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>> No.14210381

yeah, i know

>> No.14210383

thank mr skeltal

>> No.14210417

>want to be a hikikomori
>can't afford internet if I don't work

>want to be a cool kuudere
>too nice and upbeat to keep up the personality

>want to be a trap
>too manly chin and shoulders to be convincing

Life is suffering.

>> No.14210433
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>>14210417
Follow your dreams.

>> No.14210436

>>14210433
I don't want to look like an Aku no Hana character, anon. I want to be kawaii.

I'll just be a fucking guy, I guess.

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>>14210433

>> No.14210448

>>14210417
>biggest fetish is to be a fat nerd being bullied, beaten and ridiculed by a gang of beautiful high school delinquent girls, who regularly extort me for lunch money and undress me on the school rooftop to laugh at my tiny penis
>too much of a stud to be able to ever pull it off

I'm quoting my inner regret ;_;

>> No.14210556

>Be a hikikomori
>To poor to afford cute girl clothes
>Live with family
Life is suffering

>> No.14210613

>>14210417
being a trap is very hard even for people who can pull it off

>> No.14210641

>>14210446

Protip: hormones can't change skeletal structure.

>> No.14210907

>>14210383
toot toot

>> No.14211229

>>14210641
good thing I don't get a boner from skeletal structure.

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>>14211229
I do.

>> No.14211289

Stop being a disappointment to everyone, /jp/. There are people out there who actually need to live off the hard work of others.

>> No.14211292

>>14210641
Surgery can!
But severe surgery that damages facial bones and other structures can be illegal in a log of countries so you just have to find a very quiet surgeon.

>> No.14211296

>>14211289
Yeah, us. We're living off the hard work of the rest of you. So, keep it up.

>> No.14212002

But anon, that's because I have a job now.

>> No.14212014

I recently finished my GED. I've made my resume and sent it to a doggie daycare (awoo~). It's not too late, I'm not too old. I'm going to change things.

>> No.14212033

>>14212002
>>14212014
Good for you.

Now leave us be.

>> No.14212364

>>14210433
ayy lmao

>> No.14212454

>>14210433
skyrim belongs to the nords

>> No.14212489

>>14210433
That is so unfortunate.

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>>14211273
do you even holocaust

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