Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:17:49 2015 No.14211465 [Reply] [Original]

Mosquitos... suck.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:19:07 2015 No.14211467 >>14211465 no u first for dragons a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:21:38 2015 No.14211477 File: 115 KB, 881x906, 1413540185208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for UNLEASHING THE KRAKEN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:26:01 2015 No.14211485 >>14211465 Third for pagan Elf sex rituals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:27:20 2015 No.14211490 File: 962 KB, 3508x2480, 1407012422890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211477 I think Krakens enjoy ships a little too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:28:12 2015 No.14211491 >>14211490 There is nothing wrong with models.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:28:21 2015 No.14211492 >>14211477 Unleashed in your butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:30:30 2015 No.14211494 >>14211492 Anon, please. Booty plundering is not okay, because it's a homosexual act.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:32:58 2015 No.14211501 File: 149 KB, 751x653, i-uh-no-itsnotwhatyouthink-ididntmeanto.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have a sexy staring contest between a lich and a mantis while plowing them until one of them moans out load and stare awkwardly

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:35:15 2015 No.14211509 >>14211501 I just want the Mantis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:36:41 2015 No.14211513 >>14211501 >>14211509 Then I'll take the Lich, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:41:14 2015 No.14211523 >>14211501 >>14211509 >>14211513 I want those speech bubbles Would be very useful for fucking with people and making awkward situations

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:43:05 2015 No.14211529 >>14211523 In that case, I'll take the bed Shut up, the bed is mine

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:43:16 2015 No.14211530 File: 1010 KB, 800x800, 1421221674167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter is coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:43:57 2015 No.14211531 >>14211529 Fuck you my mattress is uncomfortable I deserve it more than you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:44:08 2015 No.14211532 >>14211523 Deadpool pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:44:32 2015 No.14211536 >>14211529 >>14211531 I'm taking the pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:45:03 2015 No.14211538 >>14211531 Well then you should've claimed it, but it seems you're too damn late, chum It's my bed now. Get your own bed >>14211536 Bitch you can't just take the pillows!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:45:10 2015 No.14211540 >>14211501 That seems like the most unsexy situation possible with two hot monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:45:42 2015 No.14211542 >>14211530 She doesn't look too happy about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:46:27 2015 No.14211543 File: 622 KB, 700x1125, donteatyellowsnowcones.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211530 just a reminder for anyone passing a snowcone stand in the street >>14211536 The sheets are mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:46:37 2015 No.14211545 >>14211530 Ah yes, the best season approaches Especially since the second best season is slowly coming to an end

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:46:44 2015 No.14211546 >>14211538 Bitch boy I will sleep on that bed with you until you leave my claim And if you even think about Alping you are getting buckshot up your ass But i agree he can't take the pillows because they're mine

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:47:32 2015 No.14211549

would you guys opt to get pleasure rune tattoos?

how much of your body would you let them cover, a small patch, a large area, or hell, maybe even half your body or more?

I'd personally get a stripe or two down my inner thighs and one stripe down my chest for extra special cuddling/cuddlefucking

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:48:48 2015 No.14211553

>>14211546
Bullshit! You think I'm going to Alp because some nerfhearder is too lazy to buy himself a new bed
This is my bed, Anonymous. Accept it and sleep on the floor or you'll be getting a buckshot in your ass

>>14211543
And then this guy takes the sheet! What a bunch of scum

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:49:19 2015 No.14211555 >>14211549 I dunno, how strong are they? I don't handle strong sensations too well. I'm too wimpy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:49:43 2015 No.14211558 >>14211538 >>14211546 Bitch I'm taking those pillows!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:50:24 2015 No.14211561 >>14211558 Bitch you put those pillows down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:50:36 2015 No.14211563 >>14211553 So first you try to steal my fucking bed and now you're trying to steal my fucking shotgun ammo? I will sleep in this bed and cuddle the shit out of you until your lazy ass runs off and buys your own bed and I get a comfy Lich bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:51:14 2015 No.14211566 >>14211561 No! These are my pillows now! Along with that Mantis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:51:37 2015 No.14211570 >>14211558 I will put a pillow case on your head and ship you to Kraken Bay if you don't put those pillows down

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:52:38 2015 No.14211574 >>14211566 You can't have the pillows and the Mantis you greedy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:52:55 2015 No.14211576 >>14211549 I'd just go for one on my neck. >>14211555 You could get a tramp stamp alpy boya.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:53:38 2015 No.14211581

>>14211563
Listen here you ungrateful bitch. This is is my bed. My bed means my rules.
And the first rule is that only I sleep in my bed. Because it's MY bed. So beat it chum. I'm not abandoning MY bed.

>>14211566
You greedy slime. YHou can't just take the pillows AND the Mantis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:53:48 2015 No.14211582 >>14211530 Please Winter-chan, kill off these parasites and carve out this rot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:54:03 2015 No.14211583 >>14211576 >tramp stamp >alpy boya O-okay, I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:54:55 2015 No.14211591 >>14211574 Oh yeah I can, watch me. I'm taking that Mantis along with those pillows and I'm going home. >>14211581 Oh you bet I can take them, just watch me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:55:03 2015 No.14211592 >>14211563 >>14211581 I'm going to take the bedframe then, you guys still have the mattresses

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:55:03 2015 No.14211593 >>14211581 You keep using the word my as if you are in the first person narrative when you are actually in the third person narrative and you should be using "his" to describe "my" fucking bed bitch boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:55:05 2015 No.14211594 >>14211582 If you wanted proper winters, you'd have listened to Al Gore. But you didn't listen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:55:49 2015 No.14211596 File: 338 KB, 600x780, cb1677f3129492a4ea4def5a4ebaa65b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211530 Favorite costume season is fast approaching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:56:17 2015 No.14211598 >>14211591 BUCKSHOT Do you speak it? >>14211592 Fuck you the matress, pillows, sheets, and frame are all apart of the bed you get buckshot too everyone gets buckshot get the fuck off my bed only waifu is allowed

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:57:52 2015 No.14211605

>>14211592
Wha- You can't just take the bedframe!
Bunch of savages, the lot of you!

>>14211593
Listen here and listen closely. This is not your bed. This is my bed
I claimed this bed
I named this bed
It is MY bed.
So you'd better back off of my bed or things are going to get messy

>>14211598
YOUR bed? This is MY BED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:58:12 2015 No.14211607 >>14211598 You can't stop me anon, those pillows and that Mantis are all mine!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:58:21 2015 No.14211608 >>14211494 Too bad, it is only a matter of time before one of those many tentacles works its way into your bunghole. And then you will squeal like the alp you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:59:00 2015 No.14211611 >>14211596 Is that sack full of little Nyanon rape babies? >>14211608 Well it's not like I dislike it, it's just verbotten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:59:46 2015 No.14211613 >>14211605 I claimed the bed before your existence was even thought of motherfucker! THIS IS MY BED IT WAS MADE FOR ME >>14211607 You go away And leave the pillows

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:59:53 2015 No.14211614

>>14211594
>Proper winters
No, I want an ice age. Last winter started it, and I hope the trend continues.
It usually averages mid 20's in the winter, but last year we went over 2 months without the temperature reaching into double digit territory. I hope this winter is even colder, and it seems like it will be because we're already 5 degrees below average for this time of year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:59:55 2015 No.14211615 >>14211598 >>14211605 it's okay, you guys can still have sexytime with your waifus on the mattresses while I take home a new bedframe and sheets

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:00:57 2015 No.14211618 >>14211613 Fuck you! These are my pillows and that Mantis is my waifu! I'm not leaving either of them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:01:08 2015 No.14211620 >>14211611 No, it's a sack full of all that writing I'm not doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:01:18 2015 No.14211622 >>14211615 Motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:02:04 2015 No.14211624 >>14211620 You bastard. I wrote 3k words in one go last night, what the hell are you doing?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:02:09 2015 No.14211626

>>14211613
BULLSHIT! This bed was made for me!
The very microsecond this bed was manufactured it was created for the sole purpose of my being to lay upon it
MY BED. So get your filthy paws off of my bed you damn dirty Anonymous!

>>14211615
And then there's THIS bitch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:03:07 2015 No.14211631 File: 180 KB, 819x1152, d75cc489ae1cdc1d602c3cb4c78ef25f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons please, the Squirrels wouldn't want you to fight over beds.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:03:30 2015 No.14211634
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>>14211543
>Little yuki-onna daughteru doesn't understand why she doesn't get any customers at the shave-ice stand she setup in the middle of winter
>She doesn't get the concept that maybe people don't like cold things when it's cold
>"It's fine for me, daddy."

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:03:58 2015 No.14211635

>>14211626
HAH
You believe that the bed was even manufactured!?
Pitiful fool to say the bed had a creator is to deny the very fabric and being of the bed itself
The bed was around in the time before time and has always been since before then and now
The bed is eternal
The bed is beyond your comprehension
The bed is mine
So get the fuck off of it so I can go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:04:43 2015 No.14211638 >>14211631 >That doujin when she gets all horny over a "Strong Male" You're right. She wants you to fight over her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:05:07 2015 No.14211639 >>14211624 Mostly planning out what I want to do for this next part, since I want more than 'another day in the life of', but I don't want to go to Sammy entering school just yet. And getting dragged back into terraria.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:06:01 2015 No.14211642 >>14211638 No anon, she wants you to fight WITH her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:06:25 2015 No.14211644 >>14211631 but I'm not fighting over a bed! I'm high-tailing it before these other faggots realize I took the pillow cases while they were arguing about everything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:06:37 2015 No.14211646 >>14211639 >more than 'another day in the life of' Have you considered her obtaining a childhood friend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:07:02 2015 No.14211647 >>14211642 With her, over her, I'm pretty sure either way she'd be pleased as long as you put on a good showing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:07:30 2015 No.14211650 >>14211644 I see you motherfucker!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:08:40 2015 No.14211655 >>14211646 Well, suppose I can move that from the first day of school to keep that from being cramped. Thanks for the help random anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:08:45 2015 No.14211657 >>14211644 Those are my pillows!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:08:57 2015 No.14211658

>>14211635
You think I'm going to get off of this bed? Off of MY bed?
Oh no. Oh, you are incorrect, Anonymous. For i have made a psychic bond with this bed since before time itself! Before the big bang, before your feeble existence dirtied the fabric and space and time I and this bed were beings of pure harmony!
This bed is mine. This bed is me. Without me, this bed would not exist. So even if you were to try and remove me from the bed, you would be removing the bed as well.
Killing me kills the bed. Removing me removes the bed.
The bed is mine. Accept it

>>14211644
Hey Hey! HEY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:08:59 2015 No.14211659 >>14211635 Too late to claim the box spring? Cause the box spring is mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:09:20 2015 No.14211661 >>14211655 >random anon Sure. That's what I am. Just a mysterious stranger who disappears into the night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:10:29 2015 No.14211664 >>14211661 Not the Anon but I know who you are, mysterious stranger But I will keep your identity secret

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:11:25 2015 No.14211667 File: 22 KB, 878x476, literally worse than satan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211650 >>14211657 >>14211658 TOODLE-LOO, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAS

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:11:29 2015 No.14211668 Shut up, stop talking about beds you fucking alps.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:12:23 2015 No.14211670

>>14211658
I see that you are a walker of the Atherial Plane as well and have evenly matched my skill
However you have neglected one thing
I am you
Sure I am you from an alternate universe where you never liked cheese but I am you in every regard nonetheless
Therefore your bond with the bed is my bond as well
And as your copy and you as mine with the same goals, I shall be victorious in the bed wars

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:13:49 2015 No.14211672 >>14211664 You can't prove anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:13:57 2015 No.14211673 >>14211668 you're an alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:15:25 2015 No.14211676 >tfw getting my annual Pokemon addiction >tfw no new main game like the last few years >tfw it's killing my desire to write send help

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:16:05 2015 No.14211678

>>14211670
Fool. For if you are me, then that means that you share my weaknesses as well
Yes, you may be from an alternate reality, BUT, certain things carry on through the fabrics of space and time that you and I share
Plus, you fool, you have shared a weakness in which you have that I do not. Yes! You have given yourself a handicap!
Fool! To think that you think that you can win the bed wars shows your inexperience! we may be one and the same but it is now as bright as a supernova that I am your better!
FOOL! You have doomed yourself by your own titanic blunder! For now I have the upper hand!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:16:50 2015 No.14211679 File: 270 KB, 1920x1080, 1444634210362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211465

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:17:33 2015 No.14211681 >>14211672 Oh I could, but why should I? I respect your choice of staying mysterious. But know this: I see through your facade

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:18:16 2015 No.14211682 File: 152 KB, 1200x803, kurt-russell-is-the-thing-1982-bad-ass-vintage-menswear-winter-edition-the-eye-of-faith-vi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211668 >>14211673 Looks like we're going to have to find out which one of us is the alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:19:04 2015 No.14211683 >>14211681 Did you at least read the update last night?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:20:05 2015 No.14211684

>>14211678
Aye but you are not aware I know your weaknesses as well
For while you were giving into our desire to give victory speech i was repressing my desire and putting on my trump move
For while you spoke I linked our souls together as one
Now if either of us are victorious, we are both defeated
One cannot live while the other dies
For if we do the bed will always remain empty
Why did I do this?
For one simple reason
I love you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:20:17 2015 No.14211685 >>14211683 If it makes you feel any better I'm reading through it now Careful now. You're showing your cards. can't be mysterious when you're showing your hand

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:20:49 2015 No.14211687 >>14211682 How?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:21:32 2015 No.14211691 File: 66 KB, 640x480, 1431455829912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211685 Fine, let's leave something covered up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:22:24 2015 No.14211692 >>14211684 Wow what a fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:23:10 2015 No.14211695 File: 51 KB, 650x458, 1444563787107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I certainly hope the villagers like this sunny day I made for them..." >"..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:24:14 2015 No.14211696 >>14211695 As a vagabond and a scoundrel, I appreciate it not raining. I wonder if the Ryu would accept me as a servant to the shrine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:25:09 2015 No.14211700 >>14211692 Yeah I'm totally a fag You should leave this bed and never come back because I'm so gay

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:25:43 2015 No.14211702

>>14211684
What is this? What is this nth tier magic of the cosmos?
You fool. To sacrifice yourself to defeat your enemy in a last ditch effort, thus causing both parties to simultaneously lose.
Impossible. To toss your life away so recklessly
You fool. You blasphemous fool. If you are truly me then you know that to do that is not the way to go out.
No. No blood needs to be shed. We will come to a peaceful resolution.
We will share the bed. If you are me then you will agree to these terms

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:26:33 2015 No.14211703 >>14211695 Fuck you California needs rain you jerk

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:26:45 2015 No.14211705 >>14211679 Mosquito Girl was great. Shame Blizzard isn't a monster girl though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:27:00 2015 No.14211706 >>14211696 I'm sure she wouldn't mind the company. Maybe you can tidy up her shrine a bit, she'd like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:28:09 2015 No.14211709 >>14211549 this makes me wonder, what happens if an MG gets a pleasure rune tattoo'd on her labia all the way up to her womb, or even on her anus and buttocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:29:09 2015 No.14211711 >>14211709 Madness.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:29:42 2015 No.14211713

>>14211702
FOOL
I have never actually been you alter self
I am actually something much sinister
I am
DATING DAVY Monster Girl Citie's number one matchmaker acting as a proxy for a lonely succubus girl! While I may have been typing to you the words written down were all hers and by agreeing to share the bed you have accepted to marry this beautiful young lady! Enjoy your new wife and audience give a hand for our lucky contestant! clap* clap* clap*

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:31:40 2015 No.14211714 >>14211713 Clap, clap, clap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:32:46 2015 No.14211715 >>14211709 >pleasure rune on her anus Does this make rimjobs heavenly for her? And anal even better? sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:33:01 2015 No.14211716 >>14211713 Devious!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:33:14 2015 No.14211717

>>14211695
>>14211703
>An angry-looking man stomps his way up the shrine stairs.
>"Oh! A visitor! Welcome! Have you come on a pilgrimage?"
>"No! I came here to tell you to stop making it so fucking sunny, you worthless skank! It's so goddamn hot! Who the fuck do you think you are? Controlling the weather like that!"
>"S-Sorry... I thought people would like a nice sunny day with winter on the horizon..."
>"WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG YOU STUPID WHORE!"
>He storms off back down.
>The Ryu looks at the ground, in silence.
>It starts to rain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:34:14 2015 No.14211718 >>14211717 I-I didn't mean it like that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:34:27 2015 No.14211719 >>14211717 Why must you fill my heart with sorrow?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:34:43 2015 No.14211720

>>14211713
I have been outplayed by a matchmaker and a dastardly devious Suucubi
And yet I cannot stop smiling. Is this the magic of winning something? Or is this the happiness of companionship?
Nevertheless, I will not refuse this Succubi's affection. Better yet, I will return it full-heartedly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:36:16 2015 No.14211723 >>14211720 This is a man's romance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:37:56 2015 No.14211727 >>14211717 Wow. That man needs to get laid. Preferably by that Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:40:19 2015 No.14211730 >>14211717 Oh, so this is how you turn a Ryu into a vengeful mayadere weather goddess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:45:31 2015 No.14211732 >>14211687 Twist: there were never any humans in the thread to begin with. Just alps and alps that didn't know they were alps yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:46:42 2015 No.14211733 >>14211732 A film directed by M Night Shamalamdama

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:46:49 2015 No.14211734 >>14211732 Night of the Schlicking Alps

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:52:42 2015 No.14211736
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>>14211732
The 80s version of The Thing was great the way it was but this is how I wanted the recent remake/prequel/whatever it was to end.

Any one of us could be alps, and you can't ask to see if someone has a dick or not because that would be gay and then you would alp. The only way to preserve quarantine is to burn down the thread with no survivors!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:54:01 2015 No.14211738 >>14211736 There is a way to be sure. You get into an argument and then roshambo it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:57:47 2015 No.14211744 >>14211736 God that prequel/remake was really not great

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:58:51 2015 No.14211745 >>14211744 How bad was it? Was it Evil Dead remake bad or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:01:47 2015 No.14211747 >>14211738 B-but muh cleansing fire. >>14211744 >>14211745 All the paranoia and decent writing was replaced with special effects. Granted some of the monster stuff was neat, the movie was lacking in most other respects.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:02:23 2015 No.14211748

>>14211745
Well I haven't seen the Evil Dead remake yet but the CG is really bad for some reason, the MC isn't that great, everyone's kind of an idiot, SPOILER: It gets really sci fi when they get into the ship to the point that you're not even sure it's a The Thing movie
Plus side: ending during the credits was good because it sets of the 80's film

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:04:13 2015 No.14211750 >>14211748 I'm going to be honest, if someone's remake of a movie has a more prominent female main character I'm going to assume that movie will suck ass. I've so far been right most of the time so I'm not going to stop thinking like that.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:05:48 2015 No.14211752

>>14211715
>Does this make rimjobs heavenly for her?
>And anal even better?
With how sensitive monster girls are, with those things one would probably be having chain orgasms just from a rimjobs and a thorough reaming would redefine "fucked silly" leaving the poor girl drooling and incapacitated for minutes while she recovers from the sensory overload.

Both of which I'd be more than alright with.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:06:39 2015 No.14211754

>>14211750
The thing about the prequel/remake is that it's entirely made to set up the beginning of the first film
You just have to wad through an hour and then some of nonesense and bad characters except for a select few to get to the "uncontrollable giggling because you see something familiar" moments
and even then, there's a plot hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:09:33 2015 No.14211759 >>14211754 God damn remakes should be banned after that fucking Evil Dead remake. Fucking out of the two movies they had to pick the first fucking movie and make it the edgiest thing on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:10:23 2015 No.14211761 File: 152 KB, 764x1000, 1409647256725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Evildoers beware! Uh-oh! That CC boss of yours apparently moonlights as a crime fighter! What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:11:16 2015 No.14211762 >>14211752 probably leaving her asshole gaped wide open and asking for something nice and meaty to plug it up, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:11:44 2015 No.14211764 >>14211761 Blackmail her for a nice raise after all of my hard work, obviously. Maybe a date or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:12:43 2015 No.14211765 >>14211764 You would blackmail an ally of justice? Punishment awaits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:13:09 2015 No.14211767 >>14211762 Naturally, but then again, when does a monster girl not want her holes plugged up with something nice and meaty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:13:59 2015 No.14211768 >>14211765 But anon, she steals liquor while fighting fake enemies! She's no hero at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:15:05 2015 No.14211769 >>14211768 So you've seen through it. You understand that you can't be allowed to leave her Lovenasium to tell the tale, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:16:51 2015 No.14211774 >>14211769 Lovenasium?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:16:56 2015 No.14211775 >>14211761 Depends on what kind of MG it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:17:15 2015 No.14211778 >>14211765 >Not having an evil waifu >Not blackmailing her rival, the hero >Not stockholming the hero into your second wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:18:17 2015 No.14211779 >>14211761 Do nothing. Alternatively, suggest that some steady monetary contributions could help me make sure I don't accidentally reveal her secret.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:18:17 2015 No.14211780 >>14211774 Yes. Her Lovenasium.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:19:04 2015 No.14211782

>>14211767
in this case insertion would probably make her ahegao and any sort of sex would just start making her cum uncontrollably.

and let's not forget the ones on her asscheeks, those are ready to be grabbed and fondled like you would her breasts, after all they're probably about as sensitive now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:19:46 2015 No.14211783 >>14211780 What's a Lovenasium? What's it like in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:21:12 2015 No.14211785 >>14211783 >What's a Lovenasium? A bedroom. >What's it like in there? Pink, frilly and sensual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:23:34 2015 No.14211787 File: 309 KB, 800x1132, 1444638214806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211596 it's my fav too Gonna go to bed, but I'm hoping to work on these two a little more tomorrow night. As always crits are more than welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:24:30 2015 No.14211788 >>14211785 So she's just taking me back to her house? Alright, but it's going to be hard to do work while stuck in a house. Why does an Oni have a pink, frilly bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:24:31 2015 No.14211789 >>14211787 The one on the right looks pretty confident in herself, but the one on the left is kinda dopey. Is she supposed to be shy or high?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:26:34 2015 No.14211792 >>14211788 Because she's a pervert and a lech. What other reason could there ever be?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:27:21 2015 No.14211793

>>14211782
Yepp. Maybe applying some lubricant and spreading it during some hotdogging for extra stimulation before penetration. Giving more opportunities to get as much mileage out of the pleasure runes on the cheeks as possible.
That would be quite the sight. Having a monster girl begging for a break between animalistic moans of pleasure by the time you get to actually putting it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:28:26 2015 No.14211795 >>14211789 I was going for a little dopey, mostly sleepy, but I think I see what you mean. I'll tackle it with fresh eyes tomorrow night. Thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:29:17 2015 No.14211799 >>14211792 Maybe she's actually just a girly girl putting up an act to look strong? I bet that liquor is actually non-alcoholic too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:30:27 2015 No.14211800 >>14211799 SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN YOU'RE A VIRGIN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:31:36 2015 No.14211801 >>14211800 What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:32:02 2015 No.14211803 >>14211793 why not just put yourself in and massage her cheeks while you gently thrust, and hell, while you're at it, why not spike the lube with some oomukade venom to make the insides as sensitive as the outside?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:32:29 2015 No.14211806 >>14211801 Beverage with no alcohol = virgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:33:01 2015 No.14211808 >>14211800 What's beyond Freudian slip, because we're getting into that territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:33:30 2015 No.14211810 >>14211806 Oh, well maybe she is a virgin. You never know.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:41:16 2015 No.14211818

>>14211803
Also an option, as long as the nice, pliable cheeks get the attention they deserve.

>lube with some oomukade venom to make the insides as sensitive as the outside
Well you could, as long as you don't mind risking her going limp with eyes rolled back into her head when you blow a load in her oversensitive bowels. I mean, we're talking about a huge increase in sensitivity with both the runes and the venom-laden lube.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:46:57 2015 No.14211822

>>14211818
But that's fine, she's enjoying it anyway, that's when you hit yourself with a bit of manticore venom to keep yourself pumping, and make sure her belly gets a nice heaping helping of your thick steamy cum, and she can feel every spurt of it as it fills her up a little more every load.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:53:26 2015 No.14211834 has anyone got the links to two lilim greentexts? the one where a lilim gets rejected and another where one was tired of losing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:10:00 2015 No.14211854 Consider the following: A guy like Ginko wanders the world and helps people with their Monster Girl related problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:12:58 2015 No.14211857 >>14211854 most problems are that they cant get a man so either he plays matchmake ore he becomes a manwhore

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:14:22 2015 No.14211858 >>14211857 He plays matchmaker, obviously. Or sells them potions. Stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:36:23 2015 No.14211870 ded thred

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:38:05 2015 No.14211874 File: 121 KB, 850x850, 1397415243216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211870 Undead thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:40:10 2015 No.14211877 >>14211874 for now

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:56:49 2015 No.14211895 this has to be the deadest mondays since i started coming here, and its no even the uk dead hours yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:57:36 2015 No.14211896 >>14211895 What do you want? Do you want a Wurm, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:59:33 2015 No.14211899 >>14211896 actually I do Wurm may be 3rd best dragon, but im not picky

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:00:17 2015 No.14211901 File: 39 KB, 662x607, A-Wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211899 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:00:53 2015 No.14211903 >>14211901 Damn you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:01:32 2015 No.14211906 >>14211895 Seems normal for uk dead hours, maybe 30 minutes early but nothing that unusual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:02:04 2015 No.14211907 >>14211895 >uk dead hours hello beast

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:03:05 2015 No.14211911 >>14211907 ...okay

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:06:08 2015 No.14211920 >>14211903 Is there a problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:06:20 2015 No.14211922 >>14211911 you know what you need beast? a symbol alp has his drawings, bob has laska, .less has that angel. you should get something commissioned, like a metal salamander or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:07:31 2015 No.14211925 >>14211922 Wait, those doodles are Alp's symbol? I thought it was the shopped picture of Chico from Peace Walker with KC's Alp's head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:08:21 2015 No.14211926 >>14211920 no, I just haven't noticed him here for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:09:48 2015 No.14211927 >>14211926 What? Noticed who? Alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:11:34 2015 No.14211930 >>14211922 To hell with that, I learned my lesson with orange that boredom and shit posting can fuck one over. and even if I wanted. but a metal salamander does sound cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:13:20 2015 No.14211932 >>14211927 no, beast people mentioned him but he himself hasn't shown up lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:15:11 2015 No.14211934 >>14211920 not the wurm i wanted

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:16:54 2015 No.14211937 >>14211932 What does Beast have to do with the A-Wurm? >>14211934 You asked for it. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:18:20 2015 No.14211939 >>14211937 I think he made a mistake but your right, i did ask for it so under protest, ill accept it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:19:03 2015 No.14211940 >>14211939 Having a literate Wurm can lead to all kinds of fun you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:19:40 2015 No.14211942 >>14211930 >metal salamander does sound cool reminds me of that guy who had the idea of a dragon golem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:20:41 2015 No.14211945 >>14211874 MiB is not for lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:20:42 2015 No.14211946 >>14211942 >dragon golem how does that even work

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:23:46 2015 No.14211950 >>14211945 im sure there is a foot fetish dojin of her somewhere or im just crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:25:10 2015 No.14211953 >>14211899 >3rd best dragon so who is second and 1st?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:26:51 2015 No.14211956 >>14211953 Ryu and regular, in that order

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:29:31 2015 No.14211960 >>14211946 simple thing of a brown version of MGE's dragon, then add some "stone" parts to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:33:31 2015 No.14211964 >>14211960 now I want a story of a mad scientist that bakes dragon golems and metal salamanders

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:35:32 2015 No.14211967 >>14211964 what you need sir is the creation trio! a scientist, a mage and a alchemist. no necromancy, sorry lich

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:36:25 2015 No.14211970 >>14211967 Liches are not exclusively necromancers. Liches study every field of magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:39:21 2015 No.14211972 >>14211970 I know, its just there is no forth slot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:40:29 2015 No.14211974 >>14211972 Magitek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:42:25 2015 No.14211979 >>14211974 creation foursome it is!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:52:13 2015 No.14211991 >>14211960 shit like this is why I need commission money

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:07:38 2015 No.14212013

>>14211991
I feel for you. I've got a notepad file with a bunch of different commission ideas, it's just a matter of finding the right artist for each one and waiting until money's available.

It's mostly my fault for blowing money on figures and vita games I never play.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:13:13 2015 No.14212020 >>14212013 god help you if one of those games is muramasa rebirth

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:15:21 2015 No.14212024 >>14212020 That's one of the few I actually got around to playing, Vanillaware games are too good to ignore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:18:57 2015 No.14212027 >>14212024 damn strait i own the wii version, one of the best 3rd party games despite the shoddy transation

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:25:46 2015 No.14212034 >>14211465 Anyone else think OPM is really overrated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:26:37 2015 No.14212037 >>14211970 Love magic Lich who dreams of finding real love for herself when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:27:46 2015 No.14212039 >>14212034 Yes. I don't even like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:28:52 2015 No.14212041 >>14212034 Yes. It's not bad exactly but it's just a comedy with decent animation/manga art, not the second coming of Christ like some would have you believe. Japan don't seem to like it too much either, preorders are looking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:30:18 2015 No.14212044 >>14212034 I think it translated poorly from manga to anime. Manga is such a fast medium to consume that you basically skip the fights, so always knowing Saitama will just punch the guy doesn't ruin it. The anime also fucks up the comedy, imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:31:02 2015 No.14212046 >>14212041 >decent manga art Explain ONEfags then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:33:41 2015 No.14212052 >>14212034 No one with taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:34:12 2015 No.14212054 Goddammit why does everything i like get run into the ground? now its happening to one punch man. everything thats left that i like is the odd shit few care about

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:36:17 2015 No.14212056 >>14212046 I wish I could. I'd put it down to being ironic and shitposting but people outside imageboards read the ONE stuff too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:36:52 2015 No.14212057 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212054 Why do you care what other people think about the things you like? Incidentally, how do people feel about the new Wurmdam show?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:41:10 2015 No.14212061 >>14212057 I care beacuse I like to talk about what i like and not get swamped by people calling it overrated. which is what happen to TTGL, gundam 00, attack on titan and hellsing among others hell, I fear the day drifters gets a anime

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:42:34 2015 No.14212066 File: 64 KB, 1280x720, 1443931315086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212057 Not watching it, I have a violent allergic reaction to Mari Okada. This season's all about the fluffy ears anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:43:23 2015 No.14212070 >>14212061 I like all the things you mentioned, friend-o.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:43:55 2015 No.14212071

>>14212061
>someone called what I liked overrated! Now I can't talk about it!
Just either filter the word, or ignore it. Jesus fuck.
I literally had a faggot stalk me and save both my Youtube icon and a post I made on PS4 gen cause I called out SCEA not putting a Disgeae 5 launch trailer up on their Youtube page.
I didn't go 'WAAAAH YOUR BEING MEAN' I ignored that shit. Grow a fucking pair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:47:57 2015 No.14212079 >>14212071 its not "some one" its a variety of people shit gets ruined because the popularity hits mach speed. then some faggots hype it to oblivion I have no need for the same conversation a billion fucking times.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:51:02 2015 No.14212084

>>14212070
same, and I dont think hellsing is overrated, and TTGL is often called a poormans gunbuster/gaogaigar

>>14212079
calm your tits anon, its the internet, you have your opinion, they have theirs, don't get angry that they decided to share after you did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:53:38 2015 No.14212087 >>14212084 I guess your right. lets change the subject.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:57:17 2015 No.14212090 >>14212087 >wants to change subject with giving a new one If you dont have one I will how would you use monster girls to improve you favourite anime/game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:58:03 2015 No.14212091 >>14212090 But anon, Witcher already has them in it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:04:12 2015 No.14212098 >>14212091 So?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:04:47 2015 No.14212100 >>14212098 Well they can't improve it since they're already in it is what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:05:31 2015 No.14212101 >>14212084 >TTGL is often called a poormans gunbuster/gaogaigar considering that I never watched any of those, how are they similar?

ThunderBrother Mon Oct 12 08:07:33 2015 No.14212106

Not sure if anyone is here to read this, but whatever. Sorry for blog.

No chapter of Falling Leaves for a couple months. A family member passed away shortly after I posted the most recent one, and things are tuff. Haven't had the urge to write tanukibutt since. I might write a chapter preview before the end of the month, though.

I've started world-building for the novel I'll be writing for National Novel Writing Month, which will take over my entire November (along with Fallout 4 and Bloodborne DLC). It's a fantasy thing based on the Apprentice and the Oasis short I wrote a while back. It has a golem and wizards, so it should be fun. Won't be posting much of it here, if at all, because I might want to get it >published.

tl;dr: Someone died. TB cried. No FL chapter 'til December.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:08:43 2015 No.14212108 >>14212101 I dont know about gunbuster but willpower fuled mechs" is pretty much there same in TTGL/GGG/Getter robo the energy is green and dangerous, people yell, and shit gets blown up

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:09:28 2015 No.14212109 File: 120 KB, 780x768, 1411545867996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212106 Okay. I'd offer my condolences but I'm a random internet person and it wouldn't mean anything, so here's some brownies instead. Good luck with the novel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:09:50 2015 No.14212110 >>14212106 condolences

>>	ThunderBrother Mon Oct 12 08:16:15 2015 No.14212118 >>14212109 >Good luck with the novel >>14212110 Thanks And sorry for kind of halting conversation. Hellsing Ultimate was the funnest. Needed more Seras and Rip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:18:14 2015 No.14212119 >>14212118 Rip was a cutie, but I preferred Zorin for her sweet body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:23:20 2015 No.14212125 >>14212118 don't worry about it. im sure he's seen reason. as for hellsing, we needed more of that werewolf guy and that katana chick that walter killed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:25:26 2015 No.14212129 >>14212125 Yuki was the name of the katana chick. I remember because of the abridged series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:26:11 2015 No.14212130 >>14212057 I like it because I like old 3rd War Battletech, and it has the same flavor currently. We'll see how long it takes before it turns into godmode beamspam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:26:40 2015 No.14212132 >>14211530 Sweater and hot cocoa season soon Yetis in sweaters

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:27:30 2015 No.14212134 >>14212132 >Yetis in sweaters Inconceivable!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:28:01 2015 No.14212136

>Be living on Monster girl farm.
>Morning comes
>Dog girl climbs onto bed and licks you awake.
>Get up, shower, eat
>Go outside and go into the harpy coop and get some eggs, fingering ones who have eggs stuck in there.
>Let the Sheep and Goat girls out to graze
>Head to to P'Orc pen, give P'Orc girl some left overs and then take her for a small walk to see if she can sniff out some truffles, ramming her in the butt anytime she gets lazy
>Head over to the Barn to clean the Centaurs and milk the Hols, fondling them if they're not producing as much as usual
>Go with Dog girl to heard the sheep and goat girls back in.
>Head back home
>Eat Lunch
>Now fuck all of them for the sake of procreation.
>Eat Dinner
>Sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:28:08 2015 No.14212137 >>14212130 yeah 00 suffered with that and to say nothing of seed's "yo dawg i heard you like lazers..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:29:10 2015 No.14212141 >>14212136 harvest moon eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:31:08 2015 No.14212142 >>14212136 Don't fuck monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:31:13 2015 No.14212143 >>14212057 havent watched it yet, or that g recon watever how as that one by the way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:32:00 2015 No.14212145 >>14212136 After wandering the land as a hero i shall build a farm in some chief god forsaken land and live my life quietly. >>14212141 God tier game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:32:13 2015 No.14212146 >>14212143 Dunno, haven't watched that one either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:33:36 2015 No.14212149 >>14212134 I think the only sweater Yeti is that paw job one, sadly

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:40:26 2015 No.14212153 File: 61 KB, 882x364, 1429812586982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Having a NEET gazer onee-san is tough work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:41:18 2015 No.14212154 >>14212143 It's like the bullshit that takes place between Victory and Turn A. I dropped it around episode 22. Just couldn't be arsed. Does remind me I need to finish Victory one of these days.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:44:05 2015 No.14212159

>>14212143
Japan loved it, I thought it was the worst Gundam I had ever seen.
Then again, I've always checked out new Gundams hoping for them to be good and I've hated almost all of them. Two episodes into Iron Blooded Orphans and it's the best Gundam I've ever seen and is my AOTS.
>No emo bullshit
>Naive princess gets told to shut the fuck up and get out of the way every time she says something stupid instead of people listening to her prattle on about dumb shit forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:44:11 2015 No.14212160 >>14212153 It's the dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:24 2015 No.14212166 >>14212159 your serious? >no emo crap that ruined heero and setsuna? >princesses are ignored in stead of "cute girl in absurd position of power has a point"? fucking hell i need to check this shit out

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:49:40 2015 No.14212169 >>14212166 to be fair setsuna's whining was mostly internal. copared to most secondary uc characters and the whole dam cast of seed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:51:50 2015 No.14212171 >>14212136 >porc girls in a farm >the b-day comes >the managers are happy for some reason >they are happy too >they'll never know b-day stands for bacon day

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:54:18 2015 No.14212174 >>14212171 Literally haram.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:55:26 2015 No.14212175

>>14212166
Her father sells her out to the Earth military, who want her dead because she's advocating Mars break away and become independent. She figures this out pretty quickly and gets all depressed for about 30 seconds and blubbers about people dying for her. Mika tells her to stop being so disrespectful because no one died for her, they died for themselves. She shits her pants and gets wet at the same time.
With the shit she's advocating, and the boys on the eve of a coup, it seems like she might go full warlord.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:57:04 2015 No.14212176 File: 109 KB, 638x1000, 1444654624060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to lick her everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:58:28 2015 No.14212178 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x720, campe a cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211465 Superior bug girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:58:40 2015 No.14212179 >>14212175 okay, i've got a show to watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:00:36 2015 No.14212184 >>14212176 I want her to sit on my face after her workout!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:02:04 2015 No.14212187
File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, troll perfect.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Wake up at sunrise
>Quick breakfast
>Work 12 hours in the freezing cold, harvesting lumber
>Two five-minute breaks, one fifteen-minute lunch break
>Trudge home in absolute shambles after the same ordeal you face every single day. Your clothes are frosted over and your nose is running. Your legs ache and your arms feel like rubber.
>BUT you get to come home to a huge, boiling pot of mutton-vegetable stew
>And a hot, steamy bath
>And a warm, clean bed with your troll waifu

Worth it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:03:09 2015 No.14212189 >>14212153 I want a gazer onee-san so bad. Or a quiet, over protective Jinko onee-san to be a daki for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:04:17 2015 No.14212192 File: 66 KB, 1234x294, hellhound love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are THEY corrupting US? Or are WE purifying THEM? Think about it.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:05:37 2015 No.14212195
File: 245 KB, 1346x2003, SaHa_Shall_We_Fight_20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Your werewolf/hellhound/kitsune/cat girl waifu says that the only way to be truly married is to bite the nape of her neck during sex, hard enough to leave a mark.

