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This thread is dedicated to some very hardworking ladies! Freeloading ant arachnes get out!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14241899

>>14241898
Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho!

>> No.14241901

Second for tying up loli snakes!

>> No.14241904
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14241904

I claim thins new land in the name of the earth spirits!

>> No.14241909

Shirimanko!

>> No.14241910

>>14241904
Troll and Gnome do gardening, discuss.

>> No.14241911

>>14241904
*this

>> No.14241912

>>14241904
No thanks lady, beans tear my insides up something awful.

>> No.14241913

>>14241909
Pussy?

>> No.14241914

>>14241910
It would be a nice gardening show until the sunlight gets to the troll and she rapes someone.

>> No.14241915

>>14241914
LET'S PLANT SOME SEED!

>> No.14241920

>>14241914
>>14241915
I would watch that.

>> No.14241925

>>14241913
Asspussy.

>> No.14241926
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14241926

Make sure to bundle your mice up really well this winter.

>> No.14241928

>>14241920
>Remember girls, after a long, hard night of love-making, a man loves nothing better than waking up to the scent of freshly made stew!
>>14241926
Mice huddle up inside all winter, don't they?

>> No.14241930

>>14241926
Her ears must be so cold anon, are you too cheap to get her an ear cosy or even some earmuffs?

>> No.14241942

>>14241928
Most hibernate, yeah.

>>14241930
What if she prefers getting her ears warmed up by my hands whenever she needs them warmed up? I may need to breath on them a bit to really warm them up though.

>> No.14241945

>>14241942
>rubbing ears
>breathing on them
This is very close to lewd sniffing -territory.

>> No.14241949
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14241949

>>14241914
A gardening show done by MG's would have a monthly special for nectar.

>> No.14241955

>>14241949
This is intolerably lewd and I can't help but feel there's a guy watching helplessly, unable to fap due to being trapped in an Arachne's web.
I want to be the guy.

>> No.14241956

>>14241945
Trust me, I think that guy is a pervert too. I just want to romance mice.

>> No.14241961

>>14241956
Mmm-hmm. Shouldn't you be writing about a horny cat who didn't get any because she had to take care of a kid?

>> No.14241962

>>14241955
Just hold out for the eventual spider pussy and wreck her when she arrives.

>> No.14241965

>>14241962
>implying she didn't organize all this because she's into OD
There is no hope. Only tickles.

>> No.14241967

>>14241955
Just convince the Arachne that things would be much more fun if she tied up the other 3.

Double teaming them one at a time with an ara ara spider would be nice.

>> No.14241968

>>14241901
I don't know where this came from all of a sudden, but I'm all for it.

>> No.14241971

>>14241968
You'll see.

>> No.14241982

>>14241901
Sounds like good fun to me.

>> No.14241985

>>14241949
I cant shake the thought of a Alraune doing the Nicholas cage thing.

>> No.14241989

>>14241961
I am, I'm just not making much progress due to work. And procrastination. And brainstorming around a plot point. Mostly procrastination.

>> No.14241992
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14241992

>>14241904
I still think we need more gnome stories

>> No.14241997

Tie up the Mousegirls! Bondage war now!

>> No.14241998

>>14241992
Then write one or get a writefag to do a greentext?

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>>14241971
Is that you, Quicksilver?

>> No.14242004

>>14242003
Most likely.

>> No.14242005

>>14241998
but who would want to write a gnome green text?
Apart from me, I might do it later

>> No.14242013

>>14241904
I would start discussing how good Gnome cuddles are, but I'm in no rested state of mind to do so.

Anyways, Gnome cuddles are great.

>> No.14242014

>>14242013
I wonder if they can make there hands as smooth as marble?

>> No.14242018

>>14241971
This wouldn't happen to be a little white snake by any chance, would it?

>> No.14242020
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>>14241997
Am I doing it right?

>> No.14242023

>>14242018
It would be safe to assume so, yes.

>> No.14242028
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>>14242020
No silly, like this!

>> No.14242030
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>>14242020
I want to coat mouse girls with MY hot wax!

>> No.14242032

>>14242028
Well I very well can't escape the Maushole now, can I?

>> No.14242034

>>14242030
What's wrong with the one on the left's ears? Why are they censored, are mousegirl ears really that lewd?

>> No.14242036

>>14242034
The had to censor the tube of mayonnaise that's squirting on the girls for copyright reasons.

>> No.14242037

>>14242032
Not when you're buried in Bondage-Mouse-dakis! Hahaha!

>> No.14242040

>>14242034
She has a thick piece of gouda cheese resting on her head.

>> No.14242043

>>14242036
Mayonnaise is icky.

>> No.14242045

>>14242014
that would feel weird.

>> No.14242047
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14242047

I NEED a MG like this.

>gloomy aura/vibe yet genki
>christmas cake virgin
>sleepy eye bags
>sickly-moe
>very kind and easy going
>pale
>fluffy hair
>firm breasts on the smaller side

This is my feminine ideal.

>> No.14242048

>>14242034
You know how heart pupils are a thing? Well imagine if ears could mold themselves into psuedo-hearts. Yeah it would be really fucking lewd.

>> No.14242049

>>14242014
Not sure about their hands, but I assume they have the ability to perform instantaneous landscaping, giving the two of you a perfect patch of grass or a field of flowers to lay on, and trees to provide shade.

>> No.14242051

>>14242047
>implying she didn't pierce your heart with a shot of love when she said "No~ No~" with the finger wag in episode 2

>> No.14242052

>>14242032
Why would you ever want to? They work so well as dakis, they can be sweet and lewd at the same time, and they smell good. What's the issue?

>> No.14242054

>>14242030
Maus bandits! They're after my cheeses!

>> No.14242058

>>14242052
I'm a married man, married to the kind of lady who doesn't take kindly to bitches and hoes trying to steal her hubby.

>> No.14242060

>>14242047
>>14242051
Who is this fiend?

>> No.14242061

>>14242047
>Sensei as an Oomukade
>Stella as a Salamander
>Imouto as a Baphomet
I want all these things.

>> No.14242063

>>14242054
The only option left is to give them more of it than they can handle.

>> No.14242066

>>14242060
Yuri-chan from Rakudai.

>> No.14242067

>>14242063
And hand over my valuable, master-crafted cheeses? No way.

Unless they hold me at gunpoint.

>> No.14242068

>>14242052
I don't know about you, but hot wax and clothespins on my nipples are on my "Fuck that Shit" list, for the same reason I could never have feelings towards Krampus.

>> No.14242069

>>14242066
And what does she do?

>> No.14242070

>>14242049
man the shit you could pull with that level of power.

>> No.14242073

>>14242068
Well you don't have to do that stuff. Nobody's forcing you to.
Me? I'm all for it. And Krampus.

>> No.14242074

>>14242069
Act really cute, then vomit a liter of blood and shrug it off like it's nothing while resting in the infirmary and acting even cuter.

>> No.14242076

>>14242074
Is this show worth watching then?

>> No.14242077 [SPOILER] 
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14242077

>>14242063
Sure you wanna do that? You'll need to take responsibility.

>> No.14242081
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>>14242076
It has plenty of semen demons, put it that way.

>> No.14242082

>>14242081
But that's it? I need something more.

>> No.14242083

>>14242076
it's pretty good TBH.

>> No.14242088

>>14242077
By turning her into a brood mother who's constantly pregnant with more mice? Can do.

>> No.14242089

>>14242082
The main character's not a total faggot and there's entertainment to be found in the fact that a single samurai won ww2 for Japan but it's similar to a lot of other battle academy shows.

The main difference is that there's actual romantic progression early on in the source material and the tsundere goes from tsun -> dere rather than being a bipolar bitch.

>> No.14242092

>>14242089
I think I'll pass.

>> No.14242094

>>14242081
I came across a thread on /a/ that was talking about it. The OP was this delicious looking girl with white hair lounging in a bath. Made me want to watch it...

Also the opening is pretty catchy and stylish.

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>>14242094
The OP and ED are pretty unusual for the type of show it is.

Talking of anime, people better be watching the best monster girl show there's been in a long time.

>> No.14242102

>>14242100
I'm only working on my backlog and watching Ashita no Joe now.

>> No.14242103

>>14242100
Should I watch the first one first?

>> No.14242109

>>14242103
I'd recommend playing it as a game, it's a solid srpg. The adaptation is perfectly acceptable though, they just cut out the H scenes and changed the fate of a minor villain.

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14242119

Let's all relax and have a good time, yeah?
Enjoy some music or something.
https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=43s

>> No.14242123

>>14242119
One day I will see Apophis and Pharaoh stop their feud.
Even if it means they have to be slapped around.

>> No.14242140

>>14242119
I'm willing to be seduced by this grape snake.

>> No.14242162
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14242162

How big do you like your monster-waifu?

>> No.14242164
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14242164

>>14242162
Like so.

>> No.14242167

>>14242123
>Pharaoh goes to Apophis' territory
>It's the darkest realm she has ever seen
>Enters the pyramid
>The mamono inside is so dense it's intoxicating
>No guards, no servants, no one to be seen
>However she can hear plenty of moans
>Reach Apophis' room
>She coils around her husband and hiss at the Pharaoh
>"Pharaoh, you finally reveal your true nature, I won't hand my domain to you!"
>"Suraya, I gave you this pyramid why would I take it back?"
>"I won't fall for your trap, come closer and you will have a taste of my venom!"
>"Why are you always like this? I came here to ask you to stop stealing my subordinates."
>"I will never cease freeing my people from your slavery!"
>Pharaoh sighs and leaves
>"Did you see that darling? I protected us from the evil Pharaoh!"

There will never be peace in the desert.

>> No.14242168

>>14242162
That's just
That's simply too big.

>> No.14242169

>>14242167
>painting Apophis as a deranged lunatic while the Pharaoh is reasonable and friendly
Public Relations Anubis works hard for those bones, huh.

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>>14242162
About lawyer-chan big.

>> No.14242173

>>14242169
I like nothing more than giving my Anubis waifu relaxing massages when she comes home after a long day at work having to act as middle-woman between a Pharaoh and Apophis; sorting out the propaganda they both generate to create a middle-ground where neither looks too good or too bad. Because neither of them are too bad, but they're too stuck in their ways to be all that good either.

>> No.14242174

>>14242164
I want to be princess carried by my legal loli waifu.

>> No.14242181
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>>14242171
Lawyer's big girls are the best, has he ever done anything Jinko related? The style is perfect for them.

>> No.14242183

>>14242168
What if she was very gentle, and caring with you?

>> No.14242185

>>14242162
>giantess
Fuck off

>> No.14242186

>>14242185
She's not a giantess, she obviously used foul magics to shrink the guy for some nefarious purpose.

>> No.14242195

>>14242186
Probably to tie him up in tiny shibari and use him as a necklace for between her breasts.

>> No.14242196

>>14242195
Down with tyranny! Remove Pharaoh!

>> No.14242198

>>14242186
Spelunking, no doubt. How else is she going to ironically "punish" tomb raiders?

"~Ohohohoho~! You want to find my treasure, little thief? Make sure you look deep inside~"

>> No.14242200

>>14242198
I refer you to my previous comment on the matter.>>14242196
But I also find myself strangely fascinated.

>> No.14242206

>>14242162
>think she was making a lewd gesture from the thumbnail
How disappointing.

>> No.14242215

>>14242198
>"~Ohohohoho~! You want to find my treasure, little thief? Make sure you look deep inside~"
I didn't ask for this boner.

>> No.14242219

Here's a hypothetical question. I'm a single 19 year old man with his virginity living in the SF Bay Area and I like Monstergirls. In addition to that I'm stressed, the temperature in my bed is never right, and I like to moan loudly when I masturbate. Assuming Monstergirls started existing right now, how long would it take for one to find me? Who finds me first?

>> No.14242220

>>14242215
We're in trouble now, we are.
>>14242219
Succuvirus is with you now.

>> No.14242225

>>14242219
>SF Bay Area
I'm so sorry. I'm afraid you'll be getting nothing but Alps and butch minotaurs, bruh. GETMEOUTOFHERE

>> No.14242228

>>14242220
I identify as a man and like having a man's body. Do you mean a normal succubus? At least tell me she's a scientist!

>> No.14242234

>>14242228
>I identify as a man
Scratch that, even Succuvirus wouldn't associate with someone who would say such a thing.

>> No.14242235
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14242235

I did a thing. A short Falling Leaves thing. There's also an announcement at the beginning in case people haven't heard yet.

http://pastebin.com/ZGaeE1t8

Hope you guys enjoy it, though it's really super short.

>> No.14242238

>>14242235
>National Novel Writing Month
Eh.

>> No.14242242

>>14242228
What's with the tumblr speak?

>> No.14242243

>>14242225
No tech genius Liches or Crow Tengu programmers, orgies at startups to improve teamwork, sharkgirls promising they'll keep you warm if you jump in the ocean, visiting Valkeries and Angels or Fallen Angels during Fleet Week, wine drinking Onis who want a bodypillow to sleep with, BDSM loving girls that know every knot in existance, or Lilims on vacation from a demon realm?

Are you living here too?

>> No.14242247

>>14242234
That's how Alps work. If you want to be a woman with a woman's body demonic energy makes you one. Didn't you mean Alp by succuvirus?

>> No.14242248

>>14242247
Succuvirus is her own thing, and I'm not wasting her on someone who spouts this garbage.

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14242250

>>14242238
Write 50,000 words in 30 days (November) and win the prize of feeling good about yourself and your writing I guess.

>> No.14242251

>>14242242
I thought he was implying I would become an alp, which only happens if you want it to. I like being a guy and having a guy's body, so I won't become one. I'm not a sjw.

>> No.14242252

So /mgt/, which monster girl do you most want to invite to church so she can hear the good Word, partake in the sacraments, and join you in salvation as your sister in Christ?

>> No.14242253

>>14242250
I said
>Eh.
Not
>Eh?

>> No.14242254

>>14242248
I don't post on tumblr and I'm not a SJW. The way Alps work is literally dependent on whether you want to be the sexy monstergirl. What's garbage about that?

>> No.14242255

>>14242252
Dark preist. Just to fuck with her.

>> No.14242256

>>14242253
Then what was your Eh. attempting to convey?

>> No.14242257 [DELETED] 

>>14242254
Just shut up already.

>> No.14242261

>>14242256
Ever seen Despicable Me? It's the same as meh, but with less effort.

>> No.14242264

>>14242250
Shit, it takes me an hour to write 100 words I'm satisfied with, I don't think a competition like that is for me. Oh, and I can't into pacing or telling stories. That might be a problem as well.

>> No.14242266

>>14242261
I see. Sorry if you feel eh, anon.

>> No.14242268

>>14242266
Why wouldn't I? What good is a competition that doesn't offer money? No point in a poorfag like me putting in the effort.

>> No.14242271

>>14242030
I want to coat mouse girls with your hot wax too!

>> No.14242274

>>14242268
not him, but I see it as a way to get the creative juices flowing.

>> No.14242276

>>14242271
Gay.

>> No.14242278

>>14242271
that doesn't sound right.

>> No.14242281

>>14242268
It isn't a contest, it's a challenge a bunch of people attempt at the same time to help each other write. And it's not like it costs anything to try it out. You don't even have to sign up for their site or go out and meet other writers if you really don't want to. I use it to get my ass into gear and actually write something I want to write. I have a lot of pent-up ideas that I want to get down on paper, so it's very good for that kind of thing.

>> No.14242283

>>14242255
you monster

>> No.14242285

>>14242100
Wait, they've remade Underwater Ray Romano?

>> No.14242288

>>14242281
I'm glad it's good for you, but for me it's just... eh. If I want to get something written, I get it written. If I can't get something done, it just means I don't want to hard enough.

>> No.14242289

>>14242235
>National Novel Writing Month
Best of luck. Or inspiration, or whatever you wish for a writing competition.

>> No.14242293

>>14242285
It's a sequel. Different cast with some old characters making appearances.

>> No.14242299

>>14242288
Sounds good, breh. I wish you luck in your own writing endeavors!

>> No.14242301

>Have big strong muscle waifu
>She wants to be a dom whether you let her or not is up to you
>She gets pregnant and is all 'man fuck this shit I'm going to look fat, and have to take care of a kid.'
>Due date comes, she gives birth and the doctors hand the daughteru over
>She turns into the most loving, caring, gentle mother she can be.
>Give the baby motherly kisses, talks baby talk to her, consoles her when she's getting fussy and has a motherly glow when breast feeding
Name something better

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>>14242299
Bitch, I don't need luck. I'm a genius!

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>>14242252
>Take Hellhound to church
>She's cautious, not because she's wary of church, but because she thinks people will look down on her for being what she is
>You hold her and and go in boldly
>She's blushing eye's locked to the floor
>The congregation welcomes her with open arms and understanding
>She embraces the faith entirely
>Becomes even more religious than you
>Becomes happy housewife and raises a litter of moral and just daughteru pups

>> No.14242306

>>14242301
Mrs. Fields ice cream cookie sandwich.

>> No.14242309

>>14242301
Does she have short hair, is at least two feet taller than myself, and have a horn on her forehead?

>> No.14242314

>>14242309
yes.

>> No.14242317

>>14242314
Then no, there is no better monster waifu.

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14242350

Devils are made for...

>> No.14242353

>>14242350
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

>> No.14242354

>>14242350
holding by the horns as you ravish them from behind and kiss the back of their neck

>> No.14242355
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14242355

>>14242350
PENETRATION!

>> No.14242356

>>14242350
Cuddling, of course!

>> No.14242358
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>>14242350
Being ignored in favour of demons.

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>>14242350
>>14242353
>>14242354
>>14242355
>>14242356

>> No.14242364

>>14242304
I want to venture into the uncharted jungle with my zealous hellhound missionary waifu to spread the faith to the amazons!

>> No.14242372
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>>14242355
Now this I can get behind

>> No.14242374

>>14242255
Slap.jpg

>> No.14242377

>>14242301
Chocolate slime waifu.

>> No.14242380

>>14242374
Come on, your telling me you wont take the chance for some evil?

>> No.14242384

>>14242380
Das my waifu man.

>> No.14242386

>>14242360
>>14242350
those elbow spines are just begging to be ripped/broken off in a really painful accident

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>>14242372

>> No.14242394

>>14242350
>>14242355
>>14242360
>>14242389
I should really play those Rance games.

>> No.14242403

>>14242394
Rance is a gentleman and would never hurt a girl. Gahahaha!

>> No.14242409

>>14242386
>resting arm on car's window, windows roll up, spines snap off
>someone in a sweater runs past her from behind, catches on her spine and snap's them off
>get's caught in a revolving door and snaps off
>trips and falls awkwardly and they snap off

fuck that

>> No.14242419

>>14242394
Just finished torrenting them the other day myself, the annoying thing is that unless nyaa is lying to me that there's gaps in the games that have translations.

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14242421

>>14242386
And without her elbow spines she will become a hobo and die

>> No.14242430
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14242430

>>14242419
Also the main games for Feliss are Rance 03, Rance 5D, Rance VI and Rance Quest Magnum which are all not translated.

She does appear in 2, III and IV but in III she's just someone you summon for battles and 03 is the first game she's had a major role.

She did do really well in the Rance 03 popularity poll though so should continue to get plenty of attention.

Kamilla is the other major monster girl in appearance and her main role is in VI.

Medusa and Gele could count as well I guess

>> No.14242434

>>14242419
That's unfortunate. Are the gaps at least in the story section? Or are they also in the gameplay parts. All I know about the games is that they're tactics games with MGs to fug.

>> No.14242437
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>>14242372
>>14242355
Muh niggas
Sword penetration is the only type of penetration monsterscum deserve

>> No.14242440

>>14242430
>which are all not translated
Figures, fuck.
>>14242434
I'm actually not sure, I'd assume they're like most other games with multiple instalments and you can jump in at any point and only miss a few references but I'd probably read up on it more before doing that.

>> No.14242441
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14242441

>>14242419
>>14242434
All the translated games are fully translated.

Rance mostly fucks human girls.

With her redesign Gele should count as a monster girl

>> No.14242443
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14242443

Discuss bats and ways to bully them

>> No.14242444

>>14242441
She's pretty~

And good to know, anon, thanks.

>> No.14242447

I want to go ferret legging with a loli raiju!

>> No.14242448
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>>14242440
Sengoku is the main translated game and is standalone plotwise.

The other translated games are the ones from the 90s
Rance I, Rance 2 (graphic update of Rance II not a remake), Rance III, Rance IV, Rance 4.1 and 4.2 and Kichikuou Rance.

Rance 2, III and IV are okay but old.
Kichikuou Ranc is old but still pretty good.

KR has direct references to the games before it but you could play it without them (they're quite short though).

There are translated digest versions for Rance I and II if you don't want to play them. (Rance I is worthless and Rance II is only good for introducing a few major characters).

>> No.14242451
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14242451

>>14242444

>> No.14242456
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14242456

So how do monstergirls avoid bloodthristy paladins?
Skeletons are pretty good at it.

>> No.14242458

>>14242451
I like it. Another!

>> No.14242459

Dammit, I almost fapped to furry.

>> No.14242460

>>14242459
I am pretty sure all of monstergirls is almost but not quite fapping to furry.

>> No.14242461

>>14242459
Get out, you aren't welcome here anymore.

>> No.14242462

>>14242460
Don't prod that bear anon.

>> No.14242465
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14242465

>>14242458

>> No.14242474

>>14242465
Yes.
Good.

>> No.14242476

>>14242372
That old man is going places

>> No.14242480
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14242480

>>14242409
>>14242389
>>14242386
>>14242372
>>14242355
>>14242353
>>14242354
>>14242437

>> No.14242485

>Fox waifu says mofu when you feel her up
>Fox Daughterus hear this
>when you hug one the next day she goes 'MOFU!'
How do you react?

>> No.14242486

>>14242480
I want to protect her smile and her baby.

>> No.14242489

>>14242480
Okay we get it you like her, you can stop spamming now

Her face reminds me a lot of the Echidna

>> No.14242493
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>>14242486
I really enjoyed the light bullying in 03 and her happy she was when she thought she was free.

;_;

>I want to protect her smile

But you won't ;_;

>> No.14242506
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14242506

You will never be a lawyer.

...Well everyone but that one guy.

>> No.14242509

>>14242459
>almost
Done it once or twice when the art was really good and the guy was human. Still felt like shit after though so I'm not in a hurry to do it again.

>> No.14242513

>>14242506
Ushi, attorney at law, she will rape your injustice

>> No.14242519

>>14242513
Don't have a cow, call Ushi, attorney at law

>> No.14242520

>>14242509
Nobody cares

>> No.14242545
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14242545

>A Jiangshi will never hop her way into your life

>> No.14242548

>>14242545
Why do they hop anyways?

>> No.14242555

>>14242548
Shiet, mondays are slow

>> No.14242560
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>you will never impregnate a MG
>she will never enter the third trimester in the middle of winter
>you'll never get double-comfy as you dote on her, cuddle, rub her baby bump, and do comfy winter shit like drink hot tea and start fires in the fireplace
>She'll never giver birth on christmas day and you'll never give your daughteru a yuletide name like "Noel"

finish me off.

>> No.14242561

I want to grope a Raiju while wearing rubber gloves! I want to laugh in her face when her electricity has no effect on me!

>> No.14242563

>>14242548
Because rigor mortis. You know, where a body stiffens after death? That's the story of why they hop. They can move their body just enough to hop themselves forward.

>> No.14242567

>>14242563
Thats sad. Must suck mane.

>> No.14242571

>>14242567
Give her your semen, Anon. It will make everything better.

>> No.14242573

>>14242571
Are you saying semen equals lubricant?

>> No.14242579

>>14242573
No, no you're thinking of Golems. This is just plain' ol' boring sexmagic.

>> No.14242582
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14242582

Your ears will never be seen as foreign, weird, interesting, or touchable.

>> No.14242584

>>14242573
It could be used as that liquid thing in the articulations so they can move nicely again

Or some other stupid explanation

>> No.14242586

>>14242582
Lol, is that a centaur behind that guy? Her face frightens me way more than the other two girls.

>> No.14242588

>>14242586
She's gonna molest them ears anon, ad there ain't nothing you can diddly-do about it.

>> No.14242590
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14242590

So what would this be like for other monsters? Being unfortunate and all that.

>> No.14242607

>>14242588
>Tfw you'll never be the human in a monstergirl community and all the other girls will be like, "Hey let's go feel the 'Round-ear' again, it's SO weird!"
>Tfw they'll never come start feeling your ears and you're just like, "Oh, uhh...okay."

>> No.14242617

>>14242607
You start charging them for that and you could be making some serious fuckin' money!

>> No.14242629

How do you punish your loli MG daughteru for being naughty anons?

>> No.14242634

>>14242629
Make her go to her room with no TV.
Pretty normal.

>> No.14242636

>>14242634
What will you do when she starts pleasuring herself out of boredom? It's lonely in the corner you know.

>> No.14242644

>>14242629
How naughty we talking?

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>>14242636
Ignore her.
It's a punishment mane.

>> No.14242654

>>14242545
Butter got a patreon?

>> No.14242656

>>14242644
It depends anon, it could be anything from stealing a cookie to stealing your underwear to tying up that cute boy from school and keeping him under her bed for a week.

>>14242645
But what if she starts equating time outs to pleasure time? How do you deal with her increasing misbehavior and attitude that just gets more and more cocky?

>> No.14242664

>>14242656
>But what if she starts equating time outs to pleasure time? How do you deal with her increasing misbehavior and attitude that just gets more and more cocky?
Return to the wild and get a better daughteru.

>> No.14242668
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>>14242617
>Anon says if they want to keep feeling him up they have to pay
>Mono-Eye (filth) looks at the floor and sighs
>Elf pulls out her purse and hands anon a $5
>Horse Pussy grabs Anon's hand then forces him to grope her well endowed breasts before saying "Even trade!" and molests Anon's ears with both hands
>Tanuki watching rings her hands greedily together while saying she's got a great idea for dosh

>> No.14242669

>>14242664
But that's just running from your problems! Sure it may be an effective punishment even if it is too harsh, but seriously. It's probably your fault she's so frustrated and misguided in the first place!

>> No.14242681
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>>14242669
Running from my problems is something I am good at. Speaking of which.

>> No.14242686

>>14242654
Seems so, he's went full jew.
>There will be NSFW version in Patreon. Please take a look there
An artist's entitled to make money but he charges ridiculous prices for his commissions when there's plenty of more talented artists who'd do it for half the price.

>> No.14242688

>>14242681
Why are we abandoning the thread though?

>> No.14242692

>>14242681
This thread is fine though, and you need to face your problems! Just. Do it!

>> No.14242715

>>14242668
Nightmares are cute.

>> No.14242722
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14242722

What would happen if a Medusa looked at a Slime girl?
Would she become cement?

>> No.14242724

>>14242715
Yes, they're the only slightly more acceptable from of horsepussy. Small, fluffy and perfect for cuddles and bullying!

>> No.14242735
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14242735

Why does everyone like bullying the monstergirls?
Thats mean guys.

>> No.14242739

>>14242724
They're also perfectly capable of paizuri.
Now if only there were dairy-breed Nightmares.

>> No.14242743

>>14242739
You just have to get creative you lazy bum, have you ever heard of Mega-Holst milk?

>> No.14242744

>>14242735
Don't make me get the boo box.

>> No.14242746

>>14242744
W-what?

>> No.14242749

>>14242735
I only bully people who are close to me.

>> No.14242748

>>14242739
Just get some weird-ass slanty-eyed blonde Tatar horsepussy and make grody beer out of her milk.

>> No.14242750

>>14242743
I think normal Holstaur milk would be just as effective.

>> No.14242751

>>14242735
Dumb moldy, you're only good for sexy wiggles.

>> No.14242756

>>14242751
Sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ybuv2T4Gp4

>> No.14242759

>>14242750
I mean, if you're a pleb, yeah. Sure it'll probably have a greater effect due to the similarity between Nightmares and dairy breeds, but just think of the possibilities of Mega-Holst milk! Exquisite, top tier grape flavored milk that never stops flowing anon, think of that!

>> No.14242762

>>14242746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx-M8dcDhk
This, except with a very frisky dark slime

>> No.14242766

Yetis in one piece navy blue school swimsuits!

>> No.14242768

>>14242762
B-but I would drown.

>> No.14242769

>>14242759
>Nightmare
>grape-flavored milk
Nah, I bet it's taste a bit like sweeter, richer creme.

>> No.14242770

>>14242766
Fantastic, assuming they can take off their fluffy bras and panties. Also I prefer white to dark blue on brown girls, but that's just me.

>> No.14242772

>>14242766
Their fur wold get all wet and drag them down.

>> No.14242773
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>>14242769
Grape soda.

>> No.14242776

>>14242768
You'll be fine, after she's done with you she'll melt you into a dark slime

>> No.14242777

>>14242769
I could see that. I guess grape is more of a grapesnake thing, now that I think about it.

>> No.14242778

>>14242773
Niet.
Stop wasting images pls.
>>14242777
I don't an Apophis' would taste like grape unless their husbando desired it to.

>> No.14242780

>>14242776
I don't want to be slime though.

>> No.14242782

>>14242766
Hobgoblins in navy blue swimsuits. Shortstacks look amazing in them.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/I-19/Gallery

>> No.14242786

>>14242782
Iku is lame, Hachi is the best sub.

>> No.14242788

>>14242780
No one does at first.
now get in the blob box

>> No.14242793

>>14242772
They can sit in the shallow end and entertain the kids learning how to swim or I could say mamonomana stops their wet fur from weighing them down

>> No.14242794

>>14242786
>Not Maruyu
Step it up

>> No.14242795

>>14242788
O-okay

>> No.14242796

>>14242786
But Iku's a semen demon and Hachi's a fake german, there's no comparison.

>> No.14242799

>>14242794
Maruyu is annoying, she coasts too much sanity to farm for that sweet, sweet luck.

>> No.14242803

>>14242796
But Hachi has a fantastic sideboob! And glasses!

