpering.
>You'll never pat her head until she calms down and falls asleep hugging you close.
>You'll never wake up to her smiling face.
>She'll never hold you close during thunderstorms even years later when you're married.
Why is life so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351027
>French monstergirl
Sorry, they're having a bad time right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351026
I want to put that fox on her back and irrumate her with my huge incubus cock and marvel at the way her throat distends with every thrust until I cum directly into her stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

Futanari Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351034
Does she call it the "Shoryuken"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351037
Now all I can think of is that one doujin where Poison fucks Shota Ryu and Ken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351012
Jokes on you asshole
the would needs a new hero
Now get the fuck up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351034

is this a statement or request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351051
>>14351034
I'd just go for tail pegging, no need to take it into dick territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351042
>Heromaker
Uncorrupted Valkyries aren't monsters, right?
So they could technically give birth to sons, right?

Because I'm imagining an extremely inappropriate scenario in which a Valkyrie gets frustrated with not being able to find a worthy human champion and decides to make her own.

It's very wrong and disturbing and stop it, boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351055
>Valkyries
>Angels
>Nuns
>Temple Prostitution
I want to give donations in semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351060
>The order is so desperate to keep making heroes it lets people fuck it's holiest women in order to produce good candidates for hero-hood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351053
Yeah me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351068
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351067
Couldn't that easily lead to corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351073
In the church of the chief god? Impossible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351068
>>14351070
>>14351053

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351053
I would, but only if my waifu wanted it, it doesn't do much for me. I'd ask her to be gentle too, I've never done anything like that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351067
>>14351073
>Valkyries and Angels kidnapping men in order to reproduce
>Most end up being corrupted by the Fallen God while doing so
>Heaven slowly becomes Pandemonium N°2
>The newly corrupted MGs fight the Order in the name of the Fallen God
>The Chief God loses all of her army and powers
>The Order ceases to exist after a while
>Coexistence between human and MGs finally reached

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351067
>implying they don't have orphanages for shotas displaced by monsters and molest them
>hordes of monks who don't know how to masturbate since their every boner was taken care of by a holy aunty
>gmilf angels getting fucked by the bishops they used to molest

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cool chunni skeleton nee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351051
Whatever it was it made that bipedal ryu divert 30 minutes of boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351117
What if she makes an edgy mask out of her own bones and wears it in public?
What if she spends all her weekends trying to fuse with her chuuni friends to form a Gashadokuro?
What if she wants to have some ridiculous chuuni roleplay sex with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351133
She'd be the coolest and I'd fully support her on all of her ventures, no matter how chunni they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351119
Well hot damn, pink and brown is nice combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351134
What if she goes soul-searching with her Slime buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351140
Why does she need a slime though? Aren't I good enough? Don't my bad bone jokes entertain her, even if she doesn't want to admit it? Don't we have fun together, with me as her loyal sidekick helping her when I can?

I mean, if she really wants to leave me for her slime friend, then I can't stop her. And she can't stop me from locking myself in my room and never coming out ever ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351140
>jelly face with a spooky skull barely visible underneath
>all the lewd slime sex possibilities with a hard endoskeleton
Could consider fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351144
She needs the Slime because a soul needs a proper body, and only by adding gooey stuff around the bones can a body be made!

[swiss Momo No.]

since you guys were on the topic of Alps again earlier: http://pastebin.com/TK6C7djw

update from line 357 onwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351150
Why must you drum up such spirits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351150
You're the best. No homo, but if I'd alp for anyone in this thread, it'd be you. Or less. Or mono. Or Alp. Or loen. I'd say Mari but alping for her would be pointless.

I'd even let you pick out what dresses you want me to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351156
>Or Alp
>alping for an alp
You want anything doodled while you're at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351158
We'd dress up like lilirunes and lure unsuspecting anons into our trap and force them to listen to us talk about our feelings, hopes, and dreams! And our favorite animes!

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14351154
because these threads only deserves delicious brown Alpazoness or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351163
>delicious brown Alpazoness
I want one! Where do I reserve my copy? Will mine give me headpats and protect my smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351162
Like Gundam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351166
Oh yes, all the Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351163
The real thing or no deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351150
Shameful! And yet quite hot.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14351165
yes, she'll be the bestest anego you could ever wish for

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351175
Delicious Brown Alpazoness Onee-san is the coolest! I wanna marry her when I grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351181
Now is as good a time as any to propose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351207
Why do you do this, Alp? Why don't people flame you to death like bad artists who actually try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351163
>delicious brown Alpazoness

I want this for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351217
Same reason Jessica Rabbit married Roger. I make them laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351220
You sure it wasn't because he had a 17 inch cock and she was a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351223
She's not a slut, she's just drawn that way.
You're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351224
I'm not* dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351229
Not what, a rabbit?
Would be pretty weird if you were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351232
Drawn like a slut, I mean. I'd draw a monstergirlsona if I was that horrible of a person, but I won't. I'll just post this instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would do the best nursing handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351237
Holst. There's a reason it's called the Moossionary Position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351237
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351237
Shoggoth for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351234
>a monstergirlsona
What's the difference between this and drawing your waifu and/or writefagging characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351237
That Dark Gnome pic was magnificent, and thus I must say...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351237
You need a big girl or one with long hands. Oni or Gorilla girl I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351250
Nothing at all. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!
I'm going to leave now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351245
Why Shoggoth?
Blueberry taste? Variable breast size? Being able to use various sorts of horrifying mouths and tentacles instead of just her hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351255
Softest, most variying lap to rest on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351252
What would a Gorilla girl's arms look like? Like pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351260
I'd imagine a Kakuen with no tail, the arms of a troll and colored like a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351255
>>14351256
All these reasons plus the fact that Shoggoths are the best MG nurses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351265
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351264
But Troll arms are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351267
Never say that to a troll, she'll pull a leaf of spinach off her head and you'll really be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351260
>you will never get six flavors of handjob from her while fondling her tits through that chinese dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351271
What, she'll grow huge biceps and get super strength on top of her ridiculous Troll strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351273
Yes, and then she'll ahgugugugugugugugugugug at you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle up and go to sleep with a Wurm.
Or maybe a Kraken.
Or a moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351279
>Wurm hugs you in her sleep
>Doesn't hold back her strength because she's unconscious
>Ruptures your spleen

I see you like to live dangerously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351272
Could I leave it at just five flavors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351287
Which one would you want to skip?
Not that she would listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351279
Why not all of them together? Just ask the kind Bicorn living two blocks down to help you with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351276
>In the future, generations of children will be raised without watching Popeye, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, etc.
>They also won't have all the good Cartoon Network originals from the late 90s to mid 00's.
>Or the good Warner Brothers stuff, like Animaniacs and associated shows.
>Or the only good adaptations of DC comics, like the original Batman animated series.
>Or Gargoyles.

I weep for the future. I feel like kids won't be able to function in society after growing up with the crap that passes for children's entertainment now.

I might be misremembering this, but I think Gargoyles had some pretty decent monstergirls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351294
You're right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351289
That clawed one on the right. Looks way too rough and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351291
How would you even cuddle up and go to sleep with a Bicorn?
This is the reason Unicorn isn't my waifu.
Biped designs alleviate the problem though, lets go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351297
>Amazing body
>Amazing voice
>Immortal
>Sorceress
>Can hide among humans in the day
>Constantly plotting humanity's destruction

She'd be a perfect model for a lilim. None of the current ones do hot+evil that well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351305
Let's not forget the time she pretended to be a human and spoke in a faux french accent and probably fucked Macbeth.

[Anonymous No.]

Since Gargoyles was brought up, why don't we have a story about a guy like Xanatos, only instead of a ruthless businessman he'd be the mayor of Monster Girl City?
That would make him closer to Vetinari than Xanatos now that I think about it. But still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351297
Oh baby
Gargoyles are the best. They're meant to have terrifying demonic appearances, but they actually function as protectors, warding against evil.
Just imagine a girl that looks like that, but has a calm, loyal personality, a strong sense of duty, and a huge protective streak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351311
Ugly yandere when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351311
>imagine
But she's right there, anon. Just try to mess with her daughter. Go on, try to mess with her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351311
>but has a calm, loyal personality, a strong sense of duty, and a huge protective streak.

You mean her daughter from the exact same show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351299
That's definitely an issue but love always finds a way

Just need a very large bed and have her lay down on her side

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351314
Monstergirls with enough monster in their appearance to put them right in the uncanny valley between beautiful and monstrosity are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351317
Well, yeah.

God dammit, we need more of that.
I'm going to write something with a Gargoyle next chance I get. Maybe tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351310
Come on guys, I can't be the only one who wants to see some dastardly genius make the city work?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hibari as a March Hare

About time someone done this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351350
Who is Hibari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351349
Kinda goes against the grain of a place where monstergirls run everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351356
That's not the point of Monster Girl City. It's a place of jolly cooperation and wet, sticky coexistence.
But somebody has to make the trains run on time and keep the Slimes from clogging up the sewer system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351353
A cute girl from Senran Kagura

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351360
>It's a place of jolly cooperation
Ah. You're that guy. Well you answered your own question then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351363
>that guy
What guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351353
A ninja who likes rabbits. She's also a bit on the naive side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351364
"You don't understand. Monstergirl City was originally a place where everyone got along."
"It's just monstergirls in a modern setting."
"I don't care that it's basically never been that way since 'Such is Life in Monstergirl City' was first uttered."
That guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351368
Ah yes, I know who you're talking about now. I think you misunderstood me. Let me rephrase what I said.

It's a place of "jolly cooperation", wink-wink, and wet, sticky coexistence, nudge-nudge if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351350
It really took some time.
Look how similar they already were. March Hare is pretty much a monsterized Hibari in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351350
Am I the only one who really hates March Hare's legs?

Not the huge fluffy part, mind you, but how it sorta peels away to reveal human thighs, as if the legs were just a costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351373
Now we need Yagyu as a Kraken and Homura as a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to motorboat wurm titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351380
You're going to confuse the poor thing with a word like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351380
If you motorboat Wurm titties, does she jump inna lake and skim along the water surface until you stop, shutting down her engine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351380
Wurms are made for motorboating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351389
Ohmigod that face is adoring.

[Anonymous No.]

PAWS AND CLAWS ARE SHIT!

SHIIIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351373
I want to have a conversation with a March Hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351392
I'm going to worship my waifus clawed feet and you're not going to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351234
>Tell wurm you want to motorboat her tits
>She gives you a confused look
>"You know, your boobies"
>She ask you what birds have to do with boat motors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351395
Who is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351392
I agree, cosplay tier is the shit mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351401
A Dragon. I will speak no more of this, lest her wings darken the light of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351392
Human hands, claws, paws and tentacles are all equally great as long as they're attached to a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351408
BIG
FLUFFY
CLAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351408
And pic related is the cutest of 'em all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351404
Superior taste.

I know your pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351420
>>14351404
Got a question for you dragonfuckers. How does your waifu's species become attracted to a person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351404
Does she have MGE style BIG MEATY CLAWS, or smaller ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351426
Smaller ones. Gotta be functional. Like Rin here. Maybe a little meatier than this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351429
Hers look weird.
I prefer MGE-style ones personally. Functional schmunctional, I like how powerful and intimidating they look. Makes her look more like a dragon girl instead of just a dragon-themed girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351424
Pretty sure it says right in their profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351435
Mah brotha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351436
But that's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351435
I like this style. MGE hulk hands just look like cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

Life with a March Hare must be so comfy

She's always in heart pupils MAX love mode
No matter what stupid shit you say she understands it as lewd stuff
She always cooks you healthy vegetables
You have plenty of exercise with her
Once in a while you go to Wonderland with her and go crazy
When she finally gets pregnant you'll have a nice litter of daughters to take care of
Your daughters will also always be in love mode 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351444
Unrelated anon here, I too enjoy such a style of hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350222
M-moé

>>14350493
Give one good reason why Familiars are even remotely interesting to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351472
They're cute lolis with nice hands? I bet Quicksilver could give us something nice for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351478
>with nice hands
Their hands are just shapeless lumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351479
Are you kidding, anon? Those hands are beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351297
>>14351305
>MFW Demona was best Gargoyle waifu

>>14351478
>Implying there's any explanation for ever encountering one past either trying to create one yourself as a homonculus or running into Sabbath Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351444
Those are still too big. And what's with the popeye arms?
Human hands tipped with claws and partially covered in scales a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351481
Fuck no they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351478
It also looks like their leotard/swimsuit outfit is made of something like clear latex. That's his thing, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351482
>best Gargoyle waifu
That's not how you spell Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351482
>Implying there's any explanation for ever encountering one past either trying to create one yourself as a homonculus or running into Sabbath Anonymous
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351376
late but I'm with you, I wish they were more like wererabbit legs since those look like actual monster legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351486
I'm talking actual Gargoyle as in the species. That and Fox was the bastard daughter of Titania after she kekolded Oberon, which was still one of my favorite smarmy villain moments in the show.

'Oh Titania, What HAVE you been doing?'

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>>14351376
MGE monster parts are specifically designed to look like clothes, to make them attractive to more normal audiences as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351490
>species
Oh. Well nevermind then.
I'm still picking her because she's who Xanatos married and who am I to question his judgement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351493
But outside of Wonderland they actually look mostly natural? It's just their patterns and degree of body coverage that's supposed to be reminiscent of erotic clothing, but not to such an extreme degree as actually looking like clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351478
>>14351485
Please no, I have too many ideas already.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Familiar jerking you off with her hands and feet at the same time feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351505
Do any of them involve reanimating dead tissue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351509
Not at the moment, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351513
She can bring your flaccid cock back to full attention withing 17 seconds of ejaculation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351494
Never question Jonathan Frakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351516
She's not gonna hook my balls up to a car battery is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351519
She's not a thunder weasel, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351521
Thunderbirds are the ones that do that, not Raijus.
Why did everyone forget the original Zappy in favor of that dumb cosplay kimono girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351424
You could always try being gud and beating her ass. I'm sure that would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351522
Because dat grin. And the answer is still no, Liches aren't electricians.
>>14351524
>slap random Dragon on the ass
>snusnu follows
>wake up married
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351444
Nah, I'm quite happy with the MGE ones, silly as they might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351522
Because cosplay tier is best tier.
Why do you even need anything more than a cute girl with fluffy ears and tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351525
>slap random Dragon on the ass
Not really what I meant, but if it works for you, it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351444
>Tail in the anatomically-correct position
Yes, this pleases my autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351532
>not really what I meant
Oh, I should try to play a drum solo on her ass?
>Ey dere girl, lemme play the song of my people!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never play wack-a-kitty with your daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351547
>you will never do it with your penis in their pussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351550
thats the prize daddy gets for winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351554
>thats the prize daddy gets for winning
daughterfuckers never fail in being creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351558
You're right, he should have went with something like 'Dadolicious Prime"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351558
Purityfags will never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351558
>>14351562
What am I when I don't want to D the daughteru but am more than willing to D my aunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351562
>implying it has anything to do with purity
Where did you pull that one from?

>>14351564
Best incest only goes upwards, onee-san, aunts, mothers, step or otherwise. Plebcest goes down, imoutous, daughters etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351564
You're still maybe 67% of a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all ready to hit it up unda da sea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351568
How's that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350481
I'm going to fuck that fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351569
nope, I have no love for mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351569
By hitting things under the sea, I assume you are referring to slapping fish tits and not this new age music crabs are trying to sell children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350481
>>14351572
http://a.pomf.cat/wtdbvr.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351577
She's going to have to wear a chastity belt from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351577
>>14351579
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351577
No!

I'll fuck the fluffy tail and nothing else! Nice work though.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW the only kind of Kitsune I want to see a story of is a fire headed celtic one
>For reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351593
Nac mac Feegle wha hae!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351547

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351603
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

Man, real life terrorism is shit. If monstergirls were real we'd have fun stuff, like hostages being forced to do lewd things on live television.
Imagine turning on the TV and there being a breaking news report where a group of Yetis have taken over a cafe and are lovingly hugging everyone in there, whilst their leader keeps trying to flirt with the increasingly annoyed negotiator who is actually taking this job seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351612
>monster girl terrorists
>decapitation videos are replaced with deflowering videos
I can dick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351617
>Jihadi Jane frantically screwing her way through a line of tied up and terrified virgins
>grinning at the camera and making jokes about most of them being "quickdraws"
>ends with a group of ashamed and sobbing ex-virgins and a cum splattered monstergirl happily sucking it off her fingers/claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351631
>then one day, the rapist was an inexperienced Monster Girl convert who joined up just to get laid
>"Ah-ah, ahhhmmm cooomiiing, aaah"
>"aaahalalalalalalalala~!"
>she becomes an internet sensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351631
>sloppy seconds femdom group-rape
this is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351612
>Hurry, send in the GIGN Yuki-onna squad to freeze this operation
>Wait, the cafe's been iced over, why are the Yetis hugging them tighter?
>Those fiends, if they stop hugging their hostages now they'll get hypothermia! Someone stop these insane Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

My Wurm just read The Giving Tree and won't stop crying, what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351670
Let her watch Evil Dead and see a different kind of Giving Tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351673
Do you want her to go for "walksies" and night and come back smelling of tree sap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351670
Watch Old Yeller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351596
Yeah that silly thing from last night made me think of Druid meeting Kitsune who got maimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351670
Make her watch Watership Down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351676
>>14351678
And Charlotte's Web, don't forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

Good enough?

http://imgur.com/a/vtLnI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351670
Take the tree between your legs and give her over 100 kids.
Then let them read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351682
Sure, I mean with a Weresheep you'd sleep more than fuck anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351670
Stop dating a threadcanon Wurm and find one who isn't a literal retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351686
Gee.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG MEATY PAWJOBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351682
No

>3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351682
Is that a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351689
Alp, shouldn't you be asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351690
Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351696
No, I should be going for a jog right about now. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351690
From who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351690
>>14351699
>>14351704

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351708
UMI DA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351649
Mine too. I want to be last in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351708
Yao's paws are bigger than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351704
http://i.imgur.com/l7xMiBF.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351717
Now that is my kind of Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351713
Would you want her to grind her sticky, slimy body against yours as she plunges your dick inside her filled up pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351721
I'd want her filled-up pussy to leak cum all over my hips while I was still aiming and spurt out even more when she plunged herself onto me.She wouldn't be spattered with cum outside her inner thighs since she's raping tied-up guys in a line instead of getting bukkaked.

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>>14351721

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351713
>>14351649
>sloppy-seventieths guy is still alive
>and has a similarly deranged friend

This is a dark day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351725
I'd also want her to make this face at me when I moan in extacy and cum in an instant from her slimy cumpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351735
Friendship is a beautiful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351735
Necropedo is alive too. He was posting like a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351724
Just how much would there be in there?

[Anonymous No.]

Man this guy sounds like he played MGQ exclusively for Maccubus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351741
I liked Maccubus, but she wasn't one of my favorites. I have bigger fetishes than sloppy seconds stuff after all.

[Anonymous No.]

4chan would be such a different place if monsters were a thing.
Monstergirl sites would do raids on /s/ to try and replace all the human girl pictures with naked selfies and masturbation videos of themselves
/r9k/ would stop bitching about not having a girlfriend and would start bitching about being prisoners in their own homes because that creepy Shirohebi across the street never stops stalking them.
/pol/ would be furious because the human birthrate lowers in areas they gain a foothold in, clamoring for people to "redpill" and "bomb the demon sluts" to regain human purity. It may as well be renamed /poladin/
/lgbt/ would be full of Alps discussing the changes they're experiencing, and posting before and after pictures at each other all day
/k/ would constantly argue what guns would be best to take down the stronger species
/an/ would be flooded with cat actually Nekomata pictures, demanding to know how cute anon finds them in this form
/b/, /v/ and a few other boards would continue their general retardery undeterred.
and these threads in general would probably be moved to /soc/ just so the monstergirls could find people who actually want them. Alternatively, they remain on /jp/ and are infested this a new kind of shitposter - forever alone monsters who bitch about the more popular girls all day, and try to stalk write and drawfags they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351740
Filled to the brim, brutha. Every cubic inch of my dick would push out more cum to fit inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351682
>3DPD
Fuck it, still would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351746
/x/ would be full of Liches trolling other magic users with nonsensical spell and potion formulas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351751
How low you've fallen, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351754
And spooky experiment logs.
>everything ends with skeletons popping out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351746
What about /m/ ?
What kind of mecha anime would a monster girl like ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351682
>http://imgur.com/a/vtLnI
>there are girls out there who know about MGE and still want to cosplay as them

This confuses my dick. At the same rate, these are the girls who would probably go for transformation if the happening went down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351760
Wurms like super robots, Anubi like muh realism like Flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351760
>that one Golem wearing a bunch of cardboard boxes who keeps asking the board if she's the cutest gundam yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351746
>Alternatively, they remain on /jp/ and are infested this a new kind of shitposter - forever alone monsters who bitch about the more popular girls all day, and try to stalk write and drawfags they like.
We'd probably have a Beelzebub posting imgur links to her nudes and getting depressed about why no one wants to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351766
To be fair she is a smoking hot shortstack. It's the three foot deep piles of garbage in the background of her pictures that send everyone running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351424
Like how any true yandere would. Ingraining herself into your family's history over ten generations, awaiting for the day for her star-chosen beloved to be born. Then doting on you like an estranged aunt or older sister figure until she can't handle it anymore and pro-actively takes you into her, becoming 'one' with her, and bears your children.