Well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:05:45 2015 No.14212196 >>14212187 Screw that life, I'll just fuck my troll waifu enough so that we both feed on each other's energy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:06:23 2015 No.14212198 >>14212195 This again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:06:50 2015 No.14212199 >>14212187 It's never worth living in a place that's always that cold on a day with twelve hours of sunshine. Give me the tropics instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:07:26 2015 No.14212200 File: 28 KB, 615x409, image-15-for-the-ticket-18-03-2011-gallery-806055163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212176 "mans gonna lick you everywhere, and I mean, Everywhere!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:08:04 2015 No.14212201 >>14212187 I'd probably be dead after a single day. Fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:08:26 2015 No.14212202 >>14212199 >Not considering the pure pleasure that comes from working in the frigid cold and returning to a place of warmth and comfort To know pleasure you must sometimes deny pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:09:06 2015 No.14212203 >>14212202 That's not pleasure, that's walking pneumonia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:09:53 2015 No.14212204 >>14212200 no one wants to have ketchup liked off them, tyrone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:12:43 2015 No.14212211 >>14212202 I bet you're into being cucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:13:24 2015 No.14212212 >>14212200 a better quote would have been "mans tongue is ready baby!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:14:29 2015 No.14212214 >>14212204 god that scene was worring

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:16:50 2015 No.14212218 >>14212200 nobody answered my question the last time this guy came up what is "jakanory time"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:19:07 2015 No.14212223 >>14212218 south london slang for mugging

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:23:10 2015 No.14212226

>waking up from sleep
>sees your cute cait sith wife still curled up and sleeping next to you
>patting her in the head
>lifts her up and hugs her as she cutely yawns waking up
>washing her soft silky sheen as you bathe together
>she lets you wash her loli mountains and butt
>preparing breakfast with her
>she wears nothing but an apron
>pounding her ass as she cooks

Why are you not marrying a cait sith yet, anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:25:36 2015 No.14212233 >>14212226 >cait sith into the trash it goes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:26:14 2015 No.14212236 >>14212226 Because my Alf is always hungry.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:27:30 2015 No.14212237

>>14212176
>Crazy massive ears
>Two levels of ear fluff
>Long, blond hair
>Alluring green eyes
>Nipples visible through sports bra
>FOX IN SPATS
>Crease of spats passing directly between puffy vulva

The character limit is too small to let me describe what I'd do to that fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:28:06 2015 No.14212241 >>14212226 I would if I could, I'd marry any kind of monster in the encyclopaedia if given the chance. I find Cait Sith to be a perfectly acceptable furry along with Polt but I don't post either here for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:29:03 2015 No.14212243 >>14212200 I dont think there is a monster that would go for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:30:27 2015 No.14212246 File: 131 KB, 328x446, Mandragora_root_sucking_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212243 really he has a thing for licking

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:31:59 2015 No.14212247 >>14212136 >Now fuck all of them for the sake of procreation. Seriously, did not expect sex in this. Even if it's about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:32:01 2015 No.14212248 File: 263 KB, 561x1000, Akaname_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212246 licking eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:33:04 2015 No.14212253 >>14212246 Footfags are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:34:58 2015 No.14212256 >>14212246 yeah Tyrone would go for that I think

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:38:47 2015 No.14212262 >>14212248 +1 to the number of girl i forgot exists

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:39:56 2015 No.14212263 >>14212226 >>>/b/ >>>/y/iff

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:40:02 2015 No.14212264 >>14212241 >Marry bicorn Now you can marry everyone! Except unicorn. 'Coz they'll turn into bicorns. But you can fuck her first before you meet the bicorn. Or just turn her into a bicorn, it's easier that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:42:28 2015 No.14212268 >>14212226 Best greentext in probably a week yet.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:45:27 2015 No.14212272

>>14212264
This is the perfect solution, only problem is the mansion needed for all of them would permanently stink of sex.

Think about it, 177 girls and counting. That's just too many for a man to fuck in a day even as an incubus, the rooms would be full of monster girls writhing in lust.
Some masturbating, others using dakis and others desperately grinding against each other while moaning their husband's name.

I feel bad for the Kiki who has to clean that place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:47:53 2015 No.14212278 What happens if you merge the snake pit and the tentacle pit? It's quite expensive to maintain more than one pit, you see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:52:58 2015 No.14212286 >tfw no molegirl to dig up and love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ7Xl_Z7iTA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:53:49 2015 No.14212290 >>14212248 Rather date Mucus Frog Least she also comes with them thighs and exotic skin tone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:55:11 2015 No.14212293 >>14212272 >I feel bad for the Kiki who has to clean that place. Don't worry. The Nureonago and Shoggoth will help her out. And some other monster girls that tends to do house chores. On another note. A 5 MG harem should be enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:57:16 2015 No.14212297 >>14212272 >that kiki doesn't ever get sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:58:19 2015 No.14212299 Thinking of continuing that succubus daughteru loladopted incest story. Would anyone be interested?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:58:52 2015 No.14212300 File: 69 KB, 640x480, Bored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212272

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:01:16 2015 No.14212304 >>14212299 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:01:40 2015 No.14212309 >>14212300 >Image My thoughts exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:03:16 2015 No.14212310 >>14212304 Would you rather continue the vacation or move on to once the daughteru is in college?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:05:59 2015 No.14212315 >>14212300 Me IRL. Except the girls are still digital.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:06:47 2015 No.14212318 >>14212278 Combine all dangerous pits into one and send it to the Siberian gulag, put it next to the soft, fluffy pit there

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:06:56 2015 No.14212319 I want to Alp into a Cait Sith!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:07:56 2015 No.14212322 >>14212310 Personally, I'd like to see a little bit more vacation stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:08:55 2015 No.14212325 >>14212297 At least until she goes on strike and demands she gets some. I'm sure she'd get grabbed and forced to pretend to be her master by a frustrated Minotaurus once in a while though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:10:34 2015 No.14212328 File: 58 KB, 608x434, nCD1eIO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to spread rumours about a guy to distract the more eager girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:16:01 2015 No.14212332 I want to spank a Kobold and call her a bad girl!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:19:44 2015 No.14212339

>>14212332
>Spanking a kobold
>She's loving it, yelping every time you smack her plump butt
>Her tail's wagging, her tongue's out, and she's shaking her hips like she's in heat
>Tell her that she's a bad girl, and she loves it
>Her whole body tenses
>Her ears and tail droop
>She looks at you like her heart's about to break, tears welling in her eyes
>"B-but what did I do? I didn't do anything, did I?"

Now you've gone and done it. How are you going to take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:23:25 2015 No.14212345 >>14212339 I'm gonna show her her juices and make her lick them off my fingers for being so naughty! Then I'm gonna kiss her on the mouth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:31:05 2015 No.14212366 >>14212345 I think this is giving her mixed messages. Are you punishing her by calling her naughty, or rewarding her?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:31:28 2015 No.14212367

>>14212339
That's the problem. You didn't do anything since you got here but lay around and eat my food. You haven't built me a fortress of deadly traps you scaly cunt. Now quit acting like KC dog and get your reptilian butt to work.

Fucking day laborer kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:34:45 2015 No.14212371 >>14212366 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:39:29 2015 No.14212378 >>14212345 S-so l-lewd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:40:10 2015 No.14212379 Judging by Pixiv I'd say Vamp mosquito is the most popular new girl in Japan since Mucus Toad. I wish Jiangshi was popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:42:39 2015 No.14212384 >>14212379 Any of her with a fat red tummy!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:43:01 2015 No.14212385 >>14212248 >>14212290 > tfw no one cares about Karakasa-Obake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:44:28 2015 No.14212387 >>14212339 Get her pregnant then take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:56:25 2015 No.14212410 >>14212387 There are people right now who don't want to impregnate Dog girls to see their big litter filled tummy. What a sad world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:57:56 2015 No.14212413 >>14212345 Best solution right there.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:58:18 2015 No.14212416

>Be drunk with 3 friends
>Having fun at night in the woods, hunting wild boars
>Friend N°1 is an overweight farm boy
>Friend N°2 is a shy guy, studying to become a doctor
>Friend N°3 is an eccentric paladin in training
>He spots a Wererabbit
>"ITS PURGING TIME"
>Wererabbit runs away
>You all drunkenly chase her
>All of sudden it's daytime
>Weird buildings in heart and chess-piece shapes
>Pink sky, 3 suns and strange plants growing in unusual places
>A huge egg drops on friend N°1, you hear muffled screams from inside
>N°3 gets knocked to the ground by a purple dragon girl who then steps on him
>A smug cat girl jump's on N°2's back and whisper in his ear before they both vanish
>A few wererabbits and a lady with top hats casually talking about having an orgy
>One man walks around naked while having sex with a pink harpy girl
>A sleepy mouse girl bumps into you
>Looking at her makes you lose your sanity and you start raping her savagely
>This is hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:59:35 2015 No.14212419 I want to own a scrap yard and hire a dumb high-school dropout wurm to manually work my scrapper

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:59:47 2015 No.14212421 >>14212379 As always, in MGE, anime, manga, any kind of best girl poll, Japan's taste is absolute garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:02:54 2015 No.14212427 >>14212416 >paladin Already shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:05:12 2015 No.14212433 >>14212416 I want to see a Wonderland version of that one monstergirl story on Literotica. Y'know, the one where the guy goes to hell, and it's full of rape-plants? I wish I could remember what it's called.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:05:23 2015 No.14212434 >>14212339 Only a bad, naughty girl would drip everywhere like that. She can prove she's a good girl by not letting out a single 'wan' while her master takes to the laborious task of cleaning up her sloppy lower lips. Whit his tongue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:13:44 2015 No.14212445 >>14212419 I want to work at your scrap yard and secretly build a Mad Max-like battle vehicle for a hobby using the scrap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:22:46 2015 No.14212451 >>14212419 Would you have tough, scrappy looking kobolds guard it at night?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:29:41 2015 No.14212457 >>14212416 >A sleepy mouse girl bumps into you >Looking at her makes you lose your sanity and you start raping her savagely The thought that Dormice are basically rape land mines never ceases to amuse me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:38:16 2015 No.14212471 >>14212457 I just want to sleep and cuddle with a Dormouse, why do they have to be this way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:39:51 2015 No.14212475 >>14212471 Just get the rape out of your system first. Or resist, and fall asleep with her for the most pleasant dreams you've ever had. You might have sex with her in your sleep, but neither of you will be aware of it, so it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:43:33 2015 No.14212481 >>14212195 The answer is always yes. Imagine them clamping down on you after you do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:45:47 2015 No.14212486 >>14212471 I want to nibble one's ears in my sleep.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:49:42 2015 No.14212492

>>14212471
It's a husband capturing strategy, so I guess once you have a cute Dormouse of your own the sex isn't necessarily as vehement if you don't want it to be. Sure a sleeping Dormouse would still compel his hubby to fuck her, but come on. Who likes them and wouldn't want to cuddlefuck one before drifting off to sleep, possibly while still inside her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:51:51 2015 No.14212495 >>14211549 Maybe one on the head of my dick.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:54:14 2015 No.14212497

I want to walk in on Meeces trying to break into my house, watch them scurry about, catch them and then give them each a block of cheese and pet their fat tummies after they eat the whole thing and keep them around in a cage with plenty of water, a mouse wheel, and even a container filled with shredded cheese!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:55:11 2015 No.14212499 >>14212457 Makes me imagine what kind of situations could happen if monster girls were real, like bumping into a sleepy Dormouse in front of a police station.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:55:34 2015 No.14212500 >>14212451 With a Hellhound supervisor

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:55:59 2015 No.14212503 >>14211695 This was sad >>14211717 This made me laugh. Am I a bad person?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:57:47 2015 No.14212508 >>14212499 >It's not what it looks like, officer! >I damn well hope so, because it looks like you're not putting your hips into it at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:58:10 2015 No.14212509 >>14212500 Nice. Sounds like a lovely place to get caught at. I can imagine all the kobolds speaking like tough guys twice their size. >"Ey Boss, we found dis guy sneakin' in last night. You wants us to, uh, give 'im da V?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 11:59:11 2015 No.14212514 >>14212497 To soft Anon. At least on them. Do you even do what that other guy did with the stuffed maus dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:01:16 2015 No.14212516 >>14212509 >bunch of Kobolds trying their had at being menacing, tough rape machines Now that's just precious.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:03:50 2015 No.14212520

>>14212516
>"Oy! We iz menecin'!"
>"Yeah! Just last week Julie over there gave seven guys the V against their will! Didn't yah Julie?"
>"I brought snacks! Who wants a piece of pi- I mean, I broughts the beer n' dogs! Who wants a thick meaty o-"
>"Just stop it Julie, he already heard you..."
>"Sorry.."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:07:52 2015 No.14212528 >>14212520 It would make me want to do some shivering and covering just to see their ears perk up and their tails wag over somebody taking them seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:09:31 2015 No.14212532 >>14212514 them becoming used to the life of luxury is their dungeon. Unable to resist the shredded cheese their clothes continue to tear and rip. Before long the girls aren't even using the wheel anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:15:56 2015 No.14212545 >>14212497 >keep them in a cage Are these mice normal size? Cause...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:20:51 2015 No.14212553 >>14212471 Rape or Be Raped Jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:22:09 2015 No.14212555 >>14212416 Would you even have time for friends when you get a monster wife?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:25:01 2015 No.14212562

>>14212528
>You give an overly embellished shiver and cower slightly.
>As one, the girls' ears perk up and their tails stand up straight in surprise that someone is actually afraid.
>"D-dats right! You bettah be afraid! Each of us are numbah one in our rape classes! We'll grind your pelvis to du-"
>"How can we all be number one if we were in the same class?"
>"Dammit Julie! We could be different years or something!"
>"But you and me were in the same year? How can I be number one with you? Did we tie?"
>While the girls are arguing over the logistics of multiple number ones existing, the hellhound supervisor, a lit and smoking toothpick trapped between her lips, and, after taking in the situation, just gives you a bored look and shrugs before walking off.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:26:25 2015 No.14212565

>>14212532
But would you let them out of the cage eventually?
The other guy would take them to the beach in extra small string bikinis so that others could look at them and make them feel embarrassed about how big they are.
It's not like they can run, or even walk, away.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:27:25 2015 No.14212570

>>14212328
Like the system in Persona 2? Yeah, that won't backfire horribly.

>Anon spreads a rumor some guy has semen with with 500% more effectiveness than normal
>Monstergirls swarm the fucker
>In a span of two days all the school is pregnant
>Monsters say the children will be special as well
>Rumor spreads that these monsters could have an easier time getting pregnant when they're of age
>Mothers give birth
>Monsters born of Mr. 500% mature in a few minutes, start looking for dick
>The chain continues
>In weeks, America has a monster to man ratio of 10:1
>In moths, Europe has fallen
>Then Asia
>GOD SAVE US

And that's BEFORE they become aware of the rumor system themselves...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:29:04 2015 No.14212573 >>14212565 Yes when it's time to procreate

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:29:24 2015 No.14212575 >>14212272 >too many for a man to fuck Not if you're a tentacle incubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:31:19 2015 No.14212578 >>14211759 Fuck you I liked it and yes I watched the original.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:31:58 2015 No.14212581 >>14212573 But what then? Do you just put her back in the cage until the baby is born? Or do you move her to a comfy bed where she can snack, be cuddled, and watch TV? Come on man, they already can use the wheel, what else can they do for fun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:33:23 2015 No.14212584 >>14212578 I want to take my monster girl daughter to see the new Terminator movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:34:37 2015 No.14212588 What Monster Girl would help you change your hikkikomori ways?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:35:35 2015 No.14212589 >>14211945 I strongly disagree. http://imgur.com/eTVoeiG

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:36:36 2015 No.14212592 >>14212588 Anubimora.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:37:26 2015 No.14212595 >>14212061 >Attack on Titan That one is pretty massively overrated though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:37:45 2015 No.14212598 >>14212592 The sternest maid in the land? I want to molest her tail while she tries to discipline me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:38:48 2015 No.14212601 >>14212061 Last two are meh, TTGL has a place in my heart and 00 is great in Season 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:39:01 2015 No.14212604 >>14212581 I have the cage faced towards the TV already!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:39:21 2015 No.14212605 >>14212195 Source. Please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:41:18 2015 No.14212608 >>14212226 >cait sith >wife Man accepting money from Chinese dude.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:41:29 2015 No.14212610 >>14212604 But do they have vidya? Can you snuggle them while watching it? Even TV gets boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:41:48 2015 No.14212611 >>14212605 The name is literally the filename

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:42:42 2015 No.14212613

>>14212595
Nah man. It's just the latest thing to catch on with the shonen crowd. Same that happened with bleach and such. It will peter off in a year or two. The people that started it as one of their first anime/manga will continue to follow it until the bitter end though. Just like the old big 3 or Dragonball before that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:42:48 2015 No.14212615 >>14212299 Hell yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:43:16 2015 No.14212617 >>14212610 If they want the controller they just need to ask! The problem is even with their state of bloatedness they're too small to press the buttons!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:44:36 2015 No.14212619 >>14212299 Certainly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:46:13 2015 No.14212621 >>14212299 Fucking do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:47:26 2015 No.14212624 >>14212562 Oh man, tryhard Kobolds are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:47:43 2015 No.14212625 >>14212299 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:49:24 2015 No.14212628 >>14212339 Give her a big wet kiss, pat her head and explain rolepaying, then fuck her like I hate her because even if she's a dog girl she has to understand everything sex related, she fails otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:49:48 2015 No.14212629 >>14212617 >Not getting the mousegirl controllers Come on man! I know the May have some trouble due to the fact that they now have big breasts and bigger stomachs but that doesn't mean they can play while sitting on their super sized kiesters

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:54:54 2015 No.14212637 Besides mindflayers, wendigos and tentacle medicine, are there any other effects which temporarily alter a male for monstergirl sex? Temporarily being the keyword here. We already know about incubi, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:55:15 2015 No.14212638 >>14212628 If you train her like that she'll become a lewd puppy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:59:02 2015 No.14212642 >>14212637 Becoming a tentacle brain in the tentacle forest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:59:37 2015 No.14212644 >>14212637 The first two you listed aren't temporary. They're the incubi form of those husbands. You're mostly forgetting all the other foods and potions like doppleganger potion, raging mushroom, matango mushroom, alp fruit, etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:00:38 2015 No.14212646 >>14212637 Something that allows for Daredevil-tier heightened reflexes and senses at the cost of ones eyesight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:00:45 2015 No.14212647 >>14212638 You say that like it's a bad thing. >Kobold waiting just behind the door when you get home staring intently into your eyes, with a jar of peanut butter next to her Heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:01:47 2015 No.14212648 >>14212644 >incubi form That's wrong.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:11:05 2015 No.14212663
File: 844 KB, 1920x1080, OKTTOOOBBAAHHFFEEESSSTTT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Enjoying your time in Horse Pussy Kingdom?

There's some more celebratory Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy races later this week so make sure to stick around.

If you don't find a date tonight maybe you'll get lucky with the Race Queens...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:11:29 2015 No.14212666 >>14212061 >not get swamped by people calling it overrated You mean /a/ calling it overrated /a/'s taste in anime is on par with Japan's, stop listening to /a/ and watch what you like

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:11:53 2015 No.14212668

>>14212642
You mean the Man Marionette? Looking at the Tentacle Forest page, I don't think the Brains are actually transformed people.

>>14212644
Oh, okay. But you can still switch between them, I'm fairly certain.
I don't think the psuedo-matango mushroom causes any transformations, though, and does alp fruit even exist? I see no mention of it on the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:13:20 2015 No.14212669 >>14212663 I'd happily live in Horse Pussy Kingdom. Centaur seem nice enough to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:15:04 2015 No.14212673 >>14212668 No, you fuse with the tentacles control them to wreck your waifu. >alp fruit He's talking about some fruit in wonderland that lets a guy become a girl from that place, if he likes having sex in that state the change becomes permanent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:17:45 2015 No.14212681 >>14212647 But if that's how she normally is, imagine what it would be like when she goes into heat. Whining, touchy-feely, constantly nuzzling and rubbing Kobold trailing a musky pheromone cloud everywhere and just waiting for the green light.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:20:49 2015 No.14212686 I want to crash land on the snowy Wendigo planet and survive as long as I can without getting awawa'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:21:17 2015 No.14212687 >>14212637 For some reason 'Wonderland treats' are coming to mind. They have cookies that turn you into a little boy, and teas that turn you into a literal sex-starved hound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:23:25 2015 No.14212693 >>14212681 I have ZERO problem with any of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:24:04 2015 No.14212696 File: 66 KB, 668x716, 1349473407594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Reading a Centaur doujin >The girl is cute as can be >She goes back to being human after the sex is over

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:24:17 2015 No.14212697 >>14212669 I want to live on the horsepussy version of the friendly elf planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:25:31 2015 No.14212705 Why wont this stupid dragon leave me alone! If she doesn't like me then why not just stay away!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:26:25 2015 No.14212709 >>14212696 This sounds familiar, was there prostitution or a witch involved?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:27:33 2015 No.14212712 >>14212705 She has a disease called tsundere. Just rape her shit savagely and watch her become the perfect girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:28:01 2015 No.14212717 >>14212709 I think he's talking about that Mizone doujin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:31:23 2015 No.14212725 File: 312 KB, 1344x1569, imnotcryingitsjustraining.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211717

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:31:29 2015 No.14212728 File: 205 KB, 554x452, Pouty Black Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212705 Anon wa bwaka! BWAAAKA!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:31:52 2015 No.14212730 >>14212717 That's the one

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:32:30 2015 No.14212733 >>14212725 Poor Ryu. She needs hugs. Send in the genki Quetzalcoatls to cheer her up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:33:00 2015 No.14212736 >>14212725 I want to rub that ryu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:33:10 2015 No.14212737 multi-tailed Native American Coyote "kitsune" girls who make their homes in the deserts of the American south-west!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:34:40 2015 No.14212741 File: 679 KB, 800x800, 1425434937061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212725 I've always been fond of that ceremonial attire you draw Ryus in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:39:46 2015 No.14212769 File: 97 KB, 940x441, Horsepussyfags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212696 And this is bad why, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:40:55 2015 No.14212775 File: 691 KB, 750x1061, 1425821517376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo where da Pharaoh footjob at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:41:35 2015 No.14212777 File: 452 KB, 1055x1300, 1418538006178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212737 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:42:39 2015 No.14212782 >>14212696 Wasn't that set up to have multiple chapters? I think the premise was also set up so that the girl changes into different monstergirls every chapter. I could be wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:43:10 2015 No.14212787 >>14212696 I wonder, if she got impregnated would the child be a centaur or a human? A human woman giving birth to a baby that has a huge horse half sounds horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:45:33 2015 No.14212793 >>14212728 I want to kiss a tsundere monstergirl on the forehead and see how she reacts!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:46:43 2015 No.14212796 >>14212793 Like this. >Bwaka! Ecchi! Hentai! >W-who told you to stop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:46:46 2015 No.14212797 >>14212787 >A human woman giving birth to a baby that has a huge horse half sounds horrifying. Well thank you for that image asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:48:16 2015 No.14212803 >>14212687 >cookies that turn you into a little boy Neat. >teas that turn you into a literal sex-starved hound That makes me conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:51:03 2015 No.14212808 >>14212796 I wanna ruffle her hair and generally be really friendly around her. Almost aggressively friendly. I'm going to be so nice to her she goes full Dere. Or at least, Dere most of the time.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:51:06 2015 No.14212809

>>14212793
>Tsundere kobold
>Chewing you out for doing something wrong/coming home late without telling her, etc.
>You give her surprise kissu
>"What are you doing? How dare you! You know that's sexual harassment, right? maybe even sexual assault! I should report you to the police!"
>her tail is wagging furiously while saying this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:55:08 2015 No.14212811 >>14212809 I want to pick her up and hug her. Maybe pet her on the head too. I'm also going to imagine she's a shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:01:41 2015 No.14212824 last thread or earlier then that there was a talk about a echidna being a evil mastermind. so that got me thinking. how sinister do you think she would go to get her man?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:01:50 2015 No.14212825

>>14212693
Maybe when you'd experience how inconvenient and exhausting dealing with her shenanigans could be.

Waking up? Kobold already nuzzling your morning wood, panting steamy breath into it and asking if she can help you with that. Her entire behind is shaking in tandem with her tail.
Trying to take a shower? You don't even see her slink in before she's already lathering up her front with soap saying she'll be your luffa.
Eating any meal at home? Kobold in naked apron already done cooking, lots of protein to give master plenty of energy.
Leaving for work or whatever business? Saddest puppy eyes, drooping tails and ears and the most sorrowful low whining ever.
Coming back? Greeted by a little bundle of joy holding a jar of peanut butter asking if you'd like a snack. Her hair and fur looking kinda matted and she smells like a whorehouse.
Doing the laundry? She's in the bathroom with her head buried in a pile of your dirty clothes, ass popped high on shaky knees, her frantic tail fanning her musky arousal from her sopping pussy while she pumps away with two stubby digits.
Trying to watch some TV? Kobold crawls into your lap rubbing her chest and tummy against your thighs and arching her back for pats.
Trying to use your computer? Guess who's paws slip onto your thighs while she plants her drool slickened chin on the edge of your seat?
Trying to finally turn in for the night? Your bed has like half dozen yes pillows on it with the Kobold crouching on top in a babydoll and side-tie panties, suspicious vials and a plate of peeled and sliced corruption fruit lining the nightstand. You have no idea where she even got all of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:02:02 2015 No.14212826 File: 969 KB, 1008x1533, 1432835976365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's talk about... ASS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:04:41 2015 No.14212828 File: 107 KB, 1600x900, 8R5LHkd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212826 Ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:06:20 2015 No.14212829 File: 440 KB, 1080x1920, 1435730455387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212826 What is there to discuss? Preferred levels of pliability and plumpness? How they'd feel on bottom-heavy JubJubs and Cheshires?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:07:45 2015 No.14212832 File: 355 KB, 636x900, 1428824109050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212826 Piyo is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:07:54 2015 No.14212833 >>14212829 >bottom-heavy Cheshires A not so little piece of purple heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:08:32 2015 No.14212834 >>14212826 >>14212828 >>14212832 Looks like an angelic version of Morrigan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:08:54 2015 No.14212838 >>14212829 Is it wrong that I want her to sit on my lap and tease my by grinding against me and pretending she doesn't know how hard she's getting me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:11:31 2015 No.14212843 >>14212829 Oh man. That's a woman who's about to go >Haa-aahhn~? at me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:14:11 2015 No.14212856 >>14212829 Soft enough that I can sink into it a good way, firm enough that it doesn't sag, big enough that she almost takes up two seats on the couch. Although compact, firm ones are nice too.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:14:59 2015 No.14212860

>>14212833
And you know she'd make sure she was bent over every time you walked into a room she's in.
Maybe she "Accidentally" dropped something, or she's just getting something from one of the lower cabinets, or something like that.
Any way you look at it, she's going to try to make sure her lavender scented ass is as in your face as possible, tantalizing you with it's almost hypnotic motion, begging you to pull down her panties and ravage her until you can't stand. All according to her plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:17:57 2015 No.14212865 >>14212860 What can man do against such enticing wonders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:18:31 2015 No.14212866 >>14212860 Well then I'm just not going to do it. See if she likes that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:18:35 2015 No.14212867 File: 136 KB, 569x774, 1404460798258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212829 I like tight, fit butts, like >>14212826 >>14212828 and of course hairless Polt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:18:44 2015 No.14212868 >>14212865 [Stick it in and impregnate her.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:21:40 2015 No.14212872

>>14212866
Well then she'd just wake you up the next morning by sitting on your face and giving you a blowjob until you get hard.
Then she's going to ride you ragged, reverse-cowgirl style.

This is why you don't neglect catgirls with big fat asses when they're in heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:22:49 2015 No.14212874 >>14212872 Well then I'm just going to give her the silent treatment until she apologizes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:23:45 2015 No.14212879 >>14212868 That's what she expects, but I'm onto her! She'd never expect a sneak attack on her backdoor. By the time those pliable cheeks were spread apart she'd have no avenue of escape left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:24:25 2015 No.14212881 >>14212874 But anon, The whole time she's riding you she'd be moaning your name, and after a big she'll turn around and ride you while holding you close and whispering how much she loves you in between frantic kisses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:25:32 2015 No.14212884 >>14212881 Still giving her the silent treatment.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:26:26 2015 No.14212886

>>14212879
No Anon.
She expects you to expect that she's expecting you directly impregnate her, that's why you need to stick in her pussy so that you defy her expectations.

Which is why you never play a game of maid rape with a cheshire when kittens are on the line!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:27:45 2015 No.14212888 >>14212884 Then she'll just have to give you her best "Sad Puppy" eyes and a cute little pouty lip until you forgive her. If that doesn't work she'll hug you close and apologize and then beg you to ravage her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:29:26 2015 No.14212891 >>14212888 I will not give up, not even as she's practically screaming for my dick. She must learn what she did wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:30:19 2015 No.14212893 >>14212891 What did she even do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:30:58 2015 No.14212894 >>14212886 Maybe you're right. Cheshire butt bullying can wait until her belly is full of purple kittens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:31:36 2015 No.14212896 >>14212893 You need not know. Only I need to know what she did wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:31:50 2015 No.14212897 >>14212894 Good man. But how many kittens are you shooting for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:34:38 2015 No.14212904 >>14212897 Enough for a football team with reserves, for a start sounds good. Not having a bountiful faggot cat's belly constantly bulging with daughterus seems like such a waste.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:34:47 2015 No.14212906
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>>14212825
Oh man, that's the perfect life. I don't think I'd be able to keep up with that sex-crazy.

>Your bed has like half dozen yes pillows on it with the Kobold crouching on top in a babydoll and side-tie panties

Why are babydolls so flawless?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:36:44 2015 No.14212910 >>14212904 Good man. She should expect no less than twenty kittens in the first litter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:38:17 2015 No.14212913 >>14212910 But there's only two milk taps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:39:25 2015 No.14212914 >>14212913 Get a holst involved or some potions. That way she never runs dry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:40:07 2015 No.14212916 >>14212913 Not with that attitude. I've got three words for you: Waifu Doppelgangar Potion

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:40:22 2015 No.14212917 >>14212914 It's not an issue of volume, it's an issue of accessibility. Only two can drink at a time, which leaves 18 hungry, displeased kittens at any time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:41:18 2015 No.14212919 >>14212906 >Why are babydolls so flawless? They emphasize the bust and frame the midriff nicely. The usual semi transparent fabric adds to the allure by partially obscuring details. The slightly downward widening design accentuates the hips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:41:24 2015 No.14212920 >>14212917 Not if you milk her and feed the kittens while two are at her breast.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:46:07 2015 No.14212923
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>>14212904
Man, imagine what it would be like to fuck a Cheshire that much. She'd probably start out smug and teasing, but eventually it would degenerate into her ahegaoing and begging you to keep going.

>>14212906
I still want to let Amaterasu do whatever she wants to my body. I wonder if Goddesses in the monstergirl world would have slow sex. I bet they would.

>>14212916
Oh man, has anyone even considered using one of those on a monstergirl instead of a human? Imagine the things you could do if your waifu drank an entire case of doppelganger potions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:47:26 2015 No.14212927 >>14212923 >slow sex Anon, please. Goddesses have tantric sex for as long as they please, and time will move or not move based on how they feel. You wouldn't believe the kind of thing you can survive with a goddess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:53:33 2015 No.14212945 File: 754 KB, 1000x1414, 1425029153685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it safe to come out now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:56:22 2015 No.14212953 >>14212945 Stupid Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:57:40 2015 No.14212955 >>14212945 CASKET. HAIR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:58:35 2015 No.14212957 File: 1.19 MB, 1500x1500, 943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212945 NO GET BACK INSIDE

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:00:05 2015 No.14212959

>>14212923
>She'd probably start out smug and teasing, but eventually it would degenerate into her ahegaoing and begging you to keep going.

Either that or she'd keep up the smug and teasing. Pulling your hands onto her bulging belly and milk laden breasts, teasing about your lust for breeding her. Crawling into your lap wet and ready to go whenever it's time to make another batch of kittens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:00:41 2015 No.14212961 >>14212945 No, let me in.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:02:33 2015 No.14212964
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>>14212927
Sex with Goddesses would really be decided by their whims, huh?
>"Oh? Too tired to get it up? I guess I'm just going to have to give you my blessing then."
>"Don't worry about running out anon~ You'll run out when I say you will."
>"You have things to do tomorrow? Well it's a good thing time doesn't matter for us right now."

Really puts this cap into perspective. How long were they fucking?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:05:27 2015 No.14212967

>>14212959
She'd definitely be less composed than when you started then. Imagine her teasing you while panting heavily. Occasionally her face will slip into an ahegao mid smug remark and she'll scream out in pleasure.
She might even keep thrusting her hips in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:09:10 2015 No.14212973 File: 214 KB, 600x846, 156354084565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Cheese it buddy, we own this town." >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_piia0hKbo

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:11:48 2015 No.14212980
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I want a Demon Onee-san so badly.

