Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Cleansing Edition

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First for fat a shit.

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>>14271596
wait until the first thread id dead first OP you fucking faggot

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>>14271596
YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUMPED THE GUN.

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>>14271596
OP, you make a new thread ONLY when the old one dies.

For fuck's sake...

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This is why we can have nice things

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>>14271596
>fucking up the OP by making it early

Alp haters confirmed for being worse than alpfags.

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>>14271896
>Mucus Toad Boss
>"Time to make you croak!"

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>>14271932
>Alp Boss
>"Don't get your panties in a twist!"

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>>14271932
>>14271941
Don't be wasting images on this stupid shit.

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>>14271941
>Jinko Boss
>"It's time for you to earn your stripes!"

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>>14271946
>Final Lilim Boss
>"It's the end of the line!"

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>>14271951
>Chesire Boss
>"Turn that frown upside down!"

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>>14271945
There's a far more logical method of dealing with frogposters, anon.

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>>14271951
What MG would be a waifu of based Donald "The Great Wall" Trump?

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>>14271968
Tanuki

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>>14271968
He'd have a nice Human Housewife while he was busy making the chupacabras have to go back and blowing the fuck out of jeb and randlet

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>>14271968
The monster girl equivalent of Mike Vining

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>>14271963
>Vampire Boss
>"Are you little bloodsuckers done draining me dry?!"

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>>14271968
http://prntly.com/blog/2015/10/25/trump-successfully-pressures-ford-to-move-mexican-plant-to-ohio/
>Not even president yet and he's already getting shit done
Mucus Toad, because no other girl is smug enough for him.

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>>14271932
>>14271941
>>14271946
>>14271951
>>14271963
>>14271996
You're doing this for the sake of shitposting, aren't you.

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I want the OP to get gassed along with the alps, and this thread.

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>>14272010
I agree.

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>>14271996
>Mad Hatter Boss
>"Put your thinking caps on!"

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>>14272004
This is a terrible thread with a terrible OP image done in a terrible execution. It's getting shitposted because this thread deserves it.

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>>14272042
Eh, alright then.

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Mods please nuke this thread so we can make a better one.

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>>14272079
This thread is honestly the best monstergirl thread and I hate /r9k/ posters.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Ougi a doppelganger or an alp?

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>"So, you like tipping cows, do you?"

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>>14272269
thank you spooki ougi

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>>14272288
>"What happens if I say yes?"

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>>14272302
You say 'yes' then slip a 10 dollar note between her breasts.

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>>14272307
Why would I give her money?

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>>14272307
I would slip a 10 for each breast

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>>14272312
Because you're tipping her.

geddit?

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>>14272322
You're not funny.

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Holy shit OP how did you manage to be gayer than alps

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>>14271596

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I want to run a farm exclusively for Minotaurs, with no Holstaurs.

Minotaur milk sells well, right?

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>>14271596
Janitor pls delete this thread, it was made by a troll.

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>>14272342
Yes, and I want to help you run that farm.

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>>14272342
You could probably make a fortune selling to /fit/.

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>>14272358
You do? That's fantastic!

I'll need you to wear a red morph-suit and run through the paddocks. Then while they're chasing you, and getting a good bit of exercise, I can bring in their food and set it down safely.

You'll be doing me a huge favor!

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>>14272372
I'll do it, how much will I be paid?

Fucking the Minotaurs is allowed too right?

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>>14272349
Why are you guys so butthurt that non /a/ posters are posting in your thread which isn't even on /a/ like it should be? You posts in other threads, let others post here too. Integrate.

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>>14272381
No, only being dominated by minotaurs is allowed.

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I want to send a bunch of Alps to the OP's house, so they can drink all of his milk and coffee, sit on his pets until they die, and make him suffer night terrors while bleeding from his nipples.

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>>14272381
Well I'm going to be blunt, the pay won't be great, not a lot of prerequisites needed for Minotaur bait. However, if you stick around long enough without getting caught, there's always the possibility of a raise if you're a good runner.

Same story with breeding duty, I could get anyone, but if you're able to take the pelvis punishment you might have more of a future than others who might just go back home bruised and exhausted.

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>>14272392
I'll take it, and I will work day and night so that one day I'll be the one to make them bruised and exhausted!

But does it have to be a morph-suit?

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>>14272404
The more red on you the better, also some of the Minotaurs find the morph suit kind of kinky and that gets them extra excited.

Just watch your footing and if you do fall, try not to resist and just let it happen, they're bigger than you, they're pretty damn strong and the red will sexually enrage them.

If farming Minotaurs was easy everyone would do it.

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>>14272411
While that uniform may be a downside, the rest of the job sounds pretty good.

I'm still going to work until I can overpower those Minotaurs.

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>>14272441
If you can overpower them that would make milking them a whole lot easier.

You do that, and you'll be seeing lots of money.

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Done.

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>>14272269
thank you spooky ougi

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>>14272451
Wonderful, but when that starts happening the suit is coming off.

