Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

GET OVER HERE and fuck me.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking catalog update already.

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>>14316329
Is it time for Scorpions?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna take a Wendigo to a haunted house and buy her ice cream afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

Miia

[Anonymous No.]

first for shortstacks and oppai loli.
little girls with big breasts

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>>14316357
You got a pit going on or what?

[Anonymous No.]

We ever done anything with Queen Slimes? Even Sea Slimes get occasional pity-mentions.

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>>14316335
Nope. It's time for slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>CISA got passed by the senate

Which monstergirl would protect me from the authorities?

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>>14316329
Don't make me get out the nerf bat again
;_;

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>>14316366
I always got my pit going on anon.

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>>14316370
CISA?
>>14316373
It's even more real because she's a snake and couldn't warm you up anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

12th (?) for daughterus who want upsies!!!

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>>14316362
I prefer big girls with big breasts and big butts.

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>>14316377

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>>14316362
I empathise, it's the reason I like Jubjubs so much although it hinders their flight abilities.

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>>14316375
Please don't bully

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>>14316379
>>14316377
why are they so cute when mad? post more.

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>>14316379
Goddammit.
>>14316385
You can take it, you've got all that and my body pillow doesn't even have pictures on it.

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

Heard you talking shit about Spider Pussy Kingdom like I wouldn't find out.

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>>14316390
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Y IS THE BEST GIRL AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

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>>14316383
I want to meet a flat-chested intelligent Jubjub.

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>>14316395
>flat-chested intelligent Jubjub
Just get a normal Harpy.

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>>14316383
hah, nice. i'm the other Jubjub husbando.

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>>14316393
they're ok i guess

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>>14316396
No.

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>>14316398
Who dat on the left?

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>>14316403
arachne from smite

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>>14316401
But they want boys as well!

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>>14316383
I like it because it hinders their ability to fly. The image of a jubjub chasing after you, trying to fly only to lose her balance because of her huge tits is hilarious.

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>>14316379
>Just hatched
>Wants upsies
Needy little baby

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>>14316409
No, I want my flat chested smart Jubjub.

Or a large breasted smart Jubjub.

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>>14316419
Why not one of those cute crow tengus? I hear they're kind and smart, you would really like them.

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>>14316411
She could always attempt to run, although that'd be even more hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Anon, it's time for adventure!
Now, being the patrician that you are, you obviously won't be doing any fighting yourself. Instead, you'll enslave a small monstergirl and have her do your fighting for you!

We have a selection of basic starter monstergirls for you to choose from. Remember, these starters can change in many ways depending on what they're exposed to and what challenges they face. You can also force them to evolve into a more advanced subspecies by using the right kind of magic stone.

>lizard loli
>snek loli
>generic kemonomimi girl
>bug girl
>some kid of imp thing
>unidentifiable blob
>harpy chick
>a horse

Once you have your starter picked out go ahead and grab any 2 of these magic stones.

>hellstone
>firestone
>thunderstone
>lewdstone
>waterstone
>sunstone
>darkstone
>tentaclestone
>'ufufu' stone
>ass stone
>brownstone
>chibistone

Now that you've got your equipment, it's time to set out on adventure! Where will you head first?

>Umi Da!
>Lava level
>Elven woodland
>A farm in Nebraska
>Wonderland
>Demon realm
>Inner city
>The suburbs
>Join up with the Kurds to fight ISIS

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>>14316394
Y is only good for faggots who enjoy shitty fetish (A)

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>>14316397
My brother.
Although she'd be perfect if she were enhanced by Wighthood.

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>>14316426
I'm too old for them.

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>>14316471
There's plenty of older ones that would be happy to meet you.

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>>14316398
>ok

Ok...? OK?!

I'm going to show you and your pelvis who's "ok" little boy!

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>>14316437
So what happens if I give a girl more than one stone?
Can I just laze around and experiment with different stone combinations?
Kemonomimi + Hellstone + Lewdstone = Lewd Hellcats and Hellhounds?
Snake + "Ufufu" stone + Chibistone = Shortstack Tsuchinoko?
Any Girl + Darkstone + Sunstone + Lewdstone + Ass stone + Brownstone = ???

The possibilities for mad science are endless.

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>>14316476
I thought they liked younger men?

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>>14316483
They like the men they like.

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>>14316481
That's the idea, Anon.
Isn't science fun?

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else following this? monstergirlisland com

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316437
unidentifiable blob+hellstone+ufufu stone+elven woodland

I don't know what's going to happen but my body is ready

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>>14316495
Hellspawn slimegirl who twists and corrupts the woodlands into a garden of perversion wherever her slime touches.
Imagine if you melted a hellhound. The slime would be black, with a burning orange core and veins of rednss runing throughout her body.

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>Hey anon, want to go to the movies and watch Spectre with me?

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>>14316437
Harpy chick + darkstone + ass stone + Demon realm

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>>14316436
all that jiggling

>>14316411
she ends up with her ass sticking up in the air presenting herself

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>>14316516
How is she going to sit on the seats, though?

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>>14316411
She needs a magic user to augment her breasts with the power of flight.

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>>14316524
By sitting...

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>>14316490
Let's talk when the demo gets released and there isn't any futa/furry in it.

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>>14316523
Both are desirable scenarios.

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>>14316516
Sure. I was going to watch it anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316516
>I mean I guess, I'd much rather stay at home and cuddle but I could be up for a movie.

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>>14316524
They got special seats for them.

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>>14316479
Spider pussy is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316571
No. You are bad.

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>>14316437
Lizard Loli+ Ass stone x2 if you can double up

If not, ass x hell

Either way we are heading to the farm

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>>14316523
Would her ass jiggle too?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a Jubjub waifu
>They're not a species of sex addicts like the rumors say
>Even tho she still begs for "fun times" pretty much all day long
>She insists on doing all the house chores but she's so clumsy that I have to help her
>Sometimes she decides to wrap her fluffy wings around me and doesn't let go for until I give her attention
>Every other day we go to the park to do some sports
>She practices her flying by following me while I go jogging
>She has yet to manage to keep my pace for longer than 5 minutes
>We installed a very spacious bathtub, she loves to make large bubble bath and flap her wings around
>While I dry her off she chirps beautiful melodies
>Every time we watch something together she overreacts to any plot twist
>One time I had to console her for 2 hours after a sad movie
>When we go to bed I act as the big spoon and get to fall asleep head buried in her soft plumage

Jubjubs deserve love too!

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>>14316585
Jubjub in the clubclub with the wubwub.

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>>14316585
>a sad movie

What was the movie?

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>>14316523
>all that jiggling
Wonderful. There's nothing like watching a big pair of bare tits bouncing around, its why the cowgirl position is amazing with well endowed girls.

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>>14316367
No, because they take multiple husbands IIRC and we can't be having that in this thread.

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>>14316599

graveyard of the fireflies

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me, just reposting my story upload from last thread while the joint is actually jumping for feedback.

A smile in the rain(Nureonago): http://pastebin.com/Z6pfBBFB

I could use some criticism about what to improve, if anyone is willing to spare the time.

[Anonymous No.]

As much as I hate her for being a traitorous whore, Succubus Willmarina is one of the few examples of KC making the monsterized version of a woman hotter than her original self.

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>>14316585
the bathtub sounds fabulous.
there's also helping her get stuff from high places cause you don't want her on a step ladder cause she's clumsy. she'd be happy to use the step ladder finally tower over you and wiggle her ass in your face.

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>>14316627
She betrayed nobody.

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>>14316626
My only nitpick with this was that while it mentioned that the Nureonago had a nice ass, it didn't play any part in the smut portions.

Other than that, it was pretty good.

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>>14316627
That's a fucking lie and you know it.

Succubus Willmarina is fucking shit compared to the human version.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be attacked by a crew of comical Shark Girl pirates.

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>>14316393
No one would get mad if I killed this one right?

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>>14316627
Her family and kingdom betrayed her long before she had the power thrust upon her to put her future in her own hands.

>>14316640
And of course she's sexier, you filthy puritan.

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>>14316437
Snekloli with hellstone, I want a fire gyarados I can fuck.

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>>14316626

I can't really think of anything deep or meaningful to give you in terms of criticism. I think it wasn't too lengthy or too short and it's nice to see more Nureonago stuff. Good job!

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>>14316638
Damn. I actually forgot about that while writing and it made it past editing. Well, that one's on me, I should have included that and may go back to expand on that later.


Have a magnificent lamia.

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>>14316647
Are the Team Rocket tier incompetent?

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>>14316627
Koyoi looks much better as a monster too.

Hell I don't even care that Willmarina is a "traitor" seeing how fucked up humans can be in MGE at times.

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>>14316669
I disagree. I think she looks better as a human.

Though the fluffy tails are an improvement.

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>>14316659
Shame that now all she is now is a dick crazed slut. Absolutely no personality.

Thanks Druella.

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>>14316437
Harpy chick
Firestone
Ass stone
(I've already got a lewd stone in my pants so I don't need one of those)
A farm in Nebraska

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>>14316664
Of course.

They would make me walk the plank, so that's what I would do, I'd walk to the end then walk back, telling them that I've walked the plank.

They'd spend a moment scratching their heads before ultimately agreeing with me.

Things like that.

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>>14316653
Depends on if you're from Bird Pussy Kingdom.

Also if you aren't terrified of retribution from her Ushi-Oni cousin.

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>>14316663
I'll take it.

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>>14316679
Awesome.

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>>14316679
>They make you walk the plank
>There's Shark Girl Pirates underneath it in the water
>Literally no point in making you walk the plank

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>>14316677
>implying

She had no personality before, she only had a personality around the MC which she suppressed. Confirmed for having not read her actual story.

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>>14316516
>hfw you show up with a girl and climb on her back before helping your date up
>ignoring her all night and noisily kissing the girl you brought
>hfw the ride back
>hfw you kiss her on the cheek, thanks her and wish her good night before shoving your tongue down the other girl's throat
>yfw you aren't dense and know exactly what you're doing

Blue ovarying monstergirls is the best.

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>>14316690
She had more of a personality before turning into a slut with wings.

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>>14316681
What snapped?
I ain't scared of no ushi.

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>>14316437
Lizard loli + lewdstone/sunstone

Let us train in Umi Da! whatever it is...

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>>14316679
>They give up and just throw in the brig.
>You can hear them above deck, breaking into the rum you were transporting.
>The entire night is filled with drunk Shark Pirate singing.
>One Pirate punches open a door and flops her way down to you.
>"Hey shcallywag... Hic!... You ever done it in a barrel of fish befo..."
>She passes out and collapses on top of you, snoring loudly.

Such are the dangers of the ocean.

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>>14316695

that strap on her breasts.

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>>14316695
Itty bitty bra

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>>14316627
He fucked up with merse and anyone who says otherwise is a homosexual bottom. That likes black men. And Turkish sex.

Francisca is shit either way and primera is meh

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>>14316691
>He thinks he's going to ride a Centaur
>He thinks he's going to have his GF ride along too

Good one anon, thanks for that I needed a chuckle today.

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>>14316711
>Posting a lesbo whore.

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>>14316694
Nah, she's better now.

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>>14316711
Go away horse Pussy ,only disgusting bestialityfag future alps like you.

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>>14316717
She's significantly worse.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu is a fucking angel.

An angel, damn it.

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>>14316727
You should read the new manga by the guys who did Death Note.

It has a very, very waifu-y Angel.

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>>14316727
go away less

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>>14316720
Anon you could have just said no to wanting to go to the movies with her.

You know, instead of being a bad person.

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>>14316726
I'm not seeing it m8, as a monstergirl she's perfect. But it's okay if that's not your stuff.

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>>14316727
Angels are nice, the first monster girl I fapped to was one.

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>>14316733
>saying no to a monstergirl is a perfectly kosher way to let her know she has no chance
First day here?

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>>14316727
I respect your opinion. I prefer valkyries myself, however.

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>>14316735

mine was Isis from Ragnarok online. probably.

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>>14316734
>as a monstergirl she's perfect
As a monster girl she only has sex on the mind, nothing else. As a human at least she had multiple other thoughts and wasn't a complete whore with no personality.

Monster girls are absolute trash for an actual relationship, they're only good for casual sex and that's it.

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>>14316735
PUFFY

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>>14316735
Always liked LadyDevimon more, but Angewomon's fantastic too.

So glad they finally made a figure of her, and so glad I ordered it.

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>>14316744
>things only weenies I care about

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>>14316735
Digimon had some pretty good monster girls.

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>>14316744
>As a human at least she had multiple other thoughts
Not really. As a human she was perfectly "Happy" to throw away all individuality and personal desires for the sake of being a "Hero" and doing what her family deemed as best for their place in high society. You can argue that she was brain-washed into being happy as a Monster Girl, but the fact remains she was being brainwashed as a human too. That was just more traditional, rather than magic.

>Monster girls are absolute trash for an actual relationship, they're only good for casual sex and that's it.
Oh. You're one of those sort.

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>>14316744
>Monster girls are absolute trash
Go away faggot, get banned again.

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>>14316735
>No Gatomon daughteru wondering when she's going to be a pretty angel like mommy

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>>14316749
>Only weenies care about wanting to have a relationship with a woman who has an actual personality instead of some dick loving whore.

Alright anon, if that's what you actually believe.

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>>14316738
I don't know, maybe she just wanted to see Spectre and all her friends were busy?

Maybe she had an extra ticket and her sister bailed at the last second?

Perhaps she just really wanted a ginormous thing of delicious theater popcorn to eat?

Monster Girls are still people anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to the faggot, he is a known shitposter. Just report and move on.

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>>14316759
I never thought about it like that, man fucking a digimon would be weird.

You knock up a 10/10 blonde chick with angel wings and your daughter is a cat

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>>14316744
>mfw this is exactly the kind of guy that doesn't get the girl
>ever

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>>14316767
Well first she's goo.
Then she's larger goo
Then I believe she is a hairless cat.
Then she is a Cat.

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>>14316744
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316764
>monstergirls
>wanting male friends and only that
And Anna Nicole married for love.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, turns out that they lady you told off for trying to steal your shoe is a gypsy.

Upon returning home you've found that your wife and darling daughteru(s) have swapped ages.

How does it break down and do you go gypsy hunting?

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>>14316771
Shh, go away.

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>>14316750
Indeed so. Shame the furries get most of the attention in fan art.

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>>14316750
can't wait for that new digimon game

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>>14316773
It's the truth anon.

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>>14316772
Hah.. Do I have to go after her?

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>>14316780
No you do not.
You just end up with daughters older than their mother

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone that's commissioned artwork before.

What level of details do you have to provide the artist? Do you have to pay upfront? Should i go for sketches for my first commish?

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>>14316772
I doubt wither of them would be happy, o Gypsy hunting it is.

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>>14316773
I'm not that guy ,but an unmarried MG wanting to socially interact with a male with no intent to get the D...

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>>14316739
Not him, but I pretty much consider Angels and Valkyries to be pretty much the same thing. Because I love both equally.

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>>14316779
>>14316784
>>14316749

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>>14316772
Depends on howv they feel about it. As for me
>unzips dick

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>>14316777
Man Digimon sure changed since I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316781
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316777
But I can play as a girl, I just can't.

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>>14316782
I usually get references for the thing I want. Sometimes I go so far as to ask for even the minutest of details for the poses.

>Oh, also, I want her to be in this pose (pic related,) with her also having her arm/hand doing X, Y, or Z. Maybe with so or so expression if you feel up to it

Something like that. Nothing TOO specific, but I definitely like adding extra pics for reference sometimes.

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>>14316798
I mean, I *can't play as a girl.

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>>14316782
>Level of detail need be provided?
Tends to vary from artist to artist. Some like you to get really in-depth. Some will, and even prefer, to work off of just a basic description. Basically you'll have some artists who you tell the general direction, and they'll make their way to the destination; and others you guide the whole way there. I find the former are usually cheaper with their prices, so if you don't mind the comparative lack of control, might be a good route to go. Of course, even then, if you have the chance to view them streaming your commission, or they send you back concept sketches, don't be afraid to get picky about things that you don't like, or want changed. It's your money, the resulting art should be just how you like.

>Payment?
Again, varies. Some artists like it all up-front, some'll do half-upfront, half-on-completion, some will do a proof-of-concept sketch then ask for payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316787
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

uncensored jiang shi when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316783
What are they?

>>14316788
Daughteru is wierded out and wife doesn't care, your her oniichan now
What are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316807
When you provide Butter-T with your bank account.
I wish he didn't resort to paywalling on Patreon. I really do.

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>>14316809
Nerdbirds. Waking each being radically different would be be annoying for them.

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>>14316810
>>14316807
Alternatively when the commissioner posts it. We got magma tits' NSFW version because the person behind it wasn't a faggot.

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>>14316768
Wait a second.
She has one of those sensitivity tattoos on her cheek.
That means that kissing her cheek would turn her into a jelly legged mess.
How lewd.

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>>14316809
>what are they?
Dicked.

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>>14316816
Gotta have somewhere to focus when making out.

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>>14316816
I don't think whatever you're planning with those tattoos is going to work well.

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>>14316800
>>14316803
domo arigato anons

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>>14316699
>TL note: 'Umi Da!' means 'The Beach(Sea)!'

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>>14316744
Stay banned next time, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316826
How do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316830
>Lewd + Sun + Beach

This went better than expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316833
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316768
No dick left behind.

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>>14316772
I'm not much of a daughteru dicker but since tracking down a gypsy sounds like a pain, I'll make an exception

My daughteru harem and I will raise mommy tenderly until her body can handle rejoining the D club

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>>14316798
>>14316802
Too late you alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316834
As in they aren't sensitive enough to be a large hindrance and that they work on both people involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316837
Look who made it home from school! Everyone should know what to do with a post like this, no replies, only reports

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316849
Yet you reply anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316844
>daughteru harem
Este Negro lo entiende

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316836
What does that make, a very horny surfer chick bronze dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>pinning down that Kitsune who's always teasing you from afar and raping her as she moans and her fluffy tails play against you face

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>>14316853
Not that guy but sometimes replying causes him to shitpost more which increases the chances of a vacation.

Still better to ignore, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316848
Dang. Maybe Druella has the right idea then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316864
I think me sneezing constantly would kill my boner.

I suppose I'm stuck with scaly/slimy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316844
What are they all?

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>>14316782
I've read a few articles about commissions for magic the gathering cards, they focused on 4 things:
Location: a short line describing where the art takes places (what kind of background)
Action: less than a 100 words describing the most important aspects of the artwork
Focus: Yours is obviously going to be the MG so you can skip that one
Mood: What is the depicted character feeling

They also provided many references when there was a specific character involved. I don't think you can relate your request to the ones I've read but it's still some useful insight

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>>14316864
But that's what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316877
Well then, we already have something in common.
This relationship is off to a great start.

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>>14316868
I want to trace my fingers down Deruella's pleasure runes and watch her twitch.
Then cuddlefuck her virginity away.
I don't know why Deruella being such a loser makes me hard, but it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316880
Nope. I'm gonna tease her back.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316886
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316882
Competitive affection? I like it.
And no matter who gives in and loses, you both win in the end.

>>14316886
Would you kiss a wock's silk socks?

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>>14316880
>No kitsune girl to tease you by waving her ass around and loudly shouting about how she hopes some big strong human doesn't come along and rape her.
>She'll never get frustrated when you don't pick up on it and practically shove her ass in your face after a while.
>You'll never push her onto the bed and thrust into her while she squeals in glee.
>She'll never cuddle up to you afterwards and thank you for indulging in her fantasies while you pat her head.
It hurts.

