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Wasshoi!
Ninja shall perish!
Yeeart!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14197513

Monstergirls are for _______

>> No.14197516

>>14197513
Ignoring.

>> No.14197518

>>14197513
Cuddlefucking and impregnation.
Also eskimo kisses and handholding.

>> No.14197521
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I want to go fishing with a harpy!

>> No.14197524

>>14197500

Do the men foam at the mouth?

>> No.14197526
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14197526

Hate to disappoint you guys but she doesn't fill her breasts with blood (though she is also not noted to be fundamentally petite so there may be some tall and busty individuals). It's just a reference to the red organ between her breasts. Here's the tweet that started that misunderstanding:

Question: いつもは憎らしいあの虫がこんなに可愛くなるなんて……。
I always hate those bugs, how could you make them so cute.....

吸った血液は、昆虫型のお腹の中に貯めこまれている感じですか?
Is it like the blood they suck is stored inside the insectoid stomach?

KC's reply:

そうですね~、胸元とお腹の所に血を溜めています(魔力混入で保存されています)
That's right~ They store blood around the stomach and breasts. (It's mixed with mana and stored).

もちろん一気にこれだけ吸ったわけでなく、溜め込んだ結果ですがw
Of course, they don't suck that much all at once. It's the result of storing it up w

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>>14197513
Loving and comforting.

>> No.14197534

>>14197513
Turning other people into more monstergirls

>> No.14197536

>>14197524
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.14197538

I want to fight off and dominate a group of Kunoichi that try and assassinate me, then make all of them my wives.

>> No.14197539

>>14197524
Demon Rabies causes reddening of the eyes, induces a state of constant, violent arousal, and boosts semen production by an absurd amount.
Seriously, it makes men horny enough to fuck even Hellhounds silly.

So you could say they're foaming at the dick.

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>>14197513
playful bullying and teasing throughout adolescence, then marriage and child-bearing.

>> No.14197541

>>14197511
can you niggers possibly fix your servers

>> No.14197542

>>14197526
As much I like normal Vampires, I can appreciate the amount of analpain Vampsquitos generate among them all while giving no fucks.

>> No.14197546
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>>14197518
awawawawa

>> No.14197547

>>14197542
Teasing vampires is the best.

>> No.14197548

>>14197521
I want to go fisting with a harpy!

>> No.14197549

>>14197541
What servers?

>> No.14197550

>>14197548
No don't.

>> No.14197551

>>14197526
>vampires analpained about the name
>mosquito too busy fucking to care
I like them already.

>> No.14197553

>>14197546
Not matter the age, a wendigo never grows out of thei awawawa phase

>> No.14197556

>>14197548
That's one way to stuff a bird

>> No.14197559

>>14197526

All this girl did for me was prove how good raijus and thunderbirds are as bug zappers.

>> No.14197561

I wanna watch my Monster Girl daughteru meet other species for the first time and be curious about them and ask me questions about them!

>> No.14197567

>>14197526
Olev

>> No.14197571
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>>14197561
>TFW telling your perfect, pure Yuki-onna daughteru to stay away from sluttly malcontents like hellhounds, raijus, and and succubi

>> No.14197576

>>14197571
You're a good a parent.

>> No.14197577

x is best girl

>> No.14197580
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>>14197577
Seras is

>> No.14197587

>>14197577
You

>> No.14197588 [DELETED] 
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14197588

Any monster girl artists who take commissions and draw nice lolis? I'd like to get a dakimakura-style drawing of the tiny lamia from monster girl quest, similar in draw style to pic related.

>> No.14197593

>>14197588
I'd recommend Norasuko; though, when I asked him for a Lich Dakimakura, he said no. Got that nice "Experiment" piece out of it, but still, dakimakura would've been nice.

>> No.14197623

>>14197588
Hope you get it done soon. You'll need it to keep you company during your impending three-day vacation.

>> No.14197649

>>14197588
Lolis? Or completely not-in-any-way-underage monster girls that recently joined the Sabbath?

>> No.14197654

>>14197649
Of course completely not-in-any-way-underage monster girls. They're just petite.

>> No.14197658

>>14197654
>not-in-any-way-underage
Are we talking about KC's canon 10-and-up age of sexual maturity (as is customary in Japan), or real-world age of consent?

>> No.14197664

>>14197658
I don't think Tiny Lamia's age is ever mentioned, so whatever you like more.

>> No.14197687

>>14197658
>Real-world age of consent
Which varies wildly across the world, and is actually a poor measure for confirming sexual maturity. You really should just say "16", the best-guess average most of the Western World seems to go with.

>> No.14197701 [DELETED] 

If monster girls where real they would probably ignore you more than normal girls and rape the jocks and chads of the world.

>> No.14197708

>>14197701
Your bait is stale brother, you aren't going to catch any fish with that.

>> No.14197710

>>14197701
But normies would hate monstergirls or just see them as one night stands.

>> No.14197713
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>>14197701
I disagree good sir. Through the power of love and devotion, winning any woman's heart is possible. Even top tier waifus.

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14197716

http://pastebin.com/jSdvUBhq

Continue, Yes or No?

>> No.14197720

>>14197701
>implying monster girls are built psychologically like human women and are thus predictable by those standards

>> No.14197723
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>>14197548
>"Eh?! Nandatte?!"

>> No.14197727

>>14197716
Yes.

>> No.14197732

>>14197716
Nnnnyes

>> No.14197733
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>>14197716
>natedecock
I like his stuff. He should draw more muscular monstergirls.

>> No.14197738

>>14197716
Go on.

>> No.14197751

>>14197723
Poor girl didn't even see it coming, quite literally with that hair.

>> No.14197757

>>14197733
I don't think that small ball and chain could stop a harpy of that size.

>> No.14197758

>>14197513
Back rubs and fluffy paw rubs
http://i.imgur.com/nrFxidn.png

>> No.14197759

>>14197716
>He is proficient in punching people in the face
One of the best ways to describe fighting ability

>> No.14197760

>>14197757
She could definitely use it as a weapon like that one guy from the third Basara game.

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>>14197757
Some birds are big!

BIG!

Might wanna stay indoors...

>> No.14197775

>>14197701
Yeah, probably.

Well at least the world would be a little bit more interesting.

>> No.14197778

>>14197766
Thanks for the advice, but I would prefer to be raped by her while flying in the sky.

>> No.14197794

I wonder how a fox gets more tails?
is it just there the next day, is getting a new tail painful. or does she go through a DBZ style powerup.

>> No.14197796
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>>14197701
If monster girls were real, by their biology alone they'd start skyrocketing in numbers after a few generations of reproduction to the point the supply becomes greater than the demand, thus there'll be a monster girl for everyone, as chads and jocks will be hunted down violently as they fight for such a limited resource and most will soon realize that there are other men available.

Monster girls are the beta uprising

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>>14197794
DBZ style powerup definitely.

>> No.14197812

>>14197801
A fox getting her 9th tail like goku going ss3

>> No.14197814

>>14197801
Urge to dick smug fox rising.

>> No.14197817

>>14197814
Disgaea foxes would probably shatter your pelvis.

>> No.14197821

>>14197817
Worth it.

>> No.14197822

>>14197817
Can training help? At multiple times gravity?

>> No.14197832

>>14197812
>you will never get to see a fox go even further beyond to get her 9th tail

>> No.14197836

>>14197832
Well maybe if I marry one.

>> No.14197842

>>14197822
sure it can, you just have to ask yourself are you a man, or are you yamcha?

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>>14197842

>> No.14197852

>>14197842
Cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah?

>> No.14197854

>>14197842
I think I might at least be a Krillin.

>> No.14197855

>>14197849
>Yamcha
>Getting any
Oh that's a laugh.

>> No.14197861

>>14197855
He might have got some from Bulma, though it's questionable. and then he got cuck'd by a saiyan.

>> No.14197863

>>14197842
I don't know who this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz.

>> No.14197865

>>14197526
>Like the girl's look
>Have a deep fear of parasites
>Reading all that fucking nope with blood-sucking in the profile
>But that impregnation fetish is just too fucking good
I need to write this girl, smut or not I fucking need it
Shit this girl gives me the most conflicted boner

>> No.14197872

>>14197538
This nigga knows.

>> No.14197878

>>14197766
i want to marry a statuesque, lightly muscled Gandharva

>> No.14197880

>>14197861
I feel the need to quote DBZA.
>"Y-Yeah, well...I-I slept with Bulma!"
>"Maybe, but unlike Vegeta, you can't prove it!"

>> No.14197881

>>14197538
so how you explain several ninja demons in your house or the noise you make at night?

>> No.14197885

>>14197881
What?

>> No.14197889

>>14197832
I can't see a fox doing a DBZ power up.
a salamander maybe, or a Valkyrie tuning dark, or even a zombie turning into a Wright. but not a fox

>> No.14197890

>>14197880
>'When my girlfriend left, she took all my money.'
>'When yours left, she took all HER money.'
>...
>...
>...
>'Gonna need a Senzu for that one.'

>> No.14197895

>>14197881
They are ninjas, and that means two words
Silent sex

>> No.14197897

>>14197822
Until you're level 9999.

>> No.14197898

>>14197889
>Valkyrie tuning dark
that's more Leona going blood riot instead of DBZ

>> No.14197902

>>14197865
>But that impregnation fetish is just too fucking good
I know, right?

Though I don't have a problem with the bloodsucking either apart from the weird lewd bite marks.
A petite insect girl greedily gulping down blood in preparation for copious amounts of babymaking sex is almost as good for me as the same girl hammering her hips eagerly for the umpteenth creampie.

>> No.14197904

>>14197889
>fox doing a DBZ power up

Don't have it on me, but I know there's a KC pic out there of an Inari with an energy aura around her. I imagine that it would be more subtle and involve less shouting/screaming.

>> No.14197905

>>14197897
>not being level 9999
What an embarrassment.

>> No.14197907

>>14197895
>Date a ninja
>She's really quiet, but can be sweet
>The sex is nice, at least when she bothers to take the time
>There are times when you don't even realize she's started riding you
>Hell, sometimes you don't even notice that
>There are times you can be sitting there, minding your own business, and suddenly your pants are gone, your crotch reeks of sex, and she's cuddling with you half-naked
>You always get the sense that it was amazing, but you can never actually recall it happening
>Fuck this stealth bullshit

>> No.14197910

>>14197897
Just use cheat engine.

>> No.14197912

>>14197895
>Silent sex
not for me
doing it with several ninja women is awesome, doing it in silence would drive me mental

>> No.14197913

>>14197895
>A Kunoichi will never sneak into your room during the full moon.
>Never take off her kneesocks and use them to tie your arms to your bed.
>She'll never rip off your pants, and ride you in the reverse missionary position while covering your mouth with her hand and looking you in the eyes.
>You'll never pass out from exhaustion and wake up to find her sucking you off under the covers.
>She'll never declare you her boyfriend.

God fucking damn it.

>> No.14197915

>Kitsune with one tail marries a man
>She's always teased by her sisters
>After a night of wild, hard and borderline violent sex fueled by raging mushrooms, she wakes up and starts to brush her tails
>Tails
>Two tails
>She spends several wordless minutes looking between her new tail and her sleeping husband's dick
>She rushes out to the store and buys $2,000 worth of raging mushrooms
>She gets home just as he's waking up
>He's confused and asks her both why she has so many raging mushrooms and what she plans to do with them all
>She turns around and shoves her ass towards his face and excitedly shouts "Count them! Two!"
>He smiles and tells her that he's just as happy as she is that she finally grew another tail, and asks what all this has to do with each other
>"We're going to repeat last night until I have 9. Call your boss, you're not going anywhere for a while."

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>>14197904
If you mean this one, I think it's meant to be more like a menacing aura.

>> No.14197918

>>14197913
>Never take off her kneesocks and use them to tie your arms to your bed.
Good, she should leave them on.

>> No.14197920

>>14197913
Good, fuck being tied up.

>> No.14197924

>>14197913
Good, fuck not being in charge.

The only one that's getting tied up is her.

>> No.14197925

>>14197916
>talking about both foxes and kunoichi
>got pic ninja'd
damn you

>> No.14197928

>>14197924
CIA please.

>> No.14197929

>>14197928
Eat shit.

>> No.14197932

>>14197898
>Leona going blood riot
that doesn't work for dark Valkyries either.
BR leona would be more if a human got turned into a ushi-oni or something.

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>>14197915
cute.

>> No.14197938

>>14197920
>>14197924
I don't think you really get my "raped by a ninja girl" fantasy here.
The whole point is not being in control.

>> No.14197941

>>14197938
You're a faggot and your fetish is garbage.

>> No.14197944

>>14197941
You seem mad.
Are you by chance a certain salty asshole who hates when people have fun he doesn't like?

>> No.14197945

>>14197941
Does someone need a hug?

>> No.14197946

>>14197716
V"Dearest sister, if you are reading this, you are still a hikki nerd who has not been plowed once in her decrepit life. I have not only met a male human, but we have had sex many times. Missionary, doggy, anglerfish style--- We're doing so now while I write this, so please ignore the stains on the note."
>continue?
YES
CONTINUE

>> No.14197948

>>14197938
No, I got that.

I shall still scoff at your taste.

