Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Boo!

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[Anonymous No.]

First for paws.

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>>14305529
>Not yandere honeypot trap edition

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev, be they feathered or sludge.

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Do Gazers really have a tail?

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Reminder to give monster girl daughteru hugs, kisses, bed time stories, reminder them they're your princess and to tuck them in.
then plow your wife until she walks/skitters/slithers funny

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>>14301188
>>14301214
http://i.imgur.com/qF0NeMs.jpg
Not specifically what was requested, but seriously what else would I do with a ghoul?

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>>14305518
What a lewd little snake.
>>14305527
That Ghoul has some nice cheeks.

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>>14305537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRpFkZFrOU

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>>14305542
Teach her the joy of devouring your cum with her tight little undead asshole of course.

[Anonymous No.]

What is is about the swimsuit that makes it so perfect?

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>>14305497
>>14305510
As if Gazers couldn't get any better

AH, GEEE, I WANT TO BULLY HER TAIL BY SNEAKING UP ON HER AND THEN PULLING ON IT!!!!

AHHHHH I WANT A GAZER TO BE MY HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEART!!!

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>tfw when no kobold to howl the blues with, playing a battered and down-tuned six string

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>>14305518
Fuck, I didn't realize the old thread was so close to dying. Have a repost.

>You haven't yet decided whether or not it's a good thing that you have trouble sleeping when you cuddle with Saki
>You only napped for about an hour, but the little Shirohebi is still snoozing peacefully as you spoon her
>She's just so... distracting.
>It's not your fault you can't keep yourself from groping her tiny breasts as she sleeps, your hands are already there anyway and any large movements might wake her
>No, you'll just stick to small movements; just some light squeezing and gentle massaging of her deliciously soft little lumps and the occasional pinch or flick of one of her stiff pink nipples
>The pure white priestess-in-training squirms and moans softly in her sleep as you continue to molest her developing chest with your arms crossed over it, locking her into your strong embrace
>You're addicted.
>Even though you force yourself to stop every few minutes or so, you can't keep yourself from resuming almost instantly
>Just one more squeeze, one more pinch, one more sweet, unknowing whine
>Just one more.

>No, it's time to stop now.
>Your cock has been erect for so long that it's starting to feel painful, you are sure you'll wake your little captive if you keep moving and readjusting your hot girth on her petite white lower back
>Time to think about something else, think about... what you'll do when she wakes up!
>Yeah, that's what you'll think about, you got that toy out especially for her and you can't wait to use it
>Damn.
>That's not helping at all.

>"Mister? W-why did you stop?"
>The sudden appearance of Saki's high, melodic voice makes you freeze
>You feel the heat drain instantly from your face as our realize she was awake for that
>How much of it was she awake for? How long was she pretending?
>Well, it isn't like she minds, right?
>"...You want me to keep going?"
>"Yes, please." she pauses for a moment, "...I like it when you make me feel like I'm yours."
>Those words send an almighty chill through you
>'Like I'm yours'.
>It's like she knew the exact thing you'd like to hear the most, even when you hadn't fully realized it yourself yet

>Wordlessly, you go back to massaging Saki's flat breasts and wrap your legs and thighs tightly around her tail; now that you have no fear of waking her you can unleash a little more of your desire
>With your hands still cupped tightly over most of her chest, you take her nipples firmly between your thumbs and index fingers and roll them around lightly
>"Hyyaaaahhhnnnn~"
>You pay no heed to the immobilized little Shirohebi's desperate whine, continuing to pull and pinch at her nipples while kneading and groping at her budding boobs with your palms
>Thinking about how vulnerable and helpless she is against you as you inflict all sorts of new, pleasurable sensations upon her sensitive, immature body only elevates your lust and fervor
>It's like you're milking her now; sure she's far too small to even start thinking about that, you can't help but let your instincts guide you as your devilish ministrations slowly turn her pure white breasts a faint shade of pink
>You just ache to slurp up her thin, serpentine tongue as it hangs out of her mouth and slowly advance your lips up it until it's all the way inside your mouth, and the tow of you are joined in a passionate kiss
>That seems like taking things too fast though, you'll just have to wait
>You grope her harder to try and make up for that, her whole naked body slides up and down against yours as you hungrily pull at her poor little boobs
>The way she is panting and sighing and and blushing so heavily as you tease her makes you want to see how far you can go though, you can't help but wonder what other lewd, erotic reactions you might be able to coax out of her

>Soon, you get to a point where Saki's moans and whines seem ore out of pain than out of pleasure
>"You doing okay Saki? Do you want me to stop now?"
>"I-if you w-want, Mister... I-I'll be okay, I think... if you still want to use me."
>Her voice is low and unsteady, hampered by her heavy breathing and arousal
>Despite her invitation, you can definitely tell she is ready to stop
>You finally release her from your clutches and scoot backwards on the bed so she can flop over on her back
>Now that you're looking at her, you fell like you may have gone a little too far
>Her usually pure white chest is pink and almost glowing, and her nipples are all red and inflamed
>"I'm sorry, Saki. I didn't mean to hurt you."
>N-No, Mister, I'm okay! I promise! They hurt a little bit, but they make you happy, right? Saki doesn't mind if you make her breasts hurt a little if they make you happy, Mister."
>Her fervent reply catches you off guard; it seems very odd that she is willing to endure pain for your pleasure at such a young age
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished

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>>14305556
I love me some special Alp. I'd give her some bliss at midnight if you know what I mean

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>>14305557
Yeah, just look at her design. Her hair has a purplish colour to it, you can easily differentiate it from the cute fluffy tail.
My waifu is perfect.

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>>14305560
Quickie, I don't care what the alps say about you. You're a pretty cool dude.

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>>14305560
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished

That foreshadowing.

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Dragons made of stone and fur > dragons made of boring old scales.

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>>14305576
Dragons made of Tentacle thingies > Other Dragons

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>>14305579
Ok, they have hearts on them but they're still horrifying. It's like a regular dragon girl with two xenomorph heads on her hips.
I'd be nervous around them all of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

MATURE LADIES

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>>14305560
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished
oh my.

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>>14305586
Please, those heads are cute, you can pet them you know. Boys like girls with big tentacles and tails. Pet them, they're real.

Also, don't you know what the hearts on a Jabberwock represent?

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>>14305589
ARE PURE SEX

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>>14305560
It's time

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>>14305589
>you will never have a CC Anubis turn you into a man
>she will never help you become a CEO in the corporate world
>she will never retire as your assistant to be a stay at home mother for your twin daughterus
why does my chest hurt now?

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>>14305606

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>>14305605
I miss her already. ;_;

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>>14305606
>you will never have a CC Anubis turn you into a man
>she will never help you become a CEO in the corporate world

You'll never have a CC Anubis do that, but you might have a shot with a Kikamora instead.

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>>14305606
>your daughters will never grow up to take over the family anubiz

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>>14305602
I'm going to guess it's not supposed to look like rows of eyes on flesh-eating toothy worms?

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>>14305542
Nice. But here's what else you can do.
Upright straddling, her nibbling the side of his neck.

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>>14305622
No, they hearts represent how much she loves her boyfriend/husband, and more appear on her the more her love grows. Actually it's how many times her lover has cum inside but the other way sounds more romantic.

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>>14305622

>Get eye appendages from gazer
>Get mouth appendage from jabberwock
>Get pussy appendage from manticore
>Get limb appendages from scylla
>Create new MG?

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>>14305619
I want to say I hate you but I love puns too much
yes that means I like Charon
I'll watch her do an entire stand up routine to an empty comedy club

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>>14305616
>A Kikimora takes Anon, an unemployed pile of shit still living with his parents, and turns him into the CEO of a moderately sized company
>A small scandal ensued when his secretary entered his office to give him some paperwork that was delivered and found his Kikimora maidfu bent over his desk with him fucking her like a man possessed while shouting that he doesn't give a shit about this job and can't wait until he can put in his letter of resignation and become the CEO of maid fucking

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>>14305639
>attach all to Tentacle
>maybe someone will finally love her

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>>14305628
>Have wock waifu
>She runs out of places to put hearts

Can't be helped...

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>>14305647
>become the CEO of maid fucking
I laughed audibly.
>>14305663
sounds like a family>>14305663

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>>14305615
She also voiced Kuuko
This is sad
This song is pure sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk

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>>14305663
Small hearts. Hearts inside hearts. Jabberwocks are big girls, it'll take a lot to run out of space.

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>>14305687
>Starts making fractals in order to accommodate heart needs

Guess it can be helped.

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>>14305687
You can't have small hearts when he's doing big cums inside his waifu. You need large hearts for big cums.

[Anonymous No.]

Have there been any Raiju stories as of yet?

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>>14305576
That face is pretty bad
Is she supposed to be a lifelong alcoholic or something?

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>>14305671
She was Suzu's mother in SYD too.
It's kind of depressing, really.
>Voiced the best semen demons
>Died alone and wishing for love

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x is best girl

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>>14305699
x is shit, kill yourself

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>>14305694
Have you never heard of the tumblr nose?
It's memetic.

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>>14305701
I've heard the phrase but never cared enough to take a look.
Why the fuck would anyone ruin their own art like that? It would be passable otherwise.

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>>14305700
z>x>y
come at me bro

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>>14305699
x is okay, but I'd rather have y

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>>14305699
[My specific fetish scenario] when?

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>>14305560
>"No Saki, I was wrong to do that. I got carried away. Let's move on though, hmmm? I'm sure you're curious about this..."
>Still laying on your side, you reach behind you and retrieve the two items form the closet, hopeful that they'll distract Saki even just a little
>You'd like to distract yourself as well, though it seems like it'll be hard to forget the little Shirohebi's sudden confession

>She looks at the things in your hand and blushes profusely, seemingly fully back to her old self
>Good.
>"I-I don't know, Mister... What are those for?"
>"Well, they're for your training of course. I'd like to be able to get even closer to you, but I want to make sure I don't hurt you."
>She smiles at you and her eyes shine again, though this time you can tell it's more with genuine adoration and happiness
>"Mister cares about me so much..."
>"I do, Saki. I feel like you're the only one here I can talk to."
>Even though her words seemed like they were more for herself, you couldn't help replying to them
>The little white snake jumps a little, but gives no more indication as to why she spoke
>"Okay, how about you lay on your tummy for me? ...There, that's it. Now spread your cheeks a little."
>Saki obediently flips over onto her stomach and gives you a nervous, confused smile
>You stifle a giggle; her innocence is just too adorable
>"Not those cheeks Saki, your other ones. I'm going to put this in your butt."
>You hold up the thin pink butt plug for her to see; the tear-shaped toy is only about as wide as your thumb and a little longer than your middle finger
>"Uwaaa! M-m-my butt!?"
>Her cheeks turn almost as red as her eyes, which start to well up with tears

>You reach out to the young Shirohebi and pat her tenderly on the head, stroking her short, bobbed white hair gently to help her calm down
>"Yes Saki, in your butt. That way, you and I can get as close as we want without getting in any trouble.I promise it won't hurt at all. I'll still stop the second you tell me to, but I bet you'll find that it feels really good, okay?"
>"O-okay..."
>Your words and headpats seem to have calmed her down and the instant you mentioned it might feel good you saw some curiosity creep into her expression
>"That's a good girl. Now, Can you lift your butt up for me? It'll go in easier if you're up a little bit."
>"Like this?"
>Saki pulls her tail up underneath her, coiling it around to support herself as she raises her cute little haunches high into the air
>"That's perfect Saki! Good job."
>You give her another headpat and she nuzzles you back with her cheek before you pull away

>Finally, you get up and move yourself around to behind the little Shirohebi with the butt plug and the small bottle of lube that you chose to accompany it in your hand
>You grin as you catch sight of her round, adorable face; she is blushing profusely and watching your still erect member bounce as you stand behind her on your knees
>The way her stubby little pointed ears droop slightly with anticipation and embarrassment is far too cute
>As she hears you pop the lid of the lube bottle open, she squeezes her serpentine red eyes closed and grips the sheets in her tiny white hands
>"It's okay, Saki... don't be nervous. I'm going to be as gentle as possible."
>You smile warmly down at her and lightly caress her soft white butt with your free hand
>She shivers a little under your touch, but doesn't draw away

>Wanting to get on with things as soon as possible, you waste no time in squeezing a generous dollop of the clear, viscous lube onto the thin pink plug and spreading it around evenly with your index finger
>"Saki? Can you spread your cheeks?"
>She jumps again as she remembers your request; her little hands fly to her butt and you gulp as she parts her round, squishy alabaster orbs for you
>Her tiny white pucker winks at you, the way it stretches and twitches, just seconds form barely opening as Saki grips her butt cheeks and presents herself to you makes your heart flutter
>"That's a good girl. Don't be nervous, I'm going to put it in now."
>Without further hesitation, you line the tip of the shiny, lubed butt plug up with the very center of the little Shirohebi's tight, nervous hole

>"Uwaaaahhh~ C-cold..."
>Saki bites her lip, exposing a tiny, pearly fang as the plug sits atop her opening
>You just let it sit there, letting the naked snake get used to the feel of something against her anus
>After a few seconds, you start to push
>Her fingers tighten on her butt and her finger sink into her perfect white flesh as the plug finally penetrates her
>You hastily wipe the excess lube off of your free hand before reaching up to stroke her head again
>"That's a good girl Saki. Is it feeling okay?"
>You feel her nod shakily under your hand

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>>14305703
>z that high
>y last
You disgust me

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>>14305699
That's your opinion, and you're completely entitled to it.
I prefer q, personally.

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>>14305710
This is nice.

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Why does she look so sad, bros? Anyone have a source for this little lady?

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>>14305698
In some other universe she found true love. Just focus on that.

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>>14305715
>q

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>>14305542

I wish I had a ghoul to take care of my morning wood. And nighttime erections. And erections I just get during the day. My erections in general.

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>>14305725
she's sad because her dad left to get some scratch tickets at the store and hasn't been back in three years

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>>14305715
>q
Good Lord, Anon

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>>14305725
Her opto-misim is gone.

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>>14305725
She's sad because you don't know how to use the built-in image search function

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>>14305711
>even considering y as an option
you're just as bad as >>14305715

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>>14305710
I can't tell who's likely to be crazier in this scenario: the guy who is training a loli as his personal sex toy because he's not allowed to marry, or the loli with (probably) such a high yandere level that she can hold herself back and play the long-con of being innocent to entrap the guy.

Could go either way.

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>>14305529
>https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/
Its not a wordpress anymore...

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>>14305744
nothing relevant came up for me when I searched earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305757
No one cares either way.

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>>14305737
>good parenting of a cyclops right there

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>>14305757
It's just a wordpress with a custom domain name

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>>14305735
>Wake-up Blowjob from cock-hungry Ghoul Waifu
You know what's what.

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>>14305715
And then there's this faggot

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>>14305781
The cockgobbler strikes again!

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>>14305781
>You'll never wake up with a Ghoul's lips wrapped so tightly around your dick that you couldn't pull out if you wanted to.
>She'll never stare up at you and make lewd gagging noises every time she bobs her head down.
Damn it.
One of the captcha images was a goddamn dildo cake. Is the monstergirl world leaking or are some people that perverted?

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>>14305781
>wake up blowjobs in general
they're pretty fucking amazing

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>>14305814
Why isn't wake-up blowjobs a thing like wake-up kisses from childhood friends?

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>>14305820
In a world of monster girls they are.

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>>14305760
>tfw you're the only one who image search doesn't work for
I've been there.

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>>14305828
>You were born too early for space colonization and the discovery of life beyond the stars
>You were born in the wrong reality where MG's exist

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>>14305840
Yes.
More.

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>>14305840
Paladins. always the Paladins
Succubi could go after any shmuck in the galaxy, but once a Paladin's in play they just B-line after them

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>>14305844
>yfw succubi are secretly purityfags

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>>14305840
What with that sudden spike of Granblue Fantasy pics?

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>>14305710
>By now the plug is almost halfway inside her, and you haven't stopped your slow, steady pushing
>Even though you know you won't encounter any resistance due to the nature of Lamia anuses, you are still being as careful as possible
>Lamia anuses are really a beautiful thing to you; since all waste goes to the cloaca in a Lamia's snake half, the human anus they still have is always clean and free for endless stimulation
>You aren't quite sure of the specific biology though, just what you remember from your single biology class that you took at the start of high school
>It still must be connected to their insides somehow though, you know for sure that a lot of the priestesses keep asking you to put your spirit energy there
>None of them will ever get it though, you have realized now that all your spirit energy belongs to Saki.