On another note it's nice to see this guy slowly improving, his faces used to be unintentionally hilarious. There's also some Demon lewd in the same set.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:12:59 2015 No.14212983
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>>14211695
>>14211717
>>14212725
I now really want a story about a depressed Monster Girl who ends up stumbling upon a weak but optimistic Human Boy, and they both hit it off really well. The two quickly become friends, with each day passing the Monster Girl finds herself happier, finding joy in things that previously were a chore, with that Human Boy's naturally cheerful disposition rubbing off on her, being the motivation for her to go on. Finally, after a few months, she decides to confess her feelings to the boy, in hopes that he'll reciprocate her feelings. However when she arrives at his apartment she can't find him, but ends up discovering said human boy had terminal cancer, and that he had just been taken to the Hospital a few hours ago. She rushes to the Hospital, but arrives too late to say good bye. She only gets to hear one Nurse comment about how the patient had been put on hospice months ago, and that it was an odd miracle he held on for so long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:14:23 2015 No.14212987 >>14212725 That is just too sad. Ryus should be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:14:59 2015 No.14212989 >>14212973 Pfft, like I'd take orders from a shitty mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:15:30 2015 No.14212990 >>14212973 Little girls shouldn't play around with motor vehicles, no matter how tiny they might be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:16:49 2015 No.14212992 >>14212989 A-Anon they're bikers! They're dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:17:10 2015 No.14212993 >>14212945 Safe from what? Has the Alp problem at night gotten that bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:18:05 2015 No.14212995 >>14212980 I wonder how his stuff will look when he fully understands construction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:18:18 2015 No.14212996 >>14212992 Are they from mars?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:18:38 2015 No.14212997 >>14212992 No they're not, they're just tiny little mouse girls that aren't even up to my stomach!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:19:07 2015 No.14212999 >>14212983 Damn

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:21:07 2015 No.14213002 >>14212826 You dun gud son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:21:30 2015 No.14213005 >>14212983 If sad stories are your thing, why not? I'd rather she goes to the hospital and turn him into a healthy succubus, or even hire a lich to revive him and then they live happily together

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:22:09 2015 No.14213007 Would kobolds hump your leg when in heat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:23:21 2015 No.14213011 >>14212825 Anon, must you be so lewd? I love it and I love kobolds. You my nigga now and forever,

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:25:21 2015 No.14213016 File: 2.20 MB, 1000x1000, 157834587435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that were there might just be one Wererabbit, there could be twenty the next day.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:25:27 2015 No.14213017

>>14212983
Doesn't make any sense. When you are dying from terminal cancer you really look like it, especially if you're undergoing treatment to prolong the inevitable as long as you can. And hospice care is usually a ward or separate facility, where you go to be comfortable until you die. You wouldn't be up and wandering the streets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:25:33 2015 No.14213018 >>14213007 I'd like to think they'd grind against it whether you'd be standing or sitting. Also sit in your lap and grind their ass into you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:26:09 2015 No.14213019 File: 685 KB, 2180x2180, 1442252862782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213005 Incubus you mean? >>14213007 The thought of a Kobold grinding on your pant leg sounds kinda hot actually, and reminds of that Google Doc Kobold smut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:28:34 2015 No.14213021 >>14213016 They'll never outbreed mice, never!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:29:43 2015 No.14213024

>>14212923
Giving monstergirls doppelgangar potions would be signing your own contract to a full straight week of sex.

Got a lamia wife? Look forward to coming home one night, to discover that your entire bedroom's become one huge Snake Pit. Every copy of her would be spiralling and wrapping around herself, like a sexy fractal spiral in motion. She'd wrap you up from bottom to top, top to bottom, with completel coordination and precision as she shares each body with a single, magically networked mind. Just imagine how long it'd take to satify each one.
Imagine all those tongues exploring your body.

Slimegirl wife? The potion temporarily duplicates her cores. She takes twenty potions, each one mixed with a different food dye to give her a different coloured core, and a differently coloured body as a result. She's now a literal rainbow of sex, with more than enough mass to fill a swimming pool, dozens of slime cores for you to grope and clasp onto as she fucks you like you're caught in an ocean storm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:31:11 2015 No.14213028 >>14213019 Yeah of course, a nice vigorous incubus immune to human diseases

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:33:26 2015 No.14213033 >>14213005 >healthy succubus You wot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:34:40 2015 No.14213035 >>14213019 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:35:51 2015 No.14213037 >>14213024 I will make my ogre waifu drink a doppelganger potion, and then I will fight her 1 vs 20 A long, exhausting, drawn out duel to decide who's the master in the bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:36:08 2015 No.14213038 >>14212904 an all daughteru lingerie football team with reserves. congrats coach-daddy you're going to the Slutbowl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:36:40 2015 No.14213041 >>14213037 Get ready to lose you fucking faggot.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:37:08 2015 No.14213044

>>14213017
It says in the post the boy would be "weak". Also being in hospice doesn't mean you get sent to a hospital, just means your shits fucked. I know people who were on hospice and could've passed for healthy, albeit weak. I know one guy who went to church until the week she died.

Some people can get hit really hard by it, while others can pass off as mostly fine.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:39:52 2015 No.14213050

Daki Demon

>>14210916
>That night sets up a pattern.
>About once a week Verina either drags you somewhere or shows up on your doorstep with something strange.
>Six days after your night in the puppy pile she arrives at your house carrying a sleeping bag.
>"Want me to setup a tent in the back yard?" you ask with a wry grin.
>"That won't be necessary; the tent I brought is small enough to fit in your living room. It would be wise to open a window though, it might get stuffy in here otherwise."
>You sigh and start pulling the coffee table out of the way.
>When you pull your own sleeping bag out of the closet she frowns at it. "You won't need that. The one I brought is for both of us."
>"Oh, is that one of those two-person sleeping bags?"
>"...Yes."
>She's lying!
>When you're finished setting up she rolls the sleeping bag out and confirms your suspicions; it barely looks big enough for one of you.
>She gestures for you to go in first.
>You slip in easily with a startlingly smooth sensation.
>"Is this thing lined with silk?"
>"Yes."
>"Where did you buy it? I didn't even know hey make silk sleeping bags."
>"They don't, I made it."
>She slips in with you, worming her way down until she's at eye level to your chin. You can acutely feel every curve and bump of her body as she slides it along the length of yours.
>"The outer case is weresheep wool and the lining is harpy down."
>"Isn't that a little impractical for camping?"
>"It's not for camping."

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:41:20 2015 No.14213052

>>14213050
>She doesn't fall asleep as soon as she settles in like normal.
>You can guess why - even with the window open it's uncomfortably warm in the sleeping bag. Her cheeks are flushed and her breathing is heavier than usual.
>After a few minutes she says, "I think our clothes are too heavy for our sleeping arrangements."
>"Do you want to change? I think I have some lighter..." you trail off as she pulls her nightie off over her head and tosses it out of the tent. You can feel the distinct sensation of a bra pressing into your chest.
>"That..."
>"Ah, are your arms stuck?" she asks. "Let me help you."
>Your T-shirt slips off instantly and joins her nightie in a pile outside the tent. How does she do that, it's like a fucking magic trick.
>"There, much better," she says with the same cold voice and emotionless face as ever.
>You're both in only your underwear now.
>The muggy, sweat-laden air inside the sleeping bag has a faint and refreshing flowery scent, though you're fairly certain Verina isn't wearing perfume.
>As your little man stirs, Verina nuzzles into your bare chest and starts to nod off.
>Several minutes later, well after you are certain she is asleep, you hear her say quite clearly, "My contract with the Daki service forbids penetration."
>You jerk. "What? W-what do you mean?"
>She doesn't respond. She's seems asleep.
>It takes you a lot longer than usual to fall asleep that night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:41:29 2015 No.14213053 >>14213038 Hey, lingere football is a legitimate sport and the Slutbowl is a shitty competition. You want to watch the Waifu bowl, that's where the real action happens. Team Jinko better finally win this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:44:20 2015 No.14213062 >>14213052 >"My contract with the Daki service forbids penetration." Pfff

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:44:26 2015 No.14213063 >>14212996 9/10 reference

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:46:28 2015 No.14213068 >>14213053 >Team Jinko >ever winning Any team that can't even beat a bunch of drunk goblins should disband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:50:14 2015 No.14213073 >>14213068 One time! It only happened one time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:53:50 2015 No.14213079 >>14213073 And I can still hear the pathetic sobbing and mewling coming from their dressing room. All those bars drunk dry by lonely, defeated tigers that night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:56:16 2015 No.14213081 >>14213052 guys guys, Im starting to worry about this demon shes creeping me out, guys Im starting to think her intentions for us arent entirely pure

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:59:54 2015 No.14213090 >>14213081 dude she is legit stop being such a worrywart

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:01:17 2015 No.14213093 >>14213079 Great, now I want to comfort a lonely, sad, drunk tiger in lacy black lingere.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:07:14 2015 No.14213104

>>14213037
>Anon and his 20-strong ogre waifus decide to wrestle for sexual mastery

"Now, then, Honey - er, Honeys. You've had your doppelganger potion. Now it's time for my potion."
...
"What I just drunk was a concotion that has been banned from commercial circulation for seventy years. It is a mixture of rage mushroom extract, asuran berry juice, dragon sweat, a chemical compound which makes capsaicin look like springwater, and a demon realm herb which the demon lord herself has classified a biological weapon.
"The International Lich's Comittee of Alchemy has awarded it the title of "Most". It's effects will kick in within the minute, and when it does, we will begin.
"If I can outfuck every one of you, I win. If you can outfuck me, you win, and get to call the shots on our lovemaking for the next three months.

"Happy Anniversary, dear."

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:10:37 2015 No.14213111

>>14213044
Hospice means no hope of recovery. "In hospice" is almost always used by nurses and doctors to talk about a hospice facility. "On hospice" just means they give you a bunch of painkillers and opiates. The old "High until you die."

If the kid is in hospice, he's in a room and in a bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:11:12 2015 No.14213112 File: 139 KB, 1200x1729, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213050 >>14213052 This is nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:13:08 2015 No.14213117 >>14213016 http://youtu.be/9lLUpNlrQjg >you will never make your daughterus work for their din din

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:17:08 2015 No.14213129 File: 539 KB, 2000x2000, 1440387918189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213112 Holy shit her ass if fat. Is this official art by chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:19:38 2015 No.14213137 >>14213129 Does anyone know he doesn't have a dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:19:41 2015 No.14213138 >>14213129 Looks like it but it's pretty lewd for official art

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:20:40 2015 No.14213141 >>14213138 This is a problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:21:51 2015 No.14213145 >>14213117 >din din We got any good stories about MGs raping their own fathers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:22:44 2015 No.14213146 >>14213137 He can have a dick if he feels like it though Half the reason he doesn't is because he's worried he'll go on a non-stop raping spree with all the servants if he does, and his old buddies probably wouldn't approve

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:24:53 2015 No.14213151 File: 884 KB, 2000x2000, 1440650494250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213137 I'm sure he has what it takes to BONE her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:25:24 2015 No.14213154 File: 446 KB, 352x177, 1442474972307.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212825 >side tie panties RIP anon. Good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:26:27 2015 No.14213156 >>14212832 Heh, that sounds like thief in my language. Is she a criminal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:28:12 2015 No.14213157 >>14212825 Sounds great to me, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:29:01 2015 No.14213159 >>14213156 She's a cock criminal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:29:42 2015 No.14213163 >>14213145 There's a good share of greentexts about daughteru dicking, fatheru V'ing, not many, full blown stories, I don't recall right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:30:48 2015 No.14213165 >>14213146 Being a human in a Lich body is tough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:39:18 2015 No.14213185 >>14213007 >loli kobold using your leg as a stripper pole

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:53:28 2015 No.14213222 >>14213185 >Every time she spins around, she incorperates sniffing your crotch into her dance

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:04:12 2015 No.14213250 File: 604 KB, 848x1200, 1443717546922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watch out! It's a charming and attractive succubus! She's gonna get yah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:05:06 2015 No.14213253 >>14213250 Get it away!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:05:16 2015 No.14213254 >>14213250 >Mono eye succubus Absolutely adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:07:29 2015 No.14213259 Will we get canon shark girls this week to make up for the travesty that is Vamp Mosquito?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:08:06 2015 No.14213261 >>14213145 A few. Someone is working on a Jaberwock one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:12:38 2015 No.14213279 >>14213250 She isn't going to get anything!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:14:33 2015 No.14213286 >>14213145 There was that succubutt one yesterday, but that was in a gray area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:14:36 2015 No.14213287 >>14213279 She's gong to use her succubus powers to make you do things!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:15:51 2015 No.14213291 >>14213287 She has no such powers. None at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:16:11 2015 No.14213292 >>14213261 I can't wait to read that one, especially since that Jabberwock is /fit/ apparently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:17:03 2015 No.14213297 >>14212615 >>14212619 >>14212621 >>14212625 As I asked before, would you like to continue with the vacation or move on to when the daughteru is in college?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:17:19 2015 No.14213298 >>14213291 But she's clearly a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:18:24 2015 No.14213302 >>14213297 College sounds okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:19:11 2015 No.14213305 File: 89 KB, 510x342, DINDINS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213286 >>14213261 >>14213163

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:20:10 2015 No.14213309

>>14213093
I don't know man.
Drinking and bantering with friends or nursing your own drink in peace before getting jacked from your table by a brick shithouse of a Jinko out of the blue. Listening her ranting with puffy, red eyes about how the whole match of something you don't even watch what centaur shit and the referee was blowing against them all the time when the bitch wasn't busy blowing the other team's coach. Not even the steadily coming free rounds can make a mess like that better. Then she insists that a lady in her condition should be escorted home, not letting you get in a word edgewise, just like up till then.
You're left with having to drag seven feet of sloshed tiger leaning on you home. And when you finally get her damn keys after minutes of haggling and open her door, she refuses to let go and drags you in. Then she starts ransacking the liquor cabinet and gets all touchy-feely.

I don't know about you, that's not my idea of a night on town.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:20:45 2015 No.14213312 >>14213298 She's no such thing. She's a fake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:22:22 2015 No.14213316 >>14213250 Oh ho, I can't resist the charms of this completely normal and unassuming succubus!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:25:24 2015 No.14213324 >>14213250 >she loses her horns mid pounce Nice try.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:25:24 2015 No.14213325

>>14213302
>succubus daughteru comes back for the winter break
>daddy is in a relationship with her real mom, the mom that put her up for adoption
>there's no way she'll let daddy fall for the charms of that whore
>and the daughteru will have to beat momma at her own game

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:29:24 2015 No.14213338 >>14213312 She has horns and wings! Explain that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:31:30 2015 No.14213347 >>14213338 Fake! All of it is fake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:32:46 2015 No.14213353 >>14213338 Explain this. unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:33:21 2015 No.14213355 >>14213347 Maybe she wants you to think that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:49:19 2015 No.14213404 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1440650638168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213325 By fully molding herself to his cock, and marking him with her scent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:56:32 2015 No.14213427 File: 91 KB, 700x520, serial hugger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's coming for you, and she won't stop until every last man on the planet is hugged into fluffy submission!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:57:09 2015 No.14213430 >>14213404 There's something about the phrase "molding herself to his cock" that really gets me. It's a pretty damn strong phrase, y'know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:58:11 2015 No.14213431 >>14213427 Why isn't anyone stopping her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:59:34 2015 No.14213435 >>14213431 Because Thai beer is still on tap!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:59:45 2015 No.14213437 >>14213431 Super Wurm is busy losing Baby weight after laying like 30 eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:01:09 2015 No.14213441 File: 738 KB, 1000x875, 1444440142944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG FLUFFY BROWS

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:03:27 2015 No.14213448 >>14213441 I hate big eyebrows! Trim them down! If I want Mofu I go for ears and tail, not eyes and 'tail'

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:04:18 2015 No.14213451

>>14213431
Glad you want to volunteer to stop the serial hugger anon, we're throwing you in the middle of a deserted MGC with a Free Hugs sign

She's a 230lb 6'4" Yeti and built like a Linebacker, good luck and thank you for your dedicated service to MGC's psych ward devision

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:04:28 2015 No.14213453 File: 72 KB, 693x1024, 89d3e1fe3760d864823050cd98d3e008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213441 Even the children aren't safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:05:46 2015 No.14213459 >>14213451 I never said that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:06:11 2015 No.14213462 >>14213431 I mean, you could just shoot her if you really wanted to stop her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:06:14 2015 No.14213463 >>14213448 You are not my nigga. Big bushy brows FTW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:08:28 2015 No.14213472 less where are you I miss you baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:08:36 2015 No.14213474 >>14213459 You will be extracted at 0600 by our SAS trained Jinko squad and equipped with no clothes and the previously mentioned sign, thank you again for your continued service for the betterment of this great city

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:08:46 2015 No.14213475 File: 370 KB, 936x929, 1440952163387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213463 Mah boi I just realized I want an Anubis with big lovely eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:09:10 2015 No.14213477 File: 28 KB, 500x319, 1442703644527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213451 >She's a 230lb 6'4" Yeti and built like a Linebacker >I'm 6'6'' pay no attention to the fact I'm a skeleton I have the high ground, she can not win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:09:58 2015 No.14213480 >>14213472 I've been gone for two weeks. Did you guys manage to scare him away again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:11:00 2015 No.14213483 >>14213474 But I'm just a frail human boy. I have no chance against someone as big as her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:11:40 2015 No.14213485 >>14213472 >>14213480 less does not come when called. You come when he wants you to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:11:59 2015 No.14213487 >>14213463 BIG EYEBROWS ARE THE FUCKING BEST, TIED WITH THICK THIGHS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:12:21 2015 No.14213488 >>14213485 Or he was killed by his stalker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:12:22 2015 No.14213489 >>14213250 That's the only charming and attractive "succubus" I wouldn't mind getting got by.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:13:24 2015 No.14213492 >>14213472 I'll alp for you less, I'll even give oral to your angel OC, just please come back I miss you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:13:48 2015 No.14213495 >>14213453 Help, foxes are tempting me to commit a crime!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:13:54 2015 No.14213496 >>14213441 >>14213453 I want to molest their eyebrows. >>14213488 Well, one can hope, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:14:59 2015 No.14213500 >>14213495 Never lose the courage to tell a lie Anon.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:15:25 2015 No.14213503

>>14213483
You will be supported by our Para-Ushi team to try and subdue the serial hugger, whether or not you make it out without becoming addicted to hugs is entirely up to her

Your hard work as b̶a̶i̶t̶ the first line of defense against the hugging menace will not be forgotten

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:16:19 2015 No.14213506 >>14213495 It's okay she's actually 50

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:16:25 2015 No.14213507 >>14213503 I'm not confident about my chances. Can't someone else do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:16:50 2015 No.14213511 File: 657 KB, 842x938, 1441481220642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213495 It's not a crime if they tempt you into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:18:03 2015 No.14213515 >>14213507 Should you choose to back out, you will be sent to the Siberian gulag mentioned >>14212318 There is always the possibility of the fluffy pit for "good behavior"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:19:38 2015 No.14213520 File: 1.28 MB, 1242x1412, 1414860121419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213511 Are you sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:20:15 2015 No.14213523 >>14213515 This is a violation of my rights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:21:09 2015 No.14213526 File: 297 KB, 900x675, 640fd59c1e2e09a2d7b0223ea150ce0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213520 As long as you take responsibility afterwards, it's not a crime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:21:40 2015 No.14213527 >>14213511 >>14213520 Anon, please. I can't handle loli mofu. They makes me want to do things to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:22:22 2015 No.14213531 >>14212057 I fucking love the design of the Graze. It's one of the sexiest not-Zaku'a next to the Tieren.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:22:48 2015 No.14213534 File: 716 KB, 1258x1800, Kemonononono].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212226 >>14212226

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:22:50 2015 No.14213536 File: 599 KB, 1412x2260, 1444121990279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213492 Less has probably been kidnapped by one of those rabid Alp gangs, when will this city do something about the Alp crime? It's getting out of control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:24:57 2015 No.14213543 File: 124 KB, 1000x750, 0c3e95ebe4e3d6d880f4cf0db9f61138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213534 I LOVE YELLOW POP SLIMEBROWS

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:25:18 2015 No.14213545 >>14213534 Fuck off furfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:25:20 2015 No.14213546 >>14213527 It's legal if she cums.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:25:56 2015 No.14213549 File: 120 KB, 801x1024, Responsibility.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213526 Are you sure you're ready for that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:27:11 2015 No.14213553 >>14213545 Except she can shapeshift into a normal Tanuki form at will. She spends her time in kemono form because it conserves energy. Nerd with it deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:27:29 2015 No.14213555 >>14213549 Yes. More foxes more better. Foxes for the fox god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:27:41 2015 No.14213556 >>14213546 Oh, then it's all good. Tiny foxes are the best.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:27:53 2015 No.14213557
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>>14213527
Things? Not illegal things I would hope. I mean; if you molested their petite foxy bodies and their fluffy tails that would be wrong. Sure, those cure ears are just begging to be teased, nibbled, and blown on; but that would be wrong.

>>14213526
Everyone knows anon isn't very responsible.

>>14213536
McCready anon suggested we burn all the alps to protect the quarantine earlier in this thread; but now it seems quarantine has failed. We can still nuke everything from orbit though.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:29:51 2015 No.14213562
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>>14213527
What sort of things? Things like sitting them on your lap? Spooning them from behind? Kissing their forehead and protecting them? Cuddling them tight to your chest as you fill them up with your hot white stuff? Maybe even going camping with them?

>>14213549
Yes. Pic related all day every day.
(Man, I love Barikios' kitsune. She's got the cutest expressions.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:31:10 2015 No.14213568 >>14213536 I'm curious, was that image intended to be an alp? Because holy shit that frame is beautiful, but no deal if it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:31:21 2015 No.14213569 >Minding my own buisiness >A False Widow appears on my desk out of nowhere >Panic and splat it with cum soaked tissue It's going to come back as a vengeful ara ara arachne isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:32:11 2015 No.14213572 >>14213568 Yes it's an alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:32:36 2015 No.14213573 >>14213569 Yes. You lucky bastard.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:32:59 2015 No.14213576

>>14213451
>>14213503

>"Don't worry, Anon! You'll be equipped with the most sophisticated protection money can buy!"
>So here you are, bare-arsed naked on a street corner, holding a sign in one hand and holding your 'protection' in the other.
>Just kinda gawking at it really.
>It's a fucking hockey mask.
>A Maple Leafs hockey mask, you realize upon further inspection.
>...
>...It's kinda funny, but it's only at that moment that you realize just how fucked you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:33:08 2015 No.14213578 >>14213572 Whoops, just saw he belt buckle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:33:17 2015 No.14213579 >>14213568 Reminds me of that little comic series about a spider who protects some guy until she gets killed, then comes back as a cute girl to try and be with him.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:36:53 2015 No.14213590

>>14212737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVE9qfg7yI
Coyote girls would be awesome.
Smart, tricky, and in a category between wolf and fox.
And IRL coyotes are tenaciously monogamous: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/09/120925142549.htm

Top tier waifu for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:38:19 2015 No.14213594 File: 103 KB, 850x836, 1390975543106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213573 As long as she's gentle about the whole vengeance thing I welcome it with open arms. Spider girls are great, false widow bites not so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:40:37 2015 No.14213603 >>14213576 >The SAS Jinko quietly whispers to you before handing you the mask >"This mask has special powers, I'm tellin' ya bud this is the year, the Leafs are gonna go all the way"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:40:49 2015 No.14213605 >>14213536 Slaanesh please fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:42:47 2015 No.14213613 >>14213594 She'll forgive you as long as you're a good boy and don;t try to escape and give her plenty of babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:43:54 2015 No.14213617 >>14213536 I want to pull those pants down to her knees and bury my face in that crotch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:47:34 2015 No.14213629 File: 662 KB, 1024x768, 39d10cadf68002ca450310ba6965ba72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jiiiii~

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:48:20 2015 No.14213634

>>14213562
>What sort of things?
You know, stuff. Naturally all small mofu deserves head pats, forehead kisses and protecting. Besides that, pulling a petite fox into my lap to hug her, gently fondle those big, fuzzy ears and occasionally nimble and blow into them.. Comb my fingers through her bushy tail both along and against the grain and sink my them into her round little butt whenever I reach the base of the tail before continuing back up the fluffy appendage again.
Taking a little fox out for some fun around town only stopping to catch out breath and adjust the aphrodisiac soaked egg vibrators and buttplug stuck in her. Ending up having to carry her home one her legs give out from the mix of exhaustion and constant stimulation. Removing the toys teasing her with my fingers until she collapses again before switching over to my tongue. Taking a steaming hot bath afterwards to wash off the day's sweat and gently wash her body and fluffy bits. Sleep spooning with her while she restlessly fidgets, hoping for a continuation that doesn't come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:49:23 2015 No.14213638 >>14213629 if you wanted me to share all you had to do was ask

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:49:59 2015 No.14213643 >>14213629 Stop staring at me or I'll make you wear the blindfold again.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:52:31 2015 No.14213651
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>>14213643
>Not sending her into the magical closet that teleports her to a tropical island where she constantly gets harassed and molested by a brown loli

Better than time-out, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:53:17 2015 No.14213656 >>14213488 Is this stalker anywhere as weird as that one in /sp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:56:08 2015 No.14213660 >>14213629 I'm sorry about the tails, okay? It just slipped out...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:56:16 2015 No.14213661 >>14213651 I'm not Satan anon, jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:57:01 2015 No.14213663 >>14213557 How can doing lewd thing with loli foxes be wrong when it feels so right? Like the things I'd do to that bare fox butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:58:40 2015 No.14213667 File: 205 KB, 1024x1564, TheClosetOfPunishment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213651 >>14213661 >I'm not Satan anon, jesus. It's okay. It's like Narnia, but for punishing bad girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:03:56 2015 No.14213676 >>14213656 No. He was saying he wanted to fly over to the Philippines and meet .less in person and how he was a big fan of all of his art. He might have been just joking but it was still weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:07:28 2015 No.14213683 File: 1.12 MB, 4249x3014, 1399334239624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213663 Ill eagle, forbidden! Flat foxes are pure and are not mean to be disturbed by perverts such as yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:10:39 2015 No.14213690 >>14213667 Too bad that fox was such a psycho, she was really cute

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:11:02 2015 No.14213691
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>Get captured by a multi-armed girl from Crabman's continuity during YE OLDE medieval days of bandits and what-have-you
>She deigns to footjobs over using her hands on you, telling you you're not worthy of the effort

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:14:46 2015 No.14213694 >>14213691 What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:16:46 2015 No.14213701 >>14213683 Flat foxes are lovely and meant to be loved. In all kinds of ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:16:47 2015 No.14213702 File: 90 KB, 1000x1500, roryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have never seen a loli Ryu before, so have one

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:17:51 2015 No.14213707 File: 59 KB, 664x1024, SurpriseSexTime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213690 >Implying that would be enough to stop most anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:18:40 2015 No.14213710 >>14213702 The hands are too flat and bend at weird angles and the tail could be longer, but it's adorable nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:21:00 2015 No.14213713 >>14213690 >>14213707 A psycho can be greatly preferable to the cold emptiness of nothing. Especially a cute fluffy psycho who just wants to hang out with you in a timeless summer at her shrine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:22:58 2015 No.14213715 >>14213702 YES

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:23:56 2015 No.14213720 >>14213713 The non-fun part is where she kills everyone you love because you aren't totally hers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:24:11 2015 No.14213721 >>14213713 The whole "kill or cast a sickness on anyone remotely close to me" thing is a bit of a turn off. IIRC, she was using voodoo dolls to hurt people close to the main character. >>14213702 Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:25:37 2015 No.14213724 >>14213720 >>14213721 Yeah, but I'd be immune to that since I don't have people close to me. A monstergirl for every lifestyle!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:26:35 2015 No.14213730 >>14213724 Not even your family?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:27:27 2015 No.14213732 >>14213724 Really? No friends? No coworkers you don't hate? No neighbors you're at least cordial with? No family at all? Because all of them would die or be harmed to the point they couldn't be near you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:27:31 2015 No.14213733 File: 110 KB, 614x491, 1434908679197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213691 try again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:30:39 2015 No.14213737 >>14213730 >>14213732 No family to speak of that isn't dead or estranged, no friendly coworkers, no friends that aren't internet aliases. It would be perfect, just blissfully lying around on her porch as the moments stretched forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:34:33 2015 No.14213745 >>14213737 >You also can't use the internet because she gets jealous of pictures of other MGs or people you chat with being "online girlgriends". I hope you enjoy watching grass grow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:34:37 2015 No.14213746 File: 70 KB, 850x876, 1395613827989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Testing. Can I come back from vacation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:36:00 2015 No.14213750 >>14213746 Go away with your spiders

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:36:58 2015 No.14213751 >>14213746 >>14213750 dem legs tho

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:37:54 2015 No.14213753

>>14213745
No, see. That would be the fun part.
It'd be like Death Note.
I could strike out at the world with my yandere fox waifu by saying that I was talking to cute girls.
Sickness and disaster would befall every online troll that crossed my path. People would die for giggles.
Evil foxes were made for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:37:56 2015 No.14213754 File: 33 KB, 263x374, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no qt human bf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:38:43 2015 No.14213756 >>14213746 Noir a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:38:56 2015 No.14213759 >>14213746 Only if you brought an extra large rolled newspaper with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:39:06 2015 No.14213761 >>14213746 Spider girls are cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:40:10 2015 No.14213768 >>14213761 Shhhh.. It's going to be alright anon. Help is on the way. Just keep playing along a little longer. She won't suspect anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:40:14 2015 No.14213769 File: 269 KB, 1000x1000, 1443493198537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213759 No I don't have a big newspaper, you doodie-head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:41:07 2015 No.14213773 File: 60 KB, 392x500, Tile-Anon's brother in arms confronts his tumultuous emotions over sexually attractive doorways.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213733 What? It's the best idea I can come up with without turning into a loli hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:45:40 2015 No.14213782 File: 59 KB, 540x304, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213746 Spiders are welcome. You are not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:46:09 2015 No.14213784 >>14213769 Guess I'll have to dust off the ol' smiting stick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:48:34 2015 No.14213788 File: 49 KB, 493x367, 1423387693001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213754 >No one visits the shrine anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:50:48 2015 No.14213792 I love spiders!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:51:01 2015 No.14213794 File: 176 KB, 900x800, 1402360190407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213782 B-but... I was practicing writing for people while I was gone... But if you don't want me, I understand....

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:53:10 2015 No.14213802 >>14213792 Nice try spider! You can't fool me by posting on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:53:18 2015 No.14213803 File: 1.46 MB, 2385x2485, 1430757651271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213792 Nice try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:53:20 2015 No.14213804 File: 405 KB, 569x595, Spiders.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213794 stay and have a banana

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:53:31 2015 No.14213806 >>14213794 Keep posting qts and you can stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:53:44 2015 No.14213807 >>14213773 type better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:55:01 2015 No.14213812 I saw a couple of qt jumping spiders today they didn't appreciate me trying to pick them up

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:56:05 2015 No.14213814 >>14213803 >>14213802 But I'm totally a human boy I have a detachable penis and everything want to trade addresses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:56:07 2015 No.14213815 >>14213807 What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:57:34 2015 No.14213824 >>14213814 Prove it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:59:02 2015 No.14213830 >>14213788 Dammit, Auntie, I was just at your house less than an hour ago. Now stop drinking and go to bed, already. And you're welcome for fixing your damned fridge, by the way! And the washing machine! ...And the tv!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:00:36 2015 No.14213841 >>14213814 >Detachable penis Virgin monstergirls everybody! Or at least ones who haven't even gone to sex ed yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:02:14 2015 No.14213848 >>14213814 11245 San Pablo Ave #726, El Cerrito, CA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:05:35 2015 No.14213860 File: 438 KB, 800x600, 1389676998656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213802 But they just want to cuddle, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:06:00 2015 No.14213861 File: 287 KB, 420x556, grill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213815 read your post again dude, it's barely comprehensible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:07:23 2015 No.14213870 >>14213526 >taking responsibility That's like stealing a bag of ara ara cakes, switching them with the ones in the cafeteria at a Sabbath sponsored school then screaming that it was you. That's some dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:07:52 2015 No.14213872 >>14213848 >Google it. >It's a fucking exterminator. Oh, Anon, you magnificent bastard you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:08:09 2015 No.14213873 File: 180 KB, 800x600, 1394066530974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213860 Well, that's not all they want

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:13:41 2015 No.14213899 >>14213861 Which one, the original or the loli one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:14:14 2015 No.14213900 >>14213873 >spidergirl tries for kissu when anon is asleep >anon eats her Everybody gets their 8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:16:40 2015 No.14213914 File: 359 KB, 1920x1200, 1301789964927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are spiders TRULY so unappealing, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:19:50 2015 No.14213925 >>14213914 >they rape you >they kill you >then they lay their eggs on your carcass fuck spiders man

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:21:09 2015 No.14213929 >>14213914 I hate spiders, but I want to get tied up by a arachne so bad. >>14213925 Lies, expect for the first one. They only do that because they love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:24:39 2015 No.14213938 >>14213925 >>14213914 I want to give a lonely spider girl a chance, even if her species is known for being murderers, only to find out that she actually means it when she says she's not like the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:24:55 2015 No.14213939 >>14213914 On a scale of 1 to yes...YES.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:26:25 2015 No.14213945

I can never understand the common sentiment that a typical Alp is particularly shy or nervous about their sexuality. From certain perspectives, I could perhaps understand it, but for some reason Anon's seem to think that it's their normal state. While I imagine that an Alp would be uncomfortable about it immediately after changing, I always believed that they would, at the very least, be forced to come to accept their raging cocklust and attraction to men within several months of turning into a monstergirl, long before they underwent any significant physical , or mental, development.

At that point I would see them returning to their more usual patterns of behavior in the time that they were men; video games, reading, movies, television, porn, posting on internet forums, and hanging out with friends. I also never understood why the Alps gimmick isn't good enough, since, as they were once human males, they retain their previous lives, personalities and interests. Their body language and thought processes remain, and that's their appeal. Just imagine brutally teasing your childhood friend one day for being so effeminate, then several days later, 'he' shows up super angry and adorable in only a loose fitting hoody and shorts, yelling with tears in 'his' eyes about how you 'turned him into one'. Then, when she's just starting to get used to it, and she starts talking openly about how weird it is to masturbate without a penis, before clarifying then clarifying she meant her own while laughing awkwardly to herself in silence. Not long after that, she would begin casually propositioning you for sex while in the middle of other activities, or cuddling up against you without realizing it, and best of all, filling out slightly into a noticeably female shape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:27:28 2015 No.14213950 >>14213938 >she's not a murderer like the others >she rapes you >she doesn't kill you >she still lays her eggs NOPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:28:15 2015 No.14213953 File: 744 KB, 2555x1799, 1440716733170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213914 >big, tough girls that have an affinity for stuffed animals/cute shit in general I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:29:10 2015 No.14213956 >>14213950 >Turns out she doesn't do any of the above >She just wants someone to talk to Good job, Mr. Prejudice. You shoo'd her away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:29:28 2015 No.14213960 >>14213950 Uh, where are you getting the whole "she lays her eggs on you" bit? That's more like a Tarantula Wasp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:31:58 2015 No.14213966 File: 102 KB, 277x299, 1444696318584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213960

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:32:10 2015 No.14213967 >>14213953 I want two oni to pass out after a drinking match for my attention only for me to tuck them both into my bed and cuddle with them until the morning.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:32:12 2015 No.14213968

>>14213953
>You'll never be picked up by two Oni Sisters who then argue over who gets to take your virginity.
>They'll never get in your face and ask you which one of them you want to fuck first.
Which one anon? Red or Blue?
Whoever you don't pick first is going to want you to eat her out while her sister rides your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:32:48 2015 No.14213970 >>14213960 He's just making shit up like the retard he is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:33:33 2015 No.14213974 >>14213967 You realize they're going to wake up before you, right? You're probably going to wake up to the two of them underneath the covers taking turns sucking your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:33:44 2015 No.14213975 >>14213956 Good. Spiders a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:34:03 2015 No.14213976 >>14213968 I can't make such a decision so suddenly! I just met them today!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:34:46 2015 No.14213983

>>14213945
I'm not sure if you're the alp troll or just new here.

The common consensus is that you don't alp unless you have repressed homosexual desire, so I'd assume they'd just come to think of it as a positive change after the immediate shock.

In fact, the whole alp trope just seems off to me. Plenty of women out enjoy video games and movies and such. I'd suspect it would be impossible to know they were once male.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:34:49 2015 No.14213984 >>14213968 I'd eat out blueberry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:35:03 2015 No.14213986 >>14213975 Nigga ur entire lineage a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:35:07 2015 No.14213987 File: 34 KB, 400x525, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213960 >tfw no qt cazador gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:35:15 2015 No.14213990 >>14213974 Woah woah that's too forward for me! I'll cook them a hearty breakfast of bacon, eggs, and waffles before things get lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:35:24 2015 No.14213991 >>14213970 this is the monstergirl thread, the whole thing is about made up shit

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:35:42 2015 No.14213992

>>14213970
It's probably the same guy who keeps trying to defame Mantises by saying they eat their husbands.

>>14213976
Then they'll just keep pressing up against you until you choose. Is that what you want anon? To have your head be squeezed between their breasts while they argue over who gets your virginity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:36:49 2015 No.14213994 >>14213992 I don't want to upset them. Can't they decide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:37:22 2015 No.14213997 >>14213968 I choose Vodka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:37:55 2015 No.14213999 >>14213992 Well, that doesn't sound like it would be so bad. But can't I have a couple of dates with the two of them so I can make a better choice?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:38:37 2015 No.14214000
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>>14213968
I like them both, but I don't want to disappoint either one. There's only one way to decide:
The almighty coin. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

And then I promise whoever loses gets to have some private time later to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:38:45 2015 No.14214001 >>14213994 There's only one real way. Sex contest. Whoever gets you to come more gets your virginity. Now choose. Paizuri, Buttjobs, Handjobs, Intercural, or Oral? Or perhaps all of the above?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:39:47 2015 No.14214005 >>14214000 It's not like she's not going to get to have sex with you anon, it's just she won't be your first.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:40:12 2015 No.14214007

>You will never help a friendly Arachne fend off an attack by an enormous Tarantula Wasp looking for something warm to paralyze and lay its eggs in so they can eat the host alive

>You will never hold each other for reassurance while the shakes pass after the fight

>You will never develop a meaningful relationship with your waifu as you travel together and sell artisan textiles and extremely light-weight and strong rope to adventurers, merchants, and sailors alike

>You will never see her model that lacy piece of lingerie she made just to show herself off better for you

Why even live, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:40:58 2015 No.14214008 >>14214001 But if they do that, I'll be too exhausted for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:41:15 2015 No.14214010 >>14213986 No vos

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:41:23 2015 No.14214011

>>14213983
the idea and appeal here is that you have a best friend who you can do cool dude things with and then fuck the shit out of them at the end of the day.