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>>14316872
Well, their mom is an Echidna, so there's;
Echidna #2
Wurm
Hellhound
Kraken
Elf
Valkyrie
Vampire
Yeti
Kobold/Lizard twins
Mountain Troll
Dragon
Sandworm

This should be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sexually FUCK a character from an unreleased western indie game that's unlikely to be funded and which I have no intent to support!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush a Kejourou's hair. And grope her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316896
That's a very specific fetish, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316888
yes
>>14316889
only after she's evolved into loli Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316889
>Competitive affection
All I can imagine is the guy and the monstergirl both trying to top so the other one doesn't have to do anything and they just keep rolling around until eventually they lose themselves in the pleasure and both of them are thrusting their hips while kissing deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316899
>no art of a Kejourou using her hair to spread her plump asscheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316896
Go away Plague.

Good taste, though. That sort of character type is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316899
I want to grope Kejorou's hair and brush her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316893
>Echidna giving birth to mountain troll and sandworm
Poor girl. Good thing she got loli'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316896
Man every time I see this game it feels like people are trying to guilt trip me into funding it even though I can't play it on anything I have at the moment and I've never played any of the games the company made (well maybe Skullgirls for five minutes but I gave up on that fast).

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>>14316905

Now I want that too.

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>>14316906
You're telling me you like girls with long, dark, and messy hair, circles under their eyes, large slightly droopy breasts (which probably have inverted nipples), and a nice, squeezable amount of chub? Is that what you're saying? You like big pale butts and wide hips mad for pushing out babies? Maybe you're partial to a bit of bush down their? Am I getting this right?

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>>14316909
>I can't play it on anything

what are you posting from then?

I honestly don't give a shit about the game, I just want to fuck Razmi, as I do Hex Maniac and all the girls like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316905

>no art of a Kejourou giving paizuri by using her hair to move her breasts around while she crosses her arms with an amused expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316922
A really shitty computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316915
>>14316896
What do you call girls like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316915
Oh, gee, I don't know man. I think you're going to have to elaborate even further on each and every sordid detail about girls like her. The sort of things they'd do, the ways they'd react to certain advances being made on them.

>>14316936
Natural waifus.

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>>14316915
You had me until you said chub...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316418
I want upsies from my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316925
>no art of big beautiful Kejourou ass in spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316936
Tired and plain, i.e. the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316949
Could she even lift you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316915
That doujin was god-tier.

I think I heard tell of a sequel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316955
My waifu is real beefy, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316948
I imagine it's just a bit of softness. Not Hathor "softness", but just genuinely not being skinny, without having much muscle definition.
I'm sure you're capable of imagining it better than I can describe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316952

>no art of a Kejourou daughteru clinging to their dad's back, wrapping their hair across his chest to help hang on to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316960
I'm sorry, pls tell her i don't want any trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316962
Yeah, I can work with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316609
No, they do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316948
Really this is too much for you? You don't want just a tiny bit of soft chub you can pinch as you take her from behind? No love handle to grab onto as you pound her? You don't want big, hanging breasts that are sensitive to the touch and cause her to yip and moan when rubbed? Or even soft, thick, alabaster thighs which you could lay your head on after a long day of work? Can you not handle that?

And just imagine if she was an MG too. Biting on her fuzzy ears causing her to fidget and struggle. Or perhaps playing with her tail, be it scaly or fluffy?or big furry paws perfect for cuddling you, do you think that'd make things worse? Honestly?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are faggot cats such bullies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316987
So... dangly. Torpedo tits a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316989
Because they hate how they're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316987
What kind of monster girl would Hex maniac be?

I know one of them would be a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316987
There's no way I'd want to listen to my stinky big sister's big fat tits slap against each other and the couch while I pound her from behind, no way. A chubster like that would make me rock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316989
Because they suck at flirting.

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>>14316989
They tease you because they love you. And they love it when you finally snap, throw them against the wall, and hate-fuck their big fat cat asses. All the while they have the smuggest lewd grin on their face as they try to laugh in between moans of pleasure.

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>>14316993
I think the better question is "Which KC monstergirl blatantly draws inspiration from Hex Maniac?"

The answer's kind of obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
Naw. I'll just dump the stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316993
Will-o-Wisp. It's only logical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316989
Someone else complete the trinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
What if a guy snaps and instead of hate-fucking her like she wants. The guy beats her smug face in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317005
Man I really like the Wisp's design

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
I'd tell her to leave me alone, not hate-fuck her.

Then I'd do my best to just ignore her. There's nothing more an attention whore hates than the cold shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
What if instead you collapse to the ground and sob your eyes out. Hypothetically asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316609
They don't. The Queen Slime and her divisions all attend to a single man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317005
Remember, a Wisp is forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
Shut up Vanessa, before you get knocked down a few more IQ points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317012
Like what? A Yeti with 'you deserve hugs'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317012
Everyone deserves hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
>You'll never fuck a Cheshire Cat doggystyle and watch her fat cat ass jiggle.
>You'll never flip her over, pin her down and fuck her in the missionary position while watching her fat cat tits bounce up and down with every thrust.
>You'll never hear her moan as you nibble one of her ears and cum inside her again and again.
>You'll never cuddle with Cheshire and hear her purr through her smug sleeping grin.
>She'll never wake you up with a blowjob that goes unfinished and then seductively beckon you as she walks to the shower.
Fuck.

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>>14317024
She'd hug you while repeatedly apologizing and then offer to be your friend with benefits.
And she'd tone down the bullying to lewd teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Giving 3D reactions to monsters
You people are no fun
>>14317015
She'd probably hate you forever, and go from teasing to being actively malicious.
>>14317019
She's just going to try harder. Ignoring someone who craves attention will just make them try harder. She'll probably end up just raping you eventually.
>>14317024
Probably break down, apologize, and become all lovey-dovey. She'll still rib you, but be a bit nicer about it.

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>>14317015
Then you become the edge.

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>>14317054
>and go from teasing to being actively malicious.
But she'd deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317005
Could a Wisp alter her lampshade to resemble metallic wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317054
What If I get a restraining order and date another girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316694
She didn't have a personality before the transformation either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317038
KC better do something like this when he does that hmanga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317054
>end up raping you eventually.
Bah, I walked right into that one. I'd probably end up breaking down like >>14317024

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316993
Wisp and Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317054
What if I act like an extremely oblivious MC of harem anime to her advancements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317058
Everything about her can be altered as she sees fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317038
>Leaving the job half-done
Fuck that. She better get back in there and finish it if she wants anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317002
What if instead of snapping I just counter-troll until she snaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317077
Anon did you not notice the beckon?
She's gonna finish the job in the shower.
Multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317076
Wicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317079
She'd welcome the challenge with open arms.
Also with a moist vagina.

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>>14317030
I never really thought about it before, but I guess you could think of the Will-o-the-Wisp as the Yang to a Phoenix's Yin.

They both persist for eternity. The Phoenix through reincarnation, and the Wisp as a spirit.
They both bestow that power upon their loved ones, wherever it's reincarnating with them, or taking their soul and staying with it forever.
They both have a fire theme going on. Phoenix is red, and Wisp is blue.
The Phoenix has nonhuman arms, whereas the Wisp has nonhuman Legs.
They have relatable imagery and symbolism. The Phoenix is a bird, able to fly free, but the Wisp is contained within a cage.

Interesting to think about.

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>>14317079
>Troll war with a Cheshire
Anon, you just made her the happiest girl on the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316987
>>14316915
>>14316896
I just want to cuddle a soft, squishy CC MG on a cold say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317079
>MG challenging me to a shitposting contest
THIS IS IT
THIS IS MY MOMENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317094

ALL YOUR YEARS ON 4CHAN WILL NOT HAVE GONE TO WASTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317094
>>14317099
Aw shit am I hearing a theme music power up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317079
You've got some kind of death wish anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317103
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443827864999.webm
I AM AWAITED

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Cheshire Cat bully with mixed feelings for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317113
Holy shit.
Maybe I should watch that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317114
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317113
Needs to be more shitposty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317094
Indeed, she has no idea what she's in for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317118
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317113
Still some of the best effects work I've seen in a movie in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317114
>possessive bully
This pleases the anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317114
Good god. What an awful thing she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317114
That Cheshire is getting her throat kicked in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317110
Yes. It involves shapely feline posterior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317114
Why would anyone find this arousing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317140
I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316812
>The person behind Magma-Tits
>Not a faggot

Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316987
care to share a link?

for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317132
>>14317134
>>14317140
Glad to see some people have taste.

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>>14317135
>A Cheshire will never snap and pin you down before wildly riding your dick and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>She'll never refuse to slow down even after you cum inside her, moaning out for more after every shot.
>The two to you will never pass out from exhaustion in each other's arms.
>She'll never be incredibly embarrassed in the morning and think that you hate her.
>You'll never kiss her on the cheek to assure her that you don't.
>You'll never calm down your morning wood by cuddlefucking a Cheshire.
Fucking damn it. I want that fat Cheshire ass!
Preferably alongside a fat Hellhound ass, a fat Manticore ass, and a fat Kakuen ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317140
Some people enjoy Yandere Bullies.
These people are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317152
God damn you have some shit fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317152
Fat bottomed MGs make the rockin' world go round.

[Anonymous No.]

>Undead Incubus
>Have a Ghoul waifu
>Love to prank people by pretending to be dead
>Tell your parents you've finally settled down and invite them to visit
>They show up, door is slightly ajar
>Blood everywhere
>You and your waifu are lying there unmoving, unresponsive
>They freak out
>No pulse or breathing from either of you
>They're crying and fumbling with the phone
>Spring up before they dial 911
>They have heart attacks
Whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317159
I know what I like anon. And what I like is smug girls with fat asses.

>>14317162
You're damn right anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317163
It's an Unlife for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317125
I thought the days of a hundred real vehicles in one shot and hundreds of extras were dead, but there it is. It's a fantastic feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317157
I'm sorry anon, but I refuse to believe anyone here is that much of a beta fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317175
Yandere fans are WEIRD anon.
I used to catch shit for calling Yandere worse than every other dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317163
You're a horrible person and I'm glad you will never breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317159
Shut up saltman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317157
I like yandere bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317177
That's not a yandere though, that's just a psychopathic bully who deserves to be lynched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317171
It's the curse of the green screen. It makes things easier, so now it replaces everything. People have forgotten the weight and impact that real bodies and physical objects adds to a scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317092
I want to cuddle with an MG that gives full body hugs, whether it's warming up a lamia, or taking a loving bath with a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317180
>Muh saltman

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>>14316858
Either that, or chain mail bikinis that won't be swept under the rug.

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>>14317114
There's two ways I can see Cheshire Cat's.
One as the teasing and pranking cat who just wants you to fuck her already and doesn't mind being lovey dovey.

And then there's the malicious Cheshire Cat who has only one goal. Turning you as insane as she is and making sure she is the only other person in the world for you.

Sort of yandere really, with an extra dose of yan and insanity.

I prefer the former though. The latter feels oddly realistic for some reason.

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>>14317191
Yes, stay quiet please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317125
>>14317186
>TFW Immortan Joe's vehicle was named the Gigahorse
>TFW they literally gave it a thousand Horsepower and frankenwelded the shit out of it
>TFW I am awaited in Valhalla

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317198
No thanks, I don't take orders from shit taste faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316881
>Druella being a virgin
>Druella being such a loser
The memes! I don't really mind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317134
Why do I always find these comments so cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317180
>>14317198
>boogeymanning
Anon, you can do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317186
I like how the new Star Wars film is using practical effects like that BB-8 Droid among many others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317205
Because they are cringeworthy.

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>>14317201
All the vehicles were totally real and functional which was the best.

Twin V8's mounted in tandem like a tractor pull contestant? Fuck yes they're real and both dumping hundreds of horsepower and into the drive train at the same time!

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>>14317205
Because you can't understand why someone would want to stand up for himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317201
Imagine what it would've been like behind the wheel of that monster.

>>14317204
I don't mind the whole "Deruella is a husbandless loser" thing because it actually makes Deruella better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317207
Too bad it's still being made by a "muh diversity" jew...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317203
Shut up saltman.
>>14317206
Not really.

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>>14317207
Me too. That was a major weakness of the prequels. Everything looked way too squeaky clean to be in star wars, even the places that were supposed to be dirty. Not that more practical effects would have saved that garbage. But at least the toys for the kids might have been cooler.

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>>14317215
I'd love to meet the guy that drove the Doof Wagon. Or the guitarist who was insane enough to be strapped into that monstrosity. Has to be a hell of a rush being bungee tied to an entire sound stage on wheels thundering along at 80 mph

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317211
I see.
>>14317214
Everytime I read smething like that I feel 13 again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317221
Or you could kill yourself, that's an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317227
That sounds like a personal problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317211
I don't find them half as bad as some of the uber-sub comments, but maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317226
There's an interview floating around where the Doof Warrior's actor says that his guitar wasn't that great, but it actually spewed flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317195
More auntie Cheshire when?

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno how to stop being a procstinating shitlord and do stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317215
No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317228
Becareful there, you could be banned again saltman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317245
I am jealous with jealousy that he got to mess around with a guitar flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317252
It makes her leagues better than "Generic rapist"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317259
So it makes her better than almost every other monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317235
It reminds me of this pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317215
>it actually makes Deruella better
I disagree, but that's a matter of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317256
Apparently the whammy bar controlled the flamethrower bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317245
You can always tell a proper flamethrower by the way it drips and arcs because it's burning liquid fuel. They always mess it up in CGI because they base it on the old propane prop flamethrowers. Flamethrower guitar was 100% real flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317262
Sounds like a personal problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317261
Don't get too ahead of yourself, shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317087
Are you telling me that to reach equilibrium in eternity I must marry both a Phoenix and a Wisp?

It's definitely interesting despite most likely being a mere coincidence
Phoenix goes through an ever changing cycle of life, death and rebirth
Wisp stays in the same undead state forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317267
From the other guy? Sure, I believe so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317275
God damn you are one unlikable piece of shit aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317262
What would you do if your MG daughteru went through a goth phase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317279
Why so upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317263
I just like the idea of Deruella talking a big game, but not actually being able to back it up.
All that sexual frustration and loneliness probably makes her absolutely ferocious in bed though. If she makes anyone her husband he'll have to deal with all her pent up needs.
Just imagine her losing her virginity and then riding her husband until she's ahegoing and bouncing up and down on him.
Kinda like pic related, just replace the elf with Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317282
Give her lots of hugs and watch together some old disney movies. Really old disney movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317259
Turning her into a moeblob? Not really. Not for me, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317286
Sounds like she is such a clingy girlfriend and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317293
Who said anything about her being a Moeblob?
I was thinking of more of a "Goddamn it, why can everyone but me get a husband?" kind of girl who cries herself to sleep at night while hugging a paladin daki and swearing she'll get a cute husband some day.
And when that day comes, he'll face years of sexual frustration being taken out on him.

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>>14317286
I have no doubt that Deruella could back up her talk, but she suffers the problem of being too powerful. She's become this unapproachable force that nobody feels they can match up to, so she's alienated. But she has to keep up appearances in public for the sake of maintaining her rule. In private she's... not exactly kind or nice, but melancholic. Bored and lonely of having nothing but servants and cum pump slaves, just kind of numb to the world in general. Anyone who actually tries to develop a relationship would probably have to deal with her heavy-handed attitude and excessive raping until she slowly breaks down and becomes more genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317289
>You are far too mopey lately young lady. That's why we're watching Kidnapped, Dragonslayer, Return to OZ and Old Yeller!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317282
>MG daughter goes trough a goth phase
>Let her have fun for a month
>She's still into it
>Call one of our friend's friend
>It's a mean-looking Hellhound
>She opens a gate to hell
>Convince my daughter to go inside of it
>The Hellhound follows her for safety measures
>Hours later
>Daughter comes back and burns all her goth stuff

Gotta be strict with them kids

[Anonymous No.]

Do Jackalope Girls exist? Or were they just a hoax like the Loch Ness Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317205
Because they're super fucking cringe worthy.
They make you imagine an extremely fat neckbeard who hasn't left his room in years, yelling at the computer screen and spraying food chunks all over it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank a Minotaur's big muscular ass after she got her horns stuck in a wall after she tried to charge at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317315
I want to show my March Hare family, in laws included, Watership Down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317302
She's the kind of girl who would wrap you up in her wings if any girl so much as looked at you.
She'd use her magic to make sure you can fuck her for hours on end, and cling you close while riding you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317242
They're both pretty bad
Opposite sides of the same coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317320
Someone's upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317303
I imagine sex with a lilim would be glorious, imagine her using magic to make love to you in the 11 spacial dimensions simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317316
Nothing wrong with a bit of black clothing and hair dye. It's only when she starts with the candles, emo poetry, and keeping way too many blades around that you should be concerned.

Unless your daughter's a Lich. In that case, she's just starting to get serious about her rituals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317279
I'd say you're pretty unlikable yourself, what with your anger issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317323
You realize she'll get free eventually, and she won't forget how you went to town on her gigantic, but firm, Minotaur rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317333
Foreplay alone probably takes several hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317333
That sounds like the best way to lose your mind

Kudos to anyone that can stay sane after a night with a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317340
They probably give the best post-sex cuddles though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317332
Is it you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317334
It may just be to get some boy's attention.

Or she has feelings for a boy and the goth stuff is just her way of suppressing them because she's scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317338
Yeah probably, but I'd be long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317332
I suppose I am upset a little. It's like one of the guys in my pen and paper group has been letting his obnoxiously emo junior high age brother tag along for the past few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317334
Candles are nice and create a lovely ambiance. Blades can have a variety of unique and admirable traits about them; they can be a real work of art.
Emo poetry though? Yeah, that's a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317319
>Do Jackalope Girls exist?
Mamonomana could probably make them exist.
Otherwise they're just Wererabbits wearing fake antlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317346
A reward fit for the bravest of heroes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317351
It sounds like the real problem is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317320
Sounds like projection to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317319
Of course they do. I'll sell you one for about $3.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317339
Yes, that's the stuff, along with tender slow sex while looking in each others' eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317320
Would an MG even love a fat neckbeard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
Of course not anon, they're just human woman with extra bits slapped on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
Well, if he doesn't alp/still hasn't killed anyone, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
devil bugs
beelzebub
kikis, the poor things

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317373
>>14317375
I don't know, even Monsters must have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/5931073

Well /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317351
"that guy" is always kinda edgy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317376
>kikis, the poor things

Nah their profile specifies "working men". No NEETS for them.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monstergirl is Poplar from Working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
>>14317373
>>14317377
They can turn them into a Brad Pitt/whatever hot boy girls get wet for now if they want, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
Unless he's an utter lardass hiki with only weeb interests, I'm sure there's something that can be seen as attractive to a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317380
Oh, really? I should probably read it.
Thread gave me the impression they liked fixing neets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
Plenty of MGs would go for fat neckbeards
You have Devil Bug, Beelzebulb, Akaname and even Giant Slug!

More seriously, it depends on people's headcannon, but I don't believe an MG would stray away from a man no matter the reason, except the most extreme cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317377
Which is why they wouldn't even think about them.

Monster girls would only go after the same men human girls go after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
>A man?
>And I don't have to pay a dowry?
>And I don't have to share him?
>He's all mine?
>JACKPOT!
>So what if he's a fixer-upper.
>I'll fuck him into shape soon enough.
>Those harem bitches are going to be soooooooo jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316993
>Wisp
>Lich
>Apophis
>Kejourou
>Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317379
It's how he expresses his impotent rage at people not liking what he likes/liking what he doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317366
>>14317373
>>14317377
>>14317392

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317380
Not if you read the whole profile, they still can't help themselves if they find someone helpless and do their best to turn him around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317388
>Plenty of MGs would go for fat neckbeards
No they wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317333
Now I'm just reminded of the conversation a few threads back about quantum physics and particle vibrations across up to a dozen spatial dimensions.

After doing some reading into it, you start to realise that Lovecraft was just chipping at the tip of the iceburg. Beings from deep space that defy Euclidean geometry?
Try perceiving every individual particle in the universe as a series of localised vibrations across a range of associated particle "fields" that span all of creation.