>> No.14242806
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14242806

>>14242768
>Anon starts to panic as he thinks he is drowning
>Dark Slime laughs at him and says it works like an Entry Plug
>Anon panics more because that sounds like Anal / something worse than anal
>Anon blacked out!

>> No.14242825

>>14242795
And then Anon was a slime

>> No.14242826

>>14242806
this somehow became even more horrific than when I was writing it
I love it.

>> No.14242831

How would your favorite monster girl comfort you after having your heart broken by a human woman?

>> No.14242833

>>14242831
Most of them would probably do it with horrific sex acts, probably.

>> No.14242836

>>14242831
By turning her into a monster girl so I get a second shot.

>> No.14242837
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14242837

>>14242831
>Aww, did Paladin-chan NTR you with Jesus? Succubutt-oneechan will make it all better...

>> No.14242838

>>14242831
By holding hands.

>> No.14242839

>>14242831
I wold probably go after her in the first place to be honest.

>> No.14242840

>>14242833
Probably with some cuddling afterward.

>> No.14242843

>>14242831
i guess i knew all along that onee-san was the girl for me and that proves it

>> No.14242845

>>14242831
Endless cuddles and time together.

This'll probably be the first obstacle to get over if MGs became real. The second would be touch aversion

>> No.14242846

>>14242837
>Paladin tells you she is chaste
>Lies
>Succubutt makes it all better
Heartwarming.

>> No.14242852

>>14242831
She'd probably cook me some comfort food and then drag me off to the shower where we sit on the floor and just kiss each other for hours under the water.

>> No.14242854

>>14242831
>Rolled holst
Probably ask if I want to go out for drinks with her, which she'd probably just change to dinner and drinks because I don't just drink.
She then does a lot of exagerated movements to show off her chest, gets super drunk because I keep missing cues so that I have to take her to my place where she can sleep it off.
And then I wake up with a drunk, red faced holst straddling me and demanding I fondle her tits.

>> No.14242855

>>14242831
Rape

>> No.14242856

>>14242252
Nice Christian Monster Girls are underrated.

>> No.14242857
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>>14242047

She looks like Byakuren. I love it.

>> No.14242859

>>14242855
It's not rape if the man cums.

>> No.14242860

>>14242846
I bet all the Paladins have depraved gangbang orgies in the convent every night. N-not that it's my fetish or anything...

>> No.14242866

>>14242845
Yeah, my biggest thing to get over would be not being alone all the time. Sure I'm lonely, but I really like my alone time too. It' be hard to get over the pressure of knowing someone wants to be with me. Fuck man, too much responsibility.

>> No.14242867

>>14242831
A nice hug
Followed by horrifying rape

>> No.14242869

>>14242047

Sounds like closest would be a Dormouse that gets a measly 10 hours of sleep a day.

>> No.14242872

>>14242831
>Ushi-Oni
She's probably the kind to threaten the girl to reject me and cheer me up with hugs before taking advantage.

>> No.14242873

>>14242860
Too much risk of getting caught. They would probably masturbate a lot or bully their squires or humans they were to save into having sex with them.

>> No.14242874
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>>14242867
A nice hug concurrent with horrifying rape?

>> No.14242878
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14242878

>>14242859

>> No.14242879

>>14242869
How much sleep do Dormice need? I mean, I want to be able to spend awake some time together instead of just using her as a daki or just cuddling her while I watch tv or play vidya and she sleeps.

>> No.14242889

So what is the opposite of mean old paladins?

>> No.14242890

>>14242879
I think KC mentioned Dormice can apparently do a lot of basic tasks while "sleepwalking" as it were.

>> No.14242892

>>14242873
>They would probably masturbate a lot or bully their squires or humans they were to save into having sex with them.
>Get saved from an Ushi by a Paladin that seems to buzz
>She lifts her mail to reveal double dildos and a half-dozen rotor cords going into both her holes
>"You're grateful that I saved you, right...?"
>"You know what to do~"

>> No.14242899

>>14242866
Considering the circumstances, it should be fine as long as we remember that her heart is in the right place; that she just wants to make sure that everything is okay. Just have to see if we can get her to keep it in some moderation.

>> No.14242902

>>14242890
I'm not sure I like that. Seems a bit too weird and impersonal to me, I'd rather she be legitimately awake when we talk .It'd be really hard for me to convince myself that she actually does like me if she sleep-talked or if she fell asleep mid-conversation all the time.

>> No.14242909

>>14242890
And suddenly, I'm imagining a MG take on The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

>> No.14242913

>>14242889
Nice young paladins.

>> No.14242914

>>14242899
I guess that's true. As long as she legitimately learns what too overbearing is and is mature enough to handle my thoroughly conditioned angry and rebellious response.

>> No.14242915

>>14242889
Nice young succubi

>> No.14242916

>>14242889
Friendly monster cultists that want to spread the love.

>> No.14242919
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14242919

>>14242913
I want to date rape a nice young Paladin out of her virginity and act oblivious to the fact that she didn't want it while continuing to pursue her.

>> No.14242922

>>14242916
I'm not even suprised you're here, but I still want you to leave.

>> No.14242926

>>14242902
>implying she likes you and not your cock

>> No.14242925

>>14242902
They can be however you want in your headcanon, anon. Have your insomniac dormouse with bags under their eyes like >>14242047 if you want.

>> No.14242928 [DELETED] 

GOOD JOB GUYS
I TOLD YOU TO STOP BULLYING HIS WAIFU AND RIGGING BOB'S POLLS
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
AND NOW HE IS GONE
.LESS PLEASE COME BACK
GOOD FUCKING JOB GUYS
.LESS PLS
PLS

>> No.14242932

>>14242926
I'm not even suprised you're here, but I still want you to leave.

>> No.14242933

>>14242928
Fuck off .less

>> No.14242934
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14242934

>>14242916
Would cults be fun or horrible? It would be nice to be around monsters but wouldn't it just make your their servants?

>> No.14242935

>>14242919
God sees all, sinner.

>> No.14242936
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14242936

>>14242928
You sound like a turbofaggot.

>> No.14242938

>>14242925
But I don't want to deprive her of what she needs anon, I'm not a monster! Even just like, 6 hours would be fine. I'm not a social person, I just want a cuddly Dormouse waifu to talk to sometimes.

>> No.14242939

>>14242928
I love .less, he's my favorite Drawfag and a good friend. Anyone save his cute comic with Laska from last thread?

>> No.14242940

>>14242928
Don't worry, I'll start caring as soon as I can.

I promise, for reals this time.

>> No.14242941

>>14242934

I think Creed put it best, here:

https://youtu.be/KLvUTVcYSfw?t=4s

>> No.14242942

>>14242916
This is correct

>> No.14242945

KC IS TWEETING ABOUT CHESIRES

PANIC

>> No.14242946

>>14242443
I want to live near a bat cave and have parties all the time and play really loud music!

>> No.14242948

>>14242928
>AND NOW HE IS GONE
Good

>> No.14242951

>>14242889
Nice, charismatic paladins who carry yetis on their backs

>> No.14242952

>>14242934
There would be the cults that are an excuse to have lot of freaky orgies, and the ones where they want to tear down the old world to build a new lewder one.

>> No.14242954

>>14242945
>tfw your waifu is a meme

>> No.14242956

>>14242919
I mean, you could probably come close to that with 3DPD if you were willing to sink that low.

>> No.14242959

>>14242928
He will come back, where else would he go?

>> No.14242962

>>14242945
>"When to upright the Cheshire Cat is amazing last-minute sense of bamboo"
Did he adjust her profile art or something?
Or are we getting a Mist Continent equivalent to the Cheshire?

>> No.14242964

>>14242945
By the pricking of my thumbs

Something wicked this way comes

>> No.14242967
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14242967

>>14242954
I know that feel.

>> No.14242969

>>14242932
>implying she wouldn't fall just as far in love with any other guy with a working dick
>implying you won her heart by doing anything other than being first

>> No.14242970 [DELETED] 

If you could remove 3 active writefags who would it be and why?

>> No.14242973

>>14242967
I want to fuck that cat and afterwards she smokes in bed

>> No.14242974

>>14242967
I fucking hate that monstergirlsona.

>> No.14242976

>>14242970
All of our active ones are pretty okay you retard.

>> No.14242977
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14242977

So, with all of the other dakis taking up bed space, I think i'm going to be using my newest on as my head pillow, so i can rest my head on Miia's sexy sexy midriff


also look at the ring, I asked the artist to put it on because i also wear a ring for Miia

>> No.14242979

>>14242970
Stop stirring shit.

>> No.14242981

>>14242970
I would remove you for wasting hiroyuki's bandwidth

>> No.14242983

>>14242974
Me too. But at least he picked a monstergirl that was already ruined.

>> No.14242984

>>14242970
Alp, Alp and ___Alp__.

>> No.14242986

>>14242977
>spoiler
Holy shit nigga, you're in deep.

>> No.14242987

>>14242969
Paladin-chan pls leave, you are ugly and this is why nobody wants you.

>> No.14242988
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>>14242977
>also look at the ring, I asked the artist to put it on because i also wear a ring for Miia
That's sweet, that's really sweet

>>14242986
We've got other people deep in this too, I can only admire them.

>> No.14242989

>>14242977
When will you introduce her to your parents, anon?

>> No.14242990

Anon!
While you were gone, your daughter got some minomilk from a stranger, went lifting, and now looks like a minotaur took steroids.
Now she can't fit that cute dress for her cousins wedding!
What do you do?

>> No.14242992

>>14242981
To be fair, he sells our data for more shekels, so it's not that big of a loss for him.

>> No.14242993
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>>14242987
>Paladin-chan ... ugly
Come on dude, she just got her nose broken.

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>>14242954
Better than being a buzzword-abused one.

>> No.14242996

>>14242988
I'm not saying I don't admire his dedication, I just wonder what happened to him in the past, what drives him in the present.

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>>14242977

i shiggy diggy, man

>> No.14242999

>>14242990
Nothing wrong with buff daughterus. She can go as is.

>> No.14243000

>>14242990
Drink a lot of Hathor Milk, it'll probably balance out!

>> No.14243003

>>14242987
She doesn't see a person when she looks at you, anon. She sees a mobile spirit energy/orgasm dispenser.

Do you know why she calls you "Darling?" Because she doesn't remember your actual name.

>> No.14243005

>>14242993
She looks like a dyke there, she isn't one, right?

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>>14242986
I have shed all needs for 3D romantic or sexual relationships, friends are still nice though


>>14242989
No shit I actually know someone online who did that recently with their waifu, according to them it went over pretty well, I however don't like letting it leek out of my room besides small things like wearing my ring

>> No.14243012

>>14243005
She is a female human, so it's quite possible.

>> No.14243014

>>14242999
>Go to wedding
>Everyone has a second's pause as they realize that the muscled behemoth next to you and your waifu is your daughter.
>Daughter tries not to move too much lest she shred her dress.
>Manages to make it halfway through the reception before it snaps.

Now you have to coax her out of the bathroom Anon.

>>14243000
Enjoy your strongfat daughteru.

>> No.14243019

>>14243003
MGU stop posting anytime. This is my last reply.

>> No.14243024

>>14243007
Have you at least had a 3DPD relationship/sex before? I don't think I could ever swear it off before actually experiencing it. I guess that's why I haven't gone as hard as you, to be honest.

>> No.14243026

>>14243024
>Being a whore and sleeping around and not staying pure for your waifu
This life probably wouldn't be for you Anon.

>> No.14243027

What can we do to break the edgy paladin-chan?

>> No.14243030

>>14243007
Is it a nice ring?

>> No.14243033

>>14243027
>edgy
Is your skin made out of paper?

>> No.14243034

>>14243014
I tell her plenty of boys like strong women.

>> No.14243036

>>14243027
Force her into lewd, revealing outfits and at least some sort of constant bondage. A collar or handcuffs or even a gag that is locked on and can't be removed.

>> No.14243039

>>14243007
You absolute madman. Good luck on your waifudom path.

>> No.14243040

>>14243014
>Strongfat daughteru
Well see, she's cute and crisis averted.

>> No.14243044

>>14243027
Throw a succubus/mindflayer combo at her

>> No.14243045

>>14243027
Holst milk.
That's part of it's purpose beyond making ladies busty.

Sneak it to that harsh, sharp paladin for a few months and she'll become a bustier, more caring version of herself.

>> No.14243047

>>14243034
Now you're just going to hear her whine that it's just a lie they tell minotaurs to keep them going.
No guy would want a girl like her.

>>14243040
Yeah, till she shreds her dress a quarter of the way through the dancing at the reception.
You didn't make her small, just bigger in a different way.

>> No.14243050

>>14243045
Being more caring will just make her try harder to save you from the monsters, anon.

>> No.14243051

>>14243027
Do you mean edgy as in batman broody about her like a the world or edgy as in MGU bitching edgy?

>> No.14243053

>>14243027
Tie her up and hug her tight for hours while stroking her hair.

>> No.14243059

>>14243050
That's why you gotta go out with her and do your best to reign her in a bit.

Now your life is righting wrongs and doing good with your busty paladin companion.

>> No.14243062

>>14243047
How can I convince her I'm telling the truth?

>> No.14243063

>>14243047
Well, her dress may be shed, but at least she's cute. She can wear my coat while I lead her to the car, though I'm not sure if it'd cover her much.

There are plenty of boys out there that think Strongfat Monster Girls are cute though, she'll be fine.

>> No.14243064

>>14243050
I bet she'd turn yan and kidnap you to keep you safe for sure. Enjoy being tied to a hard convent bed and fed tasteless gruel with a wooden spoon every night and watching her shiver on the floor during the night since you've got the bed.

>> No.14243065

>>14243059
Best life. Best girl.

>> No.14243066

>>14242928
You say something like this every other day you faggot, he's always took breaks.

>> No.14243068

>>14243051
Your grammar is a little drunk.
If you meant "Broody about her life and the world" then yes lets go with that.

>> No.14243070
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14243070

I like Succubi.

>> No.14243072

>>14243024
No i haven't, but i've seen enough relationships go sour to know i want no part in it.

I know a few people who have had lasting relationships or marriage, but the whole idea just sounds fucking awful, people try so fucking hard to get laid or find a relationship and it almost always ends horribly for everyone, including people not even part of that relationship

I honestly think the future is going to be based around waifu/husbando bots and the invention of artificial wombs
Men will have their waifubot, and if they ever want a kid, they'll implant a donated egg into her robo womb and he'll impregnate her

Same could be done (but a lot simpler) with a husbando bot, where they just put in a pack of donated semen into his semen slot and he cums it out when they fuck for awhile

there would still be room for the rare normal couple, but they will be the minority.

>>14243030
it's not expensive or anything, but i like it a lot

I bought a steel band with a pattern kind of etched in, it has some weight to it but nothing that gets in the way

it's only been about a month, but my hand misses the feeling when i wake up in the morning

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>>14242977
> i also wear a ring for Miia
AUTISM IN ACTION

I wonder where is Jabberwocky fag?

>> No.14243076

>>14243027

Pair her up with a devil-may-care Varangian and send the two on hilarious misadventures, where she'll either dislodge the stick from her arse and grow a sense of humour or die trying.

>> No.14243077

>>14243062
I dunno anon.
How do you think you can make her think that?

>>14243063
But she's going to be crying about how no one loves girls like her.
She saw the looks Aunt Marsha was giving her.

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>>14242984
Why?

>> No.14243081

>>14243065
Indeed, now she's more susceptable to corruption though because she keeps seeing the eyes you give the monster girls you two save.

Better keep your eyes out lest she pick up a cursed item or fight a werewolf and get turned.

>> No.14243082

>>14243079
Wherever I go, I must also bully.

>> No.14243085

>>14243082
Can't you bully PRW into making more Sandworm, or Peny into finishing those darn tootin' maps?

>> No.14243086

>>14243027
stick her in a cave with a werebat that enjoys old memes.

>> No.14243087

>>14243077
By telling her that plenty of buff and strong girls get lots of boys. Maybe tell her to look around in the lifting forums for proof.

>> No.14243090

>>14243070
They're pretty indifferent about you, tbh.

>> No.14243091

>>14243085
I can, but I choose not to.

>> No.14243092

>Your MG waifu
>What things about your daughteru would look different because of your genes

>> No.14243093

>>14243007
>know someone online who did that recently with their waifu, according to them it went over pretty well,
Where do you find those people?

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>>14242967
This must be the work of Lawyer-chan...look at the size of that cigarette!

It's huge! Humongous! Incapable of being properly smoked!

>> No.14243096

>>14243085
I want Peny to make an update on Orphan.

>> No.14243097

>>14243051
>MGU bitching edgy
I don't get this, how would she act?

>> No.14243098

>>14243087
She's let out a sniff and is now looking from a crack in the door and asking you "really?"
Keep it up Anon.

>> No.14243101

>>14243095
It's obvious that Latenight didn't draw that.

>> No.14243102

>>14243081
>saving monsters
Well there was our first mistake.

>> No.14243104

>>14243093
small waifu communities man

they're all really nice people

I'm sure you would like them anon

>> No.14243105

>>14243072
That does sound like a nice future.

>> No.14243106

>>14243098
They do. That Amazoness that lives across the street has three kids and has been married happily for years.

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>>14243072
>Men will have their waifubot, and if they ever want a kid, they'll implant a donated egg into her robo womb and he'll impregnate her
Not in our century fam

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>>14243091
Well I choose to no longer be bullied. I choose the impossible.
I choose to go dancing with the missus while you stay here and seethe with rage.

>> No.14243112

>>14243102
Why wouldn't you save them?

>> No.14243113

>>14243086
>Return to cave after a week.
>paladin chan is in the corner muttering "The cake is a lie" and "The balls are inert"repeatedly.

>> No.14243114

>>14243108
Maybe we'll at least get some sort of VR or AR so we can sex and romance computer bots.

>> No.14243115

>>14243102
Hey, a child in need is a child in need.
Have you never run into the "Goblin children, what do?" quandary?

>>14243106
The door explodes open and she's hugging you so hard that your bones are creaking, telling you 'thankyouthankyouthankyou" ad nauseum.
It's a little awkward considering that she's basically topless.

>> No.14243117

>>14243101
It was a reference to...

Ahh never mind.

>> No.14243120

>>14243115
I jut have to get a new door and buy her some bigger clothes.

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14243121

>Offered a monstergirl to live with you for an exchange program
>It's just a skeleton
What do

>> No.14243122

>>14243115
>Have you never run into the "Goblin children, what do?" quandary?

I have. They helped me build my wizard tower. Goblin child labor is best child labor. Not that I'd turn down kobold or dwarf mind you.

>> No.14243126

>>14243097
She so adamant about her opinions that other paladins back away slowly as she starts ranting.
And the church has banned her from spreading its word, but she thinks they are the ones with the problem.

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>>14243108
We may not experience the blessing
but we can work towards building a better future, where future neets and waifufags and live in bliss


>>14243114
they have that AR mask thing that i think windows is doing i forget, but it looked pretty cool, it was going to be a computer meant to be worn around the house
, not like a google glass that's supposed to be for everywhere

but their idea and concepts sounded really cool, and with enough commissioned artwork, and some help from a lot of my programming friends, I know i could incorporate a virtual Miia into everything i do

>> No.14243128

>>14243121
Give her some spirit energy injections.

>> No.14243130

>>14243121
Try not to stare at her hips and buy extra milk every time I go to the grocery store.

>> No.14243131

>>14243095
Could you explain what's going on in this picture?
Because it's cute and I need context.

>> No.14243133

>>14243131
They're dancing, having the time of their life.

>> No.14243134

>>14243114
Highly doubt that
IMO sophisticated VR and AR will appear only in 2050-60
Now we just stuck with just shitty "monitor really close to your eyes" things

>> No.14243137

>>14243134
That's still in our lifetime nigga, or are you an oldfag?

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>>14243121
Spend an eternity listening to veteran stories of the skeleton war

>> No.14243142

>>14243127
You cold just make a tulpa.

>> No.14243144

>>14243110
You'll never stop me.

>> No.14243145

>>14243120
Good man.
Just pray she doesn't get the idea that those men include you.

>>14243122
Up until it explodes.

>> No.14243146

>>14243126
Yeah, that sums it up.
I'd pick paladin chan over MGU paladin chan any day.

>> No.14243148

>>14243112
Monsters don't have moral value, doncha know. They only look like people, they aren't actually people.

>> No.14243150

>>14243144
I just did. You'll never get rid of me. Ever.

>> No.14243151

>>14243142
i'm not schizophrenic though

>> No.14243152

>>14243133
Is the girl a succubus or a dragon or something else entirely? I can't tell.

>> No.14243153

>>14243151
But don't you want her to be a part of you?

>> No.14243154

>>14243151
yet

>> No.14243157

>>14243152
Looks like a Dragon to me.

>> No.14243158

>>14243150
Fool, that means I can bully you for all eternity.

My victory is eternal.

>> No.14243159

>>14243145
>Up until it explodes.

Gotta have a self-destruct button in my lair. I mean, that's just a matter of class. Now why they installed it in my favorite chair, right where I like to rest my mug, is something I cannot fathom.

>> No.14243161

>>14243158
But how will you do it now that I've transcended beyond you?

>> No.14243162

>>14243159
It wouldn't get used otherwise.

>> No.14243163

>>14243137
I pretty sure I won't live to my 50-60. I would die from some shit or off myself

>> No.14243165

>>14243145
If she does, I tell her that I'm taken and that there's plenty of boys that would like her.

>> No.14243167

>>14243161
The only thing you've trancended is your manhood, Alp.

>> No.14243168

>>14243163
Debbie Downer, please. I intend to live to be 90!

>> No.14243169

>>14243154
>>14243153
Honestly, If i thought i could actually drive myself insane if it meant i could actually interact with Miia, i would do it in a heartbeat


I wouldn't mind being locked in the loony bin if it meant i could see and feel Miia all the time

>> No.14243172

>>14243165
But she put on a nice baby doll and everything!
And those guys on the forum keep posting "abs or GTFO"

>> No.14243173

>>14243167
And yet you have no power here.

>> No.14243174

>>14243169
JUST DO IT. What's the worst that can happen?

>> No.14243175

>>14243146
>MGU paladin chan
so what would other paladin chans Like MGR and MGE wiki act like?

>> No.14243176

>>14243151
>wearing a ring imagining the other belongs to anime character
>not a schizophrenic
Pick one

You may as well go full shizo

JUST DO IT
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
Make your dreams come true! Just do it!

>> No.14243178

>>14243174
I could drive myself insane and not see miia, or i could imagine her and she would hate me

>> No.14243181

>>14243173
That's not true, I have determination.

>> No.14243183

>>14242990
Maybe I can dress her in a suit and pants for the wedding. When we get home we will rehab her till she's as soft as her mother and back to wearing cute dresses and her slutty schoogirl uniform again

>> No.14243185

>>14243168
I'm gunning for 100!

>> No.14243186

>>14243005
Human females have it rough in MGC.

>> No.14243188

>>14243175
dunno, I don't visit MGR and I don't look at the comments on the wiki to get a feel of the community

>> No.14243190

>>14243172
Why hasn't she posted those abs yet? She's going to make those boys swoon.

>> No.14243192

That Miia guy reminds me of Jabberwocky guy
Is he still here?
Did he kill himself?

>> No.14243193

>>14243183
I feel like all school uniforms for little MGs would be slutty.

>> No.14243194

>>14243181
And you're determined to do what, exactly? Choose between a humanoid footjob and a chitinous handjob?

>> No.14243196

>>14243183
Good man.
She doesn't tear them, although folks at the wedding wonder why she's dressed like a guy and gotten sick gains.

>>14243190
Because it's weird letting strangers see her abs.

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>>14243192
I actually talk to him a lot

he's a nice guy

we talk about artists to commission

and how much better reptiles are to all other forms of monstergirls

>> No.14243203

>>14243175
Fuck that, what would a paladin chan for US act like?

>> No.14243205

>>14243194
>chitinous handjob
Begone Alp, you don't belong in this world.

>> No.14243210

>>14243186
They would. Not only would they have to avoid being corrupted if they want to stay human, men are being grabbed by monstergirls, and if they're lesbians then they might turn into monstergirls and love the dick.

>> No.14243212

>>14243205
I'll not part till I have my payment for those three wishes.

>> No.14243214

>>14243185
Live forever or die trying.

>> No.14243215

>>14243202
You made a friend of other anon outside 4chan?

Huh

>> No.14243217

>>14243212
Silly Alp, alps don't grant wishes!

>> No.14243219

>>14243196
What's the point of having abs if you don't show them off to random strangers to boost your ego?

>> No.14243221

>>14243203
Easy, she has mixed views on a lot of things and shitstoms are headaches where she argues aloud with herself for hours.

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>>14243217
Alps can make all your dreams come true, Daddy-O.

>> No.14243225

>>14243186
They would get corrupted in the matter of weeks

>> No.14243226

>>14243215
Met on an IRC completely by chance

>> No.14243227

>>14243224
No they can't! Alps can't make me rich or give me a cute loli snek waifu or make me master of the universe! Alps are just a bunch of butts!

>> No.14243230

>>14243221
you forgot the part about her shouting "fuck off!" or "please go!" when someone mentions something she knows she doesn't like.

>> No.14243231

>>14243227
Alps have the same powers as Nightmares do, you know.
Betcha didn't think of that, boya.

>> No.14243232

>>14243224
I want to put an Alp in a submission hold and make her tap out.
Fucking MWF putting me up against jobbers every night. I want something stronger!

>> No.14243236

>>14243215
It's not that uncommon, there's two guys I talk to who I met through 4chan related stuff but it wasn't anyone from these threads.
It's kind of sad that I talk to those two anons more than most people I actually know.

>> No.14243237

>>14243221
So instead of a paladin, we are a chimera?

>> No.14243238

>>14243232
Em-vee-effu?

>> No.14243239

>>14243231
I didn't because it isn't true! Stop with your lies Alp, I can see right through you! If you really can grant wishes, prove it to me! Prove it to me right here and now!

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>>14243210
Human woman looking to stay human in MGC will probably make use of various magical equipment (absorption rings/amulets) to reduce/remove any demonic energy around.

They'd still have to avoid the more heavily infested areas (inner city) and would likely have their own "human dominated" neighbourhoods with it's own shops etc.

When it comes to getting a man, any woman will have to learn to play aggresive and not take no for an answer.

>>14242993
Shows a pretty realistic view of that. I bet there would be plenty of conflict between MG and Human females, even if humans generally are weaker than MG.

They would likely band together anyway, forming clubs or even gangs to ensure a man and thus securing a family.

That's how I think it would be anyway.

>>14243225
Depends on your view, but yes. Without any magical tools, neither human males or females would stay human for longer than a few days.

Magitek equipment to keep corruption at bay would be a booming business.

>> No.14243243

>>14243239
Sure. Do you want a footjob from a Pharaoh or a handjob from a Soldier Beetle? Speak thy wish, and it shall be granted!

>> No.14243244
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14243244

>>14243238
Monster Wrestling Federation.
What, did you stumble out of the portal yesterday?

>> No.14243245

>>14243243
I want neither! I want to cuddle with a loli snek!

>> No.14243246

>>14242252
I already take my Wurm to sunday school every week.

>> No.14243249

>>14243245
If you don't make a proper wish, it can't be granted. I'm throwing you a bone here, you dog.

>> No.14243250

>>14243244
I want to mud wrestle with a p'orc.

>> No.14243254

>>14243244
I want to put an alp in in a boston crab and listen to her screams.

>> No.14243255

>>14242456
Stop making the Yetis cry, Anon.

>> No.14243256

>>14243249
I said my wish! Wait a second, are you one of those assholes who grant wishes based on specific wording instead of intentions? Begone foul demon!

>> No.14243259

>>14243244
I want Steve Austin in the MWF

>> No.14243263

>>14243237
If this thread where a paladin chan then yes we were corrupted into a chimera
constant arguing on different sides, but when we all agree on something, shit gets dangerous.

>> No.14243264

>>14243007
See, now this worries me.

You say you don't like letting it leak out, but what if any member of your family ask you about the ring? What do you say?
I assume you wear it on your left ring finger like any wedding band. So what if your parents start wondering if you got married in secret, or something?

>> No.14243265

>>14243256
Make a choice and you shall be granted your desire! Do it now!
1. Pharaoh Footjob
2. Soldier Beetle handjob

>> No.14243268

>>14243246
When will she be ready for her confirmation, anon?

>> No.14243269

>>14243240
>When it comes to getting a man, any woman will have to learn to play aggressive and not take no for an answer.
>They would likely band together anyway, forming clubs or even gangs to ensure a man and thus securing a family.

I don't like what you're implying.

>> No.14243271

>>14243219
Well, she doesn't want to show them off to total strangers.

>> No.14243272

>>14243265
You aren't listening you cheeky motherfucker! I'm done talking to you unless you can grant me my real wish.

>> No.14243273

>>14243263
When was this thread unified in their opinion and it was considered dangerous?

>> No.14243274

>>14243271
Then how will people know she's buff?

>> No.14243275

>>14243264
when i'm around them i take it off a lot
they don't ask me when i forget to take it off

I think they just assume i wear it not to be approached since they know i don't care for relationships

>> No.14243276

>>14243269
Look at this fag who doesn't want to be the mascot of an all-girl human biker gang. Look at him and laugh.

>> No.14243278

>>14243269
Gangbangs full of fat faceless businesswomen?

>> No.14243280
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>>14243272
But you didn't make a wish. I offered you an opportunity to do so, yet you didn't.
Guess you're just a no good, dirty coward.

>> No.14243281
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14243281

>>14243259
Funny you should mention that.

>> No.14243282

>>14243280
Goodbye Alp, we're done here.

>> No.14243285

>>14243276
I just want a nice law-abiding monstergirl wife, is that so much to ask?

>> No.14243287

>>14243275
Ah, that makes sense. And I suppose, even if they don't assume that, you can just give them that reason if ever they ask.

>> No.14243290

>>14243281
Why did this make me laugh so much

>> No.14243291

>>14243282
See what I meant when I said you have no power here?

>> No.14243292
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14243292

>>14243263
so what you are saying is that this here is /mgt/ chan?

