A message to thje people of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Many of you claim to love youkai and claim they are your "waifu". You are all making the classic mistake of assuming they are like humans, they are incapable of loving you.
Break free of their charms, only a human girl can actually love you. A girl like Reimu, who you must remember neeeds a male to carry on her bloodline.

Tell me /jp/ why do you ignore pure, loving maidens for demons?

[Anonymous No.]

Human girls are only capable of imitating what they think love looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, what are you talking about, Reimu,does not exist. Falling love with a demon would be the same shit because they don't exist.

Kids these days

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure Reimu is a cunt, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316228
I hope you arent implying Reimu is like 3dpd.

>>14316231
>Reimu,does not exist
Unenlightened pleb pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316242
I wonder who could write such lies.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no truer love than to love someone who is inferior to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really sta

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>>14316273
Vampires are pretty much winged leaches. Leaches are parasites. Therefore vampires are parasites.
Parasites cant be superior to non parasites.

In the SDM, only Sakuya is capable of love. Stop with this racemixing bullshit, yokai are subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316244
>Unenlightened

More like I don't force myself into a memetic hysteria just to fit in. Enjoy your emotional intelligence being nerfed because of "waifus", a self-created mental illness and incapacity of dealing with real people because you are overly attached to a drawing and excessive masturbation just to fulfill your pathetic loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316299
Sakuya is more cruel to humans than Remilia. Remilia actually convinced her to be nicer to humans. Me and Remi have no intention of creating a child, I just want us to be by each other's sides for eternity. Go back to the kitchen, butcher meido.

[Anonymous No.]

All youkais needs to be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316302
What the fuck are you even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316314
I like Touhou. Did you know you can engage in this hobby without being a pathetic piece of shit? Things you can learn everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316302
Being uptight about everything is the oldest meme hysteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316314
This, if you claim to like Touhou and are not what normies would claim to be "mentally ill" then you're just a fucking secondary. I bet he doesn't even believe that Gensokyo exists. Point at him, point at him and laugh.

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>>14316307
Remilia wants her to stop killing them, so that she can eat more.
I assure you Sakuya would be happier and far more sane if you killed Remilia for her, and freed Sakuya from her charms.

>>14316302
>More like I don't force myself into a memetic hysteria just to fit in.
No, you really do seem unenlightened, it shows due to your aggressive nature of posting. Enlightened individuals are known to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Gods can love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316326
>I can't like Touhou without being an agoraphobic loser with no future which purpose is solely masturbating to cartoons and being a closet pedophile otherwise I am a secondary

Jokes on you, even ZUN probably thinks having a waifu is retarded, given he's married and has a kid now. How does it feel being a manchild?
The funny part is that the series might slow down because of that and nothing else you fuckers can do but cry and say ZUN is a normie or move to the next bandwagon.

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>>14316340
>Remilia wants her to stop killing them, so that she can eat more

That doesn't even make any sense. Remi doesn't kill and eat humans unless Yukari allows her to, and prefers her meat to be cooked. And she will never be freed from Remilia's charms because Remi is too cute and I would do anything for her, outside of severing one of my limbs or doing any other serious damage or killing myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimufags are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316349
>how does it feel not forcing another person to suffer through existence fuking manchild hahhhaha :))))))

Why the hell would you want to have a kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316365
Did I ever say that? See, you guys are so emotionally stupid you think one can only have a real partner if there's procreating involved. Just like the normies you hate so much.

[Anonymous No.]

A celestial is fine too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316376
>given he's married and has a kid now. How does it feel being a manchild?

You implied that having a kid makes you not be a manchild, so yes, you pretty much did say that. And what is your reaction to waifuists who have gotten laid IRL but still have a waifu? Are they still manchildren? In that case, what exactly is it about waifuists that makes them manchildren? Not being married/having a real partner? What's the point? A real partner would detract time, money and resources from you far more than a 2D partner, and will leave you as soon as you display the slightest hint of insecurity.

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>>14316389
>distorting my words to win an argument
Phew, I thought I was arguing with someone decent. I don't give a shit if you get laid and have a waifu. Of course you are still a manchild if you can't bring yourself to date yet you spend time and probably money on someone that will never support or love you back. It's literally the same thing as being a religious fanatic, like those people who keep chanting that Jesus loves you but Jesus doesn't exist.