It's pretty neat. Fun to learn, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317394
Your image makes me question the intent of your otherwise straightforward post

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317400
Shhh, don't ruin it for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317384
>>14317386
Good points.
>>14317388
I don't know. I mean they'd probably need to have a nice personality.
>>14317398
Shut up Rin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317398
We know, just ignore it. He's trying hard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317403
Going by his filename, I don't think that's the same Tewiposter we all know and love(loathe).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317405
Somebody has to say the truth anon, not a single monster girl would go after anyone here.

They'd go after the normal and well adjusted men of society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317377
Individually yes, they must have some standards, but generally it's just "no love for evil people or married in some cases", all others are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317401
It makes universes that don't operate on the same principles pretty much impossible to interact with though. So it's kind of a moot point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317408
>they'd probably need to have a nice personality
That's gotta be the biggest issue, since momonomana makes the body not matter.
All the actual neckbeards I've met have been cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never eat a Raging Mushroom and furiously discharge your jizzooka at the nearest MG passerby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317401
Sounds fantastic. I want to put my penis in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317412
Are you meaning to tell me that if they'd shave, shower and lift a little every now and then, things wouldn't be so bad for them?

Hubris anon, absolute hubris!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317414
Understandable. Still, it's a wonder to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317416
Muhmanobama alters the mind too bro. In KC land the basic rule for a monster husbanding a man is that he doesn't run away screaming from her, or at least that she can catch him when he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317401
>Dumb Wurm hears a lecture about quantum physics
>Gets curious about all the big words she can't understand
>Starts reading on her own
>Turns out to be an idiot-savant at the stuff
>Completely re-writes the known laws of physics with her breakthroughs
>All of her methods and dissertations have to be dictated, though, because her writing is in crayon and utterly illegible

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317416
I think if you're an absolute cunt MGs won't touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317426
Nah, they should just kill themselves.

Even if they tried to fix themselves they still wouldn't be loved by anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317439
More edge than a kejourou's razor hair. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317439
I have to admit, your solution is way faster than mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317401
>You are not like other carbon based lifeforms, Anon
>You freely choose to shamble around in that disgusting meat sack of an existence instead of transcending into true enlightenment
>But I can feel the ripples across time and space leading me to you
>Perhaps this is destiny, kismet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317444
Just report the faggot, he is doing the same shit again. Probably samefagging too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317444
More edge than a golem made of bismuth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317418
I want to feed an Alice a raging mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317444
More edge than the edge of the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317454
The mental gymnastics you people go through is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317464
Yeah, let's go with this. If nothing else it should be entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317459
Fuck you edgier than bismuth is my schtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317466
>dindu nuffin
Shh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317466
You really like that phrase, shitposter anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317466
>he said something I don't like? Probably saltguy who's also sammefagging
>Also bait, I guess
You know how this dance goes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Hellhound my bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317480
Well, do it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317412
>>14317426
>>14317439
>lel u r all neckbeards nobody would luv u
I don't know if bait, projection or just plain pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317444
When it comes to bullying far far past the line is it too sneak sticky bubblegum into a kejourou's comb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317468
I've always found it ironic that the edgiest of all metals also comes in a natural rainbow flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317480
Too bad, you will be her bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317480
Sure, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317491
Or maybe it's neither of those and you should chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317491
It's a very stale bait, Anon.
Don't give it a pity nibble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317480
She's female and a canine, all you need to do is to waifu her and your done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317497
But she's not real, and I can do whatever I want with her because she's just masturbation fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317497
That's a rather rusty hook you're using.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317497
But Anon, she's a switch

Any replies must rhyme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317480
You are too much of a weak little boy to do something like that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317494
It's not normally so colorful. The spectrum depends on the conditions under which it was grown. I've never managed to get anything but blue and purple when growing them myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317509
Just treat each other with love, and your relationship will take off without a hitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317493

you could do worse but she wouldn't appreciate that regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317504
If she were real, you would be her bitch.
>>14317506
>>14317509
I'm just messing with the faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317383
Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317513
I can do whatever I want anon. MGE allows you to have whatever you want however you want.

So if I want a submissive Hellhound, Ogre, Oni, Minotuar, etc I can have one without having to do anything.

>>14317518
No I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317480
>>14317503
>Anon goes up to a Hellhound
>"I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
>Her eye flames burst with joy
>She jumps at him and hugs him while giving him plenty of kisses
>After a minute of snuggling she drags him to the nearest Ero Church
>They get married and live happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317520
Somebody call the minotaurs, real salt is back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317518
So you're just shitposting to start an argument? Good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317523
Go away commercial anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317525
Eh, maybe he is banned like the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317523
You guys can't go an hour with your boogeyman, can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317525
He's not the one that started though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317521
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317518
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Here Anon, take this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317528
>*without

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317529
Yeah he is, all that one anon did was state what he wanted to do with a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317533
No, now is shitposting time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317520
Just accept that you wouldn't be able to do jack shit against a monstergirl. They will give you headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317533
>yuri
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317535
And he totally didn't want shitposting to happen. when we were in the middle of shitposting. Yes, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317539
This is bait, don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be held and loved by a sandworm. I'd do anything for that feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317539
No thanks, I can do whatever I want with a monster girl and there is nothing you can do to stop me from thinking that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317533
The way their hips connect to their torsos seems a little off. The distinct lines make them look like doll joints.

Either way, I would give one of my limbs if it meant being sandwiched between them on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317542
You're a little paranoid anon, I think you should calm down and stop acting like a faggot.

All he did was talk about what he wanted to do with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317545
I want that but with a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317540
>T-they're touching e-each other, noooo stop it

O I am laffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317533
But I have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317540
What yuri?

>>14317548
I'm not sure if you're being dumb on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317545

sandworms are pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317546
>>14317548
Anon pls, those are just silly fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317550
Nice shitpost Saltfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317553
My tall, strong wolfgirls could beat your fat, lazy catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317557
Same to you qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317559
That is homosexual anon, don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317562
Can't stop me ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317520
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317575
How is it autism to enjoy what you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317575
Shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317540
>enticing the viewer
>yuri
Don't be like that, shit like this is why we can't have mff threesome anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317582
But we can still have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317582
MFF is yuri bait. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317509
Stuck guarding Hades, she's got a thousand year itch
Sweet juices shine, on skin as black as pitch
Trickling, dripping, drooling, down thighs that do bewitch
Follow with our tongue, cross valleys flowing rich
Into lips' trembling gloom
and womb we much enrich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317547
Next level vagina bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317582
Just ignore faggots like >>14317584

[Anonymous No.]

I've never seen so much falseflagging. There's like double and even triple falseflagging going on right now. It's like I took a trip to Falseflags Over Texas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317583
I'm sure you know what I meant.

>>14317584
>you know what I don't care anymore.jpg
It's only yuri when the 'but they should love each other' fags show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317578
>>14317579
Oh, shut up, you won't pull me into your autistic ramblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317594
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317594
Keep shitposting pal, it amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317593
>but they should love each other' fags
Which is all of the time now, so thanks to them MFF is lumped in with yuri shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317593
>'but they should love each other'

Well they should like each other. I don't want to be caught in some weird rivalry shit when I'm trying to have a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317596
Yes, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317586
I want to eat that burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317586
>Awawawawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317597
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317600
What?

[Anonymous No.]

I am sure that at this point no one gives a shit and that's why they keep replying. Have we gone zen? We accept that shitposting is eternal and we just weather the salt.
>If you know you are being trolled and reply, are you really being trolled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317591
I don't even know who to report any more. This thread is going down in flames, Im going inna woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317546
You are weak. Weak like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317586
Yeti is enjoying that inferno burger way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317613
Sure anon, whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317591
>It's like I took a trip to Falseflags Over Texas.
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

So, where is the kiki janitor with that broom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317611
If the "Nuh uh, you can't have X" faggots could fuck off, that would improve the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317619
Oh, you are not mad anymore? Now we can start with the thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317598
It's like two guys who push that. So long as remember yiri is shit, we'll be fine. MFF shouldn't suffer because o some lilifags. I mean, I'm a haremfag, if my girls are ever touching each other it would be to entertain me. But that's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if implementing posting IDs would help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317626
But you can't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317604
I want to help a loli grizzly bulk for winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317630
Probably but it won't happen so no need to think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317629
Anon it's not going to happen. MFF can no longer be posted anymore without yurifags shitting up the place. Same with harems and the like.

I blame /a/ and /u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317545
Sandworms definitely have their charm

Stay nice and comfy inside of her while she travels across deserts
She assumes a more humanoid form to accompany me in visiting towns
Alternate between sleeping inside of her and on a bed with her human form
Use magic to have television, internet and many other things inside her
Watch a romantic movie on our way to a new country
Having a child together and homeschooling her
Seeing her grow up to be as large as her mother

I don't know why I find the idea of living inside a Sandworm so attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317626
It's a double edged sword anon, sure it bothers one when it something one likes that gets shitposted because of it's possible relation to something else, but it's those same rage filled people who keep the really shitty stuff out with their salt.
I accept it.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317630
Just for these threads? Overall, there isn't that much people in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317586
>steaming Wendigo
She's her own fire alarm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317630
Holy shit I want to do lewd things with that Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317634
>you can't have that
Fuck you shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317636
I suppose that's also true.

Man, fuck your street sign capthca google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317630
Unf why is she so perfect. I want to be spoiled rotten by that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317639
I wish the artist didn't sameface so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317553
i want to make her my Familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317637
It's board wide, isn't it? It's not like something we can implement ourselves, and us asking would just piss off the rest of /jp/. Understandably too, since we're transplants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317634
>I blame /a/
Nah I'm from /a/ and I dislike yuri, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317651
Ask hiro to make it site wide, tell him it will earn him more advertiser shekels or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317651
I'm wating for the day I see hiro posting in this board, he needs to come here at some point. Then you could ask him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317634
>Be yurifag
>Like and have plans for both yuri and MF and MFF stuff
You're silly.

[Anonymous No.]

It got quiet all the sudden, did they get bored?
Is it safe to come out?

[Anonymous No.]

>We moved towards the city, steadfast in our holy cause and beheld such a fortress
>And on every hand there was a great plane of woe
>Bitter tombs were scattered all over, made to glow hotter than iron need be for any craft
>And such dire laments that issued forth from within
>Coming from only those who are truly wretched, and forever lost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317665
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317662
Well, why don't you stay here with us.
>>14317663
I'm always with you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317665
Oi metalhead, hows about you speak like wot a normal person talks, eh? None of that fairy poetry of yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317671
Always?
Like, always always?
Shit, this is going to get awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317665
Fix your tenses tinman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317663
The Shoggoths have been successfully removed, it is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317671
>Allowing yurifags
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317663
It's the same ban-evading faggot who shows up at around this time every day. He plays both sides of the argument (yuri in this instance), gets banned, then strawmans to say it's (dis)allowed. You want to know why certain people are locked behind a range ban? This is why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317650
But her hands are small and dainty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317669
>>14317672
I WILL RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE IN PARADISE

MY WAY WILL BE PAVED WITH THE SINS OF MAN, AND YOURS, ANON

WILL BE THE BEDROCK OF MY RETURN

AND ALL THAT IS 'GOOD' IN THE UNIVERSE SHALL BE GONE

FOREVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317687
>It's all one guy!
baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317676
It's not awkward, it's friendship.
>>14317682
Eh, we can always ask him nicely to leave if he gets too annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317690
She's cute. Would headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317691
...Do I get angel pussy out of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317680
You can never be sure with Shoggoths that accordion might be a part of her

I say all that we all get naked with the Kikis and go in an empty room, that's the only way to be certain the Shoggoths have been removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317687
Wait, are we fighting about yuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317698
>the kikis are a shog in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317680
Nope. I've been wearing my wife as clothes the entire time, filling her with my seed even as I go about my day. Not giving that up, even for a Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317702
Sure
Which color do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317704
How disgusting
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317702
No, we're fighting about skub.

>2015
>still being anti-skub

I seriously hope you guys are better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317634
It can, we just rage on them like always if they show.

Come on anon, you really don't want to come home to a warm meal lovingly prepared by your holst and seasoned with the best spices grown in her gardenby your troll waifu? Gettting straddled by that big, flowery booty as you prepare to eat, only for the holst to go mino and knock her to the ground, reminding her that their husband comes first. Grabbing her by the hair and apologizing as she unzips your pants and makes the troll violently throat you while she licks your neck and tells you how good you taste? To have her wrestle the troll with her mouth, fighting for your semen, saliva made thicker by your seed connecting them as they break off, holding hands walking to the bedroom as they beckon to you? Drowning in their perfume as they graze you, removing your clothes piece by piece, liberating your raging manhood and quelling it between both their dripping sexes, making it slick as they lift and lower their hipd, making it slick with their juices until you shoot off again all over their bellies, picking the pungent ropes of seed between their fingers and feeding each other as they both grip your shaft. Then they lay down and each kiss and lick a side of it, kissing it like a newborn, the troll getting revenge for earlier and making the holst work for your milk, trapping her arms and legs and opening her up for you to do as you please, and as you pound her, your partner in crime works her asshole with her fingers, assaulting her with more pleasure than she can handle. Troll squeezing her breasts with her tail in a pseudo shibari while you suck on them and not one to fall behind, the holst uses her own tail to violate the troll as well until you're all a sweat and sex stench covered mess?

Maybe I'm wrong and it's best keep on as we are, but not wanting that? That's gay to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713
Yurifag leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713
That holst must have a pretty powerful tail if she can violate a troll like that. Just imagine the muscle density. And even with the limp tuft of fur on the end, too. That's a feat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317722
Not a yurifag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317665
>We marched 'er toward the city, steadfast in holy cause
>And lo, o'er horizon, faithful eyes lay upon such a fortress as n'er beheld by mortal men
>Everywhere, tombs were scatted upon the doleful plains that spilled upon its base, red and hot as unquenched steel
>Unceasingly did woeful laments cry forth from their hearths
>Voices of the wretched and forever lost

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713
I want no part in this nonsense, but I can't let that slide. That was terrible and I would rather you not do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

http://a.pomf.cat/yxwmyi.png
More waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317731
Cow tails are really strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713
Well, yeah that's kinda hot. Just a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317732
Sure you aren't, Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317737
Can't let what slide? What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317704
>Wearing your waifu as clothes and having sex with her all day long
>You can't keep yourself from having a wide smile during a bad work conversation
>Everyone applauds your optimism and positive energy
>One guys asks you what's your secret to being so happy all the time
>You answer that it's because you have the best of wives
>Feel a shock of pleasure run through your clothes
>Your shift ends and you beat your record
>Came 67 times and as usual no one noticed
>Kiss your shirt and thank your waifu for the great day
>Go home to have some more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317742
Can't reason with the stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713
More please. I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

What MG kids would be the least hassle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317740
I've never been near a cow's rear end for long enough to find out how powerful the tails are, so that's where the surprise comes from.

>>14317738
Why are gazers such lewd self-voyeurs? Are they narcissistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317754
Define hassle.

>>14317753
I'm too drunk for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317690
aye, i would miss those huge and fluffy paws. maybe I could find a Witch she should be able to help her get her fluffy paw hands

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/ has now accepted yuri cancer.
Fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317750
>a bad work conversation
I messed that up it should have been
>a bad day of work

Have this picture as an apology

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317755
They're not voyeurs.
They're just cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317762
no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317755
There's a lot of muscle on the tail base but the joints have almost no travel so it couldn't do anything he posted. Haven't you ever made oxtail stew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317760
Ok, but you need to write more later tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317762
We haven't, stop false flagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317769
It's s holst's tail, not a real cow. Stop thinking so hard about porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317760
Rebellious, hard to manage, mischievous

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317767
>>14317772
Pretty sure when almost every reply to yuri garbage like >>14317713 is positive I'm pretty sure that means this thread now allows this crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317760
You should stop Bollocks. You always do stupid shit like pick fights and write about monsterboys when you're drunk. This is no exception. Step away from the keyboard before you do something you'll regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317762
Disgusting. Good thing we are /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317784
We're not Metal Gear General anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317784
THis is not a joke god fucking damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317734
I was quoting the mediocre but not really remember-able God of War knockoff for the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317788
Wait, what?
>>14317789
Oh boy, calm down take deep breaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317780
I wasn't the one that said real cows could do that when he asked, buddy. Go be stupid somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317794
/mgg/ is Metal Gear General over on /vg/.
We're called /mgt/ or Monster Girl Thread to avoid confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317783
Try again. Or don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317782
Or, you know, a few people in the thread don't have to throw a shit fit like you every time it pops up and can enjoy it? And only one of those replies was for more. Every other one was neutral, a tangent, or people saying stop (one of which was probably you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317800

Yeah, by you maybe. This place has always been /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317802
>>>/u/

Go and stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317795
You are the one that started to talk about cow tail joints. Eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously, how the hell can someone hate threesomes?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey kid, you like grape soda?..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317800
Not really. Either one is used here, and /mgg/ is older. It's like saying mg means only master grade or /hpg/ is hyperpulse generator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317808
Yuri and yuri undertones in threesomes are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317809
Kind of, but I like slimes better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317808
It's easy to hate the devil's triangle, or when the guy is a third wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317802
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>you're here forever
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446774986397.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317809

i like strawberry soda more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317803
How long have you been here anon? We were /mgt/ when I joined.
/mgg/ was a term created by shitposters to try to get us banned back in the /a/ days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317808
Because the only thing allowed here is fat NEETs bending a single impossible woman to their will with their cock. Anything else is heresy and you should feel ashamed for liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317817
Jubjubs aren't too bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317809
That depends. Are you offering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317783
Since when is being drunk analogous to being me? Jesus Christ Anon, I don't drink as often as you seem to think I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317820
Fuck off yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317819
Wrong. It was /mgg/ first and then we started using /mgt/ to try and dodge the great "every general is getting kicked" exodus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317817
That's probably the nicest pair of tits I've ever seen latenight draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317809
Y-Yes ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317830
Huh. I must have missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

Now we are fighting about yuri. How about we stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317836
Not until Yurifags stop ruining MFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317836
We create the perfect storm of Karma Sutra teachings and hand holding techniques for turning your partner into a sopping mess while drinking shitty beers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317829
>yurifag
It's cute that this is your only response. I don't post yuri or MFF stuff. I just find it funny that that retards like you get this ass-blasted at the thought of a second woman being involved in any situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317713
god I love threesomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317828
Lots of writers are known for being drunk. You're known for writing stuff that kicks off huge shitstorms when you are drunk. Which is thankfully not that often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317844
Nothing wrong with a second woman being involved. It is wrong when she starts acting like a dyke with the other woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317844
There's a difference between a threesome and when the guys looks like a third wheel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317844
>Trying so hard to associate yuri with MFF
>Please pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317850
But I want my waifus to cumswap my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317855
Describe a situation where the guy is the third wheel, I actually curious as to what you mean by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317848
I'd argue the first point you're making because writing hasn't happened in any for serious capacity for quite some time now but will own up to the stupid shit like Cat-trap, Nurgle and the [REDACTED], That one Alping yaoi shit that was totally not fueled by imaging Khal Drogo going ham on Viserys in a wig and whatever else this one did.

On another note, this whole shitstorm is stupid(er) than the idea of waifu'ing a non-Mad Hatter Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317732
Wasn't this written in response to that one cute little pic from /monster/? Kind of an asinine prompt, but a fairly cute story nonetheless. Loses points for ripping off the Manticore-Ghost-Ward shtick from PRW's Hellhound story though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317867
That's okay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317870
Nyaanon's Doublemaus
Kekercore

Actually Bob does that with threesomes a lot, probably because he tries to push that stupid "everyone loves each other and is sexually attracted to each other equally" fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pat a valiant kobold knight on the head and tell her she's a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317873
>response to
No
>ripping off manticore ghost ward
I have no idea what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317872
>On another note, this whole shitstorm is stupid(er) than the idea of waifu'ing a non-Mad Hatter Matango.

