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Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:41:04 2015 No.14218060 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:42:02 2015 No.14218066 10/10 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:42:03 2015 No.14218068 Well shit. I messed up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:42:03 2015 No.14218069 File: 259 KB, 600x459, domon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need your help /mgt/, have you seen this Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:42:12 2015 No.14218072 >>14218060 You had one fucking job, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:43:02 2015 No.14218078 >>14218060 What's the pay like? How are the hours? Do I get any benefits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:43:05 2015 No.14218079 >>14218072 Close enough, "Monster girl" appears in the body so people can find it in the archive

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:43:08 2015 No.14218080 >inb4 All Vampires Act One Way vs. All Vampires Act Another Way faggots keep arguing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:44:13 2015 No.14218085 If anyone cares, I made one proper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:44:21 2015 No.14218087 What just happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:44:25 2015 No.14218088 >>14218072 I did have the title, but I accidentally refreshed and forgot to enter it again. I'm bad at this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:45:43 2015 No.14218091 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:45:46 2015 No.14218092 >>14218060 Hi your link isn't working

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:46:07 2015 No.14218095 >>14218085 Welp. Fuck. We should stick to this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:46:16 2015 No.14218097 >>14218085 >no pastebin or wordpress >people will clearly be able to find this thread anyways since "monster" is in the body end yourself holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:47:17 2015 No.14218107 File: 212 KB, 711x473, Let'sGetThingsStarted.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218069 >this fuckin nigga comin up and askin me where his Yeti is, I don't know your life, what do I look like, Lachesis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:47:25 2015 No.14218108 You know what I like? Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:47:34 2015 No.14218111 >>14218097 I already put them up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:48:44 2015 No.14218118 >>14218107 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:48:45 2015 No.14218119 >>14218108 You know what I don't like? Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:49:33 2015 No.14218124 >>14218108 Me too. The only problem is they're everywhere, and people don't like them because of that. Which is understandable, but it's sad all the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:49:52 2015 No.14218128 >>14218108 Guilty, I love that fluffy mane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:50:06 2015 No.14218131 >>14218108 I'll steal John McClane's "I hate niggers" sign, make it say "I hate Manticores" and drop you in MGC Detroit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:50:19 2015 No.14218132 Remember to never trust golems. You never know when one may start converting other monster girls into golems or release a mutagenic virus that will effect them, all so they can 'better protect" their husbands

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:51:28 2015 No.14218136 Reminder that vampires a shit and don't love you for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:51:39 2015 No.14218137 >>14218106 A Lilim could do that, and magic could probably work for that in sufficient quantities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:53:20 2015 No.14218147 File: 35 KB, 665x510, Just a happy bush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218108 It's the only thing I still like about .less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:54:41 2015 No.14218149 >>14218136 >That one "She doesn't love you!" faggot again I wonder where these guys keep coming from, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:55:46 2015 No.14218154 >>14218137 How does magic work in MGE world?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:55:52 2015 No.14218156 >>14218147 >manticore always a waste

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:56:14 2015 No.14218158 >>14218108 I do too. I think their designs are fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:56:16 2015 No.14218160 File: 48 KB, 596x605, 1443856182874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218147 MOFUCORES ARE CUTE! CUTE! CUUUUTE!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:57:08 2015 No.14218162

>>14218149
>They are full of pride, considering themselves to be nobility while looking down upon humans as lesser beings

>Due to the pleasure and narcotic effect of sucking blood, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned, copulation with a human being is a filthy act, so most vampires will probably try to control their lust.

>Men whom they are fond of are taken away to their homes and kept as both servants and food sources, being forced to take care of the vampire herself. On the surface, they are treated as servants, but these captured men are also husband-candidates. Men who live as their servants are infused with magical power every time they feed, eventually transforming into “incubi.” Men who have become incubi are regarded as nobility, the same as themselves, and thus they become treated as husbands.

Deal with it, and it's, "they don't love humans", faggot.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:57:35 2015 No.14218163

>>14218149
Nah anon. There's the one guy who claims ALL MGs do not, will not, and indeed, cannot love you; and will just trade you in for a new model when you expire.

Then there's this guy who'll go on and on about how all vampires are invariably hateful of humans, and will never show them a shred of affection until they've been transformed into Incubi. Across the board, no variations, they all act in exactly this manner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:58:09 2015 No.14218166 >>14218162 Still better then dumbypirs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:58:50 2015 No.14218172 >>14218149 >people hating on things >not /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:59:27 2015 No.14218173 So the old concept of a Tanuki had huge balls right? Does that mean that MG Tanukis have the fattest pussies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:00:01 2015 No.14218178 >>14218163 >I'm claiming it >not the profile Scornful/contemptuous, sure. I've never used the word hateful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:01:06 2015 No.14218180 >>14218166 >one treats you like dirt >the other like a human being Guess which is the good one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:01:24 2015 No.14218182 >>14218154 Spirit and Demonic Energy, See Mimiru for an example of a human mage and monster mage

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:01:50 2015 No.14218184 >>14218178 >The profiles >That're repeatedly said to be generalizations not completely indicative of every possible individual Uhuh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:01:53 2015 No.14218185 File: 514 KB, 900x850, 46793198_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218172 >people hating on things >not vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:02:08 2015 No.14218186 File: 24 KB, 200x231, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218166 >Implying anything is better than Dumbpire Nope, you better take that back right the fuck now, I ain't playin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:02:56 2015 No.14218191 File: 3.94 MB, 2900x1950, 1444389665791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jabberwock onee-sans are cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:02:59 2015 No.14218192 >>14218154 >>14218182 There's Elementalism too, don't forget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:03:13 2015 No.14218193 >>14218186 He meant Damphyrs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:03:48 2015 No.14218196 >>14218193 It's spelled Dhampir, you dangus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:03:51 2015 No.14218197 >>14218166 >stronger than vampires, no sunlight weakness, treat you well, not as a servant or food source >well vampires are still better I don't think so Nathan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:04:11 2015 No.14218200 Is shitposting about vampires the new trend? I'm seeing it a lot lately, that and the hellhoundhater that always gets banned and "jabberwock mouths are male".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:04:14 2015 No.14218202 >>14218191 omg /d/ mascot so kawaii!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:04:40 2015 No.14218203 >>14218108 I love them. Fluffy manes and tailpussies are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:05:48 2015 No.14218205 >>14218202 Is there a reason why you're trying to push that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:06:24 2015 No.14218207 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, 1433414153007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218202 Did a Jabberwock touch you as a child? Why are you so hostile to them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:06:44 2015 No.14218208 >>14218197 Nope. Still better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:06:45 2015 No.14218209 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, d8hsimk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218203 I read that as, fluffy memes.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:06:58 2015 No.14218210

>>14218184
Yeah like I care about this line, they're generalizations when they suit you and hard inalienable hard facts when they don't. Most glaring example, Kikimoras can be doms but hellhounds can't be subs. So try your generalization line somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:07:32 2015 No.14218211 Does anyone remember that chameleon girl that came from these threads so many moons ago?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:08:04 2015 No.14218213 >>14218191 >Jabberwock mouth with the gold tooth again Kek. Jabberwock in a Naval Piranha costume when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:08:18 2015 No.14218215 File: 1.65 MB, 2893x4092, -0.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tie up the Mousegirls! Bondage war now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:08:27 2015 No.14218216 File: 58 KB, 300x287, 1436838628909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218209 TOUCH THE TAIL IT'LL BE SWELL

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:08:31 2015 No.14218217 File: 455 KB, 847x1200, 256_jabberwock_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218207 No. I just wonder what's it like to be groped by her tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:08:51 2015 No.14218218 >>14218208 >LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU! Shit eating Cheshire grin.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:09:06 2015 No.14218219 >>14218210 Well, good to know you're just a maledomfag shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:10:14 2015 No.14218224 >>14218200 >people can't have negative opinions on monsters, because that would be shitposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:11:44 2015 No.14218233 >>14218218 I just want to have a haughty vampire mistress that does that noblewoman's laugh who at first seems to be cold and uncaring but later warms up to me until I'm her husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:11:52 2015 No.14218234 >>14218219 >bringing maledom out of nowhere when the entire thing is about vamp's treatment towards humans 0/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:11:53 2015 No.14218235 >>14218191 >No Jabberwock onee-san >No Lich onee-san >No paladin onee-san turned Mindflayer or Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:12:08 2015 No.14218236 >>14218219 >maledomfag >femdomfag This is still a thing? For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:12:25 2015 No.14218238 >>14218132 Beast (or some one that was talking to him, i forget) had the idea of a dragon golem. I really want that as a story

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:12:37 2015 No.14218239 File: 293 KB, 879x1211, 1444788757994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:12:41 2015 No.14218240 >>14218209 Yes, we have some of those too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:13:23 2015 No.14218243 >>14218233 No one cares what you want. Isn't that what you want?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:13:34 2015 No.14218247 >>14218160 This instantly stops being cute when you realize that finger is going in a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:13:47 2015 No.14218248 >>14218211 I do. I also remember how we'll never get a slim version of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:13:56 2015 No.14218250 >>14218239 What's going on in this picture?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:14:10 2015 No.14218252 >>14218060 I want to watch Reverse Trap Dhampir and her mother fight over how Dhampir has lived her life! Then when they're finally ready to actually fight I reveal I've been setting up a reality marble spell to trap the room in a realm of sunlight!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:14:11 2015 No.14218253 >>14218234 That doesn't make you a maledomfag shitposter. Bringing up that autistic hellhound argument does however.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:14:50 2015 No.14218257 >>14218239 What am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:14:51 2015 No.14218258 >>14218247 are you telling me lewd can't be cute?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:15:08 2015 No.14218261
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>someone forgets to put in the subject field + previous thread
>someone else makes a thread and makes different mistakes
>shitstorm starts about ideas that /mgt/ has been keeping in mind as everyone else can't have fun when other people discuss their ideas
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Yourselves, truly your worst enemies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:15:09 2015 No.14218259 >>14218243 I want you to stop being so rude about what i want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:16:11 2015 No.14218265 so hell hounds can never truly be tamed is there any any stories where A guy has a "even ground sort of relationship?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:16:57 2015 No.14218268 >>14218219 >wanting to be treated with respect makes him a maledom >implying femdomfags all want to be treated like thrash HA HA! Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:17:07 2015 No.14218269 >>14218265 >so hell hounds can never truly be tamed Yes. >is there any any stories where A guy has a "even ground sort of relationship? No, and there never will be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:17:39 2015 No.14218271 >>14218258 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:18:24 2015 No.14218276 >>14218216 That doesn't even rhyme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:18:37 2015 No.14218278 >>14218210 Well, at least you stopped pretending to be anything other than a shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:18:50 2015 No.14218280 >>14218265 First: Jesus fuck anon, learn to type. Second: Maybe check out Quicksilver_'s Hellpup story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:19:08 2015 No.14218282 File: 83 KB, 368x323, myfacewhen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218271 Well you're lame. Go away.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:20:04 2015 No.14218286

>>14218253
>you can't use well known facts
>backpedalling
Well guess I found my enemy. So hellhounds can't be tamed right, ever? Profiles are hardlines to every species right? So, I guess all vampires are truly shit and don't love humans., Thanks for agreeing with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:20:08 2015 No.14218287 >>14218276 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_rhyme

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:20:40 2015 No.14218289 [DELETED]

>>14218154
Nobody knows. But it's literally how Lilim turn people into monsters, so it only makes sense that someone who knows their shit about magic, with enough resources, could basically do all the bullshit people generally attribute to wizards in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:21:31 2015 No.14218291 >>14218278 >he's has a different opinion than me >he's a shitposter 10/cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:22:48 2015 No.14218294 >>14218287 I'm aware of those, I'm just saying he could have done better. For example: Touch the tail, make her wail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:23:00 2015 No.14218296 File: 8 KB, 256x256, 1414120958053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218287 Half Rhymes are just lazy writing excuses for authors who don't know how to write poetry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:23:38 2015 No.14218300 >>14218291 Yes very.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:23:42 2015 No.14218301 >>14218210 You're not that dude who keeps going on about how your waifu kikimora is now a blemished woman because one dude wrote a story where a kiki was a bit dom, are you? Because that's dumb. That shit is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:23:58 2015 No.14218303 File: 796 KB, 1100x1204, 1436898317704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I truly hope we get a new magical construct as the next girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:24:07 2015 No.14218304 >>14218259 I want you to stop lying about human loving vamps but looks like you ain't stopping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:24:09 2015 No.14218305 >>14218265 I know I'm going to regret this. but the closest thing that come to mind is Orange's hellhound story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:24:30 2015 No.14218306 File: 148 KB, 600x514, 1439972803536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218300 You are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:24:38 2015 No.14218308 >>14218300 Hello, how are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:24:48 2015 No.14218309 File: 851 KB, 2480x3507, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about we all take a break from arguments and enjoy some lounge? https://youtube.com/watch?v=797zoCtbvps

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:25:20 2015 No.14218310 >>14218296 I'm in the presence of greatness. Lemme get your publish works mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:26:04 2015 No.14218311 >>14218303 Celica worst girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:26:17 2015 No.14218313 >>14218300 Hey, I was wondering if you had any plans tonight. You know, if you were open of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:26:33 2015 No.14218314 >>14218301 >kikimora waifu >assuming I simply used the well known conflict as an example of that guy's hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:27:15 2015 No.14218315 >>14218300 Hey there, little Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:27:43 2015 No.14218317 >>14218301 >a bit dom >a bit >a >bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:27:53 2015 No.14218318 >>14218282 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:27:56 2015 No.14218319 >>14218303 I thought that was a R63 High Max from MMX6

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:28:32 2015 No.14218320 >>14218291 Not at all. Rather, the evidence that you're a blatant shitposter is that you said >"I can't think for myself, so here are some other examples of times I couldn't think for myself that induced shitposting!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:29:08 2015 No.14218322 >>14218305 Thanks, I think I saw it in his pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:29:50 2015 No.14218324 >>14218300 'ey babe, you 'mirin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:30:05 2015 No.14218325 File: 759 KB, 957x1022, 1439946734653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218319 That's a Minerva.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:30:10 2015 No.14218326 File: 113 KB, 663x612, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218319 >High Max >High Max >High >Max

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:30:33 2015 No.14218330 >>14218320 >the old you can't think for yourself if you don't like my headcanon You're certainly pulling out all the stops, but you are outmatched.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:31:35 2015 No.14218333 >>14218309 Man this is some decent music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:31:47 2015 No.14218334 File: 65 KB, 1000x1250, wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://i.imgur.com/oqXjI0v.jpg It's no hellhound, but it's still a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:31:49 2015 No.14218335 >>14218330 WHAT?! IS HE GONNA USE 'THAT'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:31:57 2015 No.14218336 >>14218330 >You're certainly pulling out all the stops, but you are outmatched. It's over Anon! I have the high ground!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:32:14 2015 No.14218338 >>14218317 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:33:10 2015 No.14218343 >>14218334 She looks cute, good job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:33:35 2015 No.14218348 >>14218334 Hey, it does the same reaction to my dick either way, champ

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:33:43 2015 No.14218349 >>14218330 I haven't even said anything about my headcanon. I've just said how your only argument is how "The profiles are absolut" despite how many times this has been said to be bullshit. Just quit while you're behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:33:46 2015 No.14218350 >>14218334 I dig it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:34:02 2015 No.14218353 >>14218336 >I have zero recourse so now I will pretend to be retarded You really are precious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:34:28 2015 No.14218358 >>14218305 >I know I'm going to regret this Fuck off, you know damn well what you are doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:34:38 2015 No.14218361 >>14218349 >Can't even spell "absolute" Get banned already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:35:36 2015 No.14218366 >>14218353 I haven't seen so much ad hominem out of a shitposter in a while. Mostly because I don't pay attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:35:56 2015 No.14218367 >>14218326 That was his name. And he had the best theme in the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WTTa9rskc

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:36:08 2015 No.14218369 >>14218211 Yeah. Does anyone have that picture .less drew of her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:36:43 2015 No.14218370 >>14218334 What a pathetic monster girl.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:36:45 2015 No.14218371

>>14218349
Not this thread, you certainly were bullshitting with human loving vampires last one. You're the one saying the profiles are absolute, not once have I said you CAN'T have vampires that love humans, I'm saying selling that as the norm is bullshit and you're a red faced liar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:36:48 2015 No.14218372 >>14218358 Calm down please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:37:03 2015 No.14218374 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218060 I'd apply as fast as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:37:34 2015 No.14218376 >>14218361 >Implying it wasn't deliberate It affects the pronunciation of the 'u', in such a way as to mock you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:37:53 2015 No.14218378 >>14218366 >shitposter >again Keep saying it, maybe it will become true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:38:40 2015 No.14218382 >>14218376 >I was just pretending to be retarded!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:38:52 2015 No.14218383 >>14218374 Are you sure? It's a demanding job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:39:08 2015 No.14218385 File: 121 KB, 1000x1250, Anira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also Granblue waifu >>14218343 >>14218348 >>14218350 I must keep honing my lewd skills >>14218370 I warned you bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:39:28 2015 No.14218387 >>14218367 Oh no, I know High Max. I know him all too well. I want him to rot and rust at the bottom of the ocean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:39:32 2015 No.14218388 File: 677 KB, 944x1280, 1421640835583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218309 I want to take my Anubis to this place.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:40:11 2015 No.14218391

>>14218371
Bullshit. Whenever someone talks about a vampire loving a human as of late, you've swooped in to whine about how "Vampires don't do that, evar!"

And I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with. I've been the one claiming that there is variation in individuals, and that attempting to say that vampires never love humans, which is what you have been saying, is just as idiotic as claiming it's the norm.

It doesn't matter how much you backpedal, you're the red faced liar here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:40:51 2015 No.14218393 >>14218383 Not him, but I'd at least interview any petite or loli vampires to see if any were adorable enough to put up with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:41:22 2015 No.14218396 >>14218385 More like Granbore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:41:46 2015 No.14218399 >>14218388 I want an Anubis to take me away from this awful place, and cuddle away all my worries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:42:42 2015 No.14218401 >>14218305 >Orange of all people has the closest thing. surely there's more then just him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:43:03 2015 No.14218403 >>14218396 Just like Kancolle, but what matters is the waifus

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:43:51 2015 No.14218405

>>14218391
I've swooped in yes, to correct that error. Vampire do not love humans, they love incubi. I admitted that there could be outliers last thread as well. so I have not lied. If someone said kesarans are vicious killing machines, obviously you're correct them, that's all I've been doing.
>I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with
Then you need to get a life and stop being offended on behalf of other people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:44:04 2015 No.14218408 >>14218371 >>14218391 My question to both of you is, if Vampires are so great, then how come Crimson Nobles need to drink my blood to sell me shit off the black market?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:44:49 2015 No.14218409 >>14218385 I want to shag that sheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:44:51 2015 No.14218410 >>14218383 I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:46:35 2015 No.14218417 File: 265 KB, 850x935, 1378192236878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218309 I want to perform sexual favors for her backstage.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:47:24 2015 No.14218419
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>>14218405
You've been backpedaling all night long.

Just quit assuming that people are talking about all vampires when they're talking about the special snowflake that loves them regardless of their being an incubi or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:48:39 2015 No.14218423 >>14218401 Outside of >>14218280 I don't know. I guess were stuck with Orange until somebody else rises above the Domfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:49:30 2015 No.14218425 File: 69 KB, 762x425, 1401774404192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these invisible posts Those filters are being put to good use. With which monstergirl would you like to cuddle tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:49:31 2015 No.14218426 File: 122 KB, 1920x1080, underwear crisis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires are lewd. LEWD!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:50:14 2015 No.14218430

>>14218410
You have to wear a butler outfit with shorts. It's something more out of a fetish video then a work outfit. Of course you'll have to let her drink from you as well, so get used to feeling woozy and tired. Oh, and she might sometimes get a bit frisky and ask you to entertain her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:50:16 2015 No.14218431 >>14218425 Kitsune. I'm a sucker for those fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:50:19 2015 No.14218432 >>14218425 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:50:45 2015 No.14218434 >>14218425 Yeti. Best season approaches

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:50:48 2015 No.14218435 >>14218425 Lamias. Preferably >>14218309.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:51:00 2015 No.14218436 >>14218425 All the snakes in the pit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:51:25 2015 No.14218439 Vampire haters are confirmedto be shitposting retards.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:51:40 2015 No.14218440

>>14218423
What was Orange's story?

Unless it's his, I recall one Hellhound story involving a guy getting dragged to hell by one due to an error, and basically wound up in limbo. So he moved in with the Hellhound. No real dom overtones to it...but it never went anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:51:57 2015 No.14218441 File: 27 KB, 506x316, 12032035_10153669753569439_585819471516524872_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218419 >still being offended for other people Or I'll keep doing what I'm been doing and give no fucks about, whatever THIS, is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:52:26 2015 No.14218443 >>14218425 Something fluffy, like a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:52:26 2015 No.14218444 >>14218425 >actually having filters What a fucking baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:52:29 2015 No.14218445 >>14218425 Yeti and hellhound, inside a wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:52:41 2015 No.14218446 >>14218425 >People actually use filters Jesus how pathetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:52:58 2015 No.14218447 >>14218393 Blonde Loli Vampires are a best. Gothic Lolita Dress preferences optional, but nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:53:33 2015 No.14218450 >>14218432 >Hides the stubs of people fighting over inane stuff >He's the bad guy Not him, but I just like monstergirls of all kinds. No need for pointless talk about who loves you or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:54:00 2015 No.14218454 >>14218441 So you'll continue to get offended at exactly nothing. Great. Keep up with your shitpostin'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:54:49 2015 No.14218456 >>14218450 You're an obnoxious faggot, that's what you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:55:20 2015 No.14218459 >>14218454 >STILL being offended for other people

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:55:50 2015 No.14218460 >>14218425 A loli Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:55:58 2015 No.14218461 >>14218425 Huh, I should use filters too, sounds like a good way of self-moderation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:56:43 2015 No.14218464 >>14218430 That's it? No problem. >And ask you to entertain her How exactly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:57:01 2015 No.14218466 >>14218461 Maybe you should have said that to yourself instead of shitposting. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:57:14 2015 No.14218468 >>14218456 >Don't take part in shitposting or arguments >You're obnoxious Like I said, I just like monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:57:45 2015 No.14218469 >>14218461 >people from /a/ never use filters Ignorance is bliss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:58:03 2015 No.14218470 >>14218466 How am I shitposting, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:59:00 2015 No.14218472 >>14218425 I'll hug a Yeti until she nuzzles her messy, ruffled hair into my chest

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:59:42 2015 No.14218475 >>14218468 >makes a post boasting about the use of a site feature >thinly veils it to make the post monster girl related >not obnoxious.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:59:55 2015 No.14218476

>>14218440
That's not his, though it is good to know there is more.

Orange's story was part of his "roulette" thing, some fucker gets 3 hellhounds in his house and the like him for not being a pussy or something like that. I can't remember and I'm too tired to re-read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:59:56 2015 No.14218477 >>14218456 >>14218454 >>14218466 >le everyone but me is shitposting meme epin

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:00:10 2015 No.14218479 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, 1444409814247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is .less still doing his alphabet thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:01:15 2015 No.14218482 >>14218464 Massaging her, molesting the maid while she watches, and if you're lucky she might let you might your tongue to good use.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:01:42 2015 No.14218483 >>14218479 Man, Charon is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:02:26 2015 No.14218485 >>14218477 Maybe he's/they're upset that people will wise up and won't pay attention to his/their funposts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:02:44 2015 No.14218487 >>14218477 Go back to /v/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:02:45 2015 No.14218488 >>14218475 I did say I'm not that guy, right? We can contest it may have been obnoxious, but it's not me, certainly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:04:51 2015 No.14218492 >>14218476 Not him, but thanks for putting that up. Got a nice reminder of that talk I had here about what one considers "Evil".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:05:23 2015 No.14218494 >>14218482 >molesting the maid while she watches I only have eyes for my misstress. But it's an order from her. I feel conflicted

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:06:14 2015 No.14218497 File: 875 KB, 1468x2602, D+is+for+Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218479

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:07:33 2015 No.14218500 >>14218482 >cuckpire

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:07:36 2015 No.14218501 >>14218497 And now, it's time for Echidnas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:07:45 2015 No.14218502 File: 371 KB, 985x733, 1430788542312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218497 SHE'S CUTE~

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:09:44 2015 No.14218507 >>14218497 Because of those straps, the hips look weird, gives the impression they're really thin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:10:37 2015 No.14218514 >>14218492 How did you get to talking about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:12:20 2015 No.14218520 >>14218497 Why would Ilothe need to cover her dragon legs when her scales are already tough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:13:11 2015 No.14218522 >>14218494 Well if it upsets you, you can always do a private show for her instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:16:28 2015 No.14218533 >>14218514 The MC in Orange's thing had a bitch ex girlfriend that try's to screw him over to progress her carer. Myself and another anon started talking on how one could determine her actions as evil or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:19:30 2015 No.14218542 >>14218497 I like the direction your art's been going in lately man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:23:49 2015 No.14218558 File: 122 KB, 560x575, GolgoFace.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Come back from work >Two OPs >One doesn't even have the title Is this what it's like when I'm not around? Christ /mgt/ this is not that hard. Get your shit together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:24:28 2015 No.14218559 >multiple shitposts >Beast attention whoring Its Wednesday as usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:25:31 2015 No.14218565 >>14218425 Hellhound. I want to feel her warm skin pressed against mine while she nuzzles me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:27:04 2015 No.14218571 >>14218522 Gladly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:27:12 2015 No.14218572 >>14218559 Speaking of which, we getting a new recruit this week?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:28:00 2015 No.14218574 >>14218497 .less I want to marry you! I want to make you my Alp and lock you in a basement!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:29:23 2015 No.14218579 File: 1.31 MB, 2390x1000, 51304608_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2825156 They're on the hunt for admirals/husbands, and they've spotted you. What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:31:06 2015 No.14218584 >>14218579 Define "husband".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:31:07 2015 No.14218585 >>14218579 Eh, I guess I'll take them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:31:11 2015 No.14218586 >>14218559 Seriously? Beast tends to turn up during the "UK dead hours" and that doesn't kick off for another 5 hours. Are we going to call every conversation about him attention whoring?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:31:26 2015 No.14218588 >>14218579 I'm already married, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:31:44 2015 No.14218591 >>14218520 Super heated armor = flamming thighs = better kicks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:36:19 2015 No.14218595 >>14218586 Until he learns to fuck off and die, then yes I will. I Don't care about if he's "calmed down" or some of his works are "okay" he needs to fuck himself to death with the oranges he loves so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:36:21 2015 No.14218596 I want to conduct mad science, engineer powerful technology, develop great magics, and concoct potent alchemy with a Lich!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:37:24 2015 No.14218598 >>14218596 Fuck up your spoilers did you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:38:19 2015 No.14218602 >>14218595 Is there a problem I don't know about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:39:12 2015 No.14218603 >>14218579 Act shy. Maybe flex a little. Don't care about that game one way or the other but I'm a slut for abyssal girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:40:26 2015 No.14218604 >>14218603 >Don't care about that game one way or the other but I'm a slut for abyssal girls. Exactly the same way, if I could play as an abyssal admiral I'd probably actually get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:41:00 2015 No.14218607 >>14218596 >conduct mad science You mean sex. >engineer powerful technology For fucking. >develop great magics For fucking. >concoct potent alchemy For aphrodisiacs. >with a Lich For fucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:43:07 2015 No.14218617 >>14218607 Liches are not for sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:44:37 2015 No.14218619 >>14218617 Do you enjoy being a faggot or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:45:04 2015 No.14218621 >>14218602 Not to my knowledge. He's just trying to restart shit we dealt with 2 weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:45:05 2015 No.14218622 >>14218617 Yeah you're right, they don't deserve it. Just like how they don't deserve a husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:45:57 2015 No.14218625 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel bad for wanting to fuck a tard sometimes. But then I remember that ass won't quit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:46:35 2015 No.14218626 >>14218603 >>14218604 I don't like it because I'm a huge history nerd and all of the most badass ships in the pacific war were in the USN, not the IJN, but the game maker is too much of a buttblasted jap to put allied ship girls in the game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:47:38 2015 No.14218628 >>14218625 ...but they aren't tards. Simple minded != retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:48:17 2015 No.14218631 File: 18 KB, 323x314, 1444453856997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218617 You wot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:48:51 2015 No.14218632 >>14218625 >>14218628 Oh god no haven't we had enough shitposting for today?! Please don't start with this crap too...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:50:12 2015 No.14218633 >>14218628 It's exactly the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:51:17 2015 No.14218635 >>14218625 She isn't really a tard. Tards have malfunctioning brains. Her brain isn't very powerful but it works fine. Like, a tard is a car with bad spark plugs and no radiator. A wurm is a scooter in good repair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:51:17 2015 No.14218636 >>14218602 If its about that orange faggot no leaving, then yes.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:51:18 2015 No.14218637 [DELETED]

>>14218617
Liches are for sex! Mindblowing, unforgettable except when specifically erased from your memory so that you can experience it again sex, fuel by ridiculous amounts of drugs, and magic, and I don't know how, but also apparently technology if the other anons are to be believed! Don't be dismissive of the pleasure a Lich can grant!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:51:30 2015 No.14218639 >>14218626 Anon that's you're own fault for thinking a Jap wont be extremely nationalistic to the point of retardation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:52:21 2015 No.14218642 File: 311 KB, 1088x1050, lY5iT3u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218635 I know that is how it works. I was just trying to make a bad joke I guess. I would maintain the fuck out of that scooter though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:53:30 2015 No.14218645 >>14218633 Right? Simpleton=slow wit=tard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:53:46 2015 No.14218647 >>14218637 >fuel by ridiculous amounts of drugs, and magic What garbage monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:54:04 2015 No.14218648 >>14218635 >>14218642 Hey, they're great fun as long as no-one catches you riding it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:54:47 2015 No.14218650 >>14218647 Then what's your idea of a good time anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:55:06 2015 No.14218651 >>14218636 Who the fuck is orange? Jeremiah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:55:53 2015 No.14218653 File: 156 KB, 484x536, wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218648 So is boning a Wurm the MG equivalent of banging a fat chick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:56:18 2015 No.14218654 >>14218650 Not being married to a monster girl so I can spend my nights playing video games and shitposting here. I don't want my life to change one bit if monster girls were real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:57:25 2015 No.14218658 >>14218586 I wont, I've had nice talks with him and he doesn't push his shit down our throats. Don't listen to>>14218559 and >>14218595 just let them rot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:58:12 2015 No.14218661 >>14218653 Banging a retard is way worse than banging a fat chick. Banging a fat retard, by the gods...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:58:40 2015 No.14218662 >>14218637 >I don't know how, but also apparently technology Anon, have you ever heard of transhumanism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:00:16 2015 No.14218666 File: 261 KB, 500x707, tumblr_ncnd6wh1bl1spr6cmo1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218603 same here Seaport is the only oni type monster girl I've ever actually liked

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:01:08 2015 No.14218667 Anon, you're forgetting something vital here. Fat people are retarded as a prerequisite. There are thin retards, but there are not non-retarded fat people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:01:26 2015 No.14218668 >>14218651 Iron "look at my shitty work" beast. that faggot his here everyday posting links to his shit, and then spouts crap about golems and orange juice. People like him need to die inn a fire. fuck him and the people that like him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:03:46 2015 No.14218675 You're a bunch of idiots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:04:13 2015 No.14218676 >>14218667 I myself am a large man large enough to get "error" on electric scales and I don't consider myself retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:04:31 2015 No.14218678 >>14218675 Go away Mono.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:04:56 2015 No.14218679 File: 1.30 MB, 500x281, baboom.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218626 Wasn't the Battle of Midway also fucked over heavily in the animu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:05:15 2015 No.14218681 >>14218667 >flatchest loving lolitards are retarded It all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:05:35 2015 No.14218683 >>14218676 Don't engage this argument. It will never end well for anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:05:52 2015 No.14218684 >>14218676 Big as in "Crashing this plane" or as in fat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:06:12 2015 No.14218685 >>14218675 I'm fattered to have you in my company, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:06:31 2015 No.14218687 >>14218675 If I pull on your tail will you go "Kyaa~"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:06:50 2015 No.14218688 >>14218679 Holy shit I need to watch this. Wasn't there an upcoming thing that was like Kancolle but with kitchen appliances?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:06:57 2015 No.14218689 >>14218684 fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:07:03 2015 No.14218690 >>14218687 What tail?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:07:15 2015 No.14218691

>>14218676
Fuck off fatty. At least I could put my penis in cute fat monster girls. Fat males are the worst.

If you're not skinny or at least muscle then the best girl you could hope for are Alps and Matangos. Maybe a Cait Sith but only a fat house cat one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:07:52 2015 No.14218693 >>14218662 >Transhumanist Lich MG This worries and intrigue me greatly, because it seems like something a Lich would do, to the point that I kind of want to write something about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:09:40 2015 No.14218694 >>14218654 Let me rephrase the question then anon. What monster girl do you think is 'good' as relative to the Lich's 'bad'?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:10:29 2015 No.14218695 >>14218675 Teto, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:10:39 2015 No.14218696 File: 166 KB, 598x960, 98bbb8923d34bbde7c582cb17eadbe96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218691 >You will never be the cute skinny boy toy for a chubby tanuki businesswoman

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:10:55 2015 No.14218697 >>14218691 Anon calm down, breathe deeply. Remember your sessions with the therapist and try not to have another outburst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:11:45 2015 No.14218699 >>14218637 >Amnesiac sex I had no idea I had this fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:11:58 2015 No.14218700 >>14218691 Doesn't MG magic change you into the ideal partner for your waifu? Plus I am sure plenty of MG have fatty fetishes. Captcha: rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:12:19 2015 No.14218701 >>14218668 Calm down, He doesn't deserve the hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:14:10 2015 No.14218704 >>14218696 Good boyim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:14:55 2015 No.14218707 >>14218694 Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:15:07 2015 No.14218709 >>14218696 I know that pain anon. Now I'm reminded of a doujin that actually had a chubby tanuki. Not a businesswoman, but still. I'm pissed that it's not properly translated either, give me a second to find it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:15:34 2015 No.14218710
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>>14218697
>Implying I'm mad
Do you take every post seriously? Besides, I'm not the one who gets out of breath walking to the other side of the room, why would I be mad?

>>14218700
>Plus I am sure plenty of MG have fatty fetishes.
Yeah, ones you probably wouldn't like. And besides just because one might have a fat hairy NEET fetish doesn't mean they like you on a personal level and see you as someone they could build an emotional bond with and spend the rest of their life together with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:16:27 2015 No.14218712 >>14218696 Get the fuck out. Seriously. Enough with this fatshit cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:16:31 2015 No.14218713 >>14218710 I like your bait, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:17:02 2015 No.14218716 >>14218691 Alps don't need to settle for fatties, not when there's people in this thread that want to snatch them up by the truckloads for harems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:17:26 2015 No.14218717 >>14218713 >bait This word has lost all meaning now.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:18:10 2015 No.14218720

>>14218710
>Spoiler
Das deep anon. And you're right. Monster Girls wouldn't not like me because I'm fat. They'd dislike me because I have self-confidence in the negative values, an inferiority complex, a self-hatred streak a mile wide, and a mentality that is entirely based around blaming myself for whenever anything happens that's bad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:18:59 2015 No.14218723 >>14218654 >I'm here to shitpost Is this was bannable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:19:06 2015 No.14218724 >>14218716 What if the alps are the fatties?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:19:06 2015 No.14218725 >>14218709 Found it. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/845587/c41183da7a/ Anyone know if anyone's planning on translating this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:19:33 2015 No.14218726 File: 267 KB, 700x1274, 1410385828869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >If you pay for a first-class voyage across the River Styx, Charon is contractually obliged to wear a bunny outfit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:20:49 2015 No.14218727 >>14218637 How would any of that actually improve the sex in any meaningful capacity? The drugs I can see, because aphrodisiacs and all that, but really, how would magic and technology improve your sex? I want an explanation here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:20:58 2015 No.14218730 >>14218724 Well, there's at least a certain somebody who's into that, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:21:14 2015 No.14218731 >>14218724 >Be fatass >Hated by everyone >Decide to end it all >Accidentally alp in suicide attempt >Suddenly get marriage/harem/sex offers >itsaliving.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:22:20 2015 No.14218733 >>14218726 She's going to be covered in so much yogurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:22:22 2015 No.14218734 >>14218679 I didn't watch it so I couldn't say. I'm curious but I know I'll be disappointed.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:22:33 2015 No.14218735
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"Oh... you're going to spend the day outside... in the sunlight. That's... neat. I hope you have lots of fun! No no, it's all right. I'll just wait right here in the mansion for your return. You are... coming back, right? I don't think I could take another one hundred years of loneliness."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:23:17 2015 No.14218737 >>14218727 When you can feel yourself having sex with you lich waifu in multiple universes while time travailing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:23:45 2015 No.14218739 >>14218693 That sounds dumb, you're dumb. I'd read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:24:17 2015 No.14218740 File: 24 KB, 237x364, 1399165858296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218733 It's a living.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:24:33 2015 No.14218741 >>14218735 Why would I ever go outside?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:24:52 2015 No.14218742 >>14218735 >and he never returned, fucking off with his superior matango wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:24:57 2015 No.14218744 File: 499 KB, 868x1228, 52521243_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218735 >not calling Shinobu by name What's wrong, are you scared to bring her in? Or are you just being rude?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:25:38 2015 No.14218745 >>14218742 Now you're just being silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:25:43 2015 No.14218746 >>14218739 Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:25:58 2015 No.14218748 >>14218060 Been a while since OP fucked up. >>14216632 What about magic robutts? What's the difference between a robutt girl and a golem girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:26:11 2015 No.14218749 >>14218735 I wanna kiss her on the forehead and assure her I'm just going out to buy groceries. I'm gonna cuddle her so hard when I get back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:26:12 2015 No.14218750 >>14218740 Charon's the type of girl whose eyes would go really wide if you kissed her isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:26:36 2015 No.14218752 File: 202 KB, 650x674, lewd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shark teeth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:27:28 2015 No.14218755 File: 557 KB, 800x1100, 1441085054328.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218745 Yeah but that ass tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:27:55 2015 No.14218757 >>14218735 >>14218744 I prefer Shinoboobs. >>14218752 Yes please. Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:28:50 2015 No.14218759 >>14218757 >Spoiler Don't! That's exactly what he wants!

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:30:00 2015 No.14218761
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>>14218750
Probably, usually guys would flirt with her or might cop a feel under her robes.

But if you just pulled her in for a deep, passionate kiss she would be a bit surprised.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:32:25 2015 No.14218768
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>>14218735
>2015
>Not abandoning vampires like the leeches they are

Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life with a woman that talks down to you, bites you every day, and is far smarter/stronger/more influential than you will ever be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:33:35 2015 No.14218771 >>14218768 No to the first unless she was just teasing, but yes to the other two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:35:13 2015 No.14218777 >>14218735 I want to leave a vampire for a dhampir and watch her waste away like the cunt she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:36:03 2015 No.14218779 File: 14 KB, 632x562, sssss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218724 >>14218730 Is it any of you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:37:18 2015 No.14218781 https://i.imgur.com/iHdicnI.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:37:34 2015 No.14218782 >>14218777 There's a cunt, but it's not her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:38:29 2015 No.14218784 >>14218779 Naw, I don't make posts about chubby alp senpai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:38:45 2015 No.14218785 >>14218781 I hope that guy keeps making lewd webms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:39:14 2015 No.14218786 >>14218768 yes that is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:39:55 2015 No.14218790 >>14218761 I really want to make Charon my wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:40:05 2015 No.14218791 >>14218781 Oh dear

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:40:41 2015 No.14218792 >>14218782 Cry more over the unattended grave of the parasite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:41:06 2015 No.14218793 >>14218781 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:42:37 2015 No.14218796 >>14218792 I'll be crying in joy when she asks me to marry her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:43:05 2015 No.14218797 File: 209 KB, 750x733, 1434423769677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mindflayers are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:44:14 2015 No.14218800 >>14218796 >vampire >marrying a human Then Thud Incucock came along and left you with your dick in your hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:44:14 2015 No.14218801 >>14218797 That they are. I want to ruffle their tentacle hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:44:33 2015 No.14218803 >>14218793 That's masturbation you blind fool. There's a webm where Rachnee uses her webs to make Lala deepthroat Kimihito.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:45:39 2015 No.14218806 >>14218800 Then she'll just have to train me to be an Incubus worthy of marrying her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:46:24 2015 No.14218809 File: 194 KB, 535x724, No love for dykes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218781

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:47:04 2015 No.14218810 >>14218800 ...are shitposters moving on from Succubi to Vampires now? Fuck that noise, as I love both species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:47:42 2015 No.14218813 >>14218806 But she won't. Because she's the cunt I left, so she won't want your dick. Thanks KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:49:33 2015 No.14218815 >>14218803 I don't suppose you could share that? For science, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:50:17 2015 No.14218816 >>14218813 Maybe the reason she didn't want you is because you were the jerk that ended up leaving her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:50:57 2015 No.14218818 >>14218797 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4U0vG2bxy0 I like to think that the Mindflayer shares trait with the Vampire Squid, like the low metabolism and relatively weak muscles

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:51:08 2015 No.14218820 >>14218803 What, is she bent over herself and eating her own pussy out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:51:25 2015 No.14218822 I want to get into fights with other guys after we shittalk each other and their monstergirl waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:52:20 2015 No.14218825 >>14218816 >I left her >she didn't want me So white knights are indeed retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:52:31 2015 No.14218826 >>14218818 A loli Mindflayer would look great in aquatic Vampire gear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:54:16 2015 No.14218829 >>14218822 YOUR WAIFU A SHIIIIIIT WITH A GAPING VAGINA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:54:37 2015 No.14218830 >>14218825 I was saying you would seem like a jerk that would refuse to try to like her and abandon her at the first chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:55:13 2015 No.14218832 >>14218735 Wanna try some sunscreen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:55:42 2015 No.14218833 >>14218800 Cuckposter pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:57:02 2015 No.14218836 >>14218830 >bitch kidnaps you and treats you like a servant and blood dispenser >nyeee why don't you try to like her? Laughing Lich king.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:57:20 2015 No.14218837 >>14218810 It seems that way, I bet he is that yurifag from a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:58:20 2015 No.14218839 >>14218815 http://gelbooru.com//images/17/8d/178d8c0dc9fb8756629e8a1dee0753ee.webm And when I say "deepthroat" I mean it as literally as possible. >>14218820 She's a Dullahan anon. Her head's detachable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:58:33 2015 No.14218841 >>14218735 You'll be fine if you wear a full-body latex gimpsuit, right? And the leash attached to it is just there so you can feel me near you, it's dark in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:58:49 2015 No.14218842 >>14218836 You clearly don't see the romance in the situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 00:59:24 2015 No.14218845 >>14218839 Link is broken yo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:01:13 2015 No.14218851 >>14218842 Because I'm not fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:01:59 2015 No.14218853 >>14218822 That could be fun, but that could also be incredibly dangerous, hurting a MG's husband is the path to the bad end You better marry a powerful MG who will protect you if you're gonna do this kind of stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:02:25 2015 No.14218856 >>14218833 That is not what he's saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:02:33 2015 No.14218857 >>14218851 >stupid Either way, you definitely have a stick up your ass 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:02:51 2015 No.14218859 >>14218841 Shit anon, that's too lewd.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:03:28 2015 No.14218860

>>14218845
Damn it. Just go on Gelbooru and look up "tekuteku_(yuuhodou)" It should be the second one.
And like I said. Take "Deepthroat" as literal as possible.
It's made me want him to make more of Rachnee using bondage to make the other girls fuck Kimihito.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:03:47 2015 No.14218863 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1419813388047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to molest the Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:04:23 2015 No.14218864 >>14218856 It is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:04:52 2015 No.14218865 >>14218857 Cry more as I torment vampire Lolis dressed as Van Hellsing and beat their ass with a fish in a sock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:06:43 2015 No.14218870 >>14218860 Oh wow, that's not what I was expecting even based on what you said. Hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:06:55 2015 No.14218871 >>14218864 He's right, it's not what I meant, now Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:07:04 2015 No.14218872 >>14218860 More funny than hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:07:08 2015 No.14218873 >>14218865 >Trying to beat up people with a fish inside of a sock If somebody told me the sock they were trying to beat me with had a fish in it, I'd steal the fish and cook it. Fucking wasteful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:07:10 2015 No.14218874 >>14218781 Where'd you get this longer version from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:07:46 2015 No.14218879 >>14218865 I'd rather feed a vampire loli the blood of a hathorite so she gets nice and soft. Then no one can take her seriously!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:08:14 2015 No.14218882 >>14218871 Shh, you leave and take your cuck fantasies with you, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:08:31 2015 No.14218883 >>14218874 Reddit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:09:39 2015 No.14218888 >>14218882 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:09:44 2015 No.14218889 Man I just marathoned 'The Three Wurms' I think when they replaced Laura for Sheena things went downhill

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:11:35 2015 No.14218891 >>14218888 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:11:50 2015 No.14218892 >>14218883 Gonna have to give me a little more than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:13:18 2015 No.14218897 >>14218883 Its not even the fact that its there, its the fact that its not on gelbooru or the artist's pixiv, but that its there and nowhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:13:28 2015 No.14218898 >>14218892 The monster girl subreddit. It is mostly shit but on occasion some nice things pop up.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:14:36 2015 No.14218899
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>>14218851
Just think of it. To be captured from your home and thrust into a dark castle! To meet the cold and aloof mistress and told that she's had he eye on you for a while you were chosen to be her manservant! Being with her, helping her throughout the day and getting to know her well. Having her bite into your neck and feel your body shudder in unworldly pleasure as she drains your blood in the ultimate act of intimacy! Seeing her grow more fond of you as time goes on, her cold shell starting to show cracks. She attempts to get closer to you, asking you about your life, eating dinner with you, even allowing you to bathe her and e her marvelous porcelain body! then of course, as your transformation to incubus continues , she'll allow you access to her bedchambers, where she will teach you the art of truly pleasuring a woman. By the time you are a full incubus, you'll be married and have a beautiful wedding and live in the castle and have darling children and live happily ever after!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:16:24 2015 No.14218903 >>14218899 Eh, I'd rather just have a moderately wealthy tanuki and snuggle with her and the kids on the couch as we eat pizza and watch Wurm Wrasslin' on TV

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:17:17 2015 No.14218904 >>14218903 That's good as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:17:36 2015 No.14218905 >>14218903 I want to Wurm wrassle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:18:16 2015 No.14218908 >>14218781 Are there more of these? I'm going to need to study them, thoroughly

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:19:52 2015 No.14218911 >>14218899 >her cold shell starting to show cracks I don't care how cliche this is. I still love this form of character development.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:20:01 2015 No.14218912 Help, I really want to dick a mother and a daughter, but doing it with my own child is a bit too much, and there's no way I'll take used goods as a partner, what can I do? Is it there some item/potion I can use?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:20:43 2015 No.14218914 >>14218898 Damn, would have thought there would be a higher quality webm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:20:51 2015 No.14218915 >>14218905 Better start with a loli. A full grown wurm can shatter a man's ribs with a casual swipe of the tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:20:53 2015 No.14218916 File: 2.95 MB, 1555x2175, Vampire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to dump a vampire on her birthday and send her videos of me plowing far more attractive monster girls, in the sunlight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:21:34 2015 No.14218918 >>14218912 Ask a mindflayer to take away the grossness of dicking the daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:22:07 2015 No.14218919 >>14218912 clone your wife and give the clone a lolifying potion maybe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:22:47 2015 No.14218920 >>14218899 And then I stake her and fuck off into the sunset with a dhampir riding a centaur. Then we have tea and crumpets with the centaur's husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:22:47 2015 No.14218921 New T-Rex Chapter: https://raptorscans.wordpress.com/2015/10/14/t-rex-na-kanojo-chapter-16/ Poor Kram. Girl needs love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:24:17 2015 No.14218922 >>14218916 Now this nigga knows what's up.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:24:31 2015 No.14218923

>You'll never be a starving little boy on the cold winter streets.
>You'll never be found, huddled up and freezing, by a Vampire girl your age who quickly starts screaming for her mother.
>You'll never see an older vampire and two zombies sprinting up to the vampire girl before blacking out.
>You'll never wake up in a fancy warm bed
>You'll never survey your surroundings quickly before turning around and seeing the vampire girl sitting at the side of your bed.
>Her face will never light up with a gleeful smile before she says "You're alive!" and jumps onto the bed to hug you.
>The older vampire will never walk into the room and explain that she saved your life and that her daughter hasn't left your side for almost a day while you slept.
>She'll never offer you a job to keep you off the cold streets, even saying she'll pay you and give you room and board.
>She'll never explain that the job is being her daughter's butler.
>The younger vampire will never be the friendliest, most affectionate mistress ever.
>She'll never squeal at how cute you look in your newly tailored tuxedo.
>She'll never drag you around places and play hide-and-seek with you.
>She'll never take you with her when she goes to bed and cuddle you all night.
>You'll never grow up together, and she'll never get very attached to you, almost depending on your companionship.
>Her mother will never explain that she's set up an arranged marriage for her daughter when she turns 18.
>Your mistress will never throw a fit and hold you close while loudly confessing her love to you and that she won't accept anyone other than you.
>Her mother will never say "Good, I was setting you up with him in the first place."
>She'll never grin while her daughter pounds her fists against her ineffectually and yells at her for scaring her like that.
>You'll never marry a Vampire Ojou-sama who's your childhood friend.
God fucking damn it, why was I born in a dimension without monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:24:56 2015 No.14218925 >>14218916 >>14218920 You guys are just bad. I hope you get vampires that are into cuddling

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:25:29 2015 No.14218927 >>14218915 I want to see a loli wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:25:44 2015 No.14218930 >>14218912 You can't? At least not by MGE's rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:25:49 2015 No.14218931 >>14218899 >Vampire comes to your room >Nervously telling you that she plans to have you join her for dinner tonight >She tries to maintain eye contact as she says it, but can't >Ultimately leaving and telling you 'it's not a request.' I could dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:26:03 2015 No.14218932 >>14218923 Thank god this will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:26:51 2015 No.14218933 >>14218916 >Houtengeki will never draw MGE girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:27:37 2015 No.14218935 >>14218923 And then the hallucination cause by blood loss ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:28:12 2015 No.14218938 File: 200 KB, 1000x1000, 1440818761661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218923 This is comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:28:54 2015 No.14218939 >>14218923 Deredere childhood friend nobles are best girl, always.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:29:08 2015 No.14218940 >>14218925 So do I. If they're intent on cuddling me I can stake themeasier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:29:31 2015 No.14218942 >>14218923 That does all sound sublime, anon. Situations like that simply tickle me in all the right places. But yes, we can't have nice things. We were born in a simple world which we do not understand, and where good things just don't happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:30:06 2015 No.14218943 >>14218923 >wanting a mistress >ever You don't deserve to be a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:30:26 2015 No.14218945 >>14218932 >>14218935 Why you gotta be like that anon? Why you gotta rain shit on my cute fantasy? >>14218938 Comfy things with monstergirls are the best. >>14218939 You are my comrade in good taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:30:34 2015 No.14218946 >>14218933 Good. He'd either remove all the fluffy tails, or draw them as tiny little shitty twigs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:30:47 2015 No.14218947 >>14218940 But she just wants to cuddle with her sweet little bloodbag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:31:15 2015 No.14218950 >>14218945 Your cute fantasy is shit.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:32:03 2015 No.14218952

>>14218943
If you work for a noble, especially as a butler, she's called your mistress. Just like how if you have maids, you're their master.
Besides, she's your friend first, and your mistress second.
And she'd stop being your mistress once she starts being your wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:34:50 2015 No.14218961 >>14218952 That doesn't help anything. You're still a faggot for wanting a mistress in the first place and should turn in your man card.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:35:07 2015 No.14218962
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>Vampire takes you in and dedicates herself to you
>Throw the food she had specifically crafted for you in her face
>Slap her every time she tries to bite you
>Tell her she's garbage
>Tell her how much you hate her
>Refuse to have sex with her
>Have sex with her servants while she sleeps during the day
>She finds out when you creampie a kikimora on top of her coffin and hears the pleasured moans outside the surface
>She cries softly as she touches herself and cums out of shame
>Remark how ugly she is after she wakes up
>Refuse to do things with her at night because you're up all day
>She decides to stay up during the day to be with you
>Go outside and do something else
>She can't follow you in the sunlight
>She tries to follow you in the sunlight and burns herself badly
>Laugh at how stupid she is
>Leave one morning and never return

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:35:33 2015 No.14218965

Did anyone writed a story with vampires but dracula style? You know, like the guy is visiting an old castle habitated by a lonely CC vampire, and in the night some werewolves and arachnes try to rape the guy in his bed but the lady vampire appears and tells them "It's not the time yet, go away sluts" and then blah,blah, a little more of plot and finally at the end everyone have an orgy? Can I write about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:35:55 2015 No.14218967 I want to wander the West with a Native Centaur guide!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:36:01 2015 No.14218968 >>14218962 You are an awful person y'know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:36:13 2015 No.14218969 >>14218921 Nice. If you're one of the people working on it keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:36:34 2015 No.14218971 >>14218962 But I'm not a bad guy. >>14218965 No, you don't have my permission to write about it. The lonely Vampire needs to have three Dhampir daughterus who try to rape the guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:36:58 2015 No.14218972 >>14218961 >You should never be in a situation where you are under servitude to a woman ever, ever, ever, Evar! Can't have fun for nuthin, damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:37:01 2015 No.14218973 >>14218965 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:38:14 2015 No.14218975 >>14218972 I want a Wurm to gently femdom me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:38:19 2015 No.14218977 >>14218961 How's it feel to be so insecure in your own masculinity that you still believe in "man cards"? Must be horrible. I'm going to imagine what makes me happy, and if you can't deal with that then fuck you, you can't fucking stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:38:26 2015 No.14218978 >>14218965 Go for it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:38:42 2015 No.14218979

>You will never be stolen in the night by a vampire
>You will never be forced to take care of the bitch who stole you form your family
>You will never be berated, step on, fed on, and kept locked up when not tending to your "duties"
>You will never hear the vampire's shierks of pain and terror one night
>You'll never swallow your fear and step out of your cell
>You will never see a beautiful woman standing over the vampire's corpse, and be told you are safe and can go home
>You will never choose to go with her and free more hapless fools like yourself
>You will never in time become a fighter to match any vampire
>You will never be the deadliest vampire hunting duo who strikes fear into the heart of suckheads

It hurts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:39:11 2015 No.14218980 >>14218965 Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:39:25 2015 No.14218981 File: 149 KB, 850x600, 1383964429293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218975 >Wurmdom There's no hope of escape, boya!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:40:27 2015 No.14218985 >>14218971 I don't care about Dhampirs, you write about them. >>14218973 >>14218978 >>14218980 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:40:30 2015 No.14218986 >>14218947 >bloodbag I will end her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:41:33 2015 No.14218987 >>14218962 I want this but with an amazon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:41:33 2015 No.14218988 >>14218961 >man card Sounds like something an Alp would have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:41:50 2015 No.14218990 File: 639 KB, 1184x756, Dumpire wa shock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218979 >>14218962 Am I sensing some animosity here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:42:22 2015 No.14218992 >>14218981 That is a nice image

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:42:45 2015 No.14218993 File: 133 KB, 1000x1000, 1402971237592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop bullying the Vampires. Anyways, it's October. Show some Halloween spirit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:42:58 2015 No.14218994 >>14218979 yfw she turns out to be a dhampir?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:43:25 2015 No.14218996
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>>14218988
How dare you! This card clearly proves me to be a man, and by process of elimination, not an Alp! What an unmanly thing it is, to question the Man Card! YOU'RE AN ALP! GET HER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:43:45 2015 No.14218997 >niggas wanting to be women... >making light of man cards

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:43:55 2015 No.14218999 >>14218988 >I-I'm not an Alp, s-see my man card!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:44:56 2015 No.14219002 File: 202 KB, 900x750, 1444801496005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218993 Miia's got her outfit ready. She's a spooky Hydra.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:44:57 2015 No.14219003 >>14218994 Who, the rescuer, that's the good end you fool. I'd also be fine with a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:45:04 2015 No.14219004 >>14218997 This place is full of betas who would lick the boots of a monster girl, what do you except?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:45:40 2015 No.14219005 >>14219003 Yes. Your rescuer turns out to be a Dhampir. How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:46:00 2015 No.14219006 >>14218993 Vampires are dumb, smelly, snooty pieces of shit and the only thing they're good for is being beheaded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:46:35 2015 No.14219007 >>14219004 What's it feel like to have such a fragile masculinity that the mere act of licking a boot would castrate you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:46:40 2015 No.14219008 >>14218997 >>14219004 >Bawww, they are making fun of my man card

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:46:59 2015 No.14219009 >What a bunch of beta bitches >I bet that they don't even have man cards >Virgin loooosers >I'd never let a Monster Girl Dom me, that's gay! Well fuck. Weekend started real early it seems...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:47:12 2015 No.14219010 >>14219005 I marry her. Where the crap have you been the last two hours?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:47:43 2015 No.14219012 >>14219004 Whining is for girls, give me that man card, you don't deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:48:26 2015 No.14219014 >>14219004 A lowdown shame it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:49:12 2015 No.14219015 >>14219009 >bitchboy trying to act tough My sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:49:20 2015 No.14219016 >>14219010 Alright. I was just making sure you weren't some "Since she's a monster, I kill her" faggot.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:49:27 2015 No.14219017 [SPOILER]

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>>14219009
I think that guy could'nt make the hellhound thing stick, so he moved on to Vampires instead.
Which is dumb, because everyone who has read Karin knows Vampires a cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:49:35 2015 No.14219019 >>14219004 Tantrums on Indian picture visualization forums aren't a great way to show your manliness, anon.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:49:48 2015 No.14219020
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>>14218993
Vampires are the loneliest monster girl race to exist. Bullying them is like plucking a petal from a rose, delicately destroying it's formless beauty as if it stood for eternity, but turned to be just as frail as everything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:50:31 2015 No.14219024 File: 285 KB, 702x917, Ohohoho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Silly arguments, these.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:50:50 2015 No.14219025 >>14219015 >Internet Tough Guy who doesn't get why 3DPD won't bow to him, and has to smack his 2D waifu around instead k

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:51:14 2015 No.14219028 >>14219024 Dark Elves are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:51:51 2015 No.14219032 >>14219020 Shalltear stuffs her bra! >>14219028 I know you are, but what am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:51:59 2015 No.14219033 Let me get this straight, the alps are using man cards to hide between us? When will they be stopped?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:52:16 2015 No.14219034

>>14218979
>Be in your vampire mistress's bed for her feeding
>She gently bites your neck stating that you're almost ready to be hers
>Suddenly the door is kicked down by some blond girl how is shrieking her head off about defeating the full demon
>Get up to ask her to leave, only to be called a mindbroken slave and pushed to the side
>The girl corners the vampire and stabs her with her rapier while spitting out some really hurtful word
>She finally stops and turns to you
>"My work here is down M'Lord" she says as he tips her hat and leaves
>Rush up to your crying mistress
>She gets down on her knees and says she'll follow any order that you give her, even cry in the mud and sell everything she has, as long as you stop hurting her
>She never returns to the confident and powerful woman that you fell for .

