hey guys. need a place to stay??

[Anonymous No.]

come teach me english and be my protective security guard when I'm scared.

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/roo/5273127964.html

[Anonymous No.]

sounds legit

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so set on needing a security guard? Is she in fear of the Yakuza or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237452
This. Probably a yakuza trick to lure unsuspecting foreigners into a live of debt.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds too good to be true

[Anonymous No.]

*zawa* *zawa*

[Anonymous No.]

Probably a scam.
I'd do it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237456
Foreigners being in debt means nothing though. They're not going to sue you on international grounding. But you're inofficially banned from going back to japan ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444
oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take my chances

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444
A situation where even if it's legit, it's still a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237577
>Contact her
>Ask for details
>If she provides an address
>Check online for the building location and estimate if it matches with the picture provided >or knock on a neighbour's apartment and inquiry about some random shit to take a peek on how similar the apartment room
>?
>profit

[Anonymous No.]

None of us will believe this then there will be that one lucky guy who ends up living with this girl
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237597
>lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237600
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444
sure, i've got two kidneys

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444

hahahah that's actually not too far from me... kind of curious, for the lulz..

although yea security guard lmao def sounds like a Yak trap for a hakujin such as myself T^T

also what the fuck were you searching for

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237624
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237624
Do it fggt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237624
Too bad she asked for native English

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237658

speaking autismo isn't enough for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237588
>Profit.
Only if you mean this kind of profit
http://nhentai.net/group/kirintei/popular

[Anonymous No.]

scenario 1: legit
she's telling the truth and you stay with her and teach her english while having fun in japan then go home with her in april 2016 when she visits the US (or whatever english speaking country you're from)

scenario 2: legit, but she's a gaijin chaser
she's telling the truth and you stay with her and teach her some "english lessons" while maybe also occasionally teaching her how to speak english. also, she's not pic related, she's actually a desperate christmas cake salarywoman just looking to get laid, but figured that if she was going to get laid she might as well aim big and go for her #1 fetish

scenario 3: not legit
it's a prank to get some fat gross weeb lost in japan concocted by her and her bully friends

scenario 4: not legit and dangerous
you knock on the door and are pushed in by big burly men, there is no girl and your family/nearest kin is given a ransom for your "safe" return

scenario 5: not legit and death trap
you knock on the door and are pushed in by big burly men looking to cut out your organs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237756
>only 2/5 chance of actual danger
You'd have to be a wuss not to take up this offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237756
thats why you email first. use throwaway account and fake pic. get info. see if legit. then respond with real info if interested.

i have used fake pics to respond to c-list. one time it turned out to be a robbery but the guy slipped up and i was able to see his email and did a google search. he was a junky pretending to be a hottie who was gonna sell me some panties. i endued up contacting his dad. fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444
Bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237756
>desperate christmas cake salarywoman just looking to get laid
is this really a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

feelio when 99% of roomshares want female occupants only

another reason why i wish i was born a girl

also, if they are asking for men specifically you know it's already not legit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237756

haha well said

So, she posted this a few months back

立川市に住む、短大生の１８歳です。
彼氏ができて、６か月になり、それまで処女だったのですが、彼と初めてエッチをして、何回かエッチをしました。
疑問なことがあって、これまでセックスに関して、友達やもちろん親とか姉妹とも話をしたことはなかったので、いろいろな意味ですごい疎いんですけど

彼がエッチの時にコンドームをしてくれません。
これって、もし彼が我慢できなくて、途中で出してしまったとしたら
妊娠してしまう可能性があるっていうことですよね？
そんなことも知らずにそういうことをしてはいけないと思うのですが
誰にも聞けず今になってしまいました。

彼にコンドームをして欲しいと言ったのですが、コンドームをするとあまり気持ちがよくないのと、私が好きだから、生でやりたいと言われて、それ以上言えませんでした。

男性からすれば、やはりコンドームをしないほうが気持ちいいですか？

コンドームをしないで妊娠を防ぐ方法がありますか？
教えてください。

あと、フェラチオがすごく下手だと言われます。本当になれなくて上手にできないのですが
男性の気持ちいいやり方を簡単に教えてください。

ちなみに、私は１８歳短大生、彼氏は３７歳職人さんバツイチで
バイト先で、番号を聞かれて、つきあうようになりました。
よろしくおねがいします。

11/10 story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237756
You're still forgetting >>14237670 legit, but insane scenario where she's actually is young and cute but looking for a new victim to tie to a bed and feed her body fluids to.