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>>14272425
>the ceremony goes off without a problem
>then the reception
>you surprise the older demon by only buying drinks at the open bar
>never once drinking out of your glass at the table
>finally the night's coming to an end
>the principal comes up with two glasses, a bottle of champagne, and a pretty tipsy smile
>"H-Hey Anon, care to have a final toast for the road?"
>against your better judgement (clouded by that drinks) you say yes
>you both clink your glasses and drink up
>you totally forgot she was going to drug you
>but you feel fine
>you look at the demon principal
>her entire face is red
>her legs are about to give out
>she drunkenly gave herself a micky

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>>14272466
Ideally, you would be fucking them with the suit on, maybe a hole to allow the deed to be done.

But they might just tear it off, they do what they want.

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>>14272040
>Ghost boss
>"You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell!"

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>>14272467
time for some princess carrying

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>>14272453
W-What's done?

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>>14272467
I'd carry her home and let her sleep it off.

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>>14272479
The good thread. Now we have to post in the kuso thread.

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>>14272480
>in your bed?

>>14272478
anon! quit being lewd! we all know what "that" leads too!

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Is this a good time to start the Waifu War, or should I wait until tomorrow night?

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>>14272497
This is a great time. Do it now.

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>>14272491
Of course.
I'll be right downstairs on the couch.

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>>14272497
Do it now.

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>>14272500
>>14272504
I just get the feeling it'll be shitposted into oblivion if I start it now.

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>>14272505
You say that like that's a bad thing to happen to this thread.

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>>14272505
We are pretty ded, what else can we do.

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>>14272467
heheheh

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>>14272507
>>14272509
Fuck it, here we go.
First batch of bios now, and then the second batch and the beginning.


Ladies and Gentlemen, the hour is upon us. The time for bloodshed draws near.
24 enter, but only one will survive, one who will inherit the title of "Best Waifu" and a human volunteer to be her husband, for now at least. Please welcome your competetors!
Team 1:
Name: Tanya
Species: Amazoness
Age: 31
She's well beyond marriageable age, and now she seeks a challenge and a husband so that she might lose her pariah status back home.

Name: Summer
Species: Lizardman
Age: 22
A romantic at heart, Summer joined the Waifu War in the hopes of winning the heart of a man after she's tried and failed to find one she likes for five years.

Team 2:
Name: Veronica
Species: Shoggoth
Age: 23
Reason for joining: Veronica would say that she was in it for a master, a husband, someone to love and cherish, but she'd be a dirty liar. Veronica joined the waifu war for one simple reason, the thrill of it all. To die in the Waifu War for Vernonica would be to die in bliss.

Name: Janette
Species: Golem
Age: 21
Janette's is a cruel lot. Created as a simple servant she's been consigned to the Waifu War due to her lackluster preformance. If she wins however, she will be free and have a husband of her own.

Team 3:
Name: Eve
Species: Raiju
Age: 24
Reason for joining: Eve is an anarchist, a firestarter, a rebel without a cause. Her former life as a petty bandit / freelance saboteur was brought to an end when she was captured and put on trial. To escape death row she chose to be sent to the Waifu War, and now fights for her freedom.

Name: Shannen
Species: Hellhound
Age: 34
Shannen desires nothing more than a good hunt, so for her the Waifu War is nothing more than the ultimate culmination of her desires, the ultimate hunt. The fact that she can get a husband out of all of this only sweetened the deal for Shannen.


Team 4:
Name: Maia
Species: Arch Imp
Age: 27
Plagued by a massive inferiority complex and sick of people constantly assuming she's younger than she is, Maia joined the Waifu War in the hopes that winning would garner her some of the respect she deserves.

Name: Camilla
Species: Succubus
Age: 33
Camilla joined the waifu war in the hopes of winning a nice man to make into her husband/sexbuddy. She's a succubus, what'd you expect? Though she secretly hopes for a loving relationship with cuddling and handholding.
Team 5:
Name: Natasza
Species: Mindflayer
Age: 28 (Undead)
One of the few returning contestants to a Waifu War, Natasza is a grim reminder of what happens to those who lose, ressurrected as an undead servant. She's a sadist who enjoys watching others suffer and was indirectly responsible for one of the bloodiest rampages in Waifu War history.

Name: Kaede
Species: Tanuki
Age: 20
Perhaps the least lucky Tanuki ever, Kaede was caught red-handed laundering money for a Mist Continent gang. As punishment for her crimes she was sentenced to the Waifu Wars, though the severity of her punishment compared to the nature of her crimes suggests bribery or other such foul play were involved in her ending up in the war.

Team 6:
Name: Artemisia
Species: Human
Age: 22
This young paladin is the thirteenth in a long line of Paladins sent to attempt to win the Waifu War and bring glory to humanity. As you may remember, none of them have succeeded ever. Her brashness may prove an asset, but it might also get her killed like all who came before her.