Dhampirs are stupid!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:52:17 2015 No.14219035 >>14219020 Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:52:22 2015 No.14219036 >>14218968 I share your opinion as well good sir, especially since he used a picture of Seras, who in my opinion, is one of the cutest vampires ever and is easily waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:53:03 2015 No.14219040 >>14219025 Bitchboy please, shouldn't you be tending to your shitty mistress by now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:53:13 2015 No.14219041 >>14219024 Indeed. I don't like Dark Elves, though. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the shitposter, I just get vibes from her that she's gonna tie me up and tickle my feet with a feather for hours. I don't like being tickled, I'm very vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:53:20 2015 No.14219042 >>14219024 >you will never have a necklace made of knife ears

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:53:26 2015 No.14219043 >>14219033 I don't think Alps would be this malevolent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:53:31 2015 No.14219044 >>14218986 But your blood is so tasty and sweet and warm. You ruined any other blood for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:55:06 2015 No.14219050 >>14219034 You forgot the part where the righteous dhampir cleanses the world of another suckhead and her mindbroken slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:56:15 2015 No.14219055 >>14219044 Tough shit, the only thing she'll get form me is hard, pointy wood and I don't mean my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:56:31 2015 No.14219058 File: 463 KB, 791x1010, 1398671458579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219041 You just wanted me to post this image, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:56:56 2015 No.14219059 >>14219050 You mean murder an innocent woman?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:57:07 2015 No.14219061
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>>14219020
>you will never be raised by a lonely CC Countess as her husband
>you will never learn that she gradually developed moderate separation anxiety issues during the period of time she raised you as her son
>you will never cuddle with her, and remind her that you'll always be by her side in the comfort of your Undead Kingdom abode

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:57:08 2015 No.14219062

>>14219043
>implying
This was their plan all along.
You can't like femdom girls, ever. Alps stand no chance against girls who take what they want.
The Alp's plan is to get people to hate the more forward monstergirls by way of samefagging and slander, so she can step in and get anons for herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:57:33 2015 No.14219063 >>14219059 >vampires >innocent

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:58:19 2015 No.14219065 >>14219063 They are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:58:22 2015 No.14219066 >>14219062 But Alps love femdom, they themselves are always in control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:58:22 2015 No.14219067 >>14219058 No. Seriously, I didn't I just can't handle that shit, man. >>14219062 >>14219063 Like so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:58:59 2015 No.14219070 >>14219062 >He actually likes femdom How does it feel to have one of the shittiest fetishes on the earth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 01:59:05 2015 No.14219071 I want an alp to console all of these bullied vampires and tell them it's just a fad that will pass eventually, it's not like her situation at all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:00:10 2015 No.14219074 >>14219070 Hi shitstarter-kun, how was your vacation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:00:33 2015 No.14219075 >>14219067 >can't handle that shit, man Imagine the feeling you'll have after she helps you across that valley of fear and on to the other side. Going beyond your limits with the help of your partner is what that stuff is all about!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:00:33 2015 No.14219076 >>14219067 Leave me out of your alp conspiracy, I simply hate vampires and wish to see them all burn.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:00:44 2015 No.14219077
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O..Oh..

You really hate vampires, don't you?

You'd think people like you, who spend your time inside all day without so much as seeing the sun, would understand the nature of loneliness. The longing of wanting to share your miserable existence with another course being who just wants to be with you.

But you're just like all the rest, aren't you?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:01:27 2015 No.14219078

>>14219070
I like a bit of both, you know?
The feeling of being ridden raw by a Jinko who can't control her tempers in the full moon.
The feeling of plowing a Cockatrice after chasing after her for 10 miles and finally catching her.

I'm a man who likes a bit of everything.
Except Dwarves. They are too small.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:01:50 2015 No.14219079 >>14219077 >But you're just like all the rest, aren't you? Yep, fuck those cunts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:02:04 2015 No.14219080 >>14219065 Bullcrap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:02:11 2015 No.14219082 >>14219077 As an Alp I wish to tell you that this is just a fad that will pass eventually and not the situation at all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:03:13 2015 No.14219085 >>14219078 I like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:03:16 2015 No.14219086 >>14219078 You're a faggot, all of the MGE sub girls are absolute trash. The only good girls to dominate would be the normally dominant MGE girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:03:49 2015 No.14219088 >>14219077 >everyone is a loser neckbeard meme Just for that, I'm desecrating your sire's grave after I'm done with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:03:57 2015 No.14219089 >>14219009 At least there's a new monster to look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:04:34 2015 No.14219091 >>14219078 You know what's up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:04:41 2015 No.14219092 >>14219077 I must admit, when it comes to vampires, I normally express a preference towards the "Blonde with Red Eyes" type, as on the right. But that silver-haired, blue-eyed girl there just strikes something in me. She's a real beauty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:05:22 2015 No.14219094 >>14219086 Wait... >>He like's femdom. Wow, what a faggot. >I like everything. >>Kek, he likes sub girls, wow, what a faggot Wait, but no, I... Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:05:41 2015 No.14219095 >>14219092 It's her tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:06:35 2015 No.14219096 I want to make a suit of armor made of vampire fangs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:06:39 2015 No.14219097 >>14219094 He's just trying to start shit anon. Let him rot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:07:47 2015 No.14219099 >>14219094 All of the "submissive girls" in MGE are absolute god damn trash. The only good submissive girl in MGE would be if you took a normally dominant one and made her a submissive girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:07:58 2015 No.14219100 Fucking vampires, I'll kill you and the night!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:08:12 2015 No.14219101 File: 993 KB, 787x937, 4357885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:08:32 2015 No.14219102 File: 238 KB, 723x1023, 1394776808639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219100 Kiss it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:08:42 2015 No.14219103 >>14219095 I think it's more her posture. The blonde looks very guarded, while the silver-haired looks more vulnerable. Makes me want to cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:09:33 2015 No.14219105 >>14219102 Stab it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:09:44 2015 No.14219107 SUCH A LUST FOR SHITPOSTING! WHO?! WHOOOOOOOOOO?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:10:13 2015 No.14219108 File: 216 KB, 707x1000, 40268856_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your Harpies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:10:38 2015 No.14219109 File: 228 KB, 1200x900, r304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight everyone. Snuggle your waifus and keep them warm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:10:59 2015 No.14219111 File: 621 KB, 576x827, Sporty Bapho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can no one save us from this rampant idiocy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:11:01 2015 No.14219112 >>14219102 Who wouldn't want to kiss that glorious booty? I mean, damn that's a pretty nice ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:11:05 2015 No.14219113 >>14219099 Well, that does have an appeal in it's own right, yeah. But what about Houris, or Wendigos? Don't tell me you think Holstaurs are terrible, or I just might have to

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:11:32 2015 No.14219115 >>14219109 She would probably have a hard time breathing if she slept on her back like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:11:57 2015 No.14219116 To the faggot dumping vampire images: stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:12:03 2015 No.14219117 >>14219113 Anon, he's a shitposter, don't respond to him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:12:23 2015 No.14219118 >>14219077 Please. I am superior because I am me and not you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:12:24 2015 No.14219119 >>14219108 Fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:12:58 2015 No.14219120 >>14219102 GET RAPED! http://imgur.com/OIX0H5d

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:13:05 2015 No.14219121 >>14219102 Would she be mad if I 'accidentally' bit it as I was kissing it? Maybe slip my _dick inside once or twice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:13:11 2015 No.14219122 File: 524 KB, 1023x723, Ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219102 Does Shinobu have the most kissable ass in media?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:13:25 2015 No.14219123 >>14219116 But nobody's dumping anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:13:26 2015 No.14219124 >>14219108 shortstacked and fluffy, and tall and volutuptous jubjub and gandharva the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:14:15 2015 No.14219125 >>14219111 I kind of want to punt her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:14:25 2015 No.14219126 File: 424 KB, 1212x1193, Chapter_1_Page_29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219108 With hands >KC will never make a Vrock

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:14:48 2015 No.14219127 >>14219125 Yeah. It's the face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:15:00 2015 No.14219128 File: 1.32 MB, 1254x1771, 88c4984f2cbee30df8ddae779c1fedd4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Be me >dislike centaurs >"Friend" of mine requests centaur version of my waifu >he gets it >mfw i am so fucking fed up with this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:16:41 2015 No.14219133 >>14219126 Those proportions, christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:16:45 2015 No.14219134 >>14219128 You know, if you weren't autistic, you wouldn't care. Maybe reroll for a chance at better genes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:16:52 2015 No.14219135 File: 121 KB, 540x799, 1444803412188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219102 >>14219122

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:18:51 2015 No.14219139
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>You'll never have a cute NEET vampire girlfriend with perpetual bedhead and some serious sweater cows.
>She'll never get fussy over you when she has to drink your blood, immediately putting bandages on you when she's done.
>She'll never cuddle up with you and watch anime and play video games with you.
>She'll never want you to kiss her almost constantly during sex.
Damn it.

>>14219122
That's an incredibly kissable ass anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:18:55 2015 No.14219140 >>14219135 Simon is better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:19:07 2015 No.14219142 >>14219134 I'll reroll your fucking face through the floor

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:20:29 2015 No.14219147 >>14219140 >not wanting to bro with Trevor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:21:00 2015 No.14219148 >>14218921 Damn, I wanna lick Kram's abs. How how high does my dodge rating have to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:21:57 2015 No.14219150 File: 73 KB, 600x800, 1453678543453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219124 Cheep Cheep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:22:23 2015 No.14219153 >>14219142 I'm sure you will, Anon. I'm sure you will. >>14219148 She is awfully cute, isn't she? The lower bodies really throw me off though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:22:24 2015 No.14219154 >>14219148 You'd break her anon. She's tomoko-levels of socially inept.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:23:20 2015 No.14219158 >>14219126 with arms and legs like those, I'm surprised she isn't in bloodborne

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:23:36 2015 No.14219161 File: 324 KB, 812x885, midnight-pleasure-19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219101 Tsk Tsk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:25:24 2015 No.14219165 >>14219139 Sounds like the cozy life indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:27:28 2015 No.14219170 >>14219154 >>14219153 Na, fuck that. I'mm a kiss her and hold her hands and tell her how cute her smile is while her berzerk tail passes through my afterimage like I were made out of mist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:28:31 2015 No.14219174 >>14219150 fabulous. would have her sit in my lap and snuggle in her wings all day. google isn't helping, do you have link to the uncensored?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:29:27 2015 No.14219175 >>14219165 A cozy life with a monstergirl would be the best life of all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:30:27 2015 No.14219176 >>14219170 God speed You'll need it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:31:56 2015 No.14219185 >>14219174 Bam http://imgur.com/Q7hmuJX.jpg I hope you're not that guy who's obsessed with fisting Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:33:17 2015 No.14219187 >>14219185 thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:34:55 2015 No.14219191 >>14219185 What IS the appeal of fisting harpies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:35:16 2015 No.14219192 So what are our spookiest stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:36:18 2015 No.14219196 File: 459 KB, 850x850, RIP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219185 That's a very cute Harpy. I miss this one from FF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:38:16 2015 No.14219201 >>14219196 The FFXI one was so much nicer than the FFXIV one.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:38:46 2015 No.14219202

>>14219191
Is it bout filling them up? I mean if she can pass an egg, she can take a whole lot. Do harpy husbandos get bigger dicks thanks to mamono mana? I imagine it would go, in terms of dick size, Succubus>Horsepussy>Other tauric girls>Lamia=harpy=mermaid>rest

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:38:55 2015 No.14219204 >>14219201 Yup. Everything felt like a letdown for me regarding FFXIV.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:39:21 2015 No.14219206 >>14218921 >Kram eats her friends O-okay.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:42:23 2015 No.14219210 [DELETED]

You know, there have been a number of posts about this weird pseudo-fetish lately where anons talk about recreational drugs, magic, and mindfuckery; first with last thread about the Alp story thing, then later with the short talk of completely overwriting monster girls to make entirely new ones, and here earlier in the thread during the talk about Liches.

What's this about? Where did it come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:42:50 2015 No.14219212 >>14219204 Well, I adore XIV personally... But XI Garuda was a cutie, while XIV Garuda is a murderous cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:44:36 2015 No.14219215 >>14219210 I have no clue what you're actually talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:46:48 2015 No.14219219 >>14219210 You can easily tell it's just different persons, and just a few individuals that wanted to desperately bring different discussions to the drama that was going on earlier.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:46:48 2015 No.14219222 [DELETED]

>>14219210
Look anon, just let me snort fairy powder of the abs of my Oni waifu while I fuck her under the influence of sex incense after drinking a high grade aphrodisiac and have my mind altered by a Gazer while my whole body is covered in pleasure runes and no one needs to ask these questions. No one needs to get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:47:32 2015 No.14219224 >>14219202 i hope they do get bigger dicks. giving harpy a belly bulge when she already has belly bulge when she's carrying an egg sounds great

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:47:32 2015 No.14219225 File: 166 KB, 728x1120, 153489075465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219196 I want to co-own a Harpy Cafe and help them run it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:47:37 2015 No.14219226 >>14219210 >about the Alp story thing You mean the Dune reference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:48:38 2015 No.14219229 >>14219225 >food comes out of dirt Poor little Wurmlings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:51:51 2015 No.14219236 >>14219215 see >>14214078 >>14217561 >>14218637 and >>14219222 as well as the conversations surrounding them. The profusion in which those things are use in combination makes me wonder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:52:59 2015 No.14219242 >>14219236 That's all just standard MG stuff though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:53:24 2015 No.14219243 >>14219224 >giving harpy a belly bulge when she already has belly bulge when she's carrying an egg sounds great Would MGs prefer big dicks anyway? How owuld you react if you just woke up one day and your cock was twice as big?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:55:39 2015 No.14219250 >>14219226 Wait there was a dune reference in there? Could you point me to it, because I didn't notice one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:56:59 2015 No.14219252 >>14219243 be shocked, play with it, jerk off till my mg pounces on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:57:15 2015 No.14219254 >>14219250 No, I thought you meant Alp the writefag's story, my mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:58:51 2015 No.14219259 >>14219226 >Dune >The entire series is sitting here in my HDD, still can't be fucked reading it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:59:42 2015 No.14219263 >>14219243 Yeah I think most MGs prefer big dicks, thus why turning into an incubus results in having a bigger dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:00:05 2015 No.14219265 >>14219259 Get on the Golden Path, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:01:03 2015 No.14219268 >>14219263 >thus why turning into an incubus results in having a bigger dick I think just general exposure to mamono mana results in having a bigger dick >yfw in MGE even the atmosphere wants to fuck you

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:03:43 2015 No.14219273

>>14219243
>>14219263
I don't think that's necessarily it. Most women will indicate that "Bigger isn't always better". Of course, this generally refers to length. Girth, to a point, is generally regarded as a good thing. All the same though, the shape a woman likes would vary as much as any other thing. Dare you try to solve the puzzlecunt?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:04:51 2015 No.14219275

>>14219243
That sounds nice at first but it would be kind of inconvenient, wouldn't it? You would barely be able to walk like that. And every old lady and little kid you pass on the street will clearly see the impression of your shlong running down the front of your pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:05:21 2015 No.14219278 >>14219273 >solve puzzlecunt >it summons Cenobite Dark Priestesses T-thanks a lot.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:05:57 2015 No.14219280 [DELETED]

How the hell do Dark Matters work? Where does the girl come from if it's just a mass of Mamonomomamana? Is it just super easy to become a powerful magic user by walking into a Demon Realm and picking up a harem of Elementals, or is there some other kind of prerequisite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:06:38 2015 No.14219283 >>14219243 Twice as big flaccid wouldn't really bother me, twice as big hard would be too much. Can I just have it 1.3 times as big?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:07:29 2015 No.14219285 >>14219273 How does that interact with having multiple MG waifus though?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:08:29 2015 No.14219289

>>14219273
Length doesn't matter that much because vaginas aren't all that deep in the first place and hitting the womb is actually really painful and can ruin a woman's orgasm. It's like the female equivalent of sounding. I mean, there is technically female sounding too, but...you get the idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:09:04 2015 No.14219290 >>14219285 >How does that interact with having multiple MG waifus though? Swiss army penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:09:05 2015 No.14219291 >>14219280 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:10:37 2015 No.14219295 >>14219290 >Not having a tentacle monster penis pfft

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:10:49 2015 No.14219296 >>14219289 Sounding is awful. It frightens me to no end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:11:16 2015 No.14219298 File: 494 KB, 700x741, 52972445_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219273 >>14219278 What the hell is this about puzzlecunts? I got lost midway discussion there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:11:39 2015 No.14219299 >>14219289 Yeah, but MG don't have human sex organs, so who know if its actually the same for them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:11:50 2015 No.14219300 >>14219192 Don't we have any?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:13:18 2015 No.14219302

>>14219275
I like this, like every /d/ay life. How do you think a holstaur deals with hermassive tits outside of the bedroom?
>Big muscly minotaurous waifu
>Can't see under her due to her massive tits
>Knocking children out all day whenever she goes to turn to do something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:13:31 2015 No.14219304 >>14219289 Monster girls love it when you hit there cervix though, even more when you come directly into her womb, which is basically impossible in regards to normal human anatomy.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:13:49 2015 No.14219305

>>14219289
You have a point, but we're talking about MGs here, we even have fairies that use their entire body as onaholes and enjoy it

Anyway from what I remember MGs don't care about length all that much, they find small/short penis cute or something along those lines

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:14:48 2015 No.14219309 >>14219305 Yes, because as we all know, men love having their junk called "Cute". But regardless, MGs love the D, regardless of shape or size, as long as it's their husbandos. Blah blah blah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:15:55 2015 No.14219311 File: 222 KB, 1200x1534, 1444806955325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219300 Interesting observation, that there are none. What do you guys think about Kumihos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:16:45 2015 No.14219313 >>14219299 True. I want to fuck a Kraken with suction-cup womb. Or a busty Tentacle with tentacles in and around her pussy. Or a Lava Golem with Warm, Sticky Goo pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:18:52 2015 No.14219315 >>14219280 For Dark Matters just make up your own reasoning, the MGE entry is kinda vague but if you wanna stick to it, they're just condensation of mamono mana As for Elementals, you'd need to find them and the rest should be pretty easy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:21:45 2015 No.14219317 File: 100 KB, 500x708, 1377232617757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219311 I'll love her so she no longer has to eat souls or livers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:22:17 2015 No.14219318 >>14219311 Dumb fox thinks she's a cat.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:22:24 2015 No.14219319 [DELETED]

>>14219309
I feel like the best way to describe it would be to say that MGs just like sex. They don't necessarily derive enjoyment from the mechanics of sex like humans do, leading to weird exploitation of our own biology, but from the action itself, and none of the things that normally go into making it enjoyable for humans necessarily would be, unless it some how does in that specific, individual MGs case.

To say it differently, how your dick fills the monster girls pussy or how it rubs up against her vaginal walls is irrelevant in the context that a dick is in her pussy at all, and that you're fucking her and cumming inside her. All the other stuff is psychological and cosmetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:23:03 2015 No.14219320 >>14219311 In general, cautiously neutral. That particular Kumiho though, is literally a 'seduce you and eat your fucking soul' murdering slutty serial killer. 'Course, I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her. Because I'd definitely fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:24:50 2015 No.14219323 >>14219313 >Have Shoggoth maid/waifu >Sexy times >She can replicate any shape, texture and consistency of genitalia What do you ask for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:26:14 2015 No.14219325 >>14219323 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:28:12 2015 No.14219331 >>14219323 First >>14219325 Then I ask her to leave it in its natural state while we do it, so it can be more intimate. I hope she blushes and squirms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:29:13 2015 No.14219336 >>14219323 The works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:35:40 2015 No.14219350 >>14218962 Boner pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:58:30 2015 No.14219389 Pharaoh keeps human girls in her service, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:59:48 2015 No.14219393 >>14219389 For what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:00:25 2015 No.14219395 >>14219393 Well you know. Cooking and cleaning and changing the linens. Stuff you can't put dignified Anubi up to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:01:42 2015 No.14219399 File: 451 KB, 848x1200, 1444809702973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14218993 Vampire's are perfectly fine. I'm more of a leg man though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:02:39 2015 No.14219403 >>14219395 That's what mummies are for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:03:37 2015 No.14219405 >>14219403 But Mummies are just dead human girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:04:12 2015 No.14219406 >>14219399 >tfw you notice the extra apostrophe after you post aw geez

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:05:06 2015 No.14219409 >>14219403 >>14219405 In any case, gimme a name for a Pharaoh so I can get on that footjob stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:05:38 2015 No.14219411 >>14219393 Giving shelter to girls who would otherwise be streetrats in the city slums, helping to train them to becoming dignified priestesses of the sun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:06:41 2015 No.14219414 >>14219409 Shara is a go-to name for any desert girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:07:22 2015 No.14219416 >>14219409 Steve

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:07:51 2015 No.14219419 >>14219414 Charon, please no. >>14219416 Fine, Charon's suggestion wins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:08:16 2015 No.14219421 >>14219395 >dignified Anubi Ha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:09:04 2015 No.14219424 >>14219409 Imhotep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:10:16 2015 No.14219427 >>14219421 Fine, pouty, I'll-hold-my-breath-until-I-get-my-way Anubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:11:03 2015 No.14219429 File: 247 KB, 651x916, FluffyBullet and Makoto boob-press.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Squirrels?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:12:51 2015 No.14219435 >>14219424 More like I'ma-hoe-tep right? >>14219427 >Servants to their God Queen >Having the sheer gall to act insolent towards their deity Wow. Sand-in-pussy wolfu a fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:13:09 2015 No.14219436 >>14219427 A bestest.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:14:02 2015 No.14219438

Good night Anons,
Don't burn down the thread and remember to practice good oral hygiene.

Monster girls don't want to kiss a man who's missing half his teeth....unless he's a hockey player.

Now to call the dentist tomorrow and find out why a tooth went gray.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:15:37 2015 No.14219439 File: 478 KB, 300x168, Oral hygiene.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219438

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:16:38 2015 No.14219440 >>14219439 Exactly. Brush the daughterus! Floss the wives! Give those girls mouthwash like it was milk!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:19:26 2015 No.14219443 >>14219440 >You will never flick the bristles of your waifu's toothbrush against her long venomous fangs to clean them as she struggles to keep you from doing so

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:20:22 2015 No.14219447 >>14219438 I fucking hate the dentist. I recently found some tartar on the back of my 2 front bottom teeth because of this dumb retainer I've had in for like 6 years. I don't wanna go to the dentist mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:22:30 2015 No.14219455 >>14219443 Fanged girls would be fun to tease. >>14219447 When I lose some of my child molars I found that there was still cement on them from my braces. A great glob of the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:24:08 2015 No.14219457 >>14219447 Don't be a baby. It'll be a simple cleaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:24:20 2015 No.14219459 >>14219447 >>14219455 I haven't been to the dentist in over 10 years and I've never had braces or cavities. Don't you niggas brush?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:27:47 2015 No.14219466 >>14219443 Damn do I wanna brush some fangs. Some one post the image of the dude holding out the lamia's tongue and brushing it. >you'll never brush a werebat onee-san

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:28:29 2015 No.14219467

>>14219459
Everyday.
Research, which always assumes the worst, indicates that the tooth is dead and I'll need a root canal.
The death is normally caused by sudden impacts to it killing it.

In slightly more related topics, which MG would be best at dentistry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:28:39 2015 No.14219468 File: 99 KB, 500x612, 1393167824430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219466

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:29:28 2015 No.14219469 >>14219468 thanks, anon.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:29:54 2015 No.14219470

>>14219459
Dental hygiene is massively dependant on genetics, even among immediate family. One of my best friends never brushes his teeth, drinks soda and eats garbage all day but he's never had a cavity. Meanwhile his brother had nine cavities filled before he even turned 20 but brushed his teeth every night and flossed compulsively.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:30:18 2015 No.14219471

>>14219459
At least once a day, if not twice. I had 2 cavities as a kid, and an extra tooth fucked me up pretty bad so I had to get braces. Once I got braces I got a lot better at caring for them. I'm also convinced I saw a new dentist who lied to me about cavities to get my business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:31:48 2015 No.14219473 >>14219471 >an extra tooth Remove monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:31:49 2015 No.14219474 >>14219467 I recently had a root canal. It's really not that bad as they numb you up a lot. The hard part is sitting still for hours as they poke around in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:32:44 2015 No.14219476 >>14219473 Wisdom teeth are a thing. Not in my family though. We've evolved beyond such silliness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:33:24 2015 No.14219478 >>14219459 For whatever reason, my teeth produce plaque at a faster rate than normal teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:34:25 2015 No.14219480 >>14219473 It's gone now, I had it pulled twice. >>14219474 If I ever need a root canal I'm gonna have them give me anesthesia. Too much anxiety man. Initially my dentist wanted to remove my wisdom teeth without it but I vetoed the fuck out of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:34:50 2015 No.14219481 >>14219474 Fun. Well, at least I'll get to take a day off if that's the case. >>14219476 Had two bottom wisdom teeth removed. Not actually that bad other than the swelling, and that can be dealt with by drinking pineapple juice.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:34:52 2015 No.14219483

>>14219459
I didn't get into good habits of brushing and flossing until I was 17. As you might imagine, I spent much time in the Dentist chair, to the point I got used to it. Even enjoyed it, to an extent. Then they slapped braces on me and I couldn't really floss any more, and still can't quite because of the retainer bars glued to the back of my teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:36:55 2015 No.14219486 File: 543 KB, 850x1190, 1379571311240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Senpai, I forgot my toothbrush, mind if I borrow yours?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:38:42 2015 No.14219488

>>14219483
Retainers are scummy shit man, I had my bottom wire one fall out a few years ago and my mom made me go get it put back on. A different dentist did it and they glued it to 6 teeth instead of just 2. It's a whole lot herder to clean this way which is why I now have a tartar problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:39:54 2015 No.14219490 >>14219486 There's no way you forgot with all those teeth, you just wanted to use mine, didn't you. Sharing is gross, I don't share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:40:48 2015 No.14219492 >>14219490 >not wanting to indirect kissu her chest maw Fucking Alps, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:41:46 2015 No.14219493 >>14219486 How does she use mouthwash? Bathe in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:42:09 2015 No.14219494 >>14219492 If that makes me an Alp then I'm going straight to stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:43:14 2015 No.14219497 >>14219494 Well laa-di-daa m'lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:43:27 2015 No.14219498 >>14219429 Yes. Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:44:36 2015 No.14219499 >>14219497 Sorry buddy, I'm a classy Alp. No neckbeards allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:46:03 2015 No.14219502 >>14218060 Vampire are mediocre at best. Ghouls are best undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:46:05 2015 No.14219503 >>14219499 >implying all Phase 3s aren't born through neckbeard gangbangs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:46:48 2015 No.14219505 >>14219503 Obviously not anon, are you even paying attention?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:47:28 2015 No.14219506 >>14219502 I want to be slobbered and sucked on by Ghoul Triplets!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:48:01 2015 No.14219508 >>14219488 Apparently I'm supposed to keep the ones I've got on for four years, and then replacing them is optional. I may have spent thousands on dental surgery, but god, that's one option I don't feel like taking...

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:49:29 2015 No.14219510

>>14219443
Snake fangs are pretty freaky, though, man. Not that I would them on a lamia, but still.

>Want to brush snake waifu's teeth
>She's nervous about it, thinks it's a strange request, but accepts
>Opens her mouth
>Large, sharp, curved snake teeth lining her mouth
>You knew you always had to be careful about kissing her but holy fucking shit
>As you think to yourself, her massive, venomous fangs slide forward from being tucked against the roof of her mouth
>Your staring causes her to nervously shift her coiled tail, waiting for you to start brushing

Not going to lie, I'd be intimidated, even if she is just a cute carnivorous snake waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:51:43 2015 No.14219511 >>14219506 A harem of 2-3 ghouls would be the best harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:54:02 2015 No.14219513 >>14219511 It's not a harem, it's a heinous group of undead horrors who have gotten you in their vicious clutches and are defiling you in ways so perverse that good scholars would blush to record!

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 04:58:02 2015 No.14219518

>>14219513
Are you telling me you don't want a horde of Ghouls to chase drag you into their lair and take turns sucking your dick ravenously for hours and hours while the others hold you down and whisper dirty things into your ears?
They'd even get the local lich to make potions for them that let you keep going and going and going until they've all drank their fill of your cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:01:13 2015 No.14219520 Ayy, new girl alert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:02:08 2015 No.14219522 >>14219520 >Ayy Is it an alien?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:02:14 2015 No.14219523 >>14219520 Lay her on us and let her be judged. Is she worthy or Mediocre?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:02:25 2015 No.14219524 >>14219520 If it's another loli, I will be disappointed.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:04:15 2015 No.14219526

>>14219275
That's sort of the point, isn't it? Every old lady and little kid you'd pass on the street would want to ride that cock anyway.
A world of monstergirls is a world of lewd sluts from birth to death. Just walk around proudly in a banana hammock and provide them some eye candy in their daily lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:05:58 2015 No.14219529 >>14219520 A while back someone mentioned karakuri as a zipangu variant of golem. I want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:08:44 2015 No.14219533 >>14219520 Oh, he's just charging up. Probably a couple hours left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:11:17 2015 No.14219534 >>14219533 About 3 hours, 1pm for brits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:35:17 2015 No.14219565 Am I the only one with a biggest boner being for the radical faction type? Or generally evil bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:39:24 2015 No.14219572 >>14219565 Its the reason i like demons so much.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:39:53 2015 No.14219573

>>14219565
Of course not. Although I think they're not necessarily well represented by the fans in this particular thread.
Corruption is a long time /d/ staple.
And while some of us would totally get along with yanderes, evil overlords, or Daji-tier sadistic bitches, it's seen as a bit too edgy to push as fap material.
But in KC's world I'd be right there pushing for Bible Black style rapist covens to subvert the church of the Chief God, import mana laced goods to town markets, and sink entire cities into the darkness of the demon realm.
in a less hugboxy setting I'd be full-on bloodthirsty

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:41:55 2015 No.14219577 >>14219573 does d have writers for corruption stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:42:24 2015 No.14219578 File: 286 KB, 800x1131, 1427482095289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Ma'am... I'm afraid we have to cut you off, you're drinking us dry..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:43:03 2015 No.14219580 File: 395 KB, 830x1200, Dat Demon Bod though, Bruh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219565 I will admit, the Demon and Druella are gloriously hot looking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:43:11 2015 No.14219581 File: 2.93 MB, 840x524, Without the killings and more mg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you got ambushed by MGs again

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:45:45 2015 No.14219586 >>14219581 Wish the game wasn't meh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:47:18 2015 No.14219588 >>14219577 Yeah, they do. /d/ and /tg/ have traditions of smut writing. /tg/ in particular has the weekend smut threads, which often have magic and monstergirl content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:47:49 2015 No.14219589 File: 801 KB, 830x1200, 1442733734953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219580 Praise!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:48:19 2015 No.14219591 >>14219586 It's based off a shit franchise, meh is better than it deserves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:49:01 2015 No.14219593 >>14219573 >Corruption is a long time /d/ staple. A shame really, all I want is some decent corruption stories. MGE is gold for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:50:30 2015 No.14219595 >>14219589 Not bad, my friend. Not bad at all.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:51:59 2015 No.14219600

>>14219502
>There will never be any good Ghoul art.
We've had some nice Ghouls in writefaggotry though, like in Penywise and Lanternon's stories. Both of them were really bro tier.
I still think we need a Ghoul who is into metal. Imagine one headbanging while she sucks a guy's cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:52:18 2015 No.14219601 File: 803 KB, 830x1200, 1444324515291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219595 Join us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:53:51 2015 No.14219606 >>14219600 I'd like a drawing of a group of Ghoul Girl delinquents loitering around a graveyard.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:55:37 2015 No.14219612

>>14219601
That Demon is in the red zone.
She's nuclear.

Man, I want to form a contract with a Demon and demand my end of it at the most hilariously inconvenient times.
But for all I know, sucking your man's dick during a business meeting is a display of superiority and would only make her more smug.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:55:49 2015 No.14219613 [DELETED]

>>14219593
We like corruption too, but we tend to like vanilla romance more for reasons.

I'm doing some writefagging right now actually and want to hear some opinions; are anons OK with the whole thing taking place inside a spirit realm and a boatload of contrivance built on top of that, mostly explained by magic and time? Are they fine with potentially no main girl and or more than six potentially in the focus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:57:06 2015 No.14219616 >>14219601 Honestly more a fan of the purple-ish blue skin the first one has. It's sinister, welcoming, and purple is a royal color, which I think suits her personality

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 05:57:08 2015 No.14219617 >>14219613 no

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:00:36 2015 No.14219620

>>14219613
Yes.

Also never feel you have to ask what the thread is okay with, at most you'll get feedback from the more rabid posters on both ends of the spectrum. As long as you avoid the obvious land mines line futa/yuri/ntr/being edgy then most people probably won't mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:00:56 2015 No.14219622 >>14219613 Why so many?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:01:55 2015 No.14219625

>>14219613
Write what you want, if you have an idea you feel you can run with.
Are you planning to write it like some ensemble alternating between paths of girls or as an eventual harem to the protagonist?
And if the answer includes anything about there not being a protagonist, then no don't do that. These stories need human men.
Spirit realm seems pretty par for KC's setting, too. There are at least half a dozen pocket dimensions and subrealms.
What sort of contrivance were you thinking of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:02:17 2015 No.14219626 >>14219593 Last thing i remember that was corruption based was a green text involving a demon. corruption is fun, so is TF if its about monster girls and not furrys

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:02:22 2015 No.14219627 >>14219613 Depends on the tone of the story. That said, there is very little I still read here, for non-greentext, so it probably wont matter to me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:04:07 2015 No.14219631 File: 762 KB, 1000x805, 1422149204398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to worship our beautiful blue-skinned Demon masters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:07:17 2015 No.14219636 File: 62 KB, 1022x760, Graveyard gang.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219606 Ask and ye shall recieve

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:08:03 2015 No.14219637 >>14219631 I want to be the servant of a Demon and accompany her on her journey to corrupt the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:08:26 2015 No.14219639 >>14219636 Thanks Alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:08:55 2015 No.14219642 >>14219631 >you will never be poor and oppressed >you will never join a demon cult out of desperation >you will never take over the city from within with your cult.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:09:42 2015 No.14219644 [DELETED]

>>14219617
ok

>>14219622
Because the protagonist is an Elementalist going to magic school in a pocket dimension for sex monsters. As a preface, that means he has five girls already on lock for his harem.

>>14219625
Basically, magic users doing crazy things leads to creating there own pseudo-Lilim out of a regular human woman, who now leads a Spirit Realm with her husband, by the motto 'Propagate and Advance' and the creed of developing the fields of science and magic 'for aestheticism and vanity'.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:11:03 2015 No.14219646

>>14219625
>These stories need human men.
Anon please, that severely limits stories.

Like what about sisterly bonds between a Lizard and Salamander as they go on wacky adventures to slay giant beasts?
Or a story about the servants of an unmarried Pharaoh and their after shift drinking sessions, sharing their stress and wishing their master would just get laid?
There's also more potential for healing stories with a tough paladin girl getting saved by a Sea Bishop and dealing with her inner struggle. She'd always been taught to repay favours but killing monsters is her duty, eventually leading to her taking a new vow to deal with injustice against humans and monsters alike.

Throwing out ideas because of the need to imagine the main character's dick in the girl in every story narrows down our already limited scope we have to work with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:11:53 2015 No.14219647 >>14219644 Sounds positively decadent. I look forward to seeing how you handle it (I expect lewd as hell magitech)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:11:54 2015 No.14219648 >>14219644 >Magic school with harem. Be warned anon. I'm eyeing that trashcan.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:12:19 2015 No.14219649

>>14219646
>Or a story about the servants of an unmarried Pharaoh and their after shift drinking sessions, sharing their stress and wishing their master would just get laid?
I've actually got an idea for a story that's...kinda like that. Hadn't actually thought of "Unmarried and needs to get laid" as one of the complaints against the Pharaoh though. That could be pretty good...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:12:26 2015 No.14219650 >>14219644 This sound like a lot of work, good luck on writing it I can guess he has the 4 Elementals, but who is the 5th girl? Dark Matter?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:14:22 2015 No.14219653

>>14219646
>>14219649
>Or a story about the servants of an unmarried Pharaoh and their after shift drinking sessions
One of my stories actually has the Pharaoh's husband earning the respect and adoration of the male guards in the palace because he takes an interest in their lives beyond the Anubis guard captain's routine penis check-ups.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:15:17 2015 No.14219656

>>14219565
I look forward to seeing the Black Dragon, at whatever point in the future.

I'd say, "Maybe it'll be tonight!" but given this whole rash of once-a-week profiles was kicked off by the Demon, and KC's been going around with a different type of girl each week (With the exception of the Jubjub and derivative Humpty Egg), it seems unlikely he'll do another Radical again for a while...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:15:23 2015 No.14219657 I got a idea. A kunoichi targets a man of assassination to find out a valkrie wants him to be a hero, and they fight over the guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:15:27 2015 No.14219658 >>14219650 Yeah. Which would be the reason he gets sent there in the first place.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:15:50 2015 No.14219659

>>14219646
I was thinking of that more as a guideline to pander to self-inserts and avoid the yuri line, but all of those prompts could be fun to read and write.

Any form of political story or bromance could translate into the MG world, but to give it the proper flavor you'd have to include a lot of lewd or humorous setting fluff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:16:20 2015 No.14219660 >>14219653 This is discriminatory against Anubi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:16:41 2015 No.14219661 >>14219636 Fuk. >>14219642 I want to climb my way in the ranks of Demons, from the lowly cultist initiate who gives Imps footrubs, to a dangerous warlock that Demons begin to suspect is getting too strong for his own good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:17:36 2015 No.14219664 >>14219657 I've got an idea about a Valkyrie and a Cupid fighting over a guy. One wants to grant him a glorious death in battle, the other True Wuv. >>14219660 The Pharaoh's husband also hates the Pharaoh and yearns for the embrace of Grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:18:17 2015 No.14219666 >>14219657 Your idea gets a C-. We need more then that.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:18:40 2015 No.14219667

>>14219659
>I was thinking of that more as a guideline to pander to self-inserts and avoid the yuri line
Why do we have to write specifically to pander to those here again? I always just write whatever and share it here. Does anyone write specifically FOR here?

I mean, greentexts I suppose...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:19:34 2015 No.14219670 >>14219667 I mostly write whatever I feel like writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:19:43 2015 No.14219671 >>14219664 >>The Pharaoh's husband also hates the Pharaoh and yearns for the embrace of Grapesnake. >NTR Now that's just wrongness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:19:50 2015 No.14219672 >>14219648 Well then, tell me what you need to see it made good then Anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:20:35 2015 No.14219676 >>14219671 >NTR I don't see any.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:22:17 2015 No.14219682 [SPOILER]

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>>14219661
>a bunch of Demon bitches think you're becoming a risk to their hierarchy
>undergo a binding ritual to ensure you're theirs, being ridden by each member in turn to create a distributed seal
> TFW when you reverse the seal and enthrall an entire cabal to your whims

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:22:38 2015 No.14219683 >>14219676 It certainly sounds like it's goin' there one way or the other. I'm not aware of the complete context, but either way, hating your spouse and wanting someone else is swingin' in that direction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:22:52 2015 No.14219684 >>14219672 don't mind me, I am a creature that comes from a time where people around me where doing harry potter and fairy tail fanfics. that shit drove me mental. so I am on edge when I hear the words "magic" and "harem".

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:23:59 2015 No.14219685 >>14219683 He certainly does cheat on the Pharaoh in his dreams. It never even occurred to me this was something people would get upset about when I came up with it and wrote it. Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:25:15 2015 No.14219692 >>14219684 I tried reading a Fairy Tail fanfic once. It was horrendous. I dare not even think on what ruination Harry Potter fanfics can cause.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:26:37 2015 No.14219695 >>14219692 Isn't there this super-famous HP fanfic where they had to create a new house for the MC because she was such a special snowflake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:26:38 2015 No.14219696 >>14219682 >tfw incubus warlord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:26:55 2015 No.14219697 >>14219685 Well, lots of people here are quite behind "Male NTR", ie. Where the female in the relationship is the one being cheated on. I'm just not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:27:29 2015 No.14219702 >>14219682 >"They all laughed at me! Those stuck up Demon sluts! As I worshiped the feet of a lowly Imp!" >"BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:27:47 2015 No.14219704 >>14219692 Make sure you check out My Immortal. It's reached memetic levels of shittyness among folks who've heard of it. People do dramatic readings of it on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:28:53 2015 No.14219708 >>14219695 There's more than a few of those. My Immortal is one of the more well known examples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:29:12 2015 No.14219709 >>14219695 I think it was called "my immortal" Its long since gone, but it was once known as the ultimate bad fanfic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:30:13 2015 No.14219712 >>14219704 >>14219708 >>14219709 I've heard tell that to this day, people are not sure if it's the most masterful troll of all time, or legitimate retardation...

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:36:20 2015 No.14219722

>Talking about fanfiction
ah you will never fine such beautiful BS
>my immortal
>one where harry potter is ryu from street fighter.
>one where ryu's parents are akuma and harley quinn.
>naruto becomes the juggernaut
>Louise (familiar of zero) summons spec ops: the line characters.

Man I wonder what would happen if monster girls wrote fanfics of us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:37:22 2015 No.14219726 >>14219722 you will never find* goddamn grammar.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:37:35 2015 No.14219727

>>14219646
I keep having ideas come to mind.

Delinquent Oni fails school and becomes a bouncer at a bar for high class monster girls, has to deal with the antics of some of the more troublesome regulars.
A short about a group of large mice who get caught breaking into a Wight's mansion, she catches them in the act and has them work as maids to pay off the damage they caused.
Or maybe something about a Cyclops armor smith who's recently started making custom fit sets for monster girls, struggling with the problems that come with making armor for an Ushi-Oni.

Why do all these ideas come to mind but when it comes to writing a story I have zero motivation? Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:37:59 2015 No.14219729 >>14219722 We'd all have lots and lots of gay sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:39:00 2015 No.14219734 >>14219727 Bah! I'm writing as we speak, why can't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:39:55 2015 No.14219736 >>14219729 I always found it weird that humans get turned on at the thought of the other gender doing itself. Yes captcha, a spider is bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:40:03 2015 No.14219737 >>14219722 Isn't the longest fanfic about super smash or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:40:43 2015 No.14219741 >>14219727 Why would an Ushi-Oni want armor. Why would an Ushi-Oni need armor. Why is no one giving Ushi-Oni the respect she deserves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:41:24 2015 No.14219743 >>14219741 >Why would an Ushi-Oni want armor To look cool!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:41:56 2015 No.14219744 >>14219737 Don't fucking remind me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:43:43 2015 No.14219747 >>14219734 Because I either don't have the motivation to start or do 1k words, look at it in embarrassment and delete it. >>14219741 She's tired of bitches cutting her then acting surprised when they transform.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:44:26 2015 No.14219749 >>14219747 >look at it in embarrassment and delete it Stop that doing that, problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:45:20 2015 No.14219750 >>14219749 No, don't stop doing that. More people should do that.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:45:27 2015 No.14219751

>>14219736
It's not really that weird in the grand scheme of things.
But then, given how equally widespread homophobia is as homosexuality, it's not that weird that you find it weird either.

And yes, captcha is dumb. Especially with the stupid street signs.

>>14219729
More like a few would try, and there'd be an extremely vocal bunch on their discussion board about how it's an awful, awful thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:45:30 2015 No.14219752 >>14219722 Lovey dovey fics in which they fall in love with a lonely monstergirl. Adventure stories with strong independent humans Edgy stories with male ryona and mindbreak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:46:08 2015 No.14219753 >>14219750 Why? More OC isn't a bad thing.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:47:11 2015 No.14219755

>>14219752
>Monster Girls would write edgy fics about cutting off a guy's dick and using magic to turn it into a literal living dildo
Why don't any of our edgy faggots write about carving out an MG's uterus and vaginal cavity, and using it as an onahole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:47:21 2015 No.14219757 >>14219753 Not if its shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:47:22 2015 No.14219758 >>14219753 Quality will ALWAYS trump quantity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:48:45 2015 No.14219759 >>14219755 Because that would be shit.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:49:22 2015 No.14219760

>>14219752
>Adventure stories with strong independent humans
Uh...when you think about it though, that's what we write about. Guys're all like "I just wanna go on fantasy adventures, not get tied down by MGs all up in my junk!" and then others are like "lol no, u know u want sum MG pussy, slut".

So the MG version of that would be adventure stories with strong independent monster girls; which would get derided by people with comments like "lol no, u know u just want summa dat noice human D, slut."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:49:36 2015 No.14219761 >>14219758 But we'll never get quality either if everyone just deletes what they write before posting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:50:03 2015 No.14219762 >>14219758 We have neither tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:51:14 2015 No.14219765 >>14219762 You're not looking hard enough.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:53:06 2015 No.14219768

>>14219750
Hey I'm the type to nitpick when I read something I don't like so it'd be unfair on actual writefags not to hold myself to the same standard.

It's just frustrating having hundreds of ideas swirling around and being unable to pull them off in an unsatisfying way. There's also a huge story I want to write some day which would take at least 4-5 full blown novels to complete, that's not going to happen either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:54:07 2015 No.14219770 >>14219768 Meant to quote >>14219749

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:55:05 2015 No.14219773 >>14219768 >There's also a huge story I want to write some day which would take at least 4-5 full blown novels to complete, that's not going to happen either. Do it, feg. Other writefags can do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:55:59 2015 No.14219775 >>14219768 >I'm the type to nitpick Okay, so does nobody satisfy you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:56:08 2015 No.14219776 >>14219773 One. One can. Others may wish to, but only one actually is.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 06:57:59 2015 No.14219778

>>14219776
Moose might be writing a long-ass story, but that doesn't mean it's better than some of the other stuff.
Look at that 4 million word Smash Bros fanfic. Just because it's that long doesn't mean it was worth writing. Length doesn't make a story worthwhile on its own.
Get to work already you pansy. JUST DO IT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:00:04 2015 No.14219786 >>14219776 I dunno, captain, lantern YBA and moose have some long running shit happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:00:13 2015 No.14219787 >>14219773 >to complete I'll believe that when it's finished. >>14219775 Maybe nitpick was the wrong word, quite a few writefags do stuff I enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:01:00 2015 No.14219788 >>14219778 I never said it was better. Just that he's the only one writing something with such raw length.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:03:09 2015 No.14219790 File: 187 KB, 620x877, 1409464920182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starting a new chapter. This will have some sexy times with the Pharaoh in it when it's done. http://pastebin.com/DUSN6L0D

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:04:38 2015 No.14219791 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, Mad Hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be the butler for a CC Hatter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:13:02 2015 No.14219798 File: 339 KB, 609x728, 345025b12ddc4bf73ab36eb0bff3fd8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Completely platonic, non-sexual fun and comfy times with your MG daughteru(s).

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:14:13 2015 No.14219800 >>14219788 >such raw length. How long is it? In terms of words.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:14:15 2015 No.14219801 Any minute now. Please don't be Cu-Sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:15:21 2015 No.14219802 >>14219800 Fuck if I know. Long enough to fill a couple standard-ish sized novels at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:15:22 2015 No.14219803 >>14219801 >not wanting to surf on the turd-waves of a shit-tsunami

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:16:46 2015 No.14219806 >>14219802 A novel standard is about 40,000 or more words. We have plenty of writers who'v written that much and more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:18:09 2015 No.14219808 >>14219806 >my longest continuous story is 72k words >it never went anywhere Damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:19:45 2015 No.14219813 >>14219808 >A whole lot of nothing in 160k words I feel you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:20:39 2015 No.14219814 >>14219813 At least my new stuff is more focused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:21:46 2015 No.14219817 >>14219814 Progress, that's what it's all about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:23:00 2015 No.14219820 >>14219817 Indubitably, old chum!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:25:33 2015 No.14219824 File: 254 KB, 1000x1000, 1435647161599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219790 Anyone read it this time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:26:40 2015 No.14219826 >>14219824 Nope. Didn't even open the link to see who wrote it. But I'm guessing it was Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:27:15 2015 No.14219829 >>14219826 Curses. Foiled again.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:28:17 2015 No.14219833

>>14219798
>helping Tanuki daughter learn mathematics
>making meals for her
>curling up with waifu and daughteru to read books together
>tail brushing day
>helping her refine her appearance to attract that nice lad from the merchant family in the next town
It hurts, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:28:18 2015 No.14219834 >>14219826 It was Alp, she is too recognisable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:30:54 2015 No.14219842 >>14219824 I did, just didn't post. Going by view numbers I'd say a few people did the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:32:05 2015 No.14219844 >>14219791 > you will never hallucinate about being butler to a CC Hatter while a CC Matango slowly spreads over you

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:35:24 2015 No.14219849

>>14219824
Reading Omid's impotent rage about his own irrelevance was hilarious. He's going to destroy the happiness of everyone around him for nothing more than his own pride, and when the Pharoah finds that all her dreams and her kingdom are undone by someone she loves, the tale can only end in more misery and death. Do you feel like a hero yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:36:54 2015 No.14219853 File: 431 KB, 600x825, Damn bugs and their damn diseases.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219824 I want to ignore a pharaoh and hook up with a west nile infested nympho!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:36:57 2015 No.14219854 >>14219849 >implying Pharaoh won't simply enslave Omid's son next

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:38:17 2015 No.14219858 >>14219854 Implying she'd find happiness with him either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:38:58 2015 No.14219859 >>14219829 Didn't you say you'd start going to bob's gay cult, you tremendous fagolo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:39:41 2015 No.14219861 >>14219858 Implying she wouldn't do it just to spite Grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:40:00 2015 No.14219862 >>14219853 How does the Demon Realm version of West Nile work? Does it give you delicious brown skin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:40:45 2015 No.14219864 >>14219859 No.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:40:55 2015 No.14219865
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>>14219833
>winter time, it's snowing out side
>watching a nice movie in your ornate living room, on the couch with waifu and daughteru
>you're lying on the couch with your legs on top of your sitting wife's legs
>daughteru is lying on top of you and your holding her tight against you, with her head against your chest
>there's a blanket on top of all of you, on the table there's hot drinks for each of you
>there's a fire roaring in the fireplace
>you're so comfy you fall asleep
>daughteru giggles and laughs at you with your waifu about how you fell asleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:44:33 2015 No.14219872 >>14219862 Feverish urge to fuck with a browning of the skin. Simple yet effective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:46:28 2015 No.14219876 >>14219865 I could ruin this. I have the urge to ruin it. But I'mma fight that and not ruin it, because that just sounds delightfully cozy...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:49:06 2015 No.14219880 >>14219298 This is cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:53:39 2015 No.14219893 >>14219876 How would you ruin it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:54:51 2015 No.14219895 >>14219893 Probably with something lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:56:13 2015 No.14219901 File: 129 KB, 800x640, 37053396_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219880 It is a puzzlecunt. Here, have another.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:57:49 2015 No.14219905

>>14219893
Well...like this. Don't read it. I hate this shit personally...

>The next morning, your daughteru and waifu wake up
>Waifu decides to go cook you all breakfast
>Daughteru sleeps in with you, cozying up against your chest
>Eventually, waifu calls you both for breakfast
>Waits a while, but nothing
>Goes to check on you both
>Finds daughteru shaking you
>"M-Mommy...d-daddy he...he won't wake up...!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:00:40 2015 No.14219910 >>14219905 >trip_to_the_local_cleric_for_res.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:00:55 2015 No.14219911 >>14219905 Jesus, man, you're going to get someone killed with this second-hand embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:00:57 2015 No.14219912 >>14219849 What's with the Spec-Ops stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:01:51 2015 No.14219913 >>14219910 Good counter anon. Gotta keep that in mind... Even easier when your waifu is the cleric. Or a necromancer or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:01:54 2015 No.14219914 >>14219905 >"Oh my, how forgetful of me. I slipped some extra strong sleeping pills in his tea so I could finish my taxes."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:04:07 2015 No.14219918 >>14219911 I'm not even sure what that means. >>14219914 And that doesn't even make sense. Why would you need to be asleep for her to finish her taxes?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:04:25 2015 No.14219920

>>14219905
Oh, okay. I remember writing something like that with kobolds, too. Or was it just a regular dog-girl before KC drew a kobold? I don't remember.

>>14219895
But if you do it right, the lewd can make a nice footnote to something cosy like that.
The daughteru falls asleep, so you carry her and tuck her into bed. Then you return to the couch, and submerse yourself in slow, cozy fireside sex for a couple of hours, before carrying the waifu up to your own bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:06:41 2015 No.14219923 >>14219920 Yeah, it was a Kobold. >slow, cozy fireside sex...before carryng the waifu up to your own bed Now that does sound delightful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:09:32 2015 No.14219929 >>14219918 >Why would you need to be asleep for her to finish her taxes? He's a horny bastard in the bedroom, she wouldn't have time to do them if he had her pinned down in a mating press.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:09:37 2015 No.14219930
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>You'll never insult berate and abuse the fuck out of your black slime who keeps on baiting you, insulting you all the same
>It'll never all explode in one massive argument that cleanses you of all your pent up agression and stress
>You'll never jump at her and pull her into your arms as you kiss and ravage her, the sudden shift confusing her
>You'll never hold her slightly less toxic than usual body after the deed and tell her how much you love her
I wonder how she'd react.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:10:47 2015 No.14219934 >>14219929 >Husbando having a libido to surpass the MG Waifu's ...y'know what? Not even gonna argue that. 'S not like I'd be able to keep my hands off an MG waifu if I could have one, so...

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:11:50 2015 No.14219936

>>14219918
Second hand embarassment. Because you were feeling embarassed at yourself for having come up with it, as indicated when you said "I hate this shit personally..."

>Why would you need to be asleep for her to finish her taxes?