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>>14197913
>You will never be stalked by a Kunoichi who hates being seen
>You will never feel her cold glare on you while she stalks you at various times of the day
>You will never not see her when you turn to see where the feeling is coming from
>You will never not know that she's several meters away, hiding herself while covering her face with her hands until she knows you're not looking her way

>> No.14197960

>>14197932
Pretty much a human woman turning into any Aggressive monster could fit BR Leona.

As for dark valk, I cant think of a good one

>> No.14197964

>>14197916
>The wife when she finds out the kids were sneaking cookies before the dinner she made

>> No.14197966

>>14197953
I want to hold her hand.
Maybe ruffle her hair and kiss her cheek too.

>> No.14197968

>>14197953
jesus woman your a ninja, not a mario ghost!

>> No.14197974

>>14197916
That's the one. Still, even a mere menacing aura is a chance that you're dealing with someone on the verge of going full super saiyan on your ass. In any event, that is the face of someone you do not want to provoke.

>> No.14197989

Would you punish a cat burglar with a stern spanking?
Would you do it again when she came back and 'tripped' on that skateboard you don't even own?

>> No.14197993

>>14197960
Thing about it, what with the whole "disciplined thing" leona would bake a good jinko
or maybe a mantis or kunoichi seeing as she doesn't talk much.

if she was suck in BR then salamander or hellhound would be the choice.

>> No.14197998

>>14197993
*thinking

>> No.14197999

>>14196523
>half-assing the depravity
Surely you jest.
>>14197993
>disciplined
>leona
Wait a minute.

>> No.14198002

>>14197989
Anon please, I've already got five mice in my basement who broke the three time rule.

I don't need a cat too

>> No.14198003

>>14197999
As in military discipline.

>> No.14198005

>>14198003
Still reminds me of a certain ojou who got coke up her butt.

>> No.14198006

>>14198003
yeah

>> No.14198007

>You'll never date a power bottom Hellhound with a fat ass.
>She'll never aggressively shove it in your face while shaking it and demanding that you spank her while fucking her doggystyle.
>She'll never leg lock you when you cum and demand you keep going.
>She'll never cuddle your exhausted body afterwards.
>She'll never wake you up the next morning with a forceful blowjob.
Damn it.

>> No.14198010

>>14198002
It's a fat cat ass anon. You sure? She can help bully those mice if you are overworked you know.

>> No.14198012

>>14198005
What?

>> No.14198015

>>14198007
You need to believe, anon.

>> No.14198016

>>14197993
Who is Leona and what is BR?

>> No.14198017

>>14198012
Leona Morimoto, from the VN Discipline: Record of a Crusade.
I just made a word association.

>> No.14198018

>>14198007
>Hellhound
>Ever being not being on top

Fuck off.

>> No.14198020

>>14198007
>Power Bottom
>Fat ass
But if she's got that, I'd rather she go reverse cowgirl...

>> No.14198021

>>14198007
>You will never hotdog the Hotdog
>You will never see your dick disappear as it sinks in between her asscheeks
>You'll never watch her sweat turn into steam as you fuck the feral daylights out of each other

>> No.14198023

>>14198010
Yeah, 1st time she gets a warning.
Second time I put in a pair of horsecock sized dildo's that only some wizard I know can removed.
Third time she stays here FoREVeR

>> No.14198024

>>14198018
>Implying the top in the only position you can dominate from
Git gud anon.

>> No.14198026

>>14198018
And the *dom retard shows up.

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>>14198018

>> No.14198033

>>14198007
>forceful blowjob
Why does this sounds so appealing?

>> No.14198038

>>14198020
Don't you want to watch her ass jiggle every time you thrust into it though? To hear her moans and demands that you thrust faster and harder?

>>14198021
Oh man, hotdogging a Hellhound would probably be heavenly.

>> No.14198040 [DELETED] 

>>14198024
You're a fucking idiot and should hang yourself.

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>>14198020
This is good, too. As long as you get to bury your cock into those meaty cheeks, watch her lips grip you as you thrust, and feel that ass slap against your crotch, ripples running through it.

>> No.14198043

>>14198033
Because she's shoving your entire dick into her mouth and sucking on it as fast and hard as she can to get you to cum in her mouth over and over again?

>> No.14198045

>>14198018
I miss the days when bait was actually subtle and clever.

>> No.14198046

>>14198043
Yes, maybe it's that.

>> No.14198047

>>14198007
That sounds absolutely awful.

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>>14198041
>Aggressive deepthroating from anyone with brimstone breath
That heat would have to feel insane

>> No.14198049

>>14198040
>>14198047
Salty anon is back.

>> No.14198051

>>14198048
Meant for>>14198043

>> No.14198052

>>14198041
Please remember not to over feed your hellhound.

No one takes them seriously if they have a jelly belly.

>> No.14198054

>>14198007
>>14198021
People going back to "You will never" greentext huh? I guess these threads really are dying.

>> No.14198055

>>14198046
She wouldn't stop even after the third time either, she'd keep going until you have nothing left to give, all while occasionally opening her eyes to look at you and give you an adoring stare.

>>14198048
It'd probably be like sticking your dick into a hot tub.

>> No.14198057

>>14198054
Huh?

>> No.14198058

>>14198054
We're not dying, I'm just old fashioned.

>> No.14198059

>>14198054
This reminds me of that clay tablet from Assyria dating back to something like 2000 BC that said how the youth are no longer good for anything and how the world is coming to an end because of all the depravity.

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>>14198052
That's a perfectly acceptable amount of weight on a girl. She still looks perfectly fine.

>> No.14198065

>>14198018
>implying Hellhounds aren't also incredibly dangerous whilst on their back
>Especially whilst on their back
>Implying her hips won't move on their own, while also leglocking you, forcing you into a state where she's wriggling around your cock for minutes, no, hours at a time with no way for you to escape her
Jesus, even thinking about it gives me the vapors.

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>>14198061
>Underboob
>That Ass
>Barely fitting bikini
>Smug grin
>This perspective.

Oh my. She's gonna sit on my face isn't she?

>> No.14198068

>>14198065
>Hellhounds
>Incredibly Dangerous
nigga they are glorified guard dogs.

>> No.14198069

>>14198061
Yeah, but some folks enjoy making the softest thing known to man.

You can't expect a hellhound to be frightening if she's got chubby cheeks and has tig ol' bitties that block her line of sight.

No that I could blame them, it would be fun.

>> No.14198073

>>14198055
>sticking your dick in a hot tub
>Just warm enough without being too hot
>Specifically being massaged & pleasured as opposed to the bubbles just feeling good
So amazing then?

>> No.14198074

>>14198061
Imagine her sitting on your face.

>> No.14198076

>>14198068
I'm talking sexually dangerous.

>> No.14198077

So since partners in MGE can change things about each other what happens when both of them clash with their wishes?

Like what if the man wants his wife to calm down a little and be more open to switching up who's on top or something while she wants the opposite? I'm guessing what happens is in that case the wife wins.

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>>14198016
Leona Heidern from king of fighters
BR means Blood riot. haven't got a pic of her in that state

>> No.14198080

>>14198073
That's what I was going for.

>>14198074
I'm doing that and it's glorious.

>> No.14198082

>>14198041
That's some anons OC donutsteel Hell-Kitsune, not a Hellhound.

>> No.14198084

>>14198077
>I'm guessing what happens is in that case the wife wins.
Literally the opposite.

>> No.14198086

>>14198077
>caring about what females want
What is this nonsense?

>> No.14198091

>>14198084
Really? Could've sworn the monster girl would have won since they would have had more experience controlling DE.

>>14198086
I don't know, it was just bugging me so I wanted to ask.

>> No.14198092

>>14198077
I don't know.
As far as I know, it would be a toast-on-cat situation. There's no telling what the outcome would be, provided their wills were equal.
Like if you had a guy with an Apophis wife who said, "You know, we actually shouldn't fight with the Pharaoh," and the Apophis wife said, "You know we should bully the Pharaoh so hard," my guess is it would come down to who wants what more.

>> No.14198093

I'm imagining what it would be like to woo a Hellhound.
Just, training for weeks on end to get stronger, run faster, and hide better.
Then walk up to an unmarried Hellhound, honk her breasts, smack her ass and run.

>> No.14198095

>>14198093
there's no exercise that makes your pelvis unbreakable, anon

>> No.14198096

>>14197880
>"I've slept with Bulma, you can even ask her!"
>"Bulma's on the phone!"
>"Never mind."

>> No.14198098

>>14198093
>training for weeks on end to get stronger
She dies in one punch

>> No.14198100

>>14198093
It would be extremely pleasurable.

>> No.14198101

>>14198091
>it was just bugging me so I wanted to ask
Very well, allow me to help you out: MGE is wish fulfillment for men. The only way she would win is if you wanted her to.

>> No.14198102

>>14198095
Really?
Not even kegels?

>> No.14198103

>>14198098
>tfw you leveled too much
It usually feels good, but this...

>> No.14198104

>>14198098
Saitama please.

>> No.14198105

>>14198093
>At the time Anon thought it was a good idea
>But then it dawned on him that he just groped and smacked the ass of a hound whose place of residence is the deepest regions of Hell
>No, he did not pick up speed. That would be an understatement

>> No.14198106

>>14198098
God I would love to have Saitama's power if monster girls were real.

>> No.14198108

>>14198095
That's what healing potions are for.
Besides, what's a chase without the thrill of danger?

>>14198098
I was gonna get mad for a second but then I caught it. You've got good taste.

>> No.14198109

>>14198069
It's a prey luring method. Hellhounds get all soft and curvy as an alternate method to catch husbands.

Hapless humans are entranced and drawn in by the combination of fluffy fur, supernatural warmth, and enticing softness. It causes them to act without thinking, nearing the hellhound in a mindless state so they can cuddle and fall asleep with her.
Then, the hellhound pounces, using her superior mass to pin the human, so she can have her way with her smothered, subdued prey.

>> No.14198111

>>14198093
>implying

Hellhounds aren't meant to be woo'd you fucking faggot.

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>>14198018
>>14198040
>>14198047
>>14198111

>> No.14198115

>>14198106
>Walk up to demon lord
>Punch her in the face
>She instantly explodes
>The world has been saved from monsters.

>> No.14198117

>>14198111
>He doesn't want to woo a Hellhound by giving her a good chase.
Those trips are WASTED on you Salt-kun.

>> No.14198120

>>14198109
But if they miss then they're at the mercies of the Anon!
Being that big leaves them vulnerable to the fleet of foot!

>> No.14198122

>>14198111
Such a lust for sodium, WHOOOOOO?

>> No.14198123

>>14198115
>Sexy monstergirls that just want husbandos turn into flesh eating beasts again
BRAVO

>> No.14198124

>>14198114
I think he's not even trying now.

>> No.14198126

>>14198123
T'was an accident...

>> No.14198127

>>14198115
>Turned all Monstergirls back into mon stars
>Saved
Oh yeah, you saved the world alright
Congratulations. You're a fucking hero. you should get a medal

>> No.14198128

>>14198123
Who cares when they can all be easily killed with one hit.

>> No.14198129

>>14198123
But then we could live out our heroic romances and slay beasts!
Or die trying.
Or die as nameless side characters in someone else's story.

>> No.14198130

>>14198123
Then you just have to punch a couple more things.

No big deal.

>> No.14198131

>>14198115
>>14198123
You forgot the redundancy units- I mean lilim. All the lilim who now want to corrupt you with panties aflame.

>> No.14198133

>>14198123
>>14198127
The answer is clearly to punch a ball of demonic energy so hard it turns all monsters into monstergirls forever with no connection to the Demon Lord at all.

>> No.14198135

>>14198131
Just punch the corruption out of them.

>> No.14198139

>>14198133
This. If violence didn't work the first time, you didn't use enough violence.

>> No.14198140

>>14198131
Then you have the probable millions of people who were married to their loving wives, which you now took away from them
Dark Matters who are no longer monsters and are probably now Black Holes
Doragons
Wonderland breach
Nature being fucked up

You pretty much ended the world, champ

>> No.14198143

>>14198140
Eh, what a shame.

Just punch until the problem is solved.

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14198144

>You will never go on a RPG-esque journey to train yourself to become strong enough in order to win the heart of the monster you hope to make your wife
>She will never be the mid-game boss, fighting her after having made several friends along the way who also joined your party
>She will never be your final party member, joining you on your last journey to slay the destroyer of worlds or whatevs
>That old man will never sacrifice his life to save you and the rest of your party when shit hits the fan too hard
>You will never kill the destroyer of worlds and take your MG back to your home, having the fiercest sex for 14 days and 14 nights after your wedding
Oh, what a heavy day!

>> No.14198145

>>14198120
Then they'll need to make sure their prey is sufficiently lured. Maybe turn around and wave their jiggling ass in his face, and waft their tail over his nose a few times so he breathes in the scent of their womanhood.
Then, the intoxicating smell will fill his mind, and he'll sink even further, only able to watch as the leering hellhound lies him down without resistance and starts having her way with him.

>> No.14198146

>>14198135
How would that work? I mean, would they become human or something?

>>14198140
I don't think you quite understood what I meant.

>> No.14198147

Paladins pls go to bed.

>> No.14198148

>>14198129
>heroic romances

With who?

>> No.14198151

>>14198140
None of those things are a threat to anyone living outside of a monster infested shithole. Just set up some quarantine zones and everything continues as usual.