I can imagine having like, an alp for a roommate or something would be alright, you both go about your business during the day, maybe go out and grab some food or something, and then have a nice fuck at the end.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:41:26 2015 No.14214013

>>14213953
>>14213968
>>14213976
>>14213984
>>14214000
>>14214001
>>14214005
>Not choosing the third option
>Telling one to lay down
>Telling the other to lay on top of her
>Repeatedly entering and exiting both of them
>Cumming inside both
That way they both get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:41:47 2015 No.14214014 >>14214007 >Why live For the alp down the street of course. Spiders are icky.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:42:17 2015 No.14214017

>>14213953
>>14213976
>>14213984
>>14213968
>Red Oni has a trimmed bush, and rides your face like a bucking bronco as her Blue Oni sister sucks your balls into her mouth
>They're trying to see who can get who off as part of their competition, drunkenly arguing with each other
>You've never been one to get off on blowjobs or handies, and it takes five minutes of sucking for the Blue Oni to get tired of it, glaring at her sister coating your face in her love nectar
>She takes her glasses off, undoing her braided hair, letting it flow down to the small of her back
>Her sister pauses and flushes a bright red, lifting up just to plant her ass on your face
>While Blue rides you ragged, the tight walls of her pussy sucking and pulling you deeper into her on each bounce
>Red's providing commentary as she grinds her pussy into your face, sucking on her sister's nipples, who's happy to oblige and return the favor
>They take turns sharing you throughout the entire night, leaving you to wake up to rustling underneath the covers
>There's a tingling sensation on your cock, lightly burning, and when you lift up the covers you find both Onis pouring sake on your shaft while they suck your morning wood off
>Comparing you to Momotaro and other heroes of yore, telling you that they're inviting their Ogre oneesan over for extracirucular fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:42:51 2015 No.14214019 >>14214005 I know. I just figure getting an hour or five alone would make up for not being the one to take my virginity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:43:37 2015 No.14214022 >>14214007 >waifu after a night Whoa hey, no man, naw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:44:08 2015 No.14214024 >>14212199 >>14212201 >>14212196 >Lazy shits who don't deserve a loving waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:44:55 2015 No.14214032 >>14214014 I'd sooner a gross, creepy disgusting spider than a piece of shit tranny alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:45:09 2015 No.14214033 >>14214010 No tu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:45:33 2015 No.14214035 >>14214024 There's a reason man invented machines and labor laws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:46:08 2015 No.14214038 >>14214022 Where does it say she's your waifu after a night?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:46:25 2015 No.14214039 >>14214017 >Ogre No thanks, I'd rather not fuck the nigger of the monster girl universe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:46:57 2015 No.14214041 >>14214039 That's the Manticore, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:47:52 2015 No.14214045 >>14214041 No anon, Manticores are the sand niggers of the monster girl universe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:48:06 2015 No.14214046 >>14214033 Nein [German for "you"]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:49:08 2015 No.14214050 >>14214038 Oh, I read fight as night, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:49:39 2015 No.14214052 >>14214046 нет вы

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:50:40 2015 No.14214058

>>14214013
All this is making me wonder what Onis would be like during sex.
I've got this idea that Blue Onis would be biting their lips, trying to keep their composure and moaning, while Red Onis would be Ahegaoing and incredibly loud during sex.
Blue Onis start acting like Red Onis during sex when they're either drunk or when they've been fucked to the point where they give in to the pleasure.

>>14214017
Anon, what are you doing to my dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:50:43 2015 No.14214059 >>14214032 You don't have to be so tsun Anon, you know you love boipussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:51:05 2015 No.14214060 >>14214017 Morning blowjobs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:51:15 2015 No.14214061 >>14214046 It says quite a lot about that hitler movie that close to literally everyone in the world knows nein, but not du

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:51:29 2015 No.14214063

>Be an orphan kid living in shit human village
>Escape it because of the abuse
>Get lost
>Die from hunger/sickness/whatever
>A married Lich revives you
>She and her husband act like your new parents
>Grow up to be a scholar and learn some magic from mommy Lich

How does this sound as the beginning of a story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:51:43 2015 No.14214064 File: 40 KB, 450x319, 1439581918715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214058 Dealing with perpetual writer's block and self esteem issues. As well as the fact that Harblador still hasn't done Hounds of Tindalos

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:53:13 2015 No.14214067 >>14214063 Sounds like a setup to a bad fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:53:43 2015 No.14214069 >>14214063 Is the MC raised alongside monstergirls that his mother raised?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:54:47 2015 No.14214071 >>14214059 >projecting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:54:53 2015 No.14214072 >>14214063 Generally, you'd come back as a female undead

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:55:39 2015 No.14214077 I WANT TO MARRY AN ALP I WANT TO LOVE AN ALP I WANT TO CUDDLE AN ALP I LOVE ALPS HOLY SHIT

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:55:41 2015 No.14214078

>>14213945
The greatest aspect of that appeal though, is the idea of corrupting it beyond all recognition with your own penis, of course. The idea of taking your once normal human Alp, and transforming them into something that even Succubi envy, is quite an idea indeed. The very thought of grabbing your childhood friend, mid-sentence, ripping her clothes off, and relentlessly fucking her on the floor of your bedroom, forcing her to take your dick into her throat as you rape her face, and cum all over her to mark her as your property, only pales in comparison to the idea of putting a collar on her and making her your pet, demanding that she be naked in your home and ready to take you at any moment without warning, while taking care of your home throughout the day with and drooling pussy, dripping with your own cum.

The hole only gets deeper from there, as you bring drugs, hypnotism, magic, and psychological manipulation into the relationship, in order to brainwash and physically develop your Alp into the happiest, and most satisfying, sex slave in the world, who has the best sex, and gives the best sex, being utterly tailored to your interests, with absolute loyalty to her master, her programming sufficient to dynamically satisfy your every want without even being asked, instantly and efficiently responding to changes in circumstance for your benefit.

As an Alp, they're inherently quite flexible in their development, so choosing to train your Alp this way is only the ideal path to developing their abilities in all regards, to their utmost, and as such, only the most natural development for an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:56:38 2015 No.14214082 >>14214063 Well, you'de be a skeleton and female then. Anyone raised from the dead is made female, so yeah..... Unless you ate one of those mushrooms and attracted an undead MG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:57:05 2015 No.14214084 >>14214061 Valkyrie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:57:08 2015 No.14214085 >>14214077 >you will never flay an Alp, and force it to roll in saltwater

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:57:57 2015 No.14214087 >>14214078 Anon, have you been possessed? Because you're starting to sound like it.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:58:38 2015 No.14214090

>>14214063
Maybe just have the Lich save him just before he died, because like >>14214072 said. Female Undead.

>>14214069
That's actually a cute thought. A bunch of loli zombies sneaking into the kid's room, and he thinks they're going to eat him but then the just snuggle up to him in a big cuddlepile while moaning "Waaaarm".
Bonus points if they become Ghouls and Wights when they grow up, but never quite lose their cuddlebug traits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:59:37 2015 No.14214091 File: 806 KB, 732x720, 1438900449102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214078 >Alpfags Just fuck an actual Succubus instead of a fake one, christ.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:00:14 2015 No.14214094

>>14214067
Why is that? For now the rest of the story is kinda blurry, but my idea is that mister undead incubus would be a private teacher for a dormouse

>>14214069
I didn't think about that, it's a great idea I'll keep it in mind, thanks

>>14214072
>>14214082
I'll just say that he was revived soon enough or something like that, sticking strictly to what MGE says is too limiting for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:00:34 2015 No.14214097 >>14214091 Really, this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:01:22 2015 No.14214099 >>14214013 >Onis >Being that passive during sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:01:49 2015 No.14214101 >>14214091 That defeats the point of being a gigantic fucking faggot though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:02:14 2015 No.14214102 >>14214094 Your story is shit and you sound like a stupid faggot. Kill yourself.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:02:28 2015 No.14214105

Who the fuck cares? If the guy want the orphan to be raised as a male undead let him, it's not like such a thing is beyond the scope of MGE. If it bothers you so much and the guy cares enough to listen, just have the kid be an undead incubus from the start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:02:56 2015 No.14214108 >>14214091 Succubi are literally inferior to Alps in every way though, it's even in their MGE description. They're less shapely for the people that are into that, and they aren't as easy to control as Alps are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:03:43 2015 No.14214112 >>14214078 >>14214091 >>14214101 >>14214108 Shut the fuck up you fucking faggots. I swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:03:53 2015 No.14214114 >>14214063 >NTR your new father >Good end

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:04:21 2015 No.14214116 >>14214108 MAMONO MANA. No excuse.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:04:59 2015 No.14214118
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>>14214091
But Alps by definition are an 'actual Succubus', though. The only difference is that they're Incubi, who either through going 'I want to be the girl', or harboring intimate feelings about another man instead of however the fuck a Succubus comes into existence (Probably from fapping energy, who fucking knows).

They're both Succubi, and there is no Stage 1 - 3 bullshit with Alps, it's the level of the acceptance of their own femininity.

TL;DR: People are faggots, KC is a pandering faggot, why are we even discussing Alps

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:05:00 2015 No.14214119 >>14214112 Found the grumpy alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:05:21 2015 No.14214122 >>14214099 They'd be grinning and giving you lewd encouragement anon. They'd probably find it cute that you're trying so hard to please them though. And once you cum between them, they'll reward you for your opening act by rocking your world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:06:38 2015 No.14214125 >>14214114 >Implying that he'd fuck the Lichmom and not a Ghoul, or a Wight, or a different Lich, or that nice Vampire girl his monster introduced him to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:06:50 2015 No.14214126 >>14214122 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:07:00 2015 No.14214127 I wonder; if an Alp were the Demon Lord, would monster girls suddenly be able to birth sons? Would we finally be able to say goodbye for ever to those cancerous Paladin boymakers? Could we live in a perfect world of Monster Girls without normal women?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:07:50 2015 No.14214129 >>14214127 Shut up already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:08:00 2015 No.14214130 >>14214125 >nice vampire Don't believe his lies

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:08:53 2015 No.14214133 >>14214127 >Alpfag >calling something else cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:09:20 2015 No.14214135 >>14214122 >>14214122 >You will never find the legendary Jötunn girl >She will never bring Ragnarok to your Midgard with mead and iron girders

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:10:00 2015 No.14214137 >getting trolled by an alp I came here to laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:10:44 2015 No.14214139 >>14214127 >Everything is alp, there are no more monstergirls just monsteralps Truly alps are the ultimate monster, why don't we have monsteralp general yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:10:53 2015 No.14214140 Reminder that Alps are the anti-yuri, seeing as the need to prefer men over women is explicitly mentioned as necessary for them to become one in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:12:46 2015 No.14214149 >>14214140 You mean anti yaoi, since monstergirls adore the dick saying alps are the anti Yuri sounds wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:13:03 2015 No.14214151 >>14213861 What is this Chinese knockoff Nepgear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:13:37 2015 No.14214153 File: 35 KB, 665x510, Mofufufu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:14:32 2015 No.14214158

I've been wondering, what non-succubus variant monstergirl would be the biggest hedonist?
What girl would love good food, good drink, good music, and a good fuck the most?
I'm talking a girl who would enjoy a good meal with you and then ride you so hard that the two of you would leave an imprint in the bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:15:20 2015 No.14214163 >>14214153 Mofucore-chan is a big dummy, she doesn't stand a chance against me! I'm gonna get her all soaking wet! Who's gonna be the smug one then, Mofucore-chan, hmmm?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:15:41 2015 No.14214164

>>14214140
>We can finally be free of yuri
>but Alp
>but no more yuri
I don't know anymore. I'd do almost anything to get rid of people who like things I don't like, but I also don't like Alps. On the other hand, if I side with the Alps, how can I get rid of Alp posters? My autism demands me to do something, but I can do nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:15:44 2015 No.14214165 >>14214158 Devil. But really all of them. Cept maybe unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:15:47 2015 No.14214166 >>14214153 What a cute little bush.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:15:49 2015 No.14214167 >>14214149 Either way alps are just great aren't they? I mean why even have all these other monsters when you can have alps? Alps, alps, alps, I could just crash a plane into them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:16:22 2015 No.14214168 >>14214158 Oni, Manticore, Hellhound, Kakuen, Jinko, Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:16:58 2015 No.14214169 Why do you guys hate Alps so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:17:37 2015 No.14214175 >>14214167 No, they're shit. Go back to /b/ you 5 dollar troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:17:43 2015 No.14214177 >>14214169 bcuz alps r gay lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:18:12 2015 No.14214179 >>14214169 It's my favorite meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:18:46 2015 No.14214181 >>14214169 Alps are okay when the people that like aren't shoehorning them into everything like Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:19:06 2015 No.14214183 >>14214168 So how hard would it be to have a sevensome with all of them? Eightsome if we could squeeze in a Cheshire cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:19:49 2015 No.14214185 >>14214181 that like them*

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:19:58 2015 No.14214187 >>14214163 The few dozen other Mofucores swarming up behind you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:20:22 2015 No.14214191 >>14214169 Just look at this moron alpfag right now. Because I don't want to have to question my sexuality if a girl turns out to have been male. Because faggots a shit. Because I don't have a tranny fetish. Pick any of these or unlisted ones.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:20:33 2015 No.14214194

>>14214169
Overused and overrated. People literally only like them because they used to be men. 90% of the time Alp could be interchangeable with just a normal succuslut and made 10x better. But people just resist the memehate with memelove. That and the contingent of actual transgender and corruption fetishists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:21:08 2015 No.14214197 >>14214169 /mgg/ has been like this forever, so I just kind of thought it was normal and followed suit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:21:59 2015 No.14214202 >>14214194 Nigga don't lump in corruptionfags with alpfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:22:12 2015 No.14214203 >>14214183 RIP me, I could barely handle 2 or 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:22:35 2015 No.14214204 >>14214194 I'm sorry, but it's only memehate at this point. The only love they receive is probably legitimate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:22:52 2015 No.14214206 >>14214194 >Alp could be interchangeable with just a normal succuslut and would be exactly the same Fixed for accuracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:23:16 2015 No.14214207 >>14214202 Some dude asked legitimately a while back. Every answer was 'I'm a trans/corruption fag' >>14214204 >implying you hipster cunts don't like them because every one else hates them

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:23:54 2015 No.14214208 >>14214203 That's what corruption fruit and things like that are for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:24:24 2015 No.14214209 >>14214169 People who hate Alps hate Bromont too I bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:24:28 2015 No.14214210 >>14214168 >jinko >hedonist maybe in heat, but I thought they were supposed to be all disciplined and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:25:10 2015 No.14214211 >>14214203 Don't worry, the Apophis and the Manticore will pump you full of venom, you'll be able to go at it for weeks, if you don't lose your sanity in the process

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:25:22 2015 No.14214212 >>14214204 The hate is real. Look at Bob.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:25:53 2015 No.14214215 >>14214169 I just hate alps and anyone that likes them because they bore me, they ruin the thread because of how much work it is to hide all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:26:34 2015 No.14214216 >>14214169 I don't. They're as bullyable as monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:26:41 2015 No.14214217 >>14214207 So what? Not every corrutionfag is also an alpfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:27:38 2015 No.14214220 God I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:04 2015 No.14214221 >>14214169 because one never returned my Super Smash Bros cartridge after a sleepover back in middle school and I'm still salty as fuck you crossdressing chodesnorkeler, I want my game back

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:13 2015 No.14214223 >>14214169 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:18 2015 No.14214224 >>14214217 You're the only one implying that, bucko. I just said corruptionfags were into it, I never said all or which ones.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:20 2015 No.14214225

>>14214210
But Imagine the Manticore jabbing her with her venom while the Oni and the Hellhound spread her legs and the Apophis helps shove you into her.
The Kakuen is just touching herself really hard.
At some point a Cheshire is going to come in with a Raiju, a Ghoul, and a flustered looking Anubis and then you'll be fucking all of them for at least the next week thanks to the Apophis' potions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:44 2015 No.14214226 >>14214220 God I love Alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:46 2015 No.14214227 File: 176 KB, 611x721, [Gao Intensifies].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214212 The only things Bob did wrong was futa and the Gnoll, prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:28:50 2015 No.14214228 >>14214204 >memehate This word would always sprout up when people Bob although the hatred for him is justified, so it's ironic to see someone that's probably the same fag using it to defend Alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:30:16 2015 No.14214231 >>14214169 Well, Kunoichis are just better, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:30:24 2015 No.14214232 >>14214227 Mofucores are cheap Wock ripoffs, which in turn were knockoffs of those Cait Sith yukkuris that never took off. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:30:39 2015 No.14214233 >>14214227 He also had monsterboys in monstergirl city for whatever reason. Most likely to piss the thread off, but thankfully those moments received attention.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:30:54 2015 No.14214235

>>14214212
>>14214228
Anons. I'll go on record and say that I've memeposted about Bob despite never having read a single thing he's ever written. All I know is that he's the source of faggotcat, and the thread doesn't like him.

Memehate is real. when you see hate in thread, remember; your on an anonymous imageboard, and someone might be funposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:31:02 2015 No.14214237 >>14214227 the word "turgid"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:31:17 2015 No.14214238 I want a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:31:43 2015 No.14214240 >>14214232 You're actually correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:31:48 2015 No.14214241 Any cute stories where the guy isn't a rape doll?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:32:06 2015 No.14214242 >>14214225 I'll just take the Kakuen and Oni. Only girls that aren't shit out of all of the ones you just listed.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:33:12 2015 No.14214246

>>14214235
Trust me, Bob isn't the source of faggotcat.
He's the source of an even worse meme that inspired months of shitposting and ruined the reputation of Cheshire Cats for quite some time, as well as causing an influx terrible, terrible futafags. He was also a massive attention whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:33:22 2015 No.14214248 >>14214238 Fucking gross. Go kill yourself you insufferable faggot. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:33:48 2015 No.14214249 >>14214241 No, because that's not allowed.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:34:10 2015 No.14214252
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Since we're talking about Apophis' venom, how do you guys like it to be?

KC explained in a Q&A that it wasn't that strong

But I love the idea that anyone she bites become a sex craved thrall until it wears off

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:35:56 2015 No.14214260 >>14214235 >admitting to shitposting Why? People like you're the reason I have to filter so much bullshit. I've been missing out on nearly half of all thread activity because of people like you. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:36:58 2015 No.14214261 >>14214246 He also spammed his other shitty ideas like ear sex, ruined the ending to his laska story for muh feels and roped .less into being his buttbuddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:37:01 2015 No.14214262 File: 316 KB, 540x493, oni baseball.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whose your favorite team in the MG League?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:37:46 2015 No.14214266 File: 35 KB, 458x461, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214235 >I shitposted >I didn't know what it was about, I just ought it was fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:37:59 2015 No.14214270 >>14214252 That's a thickpophis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:38:01 2015 No.14214271 >>14214252 Remove grapesnake, alpophis is inferior.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:38:36 2015 No.14214272
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>>14214241
http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy
http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
http://pastebin.com/DxDpHXUR
http://pastebin.com/PwgdreTD
>>14214249
I can smell the sodium from here, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:39:02 2015 No.14214273 >>14214078 I came pretty hard to this anon, I hope it brings you some solace that at least one person fapped to this.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:39:13 2015 No.14214275

>>14214237
YBA literally uses the word "turgid" in the first actual sex scene with Nina in Vengeance. Line 185.

Why the fuck do I remember shit like that and the fact that Bilquis, Queen of Sheba eats a client who mistakes her for a cheap whore on Page 29 of American Gods with her vagina

>>14214252
>Apophis venom isn't that strong
>A snake-woman based on an Egyptian Cobra not having strong venom when that shit quite literally, not figuratively, kills you by putting you to sleep

Oh okay, KC. Next thing you're going to tell us is that Centaurs give birth from the front so their young look EVEN MORE like a bowling ball forcing itself through a coin purse.

>>14214261
>TFW you faggots actually called me Bob for aural sex greentext when it was just being silly to begin with

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:39:45 2015 No.14214278 >>14214235 You're human shaped garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:42:02 2015 No.14214287 >>14214272 >inb4 he responds by saying none of them are good enough for his refined tastes Also, thanks, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:42:12 2015 No.14214288 >>14214272 >enabling faggotry Good job retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:42:36 2015 No.14214289 >>14214275 >it's ok to say turgid because another writefag did too it's still not ok

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:43:54 2015 No.14214295

>>14214252
I like to think of it as a slow poison. She bites you and you think you've resisted her poison and try to escape, but then you just get hornier and hornier until you're lying down and panting, and that's when she slithers up in a doorway behind you, waits for you to turn around and then slowly removes those things covering her breasts and makes a beckoning gesture to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:44:11 2015 No.14214298 File: 113 KB, 490x490, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214287 >>14214288 Oh, wow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:45:56 2015 No.14214301 >>14214273 Thanks for that anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:46:22 2015 No.14214303 >>14214252 I like the idea of inexperienced and immature snakes injecting their entire venom sac. It's the young snakes you should beware.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:47:17 2015 No.14214305 >>14214289 I was only noting that not only Bob has used the word.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:49:20 2015 No.14214307 >>14214287 It's one guy who posts negatively about everything so he stir up shitposts, simply report it He will have to reply to this post to try and fuel more shitposts, and no one will respond to him

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:51:11 2015 No.14214311 >>14214295 >We'll never have a story like this in the full Suffering.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:52:11 2015 No.14214315 >>14214303 This is why I want an older snake who knows what she's doing, not some inexperienced brat

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:52:28 2015 No.14214316

>>14214303
>Nervous teenage Apophis injecting her crush with all her venom because she's afraid that her Pharaoh rival is going to steal him from her.
>He becomes a rampaging fuckbeast that immediately pins her to the ground and rips off her sweater to get at her breasts while shoving himself inside her.
>[Awawawawa intensifies]
He's probably going to apologize profusely once he comes to his senses, but I think she'd think it was worth it in the end.
Once she builds up her confidence, she'll even use it when she wants to spice up sex.
Imagine an Apophis injecting all her venom into you and then holding you down and making you thrust up into her all night long.
I'd be worth it to wake up with that snake coiled around you with a cute smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:53:09 2015 No.14214318 >>14214311 Don't be like that anon You can write it yourself if you want to, start it as a greentext if you aren't confident in your abilities

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:54:10 2015 No.14214322 >>14214311 Get to writing and we could

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:55:58 2015 No.14214328 >>14214316 >>He becomes a rampaging fuckbeast that immediately pins her to the ground and rips off her sweater to get at her breasts while shoving himself inside her. >tfw i.imgur.com/hPw4nf3.gif

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:58:56 2015 No.14214334 >>14214328 Oh my, you wouldn't happen to know where that's from would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:59:57 2015 No.14214336 >>14214224 >every answer was I'm a corruption/transfag You implied implications motherfucker.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:00:07 2015 No.14214337 [SPOILER]

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>>14214322
>>14214318
Too much effort required. It's far more easy to just drift along the lazy river without any repercussions from people who get in a tiff about EVERYTHING and nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:00:07 2015 No.14214338 Moldykins was an objectively great aritst. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:02:28 2015 No.14214345 >>14214334 Vulvarape the Rapinator.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:03:09 2015 No.14214347 >>14214345 Sounds like a Bromont MC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:03:17 2015 No.14214348 >>14214334 It's Valvrave. He went into hypermode and couldn't stop himself. In the end, she didn't mind,

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:04:17 2015 No.14214351 >>14214227 Monsterboys Gnoll Smug fatshit Faggotcat Pegging

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:04:52 2015 No.14214353 >>14214345 God what a horrible series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:05:27 2015 No.14214357 File: 400 KB, 565x343, 1436422021024.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQFszVb2IL8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:05:31 2015 No.14214358 >>14214227 Aural sex spam

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:07:43 2015 No.14214365 >>14214227 He is responsible for 'using fox ears like an onahole' being a thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:10:13 2015 No.14214371 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x1592, 1405247102898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214063 >"If I kill Anon and resurrect him he won't be able to reject me!~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:11:26 2015 No.14214373 >>14214371 That's what you think toots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:11:45 2015 No.14214374 >>14214357 Dance Wolf Girls! Dance! Work it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:13:42 2015 No.14214380 >>14214373 You break her heart, she breaks her legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:17:03 2015 No.14214388 File: 1.07 MB, 992x1403, 1442938531119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214371 Barbariank is a pretty cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:17:20 2015 No.14214389 >>14214371 >Yandere Lich has her sight on you >Say no because you're not into necrophilia >Get killed on the spot >Wake up in chained her dungeon after she resurrected you > "I saved your life anon, do you love me now?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:18:23 2015 No.14214392 >>14214380 That just makes it easier for me to run from her then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:19:12 2015 No.14214396 >>14214392 On broken legs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:20:35 2015 No.14214398 >>14214389 How horrifying. I'd be begging for a Paladin to smite me. >>14214396 You did say she would break _her_ legs, did you not? I know that was probably a typo, but it's too funny to not imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:20:42 2015 No.14214399 >>14214396 Reread >>14214380

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:23:22 2015 No.14214404 >>14214389 For someone with so much knowledge, you are so dumb.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:29:42 2015 No.14214424

You're a poor, homeless, orphan child, of the lowliest birth one could imagine, to such degree that it wouldn't be unreasonable to say that you came from absolutely nowhere; that you simply formed out of the ether as you were. Some may say that you don't even exist. Living in the lawless squalor of the undertown in a large city far from the border of any monster territories, you are uneducated and alone in the world. You survive through no means but the learned guile and resourcefulness that comes from a constant state of starvation and the absence of help from anyone but yourself.

One day, as you're patrolling your usual route for potential marks, you discover something you weren't looking for, never would have expected to find, and for the rest of your life, may never find out why it was there in the first place. The sight shocks you, and strikes into you and instinctive response normally absent from you. The sight is foreign to your senses, and it's only through your tempered will do you resist the call of every fiber of your being to kill or run from what stands before you. As an ignorent child you know not what it is, but your body knows.

You've found an young looking Ushi-Oni. Regardless of your lack of education, you've heard speak of monster girls among the adults, and looking at this creature, being in its presence, you can feel the weight of what it is in your bones, in the pit of your stomach. Your sense of reasoning tells you that, still impressionable, it hasn't yet developed it's rape instincts yet, and likely won't, if its raised appropriately, as in, with a husband in mind and at the ready to fuck her whenever she gets horny. She's still young enough that she will respect you as having a position of authority over her, even perhaps seeing you as a rolemodel, older brother figure, or father figure if you choose to take care of her.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:32:52 2015 No.14214434 >>14214424 Not take the fucking kid. Why would I want two mouths to feed while I can barely support myself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:34:13 2015 No.14214442 >>14214424 harvest some blood every now and then then plunge the city into ushi oni chaos

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:34:33 2015 No.14214443 >>14214424 Take care of her and start an underground criminal organization where fear and intimidation through the Ushi-Oni is your main source of power. Then make love to her day and night

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:37:07 2015 No.14214449

>>14214424
Use it to extort money from people by telling them if they don't pay me to "cleanse" their homes they'll be besieged by a vicious creature. If they pay, fine. If they don't I send the Ushi in at night to throw shit around and scare the piss out of them a bit. I'll keep her calm with dickings on the side. Set aside what I can, clean up, try to find a real job that will allow me to build a modest home, marry the Ushi, and live of my meager wage and whatever she can hunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:37:16 2015 No.14214450 >>14214424 >she will respect you as having a position of authority over her Not taking her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:38:22 2015 No.14214454 File: 647 KB, 1200x1600, Ice Gazer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have some new Gazer art

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:38:54 2015 No.14214457 >>14214424 you prod a bear with a line in that spoiler anon. i hope you know what your doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:39:06 2015 No.14214460 >>14214454 That's actually really fucking cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:39:11 2015 No.14214461 >>14214424 >Ushi-Oni powers GET Seriously. If you're dirt poor, having an Ushi would be great; they can climb walls, tunnel, have super strength, etc. Best catburglar MGs except maybe Cheshires. Masked thief duo, here we go!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:39:28 2015 No.14214463

>>14214424

Except that's wrong, Anon. All monsters have the instinct to prey upon Humanity built into their very being. The gods made them to murder Humans and destroy their civilizations whenever the mortals grew to prosper beyond what the heavens considered appropriate for their mortal toys. The Demon Lord just turned the thirst for blood into a thirst for cock. Rape is a part of an Ushi-Oni's very core. You're a combination of prey and husband, and every aspect of her power tells her to take you, break you, and make you hers.

There is no love. There is no respect. There is only an endless tide of snu-snu and getting degraded into a broken obedient husk of a Human being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:39:45 2015 No.14214465 >>14214454 That's one ferocious looking monoeye. Eye love it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:41:15 2015 No.14214471 >>14214424 We stick together. Plain and simple. Where I go, she follows In a world where anything can kill you, family is important

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:43:05 2015 No.14214478 >>14214457 >Bear prodding I keep seeing this lately, what do you mean>

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:44:38 2015 No.14214485 >>14214478 Not the Anon but have you ever poked a sleeping dog with a stick? Think that, but replace the dog with a sleeping beargirl A hibernating beargirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:44:41 2015 No.14214486 >>14214454 is she cosplaying for a convention or something?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:46:07 2015 No.14214489

>>14214471
I'm just imagining when the two of you are grown up.
>Two monstergirls corner you in an alley intending to rape you, only to get tapped on the shoulder by a rough looking Ushi-oni who asks them what the fuck they think they're doing with her bro.
I'd imagine she'd be violently protective .

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:46:18 2015 No.14214490 >>14214486 She's probably on her way to teach a lesson to some mean boys who bullied her monoeye friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:47:34 2015 No.14214497 >>14214489 Of course me being protective of her would rub off. Family's family

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:50:09 2015 No.14214501 >>14214454 ... Less?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:51:17 2015 No.14214503 >>14214501 Baka. Less doesn't do capitals

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:51:20 2015 No.14214504 >>14214424 >>14214485 >>14214489 This whole discussion reminds me of the Ushi-taming story PRW wrote. Fun, cute little read. http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:52:38 2015 No.14214510

Honestly; you should know better. From all you heard by hearsay, all you've come to know of monster girls, and all the rumor, the talk about the worst of them in particular, you should realize the ideas you're having aren't good ideas.

But you can't help it. You've always had delusions of grandeur, always looked for some way up, some way to drag everyone else down to your level. The thought of poisoning the water supply, the thought extorting the townsfolk of their livelihood, and so many others all swirl around inside your head. You're just a stupid kid at the end of the day, and you've never had anything to hope for; you've never even seen a monster girl in your life. For all you know all you've hear of monster girls in your whole life has been a fat load.

The young Ushi turns to look at you, frozen in the darkness, only now seeing you meters away from her. You'd forgotten how good you night vision was.

Entertaining the thought of a future for yourself, you decide to make an approach, thinking, even if things go sour, the worst consequence could only be smaller portions. You haven't eaten anything in a day or two anyway. Can't have less than nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:53:00 2015 No.14214511 >>14214503 But I don't know who else's style it is!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:54:53 2015 No.14214518 >>14214510 >You haven't eaten anything in a day or two anyway. Can't have less than nothing. I feel bad for this MC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:55:24 2015 No.14214520 >>14214501 He drew it for me, yes. Yet to be named gazer side character in Ilothe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:00:25 2015 No.14214531 File: 312 KB, 1920x1344, 1426827586678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214461 That sounds fucking radical. >>14214504 I linked to that story in this thread already, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:02:20 2015 No.14214539 File: 3.94 MB, 2900x1950, 1444389665791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have an ulcer on my upper lip that hurts like hell, what Monster Girl can I bitch to about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:04:52 2015 No.14214543 >>14214539 A lich, so she can fix it. On a slightly unrelated not, that is quite the butt on that Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:07:00 2015 No.14214551 >>14214543 >that is quite the butt on that Jabberwock Would you touch those lower wocks? Do you prefer the upper wocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:08:54 2015 No.14214556 >>14214551 I want to fuck her doggystyle and make her fat butt and her upper wocks jiggle around. Given the figurines she's got I'd guess she'd probably be up for some roleplay too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:12:36 2015 No.14214567 File: 508 KB, 4000x2381, 1443817288758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214539 Is it snowing outside in that picture? Seems comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:15:35 2015 No.14214579 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, 1433414153007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214567 Hanging out with your Jabberwonee-san can only be described as comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:16:53 2015 No.14214582 >>14214424 Yah I oni imouto/partner/enforcer get! And I hate spiders but what the hell, sounds like it could be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:17:40 2015 No.14214585 >>14214579 Those thighs are comfy.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:18:42 2015 No.14214589

>>14214510
Walking in deft silence, you come within a meter of the monster girl, and only stop when you see her begin to reproach in suspicion, using her multiple legs to distance her body from me without moving while assuming passive body language; if you take another step, she'll probably panic and start running.

You look into the Ushi-Oni's eyes, and present yourself, spreading your arms and pulling back to take a wide stance.

The Ushi-Oni still eyes you with suspicion, likely not used to positive responses, or at the vary least honest ones, she comes forward slightly to take inspection of your body. After a single tentative step, she immediately pulls back, your weak body in course, and before you realize it, the both of you have travailed several meters from where you once were. The Ushi, a girl clearly younger than you, has shown herself to be faster and more powerful even in her young age; perhaps an effect of your severe malnutrition.

Regardless, from where you are now, held by the strong arms of the Ushi, you can also see that, dispute her deformities, elements of her monstrous nature, that she is still a girl. You're stunned for a short moment, suspecting yourself to be mere moments away from death.

"Fuckmeat. Why?" The Ushi asks, in an higher tone than you expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:18:48 2015 No.14214590 >>14214539 Enjoy your herpes.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:19:48 2015 No.14214593
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>>14214567
>You'll never have a comfy date with your nerdy Jabberwock girlfriend on a snowy winter day.
>You'll never cuddle up on the couch and play video games together.
>You'll never wrap a blanket around the both of you and watch goofy anime together.
>You'll never pull the sheets over the both of you and have hot sweaty roleplay sex and fall asleep while cuddling.
>She'll never wake you up the next morning with a kiss on the cheek, a smile and an "I love you".
This is fucking suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:20:29 2015 No.14214596 >>14214589 "Fuckmeat." We got to fix that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:20:56 2015 No.14214597 >>14214593 What kind of roleplay sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:21:00 2015 No.14214598 >>14214593 >Meanwhile the Gazer Otaku looks through the window with a look of contempt and jealousy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:21:33 2015 No.14214602 File: 1.31 MB, 2390x1000, 1444706493099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH WHAT A DAY!! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!! http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51304608

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:21:41 2015 No.14214603 >>14214596 That's probably the only language she knows. Thanks, dear old momma Ushi!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:22:38 2015 No.14214605 >>14214602 Wo is a big dummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:23:00 2015 No.14214609 >>14214579 >you'll never use her PUFFY vulva as a headrest

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:23:55 2015 No.14214612 >>14213250 Would you call a monoeye cosplaying as a lamia a one-eyed snake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:25:20 2015 No.14214614 >>14214590 >people who surf /jp/ getting laid kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:25:22 2015 No.14214615 >>14214589 Gotta fix that language. She will be a proper and kind girl by the end of this.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:25:42 2015 No.14214617

>>14214597
She just pretends she's some of her favorite anime characters. She's pretty good at impressions anon and a closet full to bursting with costumes. It just depends what character you want her to be and if she's a sub or a dom in this roleplay.
Sometimes she's going to want you to roleplay a character too so she can live out her fanfictions.