It is, in part because waifuing a matango isn't a stupid idea at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317809

Would slimes smell/taste like certain fruits/flowers on their own or would they need to eat a particular thing first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317882
>It is, in part because waifuing a matango isn't a stupid idea at all.

Get back on your bike and keep riding mister, if you know what's good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317809
I'm not afraid of heights, it's the ground I'm suspicious of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317880
>I have no idea what that is.
Basically the exact same thing in an older story.
Manticore assaults a boy whom a Hellhound likes. Hellhound rips off her tailpussy, then tears her soul from her body and seals it in this little bat-plushy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317884
I am now imagining a slime preparing for a date by engulfing a bunch of flowers to smell good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317886
Matangos are cute and squishy and lovely. They just need to be managed and kept isolated from populations.

>>14317893
That's hardcore. I mean I've come up with some fairly hardcore stuff for the hellhound, but that is Hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was dumb and completely unnecessary. Time for better things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317893
You forgot to mention that the boy was blind, and was also raped by multiple Manticores, which Eris dealt with.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music would your waifu listen to? Would you two be compatible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317882
>Matango isn't a bad waifu

If I wanted a stationary cum pump I'd go for a Gargoyle in the daytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317924
Why not a nice alraune?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck your sister is she was a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317920
I think it was just the 1 manticore, plus assorted goons. It's been a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather be assimilated by a Matango or Alra Parasol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
I don't fucking understand this threads obsession with incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317939
If I have to be assimilated by something it's going to be sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
I wish my brother was a girl, fuck.
>>14317940
Well, we are from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317931
Ambivalent. Would smash the fuck out of a CC Apple Tree Dryad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317939
They both sound pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317939
That's not how you spell Borg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317608
HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317940
Well, we're from /a/ originally and on /jp/ now, so it makes sense. Are you not aware of Japan's obsession with incest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
I'd fuck my mother if she was a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317952
I remember I watched a Japanese porno where a guy knocked his sister out in a hallway dragged her into the kitchen and raped her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317945
>I wish my brother was a girl, fuck.
I don't, my brother is a cool dude, I like him the way he is.
I just wish my sister wasn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317951
That Wendigo is betting honked alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317940
What's there to understand? It's hot as fuck you damn asexual pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317960

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
If she was turned, I would strive to put at least the earth's diameter between us. She's a disrespectful bitch as she is, and her becoming a monster would not change my image of her.

She basically ruined the Sabbath for me, and no door-to-door witch is going to change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317922
>What kind of music would your waifu listen to?
Classical music.

>Would you two be compatible?
Two hours ago I was listening to Boccherini, so yes.

>inb4 fedora

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317965
>>14317960
I'm not ready to be a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317960
[x] Taken home

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317952
I am well aware of it and I still don't understand it. Shit's fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317967
It's only fedora if you pretend Classical music is the only thing worth listening to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317960
Aww, why is she sad? Come here you little cutie, I'll...
Wait
>pubes
That's an adult! She just looks like that to make it easier to fly! Don't let her trick you!

Nah, Imma take her home anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
>mfw my sister would totally become a hellhound
Time for filicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317962
getting*
>>14317968
All you have to do is let them in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317975
Give her to me so you can alp safely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317972
That's nice, Anon. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317976
>All you have to do is let them in.
But I don't want to make them miserable. I'd be a terrible father and an even worse husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317960
>Pubes
Is this an advanced Sabbath technique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
I would fuck her if she were a 2D human girl, she doesn't even need to be a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
>mfw when I realize my sister would most likely be a orc do to how stupid she is and the way her body looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
>only child
Feels pretty good most of the time, but it's still a pretty lonely life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317976
Morbidly depressed individuals do not make good parents, or good people for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317978
No. Cut off your balls and eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317991
Would you bang her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318005
I'm not into orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317999
Becareful there, you will be banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317976
>all you have to do is let them in

BA BA DOOOK DOOOK DOOOOOOOKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318012
Shittily meme'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317999
Are you going to do this again? Seriously?
>>14318011
Wait, are we talking about the green orcs or MGE orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318012
You're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318014
Let her in, she's fluffy and it's cold out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318018
Getting sick of this boogeyman crap. The fuck am I doing 'again?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318017
>>14318020
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318018
MGE orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317920
>Boy was blind
Didn't seem particularly relevant.
>Was raped
Suppose that's a valid difference, but I was mostly focusing just on the talisman/ward/souljar bit.
>Multiple manticores
See >>14317937

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318022
Might be a little too lewd there friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318032
Blush marks aren't lewd, they're cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318026
Just ignore him, he loves his boogeyman...a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318022
Would you a Babadook girl?

I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318022
Alright, but a dorm for one person is going to be pretty cramped. Hope she doesn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318038
m-maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318034
I was talking about her lewd moth nipples. They're even inverted, those are the lewdest kind!

[Anonymous No.]

Dipping your daughter in honey and licking her clean. Every crease and crevice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to walk right up to the meanest, toughest looking Ogre and kiss her right on the mouth while grabbing a handful of that firm Ogre butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318052
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318052
I am unable to determine the logistics involved in carrying out such an action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318038
What's a Babadook supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318044
I had an idea for her once, but that's a far off dream.

Think Boogiemom, but wearing that trench coat like a hipster and going out of her way to scare you before she snuggles you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317999
>he deleted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318058
Where slimes are involved I suggest that chocolate that hardens.

>>14318056
Gay and shit parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318063
The only woman my tongue is touching is my daughteru's mother.
And you're just going to have to deal with that you disgusting daughteru fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318061
I can dig it but it might get old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318061
Not entirely sure if my heart could take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318062
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318065
You don't have a wife or daughter. Deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318052
Why my daughter. Why not my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318076
Because
daughter>wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318071
CUT DEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318077
No. They're on different groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318069
He deleted his post or the janitor is watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318052
getting the honey out of her fluffy wings we will need take a long hot soak in the tub, together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318071
I don't think you understand the concept of "Waifu" and "Daughteru".
And I'm 21, it's way too early.

[Anonymous No.]

A benevolent wizard in another world has decided to, out of the goodness of his heart, conjure up your waifu.
He will open a portal and transport her straight to your bedroom, and that'll be that.
However, before he does, he will compile an archive. Every post you've ever made in these threads will be gathered and displayed for your waifu to read through in their entirety.

Given what best you can remember of every notable post you've made in the past, how do you expect your waifu to react? What will be the first thing she says to you in response to everything she's read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
"Slut."

And then sex would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
>"What the fuck is a "Kamen Rider"?"
>That or "I hope you're prepared to please all of us."
I have too many waifus, and it's gonna ruin my laifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318068
At least it's better than Elder Thing-chan. Which is a whole different can of worms not worth opening simply because of how over-designed she was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318080
Yes

>God tier
Daughterus, Mothers
>Great tier
Sisters, Aunts
>Good tier
Nieces, cousins
>eh tier
vanilla relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
Nothing good I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318099
>Vanilla relationships
>Including childhood friends
>"eh tier"
I will fucking fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
>"Aww...you're pretty sweet..."
>"What is with your obsession with correcting people for what you perceive as errors?"
>Why'd you write these couple of shitty NTR Greentexts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
She would love how I'm a warrior of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
I hope she likes lewd greentexts, fetishes and mausposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
>'Oh my!'
'So much milk... Is this really what you think about?'
>'Not that I'm objecting or anything. It's just a lot.'
>'So, what do you say we make those fantasies a reality, hmm?'
>'But only if you stop talking about those mean dragons so much!'
What can I say, I like dragon writing. But I always come back to the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318099
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
She takes notice to my love for lactation and Undead girls I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
She would have plenty of fun shitposting with me, being a cheshire and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318105
You will lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
'You are a loathsome, offensive piece of human offal.'

'But I wouldn't have you any other way.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318111?
Can I touch your cow, Anon?

Just once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318060
>14318060
She goes Baba DOOK DOOK DOOK while you fuck her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
I think they would immediately ignore me and go after another person.

Thank god, relationships are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318120
I'm a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318061
>>14318125
I assume that she'd also retain the sharp teeth and claws. And would potentially be tall, pale, and busty like pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318123
>Coveting another man's cow
Have you no shame, anon?

Though I'm sure she has a sister that wouldn't object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
She would probably ask why I shitpost and try to correct people I never see, then freeze up as she sees my posts agreeing with maussniffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318129
I have guns and no regard for human life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318130
Something a little bit more pretentious than that. But Spooky Tall Babadook is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318131
>thin ass legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318130
>Tall as fuck
>Stacked as fuck

I am doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318143
Good, please die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318147
What's wrong with you now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316975
>missing the chance for the joke this badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318140
They're step-sisters. Her mom was a bit leaner of a breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318147
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318154
Hm, what did I miss? How does it goes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
>maids are olev
>kikis are olev

I should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight, thread. Don't let life get you down.
Get a healthy amount of sleep, and always drink a glass of water when you wake up in the mornings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318176
That Anubis looks like she could use a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318176
Stay up for 20 and sleep for 20.
Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318187
Even anubi can fall on hard times.

>>14318188
But that's inefficient! You're not making full use of your REM sleep periods to actually rest and refresh yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no clumsy big-hipped Zombie waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318198
I want to give her hugs and head-pats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318198
Well I guess the entire month of July was wasted then. Not like summer months matter anyway.

Winter and Fall are the best. BEST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318206
Squiggly is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318206
I prefer the Chun-Li version

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318208
Make sure to nuzzle her, hug and rub her tummy from behind too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318218
I shall! Very happily so! And I'll be sure to brush her tail too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318221
The shows of affection are helping, but the anubis is still sad. Isn't there anything else you can do to really snap her out of her depression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318230
Paw massages? Belly rubs? Kissing her !.!? Rubbing her ears? Taking care of some of her work while she relaxes? I'd do anything to help bring back her smile, and let her keep it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
>aww you shoulda finished that jinko security guard story..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318240
It makes her feel loved, but it's still superficial. Whenever you walk in on her, you just find her sitting around glumly, wondering about her purpose in life.
How do you fix her broken spirit?

[Anonymous No.]

Will science ever be able to explain heart pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318255
It's just the power of love, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318255
I want one or twenty of these bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318255
Garbage doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318206
>19A-14-DAMN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318254
Hmm...well, maybe it'd help if I brought her an issue that I can't handle myself? Something that I know that she, and she alone could do, and do well? A problem that she's the only one I could properly trust to properly fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318131
>Have you no shame, anon?
I'm here talking about fictional waifus with animal parts. Of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318280
That could work. But what problem could you have that, out of all the people on the planet, only she can solve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318255
Because hobos are too perfect
Hobos are love
Hobos are life

[Anonymous No.]

Wow guys, this thread is shit, how did that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318300
Intense shitposting as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318300
Someone said the y-word

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318300
Very persistent shitposters. Don't pay it any mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318308
That barely had any effect, honestly.
Most of the shitposting has been about other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318308
Ain't nothin wrong with a yottabyte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318300
I blame saltman.
>inb4 b-but muh boggeyman
I don't really give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamonomango enhanced "green" Zombiegirls when? I want muh Wights with magical plant powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318308
Yuki-onna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318289
I'd find one. And if all else failed...I'd create a situation utterly disastrous, which I knew her specific skills and capabilities would be needed to solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318314
Go away commercial anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318300
There's always shit in these threads.

I want to make a shit slime from all the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318314
I actually made this a few days ago but never posted it, it just gives you an idea of which post you should ignore and report. There is more, but i'ts pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318315
>Wights with plant powers
Isn't that just an undead elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318319
Irony.

[Anonymous No.]

Get your mousepads here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318328
Since we no longer care about being stupid, I'd say it's appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318324
You actually took time out of your day and made this? Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318318
Alternatively, you could go the cheesy route and tell her there's a position in your heart only she can fill.
But yours works too. You could put yourself in a faked disaster, which actually becomes a real disaster and has to actually be solved by her before shit hits the turbine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318329
I don't like big cushions on my mousepad. Got any sabbath or oomukades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318329
I want a Jubjub one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318324
He really likes to play the "dindu nuffin" card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318316

they're pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318334
There was an episode of Gilligan's Island about this exact thing. Probably lots of other shows too, but I remember this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318334
Faked? Oh no, it'd have to be real from the onset. Even as foolish as it might be, I trust her absolutely to see things through.

The cheesy line can come after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318342
What happens if you shave her ice though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318329
I'd love to get one of this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318333
Yeah, it took me 15 minutes doing it but it was so much i just got bored eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318324
>gives you an idea of which post you should ignore and report
Actually, it does not. Most of these look like normal posts everyone here has made at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318351
Man, I thought I wasted my time too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318348
I would prefer the bullied Hathor picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318352
Time to reevaluate your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318352
What? No they don't. That image is 100% pure shitpost except the two posts of people calling him out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318347
That's a marriage proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318352
Make sure you're only looking at the posts with the red trashbins on them. Those are him, and they're all shitposts, except 1 or two where he's pretending to be somebody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318354
It's not bad, but I like the one where she's all happy and perky & pushing them up together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318357
Are you really implying that we've never seen posts like that before the rise of Salt-man? Because if you do, I don't know what else to tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318354
Why would anyone bully Hathor? She seems like such a sweet lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318363
I'm telling you it's all shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318362
She's getting bullied in that one too, you can tell by the little emote lines next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318365
A lot of it is, I'm not contesting that. But to say it'll help you to pick him out from the crowd is a stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318369
I was talking about my image up here >>14318348

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318372
Ah, I meant the other version of >>14318362

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318371
His posts are pretty characteristic.
He hates Hellhounds, he likes the word fuckboy, he likes saying 'x is for faggots', and he's always inappropriately aggressive and hostile.

Being aware of that and disregarding any posts that display these things would be generally beneficial.
Except the Hellhound thing, that depends on how it's worded. More people than him could dislike them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318364
You only bully her to tease her, not hurt her. Her pouty face when you mess with her is cute. Plus, then you get to make it up to her with cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318388
You say that, but I don't see the boogeyman going away anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318364
Exactly. She's just asking for it with that bright personality and lewd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318391
Because people get mad about it, which makes the people who use the name feel like they're succeeding in getting back at the shitposter.

You should never get shitposters cute little names, it just encourages them, but getting mad when people do just encourages them to keep using it.
It's like double-reverse something or other, I don't even know. You get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

So this lovely creature is getting an anime.
Why don't we have more monstergirls that fit this archetype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318398
Sounds about right...I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318401
Do you mean chubby? Cuz there's plenty of art of chubby monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318408
I mean the pure slut archetype
And gyaruko isn't really chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318401
I've actually been toying with the idea of writing a gyaru p'orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318401
>gyaru turboslut the show
Into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318416
>Into the trash
Alongside an entire box worth of used fap tissues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318413
Guess it's just that image for m. Also,
>pure slut
I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a ushi so much.

What weapon would you like to see your MG waifu using?

I want her dual wielding a pair of curved-hilt lightsabers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318426
http://raw.senmanga.com/Oshiete!-Gyaru-Ko-Chan/001/
You can probably guess from the images.
Basically, it's a pure girl pretending to be a slut.
You know, like Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318438
Her old sword from her Order days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318452
Ahh. Rachnee might be a good fit. Lewd and provocative as hell in public, but is very sweet if you get her to open up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318438
I imagine her having a massive mace or morning star. Just like, stupidly big for how small her frame is, but she hefts it around like it's nothing because of that hidden minotaur strength. But she's also apologetic about having to smash people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318438
Spell tome, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318468
I want an oppai loli white dragon who tries to act tough but is silenced by headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
There's a pretty good chance, depending on she turns into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
No.
She's got a boyfriend and I've got no desire to be with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
Neither of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317935
No, but if I had a MG as a sister I'd probably be raped due to the frequency in which I fap

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play a children's card game with a Pharaoh. Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318539
Can I do it while riding a motorcycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318540
You can try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318543
Try? Bitch, I'm so Metal I don't need to try, I'll just do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>The first of your many kikimora daughterus brings her husband home
>You're anxious to see what he'll be like, you first daughter choosing a husband is a bit of a hurdle for you as a dad, she was just a baby so recently (at least it seemed like it)
>The man and your daughter arrive at your home
>She greets you, your wife, and her countless isters
>You shake the guys hands, firm grip, clean cut, seems good enough
>Your wife and daughters prepare dinner as you and the man sit by the fire and attempt to make small talk
>Dinner is perfect (as always) and the atmosphere is warm as you all sit at your family's massive dinner table
>As your daughters clear the table away, you lead the man off
>You take him into your massive, ornate study
>High vaulted ceilings, tall book cases carved of Carpathian elm, and a large desk of the same wood
>Oh yeah, you're rich as fuck. (based kiki wife's support)
>You go over to your bar and pour two glasses of your finest cognac
>You hand him the glass "Think you're good enough to marry my daughter, huh?"
>The man gives you a resolute nod
>"I guess it doesn't matter what you or I think, they can just tell weather a man is good or not. I'd be foolish to think my judgement is better than her's in this regard, I know she picked well."
>You take a sip of the cognac and then light a fine cigar, offering one to the man too
>You take a long drag "Listen, kid, you've hit easy street, okay?"
>He nods again
>"Just listen to what she has to say and don't disappoint her. It's literally that simple."
>Another nod
>"They do the rest, really. They like it too, just let her handle it."
>"A kikimora is literally the perfect wife, you can't ask for more. They're perfect."
>"Don't you dare hurt her though or subvert her expectations, I can have things done to you, but I'd rather not have to do that, understand?"
>You take a puff on the cigar, exhaling smoke out your nose "Kikis are love, kikis are life. Get rich pop out some daughters and make sure some other guys can get in on this too."
>Silence permeates the room as you both revel in your drink and tobacco
>The man breaks the silence "But how about those downy, soft feather pubes, right?!"
>You smirk, contented
>You toast with the young lad "How about those fucking feather pubes? GOD DAMN."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318544
Sure anon, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! That clumsy Elf tripped and fell! Go help her up already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318546
breh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318558
This is the fifth times she's tripped though!
I swear, these elves must not be eating right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318558
Oops, I fell too so now I'm on top of her and also my pants are gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318558
fucking chocolate elves, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318558
She could at least close her legs. It's unbecoming of a lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318558
Instructions unclear. Penis got stuck in vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318579
>>14318558
I WANT TO TAKE AN ENEMY BROWN ELF PRISONER AND THEN RAPE HER IN A RAGE AFTER SHE INSULTS HUMANITY, BUT AFTER FINDING OUT THAT WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON AND VALUE THE SAME THINGS, I WANT TO MARRY AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH HER AFTER WE BOTH REALIZE HUMAN-ELF HATRED IS ACTUALLY FOOLISH AND WE SHOULD ALL JUST GET ALONG BECAUSE WE ARE MORE ALIKE THAN DIFFERENT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318589
I want to pamper her and feed her till she's a nice, soft breeding machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318589
There's no need to rape a brown elf. They're not exactly against inter-species romance. It's those snobby high elves you gotta break down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318589
I want to buy that elf and give her a nice home.

She looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318592
How soft are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318558
If she wants to fuck she can wait until we reach a town or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318605
The softest, the kind that has hips worthy of a broodmother and a rear that the hem of her nightie can barely cover.
Breasts as soft as marshmallows that mold beneath your hands and easily the size of her head.
Maybe a bit of pudge about the middle but it would quickly become unimportant due to the constant pregnancies I'll make sure she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318592
you want to live in a nice stone house with her and your daughters, by a nice creek and a sunny field? You want to take them into town to buy groceries and perhaps gifts because your daughters have been doing so well in school? do you want to see the warm sunlight play against their silver eyelashes and brilliant white teeth? do you want them to say something like "thank you, papa!" as they hug you and your wife laughs contentedly? do you then want to go home an enjoy your wife's take on a traditional eleven stew now using human ingredients (reflecting the half-elf nature of your family)? Do you want to read them a story next to a roaring fire? After all of that do you want to tuck each of them into bed and then cuddle into your own bed with you wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318608
>Not wanting to fuck a brown elf bareback in the woods
Son...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318612
Yes.
Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318613
It's dirty in the woods, that and it can be petty uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf taking your order up at Burger Queen acting like you're the reason her grandmother got raped 200 years ago.