>> No.14198153

>>14198148
That's not what the word means! I mean stuff like wearing snappy armor and scaling mountains and fighting giants and duelling against other heroes and saving damsels in distress and telling any and all feminists to fuck off and go save a dude in distress if they're so upset.

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>>14198078
you are right in saying that both reagular and BR leona would make a good monster

>> No.14198156

>>14198151
Oh yes, let's quarantine a Black Hole
Yeah
Yeah, Anon
Let's just build a border around a black hole
That's some genius thinking. You should get the Nobel Peace Prize

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>>14198148
Wyverns are pretty good justice waifus. They're your mount, shield brother, and lover all in one. And if anyone were to injure you, she can just release the beast by going dragon form & ripping them in half.

>> No.14198161

>>14198158
And they'll be there to wake you up when you're oversleeping for Dragoon school.

>> No.14198165

>>14198154
that actually looks to me like she's turning into a salamander.

>> No.14198166

>>14198158
DRAGOON STORY WHEN?!

>> No.14198167

>>14198145
Maybe but they better watch their tails.
Some Anons don't like to play fair and an unlucky hellhoud like that may find herself at the mercies of an Anon who's got an ample supply of milk and wonderland cake.

A hellhound who falls to them may become nothing more than a big soft pillow for anon to snuggle at night, her day's of chasing, and moving quicker than a walk, long gone.

>> No.14198171

>>14198161
And put a blanket over your shoulders when you've fallen asleep studying?

>> No.14198173

>>14198158
>Wyverns
>dragon form

>> No.14198176

>>14198145
You act like I wouldn't pull down my pants and fuck her doggystyle right there.
I mean yeah, she'd be able to have her wicked way with me after the first shot, but hey I'm only human.

>> No.14198179

>>14198173
If vanilla dragon and wurm have those, one can assume that wyverns have them as well.

Otherwise, the whole dragoon thing is not gonna work out.

>> No.14198180

>>14198173
You know what I'm saying, damnit. All draconic species can assume their pre-Demon Lord form. I just used 'dragon' as a blanket term.

>> No.14198181

>>14198173
Because Wyvern going Wyvern form sounds awkward. Same with Ryu going Ryu form, or Wurm going Wurm form or Jabberwock going full Christopher Lee.

Okay maybe not that last one.

>> No.14198183

>>14198171
Yes, if you meant to say after you lost consciousness from a late-night spar with her because she's going to be the best and her scores WILL NOT DROP BECAUSE OF YOUR LAZY ASS!

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14198184

>Where do you think you're going, poindexter?

>> No.14198185

>>14198184
To chase all the mice out of the barn. No, I don't need my pants. Yes, I do need all this rope.

>> No.14198186

>>14198184
Gnome, Sylph and Undine know exactly what's about to go down, but Ignis appears to be in trouble.

>> No.14198187

>>14198184
Who, me?

>> No.14198188

I want to punch a monster girl in the face repeatedly as she's trying to rape me until she leaves

>> No.14198189

>>14198186
She seems to have gotten herself in a sticky situation
Seriously, she looks stuck

>> No.14198190

>>14198185
You're seriously hidoi. I need a picture of an Oomukade wrapped in a security blanket.

>> No.14198192

>>14198188
I want a monster girl made of water to rape you, rendering your salt edges ineffective!

>> No.14198193

>>14198184
I'm going to get forced breasfeeded and cuddle raped.

>> No.14198197

>>14198184
Just going to clean out the barn, ladies. Make sure it's nice and clean for everyone that's sleeping in there. Though I'd appreciate some assistance if you two have the time. Cleaning it alone can get tedious. And I hope you don't mind if I just leave my shirt off while I work? It gets really hot in there.

>> No.14198198

>>14198180
>Dragons can turn into huge beasts of cataclysmic fire and destruction
>Wyverns can transform into their long, slender counterparts for optimal flight
>Wurms can completely cover their bodies in scales for maximum invulnerability

What can Ryus do?

>> No.14198200

>>14198198

turn into shenron

>> No.14198201

>>14198192
If monster girls won't listen to words, they'll have to learn through violence.

>> No.14198202

>>14198198
They become the long, serpentine chinese dragons, releasing their normally suppressed ferocity while keeping their magic powers.

>> No.14198209

>>14198201
makes sense.

>> No.14198212

>>14198201
Hopefully you will die bitter and alone, just like now.

>> No.14198214

>>14198184
Unfortunately I'm on Cockatrice Egg duty, so wish me luck and give me a blindfold I guess.

>> No.14198216

>>14198198

Wurms can turn into their full beast from too, it's more then just covering themselves in scales.

>> No.14198219

>>14198184
What a cute butt.

>> No.14198221

>>14198212
I'm okay with that, if monster girls couldn't handle a man actually wanting to defend himself so he can have sex on his terms with a monster girl he likes they can fuck off.

>> No.14198224

>>14198192
Not him, but correct me if this sounds dumb, but have you ever wanted to be classmates with an MG who you know well enough where you get into fistfights with each other over dumb shit you say to each other several times over the course of months until the two of you realize just how perfect you are for each other?

>> No.14198225

>>14198184
Why is the most alluring thing in this picture the weresheep's ears? I just want to touch those fluffy flicking fuzzballs.

>> No.14198226

>>14198184
>Holst tries to bully a man like her cool minotaur onee-san.
>She can't even offer a slight insult without apologizing for being mean.

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>>14198201
But anon, she's not solid enough for your punches to have any effect! You'll have to wait for her spine to develop!

>> No.14198229

>>14198224
that actually sounds kind of nice

>> No.14198230

>>14198221
That might work.

Until you find a monster that gets off on violence.

Punching a salamander in the face only makes her wetter.

>> No.14198233

>>14198227
She's getting buried in a nice deep hole.

Nobody needs those fucking things in their life.

>> No.14198234

>>14198227
I want her to remake the egg so we're both trapped inside it, then fuck her until she's fluffy and three times her original size.

>> No.14198235

>>14198230
Is that because a Charmander gets tougher when hurt?

>> No.14198238

>>14198226
Cute.
I'd date her.

>> No.14198239

>>14198230
Then I'm going to have to punch harder.

>> No.14198244

>>14198239

That only makes her want you more, and the ensuing rape more brutal.

>> No.14198249

>>14198244
Then I'm going to have to punch even harder, and in different places.

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>>14198224
>>14198229
>You and an Oni girl always getting in arguments with each other
>Whether it be about school duties, lost notes, or just differing opinions on celebrity shit
>Getting in each other's faces with a long exaggerated "Haaawwwh!?"
>Start making threatening gangster faces at each other
>Then trilling 'R's at each other as you start talking about how you're gonna kick her ass, and she to you
>People don't even try to break it up anymore, as you've done this countless times before
>They know better
>Within minutes, you're both sitting on the floor, covered in bruises, laughing about how dumb the two of you are for fighting so much

>> No.14198254

>>14198249
Yes, and with different limbs.

Like your dick. In her vagina.

>> No.14198255

>>14198254
No, with my fists and only in places outside her body.

No sex, I don't want to have sex with a dumb lizard.

>> No.14198259

What would the best monster be for healing, especially for someone having suffered serious trauma?

Not asking for myself, obviously. Just curious.

>> No.14198260

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Onis may or may not be threatening to shatter my knees if it does.

>> No.14198264

>>14198255

You ever consider that the monster might restrain you?

Lord help you if you get caught in a spider girls web.

>> No.14198265

>>14198259
None of them.

>> No.14198267

>>14198251
I'm ok with this.

>> No.14198268

Has the King returned to these threads once more?

>> No.14198269

>>14198259
>Monster girls
>Healing serious truma
They might be able to help with small stuff like depression but for serious trauma a MG wouldent be able to do shit.

>> No.14198270

>>14198264
Fire.

If all else fails I'll light myself on fire.

>> No.14198272

>>14198268
Monster Girl Gondor has no king. Monster Girl Gondor NEEDS no king. Only Prince Consorts.

>> No.14198273

>>14198270

How are you going to do that when you're incapacitated?

What if it's a lava golem that's restrained you?

Face it, you are going to get raped.

>> No.14198275

>>14198251
>your pride is crushed when Anon suggests the oni is holding back to keep from injuring your frail human self
>there was now way you could have ever won against her
>she just lets you get in a few good hits to make you feel good
>how could you interact with a monster who wouldn't even fight you with honesty
>the two of you no longer argue, your heart just isn't in it anymore

>> No.14198280

>>14198273
I'm not getting fucked raped, fuck you.

I'll bite, claw, kick and punch to keep myself from getting raped.

>> No.14198281

>>14198259

Yetis are the obvious answer, same with any monster with a gentle disposition I'd think.

Though the more intelligence ones could probably do more practical help. Pretty sure a 500 year old fox would know a thing or two about the subject.

>> No.14198286

>>14198280

You can fight it sure, but you can't stop it. That's a common theme of the setting. If monsters gave up just because they encountered resistance then they wouldn't be rape machines now would they?

Fighting is easy, being successful is the hard part.

>> No.14198287

>>14198259
Mindflayers.

>> No.14198288

>>14198275
You just had to go there, didn't you?

>> No.14198289

>>14198286
Ah fuck you.

I hope you get hit by a truck after having your home burned down.

>> No.14198290
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>>14198286
Train more faggot

>> No.14198291

>>14198281
>A monster will never wrap her arms around you when she notices you're sad.
>She'll never hold you close and tell you "Everything's going to be okay."
Goddamn I could use a hug right about now.

>> No.14198293

>>14198289
Would said truck plow him into the burning house and explode?

Captcha, that's a 'Beware of dog' sign not a street sign.

>> No.14198294

>>14198269
>>14198265
Well, back to the drawing board I guess. It was probably too dark of a story idea anyway.
>>14198281
Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well but trauma, it turns out, is a pretty irrational thing.
>>14198287
This would probably work but would also probably be just as bad in the end.

>> No.14198296

>>14198290
Nothing like a training montage to help you get revenge against the smug Monster Girls who raped you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

>> No.14198297

>>14198280
I love the mental image of a person putting all his strength into not being raped.
"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

>> No.14198298

>>14198293
Hopefully.

>> No.14198300

>>14198290

Train all you want, monsters have been built for rape from the ground up.

You need actual divine intervention to fight them on equal terms. So I hope you're the pious type.

>> No.14198302

>>14198297
Too bad that doesn't matter at all since you'll be raped within seconds.

It's literally impossible to defend yourself against monster girls.

>> No.14198305

>>14198289

If I do I'll come back as a ghost girl and rape you.

>> No.14198306

>>14198300
>grinding is a thing in MGE
>You need actual divine intervention
Is this bait?

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>>14198290
Training only does so much when there are beings running around with all the power & durability of the Ancient Dragon packed into a supermodel's body. And unlike that fight these things aren't being governed by a horribly exploitable AI. You'll only be able to ninja flip so much before you're either extra crispy or her husband.

>> No.14198308

>>14198305
I'll coat my house in salt motherfucker.

>> No.14198309

>>14198300
Are firearms divine intervention?
This is usually where the argument leads to but I may be skipping a few steps.

>> No.14198310

>>14198302
It's not rape if I kiss her before she rips off my pants!

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>>14198302
I'll bet that a monster girl could even rape a man while blind.

>> No.14198315

>>14198302
Look at this weakling. Point at him and laugh.

>> No.14198316

>>14198226
>living out in the sticks was hell on your social life
>school is your only chance for social interaction closer than 50 miles away
>except for the farms
>but fuck those places
>damn haughty centaurs
>but never mind that you have a big problem
>prom is two weeks away and you don't have a date
>suddenly a hand smacks your books out of your hand and you hear a barely audible "sorry"
>it's Beth the one Holstuarus in your school
>she was pretty shy until she met the rowdy Minotaur triplets and fell in with their 'gang'
>but you know better
>you've lived next door to Bethany for almost ten years
>she does all of her homework, helps her little sister with hers too
>she watches over her grandmother and discuss their favorite soap operas
>her favorite soap opera is 'All My Cheshires'
>snap back from your walk down memory lane and Beth is glaring at you
>"ANON! DID YOU HEAR ME!"
>ohshitohgodcodeblue
>"Sorry Bethany-"
>"I TOLD YOU IT'S BETH!"
>Beth. I'm sorry I wasn't listening."
>now you did it
>you can see your death in her eyes
>but it never comes
>she's almost crying now
>"I WANT YOU TO GO TO PROM WITH ME!"
>oh so that's what she's talking about
>"Okay."
>"I WILL NOT TAKE NO- Wait a minute..."
>"I'll go with you Beth. When do you want me to pick you up?"
>you never get your answer as you're now headfirst in cowtits
>"OH ANON! I'M SORRY I WAS SO FORCEFUL! NOW YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF ME!"
>have to take thirty minutes to explain that you want to go to prom with her
>after that you're again smothered in cowtits

>> No.14198317

>>14198308
Not the same anon, but you seem to have a great deal of salt.

>> No.14198318

>>14198315
Fuck off maledom nigger.

You're the most obnoxious shitposter in these threads.

>> No.14198319

>>14198306

No, it's not bait, the heros of the setting had divinely granted strength.

Hell, Valkyries are built around creating heros and giving them blessings.