Then threatening any other Dragon that comes within 15 km of you with death by cold and stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351766
>We'd probably have a Beelzebub posting imgur links to her nudes and getting depressed about why no one wants to marry her.

>we'd be stuck with the monstergirl version of Alpanon, endlessly complaining that no one likes her
>she posts nude pictures in different poses every few days, maybe in fetish costumes
>people keep telling her the costumes are shit
>one anon keeps lamenting on how she'll never dress like an astronaut while she eats pizza in a shed, and he wonders why he even bothers waking up anymore for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351746
Don't forget the "how can human women even compete?" threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351746
/fit/ would become a mess
Between people making multiple threads about the crazy macro of mino-milk
The guys married to MGs arguing about which position is the best for maximum gains
People shitposting about incubus getting fit without training
People still trying to get fit the "clean" way without getting help from MGs and getting salty every time someone mentions them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351761
I am also not sure what to think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351781
/fit/ would be camwhore central for Onis, Minotaurs and Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351766
>>14351778
>posting nudes on the internet
>complaining about not getting waifu'd
Is she retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351784
and Jinko too?
>m-mirin

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>>14351767
>Her house is a mess even by Beelezbub standards
>Piles of old newspapers and food packaging as far as the eye can see
>Against the wall is a pile of garbage bags which almost reach the ceiling
>She herself looks like she's seen better days with dark circles under her eyes and dishevelled hair
>Her one saving grace is that she has huge tits for her size, they rival the average Hobgoblin
>All she wants is someone willing to love her and occasionally fuck her hot succubus neighbour in front of her
>>14351778
That last line is awfully specific, knowing these threads it's also the kind of shit that'd likely happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw if monstergirls were real I'd probably never write again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351788
Duh, you'd be blogging at that point. Nobody wants to hear that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351761
>At the same rate, these are the girls who would probably go for transformation if the happening went down.
Just how deluded some people are here? One hundred per cent of women would jump into transformation, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure these threads would be replaced by /hbg/ if monstergirls were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351803
Don't kid yourself. There's religious zealots by the truckload who are almost anti-everything of every color and stripe, not to mention the people who care about humans going extinct.

You know the two things people would be saying if monstergirls suddenly showed up? "It's Armageddon! Repent!" and "We're beeum emvaded by aliums!"

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>>14351746
>/k/ would constantly argue what guns would be best to take down the stronger species
>kekek monstergirls are like animals guyz ;)
Yeah, nah. On the other hand that gave me a chuckle remembering how an average /k/ looks like from all those meetup photos, so good of you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably be hiding in my room if MGs were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351819
They'd come for you anon.

You'd deserve it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351787
>>All she wants is someone willing to love her and occasionally fuck her hot succubus neighbour in front of her
>>fuck her hot succubus neighbour in front of her
Found her problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351815
>>kekek monstergirls are like animals guyz ;)

Some anons would be like that, and /k/ or /pol/ would certainly have people using that line.

>>14351814
This so hard. We kill each other over stupid shit all the time, just look at Paris right now. Imagine what would happen if another species came along that looked like all the evil shit from our old legends and religions and said "NO! WE AREN'T BAD! WE WANT TO LOVE YOU!"
Very, very few people would give them the benefit of the doubt.

Shit, now I want to read a realistic take on a monstergirl happening. No, Spider and the Fly doesn't count, humanity is far too accepting and dumb in that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351821
I just hope I get a girl I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351819
>tfw too boring to be anything other than a cumpump-n'-dump
Might as well be hiding myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351825
It's not her fault, Beelzebubs are into that kind of thing by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351819
I'd also do this. Seeing the carnage and confusion on TV, and the strange and unsettling shapes walking around outside on the streets would be enough to make me catatonic with fear, even if I've been fapping to anime pictures of them all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351835
Joke's on you, I've been fapping to creepy photoshops of 3d girls on occasion, I'm sure I could get it up with a real Abomination even if I'd get a real cardio workout out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351827
>>14351835
If you're not willing to fight for your waifu's smile, then what can you fight for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351808

No, the discussion would just change is all. From all the scenarios we imagine to our own personal encounters of them; if we were kidnapped that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are stupid. Look at these dumb Elves. Big buncha dummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351854
Wanna oil up the elves

Gonna oil up the elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351854
I want to gently rub an elf's ears while another elf rubs mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351851
I could see writefagging being replaced by first hand accounts of being stalked by some monster creeper at work or in town.
Maybe a series of posts by a pissed off anon trying to remind others than yanderes aren't fun when one is actually after you. His posts detailing all the creepy shit she does, him waking up in the night to see something leering into his window, his lawn being covered in naked pictures of her, phonecalls consisting only of heavy breathing and gasps of pleasure. One day that anon just stops posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351854
I'd take that elf in the middle. She's hotter than the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

Tied up oppai loli snek?

[Anonymous No.]

I like devil bugs and I am not ashamed of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351876
Why do you like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351870
Hey! What are you doing to Miiafag's daughter?
She belongs in his snake pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351887
She's going to get fondled and diddled and there's nothing he can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351854
I'll have the left please, the intercrural for 2 hours service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351870
I want to give the oppai loli loads of sweets each and every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351879
They are cute and come in a group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351908
So do other girls like mice and the kherpis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351913
I want to sniff a kephri

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351915
smells like poopy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351913
It may have something to do with this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351913
>kherpis.
>>14351915
>kephri

It's Khepri you silly anons. And I want 5 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351913
I want to sniff a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351931
No you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351931
I want to sniff a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351930
I want to pamper five of them with all the treats they could handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351931
I know how this ends.


>>14351937
I have an idea how this ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351768
Intelligent yanderes are the best yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

Please reconsider waifu'ing a Fennec. I don't think you understand exactly how fluffy they are. You will spend countless hours every day just brushing her, and when your kits arrive you'll be brushing them non-stop.

[Anonymous No.]

And suddenly we are dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351949
Way too late for that.
She is just too damned cute and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351981
Live by the fluff, die by the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351979
Will-O-Wisps have a damn fine design.
In regards to their species, what could other Will-O-Wisps look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351979
Everyone needs some time for their experiments, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351987
>Will-O-Wisps have a damn fine design.
Because being locked in a tight fitting iron cage is super comfy.

The girl herself is pretty I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351998
>Because being locked in a tight fitting iron cage is super comfy.
There's probably a comfy pocket dimension in there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351987
Probably different color flames, different body types, different cage designs. That sort of thing.

>>14351998
It's actually easy to consider it comfortable when you're a ghost. Incidentally, that's the only way you're getting a Will-O-Wisp waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351987
I imagine the more grandiose ones would make their cages resemble fancy chandeliers.

>>14351986
Damn right. I'd like an Inari to hold me close in a tail-cocoon and assure me that everything will be alright so long as I'm with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352003
I don't understand why people think that becoming a ghost is the only way to get will-o-wisp waifu. It's said that they "sometimes" seek souls of men, but they still do it plenty with living men

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351979
They gave me a thing for bottomless, wide-open skirts. Is there a name for that? A tag, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352004
>No monstergirl will ever cuddle you close and stroke your hair when you're feeling down.
Why is this the reality we live in?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Will-O-Wisp to go full yandere for me and lock me in her cage for weeks until I finally convince her to let me out
Once I'm free the first thing I will do is run away, I will make sure, using magic and other tricks, that she cannot find me
After days have passed I will show myself, right before she locks me up again and punishes me for leaving her, I will show her our custom made rings and ask her in marriage

I wonder if our daughter will be yandere by nature or will grow up her own personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352051
It fucking sucks, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352016
The only thing close is "impossible clothes", but you'll have to look through a lot of pictures and there will still be a possibility that there aren't any clothes like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351708
Would hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352052
>I wonder if our daughter will be yandere by nature or will grow up her own personality
I always wondered how the daughteru thing worked with spooky spirit monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351708
I'd fuck Yao. Repeatedly if given the chance.
Still imagining what it would be like to take her vaginal virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

Magical sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352081
Why are snakes best mages?
I know why spiders are best archers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352087
The look just suits them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352087
>Lamia mage
>Arachne archer
>Large mouse theif
>Lizard swordsman
Would go adventuring with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352087
>>14352099
>Arachne Archer's

Somewhere an Elf is lining up a shot from half a mile away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352102
Elves can't climb walls for a better position now can they?

Arachne's have more utility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352102
Arachne turns the environment into ballistae and has better control over the forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352105
Elves are agile as fuck.

Now imagine if the MGE Elves were as OP as Legolas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352102
>Elf starts lining up a shot from a mile away
>She's so focused on her target that she doesn't notice the thugs behind her
>You're surrounded by beasts and have no support fire from your archer
See, this is why you don't have long range classes with the "rape magnet" aura, it's asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352113
That's nice for getting up but they can't shoot and climb at the same time now can they?

They're like slower centaurs that can climb walls, cavalry archers that are the mount and archer at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351854
Dwarf please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351937
They smell like coins and sex, which is basically just salty sweat.
Dragons smell like salty coins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352125
I think you mean "They smell like salty coins and milk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352132
Milk? What does milk smell like? Nothing, that's what!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352123
Dwarf stack best stack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352141
Is it racist to call a Dwarf Smith?

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees!
A chuuni harlot appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352154
Would fertilize with my piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352154
Get fucked, Furion, you split-pushing shit. You WOULD be the kind of faggot to RP as a little girl in a monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352113
>Slutty Leg-o-lass
Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Nobody would be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352186
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352189
You're gonna be her husband whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352193
And then she'll drag me to tour Fangorn Forest with all the rapey Treants!
Yada!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352200
But Anon! Think of the impossible flips she could do on your dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352211
That's scary. Can't I just get taken to be sacrificed to that GMILF Arachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352200
At least it's not a dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352245
What's the worst that could happen with a Dwarf? I mean I guess I could bang her too greedily and too deep and end up filling her womb, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be young entrepreneur
>At an important meeting with a potential Tanuki investor
>Fuck up every step of the way
>Get violently rejected
>Feel horrible on the ride back home
>Replaying the scene in my mind over and over
>Thinking about how it should have gone down
>Cringing at all the shit I said
>Curse myself for being such a retard
>Finally reach come
>Smell delicious food
>MG waifu comes to kiss me and says that dinner will be ready soon
>Go change myself and wash my hands
>Sit at the table and try my hardest to smile but fail to do so
>She serves me and sits at the other end of the table
>Awkward silence
>She asks about how my day went
>Break down and tell her that I ruined everything
>She comes over and hugs me
>She says that I don't need to worry and that she will fix everything
>She inserts her tentacle in my ear
>...
>Enjoying dinner when my waifu asks how the meeting went
>Happily answer that I could have done much better but that it was a nice learning experience
>She smiles and says that it's great that I'm so optimistic

I need a Mindflayer so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352253
Mindflayers would be the riches MGs, not Tanukis or Dragons or Pharaohs or anyone else.
Well, maybe Nightmares or Alps could do some of that stuff too, with dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352251
>Go too deep
>She unleashes her inner dwarves spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352259
>eyes glow with an inner fire
>suddenly she's hot, so hot
>shadows cover what she is about to do to you
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352253
I could go for some tender, caring 'flaying.

[Anonymous No.]

You're adventuring and clear a dungeon like a boss, only to find out that the treasury was a trap, and you find yourself locked up with your partner, who turns out to not have been a human at all.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352253
I want...
I just want a mindflayer. That's all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
Time for a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
Kill her, get out of there.
Holy shit that was easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352289
You wake up to find her snuggling you.
>>14352290
You're stuck inside because she's the only one who knew the secret password
GG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352291
>You wake up to find her snuggling you.
This is nice, is she asleep too? Or is she awake and watching me? Either way, I'm going to poke her in the boob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
I'd rather be running the dungeons and fill it with cursed treasures, transformative potions, and traps built to turn women into the monsters that will inhabit my dungeon.
If they, somehow, make it to the end then they'll find a small piece of paper with Friendship written on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
Be pissed at her for lying to me
Break out with her help
Get out of the dungeon
Abandon her for lying and obviously trying to trick me like all the other monsters
Kill her if she comes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352291
>You're stuck inside because she's the only one who knew the secret password
>GG.

Be honest, this game is rigged and a victory requires you to become forcefully husbando'd by a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
We're trapped? Now's a good a time as any to admit my feelings for my partner of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352301
It's a strange came.
The only winning move is to take levels in wizard and teleport out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
Ask her nicely to let me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1445646896173.webm
Continue to do this until she lets me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352307
>Not asking her if she wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AmLcBLZWY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
"So... How're you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352307
Wait, is this from a real show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352294
>No game where you play as a Dungeon keeper in the MGE world
>Recruit MG's, convert women, manage "resources", set traps
>Your advisor is an imp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352316
ABC's The Walking Dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352321
Impire was a good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352321
How long till that shortstack imp picture pops up?

And that would be a pretty cool game.
>Slimes are plentiful and easy to make but weak as shit until you get into the dark slimes.
>Undead dungeon filled that has a wight with a 'kiss of death' aka: negative levels
>That one guy who builds a horse pussy dungeon filled with centaurs and the other who fills it with kikis and Shoggoths
>Have a harem level you can use to keep monsters who don't have husbands but you lose the game if you go over it because you end up being too busy fucking to manage the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352321
>Final level
>The Grim Reaper-ette breaks in to take you down

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never save villages from cruel monstergirl populations
>you will never fight off an Orc raping party invading a small farming village
>you will never furiously execute the beaten Orc warchief as she screams and pleads for her life in front of her traumatized underlings
>you will never get a reputation as being merciless to your enemies
>you will never be feared by the good monstergirls who live in the nearby towns for this
>you'll never walk into town and see them clutching their children tighter, or cowering away from you
>you'll never feel a bit depressed about this, because the gentler monstergirls seem kinda... nice.
>you will never have to deal with increasingly vicious and violent monsters trying to defeat you and take you as a prize husband
>you will never wish someone else could do this fucking job
>when all you even wanted was a nice shy Holst waifu or something

Being a true Paladin is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352349
>true paladin
>wishing to consort with monster scum, no matter how "gentle"
nay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
Panic and cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352353
Yes, a true paladin.
Contrary to threadcanon, a paladin smites evil. If a monster is good she gets left alone.
Also, no I'm not a jolly cooperation guy. Those fags just sit around playing vidya all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352271
>"Too be honest I kinda knew already that you weren't human."
>"You talk in your sleep. Mostly about raping me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352365
>>14352353
No True Paladin Fallacy

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /mgt/! You know what I'm gonna do to your daughteru?
I'm gonna affectionately pat her on the head, tell her to be a good girl for her dad, and give her a new dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369
Only I can do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369
Huh, now I feel bad for what I did to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369
...but I don't have a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369
Get out of my house before I get my shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369
You can call me dad if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would be most likely to make a contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352365
>monster
>good
n a y

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352383
Demon
Come on man, I thought this was obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352186

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352386
I meant make a contract with QB, not make a contract with humans.
Do we have a QB palette swap of Demon yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352369
I'm going to burst out of your daughterus closet when she's alone, in full armour screaming something about a smiting the wicked and having a sword drawn.
I'll chase her screaming, hysterical ass through the house and use the magic amulet I own to teleport away after a bit after stealing all the beer from the fridge.
When you or your waifu gets home and she starts sobbing to you about the magic knight who wants her dead you'll both assume she's insane.

Unless you remember reading this. I really dropped the ball on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352383
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352384
>keeps saying nay
Fucking centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352367
You are either a peer of Charlemagne himself, or you are a knight who prides himself on heroism and chivalry. People who go around slaughtering innocents are neither heroes nor chivalrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352389
Oh, well you gotta be a bit more specific there.
Probably only the most desperate of monsters, like giant slugs or sea slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352383
Jewbey pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352390
Joke's on you, I don't keep any beer in my fridge.

Also do you think you could do the same thing to my waifu? I'm too scared to find out what happens when I jump out at her while wearing a scary mask. I'll pay you $5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352349
>you will never furiously execute the beaten Orc warchief as she screams and pleads for her life in front of her traumatized underlings

Oh, that thing where female villains panic and start frantically promising sexual favours or flashing their tits at the guy about to kill them. Why do I enjoy it so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352383

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352383
Would you make a contract with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352400
>no beer

NO DEAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352405
Period too heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352405
Absolutely not. The downsides outweigh the benefits by a mile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352407
I've got some rum and mead, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352400
No no, the mask is supposed to go on the back of your head...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352405
Is this contract being made in the pre-Madokami or post-Madokami universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352416
Lets say post Madokami since the movie's already happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352405
Yes.
I'd hit her with Tusk Act 4.
Then when the next one comes to devour the old one, that one starts to unravel as well, and I make the contract.
>'You will leave humanity alone forever, and let us deal with 「Heat Death」 on our own, if you do I will undo this 「Infinite Attack」.'
>'You threaten us!? US!? We made you! WE DID! You're species is beneath us!'
>'Yet a 「Single」 person beat your whole 「Species」. You underestimated Humans, their 「Growth」. You've lost Incubators, there will be no more 「Despair」 except for your on. Farewell.'
>'GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN APE! GET BACK HERE AND UNDO THIS! YOU HUMANS...YOU CAN'T SURPASS US!
>Then the Incubators were Despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352383
>Form a contract with a mysterious traveller to gain the power to protect your (Currently under attack) village
>Later on, your powers begin to malfunction, with lewd side effects
>You find yourself changing ever so slightly

>It was actually a demon
>She's going to make you her apprentice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352423
I'm literally just starting Rebellion right now so no spoilers.
Eh, sure. Cool magical powers, snazzy outfits, fighting against monsters that are significantly less terrifying in appearance than the Witches, much less cosmic horror than pre-Madokami universe, and a cute white-haired mentor. It sounds alright.
MGE Witches drawn in Gekidan Inu Curry style when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352431
That was kinda 「Gay」.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352405
"I wish for us to enter a happy relationship in which you become my cum dumpster and neither of us fall into despair"

Come to think of it, wouldn't being in a relationship with her also include her never ending army of clones? You could have 3 of the same girl to cuddle up to in bed at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make a video about a Jinko with Catnip
>You will never get a million bajillion fafillion views from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352438
>I'm literally just starting Rebellion right now so no spoilers.
Mami and Kyouko les out on screen.

Seriously though, run while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352443
>Giving a Jinko catnip
You fool! Foolish Fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352443
Would catnip make feline monster girls freak out and get hyper or mellow out and relax?

[Anonymous No.]

Snarky motherfucker nigger ass smug dog

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub lotion on my Shark Mermaid homestay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352493
I like the asymmetry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352493
I understood about 10% of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352499
I want her to bite my shoulder with her shark teeth when we copulate and she orgasms, creating many little shark babies!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352508
I want her to tease me about how everyone will know the kinky stuff we got up to last night if they see the love bites she left!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352499
I want to stimulate her ampullae of lorenzini

[Anonymous No.]

Anon! I have your waifu tied up in my basement! If you don't send $500 dollars within the next 24 hours, I'm going to force her to dress up in embarrassing costumes and post the pictures on the internet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
Congrats anon, you kidnapped and tied up a Hellhound. A married Hellhound.
Drop the ransom and apologize and we can end this without incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
How the hell did you manage to tie up a ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
But I don't have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352552
She's tied up with magical rope I bought from a traveling Cheshire saleswoman, and if you don't pay right now, I'm going to make her wear pic related.
>>14352555
Magic rope! It works wonders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352560
>Trusting Cheshire Salsewomen.
Oh you poor naive fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
That moment when you find that my waifu has broken free from her restraints to clean up a small, insignificant little speck of a spot on the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352457
>>14352449
>Give a Jinko catnip
>She starts acting lazier, demands you spoon her as she lays on her side
>Starts chuffing uncontrollably, fidgeting
>She's wet from the snuggling
>TFW Polynesian cuddle sex with Jinko from behind that doesn't stop until her vise-like tiger pussy clamps down onto you and both of your bodies are twitching, sweating messes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352568
Is she a Kiki?
Or are you using a metaphor and that spot is me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352583
A little from column 'A'; a little from column 'B' depending on how things develop.

