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What's your favorite part about a 2hu's butt?

>> No.14264464

The scent when they're a little bit sweaty.
For example, I imagine Patchouli's butt as smelling like patchouli and peppermint.

>> No.14264466
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>>14264459
I only like fat patchy butt

>> No.14264489

The shit.

>> No.14264566
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I like them on my face.

>> No.14264572
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The subtle discoloration of the asshole.

I'd die fulfilled if I could taste a 2hu anus.

>> No.14265119 [DELETED] 

>>14264459
the shit that comes out

>> No.14265278
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The slapability

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>>14265278
This.

>> No.14266072
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>> No.14266086

The part where they make me lick and kiss it

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>>14264489
>>14265119
Being forced to eat Marisa's shit!

>> No.14266144
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>>14265278
I desperately want to hotdog Marisa.

>> No.14266145 [DELETED] 

>>14266128
O_O

>> No.14266197
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>> No.14266217

The fact that they aren't real.

>> No.14266219

The smell and softness. I'd want to use a 2hu butt as my pillow.

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>> No.14266245

>>14266240
Thats a sniffable butt.

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>> No.14266364

Nothing makes me more angry than seeing an uninnocent picture of patchouli

>> No.14266368
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Watch out, Patchouli is going to sit on your face!

>> No.14266386
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Butt worship is the best fetish. I want to sniff and lick all the yummy 2hu butts. I want to press my nose against a sweaty, slightly damp touhou anus so that the skin sticks to my nose as I indulge myself in the naughty scent.

>> No.14266422

Remove dog.

>> No.14266426

>>14266368
I accept my fate

>> No.14266427
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>>14264459
The butthole, because I can stick my penis in it.

>> No.14266432

>hole made to evacuate SHIT
vs
>hole made to please a penis

The butt-cheeks are ok, but damn.

>> No.14266438

>>14266432
You got the right idea
My dick should be snug against a 2hu womb!

>> No.14266516

>>14266351
I want to shove my face in it and inhale deeply.

>> No.14266520

>>14266432
evacuate is not synonymous with "orally deliver"

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>>14266219
I want to use it as a bed, fall asleep on it and die happily.

>> No.14266553

>>14266432
>hole made to evacuate SHIT
vs
>hole made to evacuate BLOODY REMNANTS OF UNBORN CHILDREN
vs
>hole made to take in delicious treats
Make the right choice.

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>>14264459
Plump, soft, round buttcheeks, made for worshipping, caressing, squeezing, licking and kissing all day long. And spanking, for deserving 2hus

>> No.14266620

>>14266432
The stuff that comes out of either hole is fucking disgusting.
Frankly the anus just looks better, so I'd rather stick my dick there.

>> No.14266643

>>14266620
even a prolapsed anus looks better than a vag

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>>14266219
yeah

>> No.14266672
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butts are great for putting things in

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>>14264459
The part where I kiss it
I want a 2hu to say "Kiss my ass!" to me

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I'd eat a tewhew's poop if she used my clothing as toilet paper and demeaned me as I choked the warm, bitter mass down.

>> No.14266698

>>14266197
Sauce?

>> No.14266711
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so the question is, do you want to spank your touhou or be spanked by your touhou?

>> No.14266720

>>14266711
I want to be spanked by Patchouli!

>> No.14266721
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>>14266432
>anus vs anus

What?

>> No.14266722

>>14265119
>El Gensow
Yeah, the meme is turning realer every minute.

>> No.14266748
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>>14266711
Spank!

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>> No.14266789

>>14266748
I got banned for that image a couple of times. Mods hate Marisa butt.

>> No.14266870
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>>14266711
>implying I can't wish both
Depends. I'd paint so many stripes on Clownpiece's ass, that would give a whole new meaning to star spangled pierrot.
On the other hand I'd love to lay over the lap of Ran, Yuyuko or Byakuren and leave my ass in their hands to do as they please.