>> No.14243293

>>14243274
Considering that it shows through all but the baggiest clothes, that should be enough.

>> No.14243294

>>14243285
Yes.

>> No.14243296

>>14243121
cool she can live with the other skeletons in my closet

>> No.14243298

>>14243292
Why did KC have to add those ugly head pauldrons anyways? It's common knowledge that the Chimera had goat and draconic portions of its body.

>> No.14243300
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>>14243181
>Determination
You idiot

>> No.14243301
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14243301

>>14243290
Because you imagined JR's voice saying it.

>> No.14243303

>>14243300
Please stop posting Undertale shit.

>> No.14243304
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14243304

>>14243074
>>14243192
It's Jabberwock not Jabberwocky get it right guys.

>> No.14243306

>>14243300
>>14243303
What is this Undertale and why does it permeate our threads whenever shitposting is rampant?

>> No.14243307

>Feed slime salt
What happen?

>> No.14243309

>>14243304
The Queen's Jabberwocky.

>> No.14243310

>>14243301
>Mankind will never defend his virginity along with socko in the MWF
I'm sad
>>14243306
It's a game.

>> No.14243311

>>14243292
Yeah pretty much

>> No.14243312

>>14243294
But they'll mistreat me!

>>14243278
So they would find nice innocent young men and threaten to fire them unless they worked "overtime"? I hope it wouldn't end like most faceless doujins.

>> No.14243313

>>14243306
>What is this Undertale
Some furry indie game.
>and why does it permeate our threads whenever shitposting is rampant?
It has a rather obnoxious fanbase.

>> No.14243314

>>14243306
It's the flavor of the month game. It'll die out in a few weeks.

>> No.14243315

>>14243307
i put salt on slime it hiss at penis

>> No.14243317

>>14243306
Its a pretty good game

>> No.14243318

>>14243304
Puffy areolae.

>> No.14243320
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14243320

>>14242838

>> No.14243321

>>14243304
Still not as good as Vanilla, Wurm or Wyvren.

>> No.14243323

>>14243314
I wish 5 nights got that memo

>> No.14243324

>>14243310
>socko's virginity get taken first

>> No.14243325

>>14243306
Popular game which came out recently. Like Earthbound, with spidergirls.

>>14243307
Slime get small.

>> No.14243327

>>14243320
I like assertive monstergirls.

>> No.14243328

>>14243312
Mistreat you? Have you never read A Brother's Price?

>> No.14243330

>>14243320
See this is how you heal a heart

>> No.14243331
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14243331

>>14243269
It's only natural. In MGC where there is a shortage of men and MG are naturally superior to human females, any human females not willing to throw away their humanity need to adapt and up the stakes. The gender roles are turned around here, which is especially dangerous since men aren't as likely to say no to somoene offering them a good time.

>>14243278
Is unlikely however.

You could probably expect every single human to be fit and trained. While not heavily muscled, since they still need/or prefer to try and seduce a male instead (and heavily muscled girls are not attractive to most), you can always expect a female to be in good condition.

While all human woman will universally be aggresive in their pursuit of a male, many will choose different tactics to do so.
The especially talented might choose to apply those talents and earn lots of money, working like a Tanuki does and getting themselves a man that way.

Others will prefer working together, "distracting" other MG's while one female courts a male. How aggresive they do this will vary, but not seeing that cute Weresheep show up in college randomly because she "fell from the stairs" is a real risk. While you meanwhile have that human female console and dote on you, trying to get you to go out with her.

>>14243276
And then there's those who entirely gang up together and don't care about the law at all. Kidnappings, rape etc. Human females don't live very long compared to MG, and will likely get desperate soon enough if nothing works.

The conclusion? MGC is a harsh place to live, especially for human woman.

>> No.14243332

>>14243292
It would be weird to see our shitstorms acted out by her.

>> No.14243334

>>14243304
>Censored
Is there a possibility of us seeing the uncensored version?

>> No.14243336

>>14243321
Vanilla is a mater of personal taste
Wyvren a shit
And Wurm isn't even a real dragon

Jabberwock a cute

>> No.14243337

>>14243320

[x] Turn to mush

>> No.14243342

>>14243324
Would Al Snow carry a dullahan head to all his matches?

>> No.14243343
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14243343

>>14243321
>>14243336
>tfw everyone forgets Ryu

>> No.14243344

>>14243343
Who?

>> No.14243345

>>14243336
>being wrong on so many levels
Verily, I underestimated the power of your wrongness.

>>14243343
I'm sorry.

>> No.14243346

>>14243331
>You could probably expect every single human to be fit and trained
You've forgotten the first rule of human women: Don't improve yourself when you can force others to settle for less.

>> No.14243347
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14243347

>>14243343
Ryu is just Water Wurm. Here's some proof: a picture of a Water Bookwurm. Only a Wurm would be dumb enough to bring library books to water with her.

>> No.14243348

>>14243331
>sisters instructed in martial arts, raised to protect their brothers
>one man shared between female siblings because of skewed gender ratio
>midnight raids on other families' compounds to take their men
>men kept inside as much as possible, only allowed out under armed escort

>> No.14243349

>>14243346
Heh, It's funny because it's true.

>> No.14243350
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14243350

>>14243321
Well that's your opinion, and we're all entitled to them. Even if they're wrong. Then again, more for me.

>>14243334
It's censored in the "artist sent me someone else's commissions with the picture and I cropped them out"

But you'll probably see those commissions here anyways since it's someone from here.

>> No.14243353

>>14243332
>Hey /mgt/-chan this Liz my lizard friend
>Nice to met you Liz I'm- LIZARDS STRONK- LIZARDS A SHIT- I like Alps- REMOVE MONSTER GIRLS- HELP THE MOFU MOB IS AFTER ME- >you will never have a lizard waifu

Etc, etc I tried

>> No.14243355

>>14243345
Wyvern is only good to bully which is useless if you're a sub

Vanilla is S tier

Wurm is also S tier but she's a fake dragon

Jabberwock is all of the good bits of Vanilla, and the fun bits wonderland, and she has cute brown skin

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14243357

>>14243343
Wyvern gets even less attention, and they're prime material for childhood friend stuff.

>> No.14243358

>>14243350
>Even if they're wrong
I'd be offended, but plebs who like wonderland trash are beyond help.

>> No.14243359

>>14243331
They would be at a disadvantage. monstergirls are already at a higher level then humans and they can do things that humans could never do

>And then there's those who entirely gang up together and don't care about the law at all. Kidnappings, rape etc.
Scary. Imagine having a female friend or coworker who suddenly turns on you and drugs you, inviting her friends over so she can share her catch.

>> No.14243360

>>14243355
>Vanilla is S tier
At least we can agree on that.

>> No.14243361

>>14243346
Which won't work well in MGC. There aren't many men to begin with, and MG which are naturally superior in every way don't share the same idea.

Men won't be getting a chance to even look at a human female, since they will at the very least have one MG courting them. Worst of all: Human females can't mark males like MG do. So a human male will always seem free to a MG, no matter if he has a human female as girlfriend.

So even if she manages to have some male settle for her, he might and will get snatched by an MG soon .

>> No.14243362

>>14243358
Fuck you, some worderland girls are great.

>> No.14243364

>>14243362
Prove it.

>> No.14243366

>>14243364
Not him but Jabberwocks have the sexiest feet out of all the Dragons. Of which three have feet.

>> No.14243368
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14243368

>>14243355
Jabberwocks aren't just cute, they're soft.

>>14243366
This too.

>> No.14243370

>>14243366
>sexiest feet
>mfw I have no face which could convey what I'm feeling right now

>> No.14243371

>>14243370
Then perhaps you should go to a plastic surgeon. Having a face is great, I highly recommend it.

>> No.14243372

>>14243359
>they can do things that humans could never do
Like feel love.

>> No.14243373

>>14243361
When the monsters find a man who's already wedded to a human woman, don't they just turn her into a monster?

>> No.14243374

>>14243362
Cheshire is perfection, they may be overused at this point but I have a huge weakness for smug and will go to great lengths for smug girls.

Hell I'm even watching Seraph of the End for Shinoa even though it's fujoshi bait.

>> No.14243375

>>14243366
I'd totally call your foot fetish shit, but then I realized that footfags exist everywhere on this site in some manner.

>> No.14243376

>>14243374
Don't forget about Mad Hatters, they are awesome.

>> No.14243377

>>14243375
But I'm not even a footfag. Why would you jump to extreme conclusions like that?
I mean come on. If you like a girl's tits, does this automatically mean you prefer tits to asses, or vice versa? If you state you like some part of a girl, does this mean you have a fetish for this particular part?
No. Don't be a dumb-dumb.

>> No.14243378

>>14243375
It's not like your opinion is worth a shit anyway.

>> No.14243379

>>14243364
jubjubs have the best wings of all the harpies and come with big tits

>> No.14243380

>>14243372
>implying she loves you for anything about yourself
>implying you aren't completely interchangeable with every other man with a working cock
>implying she isn't only with you because you ran the slowest

>> No.14243381

>>14243376
That they are.

So are Dormice to some extent, I don't usually like girls like that but they're strangely adorable.

>> No.14243383

WONDERLAND OFFICIAL TIER LIST

>S
>Chesire
>Jabberwock

>A
>Jubjub
>Mad Hatter

>B
>Alice
>March Hare
>Wererabbit

>D
>Humpty Egg

We're all in agreement?

>> No.14243386

>>14243379
>liking the thing that births the creepy egg things
Into the trash.jpg

>> No.14243388

>>14243380
>all this lies
What did I told you, MGU-chan?

>> No.14243391
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14243391

>>14243331
I am Alexander Smitan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to his virginity?
"No," says the child in the Sabbath, "it belongs to the little girls."
"No," says the priest in Pandemonium, "it belongs to the Fallen God."
"No," says the woman in the Demon Realm, "it belongs to everyone!"
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapeless! A city where the boy would not fear the christmas cake; where the man would not be bound by snake-women; where the righteous would not be caught, constrained, and courted by the vile! And with the power of your wizardry, Rapeless can become your city as well!

>> No.14243392

>>14243379
Not him, but you are correct.

They're also very fluffy, and your daughterus may potentially start out as super fuzzy oppai lolis.

>> No.14243395

>>14243386
i'd take my Jubjub out of Wonderland and hope that solves the egg troubles. I like to ignore humpty eggs being a thing too.

>> No.14243397
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14243397

>>14243373
That's going to depend. While KC's vision is of a perfect world, you could very easily imagine that an MG, who can't smell a mark on a human male out working in the woods will not care about a human marriage. Those yells about him being married? Why would she believe that?

in MGC that will certainly be the case. Sure you could wear a wedding ring, or some kind of marking to show that you are married to a human female. But not all MG will believe or care for that.

MGC would likely have laws to prevent forcefull corruption, but with the enforcement of the law in general already being bad, that really means nothing. That's not mentioning a potentially corrupt or biased towards MG law enforcement.

It's all more reason for human females to stick together. This will also be one of the reasons why the order is still so popular, despite having put (most) bloodshed behind them long ago.

Order "controlled" housing will likely be warded to hell and back, just help protect their members. Members themselves will never be unarmed, and will certainly carry more than one magical tool.

Everything to even the odds.

>> No.14243400

>>14243391
I'd sooner trust my virginity to Reverend Cumsock, thank you.

>> No.14243403

>>14243269
I do like it.

>> No.14243404

>>14243392
and i love my oppai lolis. she'd get so spoiled.

>> No.14243405

>>14243383
Based on what criteria?

Personally, I'd edit it to the following:
>A: March Hare, Dormouse
>B: Alice, Hatter, Jubjub

But that's just me.

>> No.14243406

>>14243383
Jabberwock>Mad hatter>Jubjub=March Hare>Dormouse>Alice>Humpty Egg>Chesire.

>> No.14243409

>>14243383
>Jubjub
I'd say she's a B- at this point, she was a B+ at first but the whole "your babies might hatch into undeveloped fetus slimes and rape a man the moment they open their eyes" deal sort of ruined them.

Fit Dormouse into A and we have a deal.

>> No.14243410

>>14243388
If you had been the second slowest, she would be equally happy with and devoted to the other guy. She doesn't love you, she loves her "husband." The fact that you are it is completely incidental.

>> No.14243417

>>14243403
Are you saying you want a gang of human women to force you to have sex with them, before they take it on their terms?

>> No.14243419

>>14243406
>Cheshire THAT low
It isn't her fault that she became the subject of so much shitposting,

>> No.14243421

>>14243417
Yes

>> No.14243424

>>14243410
What's this?

>> No.14243426

>>14243395
Ignoring the problem won't make it go away, sadly.

>> No.14243429

alright, hear me out

CC Humpty Egg

>> No.14243431

>>14243410
>The fact that you are it is completely incidental.
Is this supposed to be a problem, every relationship can be written of as "if it wasn't you it would be someone else." I mean there's a lot of people out there who ended up with their partner due to a one time meeting becoming something more, humans are no different from monsters in that regard.

>> No.14243433

>>14243419
But almost every-time she's brought up, she's ruining something.

>> No.14243434

>>14243424
Just ignore the faggot, he's been trying to start shit for a while now.

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>>14243350
Let's just post the whole thing.

>> No.14243441

>>14243429
It's still shit, not even christmas cake magic can save that abomination.

>> No.14243444

>>14243429
I'd be fine with an ara ara~ Slime who comes with a shell I can chill with her in.
If she smells like eggs though, I'll kill myself.

>> No.14243447

>>14243429
No, I will hear no more from you.

>> No.14243449

>>14243429
As long as the ass and titties are fat I don't mind.

>> No.14243453

>>14243391
A man chooses, a slave obeys.

>> No.14243454

>>14243434
Okay.
>>14243435
Shit, is the one in the right a Lilim? Cool.

>> No.14243456

>>14243435
That's some nice shit.

>> No.14243460

>>14243435
>2 commissions of your OCs
>After so many commissions already lately
HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS

>> No.14243462

>>14243460
Daytrading

I also may or may not have leverage on several tanukis.

>> No.14243464

>>14242977
>Spoiler
Well. Confirmation we've got at least one true-blue through-and-through waifufag.

As if the cash you've spent on dakis of one girl wasn't evidence enough, but still...

>> No.14243465

>>14243431
That's not exactly fair though. Not unless humans rape the first thing they catch, and then suddenly decide they like it.

>> No.14243472

>>14243435
>That Lilim
I don't care if it is a donut steel, I would.
>>14243460
Eh he doesn't do them all that often and think how many people buy a different video game every second week. It's just how he enjoys himself.

>> No.14243474

So are we going to get canon shark girls this week?

>> No.14243475

>>14243474
No we're going to get furry kitsune and you're going to like it.

>> No.14243476

>>14243072
>Thirds are invented
>They begin to spread throughout the human population
>They're still intelligent and, after a time, are granted the same rights as humans
>Nothing changes
>Except for more variety and some Thirds going for fantastic body augmentations that're impossible on humans
Well, we'll get MGs, of a kind, at least?

>>14243108
Well, there are private drives pushing towards colonizing Mars...

>>14243127
Yeah, Microsoft's set is looking good for AR development, while Sony seems to be pushing ahead on VR interactivity. Haven't heard much of the Oculus as of late...

>> No.14243478

>>14243431
That is a cogent point, but consider: human women at least have preferences that their partner is selected to satisfy. They look for personality features, habits, looks, etc. While it is almost certain that there are multiple men who would meet any given woman's criteria, the one who makes the winning bid can be satisfied in the knowledge that she saw something in him that made him preferable over all her other suitors.

A monster, by contrast, has a selection scheme something along the lines of, "the first man and hose spirit energy I develop a dependency for." This is a criterion which can be fulfilled by literally any man, so long as he is in the right place at the right time. There is no personal trait of his which recommends him over the others in which he might take pride. His sole accomplishment is meeting the minimal standard of male human functioning.

When you ask, "what is it about me that makes me my monster girl waifu's ideal man," the answer is simply, "the flavor of your semen/spirit energy." I'm not saying human women are great, I'm saying monster girls are even worse.

>> No.14243481

>>14243304
>Sweaterwocks
Oh me oh my. Can't wait to see this one finished.

>> No.14243484

>>14243435
What artist is this? Where can I find their information?

>> No.14243485

I want to give Mino Milk to an Oni and see what happens.

>> No.14243487

>>14243429
H-how? Is she baked into it? Do we have pastry girls now? Is that guro?

>> No.14243488
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14243488

>>14243485
You've really done it this time, you madman.

>> No.14243490

>>14243484
Osiimi-Chan. They're listed on the excel sheet. There's a bunch of good drawfags open right now.

>> No.14243492

>>14243488
I'll give it to a Blue Oni so the muscle growth isn't too ridiculous. Besides, Blue Oni are hotter.

>> No.14243494
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14243494

>>14243488
Delete that.

Don't tarnish muscle monstergirls with that garbage.

>> No.14243495

>>14243357
I've pissed around with wyvern stories in my head for a while, but nothing's come of it yet.
Actually, I really like the whole Dragoon idea. Just imagine a bunch of people living in a fortress-city, isolated high within a secluded, mountain range. The inhabitants would coexist with the wyverns who populate the region, trading goods and services, and just generally getting along. The wyverns can provide transportation and food/resources from the surrounding lands with ease, and the inhabitants can provide them with... anything, really. Whatever humans and other monstergirls in that era are capable of giving, be it goods, clothing, or knowledge.
And then, of course, you have the Dragoons. The knights special to that city, raised and trained to cooperate with the wyverns, fight the monsters who terrorise the mountains, and traverse the treacharous terrain on their usual patrols.

It's definitely something to add to my ideas list. Though right now I'm tied up writing two stories, one with a yeti, and another with a time dragon.

>>14243487
To Serve Monstergirls.

>> No.14243496

>>14243494
This madman>>14243485
gave muscle girls Minomilk. I am not responsible.

>> No.14243498

>>14243495
What would this place be called? In The Color of Magic, the Dragonrides lived in Wyrmberg.

>> No.14243500
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14243500

>>14243496
What's the average height for a Blue Oni? I need to know so that I can factor that in. Just in case mino milk increases height, too.

>> No.14243501

>>14243490
>Single character: $30- $60, depending on the level of details.
That is tempting, although I'm supposed to be saving to pay for the Chirstmas season and still have to pay an artist.

>> No.14243502

>>14243353
Points for trying

>> No.14243503

>>14243498
In the Fablehaven series there's a Dragon preserve called Wyrmroost.

>> No.14243505

>>14243503
Wyvernstad, and everyone gets a Slavic name and a Kiki.

>> No.14243507

>>14243505
Scratch that, stad is Swedish.

>> No.14243511

>>14243495
>Actually, I really like the whole Dragoon idea. Just imagine a bunch of people living in a fortress-city, isolated high within a secluded, mountain range. The inhabitants would coexist with the wyverns who populate the region, trading goods and services, and just generally getting along. The wyverns can provide transportation and food/resources from the surrounding lands with ease, and the inhabitants can provide them with... anything, really. Whatever humans and other monstergirls in that era are capable of giving, be it goods, clothing, or knowledge.
Sounds like my idea. Except for that I had the idea of a small village, in the lower reaches of the fortress-city, populated by other species who had come to trade goods and the like, and remained for whatever reason...

And of course, all sorts of dragons in addition to wyverns.

>>14243498
>>14243503
I've been unable to think of anything besides "Ishgard". Obviously that's not gonna fly, so my next thought was "Drakengard". I just worry that people might associate that too heavily with the game series; but I've been unable to think of anything better...

>> No.14243512

>>14243460
He only commissioned the Jabber dude, he said that the other two are from different people the artist just sent them all that way.

>> No.14243516

>>14243512
He was talking about ELH's Lilim and dragon, they're both probably by him.

>> No.14243517

>>14243511
Google Translate is always helpful. Just keep plugging in the word Dragon and translating it into random languages.

>> No.14243518

>>14243512
Jabberwockfag already posted, he's talking about ELH who got his Lilim and his Dragon.

>> No.14243520

>>14243502
T-thanks, I want to make Anon laugh when I grow up

>> No.14243522

>>14243517
That's kind of how I got the name of the MC's Dragon "Mount"/Wife.

>> No.14243524

>>14243511
Here's a name for you: Aarspitze. If I got that right, it means "eagle peak".

>> No.14243528

>>14243524
Eh...

>> No.14243529

>>14243391
DEUS VULT!

>> No.14243536
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>>14243528
I try to be helpful and this is what I get. Well fuck you then! Hmph!

>> No.14243538

>>14243520
I've been told I have horribly low standards so it wont take much to make me laugh.

>> No.14243539

>>14243496
Anybody else remember a while back when http://pastebin.com/4ya5gmxY got posted?
Did anybody else want to see more with this?

>> No.14243544
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>>14243495
I've had a Wyvern story in my head that involved some unnecessarily convoluted shit.
...along with /ss/, and I'm very aware people aren't into that.
>Wyvern manages to stealth her way into an enemy monstergirl-run stronghold in order to rescue a young Dragoon-to-be that was kidnapped from her community
>with the rescued boy in tow, her defensive options limited further since she's only capable of flying in short bursts dues the fact she hasn't found a Rider to lose her virginity to, and can't transform into Wyvern mode as a result
>Is forced into a situation where she has to rummage around for an aphrodisiac that'll put the kid to sleep, thus allowing to perform the mounting ritual before the guards come to their location
Now ow does that garbage sound?

>> No.14243545

>>14243539
I do.

>> No.14243546

>>14243539
Sure, why not. And you can stop using the spoiler function like that and writing a couple of paragraphs and then begging for people to tell you to continue.

>> No.14243547

>>14243538
So have I, never once were so few fucks given

>> No.14243549

>>14243546
Assuming you're talking about >>14243544, I'm not him.

>> No.14243550

>>14243536
It's not that I don't appreciate the thought anon. And it might've worked at one point before I changed some stuff around. But just..."Eagle Peak" for...Dragons. Sure, Eagles are majestic and all, but it just seems like if a bunch of haughty, superior dragons lived there, they'd complain about "Having to live on an eagle's mountain rather than one fit for a dragon". Even if they were a minority versus wyverns, I still can't help but imagine such complaints popping up.

>>14243544
Eh...5/10. Not a fan of sex ex machina.

>> No.14243551

>>14243544
how does*

>> No.14243553

>>14243549
What? No, I'm talking about the person I replied to.

>> No.14243555

I want to play strip poker with monster girls.

>> No.14243557

>>14242859
>>14242878
Fuck off Deruella.

>> No.14243559

>>14243550
>Wyverns complaining a place isn't named after them
Well if that's how you want it, you can have a lame name like Wyverngrad and be done with it.

>> No.14243560

>>14243549
I wasn't even writing a story though?

>> No.14243564

>>14243539
Do it.
>>14243546
>And you can stop using the spoiler function like that
What do you have against surprise boxes?

>> No.14243565

>>14243559
Uh, I even said I was talking about the actual DRAGON population complaining, even if they're a minority next to the much more populous Wyverns who wouldn't care.

You just know that of any girls, Dragons would definitely be a "Vocal Minority".

>> No.14243566

>>14243555
I want to play it with a Wurm who doesn't understand the rules and isn't quite bright enough to notice cheating going on.

>> No.14243567

>>14243564
I'm not the author, I just was saying I wanted to see more of it. Muscles a best.

>> No.14243568

>>14243511
You just have to be more creative. Use the latin structure for adjectives for one.

Lapidrake
Saxum Wyverni

etc.

>> No.14243569

>>14243565
The very idea of Dragons living in a town is preposterous to begin with.
I'll have no more part in this tomfoolery. I will write my own Wyverns and Dragoons, to rival yours, and surpass them!

>> No.14243573

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/565315/Scientists-at-Large-Hadron-Collider-hope-to-make-contact-with-PARALLEL-UNIVERSE-in-days
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
>Actually read the article
>They're talking about accessing Extra Dimensions of our reality
>Not breaking through to Alternate Realities
...oh boy oh boy! This could lead to FTL advances and other neat science...

>> No.14243579

>>14243569
But they don't live in the town, they live up in the mountain...

>> No.14243580

>>14243573
Typical mainstream misreporting of science. Aren't they just proofing the 11th-13th dimensions?

>> No.14243581

>>14243579
What do they care what the town is called then?

>> No.14243582

>>14243383
>Alice
>B
Fucking homosexuals.

>> No.14243583
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>>14243573
Well, wake me up when they discover the oppai loli dimension.

>> No.14243585

>>14243557
Druella did nothing wrong.

>> No.14243587

>>14243585
Except everything.

>> No.14243595
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14243595

What's the best way to spend a rainy night indoors with a monster girl? Assuming she just had her evening spirit energy and doesn't need more till later.

>> No.14243596

>>14243581
I thought you were suggesting a name for the mountain, not the town?

>> No.14243600

>>14243595

Cuddling and just watching the rain fall together sounds nice.

>> No.14243602

>>14243595
Well of course a session of videogames and attitude era wrestling.

>> No.14243603

>>14242162
Shadow of the Colossus with giant MGs, you lose you get snu snu'd, you win by climbing on them and planting seals in the right places.

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>>14243587
You wish

>> No.14243605

>>14243596
>Just imagine a bunch of people living in a fortress-city, isolated high within a secluded, mountain range
That's what I replied to, no mention of an individual mountain, just a city.

>> No.14243607

>>14243595
Cuddling near the fire with a hot mug of cocoa

>> No.14243608

>>14243595
I LOVE IT.

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>>14242181
He has.

>> No.14243612
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>>14243595
NEET it up.

>> No.14243613

>>14243573
So, basically, Steins;Gate is occuring right now.

>> No.14243615

>>14242183

I'd be kind of paranoid that she'd just crush me without even realizing it regardless.

>> No.14243617

>>14243613
Makes sense. That had an Alp in it, too.

>> No.14243618
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>>14243595
>Not the correct steam version
Baka Anonymous

>> No.14243619

>>14243605
>Fortress-city, isolated high within a secluded mountain range
I'll admit that the guy saying "Within" is misleading, but I thought the "High" would imply that it was built up on a mountain.

That's how I envisioned it anyway. The highest peak in the secluded range transformed into a fortress. The mountain itself filled with caverns that act as "Barracks" for the Dragoons and their mounts, while lower towards the base of the mountain, an actual walled-in village where other species and people drawn to the community live.

>> No.14243621

>>14243618
Does anyone else think her nose looks a little odd in this version?

>> No.14243625

>>14243621
Lighting

>> No.14243627

>>14243619
Oh. When I read "within" I thought it would be nestled between the mountaintops.
I'll stop bugging you now.

>> No.14243638

>>14243617
In a perfect world, every response to an alp posted in this thread should be "But he's a guy."

>> No.14243641

>>14243618
I didn't have this version saved for some reason, do now though.

>> No.14243642

Human girls a shit. I'd sooner fuck an Alp than a human woman

>> No.14243644

>>14243638
B-but he was a she in one timeline!

>> No.14243649

>>14243642
Thanks for sharing, faggot.

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>>14243621
>>14243625
YOU BE THE JUDGE

>> No.14243653

>>14243642
Oh yeah, well I hate human girls more! I'd sooner marry an Alp then touch a human girl!

>> No.14243655

>>14243642
You are on the wrong board fam
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.14243658

what would you do if an unworthy rich/noble human boy came to your home and demanded your mg daughteru go out on a date with him?

>> No.14243659

>>14243642
>>14243653
I hate human girls more than both of you combined! Why, I'd cuddle and Alp and make her know I love her with all my heart than even converse with a human girl!

>> No.14243660

>>14243652
Yeah, the one on the right is definitely better.
In the left, it's trying to emulate an anime style, and it just looks unnatural.

>> No.14243661

>>14243658
Tell him to go away.

>> No.14243662

>>14243652
>.less
>growing up
I don't think he's going to lose his "i trole u" attitude and fixation on OC characters anytime soon.

>> No.14243664
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14243664

I'm listening to Rainbow's Stargazer and I feel like we shouldn't argue. I feel we should take this idea about Wyverns and Dragoons and work on that.
Or something else that's equally metal.
>WE BUILT A TOWER OF STONE!
>WITH OUR FLESH AND BONE!
Makes no sense but damn is it awesome.

>> No.14243665

>>14243659
You can't top me anon! I won't allow it! I'd sooner become an Alp and start fucking men than I would even think of fucking a human woman!

>> No.14243667

>>14243642
I'd sooner stick my dick in a matango or cait-sith than a human woman.

>> No.14243669

>>14243653
>>14243659
Why do you Alpfags type like that? It's fucking grating and obnoxious.

>> No.14243671

>>14243665
Oh yeah! Well I'd marry the alp version of you and have multiple cute succibi daughters with you and have a nice happy family than even think of human women at all!

>> No.14243672

>>14243331
I need that boy maker. She needs to keep the glasses on tho.

>> No.14243675

>>14243642
>>14243653
>>14243659
>>14243665
>>14243671
Alps are a shitty monster girl. Leave and don't come back.

>> No.14243676

>>14243658
throw wrenches at him until he fucks off, I'm trying to work on my bike.
If he stays I'll pull my concealed carry weapon out of it's holster and tell him he's trespassing.

>> No.14243677

>>14243669
It's standard /jp/ posting. Shit like

>I want to marry Reimu!
>I want Marisa to step on me!
>I want to cuddle Fatty Patchy!

It's just /jp/.

>> No.14243678

>>14243658
Ignore him, instruct the daughteru to do the same.

Spoiled rich brats love attention and denying them that confuses them.

>> No.14243679

>>14243664
Dragoons and their Wyverns in a fantasy-rock/metal variant of the MGE?

>> No.14243680

>>14243671
This level of faggotry, joke or not, is actually getting stupid now.
Reign it back in.

>> No.14243681

>>14243679
>MGE
Eww, gross. Make it a proper setting please.

>> No.14243682

>>14243671
Woah wait, this took a turn

>> No.14243683

>>14243677
This shit always happens whenever Alps are brought up though.

>> No.14243684

>>14243658
Tell him he can if he can pass the 15 trials. They involve all four elements...and a couple from the periodic table I thought would be cool.