>> No.14198320

>>14198307
>>14198300
>Training only does so much when there are beings running around with all the power & durability of the Ancient Dragon packed into a supermodel's body.
That's factually wrong KC himself said you could train hard and become stronger then any monster like in an RPG

>> No.14198321

>>14198319
>blessings
Like golden showers and stuff?

>> No.14198323

How do you grind in MGE? Can monstergirls cough up XP and be defeated by headpats?

>> No.14198324

>>14198318
Salt-kun, you shouldn't be talking about shitposting.

At all.

>> No.14198325

>>14198309
Firearms can't put down tings that don't have a physical form, and there's plenty of creatures with natural armor strong enough to resist them. Unless you intend to become a mixture of Rambo, Van Hellsing, and the Goddamn Batman, something's going to get you eventually.

>> No.14198328

>>14198309
Might as well bust out the minefield at the same time.

>> No.14198329

>>14198323
>He fell for the lie

There is absolutely no way to be stronger than a monster girl unless you're a Gary Stu fanfiction character.

>> No.14198330

>>14198319
You don't need to be a hero to be strong though.

>> No.14198331

>>14198316
Fucking glorious.
Now the question is, did Anon get any after prom?

>> No.14198332

>>14198309
the only divine firearm is the Holy Hand Grenade
>stupid

>> No.14198334

>>14198319
You dont need to be a hero you can grind from village peon to living god in MGE.

>> No.14198335

>>14198302
Dream a little man
there is no point to a tale if ending is the same every time
and even if there was, dont you want more to it then, "guy met monster, and then he was raped"
going by this, lizard girls and salamanders will die cold and alone

>> No.14198336

>>14198329
Careful not to fall for this one.

>> No.14198337

>>14198323

Just get lots of LOVE

>> No.14198341

>>14198309

Useless against many monsters. Fighting a slime would be like trying to fight a T-1000.

Hell, wurms are so overpowered I have no idea what could take them out.


Now that I think about it why don't we have a liquid metal T-1000 slime monster? One that has shape shifting abilities.

>> No.14198342

>>14198329
There is always becoming a wizard. Supposedly trained swordsman can overpower low-tier monsters as well.

>> No.14198344

>>14198331
Short Answer:
>yes
Long Answer:
>yes he did

>> No.14198345

>>14198337
Determination.

>> No.14198347

>>14198323
Maybe it's like Succubus Quest where you defeat Monstergirls by making them orgasm first.

>> No.14198349

>>14198341
>Hell, wurms are so overpowered I have no idea what could take them out.
Wizards

>> No.14198352
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14198352

Grind on Imps!

With your cock!

>> No.14198353

>>14198316
>I want a holst to act all tough around her Minotaur sisters but be all cuddly when we're alone

>> No.14198354

>>14198335
Sorry to break it to you anon, but only a VERY few amount of people can defend themselves against monster girls, people who are self insert fanfiction characters that can do nothing wrong.

Everyone else gets a monster girl they don't like and live in an unhappy relationship where their fetishes are never fulfilled.

>> No.14198358

>>14198349
>Wizard casts Fireball!
>Wurm looks exited!
>Wurm wants to know if Wizard is a flammenwurmer!

>> No.14198359

>>14198307
>Supposed to be writing a fight against a Dragon
>Put it off perpetually
God I suck.

Spoilered for blogshit, but I just hate days where literally all that I can think is "I suck". Everything about the day is just "I suck".

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>>14198352
Just beware of the seduction move.

>> No.14198364

>>14198342
So what, only one or two of the really shitty monster girls that won't fight back anyway?

Yeah, that's a real big reassurance.

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>>14198354
Is anyone else encountering unsolvable captchas? I swear to god I'm getting pissed because I can't pass the fucking human test.

>> No.14198368

>>14198359
How could you put that off? Me, I'm putting off a boring kuudere bugfight, but you? You've got good shit to be working on.
>>14198366
Captcha wants me to pick street signs where there aren't any, but happens only every other time.

>> No.14198369

>>14198364
More like "everything with no notable magical powers or noted super strength" which is like a good third of the monsters.

>> No.14198370

>>14198354
>Everyone else gets a monster girl they don't like and live in an unhappy relationship where their fetishes are never fulfilled.

Except for Alps, right? They're just living the fucking dream.

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>>14198360
Too late!

>> No.14198375

>>14198358
>Wizard casts fireball
>Wurm says "I know that trick too!"
>Wurm lights herself on fire
>Wurm goes to sleep because it's so comfy

>> No.14198376

>>14198325
Guns were designed with humans in mind, I would think an alternate setting could feature guns or weapons designed specifically against monsters. Something to balance the field when the narrative requires, not to tip it completely into human favor.

>> No.14198377

>>14198364
If you want to beat monsters so bad become a wizard then go curse lilims into submission.

>> No.14198378

>>14198369
>third

Good joke.

>> No.14198379

>>14198335
Agreed
if monsters were truly unbeatable then that gimmick gets thrown in the trash

>> No.14198382

>>14198377
Not going to happen unless you're born into fanfiction powers.

At best if you try and become a wizard you'll get to do shitty party tricks.

>> No.14198384

>>14198375
>Wurm has to pour oil on herself to set herself on fire
>sleek, sexy, oil covered Wurm confuses and frightens the virginal Wizard
>her sleeping form beckons to him
>Wizard creates a shield to protect against fire
>enters the coils

>> No.14198385

>>14198376
So high explosives? There's not much that would injure Wurm-dragon-Ushioni-lich style monsters.

>> No.14198386

>>14198379
I often wonder who some people here want MGs to be unbeatable.

What's the appeal?

>> No.14198390

>>14198386
It's not so much that I want them to be unbeatable, it's just that being a regular human, I can't see any way to beat one that's above Maus-tier.

>> No.14198391

>>14198335
Except Lizards and Salamanders also rape men into submission, they don't need men to defeat them at all.

>> No.14198392

>>14198377
Cursing LILIM is a bit high, but you could certainly duel with dragons, liches, witches, etc. with sufficient study.

>>14198382
I think you may be underestimating a wizards arcane might.

>> No.14198393

>>14198382
It's amazing how many times people fall for your bait.
Is everyone just bored, or really stupid?

>> No.14198394

>>14198384
>wurm on fire
>Sleeping
>Wizard sleeping with monster
That entire post just confuses me.

>> No.14198395

>>14198384
>nine months later a new, terrifying breed of wurm was born
>they breathe fire and know basic magic
>they are the Hell Wurms

>> No.14198397

>>14198386

Not every one, only the higher order monsters. Monsters that are suppose to be powerful.

You can beat a slug girl by just walking at a brisk pace after all.

>> No.14198399

>>14198394
Like fire, Hellfire~
This fire in my skin~
This burning~
Desire~
Is turning me to sin!

>> No.14198400

>>14198390
I'd argue that if MGE humans can learn magic/grind to god-tier power, you can't really compare them to us.

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>>14198371
Imps! My only weakness!

>> No.14198402

>>14198395
Heck Wurmling you mean.

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>>14198392
>Cursing LILIM is a bit high
Why? Wizards have just as much power as lilim but the difference is they have to work their entire lives to earn it so why wouldent they be able to beat a donut steel who was simply born with power?

>> No.14198404

>>14198377
Why cursing her when you can be as dense as mercury?

>> No.14198405

>>14198400

The average one most certainly can't.

It's like comparing RPG protagonist and party members to just the decoration NPCs, which make up the vast majority of the population.

>> No.14198407

>>14198400
>I'd argue that if MGE humans can learn magic/grind to god-tier power
>implying

No way anon, at best you'd be able to give something like an Oni or Ogre a run for her money, but at the end of the day you'd still lose.

>> No.14198408

>>14198397
But anon, we are the true monsters. So we should be powerful as well.

>> No.14198409

>>14198386
joke answer: femdom fags
real answer: sometimes MGE gives some people the impression of a bleak unbeatable darkness where the only ones that are happy are the rapists.

>> No.14198411

>>14198385
Anything magical could probably be stopped with the right ammunition; silver bullets, blessed rounds, shots quenched with holy water, stuff like that. Higher level demons or dragons would probably be immune to anything that isn't an explosive or magic of similar power, so basic firearms would be out of the question for them.

>> No.14198412

>>14198385
Chemicals maybe? If monsters have senses then they can feel pain and can be subdued. Like mace but for MG.
I'm not trying to upset the 'monsters are all-powerful crowd'; I just want to introduce possible concepts that could expand the setting.

>> No.14198414

>>14198386
I don't care about most monsters, but I find it really silly when people assume they can just punch a dragon into unconsciousness or something. The entire point of the higher order of monsters is that there's something greater than you out there for you to beware, and onepunchmanning it feels a bit stupid.


But again, this is a porn fantasy modeled after JRPGs.

>> No.14198415

>>14198405
Well sure, but every "NPC" has the potential to be strong.

>>14198407
Keep trying, maybe it'll work the 10th time.

>> No.14198417

>>14198403
>wizards have as much power as lilim
Aren't Lilim essentially minor gods? Most wizards aren't tangling with deities, thats a dangerous business.

>> No.14198418

>>14198415

That's really like saying anyone could become a billionaire. A nice idea, but that's all it is.

>> No.14198419

>>14198414
>The entire point of the higher order of monsters is that there's something greater than you out there for you to beware
No the entire point is to strive to become strong enough to beat said monsters.

>> No.14198420

>>14198414
>But again, this is a porn fantasy modeled after JRPGs.
Which is really the point, isn't it?

>> No.14198421

>>14198414
I like to think of dragon fights as a epic brawl that leaves a crater or two

>> No.14198422

>>14198412
I'd imagine napalm or something similar would be extremely dangerous to any non-fire based MG. Similarly, most Monsters still need to breath. The question would be how to weaponize a choking agent.

>> No.14198423

>>14198417
>Aren't Lilim essentially minor gods?
No that's just a Meme they are just really good at seducing people to the point were they dont have to try.

>> No.14198424

>>14198417

I think it's more a matter that they radiate so many lust magics that anyone who sees them is going to be unable to move from all of the blood going to their boner and leaving the rest of their body.

>> No.14198425

>>14198368
>How could you put that off?
Mostly an obsession with fighting dragons in FFXIV. Although I've pretty well beaten all the actual content, and there won't be more till November, so I just spend my days grinding out levels in subclasses, crafters, and farming shit for upgrades.

So yeah I lost my excuse of being well-and-truly engrossed a while ago.

>> No.14198427

>>14198418
>not believing in the American Dream
You break my heart, anon.

>> No.14198428

>>14198419
You're entitled to your opinion but I disagree with it. This is your answer.
>>14198421
I'd imagine it'd be more like one crater created very suddenly unless you're a seriously powerful wizard or blessed hero.

>> No.14198430

>>14198421
>Dragons
>Needing to fight

Pfft, yeah right.

>> No.14198431

>>14198420
It's still an RPG. There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head. Like the guy who played Skyrim as a common villager.

>> No.14198432

>>14198425
Well then I demand you get back to being productive! I put up an update yesterday, you can do it too!
>>14198427
COUSIN! BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!

>> No.14198433

>>14198427
>Believing the American Dream is still a thing that exists
pls. It's nothing more than propaganda now.

>> No.14198435

so from what I get from this is that some people want the reverse of the start of Orange's lilim green text?

where monsters win no matter what and fuck you for thinking differently?

>> No.14198437

>>14198435
No Beast, no.

>> No.14198438

>>14198432
>Productive
Who do I look like, Alp?

>> No.14198439

>>14198431
>There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head
And they should be able to, I agree.

>Like the guy who played Skyrim as a common villager
...Well, there are people who like work simulators.

>> No.14198440

>>14198415
Yeah, but who the hell is going to set aside their life's work in order to train to become as strong as possible? Maybe one or two peopel but in a pre-industrial society most people are farmers who won't have time to get away from farm work to lift.

>> No.14198441

>>14198435
Yes.

>> No.14198442

>>14198438
Get that spadetail out of your mouth and get to writing.

>> No.14198443

>>14198440
This is why I (attempt to, very, very, very slowly) write about characters who possess particular backgrounds in which their life's work is to train to become as strong as possible.

>> No.14198444

>>14198431
>There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head.
The demon lord already did that for you so it really shouldent surprise you that normal people/NPC can git gud now.

>> No.14198445

>>14198440
>who the hell is going to set aside their life's work in order to train to become as strong as possible

A bunch. Hell, if I knew I could just learn magic, I'd drop everything else.

>> No.14198447

>>14198443
Why bother? Not like it's going to matter anyway.

>> No.14198448

>>14198440
Those who have lost everything to monster occupation have the ability to reach beyond the constraints of the average commoner.

>> No.14198450

>>14198442
I'm not Alp. Like I say every time I get called him for whatever reason; I lack his productivity.

>> No.14198451

>>14198439
And just like how the majority of u would throw ourselves at a monster girl, there will be those nutters who reason 'if it has HP, it should be killable, therefore I shall kill it.'

>> No.14198452

>>14198437
>Calling him Beast because he mention the greentext
He lost his shit being called orange, do you really think that's him?

>> No.14198453

>>14198447
Maybe so that for once I can at least attempt to pretend I'm doing something; and that I'm not a complete and utter screw-up at life.