>> No.14266889

>>14266789
I guess you could say that they got.....butthurt.

>> No.14266895
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>>14266870
best of both worlds?

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>>14266432
What hole? 2hus are all packing huge dicks with pendulous nads.
Marisa doesn't actually ride on anything- it's just her genitals that people see from a distance.

>> No.14267093

>>14267080
Why's she farting stars

>> No.14267103

>>14267093
Why wouldn't she?

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>>14266889

>> No.14267172

>>14266758
Please be gentle with little Flan-chan.

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>>14267080
broomshot!

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>> No.14267356
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Dr. Yagokoro Eirin, Ph.D. (Pretty huge Derriere)

>> No.14267458

I like that it's attached to my favorite little girlie!

>> No.14267465

I like the big, bubbly part that you can slap!

>> No.14267493

Falling asleep on China's big, soft, jiggly butt!

>> No.14267613
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I wish that one day, Yuyuko will let me touch her marshmallow ghost butt.

>> No.14267799

>>14267218
>>14267356
yummy

>> No.14267820

>>14266386
Me too, butt worshiping should be /jp/s offical fetish.

>> No.14267837

>>14264459
I'd love to make Patchy have to show me her butt, as part of a lost bet!

"H-Have you looked at my butt long enough? Are you done yet?! Th-This is embarrassing!"

>> No.14267858

>>14267837
I would want to do more than just look.

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>> No.14268082

>>14268075
I'd give Yuuka a wedgie.

>> No.14268089

>>14268082
Yuuka's gonna get a wedgie when she sits on your face

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>>14268089
I'd gladly accept that.

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>>14268097
but what if she farts in your face?

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>>14268101
Yes please. I'll inhale anything that comes out of a 2hus anus.

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>>14268104
You better get to whiffing then

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kuso thread.

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>>14268108
Will do.

>> No.14268172 [DELETED] 

Im gonna cum /jp/!

Touhou poop is making me cum!

>> No.14268228

>>14268172

Fool! Touhous don't poop! Touhous pure!

No Touhous poop except for smelly dumb Marisa scum!

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>>14268110
fix'd

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>>14268368
lets fix it even more!

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>>14268112
>this artist

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sugoi thread.

>> No.14268412

>>14268395
It's nice to see Ran happy once in a while.

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>>14268412

>> No.14268749

>>14268500
Now i'm happy if you know what i mean.

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>> No.14269408
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Gatekeeper Butt

>> No.14271711

Butts.

>> No.14275953 [DELETED] 

u

>> No.14278801
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Plump bump

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>> No.14278832

>>14264459
what exactly is the difference between a 2hu butt and any other butt?

>> No.14278836

>>14278832
The relation to Otaku Culture you 阿呆

>> No.14279595
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With the force of 1000 angry, horny gods!

>> No.14279658

>>14279595
DP inside Remi's tight anus!

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>>14279595

>> No.14281886
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This image made me realize that even though all butts are beautiful, the best butt is the one that belongs to the person you love.
Thank you Satobutt.

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>> No.14282253
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Bunnybutt

>> No.14282337

I want to slap a 2hu butt.

>> No.14282340

>>14269408
>>14267982
>>14266197
something about China's ass just make just go all "Shadow of the Colossus" all up in her ass

>> No.14282347

>>14282340
You want to climb it ?

>> No.14282398

this board is so fucking autistic

>> No.14282402

>>14282347
To climb mount china. Reach the giantess Meiling''s ass cheeks, and make A permanent residence in the crack .My days would then be full of Warm, snuggly and plump goodness!

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>>14282398
What do you expect from a bunch of sex-starved virgins?

>> No.14283343

I WANT ALL THESE BUTTS ON MY FACE!

>> No.14283415
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>>14283343
So do I, my good man.
I WANNA RIMJOB A 2HU RIGHT NOW

>> No.14283814

>>14282398
Just the way I like it!

>> No.14283938
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Perfect and elegant butt.

>> No.14285081

>>14264459
No buts!