>>14214598
Her cousin really needs to stop being such a fucking voyeur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:26:16 2015 No.14214618 >>14214614 Here's your reply. Are you happy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:27:49 2015 No.14214620 >>14214617 >Sometimes she's going to want you to roleplay a character too so she can live out her fanfictions. I'll be Godzilla, she'll be Ghidorah, begin the roleplay hatesex.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:31:00 2015 No.14214625

Have you ever been told I love you? I can't help but think MG's would say it too easily. No weight, ya follow? Now I in no way endorse tryhardness when it comes to getting a MG, maybe I'm even over thinking it, but it feels like... would a MG love you for you? Not just cause you were the nearest dick around?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:32:00 2015 No.14214626 >>14214602 Was Mad Max actually popular in Nippon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:32:02 2015 No.14214627 >>14214620 Would you sock her one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:33:44 2015 No.14214629 >>14214615 >proper Fuck that, hard drinking with a heart of gold who curses like a sailor. A sailor who hates the sea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:34:20 2015 No.14214630 >>14214627 After cumming inside her I'd do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGNhLZuD6a8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:35:07 2015 No.14214633 >>14214618 I'm not happy, anon, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:36:26 2015 No.14214638 >>14214630 You fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:38:41 2015 No.14214643 Jabberwock would be better without those stupid mouths or another gimmick . Y/N? What would you give her? >inb4 the dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:41:13 2015 No.14214650 >>14214337 You sound like a wuss. I don't care if you write but, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:41:29 2015 No.14214651 >>14214643 N, I like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:41:45 2015 No.14214652 >>14214643 N

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:42:59 2015 No.14214653 >>14214625 You're worrying over nothing, a MG will love you for who you are, your personality, your hobbies, your looks, your dick , everything, You just gotta find the right one

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:43:06 2015 No.14214655 >>14214633 Taunting Ghost boo freaking hoo everything happens to you.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:45:10 2015 No.14214661 >>14214653 We need a picture of every girl with heart pupils and saying dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:45:15 2015 No.14214662 >>14214643 niet

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:45:16 2015 No.14214663

>>14214589
From there, things move fast. Very fast. Ushi fast.

To survive the encounter, you basically needed to rely entirely on charades, considering her poor to non-existent language skills. That said, you can only say that she didn't kill you, since you have no idea what she got out of your random flailing, but you at least survived; you can deal with the fallout later. Or the next day as it appears, she's made herself a small nest in a hole in the wall of the undertown, and dragged you back there before pushing a rock over to cover the entrance.

There's food. Assorted fruit, mostly edible, lizard meat, jerky, things you've only ever stolen to eat, most of which you've never touched. Things are better than they ever were before, and you eat to the point vomiting multiple times.

When the Ushi sees you, she looks at you as if confused; like she knows she should be doing something with you, but hasn't a full grasp of what. Occasionally, she'll leave to acquire more food, and in the time that passes, you wait. you become nervous, and when she returns, you celebrate. After what feels like weeks, you are alone again. You wait for the nameless Ushi's return.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:46:18 2015 No.14214667 >>14214625 Outside of family, no. The closest thing to affection-saying was a friend of mine called me a dork and then hugged me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:46:45 2015 No.14214669 >>14214629 Dude, MC is an orphaned kid. Stop projecting your self-insert avatar over him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:47:10 2015 No.14214671 >>14214663 Eh, take a look around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:47:41 2015 No.14214673 >>14214620 I was thinking more along the lines of Her being Asuka or Rei and you being Shinji. Not that she'd be against that mind you. She'd probably want to dom you as Satsuki sometimes too. >>14214643 N.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:48:05 2015 No.14214674 >>14214663 Also give her a proper name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:48:28 2015 No.14214676 >>14214669 >self insert I'm talking about the ushi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:49:49 2015 No.14214678 >>14214663 Git gud. Can't just sit here wasting away, we need to keep ourselves from losing our touch, it's all that's kept us alive up to this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:51:07 2015 No.14214683 >>14214643 >implying you wouldn't feed chocolate to her other mouths They don't seem threatening if she likes you, ya know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:52:13 2015 No.14214685 File: 3.46 MB, 5400x3600, 1443686764697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214643 >Getting rid of something that's unique They're cool too, and goofy. How could you hate them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:53:25 2015 No.14214688 >>14214602 >She has two functioning eyes Fuck this shit.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:54:39 2015 No.14214690

>>14214663
>When the Ushi sees you, she looks at you as if confused; like she knows she should be doing something with you, but hasn't a full grasp of what.
Oh, so she literally doesn't understand how to sex, but if she did, we would totally be getting the shit fucked out of us right now. Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:58:07 2015 No.14214695 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214137 Forgot your image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:00:10 2015 No.14214699 >>14214690 I wonder if we help her learn how, if we can teach her to be gentle and not break our pelvis. Then she can have the whole, 'no need for rape, we already have a sex source' thing going on, and everything will be good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:01:12 2015 No.14214700 >>14214685 If a Jabberwock's tentacle mouth drinks wine, does she get drunk or just the tentacle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:02:15 2015 No.14214705 File: 45 KB, 540x202, Darkness-2-deal-banner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214643 N They look like the Darkness' wacky cousin

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:04:39 2015 No.14214707 >>14214700 I find the opposite thought amusing. A drunk jabberwock with the tentacles sober and trying their damnedest to keep things in order with the wock completely oblivious to the situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:06:47 2015 No.14214710 >>14214593 >>14214597 I bet she would love incest roleplay, anime nerds seem to love incest You wouldn't indulge such perverted fantasies would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:08:15 2015 No.14214713 >>14214710 I wouldn't even be able to resist for 60 seconds, that is one of my fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:10:20 2015 No.14214718 >>14214710 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:12:32 2015 No.14214725 >>14214678 This, we need to get some fucking physical activity to balance our sudden intake of the amount of food a human normally functions from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:14:24 2015 No.14214729 File: 881 KB, 850x1200, 79f1701c8f165c00c2dc4cc84804168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214710 Damn straight I would.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:14:49 2015 No.14214730

>>14214700
>>14214707

The concept of the tentacles having their own minds has a lot of potential.

>Jabberwock applies for a job at a big corporation
>She gets interviewed by a Tanuki
>Does her best to sound serious and competent
> One tentacles knocks over half of the papers on the Tanuki's desk
>The other starts laughing like a madman
>Jabberwock continues to talk seriously as if nothing happened, a sweat drop running on her forehead

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:16:07 2015 No.14214733 Ok Anon, your waifu has dressed up to surprise you when you get home. Only catch is she's dressed as the villain of the last game you played. How's it go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:16:28 2015 No.14214735 >>14214710 I'd indulge her Onee-San fantasies if she indulges my desire for her to dress up as Satsuki and sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:17:38 2015 No.14214736 >>14211549 One over my heart. It's an intimate pleasure rune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:18:14 2015 No.14214737 >>14214733 >Arkham Knight/Scarecrow Eh, this is doing nothing for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:19:15 2015 No.14214741 >>14214737 Well, except for the fearboner

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:19:57 2015 No.14214742 >>14214733 Uh. I don't think someone can dress up as a the final boss of what I played.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:20:26 2015 No.14214744 >>14214737 I dunno, what race is she? >>14214742 Villain, doesn't need to be the final boss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:21:04 2015 No.14214747 >>14214733 rainbow 6. waifu in full tactical gear 10/10 would clear rooms with

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:21:23 2015 No.14214748 >>14214733 >Loli Lamia dressed as Wo from Kancolle I can work with this, as long as she doesn't me wear a dress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:21:48 2015 No.14214749 >>14214733 I'm not actually sure. The last game I played with an actual villain, huh. Yu Yevon? How does she dress up like that thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:22:30 2015 No.14214751 >>14214744 >I dunno, what race is she? Going with Succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:22:55 2015 No.14214752 >>14214744 Still don't think it can happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:23:33 2015 No.14214754 File: 121 KB, 577x724, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214733 >She's dressed as Dark Falz >with her hanging out, topless, at the chest like a figure head for a ship Why yes, I have several questions!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:24:39 2015 No.14214756

>>14214749
What race is she?

>>14214748
Can your heart take her going "Wooo"?

>>14214747
Nice, tactial waifus are good.

>>14214751
I dunno about you but a succubutt in arkham knight gear would be well on her way to getting plowed.

>>14214752
What is it?

>>14214754
Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:24:40 2015 No.14214757 >>14214733 >Curse:Eye of Isis The villain is some fat bald guy in a suit. Not a good choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:24:42 2015 No.14214758 >>14214651 >>14214652 >>14214662 >>14214673 >>14214683 >>14214705 Well obviously you're all wrong and need to re-evaluate your taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:25:03 2015 No.14214759 File: 111 KB, 500x524, 1444327544883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214733 ...SMTIV doesn't actually have any genuine villains aside from Tayama, does it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:26:00 2015 No.14214762 >>14214756 >What is it? C-Consciousness from Shadow of Chernobyl. Maybe she could dress up as a Monolith soldier or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:26:12 2015 No.14214763 >>14214756 unfortunately the bright orange tails aren't the best for concealment

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:26:57 2015 No.14214764 >>14214729 If he's pinning her to the wall, why does he have anger veins? Do her boobs have a gravitational pull?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:27:32 2015 No.14214765 >>14214756 >What race is she? Lich. I guess she could make it work. Levitating those rocks wouldn't be hard for her, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:28:04 2015 No.14214767 >>14214758 You're hilarious anon.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:28:35 2015 No.14214770

>>14214757
She's just in a suit then.

>>14214759
I dunno, I don't play SMT

>>14214762
That would be better than her going whole hog and ascending to some formless embodiment of radiation.

>>14214763
Doesn't need to be.
It's sexy.

>>14214765
See? She's got this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:28:46 2015 No.14214771 >>14214764 He's trying to do the Kabe-don thing, but her breasts are too massive and his arms too small.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:30:44 2015 No.14214775 >>14214756 >Can your heart take her going "Wooo"? Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:32:32 2015 No.14214777 >>14214770 tactical kitsune would be nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:35:38 2015 No.14214781 >>14214733 >Hearts of Iron III Uh, Adolf Hitler? That's kind of kinky actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:39:39 2015 No.14214785 >>14214781 That it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:42:52 2015 No.14214790 >>14214733 So Doctor Octopus, Baron Zemo, or Madame Viper. Someone's getting domm'd tonight, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:43:39 2015 No.14214791 >>14214790 Which Mahvel game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:44:54 2015 No.14214793 >>14214775 Don't wooo Hymen penalty

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:45:50 2015 No.14214797 A MGE fighting game would be fucking bullshit if you wanted to play as the human character.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:47:05 2015 No.14214800

>>14214791
Depends on whether or not you count mobile or browser games as video games. Then it would be Future Fight and Avengers Alliance.

If not, then it would be Vayne Solidor.

>>14214797
Unless you're the kind of person who'd ban every other character to keep the game balanced.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:47:10 2015 No.14214801 >>14214797 >2015 >Playing a Human Everything bad that happens to you on online battles is justified

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:48:33 2015 No.14214808 >>14214797 Not if you have the unlimited headpat combo. Shits OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:48:42 2015 No.14214809 >>14214797 They'd be the games Ryu/Terry/Mario. In other words, the jack of all trades.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:49:06 2015 No.14214811 >>14214801 Why would I ever not play as a human? I'm not some faggot who would play as a shitty monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:50:12 2015 No.14214814 >>14214811 He says while getting BTFO in battles Face the facts, champ. You'll never git gud until you start playing goodfighters

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:51:26 2015 No.14214815 >>14214814 Fuck that, playing as a monster girl is for cock sucking homos. Human is the only way to play.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:51:36 2015 No.14214816 >>14214814 I'm already maining the monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:52:34 2015 No.14214820 >>14214815 >Limiting yourself by playing a low-tier fighter See, this is why you don't get in those tourneys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:52:52 2015 No.14214822 >>14214797 It could have a robust seduction subsystem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:54:18 2015 No.14214827 >>14214820 Good Tournaments are for niggers and /v/irmin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:55:51 2015 No.14214830 >>14214797 >not being able to win as Dan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:56:54 2015 No.14214833 >>14214830 >Playing Dan

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:58:16 2015 No.14214839

>>14214797

>You wanna play as the human martial artist
>Everyone picks succubus and you get wrecked by seduction combos
>Switch to the wizard because he is resistant to seduction
>People counter pick you with Wurm who eats all your spells with her super armor
>Screw it, you pick the paladin girl
>Opponent picks the overpowered Lilim and one shots you with a corruption move
>fuck this game

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:58:26 2015 No.14214840
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>>14214797
>You will never main your waifu and even have her fight stick like me.

>>14214820
>Not fighting left-handed against your opponents and then later declaring that you were indeed right-handed the entire time
Guys, please. Reconsider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:59:36 2015 No.14214843 >>14214839 >Opponent picking the boss character What a scumbag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:59:56 2015 No.14214845 >>14214797 Wedding ring astral finish

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:01:26 2015 No.14214848 File: 206 KB, 1200x1734, 26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214840 What fightan' games do you even play? I'll already assume that you play ArcSys stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:01:37 2015 No.14214850 >>14214845 Gotta go for the impregnation finish with MC. Puts all girls in their place. A place with a baby in them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:02:05 2015 No.14214851 >>14214845 Ah but the input for that would be awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:02:30 2015 No.14214852 >>14214845 >Burning all your meter on a super that can wiff

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:03:12 2015 No.14214855
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>hours spent mastering the shittiest characters in fighters
>tfw people smirk at you, "you're gonna play him/her!?
>TFW you rape them so hard and shit on their dreams, fucking them till they bleed then fuck them some more

Cowtits best tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:03:38 2015 No.14214856 File: 379 KB, 2000x2500, 1401144047469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little boys who get lost in the woods will be eaten by wolves!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:05:26 2015 No.14214858 File: 238 KB, 395x479, 1443802201884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214856 Fucking .less and his guro fetish. I remember requesting that image from him at one point too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:05:32 2015 No.14214859 >>14214848 >Posting worst girl's doujin Shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:05:52 2015 No.14214860 >>14214851 Yeah. I hear that the game knows if you're married or not and requires you to be married or propose to a girl while doing it. A sincere proposal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:05:52 2015 No.14214861 >>14214856 Why the hell is she smiling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:07:31 2015 No.14214865 >>14214848 Well, I like Blazblue. And Guilty Gear, and Arcana Heart. And Tekken. And Capcom Vs SNK2. I cannot for the life of me get into Street Fighter because movement feels to stiff compared to the other fighters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:08:42 2015 No.14214868 Lines from manga/games/movies that would not have the desired threat/deterring effect on monstergirls. "Anyone wanting to be raped, step forward."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:08:52 2015 No.14214869 File: 581 KB, 658x800, 1435862887083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214859 I actually liked the lovey-dovey bits between young Rags and Celica, shoot me. ...Celica also had a nice body in that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:10:03 2015 No.14214871 >>14214865 Is AH love max worth the 20 bucks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:10:31 2015 No.14214873 >>14214868 "That means there's a way to beat it, and a way to eat it!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:10:50 2015 No.14214874 >>14214869 Tanabe makes every Blazblue girl appealing. Hell those doujins were one of the reasons I got into Blazblue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:11:09 2015 No.14214875 >>14214869 Who is that doll?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:11:39 2015 No.14214878

>>14214855
How hilarious would it be if you mastered the human character in a monstergirl fighting game so good that you could wreck anyone with him?
Scrubs picking the gateway characters or the douches who go for high-tier characters would be blown the fuck out.
The salty, salty monstergirl tears would be fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:12:06 2015 No.14214879 >>14214733 >Anubis dressed as an Ascian from FFXIV >Or a Primal Both of these are rather silly. Alternatively... >One of the Cyber-Zombies from Soma That's even sillier...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:12:26 2015 No.14214880 File: 2.65 MB, 3000x5000, 1415391779169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214861 Because she's a big bad wolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:12:37 2015 No.14214881 >>14214879 >Playing SOMA Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:13:16 2015 No.14214884 >>14214875 Minerva. A knock-off Nirvana that Kokonoe built for her aunt to use. Since, 'know. Carl.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:13:38 2015 No.14214886

>>14214871
It definitely has fluid combos in the game, but also,
Do you like flying around the screen and fighting with your opponent DBZ style?
Do you like elemental magic tweaking up your playstyle?
Are you alright with the fact that all the characters are going to be girls?
If so, then yes. It is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:14:41 2015 No.14214887 >>14214881 Because my roommates love muh spoopy vidya, and roped me into it, why else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:14:48 2015 No.14214888 File: 385 KB, 652x999, 1436765288731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214875 Deus Machina: Minerva >Carl x Nirvana doujin by Tanabe never ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:15:21 2015 No.14214889 >>14214880 I'd prefer it if she ate up little boys in the innuendo sense of the term. Because Goddamn, those tits and that ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:15:52 2015 No.14214890 >>14214880 Fuck off Bob.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:15:54 2015 No.14214891

>>14214881
Because the previews of an underwater research facility filled with apparently sentient robots intrigued me. I've not been let down so far. The environments are gorgeous. And it's plenty of fun just to explore. Really, it's fantastic. If you like underwater shit and questions about artificial existentialism. Which I do, so...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:16:02 2015 No.14214892 >>14214878 Precisely, that unbelieving, speechless state the first-time you beat them. Then comes determination, then rage, excuses and whining, then they quit and in comes delicious hate mail. I live for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:16:17 2015 No.14214893 >>14214888 >spoiler I don't think he's ever not going to make Ragna the protagonist in his Blazblue doujins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:17:09 2015 No.14214894 >>14214888 >Liking Incest Actually I don't have any problems with that, I just think Carl's a prick and anything with him in it suffers for his presence. Hell I deleted the one image of him Tanabe drew after I downloaded it with a doujin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:17:32 2015 No.14214895 >>14214878 Beat everyone, then send them trash talk PMs saying how bad they played and how you destroyed them with a bottom tier, specifying that you're just a human boy so they get even saltier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:17:58 2015 No.14214897 >>14214886 It's lilibait?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:18:14 2015 No.14214899 File: 235 KB, 1037x1100, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Kuwagata Soldier Beetle who shined like the sun? I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:18:25 2015 No.14214901 >>14214893 >not going to make Ragna the protagonist in his Blazblue doujins The Alpha-01 doujin counts too in that regard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:18:58 2015 No.14214902 >>14214868 There were over five thousand virgin mauses in this city, the day before you arrived. How many are impregnated today, I wonder? How many will be virgin tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:19:00 2015 No.14214903 >>14214901 Yeah technically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:19:37 2015 No.14214904 File: 57 KB, 570x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214897 You mean lolibait? No. There's a MILF in there, for example. They're of all ages. Just that they're all girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:19:47 2015 No.14214906 >>14214895 You're just making hate human gamers more. There's already monstergirls mad about human boy streamers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:20:32 2015 No.14214909 >>14214884 >knockoff Then she is not a real person made into a doll?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:21:32 2015 No.14214914
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>>14214899
Needs some egyptian engravings in random places.
>>14214903
I hope that one gets typesetted at some point. Considering the fact that the translated bits already exist in a Pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:22:05 2015 No.14214917 >>14214904 No, I meant yurishit

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:23:00 2015 No.14214919
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>>14214892
I'd be wearing a shit eating grin that would put the entire Smug Squad to shame.

>>14214895
>Monstergirl you trash sends you a 1000 word essay of rage and salt that ends with "I hope you get raped by a Cait Sith and turned into a cat kingdom cumpump."
>Respond with "Git Gud at Fight Games" and watch the salt flow.
>Show up to a tournament wearing a mask and clothing that conceals your entire body.
>Blow through everyone with the human character and win the tournament to the shock of literally everyone.
>At the end, gather your winnings in your backpack (if there are things to be won), pick up a mic, and say very clearly to a salty ass room of monstergirls
>"Git Gud at Fight Games."
>Then run away whooping like one of the three stooges.
Oh man it'd be glorious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:23:40 2015 No.14214921 >>14214917 Well, there's like a grand total of 2 non-human male characters, but my guess is not really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:23:49 2015 No.14214923 >>14214914 I want to give alpha headpats and call her a good girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:24:02 2015 No.14214924 >>14214909 Nope. Pure artificial. Like Nirvana probably was (More or less) before Relius spliced his daughter inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:24:59 2015 No.14214925 >>14214797 It wouldn't have a human character

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:25:04 2015 No.14214926 >>14214923 Alpha is a horrible idea and I hate whoever thought of it in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:25:31 2015 No.14214927 >>14214904 >dat doujin where she gets baited by shot as and becomes the village's, nay, the county's cumpump Hnnnngh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:26:39 2015 No.14214929 >>14214927 Anon, did you have a stroke while typing out that post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:26:45 2015 No.14214931 >>14214926 Mori

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:28:26 2015 No.14214934 >>14214931 >Mori The last prime minister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:28:42 2015 No.14214935 >>14214931 Mori is the worst. Shit taste in waifus and shit ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:29:12 2015 No.14214938 >>14214935 Noel a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:29:49 2015 No.14214942 >>14214938 Noel a flat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:30:12 2015 No.14214943 >>14214919 I never knew how much I wanted salty monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:30:25 2015 No.14214944 File: 79 KB, 550x627, 1530457959004d1c053f85e6fb2196c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214935 He designed this cutie, so I guess he's kinda okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:30:42 2015 No.14214945 >>14214929 It's the bitch that lives in my phone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:31:46 2015 No.14214947 >>14214943 Yeah. Nothing better than to beat a girl, infuriate her, and have her break down your door in nothing more than her panties and a night shirt with the headset still on her head as she rapes you for beating her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:33:42 2015 No.14214951 >>14214947 >raped YOU And you were doing so well

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:34:42 2015 No.14214955 >>14214947 >rapes you Nice job ruining it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:34:58 2015 No.14214956 >>14214947 And that's when she notices your grin and sees that this was your plan all along right? intensify the hatesex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:35:32 2015 No.14214957 >>14214951 Well, it's simple. You raped her, so she rapes you. Equivalent exchange and all that, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:37:40 2015 No.14214962 >>14214733 >Last two games I played were crusader kings 2 and team fortress 2 I mean she's either a norse raider or one of the tf2 classes, I don't think I want to see either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:38:02 2015 No.14214964 >>14214733 >The Nuclear Throne I have no idea how that will work with a Hellhound but okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:38:09 2015 No.14214966 >>14214947 >she rapes you I like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:38:56 2015 No.14214968 >>14214957 No, you fucked it up. You never give anything back, never repent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:39:59 2015 No.14214971 >>14214956 >Monster girl hatesex I better not trash talk Hellhounds and Ushi-Onis or I won't survive this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:40:13 2015 No.14214972 >>14214966 Everyone likes it, except the you-know-what shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:41:47 2015 No.14214978 >>14214972 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:43:17 2015 No.14214983 >>14214972 >whole point of the scenario is to drink monstergirl tears >gets bungled >people who don't like it are shitposters Yeah, no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:44:46 2015 No.14214990 >>14214971 How would salty monstergirls rape you as payback? >Incredibly aggressive paizuri from Holstaurs >Furious blowjobs from Ghouls >Hellhounds grabbing your head and forcing you to eat them out >Hard and fast sex with Kakuens

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:45:09 2015 No.14214991 >>14214971 >Implying they would ever hurt you >Implying being raped by them is bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:46:12 2015 No.14214992 >>14214991 Keep in mind, they're salty as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:46:35 2015 No.14214994 >>14214990 >>14214991 Way to ruin the fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:47:46 2015 No.14214995 >>14214994 Anon, I'm implying that you're playing them even now. Get them nice and salty so they come to your door and have hot Hatesex with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:48:33 2015 No.14214996 >>14214992 But rough sex is the best, I want bites and scratches all over me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:48:35 2015 No.14214997 >>14214995 Nah, that ruins the entire fun behind it. Go jump off a cliff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:48:54 2015 No.14214998 >>14214990 >Tailjobs from alps while their hands continue to try to work you over in the vidya

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:49:10 2015 No.14214999 File: 45 KB, 566x600, 1438656345465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope KCs next girl is a new magical construct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:50:04 2015 No.14215000 >>14214997 Keep whining, maybe it will come back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:50:22 2015 No.14215001 >>14214997 Trust me anon, the only reason I'd get "raped" is if I wanted the girl to get to me. >"You thought you were raping me, but I actually let you catch me!" >"It was all a ruse!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:50:32 2015 No.14215002 >>14214999 I hope she's capable of beating Andrew Jackson in a fistfight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:50:57 2015 No.14215003 >>14215000 Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:51:09 2015 No.14215004 >>14214998 Cut off your dick and mail it to your father already

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:51:23 2015 No.14215006 >>14214998 >Alps Ew, no. I'd rather a nice chubby succubus. preferably with a Paizuri fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:52:01 2015 No.14215008 >>14215002 You just gave me an idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:54:00 2015 No.14215012 >>14214996 I have a thing for odaxelagnia and hickeys, I want to bite a succubutt butt.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:54:33 2015 No.14215013

Now that we've talked about salty monstergirls playing video games, let's shift gears a bit.
What kind of sexy games would you play with your waifu? Would she blow you while you try to play? Would you eat her out if you can't get a higher rank than her? The possibilities are endless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:54:59 2015 No.14215014 >>14215008 Now I'm worried.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:56:07 2015 No.14215019

>>14214997
Yeah, what >>14215001 said.
If you put so much effort into making monstergirls mad on the internet, of course you'd have preventative measures to keep from getting fucked by one unless you actually wanted to.
If you don't of course you'd have shit set up for it.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:56:26 2015 No.14215021

>>14215012
Would you fuck a Succubus who's insecure about her big fat "Takes up two seats" ass? Would you give her ass the respect it deserves and make her realize it's one of her sexiest features? Would you help her build up confidence in her ass to the point where she starts to flaunt it around you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:58:02 2015 No.14215026 >>14215019 Fuck off and ruin someone else's fun already you god damn faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:58:12 2015 No.14215027 >>14215013 Play a different kind of game while watching a movie etc. >She sits in your lap the entire time it's on >If X things happen, she grinds on you harder >If Y things happen, you get to rub her clit harder >Whoever orgasms first loses

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:58:42 2015 No.14215028 >>14215026 Filtered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:59:19 2015 No.14215030 >>14215026 If it makes you feel better, it only happened to me. That was my ruse. That was my plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:00:51 2015 No.14215035 >>14215028 Filtered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:01:13 2015 No.14215039 >>14214733 >Valkyria Chronicles >black dragon dressed as Selvaria I just painted my fucking ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:02:35 2015 No.14215045 >>14215039 That sounds fucking beautiful. Best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:03:26 2015 No.14215047 >>14215021 >takes two seats No lardasses

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:04:07 2015 No.14215052 File: 1.16 MB, 2100x2970, 1437949227514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215039 That sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:04:08 2015 No.14215053 >>14214999 I hope it's more wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:04:46 2015 No.14215055 >>14215021 Yep. WIthout a doubt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:05:11 2015 No.14215059 >>14215021 Hell yeah I would, also some mild spanking while telling her how much i love her big, soft bottom.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:11:30 2015 No.14215072
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>>14215021
>you will never do a surprise attack on a plump Succubutts anus while she sits in your lap
>you will never molest her tail and wings while holding onto her horns for dear life as you plow into her

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:13:45 2015 No.14215076 >>14215072 I just want to fuck a plump Succubus so hard, in so many different ways she'll never have doubts about her sexiness ever again, no matter what those bullies say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:13:51 2015 No.14215077 >>14215021 Jabba the Slut pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:17:29 2015 No.14215084 >>14214733 >dressed as Carmelia from Sly cooper Holy shit Is she suddenly Latina too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:17:46 2015 No.14215085 >>14214999 So long as KC doesn't go the cosplay route with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:21:00 2015 No.14215091 >>14211676 Use it as inspiration Meanwhile I'm gonna use my babby tier chem class as inspiration on how You are not the biggest fish in the pond Your habits will not help you here

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:22:43 2015 No.14215096 >>14215084 I imagine she could roll some Rs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:23:15 2015 No.14215097 >>14211676 >Play the Pokemon World Tournament in Black2/White2 >??? >PROFIT Even better if you've emulated it and can get friends to join you in Doubles/Triples for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:23:43 2015 No.14215098 File: 393 KB, 1200x1709, MoreCushinForThePushin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215077 No bully

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:23:55 2015 No.14215099 File: 159 KB, 850x756, pudgy kit-zuri_SFW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215076 Same, though I prefer a girl with more fluff than a succubus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:27:23 2015 No.14215109 >>14213914 Damn, that ho is trying to seduce all proper-like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:28:26 2015 No.14215110 >>14215099 Fluffy foxes are olev. I want to feed her fried tofu and brush her tail while she eats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:29:40 2015 No.14215112 >>14213914 Do people still read this?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:29:51 2015 No.14215113

>go /tg/ looking for more monster girl content
>find mg thread
>fuck yeah
>start in the archives at part 1
>all these cool choices! Krakens and wyrms and wolves oh my!
>Wonder what anons chose?
>anons chose to be a fucking slime
What a fucking disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:31:31 2015 No.14215117 File: 17 KB, 317x287, f80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215098 I would 'bully' that for hours on end until her stomach is swollen even more to ensure she bears a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:31:55 2015 No.14215118 >>14215098 >NTR >Blackmail Goddamnit

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:32:44 2015 No.14215122
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>reading story set in the desert
>the spice from Dune is used to give a guy magic powers and a boner
So is the spice in MG settings secretly just crystallized love juices from Best Desert Girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:34:42 2015 No.14215123 File: 257 KB, 1000x1000, Jeleton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215113 >being the Monster Girl Lame. The only acceptable choice would be Jeleton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:36:41 2015 No.14215129 >>14215113 >quest where you be the monster girl Mite b cool, rest of the thread's not going to like it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:37:52 2015 No.14215133 >>14215123 >Lame. The only acceptable choice would be Jeleton. You mean a Doppelganger? >Have to be an MG >Choose on that can transform into any form, including a man Problem solved.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:38:50 2015 No.14215137 [SPOILER]

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>>14213052
>Next week is less intense.
>You hear the doorbell at the normal time and when you arrive you find a very small blue girl in a tiger onesie.
>"Good evening, Anon."
>"...Verina?"
>"Yes."
>"You've lost weight."
>"I happen to come into possession of a souvenir set of novelty foods. Please pay no mind to my outfit, this is the only thing I had in my closet that fit."
>"You had that in your closet? Why?"
>"...yes, well, as I was saying, after researching the effects of the foods I felt some of them could be of use in our hobby."
>"Hobby, right."
>"Now, I hate to trouble you, but could you possibly help me prepare for bed tonight? I have much less dexterity in this form and it makes many simple tasks much more difficult."
>"Sure. What do you need help with?"
>"To begin, I have an uncomfortable stiffness in my lower back. Please pick me up and hug me firmly to stretch it out."
>"I feel like you're being a little dishonest with me."
>"I am certainly not." She reaches up to you with both of her arms. "Hugs."
>You pull her up into a hug and squeeze her till she squeaks, then shake her around a bit for good measure. "Happy?"
>"5 minutes."
>"What? No. No way, that's too long. 1 minute."
>"3 minutes." That icy stare of hers is a lot more compelling on a child for some reason.
>You give in and hold her like that for 3 minutes. When you set her down you give her a firm look.
>"There. Now, I assume you actually need my help for something?"
>"Of course. I said I did, did I not?"
>"Ok then, what?"
>"Airpl-"
>"No Airplane."
>"What if I show you my butt?"
>"What makes you think I want to see a little kid's butt?"
>"When we babysat at Riley's house, in the morning you-"
>"Stop! Stop right there! All men my age are like that in the morning. It's a natural phenomenon. There were absolutely no lewd thoughts involved!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:39:46 2015 No.14215139 File: 354 KB, 2400x925, 1370752764894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215129 Not necessarily. I found my way to these threads from a monstergirl RPG thread.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:41:33 2015 No.14215142

>>14215137
>She stares at you for a few seconds before taking on a troubled expression and mumbling something.
>In a normal voice she adds, "Then, please take me to the bathroom and help me brush my hair and teeth."
>That's a little more reasonable.
>You agree and start for the bathroom but she catches your sleeve.
>"Piggyback."
>Grumbling under your breath you kneel down for her to climb on.
>Her hair is too long for her to brush properly on her own and she has difficulty maneuvering the toothbrush so you end up doing most of both.
>"Come to think of it, how did you get here? There's no way you drove like that, right?"
>"...I got a ride."
>"Oh? From who?"
>"..."
>"What's that? I didn't catch it."
>"A member of my social support network."
>"Mom or Dad?"
>"...my mother."
>After torturing her a bit you princess carry her to the bed and tuck her in.
>Your beautiful work lasts a matter of seconds since as soon as you climb in on your side she scrambles over and curls up nearly on top of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:41:35 2015 No.14215143 File: 117 KB, 650x458, 1444103093473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215137 >very small blue girl in a tiger onesie Hnnngh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:43:46 2015 No.14215148 >>14215142 You're doing gods work.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:45:15 2015 No.14215151

>>14215123
I skimmed the story and apparently it's just "all girls school where the girls are monsters."
What's the point? Why have monster girls if nothing they do really requires that they be nonhuman? Does anon really want to be the little girl?

>>14215139
Was this in /tg/? Do you know of any good past mg stories I could read?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:46:17 2015 No.14215153 >>14215137 muh fucking heart

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:46:55 2015 No.14215155 >>14213052 >Sleeping Bag Sharing This is one of my oldest fetishes. Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:46:56 2015 No.14215156 >>14214733 So she dresses up as an evil Kevin Spacey who is planning on taking over the world?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:47:28 2015 No.14215157 >>14215151 >Does anon really want to be the little girl? Yes. That's why Alps are so popular. >>14215156 OF COURSE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:48:15 2015 No.14215161 >>14215137 >She reaches up to you with both of her arms. "Hugs." I may be a twisted and perverse lolicon...but this is still the best application of Sabbath technologies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:49:57 2015 No.14215162 >>14215142 keep it up, my friend.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:50:50 2015 No.14215164

>A monstergirl will never flop down on top of you after a long exhausting day, pull the covers over the both of you, kiss you on the nose and cuddle you like a human sized teddy bear until you both fall asleep.
Damn it.

Night anons, I hope you shits dream of your waifus tonight.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:54:34 2015 No.14215169

>SuuXPapi Doujin translated
>Last page
>Papi downing a bottle of water while Darling washes some dishes
>"Puha~ A cold drink's the best after a sweat!"
>"How'd you get so sweaty in the shower?"
>".......n~ I forgot!"
>"Ah...is that so...well, as long as nothing got broken, that's fine. I guess..."

Does anybody else think the whole "Bird Brain" gag has gotten a tad old?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:55:12 2015 No.14215171 File: 283 KB, 800x900, 1422364234047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215164 I've only ever had the one dream about her, anon. Here, cuddle this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:59:14 2015 No.14215178 >>14215169 Being a human-sized bird is her only personality trait besides loving Darling (which doesn't really count) and doing goofy background events. There's nothing you can do with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:00:18 2015 No.14215183 >>14215169 No. It's not like she can just suddenly change into not a bird brain, that would be awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:03:29 2015 No.14215186 File: 240 KB, 800x1000, 1458764576354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw no, lithe Cheetah Girl track team captain, who's cocky about how fast she can run.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:05:01 2015 No.14215188 >>14215186 Hah, for 10 seconds. Get some endurance girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:05:48 2015 No.14215190 >>14215188 Bishie's got all the endurance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:06:04 2015 No.14215192 >>14215186 >cocky about how fast she can run. Now I'm all too reminded of that insufferable furry faggot from Hunter x Hunter. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:06:58 2015 No.14215193 >>14215186 >Chase her >She covers over a mile in seconds then collapses in exhaustion >Run after her at a decent pace >Catch up before she recovers >Molest

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:07:32 2015 No.14215194

>>14215188
>You will never show up the Cheetah Girl track team captain by beating her in a long-distance race.
>She leaves you in the dust at the start and sprints at over 10m/s as she races around the circuit.
>After reaching 1km she just falls over, panting.
>You overtake her with a leisurely jog and go on to run the last 2kms while she tries to drag herself along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:07:40 2015 No.14215195 >>14215192 His death and how Morel handled him in their "fight" was pretty great though

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:08:46 2015 No.14215199 >>14215195 Morel was a fucking badass, he was so smug about it too.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:14:52 2015 No.14215202

>>14215186
>Captain of the track team just because she's fast
>Jinko dominates the strength events
>Kobold can run marathons effortlessly
>Lioness quadruplets dominate the team events
>Jaguar destroys her in hurdles and jumping events
>'Why is she the captain, again?'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:16:31 2015 No.14215204 >>14215202 Because she has spirit! And a 'can do' attitude! She's popular!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:17:13 2015 No.14215205

>>14215194
Ahh, the one thing humans are good at.
Walking and what used to be walking at shit until it dropped.
Slowly being chased down for miles upon miles until the prey's body just fails.