Or, wait, were you talking about the people training their whole lives?

>> No.14198454

>>14198445
And how are you going to feed yourself while you're training? House yourself? Clothe yourself? Mind you, this is a pre-industrial society likely working off barter system. If you don't produce something you don't eat.

>>14198443
I'd be interested to hear some of them.

>> No.14198455

>>14198450
Alp 2

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>>14198450
I wasn't calling you Alp, I was telling you to stop sucking him off. It makes me feel hot and bothered.
>>14198452
Yes, I think he's salty and using the name to do stealthy reconnaissance.

>> No.14198458

>>14198440
>I would punch my brother in the face if it meant I would become 'the chosen one' and go on adventures with friends
I would even let my brother come he's capable in a firefight

>> No.14198459

>>14198451
But anon, if it has HP, it gives EXP.

>> No.14198460
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>>14198440
A man out for REVENGE against monsters.

>> No.14198461

>>14198448
Monsters aren't really concerned much with governing or taking territory according to the world guides. Why/how would they bother to occupy anything at all? They don't care about economics or lust for power.

>> No.14198462

>>14198453
>were you talking about the people training their whole lives?

Yes, there is absolutely no point in bothering. You'll always lose anyway.

>> No.14198463

>>14198459
Humans have HP too.

>> No.14198464

>>14198454
>If you don't produce something you don't eat.
There's always crime.

>> No.14198467

>>14198463
so you're telling me to just punch everything that breathes?
>I can totally do that after today

>> No.14198468

>>14198462
>I posted it again

>> No.14198469

>>14198462
Well, the fact that Dragoons training, fighting, and successfully taming Wyverns at all being a thing KC went out of his way to mention kind of proves you wrong already.

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>>14198459
But she's just a poor, innocent farmer. What did she ever do to you?

>> No.14198471

>>14198458
But you're not the chosen one -- that's a blessed hero. You're just some guy.

>>14198460
Now, see, this is an actually semi-plausible explaination. I still wonder how you make enough to eat but that's just another issue to put onto the stack.

>> No.14198472

Join the Ankh-MoreP'Orc City Watch today and be out fighting rapist Manticores by the evening!

>> No.14198473

>>14197534
>you will never be fucked into monstergirldom by your waifu

suffering

>> No.14198474

>>14198457
It could explain why we haven't heard anything from him. that or his blogshit caught up with him.

>> No.14198475

>>14198463
Ok, but who gives more xp? And what about loot?

I need to know.

>> No.14198476

>>14198464
Good way to end in jail/dead. It is possible though, I'll give you that. You'll just be hated and reviled by everyone pretty much forever.

>> No.14198477

>>14198472
>Ankh
Hearing this word here makes me think of 2 things.

Anubis' sword.

And Phoenix Harpies with funky hairdos who love popsicles.

>> No.14198478

>>14198470
Murderhobo does not stop to think of such ethics.
>>14198474
Yes. He could be any one of us. Even me... or you.

>> No.14198480

>>14198470
>She took something very precious to me
>my limited edition Star Wars cup
>and my heart

>> No.14198481

>>14198476
>You'll just be hated and reviled by everyone pretty much forever.

I can live with that, literally.

>> No.14198482

>>14198477
It's just the name of a river. Don't get your undergarments in a bunch.

>> No.14198483

>>14198481
okay someone get edge master here a ban
>it's 3:21
>I just want to fap and go to sleep

>> No.14198484

>>14198475
Well, peasants and beggars are beginner fodder. Then you have the muggers, they're a bit tougher but could drop knives you can use. Move on up to town guards after that, you'll get armor, some coin, and real weapons. That'll attract the soldier event, which will give you boatloads of exp if you survive it. From there you need to go and defeat knights and their armies until you get to the royal palace. The king is like a last boss of a region, but gives amazing loot for the effort. The odd master warrior hermit would be the absolute best for exp, but good luck finding them.

>> No.14198485

>>14198482
A river where Devil Bugs probably burrow and breed.

>> No.14198487

>>14198481

Personally I'd probably just become a hermit and go live in the mountains.

>> No.14198488

>>14198483
A ban for what, exactly?

>> No.14198489

>>14198484
>attacking the town guard
The sammies won't stand for this mate.

>> No.14198490

>>14198478
Then again, if it was beast he'd pop up and say it was him. and if it was stalker, he post a link to the greenext.

how can you prove you're not beast yourself?

>> No.14198494

>>14198358
>being a wizard without knowing dragon type effectiveness
ishygddt

>> No.14198495

>>14198484
Man, somebody should write an encyclopedia about this.

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>>14198490
Easy. I'm someone else.

>> No.14198498

>>14198487
Whatever works best for you mate.

>> No.14198499

>>14198484

What if it's like Oblivion and the guards always outlevel you, chase you forever and can somehow swim faster than you can run? And they appear the moment you do something wrong? And they just keep spawning?

Goddamn that game was ridiculous and I loved it.

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>>14198478
Alright, murderhobo. Here's your next goal. Go nuts.

>> No.14198501

>>14198499
They are part of the "Legion" for a reason.

>> No.14198502

>>14198499

don't forget bandits wearing the most powerful armor of all time.

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>>14198500

>> No.14198505

>>14198502
And demanding like, ten gold when their armor is several thousand times that much.

>> No.14198506
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14198506

Did you guys take the bait while I was out getting food!?
Because it sounds like you all took the bait whileI was out getting food!
Just talk about Holstaurs, they're cute as fuck.

>> No.14198507

>>14198502
>>14198505
You brought back enough memories that I'm now forced to DECLARE CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

>> No.14198508

>>14198488
You were too edgy anon and you hurt the other anon's delicate sensibilities.

>>14198499
Stop! You've violated the law.
Sometimes you could lure them into odd forts or dangerous areas and let them combat with the locals.

>> No.14198509

>>14198496
I think we should let it go, even if him or his "stalker" is here, at least they are not shitting up the thread with links and random bouts of orange juice.

Im gonna go, but ill be back and when im back, i gonna talk about lamia's

>> No.14198511

>>14198499
>sneak into guard base
>steal all food
>reverse pickpocket/leave poison apple lying around
>guard eats it, doomed to die
>guards spawned as replacements die too
It was fun finding that out.

>> No.14198513

>>14198509
Right then. I could use some advice about Lamias.

>> No.14198515

>>14198508
>you hurt the other anon's delicate sensibilities
Dear me, I hope he can forgive me one day.

>> No.14198522

>>14198489
>sammies
we discworld here?

>> No.14198525

>>14198522
Why not? Angua best Werewolfu.

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Foxes are olev, and they love you!

>> No.14198529
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>>14198506
Have you ever thought of irrumating a Holstaur/Oni/Succubus while grabbing her by the horns?

I do. All the time.

>> No.14198533

>>14198528
She just needs someone to give her a hug. Forever.

>> No.14198538

>>14198525
Great. Now I'm thinking about discworld porn.
I didn't want this.

>> No.14198540

>>14198538
In Making Money a dog with a magical vibrator in its mouth chased Angua. She had to climb up on a shelf or something.
In Thud! Angua and the new Vampire girl were going to fight naked in a mud puddle until the Vampire pointed out they didn't have a paying audience.

>> No.14198545

How would owl harpies look different from hawks without adding a bunch of feathers to the head and/or neck? Under the feathers they're very similar, and it'd look silly to have a feather mane. A mane would make it look less disturbing when they spin their neck around though.

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>Hey, are you filming this?

>> No.14198580

>>14198574
>This is a scientific study exploring the notion that 'you can't rape and elf'
>Now spread that oil on your skin and wrestle a little

>> No.14198581

>>14198545
Hawks would be leaner I suppose.

>> No.14198605

>>14197513
buttfucking and cumflating!

>> No.14198606

>>14198545
I'd put a fluffy feather mane around their necks, personally. Like a scarf or something. Their eyes would be much bigger, and their mannerisms would involve moving their heads to look at things properly.

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>>14198580
>Okay, but how will his help?

>> No.14198611

>>14198609
Shut up and do what you're told and you'll get candy. Dark Elves love candy.

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14198619

Good evening.

Please assume the rest of this post is in zombie groans and moans because I'm clearly dead.

Sand, Surf, and Silence finally has another chapter complete.
http://pastebin.com/56k91YKt

Meanwhile, the four month absence of Short Distance Confusion continues with only this small less than twenty line preview to show that it isn't being ignored.
http://pastebin.com/Pwt5wy7y

Thank you for your consideration.

>> No.14198627

>>14198609
>Soaking wet white swimsuit on delicious brown flesh
Mmmm, that's the stuff...

Though I find myself wishing she was covered up more, so that there could be more of that delightful translucency and contrast. Less isn't always more y'know.

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>>14198611
>O-Okay. Like this, mister?

>> No.14198634

>>14198619
>Short Distance Confusion is continuing
Awesome.

>> No.14198643

>>14198619
>chapter preview
Why didn't I think of this?

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>>14198627
Look what's behind her head, man. She's not wearing that for comfort.

Unfortunately, I don't have any other transparent swimsuit images. Will a singlet suffice?

>> No.14198657

I offer you snake maid

>> No.14198658

>>14198609
It's a trick to get you into lewd things. Get out while you can.

Lovely neckpiece by the way, I'm a sucker for that sort of thing.

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>>14198657
forgot the pic like a fool

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>>14198658
>Is he telling the truth, mister? Are you trying to make us do naughty things?

>> No.14198674

>>14198661
1) That's old news. 2) That is this, a maid for ants?

>> No.14198677

>>14198667
It's all for the sake of science! Now, take these buttplugs and work them into each other's anuses. They're rather big, but with all that oil it'll be fine if you take it nice and slow.

>> No.14198682

>>14198677
RUN! RUN LIKE THE DICKENS!

>> No.14198687

>>14198674
old news or not, I just want to talk about lamias.

>> No.14198689

>>14198650
I can tell. Thus I'm criticizing the taste of whoever dressed her up.
And that's nice...but white would be better.

>>14198667
Oh yeah, that's a nice amount of material there...

>> No.14198695

>>14198687
Fine
you know the sad part about lamias?

all the vore crap that's associated with them

>> No.14198699
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14198699

Hi I got unbanned.

What's the latest kool drama you guys have? Can I have some of it?

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>>14198677
>It really hurts, and now I feel really weird down there. I'm scared, mister!

>> No.14198703

>>14198699
Whatever it is that you did, Foul Fiend! But this land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind.

>> No.14198706

>>14198699
I think KGA's back and we had an invincible monstergirls thing going on.

This must be the nostalgia thread.

>> No.14198707

>>14198702
Now here's a man who knows how to handle Elves.

>> No.14198710

>>14198695
yeah that could get a little jarring
then again, if you stay away from deviant art, you should be fine for the most part.

>> No.14198713

>>14198702
I'm not surprised that there are so many relevant pictures of dark elves.
And the answer is: phase 1 complete. Commence phase 2, the dicking.

>> No.14198714

>>14198703
Also foot fetish furries.

>> No.14198716

>>14197916
>"Ara ara you little shits~"

>> No.14198724

>>14198716
She shouldn't bully the loli foxes just because they have more sex appeal.

>> No.14198725

>>14197904
>I imagine that it would be more subtle and involve less shouting/screaming.
how would that work?
in cartoons, no one "quietly" powers up.

>> No.14198727

>>14198054
>People going back to
Never left it. What the fuck kinda nam flashbacks are you having, grandpa?

>> No.14198753

>>14198710
>deviant art
searching there is like flipping a coin
heads:you get what you want.
tails: furrys, ponys and sonic OC's
that place needs a overhaul

>> No.14198765

>>14198695
whats vore?

>> No.14198772 [SPOILER] 
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14198772

>>14198753
Tails is this.

>> No.14198774

>>14198765
that, anon is a bear best left unprodded
seriously, don't even google it

>> No.14198775

>>14198765
What >>14198774 said. It's not worth it. The autism is too great.

>> No.14198779

>>14198713
>Y-You wanna put your... thing... inside me? Please no, mister! I don't want to do this anymore!
Really not sure how much more I could get away with beyond this point

>> No.14198781

>>14198772
Damn my curiosity!
that actually hurt to read.

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>>14198779
And I forget the image like an idiot...

>> No.14198784

>>14198779
That's alright, the experiment is a success. Hypothesis proven, you CAN rape an elf under the right circumstances!
SCIENCE!

>> No.14198790

>>14198753
You neglect the fact that odds are about 7/10 that you'll get Tails.

>> No.14198791

>>14198775
Its part of my box labelled "why is this a thing?"

>> No.14198794

>>14198783
I hope that statue they're making of her mother comes out better than all the ones of her.

>> No.14198795

>>14198790
True, I remember that one time i went there of asura's wrath art
never again that hurt the soul

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>>14198687
>>14198695
I never paid much attention. I haven't come across much vore of them. Even if I did, it's mostly wesern stuff anyway, which first of all, eww. Second, I don't save it anyway.

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>>14198765
the reason pics like this are taken the wrong way
other then that >>14198774

>> No.14198805

>>14198796
True, the west likes its vore but it doesn't effect my eastern snakes.

>> No.14198814

>>14198184
>"going? No idea. But I know exactly where I'm cumming."