>> No.14289302
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Mokobutt best butt

>> No.14292389

Huge

>> No.14295886 [DELETED] 

Big

>> No.14299565

>>14283938
I see no butts, only two washboards.

>> No.14301923

Would you pinch a Touhou's posterior?

>> No.14303642

>>14301923
I want to bury my face in a Touhou butt!

>> No.14303686

>>14303642
Me too, but it's best if it's clad in sweaty spats.

>> No.14303761

>>14303642
3rd.

>>14303686
Not a bad idea, as I can also pull those down later.
Uncovering a butt is (almost) even better than burying my face in it.

>> No.14303780

>>14303761
I understand why you like it, but it ruins the appeal of spats porn for me. If I wanted to see a butt I'd just go uncovered already. I really like this picture specifically because it goes through the spats, as well as the steam and the big blush.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2505020

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>>14303642
Dibs on Mokou!

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>>14303780
And I can see your point, but I can't miss the silky smooth skin underneath.

>> No.14304769

>>14266711
I'm not cute enough to be spanked by Mokou ;_;

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>>14303642
2hu butt buries you!

>> No.14309728

Big butts.

>> No.14312182

Is that anon with a spats fetish and a complying female friend still around? I need more buttsnuggling stories to fa- I mean, to enjoy.

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Don't you think Cirno's butt looks ice today?

>>14303780
I'm a big fan of spats as well, but don't really like it when they're melded to the skin like that. It's even conformed to the insides of her genitals and anus. That's a bit too much for me.

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>> No.14313770

>>14312182
I might be

>> No.14313784

I like the past that jiggles when you give it a light slap

>> No.14313891

Story time?

>> No.14313949

BUTTZ

>> No.14314046

>>14313891
In a day or two I'll post again.

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>>14289302
I want to fuck Moukou's ass while she sits just like that on that chair.

>> No.14315799

>>14313177
I want to sniff and rub that elegant meido butt.

>> No.14316106

>>14314083
I'd rather crawl under and lick her feet.

>> No.14316126

>>14316106
But they would taste like dirt

>> No.14316132

>>14316126
They don't look dirty to me.

>> No.14316137

>>14316132
Then they would taste like the floor mixed with sweat.

>> No.14316165

>>14316137
Muh dick.

>> No.14316209

>>14316165
No, feet don't taste like dick.

>> No.14316298

>>14316209
They will after I've had my way with them.

>> No.14316410

>>14316298
Lewd, remember to clean up though.

>> No.14318890

Butts are art.
No buts.

>> No.14323183

Time

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>> No.14332892

>>14264459
The bone and off-colored concave portion that only tiny butts have.

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>> No.14339074

>>14339070
That's a HUGE butt

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>>14269408
I want this butt to sit on my face.

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>>14344109
I want to rest my head on a ghost butt.

>> No.14348993

>>14345758
I want to taste a ghost butt

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Squishy

>> No.14349283

>>14345758
I want to cum inside a ghost butt

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>>14314046
Waiting warmly.

>> No.14350470
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14350470

>>14264459
the girl it's attached to

>> No.14356101

>>14350470
Where in gensokyo can you get a butt replantation?

>> No.14362832

>>14349283
It'll just fall through.

>> No.14364144

>>14362832
Will I still feel the butt though?

>> No.14365702

>>14349025
muscle

>> No.14366030
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14366030

>all that talk about spanking
>no mention of sekibanki
Let me fix that.

>> No.14366753
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How it belongs to my beautiful and perfect mistress.

>> No.14366787
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14366787

>>14266711
Picture is self-explanatory.

>> No.14368217

>people in this thread are into butts
>but not into spanking
This is literally impossible to understand for me.

>> No.14368650

>>14368217
That's unironically autistic, and the reason people are grossed out by fetishists.

>> No.14369064

>>14368217
Problem is that there's only a few good artist doing Touhou spanking art, which is so sad.