She's right you time traveling fuck. Stop bullying your granddaughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318610
This is about the softest version of Brown elf I can find. This good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318623
What? I'm no time traveler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318626
A good start.
We can always soften her up as the brood grows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318616
Know what else is dirty in the woods? Elves. Particularly after a good hike. Something about it just gets them going. And if you're uncomfortable it's just because you didn't take her first offer. The longer you wait to accept the less inviting the locations she'll choose because she's getting desperate.

>>14318627
Not yet, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318627
That's exactly the kind of thing a time traveling rapist would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318546
Elm? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318631
No really, I'm not a time traveler! I'm smart enough to do something as complex as that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318623
What is my grand daughter doing working at burger queen? Shamefur dispray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318630
Well that elf is just going to have to wait a little bit longer until I get to town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318631
This is a story in the making, let's see where it goes.
>Wake up Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318638
But she wants you to go to town on her! In the woods! Now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318636
>I'm smart enough to do something as complex as that!
ジーイ

>>14318637
Maybe that's why you're there harassing her. Or maybe you planted her there an an extremely elaborate attempt at getting free food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318640
She can wait!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, take some time to consider how you should act around foriegn dignitaries.

You wouldn't want to laugh at a mighty kobold warlord in her fullplate would you? Giving her headpats and calling her cute as she fumes.

That would be like meeting an emissary from the dreaded shadow lands and asking the wight knight what it was like when she was a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318638
>Making your elf wait for the dick
You some kind of retarded, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318644
>ジーイ
What? I'm serious anon, there no way I am smart enough to understand and build a time machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318647
But anon, then she'll be even more eager for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318647
I'm not fucking her in the woods for any reason when there is a perfectly good town not far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318648
You just haven't been made mad enough yet. Humans can achieve anything with enough anger funneled into their ambitions.

Outsourcing the labor is also a viable option. I'm sure some lich somewhere has been wronged by an elf and is willing to help you rape the past with magical portals and shit. Sure would be awkward if It was your resulting bastard offspring who wronged her in the first place though.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the MGC massage parlor! Is this your first time here? Great, you're going to love it! The atmosphere's great and the girls are all friendly. Keep in mind that we don't do happy endings, but with that said, here are our services:

[ ]Slime Cube: you'll be up to your neck in a warm gooey slime girl, massaging your body with waves of warmth and pressure. Guaranteed to ease fatigue and improve blood flow!

[ ]Royal Paw Rub: it's the back massage fit for a pharaoh! Our resident anubis' squishy paw pads will melt your stress away and send tingles all over. We guarantee it's the best back massage this side of the Nile! Please don't tell her I made those jokes though, cute as she may be when she's mad I prefer her wagging.

[ ]Hot Sake Sports Massage: our trained red oni knows just the trick to rub and stretch away all of those kinks you've built up from athletics and heavy lifting. As a bonus benefit the sake rub is also great for skin, and if the masseus likes you it's possible she'll give you a shot or two as well. Must be over 21 to participate.

[ ]Back Ball: got a stiff spine? This is the service for you! Wrapped in the coils of one of our lamias you'll be rubbed and squeezed until your back feels like it did when you were a kid! Please don't motorboat the masseuse.

[ ]Cryorub: it's you and a yeti or yuki onna in a walk-in freezer. A great way to escape the summer heat or reduce inflamation anywhere on the body. Icecube massage available for an additional charge.

[ ]Musical Massage: a gandharva serenades you ear to ear while stroking you with her wings. Lighter on the massage portion than most of our packages, but extremely soothing. Lullaby service with in-room naptime available.

[ ]Mystery Service: what's that? you'd rather have me? I'm the matron, I don't normally do this sort of thing anymore, but since you look so eager I suppose I could dust off some of my old tricks...


[ ]Three Alps and a Bottle of Baby Oil: all I know is what it's called but I'm told it's not illegal. We promise not to judge you.

Well? What'll it be, Anon? The girls are waiting. [Mystery Service option to be revealed in fifteen minutes.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318655
But I wouldn't know how to talk to a Lich, they're seem really weird and a bit creepy.

You have it all wrong anon, there is absolutely no way I am her grandfather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318660
Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
>[X]Royal Paw Rub
Seriously, cannot check that one enough.
Are there any policies against customers asking masseuses out on dates, or them accepting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
[x] Slime Cube

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
[x]Royal Paw Rub
Not even anubisfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318662
No yet, That Elf has it all wrong. She must be confusing me with someone else because there is no way I could have gone back in time and raped her grandmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
That anubis sounds tempting, but I think I'll take the lovely matron tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
[x]Hot Sake Sports Massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Black ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Back ball. My spine is killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Paying customer coming through. Give me the oiled up alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318665
>Are there any policies against customers asking masseuses out on dates, or them accepting?
Of course, can't have all of the girls getting married off right off the bat, can we? Of course, you are welcome to select the same masseuse every time you come if she's available. Otherwise fraternizing is, uh, frowned upon.

>>14318675
>Black ball
The apophis option? Adventurous today, are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318684
Yes. Gave me the snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
I'll, uhh, take the, the umm. The last one. The one with the, you know. Mountain range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318684
>Of course
Oh well, was worth a shot. Still, a nice massage is always good. Can meet an Anubis to go out with another way I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318688
Ah yes
The Himalayas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318684
You say 'frowned upon', but all I'm hearing is 'It's not against the rules.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318694
No, I don't mean the Yeti option, I mean the, umm. The European option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318684
Wait, we can choose what kind of Lamia we get for this one?
In that case, yeah make mine an Apophis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no MGs in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318697
Ah yes
Mount Everest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
>mystery service
I'm gonna marry that GILF matron and fill her up enough that she'll be able to have children again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318704
Tell me about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318706
That's part of the Himalayas you dumb-dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318655
Mystery box

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
>[x]Back Ball
Please fix my shitty posture, Lamia-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318709
I'm sorry, I get my mountains confused
But I still do not know what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318712
Y-you know. That place where the real life Bane crashed a plane with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318706
>European
but I'm not in the bathroom anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318704
>Reptilian Alliance.
>Zero-G Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318714
Ah yes, I see now
Gotham

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318712
You know, the mountains in Switzerland where Hitler loved to have his vacations at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318696
Yes, well, professionalism, responsibility, safe working environments, spike pits, etc. You know how these things go.

>>14318699
Those are a rather rare breed, there's only the one on staff. Would you prefer to wait, or perhaps give this midnight black medusa a try? You have my leave to tease her a little if you'd like.

>>14318707
H-how rude! I'll have you know I'm only 24.8 years old and single!

Mystery Service soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Gotta have the Oni sake rub, hopefully I can have some to drink too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318719
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISCREET SERVICE! WHY AM I STUCK TALKING TO SHIROU?
I WANT THE ALPS! THE ALPS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318668
Maybe you're right, she does kinda just treat everyone like shit. Damn moody elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318722
is it rude that I want to start a family? is it rude that all I can think about is giving her a massage using my semen?
or do I just have warped preferences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318724
Oh my, how depraved of you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318724
Oh, well then. Why didn't you just say so!
No one he's going to judge you
[Judging]

[Anonymous No.]

>You rest easy, feeling her soft breathing against you chest
>"Remember when we met?"
>"How could I forget?"
>"Our clan had never seen humans before, you humans came to colonize the highlands.."
>She nuzzles against your chest "We didn't hear each other and we started fighting over practically nothing."
>"I was so scared when you captured me, I was just an apothecary, I had no clue about fighting. I thought I was dead."
>You grip her hand "It didn't help that each of our side's got freaked out and made things worse than they had any need to be. Remember "Elves practice black magicks" and "Humans seek to destroy the forest?"
>She laughs softly "Of course. I was frightened when you came to me for the first time., you only wanted to give me some food but I thought you were going to kill me."
>"You started crying like a little girl."
>"And you bullied me, you teased me!"
>"You got so mad you refused to eat and started throwing insults around."
>"But you pouted and refused to speak to me! You're the little girl!"
>"What if you never asked about that alchemical text I was reading? We might not have ever talked to one another."
>"We had so much in common, we loved so many of the same things..."
>you rub her head
>"I still blush thinking about it, taking me to the meeting spot, hand in hand, brokering a truce between our leaders."
>She rubs your chest in return
>"We may have been the first but now elven-human relationships are common. Elves and humans live side by side, it's hard to believe this all started with bloodshed."
>She exhales deeply "I love you."
>You pull her head against your chest "I love you too."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318729
>>14318730
You do realize I'm taking all this out on them, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318727
It's not weird, but it's been made clear that this is a more professional establishment.

Don't worry anon, you'll find a nice girl to settle down with elsewhere. We both will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Time to reveal the mystery option!

[X]Kikimora back Wash: so it's not really a massage as such, I promise you'll love it! Head to foot and under your nails I'll wash you so well it'd make your mother jealous. Comes with a free kiki-heated holstaur milk soak at the end for soft, cuddleable skin!

Sorry this took so long to put together, I seem to have had my things packed away a bit TOO well. This swimsuit isn't too small now, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318733
Not my problem. I'm not an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
oh you're getting all the babies I don't care about the rules this GILF is getting filled to the brim with my love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318737
Well I am and that's horrible!
Wait, no. No I'm not. I'm just interested in them. Alp-curious. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318741
Alp-curious, huh? Ah yea, we've all been through that stage in life
-Is what I would say if we were all Alps like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318741
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318733
Alps would probably like the rough treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
All I'll say is that it hugs you in all the right places. Now let's go get this back rub going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318744
Spotted the tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
Must
Impregnate.

I feel the need.
The need to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318733
Whatever you do, don't be too hard on them. The spots on the base of their tails? The tops of their heads? Behind their ears? Don't touch them. They hate that. Absolutely loathe. It's abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
mmmmmm, that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
now I want to see a CC kikimora in a too tight one piece swimsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
Fuck you kindly anon-kun, I just fapped. I'll be in my bunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318756
I want a CC Kikimora in a too tight latex leotard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318756
>>14318761
Just imagine the skindentation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318756
>One-piece swimsuit
That's no good for a back rub. You need a bikini... Purely for work purposes, I mean. It allows for... Better movement! Aaand, the skin-to-skin contact is more pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318763
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

A kiki massage owner'ss worst day ever:
>Shoggoth in the slime cube
>Swimsuit too tight
>Oni is drunk(er than usual)
>That faceless guy is back again and your bouncer is ineffectual (read above)
>Lamias are preoccupied with a mating ball
>alps have kyaa'd themselves hoarse
>some chucklefuck left a FUCKING ROOMBA in the motherFUCKING lobby!
>It's only ten AM

>>14318752
Truly. The kyaaing disturbs the other customers as well. Please refrain from making the alps kyaa.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I can't go back and edit my old stories without fapping
This is difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bugger a Bugbear Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318763
You just ventured into my mind and picked the word that would double my erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318761
I want a CC Kikimora in tight clothing in general
>she's too embarrassed to really bend over while cleaning
>but you've been so clumsy today knocking everything over
>every time she tries to kneel down you order her to "bend over and clean it properly"
>she gets too embarrassed and won't look at you
>especially after her leggings ripped and proved your theory that she doesn't wear any panties
and that's how she became a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318772
Yes, this is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318770
Do the goblins and even the hobgoblins look to us with admiration and a little bit of envy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318735
Oh dear, this might be dangerous, I'm afraid I'm prone to slipping and landing dick-first in women.

Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318774
Perhaps, but they would be more interested in finding Human caravans to ambush, or small unguarded villages and towns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318769
That's practically selfcest you depraved individual

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318768
>a FUCKING ROOMBA
I just wanted to take some of the stress out of her day. She gets so wound up with running the place, I figured not having to worry about cleaning would ease the stress a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318780
Sorry anon, being a filthy, dirty pervert is not news to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318770
You want me to sodomize her?
I mean, it's not really my thing, but if she's into it I guess I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318777
Aww, this doesn't fit my headcanon of bugbears being higher up in the clan ranks than goblins and even hobgoblins at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318784
I kind of envy you. Reading anything I've ever written just makes me want to purge it from existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318788
I get that too sometimes with the oldest stuff, but it still turns me on. It's a weird feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318788
>this
I have a terrible time going back to anything I ever do because everything I do I hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318786
Bugbears would bully all the smaller Goblinoids into doing what they want, the strongest lead, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318770
What is a Bugbear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318795
Basically an Oni with the mental capacity and temprament of a Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318797
She sounds fun. I'mma make her wear a bondage harness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318795
A gay man with aids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318795
A great, big fluffy Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

Are living, humanoid pieces of space coral who can grow wings Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318812
I'd say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318812
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318812
Well
Weeeell
A little bit of Column A, a little bit of column B?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to rape Druella.

I request the aid of the others in this thread to achieve my goal.

Ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318821
You want us to help you with your suicide?
Pass. I've got better things to do than die

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318821
Hush anon, I'm trying to nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318821
Well I know we're going to need at least one catapult capable of launching fully grown men several hundred feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318821
Just do it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318824
>>14318830
Please Anons, I need your aid. My boss gave me a very sternly worded order to rape Druella-sa-...Druella by next Friday and I have no idea how to do so. I was told I could find an excellent strategist here.

>>14318837
Interesting. I think I can see where you are going with this. I will acquire one immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318857
Are you an alp? Only alps are this desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318821
Well, there's worse ways to commit suicide, I guess.

arch up to her castle with a megaphone and loudly proclaim your love for human girls. Make sure to emphasize that not even the sluttiest of succubi could sway you. Her ego will pretty much force her to try and prove you wrong.

I've gotten you in the door. You're on your own from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318857
>an excellent strategist
Ah, you seek Master Dozing Dragon. She is dozing, unfortunately, and not available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318857
Just walk up to her, slap that dumb Lilim in the face, shove her to the ground and rape her.

That simple, no need to even bring another person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318844
this
>walk into Druella's castle
>appeal to her with gifts like gold, lingerie, and a ring
>when she's too overcome with her gifts eat a raging mushroom
>actually eat about 5 of those bastards
>you're gonna need it
>proceed to rape her so hard her opinions of humans change drastically
I mean that's how I would like to be ra- I mean beat Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318864
what about Wimp Lo? surely he can help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318812
Did this show ever get any good, watched the first few episodes but I couldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318869
It's easy as that, Just eat a Raging Mushroom and you could make any monster girl your bitch.

Git gud my ass, all you have to do is eat a fucking mushroom and you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318873
Never heard of that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318859
>An Alp trying to confront Druella
>Trying to overcome her fear and awe while saying how she's going to rape her
>Druella interrupts her speech by adding some lewd details on how best to rape her
>Meanwhile, gears are turning in her head on how to best turn this faggot into a mindless nymph that can only think of dicks and violating men

I didn't need this at 3 AM in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318875
I'd say so; it's my second favorite anime of all-time personally. It started out kinda "Eh" admittedly, but I'd say it did get much better as it went on.

Sadly its sequel didn't really live up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318883
it's okay anon he can't really help, he was purposefully trained wrong as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318892
Then how about master Jizza Yu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318900
I'm not allowed back to her dojo, I kind of took her name too literal. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318881
Would is wok on a lilim though? They're supposed to be all powerful, reality changing beings, I'm not sure if one of your little mushrooms could win this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318902
But that's a test of your determination! Come back even after being banned, and she will know you mean it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318905
The dick is stronger than all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318905
Wow, I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318909
no you don't stay awake until you hear that nightmare in your closet get pouty because you refuse to go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
I'm gonna have to explain a lot after that shit with the zamboni.

[Anonymous No.]

I think there are some very serious misconceptions about Wurms, and I would like to clarify once and for all that they are, in fact, not stupid. As a matter of fact, Wurms have understood the wisdom of simplicity, and know that the way to obtaining happiness is through very straightforward means. Like sex and ice cream and puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318983
Wurms are ghetto Lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318989
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318991
>I don't get it.
The mating call of the wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318994
I thought the Wurm mating call went something like Hi, I'm Daisy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319007
It varies from region to region. For instance, Canadian wurms say "Jam it in buddeh!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319007
>spoiler
She is a hated character in my family. Mario Kart, Mario Party, whatever, she always fucks someone over as an AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319026
>Mario Party
Why subject you family to this? Do you want to actively hate each other?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any adventure here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319036
It's mostly slice of life and smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319047
What if it's slice-of-life ABOUT smutty adventurers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319051
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319036
Yeah, but they mostly involve stealing undergarments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319051
Sounds somewhat fresh and rather entertaining, when can I expect it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319058
What? I'm not writing it, I'm looking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319056
>Pantyquest is kill
Thanks for reminding me anon.
Echidna panties the hardest to get, because after all that shit you want to plow the serpent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319029
We only play on occasion.
And on teams, so less fighting slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>that new yuki-onna doujin
nice

[Anonymous No.]

After 6 overly long pages of character profile I'm finally ready to write the story outline but I have a major issue

How am I supposed to decide which girl wins in the end?
Do I go with the obvious choice for the MC? Do I choose my favorite? Do I finish with a vague ending and let the reader decide? Do I write as much as I can without thinking about it? Do I do some kind of strawpoll down the line when all the characters are established? Do I make multiple endings? Something else?

This has been blocking me for 2 days now, I'd love some guidance please

For context: there is 3 very different girls, one has a clear affinity for the MC, one has all her chances but is much more distant, and there is the last one who can hardly be seen as a romantic interest by the MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319118
>Do I make multiple endings?

It's up to you, but any option that isn't this one will likely result in people getting mad at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319118
What story is this anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319099
Saved for future faps, Yuki-Onnas are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319126
A quiet journey about a MC searching for something intangible, it will have some adventure elements but nothing like fighting or any serious danger

>>14319125
If I somehow get people that engaged in the story I will definitely take the time to write different endings

[Anonymous No.]

Hand Paw Pads on Doggy Waifus
Yay or Nay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319118
No idea who you are, but personally, I prefer to go with the obvious choice. If one girl has a clear affinity, why wouldn't you pair them up in the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319159
Yay.

And yes, I know these are foot paw pads. But really, if she has 'em on the feet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319145
Yuki-onnas make perfect housewives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319159
Yay

>holding hands with your kobold waifu and using your thumb to rub her paw pad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319161
It's true that outside of personal preference I don't have a solid reason to go with any other outcome

Thanks for the insight, I will go with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318105
You say this, but monstergirls aren't exactly vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Oh man, I can't decide between the Slime Cube and the Back Ball. Both sound incredibly inviting.

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318704
I want to go through the Ishimura with a team of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318731
Gay, heretical and an insult to those we lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Bats are super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319283
I want FTL with monstergirls.
Eh, fuck it. I'll just play FTL and make an all female crew them pretend they're elves and succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318731
Nice, healing stories like this are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318731
The most generic thing I've read in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319291
>That mantis home system event with the legendary pirate
>all I can imagine is a MGE Mantis coldly challenging me over comms with a slightly smug smile on her face
I always try to have level two teleports and medbays if I'm in that area, because that Mantis is an amazing crewmember if you can save them.

[Anonymous No.]

How about some Yeti anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319296
Including some coherent dialogue and a rudiment of plot instantly makes it a breath of fresh air after eternal smut crap.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the arrival of monster girls would cause a gender role reversal?

MGs are the ones actively seeking a partner
They are the ones who demand sex
They have the upper hand when it comes to strength
They protect their man
They can provide for the family on their own
etc...