Basically if he's too chickenshit to do them he's not worthy of her.

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>>14243658
Sic the waifu on him.

>> No.14243689

>>14243683
I want to post on /jp/ with an Alp!

>> No.14243691

>>14243677
>alposters are native /jp/ies trying to annoy the thread
It all make sense now!

>> No.14243693

>>14243658
Throw his ass out.

>> No.14243694

>>14243681
>Eww, gross.
Faggot.

Generic-as-they-come Greyhawk garbage, or a monstergirl setting that has some elements from the MGE?

>> No.14243695

>>14243694
I have no idea what a Greyhawk is. I don't think the setting matters. What matters is the story and characters. The setting will build itself around them as it's needed.

>> No.14243697

>>14243680
I don't even like Alps. That's the point, I just dislike human women that much.

>> No.14243698

>>14243691
Fun fact, we actually had a few /jp/ natives even on /a/. The /a/ threads were made up of anons from all over the place.

>> No.14243700

Uh oh! Due to the sudden popularity of A Japanese Human Girl show about a Monster Girl turned into Human girl by the evil Organization Blocker and uses her powers given to her by said organization, every monster girl is obsessed with flashy finishing moves!
What is your flashy finishing move?

>> No.14243710

>>14243689
I want to call the emergency fluffy hotline and send a Yeti to hug yours arms tight so you can't post silly things

>> No.14243711

>>14243700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGu6rXM97Nw

>> No.14243712

>>14243700
I punch people into doors and say "That opens up some possibilities!"

>> No.14243713

>>14243700
Wait what?

>> No.14243716

>>14243710
I want to deny a Yeti hugs saying that I'm an Alpslut, and not a Yeti-Hugslut!

>> No.14243717

>>14243700
Aegis Reflector

>> No.14243719

>>14243700
One where I hide in a corner and wait for the fighting to stop.

>> No.14243722

I want to run an academy to teach witches how to use their powers for good and not just to seduce men.

>> No.14243724

>>14243722
So like some sort of little witch academia?

>> No.14243725

>>14243700
i'd teach my Jubjub daughter something fanservicey and distracting using her feathers, it'd end up something like Dan's ultimate taunt, confusing foes so she can escape.

>> No.14243728

>>14243691
I bet it's the guy who wants to be Alice and his gay harem.

>> No.14243730

>>14243713
A show about a monstergirl who turned into a human and uses special powers is popular. Because of that, monstergirls now like finishing moves.

There, I applied English and grammar to that mess of a sentence. You should be able to read it without getting ill now.

>> No.14243732

>>14243710
I'd be perfectly okay with that, why are yeti hotlines not a thing?

>> No.14243733

>>14243700
Lemme see...

-Hellzone Grenade
-Double Sundae
-Spirit Gun
-Wind Scar
-Gum-Gum pistol
-Buff Plankchest
-Dirk Hardpec
-Rip Steakface
-Flint Ironstag
-Nail Gun

Think I'll settle on Dual Rave

>> No.14243741

>>14243733
>Gum-Gum pistol
>finishing move
I don't know most of those others, but I sure as hell know that ain't no proper finishing move.
Unless your enemy is a mook.

>> No.14243744

>>14243722
I want to teach those very same witches how to use there powers for wanton sex and indulgence, indoctrinating them into my harem of lolis by impaling them with my dick until they're addicted to my cum.

>> No.14243750

>>14243741
What this guy said. Gum-Gum X Gatling is where it's at for that brand. Just replace X with your current mode/form as needed.

>> No.14243751

>>14243733
Kaioken

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>>14243724
I was thinking more like a finishing school.

>> No.14243759

>>14243750
Jet Gatling should handle most anything in a Monster Girl verse.

>> No.14243765

>>14243744
I want to impale a witch on my dick while that anon up there watches in resentment and envy.

>> No.14243768

>>14243716
>denying a Yeti's hugs
Is not so easy comrade, you think to stop high speed Yeti charge with mere words, she will have you wrapped up and warm before you can say "alp"

>> No.14243770

>>14243744
will you teach Gym class and make the girls wear bloomers or spats and t-shirts?

>> No.14243772

So do witches use different types of magic? Elementalism, necromancy, alchemy, or other stuff.
Because a delicious brown voodoo witch in brightly-colored robes sounds pretty cool.

>> No.14243779

Has there ever been a story about the consequences of monster girls in wars? More the after effects than anything though.

Like a Dragon who's wings are riddled with bullet wounds that leave her unable to fly or a Baphomet with burns that have left the once proud goat girl with little to no confidence. Lets not even get into the lizards with ptsd that leaves them unable to sleep at night after their first hand experience of war is nothing like their idealized fantasies of battle.

>> No.14243780

>>14243732
There was a suicide hotline to send Yetis to cuddle and talk with people such, but people abused it for free Yeti hugs for a day.

>> No.14243781

>>14243722
i'd let my Familiar daughter join this school

>> No.14243783

>>14243772
I don't see why not.

>> No.14243784

>>14243770
I'll be in charge of 'general health' and 'physical education'.

>> No.14243785

>>14243772
Witches are all about natural magic, haven't you read Equal Rites?

>> No.14243787

>>14243779
YBAs Greystorm features an older unmarried war-veteran Anubis with a prosthetic arm at the end of it.

>> No.14243788

>>14243700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5XxL6wPTQ

>> No.14243790

>>14243784
This man would do well in MGverse. He'll have a harem of many loli monsters in no time and have an eternal gym class.

>> No.14243791

>>14243772
Actually, I'm pretty sure that with how magic in MGE works, they can only use demonic energy magic/mamonononma magic.

>> No.14243795

>>14243784
General health, or general HEALTH?

>> No.14243796

>>14243700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To34rvyClH4

>> No.14243800

>>14243700
https://youtu.be/HRpXtnxMpZ4?t=53

>> No.14243810

>>14243700
>Anon School of Fighting, Final Technique!
>Ready!
>Set!
>Run away!

>> No.14243817

I want a Witch to turn me into a newt!

>> No.14243821

>>14243784
I'd make them play the greatest sport known to man.

Dodgeball

>> No.14243830

>>14243784
So, are they getting any actually exercise or education from your classes, or is it just you dicking them?

>> No.14243831

>>14243817
Will you get better?

>> No.14243833

>>14243817
What

>> No.14243837

>>14243833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

>> No.14243838

>>14243817
I want a witch to spike my drink with questionable subtances from Wonderland.

>>14243833
Monty Python reference.

>> No.14243839

>>14243817
wouldn't you rather like to be turned into tentacles and worn by the witch?

>> No.14243842

>>14243830
Anon, are you implying that they can't get plenty of exercise in my classes while I'm fucking them?

>> No.14243845

>>14243839
I'd rather have a magic-user of the ara ara ufufu variety.

>> No.14243852

>>14243842
How so?

>> No.14243861

>>14243772
Cute pale necromancer Witches with eyebags and unkempt hair sneaking into the morgue to cast boner spells on the corpses and ride them when?

>> No.14243868

>>14243861
Never because that's disgusting.

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>>14243817
I want to be molested by a witch

>> No.14243875

>>14243861
Nah nigga that isn't cute or sexy.

>> No.14243876

>>14243868
Why's boys fucking cold dead girls cute but girls fucking dead guys disgusting?

>> No.14243880

>>14243871
As do I.

>> No.14243883

>>14243871
God what a shit artist.

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>>14243871
It's the hat

Hats are sexy

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>>14243883
>Talking shit about Kloah

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>>14243876
Because the "cold" dead girls guys here want to fuck aren't literal corpses due to DE shenanigans.

>> No.14243890

>>14243876
Because cute dead girls don't rot, presumably.

>>14243883
>Anon in charge of understanding subjective opinion.

>> No.14243891

>>14243888
Kloah is absolute fucking garbage, and if you like that piece of shit you need to get your head checked.

>> No.14243892

>>14243887
I'd stir up her cauldron.

>> No.14243893

>>14243331
>>14243348

Sounds kinda like A Brother's Price, by Wen Spencer. Talk about flipping the gender roles and femdom. Basically, some kind of plague fucked up the likelihood of males being born, so households are run by Sister-Wives and their daughters, and men are rare enough that raiding, kidnapping etc are a thing, so they're expected to stay home and take care of the kids while the wives live active lives. The book takes place in a late 1800s monarchy. The main character is a young man just coming of age on the family homestead when an injured traveler draws the family into the intrigues of the capital.

>> No.14243894

>>14243889
What is she had to "mana transfer" life into them?

>> No.14243895

>>14243891
>if you like that piece of shit you need to get your head checked.
After you get your taste checked

>> No.14243899
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14243899

I wish to kiss an Abomination and sink my dick into her tentacle nest.

>> No.14243900

>>14243700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkF_Ze98Ys4

>> No.14243909

>>14243891
This

>> No.14243919

>>14243899
I want to fill her up with starbaby spawn.

>> No.14243923

I want to learn arcane secrets and study the power of magic and science with a Lich!

>> No.14243929

>>14243919
I want my daughteru to use her first eye smoke to say "I love you daddy!"

>> No.14243931

>>14243923
You better make it worth her while.

>> No.14243935

>>14243658
Turn him into an alp.

>> No.14243938

>>14243923
Then will you use magic to transform her body into the ultimate receptacle of pleasure?

>> No.14243943

Looking for a name for a sweet and affectionate, but a bit of a bookwurm Ryu.

>> No.14243945

>>14243938
>Overload a Lich' magic circuit and hugfuck her gently
>Enjoy her awawa and ahegao

>> No.14243946

>>14243935
I'd take a haughty rich alp. Especially the rich part.

>> No.14243950

>>14243943
Special Ed

>> No.14243951

>>14243943
Holly

>> No.14243957

>>14243943
Four eyes, cause she wears glasses

>> No.14243973

>>14243946
If an Alp started throwing money at me I'd be an Alpslut for her.

>> No.14243974

>>14243943
Miranda

>> No.14243981

I want to tease a Hobgoblin for being short!

>> No.14243982

>>14243943
Linne

>> No.14243985

>>14243923
A wizard can teach you 100x more then any shitty wannabe lich.

>> No.14243987 [SPOILER] 
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14243987

Hi Guys I just stopped in to say





TAIL PUSSY

>> No.14243993

>>14243987
Tail pussy is doo doo.

Minotaur pussy is best.

>> No.14243995

>>14243985
But will they teach you the secrets of Lewdomancy the way a Lich could?

>> No.14243997

>>14243981
i want to create a Shortstack Support group just to counter the bullying. Maybe that was your plan all along.

>> No.14243999
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14243999

Would Monster Girls like memes?

>> No.14244004

>>14243999
Who made this.

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS

>> No.14244005

>>14243943
Samantha

>> No.14244007

>>14243997
>It's full of hobgoblins telling stories about how minotaurs took their clubs and made them jump for it.

>> No.14244008

>>14243999
Chesires would love them.

>> No.14244009

>>14243995
A wizard will teach you lewdomancy AND how to avoid getting raped when your done cunt teasing.

>> No.14244010

>>14244007
I'm going to find an Alice, take her favorite hair bow, and put it on the tallest shelf!

>> No.14244012

>>14244009
>how to avoid getting raped
But what it that was my plan?

>> No.14244015

>>14244004
themasterofanatics

>> No.14244017

>>14244012
Then you aint ready to be a wizard boy go fuck a shitty elemental or something.

>> No.14244023

>>14244004
A succuvirus?

Something net-savvy.

>> No.14244024

>>14243985
No they can't? A wizard is just a shitty magic user in general compared to a Lich, the pinnacle of undeath and a mage undying. A regular wizard might one day become a Lich, but they're in no sense ever superior.

>> No.14244029

>>14243999
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1444168293493.webm

>> No.14244033

>>14244007
we'd also share breast maintenance tips and host bra fitting clinics

>> No.14244035

>>14244024
Shut up, wizards are the best, even better than Lilim.

>> No.14244038

>>14244024
You obviously dont know your Lich lore they give up some of their magical power in un-death so they can study forbidden spells so generally normal wizards are better overall magic users unless were talking about elder Lich.

>> No.14244042

I want to ban goblins from the city so they have to stand on each other's shoulders and wear an overcoat to pretend to be a normally-sized person when they move around!

>> No.14244043

Meme spouting monster girls need to be purged.

>> No.14244045
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14244045

>>14244008
What a coincidence, I like Chesires

>> No.14244052

>>14244045
STOP

FUCKING STOP RIGHT NOW

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14244053

>>14244045
I need someone to photoshop vomit coming out of this fox's mouth so I can properly convey my disgust.

>> No.14244054

>>14244038
What? Where are you getting this from? DnD?

>> No.14244064

>>14244038
What? Where is this coming form? DnD?

>> No.14244075

>>14244045
I love you. Post more.

>> No.14244077

>>14244045
YAMERO

>> No.14244078
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>>14244052
reddit found jp
its over

>> No.14244079

>>14244045
Another reason to hate them.

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>>14242977

I can't handle how jealous I am right now.

>> No.14244087

>>14244043

It's what would happen if MGs came to our world and discovered the internet.

you know it to be true.

>> No.14244091

>>14244045
Okay, this one is dumb.

>> No.14244093

>>14244038
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lich
Read that and tell me again whether liches have less magic power compared to wizards.

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>>14244045
This is actually so bad it's funny
Post more

>> No.14244095

>>14244045
KISAMA

>> No.14244105
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>>14244094
Alright, but last one

>> No.14244115

>>14244105
oh god why did I follow that filename

>> No.14244131

>>14244093
I don't care, wizards are so good, they're just so much better than Liches.

>> No.14244141

>>14244105
Fucking kek
Source?

>> No.14244147

So guys...

What's your opinion on Paladin-on-Paladin violence?

>> No.14244150

>>14244141
Use your eyes.

>> No.14244157

>>14244147
Worse than futa.

>> No.14244178

>>14244147
God does not will it.

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Cu Sith in stockings!

>> No.14244181

>>14243787
Now all I can think of is Venom Snake as an Anubis.

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>>14244179

>> No.14244194

>>14244179
Take your japanese me- nevermind

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14244199

All this lich and wizard talk is giving me some ideas

>Talented boy begins to study the art of sorcery at a young age
>Around the same time, a girl gifted in magic dies, and is resurrected as a lich
>They meet at some point, and begin to study their own fields of magic together as they grow
>While one has to adapt to wizardhood, the other has to adapt to being clinically dead
>They become friendly rivals, and enter into a bet
>One of them must claim the title of greatest magic user on the planet possibly by defeating the current title holder, like a lilim or something, but that's just an option. Maybe there's a magic council which awards the titles based on performance in certain tests
>The loser must become the winner's official assistant, to aid them in their endevours for 500 years
>On their way to claim the title, they prank and hinder each other
>Common pranks include temporary limb transmutation, literally putting surprise skeletons in the other's closets, and siccing various monstergirls on them through spreading rumours, or planting stolen treasures on the other's person

>> No.14244217

>>14244199
This sounds like a cute and amusing tale.

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>>14244147
This gives me an idea. A Lilim captures female Paladins and transports them to an island in a similar set up to Battle Royale.
The difference here is that that there's a barrier that makes any attacks non-lethal, upon taking what should have been a fatal blow losing girls are teleported to a stage in front of an audience of monster girls and paying male customers where they can meet various fates depending on a random suggestion picked out of ideas from the audience.

Some of the girls end up transformed into what they hate, others thrown in tentacle pits or maybe even auctioned off for a couple to keep as a pet.

>> No.14244224

>>14244220
Fuck off cunt.

>> No.14244229

>>14244220
Love it, like a Battle Royal for Monster Girls to bet on and watch. That could make for a great story.

>> No.14244237

>>14243566
>Wurm
>Needing to play some silly game to get them to strip
Just tell them that stripping itself is a game

>> No.14244244

>>14244220
And what's stopping them from just deciding to not fight each other? Is the victor going to be let go? Either way what kind of paladin would trust a Lilim to keep a promise that leads to less corruption.

>> No.14244254

>>14244229
>That could make for a great story.
Indeed, a good writer could handle the slow corrosion of paladin morals as they realise their situation in an interesting way. However I am not a good writer.
>>14244244
I was thinking hostages, however getting innocents who don't take part in the war isn't the Lilim's style so they'd be illusions created with high tier magic.

>> No.14244266

>>14244220
Could be pretty fun. It might actually be the first thing with a paladin worth reading.

>> No.14244273

>>14244254
Would each Paladin be different or would they all be generic?

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>>14244254
Again, why would they trust her to not just slut everyone up anyways. That's what lilims do. That's what makes them lilims. A normal succubus is fine with just finding her semen fountain an- holy fuck what am I doing.

Your idea is stupid and nothing more than inflammatory corruption-wank. End of discussion.

>> No.14244281

>>14242831
By sticking my dick in her mouth. She is a ghoul by the way.

>> No.14244295

>>14244280
>Not liking corruption

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14244306

Paladin-chan will save me from this thread!

>> No.14244312

>>14242005
Figure it out? It's pointless to ask for shit if you know the thread scares away most content creators who at the very least should know better than to pander to -this- lot of degenerates instead of doing it to get good while sharing in their love for MGs.

>> No.14244337

>>14244273
There would be some differences between them of course.
>A fresh faced, bright eyed young recruit. She's likely confused and scared
>A buff battle scared veteran in her mid 30s who tries to keep them all together
>A tanned tomboy who had just got back from serving in another land, she wants to protect the hostages at any cost
>A blonde haired, iron willed woman who detests monsters so much she would even fight her sisters in arms to avoid her fate
As a few examples. I sort of want to do this but I'd rather do something less ambitious first to get good as I'm not really a writefag.
>>14244280
>corruption-wank
That's sort of the point. Not that every girl would end up being corrupted though.

>> No.14244346

>>14244306
Who is that?

>> No.14244349

>>14244337
>A buff battle scared veteran in her mid 30s who tries to keep them all together
I want her after she's turned into a Monster Girl

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>>14244306
>Nu-13
>Paladin
>>14244346
The ultimate yandere.

>> No.14244361

>>14244355
>The ultimate yandere.

That's a high mountain to climb.

>> No.14244362

>>14244306
How can she save you when she can't even win one Waifu War?

>> No.14244365

>>14244355
I thought that was Nu for a minute there.

Lambda is better though.

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14244382

best Paladin. She'd monsterize within the week

>> No.14244388
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14244388

Quick question, do we still think monstergirls can smell what fetishes a guy has so she finds one with the same fetishes as her?

>> No.14244393

>>14244388
Wait, what.

>> No.14244394

>>14244382
A week? You overestimate her, I'd give her a day.

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>>14244388

>> No.14244402

>>14244388
There's never been any reason to think that, but I like it. It's a good headcanon.

>> No.14244407

>>14244393
I don't remember how many threads ago it was, but there was a discussion about monstergirls being able to smell what fetishes you have so they know if your fetishes match up with hers.
This picture was a result of that discussion.

>>14244397
Would you really fuck a Lilim with such a degenerate fetish as handholding anon?
If so, you have good taste.

>> No.14244411 [DELETED] 

What is the best starter Pokemon for someone smart who wants to fuck up organized crime and has a good sense of humor?

>> No.14244418

>>14244411
Bidoof

>> No.14244421

>>14244388
I sure hope not, a poor Sea Bishop would sniff me and look horrified
>Sniff sniff
>"What's this awful smell? Is that male on female rape?"
>"Lesbian corruption? Really?"
>"Wait I haven't smelled this one before, what is...OH GOOD HEAVENS"

>> No.14244422

>>14244411
Torchic
Because Blaziken a best

>> No.14244424

>>14244411
Chespin

>> No.14244427

>>14244388
If that were the case, I think even the most stalwart of monstergirls would be repelled by my smell.
I've been into some deep stuff in the past. DEEP stuff.

>> No.14244429

>>14244424
Well, he does evolve into a paladin.

>> No.14244430

>>14244411
Charmander.

Dragons man.

>> No.14244433

>>14244421
But anon, you'd find a monstergirl who shares your fetishes.
It might not be the kind you think it is though. You've gotta take deviants into account.

>> No.14244434

>>14244427
Pandemonium's thattaway.

>> No.14244435

>>14244430
Charmander isn't a doragon

>> No.14244437

>>14244266
>What is lanternon's paladin story
Speaking of which, is lanternon dead or something?

>> No.14244438

>>14244435
It will be.

>> No.14244439

>>14244437
He was here earlier, wasn't he?

>> No.14244443

>>14244388
Please no I don't want to be harassed by unicorns.

>> No.14244445

>>14244438
Mega doesn't count

>> No.14244447

>>14244439
Dammit, don't get my hopes up like that.

>> No.14244452

>>14244445
Charizard is a Dragon mother fucker.

I don't care who says, that mother fucker is a dragon.

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14244453

Ara~ I didn't think your dick would be so small. That's okay, mama will take care of you.

>> No.14244455

>>14244433
I'd probably make an Oomukade's eyes light up if she smelled my fetishes.
>Bitter centipede who thinks human women are bitches for finding her appearance disgusting and doesn't mind being dominated.
We'd be the perfect pair.

>> No.14244456

>>14244452
Butthat'swrongyoupeiceofshit.jpg

>> No.14244461

>>14244456
No you're wrong motherfucker.

>> No.14244463

>>14244453
You're just scaring it. Give it a minute.

>> No.14244465

>>14244461
No, you're wrong, my good man

>> No.14244467

>>14244465
No, you're wrong, sir.

>> No.14244470

>>14243573
Didn't they already try this?

It malfunctioned at the same time flight 4U was over the area

>> No.14244471

>>14244266
>paladin mike
>the paladin thingy Lanternon is/was writing
>paladin reintegration
they're all ded too
Thinking about it we never had many stories with paladins anyway.

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14244474

Ooooo baby do you know what that's worth?
Ooooo heaven is a place on earth.

>> No.14244476

>>14244453
I-It's not about the size, but how it's used...

>> No.14244479

>>14244453
No need to involve your mother in this. I thought tonight was supposed to be about us.

>> No.14244480

>>14244453
It's cold today give me the break, I'm perfectly average down there.

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14244481

>>14244471
We have a small story of a Paladin and a Yeti through lawyer-chan art

>> No.14244482

>>14244467
I implore you to reconsider

>> No.14244483

>>14244453
Be gentle, busty purple ophidian.

>> No.14244484

>>14244443
What's your fetish anon?
You might end up with a girl that surprises you.

>> No.14244485

>>14244452
He's literally a lizard with wings.
It's in the name, and it's in the typing. You are objectively wrong, and I bet you think Treeko isn't the hypest grass starter.

>> No.14244490

>>14244471
>Paladin mike
Oh, right. I forgot about that. I guess that would make it two stories, then.

>> No.14244493

>>14244484
Love

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>>14244470
Maybe this time we'll get a monstergirl resonance cascade. I want a kuudere Lich to rip me from this reality and study an interdimensional traveller's reaction to perverted "scientific" experiments.

>> No.14244495

>>14244482
Stream when?

>> No.14244500
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>>14244388
Yes

>> No.14244501

>>14244453
I'm going home.

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>>14244481
That kiki wants that paladin dick.

>> No.14244505

>>14244388
>MG's can smell your fetishes
I must smell like a bloody perfume store

>> No.14244512

>no Golem to convert every monster in MGC into more of her kind

>> No.14244513
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>>14244500
>thought she was rubbing her preggo belly
Oh how I guffawed.

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>>14244501
>Leaving

>> No.14244518

>>14244512
>Wanting a Jew to convert people into more Jews

>> No.14244527

>>14244516
Yes, that's what he said.

He is leaving and going home.

>> No.14244528

>>14244516
I don't appreciate being mocked, and I don't even like grapes to begin with.

>> No.14244532
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>>14244516
>tfw she still bullies you even when you're both adults.

>> No.14244533

>>14244453
>wanting me despite having a small dick
Get some standards woman, I told you I had nothing you'd want.

>> No.14244534

>>14244493
You would be amazed how many different monstergirls you'd get with that.
Never count deviants out.

>> No.14244536

>>14244494
I want to embarrass a shy lich by casting a levitation hex on her in public, and watching as she panics, trying to cover her nudity with the cloak floating around her.

>> No.14244539

>>14244453
Won't be saying that when I shove it in your nake cloaca, huh?

>> No.14244540

>>14244388
>assailed by an impregnation obsesses MG
yes please

>> No.14244553

>>14244534
I'd probably get all the ones I don't want.

>> No.14244557

>>14244388
How would a monstergirl with a fetish for dying alone and unloved work?

>> No.14244562

>>14244557
You'd get a monstergirl with a fetish for healing following you around.

>> No.14244565

>>14244562
No, the monster girl has the fetish for dying alone and unloved, learn to read, dumbass.

>> No.14244568

>>14244388
I like femdom and I have a biting fetish. Who else apart from vampires could go after me?

>> No.14244574

>>14244453
I'm a grower not a shower damn it!

>> No.14244575
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14244575

What we do now in life echoes on for eternity.

>> No.14244577

>>14244453
>>14244516
>>14244532
I-I want to be bullied! I want to look up to an older Apophis! I want to be mocked and loved by her! I want her to push me on the ground while I look up at her!

>> No.14244578

>>14244557
Lich. Or general undead that already went through the dying part.

>> No.14244582

>>14244565
Oh whoops. I guess it'd be a "Let's be lonely together" kind of thing?
I dunno man, you've got a weird fetish.

>>14244568
Werewolves, Cheshire Cats, deviant Oni and Minotaurs, ect.
The Oni and Minotaurs want you to bite them while they dominate you.

>> No.14244583

>>14244388
Well, as long as it matches me with the best girl for me, that's fine. I bet I'd get a whole lot of weird looks and Sabbath solicitations.

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>>14244513
I actually thought the same before I posted it

>> No.14244588

Not concerned about rape?
Choose Grape!

>> No.14244602

>>14244577
Would you want her to shove your face into her crotch and demand that you lick as hard as you can in her most seductive voice? Would you want her to pour lotion on her tail and jerk you off with it while you eat her out?
Would you want her to keep stopping before you come, denying you orgasm again and again before shoving you down to the bed, coiling around you and sticking your dick into her well moistened pussy?
Would you want her to keep pumping you until you've spilled every last drop of your seed inside her while she kisses you passionately and wraps her tongue around yours?

>> No.14244614

>>14244532
>"I'm going to need you to work overtime today, twerp."

>> No.14244615
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>>14244602
Is that really a question?

>> No.14244618

>>14244453
It doesn't really matter considering once exposed to momono mana you could go from 4 inches to foot long if that's what your waifu was into.

>> No.14244625

>>14244602
Yes! Yes I do want it! I'm just a weak hopeless little boyslut who wants to serve his mistress! I want to be her little toy who does whatever she tells me to do! Please, I'll even beg for it!

>> No.14244629
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>>14244615
I-I need a Pharaoh!

>> No.14244631
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I need art of Pharaoh and Wight trying to outdo each other doing the noblewoman's laugh.

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>>14244625
What a pathetic little boy. You'd probably just let a girl walk all over you if she promised to tie you down.

>> No.14244647

>>14244629
I need a Spartan

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>>14244503
That's rude, the Paladin accepts MGCbux for his courier work and not sex, the yeti accepts hunks of anime stretchy meat on bones

>> No.14244653

>>14244625
So you would get down on your knees naked as she towers over you, giggling to herself as she thinks of ways to make her little slut go moan in bliss?

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>>14244629
What could you possibly need from an old hag like that Pharaoh? Grapesnake is much more attractive, and she has all sorts of potions to keep things exciting.

>> No.14244661

>>14244643
God domfags are pathetic.

>> No.14244664

>>14244643
Yes! Yes I would! Well, Apophis in this case can't walk, but slither! I'd let her slither over me! I want that! I'd beg for it! I belong below her, doing her every command!

>>14244653
Yes! I'd do so with glee! She's all I need, I'd beg for her to use me however she wished! I want to give myself to her to be used in whatever manner she wishes! I'll be her loyal little boy toy!

>> No.14244668
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14244668

Contract?

>> No.14244670

>>14244668
Can I read the contract?

>> No.14244671

>>14244668
No contract.

Never will contract.

>> No.14244673

>>14244656
Shame this never got finished.
But, with an entire folder full of this girl, I can't really complain.
Save for the fact we need more art of Ghoul.

>> No.14244691

>>14244668

No thanks.

>> No.14244695

>>14244673
The Ghoul is the best mamono.

>> No.14244696

>>14244656

>What could you possibly need from an old hag like that Pharaoh?

Kindness?
A genuinely warm smile?
Occasional words of wisdom and encouragement to rise above my own faults and become a better man?

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14244698

>>14244668
I would ask that you allow my lawyer to review it first.
We need more art of girls in suits.

>> No.14244701

>>14244656
Is it wrong that I kind of want to have a threesome with a Pharaoh and an Apophis who are constantly trying to one-up the other in a sort of sex competition?

>> No.14244702

>>14244668
Why does the contract say I will be "the brides 'cuddlepump'? I would never sign anything so degenerate.

>> No.14244710

>>14244696
>Kindness?
>A genuinely warm smile?
>Occasional words of wisdom and encouragement to rise above my own faults and become a better man?
Apophis are kind, have better smiles, and love you for who you are.

>> No.14244712

>>14244664
So what if she were to give you a potion that would fill your balls to the brim and spent the next few hours sslloooolllwwyyy teasing you, taking you to the edge before stopping, repeating this a many times as she wants? Or maybe she would see how fast she can drain you, always stimulating you no matter how sensitive you are until you can't go anymore? Or maybe you would want her to invite her friends over?