>Speaking of Saki, you feel her moan and quiver beneath you as the agonizingly slow butt plug finally slides all the way inside her
>Once she finally accepts the widest part, the rest of the plug slides in quickly and comes to rest perfectly; the flared, flat, oval shaped base of the pink toy nestled in between her beautiful little butt cheeks makes that familiar lump return to your throat
>"H-how does it feel Saki? It's in."
>"It is, M-Mister?"
>"Well, yeah, it is. can you feel it?"
>"Y-yes, it feels g-good. I didn't know it would be so easy..."
>"I'm glad you feel okay.You can let go and sit up of you want."
>Saki takes a deep breath before gingerly uncoiling and stretching her tail out
>You can only imagine the odd new pleasurable feelings that the plug buried deep inside her anus gives her with each little movement
>Eventually, the little Shirohebi stretches all the way out and rolls up onto her side
>She smiles back at you and you crawl up to where your pillow is, trying to ignore her obvious entrancement with your erect penis as you sit down with your back against the wall and your legs stretched out in front of you
>Once you are comfortable, Saki eagerly plops her head down on your left thigh with her adorable little nose mere centimeters from your cock

>"What are you thinking about, Saki?"
>She's just been laying there for the past few moments, breathing deeply and not moving at all as if she's hypnotized by you
>"It smells, Mister."
>"Smells? ...Is it a good smell or a bad one?"
>You blush a little, starting to feel a little uncomfortable
>"A good one, Mister. I think. It's hard to tell..."
>You jump and shiver as you feel the tiniest flick of a flat little forked tongue brush the side of your member
>Even though you know snakes and Lamias smell with their tongues, you can't stop but your thoughts from running away of you
>"A-any better?" you ask
>Saki takes a moment to think, but looks no less perplexed as time passes
>"Here, I have an idea. You know how your other senses heighten when one is taken away?"
>The young snake in your lap nods carefully, still unable to break her gaze
>"...Well, maybe we could do something like that to help you smell better, okay?"
>Saki slowly nods again

>Taking that as a yes, you cautiously open the drawer to your nightstand and take out your black satin sleep mask
>You try to keep all of your movements as slow an controlled as possible as not to disturb the little Shirohebi still taking long, deep whiffs of your scent
>"Okay Saki. Let's put this on you and see if you can smell me better."
>She finally breaks her focus to look up at you, blinking her round red eyes at you innocently
>She makes no effort to resist as you place the shiny black mask over her eyes and pull the elastic strap up and over her head, letting it rest behind her ears
>You hear her breathing slow and deepen even more as you tie the straps off to make them tighter and fit her better
>"There we go. Hopefully that'll help."
>Settling back down, you give the blindfolded Shirohebi a long, gentle headpat and marvel at how your snug sleep mask now completely covering her eyes seems to have only added to her innocence

>Saki carefully rolls up onto your legs, pinning them down with her stomach and propping herself up with her hands on either side of you to get a better angle
>Her tail wraps firmly around your ankles once more as she steadies herself
>Even though she's only seven years old, she is heavier than a human girl of her age; your legs are basically immobilized unless you decided to make a concerted effort to throw her off
>You'd never dream of hurting her though
>She's so delicate and innocent that you can't stifle the intense need to protect and care for her as best you can

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>New manga from the makers of Death Note
>15 year old depressed and abused kid jumps off a building
>Is saved by a Cute Angel Girl
>She grants him "Angel's Wings" and "Cupids Arrow", representing Freedom and Love, to fulfill his dying wish to find happiness
>It's actually part of a selection process
>God wants to retire, and has selected 13 Angels to select 13 humans to be candidates to be the next God
If this ends in any way other than the kid ascending to Heaven to relax as God with his qt3.14 angel waifu, I'mma be disappointed.

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>>14305858
So future diary?

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>>14305856
I'm rock solid.

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>>14305858
>God wants to retire
You can't just retire! this god sounds like fucking Zeus. Only Zeus would do something stupid and "retire"

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>>14305868
I'm sorry

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>>14305851
>YFW a common succubus fantasy is being raped by a Paladin and made into a loving wife.
Imagine a Succubus trying to awkwardly make her fantasy come true.

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>>14305865
Kinda, sorta?

For one, there's the fact of the angels acting like intermediaries, rather than God handling everything himself. Also there's no redefining ultra-yandere. At least, I'm pretty sure the qt Angel isn't one. Probably.

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>>14305869
The original Chief God did it. That's why we've got the Chief Goddess who has no idea what she's doing now.
I bet she just needs a nice dicking and she'll lighten up and stop trying to keep up the old Chief God's murdermonster plan.

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>>14305875
Hopefully the MC wont be the literal definition of terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305879
He was at first, but he got better by the end of chapter 1.

Hopefully, it'll stick.

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>>14305879
But Yuki was awesome
What MC killed the whole orphanage full of kids except him?

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>>14305886
I'm sure Ainz-sama has or will at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you've started masturbating to mono-eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

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>>14305902
>No blue skinned, tall, muscled, monoeye to make all your arms and armor.

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>>14305902
...anon, I'm already a demon

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>>14305902
>>14305914
If we'd been a thing in the 80's, would Kaz have browsed /mgg/?

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>>14305902
>my face every time I listen to this

[Anonymous No.]

Join church, receive nun.

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>>14305950
I don't want nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305950
Pass

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the childhood friend of a monster girl who's the main character of an RPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305950
'kay. Can I get her with one leather dress, one latex and one velvet?
>>14305954
Is that a death flag for you?

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I want to pound a lilim and her familiar until they can't walk straight for a whole week.

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>>14305950
I would have 2 lolis that go with her

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>>14305957
Is it weird that Mari's Cat >>> Mari?
I mean, god damn. A cat is indeed fine too

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>>14305956
I dunno, either I die and become the catalyst for the adventure, possible coming back as some undead/mindcontrolled (via 'not really dead') later on or I become a party member that may or may not be outclassed by later members.

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>>14305961
It's not weird, just look at that butt.

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>>14305961
I dunno man those vagina bones are strong.

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>>14305964
Or you'll be a plot device who can't get shit done on your own but you're needed to activate the Power of Love and save the world.

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>>14305966
Yeah but like >>14305965 said. That butt
That itty bitty kitty, uhh. Fuck, shit, I was on a roll there

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>>14305954
Me too!
>>14305956
No! I'm actually the healer for the part and after the MG MC dies tragically we have to go on a quest to revive her! Truly emotional stuff!

After the game she becomes my wife and a mother! Our daughter is a main character in the turn-based strategy game spin-off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305973
Can I be the edgy ranger dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305971
Aww, I hate being a macguffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305950
>File name
Id rather the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305957
Check your privilege, you cis-scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305972
little loli pussy tushy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305983
Yes. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305983
>loli
Stop this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305991
Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305978
yeah sure! you can marry the cute druid MG who joins the party after we liberate the enchanted glen from the control of the blood cult, sound good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305982
At least delete the file.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306001
Druid MG? What'll she be then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305999
I will when you stop calling old hags lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306001
Actually, you know what would be fun?

Being a low level adventurer who's wife is a super high level one.

She'd be some level 20 wizard out battling gods while I'm some level two fighter chasing goblins out from a town they've taken over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306002
Never, you cis-scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305981
Elt should call them all "EvilX"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305856
>Now that she is blindfolded, the little Shirohebi's tongue is a lot more active
>It flicks up and down across your length as she tries to figure out why your smell entices her so much
>You just relax and let things happen as her tongue gets bolder and bolder
>Faint jolts of pleasure course through you whenever the forked tips of Saki's thin tongue brush against your rod and her hot, warm breath feels fantastic on your crotch
>A gasp nearly escapes your lips as she firmly wraps her tongue all the way around your base
>She cranes her head to the side, pulling you closer and closer to her mouth with her wet, slippery digit
>"Mithhter... I need to tathhte you..."
>You smile, stifling a giggle at Saki's lisp
>She doesn't seem to want to release you, even to speak
>"Go ahead."

>You caress the top of the blindfolded snake's head as her long tongue finally loosens
>When her thin, white lips finally close around your tip, every thought except the need for pleasure is driven from your mind
>Her smooth, skinny tongue coils and swirls around your tip like it's a lollipop; even though she only has your tip in her hot, wet mouth you feel like you aren't too far from cumming at all
>Saki makes all sorts of lewd, greedy slurping noises as she suckles devilishly at you, finally realizing that your taste is one that she can never live without
>She starts to moan softly, hungrily as she takes you deeper and deeper, slowly starting to bob her masked head up and down in your lap
>Unable to control yourself any longer, you reach for her butt
>You take each of her round little cheeks in your hands and squeeze them; she whines desperately into your cock as your firm, frantic groping jostles the plug occupying her tight anus

>As unskilled and awkward as her sucking is, you can't deny that it is incredibly effective
>Even though you're sure she's gagged on you a couple times, her dedication is truly admirable
>The way her tongue squeezes you and swirls around your length as it dangles out of her mouth coupled with the feel of her firm, round butt squishing and rippling beneath your hands has you in a frantic trance of intense pleasure
>You know you are about to cum, but you are fully unable to focus on words enough to tell her
>In effort to distract yourself and hold out for just a little longer, you pop the plug out of Saki's anus and start to gently fuck her with it
>However, the sight of the thin pink plug repeatedly getting buried in her but achieves the opposite of what you had wanted
>Your hands go limp as your orgasm hits, but you manage to put her plug all the way back in before falling back as blissful pleasure envelops you

>The little Shirohebi squeals in surprise as your seed erupts in her mouth
>You had expected her to spit you out in disgust and start gagging and retching, but she only seems greedier now
>She eagerly gulps down your hot, creamy load, moaning hungrily with each swallow as she does her best to suck out every last drop
>You are far too tired to stop her, you just sit back and try to relax,but the uncomfortable electric sensation whenever her tongue brushes against your tip is too much
>"Saki stop."
>"Mmmhhmmphm, Mhhister? Are you okay?"
>She finally surfaces, letting your spent, sensitive cock fall from her small white mouth and you breathe out in relief
>"I'm okay, it just gets really sensitive after I... well. After it comes out."
>"Oh..."

>Saki pushes the black satin sleep mask off of her eyes and looks at you innocently
>"Did that stuff coming out mean I did good?"
>You grin and give her a slightly sluggish headpat
>"You did do good, Saki. You did really good. I assume you decided you liked the taste?"
>"Yes, Mister. I like it a lot. Can we do it again?"
>"We can definitely do it again, though it's probably time for you to head home."
>You point to the window to where the sun is almost fully done setting
>"Uwaaa! It's so late! aaawawawawa~"
>"Saki, calm down Everything is going to be okay, okay? You still probably have a few minutes to get back for dinner before anyone notices. Here, let me help you get dressed."
>"But Mister... w-what abut the..."
>She gestures to her butt
>"Oh the butt plug? You're going to wear it until our next day off together, and then I'll get you a bigger one. Okay?"
>The little Shirohebi blushes deeply, but makes no complaint

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306020
>It doesn't take long to help her get back into her underwear and robes, but you can definitely tell she is still adjusting to the new intruder in her anus
>Her hips sway a little more as she slithers and she is still blushing a bit, but other than that you can hardly tell any difference
>You hastily throw on some sweatpants and a shirt before leading your little partner to the front door
>Before she has a chance to open it and leave, you put a hand gently on her head
>"Hey, Saki? I just wanted to say how glad I am to have you. Talking with you and playing with you makes me happy, which i realized is something I haven't felt in a long time."
>She turns to you; her eyes are welling up and she is smiling warmly
>"Me too, Mister. I was so lonely until I met you, there are no other girls my age... and everyone seems to have a daddy but me. I like being your friend, Mister."
>You blink quickly to hold back your own tears and pull Saki into a tight embrace
>After awhile, you are forced to release her and open the door
>"Until next time, Saki?"
>You wink, and the little snake priestess smiles back
>"Until next time, Mister."


And that's all for today. This is going to be a long fucking story, I think there may still be two sessions left. Hope everyone is liking it!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306026
Once again Sil, you never fail to disappoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306006
Troll maybe? My memory is hazy.

[Anonymous No.]

The pit is complete guys.

It's over.

For now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306051
Shine on, you crazy diamond!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306020
>>14306026
Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306040
>Troll cures edginess through home-cooking
That's some good stew you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306051
>That ring
Absolutely adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306020
>>14306026
Y'know, I can't wait to see the reaction of the other Shirohebi when they learn he's succumbed to the ways of the Sabbath...
Or rather, his reaction when he learns they know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN9KpQCBolw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306074
I miss these Spider-man movies. They were cheesy and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306014
I just want to cuddle my extremely pregnant MG and rub her baby while making exclamations about how great our child will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306032
>>14306060
>>14306069
Thanks anons. In all honesty, I'm having some trouble connecting to this story. I'm going for characters who actually have some serious mental shit going on, and I'm not sure if I'm doing a good job ad portraying that accurately. I'm having a hard time visualizing scenes too. I'm glad you all are still liking it though, whether or not it's obvious I'm having a hard time.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any foods you want to let your waifu try? I've always wondered if she'd like barbecue and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
Pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
Buffalo Wings.
I want to see an Alice's reaction to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
I would offer her the food of my people, which is basically blood sausage with mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
I WANT TO GO TO THAT TINY THAI RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET AND GET THE ABSOLUTELY SPICIEST CURRY ON THE MENU WITH MY LOVABLE HELLHOUND GF!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
Ryu eating a poutine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306104
>"Onii-chan, I didn't know buffalo could fly!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306121
Not any more, why do you think we have the wings now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306121
Wurm imouto, please. You have to be careful with my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
Something that I've made myself, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
I'd like to take her to one of those japanese restaurants where they cook the food right in front of you.
Also she's a Hellhound.

Wouldn't monstergirls make those places more interesting? Imagine a Hellhound showing off by putting her hand on the grill and not being affected at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
Uh...my family's spaghetti recipe...the local pasta-cafeteria...tacos...

Everything else seems pretty standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306131
>"Ma'am, would you please take your...paw, off the cooking surface?"
>"Oh don't worry, I'm straight outta Hell! I don't feel a thing."
>"Yes, I get that. But you're kind of getting fur on it, and it's going to get in the food..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306131
>Salamander daughteru's roasting marshmellows over their mothers tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096

I don't know how to cook too well. I'd take her out for burgers or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096

What does the fox eat? And don't be that guy who says "kitsune udon".

I already know she likes aburaage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306138
Those people train their proformances, she probably knows what she's doing.
She'll probably scrape the fur off and then start cooking for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306147
Chicken is right up her alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306138
>The terrors of shedding

[Anonymous No.]

I think I figured out how to train a hellhound.
Does anyone know where I can get six tonnes of peanut butter on short notice?

[Anonymous No.]

What would Pandemonium look like?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are writefags such downers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306167
How do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306163
They aren't actual dogs, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306172
They all fuck up and get personal, look at what Quicksilver just said. Can't they just write normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306181
>get personal
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306184
Talking about themselves and their problems. Just because you're a writefag doesn't make this your blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306188
>dude is writing a story
>talks about problems in relation to writing it
I don't see anything wrong with this. Fuck you, you little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306164
Probably like a Demon Realm, but even lewder.
It's a bit of a headcanon of mine that one year inside Pandemonium is one minute outside, and you don't age or tire when you're inside.
You could spend a 1440 years fucking your waifu in a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306163
>implying you would need intensive to get a hellhoud to gobble your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306213
Intensive what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306167
Some people say I'm too happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306228
I think he meant "incentive".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306213
I like how dexterous her hands look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306213
I'd need incentive if I wanted her to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306228
Intensive cunningulis, maybe? I want to eat her out until she's a grinning, quivering mess on the floor whith heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306051
>wedding band

YOU BETTER HAVE A MATCHING ONE, SON

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the commanding officer of some tough and scary monstergirl commandos!
I want to give them a routine inspection!
As they stand to attention, I want my pants to just fall down by accident to reveal I'm doing the same!
I want them to stand wide eyed and biting their tongues as hard as they can, because they're trying not to laugh at my tiny dick!
I want them to fail and collapse into unprofessional laughter!
I want to give them a punishment run for ruining inspection!
I want them to never take me seriously again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306113
Fin(?) detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306274
Yeah, he already told that he has a matching ring week ago
The absolute autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306318
Well done, Navajo Tracker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306319
What a fucking champion.

Life goals right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306322

His devotion is truly something to look at for inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305950
>>14305981
>>14306014
Do any of you have love for evil queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306348
Forgot the Pic like a fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306348
>>14306351
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
/blog
There's this little hole-in-the-wall burger place just off the road near a freeway overpass in my hometown. Little family-run place, used to be a complete shithole.

It was right between my house and the local college, and I use to go there every day after class. The staff was 100% greasy Mexicans, but holy shit they made the best food in existence. You could order fucking anything, whether it was on the menu or not, and they would make it, and it would be the best you ever had.

I went back to visit recently and they moved into a nice new building across the street and replaced their greasy Mexicans with qt Mexicans. The food is just as good though, if not better. I suspect they keep the greasy fellows in back making that divine food, and have the qts work the floor.

Anyways, that's where I'd take my waifu. I'd get her an order of onion rings, an order of fries, a cheeseburger, and a shake. Then I'd fuck her silly while she's incapacitated.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make a Monster Girl this wet by pretending to like her cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306356
>you will never be an orc
>you will never go on the weekly raid to show those pesky knife ears who's boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306356
that manga was so damn cute
even I was falling for the orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306322
>>14306336
Is there a proper term for being in love with 2D anime characters? Animesexual or something?
There are literally dozens of retarded genders/orientation nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306356

I just noticed the design on her apron

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306351
going with this "Evil girl" thing I like all of them apart form Evil loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306181
That's what I do. That's why nobody knows anything about me other than my painfully vanilla preferences.

I'm going to keep it that way, I'm shy and don't like attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306147
Liver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306372
Don't like her, or just in general don't like lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306368
It's called waifuism, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306379
Or maybe we could be pretentious and call ourselves pygmaleans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306378
Don't like lolis in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306368
I just use waifu as a catch all term.

That's what I tell people if they ask, anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306321
Oooh, neat. It's my first successful creeping. My Mantis nee-san will be so proud.

She won't show it, of course, but she'll preen me with her scythes extra long tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306351
My preferred evil queen is Syndra

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anon, take care and be sure to not burn down the thread, mantises and kunoichi are watching you.

In fact they could be in your room right n

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306392

Too late. The fires can't be stopped now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306392
fug

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm on death's door at times. Sometimes I wish I was there.

I want to spend my final hours with a Monster Girl who tries to comfort me knowing I'm near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306397
They can always be stopped Anon.
You just need to use enough water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306385
>pygmaleans
Sounds cool
Now we need to get benefits of being oppressed and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306392
If they're in my room, then I'm sorry for all the things they might've seen over the years

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306392
Can I get a Kunoichi who has the softness and lewdness of Asagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306399
>tfw dying with will-o-wisp
>why won't you die you faggot
>I spent the whole day with you and you are still fucking alive
>if you won't die in next hour I will kill you myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306392
When did kunoichis become candle jack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306405
Don't worry Anon.
They love to watch.