>caring only about money, resources and time

Maybe you don't deserve something good. Loneliness and unrequited love is the best for you, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316343
>Used goods
>>14316356
Vampires drink blood, Sakuya cant provide all the blood given the time it takes to produce more.
>>14316359
Shut up and donate to her shrine.

>>14316349
>ZUN probably thinks having a waifu is retarded
He probably thinks you'e a faggot. I cant confirm it, but if we are speculating what Zun thinks, then this is about as accurate as your own statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316399
Enjoy your alimony and women who only "love" you so long as you provide something for them.

[Anonymous No.]

only a supernatural girl could understand a supernatural emotion like love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316399
>but Jesus doesn't exist
You really are retarded.
He may not have been the son of God or anything, but plenty of people believe he actually existed. Only retards say he didnt exist at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316359
I like Reimu but it's a shame the fans are pretty bad.

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>>14316349
Like I care what ZUN thinks, he's the biggest secondary of them all. Like moot. You're a stupid secondary for thinking his opinion matters too, you look like a tryhard nerdboy from /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai are only monsters on the outside. Raymoo and her lackeys are monsters are the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316413
>Used goods
Her love is still more pure than a shrine maiden's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316389
>And what is your reaction to waifuists who have gotten laid IRL but still have a waifu?
They aren't real waifufags though. You can't really say that you truly love some girl and at the same time fucking other girl and have kids with her. This way you are betraying/hurting both 3D and 2D girl who you claim to love.

>>14316399
>Of course you are still a manchild if you can't bring yourself to date yet you spend time and probably money on someone that will never support or love you back.
But why dating someone while being in relationship with someone else is necessary to not be manchild? I mean, why would you ever do that if you respects your actual partner. Wouldn't it be two timing? I guess I would rather be a faithful manchild than two timer.
Also I'm pretty sure lot's of religious people feel supported by Jesus.(Isn't it the reason for religions to exists?) Then why are you saying that waifu can't support you? She exists just as much as Jesus. What the hell?

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>>14316470
Of course I didn't mean the two at once. I meant if you're not a virgin but have decided to have a waifu, which I only brought up because to most normalfags, losing your virginity is the holy test of whether you are a pathetic manchild or not. You shouldn't cheat on your waifu while you're in a relationship with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't be helped. They actually love women that would eat their fucking insides alive.

Like I said multiple times, if some youkais manage to enter our world and seduce /jp/ I'll be the last one alive having a good laugh.

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>>14316480
Oh ok. I know some people like this, they are rare, but they do exist.
I still prefer to stay manchild in that case. It's like I'm saving my purity for her and it feel great. And also it's already to late to have a girlfriend because my waifu has stolen my whole heart long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316399
>>14316480
>manchild
>manchild
What is it with this guy and the manchild shaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316424
Not saying Jesus never existed, but he lived a long ago, was probably a sandnigger instead of an aryan dude and fucked more than all of /jp/ in a lifetime when people think he's a holy saint with golden hair and sky blue eyes.

>>14316470
>they aren't real waifufags

Are seriously cutting a part of your life (mating with opposite sex) just to get attached to a cartoon and stay the rest of your life dedicated to avoiding pain by being lonely as fuck and delusional with "real freedom"? Holy shit.

>But why dating someone while being in relationship with someone else is necessary to not be manchild?

Learn what is being emotionally mature and you will understand what I mean you are being childish by running away from some basic need just because you don't want to get hurt.

>>14316510

Menchildren should engage in suicide to avoid using precious resources. They are literally a waste of oxygen.

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>>14316499
That's propaganda. I would make one of them my wife and raise a family so I can laugh at the men stuck with regular humans.

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>>14316514
hey man I don't think you should be posting while you're at work, your boss might fire you and your girlfriend will leave you if you aren't bringing in the money anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316526
I'm at home and I just baked a cake for my husband. Also he will fuck my pussy later after we watch a movie. Sucks to be you, ladm8

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>>14316507
I'm a "manchild" too and for a good reason. I could hire a hooker if I really wanted to but I would rather die a virgin because it means Remilia and Flandre would be able to turn me into a vampire instead of a ghoul.

All of the argument in this thread is pointless, it shouldn't matter whether you have a waifu or not. The guy talking about how you will get alimony if you be with a 3DPD, the guy aggressively talking about how being a waifufag makes you a manchild, it's all pointless.