>> No.14244714

>>14244710
>and love you for who you are.
HAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.14244717
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>>14244649
>Be the most cantankerous Paladin to have ever been shat out by Her Holiness' conventry
>Lose to some moppet in a 2anime4u edgelord costume
>He leaves you for dead, chained by your own mail shirt
>The Yetis are upon you like a tanned skin avalanche of hugs and buxom women
>Your heart grows three sizes that day
>Become a master of the arts of Martial Hugging
>Shed your Paladin vows, becoming a bronze skinned God who never takes off his helmet, not even to eat
>In a fundoshi
>You cannot feel the cold, you cannot feel the heat
>Your Yeti daughteru wears a pot and calls you "Baba!"
>One day a Wendigo 'awawawas' at you and your daughteru about a human chasing her for her pelt
>He sees you and stops, thinking you're a madman
>Then you pose, clasping your arms together and flexing, showing him your musculature
>He's getting scared now, the sparkles are coming
>OH LUSTFUL YOUNG SIR, DO YOU NOT APPRECIATE THE JUSTICE OF MUSCLE?
>He's tripping over himself as you're walking towards him, your daughteru excitedly trying to mimic you
>Pose again, the guy is getting freaked out
>SWEAR YOUR FEALTY UPON MY BICEPS AND THOU SHALT BECOME MY CUDDLE-SQUIRE
>His screams can be heard for miles as you begin to sparkle so hard, so profoundly, it's as if you've become the Sun itself
>Basting him in a coat of bronze, as a horde of Yetis stampede down the mountainside to collect him
>Before he leaves with one, you clasp hands
>Sparkles everywhere

>> No.14244719

>>14244453

Bitch, please. The one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls don't need your approval.

>> No.14244724

>>14244668
Not so fast, how many headpats will I receive weekly?

>> No.14244733

>>14244714
Is something wrong?

>> No.14244735

>>14244719
mines Danny Devito with Mac and Charlie

>> No.14244739

>>14244702
>cuddlepump

W-what is that?

>> No.14244746

>>14244702
Alp spoted.

>> No.14244749
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>>14244717
>not just tying the guy up and leaving him at the mercy of the Wendigos

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>>14244668
So whom should I sell my soul for more than just that Demon greentext of delicious?

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14244763

>>14244753
Is it bad that I've seen this image before and only just now noticed Manako underneath there?

>> No.14244766

>>14244753
What greentext

>> No.14244769

>>14244739
It's simple anon. She gets to cuddle you whenever she wants to. Sometimes this involves cuddlefucking.

>> No.14244772

>>14244763
You just had to keep an eye out for her.

>> No.14244779

>>14244769
What a disgusting degenerate pervert!

I want to do those things with her.

>> No.14244780

>>14244753
Is it wrong that I'd fuck all four of these girls?
Tio would probably cheer Manako on.

>> No.14244783

>>14244724

a minimum of 10

>> No.14244788

>>14243085
>finishing those darn tootin' maps?
They were finished ages ago, I was just editing the story as a whole. I just don't wanna post without having any new stuff.

>> No.14244793

i want to cuddle with and get fondled by a familiar

>> No.14244797

I need story ideas, can't guarantee their completion but the well has run (mostly) dry

>> No.14244799

>>14244783
10?! But that's 1,428571428571429 daily headpats! Where do I sign?

>> No.14244806

>>14244797
What kind of stories?

>> No.14244816

>>14244797
I have loads of ideas, but can't write them because recently work has been ass and I can't stop playing Metal Gear almost all missions S ranked now. Soon I will be free.

>> No.14244818

>>14244797
The cafe test.

Character A and B meet at a cafe

Have them converse

You win if you can write something presentable with such a simple premise.

Hell mode do this while still keeping the characteristics of the mg, so it doesn't end up with two people talking instead of a human and mg.

>> No.14244821

>>14244799

right on the dotted line near the bottom there.

>> No.14244833

>>14244806
Anything, I don't really care or have preferences what the basis is so long as you don't go full Pariah Heltzer Skelter mode.

>> No.14244837

>>14244797
>Some guy meets a monstergirl because monstergirls
>they fuck, because monstergirls


Alternatively:

>There's these daughterus or something and they do random things anons find cute

>> No.14244838

>>14244799
We have way too many cuddlesluts desperate for affection in these threads.

>> No.14244839

>>14244797
Electrician gets called to a power-plant to check up on a disturbance at night. Ends up being stalked through the facility by an amorous Raiju.

>> No.14244845

>>14244797
Metalhead Gandharva trying to woo her bishie violinist Childhood friend.

>> No.14244849

>>14244717
>Your Yeti daughteru wears a pot and calls you "Baba!"
>your daughteru excitedly trying to mimic you
it's too cute

>> No.14244856

>>14244837
10/10 would read

>> No.14244866

>>14244797
Married life with a monstergirl, or something where the protagonist is already in a relationship, like spending a rainy afternoon wrapped in the tail of a lamia gf, chatting about meaningless stuff like the future, children, etc.

>> No.14244868

>>14244797
A man suffering PTSD-induced nightmares from working at a slaughterhouse seeks help from a self-employed therapist with strange purple hair.

>> No.14244871

>>14244797
A time traveller has to dick paladin Hitler so she'll mellow out and not kill all monstergirls in the future.
He fucks up and ends up making a future ran by the same woman only now she's the sluttiest succubi war/rapelord ever.

>> No.14244881

>>14244833
I've had an idea for a while, but I'm nowhere near the writer to do it.
>Setting in which monsters lost against the humans in a war
>They were allowed to live, but without many of the rights humans have
>MC works with the government, somewhat of social worker who visits monstergirl and makes sure they're not doing anything that they're forbidden to do
>One of his clients go missing and we works with one of her neighbors/friends to find out why
>It turns out that she go on the wrong side of a terrorist cult, lead by a mysterious figure who claims to be a well known human traitor that fought for the monsters year ago before he went missing.
>The cult aims on overthrowing humanity and reclaiming their power
>MC and the monstergirl get caught n the middle of it, and have to unravel what's going on.

>> No.14244883

>>14244797
A man travels a post apocalyptic wasteland encountering gangs of monstergirls trying to enslave humanity.
He fights them by fisting them really really hard.

>> No.14244889

>>14244881
Generic anime plot/10

>> No.14244893

>>14244797
A guy has the power to punch doors so hard they turn into little girls. Sabbath discover this and want in. The guy now has to stop an international terror plot to turn every door in the world into a loli monstergirl.

>> No.14244900

>>14244883
So basically Mad Max, but with monstergirls?

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>>14244797
Monstergirl overlord doing overlord things with her bishie(optional) husbando at her side. She's a gentle girl with him but cruel with everyone else.

>> No.14244904

>>14244889
Well I did base it off 20th Century Boys, and the fact that all the dystopian settings we have are evil monstergirls oppressing humans.

>> No.14244907

>>14244797
"My cute little brother is now an alp, and he is after my dick?!" It writes itself.

>> No.14244912

>>14244780
>Pelvis-crushing sex with Tio, the oni, and cyclops
>Almost get smothered several times by the sheer amount of tits
>Finally come to Manako, who's been on the sidelines
>She's bright red, covering up as much as she can & shaking her head
>Keeps going on about how she's never done this, how she can't compare to Tio & the others, how you couldn't possibly love her body...
>Tio turns to her
>'Mana-chan is beautiful in her own ways. You don't have to be like us.'
>Manako opens her eye a bit. 'R-Really?'
>Pull Manako into your lap & kiss her
>'Really.'
>Start out slowly making out with her
>Begin to explore her body, first with your hands, then your mouth
>Her soft skin
>Her petite frame
>Her perky nipples
>Her smooth thighs
>Her tight butt
>'Ara, ara. Sweetie's being so gentle with Mana-chan. I'm so jealous.~'
>Finally move Manako into position to enter her
>She shuts her eye & braces for it, scared
>Slowly you insert into her, drawing a slight whimper as you go
>Finally you're fully inside her
>Her eye opens up, looking down to the two of you joined together
>'You've never looked more beautiful to me, Manako.'
>Tears roll down her face, a goofy smile on her lips
>She finally lets her guard down, revealing her everything to you as you begin
>For all the wild sex you had with the other three, you're utterly tame with Manako by comparison
>Moving slowly in and out of her, rocking her hips back & forth to give her a little jolt
>Manako keeps going on about how much she loves you
>Finally you feel your end approaching
>You try to pull out, but realize she has her legs locked around you
>'Manako, I'm going to-'
>'I know, and it's fine. I want you to let it out in me.'
>'Manako-'
>'I love you, and you love me. I want to feel all your hot stuff inside of me'
>Spurred on, you wrap your arms around her thighs, burying your face in her nape as you pound towards the finish
>Her arms are around your neck & she's crying out in ecstasy
>With one final push you bury yourself in her, erupting deep inside
>Semen splatters her womb, painting it a bright silver
>She's wrapped round your body, trembling from the experience
>The other girls are jealous of how much Manako seems to be enjoying herself
>Let them be. This was Manako's night.

>> No.14244915

>>14244797
A Chochin-Obake comes to life, makes itself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich then becomes inanimate again

>> No.14244917

>>14244912
>>'I love you, and you love me. I want to feel all your hot stuff inside of me'
Fucking Barney the dinosaur ruining muh immersion.

>> No.14244920

>>14244917
Oh god damn it Anon now I can't stop laughing

>> No.14244928

>>14244917
Whelp, good-bye boner, and good-bye sides. Fuck you, anon.

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14244938

>>14244902
>Monster girl who's cruel to her underlings but nice to her lover

>> No.14244946

>>14244902
>>14244938
I want to be an evil tyrant girl's house husband and raise the daughterus!

>> No.14244954

>>14244920
>>14244928
I'm sorry anons, I just call it like I see it.

>> No.14244956

>>14244946
This guy gets it.

>> No.14244958

>>14244946
>not being the evil tyrant yourself
Pleb, away with you.

>> No.14244959

>>14244912
She always did have such very fine legs.

>>14244917
And there go my sides

>> No.14244961

>>14244946
>>14244956
>Your waifu will never be in a meeting with all her evil head henchmen
>You'll never interrupt it offering them all your freshly baked Cookies cut in little heart shapes.

>> No.14244968

>>14244946
Yeah but that's just... so unbelievably generic that it causes physical pain.

>> No.14244975

>>14244946
you'd also be the last line of defence protecting your daughteru's from terrible sutors, kidnappings by evil rivals and assualts by heroes after your waifu

>> No.14244981

>>14244871
>He fucks up and ends up making a future ran by the same woman only now she's the sluttiest succubi war/rapelord ever.
It'd rather it if he settles down with paladin hitler and adopts A leanan sidhe daughteru with her so she can focus on what she really loves. Painting.

>> No.14244982

>>14244961
>'Honey, I made some snacks!'
>'Wha-? C-Can't you see that I'm in a meeting?!? This is hardly the time...'
>'But I made your favorite. And I know how much you like them fresh.'
>Swipes a handful off the tray & Begrudgingly eats one
>She can barely maintain her composure with how good they are
>Pass around some to the henchmen
>The meeting is postponed for a cookie break, the henchmen trying to contain their quiet snickering
>Overlord waifu is blushing from embarrassment & anger, but can't stop eating them

>> No.14244989

>>14244982
>She's been putting on the pounds from all the sweets lately
>Henchman call her the Overlard behind her back

>> No.14244990

>>14244989
>Henchman call her the Overlard behind her back
They're asking to be executed

>> No.14244991

>>14244961
>>14244982
>inconsiderate husband/10
What kinda shit tier husand ruins his waifu's image by bumbling into a super serious meeting with freshly baked cookies? Are are you, blond?

>> No.14244998

>>14244989
I'd like to imagine they'd get a staring down by the husband and they'd back down. It's not that he's strong or anything, he's just scary when he's mad.

>> No.14244999

>>14244982
>>14244989
>>14244990
>Husband hears them but acts ignorant
>After cookies get some nice warm Milk for all of them
>The henchmen have their milk pure concentrated Hathor milk

>>14244991
Evil waifus are for spoiling, loving, supporting, and gently teasing in front of their minions!

>> No.14245001

>>14244797
I got a few
>A mantis that has a thing for sugar cubes.
>A human mother trying to visit her son, but his soldier beetle wife wont let her in the house.
>Boss of a company accidentally signs a contract his then revealed demon secretary gives him.
>Dude try to prove his kunoichi wife is real (mentioned before, but still)

>> No.14245004

>>14244991
One who doesn't see the maniacal, warmongering monster that has rained death and despair on countless innocent lives, but his loving, ambitious waifu who has tries to act tough but is really just a big softie with a sweet tooth

>> No.14245005

>>14244999
>and gently teasing in front of their minions!
She's going to punish you for that later when you're both in private. Sexually.

>> No.14245017

>>14244999
>>14245004
>Evil waifus are for spoiling, loving, supporting, and gently teasing in front of their minions!

>Anon husnabdo does this
>Image is ruined
>Can no longer be feared
>Propaganda production amplifies to 11
>Public revolts
>She can't be taken seriously so quelling them doesn't work
>Executed for her crimes along with her family in a political coup
>Kindgom falls to infighting

I hate to be Mr.Nofun, but if you didn't mean overlord, and just meant 'Leader of the naughty wife circle' then say that instead. I mean, worst case scenario is she's forced to publicly lash you for besmirching her image. you don't want to put her through hurting the only person she loves do you?

>> No.14245026

>>14245017
Just because the giant fire breathing dragon that can crush mountains has a cute husband doesn't change the fact she's a giant fire breathing dragon that can crush mountains.

I mean, the first person who'd laugh at her for her husband would probably end up getting scorched, the the others would know that once her husband leaves the room she goes back to pure seriousness.

>> No.14245035

>>14245001
>A human mother trying to visit her son, but his soldier beetle wife wont let her in the house.

Does the beetle just stare at her while standing in front of the door?
and does the mother even know that the beetles his wife?

>> No.14245036

>>14245026
This is pretty much what we tried to tell Niebel...

>> No.14245043

>>14245026
A giant fire breathing dragon doesn't make empires alone. She has other giant fire breathing dragons under her. And hellfire breathing dragons. And deathfire breathing liches. Show me one empire ruled by an emperor that can singlehandedly take his own creation and I'll show you a mary/gary stue.

Image is all an emperor has. Image and support. And if you're a tyrant, lose one and you quickly lose the other.

>> No.14245045

>>14245036
To Odin's credit at least he wrote what he wanted, for better or worse.

>> No.14245049

>>14245035
That you be a fun read if done by the mothers perspective.

>"let me in! anon knows I was coming!"
>The beetle just shakes her head.

>> No.14245053

>>14245045
Be that as it may, I will never let that one go.

Never.

>> No.14245061

>>14245001
>Boss of a company accidentally signs a contract his then revealed demon secretary gives him

Unless he has a thing for her, that will end horribly.

>> No.14245062

>>14245049
>disrespecting mum
Woman, don't make me hit you. Don't fucking do it.

>> No.14245069

>>14245053
Don't worry, I'll never write a Dragon story because I suck at it anyway and Dragons are hard for me to write without imagining Smaug as a woman

>> No.14245070

>>14245062
Maybe her son is trying to surprise her in some fashion, but she doesn't know it yet,

>> No.14245071

>>14245062
>>14245049
>>14245035
all this talk of mom
>must be good to have a nice family
>my family hates me because I left my home state to pursue my dream of working in professional sports

>> No.14245072

>>14245069
>Spoiler
>Implying this isn't a good thing.

>> No.14245081

>>14245070
She's in for a suprise if she doesn't let her in this instant.

>> No.14245085

>>14245071
>tfw your mom is basically a faggot cat

>> No.14245092

>>14245081
But what if the "mom" is actually a doppelganger?

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>>14244902
>>14244946
Make her a vampire and I'm very ok with this.

>> No.14245102

>>14245092
Well, if the first thing she does after coming in is complain about my place, I'll know it's the real one.

>> No.14245104

>>14245092
>yandere Doppelganger attempting to get closer to a Soldier Beetles husband

>> No.14245107

>>14244453
I'm only twelve, Ms. Lady.
Wait, why are you in the boys restroom?

>> No.14245108

>>14245001

lets see now...
>>A mantis that has a thing for sugar cubes.
I cant shake the mental Image of her in licking a cube and the only sign of her sugar rush is that she's on the ceiling.

>>A human mother trying to visit her son, but his soldier beetle wife wont let her in the house.
well that's just rude, Either the mother must have done something or the Beetle sees her as a threat for some reason

>>Boss of a company accidentally signs a contract his then revealed demon secretary gives him.
>>14245061


>>Dude try to prove his kunoichi wife is real (mentioned before, but still)
If i could write, I would reveal her during a conversation. scare the shit out of people by her appearing in a puff of smoke and saying "you called?"

>> No.14245119

>>14245097
Who would you defend yourself against dumbypirs?

>> No.14245128

>>14245072
It's not when I already feel like I have a distinct femdom speech style and it's infuriating.

>> No.14245134

>>14245119
Evil dhampirs working for my waifu, obviously.

>> No.14245137

>>14245134
What would they get out of it? They are the vampire's enemy.

>> No.14245143

>>14245119
>TFW faggot daughter keeps trying to steal you away from wife

>> No.14245148

>>14245143
Someone's getting her phone and computer taken away.

>> No.14245151

>>14245137
Not all of them fall for the tanuki propaganda.

>> No.14245159

>>14245137
They are evil dhampirs, they will go out and break rival vamps.

>> No.14245164

>>14245049
It would be funny if when she finally gets in he isn't there.

>> No.14245166

>>14245137
Working for the empress has its advantages, like having access to the cutest husbandos on the empire.

>> No.14245172

>>14245166
Or maybe they're planning on stabbing her in the back, like they always do.

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14245190

Have you met your new Lord and Savior, Johjus?

>> No.14245197

>>14245190
Wrong thread?

>> No.14245202

>>14245108
>I cant shake the mental Image of her in licking a cube and the only sign of her sugar rush is that she's on the ceiling.

>"Get down from there!"
>"no" *licks cube*
>"I thought I told you stop eating those?"
>"I like sugar."
>"So do I but you cant just munch on sugar all day, its bad for you!"
>"...but I like sugar" *licks cube*

meh, I tried, someone else can make it better

>> No.14245212

>>14245202
>*action*

Die.

>> No.14245220

>>14245212
sorry if i offended you.

>> No.14245228

Fun day in politics today. Trump's speech where someone ODed, the Canicuck elections, what a day, what a lovely day.

On an unrelated note I want to pour sticky gooey substances into a Tanuki's tail.

>> No.14245231

So what is the biggest monstergirl besides humanized lovecraftian gods?

>> No.14245236

>>14245108
>scare the shit out of people by her appearing in a puff of smoke and saying "you called?"
There must be better ways to prove your demon ninja wife exists.

>> No.14245239

>>14245231
Probably Sandworms.

>> No.14245244

>>14245228
>Trump's speech where someone ODed
???

>> No.14245245

>>14245231
sand worms or a kraken in ship destroy mode.

>> No.14245259

>>14245244
Trump gave a speech where he talked about how he couldn't run ads because all the news networks were already giving him so much coverage, that if he did get ads people would probably OD on Trump. A few minutes later a woman at the speech fainted from "pure excitement" and had to be carried out.

It was just another Trump speech.

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>>14245231
>He thinks the Lovecraft Gods even remotely give a shit what constitutes as big or small to the feeble minded flesh-puppets who want to press their slimy mucus covered lips to the wriggling orifices of the Outer Horrors in sweet, gusset-y coitus

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14245302

Just finished a new story: http://pastebin.com/1m5nbxmH

This one's about a dragon bounty hunter who runs into a man on her way to her next big bounty. After dragging him through some trouble, she finds there's a bit more to the situation than she first thought.

Also, since I didn't post this here when I first finished it: http://pastebin.com/n9Ew6niR

A side-chapter to Not the Fall where a well-dressed wight fucks the MC silly.

And now back to other things. Probably doing a translation next.

>> No.14245311

>>14245245
God forbid if they ever combine.

>> No.14245317
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14245317

Werebats are for _____

>> No.14245321

>>14245317
Wearing their children as backpacks.

>> No.14245322

>>14245317
Bat Milk and Cookies

>> No.14245324

We got any Will-o-the-Wisp stories?

>> No.14245332
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>>14245322
Give her the milk

>> No.14245335

>>14245322
Was there actually milk?
Were there actually cookies!?

>> No.14245345

>>14245335
What I want to know is where's the Caveman?

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>>14245001

>> No.14245375

>>14245372
This is surprisingly erotic

>> No.14245383

>>14245372
>That look

The minute she's done with that cube I'm fucking her mouth.

>> No.14245401

>>14245302
>RSAnon pops back in
Jesus fucking christ how wonderful.

Now if only cap would return too...

>> No.14245413

>>14245401
Didn't Cap leave for that place that must not be named?

>> No.14245427

>>14245228
>the Canicuck elections
>Out of nowhere, the Liberals are winning
Did not see that one coming.

>> No.14245430

>>14245427
Cuckfags BTFO

>> No.14245435

>>14245228
>Trump may very likely win the election next year in my home country
>An annoying talking orange is the most likely candidate to take over leadership in our nation
OH WHAT A HEAVY DAY!!!

>> No.14245440

>>14245427
After Harper, that's surprising? Really?

I mean I hate the NDP and Liberals but at this point literally anyone but Harper. Plus with them the TPP in Canada is looking questionable.

>> No.14245447

>>14245427
Can't wait for Trudeau to fuck this country up even worse.

>> No.14245454

>>14245427
I was tempted to post about this myself, but I didn't feel it was really necessary.

Anyway, now that there's a projected liberal majority I think I need a monstergirl to help me forget and get through this.

>> No.14245455

>>14245427
At this point it's "vote for anyone but Harper"
Seriously, the other guys could royally fuck up the basic mixture of Maple syrup, but as long as it isn't Harper mixing it

>> No.14245457

>>14245413
Yeah pretty much. Not surprising given the way the threads have overall gone to shit as far as content creators being welcomed here. One mis-step and you're in the pantheon with Bob, the other B, Inari, Nega, Aftyn, Euthanasia-Faggot, Quicksilver j/k he's based

>> No.14245462

>>14245440
It's just that when you look back at the previous election, the Liberals were the minority. But then, so were the NDP prior to that, and I suppose with them losing popular support after the death of their last leader, it's not surprising all that support would redouble back to the Liberals...

>>14245447
How? Literally how? At this point, I'd take Trudeau's "Worse" over Harper's anything.

>> No.14245464

>>14245413
Which place? I just want to see him continue Marcus' story...

>> No.14245485

>>14245372
>dat look
I got some cream to go with that sugar if she's interested

>> No.14245494

>>14245302
I really enjoyed that dragon story, mate. Thanks for the good read.

>> No.14245501

>>14245464
You know Bromont? You know why people hate him? Apply that to Captain and there's your answer.

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>>14245501
People? I think you mean person in that case.

>> No.14245510

>>14245501
>You know why people hate him?
You mean all one of them? I mean, I don't doubt that there's others but honestly most of the anti-Bromont posting you see comes from one dedicated shitposter.

>> No.14245524

>>14245508
>>14245510
I refuse to believe one man could be so dedicated and filled with hate.

>> No.14245530

>>14245524
I wish I were as innocent and optimistic as you.

>> No.14245531

>>14245524
You'd be surprised

>> No.14245590

>>14245302
>http://pastebin.com/1m5nbxmH
I liked the twist and eventual fight involving the Mother.

Keep up the good work, RS.

>> No.14245595

>>14245494
>>14245590
Thanks anons. I'm glad people are liking it.

>> No.14245599

>>14245372
Now that's one sexy creepy crawly.

>> No.14245607

>>14245595
No problem.
Also, I remember reading that Liess-centered one-shot when you stealthily added it to your pastebin a few weeks back. That was some good shit.

>> No.14245641

>>14245317
Embarassing them by asking to harvest their poop

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14245662

New T-Rex Chapter:
https://raptorscans.wordpress.com/2015/10/19/t-rex-na-kanojo-chapter-17/

>> No.14245672

>>14245662
Why is she an actual T-rex now?

>> No.14245693

>>14245672
It's just a bonus page from his pixiv, don't worry about it.

>> No.14245700

>>14245693
Okay good, I was scared there for a minute.

>> No.14245701

>>14245302
>dragon story
FUCK YES

>> No.14245727

>>14245660
She's cute.

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>>14244668
Enchantment?

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14245759

>you will never learn how to drive with you're Lich/Dragon/Wight/Pharaoh waifu after you've isolated yourselves from society for several centuries

>> No.14245790

>>14245372
This isn't about the sugar
I know what's coming

>> No.14245800

>>14245524
You still have faith in humanity. That's good.
You're wrong, but in this case there's no benefit to being right.

>> No.14245804

>>14245790
What would a mantis on a sugar rush look like?
Would she just be sitting there in a chair, vibrating intensely while still wearing a blank expression?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHpn-o9n-cs

>> No.14245815

>>14245759
>You'll never see a "Haunted" manor being sold for dirt cheap.
>You'll never feel an ominous chill at random.
>You'll never wonder why there aren't many windows in the house.
>You'll never stumble upon a secret beneath the basement.
>You'll never foolishly explore it and find an ornate burial chamber.
>You'll never be grabbed from behind by a group of zombie girls who drag you over to a quartet of coffins and forcibly jerk you off over a small basin which drains into the coffins.
>A Wight, a Lich, A Dracolich, and a Vampire will never rise from the coffins.
>They'll never demand that you pay tribute for daring to trespass on their land before dragging you upstairs and suddenly going silent when they see the modern modifications.
>You'll never explain that they must have been asleep for a long time before offering to reintroduce them to the modern world.
>They'll never accept before stating that they still need more semen to properly awaken.
>They'll never take you to the master bedroom for a much more tender lovemaking session then they originally intended.
>You'll never teach them about the modern world while occasionally helping them out with various things.
>You'll never have four cute undead wives to teach about the modern world.
It hurts anon.

>> No.14245817

>>14245812
I want to shave her bush.

>> No.14245818

>>14245812
>Feather Pubes

Good ol' avian girls

>> No.14245821

>>14245804
A mantis on a sugar rush would probably give some of the most intense head this side of a horde of Ghouls.
Imagine a Kuudere blowjob but at least five times faster.

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>>14245815
Almost any monstergirl can be improved by making them Undead.

>> No.14245830

>>14245759

How the fuck would a dragon drive?

>> No.14245833

>>14245821
I just imagine shaking on a chair, trying to sit still before tackling her husband for the mother of all blowjobs.

>> No.14245834

>>14245826
Is tap dancing fun? I keep looking at people who do traditional dance and I do admire the skill, but is it something the average faceless anon can enjoy?

>> No.14245836

>>14245830
With her hands and feet.

>> No.14245844

>>14245830
By polymorphing parts of her body to better accommodate the cars interior.

>> No.14245848

>>14245830
Generally for most cities there would be untold amounts of city renovations to include larger proportioned mg's. Wealthier cities can afford to make building large enough to accommodate Oomukades and Ushi Oni but other cities would have to keep such luxuries to select districts to save the budget.

Vehicles wouldn't have to change much as there as there are already cars made for wheelbound persons, it would fundamentally be the same for large mg's. For dragons where their wings may get in the way, an open sun roof car may be best to suit their large wingspan.

>> No.14245855

>>14245834
I literally have no idea.

>> No.14245858

>>14245834
If you have the dexterity, flexibility, and stamina to do it without causing yourself a huge amount of pain, yeah it can be fun. If you aren't in the right shape for it it's pure torture.

>> No.14245870

>>14245826
They will not, however, be improved by making them for ants.

>> No.14245875

>>14245759
>>14245830
>Not riding on the dragon's back
>Because the mountains don't give back what they take
>OH NO, THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
>IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN

>> No.14245878

>>14245815
>tfw I was just writing something very similar about a Pharaoh
Well I guess that really takes the wind out of my sails.

>> No.14245879

>>14245875

I would rather the dragon princess carry me as she flies.

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>>14245875
>a Dragon with a Portuguese accent will never call you her "pretty boy"

>> No.14245882

>>14245878
Do it fucker.

>> No.14245883

>>14245881
Why does that dragon look upset?

>> No.14245884

>>14245372
I looks like she was caught doing that

>> No.14245888

>>14245881
>She'll never say "Let's dance" before dragging you to bed.

>> No.14245889

>>14245883
I believe she's actually blushing.

>> No.14245890

>>14245881
Very good.

>> No.14245893

>>14245878
Keep writing; you have attracted my attention.

>> No.14245902

>>14245457
>these threads are awful
Why do people keep saying this when we are the best monstergirl related site out there, I know I'm pretty much a newfag (I've been here since april), but nobody produces new content like us and every few weeks you see a new writefag showing up (even I'm writing something for halloween right now, first time).
Hell, the best writefags/drawfags of MGs in this part of the world post here. And they are the fucking big guys.
Some of the greentexts in these threads, man, we are fucking great.

>> No.14245905

>>14245902
Really, this.

>> No.14245907

>>14245882
>Anon goes to Egypt for easy credits and easy pussy
>Accidentally awakens a Pharaoh who's been asleep for a couple thousand years
>Gets husbandoed
>Takes her home since all she has is ruins
>Has to teach her about modern society
>She causes a scene everywhere she goes because things like automatic doors simultaneously blow her mind and stoke her ego
There I just saved hours of writing.

>> No.14245911

>>14245457
who is "the other B?"

>> No.14245913

>>14245911
Angry Orchard

>> No.14245920

>>14245913
got a paste link?

also is euthanasia-faggot the guy that wrote that one hellhound thing?

>> No.14245921

>>14245902
/mgt/ master race.

>> No.14245924

>>14245902
>Why do people keep saying this when we are the best monstergirl related site out there
Typically, it's because they did something that the thread reacted poorly too. In regards to writing, the worst most writefags will encounter is being ignored. They need to really fuck up to earn the lasting ire of this place.

>> No.14245926

>>14245902
You do realize this is the line of thought other monster girl websites have right?

>been here since April
All I needed to know.

>> No.14245930

>>14245913
what did this guy do?

>> No.14245935

>>14245930
Blog about orange juice and the unemployment policies of UK. Not really anything.

>> No.14245938

>>14245881
I don't care for accents or dancing, but that wing-tail wrap is something I need.

>> No.14245942

>>14245926
I know I'm a newfag, and I also came from another site, and I can assure you, they have nothing. If you don't believe me, go see for yourself.