>>14306406

>Implying they haven't monitored your tastes to pair you up with one suited towards your tastes.
>Or take the closest one and get her into shape for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306399
Catch

>>14306402
It's an oil fire. Where is your god now, Hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306410
Don't say candle jack, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306412
God is baking soda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306409
>>14306412
>Dying man stuck between a Yeti and a Will o Wisp
There is no escape is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306411
>a soft and plump ninja nympho in latex will one day ambush me
All hail the Kunoichi!
>>14306416
>>14306410
Hah, I knew it was bullshit. No way is saying Candlejack going to cause you to get kidnappe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306412
Did you just throw a fucking Yeti at that man?
You can't go around throwing Yetis at people, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306426

he used a Yetizooka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306399
I plan to make a harem of silent bodyguards
A kunoichi, mantis, soldier beetle and a golem programmed to be shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306421
>says it the third time
You had it coming. RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306412
OW

YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306428
Villain detected. All those quiet girls, no longer divided by language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306432
>Saying Bloody Mary three times in a row while looking in a mirror gets you the ghost of Bloody Mary who yells at you for interrupting her special time with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306435
>Villain detected
Behold, hero! My elite squad! The four mutes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306440
>The four mutes
That's a shit name Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306440
I will break that silence! By my Dick they will cry out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306443
The Quiet Quartet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306439
I'd prefer a clumsy vampire revenant who comes to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306434
Take him to the cuddle cave, Yetchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306399
Yeah, that would be nice.

Will you please get in the fucking bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306460
You're supposed to talk in all caps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306460
NO YOU GET IN THE FUCKING BAG, I'M NOT READY TO GO YET

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306460
>>14306462
What's the bag? ...Are there Wurms in there?

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe
>Wendigo is trying to coax anon's out of their hiding places
>they start to slowly approach her
>she then accidentally drops her phone
>anons start running around wildly shouting shitposting terms as the wendigo tries to desperately calm them down
>she sighs as it will take another 20 minutes to get them out again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306468
>Wurms in a bag
What is this bag made out of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306469
Not nearly as adorable. Good god, not nearly as adorable at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306468
>>14306468
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306472
Count your blessings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306471
I don't know anon, I don't even know what's in it! I just guessed that there were Wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a succubutt on cute dates!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306471
How would you react if a Wurm got lost in her Wurmholes and you ended up grabbing her tit when you reached into your bag of holding for a potion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306428
quite the team you got there Anon
how do they work as a team if they don't talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306480
I'd give it a squeeze, then use her squeal to echo-locate the potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306481
Hmm, hmm. Hm, hm, hm, hmm, hm, hm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306460
Wh Why do you want me in the bag?

[Anonymous No.]

You anons are dumb, everybody knows that Wurms belong in a can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306455
No, I'm not going in the cuddle cave, you hit me in the fucking eye with that, you asshole! Are you trying to blind me, watch where you throw shit next time

Jesus my eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306496
But can a Wurm dance can-can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306496
>that one wurm who gets confused every time she hears this phrase

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306481
the most complicated code of hand gestures you have ever seen.
And most of their conversations are about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306498
Shut up Lenny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306502
They could just use ASL or something. I know a bit of it myself, it's actually not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306502
Are the lewd words lewd gestures too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306499
Not without legs; such is life for poor, legless Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's break a sweat today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306513
That's so sad! Did she get in an accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306521
No anon, she was born that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306469
>Meanwhile, on /hbg/
>>Stumble across an anon
>>He is walking absentmindedly like they always do, eyes slightly glazed over, staring into the distance
>>Try not to startle him, say hi
>>Jumps out of his skin, nearly literally and starts running in circles, flailing his arms around screaming "Kek! 4u! Smh! Just kek my shit right up, senpai! Tbh! Niggers! Yuri!"
>>Have to tackle him to the ground and pin his arms to his sides, burying his face in my breasts and cradle him until he calms down again, mumbling "keks" all the while
>>mfw.webm.gif.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306521
Yes, and she died. Wurm-chan is a ghost now. She's got no legs, she can move through walls, her clothes are transparent and wherever she goes boys cover her in icky ectoplasm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306519
But it's nighttime.
Dumb coon.

>>14306525
Yucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306506
sometimes being needlessly complicated is what makes it fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306527
for me is 8:30 AM
and i will strive to do my writing today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306534

after months of doing nothing i've started to do some writing again. I feel happy about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306534
I'm with this guy, today ought to be a productive day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306499
S: Do you remember that Wurm who tried to do the can-can?
W: Yeah, she really brought the house down!
S&W: DOHOHOHOHO
sorry for my dumb humor it's 3:30 and I am baked out of my mind right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306534
>>14306535
So, it's you two that have stolen my energy. I shall steal it back, mark my words!
Well, actually I'm just waiting for a day off to do this greentext idea I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306505
No fuck you never throw a yeti again

my eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306537
Dumb humor? Anon this is some high brow stuff right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306481
There is a green text in there but I keep messing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306538
I shall keep this energy. Just make some more and we will steal that too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306392
>>14306411
>Been watching me for years
>Try to match one up to my fetishes
Ha! Good luck with that, the chart of stuff I don't like is still longer but that's only because Japan exists and comes up with new fetishes weekly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306552
I just imagined some board meeting where they're fervently debating what the new fetish will be that week.
Imagine it with monster girls.
Do it.
Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306541
okay cool I thought that since I've just smoked myself retarded my sense of humor lowered
W: No, but if you keep making dumb Wurm jokes then it will!
S&W: DOHOHOHOHO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305529
Monster girl /jp/,i've been a bit bored recently and was wondering
would anyone be up for a monster girl ERP skype chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306562
Fuck off Stan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306562
Fuck no, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306566
who?
>>14306567
you don't have to be sorry, i was just probing for interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306562
o ya bby *unzips dik* I get to be the manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306555
>Meanwhile at your waifus HQ
>aka your dining room
>"As you can see, by Anon's recent internet searches, we can safely say that this weeks fetish will be gentle femdom and slight rope play."
>your daughter stands up visibly flustered
>"MOM! How many times do I have to tell you I'm not interested in what you and dad do in the bedroom! AND WHY IS AUNT STACY HERE!"
>Stacy is in the corner taking notes
>"She's the stenographer today, your sister took the initiative and put together a presentation on how 'Missionary is Too Boring.'
>your middle daughter is dressed up like a CEO
>while the youngest 'helps' Aunt Stacy take notes
>she's just coloring
>all the while your oldest daughter is banging her head on the table
>your waifu tells her to stop as "That's your daddy's fourth favorite spot to fuck me on. So please don't break this."
>all the while you're in the living room trying to watch the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306562
Sure, but I doubt you're being sincere and not just baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306569
fuk yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306570
Time to get out of the house and go hang out with some bros.
Even the one that Alped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306573
>YFW your Alp friend is at the meeting too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306570
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306571
I'm being sincere but i'm not sure how to prove that to you anon

i can give you my skype if you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306574
>S-s-so how big did you say his dick is? Exact dimensions, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306562
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirlRP
There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306562
It depends, is it about alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>stuck in nam, charlie's in the trees
>call in snake and nape to clear them out
>expecting bombs and napalm
>get a bunch of blushing shirohebi with their hair in high ponytails
>they seem really confused to find out you don't have a fetish for the nape of a woman's neck
>still can't get any air support

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306502
>Be a rich guy with team of silent MG bodyguards.
>Notice the Mantis and Kunoichi doing weird hand gestures to each other.
>they noticee you looking and them.
>you ask what that was about.
>they just look away and blush

Somebody else can do better, but its not that hard >>14306542

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306577
>>14306574
>who do you think helped your daughter with her presentation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306573
man I want to play that really oblivious guy to my friends recent alping
is that how I get a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take an Alp home to my waifu and ask if I can keep her! I promise to take care of her, feed her, clean up after her, and everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306601
If your waifu is a dominant type like a Dark Elf or a Dragon, I'm sure they'll be happy to have an Alp around to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
I want to be a stay at home dad for my amazon/hellhound/oni waifu and cook all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

[nice verb] the [positive adjective] [cute adverb] [Monster Girl of your choosing]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306096
she would love anything you made her, no matter how much it totally sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305732
>>14305698
>when i get better i wanna get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306615
stop anon I've cried enough today

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306611
I'll do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305840
literally a breastplate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306625
no, fill in the blanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306612
I love how sweet she is, and it warms my heart, but I geniunely want to improve my cooking skills so my waifu can enjoy feasts fit for queens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306639
>"So how is your dinner dear?"
>It's amazing! I've never had food this good!"
>"Okay... Thank you for the kind words dear, but I purposefully added too much salt and sugar to the recipe."
>"But it tastes fantastic!"
>"You're hamburger literally is just a puck I cooked it too long. On purpose."
>"But it's just how I like it honey!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306611
That order seems messed up
>Kiss the pretty gently Scylla

[cute adverb] [nice verb] the [positive adjective] [Monster Girl of your choosing]
>Gently kiss the pretty Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306637
Fine. Hope you don't mind me shifting the order around.

Pet the kitsune's fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306649
Any waifu who can't be honest with me is no waifu of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

How spooky is your monsterfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306570
Can totally see an Anubis doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306675
About as scary as those scratching noises in the walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306675
>Shapeshifts
>Can turn invisible
>Can probably invade dreams
>Can cause sleep paralysis
>Probably has magic potential since she's a succubus

Not to be underestimated, no matter what this thread says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305950
>not nuns
Gonna have to sweeten the pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306461
DL must've made her all soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306371
Motherfucking elves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306705
>Need to get up for work
>Alp won't let you
>Faggot just keeps cuddling against you and pretending it's asleep
>You literally can't move
>Fucking Alps man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306675
>Used to live in the deep abyss
>Able to read my memories
>Able to rewrite my brain
>Can mind control/break me whenever she wants
>Might turn me into a mindless cum-pumping squid

She's the spookiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306587
It would be humpty eggs. Humpty eggs hitting gooks in the face while you listen to their anguished cries over the hill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306734
No job, no Xbox. No Xbox, no Halo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306734
>Through sheer strength and force of will you manage to overpower the alpdruck and get up
>Eat, have your coffee, get ready
>Take the daily commute
>Ready for another day
>One problem though
>The Alp's still latched on to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306734
I'm sure Lilim Corp has high job security and 132 days vacation due to things like alp attacks and other monstergirls that wants to take the day off for dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306705
>implying MGE's alp is as dangerous as the folklore version
Nah, enjoy your magic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306765
>implying KC gets to dictate our headcanon
For me, Alps are a cross between Succubi and Nightmares on top of the tranny stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306765
You are now imagining an alp saying "Moe Moe Kyun~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306738
>we've got Maindufreya waifufag
F-for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306771
Because she desired a husbando and got one. How, I hear you ask?
TENTACLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>Fly lands on my screen
>Shake my mouse cursor under it and it gets spooked
Would Beelzebubs have an adorable idiot side to them too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306785
Lots of creatures do. My cats attack the mouse cursor too. And people on TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_CwzaTGgq4

>you will never play a video like this on your big screen tv and watch your werecat daughteru go nuts and never do it again after she almost breaks it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306789
>Jinko chasing a laser pen
>When she realises what you're doing she looks at you with a serious expression and a slight blush
>It still doesn't stop her chasing the laser

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305532
>>14305611
Speaking of Wanbui, does anyone have that one image of the student council from Seitokai Yakuindomo as an Anubi? It was just a shitty photoshop, but I have the other relevant image here-

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306794
I once had a cat who realized the flashlight was the enemy and attacked the device itself rather than chasing the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306745
Eh, Halo's dead anyway.

Can't even play it with friends anymore.
Well, the new one anyway. People who actually do just play Halo 2 or 3 on the 360.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306814
I remember a time my mates and me would gather round to play some Halo 1 or 2 and we'd goof around something fierce.
Like warthog rodeo. Damn. Those were the days. No Alpy thoughts in relation to Halo back then, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play a tabletop game with monster girls. Either as characters in-game or as the people playing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306841
Dungeons and Dicks 1st edition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306771
http://i.imgur.com/zaRmAWn.jpg
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306167
Because one of the main reasons I've been writing romance here for the past couple years is because I'm so lonely, and living vicariously through my characters lets me hold on to the last shreds of hope I have that that I'll find someone who loves me, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306909
Talk about a Debbie Downer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306910
H.G. Wells partly wrote The War of the Worlds so he could describe Woking, a town where he spent some of the worst years of his life, getting absolutely thrashed by extraterrestrial invaders.

Stephen King wrote The Shining in a way that really spoke about his personal fears regarding his alcoholism.

Writers injecting their problems and grievances into their work is nothing new and, really, nothing to be ashamed of. As long as you push out a satisfying and well-constructed product, you're doing no harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306921
>satisfying and well-constructed product
Ah, a hurdle that cannot be overcome I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306925
We all got to start somewhere. You can't expect to be writing bone-chilling descriptions of bag-boys being dragged into the impenetrable mist before writing a few Rabbit-tricks, B-movie plagiarisms, and juvenile newspapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306957
Don't tell me what to expect!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svuQZ3uLrkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-aqqe8Eho

Why are vampires always the best girls?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what you should do?

Accept the love of Frontpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306966
But I already did.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have the picture of this thread reacting to the guy who asked if he was allowed to watch the Demon Lord giving birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306966
How about, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306975

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306966
Centaur are qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306978
Thanks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306966
How about you get some taste instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306966
I'm to busy accepting monoeye, go away horse tits

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Cheshires so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305566
>TFW if I were to ever write a real story with a monoeye it'd be a Gazer because they're naturally chuuni as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307023
What if...Monoeye Centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307038
No such thing exists to my knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307025
They're werecats, which are naturally adorable, with a sense of humor.

Of course, the Cheshires that take their jokes too far make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307038
Would that be a Nuckelavee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307025
They have dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307045
But would you accept the love of Monoeye Horse Pussy / Front Pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307066
no, go away horse tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307066

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307066
You're getting as bad as commercial anon. Horse pussy kingdom was a bit cute but front pussy is just universally shit. This schtick is way overplayed in any case.

What is it with this thread and dumbasses taking a joke that was funny once or twice and telling it over and over until it's run totally into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307079
Well you answered yourself, there dumbasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307079
Commercial-Anon is also a colossal faggot who has no idea how to talk to women irl

[Anonymous No.]

Its so slow weekday mornings, its kinda nice

[Anonymous No.]

I never understood how everyone hates Horse Pussy but somehow also hate Front Pussy.

It's just...like the main complaint about Centaurs was horse pussy, then KC solves it with front pussy, but somehow gets backlash anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307158
I don't hate horse pussy. It's not my favorite but I don't hate it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307158
Horse pussy is literally just horse pussy, that's why people don't like it.
Front Pussy is alright in theory, but it's weird when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307158
>playing stupid

Everyone doesn't hate horse pussy. But both the ones that like it and the ones that hate it hate frontpussy because it's a fucking stupid idea. People that like centaurs don't like it. And it's not going to sway people that already don't like centaurs.

But there is the one singular contrarian faggot who has to say he likes frontpussy and whines about how everyone hates it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvsa2kzXRqI&ab_channel=buyyourlaser

[Anonymous No.]

so Im having a talk with my friend about >>14305950
>"I'll ask her if she's buying me food."
>"You get a sexy demon preist and your first thought is if she would buy you food?"
>"Yup"
>"You will die alone."
>"That is the plan."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307158
It's because frontpussy doesn't make sense on an anatomical level. While that isn't saying much for MGE given you have Manticores with fucking onahole tails, you have to take into consideration that people will be a little bit off-put by the idea of fucking a frontal vagina on a liminal race.

I can get the whole schtick of "They want to fuck like they're standing up", but at the same time it's just fundamentally silly and pandering. It doesn't help you have faggots defend both frontgina and that pseudo-penis shit from the Gnoll story because "You're just afraid of your own sexuality!"

Said literally nobody ever to the group of people who fantasize about shoving their dick into girls who have eyes bigger than half their goddamned face. Or girls who have enough muscle density they can pretty much wreck an entire hotel just by riding you cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

So did KC post anything on his twitter? Will we get new girl tomorrow or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307189
Even the Manticore tailpussy can always be easily explained anatomically as an anus. It's literally where the scorpion anus is anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307190
Wait 1 more day then ask that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307195
I just thought of it as like a dolphin hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306966
Nothing wrong with frontpussy, but centaurs do nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307202
Blowholes are literally nostrils though. The nasal passage has just migrated up the skull over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never wake up in Innsmouth, sleeping on a park bench, risen from your slumber by the speckling of falling rain and the odd flake of snow, a soggy yet somehow soft, warm an comforting blanket thrown over you
>You'll never take it in hand, throw it off, and hear a moan in the distance as you do
>With the moan comes an awareness of a scarce few bombshells walking past, their drab, rag-like cloth doing absolutely nothing to hide their appeal, in fact, only amplifying it, strange lights sewn in to the cloth, blinking at times almost like eyes
>You rub your eyes and the lights disappear.
>Cleavage eclipses your vision the deep and rich valley drawing your eyes up a slender throat and delicate, picturesque jaw, and two brilliant luminous eyes.
>You blink again, still bleary and the imagines glow gives way to verdant emerald green.
>Her lips split in a toothy grin, and a pretty voice spill out like honey, "Need a hand stranger?"
Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307206
Fuck no. I get my whiskey.