>> No.14369274

>>14368217
Because spanking to me looks comedic, not erotic. I seriously thought spaking threads were for comedy reasons before I noticed you guys actually fapped to that.

>> No.14369840

>>14369274
Blowjobs are the same to me. I always though they were for comedy, turns out there are people who really want to shove their dicks in someone's mouth.
Said mouth is full of sharp teeth. It's basically like shoving your dick in a bender and praying it doesn't starts by itself.

>> No.14371322

>>14369840
Depends on whos sucking it.

>> No.14371348

>>14371322
If the whore accidentally blows (as in, blowing air) you, things can get real nasty.
On top of being really painful.

>> No.14371374

>>14371348
I've had my dick sucked only once and it was quite pleasant, it only felt uncomfortable when she tried to take it in deeper and i felt the teeth grinding on my penis.

>> No.14371380
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>>14371374
Why would anyone want to get his dick sucked is beyond me.

>> No.14371428

>>14371380
I won't be doing it again. Real sexual things are way too scary and gross.

>> No.14371450

>>14371428
Yeah. Do you know that toilets are usually cleaner than someone's mouth? Especially girls, since they're kissing everyone. The lips come in contact with other people's skin, resulting in the girl's mouth being filled with bacteria, fungus, parasites and terrorists.

>> No.14371522
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>>14371450
Thats why 2hu butts and 2d in general is and always will be superior.

>> No.14371527
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>>14371522
That's only if they've been properly spanked before to remove dust.

>> No.14371550
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>>14371527
I always properly spank my 2hu butts. Letting them get dusty is lazy of you anon.

>> No.14371582
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>>14371550
That's because they have too much clothes. The dust get trapped in them. They should all take example on Nue.

>> No.14371599
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>>14371582
Nue is a good girl.

>> No.14371624
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14371624

>>14371599
A lewd girl.

>> No.14371634
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>>14371624
Lewd girls need a spanking.

>> No.14371642
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14371642

>>14371634
At least she doesn't get dusty.

>> No.14371647
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>>14371642
Daily reminder to take care of your 2hus butts. A spank a day keeps the dust away.

>> No.14371649
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>>14371647
Also applies to fairies, maids, vampires, and bunnies.

>> No.14371657
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>>14371649
Your 2hus happiness and cleaness is important so please take good care of all the 2hu butts. Thank you.

>> No.14371663
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>>14371657
The only exceptions should be 2hus that are hostile AND bigger than you.
If your 2hu doesn't want a spanking but can be easily overpowered, proceed as planned.

>> No.14371672
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>>14371663
Overpowering a 2hu and giving her a forced spanking sure sounds nice.

>> No.14371780
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14371780

>>14371672
Indeed. I may have developped a new fetish now.
I must leave. There are fanfics to be written now, and pictures to be mad.

For the people who are still alive.

>> No.14371837

>>14264459
The vast amount of shit that comes out in violent outbursts.

>> No.14371842

>>14371780
And because Akyuu's butt looks nice and it isn't slapped enough.

>> No.14371843

>>14266698
Utopia

He mostly does touhou vore

>> No.14371848
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14371848

>>14266197
>>14266536


I like Giant China, especially when this happens

>> No.14371988

The fact that it's attached to Remilia

>> No.14372022

>>14371672
>go meet Aya
>she's sitting at her desk, working on her newspaper
>"one moment, Anon, I'm done soon"
>you walk around
>just for the fun, you decide to do the white glove test on Aya's furniture
>there's a thick layer of dust on it
>your finger is coloured gray
>"When was last time you clean?"
>"I dunno. Is that important?"
>"Yes it is"
>walk to Aya
>grab her by the shoulders
>lift her easily
>"Anon, what are you..?"
>bird youkais are so light
>kick door open
>throw her outside
>sit on her back
>"I'm doing the dust"
>"what-"
>lift her skirt
>smack her ass until it's red enough
>do the white glove test on her spanked bottom
>no dust
>but a lot of sweat
>sniff
>doesn't smell like sweat
>Aya is breathing heavily
>what to do

>> No.14372182

>>14372022
Spank her again and sniff her butt.