Name: Christina & Maria
Species: Liliraune
Age: 25
Reason for joining: Christina signed up for the Waifu War in the hopes of breaking Maria out of her shy and introverted shell by winning them a husband. Time will tell if her brash and boastful nature will prove the downfall of her and her sister.

(cont)

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>>14272512
Team 7:
Name: Esma
Species: Cockatrice
Age: 26
Esma is one of the most unlucky types of contestants, a monster captured by slavers and sold to the Waifu Wars for a quick buck, Esma has now been thrust into a horrible fight for her timid life that she never asked for.


Name: Polona
Species: Chimaera
Age: 30
Egotistical, Unstable, and quite proficient in fighting, Polona once was a moderately famous member of the Demon Lord's army. However, her minor fame got to her heads, and she soon assumed that she was strong enough to become the Demon Lord. That attitude landed her here in the Waifu Wars, exiled and dishonored.

Team 8:
Name: Keiko
Species: Ryu
Age: 21
After the decline of her shrine, poor Keiko was left homeless and aimless. With no servants or worshippers to aid her she was weakened and was no match for an Order patrol she encountered. Instead of executing her however, the young Order members she encountered sold her to the Waifu Wars, believing that it was a worse fate than anything The Order could do to her.

Name: Estelle
Species: Ghost
Age: 36
In life she was a noblewoman whose abrasive nature scared off any potential sutiors. Now she's joined the Waifu War in an attempt to gain a husband, something she never could get when she was alive.

Team 9:
Name: Annette
Species: Dark Elf
Age: 24
Given she's right on the brink of becoming a Christmas Cake, Annette joined the waifu war in a desperate attempt to find a husband before, in her eyes at least, she becomes "too old" to marry.


Name: Leila
Species: Mummy
Age: 32 (Undead)
Leila was hired by Annette to act as her partner in the Waifu War. Given that she's an undead girl, she's relatively unfazed by the horrific bloodsport and almost seems perpetually bored. She's a good actor though.

Team 10:
Name: Miyu
Species: Karakasa-Obake
Age: 19
A young and foolish girl who has no idea what she's getting into. Her innocence means that she doesn't quite comprehend that she needs to kill people to win the prize of a husband. But she really wants a husband.


Name: Roza
Species: Dark Slime
Age: 33
All this perverted villainous slime wants is a husband to rape and spoil. That's it, that's her whole motivation. Help us, she's evil. She's even manipulating poor innocent Miyu.

Team 11:
Name: Junko
Species: Blue Oni
Age: 23
After being pestered by her Red Oni sister about her married life, Junko joined the Waifu War, partly to get away from her annoying sister, partly because she wants to be considered "The Best".


Name: Anika
Species: Lesser Succubus
Age: 25
A true nymphomaniac, Ankia was once human but became addicted to Prisoner fruit and transformed into a Lesser Succubus. She wants to win the Waifu War to get a husband she can fuck every day. She also wants to feed her love of demon realm fruits.

Team 12:
Name: Cherette
Species: Dormouse
Age: 21
Cherette's familly was placed in great debt by the unsound economic policies of Wonderland, and she now fights to bring prestige to her family. She's rather cunning, but also a bit of a coward.

Name: Valarie
Species: Sea Bishop
Age: 20
Reason for joining: Valarie is obsessed with romance, and sees nothing more romantic than her fighting for the heart of a human boy kept locked away in a tower. She's a bit delusional and never really grew out of her Chuuni phase.

Gentlemen! Place your bets!
http://i.imgur.com/lfAX794.png

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>>14272512
>>14272514
Team three, let's go!

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>>14272514
Fuck it, I want Junko to win. Whoever wins, it won't be as much of a shocker as this, though.

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>>14272520
That game was rigged.

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>>14272512
>>14272514
If Camilla loses, we riot.

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>>14272520
>>14272526
A Dragon sacrificed herself for an Alp. WHAT DOES IT MENA?

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>>14272514
Veins of ice on that mummy.
http://i.imgur.com/sT3g1kV.png

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>>14272512
>>14272514
can we not do waifu wars? I really don't want to cry anmore today
>had to put down my dog today
>been drinking since 9AM
>passed out around noon
>woke aup at 10
>kept drinkin
sorry fpr the blog heres a cyclops

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>>14270530
>>14270688
Sorry for the delay, stuff came up and I'm a very slow sketcher.

kobolds count as dog girls right?

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>>14272512
>>14272514
>tfw no Team Rabbit.

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>>14272531
>Hellhound killed by a god damn Mummy at the start

GET FUCKED.

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>>14272530
I'm guessing the Church of Alpollo offers their reserves of beer and snacks and fashion advice in exchange for protection of their subjects.

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>>14272531
Oh come on Shannen.

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>>14272537
beautiful

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>>14272535
aw geez, sketchfag here. if i saw your post a second earlier i wouldn't have posted now. sorry for your loss anon.