>> No.14245945

>>14245924
Yeah, pretty much

>> No.14245949

>>14245920
>>14245930
Bollocks hasn't really wrote anything that'd cause drama, he's just a whiny goober.
http://pastebin.com/u/ThatBollocksWriter

>> No.14245951

>>14245942
>Spoiler
Get the disinfectant
The hoses this time. High powered.

>> No.14245954

>>14245902
We have latenight, lanternon and RS, that's all I care.

>> No.14245955

>>14245942
I second this. I've looked around at other places when we were at our worst and none of them had much to offer.

>> No.14245956

>>14245935
Oh now I know who you mean.
I think we chased him away, last time he was here some guy said he was gonna spam the tread till he leaves.

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>>14245302
Well ain't that a treat.

>> No.14245966

>>14245956
Nah, he posted again after that.

>> No.14245968

>>14245920
>euthanasia-faggot

who is this?

>> No.14245973

>>14245954
I'm pretty sure Lantern got tired of our shit.

>> No.14245974

>>14245968
I'm guessing the guy who made a hellhound snuff greentext that was so bad it made an autist "crash the thread"

>> No.14245975

>>14245956
He's still here
He himself said that he was sorry and has made good on not blogposting. I respect that.
its just that his name is now connected to attention whoring (semi his fault)and will be for another month or so.

>> No.14245976

>>14245973
That's not true and you know it, no fearmongering please.

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14245977

When something's goin' wrong
You must wip it

>> No.14245979

>>14245973
>Last update 2 months ago
Yeah he's dead.

>> No.14245980

>>14245977
Is it CC time?

>> No.14245983

>>14245976
>That's not true and you know it
Obviously I don't. Unless he's posted something it the last month and a half, I don't know and neither do you.

If he was just busy, I'd assume he'd say something. So that's leaves "bailed the fuck out" and "dead"

>> No.14245984

>>14245973
>>14245979
According to the archive he posted here last week.

>> No.14245985

>>14245977
Dat Kraken tho.

>> No.14245988

>>14245980
>implying it ever isn't

>> No.14245990

>>14245984
Did he? News to me. Care to paste it?

>> No.14245993

>>14245985
Also known by the alias Phil McKraken, to be exact.

>> No.14245994

>>14245302
Asking for spoilers since this is really long.
I read the ending out of context to get a general idea of the story and I have a worry I'd like to ask about.

Is the male character's love interest (female protag's mom?) a colossal bitch? What I read hinted yes but I could be wrong. I love RS's shit but he has a tendency to write some incredibly unlikable, bitchy females.

Specifically the dialog seems to be indicating the mom dragon is willing to keep the guy as a fuck pet but not be exclusive/faithful to him since he's too weak or something. If that's the case I'm not going to waste my time reading the rest.

Is that the case, or no? Like I said I read it out of context so I could be totally off.

>> No.14245999

>>14245983
>I'd assume he'd say something
Like he did a while back. I'm not pulling things out of my ass here you know.

>> No.14246000

>>14245990
>This has been a lousy time to end up on a larger, more plot-intensive chapter, and I'm sorry that it's taking so long, but I'm still around and still around and still writing. Real life just happens to suck, and as much as I want to tell my story I want six hours of sleep a night slightly more.

>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=lanternon&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

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>> No.14246005

>>14245999
>I'm not pulling things out of my ass
Then quit being a vague little faggot and back your shit up. Obviously I haven't seen it so it's not like I'd know now would it?

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>>14245907
>things like automatic doors simultaneously blow her mind and stoke her ego
Well, shit like this writes itself.

>> No.14246008

>>14245956
He tends to show up a few hours before the weekly reveal, talking about salamanders, pepermint tea and dragon golems

>> No.14246010

>>14245977
The foreshortening on the Demons arm looks a little off, but otherwise they look great so far.
>tfw I can only point out problems, but am incapable of finding solutions

>> No.14246012

>>14246000
Thanks. I'm glad he's still around. He's one of the gems in this steaming pile of shit.

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>>14246005
Another guy just posted it and you're still asking me and calling me a faggot?
You're a real nice guy, you know that?

>> No.14246024

I'm fapping to lamias tonight.

>> No.14246029

>>14246022
And you're a passive aggressive cunt.

>> No.14246031

>>14246022
To be fair, if you had looked you would have noticed that I posted that remark 20sec after the other anon pasted Lantern's post. AKA, waiting for the update.

As to being a nice guy, not so much. Too cynical, tired, and lonely.

>> No.14246036

>>14246008
>pepermint tea
Does that even taste good?

>> No.14246038

>>14246024
Why are you telling us this? Want to synchronize the faps and bring the Lamias into existence by the sheer volume of our love?

>> No.14246039

>>14246036
No, it's fucking horrible.
I can't imagine why people drink the stuff.

>> No.14246040

>>14245994
I really don't think so. I didn't see it that way. It's just that you get such a small snapshot of their interaction that you might interpret it in that way. With the context of the rest of the story, her actions make more sense.

>> No.14246041

>>14245977
Is...that a Lich, on the left?
In an evening dress?

Oh lordie...

>> No.14246042

>>14246036
It's OK
Not great, but not terrible. Just OK

>> No.14246043

>>14245980
>>14245988

>>14246010
Thanks man, and no worries, every little bit helps.

>> No.14246045

>>14246036
Its my go-to for herbal tea. but its not for everyone.

>> No.14246050

>>14246041
She doesn't want to wear it either, but you know how fundraisers are.

>> No.14246055

>>14246045
I'm going to buy a box, see for myself.

Pretty sure that was grapefuit, not a orange captcha.

>> No.14246061

>>14246045
Black Tea is best tea.

>> No.14246063

>>14246061
This nigga is MY nigga

>> No.14246066

>>14246041
>these fat titted hags are too loud
>the food kinda sucks
>i wish i was back at the lab

>> No.14246068

Imagine being the captain of a freelance fishing crew, enjoying long, calm days out at sea with your best friends, and the warm smell of sea salt in the air.

Then, one day, tragedy strikes. One by one, your crew is dragged into the depths of the sea by slimy, black tendrils. The look of horror on their faces as they're swallowed by the murky depths is burned into your mind. You stand alone on the deck, harpoon at the ready, patiently waiting, dreading the appearance of the tendrils that you know will seal your fate today. Then, something. emerges from the depths. A beautifully pale woman climbs aboard your ship. Alas, it's only a trick. Stunned by her beauty, you drop your guard for just long enough to be caught in the sticky grip of a tentacle. She makes her way toward you, and you realize your mistake. From the waist down, she's a monster. You mutter the beast's name in anger.

"Kraken."

You await being hauled down to Davy Jones's locker, but you are simply held in place. The Kraken approaches you, swinging her hips.

"My my, aren't you a pretty one." She taunts you. You struggle against her grip, but it's useless. A sadistic smile beams across her face. She places her cold, wet hand against your cheek. "Don't fight it. If you don't struggle, I won't hurt you."

Scared, confused, and furious, you scream, desperately trying to free yourself from her embrace. Her grip on you only grows tighter. You give in, seeing no other way out of your demise.

Then, the unthinkable happens.

She slams your body belly-up against the deck, and removes your trousers. She climbs on top of you, her grin becomes terrifyingly predatory. Placing both of her hands on your head, she forces you to look deep into your eyes.

"Look at me. I'm the captain now."

>> No.14246069

>>14246055
>Angry orchard likes peppermint tea
>anon now goes to try tea out.
>His captcha is for oranges

He's fucking watching us.

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14246072

You know what this tea needs?

>> No.14246074

I want a ghost to share her spooky mixtape with me

>> No.14246077

>>14246072
Ah! Yes of course!
Sugar!

>> No.14246079

>>14246055
You can make herbal tea out of just about any forb. If you want something old school and different that's not old school cough medicine (peppermint), try horehound.

>> No.14246081

>>14246072
Less disgusting hallucinogenic mushrooms and gross bugs.

>> No.14246082

>>14246074
What would a ghost listen to?

>> No.14246083

>>14246072
My semen?

>> No.14246086

>>14246083
Precissimo. Pants off, stud.

>> No.14246087

>>14246082
chillgrave

>> No.14246088

>>14246082
Pumpkin Hill?

>> No.14246093

>>14246068
You rused me real good.

>> No.14246094

>>14246086
Alright, but I've lost my appetite for tea.

>> No.14246096

>>14246094
That's for her anyway. You get juice. Can you guess which kind of juice?

>> No.14246102

>>14246096
Must... resist... joke... about...fuck it!
orange juice!

>> No.14246105

>>14246068
I'd sooner run myself through with a harpoon.

>> No.14246106

>>14246102
We're not friends anymore.

>> No.14246107

>>14246068
My dick liked this.

>> No.14246108

>>14246068
I've never liked he sea mgs for this reason. The idea of being dragged below the water to drown, even if you don't. It's those moments of one of the most primal fears.

>> No.14246109

>>14246096
I hope it's grape juice in a dirty glass! That she came in!

>> No.14246111

>>14246109
You're getting there.

>> No.14246112

>>14246072
Tea that causes men who drink it to change into the forms of giant dogs, go mad with lust, and attack and ravish monster girls?

>> No.14246113

>>14246102
>Not in caps
Had me worried there

>> No.14246124

>>14246112
Oh right, I forgot that was a thing in MGE.

>> No.14246132

>>14246112
that is the dumbest thing I have read today.

>> No.14246138

>>14246113
Hey this tea business started because of talking about him.
I had to get that in there.

>> No.14246141

>>14246066
I'd love to ask her to show me her lab; give her an excuse to get away from the stuff she doesn't like.

>> No.14246142

>>14246040
Hmm. If it's not clarified in the rest of the story I think I'll probably just skip it. It's already in my head now so it will probably color my reading experience, and I try really hard not to read things that will leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Thanks for the answer.

>> No.14246143

>>14246102
>>14246106
I don't get it.
>>14246132
Well its cannon, wonderland is shit.

>> No.14246145

>>14246138
No, no you did not.
but what's done is done, lets talk more about mad hatters and tea.

>> No.14246156

>>14246132
Well, when in Wonderland

>> No.14246157

>>14246145
Agreed
Do you thing mad hatters ask women if they would like to try out their hats?

>> No.14246165

>>14246156
beat two jabberwocks together three times while singing "there's no business like show business"

>> No.14246170

>>14246165
Two Wocks, you mean.

>> No.14246174

>>14246142
How much of the ending did you read anyway?

Since I do and did the same thing as you, and the impression I got was just that she was...taunting him. Nothing more really.

>> No.14246176

>>14246170
get out of here with your pedo shit

>> No.14246187

>>14246176
>pedo
What? You don't fuck Wocks.

>> No.14246191

>>14246187
So you're encouraging me to beat children then?

>> No.14246194

>>14246191
Better than beating gorgeous, lust filled Dragon ladies.

>> No.14246195

>>14246194
You're a sick fuck. I hope you fall into a mantango pit and/or alp.

>> No.14246196

>>14246191
Wocks aren't children. I'm not even sure if they're related to normal Jabberwocks at all. They just... are Wocks.

>> No.14246197

>>14246195
I'll Alp sooner than beating two grown Jabberwocks together.

>> No.14246204

>>14246157
That sounds like a horror short.

>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees thee two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

>> No.14246206

>>14246194
But what if they want you to do it? What if they beg you for it every night and promise you lots of cuddles and headpats in bed afterwards?

>> No.14246207

>>14246204
Purge worthy right there. Anything to do with spores goes on the genocide list.

>> No.14246211

>>14246206
Well that's different then.

>> No.14246214

>>14246206
Not that guy, but as long as it's nothing that does lasting harm and if they want it.
I wouldn't mind spanking or binding up a masochistic monstergirl.
Just gotta make sure they get some nice tender aftercare afterwards.

>> No.14246216

>>14246214
One day I will write about a boy and his MG eating ice cream under a blanket after their BDSM session.
One day...

>> No.14246218

>>14246206
they need an extra does of love and cuddles to cure them of their unhealthy desires.

>> No.14246219

>>14246207
Just give them to me, paladin-chan. Mad hatters are love.

>> No.14246223

>>14246216
Why would they do that?
The blanket might get messy, they should eat the ice cream at the table and then cuddle up and watch movies together in bed.

>> No.14246224

>>14246174
It's basically just this line.
“It’s unfortunate you put so much value on keeping me to yourself. You were a wonderful person that I very much enjoyed spending time with, but if my husband cannot back his conviction with strength, he cannot be my husband.”

That's about where I read from. It doesn't seem like taunting to me. But again, I didn't read the whole thing, so my opinion can be off.

It's just, you know, if a girl doesn't think you're good enough for her, you don't try to prove her wrong; you find a girl who does. Or if you're particularly spiteful you prove her wrong THEN find a girl who does. A different one.

>> No.14246227

>>14246219
what are you going to do with several tonnes worth of ash?

>> No.14246229

>>14246223
>The blanket might get messy
The hell it might, they're not Ogres or P'Orcs or Wurms, they don't eat sloppy.
Let me have my dreams, dammit.

>> No.14246230

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead occupy yourself with something constructive.
Like helping the kobolds at the adoption center build a pillow fort or reading the loli lich and her zombie friends a bed time story?

I will have a Halloween themed story out by the 31st.
I will make myself write 1k words every day until its released.

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>>14246219
Sometimes I wonder how this qt is related to matango. Wonderland is such a mysterious place.

>> No.14246236

>>14246229
I was just talking about the under the covers thing. How do you eat ice cream under the covers without getting any ice cream on the covers?

>> No.14246238

>>14246227
>implying you could beat any monstergirl
Good joke.

>>14246234
Indeed.

>> No.14246245

>>14246204
Please expand this. something like this deserves more.

>> No.14246246

>>14246214
Aftercare is the best.

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>>14246236
There seems to be a miscommunication. I will illustrate. See, the ice cream itself is being consumed above the blanket.

>> No.14246252

>>14246238
Oh boy, the "muh invincible monster girls" kids are coming out from under their rocks.

Your most almost makes me think you wouldn't enjoy razing a few MG villages to the ground. But that can't be right.

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>>14244481
>>14244503
Kikimora's are cute!
CUTE!

>> No.14246256

>>14246234
>Wonderland is such a mysterious place.
You can bet on that. It gave us so much and asked so much, at least there aren't any furries.

>> No.14246257

>>14246248
Still better than Less.

>> No.14246261

>>14246252
MGU go to bed and stop getting mad for obvious bait.

>> No.14246262

>>14246248
Good job as always Alp, are you going to take commissions soon?

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>> No.14246267

>>14246252

It's not that monsters are invulnerable.

It's just that you could never beat one being the pathetic sack of shits that we all are.

>> No.14246269

>>14246262
I've always done what I've been asked for.

>> No.14246272

>>14246267
That's why we have guns, anon. I didn't say anything about waving around a giant fucking flaming sword, did I?

>> No.14246274

>>14246252
You sure are stupid, huh? I'm done talking with you.

>> No.14246277

>>14246230
I'm busy tucking the wendigos into bed, can I do it later?

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14246278

>>14244481
>>14244503
>>14246253

>> No.14246280

>>14246277
If you can pull away from their little 'awawawawa'ing faces and wagging tails then yes.

>> No.14246281

>>14246272

If we have guns why wouldn't the monsters have guns too?

>> No.14246282

What is MGU?

>> No.14246284

>>14246266
>Wait, that's not Master
>A Navy uniform? Is it one of Master's friends?
And then the Kiki was told Master was shot down over Guadalcanal.

>> No.14246285

>>14246230
>Halloween story
I suppose that's a decent enough idea, but what to write about?

>> No.14246287

>>14246282
A hive of scum and villainy.

>> No.14246291

>>14246284
How tragic!

How will she break the news to her master's son?

>> No.14246292

>>14246282
Well, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

>> No.14246293

>>14246282
It was some place where edgy kids used to gather. Really, you should know this by now.

>> No.14246298

>>14246285
Man handing out candy and trying to figure out if the girls are sabbath members or not cue the 'trick' being them breaking into his house and trying to rape him or maybe write about an office Halloween party that goes terribly right.

Or a scooby doo parody of MGs investigating a house 'haunted' by a paladin.

>> No.14246299

>>14246282
The only site to ever get a cease and desist from KC.

>> No.14246300

>>14246281
They would. But the important thing is to capitalize on their inherent desire to not harm humans and slaughter them before they find the will to fight back.

>> No.14246303

>>14246298
Spooky scary 'mukade send shivers down my spine~

>> No.14246305

>>14246303
Loli ommukade in a ghost costume, her arms raised and asking for upsies.

>> No.14246307

>>14246132
Welcome to Wonderland. Only Liches and the Sabbath will be as depraved.

>> No.14246308

Men of Monstergirl City, it is time to rise up
Free yourself of desires and the chains of lust that enslave you
Grab a weapon and wage war against this degenerate life
The Beta Uprising is here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX8rjaqMvBs

>> No.14246311

>>14246291
She'll break down in tears as she tries to explain it.
Little Master, despite being but a boy, knows enough of the realities of war to figure out what the Kiki is getting at.
He hugs her and she cries into his shoulder, thinking herself pathetic. She's the one who should be doing the comforting in this situation, not Little Master.

>> No.14246312

>>14246224
I read from a bit farther back. Where it mentions that she, befitting her status as 'The Mother', is gathering hordes of dragons to make a kingdom or some shit. When he talks about "wanting her all to himself", he's talking about wanting to just settle down, secluded and alone together, rather than have to share her with an entire admiring Kingdom. That's the impression I got anyway. So when I get to that line you posted, and those around them, it comes off to me as partially taunting, and partially as though she's offering an alternative to being a "Husband" if he doesn't like where that would put him in her kingdom.
And really, it helps that the first thing that happens when they meet at the end is her blocking an attack from one of her over-eager admirers, then them making out after years of being away from each other. And really, in the end, he proves himself regardless of her taunting.

>> No.14246314

>>14246298
Sabbath rape!

>> No.14246315

>>14245017
>executed
>not removed from her rank and put under permanent housearrest

It would be bad image for whoever would want to execute such a wannabe evil waifu.
It would make a good comedy story.

>> No.14246317

>>14246314
They're lewd girls who just need a kind oniichan to ruffle their hair.

good night for real now.
It's time for bed.

>> No.14246319
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>>14246303
I-I ain't afraid of no bug!

>> No.14246321

>>14246112
I've heard the that was a bad translation and it just has the same effect as a raging mushroom. It makes you go mad with bestial lust.

>> No.14246323

>>14246314
Loli gangrape time?

>> No.14246325

>>14246312
>he's talking about wanting to just settle down, secluded and alone together, rather than have to share her with an entire admiring Kingdom

Ah, alright. That's better than I was expecting/fearing.

>> No.14246326

>>14245994
>he has a tendency to write some incredibly unlikable, bitchy females.
holy shit, this.

>> No.14246328

>>14246319
Impressive.

>> No.14246329

>Final Fantasy XIV is down
>Finished SOMA
>Played a bit of all the other games I felt like
Well I'm bored. So I figure I could A) Study Nip, or B) Try writing a story.

If I went with B, what to write though? Dragoons? Pharaoh and Apophis Hijinx? Loli Oni? Hot Springs Angel? Or maybe something involving an undead kingdom for this Halloween thing going around?

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>>14246317
Good night.
>>14246323
Yes! I want to encounter a gang of ushi-onis in a dark alley.

>> No.14246333

>>14246300
you. I like you.

>> No.14246335

>>14246329
Loli Oni Halloween!

>> No.14246336

>>14246329
Hot Springs Angel.

>> No.14246337

>>14246329
This >>14246335

>> No.14246338

>>14243604
That Druella really lacks a little druelling in her tummy.

>> No.14246339

>>14246328
Ooumukade's onee-san likes to get into the halloween spirit and scare her little sister's twerp friends!

>> No.14246340

>>14246339
>twerp
I am incapable of hearing this word without immediately thinking of Team Rocket.

>> No.14246344

>>14246335
>>14246337
Nah. Loli Oni's just something I wrote in a rush, and would re-write if I cared to; and it really doesn't have anything to do with Halloween.

Though in theory, a sequel set at Halloween wouldn't be a terrible idea...but I'd still want to rewrite the original first.

>>14246340
Fairly Odd Parents also comes to mind.

>> No.14246346

>>14243604
I want to marry Deruella and then fuck her until I pass out.
I still think she's a virgin loser who can't get a husband.

>>14243611
>That top picture.
Why must I be reminded of my sins?

>> No.14246347

>>14246344
Fine, go with hot springs angel then. It won't be the same as that soapland angel idea from ages ago though. Did that every get written?

>> No.14246348

>>14246339
What happens when that one little boy starts crying, and Oomu-Nee-san hears voices approaching. It seems like any second now the adults are going to walk in and think she's doing something horrible to a small child.

>> No.14246349

>>14246344
Why not have Apophis bring Halloween into town and have Pharaoh's court get into the foul spirit of the holiday?

>> No.14246352

>>14246347
>It won't be the same as that soapland angel idea from ages ago though.
Actually, it would be. I'm just calling it "Hot Springs Angel" because...reasons. And length.
>Did that ever get written?
Obviously not.

>>14246349
That's so anachronastic it's making my head hurt.

>> No.14246359

>>14246352
>anachronistic
>in a setting with Monster Girls, deities and monsters turned into fuckable anime girls
JUST DO IT. HALLOWEEN & CHRISTMAS ARE TIMELESS!

>> No.14246361

>>14246348
She panics and tries to calm him down to no avail. As a last ditch effort to shut him up she lifts her shirt and flashes her tits at him.

It works, but now she can't get married.

>> No.14246363

>>14246359
>Halloween & Christmas
So what I hear you saying is Skeleton Girlss, Rag-Doll Girls, and Bug Girls?

>> No.14246366

>>14246363
oogy boogie girl

>> No.14246370

>>14246305
"Up, up!"

Your daughter raises her arms. You can feel her smiling beneath the bedsheet she chose to make into her costume for Halloween. "Up!" she repeats.

Obediently, you pick her up, and drape her over your shoulder. She crawls around your body, clinging tightly to the sheet to keep it from falling off. "OOOOooooooOOO" She speaks in a ghastly groan, "Daddy is hau~nted!"

Your wife has a hard time containing her laughter.

>> No.14246374

>>14246363
>>14246366
>Devil Bugs put on a sack and pretend to be some great and terrible fiend
I could dig it.
>Rag-Doll Girls
Sally was too good for Jack.

>> No.14246382

>>14245302

Where do you generally post when you're not here?

>> No.14246389
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>>14246370
daughteru posts hurt me more than waifu posts ever will.

I just want a happy family.

>> No.14246390

>>14246389
You can't have one though, because that's how unlikable you are. Says so right here on your file. Unlikable.

>> No.14246392

>>14246389
Me too anon. Me too...

>> No.14246393

>>14245457
What is this place that must not be named?

>> No.14246401

>>14246389
This. I just want a cute MG daughteru to love and protect and cuddle, is that too much to ask?

>> No.14246405

>>14246393
I'm guessing either /monster/ or TFT. Both of which are honestly harmless. Some good content comes out of both, and otherwise there's just the normal shit you find everywhere, and then a general lack of activity.

S'why I stick around this thread. The bustling, 24/7 activity.

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14246406

You want daughteru? I give you good price!

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>>14246406
You can't put a price on daughterus you scumbag!

>> No.14246415

>>14246412
You can if you use tape.

>> No.14246416

>>14246389
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

>> No.14246419

>>14246412
Sure can, sure can! Give you good price! One daughteru, just gonna need about tree-fiddy!

>> No.14246420

>>14246406
>You'll never watch your adorable dragon daughteru hatch

>> No.14246423

>>14246419
You're one tall sales rep you know that. Kinda ancient lookin too.

>> No.14246424

>>14246415
You mean like bondage? Taping her up until she can't move or speak? I don't know what that has to do with money.

>>14246419
You aren't fooling anyone Nessie-chan, now get the hell out of our thread!

>> No.14246428

>>14246329
>Writing stories instead of studying your Japanese
こいつ

>> No.14246429
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14246429

>>14246389
>Come home from a long day at work
>It's already late
>Open the door
>Daughteru is around your leg immediately
>'Daddy's home, yay!'
>Pat her on the head as you send her off
>Waifu comes out to meet you as you put away your things
>Sit down with her as you est some dinner, just talking & enjoying each other's company
>Sit out on the couch with waifu & daughteru to watch a movie
>She's showing you all of the homwork she got a gold star on & is telling you about her new friend at school
>By the end of the movie, she's passed out in your lap
>Gently pick her up and take her to bed
>Tuck her in , you and your waifu kiss her good night
>Change for bed, lie down for a bit
>Waifu follows you few minutes later, crawling up beside you
>Just lay in bed together, cuddling & talking about nothing
>Turn out the lights give her kiss, & fall asleep in each other's arms
>A little later your door creaks open
>Your daughteru sneaks into the room, just like so many other nights
>She crawls up from the foot of your bed, popping up between you and your waifu
>You and waifu put an arm around her, falling asleep all cuddled up together
>You will never get to be this happy
Life sucks sometimes

>> No.14246432

>>14246424
You wouldn't use a staple gun to put a price tag on a daughteru, you would use tape.

>> No.14246433

>>14246405

Thanks anon. It's difficult to tell what's going on in this fandom with every part of it rabidly hating everyone else.

It looks like content creators go multiple places

>> No.14246434

>>14246428
Yeah, I'm only far enough to be able to read katakana. Literally all I can do. No clue what "Koitsu" even means.

So I typed it into GT and got "This guy". Which seems apt.

>> No.14246439

>>14246434
You mean you've never heard an anime character go
>Koitsu...
With an angry look on their face? Please.

>> No.14246440

>>14246432
I thought we were still using branding?

>> No.14246443
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14246443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MnLgQLzBEU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7l4H1BX9A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8y4AkGlJh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkaO87qDJaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWmUG7hczIo

Does your waifu have her own theme music?

>> No.14246445

>>14246434
>Studying the katakana first, which is only used for loan words
>Not knowing hiragana syllables, which is what the native language is written in
One you're finished writing, I suggest you go and study your hiragana.

>>14246439
I have four Yu-Gi-Oh cards with little colored men riding paper airplanes.
It's This Guy, That Guy, That Guy over There, and A German.

>> No.14246447

>>14246439
Well, after learning what it meant, and repeating it back to myself, yes.

>> No.14246449

>>14246447
Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

>> No.14246450

>>14246443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWrOuBR8Y5E

>> No.14246451

>>14246445
Oh, wait, shit, I actually did mean Hiragana. My bad. Yeah, I can read hiragana. Only just started on katakana when last I studied.

>> No.14246468

>>14246234
Probably because matangoes are qt as well.

>> No.14246469
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14246469

Go ahead, shoot me!

>> No.14246472

>>14246469
There's something spooky behind you.

>> No.14246473

>>14246012
No need to be a faggot about your personal tastes.

>> No.14246478

Imagine living with your dad through his re-marriage with a Vampire Queen. Though, vampire marriages have always seemed sketchy to you. All it takes is one bite, and you're roped into an arrangement you can't back out of. Your dad seems pretty happy about it, though.

Your new mom also happens to have a daughter from a previous marriage. You get a long pretty well with your stepsister, even if she is a bit of a boorish tomboy.

Time goes on, and you decide it's finally time to leave the nest, and live a life of your own. However, on the night before your departure, your sister calls you to her room. It's very out-of-character for her, but you go anyway. When you arrive, she puts a blindfold on you (after threatening to kill you if you take it off, of course), walks you inside by your hand, and sits you down.

After taking a seat next to you, she lets out a sigh. "Alright. This is gonna hurt a little. Don't make too much noise, or I'll beat you up. Got it?"

She grabs your arm, and something tickles your shoulder. It feels weird, and wet. Kind of cold, too. You ask her what she's doing.

"What did I shay about making noishe? Shut it!"

Despite your best efforts, you can't resist the tickling sensation, and you let out a giggle.

"Ack! Thish ish sho shtupid!"

"Hey, Sis." you begin after you calm down. "Were you trying to bite me?"

"N-no! I was stabbing you with a sewing needle. But, it looks like your skin is too tough to pierce."

"You know, I could feel you breathing on my shoulder."

"Yeah, so? I was studying your reaction very closely."

"And the wet spot on my shoulder?"

"Stop asking stupid questions!"

"Sis, are your fangs not sharp enough to draw blood?"

"Shut up!" She punches you square in the chest, nearly winding you. With the remainder of air in your lungs, you ask your final question.

"Sis, why were you trying to drink my blood?"

A loud cry sounds from the room. Followed by sobbing. Then, a cold hug. "Don't leave, you idiot! Not without me!"

>> No.14246481

>>14246478
>Imagine living with your dad through his re-marriage with a Vampire Queen.
No. I have daddy issues.[/spoilers]

>> No.14246482

>>14246478
Dhampir aho!
>>14246481
Funny, this is the kind of thing my dad would probably do and then tell me to step it up.

>> No.14246490

>>14246478
m-more please?

>> No.14246492
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>>14246429
this picture sums up that feel perfectly.

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14246494

>>14246492
Cheer up, mate!

>> No.14246495

>>14246245
somebody else can do it, I'm not good enough to expand it.

>> No.14246501

>>14246478
What kind of monster would leave a tomboy sister alone? Someone's going to get hugged.

>> No.14246503

>>14246495
Don't let your erectile dysfunction get you down, buy Viagra today.

>> No.14246504

>>14246495
>>14246503
Thermal expansion?

>> No.14246509

>>14246503
>>14246504
I meant the green text. I can achieve normal boners without drugs.

>> No.14246510

>>14246509
There is no shame here, only medicine.

>> No.14246511

>>14246509
What about a nice demon realm herb?

>> No.14246512

>>14246510
>>14246511
one day...maybe

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14246513

I would be worried if this was the king of hearts.

>> No.14246514

>>14246490
b-b-b-b-bb-b--but i wanna write cyclops smut

>> No.14246521

>>14246514
fucking why

>> No.14246524

>>14246513
Wonderland would be even more screwy with Charles at the helm.
I'd rather anime's other king of hearts.

>> No.14246526

>>14246521
Why not?

>> No.14246527

>>14246524
Domon? really?
If he was king, jabberwocks would be punching people and yelling about burning hands.