Also Scenario 8: It's a trap that will combine scenarios 1&2 in an attempt to get you to plug up his boypussy or overpower you and plunder yours,

Also they could just be a gold digger who wants to take a foreigner for all his money or someone who wants a free ride to glorious American citizenship by marrying some unwitting otaku after getting him to fall in love with her. I think this is most likely along with the burly men scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237817

also, mfw christmas cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237832
Live in Tachikawa, it is 18-year-old college students.
To be able to have a boyfriend, it becomes six months, but until then I was a virgin, he for the first time by the etch, was several times etch.
There is that question, so far with respect to sex, because it was never talked with friends and of course parents Toka sisters, I'm amazing ignorant in many ways

He has not done a condom at the time of the etch.
This I, if if you can not stand him, if you were to got out in the middle
It 's is that Tteyuu there is a possibility that pregnant?
How can I think should not be such a thing without also known such a thing
Who It has become now is not hear also.

Although I said that I want to him a condom, and the not very pleasant when the condom, because I like, it is said to want to do live, I did not say any more.

If from a man, does it feels good better still is not a condom?

Is there a way to prevent pregnancy without a condom?
Please tell me.

After that, it will say fellatio is that it really bad. Although I can not very well rather accustomed really
Please tell me the way feels the man easily.

By the way, I am 18-year-old college students, my boyfriend is a 37-year-old craftsman divorced
In byte destination, it has been heard the number, I have come to socialize.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237845
Everyone here is capable of using Google translate themselves. Thank you for your worthless contribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237832
Isshe real? if yes then is slutty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237832
If it is the same girl, she only moved to Ogikubo recently (first line says she in Tachikawa).

The rest of that basicallly says that she has a 37 year old boyfriend who took her virginity and refuses to use condoms (because it feels better without). So she's wondering about birth control and also about how to give better head (because he tells her she's terrible at it).

[Anonymous No.]

i want to fuck a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237992
iktf bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237979
Dods she has twitter or blog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237992
Well go to her apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237795
>who was gonna sell me some panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237832
Give us her blog. She sounds like a little cute whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237832
If she is the same girl that explains the need for a male body guard, probably wants to break up with her old man and is scared.
Too bad I don't live in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14238580
Why does not kill him during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14238591
Perhaps he too strong. Many men of 40s have strong and no vantage from being upside down while sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's fake.

It uses the same image from this:
>>14237832
Which was posted 3 months ago and says she lives in Tachikawa, which is relatively far from Ogikubo. Although it's not impossible, it doesn't really make sense that she moved to a new place and her sister moved out in such a short period.
Her yahoo account has "Eri" in it but the craigslist says "Misato".

Someone should e-mail her anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14238567
>>14238580
>>14238740

yea idk... her blog? dunno -- I just found account on http://chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/my/eri77today but someone could have def lifted that pic for the clist post.... eri seems like a legit human... but yea, too many mikus here to chase after a preggers 18 y/o with a potentially psycho 37 y/o mechanic from whom she requires protection smh

[Anonymous No.]

I sent an email. See what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444

[Anonymous No.]

>>14238874
Remembering the movie made me change my whole opinion about this thread. But eihii shiina is pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

This reminds me of the time there was that loli Reimu cosplayer and /jp/ tried to dox her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14239104
Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14238740
account names don't have to have your real name in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237444
This girl has 2 threads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14239165
Naice..

Naice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237845
>By the way, I am 18-year-old college students, my boyfriend is a 37-year-old craftsman divorced

Whata SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

What if it's a candid camera television show trying to lure in davido-kuns for some hilarious pranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14246962
Putting an American 20-30s weeb loser in a house with a young Japanese woman who wants to learn English and a bunch of TV cameras would be a hilarious reality show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14237845
What does she mean by time of the etch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14247076
エッチの時

[Anonymous No.]

>>14246793

preggers with his child, no less

[Anonymous No.]

>minimum age 25, maximum age 60
Why does she require a christmas cake? She's only 18. What makes a 24 year old not good enough as an "english teacher and guardman? Hell I figure the minimum age for this sort of impossible scenario would be 20. If you ask me the age requirement is the most suspicious part. Also what the fuck is a 60 year old man supposed to protect her from in a land without guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14252152
She is bait fuck this scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>14252307
maybe she is looking for gaijin aikido master

[Anonymous No.]

>>14252152

>he thinks young girls want young guys and not daddies to fuck

I mean, it is bait, but it's more suspicious that she goes all the way up to sixty. Guys in their late twenties and thirties get plenty of PTP if they want, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253025
excuse me im a virgin what is ptp mean?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather keep my organs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253118
pre teen pussy