Kantai Collection -KanColle-

[Anonymous No.]

Let's have a KanColle thread with a clean start.
No OP drama allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251505
I approve, Wagahai is love.

[Anonymous No.]

Good. Fuck newfag. If you need spoonfeed, fuck off to wikia, anything you need is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251513
This

[Anonymous No.]

If you can get this thread to stay off the ground I will give you a personal commendation; the loss of most of the non-game discussion to /a/ in late 2013 was a travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251513
You are my TTK.

>>14251525
We can't change that. They don't want to come back and I doubt we would welcome them back.

I'm happy to be free of the thread drama. It feels like there are 2 retards who both try to push their equally shit version of OP. If you use your brain you can find everything about this game on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251559
>They don't want to come back and I doubt we would welcome them back.
My great hope is that the mods will simply kick them out of /a/ and they'll be forced to come h ere.

>I'm happy to be free of the thread drama.
You will never be free of it as long as you are alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251559
One version is forced by /kcg/fag only, other is supported about good percantage of userbase, maybe even half. So no, it isn't 2 people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251559
One version is forced by /kcg/fag only, other is supported by good percentage of userbase, maybe even half. So no, it isn't 2 people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251570
To be honest I personally don't give a shit myself if anything's in the OP, I'm just at the point where I think anybody who does shit like warosu.org/jp/?search_op=op&search_text=steam%20kancolle should never get his way on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251562
>My great hope is that the mods will simply kick them out of /a/ and they'll be forced to come h ere.
That sure is going to end well. That might be the last straw ending us to be relocated in /vg/ for real.

>>14251570
I don't care. Both are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I
HAVE
HAD
FUCKING
ENOUGH


FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GENERALS TO /VG/ and fucking STAY THERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

NIWAKA FUCKING FAGGOTS, GET THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR KANSHITCOLLE YOU FAGGOTS.


FUCK OFF >>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/

NO
MORE
GENERALS
ON
MY
FUCKING
/JP/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251595
>That sure is going to end well.
I have high expectations for everyone here.

>That might be the last straw ending us to be relocated in /vg/ for real.
For all I personally care - and I'm speaking entirely for myself here - I don't care if the game discussion goes to /vg/. The doujinshi, fanart, and spinoffs, though, might voluntarily migrate - I've heard some franchises essentially have shop set up in /vg/ - but nobody would actually ever expel it there.

[Anonymous No.]

My mans, you are posting in a metabait thread straight outta kcgfag, you know that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251612
/jp/ has taken every piece of metabait that has been posted since the beginning of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251606
>I have high expectations for everyone here.
>>>14251604
That was hilariously sad.

>The doujinshi, fanart, and spinoffs, though, might voluntarily migrate
The only such example I can think of outside of KanColle might be the Idolmaster threads in /jp/. And those are horrible,

>>14251612
There is a reason why nobody uses the other thread. And you are not helping

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>>14251628
Opportunistic shitposting is eternal.

>The only such example I can think of outside of KanColle might be the Idolmaster threads in /jp/
And, you know, Touhou Project.

>There is a reason why nobody uses the other thread
Pretty much the only reason this thread is more active than the other one is because I jumped on your metathread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251662
>Touhou Project.
Touhou doesn't have threads in /vg/ nor in any other board.

>Pretty much the only reason this thread is more active than the other one is because I jumped on your metathread.
>I
I'm not doubting your serial samefag ability to fill up whole threads yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251692
Dude, wake up, this thread is all 8 of us (minus the proxies) metaposting about random bullshit.
And this is only my second post here.

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>>14251697
I see you are trying hard.

Then how about we post about legitimate meta stuff, like the origin of abyssals? Do you think dolphin rape caves had an influence on doujin artists drawing undersea abyssal rape dungeons? Are abyssals radioactive fish?

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>>14251732
Dolphin...rape caves?
Is that an actual thing?

But anyway I like the idea of abyssals being sunken ships but them actually having an agenda and home might be nice too.