>> No.14246528

>>14246524
>>14246527
Please. Haven't you seen the end of G Gundam?

Charles is the one true King of Hearts.

>> No.14246529

>>14246527
you fool!
its wonderland! monsters would love getting "fingered"

>> No.14246531

Okay okay, bear with me here...

Glasses. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/380016/Sphinx

>> No.14246532

>>14246513
MGE in general with Any norio character is worrying.

>> No.14246533

>>14246527
Why does that sound like Jabberwocks propositioning some kind of anal fisting to try and get a date? That'd be terrible. Almost as terrible as having a jewish tier Anubis mother in law.

>> No.14246535

>>14246531
I don't know what, but there is something off about that image. The glasses are good, though.

>> No.14246537

>>14246531
Eh, it's basically just the head that's human which puts it on par with that insufferable faggot Bourbon's spider monstrosity.

>> No.14246540

>>14246531
There's something off about this picture. I can't place it

>> No.14246544

>>14246537
I disagree. She has an altogether human torso, and the fur is fairly well defined as well below "Furry" levels. The only other thing more monster-y than the average KC creation, would be the reverse-jointed ankles.

>>14246535
>>14246540
I think it might be the particular bend of her chest? Looks a tad disjointed to me personally.

>> No.14246549

>>14246531
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/380016/Sphinx

The proportions on the lower torso are messing with my head, it's like there's too much of it.

>> No.14246556

>>14246549
At least there isn't a lion attached.

>> No.14246558

>>14246532
off the top of my head i can only think of bison and barbatos. but that alone is scary

>> No.14246560
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>>14246531
>>14246535
>>14246537
>>14246540
>>14246549

>> No.14246561

>>14246556
I wish there were wings on KC sphinxes.

>> No.14246566

>>14246526
you know why nigger

>> No.14246570

>>14246558
We do not need to put MGE and mr "no itmes ever!" in the same place.

>> No.14246573

>>14246570
>mr "no itmes ever!"
who?

>> No.14246581

>>14246573
This is what happens to people who use potions against a dude who has the word "Potion" as a trigger word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chsl6EID50Y

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>>14245302
I'm so jelly of you and your writing of Dragons.

>> No.14246587

>>14246581
Wont drink my holstaur milk in front of him that's for sure.

>> No.14246604

>>14246582
>bow at the tip of the tail
This was one of the few redeemable qualities Alice from MGQ had. Why is this so adorable?

>> No.14246606
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>>14246604
Fashionable Monster Girls are qts.

>> No.14246608

>>14246604
Alice was almost the only redeemable thing about MGQ and that's being nice.

>> No.14246609

>>14246608
That's not true, Granberry and the bandits were fine, and Promestein did nothing wrong.

>> No.14246611

>>14246609
key word being "almost"

>> No.14246613

>>14246611
And then there's Erubite after she gets over her hatred of men and starts thinking about coexistence. Wet, sticky coexistence.

>> No.14246620

>>14246587
Don't drink holstaur milk ever. There's something in that milk. Makes you complacent. Makes everything around you seem like it's perfectly normal, and that your entire life isn't being run by a bunch of horny fucking cow monsters.

It's all one big trick, man. They lure you in with the cheap product, they make you think that you can live without normal cow milk. Then you start drinking more and more of the stuff. Soon you start downing a gallon a day. Two gallons. Five. It starts eating through your cash. Then you can't pay your rent. Then, those fucking raccoons come, man. Since you can't pay your rent, they offer you a way out of debt by working as a ranch hand. You don't think twice about it, because you get out of debt AND you get free milk.

So you start living on the ranch with a bunch of forcefully horny fucking cows, all of whom constantly bait you into their stalls with their milk and then fuck you senseless. You don't work, you don't eat, you don't sleep, you just fuck and drink milk. You're a slave. A breeding stud. You become livestock.

Never fucking trust a holstaurus milk pusher.

>> No.14246622

>>14246606
Anubi a cutest.

>> No.14246625

>>14246620
Why not cut out the middle man and become a stud right away? It's a good life. Especially with Minotaurs, those babes can rock your world.

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>>14246620

>> No.14246631

>>14246628
Shut up Truth, go back to jobbing.

>> No.14246642
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>>14246620
Oy vey
This go...guy is lying. There is nothing wrong with holstaur milk!
I'm a regular human girl and drink few gallons everyday! No corruption whatsoever

>> No.14246681

>>14246478
She cries into your chest for a little while, then settles down. Wiping the tears from her eyes with your shirt, her voice returns to it's normal, brutish tone.

"Oi, bro."

"Yeah?"

"How much can a sister love her brother?"

"I..." Through the bindfold, you can feel her staring daggers into your forehead. "I don't know."

"Do you wanna see?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Yes or no. Do you want to see how much a sister can love her brother?"

"Sis, you're acting stra-"

She grabbed you by the collar. "Yes, or no?"

Forcing an uneasy feeling down your throat. "Yes."

With that, she removed the blindfold. The light hurt my eyes. As your vision fades back in, that uneasy feeling returned ripened in your stomach, and shot up your throat, and out your mouth in the form of a horrified shriek.

Before you is your sister, her flat torso completely exposed, radiant locks of blonde hair rolling down her chest. Behind her, a wall, no, several walls of photos, trinkets, and toys. Pictures from when you were kids, of your baths together, and when she would curl up in bed with you when she had a nightmare. Strands of hair, nail clippings, vials filled with some kind of bubbly liquid, wadded up tissues, all in plastic bags. Several well-knit ragdolls with hair resembling yours, and faces crudely sewn in, sometimes replaced by a picture of your face. Your gaze returns to your sister, who is holding her crooked head with her hands, drooling and grinning madly. You try to get up and run, but something holds your feet back, and you fall face-first. You reach out with your arms and try to crawl, but your wrists are bound together by a thick rope.

“You can't leave, brother. I won't let you leave.” She giggles.

You just got spooked by Yananon. Happy Halloween!

>> No.14246682

>>14246642
He does sound kinda shady. Maybe he's the one working for the monstergirls after all?

>> No.14246689

>>14246681
>Spooked
But I would love seeing something like that. If someone loved and obsessed over me to that level, man.

>> No.14246695

>>14246689
I guess I'm not very good at spooking. I need to take some lessons from a Ghost.

>> No.14246699

>>14246681
>Happy Halloween!
You're eleven days too early!

>> No.14246700

I want a kunoichi to obsess over me.

>> No.14246703
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Boo

>> No.14246710

>>14246681
I'm not spooked, I want to stay with a yandere vampire.

>> No.14246718

>>14246699
Time is a social construct. The only things that matter now are monstergirls.

>> No.14246724

>>14246681
>Before you is your sister, her flat torso completely exposed, radiant locks of blonde hair rolling down her chest.
Wall of crazy ignored; perfection admired.
>Wadded up tissues
Lewd.

>> No.14246739
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14246739

Would you a diablo?

>> No.14246740
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14246740

Have you cuddled a moth today?

>> No.14246741

>>14246739
I would that incarnation of Diablo, yes.

I also wish Sideshow wasn't so crazy expensive so I could get that statue.

>> No.14246743
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>>14246740
Moff.

>> No.14246745

>>14246740
>>14246743
Reminder that moth antennae are some of the most sensitive sensory organs for picking up sexual pheromones.

>> No.14246747

>>14246743
I remember when moff was posted the first time on /a/ and she was just a larvae.
Good times.

>> No.14246749
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>>14246739
Yes.

>> No.14246751

>>14246745
Someone ought to show Ganmarei that someone drew his larva girl as a butterfly.

>> No.14246753

>>14246739
>Oh man diablo is a lady in this game
>Radical man
>Still sounds like a dude
>I can't be having this
Imagine her doing down on you and just saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ITD1tqXDII

>> No.14246756

What's a badass sounding word for Gate?

>> No.14246761
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14246761

>Choosing best monster
>Not just putting them all together into a horrible Chimera
What are you doing?

>> No.14246762
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14246762

>>14246756
Don't use words just because they sound cool.

>> No.14246774
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14246774

>>14246743
>"Hey buddy, got a light?"

>> No.14246780

>>14246762
It has to sound cool. It's a monolithic gate.

>> No.14246783

>>14246780
...why not Monolith then? I've heard it used as a synonym for "gateway" before.

>> No.14246787

Help mgg! I'm lying in my bed with my smartphone and I felt someone lift up my covers and start spooning me! They're really cold and are stealing all of my body heat. Are they coming for my virginity?

>> No.14246796
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>>14246787
Worse!

Cuddles!

>> No.14246797

>>14246783
Monolith doesn't really encapsulate the opening and closing function though.

>> No.14246810

>>14246797
Nevermind, I think I'll just go wit 'Gates of X'

>> No.14246822

I had a Dream where a Young dragon was after me, It was a good dream

>> No.14246825

>>14246822
I actually had my first MG dream yesterday. I don't remember much, but I know there was an Ushi saving me from a bunch of women. Weird shit, man.

>> No.14246828

>>14246745
"Honey!"

Your fluffy wife tackles you to the ground as you step through the door.

"Oooh, you smell so nice! All sweaty and warm. Did you work hard today?"

Heaven forbid she ever smells another girl's scent on you.

>> No.14246829

>>14246825
>Monstergirls saving you from filthy 3dpd
As it should be.

>> No.14246838

>>14246787
Yuki onna are coming to town for the winter, you've already been chosen

>> No.14246842

>>14241901
Where is the snake, Quicksilver? You said there would be loli snake.

>> No.14246872

>>14246822
I might as well mention that when i say young dragon, i mean bapho size young

>> No.14246894

>>14246608
except for the part where she's a massive bitch the entire game, leaves luka for dead when he loses even AFTER THEY'VE CONFESSED THEIR LOVE, is more concerned with her "child-like" body being able to arouse luka instead of, you know, the fucking holy energy eating his body. In addition to other ridiculous shit.

Alice is a badly written character and a shitty tsundere at that.

Tamamo best girl and best wife.

>> No.14246907

>>14246872
>getting chased by a pint-sized dragon
I mean, I'd probably run too, but it's still undignified.

>> No.14246912

>>14246907
She wasn't literally Chasing me, she was, you know, after me
but anyway she acted more like an adult despite her size

>> No.14246920

>>14246872
I don't care about how futile it its, I'm kicking her in the face.

>> No.14246921

>>14246920
Please take a look at >>14246912
She wasn't after me in the sense she was chasing me, she was, you know, after me

>> No.14246924

>>14246921
>Being lusted after by a loli dragon

I hope dream-you had the sense to pomf her onto a bed and do lewd, emission-inducing acts with her.

>> No.14246926

>>14246681
moar pls

>> No.14246927

I didn't sleep at all last night. If I sleep, the monster girls will get me.

>> No.14246928

>>14246921
fine
I'll give her cake, and if she refuses, THEN I kick her in the face.

>> No.14246933

>>14246924
unfortunately no, she was more casually going about it
>>14246928
I think she would have accepted some cake, she was a pretty chill dragon

>> No.14246935

>>14246927

They'll get you if you're awake or asleep. There is no escape.

>> No.14246937

Due to a recent epidemic of hol bullying there is a milk shortage going around, and your monster girl daughteru is too big for breast feeding.
What do you do?

>> No.14246938

>>14246927
>If you fall asleep, the succubi ride nightmares into your dreams to help you vent your pent up libido
>If you stay awake, dormice and yetis are naturally attracted to you as an easy target for cuddling

NO ESCAPE.
NO ESCAPE.

>> No.14246943

>>14246937
get regular milk.

>> No.14246945

>>14246937
Get her to breastfeed anyway.
If her dad can pull it off, so can she.

>> No.14246948
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14246948

>>14246937
not a problem for I touch my cow.

>> No.14246969

>>14246948
DO IT NOW

>> No.14246971

>>14246761
"Huh"
"Do you have trouble living?"
"Want me to fuck you're brains out before I kill you?"
>Proceeds to fuck her brains out
>Killed her because literally fucked her brain out
>It was the best sex ever
>Feel bad because best sex
>But you know she died happy

>> No.14246977

>>14246938

>become paranoid and refuse to sleep.
>monsters pick up on your lack of sleep if you try and go outside.

No escape.

>> No.14246986

>>14246977
>stay inside to avoid monsters
>Kikimoras, Beelzebubs, and Oomukades sneak into your home
no escape.

>> No.14247017

>>14246986
I'm in despair! This world of unending hard cuddles and body kisses has left me in despair!

>> No.14247026

>>14246938
>If you stay awake, dormice and yetis are naturally attracted to you as an easy target for cuddling
If this is my fate then I will accept it warmly

>> No.14247049

>>14244471
Shit...Punaldin where are you paladin reintegration was hilarious, lich was nice too

So many dead people

>> No.14247072

>>14247049
Good.

>> No.14247088

>>14246681
>Yananon
How long has it been

>> No.14247140

>>14247088
Who is yananon?

>> No.14247144

>>14247072
As much as I like blood for my blood god I still need some writefags to survive y'know

>> No.14247207

>>14243604
>Can't keep pets, she'll make you fuck them
>that sweetie you were checking out? She's a turbo nymphobutt now, none of what attracted you to her remains
>Oh what's that? You liked your town better when it wasn't perpetual night and rape monsters didn't move around in it freely? When you could relax by the river a fish without some dark mermaid scaring away the fish asking if you want to fuck?
>Heh, asking
>And, remember that you desire you had to die without ever seeing your parents having sex? Guess what'scwaiting for you when you get back from the river

DRUELLA A SHIT!

>> No.14247220

>>14247207
She sounds like a nice lady!

Druella 2016

Make America Fuck Again

>> No.14247224
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14247224

Loli monstergirls with pantylines,

>> No.14247234
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>>14247224

>> No.14247237
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14247237

Seductive Yeti is making cooey-eyes at you, what do?

>> No.14247246

>>14247237
embrace for warmth

>> No.14247249
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>"Umm...excuse me? This is an Elf-only beach?"
>"Umm...NO ROUND-EAR! SHARP! EAR! ONLY! OKAY?"
>"Oh dear, I don't think he understands."
>"Poor thing. He's probably so confused."
>"Would you like me to call a ride for you? There's a very nice interspecies public pool just a few miles away."
>"I CALL! YES? YOU GO TO HYOO-MAN POOL! YES!"

>> No.14247251

>>14247220
Pally Sanders: Feel The Purge

>> No.14247252

>>14247224
I like that loli. That's a good looking loli. If only more lolis looked like this.

>> No.14247256

>>14247246
>for warmth
Anon no, please I'm sweating like a pig even now. Goddamn global warming has left me in dire straits. Global warming could threaten the more curvy Glacies, as well, turn them all into lolis.
>>14247249
Ehehehe... Elf ears...

>> No.14247258

>>14247249
But the nice Hellhound over there told me it was fine to swim here, she said you guys were too stupid to notice.

>> No.14247259

>>14247249
>Cock head to side
>"ELF LADY. VERY PRETTY. SINGLE, YES?"

>> No.14247261

>>14247224
>that
>loli
QUE?

>> No.14247266

>>14247249
And the anon took out his shears and took a little off the top
>Now you can't bathe here either, 'round ears'

And then no elf gave anon any attitude again

>> No.14247268

http://exhentai.org/s/d3a81c43a2/865008-5
Which monmusu would you mastubate furiously to if she was your busty onee-san with glasses?

>> No.14247270

>>14247220
I hate you so much.

>> No.14247274

>>14247268
Troll. Busty, freckled, glasses, yes. Good.

>> No.14247275
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>>14246681
>Yananon
Holy fucking shit, welcome back man.

Will you ever continue that yandere Shirohebi story you wrote eons ago?

>> No.14247279

>>14247274
>freckled, glasses
YES

>> No.14247280

>>14247268
The answer is always the same regardless of any minor adjustments you make. Wight.

>> No.14247286

>>14246986
A thought occurs

Kikikude

>> No.14247287

>>14247268
>onee-san
Ewwww
Sorry, I don't have mommy issues

>> No.14247291

>>14247268
>pressing balls onto a girl's head
Fucking hell, that's something I've never seen before.

>> No.14247293

>>14247237
[x] genuflect
[x] rub fluffy paws

>> No.14247294

>>14247287
Neither do I, but I'd fuck my sister.
Who is also a MILF actually.

>> No.14247299

>>14247287
>onee-san
>mommy issues
Are people with bad tastes stupid and dumb?

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>>14247234
>>14247252
>>14247261
To be fair, Jack-O is developmentally stunted mentally compared to the other Valentine clones.

>> No.14247303

>>14247249

>[x] ignore and walk past elf.

>> No.14247305

>>14247268
Be easier to tell you which ones I wouldn't fap to in such a case.

>> No.14247306

>>14247303
Hey man, they could call the cops on you!

>> No.14247310

>>14247302
She is a cutie, do not bully the Jack-o!

>> No.14247314

>>14247268
Komodo-oneechan best busty oneechan. Glasses cosplay chapter when?

>> No.14247315

>>14247275
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I'll see what I can do with that story once I get back home.

>> No.14247316

>>14247306
>attack the elf
>let her beat you up
>tell the cops she refused your forceful living
>she's arrested and forced to attend elf ettiquette classes and pay you in money and ear rubbing for your mental and emotional distress

I think I like Monster Girl City

>> No.14247317

>>14247249
Oh dear, it seems that poor, VIRGIN me has gotten lost amongst a group of fine, elven women.
It's a shame I don't know any better, something bad may happen to me and I'd be HELPLESS and COMPLETELY WILLING.

>> No.14247318

>>14247237
Hug breasts

>> No.14247322

>>14247316
*forceful loving

I hate autocorrect.

>> No.14247323

>>14247249
>unzip dick

>> No.14247324
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>Oh, dear! I seem to have spilled my glass of sweet vintage rosé. It would be a shame for it to go to waste.

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>>14247315
Splendid, I look forward to it.

>> No.14247332

>>14247324
Yeah.....let me grab a napkin

>> No.14247334

>>14247317
Too forced?
Too forced.

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>>14247324

>> No.14247336

>>14247324
Hoo hahh ho hehh ohh hai khahh!
You have to take off my gag

>> No.14247337

>>14247324
>succubutt
>skull
I don't need to be a paladin to know she needs a sword through her heart.

>> No.14247342

>>14247334
The only thing forced would be whatever elf tried to lay with me.

>> No.14247343

>>14247337
That's just Yorick.

>> No.14247344

>>14247324
If I didn't know better I'd think you were trying to get me to lick you!

Thankfully I don't know better, so let me help you with that.

>> No.14247348

>>14247324
>you will never laugh at a succubus and call her a queer because she drinks wine

>> No.14247352

>>14247342
Heh, I like you.

>> No.14247356

>>14247343
Angry man brandishing sword.jpg

>> No.14247357

>>14247352
It's one thing to rape an elf.
It's another thing to trick one into taking the initiative.

>> No.14247358

>>14247336
Something tells me you went to the trouble of actually sounding that out before you typed it.

>> No.14247367

>>14247356
He was a man of infinite jest. Unfortunately, most of these were punes, or playes on wordse.

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>>14247249
>you will never sire daughterus with a fat-bottomed monsterized Elf

>> No.14247375

>>14247368
That ass could be fatter.

>> No.14247377

>>14247358
I didn't actually vocalize it, I just know how it goes because reasons.

>> No.14247380

>>14247368
>Fat ass and tiny chest
How can a nip have such good taste?

>> No.14247388

>>14247380
>tiny chest
If I wanted to date someone with the chest of a stage one alp, I'd get better taste.

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>>14247380
Houtengeki = DOG GOD

>> No.14247398

>>14247388
Any monstergirl can have a tiny chest.

>> No.14247399

>>14247388
Hey, small chests with massive asses are great.
Especially when it's large enough to sway when they walk.

>> No.14247412

>>14247398
Except holstaurs.
They're the only girls who will always be oppai.

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14247434

>>14247412
Please don't tittyshame. Holsts can be flat too!

>> No.14247436

>>14247434
A flat holst is a failed monster who didn't drink any milk in her life

>> No.14247441

>>14247436
It's not her fault her mom got her tits slapped to hard and often that they broke.

>> No.14247444

>>14247441
What is a store?
Admit it, she's just lazy.
I've known Alices with bigger chests than her.

>> No.14247445

>>14247436
Mamono mana will fix that

Unless her husband is into smaller chests

>> No.14247446

>>14247445
Anon, the sabbath can't shrink the chest of a holst, what chance does mamonobama have?

>> No.14247447

>>14247445
Would the mammy shrink a titty monsters bust if her husband was into flat chests?

>> No.14247457

>>14247434
No they can't. Praise Chirigami.

>> No.14247465

>>14247447
Unless she was a holst, yes.
So you'd get to watch an echidna get smaller tits if her husband liked them.

>> No.14247466

>>14247444
To be fair I know Alices that look big enough to be lazy onee-chans, those poor girls. Milk should be avoided by some species.

>> No.14247469

>>14247465
>watching such barbarism

>> No.14247472

>>14247466
>lazy onee-chans
Yes...

>> No.14247478

>>14247466
Never!
A soft, busty Alice in a tight dress is best alice!

I want one to be holding onto my leg, whining as I have to go to work.

>> No.14247479

>>14247469
It's like watching a train wreck, you can't look away.

>> No.14247481

I want to protect an Alice's innocence.

>> No.14247483

>>14247478
>spoiler
Great, now I want that too.

>> No.14247487

>>14247481
You probably need to go in balls deep to find it.

>> No.14247489

>>14247481
>He said as he was slowly influeced by her mana and raped her later that night

EPACSE ON

>> No.14247497

>>14247489
It's technically always date rape if she has anterograde amnesia.

>> No.14247500

>>14247481
I want an older cynical Alice that had way too much Hathor Milk and cuddle her.

>> No.14247502

>>14247483
>Trying to go to work but Alice is holding onto leg
>"Oniiiichaaaan, don't goooooo!'
>Let out a sigh and stop, ruffling her hair and telling her that you have to go so that you both have food to eat and electricity.
>She puffs up her cheeks and pouts as you ruffle her hair, tail thrashing.
>"But then Anon won't be here with me."
>Give her hair a final pat and tell her that both of you can hang out when you get back before giving her a cookie and heading out the door.

Granted, my Alice would be a chubby, busty oppai loli but the effect remains the same regardless.

>> No.14247510

>>14247502
Make that a chubby, busty adult and you've got a deal.

>> No.14247514

>>14247510
>A pudgy, chubby, adult Alice whining "NOOOOOOO" as she hangs onto her husbands leg.

Cute.
I like my Alices a bit more portable though.

>> No.14247516

>>14247502
>chubby Alice
DAGA KOTOWARU
The only things that should be thick on an Alice are her thighs

>> No.14247518

>>14247514
>Mother and daughter combo on both legs

>> No.14247523

Why is it we've talked about tubby adult Alices yet we still don't have art of them?

Why are they so appealing?

>> No.14247525

>>14247465

>"...I think my breasts got smaller"
>He nervously avoids the discussion
>One week later
>Her chest is now an A-cup
>She coils around him
>"We need to talk"

I can't keep writing this, what kind of sick psycho would marry a busty snake and make her chest smaller?

>> No.14247532

>>14247518
>Mom on left leg
>Eldest on right
>Youngest on his back.

The trifecta.

>>14247516
Hey, a chubby Alice can have thick thighs.
She can also have a bottom that peeks from her skirt.

>> No.14247537

>>14247523
Because its a thick, busty girl who dresses up in frilly clothes and acts like an innocent girl.

>> No.14247544
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14247544

>>14247523
Artists = fags

Because chubby is best. See exhibit A.

>> No.14247545
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14247545

>>14247487
>>14247489
Obviously, there's no way around dicking her.

Which is why resisting it is the least helpful thing you can do in that situation. Instead, you protect her as always, and when the charm magic gets to much, you start to cuddle with her at the end of the day.
Sit on the edge of a couch or bed, and let her sit in your lap, hugging you. Stroke her hair, and tell her that her big brother loves her, while you slowly get her more aroused. Then you spend a whole night cuddlefucking her in your lap, holding her to your chest while she mumbles about how nice it all feels.
And when you wake up in the morning, she'll remember hugging her big brother all night long, safe and happy with you.

>> No.14247569

I want my Witch mother to send me a busty Familiar imouto to take care of to test my paternal instincts

>> No.14247573

>>14247544
>best
Let's not go that far.

>> No.14247582

>>14247573
>implying you wouldn't cum all over your chubby stinky big sister's face and massive tits

>> No.14247587

>>14247582
stupid sexy pheromones

>> No.14247589

>>14247582
>stinky
NOW you're going too far. Like with that literal shit-and-pus god from Warhammer.

>> No.14247594
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14247594

>>14247589
You know you need that rancid drool on your dick.
She knows you need it too.

>> No.14247596

>>14247589
But siblings naturally find one another's scent unpleasant, it's a biological thing, built in to avoid incest. The more diversity there is between your genes and someone else's, the more pleasant they will smell to you.

>> No.14247597

>>14247589
You knew he mean an obesularity the second he said tubby. Tubby has always meant straight up butterball.

>> No.14247604

>>14247587
It feels like I'm smelling nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
No escape

>> No.14247607

>>14247569
>Door bell rings.
>'Wonder who that could be."
>You pull the door open and greeted by a small girl with orange hair who has the ears, paws, and tail of a cat along with bat wings.
>Oh, and E-cup tits that are stretching out the chest area of her skin tight shirt.
>"Oy! You Anon Y. Mous?"
>"Yeah, who ar-"
>"You can call me Macy, your mom made me to test your 'paternal instincts' or some crap."
>"She did wha-"
>"Yeah, listen, I'm not really proud of being created just to test out a kid's ability to be a parent but if you don't screw up that badly then I'll let you play with my cans. Deal?"

Would you take the deal Anon?

>> No.14247611

>>14247607
Yes.

>> No.14247616

>>14247594
Anon, please. I'm already feeling guilty enough about my boner over Komodo nee-chan.

>> No.14247617

>>14247611
Then enjoy the busty familiar who knows her entire existence is just to gauge your ability to care for children.

>> No.14247622

>>14247607
very yes.

>> No.14247624

>>14246681
>Yananon is alive
I refuse to believe this. He'd be writing more yandere stories if he were still here.
I bet writefags rarely ever leave, they just run out of juice and revert back to regular anons once they're spent.

>> No.14247634

>>14247616
>feeling guilty enough about my boner over Komodo nee-chan
Whyever would you do that? Are you one of those incest taboo people anon?

>> No.14247636

>>14247594
Yeah, same with the komodo thing, too. Fetishising flesh-eating bacteria and vaginal cysts, or whatever, it's a little much, y'know? Health is fine. That's not skinny, but that word literally implies "being healthy."
When you start adding words like "stink", "flesh" or "rolls", then it makes me think you're the kind of woman only Tumblr would deem physically optimal.

It's sort of like scat. I can deal with fetishes, no matter how outlandish they are. But with stuff which is just blatantly unhygeinic, and more "realistic", like scat and obesity fetishising, I can't be down with that. It's the sort of stuff which is doable in real life, and is just kind of gross.
You know what I mean?

>>14247596
Well, now I've learnt something new about genetic diveristy. Neat.

>>14247597
Obesularity? As in an obese singularity? That's pretty good.

>> No.14247643

>>14247617
i figure she'd be able to evolve past her programming. familiars are know to grab oni-chan's before a witch can claim them

>> No.14247647

>>14247624
There's at least half a dozen that are confirmed to do that.

The difference between them and me is I haven't quit or run out of juice. I'm just busy and have always written kind of slow.

>> No.14247659

>>14247647
Same here, I'm too busy with work, a 3d, and writing nonfiction.

>> No.14247664

>>14247647
And then there's some who can't keep up writing but make their presence known all the time for sweet, sweet attention.

>> No.14247665

>>14246842
She'll be here anon, give it a few days.

>> No.14247676
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14247676

Horse Pussy Kingdom: Science Division is currently looking for young male volunteers between 13-29 years old for an intensive sleep study!

All applicants must currently be unmarried and have lived in Horse Pussy Kingdom for at least 1 month.

All applicants will receive moderate pay for aiding in the study as well as free transportation and other necessities.

Younger applicants will need the consent of a parent / caregiver and all applicants will live out their lives like normal but may only sleep within the established study area during whatever timeframe they sleep during.

All shifts welcome!

>> No.14247681

>>14247676
But I don't live in Horse Pussy Kingdom. I live in Elfland.

>> No.14247683

>>14247681
What's it like there?

>> No.14247686

>>14247676
HPK went to shit after those unicorns gentrified the place.

>> No.14247687

>>14247683
Pretty warm for this time of year.

>> No.14247688

http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7 Rusalka
http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs Greyguard

Update line 3263, So I posted rusalka because I went back through the whole thing, added some stuff, removed some stuff, nothing crucial to story so there's no need to go back over it or anything, just fixed some stuff according to the shitty map I drew and added place names, changed some stuff I didn't really know what I was doing when I started tried to make me speshul snoflake MC less stu-ish. Edited, really.


http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu Orphan

Update line 362, Short update. Boob jobbing and jobbing to deers.

>> No.14247691

>>14247688
These aren't maps. I'll take them, but I won't ruffle your hair.

>> No.14247694

>>14247687
Huh, must be nice.

>> No.14247697

>>14247691
That's a map, isn't it?

>> No.14247704

>>14247697
Oh, linked in the actual pastes, right. Nevermind. Pat, pat. Ruffle, ruffle.

>> No.14247714

>>14247596
That's a falsehood though, people are inherently programmed to want people that are similar genetically, not dissimilar. That's why people who are separated at birth often end up together when they meet later in life; because it's being raised together that removes the sexual element from the relationship.

>> No.14247722

>>14247714
S-shut up!

>> No.14247726
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14247726

>>14247676
>tfw no loli Nightmare imouto
>>14247688
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
>more lactating yandere Arachne motheru goodness
>morning titjobs
I loved this update.

>> No.14247728

>>14247722
The sister incest beckons you.

>> No.14247732
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14247732

>>14247681
Tch, get a load of this pansy!