>> No.14198816

>>14198795
I think the best way to just notice the contrast of what's good vs. everything else on dA, is to just look at the recommended or featured things on the front or main print sales pages. Those're usually quite good. Then, attempt to just search any random thing. The contrast is astounding.

>> No.14198820

>>14198816
its actually quite scary when you think about it.
It's like a scotch egg with the egg part replaced with maggots

>> No.14198826

>>14198805
how easten do you like your snakes, anon?

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14198829

We ARE the reinforcements!

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>>14198784
>R-Really? Are you sure you don't have put your co- er, thing, inside us? Just to be sure? Or try it with two people? It doesn't feel like I was raped.

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>>14198826
this eastern
I joke, there's not a lamia in MGE I don't like.
even stone snake has some charm

>> No.14198838

>>14198830
Who here is of the belief that we need more mother-daughter threesomes?

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>>14198831
I had completely forgot about stone snake,

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>>14198831
Medusa are fun.

>> No.14198873

What about dungeon snake? we should get the whole party here!

>> No.14198874

>>14198838
I'm not against them
>Daughter is nervous, but a bit pouty
>mother is loving and more comfortable
>It's daughter's first time, and she cries out a lot
>Mother hasn't had a dicking for a while, lots of sensual moaning
>Each of them alternates between playing with themselves & teasing the other while the other one is being fucked.

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>Get transported to a fantasy world with MGs
>Wander around, lost, and starving to death
>You get found by a human loli and her silver kitsune meidou
>They offer to let you stay with them in their big mansion for a while
>It turns out loli's extremely wealthy parents died and she was left alone with the kitsune, whom her parents had formed a pact with
>Kitsune is like a Christmas Cake at this point since she's been dedicated to raising the loli
>You all warm up to each other as you become a handyman and help them around the house, you dabble in teaching loli on the side
>She bonds with you instantly since your the only male figure she's had in her life since her dad died
>Kitsune however is wary, as she's very protective of her loli, and thinks you may be damn lolicon
>Loli become your daughteru and you love her with all your heart
>You three grow closer and do things like go on picnic, take naps together, read stories, etc.
>One night after dinner, while loli reads a book, all spread out on the floor in front of the fireplace, and you and the kitsune meidou sit on the couch watching her, you decide to broach something with her
>"What if we adopted her?"
>She's puzzled "I've thought of that a million times, but the laws state that only married couples may adopt children."
>"I know, so how about we get married?"
>"M-M-MARRIED?" she exclaims, hands on her cheeks, blushing profusely
>"YOU AND ANON ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED?!" yells loli as she rushed up to you two
>You shoot kitsune meidou an expectant look
>She looks back and smiles, tears of happiness trailing down her cheeks "yes!"
>"How would you like it if she and I became your new mommy and daddy?"
>"REALLY?!" loli is excitedly jumping up and down, while kitsune laughs
>You and kitsune share a kiss and hug loli
>Then you all lived happily ever after as a family

EPILOGUE:
>You and kitsune have babbies and loli becomes their very responsible and pernicious onee-san

>> No.14198885

>>14198877
When does the loli become a kitsune-bi?

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>>14198873
*echidna has joined the party!*

still, I would go dungeoning if it mean I get her as a reward.

>> No.14198894

>>14198885
kitsune-tsuki*, mixed the two up.

>> No.14198905

>>14198886
I dont like being fooled
if she lures me with treasure, there better be some goddamned treasure!

>> No.14198911

>>14198820
That sound horrible but accurate

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>>14198905
Sure there is. The treasure is within.

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>TFW you will never have freaky non-euclidean sex with a Chesire while listening to MACCINTOSH PLUS

https://youtu.be/si1llfNXsI0

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14198929

Quick! Take this!

>> No.14198931

>>14198929
No. I've gone clean after yesterday.

>> No.14198934

>>14198922
Im talking gold! relics! power swords! ancient tech!

>> No.14198938

>>14198934
Why would there be any of that in a dungeon? Dungeons are for locking people up. When whoever it was that did the locking up left, squatters moved in. They don't have that stuff either, they have to live in an abandoned prison.

>> No.14198948

>>14198938
fantasy dungeons are where monsters and the occasional evil wizard stay, most of the time they stuff it with tresure.

and the echidna is famous for living there

>> No.14198951

>>14198948
I think you've read too many silly comic books. Let momma Echidna give you a crash-course on the facts of life...

>> No.14198952

>>14198929
Thanks Doc

Wait isn't that what the Wock guy says?

>> No.14198955

>>14198951
But muh treasure... how am i supposed to prove my bravery without any loot?

>> No.14198956

>>14198952
Maybe the 'mukade is purple because it's got Wock concentrate in it?

>> No.14198958

>>14198955
You're plenty brave enough if you come into a spooky place like that, mommy Echidna is proud of you.

>> No.14198959

>>14198929
I perfectly healthy doc.

>> No.14198969

>>14198958
*sigh*
Fine, but the next Time I go one a adventure, Im gonna fine something shiny to bring home

>> No.14198973

>>14198969
Dont listen to her Anon! she planned this! she planed it all! go fight a wizard before you fall for her lies!

>> No.14198979

>>14198874
This is my fetish.

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>>14198973
>adventure anon goes into dungeon for treasure.
>finds nothing but a echidna who tells him he's wrong about dungeons
>friend tries to warn anon of her lies about adventuring.
>its too late, the echidna is pregnant

>> No.14198997

>>14198992
This is why you don't go on adventures. Make you late for dinner.

>> No.14199002

>>14198992
>only friend sees that face on the echidna
man if we had art of the echidna doing that face
it fits with her profile.

>> No.14199006

>>14198997
In MGE, don't go outside, lock doors and windows, get your crap my mail order only and keep everything clean.

that way you can die a virgin. or delay rape for a significant amount of time before something goes wrong.

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>>14199002
you need a better face for that

>> No.14199014

>>14199006
But...you have to open your door and at least take a half-step outside to get the things you mail-order...

Unless you install some weird kind of armored lock-box in which things can be deposited in the outside, and then retrieved on the inside. Even then some MG could shrink herself to sneak inside through it or somethin'...

>> No.14199015

>>14199006

The best defense against rape is to marry a monster.

>> No.14199019

>>14199014
You could do what that one anon did and become a librarian.
Though even then you might be raped by an orange-haired Kakuen.

>> No.14199020

>>14199014

Who needs shrinking? Fairies could swarm through it.

Then you'd have a swarm of faeries flying around your home getting into your food and playing pranks on your dick.

>> No.14199024

>>14199014
Like I said, until something goes wrong.
there is other things this to worry about, like ghosts and nightmares. and then theres the powerhouse monsters that will smash you house and not give a shit.

the end result is "at least you tried"

>> No.14199027

>>14199024
>Ending 4: At Least You Tried: A Doomed Moral Victor. Normal End

>> No.14199028

>>14198992
I want mastermind echidnas to be a thing

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>>14199024
>the end result is "at least you tried"
Well, if that makes you feel...better?

>Other things to worry about, like...nightmares
I don't worry about Nightmares. I pray for 'em.

>> No.14199032

>>14199027
I cant think of what the other endings for this would be.

>> No.14199033

>>14199032
Ending 1: U a Slut: An Overeager Monster Loving Victor: If That's What You Want End

>> No.14199038

>>14199024

No, the best option is to take steps to increase the chance of you getting taken by a monster that you like. Cutting yourself off entirely means you have exactly as much control over what rapes you as if you were living a normal life.

Though I choose to believe that monsters can "smell" their compatibility with someone by their spirit energy.

>> No.14199040

>powerhouse monsters that will smash you house and not give a shit.
That's why you reinforce the bricks with gnome magic!...wait.
ending 5: didn't thing it through: stupid end

>> No.14199048

>>14199038
this situation alone is unicorn bait

>> No.14199051

>>14199031
the question is, how close do they have to be to fuck with your dreams?
and then, what if they convince you to go outside?

>> No.14199052

>>14199038
>exclusively fap to x MG
>become unappealing to everything else whilst what you fapped to sees you as stereotypical handsome anime man and immediately goes for you
welcome to MGE, pick your wife up by the door

>> No.14199053

>>14199038
>"Smell" their compatibility with someone
That doesn't seem much better. Imagine being deemed "Compatible" with a Cait Sith, regardless of your feelings towards cats, furries, and other related articles.

Really, I find it much more likely them just being able to smell/sense degrees of arousal. It seems like it'd be common sense that MGs would be able to sense and/or smell arousal; but given the degree of their specialization towards sexuality, it doesn't seem that far-fetched to me that they might be able to tell the difference between simple biological reaction, and specific, conscious arousal towards them or their particular species.

>> No.14199058

>>14199051
Well, if she's into exhibitionism, I won't argue...

Hell, she'd probably loosen up my inhibitions with some dreams on particular subjects first.

>> No.14199059

>>14199048
how far would they go for delicious virgin?

>> No.14199071

>>14199053

The only way that would happen in that setting is if you were in self denial about not liking furries.

Basically how I see it is that the monsters can sense what you want better then you can.

>> No.14199081

>>14199006
and then a echidna disguised as a human will trick you into going for a item to ward off monsters
the item is her

>> No.14199091

>>14199071
I was just using a deliberately extreme example to highlight issues with the term "Compatibility".

>> No.14199099

>>14199032
Ending 2: we hardly knew ye: Claimed before the house was built: messed up early end.

>> No.14199103

>>14199091

When I use it I simply mean that they can tell via magic.

It's magic I don't got to explain shit.

If you get a monster you think you don't like it's because you'd actually like it if you tried it.

>> No.14199106

>have a childlike, playful makeout with your mosquito girlfriend
>lean for her chest and bite on one of the nipples without a second thought
>it spurts your own blood in your mouth

>> No.14199110

>>14198928
Jesus, that man is being mauled, why won't anybody help him?

>> No.14199113

>>14199006
what about leaning how to fight in the seriously likely case they will get in?

>> No.14199134

>>14199113
that could back fire
>keep yourself in self made lock house.
>lean to fight against monsters that get past your defences
>successfully defend against invaders for some time
>become high profile target for strong monsters and eager lizard girls.

>> No.14199141

>>14199113
I feel like any kind of non-edged weapon based martial arts would be absolutely useless against most monsters.

like it's one thing to know you can actually swing a sword at something and still cut it

it's another to throw a punch and have it completely stopped, then look up in horror at a grinning, amused werewolf.

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14199142

How do we feel about aggressive, sexy, seductive monster girls that have only a very basic understanding of sex and zero experience.

>> No.14199145

>>14199141
Akido could be a stop-gap until you learn to use a blade

>> No.14199147

Happy Leif Erikson Day! A hinga dinga durgin!

>> No.14199148

>>14199142
"when im done with you, the outside would will be boring!"

>> No.14199150

>>14199142

I love it.

>> No.14199158

>>14199147
Huh. So that's a thing.

>> No.14199178

>>14199142
Not as good as inexperienced, clueless rape trains.
>You're cornered by a Hellhound
>She has zero experience and only really knows that penis plus vagina means she should feel good
>Still she's determined to do this
>She Throws you to the floor mercilessly and starts tearing your clothes to shreds only to stop when she gets to your underwear
>It's the moment of truth, she's never actually seen one after all
>She slowly removes your underwear exposing your manhood to the air, looking almost puzzled as she sees it
>Looking back forth between your penis and her crotch the gears in her head start to turn
>She Positions herself above you and slowly slides the shaft inside her, her face contorting as her hymen is torn followed by a smug look of self satisfaction as it goes all the way in
>Figuring she'd done everything she just sits there proudly with her arms folded, completely convinced that this is what sex is like
>Completely unaware that she's actually supposed to move

>> No.14199182

>>14199142
I prefer if she's still being aggressive when the real thing happens.

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Don't forget to start your day off with a Jabberwock!

5 down, 8 to go! Just got the sketch from Butter-T, so he'll probably be next unless another artist is faster.

>> No.14199190

>>14199186
Thanks, I love the official /d/ mascot!

>> No.14199192

>>14199186
God bless you, you crazy Jabberwock lover.
You're ahead of me too. 3/10 of my top 10 monster girls down so far, waiting on funds and then artists takes a while.

>> No.14199208

>>14199190
Now why do you have to bully? This isn't the bully girl thread.

>> No.14199210

>>14199186
Well, I don't mind Jabberwocky. I do wish we had more vanilla Dragon though.

>> No.14199219

>>14199052
>you become attractive to the kind you've fapped to the most
>your highest count so far is still to normal 3D blue-eyed blondes
>get stuck with a model brick-dense overprotective Paladin girl who shoos away all the monsters
>somehow mamonobama meddles in
>turn into a dumb feral oomba yumba since the porn was mostly interracial and race cuckoldry themed
WAKE
ME
UP

>> No.14199220

>>14199178
*Sigh* I'm already getting raped and I still have to do all the work.
>Proceeds to start pushing my dick upward towards her pussy

>> No.14199226

>>14199186
>Asuka
>Satsuki
>Nagato
>Some chick from Muv-Luv
Eh, alright taste. Lovely pic overall though. That hand-painted style is a bit rough in areas, but looks gorgeous overall.

>>14199192
I think I've gotten artwork done of...5 different MGs? Maybe I should branch out more.

>> No.14199227

>>14199208
How am I bullying?

>> No.14199229

>>14199186
Shit taste on girls.