Because monstergirls can't resist the dong. If you were a monstergirl, and you were given the choice between doing your taxes, and fucking your perfect partner through the mattress, what would you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:12:37 2015 No.14219939 So where's the new monster girl you guys promised? Is she too shy to come out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:13:27 2015 No.14219941 >>14219865 >And they all died of smoke inhalation when the fire they stupidly left going escaped, trapped the family there, and filled the area with hydrogen cyanide when it finally got into the foam padding of the couch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:13:34 2015 No.14219942 >>14219936 Alright. And as for the taxes...see, that doesn't work as well as >>14219929 Why? Because it's not like you sleeping stops her from fucking you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:13:59 2015 No.14219945 >>14219939 Any minute. Prepare for meh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:15:09 2015 No.14219949 >>14219939 it's more of what you hate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:15:40 2015 No.14219952 >>14219934 >Long business hours >Still has to cook for the family and spend time with her daughteru >Only time she has to do the taxes is at night It makes sense in a way, money and sex are equally important to a Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:16:41 2015 No.14219956 >>14219939 >Is she too shy to come out? Maybe it's another type of Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:17:14 2015 No.14219957 >>14219952 I want to slap a tanuki with a stack of thousand dollar bills while reaming reaming her ass in missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:17:35 2015 No.14219958 >>14219949 Me? What do I hate then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:18:16 2015 No.14219961 >>14219613 >harem My man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:18:50 2015 No.14219964 >>14219958 think of what makes your blood boil >KC can hear your thoughts and draws to your dislikes at least that's what he's been doing the past few months

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:18:52 2015 No.14219965 >>14219957 I want a Tanuki with a fetish for fiscal irresponsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:18:53 2015 No.14219966 >>14219957 Your money or hers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:20:17 2015 No.14219969 >>14219905 you didn't ruin just made me remember a friend that died like that >I can't believe it's already been three years Tony...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:20:23 2015 No.14219970 >>14219966 Mine. It would excite her more. Especially since she taught me how to make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:23:15 2015 No.14219981 >>14219957 I want to give her a diamond studded collar and a ballgag with gold plated clasps before fucking her so hard she heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:23:16 2015 No.14219982 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:23:53 2015 No.14219986

>>14219966
Yours, of course. That way she can acquire your debts and ruin you unless you become a good little pet for her. The official title is "Husband", but you'll both know she owns you, that she engineered situations to cause you to fall further into debt, and that she's perfectly capable of ruining you so thoroughly that she'd be the only one willing to take you.

You know, the way the Tanuki operates in her profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:25:41 2015 No.14219994 >>14219964 >past few months Fuck you. Jiangshi was olev,

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:28:13 2015 No.14220001 >>14219994 Jiangshi, Demon and Soldier Beetle were all perfection and somehow thread canon saved Wendigos. Jubjub got ruined by humpty egg though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:31:14 2015 No.14220015 >>14220001 Yeah, no doubt. The humpty egg is pretty goddamn horrifying. Demon is sublime, though her profile description mostly makes me think of a condescendingly domineering and clingy girlfriend, and the Soldier Beetle and Jiangshi are really cute.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:31:33 2015 No.14220016

>>14219970
>its your five year anniversary with your Tanuki waifu
>your sister-in-law is babysitting for the weekend so you have the mansion to yourselves
>you've been saving up for this weekend both financially and in body
>you've made at least $2.7 million over the past year
>and you haven't jerked off or done anything sexual in two weeks
>you give your waifu a specific set of clothes for this weekend
>clothes that should never be on her too professional body
>knee high boots, a fishnet one piece with a pink microskirt and tube top
>this weekend she's your callgirl
>you just keep making it rain on her
>and she has no will but the will of your money
>you want her to walk around the mansion naked?
>throw a stack of tens in her face
>wanna tie her to the bed and use only her mouth for hours on end?
>shove a few twenties in her skirt and get to work
>want to use all of her holes until she can't walk right for a few days?
>line a few hundreds in her top and start hammering away
>want to put another baby in her belly?
>well that one's free of course!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:32:01 2015 No.14220021 >>14220001 >Soldier Beetle Design ruined her.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:35:25 2015 No.14220031
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>>14218060
This would probably be the other way around. With the male shortage in MGC and all.

Think of all those poor Vampires falling for those butler scams, thinking that they'll get themselves a cute butler. Instead they end up on the Paladin target list and get bombarded with Paladin propaganda, paint bombs and insults sprayed on their doors.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:39:51 2015 No.14220044

>>14220031
It'd be fun to see a Vampire lose her patience, swallow her pride and decide the only way to get a man is to become a maid.

Having to try her hardest not to cry from embarrassment in the uniform, averting her gaze every time she's looked at and trying her hardest not to let her haughty side come out. Her only request would be blood as payment in place of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:41:15 2015 No.14220048 >>14220044 God, Satan, anyone, make this come true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:41:55 2015 No.14220050 >>14220044 Eh, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:42:15 2015 No.14220052 >>14219964 Raiju was good

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:43:23 2015 No.14220055 >>14220016 You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:45:07 2015 No.14220059 I want to live in MGC and act slutty around MGs while knowing they can't do anything because we are in front of the police station!

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:45:42 2015 No.14220062

>>14218060
I want it that the real reason a Dhampir was expelled from her home wasn't because she was trying to kill her mother
But because she's excessively Chuuni.
>'There sweetie, I beat you, now can you stop with all the...'
>'I learned young that killing your enemies felt good...real good.'
>'Of for the love of...'
>'I thought I could walk off the battlefield and have a normal life.'
>'You've never once went to a battlefield.'
>'But who am I kidding? I WAS BORN TO KILL!'
>'Sweetie no you are not, I mean I killed the off dirty peasant now and then but that because I'm fairly certain they were rapists and muggers.'
>'Father! Turn of my Pain Inhibitors.'
>'Your father is asleep and what the hell are Pain Inhibitors? Sweetie you need to stop this.'
>'Looks Like it's time TO LET ER RIP.'
>'That's it! I'm exiling you until you stop this nonsense!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:46:05 2015 No.14220063 >>14219613 >we >vanilla I would pay a danuki for the pleasure of killing you all

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:46:51 2015 No.14220065 >>14220059 You gonna get molested in the police station by them

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:47:29 2015 No.14220066 >>14220059 You're plan will backfire when the CC Dark Elf police chief comes out and takes you into 'holding.' >"holding" is her office where she holds your hand and tells you about the stress of her job

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:49:00 2015 No.14220069 >>14219682 My melanin abundant sibling

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:49:27 2015 No.14220071 >>14220065 But that's against the law! >>14220066 >handholding She can't do that, I'm just a slut, she will break me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:50:23 2015 No.14220072 File: 340 KB, 1737x1447, 1443691354877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219709 >my immortal

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:50:53 2015 No.14220073 >>14220071 that's what she wants though, she wants to help turn your outer slutty ways inward so that you're her slut and only her slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:51:43 2015 No.14220074 >>14220071 >But that's against the law! Tell that to the Manticore officer. I'm sure she cares about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:52:30 2015 No.14220076 >>14219798 Sorry I'm not gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:53:43 2015 No.14220077 >>14220076 Well yes, that's why you have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:54:54 2015 No.14220080 >>14219930 And then your dick started melting as precious lifeblood was lost through your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:55:58 2015 No.14220083 >>14220080 I wouldn't mind melting inside a slimegirl, in the sexual sense.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:56:03 2015 No.14220084

>>14220062
That's pretty rad, but why do folks seem to think Dhampirs actually kill Vampires? The profile makes it sound more like kinky combat relationship counseling with extra threesomes on top. Sometimes they stick around permanently for all the Incubus dick and Vampire pussy they can handle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:57:29 2015 No.14220089 >>14220073 For some reason hanholding minbreaking sounds so appealing.. >>14220074 Oh god, I hope she won't be too rough. Actually, I want her to be as rough as she wants with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:57:29 2015 No.14220090 >>14220080 >lost through your ass. Eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:00:03 2015 No.14220094 File: 213 KB, 707x1160, clip (2015-10-14 at 09.59.28).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cu sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:00:45 2015 No.14220095 >>14220094 IT'S HAPPENING, IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED, OH DEAR GOD KC WHY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:00:58 2015 No.14220096 >>14220094 Ugh. Terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:01:30 2015 No.14220099 Well we all knew it was coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:01:35 2015 No.14220100 >>14220094 >>>>>>yet another furry thing I quit.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:01:43 2015 No.14220102

>>14220089
I think it's the fact that something so pure and lighthearted can be used for great evil that makes it appealing. Remember with great power comes great responsibility.
But responsibility is cool, but there are better things in life; like getting your dick rode all fucking night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:01:45 2015 No.14220103 File: 1.99 MB, 448x252, im just the boss man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220094 Ah FUCK. SHIT. FUCK! HE'S HERE, ISN'T HE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:01:50 2015 No.14220104 >>14220094 Thi is an edit, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:02:04 2015 No.14220106 File: 702 KB, 2500x3632, 1429690789527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220094 Here we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:02:06 2015 No.14220107 Oh yeah, I smell a shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:02:31 2015 No.14220110 >>14220094 Is it wrong I think it'd be kind of cute if not sexualized? Either way it's probably for the best he got this over and done with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:02:35 2015 No.14220111 >>14220094 I wanna make bets in fights between this thing and the cat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:02:53 2015 No.14220115 Welp, see you guys in a week!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:03:12 2015 No.14220116 >>14220094 it's 9 in the morning, I don't need this shit right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:03:24 2015 No.14220117 File: 547 KB, 500x257, andherewego.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220094

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:03:29 2015 No.14220118 >>14220094 It looks even uglier than cit sith. You know what I mean? Like the face is more "wrong", somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:03:49 2015 No.14220119 >>14220094 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:04:12 2015 No.14220120 >>14220094 Here it is, and it's exactly as everyone thought it would be. Furry like the Cait Sith plus green theme. And I think it's fuckin' adorable. Shine on, you crazy kemono drawing monsterlord, shine on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:04:13 2015 No.14220121 >>14220094 At least he got it out of his system. Now let's never speak of this again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:04:18 2015 No.14220122 >>14220094 I will wait for the profile to see if she can be saved, nothing wrong with a bit of fur anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:04:31 2015 No.14220123 >>14220118 >cit Cait sith, rather.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:04:34 2015 No.14220124 >>14220111 By fights you mean steamy futa sex right? I shouldn't even joke about that, I'll give .less ideas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:05:01 2015 No.14220126 >>14220111 >Cait Sith and Cu Sith fighting rings >Mike Vick is right at home here in MGC

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:05:10 2015 No.14220128 At least this means that next week it can't be cait sith, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:05:19 2015 No.14220129 Wait, I don't see it on kurobine

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:05:28 2015 No.14220131 >>14220094 That face looks so wrong. So do her breasts. They just dont fit on her body. It was to be expected anyway. So we can finnaly put it out of the way now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:06:07 2015 No.14220133 Well, time to kill the monster lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:06:11 2015 No.14220135 >>14220129 http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/cu_sith/page.shtml

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:07:06 2015 No.14220140 >>14220129 >tfw not everything in life happens at the same time You feel it too, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:07:37 2015 No.14220142 File: 309 KB, 934x629, clip (2015-10-14 at 10.07.12).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220129 >>14220094 Really dude?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:07:51 2015 No.14220143 >inb4 obligatory Cu Sith futa knotting pic by .less

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:08:02 2015 No.14220144 >>14220122 >furry >salvageable

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:08:09 2015 No.14220147 >>14220133 WIthout the monster lord it could be even worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:08:10 2015 No.14220148 >>14220133 are you going to watch her give birth first?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:08:11 2015 No.14220150 >>14220118 Yeah, the elongated nose just takes it to another level of horribleness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:08:13 2015 No.14220151 >>14220094 I want to see Cait Sith and Cu Sith in those Sarah McLachlan SPCA ads

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:08:49 2015 No.14220155 File: 44 KB, 429x750, 1444292723786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleep will make this better. Sleep where I pretend pic related is an anubis, and I'm the wall. Time to sleep until even memory dies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:09:25 2015 No.14220157 >>14220143 >he will still act like he trolled us super hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:10:35 2015 No.14220162 >>14220144 You heard me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:10:59 2015 No.14220164 >>14220135 >>14220142 I'm on mobile, maybe I fucked something up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:11:20 2015 No.14220165 >>14220157 What if he trolls us by never drawing it? Think about it. At this point, we're downright just expecting him to draw a picture like that. The greatest trick of all would be making us wait for the trick that never comes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:11:20 2015 No.14220166 >>14220157 >Futa cu Sith knotting a sub hellhound in a maid's dress He doesn't have to act. Anything gets a rise out of people here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:11:34 2015 No.14220167 >>14220122 >thinking there is any way to save what is literally a dog that walks on two legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:11:37 2015 No.14220171 File: 992 KB, 500x376, ALL HAS BECOME CHAOS WE HAVE DESCENDED INTO HELL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:12:19 2015 No.14220174 >>14220155 Where is that from anyway? I need some cuteness right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:12:23 2015 No.14220176 File: 200 KB, 500x276, KC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:12:38 2015 No.14220177 >>14220094 On the bright side, we no longer have to fear the day Cu Sith is released

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:11 2015 No.14220179 >>14220165 >What if he trolls us by never drawing it? It's .less He'll draw Futa even if he doesn't want to. It's ingrained into him, a part of who he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:21 2015 No.14220181 >>14220166 Oh you're just going full retard now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:21 2015 No.14220182 >There's already pro-furry posting We didn't shitpost the Cait Sith hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:33 2015 No.14220183 >>14220165 We'll never see it coming, literally. >>14220166 I mean, I also laugh at whiny babies, but it stops being funny after a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:33 2015 No.14220184 Hell has arrived.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:49 2015 No.14220186 >>14220090 The poison will make you bleed out of every hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:13:52 2015 No.14220187 >>14220094 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szP0IgyDdyI

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:14:09 2015 No.14220189 motherthefucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:14:47 2015 No.14220193 >>14220166 >Futa cu Sith knotting a sub hellhound in a maid's dress while the hellhound's husband watches

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:15:28 2015 No.14220196 >>14220193 Go away /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:15:38 2015 No.14220197 >>14220193 How do we add Anubiscuck into this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:15:49 2015 No.14220199 >>14220162 There is no saving this, are you crazy? If you're thinking of painting a furry in a good light allow me to be the first to tell you door's right there furfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:15:55 2015 No.14220200 File: 1.13 MB, 500x375, Stealth is an option.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220193 You need to stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:16:29 2015 No.14220202 >>14220193 >husband is collared and there's an anubis riding a futa dragon in the background Lets hit every button here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:16:37 2015 No.14220204 /d/ pls stop leaking, nobody wants you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:18:26 2015 No.14220211 >>14220202 The Anubis is fat. Not Chubby, not plump, Straight up gut hang that covers her vagina, three chins, thighs wider than socially acceptable women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:18:51 2015 No.14220214 File: 304 KB, 420x420, fukthis thread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp this thread is ruined for today, see ya'll in a couple threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:18:52 2015 No.14220215 File: 117 KB, 620x877, mascot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220204 /d/ doesn't have anything to do with furries though. They gave us jabberwock and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:19:17 2015 No.14220217 >>14220211 Every one has western noses

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:19:40 2015 No.14220218 >>14218128 >>14218203 >>14218147 >>14218160 >You will never be pinned down and forced to huff Manticore mane while she smothers you in her bestial musk of rape, sunlight, and the earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:19:56 2015 No.14220219 >>14220217 Over the line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:20:09 2015 No.14220221 >>14220202 >anubis riding a futa dragon If we're going for every shitstorm possible it needs to be yuri scissoring. Also a shy alp masturbating in the corner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:20:18 2015 No.14220223 >>14220214 Good idea. Boss, please fulton me right the fuck outa here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:20:25 2015 No.14220225 Use the other thread, leave the worries of this one behind.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:20:45 2015 No.14220226

>>14220174
I'm afraid I don't know. Google RIS, IQDB, and Saucenao all fail to find the source.

The only hint I got is from this post:
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/30255235/#30263423
One reply there implies that an artist by the name of "Reaver" drew it, but I can't find any art in that style by searching the 4plebs /tg/ archive for "Reaver".

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:20:57 2015 No.14220228 I'm so glad my thread wasn't the one used to inaugurate this horror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:21:19 2015 No.14220229 >>14220217 NO NO NO NO NO We're trolls, not Barbarians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:21:43 2015 No.14220231 >>14220197 Cu sith corrupting an anubis into a futanubis sith while they both knot a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:21:49 2015 No.14220232 Which monstergirl would be better if they were futa? Here is my list. >yeti >wendigo >Dhampir >Jabberwock (two dicks) >Wurm >All the horsepussies >the new girl Who else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:21:56 2015 No.14220234 >>14220228 Yeah let's make it the next one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:22:19 2015 No.14220236 >>14220217 Let's ask that one tumblr "artist" to draw it. You know the one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:22:57 2015 No.14220242 >>14220232 >>Dhampir Wat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:23:40 2015 No.14220243 >>14220234 >furry OP >giving license to get usnthrown the fuck out of here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:24:42 2015 No.14220247 >>14220242 Must be the pro vampire fucboi trying to ruin dhampirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:24:51 2015 No.14220248 File: 680 KB, 620x877, silly wurm-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] C is for Cut the crap and stop even mentioning furshit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:25:04 2015 No.14220249 >>14220232 >>All the horsepussies Get outa here fenoxo. thatsaid, futa nightare who pounds the fuck out of succubi as they sleep sounds hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:25:22 2015 No.14220251 File: 1.09 MB, 1920x1080, Myrmecoleon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW I don't have a problem with Cait or Cu Sith so long as they can at least partially polymorph themselves into not being full Kemonono mode

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:25:50 2015 No.14220254 >>14220094 >>14220142 I'd fuck it. I wouldn't waifu her but if she's cute enough she can get the D.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:26:06 2015 No.14220256 Futafags get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:26:20 2015 No.14220259 >>14220242 >>14220247 Why can't you imagine a futa Dhampir fucking her daddy while the vampire mother masturbates furiously to them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:26:30 2015 No.14220262 >>14220249 Just make it a magic dildo and scrap the whole futa thing. Then it's actually not a garbage idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:26:48 2015 No.14220264 >>14220236 >how come you get two wieners? How could I forget?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:26:53 2015 No.14220266 >>14220256 This. And take the furries with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:27:28 2015 No.14220270 >>14220248 Furry Wurm when? Everyone would love an unstoppable furry rape train who would crash through trees and mountains to rape them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:28:03 2015 No.14220272 File: 455 KB, 640x800, futahellhoundclean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220256 naw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:28:56 2015 No.14220277 >furry mg posted >furfags and futafags come out of the woodworks to defend their shitty fetishes Like fucking clockwork. I like guro but I'm not gonna defend it, it's pretty obvious why most people would hate shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:29:08 2015 No.14220278 Man this is not a shitstrom. this is a shit hurricane better luck next week folks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:30:29 2015 No.14220280 >>14220277 Anon, you need to realise that everyone is in parody mode right now. Ironic futa/furry posting is our way of coping with this monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:30:35 2015 No.14220282 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x720, campe a cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick! Discuss non-shit MGs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:31:15 2015 No.14220287 >>14220282 That looks shitty dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:31:21 2015 No.14220288 Someone saved that jabberwock futa from a while ago?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:31:35 2015 No.14220289 >>14220278 No, this is tame as fuck, because every one is baiting and no one is biting. Funposting with no victims, what this >>14220280 guy said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:31:41 2015 No.14220290 >>14220272 Naise Naise

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:31:54 2015 No.14220291 File: 1.83 MB, 540x720, 004.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220094 Fucking finally Best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:31:57 2015 No.14220293 >>14220142 A dog is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:32:10 2015 No.14220295 >>14220288 http://moldykins.tumblr.com/post/129508793707/ah-jeez-jabberwock-why-do-you-get-two-weiners-also

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:32:25 2015 No.14220297 >>14220280 Any community that gets it's laughs pretending to be retards...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:32:57 2015 No.14220301 >>14220288 >>14220295 You faggots are the absolute worst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:33:16 2015 No.14220302 >>14220297 We're in this thread, we're already retards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:33:28 2015 No.14220303 >>14220259 It's not going to work faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:33:37 2015 No.14220304 >>14220295 Holy shit. There actually is a point where something becomes so atrocious it's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:33:40 2015 No.14220305 >>14220289 >baiting Ahahaha maybe you, I'm finally talking about what I like! And there are so many of my kind in here!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:34:12 2015 No.14220306 File: 306 KB, 914x512, tumblr_n9yzodNPrk1r0w5oio1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220295

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:34:40 2015 No.14220310 >>14220262 >trading futa for yuri >wanting any of that shit To hell go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:35:27 2015 No.14220313 File: 514 KB, 500x600, 1444829727866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220306

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:36:08 2015 No.14220316

>>14220289
>>14220305
I know it's hard to believe, but furry isn't the devil.
Browse pixiv some time, a lot of good artists that regularly draw Touhou or Kancolle also throw in liberal amounts of kemono art and think nothing of it.
There are plenty of people who legitimately enjoy it.
It's just that we wouldn't force that fetish if it weren't topical. You don't see us making full furry versions of Anubis, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:36:23 2015 No.14220318 File: 944 KB, 1280x1339, tumblr_nk3vxkAO7j1r0w5oio1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220306

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:36:26 2015 No.14220319 >>14220306 What the fuck is that thing coming down over her mouth? Is it a fucking nose piercing? Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:37:02 2015 No.14220321 another for the trashpile I want nothing to do with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:37:25 2015 No.14220322 >>14220316 >>>/monster/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:38:40 2015 No.14220324 Thread theme http://youtu.be/JXQIYxS-Q00

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:39:09 2015 No.14220327 >>14220316 There's a select few furry artists on pixiv I actually like. There's this one guy who draws a cute OC with a witch hat who doesn't do anything too obnoxious for example, I just don't post it here because it's obviously not the place for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:39:32 2015 No.14220331 >>14220270 Wow. Don't give them ideas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:40:11 2015 No.14220335 >>14220094 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDwm7KnNrM

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:40:52 2015 No.14220337 >Futafags and furfags out in full force HOLD THE LINE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:41:44 2015 No.14220341 File: 130 KB, 534x400, ironic shitposting is just shitposting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220280

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:42:11 2015 No.14220345

>>14220316
I see your point, but
>There are plenty of people who legitimately enjoy it
is not an argument in its defence.

Furry isn't allowed here. It isn't posted here. The only reason Cait and Cu are posted is because of their inclusion within the MGE. That does support you argument, so maybe I should add on and clarify that while they're still allowed, I wouldn't be sympathetic to anyone who posts them, and is either told in less poilte terms to leave the thread/website/planet, or banned entirely.

Actually, I think it'd be hilarious if someone was banned for posting cait or cu sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:42:11 2015 No.14220346 >>14220316 >if it weren't topical >implying it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:42:45 2015 No.14220349 >>14220303 What about the other way around? A vampire fucking her daughter with her futa horsecock and the husband crying helplessly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:43:14 2015 No.14220352 >>14220302 Not retarded enough to abide furfaggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:44:18 2015 No.14220356 >>14220349 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:44:37 2015 No.14220359 File: 611 KB, 2000x2400, 1444830277722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only one person can save you from this horror. You'll feel all better soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:45:29 2015 No.14220366 >>14220359 Thanks doc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:45:56 2015 No.14220367 Kemono is not furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:46:09 2015 No.14220369 >>14220337 Just report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:46:45 2015 No.14220370 >>14220367 >snout >not furry

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:47:17 2015 No.14220371 What's the /hbg/ equivalent of the Cu Sith? With what are monstergirls having a shitstorm right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:47:36 2015 No.14220372 >>14220367 >>14220370 >90% fur >not furry

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:47:57 2015 No.14220375 >>14220371 A nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:49:06 2015 No.14220379 >>14220371 Well, /hbg/ I assume would have monsterboys as our version of human girls. Possibly this >>14220375?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:49:47 2015 No.14220380 >>14220371 That guy cosplaying anubiss?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:50:09 2015 No.14220381

>>14220310
>Not wanting to grope and make out with nightmare horsepussy as you pound and spitroast a succubutt, who is bent over and under the horse, sucking magic dildo

You're the faggot here.

>>14220316
>>14220327
How don't you get why you're hated. You're as bad as /mlp/, just because the Japanese furries aren't nearly as bad, doesn't give you a pass.

>>14220345
>That does support you argument, so maybe I should add on and clarify that while they're still allowed
No, furry is strictly forbidden anywhere outside of /b/ regardless of how relevant it is to the thread. Board rules.
>Actually, I think it'd be hilarious if someone was banned for posting cait or cu sith.
If any one cared to moderate this cesspool, they would be.

>>14220371
Human boys in fursuits

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:50:17 2015 No.14220383 >>14220356 No? What about the kikimora maid impregnating both the vampire and the dhampir with her knotty dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:50:34 2015 No.14220386 >>14220371 Some of you guys are alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:52:25 2015 No.14220391 >>14220381 >No, furry is strictly forbidden anywhere outside of /b/ regardless of how relevant it is to the thread. Board rules. So /mgt/ is prohibited outside of /b/ now? Yay?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:52:58 2015 No.14220395

>>14220381
>No, furry is strictly forbidden anywhere outside of /b/ regardless of how relevant it is to the thread. Board rules.

Yeah, I was thinking that the second after I posted it. I suppose the only reason I typed it is because I've not seen anyone banned for posting them.

We already know the mods are a bit sensitive to people reporting posts with a subjective definion of "rule breaking". Do you think they'd ban people who report the posting of cait and cu siths?

>>14220386
Don't go into Lescatie tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:53:22 2015 No.14220396 >>14220391 Except we do not abide the discussion or posting of furry, what the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:53:27 2015 No.14220397

>>14220381
>if anyone cared to moderate this cesspool

maybe if you shitheads would stop abusing the report function every time someone posts something you have a small objection to, someone might actually bother to come and pay attention, rather than brushing off reports and just chalking it up to "those faggots in /jp/"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:54:52 2015 No.14220401 >>14220391 Of the ~180, two are furry and may only be posted in /b/, strictly speaking. The rest belong here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:55:13 2015 No.14220402 >>14220391 There's a difference between furry and monstergirls, you silly person, you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:55:14 2015 No.14220403 On a brighter side, she's supposedly got a better personality than Cait at least, none of that abduction/mindbreak/stuck up noise. But yeah, better luck next week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:55:32 2015 No.14220404 Please guys stop fighting and discuss futa alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:56:14 2015 No.14220409 File: 187 KB, 265x265, Vamp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bully a vampire and make her cry like the worthless bitch she is!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:56:43 2015 No.14220410 >>14220371 Bonobo posting >It's totally a man, gals

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:57:05 2015 No.14220411 >>14220396 >>14220401 >>14220402 I'm talking about how you need to move to /d/ instead then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:58:01 2015 No.14220413 >>14220411 How'd you learn our language, native?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:58:11 2015 No.14220414 >>14220409 While her daughter fucks her face with her so much better than her father futa cock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:58:19 2015 No.14220415 >>14220411 Oh, you were just kidding then. Sorry Anon. Intent doesn't carry so well over the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:59:45 2015 No.14220419 >>14220415 Yes. The last part is serious though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:00:06 2015 No.14220421 >>14220397 >don't report rule violations, you whiny faggots I am a man of virtue Anon, your trickery will not work on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:00:08 2015 No.14220422 >>14220410 >Monstergirls posting Alex the Parrot, saying they'd love to fuck him >"But he's totally a human, right /hbg?! He even demonstrates self awareness and the ability to ask existential questions!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:02:02 2015 No.14220430 >>14220419 Posts like this are what make me happy, knowing that people still know how to do satire. You know your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:02:19 2015 No.14220433 >>14220419 Better dead than /d/

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:03:33 2015 No.14220437
File: 686 KB, 1746x1201, Through Rat, Maus Dies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14219591
Hey fuck you, before Schlomo Shekelstein ruined it with the blasphemy of The End Times, it was a perfectly fine Not!Gygax wankfest.

>>14219586
>>14219586
Total War when

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:04:34 2015 No.14220440 File: 154 KB, 600x450, Sleeping_Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220433 >dead >/d/ Pick only the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:05:02 2015 No.14220443 >>14220437 >Maus Dies But what will I sniff then !?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:05:20 2015 No.14220444 File: 213 KB, 658x603, putilo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220095 Already happened long ago in Petit Dungeon too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:05:45 2015 No.14220445 >>14220443 Dead moue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:06:03 2015 No.14220446 >>14220443 Maus corpse.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:06:40 2015 No.14220448

Why are you guys so scared of /d/ anyway? Is it for the futa? There are a couple of guys here that like that stuff (me included, only futa on female though). Or is it the vore, snuff, etc? I've seen all that stuff here anyway, I don't understand why all the hate when we just can be friends, /jp/ and /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:07:50 2015 No.14220452 >>14220381 >Being this assblasted

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:08:46 2015 No.14220455 >>14220448 Female on futa is better. >>14220452 >implying this much

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:08:56 2015 No.14220457 File: 319 KB, 676x502, she sees your bait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220448 Discuss how wonderful your Kraken nee-sama is and hopefully she'll give you a treat

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:09:33 2015 No.14220458

Remember that this too shall pass. We've survived all that has been thrown at us, we've weathered thousands of storms, infighting, external enemies, even infiltrators and saboteurs, yet still we stand. We are strong my brothers. We May fall to time, but never to this. Shine on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:09:50 2015 No.14220460 >>14220448 Hey, if futa stays then yuri needs to be here too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:10:15 2015 No.14220464 >>14220448 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:10:17 2015 No.14220465 >>14220448 We will never be friends, I promise you that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:10:57 2015 No.14220467 >>14220460 Well, yuri is part of KC's canon so it's already there. We just have a bunch of sperglords who don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:11:15 2015 No.14220468 >>14220448 >the old I don't get it line Die and rot /d/fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:11:40 2015 No.14220469 >>14220094 FUCK. Oh well, at least its over and done now like ripping off a plaster. It's just how I pictured it, too.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:11:46 2015 No.14220471

>>14220448
The majority of posters on /d/ are terrible in different ways. Go on some of the global fetish threads to see just how nuts some of them are.
There's a significant tumblr element there, and while I don't like to use that phrase, it's the only one I can think of which can convey what I really mean.
Some of them don't even know how to use exhentai, either. And I still won't be able to post loli on there.

Its only use is images, and because these threads are discussion oriented, having that /d/ discussion in these threads, with the people who post here, will not work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:11:48 2015 No.14220473 >>14220448 Go and look at the board right now, that should tell you exactly why. There's a thread were people are discussing making their own dildos to shove up their asses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:11:59 2015 No.14220475 File: 2.02 MB, 533x300, maximum oversmug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220460

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:12:09 2015 No.14220476 >>14220467 [Citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:12:19 2015 No.14220477 >>14220467 And now we have even more furry couples that we can breed together. What would a mixbreed retarded baby from Caith Shitty and Cu Shitty look like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:12:37 2015 No.14220479 >>14220467 Right? Now discuss yuri monstergirls, purest form of love!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:14:03 2015 No.14220483 >>14220103 I will never tire of this gif. Its especially funny to me because I just got the "Truth" ending for MGSV last night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:14:18 2015 No.14220484 >>14220467 >This guy again

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:14:41 2015 No.14220485

>>14220476
The fact that many monster girls will have sex with human girls to corrupt them or have sex with each other until they find a man. Plenty of material proving that so if you haven't seen it you have a selective memory or are blind.
>But anon that's bisexuality not yuri
Two girls having sex regardless of context is yuri, some anons will even flip their shit over monster girls pleasuring each other in a mfff threesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:14:47 2015 No.14220486 >>14220479 >Bait, your next mission is to shitpost in /mgt/ >Extract as many fish as you can get

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:15:38 2015 No.14220489 [DELETED]

>>14220476
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Slug
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Slime
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Liliraune
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus

Shall I go on

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:16:00 2015 No.14220492 >>14220475 I want to see an anubis version of Aako getting the smug fucked out of her as she takes in in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:16:09 2015 No.14220493 File: 274 KB, 200x200, 00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:16:31 2015 No.14220494 >>14220489 Sure, but do so in /u/, if you would be so kind.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:16:46 2015 No.14220496

For fuck's sake, people. You are in a thread dedicated to anthropomorphous sexualized mythological creatures and talking about how much you'd fuck them

This whole general should exist in /d/ given all the porn it has being produced, and now you are throwing a tantrum because one of the 200 monster girls is a furry.

Get over it, MGE wasn't made to abide to you, it was made so anybody could find a monster girl they like and everybody has the right to talk about it as long as it's topical. If people aren't able to even state their opinion on anything that breaks the norm there is no point of discussing anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:16:50 2015 No.14220497 File: 418 KB, 1092x1535, Flat Horse Pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So anon, did you enjoy the Horse Pussy / Spider Pussy races? Or did you enjoy the...intermission time between the set-up of each event?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:16:51 2015 No.14220498 >>14220485 This guy gets it, you guys are just a bunch of hetfags hating on purest form of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:17:10 2015 No.14220500 >>14220494 Nah, anon asked for citation on where yuri is canon HERE, not in /u/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:17:18 2015 No.14220502 >>14220493 Fuck off Tewi, this is a no fun power hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:17:28 2015 No.14220504 >>14220493 I blame Tewi's incredibly punchable face for my ryona/guro fetishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:17:30 2015 No.14220505 >>14220492 That's a lot of fucking smug. It's the smuggest thing I've ever seen, can you even fuck the smug out of it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:17:50 2015 No.14220506 >>14220494 >Ask for citation >Deflect with /u/ when faced with evidence

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:18:22 2015 No.14220509 >>14220497 I only watched the adult division! Loli horses are for daughteru purposes only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:18:40 2015 No.14220510 >>14220494 Shouldn't this thread be moved to /u/ then? MGE has yuri, as proven up there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:18:54 2015 No.14220511 >>14220506 You activated his trap card!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:19:20 2015 No.14220514 >>14220498 >hetfags Don't you go using my post to bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:19:32 2015 No.14220516 >>14220489 Reminder that it's all for the sake of minsterization and Yuri is out of KC's context.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:19:37 2015 No.14220518
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This what you Polt haters get for calling her a furry. This is karma, you guys brought it on yourselves.

You hated on her and insisted she was a furry when she wasn't, now you get an actual furry.

Think on your sins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:19:53 2015 No.14220519 >>14220489 And? The only canon yuri is Liliraune. And it's still used to lure men Other just fuck girl for transformation and lose interest after that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:20:03 2015 No.14220520 >>14220510 What makes you think anyone would fall for this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:20:20 2015 No.14220522 >>14220504 closest i got to liking guro was death panda

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:20:40 2015 No.14220524 >>14220514 But it's true though, these are retarded hetfags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:20:46 2015 No.14220525 >>14220518 Well now we can just hate her even more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:20:58 2015 No.14220526 >>14220518 >Literally just as furry >Snout and all >Literally covered in fur >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:21:14 2015 No.14220527 File: 29 KB, 366x439, clip (2015-10-13 at 11.08.51).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220516 >>14220519 >slug girl >monsterization Let me guess, it's a shit girl so it doesn't matter? Stay delusional fuccbois~ ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:21:25 2015 No.14220529 >>14220519 >and lose interest after that Citation please? Dolls still have active sex with their masters, regardless of sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:21:27 2015 No.14220530 >>14220444 What the fuck. Why do all those monster girls games are putting furries in them now?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:21:30 2015 No.14220531 >>14220518 Except she is furry Fuck off

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:21:43 2015 No.14220532

>>14220519
>Other just fuck girl for transformation and lose interest after that
See a few posts above, KC has stated monster girls with fuck each other if no man is around but still prefer it if they have a man. They won't go marrying each other but they're not above fooling around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:22:58 2015 No.14220538 >>14220532 >but still prefer it if they have a man Fuck that shit, males need to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:22:58 2015 No.14220539 >>14220518 Furry or not, I want hot sweaty sex with polt after her morning run.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:23:45 2015 No.14220542 File: 18 KB, 230x213, saitama1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220539 dogs dont sweat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:24:13 2015 No.14220544 >>14220532 >will only happen when they literally have no other outlet And that somehow makes you think yuri has a place here? You best be baiting son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:24:31 2015 No.14220545 >>14220542 Good thing she's a kobold and not a dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:24:49 2015 No.14220547 >>14220530 >petite dungeon >game made before /mgt/ was even born K kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:24:55 2015 No.14220549 >>14220527 >>14220529 >>14220532 Hetfags BTFO

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:25:09 2015 No.14220550

>>14220505
What's there to be gained from not trying?
First getting her to dress up in an embrassing costume, sneaking a vibrator in both holes and getting her all flustered as we go out in public together.
Maybe she'd stay smug, telling you that she can handle ten times this. And maybe you'd see her start to crack, her smile faltering at the corners as every movement of her legs sends another surge of sensation brushing up against her sensitive parts.

And if that fails to melt the smug from her, then it's time to bend her over, grab her tail to your chest in one arm, put a collar on her, grab the leash tight with the other hand, and doggystyle the sense out of her.
Just take all that frustration, and use it to fuel every angry, feral thrust you make into her, until you don't even care if she's smiling smugly as your shaft fills her up, or if she's been reduced to a moaning, ahegao-ing mess of sweat, drool and fluids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:25:11 2015 No.14220551 >>14220497 I have to say Horsepussy is pretty great

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:25:26 2015 No.14220552 [DELETED]

>>14220494
>part of a whole encyclopedia contains yuri, therefore everything must be moved
This is Monster Girl Thread, not Only Monster Girls In A Monogamous Heterosexual Relationship With A Man Thread. Some people like different things, grow some tolerance to different tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:25:33 2015 No.14220554 >>14220545 It's a joke based on the fact that she's a furry and able to be likened to a feral domestic canine, or 'dog', friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:25:37 2015 No.14220556 >>14220545 Reptiles don't sweat either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:26:28 2015 No.14220560 >>14220544 Actually you're wrong, the order would go something like man > casual yuri > masturbation, fingering themselves is probably the last option but we still have plenty of talk of lonely monster girls touching themselves don't we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:26:49 2015 No.14220561 >>14220550 It can't be done! She just pushes you over, crams the vibrators back in and goes for another ride! She's too smug!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:27:50 2015 No.14220564 >>14220539 Yiff in hell you furry bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:28:58 2015 No.14220568 >>14220560 >>14220560 So, all monstergirls are carpet munchers but we still can't talk about them? This is retarded.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:29:08 2015 No.14220569

>>14220475
>>14220492
>>14220505
>Ehh? My ass? Are you sure you're not just afraid of real sex?
>Don't lie to me, I can tell a little -pervert- like you only ever thinks of the pleasures of a girl's ass
>Come on then, let's see what you have, boy.

>Moaning already? Just imagine how my pussy must feel. But this is what you wanted, isn't it.
>I do hope you're comfortable. You're not getting up from this throne until you've at least made me cum.
>Trying to pull out so soon? Get back in here. You're going to help me get rid of these five hundred years of a dry spell~
>See, you're far too young to ever make me feel pleasure with your half-assed technique.
>It's all about... Mm! Finding the right rhythm.
>Oh? Twitching so soon? Don't you dare think about cumming just yet, boy.
>Hold it in as best as you can or it'll be the Mummy Baths for you~

-- SOME TIME LATER --

>Ah... Sweated alot.
>For such a child, you're quite resilient aren't you?
>Hmhm... your sleeping face is almost cute compared to that brutal thing between your legs
>Don't worry, you may have lost the battle, but I intend to train you until you're able to finally break me
>I look forward to our future together <3~

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:29:17 2015 No.14220570 >>14220552 >grow some tolerance to different tastes No, /d/-tier tastes have no place here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:30:04 2015 No.14220575 >>14220552 >grow some tolerance Am I in tumblr?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:30:29 2015 No.14220578 >>14220570 >yuri is /d/-tier Are you a mormon? Honest question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:30:37 2015 No.14220579 >>14220570 >yuri is /d/ tier And I guess pegging by kraken, furries, stinging, insect tails, slime vore, and half reptiles isn't /d/ tier

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:30:54 2015 No.14220581

>>14220529
>being changed to those of a dark slime which desires pleasure and to mix and melt together with a MAN during intense sex that provides a MAN’s sweet spirit energy to melt their brain in pleasure even more.
> awaken and fuel the hidden wicked desire to dominate a MAN within her, thus raising a demon.
>>Transformed females basically retain their memories from when they were humans, and their personality, but their values and thought patterns often change to that of a monster. Free of the emotional limitations and restrictions they once had as humans, they become free and unrestrained like other monsters, and as a result attack MEN who catch their fancy.
Etc
Basically all profiles say after transformation they turn into generic monster craving sperm, not dukes craving women love juices or something

>>14220549
Tumbrl BTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:31:01 2015 No.14220582 >>14220575 >4chan >no tolerance Am I in Reddit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:31:17 2015 No.14220584 >>14220560 >casual yuri>masturnation Nice headcanon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:31:56 2015 No.14220585 File: 269 KB, 718x720, slimelewd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, listen Slime p***y

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:32:14 2015 No.14220588 >>14220575 Tumblr is the complete opposite of tolerance, anything they don't approve of must be purged. This thread is pretty much tumblr with monster fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:32:21 2015 No.14220589 >>14220552 This isn't purest love general either, yuri will never be allowed, go back to your own board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:32:48 2015 No.14220591 >>14220581 Do tell me what part of that has anything to do with Dolls or anything I was implying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:32:50 2015 No.14220592 >>14220578 Are you an idiot? I don't care about yuri being here, but I will not be bullshitted into accepting trash in the name of "tolerance". >>14220579 It most certainly is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:33:12 2015 No.14220593 >>14220589 This is monster girls thread, yuri has monster girls you like it or not. Let people jack off to whatever they like as they let you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:33:31 2015 No.14220595 >>14220579 >implying any if that shit is encouraged here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:33:47 2015 No.14220596 File: 251 KB, 1200x1200, 1415585563100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best thread in a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:33:54 2015 No.14220598 >posts bait about yuri >yurifags defend it with their lives These guys, man...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:34:15 2015 No.14220604 >>14220595 But it exists in MGE, and this is a thread dedicated to MGs in general. If you don't like it ignore the discussion and talk about something you like, it's that easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:34:39 2015 No.14220607 >>14220593 NEVER.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:35:03 2015 No.14220609 >>14220593 Go back to /u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:35:05 2015 No.14220611 File: 976 KB, 1200x857, 1382374376880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220584 Go ask KC if you doubt it so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:35:09 2015 No.14220612 >>14220591 You can't read or something? >After being tempted by the doll, the two will gang and assault a MAN to “play a more pleasurable game with three people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:35:39 2015 No.14220613 >>14220598 I'm one of the repliers, I like straight sex way more than yuri and I still think yurifags should be able to talk about it. After all it's a thread dedicated to monster girls in general, not to your distorted idea of one

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:35:40 2015 No.14220614 [DELETED]

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>>14220581
Slug girl just says they like to assault women for funsies and get them all sticky, aka casual yuri.

The argument is about whether or not yuri is canon. Yuri is canon. Quit trying to move the goalposts you delusional prick and accept it.

Get
dunked
on

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:36:10 2015 No.14220618 >>14220598 Not the first time it happens, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:36:41 2015 No.14220621 >>14220609 Go back to /d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:37:05 2015 No.14220622 On the topic of things this thread hates

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:37:19 2015 No.14220623 >>14220613 >>14220618 Yeah, but it was clearly a bait, these guys are desperate.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:37:40 2015 No.14220624

>>14220604
>pegging
Faggots forcing it, no monstergirl is denoted to be an ass pirate
>furries
Not allowed out of /b/ anyhow and hated along with the other shit
>stinging'
This is /d/ how?
>insect tails
Again, what?
>vore
To monsterize you know this damn well
>half reptiles
You mean lamias? What about them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:38:18 2015 No.14220628 So if I want to fuck two girls, are they, like, not allowed to touch eachother or something? Is it yuri if the skin touches?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:38:30 2015 No.14220629 I want to wrap up a Cu Sith's pup in a plastic bag and throw it into a river!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:38:43 2015 No.14220632 >>14220624 It exists or doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:39:15 2015 No.14220633 >>14220628 You know pretty damn well that's not the problem here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:39:24 2015 No.14220634 File: 134 KB, 700x520, ~oowa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:39:33 2015 No.14220636 >>14220629 No. Fuck you and the cunts who turned beanbag Cait Sith into a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:39:47 2015 No.14220640 >>14220526 it's a nose not a snout, she has a human style face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:39:51 2015 No.14220641 File: 365 KB, 518x795, Kaede.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On the topic of things this thread hates

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:39:58 2015 No.14220642 >>14220633 The problem is people being more sensitive than a pimple in their scrotum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:40:20 2015 No.14220644 File: 110 KB, 640x480, petit dungeon boss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So is Carbuncle from Petit Dungeon a monstergirl or a furry? Or both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:40:32 2015 No.14220645 >>14220636 What? I was talking about drowning it

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:40:56 2015 No.14220646
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>>14220611
Oh fuck off, sure, I'll get the citation, of course you'll just focus on
>but yuri does exist!
while ignoring that it only happens for the sake of threesomes and hard yuri is not a thing in MGE. Doesn't mean jack, it will never be welcome here you cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:41:28 2015 No.14220649 File: 578 KB, 893x1200, 264_liliraune_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yuri is not canon in the MGE." - anon, 2015

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:41:31 2015 No.14220650 >>14220642 No the problem is people trying to force their fetish on a thread where most don't want it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:41:34 2015 No.14220651 >>14220642 This, people just can't stand purest form of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:41:36 2015 No.14220652 >>14220644 It's a dead game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:41:47 2015 No.14220653 >>14220645 Ignore its existence, don't try to justify it with some halfassed tsundere bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:09 2015 No.14220654 >>14220632 And it's not discussed here, so it's a moot point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:13 2015 No.14220655 >>14220646 It isn't welcome because people don't like it, however why does it matter? If people only talk about the same on every thread this will become a circlejerk that will end up with a janitor ban

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:31 2015 No.14220658 >>14220646 Mm. >>14220614

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:34 2015 No.14220659 File: 341 KB, 850x832, They can smell your fear, fetish, and spirit energy from miles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go ahead, run away, you'll just "accidentally" run into a Cockatrice who likes guys who can run.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:39 2015 No.14220660 >>14220653 >tsundere ? ? ? ? Are the anons hating about /d/ and yuri THIS fucking crazy???

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:51 2015 No.14220661 >>14220649 Those would be fine if they hated males.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:42:56 2015 No.14220663

>>14220633
You'd be surprised, people have got all angsty about the mention of it before.

Where's the fun in that when you could be fucking a cute yeti while a wurm coils around her and shares a passionate kiss to pass the time until it's her turn to get dicked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:43:14 2015 No.14220664 >>14220650 >Trying to talk about something is forcing it You know this is just text, you can ignore it and talk about something else. Let people talk about yuri if they want to, it isn't causing you any harm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:43:53 2015 No.14220666 >>14220663 NO MALES, fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:43:54 2015 No.14220667 I want to get super ultra hyper miracle romantic with a monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:44:13 2015 No.14220668 >>14220664 Sure, let's also allow everyone else to post about what they want and just ignore it. What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:44:16 2015 No.14220669 >>14220650 So I guess if I talk about how much I love Cheshire cat I'm forcing my Cheshire fetish into everybody else? Is that how it works?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:44:30 2015 No.14220671 http://shamenun.com/ >Yet another fucking shitstorm over trivial things

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:44:37 2015 No.14220672 >>14220660 Why actively talk about something you supposedly dislike?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:44:48 2015 No.14220674 >>14220667 Absolutely disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:45:26 2015 No.14220678 >>14220667 What!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:45:29 2015 No.14220679 >>14220667 Before or after the rape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:45:33 2015 No.14220680 >>14220668 You are missing the point. This is a thread for monster girls, people should be able to talk about them regardless of context, otherwise you are selectively censoring content because you don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:45:38 2015 No.14220681 >>14220672 Me??? Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:46:00 2015 No.14220685 This thread is by far the shittiest one in like half a year

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:46:25 2015 No.14220686 >>14220649 Liliraune doesn't crave the dick-shitposter, 2015

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:46:37 2015 No.14220687 >>14220668 Shockingly - nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:46:50 2015 No.14220688 You know what's funny? It took less than an hour for people to completely ignore Cu-Sith and start a shitstorm over something completely unrelated. .less where are you? We need some Cu-Sith material to get this back on track.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:46:56 2015 No.14220689 >>14220667 Only if you are a girl/alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:46:59 2015 No.14220690 >>14220678 >he isn't watching Kaneko Hiraku's newest masterpiece

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:47:11 2015 No.14220692 >>14220672 Well, we are all actively shitposting right now, why not shitpost some more

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:47:25 2015 No.14220695 >>14220681 I linked your post didn't I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:47:26 2015 No.14220696 >>14220680 You heard this guy, let's talk a bit more about futa monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:47:52 2015 No.14220699 >>14220668 Can't be any worse than derailing the general for an hour and 300 posts because of pure taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:48:28 2015 No.14220702 >>14220686 Did I ever say that, anon? Are you suuuuure?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:48:42 2015 No.14220704 >>14220695 Nope. That was another person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:48:53 2015 No.14220705 >>14220696 I hate that, but guess what, it's still monster girl related, so it belongs here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:48:53 2015 No.14220706 >>14220696 Reply to my post here pls >>14220232

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:49:12 2015 No.14220707 >>14220664 How about fuck no?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:49:55 2015 No.14220709 >Yuri and futa are allowed here Fucking finally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:50:05 2015 No.14220711 >>14220707 What? Do you feel emasculated if other people talk about their fetishes and they don't match with yours? Grow a spine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:50:06 2015 No.14220712 >>14220659 I want to be real close friends with an Elder Lilim who likes classic rock, cold beer and rebuilding vintage cars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:50:13 2015 No.14220713 >>14220685 >thread where Cu Sith appears is shit We knew it was coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:50:38 2015 No.14220716 >>14220232 Lich, she could give herself a horse wiener with her experiments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:50:54 2015 No.14220717 >>14220685 I'm just waiting for the purge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:50:58 2015 No.14220718 >>14220696 Not MGE related. MG don't produce SE, men do. A cock on a MG is just a fancy ornament, so it makes no sence for them to have one. >>14220704 What's that other question mark spamming retard going on about then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:51:14 2015 No.14220720 >>14220448 You are not a true /d/eviant First, do not annoy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:51:19 2015 No.14220721 >>14220709 Weak bait like this is offensive to me

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:52:34 2015 No.14220723

Nobody has a problem with "yuri" inside threesomes or things like that.

The problem is, or at least that's how I see it, that if you welcome any type of yuri here the "muh pure love who needs no man involved" faggots will appear with them, and they're the cancerous ones.

At least you fags stopped talking shit about my beloved vampires

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:52:44 2015 No.14220724 >>14220718 >so it makes no sence for them to have one if there is porn of it is because people find it hot, in the setting of MGE? idk pegging maybe

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:52:45 2015 No.14220725 HIDE FURRY POSTERS REPORT FURRY POSTERS DO NOT RESPOND TO FURRY POSTERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:53:45 2015 No.14220729 >>14220725 You are so late even slowpoke would be ashamed of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:54:37 2015 No.14220733 >>14220724 not when mamono mana is making all the men who want to take dick alps,

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:55:37 2015 No.14220738 >>14220729 A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:56:03 2015 No.14220740 File: 56 KB, 1756x449, fuck your purest love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220658 >but muh slug! >but it does exist It's the same shit as the futa question, okay for fanfiction, okay for /u/ or /d/, but not here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:56:25 2015 No.14220741 File: 705 KB, 1102x1200, 1404538840_1438090034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220729 Slowpoke is cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:56:29 2015 No.14220743 >>14220733 Damn he got me Also: >Man loves his kraken waifu >Asks her to try pegging while fucking because he heard prostate stimulation gives better orgasms >In the middle of sex he turns into an alp How awkward would that be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:57:14 2015 No.14220748 Genocide furries Genocide /d/fags Genocide yurifags DEUS VULT

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:57:35 2015 No.14220749 >>14220741 >You will never breastfeed your husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:58:14 2015 No.14220751 >>14220711 >lel just ignore it No. Okay? There will always be a shitstorm when yuri or any verboten shit comes up because we don't have to accomodate you, especially when /u/ exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:58:19 2015 No.14220753 >>14220748 God wills it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:58:36 2015 No.14220757 >>14220743 No that awkward. She fills the alp with tentacle and uses her until she finds a real man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:58:48 2015 No.14220758 >>14220723 So you mean there are guys that LITERALLY think that is the purest form of love and the way to make them happy is having them see two girls loving each other a la stalker/cucklord instead of loving someone themselves Well I guess...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:58:50 2015 No.14220759 >>14220743 Pretty awkward before it turned into tentacle rape where the kraken goes on about getting her nice and ready for when they both go out and try to find a new husband because someone wanted to experiment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:58:53 2015 No.14220760 >>14220748 DEUS VULT, BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:59:08 2015 No.14220763 >>14220741 >Fuck her hard and fast >Over an hour of fucking >She lays there like a lump on a log >Get discouraged, cum fast, go to sleep >Get woken up 3 hours later by her having multiple spontaneous orgasms

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:59:33 2015 No.14220767 >>14220723 They're already trying, so of course we hold the line. >inb4 someone says those are just trolls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:59:40 2015 No.14220768 >>14220758 Maximum over-orbit cuckolds

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 10:59:41 2015 No.14220769 File: 355 KB, 744x1052, 4607103e1f844fb851304b32c9a9e18d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220748 Reminder that this would never happen if this was a paladin girl thread.

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>>14220740
>Pure same sex relationships DO EXIST
>only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends
>bi [...] and fooling around amongst intimate friends
Thank you for proving my point, broski. Call me back when you wanna have another tussle, but I think this one has been wrapped up. How kind of you to do it for me, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:00:40 2015 No.14220772 >>14220748 You have my sword!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:01:08 2015 No.14220774 >>14220768 I shouldn't even be surprised, but I am

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:01:35 2015 No.14220777 >>14220751 So you confirmed a line of text triggers you so hard it must be censored. You would fit better in Tumblr.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:01:42 2015 No.14220778

>>14220561
Then you have to push back! Break all the rules, and do whatever it takes to make that smug anubutt yours.
Mix every Demon Realm herb into an incense that'll have her soaking her panties the moment she smells it, throwing her into a cock-craving trance. With any luck, she'll barely be able to think about keeping up her smug smile as you plow into her.

Still not enough? Then consider helping your self to a breakfast of humpty egg slime and raging mushrooms beforehand. Fuck her like an earthquake, making her quiver like jelly upon every thrust, and when you finally cum, still pumping wildly, you can fill up both holes until she's leaking like a broken faucet, with enough semen spare to coat her bronze back and her thick, wagging tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:01:45 2015 No.14220779 >>14220741 I want to nibble on her tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:01:56 2015 No.14220780 >>14220769 We need more paladins to purge furries and yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:02:21 2015 No.14220781 >>14220094 You guys deserved it. Now you will finally see that you are not different from furries at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:02:59 2015 No.14220786 >>14220779 I want to cut her tail and use it as fishing bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:03:04 2015 No.14220787 >>14220770 >doing exactly as I said you would >>14220646, only stuff like bi, in the official work, meaning no pure yuri ever, so no, go to /u/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:03:09 2015 No.14220788 >>14220748 Friendly reminder that true /d/fags keep to themselves, please redirect your crusade to the new wave of so called /d/fags in this thread thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:03:21 2015 No.14220789 >>14220759 >"I'm sorry! Just take it ea-Mphf!" >"Taking it easy won't put a baby in my belly! Now hold tight while I let you get some practice in before we have to go and get you knew clothes."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:03:45 2015 No.14220790 >>14220769 Nobody can beat the boy maker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:03:49 2015 No.14220791 File: 121 KB, 367x600, Matango.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Matango is starting to look better and better every week

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:04:06 2015 No.14220792 >>14220777 Say what you will, doesn't hurt me any cause yuri will always be hated and not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:04:18 2015 No.14220793 >>14220743 He wouldn't alp from that alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:05:08 2015 No.14220797 >>14220781 You seem upset, are you the original shitposter-kun? Maybe the muh monsterdudes raging manchild? How is it going?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:05:28 2015 No.14220798 >>14220792 >will always be hated Yeah, that's why it's canon in MGE and people make content for it, right?

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>>14220787
Who ever mentioned hard yuri except for you, though, I wonder? In case you haven't realized, the argument is "is yuri canon", and yes it is. If you'd like to have another argument for whether or not it will be welcome here, go ahead. My answer to THAT is: you're not /jp/. You are an anon in /jp/. A booty-bothered one at that, too, since you cannot handle a fetish you don't like being posted in your blanket hugbox at all. Perhaps you should consider growing a skin thicker than a snail's in the future before you peruse the internet, friend! Just some friendly advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:06:12 2015 No.14220801 >>14220770 >proving your point >confirmed purest love is a no go Hue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:07:30 2015 No.14220806 >>14220801 Read >>14220799 The point was that yuri exists, and it does.

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I just don't see what's wrong with yuri.

Like, c'mon, is it really so bad to imagine two young monster girls talking about boys, and which boys they'd like to drink under the table, only for one of them to go "hey, we should practice kissing so we're extra-good at it"? To think of them being awkward for the first few minutes thanks to the sexual tension in the air before finally the one with the initiative presses her lips to her friend's, gently forcing her tongue inside her mouth, the soft smacking sounds from their wet muscles meeting punctuated by their little whimpers of arousal...

Actually you're right, I dunno what I was thinking. Fuck yuri and fuck monster girls, I'm going to impregnate a human woman after doing some social networking in the Real Life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:09:21 2015 No.14220813 >>14220801 Not that I want to get involved in this argument, but I think it outright proves that it's the opposite of a no-go. Though again, I suppose that doesn't stop it from being hated. Even if the reasoning is cyclical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:09:32 2015 No.14220815 >>14220810 >still pushing it You guys never learn, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:09:40 2015 No.14220816 >>14220799 >lel I troll you! Pathetic. >who mentioned hard yuri but you Why don't you scan the thread a bit? >yuri is canon Not in the official work, cry more. >>14220798 No one cares about yuri itself, it's just not wanted HERE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:09:55 2015 No.14220817 File: 74 KB, 1000x1250, doge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This general sure is having fun, have a doge http://imgur.com/nEcXApo,VIg63Jn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:10:44 2015 No.14220820 >>14220806 So does cait and cu sith, doesn't mean they're welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:11:20 2015 No.14220823 >>14220817 Stop reposting this shit for no reason you wolfcunt.

