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1423884 No.1423884 [Reply] [Original]

A while back I asked /jp/ which Idolmaster girl had the smallest breasts and tightest vagina, and I was informed that the most deliciously flat chest belonged to Chihaya, while Ami and Mami's twin tunnels of love were the tightest of all the idols.

However, I have subsequently discovered that despite being older than the twins, Yayoi is actually smaller in every publicly-available measurement--height, weight, and three sizes. I therefore postulate that it is actually the lovely (oh so little) Miss Takatsuki who possesses the narrowest Snake Road in Idolmaster.

>> No.1423890
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Welcome to the Promised Land

Moar Yayoi

>> No.1423896
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flat as board, tight as if she was only 5

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I actually heard Miki has the tighest vagina.

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>>1423886
Ah, there's no need to tear up, Anonymous. I'd go slowly and gently (especially the first time), and I'd cuddle with her afterwards, and I'd only come inside on her safe days.

>> No.1423886

Why the hell would you want to sex the Idolmasters, especially Yayoi? ;_;

>> No.1423899

>>1423886
You must have missed this: >>1421905

>> No.1423901

>>1423899
Not quite, but I knew my way weren't wanted there. ;_;

>> No.1423902

I wish to masturbate to Yayoi for over three years every day, and then realiz

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>>1423890Welcome to the Promised Land

>> No.1423940

>>1423896
False advertising. That is by no means "flat as board".

>> No.1423966

>>1423963

You disgusting bastard, get away from my Yayoi.

>> No.1424007

>Welcome to the Promised Land

I'd occupy her Promised Land, if you know what I mean.

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Yayoicchi also has the smallest wallet

>> No.1424062

>>1423886
Why the hell wouldn't you want to sex the Idolmasters, especially Yayoi? ;_;

fixed

>> No.1424078

I'd CLOSE HER EYES if ya know what I mean.

CLOSE YOUR EYES hana ni blahblahblahblah

>> No.1424285

>>1423884
Yayoi's breasts are the same size as Chihaya's.

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>>1423886
>>1423966
>>1425317
Not /jp/edos. Get out NOW.

Also...
>>1424059
Is that Iori in the picture?!

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>>1425371
>>1423963

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>>1423896
Iori - 77 cm
Chihaya & Yayoi - 72 cm

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Now a general Yayoi thread.

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>>1425450
Yes, me too.

With food.

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I wish to be the pig.

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Obligatory

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>>1425489

Nutrient supplements, I guess.

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Delicious cake... you must eat it.

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>>1425519
Well, imagine >>1425487 as Iori's punishment.

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>>1425529
Meant this to look at >>1425487.

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>> No.1425555
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OH SHI-

>> No.1425557
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"Producer, does this outfit make my butt look fat?"

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>>1425562
see
>>1425520

>> No.1425317

You need fucking help. You need shock treatment....I would more than willingly help administer it too. Just give the word OP. I'll be there with my car battery alligator clipped to your balls. Kay, bye bye.

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>> No.1425328

idolmaster? more like SAGE

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>> No.1425371

I couldn't rape Yayoi. I would only bring her screaming into womanhood when she is ready.

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>> No.1425384

>>1423896
Fapping at the speed of light

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>> No.1425426

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4380454

>> No.1425450

I would feed Yayoi.

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>> No.1425489

>>1425454
>With food

Well, of course. What on earth else would you feed her?

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>> No.1425529

>>1425519
Iori stole Yayoi's cake. And that's terrible.

>> No.1425554

>>1425488
OH GOD MY NUTBLA-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

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>>1425738

Oh my...

>> No.1425568

>>1425561
What's the deal with the hamburger with the shobo~n face? It crops up in all sorts of Yayoi fanart.

>> No.1425578

>>1425569

That's a lot of mice

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>> No.1425598

>>1425590

I rather like this one.

>> No.1425611

>>1425606
×ハイターッチ
○パイターッチ

>> No.1425660

>>1425619
Fake. But still want.

>> No.1425738

>>1423898
I don't believe it took me this long to figure what のヮの was.

>> No.1425752

>>1425745

the fuck

>> No.1425807

>>1425745
But I thought Spongebob was gay?

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>> No.1426211

Why is Yayoi such a moeblob?

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>>1426432

>> No.1426220

>>1425807
I am also gay for Yayoi; it has nothing to do with sex or gender.

>> No.1426461
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Did someone say flat? Because Makoto is the best.

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>> No.1426277

>>1425773
Oh lawl. Falling for something like that requires Yukkuri-level stupidity.

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>> No.1426299

>>1425773
Anyone mind linking me to the author's site?

>> No.1426303

>>1426299
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=33872

>> No.1426316

>>1426277
Perhaps Yayoi is a yukkuri in disguise.

>> No.1426451

>>1426303
Thanks!

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>>1425567
Whoops, missed that one.

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>> No.1426472

>>1426432
I wish to be the hamburger.

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>>1426649
Where her family is rather poor, and likely doesn't eat much, I guess she likes good food a lot.

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Wat

>> No.1426692
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Translation according to Danbooru:

"Hey Producer, would you like to buy three pairs of my panties for a thousand yen? And also, would you exchange them with new ones?"

HNNNNGGGGGGG

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Hungry girls are the best.

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>>1426764
I don't get it. What makes her a slut?

>>1426758
You are now emptying your nutbladder...
manually.

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>>1426770
She's a beautiful and refined woman, not a slut.

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>>1426792
As far as I know, it's only a single picture.

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THIS THREAD

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>>1426805
Well, my job here is done. Goodnight.

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>> No.1426649

Why is almost every picture of Yayoi portraying her eating something? Is she covertly fat?

>> No.1426664

>>1426649
Because her family is in poverty and she's always hungry.

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>> No.1426736

>>1425597
PADPADPADPADPADPADPADPAD

>> No.1426758

This thread is going to make me overstrain my HNNNNGbox soon...

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>> No.1426764

>>1426757
I knew she liked it rough.

>> No.1426770

>>1426762

Why is Miki such a slut?

>> No.1426780

>>1426770
Will this become another LOL, SO RANDUM XD thing, if it hasn't already?

>> No.1426792

>>1426692
I hope that is not a H doujin

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>> No.1427000

I just installed the imas theme on my 360 and downloaded every single gameplay video on live in lieu of having the actual game itself. ;_;

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>> No.1427083

>>1427000
pics of theme

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>> No.1427211

>>1427000
Any idea what will happen to those themes they charged people for when they completely revamp the whole system to look more like PS3 and Wii stuff here shortly?

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>> No.1427429

>>1427211

I was cheap and grabbed the free one. No idea what will happen to themes if they change the dash.

>> No.1427572

>>1427413
Loli rehearsal?

>> No.1427594

>>1427572
Teachin a loli to call you Oniichan, fuck yeah! Image limit though so I think I'll grab some shut eye for maths tomorrow. It's been fun /jp/.

>> No.1427610

>Teachin a loli to call you Oniichan while wearing buruma and t-shirt tucked into them, fuck yeah!

Fixed.

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