>> No.14199256

I wish Winter would come so we can green text about snuggling up with Monster Girl and drinking hot coco

>> No.14199258

>>14199134
>become high profile target for strong monsters and eager lizard girls.
I would want a story were that shit gets seiged

>> No.14199260

>>14199256
just do it now

>> No.14199266

>>14199260
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO DO IT NOW
IT'S NOT WINTER

>> No.14199270

>>14199266
Where I am has already had a few inches of snow.
It's totally winter.

>> No.14199273

>>14199270
Go away Alaska/Russia/Canada/Greenland

>> No.14199274

>>14199266
its cold where i am
and that is enough to do it for me

>> No.14199304

>>14199274
Time to dust off your Free Hugs sign and find a Yeti for the winter WARNING: this post is not responsible for Yeti abductions, warm feelings, or fireside snuggling

>> No.14199305

>>14199227
Not him but you are most definitely being a little shit that's for sure.

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>>14199273
Nope, here to stay.
And on that note, this thread has not had a daily dose of muscle.
>single human man new in town
>decide to join a gym and maybe scout out a fit waifu
>local gym is owned and managed by an extremely zealous blue Oni who considers herself the steward of her members health
>she spends time not only partying with her Oni friends, but going out to dinner with potential business partners and clients
>as such, she has attracted some amazingly thick Succubi, Tanuki, and several flavors of wolfu
>notices when you enter, personally signs you for membership
>decides to troll you with a "preview workout"
> "ZIPANGU! TRAINING! ZIPANGU! TRAINING!"

>> No.14199310
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14199310

the president has been kidnapped by kunoichi!
are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>> No.14199312

>>14199310
The president probably doesn't want to be rescued

>> No.14199313

>>14199309
>terry crews raijin
man do i want this

>> No.14199315
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14199315

Wouldn't you rather snuggle with a nice warm centaur in winter instead?

I mean technically they have a higher body temp than humies.

>> No.14199316

>>14199310
as long as obama gives me a burger

yes I do know the original was reagan

>> No.14199325

>>14199256
Fuck, it's 3°C right now outside and it's snowing. The winter is already here

>> No.14199326

>>14199312
what about the first lady?

>> No.14199327

>>14199310
I feel like it'd be more accurate for me to be saving the Kunoichi from Donald Trump then the other way around.

>> No.14199332

>>14198144
What a fucboi.

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>>14199315
Why not

>> No.14199339

>>14199326
Michelle was probably lilim'ed into the kunoichi that stole him.

>> No.14199342

>>14199339
what a way to step down

>> No.14199343

>>14198192
>not being able to punch hard and fast enough you make her evaporate

>> No.14199350

>>14199147
Does that mean we get a new Vinland Saga chapter today?

>> No.14199351

>>14199339
>lilim'ed
that sounds like a fun way to put it in stead of corrupted.
>Lilim chasing a group of human girls
>"YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET LILIM'ED!"

>> No.14199352

>>14199339
A wife stealing her husband? That's not a crime. Fuck this noise, let's go eat some donuts.

>> No.14199355

>>14199352
he still has a job to do!
at least for a few more months

>> No.14199357

>>14199355
Not a crime, not doing your job. Will get you fired, but not a crime. Now if you'd kindly stop bugging your elders, you can avoid a weekend with the K-9 unit.

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>>14199310
better question, what monster girl would be the "ruffians"?

>> No.14199361

>>14199359
I doesn't matter
NO ONE will want Cameron back

>> No.14199363

>>14199359
Goblins with cockney accents.

>> No.14199367

What's the greatest story that can be told with MGs?

>> No.14199368

>>14199361
>NO ONE will want Cameron back
Is he that bad?

>> No.14199369

>>14199361
Can you guys at least take Piers Morgan back?

>> No.14199370

>>14199367
fallen maidens if the MC was less snowflakey

>> No.14199373

>>14199369
No! he is your problem now!
I bet if a mindflayer got into is brain she'd start vomiting.

>> No.14199375

>>14199370
That's not aspiring very high.

>> No.14199377
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Im gettin some soup tonight

>> No.14199379

>>14199359
>various monsters let by a mad hatter

>> No.14199380

>>14198702
Holy shit is she a fennec elf?

>> No.14199381

>>14199377
and thats the wrong image. oh well, it kinda works

>> No.14199383

>>14199377
What kind of soup?
>open up the image
I feel like I'm being watched.

>> No.14199385

>>14199383
Chicken noodle soup, the best kind of soup for cold weather

>> No.14199386

>>14198783
>you will never grab muramasa like she were a barrel and nuzzle and headbutt her ass, then eat her out until she can't stand

>> No.14199387

>>14199367
A team of hero's that get stranded in monster territory and get taken out survival horror style.

>> No.14199390

>Have trouble sleeping at night.
>Sign up for the MGC Daki service.
>As a customer, not employee.
>They have a roster of men and monsters they send out to customers to be used as Dakis.
>Strict no sex rule but it's still basically a glorified dating service.
>The monsters are mostly weresheep and dormice and things of that nature.
>Doorbell rings at 10:30, you go answer it.
>It's a demon. Blue skin, slitted eyes glowing yellow, evil looking black horns.
>She's wearing some kind of skin-tight leather catsuit that shows off an absurdly hourglass-shaped figure.
>She's tall as well; with her high heels she's almost as tall as you.
>Her cold glare freezes you in place when you open the door. This can't possibly be the girl you're waiting for.
>"Are you Anon?" Her voice is emotionless and commanding.
>You say that you are.
>She nods and marches into your home.
>"I'm Verina. I'm from the Daki service. Are you ready for bed? I don't mind waiting a bit if you need some time."
>You immensely regret signing up. You're feeling awkward and a little afraid but you don't want to make this any worse so you decide to go along with it for now.
>You say you're ready and quickly show her around the house.
>In short order you are lying in bed with only the dim light of your bedside lamp to see by and Verina is in your bathroom 'preparing'.
>She comes out a few minutes later wearing a modest white linen nighty with a flower print.
>She's carrying one of those special pillows meant to accommodate horns. It's shaped like a cartoon sheep and kind of looks like a teddy bear.
>She places it next to you and silently slips under the covers, turning the light off on the way in.
>She laid down facing you; you can see her eyes glowing faintly in the darkness.

>> No.14199391

>>14199106
L-lewd!

>> No.14199392

>>14199387
Predator?

>> No.14199394

>>14199390
>After a few moments of silence she inches closer and nudges you.
>Taking the hint, you roll onto your side and hesitantly wrap your arms around her, holding her like you would a daki and silently freaking the fuck out.
>She calmly snuggles into you, wrapping her spade tail around one of your legs and resting her face lightly against yours.
>She's out like a light within seconds.
>You wake up in the morning in the exact same position, with her staring at your face.
>You lock eyes with her and - not knowing what to do - end up stuck like that.
>You spend fifteen minutes staring at each other with her tail drawing lazy circles on the top of your foot.
>After which she wordlessly gets up and leaves the room.
>You find her in the kitchen, still in her pajamas, making pancakes.
>After the two of you have breakfast together she changes back into her normal clothes, gives you a cool but polite goodbye, then leaves.
>She left her pillow on your bed though.
>All you can think is 'what the actual fuck just happened?'

>> No.14199395

>>14199370
A disgraced lilim that works her way from shit to queen of a large demon realm

>> No.14199397

>>14199390
>>14199394
I had high hopes for the leather catsuit but I guess this is okay.

>> No.14199398

>>14198877
Being protective is one thing and it works in this case because human loli but
>MG cockblocking anyone
Come on mang.

>> No.14199399

>>14199394
That demon is a weirdo

>> No.14199401

>>14199392
huh, It does sound like that.

>> No.14199405

>>14199395
Question, how would a lilim get disgraced?

>> No.14199406

>>14199401
>Indian Tracker finds her pussy juices
>Leader says "If it schlicks, we can fuck it"

>> No.14199407

>>14199178
>tears off your clothes
[x]Punch with the fury of a thousand wurms and go get raped by someone more considerate

Clothes cost money and I'm poor.

>> No.14199410

>>14199407
>fury of a thousand worms
How much fury is that? Do Wurms even feel fury?

>> No.14199411

>>14199405
Like this
>>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S14101711#p14105211

>> No.14199412

>>14199405
I got a few ideas
>loses her army and demon realm
>caught in a order trap and loses her power
>betrayed by a demon subordinate or something.

>> No.14199416

>>14199370
>tfw still haven't got around it
I WILL someday fucking hell, just as I'll finish DS 2 and read Moose's Saga to the kuu bug entrance.

>>14199398
She secretly cuntblocks that lowly human bitch germ from you, duh.

>> No.14199417

>>14199106
DIS-GUS-TING!

>> No.14199420

>>14199412
This one is way better >>14199411
It's the greatest disgrace any succubi can suffer.

>> No.14199422

>>14199420
fucking ouch

>> No.14199424

>>14199410
Steal a wurm's cookie and eat it right in front of her, then reconsider that question.

>> No.14199425

>>14199416
dont rush, only 2 stories are translated as of this post

>> No.14199429

>>14199424
>Wurm puts her arm around my shoulder
>"Anon, sometimes friends do things that hurt other friends, but don't really mean to"
>"So when I do what I do next, I want you to know that I really mean to"
>she uses Wurm Coil Power to give you a titty twister

>> No.14199430

>>14199412
>>betrayed by a subordinate or something.
you've just reminded me I need to read red eyes

>> No.14199434

>>14199406
predator would be a jinko or demon right?

>> No.14199435

>>14199315
Yes.
But I want my horses to be Vanilla!
Nice smooth vanilla.

>> No.14199436

>>14199429
>my
>you
I see this anon used an old ninja trick.
>>14199430
Is that finished? I remember picking it up and then leaving it to simmer a long, long time ago.

>> No.14199438

>>14199429
>Wurm full-body Indian burn
Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>> No.14199439

>>14199434
Nah. It'd be some Monoeye who used cheap tricks like superior tech.

>> No.14199441

>>14199436
I don't know, Ima go check

>> No.14199443

>>14199434
Jubjub.

>> No.14199445

>>14199439
>Monoeye preadator

Is that so you can do the "ugly motherfucker" scene?

>> No.14199446

>>14199443
Glowing green blood is now glowing pink love-juice

>> No.14199449

>>14199390
>>14199394
The MG Daki program would like to remind Wendigos who order the service to take it easy and stop running in circles when our employees arrive, they are here to help you relax and have a good night's sleep not wake up your neighbors with awawa sirens

>> No.14199450

>>14199445
N-no. It's so she has an excuse to wear a helmet and keep her species hidden.

>> No.14199452

>You'll never get hugged by a giant slightly chubby St.Bernard Dog girl

>> No.14199455 [SPOILER] 
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Succubutt standing outside your house screaming DO ME!JUST! DO ME! Don't let your dick stay dry.

>> No.14199464

>>14199455
Well, how can I resist such a motivational kick?

>> No.14199470

>>14199455
Can't she be quieter?

>> No.14199474

>>14199455
Be quiet, i just woke up.

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too small, do not want

>> No.14199480

>>14199479
It'll be fine, they stretch

>> No.14199486

>>14199470
>>14199474
She would be if you just shoved your dick down her throat. But you just procrastinate. Yesterday you said tomorrow.

>> No.14199491

>>14199486
I'm just sick and don't wanna make anyone sick as well.

>> No.14199500

Help me come up with an MC who is neither a betamax faggot or a special snowflake gary stu.

>> No.14199501

>>14199500
No.
He must be the strongest thing in the universe or he isn't the MC

>> No.14199503

>>14199501
Well if it works for Saitama.

>> No.14199504

>>14199500
A knight with a 60/40 win record and a liking for cherries

>> No.14199505

>>14199500
Just write a regular guy. Regular Joe is opposite of snowflake stu and will only end up as a betamax faggot if the writer is and is unaware of it.

>> No.14199506

>>14199500
No, you'll most likely fail anyway.

>> No.14199507

>>14199505
That's usually what happens to my MCs, yes.

>> No.14199511

>>14199500
Good luck with that. Any MC that isn't immediately raped or is a higher level than 1 is automatically a gary stu in this place.

>> No.14199513

>>14199500
That one guy from that one harem with giant robots and elves

>> No.14199516

>>14199500
What is the story going to be about?

>> No.14199517

>>14199500
average joe that likes books

>> No.14199518

>>14199516
It's not for a story. This is just a brainstorming session.

>> No.14199520

>>14199511
Would you like some honey in your brine this morning, my lord?

>> No.14199521

>>14199500
trainee magic knight.

>> No.14199522

>>14199500
Drifter who knows martial arts but can't win against multiple enemies without getting severely beaten.

>> No.14199526

>>14199521
The hell is a magic knight?

>> No.14199527

>>14199500
Knight that uses gnome power to use heavy weaponry.

>> No.14199530

>>14199500
This >>14199511 so do whatever you want.

>> No.14199532

>>14199526
Knights that amp their ability's with elements and other effects.

>> No.14199535

>>14199522
>severely beaten
Fuck that.

>> No.14199536

>>14199520
I'm sure this funny and clever in some universe. Too bad it's not this one.

>> No.14199541

>>14199535
All injuries can be cured with bandages.