Let's not forget: we are talking monsters here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a monster girl school and purposefully act as adorable, shy, and moe as possible to get the bullies to pick on me sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
>asking for such a piddly amount when you kidnapped an obviously rich Tanuki
Anon-kun, you're a dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352593
Oh come on, she's a Kiki! What's she gonna do, shout "wawawa!" at me?
>>14352595
Fine. Ten thousand dollars! And if you don't pay up, I'm going to replace her leaf with a fedora and take pictures of her posting on r/Atheism!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
There are easier ways to commit suicide, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
It's not as embarrassing as our sex tapes that she put up online. So do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
>Anon somehow captures and ties up a married Mindflayer
>She just sits there smiling at him
>Her husband won't pay the ransom
>Anon tries to dress her up
>Gets mind controlled the instant his head gets near her tentacles
>Becomes a mindless cumpump for the nearest Giant Slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352613

>Sometime later Anon is found nude in the depths of a forest and surrounded by Giant Slugs. Being mounted by them one by one, happily covered in their thick slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352613
>>14352620
I've admittedly heard of worse ways to go, but if you do that, you won't find your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352625
I can ask the mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352625
As is she wouldn't make him give her the keys to his car first. Give her some credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352594
>tfw you were shy, socially awkward and stuttered a lot at school

I'd have been the bigger monster's pet in that situation. I'm not sure how to feel about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352499
>Braces

Oh I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352620
Good end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352631
Oh God I'd love to be some big onee-san monster girl's pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
>Anon kidnaps a Lilim, somehow
>She just sits there pouting
>Husband won't pay the ransom
>He tries to dress her up but can't get close to her, almost like there's an invisible wall in the way
>Her pouting gets more pronounced the longer she's there
>After 4 hours she's finally had it
>"Ugh! I thought this would be fun! He'd come and rescue the damsel in distress and carry me off into the sunset!"
>She sighs
>"I'm leaving."
>She stands up like she was never restrained in the first place and walks right out the door, leaving a dumbfounded anon behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352631
You would probably end up the squeeze of some thugdere girl who doesn't like it when anybody makes fun of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352640
Do... do I have to be the dashing hero who princess carries her into the sunset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352550
I'll pay you like $50 if you dress her up in cute and embarrassing outfits and send me the pictures. Otherwise you aren't getting anything out of me, I don't negotiate with terrorists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352552
Introduce me to her sister and we have a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352642
Not him, but I'm just looking to get molested. Romance isn't first priority, but it would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352650
Her sister is an old smelly neet. Chubby too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352638

>Although the giant slugs had their fun with him one in particular decided to take him as her husband
>He's seen with his many slug daughterus stuck on random parts of his body with his new wife wrapped around most of him as they go out on a nice walk.
>Even if he's the only one actually walking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352603
You see this smile? That grin of gentle delight and calm glee is merely skin deep.

This is a mask hiding a mind of absolute concentration and precise attention to detail and cleanliness. A mind that is constantly scanning for the slightest thing amiss or dirty. When triggered, there will be no length too far for her in making sure it's fixed; no quarter shown in trying to correct it. She expects spots and stains to be scrubbed with such efficiency that fingers will spill blood, which will in turn will also be cleaned to crystal clarity. Papers will be sorted; the slightest things askew will be put in their places. Everything will be molded to her standards. Everything will be done with a smile. That same, unflinching smile.

She will smile as she cleans house. She will smile as she watches you work. She will smile as she reprimands you physically and verbally for keeping such a unkempt room. She will smile as you mount her from behind, her body sprawled upon your desk in a so-called display of power. She will smile as she turns the tables on you and grind your hips to dust, only to withhold you at the last second to make you clean the mess you made in the heat of passion. She will never lose this smile, not even when she mops your pulverized viscera from the floor from the sheer brutality of the effort she expects every single second.

Beware this smile, for it hides the eyes of madness and the eyes of insanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352643
Of course! What are you, some kind of Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352651
There would still be plenty of molesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352661
>mind of insanity

So much for that read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352662
I'm a prankster who wasn't expecting it to go this far. And I already have a Jinko waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352253
I wouldn't want that. It's better to fail many times and then to succeed. It feels so much better. Besides, how is he going to learn from his mistakes this way? No wonder he is fucking up, I bet it's not his first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352642
Considering its my fantasy I'd sat we'd go well together.

Shame about being born in separate universes that will be unable to interact ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352656
This is good, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352349
>you will never furiously execute the beaten Orc warchief as she screams and pleads for her life in front of her traumatized underlings
>Being a true Paladin is suffering.

Something feels off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352675
I don't know, I liked it

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished Undertale. Not sure what I want now, a pair of cool skeleton sisters, or a weregoat mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352675
Letting the rape crazed monster who destroys towns go would be stupid. The right thing to do is make an example of her, Gotham would be a safer place if Batman just fucking killed one of the reoccurring villains, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352678
You want a spider ojou-sama who serves you tea and cookies every midday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352678
weregoat mom all day ever day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352682
But muh "I would be just as bad as them if I did"

Fuck capeshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352656
>Going about your day with a giant slug attached to you
Never knew how cool Giant Slugs could be

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352682
>Letting the rape crazed monster who destroys towns go would be stupid.
About as stupid as abiding a blood crazed monster who murders indiscriminately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352673
Just imagine walking through a forest and feeling something fall on you, forcing you on the ground but then getting up, noticing a considerable weight on your back. You stand up and start to continue walking but that weight is still there. Out of curiosity you reach back to find out what's on you. You're surprised to feel something slimy and a bit cold and even more so to hear a giggle. You struggle a bit but put your hand back in it's original position. As you look at the thick slime covering your hand you feel the weight move up your back. you turn your head and see the face of a woman with a smile on her face. She gives you a quick peck on the cheek, covering it in some slime. You panic and try to pry her off but that doesn't get you far and now your hands are stuck on her body. She makes that same giggle again..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352698
>indiscriminately
I don't think that word means what you think it means

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352698
In the rest of the greentext he realizes the good monsters are scared of him for it and he feels bad.
The guy isn't a villain, he's just doing what has to be done to keep people safe.

The alternative to this would be letting the bigger monsters do as they please at the expense of everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Giant Slugs have human pussies, or a pussy somewhere on their lower body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352700
Hm. I suppose a treeborne ambush is one way a slug could find a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352713
they have both and a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352702
>>14352704
You can discriminate indiscriminately. Say for instance you were to go on a killing spree of only men wearing blue, regardless of their jobs or personalities, you indiscriminately kill the blue ones. To kill any monster doing their thing is rather indiscriminate. Eye for an eye and all that, no need to murder a marauding MG. Just rape 'em back, the adage isn't head for an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl pussies clamp down the tightest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352713
I vote underneath, but there's no reason why it couldn't be both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352723
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352675
>Execute the Orc Warchief
>The rest of the pigs scatter, Paladins are clapping you on the back
>But you begin to wonder if this is true justice
>Try to renounce your vows, have to fight your way through the castle, gaining several scars in the process
>Not only are you a murderer, but you're also a heretic
>Retreat into the countryside, giving yourself a pagan's scar on your left hand's back as well as retaining the X mark on your cheek and lips
>Become a hermit, refusing almost all human contact
>Find a P'Orc infant, clinging to her mother's breast
>The Crusades have gotten worse, mamano who don't ally themselves with the Goddess are being exterminated
>Try to raise her as best as you can with the aide of the housewives in the village, she grows up like the rest of the children in the town
>One of the women 'ara ara's when she sees you watching your adopted daughteru like a proud father should
>Eventually, a Paladin patrol finds their way into the village, trying to enact martial law
>They're rounding up all the mamano and husbands for executions
>They refer to your daughteru as 'pulled pork' as one of them sees you and mentions he likes his 'broken in' first
>Something inside of you snaps
>You can feel your eyes bulging and hear the heart beating in your chest rapidly, getting faster and faster
>All you can remember before the Paladins' three brothers-in-arms run away is a ripping and tearing sensation
>The fury and adrenaline had allowed you to dig your fingers into his neck like tallow and rip his head off like an Ogre
>Take your daughteru home, she's sobbing about how you'll both have to move and how daddy is a monster
>This is your penance, you think
>To live as a monster, dreaming of a massive black freighter in the darkest seas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352723
horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet a Yeti in the icy tundra!
I want her to hug me!
I want her to take off my pants so we can fuck!
I want her to stare disappointed at my tiny dick!
I want to tell her its only because I'm cold!
I want her to realize after some time that I was full of shit, and my dick is always fucking tiny!
I want her to wander off all annoyed about it!
I want a Glacies to pop up out of the snow and start laughing at my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352713
Every MGE girl has a normal human pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352739
Why won't you just fuck off already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352729
>annoyed about an orc being killed for rampaging through a village
>but changing the story where he kills a person doing the same thing is totally justified

I really don't get these threads sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352719
>doing their thing
Brutally attacking villages and making off with the men? There's a difference between a blood-less raid and razing human villages.

So no, not indiscriminate.

>Just rape 'em back
You sicken me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352746
I want him, horse pussy guy and the "maus" faggot (possibly nyanon but who cares anymore) to all fuck off.

I'm probably forgetting a few people too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352719
So you just let the Orc raiding parties take what they want and do nothing, or keep slapping them on the wrist and let them go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352761
oppai loli guy?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your daughter wants to learn Kikongo.
Do you encourage her love of languages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352697

>Come home from work
>Your slug daughteru climb up your leg and rest on your shoulder, telling you about their day and asking you about yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352765
Onto the quarantine platform it goes!
Time to do some side missions and ignore the story for a bit too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352765
>Wanting to learn a language spoken by savages
Shit kid, would disown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352767
>entire species of wholesome monsters thrown under a bus because of people sperging out over extremely rare occurrences of them throwing mucus on women

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352764
Hey now lets not say things that can't be taken back.

Anyone who likes oppai is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352776
Just like how not all Muslims are terrorists right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352780
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352780
ummmm you do realize that islam is actually a religion of peace right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352783
Even nicer meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352783
People are getting a bit weary of that line by this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352783
Jolly good meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352783
Just like how the Church of the Fallen God is a religion of love between men and monster girls and not just a bunch of sluts wanting to excuse their slut behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352785
do your reaserch, the quoran preaches about tolerance, love, and kindness. islam is a very progressive religion you know. if you actually learned about it you might love it instead of bashing it becasue you're a mindless /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352790
Your memes are out of control my friend! Have any monster girl memes? I mean, this is a monster girl thread. I could use some new monster girl memes. Got any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352790
Anon, you're hurting my sides. Talk about monstergirls already because laughing this hard is going to be bad for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352783
Sureeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352789
It's not? I mean it should be, but I thought that was KCs intention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352763
>Raping is slapping on the wrist.
If more men just raped the monsters back, more monsters would have husbands and there would be fewer man-raids.

>>14352756
>Implying men are killed

[Anonymous No.]

>even this thread has become /pol/ now.
I liked us being the /pol/ of imaginary rape monster land more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352797
Who the actual fuck wants to marry some dumb fucking Orc whose idea of a life is to wander around pointlessly killing things?
Some men maybe, but those would be rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352798
yeah, this is what happens when you accept bigots and don't ban them on the spot when they spread racist bullshit. how would you guysact if the monster girl you wanted to date was islamic?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Harblador's writing length is actually pretty nice for his stories
>MFW Amazon wedding next

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
I would completely disregard her and go for another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352804
>Still waiting for someone to actually write/finish a decent amazon story.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352804
Has he moved down from 10 adjectives in the span of two sentences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352800
>Separate from the tribe
>Set out to the mountains
>Shed blood and sweat together living off the land and conquering it, building your own home
>Nice, quiet, sustainable life with a busty, buff green-skin, maybe a warg-girl pet and some daughters on the way.

>dumb
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
Take it to /pol/ please.

But to keep it on topic I generally headcanon that some monstergirls have religions similar to our own and that there's an Islam equivalent in the desert region. Only the extremists are more of the "other lands don't look after their men properly! We must punish them!" types

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
Realize that our views are incompatible and separate on good terms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352809
I want to snuggle the Gojira-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
>racist bullshit
>if the monster girl you wanted to date was islamic
Holy shit who the fuck cares go back to tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352819

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352809
Shame that Big G-chan is weak to electric types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352813
That still involves marrying a fucking Orc, anon. Calling them shit tier cannon fodder is an insult to actual shit tier cannon fodder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
>islamic
>not bigoted
top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
While I don't agree with the /pol/ mentality, you seem a little too buttfrustrated. It's bordering on tumblr-tier stuff mate. Maybe chillax a bit, mmmm? This is a monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't respond. You might get caught in the janitorial crossfire. Now, who likes multriarms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352823
still a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352811
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352830

I like em. Not enough of them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352801
>people are actively giving this dude attention
Just going by his capital letter deficient typing style, he has obviously shitposted here before.

[Anonymous No.]

>A big, "tough" girl like an ushi-oni, wurm, jinko, Lizardman, or dragon will never get extremely happy after you tell her her the meal she made for you was fantastic, the meal she made using the recipe that her mother gave her, the one that won over her dad

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's important to remember that the only religion having is the one the promotes love and sex.

Praise Eros for best god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352824
>Shit tier cannon fodder
Tall that to green jesus, or the white badass from the hobbit. Orcs can be cool. That's like calling men cannon fodder. Any thing can be cannon fodder if there is enough of it. Orcs just happen to breed well. Imagine the rush as you cum balls deep in her womb, her green abs twitching in orgasm, the both of you knowing for a fact you just impregnated her fertile womanhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352830
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352832
>abs
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352839
Eros is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352844
>>14352828
>>14352821
>>14352801
When's the hammer going to drop? This isn't even amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352832
>All that hair
Is that King Ceasar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352830
I do, fucking multi-arms would be the bomb.
>one set hugs your back
>one set holds your hand
>one set frantically turned on her own body, rubbing her most sensitive areas
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352848
You're not even trying anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352850
Imagine brushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352850
nah its godzilla-chan the one on the right here is ceasar-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352830
I love them. Simultaneous hugs and headpats. Of course, when she gets especially tired, it also means more muscles to massage, but it's totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352856
Asking for cleanup is bait now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352830
Six human arms is kinda boring.
I prefer >>14351260

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352867
I mean, everybody else had sort of moved on until you poked it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352830
They are olev
http://i.imgur.com/Yu7IngF.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352840
No thanks. Again, it would involve having sex with a disgusting barbarian Orc.
Fit warrior girls are great but they need culture, honor and at least some intelligence. Orcs have none of these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352838
>The meal is something extremely simple like a casserole
>It wasn't so much the meal itself that won you over, it was the sheer love and dedication she put into it
>The way she fidgeted nervously before you tasted it was adorable
>Still, the meal was wonderful and so is the look of sheer joy on the Ushi's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352875
>Orcs have none of these things.
In what fucking shitty headcannon? Thee aren't Orkz, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352880
Even without that shit they're still Orcs.
Get some self respect, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352875
We have amazons and they never get any love either.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make an intimidating/confident monster girl the little spoon
>You will never slowly convince her to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352871
Better beautiful and "boring" than exotic and ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352883
Whatever nigger. Be salty all you like, I'l be fucking my orc shaman waifu and her elemental harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352887
Fuck are you talking about. Can't go fifty posts without someone bringing them up, and you can't go a thread without someone lamenting the fact that Disco Pig disappeared off the face of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352879
>The way she fidgeted nervously before you tasted it was adorable

just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352889
>ugly
Hey, screw you. She's not ugly. Is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352892
>bringing them up
>constant "Amazons are shit" and "fucking beta husbands"

>lamenting the fact that Disco Pig disappeared
Yeah, the lack of content is exactly what I was getting at

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352898
Don't forget that new faggot who constantly talks about dominating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352892
>Disco Pig
What did he write/draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352871
Here is something nice
>>14352895
no,she is not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352901
PorkedBoogy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352900
>new
He's not new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352902
>no,she is not
Her arms are though. You can't deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352898
I feel that the worst is when they are brought up as husband beaters or viciously violent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352827
>MFW I know exactly who made that shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352891
Not salty, they just aren't my thing.
I can't unsee them as being either disgusting mindless brutes or as being zerg rush style enemies.
At any rate, have this picture than you probably already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352905
Oh. I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352811
No I mean how short and nice they are. Usually when I try thinking of a story it's shit on Captain's Enemy Mine levels and I fucking hate myself for never committing because I end up spending time in here like this bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352907
they got there own kind of charm to them, if you dont like them, thats just your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352873

Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352920
>they got there own kind of charm to them
And what would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352917
...Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352823
Except that time she totally absorbed electricity to beat her robot double.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352917
>calling Captain shit
Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352925
If i knew what it was i would tell you, but i dont, so yeah

here have a something blue for your troubles

[Anonymous No.]

Flat with big areolas and nipples is the best combo.

This is objective fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352930
Which ones do you like the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352935
o-ok but what does that picture have to do with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352935
That is a spooky building. Is it haunted by sexy ghost girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352935
Nigga. Maybe just a little more than flat for me though, like little hills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352935
Braids with freckles and glasses is the best combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352927
robo G-chan cute to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352939
I dont know

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352948
>>14352935
the two aren't mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352957
>flat girl
>freckles, braids and glasses
>big hips and big ass
That's almost impossible to improve upon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna nuzzle wurm navels, tickle wurm tummies, stroke wurm shoulders, rub wurm rumps, tease wurm titties, nibble wurm nipples, and tussle with wurm tongues!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352964
Careful anon, Wurm-chan thinks alliterations are funny and silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352964
I just want a simple, genki loli Wurm who want's nothing more than to let me use her as a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352964
Good man.

Just don't mess with my waifu or I'll kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352948
Braids and glasses? I agree.
I like her post Tiger hair the best though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353000
Current monogataris arr rook same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352929
I'm talking on length, reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352970
And what's wrong with that?

>>14352983
I want a voluptuous wurm to do mutual daki-ing with

>>14352989
I'm flattered someone liked my idea enough to waifu it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352964
I want to make Wurm-chan keep a big golden dildo in her butt for 'safekeeping'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353008
>And what's wrong with that?
Nothing at all, it's nice to see her giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352964
I want a naive wurm childhood friend to bully and tease but eventually marry and raise some little wurmlettes with

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353009
A wurm could crush a rock dildo with her butt, so good luck getting a soft metal dildo up there

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353018
She COULD, yeah. But if I tell her it's important that she doesn't, then she'll be just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

New lich art (maybe), I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353024
Are those large titties I see?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Squirrel girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353036
Good for brushies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353036
I want to give them my nuts.
I also hope KC adds canon ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353036
I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353047
>>14353048
Makoto is incredibly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353004
They all cut it short because that's what Araagi prefers, nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350826
>Bloodborne
You know you kill abominations in bloodborne right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353051
I don't see any lewdness, anon. Just a hard working fighter doing her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352682
That's not true. The idea of "punish harder!" is proven wrong over and over again. In fact punishing harder just causes criminals/villains whatever to become harsher themselves, rolling with more extreme methods to avoid capture.

Or perhaps i'm just looking for reasons to denounce the idea of executing people who haven't done any killing/crippling others themselves. I see absolutely no justice in it in any form or shape.

Rape the orc back, seal her and force her to rebuild all the damage she did, banish her somewhere, hold her soul in a gem for a few months, forcefeed her a potion to turn her into the non-muscled chibi version of herself.

All methods that can be just as effective and far more hilarious than execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353058
Makoto is an incredibly lewd girl that molests people whenever she can.

But thanks to Kagura being the worst fuck on the planet Makoto only goes after women and little boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353057
>He wouldn't waifu Paarl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353067
Why is she so fucking lewd?
The vast majority of my Makoto folder would get me banned if posted here. It shouldn't be allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353074
>Don't put words in my mouth, Anyway, why would you need anyone but dollfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353063
>You will never train so you can defeat the Ogre terrorizing your village.
>You will never defeat her and bring your new Ogre wife back to your village to apologize and help repair the damages she's done.
>You will never live happily with her and the Ogre daughters you will make with her.

Life sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353047
>>14353048
>>14353051
>>14353058
>>14353067
>>14353075
Who is this nut sucker from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353085
You're kidding right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353086
...yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353075
>Why is she so fucking lewd?
Beastkin shit, I don't have to explain it. Those Studio Tiamat doujins are fucking great.

