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This young lady is smiling at you!
My hemorrhoids are killing me. Do you think Yukari would perform analingus on someone she's in a committed relationship with?
Can't be me. I don't make people smile.
>>14326914Think with portals, dude.She's already in there.
>>14326930It's not like I do it on purpose. I'm not cute or anything, why would anyone smile at me.
>>14326909Yuukarin a smiling cute!
Mistress smile is cuter!
>>14326946to make you happy
>>14326909Die monster, you don't belong in this world
>>14326909I want to do lewd thing with Yukari
>>14327387I want to watch anon do lewd things to yukari!
>>14327387I want to give Yukari nice clothes!
>>14327387>Forced blond.>Forced hotness.>Forced humanoid abomination.>Forced 'omnipotence'.The most forced 2hu.
>>14326909Combined with those eyes, that's an extremely suspicious smile she has. She wants something.
>>14326942Well, I heard hagass is a delicacy.
>>14327342I never knew she played the soprano saxophone.
>>14326928I came in here to shitpost and say this. Both at the same time.
>>14339031Tell her you're busy or she'll carve your face!
What would Yukari be like in bed? Would she take the lead?
>>14349981She would be shy as fuck becuase she's a pure maiden. She also wouldnt fuck you becuase she would just fall asleep too fast.
>>14349981>>14350008I bet she'd bully my tiny pee pee ;-;
>>14326909If there's a young lady smiling at me, I guess I'd ask Yukari to move over a little so that I could see who it was. But you know, I'd be subtle about it, because based on Yukari's expression, she and I are already having some kind of pleasant conversation.
>>14326909>YoungWhatever you say wrinkles
>>14350450I KNEW YOU FUCKING PEOPLE EXISTED, SLEEPYCAST WAS RIGHT
>>14356411>>14359369But it's true. She is too busy scheming and sleeping, she is also known to be all about appearances. So despite her dominating attitude, she is actually shy and submissive. Not even Junko could make something as pure as Yukari.
>>14359394He is implying that Yukari is a horrid transexual.
>>14359452Please do not bully the hags.
>>14359394naw, yukari is very dominant.especially in bed. she is not submissive to any lowly humans.
I want Yukari to secretly become incontinent and start shitting herself uncontrollably, except everytime she does she quickly gaps her shit into my pants, and then I have to rush home to shower and change and she makes fun of me all the time and calls me a pants-shitter but deep down she's actually really grateful that I've shouldering the social burden of her uncontrollable dress-shitting
>>14359972I wonder what its like spending your day thinking up the most outlandish and inane things to post about just to see if you can get a reply.
>>14359986I got one didn't I? :)
>>14359986As if you dont know firsthand.>>14359972
>>14359926That's good. Doms are so much more fun to dominate.
Man, I 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 want to 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 the 𝓨𝓾𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷
I hope none of you all are saying nasty things about Yukari-sama!
>>14365294I want to DO nasty things with Yukari-sama!
>>14365305the softest boobs in all of gensokyo
>>14365319I want to do nasty things with Ran-sama, so dont look so hurt.
>>14365957Please do not lewd the Ran
>>14377107Yuyuko has been dead for a thousand yearsI doubt her breasts are as nice and soft as yukari's, probably all cold and affected by rigor mortis.
>>14359517Hags are for bully
>>14387512Bullying older ladies!
STOP BULLYING LADY YUKARI!!!!
>>14370488She likes it.
>>14388140I would bully you instead
>>14388266Sh-shut up! You wouldn't!
>>14388266Yukari-sama is going to be very angry if she learns that you've been bullying Ran.
>>14390076Angry Ran is moe. Especially if Yukari told her not to attack humans.>>14390727Yukari would probably laugh thinking you saved her time by disciplining Ran. Maybe she would also find a bullied Ran cuie.
I want Yukari to give me a gloved handjob and then throw me to the youkai to be eaten afterward!
>>14326909No one ever smiles at me. Thank you Yukari.
>>14409601it's more like /d/
Fucking hell /jp/, You make me like Yukarin.
>>14409614>jeepWhy is Yukari so fucking pleb?
I want Yukarin to give me a gentle massage with her silky gloves!
Thank you Grandma!
Is this the one that bathes in shota semen to stay youthful?
>>14413763No, that's Yuuka.
>>14365294I want to smell your tails.
>>14413369I'd rather give her a sensual foot massage.
Cuddling with Yukari!
Lolikari is best Yukari.
>>14420323I want to a loli bullies me
>>14419759>>14420220Hugs with Yukarin are the best and softest!
>>14421484I want a Yukari hug too!!
>>14421502The fact I will never be hugged by Ran and Yukari is extremely depressing.
>>14421514Now I'm depressed too...Oh well, time to do psychedelics until I lose my touch on reality and honestly think I am being hugged by the Yakumos
>>14421551I consider doing the same, but dont trust dealers. Usually I just try to dream aout it, but lately it's just been dreams of Sakuya, which isnt what I want. Not that Sakuya isnt cute, but I just need something softer, warmer, fulffier.When Ran starts losing her tails, a little part of me will die inside.
>>14421825Wow, Clownpiece looks great in Reimu's clothes!
>>14422035a bait for me to take
>>14423324Marisa is the true monster. You dont steal a 2hu's hat.
>>14423324Marisa stole Yukarin's clothes
>>14423324Her smile and optimism: gone
>>14423324Don't worry Yukari, you're still cute without it.
>>14427139Not if that picture is anything to go by.
Imagine having sex with hibernating yukari and having her wake up to being heavily pregnant
>>14427635She just can remove the kid away.