>> No.14372189

>>14372022
Fucking degenerates...

>> No.14372250

>>14372022
>out of fear her anus opens up
>a fountain of liquid shit gushes out all over you
>you jump back and trip out her door
>land on neck, spinel cord snaps
>are covered in shut, it dripping in your eyes but you are paralyzed from the neck down so you can wipe the shit from your eyes
>just accept it
>die a week later from massive E.coli infection

>> No.14372277

>>14372250
/d/ is out of its cage again! Everyone, grab a tazer!

>> No.14372316
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>>14372277
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

>> No.14372330
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>>14372316
Are you resisting the arrest, sir?

>> No.14372368
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14372368

I don't get why Patchouli is almost always chubby in ecchi/hentai. I don't mind it being out there, it's just an insanely overdone depiction, that isn't even canon. And imo she's much cuter when she looks average or loli. Even in H context.

Plus character-wise it doesn't fit. I see her as a malnourished sickly girl, her being fat seems odd to me.

>> No.14372647
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14372647

>>14371780
I'm GLaD to hear that.

>> No.14372668

>>14372647
>not touhou
I almost got a boner.

>> No.14372746
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>>14372368
I kind of feel sad for people who has Patchy as a waifu and don't like the "Patchouli is fat" thing.

She's not my waifu, but definitely one of my favorite 2hu's and even I can find that annoying sometimes.

>> No.14372775

>>14372746
Does Patchouli have a spankable butt?

>> No.14373077
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14373077

>>14372668
Excuse me?

>> No.14373092

>>14372668
spotted the secondary

>> No.14373094

>>14372022
>>doesn't smell like sweat
Then what the fuck is it???

>> No.14373120

>>14372022
What does sweat smell like

>> No.14373199

>>14373120
Depends on diet.

>> No.14373229

>>14373077
0/10 would not spank, even in my wet dreams.

>> No.14373230
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>>14372746
I'd assume so, but from my experience, many people who have Patchy as their favorite 2hu are only that way because they're into the chubby version of her. I haven't come across many people who legitimately seem to love her and claim her as a waifu beyond "I love deh fat butt". Shame to treat an intellectual, beautiful magician girl like that. Suffice to say there's more to her than le chubby meme.

The main thing is that her default depiction should logically be an average build at most, since that's her canon depiction. Hell, orginally she is pretty much a loli even, because of ZUN art. Her SWR appearance is a nice alternative though. The issue is that many people actually perceive Patchouli as chubby, by default, even though that's purely a fanon thing. Imagine how the poor girl would feel, when everyone perceives her as a fatty only because it's what turns them on.

>>14373092
KANCOLLE PIGGU GO HOME

>> No.14373247 [SPOILER] 
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>>14373229
You don't spank Doremy.

>> No.14373577 [DELETED] 

>>14373230

>> No.14373582
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>>14373230
Reconsider.

>> No.14373586

>>14373582
Can I smack that butt with a belt?

>> No.14373727
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14373727

>>14373230
>beautiful magician

>> No.14377097

Which newhou (Ten Desires and after) would you spank or get spanked by?

>> No.14377507
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14377507

>>14377097
My opinion hasn't changed >>14266870
I don't think there's a newhu I'd like to be spanked by.

>> No.14377548

>>14373582
Patchouli has a butt!

>> No.14377794

>>14377507
Why Clownpiece? Why no Sekibanki?

>> No.14377902

>>14377794
Try to 1cc LoLK and you'll know.

>> No.14378397

>>14377902
I get it.

>> No.14378454

>>14377507
That picture always gives me a boner.
>CP's legs wobbling
>Hecatia pressing CP's buttcheeks and crotch
>these seductive eyes

>> No.14383766

>>14378454
You're aroused by anorexia?