>>14353085
Blazblue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353085
FlameRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353086
Not everyone likes shitty fighting games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353075
Agreed.

Now if only my Nu-13 folder was the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353085
Blazblue. Its a fighting game and imo she's the only good thing about it.

Makoto is a soldier genetically engineered to be powerful and part animal, and gets racist shit for it all the time. She also molests her friends because she's canonically a perv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353090
>>14353091
I see, I'm not familiar with Blazblue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353094
>She also molests her friends because she's canonically a perv.

Sounds like my kind of woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353092
But people do like fapping to characters from those shitty fightan games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353092
I don't know what half the girls I fap to are about. That is a lie.Still, not knowing who makoto is, is like not knowing who Tifa is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353094
I actually kinda enjoy BBs clusterfuck of a plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353101
she doesn't like men just cute little boys and women

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353103
>>14353107
Fair points. Liking the girls is fine. But I'll fight anyone who says it's a good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353094
Makoto, Bullet, and Ragna are what got me into playing Blazblue, I'm glad I started playing too because it's a pretty fun game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353109
...I'm cool with that.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDivUb5EeA
TONIGHT!
James wears a Wendigo coat
The Serial Hugger takes a spin in our reasonably priced car
And I travel to the Demon Lord's birth giving in a Reliant Robin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353109
Fucking Kagura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353108
I just like the squirrel tits.
Noel is OK too, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353112
>Beastman Bullet
The irony of this and that Jinko picture is palpable, and I'll assume that .less knew nothing of Bullet and the series she's from prior to drawing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353112
>Bullet combined with a Hellhound
The best idea ever, and .Less' best work.

Its also amusing, because Bullet hates beastkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353117
Oh he without a doubt doesn't know shit about the game. I'd still love a self-hating MG Bullet though.

>>14353118
That Kokonoe one .Less did was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353118
>.Less' best work.
That's not Haohi's feet though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353109
Her relationship with Bang could have fooled me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353123
Too busty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353125
>footfags
>footfags that fervently ride some pinoys slutty OC angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353128
Only part I really disliked about that picture, other than that it was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353125
Don't make me get the spray bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353127
everyone like Bang!
Bangs a more then a man he's a legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353130
>He doesn't fetishize every aspect of his MG

[Anonymous No.]

Kokonoe is my favorite BB

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352989
>I'll kill you
calm down Heero

[Anonymous No.]

>All of this Blazblue talk
>Nobody mentions Rachel.
Poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353140
tao better then that bitch cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353143
anyone who mentions shitpire is way more shit taste than any other bb girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353063
You are aware the penal system has two main purposes right? Deterrence and vengeance for the state. That's how justice is defined by the system itself. Rehabilitation is a distant third.

Besides, small isolated communities pretty much only have three punishments.

1.Public shaming (stocks, public notices, groveling)
2.Banishment
3.Execution

Resources of places that tiny can't be wasted on babysitting criminals. That sort of concept doesn't even begin to exist until you have at least a city state. And even then, prisons become a place to await judgement or a safe place to keep your enemies.

Attacking a village and abducting people lands anyone solidly in number 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353143
Rachel a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353128
>too busty
>TOO
>BUSTY

maf flesruoy llik

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353143
Everybody knows Arakune is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>what job are you looking for now since that crazy Cheshire in sales burnt down your last job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353128
>too busty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVFt0szaX_8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353128
>>14353132
wow you guys have no taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353143
She has no ass or titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353150
>>14353157
>>14353158
Kokonoe cannot have breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl makes the best housewife, hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353159
>this is by far the most cruel joke god plays on women

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Amazons are the best or in the top ten best monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
they aren't that bad but not that high up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353163
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353165
Nureonago.
There's a reason why she's nicknamed "Wife slime".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
Only when I can make one the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
Yes, along with Lilims, Vampires and Krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
I think they're a solid 8 or 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353165
Not the yuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
Literally worse than Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353139
name on that girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167

I don't find them to be all that interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353180
Mistress Syndra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
Certainly not top ten that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353180
>>14353139
never mind I'm retarded and didn't see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353167
Don't push your luck kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353170

I want to lay in a bathtub with one and fall asleep while being embraced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353176
Not to mention they'd be no good in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353024
This is beautiful. Simply beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fisting with a harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353180
Syndra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353201
Be sure to give yourself a handjob while you're in in her pussy. Stuff that turkey good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353214
Hello Peta bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW actually considering a Cerberus short
>MFW this is haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353225
You can do it like that one manga.
1 girl, 3 personalities with some physical changes to show the differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353203
That one ZedxSyndra comic was so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353230
All 3 heads are getting headpats.

At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353239
Anon that's really dangerous, you shouldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353191
So do I, anon, although she needs more art.
That recent story featuring one was amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353201
I want to trim my harpy's nails while she enjoys sitting on her perch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353248

Agreed on both counts

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353306
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353315
Biollante-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353230
Nah to keep true to her it'd be all three heads on a big buff cheeto puff level Hellhound because I'm a faggot who loves licking big hairy ballsacks because my name is Jerry Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353315
I want to give those girls a big hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353325
now

[Anonymous No.]

Something tells me the anon obsessed with Haohi's feet will like this.

http://i.imgur.com/QzllTWj.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353325

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353336
>That muscle girl
I want to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353337
That is extremely fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353371
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353196
>Ice cream and snow cones again?
>Do we have to eat in the walk in freezer too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353336
Those are some nice feet on that angel, 10/10 would get foot jobs from

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353371
many kaiju girls are

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353383
I bet Destroyah-chan is good with children

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love a CC Monster Girl that once had the biggest breasts this side of the city, but after accidentally messing with a wizard ended up with the flattest chest this side of the city!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, sleep is important, so make sure you have a sleep watcher to insure nobody tries to slit your throat during the night or steal your shit.

Any Gazer or Nightmare will do since the other potential candidates are inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353392
Flat CC is the absolute best. Especially if they get really jealous of big boobs and ashamed of their own.

>It's a pool/beach/hot spring/lewd episode and the flat CC teacher sees her 14 year old student's breasts are roughly 6 times larger than her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353399
You keep forgetting the filename.
My Yandere Little Sister Never Stops Looking at Me and I'm Being Dominated Because I Can't Pass My Will Saving Throw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353399
No thanks, one is a shitty horse and the other is a rude, arrogant bitch with shit tons of eyes and can fuck with your head.

I'll just get a Werewolf or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353414
I don't use unofficial filenames that aren't mine.

>>14353417
But anon, a werewolf can't protect you from sleep invaders like a Gazer or Nightmare can.

I won't stop you from making inferior choices but it's your own fault if something goes awry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353399
Guess I'd pick a nice, warm Nightmare to cuddle up against as I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353432
My Wolfu can sniff those little shits out and scare them off or bring one that she captured to me as a tribute. You can't stop me from wanting man's best friend to watch over me as I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353432
The artist put work into the drawing and the filename, which is humorous. The least you could do is respect that effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353417
Shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353459
That's very rude anon, you should say you're sorry for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353445
I didn't say I'd stop you and your inferior choices. Good luck in your sleep, you'll need it.

>>14353447
Niet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353447
>The least you could do is respect that effort.
No, the LEAST he could do is absolutely nothing.
Really, predicting and then following some sort of nebulous notion as to the manner in which the picture should be disseminated is something like the MOST he could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353465
Somebody doesn't understand that you don't take idioms literally, and that simply keeping the filename of an image which was designed to contribute to said image isn't a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353463
Those dumb horses and Gazers won't do shit to me. They have no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353447
I respect the effort put into the drawing, but the artist should have known that filenames aren't preserved when saved from here.

Making a huge assumption here, but most people are either going to not care, or give their own for any reason, such as to aid with sorting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353399
I want to go on many zany, educational science and history adventures with my Gazer!!!

https://youtu.be/mvIwkRaq2mY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353471
Filenames as jokes or as complements to images isn't a new or rare idea.
You'd think after it being mentioned that the filename is important to an image, or is intended to be used with the image to humorous effect, and being provided said filename, you would take two seconds of your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353470
You don't understand, do you want superior sleep watcher protection or inferior sleep watcher protection.

The former is inhabited by Gazer and Nightmare and the latter by all the other monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353472
Science waifu is superior waifu.
>>14349502

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353482
Gazers are mean and Nightmares are dumb horsepussy. Nobody should have to love one of those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353491
You're mean.
Gazers are cute and Nightmares aren't dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353491
What a shit opinion you've got there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353472
are you me? I always got a PBS/discovery channel vibe from that song. It reminds of "How It's Made"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353495
>>14353500
I don't like them, I don't like Nightmares and Gazers. You can like them and that's fine. But I would never want one in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353506
You can not like them if you want but don't insult them and pretend it's objective, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353511
But that's the only thing that gives my life meaning.

Just kidding, I'll stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353491
>Gazers are mean

Only because they get bullied, they're actually really weak, shy, and kind. You just gotta treat 'em nice.

>>14353504
>>14353472
>You will never watch How It's Made with a gazer lying on your lap, all her eyes focus on the TV ocasionally going "WOAH!!!" and then turning around and asking "DID YOU SEE THAT?!" excitedly

https://youtu.be/zrzKih5rqD0

[Anonymous No.]

She could make spooky faces at me all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353531
Aren't there more of these? You got them?

I want to LOVE Flowey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353519
>they're actually really weak, shy, and kind

No they aren't! They are mean and nasty and need to be bullied to keep them from getting all uppity and start bullying others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353479
>>14353467
>>14353447
Jesus Christ relax.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would you want as a senpai to bully and love you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353479
No, using filenames to enhance the joke provided by an image is not a new idea. Everyone who has visited a YLYL thread knows that.
However, in those cases, it's very unlikely that the joke filenames are the original ones.

The artist could make the assumption that the person who requested the drawing would keep the filename, but it's pretty silly to assume that everybody else will. Honestly, that filename is too long and obnoxious, and just isn't funny to me, nor does it contribute to the picture for me, so I wouldn't keep it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353548
An orc to give me noogies and stuff my face in her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353541
I want a naive, cocky gazer that's constantly getting bullied, teased, and put in her place but who never stops acting smug!!!

>Going to MGC High with Gazer-chan
>Get you tests back, she immeadiately rushes over to you
>Sharky smile, eye closed, and beaming with happiness
>"Read it and weep, Dweeb!" She holds her test up to you "96!"
>You grab it from her; she's still smiling, still beaming, and her is eye still closed
>"69." you flip the paper right-side up and hand it back, lightly karate chopping her on the head
>She gets all angry, tears in her eye and tries to come up with excuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353550
If it's simply too long, say that instead of saying you 'don't use unofficial filenames that aren't yours', which does not explain why you wouldn't use the 'official' filename the artist intended.
If it's just too long to you, there's no issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353535
I hope you enough LOVE to go around

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress a chubby monoeye in spandex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353548
A Hellhound and her smug friends.
They mess with me and tease a lot, but if anyone actually hurts me they're going to answer to the Smug Squad.
Full moons are fun though. Imagine four smug monstergirls taking turns riding you like it's the best thing in the world, and then waking up to find all of them cuddled up against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353568

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353567
I'm not the anon who said that.
I'm saying that I'm not going to use it because the filename isn't funny and doesn't add anything to the picture for me, in addition to being obnoxiously long.
I'm a little curious, though. Why are you being so defensive about making sure everyone uses the right filename?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353531
>>14353568
>>14353581
This feels wrong somehow.
I shouldn't feel attracted to that asshole flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353568
Best character in a game

Would date and love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353581

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353548
Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353591
Please stop, I should not be thinking these thoughts about Sans.
Do not turn me into a goddamn skeleton fucker anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353568
>Sans as an MG
>Constantly making puns
>Falls from a counter letting you catch her
"Wow Anon, I think I'm falling for you all over again <3~"
>Facepalm
>Some bitch tries to steal you from her, Sans-chan just calmly walks into your captor's castle
"It's a beautiful day. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining... and husband stealers like you should be burning in hell"
>Captor's FW she has a bad time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353589
but that's not mama goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353585
The reason he gave for not using the artist's filename doesn't actually make sense, mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353600
>>Facepalm
End your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353587
In times of doubt, ask yourself what descartes would do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353601
>>14353601

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353548
Mindflayer. All the mean flayings and lewd bullyong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353548
>What Monster Girl would you want as a senpai to bully and love you?
Amazon. She'd teach me to be a proper man.

Or maybe Sandworm. 360 degrees of bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353616
I agree with Joel.
I wanna fuck that fish.

[Anonymous No.]

So why aren't we talking about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353624
>Be otouto age
>Kids at school keep bullying you saying you don't have an oneesan or a mom
>Tell them you have the biggest and bestest oneesan
>Take them outside to the sandbox
>Stomp in rhythm, they're sniggering at you
>Rumbling intensifies
>Shai-Hulud erupts in a giant column of Sandworm glory
>Your passing into your oneesan's arms cleanse the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353634
what about it?
why should I care?
its shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353641
Fair enuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353624
>Amazon. She'd teach me to be a proper man.
You mean teaching you how to cook, clean, and massage a tired woman after a long day's work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353648
That's what being a man's all about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353653
No it's not, that's a woman's job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353653
Your Amazon senpai sounds cool! I wish my dragon senpai would teach me that stuff so I could be a good house husband for her. When she proposes, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353648
Clearly. It's what a man is best for.
>>14353638
Just be careful with that water of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353648
But what if I already know how to do that, what would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353648
Also how to be good in bed and care for the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353638
Cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353531
>>14353568
>>14353581
>>14353591
Man I really want to dick these characters. Except Alphys fuck her holy shit worst character. Game would've been infinitely better if she wasn't in it. The rest of the cast is good though.

I want to fuck both Flowey, Headphone Ghost, and Papyrus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353668
That means she'll marry you before you graduate High School! You get the easy good end! Congrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCKY-WqWfRc

It's ironic that worst character invented second best character

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people like to shitpost waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353684

[Anonymous No.]

>Undertale
Shit taste faggots go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353696
I hate it too, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353700
Nep is shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353684
>>14353691
Mettaton is a good character, funny, enjoyable, does cool stuff. Only thing is his sections have Alphys forced in them. If she was cut he would've stood out more.

Also his metrosexual rock star form is cool. But why do people want to fuck him? That's like wanting to fuck Micheal Jackson (original) or something.

Speaking of wanting to fuck men, what if everyone is an secret alp but me? What if I'm the last man in the world, surrounded by alps who also pretend to be a man, causing the world to be full of undercover alps, each at a stalemate, not wanting to blow their cover, but unsure who the last man alive is.

I hope you faggots never find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353696
>Shit taste faggots go back to /v/

Look at what you just wrote, think about it for a second.

Consider never typing that again, posting this helps no one, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353702
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353691
But it is just OFF with memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353704
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you accepted the love of Moth Pussy Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
Because moth's are psychopathic shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
How many monstergirl kingdoms are there god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353738
One for every species that exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
They haven't welcomed me baaack~ yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
Because last time I found one of you in my closet
My empty closet
Which, by the way, USED TO HAVE CLOTHES IN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353742
Do kumiho and kitsune get two separate kingdoms, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
Because I wasn't aware of it.
Also, >>14353745

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353742
No, one for every decent sized "type" like Snag Pussy Kingdom has Lamias.

Smaller population species that fit into no role are like island nations or are states within Kingdoms.

>>14353736
Does this look like a Psycho to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353748
Yes, Kitsune's already get enough crap from people thinking they're going to eat their liver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353757
>Does this look like a Psycho to you?
Yes actually, it does. She looks like a moth that doesn't deserve the love of her shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353757
Good ole Snag Pussy Kingdom, 100% guaranteed to catch some there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350192
The imbued did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353759
>'thinking'
>laughingfoxes.jpg
Don't worry, they'll anesthetize you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14350393
It looks like she's eating a giant pepper

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353771
They just want a nibble! No big deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353337
biollante-chan is best Godzilla girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353771
Then I'm just going to go on a rampage killing every fluffy tailed girl I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353773
>nibble
>of a vital organ
I could not care less if it can regenerate. I am still being cut open and feasted upon, and we all know that it won't just be a 'nibble'.
Someone get the Demon Lord on the line and tell her she missed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353775

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353774
but that title belongs to queen ghidorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353778
Can we just turn Kumihos into girls with nibbling/biting fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353634
Wait, the demo's out? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353781
Those extra heads are fake, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353085
>Nut Sucker

I admit, I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353757
It looks like love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353789
what if they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353787
https://mega.nz/#!RAwyDbpS!YISq4sJLbp9fZ5325JYvV7Or2iN8Xfx9vdml78Q54RE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353796
Thanks. For reference where did you find it? I don't see it on the official Tumblr or Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353793
I'm going to tease her about them, but only when we're alone. However when we're in public I'll pretend that they're real so she isn't humiliated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353785
For gods sake, do not Wendigo the poor kumiho. Nobody deserves that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353793
>Rodan and the Big G being buddy buddy
Rodan needs more love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353383
I don't know how to feel here. On one hand, she's a cutie, on the other hand, destroytah gave me horrible nightmares as a kid. What should I do about this guys, i'm so confused?

[Anonymous No.]

I just had my four wisdom teeth removed today.
What would skeleton girls think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353806
Did you vomit blood and start singing?
Because that's what I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353793
Mecha Queen Ghidorah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353799
Dev is in /vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353802
k

>>14353804
your just over thinking it let your boner do the thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353801
>"I prefer my Wendigos to be barely sentient cannibals!"
That's how pretentious you sound right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353810
I see. /hgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353806
Had that a while back, heard all the horror stories but all that happened was I slept most of the day and couldn't eat for like half a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353808
just for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353813
>"I prefer my Wendigos to be barely sentient cannibals!"
I was thinking more 'even tangentially related to the original myth' but if you want to think that go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353811
Got any for Gigan or Megalon? The world always needs more kaiju girls. And Jaegirls for them to do lewd battle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353811
Oh man that's one cute Rodan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353823
This is the only Jaegirl related thing I've got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353817
>Posts Mecha King Ghidorah
>Posts Mecha G I and II
>No Kiryu
Son
>No Gigan
You're doing
>No Megalon
Something wrong right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353811
That's the problem though, even my boner doesn't know what to think, If i knew what she was like, then maybe I could come to a conclusion, but I'm too scared to ask her what she's like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351682
Low-light does not do those horns good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353801
Are you talking about the Mythological -> MGE Wendigo, or the MGE Wendigo -> Threadcannon Wendigo?

In either case, the Kumiho as you know it would not have survived the new Demon Lord. They would be basically indistinguishable from Inaris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353823
>Gigan
yes

>Megalon
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353815
/mgqg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353830
a Gigan for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353836
JET JAGUAR

JET JAGUAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14351930
>Kherpis
I find this very funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353835
>Are you talking about the Mythological -> MGE Wendigo, or the MGE Wendigo -> Threadcannon Wendigo?
Mythological->MGE. They share LITERALLY nothing in common.

>In either case, the Kumiho as you know it would not have survived the new Demon Lord.
I don't know about that. There's always disguising themselves as humans and trying to get married in the proper format to human men or 'replacing' someone's wife-to-be. There's a lot you can do with "Surprise! Foxwife now!"
> They would be basically indistinguishable from Inaris.
I kind of agree as far as sexually, which is why I personally hope KC never does the Kumiho as a profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353836
JET JAGUAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
I read that as mouth pussy

[Anonymous No.]

All we need now is mothra being bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353847
don't bully mothra please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353829
Not much writing, but you don't even have the art? A pity.

I would love to work on a teasing, ara ara~ Crimson Typhoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353839
Damn, that's a pretty cool beauty alien buzzsaw optic-blast kaiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353839
Gigan looks cool, 10/10 would be bullied by

But can she handle JET JAGUAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353850
Cute as fuck. Would lovingly tease & cuddle to elicit cute moth noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353838
Right, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353850
Was Kiryu-chan already posted earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353850
Where's muh Battra and Megaguirus?
Or Space "Muh Crystals" Big G?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353859
that one I don't have and regret I can't find but have a onee-san mothra

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352186
hehe

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

Lanternon: Not Dead Edition. Put up latest chapter. Hopefully will have more slack to put up more. The MC is a tough one to write for, because he's much less introspective than the last one, and so any conflict or problems he has ends up completely unaddressed until they turn unavoidably awful.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I've also been writing a good chunk of the Archmage stuff. It's harder going, because a more perceptive character means more descriptions, and more analysis of his world. Of course, that lets me world- and character-build more, but it makes time a downside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353861
calm down now anon I got you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353869
I want to give her a great big hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353861

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352186
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353869
That's a really good Space G

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353868
Nice to see you back, again.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get to Elf Planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353869
>Biollante and Mothra acting like Mothers to Space Godzilla-chan
Cute! You got MOGUERA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353873

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353882
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I would very much like a harem of Kaiju girls so long as they can shrink down to the size of an average woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353883
Do you have Hedorah or Tytano?
Your collection is never complete if you don't have the smaug monster

[Anonymous No.]