>tfw the last man in Imboca

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307206
I can't tell if it's a shoggoth or a mindflayer and no I would not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307206
>>14307211
>>14307213
>Innsmouth and Imboca
>Making me remember that terrible movie that had nothing to do with the original Dagon short

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307216
>Horrible
>Not awesome

Best Lovecraft movie ever made behind In the Mouth of Madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307218
It was set in Spain for literally NO REASON when they could've just used Innsmouth from the actual story. Didn't help it had incest with Kraken oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307220
It was set in Spain because it's a Spanish movie dude. The main guy is like the only English actor in the whole movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307220
You mean imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307211
>Her cheeks color, "Ah, a habit? That explains the park bench." She laughs softly at her own joke, cheeks reddening further, "U-um... I'm not sure if I really should but..." She leans closer in, smelling faintly of lavender, and pulls an opened bottle out from a fold in her age-bitten dress, already opened.
>She hands it to you, shyly for some reason, "T-there's just a bit left. Feel free to have the rest, and, good luck, stranger. Say hi if you ever see me around."
>She leaves quickly, taking with her and chance for an explanation as to why she just happened to have a bottle of whiskey.
>Curious, you pop the lid open and take a whif. It's a strong, somehow pleasant aroma that makes your heart skip a beat and your head feel light as for just an instant, blood surges downward.
Do you drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307223
I don't think family pronouns matter anyway when your dad is basically Cthulhu's Mini-Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307178
Your friend needs help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307220
>It was set in Spain for literally NO REASON
It was set in Spain because it's a spanish movie. Half of the american movies are set in america for literally no reason as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307242
That's because America is the center of the world, just as the Earth is the center of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307242
Other people doing wrong doesn't make it OK for people to do wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307248
But America can't do anything wrong :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307178
you should make a paste of some of the shit you guys say

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307242
And it actually worked out great in that case.

>We need a two thousand year old fishing village with a creepy vibe and fishermen families that have been working there since the Roman Empire
>Good thing we have a lot of those!

[Anonymous No.]

>Head into kitchen for lunch
>hear scurrying
>see some mice girls
>'MEECES!'
>They get scared and try to run away but you grab them
>they're wiggling around trying to break free
>They begin to accept their possible death
>put them on the center of your bed, grab a small washcloth and give it to them as a blanket, then come back with a slice of cheese for each of them
>3 months later of pampering and given a doll house to live in they're fat little meeces but they're living the comfy life.
>one of them starts to wonder what Master's semen tastes like
>wake up to find a group of fatty meeces all trying to move their arms up and down enough to get semen to come out.
>You take one after the other and just stick them on.
>9 months later you've now got about 100 maus daughterus and around 3-5 fat meece wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307225
May as well it's free whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307282
>Orgasmic cries ring out in the distance as you put the bottle to your lips and drink.
I wanna visit this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307025
The ass is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Echidnas

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/CpyG96h.jpg

Lewd bird

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody knows if this
http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp
is finished?

[Anonymous No.]

guys
A Tanuki just gave me 5 bucks
I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307335
OR here, she looks great.
Thanks Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307297
Wait, I think I know this character. Who was she again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307353
Trisha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307079
>What is it with this thread and dumbasses taking a joke that was funny once or twice and telling it over and over until it's run totally into the ground.

Its not just jokes. Anything popular gets that treatment here, just look at the waifu wars or the posts where you have to select a monstergirl and her traits.
I think its because we're starved for content. There's only so many times you can tell strangers on the internet about the sexual things you'd do to a rape monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307353
Best girl is who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305950
>Church of the Fallen
>not just being an excuse for succubi to mock human religions and fuck all day

I bet they'd be annoying as hell to deal with and think sex solves everything, like the MC's sister in Lanternon's first story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307365
>Popular
Not him, but please, that horsepussy fag forcing his kingdom shit got old real fast at best, and irritating at worst once he started bringing other girls into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307374
She was the worst. Thinking someone has a mental disorder because they don't agree with your religion's beliefs? On top of that, suggesting that the MC needs to be brainwashed by a "psychologist"? Seriously?

I know it might be satire based on some historical events, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gojira-chan is mad because you're late for a date with her and is rampaging through the city
How do you appease her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307397
I go back in time and kick my dad in the dick so he doesn't give birth to a dickhead who would be late for a date with Gojira-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307397
>rampaging through my N-scale city diorama I spent years on
>because I got stuck in traffic

Oh, she's getting the disappointed boyfriend stare at 3/4 intensity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306026
Oh snap! Her yansnake nature is starting to shine through. Then again, both of them are awkward in their search for affection.

Saki keeps on being adorable and increasingly lewd and I'm looking forward to the things that will befall her little white butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307372

tfw no cheshire to make you feel like a real human bean again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307397
With a lot of fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307417
>'YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HOW COULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT!?'
You've now made her angrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307421
Good. Let them fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307424
Ret Dem Fito!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307424
But one of them is YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307427
It's okay, I've got Moth-chan backing me up, she's a real killer in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307408
>implying the only reason you're mad isn't that you weren't there to film it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307429
All she can do is sing Mosura, ya, Mosura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307437
>Fall in love with her singing voice
>Shrug, angry lizards aren't worth it
>Lead moth waifu away by hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307447
Nothing beats a singing Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307346
It was a marriage proposal
If you took the money, you're engaged

Mazel tov

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307453
Could be worse, the ass was fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307453
Or maybe she just wants him as a boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307456
>ass was fat
Irrelevant, it was still attached to a tanuki

>>14307458
>tanuki boytoy
Impossible. If she can't write off everything she gives you as "business expenses" she won't bother. As a married woman, she would receive some extra tax cuts, so that is more likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307429
>'GOJI-CHAN! You're being rude again! Anon is scared! You need to calm down!'
>'STUFF IT! FIRST HE'S LATE FOR OUR DATE, THEN HE POURS A PILE OF FISH IN FRONT OF ME! HE KNOWS THAT PISSES ME OFF!'
>'Goji-chan!'
>Suddenly Ghidora-chan is beating up on Angi-chan and Goji-chan sighs.
>'I'll deal with you later. Come on Moth-chan...'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306796
Had a look around in the archive, but searching for "anubis shino" "seitokai anubis" and "rule sex", I couldn't find the actual picture. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally convince your MG waifu to let you meet her parents
>They live deep in a cave in the middle of nowhere
>Her mom is overjoyed to meet you
>Her dad is tied up
>He starts screaming for help when he sees you
>He says it's been decades since he last saw sunlight
>Her mom and your waifu just play it off as a joke

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
Take him fishing because I never got to know MY dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
I tell him stop being a pussy, I willingly lock myself inside so I can shitpost on anonymous imageboards

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
Give both the waifu and her mother a sermon while force them to sit in seiza.
Then took the father out for a drink with a couple of bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307532
This
kek desu senpai baka

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slightly chubby, desperate, lonely, and socially-inept Hellhound Christmas Cake!!!

>She does her best to hide her true Hellhound spirit
>You have her up against a wall, you're pinching a bit of her shiny ebony chub while she whines
>You begin sucking on her her hot, glowing nipples and get some of her near-boiling spicy milk in return
>"You're making milk? That's messed up, you know only mothers are supposed to make this stuff, right?"
>She whines some more "...yes"
>"So what's the deal then? Do you really want to be a mom or something?"
>You begin sucking her nipples again
>she yips "....Y-YeSs"
>"Really? Huh, you know being a mom usually requires that you get married."
>"she's biting her finger "I know...."
>"Really? So you want me to make you a mother and my wife? Is that what you want?" you kiss her on the back of the neck
>"P-Please"
>"You want to be a housewife, taking care of our daughters, maintaining our house, and making food for us all while I'm away at work?"
>"Y-Yeah."
>"Gee...I don't know, aren't you a little old to be a mom or a newlywed bride? Maybe I should go after that cute, young monoeye down the street instead?"
>"No." she breaks eye-contact
>"No?" you cheekily squeeze her chub again
>She looks at you again, eyes burning, teeth beared "NO."
>She pushes you off her and then pins you to the ground
>She rips off your pants and stuffs your manhood into her molten insides
>She digs her claws into your back and begins biting your neck
>She smashes her hips down on you again and again
>She doesn't relent as she traces her burning-hot tongue all over your chest
>You finish inside her with a huge load and she looks at you with a cocky grin, panting
>You're panting too, exhausted
>Despite being physically smaller, she forces you into being the little spoon as she cuddles you, basking in the after glow
>Soon enough and you've both passed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
Is there wifi on the cave? If so, I don't see why he's complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
Get him the fuck out of there.

Bros before hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307537
I was going to call you a faggot but the last part of the greentext redeemed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307335
thank you Hyphen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307206
>Wait were her eyes...?

"Ah,thanks. The engine on my bike died and it was too late to check in to a motel. Any good places to get breakfast around here?"

>Nah, must have been my imagination. I always was groggy first thing in the morning.

"Hey, have you seen a blanket somewhere around here? I think I had one on me earlier but I don't see it now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
Shit dad.
I play it off that I believed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
He needs sunlight for Vitamin D and he needs exercise to prevent muscle deterioration. I'll take him for a walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307566
I'm sure he has plenty of exercise

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon.

You've been selected for a game show where the objective is to pleasure a monster girl WITHOUT insertion or cunnilingus.

What is she and how do you do it?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307537
>You begin sucking on her her hot, glowing nipples and get some of her near-boiling spicy milk in return
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307397
Send a sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307555
>"Engine? Well hey, I used to watch my dad fix that stuff all the time. No mechanic in town, see. Let wheel it over to mine and I'll have a look, yeah? There should be some left over food, too. Come eat at mine!"
>She grins with those pretty gemlike eyes and motions for you to start walking with your bike. You try to ignore the way she starts, bites her lip an moans when you grip the handles of the bike. Did you always have a Electroluminescent metering display?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>Gyoubu Danuki
I wop her with my wad, lods of emone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>Cyclops

Stare at her and tell her that she's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307578
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307597
How was your day, Salty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307597
>He's at it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307597
Hello Salty-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>Giant Slug

Take things nice and slow. Perhaps a nice massage with some slick play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306091
Is it an actual child or a loli because I stopped reading because I thought it was a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307614
>Is it an actual child or an actual child

Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307614
Yeah, I can't really get into it because of that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307597
Hey, it's bitchkun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307614
>not liking lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307618
The story with Saki the Shirohebi. The main character says she's seven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>Glacies
Give her a big hug and wrap both of us in an electric blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307276
That's a lot of teeny tiny meece anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307618
>"Loli-Oni"
>is like 30
Face it, loli gets used a lot as a descriptor for short, flat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307621
>Getting off on the thought of fucking a 7-year-old child

Anon, I may have some bad news for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307622
Don't let the autists fuck with your head, anon. Loli are children, unless you pull some 500 yr old vamp bullshit. If it walks like a duck and is tight as a duck, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a thing, tried a new color program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307633
Neat. Tamano has a nice design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307526
>Waifu is same species as mother
>Somehow doesn't have the exact same setup as the mom

??

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307631
Normies out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307630
Yeah, it's pretty hot. Or it's too old for you? I don't judge anon
In his previous story loli kiki was 5 years old. And she was in full BDSM gimp gear. Maybe you would like that better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307641
Daughters are occasionally different from their mothers, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307614
Those are the same thing anon, and yes. She's 7.

[Anonymous No.]

daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307645
I want normies to get a filter too. Something like oldfriends. That'll fuck with your heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307646
That loli Kiki also had a thick ass and thighs for her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307651
What about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307654
>Cut chest open
>Implant silicone
>Suddenly big tits for her age
I guess it's okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307648
Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.

Daughter could be living under a bridge or in the hollow of a massive tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307633
That's a good looking Tamamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307658
In a monstergirls case, they wouldn't require silicone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307646
Toddler a shit. I can understand wanting to fuck like a 12-yo, but that's just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry a Lilim
>"Hey Anon, when do you want to meet my parents?"
>"The prospect of that honestly terrifies me."
>"Oh come on, it'll be fun!"
>"Fun for who?"
>"Me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307654
>>14307658
If I recall correctly she was just a little chubby because her mom starved herself and gave all the food to her daughteru when they were homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307633
What about it did you change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307670
Would be great if the parents acted ultra Christian conservative to fuck with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307675
>Not fuggin the mother and being a good father figure to the toddler daughter
It's a shame QS is so damn pedo. It's like watching a dude hit every single fetish on the head, but with the opposite gender you're into. Like, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307668
5 is hardly a toddler though, but I don't really have any visual comparisons. I once saw an age progression picture of a naked anime girl that went by year from 0 to like 18, but I've never been able to find it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307679
He totally fucked the mother too anon, didn't you read it? He also does nice CC's and big girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307633
Aww yeah, delicious Tamamo. I don't even have a position of power, so I'd totally snuggle a fox wife. It's not like I'd have to worry about her poisoning me to take my throne!

Honestly though, that Onmyoji sounded like a total asshole.
"My Lord, your favorite concubine is a horrid fox woman. You're feeling unwell because she's poisoning you, not because you're an old man in a pre-industrial society and likely have gout or the like. We should kill her."
"Sounds good, young man! Time for a fox hunt!"
"~My Lord, please reconsider this! I am innocent of these charges!~"
"Nope."
>nobody believes her
>people try and kill her when she tries to negotiate a peaceful settlement
>she finally gets murdered innawoods and bitterly curses those who hounded her to her death
Being Tamamo is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307686
>He also does nice CC's and big girls too.
I know, I'm in no way writing him off as a writefag, he's great. But yeah, what I said still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307668
I don't want to fuck toddlers
It's toddlers who rape me!
SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307620
Stop trying to make that a thing again.
Also, the salt thing is getting more annoying than the shitposters you all reply to ,and feels like something a school kid would come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307670
>"My parents are in the middle of something right now, but mother said we can go over anyway"
>"I don't know, I don't want to be a bother"
>"Oh she's just giving birth, it'll be fine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307699
>that one Jap pokes his head in the window with the biggest grin on his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307699
>now some creepy guy keeps hounding you to find out exactly what a demon lord birth looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307679
>liking shotashit
>bitching about lolis and calling it pedo
Top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307630
>Not being able to distinguish between fantasy and reality

Anon, I may have some bad news for you...

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about MGs that are over 18 now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307705
>being twisted enough to find a fantasy of fucking a child appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307707
>over 18
Disgusting

No
Lolis only, fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307704
I don't like shotashit though, I was just using it as an example of how one can be so close yet so far. But of course you don't care about that, you're just grabbing for low hanging fruit because I dare have the hide in your secret club house to talk about how the thought of fucking a child does nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anon, have you properly praised the one true goddess Arachnotaur today?

There's still some time left before she finds out and comes down to "help" you praise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307365
>I think its because we're starved for content. There's only so many times you can tell strangers on the internet about the sexual things you'd do to a rape monster.

Except the thread has a history of chasing off content creators who've managed to fuck up once or twice. Then you bemoan the fact that a bunch of writefags are dead or that Bromont is a hack or that a blood offering to some egotist like ELH or Machine will bring the good times back.

No, they're here to stay so long as you sit there at your computer and let Alp and faggots like Fedora Weeaboo Guy on That Site lower the standard of quality of moé.

Do it for the moé. Rise above. Focus on making MGs real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307713
That reminds me
Was the neighbour loli ushi oni continued? How it ended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307708
>muh 2D chilluns
Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307707
This just made me think, would Baphomets lie about their ages? Not to pretend they're older but to play down their age.

Imagine one approaching 50 yet still looking as young as ever, she'd be paranoid about people thinking she was a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307707
Not now, some one poked the beehive and the pedo defence force is going all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307721
Guy ended up getting raped, what the fuck do you think would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307708
Sure, sure.
Next you'll say I'm a horrible person for having fun blowing people up in videogames.
Whatever you say, man. Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307722
That's a cute fox. I want to use her tails as my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307726
You can talk about whatever you want anon, it's fine if you don't understand people who like kids.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307728
>Guy ended up getting raped
But it's the opposite of what happened
Guy accidentally ate raging mushroom and raped the shit out of loli ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307743
Do her tails smell of cotton candy?

[Anonymous No.]

Snake pit quest isn't over

next i need to buy a bigger bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
>needing a bigger bed to fit all your dakis
The ride never stops. Godspeed, Miiafag.

[Anonymous No.]

GREAT
STONKING
COW
TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307753
I LOVE STONKING GREAT COW TITS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307753
her hat is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307753
I want to touch them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307736
It's not that I don't understand it, the only time I ever enter into this discussion is when it bugs me that they delude themselves into thinking that they aren't pedophiles because it's 2D children and not 3D.

Like, are you going to tell me that I'm not a heterosexual because I jerk off to 2D women, and not 3D ones? Come the fuck on, I don't have a costanza image incredulous enough for the mental gymnastics before me. I know it shouldn't bug me to see people lying to themselves, but it can only stem from a shame in your own sexuality, i.e. pedophilia, and that shit isn't healthy. At least accept yourself for who you are.

What really gets me is that this is pretty much a purely westerner thing. In nipland lolicon just means pedo. People have just seen the term, seen that it applies largely to fantasy work, and figures "Oh, well, hey, guys, it's not the same thing. It's different, see, this one is attraction to 2D children, this other one is attraction to 3D, so I'm not a pedophile." Sugar coating, that's all it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
Keep going anon, you are an inspiration for many of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
>So many dakis you need a bigger bed
Some would say you need help, others would say you're devoted.

Either way those are some fine dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>Baphomet

Serve her tea, sit her in my lap and tell her she's the cutest little goat demon while patting her head and brushing her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307764
People can love whoever they want
It's 2015
Wake up shitlord
#loveislove

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307764
I'm fully aware of what I am anon, though I'm sure a lot of people deny it because the mentality towards pedos is much different in the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307764
My country just made lolicon legal this year. I trust them more than I trust you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307770
But what if I'm a strong independent anon who don't need no love?