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>>14251505
Fail.
サゲた。通報した。隠した。警察を呼んた。
Enjoy you're bann.

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>>14251775
>Dolphin...rape caves?
>Is that an actual thing?
It doesn't have to exist to be real y'know. It's like your waifu or the Holocaust.

In the anime they said shipgirls were reincarnated spirits who were needed against the abyss. What if the abyss are the spirits of those ships who were treated badly? Like how americans and the UK mass produced their ships and treated them like shit while japs, germs and pastas treasured each and every one of them because they had fewer ships. This might explain why they are so cold and seek warmth so much.
Axis ships had souls and allied ones were considered soulless tools of mass producion and mass destruction. Brits even sank french ships who were their allies. What if abyss is motivated by envy and seek TTK dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251801
これは米国、英語でしゃべてくださいまし

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251816
主人は日本人だけど？　チェックメイトだこのオカマ野郎。

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251775
>That text

Why is the fanbase filled with cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

I found my new crush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251840
If u didn't get feels from the pic u have no heart. :(

[Anonymous No.]

If you didn't get feels from the picture you have no heart. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251840
If you didn't get feels from the picture you have no heart. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251775
>edit by: fb.com/kusoTTK

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>>14251855
The text ruins the subtlety of the picture. Only sub-human plebeians need text to feel something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251935
Calm down. Not everyone is an extrovert like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Fall event can't come soon enough.
I avoided wasting resources on this mini-event. I hope it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

How many people keep playing this game in Japan? Aren't there 6-7 MILLION admirals?
I find that number crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Did any of the shipvoices do those lewd kind of voice CDs?
It's strictly for research purposes, naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

It's suffering to be an old TTK.

[Anonymous No.]

Will new admirals ever be able to catch up with blueprints?

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>>14256621
You can get like 1.5 per month so most likely yes

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>>14251562
>the mods will simply kick them out of /a/ and they'll be forced to come h ere
The mods have lost all credibility on /a/ lately. No one will listen to them.

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>>14252281
Around 1/2 of that, maybe? Probably slightly less.

>>14256642
It's 1.25 per month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256648
You can get around 4 per event 4 times a year so it's 1.5

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>>14256642
>implying anyone bothers beating Re

[Anonymous No.]

Do the cranes kai 2 live up to the hype?
I barely kai'd mynes, can't bother to grind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251505
I only have 5 mackerels since they won't drop for me
At least I still have a week to finish this event

[Anonymous No.]

>this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258467
I have 21 and I'm worrying about finishing.
DO IT ANON, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258624

>scrapped all his other ships

This guy knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259289
He scrapped his starter, that's pretty fucking kuso if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259289
Why would someone do that?
He would need endless amounts of time to start all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260806
Elitism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259365
>is called a pedophile for lusting after someone much older than him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14261682
>sisconfag
Are you projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14261724
no, if else, whos your wife then

[Anonymous No.]

>>14261737
>whos your wife then
FemTTK
Checkmate pedos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14261744
forgot that we are in shitposting modo, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

This is a spam thread.

Everyone use the real thread here >>14261551

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread not deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14261921
Because this is the real thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14261791
More than a spam thread it's just a retarded thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14264216
You are the most retarded person here.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with the soul crushing lethargy of playing this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14268066
Drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

What hidden modifiers do ships have we know of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14272716
Love.

[Anonymous No.]

Shoukaku k2, no doubts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14272716

complaining on /jp/ magic
European luck
Indonesian shit-out-of-luck

[Anonymous No.]

Is this game kill?
It won't load for me for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14278673
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, is this even worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14278683
ye... no wait
Isn't that supposed to cost 5 screws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14251505
>clean start
Okay,
Mou sugoi Kaga-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14272716
Crit chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14278683
Don't build what you can farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>Check /jp/ for kancolle thread
>Two threads up

Every single time

[UrinalKek No.]

>>14282993
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14283713
I blame the fags brainwashed by shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Kabayaki or screws?