All these girls and no one asked for best girl, Anguirus-chan. Shame on you, he's the best kaiju out there.

Also, is there an Super X/2 chan? Or a Hedorah chan? Or a Skeleton Turtle chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353844
Well that's because KC drew more inspiration from the Lovecraftian "Wendigo" than the original Native Myth.

To my knowledge, there's no such alternative for a Kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353889
yes,and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353893
got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353844
>Disguising themselves to get properly married
That's one aspect of them I never really heard about before, but now know after properly looking it up.
Could lead to plenty of shenanigans in stories, but KC would be hard pressed to find a way to make liver-eating not deadly, or to significantly differentiate them from the other foxes in other ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353887
My fucking nigga, I too would like a harem of cute kaiju girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353895
>yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353895

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353898
I want to marry Anguirus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353898
Anything for Orga? Or possibly Gamera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353894
>Well that's because KC drew more inspiration from the Lovecraftian "Wendigo" than the original Native Myth.
Yes, much to my disappointment. Well, can't always get what you want, though it does dissuade me from writing about the mythological wendigo because people will bitch.
>To my knowledge, there's no such alternative for a Kumiho.
Thank god. Maybe it means they're safe a little longer.

>>14353899
I'm trying to find a way to work it into a story i'm writing but it's hard, so I've cowardly fallen back on the liver-eating shtick with a bit of disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

These kaiju girls are so cute, who made them? Specifically, why aren't we making OC of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353894
Either way, Wendigos are cute little fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353894
Kumihos are just the Korean take on the kitsune IIRC, though more malevolent than prankster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353909
already posted final form ogra here >>14353315

and sadly I have no gamera-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353900
It's good to be with someone of good taste. I would buy you a drink of your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353919
>and sadly I have no gamera-chan
This kills the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353922
Same to you pal, same to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353923
those poor children indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353919
Oh! Oh! Do you have Minilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353926
um yeah >>14353925

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353919
Aww. I was hoping for a Gamera. Maybe something class president-ish to contrast Godzilla delinquent look

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353927
That looks more like Godzilla Jr, not Minilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353929
well I don't have Minilla but I have this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353928
She'd be a nice friendly class president who helps the underclassman study and protect them from bullies. She'd also trick some of the cute little boys to stay at her house for the night. She's very friendly with children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353929
That is Godzilla Jr just to clarify with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353898
>No based ball mode
She's young. She will learn
Also, where's Baragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353933
GAMERAAA!!!
She brings shotas to her van!
Touch them like no other can!
Please don't tell on GAMERAAAA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353859
I found her she's not that great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353932
Is this the face of mercy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353850
It's not my fault she gets rekt every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353936
again I got you

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a download somewhere for all of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353942
but in her movies she does stuff and things

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353944
>This Ghidorah design
Tthis is the best one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353950
of course it from one of the better Godzilla movies
have a death Ghidorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353940
>Makes a godlike JET JAGUAR
>Makes a subpar Kiryu, who is the greatest designed Mecha G

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353948
>Rebirth of Mothra
>Mothra dies halfway through
>In her own damn movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353953
I was just about to ask where's Monster X
But on the topic, where chainsaw Gigan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353953
You got Kaizer Ghidorah? Or Gezora?

Please tell me there's a Gezora

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353955
well in its defense it does have rebirth in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353953
Imma pet her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353957
>kaizer Ghidorah
yes

>gezora
sadly no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353958
Where's Ebirah. Damn it Anon, we have a Red Lobster sponsor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353956
>chainsaw Gigan
sadly another I wish I had

>Monster X
we talking about Ghidorah or the first form thing from final wars because I don't have that one sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353964
ok ok

[Anonymous No.]

I think we're running out of Kaiju to request

Do you have the Kumonga? Or the giant Praying Mantises that I don't remember the name of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353966
Ah yes, the MUTO
From that movie MUTO. Guest Starring: The Big G

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353969
>Pirate Ebirah
I'm impressed one of the most boring Kaiju has one of the most unique designs. Love the Condor.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never sail the world with your Abyssal harem.

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>>14353972
yes I do and the spider and another minilla I found

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>>14353974
More like Fatty G

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>>14353969
What about Zilla? Is there a Zilla?

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>>14353983
No shut up
You shut up right now

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>>14353983
already posted it >>14352822

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>>14353982
When you do nothing but eat fish and don't occasionally destroy cities to burn off some stress (read: pounds), you start to get lazy and put on weight

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>>14354001
I want to give her a meaty trout in exchange for rubbing her head.

And maybe belly.

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>>14353981
Do you have Manda? Are there any other kaiju you have?

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>>14354005
If you spoil godzilla-chan like that though she won't be able to play Basketball anymore though! And people will make fun of her for being fat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354007
yes and I believe I only have one more left

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>>14354011
>Gotengo
Fuck

Yes

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>>14354009
You can't stop me!
Besides, she can just zap them with her atomic breath.

It's not like Queen Ghidorah is going to steal me away while she's lazing on the couch, forcing the tubby lizard to go through a hard workout montage where she sheds the weight, around the middle at least, for some rocking abs and a perky bottom before busting down the door to rescue me.

That would be madness.
And equally welcome.
I'd just have to rub her head and abs while getting her halibut.

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>>14354011
>Gotengo
Oh hey, that's unexpected
A lot of people forget about the sub with the drill bit

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>>14354018
Hey, at least she doesn't share the same fate as the Super X. At least people recognize the drill sub. No one even remembers the Super X.

Or Mechani-kong. Fuck that's such a good name, Mechani-kong. Fun to say.

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>>14354018
>forget about Gotengo
how could people forget something so badass and also this is the last one I have hope I was able to save the thread somewhat

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>>14354021
>They're thinking of having NuBig G's next movie to maybe have King Kong
I want to see how they're going to do that. Because Big G vs Kong was a really goofy movie and if they're serious, 100% serious, I want to see how

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>>14354027
I don't recognize that one, who's that?

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>>14354034
some bad Kaiju from one of the mothra movies the second one if I remember

[Anonymous No.]

Is Kaijin discussing allowed too?

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>>14354042
I dunno but Kaiju girls are cool.

I want to sail the seas with Gotengo-chan and fight Ebirah with her!

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>>14354042
As long as they're monstergirls, I don't see why not.

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>>14353591

I don't wanna have a bad time...

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>>14354051
Come on, it's a beautiful day. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you

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>>14354048
Rider has some pretty good monster girls, Especially that Bee Unknown from Agito.

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>>14354027
>Blatantly trying to copy Space G'-sama's style
Lame

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>>14354059
hey she had her moments in the movie it's just mothra did some bullshit and ended up winning.
it wasn't a bad kaiju design it just was in a mothtra movie and no one remembers her.

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>>14354063
it's just mothra did some bullshit and ended up winning.
Mothra in a nutshell
Damn right we're bullying Mothra

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>>14354067
Mothra is stupid. Now Gamera-chan, she's cool. She's smart and first goes easy on the opponent. She might get knicked a few times but she learns the opponents moveset. And then, on the rematch, she mops the floor with them.

Look at how hard she bullied Zigra-chan. Poor girl was traumatized by instruments for weeks. That's what happens when you mess with Shotas and Gamera-chan finds out.

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>>14354071
Go to bed, Gamera-chan. You have scenes to record for your movie in the morning

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>>14354067
>>14354071

don't bully mothra please mothras a good girl
just don't touch her baby's or her friends the fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354071
I want to hug Gamera-chan!

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Hey, all these Godzilla girls, and was Godzilla herself posted? I mean, a full picture, and not just side doodles. The biggest I saw was Millenium Godzilla, and even she had to share a picture with Orga.

But damn did she rock those spats.

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>>14354079
your not a shota she wouldn't care

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>>14354082
Well now I'm depressed.

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>>14354081
look through the thread anon I posted like three pictures of her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the envoy to Monster (Girl) Island!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an envoy to Monster (Girl) Island and help them and humanity achieve peace!

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>>14354088
>>14354095
?

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>>14354088
>>14354095
well that's two a few more and we can form a team

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>>14353895
>MechaGodzilla shares hers with Titanosaurus and is stuck in the background
No
>Titanosaurus making out with MechaGodzilla
Boner no

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>>14354056
If everyone were a cute monstergirl I would've had some second thoughts about going the genocidal asshole route

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354097
>>14354096
Those were both me, for some reason the original post didn't pop up so I retried it.

Then it did pop up so I deleted the first one for the lengthier second.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna take the Magic Schoolbus on a ride into a body, except instead of going into Arnold I wanna go into a wurm to see what the fuck makes them so tough

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>>14354104
your weird, your to fucking weird....

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>>14354104
Please don't let that cheshire Frizzle drive the magic school bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353958
the one on the left is Ghogo but who's on the right? where's MechaGodzilla 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354101
>I would've had some second thoughts about going the genocidal asshole route
I was too pussy to go through with it. I just couldn't kill Papyrus. I'm weak.

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>>14354104
She does 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and 10k every day, stays stong to the finish cuz she eats her spinach, and takes her vitamins & says her prayers every night.

That, and a hearty dose of semen every day from husband.

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>>14354115
one on the right is one of mothras forms and MechaG 2 was already posted in the thread

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>>14353703
Th-that's ridiculous, baka! Wh-who would want to be an alp...
C'mon, let's just watch something on Netflix, I'll c-cook some nachos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354111
>Adding crazy lewd to crazy smart
You know not the forces you tamper with, anon.

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>>14354073
>>14354071
>>14354079
Would Gamera-chan be a huge nerd and put an Imperial Star Destroyer in her room to lure kids in thinking it's a star wars room? I mean, she wouldn't do that right? She has more integrity than that right?

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>>14354104
You will learn they are made of spinach.

>>14354106
You should probably sleep, on a hunch.

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I want to run a kindergarden for wurms.
Blue wurms with white hair that love to munch on cookies
Red wurms that always want upsies so they can rub cheeks
Black wurms that are working on their 'ohoho' laugh for the day they find a guy they like
Green wurms that love to dig in the sand box
And a little silver wurm who wants to be a paladin like oniisan used to be.

To which I tell her to speaker burger before ruffling her hair.

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>>14354128
Don't forget the one wurm that likes to spend as much time as possible exercising because she wants to be a "hero of justice" one day

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>>14354131
She deserves a head pat and extra juice so she can keep on pushing herself!
It's always good to see a wurm that dreams of being an ally to justice.

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>>14354128
Segregation is rayciss!

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>>14354128
What about the Golden Himedere, Wurm von Wurmington?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find an Adult Wurm who doesn't know what penises are then rub mine all over her, just to see what she'll do.

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>>14354145
It's not segregation, its just how I've seen those wurms behave on their own time.

If anything they share a common love of headpats and pie, although their favorite of the latter varies from girl to girl.

>>14354148
She tries to flaunt the gems her mom digs up while she tries to out 'ohohohoho' the black wurms.

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>>14354149
>Ehhh?
>It's so gross!
>And stinky!
>AND I LOVE IT!
>>14354153
>not segregation
>gathering Wurms in a separate kindergarten from other girls is not segregation

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>>14354156
My kindergarden is specially equipped and designed to handle the strength of wurms, filled with reinforced furniture and toys so that they don't break everything, although I do include a few 'normal' items that we can use to teach them how to properly control their strength.
Other then that we function as a normal kindergarden by teaching them a little bit about numbers and their ABCs

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>>14354163
>ABCs
This reminds me, I've seen Alp doodle two Wurms posing as letters. Someone like Loen should make the Wurm alphabet.

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>>14354128
>Speaker burger
Can't figure if this is a reference or a butchering

But patriot wurm is a thought

[Anonymous No.]

I tracked down the artist's pixiv and he did more Kaiju girls, including Gamera ones (And some I don't recognize). Also found this beauty.

Would you those abs that put American Godzilla-chan to shame?

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>>14354169
I would.
I also would her chunky American cousin as I enjoy both.
either way, I'm impregnating them.

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>>14354168
She'd be as smart as any other patriot! She'd go to fight the good fight in the desert and then she'd come back with no legs!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, go pay Monster (Girl) Island a visit, they've got lovely ladies who are longing for a man.
It'll also keep them from burning down Tokyo every other week out of boredom/loneliness.

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>>14353868
I'd written you off as dead long ago, good to know I was wrong.

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>>14354190
I would gladly like to visit monstergirl island. Who are the lovely ladies by the way? Would they be so kind as to introduce themselves to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354186
>Desert
Urban/mountains more like.

Also develops a taste for alcohol and grills at an early age

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>>14354195
Why, take a good look at the thread my good man, all those ladies are single and waiting for you.
And should you be worried about Miss Gamora's....'tastes' then don't worry, we've got a potion for that.

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>>14354169
Anyways, here are the remaining Kaiju. There's not many of them but some are really cool. Check filename for what they are.

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>>14354202

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>>14354204

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>>14354199
All right thanks,I would like to ask Biollante-chan out on a date. Also, would she like to go out anywhere in particular? If not, she can come back to my house for a lovely dinner and chat to get to know one another better.

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>>14354206
Here's the Chainsaw Gigan someone asked for earlier.

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>>14354210

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>>14354207
>Biollante
A trip to an indoor garden would be nice, winter's come so the parks are closed but seeing some nice plants would do her good.

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>>14354206
I love it.

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>>14354210
>Chainsaw Gigan
Yiss

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>>14354212

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>>14354220
One more left, heads up though it's pretty left-field

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>>14354224
is it jet jaguar?

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>>14354214
Great, a trip to the garden's sounds lovely. I hope she isn't shy about her size, I know she's a big girl, but I want her to know I think she looks beautiful and smell wonderful.

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>>14354224
And that's all of them.

Some colored Kaiju Girls: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50936744
I believe these are Japanese Legend Monster Girls: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50420647
And some deep sea Monster Girls: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47346636

This guy does some good stuff.

Last bit anyone know what the robot girl in >>14352822 is supposed to be?

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>>14354240
Damn it Anonymous, I didn't come here to be spooked
Thank you

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>>14354240
I think that's suppposed to be N.I.G.E.L from the animated sequel series to Zilla's movie.
N.I.G.E.L's repeated destruction was something of a running gag.
The animated series was LEAGUES better than the movie. For one, the main monster actually had atomic fire breath, or at least green fire breath.

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>>14354250
Ah, OK.

The guy had made a Zilla-chan poster that was based off of the animated series with a bunch of kaiju girls in the background, but I've never seen it, so that explains it.

I didn't even know the animated series made it to Japan. I've even seen the GODZILLA movie, I only know about Zilla from the comics. Those are pretty good, especially the latest "Godzilla goes to Hell" series, that was fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354267
>Godzilla Goes to Hell
>not Charles Barkley vs. Godzilla
step it up senpai

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to think all these Kaiju Girl are actually Wrestling Stars in the world of Monster Girls, and it's 10x bigger there too.

What would your waifu's favorite Kaiju be?

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>>14354287
Definitely biollante, without a doubt. They're both plant based and have lots of vines. They're also both cute as a button and like to hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354287
Mecha King Ghidorah fuck yeah

King Ghidorah is already cool, but when you make him a robot? God damn get ready to kick ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354287
Kiryu or Mecha G II
Or Gigan
Or King Ghidorah
Or Destroyah
Or Space G
Or Anhgy
Listen, it's a long list

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354287
Probably these fuckers >>14353966, as they slightly resemble her with those scythes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354306
Which Gigan?

>>14354307
Mantis? If so, why doesn't she just like, you know, the actual Praying Mantis Kaiju?

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>>14354312
All the Gigan's
Oh, and I almost forgot about JET JAGUAR
Like I said, long list

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>>14354312
>Praying Mantis Kaiju
Oh, that's a thing? I'm not so familiar with the franchise, so I've never seen it. Guess they'd be her #1 then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354318
Poor Kamacuras-chan, always a Jobber.

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>>14354314
>All the Gigans
>JET JAGUAR
Perfect Tastes

>>14354318
See >>14353981
They're called Kumachuras or something. There's several of them. They're all small fry though. They make multiple appearances throughout the series at least, so that's something in their favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354321
Forver a jobber

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>>14354327
It's always the same with her. She puts on her gear, looks in the mirror, and tells herself "Todays the day you win!"
She never wins. It doesn't matter if she's taking on another jobber like Kumonga or if she brings in her sisters, she'll always end up looking up at the lights while the ref slaps the mat.

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>>14353966
By the way, actually rooted for those two in the last movie, albeit them being humanity's doom and all.
A lot more unusual and remarkable design than that of Godzilla, and man, that TWU WUV.

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>>14354330
>Kumonga
>A jobber
Hey she got to be invited to join in "Destroy All Monsters" and get to beat up Ghidorah-sama with everyone. Kamacuras-chan didn't get invited despite all the work she did, even having more screentime.

All those overtime hours wasted.

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>>14354337
And in Kumonga's last match she got Giant Swung out of the ring because LolGodzillaWins.
MGWE will be better once that greedy Tanuki in charge learns to push someone else. And not like that time she tried to put Queen Kong over Gojira, that was so clumsily handled.

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>>14354330
Then she looks across the change room at the other kaiju. Gigan. Megalon. Anguirus. Rodan. They've all fought the Big G before. So maybe they're like her!
Then Gigan and Megalon appear in more movies. And Angy and Rodan basically become the Big G's best friends and greatest allies
And RODAN GOT HER OWN MOVIE
Everytime she reads the magazine, whose on the front page? Big G. That's fine, she's the top dog
But there's not even a mention of her. Even when she fought the Big G she was forgotten

But then Final Wars was announced. Something like DMK but now everyone's in it, including her!
Yes! This was her time to shine! Finally, she could stop huddling together with Tytano and Ebirah for warmth and actually become famous!
And the Final wars happened
She was so exited, thinking to herself "They're going to talk about me! I'm going to be in Kaiju digest!"
Everyone praised the movie, but she ignored it all. all she wanted to hear was her name
Kamacuras

"Great movie! But, who was that mantis chick?"
"I don't know. Was she in a previous film?"
"Let me see here... Ah! Kumacuras!"
"Who?"

>"Who?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354344
>Her smile and optimism: Gone

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>>14354344
>HFW even Hedorah is more over than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354353
Woah now, Hedorah is one of the more popular kaiju. He used to be one of the Big G's most powerful opponents.

>>14354344
I want to take my daughteru to Kumacuras after a match to get her autograph! And then afterwards, Kumacuras hears my daughteru say "Let's go get Miss Ebirah's autograph! She's the collest and my favorite!"

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>>14354353
Well that's because Hedorah is one of the few which actually threatened the Big G
I mean god damn, she almost killed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354362
But hasn't Hedorah only shown up about twice? And she jobbed like fuck the second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354357
I want to help bring Kamakuras' smile back.
And Ebirah is just as much of a Jobber as Kamakuras, she needs the self-esteem boost too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354370
Well, being a threat once is still more impressive than being a threat never.

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>>14354370
You can blame that on the fact that the main director of Godzilla, Tomoyuki Tanaka, was sick during its production and so a guy named Banno who was the producer was the director of this one, so Tanaka never saw the movie until after it was released. He was so fucking pissed at it (with scenes like Hedorah beating the shit out of Godzilla and people on screen decaying rapidly into Skeletons in a graphic manner) he forbid Banno from making another Godzilla film ever again, saying he "ruined Godzilla". Despite this, a Godzilla VS Hedorah 2 was in the works, just with Banno not as the director but a smaller role on set. In the end though it ended up being scrapped for Godzilla VS Gigan instead. Despite the above, Banno later was working on Godzilla 3D, which would've starred a new form of Hedorah, and it would've been Godzilla's revival debut. Unfortunately it never got made and everyone on the project moved onto Godzilla (2014). To this day, Banno still hopes for Hedorah to return to the Big Screen someday.

Outside of the above though, Hedorah is still one of Godzilla's most iconic foes, and one of the more powerful, on the same rank as Ghidorah and Destoryah. Poor girl has the talent and skill, just has bad luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354387
>That spoiler
Well, introducing Hedorah in the next film is probably the best and easiest monster they could do. I mean, Hedorah's a smaug monster created via pollution. It's the most believable monster and since NuBig G is all about "realism" it fits perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never raid with Gazer in an MMO, you the tank, she the healer
>You will never clear the final boss of the raid then kissu
>She will never kick you immediately after when she realizes you won the roll on the epic mount the boss dropped

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>>14354373
Good luck bringing her smile back. Don't forget she has 2 sisters too, could you handle a trio of depressed mantis fighters?