Then I'd be in the wrong place considering this is waifu central.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307770
>I can't read
Of course they can. Just don't lie about what it is. So long as it has no attachment to the real life equivalent, who cares? Otherwise it's like saying, that you're not a faggot, you're a prostate pundit. Same shit. You guys like to get uppity and pretend like people are persecuting you, when that's avoiding the point entirely. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307681
It shows up in almost every loli thread on /b/
If it doesn't, ask. Somebody will have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307770
>Le It's 2015 meme
Go back to /pol/ pepe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307728
So you're just here to shitpost then? Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307744
Oh well, god forbid we have a straight ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307800
RS did one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307800
The fuck do you mean by 'straight' Ushi-Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Mega Holst to the next level.

The Ultra Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307800
Silent_II wrote one just the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307800
We've got one of those too, and it's pretty good.
Got any more shitpost fuel, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307809
What would she be like anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307764
I guess people make the distinction because they'd never consider actually doing sexual things, or having sexual thoughts about an actual child.
And of course, it's hard not to take "pedophile" as a derogatory term, for obvious reasons. It's associated so heavily with those who actually molest and take sexual advantage of children, that when you think about it, it's easy to see why people who'd never do that would rather they not be called that. Instead, they're fine with lolicon. Sure, in Japan, it may translate to that.
But here, people's only exposure to it is through fiction. So they associate it with purely fiction.

That's how I see it, anyway. Even without actually being into it, if you think beyond yourself, it's not too hard to put yourself in another person's shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307814
Huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307809
>Kaiju Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307815
>I guess people make the distinction because they'd never consider actually doing sexual things, or having sexual thoughts about an actual child.
It's pointless sugar coating. I mean, I'd never consider actually doing sexual things with an actual 3d woman. Does that mean I'm not heterosexual? Am I some fancy term that only applies to 2D women somehow? It's not different. And as for the derogatory nature, this is 4chan. Why should a derogatory term matter?

[Anonymous No.]

So i was looking for scents to put on my Miia dakis to make them smell womanly, and i found a good one for anyone planning on getting a Daki for their centaur waifu

http://amzn.com/B000C1ZDTU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307720
But most of the content providers get the egos you complain about after a while anyway.
It's the price we pay for more content. The only ones who don't get their head up their asses are the ones who vanish before they can get to that state.
>you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself to become the villain and whatnot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307822
Not Kaiju, just about 9 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307768
You are my friend now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307702
>"Hey Anon!"
>"Oh, hey Steve.'
>"I heard you finally met the Demon Lord, how was it?"
>"It was... something."
>"Something? What, did you shit your pants?"
>"No, no, it was, uh... yeah, you know what? I shit my pants. That's better than what actually happened."
>"Woah, don't leave me in the dark man, what really happened?"
>"Fuck, uh... we got there and she was giving birth."
>"Wow."
>"Yeah, wow."
>"So what was it like?"
>"What?"
>"What was it like? Did you sit there and watch the whole thing?"
>"Yeah I sat there and watched the who- you know what? I'm not telling you about this and it's fucking weird that you're so interested."
>"Oh come on, man! This is a once in a lifetime experience! You have to tell me all about the details!"
>"Holy shit Steve fuck off!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
I'd be happy with just a single daki.
Hell, I cuddle a pillow and I'm happy, but a daki would probably be wonderful. Softer than a real girl too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307837
Do it anon
It's completely worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307829
I'm saying I want a Kaiju Holst. I don't know why, but I do.

>>14307827
There's a few who have been around for a while and don't have that issue. Mostly guys that never identify themselves except when posting stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307811
>Silent_II
I don't get how he slips through the radar so often, his stuff is pretty good, if needing a little improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307837
I don't know, real girls are pretty soft, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307849
>I don't get how he slips through the radar so often
It's because he's so quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307856
>so quiet
>makes polls about what to write
Stop posting about yourself, silent ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307848
>I'm saying I want a Kaiju Holst.

That sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307849
He's one of the names who pumps out decent stuff and gets overlooked because he doesn't have a gimmick.

Quicksilver's easily explained by this thread, bromont has the guy who'll try to start a shit storm every time he's mentioned, Harblador is easily remembered because of abominations and Alp is Alp. Shame too because that non-thread canon ushi was pretty great, people need to give him a chance.
>>14307858
>silent
>quiet
Oh anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307858
>talk about a well known writefag
people join in, start clamoring for more stories
>talk about a lesser known writefag
>"X is samefagging!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307865
>Quicksilver's easily explained by this thread, bromont has the guy who'll try to start a shit storm every time he's mentioned, Harblador is easily remembered because of abominations and Alp is Alp. Shame too because that non-thread canon ushi was pretty great, people need to give him a chance.

I get all of these but Quicksilver. He's like the Alp of greentexts but the thread likes him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307875
>the Alp of greentexts
Shit son, that's harsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307875
>He's like the Alp of greentexts
Poor quicksilver, no need to go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307865
>abominations
>gimmick
Nigga pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307827
I always post as Guest these days anyway.

>Implying I write

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307887
Didn't mean it in the literal sense, I just meant as something that makes the writer easy to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
>>14307841
The Snake pit looks wonderful, congrats again on getting it complete. Hope you get plenty of great night sleeps with her. TFW just found a company who'll be able to make my 7ft Jabber daki with wings. Now just gotta find an artist for it.

Anyways, here's a lineart update thread, hope you like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307875
Whoa whoa whoa, even if Quicksilver is mediocre, there is NO need to compare him to Alp.

That's taking it too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307896
Seriously? That's awesome.
Is it a company which specialises in custom dakis in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307865
>easily explained by this thread
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307875
Ouch anon, that hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307900
It means you should go against common sense and listen to what people here have to say about absolutely anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307900
People are either going to love him or hate him due to what he writes about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307861
Dangerously fun, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306664
but she is being honest anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307899
Nah, I just contacted Hobbyheart and asked them if I could get a 7.5 x 2.5 daki and they said sure.

The wings will be blankets that will either be attached to the back of the daki, or the side.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fisting with a Harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307921
But i want to go fishing with a harpy, I cant let you fist them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307915
I don't think most people even know who he is, so yeah, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307827
>>14307865
>You need a gimmick to not get overlooked
>Implying alot of people's heads aren't up alcohol bottles or amphetamines

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307858
Pretty sure that was a name pun, slowpoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307921
I don't understand... Is this supposed to be some kind of training for laying eggs?
And even then why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307926
Nope.

My fist ------> Plump Harpy booty hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307916
I suppose. She'd have to be careful though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307938
Well, it all depends on how Kaiju she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never turn the tides on a monster girl and be the one to rape her instead of her raping you.
>You will never turn her into your lovely housewife.

Why does the real world suck so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307879
>>14307882
>>14307897
>>14307912
I'm starting to feel bad for Alp here, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307929
Honestly if I was starting writefagging now I'd call myself Mr. Ego. That's the sort of panache that successful attentionwhores like myself need.

As it stands I only picked a funny word for the pastebin username, but it was in use, so I had to fiddle with it a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307947
Don't worry about it. No matter how bad you feel for him, I can assure you he feels worse about himself.
He should, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307865
Those are more themes though. At least in the case of QS and Harb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
you are a hero and inspiration to us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307946
Physics, mostly.
I'm sure the Jews are a close runner up though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307920
That actually sounds pretty neat, and I'm not much of a daki guy.

That sort of design would be perfect for a WurmWyvern to give you wing cocoons all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307944
How Kaiju do you want her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307947
Alp's frequent tantrums burnt out all sympathy anyone had for him more than a year ago, anon. The guy is just too whiny for his own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307651
Rachnee would be an awful mother
Her kid could be hurt and she'd tell her to suck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307950
what did he do again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307958
So he and ovaries really are two halves of the same coin? Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307920
>>14307956
Wing cocoons are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307824
>I'd never consider actually doing sexual things with an actual 3d woman
I would and in fact did. What I've never done or considered was doing anything sexual with an actual 3D child.
On the other hand when it comes to fictional porn I fapped to everything from lolis to GMILFS.

Perhaps you should reevaluate your ability do distinguish between reality and fiction as well as the differences between something real and some stylized and abstracted rendition of it. Not projecting your viewpoint and instead trying to evaluate something from that of others might also help you gain some semblance of understanding as opposed to reiterating the same opinion as iron clad truth while disregarding everything that might conflict with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307955
>You will never replace all of the jews, niggers, spics, and arabs in the world with nice, loving monster girls.

God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307963
What's Bollockses deal, anyway? Other than crying about the Hounds of Tindalos for months on end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307965
Second only to hair cocoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307947
Don't, bullying turns him on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307936
they're supposed to perch on your cock, not your forearm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307927
>Not knowing who Quicksilver is
I'm not a fan too many stuttering lolis and maining the use of greentext in general, but I find that unlikely due to him being fairly popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307936
>booty hole
That's called a cloaca, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307965
>Protective Dragon Onee-san, please let me go, I need to go to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307965
>A Dragon will never hold you close and wrap you in her wings to comfort you after your village sacrificed you to her for protection.

I don't know why I have this fantasy, but I'm sad it'll never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307971
>Bollockses
Gollum please go
For the last time, we don't have your ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307982
A delightful source of valuable nitrates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>Kobold
Pet her head. Pet her tummy. Pet her tail.
Hell, just pet her all over until she turns into putty in my hands. Take her on walks, make her some juicy meat dishes and have her eat them out of a dog bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307986
>Smeagol girl trying to hit on you
>'You haves our preciouses, Anon.'
>'Wheres is its?'
>HFW you just try to pretend she's not there while Andy Serkis emulates her voice and clambors all over you with the MoCap balls on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307956
>Wurm
>Wing Cocoon
Should I tell him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307980
>maining the use of greentext in general
But he does flesh everything out in the end and makes actual stories. I think it's good that people still post greentexts here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307985
Spare a thought for the sacrifice of the neighboring village, who was offered to a lecherous Hellhound Christmas Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307968
>Perhaps you should reevaluate your ability do distinguish between reality and fiction
I can do it fine, what gave you the impression that I couldn't? You're trying to pass off lolicon as some complex and abstract concept that I'm simply incapable of conceiving, when it's just pedophilia geared towards the same 3DPD mentality as everything else on /jp/ and /a/. I can put myself in their shoes. I get it. The word leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Regardless, that's what they are. Whether or not you would fuck a 3D child doesn't matter. You want to fuck a 2D child, you are a pedophile. The word isn't synonymous with child molester, or at least it shouldn't be. Being 100% literal it's simply attraction towards children, 2D, 3D, 4D or fucking otherwise, just like heterosexuality is attraction towards the opposite gender, 2D, 3D, 4D or otherwise.

But whatever, you'll never see it that way and this conversation will only go in circles, lets end it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307971
A flock of seagulls, a band called Oasis and shitty micro brews

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307961
Shat out a load of stories without really thinking them through.
But the main issue is you can't criticize him at all, even if he wants it. Because whatever you choose to pick up on isn't "valid".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307997
She's a soft girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307997
Pussy isn't nearly puffy enough, it doesn't match those luscious breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307997
But anon that's what I want.
Imagine being a young man being led to the sacrificial alter by a pair of demons only to be shoved through a flaming portal instead of carved up and fall onto the bed of a smug looking Hellhound wearing nothing but a too-small bikini.
Imagine finding out that you got the kind of "devouring" wrong all night long as her warm body presses against yours and you finish inside her again and again and again, all while she looks at you with a lewd grin and half lidded eyes and encourages you to keep thrusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307946
>people from these threads go to some monstergirl world
>monstergirls there are used to people fearing them as predators
>one of them happens upon anon
>does the whole act of fear/seduction
>is caught completely off guard when anon just kisses her right on her mouth
>he's got heart pupils, he's going fucking beserk just grinding himself against her
>monstergirl doesn't know how to react
>she falls back as anon pulls his pants down, takes her breasts in a vicegrip, and impales her like his dick is a goddamn pilebunker
>monstergirl can only lie back and think of Lescatie as she's ravaged by a man with the lust and fervor of a beast in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308019
Imagine how confused a monstergirl would be if she woke up after dragging a guy to her house and raping him to find the guy clinging to her in his sleep.
Sometimes I like to think about how monstergirls would react to men being affectionate to them immediately. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308019
>a world full of knights and warriors can't fuck over a monstergirl
>but some guy with no combat experience could with ease

I admit I'm not into maledom, but this particular fantasy is a bit silly but then again, that could be said for most of our fantasies here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307946
Good. I'm not interested on girls that become submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308031
>but this particular fantasy is a bit silly

Oh fuck off, it's a fantasy, it doesn't have to be realistic you no fun allowed faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308034
I want to befriend a submissive Monster Girl, but when she tries and get me to "advance our relationship", I'll tell her that while I care for her as a friend, I'm not into submissive girls. But I really do value her as a friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307980
Personally, I prefer greentext to prose when I'm reading stuff from here.

You can do the same content with them, the difference is in prose you have a lot more mechanical junk that has no impact on the story to read through.

Greentext is a lot more efficient at story telling, with the trade off of being a little less immersive sometimes.

In a place like this, where there's a ton of writing being made and you can never be totally sure about the content or quality, greentext is usually a better format. - unless you've got a nearly unlimited amount of time to go through everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307971
Tries to start pity-parties for himself, doesn't write and when he does it's Alp-level bullshit, attention whores, calls other namefags out to start drama, got ding dong bannu'd permanently from The IRC because of the previous point... ugh... Bitches in here about a shitty job with 7-11 as if people care and drinks Angry Orchard.

That's about all I know, Anon. But like Bob and Alp he just doesn't get the message that nobody in their right mind gives a shit if they're going to be stubborn and dig their heels against better advice to their current course of action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308038
No need to get so salty. Its like you ignored the spoiler text after it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308031
The element of surprise is a powerful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I can write stuff, I just have a hew issues is all.
then I remember there are people out there with worse grammar then me and I feel a little happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308031
I didn't mean for it to be maledom so much as just something silly. I can see why you'd think that, though. The whole "lie back and think of Lescatie" sort of implies helplessness. Really, I thought of it more as just her being surprised and simply not knowing what to do in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307993
I said WurmWyvern, Anon. Think about it.

It's like a Wurm with a Wyvern's wing-arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308048
I still miss him.

>Billy Mays will never try to sell you a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307997
I volunteer to take his place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308019
I can't see what monstergirl that isn't a sub already would just lay there while you ravage her. Unless she's a hellhound, in which she will probably let you do what you want and then it will be her turn.

Or maybe I'm just thinking too much about it, but caughing off guard a monster that is all about sex doesn't sound well in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307997
Too bad about those arms. I was about to save that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308048
>doesn't write and when he does it's Alp-level bullshit

That's not fair, he's actually alright. Bollocks isn't the best we have but he's written some nice stuff now and then. The part about the pity parties is true though, there is no defending that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308063
>Billy Mays will never sell you Oxi-Clean with an Oomukade clearly not wanting to be clean
>HFW he puts the power back in her shower and the shower back in her power

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308077
No! I want my stinky Centipede though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308048
>banned from the IRC for calling out other namefags
What exactly did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308066
Are you kidding? A lot of them would be totally into the idea of a man who's honest enough with his desires that he wants to "deliciously devour" them. They'd enjoy being the object of such ardor, then have just as much fun riding him into the ground after his stamina gave out while he was on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308055
>Bad grammar
If your who I think your are at least it's not as bad as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVn1TI2QHiA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308063
I want Billy Mays to sell me a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308079
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU ANON WE'RE GOING TO SHOW HER THE OXIDIZING POWER OF OXI-CLEAN

WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH HER NOT EVEN SEMEN OR WINE WILL MAKE HER DIRTY OR STINKY

SHE'LL BE SO FINE LIKE NOVEMBER WINE YOU'LL JUST WANT TO SCOOP HER UP AND MAKE HER WOMANHOOD SHINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308079
Some people hate Alp for the writing quality
Some for the dialogue
Some because of the self pity
Some for the inability to take criticism
All of these I can ignore.
But fuck him for generating that shitty threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308084
>>14308066
Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308066
You're thinking about it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308084
Name a few of them then

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308069
Why'd you have to point it out. Now I can't help but focus on how tiny they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308087
>Alp makes a visual novel.wmv

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307997
I want to live in a village where things are normal, there's no Monster Girl tyrant to make offerings to, even though we're outside of the protection of the Paladin Order.

Until one day, a strange woman, wearing a robe and pale skin passes through. She then sets up on the edge of town and a large tower is built, just overnight.

She rarely leaves it, and strange noises and lights come from the windows at night. The village would get concerned, but they're all too afraid to approach her. Rumors start spreading, graves dug up with the coffins pried open and empty, unholy creatures wandering the woods at night, but the P'Orc bandits that used to be a nuisance for the town guard have seemingly left.

Then I would work up the nerve to pay her a visit, with a basket of fresh bread I made, maybe to put these rumors to rest, I'm sure it's all just a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308099
I don't like Gazers, they're mean and they look dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

He already tried to start this shit earlier, don't let him do it now.

Fuck, it's only been a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308107
Do you bone her?
You should bone her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308112
Rude, but you are entitled to your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308103
Do you mean alp as in the writefag or just a alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bangt7d9vGA

>Alp hires voice actors

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the Yuki-onnas, why do they have the princess complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308048
>drinks Angry Orchard
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308099
Your waifu is cute, would you kiss her eye?

When will you get that daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308113
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308122
Because they're snow white

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308120
>Chaos wars
You piece of shit I wanted to forget!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308099
Gazers are cute, even if they are not true monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308122
Because if they don't get their way everyone gets snowed in for three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308122

they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308093
I feel your feeling deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308128
The new thread approved boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307575
>arachne
I look deep into her eyes, hug her, pulling her in close and tell her I'm not scared of you. 100 daughterus.