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>>14220816
>Why don't you scan the thread a bit?
Because it's not related to this argument, friend.

>Not in the official work, cry more.
Oh? Are we ignoring what you posted so kindly earlier? >>14220740
Buddy. Pal. Step away from the keyboard, you're just getting upset over a losing argument. Take a nap, come back, maybe you'll feel better!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:11:46 2015 No.14220828 >>14220816 Maybe you don't want it here, but other people might. Let them be. >>14220820 This is a thread dedicated to monster girls, you can't just cherry pick the ones you like

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:11:54 2015 No.14220829 >>14220817 Hyphen you are good at drawing dog. I think you should draw more dog. Have you ever experimented with changing up your style? I'd love to see your drawings with more detail to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:12:21 2015 No.14220832 >>14220791 >not liking Matangos to begin with

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:12:34 2015 No.14220834 >>14220813 It's just as canon as futa, fursuits and other shit KC is too japan to blatantly deny e.i. doesn't exist in canon but people can make fanfiction if they want

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:12:47 2015 No.14220835 >>14220823 I posted wolf before, not dog >>14220829 I usually leave the details for linework, I like keeping sketches simple so I can change things around if needed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:12:53 2015 No.14220837 >>14220817 Doing god's work, would make that dog wan all night. And by all night I mean for 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:12:54 2015 No.14220839 >>14220649 This caters to my twin fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:13:11 2015 No.14220842 >>14220834 Mm. >>14220649

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:13:40 2015 No.14220843 >>14220832 Right, the guys in these threads are just a bunch of queers in denial. Matango is great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:13:50 2015 No.14220844 >>14220834 >Multiple encyclopedia entries mention MG yuri >KC mentions yuri exists in MGE >Not canon SURE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:13:53 2015 No.14220845 >>14220826 You're so predictable. Guess what, yuri is still not allowed. Eat it. >>14220828 >Maybe you don't want it here, but other people might. Let them be. Fuck those people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:13:58 2015 No.14220848 File: 682 KB, 550x668, 1437078180556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Cu Sith milk makes other girls become more 'furry.' In example Yeti becomes polar bear furry, hellhound becomes edgelord dog furry, Jink becomes muscle tiger furry etc."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:13:58 2015 No.14220849 File: 854 KB, 841x1187, GIANT RUSSIAN HORSE PUSSY SOLDIER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry Horse Pussy Kingdom will protect you from the big bad...dog...things. Won't even need the aid of Spider Pussy Kingdom for this either!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:14:20 2015 No.14220852 File: 103 KB, 541x800, Mataaango fever, it's gone and got me down. Mataaaango fever, it's spreadin' all around.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220843 >>14220832 >>14220791 Mah niggas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:14:39 2015 No.14220854 >>14220839 Yeah, they're nice. I would enjoy seeing a pair of human twins where one goes werewolf and the other goes werecat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:14:42 2015 No.14220855 >>14220797 I don't know who you are even talking about. It's just a fact that monstergrills and furry are the same thing.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:14:50 2015 No.14220858

>>14220769
We need more female paladin stories. No corruption, just a female paladin looking out for her bookish husbando and fighting off the monsters trying to take him.
Perhaps there could also be a shy succubus who genuinely has feelings for the guy and both her and the paladin would always be fighting. Both of them accusing the other of trying to poison his mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:14:51 2015 No.14220859 Reminder to not reply to yuri posters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:14:52 2015 No.14220860 >>14220837 yeah I was gonna say, all night sounds really annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:15:32 2015 No.14220862 >>14220826 >but only stuff like bi, as cause for monsterizations or harem will be mentioned in the official material Really, stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:15:33 2015 No.14220863 >>14220849 Shut up. I'm sure you have a horsecock as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:15:42 2015 No.14220865 >>14220832 I did though

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:16:40 2015 No.14220871 >>14220862 >People complain about ffm saying it's yuri >When Bi is confirmed canon people say it's not yuri Oh the hypocrisy

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:17:08 2015 No.14220873 >>14220842 What part of yuribait to lure men you don't understand? >>14220844 He said the same thing about futa and fursuit. They exist but he won't touch that shit

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>>14220845
>yuri is still not allowed
And what if I post it? Will ya report me to the mods for breaking an imaginary rule? Will ya shitpost me while throwing another baby tantrum? My honcho, please, give up.

>>14220862
"Yuri is canon, under these broad circumstances"... is exactly what I was going for. What's wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:17:12 2015 No.14220875 >>14220855 Anon, we may have our differences, but I did hope we were close enough for you to use good bait. But that's ok, I still believe in you...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:17:19 2015 No.14220877 >>14220828 >you can't just cherrypick the one you like This is bait right? You think just cause something is the encyclopedia it has a place here? I guess that's why there is so much discussion about cait sith, oh wait...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:17:22 2015 No.14220878 So how many of you people visit the rest of /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:18:23 2015 No.14220884 >>14220878 On occasion. Like now more specifically. Although I could just go play MGSV

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:18:29 2015 No.14220885 >>14220873 He won't touch that shit? Is that why he has all of these? >>14220489 And how he's drawn this to boot? >>14220649

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:18:33 2015 No.14220887

>>14220835
Fair enough. Given that, have you ever considered animating any drawings?

I'm not talking about full on smooth 24fps animation, but something like the equivalent of a flipbook. I feel like that sort of thing would work pretty well with the paizuri picture you just posted, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:19:07 2015 No.14220888 Ignoring this expected shitstorm, where is Lanternon? I need my paladin fix, and its been a long time since the last update and I really need to see just how the city reacted to his last kill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:19:28 2015 No.14220890 >>14220877 >just cause something is the encyclopedia it has a place here Actually yes. The title of the thread is monster girl thread, it should include any variation of it, otherwise change the title to something honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:19:33 2015 No.14220891 >>14220878 I lurk some threads from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:19:34 2015 No.14220892 >>14220878 Only for the occasional vocaloid thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:19:57 2015 No.14220895 >>14220888 >Lanternon Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:21:00 2015 No.14220896 >>14220848 I WANT TO FEED ALL GIRLS WITH CU SITH MILK! What if you give it to human girl? To whom she would furrify?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:21:01 2015 No.14220897 REMOVE FURRIES remove furries

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:21:37 2015 No.14220900 >>14220896 ape

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:21:55 2015 No.14220902 >>14220878 Me! Me! Me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:21:57 2015 No.14220903 File: 528 KB, 400x400, you-dont-want-to-know-what-this-is.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220887 I have tried. It's slow and infuriating I'll probably try again sometime in the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:22:03 2015 No.14220904 >>14220848 >Yeti becomes polar bear That makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:22:42 2015 No.14220905 >>14220900 A kakuen, then.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:23:03 2015 No.14220906

>>14220874
Doesn't matter what you were going for, we've known about for a long time and it didn't change a thing, yuri is still not allowed and everyone knows yuriposters are just looking to start shit.
>b but we really do like it!
Then go to /u/ because you don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:23:17 2015 No.14220908 >>14220848 >feed it to a vampire >she starts to sparkle intensely

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:23:44 2015 No.14220909 File: 82 KB, 700x454, 1438914745795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd engage in a platonically loving relationship with a Cu Sith and there's nothing you faggots could do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:24:01 2015 No.14220910 >>14220848 Anon please. They're just kobolds with magic and combat ability.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:24:15 2015 No.14220913 >>14220908 She'd probably turn into a bat or a leech or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:24:28 2015 No.14220915 >>14220890 Sorry anon, it doesn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:24:31 2015 No.14220916 File: 187 KB, 800x1000, Amazon Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220863 You shut your whore mouth when spoken to and stop spreading bullshit.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:24:58 2015 No.14220918

>>14220903
Yeah, I can imagine. If you haven't heard of him, one artist who goes by the name of "Plague of Gripes" does some animations, and I'm sure he has some videos where he talks about the transistion from drawing to animating. Check it out, if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:25:11 2015 No.14220920 >>14220829 Ok I lied, I have tried lining and shading in halftone http://i.imgur.com/VbdXgSX.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:25:29 2015 No.14220921 >>14220905 No, he's talking about turning them into horrid, savage beasts. She'd be black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:25:29 2015 No.14220922 >>14220832 Still weirded out by that movie, but I like the design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:25:31 2015 No.14220923 >>14220885 >fuck human girls for monsterization >yuri to lure men I don't know what you are implying Sex for fun in case there is no male may exist Sex to arouse male exist Pure lesbian love not They literally need sperm to live

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:25:46 2015 No.14220924 >>14220896 MAMONO MANA would turn her into another Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:25:53 2015 No.14220925 >>14220874 >kamenfaggot is a yurishit Not surprised in the least. Shit taste is your body and blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:26:13 2015 No.14220927 >>14220915 >It doesn't work >Is given an explanation why it works >IT DOESN'T WORK

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:26:13 2015 No.14220928

>>14220884
>Only have the extreme/subsistence missions to S rank now
>Last night I finally S ranked [Extreme]Metallic Archea (Brennan anti-material rifle, basic situational awareness and some luck)
>Still don't want it to end
I'm over 100 hours in and still loving MGSV. I don't care about the silly ending twist or the weak story, the game has been so much fun.

At least when its over I can bring myself to start writing again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:26:23 2015 No.14220931 >>14220920 As someone who sucks at shading, I think this is ok. ...Take that as you will.

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>>14220906
If you love men so much, you should go to /hm/, the place for men! See how silly that is, anon-kun? What if I like both heterosexual and homosexual relationships? Is there a monster-girl-related board for monster girls who engage in romantic relationships with men and women alike? Perhaps we should petition for that to be the case, so you can be left in your stagnating pool of bullshit.

Except... that's not how the world works. Learn to live with your neighbors, chief.

>>14220923
>They literally need sperm to live
Wroooong.

>>14220925
Any more unrelated insults you'd like to throw my way, salty? I've got a bridge full of Nofucks, I can be here all day for ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:27:40 2015 No.14220935 File: 38 KB, 208x301, 1442807481544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220848 >get tons of Cu sith milk >sneak into Holstaur milk factory >replace all Holstaur milk with Cu Sith milk >enjoy the show Perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:27:47 2015 No.14220936 File: 495 KB, 721x995, 14294546593138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >She will never invite you to the beach

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:27:52 2015 No.14220937 >>14220888 >I really need to see just how the city reacted to his last kill. His thing is the paladins/HFY promised land, what kind of reaction do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:28:17 2015 No.14220938 >>14220918 Yeah I know him, I haven't watched many of his animations much but I guess I could see and learn a thing or two Most of what I've gathered is from spazkid and rubberninja

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:28:34 2015 No.14220939 >>14220928 Really? I can't write either. Although my reason is that work keeps making me do things (Cue shock) so I can't write during the dead hours of second shift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:19 2015 No.14220942 File: 183 KB, 600x550, 1422029029291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220878 I came for a quick look around /jp/ to see if it was any good... your reputation precedes you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:29 2015 No.14220943 >>14220936 Why yes, I would put my baby juice in there.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:37 2015 No.14220944

>One guy train his whole life to defeat monster girls
>Learns swordsmanship, magic, get's blessed by the gods
>Become top-tier paladin able to defeat even dragons
>Doesn't try to purge or anything a paladin would usually do
>Instead uses his powers to rape married MGs

I came up with that and it still pissed me off, I hope a Lilim turns him into a sex slave or even straight up kills him

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:38 2015 No.14220945 >>14220855 And now it's the part where I, with the fervor of God's chosen, explain very patiently to you that it's not the same thing right? I don't care, say something funny or go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:43 2015 No.14220946 >>14220936 >You'll never offer a Oni sweets

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:49 2015 No.14220947 >>14220935 >>14220935 http://exhentai.org/s/84fe9ae9ee/732497-5 Click at your own risk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:29:51 2015 No.14220948 >>14220895 It just made me realize, after all this time so many writefags must have been forgotten by now. Its a little depressing when you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:30:19 2015 No.14220951 >>14220934 Good to see you guys!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:30:47 2015 No.14220954 >>14220927 Anon be real, only a newfag or a troll would say that if it's in the guide or given some leeway in The Q&A that it's allowed here. Guess that's why we have monsterboys, futa and yuri...oh wait no we don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:30:49 2015 No.14220955 >>14220936 Wait he started drawing Hana and Alexi again? Thank the gods, they're some of the hottest muscle girls out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:30:50 2015 No.14220956 >>14220947 If only all the furry was female kemono + human male...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:32:00 2015 No.14220959 >>14220948 Well, we still have Alp... Just kill me now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:32:07 2015 No.14220961 >>14220954 Because it's shitposted to hell and back, fucko.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:33:30 2015 No.14220967 >>14220954 If people stopped replying to yuri and futa posts, the trolls would get bored of no bite, and the yurifags would be content. And both things would end up sparing this thread of 300 posts, so why are you triggered so hard by it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:33:41 2015 No.14220968 >>14220948 It happens, life goes on blah blah, but hey someday they can come back alive. Except Cap, god damn you leaving us for 3D family, oh and the ones burned at the stake.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:34:39 2015 No.14220969

>>14220934
>if you don't like Yuri you're gay
About what I expected from some manchild who watches kid shows.
>learn to live with your neigbors
You have an entire palace of Yuri in/u/, you have no reason to be here. So don't get comfy, you can be here all day? So can I, making sure your kind never settles, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:35:31 2015 No.14220972 Sweet Satan, god dammit KC. Maybe it's time for a day off from the thread...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:35:54 2015 No.14220974 >>14220961 And all is right with the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:36:04 2015 No.14220975 >>14219399 She's coming along nicely Snibako.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:36:18 2015 No.14220978

>>14220937
It isn't really though. Humans won the big deciding war, but its implied that monsters have some sort of power or control in the government because otherwise they'd all be exterminated by now in that world. The laws protecting them even after all that happened are really fishy, I hope it gets brought up at some point.

But anyway, his last MC was all for monsters and it seems that many of the population like them too. I mean, Victor was bitching in an earlier chapter that loads of guys were walking out of bars with a monster clinging to them at one point. I'm sure some guys will be pissed, some will seem him as Paladin Frank Castle and admire him, and the monsters will be shitting themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:37:06 2015 No.14220984 >>14220967 >still asking why Read the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:37:08 2015 No.14220985 >>14220972 Better make it a week, at least until the next girl arrives.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:37:59 2015 No.14220990

>>14220956
I've been meaning to do a Caith Sith/Cu Sith short that may or may not involve polymorphing into a more human form in order to mate easier while still maintaining some animalistic aspects such as neck biting or cock milking vaginas but I digress.

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>>14220969
Considering you're the one going "nyeh nyeh nyeh can't hear you" over the fact that I've dunked you multiple times throughout this argument... and you're the one saying "it'll never happen, fuck you kid"... I gotta question your moral high ground here.

But sure, keep getting upset over how people like something you don't. Maybe someday you'll go outside and realize the world doesn't revolve around you? I doubt it, personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:38:21 2015 No.14220992 >>14220939 Yes really. MGSV is my personal game of the year, and if it was released without all the bullshit cuts I'd probably put it as a game of the decade contender. Metal Gear Solid 3 is still the best in the series

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:39:36 2015 No.14220998 >>14220984 No, reply yourself you lazy ass, otherwise you're just proving you have no argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:39:36 2015 No.14220999 >>14220992 >MGSV is my personal game of the year Mine is Witcher 3. We must do battle now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:39:44 2015 No.14221002 >>14220985 Nah, this'll blow over next thread. This was 1.5 worse than when cair sith was revealed. No big deal really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:41:47 2015 No.14221013 >>14220998 >This hasn't been answered a thousand times before >you have no argument if you don't reply! Sure, whatever, you "win"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:43:19 2015 No.14221022 >>14220936 She's just showing off for the guys, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:43:32 2015 No.14221025 >>14220991 >dunked me Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better enough the fact yuri is still, and will never be okay here. Kamen rider sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:43:42 2015 No.14221026 >>14220094 Maybe next wednesday will be better. But AT LEAST people anticipated that that this was going to happen at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:43:46 2015 No.14221027 >>14221013 man you're stupid. If I'm talking seriously you are being retarded, if I'm a troll you just bit bait 40 times and you're being retarded anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:44:35 2015 No.14221031 In other news, new furniture to add to the house. I always wanted a couch to match the lazy boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:45:03 2015 No.14221034 File: 243 KB, 750x1000, 1429490636725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pants off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:45:21 2015 No.14221036 >>14220978 I've read the story, and while respecting a more sober approach to monstergirls still couldn't get past all the humanity glorification vibe going through. With both of the stories, actually. But whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:46:21 2015 No.14221041 >>14221034 I only follow orders from Lilims and vampires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:46:55 2015 No.14221043 >>14221041 Boo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:48:19 2015 No.14221049 >>14221034 Nah I'm fine, where are the Khepris at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:48:27 2015 No.14221050 >>14221034 You are not the boss of me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:48:38 2015 No.14221051 File: 2.18 MB, 854x480, ABANDON THREAD AT MACH SPEED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221025 >Kamen rider sucks Oh shit that's it. You've gone too far, boss! I'm out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:48:52 2015 No.14221052 >>14221050 And you're not so big

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:49:34 2015 No.14221056 >>14221052 Life is unfair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:49:38 2015 No.14221057 >>14221049 In the pit. But the pit is frozen over because reasons that hack will never explain.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:50:29 2015 No.14221061
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>and so anons kept shouting, calling names, accusing and doomsaying like there was no tomorrow, oblivious to the greenish girl squatting and silently watching them from aside
>the young Mantis was a bit puzzled by the human boys' loud behavior, double so as it was her first time seeing their kin at all, but it didn't bother her much
>her estrus was to start in just a couple of hours, something she had learned to predict after going through a few cycles, and while those previous had all been spent alone and fruitless she was now fairly confident with her procreational success after stumbling into this crowd
>their violent engagement with each other only served her means, as she saw it a perfect opportunity to snatch the closest one and dash off before anyone reacts once the time comes
>and yet, sitting there and jiii~-ing at the humans, she couldn't help but think that they were definitely the most strangely-behaving beings she'd met so far

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:52:03 2015 No.14221068

Sick of shitposting? Sick of other people's head canon ruining everything? Well take this short application and see where you will end up in MGC today! (All expenses will be covered by the government so don't worry, you won't be homeless)

1.) How old are you?/What's your DOB?
2.) How much schooling do you have?
2a.) If you've completed college what's your degree in?
3.) Do you prefer to work indoors or outside?
3a.) What is your 'dream job'?
4.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
5.) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
6.) Where do you prefer to vacation at? (this question will help in regards to where you will be living)
7.) Are you good with children?
8.) Are you religious?
9.) Do you mind an Elf that may or may not be older than you by a few decades? (if so you can meet me at the Oni bar off 43rd and Rapeby)
10.) In no more than 300 words explain to me why you should be hired for the job you REALLY want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:55:23 2015 No.14221086 File: 138 KB, 1000x1000, 1394514714637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221068 Yup, that'll do it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:55:55 2015 No.14221089 I'm finally home, we can still talk about yuri and futa, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:55:58 2015 No.14221090 >>14220945 Well you could try, but wouldn't change that both are the same kind of xeno appeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:56:50 2015 No.14221096 >>14221068 Fuck off CIA Don't make me do some schoolshooting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:56:54 2015 No.14221097 >>14221068 Too many questions I have a functioning dick and I want a MG waifu When do I start?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:58:28 2015 No.14221103 >>14221061 I believe in you Mantis-chan, you will get your husband today !

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:58:38 2015 No.14221104

>>14221068
20, July 4th
Still Highschool ;_;
Indoors, and maybe outside depending on the season.
X-Ray Technician
Working the job above
Maybe working an advanced version of the job above.
I like places with tepid climates, and gorgeous mountainy scenery.
I dunno, maybe.
No clue.
I like Elves, so sure.
I want money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:59:43 2015 No.14221107 >>14220934 >>They literally need sperm to live >Wroooong. But that's right, newfag.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:00:32 2015 No.14221112

>>14221068
29, March 31
College
BA Education
Either
Veterinarian
Making dosh curing kobolds and nekomatas
Having my own practice
Anywhere with fair weather, though I love rain
Don't like kids much
Not religious
Rape da elves, but consensual is fine too
I'm willing to whatever it takes and I'm wholly commited to my practice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:01:00 2015 No.14221113 >>14221096 CIA doesn't do school shootings anon that's rap music. >CIA just drugs you under the radar for 10+ years and then doesn't take any credit for when you commit an act of terrorism

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:01:06 2015 No.14221115 >>14221107 It really isn't, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:01:48 2015 No.14221119 >>14221107 Please explain how monster girls survive until they get a husband, if they even get one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:01:51 2015 No.14221120 >>14221107 Na you're wrong. They can survive off normal food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:02:06 2015 No.14221121 >>14221089 :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:02:55 2015 No.14221127 File: 815 KB, 1800x1200, 1426594148911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can your waifu lounge convincingly?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:03:26 2015 No.14221129

>>14221068
1) Mid/late 20s
2) Highschool
3) Indoors, fuck the sun
4) Being 5 years older
5) Being 10 years older
6) I don't like holidays
7) Seaside
8) Spiritual but not religious
9) Well I don't hate elves
10) I'm willing to put up with a lot of shit for a wage packet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:03:49 2015 No.14221132 >>14221127 >Kobold >Couch too big >Just kinda flops there and pouts My heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:04:16 2015 No.14221136 >>14221115 >>14221119 >>14221120 Monstergirls love the dick, there, fixed, calm down yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:04:26 2015 No.14221139 >>14221113 >implying CIA is not the one who encourage you to kill people by posting "DO IT FAGET" posts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:04:31 2015 No.14221140 >>14221127 >stabs you repeatedly while giving head

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:04:37 2015 No.14221141

>>14221036
Well, the MC of his first story was meant to be a powerful Hero, but his quest was over before he could even begin it, and the current MC is an elite Paladin. They're both going to be overpowered compared to most people. That said, I agree that it'd be nice if he had a normal guy as his next MC or something. I doubt it'll happen because Lanternon mentioned he wanted to write about a mage for his next story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:05:02 2015 No.14221144 >>14221107 Read the world guides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:06:08 2015 No.14221152 I warned you about hard yurifags, but you guys didn't listen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:06:53 2015 No.14221158 >>14221132 Dachshund kobold. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:07:52 2015 No.14221163 File: 47 KB, 640x480, clip (2015-10-07 at 02.11.02).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221136 >get BTFO by three different people >"y-y-yurifags...!" Delusional fuccbois. Every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:07:56 2015 No.14221165 >>14221152 Oh shut up, we held the line, all is well till next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:08:14 2015 No.14221167 >>14221129 Oops 7 was supposed to be part of 6 as don't like holidays/seaside if I must.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:08:21 2015 No.14221168 >>14220644 Both.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:08:22 2015 No.14221169

>>14221068
21, November 23
Highschool
Outside, a physical job
Shitposting
Shitposting in my own house
A place that isn't too hot, I don't mind cold and rain.
Yes
Not much
I do like elves when they're not just rapebaits
Because If I like the job I'll do it better than most people

>>14221104
>X-Ray Technician
Hey, that's also one of the things I'm studying.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:08:56 2015 No.14221171

>>14221068
-31, 9/8/84
-College grad
-Associates degree, Computer Networking/Repair
-Indoors; preferably anything that doesn't involve any kind of social interaction
-Dead
-Long since decomposed
-Some place away from crowds that has nice scenery.
-Pretty good, actually
-No. I believe there is a God, but I have zero faith in the people preaching his word.
-Depends on the attitude of said Elf.
-How about you telling my why it was necessary to inquire about the applicant's religion. I don't feel it's relevant to the job at hand, and if my employment is decided by such a factor, then I'll take my business elsewhere rather than risk getting involved in a potential lawsuit over religious profiling

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:08:58 2015 No.14221173 >>14221163 >still wasting images

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:09:05 2015 No.14221174 >>14221163 Sorry yurifag, are you mad because monstergirls love the dick and you hate it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:09:10 2015 No.14221175 >>14221127 >Dormice >Try her best not to fall asleep >Falls asleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:09:32 2015 No.14221177 >>14221068 >Giving ANY real information to /mgt/ I wouldn't do that even if I suspected real monstergirls were compiling the data.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:10:09 2015 No.14221179 File: 12 KB, 249x212, sineb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221136 >>14221163 >>14221174 >tfw

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:10:24 2015 No.14221182 >>14221090 Eh, if it's cute fuck it and don't be a faggot as they say

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:10:25 2015 No.14221183 >>14221171 >posting full DOB >31 The fuck are you still going here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:10:27 2015 No.14221184 >>14221177 Windows 10 and Google already know everything about you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:10:45 2015 No.14221185 >>14221163 Way to put the male scum in their place, fellow sister/u/. Monstergirls are pure. Men stay out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:11:10 2015 No.14221187 >>14221174 >and you hate it Confirmed anon loves dick and would love to be an alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:11:59 2015 No.14221191 >>14221183 You can't leave. This is Hell.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:12:18 2015 No.14221194 [DELETED]

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>>14221174
Not particularly, no. I'm a man after all.

>>14221185
But then how will I be able to make love to monster girls in my fantasy land where monster girls exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:12:54 2015 No.14221197 >>14221187 Don't call me a faggot just because I don't hate my dick, yuriscum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:13:14 2015 No.14221198 >>14221183 You'd be surprised how many 30+ year olds are here. Just because you're over a certain age doesn't mean you can't enjoy something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:13:33 2015 No.14221201 >>14221183 Not him but you don't stop having fetishes just because you're in your 30s. Besides I think we have a few people older than that here from what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:14:02 2015 No.14221202 >>14221163 >>14221194 >spamming the thread with Undertale pictures

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:14:14 2015 No.14221204 >>14221194 Cut your penis right now, monstergirls wouldn't want to fuck you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:14:47 2015 No.14221207 This place makes me wish murder wasn't illegal sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:15:14 2015 No.14221210 File: 52 KB, 416x700, 1443989634057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221171 >there are oldfags here who would die before great VR waifu revolution I'm so sorry guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:15:18 2015 No.14221212 >>14221201 True. I hear SnowDrake is in his mid 30's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:15:25 2015 No.14221213 >>14221207 I just want to make OC. Please sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:15:49 2015 No.14221215 >>14221197 >hetero sex has a dick and two balls, a vagina and two tits >yuri sex has two vaginas and four tits If you like women more then yuri is clearly the most attractive choice, checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:15:50 2015 No.14221216 >>14221204 Well that's just rude, isn't it? I'd have to ask KC about all the different types of polarized genders monster girls would go for in any case...

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:16:23 2015 No.14221220

>>14221068
1. 21. April 29th, 1994. (International Dance Day, wooh!)
2.Highschool level. Currently taking college courses for CIT.
3. Indoors
4. Finishing up my degree and looking for work.
5. Hopefully nicely set up in a modest home with a stable job.
6. Anywhere with impressive architecture. I'm a sucker for historical buildings.
7. I can get along with them.
8. Agnostic as hell.
9. Older women and Elves are my fetishes, so no, I don't mind.
10. When I really pursue work that interests me, I put my all into it and won't settle for anything less than a perfect result.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:16:37 2015 No.14221222 >>14221185 >>14221194 >>14221197 >>14221204 Fuck off. Both of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:16:40 2015 No.14221223 >>14221185 You sound like some manhating feminazi and the irony in all this is that you're probably just some fat greasy male yurifag, like all the other yurifags out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:17:09 2015 No.14221227 >>14221202 I'm assuming either a lot of posts will be missing in a few hours or the janny has seen the new girl and wrote this thread off, knowing a mega shitposting session will happen regardless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:17:34 2015 No.14221230 >>14221204 >tfw you hate a line of text so much you tell them to mutilate Bro chill down, go play some games or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:17:42 2015 No.14221232 >>14221223 you legit cant tell apart satire from non-satire anon was right, the delusion really is strong in this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:17:43 2015 No.14221233 >>14221215 Just cut off your penis already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:18:14 2015 No.14221236 >>14221202 That's what that is? No wonder those threads keep getting deleted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:18:18 2015 No.14221237 >>14221198 You just have to be less open about it. Nobody wants to see a snowboarding grandma or a WWII vet pining for the warmth of a Salamander comrade-in-arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:18:34 2015 No.14221238 >>14221223 I'm sure half this general is fat greasy mgfags, so it makes sense then

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:18:41 2015 No.14221240 >>14221212 SnowDrake was one of the people who came to mind. We also have at least 2 different anons who are happily married.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:19:10 2015 No.14221243 File: 133 KB, 500x333, 1437902724436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221223 >>14221222 >falling for such blatant shitpost

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:19:23 2015 No.14221244 >>14221223 Holy shit this, why yurifags hate their own gender so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:19:36 2015 No.14221246 >>14221233 Read >>14221230 You are seriously behaving like a manchild, telling people to mutilate themselves because they are saying something you don't like, go to tumblr

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:19:47 2015 No.14221247 >>14220094 ... goddamn it Let me get the peanut butter.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:19:50 2015 No.14221248

>>14221104
After some searching we found a nice spot for you. You get to work with the dedicated Shirohebi nurses at Sacred Ryu Hospital. Granted you will be an intern, making little-to-no money the first couple of years but work well and you might even get to have lunch with the kindly (slightly older) Ryu Chief of Medicine! You will live near the mountain hospital in the dorms behind the grounds. (There might be a slight ghost infestation but don't worry all of the girls there know how to ward off spirits)

>>14221112
I find that 'Rape da elves' jab not funny sir, we elves don't like that stereotype made in part by old (false) Orc tales and Japan. But, there's a spot for a veterinarian needed at Ol' McNasty's farm. Where nothing but the biggest Mino and Centaurs are around and their Kobold's have litters almost every month! Have fun and don't get raped, or else you lose your job and become family, forced to tend to a ranch you don't want.

>>14221129
You are now one of MGC's famous lifeguard squad! You work at a public pool five days a week and you have benefits to boot! You do have to worry about the older groups that come in though, it's hard to tell a GILF you're not interested when she's wearing a micro bikini. unless if you're into that sorta thing of course!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:20:40 2015 No.14221251 >>14221246 But you don't like your penis, why do you have it then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:21:12 2015 No.14221255 >>14221237 30 isn't too bad, most anons are only a few years away from it anyway looking at the average age threads. I'd be confused if someone in their 40's was here though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:21:15 2015 No.14221256 >>14221243 >he calls that bait >implying I don't just want them to leave because they're shitpisting Uh >This too was bait anon, Lel I troll u Huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:21:20 2015 No.14221257 >>14221244 >>14221251 >Yurifags hate their penis So MGfags hate human women? Is that how it works? Having a fetish fantasy doesn't mean anything IRL, you should know that if you are on the internet

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:21:28 2015 No.14221259 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:21:45 2015 No.14221260 >>14221244 Because they are basically transexuals self inserting into girls. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:22:13 2015 No.14221262 >>14221251 >implying he isn't a MtF transkin

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:22:21 2015 No.14221264 >Go to MonsterMart >Potion section >Brand new Elixir of sensibility >Makes the entire Man's body as sensitive as his penis >Only $2.99 How many do you buy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:22:53 2015 No.14221267 File: 1.68 MB, 1280x720, thirst.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't even do anything this time, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:22:56 2015 No.14221268 >>14221257 Anon, yurifags hate dicks, this is a fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:23:00 2015 No.14221270 File: 684 KB, 1920x1080, ahri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221259 Kitsunes yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:23:22 2015 No.14221271 File: 8 KB, 300x100, 4chan heroes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221257 >So MGfags hate human women? Is that how it works? Where do you think you are? You should leave while you can

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:23:40 2015 No.14221273 >>14221248 Are there holsts and weresheep also?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:23:50 2015 No.14221275 >>14221264 Not even one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:23:57 2015 No.14221276 >>14221248 >You are now one of MGC's famous lifeguard squad! That's a pretty good deal, I get a perfectly good reason to look at monster girls in swimsuits. GILFs aren't really my thing though unless they're like the Kitsune from that Abubu doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:24:04 2015 No.14221277 File: 208 KB, 912x688, Meanwhile inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hear it gets pretty bad this time of year!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:24:05 2015 No.14221278 >>14221264 Forgot to mention the effect only lasts a couple of hours. I'd buy half a dozen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:24:52 2015 No.14221284 >>14221270 >ahri >kitsune

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:24:53 2015 No.14221285 >>14221271 Interesting, was going to tell you the same thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:25:11 2015 No.14221287 File: 159 KB, 625x626, whose line.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wake up >Cu Sith >this same tired old argument again Fuck all of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:25:12 2015 No.14221288 >>14221256 You can just report them And get banned for it. kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:25:16 2015 No.14221289 Is /rk9/ here? All these retarded posts...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:26:51 2015 No.14221295 >>14221284 >Kitsune and Kumiho are interchangeable terms, both mean nine-tailed fox. IF you're talking about their mythological lore, well, Ahri isn't going around eating people's livers

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:26:52 2015 No.14221296

>>14221264
That would be a horrible idea. You'd be overwhelmed by every little thing, and the weight of your body would make even standing up or sitting painful, because in terms of sensitivity it would be like putting that pressure on your cock, right?

That said, if it didn't come with that flaw then imagine a naked, completely soaped up succubi giving you a full body wash/massage under its effects...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:27:14 2015 No.14221297 >>14221289 Why do you ask? What's /rk9/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:27:52 2015 No.14221298 File: 99 KB, 1024x768, ahri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221295 Sorry didn't mean to quote that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:28:18 2015 No.14221299 >>14221260 I bet they are ugly alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:28:19 2015 No.14221300 >>14221248 Shut up you slut. I bet if I bent you over that desk right now you'd press a button to lock us both in for a week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:28:37 2015 No.14221301 >>14221295 >Ahri isn't going around eating people's livers Except that's exactly what she did before they retconned every piece of lore in the game. Riot like to go back on their word even more than KC does.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:29:28 2015 No.14221307

>>14221068
22, October 5
Some college
No degree
Indoors
Free money/something that pays a lot with little effort (hah)
Working more hours at my current job, or dead
Maybe adopting/already adopted a kid, or dead
Beaches/countryside
Yes
Nope
Elves are ok, I like slaves to do my housework for me
I'm good at what I do, I don't complain, and I'm incredibly intuitive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:30:09 2015 No.14221310 >>14221267 At least delete your images, yuriscum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:30:29 2015 No.14221312 >>14221301 They retconned it? So how she gathers magic now?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:30:33 2015 No.14221313

>>14221169
You're now a groundskeeper for the prestigious MGC Country Club (MGC CC). You have to maintain the grounds while trying not to worry about all those haughty bitches who keep eyeing you day after day. Also you have to run some Honeybee and Raccoon Kobolds away sometime but you have gear to handle all of that.

>>14221171
The religious part is for those who want to pursue a job in one of our many shrines throughout MGC, it isn't supposed to trigger anybody. That being said we have a job here at MGC City Hall. That Cheshire bitch in IT finally got fired and we believe you have the qualifications to work here! You'll only have one other person working beside you; Sandra, she may be a Lich but she is a whiz when it comes to computers. And she will stay out of your way if nothing's happening (which is %99 of the time).

>>14221220
How about we skip the bar and go straight to my place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:30:47 2015 No.14221315 >>14220936 >yfw those are all doppelganger potions

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:30:49 2015 No.14221316

>>14221301
IIRC her original lore was her fucking people like a whore and draining them like a Shiki succubus, but riot thought that was too grimdark for their T rating so they changed it to her feeling bad about killing people and instead going to the league to get her fix of souls that way

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:31:32 2015 No.14221318 >>14221310 Well since you asked so kindly, fuck off :^)!!!!!!! le trolled!!!!!!! owned bicth. That's what you'd like me to say, right? Instead I'll have to politely refuse, on the basis that this thread is already dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:32:17 2015 No.14221322 File: 11 KB, 400x300, 1442802395954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221068

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:32:52 2015 No.14221325 >>14221318 Every yurifag ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:33:17 2015 No.14221326 >>14221301 Worse, she ate their souls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:33:29 2015 No.14221327 >>14221313 >groundskeeper >You have to maintain the grounds while trying not to worry about all those haughty bitches who keep eyeing you day after day I'm not sure. I don't want that job but...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:34:04 2015 No.14221329 >>14221313 >I raise a stink about religious views in the workplace >Get a job at City Hall That's kind of hilarious in retrospect. Good thing I'm just the IT guy and not a Clerk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:34:10 2015 No.14221330 File: 217 KB, 450x600, 1444840450311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If we have to shitpost can't we shitpost about what's really important? Like horse pussy?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:35:09 2015 No.14221334

>>14221068
1) 26, winter
2) not much
3) indoors
3a) not having to work
4) probably dead
5) more dead
6) tropical islands, particularly Hawai'i
7) no
8) no, but in a fantasy setting I'd be a priest in a heartbeat. It's a matter of religion only being a social club IRL.
9) elves are ok, age differences are more than fine
10) Because there is nothing I want to do nor anything that makes me really happy, but I'm sure that if my circumstances were changed I could be a better person and enjoy the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:35:19 2015 No.14221335 You guys know all the shitposting I do is for your own sake, right? I'm protecting you because I love you. The outside world is hostile, and you need me. And I need you.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:35:35 2015 No.14221336

>>14221141
The overpowered and seemingly perfect MCs are a thing that bothered me too, but what I really referred to as 'human glorification' was that in his world, the humanity basically appears as some shiny, idyllic society that the gross and dumb monstergirls are disrupting by aggressively forcing themselves onto. That's the air I found prevailing reading through the stories.

Like, there hasn't been a single negative human character, has it? Only rapey monstergirls bothering males and threatening human girls. The human society looks like it doesn't learn from monsters, or benefit from coexistence, only adapts to fit them in and only makes favors that MGs abuse.

The humans being so cool as to crush MG forces and defeat their elites only to suddenly let them stay around out of pure nobleness despite of it not making any rational sense is kinda off as well in that regard.

But anyway, like I wanted to say to each their own, it's still a well written thing that deserves it's fans. Just not something I can relate to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:36:20 2015 No.14221338 >>14221322 ohhimark

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:36:50 2015 No.14221340
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>>14221248
>You will live near the mountain hospital in the dorms behind the grounds. (There might be a slight ghost infestation but don't worry all of the girls there know how to ward off spirits)
Sounds comfy, I like it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:37:40 2015 No.14221343

>>14221312
Every bit of lore they had is gone and replaced by a 2 line blurb. Summoners don't even exist any more in the lore so summoner spells and Sona's quotes no longer make sense.
The only actual lore that still exists is a short story by one of the 40k writers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:38:09 2015 No.14221344 >>14221330 Can't do that maine.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:38:10 2015 No.14221345

>>14221068
24
Highschool
N/A
Outdoors
Being an archaeologist
Getting more schooling to pursue my dream job
Being successful and owning a museum
I don't mind cold places but preferably somewhere with a lake I can fish at
Yes
No
Not at all, I like Elves.
I dreamed of doing it since I first watched a movie called Leonidas and the three hundred Spartans when I was 5. And Zulu helped too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:39:05 2015 No.14221347 >>14221313 >How about we skip the bar and go straight to my place? Agreed. Ravish me, woman!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:40:20 2015 No.14221349 >>14220723 Vampires a shit and should all be killed.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:40:21 2015 No.14221350

>>14221273
Yes there are but not as much as the Minotaurs and Centaurs, this is a competition ranch, not a farm.

>>14221307
Friendly reminder anon that elves ARE NOT slaves and shouldn't be (unless you are roleplaying with your waifu). You get to be a personal assistant for the famous Sea Bishop author, Mel Noma. You deal with her day-to-day work and give all her new works to her Kitsune manager. You also have to wheel her around in a wheelchair when she's not near water, but other than that it's pretty easy stuff.

>>14221300
Sir, I'm going to report you to the proper authorities if you don't stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:41:19 2015 No.14221354 >>14221349 Get out Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:41:29 2015 No.14221355 >>14221210 31 is nothing, unless he lives in a shithole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:42:18 2015 No.14221358 And again we still can't talk about yuri monstergirls. I hate this place.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:42:49 2015 No.14221359

>>14221336
Actually, the guy who wanted revenge for his human girlfriend to the point of becoming a lich was written negatively. He was the villain of the first story, and I actually thought he deserved to at least meet her in the afterlife or something. Poor guy went through a lot, and little of it was his fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:43:59 2015 No.14221364 >>14221358 "Yurifags" reap what they sow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:44:26 2015 No.14221366 >>14221358 Get fucked yurifag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:44:52 2015 No.14221367 >>14221358 What about you go to /u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:45:20 2015 No.14221370 >>14221358 You're welcome to leave anytime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:45:24 2015 No.14221371 File: 2.12 MB, 1944x2917, 1410452909693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what we could have had instead of furry dog? Black Dragons. Just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:45:29 2015 No.14221372 >>14221358 Door's right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:45:51 2015 No.14221375 >>14221367 >Implying /u/ would accept monstergirls This is a monster girls thread, yuri has 100% monster girls

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:45:54 2015 No.14221376

>>14221068

1.) How old are you?/What's your DOB?
24/10-09-91

2.) How much schooling do you have?
High School Diploma

3.) Do you prefer to work indoors or outside?
Either

3a.) What is your 'dream job'?
Executive Chef at a small-town restaurant

4.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Cooking.

5.) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Cooking for my wife.

6.) Where do you prefer to vacation at? (this question will help in regards to where you will be living)
Somewhere in the tropics

7.) Are you good with children?
I don't hate them, but I'm not always patient.

8.) Are you religious?
I believe people have the capacity to be good or evil, regardless of what book they live by.

9.) Do you mind an Elf that may or may not be older than you by a few decades? (if so you can meet me at the Oni bar off 43rd and Rapeby)
Age is a number, and I love me some keeblers.

10.) In no more than 300 words explain to me why you should be hired for the job you REALLY want.
I want to spend the rest of my life feeding beautiful women in hopes that one of them might return the favor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:45:55 2015 No.14221377 >>14221358 Good. Leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:46:56 2015 No.14221380 >>14221364 >>14221366 >>14221367 >>14221370 >>14221372 >>14221377 Welp, good bye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:47:01 2015 No.14221381 >>14221350 >elves ARE NOT slaves meh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:47:40 2015 No.14221383 >>14220359 Thanks Doc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:48:10 2015 No.14221385 >>14221375 That's your problem, not ours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:48:52 2015 No.14221388 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1429110399813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221383 Hey kid, wanna try something different? It's all the rage in Persia. Even the shah uses it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:48:54 2015 No.14221389 >>14221371 KC would find a way to ruin dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:49:22 2015 No.14221393 >>14221358 Glory be. >>14221375 >This shit again /u/ MGs are perfectly acceptable in /u/, they've had threads before with no Ill effect. NOTHING is keeping you here except your desire to force you fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:49:53 2015 No.14221396 >>14221389 He hasn't so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:50:06 2015 No.14221397 >>14221385 >the thread definition is not the thread's problem lmao >>14221393 I'm just saying, change the thread's name to Straight Monster Girls Thread next time

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:51:09 2015 No.14221400 >>14221397 There's no need to call it "Straight" since yuri automatically goes to /u/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:51:17 2015 No.14221402 >>14221358 I still don't understand what do you guys exactly want, monstergirls love the dick, it's in their blood, trying to force anything else is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:51:24 2015 No.14221404 >>14221397 >change the thread's name to Straight Monster Girls Thread That will never happen anon, you want to know why? Because you're such a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:51:56 2015 No.14221405 >>14221350 Report this [x]RAPE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:52:03 2015 No.14221406 >>14221393 To be fair there's nothing keeping him out either because the topic "Monster Girls" and "Monster Girl Yuri" aren't mutually exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:52:48 2015 No.14221408 >>14221400 Lesbian monster girls are still monster girls, we are in /jp/, which has no ban on yuri, get over it. >>14221406 My point

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:53:18 2015 No.14221411 >>14221354 This is my world suckhead, you're just living in it. Now fuck before I liberate your husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:53:31 2015 No.14221413 >>14221380 Good riddance.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:53:42 2015 No.14221414

>>14221327
You can always come down to City Hall to redo your application if you want.

>>14221329
Like I said sir, there was a job open and you had the talents for it. (Plus Sandra hasn't stopped reading your file since we showed it to her).

>>14221334
You sir need a change of pace, now you may not be religious, but these girls work well with people like you. You get to be the new maintenance man at the Nine-Tail shrine. You will have your own shack off to the side so that no one will mess with you when you sleep, but your duties include; general upkeep of the shrine, help with laundry duty, and keeping the maidens tails brushed. Have a fun time!

>>14221345
You get to become the new Teachers Assistant (and dog sitter) for world renowned archaeologist Indiana Bones (Real name: Henrietta Wilma Bones II). This feisty dog girl can track almost anything with her nose and love to do 'unconventional' digs by just herself. There's been more than a few times this has led her into trouble though. So be safe and happy hunting!

>>14221347
As of now I'm taking the rest of the week off, someone else will now have to do this shit job. I'M GETTING LAID!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:54:19 2015 No.14221418 I want to spank my twin Kobold daughterus after I catch them making out! I want to call them bad girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:54:48 2015 No.14221422 File: 502 KB, 780x1040, monster boys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let me give you something to hate even more than yuri

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:55:03 2015 No.14221424 >>14221411 Sweety you shouldn't talk to your mother like that it's rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:55:07 2015 No.14221426 >>14221411 I am the husband you bitch you touch my wife and I put your head on a pike

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:55:10 2015 No.14221427 >>14221388 She looks like a nerd, give me two of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:55:31 2015 No.14221428 >>14221406 To be fair, stop being retarded defending Yuri because you are not some palading of shitposter rights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:55:45 2015 No.14221431 >>14221406 Monster girls and monster girl scat is also not mutually exclusive. That doesn't mean it's welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:55:50 2015 No.14221432 >>14220723 I fucking love ffm but I hate how yurifags ruined yuri for all of 4chan. Vampires are qt pies btw.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:56:26 2015 No.14221435

>>14220094
Hahaha time for multi-thread shitstorm!

Fucking furryshit. I fucking hate furries so much. Fuck this bullshit. Fuck you KC, why would you ever think that doing furryshit would be a good idea. It's like he wants to attract the furry fanbase and all their autistic bullshit.

Also, bagels are not donughts, captcha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:56:42 2015 No.14221436 File: 304 KB, 477x958, 1436386962302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221388 This prescription really isn't doing it for me Doc, can't I just keep taking the old stuff? I mean if it ain't broke...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:56:52 2015 No.14221439 >>14221431 Scat isn't welcome on /jp/ ya fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:57:19 2015 No.14221440 >>14221431 >comparing yuri to scat You're sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:57:22 2015 No.14221442 >>14221427 >taking two Careful there effendi, it's strong stuff. >>14221436 To each his own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:57:52 2015 No.14221445 >>14221426 Another slave in need of help, shall we begin breaking your captor? Or shall I put her to the sword?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:57:57 2015 No.14221446 >>14221435 He probably has no idea how insufferable furries actually are here, furry Nips aren't nearly as bad. He's still a faglord though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:58:16 2015 No.14221447 >>14221440 It's a good comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:59:24 2015 No.14221450 >>14221447 Except scat is prohibited in jp and yuri isn't? Next you're telling me a stub toe is comparable to an amputated leg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:59:25 2015 No.14221451 >>14221422 I love that shota.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:00:08 2015 No.14221454 [DELETED]

>>14221068
1.)20 August 6th.
2.)College
2a.) Associates Degree in Landscape design
3.) Outdoors
3a.)Working in Nature.
4.)Being 5 years older.
5.)Being 10 years older.
6.)Somewhere not completely freezing.
7.) Very good.
8.) Not really, but I believe something has to be out there
9.)Yeah that sounds fine.
10.)I'm willing to do a lot of things to earn some cash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:00:17 2015 No.14221455 >>14221408 Lesbians a shit and not welcome here, Get over that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:01:23 2015 No.14221460 File: 166 KB, 786x982, Alpollo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221454 >something has to be out there That something is this, what do?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:01:24 2015 No.14221461

>>14221068
1.23 (13/07/92)
2. 3 GCSE's and a NVQ lv2 in painting and decorating
3. eithers fine
3a. house painter/ story writer
4. in a painter job
5.still in a painter job, only with slightly moore money
6. st kitts
7.no
8.nope, I have problems with the concept of faith
9.nah, I good
10. I feel like I can create good stories. and hell, what's one more writer right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:01:33 2015 No.14221462 >>14221414 >Sandra Sorry about that. Just making an off-topic crack at recent events

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:01:59 2015 No.14221464 File: 171 KB, 750x375, shotacon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221451 I need /ss/ of that shota with a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:02:07 2015 No.14221466 >>14221460 Eh, I'm okay with it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:02:16 2015 No.14221467
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>>14221414
Sounds dreamy. I'm actually pretty good at fixing things and chores, and doing them for kitsune would be wonderful. Greeting them with a smiling face, touching soft fur, and living a simple wholesome life is perfect.
A lot better than just working soullessly, staring at a monitor for listless hours, and then curling into a ball and wishing I wasn't who I am.
That bit where they tell you "You're an adult, do what you want! Follow your dreams!" only works if you have dreams. Life is cold and empty without them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:02:54 2015 No.14221470 >>14221422 >>14221464 Anon please

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:03:01 2015 No.14221471 >>14221455 You don't make the rules, the board allows yuri and the thread is about monster girls, monster girl yuri should be allowed regardless of taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:03:20 2015 No.14221474 >>14221439 You know Damon well that's a lie. I entered a sakuya thread and they were talking about eating her, you know. >scat isn't welcome in /no/ And Yuri is not welcome in /mtg/

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:04:06 2015 No.14221476

>>14221414
>It's just one of those days
>Everything is shit
>It's been raining for hours
>The ground is muddy
>You're covered in mud and soaked to the bone
>You weren't really sure how this teachers assistant job was going to go but you didn't expect to be going to middle of easter bumfuck
>And all on a rumour too
>"Miss bones, I don't think it's here."
>Your voice carries down into the 7ft hole that the werewolf has dug with just her paws
>"Bullshit it's gotta be here, they wouldn't lie to me!"
>"And I said to call me Henry!"
>Your eye twitches a little at that
>You're about to shout out again when there is a shout of triumph below
>"Aha!"
>Followed by sounds of furious digging and then silence
>Finally we fou-
>"What the fuck is this bullshit?!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:04:35 2015 No.14221478 You know what the scary thing about Cu-Sith is? People think this is over but the next logical step is a fox furry so we're probably due another shitstorm in future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:04:52 2015 No.14221479 >>14221471 >should be allowed Too bad, it isn't, cry more. >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:05:01 2015 No.14221480 File: 948 KB, 1000x700, Daily Dose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221442 Thanks doc, I still have some left over so I only need a new scrip for tomorrow.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:05:03 2015 No.14221481

>>14221418
>you come home from a hard day at work
>to hear your wife spanking your daughters
>holy shit she's using the belt too
>all three of them are crying
>ask your wife what happened
>"I-I-ICAUGHTHEMKISSINGEACHOTHER!"
>wait
>what
>tell her to slow down and explain
>"I-I went to give them some drinks while they were studying, and they-they-"
>oh great she's crying again
>ask your daughters what happened
>they won't even look at you
>have to coax them to talk and it's Sally the older twin
>"We wanted to practice."
>practice for what?
>oh great now they're crying too
>suddenly your youngest, Molly, blurts out
>"PRACTICE FOR WHEN DADDY LOVES US TOO!!!"
>stunned silence fills the room as you look to your wife
>fuck she's still crying but it's tears of joy now
>"Is that all dearies? You wanted to join in with mommy and daddy?"
>both your daughters shake their heads 'yes'
>your wife looks at you with a smug grin on her face
>"honey get the collars"
and after that no one said a thing when you'd walk in on your daughters kissing and fondling each other

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:05:18 2015 No.14221483 File: 361 KB, 945x1337, clip (2015-10-01 at 04.09.22).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Human girls being tenderly corrupted by monster girls in order to monsterize them! Then they go hunt for boys together! Yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:05:30 2015 No.14221485 >>14221435 I wouldn't be surprised if KC is a furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:05:43 2015 No.14221486 >>14221479 It is, however.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:06:07 2015 No.14221490 >>14221478 Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:06:56 2015 No.14221493 >>14221485 >two out of 180 monster girls are furry >this means KC is furry

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:07:05 2015 No.14221494 >>14221478 I liked them in Yellow Pop. Fox furry is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:07:48 2015 No.14221497 File: 81 KB, 680x433, clip (2015-10-07 at 10.10.37).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221478 aaaaAAAAAHH!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:08:11 2015 No.14221499 >>14221494 >>>/b/

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:08:16 2015 No.14221500

>>14221490
Thinking about it I wouldn't be surprised if they were already a thing along with tiger Cait-Sith. If a man was to take care of a fox or tiger in the world of EMG they'd undergo the same transformations due to being in the same family as cats and dogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:08:17 2015 No.14221501 >>14221486 Stop talking about it please, when you shut up about Yuri, the anti-Yuri shitposting mostly stops too, so it only follows that until this guy gets banned you shouldn't talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:08:17 2015 No.14221502 >>14221486 Oh yeah, totally, that's why there never is a shitstorm when Yuri comes up. >Now you bitch about antiyurifags CRY. MORE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:08:28 2015 No.14221503 >>14221483 She holds the Stick of Truth!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:09:23 2015 No.14221507 >>14221445 Do dhampirs that aren't shit exist? You know, those that actually love their mothers and team up with them to molest their fathers. I hope they do exist and dhampirs not all like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:09:49 2015 No.14221508 >>14221481 >they still do after becoming their father's No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:10:25 2015 No.14221511 >>14221507 dhampirs are not*

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:11:05 2015 No.14221516
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>>14221485
He's definitely a lolicon because of the Baphomet thing, but I respect that he see's past it and draws girls with amazing tits too.
I really want more art/writefaggoty of pic related on that note, Weasel Colonel Volgin who charges through masturbation needs more love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:11:09 2015 No.14221517 >>14221501 The thing is, shitstorms come up even when a person simply wanted to share an image, that's stupid and could be avoided by ignoring the yurifag, and it would spare us a hundred pointless posts of shitflinging

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:11:58 2015 No.14221520 >>14221500 Darth Vader NOOO!.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:12:09 2015 No.14221521 >>14221516 >minority of MGs are lolis, must mean he's a lolicon! >barely two furry MGs, must mean he's a furry! Seriously though snap yourself.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:12:35 2015 No.14221523

>>14221476
>Confused you take a look down into the hole
>What you see surprises you
>"Those are dinosaur bones miss Bones!"
>"I fucking well know that you idiot, I'm asking why are they here?!"
>You don't know what to say to that
>Miss bones scrambles out of the hole and begin furiously muttering while pulling out a map
>Now that you think about it it is quite the find, this could probably fund some of your expediti-
"What the fuck are you doing Henry?!"
>She's filling the hole back in the dirt and mud
>"Dig was a bust buddy boy, we're leaving!"
>"That skeleton could fund us for an entire year!"
>"Meh I'm a fuckin' archaeologist not a paleontologist, dinos aint shit!"
You nearly have an aneurysm at watching all that potential money get covered back up
>She finishes and then strolls over to you, grabbing your arm before moving away
>Cmon boy, we have plenty more places to be this day!"
>Her tail is wagging happily as she drags you along, talking about how amazing it is to be her assistant
>You sigh, you'll just come back later and report the finding when she's sleeping
>It's been a long day but at least you're doing something you love

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:12:40 2015 No.14221525 >>14221507 Vampires are asshats. They don't deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:12:46 2015 No.14221526 >>14221486 At the cost of endless shitposting. Just do it somewhere other than these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:13:12 2015 No.14221528 File: 375 KB, 842x595, 5cb5e90a8f2366c77bcb8b2833d02c7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Golems are rad.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:13:51 2015 No.14221529

>>14221507
I want to see something about a yandere Dhampir who plots to kill her mother and take her place as her father's wife. Only the wife is fully aware of this and no-sells every attack on her with only a disappointed sigh each time, to her daughter's frustration and husband's concern

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:14:05 2015 No.14221530 >>14221507 Of course they do, if the vampire doesn't treat the father like shit. Vamps have it coming if they find a dhampir boot in their ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:14:32 2015 No.14221531 >>14221432 There are still some good non-feminazi yurifans out there, but I fear they are a minority now, especially with all the SJW movement of the recent years. /u/ is a walking corpse, and nobody seems to give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:14:53 2015 No.14221532 >>14221521 I didn't say any of that. What the actual fuck?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:15:26 2015 No.14221533 [DELETED]

File: 77 KB, 540x720, And then there's THIS faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Let me pull your heads out of your collective asses for one moment and point out a simple, important fact.