Do you think you could train them so one day they might have a chance at coming close to defeating another kaiju girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>thread derailed into Kaiju
Might as well start posting abyssals

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354419
I like the change of pace, Kaiju-girls are still Monster Girls anyways. It's refreshing to talk about something new every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354421
this
As long as the female can be described as a monster, its all good with me

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you take your waifu and your daughteru to a Kaiju Match, watch the Kaiju-Girls wrestle, and then afterwards your daughteru tells you "I wants to be a Kaiju when I go up!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354431
What if she's just a monster on the inside?

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>>14354435
Then she's a Human Girl and she's gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354435
That's an ordinary girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354421
Well, good thing that abyssals are Monster girls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354435
then if she wants to be here some physical humanity's gotta be lost.
as for how? I know people...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354434
Push her into a vat of radioactive chemicals so she grows big and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354441
has it really been that ling since I've seen the original art for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354437
>>14354439
But does that make them monstergirls?

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>>14354443
I see this going two ways

>Daughteru emerges from radioactive chemicals with fancy new mutations, barely resembling her original species (But still clearly a cute girl)
>Daughteru dies because it's fucking radioactive chemicals, but she gets rebuilt as a cyborg with cool new weapons, all funded from her college fund

Either way your daughteru lives her dream and your waifu as pissed as fuck at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354447
Why? We now have a badass for a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354448
so your daughter being a cyborg mutant allows you to not give a fuck?

I don't know where that places you on the villain scale, but your on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354456
Who doesn't want to be a cyborg mutant?

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>>14354448
Well for one your daughteru has weird fins/tentacles/spikes/claws/drills/wings/whatever mutations/cyborg enhancements she has, and doesn't want to go to college now! She also insists both you and your waifu call her by her "new name".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354463
She's still going to college, even if she has to earn the money by fighting in the ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354456
This sounds like a game plot I think I've played several times.
>Evil guy turning people into mutants with chemicals.
>hero allies himself with "subject zero" the daughter of evilguy.
>defeat evil guys army and get to his lab
>evil guy takes chemicals himself, turns into unstable monster.
>Daughter is forced to tearfully kill father.
>Evil guy says he's proud of daughter before he falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354469
>"But Daaaaad, I don't wanna go to college, I want to fight other Kaiju! And stop calling me [daughteru's name here], I told you I'm Daicanoid, cyborganic savior of humanity, once an evil kaiju turned good who fights bad kaiju to protect Earth from alien invasion!"

All the while your waifu would be across the dinner table glaring at you. You brought this mess on yourself, you'll have to fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354481
Kick your wife Into the vats.
radioactive chemicals: the all-problem solver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354481
She can fight Kaiju on her own time. She's still my daughter, and she'll have to work to have a future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354486
You know, if a girl is mad at you, you shouldn't get her to mutate to become and even more powerful girl. If you waifu ends up getting scythe arms you better watch out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354486
Are you the evil guy in >>14354478?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354419
Well, we could talk about alps like we usually do at this time of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354434
>Mindflayer daughter wants to be Kaiju
>Tell her it's a silly dream
>She doesn't listen
>Waifu comes up with an idea
>We all go to her hometown in the deep sea abyss
>It's completely silent, dark and cold
>Weird animals and MGs are swimming around
>Daughter and I are shaking with fear, hugging each other
>Waifu tells us we're gonna meet an old friend who is even stronger than a Kaiju
>A while later we finally reach our destination
>A huge, terrifying and strangely erotic MG approaches us
>"Say hi to Chtulu-chan everyone" Waifu says
>Daughter is hiding behind me
>I'm too scared to say anything
>Chtulu-chan tells us that we are being rude in the most horrifying voice imaginable
>Daughter cries
>I pass out from the fear
>...
>At home a few days later
>Waifu asks daughter what does she want to be when she grows up
>"Anything but a Kaiju, please don't make go see aunty Chtulu again!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354503
No! You will not drag this Into a alpfest!
If we have to talk about something else. It shall be Jinkos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354505
>please don't make go see aunty Chtulu again
Poor Aunty Cthulu-chan. I bet she even baked cookies for her visitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354511
whoops! wrong pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354516
Delicious jinko ass. In spats. Training you after school so you're both sweaty and noticing each other's bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353868

Nice to see you back. I find it odd how even some of the humans hate him from killing an actual serial rapist though, but I guess those are the guys who go for the monsters in the first place. Especially since you revealed the suicide rate around monster infested areas was higher for men, I'd have thought he'd be welcomed.

The end was a bit weird, the Baphomet can't have been that stupid, could she? That trap was easier to escape than the average Bond villains.

Looking forward to the mage thing you have planned too. I'm wondering what kind of outlook he'll have now we've seen both a pro and anti-monster protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354511
I want to take my best Alp friend to a Kaiju match and eat nachoes together while we watchn Godzilla-san and Gigan-san fight each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353730
I hope the dude who started the Xpussy kingdom meme get castrated by a rusty comb, then circumcised via tooth picks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354511
Where is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354521
hope she doesn't start stealing my training clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354533
You'll never know what hit you when that full moon rolls around. You've held off dozens of other monster girls, but can you hold off your teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

She came to me one morning~
One lonely Sunday morning~
I know not how she found me~
For in darkness I was walking~
And destruction lay around me, from a fight I could not win~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354524
Would she kyaa and cling to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354536
What better way to test my skill then facing my teacher at her strongest! Bring it I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354513
And she hasn't had a boyfriends in years
Why is everyone scared of her? She's a nice girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354531
King of Fighters, an SNK fighting game franchise that eventually gave us this lewd nun.

http://i.imgur.com/vILpF2r.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354542
Of course, and I'd call her a loser for being so squimish, while I wrap an arm around her.

Then afterwards I'd take her to go get Godzilla-chan and Gigan-chan's autographs. Of course, we'd probably be waiting for hours while Gigan-chan fumbles trying to hold the pen in her scythes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354545
It's because she sometimes gets too touchy-feely with her tentacles.
>>14354548
The Alp's pussy is going to be so wet when she gets those autographs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354546
Isnt that the genderswap of that bastard from 96?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354543
>Duel with a Jinko at night under the full moon.
all of my yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354533
Cats love the smell of sweat. Your dirty clothes are as good as hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354550
>The Alp's pussy is going to be so wet when she gets those autographs.
>Five hours later everyone has left the building except Anon, his Alp, and Gigan-chan
>Gigan-chan still can't get the pen in her hand but continues diligently to try

This is why only ask autographs from kaiju girls with hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353868
I always like how your protagonists are incredibly biased one way or the other, yet you can get a bit of the bigger picture if you pay attention to the background events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354553
Curses, you saw right through me.

Seriously though, it's weird how popular she is. She's got like 8 mugen edits and appears in the pachinko game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354553
koko desu ka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354559
Would the Alp still be leaking wet, or is she building it all up, only releasing it once she has that autograph in hand?

Either way I'd hate to be the Janitor of that building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354539
I want to marry her and make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354563
I know right?
she would not even exist if it wasn't for the midnight bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354567
>midnight bliss
Have they ever explained why Demitri does that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354572
He's a womanizer and it'd be gay to seduce a man so he turns them into women

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354572
I remember hearing somewhere that it was something along the lines of while he is willing to bite you as an attack, he refuses to drink male blood. Midnight bliss is his problem solver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354572
Fanservice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354565
Alp Juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352316
wtf did you think it was ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354580
that is one reason
still, midnight bliss hugo is a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354583
Do you think you could start an industry selling it as produce?

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Kiki in my life badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354612
Not sure if I need one but...Sure would like to have one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354612
Yeah well I need a therapist but we can't always get what we want can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354617
She can be the rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354516
Is it bad if Jinko's huge, powerful arms and legs, and those big paws give me a boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354618
She's a Kikimora of course she can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354617
I do too, maybe it's possible to kill two birds with one stone and have a motherly looking Kiki with glasses to act as a therapist maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354612
I want a pocket Kiki to clean and sort my messy desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354622
>Not letting your servant take control behind closed doors
>Not letting her relieve you of the mantle of "master" for a precious few moments as your bodies entwine in rapturous embrace
>Not waking up in her arms, fingers stroking through your hair, a wry grin on her full lips as she tells you it's time to get up, Master.
>Not having her dress you, and playfully smack you on the butt as she leads you out the door knowing full well that it is only because of her you can bear the weight of your own title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354633
>doing any of that
And you dare call yourself a master? Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354635
Every blade needs its sheath, metal bared to the elements for too long will only rust and warp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354637
I've heard enough of this. Rest assured this will come up at the annual Masters' Conference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354639
A true master is honest with himself, anon, and the grandest of houses cannot stand with only a single support beam. You should know better. I'm disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354639
My haughty Elf mistress will certainly have words with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354642
And a true master is the pillar that holds the house together. If you payed attention during the meetings, you'd know this to be true.

>>14354643
She can be very garish, or so I've heard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354646
>And a true master is the pillar that holds the house together.
One of, anon. One of. Goodness, what do they teach the young ones these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354631
I'd pull up my pocket Kiki's dress and eat her out while masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354646
Hey, her style choices may be...unusual but she's always beautiful to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354648
The most improtant one, the one that must never yield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354651
Of course. The main support pillar may only stand because of the others that, at times, share the weight. Only a fool builds his household off a single support beam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354655
Aye, that much is certain. Still, as master, you must set an example, so that your supports may fufill their duty to their fullest potential.

>>14354650
Far be it from me to judge someone's attire. As long as it's proper, you'll hear no complaints from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354664
>You must set an example
You know, a master is capable of reading comprehension, anon. The example was set, and no negative example can be set from behind closed doors

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354664
>As long as it's proper, you'll hear no complaints from me.

I just wish I could convince her that the things she buys are one size too small for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354669
>no negative example can be set from behind closed doors
Wrong, everything we do is an example. Where you do it is of little importance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354679
See this? This is why masters burn out, become estranged from their loved ones and families, isolate themselves. It's a pity, but we can only move on and learn what not to do from their example. Remember, anons. You are only ever one half of a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354672
Surely she can be convinced to...assess herself honestly, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354688
It is a hard cross to bear at times. But it has it's rewards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354689
She keeps saying the measuring tapes and scales are wrong or defective. The way she goes on you'd think she was a waifish ghost instead of the curvy soft vision she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354693
Never has it been wise to bear the cross alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354697
Seems as though there is little to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354701
Indeed. But besides that I have a good life with her, so I really shouldn't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354700
Being virtuous is rarely wise.
But that's what a master should be: A man of virtue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354709
You know, nothing you have said these last few statements is exclusive to me wanting my kiki to take a leading role in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354715
Well, I never stated that you are wrong. Only that I no longer look upon you with favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354722
I see. Well, weathering the scorn of lesser men is also a master's duty, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354726
>lesser men
There's no need for insults. That should, by all accounts, be beneath you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354728
Appraisal is only to be expected of a master. Regardless, it would be best to part ways here. My lovely girl is quite the bird of prey. And whilst that may benefit me in the bedchambers, I think you would not have so much luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354731
If you think this is an appropriate way to bid someone farewell, you still have much to learn indeed.

Very well, do as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet a classy old lady monstergirl who has put things like romance behind her and bond with her over shared interests or experiences.

I want to startle and fluster her by suggesting I would like our relationship to be more physical.

I want to fill her barren old womb to bursting with my semen and make her feel young again, all while she frets about how improper this is and how I should be with a nice young girl my own age.

I want her to be awkward and anxious, not knowing what to do next as we bask in the afterglow, so she just goes back to treating me the way she did before, like a cool surrogate mom/favorite aunt.

I want to fill her up again from behind while she bakes me cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>Masterposting
You've made the kikis very happy.

Unless it's the kikis roleplaying again, in which case GET BACK TO WORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354745
>A bunch of kikis somehow end up with very neat and tidy masters who enjoy housework
>There's nothing for them to do
>They spend all day posting their fantasies on /hbg/
>And shitposting girls who like subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354745
They better get back to work. If I have to get up, there will be trouble...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354766
>There's nothing for them to do

Isn't that abuse? What kind of douche won't let them do the thing they're best at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354774
I want to make my Kiki give me handjobs, but she can't eat the cum or go any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354777
Now that's just mean. Can she at least clean it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354781
With a tissue, sure. But she better not suck on the used tissues or anything or I will be very disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354784
Why you godda be like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354789
So that when she inevitably does get lewd with the tissues I can force her into all sorts of lewd things and blame her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354791
That seems like a really overcomplicated way to get her to do something she'd do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354792
It's all about the presentation anon, the show, the mentality. You have to make it al seem real and authentic, so when you finally DO make her do the lewd things, her feelings and emotions are magnified a hundredfold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354794
I guess I can see the rationale. Still seems like too much work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354799
I can se why you'd have a Kiki though, you're a lazy bum.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys have fun roleplaying with your Kikis

I'll be over there doing the most obscene, pervert acts imaginable with my Shoggoth

Shoggoth best maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354801
I prefer the term "efficient".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354804
Remove abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354804
The absolute best maids.

[Anonymous No.]

Millions of Wurm-chans, Wurm chans for me. Millions of Wurm-chans, Wurm-chans for free.
LOOK OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354822
The tone of this post irks me. All Wurm-chans are special!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354806
Come on now, no reason to be mean

>>14354813
My brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354804
The absolute worst maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354829
It wasn't a suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354828
I want to dance with millions on Wurm-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354836
Anon that's how planets are destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354836
Millions anon? Really? What happens when the ones who aren't able to see you forget why they're dancing? How do you even know all of them are dancing? That just seems like way too many Wurm-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354804
If I had a Shoggoth maid I'd ask her to prolapse her uterus and use it on me like an onahole, and also make her ovaries extend into a coiled tentacle and insert it into my urethra during the act. Then she would release an egg to drive me over the edge, impregnating her inside my penis and driving her over the edge as the cum washes her ovary-tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354855
That's nice anon, thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354855
The fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354845
"Dancing for love, pass it on"
If those Wurms think they're gonna get some love, they'll dance forever. Give those Wurms some love, Wurms LOVE, love.
Somewhere down the line it might get messed up though, but that's all I got for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354861
That's mean anon, how long do you expect those poor, stupid Wurm-chans to dance before you tell them that they're getting no love? You can't possibly love that many Wurm-chans anon, there's just too many. You'll die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354865
"Oh, my mistake, the love is on another planet, let's move on, now!"
Only Wurms will be left. How it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354869
>mean old anon won't even take responsibility for crushing the hopes of all those Wurm-chans
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354878
Hey, if we can clone Wurm-chan, we can clone me, too.
Millions of Wurm-chans, Wurm-chans for me, millions of Wurm-chans, Wurm-chans for free!
It's all part of the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354887
You're an odd one, aren't you anon?

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>14354523
> the Baphomet can't have been that stupid, could she?
Victor certainly thinks so.

He is welcomed, certainly. Around most humans there's nothing but smiles, but imagine if you were living your idyllic life with your white picket fence home and your Lamia waifu and eight kids, and this guy walks down the street. Would you be happier that he exists? Would you feel safer? Or would you hold your kids closer and tell them to avoid people dressed as paladins? And the really amusing part: if your werecat onee-chan was going into heat, would you be more or less likely to douse yourself in catnip to make sure she doesn't jump a random stranger?

My mage is actually 100% neutral on the topic. Mamono, to him, are just people who eat magic rather than food. He stone cold doesn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354909
I think Wurms are really, really cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354913
People only really fear him the way people fear strange cops. Someone with the power to destroy your future or kill you based solely on their own judgement and suspicions is a terrifying thing.

That's totally different than people you know or elect like a sheriff or PR cops on a good gig like the ones in tourist areas.

But he's basically the eager new boy sent to bust up the gangbangers in the ghetto.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is most likely to watch anime and loudly sing the opening and ending themes, as an adult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354944
Oomukade or Cyclops I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jnNqBHqnA
I can imagine her sat on the couch and happily humming along to the Yamato OP while her husband made them warm drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354957
Titania's are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354913
>neutral character

Hmm, might be interesting to see someone who sees things basically as they are. Due to the subjective view point of your characters its kind of hard to tell what really is happening in the world around them sometimes.
Its also what I love about your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354962
I didn't care for them when the profile first came out and I wrote her off as an Elf in cosplay but they're one of my favourites now.

It's sad to think they have no art.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk into a gamestop
>this girl slaps your ass
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354983
And no stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354987
Tell her to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354987
Blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354987
Ask her to help me escape. There's no way I'd be a gamestop of my own free will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354987
>2015
>implying I'd be in a gamestop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354987
Flick her on the horns, give her a disapproving look, and continue with my day.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14354991
even the Japanese only wrote 9 stories about her

speaking of, Alp caught up to Youko with 63 stories each, and Baphomet actually lost 3.
Also there 104 stories that come with illustrations, so it might be a good idea to skim trough all of them. (pic related)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355051
>even the Japanese only wrote 9 stories about her

That's a shame. Also man Alps are popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355051
>pic related
That one's on pixiv too, there's also a lewd in the set.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be middle aged man
>No job, no money, no house, no friends, no life
>The only thing that keeps me going is the Dragon casino
>Spend all my time there, gambling throughout the day and paying off my debt with my body during the night
>At the pachinko machines, alone as usual
>Until a Wurm sits at the machine next to me
>Push myself to say hi, who knows, she might win big and give me a part for being nice
>She's all exited, it's her first time gambling, her name is Sivia
>Feel nostalgic looking at her, I wish I could go back to my first time
>We both start playing and we both keep losing
>Nothing new to me but I'm worried about her
>She looks completely fine, she's even enjoying herself
>Ask her if she realize how much she lost
>She answers that she doesn't care about the money
>She just wants to see the happy little steel balls go down
>Eventually we both lose everything
>Looks like I will have another exhausting night
>Still had plenty of fun thanks to Sivia's enthusiasm
>Say goodbye to her before taking my leave
>She smiles and waves at me as I head to the dungeon to pay off today's debt
>...
>Change into my slave outfit and await orders from the Dragon who owns the casino
>She comes later than usual and in a suit instead of the usual night dress
>She mocks me for being such a stupid gambling addict while stepping on me, like she does every night
>But there is no follow up this time, instead she heads out and tells me that from today onward I will serve her cousin who just moved in the city
>A few minutes later Sivia comes in
>How can such a gentle and jovial girl be related to that bitchy dragon?
>We stare at each other for a while
>She's confused and doesn't know what to do
>Explain to her that I have to follow every single one of her orders
>She nods and gives me her first command
>"Smile."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355099
Wurm-chans a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oni daughteru will never paint her skin and dress up as a super mutant for Halloween.

why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355103
I want to go to the zoo with a Wurm

I bet we'd have so much fun looking at the monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355099
Cute. I need a wurm in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't lewd the Alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354987
Grab her by the shirt and pull her in for a kiss. That'll teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355123
>alright honey, now put on the armor
>but daaad, I don't want to wear your stupid armor! I wanna dress up as a slutty creeper!
>NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GOING TO DRESS UP AS A MINECRAFT CHARACTER, SLUTTY OR NOT
>dad, your game is stupid and old! last year I went as that zelda chick and nobody recognized me!
>LINK! LINK! HIS NAME IS LINK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355142
>You will never fuck your daughteru as punishment for being disobedient.

why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355142
>raising your daughteru wrong
You're fired, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355152
But anon, that's a reward! Why would you reward her for disobeying? Do you want to raise a bad girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355136
This post is sending mixed messages

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355158
Yes, it's a reward for me, too.
If it keeps up for a few more years, she'll never leave me. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355136
>"Don't lewd the Alices"
>Posts a lewd picture of an Alic
She is cute though, perfect for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355162
>>14355170
Only a madman would see an innocent Alice laying on her bed as lewd, what are you guys talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355184

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355184
That Alice is looking very lewd!

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14355076
didn't actually bother to double-check, but turns out that those housewife Gazer pics also belong to a story

[Anonymous No.]

It must be weird to have a child with an Alice

I bet she would even think that her own daughter is her sister and she would get mad at you for spending less time with her since her little sister moved in

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355215
You can have child with Alice only after she restores her memory in Wonderland though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14352822
>no Zilla Jr.-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355215
They can't get pregnant unless you go to Wonderland and get the special Alice wonderland cake. That's an old KC Q&A.