Would MGC mothers tell stories of ancient man to their children to get them to behave?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:17:25 2015 No.14215207 >>14215202 >'Why is she the captain, again?' Because she wins all the sprints and that's all the audience cares about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:18:19 2015 No.14215209 >>14215202 >>14215204 >>14215207 Because her mastery of the "pole jump" and "bedroom marathon" and "javelin thrusting" events.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:18:39 2015 No.14215210 >>14215190 Is this an alp reference? Don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:20:26 2015 No.14215212 >>14215205 We mainly relied on our intellect and decent vision for that. Abstract thought and 3D reasoning skills make tracking or cornering something a hell of a lot easier. We aren't very impressive physically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:24:04 2015 No.14215226 >>14215212 Yeah, well I once caught a fish THIIIS big. I ain't ever seen no horse do the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:32:02 2015 No.14215238 >>14215202 I want to date a jaguar girl. Preferably black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:38:55 2015 No.14215245 >>14215202 >Pallas Cat Girl just sits on the stands and eats chips while watching the others. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ig2pRIPto

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:39:13 2015 No.14215248 >>14212433 Garden of Hellish Delights

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:39:53 2015 No.14215249 >>14215210 Is there a problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:41:05 2015 No.14215251 >>14215245 The hell is that? An experiment with a cat and a fuzzball gone horribly wrong and released into the wild? What is this black magic that is pulling me to want to pet it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:42:01 2015 No.14215253 >>14215245 >Snow leopard is too shy to even get near the stands >Just complains about how hot it is >Nobody wants big paws like hers >At least her tail is fluffy

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:42:13 2015 No.14215255
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>Oomukade Christmas cake finally gets a man
>They got to fuck and she's just so unbelievably happy
>She's overflowing with joy and wants to make her man feel even better
>She sticks a finger up his ass
>He freezes up and stops ravishing her, going stiff
>"Bitch, what the fuck was that?"
>"Eeehhh? I t-thought men liked that?"
>"No, you fucking weirdo? What the fuck, why would you do that? It's fucking painful and gross, fuck."
>"I'm sorry, I w-won't do it again!"
>"Yeah.. I'm not thinking there's going to be an 'again.'" he says as he puts his clothes back on "I think we're through here?"
>"N-n-no... I'm really sorry, I'll never do it again..." tears are forming in her eyes which are glued to the floor, too scared to look at him directly
>"Have a nice life, creep." he leaves out the door, not even giving her a last look
>She curls up, naked, on her bed and cries

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:43:41 2015 No.14215258 >>14215238 Would she listen to Pantera?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:44:09 2015 No.14215259 >>14215255 This is an accurate depiction of some anons, yes. The Oomukade of course would just rape him in real life, of course. >>14215258 Bad!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:44:49 2015 No.14215260

It is the far future of three years from now and monster girls have come. However, with their coming, they have brought about a massive amount of what can best be described as "shenanigans".

Sudden cuddle piles that cause an increase in foot-traffic, catgirls buying up all the tuna, and little girls chasing after frightened men while shouting out muffled Japanese honorifics through a piece of toast are all now common occurrences.

The governments of the worlds have decided that this will not stand. Sadly, some of the representatives in the UN are now lilims, and, therefore, prone to causing shenanigans.

Roll a girl with monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

You have been tasked with keeping this idiot out of trouble, and more importantly, out of everyone else's hair. Granted, all other men, globally, have been given similar tasks due to lilim shenanigans, but you are still legally required to do this.

The question is, can you manage to keep this girl's antics under control, and if so, how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:45:12 2015 No.14215262 File: 36 KB, 560x382, 15436785656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215253 >She has a habit of chewing on her tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:45:37 2015 No.14215263 >>14215262 >Bitch, I'm delicious!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:47:01 2015 No.14215265

>>14215260
>Goblin
Oh I really am keeping an idiot out of trouble. Okay, here's what we do. I act all chuuni and pretend I'm an evil overlord, and she'll be my minion. Then she only does what I tell her to do, at all times. Problem solved.
That was easy, gimme more Goblins. No ulterior motives here, guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:48:20 2015 No.14215269 >>14215260 Doesn't matter what girl it is, just whip out the dick and they're distracted. >Demonic Energy Well then.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:49:25 2015 No.14215272

>>14215260
>Merrow
They adore lewd stories, I just show her some sites on the internet and get her hooked on japanese pornography in comic form. She'll become a hikkomori, just staying in her specially designed pool and just keeping in touch with friends using her phone.
I'm not taking the hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:49:39 2015 No.14215273 >>14215260 >Inari I introduce her to the miracle of fried tofu, kitsune udons and sake, hopefully she'll cut back on seducing men with her cunning fox wiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:50:21 2015 No.14215274 >>14215260 >Dormouse Easy. Just give her a bed and snacks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:51:06 2015 No.14215275 >>14215272 >spoiler lame

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:53:19 2015 No.14215278 >>14215275 I don't like hats or fish legs. I don't like water, or swimming, or the cold. The rest of her is great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:54:32 2015 No.14215281 >>14215278 So...j-just the human parts? How kinky.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:54:37 2015 No.14215282

>>14215265
Congratulations, your house is now a massive, poorly cobbled together mansion, housing your growing hoard of diligent goblin girls who seek to expand your evil empire. Your neighbors are all furious with you, as your goblins have deconstructed their homes, and some are even further angry as their own chuuni monster assignments are now joining in on the shenanigan and attempting to overthrow your reign of terror.

>>14215269
I'm sorry man, you're just fucked. Literally, figuratively, and imaginatively.

>>14215272
Sadly, your merrow is inexperienced in Earth-world economics, and in has used your credit card to buy a metric fuckton of doujins, posters, and human boy figmas.

>>14215273
Forevermore will their be inari tail-hair in your food.

>>14215274
By the time you snap out of your lethargic haze there are twelve of them and it's been a month.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:55:55 2015 No.14215283

>>14215262
>Find Snow Leopard sitting alone
>She's bored
>Starts to chew her tail absent-mindedly
>Let out a chuckle at the sight
>Get batted around like a yarn ball by her big fluffy paws
>No pain because she's so soft
>hour long non-consensual cuddle session with her ensues

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:56:52 2015 No.14215286 >>14215282 >all out chuuni war with my Goblin horde against the neighborhood girls Kotae wa doko EEEEIEIEIEIEEEEEE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:59:09 2015 No.14215287 >>14215286 Anon, where's your soul?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:00:12 2015 No.14215289 File: 290 KB, 900x1275, wip2_xmas_yeti_hinezumi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all i want for christmas is to git gud

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:00:42 2015 No.14215292 >>14215260 >Chimaera Oh god. Maybe I can get her to stay in goat and live with her, otherwise I think I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:02:03 2015 No.14215293 >>14215282 >By the time you snap out of your lethargic haze there are twelve of them and it's been a month. So this is how she repays me? She's getting kicked out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:02:18 2015 No.14215295 >>14215289 I'll be honest, I had no idea what that bottom one was until I saw the filename. I thought maybe it was a golem or something with rough and rocky hands/arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:02:42 2015 No.14215296 >>14215292 Hope you like the looks you both get as she argues with herself in public.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:03:07 2015 No.14215297 >>14215283 Snow leopard a QTpie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:04:28 2015 No.14215299 >>14215289 I'd stuff that rat's stockings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:04:30 2015 No.14215300 >>14215293 Enjoy going to jail for losing track of your charge, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:05:03 2015 No.14215301 >>14215295 I appreciate the honesty anon, I still have loads of work to do then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:11:07 2015 No.14215307 >>14215260 >Amazoness Ask her politely to stop her shenanigans and hope that I don't get raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:15:50 2015 No.14215316 >>14215282 Fish is getting punished severely for this. Spankings and I take her new stuff away until she pays me back. She'll need to get a job, and there aren't many water based jobs around here. She'll need to find some other way to make money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:18:46 2015 No.14215317 >>14215289 It's not awful at all. Give Yeti more prominent abs, this one looks like she's pretty fit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:21:30 2015 No.14215319 >>14215260 >Jorou-Gumo Forbid her from seducing men and give her a curfew so that she comes home before raping anybody. How's that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:26:24 2015 No.14215322 >>14215260 >Chimera Well. Fuck. I'm probably gonna have to come up with something separate for each of her personalities...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:32:42 2015 No.14215328 Good night Anons, take care and remember. Please burn down the thread, it is an eyesore and must be removed. In an unrelated note, does anyone know how they would theoretically chase off a red dragon who's holding them hostage? This may be important.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:34:08 2015 No.14215329 >>14215328 Holding you hostage? For what? Who the hell would pay for you? Just tell her that you've seen through her charade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:35:25 2015 No.14215331 >>14215328 >wanting to chase off a red dragon go kill yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:35:52 2015 No.14215332 >>14215329 It seems I've been mistaken for someone more important and she refuses to leave. I believe her words were "I've had enough tricks, now make me a sandwich!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:36:20 2015 No.14215333 >>14215328 Have you tried fire-proofing your armor and using weapons enchanted by a water spirit? That helps. But if you really want to tick her off, go flirt with a white dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:37:31 2015 No.14215335 >>14215331 Sorry, I'm partial to the white's myself. >>14215333 That's what I'm planning on. Hopefully it ends in a double knockout so the red can get taken away and I get to nurse the white back up to health.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:37:47 2015 No.14215336 >>14215328 Artillery Cannons. Worked in GATE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:37:51 2015 No.14215337 >>14215332 Sounds like she wants a sandwich to me. Why not help a girl out?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:40:10 2015 No.14215339

>>14215337
Because the only bread/meat in my house for sandwiches belongs to my buddy who's renting a room and it's 4:40am.

She can come back tomorrow when I'm cooking ribs but no sandwiches tonight.

>>14215336
The city frowns upon small artillary pieces in the hands of private citizens.

I also can't afford ammo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:42:07 2015 No.14215341 >>14215335 What if the red wins? Would you shield the white from any further punishment, declaring your love for the frosty one? It might utterly crush that loud mouthed, bull headed, fiery tempered red dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:43:53 2015 No.14215344 >>14215341 If it must be than it must be. Although I am fond of dragons of many flavors, I can't have them stomping through the door and acting like I'm somebody I'm not, especially when it's 4:45am. It will sting but it's for her own good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:54:04 2015 No.14215351 File: 661 KB, 883x788, 1430272451928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215341 Red is best!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:00:53 2015 No.14215354 >>14215351 I'm afraid

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:04:31 2015 No.14215357 >>14215351 I'm going to make fire puns until she gets sick of it and leaves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:05:31 2015 No.14215360 >>14215357 She might beat you to it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:09:04 2015 No.14215362 >>14215351 I see Red Drakes and I wanted them painted black~

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:10:23 2015 No.14215364 >>14215360 Well, this will become a heated competition then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:16:55 2015 No.14215370 File: 1.59 MB, 930x1800, 143737947534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215351 Why have some hot-tempered brute with anger issues when you can have a nice, refined Blue Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:20:23 2015 No.14215372 >>14215370 I'd rather have a thunderbird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:22:10 2015 No.14215376 >>14215372 Well you're weird. And probably an electrical engineering student.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:25:13 2015 No.14215379 >>14215376 Nah. I just want my tingly electric kisses and static puffball thunderchicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:25:41 2015 No.14215380 >>14214947 This is so my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:31:35 2015 No.14215390 File: 2.81 MB, 1600x957, Hey, kid..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215379 Then prepare to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:34:49 2015 No.14215396 >>14214947 >"Not so cocky now, huh fucker?! I'll show you FUCKING combo! ON YOUR COCK!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:36:08 2015 No.14215399 >>14215390 This is three more than I was expecting to deal with. My body is ready.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:37:49 2015 No.14215401 >>14215399 They'll all want their turn, after the ringleader, each shocking you in different places while biting their lips. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:38:55 2015 No.14215402 >>14215390 One of these is not like the others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:39:32 2015 No.14215403 >>14215402 One of these is my favorite color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:41:17 2015 No.14215406 >>14215402 One of these is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:42:33 2015 No.14215411 >>14215401 No group cuddles with mild current passing through me at a pleasant level that leaves us all in a blissful stupor after the many rounds of fucking?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:46:35 2015 No.14215417

>>14215406
>"Hope you like 'electric kisses', boy~"
>"Yeah, we're gonna show something that would shock your parents~"
>"I want to tie you up in my basement and rape you for days and days until you can think of nothing over than sticking your cute little tongue into my electrical socket of a cunt!~"
>"...Jeez, tone it down a bit Sasha, we're just messing with him before class starts..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:47:10 2015 No.14215418 Someone link me Fallen Maidens translation pastebin, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:54:11 2015 No.14215427 >>14215417 When can we start, Sasha?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:57:11 2015 No.14215431 >>14215427 >Sasha is actually a chicken and starts getting flustered, not actually knowing where to start since she only read about it in doujins online

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:59:09 2015 No.14215434 >>14215431 Come on, what're you doing after school today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:00:18 2015 No.14215437 >>14215431 Maybe she gets it from her dominatrix mother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:01:28 2015 No.14215439 >>14215437 Surely her mother could teach her the way to deal with boys properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:03:42 2015 No.14215442 >>14215439 >"Remember honey, never shock the balls." >"Shocking a man is necessary, but shocking the balls is not cool." >"Kills their boner." >"Unless they're severe masochists."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:04:41 2015 No.14215445 >>14215439 >"Sasha darling, you have good spirit, but you're far too blunt dear~" >"You need to lead them into a false sense of security, act like a pure, blushing maiden. Then when the trap is sprung, clamp down on them like a bear trap~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:11:44 2015 No.14215454 >Wake up >New Gazer and Yeti art Today's going to be a great day.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:17:16 2015 No.14215466

>>14215370
>Marry a Blue Dragon
>She's the definition of serenity
>Always calm, always composed, never upset, never raises her voice and never utters a foul word
>Absolutely nothing gets under her skin
>She's never driven a car before, so you agree to teach her
>She gets the hang of it fast and gets her license quickly
>Like any newly licensed driver, she just wants to cruise around
>You go with her, deciding that the two of you will stop for lunch somewhere along the drive
>Not 5 minutes into your drive, and you're seeing a side of her you've never seen before
>"A stop sign isn't a suggestion you fucking asshole!"
>"Make your turn or don't move! Don't go halfway and block my fucking lane!"
>"Holy shit! It is not that fucking hard! Red means stop and green means go!"
>Unsure of how to react to your wife's newfound anger, you sit in stunned silence
>"Ugh, that's it, we're going home. I need to blow off some steam."
>The two of you spent the rest of the day having wild, bestial sex that left you with a number of bruises, scratches and bite marks
>When you woke up the next morning, she was back to her usual self
>You're facing a moral dilemma
>Let her keep driving and getting so angry in order to get more of that amazing sex, or do your best to keep her away from the wheel of a car for the sake of her blood pressure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:20:52 2015 No.14215472 >>14215466 I guess this is inevitable, all that suppressed dragon rage. Either you get used to it, or find a way to spice up roleplay night.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:25:44 2015 No.14215480

>>14215472
>Roleplay night.
>"Okay honey, tonight I want you to pretend to be that ASSHOLE who changed lanes without indicating on the motorway this evening~"
>"S-Sure sugarscale, no problem."
>She slams your head into the pillow and tears off your pants.
>She reaches around and gets a vice-grip on your balls.
>Leans into your ear, panting.
>"The safe phrase is: 'Road safety'"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:28:10 2015 No.14215485 >>14215480 Uhm, is that NTR roleplay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:39:11 2015 No.14215496 >>14215485 How is it NTR?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:50:10 2015 No.14215513

>>14215496
>asks him to roleplay as some guy she saw earlier
>proceeds to hatefuck him
I mean, she doesn't even change her own persona, instead she just imagines an alternate course to the real situation where she fucks that very guy.
Not sure with it being NTR, but pretty sure it should count as a cheating fantasy of sorts.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:53:59 2015 No.14215524

>>14215513
How often do you sit and look at the person who cut you off? I never do, and it happens a lot because I live in an area where a lot of people like to think they're big shots when they drive around in their 5 year old BMW's.
It's never "That guy with the dark hair, blue suit and 5 o'clock shadow is an asshole!", it's just "Fucking beamer faggot I hope your kids die!"
There's no personification of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:54:12 2015 No.14215526 >>14215513 But that's the point of roleplay, it's still with her husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:54:39 2015 No.14215528 File: 690 KB, 2480x3507, It says here boys like nursing handjobs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why isn't she more popular?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:00:20 2015 No.14215540 >>14215528 Old. As in, old design.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:03:15 2015 No.14215548

>>14215526
I still think it's only a legit roleplay when BOTH do the roleplay. You know, there's a reason people tend to feel hurt when their partner accidentally shouts other dude's/girl's name in the middle of sex, thought they 'still' fuck with each other.

>>14215524
Well fair, this tones it down for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:04:01 2015 No.14215550 >>14215528 Just needs some more treasure in her dungeon. That'll make her more popular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:28:23 2015 No.14215573 File: 305 KB, 850x1126, sample-94e75d2dc1350a8dddc2d87d181fba15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to larp with a feathered monster girl. And the loser of the combat session has to do whatever the winner says.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:29:45 2015 No.14215574 >>14215573 Just remember. Shields ain't actually for pussies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:33:40 2015 No.14215576 >>14215574 But she can't use one. It's only fair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:38:29 2015 No.14215585 >>14214336 You inferred inferations, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:44:57 2015 No.14215593 >you will never release an Ushi-Oni in a high school full of singing bishies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:45:42 2015 No.14215594 >>14215593 >singing bishies What kind of high school has that?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:50:28 2015 No.14215601

>>14214625
>Not just cause you were the nearest dick around?
There are thousands of dicks within her reach, nine hundred and ninety nine of which won't wast time not fucking by thinking about whether or not she really loves him. If despite that, she still chose your cock in particular, despite your 'does she really love me' hesitation, then I'd say yes.

Besides, what kind of bitch lies about love? If she doesn't really love you, you just have to chain her to the wall and look after her and keep her safe until she really does love you. It's a win/win, anon. Even if she just looked at you once, it's implied love, kinda live implied consent. Get get used to her routine, when she wakes up, when she sleeps and take her away from her unsafe house in the night as she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:51:34 2015 No.14215603 >>14215594 Paladin choir school, I'd imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:54:00 2015 No.14215607 File: 60 KB, 500x500, 1444339500579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14214733 >Project Reality >Allahu ackbars >except I was playing them against canadians well shit >>14214781 >Villain I want churchill to leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:57:28 2015 No.14215610 >>14215594 I've been watching StarMyu

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:07:52 2015 No.14215622
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I had heard, you were of turning down my sester when she had lovingly proposed tu you yesterdays at Oktoberfest.

I had heard also of racial slur dorected toward hers and all Centaurs.

Sos, you can eithers face emotionals sister's anger and begs for forgivesness upstairs, or wes can...takes a walk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:10:37 2015 No.14215625 >>14215594 Any religious high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:13:23 2015 No.14215627 >>14215528 Takes a significant effort to get to one. That, and like >>14215540 said, she needs new art. Still love her, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:17:45 2015 No.14215632 >>14215622 Better dead than red!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:20:51 2015 No.14215636 >>14215622 maybe when you learn how to speak horsebutt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:24:40 2015 No.14215640 >>14215622 Lets take a nice little walk :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:36:24 2015 No.14215654 File: 833 KB, 1280x720, Horse Pussy Races.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215640 >And then anon was married to giant Russian horse pussy >GAME OVER Not the choice I would have made but hey everyone's different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:39:10 2015 No.14215661 >>14215622 If she's not woman enough to rape me it's not my problem.

>>	:^) Tue Oct 13 08:59:53 2015 No.14215699 >>14215654 I take it she is from a wealthy family too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:03:45 2015 No.14215705 >>14215289 It's cute, but the Yeti could use some more fluff and mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:10:44 2015 No.14215715 >>14215260 >chimera launch a one-woman play with her as the star

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:16:17 2015 No.14215722
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Scenario A: You get your monstergirl waifu. She loves you with all her heart, and you get to fuck like rabbits, as much as you want. However, she won't be able to have a child, and after ten years have passed, one of you dies. If she's not made aware of it and a decision is reached on who it'll be, one of you will die at random after the ten years, leaving the other alone in the world for the rest of her life.

Scenario B: You get your monstergirl waifu, and yet again, she will love you unconditionally with all her heart. You'll be able to live full lives together, without the ten year condition. However, for you, Sex = Useless.
You will never become sexually aroused, and will never get an erection, no matter how hard you or your waifu tries. You won't orgasm, produce semen, and your libido is zero.
You can still pleasure your waifu in other ways, and she'll still love it (for those who care about that shite, lets say she can absorb spirit energy through physical contact) but insertion is off the menu.

Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:18:06 2015 No.14215724 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to eat calamari on my first date with a Kraken!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:23:25 2015 No.14215726 >>14215722 what about undead scenario?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:24:31 2015 No.14215728 >>14215722 There's an afterlife in MGE so A easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:26:20 2015 No.14215729 >>14215259 The man would kill her in real life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:29:08 2015 No.14215733 >>14215585 No you pole smoker

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:40:15 2015 No.14215749 >>14215622 >GIANT RUSSIAN HORSE PUSSY Now we're talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:40:45 2015 No.14215751 >>14215726 >>14215728 Assuming it's not MGE handwave hugbox land, then. Let's assume when death happens, it stays happened.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:44:19 2015 No.14215757

>>14215722
>Live with your Kikimora for 10 years
>She dies, comes back as an undead
>She's still getting used to it
>Get woken up at 3 in the morning by the sound of vacuuming
>"What in the world are you doing?"
>"Oh, master!"
>"It's 3 in the morning, why aren't you in bed?"
>A sudden look of realization washes over her face
>"...I forgot"
>"Where'd you think I went?"
>"The bathroom"
>"Sweetie it's been 5 hours"
>"Has it? I guess when time has no meaning, it's easy to lose track of it. Oh well! Since you're up, how about I make you some breakfast?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:48:41 2015 No.14215763 >>14215622 >Unzips baseball bat Face this >breaks her legs To the glue factory with you It WAS personal

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:49:52 2015 No.14215765 >>14215722 A, who wants to live long in this world?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:54:49 2015 No.14215772 >>14214733 >Jinko dressed as Skull Face >"Such lust for chuffsnuggles! WHOOOOO?!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:57:24 2015 No.14215775 >>14215722 Eh, A. Scenario B doesn't have anything going for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:58:26 2015 No.14215776 >>14215724 Isn't that gross?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:00:53 2015 No.14215777 >>14215775 Besides a lifetime of love?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:02:50 2015 No.14215782 >>14215777 Turning myself into some asexual being isn't worth "a lifetime of love". Rather be dead after ten years of living as a real person. Not like I can have kids in either scenario.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:04:16 2015 No.14215788
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>>14215722
>Check replies
>There are people who think sex is everything
>There are people who would not want to raise a family with their waifu
>There are people who would rather fuck and have either him or the waifu die after 10 years with the inability to have a kid than sacrifice their libido

wait

>You won't orgasm, produce semen,
>insertion is off the menu
>Both options leave the idea of starting a family as a physical impossibility

Oh okay nevermind then, I didn't want to be happy either way

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:07:54 2015 No.14215795 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 1430890511924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215722 A it is!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:13:24 2015 No.14215804 >>14215788 >There are people who think sex is everything This is what these threads are becoming, sadly. Just look at this guy for example >>14214288 >>14214249

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:18:22 2015 No.14215812
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>>14215788
>I didn't wan to die happy either way

Heeyyyy everybody, thought I'd just pop in for a quick look around and wow it looks like you anon schmucks finally figured it out.

Well hats of to ya, tell that incompetent buffoon Robot Devil that this is how you properly screw people over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:19:42 2015 No.14215814 >>14215812 But Hades, you're a cool guy and don't screw people over. It's okay. Your jerk-ass brothers aren't here. You don't have to act tough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:21:33 2015 No.14215816 >>14215722 B, then adopt a Wendigo daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:39:39 2015 No.14215828 File: 423 KB, 1024x1024, 49479887_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:46:08 2015 No.14215835 >>14215828 Goofy face is goofy. What a silly creature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:04:02 2015 No.14215861 >My country just gets worse and worse The day I an hero and meet my waifu looms ever so closer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:19:42 2015 No.14215884 File: 118 KB, 320x240, Ender_dragon_girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was playing Agrarian Skies, so I guess Ender Dragon. Pic is from Grimoire of Gaia 3 which is a mod that adds MGE Monsters to Minecraft

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:22:11 2015 No.14215891 >>14215884 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:25:22 2015 No.14215897 >>14215884 Holy shit kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:35:31 2015 No.14215932 File: 507 KB, 832x1200, 275_will-o-wisp_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215884 Please kill yourself, Anon~

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:36:20 2015 No.14215934 >>14215884 Still have the mod somewhere, but the chances I'll get to this shit or any other game in the next three months are close to zero.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:44:50 2015 No.14215948 >>14215884 >Minecraft

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:46:55 2015 No.14215953 >>14215948 >4chan

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:48:33 2015 No.14215956
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I want to live in a world of elves like Jin's from the orc comic and do NOTHING AT ALL to them.

>"Oh my! I seem to have dropped these papers and I forgot to wear panties today! Anyone could just slide up in me!"
>"I see how it is, Anon. You're just making me feel safe before you pound me into a crying mess and drag me off for slave branding!"
>"Eek! A huge man! I'm going to get turned into a cumdumpster for sure!"

I'd just make grumpy comments about how obscene they were being and walk off.
How long before this backfires?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:51:31 2015 No.14215962

>>14215956
>Elf room mate
>Pulls this shit all the time
>Shit day, just want to go home and forget the world exists
>She climbs into bed after you, holding you close
>You expect her to pull her usual bullshit
>Doesn't grope you or anything, just holds you until you fall asleep, waking up the next day happy and fresh and rested
this is how they get you. They get you used to all the lewd shit, and suckerpunch you with genuine affection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:55:08 2015 No.14215970 >>14215962 I'd sucker punch her womb with my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:57:27 2015 No.14215977 >>14215956 It will backfire once a Dark Elf hears about it from her husband about a normal Elf flirting with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:58:14 2015 No.14215979 File: 1.07 MB, 1240x1754, 49772426_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215418 Guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:59:29 2015 No.14215981 >>14215970 You can't be suckerpunched by what you know to be coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:03:42 2015 No.14215991 >>14215979 Boku no mge wiki has them. Now stop vamprizing elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:05:23 2015 No.14215996 >>14215979 http://pastebin.com/u/OtherSideofSky This thing? Ten seconds on Google, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:11:05 2015 No.14216008 which monstergirl would be the best to babysit my young daughters while the wife and i enjoy a night on the town?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:12:59 2015 No.14216012 >>14215253 But Snow Leopards are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:14:30 2015 No.14216014 >>14216008 The nice Yuki-onna down the block, she'll even bring her daughter over to play with the boys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:15:22 2015 No.14216019 >>14215255 It's all stinkypedes deserve. They lactate poison.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:16:01 2015 No.14216020
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>>14216008
Nine-tailed kitsunes. Wisdom, motherly kindness, and fluffy tails, combined with enough magical power to rival gods.
Plus, she lives a spartan life down at the shrine, so she'll happily do it out of the kindness of her own heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:19:11 2015 No.14216025 >>14216008 Slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:19:53 2015 No.14216027 >>14215260 >Wurm No. No I can't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:20:06 2015 No.14216028 File: 187 KB, 800x1000, Amazon Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215661 And then anon was raped. In public. Also husbanduded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:20:15 2015 No.14216029 >>14215255 I'd love a Christmas Cake Stinkypede. I'd let her do whatever she wants with my body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:22:09 2015 No.14216033 >>14216027 Sure you can. Just always provide it with a chance to do something more entertaining than shenanigans

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:22:30 2015 No.14216034 >>14216014 what boys!? there should not be any boys coming. the boys can come over when we're hosting a slumber party for the girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:22:42 2015 No.14216035 >>14215622 "Horsepussy a shit."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:24:41 2015 No.14216037 >>14216008 Nice old miss Coyote. She has the best stories about how the world was before the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:24:49 2015 No.14216038 >>14216035 You kiss your mother with that mouth anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:25:45 2015 No.14216041 >>14216033 But shenanigans are literally the most entertaining thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:26:20 2015 No.14216043 >>14216028 All according to the plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:27:34 2015 No.14216044 >>14215622 Are you certain you have the right room? I'm just in town for the races.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:37:47 2015 No.14216060 >>14212996 I probably had at least a 5 sec flashback at that mention. The memories...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:41:42 2015 No.14216068 >>14215991 >Now stop vamprizing elves Blasphemy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:44:40 2015 No.14216074 >>14215861 You're obviously reaching out for help. There is none to be found here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:48:12 2015 No.14216078 >>14216060 Memories about furries coming to earth and stealing our wrench wenches. Bah!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:51:07 2015 No.14216085 >>14216074 How so? If I say "'The sky is blue", does that mean I'm reaching out for a scientific explanation as to why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:51:45 2015 No.14216088 File: 304 KB, 442x613, 1424788861504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the fuzzy, get dizzy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:53:33 2015 No.14216091 >>14216085 It's because of oxygen and the wave-lengths of light or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:56:57 2015 No.14216095 >>14216091 Why is a Raiju red before she cums?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:57:04 2015 No.14216097 I want to stalk a shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:58:07 2015 No.14216101 >>14216095 Because she's flustered. >>14216097 She's a virtuous shrine maiden, please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:59:15 2015 No.14216104 >>14216097 how does one stalk the stalker? and what if she finds it romantic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:00:03 2015 No.14216107 Monster Girls with pudgy chubby bellies are for ___

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:00:36 2015 No.14216108 >>14216107 Exercise and proper diet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:00:43 2015 No.14216109 >>14216088 My only question is, if you go balls-deep, does it come out of her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:01:16 2015 No.14216110 >>14216107 to role play her as MR Heart

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:02:08 2015 No.14216112 >>14216101 Then explain the saying "Red raiju at night, Shepherd's delight, Red raiju at morning, Shepherd's fair warning"

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:02:48 2015 No.14216113
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>>14216091
>>14216085
Here's a pretty on-point explanation.

>>14216095
The voltage passing through her is too large for her to contain, so she starts to heat up, and her skin gets all flushed as a result.

>>14216107
Bouncy, vigourous fucking.
Dry humping.
Sexercise to the point that she becomes an apex athlete, then getting chubby again to resume the cycle over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:03:51 2015 No.14216116 >>14216104 standard procedures >hide in bushes and behind trees >watch her though the window >send her messages >make a crazy wall

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:04:26 2015 No.14216118 >>14216112 >>14216112 If a Shepherd has sex with a Raiju at night, that's okay because the Sheep Girls are asleep. If he does it in the morning, they'll be waking up and then the Sheep will catch him in the act.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:04:37 2015 No.14216119 >>14216107 Making them feel bad for being fat sacks of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:05:08 2015 No.14216120 >>14216110 so you want a girl to shout "It hurts!" and then slap you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:07:22 2015 No.14216124 >>14216034 The neighborhood boys, she'll even make a mini snowstorm in the yard so they can have "fun" in the snow

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:07:59 2015 No.14216125 >>14216101 with stalking anyone is a target the question is the method to use.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:12:42 2015 No.14216134 >>14216116 >>make a crazy wall I dont get this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:13:41 2015 No.14216137 >>14216134 A weird shrine dedicated to the one you obsess over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:14:23 2015 No.14216138 >>14216134 Pictures and stuff all pasted up on your wall. Like what the FBI dudes use in movies to stare at when they're too lazy to find the serial killers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:15:09 2015 No.14216140 File: 126 KB, 728x409, 7994_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216134 Carzy walls are a semi regular thing when it comes to stalkers/insane serial killers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:16:41 2015 No.14216142 >>14216140 Hey it's Sye! How's it feel that the most fucked up thing in that movie was Robin Williams handing a kid a NGE toy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:17:03 2015 No.14216143 >>14216140 >you will never have a Monster girl stalk you 1 hour photo style Im actually happy this time

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:18:37 2015 No.14216146
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>>14216044
Ohs.

You are welcomes to meet my younger sister, she one of those races person, mama Woman o'War never approve of lifestyle and want her settle down with nice man instead of prancing abouts or continues on in family tradition.

Anythings for the popularities care free lifes I suppose. Steel, at leasts I can keeps my eyes on hers from track.

By way, what is names, mine is Secretariat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:20:36 2015 No.14216154 >>14216142 I actually forgot that part yeah, of all things to give a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:22:07 2015 No.14216156 >>14216154 It was from Williams' personal collection, or so I hear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:22:19 2015 No.14216157 >>14216143 never heard of 1 hour photo someone nutshell the story while i google a download

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:23:07 2015 No.14216159 >>14216154 I think I heard it was because Robin Williams liked NGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:24:07 2015 No.14216164 >>14216157 Robin Williams works at a mall, starts stalking a family because he's lonely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:24:44 2015 No.14216167 >>14215260 > Arch imp I guess that the only thing that I can do is "playing" with her most of my free time. It's going to be hard after because she's probably going to bring her Imps friends and I would be forced to take care of them all by myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:25:04 2015 No.14216168 >>14216164 thank you

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:25:06 2015 No.14216169

Would Kakuens and Raijus get along?
Because I have this mental image of a Kakuen and a Raiju both stalking some guy and masturbating in the bushes outside his window.
Would they team up to seduce the guy, or would they fight to see who gets to keep the perfect stalking point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:25:48 2015 No.14216175 >>14216169 SHOCK THE MONKEY

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:26:49 2015 No.14216176 >>14216107 giving even chubbier bellies! With food and babies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:26:54 2015 No.14216177 >>14216169 >Kakuen shoves Raiju out of the way, climbs a tree so she can peek through the window into Anon's bedroom >Raiju fries the branch she's standing on to get back at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:27:12 2015 No.14216179 >>14216146 Can I just go out for a drink, or two, or ten wit the older sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:28:21 2015 No.14216182 >>14216169 I've got the weird mental image of a rajang girl thanks to that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:30:33 2015 No.14216187 >>14216182 >rajang girl Nope, not dealing with thunder monkey thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:31:50 2015 No.14216191 >>14216182 >Rajang girl >All the rape potential of a succubus, the strength of an ogre, plus lightning >All wrapped up in a smug, foul-tempered monkey-ox If you wanted your pelvis turned to powder, there are more enjoyable ways to do it, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:32:02 2015 No.14216192 >>14216159 >Robin Williams liked NGE. huh, learn something new everyday

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:33:18 2015 No.14216193 >>14216192 But the question is, which girl did he like best?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:33:59 2015 No.14216194 >>14216193 Why would you like a non-human?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:34:16 2015 No.14216196

>>14215260
I decided to spice it up and roll a dice to see how many I got. I rolled a 6.

>Cheshire Cat
Oh boy. I guess I'd just keep a spray bottle around and spray her with it when she's being bad?

>Dark Priest
I guess I'll just have to take the brunt of her lewd fantasies like handholding so she won't harass anyone.

>Hobgoblin.
Headpats when she's good. If she's bad, no headpats. She should be easy to keep under control.

>Aspara
I'm sure she won't cause much trouble at all.

>Jinko
Another nice girl. Not much trouble.

>Manticore
Uh oh. I guess I'll just have to be her semen source.

Let's face it though, I'm probably gonna end up fucking all of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:35:16 2015 No.14216197 >>14216194 Are you saying a guy who liked anime and committed suicide didn't have a waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:36:30 2015 No.14216200 >>14216182 >>14216187 >>14216191 >people talking about a Rajang girl you assholes, I just failed fighting that thing don't give me a boner for a MG version

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:36:38 2015 No.14216201 >>14216197 no I'm just saying, why would he like the non-human. Anon, you don't do bad things, do you?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:37:42 2015 No.14216204
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>>14216187
>>14216191
I imagine monster hunters having the same level of strength and endurance as MGE Heroes.
So imagine going up against one in bed as a normal schmuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:38:01 2015 No.14216205 >>14216201 There's nothing wrong with preferring Misato

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:38:57 2015 No.14216207 >>14216200 >Just failed fighting it Welcome to the club. Half if Rajang's arsenal can insta-kill a hunter at equal levels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:40:13 2015 No.14216211 >>14216205 agreed granted I haven't watched the rebuilds to know about the chick with the glasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:41:03 2015 No.14216213 >>14216207 Pardon my ignorance, but does Monster Hunter have any kind of actual story, or is it just doing things forever?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:41:27 2015 No.14216215

>>14216200
>Have Rajang waifu
>She's pretty chill and nice
>Until you say no to sexy times
>Her hair lights up and she becomes a rape machine
>If you somehow escape that, she goes even further beyond
> Apex Rajang waifu, literally destroying everything on her path to the dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:42:50 2015 No.14216219 >>14216204 >monster hunters having the same level of strength and endurance as MGE Heroes. makes sense given the shit you pull in gameplay. as a normal guy, I thing you would be a bloody smear on the wall when they are done

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:45:17 2015 No.14216225 >>14216213 The newest one, Monster Hunter 4U has the most "story", but overall no. The core characters are at least amusing, but in the end the plot only serves as a way to justify the monster you fight within the game's narrative and world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:46:47 2015 No.14216229 >>14216225 >4U Come on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:47:10 2015 No.14216230 >>14216213 4 ultimate has a plot to give you a reason to kill half the shit you do. fuckin' shag mag it is mostly the "doing things forever" part as the series was made with online multiplayer as its core focus so things are a little MMOy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:47:31 2015 No.14216231 >>14216225 I see. Not like I'll ever get any of them anyway, since I don't do Nintendo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:47:46 2015 No.14216232 >>14215289 you already look good also, how about holst + her milk and cookies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:48:40 2015 No.14216233 >>14216229 MHX isn't out yet, so 4U is the newest released one, I think. Sorry, I should've specified that.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:49:54 2015 No.14216235

>>14216213
There's a lore to it that IIRC is something along the lines of: Humans once held great power and potential to rival that of the Elder Dragons (The biggest & strongest monsters in the world), but after a cataclysmic war most of human society was lost & forgotten. In order to protect humanity and keep tabs on the Elder Dragons, the Hunter's Guild was established. And it's believed that the best Hunters are somehow able to tap into that latent power that lets humans rival Elder Dragons, hence why everyone makes a huge deal when you're able to fight one on even footing, let alone kill one.

