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14207086 No.14207086 [Reply] [Original]

Aren't you going to sit down and have your dinner?

>> No.14207089

You're not my real mom!

>> No.14207092

Thanks, mom.

>> No.14207097

>>14207086
It's 10 o'clock at night, mom, we had dinner 3 hours ago what are you doing, and why aren't you freaking out I'm smelling your undies, and jacking it like a construction worker?

>> No.14207100
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14207100

Mom at the beach!

>> No.14207112

What about the paizuri, mom?

>> No.14207117
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>>14207097

Kanako is working as hard as she can!

>> No.14207119

>>14207086
Mom is my dinner tonight.

>> No.14207125
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14207125

do not wake the snek

>> No.14207170
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14207170

Mom will PUNISH YOU!

>> No.14207235

>>14207117
>again, she's not worried that her son is into older women and possibly some inset.
never change, mom.

>> No.14207267

>>14207125
Snek what is wrong?
Snek!
SNEK!
SNEEEEEK!

>> No.14207577
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14207577

Kanako in an apron!

>> No.14207580
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>>14207100
Oh my

When did mom get so thick

>> No.14207862

>>14207125
sleep tight snek

>> No.14207974
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14207974

Kanako's big, thick feet!

>> No.14208089

I love Mom.

>> No.14210075

Thanksgiving dinner with Mom.

>> No.14210333

snek

>> No.14210391

>>14210075
Just remember to the stuff the turkey, not Mom. It's a small, yet vital difference to make.

>> No.14210539

>>14210391
But Mom loves stuffing most of all!

>> No.14211239
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14211239

:O

>> No.14211255

>>14210391
But I'm still going to eat Mom.

>> No.14211263

>>14210391
Helping kanakp put a few buns in the oven!

>> No.14211405

>>14207086
no, i am just ate lunch 4803833792 hours ago

>> No.14212078
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14212078

>>14207974

>> No.14212239

>>14211255
Keep in mind the difference between "Let's eat, Mom" and "Let's eat Mom".

>> No.14213089
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14213089

Mom gets drunk again.

>> No.14214188

>>14213089
Damn it, Mom. No. I'm not lying down with you again. Where am I going? Home, that's where. Good night.

>> No.14214201

>>14212239
I had no intention of sharing her.

>> No.14214256

>>14213089
Save some for me, please!

>> No.14214415
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14214415

Mom's not sure how to put this...

Isn't it time you found a girlfriend?

>> No.14216534
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14216534

>>14214415
But she has!

>> No.14216538
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14216538

bba feed me

>> No.14216915

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>> No.14219282
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14219282

Are Moms Girls?

>> No.14219307
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Moms sharing a lollipop

>>14219282
Moms are women!

>> No.14222303

>>14216915
love you, Mom.

>> No.14222827

>>14219307
I'm the lollipop.

>> No.14225379

>>14207086
No, as an outsider in Gensokyo if I don't keep moving the dinner is me.

>> No.14228728

>>14207086
Used gods.

>> No.14232314
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14232314

Give Momma a big hug!

>> No.14236019

Big Mom.

>> No.14236930
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>>14236019
mom is getting thicker!

>> No.14239158

>>14236930
That's okay. I'd be a hypocrite for telling Mom she could stand to lose some weight.

>> No.14240013

>>14236930
We should do something to burn calories, Mom!

>> No.14240024
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>>14207086
Can't I have you instead?

>> No.14241342
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>> No.14241357
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>> No.14245201

Mom's butt.

>> No.14245516
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14245516

>>14236019
Big Mama

>> No.14245596

>>14241357
fucking incredible

>> No.14245620
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>> No.14249132

>>14207086
isn't that supposed to be shit

>> No.14249236

>>14207086
>>14249132

Say Kanako shits on a plate and hands it to you, /jp/.

It's shit, but A. it's divine shit that would make you live longer, let you fly, and essentially making you a god or any other supreme long lived being, along with making you a resident of Gensokyo and B. it's Kanako's shit. Would you eat it?

Aside from all that I mentioned it's regular old shit, just born of the digested food, intestines, and still pulsing asshole of Kanako, hot and fresh.

So would you eat it? What if you didn't know the shit had all those divine powers? Please explain your answer.

>> No.14254435

>>14249236
No, I'm not worthy to eat Kanakp's excrement.

>> No.14254675

>>14249236
Only if it was served directly from her asshole.

>> No.14255821

>>14254675
Like soft-serve ice cream, right?

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