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>>14316507
>waifus Miku

How does it feel to be a kek?

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>>14316514
Yea, but you know, when you have a real wife you should refrain from having sex with anyone but her. Isn't it like the same thing, a cutting part of your life? Also why are you keep repeating that having a waifu makes you lonely or something? I have a waifu but I also have both female and male friends, spend time with them, have fun and stuff. Waifu only satisfy your romantic and sexual desires and you still need real buddies just as much as before. After meeting my waifu I've never felt lonely.
>Learn what is being emotionally mature and you will understand what I mean you are being childish by running away from some basic need just because you don't want to get hurt.
But I've never decided to have a waifu. I always wanted to have a girlfriend when I was young and wasn't really thinking about having 2D one, but it just happened. I've fallen in love with her and I've become more happy than I've ever been, so there is no point in changing that. But still I don't think that every woman is evil and every real relationship ends up in divorce, pain etc. I'm pretty sure there are couples that are happy together for the whole life, it's just that they are hard to find.
Also I'm pretty sure having a waifu(or just growing) makes me more emotionally mature. You know, when I found her I wanted a girlfriend so I could not feel lonely, spend good time and have sex. But now I value things like supporting other person at any time, having stable relationship, trust and faithfulness way more than just having fun time. I didn't liked the idea before, but now I would love to have children with her, marry her to seal our bond, get old with her and stuff. I think this is emotional maturity, but that's just my opinion. I'm not a psychologist.

>>14316540
I've never been more happy.

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>>14316560
At least you do this right, you are aware of all you do and don't try to justify it by hating real women and men who decide to have a real partner. What a lot of waifufags do simply because they feel threatened by females and alpha males, not admitting it's their own fault they are hated, because they are bitter and delusional.

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>>14316507
I never got the Miku appeal.
She's a blank slate.

>>14316514
>was probably a sandnigger instead of an aryan dude
Only idiots think he wasnt an arab or berber looking guy.
>and fucked more than all of /jp/ in a lifetime
People can go without sex. I think Buddha and Jesus both died virgins.

>>14316529
Sure thing, faggot.

>>14316584
It's funny, you say this in response to being hated by /jp/ and assuming everyone else is at fault, and you arent jsut a faggot who doesnt belong here.

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>>14316924
>I never got the Miku appeal.
>She's a blank slate.
The appeal is that there is huge variety of songs that shows her differently while all of them share common base of images, merchandise and stuff.
Miku in the songs that made me fall in love has somehow defined character and is far from being blank.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, but what does our Lord has to do with this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

2hus i would marry: Sanae, Reimu, Youmu, Marisa and all the goddesses.
2hus i would stay clear: All youkai
But the best human girl is still Kasen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316529
does bullying turbonerd losers from /jp/ turn you on? cuz it sounds like you don't enjoy otaku culture so why the fuck would you get your touhou fix here faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317033
>But the best human girl is still Kasen.
>human

Buddy, i have bad news for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317033
>human
She's oni m8.
Her horns are just hidden under her buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317033
>Kasen
>human

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get drunk and fuck Marisa until I pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316231
I remember you from that thread about the value of virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317086
>>14317105
>>14317164
Don't be siliy, anons. There is no way she's an oni, despite the fact that she have shackles like the other oni, have a magical oni drinking gourd and other oni seems to know her.

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>>14317189
Don't forget the completely unrelated fact that she doesn't like oni-banishing bean throwing and went out of her way to stop Reimu from performing it. Why would anyone think she is anything but a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317257
Because she's the cutest human ever.

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>>14316389
>>14316399
Please fuck off back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317283
Now I want to tease Kasen about her little secret

[Anonymous No.]

I think Reimu stinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316118
Youkai can love, just not the way humans do. To make a youkai love you, simply dominate her.

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>>14317415
Maybe she needs someone to train with, then give her a massage after working out.

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>>14317189
Dont worry, I'm sure Aya is writing an article as we speak about how it's all a conspiricy and Kasen is actually a human.

[Anonymous No.]

To combat the declining birth rate, human women must be more aggressive in the times to come.

Do your best, villagers.

[Anonymous No.]

take your greentext arguing to /b/ you fucking retards. Or just kill yourselves, that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

But I am the demons. The demons that want to learn how to truly love.