But fuck going to wonderland for any reason. You will almost certainly wind up stuck there until you go insane, never leave, and a pretty good chance of getting permanently turned into a little boy or getting raped by a fetus slime or alping on top of that. I ain't rolling those dice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355207
Japan sure get a lot of nice sounding stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355240
coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355243
You bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355240
Agreed. I would sooner throw myself at a Ushi-Oni than willingly enter Wonderland.

At least I can keep my masculinity and bits and pieces of my sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ridiculously in love Gazer who wants nothing more than to stare at her husband all day
Would you feel uncomfortable being stared at from every angle at all times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355250
>lonely faggot cat fishing for husbands.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354182
>Wanting to impregnate American Gojira and her size 12 ass
>MFW this level of heresy
>It's so wrong, yet so right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355269
>Staring at me posting in my usual places
>Staring at me as I watch anime
>Staring at me as I play video games and silently judges me for being awful
>Staring at me after she instructs me to jerk off for her amusement
Would take some getting used to but I'm sure I could get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355269
>>14355283
>Watching a movie with your Gazer waifu
>She isn't paying attention at all
>All her eyes are on you
>"I'm feeling uncomfortable could you not stare at me so much?"
>She apologizes and turns her head towards the screen
>Her tentacles are still looking at you

it would take a lot to get used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355269
>>14355283
>>14355289
It would be very comfortable.
So many cute eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cruelly abuse a Gazer until she commits suicide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355304
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355277
You can't stop me Anon.
The fatty's gonna get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355313
I'd only smash it if I could smash her from behind in doggy style and watch that glorious ass bounce with her firing her plasma in orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355357
Just watch out so her tail doesn't smack you in the face

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about big meaty pawjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

I think now is as good a time as any to grab a hookah and enjoy some exotic dancing while reclining on soft pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355405
they seem awkward nice for handholding but awkward for everyday things

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355406
Screw your hookah and your exotic dances

I'm gonna snort Kesaran Pasaran powder and play games with a Titania and her Fairy friends

You're free to join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355405
The warmest and the meatiest
>>14351717

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355405
I love them.

But which monster girl gives the best pawjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355433
Yetis maybe, since they use their handpaws more. Manticores probably use their tailpussies more than their paws, and anubi always make other people do the work. Hellhounds I see just jumping you and not bothering with pawjobs. Cheshires might be pretty good with their paws, since teasing is their thing, and you can do a lot of teasing with paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355442
Wouldn't Anubi have the softest and most pampered paws out of anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355450
Possible, but they probably wouldn't know how to use them. Their technique and enthusiasm would be lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355463
Well, monster girls in MGE have great innate sexual knowledge...
And wouldn't a yeti not know how to use their paws for anything but hugs either, by that logic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355466
If you take idea that all MGE girls have incredible innate sexual knowledge at face value, then the answer to the question "But which monster girl gives the best pawjobs?" is "All of them" because they all have that innate knowledge. And that's a really boring answer. I was trying to make it interesting by taking their profile personalities and applying it to the subject of pawjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355472
Physical characteristics still differ, as does their level of skill. All that means is that none of them would be bad at it, but some would still be better than others.

[Anonymous No.]

leprechaun monstergirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355482
Fucking never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
Granblue Fantasy has too many cute girls, it's almost tempting to play it even if it is a shitty mobile game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
Muh dick. Narumeia the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
>Gyaru succubus

My dick has never known so much want.

[Anonymous No.]

Never mind her fluffy tail, I want to touch those huge ears.

[Anonymous No.]

So...
Someone has drawn a bicorn wearing a bicorne, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355550
>that
>gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355552
>You will never use her ears like tortillas and fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355552
That sure is one fluffy looking roach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355562
Do you... do you fuck tortillas, anon? Dios Mio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355572
No I mean, fold them over your dick like warm tortillas and fuck her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
Ask to take a picture of a human girl and you're called a disgusting creep, and that's the best case scenario

Ask to take a picture of a monster girl and she happily poses for you, and that's the worst case scenario
Best case scenario being she rapes you on the spot for finding her attractive

This is why we need MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355569
>roach
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
>>14355550
>There will never be a story of a Gyaru Succubus being purified into waifu material by some Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355587
Roach-hoge are silly and will be pointed out as such. Regardless of how cute she is otherwise with those massive mofu canyons on her head god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355609
Something about her has to be huge, she's pretty modest everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355466
>wouldn't a yeti not know how to use their paws for anything but hugs either
Tell her she's just hugging another part of you that needs warmed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355691
Would ream that albino Fennec's anus while nuzzling her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355693
Then she'd just squeeze your dick way too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355702
>soft, soft paws firmly squeezing your penis
hnnggg

[Anonymous No.]

What's with this oogly not Elin.

Even best type of Elin has big ole ears along with everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Claiming last image for peace, love and rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355712
http://i.imgur.com/0JlCMIG.jpg
An Elin is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355693
>>14355707
>MFW Manticore learning how to give pawjobs and blowjobs
>MFW Yeti cheering her on, she's swishing her tail back and forth agitated
>MFW soft as fuck pawpads on your dick as her slimy and somewhat rough tongue plays with your cock
>MFW she's complaining about a throbbing down below while her tail isn't salivating
>MFW Yeti using CQC cuddling to make your waifu ready for receiving cubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355724
Pawpads are nice, but wouldn't the fur kind of ruin it?

[Anonymous No.]

Last image belongs to...Arachnotaur! Bringer of fancy spider dances, beautiful flooring, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

REJOICE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355715
Hah, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355734
Fine. I'm taking Moth-chan with me and we're going to space. Gooey tentacle-creatures know how to appreciate Power Metal Ballads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355734
All hail Arachnotaur!

[Anonymous No.]

Pudgy Alice Imotou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355734
Can anyone remember the last time they were actually afraid of an Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355761
I've never been afraid of them. Cow-spiders have always looked fluffy and lovely to me.

[Anonymous No.]

You're captain of a star ship. You must bring a bunch of refugees from a doomed Monster Girl planet to Earth.
Who do you bring to enrich Earth's culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355761
I doubt anyone here actually fishes in the sea of japan, so probably never. Too busy making idle chat over chocolate milk and how strawberry needs to step its game up.

>>14355767
Now space ushis while fishing asteroids for minerals, THAT'S scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Echinda, Echinda, and Echinda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
A few of each of the non-shitty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Anubi. IN SPACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355778
So all the cosplay tier ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Everyone. Then I cuddle with my newly appointed Kobold cabin girl as I watch the world burn from orbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355775
I did not understand that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
All of the shitty ones no one likes to keep the other guy in balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355553
http://i.imgur.com/qh3QGbQ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355761
We're all talking nicely about Ushi-Onis

But once 2017 happens and we see them face to face, people will know true fear

>>14355767
A few powerful MGs and a whole ton of Echidnas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Ropers, matangos, dark matters, devil bugs, alps, humpty eggs, parasite slimes and mosquitoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355794
Niiice, good work drawfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355794
http://i.imgur.com/JjoNe4j.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>Spend morning cleaning.
>Getting assraped by allergies right now.

A kiki,a kiki.
A reasonable amount of headpats and money for a kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355781
Just all the ones that don't suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355794
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355810
You don't pay them money, you pay them in forbidden trysts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
JInkos, Onis, ogres, kobolds, werecats
They are all encouraged to lift in the ship's gym during transit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Ushi-Onis, Hellhounds, Onis, Ogres, Vampires, Lilims, Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355821
Forbidden implies theres someone else in my home.
She's going to get head pats and snacks.

I could even set her up with a room in the up stairs for her to live in, although my best buddy and his girl friend would probably be weirded out by the help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355786
Folklore Ushi bullied coastlines. What worked near the coast? Fishermen. What would you possibly fish in space? Asteroids with giant magnets obviously.

Gotta keep that thinking simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Collude with Liches to get everyone into a Pandemonium-like pocket dimension and then seal it into a crystal.
Take them all with me.
Except Matango and any furries we can't force feed a potion to turn them into respectable girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355831
Planning on making the world greet their new monstergirl masters? Fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355837
I'm sorry. My knowledge of Japanese folklore begins and ends at a little man with an eye in his anus chasing naughty children around the countryside arse-first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355833
A master doesn't cavort with his servants, anon. That's what makes it forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355850
Hey, she's a part of the household now.
Anyone that gets headpats is family to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno what kinda story to write guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355858
Welcome to my world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355858
Write a story about Fattening Harpies for Thanksgiving to prank them into thinking they're dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355858
A mindflayer in an ERT comforts a man suffering from excruciating pain after a car accident.

Mind you, even if you do it, that won't stop me from trying it out myself after I'm done with my larger project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355858
Just channel your inner Michael Bay then start hitting the random button on every relevant site you can and figure out how to tie all of the provided information together.

Worst case scenario you get Ox crabs bullying fishermen, guys with an eye in their ass, or a goddess that vomits up perfectly good food but in doing so triggers another god into killing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355864
>For Thanksgiving

Why do you think I would only limit it to one holiday?

Although The end of October through Christmas would do it on it's own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355878
Took me a second to realize you were making fun of nipponese folktales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355886
The elevens were/are just a tad silly.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/2eJuWFc.png

Silly Living Doll, you're not a Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355903
I want to dress a Living Doll up as the Biggoose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355903
She can be whatever she wants
Telling her otherwise is bullying
Please, no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355864
In the end the harpies are given out to nice human boys to love and cuddle for thanksgiving right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355903
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355918
>http://i.imgur.com/2eJuWFc.png
Tall duck is best tuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355921
No, they are sexed up by their husbands/boyfriends until they're thinned out a bit. maybe keeping some holiday chunkiness.
This is then repeated every year because she forgets it each year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355903
>yfw she can take her head off and put it onto other dolls
>They put it onto a Mobile Doll
>Living Doll is now a mobile suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355921
Yes, all of them except for the one who gets stuck with that maus dungeon guy.
She gets loved, cuddled, and the opportunity to get fit as hell or stuck with the other mice who see a brisk walk as a chore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355935
I do not put Maus in dungeon! I put her in a big cage! With soft lining, and a water tank that she can even ask for what drink she wants! I even added a little swimming pool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355921
I'd like to think they're given to human boys and it's all planned before time, but each one thinks their human boy saved them from being eaten

Loving fat harpy girls who feel indebted to you for saving their life are the cutest and give the warmest and softest cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355957
And now I have the image of a pudgy maus relaxing in a hot tub as she wears a tiny bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

http://nerdbaynensfw.tumblr.com/post/133209123495/tomoko-as-a-frog-girl-monster-request

Not the biggest Tomoko fan but more Mucus Toad is always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355976
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355935
>maus
I want you to die more than the horse pussy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355976
>/monster/ request
Put it in the bin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355992
Come on anon.
Just calm down and have a nice, cool glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355972
and she has cheese at the ready!
Not a dungeon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355976
>the name of the guy that commissioned that Polt picture is Lulzmaker
Yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355995
>it's from [insert place here], so it's stupid
What a charming attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355864
I'm afraid fisting smut is a little beyond my grasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356000
Anon, I don't think that mouse is going to want to leave, not that she'll be able to after all the stuff you've given her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355995
Bromont hater is that you?
>>14356003
Takes a special kind of person to have a name like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356010
I SAID PRANK
NOT ACTUALLY DOING IT YOU SICK FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356013
That's the point! I want her to stay so we make meece daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355998
Nah, I'm sick of anons complaining about repetitive shit in the threads but letting this one mediocre old writefag push his shitty meme in every single thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356021
J-J-J-JAM IT IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356025
But what if you want to take her out somewhere?
A maus that wide is going to turn some heads, not to mention you'll need to buy her some new clothes because chances are her old ones won't fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356034
I want a catgirl wife that's wider to bully the wide Maus and the Mausanon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356045
Please do not let the fat cat bully the mouse, it's mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356034
Sadly meeces are banned from restaurants because of racism and claims of diseases!
It's fine, her diet in 85% cheese anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356047
I will! And afterwards I'll pet her head, give her bellyrubs, and take her out to red lobster to let her have delicious fish and lobster as a reward! And those chedder biscuits too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355734
What would one have to do to get several gallons of holy chocolate milk from the church of arachnotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355864
Is it okay if I make it just one? I have a stupid idea for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep all my meece daughterus in chastity belts! I want to tease and bully them by walking around naked and jacking off in front of them while they're powerless to relieve themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355767
Ground Control to Major Tom
http://i.imgur.com/uthrVlP.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356060
Go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356049
Could always get take out or go into the undercity. They don't discriminate down there.

>>14356054
The real question is if she's bottom heavy or center heavy.
Meeses are going to be bottom heavy girls but the werecat could be anything.

>>14356060
Go for it.
Don't attach a name to it if you are afraid of blowback.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouseposters are complete cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356078

No, those are crab posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356074
The werecat is everything-heavy, but probably more center heavy if you had to compare. Ready to engage with the bullying of meese everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356078
Eh, they're more of a plague, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356078
Maybe let up a little there chief, they aren;t that bad. It's better than dead threads. Besides, a bunch of our writefags are mausposters, I don't want them to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356078
This, so much

[Anonymous No.]

Mouseposters are complete chemo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356078
This. Its just a couple of anons samefagging their retarded forced "lol maus!"meme over and over every thread. I'm genuinely surprised more anons don't tell them to fuck off, because they shit on the other forced garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356085
Better to pin them down and nibble their ears I guess.
All the better for you to hike down both their panties and go at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356074
>Afraid of blowback
Why would I be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356089
>bunch of our writefags are mausposters,
Nyanon and Alp.
Oh no, what a big fucking loss. A shitty writer who practically spams stories and a mediocre guy most known for fucking up two CYOAs in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356103
Never know.
I imagine that it would be fine if done as parody for the entire time but you never know.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/Rxi1cc3
I want to bully a Paladin until she starts making faces like this and then dick her silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356089
Posting anything over and over gets old fast. These morons have been doing it for a very long time, it isn't surprising people are getting fed up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356105
I'm pretty sure there are more than that. Quicksilver is probably one, he's written about mice before. I just don't understand why you hate mausfags more than alpfags or wurmfags or paladinfags or anybody else who posts here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356121
I'm with you on this, it only stands out because they're calling them maus rather than mouse girls. I guarantee you if the posts were about teasing Kitsune or sniffing their tails then none of these grumpy faggots would give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356121
I don't hate them more.
I hate them as much, it's just that they seem to be the only ones to escape any negativity for it.
And Quicksilver is generally just a loli greentext generator anyway. He's better than Nyanon or Alp at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356125
If you don't think I'd do this to a foxy lady then you are sorely mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356121
Beelzebub x Paladin OTP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354598
>>14354583
fuck that it's the red bull of MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356125
That's bullshit and you know it. People who push dumb shit on here get told to fuck off, like the horse pussy guy or that stupid "lol tiny dick" guy.
The "teehee maus!" Thing is on the same level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356121
Shit man, you can't get away with anything here. You anons know everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354639
>annual Masters' Conference
>it's a sea of kikis and their masters
>handwritten sign on the door
>no shoggoths allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356138
>"lol tiny dick" guy
Who's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356134
Does she like to clean Paladin-kuns armor with her tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356136
Alp juice gives you wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356151
And tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356125
>it only stands out because they're calling them maus rather than mouse girls.
This is probably right. It doesn't excuse 'maus' from being a retarded term, but you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356149
>Paladin-kun
>kun
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356153
So does that mean you should or shouldn't drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356144
Control + F "tiny dick"

This has been going on for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14354583
>Alpple juice

Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356160
Well anon, that depends. Do you want dicks inside of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355858
I do, but I'm stuck and generally can't think of a way to make it interesting outside of the premise.
So I'm reading some of our better writefag's stuff instead.
It isn't helping because they're so much better and it just makes me feel bad about my own material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356143
I can get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356149
Yandere monmusu imprisoning and raping a paladin when? She could be delusional and think he's just being tsun when he says he hates her and tries to bite her tongue every time she kisses him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356109
I'm pretty sure a vast majority of the people in here won't care unless I stoop down to memetic posting on maus shit levels.

>>14356089
I'm not a maus poster because mice are for plebeians. Everybody knows The Horned Rat's sabbath is infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356167
Pls read actual authors, although it'll make you feel even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356151
>>14356153
and a spadetail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356181
You mean a masturbation aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356175
>you will never be a Squire sent to Zipangu on a missionary assignment
>you will never catch the attention of an obsessive and curious Kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356166
Well I mean, I've never tried it before...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356179
I do. Terry Pratchett and Iain Banks are amazing.
The reason the more skilled writefags like Captain, Lanternon and Peny make me feel bad is because they aren't pros and yet still make great settings and interesting stories. It's silly to think you could hold a candle to the guys paid for writing, but seeing yourself suck at an amateur level feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
I see vulva
That girl aint wearing undies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356198
she's probably not wearing a bra either

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a kobold that's more stacked than a hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356196
http://i.imgur.com/5QvPME3.png

I just find it easier to stop caring what other people think of your writing when compared to others like Bob, ELH, etc.

No writer should aspire to be the exact copy of the other person, unless you're a shitlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14355515
That's just the right amount of stack in a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356193
>>you will never be a Squire sent to Zipangu on a missionary assignment
>>you will never catch the attention of an obsessive and curious Kunoichi

She will never then do missionary with you. In the dark. Because its more fun for her when she can launch 'surprise attacks' at the naked and defenseless gaijin and make him tremble at the power of Zipangunese sexual positions that can cut clean through boring western ones because they have been practiced over 1000 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356212
I dunno.
She could use a little more in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356143
das racis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356194
Then drink the juice, you're going to Alp anyway.

For fuck's sake Captcha-chan, stop making me choose street signs that I know for a fact are from the city I live in. It's real creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356198
>>14356206
>You will never be forced to take Gyaru Succubutt's picture
>Ride before she drags you onto the nearest train and rides you ragged in front of all the bystanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356213
O-Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356235
As long as she's a pure gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356235
Would the Succubus version of a gyaru be one dressed up all conservative and mostly covered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356247
>pure gyaru
A shiiit! I want my succugyarus to drip cum out of their nopan leopard print miniskirts all over the subway car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356247
>Demolish Gyaru Succubutt's pussy over the course of a night
>She tells you that it'll be $12,000 for trying to knock her up
>Disappears for a few days
>Knock on your door
>She's not wearing the fake tan or hair dye anymore, showing off her pink hair and light skin
>She's holding up a box, telling you to give it to her and open it
>It's a wedding ring, her spadetail goes ballistic when you ask her to marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356247
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356213
If those Zipangunese positions are like Japanese swords they'll do fuck all against western dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356252
Office lady Succubi are the best. I want to hold hands with one on an aquarium date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356256
I believe it's a kind of Indian spice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356256
Its like a slutty virgin.
Its something magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356256
Dressed slutty but actually a good girl I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356252
>Conservative Succubus
>Nun Succubus
>COME INTO ME, ANON. I CAN HEAR OUR FAIR LADY'S VOICE TELLING ME THAT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CONCEIVE YOUR CHILD.
>You will never give her three daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356256
Think something similar to that Jun hmanga with the delinquent girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356266
I want to comfort a conservative Succubutt that's being bullied for being too shy to give blowjobs to her classmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356263
So a virgin slut, basically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356255
This is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356270
That's exactly what I wast thinking of when I typed that, at least I think it is. Can't find the doujin but its the one where the teacher fucks her and she stops being a delinquent right, also had a follow up chapter with them on the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356281
I got you: http://exhentai.org/s/59ea04d81f/364466-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356281
>>14356284
http://exhentai.org/s/cbb907f233/471542-221

Tougou is WOULD SMASH LIKE A SEMI tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356285
>that fat ass and titties
Lucky motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356284
>>14356285
There it is
>listed as a manga
That's why I couldn't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356288
Gyaru Komodo when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356288
That's how plump you need to make a Thanksgiving Harpy.

Big enough to hotdog vigorously and plump enough to snuggle in the Autumn and winter cold as you pump her full of chicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356295
What about a Thanksgiving Jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

Some might call it blasphemy, but I've always preferred light skinned gyarus
http://exhentai.org/g/865970/4514de2d61/

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never give a monstergirl a wake-up dicking
http://exhentai.org/g/438758/029281bf68/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356284
>>14356285
I would kill to have one of my favorite monster girls to have that body type, god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356303
So that's how Jubjubs came to be. Of course such large breasts and thighs, and such an absurdly overactive sex drive would not occur naturally on a bird species. This is the result of selective breeding by the poultry industry.
#freethejubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356323
No anon, don't free the jubs. They'll stay tied up for their selective fattening in my basement, where they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356318
I prefer if she wakes up me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356313
Me too, particularly that dangit ronpaul girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356324
Please don't torment the chubjubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356284
http://i.imgur.com/Q8QGdLr.jpg
I am going to masturbate to this and I won't fucking stop until I'm cumming dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356336
Don't be silly anon, the only torture they have to endure is the occasional orgasm denial when I'm in the mood. Other than that, they have plush comfy beds, big flatscreen TVs for shows or porn, and all the food and milk they could possibly want and more, all within reach so I never need to untie them! Except for the once-weekly quick bit exercise I make them do to make sure they don't get sick or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356340
You have some weird fuckin' fetishes, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356334
Junko is a semen demon through and through anon.
Shame you'll never get a chance to give her the despair she craves by turning her into your own personal cumdumpster.
Or worse, your girlfriend. Imagine how much despair it would bring her to be forced to be all lovey dovey with you and be unable to continue her evil plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356347
>not getting hard as diamonds to Ainsley
a roight shame u r, luv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356303
That was actually my first idea for a Thanksgiving Harpy tbqh family

[Anonymous No.]