You are arguing about whether or not yuri is allowed, but no yuri content has actually been posted for you to obsess over, in either negative or positive fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:15:40 2015 No.14221534 >>14221532 >He's definitely a lolicon because of the Baphomet thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:15:56 2015 No.14221536 >>14221529 >no sells Dhampirs are canonically stronger than vampires, even able to steal their powers. Tough shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:16:07 2015 No.14221537 >>14221533 Please delete your image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:16:39 2015 No.14221539 >>14221537 Well you asked nicely so I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:17:11 2015 No.14221541 >>14221539 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:17:50 2015 No.14221543 >>14221533 >nothing has been posted All thanks to their age being told to fuck off >wastes yet another image >>>/m/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:18:42 2015 No.14221544 >>14221543 Wow you're stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:18:47 2015 No.14221545 >>14221533 Exactly, isn't that great? Yurifag pls leave.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:18:54 2015 No.14221546 [DELETED]

>>14221517
>Yurifag
Are you legitimately retarded? Do you think that any time someone posts anything even remotely involved with yuri, that it's some kind of proactive attempt to further yuri onto the thread? The chances are, if they're posting an image of yuri monster girls, it's because it's either relevant to the conversation at hand, or just good monster girl art! 'It's monster girls, and they're touching each other guys, don't you think that's hot, don't you want to fuck these girls?' is basically the intent behind those images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:19:19 2015 No.14221548 >>14221531 >#Not all their yurifags Pfft.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:20:19 2015 No.14221550 [DELETED]

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>>14221543
I'd say your tantrum is only encouraging me, in any case.

>>14221545
Tell KC to stop putting yuri in his setting, gosh. Both demon and raiju have had enough mention of the shit, it's like he WANTS there to be girl-on-girl action!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:20:38 2015 No.14221551 >>14221536 Well that's boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:20:46 2015 No.14221552 >>14221544 >says the faggot who worships nips in spandex bugsuits Holy shit I'm going to die laughing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:21:50 2015 No.14221555 >>14221546 Oh I know that, I'm saying if people can actually recognize proper posts from yuribait then they should know when to ignore them and let the bait die >>14221552 Nigga I'm another anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:22:04 2015 No.14221556 >>14221533 >>14221550 I won't be able to talk about toku anymore because of this faggot, right? Everyone will think I'm a fucking yurifag, right? Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:22:08 2015 No.14221557 >>14221516 >What Baphomet thing are you talking about ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:22:20 2015 No.14221558 >>14221530 No vampire treats her husband like shit. >Dhampir propaganda

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:22:24 2015 No.14221559 >>14221534 He said she had the best vagina out of all the monsters. That was the Baphomet thing I mentioned. At any rate you are being very aggressive over nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:22:34 2015 No.14221560 >>14221550 >I'm going to waste images just to annoy a guy, I'm definitely not the asshole! You really are a child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:23:29 2015 No.14221564 File: 945 KB, 868x1228, Raida foxune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221552 That wasn't me, bro, but nice job. >>14221560 Would it help if I posted monster girls doing rider poses then, my dear angry friend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:24:18 2015 No.14221566 >>14221558 >>14218162 I'm HUE'ing bitch what the fuck you gonna do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:24:30 2015 No.14221568 >>14221556 Shit sucks, and now I'm worried that certain shitposters will become associated with genres that I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:24:53 2015 No.14221569 >>14221478 > Stop. We don't want more shitty furry MGs

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:25:08 2015 No.14221574

>>14221559
Sorry if it was aggressive, however it seems like whenever people call KC a loli it's simply because of baphos

>best vagina
Yeah that rings some bells, but remember 50% of monster girls have "the best vagina", and in baphomet's defense that's kind of a plot point for the sabbath

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:25:32 2015 No.14221575 >>14221564 >MGs doing KR poses Eh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:26:13 2015 No.14221576 >>14221568 Exactly what I was thinking.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:26:46 2015 No.14221578 [DELETED]

>>14221556
Aw shucks partner, don't be that way. In case you can't tell, these people are just shitposting and using direct attacks on my interests because they've run out of ammo on the actual topic at hand (which is, as you can see, yuri).

I mean, it's either that, or they'd call you a child you obsesses over spandex bugs even if you WEREN'T talking about yuri. Owned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:27:31 2015 No.14221580 >>14221550 >Tell KC to stop putting yuri in his setting, gosh. Both demon and raiju have had enough mention of the shit, it's like he WANTS there to be girl-on-girl action! What is this guy even talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:27:53 2015 No.14221582 >>14221574 >in baphomet's defense that's kind of a plot point for the sabbath It's also because Baphomet is meant to be, you know, SATANAS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:28:19 2015 No.14221584 >>14221546 >we want to post Yuri not because we want it in the thread but for some totally different reason. You're retarded if you think anyone is going to believe this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:28:39 2015 No.14221587 >>14221580 Raijus and demons rape women too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:28:48 2015 No.14221588 >>14221578 Just stop posting already, you are doing an anubisfucker right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:29:13 2015 No.14221589 >>14221574 I mean, having the best vagina isn't really of relevance to most anything else beyond exactly that. What monster girl do you think has the best vagina?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:29:40 2015 No.14221590 File: 257 KB, 721x953, 53042032_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone just needs to cool down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:30:02 2015 No.14221591 >>14221550 >it's like he wants Yuri >already said it's not to his taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:30:53 2015 No.14221596 File: 2.90 MB, 854x480, Three times as fast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221588 But anon. Unlike anubisfucker... I don't even like yuri. I'm also out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:32:05 2015 No.14221598 >>14221589 Well, given that a monster girl will only rape a man that hasn't fucked another MG, no man will know if a vagina is better than other Okay maybe a bicorn's husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:32:13 2015 No.14221599 >>14221587 And a lot of other monstergirls do that too, and that doesn't make them lesbians. Are these the "hard yurifags" you guys always warned me about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:33:02 2015 No.14221601 >>14221584 >We don't just find these images and the fantasies surrounding them hot and instead are actively conspiring to post things anon doesn't like. You're retarded for believing the above.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:33:19 2015 No.14221602 >>14221596 Thanks for ruining toku for me, faggot. Delete your images pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:35:06 2015 No.14221606 >>14221598 >a monster will only rape a guy that hasn't fucked another MG That. Is. Wrong.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:35:25 2015 No.14221607

>>14221598
Actually most monster girls have no problem fucking a guy who's been with someone else as long as he's not married.

Monster girls in KC land are actually quite relaxed when it comes to who they'll fuck until they find someone they like enough to keep. People often ignore this due to the whole "muh pure waifu" thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:35:36 2015 No.14221608 At least FFM can stay, right? Fuck yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:35:43 2015 No.14221609 >>14221516 >pasts that >when 2 of 4 last girls are bug loli and fetus slime Lolis are eternal

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:36:20 2015 No.14221611 File: 2.46 MB, 1500x1500, 50156335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221574 >whenever people call KC a loli Bapho KC a cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:36:34 2015 No.14221612 >>14221608 Nope, that's just yuri baiting shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:36:49 2015 No.14221614 >>14221599 I have no idea, I just said those two because they are the ones the previous anon mentioned >>14221606 >>14221607 Oh, I forgot that, I guess I've been here for so long that I forgot monster girls aren't pure maidens

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:36:59 2015 No.14221615 >>14221598 That only applies to husbands, sometimes you can kind of get away with harem antics and sex with multiple MGs by not ending up married to one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:37:21 2015 No.14221617 >>14221598 >only rape a man that hasn't fucked another MG The fuck? Monster have casual sex all the time They won't rape a guy only if he is married

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:37:51 2015 No.14221618 >>14221612 >wanting to fuck two women is yuri bait Anon...

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:38:01 2015 No.14221619

>>14221601
You're the idiots, it always causes a shitstorm and you don't fucking stop, then you get "outraged" and their shit taste because 'they don't like what I like.' Nah, fuck all of you, especially when /u/ is right there. Fucking Yuri arsonists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:38:18 2015 No.14221621 >>14221612 Fuck you, I want my harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:38:43 2015 No.14221622 File: 1.23 MB, 1071x1516, 757ce53a0911b7ef8761d6ad62574145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219776 >One https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9352118/1/Monster-Girl-Quest-Sacred-and-Profane

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:39:25 2015 No.14221623 >>14221608 Only if the girls are focused on the guy, fuck that "they love each other" bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:39:26 2015 No.14221624 >>14221622 Fuck off.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:39:29 2015 No.14221626
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This was supposed to be posted earlier but couldn't due to technical difficulties, hope it's still relevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:39:52 2015 No.14221627 Everything was fine when I went to bed. What a lovely thing to wake up too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:40:10 2015 No.14221628 >>14221590 Why would anyone like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:40:18 2015 No.14221629 >>14221619 >it always causes a shitstorm >Even though it has been proven that casually posting yuri like other fetishes gets nothing more than topical replies or an occasional "fuck off"

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:40:48 2015 No.14221632

>>14221608
Yes it can stay.
>Having sex with a demon while you're both molested by a slime
>Getting deep throat from a Kikimora as a Tentacle girl fucks her silly
>Fucking a Gazer in a seated position while a busty Kitsune fondles her breasts and kisses her
Sharing is caring, 3 way relationships > harems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:40:49 2015 No.14221633 >>14221626 I like the idea of Mofu Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:41:17 2015 No.14221634 File: 319 KB, 400x320, MEDIOCRE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220094 MEDIOCRE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:41:59 2015 No.14221635 >>14221623 Of course, but in all honesty here >"they love each other" Who wants this shit? Sounds like trouble to me. >>14221632 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:42:00 2015 No.14221636 >>14221632 FFM is the perfect balance where everybody can keep paying attention to the other two, four or more people and it gets messy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:42:10 2015 No.14221637 File: 1.20 MB, 694x1024, MGW2ScanPage8-1_zps7a503372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Explain Saphirette Spherica then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:42:47 2015 No.14221638 >>14221632 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:43:08 2015 No.14221639 >>14221629 Revisionist much? Points stands, it's only forced here by a handful of people who don't care if it causes a shitstorm. They're the assholes in this.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:43:46 2015 No.14221641

>>14221478
Except KC usually only does small groups of themed shit in 2s or 3s. Plus Cu Sith and Cait Sith are actual Celtic mythology and go together. Just randomly picking an animal and adding the word sith (fairy) to it makes no sense. He also mentioned the Cu Sith was coming at the same time he made the Cait Sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:43:53 2015 No.14221643 Kobolds are almost as bad as Cu Sith's. It's amazing how retards try to defend their design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:43:58 2015 No.14221644 >>14221638 lowqualitybait.jpg

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:44:04 2015 No.14221645

>>14221629
>Even though it has been proven that casually posting yuri like other fetishes gets nothing more than topical replies or an occasional "fuck off"

Not even him but you are mental if you really think that. This particular one alone has gone on since before I got up this morning.

Also this >>14221639

Bunch of self-entitled self-righteous pricks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:44:22 2015 No.14221646 >>14221639 >posting it is forcing it Now you're being silly

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:44:25 2015 No.14221647 >>14221638 Oh look, it's the retarded yurifags falseflagging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:44:31 2015 No.14221648 >>14220467 >>14220467 >>14220467 >>14220467 >>14220467 >>14220467

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:44:55 2015 No.14221650 >>14221644 Fuck off, girls dyking out goes to /u/ So go there and don't come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:45:04 2015 No.14221651 >>14221632 >tentacle fucking Kikimora The fuck did I just say >>14221623

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:45:39 2015 No.14221653 File: 1.22 MB, 765x1080, Inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:45:46 2015 No.14221654 >>14221637 What's there to explain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:46:08 2015 No.14221655 >>14221651 Not that anon, but what if it's a competitive thing? Like a "Hurry up and finish so I get my turn" dynamic? I'm not expecting a positive reaction, I'm just saying what if?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:46:12 2015 No.14221656 >>14221635 >who wants that shit Yurifags

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:46:14 2015 No.14221657 >>14221645 This started because of cu sith and somebody talking about /d/, not somebody posting an image or a greentext story containing yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:46:39 2015 No.14221659 >>14221651 Yurifags love to force their shit fetish into everything. It's why FFM can't be posted anymore thanks to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:46:58 2015 No.14221660 I want to fuck a Lilim. So much. Druella is still single, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:47:09 2015 No.14221662 >>14221632 >Muh Boblove That is some terrible taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:47:58 2015 No.14221665 >>14221660 No, fuck off with you mary sue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:48:05 2015 No.14221667 >>14221655 Fuck off.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:48:05 2015 No.14221668

>>14221651
That is a retarded mentality. What's wrong with the girls giving attention to each other while the guy is doing the same? Is it emasculating you?

>>14221659
If you didn't notice most FFM lewd and smut has the girls interact with each other too, you are trying to enforce an uncommon practice into ffm because it doesn't fit your taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:48:31 2015 No.14221669 >>14221660 Druella is a virgin dork! Who smells!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:49:23 2015 No.14221671 >>14221655 No. Fucking. Yuri.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:49:37 2015 No.14221673

>>14221639
So is the anti-yuri. Both sides only have a handful of loud assholes who can't stand each other and they both ruin the thread by being unable to shut the god damned hell up about what fetishes they do or don't like. Both sides should fuck off so we can stop this meta HORSESHIT and talk about FUCKING MONSTERGIRLS. And fucking monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:49:45 2015 No.14221675 >>14221668 It's shitty and bad, and if you can't realize that then take it to /u/ because it isn't allowed here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:50:03 2015 No.14221677 >>14221668 >>>/u/ Stay there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:50:51 2015 No.14221678 >>14221668 Sure, let's say it emasculated me. You happy? Good. Now go to /u/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:50:53 2015 No.14221679 >>14221671 It is yuri though, and it's not tolerated under any circumstance.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:50:59 2015 No.14221680

>>14221660
Deruella's still a lonely virgin loser crying in her daki fort. Careful though, if you tell her you want to be her husband she might want you to do something depraved like holding her hands and whispering about how much you love her during sex.
She'd probably leglock you and hug you close too.

>>14221665
Fuck off anon, he can waifu who he wants.
So long as it's not a Cait Sith, Cu Sith, or Matango.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:51:14 2015 No.14221681 >>14221660 >wanting to fuck Mary Sues

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:51:28 2015 No.14221684 File: 124 KB, 654x354, Severe Disappointment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New girl, right guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:51:30 2015 No.14221685 File: 30 KB, 375x375, 1416345399679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221665 How about no? >>14221669 Bullshit, she is cute and smells nice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:52:01 2015 No.14221686 >>14221667 >>14221671 Okay, it's not Kosher. Got it. Just checking anon, no need to get so aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:52:02 2015 No.14221687 >>14221637 She likes big balls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:52:28 2015 No.14221688 >>14221637 I'd rather explain why Tiamat gives the best head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:52:41 2015 No.14221690 >>14221686 Leave already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:52:53 2015 No.14221691 >>14221681 How is this a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:52:59 2015 No.14221692 >>14221688 Okay. Explain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:53:10 2015 No.14221693 >>14221673 >it's not the people posting the shitstorm starting material at fault, but those who react Well meme'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:53:11 2015 No.14221694 >>14221650 Yes I'm sure /u/ would appreciate a dick in a girl's mouth. >>14221651 Something silly, they're doing it to help their friend feel good while waiting their turn to get the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:53:21 2015 No.14221695 >>14221684 We've been expecting this since furcat. It's just nice to have it out of the way. There's been stranger nastier surprises like egg girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:53:33 2015 No.14221696 >>14221684 Been a while since I woke up and the thread had over 900 new posts since I last checked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:53:36 2015 No.14221697 >>14221692 She has five of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:54:09 2015 No.14221698 >>14221680 Druella's a weirdo. She puts more effort and care into making other couples work and be happy then she does towards having one herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:54:12 2015 No.14221699 >>14221685 Wouldn't druella want the order to pop up so she corrupt them? Shouldn't it say "Yes Order"?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:54:29 2015 No.14221701

>>14221685
Deruella's probably the kind of girl who talks a big lewd game, but if you were to actually fuck her she'd be nervous and keep asking you if it feels good.
She'd probably get flustered by affection too, given she's probably not used to human men liking her.
I want to hug Deruella and watch her blush like mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:54:33 2015 No.14221702 >>14221697 Okay, so I was thinking of the right one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:54:38 2015 No.14221703 >>14221694 >Yes I'm sure /u/ would appreciate a dick in a girl's mouth. Hey, I can appreciate that too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:54:49 2015 No.14221704 >yfw the next MG is lord Sith

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:55:09 2015 No.14221705 >>14221694 Eat shit you fucking faggot.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:55:16 2015 No.14221706

>>14221659
>Waaa why are yurifags forcing girls interacting with each other into a FFM situation
Oh I don't know maybe because there's three people involved? What's the fucking point if only 2 ever interact. Might as well just have a couple and not a trio at that point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:55:28 2015 No.14221707 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441338779163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221699 What if she secretly has a paladin daki

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:55:39 2015 No.14221710 File: 38 KB, 1280x720, 1439160014804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221684 While I wouldn't say that the defconn 6 assblast going on right now is as bad as the Cait Siths reveal, it still sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:55:40 2015 No.14221712 >>14221694 Better you take that yuri shit to /u/ then keep it here, it doesn't matter if they thing it's too straight for then, because it's definitely too gay for here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:55:59 2015 No.14221714 >>14221701 Such a poindexter, I want to bully her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:56:39 2015 No.14221715 >>14221706 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:56:42 2015 No.14221716 >>14221707 Okay this makes her attractive to me.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:57:11 2015 No.14221719

>>14221697
Tiamat probably gives the most intense head in the world. When one head gets you to cum, she switches to another, and all the other heads are talking dirty while they wait for their turn.

>>14221698
That's why I think she'd be easily flustered by affection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:58:06 2015 No.14221720 >>14221715 >Look mommy maybe if I post the board enough times the guy who likes what I don't like will go there

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:59:02 2015 No.14221724

>>14221686
Here's a word of advice for you, Anon. Stop asking what's okay to post and what's not okay, and trying to find where all the limits are. Surprise surprise, it's subjective, and you'll always get one person who repeats "Fuck off" like a broken record regardless of how much you try to let up to them.

So if you're going to produce something, like art or a story, don't ask if the thread's alright with it, because you should know that you shouldn't listen to what the more vocal people here say. Instead, post your link when it's done, with a simple comment explaining what it is. People who don't like it don't have to see it, people who do will gladly see it, and shitposters who don't like it will see it and complain at you anyway. Y'know, like those people on tumblr we always like to make fun of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:59:07 2015 No.14221725 >>14221694 Doesn't matter what the reason is. >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:59:11 2015 No.14221726 >>14221719 Meanwhile Bahamut chan only has one head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:59:15 2015 No.14221727 >>14221706 Good, less chance there might be yuri content the better. >>14221720 Fuck you, don't encourage yuri posters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:59:27 2015 No.14221728 >>14221720 >>/u/ Dykes aren't welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 13:59:32 2015 No.14221729 >>14221715 So that's your escape when you don't have an argument? Tell people to fuck off? He gave a valid point and you can't even retort it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:00:30 2015 No.14221732

>>14221707
>You'll never be in that Daki's place.
>Deruella will never slowly and passionately ride you while wrapping her tail around your waist.
>You'll never gently stroke her Pleasure Runes and hear her moans.
>You'll never kiss her deeply while groping her ass.
>You'll never wake up the next morning cuddled up to her and see her smiling in her sleep.
Why is she so cute?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:00:47 2015 No.14221733 >>14221724 So be like bob or .less back when he was at his worst?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:01:12 2015 No.14221735 >>14221725 So having a man in /u/ is totally fine but having yuri in /jp/ isn't? Keep acting like you have any authority here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:01:21 2015 No.14221736 Just stop replying already, we don't like yuri and we all agree with that, stop fighting already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:01:23 2015 No.14221737 >>14221727 >>14221728 http://i.imgur.com/dijSRH5.png The fact there's genuinely people who think content like this with monster girls belongs on /u/ is hilarious. It's next level delusion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:01:24 2015 No.14221738 >>14221729 Fuck off dyke lover, you faggots don't deserve an argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:01:47 2015 No.14221740 >>14221726 But she's more loving and gentle than her sister anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:02:20 2015 No.14221741 >>14221738 >Liking FFM is loving dykes You're projecting harder than the moon's shadow

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:02:52 2015 No.14221742 >>14221736 I think it's just yurifags reverse shitposting, but yeah, they should stop replying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:02:53 2015 No.14221743 >>14221736 >we Okay sir king motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:02:53 2015 No.14221744 >>14221733 That's what it sounds like to me. "I do what I want, and fuck you all. Anybody that doesn't like it is a toxic caustic hostile vocal minority shitposter."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:03:13 2015 No.14221745 >>14221738 >dyke Keep using that word over and over again. Maybe if you use it enough you'll use it in the correct situation one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:03:21 2015 No.14221746 >>14221737 Agreed. I can imagine an autist here in that situation going "nuh uh stop that, I want ALL the attention!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:03:43 2015 No.14221747 >>14221741 >>14221737 Liking to watch girls dyke out is /u/ territory. So fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:03:55 2015 No.14221748 >>14221726 Depending on the mythos, Bahamut might be a fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:05:09 2015 No.14221749 >>14221747 Again, >dick inside girl belongs to /u/ You're a sad person, let me remind you you're in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:05:13 2015 No.14221752 >/mgt/ now accepts yuri >maledom is still not allowed. Amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:05:34 2015 No.14221754 >>14221707 In some writefaggotry she already does. Also, I love that picture because it actually makes Deruella look sexy and not some creepy grinning maniac like her profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:05:42 2015 No.14221755 >>14221736 >we all agree with that What? isn't the whole point of this shitstorm that there isn't a consensus? Or are you just deciding that you're right and that anyone who disagrees with you doesn't like monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:05:46 2015 No.14221756 >>14221747 See >>14221745

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:11 2015 No.14221757 >>14221752 I thought Rance was the norm here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:16 2015 No.14221758 >>14221752 Go away faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:20 2015 No.14221759 >>14221748 Given Tiamat having multiple heads is from D&D, I'd assume Bahamut's a Dragon too. A platinum scaled Paladin Dragon girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:26 2015 No.14221760 >>14221752 Fine, I'll bite: >>/mgt/ now accepts yuri Untrue. >maledom is still not allowed Also untrue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:39 2015 No.14221761 >>14221726 Yeah but she has a brother complex as well, I wonder what it's like to be her brother. Must be hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:44 2015 No.14221762 >>14221757 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:06:45 2015 No.14221763 This level of shitposting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:07:02 2015 No.14221765 >>14221757 >Biting that obvious bait on a double hook Christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:07:22 2015 No.14221766 >>14221752 'Sup shitstarter-kun? Should I make another consensual maledom greentext that you can then bitch about with the "Don't reply to maledom posters" image?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:07:27 2015 No.14221767

>>14221733
>with a simple comment explaining what it is. People who don't like it don't have to see it, people who do will gladly see it, and shitposters who don't like it will see it and complain at you anyway.

I'm assuming that the person is more concerned with what they want to produce than trying to upset the thread.

Personally, my mindset is "Make content which people in the thread will enjoy because you like to make it." I think making stuff solely to piss people off is retarded. If it's something which is a bit divisive (as in, there will be people who like it and people who don't like it in roughly equal measure), then I think an explanation/short summary should be posted, so that people who don't like it don't have their time wasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:07:50 2015 No.14221769 >>14221763 If people would just report and ignore. But alas, here we are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:07:55 2015 No.14221770 >>14221735 >>14221735 We don't give a shit what goes on in /u/ and you don't see us forcing our stuff there. No one has said to post straight shit in /u/, we want you out of here, we don't want to make camp there

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:07:59 2015 No.14221771 >>14221755 You know what, keep pushing your shit, I don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:08:00 2015 No.14221772 FFM is absolute trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:08:05 2015 No.14221773 >>14221765 Bro, I was the hook and you bit it without bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:09:11 2015 No.14221776 >>14221772 But I want a Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie threesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:09:22 2015 No.14221777 >>14221772 You are trash, fujoshit-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:09:38 2015 No.14221778 >>14221763 It hasn't even gotten Nega-tier yet. He used to push pegging as much as this idiot is pushing yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:10:13 2015 No.14221780 >>14221772 Yet we've had plenty of well received stories with it. Nice try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:10:23 2015 No.14221782 >>14221776 Nope.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:10:31 2015 No.14221783 [DELETED]

>>14221752
People are fine with maledom you retard, just not when it makes literally no sense. No one objected to that one Anon's story about domming an Alp to the point of permanent sexual slavery, even though it's even been linked to earlier in this thread and talked about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:10:48 2015 No.14221784 >>14221772 I bet you prefer MMM

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:11:10 2015 No.14221786

>>14221770
>We don't give a shit what goes on in /u/
You should, because if you did you'd know straight sex is bannable there

>and you don't see us forcing our stuff there
Nothing is being forced here, you are just whining about a fetish you don't like

>No one has said to post straight shit in /u/
But you are saying ffm should be posted in /u/, where it would be bannable

>we want you out of here, we don't want to make camp there
>Monster girl-related content isn't welcome in a monster girls thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:11:24 2015 No.14221788 >>14221783 >just not when it makes literally no sense Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:12:00 2015 No.14221789 >>14221772 This post is not manly enough, show me your man card.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:12:14 2015 No.14221790 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, Meanwhile inna blizzard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:12:19 2015 No.14221791 >>14221752 But it is. I wish this retarded thread culture of "Subs/Doms are oppressed!" would fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:12:32 2015 No.14221792 >>14221783 Alps are gay and belong in /y/. >>14221786 Not when there's yuri in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:12:34 2015 No.14221793 >>14221783 >not when it makes literally no sense Explain. And before you start, let me remind you that MGE is a JRPG-esque setting. Go.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:12:46 2015 No.14221795

>>14221778
It stopped being about yuri a while ago, it turned into threesome discussion and some guy still wouldn't stop sperging out over /u/ and throwing around the word dyke like it was going out of style.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was the same guy who started the yuri discussion in the first place and he was trying to direct the conversation back to being about /u/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:13:18 2015 No.14221797 >>14221752 >>14221772 >>14221788 Salty anon is really easy to spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:13:40 2015 No.14221798 >>14221780 Boy this is just like the ol' days so shit flinging

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:13:56 2015 No.14221799 >>14221778 He pushed pegging twice I think. Not that I'm defending him, only one namefag has ever surpassed his already massive ego.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:13:58 2015 No.14221800 >>14221792 >ffm is allowed in /u/ if it has yuri Then yuri should be allowed here if it has monster girls. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:14:15 2015 No.14221803 >>14221795 Girls making out and having sex with each other is yuri no matter how much you try to deny it. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:14:22 2015 No.14221804 >>14221793 >Explain. Fuck off, nobody gives a shit about your slapfights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:14:27 2015 No.14221805 The only reason MFF is under fire is because of fags wanting to push Yuri into it. We've had MCs fucking a girl while the other eats her out, to mess her up even more. Just say no to Yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:15:06 2015 No.14221809 >>14221790 throw in a glacies and we'll have a deal

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:15:21 2015 No.14221810 >>14221805 >We've had MCs fucking a girl while the other eats her out That's yuri you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:15:35 2015 No.14221814 >>14221798 Woops, sorry quoted anon didn't meant to

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:15:36 2015 No.14221815 >>14221805 That is yuri you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:15:56 2015 No.14221818 >>14221804 >Fuck off Anon, when has that ever convinced the other person to stop? Don't waste my time with that nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:16:23 2015 No.14221819 >>14221805 Definition of delusion, calling yuri not yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:16:31 2015 No.14221820 >>14221799 >Twice >Not every time he posted >Especially every time he posted a story You know, you could just take the list of stuff on his old pastebin and use that as an absolute minimum number. I guarantee you it's a lot higher than two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:16:34 2015 No.14221822 >>14221805 >We've had MCs fucking a girl while the other eats her out, to mess her up even more Yet when someone mentioned a guy and a tentacle double teaming a Kiki an autist kicked up a fuss over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:16:38 2015 No.14221823 >>14221805 I understand why the thread hates yuri, but some anon are assmad about threesomes too. That's just silly. You're fucking two girls at once, that's probably the straightest thing ever from a man's perspective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:17:14 2015 No.14221825 >>14221800 I never said it was allowed in /u/, just that it wasn't allowed here, and that I don't care about anything else but you faggots taking it out of here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:17:16 2015 No.14221826 >>14221782 Nope what

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:17:26 2015 No.14221827
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>>14221790
>FFFM
Well, jee Anon, don't you think that picture would belong better in /u/? A-har-dee-har-har.

I'd like to see that drawfag draw more Yuki Onnas. I like the prominent eyelashes he gave her in that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:17:33 2015 No.14221828 >>14221823 It's just some yurifag falsflagging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:18:05 2015 No.14221833 >>14221823 Girls fucking each other is yuri no matter how hard you try and hide it. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:18:51 2015 No.14221835 >>14221833 For the love of christ, don't fall for this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:18:54 2015 No.14221836 >>14221818 Faggot, keep whining about people don't liking your shit fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:19:19 2015 No.14221839 >>14221786 >het is bannable in /u/ Your problem not ours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:19:27 2015 No.14221840 >>14221828 Why would someone who likes yuri falseflag to make us even more hostile towards it? I understand that they're not being genuine, because the leaps of logic they're making are simply not there, but why would it be someone who likes it?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:20:16 2015 No.14221842 [DELETED]

http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/50
>If the bisexual (female) tag applies, use it instead of the yuri tag.
Oh so threesomes don't count as yuri? Lets see what google has to say:
>Yuri (百合 ?, "lily"), also known by the wasei-eigo construction Girls' Love (ガールズラブ gāruzu rabu ?), is a Japanese jargon term for content and a genre involving love between women in manga, anime, and related Japanese media.
Keyword here is love. Gee could it be that this thread is the only place confused as to what yuri actually is?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:20:47 2015 No.14221844 >>14221836 Well, continue shitposting if you must, I'll do something more productive with my time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:20:53 2015 No.14221845 >>14221842 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:21:53 2015 No.14221850 File: 656 KB, 708x1000, 1412799996777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you stop if a sammich were offered?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:21:58 2015 No.14221851 Yuri haters are fucking autistic jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:22:49 2015 No.14221854 >>14221845 >I got blown the fuck out >I know I'll tell him to leave, who needs counter arguments! /mgt/ in a nutshell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:22:58 2015 No.14221855 >>14221851 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:23:07 2015 No.14221856 >>14221822 Hi. That would be Yuri, girls don't fuck girls. If you had said a holst gets her tits sucked on by a kiki while she rides the dick it's be a different story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:23:10 2015 No.14221857 Cant we talk about monster girls and not the concept of lesbianism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:23:27 2015 No.14221859 >>14221840 By trying to link plain yuri with FFM in order to bring it in by association. and if that doesn't work then it still helps to vilify the opposition. >If you hate yuri you hate threesomes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:23:30 2015 No.14221861 >>14221850 >Human sized meece NO I WANT HER TO BE ABLE TO FIT IN MY PALM AND GIVE HER RUBS WITH MY FINGER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:23:41 2015 No.14221863 >>14221850 >rats that close to food God no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:24:31 2015 No.14221868 >>14221854 Boy, is it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:25:07 2015 No.14221870 >>14221863 It's OK, she's gotten her inoculations and is lovingly washed everyday by her owner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:25:09 2015 No.14221871 >>14221793 Now's not a good time to discuss this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:25:15 2015 No.14221872 >>14221850 My god the skaven are real...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:25:27 2015 No.14221873 >>14221859 Threesomes are yuri. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:26:00 2015 No.14221877 >>14221859 Oh shit, these guys are sneaky. Anyway, I think people should stop replying to him. >>14221854 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:26:02 2015 No.14221879 >>14221859 Ah, I see. The first part makes more sense than the second part there, but I definitely see what you mean. >>14221850 >holding the cheese for my sandwich in her mouth That's unsanitary. And cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:26:29 2015 No.14221880 >>14221873 Kill yourself yurifag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:26:37 2015 No.14221881 >>14221871 Not that there ever seems to be a "good time" to do it, but point taken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:27:00 2015 No.14221883 >>14221856 No that wouldn't be yuri, a tentacle using one of her limbs would be similar to fingering. It's not like they're dicks or she's scissoring the girl. >>14221873 Feel free to check out >>14221842

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:27:03 2015 No.14221884 >>14221871 How about no? Leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:28:06 2015 No.14221888 Why do all the best MGs have shitty thread canon thrust on them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:28:30 2015 No.14221891 >>14221883 Fuck off, girls fucking other girls is yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:30:17 2015 No.14221894 >>14221884 >You should leave if you want to fuck monster girls ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:31:20 2015 No.14221897 >>14221894 Don't reply to bait. Right now, the value of the bait market is low as fuck anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:31:26 2015 No.14221898 we are not going to be done with this crap for a while are we? Im going to sleep, maybe you guys will calm down 400+posts later..

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:31:35 2015 No.14221899 Why is /mgt/ always so pissy? Have we just ran out of stuff to talk about? I don't go to many general threads so I wouldn't know if this is the norm for them, but these threads fall into stupid arguments far too often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:31:35 2015 No.14221900 >>14221888 Because they really are too good for us. The best monster ever could come out, and I guarantee that someone out there would ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:32:26 2015 No.14221904 >>14221899 Go away lesbo lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:32:45 2015 No.14221905 >>14221891 If you don't like it why don't you report it? Oh that's right because yuri isn't against the rules and you'd get banned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:32:51 2015 No.14221906 >>14221894 Maledom is garbage and doesn't belong here. >>14221883 Nether is yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:33:35 2015 No.14221908 >>14221904 We know you are a yurifag, probably yuricuck for your posting style, just leave already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:34:00 2015 No.14221910 Is there anyone who isn't falseflagging right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:34:03 2015 No.14221911 >>14221905 You're more obnoxious than a nigger. Get shot by cops already.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:34:34 2015 No.14221913

>>14221888
Not all of the monstergirl have shit threadcanon, just the ones who proved popular.
How to save great girls in the future? Be the first to write about them once they're released and do something memorable with them. There, you've made monstergirl threadcanon only you've had a chance to steer it in a less retarded direction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:34:38 2015 No.14221914 >>14221906 Here comes the maledomfag reverse flagging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:34:44 2015 No.14221915 >>14221870 I think that he's talking about the other rats, not the MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:00 2015 No.14221916 >>14221883 >girl fucking another girl >not Yuri I am not against MFF but you need to reevaluate on this particular case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:05 2015 No.14221917 >>14221899 People just can't resist a blatant shitposter. It baffles me, because these are poeple who post on 4chan, and they still don't know how to just ignore an obvious troll. >>14221908 See above, man. Just ignore it, let it die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:14 2015 No.14221919 >>14221906 >Maledom is garbage and doesn't belong here. Well now I'm just going to have to keep posting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:21 2015 No.14221920 Will somebody report this fuck >>14221906 already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:28 2015 No.14221922 File: 1.10 MB, 1072x1511, 1442427224719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, who here's just laying low and waiting for this shit to pass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:36:13 2015 No.14221926 >>14221919 Why are you replying to yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:37:00 2015 No.14221927 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWc2qS4tDPU This thread's unofficial mascot. He's perfect, always angry and on fire. His waifu is most likely Ignis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:37:06 2015 No.14221928 File: 1.61 MB, 2478x3456, 1407736073912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221922 AGRO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:37:17 2015 No.14221929 >1000 posts later, yuri is still not allowed Can we do something else now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:37:25 2015 No.14221930 >>14221920 I already did, what abou you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:37:29 2015 No.14221931 >>14221922 I'm playing Total War, like always.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:37:57 2015 No.14221932 File: 312 KB, 1075x1516, 1442425014021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221922 Wait, godammit Shigatake. Here's a better image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:39:19 2015 No.14221940 >>14221930 I got banned last time I reported someone, so I'm a little hesitant...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:39:59 2015 No.14221941 >>14221931 So what's new?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:40:07 2015 No.14221942 >>14221929 Let's talk about how something else isn't allowed, like cloacas or horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:40:23 2015 No.14221943 I blame the tanukis for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:41:41 2015 No.14221948 >>14221943 I blame obnoxious yurifags trying to push their fetish into everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:42:10 2015 No.14221952 >>14221929 >yuri is still not allowed [Citation fucking needed]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:42:14 2015 No.14221953 >>14221948 so tanukis

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:42:23 2015 No.14221954 >>14221927 >I'm off to join the sorrow That's like me after reading these threads half the time. On another note, fuck street signs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:42:31 2015 No.14221955 >>14221942 No those just make an animalfucker and worthy to be laughed at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:43:07 2015 No.14221959 >>14221952 Fuck off faggot, you're not wanted here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:43:26 2015 No.14221960 >>14221943 >>14221948 I blame the autist who get triggered by anything they dont like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:44:40 2015 No.14221966 >>14221960 I blame you for pushing your shitty fetish into everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:44:42 2015 No.14221967 >>14221952 You just don't stop do you? Look at this thread.We've at this what, 3 hours? Just take your flamestorm starting fetish where it belongs and leave us be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:44:47 2015 No.14221968 >>14221959 Your the one not wanted her shitposter-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:45:19 2015 No.14221970 >>14221932 You got Dirge?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:45:54 2015 No.14221973 >>14221968 No he's right take your yuri and leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:46:01 2015 No.14221974 >>14221693 Actually, he said it's both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:46:03 2015 No.14221976 >>14221922 Eh, why was this one deleted?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:46:07 2015 No.14221977 >>14221899 Autism is rampant in any community that wants to talk about the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:46:36 2015 No.14221981 >>14221968 Take your shitty fetish and go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:46:54 2015 No.14221982 >>14221976 PUBES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:47:29 2015 No.14221983 >>14221943 I blame the Cu Sith for this.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:49:43 2015 No.14221990
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>>14221710
At least it's getting out of everybody's systems.
Also:
>Furry girl gets posted
>Yuri arguemnt outt fuckin' nowhere
I don't understand, but at least it's done now, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:49:44 2015 No.14221991 >>14221982 Seriously? I've posted worse than that and not had it deleted. It's not even something like cameltoe. It's above the NSFW area. Deleting that because of pubes makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:49:52 2015 No.14221992 File: 1.05 MB, 1063x1508, 1442426966614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221970 Gotcha. >>14221976 I noticed that there was a very definable amount of muff after I posted it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:50:42 2015 No.14221994 >>14221992 Now here's a girl who knows all about proactive dating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:50:50 2015 No.14221996 >>14221968 Unfortunately, even after all his shitposting, the thread does want him. It loves him, and it's putting him on a pedestal and congratulating him for a job well done. Give up. There's no hope of things ever changing for the better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:51:44 2015 No.14221999 >>14221992 Shadow of the Colossus is a pretty inspiring story. I mean, would YOU kill all those things for your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:51:55 2015 No.14222000 >>14221910 I'm lurking because of a killer migraine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:52:01 2015 No.14222001 >>14221996 >There's no hope of things ever changing for the better. Fuck off faggot. Lesbians aren't welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:52:37 2015 No.14222003 >>14221996 Funny thing is none of this screaming and crying has accomplished anything if someone wants to post yuri their gonna do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:52:48 2015 No.14222004 >>14221992 This is the sand snake colossus you fight on Agro, right? Do I beat this version of her by cumming in her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:53:50 2015 No.14222008 >>14222001 I love you shitposter-kun! Keep up the good work!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:54:13 2015 No.14222009 >>14222001 You sure do love to shitpost give it a rest already.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:54:20 2015 No.14222010

>>14221977
>/mgt/
Constant shitstorms and stop liking what I don't like combined with baiting and reverse trolling.
>/r/monstergirl
It's on reddit, enough said
>MGU
Full of tryhard RPers and people who try push their "totally original" setting. Managed to be the only people in existence to receive a C&D from KC for their bullshit.
>MGR
Dead and the little activity they have is stifled due to outright banning any form of dislike of a profile because it's "not the place for it."
>/monster/
Poorly thought out, dead and paranoid they're going to get raided

Japanese fans who can speak English must be amused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:55:11 2015 No.14222014 File: 231 KB, 1072x1513, 1442427157861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221999 I'd be indifferent towards killing Phalanx since it's docile and wants no trabble. It's also beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:55:48 2015 No.14222018 >>14221906 >>14221752 ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:56:03 2015 No.14222019 >>14222010 >Pedochan worried about being raided >When they raid 4chan every single day Dude what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:56:36 2015 No.14222022 >>14222009 Not until you and everyone like you fucks off back to your containment board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:56:59 2015 No.14222023 >>14222014 >indifferent Wait, what? Everything you said is like a defense of her, how could you be indifferent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:58:21 2015 No.14222026 >>14222023 I gotta save the waifu man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:58:28 2015 No.14222027 >>14222022 Then I guess your going to be shitposting and starting storms forever then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:58:36 2015 No.14222029 >>14222019 /monster/ isn't the same as the site as a whole, the board is worried we'll raid them due to the activity difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:58:38 2015 No.14222030 >>14222019 It's because 4chan is totally a puppet of the evil cuck Jew SJWs that want to crush their freedoms. They are just fine where they are, which is why they all spend their time talking about 4chan and who they are better.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:59:06 2015 No.14222033

>>14221992
I wish Dirge was a monstergirl, because the death screen is really unsettling.
If it were focused on her goggles with her eyes closed in a cute 'whoops!' expression the screen would be much less creepy to look at.

The original screen's death stare at the player makes it feel like Dirge didn't care about Wanderer and actually wants YOUR blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:59:29 2015 No.14222034 >>14222019 >>14222010 Especially considering that one /u/ guy claimed to be from /monster/. Sheesh, at this rate, we'll ever catch a break. I want to like lamias in peace, is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:59:41 2015 No.14222036 >>14222026 But the colossi are all beautiful and unique and the world is poorer for not having them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:59:47 2015 No.14222038 So with the disasters of Vamp Mosquito and Cu Sith, will KC make up for it next week with canon shark girls? Also, the only redeemable thing about Cu Sith is the shade of green KC used for its fur. I like that color.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:00:35 2015 No.14222041 >>14222029 /monster/ is much less autistic and less caustic at the expense of being much much slower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:01:15 2015 No.14222045 >>14222038 I don't think anyone actually cared for the Vampsquito.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:02:04 2015 No.14222048 >>14222034 >Especially considering that one /u/ guy claimed to be from /monster/. How is it that people STILL cant recognize one of the most obvious bait and switches that has ever been posted here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:03:31 2015 No.14222053 >>14222048 That is to say, "claimed to be"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:04:04 2015 No.14222054 >>14222045 I personally really disliked her. She has all of the worst qualities of mosquitoes.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:05:03 2015 No.14222057

>>14222030
I visit every now and then to see what they do. Its painfully slow, full of greentexts of varying quality and has reminded me that maybe it isn't a bad thing that CYOAs aren't allowed anymore. It has its own writefags, but they seem to lack a masterlist or pastebin documenting them all (as far as I can tell) so its hard to find many of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:07:16 2015 No.14222068 >>14222053 >Thread dosent like /monster/ >Thread boogymans /u/ >Hey guys im the one who has been starting all these yuri shitstorms and im from /monster/ AND /u/ People are really stupid enough to fall for stuff like this?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:07:44 2015 No.14222070
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>>14222010
>/r/monstergirl

Would you like to hear a story?

I went there once, out of curiosity. As you can probably expect, it was pretty dead. Sure, people posting image links more or less daily, but there was no coherence, y'know? People posting characters like Miia and Alice, and having no idea what their actual names were. People not knowing of even the existence of Monster Girl Quest.

Then, I found one particular post. It was a post by a moderator, in regards to censorship of loli on the monstergirl board. Here's the post in question:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirl/comments/161vkl/why_i_removed_wanted_monster_girls_chapter_10/

Now look at those before and after censorships, and understand that, as far as I can tell, the mod was being completely serious. I don't understand how it could be anything except a joke, but I saw no evidence of that in the post.
Bear in mind that the entirety of Reddit as a site has only recently (within a few months) banned loli entirely. That linked post was made two years ago.

So, y'know what? I'm glad we have this thread. We may not be the best people, but we're not the worst people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvv5sTqNa4

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:07:52 2015 No.14222071 >>14222054 >all of the worst qualities of mosquitoes. I don't think mosquitoes have any good qualities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:07:52 2015 No.14222072 >>14222057 Also, for as much as they whine about us, they love to share art and stories that originated here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:08:10 2015 No.14222074 >>14221628 I bet Arnie would chill out with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:09:43 2015 No.14222078 >>14222068 So, before we go any further with this conversation, Yes. At first, I was retarded, and then I was pretending to not be retarded. I took it at face value, and I am not a clever man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:09:46 2015 No.14222079 >>14222045 She was ok for me, nothing exceptional but nothing that I hate. At least, design-wise she was much better than Cu Sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:09:50 2015 No.14222080 >All these deleted posts Based Janitors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:09:59 2015 No.14222081 >>14222070 /mgt/ is like the old joke about democracy. >It's the worst place to talk about monstergirls >Except for all the others

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:10:56 2015 No.14222084

>>14222038
You know if Cu-Sith wasn't in a porn setting I'd love something like it as a pet.

Perfect for falling to sleep while hugging, giving head pats and going for walks with. It's actually kind of cute, why must furfags ruin cute anthropomorphic animals?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:11:01 2015 No.14222085 >>14222048 Doesn't change anything though does it? Yurifags are still unwelcome here, Doesn't matter where they're from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:11:57 2015 No.14222087 >>14222071 You know what? You're right. I wouldn't say that Vamp Mosquito is worst girl (not while Roper and Matango are around). I wouldn't even say she's worst bug girl (Devil Bug is a thing, after all). But she's certainly in the top 10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:12:01 2015 No.14222090 >>14222070 I didn't think my hate for that website or humanity in general could get any higher. I am the edge. >>14222081 That's the depressing part, as shit as we are we're still the least cancerous place to talk about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:12:14 2015 No.14222091 >>14222072 They rarely mention our stuff. Moose has his fans and I think I saw Seafoam mentioned before, but that's it from what I see when I look for their writefagging. Our drawfag material on the other hand gets posted often it would seem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:13:22 2015 No.14222092 KC was powering up before I went to bed, did he release a new girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:14:10 2015 No.14222093 >>14222070 I went there once and saw that someone had posted one of .less' Anubis pictures. Someone called it furry and said it didn't belong in the monster girl subreddit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:14:18 2015 No.14222094 >>14222092 Keep your innocence anon. Don't ask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:14:21 2015 No.14222095 >>14222085 The mod JUST Deleted all the anti-yuri shit do you really want to start things up again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:14:28 2015 No.14222097 >>14222070 >that censorship That's taking the white cloud censors to a whole new level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:15:26 2015 No.14222101 Well we just lost 200 posts, the resident Kiki was here. >>14222092 You poor soul, run while you still can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:15:35 2015 No.14222102 >>14222092 Cu sith

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:17:01 2015 No.14222104
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>>14222092
It was a Cu Sith. Now ignore it because it has literally zero redeedming qualities, and act as if he just released the raiju again, because that has many redeeming qualities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:17:47 2015 No.14222106 >>14222094 >>14222101 >>14222102 Pfft, it can't be that bad.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:17:57 2015 No.14222108
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>Come into thread
>Cu Sith happened
>Thread's more than doubled in length in 6 hours
>It's 6 straight hours of shitposting
>All the usual topics have been dragged out
>A third of the thread has been deleted
I'd like to say that I'm disappointed by all this, but let's be honest. My expectations for people in this thread are so low they're trawling the bed of the Styx right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:17:58 2015 No.14222109 >>14222093 It's funny because the same subreddit was also the only place with an over all positive reaction to Cait Sith. Even MGR with it's "remember to smile and praise KC" rules didn't like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:18:20 2015 No.14222112 >>14222095 >bans meaning shit >bans magically change people's opinions >do you want to start it up again No, just stating facts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:18:30 2015 No.14222113 >>14222095 Not him but it looks like people got banned on both sides. So you know, stuff it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:18:35 2015 No.14222114 >>14222104 I want to https://youtu.be/YT516h7QwA4 with a Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:18:53 2015 No.14222116 >>14222104 You could do some entertaining things with her in stories. She also needs more art, because she's really cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:19:01 2015 No.14222117 >>14222106 Nvm, saw it, it's literally just a dog with bedroom eyes. Why KC? Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:19:40 2015 No.14222119 >>14222109 /monster/ also seemed to like her as well becuase we hated it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:20:08 2015 No.14222121 >>14222041 Wrong. The poster bases of both places are cut from the same autistic, shit flipping cloth. The difference is that the poster IDs and involved moderation over there nip shit like this in the bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:21:29 2015 No.14222126 >>14222121 Sometimes I wish these threads had poster ID. It'd eliminate half our problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:22:30 2015 No.14222131 >>14222119 /monster/ does appear to dislike Cu Sith this time around, too. At any rate, I've seen more than one angry W40K image posted there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:22:50 2015 No.14222133 >>14222126 BLASPHEMY!

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:23:18 2015 No.14222137

>>14222114
I want to reenact Crank 2 with one, only instead of violence it's be frantic sexual activities instead.
>The stripclub shootout becomes something entirely different but just as frantic
>every time she gets a charge she cums violently
>half the male cast end up on the floor covered in sexual fluids
>the final fight is her reaching sexual nirvana after hitting up the power grid and raping the villain comatose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:23:52 2015 No.14222138 >>14222126 The ID's on /pol/ just created a new type of shitposting.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:24:27 2015 No.14222140

>>14222137
What other sorts of electricity-related things would you do to your Raiju to bully her?
>hide thick woolly socks all over the bedroom
>proceed to sexytimes
>when she cums, her charge makes all the socks stick to her until she can manage to get her lust under control

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:25:01 2015 No.14222142 >>14222138 A shitposting to surpass Metal Gear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:25:29 2015 No.14222144 I want to help loosen up a Jiangshi's stiff body through exercise

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:25:49 2015 No.14222146

>>14222070
That's pretty funny. Sad, too, but funny.

>>14222113
Yeah, it looks like they finally did their job correctly and weren't biased fucks. Good to see. I had a pretty good laugh, because the posts started getting deleted right as I came back from an appointment, and I still had 600+ left. So much shit gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:27:18 2015 No.14222149 >>14222140 >convince raiju waifu to put on body glitter for extra seductive look during sexytimes >when she cums, her charge repels the glitter and blasts it all over the room >now she's got a huge pain in the ass mess to clean up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:27:21 2015 No.14222150 >>14222140 I'm waiting for someone to draw an anon using sex with a Raiju to charge a phone or something.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:28:08 2015 No.14222152

>>14221941
Slowly crushing England under the iron fist of King Lewllyn as the Welsh.

Was looking grim at first but they had to send all of their forces to fight the scots so I think I have a chance now.

Especially after I just took and sacked Oxford.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:30:10 2015 No.14222155 >>14222149 >Raiju comes out of the bathroom >Went through a lot of effort to look good for your date >Sneak up behind her & tease her a bit >Hair is now a frazzled mess & make-up has to be redone

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:30:24 2015 No.14222158 >>14222150 >powercut >want to shitpost on /mgt/ anyway >laptop battery is empty >you sigh, pull down your pants, lay on the floor with the laptop on your stomach and let your waifu release some tension while you call Lilims a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:30:54 2015 No.14222159 >>14222152 Ironically I've been playing crusader kings 2, started off as an Irish count and I've now got almost the entire Empire of Britannia under my control even with the faggot Norse raiding me all over the place every two weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:33:44 2015 No.14222167 File: 729 KB, 647x1200, 1442247111849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222144 I hope Jiang-shi's are capable of seating in some fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:34:20 2015 No.14222168 >>14222159 Nice, I have that game installed but never played it, seems to complicated to learn at first glance and I don't have the time to sit down and learn just yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:35:51 2015 No.14222170 >>14222167 sweating*

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:36:20 2015 No.14222172

>summertime barbecue with friends
>the bugs are really bad
>both normal flies and mosquitoes and Beelzebubs and Vamp Mosquitoes keep trying to feed on the burgers and the guests
>tease your Raiju waifu (and possibly daughterus) to the point that their charge is so high that it arcs out and electrocutes anybody who gets near her
>every so often when a Vamp Mosquito gets too close, you hear a loud ZAP followed by a crackling noise and a "Kyaaa!~"

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:38:06 2015 No.14222178

Oh-hoh man, just look at all those deleted posts on Warosu. Jesus, that's a lot of deletions.

>>14222158
It makes sense that the more vigorous fucking would be able to supply more power to something.
That being said, what's the most power-intensive thing a Raiju could up, and how much stimulation would she need to do it?

>Some smart engineer monstergirl, like a lich, anubis or group of goblins builds a giant mech
>It's powered by a raiju hooked up to what's essentially a massive, full body sex machine
>The "Overcharge function" is just flooding the Raiju's chamber with aphrodesiacs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:39:38 2015 No.14222181 >>14222168 Oh trust me it is, I was only able to learn through youtube, I can find the guy whose videos I watched if you want to learn, they were actually pretty good and made it a lot easier to manage the like 500 buttons on the screen.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:42:14 2015 No.14222185

>>14222178
>A super powered mech
>powered by a Raiju straddling a sybian on full blast

The only problem is control wouldn't be able to talk to the pilot, because all she'd be able to manage would be intense orgasmic squealing. I'm yet to see a video of a woman on one of those things who can do anything but scream and convulse once it gets to the higher settings

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:42:25 2015 No.14222187 File: 315 KB, 642x1000, Egyptian Mecha thing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222178 >mech has a super form that's only available when the Raiju attains a husbando, among many other forms of character development

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:46:01 2015 No.14222196

Uh oh Anon.
After being in a car crash that tragically killed your wife, you've been in a coma for nine years.

Upon awakening you've found that your daughteru became a cyborg mercenary too keep the bills paid and you alive.

How do you react when the mechanical monstrosity that is your daughter walks through the door?

What does she look like and what's her load out?
Do you stick it in when she starts getting touchy?

Roll if no favorite
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Alternate mode: you wake up from a nine minute nap to your daughter quoting Armstrong and the above scenario is a dream, what do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:46:06 2015 No.14222199 >>14222167 Well, MGE undead can regain some biological functions as they absorb more and more energy, so I guess with enough fondling and loving you could have a sweating Jiang-shi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:47:22 2015 No.14222201 >>14222199 >so I guess with enough fondling and loving you could have a sweating Jiang-shi. And if you accompanied that with a rigorous workout and spats...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:47:31 2015 No.14222203 >>14222196 Would I have a flashback a few months later revealing that Anon is perfectly fine and I'm just some guy with a face transplant and delusions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:47:46 2015 No.14222204 >>14222196 >Cyborg Medusa I'm imagining each of her snakes having their own little robot setup, too. This is too precious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:50:04 2015 No.14222208 >>14222203 No, you are Anon. Your care crashed and you've been in a coma for nine years. >>14222204 Could make them all cameras or thermal sights. Also lasers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:50:34 2015 No.14222209 >>14222196 >Nine minute nap What a shitty nap. Anyways. >Cyborg Yeti Her antenna is now an actual antenna. Could be cool.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:50:37 2015 No.14222210

>Hrm, weekly MG is kind of late.
>Oh well, I should get to sleep, I'll see it in the morning.
>It's Cu Sith
>A massive amount of posts are deleted
>And yet there's still a shit-ton of shitstorm still there
Geezus. You people always said "We'll be prepared for it." and "It won't be nearly as bad as Cait Sith". Fuckin' hell.

It kinda reminds me of a Mizone design. Hopefully, this is the last time KC will do a furry, that this rampant shit shall not be repeated here again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:51:49 2015 No.14222213 >>14222185 What we need then is another way to communicate to the Raiju. >"I'll let you cum, but only if you increase power output by twelve percent."

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:51:56 2015 No.14222214

>>14222196
>a Lich being killed in a car crash
How? Was she waving her phylactery around like an idiot at the time?

I'm not even sure what kind of monster or girl a Lich would give birth to either, bot since they love to experiment I guess I wouldn't be shocked. Hell, the "daughter" is probably my wife in a new body seeing how they work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:53:09 2015 No.14222217 >>14222209 >What a shitty nap Clearly you don't know the magic of power naps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:53:10 2015 No.14222219 >>14222196 >Crow Tengu Big rocket wings with heat seeking razor feathers and nanoblade talons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:56:01 2015 No.14222228 >>14222199 >MGE undead can regain some biological functions as they absorb more and more energy I want to give a Lich just enough energy to be able to blush faintly while keeping a straight face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:57:46 2015 No.14222235 >>14222214 >Lich ressurected and got herself a younger, cyborg body. That's dedication >>14222219 Must mare reading difficult

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:58:10 2015 No.14222237 >>14222196 >Cyborg Alice It would probably be the cutest and the most dangerous cyborg in the world. I have no idea what could be her mechanical parts besides her horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:59:00 2015 No.14222239 >>14222235 She already had to read and write with no hands. She can get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:59:49 2015 No.14222241 >>14222235 >Must mare reading difficult That typo would be funnier if his daughter was a centaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:01:30 2015 No.14222251 File: 354 KB, 720x480, The deputy did it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222196 Nine years in a coma... Do I get special powers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:02:55 2015 No.14222255 >>14222196 >Mantis Hearing her speaking in deadpan about a technique that's been passed down her family line for generations is pretty hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:06:43 2015 No.14222262 >>14222237 Eyes. Wings are rocket packs. Tail mounted plasma cannon. Chest mounted cushioning gel >>14222251 Your voice changes dramatically, that's it. >>14222255 Eh, plasma scyth blades could be neat. As could cloaking tech

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:06:50 2015 No.14222263
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Remember, it could be worse.

