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What would it be like having Yuuka as a girlfriend?

>> No.14316119

Like a picnic on a sunny day in botanical gardens, but all the time.

>> No.14316129
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She has lots of images involving feet, so probably lots of foot rubbing and licking.

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It would be extremely painful.

>> No.14316176

Fatal probably.

Yuuka wouldn't make a very good girlfriend or even friend. She's fated to life alone and wither away like one of her sunflowers.

>> No.14316180

It'd be absolute heaven for a masochist. Probably hell for anybody else.

>> No.14316181

Yuuka's probably pretty nice as long as you don't fuck with her flowers.

>> No.14316182

crotch stompingly painful

>> No.14316207

She's a big youkai

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>> No.14316216

Does Yuuka decapitate her mate post-coitus?

Maybe it's best to admire her from afar like this.

>> No.14316498

Roleplaying where she's dressed as a bee and you as a flower. I bet she'd pollinate you real good.

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You'd be scared all the time and she might seriously injure you during sex on accident, but it'd be really sweet for an old youkai like her to fall in love with a human.

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She'll also vastly outlive you and probably forget about you soon enough from her perspective. But as long as you could put up with her bullshit and constant lying she'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

>> No.14316610

That's why you would become a magician so you could spend the rest of eternity by her side. Mercury and arsenic pulsing through your veins is a trifle if it means you can be with Yuuka forever.

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>> No.14316692

I do not understand Ukrainian.

>> No.14316825

I don't either but I know the translation:
>A sadist and a masochist are in a room
>The masochist says: "Hurt me"
>The sadist replies: "No"

>> No.14316855

I think she is more interested in eating humans rather than loving them.

>> No.14316916

is she a cannibal

>> No.14316920

she's not human so eating them wouldn't make her one

>> No.14317052

I bet she smells really nice.

>> No.14317250

Yuuka would make a great mom

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Probably... not.

>> No.14317288

Hard, but rewarding.

>> No.14317290


There is potential

>> No.14317764

It's Finnish

>> No.14318585

I can't see Yuuka in that hat. In Gensokyo going without an accessory is a sign of dominance.

>> No.14318596
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Yuuka is a beast of the highlands. Hair flowing freely unrestrained by hat or helmet, a black and red checkered skirt reminiscent of the kilts of scottish warriors, and she doesn't even wield a claidheamh-mòr because her physical attacks with her hands alone are stronger than the Dagda's. What a majestic and powerful being, I wish I could even bask in the presence of such a queen among warriors.

>> No.14319903

A warrior is someone who fights and struggles for something or someone. That's the one thing Yuuka doesn't do. She lives a peaceful life among her beloved flowers content to know that she could kill everyone in Gensokyo with her bare hands if she wanted to. She lives a life for herself alone.

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>> No.14322943

That 3D model invariably reminds me of pushing touhouwards

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>> No.14325922

thats not chocoalot.

>> No.14325941

Me too

>Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin!

>> No.14325949
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Yuuka got you a present!

>> No.14325958

Can I come inside?

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Yuuka would make a good wife for long years on farmland

>> No.14327021

i wish i had a girlfriend like yuuka

>> No.14327357

I hope she would let me smell her sock-clad feet!

>> No.14327370

That's wrong, Yuuka. You have to be restrained by the ribbons.

>> No.14327407

You're supposed to unwrap and play with her big, bouncy, swollen, chock-full-of-milk breasts!

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I know, it's chocolate.

>> No.14328935

me as wriggle

>> No.14329051

Cute antennae, dude.

>> No.14329626

thank you kind person

>> No.14331027
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Yuuka's smile is perfect!

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>> No.14331053

Beat it, Gyro.

>> No.14331131

Arigatou... Gyro....

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>> No.14333509
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Oh god, please post more.

This is a face of a real youkai, not this fucking self-insert fetishization bullshit.

>> No.14335355
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This is the face of a real youkai

>> No.14335415
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Yuuka suffering the pain of losing her only child is moe!

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>> No.14335450

what is a video like this called

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>> No.14335711

Please let here be more.

I don't suppose anyone has source on who made this?

>> No.14335773


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Sure thing.
Here is a picture of mild mannered, kind-to-her-friends, sweet angel Yuukarin~ Canon version.

>> No.14336358

That's not the proper way to drink tomato juice.

>> No.14337692

for you

>> No.14337709

No but it's a fun way

>> No.14337719

anata no tame ni

>> No.14337728

So moe~

>> No.14337737

Ukrainian is in cyrillics. That was Finnish.

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This is the face of a real youkai. Edgefags can get out.

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She's a youkai, anon. She feeds on human flesh and enjoys human suffering.

>> No.14339204

for you

>> No.14339215

Please shove your parasol in my urethra, Yuuka-chan

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But she always does it with a smile.

>> No.14339670

Eh. Angry stomping is a bitch too much.

I'd rather her just rub her feet on my face with a perverted smile.

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>> No.14341449
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She's a big softie.

>> No.14341893

This doujin was great even if I couldn't understand it at all.

>> No.14342195

Yes! Just like that! While giggling and calling me a creep for who enjoys a girl's smelly feet in his face!

>> No.14342652
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Ara ara, kiss it like it's your lover anon~

>> No.14344009

Wait so Youka is not Yuuka but wil become Yuuka? Also does this mean Yuuka's species just grow from sunflowers?

>> No.14345845

Like being in the womb.
But sharper, and more painful.
Quite fragrant, however.

>> No.14345853

The idea is to be Yuuka's boyfriend. Not dinner.

>> No.14345886


>> No.14345905

I'd love to be Yuuka's boyfriend-dinner hybrid!

>> No.14346396


I mean mentally in the womb.
Whatever that means.

>> No.14346411

If you mean to be mothered by Yuuka, then that sounds fun!

Just cuddling up on her tummy while she pats you, rubs you and hums to you!

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>> No.14352008

What is a girlfriend like?

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Hugs and kisses.

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>> No.14353626

what would kissing yuuka feel like

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You would feel warm and fuzzy inside!

>> No.14354160

Fuck, this is the first Touhou stuff I ever read, it's what got me into the whole series. And it was a pretty damn depressing start.

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I got it I got it.

>> No.14355258


Look, she'd talk about flowers with you all day or how she wants to become stronger and stronger, you'd have to work and maintain the flower garden together with her all day long and she'd complain on how you can't keep up the pace with her even though she knows very well you are just a human, but she'd all these things i mentioned above with a warm smile on her face.

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I like it! Well done.

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Yuuka gets an intense, embarrassed thrill when someone looks at her breasts. What a pervert!

>> No.14356264
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You've got guts, accusing Yuuka of something like that.

>> No.14356299
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Welcome home

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Do you think she gets walked in on in states of undress by accident? All the time? Hmmmm?

Helo anon!

>> No.14356810

What did you use to shoop that?

>> No.14357080

I didn't make it.

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This could have been really nice if only she was a little bit closer

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>> No.14365268

I want to snuggle up with Yuuka's breasts, on a park bench on a cool autumn night!

>> No.14365292

Just the breasts?

>> No.14365420

No, the whole Yuuka too! I'd rest my head against her milky melons, but I'd also cuddle my whole body with hers! And hold her hands!

>> No.14368852

why breasts

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I wish I could be Yuuka and step on insolent little weeds that had the nerve to think they had a chance in my garden

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>> No.14369476

l-lucky weeds

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Oh my, how pathetic does someone have to be that they would envy something as low as a weed.

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Being stepped on by Yuuka-san would be a privilege!

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Removing zits with Yuka!

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