>> No.14383825
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14383825

>>14373582
That's why I posted it. Patchouli already has a nice butt by default, you don't need to make her chubbier to accomplish that.

>>14373727
Of course she's beautiful. Imagine seeing her in front of you.

She is a person who's lived at least 100 years yet has not aged. She somehow has natural purple hair. She'd be a very otherworldly sight. You don't think much of it when you see 2D pictures of her, but you need to understand how unique she would be and how odd it would feel to meet her.

Similar to Kaguya, who is by definition an alien. She would give off a strange aura as well.

They're both girls who appear human yet aren't. They'd give you sort of an uncanny valley effect, because you could tell there's something inhuman about them. Another youkai magician, like Alice, would appear that way too (she's often described as "doll-like" ingame)

>> No.14388317
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14388317

Butt pillow anyone?

>> No.14388469
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>> No.14392550

>>14388317
Why the HECK didn't he make a nude version of that one?

>> No.14393881

>>14314083
Anal is wrong and requires protection.

>> No.14393890

>>14392550
but he did.

>> No.14394178

>>14388317
prrrrrrrrrrrt

>> No.14394344

>>14373582
>Notes: There's alpha-channel transparency
And some moron just had to resave the image as jpg.

>> No.14399012

bu

>> No.14399105
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>>14393890

>> No.14399191
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>> No.14399269

>>14266553
My nigga.

The mouth is pretty much the only hole on a woman that is able to be clean enough to take my dick in. It's also the only hole women seem to be able to keep a nice smell in.

>> No.14399444

>>14266553
Both of you fail at logic.

>hole made to evacuate SHIT
vs
>hole made to evacuate BLOODY REMNANTS OF UNBORN CHILDREN
vs
>hole made to evacuate BILE, ACIDS, AND UNDIGESTED FOOD

Clearly mouth is the worst orifice.

>> No.14400456

>>14399444
>more like
>tigh hole made for painful love
vs
>hole made to make filthy babies who cry in the middle of a coit
vs
>hole with teeth everywhere

>> No.14402180
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>>14399191

>> No.14404832
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14404832

>all these plebs with shit tastes in my thread

>> No.14404842

>>14400456
>hole made for eating
Which hole am I referring to?

>> No.14407354

>>14404842
Eating dicks or food?

>> No.14407360

>>14404832
Who are you quoting, /v/-san?

>> No.14409759
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>> No.14410997

>>14409759
Too erotic for a sage, prude board.

>> No.14415431

>>14410997
Bare male chests aren't erotic.

>> No.14416739

>>14415431
You're right, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.

>> No.14419021

>>14415431
Female butts are.

>> No.14426108

Squeeze

>> No.14426117
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14426117

>>14415431
In what world do you live in?

>> No.14426361

>>14426117
You're a lesbo and you know it, Sakura.

>> No.14431995

Spank

>> No.14432394

>>14431995
Clownpiece.

>> No.14437557

use

>> No.14437624

>>14372668
SECONDARY

>> No.14437627

>>14394344
Also this

>> No.14437681

I still don't understand what's with touhou and spanking.

>> No.14437687

>>14437681
Butts aren't meant for slapping!

>> No.14437748

>>14437681
I know, right?

Fetishists? Among otaku? Inconceivable!

>> No.14438015

>>14437748
Yeah, otakus having obscure fetishes? What a folly!

>> No.14442382

>>14438015
Next you'll tell me people really fap to hentais.

>> No.14446387
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14446387

Are you telling me that some people enjoy seeing touhous getting spanked? Impossible!

>> No.14452311

>>14264489
The eyes.

>> No.14458764

spread

>> No.14459094
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14459094

Is a 2hu butt best with some clothing or bare naked?

>> No.14459964
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14459964

>>14459094
I'd say clothed. This way I can feel it through the panties, and then enjoy uncovering it.
Best of both worlds.

>> No.14464513
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14464513

Naughty kasha.