The good news is we're clear sailing from here, we might get a cute muscular lion girl to hang out with Jinko next time. A man can dream right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:07:43 2015 No.14222267 File: 1.17 MB, 1600x900, BossMillerDejavu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222196 >you've been in a coma for nine years

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:08:41 2015 No.14222270 >>14222263 >we might get a cute muscular lion girl That's fucking gross man

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:11:09 2015 No.14222276 >>14222263 >we might get a cute muscular lion girl That sounds rad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:11:20 2015 No.14222278 >>14220359 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:11:32 2015 No.14222279 >>14222196 >Jinko she probably didn't need any upgrades to begin with, but I'm proud of her, especially because her old man was a POG

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:12:45 2015 No.14222281 File: 629 KB, 1200x1000, Humans are the real monsters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222270 Come on now anon, even paladins appreciate a bit of muscle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:13:56 2015 No.14222284 >>14222279 Will you tell her that and watch as a giant, muscled, mechanical girl blushes pink and let's out an involuntary chuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:14:32 2015 No.14222289 >>14222281 That man is no Paladin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:15:34 2015 No.14222292 >>14222279 A shiny POG or just a common variety one everyone had about five of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:15:57 2015 No.14222293 File: 390 KB, 539x750, 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222263 >Furries often have fairly nice bodies >while lolis have poor bodies HOLD ME BACK, /mgt/ NIGGER DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT HE BE SPEWING

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:18:15 2015 No.14222304

>>14222284
yes
>>14222292
well technically, I don't know if a Navy man can be called a POG, because that implies the Navy has grunts to begin with. I suppose the closest to a grunt the Navy has are FMF Hospital Corpsman who are stationed with grunts.
but I was a machinist's mate. We make water then we walk on it. We screw, we nut, we bolt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:18:18 2015 No.14222305 >>14222293 I don't get this picture. It looks like she's only just found her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:18:47 2015 No.14222308 >>14222293 Let it go, anon. It ain't right to mess with the crazies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:20:47 2015 No.14222317 >>14222305 It looks more like she is trying to tell the guy to slow down a little bit. To me, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:20:54 2015 No.14222318 >>14222304 >We make water then we walk on it Does the church know about this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:21:23 2015 No.14222321 File: 691 KB, 1228x868, 2788808d80111a6cf5d0a63b305eb4c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222293 Faggots the lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:21:50 2015 No.14222322 >>14222305 Maybe she's an Alice-type kitsune? One who forgets what a vagina even is until she uses it or has her attention brought to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:22:18 2015 No.14222323 >>14222293 I want to see a man hold back his Baphomet waifu to stop her murdering some poor furfug. Just imagine the sight, puffed up cheeks, legs flying in the air and the plenty of cussing that doesn't suit such a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:24:03 2015 No.14222334 I want an evil loli waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:24:42 2015 No.14222336 >>14222318 they only make holy water so we're not cramping their style.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:25:56 2015 No.14222343

>>14222201
Wait a minute, I know where this is going. You just want to do all kinds of improper things, sweat sheened assets of a Jiang-shi.
You're some kind of copse molester that would grope one of those poor girls enjoying how easy it is to run his fingers over the clammy skin before slipping your dick under her sports bra and getting off in her slippery cleavage. I'm onto you undead fucker, there will be none of that 'shoving your face into a Jiang-shi's lap to huff her feminine scent while licking and slurping at the cloth covered nethers' nonsense.
Or maybe you're the type to bully them with fondling their cloth straining butts though soaked spats while grinding your dick between their pale things and flushed lower lips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:29:12 2015 No.14222356 File: 500 KB, 858x990, 0e063d1c2bd1ea1da027ee8a7de7b7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222343 Damn straight to everything you've mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:30:44 2015 No.14222361 >>14222263 >Looks more charming and loyal What about Kobolds you fucking faggot?! >>14222262 >Plasma Scythes I thought we were on the MGR track not fuckin' Gundam Wing. High-Frequency Scythes man! That's where it's at!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:32:32 2015 No.14222368 >>14222263 >looks more charming and loyal All the MGE girls are loyal you ninny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:33:55 2015 No.14222374 >>14222361 Either or. I'd be happy with both. Big Duck a best

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:34:30 2015 No.14222376 >>14222334 Like a monstergirl Kate from Sekai Seifuku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:37:33 2015 No.14222385 >>14222361 Duo had the best Gundam all Gundams. High-tech Stealth armor, laser scythes, cool black armor, the works. But to keep this on monstergirls, Miia piloting the Cobra Gundam when? Seriously. I've asked a few times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:39:02 2015 No.14222389 >>14222385 How about just Miia in a Mobile Trace Suit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:39:46 2015 No.14222391 >>14222376 I mean real evil, not comedy tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:39:51 2015 No.14222392 >>14222293 Why is that fox pussy so puffy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:43:30 2015 No.14222400 >>14222391 You mean Stalin evil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:45:19 2015 No.14222409 hi

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:45:20 2015 No.14222410 >>14222385 That he did. Buddy of mine loved Epiyon and I was always a fan of Tallgeese. And you'll get Mia in a suit like that when we get Cerea in Funsyki's Gundam .

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:47:22 2015 No.14222416

>>14222391
So the sort of evil who wants to rule over the world with a unified empire devoted to her?
Or the sort of evil who kills for pleasure?
Or another sort of evil entirely?

>>14222392
It has to compete with her tail to be softer and puffier.

>>14222409
¡Que te jodan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:47:24 2015 No.14222417 >>14222400 More or less, except she purges her enemies, not her own subordinates

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:47:50 2015 No.14222419 File: 1.33 MB, 1000x1000, 1436655270240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222392 Durability for when their husbando pounds that plump fox ass every night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:48:37 2015 No.14222423 >>14222417 Does she have a goal in mind or does she just she like killing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:50:53 2015 No.14222427 Reminder that yuri is completely allowed in this thread and that only it's haters get banned during these autistic fights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:52:41 2015 No.14222433 >>14222427 Don't get ahead of yourself now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:54:02 2015 No.14222439 >>14222419 Fat Fox Fanny!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:55:19 2015 No.14222443 Reminder to ignore shitposters and talk about throatfucking wendigos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:55:33 2015 No.14222444 >>14220135 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbg1nEXQ1fI&ab_channel=seana

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:57:12 2015 No.14222450 >>14222419 That's a substantial behind for such a small fox.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:58:33 2015 No.14222456
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>>14222416
>So the sort of evil who wants to rule over the world with a unified empire devoted to her?
>Or the sort of evil who kills for pleasure?
Why not both?

>>14222423
Maybe she believes that the only way to make the world advance is by ruling it with an iron fist, and since we're at it, why not enjoy the power she has?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:01:18 2015 No.14222460 >>14222456 Because if you kill random people for fun, your empire won't be as big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:01:46 2015 No.14222462 >>14222443 >Slam your dick into a mouth of an wendigo >She gargles out a "arlghgalagalgah"

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:05:04 2015 No.14222475

>>14222443
You mean someone would repay the kindness of a Wendigo saving them from a cold death by forcing their pouty little lips straight to the base of their cock, staring into her teary eyes and guiding her along whit their hands until she starts dutifully bobbing her head at a steady pace?
How vile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:05:51 2015 No.14222480 File: 251 KB, 1000x1000, 1435652087853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222462 Is there a pocket dimension of sorts with a Wendigos cloak? If there were, I'd imagine that it'd resemble a yurt or something inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:06:36 2015 No.14222482 Finally caught up to the thread. What music did you listen to while scrolling through the shitstorm? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_hLQV59tk

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:07:45 2015 No.14222488 >>14222460 You can always kill the dissidents

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:08:40 2015 No.14222491 >>14222462 >You will never drink a doppleganger potion and gangbang a Wendigo in every hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:09:01 2015 No.14222492 >>14222482 >Undertale I'll at least assume that you got here after the ordeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:09:17 2015 No.14222493 >>14222488 Wouldn't it be more fun to make them fight to the death in a colosseum?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:10:11 2015 No.14222495 >>14222482 Undertale is crap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:10:15 2015 No.14222496 >>14222493 But what if she likes to do it by herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:10:24 2015 No.14222497 >>14222491 >I will never write that story about a mail wendigo in a wartime countryside

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:11:18 2015 No.14222499
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>>14222492
I was thinking it might have been the guy shitposting with San but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, Undertale's pretty popular right now.

Rightfully so too, it has a cute spider girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:11:27 2015 No.14222500 >>14222496 She gets in there and shows them how futile their actions are by beating them on even footing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:11:59 2015 No.14222501 >>14222492 Looking at deleted posts is becoming a chore, Warosu and 4chan X aren't cooperating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:13:25 2015 No.14222505 >>14218303 How disappointed are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:13:59 2015 No.14222508 File: 145 KB, 1200x857, Mecha Ushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222196

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:14:18 2015 No.14222509 File: 5 KB, 198x148, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KC did nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:14:43 2015 No.14222511 >>14222497 Sounds like an opportunity for worldbuilding, but would the Wendigo have to use her cloak for stealth purposes? >>14222505 Very. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:16:34 2015 No.14222518 File: 718 KB, 2048x2032, 1437923987773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222508 At least post the one that doesn't look like ass. >>14222509 You're getting kinda annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:17:09 2015 No.14222522 File: 271 KB, 1071x1582, NJYgbjz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222499 Lose the snout and goat-mom would be great too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:17:13 2015 No.14222523 >>14222501 >Warosu Its nice we have some form of archive now but its nowhere near as good as moe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:19:28 2015 No.14222529 >>14222522 delete that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:19:54 2015 No.14222533 >>14222511 More thought of it being away from the fighting, though there would still be a soldier stationed there and planes flying overhead to drop propaganda on them. I'll rethink how close to the action I want to make it I guess.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:20:16 2015 No.14222535

>>14222356
Joke's on you, corpse fucker. Can you even imaging how high an upkeep a sweating Jiang-shi would have?

They need to be bathed to wash off the sweat and both of your juices. That's right, bathed not 'to bathe.' We wouldn't want her to tense up in the middle of it and get stuck in the bathroom until someone comes along, after all. Speaking of all the other stuff that needs to be washed off. Can you even imagine how much you'd have to pump into one to get the desired result? We're talking about a Jiang-shi that swallowed multiple loads, any more creampies would only pointlessly overflow from her pussy and she's spreading her pliable cheeks enjoying the temporary limberness and cooing she still has a hole that's craving some love.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:21:20 2015 No.14222538
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>>14222439
>>14222450
Where do you think all the tofu offerings go?

That, and fat fox bottoms give are advantageous. Because kitsunes can have such big, weighty tails, the significant ass helps to lower their center of gravity, and keep their center of balance from deviating too far behind them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:21:37 2015 No.14222539 >>14222522 It looks more like a snout in-game. Here, it looks like a big nose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:22:28 2015 No.14222543 >>14222518 I think it looks fine. Is it the face that you react to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:23:50 2015 No.14222547 >>14222535 >any more creampies would only pointlessly overflow from her pussy and she's spreading her pliable cheeks enjoying the temporary limberness and cooing she still has a hole that's craving some love. Yes, this pleases the anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:24:43 2015 No.14222548 >>14222538 Then I want to improve her balance by feeding her all the fried tofu I can find

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:26:22 2015 No.14222555 >>14222539 In game she always reminded me of a moomin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:30:02 2015 No.14222566 >>14222538 What if I want a clumsy kitsune shrine maiden as a wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:30:25 2015 No.14222568 >>14222539 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls >You will never hold onto your hopes and dreams >You will never be filled with DETERMINATION

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:33:36 2015 No.14222577 >>14222533 Is it monstergirl vs monstergirl, or human vs. monstergirl oriented combat?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:36:57 2015 No.14222588
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>>14222548
Then watch as you get a fox with hips that'll rock the world with every step she makes.

>>14222566
Either give her holst milk for some breasts to get in her way and knock her off balance, or give her tails so big her hips and ass can't compensate for it. I guess the latter becomes more effective if she exercises so her butt is a bit smaller and tighter.

>>14222568
While I don't think we should be posting Undertale stuff willy-nilly, both for reasons of being topical and posting spoilers, that game had great boss fights and music. The big four were pretty superb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:38:41 2015 No.14222590 >>14222577 Invasive kitsune empire vs notNorthern europe nation is what I had in mind, but it sounds silly when I say it out loud. So, monster vs monster with men usually taking military jobs behind the front lines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:43:15 2015 No.14222600 >>14222590 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:44:38 2015 No.14222602 File: 146 KB, 664x1200, wip2_rachnera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14220975 Thanks! Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:45:53 2015 No.14222604 i want to fall asleep inside a Jubjub as she snuggles me with her wings

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:46:11 2015 No.14222606 >>14222602 The facial structure looks better here than it does in your previous works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:46:30 2015 No.14222608 Archives are dead, "Fuck off" shitposters got banned, crtl+F "(Dead)" is over 100 results Where is the new girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:46:36 2015 No.14222610 >>14222508 >>14222518 I want Kojima-Cow to fuck off

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:47:08 2015 No.14222612

>>14222547
As expected of an undead buggerer. While normal people bury the dead he wants to spread the bouncy cheeks of one apart and use the lubrication from the monster's saliva and his own seed to slowly ease his member into her ass. Why are you such a deviant? What drives someone to enjoy the sound of a healthy body ramming into a lukewarm corpse and the grunts she lets out between gritted teeth grinding on the edge of the tag that hangs off her forehead?
How could you derive pleasure from watching the partially open back door of a Jiang-shi twitch with the afterquakes of climax before plunging back in to flood her bowels even more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:48:16 2015 No.14222616 >>14222604 >inside a Jubjub I assume you meant inside her embrace, or something to that effect. Because there's one notorious Pixiv image which you could potentially invoke there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:48:32 2015 No.14222617 >>14222608 >>14220135

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:48:59 2015 No.14222620 >>14222608 There is no new girl. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:49:09 2015 No.14222621 >>14222608 It was Cu Sith, you didn't miss anything important I mean, I usually make OPs for the new girls, but uh....

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:49:23 2015 No.14222622 File: 476 KB, 1280x1176, magma dragon mecha musume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222610 But Mecha Musumes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:49:31 2015 No.14222623 >>14222600 Well, it's on the shelf till I finish with what I'm already writing. Very very slowly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:49:50 2015 No.14222625 >>14222612 You know me almost too well, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:50:31 2015 No.14222628 >>14222621 We already have another thread anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:51:00 2015 No.14222630 >>14222616 my mistake, not that pic. i meant inside her puffy pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:51:07 2015 No.14222631 >>14222622 They're not even real monsters. They just look like a Borg Cube caught them and fetishized them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:52:00 2015 No.14222632 >>14222617 I don't like the snout but it's not entirely terrible I'm sure Japan will love it because their culture doesn't throw autism fits over "furry" material and I expect a decent amount of Cu Sith pixiv art

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:52:01 2015 No.14222633 >>14222610 Cyborg Spidercows just want to love and protect you, anon. >>14222623 Sweet. Are you the one writing that /fit/ Elektra complex Jabberwock thing?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:52:34 2015 No.14222636

>>14222621
But the western furry community is so cancerous that anything with a snout is responded to with so much bile by anyone from the west that is not part of them that it makes any sane discussion absolutely impossible.
I'm not saying that not making a thread with cu sith is a bad decision, just that the fact that this is necessary is quite dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:53:09 2015 No.14222637 >>14222632 >I expect a decent amount of Cu Sith pixiv art There's one already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:53:37 2015 No.14222638 File: 856 KB, 1056x1100, Snow Jub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222604 I want to plow a snow Jub's driveway

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:54:10 2015 No.14222640 >>14222518 That is just a woman in an Ushi mecha suit. Just a wannabe Ushi Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:54:10 2015 No.14222641 >>14222633 Nah, I'm writing about cats and mice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:54:10 2015 No.14222642 >>14222630 Honestly, that seems more like my mistake, really. I mean, my mind went to there instead of what you intended, which seems more obvious in hindsight. Well, whatever. Do jubjubs have the softest pussies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:55:36 2015 No.14222651 >>14222640 >Paladins start wearing mecha suits to compete with natural mamono strength >Pacific Rim but with monstergirls Sounds neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:56:09 2015 No.14222653 >>14222641 Nyan? >>14222642 >Do jubjubs have the softest pussies? They're the softest Harpy species, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:56:31 2015 No.14222656 >>14222642 >jub jub's pusssy has feathers on the inside >they caress you with each thrust, and when you're sensitive from cumming...oh baby

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:57:04 2015 No.14222657 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222642 They'll have to go head to head against the Fluff Tunnel

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:57:18 2015 No.14222658 >>14222653 Yes. Now you know how long it'll take for me to get to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:57:31 2015 No.14222659 >>14222638 i love that recolour so much but the original won my heart will all that fluffy pink. brown girls are so fine though

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:58:17 2015 No.14222663 >>14222638 I bet they smell like hot cocoa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:58:22 2015 No.14222664 >>14222606 Glad you approve! I feel like I've been steadily improving little by little lately. Still a lot of mileage left before i git gud tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:00:18 2015 No.14222670 >>14222622 I'll be back Going to /m/ to ask what a megas girl would look like.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:02:14 2015 No.14222674

>>14222625
And it sickens me. It's an affront to nature, the stuff of nightmares. This is what lonely Liches fantasize about, locked away in their towers, while slamming their hips down to drive a dildo deeper into their clenching assholes, adding to the pleasure of dainty fingers rubbing and pumping their pussies at a rabid pace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:03:06 2015 No.14222678 >>14221626 Shame this got lost in the shitstorm. This shitstorm was so dense every single post has so many things going on

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:03:20 2015 No.14222679

>>14222651
>the Chief God's servants must lend strength to paladin women to boost their strength to compete with monsters
>it takes two of them working in tandem to give the paladin equal strength to the monsters
>Paladin Codename Gypsy Danger is "piloted" by sibling servants
>suffers heavy corruption in the field
>one of the siblings monsterizes leaving the other alone
>paladin herself barely manages to avoid monsterizing and is restored to purity by church rituals
>with so few Paladins left servant Riley will need to find a new partner to assist in helping Gypsy Danger fight the monster menace
Would watch/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:06:22 2015 No.14222686 >>14222633 I don't fucking care. I don't want cyborg spidercows anywhere near me, or Magma-Tits for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:08:24 2015 No.14222689 >>14222293 I'm not even a fan of loli and I agree with you. Them niggers don't know what they talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:12:09 2015 No.14222698 >>14222678 It's great It's gonna be great That's gonna be great It's gonna be great That's gonna be great I want George Lucas to direct an MGE movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:13:56 2015 No.14222707 >>14222698 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:14:44 2015 No.14222710 http://i.imgur.com/yJG0kcu.png >TFW you will never transcend humanity and become the Archangel of Death for the Chief God >TFW your hands will never be tied as you're forced to consider your Lady's insanity versus destroying innocents

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:15:18 2015 No.14222712 >>14222588 Look at that fox, she's so flat. I want a naizuri from a flat fox like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:15:19 2015 No.14222713 >>14222679 I'm rooting for the Kaiju monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:16:29 2015 No.14222717 File: 63 KB, 415x220, No Andy, I'm Not Okay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217050 >New girl was a furry >Brought up a shitstorm that spanned 4 hours and some 500 posts and got 3+ people banned >Midterm's tomorrow Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:16:46 2015 No.14222718 >>14222710 Thank goodness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:16:46 2015 No.14222719 >>14222710 >Giving up your soul to be a servant for all eternity No thanks. There's a reason angels are jealous of men when they're not on the clock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:16:52 2015 No.14222721 File: 748 KB, 761x768, CRSRc6KVEAEFdU6.png large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14221626 Cu Sith's like poetry, it's sorta they rhyme. Every stanza rhymes with the last one. Hopefully it'll work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:17:14 2015 No.14222723 >>14222710 meh I would destroy the innocents anyway I mean whats the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:18:28 2015 No.14222726 >>14222712 That's the best part of foxes, it doesn't matter if they're flat or healthy, because they're perfect either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:19:59 2015 No.14222729 >>14222721 Actually, rethinking this, I actually think Cu Sith looks kinda cute especially in those spats and gym top. I, I think I want to cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:20:47 2015 No.14222732 >>14222719 >Not giving up your soul in order to become an incorruptible force of JUSTICE and becoming more than just a man >Not finding a nice Lilim and breeding the Nephilim with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:20:47 2015 No.14222733 >>14222674 >Undead Buttstuts New fetish acquired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:21:50 2015 No.14222736 >>14222721 I want to unleash hellfire on their population.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:22:13 2015 No.14222737 >>14222726 Whether big or small, flat or chesty, I like them all as long as there is fluff and some junk in the trunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:22:24 2015 No.14222739 >>14222732 Why settle for a puny lilim when I can fuck one of the actual gods instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:23:20 2015 No.14222741 >>14222739 Because think of the children Anon. Hardier than the Incubus, but twice as corruptible as a normal Monster. Dire/Elder Lilims. EVERYWHERE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:23:26 2015 No.14222742 >>14222729 I'd love both Caith and Cu if they had human faces and no fur on the face and torso.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:24:52 2015 No.14222746 >>14222729 If a Cu Sith came up to me asking to be her boyfriend, I don't think I could turn her down. Like, I wouldn't actively seek one, but if it came down to it I'd accept one. A dog is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:25:52 2015 No.14222750 >>14222729 >>14222746 Furfaggots pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:25:55 2015 No.14222751 >>14222742 So what you're saying is, you'd love cait sith if she was a werecat and you'd love cu sith if she was a kobold. Anon, I think I've found your solution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:27:07 2015 No.14222755 >>14222746 I'd probably shoot it in the fucking face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:27:10 2015 No.14222756 >>14222742 >>14222750 >>14222751 Why hasn't somebody gotten on that, though, really? Making Cait sith into a catgirl and Cu sith into a werewolf girl instead of this furry nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:28:07 2015 No.14222761 >>14222756 Because it would be pointless apart from feeding your autism

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:29:09 2015 No.14222767 File: 655 KB, 1000x1987, 1442105529621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222742 >>14222746 http://exhentai.org/s/8c2c26c0f2/744793-13 In all honesty it's only bad if it's a kemono guy and girl yiffing at least it's not bestiality

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:29:32 2015 No.14222769

>>14222756
Because we don't need to.
Cait sith and Cu sith are utterly redundant, because we have multiple monstergirls who can take the roles of both, and do it infinitely better.

Why people still talk about them and consider them as an option is utterly beyond me.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:30:03 2015 No.14222771

>>14222755
Isn't that a little extreme? What did she ever do to you? She's not Cait Sith that'll NTR and imprison you, she's just asking you out. A simple "no" would suffice.

Speaking of no, where's less? I know he's shirking work on commissions and his ABC girls to draw Cu Sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:30:24 2015 No.14222772 >>14222746 I'd probably turn her down as cruelly as possible, and tell her to kill herself. If she persists then I'd probably beat her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:31:14 2015 No.14222775 >>14222761 >>14222769 Good point. Let's pretend I didn't say shit, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:31:18 2015 No.14222776 >>14222771 >extreme Nothing is extreme when dealing with furries. Like that convention which got gassed. Comedic event of the century right there, I tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:31:57 2015 No.14222780 >>14222767 No faggot, it's not acceptable in any scenario.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:32:34 2015 No.14222782 >>14222776 It's a damn shame that the perpetrator didn't put in the extra effort to blockade the exits, or at least use a more effective gas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:33:57 2015 No.14222786 >>14222776 >Like that convention which got gassed. I'm going to need some details here, that's beautiful.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:37:09 2015 No.14222797

>>14222786
You know sometimes when someone talks about something and you think, "Oh man, that's too good to be true. Real life would never be this good"?

Well, sometimes life is really that good.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-hospitalized-thousands-evacuated-in-gas-leak-at-rosemont-hotel-20141207-story.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:38:26 2015 No.14222801 File: 151 KB, 800x529, 1443988628220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222769 Except they're not redundant because there're people with different tastes than you. Shocking, I know!

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:40:19 2015 No.14222804

>>14222797
>This could have been much worse. Fortunately, participants were led from the hotel on leashes, loaded into portable kennels, and sheltered at other buildings, including Rosemont Public Safety Department's Animal Care and Control Facility. The furries were made comfortable with bowls of kibble and fuzzy blankets, and were entertained with tennis balls and laser pointers until it was deemed safe to release them back into the wild.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:41:10 2015 No.14222807 >>14222801 They're shittier versions of other dog and catgirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:42:11 2015 No.14222811 >>14222801 Then those people are objectively wrong and their tastes are terrible. Like people who prefer Kindles to actual books, or who have ketchup on their steaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:43:01 2015 No.14222813 >>14222797 From Furrycon 2015, degeneracy at its peak http://imgur.com/gallery/qcPC8

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:43:42 2015 No.14222817 >>14222807 They're furry, some people are into that. The fact that most people here and in the west aren't is of literally no concern to KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:43:46 2015 No.14222818 File: 20 KB, 228x227, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222811 >or have ketchup on their steaks People do that? Why--Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:43:52 2015 No.14222819 File: 717 KB, 216x178, 1444243515280.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222801 Yeah anon, how dare people discriminate against the oppressed furfags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:44:52 2015 No.14222824 >>14222819 There's far worse things they could get their rocks off to. Look at fucking Aftyn and that bestiality with Kitsoviet thing he did.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:46:42 2015 No.14222833

>>14222797
>Iowa residents Morgan Smejkal and Chris Delaney said they did not hear the alarms in the part of the building they were in and found out they needed to evacuate through hotel staff and after receiving texts from their friends.

>Be a pair of furries
>Have gay sex in a closet
>Alarm goes off, ignore it in favor of catching more AIDS
>Hotel staff has to awkwardly escort you out

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:46:44 2015 No.14222834 File: 58 KB, 514x650, 1444143269803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222813 >Click here to load 102 more images Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:47:41 2015 No.14222838 >>14222824 >at least they aren't into [X]! Whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:48:16 2015 No.14222840 >>14222824 I'd actually prefer people got off to that Aftyn story than furryshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:50:13 2015 No.14222845 >>14222813 Oh my god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:51:01 2015 No.14222846 File: 82 KB, 636x480, d36fdefc47ea7e7957b79e543a0e6735.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is in dire need of oppai lolis.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:51:25 2015 No.14222848
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>>14222818
Because they're sick freaks who have actual brain damage which makes them think that it actually tastes good.
Just don't think about it, man. It's a terrifying prospect.

Just imagine a nice steak with some good mushrooms on the side. Make the bad thoughts go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:51:32 2015 No.14222849 File: 90 KB, 452x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222834 I didn't even see that. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna regret it, but I'm gonna do it. Help me, friends. I'm scared.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:52:27 2015 No.14222852

>>14222819
Imagine if there was a foot fetish fanbase.
Those people would build huge dumb looking plastic feet to pull over their hands, they would go to conventions doing all the degenerate things that furrys do when they meet up, draw retarded foot vore porn and generally be just as much a nuisance as the furrys have been.
Would that make jacking it to well drawn female feet wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:52:41 2015 No.14222854 >>14222846 >Arekishi mermaid Oh yes. The mermaid, the 2nd best thing in the world before lamias. When is he gonna draw some lamia girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:54:23 2015 No.14222858 File: 85 KB, 700x739, 1435626888733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222846 Agreed. >>14222854 He did. A brown oppai loli Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:54:36 2015 No.14222859 >>14222852 By association? Probably, probably not. Also, we're talking about wanting to fuck animals as opposed to wanting to rub a dick on feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:54:39 2015 No.14222860 >>14222813 I thought furries couldn't get any worse, but it looks like I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:54:46 2015 No.14222861 File: 155 KB, 800x600, b63b754cf54bdba9c3e42c72bd726419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222854 Your wish is granted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:55:24 2015 No.14222863 >>14222849 Don't do it. I went through it, and when I came back out, I found myself not wanting to touch anubis pawpads any more, just because of association to the degeneracy. Help me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:55:39 2015 No.14222864 >>14222834 I was scrolling down and didn't expect the guy's asshole, god damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:56:28 2015 No.14222865 >>14222824 >some kitsune getting fucked by a wolf is worse than furries Nah. At least beastfags know where they stand. Furries try to maintain some autismal middleground between beast and man and some how make it worse than both combined

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:56:32 2015 No.14222866 >>14222858 Post it, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:57:18 2015 No.14222867 If someone is commissioning something that some of the thread really loves, and some of the thread really hates, should they post it here when it's finished?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:57:45 2015 No.14222869 >>14222866 Someone already did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:58:22 2015 No.14222873 Depends on what it is. Is it Lamia girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:58:22 2015 No.14222874 File: 780 KB, 1280x1268, 1420353107356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222863 >I found myself not wanting to touch anubis pawpads any more Quick, someone get this man to the mofu room asap. He can still be saved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:58:30 2015 No.14222875 >>14222867 Depends on what it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:58:54 2015 No.14222876 >>14222867 Post a link with a description of what it is. Then, no matter what happens, don't reply to people who respond negatively, even if you have the best intentions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:59:04 2015 No.14222877 >>14222848 >Not liking ketchup on your steak Ketchup goes good with most meats anon, steak is no exception. Especially a nice medium-rare steak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:59:18 2015 No.14222878 >>14222867 Sounds like a shitstorm waiting to happen. It's up to you really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:59:25 2015 No.14222879 >>14222867 >>14222873

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:59:27 2015 No.14222880 >>14222875 >>14222873 Assume it isn't Yuri, Monster Boys, Futa, or Furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:59:39 2015 No.14222882 >>14222867 Yes. People who like it will like it and people who want to shit on it will shit on it. It'd likely get posted anyway once it goes up on the artist's page.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:59:56 2015 No.14222883 >>14222867 No. Just let the artist upload to their gallery, people who know what to expect from them will see it and not make a fuss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:00:24 2015 No.14222885 >>14222863 Anubis paws are still cute, they stay in the cute, safe 2D world where they belong

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:01:30 2015 No.14222887

>>14222865
They also try to claim that what they're interested in is perfectly normal and healthy. At least beastfags admit they're all sorts of fucked up.

And then there's that whole thing where they get off to pretending to be an animal that's getting fucked by other animals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:03:13 2015 No.14222891 >>14222811 >>14222818 >>14222848 Is A-1 okay though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:03:14 2015 No.14222892 >>14222880 If it's none of that, I guess that should be alright. Something that people don't like besides those? Now I'm curious.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:04:07 2015 No.14222893

>>14222883
>people who know what to expect from them will see it and not make a fuss.
You poor naive sod. Someone will see it and post it here, we even get shit from obscure tumblr artists posed here.

All the more reason to just post it here and not be a pussy about it, it'll happen sooner or later anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:04:20 2015 No.14222895 >>14222891 If I'm to be honest, I don't eat steak or any meat with sauces. A good meat only needs a good seasoning rubbed in, and that should suffice just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:05:07 2015 No.14222898 >>14222892 I'm going to guess it's Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:05:14 2015 No.14222899 >>14222895 >Eating steak dry Literally how? I'm not saying you're not allowed to, but how?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:05:15 2015 No.14222900

>>14222887
>And then there's that whole thing where they get off to pretending to be an animal that's getting fucked by other animals.
It's like repressed bestiality o something.

>>14222893
>You poor naive sod. Someone will see it and post it here, we even get shit from obscure tumblr artists posed here.
That's neither the commissioner nor the artist's fault though. Just some shitposter tracking shit in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:05:49 2015 No.14222901 >>14222818 Sugar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:06:14 2015 No.14222902 >>14222899 With your mouth. It tastes good if cooked right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:06:19 2015 No.14222903 >>14222892 It's a niche thing that's generally liked but has people who'll shitpost if it's mentioned. >>14222898 Not a specific Monster Girl hated by these threads either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:07:00 2015 No.14222904 >>14222899 It's not like it's well done. It's medium rare, there's enough blood to make it moist enough on its own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:08:04 2015 No.14222907 >>14222901 My dad puts sugar in his Frosted Flakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:08:36 2015 No.14222908 >>14222902 >>14222904 I just can't imagine eating steak without a condiment or sauce of some kind like Ketchup or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:08:50 2015 No.14222909 >>14222903 Chub? Diapershit? Just let us know so you can avoid posting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:09:43 2015 No.14222910 >>14222903 >Not a specific Monster Girl hated by these threads either. Well that's all the big ones out the way, seriously if it's not yuri, futa or any of the major triggers it should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:10:58 2015 No.14222912 >>14222908 You seem to be trolling, but if you aren't that's kind of sad and I hope you try a nice steak without that stuff on it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:11:01 2015 No.14222913 >>14222908 Because you probably eat lean meat or something that doesn't make it's own gravy when you cook it. There's a reason prime beef is marbled with fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:11:27 2015 No.14222914 >>14222899 Cook it nice and rare with some onions in the pan, add a slight sprinkle of herbs and it's great. Just enough to add some flavour while not completely masking the natural taste of the meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:11:44 2015 No.14222916 >>14222909 >Diapershit No one actually likes diapers do they? I mean damn that's the fucking worst shit, does anyone here actually like them? be honest

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:11:46 2015 No.14222917 >>14222907 why? what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:12:52 2015 No.14222922 >>14222909 >Chub You got it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:13:10 2015 No.14222923 >>14222916 There's an imgur album a few posts up of people who enjoy diapers and shit, together

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:14:01 2015 No.14222925 >>14222922 Meh as long as it is not a chub amazon you won't see me complaining.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:14:03 2015 No.14222926

>>14222912
I'm not trolling at all. I just don't give a shit what people think of my eating habits.
I've already been called a heretic for not liking sauce on my pizza.

>>14222913
No anon, I just really like ketchup.

>>14222914
Aw man, I wish I liked onions because otherwise that sounds fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:14:12 2015 No.14222927 >>14222922 That's reasonable, as long as it borders on health rather than Dobson art

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:14:42 2015 No.14222929 >>14222926 Ketchup on steak is an ancient /ck/ troll

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:14:45 2015 No.14222931 >>14222916 Well, if that furfag convention is anything to go by, apparently furfags are all over that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:14:47 2015 No.14222932 >>14222922 How chub are we talking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:15:27 2015 No.14222933 >>14222922 As long as it isn't within the realm of grossly fat, I'm sure it'll be fine. There'll probably be that one anon who can't tell the difference between health and fat though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:15:45 2015 No.14222935 >>14222922 I'm fine with chub, provided it isn't at potbelly or mistystuffer-tier levels of undesirability.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:16:21 2015 No.14222936 >>14222922 The thread is fine with a little chub, as long as we're not talking tumblr "chub" which is actually morbid obesity it's fine. Which girl is it? Some carry it better than others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:16:28 2015 No.14222937 >>14222917 I ask him the same thing, and he just says, "I just grew up as a kid eating frosted flakes with sugar, so that's what I do."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:16:32 2015 No.14222938 >>14222916 One guy has mentioned them from time to time, but he says he doesn't like using them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:16:40 2015 No.14222939 >>14222929 No trolling, I just really like ketchup on steak. If that's weird, then I'll accept that but I'm not gonna stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:18:07 2015 No.14222940 >>14222925 Hey Chubby amazons are great! You have them as quiet, yet stern, childhood friends who drop the weight and get ultra ripped in their teen years, leading to snu snu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:18:36 2015 No.14222941 >>14222939 That's a little better, the furries have no sense of self-awareness whatsoever which makes them incredibly insufferable. At least you know you're a weird fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:19:33 2015 No.14222943 I like ketchup on stuff, but only when there's no access to tomatoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:20:24 2015 No.14222947 >>14222927 >>14222932 >>14222936 About this chub https://sta.sh/0b8e239rai6 Sorry if this is attention whoring, I just don't want to start shitstorms accidentally, so if it's better off out of the threads I won't post it here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:21:21 2015 No.14222948 >>14222947 Relax nigger, that's perfectly within reason. I'd give her the bellyrub of her life.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:21:56 2015 No.14222950

>>14222941
>At least you know you're a weird fuck.
I think that goes for a lot of us.

I mean I'm a guy who wants to fuck a half spider, drinks alone while watching precure and pays the monster girl porn. I'd have to be pretty damn delusional not to know I'm weird. A guy who likes ketchup on steak is normal by comparison.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:22:06 2015 No.14222951

>>14222733
Undead butts need love too, you know.
Whether it's a clumsy zombie bending over and spreading her cheeks, trying to express what she wants with needy moans.
Whether a frisky Wight stealing away her husband into a secluded place from one of those posh undead noble parties to pull away her high cut dress and reveal only the three thin straps of her backless panties cutting into her porcelain rump.
Or a lewd Ghoul addicted to the feeling of getting plowed by a dick coated in her own aphrodisiac laden saliva, using her long tongue and flexibility to lick up any escaping droplets off of her thighs afterwards.
Also the Dullahan pulling her buttplug free with her teeth and lathering herself up in preparation for a thorough reaming.
The high and mighty vampire mistress instructing her manservant that she'll be having a rimjob and creampie for the evening snack while lounging on an antique couch.
The Lich getting caught by her apprentice while "testing" her latest lubricating concoction with a truly sizable dildo causing her to slip from a crouching position and seize up, helplessly arching her back and flail for support as the ting gets slammed in to the base.
The Pharaoh spreading scented oil on her brown cheeks, sliding them along the length of her husband's member; shivering every time his head rubs against her back door skirting penetration by a hair's breadth.
All of those and more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:22:43 2015 No.14222953 >>14222947 Chubby Jabberwock? That is some fine taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:22:57 2015 No.14222955 >>14222947 That's good shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:23:22 2015 No.14222956 >>14222947 Are you the guy that loves Jabberwocks a lot? You should commission a muscular Jabberwock at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:24:15 2015 No.14222957 >>14222947 Let us know when that's done, because that's looking like some pretty nice shit.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:26:27 2015 No.14222962

>>14222947
That's fine.
The only thing I dislike about chub is the artists themselves, because it's both easy to fuck it up and do a terrible job it, and almost every artist I've found that draws bigger girls ends up drawing them bigger and bigger until they're churning out blimps less than 6 months from when they started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:26:44 2015 No.14222964 >>14222951 Oh man, that last one. It's all pretty good, but that last one is godlike. What I'd give to hotdog a Pharaoh. I'd probably give more to have a threesome with a Pharaoh and an Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:27:02 2015 No.14222965 >>14222951 This is why the Undead are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:27:14 2015 No.14222966 >>14222947 some quality taste here, friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:28:06 2015 No.14222968 >>14222964 I can't see that ending well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:28:39 2015 No.14222969 File: 102 KB, 800x680, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222863 I didn't make it to the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:28:42 2015 No.14222971 I want a Kunoichi that's been raised by kikimoras stealth cleaning

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:30:49 2015 No.14222981 >>14222969 You may consider yourself lucky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:32:33 2015 No.14222990 >>14222971 >Walk into your house with dirty shoes >Suddenly find yourself in clean slippers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:33:51 2015 No.14222996 >>14222968 It'd be a constant contest to see who can please you better anon. The first shot would be from an accidental double paizuri when they're arguing over who gets to ride you first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:34:50 2015 No.14223000 >>14222971 Would it be considered a new breed of stealth, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:36:34 2015 No.14223005 >>14222964 >>14222968 >Apophis + Pharaoh + Single Man > + 1 Sarcophagus large enough for four people > + 10 hours You do the math.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:39:27 2015 No.14223017 >>14223005 Math is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:40:41 2015 No.14223019 >>14223017 >You'll never be tutored in math in a run down house by a monster girl who desperately wants you to save her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:41:42 2015 No.14223025 File: 260 KB, 250x250, 1436114858721.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14222969 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zxGZYqmo4M I made it to the end. I have NO FUCKING WORDS that I can articulate for this... DEGENERACY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:42:33 2015 No.14223026 >>14223019 I swear to god if I see ONE letter in my number problems she is so fucked. The moment the alphabet was in my math I stopped giving a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:42:41 2015 No.14223027 >>14223005 Why would 3 people need a sarcophagus big enough for 4?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:42:49 2015 No.14223028

>>14223005
It'd probably end with the Pharaoh snuggled up against one of your sides while the Apophis lies smugly with her arms behind her head next to you.
When you wake up the next morning, one of them is sucking your dick while the other one gives you paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:43:35 2015 No.14223034 >>14223027 To accomodate the Apophis's big-ass tail.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:46:50 2015 No.14223043

>>14222996
But they would try to sabotage each other as well.
>Pharaoh forces the Apophis's head down as she sucks you off, not letting her come up until you finish down her throat
>Pharaoh huffs as the Apophis injects her venom into you and wraps you up
>They both whisper unsexy and goofy things into each others' ears to ruin the mood
>Almost get into a fight over whose taste you would prefer

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:50:09 2015 No.14223053

>>14223043
I would've expected the Apophis to be the one forcing you to facefuck the Pharaoh.
Also, I think instead of trying to ruin the mood, they'd be trying to make you come faster so it can be their turn.

And now I'm imagining an Apophis laughing sexily while shoving her Pharaoh rival's head down to force her to deepthroat a guy while the Pharaoh struggles to pull up.
Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:52:49 2015 No.14223061 File: 1.25 MB, 1538x1600, 1442543450074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW trying to think of an Apep to inject her venom into a guy for a short >MFW it's always that damned Apophis from what feels like eons ago because reasons

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:55:04 2015 No.14223065

>>14223061
Why not mojyo Apophis girl who tries to get her classmate to eat an apple injected with her venom?

Then takes him home with her and proceeds to engage in sexytimes where she injects him further, since consumption by digestion wasn't so effective?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:55:39 2015 No.14223067 >>14222874 >Hime cut >That blush >Perfect skin Okay, I'm a shameless anubislut again. Crisis averted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:58:03 2015 No.14223078 >>14223065 Because that's silly. You're silly.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:59:20 2015 No.14223082

>>14223053
What, you don't want to envision an Apophis forcing a Pharaoh's head to the base of some man's cock, encouraging him to fuck her face as hard as he can and dump a many load down her throat as he can? Her laughing as the Pharaoh struggles to keep up, saying how she'll reward him for humiliating her this much?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:05:46 2015 No.14223093

I want to be a cop in MGC.

Pulling over girls for having asses that are too fat.
Lining up Monster Girl bikers and patting them down for contraband.
Helping an elderly fox cross the street.
Making sure that protection is used during a public rape.
Coming home to my wife's delicious cooking after a day on the force.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:06:23 2015 No.14223094

>>14223082
Only if after a few shots, the Apophis uses her tail to lift the Pharaoh up and spread her legs, encouraging you to fuck her rival senseless.
And then after fucking the Pharaoh until she's got an ahegao on her face, her snake sneaks you a few raging mushrooms and you end up pinning the Apophis to the ground and fucking her mouth while she makes muffled protests.
She can't escape though, and she gives up trying to escape while you penetrate her and fuck her silly.
The night ends with your dick pressed between their breasts, coating then in your seed.
You'd wake up the next morning with the two of them cuddling you, promising they'll stop fighting if you marry them and fuck them like that every night.

The fact that this will never happen proves the cruelty of reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:10:37 2015 No.14223100 >>14222971 I want a kikimora to be raised by kunoichi and I want them to teach her the disappearing trick, complete with cliché sound effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2sLBEDDIQ closest one i could find

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:14:10 2015 No.14223109 >>14223093 would MGC Police have need for a SVU?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:14:57 2015 No.14223112 I need a convoluted narrative to get off.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:15:44 2015 No.14223116
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>>14223093
>"Ma'am, please step out of the car."
>"Mmhmm, thought so."
>Takes out a tape measure.
>"Ma'am do you know how fat this ass is? Got a pair of real earth-shakers here."
>"I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
>Writes his phone number on a piece of paper and slips it in-between her breasts.
>"You drive safely now."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:17:07 2015 No.14223120 >>14223109 For things like hand-holding and men who refuse to molest lolis, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:18:00 2015 No.14223125 >>14223112 My brother.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:20:09 2015 No.14223131

>>14223120
>Refusing to molest lolis
There is no force on this Earth or any other that would hold me back from molesting Kitsoviet, Manticore lolis, or Giant Slugs after you hit them with salt.

Or even Devil's who bleat they'll give you intercrural if you want to get down with them over a Demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:22:57 2015 No.14223140 File: 173 KB, 1630x1200, Anon in the Middle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223131 >tfw no Devil imouto and Demon onee-san or Devil onee-san and Demon imouto, whichever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:23:50 2015 No.14223146 >>14223140 Demons and Devils might lie, but those hips don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:23:52 2015 No.14223147 >>14223100 with the sound effect, at least you know when you've been batmanned and she's not there.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:25:30 2015 No.14223150

>>14223140
Now I'm just imagining a Demon and her Devil sister walking down a street looking for a human boy to rape.
Then after they rape him, they offer him a contract to make him theirs in exchange for being able to fuck them however he wants whenever he wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:25:56 2015 No.14223151 >>14223147 Ninja Kiki would not batman, she would consider it rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:31:24 2015 No.14223157 File: 405 KB, 1000x1000, 143655309546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a pocket Kikimora that can clean my desk and make tea and coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:32:17 2015 No.14223159 >>14223131 Let me ask you this, you little shit: do you like spaghetti with meat sauce?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:32:47 2015 No.14223161

Is the shitstorm gone? Is it over?

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>After another hard day of work, a hearty meal, and a nice shower, you are content to just lay in bed and think for a bit
>The final red rays of sunlight dimly illuminate your otherwise unlit bedroom
>It got darker faster tan usual today, both due to the approach of winter and the large gray clouds slowly gathering at the horizon
>Even though you had called off work a little early today, it had been no less tiring both mentally and physically

>To your surprise, you have actually been feeling a little bit better in the days since the banquet
>Sure the daily teasing and taunting from the Shirohebi hasn't changed really at all, but your mood still feels lighter somehow
>You catch yourself smiling a lot more often when you work, and it's a lot easier to ignore the priestesses and not get angered by their advances
>The thought of running in to your new little acquaintance on the grounds is a happy one; you never would have imagined you'd ever be excited by the thought of seeing or interacting with a Shirohebi
>Well, you had been excited in the past, but that was a long, long time ago
>In order to keep yourself in line and avoid falling to temptation, you'd initially forced yourself to think of the priestesses at your new job as annoying rather than arousing
>It had become natural all too fast; the arousal and excitement you used to feel in those first few weeks of your job were quickly replaced by anger and frustration

>After years and years of what can only really be described as torture, encountering a Shirohebi who acts different from all of her sisters and relatives at the shrine is incredibly refreshing
>There are still the rules though.
>You can't get too close to her or you're screwed
>You know yourself far too well; impulsive, spontaneous, and cripplingly lonely
>A terrible combination considering your conditions for continued employment
>You feel your heart fall as you realize you're just as stuck as you were before you met the little Shirohebi
>Fighting off impending depression, you turn over and force your mind clear so that sleep has even a chance of taking you
>It comes eventually, and you drift off into the empty abyss

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:35:21 2015 No.14223165 >>14223161 More Lolihebi? Niiice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:35:44 2015 No.14223167 >>14222093 This triggers me.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:36:03 2015 No.14223169

>>14223082
I could see the reverse too. The Apophis oiling and jerking her long, forked tongue around the man's shaft while teasing his head with those purple lips. Her adversary creeping up behind her and ramming her head forward until her nose is pressed against his public mound, sending the Apophis into a flailing, sputtering panic as her throat is trying to adjust to the sudden intrusion. The Pharaoh stepping over the thrashing tail to trap the Apophis' head between their pelvises while she guides the men's hands to both sides of the snake woman's head, stopping for a drawn out, sloppy kiss before stepping back and lowering herself down to hold the huge scaled tail in place.
While the Apophis finally gets to pull her head back slightly, taking greedy gulps of what little air she can before being drawn back in, her nemesis her arms behind her back to ensure she can't pull away.

The mocha colored desert queen spurring the man on to give the vulgar snake exactly what she was so eager of without reservation, tracing her finger through the mix of drool and precum steadily dripping down the Apophis' chin into her geberous cleavage once her head picks up the pace and giving an experimental lick to the mixed fluids of her partners off of one fingertip.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:36:19 2015 No.14223170
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>>14223140
>Summon Demon in hopes of losing your virginity/binding her in a contract
>She tells you you're thinking too small on the matter, that all men should be pampered like Kings while maidens rain rose petals on them
>Her words are like silk and honey, tempting you
>Allow her the ability to perform an auxiliary summon, bringing her Devil 'sister' with her, not quite as voraciously lethal as the brides of Samael, the Elder Succubi much like the rest of their hierarchy
>You barely have time to blink before they both have you on the bed, giving you a good view of their blue hips and thighs
>They do the most dirty, disgustingly erotic things to you that night, ending with you snorting Leanen Sidhe powder off the Devil's abs
>You're sure they've nearly fucked you to death, but your cock isn't going flaccid at all
>Demon offers you the terms of the contract, pleasure for pleasure
>They give you such degenerate pleasure that you'd never be able to have normal sex with any human girl
>While you give them pleasure, and 'feed' them your sexual appetite
>She smirks when you agree, trying to collect your nerves
>Taking one gloved hand and placing it over yours and pressing it into the soft flesh of the Devil's stomach
>There's a heat that pulses out, she's squirming and purring in pleasure
>Demon withdraws your hand and hers, showing a hand print that fades from her partner
>She does the same to herself
>You're asking her what that just did
"We've given ourselves over to you completely, 'Master'. Our wombs, our bodies are now yours and yours alone."
"Now, let us celebrate this 'marriage' with the most perfect treasure of all, your daughters."

>TFW they both nibble on your ears before going for Round XXII

>>14223159
No but I have a gut of iron and enough hard liquor on my desk that nothing you say can dissuade me.

Fettucine Alfredo with chopped chives is better anyway you faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:39:47 2015 No.14223175 >>14223157 I like mine lifesize, though I agree that cute things come in small packages

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:41:05 2015 No.14223179 >>14222834 N-No...this...this isn't...it can't...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:42:09 2015 No.14223181 >>14223161 pls save us from the everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:43:51 2015 No.14223184 >>14222947 I like chubby soft bellies, with big breasts and thick thighs. They're cute. Do we all agree?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:44:12 2015 No.14223186 >>14223043 >>14223053 >>14223082 >>14223094 >>14223169 Someone please screencap this. And possibly write it out full-length...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:47:21 2015 No.14223195 >>14223170 Jokes on them I never actually signed the contract.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:58:33 2015 No.14223226 File: 99 KB, 1024x1273, oE3mvNW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223184 YUP

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:00:09 2015 No.14223232 >>14223226 I want to bury my face in that tummy and blow a raspberry on it as loud as I can manage

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:01:31 2015 No.14223236 Has anybody else felt like every idea for a short of theirs is stupid beyond repair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:03:36 2015 No.14223241 >>14223236 Yes, very much so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:04:27 2015 No.14223242 >>14223236 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:04:33 2015 No.14223243 >>14223236 All the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:04:50 2015 No.14223244 Jesus, this community is a fucking mess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:06:07 2015 No.14223245 >>14223244 This is the best it gets. Anywhere else is dead, full of furries or extremely retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:06:31 2015 No.14223246 >>14223244 Hey! Thanks for contributing :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:07:09 2015 No.14223248 File: 2.19 MB, 496x366, 1434572631082.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223244 It's a life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:07:14 2015 No.14223249 >>14223186 I'm not good at it. You do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:09:46 2015 No.14223251 >>14223186 I'm not good at that sort of thing. You can do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:10:21 2015 No.14223253 >>14223226 I want to shove my face between those breasts and hug her as hard as I can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:14:02 2015 No.14223260 File: 40 KB, 564x488, 1437187423430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223253 >Getting buried in a thick Hellhounds breasts while she wraps you up in her fluffy paws I will never know happiness

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:15:35 2015 No.14223264 File: 1.92 MB, 550x309, 1442971405295.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW the Cu Sith is essentially a Scottish Banshee/Dullahan >MFW they shag their dogs just like their sheep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:15:36 2015 No.14223265 Kuudere Hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:15:42 2015 No.14223266 >>14223244 Spend some time in MGR and /monster/, then get back to us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:16:44 2015 No.14223268 >>14223264 Don't bully the Welsh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:16:55 2015 No.14223269 >>14223265 Sounds weird Tell me more

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:19:14 2015 No.14223274 >>14223260 I want to kiss a chubby Hellhound on the nose and see how she reacts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:21:57 2015 No.14223281 >>14223274 Breeding That's how she'll react

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:23:16 2015 No.14223286 File: 3.66 MB, 1800x2400, Horned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223244 It is, and thats why I love you guys. Here ,have something nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:23:32 2015 No.14223287 >>14223274 I want to tease a Hellhound about how her chunky thighs makes her cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:23:48 2015 No.14223289 >>14223245 >This is the best it gets not even close

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:25:20 2015 No.14223297 >>14223286 >No exotic skin colors It's alright I guess.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:26:45 2015 No.14223302

>>14223281
>You'll never make out with a Hellhound while she furiously thrusts her hips up and down on your hips.
>She'll never occasionally break the kiss to rant about how much she loves you.
>She'll never keep going until she's pregnant.
Aw man, this sucks anon.

>>14223287
She'd probably remember that and use her thighs a lot next time you have sex.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:27:06 2015 No.14223305

>>14223161
>A loud, shattering crash jerks you awake
>Your heartbeat spikes almost painfully; blood pounds in your ears and you feel your face go cold as you sit bolt upright and twist your head from side to side, frantically trying to figure out what woke you
>You don't see anything though, it's still pitch black in your room
>You don't hear anything either, the eerie, ringing silence that seems to smother you now makes you feel as though you had only imagined the sound
>No, you definitely heard something. Definitely.
>"H-hello?"
>Your voice sounds awkward and croaky due to your fright, but you don't really have time to ruminate over it right now
>As many times as you have been forced awake in the middle of the night by a lusty priestess, none of them had ever had the gall to actually break in to your home
>Idiot, you should have been prepared for anything.
>You fumble around with your lamp on your nightstand and it's bright light makes you blink and squint your eyes before you have a chance to look around

>Someone broke your window.
>Shards of glass litter your bedroom floor around a large gray rock
>Really? A rock?
>Usually they just tap with a finger or a tail, this seems far too extreme
>"Hello?"
>You call out again, louder and more confident this time
>Now that you're a little more lucid, you remember the decorative katana hanging above your bed
>Sure it's decorative and doesn't even have a blade, but it's there for intimidation purposes if worst comes to worst
>You still get no answer though, save for the faintest whimpering sound
>Great.

>Your curiosity is easily getting the better of you, you just have to know who (or what) had the guts to wake you like this
>You get up off your bed and carefully tiptoe around the glass to your single window
>The dark blur of something is darting to and fro a little ways in front of you
>It's too big to be a wild animal, but also far too small to be one of your usual assailants
>The faint sound of a frantic, nervous 'awawawawa' reaches your ears
>The sound is accentuated by a doppler effect as the small whatever-it-is runs toward your house a few feet, then back to where the main shrine is for just as many
>It's like it can't make up it's mind to flee or to stay
>As soon as it catches sight of your shadow in the window though, it dives out of sight

>What a weird creature.
>You hadn't been able to get a good look at it at all; it was too far away to see in the light from your single desk lamp, and it disappeared as soon as it saw you
>It's actions thoroughly confused you as well.
>Whatever.
>You're a little angry about the whole situation, now you have a window to fix tomorrow in addition to your usual duties
>Great.
>You yawn and go to your closet for a tarp and some tape to cover the gaping hole in your house
>A good handyman is always prepared
>That's not really true for you though, you were just too lazy to put it away after whatever you were using it for
>At least you don't have to go next door to your shed for one, going outside at a time like this when an unknown creature is probably prowling around

>Thunder booms softly as you finish securely taping the tarp to the window frame and go to the kitchen for a broom to clean up the grass
>The haze of grogginess and sleepiness from your sudden awakening have set in, you mindlessly sweep up the glass and throw it away before picking up the rock and giving it a closer look
>It's a sizable thing; round, smooth, dark gray and almost as big as your whole palm
>You immediately recognize it as a decorative river rock from the landscaping around the shrine
>That landscaping is everywhere, it's highly likely that the whatever-it-was got it from your front garden
>A flash of lightning illuminates your room and makes the microscopic crystals in the rock glimmer brightly for a split second
>Tiny drops of rain start to fall, making loud tapping, splashing noises as they strike the plastic tarp over the window hole
>You go back to the closet for a bucket to put under the tarp, just in case
>Of all the fucking days to have a broken window, god damn.

>The rain picks up outside as you finally sit down on your bed and move to turn off your lamp
>Suddenly, a faint knock comes at your front door
>Really?
>Knock, knock, knock
>Great.
>It's one thing after another, isn't it?