I prefer the idea that their arrival breaks any concepts of relationships we currently have, each species or even each individual dictating their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318659
Cryorub but with the Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319316
I believe so, yeah. But also, it would encourage human woman to actually improve themselves to get a partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319315
>coherent dialogue
That's like listening to the crazy bus theme and saying "at least I can hear it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319316
No because these aren't your Chinese cartoons.
>provide for the family on their own
Maybe in the case of dragons, tanukis and kikis, the rest are dubious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319312
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319315
>eternal smut crap
Tonight...
YOU...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319315
I don't think we were reading the same greentext but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319398
Not this kind, just pointing at all the going-nowhere fuck greentexts circulating the threads.

>that pic
Obligatory purge tier/muh innocent children/before is better/fucking traitors whine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319312
If Tomasu yeti is giving me the cold massage, I'm demanding a Yuki onna or a refund

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319398
>Anon is tired of all the sex and simply wants a romantic relationship
>After refusing the advances of many monster girls he receives a special invitation
>It says he is invited to a special gathering where he and many others will find platonic love
>The event takes place in a humble church
>About 2 dozens other men are with him waiting for things to start
>A Dark Priest makes her entrance
>Dark Valkyries block every escape routes
>The Dark Priest goes on about how everyone inside these walls is a filthy heretic and has to go through purgatory
>She declares that the sentence for their crime is 12 years of constant intercourse
>Dark Angels appears out of nowhere and grab Anon and the others
>They are all teleported to Pandemonium where time doesn't flow
>Left without a way to measure time, they have endless sex until they all become fervent followers of the Fallen God
>None of them ever comes back to earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319434
All Yeti's are warm anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319436
Such a lovely place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319436
You can only be so much of a fag before you get yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319398
I want to fondle a dark priest's feathers, I just have to know what's under there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319316
Hopefully yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319440
She may be warm but she needs a haircut, a dental plan, and some time in a tanning bed

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki maid harem.
The lewd loli that handles maintenance
The chubby cook with the biggest assets.
The tan, parrot feathered harpy in charge of guarding.
The lewd, CC head maid
And the muscled, brusque security guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319547
>kiki maid harem
>only having one for security

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318324
Is this the guy who goes around hating yuri and going autistic about Anubis and being a toy for a wolf?

I think this is the cutest form of shitposting, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319574
He starts unnecessary arguments and plays both sides of them mostly, just report because he can't evade his 3 day bana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319574
>guy who goes around hating yuri
That describes half the anons in the thread. Why would you even include that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319588
Because he's the one who starts it all.

Though he doesn't really cover all the dramatopics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319591
Not really, man. That stuff happens all on its own without him and has for years. You'd have a much stronger case if you were talking about a dumbass picking fights with femdom all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319568
Hey.
This is a small harem of maids.
Sure, each can be skilled in defense but only one can get the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319602
You mean him?

Literally everything is him. So, not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318595
>>14318605
I love these squishy brown goddesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319533
Haircut sure but those other things seem kind of silly.

Especially the tanning bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319641
Remember to properly feed your elves.
Big and squishy is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319145

Yeah man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319099
Who is this artist? The style resembles majoccoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319684
Mameko

[Anonymous No.]

I can never look at kobolds/dog girls the same way again. Not after learning so much about dog body language and mentality. I used to think dogs were cute, but now all they do is make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319717
That's why you should go with cats.
Fine feline QTs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319717
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319697
Thank you.
>>14319717
Thankfully Kobolds aren't actual dogs either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319724
Dogs live lives full of fear, anxiety and nervousness.

Basically, all of their body language is for the purpose of communicating how scared they are, and when you can see the signs, you realize that they constantly are trying to tell everything around them how afraid they are.

I mean, they're even upset about their own excitement. At around adolescence, most dogs will experience something called hyperarousal or whatever, which is where they get so excited that it makes them nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319746
they tend to have more humanity than Br's, one of the dogs rescued a premature newborn and gave the baby to some nearby couple in some brazillian slum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319746
Well, look on the bright side; at least they never have to know the pain of being human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319746
Well, I've learned this before from watching Cesar if I recall correctly.

I, for example, have suffered from ADHD and I've been like that for a long time, so I don't think we're very different, psychologically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319746
But that's total adorable, a lot of anons find scared girls cute. Actually, a lot of people in general do.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Deruella to help improve my marriage for the benefit of my waifu over finding her own husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319778
I want Deruella to find me and my effeminate childhood guy friend and GET STUCK BETWEEN US IN A WOBBLY H.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319778
I wonder if Deruella ever NTRs the wife in those situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319798
If she did that her mother would beat her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319746
I think this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318696
I like the way you think, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are monsters so scary when they hunt for husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319810
>Druella attempts to NTR a girl
>Mother literally teleports from boning her husband just so she can bend Druella over her knee and spank her in front of the couple.

Would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck her in all four holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319746
As someone afraid of dogs: Good. I've had enough of the fuckers running at me snarling when I'm on walks, knowing they're frightened too makes me feel a bit better about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319831
Because they act more animalistic/savage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319831
They don't have proper courting rituals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319831
I never understood why captured guys just accept it in the setting. Why not stab them when they're sleeping, or at the very least get away? At some point they'll be defenseless, they can't always be super powerful and alert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319860
>god damn monster this is some nasty ass rape i hate u so much but the monstapussy game ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319860
Did you forget how great the sex is always described to be? The monster girl courting strategy is basically the same as hentai rapists; there's no consequences if you do it super good, and monster girls are better equipped for that kind of thing than any human in those settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319864
Seriously though, not everyone would want some demon woman forcing themselves into their lives. I know its an alien concept to most of the thread, but some people like being alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319873
>some people like being alone.
They have ways to fix that. Some more direct than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319873

It would be pretty hard to be alone for too long in a setting with MGs in it. Even if you got away from one that raped/tried to rape you, there would be some other MG trying to get to you wherever else you went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319868
The whole hentai logic is ridiculous though. No matter how good an orgasm is an actual person will still resent and hate a kidnapper. I can just see a monstergirl invasion happening only for them to be utterly destroyed by their own "husbands"
>he killed kathy in her sleep?
>but why?
>all she did was take him from everything he loved and assumed that frantic sex would be a good compensation!
I generally headcanon that monstergirls aren't this stupid anyway, but I digress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319883
Interesting idea, isn't it? I wanted to write a story like this, but then I realized I can't write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319883
Just stay in one of the countries controlled by the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

A monstergirl kidnapped you! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319902
It depends on the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319798
Honestly, Deruella would probably never do that, but she probably would partake of the goods alongside the wife. I mean, it only makes sense right? She's not a virgin, so she's definitely having sex, and her faction is described as being weirdly devoted to her and the aggressive interest in the pursuit of a global demon realm where every monster girl is given to sex with there husbands before anything else, which is contrary to the behavior in achieving the goal itself.

Monster girls like sex with intimacy, and it wouldn't be absurd to say that Deruella's faction is probably held strong by group sex between various MGs, their husbands, and Deruella with some other single MGs that follow her logic. She surely wouldn't have any 'Cumpumps' or 'fucktoys', she'd be preoccupied having fun with the couples she sets up, which explains everything nicely about her actions and motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319902
Rejoice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319894
Those won't be around for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319902
Escape in the night. I enjoy our games of cat and mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319902
Grab her boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319894

There are those MGs who are tolerated who live there. Not to mention MGs who are disguised as humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319798
Well, she fucked the MC in Fallen Brides. But it was hardly NTR since harem was okay with it and even encouraged her to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319913
Oppai Loli makes me mad.
It makes me mad because it is the only kind I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319890
A few points.

A: It's made obvious that not every monster is a virgin in KC land and that many times the man runs away or pulls the old "going out to get cigarettes/pizza/beer" on her.

B: If they somehow decide you're the one though, you're fucked because mamano mana warps your brain into craving them more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319906
Does Deruella have some weird fetish for being a third wheel in this interpretation of her? Would she like to be the second wife of her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319902
Leave myself at her mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319914
A kobold is not going to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319890
It's not hentai logic. It's mindbreaking magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319890
Yeah, it's pretty stupid and contrived, I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319842
>Being this much of a beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319930
The idea of any Lilim bring second wife to anyone but another Lilim seems ridiculous to me, almost as much as the idea of having multiple Lilim wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319935
That sounds like something a kobold would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319940
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319893

And then you'd become paranoid. Those married MGs? They'll probably trick you and lock you in a room with one of their friends who isn't married yet. Humans? Probably disguised as monsters waiting to ensure anyone foolhardy enough to drop their guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319940
As stupid and terrible as this probably sounds, I'd read a story where an MC is fucked by multiple Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319919
>mamano mana warps your brain into craving them more than anything
>KC:"N-no, but love though..."
That will never stop being funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319935

That's what they want you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319919
>that many times the man runs away or pulls the old "going out to get cigarettes/pizza/beer" on her.
Nah, I'm pretty sure the girl is the one who chooses the guy. Many profiles say "if MG really likes the guy she will take him as husbando" etc etc
If MG chose a guy as her husbando he can't run away since they have mana detector. They would literally get you from underground/death

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a beast hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319906
>>14319930
>>14319940
>>14319947
I like this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319954
Hobo Mitsurugi and Vampire Hunter too olD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319941
>>14319951
No but seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319952
They'll fuck pretty much whoever they can get their claws on, the choosing and deciding they like part is afterward for most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319916
It's okay. The oppai sabbath is hard at work to ensure all prospective big brothers have a chance at their very own oppai loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319960

You can't fool me, kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319952
We got any good stories about a husbando on the run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319963
praise oppai sabbath.
membership has it rewards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319961
Most likely during sex/orgasm when they taste guy's sperm/mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319963
I want the oppaiest member they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319971
all i can think of now is a genderflipped The Fugitive.
"The 6 armed woman killed my husband!"
"I don't care."
MG takes the plunge off the dam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319980
that would probably be a Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319965
Fine, I will go naked into a pack of kobols and show you how safe it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319902
If she is carrying me I search for ticklish spots

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319971
There was a story about guy running from lizardgirl to the Order castle. When he defeated her he also accidentally poked her eye out so she was full Snake mode sneaking in order territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319980
I'd be careful, anon. Oppai is not meant to be taken lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319994
you're crazy they'll rape you into the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319994
Then anon came back with a harem of Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319998
Wow, that's ugly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never play strip poker with a hellhound, dragon and anubis.
>you will never explain to them that the first one to be fully naked get impregnated.
>you will never then lose yourself, and get raped for the rest of the night.
>you will never find out they all got pregnant from that night.

[Anonymous No.]

Bird Pussy Kingdom would like to thank all anons who currently reside with their borders.

Except that one MG racist anon, shame on you.




Spider Pussy Kingdom is evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
frfr really improved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320000
No they won't. Kobolds are sweet nice girls and would never do such a thing.

>>14320003
No because they won't try to do anything and I won't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
>Except that one MG racist anon, shame on you
You'll never stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
What if you work together to make pretty dresses out of silk and feathers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
Can I just live in a kingdom not based on vaginas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
But the bird pussy kingdom is just like the Ewok village in RotJ
>and I'm terrified of heights

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
god I love the Bird Pussy Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320017
Human kingdoms are still the best, as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320017
There's the minotaur cock kindgom but that place smells weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320023
I guess you're right.
>>14320024
Nothing based around gentiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320012
anon they are monster in the end your going to get raped whether you want to believe it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
Thank you BPK. I can't get enough of my waifu's feathered pubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320010
Man I want to see the guy who talks all the kingdoms into sending their highest (and single) leaders to broker a truce between the lands, but it just comes out that he raped them all and plans on taking responsibility. You know for peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320012
Be prepared they will force you to do terrible things, head pats, chin scratching, belly rubs, hand holding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320025
There's the kingdom of R'lyeh but people tend to not come back from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320030
THROUGH DICK.
UNITY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320012
Now I want to see that scene where star lord trains the raptors in Jurassic World with a bunch of kobolds. And the guy is also naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319998
>>14319990
I am ready.

More than ready even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320033
>Head pats
Thats okay so long as they wash their hair
>Chin scratching
Fine so long as they don't drool on me
>Belly rubs
Okay so long as they don't fight over it
>Hand Holding
Over the fucking line

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320016
No.

>>14320017
...No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320034
Dammit, I'll just live in the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320040
I wonder if harpies are afraid of KFC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320039
>Not drooling
>Any canine girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320044
No. Well...maybe Cockatrice but it's not like anyone could catch her or avoid stone rape beams of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320026
>>14320033
>>14320037
Next you will tell me that those nice mermaids who invited me to swim with them next week want to rape me as well.

Sorry but I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
No, it's fine.
Make sure to wear a smaller swimsuit. You need to be slim to keep up with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
Would a vapoureon girl count as a slimegirl as well as a nereid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
Even worse, they want the same things as the kobolds. >>14320033

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
tell me anon do you like caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
Dense anon strikes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320061
>Tummy rubs
But Mermaids are all oily, rubbing their tummies would be gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
>Hey anon we found these cool underground caverns, want to check them out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052

can i have your stuff if you don't come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320052
Yeah, monsters are always innocent.
Like the one Alraune I am seeing tommorow.
She said she would make me a nice salad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320066
It could be worse, shark girls are sluts for nose rubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCb7EharTf4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320067
I remember stranger danger from school.

It's taught doubly hard in Monster Girl land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319939
>its beta to distrust a predator with sharp teeth that everyone else blindly adores
May people seem to have no control over their dogs because they assume people will like a barking dog leaping at them. But then many people are idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

So i think i'm going to get a bronze bust of Miia

It looks like it's going to cost over 1000 if i want something life sized

you guys wouldn't happen to know anyone that could do well with the anime style would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
Snakepit, is that you?
How far are you gonna go man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
Are you getting a life sized Miia Bust or a like size statue of Miia's Bust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320028
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319971
I wonder if that would eventually break a monstergirl. After all, you can't lie to yourself forever when your "adoring husband" makes his fifth attempt at suicide to escape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320074
Till i die

>>14320075
Well, both now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
Are you the same Miiafag from the waifu threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320008
I want to play strip poker against a yeti and lose, only for her to innocently ask if I'm cold without my clothes on and give me a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320079
That depends on where these threads are

I don't go to /a/ besides occasionally popping by the mon musu thread to see if Leon posted anything there

i'm on other sites though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
When are you going to pay a development team to create a virtual Miia waifu experience for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
>Thinking you'll get real bronze for 1K
You'll get some cheap polystone with a coldcast film. And that says nothing about the actual sculpt quality.

Smartest thing to do would be to try to find a weeb in your local college art department and get them to do it as a labor of love. After all, once the master is made, they can make many copies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320091
Oh, well thank you anon, i know literally nothing about sculpting and do not want to be swindled

[Anonymous No.]

If I get taken by monster girls I'm going down kicking and screaming.

I don't care if I don't even get to resist that long, I going for that punch to the face. those girls will work to get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320099
A good amount of them enjoy struggle anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320099
the more you struggle the hard they're going to rape you anon don't fight it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320099
>not becoming super strong to protect yourself
I have no pity for the likes of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>You transfer into MGC High
>You're a depressed slacker with crappy grades, but you're actually really smart
>One day a kikimora girl suddenly stops you in the hall and begins talking to you in an authoritative way
>You find out later she's the president of the student council
>As you're leaving school one day, she stops you and makes her intentions clear
>She tells you that she's chosen you as her master and that from here on out she'll serve as your personal servant

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
Tell her to mind her own fucking business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320108
>not just bringing a gun
I know its lazy, but most of them will die from multiple gunshot wounds. Let's see their 'love' protect them from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
Bend her over a desk somewhere.
If its my actual high school self then I spill my spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320122
>being /k/ instead of /tg/
I mean, that's up to you, I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
I'm not some high society douche so I immediately decline and go about my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
I was home schooled

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320099
>going for that punch to the face
use the dropkick of shame, it works everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320108
>Not just becoming a monster-girl hunter and selling their horns, fangs, scales, fur, and claws on the black market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320127
Like I said, its lazy, but even as a guy in a nation that doesn't allow guns I know how powerful they are. There's a reason why we don't use swords anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320122
>scare all the nice girls away
>now the only monsters that go after you are the wurms, the ushi-onis and other such invincible rape trains
Real smooth thinking, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320133
>Selling ground up succubus parts to barren monsters

Traditional Demon Realm Medicine is a good business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320131
How was that, I am genuinly curious.
Like when did the learning start and end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320133
>being so weak that material wealth still has meaning to you
Step it up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320084
If Yeti loses one hand she has to take off her scarf, she has nowhere to go from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320141
>Not using material wealth to buy expensive reagents to become a god

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320135
Without guns, sword fighting would be fancier and we would have actually tried to create more fighting styles that can kill with one punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320136
Fuck. Well, that's worst case scenario shit anyway. I doubt rumours will spread if there are no witnesses.
I think a monstergirl invasion would reveal me to be a horrible person, and I feel kind of sad about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320146
>needing equipment
Sure, it's a bonus, but if you need it that badly, you still have a long way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

Screw it, if monstergirl become a thing I'd take up the One Punch Man training regime and hope I can surpass human limitations too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
>bronze bust of Miia
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
DO IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320152
Spells need reagents mane.
Human's cant just use magic like some monster. You gotta work for that shit.

By killing monsters and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320148
Nah man. We'd just have autoloading crossbows or air rifles. The concept is just too good to no be pursued by all the various militaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
>A monstergirl will never try her hardest to bring back my smile.
Fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320158
What? No, who told you that nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320156
>become wizard
>never have to lift
Screw you /fit/, ain't nobody got time for that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320148
Are you telling us that you believe we would have kenshiro about if t wasn't for firearms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
>She prepares you lunch everyday in the home economics room
>She forces you to join extracurricular clubs to enrich yourself
>She forces you into student government so that you can get leadership experience
>She monitors you during PE and prepares supplements and routines to ensure your optimal fitness
>She helps you study and keeps you focused on your school work
>She cleans up and helps around your house
>You take her out for cute deitous on the weekend

>Rumors spread and the other girls begin to ask why a highly intelligent, popular, and diligent girl like her would bother to go out with a seeming loser like you
>"I guess I see something in him you don't."