>>14247686
>Unicorns Gentrifying anything

Anon, you don't need to be from HPK to know that Unicorns are both rarer than normal MGs and live almost exclusively in enchanted forests.

It's not possible. Now then, all the women remove your valuables and get in the 2nd carriage, all the men get into the 1st carriage.

Nobody is going to get hurt so long as you do as your told! Why the last "hero" who tried something still has trouble walking!

>> No.14247738

>>14247728
That it does. But I'd rather fuck my aunt. My dad's older sister is 60 years old and still has an ass you just want to bury your face in.
>>14247732
>pansy
You got any idea how much sisu it takes to live in Elfland?
Bet you don't even know what that is.

>> No.14247743

>>14247636
There is literally nothing wrong with Komodo Onee-san. Except the fact she STILL as no art of her.

>> No.14247744

I am posting from my phone in a forest. Ended up falling into a big sticky web.
What do?

>> No.14247747

>>14247732
what is the squire recruitment process like? i can carry her spear for her and give her one of my own

>> No.14247748

>>14247732
This is why you guys are barred from human settlements.

>> No.14247749

>>14247732

That spoilered bit would make me nope the fuck out of there as fast as I could with as many people as I could. Sounds way too much like some death camp bullshit.

>> No.14247751

>>14247744
Drop your pants little fly,

>> No.14247753

>>14247744
Spidergirls aren't real, Anon, you probably just spooked a real spider and destroyed its home. Try not to get bit.

>> No.14247755

>>14247744
Wriggle about, whoever made it will be with you shortly.

>> No.14247757
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14247757

>>14247744
Smooch the chubby ghost.

>> No.14247761

>>14247714
Actually, I read somewhere that the westermarck effect is actually the symptom of a broader effect the shows up in everyone at all ages as a result of cultural imprinting; human relationships have a natural escalation, and the longer they stay in the same state without progression, the more averse to change those in the relationship are. Because you knew your siblings before you could fuck them, naturally, your relationship stabilized at that point. The same thing can be seen happening whenever you meet someone new.

>> No.14247763

>>14247753
Poor spider friend.

>> No.14247764

>>14247744
Struggle against it as much as you can. Don't forget to scream and cry a lot.

>> No.14247766

>>14247088
With the events of the last week I'm starting to think the writefags are all in some weird conspiracy to only ever show up at the same time, like a group of girls going to the bathroom together.

PRW back from the dead then Aftyn and RS show up out of nowhere, now Yananon.

>> No.14247767

>>14247761
I wonder if that applies to monster girls though. Probably not.

>> No.14247769

>>14247766
If only we could get some of our older drawfags back, like Tryhard and Crayon.

>> No.14247770

>>14247766
You know too much.

>> No.14247773

>>14247643
>"You know, I don't think your mom made me just so you could fondle my tits."
>You grunt and just keep on going, massaging her soft, marshmallows while she sits in your lap, her cheeks pink and her breath hot as do.
>"S-seriously, we haven't even gone over preparing dinner and proper dieting. I'm not here to -eeep-!"
>The pinch you gave to one nipple cause her to let out a little shriek of pleasure, her wings shooting straight out while her tail when rigid.
>"L-look," she panted as one of her blue eyes turned to you, wet with need "just stick it in and be done with it, it's poor form to leave a girl waiting you know?"

>> No.14247778

>>14247767
Definitely not in the case of MGE. The Dark Elf entry mentions daughters frequently using their fathers as "training aides" for lewds, and it isn't uncommon for them to just join the marriage with their mothers.

>> No.14247780

>>14247766
Can you blame them? This is a dangerous place.

>> No.14247781

>>14247589
Smell fetishes are good though. Just ask Alp.

>> No.14247783

>>14247778
>Harem of plump dark elves made from your wife and daughterus.

Hey boner, how you doing?

>> No.14247788

>>14247778
Large Mice and Devil Bugs are also incestuous.

>> No.14247790

>>14247781
I don't have such a fetish. It's perfectly natural. Like feet. It's not a fetish, that just happens to be a sensitive area of the body and playing with them is fun. Same with armpits.
I'm not a weirdo.

>> No.14247795

>>14247773
the wing and tail boners is cute. lap sitting is the best for loli and oppai loli. loli butts are great.

>> No.14247801

>>14247773
More?

>> No.14247803

>>14247781
also ask Gandharva they get so wet and horny from fragrance

>> No.14247807

>>14247788
All monster girls are incestuous though.

>> No.14247809

>>14247766
Another for the list >>14247688
Tho he was never dead, It's still a hell of a coincidence within the space of a few threads.

>> No.14247810

>>14247582
>wanting to stink so bad you cause alraunes to wilt
No thank you. Everything else is fine.

>> No.14247825

>>14247807
The only people who think that are the ones into that kind of thing. Minus the dark elf, everything else is a few select anon's headcannon.

>> No.14247834

>>14247807
I was going to try to come up wit some kind of retort, but actually, you're right, all monster girls are incestuous!

>> No.14247841

>>14247807
I like incest, but nah nigga.

>> No.14247843

>>14247825
Just because it isn't specifically stated, doesn't mean they wouldn't consider it as an option in the absence of other choices. The only thing that might turn them off is the fact that the man is already married to another monster girl.

>> No.14247846

>>14247825
Large mouse, devil bugs, dhampir, black harpy, giant ants, and any slime are dead set on getting dad's dick. Plus, monster children feel sex through their mothers while in the womb.

>> No.14247847

>>14247744
Struggle around and cook a packet of instant noodles. The smell will scare off any nearby spiders.

>> No.14247849

>>14247843
>all monsters are incestuous
Correct
>being claimed turns other monsters off you
Wrong

>> No.14247856

>>14247744
Hope you know fire spells.

>> No.14247857

>>14247849
It's a deterrent, don't pretend like it isn't.

>> No.14247861
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14247861

When the incest and loli kids start posting it's just easier to find something else to read

>> No.14247865

>>14247861
Pretty much.

>> No.14247866

>>14247861
Stop shitposting images maledomfag

>> No.14247868

>>14247846
Oh good, it's you again.
Fuck off with your headcanon already.

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14247869

>>14245812
Have lined chocobo

Also feel free to suggest sketches and I'll tro to do em later today

>> No.14247870

>>14247861
You just figured this out? They come out at the same time each thread. Ignore them for long enough and they go away.

>> No.14247875

Please do not respond to shitstarter-kun.
Just ignore him and let him rot.

>> No.14247877

>>14247861
>>14247865

>> No.14247880

>>14247861
I wonder if anyone else has cottoned onto the fact that you're just being a joker when you post stuff with that image.

>> No.14247883

>>14247857
>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “demonic energy” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk spirit energy from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of spirit energy, everyday switching off, or perhaps doing all of them at the same time.

Shut. Up. Nerd.

>>14247868
You want me to slap you with my cock made from citations from the guide AGAIN YOU little faggot?

>> No.14247887
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>>14247869
smiling dragon carrying someone while she's flying

>> No.14247889

>>14247869
Neat.

Something with a sea slime? Please?

>> No.14247890

>>14247880
Who's joking? I've only used it this first time for the literal image it represents. A whisper.

>> No.14247893

>>14247883
How about you accept the fact that I think daughteru dicking is shit and don't want to do it at all.
Really the only reason I hate you is because you keep trying to force it as something that HAS to be done.
You degenerate fuck.

>> No.14247897

>>14247887
Seconding this with the fury of the storm.

>> No.14247898

>>14247861
I agree, but posting about it only starts the shitposting.

>> No.14247900

>>14247890
Every time that image is posted, the opinion posted with it is needless garbage. A literal declaration of "I DON'T LIKE THING, PAY ATTENTION TO ME."

If you're not joking, you might've just picked up a bad habit. In which case, I implore you to reconsider.

>> No.14247902

>>14247883
Yes because we all know KC has never written anything shit level. As far as I'm concerned it can rot with the mantangos and that mind-break abomination.

>> No.14247904

>>14247869
Thunderbird fussing over her chicks (Like that vulture from Courage the cowardly dog)

>> No.14247906

>>14247890
That image is the same as using Kappa on twitch chat, I would recommend not using it

>> No.14247910

>>14247900
I actually thank you for letting me know. I thought it was more literal.

>> No.14247911

>>14247893
How about you realize no one fucking cares and you can headcanon incest away all you like, it's not going to stop anyone who likes it or has read the guide.

>>14247902
>mindbreak abomination
Mindflayer? Cause, you know they all do it to an extent anyway, right?

>> No.14247913

>>14247893
Here's all you need to cite to shut him up
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR
>/answer/113137038933
Not that there's anything explicitly wrong about doing that in the MGE setting and he added a sarcastic W / lol after it but there are clear ways to avoid it.

>> No.14247917
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14247917

Guys, what if 2017 doesn't happen? Then what shall we do?

>> No.14247921

>>14247917
Wait for the next event or gather some sturdy rope to make a portal.

>> No.14247922

>>14247911
>headcanon incest away
Trying this hard.

I thought you were serious but now I know you're just baiting.

>> No.14247923

>>14247917
Push the clocks forwards a lot to make sure that 2017 definitely comes around. I don't want to be stuck in a groundhog loop of 2016 forever.

>> No.14247924
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>>14247917
We take a journey to the greater place

>> No.14247927
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14247927

>>14247889
Nobody cares about Sea Slime.

>> No.14247930

>>14247861
You post this image every fucking thread. Why can't you just kill yourself instead and save us the image?

>> No.14247935

>>14247930
Bait doesn't listen to logic.

>> No.14247936

>>14247917
Wait for the mini ice age in 2030, when snow MGs will roam the frozen planet

>> No.14247939

>>14247930
Relax, I find the overused image annoying too but we're on page 10.

>> No.14247940

>>14247917
I'll go build a home in Antarctica or freeze to death in Antarctica, I've always wanted to go there anyway

>> No.14247941
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14247941

>>14247861
I agree that incest and lolis are boring, but how about dead relative lolis? I often think about my cute little cousin falling down in the shower and cracking her skull. She has such a beautiful face with long, elegant limbs. Really tall for a 12-yo.

I'd rush to her after hearing the sound of her skull breaking, only to find her limp under the shower with empty eyes staring into eternity while blood runs out of her scalp and nose. I'd get a bottle of lube and oil her still-warm body up. I'd rub it all over her, between her thighs, under her armpits, even in her mouth before it got rigor mortised shut. Maybe I'd even dig out one eye and lube up the hole for a go.

Long story short I'd cum in all her holes multiple times, including in her ears, nostrils and eyes. I'd also jizz all over her belly, butt, long brown hair... I'd have to be a psychic and know to bottle it up for a couple of weeks beforehand to be able to cum enough to satisfy myself with her before she rotted too much.

>> No.14247943

>>14247922
>trying this hard
Pretend to be able to hold a dialogue without resorting to 'bait' and tell me, what am I trying to do? How is citing stuff direct from the guide to shut your wrong ass up, bait?

>> No.14247948

>>14247941
Necro pedo-kun is that you?

>> No.14247950

Oh fuck, necropedo kun is here. Everyone hide the lolis.

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14247953

>>14247943
Got the citation to shut you the fuck up.

>> No.14247955

>>14247941
I'm aroused

Post more

>> No.14247956
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14247956

How big of cow it too much cow?

>> No.14247961
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14247961

>>14247941

>> No.14247966
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14247966

>>14247941
Please do not kill the loli.
Give the loli apples and keep them healthy.

>> No.14247971

>>14247956
Fun fact:
Those actually aren't breasts. They're massive, skin-coloured Pringles tubes she's glued to her chest to try and look bustier in that particular image.

>> No.14247974

>>14247953
Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. I mean, one citation does not invalidate another. Ex. mermaids are noted to live in the sea, so they can't go on land right? LOL yes they can cause magic! KC does those Q&A's to give fanfiction writers and the like wiggle room if they like, such as the futa question, damn him to hell, your little doesn't erase anything I've said before about incest.

gg

>> No.14247975

>>14247941
Yeah. You follow that dream.

>> No.14247978

Incest is best. Little Brother/Big Sister incest is God tier.

>> No.14247981

>>14247974
*yes they can cause of magic, but they DO spend their lives in the sea

>> No.14247982

>>14247978
>big sister
Trash.jpg

>> No.14247984

>>14247978
What about little sister/middle brother/big sister incest? Too much?

>> No.14247988

>>14247982
I think you want that board
>>>/y/

>> No.14247990

>>14247978
>shotashit
>and big sister
It's like you are trying to get the "worst taste ever" medal

>> No.14247994

>>14247936
By then I'll be in my 40s. A Yeti wouldn't want an old man like me.

I do like the idea of pairing a Yeti with a guy a good few years older than her though.

>> No.14247995

>>14247955
I moved house recently and I haven't really seen any lolis around here. At my old neighborhood there were some super cute girls that liked to play out on the slippery streets. Plenty of dangers lurking there, or I guess one could fall through the ice in winter. I bet undressing a drenched, ice-cold loli under the warm shower would be amazing.

>>14247966
I wouldn't kill the loli, anon.

I'd just take advantage of one that happened to die. I don't think I could kill a little girl just to use her slender body as an onahole. That would just be tragic.

>> No.14247996

>>14247990
Where was shota mentioned? Why does this thread hate shota so much anyways?

>> No.14248001

>>14247978
>Big sister
Yes, top tier.
>Little brother
Fuck off, no need to ruin onee-sans with shota garbage.

>> No.14248002
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14248002

Heaven's not my kind of place anyway.

>> No.14248003

>>14247984
nope, that sounds ideal to me

>> No.14248006

>>14247996
You said little brother, should have just said big sister, otherwise it gives the impression of shotas being involved AND YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING, you little shit.

>>14247994
Are you kidding, bonus if you have white hair then. Matching pairs.

>> No.14248007

>>14247995
Please tell me you're joking.

>> No.14248008

>>14247994
Work out and get a beard. Then you can be a cool guy well into your fifties, maybe even your sixties. Y'know, the kind of guy who lives in a log cabin, and can wrestle bears.

>> No.14248009
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14248009

>>14247995
You are a good man
I like you

I hope you will find inspiration and write even more hot stuff for us!

>> No.14248014

>>14247990
>>14248001
Why does everyone assume you have to be a shota to be a little brother? There just needs to be an age gap between the two of you.
You could be in your late teens and she could be a CC.

>> No.14248015

>>14247801
>>14247795
>>14247773
>Nah, you were content just to keep playing with her tits for now, needing her chest meat as she squirmed.
>"C-come ooooon, I kn-know that it's fine to punish a girl every n-now and then but t-this is to-ooooo-o much."
>Her wings are twitching now and her tail is waving erratically, smacking you lightly in the neck and cheeks while her rear starts grinding against you.
>Yeah, she was feeling it now but you weren't there yet. You just wanted to keep on groping.
>This didn't go over well with the busty orange girl in your lap, the familiar fidgeting and struggling under your hands.
>"J-just put it in!" she squealed, hips rocking and thighs rubbing together as she fought to find some form of release. "N-now you're just being a b-bully!"
>Maybe you were but, heaven help you, you wanted to bully those breasts.
>You kneaded harder, increasing strength with which you gripped her breasts as you mashed the sensitive flesh, dragging a chorus of squeals and whines from her as she pleased for you to stop, her body shaking from the pent up lust.
>You ignored the plea and just kept on going, hands sinking below that skintight shirt of hers so that you could feel the soft skin and against your palms, finishing her off with a pinch to her rosy buds, eliciting a loud, piercing scream as her hips bucked and wings shot out once more, body going rigid as it rode the waves of pleasure.
>Still, even as her senses overloaded from the feelings rolling through her you didn't let up, continuing to squeeze and tweak as she collapsed back against you, eyes fogged and tongue lolling out as you keep on playing with her body.
>Oh sure, you gave it to her eventually but by that point she'd been reduced to a lifeless girl who's brain was fried from the sensations of your hands at her breasts.
>She was little more than a meat doll at that point, unable to offer even an ounce of resistance as you impaled her, bottoming out easily and bouncing her upon your hips as you got to work, keeping her seated in your lap as you bucked into her.
>The noises that came were nothing even resembling words, the syllable's little more than primal whines and groans of pleasure as her silken insides, evidently on autopilot, grasped at you as best they could, squeezing and spasoming randomly as little bursts of pleasure sent her off again, body reacting to the sensations without any conscious input.
>Here rear, well padded but lacking compared to her chest, cushioned the blow of you hammering into her again and again, and again, until you dumped your load into her, filling her greedy womb with your seed before removing yourself from her.
>Even now she didn't respond, just simply laying limp in your lap as you laid her there, stroking her hair and pondering how you could make it up to the girl when she finally cooled down.
>Maybe a nice dinner would be enough?
>Yeah, that would be enough...although you did have to wonder what would happen if she ended up pregnant...
That's all, sorry if its rushed but I've got to go to work...


Familiars, it's always familiars.

>> No.14248016

>>14247978
Correct

>> No.14248018

>>14248014
>15 y/o guy
>30+ woman
[HEAVY BREATHING]

>> No.14248019

>>14247930
Seriously, you fuckwit, I already said this is my first time posting it.

>>14247974
How the hell can you manage the brain power to even breathe? KCs word trumps even his own written cannon.

>> No.14248021

>>14248006
>bonus if you have white hair then
Never thought of it like that
>>14248008
Already got the full beard, now if only the working out part was as easy.

>> No.14248024

>>14248002
who said you can't go to heaven?

>> No.14248031

>>14248007
Now that I think about it, I actually think seated sex would be nice. I could let her head droop backwards or forwards to kiss her or nibble on her shoulder as I bounced her on my dick.

My boner is getting painfully hard thinking about this, and I just fapped too.

>> No.14248032

>>14248024
She's already got a place just outside. You're coming too? Roger that!

>> No.14248035

>>14248014
The "lilbro" talk is shit anyway
Why not just a non-related girl?

>> No.14248036

>>14248018
>Guy in the 16-20 range
>Woman anywhere from 23 to 35
Perfect couples.

>> No.14248037

>>14248015
lovely

>> No.14248038

>>14248019
>KC's words trumps his own canon
>w
>that quote somehow negates monsters going for their fathers
Oh so dark elves, large mice, dhampirs and the others don't exist now and there is no incest. Okay bro, whatever you say.

>> No.14248039

>>14248014
>Why does everyone assume you have to be a shota to be a little brother?
Because they need to take every opportunitty they can to sperg about how much they hate shota.

>> No.14248041

>>14248001
>>14247990
>>14248006
>Little Brother = Shota
You people are retarded, if you have a big sister you're the little brother by default. Are you the same retards who get triggered by "boy"?

>> No.14248042

>>14248036
It's more along the 25-35 range since you have to be 25 to be a christmas cake in the first place.
Probably part of why Japan's having problems with population now that I think about it.

>> No.14248050

>>14248015
bless you. have a good day at work.

>> No.14248051

>>14248018
24/25 best age difference. Especially if she's a nerdy virgin who hates becoming a wizard so bad that she begs her cool guy little brother to deflower her on her 25th birthday.

>> No.14248056

>>14248014
>Why does everyone assume you have to be a shota to be a little brother?
Because that's pretty much all that's ever used when there's an older monster girl, I mean in a large amount, probably a majority, of older monster girl pictures with a younger guy its a shota, its just gotten stale as fuck when its all over the place all the time. People here still like it the same way I like some of my fetishes that are all over the place all the time, but with shotas an older monster girls for some people its just gotten boring and way over used.

>> No.14248059

>>14248038
MGs are mindless lustful beasts that only care about getting off, life's one big dystopian orgy where your hopes and dreams are drowned under the mindbreak, and the only possible outcome is humanities extinction.

Oh wait, none of that is true because KC clarified otherwise.

>> No.14248060

>>14248056
Not even one of the guys who complained but this basically. When people start waxing on about little brothers, it's shota far more often than not.

>> No.14248062

>>14248041
>why does the word "little" reminds you of shotas
Gee, I don't know

>>14248056
Pretty much

>> No.14248067

>>14248041
You act as if 90% of the time it doesn' mean exactly that. Especially in this thread.

>> No.14248069

>>14248051
>nerdy virgin
Pfft, sullen/insecure doting neesan who depends on you to be sure in her femininity a best.

>> No.14248071

>>14248042
Well I'm okay with the girl not being a Christmas cake. Like a 23/24 year old woman who's just been working long enough to have a little experience in the world while still being fairly young and maybe a tiny bit over confident about her superiority over her brother due to it.
That's the kind of stuff that can be nice.
>>14248051
This is the good shit.

>> No.14248076

>>14248051
>nerdy virgin
No thanks, give me my confident onee-san cake.

>> No.14248077

>>14248069
>>14248071
You'd better be ready for the clingy yan that she develops after finally getting the dicku.

>> No.14248082

>>14248077
Also cosplaying in public as little bro's girlfriend with a blonde wig and a wash-off fake tan.

>> No.14248084

>>14248077
I'm perfectly okay with that. Clingy, light yan older sister who's scared she might lose the happiness she's finally obtained and be left alone.

I really want this with an Oomukade.

>> No.14248087

>>14248059
>mindless
No
>lust beasts

6-1 All for the sake of sex
Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure. Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy. Their values and behavioral principles are based on that. Their thoughts and actions are in line with that, and when monsters have conversations, etc. the topics are often mainly focused around capturing and having sex with human men.

Basically, monsters that don't have a human man will think firstly about attacking and obtaining a man.
Monsters tend to use whatever means necessary if it's for the sake of obtaining a man. Of course they'll assault and forcibly rape, but they may also use whatever means available such as seduction, spells, and potions to make a man their prisoner and claim him. Even if a man despises monsters, they'll rape and pleasure him again and again until the hatred directed at them changes into endless lust.
Monsters that have obtained a human man think firstly about having sex and act accordingly. For monsters it is common sense to prioritize having sex with the man they love more than anything else. As for their thoughts and actions, they're mainly focused around getting off harder with their man, and having more sex more intensely and frequently. Monsters that have obtained husbands are even more remarkable. Almost all of their thoughts and actions are focused around their husband, or having sex with their husband. Of course having sex with their husband is their highest priority. Food and outfits, etc all start to be chosen based on reasons like “pleasing their husband more” or “making their husband even more aroused,“ etc. Monsters are already lascivious from the beginning, but the more sex they have with men, the more their values and behavioral principles become tainted by it.
Naturally with values like these, the monsters fundamentally have no sense of aversion to sexual matters. Of course they have no resistance to using their own body for sex with men, and if it's for the sake of furthering their enjoyment of sex, then they have no qualms about using aphrodisiacs or spells not just on the man, but on themselves as well.
>life's one big dystopian orgy where your hopes and dreams are drowned under the mindbreak
Not saying that but, Deruella, the demon army, dark demon realms, corruption of elementals and the order they support, lecastie
>and the only possible outcome is humanities extinction.
Humanity WILL die, and become a new race joined with the monsters, Demon Lord's endgame, idiot

One quote or two is not going to dismantle all he has written thus far.

>> No.14248096
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14248096

I want to go Fishing with a Harpy!

>> No.14248097
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14248097

>>14247869
Fat-bottomed Catgirl Familiar
This fucking slow-ass captcha I swear.

>> No.14248111

>>14248097
Baph's butt get's shown off in some official art, I wonder if there's a good butt shot of Familiar

>> No.14248115

>>14248096
I want to go Phishing with a harpy!

>> No.14248116

>>14248084
>Oomukade
Shit nigga, way to go for the stereotypes. I was imagining a Kitsune who has that full (komodo) onee-san body but dresses extremely conservatively with coke bottom glasses and seaweed hair and with only a single tail (at her age! even middle schoolers have two these days!)

>> No.14248125

>>14248008
>old, grizzled mountain man who can brave any winter with a big beard and strong muscles
>with a loving Yeti wife whose fur is turning gray and her hugs just aren't as strong and burly as they used to be

>> No.14248127

>>14248096
I want to go Fighting with a Harpy!

>> No.14248128

>>14248087
>Demon Lord's endgame, idiot
We only know it's not going to be true extinction because KC said outright that she was going to win.

>All for the sake of sex , (mindless)
>Not saying that
It was an example of where KC later clarified his cannon. I'd dig up the quote, but I'm lazy. Essentially you get as much sex as you want, and that amount is entirely up to you, be it endless fucking or a more traditional romance.

They're not mindless beasts because they do have other desires than sex. Both thread cannon and KC at agree that very few people are interested in a relationship with literally nothing else going for it than sex. Which is why most of us fantasize about a waifu rather than an orgy pit.

Anyway, I'm done feeding the trolls for now. Enjoy pushing your shit down our throats while I'm gone.

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14248134

>>14248115
>>14248127
All of these are good things, Just DO NOT FIST THE HARPY

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14248139

>>14244220
I can't promise anything. A definite maybe.

>> No.14248146

>>14248134
I want to go Fasting with a Harpy!

>> No.14248149

>>14247995
Disgusting.

It makes me sick, knowing you'd stoop so low as to accept 3DPD in order to sate your fetish.
Lolis are pure 2d beings, and you should have eyes for them only, dead or alive.
By confessing that you'd do such acts with a 3d girl, you're betraying all those loli corpses who got themselves killed for your sake.

>> No.14248151

>>14248139
Sorry, but that one's going to the bin as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.14248157

>>14248077
>clingy
Yes
>yan
Meh. And I like yandere, just not that much in this scenario, I'd rather she remain sweet and not on edge about me all the time, even if it's just obsessive tier.

http://imgur.com/a/jb0P8

>> No.14248159
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14248159

>>14248097
Familiar cosplaying as pic related when?

>> No.14248167

>>14248157
>not wanting to come home only to find big sis in your bed wearing your laundry sniffing your pillow, only to have her jump up in an instant and wrap her arms around your chest for a soft hug

>> No.14248171
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14248171

>>14248116
Stupid sexy tail red. She's the main reason I'm okay with Alps.

>> No.14248173

>>14248171
Wait why the fuck did I quote that post, it was meant for >>14248159

I haven't even opened a bottle yet I swear.

>> No.14248176

>>14248128
>outright stated she's going to win
He said the order wouldn't win, we don't know how many powers are at play yet, so absolute victory for the demon lord is not yet assured, more so when you consider there are factions with their own ends and the damn chaos gods.
>not's saying that
That's right, you did, the all for the sake of sex refers to their morals, and if you plan to dispute this, you're as dumb as a man selling saltwater to travelers in the desert. What do the profiles consist of again? Hmm let me see if I remember...OH RIGHT! SEX! And what was the dearest wish of all monsters...
GETTING PREGNANT! That's the one
>they have other desires than sex
I'm all ears faggot
>thread canon agrees that
>theadcanon meaning shit
>KC said that
I've quoted all my shit, why can't you do the same? Unless you're full of it?
>trolls
Desperate I see.

>> No.14248189

>>14248128
>that amount is entirely up to you
What if you don't like intimacy, but you had a wife anyway? (Because you'd probably have no choice in the matter)

>> No.14248195

>>14248128
>Essentially you get as much sex as you want, and that amount is entirely up to you, be it endless fucking or a more traditional romance.
I believe he said that for most of them it's similar to a human's meal times.

>> No.14248197

>Be at home after a day of work
>Someone knock on the door really loudly
>Go to open it
>It's a Witch in a black suit with 2 familiars behind her
>"Hello big brother!"
>You close the door, not dealing with this
>She opens it with magic anyway
>"Big brother is that a way to treat your cute sisters?"
>The familars circle behind you
>"I have some great news, you have been invited to this month's Black Mass"
>They all come closer to you
>You're now sandwiched between them
>"We're all looking forward to your presence big brother"
>"And what if I don't show up?"
>The witch starts laughing
>Your television suddenly explodes
>"We will all be veee-ry sad if you didn't come big brother"
>She nods at the familiars, they all back off
>"Here is your invitation, see you there."
>They start leaving
>One of the familiars knocks a few books off your shelf
>The other makes a chair fall down
>They slam the door on their way out

Sabbath is the worst

>> No.14248202

Will KC ever introduce the Zombie Queen or something, like he did with Titania?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgamwEi90w4

>> No.14248204

>>14248197
Should have given them stern spankings. That would have at least saved the television, and might have gotten you out of that black mass.

>>14248202
What do you think a Wight is?

>> No.14248205

>>14248171
Tail Red and Aika are literal perfection.
And from what I've heard, with the release of the new novel, you won't even need to worry about the whole alp thing. Soji and Solar might potentially become two different entities entirely.

>>14248173
You're getting drunk on all the flat chest/loli posting happening in this thread.
Either that, or the blood which should be in your brain is rushing somewhere else because of that.

>> No.14248212

>>14248204
Just a higher-class undead, but not the Queen-level high class. Though now I decided to reread her profile and I realise now that I'm stupid

>> No.14248217

>>14248197
If she shows up again she's going to get a chestful of rock salt.

>> No.14248222

>>14248167
>she has to be yandere for that

>> No.14248227

>>14248222
Creepy stalker behavior = yan

>> No.14248234
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14248234

>>14248205
>Soji and Solar might potentially become two different entities entirely.
Yes please, then I can lust after red haired girls with twintails without feeling weird.

>> No.14248249

>>14248217
You my nigga Dean.

>>14248197
>not warding your house with a sanctuary spell
You were asking for it
>monsters running protection rackets
>protection as in they come for a shot of your hot stuff in exchange for not fucking shit up FUND IT!

>> No.14248251

>>14248227
Not necessarily but let's agree to disagree.

>> No.14248255

>>14248227
>sniffing your clothes is crazy stalker behavior
I feel sad for you.

>> No.14248265

>>14248197
speaking of things to put on your shelf would NEETs still have monstergirl figure collection? Witch sister giving big brother loli figures in cute clothes for his birthday and christmas every year.

>> No.14248267

>>14247393
Would still be nice if he drew tails. Well.

>> No.14248271

>>14248249
i like it. also be sure to tip the monstergirl landlady if you want extra privleges

>> No.14248277

>>14247676
I volunteer!

>> No.14248282

>>14248087
That depends on whether or not you count it as dying. So far, it seems like there's complete continuity of consciousness, and the body is modified rather than replaced.

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