>The knock comes again, but this time it gives you a different feeling than the usual knocks at your door do
>It's faint and sporadic, almost as if whoever it is is too weak to knock properly
>Realization hits you like a ton of bricks and you hurry to the door as fast as you can
>If it's a Shirohebi, you've been a fucking moron
>They're cold blooded; being out in the cool night air of autumn slows them down enough, adding the rain to that is a recipe for disaster
>As much as they frustrate you, you aren't so petty as to let one die on your front doorstep

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:27:10 2015 No.14223306
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>>14223269
>blue hues and irises to contrast the average Hellhound
>still retains their sexual appetite, but bottles it up under a cold facade
>seek their husbands out by stalking almost yandere-tier scent fixation
>excellent in office settings
>gradually show more emotions during sex
Fuuuck, I think I just dabbled into OC territory.
>>14223286
I love you too, Loen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:27:33 2015 No.14223307 >>14223289 Feel free to present an alternative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:27:52 2015 No.14223308 >>14223286 You have the fashion sense of an Alp. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:29:25 2015 No.14223309 File: 778 KB, 638x957, 1444085948263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No matter how hard I hit my writer's block it refuses to budge like a monolith so have some Albedo instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:30:42 2015 No.14223311 >>14223305 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:31:48 2015 No.14223314 >>14223286 Well I like it, though I like pretty much all of your stuff, especially your Holstaurs. Yes this is a cheep ploy to try and get you to draw more Holstaurs.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:32:59 2015 No.14223316

>>14223245
Yeah, it's a shame. For something that's been around for so long, it's weird for there to be only one acceptable place to discuss it. Shit's weird, man.

>>14223286
The tail looks too whip-like for me, but everything else is good, as usual.

>>14223305
Enjoying that new limit, I see. It suits this better, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:33:06 2015 No.14223317 >>14223309 Wait! Before you move that block, make sure it's not the one holding the bad ideas in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:37:08 2015 No.14223319 >>14223317 Well I've written loli before and nobody cared. I wouldn't post some of the more unacceptable shit on here anyway. I'm not Bob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:37:43 2015 No.14223321 >>14223226 God I'm a fucking stick and I have a stomach ache, I wish I had a chubby hellhound to comfort me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:38:41 2015 No.14223327 >>14223286 So when are you going into the fashion industry, Loen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:39:15 2015 No.14223330 >>14223306 stalking with an*

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:43:53 2015 No.14223342 >>14223327 If he does I want him to be my alp and make me nice clothes But if he wants to just be friends thats cool I like friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:45:40 2015 No.14223346 >>14223342 >Loen >Alping Why don't you just make him make you clothes normally? Why does he have to Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:46:40 2015 No.14223347 >>14223346 Men don't make clothes or like fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:47:21 2015 No.14223349 >>14223347 Wha- guys make clothes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:48:15 2015 No.14223350 >>14223297 What color would you preffer? >>14223327 Never, but I always had a thing for female clothing, I just love to see outfits and such. >>14223342 Im sorry anon, I cant Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:48:41 2015 No.14223351 >>14223286 >Loen once again provides us with nice things. We love you too, bruh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:50:16 2015 No.14223358 >>14223342 >Anon >having friends Isn't it sad Anonchin~

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:50:39 2015 No.14223359 >>14223286 >Loen once again being based Through the darkness, you are the light

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:52:17 2015 No.14223363 >>14223349 Yeah, gay guys. Also known as Alps. >>14223350 You can Alp if you try. Think big hard delicious cocks, how they'd taste, how they'd feel, having them inside you, tasty thoughts like that. >>14223358 Friends would be nice, no bullying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:53:26 2015 No.14223366 >>14223363 This Anon is an Alp trying to turn other people into Alps! Quick! Get the patty wagon! And don't forget the butter!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:55:02 2015 No.14223371 >>14223366 What are we using the butter for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:56:24 2015 No.14223374 >>14221590 That's some nice glacies. Draw moar, mystery drawfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:56:37 2015 No.14223375 >>14223371 I need it. It's important Just don't forget the butter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:56:55 2015 No.14223376 File: 1000 KB, 2000x3500, 1441488187250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223350 Is this going to get a coloring? I would love you even more if you did no alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:02:55 2015 No.14223392 I want to go trick or treating in a cemetery

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:03:29 2015 No.14223395 >>14223374 That's from Pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:03:52 2015 No.14223397 File: 259 KB, 479x351, syame.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:04:58 2015 No.14223403 File: 458 KB, 304x276, 1420902223464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223359 He's a savior in the dark, truly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:06:11 2015 No.14223408 >>14223403 God damn it Anon That was good. That was fucking good

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:06:23 2015 No.14223409 >>14223371 >>14223375 Gotta microwave it and lube up her cooter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:07:13 2015 No.14223410 >>14223403 The divine flame, if you will

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:09:16 2015 No.14223414 >>14223408 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBE5Q1hAvBM My nigga, I didn't think anyone would catch that. >>14223410 Or bloody brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:17:45 2015 No.14223431 >>14223403 Poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:19:48 2015 No.14223438 >>14223376 Eventually, I have some stuff that are kind of urgent, they come first. Something for halloween and I have to deliver anything for an anual art gallery in college, still thinking what could I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:20:13 2015 No.14223440 File: 686 KB, 1280x720, 1426788667885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223431 Leon got to pork Ema while Zaruba watched and very likely gave him pointers, so it all works out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:21:46 2015 No.14223448 >>14223116 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw >tfw no crazy feminist kumiho to arrest

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:25:10 2015 No.14223457 >>14223438 >Something for halloween and I have to deliver anything for an anual art gallery in college, still thinking what could I do. I wish you the best of luck.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:25:11 2015 No.14223458

>>14223305
Holy Jesus, did character limits get longer or something? I'm gonna keep them a little shorter than that so I don't fill the whole damn screen.

>Your hand rests on the fully turned doorknob, you are just a moment away from throwing it open
>You'll just set them up on the couch in your kitchen and lock the door to your bedroom, you'll be fine if they suddenly get a burst of energy or lust and comes to rape you
>It'll be fine.

>Your heart does a flip as you see the little white snake sprawled out in across the painted red wood of your front porch
>It's her.
>The young priestess you'd met at the banquet
>For a moment, you are far too stunned to speak or to help her inside or to do anything really
>"M-mister..."
>Her high, childish voice is so weak and her gaze so pathetic that you are shaken you into action
>You scoop the sopping wet Shirohebi into your arms and effortlessly carry her inside
>Her red and white robe-like nightgown is completely soaked and she just lays limply in your arms, not moving at all
>Fuck, she feels so cold
>You know that snakegirls feel cold to the touch most of the time, but at a time like this it's just a little too unnerving

>Without thinking, you are in your bedroom rather than the kitchen
>Fuck, it'd be weird of you turned around
>The couch will be okay for you though, especially if she's the one sharing your house
>A seven year old won't rape you, that's just silly.

>You try not to think too much about what has to be done as you sit down on your bed, but it has to be done
>She won't be able to get warm otherwise.
>"I'm going to undress you. Don't be afraid, it's just to get you warmer, ok? I'll get you a blanket as soon as I'm done."
>You had never expected to have to use this part of your training, and it is no less awkward than you had imagined
>She makes no effort to answer you or resist your actions as you grit your teeth, sit her in your lap, and peel her soaked pajamas off of her shivering alabaster body
>You don't think she could in her current state if she had wanted to, but that's beside the point

>It's incredibly hard to ignore her cool, damp, perfectly white skin; her small, barely budding breasts heave slowly as she breathes raggedly and her tiny pink nipples are fully erect
>The plain white loincloth that all the priestesses use for underwear is skewed and just as soaked as her nightgown
>Looks like it's going to have to come off too.
>She flops over weakly onto the bed as you stop supporting her little shoulders, redirecting your focus
>Shit, she's weaker than you expected.
>At least your bed is soft and fully cushioned her fall
>You untie the top band of her underwear from around her petite, infinitesimally curvy hips before moving to the lower band near the top of her tail, just below her small, plump buttocks
>It's hard to not stare at her tiny white pussy as she lays motionless on your lap with her eyes squeezed shut and a faint, rosy blush on her pure white cheeks

>Before things get too out of hand, you toss a fluffy blond Weresheep-wool blanket over her and breathe out in relief
>You wish you had a Yeti-wool blanket to give her, but they're a lot more expensive and rare than the Weresheep ones
>It'll do.
>You gently lift the little Shirohebi in order to wrap the blanket around her back, bottom and tail
>She finally takes a deep breath, one that sounds and feels calmer and less deathlike
>You take a deep breath too, this whole night has been a massive ordeal for you
>For both of you.
>Several minutes pass, in which the young, weak priestess in your lap slowly starts to recover

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:25:18 2015 No.14223459 >>14223438 >Something for halloween and I have to deliver anything for an anual art gallery in college, still thinking what could I do. Ooh, that sounds really neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:28:12 2015 No.14223466 >>14223458 >You untie the top band of her underwear from around her petite, infinitesimally curvy hips before moving to the lower band near the top of her tail, just below her small, plump buttocks Oh fuck, my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:29:37 2015 No.14223469 >>14223448 >Free inhabitant >TFW feminist spics don't understand the US laws and think they can have protections while not obeying laws God I hope Trump sends her back

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:29:59 2015 No.14223470 File: 392 KB, 1172x1168, 33711732_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223448 >that video the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:30:08 2015 No.14223471 >>14223448 >You will never be partners with a monstergir who assists you in arresting a kumiho who was found to have a jar full of livers in her possession in her car

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:32:52 2015 No.14223479 >>14223469 It's actually suposed to be a retarded law from the confederacy era. I kid you not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:39:09 2015 No.14223500 >>14223479 No, it's from the Articles of Confederation, which predates the Confederacy by nearly 100 years, they're completely unrelated. And besides the lady was in California.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:43:31 2015 No.14223506 >>14223458 >You wish you had a Yeti-wool blanket to give her, but they're a lot more expensive and rare than the Weresheep ones I want a Yeti-wool blanket. It sounds so comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:44:51 2015 No.14223508 >>14223506 They're hard to get. Yetis hate getting sheared because they lose their hugging powers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:46:20 2015 No.14223511 test

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:47:35 2015 No.14223515 That uh, that sure is a lot of deleted posts. What'd i miss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:48:17 2015 No.14223516 >>14223515 Furries and Yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:49:06 2015 No.14223517 >>14223515 >2015 >still can't use an archive >>14223516 More like Cu Shitty meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:49:19 2015 No.14223519 >>14223515 See >>14221626 for a quick summary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:49:27 2015 No.14223520 >>14223515 Cu Sith finally got released, Tewi had a field day

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:49:36 2015 No.14223521 File: 207 KB, 521x650, c610575b0ce971224f89f760bcf8f96b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223515 It's not important. Have an oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:52:26 2015 No.14223532 >>14223517 Archives down anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:53:37 2015 No.14223535 >>14223532 >>/jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:53:56 2015 No.14223537 >>14223532 >The other archive is down You're down syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:55:16 2015 No.14223539 File: 56 KB, 1266x308, heh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223515 I don't know, but I when to shitpost in /monster/ during the shitstorm and look what I found.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:57:17 2015 No.14223544 >>14223539 >Trying to start more shitstorms here Why you gotta be a nigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:57:30 2015 No.14223547 >>14223539 What the fuck am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:58:36 2015 No.14223552 File: 104 KB, 1280x720, 1434212568853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223539

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:59:23 2015 No.14223554 >>14223544 Hm? I think it's funny, I'm not trying to start anything, but if you want I'll delete it. >>14223547 /monster/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:59:31 2015 No.14223555 >>14223521 I don't normally like oppai lolis, but I'd make an exception for that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:59:44 2015 No.14223556 >>14223539 You're not a mod so why do you care?

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Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:01:11 2015 No.14223559

>>14223458
>"M-mister? I-I-I'm s-sorry I broke y-your window... A-are you angry at m-me?"
>The way her teeth chatter and obscure her speech a little combined with the honest apologetic look in her big, round red eyes surprise you at how adorable they are
>"Well, sort of? I mean, I was at first, but now I guess I'm not. What were you doing out there anyway?"
>"M-mama told me I should tap on your w-window t-t-to get your attention..."
>"With a rock? Usually your sisters just use their fingers."
>"I-I know... t-that's why I wanted to be s-s-special..."
>She stops talking and blushes profusely at her own words
>You can't help but blush too
>"I mean, you certainly left an impression. I probably wouldn't have noticed you if you hadn't thrown it, to be honest."
>The little Shirohebi's face darkens with fear as she realizes how her rash action probably saved her
>"Hey, I didn't mean to scare you. You're safe now, right?"
>She nods, still looking a little shaken
>"Right. Is it okay if I lay down? I'll have to move you for a second."
>"O-okay..."
>Her voice is nervous and her blush has returned, but she seems perfectly agreeable to lay down with you
>You know that's probably what she came here for anyway.

>As you easily lift her off your lap and set her next to the place you usually sleep, you can't help but marvel how at ease you are around her
>Your heart leaps as you look down at her before laying down; the little Shirohebi is completely wrapped in the fluffy off-white blanket with only her head and the tip of her tail peeking out at either end
>She blushes profusely as you join her
>Your hand slides between her back and the covers almost naturally as you pull her small, blanket-covered body in close
>You awkwardly reach behind you to turn off the light, returning your arm and hand to the tiny priestess immediately after darkness engulfs your bedroom

>It's just cuddling.
>Just getting her warm, just following procedure.
>It''s what anyone would do, really.
>No reason to freak out, no reason to get scared of losing your job.
>Hell, this IS your job, caring for cold Shirohebi was part of your job training.
>You're going to be fine, a little cuddling never married anybody.

>"M-mister... I-Im still cold... I can't feel you..."
>"Oh. Okay..."
>Now that you think about it, she has no body heat to actually make the blanket useful.
>"Got it. If you take the blanket off you'll be able to feel my warmth better."
>The little snake struggles sluggishly to extricate herself, you have to toss the covers off and help her out before dropping the Weresheep blanket off the side of the bed and pulling the covers back over the two of you
>You wonder if you should take your shirt off too, but it's probably thin enough that she'll be fine, and the only other thing you're wearing is your boxers
>"Hey.." you say as you slowly pull the naked little Shirohebi closer to your broad, muscular chest, "Do you know my name?"
>"Y-yes... Mama and my sisters say just to call you 'Mister' or 'Mister Handyman' though..."
>"If that's what you want, that's fine. I know your family can be a bit... jealous at times."
>"...It's okay."
>"Okay then. Do you want to tell me your name? I mean, I feel a little weird not knowing yours if you know mine."
>"It's S-Saki, Mister. Saki."
>"You've got a pretty name, Saki. You just go to sleep, okay? I promise I'll keep you warm until you feel better."
>"O-okay. Thank you, Mister."
>"Goodnight."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:01:28 2015 No.14223560 >>14223556 As I said, I think it's funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:02:33 2015 No.14223562 >>14223539 >male cheshire why

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:02:57 2015 No.14223563 >>14223558 Her face could use a bit more definition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:03:27 2015 No.14223566 >>14223539 What does Fizzshire do, other then acting like an annoying brat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:05:42 2015 No.14223572 >>14223559 Coming along nicely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:06:51 2015 No.14223575 >>14223559 Adorable. d o r a b l e

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:08:48 2015 No.14223578 >>14223566 manticore a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:10:24 2015 No.14223582 >>14223578 I was asking about the author but yes. They're still better then memecats.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:10:58 2015 No.14223585
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>>14223508
There has to be some kind of fruit or potion to regenerate their fur, I'll have to ask the ice and winter expert Lich. I want to be able to go to bed with a Yeti wool blanket guilt free!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:18:20 2015 No.14223602 >>14223585 Or maybe they just wear possibly thick sweaters until they regenerate naturally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:20:25 2015 No.14223612 >>14223184 Hell yeah I agree with that good sir their cute, cuddly, and are great to have when it gets cold out and you need to stay warm. Now I want to cuddle with a chubby mantis while giving them head pats.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:22:55 2015 No.14223621

>>14223559
>You pat Saki on the head softly and run your hand through her short, bobbed hair
>You can already feel her breathing start to deepen as she quickly falls asleep in your arms
>Her smooth, scaly white tail coils tightly around your left thigh and her face nuzzles into your chest as she tries to absorb more warmth in her half-asleep state
>Again, you can't help but marvel at how easy it is to be around the little priestess-in-training
>Because she's so young, she's still much more normal than her sisters; she hasn't been exposed to their sexual influences yet
>You know it's probably only a matter of time, but having another normal person to interact with is something you've longed for to ages
>She obviously seems to like you too, so you're especially glad you've been able to appear normal to her
>Sure you've gone over 'normal people interaction' scenarios in your head all the time, but you'd been worried about actually translating that into reality if an opportunity ever presented itself
>Now that you can actually interact like a normal person for the first time in six years, it feels like all your pent up desires and wants are about to explode out of you

>Speaking of pent up desires and wants, you are finding it increasingly harder to distract yourself from the nude Shirohebi child you are cuddling with
>She seems to be sleeping soundly enough, maybe just a touch.
>Gotta make sure everywhere is warm... or something, right?
>Whatever, you had fallen to your impulses the second you had this idea.

>You gently cup Saki's tiny white butt cheeks in your large hands
>Oooh yes, that feels fantastic
>Your heart thumps forcefully as you give her little globes of soft, squishy alabaster flesh a small squeeze
>They definitely feel colder than they should, better warm them up some more.
>Your hands wander as you molest her, you feel where her smooth white scales start just below her cheeks and where they come up almost to her waist on the sides of her hips
>Her tail tightens around your leg and her arms tighten around your ribcage as she unconsciously pushes her flat little chest into your stomach and squirms as you lustily tease her
>You continue to grope at the sleeping Shirohebi's cool, silky cheeks for several more minutes
>Oh, the things you want to do to her beautiful little butt

>Fuck, you better stop
>Stop.
>You're going to marry yourself soon, please.
>Okay, you've taken your hands off of her and she's still asleep.
>Good.
>Good.
>Saki relaxes again and her breathing returns to normal as she continues to snooze happily with her arms and tail wrapped tightly around you
>She seems especially happy about the great warmth that is pressing into her smooth, flat belly; every time she squeezes or moves against it is agony for you though

>Tomorrow is going to suck, there's no way you'll be able to sleep like this.
>She's like a living chastity belt but worse, anchored to your body with all sorts of things there to tantalize and tease you with no hope of release
>You want so badly to pull her off of you and take her here and now, but your will and the love of your actual work at the shrine are stopping you
>For now.
>You'll figure something out though, you have to.
>There's got to be some way to 'further your relationship' with Saki without marrying her, right?

And that's it for now. Sorry it took so long for me to start up again, but I'm a lazy fuck sometimes. More to come soon, I'm pretty excited about where this is going.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:26:02 2015 No.14223627 >>14223621 Pretty nice man, liking the story so far

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:27:05 2015 No.14223631 >>14223621 >big fat loli snek butts This is is some good shit. I look forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:28:50 2015 No.14223637 So we using this thread? Anyone have new jinko pics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:29:05 2015 No.14223638 File: 182 KB, 278x300, CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223562 Not the first time it's been done. I bet it's not even the second time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:30:44 2015 No.14223643 >>14223621 Nice job. Molesting little lolihebi butt is too good. Looking forward to seeing more of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:30:55 2015 No.14223644 >>14223638 It was so satisfying to see Alucard blow that little fuckers head off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:31:36 2015 No.14223647 >>14223638 I want an Alp Schrodinger Cat to cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:32:30 2015 No.14223649 >>14223621 >>There's got to be some way to 'further your relationship' with Saki without marrying her, right? NNNNNOPE. And I look forward to seeing how the story progresses as he comes to this realization. Because damn. This is good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:32:42 2015 No.14223650 >>14223637 >So we using this thread? Of course we are, but we're probably going to move into the other active one once this thread dies. >Anyone have new jinko pics? Niet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:34:50 2015 No.14223655 I want a meece to playfully nibble my ear while she's on my shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:35:10 2015 No.14223657 >>14223562 That guy in particular has written monsterboys, futa, TG, etc., not that it matters because he doesn't post here and you're not going to be reading his stuff anyways. Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:35:12 2015 No.14223658 >>14223649 He's got to try though, hmmm? >>14223627 >>14223631 >>14223643 Glad everyone is liking it, I've been wanting to get back to lolis for awhile now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:35:22 2015 No.14223659 >>14223621 >Giving a shirohebi butt massages while they're asleep Do you want a Shirihebi? Because that's how you get a Shirihebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:36:27 2015 No.14223661 >>14223659 I do want a Shirihebi, Shirihebi are nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:37:39 2015 No.14223664 >>14221068 Can we make mg dating a thing like mg maids

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:58:03 2015 No.14223698 >>14222947 I just noticed, but that ass is pretty fat. What's with Jabberwocks and fat asses? Are fat asses a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:58:21 2015 No.14223699 >>14223559 >"I-I know... t-that's why I wanted to be s-s-special..." Oh my, she's so precious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:59:53 2015 No.14223702 >>14223698 >Are fat asses a good thing? Is the sun big?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:01:03 2015 No.14223708

>>14221068
I'm bored.

1) December 20, 1993
2) High School Diploma
3) Indoors
3a) Aerospace Engineering
4) Hopefully in college or university, completing some manner of degree relevant to 3a.
5) Hopefully employed designing spacecraft.
6) Hawaii's a favorite. Thinking about checking out Japan.
7) Somewhat.
8) No.
9) I tend to prefer women at least seemingly equal to or less than my own age.
10) Perseverance. Simply put, I don't give up. If there's something I truly want to do, I will not stop until I have done it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:02:21 2015 No.14223712 >>14223698 Of course. Be they evening out a busty broad or giving a loli some much needed cushioning, a fat ass is always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:02:40 2015 No.14223713 Is this NSFW? I can't really tell, so I'mma just link it to be safe. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/378836/Mummy Dat braid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:05:07 2015 No.14223718 >>14223713 >Nipples and a slit Yeah, that's probably crossing the line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:06:45 2015 No.14223721 >>14223713 Her torso is too long, but otherwise it still looks nice.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:08:23 2015 No.14223723

>>14221068

12 hours late but might as well.

1) 21
2) Currently in college, getting a physics degree
3) Mix of both
3a) I would really want to work a nuclear power plant
4) Hopefully finishing up my graduate degree
5) Hopefully employed at a power plant or university doing radiation safety
6) Mountains or somewhere foresty, not really one for beaches
7) Not really
8) Not really
9) Only if she's dark and white haired with a fat butt
10) I may not be super extraordinary but I'm really good at learning new things and can pick up new habits and schedules really easily. I'm also pretty good at taking orders

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:10:30 2015 No.14223728 >>14223702 The sun's radius is 432,474 mi, but what does this have to do with Jabberwock ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:11:57 2015 No.14223733 >>14223728 I was saying fat asses are good like the sun is big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:12:10 2015 No.14223735 >>14221068 My birthday is in 2 days. That's all you need to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:12:32 2015 No.14223736 >>14222947 Is she going to have claws in the final version?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:12:50 2015 No.14223737 >>14223735 Happy Birthday anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:13:32 2015 No.14223740 >>14223735 Want me to be the Alp in the Birthday Cake?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:19:50 2015 No.14223758

>>14221068
21, Dec/19
High school, some trade school (cooking)
Indoor work
dream job is something lazy but clockwork
5 years comfortably living alone
10 years same thing more money And not in heavy amount of despair if my friends are not dead
Vacation at home, doing as I please, if I MUST go somewhere I'd go to some islands
I am well loved by children
unsure if religious
No elves
There's probably someone worse and I don't complain at all

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:27:27 2015 No.14223768

>>14221068
18/ Jan 10
High school diploma
indoors
To work with animals or help those depressed/ sick
Owning a home
having a job and being on my own
Somewhere as long as it isn't too hot
Yes I am
No
Not at all no problem for me
I am good at cheering people up and can get along with many types of folk. I also good at listening to other's stories and helping them on the road to recovery, regardless if it's mental or physical.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:37:52 2015 No.14223790

>>14221068
>1: 21. 7/25
>2: Highschool, with some community college.
>3: Indoors
>3a: Gym Teacher
>4: Dunno. Hopefully working a job.
>5: Maybe married?
>6: Disneyland, or any theme park really. Places with things to do.
>7: I like to think I am.
>8: A little, but not really.
>9: Not my first pick, but I don't mind.
>10: I loved gym class when I was a kid, and I want to make sure kids enjoy it as much as I did.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:43:50 2015 No.14223801

>>14221068
Might as well

19, May 16th
Currently in EMT school
I prefer to not work at all but considering where I live, indoors
Sitting on my ass and getting paid for it
Either as an EMT, a paramadic, in school for something, or working a crappy job
Same as above
I don't really like to vacation, too many fat, loud, moronic people and muslims trying to pickpocket everybody, the only places I like to go are historic places, like somewhere a battle took place, somewhere where there wont be a lot of people
I hate being around them but I'll tolerate them for as long as I have to, people always say it'll be different when they're my kids though
If thread Hathor was real I would be
Depends if mamo mana gets involved and extends my life span so that the age difference can still be used for sexy times but not have her die way before me
Because I have a penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:48:36 2015 No.14223812 >>14223621 >cute as a button little snek >snuggling for body heat >lolihebi butt groping This is going places. Wonderful places.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:48:45 2015 No.14223813 File: 93 KB, 874x707, yikes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223657 Hm, he has some nice stuff and some of them are linked in this thread though, but seriously thank god he doesn't post here. And for our writefags >writing for free

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:52:30 2015 No.14223821 File: 321 KB, 413x403, It works, don't ask me how it just does.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223813 >Charging money for writefaggotry Jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:52:30 2015 No.14223822 File: 347 KB, 700x800, 1403654800737.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223813 >those prices

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:53:08 2015 No.14223824 >>14223813 >writing for free Would you prefer we start a patreon or something?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:55:44 2015 No.14223831

>>14223813
>>14223821
>>14223822
The thing is even if he gets just one customer who gets the cheapest option, he'll still be more successful than any writefag from here. Except maybe LDR but she's the exception. And maybe Bob too because he got less as his bottom bitch.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:56:24 2015 No.14223833

>>14223813
>Monster Girls Examined
Oh hey, I recognize this guy. He used to post on MGR. Thought he was alright at first, but it became increasingly obvious that he's pretty pretentious and has a strong "I'm right and my opinion's better than yours" attitude. So absolutely perfect for here.

>Those prices
>1000 words to a scene
That just rustles my writan' jimmies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:56:24 2015 No.14223834 >>14223813 >one scene >1k words Literally fucking Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:56:36 2015 No.14223835 >>14223824 I was being sarcastic/ironic, charge money for smut is retarded. Just my opinion here.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:59:33 2015 No.14223842

>>14223813
I'm gonna say that the people saying "You wouldn't pay for smut" aren't the people who were gonna buy this in the first place. Think of the people here who get tons of commissions for art, they're the ones who'd get this, the serious waifufags.

Hence why the price for keeping it private is there, that's where the money is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:00:41 2015 No.14223846 >>14223813 Huh, Alpie should be millionaire by now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:01:40 2015 No.14223848 >>14223813 I don't even know where to begin with this picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:02:17 2015 No.14223850 >>14223833 Having read his stuff, it's okay but not really remarkable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:02:43 2015 No.14223852 Two threads? Really? Anyway. Any word from Lantern recently?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:05:01 2015 No.14223856

>>14223824
Actually, paetron is great in these cases of this sort: someone who normally gives away games/comics/art for free but wouldn't mind some extra income.

People can voluntarily give cash without going through the mess of direct online banking methods (paypal, etc), and authors can make money without stooping to more unscrupulous practices like ad-placement spam or paywalling content that they used to give out free. (Unless they're the sort of douches that use Paetron as a paywall rather than just a donation link)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:08:09 2015 No.14223859 >>14223813 I considered taking commissions at one point but now that I've written more I don't think I could use anybody else's characters. >>14223856 this would be nice, but I bet the thread would vilify me for it, though I'd never use a paywall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:13:44 2015 No.14223867 >>14223859 you know what they say, when money is in the equation everything goes to crap

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:15:14 2015 No.14223868 >>14223813 I know I'm not a great writer but that makes me want to vomit. Why would I charge for what I write? I'm not the next Poe or Shakespeare, I just write cheap material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:20:21 2015 No.14223876 File: 965 KB, 1280x800, 1441675073080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lilims a shit. A SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:22:38 2015 No.14223880 >>14223876 This is some kinky roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:23:53 2015 No.14223881 I want to help a familiar get fit! When I'm through with her she'll have abs, a nice, caramel tan, and a tight, perky bottom! She's going to learn the magic of muscle!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:24:16 2015 No.14223883 I want to fuck a cheshire. So hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:25:18 2015 No.14223886 >>14223883 How hard would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:27:37 2015 No.14223892 File: 54 KB, 841x685, 1444886857364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, I made a thing... Earlier people were talking about mundane uses for Raiju zaps, one thing led to another, and after getting home from work I finished this...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:27:54 2015 No.14223893 >>14223883 Tell us how hard In detail

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:29:39 2015 No.14223897 >>14223892 I like how you did her hair I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:30:25 2015 No.14223899 >>14223892 Just above paint tier, and yet I am highly amused all the same. Casual Sex, Ignoring Waifu to Shitpost, and Mundane Use of Magical Abilities, all in one. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:31:00 2015 No.14223901 >>14223886 >>14223893 Very hard. I want to fill her with my semen until she holds her face with both paws and grins from ear to ear with hearts in her eyes and a blush so thick it's even on the pillow behind her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:31:07 2015 No.14223902 >>14223876 I want to cuddle a Lilim after hardcore sex! The Lilim may or may not be Deruella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:35:00 2015 No.14223912 >>14223899 It's literal paint tier. I'm not an artist, so that's all I had. I was just that perfect combination of amused and bored that I felt like trying something fun. Better artists than me need to do more funny-lewd art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:35:40 2015 No.14223916 File: 149 KB, 717x900, Her lap is the lap of luxury.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223846 I could be living in the lap of luxury with that kind of money!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:36:38 2015 No.14223918 >>14223621 >pedophilia >groping >"there has to be a way to further out relationship without getting married right?" >rape imminent >doing all this to a fucking priestess I was enjoying this until it became fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:38:05 2015 No.14223921 >>14223918 ooh, someones salty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:40:57 2015 No.14223929 >>14223918 Sorry it's not your thing fam, I can't please everybody.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:40:57 2015 No.14223930 >>14223921 You never realize just how lost 4chan is when they think not wanting to rape the seven year old child of an incredibly powerful magical being makes you "salty". I like smut just as much as the next guy, but holy shit, this is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:42:33 2015 No.14223932 >>14223929 She's fucking SEVEN dude, this isn't about pleasing everybody, its about having a shard of basic human decency. At least wait till she's finished puberty, I mean shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:46:04 2015 No.14223941 >>14223930 >>14223932 >4chan >not going for cheese pizza Get the fuck out of here, reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:46:29 2015 No.14223944 >>14223918 >>14223930 >>14223932 Not him, but you DO sound a little salty

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:47:48 2015 No.14223949 >>14223930 >>14223932 The ass is fat, so I don't really care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:47:50 2015 No.14223950 >>14223930 >>14223932 Found the newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:48:45 2015 No.14223952 >>14223930 >>14223932 How new are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:49:56 2015 No.14223955 File: 1.55 MB, 1600x1200, 1424965474964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we having fun yet?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:50:16 2015 No.14223956

>>14223944
>>14223941

Fuck all the snakes you like, I mean, if you're fine with getting a new job there's literally no reason not to, but god damn son, SEVEN.

Sheesh, don't you feel a little awkward trying to write smut about some who's vagina isn't actually fully formed yet? Or did that not come to mind?

Is this something you can only enjoy if you didn't take anatomy classes first?

Also
>if you don't like child rape you're a salty ledditor!!1!1!
If you like something, and you think it's fine, wear your colors proudly. There's nothing more hypocritical than someone who claims to be regular but hides what he does.

shit, if you can't be honest on an anonymous imageboard, that should say something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:52:25 2015 No.14223957 >>14223956 If your bait is this salty you won't catch any fish with it man. They don't like the taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:52:36 2015 No.14223958 >>14223949 >>14223950 >>14223952 See here- >>14223956 >hurrrr! Newfag! Dood, I could be the space cuckboy himself for all you know. Your babbling means nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:52:59 2015 No.14223961 >>14223956 Says the whining newfag complaining about things that're simply the norm here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:56:11 2015 No.14223965 File: 36 KB, 492x305, 1436565527618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223956 >human anatomy >monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:59:36 2015 No.14223971 >>14223956 >trying to apply 3DPD rules to mostergirls specifically created for sex Okay Anon. Okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:00:01 2015 No.14223972 >>14223965 This. This is a setting where the unformed feti of other monster girls can start banging people. Age at this point is more a suggestion.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:01:09 2015 No.14223974

>>14223957
>people who aren't child molesters in denial are baiters
Keep it up man.

>>14223961
Gotta love when a creep's only defence is crying "newfag" about someone he's never met before. I'd tell you something about the /a/ days but you're a dumbass who wouldn't take it seriously.

>>14223965
When kc makes puberty non-canon you hit me up, yeah?
Also
>monstergirls
>monster-girls
>monster GIRLS
Am I getting through?

I know arguing this is like smashing my head against a wall, but if nothing else, you should at least know who you are. Your response shouldn't be
>newfag
Because that makes you look like a newfag, it should be
>yep, I know
And then you should continue on with your day. You like what you like and this is 4chan and you don't have to make excuses about it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:03:02 2015 No.14223980 >>14223974 Nice try, NSA.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:04:24 2015 No.14223984

>>14223974
Just continue on with our day? Uh, that's what everyone was doing until you started whining on about "muh underage!". And now "muh /a/ days".

And yeah, it's already canon in the MGE that puberty occurs much earlier in MGs than Humans. Like, sexually developed by 10 or earlier, early.

Goddammit we suck. This entire thread. We always bite the stupid, obvious bait. Every. Single. Time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:06:20 2015 No.14223993 >>14223974 >When kc makes puberty non-canon you hit me up, yeah? KC mentioned somewhere specifically the age of ten in regards to MG starting to get rowdy. Either on twitter or a world guide book, but I recall it was directly from him.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Thu Oct 15 02:07:02 2015 No.14223996

>>14221036
>>14221336
You know, it's funny; I'd intended for humanity to be portrayed as almost - if not significantly - worse than the monsters. Humanity won the war, not through some sort of innate greatness, but by being willing to embrace the most horrific and terrifying tactics imaginable. That it didn't utterly destroy the object of its hatred was odd, yes, which points to something else going on in the background. Neither of the MC's so far have been particularly objective, so don't take their opinions as gospel on anything. Even Val, given to finding excuses for anything an MG might do, felt harried and exasperated with a few of them in particular, and though the lich of the first story felt that MGs had driven his lover to suicide, we don't know if that's true.

There are direct mentions of coexistence improving humanity, like how Kikimoras were working with nutritionists to effectively eliminate all nutrition-based illness in Megalos. Don't take the paladin's views of humanity's righteousness as gospel, and don't forget Val's unceasing disdain for the racism he saw in his own species.

>>14220888
This has been a lousy time to end up on a larger, more plot-intensive chapter, and I'm sorry that it's taking so long, but I'm still around and still around and still writing. Real life just happens to suck, and as much as I want to tell my story I want six hours of sleep a night slightly more.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:07:04 2015 No.14223997

>>14223984
>anything I don't like is bait
Yea, you are an idiot. A complete fucking idiot.

How is it that 4chan is so cripplingly unable to sit down and accept that someone has a different view on something or that you might perhaps be forgetting something?

The whole PEDO fight aside, this mentality is fucking pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:07:18 2015 No.14223999 File: 262 KB, 800x800, 1429285211748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you man enough to lay the Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:09:29 2015 No.14224012 >>14223993 I do remember this. Not that it makes any degree of sense, but I do remember it. Oh well. This is a magical setting isn't it? Logic was out the window before it was even published. Can you please make the child diddling consensual?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:09:48 2015 No.14224014

>>14223813
I really don't even know where to begin with this, and it's been over an hour since I've seen it. Would I love to post a list like this, hope that some schmucks on the other side of the screen are content with putting their characters in my hands, and welcome whatever drivel I send back with the receipt?

The answer is no. I wouldn't want to do anyone that kind of disservice, charging them for something I may not even have my heart into half the time. If there's one thing I've come to know, is that writing what I love should never feel like a chore.

I'll always write monstergirls with my heart, and you can't put a price on the things you love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:10:01 2015 No.14224016 >>14223996 >six hours of sleep a night How dare you put your needs above our wants?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:11:34 2015 No.14224023

>>14223997
The fact that you keep going on about this crap when it should be obvious by now that it's pretty run-of-the-mill in this thread makes it pretty clear that you're either baiting, or contrary to what you're claiming, a newfag who couldn't be bothered to fucking lurk.

Or both. It's annoying to have to deal with either way.

>>14224012
Yup. Definitely couldn't be bothered to lurk...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:11:40 2015 No.14224025 >>14224014 Good anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:12:27 2015 No.14224030 >>14224014 My thoughts exactly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:13:34 2015 No.14224035 >>14224014 Amen

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:14:39 2015 No.14224041 >>14224014 Agreed. The time a friend paid me $20 to write some Gundam smut for him felt like money well earned tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:15:02 2015 No.14224043 >>14224023 Aannnnd he ignores the point, because he's a pathetic shut in so entrenched in denial he can't even look in the mirror and see his own face anymore. Good god dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:17:19 2015 No.14224051 >>14224041 Requests are fair game, in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:17:23 2015 No.14224052 >>14224043 Keep parroting the "He's an idiot" bit over and over. Really, it makes you look brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:18:19 2015 No.14224053 >>14224041 I'm intrigued.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:19:26 2015 No.14224055 >>14224041 What series and characters did it center around?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:22:03 2015 No.14224061 >>14224053 >>14224055 00. Setsuna and Feldt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:22:24 2015 No.14224064 File: 79 KB, 448x418, 1444886421185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223876 That's it. I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:23:36 2015 No.14224071 >>14224064 What is this, I don- >SMASHING! Oh my GOD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:23:59 2015 No.14224073 >>14224052 >you're so stupid, using the same insults! >why don't I do the exact same thing I argued against with no self awareness? It sounds like a great idea!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:24:55 2015 No.14224075 >>14224061 During Season 2 I assume? Was Feldt still angsting over Lockon in your smut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:25:14 2015 No.14224076 >>14224052 >>14224073 Would you alps just kiss and make up already?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:26:36 2015 No.14224080 This is boring and annoying. Let's play a game. The closest object to your right is now an aggressive mg of the age it's real counterpart was, and wants to forcefully procreate with you. How goes it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:27:01 2015 No.14224081 >>14224061 Setsuna x gundam would have been better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:28:16 2015 No.14224085 >>14224080 >Closest thing to my right is a mouse >Turns into an actual mouse girl Uh...Nyanon? NYANON!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:28:17 2015 No.14224086 >>14224076 No. He's too young. I have higher standards. >>14224080 >blanket, about 5 years old ...could be worse?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:28:54 2015 No.14224088 >>14224075 Post season 2, actually. And no. >>14224081 My buddy shipped it, so w/e. And so do I, to a lesser extent, but, well...you're not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:29:19 2015 No.14224091 >>14224085 Well I'm jealous. Is that your pet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:29:50 2015 No.14224093 >>14224080 >workout bench >5 years old I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:33:49 2015 No.14224103 >>14224051 Yeah, one of my best stories came from a request for a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:35:42 2015 No.14224107 >>14224103 Not him, butI'll make a wild guess, and assume it's that Yan CC Jinko one. Funnily enough, I'm the guy that receive that waifu in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:37:03 2015 No.14224109 >>14224107 Nope. I'm a different writefag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:37:48 2015 No.14224110 File: 554 KB, 850x674, 1444891068713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224093 >o....oniichan! >why aren't you lifting oniichan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:37:55 2015 No.14224111 >>14224080 Uuuuh... >2 Year old Digital Mouse Er... >1 Year old Dualshock 4 Umm... >1 Year Old Blanket That's... >8 Year old pillow ...yeah let's go with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:37:59 2015 No.14224113 >>14224091 My computer mouse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:38:00 2015 No.14224114 >>14224109 Ah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:38:31 2015 No.14224117 If someone else wants a story written using your time, effort, and skills, why shouldn't you be compensated for it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:40:44 2015 No.14224125 >>14224117 Because anons here don't understand the difference of a writer using his time to write things he enjoys rather than what someone else wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:41:03 2015 No.14224126 >>14224117 Anon's praises are enough reward.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:41:18 2015 No.14224127 >>14224080 >5 year old wooden training sword She may be a bit of a blockhead but she's a modicum of protection against the crackheads and porch monkeys that like to steal my shit. Sword tsukumogami are nice girls.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:41:55 2015 No.14224129

>>14224111
>>14224093
>>14224086
Okay, new rule, do to seeing abundance of lolita MG's, all new ones created will be the nearest object of significance to your left and will be TWO AND A HALF times the age of its real counterpart.

See, I was expecting people to say something like "my closest object to my right is my house" but it seems that's not the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:43:36 2015 No.14224134 >>14224127 >not owning a full-size titanium and steel zweihander to remove intruder and also possibly walls Pleb

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:47:22 2015 No.14224139 >>14224129 Darn. If you'd kept the "To the right", I'd have had a CC Bear Girl. To the left... >Blanket Girl just below the CC line Also good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:48:09 2015 No.14224140 >>14224134 I'm a weak fucker, I couldn't swing one of those with any kind of power. I might get a gun once I have the money though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:48:51 2015 No.14224141 >>14224139 Bear girl? From like, a teddy bear?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:49:52 2015 No.14224145 >>14224140 Do not worry, is titanium, only 25 pounds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:50:29 2015 No.14224149 >>14224141 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:50:39 2015 No.14224150 >>14224145 I think you still overestimate me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:51:24 2015 No.14224153 >>14224125 I'm glad there's at least one person with a good head on their shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:51:39 2015 No.14224154 >>14224140 >With any kind of power anon pls You just have to swing. Gravity would provide the power.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:52:08 2015 No.14224157 >>14224149 Coot. Surprised noone has had to fuck their dog yet. >>14224150 GOTTA GET SOME GAINS BRO GOTTA HOOK YOU UP WITH THE FAGGOT WHO GOT THE MUSCLE LOLI

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:54:57 2015 No.14224164 >>14224157 I can't gain muscle without gaining any weight anon, and that's almost impossible for me for a number of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:54:58 2015 No.14224165 >>14224145 Dude, that's like, over three times the weight of the heaviest zweihänders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:56:30 2015 No.14224169 >>14224157 Coot? Well, if you say so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:57:47 2015 No.14224171 You guys have fun with your swords and workouts, I'll be over there comfy with my Dormouse waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:58:13 2015 No.14224172 Pastebinned succubus daughteru http://pastebin.com/A71vQKfx

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:58:20 2015 No.14224173

>>14224129
>I was expecting people to say something like "my closest object to my right is my house"
But most people have stuff in their house closer to them before they get to the, you know, house
I mean, you said object. And there's many things close to a person on the computer. Like, you know, the computer

I mean, if you asked this question to someone in bumfuckistan, they'd probably say, well, nothing really
The ground maybe? But then you'd get some x billion year old goddess. You know, Gaia
And if Gaia wanted to fuck you, well, you can't really say no. I mean, she supplies you with your basic needs of survival. And she's huge
I mean, why would you say no to Gaia? That's like having an asteroid flying by asking you to go on a date with her, and you say no. why would you say no to an asteroid? It can send you back to the stone age
Granted, this asteroid would have to be huge. I mean, space dust can't blow up the Earth. But then again

I mean, if you were presented with bith Gaia and an asteroid asking you to date/fuck them, could you really say no? Gaia's huge, the asteroid can cause mass extinction. I mean, you pretty much have to say yes, right?
But then, what if Gaia gets jealous? I mean, that asteroid could be one of those who rile up their rivals. Then you have a pissed off Titan whose blood starts boiling because the asteroid is feeling you up. But then again, if the asteroid was feeling you up you'd be dead
So then you get a pissed off Gaia fighting with an asteroid and then everyone dies.

So then what do you do in that situation? if you say no to Gaia but yes to the asteroid then gaia would never forgive you and even kick you out. and you can't breathe in the vacuum of space
But on the other hand, if you go with Gaia, the asteroid could call you a pedophile, because that asteroid could be a billion times older than Gaia. And it could kill you, like some twisted yangire
I guess you could reject them or something.

But then what if Jupiter finds you interesting? Jupiter's huge! She could deepthroat you so hard you'd lose your dick in her spiralling abyss
But then again, Jupiter could be a yangire too, because she could kill Gaia and the asteroid just to get you. so you can't say no in that case
So I guess Jupiter's the better choice, right?

But then, fucking Jupiter would be terrible because she wouldn't feel you, right? I mean, Jupiter is huge. You'd kind of lose your dick in her, somewhere
But would it be better than fucking Gaia? I mean, dirt vs. air. Or in the asteroids case, rock vs. air.

What was I talking about again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:00:45 2015 No.14224177 >>14224171 Well I'll be here plotting and scheming different ways for a little Dragonette to humiliate and demean a CC Maus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:01:46 2015 No.14224182 >>14224172 >unlisted >set to expire For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:02:13 2015 No.14224184 >>14224173 Christ anon, what are you on? Is this some sort of reference?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:03:06 2015 No.14224186 >>14224164 Just eat like, whole sticks of butter >>14224165 It Int heavy at all if you ain't a lil bitch >>14224169 Is cute. >>14224173 I dunno who gia is, but I'd fuck Jupiter. Dat mass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:04:16 2015 No.14224190 >>14224186 >I dunno who gia is You mean you don't know what planet you live on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:04:26 2015 No.14224192 >>14224177 Please say no to bullying

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:04:29 2015 No.14224193 >>14224186 >I dunno who gia is Do you want to know why you get ants? This is why you get ants

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:05:17 2015 No.14224195 >>14224192 Villains get to bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:06:07 2015 No.14224198 >>14224173 >What was I talking about again? Type-Moon apparently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:06:31 2015 No.14224199 >>14224182 embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:07:04 2015 No.14224202 >>14224190 >>14224193 I live on earth bro In other news, I wound up requesting something from meido anon like, six months ago. Any chance it got made?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:08:54 2015 No.14224203 >>14224202 >I live one earth bro I bet you don't know who Luna and Sol are either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:09:34 2015 No.14224204 >>14224202 >I live on earth bro Oh boy, we've got a live one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:11:34 2015 No.14224210 >>14224203 Nope. >>14224204 If the bait was supposed to get me mad, but it didn't, is it still bait?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:13:22 2015 No.14224214 >>14224210 Dude. Your ignorance and stupidity are the issue here, not "bait".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:14:12 2015 No.14224218 >>14224210 Nothing is bait, Anon I am way to drunk for this right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:15:49 2015 No.14224223 Good night Anons. It's been a rough day but sleep well and don't burn down the thread. If you do then old, single Scylla from next door is going to have to stop by and teach you a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:17:21 2015 No.14224228 >>14224223 Pray tell, what is this lesson? Because I'm about to light my fireplace and I'm tempted to mess up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:17:45 2015 No.14224229 >>14224223 Good night, have a great dream filled with waifus.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:18:10 2015 No.14224231

>>14221068
1. 24. May-5
2. BS in Comp sci
3. Indoors
a. A tech job that makes a good amount and relatively stable
4. A slightly better position at my current company
5. A slightly better position at a better company
6. Sightseeing in foreign countries is fun. Climate doesn't really matter to me as long as its some place that's not close to home.
7. Kids are alright, but I'm not ready to be a dad
8. Strongly agnostic to mildly religious
9. A couple decades is a bit out of my preferences
10. I pretty much have the degree and certifications for any job I'm aiming for right now. I don't have the longest work experience, but I haven't fucked up at my current job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:19:04 2015 No.14224233 >>14224228 Well, she may or may not wrap you up in her tentacles and instruct you on why it's wrong to commit acts of wanton arson. Not anything more, it's not like you'd want a girl like her right? >>14224229 Thank you and good night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:19:51 2015 No.14224236 >>14224214 >ignorant and stupid because I don't live on "gia" Okay? >>14224218 Sure man, whatever

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:20:31 2015 No.14224237 >>14224233 I don't know. A Scylla hug sounds comfy And it'd be a controlled fire! One that appears to be chaotic but it really isn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:20:53 2015 No.14224241 >>14224236 >still getting the spelling wrong on purpose >still being proud of your ignorance Anon, you need to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:22:04 2015 No.14224246 >>14224237 Sure it is...Sure it is.. And don't make her blush like that, she's not as young as those other girls, you know that right? Her hair's gray and her pigmentation in her tentacles isn't as bright as it used to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:23:37 2015 No.14224249 File: 213 KB, 800x600, 413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224223 I wouldn't mind a Scylla for company right about now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:24:28 2015 No.14224251 >>14224246 Hug's a hug, Anon. Doesn't matter if she's old, t'is but a number Besides, she'd probably like the warmth

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:26:00 2015 No.14224254 >>14224241 Closest I got: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_(mythology) In this context it makes sense, but there's no reason you should be so butthurt over some mythical reference bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:26:18 2015 No.14224256 >>14223621 Nice story, but I'll stop reading here. Keep doing what you do, I'm gonna find another story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:26:46 2015 No.14224259 >>14224249 But what if she is a deviant who asks you to lick her suction pads? While she licks something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:27:36 2015 No.14224260 >>14224251 If you say so, just don't go groping her! She's a classy woman, even if a little lonely. >>14224249 They're nice, one of the often forgotten ones.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:32:37 2015 No.14224261
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>>14224249
>stocking on two tentacles
This has always struck me as adorable.
>>14224254
You know when a reasonable person doesn't get a reference, they google it FIRST instead of flaunting their ignorance about like a badge of honor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:32:47 2015 No.14224262 >>14224260 Of course. why'd I grope a woman of class? Do you take me for some sort of person who doesn't respect the status of ones being?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:33:53 2015 No.14224265 >>14224259 There is nothing wrong with pampering a Scylla's suction pads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:35:42 2015 No.14224272 >>14224256 That's fine, I hope you find one you like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:36:47 2015 No.14224274 >>14224261 Silly Scylla, tentacles don't need socks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:37:35 2015 No.14224277 anyone have any pharaoh story recommendations? Been looking through the wordpress but haven't had much luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:40:11 2015 No.14224281 >>14224262 Good man. Just don't be surprised if she hugs you pretty tightly, it's been a while since she last was with a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:41:00 2015 No.14224283 >>14224281 You think that'd surprise me? That'd just make me hug her tightly as well!

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:41:26 2015 No.14224284

>>14224277
I would love to honk my own horn but sadly there's very little Pharaoh in the story at the moment and she only appears in the first part of the third chapter.
There will be a footjob when I get around to it though.
http://pastebin.com/j1JGTppa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:42:33 2015 No.14224285 >>14224283 Excellent, just watch out for cheek nuzzling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:46:26 2015 No.14224289 >>14224277 I'm writing something with a Pharaoh, but it's nothing more than a prologue so I can hardly recommend it. I can recall a few stray greentexts, but that's hardly worth it... There's Spacewurm, but Pharaoh hardly features in it. Also ded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:46:43 2015 No.14224290 >>14224285 I'll keep it in mind so I know to nuzzle her back Fuck, I'm a hugslut, aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:47:10 2015 No.14224292 >>14224289 >Also ded Pls no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:49:08 2015 No.14224297 >>14224292 When was the last time you heard anything from him? Hmm? He gave us some good times, but alas...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:50:36 2015 No.14224302 >>14224297 But Shai was a cosmic qt 3.14!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:52:03 2015 No.14224309 >>14224302 Indeed. Also it had an Anubis in it, and I'm a sucker for that. And I was quite curious where the Momdom-y angle with the Apophis and her "Son" might've gone. But once more, alas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:52:23 2015 No.14224312 >>14224290 You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:54:44 2015 No.14224317 >>14224309 >Momdom-y angle with the Apophis and her "Son" I actually did rip that off because PRW is ded now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:58:35 2015 No.14224325 File: 391 KB, 1200x1696, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never wrap your arms around your red, horned waifu and exclaim "You're my one and oni!" causing her to blush

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:59:49 2015 No.14224326 >>14224325 Dat ass tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 03:59:52 2015 No.14224327 >>14224317 Alp you filth. >>14224325 Oh god that doujin was a thousand kinds of fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:01:44 2015 No.14224331 >>14224327 How would you know it's me if you didn't read what I've written, therefore being as bad as I am?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:14:35 2015 No.14224349 >>14224327 Mind sharing a sauce? I'd be down for a big red housewife

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:24:09 2015 No.14224359 >>14224349 Happily. http://exhentai.org/g/834738/ed86550f1f/

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:30:36 2015 No.14224378
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>>14224325
>Somewhere in the world, there's a spittle-fueled anon who's mad that he cannot comment on an anonymous imagesite about how this picture is "absolute garbage," as he has been banned
My smile is now two-fold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:34:20 2015 No.14224384 >>14224325 This picture is absolute garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:36:09 2015 No.14224386 File: 161 KB, 353x558, 1397900874941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224384

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:36:50 2015 No.14224388 >>14224080 >88 year old 91/30 ara-ara?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:38:09 2015 No.14224393
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>>14224359
>Big teenage red oni
>Saved herself just for you
>Doting housewife
>Wake up every morning by pounding her tight pussy
>She carries your semen in her all day
I think I'm in love

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 04:45:15 2015 No.14224407 >>14224080 >A set of gaming dice >At least 25 years old by new rules Uh, someone help me envision this. I'm having a bit of trouble other than progressive sizes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:05:56 2015 No.14224441 >>14224284 >>14224289 Thanks guys. Sad to hear there's not much Pharaoh content. I'm somewhat inspired to try my hand at writing some of my own now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:08:05 2015 No.14224445 >>14224441 Indeed. Hell, none of my ideas involving Pharaohs even have them having sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:14:33 2015 No.14224457 >>14224441 You know, I wonder how much snake content there is. And which snake has the least content. And which snake makes the cutest daughters. And which snake is most likely to cling to daddy's leg all day, giving him no way to remove them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:17:20 2015 No.14224463 >>14224457 least content snake is a toss up between medusa and echidna

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:17:35 2015 No.14224464 >>14224457 >And which snake has the least content. Echidna >And which snake makes the cutest daughters. Echidna again

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:23:28 2015 No.14224476
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>>14224457
>>14224464

Yeah, for being the "Mother of Monsters", Echidna is critically underloved.
At least we have KC's special named character alt-palette one with plenty of fanart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:35:02 2015 No.14224490 >>14224476 We also have that Fallen Maiden story I still hope someone will translate it one day, the art for it is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:38:12 2015 No.14224495 >>14224441 There will be more either today or tomorrow or next Monday, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:51:47 2015 No.14224508 File: 438 KB, 1280x720, Massive hotness, with tentacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >But I wonder if you can pay the price, ufufufu~ Can you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:53:20 2015 No.14224515 >>14224508 What's the price

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:54:04 2015 No.14224517 >>14224515 You know. "That".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:55:49 2015 No.14224521 >>14224517 don't be cryptic. after playing super robot was that shit pisses me off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:57:27 2015 No.14224523 >>14224517 My lunch? Hell naw

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:57:36 2015 No.14224524 >>14224521 Well you know. "That". S-suheksu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 05:59:18 2015 No.14224526 >>14224517 Not my precious katana, reforged a billion times in the fire of mount doom! It's the edgiest thing I own!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:07:46 2015 No.14224538 File: 193 KB, 600x800, 錫華姫.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224521 「その事」

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:11:08 2015 No.14224543 >>14224538 I don't think there was a chick in endless frontier I didn't like

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:24:49 2015 No.14224555 File: 184 KB, 1084x1019, 1433828892662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's come up with the ultimate MG epic!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:30:59 2015 No.14224563 >>14224555 Who will be the villain? A mad god? A terrible demon of chaos? An invader from a different reality? Alp____?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:33:31 2015 No.14224565 >>14224563 >spoiler Are you implying a single faggot could possibly be the villain of an epic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:38:31 2015 No.14224571 >>14224565 Yknow, thinking about it, I can't think of one time that it has worked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:46:38 2015 No.14224579 >Page 10 Reminder that >>14218083 is still up so don't make an OP.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:47:24 2015 No.14224580

Oh man, I've been watching sovereign citizen stuff, and I can only imagine how that would work in MGC.
>"Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT! HELP! HEEEEEELP! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE! YOU DON'T HAVE AUTHORITY OVER MEEE!!"
Meanwhile the smuggest Thunderbird on the force is just getting ready to taze him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:48:48 2015 No.14224582 >>14224580 I have no idea what you're talking about. Is this some anarchistic ruffian who thinks society should give him everything while he gets to decide whether or not to give anything back?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:51:32 2015 No.14224586

>>14224582
Yeah. It's a label for a movement of "freemen" and the many delusional idiots who try to copy their rites and methods.
Basically yelling bullshit at cops and road officials about how what they're doing can't apply to you.
Ranges from the mild "I am being detained? Am I free to go? I'm not talking to you any more." to the crazy "I'm a free inhabitant of the land. I have all the rights and none of the responsibilities."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:54:57 2015 No.14224593 >>14224586 These people need to be mugged while a cop stands next to them and asks if it's okay for them to interfere. And then ask them to pay for the service before they do anything.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:56:39 2015 No.14224597

>>14224582
>>14224586
They pretty frequently scream "Rape!" or "Assault!" when a police officer tries to get their identification or pulls them out of a vehicle, and that got me thinking of the monstergirl version of it.
I could see Tanuki disguised as human women posting videos to the MGC internet "Human Men Know Your Rights!" videos with deliberate misinformation to get you raped extra hard, sent to prison, or left in the care of a bushy tailed legal adviser.
Hell, I could see a Tanuki lawyer doing that to drum up business. They're good enough at disguises.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:58:15 2015 No.14224599
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Do you think they have any entertainment in the Khepri pit? I just had a bizarre idea of 3 of them playing Mario Kart while waiting for their turn with the man who just got thrown in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:59:21 2015 No.14224602 >>14224586 >"I'm a free inhabitant of the land. I have all the rights and none of the responsibilities." Shouldn't they deport people like this past the borders?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:05:51 2015 No.14224614

>>14224599
I always thought that khepri sex was a group activity, unless it was a birthday or the man wanted some one on one time.
And what man wouldn't? Those normally eager girls made timid by being alone with their big, strong man. His focus entirely on her form alone, getting pleasure from her supple desert body with no distractions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:07:09 2015 No.14224619 >>14224599 It all depends on the setting In a more typical one like KC's they probably wouldn't have any, they would make up their own That being said, I like the idea of their pit having electronics, books, board games...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:10:05 2015 No.14224626 >>14224619 >MGC children's show Khepri Klubhouse

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:11:28 2015 No.14224630 >>14224517 Alright, but no more than 1.5 inches.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:16:40 2015 No.14224646

>>14224614
Depends how many are in a pit, if there's 10 then not all of them are going to be able to get in on the action at once.