I'm lying.

Either that or I smack her titties like Mike Tyson and kick her in the cunt with the flat of my foot. Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308135
They're creepy Multieyes and they come in a variety of flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308141
You mean Salt-kun? I don't think trashing Alp is that salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308093
I don't hate him for any of that. In fact I don't hate him at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pD83hmKjr0

Keee keee

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308144
>Greyzer

My love of Hellhounds has made grey girls super CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308125
There's nothing to get when the faggot goes literal fedora tier over drinking shitty hard apple cider brew

>>14308070
>Nice stuff now and then

[Citation Needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308145
I'm talking about the faggot trying to start dom vs dom shitflinging. People stopped responding to him though, so leave it be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308151
What monster girl would make that sound?
also for more pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNCYa1avUkw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308098
From the Jabberwock profile:
>If deemed worthy as a male, a man can subdue them. However, in their case, unlike the original race, they have no interest in simple military prowess. It's better to express your interest frankly. You can confess love, or just tell them up front you want sex. It's more effective if you get a massive erection upon seeing them without waiting for them to attack, showing off your unrestrained desire, and it's even more certain if you expose your penis and shove it in their face, pushing your desire on them

The Alice's whole schtick is that she gives off an aura that makes you want to ravage the hell out of her. The Kikimora does something similar, actually. Here's an excerpt from their profile:

> However, even if a man goes a while without laying a finger on them after becoming their master, we can say for certain that after living together eventually he’ll be driven by bestial lust into wanting to defile the beauty with his own hands

The Elf also tries to tempt men into ravishing them. The Apsara and Ghandarva use their beauty, dancing, and singing to woo potential romantic partners. Cockatrice pheromones cause men to aggressively chase and assault them. There's more, but that's a decent sample size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308145
I wish this salt meme died off. Its like bitch-kun, just one faggot trying to make some theoretical master shitposter plotting the thread's destruction behind the shadows.
In reality its probably a small group of assholes getting kicks out of negative attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308151
>>14308165
Is this the game where the project leader or whatever just got his immediate family to do the voice acting roles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308141
Saltfag isn't a boogeyman even if I hate that people gave him a fucking name, that probably just feeds his ego. Just look through the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308127
Thank you anon. I would if she were okay with it, but it sounds kind of uncomfortable, especially with such a wonderfully big eye.
I don't have the money saved, and even then I need to find the right artist. I have some idea but I want to be more sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308157
>>Nice stuff now and then
The yandere Kitsune thing was lovely.
TAKE A FUCKING COMPLIMENT, BOLLOCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308170

yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=269uRYEUBd8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308170
Actually yes, all the voice actors share their last names with people who worked on the localization of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308166
Now read again and you will see I was talking about the aggressive ones, not about cockatrices and alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308170
That's how the rumour goes if I remember right.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on guys, I think we're being too harsh on one another. We all like monster girls, right? Can't we all just write and fap to monster girls together as one big happy family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308171
>Saltfag isn't a boogeyman
It is when you call random people Saltfag for no reason other than so you can act like passive aggressive faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308184
Yes, and at least we can all bond over the fact that none of us are Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any wrightfags that's joined recently and stuck around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308184
Only if we can talk about femdom nonstop 24/7 and only femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308190
Fuck off and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308122
If I pull her kimono's off, would she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308136
I'll bully a Yuki onna if it means heavy blizzards and -40C temperatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308190
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308189

I posted my first story around February or so. I haven't posted a new story in months though I still lurk mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308189
Not from what I remember.

Most of them either stop writing or get chased out like that God Hand guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308192
Please go on vacation Saltfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308185
This. It's like when commercial labelled anyone who was tired of his shit as "bitch-kun" in a pathetic attempt to make it look like a single anon.
Only this time it's actually taken off so suddenly anyone you don't like or agree with is this single poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308189
Quicksilver and that silent guy, right? They're still pretty new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308193

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308185
This, pretty much. Can't wait for the salt meme to die. I'd take 80's slang over that and stuff like dank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308201
I'm not him, numb nuts. The guy I'm replying to is. That's one of his standard baits.

[Anonymous No.]

Since you won't accept the love of horse pussy / spider pussy kingdom, or it's wacky races, what kingdom would you like to hear about next?

Do choose wisely...2 forward, 2 back, 3 back, 3 forward, 1 back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308099
>Be bully in MGC high
>The most evil bastard in school
>Won't get expelled because human privileges
>That dumb Holstaur didn't bring money for my lunch today
>Make her trip on her fat tits before heading to the library
>Spot a group of monoeyes
>I'll have a feast with all their money
>Start my usual menacing routine consisting of pushing around and insults
>They cry with their gross big eye while handing me the cash
>About to leave when someone tries to act tough
>It's another one of the stupid monoeyes, this one has tentacles with eyes surrounding her making her look even uglier than the rest
>Tell her that if she touches me I'll get her and all her friends expelled
>She grabs my head and pull me close
>Her red pupil shines brightly for an instant
>Suddenly I have a revelation
>Realize how wrong I was
>How beautiful monoeyes are
>How I should turn my life around
>Return the money and beg for forgiveness
>...
>Go from worst student to top 10 in a month
>Have cutie cyclops GF
>Accepted in a prestigious university
>Thank you Gazer-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308200
>God Hand guy.
He wasn't chased out, people pointed out he made short and spammy attempts at a bad CYOA so he took his ball and left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210

i don't want to be part of any MG kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210
Cow pussy Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210
Crab kingdom. People forget that crab girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210

NOBODY SUMMONS MEGATRON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210
The Tailpussy Republic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210
ass pussy kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210
Please stop forcing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308208
Sure you aren't

[Anonymous No.]

you know what we need? a song and a pic to go with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QHak8h1AQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308181
The Jabberwock and Elf are both aggressive. Kikimora are masters of passive-aggressive seduction. Dark Priests are aggressive, but they live to bring out the lust and desire in Human men. A man being sexually aggressive just means they've succeeded and are doing their jobs right. The Demon is aggressive, but the contracts they establish state that they HAVE to fuck their servant/pet/beloved husband whenever, wherever, and however he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308204
You mean it won't be extremely painful? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308225
Forcing what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308189
silent and orange, to name two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308232
>Demon is haughty and always wants things her way
>Contract says she has to obey your wishes
>Mating press her every time while reminding her she answers to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308232
>but the contracts they establish state that they HAVE to fuck their servant/pet/beloved husband whenever, wherever, and however he wants
This killed her for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308245
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308234

No she'd just be naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308219
I want to attack her weak point for massive damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308241
Is beast still around? I haven't seen him post anything in a while.
>>14308245
I like her, she's like the teasing onee-san type who acts superior but when it comes down it it can't help but spoil her loved one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308245
They're still Demons, Anon. It's not like they're going to lose to a Human dick. Guaranteed, 100% of those "mandatory" fucking sessions end with the Demon topping or power-bottoming their lover and demanding more as the man greedily drinks in more mamono mana to refuel their hyperweapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308246
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308176
>Spoiler
Nice ruse, ruseman

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308255
>It's not like they're going to lose to a Human dick.
After a while that would become an Incubus dick and depending on the man that could very well fuck that Demon silly if she lets him do as he pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308215
Sounds like Ushi-Oni Natives are you go to...but not part of the question.

>>14308217
>>14308219
>>14308222
All of you are doing it wrong. Maybe I Sphinxed this up a bit too much for anons to understand.

>>14308220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkV1fHsQVNQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308263
Sure, but even then it's something she's letting him do. His end of the contract still makes him subservient to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308214
>Short
>Spammy
That was one time anon and you fucking know it.
And I didn't leave. I just stopped when I lost motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308272
Fuck off, you're not welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308270
>(Arranged by Shota Kageyama)

Sensible_Chuckle.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308274
I've been here since the /a/ days, and no buttblasted autist is gonna run me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308210
I want to visit the Harpy tree top kingdom, the only problem is I'm afraid of heights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308280
At least do everyone a favor and delete that shitty pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308294
Eat shit.
I lost the link and forgot my password anyway. Couldn't delete it if I wanted to autismo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpAOXcGr6Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308296
You're starting to sounds like Saltfag there.

Makes sense, only that guy could be as much of a bitch as you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308298
I want an Apsara to dance for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307957
I don't know, maybe like Gamoora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308299
Why do you hate me so much anon?
All I wanted was to run a fun little non-serious story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308305
>Gamoora

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308299
You're demanding that the guy delete a goddamn pastebin account to satisfy you.
Have a little perspective, because you're both acting like children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308312
If you're implying I'm retarded, I am not. I was making a pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308299
Please report and do not reply, (Dead) posts are incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308308
Because you spammed a shitty CYOA and did nothing to improve.

Combined with a shitty Gary Stu protagonist, shit fetishes, garbage girls and absolutely stupid plot and dialogue all on top of you spamming the fuck out of it you successfully made one of the worst most annoying piece of writing on the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308325
What shit fetishes? I thought I went pretty vanilla.
And did you not notice the "Non-serious" bit? I never intended the story to be anything more than a goofy fantasy.
Besides, the MC was a viewer insert decided by consensus.

[Anonymous No.]

Can ropers and parasite slimes infect other monsters?
I need to know for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308107
>you are anon, son of the most famous baker in your town
>you're taking a break at the park eating some delicious bread
>you see a raven slowly hop up to you, showing you as much emotion as it's blank eyes will allow it
>you hand it some of your delicious bread and it politely fucks off to who knows where
>one day you wake up to see a huge castle overlooking the town from the north
>huh that wasn't there yesterday
>oh well gotta make some delicious bread
>days go by and more and more creepy things are happening
>graves are dug up
>the animals in the surrounding forest have all gone
>fish have suddenly died off
>it's okay though you have your delicious bread you won't starve
>you're at the park again one day
>or is it night?
>it's been getting darker around these parts lately
>but you see an old friend hopping around
>you break off some bread to hand it to the raven
>you've seen this bird quite a lot lately
>you even named it 'Tinky'
>but Tinky just flies away
>to that mysterious castle
>that's definitely no safe place for a bird!
>you start your trek towards the castle after running home
>you brought the essentials
>a short sword for defense
>your lucky hat
>a satchel full of delicious bread and a water canteen
>and you're set to save your feathered friend from the evil that lurks in that castle!
>you finally make it to the door of the castle
>you open the door thinking the place is run down
>instead you see nothing but a huge laboratory taking up most of the inside of the castle
>that is until you spot a small figure running around the lab
>the hooded figure spots you too and makes a run for it
>you give chase for she must know where your raven friend is
>she runs into what must be a ballroom
>and it's filled with horrors the likes you've never seen before
>you realize why those graves were dug up now
>you're now face to face with a legion of the undead!
>you would be more scared if they weren't all drop dead gorgeous
>no pun intended
>you see the hooded figure reveal herself to be an "almighty" lich
>you don't care you draw your sword and proclaim
>"WHERE THE HELL IS TINKY?!?!"
>the entire room goes silent
>you hear one girl ask
>"What the FUCK is a 'Tinky'?"
>you drop your tough guy act and start to ask about the raven
>suddenly the lich just starts laughing at you
>"His name is Corpus human, and he's my thrall."
>"Well he likes my delicious bread, and we're friends now. So if he's an extension of you doesn't that mean we're friends too?"
>now everyone is laughing at you
>"That's what I love about you humans, some of you have that silver tongue." the lich says eyeing you up
>she walks up to you with Tinky on her shoulder
>"To answer your question; yes. That would make us friends."
>you try to shake her hand but she pulls you in to kiss her
>she sure has a lot of strength for someone a full head shorter than you
>"Now let us become even better friends."
>she says as she takes you to her private chambers
>she made sure to leave Tinky outside too
>eating all of your delicious bread from your satchel
>life is cool now
>you're still making delicious bread
>you have a bombshell lich waifu
>and you have Tinky
>your waifu hates it that he likes you more though


and that's why I shouldn't write when I've been on a five day bender

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308328
Not exactly. Each monster has its own kind of mamano mana that is incorruptible by other kinds. So basically the only things they can affect are creatures that are uncorrupted, like human women and uncorrupted elves, angels etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308328
I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308328
Not in KC land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308328
You're onto something interesting there

Roper Scylla for maximum tentacles action|/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308328
>>14308337
What do you think a matango barometz would look like?
Or a dark slime who's captured an melted an elemental?

There's good possibilities here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308337
>Scylla
u wanna fohkin' dy, m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308331
>and that's why I shouldn't write when I've been on a five day bender
you shouldn't write at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308342
>matango barometz
Mushroom fruit girl? That's original but I don't see the appeal of it

>Dark slime who melted an elemental
Now that sounds great, elemental slimes are already a thing out there but I wonder how they'd work as MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308325
>worst most annoying piece of writing on the planet.

God Hand CYOA was shit, but we've had far worse out there, and at least it wasn't generic like half the stories we have are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307276
>meeces

>you will never have twin daughturus names Pixie & Dixie
>you will never be called to their school because they keep getting into shit with a Werecat named Jynx

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307746
you should make a miia fort

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308331
Alp has written better things than this. Alp himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308331
I miss DILLAW. He actually knew how to do silly stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your kikimora waifu dies tragically and then her LITTLE sister shows up and insists upon taking her place and filling the void left in your heart

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308176
I fail to see how that was yandere at all but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308383
I find myself wishing he'd write something new every once in a while. Even just one more thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
Get original Kiki rezzed and engage in threesome until she goes wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
That's suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
Call a Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308363
>>14308377
>>14308383
sorry I'm in the middle of a pretty bad time I've been taking meds and whiskey and I don't know how I've survived on this little amount of sleep
>sorry for the blog her'es a monoeye that reflects my current mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
Extreme anger.
How dare anyone think they can take my waifu's place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308217
The secret was that you needed to use a MGE Profile in name (Holstaur) and the riddle was that I was going to choose whatever profile was before the one you choose.

Unfortunately y'all done fucked up so I guess we'll try again some other day.

Also I couldn't find a list of date added for MGE.

Maybe I'll just do a Sphinx Pussy Kingdom. Nah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
but my waifu was an orphan
>be rich little shit
>one day little kiki is on your doorstep
>you've now acquired kiki childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14307537
Patrician's green-text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
...Is she like a twin sister?

No wait, younger sister wouldn't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308402
I was a bit harsh there, but why would you try and write if you're completely fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308377
ABBN are still the worst four writers desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308413
I want to fondle and suckle those grey balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308421
But that's where she keeps all the flammable gas to fuel her hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308419
because writing helps take away the pain for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308410
Why not just use alphabetical order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308425
Because I need a nap.

Also because Hobgoblins would reinforce Oppai Loli Anon and that boy doesn't need more help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308413
Why do artists tend to draw Hellhounds with a glow in the back of their throats?
I'm not complaining though. It makes me want to shove my dick in her mouth and let her just suck everything out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308424
Hemingway said to write drunk and edit sober, so just hold off on posting stuff until it's readable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308434
but Hemingway also blew his brains out from his skull
which is what I want to do right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308440
Hemingway killed himself AFTER he stopped drinking and also after a number of Electro shock therapy treatments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308430
because of the "fire" inside her.

Her nipples, vageen, and asshole would all glow too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308443
Diablo-sama pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308453
>>14308443
>you will never make a hellhound embarrassed and angry by comparing her nipples to Christmas lights

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308211
I know that revelation. Zero interest in mono-eyes before coming across Gazers, now I worship the ground they blink on. If it wasn't physically impossible I'd swear I've been mind-fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308430
Probably to get across that they're infernal beings. I kind of like it. Makes me think that their internal anatomy ranges from boiling to unreasonably hot, and in their natural states, their bodies exude just a fraction of it.
Once they start to get worked up, they heat up even more, and their skin starts to glow, like black iron starting to glow red hot.

>>14308443
I wonder what that'd look like in a dark room, besides amazingly beautiful and erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308442
...so..as long as he keeps away from light sockets and continues to drink he will carry on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308460
>Once they start to get worked up, they heat up even more, and their skin starts to glow, like black iron starting to glow red hot.

...bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
Let her star, but keep myself on guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308465
*stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308461
you don't have to drink to write, that's just how Hemingway did it. and a lot of other writers too, like Wilde, Thompson and Bukowski, or in the case of Burroughs, heroin and boypussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308464
>>14308460
>The room gets brighter and brighter the longer sex lasts
>When she orgasms her "lights" go out and the room turn pitch-black again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308471
>The only lights left would be the dull glow of her eyes.
>Even that goes out when she closes her eyes and holds you close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308460
>>14308464
>Hellhound getting worked up over being able to rape the poor sap who mistakenly fucked up and summoned her
>He's backed into corner
>Her skin and neck fur is going from a dull grey to tinged with reds and oranges, fire coming out of her mouth
>Like iron heating up from its cold state
>Her vaginal fluids are dripping out of her slit, steaming as they hit the floor
>He can't even say anything before she's straddling his cock, gliding those sumptuous vulva lips of hers all along the shaft
>It feels like he's melting, and she hasn't even put it in
>TFW a fully aroused Hellhound's vagina is like slipping your cock into a pot of warm honey, as if you're going to risk scalding yourself
>As her body heat makes both of you get right and sweaty during the fucking, wrestling for control before she uses her own muscular skills to trap you inside of her, pouring man-grit into the gluttonous furnace of her wan wan
>TFW after-sex cuddling comes with the smell of brimstone and singed cotton, but holy shit at least you'll have a story to tell the fire department

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308461
no I'm done anon, I'm just gonna sit back stare at all the hallucinations on my ceiling and contemplate how I can fake my own death and fuck off to china or somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308483
Would she nuzzle my cheek with hers?
That shit always gets my heartboner going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308328
Not normally.
There's probably some asshole Lilim who changes them so that not even Demon Realms are safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308386
>tropical kiki with pinkish-white feathers and hair plus brown skin

Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are the most overused monster girl in this thread purely because of her invincible femdom pandering.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna nuzzle Wurm tummies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308535
>her invincible femdom
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308535
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308331
it's stupid, has terrible grammar, and my 5 year old brother could write something better
but I love the Ace Ventura reference
6/10 you tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308540
>tfw you missed one window when boarding your house up for the full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308490
Oh, well alright then. thanks for the greentext even if others didn't enjoy it, I did. And I'm pretty sure just screwing off to China and abandoning everything here would be good enough. I doubt any bill collectors or irritating family would have enough gumption or willpower to follow you we still live in an age where if you've vanished for more than 48 hours everyone just assumes you died

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308518
Yes, exotic color schemes a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308545
>I have no family
>my bills are caught up
but the more I look at it I'm not gonna fake my death, but I'm still moving out of the country

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308483
>the smell of brimstone and singed cotton
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308518
Y

I like a little dark meat on my birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308483
>Fur glowing until it looks like fire
>Charcoal skin heating up like there's lava turning it red beneath the surface
>Steam rising from her sex and the arousal dripping from it
>Every breath she makes is accompanied with a little heat devil
>Even in the darkness, her nipples are glowing so hotly you can make out the milk dribbling from them, some of it evapourating just from touching her skin
>Her molten honeypot is emitting hot light like it's a portal to the most heavenly hell imaginable, shining on her ebony thighs and reflecting off of the wetness coating their insides
>Her eyes are practically on fire, casting beams of light like the Eye of Saurun
>Just being in her sight warms you up
>When you're in her arms, inside her, it feels like how it might feel to be melted by a Dark Slime
>Warmth and pleasure seeping into your body, making you slip deeper and deeper into a sexual trance
>Her heat, the softness of her fur and the comfort of her powerful body is slowly becoming your entire world, all you can feel
>When climax starts to build, it feels like her fire has entered into the base of your dick
>It grows hotter and hotter, fueled by emotion, becoming unbearable
>Until it explodes and is quenched, to utter bliss, by the pulsing of your hot seed shooting into her, over and over
>After her squirting orgasm, she goes limp, sweat rising off your bodies in gouts of steam, her eyes flickering
>She sinks down atop you like a hugging, heated blanket
>Which is convienient, because the one you were doing it on top of is mostly charred holes and scorch marks

I find myself loving hellhounds more and more. Which is quite a feat, considering how much I loved them from the get-go.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Hellhounds come in different colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308540
She's going to get pump and dumped.

But I will make sure she won't enjoy the sex one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308567
No, they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308558
>her nipples are glowing so hotly you can make out the milk dribbling from them
Muh fucking dick!
>>14308571
>Monster girl not enjoying sex
You'd be a legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308571
Well, you can try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308567
I'm sure there's plenty of subspecies.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/5913797

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308483
>>14308558
I love Hellhounds so much.
>>14308567
No but there's nothing to stop you making a special snowflake oc and saying she's an exception. Well except maybe some people calling you a faggot but they'd find a reason to do that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308558
The thing that depresses me is I can't ever think of a story for them that isn't generic or cliche to the maximum.

I just want a story where she and the guy wrestle for dominance while fucking like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308579
>>14308581
Frosthound mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308571
>Dumping an Ushi-Oni

You must enjoy bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308494
I love me some cheek nuzzling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308567
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

So a lot of people think Hellhounds are nice, but what about baby Hellhounds? Why have we got no good Hellpup art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308587
Yeah, when the girl is tied up.

Only when the girl is tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308581
>Making an OC to be an exception
>Not because other varieties may very well exist
Nice subtle pot shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308593
Closest we've had is this I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308593
We've had a few things about heckhounds. Some art by Lawyer, that one thing with the hellhound twins too. Plus lots of in-thread talk and appreciation about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308593
There's this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308595
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308604
No fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308601
>Some art by Lawyer, that one thing with the hellhound twins too.
Got you covered. I'd say they look too old to be pups though.

Either way they're still adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308607
Yeah, they look around 13 years old, or something.
I want to cuddle-wrestle with them and never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308254
>Is beast still around?
He is, he just doesn't tell us what he's doing.
I was going to ask him how his writing is coming along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308603
didn't someone color this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308617
I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308412
A good Kiki is the best defence mechanism to prevent a rich little shit from growing up into a faceless fat man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308590
>>14308579
>>14308581
>Felhound
>green fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308611
Good to hear, writing aside he's a pretty decent guy with not starting drama, actively trying to improve and all. Guy might not be top tier just yet but he's a role model in every other area.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never fuck a monster girl who gets off on you scolding her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308528

What do you call a spider girl in love?

A spidere

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would make the best worst maid.

That is, earnestly attempting to be a maid while simultaneously failing to do anything maid-like correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305957
Can I just have the familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308633
A really clumsy tentacle-plant girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308628
Still waiting for him to finish that echidna thing. We have so few echidna stuff I'll take what I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308633
Yeti would clean and sweep all day with a smile, but her fur would shed everywhere so it's mostly sweeping up her own fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308593
>baby Hellhounds?
you mean heckpups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308617
>>14308620

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308633
I just want to find that one slightly airheaded kiki who's been held back from maid school so long that she's in her mid-30's and still hasn't graduated
>I want to be her 'tutor'
>and then finally her real master when she finally graduates

[Anonymous No.]

SEXY MIKU ON YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XDYYBy-d3M

I love this so addicting, my dick is diamonds..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308634
If the familiar likes you then it's inevitable for the lilim to fall in love with you too.

It's a one package kind of thing you see?

At best you can have a dual relationship with them, that is, the familiar represents one side of her love while the main lilim represents the other kind of love she feels toward you. In that case maybe you can fuck the familiar silly day in and out while the lilim pretends she doesn't care or puts up an iron curtain of coldness, then at night she tenderly forces you to cuddle until late in the morning.

No two ways around it though, you get one you get the other, no two ways around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308650
She sounds pantsu on head retarded if it takes that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308633
A slime would have trouble doing many tasks such as cooking.
Otherwise I would say a fairy, due to their size.

That or a REALLY unlucky Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308627
>There's a special snowflake blue thunderhoud
>She just hangs around with her zap weasel friend sticking forks in plug sockets all day because they can't find a guy who will put up with their shit
>Their last man left when they took a bath with his PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308656
retardation is cute though.

incompetence tempered by an earnest desire to do good is moe.

Why do you think we have tropes like the ditzy housewife who burns the cake she made for her hubby, or the little girl who paints the walls all wrong thinking she was helping? People love an honest idiot, it's all human nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308657
How does your waifu react when you tell her "I'm disappointed?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308652
Is this spam? Because it looks like a spambot sort of comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308670
like pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308647
Adorable little Hellspawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308653
>It's a one package kind of thing you see?
Oh god, it's like that shitty Mexican novel about the rich guy marrying the girl's sister so he could live with the girl he loved.
And then the girl has magic powers, which kill her sister, then she fucks the guy to death and sets herself on fire.
Also something about some guy reading poetry to prostitutes as he banged them so he could get information on the guy who killed his father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308647
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308664
I agree with everything except the first line. Outright retardation isn't that great. It really isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308581
>>14308579
>Writing Frosthound ever
>When the only place you'd find her is Cocytus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308647
>their onesies have to be made out of fire-proof kevlar like fire fighter jackets because they don't know how to control their heat yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308674
>That image
No no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308664
Pantsu on head get bonk'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308674
You stop that. I hate these images, no one deserves that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308685
That's actually a pretty brilliant idea. Imagine different kinds of hellhounds guarding the different underworld rivers.
A regular hellhound guards Phlegethon, a frosthound guards Cocytus, and a hellhound of magical fire guards Lethe.
That'd just leave Acheron, the river of woe. What sort of hellhound variant would guard that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308705
Lonely CC Cerberus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308674
>her teardrops staining the suicide note

Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308705
Cerberus guards the Acheron, dummy. It's the gate to the underworld. And she has to put up with Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308699
>>14308691
>>14308710
A girl's cuteness is exponentionally proportional to how sad and depressed she looks.

deb8 me fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308656
anon she's just an airhead! she's not actually retarded, she just makes mistakes,
>like when she tried to clean the dishes using BBQ sauce instead of soap
>or when she tried to wax the floor with toothpaste and a toothbrush because she saw it on 'Forrest Gump'
>or when she thought food dye was chlorine and turned the pool green

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308712
There are all kinds of cuteness anon, you can't just base it all around a single trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308674
I would honestly do this if I was forcibly married to a monster girl.

If she wants to make my life a living hell I'll make her's one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308674
>you act nice she gets angry
>you get tired of her shit she kills herself
Fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308712
No, you're a fucking fagggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308712
That's just the protective instinct kicking in. Girls are at their cutest when they're happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308717
She may not be retarded but she's still pantsu on head retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308724
And faggot with three g's because I say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308730
You know you mean it when you put more g's in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308705
>>14308705
>That's actually a brilliant idea

No, don't encourage me. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308712
No. Cute girls are for loving and protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308722
>Implying her heart wasn't fluttering when you asked her to go out
>Implying she didn't go home and cry about it later wondering why she acted that way
>Implying she didn't stand by the phone for the next three days fingers shaking as she tried to work up the courage to call you or desperately hope that you'd call her
>Implying that it wasn't the happiest moment of her life which she remembered for years after

Anyway here's the happy version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308721
I'm surprised none of the characters in any of the settings or stories thinks of this.
>Kidnapped by monstergirl
>can't get away from her, she's too fast and strong to escape
>so make her miserable as a bitter and defiant "fuck you" instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14306794
>>14307177


more cute ideas pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308738
God, I wish somebody would fix that abomination of a translation in the second panel.
The problem is, I can't even deduce what it was originally meant to say from the translation.

The 4th panel is pretty shitty in terms of translation, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308738
>Anyway here's the happy version.

nope, nice try, kike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
two kobolds/dog girls yelling/barking at each other from two sides of a fence sort of like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3SN3Bghkxw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Christmas cake sea-slime acting as a lilo for anon to lie back on as they drift in the sea together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Niiice.

How about a Raiju attempting to do some Emperor Palpatine lightning shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
>encounter.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Gazer using her eye beams to quad wield fake lightsaber tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308746
On Danbooru it has something about how she's been happier than normal lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Gazer wearing a labcoat, doing science, and each of her eyes are wearing a tiny singular goggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
A Gazer who has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And she's all out of gum.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come back to lots of Hellhound greentext

Fuck ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Tiny kikimora holding an oversized broom while a maid headdress falls over her eyes like star trek glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308761
>>14308775
>>14308780
THIS IS SUSPICIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Ghoul eating a popsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
For old time's sake, Weresheep knitting with her own wool

That guy never did get his request fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308785
>More overused everything proof shield girl

How wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
A Gazer dressed up as CIA from the movie CIA Rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308787
You're suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
A loli meep meep eating a gingerbread man cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308803
Clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Alp holding up a pair of lacy panties and looking intimidated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Kiki with pantsu on her head.
Executing the "silly me" expression.
https://i.imgur.com/qxu6xAf.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308785
Now I kind of want to see something about a guy building an effigy for a hellhound to woo her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Your favorite monstergirl being bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308816
I never got if she was smiling and embarassed from the "cute" comment, or putting on a fake smile and crying because of all the Mario Kart weight class comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308816
I want to bully Rosalina with my dick.

Come to think of it, she'd look pretty great as something like a Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308822
It's not her fault her ass is fat
People whose souls are weighed down by gravity just don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308822
You call hag fat and she's going to put up a front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308831
But she lives in space. Her soulful ass should jiggle free, unconstrained by gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308816
Ijimeka is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308833
Like I said: People whose souls are weighed down by gravity just don't understand
They see it as a weight constraint, and call it a hinder
But they just do not see the divine entity that is that fat ass
This is why Rosalie >>> Peach

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu to be a fat old hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308845
Great taste.

Old hags are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308845

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308840
Fat ass is true beauty

>spoiler
This is also objective truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308845
How fat and how old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308845
>You will never skirt the edge of death and tease an ageless horror about her age.

Remember, age is a sign of both power and how much it needs to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308518
Yes but only if there are variants with red and green combos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308840
Good man.
Space also has better lolis


>>14308743
Werekitten in a box that says "Only girls who need hugs get in this box"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308868
fat enough for her to turn red when you poke her stomach

old enough that the fact that she's still an unmarried virgin is the cause of her drinking problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308738
Is this a random character or is it based off of someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308882
This

Fat enough so I can grope her belly and tease her

Old enough so there's a substantial age difference between us

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Anubis Daughterus forming a human (Anubi?) ladder to reach the cookie jar on the top shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308886
original character.

She has like two comics equally steeped in despair and cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308882
I want to deflower a virginal old hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308856
>MFW every time I see that Ara Ara Kitsune all I want to do is
>Gently slam into her with all of my love until she's complaining about how I overworked her old hips
>Filling her with seed in a futile attempt to give her daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308889
I'd still call it a human ladder. Monstergirls are basically human, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308932
I just want to play with her delicious obaasan titties for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308882
A tanuki of that type would be grand

[Anonymous No.]

Pure elves

Do they exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308956
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308932
>Futile
>Implying old foxes ever lose their fertility

[Anonymous No.]

Slightly unrelated, but do any of you have that picture saved of the guy swimming in the middle of the open ocean, and you can faintly make out an eldritch beast below?
I've seen it posted here before, so I assume one of you has it.

[Anonymous No.]

free yeti to a good home

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308956
not after I'm done with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308974
Cutest girl in Muromi-San by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308978
>Not Levia-san
Kill

Yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308956
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Bird Pussy Kingdom is highly militarized like Horse Pussy Kingdom.

You needn't worry though since they've already conquered all the human lands they were after and have left the rest alone.

Now they are a peaceful Kingdom, much like Horse Pussy Kingdom and Spider Pussy Kingdom.

Tenguism increased exponentially after peacetime set it and is now the main religion of the kingdom. The Tengu population, however, remains to have a fairly low population growth.

So come on down to the Tengu dating service, where you to can meet the elusive Tengu! Learn from them, talk with them, make them feel less skittish to talk to men / boys!

Maybe even marry one, who knows, it's your choice! Just come on down!

Sponsored by the Birdperson Foundation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308956
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309002
You have me convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309002
You strike a hard bargain sir, I'll gladly come visit and meet the cute, brainy, nerdy Tengus. I'll also gladly meet any other harpy girls that are in the dating service. Do you have any single, cute , fluffy owl harpy's that are looking for someone to date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308963
Anon pls, no. I don't want to become a gentrophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309041
It's OK anon. Granny fox doesn't mind convincing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308751

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309002
>filename
I'll bite, I don't get the image. What's the reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309090
hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309099
Monster Girl Quest part 1. Queen Harpy boss fight. If you attack when her wings are open (royal invitation) you get insta-raped. Feel free to have a sensible chuckle now. Or don't. It's not that funny or clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309054
Pls. I don't want my gimmick to be two extremes between loli and ara ara. That's just... wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309111
I see. I have to admit I barely paid attention to half the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309090
Formal request for a kind of Home Improvement moment with the neighbor Wilson.

Maybe make the "Wilson" character a Horse Pussy with big tall ears while not seeing her full face / body like the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309117
It may seem wrong, but it'll feel oh so right when you begin to suckle her mature divine breasts. Go on, give in to your lustful feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743

A kejourou's husbando resting his head on her lap, while he is wrapped up in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308743
Nice ass

You should draw the fattest ass you possibly can on your Monster Girl of choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309144
We need more monster girls with fat asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309090
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309128
I don't write anymore but I hope to have wet dreams of her soon

[Anonymous No.]

>Considering making a dark MG story
>Partially because it sounds fun
>Partially to fuck with Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309198
Edgefag please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309198
What kind of dark are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309215

Someone forgot to play the electric bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309213
>Hur hur edge

You're not convincing me it won't be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309218
So it's about a Raiju going through withdrawals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309213
I did that once. I want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309226
Go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309229

Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309213
>>14309234
>edgy meme
Are you fucks still around?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, if you can post edgy stuff I'm going to post my yuri alice alp smut.

[Anonymous No.]

We are already dying? Just with 1000 replies? Hm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309243
Then I'll post futa on male smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309243
>Yuri
>Alice
>Alp
Colour me intrugued purely off of confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309247
Bob pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309243
Fuck you anon, that was my idea.
You aren't allowed to post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309198
What sort of dark story? Horrific monstergirls? Or horrific implications if you remove the hugbox from monstergirls?
Or something else entirely?

I'd be interested in maybe reading something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309243
Post it. This thread's on page 10 anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309246
Testing.

Been having posting issues for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309249
It's not the first time I hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309255
This is the future you chose.

http://i.imgur.com/PquiEiV.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Whoah my wigwam meter went off the charts within a 5 minute duration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309257
Oh, there you are, I knew I heard that somewhere. So, are you going to do it or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309268
Time to post edgy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309243
Fucking don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309271
Of course I am, I just have a lot planned before it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309272
Edgy, huh?

There's a sword in the picture. I hope that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309275
Post it on /u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309272
Fucking wigwams I tell ya...

Surrounded by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309275
I see. But it doesn't have yuri, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309279
I'm not going to post it anywhere but my pastebin, and maybe TFT. Probably won't even mention it here when I'm writing it.

>>14309284
The stuff I have planned before? No. The idea in question? Yes, assuming you count alps with monstergirls as yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309258
The hugbox is over, only tears now

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking the chains is easy.