>> No.14464683
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>>14464513

>> No.14465099

>>14464513
>>14464683
Fun fact : cats like being spanked.

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>>14465099

>> No.14465254
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14465254

Here's a flash game about rubbing Kaguya's butt. I can't figure out how to win, but anyway.
https://mega.nz/#!8VwHmCBL!t6u7B2XMGEzOzDloJbIAylVfT1iiIgsOuEexZJE1C8Y

>> No.14466655
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>>14465254
>I can't figure out how to win

>> No.14466661

>>14466655
Want to say something funny, punk?

>> No.14466914

>>14437681
One guy forced it long enough to attract other people. They hang out in the spanking general on /d/

>> No.14470027

>>14466914
>this is what newfags actually believe

>> No.14470118

>>14470027
Who are you quoting?

>> No.14470166
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14470166

>>14465254
It's making a statement, butt rubbing is about the journey, not the destination.

I didn't know I needed so many power ups to rub a butt, but thank you for your game it is very informative!

I wanna rub this butt

>> No.14470242
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>>14470166
You know what they say.

>> No.14473185
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14473185

The heart marks the spot.

>> No.14473322
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>>14473185
Time to get to work.

>> No.14478097
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>> No.14478507
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14478507

>>14478097
Okay but where's the butt?

>> No.14479381
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14479381

>>14478507
At the right place.

>> No.14480123

They're children.

>> No.14480207
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>> No.14480321

>>14480123
So am I.

>> No.14481494
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14481494

>>14480123
And your point is?

>> No.14481514
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14481514

>>14481494
I would love to smack a Touhou's bare buttcheeks! Getting to feel her butt, and getting an up-close look at her cheeks! I would stare at her naked butt and absorb every detail! I would also really drive home the fact that I can see her butt and she can't see mine!

>> No.14481525

>>14481514
Sounds okay, but spanking Yuuka is insane.

>> No.14481527

>>14481525
She enjoys it! And I'd enjoy her quivers as I slide my hand around her jiggly buttcheeks.

>> No.14481531

>>14481527
I hope she does, otherwise you'll lose your arms.

>> No.14481541

>>14481531
Technically, you bully Yuuka by NOT bullying her! She'll beg you to smack her fat butt and "accidentally" expose herself to you, and act "embarrassed" while breathing hard and dripping a waterfall down her legs.

>> No.14481544

>>14481541
You're mistaking her for Tenshi.
Tenshi's the one who'll beg for a spanking and then wiggle just enough so that you accidentally slide a finger in her anus.

>> No.14481548

>>14481544
She would probably turn over mid-spank and expose her hairy vagina to you!

>> No.14481554

>>14481548
Gross.

>> No.14481771
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14481771

Facesitting with Cirno!

>> No.14481782

>>14481771
Yes please!

>> No.14481844

>>14481771
do girls actually get pleasure out of facesitting?

>> No.14481853

>>14481844
Listen, not every single sexual act should be pleasurable bidirectionally. Some things you just do a favor for your partner. You can enjoy the simple fact of giving pleasure, though.

>> No.14482295

>>14481844
Perhaps if you eat her out.

>> No.14485912

>>14481853
Yes or no?

>> No.14488525

>>14480207
s-source!

>> No.14489151

>>14488525
Cover of this doujin, NSFBB:

http://exhentai.org/g/705352/4b77e54e35/

And this marks the bump limit. We'll need a new thread shortly, as I can't live without my 2hus' butts.

>> No.14492318

My favorite part of a Touhou's butt is her fat, jiggly, soft, smooth buttcheeks!

>> No.14497091

>>14264459
SAVED

>> No.14497101

>>14489151
>hairy armpits
oh my

>> No.14498794

New Thread >>14495946

>> No.14499280

Did /jp/ always have a bump limit higher than 300 posts or am I just imagining things?

>> No.14500205

>>14499280
It's a recent change, I remember someone talking about it. I didn't think much about it as it's not much higher than 300, might be 320?

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