That and I've always liked the idea of them running around, preparing meals and doing errands for their master while their sister sits on the dick throne.
>>14224619
>"Sis stop him moaning so much, we're trying to play monopoly"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:24:25 2015 No.14224672 >>14224646 >moaning >him Man I never moan. I mean if I cum particularly hard I'll grunt once at most.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:32:02 2015 No.14224684

>>14224599
The Khepri pit is just the entrance into the Khepri colony. The girls in the pit are the poor saps who got suckered into guard duty.
Of course you wouldn't know this since you spend all your time sniffing sweaty Anubis paws instead of learning about the Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:33:08 2015 No.14224685 >>14224672 Mamono mana does things to a man, a few rounds of it and one incubus transformation later and they're going to be the ones at his mercy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:34:09 2015 No.14224687 File: 119 KB, 630x420, 47c0462de8a65ac73577b3caa11363fe39b7116c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224538 >>14224543 Hol' up. Best girl coming through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:43:23 2015 No.14224696 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKfFs10559A >Catch Kakuen onee-san red handed as she tries to set you up for a trick, making it all backfire on her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:47:52 2015 No.14224704 File: 210 KB, 1280x720, 1432580852848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Heeh, you really live in a dump like this? >Come with me baby! Uh-oh! This Dragoness is asking you to come to her place! What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:49:25 2015 No.14224709 >>14224704 Ask her why a noble dragon is dressed like a slut. You won't fool me, demon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:50:17 2015 No.14224711 >>14224704 Why me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:50:39 2015 No.14224713 >>14224704 >you really live in a dump like this? Yeah, I do. Wanna make something of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:51:07 2015 No.14224714 >>14224709 Can't be a demon, look at dat tail. >>14224711 Because you were nice to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:51:58 2015 No.14224715 >>14224704 >No claws >slutty outfit >Thin, weak-looking tail >Frail looking wings 3/10, bet it's a succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:53:07 2015 No.14224717 >>14224714 No meaty claws either. Could be anything. See all that fishnet? It's probably just a Kunoichi in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:53:33 2015 No.14224719 >>14224714 But she can get anyone she wants. Why me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:55:16 2015 No.14224720 >>14224719 MC-kun, you really have forgotten the promise you made at age 5 that one time at the sandbox?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:56:51 2015 No.14224724 >>14224704 Hey it's a dump but it's my dump, if she wants spirit energy so bad she can sit her ass down on my bed and take it here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:58:19 2015 No.14224727 >>14224724 But she's got candles and flowers and music and a video camera all ready at her place!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:59:26 2015 No.14224729 >>14224720 I can't be held accountable for a promise I made as a minor, that's illegal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:59:37 2015 No.14224730 >>14224727 Aren't candles a fire hazard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:00:21 2015 No.14224731 >>14224729 >>14224730 No wonder Dragons are going extinct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:04:29 2015 No.14224735 >>14224731 It's just a little sudden to show up one night and expect me to come with her because of something I said when I was a kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:05:06 2015 No.14224738 >>14224704 But she's so bad ass! How could I hope to compete?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:06:34 2015 No.14224740 >>14224738 Well, looks like the "cool" ploy worked. You're already swooning for her. But Anon, there are lots of great girls in desperate need of men out there. You have more value than you think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:07:54 2015 No.14224742 >>14224735 She's been thinking of you a lot though. You mean the world to her. I wonder how it feels to have the person you've been so eagerly waiting to get together with forgetting you even existed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:10:16 2015 No.14224746 >>14224742 So she'll have to make me remember her by seducing me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:10:44 2015 No.14224747 >>14224731 Well, what if I was into that nice single echidna down the street?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:11:34 2015 No.14224748 >>14224747 She might make Dragons in her Womb of Wonders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:12:20 2015 No.14224752 >>14224720 It's honestly stupid, but I still fuckin' love this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:16:33 2015 No.14224759 >>14224727 Well shit now I can't say no, I'm a dragon slut at heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:17:32 2015 No.14224762 >>14224759 Another fool is seduced.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:18:38 2015 No.14224764 >>14224748 New dragons, able to survive in this day and age. Better dragons. With laser breath. Though raising that will be tricky.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:21:27 2015 No.14224766
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>>14224752
Sandbox promises to girls that grow up to be perfection are some of the cheesiest shit out there but it works for a reason. It's cute as fuck.

Pic related, also she'd probably be lovely as a blue dragon girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:21:48 2015 No.14224769 >>14224256 What turned you off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:22:49 2015 No.14224771 >>14224261 The shit does gaia got you so mad for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:24:04 2015 No.14224773 >>14224771 >trying to pick a fight with someone who posted something you disliked 5 hours ago Anon... bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:25:06 2015 No.14224776 >>14224773 Do I really have anything better to do? Like seriously, whys gaiaaiaiiaia matter so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:26:58 2015 No.14224778 >>14224776 I'm not doing this. Neither should you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:28:34 2015 No.14224780 >>14224776 >Do I really have anything better to do? Yes, put that energy into writing about monster titties or watch something enjoyable. We're in the dead hours right now.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:31:31 2015 No.14224783

>>14224778
>>14224780
But whatever I write will inevitably be overshadowed when the other guy comes back to write more about raping 7 year old girls up the butt

Not that im not down with that, but when you're up against that sort of competition, what's the point in trying?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:48:00 2015 No.14224810 File: 348 KB, 900x600, Unicorn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you praised best girl yet? Also have you prayed to our lord and savior Arachnotaur?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:49:24 2015 No.14224813 >>14224810 What does Arachnotaur the Fluffy and Kind have to do with Virgin Mare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:50:41 2015 No.14224814 >>14224783 Well if you're going to have an attitude like that, you don't deserve good things. I face either indifference or hate and I keep doing it anyway!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 08:59:27 2015 No.14224830 >>14224813 Well first you praise best girl. Then you pray to our lord and savior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:01:28 2015 No.14224835 >>14224814 Well, you might just suck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:03:05 2015 No.14224838 what's the most inappropriate thing you can do in bed with a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:04:26 2015 No.14224841 >>14224838 Tying her tail into knots? Pushing her off the bed in your sleep? Calling out another girl's name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:04:39 2015 No.14224843 >>14224838 A German suplex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:05:01 2015 No.14224844 >>14224838 Start at the age of consent

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:05:34 2015 No.14224850 >>14224838 Shit on her chest for good luck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:05:44 2015 No.14224851 >>14224838 Die of a stroke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:09:17 2015 No.14224856 >>14224838 Sniff her all over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:10:31 2015 No.14224860 >>14224838 Sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:13:13 2015 No.14224866 >>14224856 I want to sniff a whole hoard of meese!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:13:59 2015 No.14224868 I want to publically protest public school systems trying to mandate young Monster Girls to be required to take a class on "respecting human boy rights and consent"! I don't want these school systems corrupting the minds of our youth!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:17:08 2015 No.14224872 >>14224868 It's too late to stop it. Masculists have taken over the schools and media, even video games aren't safe!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:26:40 2015 No.14224888 >>14224872 >>14224868 You never realize how absurd a movement is until you see 4chan make fun of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:28:42 2015 No.14224895 >>14224888 Politics on 4chan is generally stupid. I stopped giving a crap about it really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:29:10 2015 No.14224896 >>14224868 What do I do if my daughteru shows signs of being a Bonnet Tipper?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:31:12 2015 No.14224903 >>14224896 Have her mother sit her down and teach her how to treat human boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:31:16 2015 No.14224904 >>14224896 Fix her with magnets. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/611992/Scientists-experiment-magnets-immigrants-God-magnetic-waves

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:33:38 2015 No.14224909

>>14224904
>Brainwashing is real
>You will live to see reeducation camps for "problematic thought" in your lifetime
>"But Anon, you're just being paranoid! They'll only use it for good, don't you like immigrants? And who needs religion lol XD"
The future never looked so 1984 yet Brave New World at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:41:57 2015 No.14224935 >>14224843 I hope you're doing that to a ogre, anything else is just rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:46:45 2015 No.14224950 >>14224935 TOO LATE.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:47:23 2015 No.14224952

>>14224904
> MEGA-EARTHQUAKE could SPLIT continents and kill millions, warns nuclear scientist
> Have scientists discovered real alien 'Death Star' in far-flung corner of our galaxy?
>Terrified joggers attacked by aggressive owl that swoops after dark and SCRATCHES them

I'm just going to assume this story is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:48:39 2015 No.14224956 File: 1.02 MB, 1115x1364, fdea944f18a5e578c115338788ac058a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Godzilla VS King Kong just got announced. Would Godzilla like Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:50:52 2015 No.14224965 >>14224956 Of course he would, he's king of the monsters, why wouldn't he.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:51:35 2015 No.14224968

>>14224952
>Have scientists discovered real alien 'Death Star' in far-flung corner of our galaxy?
This one's actually true, albiet farfetch'd. They discovered an anomaly around a star 1500 light years away that "possibly" could be an alien superstructure.

Even if it was though we'd never know because it's 1500 years old and we'd never be able to reach it in time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:53:29 2015 No.14224975 >>14224956 If they're on his side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:53:44 2015 No.14224977 >>14224950 So anon, what girl do you bully with your wrestling moves?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:54:10 2015 No.14224978

>You will never ascend into godhood after years of adventuring.
>You'll never use this to fuck a MG goddess
>You'll never have a deity daughteru
>You'll never take her to the mortal plane and have her live among her subjects
>she'll never have a one night stand with a human and give you a demi-god daughteru who stays on the mortal plane as a advocate of her mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:54:49 2015 No.14224979 File: 768 KB, 1424x612, godzilla-vs-megalon-godzilla-and-jet-jaguar-handshake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224975 Would they get to shake his hands? The fact they recreated this scene in the PS4 game was fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:55:36 2015 No.14224981 >>14224977 I want to put a haughty elf in a camel clutch and fuck her in the prone position when she gives up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:57:15 2015 No.14224983 >>14224981 Haughty elves are for tickling and teasing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:58:03 2015 No.14224985 >>14224981 Haughty elves are for plumping up and embarrassing them over their weight

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 09:59:01 2015 No.14224986 >>14224981 >You will never make an elf humble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:00:18 2015 No.14224989 >>14224985 This too. Bonus points if hey are an ojou with drills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:00:51 2015 No.14224990 >>14224981 >>14224986 Why stop at elves, keep making more girls humble!

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:01:30 2015 No.14224993
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>>14224983
>>14224985
But this is a human hating dark elf who values her virginity over everything else, it's only right to make her realise the only way to save herself is to give it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:03:48 2015 No.14225002 File: 51 KB, 650x514, cnarjs3zykeelj1q1qrd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224850

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:04:26 2015 No.14225007

>>14224993
>>14224989
A plump Dark Elf with Ojou Drills is fine too. Then when the school and her former friends mock her but you're the only one who doesn't, she'll have to rethink her human-hating ways.

Why rape her when You can have her reluctantly beg you to take her virginity?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:04:40 2015 No.14225008 >>14224993 But she looks so friendly.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:07:50 2015 No.14225013

>>14224956
>KONG: SKULL ISLAND stars Tom Hiddleston, Sam Jackson, Brie Larson, John Goodman, Tian Jing, Corey Hawkins, Jason Mitchell, John Ortiz, Shea Whigham, and Toby Kebbell. Directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts and written by Max Borenstein, John Gatins, Dan Gilroy, and Derek Connolly, KONG: SKULL ISLAND will fully immerse audiences in the mysterious and dangerous home of the king of the apes as a team of explorers ventures deep inside the treacherous, primordial island. Legendary’s Thomas Tull and Jon Jashni will produce with Mary Parent. Alex Garcia and Eric McLeod will executive produce. Warner Bros. will distribute the film in 3D and IMAX 3D on March 10, 2017.

So the lead actor is nothing but eye candy to bring in pussy money, and most of the rest of the cast is shit. Jackson's just a fucking meme at this point.
The only two I care about are John Goodman because it's nice to see him in something besides voice acting and television for a change, and the qt Chinese girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:08:24 2015 No.14225018 >>14225007 Well at first she's going to offer to take YOUR virginity, after all it would be such an honor to lose your virginity to a fine woman such as her. It's a favor to you really, nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:08:58 2015 No.14225021 >>14224866 I can't imagine micegirls living this world not living in fear of being the subject of COPS and SVU episodes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:09:33 2015 No.14225023 >>14225013 >Human Cast >Ever mattering in a Kaiju movie

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:12:22 2015 No.14225026 >>14224990 Only so many girls can be camel clutched anon. soon you find a monster where you need more then just Iron sheik.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:12:54 2015 No.14225029 >>14225013 Actually I take >>14225023 back since I remember just how big Americans felt they had to make the human parts in that new Godzilla movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:14:02 2015 No.14225032 >>14225021 You mean being the subject of a poorly researched and written episode in which they're all evil rapists oppressing the poor humans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:14:45 2015 No.14225033 >>14225018 Baby steps I guess, can't expect ojou dark elves to change overnight. With the exception of her figure of course, but what can you expect out of midnight snacking

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:16:54 2015 No.14225040 >>14225033 >but what can you expect out of midnight snacking Luckily it mostly seems to go to the uh...right places. She doesn't seem to be willing to buy bigger clothes however

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:19:17 2015 No.14225046

>>14225023
>>14225029
Well that's what I'm saying, they're too focused on star power.
I feel like they've chosen actors that are bad for that type of film, especially the lead actor, who I feel is a poor actor overall compared to his peers but who keeps getting cast in everything because women are wet for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:19:54 2015 No.14225047 >>14225026 what about the diamond cutter/RKO?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:22:14 2015 No.14225050 >>14225047 If you want to put a monster girl down with a non sub move. I think that and the spear would work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:25:55 2015 No.14225059 >>14225050 need some serious power to take down the big ones with that. I suggest getting a gnome first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:27:05 2015 No.14225065 >>14225050 How about setting a tough girl like a Jinko for a choke slam and catching her off guard with a kiss so she won't reverse it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:28:56 2015 No.14225072 >>14225040 >She doesn't seem to be willing to buy bigger clothes however That's my fetish, it's like she's trying to seduce me or something. Cunning dark elf

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:30:07 2015 No.14225081 >>14225072 Well it may be that, or that she's too stubborn to admit she's gained weight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:36:39 2015 No.14225113 >>14218173 Huge knockers. Also huge fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:36:58 2015 No.14225116 >>14225081 Either way is a win win for me This plump haughty dark elf is getting loved however she wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:38:14 2015 No.14225124 >>14225116 Treat her right anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:59:51 2015 No.14225198 File: 1.62 MB, 1280x1722, tumblr_nvr1mrODKm1tow60po1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometimes wading though the shit is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:02:36 2015 No.14225204 >>14225198 Next time give an example of what you're wading for and not what you're wading in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:04:32 2015 No.14225207 >>14225198 Never thought of that duo I wonder how they'd get along

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:06:08 2015 No.14225210 >>14225207 Kind of like your typical "Brains and brawn" criminal duo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:06:21 2015 No.14225211 >>14225198 That's stupidly hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:08:43 2015 No.14225218 >>14225198 Wurm looks even more smug than hellhound! What does she have to be smug about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:08:47 2015 No.14225219 >>14225198 I want to be in the middle

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:10:00 2015 No.14225225 >>14225218 >What does she have to be smug about? They're not looking at each other that's for sure, someone's about to be tenderly loved.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:11:33 2015 No.14225228
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How do you like your liches, thread? Functionally dead in all aspects even heartbeat, powered by MAGIC™; or alive in most aspects like organs, heartbeat, body warmth, but still not considered fully 'alive' due to other traits?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:15:53 2015 No.14225237

>>14225228
Cold and dead on the inside with a limited range of expression. I'm torn on if they should be able to blush or not though, a blush on a cute girl keeping a straight face is adorable but it doesn't make sense with me preferring them to be more on the dead side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:17:19 2015 No.14225239 >>14219024 I don't like that I can't get chocolate elves without the SM fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:18:47 2015 No.14225245 >>14225228 Cold and without most body functions, but still act mostly alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:21:45 2015 No.14225256 >>14225228 Functionally dead, without rigor mortis or all that disgusting stuff that happens to dead bodies

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:43:00 2015 No.14225320 >>14225228 Proper liches are warlock skeletons, so I need something that screams dead with them to feel like a lich at all. Fuck KC's 'none of the undead are really undead but instead are new living creatures made from dead bodies'

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:52:24 2015 No.14225335 File: 270 KB, 870x1100, LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:54:16 2015 No.14225338 >>14225335 >I, AKU, SHAPESHIFTING MISTRESS OF HOTNESS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:55:22 2015 No.14225345 >>14225335 I miss less and Haohi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:56:55 2015 No.14225347 >>14225338 >UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE LEWDNESS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:57:32 2015 No.14225349 >>14225335 Where are the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:59:23 2015 No.14225353 >>14225345 Did he ever tell us what D was for? I thought he was doing them daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:00:10 2015 No.14225356 >>14225347 >BUT A PRUDISH PALADIN WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:00:29 2015 No.14225357 File: 91 KB, 540x812, CRXXUc2UcAAD_pp.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bow wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:02:58 2015 No.14225365 >>14225357 Get that shit outta here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:03:52 2015 No.14225367 File: 732 KB, 573x657, 1432987860755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225357 >It hasn't even begun

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:07:07 2015 No.14225369 File: 432 KB, 348x512, 1438660408208.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225357

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:09:51 2015 No.14225373 >>14225357 Well, I'd still rather have her in my house than cait sith.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:12:09 2015 No.14225378 >>14225357 Having pets in the MG world must suck, you gotta recreate the end of Old Yeller when hey go furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:13:44 2015 No.14225382 >>14225357 That's the 3rd piece of art for her in just over a day, that said the second one on pixiv was cute in a non sexual way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:18:19 2015 No.14225389 File: 61 KB, 800x709, CRVIRNUUwAAruAV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On a less furry note, Butter-T is working on a Jiangshi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:19:01 2015 No.14225390 >>14225389 This is good news. This is very good news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:21:51 2015 No.14225397 >>14225382 Just get a sabbath potion to remove the muzzle and fur. Enjoy your new kobold

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:25:17 2015 No.14225403 >>14225397 But she's a perfectly loveable sidekick just as she is, the design would be cute with some clothes on. I just don't want to fuck her but KC's writing is going to make that an inevitable outcome of being around one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:26:17 2015 No.14225404 File: 382 KB, 1133x1600, mayoineko crossroad i think i dunno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to do lewd things with Saya's perfect body. I don't care if she's evil!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:29:13 2015 No.14225414 File: 92 KB, 840x525, 4. April.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225389 Speaking of Butter T, he just sent me a sketch. His tentacle mouths look fucking vicious. >>14223736 Artist just added those. sta.sh/01258pwwwzxt

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:32:52 2015 No.14225425

>>14225198
I think the wurm's face is a bit off, as well as the perpective on her orange pendant thing, and her crotch.
But my god, just LOOK at that paw-on-claw action. High level scale-on-fur interlocking action. Oh, lordy.

>>14225207
There's been some discussion about wurms and hellhounds in the past. Mostly about how wurms would be entirely oblivious to a hellhound's aggresiveness, and treat them like a cute puppy. Not to be patronising, but simply because wurms are like that, and are strong enough that a hellhound wouldn't be able to do much in protest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:33:05 2015 No.14225426 >>14225404 I want to kick her fluffy tailless ass with Kiryu and Majima. >>14225414 Lookin' good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:34:24 2015 No.14225431 >>14225414 I'm not sure which I prefer, uniform Jabberwock or the soft and cuddly Jabberwock. Who am I kidding, they're both wonderful. Bless you and your wallet.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:38:02 2015 No.14225442

>>14225198
>Wurm/Hellhound tag team
All you need is an Ushi-Oni and you've got the perfect storm of pelvic annihilation.

>>14225218
Hellhound's smugness is rubbing off on her.

>>14225239
Don't worry anon, I'm sure there's at least a few vanilla deviants among the Dark Elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:40:11 2015 No.14225452 >>14225403 Sometimes you're better off ignoring whatever KC writes in favor of headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:40:44 2015 No.14225456 >>14225414 Too much jabberwocky, not enough other dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:41:35 2015 No.14225460 >>14225456 Jabberwock is best dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:42:29 2015 No.14225464 >>14225460 >lying on the internet Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:43:19 2015 No.14225472 >>14225464 She is

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:43:47 2015 No.14225476 >>14225456 There's a shit ton of art for the other dragons, except maybe Wyvern. Besides it's someone elses commission with their money, you expect them to commission art of a Monster Girl that isn't their favorite?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:44:01 2015 No.14225479

>>14225442
>All you need is an Ushi-Oni and you've got the perfect storm of pelvic annihilation.
Wurm crashing through mountains and trees with the Hellhound riding the Ushi-Oni to keep up. They're the perfect team for chasing the poor fool who seemed attractive to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:45:06 2015 No.14225483 >>14225479 And yet for some reason, I can't help but imagine they give some of the tenderest cuddles afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:45:53 2015 No.14225486 >>14225472 But anon, she's not vanilla dragon. Therefore, she can't be the best one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:45:54 2015 No.14225487 >>14225476 Does anyone even like Wyverns? They're so forgetable, especially compared to the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:46:16 2015 No.14225489 >>14225472 Yeah... Well... You know, that's just like uh, wrong_____, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:47:34 2015 No.14225495 >>14225483 Of course they would, after it's all said and done they'd push themselves on the guy in an exhausted cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:47:39 2015 No.14225498 >>14225476 >Wyvern Now there's someone who needs more art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:50:37 2015 No.14225509 File: 475 KB, 1000x877, 1437630000602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225489 I can't be wrong, jabberwocks are wonderful.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:50:38 2015 No.14225510

>>14225487
Wyverns are the best childhood friends.
>Your father will never be a famous Knight who's friends with a famous Dragoon.
>They'll never arrange for you to marry the Dragoon's daughter before you're born.
>You'll never grow up with a Wyvern, starting when your parents put the two of you in the same crib.
>You'll never have a bond so strong that even succubi wouldn't try to seduce you, even though the two of you haven't had sex yet.
>You'll never marry her after you graduate college and lose your virginity to her, and steal her virginity from her, on your wedding night.
>She'll never wrap her wings around you and hold you close like she did when you were young.
It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:50:46 2015 No.14225511 File: 257 KB, 722x1024, 1442178781028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225487 I like 'em. Also, bless Moose and how he established that they also have big titties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:52:10 2015 No.14225519 >>14225509 They may be wonderful indeed(as all dragons are), but to say that they're the best is pure hubris.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:52:31 2015 No.14225522 >>14225495 I'm just imagining the Ushi-Oni acting as a big soft bed and stroking the guy's hair while the Wurm and the Hellhound cuddle up on top of him. After applying healing potions to him of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:53:04 2015 No.14225525 File: 508 KB, 4000x2381, 1443817288758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225472 This man speaks the truth. >>14225519 >Any Dragon >Not proud and full of hubris Humble Dragons are weak. Weak!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:55:50 2015 No.14225534 >>14225510 That's why Wyverns are awesome. That, and they probably have the second best communities to live in aside from Undead Kingdoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:56:13 2015 No.14225537 >>14225525 >being wrong It was a foregone conclusion, and yet I'm still shocked...

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 12:56:34 2015 No.14225539

>>14225525
Now I'm imagining a Dragon kidnapping a human and boasting that there's no way something as pathetic as him could ever please her, she just needs his semen.
And then she ends up hugging him close during sex begging for more even while he protests he's too tired to keep going.
After said dragon marries him, she goes around boasting about how wonderful her husband is and how everyone should be jealous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:02:13 2015 No.14225558 >>14225539 that spoiler it's how i imagine all monstergirl wives act when they get together and talk about their incubus husbands

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:08:56 2015 No.14225576 File: 116 KB, 1015x787, 1437017839367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224956 In the 1960s film, TOHO made Kong into an electric type, and Big G totally jobbed to him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:09:25 2015 No.14225578 >>14224835 I do, I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:10:27 2015 No.14225581 >>14225198 >"Puppy!" the Wurm exclaimed happily as she picked up the full grown Hellhound

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:12:38 2015 No.14225585

>>14225576
Kong was more popular than Big G at the time. In the new one it'll probably be a draw with the Government making Mechagodzilla or some shit and them both having to take it down.

And it would be a better Batman vs Superman film than Batman V Superman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:13:56 2015 No.14225591 >>14225404 Good taste, Saya was one hot and evil bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:14:09 2015 No.14225593 >>14222916 Aside from all the other anons answering, dude there is literally a diaper general on /d/ Bet they aren't as obnoxious as the other places though

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:14:18 2015 No.14225595
File: 3.89 MB, 1842x3024, It's 9'oclock on a saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in, there's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Accept the love of Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdoms!

They love you better than the others!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:15:21 2015 No.14225599 >>14225585 They're also making a Kaiju Cinematic Universe in a vein similar to the MCU. However, I wonder if they'll adjust King Kongs size in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:15:29 2015 No.14225600 >>14225595 Remove spiders and horses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:16:16 2015 No.14225604 >>14225595 Wansburg counters by saying no-one loves you better than a dog girl. All Cu Siths entering Wansburg are required by law to use Sabbath potions to make themselves not furries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:17:23 2015 No.14225609 >>14225599 If this means crossover movies where all the monsters are present, then I'm fucking down for this.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:17:33 2015 No.14225610

>>14225599
This is stupid. King Kong should die from just being around Gojira for too long.
>>14225604
The Tailpussy Caliphate and the Imperium of the Dragons would like to point out that the only men Wansburg gets are the ones they throw to them as bones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:18:17 2015 No.14225612 >>14225595 i love horse and harpy, why can't i get a pegasus waifu that lays eggs (according to d&d lore)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:18:35 2015 No.14225613 >>14225595 >>14225604 The great Dragon-clan of the north scoffs at your inferior coalitions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:19:54 2015 No.14225619 >>14225576 Ah, I always think that picture is so cute, makes me wish I had my own kaiju monstergirl to date and cuddle with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:20:41 2015 No.14225621 >>14225613 The "Great Dragon-clan" of the North" should get their heads out of the dirt and see they haven't been great since a thousand years ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:20:59 2015 No.14225623 >>14225599 Probably, otherwise it'd be a pretty one-sided fight. Godzilla had a cinematic universe before it was cool. >>14225619 >cuddle with. Anon she's a thousand times your size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:22:14 2015 No.14225628 >>14225595 >You will never rally the spidergirls to drive the centaurs out of their lands >They will never overthrow the tyranny horsepussy and create a free republic >It will never lead to a new golden age as man and monster live as equal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:23:57 2015 No.14225634 >>14225621 Small Village Up the Coast with a Lich Mayor would like to point out that we should just get along.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:24:54 2015 No.14225642 >>14225621 They have never stopped being great. Of course, none of the many-legged fools have the guts to challenge that notion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:25:45 2015 No.14225645 >>14225634 Agreed. ...Wait a minute. Richard pls no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:26:52 2015 No.14225648 >>14225645 Remember that Richard is also Mistress of Magma

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:30:23 2015 No.14225663 >>14225623 So, that won't stop me from trying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:36:32 2015 No.14225686 >>14225539 >she ends up hugging him close during sex begging for more THIS IS WHAT I WANT SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:37:23 2015 No.14225689 >>14225595 >>14225604 >>14225610 >>14225613 >>14225634 The Holy Hathor Empire implores you to give up your pointless struggles and convert.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:37:39 2015 No.14225692 >>14225686 I was going to anyway. Too bad it'll be years before I get that far at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:38:14 2015 No.14225695 >>14225689 Cows have no power here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:39:28 2015 No.14225702 >>14225634 Tiny defensless hamlet here. We have no opinion on the matter but would like to make it known that we've had an excellent harvest this year and have been bandit free for two weeks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:39:50 2015 No.14225705 >>14224748 >Womb of Wonders Fuckin' A, I'm stealing this someday

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:43:33 2015 No.14225712 File: 234 KB, 554x452, 1423197212682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225702 Defenseless? How rude! You're under a Dragon's protection you know! You give her all those sweets for it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:45:46 2015 No.14225719 >>14225712 >sweets >not shiny stuff The union will hear of this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:47:14 2015 No.14225724 >>14225719 >loser Dragons who can't claim their own loot ask for it as payment instead Your union sucks and is probably full of Wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:47:39 2015 No.14225726 >>14225712 Mam, we farm turnips. Also, you're the...err....wrong color to be our defender. You see, we've got a blue one, not a red one. You may want the hamlet down the valley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:48:34 2015 No.14225729 >>14225726 She knew this, of course. She was just testing you. Mmhm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:50:36 2015 No.14225735 >>14225689 A true Hathorite wouldn't be so rude anon. I think you're either trying to defame her followers, or you're a zealot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:51:20 2015 No.14225737 >>14225414 Pudgy soft Jabberwock!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:52:06 2015 No.14225740 At this very moment we are approaching levels of autism that are starting to make me physically uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:53:02 2015 No.14225743 >>14225740 It's just people goofing around. It's about as benign as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:53:22 2015 No.14225745 >>14225729 That Dragon who protects our village is kinda dumb isn't she? But that's part of what makes her so lovable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:53:28 2015 No.14225746 >>14225735 The Mooquisition will break you! >>14225740 Then leave maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:54:22 2015 No.14225747 >>14225746 >The Mooquisition What does this involve?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:55:13 2015 No.14225751 >>14225746 I'm already married to a Healthhound anon. Your zealot organization can't hurt me. And you're being too mean. You're gonna make Hathor cry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:55:31 2015 No.14225754 File: 609 KB, 728x1034, 1444931731091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225747 Spoilered due to graphic nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:56:46 2015 No.14225758 >>14225754 The Mooqusition is just a bunch of lonely girls who couldn't get husbands for some reason isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:57:00 2015 No.14225760 >>14225740 It seems the roleplay crowd from the MGE wiki have started to congregate here. Soon we'll be as shitty as them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:57:44 2015 No.14225764 >>14225754 The FIENDS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:59:06 2015 No.14225770 You're all a bunch of retards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:00:47 2015 No.14225774 >>14225760 I've been wondering why the autism levels seemed to have been rising for a while now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:00:52 2015 No.14225776 >>14225754 I feel like I've seen this artstyle before. Same peep that did that yandere cow pic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:01:50 2015 No.14225778 File: 517 KB, 807x1000, 1414808744671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225758 N-no. >>14225760 This is nothing new you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:02:15 2015 No.14225780 >>14225760 >>14225774 You guys are imagining things, we've always been prone to autism in quiet periods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:03:59 2015 No.14225789 >>14225760 It's not actually new. We've had paladin roleplay faggots for a long while. Adding more to it wont really hep, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:04:40 2015 No.14225792 >>14225778 >This is nothing new you know. I know, but this just feels more MGEWiki-ish. Y'know what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:05:57 2015 No.14225796 >>14225792 What about it particularly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:06:32 2015 No.14225798 >>14225778 Damn Monorus' old style looks so damn different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:07:30 2015 No.14225801 >>14225796 It feels more involved. Less self aware and jokey. More earnest. >>14225798 Shit damn, that's Monorus' stuff? He's improved a lot since whenever that was drawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:09:10 2015 No.14225809 >>14225792 No because I never go there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:24:11 2015 No.14225843 >>14225754 Got a source for this?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:25:57 2015 No.14225849

>>14225843
Blade Play. Guy ends up in a fantasy world as the Chosen One. Because he was just playing a computer game, he goofed around and as a result ended up having his dick as the tool for purifying demons. He fucks a lot of Monster Girls.
And yet the human queen is the best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:30:20 2015 No.14225859 >>14225801 I honestly don't understand what you mean anon, this time feels no different than any other time, just that there might be one or two more people involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:38:40 2015 No.14225874 File: 205 KB, 554x452, 1432567797478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225859 Well then, maybe I'm just becoming an older, grumpier asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:38:44 2015 No.14225875 >>14224909 Nah. There's not enough abject sexuality thrown in our faces to obscure the removal of all other forms of media and entertainment for it to be Brave New World.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:39:50 2015 No.14225881 >>14225874 How can you be grumpy when you've got such a special little girl to headpat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:40:07 2015 No.14225882 >>14224968 Well, if we ever crack semi-affordable FTL Travel, we could at least point ourselves in that direction and see if there are any ruins to explore?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:40:21 2015 No.14225883

>Be a staunch and militant anti-monster politician
>Always on the lookout for Kunoichis
>Meet a nice girl, human
>Even had her investigated to make sure
>Court her for a time
>You're a traditionalist, so you decide to ask for her hand in marriage before you deflower her
>She happily accepts
>You marry in the biggest church in the city
>It's your wedding night, everything is perfect
>You finally lay with your new wife
>It feels amazing
>Unbearably amazing
>No one told you it would be this good
>Suddenly she rolls, putting you under her and pinning you down
>She leans in and whispers in your ear
>"You better start loving monster girls, husband. You're in one."
>yfw you married a Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:40:23 2015 No.14225884 >>14225859 In my opinion this shit has been going down for so long that people simply see it as the norm now. The whole chubby alp senpai business is pretty exemplary. >>14225874 If that's the case then so am I, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:42:15 2015 No.14225888 >>14225883 Time to get a divorce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:44:04 2015 No.14225892 >>14225883 He's a militant anti-vampire politician now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:45:39 2015 No.14225896 >>14225883 Time for murder followed by celibacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:46:24 2015 No.14225897 >>14225883 >You're in one Being a monster is one thing. Being a meme'ing faggot is another one entirely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:48:21 2015 No.14225902 >>14225539 >Spoiler Yes. That's the stuff. That's how a Dragon should behave about her "Treasure", mhmm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:49:30 2015 No.14225905 >>14225634 Man, I haven't read LFG in forever. Wonder if I should try and catch up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:50:47 2015 No.14225907 >>14225902 We need more Dragons anyway. >>14225905 Richard is the only thing it has going for it and I'm not sure it's worth for him alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:53:08 2015 No.14225912 >>14225905 It's moved into Bleach territory. Nothing happens, read it once a month and those 8 pages will give you maybe one page worth of story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:55:34 2015 No.14225919 We need more chubby Monster Girl pictures. We talk about them all the time, do we have any?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:56:41 2015 No.14225920 File: 140 KB, 404x600, Orc_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225919 P'orc is the chubbiest KC has made.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:59:50 2015 No.14225922
File: 244 KB, 450x600, 1433661696997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14225920
How come there's no art of the greatness that is P'Orc?
We need art of them in various states of chubbiness and saying stuff like
>MANSWINE
and
>There you are my sweet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:00:28 2015 No.14225923 >>14224555 >Dat Gewehr 98

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:02:18 2015 No.14225928 >>14225922 Yeah, because that's what we need, more Swines of Memedor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:03:32 2015 No.14225931 >You will never live as an empty husk because a monster girl destroyed what was left of your smile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:05:50 2015 No.14225936 >>14225928 Well they are fun, even if you don't think people should be allowed to enjoy things. Seriously. How can you possibly be so butthurt about a subject that hasn't been brought up in ages?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:08:05 2015 No.14225942 >>14225936 You're awfully defensive about somebody calling a bad idea a bad idea. Too much salted pork is bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:09:23 2015 No.14225944 >>14225931 I want a MG to kidnap and rape me, only to let me go because "I'm not good enough" That despair when even a MG doesn't want you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:10:10 2015 No.14225945 >>14225942 You're the one who started telling people to stop enjoying themselves, Unfunninator!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:12:03 2015 No.14225951 >>14225945 >Hey wouldn't this be a great idea! Other people need to go put effort and work into it, but not me! >Meh >Don't tell me not to enjoy myself! Why do you hate fun? Seriously, man.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:14:05 2015 No.14225957

>>14225902
Dragons would be some of the most romantic girls out there man.
She'd write enough sappy love poems about you to fill an entire book. She'd carve your name and hers on top of a mountain. She'd scoop you up in her arms and fly you up to the perfect spot to watch the sunset together. She'd boast and brag to all the monstergirls around that she's got the most adorable, manliest, sweetest husband and that they should all feel jealous. But if they even think of stealing her beloved most prized treasure away, they'll live to regret it.
I'm kinda sad now. No one will ever love you like a dragon would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:14:31 2015 No.14225959 >>14225945 Unfunninator, really? I like P'orcs jsut as much as the next guy but please tell me this is ironic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:16:04 2015 No.14225960 >>14225957 >I'm kinda sad now. No one will ever love you like a dragon would. Nor any MG. Tis saddening and sobering, reality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:17:05 2015 No.14225963 >>14225944 Eh, I think most anons here are used to the feeling of not being wanted. I doubt they would care that much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:25:26 2015 No.14225972 .less is scaring me, did his stalker get him? Why hasn't he given us a Futa Cu Sith? I hope he's OK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:28:56 2015 No.14225975 >>14225972 Things are a bit more peaceful when he isn't here, so I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:29:38 2015 No.14225978 File: 16 KB, 600x600, This bait is so bad it's insulting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225972

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:31:13 2015 No.14225982 >>14225978 It's not bait to miss .less. He was a good friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:33:25 2015 No.14225990 >>14225982 He also made a whole lot of /d/ shit and started a few shitstorms. Plus his donut steel angel is shit. He's shit more often than he's based.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:34:33 2015 No.14225994
File: 721 KB, 1331x629, Cu sith.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So, y'know the whole meme to make Cait Siths "bearable"? Treating them as just living furniture, etc.?

Well, Cu Sith's are even more tailored to such things! Keep them around for their loyalty and skills as attendants; but don't dick them. Also maybe uh...invest in a medical mask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:36:26 2015 No.14225998 >>14225994 >Possess the qualities necessary to become excellent knights So I wasn't just seeing things and that is a sword behind her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:36:29 2015 No.14225999 >>14225994 Yet another reason to get your pets fixed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:36:44 2015 No.14226002 File: 98 KB, 1600x815, Sand People.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225982 >He was a good friend. Be quiet Alec Guinness. You're dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:37:33 2015 No.14226007 File: 85 KB, 300x298, Here we go.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225994 It's shit. And we're about to get buried in shit, I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:37:48 2015 No.14226010 File: 685 KB, 2180x2180, 1442252862782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225994 >literally just a furry version of the Kobold Nah, fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:38:19 2015 No.14226014 File: 1.28 MB, 294x224, 1443378835812.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225994 NOPE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:39:38 2015 No.14226019 >>14225994 The most hilarious irony about it is that it sounds just like some donut steele fursona. >They are and bestest and most loyalist and can be whatever you want them to be, yes sirree Bob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:39:39 2015 No.14226020 >>14225994 She wouldn't be garbage if you were forced to dick her. One of the worst girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:40:54 2015 No.14226025 >>14226010 >Implying Kobolds aren't furries

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:42:26 2015 No.14226030 >>14225994 >The Order allows this furry bullshit in its borders

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:42:43 2015 No.14226032 >>14226025 >MGE Kobolds >furries Only the EMG Kobolds fit furry criteria.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:44:37 2015 No.14226040 >>14226030 More reason to hate the order.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:45:15 2015 No.14226041 >>14225994 Eh, I'd keep one as a pet. Not for dicking though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:45:22 2015 No.14226042 >>14226030 The Order allows a lot of things in its borders that it really shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:46:40 2015 No.14226047 File: 166 KB, 500x281, 1444938400016.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225994 That last Fucking Paragraph. at first i was ok with this existing, but now i want them all to burn

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:50:10 2015 No.14226054 File: 266 KB, 700x900, 6LZEcuk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14225994 >Have loyal but worst dog >Order her to stay on a stump >Leave and go find a better dog in the form of Kiki or Hellhound Thanks stump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:51:53 2015 No.14226055 >>14225994 They actually sound pretty good, I wouldn't mind keeping one as a pet. Just don't fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:52:39 2015 No.14226058 >>14226055 See >>14226047 You don't get a choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:54:11 2015 No.14226060 >>14226058 >Last Paragraph It's KC hyperbole like always, how is this surprising to anyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:54:41 2015 No.14226062 >>14225994 I think my standards have finally warped so much that I wouldn't mind dicking one, god help my soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:56:18 2015 No.14226067 >>14226054 >Hellhound >Kikimora >Good Haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:56:33 2015 No.14226069 >>14226025 Listen, Kobolds are to Cu Siths as catgirls are to Cait Siths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:03:31 2015 No.14226086 >>14225990 Oh cry some more. He contributed to the thread more than you ever did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:04:35 2015 No.14226088 >>14225994 Well, not as bad as kait siths, and its beder than the loli shit I see around here so whatever.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:05:32 2015 No.14226092
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OFFICIAL CANINE MONSTERGIRL RATING
FROM BEST TO WORST

Tier 1:
Hellhounds, Werewolves, Kitsunes

Tier 2:
MGE Kobolds, Anubi

Tier 3:
Kitsune-bi/Kitsune-tsuki

Tier 4:
EMG Kobolds

Tier 5:
A fleshlight made out of dog fur and glue

Tier 6:
Actual dog shit

Tier 7:
Cu Sith

Did I forget anyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:05:41 2015 No.14226093 >>14226060 It's not like they care at this point. Anything to hate the evil furry boogeyman that has possesed KC

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:06:52 2015 No.14226098 >>14226092 >Would rather fuck actual shit than a Cu Sith Scatfag get out, you're no more welcome here than the furries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:07:55 2015 No.14226100 >>14226093 He only ever mentioned Cait and Cu Siths anyway. Odds are that he is now done with furries. With the possible exception of drawing bonus art for them in the MGE-2...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:08:21 2015 No.14226104 >>14226092 Hellhounds are crap. They should be tier 5 at the most

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:08:43 2015 No.14226107 >>14226092 Any canine that isn't a Kitsune or Anubis is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:08:48 2015 No.14226108 >>14226098 >not understanding jokes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:10:25 2015 No.14226111 >>14226093 >evil furry boogeyman What's wrong? Feel fursecuted because people think your precious Kemonos are shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:10:45 2015 No.14226113 >>14226108 Same to you. >inb4 "Just pretending to be retarded" Also honestly not that funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:12:57 2015 No.14226119 >>14226111 >Fursecuted Please, for the love of all that is holy and unholy, never, ever say this again.Even in jest. I lost braincells just glancing over this mutilation of words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:13:29 2015 No.14226121 >>14226092 >Edgehounds >Tier 1

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:14:07 2015 No.14226125 >>14226092 You forget Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:14:40 2015 No.14226128 >>14226119 I figure I should've added a spoiler tag over the f, but eh. >>14226121 >Hellhounds >edgey

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:15:17 2015 No.14226131 I honestly don't care that much about the Cu Sith's profile. Hell I would fuck some of the worst monster girls as long as they loved me. I'm incredibly desperate to be loved and I deserve everything bad that it gets me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:15:42 2015 No.14226132 >>14226121 >Edgehounds I don't think you know what edge means anon. >>14226125 Kikimora's a Harpy not a dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:16:02 2015 No.14226135 >>14226113 Okay, that's fair enough. I guess you got me. Sorry. Now what's the next step of your master plan? >>14226125 Oh, right. They can go in tier 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:17:26 2015 No.14226138 >>14226092 Switch around Anubis and Werewolves, put Kikis in tier 3 and delete tier 5/6 and that's how I'd rank them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:18:06 2015 No.14226140 >>14226132 Wait, nevermind they're wolves. I'm just retarded. Weird, I remember them being harpies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:18:33 2015 No.14226141 >>14226131 Don't worry, once we figure out how to get MGs in this world you'll get a waifu that loves you unconditionally

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:19:02 2015 No.14226144 >>14226131 This is how people end up in flithy trailer parks as their kids watch mommy hit daddy gain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:19:19 2015 No.14226145 >>14226140 They're kind of a Wolf-Harpy Hybrid Thing. But they're classified under "Wolves" in the MGE for simplicity's sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:19:51 2015 No.14226147 >>14226144 What monstergirl would want to save you from an abusive relationship?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:20:16 2015 No.14226148 >>14226141 I doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:20:19 2015 No.14226149 >>14226140 They used to have wings, they still have some feathers on their wrists, you weren't that far off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:20:49 2015 No.14226151 >>14226147 Dhampirs are the classic example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:21:43 2015 No.14226154 >>14226147 None of them. If you're in an abusive relationship you completely deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:24:27 2015 No.14226157 >>14226140 It's probably the feathers >>14226135 Yes, they are top tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:26:37 2015 No.14226160 >>14226147 >Human GF keeps tormenting you >You're too stupid to leave her >She gets attacked by a parasite slime >She becomes a MG waifu who never hurts you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:29:11 2015 No.14226171 >>14226160 >implying that MGs wouldn't be abusive shits too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:29:19 2015 No.14226172 >>14223876 >>14224064 >THIS SHAMING IS SIMPLY SMASHING MARIANNE >NYEAAGHAGH

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:30:37 2015 No.14226175 >>14226147 Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:33:52 2015 No.14226182 >>14225994 Starting to think that KC is a dog person

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:34:22 2015 No.14226183 >>14226175 Would she even be able to comprehend what was happening?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:35:15 2015 No.14226185 >>14226183 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:37:24 2015 No.14226189 >>14226183 >Wurm sees a human girl hitting a boy >Looks like fun >Destroys everything on her path while yelling "I wanna play too!" >Human girl runs away scared shitless >Wurm stands there confused

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:37:28 2015 No.14226190

>>14225994
Eh, it could honestly have been much worse. I wouldn't dick one but once KC hyperbole is out of the way it's pretty easy to see that it's easy enough to avoid fucking them anyways. And if heat's a problem just order them to go somewhere whenever they're in heat, they'd listen anyways. Seem like decent travel companions after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:39:01 2015 No.14226191 >>14226182 His Baphomet waifu is one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:39:36 2015 No.14226193 >>14226189 >Boy now gets to live the rest of his life being beaten to a pulp by a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:39:59 2015 No.14226194 >>14225994 She's so fucking SMUG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:46:55 2015 No.14226205 >>14225994 I dub thee footstool! Have a steak and get over to lazy boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:47:28 2015 No.14226207 >>14226189 >Implying the Wurm wouldn't tackle the human girl while screaming "Stop being mean!" They're simple, not retarded anon.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:48:31 2015 No.14226211

>>14221376
Oh my quite a charmer aren't we? Luckily for you we have a new opening today for an assistant to one of the top chefs in MGC: The Lovely Goldie Ramsay! This hellhound is fierce in the kitchen and even more fierce on her tv show. But don't be fooled, prove you're a good cook and she'll lighten up to you, even trying out new dishes with you!

>>14223708
We have a new program you might be perfect for! It might be tough but someone with a will like yours can easily do it! You will be working at the MGC Air and Space Center, giving tours and helping around the place. And while the center is closed at night you will be put into special courses at MGCU for engineering and other aerospace related classes!

>>14223723
Well we couldn't find any openings in your chosen field of work, so we went ahead and opted you for the MGCU Foreign Exchange Program. You will live with a family who works in your field, and have access to some of the best physics courses we have to offer!

>>14223758
You will now be the newest chef at MGC High School! You get to work around kids, but not directly with them, also it's pretty easy as you leave around two every day. But don't let your guard down, the Goblin sisters who are in charge love to play pranks on the newbies! (And please don't spike the food, that's how there was an opening in the first place.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:48:41 2015 No.14226212 I want to shave a Cu-Sith and make her wear a latex catsuit! I want to make her my desk chair!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:50:54 2015 No.14226215 >>14226211 >Hellhound Ramsay my body is ready

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:51:04 2015 No.14226216 >>14225414 >sample that jabberwock is simply divine.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:53:14 2015 No.14226217

>>14226211
>MGC Air and Space Center, giving tours and helping around the place. And while the center is closed at night you will be put into special courses at MGCU for engineering and other aerospace related classes!
Well. That does sound all kinds of wonderful. Sign me up for sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:54:11 2015 No.14226219 >>14226215 How will you react when she tell you that your shrimps taste likes fucking rubber?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:56:22 2015 No.14226225

>>14221068
1. 24, 06/28
2. BA of Science, Network Security
3. No preference, no dream job as "philanthropist" isn't a job
4. Junior Network Admin
5. Network Admin
6. No preference, I'd enjoy an Alaskan one as much as a Florida one
7. Yes
8. A bit
9. Don't mind that
10. help folks, work with computers, and make money (in that order)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:57:00 2015 No.14226227 >>14226219 Tell him to fuck off. They were caught fresh in the gulf this morning. It's primetime white shrimp season right now for crying out loud. The bastards are like six inches long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:00:07 2015 No.14226232 >>14225218 She has a cute puppy and she's about to have a cute boyfriend to go with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:00:54 2015 No.14226235 >>14225994 They're only a few steps away from becoming a race of Mary Sues

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:01:00 2015 No.14226236

>>14221068
Since these are still being answered.

1. 25, Feb 22
2. High school diploma
2a. Animation
3. Indoors
3a. Some lazy animation writing/directing job, or retired with lots of money to sit on.
4. In a relationship.
5. With a family.
6. Never vacationed before, but would like to go to sandy, sunny parts of Japan.
7. I like them, in a fatherly sense.
8. Not at all.
9. Just means more experience.
10. I'm too lazy to look for another job, and too much of a neat freak to leave any problems alone.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:01:11 2015 No.14226237

>>14223768
There's an opening for an assistant for the best life coach in MGC: Dr. Phillis! This Tanuki helps so many people with her words and can help you too! But at the end of the day she just wants someone to listen to her for a change. And that's where you come in! Go get'em tiger!

>>14223790
You're lucky, there's an opening at MGCHS for a gym teacher! You get to teach the biggest, most important lesson in all of high school: ganging up on the nerd. You also will live in the boys-only dorms just down the street however, you are also the only thing standing in between peace and homework and a constant orgy. (Also look out for the Demon principal, she has been 'in the bathroom' ever since she saw your file)

>>14223801
You are going to MGC paramedics to finish your training-under-fire, so to speak. You will be put on an ambulance with local (human) hero Julia Hearthstone and her little brother (sister now since she alped, but she thinks no one has noticed...) Billy. Have fun and do your best!

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:04:50 2015 No.14226246

>>14221068

1.) 20 29th of july
2.) Currently studying pharmacy
2a.) /
3.) indoors
3a.)apothecary(or whatever the equivalent in english is) in a hospital
4.) probably working as an employed apothecary
5.) working as 3a with a nice amount of dispensable income
6.) The alps(lol) for skiing
7.) yes
8.) no
9.) eh
10.) I am highly determined and reliable. Once I start something I keep going until it's not possible anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:07:03 2015 No.14226249 File: 86 KB, 480x360, goldie ramsee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14226227 THEN ALL THE MORE REASON TO NOT FUCK UP WHEN YOU COOK THEM, YOU CUNT. ARE YOU THE KIND OF SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD THAT DRIVES DISTRAUGHT PARENTS TO DRINKING?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:08:11 2015 No.14226251 >>14226249 Oh christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:08:15 2015 No.14226252 >>14226249 Goddammit anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:11:39 2015 No.14226259 >>14226249 That fucking picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:13:22 2015 No.14226262 >>14226249 I feel true fear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:13:55 2015 No.14226266 >>14226249 Take responsability for me almost choking on my meal, that image is the most genuinely horrifying thing we've had in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:15:49 2015 No.14226272 >MFW not sure if a metallic dragon saving a guy from committing sudoku is cliche enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:17:13 2015 No.14226274 >>14226272 Aaaand I just imagined a wyvern catching a guy on her back, instilling in him the wonder of being a dragoon, and giving his life purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:18:04 2015 No.14226276 >>14226272 >implying monster girls would care about suicidal men Nobody wants a broken toy moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:18:10 2015 No.14226277 >>14226272 I don't know what you're writing or envisioning, but I can guarantee you that you can't go wrong with adding in more cherry blossoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:20:24 2015 No.14226282 >be a Hernando Cortez >go to the new world >get raped by Aztec Amazons

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:21:11 2015 No.14226283

>>14226277
>>14226272
Yeah, more cherry blossoms, and don't forget the beach episode along with the summer festival

More seriously, starting a story with a guy about to kill himself sounds like an easy way to write yourself into a corner, you should reconsider it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:23:01 2015 No.14226286 >>14226283 >More seriously, starting a story with a guy about to kill himself sounds like an easy way to write yourself into a corner, you should reconsider it Penywise wrote one without issue though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:23:04 2015 No.14226287 >>14226276 Will-o-Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:24:47 2015 No.14226291 >>14226282 >Not being welcomed as the shiny metal god of the Subazons >Not building an army of many other tribes of monstergirls to conquer them Fucking new age nonhistorical blockbusters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:29:52 2015 No.14226302 >>14226249 anon thank you, I lost 20 pounds laughing so hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:31:13 2015 No.14226309 2nd to last. Remember we already have another thread up, Post there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:32:04 2015 No.14226311 >>14226249 >ramsey chan will never breastfeed you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:33:27 2015 No.14226315 >>14226286 I'll check it out, good luck with your story

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:33:27 2015 No.14226316 File: 221 KB, 570x654, 1440451258773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14226030 >Lamia girls are considered purgeworthy devils >Cu Siths get a pass I don't--What? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:35:11 2015 No.14226321 >>14226315 Whoopsie, I should've clarified that I'm a different dude.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:37:43 2015 No.14226323

>>14226283
>More seriously, starting a story with a guy about to kill himself sounds like an easy way to write yourself into a corner
There's plenty of ways to go go with such a set up. Does a will o wisp stalk him hoping he'll actually off himself and she can capture his soul or does he actually go through with it and get resurrected by a lich?

Actually a story about suicidal zombie anon and a lich could be kind of fun, he keeps looking for a way to permanently end it all while the lich keeps repairing him and finding his attempts confusing. Eventually he'd come to realise how much he likes his saviour but it'd be a silly journey.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:37:49 2015 No.14226324

>>14226316
It makes perfect sense. The order is against dicking monsters. Lamias are supremely dickable. Cu Siths... less so. The overall moral hazard of lamias is much greater. I mean, if the only monster girl you ever saw in person was a Cu Sith, would you want to go out and find a monster?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:42:56 2015 No.14226338

>>14226324
>The order is against dicking monsters. Lamias are supremely dickable. Cu Siths... less so.
Actually the order are religious nuts similar to oldschool Catholics so it makes sense that they're sexually repressed deviants who wouldn't settle for a sexy Lamia. Much like priests prefer young boys, the order would be totally okay with dicking animals as an outlet so Cu Sith is right up their alley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:43:16 2015 No.14226340 >>14226291 >Not fugging the princess of a rival Amazon tribe Bitches don't know about Latin lovers

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:44:40 2015 No.14226345

>>14221068
I guess this is an interesting way to see what kind of people visit here

1.) April 3, currently 20
2.) Completed high school, currently going to University to get a degree in accounting
3.) Indoors
3a.) Being rich as fuck and not needing to actually needing a job, otherwise I generally don't mind accounting
4.) working as an accountant
5.) still working
6.) Not really picky
7.) no
8.) no
9.) I don't mind at all
10.) I get a weird sense of satisfaction when I make a spreadsheet or report look nice. It's fun in a strange way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:46:25 2015 No.14226350 >>14223999 I'm your huckleberry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:47:02 2015 No.14226351 >>14226237 Didn't you say you were taking the week off because you were 'getting laid'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:48:24 2015 No.14226354 >>14226316 Cu-sith can be used as happy furniture, I'm sure that many a paladin has one as a chair so he can read while she informs all nearby of how great he was at capturing her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:48:37 2015 No.14226355 >>14226324 But they allow Apsaras and Houris.

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