>"I'll be with you for the rest of high school, college, and then every year after that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320156
What is his regime? Never read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320149
A monster invasion would quickly drive me to suicide.
There's no way I could stand the Dark Priests soapboxing on every corner, and I would never feel safe walking to class.
Between the threats of being jumped and kidnapped, and being called a faggot for not wanting to fuck them 24/7, effectively wasting tuition, I'd lose my goddamned mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320175
EVERY SINGLE DAY ANON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320175
I don't remember the exact numbers, but aside from the running, it's below athlete level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320179
>not just earning a degree in rape
>with your professor being that CC dark elf that just moved in next door

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320162
Talking book.
See, says it right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320179
Don't worry. You'll alp soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
Actively strive to get better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320190
Then pick up another school of magic. Only plebs need shit for casting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320156
>if monstergirl become a thing
Good thing you don't need to worry about that
It will never be real

>>14320184
It's not that much actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320199
The other magics don't let me summon the things that say nice things to me in my dreams though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320112
>>14320173
I just want to live my life with a kikimora. and then even in death after we die accidentally and are brought back to life by that nice lich down the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320203
Who cares about gay shit like that? Don't you wanna blow things up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320201
And no AC/Heating. To train the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320218
No, I just really want to bring back the things who talk to me in my sleep.
They said they've been in the ocean for a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320219
Does he run 10 km in circles in one room or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320099
>Anon arrives in monstergirl land
>Almost instantly, girls try to court him in various ways
>Some smile and try to get to know him
>Others will jump on him to try and rape
>All of them end up running away, crying, usually in various states of injury
>That cute fennec foxgirl had a bite taken out of an ear
>The infamously predatory manticore of the town had her tail tied in a knot
>A couple of ghouls ate the barrel of a gun, and had to go to the local lich to fix the holes in the back of their heads
>The birdbrained harpy was lured into a trap involving a half open door, a bucket of glue, and a bag full of breadcrumbs
>Eventually, all the monstergirls get together
>They decide the only way to get Anon to accept monsterpussy, is to go full deplorable
>The local lich casts a spell on an alice, enhancing the strength of her magical aura and hiding her demonic features
>Alice is then blindfolded and left on the road Anon takes on his daily commute
>Some time later, Anon happens upon a girl crying in an allyway, saying she got lost and doesn't know where she is
>Taking pity on the girl, and wanting to protect her from assault by any unscrupulous monsters, Anon offers to help her home
>From around the corner, several monstergirls snigger as their plan is executed all according to keikaku

Life, uh, finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320226
They should probably stay there. As for me, I'm too busy exploring the cosmos...with my explosions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320231
>Stay there
Whenever I bring that up they yell at me and I find another corpse in my shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320228
No, that would be silly. Oh, and make sure to get three meals a day. A banana for breakfast is fine sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320235
>neverending corpse shed
You could probably rent that to a necromancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320173
>forcing me to do anything
Yeah, good luck with that. My laziness is legendary and I don't take kindly to bossy women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320239
Then I could probably not have to kill monsters for money to buy reagents.
Buying human sacrifices will be much easier now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320140
I started in middle school
got fed up with it when i was 17 and got my GED

it varies in quality depending on how dedicated your parents are and mine where always at work so i was basically self educated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320226
>You'll never summon a cute harem of Shoggoths to keep you company.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320179
>drive me to suicide.
Have fun with your wisp waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320173
How would a Kiki react to a man who just doesn't care? Like he knows those things will make him better and he still just doesn't care and refuses to do anything she tries to force him to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320250
I can't summon them yet.
I am at deep ones right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320252
I empathise, unless the bully is a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320262
What is that thing which the mitten abyssal dropped, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/PdM3t
I didn't compile this, I'm just passing it on for all the Elin lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320230
So is that a Suck-your-butt or a girl who they plan to turn into a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320263
A hishimochi or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320266
>All that Elinbutt
I know where you got this from
I know exactly where you got this from

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320266
>2124 images

Holy shit, that's impressive. Too bad it's ingame screenshots. Those don't look the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320267
A suck-your-butt who doesn't know she's being used to lure in Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320266
>37 pages of Elin butt
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320262
please do not bully boats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320262
I still want to stick it in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320072
You're a beta for being afraid of the animal species closest to us humans just because a few lazy assholes can't be good to their dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320282
Jeez, is that one with the diamond dongles putting out a cigarette on the boatgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320266
>fapping to MMO fapbaits
Pathetic
>tfw I fapped to linage 2 dark elves ass bend over animation many years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320282
Hoppou is an adorable little vessel.

[Anonymous No.]

Crud I must have taken a wrong turn trying to find the MG thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320309
Eh? What did you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320309
You going to start crying over people talking about abyssals again? Because even though they're not MGE they're still monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320323
He arrived when people were posting boats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320309
It's closer than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320329
You going to start talking about undead shipsluts again? Because even though they're monster girls they still have their own threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320334
Best mgq

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320335
>/jp/ related
>undead girls
Nah get fucked, they belong here. Post something interesting from material you like if you want a different conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320294
She's a delinquent, she'll fuck you up.
I mean just look at those obscene gestures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320350
>/mgt/
>/jp/
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320350
He's right though. Boatsluts have always gone to boatslut general. It's just the guy forcing abyssals the last couple of weeks who's being a dick about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320358
I don't really care.

I was replying to anon being a dick and posting bait with bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320356
What I meant was that abyssals are more /jp/ related than 90% of the other stuff we post so they can stay.
>>14320358
>It's one guy
We've always talked about them from time to time, everything was okay till that grumpy asshole came along and complained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320366
"Everything was okay till that grumpy asshole came along and complained." is pretty much a summary of a good chunk of this thread's history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319662
I like skinny elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320372

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320372
You and I are enemies now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320366
>We've always talked about them from time to time, everything was okay till that grumpy asshole came along and complained.

The oni looking thing would get posted occasionally. And more often than not, it was some random anon going "are boatsults mg's" and then two or three people going "Kind of, but they got their own thread. Doesn't belong here." You didn't have full on shipposting. Same thing if you're talking about predators or xenomorphs or something. They've been talked about occasionally, but "no aliens" is a pretty consistent rule.

So it's not like the guy is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are spidergirls so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320371
If everyone went to Cyclops church and listened to their teachings we wouldn't have so much conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320384
Thanks anon.

Thanks a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320384
>Fair lady
>Looking at you
>she is blind as shit mane

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320366
>>14320371
How ironic that he's complaining about grumpy assholic people when he's being one to some anon that was just posting an observation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320400
>assholic
Oh god I just watched that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320201
I think it's less about numbers and more of sticking through goals that you set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320396
Moths a best. Yandere timelord moth a bestest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320397
>tfw I'm still probably somewhere in top 100 in Servants of Chaos
I probably need to get back to DS and get to top 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320389
I don't know man

Last time I went there they gave me an hour long sermon about bullying, it made me want to bully Monoeyes harder than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320288
>a few
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320140
Not him but I was as well for most of grade school and high school. It gave me a lot more free time than public school did, since those are mostly daycares disguised as schools and when they do teach you their methods are really inefficient for most subjects.

I don't remember the grade school stuff well, but 2 years of homeschooling for high school was enough for me to get a GED and do well enough on the ACT to get into a decent 4 year college. Made me lazy as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320413
You went to the one in town didn't you?

That's no good, you've got to go to the one on the outskirts, they teach understanding and friendship using the their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320286
There's a doujin for that.
By fucking Hirame of all people, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320297
I used to masturbate to the pictures of them in the game booklet, but when I first learned how to stroke my salami.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefag here with a fun little murder mystery idea and a dilemma. which monstergirl would make for the best prosecuting attorney? I could go with a dark elf version of Franziska von Karma, but other opinions are welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to replace a monoeye's eyedrops with lemon juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
maybe a crow tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
Kobold or Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
Mad Hatter. Every defense she gives is the Chewbacca defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
>Franziska von Karma
>not a yuki onna
man that's ice cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
It would be difficult to make your case with the Dark Elf prosecutor cracking her whip at you and licking her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320446
>Chewbacca defense
>mfw I still use this when I'm arguing with my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
A Lich who shows no emotion in her accusations and finds law just as fascinating as magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320456
>tfw you're not sure if that jury made entirely of Skeletons was properly selected.

[Anonymous No.]

http://rawlewd.tumblr.com/post/132632011522/can-you-draw-an-mge-gazer

We're waist deep in Gazers at this point. Not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
>Spider Girl
>Intimidates Witnesses into giving testimonies she likes
>Flirts a bit with the judge to fluster him
>Always looks at the defense like she wants to eat them
>Freaks out and throws webs when she looses her cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320288
Not him, but fear of dogs is more common than you'd think.
No idea why dog owners get so judgmental over it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320446
appreciated, but that'd be a defense attorney. Unless its in her strategy to confuse the enemy?

Maybe a bit more on the case idea would help. It's gonna be a sealed room incident with a nightmare stalker as the main suspest, and a were-sheep dakimura service girl as the main witness. I'm looking for a no nonsense tolerating individual with a fetish for justice and a distinct love for watching her opponent and rival in court squirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320463
>Were the jury all skeletons before the recess?
>No but they all have their ID's so we're good.
>>14320468
I used to be afraid of dogs because one attacked me as a kid.
Then I got 2 dogs and now I love the fuckers. You just have to be able to spot their intentions. A mean dog is something to be afraid of, but most dogs only want a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320466
I want a Lizard Girl intern working under me, who's eager to prove herself in 'battle'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320469
Anbuis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320468
I'm an another anon who's nervous around dogs, I do pet them and play fetch with my neighbour's one when it runs up to me with a stick or a ball though so I've learned so suppress it over the years and go against my instinct which is telling me to get the hell out of there.

I'm also scared of spiders so it's weird that my two favourite monster girls are Ushi-Oni and Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320474
>I used to be afraid of dogs because one attacked me as a kid.
>Then I got 2 dogs and now I love the fuckers
You have some balls, but I genuinely can't trust them which is funny because my waifu is a werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4cdn.org/f/mosessupposes.swf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320487

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320487
I want that fat ghost butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320465
>>14317738

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320487
Pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320201
>It's not that much actually
That'sTheJoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320474
You were attacked by a dog, were scared of them, then got two?
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Curses, ctrl f'd for the link and not the pomf one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320441
I'd say Anubis, but we've already decided they're best as judges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320509
The alternative is just being a homosexual forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320509
>Attacked by a dog at maybe 6
>Grew up
>My friend is a dog breeder
>Asked me if I wanted a puppy from a new lab litter
>Decided to see it
>Holy shit the pupper is cute
>Raise it to full size
>Get a second puppy
>Now have 2 fully sized labradors
Thats how it went down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320512
I want to flirt with the Anubis Judge during court recess, making her blush while I tell her about the things I can do to paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320511
>>14320497
And for some reason I forgot to quote. That's two failures in a row, I must be brain dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320515
Again, why are dog owners so judgmental towards people who don't like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320468
>No idea why dog owners get so judgmental over it though.
Because Dogs are some of the most loyal things on the planet
hell Dogs right now are more loyal than human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320522
I understand. Some people got hurt by them or just hate the mess they make.
You just can't hate a good dog's mannerisms though. Good dogs are so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320524
There's also some breeds that are loyal to their owners but hate anyone else.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_Chow#Temperament
Although Chow Chows look like hilarious fluffballs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date an exchange student from Horse Pussy Kingdom even though you live in Bird Pussy Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320526
>Some people got hurt by them or just hate the mess they make.
Essentially this. I go for a lot of walks in the countryside and you meet a lot of dog walkers as an unfortunate result. It seems a lot of them never clean up after their dogs and every now and then you get some massive fucker running at you with no idea what its intentions are. It really doesn't help with the fear and mistrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320546
I would, but I am but a humble tailbrusher from the Fox Pussy kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320546
Why are you pushing this so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320561
How does one become a tailbrusher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320546
>Living in either of those kingdoms.
I'd certainly date her, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320468
Dogs basically have the personality of a really dumb monstergirl. You know, without all the lewd stuff. What I'm saying is they're perfect companions.

I don't mind people that are afraid of them though, I'm scared as fuck of spiders even though I could kill em with a flick. Fear doesn't need logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320565
Apprentice under a professional and practice on 1-2 tailed kitsune for 5-8 years.
Then you can move up to 5-8 kitsune
If you become a world renowned tail-brusher, you get to brush a 9 tailed kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320578
I'll send in my application right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320565
You become a servant to a wealthy Fox lady/noble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320583
How do I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320561
She can go pick you up, Bird Pussy Kingdom is pretty close to the border of Fox Pussy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320487
This will never stop being cute

And I can't stop imagining 2 American tap-dancer ghosts spit-roasting a Japanese loli ghost. Please help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320522
We created dogs, and thanks to dogs we've come as far as we have.
It's weird and abnormal to not like dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320591
Moses suposess that you want me to cum down your throatses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320596
>It's weird and abnormal to not like dogs.
unless you're black, black people will never fuck with me when I'm walking my 110 lb yellow lab

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320586
You show up in the Fox Kingdom without a penny to your name, but with an old brush and dexterous hands.

Then you work your way up from doing tail brushings in an alley in the poor parts of town on mono-tails, to the nine-tailed Empress herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320605
My god I'll do it. I'll work like a dog if I have to, even if it's just to touch those nine beautiful tails for just a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320517
Labs are pretty based dogs, so that isn't surprising.

My uncle had the best lab ever. It used to give me and my sister rides around the yard when we were little.
He had to put it down when it killed a neighbor's Cocker Spaniel that was running at my sister. The dumb fucks let the thing off the leash and it tries to attack a little girl and it's somehow my uncle's fault it got its throat torn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320598
Great, now we're both terrible people.

My dick tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320034
Cthulhu-sama when Harblador

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320625
I'd rather have something Cthugha related since we lost the voice of the Nyaruko version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320374
I dont trust elves, I trust Dark Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320641
But they're the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320639
Pour a pargon out for Cthuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320641
I dunno man, I wouldn't trust Dark Elves either. They seem pretty mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320646
they are not, one of them has delicious brown skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320641
I want her to leglock me with those thighs.
I mean holy shit, look at those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320651
They're still bad people. Bad people that I would fuck silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320596
>It's weird and abnormal to not like dogs.
In your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320546
I would take her on the cutest dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320604
That's because one is man's best friend and the other is man's worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320487

>A ghost girl will never do this for you when she notices that you're have a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320639
The fact that the only anime about lovecraft was a moeshit annoyed me.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320651
But they are dangerous and untrustworthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320651
Those things on her breasts aren't even held down. You could walk her next to a fan to expose her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320704
Elves lactate adhesive.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't melt a Yuki-Onna's womb with your semen, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320639
>>14320647
Cthugha is literally just an Ignis. No YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713
What do you mean by "melt" anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319975
Imagine being that guy whose cum/mana has an odd taste
It would be like the first time someone tried root beer or moxie
>cum inside MG mouth after blowjob
>you feel that great relief and are ready for the next round
>"Huff...huff... Goddamn you're good at that"
>you see the expression on the MG's face
>it's a combination of confusion and disgust
>she manages to choke down the semen, but she is visibly upset
>"Um...wow. That wasn't what I expected. You smelled so good... I just don't understand... "
>she gets up and puts on her clothes
>"Yeah, this isn't going to work out. Sorry for the kidnapping. Have a nice life"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713

No of course not. I especially wouldn't do that in-front of a fire place either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320073
Snekpit, where do you get the money for these expenditures? Are you a nigerian prince?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713
After reading that Yuuki Onna doujin
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320728
He lives in some magical land where he can get away with this on a minimum wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320724
Imagine the opposite
>Finish up
>About to attempt leaving
>She pulls you back
>"Yeah, this is your home now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320683
It was a fun reference comedy for touku fans and people who've watched anime for a fair bit of time.
Plus like all good monster girl stories the main character got raped. at the end of the novels.
>>14320714
>Chuuni Ignis who insists that she's Cthugha
>No one believes her and tells her to stop joking
>She's telling the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320519
Good man. Very good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no coyote kitsune or rattle snake lamia to go on adventures with all over the american southwest
>you will never visit the alamao
>you will never visit Mesa Verde
>you will never explore Zion in Utah
>you will never go to Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TDcHV5M8Qs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320724
Boy that's a good way to emotionally destroy a man.

[Anonymous No.]

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐡𝐲'𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫? 𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫?"

[Anonymous No.]

>writing story late at night
>get to the sex scene, bang out a good portion of it
>wrap up for the night to turn in
>can't sleep, too horny from writing porn
>end up fapping from my own shitty work
Any other writers ever run into the issue of getting too hard while writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320724

>Guy gets depressed that no MG wants him
>Suicides
>Not even a Will-o-wisp wants him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320753
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320747
Man New Vegas was fun.

What are the chances of 4 being good?
>>14320761
That shouldn't be so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320754
Not a writefag but I've got boners from my own in thread green texts before and managed to fap to my own imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320754
You know the thread will like it if you end up fapping to your own stuff. At least that's how it seems to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713
Just a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320754
Never. I'm terrible at sex scenes. I've been trying to get better for over 5 years with no luck. I doubt anyone's even gotten a semi reading my smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320773
Well that's debatable depending on the writer, I'm pretty sure voldermort got a boner writing his futa shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320754
I don't usually get aroused to the point where I must fap while writing, but if I can read the scene over and get a boner from it, I know I'm doing something right.
When reading back over a completed story, it's harder for me to get aroused over my older stuff, but I've found my newer stuff turns me on much more. Hopefully that means I'm improving or developing in some way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320724
>Implying that root beer is an acquired taste
What even...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713
Funny thing, that series was my intro to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320778
Imagine a monstergirl doing something sexy, or doing something you fantasize about. Now write it down, not skipping on any details. There you go, done.
Bonus points if its something that monster specializes in, like the texture and temperature of a slime, or the taste of a holst's milk straight from her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713
You bet I'd fuck a Mizore Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320724
>>14320761
Ah yes, a second anon to join the first one who is eternally ignored, even by the devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320766
>What are the chances of 4 being good?

None, I honestly think it's going to be Bethesda's worst game yet. I'm not saying that from a asshole /v/ cynic position, but a relistic one. All the leaks have been awful.

>terrible animations and AI
>all RPG elements dumbed down to bear minimum
>gunplay improved but still shit
>dialog extremely dumbed down, skill checks are gone too
>map is tiny
>11 quests, 14 side-quests
>voiced protagonist
>likely to have paid mods due to it having it's own modding platform, separate from steam
>ass-awful story
>no factions

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320735
>She tells her friends and gets them all to blow you so they can try it too
>you become a local hit
>umarried MGs will pay you good money to blow you for a shot of your jizz
>one night a pack of ghouls blows in from the South...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320795
Well at least they can be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320779
Well, sure - the are limits to this. If you get a boner writing about how diaper Anubis shat herself as Anon was changing her then I think its likely the thread won't be as enthusiastic.
Most vanilla fetishes are generally liked around here though, and by now we all know anon's tolerances for things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320803
But thousands of names!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320806
Do Ghoul Girls play rough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320780
I've found I can't read my older stuff because I can't stop cringing. Boners are the last thing I'm getting over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Paladins use magic to make themselves undesirable taste-wise to MG
>After decades of this it becomes an aquired taste
>High class MG treat it like wine and hunt paladins above everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320803
Jesus. Save us Obsidian!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320738
That's not a very compelling story idea, Anon. Cthugha doesn't really have anything going for It.

[Anonymous No.]

Which skeleton would you bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320813
we'll see, we'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320793
If it's that easy, then I might just have a problem with getting turned on by written smut. Puts me in a pretty difficult position! I mostly read for the emotional/lovey-dovey stuff anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320724
>root beer or moxie
Wait, what?
Moxie I totally understand, but rootbeer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320820
Bethesda bought the rights to Fallout.

They won't be able to make any more games anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713

>A yuki-onna rubbing her belly after sex, thoroughly enjoying how warm your semen is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
>Sexualizing Papyrus and Sans
No.
Papyrus is too pure and Sans is too chill for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320803
I'm expecting it to be shit too. The main problem isn't Fallout 4 being shite, it's what it means for the next Elder Scrolls
>we'll probably have a voiced character in a tiny map with all the RPG elements removed so its a shit first person Dark Souls now.
At least we can go back to modded Morrowind and Oblivion I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
I would make Papyrus so much fucking spaghetti I swear to jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320829
Dammit anon just let me believe!

...I need a Yeti Hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
Undertale is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320815
You can bet. They'll bob up and down on your dick so fast the best headbanging metalheads would look like they were slowly nodding. They'll suck so hard you'd think your dick was a straw and they're after a particularly thick milkshake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320819
Those clever bastards, using such a round-about and indirect method to get all the best waifus for themselves.

Good thing I'm one of them, or I'd be really upset about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
Sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
I do not feel comfortable about the sexualisation of these characters. And the fact that it's been carried out so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
Stop reminding me I have to play this. And I have a shitty broken keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320785
>>14320827
Just using root beer and moxie as examples
Funny thing is I don't like root beer, I've had moxie and actually enjoyed it, and my favourite soda is Dr pepper

I know, I'm a degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320846
Emotional discomfort and arousal are an exquisite combination, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320854
I think you might have some wires crossed somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320835
>Modded Oblivion
I used to browse the generals on /vg/. Some of the stories were frankly terrifying.
>One guy made it that guards got boners from seeing his nude character, and it made them die so there would be a load of dead people with massive erections wherever he went

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320409
Probably not anymore, last I checked the top 10 have several thousand humanity given.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320794
Who wouldn't?

Best part of a shit show/manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320865
You're late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320853
A basic logitech keyboard costs like 10 dollars stop being so poor.

I will literally give you a keyboard if you can make it to Guilford, CT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320866
Oh you're not even wrong. Best girl by a god damn mile.

