/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287636
Well, I guess I'd take responsibility, if it's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287653
That's a big if anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Take responsibility because she is a a good girl and not a slut. I will then live peacefully with my waifu and her moms in the Moriya Shrine. Also her moms want my dick too and Sanae is fine with it and I impregnate them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287658
Is it really?

I mean, I know how fandom Sanae acts, and I know how canon Sanae acts... if it's more like canon, it'd be most likely mine. She wouldn't be showing me that if it weren't. Sanae isn't really deceptive in canon.

And I probably wouldn't have slept with fandom Sanae.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to bring condoms into Gensokyo. Slut or not, I'm not risking it with Sanny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287658
Canon Sanae is a sweet heart. Would make living gods with.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept the responsibility and raise Sanae's child with her in the shrine. I can imagine hugging her and my child on the edge of a river at dawn, kissing them both on the forehead in a passionate moment of emotion as the sun goes down in the distance.




>tfw it will never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287707
You're implying that canon Sanae isn't a virgin and she wasn't impregnated by a deity and somehow canon Sanae would have sex with you. There's a reason Suwako has descendants you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287751
>Comment from ZUN.
Woah, what the hell is this and where can I read it?

[Anonymous No.]

Accept responsibility and help my beautiful wife bring a miracle into the world!

[Anonymous No.]

Raise the child, what else? Even if it wasn't mine, you don't get any better of a mother, wife nor any better genes for the child than Sanae's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287636
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[Anonymous No.]

But I'm still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287889
That's what the Virgin Mary said in your shoes, her soul be blessed. She was too a virgin, but still held the child of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287802
Actually, I only said that she wouldn't be showing me that if it was not mine.
E.G. the photo assumes she had sex with me. I am basing my response on that premise; I am not OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe we broke up and she's bragging to me that she got pregnant with her new lover.
In that case, despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287926
She could just be confiding in you after friendzoning you because she has to maintain her purity as a miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287940
I suppose, though if she's close enough with me to confide in me I would have that information. I wouldn't be operating under a different assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck my shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287972
Which is more likely, canon Sanae friendzoning you because she's a Miko, or canon Sanae having sex with you even though she's a miko and you're you?

It's clear you harbor delusional fantasies. If we went strictly by canon it would be obvious which would be more likely.

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>>14288007
>It's clear you harbor delusional fantasies.
Wouldn't be /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287636
Bite my tongue off and bleed to death.

[Anonymous No.]

If Sanae is Suwako's child.
Does that mean her last name is also Moriya?
Sanae Kochiya Moriya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287751
Translate it, weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287751
where the fugg did u ge tthis m8

[Anonymous No.]

But I wanted to give Suwako kids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14288302
Sanae the mexican touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14288423
Why Mexico always get the worst shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14288007
Yes, because /jp/ is all about REALISM.

[Anonymous No.]

Sudoku.

Don't want some whore taking my money with my bastard child.

[Anonymous No.]

Throw her down the stairs or beat her up and hit her tummy a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14287751
>>14287808
>>14288310
>>14288322

LoLK interview. Currently untranslated transcript. (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Legacy_of_Lunatic_Kingdom_interview_with_ZUN))