Game to game, though? Not really. It's more of 'fight bigger and bigger things to make better hats out of them.' 4 has something of a story, but ehh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:51:26 2015 No.14216239 >>14216230 still more fun then MMO's to me speaking of Monster hunter, anyone got that pic of the savage deviljho girl that was posted a while back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:52:38 2015 No.14216241 >>14216233 That's not what I meant big guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:54:33 2015 No.14216248 >>14216215 At least its not a khezu all take a rajang girl at any level of super saiyan AND apex instead of a khezu girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:54:47 2015 No.14216250 >>14216241 What do you mean? Are you talking about stuff like the mobile games and Monster Hunter Stories? Because I don't follow the former, and again, the latter hasn't been released yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:55:34 2015 No.14216253 >>14216250 >4U >For you Make sense now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:56:19 2015 No.14216255 >>14216253 I don't follow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:57:23 2015 No.14216258 >>14216255 He's saying he's a big guy, Dr. Pavel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:57:55 2015 No.14216260 >>14216258 Still not getting you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:58:42 2015 No.14216263 >>14216260 Then you should crash a plane with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:59:36 2015 No.14216264 File: 153 KB, 752x1063, savage_deviljho_monster_girl_by_kukuruyoart-d7xfy4o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216239 you mean this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:59:47 2015 No.14216266 >>14216263 But that sounds dangerous and irresponsible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:59:50 2015 No.14216267 >>14216248 >Fat >Ugly >Blind >Drooling >Mekaneck >Hermaphrodites Just all of the no

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:01:54 2015 No.14216269 File: 265 KB, 1000x1000, 1434603842040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216266 Perhaps he is wondering why you would bother to rape a man before throwing him into the Oni Bar naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:02:07 2015 No.14216271 >>14216264 yeah, thanks for that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:04:40 2015 No.14216278 >>14216269 If I remove that pizza, would she die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:05:43 2015 No.14216281 >>14216278 It would PIZZA POWER!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:08:20 2015 No.14216288

>>14216267
>>14216267
I remember back when i was playing freedom unite
the khezu was my "nemesis" as I was a fool back then and didn't know the ins of outs of the game so it became a road block.

I may have gotten better, but I will allways hate the khezu and the thought of a MG version disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:12:05 2015 No.14216296 File: 782 KB, 2125x1574, fb82f4f727c8f8d76c85ceb32e92e920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216288 Always?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:13:11 2015 No.14216299 >>14216288 Yeah, Khezu was the first roadblock for many hunter, me included >Go to mine some lightcrystals >MG Khezu smells you >Abandon quest >I'm not dealing with that shit

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:18:40 2015 No.14216310

>>14215528
I consider myself the prime lover of echidnas, that said she could get a little update on her pic
or maybe some nice doujin, I almost don't have even stories about them, but that's acceptable all the more room for me to do things, someday, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:19:52 2015 No.14216313 >>14216310 >someday, maybe JUST. DO. IT.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:20:57 2015 No.14216315

>>14216299
Still always, you will get nothing fro me sir!
>>14216299
reminds me of all the fetch quests that have the tetsucabra show up.

>you will never have a tetsucabra girl throw rocks at you while your trying to fish
jokes on it, i now where it's berserk cousin as G rank armour

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:22:34 2015 No.14216317 >>14216315 >tetsucabra girl My god the jaw she would have!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:28:31 2015 No.14216322 >>14215956 Is that the Jin that does ballbusting?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:31:27 2015 No.14216326

>>14216313
I CANT crazy stepfather sheltering me in his house shouting at me to "find a job dumbass" on my first free day since my 1 month job so I'm hiding away till he chills the fuck out, because he is literally a big guy and kind of scary

I just don't have time for now gotta get dosh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:31:28 2015 No.14216327 File: 173 KB, 1500x1600, 1831e38cac0cd1baa0bf872d7f49c6ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216322 Space-Jin, and the artist that anon's referring to are two very different people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:32:18 2015 No.14216329 >>14216326 Nice blog.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:33:38 2015 No.14216336

>>14216088
>you will never use a tiny MG as an onahole
>you will never keep her tucked in your pants, impaled on your dick an make it twitch whenever you want her to move to get you off
>you will never be that weird guy who spasms and shakes a lot and whose eyes are always watery because you have her on orders to make you cum whenever you're holding a conversation with someone

Perhaps we were born just to suffer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:34:01 2015 No.14216338 So it turned out that in Dumpire's world, sucking blood isn't like kissing, it's more like sex. Dadpire just didn't tell her that because he was embarrassed. Dumpire is used goods now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:34:42 2015 No.14216341 >>14216329 Thanks, pls scrubscribe I'll show myself out

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:35:08 2015 No.14216342 >>14216107 NTR'ing for non fattasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:35:57 2015 No.14216345 >>14216338 She's sucked other peoples blood before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:40:10 2015 No.14216358 File: 69 KB, 700x650, 53022525_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:41:04 2015 No.14216361 >>14216345 No. But she's used goods now that she's sucked Kuromine's.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:42:19 2015 No.14216365

>>14215260
>Centaur

Normally they are calm and proud, so I guess just keep her away from stimulation that could make her loose her cool and be at hand to calm her down if she does anyway.
And of course little to no boozing. Especially when not in private.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:42:57 2015 No.14216369 File: 1.59 MB, 1000x2000, 1424724647366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216358 I wish the other Elementals received as much attention as the Glacies has, although she's apparently a demi-Elemental.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:43:18 2015 No.14216371 >>14216361 Purityfag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:44:19 2015 No.14216375 >>14216371 I never said there's anything wrong with it. It's just a fact she ain't no pure maiden anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:54:24 2015 No.14216416 >>14216358 I'm too scared of frostbite down there

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:58:30 2015 No.14216437 >>14216358 She'll freeze my dick off!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:01:44 2015 No.14216456 >>14216416 >>14216437 Mamono mana. She'll just give you a chilly willy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:02:58 2015 No.14216459 >>14216416 >Mamono mana renders you immune to the lowered temperatures of your Glacies waifu >Still look like you have frostbite >Walk around looking like a corpse because most of your body is a sickly blue/black color

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:03:35 2015 No.14216464 File: 382 KB, 1024x1449, 1436336221125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216416 >>14216437 I'm surprised that there exists people retarded enough to forget the existence of Mamonomana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:10:07 2015 No.14216485 >>14216456 BUT THAT'LL CAUSE SHRINKAGE! THAT'S JUST AS BAD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:13:49 2015 No.14216495 >>14216485 I WAS IN THE GLACIES! Do you think Wendigos know about shrinkage, Jerry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:14:23 2015 No.14216497 >>14216485 No, it's fine, KC will just write a literal metaphor about you being "hard as ice" or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:20:23 2015 No.14216515 File: 615 KB, 844x710, 62.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216327 Those things are huge!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:23:18 2015 No.14216525 File: 23 KB, 270x613, 1443585865430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216515 Aside from his fixation on ballbusting and CBT, Space-Jin is also capable of drawing incredibly soft girls.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:28:29 2015 No.14216545

Sometimes I wish mamono mana wasn't so broken, could make for some interesting scenarios of just to observe the logistics of monster fucking

>Need to fuck an ignis, put on a fireproof
>Making her weak by fucking her in a low oxygen environment, with the appropriate gear also
>strapping down ushis who are wild with lust, inseminating them and getting the fuck out of there
>Needing to refrigerate slimes to give them the jell-o like consistency we take for granted
>fucking ghosts in places with specific energy readings and having to hump in a different way as the energy shifts
>taking antivenom daily to build up resistance and being able to, relatively safely, fuck an oomukade or girtablilu

Or maybe I'm just too sleep deprived and this is just silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:30:17 2015 No.14216552 >>14216525 >trusting anything or anyone onto ballbusting This is going to end badly, and you will have no one to blame but yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:32:11 2015 No.14216562 File: 231 KB, 1254x1771, Slime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How thick is TOO thick when it comes to monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:33:55 2015 No.14216571 >>14216562 Like that, fuck off already with your fat fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:35:00 2015 No.14216575 >>14216562 >Slime literally leaking out over those spats I want to drink a tentacle transformation potion, then a doppelganger potion, and literally fuck every inch of that goo girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:35:36 2015 No.14216578 >>14216562 Traderbob leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:35:46 2015 No.14216580 >>14216562 >Slime in spats My dick is on a rampage right now. And I guess the answer is when they start getting disproportionate and look more like balls of flab with arms and a head than a person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:37:06 2015 No.14216585 >>14216552 A risk im gonna have to take!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:41:38 2015 No.14216601 >>14216562 >slurring, flabby foxes >now slimes This place is really going to shit. >but muh chub! >>>/d/ >>>/tumblr/ >>>/#fatacceptance/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:45:21 2015 No.14216609 >>14216585 RIP anon's balls. At least he got a Darwin Award, so something came out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:52:58 2015 No.14216631 >>14216193 Rei. How do I know? Because the toy he gave the kid in the movie? It was an MP-type Eva. And he called it "One of the good guys".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:53:07 2015 No.14216632 File: 1.78 MB, 960x540, Aegis.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think of robutts, /mgt/? Are they not monster enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:54:36 2015 No.14216638 >>14216632 I'd a toaster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:55:42 2015 No.14216642 >>14216632 I've always had a thing for robots,but I love a good slightly yandere AI waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:56:03 2015 No.14216647 >>14216632 Aegis is the best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:56:23 2015 No.14216649 >>14216632 Nigga we've been through this before. Go clang clang somewhere else. Aegis is fine, but seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:58:04 2015 No.14216653 >>14216632 Not really monstergirls. Depends on the design. I do like them though. Some of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:59:07 2015 No.14216655 File: 734 KB, 1366x1932, Robot Thighs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216632 Drossel is a qt as far as haughty robot princesses go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pll0AI5Ow1c

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:59:40 2015 No.14216660 File: 330 KB, 1333x1000, ca_calne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216632 Depends on the robutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:59:50 2015 No.14216661 >>14216655 Now that's just furry painted chrome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:01:17 2015 No.14216664 >>14216661 Oh come the fuck on, how on earth is it furry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:01:45 2015 No.14216667 >>14216661 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:02:56 2015 No.14216672 >>14216632 No, and before you ask xenos are not monstergirls either, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:03:50 2015 No.14216675 File: 510 KB, 599x800, Mechgirl 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216632 Robutts are adorable. I want to teach one about how to understand human colloquialisms and love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:04:02 2015 No.14216678 >>14216672 Cry more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:04:28 2015 No.14216679 >>14216661 Fuck, all these years and I FINALLY understand why I don't like that design.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:05:33 2015 No.14216684 >>14216672 >Xeno >Strange, Foreign >Monster Girls are not strange or foreign This is why people think anon is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:05:35 2015 No.14216685 >>14216678 >>>/m/ Eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:07:14 2015 No.14216693 >>14216675 When you think about it, Robutts are just more advanced Golems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:07:39 2015 No.14216697 >>14216632 Aeigis best P3 girl. Naoto best P4 girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:08:42 2015 No.14216702 >>14216685 Nah, keep crying baby.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:09:16 2015 No.14216704 [DELETED]

>>14216684
Aliens are not monstergirls, a species born on another planet is not going to be custom fit for us, you just want to force shit like every other shitposter. Fuck off with you meme ayyy lmao girls. You fags weren't even in the threads before we came here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:09:21 2015 No.14216705 >>14216697 >Naoto But anon, that's not Chie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:10:23 2015 No.14216708 >>14216702 Get new barbs shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:10:46 2015 No.14216712 >>14216704 Do explain to me your arguments against such discussions as "If you flew to a planet full of Holstaurs", etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:10:51 2015 No.14216713 >>14216705 >Liking Chie Well that's fine anon, Chie was my second favorite. But Naoto was just too good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:14:16 2015 No.14216733 >>14216708 Anon please. Stop acting like child, it's embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:15:05 2015 No.14216738 >>14216697 >>14216705 Real best Persona 4 girl is Rise

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:15:08 2015 No.14216739 >>14216712 Except that's not what I'm against and holsts are monstergirls, aliens are not and they never will be. >inb4 Asia Space catgirl, but still just a catgirl, not a cthullu thing that happened to spot dick and said I want to fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:16:25 2015 No.14216745 >>14216733 >I know I'm a fish but...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:16:51 2015 No.14216749 >>14216738 >Liking that slut Worst taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:17:59 2015 No.14216754 >>14216672 Looks like high school let out and the lone shitposting bandit is here

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:18:07 2015 No.14216755

>>14216739
Monster Girls from outer space are still "Aliens", anon. And there are plenty of Monster Girl-ified designs for the kind of aliens that you're arguing against anyway.

What you're talking about would be no different than someone posting a Furry Fox vs a Fox Girl in this thread.

In short, quit your bitching, because the rules against furries here are well-established.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:18:21 2015 No.14216756

>>14216713
I understand your choice and appreciate your fine taste, but I can't resist the tomboys anon.
She wears fuckin' spats under her skirt and can dragon kick tanks into the milky way, I can't resist that.

>>14216738
>Liking Rise
Mediocre taste, but still acceptable.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:18:56 2015 No.14216757

>>14216749
Oh go fuck yourself, everyone here is a god damn slut.
They either
Want to be fucked by multiple monster girls
want TO fuck multiple monster girls
wants a monster girl up his boipussy
want to alp and touch boipussy
or worse wants to hold hands with monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:19:00 2015 No.14216759 File: 3.49 MB, 2480x3507, f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A lounge singer apophis by Magnifire. lick the grapesnake

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:19:40 2015 No.14216763 >>14216697 >>14216705 >>14216738 Best Persona 4 Girl is Naoto, by far. All other girls are an alright. Chie is worst girl tho. Meat-addicted slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:20:04 2015 No.14216766 >>14216759 I'd rather the Pharaoh. Or a Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:20:08 2015 No.14216767 >>14216756 I know anon, Tomboys are pretty excellent. But reverse-traps are just too good in my opinion. Especially when you slowly get them to accept their femininity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:20:51 2015 No.14216771 >>14216759 I am seduced.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:21:29 2015 No.14216774 >>14216755 Or, how about you stop tracking shit in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:22:17 2015 No.14216778 >>14216759 That's a really nice belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:22:23 2015 No.14216780 File: 95 KB, 1557x752, The Lewdest image I have.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216749 But anon, he can't have the worst taste. He didn't say Marie was the best. >>14216757 >That spoiler Guilty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:22:38 2015 No.14216781 >>14216756 >Mediocre taste The only reason Rise isn't the end all be all Alpha and Omega is because Yukiko already had the Black Hair/Tits/Ass area covered. If not for that and all of it was given to Rise, we would not be talking here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:23:19 2015 No.14216784 >>14216780 10/10 image

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:23:38 2015 No.14216786 >>14216759 >"Snaaaaaake Eater~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:24:07 2015 No.14216789 >>14216780 you slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:25:06 2015 No.14216792 >>14216781 >Yukiko >Best tits Pfft ahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:25:51 2015 No.14216795 >>14216759 Looks pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:26:21 2015 No.14216800 >>14216759 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCkelaSppE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:27:28 2015 No.14216802 >>14216759 I wouldn't mind going to that lounge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:28:43 2015 No.14216808 >>14216792 Lemme guess you're one of those 'Naoto has like E cups under those tapes bro'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:28:50 2015 No.14216811 >>14216774 Shitposter no shitposting!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:29:55 2015 No.14216813 >>14216808 Golden and Dancing All Night both confirm she does. Not E-Cups, sure, but she's definitely the bustiest out of their group.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:29:55 2015 No.14216814

>>14216784
I wish I knew what happened to the guy who drew it. He just disappeared after the /a/ threads went to shit.
Never finished that picture with the goblin mobsters too.

>>14216789
Am I really a slut if all I want to do is hold a monstergirls hands and whisper how much I love her while having sex in the missionary position under the covers with the lights off for the purpose of procreation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:30:35 2015 No.14216816 >>14216814 >Am I really a slut if Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:31:12 2015 No.14216819 >>14216808 Nah I'm saying Yukiko is the most mediocre body out of all of the p4 girls. I don't know about E-Cup, but she probably has like D at the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:31:13 2015 No.14216820 >>14216632 >Where's this fro- >Persona Such a waste of good character designs.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:32:05 2015 No.14216826
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>>14216811
Do not engage him.
And especially do not engage when the argument is not currently in process.

Illogical acts like that are not how you woo mechanically-minded monstersgirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:33:02 2015 No.14216830 >>14216820 Whine more tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:33:16 2015 No.14216832 >>14215260 >Dark Slime Simply touching the core will keep her quiet

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:33:28 2015 No.14216836 >>14216819 Yukiko literally had the best body, which only makes her worst personality all the more polarizing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:33:48 2015 No.14216837 >>14216811 I could say the same to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:34:04 2015 No.14216843 >>14216759 >by Magnifire. Looks different from his usual style, nice to see him changing things up a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:34:08 2015 No.14216844 File: 3.19 MB, 2000x2500, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:35:18 2015 No.14216848 >>14216816 Well then, guess I'm a slut. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:35:30 2015 No.14216852 >>14216836 Anon please. It's not nice to lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:35:35 2015 No.14216854 File: 446 KB, 419x586, 1425827104130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216780 >no chivalrous, muscular Centaur to do position C with

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:36:08 2015 No.14216856 >>14216844 >>14216759 >not drawing her fingernails There's a special place in heaven for artists like these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:36:27 2015 No.14216858 >>14216852 Yet you seem to enjoy doing it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:38:16 2015 No.14216868 >>14216856 Well, the shape in .less' drawing is still there, but he just hasn't defined them from the finger with linework or different colours. And Magnifire's apophis has gloves on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:39:46 2015 No.14216875 >>14216858 But you're lying even more by saying the most mediocre girl in the game has the best body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:40:35 2015 No.14216877 >>14216664 >>14216667 I think he means it's too much robot not enough girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:40:44 2015 No.14216878 >>14216875 But I'm not talking about Naoto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:42:23 2015 No.14216887 >>14216759 Beautiful. >>14216786 You motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:43:37 2015 No.14216890 >>14216844 Skirts are wasted on lamias.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:45:41 2015 No.14216893 >>14216878 You know what? Let's just agree to disagree. Fighting over what video game girl we like more is kind of dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:46:14 2015 No.14216895 >>14216890 What else are you going to stick your head under?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:49:47 2015 No.14216905

>>14216895
Skirts accentuate the legs, they give a bit of mystery, as much as I hate that faggy phrase. With lamias there's nothing to look forward to, it's not like with a MG with legs, no curves, no crease, no making lewd poses, like making an M with her legs, you get snake tail and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:50:47 2015 No.14216906 >>14216905 It's not like they can wear any sort of pants or something. Skirts are pretty much their only option, besides full nude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:51:38 2015 No.14216908 >>14216906 Duly noted, skirts are still wasted on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:51:55 2015 No.14216909 >>14214227 i want to read the post that inspired this

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:53:17 2015 No.14216911

>>14216906
On this train of though, I am reminded of that doujin with the lamia sorceress? I think she was. She could make her legs human for a time, so, maybe if lamias could change the patterns of their skin, making unique ones, that's would be something neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:56:23 2015 No.14216920 File: 578 KB, 2154x2577, 5f29b5fd3d8b4723ce9ec72f7455de14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monster girl would make the best reverse trap?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:57:47 2015 No.14216926 >>14216906 What if they wore one big tube sock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:58:04 2015 No.14216929 >>14216920 I was about do the same question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:58:32 2015 No.14216931 >>14216926 Like a stocking, or a big sleeping bag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:59:46 2015 No.14216936 >>14216920 Not that whore. Probably a Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:00:04 2015 No.14216937 >>14216920 Why would you post Kii with that question? She's feminine a fuck, if a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:01:16 2015 No.14216940 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, 1436423686378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216920 Dhampir, and maybe Genki Elves with polymorphing powers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:02:21 2015 No.14216941 >>14216920 Dhampir, Alp, Pharaoh. Cupid, Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:02:33 2015 No.14216942 File: 103 KB, 294x600, Dhampir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216936 Dhampir reverse trap story where?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:03:21 2015 No.14216944 >>14216942 Probably never because this place is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:04:48 2015 No.14216950 >>14216944 Door's right there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:08:05 2015 No.14216959 >>14216950 He's just trying to get the writefags to prove him wrong. As far as I'm concerned it's not working.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:08:15 2015 No.14216960 >>14216926 >>14216906 Making their scales look like clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:09:00 2015 No.14216967 >>14216942 >Goes Vampire Hunting with a Merc Adventerur she meets. >The two become close friends, saving each others lives >One night he walks in on her under the moonlight >'YOU'RE A DHAMPIR!? AND AND GIRL? I dunno what's worse!'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:12:15 2015 No.14216977 >>14216967 Dhampirs look just like a human, so how could he tell? >that monster hunter doujin with almost this exact situation HNNNNNGH

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:12:31 2015 No.14216980 >>14216920 Reverse trap Hellhound. Flat as a board, short hair and enjoys soccer. After a decent game she likes to force her sweaty body on her boyfriend and use her left over energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:13:58 2015 No.14216982 >>14216980 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:14:11 2015 No.14216984 >>14216977 Name of the doujin? Or artist? Or anything which might facilitate finding of it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:14:46 2015 No.14216985 >>14216920 A succubus tomboy that pretends she's an alp to fool men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:15:31 2015 No.14216990 >>14216977 She'd probably be relaxing and stops hiding her fangs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:16:22 2015 No.14216992 >>14216977 She's still a woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:16:32 2015 No.14216994 File: 108 KB, 870x900, 1444770992892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this stupid argument over p4 best girl Come on /mgg/, the answer should be fucking obvious, and related to the topic of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:16:50 2015 No.14216997 File: 91 KB, 620x877, 592c7df2e87d7b992f988255098069d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216982 >>14216980 why? I like the sound of that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:18:29 2015 No.14217001 File: 212 KB, 1000x750, jc5VT5P.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216982 What's the matter, dad left you and your mother for a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:19:13 2015 No.14217003 >>14216997 It's probably because you're a fucking faggot with shit taste in monster girls. Hellhounds are one of the worst monster girls in existence

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:19:19 2015 No.14217004 File: 349 KB, 500x615, tumblr_mde95kh0h01rpjc0qo1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14216994 That looked like a Preator for a moment

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:19:34 2015 No.14217007 I want to put a Hellhound into a mating press!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:20:22 2015 No.14217008 >>14217003 Extra salty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:20:25 2015 No.14217009 >>14216997 >>14217001 I'm amazed you still reply to him, thinking he's being genuine.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:20:47 2015 No.14217011

>>14216977
>Dhampirs look just like a human, so how could he tell?

>Married to a Dhampir with a weird fetish
>She likes to live in areas that are militantly anti-monster
>Loves to taunt and tease during sex
>"You're fucking a monster, you're betraying the human race to plant your seed in my foul womb! Oh what would the townspeople do if they knew you were a dirty, corrupted monster fucker!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:21:13 2015 No.14217013 >>14217001 Only faggots and nigger lovers go after Hellhounds, so I know for a fact nobody in my family line would go after something as shit as a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:22:11 2015 No.14217019 >>14217007 What's a mating press?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:22:52 2015 No.14217022 File: 97 KB, 574x526, 1442403271594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217011 I'm mostly a vanilla man, myself, but that's kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:23:36 2015 No.14217025 >>14217019 Thing where you do the thing and it's viewed from a certain way. First result on Google.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:23:54 2015 No.14217026 File: 214 KB, 700x694, 1440818262735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217007 I want a Hellhound to leg lock me and pull me in for a kiss, demanding I give her 7 hellpups. >>14217019 http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/55600

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:25:50 2015 No.14217034 Hellhoundfags are the absolute worst posters in this entire thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:25:59 2015 No.14217035 >>14216984 Monhan no Erohon 11 >>14216992 I obviously meant how could he tell she's a monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:26:54 2015 No.14217038 >>14217026 I want to cuddle with a Hellhound. I bet her skin would be the perfect warmth for winter cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:27:08 2015 No.14217039 >>14217004 >tumblr

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:27:11 2015 No.14217040 >>14217003 >Claiming somebody has shit taste in monstergirls >Coming from someone who admitted he's starting to hate monstergirls altogether Guy, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:28:21 2015 No.14217044 >>14217040 >Everybody who dislikes my shitty monster girl is the same guy Cry more.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:28:22 2015 No.14217045

>>14217011
This is Either going to lead to the most aggressive hate-sex ever, or the most passionate love-making when I tell her I don't cre what the rest of the town thinks since I love her for being her.

Either route I'm happy with, and they're both ending with a baby in her belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:28:22 2015 No.14217046 >>14217038 >she smells like nice wood smoke, ash, cinnamon, and pepper

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:29:28 2015 No.14217050 >>14216759 >Finally got PSO2 to run on my computer >Also new Apophis art today >Most likely new girl to be announced tomorrow Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:29:33 2015 No.14217051 >>14217035 Neat, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:29:55 2015 No.14217053 >>14217011 Kitsune like to pull this crap too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:30:33 2015 No.14217055 >>14217046 >Wood smoke and cinnamon That sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:30:38 2015 No.14217056 >>14217039 Oh, wow. You're so cool, anon. And I bet you have absolutely zero images saved from tumblr or people that use it. Because you're clearly the superior person here.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:33:55 2015 No.14217064

>>14217038
Being shared as a daki by a Hellhound and Yeti would be the best way to survive winter.
>>14217039
Anon, I hate to break it to you but all art sites are equally shit.
>Pixiv requires you censor porn
>Deviantart won't allow porn
>Tumblr limits resolution but doesn't have the same censorship as the other two
Besides most our drawfags have tumblrs as well as outside artists a few of us commission from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:33:58 2015 No.14217065 File: 44 KB, 400x229, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217044 I'm just saying, you did say that. We can tell because that post was among the deleted when you got banned for the umpteenth time, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:34:07 2015 No.14217066 >>14217056 >tumblrposter Everything you say is immediately null and void.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:35:02 2015 No.14217067 File: 298 KB, 1464x900, Alien Queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you create a hive and take over a planet?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:35:11 2015 No.14217069

>>14217046
>Your grandparents will never give you the deed to their log cabin up in the mountains because they never go there anymore.
>You'll never take your Hellhound girlfriend up there.
>She'll never bound around in the snow playfully.
>You'll never sit on the couch near the furnace and dry off together while drinking hot chocolate.
>You'll never cuddle together on the bed while snow falls outside.
>You'll never wake up the next morning and go down to a nearby town to stock up on supplies while your girlfriend chats with one of the local wendigos.
>You'll never take a vacation to a cozy cabin with your Hellhound girlfriend
God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:36:07 2015 No.14217071 File: 195 KB, 1036x1244, Predator Female.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could a Predator be considered like, a Space-Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:36:59 2015 No.14217074 >>14217069 Winter with a girl like a wendigo, yeti, or a hellhound sounds like one of the best things ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:37:05 2015 No.14217075 >>14217065 'Cept I'm not smugposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:37:10 2015 No.14217076 File: 155 KB, 620x1073, Majin Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Space-Slime more solid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:37:41 2015 No.14217078 >>14217071 Only until you survive an encounter with >>14217067 Then she'll put you on a pedestal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:38:06 2015 No.14217079 >>14217071 >>14217067 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:38:36 2015 No.14217081 What would monstergirls sing about in their songs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:39:02 2015 No.14217082 >>14217067 Does she still have the mini-mouth? Would she be able to give me a double blowjob?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:39:18 2015 No.14217083

>>14217074
But what if you cuddled all three at the same time? Would you be able to handle that much comfy?
Hell, why stop with those three? Get a Weresheep in there, get a cheshire, keep putting girls in the cuddlepile.
It's even better if you're all kids and it's completely nonsexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:39:28 2015 No.14217084 >>14217081 The thrill of the hunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:40:00 2015 No.14217085 >>14217064 I would turn the heat off and only leave the fireplace run so the Hellhound and I both have to cuddle and tremble with the Yeti by the fire for warm

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:40:02 2015 No.14217086 >>14217082 A fascinating question. What would that even feel like? Would it be better than a normal blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:41:47 2015 No.14217088 >>14217081 Drugs, sex, violence, the same shit humans do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:42:23 2015 No.14217089 >>14217022 >>14217045 She'll start to take it even further and begin biting you and sucking your blood in public, making it look like a simple kiss on the neck, and forcing you to conceal it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:42:39 2015 No.14217090 File: 322 KB, 538x477, dicks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217081

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:45:48 2015 No.14217098 >>14217081 >Manticore singing about how good her tail pussy is >The song draws tons of complaints to the media watchdog >The complaints are from parents of monster girls >They think the song isn't filthy enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:46:06 2015 No.14217100 >>14217088 That's not all humans sing about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:47:07 2015 No.14217103 >>14217098 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oXgcZCzcro

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:48:57 2015 No.14217105 >>14217100 You're right, they also sing about love, break ups and how they don't really need their ex can't stop singing about. At least with the generic top 50 chart stuff, thank god music is more diverse than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:51:54 2015 No.14217110 >>14214733 >PSO2 i suppose the closest thing is dark falz double right now >this probably means she wants some kind of twincest roleplay IM PRETTY SURE THIS ISN'T HOW WE MAKE THE PROFOUND DARKNESS

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:52:02 2015 No.14217111 >>14217105 >blood in I'm reminded of that green text where a salamander was chasing a man and corners him in a karaoke bar, then he goes up to stage to sing with her cause fuck it, and her tails starts a fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:55:54 2015 No.14217117 >>14216942 There was a greentext story back on /a/, but I don't recall it ever getting compiled or pastebinned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:57:16 2015 No.14217119 File: 83 KB, 368x323, hellhoundabest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Came in just after reverse trap Hellhound discussion Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:59:19 2015 No.14217127 >>14217119 Do it yourself for having a shit waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:00:36 2015 No.14217131 >>14217127 >Hellhound >shit Pick one

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:01:06 2015 No.14217132 >>14217119 Why just limit it to reserve trap Hellhound? How about bad cop Hellhound and her Nekomata partner who's always making pitiful attempts to reign in her senior's antics?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:01:13 2015 No.14217133
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>>14217074
>Yeti insists on outdoor snow games in -40 weather because "it feels fine to me"
>Today she wants to go ice skating and make snowmen
>I can't feel my body every 30 minutes so she has to keep hugging me
>But that's ok with her, she does it with a smile on her face every time
>She holds my frozen, shaking, mitten layered hands in her paws as we head back
>She "forgets" to start burning wood in the fireplace for a bit so we have to cuddle it out, but it's still warm
>She falls asleep hugging me like a dakimakura without ever having started the fireplace
>It's going to be even colder tomorrow
>She already has the snowboards and gear out ready to go for the morning
>Even in the heated embrace of a Yeti, my body starts shaking again
>Just another winter in the mountains with a Yeti waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:01:51 2015 No.14217134 >>14217131 No, I'll pick both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:02:03 2015 No.14217135 >>14217132 Ok yes let's keep going. Why does reverse trap Hellhound make me think of a thick Naoto?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:02:55 2015 No.14217137 >>14217132 >Why just limit it to reserve trap Hellhound? Because Reverse Trap Hellhound sounds dumb, you can tell it's a Hellhound cause the Ears, flaming eyes and skin tone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:03:59 2015 No.14217140 >>14217135 Dunno. She's generally more associated with cats. What with her Halloween costume and that one pic by .less...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:04:51 2015 No.14217143 >>14217137 >Short-haired boyish Hellhound who does her best to hide her tits and thick thighs but sucks at it No sir it sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:05:32 2015 No.14217146 >>14217081 Penis. Penis in Vagoo. Tallywacker. Schlong. Peter. Wang. Doodle. Flesh Missile. Pussy Stuffing. Pork Sword. Spam Dagger. Pump Action Yogurt Cannon. Lord Thrusty. Plonker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:05:36 2015 No.14217147 I wanna punish Reverse Trap Dhampir for tricking me by turning her into a plump housewife after marriage and kids!

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Tue Oct 13 18:05:45 2015 No.14217148

>>14216959
WITHIN THE DISTANT FUTURE, IN A TIME WHERE MUTANTS AND DEMONS SLITHER THROUGH A WORLD OF DARKNESS, LIES THE LEGEND OF A MYTHICAL KNIGHT AND VAMPIRE HUNTER

ONCE IN EXISTENCE, THERE WAS A KNIGHT CLAD IS STARLIGHT AND A BITCHIN' EMBLAZON CLOAK, A MAN WHOSE FACE WENT UNSEEN FROM EVERYONE. A CURSED KNIGHT NAMED 'ABDO MAN'. EXISTING AT HIS SIDE, WAS A FAMED ASSASSIN OF FOUL VAMPIRE KINDRED, CLAD IN EXOTIC FABULOUS ARMOR AND A PORCELAIN MASK THAT HID THE ASSASSIN'S FACE FROM THE WORLD. THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 'LUKAREN'. THIS IS THEIR TALE.
______________________________________________

A knight and a assassin stand at the peak of a mountain, overlooking a shady demon castle under the rule of a lascivious vampire countess known as 'Countess Wreckingchest'.

"So, from what I gather from the townsfolk," Abdo begins to speak in a clear echoing voice from inside his helmet, "This vampire is apparently 'well-endowed', if you get my poor attempt at perversion."

"----" The cloaked assassin tilts it's head to the side at the knight's wording, "Huh?"

"You know, pardon my course language, but I'm saying her bosom is the enemy of gravity. Her jugs jiggles like a jigsaw jumble--- twas a rumor as to her famed rise to power, enslaving the wills of men with a shake-zan of her king cans."

"----"

"Ohoho, such a lewd woman surely is below the standards of a devote vampire hunter such as yourself, Luka. But I admit, I find myself curious as to what the rumors suggest. Perhaps it is against my better judgement, my male instincts doing the thinking for me. That ever happen to you? Tell you what, getting aroused in a full set of armor is quite painful and restrictive."

"----" The cloaked assassin tilts it's head again, obviously lost, "I'm not sure what you're talking about."

"Do not tell me you are abstinent, my friend? Come now, just how many times a day do you jerk it?"

"Jerk what?"

"---Jerk wh-? Ohoho, my, you are an odd one, Luka. I suppose that's why I enjoy your company so much!" The knight hops aboard a cyborg horse decked out with a stereo surround system, "Come, there are much monsters to kill and little time before the sun sets! Onwards!"

As the knight rides off with 'The Final Countdown' blaring forward, the cloaked assassin fidgets a bit before realizing what the knight was asking.

"I-Is he still clueless about my gender?!" The pure white porcelain mask begins to change into a shade of red as the Dhampir comes to terms with Abdo asking her how often she masturbated.

"Is that what friends talk about so carelessly!? Good grief, how vulgar! What a giant buffoon, I should just leave him right now and let him deal with the monsters himself!"

----

The assassin stares downwards at the stardust knight roaring in bloody delight as he plunges a chainsaw ax into the face of a mountain goat spider monster.

"Oh who am I kidding, that idiot is my childhood friend. If I left now he'd surely be lost and assuredly could not tell his head from his own ass. Besides, it's not like I dislike his crude banter or anything. It's just... must he be so insensitive and dense as to not notice how girlish my voice still is compared to his!?"

"LUKKKKAAAA, YOU'RE MISSING EVERYTHING! HURRY UP! THIS DEMON'S BREASTS ARE MADE OF SNAKES!"