So pissed that faggot of a protagonist went with that shitty vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320853
You can play it on a controller, but I don't think the game alters the prompts to account for different buttons. So "Z" "X" and "C" will not change to reflect that you're actually using "A" "B" and "X", or whatever. It could get confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wander the streets of MGC late at night while acting cute and innocent in hopes of attracting an Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320875

Be sure to tell her that you're afraid of spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters eat other monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320871
I'm getting a new computer at christmas.
>>14320874
I don't have a compatible controller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320879
Should I tell her that I'm afraid of women, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320871
I'm kind of uncomfortable that you live so close to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320880
I guess technically Demon Realm beasts would count as monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320884
No, just that you are attempting to remain chaste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320884

I don't think she'd blame you if you told her that you're afraid of human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320823
I'd rather a spider.

https://a.pomf.cat/ciclti.swf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320863
I donated around 400 of them, and this was around February, maybe March, so there's still quite a chance, I would say

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW all my ideas for stories sound like shit in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320871
It's fine, I'm a harmless pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320894
>the cum is purple
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that this was Dangan Ronpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320838
You are found quickly by the Mofu Delivery Service and a Yeti is dispatched to your location, she begins hugging you tight and rubbing your back as she holds you close and whispers Fallout? What are you, casual? She then hands you a USB stick with Dorf Fortress and tells you the session is over

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm just sitting here, waiting, and hoping someone will write a JubJub story. Someday someone will. Someday...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320899
That's an impressive level of shitty.
Usually bad ideas sound ok until you write them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320860
>I think you might have some wires crossed somewhere

I know. Why do you think I'm in the MG thread instead of being a well adjusted person doing normal person things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320888
Technically they are the "New Monsters" to replace the "Old Monsters" that are now "Monster Girls". But then if you treat a Demon Realm Beast well, like a pet, then it becomes a "True Monster" and thus is transformed into a "Monster Girl". This is how the furries result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320905
Once upon a time, there was a jubjub.
She had big boobs.
Then she found a dude.
Then they fukt.
the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320899
I have some I think the thread would like, but I can't make them work no matter how many drafts I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320904
I knew I should have gone with the 1000 year old soft Kitsune. She still considers Betamax to be sorcery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320892
And that I don't like bondage. That'll be sure to get me taken home by her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320904
>Dorf Fortress
Pretty shit taste desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320912

Are you going to pastebin that stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320872
It just goes to show that vampires ruin everything they sink their rotting fangs into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320902
>tfw no monokuma bear girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320894
I am not surprised this exists.
>Also the ending theme is this mashup https://soundcloud.com/wendyfag/through-the-core-and-ruins?in=renim_g/sets/undertale-mashup-colllab
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320912
9/10
Would watch the movie version

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320912
Moar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320905
>Experts Stumped

Oh you sly dog you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320921
Good.
Which girl would Junko be?

[Anonymous No.]

I just ate a fuckton of edamame. Post plantgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320912
Can I write a sequel anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320931

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320929
Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320927
>mfw I actually tried to write that out with a happy ending.
>mfw I scrapped it halfway through.
>mfw I left her sitting there, just like the man in the story.

I must now commit sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320922
>Yes, that's the song from THAT flash. You sick spider fuckers.
Rude, I'd be more sick not to want to fuck Muffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320929
Lilim I guess, I can't think of anything else that fits her.
Junko best girl regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320931

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320943
Anon that's a weird way to spell Chiaki/Toko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320946
Does it have to be human?

Does it have to be mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320943
Imagine being kidnapped by a Lilim with Junko's looks and made to be her slave.
She'd get off on your despair until you snap and rape her.
Then she'd get off on the sex and her own despair. All according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320940
>>14320922
>>14320894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY

Also I think this should be the end of these shenanigans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320943
Junko may be best girl, but Ibuki best character design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320943
>Junko best girl regardless
I'm more partial to Celes, she'd make a great Vampire.

Ibuki's pretty nice too, she's the kind of girl that's fun to hang around with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320959
Ibuki best girl, Junko isn't even best from the first game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320920
Damn right anon, vampires ruin everything good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320947
Crazy women are my fetish. I can understand Chiaki though. Why do people like Toko? I genuinely don't get it.

>>14320952
Junko comes up with the silliest plans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320905
>two maintenance men working in an underground complex
>complaints about faulty wiring, they were sent down to investigate.
>both communicating by radio as they fiddle with the fuses, checking lights and stuff
>suddenly one of the guys's radio cuts out in mid sentence
>confused, other guy goes to check up on him and make sure he's okay
>shining his flashlight into the room where he was stationed, he notices something weird on the floor
>it's a pair of space-jam patterned boxer shorts
>bemused, the man picks them up; they're fucking soaked
>while he's wtfing, the man feels a drop on his head
>looks up
>comes face to face with a grinning, heart-pupil'd bird woman dripping with saliva and love nectar
>cue screaming; cue warm, fluffy, titty-filled sex
Idea that's been simmering in the back of my mind for the past month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320920
To be fair, they were being set up as the endgame pretty much from chapter 1.
And Inner Moka is pretty olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320974
She doesn't fix the failed abortion known as Outer Moka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320972
Where did the other guy go thou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320971
>Why do people like Toko? I genuinely don't get it.

I'm just weird like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320982
Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320971
Her ultimate despair would to be forced to be a housewife and abandon her plans forever.
So she'd pretty much be soaking wet 24/7 from all the despair.

>>14320980
You mean her mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320972
>>it's a pair of space-jam patterned boxer shorts
I want to come ON AND SLAM with a jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320982
The guy being fucked will find out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320971
Why would you not like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320987
>You mean her mom?
Wait what? I only read like four chapters or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320982

Eaten sexually alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320997
It's a spoiler from way, way later on in the manga.
Apparently the "Outer Moka" personality was created off her own mother. Or some shit. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320997
Yeah, Outer Moka is actually an illusion copy of Inner Moka's dead ass mother who got eaten by an eldritch Vampire.
At the end of the series, she's gone forever, and Inner Moka has 24/7 control of her body.
Rosario+Vampire got weird at the end. It's like the guy writing it decided he was tired of harem comedy and wanted to write battle shonen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320972
>Monster Girl Horror Games
>All have good endings / game overs

Honestly I'd play them, sure you won't have the horrible disfigurement aspect of horror but that's not to say you wouldn't be spooked by a Spider skittering around casting shadows and spooking you into run segments.

>Spider Pussy: Pelviceration universally praised as being scary
>Especially the end boss Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320959
>>14320965
Ibuki's and Celes' designs were half the reason I got interested in the series

>>14320983
>>14320992

I mean I've warmed up to her a little since I just finished AE, and she doesn't stutter every second word anymore, but she still acts like an asshole with a severe persecution complex.
I laughed my ass off when I found out the hostage Junko took as a motive for Toko was a Stinkbug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320982
Taken by the slime girl the harpy always hangs out with

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320894
Is there any way to disable that essay prompt shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321010
>Spoiler 3
So like Negima, except not deliberately planned from its inception?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321012
AE did improve her.

Her talking shit about LNs/Manga was one of the best parts of the game for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321012
>but she still acts like an asshole with a severe persecution complex
An asshole with a persecucution complex voiced by Miyuki Sawashiro

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321026
I played the dub

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321021
It only pops up if you hit any key except space, space makes you blow your load.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321024
Kinda, yeah.
The end boss was a significantly less cool version of Alucard from Hellsing.
Fittingly, his name was Alucard.
Wasn't even trying to be subtle about it with the whole "Eldritch Vampire" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321033
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320257
Now now anon, that depends on how "devoted" the Kiki is. However I don't think we want to find that out now do we? Best go work on that project like she told you to.

I wish there was an image where a Kiki with a rather scary/yan/crazy look tells her Master she is dissapointed in him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321012
DR has some great character designs. Kazuichi, Leon, and Gundam's designs are good, too. And as much as I really *really* hate her, Saionji is admittedly a cute.
Ibuki is my favorite design out of all of them, though. Pink and blue are a great color scheme, I love hair stripes, and her piercings are adorable.
I still need to finish the second game, but life is busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321039
Remember the stand user with the hair stand that kidnapped Koichi in Part 4 of JoJo? That's what I imagine a Yandere Kiki is like.
>>14321042
Do it anon and watch everything you love die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321036
All Eldritch Vampires are secondary to THE Alucard.

They also lack qt3.14 Vampire Daughterus with cool French Mercenary Familiars/Boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321012
I'm still somewhat ashamed that I have fantasies about the giant Junko A.I.
Just being trapped in virtual reality with her for all eternity, being used as a toy.
It's pretty much a Succuvirus fantasy, just with a 50ft. tall stacked despair freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320863
>>14320898
Just checked, and I'm actually only 122th with 243 humanities. Shit, I need to catch up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321011
Boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320905
I will be eventually, though it's not the type of story that the thread will approve of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321063
Yuri? Futa? Monsterboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321071
Probably egg fetus girl.

[Anonymous No.]

How will you protect yourself, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321073
That's not too bad. You can get swole just by kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321050
That's weird anon, does having such a weird fantasy cause you despair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321001
>>14321010
Oh man that is complete trash. But I'm not surprised that a shitty series has even worse twists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
what if I want to be a victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
Stay inside and lock all my doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321081
Despair at knowing she'll never squeeze my dick between those titanic breasts.
It's virtual reality, the impossible becomes possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
Be as warm as possible so they don't have a reason to hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
It's a dumb Yeti, they're harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
I'll keep my Wendigo waifu with me at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
The joke's on her! I live in Florida! It's so hot here that her fur will make her uncomfortable, and I can invite her back to my house for a nice, big, dripping wet glass of lemonade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320906
It's something about it just not matching up with feasibility and such. Like what the hell are the chances of something like a Frosthound leaving Cocytus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321078
The simplest of solutions, you must fight fire with fire, counter hugging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321092
>Serial Hugger Yeti stalks you while out with your wendigo waifu
>She waits for the perfect moment to strike, when you and the wendigo are facing each other
>The yeti charges in behind the wendigo
>Your waifu is pressed into you as the yeti engulfs you both in a powerful hug
>You can't break away from her big, fuzzy paws
>The wendigo is panicking, looking up at you and asking what's happening while being sandwiched between you and the yeti
>Yeti just smiles and talks about how she loves to bring people closer through hugs, too

No escape.

No escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321113
Someone needs to stop this monster! Super Wurm where are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321113
I'm alright with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girls are the rednecks of the MGE universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321113
THAT BITCH!
What can be done to stop this evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321118
Elves.

Cousin fuckers too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320713
Mizore is my waifu, and the reason I think Yuki-Onna are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321118
Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321071
None of those, no.

>>14321073
Not that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321139
>your Dark Elf cousin will never force you to impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321115
SuperWurm just destroys everything and never catches any criminals though

Sorry, I'll stop with these now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321159
Good, the only one who is getting forced to do anything is her.

[Anonymous No.]

>That one doujin where the teacher has to give tummy rubs to his students in heat
I enjoyed that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how long the world population of humans can last in MGland considering they can't have sons, and what the proportionate numbers between men and women would be after a few generations assuming we aren't totally wiped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321178
You've peaked my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321182
Enough for all of us to have wives and harems and for there to still be girls left over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321182
Monstergirls take longer to have kids while it's rather fastidious for many humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321182
They'd probably allow some human communities to help keep the population up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321183
Here
http://exhentai.org/g/719007/d3bc7c2d82/

[Anonymous No.]

EVERY DAY'S A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU PAINT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321194
where were you when bob was kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321159
I couldn't help it, okay? She has some very convincing arguments. Besides, it's not like her sister-mom would object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321192
Cheers m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321197
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14321182
We have had this discussion many times. Also lurk more and read the wiki.

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>>14321182
Incentive programs and limited childbirths. Allow breeding as normal, but give incentives for bearing human children. Rescind the bonuses when the human population is too high, and put restrictions on monster offspring when the human population gets too low.

That's how they do it in china IIRC.

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>>14321190
Yeah, but by and large, the human communities don't want to live like that.

It's why the corrupt influence is so effective; it's a much more satisfying, more appealing lifestyle. They give into it even if you don't rape them into it, they naturally want to live like that. All it takes is a single fruit or flower or something and suddenly everyone's banging each other and there are no more humans left!

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>>14321214
It's not a question of whether its a good or a bad thing or thinking about the general situation and how to handle it though like we usually talk about, I'm asking purely about the numbers; how many humans are there? How many men, as relative to how many monster girls? How long can it possibly last?

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>You will never have a fluffy spider daughteru

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>>14321218
I prefer the "fuck off to space and let the degenerates make their Lewdstar" method.

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>>14321238
Monsters in KC land are currently less than 9.1% of the global population and breed far more slowly than humans. The amount of men lost to monsters is less than the amount of men who wouldn't ever get married and have children anyway. And this is after over a thousand years of the current demon lord making it at least fifty generations since she took the throne.

The problem currently isn't outbreeding. It's the mamano mana, corrupting everything it touches and spreading ceaselessly like zerg creep. Outbreeding won't become a serious issue until more physical territory is taken over and turned into demon realms. But since you can never purify land taken over by mamano mana, it's still a one way street to human extinction. Which is the purpose of her whole plan really. Humans go extinct just like regular monsters went extinct and incubi and monstergirls take their place as the new people of the world.

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>>14321238
see >>14321188

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>>14321197
Ho?

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>>14321265
This. If they want the planet, they can keep it.

I can't shake the feeling that someone's going to come up with a reason for monsters to follow the non-degenerates off of the planet, though.

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>Monster girls are ten times stronger, smart, faster, and more deadly than humans
>Humanity is locked behind a barrier meant to stop monsters, until one day, you trip past it and are unable to return
>After a run in with the first perverted monster girl you meet, and nearly dying in a battle to the death where you were vastly outpowered, you discover the secret to fighting off monster girls
>Fucking them and impregnating them, sex is a powerful weapon that weakens their resolve and satiates their inner beast
>The only way mankind can compete against them is with the power of the D
>You must fuck and impregnate every monster girl you come across until you make it back home alive

Would you play it?

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>>14321299
No, fuck off.

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>>14321299
As long as the girls were good, yes. Yes I would play Monstergirl Seducer the game.

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>>14321299
Sounds like a good H-VN.
I'd go for it if I played VNs.
And there were lamias in it.

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>>14321269
>currently less than 9.1% of the global population
Wow, KC land sounds a whole lot more interesting as a setting all of a sudden now that it clearly isn't as buried in Monster Girls as the thread typically describes it.

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>>14321299
>Tyrone Simulator:All Outta Welfare Edition

No thanks

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>>14321299
As long as there's a harem ending and the art is good I'd play it

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>>14321269
You almost make it sound like in the beginning, becoming an early proponent for monster girls might be tricky.

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>>14321319
Monster girls on the streets saying "WHO GON' FEED MUH KEEDS?"

That's when our taxes go up.

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>>14321255
Is the big spider eating the little one, here?

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>>14321113
>Wendigo lets out a loud awawa in surprise
>Yeti pulls anon and Wendigo closer
>Muffled awawawas and neither can escape
>Anon's shirt covered in sweat and tears from scared Wendigo after the hug

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>>14321339
Who will this serial hugger hug next?

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>>14321344
Saltfag.

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>>14321344
The cactus alraune who avoids all social contact.

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>>14321350
Or the poison oak alraune

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>>14321349
>>14321350
Dear god...

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>>14321344
>Arrive at home, groceries in hand.
>Walk into kitchen and put them on the kitchen counter.
>Hold on.
>You don't remember leaving that window open...
>Before you can react a fluffy Yeti tackles you to the ground.
>She pins you against the ground, holding your arms down.
>She has heart pupils in her eyes.
>Instinctively you thrash around, trying to fight off your attacker.
>"Haa... Haa... Don't struggle, just let it happen!~"
>You try to scream and break free, but her grip is too strong.
>She wraps her arms around you in a swift, forceful movement.
>She holds you tight for a moment, before getting up and leaving you panting on the floor.
>Later you're curled up in the shower, in the fetal position.
>You realize you're cuddle virginity was just taken, you're no longer pure.
>You can't stop yourself from sobbing.

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>>14321365
Who cans stop this friend.

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>>14321299
No, fuck your power of the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14318086
HA! My waifu cant read.

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>>14321381
Why are you such a whiny little bitch?

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We need more monster girls in casual clothes

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>>14321385
Must be an Alp who doesn't want to admit she drools between the legs just at the thought of the power.

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>>14321385
Because if I have to defeat them I want to fight them properly, not to do the same than every hentai VN.

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>>14321394
Then don't act like a little bitch whenever someone wants to do the opposite.

Fucking faggot.

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>>14321378
>Friend
Wait a minute, something's up here.

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>>14321389
Clothes in general make everything more attractive to me for some reason. I think I might have a clothes fetish.

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>>14321422
No, that's just how things work.
For example, would you rather have Miia be naked or dressed like this?

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>>14321417
Somethin's fucky...

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>>14321417
>>14321435
I meant fiend!

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>>14321422
Clothed sex a best.

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>>14321441
Sure you did anon, sure you did.
You're coming down to the station to answer some questions.

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>>14321442
>Intercrural sex with an anubis, switching between rubbing your dick along the fur on her shins, the soft silk of her billowy chaps, and the delicious, bronzed skin of her inner thigh
>Your dragon childhood friend taking you behind the school one red-skied evening, lifting up her skirt and showing off the panties she wore for you
>Having your own private ball with a vampire in the dancing hall of her castle, dancing with you in a suit of ceremonial armor, and her in the most beautiful red ballgown you've ever seen
>Letting the mood change from romantic to lustful as you take her standing, right there on the ballroom floor, lifting up her leg and her dress to engage in your intimate dance
>A curvy, big-breasted kitsune giving you paizuri through the ribbed sweater being soaked through with her milk and your pre
DEAR LORDIE THE THINGS ALL THESE DO TO MUH DICK.

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>>14321457
>>Your dragon childhood friend taking you behind the school one red-skied evening, lifting up her skirt and showing off the panties she wore for you
Lord have mercy.

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>>14321456
Oh please do not use mofu-interrogation techniques on me officer!

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>>14321423
While you might have a point with regard to the general populace, I think there's a distinction to be made here; the image you posted is still of a mostly unclothed girl, and I usually have a preference for greater coverage in general.

Pic somewhat related.

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>>14321389
I there a specific name for these types of pants? Holy shit I fucking love them.

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>>14321469
Sir, I'm a human man.
I was just gonna use good old fashioned police brutality. Maybe a Good Cop/Bad Cop routine.

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>>14321476
bell-bottoms?

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>>14321457
The Kitsune sweater one is the most appealing since she uses her own milk as lube.

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>>14321478
>Not waterboarding him
What kind of interrogator are you?

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>>14321478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18
Cities with cloakers have a 0% rape rate. TMYK.

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>>14321480
Milk's not very thick. I don't think it would make for very good lube.

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>>14321396
Why so needlessly furious?
Oh...It's salt-kun again, never mind.

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>>14321472
Huh. I mean, that looks cool and all, but as a fetish, I'll admit, that's kind of strange. Not as much as tile patterns, but almost.

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>>14321490
Somewhere multiple different Holsts are crying.

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>>14321483
The kind who doesn't break out the big guns immediately.

>>14321485
>Monstergirl corners a man in an alley
>She's got his pants and is about to rape him.
>Suddenly she hears the noise so many criminals fear.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYhXDAhgG4
>She turns around and is met with a Cloaker's boot
>"Alright, the safe word is "police brutality!""

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Post all the Wocks you have, it's an emergency.

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>>14321530

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>>14317248
now.jpeg

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>>14321600
Fuckin' niiice.

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>>14321600
Cute. Would want to be lovingly teased by.

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Goodnight, everyone. Sweet dreams of your favorite girl.

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>>14321600
There aren't enough "ara ara" monstergirl stories.