It's what goes on up there that's the hard part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309302
I don't like Mindflayers

They're scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309272
Do her teeth count as edgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309290
>assuming you count alps with monstergirls as yuri.
Senpai pls. If "we" find out who you are it will not be pretty, you know? Regardless of that, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309310
They're nice loving girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309243
Wh-Whats the yuri alice alp smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309311
We still need a cute croc-girl from KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309316
That's what you say, but I don't trust you at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309323
Every time I think of a Crocodile girl it's some kind of stupid healthy/pudgy lizardman variant who has short bursts of power before she lazily just lays down.

But if she gets a hold of you, Goddess help you. Cuz she's gonna snugglefuck your brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309315
I'll do my best to be careful anon. I might actually be doing a trial run with not posting a story in the thread for my next one. The fetishes I have in mind are a bit too /d/ for here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309310
They only want to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about alice alp yuri, and now I'm thinking about a defective alice who's magical aura turns men into alps who want to fuck her.

The greatest love/horror/comedy story ever told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309328
Why not? It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309329
Does she roll around when you're in her death grip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309336
>Doomed to never ever get the dick

That's a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309330
What fetishes? While they may be too /d/ for here, I can almost guarantee that they're small time in my eyes.

After all, there's nothing you can talk about which can disgust a filthy monoeye lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309343
That's how she initiates the sex, Anon. Gets her grip, using her legs to pull your pants down while rolling and then just gulps you into her with her puffy vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309354
I'm deeply sorry anon, but I'm not at liberty to disclose those now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309330
Just try to keep a low profile, it's not the first time I hear this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309335
But I don't want to love them, they're too scary. Brain tentacles aren't fun for anyone.

>>14309340
I will never believe you, Mindflayers are not good to me. I just want a nice Minotaur housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309360
Dissapointing. I hope you'd at least be brave. I told you about my love for monoeyes, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309359
Yes all right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309370
No futa, don't worry about that.

>>14309374
I've learned my lesson not to say too much anon, I hope you understand. Monoeyes are olev though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309370

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309360
Talk about them, might as well. We don't know who you are, just tell us faggot. Odds are other /d/eviants have them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309387
This is how you fall. Just with an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309401
No anon, you'll probably know who I am the second I do.

>>14309408
Yes, I know. I'm going to leave now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309415
Fucking tell me. What is it, weight gain? Gender bender? Chubby? Loli? CC? Scent?

Fucking tell me right now you insufferable faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309370
>don't worry
>pseudopenis
Going through that thread right now, I wonder where all these futafags went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309415
Quicksilver? With the diapers and the whatnot?
Because diapers by themselves are tame. It's what happens to them afterwards which is undesirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309424
None of those. Loli and CC are thread appropriate as fuck though, scent and even chubby too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309415
I'll assume it's pertinent to diapers. And in that regard, I already know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309428
During his initial fuck up I thought he said that nothing would happen to them afterwards if I'm remembering correctly. If it is him I think he'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309428
>>14309435
>>14309443
It's not him.
>>14309415
I already know who you are. This talk about alp alice, you need to stop, it's like the third time. I won't say anything though, you are kinda necessary here. Now go.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309451
Who is it then? Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309451
Oh. Swiss Momo? His love of alping is known, after all.
I didn't read his alpification story, so I don't know if there's an alice already in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309463
If you think this is scary, you haven't seen anything yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309463
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309463
My curiosity is a terrifying thing to behold. At this point, I don't even care who it is. I just want to know those fetishes. When you start to say something and backpeddle, I feel you have an obligation to finish what your started speaking about.
My fetishes are probably more deviant than theirs, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take care of a corgi kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309467
No, the guy said he didn't have a gender bending fetish. And to like alps you pretty much have to have that fetish, which Swiss Momo does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309463
You should've seen the thread reaction to the Cu Sith, and the subsequent shitstorms.
Forget stepping on a landmine; it was more comparable to triggering the entire minefield.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could get your waifu a car or motorbike, what would you get for her?

I'd like to get her a 4th gen Viper SRT-10 Coupe, blue with black racing stripes. But if that's too much speed for her, I'd just get her a classic black 5th gen Mustang convertible that she and her friends can cruise in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309496
I think a lot of people who like alps don't have genderbending fetishes, I sure as hell don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>You visit Japan because you're a huge weeb
>Get husbando'd by a Kitsune
>She only speaks Akita dialect Japanese, no English at all
Can you make it work?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would be the best to bring on a hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309467
Nah, I actually just checked, it's not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
>no English at all
Alright, but that doesn't mean she doesn't speak my language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
I hardly talk anyway, we'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
If I have a translation book maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309508
Loli werecats, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309508
Mimic, to get past the item limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
>Get husbando'd
I don't understand this concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309508
Amazon. They're hunters already and only KC knows what they hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
Does she at least speak spanish?
Because I can't even begin o understand the runes and barking that is Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
>Akita-ben (秋田弁), is the notoriously near-unintelligible dialect of Akita Prefecture. The older the speaker is, the more likely they are to speak to you in a language that hardly resembles standard Japanese

Oh. Well, maybe we can watch Lost in Translation together.
Man, that movie is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309522
Are there normal farm animals in KC land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309521
It means proactive dating.

>>14309522
>GS users
I said a hunt, not a comedy of errors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309502
Why would you like alps and not have a gender bending fetish? I mean that's their whole gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309521
You got raped and now you have to stay with her forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309538
>you have to stay with her forever
That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309523
Eh, theoretically it should be easier for us spanish speakers to understand japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309537
They probably like shy succubi, but thread canon is a harsh mistress so they make due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14308753
Y-you too, and sorry for the wait.

I wish i could've gotten to everyone's, but I've got to take care of some stuff.
and i'm a very slow sketcher anyways
Y'all have a nice night tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309537
I don't know, I just never considered genderbending as one of my fetishes. Not that I have anything against it, I just like what I like, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309534
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
Here's hoping she at least understands body language.

Alternatively, she realizes this would never work and tosses me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309506
Fuck yeah, it'll be fun as fuck too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309467
>>14309496
That's because Swissguy is an alp. Have you not seen the pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJn7LHE83cc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309546
It kind of looks like she has a moustache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309542
Speak for yourself, the shit doesn't make any goddamn sense.
I keep seeing things like 2 caged gogo dancers in a boat when looking at their characters.
Then there's several character alphabets and like three ways to write things in normal letters which apparently can't ever end in er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309541
Too bad, unless you have powers greater than a god you'll have to live with it.

Even then she'll just rewrite your brain to love her with demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

You can never have enough fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309566
They don't get get god powers until nine tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309570
Needs more tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309557
Nah, not that, I was talking about the phonetical part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309501
RX7 FC3S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu9JdmpSMLI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309566
It's a good thing indeed that I possess the power of fuck your stupid mamonobama bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309577
Saying things right and knowing what the hell you're actually saying are two completely different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309574
Time to give that fox more tails, then.
I figure the language barrier won't be much of a hinderance for an omnipotent being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309566
The only thing a man HAS to do is die. Everything else is optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309576
I thought the couldn't go past 9?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309604
Not with that attitude. If I get a kitsune wife, I'm gonna give her at least 12 tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309537
Not him but I'm guessing at some point his waifu was Ranma. Or Tailred. Or Yuusaki Riko. Or Suzushiro Mizuki. Or... well, there's a big pool of alps to choose from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309555
aw geez that's embarassing. good lookin out tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309523
No, only >>14309532 style Japanese, nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309612
How the fuck can anyone waifu Ranma and not have a gender bending fetish? Holy shit you want to fuck a person that constantly gender bends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309612
Which Alp would be worse, Natsuru from kampfer or Ranma?
One would be denser than a collapsed star and the other, well the other is Ranma stuck in girl form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309546
Thanks Snibako. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309570
>Those nails
Nope.
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309621
I want to pick Natsuru, but Kampfer was an offensively terrible anime adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309621
>tfw at the end of Kampfer Natsuru marries his genderbent self

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309629
Beats marrying the crazy lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309612
Alps a shit. But at least we don't have an equivalent to that mailover tripfag, who's shit taste has blinded him to love a fodder-tier Blazblue character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309629
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309621
Ranma's dangerous on her own, Natsuru is rapebait and needs her harem with her at all times for her own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309629
Yeah I mean...trust no one but yourself, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309628
I've heard the same go for R+V, but the manga became unbearably shit at capu2 that the terrible pantyshot-ridden fanservice fest was good in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309633
Who, Litchi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309629
Isn't that due to the fact that Natsuru and his female form were telling a fucked-up story to their kids all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309638
I'm referring to this broad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309638
I'm guessing !MaiOlev09c ? I had to look that one up because I almost never go to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309643
Yes, she is very broad in certain places.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309612
Anyone who wouldn't fuck Ranma-chan, is pretty gay.

I mean sure, you'd want to remove that "Flip flops genders based on water temperature" thing first...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309656
What happens if you're inside Ranma and someone splashes water on her while you're still inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309660
Moves to the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309660
Best case scenario? Your dick magically pops out and you're just in the incredibly gay situation of rubbing your junk against another guy's.

Worst case scenario? Well...I'm sure you asked this question for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309655
Guilty as charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just found out about the theory that Jar Jar was actually a Sith Lord and some sort of Anti-Yoda

Which Monstergirl would blow my mind with their own speculation on TV shows and movies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309329
As someone who lives in Florida and swam with/ observed alligators and crocodiles, I can say that their pretty smart. Other than that, I agree 100% with you. I want to date a cute, shy crocodile girl and tell she's a beaut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309655
Saving myself for Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309668
A Sith Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309671
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309668
>Sheev was a good guy and just wanted to bring peace to the galaxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309676
I AM THE SENATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309672
We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309675
Yes.
Unless she's already married, but KC is never going to say yes or no on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Monster Girl to try and rape me, until I tell her that I have the high ground!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309655
Which one of us doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309672
>>14309676
>>14309678
I want Sheevposters to leave.
You already shit up existing Star Wars threads on other boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309686
>Current Year
>Not liking Sheev
Did you know that he knew the secret on how to save pregnant women during child birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309682
Is this going to end up like the alternate ending to the ps2 game or the ending from the movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309692
Has everyone just been rewatching Plinkett reviews recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309686
Grievous a best. I remember reading a novelization of the third movie and remembering how it was so much better because of all the Grievous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309697
I am now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309686
>Not liking sheev
He LITERALLY did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would have unlimited power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309706
He was willing to let innocent infants burn alive in lava, and had his fuccboi Anakin slaughter children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309715
A humanized version of machinedramon from digimon?
It is the infinity dragon after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309715
Spirals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309723
But humans are the strongest Spiral race. Does that mean that human women have unlimited power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309729
Paladin-chan is stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309667

And then anon was lead to a room by the Lilim for a private session of handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE AUTUMN remove autumn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell it was autumn with the 70°F weather going on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735
Winter may be the best season, but I don't think the others should be removed. They all have things going for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735
Hey, I like Winter as much as the next guy, but Autumn's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735
Autumn>Spring>>>>Winter>>>>>>>>>>>>>Summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735

you have less than a month till winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309755
Winter > Autumn > Spring >>>>>>>>>> Summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735
Winter sucks because I only get 4 hours of daylight a day and it's overcast for three months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309769
>He wants it to be sunny during the Winter
Are you fucking insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309686
I want to pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309762
We could still probably be friends. You'll just have to promise to shovel my driveway for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309772
Could be. What's wrong with winter sunlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309777
Have you never had a sunny day during the Winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309762
Muh comrade
I hate summer, heat melts my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309777
I tell you what's wrong, what happens when light comes in contact with the color white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309775
Being Canadian has its advantages

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309762
I agree, except it's more like
Winter>Autumn>>>>>>>>Spring>>>>>>>>>>>>Summer

Fuck allergy season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309788
It becomes beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309732
Bah, going off of those rumors about Lilims with way too much time on their hands, "hand holding" is probably a euphemism for "drag into the back room, fuck me senseless, and not even leave me her phone number".

I mean really, what else do they do when they're not busy ruling their demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309788
Not just any colour white
Fucking ice crystals

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309735
I wish it was summer again, I can't stand the fucking cold. Fuck Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309794
Sewing dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309799
>He can't handle the cold
Whitu piggu go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309791
>>14309762
Winter > Spring = Summer = Autumn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309804
You say that like Japanese are good with the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309808
I can agree with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309808
Yeah I can live with this. Thank god it's almost that time of year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309811
It's a joke, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309795
Point still stands, sun+snow= blinding light.

[Anonymous No.]

Soon it will be best costume season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14309675
I want to tenderly and lovingly steal Deruella's virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCdlX-5UjE

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>>14309819
Sun+snow=perfect brown skin

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>>14309808
Winter > Autumn > Spring = Summer

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>>14309604
well, there are certain...peripherals that one can use to up the amount.

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>>14309833
that's how Snow Jub and Yeti look so fine

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>>14309794
>not even leave me her phone number
Rude. She should at least take mine for infrequent booty calls. I mean, if you're going to use me and make me feel like a slut at least make me feel like YOUR slut.

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>>14309833
These are facts which are true.
True facts.

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>>14309836

Winter > Autumn = Spring > Summer

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>>14309845
Fatty Anubis! She needs to lay off the cinnamon rolls!

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>>14309850
Anon, she's got her hands in her pockets.

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>>14309850
Wow, way to piss off a pregnant desert dog. It's not her fault she has those cravings.

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>>14309845
So are those headphones or actual ear muffs? She might just want to go buy a nice hat.

>>14309852
BIG. MEATY. HANDS.

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>>14309850
She's a perfect qt3.14 anubis in good physical condition, and warm paws.

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>>14309845
This image is pretty close to as cozy as it can get for me...

Only thing that could make it better would be a follow-up of her arriving home so we could cuddle up under a blanket by the fire. Things to contact .less about when I have money again...

>>14309857
They look like ear-muffs to me.

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>>14309857
Ear muffs. Maybe she doesn't want to mess up her hair, or something? After all, hime cut + long sidelocks is HOAT.
Of course, messy ponytail is a close second.

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>>14309852
Nice try! I promised everytime I saw her I'd bully her weight, and I still will! What's she gonna do about it?

>>14309855
Then maybe she should go back home and finish another tub of ice cream instead of being a nerd!

>>14309859
If by good physical condition you mean with a tubby pot belly, then sure!

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>>14309862
>They look like ear-muffs to me.
They look like they're SUPPOSED to be, but they're not actually covering much. Cold ears must be a big problem for knife-ears and fluffy-eared girls.

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>>14309869
Gonna get the mummy curse anon. Or is that what you want?

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>>14309833
While I agree with that it is good for the skin, it is bad for the eyes.

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>>14309871
Good god, winters must be a disaster for Elves and knife-eared relatives

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>>14309872
She'll run out of breath before she could even mumble the first words!

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>>14309871
Animals lose an incredible amount of heat from the insides of their ears. It's the reason fennec foxes have such large ears. Without the ability to sweat, they need a way to regulate their temperature against the environment they live in. It also has the advantage of making them look adorable.

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>>14309877
Worst part? When they cover their ears to keep them warm elves would even get mistaken for human women. Not even knife-ears deserve that.

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>>14309871
But the thing is, the exterior of her ears are covered in nice, warm fur, right?

It'd be the bare, exposed interiors which would suffer most due to the cold; which is what those ear-muffs cover and protect.

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>>14309883
>Elves have to buy big fuzzy ear muffs or those fuzzy hats to cover their ears for the winter
>In exchange for the one thing that makes them distinct other from their age
No wonder you don't see winter Woad or Druid Elves, or Elves in general in the winter, you can't tell them apart from the humans

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>>14309884
Her ear fur isn't that thick though. It might be enough to keep off frostbite a bit longer than on bare skin, but if it's snowing (which also means her fur would get wet) she's still going to be uncomfortably cold. That's pure artistic style right there. 3/10 design, see me after class. At least she's not that space suit anubis with the tail hanging out though.

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>>14309895
>At least she's not that space suit anubis with the tail hanging out though.
And the over-amount of hair

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>>14309789
No, no it really doesn't.

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>>14309895
It has a pouch in the back, she's just let it out while inside the ship.

>>14309898
Y'know I think in an age of advanced space-travel and skin-tight space suits, a high-tech version of a hair-net would be a minor matter.

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>>14309898
She's just copying Ken Marinaris.

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>>14309898
I'm more willing to forgive that as it's only an issue in emergency situations. The tail though? C'mon.

>>14309888
Shit, is that what's up with all the elves in Finland? It's so cold they blend right in all of the time!

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>>14309901
Yes, yes it does

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>>14309862
>spoiler
Just mind what you ask for, no more shitstorms pls.

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You're a human boy lost in a magical forest when-

Oh no! You stumble into a forest village of perverted boy crazy elves who will stop at nothing to desecrate your childhood innocence with their disgusting perversions!

How do you escape from these dastardly villains and rapists?

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Goodnight, /mgt/.

I hope you dream of cute monstergirls doing cute things in space.

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>>14309912
Completely different things there. Completely different things.

Had something more in-line with what you might be imagining planned; but that was a full-out trio pic. Also from Butter-T. But he never got back to me. Probably a good thing with how broke I wound up.

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How many MGs do we need to keep warming under three degrees by 2100?

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>>14309913
Cry for my mommy.

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>>14309735
Hey, autumn is objectively the best season.

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>>14309913
I'm having trouble understanding why one would wish to escape. I mean, are they ugly or something--not like that'd ever happen--only cook vegan shit? Give me something to work with.

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>>14309913
Wait, I was supposed to escape?
Oh, I didn't get the memo

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>>14309913
Why escape?

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>>14309913
Let them do as they please.

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>>14309913
I dunno, get lucky and find a magical item to fight with?

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>>14309916
>a full-out trio pic
Oh fuck, that actually would have been nice.