The Dhampir clad in a porcelain mask fidgets upon hearing the knight's words and snaps to, beginning to slowly shuffle along the mountain path as she makes her way to her friend muttering, "...Baka, insensitive jerk, moron," beneath her mask's breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:06:07 2015 No.14217151 File: 27 KB, 376x166, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217134 >Ban evading Take your lumps, bitch nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:06:37 2015 No.14217154 >>14217143 She still has flaming eyes! Anyone sees her they go 'Hello Reverse Trap Hellhound, trying to hide being a girl again?'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:06:55 2015 No.14217156 >>14217131 >hellhounds >not shit Death to the mutts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:06:57 2015 No.14217157 >>14217151 Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:07:03 2015 No.14217160 >>14217135 >Cop hound attempts to rape a man who took her fancy while on duty >"Stop, no raping on duty!" her partner whines >"Fine I'll throw him in the trunk and rape him after" >"That's even worse!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:08:26 2015 No.14217163 File: 986 KB, 438x305, 1381030644045.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217160

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:08:29 2015 No.14217164 >>14217135 >lumping in best girl with a bad monster girl Anon please, get some better taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:09:16 2015 No.14217168 >>14217148 ...continue

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:09:26 2015 No.14217170 >>14217160 I'm just imagining them sounding something like a female Rick and Morty. Only as a buddy cop show instead of Rick and Morty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:09:38 2015 No.14217171 >>14217164 Well that's odd you mentioned best girl but I didn't say Chie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:10:51 2015 No.14217175 >>14217147 >plump I will hunt you down and end you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:10:57 2015 No.14217176 >>14217171 Let's not do this again anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:12:47 2015 No.14217190 >>14217160 Time for a purge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:12:52 2015 No.14217191 >>14217176 It's okay I appreciate the P4 girls quite a bit except for Yukiko

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:13:13 2015 No.14217192 >>14217175 No! She must learn to pay for fooling me! Besides her mother is dead! She's done with her adventuring days!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:14:26 2015 No.14217196 >>14217191 It's a shame. She has no personality besides being pretty and throwing giggle fits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:14:33 2015 No.14217197 >>14217191 Oh god that Yukiko anon should just kill himself. I bet his monster girl waifu is something really shit.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:16:34 2015 No.14217206
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>>14217143
>You will never wonder where he went when a beautiful Hellhound girl you've never seen before starts singing in the high school talent show.

It's a shame he's not here, she has a nice singing voice, can't believe he's missing this!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:17:54 2015 No.14217212 >>14217197 >implying Listen, Yukiko is pretty bad. But harpies are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:17:57 2015 No.14217213 Are plumpfags the new chubby alps autists?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:18:32 2015 No.14217216 >>14217206 The fuck is up with her right paw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:19:17 2015 No.14217218 >>14217216 It's fluffy and it has claws

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:20:21 2015 No.14217223 >>14217212 Birds are dumb and Yukiko's dungeon sucked. Best dungeon was obviously Naoto's

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:20:38 2015 No.14217225 >>14217216 >>14217218 It looks more like a legit dog's paw. Like there's no wrist or fingers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:21:41 2015 No.14217233 >>14217223 >Best dungeon music >Best dungeon gimmick >Houses best girl Yes. Yes it was.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:24:15 2015 No.14217240

>>14217206
>She shows up later, wearing her usual disguise.
>"Sup Anon? What'd I miss?!"
>"Oh hey man, you missed out big time, you should have seen this Hellhound bro, bangin' as fuck."
>"...R-Really?"
>"Yeah man! I wish could ask her out or something... You okay? Your face is red as fuck."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:46:20 2015 No.14217300 File: 935 KB, 3000x2000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, did we die? Is shit on fire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:47:37 2015 No.14217304 >>14217300 Well I do smell smoke But that might be because I forgot something in the oven

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:48:58 2015 No.14217306 File: 47 KB, 500x881, daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217300 sleepy time

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:15:43 2015 No.14217368 >>14217007 >Implying you wouldn't be the one under the mating press.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:16:04 2015 No.14217369 >>14217306 I want to be that daki.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:16:21 2015 No.14217371
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>Schedule a dinner date at your apartment with a lady you've liked for a while
>Get everything ready. Heck, you even installed a dimmer switch for this.
>Have your only expensive suit dry-cleaned. Prepare a homemade, gourmet meal. Candles. Soft music. It's as sappy and cliché as it gets but that's part of the charm, you think. Like a puppy so ugly it's cute, like something everyone either likes or just likes ironically.
>She cancels at the last minute. You're left well-dressed and alone in an empty apartment as slow orchestral music plays in the background and two plates of seared scallops with asparagus and risotto grow ever-colder.
>"Screw it. I'll enjoy being alone for the night."
>You pick out some film you haven't watched yet, some cheap VHS you picked up from a yard sale, and sit down to enjoy your food.
>Through the hissing, garbled static...SHE emerges. Crawling, creaking, groaning under her long-dead breath.
>Her bones crack with every movement. Ink-black ichor spills from her mouth. Her throat gurgles as if she chokes on a combination of a snapped neck and whatever hellish fluid continuously bubbles up from her stomach. Her eyes are hidden by a morbid veil of wet, greasy black hair but you still feel them. Her stare, sharp as daggers, digging into your bare flesh as she crawls and her fingernails scrape whatever they touch.
>She stops abruptly, noticing the well-orchestrated romantic atmosphere
>She stands up
>Walks timidly over to the empty seat across from you
>Begins to fidget nervously

What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:17:45 2015 No.14217374 >>14217371 Romance the ghost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:19:32 2015 No.14217382 File: 908 KB, 500x500, 1418859167677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217371 Oh I think you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:22:02 2015 No.14217392 >>14217371 Hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:22:08 2015 No.14217394 >>14217382 I miss Iwata.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:23:21 2015 No.14217400 >>14217371 Tell her there's no need to be shy and that she should try the meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:26:44 2015 No.14217419 >>14217371 So, haha, 7 days until you put out, am I right? ahahaha... Oh fuck kill me now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:27:43 2015 No.14217424 >>14217394 Me too.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:29:09 2015 No.14217437

>>14217368
>implying

I like to think that in MGC, you could walk up to any single monster girl on the street and so long as your willing to fuck them, they'll sub no matter their instincts, they're just that desperate. Just initiate physical contact and they'll instantly reciprocate. In MGC, you can't even buy your way into a relationship, the number of human males is just so low, and the number of monster girls is just so high, all the ones available are only ever single and nonraped, because of every monster girl is conspiring to sabotage every other monster girl's chances, all the time! So, it only makes sense that every MG's already low and flexible standards will lower even farther.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:31:01 2015 No.14217444 >>14217437 Whatever you say man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:31:04 2015 No.14217445 >>14217437 >replying to salt man

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:32:22 2015 No.14217453 >>14217437 >every monster girl is conspiring to sabotage every other monster girl's chances The Chain of Cockblocking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:33:26 2015 No.14217456 File: 16 KB, 322x171, 1444779206899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217394 >>14217382

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:36:48 2015 No.14217465

>>14217437
>Ratio of males to females is so skewed that every anon gets a harem whether he wants one or not
>There's a few lucky fuckers who end up with nothing but 5 Mantises or 4 Kikimoras
>The luckiest anon of all struts around town with a pair of Vampires flanking him wherever he goes

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:36:53 2015 No.14217466

>>14217437
>Be guy in Monster Girl City
>see this shit on the internet one day
>decide to try it
>get up and leave apartment
>look around outside on the street
>see monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
>decide to walk over and start intimately touching her

What happens?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:37:39 2015 No.14217469 >>14217437 I think MGC would have deals with other countries so that they encourage immigration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:37:42 2015 No.14217470 >>14217437 >they'll sub no matter their instincts Then it's not the MGC we usually talk about, isn't it.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:41:22 2015 No.14217481

>>14217437
>they'll sub no matter their instincts, they're just that desperate
Anon that's retarded, if anything they will try to rape you while fighting between them to see who keeps you. I'm only talking abou the rapey species obviously.

You just like monstergirls going sub, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:43:17 2015 No.14217488 >>14217466 >Mummy >She starts cumming in my arms by my gentle caresses and leaning into me and my touches before even knowing my name. Ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:43:27 2015 No.14217490 >>14217466 She shows you who is boss of this gym.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:45:43 2015 No.14217500 >>14217465 >vampires >lucky You kiss your priestess with that mouth?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:46:00 2015 No.14217502

>>14217466
>Chimaera

She could be in any one of her split personalities.

Lion: "Impulsive, magnificent, and belligerent. Proficient at hunting prey, she will aggressively attack and attempt to mate if there's a human man who strikes her fancy."

Dragon: "Noble, overbearing, and prudent. She will remain relatively calm and composed, even in the presence of a human man."

Goat: "Highly intelligent and of a warm disposition, but extremely lustful and calculating. She will spoil a man and lead him into corruption."

Snake: "Deeply jealous and cunning, she's dependent on the man she seized, and also excels at making him dependent on her. She will never let a man escape."

I hope she's in Dragon mode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:46:30 2015 No.14217505 >>14217437 >they'll sub no matter their instincts HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:46:55 2015 No.14217508 >>14217466 >see this shit on the internet one day >Implying a monstergirl didn't write that to make all the neets go out of their homes and get husbando'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:47:06 2015 No.14217511 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, 1444780026495.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are hellhounds hot dogs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:47:56 2015 No.14217516 >>14217500 >Not wanting a pair of Vampire twins who appear aloof in public only to fawn all over you in private

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:48:00 2015 No.14217517 >>14217511 I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:48:13 2015 No.14217519 >>14217511 Oh wow. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing if I saw that shit in reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:48:39 2015 No.14217520 >>14217511 Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:48:45 2015 No.14217521 >>14217500 Dhampir go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:49:15 2015 No.14217522 >>14217516 >implying they would do either of those things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:49:22 2015 No.14217525 >>14217516 >Vampire twins I can't take this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:49:36 2015 No.14217527 >>14217511 No, but they do ask about your wiener quite a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:50:19 2015 No.14217529 File: 121 KB, 510x643, 1443850028329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217511 That's highly amusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:51:29 2015 No.14217533 File: 188 KB, 577x435, 1435396877750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217511 >Tease your Hellhound by calling her a hot dog >She doms the shit out of you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:51:46 2015 No.14217535 >>14217511 Hey look everyone! It's that Hellhound that bullies everyone! Let's bully HER!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:52:15 2015 No.14217537 >>14217466 >sahuagin She moans quietly letting me do whatever I want, maybe return the favor. Kuu girls are...kuu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:53:11 2015 No.14217540 >>14217516 If they don't team up to molest me in private I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:53:43 2015 No.14217543 >>14217516 Are you human or an incubus? >>14217521 Die scum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:54:24 2015 No.14217548 >>14217511 This is why you don't ever want to be in debt to a Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:54:47 2015 No.14217551 >>14217533 >your hellhound >implying I keep shit in my house

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:57:06 2015 No.14217561

I wonder if MGC has Gazers or Mindflayers for hire as hypnotists or psychiatrists.

I wonder what the price of aphrodisiacs and physiology altering drugs are in MGC.

I wonder if Liches would be willing to sell their magic talent, and if so, to what degree, and for what price?

I wonder if completely rewriting the personality and totally altering the body of an MG, specifically the ones anon would be unhappy with, would be illegal in MGC, and if so, how expensive it would be compared to doing it in real life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:57:10 2015 No.14217562 >>14217466 >Dormouse I think she'd be so pent up she'd actually be awake, trembling in lust as I approach before I finally touch her and she get's so excited she passes out. Mice are silly girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:57:41 2015 No.14217565 >>14217543 You're the who is dying. You're clearly suffering from fatally shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:58:17 2015 No.14217567 >>14217511 >That cold soulless stare fucking perfect

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:59:18 2015 No.14217571
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What monstergirls can infiltrate into the human society to rape/kidnap/get a husbando?

Hard mode: No demonic energy bullshit that gives mermaids legs etc, they have to hide their monster features by themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:00:22 2015 No.14217574 >>14217466 >apophis Nope.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Tue Oct 13 20:02:15 2015 No.14217579

>>14217168
The stardust knight and illustrious vampire hunter arrive inside the fabled vampire's den, having masterfully avoided the traps set in place---- ie dodging flying butts of succubi and hordes of skeleton jousting acrobats--- they make their way to the vampire countess's throne room.

"An evil vortex of perversion and corruption lies behind this door, Abdo. We need a key to gain access-"

Abdo kicks down the door and thrusts his knightly hips as he slides inside the vampire's throne room.

"FOUL CREATURE, I HAVE COME TO GANDER AT YOUR CHEST. Depending on your response to my aforementioned demand, your fate will be decided."

"Moron! What if that door was booby trapped?!" Lukaren rushes behind the knight and punches his shoulder plating.

"Well first, you said booby," Abdo snickers inside his helmet, "And second, I believe I have more than enough health points remaining to deal with any such trap."

"And what if the room behind the door was a trick? A ripple in the fabric of reality with once you stumbled inside a dimension of which there was no return?"

"Well, atleast you came with me. You're a good friend, yes, you've gained my trust. You're more than welcome to bed my sister."

"S-SHUT UP!"

"Pushy! Pushy~! You need to lighten up, friend. Our fated boss battle is but at hand!"

Lukaren begins to bang on the knight's fabulous chest with her fists like a child throwing a tantrum, "I CAN'T lighten up when I have to deal with your idiocy day in and day out! BAKA! Think for once instead of stumbling around like.. like..... LIKE A PAIR OF WALKING TESTICLES!"

The countess of the castle coughs into her hand to announce her presence. The knight and hunter cease their quarreling and take the appropriate combat stances.

The countess stands, towering over the two like a giant mist of bats given human form, and takes a step forward to confront her adversaries.

-BOING-

The countess's bosom suddenly pops out of her vampire aristocratic uniform, like a massive air bubble forming inside.

"...Nahn dah?" Abdo whispers inside his helmet.

The countess's fanged teeth gleam in the light as she smiles fondly, "Trespassers! Tell me, do you like surprises?"

"I fucking love surprises!"
"Not especially."

!

The sound of flapping wings emanates from inside the inflamed bosom, until---- A gust of angry bats blast out from countess's aristocratic uniform's chest, shooting towards the two like a shotgun blast.

"THE SURPRISE WAS VAMPIRES!"

"OH NO! A LITERAL BOOBY TRAP! THE IRONY IS NOT LOST ME, LUKAFER, I ASSURE YOU! BUT I AM STILL SNICKERING AT THE WORD 'BOOBY' ALL THE SAME!"

"SHUT UP MORON, AND DODGE!"

The two engage in a struggle against the vampire countess. A battle rages throughout the remaining day, until the sun sets, and the full moon illuminates the battleground. The grounds are now layered with the corpses of mutants and creatures, fire and acidic bile fill the scene as the two warriors continually battle the countess.

"With the power of the full moon at my back, you foolish marauders of right will quench my nightly thirst with your souls!"

Abdo calmly coughs into his hand, "I hate to admit it, but it seems as though she's a much higher level than expected. Perhaps we should've grinded a bit?"

"Maybe you'll listen to me next time?"

"It's likely the opposite, but miracles do happen. If this is the day we fall, I am glad to have given it my all with my bestest friend in the world! Come Luka, I have enough in me for a desperate final attack! Let us teach this monster that humans such as us are still to be feared, for we still outnumber the night itself!"

!

The vampire countess snatches the vampire hunter next to Abdo and hovers in the air out of the knight's reach.

"HEY! GIVE ME BACK LUKAREN YOU.. YOU.. DECADENT DANDY!

"I will begin my feast on your dear friend, you worthless knight! Watch as I suck his soul straight from his nape!"

The vampire plunges her 'fangers' into Luka's throat.

...

Then releases her bite and stares awkwardly off into the distance.

Then bites the vampire hunter again in the shoulder.

...And slowly unsinks her teeth from Lukafer's shoulder.

The countess raises her eyebrows confused, "You're.. a woman?"

Abdo slowly and comically tilts his head to the side, his confusion is palpable.

"This taste... you're not a human? YOU'RE A DHAMPIR---!?"

"----" Luka breaks free of the vampire's grasp and DDT's the countess into the hardened concrete floor. She takes off her porcelain mask to reveal a tomboyish face full of tears, "----Um.. Abdo, I can explain-"

"...SWEET JESUS, MY BFF IS A MONSTER GIRL!?" Abdo grabs his helmet's mouth region as if he was going to barf, "To think, I've been 'sword fighting' each night with a monster girl... and ENJOYED IT!? I feel so... conflicted. And dirty. Dirflicted. Derelicted! Haha! Derelict my balls, countess, you've been conquered by the mighty knight Abdo and his possibly gay dhampir friend!"

Lukafer looks up dejected and confused, "---Gay?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:02:23 2015 No.14217581 >>14217565 You still mad the truth is out your loving vamps are bullshit and dhampirs are superior in every way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:03:54 2015 No.14217592 >>14217571 >Elves >Dhampirs >Mummies(?) > Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:04:23 2015 No.14217594 >>14217581 Dhampirs are whiny teengers with mommy issues. Vampires are seductive, powerful, and spooky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:04:54 2015 No.14217597 >>14217579 I see the character limit has been increased

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:05:01 2015 No.14217598 >>14217561 Gazers are NEETs who stay at home and spread their legs for the pizza delivery Anon! http://imgur.com/ryyWH6j.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:05:10 2015 No.14217600 >>14217581 Go away Dhampir nobody likes you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:05:12 2015 No.14217601 >>14217561 >going this far Just get an MG you like and be happy man. You don't need to go to such lengths to make your own custom monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:06:26 2015 No.14217604 File: 583 KB, 600x700, 1444781186568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217466 >Raiju I'm game. She probably is too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:06:44 2015 No.14217607 >>14217511 The job market really is awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:07:05 2015 No.14217609 >>14217571 Dhampirs Kitsune Tsuki Kejourou Mimics Doppelgangers Witches Pharaoh Selkie

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:09:12 2015 No.14217620

>>14217571
Dhampirs are nigh indistinguishable from Humans prior to tasting blood.

Kobolds, Apsaras and even Holstaurs to an extent are welcomed even in generally non-Monster Friendly States.

A Lich or Wight could probably make a glamour quite easily.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:09:53 2015 No.14217627

>>14217594
Lie.
So are dhampirs
Not more powerful than dhampirs who can steal their freaking powers, get fucked.
Why do you want a spooky waifu, compensating for something? Besides, other than for attire dhampirs and vampires are very alike.
>>14217600
I will take that as a yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:10:21 2015 No.14217631 >>14217598 She looks like she ordered the extra sausage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:10:31 2015 No.14217633 >>14217466 >Dark Priest Nothing because I wouldn't go near one of those whores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:11:28 2015 No.14217641 >>14217620 He's strictly talking appearance I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:11:49 2015 No.14217643 >>14217579 Abdo is the hero we need.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:12:38 2015 No.14217646 >>14217633 Want to trade for an apophis?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:13:38 2015 No.14217652

>>14217561
I feel like people like you would be part of some weird, sick community in MGC, of fetishists that currently don't exist because it isn't possible in the real world.

They'd call you guys customizers, because like >>14217601 said, where normal people don't even like regular monster girls, your depravity is such that you go to the lengths of making your own custom MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:14:17 2015 No.14217656 >>14217646 That's even worse.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:14:29 2015 No.14217658

>>14217627
>Why do you want a spooky waifu, compensating for something?
I just love spooky.

>dhampirs and vampires are very alike.
Wrong. Vampires are classy ladies who want to V the butler and mold him into husband material. Dhampirs are homewreckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:16:00 2015 No.14217664 >>14217627 Don't you have some happy family to ruin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:16:01 2015 No.14217665 >>14217633 Come on, don't you want to at least try it? You might just like it, never know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:17:25 2015 No.14217673 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1597, 1442959362679.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217646 >Tfw you have an Apophis boss who slips weird things into your coffee, just to mess with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:18:47 2015 No.14217682 >>14217665 Oh I know for a fact that I won't like it. I don't need to try it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:19:18 2015 No.14217685 >>14217658 >classy ladies You mean domineering, haughty whores who see humans as contemptible creatures and servants. Dhampirs treat humans with respect and love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:19:21 2015 No.14217687 >>14217466 Unless it's one of my favourite MGs I wouldn't even bother, because why settle for less?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:20:08 2015 No.14217691 >>14217673 More Abossphis when? It just stopped suddenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:22:57 2015 No.14217701 >>14217664 Do you mean a man to save and let choose a wife for himself, one who will treat him well regardless of his origin and won't treat him as a servant and food supply? Sure why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:23:01 2015 No.14217702 >>14217685 >domineering, haughty This is bad how? >Dhampirs treat humans with respect and love. Unless they're married to a vampire and love her the way she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:23:20 2015 No.14217704 >>14217685 Come on anon, deep down inside you want to be treated like a toy.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:23:53 2015 No.14217708

>>14217673
>You're lying, twitching on the floor, with a throbbing erection.
>The urge to masturbate is unbelievably intense, but you can't move your arms.
>"Hahaha... Oh Anon, that look is priceless!~"
>"Ahhh... Anyway I'm going to need that report by Friday, up you get, I'm not paying you to fool around~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:24:26 2015 No.14217710 >>14215137 How did Verina get that onesie on despite having wings and a tail?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:26:37 2015 No.14217719 >>14217708 I'd kill myself if I had to deal with that shit daily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:27:18 2015 No.14217721 >>14217710 MGs uhh...find a way

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:28:19 2015 No.14217728 >>14217673 Snake hips are a thing I want to tease an Apophis about her waist!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:28:27 2015 No.14217729 >>14217719 It's good money though Anon, just grin and bear it. There'll be time for revenge soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:29:11 2015 No.14217731 >>14217702 >this is bad how Oh, you think less of your self, how sad. >unless they're married to a vampire In human marries a vampire, sex with humans is a filthy act to them. Incubi are a different story. You can't lie to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:29:13 2015 No.14217732 >>14217729 Nah. Suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:32:00 2015 No.14217736 >>14217731 *No human marries a vampire

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:33:12 2015 No.14217742 >>14217511 Things like this is why I only canon medieval fantasy magicalooza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:33:38 2015 No.14217744 >>14217704 >this is what faggots believe

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:35:13 2015 No.14217746

>>14217731
>Oh, you think less of your self, how sad.
I just want to be molested by a vampire as she Ohohohos. Is that so much to ask?

>sex with humans is a filthy act to them
No really, or your precious dhampirs would never exist. They're noblewomen, of course they would want to have suitable husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:36:46 2015 No.14217753 File: 212 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paladin Ryu or full Goddess Ryu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:36:51 2015 No.14217754 >>14217685 >domineering, haughty I fail to see the problem here

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:38:17 2015 No.14217760

Reminder that you are completely expendable and just a walking dildo to monster girls.

Don't like the fetishes a girl's species is know for? She can just rewrite your brain and make you like them!

On death's door? She already has a brand new partner and will forget all about you the moment you die!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:39:53 2015 No.14217763

>>14217746
>or your precious dhampirs would never exist
You know damn well they are a mutation, and seeing as vampires prefer for their men to be Incubi in order to marry them, it's clear it's also a measure against dhampir births. I will say it once more, you cannot lie to me.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:40:12 2015 No.14217764

I want to ignore Reverse Trap Dhampir until she asks me to forgive her for hiding both her species and sex from me!
Then we get into a verbal argument that turns into a fight that turns into hugging each other and promising to try not to lie to the other!
Then tell her I think she'd look better with long hair!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:42:51 2015 No.14217771 >>14217763 So what if they prefer to have their man be an Incubus before they truly marry him? it's the end result of being with any monster anyway. Maybe if dhampirs weren't selfish backstabbers, then vampires would be more willing to fuck humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:42:54 2015 No.14217773 >>14217746 >no, really It's plainly stated in their profile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:43:08 2015 No.14217775 >Not wanting to marry a haughty Vampire who sees sex with humans as unbecoming of someone of her stature and an act to be scorned, but who is also a total pervert who gets off on the idea of a "lowly human polluting her womb with his filthy cum"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:44:44 2015 No.14217779 >>14217775 >lowly human polluting her womb with his filthy cum That's not sexy, that's just insulting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:45:19 2015 No.14217781 >>14217775 But anon, this exactly what I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:45:39 2015 No.14217783 >>14217771 >selfish That's rich. >backstabber >for wanting her father/humans to be treated well You're pathetic. I bet you'd be down with human farms. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:46:07 2015 No.14217784 >>14217775 No, not really. I want a dom vampire but I don't want her to think like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:47:28 2015 No.14217789 >>14217775 >haughty Stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:48:59 2015 No.14217794 >>14217783 It's stated they do come to love their husbands on their own and treat them well. Dhampirs are uneeded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:49:09 2015 No.14217795 >>14217771 >>14217771 >trying to blame dhampirs for something perpetuated by vampires themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:50:31 2015 No.14217797 >>14217794 ONCE THEY INCUBIZE. You are being willfully thick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:51:28 2015 No.14217802 File: 76 KB, 415x583, Elfsub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217775 >lowly human polluting her womb with his filthy cum Das elves' job.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:52:43 2015 No.14217808

>>14217794
>They are full of pride, considering themselves to be nobility while looking down upon humans as lesser beings

>Due to the pleasure and narcotic effect of sucking blood, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned, copulation with a human being is a filthy act, so most vampires will probably try to control their lust.

>Men whom they are fond of are taken away to their homes and kept as both servants and food sources, being forced to take care of the vampire herself. On the surface, they are treated as servants, but these captured men are also husband-candidates. Men who live as their servants are infused with magical power every time they feed, eventually transforming into “incubi.” Men who have become incubi are regarded as nobility, the same as themselves, and thus they become treated as husbands.

Stop posting anytime.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:53:53 2015 No.14217816

How does MGC prevent itself from becoming a demon realm? It's mostly populated by monsters and there's tons of sex going on all the time, I'd imagine there'd be stupid amounts of mamonomomana in the air causing dark matters and other bullshit to form all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:55:42 2015 No.14217825 >>14217816 It doesn't. MGC is a grey wasteland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:55:48 2015 No.14217826 >>14217816 Nanomachines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:56:00 2015 No.14217827 >>14217816 It has no mamano mana. That's the first thing that gets thrown out of almost any writefag's stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:56:01 2015 No.14217828 >>14217797 I know that. They find humans, pump him full of DE to be Incubi then they go all lovey dovey. They just want a suitable husband and not some guy off the streets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:56:13 2015 No.14217832 >>14217816 Check the Q&A on the wiki. I recall someone asked KC a related question about what would happen if a bunch of coupled were sealed in a room to have sex (and prevent the DE from escaping).

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:56:53 2015 No.14217834 >>14217816 Because it's not MGE, merely borrows from it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:57:19 2015 No.14217835 >>14217816 My guess is that with each monster that becomes a resident makes the bar of containment higher. Only when the energy overflows that bar, then it becomes a demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:57:45 2015 No.14217840 So. How bout dem micro bikinis? http://slugbox.deviantart.com/art/Miia-565985536

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:58:21 2015 No.14217843 >>14217828 Good, you admit vampires don't care for humans, but Incubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:58:21 2015 No.14217844 >>14217840 >deviantart Fuck off. Now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:00:29 2015 No.14217851 >>14217844 >Art is shit because of where is comes from because I said so Why is this still a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:01:26 2015 No.14217854 >>14217840 >Mature Content >This content is intended for mature audiences. >Sign In To Confirm Your Age >or, enter your birth date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:03:10 2015 No.14217859 >>14217851 The "other pictures from this artist" sidebar is full of My Little Pony shit. Yes anon, it's fucking terrible and you're an alpnigger for linking it.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:03:30 2015 No.14217862

>>14217816
Mamono mana is used to power every thing in MGC. They basically are in a constant struggle to get rid of it faster than they can produce it, so MGC is super high tech and wasteful about its energy resources, since it wants to get rid of those energy resources no matter what, more so than they care about actually being productive about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:05:09 2015 No.14217866 >>14217859 Please don't associate Alps with deviant art, I don't even like Alps, but they don't deserve that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:07:09 2015 No.14217877 >>14217851 Because this is motherfucking 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:07:44 2015 No.14217879 >>14217851 But it was shit.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:08:09 2015 No.14217880

>>14217859
I hate this retarded-ass idea that if an artist draws something you don't like, everything they draw is automatically shit. It's fucking Miia, anon, has nothing to do with MLP.

Of course if you don't like Miia or EMG, then alright, fair enough.

>>14217844
Anon, it's like tumblr. Yes, there is a ton of shit. Tons upon tons of worthless, pathetic shit. But then there's also plenty of good stuff. You've just got to be willing to fish through the shit.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:08:45 2015 No.14217884

>>14217816
MGC is actually a spirit realm, exising outside normal space, and in fact, the only way in is through a magic portal or something like that so no one from our world needs to worry about what goes on there, which explains everything anyone ever needs explained about MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:09:11 2015 No.14217886 >>14217808 Explain Dhampirs.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:09:17 2015 No.14217887

>>14217598

I really hope MGC doesn't have a tipping culture like the US does, and the employees are actually just aptly paid by their companies instead.

I mean sex is nice but it doesn't pay the bills, unless you're fucking your landlord in exchange for having your rent waived.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:09:42 2015 No.14217891 File: 1.20 MB, 852x1200, 3d97aa8085c2664e33b1c1a04335e2d102c21d612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217844 >>14217859 >>14217854 To be fair, the guy drew Miia pretty good cept for the nose.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:11:54 2015 No.14217900

>>14217816
Years ago, Anubi Engineers discovered a miraculous substance. "Dragon Dust". Powdered Dragon Scales, which can then be mixed into any material, such as concrete, steel, asphalt, whatever.

Due to Dragon's natural resistance to Demonic Influence, materials made with Dragon Dust have a natural tendency to mitigate the high levels of demonic energy, which would otherwise lead to a completely corrupted state.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:11:58 2015 No.14217901 >>14217891 That's some serious jew nose going on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:12:23 2015 No.14217902 >>14217884 I like to think MGC is on an island in the middle of nowhere. So they can still trade and contact the rest of the world and the world can keep an eye on them, but if something goes wrong it can be contained.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:12:56 2015 No.14217905 >>14217891 Honestly I think her whole face is kinda too far forward from her neck... Dat body though. Unf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:14:08 2015 No.14217909 >>14217901 > Jew nose If it were jew nose, it would be convex instead of concave. I'd say it's more flounder face syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:15:43 2015 No.14217921 >>14217901 It's funny because the artist bitched about MonMusume's animation quality. The only reason he drew Miia was because of Patreon.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:16:12 2015 No.14217925

>>14217887
>implying
Monster girls need nothing else but sex. Seriously, the standard grade currency of MGC is spirit energy, and that come straight from your dick. You can probably get nearly anything you need just by jacking off onto some monster girls face.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:16:43 2015 No.14217929

>>14217843
Not him but "not caring" is too much, as they still accept humans as Incubi material, and the fact that their husband had been one (and is still 70% the way Incubi work) at some point.

To them, incubization is a ritual of initiation into nobility of sorts, just so it doesn't gnaw at their pride that they've married an everyman from the streets just like that. He differentiates and separates from the crowd somewhat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:17:38 2015 No.14217935 Reminder that the guy that hates monstergirls >>14217760 and tells everyone to "fuck off" is indeed fujoshit-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:18:39 2015 No.14217938 >>14217935 Post proof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:18:42 2015 No.14217939 >>14217935 You're just guessing, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:18:57 2015 No.14217941 >>14217935 Saltman? I wish that guy would just kill himself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:19:03 2015 No.14217942 >>14217844 I post art from dA and tumblr by renaming it to a 4chan style filename and no one ever calls me out

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:19:41 2015 No.14217945 >>14217939 Of course he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:20:13 2015 No.14217947 >>14217942 Thanks for helping to make this a safe-space by going the extra mile to avoid triggering people, anon. :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:20:36 2015 No.14217950 >>14217921 >Watches MLP >Hates Monmusu's animation >Only drew her because Patreon Welp. Thanks for the Miia, guy, but get outta here, is what I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:20:56 2015 No.14217952 >>14217941 I wish you would kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:21:55 2015 No.14217956 >>14217886 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:21:57 2015 No.14217960 File: 77 KB, 252x340, 1440083628851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217925 >Monster girl that wants love >Everyone just wants to dick her Being MG is suffering

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:22:12 2015 No.14217961 >>14217938 >>14217939 Check /y/

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:22:28 2015 No.14217962
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>>14217929
>To them, incubization is a ritual of initiation into nobility of sorts
Well sir, you have sold me. I must humbly request that you see to it that my next colonoscopy test is performed by you, as you have demonstrated quite thoroughly that you are a top-tier professional in the field of pulling things out of asses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:23:16 2015 No.14217964 >>14217952 Here comes the salt golem, why are you even here anyway? Just die, fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:24:09 2015 No.14217967 >Who are you Hu, Huuuuu, Human? You do not match any employees on my files... >No, Noooo-OOOOOO matter, ones my golems being you to the electrified procreation chamber, then you will learn the true meaning of pleasure

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:24:14 2015 No.14217968 >>14217964 Stop replying and report, there will soon be a lot of (Dead) posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:24:20 2015 No.14217970 >>14217961 Oh FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:24:28 2015 No.14217971 >>14217961 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:24:35 2015 No.14217972 >>14217952 To be fair, he has a point. If you don't like monstergirls or find them fun, what are you doin' here, then? >>14217961 Can I get a post link? I'm lazy and don't feel like browsing a board full of yaoi to find out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:24:58 2015 No.14217974 >>14217929 >>14217808 The issue is selling vampires as human lovers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:25:48 2015 No.14217975 >>14217960 >Bishie wants to love >Everyone just wants to V. him Being a bishie is suffering

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:25:50 2015 No.14217977 >>14217960 Do you think Kaiko will find love next chapter? I hope so. I feel sorry for her, somewhat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:26:16 2015 No.14217981 >>14217972 its 4chan if you don't like something, you must eternally shitpost about it forever until it goes away then you do it again for something else

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:26:32 2015 No.14217983 >>14217956 If Vampires are universally ultra-proud and would never even think in their most twisted, perverse, dark and deep thoughts to ever bed a human, then how do Dhampirs happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:26:59 2015 No.14217985 >>14217974 Because it's completely impossible that at least some Vampires legitimately like humans. Why is this even an argument?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:27:26 2015 No.14217988 >>14217981 that's called breaking the rules and not growing up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:28:03 2015 No.14217990 >>14217961 I'd rather not mill around /y/ thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:28:47 2015 No.14217992 >>14217967 > You will never a Golem/Living Doll girl who stutters on occasion when speaking in the same manner as Copy X

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:29:36 2015 No.14217998 >>14217985 Because stop selling your headcanon as canon. Can some vampires legitimately like humans? Sure. Saying most do is absolute bullshit.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:30:29 2015 No.14218005

>>14217962
What? I've just said the way I see it, don't drag me into whatever emotional cheek-slap you've had.
Why else would they ignore the man their hardest, then happily fuck the guts out of him the moment he switches to Incubi, if it wasn't entirely cultural?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:31:07 2015 No.14218009 >>14217961 There's a monsterboy thread, but I don't any see any bitching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:31:12 2015 No.14218010 >>14217998 I'm not even the guy you were arguing with. I just don't see any reason behind this argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:31:18 2015 No.14218012 >>14217992 Does she double stutter when you pay her head?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:31:32 2015 No.14218014

>>14217983
Because monster libido sometimes trumps reason, and I offer, again, that men become treated as husbands once they incubize, which vampires can do to them just by feeding on them without needing sex, clearly a measure to reduce the chance of birthing a dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:33:20 2015 No.14218022 >>14218014 But you were claiming that Vampires would never ever let their libidos trump their pride and reason. And you're now backpedaling on that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:33:37 2015 No.14218024 >>14218010 Then you need to read my last reply again and stop getting involved in other people's arguments if you can't follow the flow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:34:55 2015 No.14218031 >>14218012 I think you might misunders-unders-unders-stand me. She doesn't stu-ut-utter like, say, a shy shota, but more like a rob-obot-t-t whose speech chip is faulty-aulty-ault-ault----filthy Mavericks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:35:03 2015 No.14218032 >You'll never wake up to your Kikimora maid wearing nothing but a bodystocking as she mills about the house cleaning and pretending that nothing is amiss in the hopes that you'll take the initiative and ravish her

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:35:12 2015 No.14218033

>>14217992
>You will never have a golem master go rogue and start experimenting on monster girls or turning them into golem hybrids so that they can better protect their husbands.
>You will never be sent to 'shut her down' (See:Marry) so that you prevent her from altering the monster girl race

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:35:18 2015 No.14218035 >>14218024 Or maybe you guys should stop arguing about stupid things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:36:14 2015 No.14218040 >>14218022 Find me the post where I said they never would, I'll wait. The entire point of this is exchange has been to stop the vampire love humans bs that guy has been spewing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:37:00 2015 No.14218043 >>14218031 >Kneel before me you worthless Hum-Hum-Hum-loving husband! It's time for me to ride you ra--a-a-a- Missionary position

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:38:00 2015 No.14218046 >>14218035 Whatever you say Mr. Sensitivity.

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