I want to orgasm deny a bound Anubis by switching between fucking her vag and anus. I'd fuck her several times per day but she'd get increasingly blue ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356360
Do it. Jubjubs are olev and need more threadworthy stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356369
Are you trying to make her snap so she'll pin you down and ride you until you've impregnated her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356380
No, I will insert a funnel into her vagina and proceed to masturbate copiously into it so that her cervix gets flooded with my cum without giving her the sweet release she needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356344
How soft are you going?
Thanksgiving is a pretty big holiday

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, my Kiki has been acting weird, I mentioned I met her mother and invited her over for dinner and now she's having a nervous breakdown. On the up side everything is ridiculously spotless.

Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356398
As close to haram as I can get without crossing the line into hambeast territory. The second their waists start to get wider than their hips is when I'll make them work out enough to get back to a more desirable state. I want to get lost in a pile of beautifully squishy Thanksgiving Jubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356416
Is her mother one of those who sexually exploited/'trained' her daughter as part of her maid training? You might want to be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356419
>their waists start to get wider than their hips
But anon, that's already obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356423
I have no clue, I just met her at the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356425
I don't know the correct measurements for this kind of thing. I can't really explain it without a visual aid and I haven't found any pictures that are close enough to what I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356425
My Thanksgiving Jubjub is like that. She may be really soft but she's cute and loveable! She gives the best cheek rubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356427
Ok, well, does she have an aversion to bondage or latex perhaps? Maybe she gets all tense and cleans faster whenever something like that comes up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356438
I dunno, she doesn't like when I help clean though, and she hates it when I cook dinner.

She almost threw a hissy fit when she found out I was folding the laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356464
That's just normal Kiki stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356487
Oh, she seemed really frantic when I tried to help her clean too after I told her. Yelled at me that she need to do it "So she wouldn't know."

Did I do something wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356487
I want my parents to put me in an arranged marriage with a Kikimora, not knowing I'm secretly a sub who just wants to serve a nice dominant mistress and spoil her!

I then want to do all the chores so the Kikimora can't do them as a form of silent rebellion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356491
I don't know anon, did you ever, you know... have a deep meaningful conversation with her? Like a normal person would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356494
What are you going to do when she finally snaps? What is she going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356495
The last time I tried she said "Mastah is silly, he should be relaxing and letting his maid do all the work!" She had a scary smile so I kind of dropped it.

Letting her do all the work seems wrong though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356494
Remember that guy who wants to get dommed by a fujo cyclops? I want that but with a Kiki. I'd do all the housework and get punished by her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356497
I don't know what she'll do, but personally I'll be waiting by the window, hoping a nice dominant dragon kidnaps me and takes me away to be her cute little servant and boytoy.

And naturally I'd have cleaned the window too. All the windows so the Kiki can't and when the Dragon of my dreams burst in she'll marvel at how clean I had the windows.

[Anonymous No.]

How to I get this dragon bully to respect me! Do I have to fight her!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356500
For fucks sake anon, talk to her. She could be struggling with something really painful! I'm sure she feels really alone without any outlet for whatever feeling's she's having. Don't you even care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356512
I can't her mother is here now, I'll check back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356516
I expect a full report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356510
You have to knock her to the floor and plunge your sword into her. And by sword I mean penis.

Disclaimer, may result in a clingy dragon and demands that you do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum so much I bathe my pregnant Jubjub waifu's egg in my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

How would egg pregnancies work with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356529
Well, in my headcanon, the egg develops inside the mother for a number of months, so it's much like a normal human pregnancy but with an egg. Then, once the egg is laid, it takes a few more months to hatch, and then the daughteru comes out more advanced than a human infant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356542
Wurm egg shells would be strongest in the world but mother would still be so gentle with it.

[Anonymous No.]

So any of you guys born to be a scout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356555
I'm an Eagle Scout so I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

K I K I M O R A R
I K I M O R A R O
K I M O R A R O M
I M O R A R O M I
M O R A R O M I K
O R A R O M I K I
R A R O M I K I K
A R O M I K I K

Have you done your duty and ruffled a Kikimora's hair today?

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/lpFwtEB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1ZOow9M.jpg

I want to give a Succubus more than she bargied for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356576
Even Succubutts don't deserve such cruelty.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/WtWgUVk6cJw

What is you're no-waifu anthem, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356580
It's just a bit of rough play, nothing a little mamono mana won't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356584
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBbOHohwR8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356584
>No autistic Gazer making a video about her boomboom-king accompanied by her shitty frag vid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356555
We got em, we got em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356580
>http://imgur.com/UJO2sIy.jpg
>"I hope I didn't rape that poor hero too hard, I got a bit carried away again..."
>"...I should go see him sometime later, and apologize."

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/zsneWnhk

Holy shit I am so sorry for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356616
>No awkward succubus to rape you during the full moon and then apologize the next morning hoping you don't hate her.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356662
You...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356662
That was lovely.
Also, congrats for writing the first Jub-Jub smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356676
Stuff the turkey. Don't ask questions just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356662
The main character sounds like a gigantic fuckin creep. His dirty talk still gave me a boner. I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356662
Guy, do you like, proofread at all? It seems like you were really rushing it. This reads exactly like a quick greentext to me, which is a little weird considering it's framed as prose.

As for the actual content, It was pretty nice. Jubjubs are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356695
That's because I did rush it, hence the apology. That and I wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356698
What? I know you wrote it, that's why I have feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356662
Apology accepted and thanks for the jubjub smut. Rose was adorable and sexy.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>14356196
There is absolutely nothing I do that you have any reason to compare yourself and feel bad about. If my stories are interesting, it's just because of the amount of time I spend daydreaming.

Create a backstory for a person. Think of reasonable personality traits that might arise from that backstory. Apply monstergirl traits as needed. Boom, you have half of my storytelling process right there. The rest of it is sticking ten-fifteen of those people in a world and seeing how they interact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356701
No I meant... nah. Fuck it.

Next one I'll proofread when I'm not on speed/12 hours of sleep/restlessness/shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356716
It's all good, friendo. Now go get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356721
Well I dunno how to edit by myself anyway so.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brutally bully a Gazer by making her wear a fursuit and posting pictures of her online for all her internet friends to see!

[Anonymous No.]

Bicorn wearing a bicorn who will buy corn while holding a bike horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356752
Too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356752
You're evil.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a naive and innocent young college boy who gets cuddle-raped by the gentle and classy older monster lady who runs the summer work program, who then breaks down in tears apologizing once it's over.

I want to insist she take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356721
If you have any specific requests I'll try my best once I get Jerry to fuck my shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356822
That's what I want too! Though I'd like older monster girl to be more tough, like a delinquent! But deep inside she has a heart of gold, even if she hates showing it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356849
>Always trying to look tough in front of her posse
>Bigger than normal, extremely loud, has perpetual bad attitude
>Constantly harasses you

>Corners you after work in a locker room

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356757
>>14356759
>>14356752

>She tries picking up the pieces later
>"Haha did you see those pics of me in the furry outfit or whatever? haha"
>Roughly 8 minutes later they respond "Yeah."
>"KEK, it was just this guy I know messing with me."
>*PRO-GAZER IS TYPING A MESSAGE*
>"I'm not a furry lol"
>The person goes offline
>(YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY THIS USER)

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape an arachne's spinneret and make her webbing smell like my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356822
>Older yeti whose fur is just starting to gray
>Shaky paws as she always tries to hold your hand or wrap her paw around you
>She just wants to casually hug her students but the college told her to control her urges or she's fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356822
>Be naive college boy
>Get cuddle-fucked by the 'gorilla BBA' Hellhound
>Demand that she take responsibility after sex
>Silence
>Tell her you're going to give her as many pups as she wants, and that you'll find a job after school and give her a house with a white picket fence
>More silence
>Tell her that no matter what, even when you're old and grey that you'll gladly have sex with her since she stole your heart
>THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
>Her tail's going apeshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356867
Yes, that! She'd be like a Dragon, or a Jabberwock, or a Werewolf, or something! With the long coat, shades, unkempt hair, smoking cigarettes, all that! I want to stay by her side! I don't care if she has to ignore me in front of her friends, or make fun of me to keep up her image, or even smack me around a few times. I don't mind doing any of that for her, because I love her with all my heart, and I know she loves me back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356822
That's sort of what I want too, except I would be roomates with my older holst sister who was having troubles back home. She said she'd only be staying for a few days, but after some snuggling-fucking on the couch, she decides to move in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356925
What if she doesn't love you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356910
This is discrimination and I won't stand for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356930
Of course she does, don't be silly Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356944
She's just using for for an easy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356917
Big girls a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be taken advantage of, and subsequently married to a Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356951
No, I know she really loves me. She wouldn't leave me abandoned in an ally, crying and alone. I know she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356974
She would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356980
No, I believe in her, she won't. I'll even sit on this convenient stump here in the ally, she won't abandon me I know it. I'll have my happy marriage like >>14356972, I know I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356959
>>14356972
>Be continually raped by Red Dragon MG
>She's no smaller than 8' with a temper that's hot enough to singe your eyebrows just with a glare
>One day, going through your mid-day fuck, ask her why she hasn't just moved on to another guy
>She gets visibly flustered, telling you that you should feel honored that you get to sample some first-class dragon pussy
>Her fire breath burns your clothes, leaving you nude for the rest of the day
>Red Dragon-chan leaves you alone for a while
>Get the nickname of 'Anon the Rod' due to your raging hard-on when Red Dragon blueballed you
>Nearly get raped by a pack of dwarf girls after you refuse to tell them where RD's nest is
>She shows up and burns them with enough fire that their prized vaginal bushes get permanently removed
>Ask her why she came back, she blushes softly and throws you replacement clothes from the ones she lit on fire
>There's a heavy thud when the pile lands
>Rifle through it, it's an oversized heart locket
>She tells you to stop staring at the gaudy thing and open it
>There's a small mirror inside and right next to it are the words 'My greatest treasure'
>Your honeymoon lasts two weeks, both of you only leave the room in order to get food or drink but spend the rest of the time making children
>Her mom ara ara's when she sees you coming downstairs for orange juice, looking sunburnt in November
>Asks your waifu's dad if he remembers the blissful days of being a newlywed, suggestively putting a claw on his groin
>TFW you will never a Red Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a waifu who's larger than you and powerful enough that she could do whatever she wanted and you'd be physically unable to stop her
>She starts treating you like a slave in front of her friends to make herself look cool
>Just stare at her
>She repeats her demands
>Stare harder
>She stares back for a couple seconds, then awkwardly breaks eye contact, gets a little fidgety and squeaks out an apology

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356985
Anon, please get help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356995
I don't need help, I'm loyal and being loyal is an important part of any relationship. I'm going to wait for her, not bug her, or abandon her, or anything rude to her. I love her and I know she loves me. There's no one else in life I need besides her, I know it for a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356988
hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357007
She'll just keep on hurting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357015
She's not hurting me, she just has her own personal life. I'm not selfish enough to demand everything from her, that'd be needy and rude. It's a relationship Anon, it's not all about me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm moving to MGC next week and I'm worried about how all the mamonomana in the air will interact with my medical condition.

See, whenever I experience physical arousal and emotional contentment at the same time small pink heart shapes form over my pupils. It doesn't hurt or anything, but it distorts my vision in a weird way and makes me kind of clumsy.

Do you guys think I'll be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357007
I think you should just ask a single Amazon for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357032
>roleplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357035
Still waiting for AbandonedChevy and Harblador to deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357032
Go directly to the nearest police station and ask there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357020
Dump her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357035
>>14357050
Please, I know she's a good girl deep down, you guys just don't know her personally and think the worst. Besides, even if I did see an Amazon, that'd just make the Dragon angry, and I don't like making anyone angry, and it'd all be my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357040
>You will never make every single monster girl police officer your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357055
>Besides, even if I did see an Amazon, that'd just make the Dragon angry
If an Amazon knew that she's treating you like shit as she's doing she would be angry too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357032
get out with this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357066
Would they fight? What would the fight between a delinquent Dragon and Amazon be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357082
Really cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357092
But who would win? I mean, an Amazon is strong, but a Dragon is a fucking Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357133
I assume the Amazon would also have her village backing her up, while Dragons are generally loners, going off of profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357057
>Have a harem of every single monster girl cop in Monster Girl City
>Which of course means you're married to every single officer in the city
>When one gets jealous about you paying attention to one of your wives more than them, you start getting parking tickets everywhere, even your driveway
>Get arrested daily just so that they can fuck you in the interrogation room
>Some guy called you a faggot in traffic once
>SWAT kicked in his door and arrested him for all the cocaine they plan- found

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357139
I'd love this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357139
It might be difficult at times, but I would love to live that life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357139
Stuff like this is why the city is such a crime-infested hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357139
Parking tickets are fucking expensive, especially when you're getting them consecutively.

Better hope they waive the fees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357149
Oh of course they would anon, it's just to get your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357149
Waive the fees or hope to find an ara-ara milfy Judge who'd throw the tickets out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357133
Someone here hasn't hunted Rathians before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357164
>You will never spend an afternoon having a drink with the anon who has a harem of every single lawyer and judge in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357154
That's good. It's hard enough on the finances supporting them all. It would be shame if I started going deep into debt from their shenanigans.

Then again, I would rather not be in a situation with such a harem, but I'm just going with what I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357139
>Alright, the safe word is 'police brutality!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357178
>News gets a hold of one of your sex tapes
>Doesn't realize it's a sex tape because human media
>You're shouting police brutality while a partially uniformed Raiju is alternating between tazing you and herself while riding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357178
>One of your cop wives will never show you a male officer uniform that perfectly fits you.
>She will never propose a role reversal night where all of your wives dress up like criminals and you "arrest" them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357190
>tazing herself

relevant to my interests

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357195
Oh god my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357195
distilled autism

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would best fit to be on a Mousepad like this?

https://vine.co/v/eLieAOHEzvu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14353868
Good to see your back.

Now he's being hunted by a hellhound. It's getting interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKING GAZER TO THE ART MUSEUM FOR A DEITOU WHEN SHE GETS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE HER EYE-STALKS GET WAY TO CLOSE TO ONE OF THE ONE-OF-A-KIND PIECES!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357193
>They make you put on a cop uniform for role reversal
>After the sex they arrest you for impersonating an officer
>"This is entrapment, you know."
>"Oh we'll entrap you alright."
>They all chug fertility potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357225
Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357225
a holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357225
Troll, Wight, Cheshire, Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357236
That must be one fat cat Chesire

I'll accept her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357229
>hunted by a hellhound
I'm hoping he gets a good end with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357233
They're all intent on making the poor guy's life a living hell, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357233
>After having your balls drained and wake up the next morning absolutely exhausted your wives tenderly take care of you sporting obvious baby bumps

[Anonymous No.]

I want to jizz in front of a succubus and have her snort my semen like cocaine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357255
>the next morning
>sporting obvious baby bumps
I'm not a doctor but I don't think pregnancy works that fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357262
Demonic Energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357225
Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

I need more Jub-Jub smut in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357268
You. Me. High-five. Right the fuck now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357281

That ass doesn't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons.
You're going to take a monster girl to a concert.
What girl and what band?

For me it would be a holst to a Guster concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357268
You are a man of fine taste, scyllass is forgotten all too often when discussing monster butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357292
Scylla's a killa
Kraken is lacken

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357300
The kraken is just front-loaded, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357294
>You're going to take a monster girl to a concert.
You can't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357311
Fine.
Your monster girl is taking you to a concert.
Where do you end up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357311

the monster girl in question is the daughter of a mob boss. if you refuse then they'll kill you. Same goes for if anything happens to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357316
>killing him.
>Not making him the mob's private cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357316
Why me? She could get any boy she wants, so why do I have to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357326
Because she's tiny and you're the only boy with a small enough penis not to hurt her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357329
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357294
Grimeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357316
But she's an Alp, what if I don't want to date an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357340
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357342

She'll make you an off you can't refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357316
>The Undead Mob
>The Dragon Mob
>The Aquamob

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/uPiE1DX.png
Would you an Epona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357316
>You'll never be kidnapped and raped by a monstergirl mob princess.
>She'll never wake up next to you and light up with the happiest smile you've ever seen.
>She'll never make you get dressed and then take you all the way to her mother's house and interrupt a mob meeting shouting "Mama! Mama! I did it!"
>Her mother will never halt the meeting and hug her baby girl while telling her how proud she is.
>She'll never pull you into the hug and welcome you to the family.
>You'll never be married to the mob princess within the week.
>You'll never get sent to a private home with her as a wedding gift from her mother.
>You'll never live your life comfortably with a loving Italian accented waifu who cuddles up to you every night with a big smile on her face.
fucking damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357345
What kind of offer? Is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357348
>Aquamob

Who runs an extortion racket under the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357350
>Sneak up behind horse waifu
>Try to surprise her
>She spooks
>There's now a crater and bone splinters where your chest used to be
One of the few downsides of horse waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357350
Not really capable of much after having my skull caved in.
So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357357
>>14357360
>not having maxed out hearts
>not having a Fairy equipped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357355
They come out of nowhere, jump onto your boat, enslave your crew, steal your boat, and loot your cargo.

After that, they dump the cargo onto a storage island of some sort and put all of the newly captured "Associates" to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357368
Jokes on them.
I HAVE NO CARGO AND CREW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14356662
Yeah, that definitely needed some proof proofreading.

Otherwise it was enjoyable. Always good to see nice, simple, meaty and baby hungry Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357371
>They force you to work in their sweatshop and resale your boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357365
>being a tunic-wearing adventurer
Nigga, I'm just an average Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

Curse you JAWF for forever putting a black-mark on the idea of Monster Girl Mobsters...

[Anonymous No.]

gentlemen!
how do I hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357384
>Implying I have a boat and haven't been sailing the sea on a bunch boards tied together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357388
explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357388
Good, because the writing and NTR Dragon were awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357389
Run into monstergirl territory with nothing but a sword, a shield, an undying will to make friends with everyone and a strong desire for peace!.
Pants are optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357389
You can't an hero in MGE, a will-o-wisp will be waiting to collect your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357391
>They force you to work in their sweatshop and resale your boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357394
>Shonen hero.
Ah the endangered species of hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357401
>Implying I'm not suffering from Scurvy and other nasty diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357408
>They give you a lemon and send you back you work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357408
At least you still have a beautiful smile thanks to mamano energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357418
I demand an orange

>>14357420
>Paying for momanobama

It's rigged I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357394
What if I want to be the strongest fighter in all the land?

>>14357425
Slaves don't get a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357407
really?
I thought the endangered species are the 90's hyper violent jerk heroes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357430
Guess I have to mutiny then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357430
Go across the world and train at every Dojo you find.
Warning: This may lead to a harem of /fit/ martial artist and warrior monstergirls who are also the daughters of your teachers. But on the plus side, you'll be /fit/ enough to fuck all of them pregnant and survive.

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1450816

Would you help cheer up your depressed plump CC slime teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357430
so you plan to become the "karateman" of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357441
Yeah, I'd give her some protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357407
shonen heros are not endangered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357449
Atta boy

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1649959

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357441
Ho boy, would I? I'd give her a hug and promise to be her friend, or more if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357440
>In a battle you don't think you'll be able to win
>Suddenly, a horde of monstergirls you trained with or under rush in to save you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357444
>karateman
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357464
its a anime/video game standard
A guy (weather he is the main hero or not who travels around trying to be the best fighter. while the outer goal can be different the base is the same.

Think of ryu from street fighter or baki from grappler baki and there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14357294
Dwarf. We're going to see The Beards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

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>>14357480
>grappler baki
Man i would pay good money to see a lilim break yujiro

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>>14357480
>grappler baki
I remember trying to read it once but art physically hurt my eyes