>> No.14199545

>>14199527
Ima take this one
I find it interesting

>> No.14199547

>>14199500
office worker that has to sort though a demons paperwork

>> No.14199550

>>14199536
A wonderful comeback, your Saltiness. You awe me with your wit.

>> No.14199553

>>14199550
Ironic shitposting aside, Are you seriously gonna pretend I'm wrong?

>> No.14199557

>>14199511
Not the place's fault that a good portion of opposite cases do, in fact, end up in horrific stus.

>> No.14199560

>>14198929
Thanks Doc.

>> No.14199563

>>14199557
I want to read something bad
name some

>> No.14199568

>>14199553
>pretend
You're wrong. I'm not going to bother to give examples, I've done it before and it achieves nothing. You just want to bitch so there's no point engaging you with anything but dumb, dismissive one-liners.

>> No.14199569

>>14199557
They happen sure. But this thread's aversion to anything resembling a competent MC is well documented.

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>>14199526
what>>14199526 said

>> No.14199574

>>14199568
All you've done so far is semi-witty shitposting. So you'll forgive me if I put your opinion straight into the trash.

>> No.14199575

>>14199568
>You just want to bitch so there's no point engaging you.
Fixed that for you. Don't humor his grumping, let him shrivel up in all that salt.

>> No.14199596 [DELETED] 

Anyone who posts about wizards is a shitposter and should fuck off to /tg/

>> No.14199603

>>14199596
Spotted the Succubus with a banana for a tail.

>> No.14199605

>>14199596
Anyone who falls for this bait is an idiot.

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>Shitposting on /mgt/ again? Just come to bed already.

>> No.14199614

>>14199541
A soft yeti hug can cure anything, that's why the paladin with pan-hat yeti has survived

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>>14199596

>> No.14199624

>>14199596
Spotted the filthy martial.

>> No.14199629

>>14199603
>>14199605
>>14199619
>>14199624
Fuck you, you are the most annoying assholes in these threads
>Wizards can do anything
>A N Y T H I N G
>>Why?
>Because they can use magic!
>>Why can't monsters do anything? They can use magic too!
>Because they aren't wizards!
>>And why do we need this shit?
>Because muh invincible monster girls!
Are you fucking serious? Just piss off.

>> No.14199630

>>14199629
Salt for the salt throne!

>> No.14199632

>>14199629
Tut-tut. This is what happens when you get your tail turned into a banana. Do try to keep away from Kakuens until the spell wears off.

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>>14199629

>> No.14199634

>>14199630
>>14199632
>I can't deny any of that!
>I'll just use some memes!

>> No.14199635

>>14195292
>advertisement from a local lich for a mosquito 'assistant' (written after crossed out 'tool')
>makes it a mandatory term for one to bring a husband as apparently she's quite adamant that banging a mosquito in stand-and-carry position after filling her abdomen with ingredients is the best way to mix 'em

>> No.14199636

>>14199634
Yep, that's all your post was worth, unfortunately.

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>>14199629

>> No.14199640

>>14199634
Hmm. It seems we're dealing with a powerful Salt Elemental. Someone must've left a portal open after getting some extra salt on their fish & chips. Harumph.

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>>14199629
Hey buddy. You know a great thing about being a wizard? Not giving a fuck what anyone thinks about wizards.

>> No.14199646

>>14199636
Well it proved there are about 4 of you, that you are all witless, that your only goal with your stupid shit is to rile people up, and that you have absolutely no answer to why you do so much shitposting except to shitpost more.

>> No.14199649

>>14199646
They may be salt-memeing faggots, you're just a worm on a hook.

>> No.14199653

>>14199649
So he's fishing in the Dead Sea?

>> No.14199654

>>14199649
I thought maybe one of them was just a harmless shmuck that got caught in the wrong crowd, but apparently they are all in this faggotry together.

>> No.14199656

>>14199646
>Bitch about a thing you don't like out of nowhere
>accuse others of shitposting
What were you expecting?

>> No.14199658

>>14199654
You can't win. Ever.

>> No.14199659

>>14199653
He's fishing with a salt-baited book in the Dead Sea, yes. I don't know what he thought he'd accomplish.

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>wizard crap
>arguing about wizard crap
Really guys...? Don't you have better things to do?

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14199662

fuck your salty wizard hate
im here for the salamanders

>> No.14199663

>>14199656
>Out of nowhere
>Something is mentioned multiple times a thread
>Out of nowhere

>> No.14199665

>>14199661
Well, Billy thinks his opinion somehow matters/should matter to people. You know how it is.

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>>14199661
No need to hate because you don't have a sweet tower.

>> No.14199668

>>14199662
hear hear!
fire lizard girls are awesome!

>> No.14199669

>>14199661
Boss called me saying I could take the day off so...

>> No.14199672

>>14199669
And you have literally nothing else to do

>> No.14199673

>>14199663
>my trigger shows up in the search, therefore my sperging is warranted

Dude, take a break, seriously.

>> No.14199675

>>14199665
This is a great line coming from the guy that no one would play with as a kid because he'd throw a fit if things didn't go exactly how he wanted them to

>> No.14199682

>>14199629
He's right, to an extent. It's annoying how their invincibility and jerkiness is shoved in since we've got Lilims being rightfully shun for disposing those, and them sometimes giving off the vibe of a memer power fantasy self-insert is just straight bad. Kinda bastardizing to the origins too as far as my (little) experience with fantasy goes.

>> No.14199684

>>14199675
>projection: The Post

Also,
>playing with other kids

>> No.14199687

>>14199612
This image is pressing dangerous buttons in the dick center of my brain

>> No.14199691

>>14199687
It's not getting up then?

>> No.14199696 [DELETED] 

>>14199634
>>14199629
>we DON'T need wizards because there are no all-raping unbeatable monstergirls and the assholes who use them to shitpost
>>14199040
>>14198462
>>14198419
>>14198417
>>14198414
>>14198391
>>14198390
>>14198382
>>14198364
>>14198354
>>14198307
>>14198300
>>14198273
>>14198302
>anyone who doesn't want the setting to be only about "be human get raped" is a maledomfag, salty or gary stu

I just don't care anymore.jpg

>> No.14199697

>>14199682
Not really. It's just a fun thing that's been around for years. Though the faggot doing the "wizard wat do?" has really worn out his welcome since he's been doing it every day for weeks now. But that's just typical /mgt/.

"Hey, this joke was funny once. I know! Let's keep pushing that same button and run it into the ground."

Like fucking commercial guy.

>> No.14199701

>>14199368
He's not quite Tony Abbott levels of actual saturday morning villiany, but he fits the definition of the word "cunt" to the letter.

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>>14199696
Welcome to /mgt/.

>> No.14199706

I would like to place an emergency order with the MG daki service, please deliver someone strong and cuddly that can wrap their big, meaty paws around the angry shitposter so he can't type and chills out with a nap

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>>14199596
>>14199624
Whoa whoa. There is no reason that you can't be martial and wizard at the same time.
In fact, you can Muscleventure with an entire party of high strength classes.

>The Muscle Wizard - a human man who has honed his Musclemind to such a degree that reality itself bends with his flex. His magic wand has dispatched many a fiendish villainess.
>The Muscle Cleric - a dray Bicorn who worships the ideals of love, togetherness, and gains. Keeps the party together with her own special brand of magic and uplifting motivation.
>The Muscle Fighter - a Kraken who has managed to buff out all of her tentacles. Grapples most threats into submission. Gives the best group hugs.
>The Muscle Rogue - a Kunoichi of such thickness and muscular control that she can accomplish great feats of stealth while carrying heavy objects. The only thing more baffling than a seemingly invisible opponent is one who quietly opened the castle doors and walked out with a golden statue.
>The Muscle Ranger - a Cupid with thighs that could support waterfront housing and favored enemy Man. Uses thrown allies as projectiles, flexes with her greatbow for exercise. Has an incongruous teacup Kobold for a companion.
>The Muscle Bard - Ghandharva that walks around strapped into a gigantic one-man-band apparatus linked to her major muscle groups. Plays by flexing, mostly shouts strength-related lyrics.
>The Muscle Monk - a Hinezumi that's so thick even her tail could support your weight. Believes in absolute purity of form, but loves to eat so sloughs off the excess calories in the most literal BURNS.

I mean, that's not the greatest set of examples but you can inject a heaping helping of physique into ANY class.

>> No.14199710

>>14199705
>implying I don't know where we are
>Implying I didn't write that as well

>> No.14199711

>>14199682
He's not, really. He's assuming a lot of things about what people think and taking the worst of all of them.
Wizards, when mentioned in these threads, are either mentioned as a road to power (study extremely hard for a long time and you can actually face down powerful monsters) for people who don't want to be a victim in MGE which since its a personal fantasy is hardly objectionable, or as a silly part of the setting that involves stupid bullshit and just generally being a jerk without coming across as godlike -- cursing people with irritating problems, etc. Moreover they'd make poor self inserts since the prevailing trend is that they don't get to have sex at all.

But since he'd Motte and Bailey the fuck out of any argument anyone makes there's no point in engaging him.

>> No.14199712

>>14199697
>"Hey, this joke was funny once. I know! Let's keep pushing that same button and run it into the ground."
That's how the internet works tho, we have it easy.

>> No.14199714

>>14199710
>it was me Austin!
Son of a bitch.

>> No.14199716

>>14199708
>Making everyone learn the grapple rules
>For TEN limbs
>Making everyone learn the throwing rules
I'd rocks fall the lot of them.

>> No.14199718

I just wanna find two days where I have shit all to do and have my arachne waifu tie me up in her web and blindfold me, pump me full of her venom and just milk me for twenty four hours straight as she never leaves my side and whispers sweet lewd nothings into my ear. Then I want the day after that to just snuggle and recuperate. Yet this will never happen.

>> No.14199719

Humans can beat monsters because spirit energy. I don't got to explain shit.

>> No.14199720

>>14199706
The only shitposter here is The person that keeps replying which is you and now is me but I'll happily be a Jinko's daki

>> No.14199721

>>14199719
Kamina please, you're dead.

>> No.14199722

>>14199716
Just take the traveler d20 grappling rules and use those. Much simpler and much more effective.

>> No.14199724

>>14199714
What kind of MGs would be the biggest Stone Cold fans? Oni?

>> No.14199726

>>14199719
humans win because spiral power, who the hell do you think I am?

>> No.14199731

>>14199724
Not sure.

I do know a certain Taker would be very popular with the undead.

>> No.14199734

>>14199711
>without coming across as godlike
Oh come on, literally everything involving a wizard has them doing anything at all they want because of magic. If THAT isn't godlike, I'd like to hear what you think "godlike" means

>> No.14199735

>>14199711
Fair point.

>> No.14199736

>>14199734
Gods have fabulous abs and they fuck stuff. Magic is just magic.

>> No.14199742

>>14199731
Would Lesnar be popular with the Centaurs and Minotaurs?
There's so many possibilities.

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>Not cucking your monster waifu

kek monsters are sluts who deserve no less

>> No.14199747

>>14199724
What sort of monstergirl would be the most into JOHN CENA?!

>> No.14199749

>>14199742
I'm sure they would at least like his dumb sword tattoo.

>> No.14199751

>>14199736
And that means using magic to fuck the Sun or whatever isn't godlike

>> No.14199755

>>14199747
Overused and busted MGs. So, Cheshire, manticore, hellhound.

>> No.14199756

>>14199411
What does her hair turning orange mean? I think the implications of that flew over my head.

>> No.14199757

>>14199747
But anon, they can't even see him.

>> No.14199760

>>14199751
Not if its just making it dark in an area, no. These are well-defined magical traits that any monstergirl that was so inclined/magically capable could do. You'd really want to set a Lich against them to see how powerful the wizard is.

>> No.14199761

>>14199757
I'm now imagining a monoeye with a Never Give Up shirt in the crowd

>> No.14199764

>>14199751
I guess it would be godlike in the sense that gods would want to do it, but again, magic is magic, why should your feeble mind be allowed to put restraints on it?

>> No.14199768

>>14199761
Will senpai notice her today?

>> No.14199770

>>14199746
Would you cuck her with a faceless human girl?

>> No.14199772

>>14199770
of course

>> No.14199773

>>14199768
Never.

>> No.14199776

>>14199768
Only if she has Cancer.

>> No.14199778

>>14199773
Such is the fate of the monoeye I suppose.

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14199785

>People talking about how posting wizards is a meme
>The only two notable things I've ever contributed to these threads have either become memes apparently, or tired threadcanon which got old quickly

Maybe I should reevaluate myself.

>> No.14199792

>>14199770
>Man being ridden by fat faceless tumblrina
>I'm sorry honey, I can't live without this boymaker anymore!
>Fucking you would be literally raping all human women!

>> No.14199793

>>14199772
That's just evil.

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>>14199785
>Taking credit for asshole wizards

You think far too highly of yourself.

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>>14199749
>swords
>dumb in any way

>> No.14199798

>>14199796
Have you seen that tattoo?

>> No.14199801

>>14199796
No, go look at it. It's really dumb.

>> No.14199806

>>14199795
I did the banana tail thing, which seemed to be the spark of the subject.

Maybe I should reevaluate myself so I don't think so highly of myself, instead.

>> No.14199809

>>14199798
>>14199801
THAT'S a sword?

>> No.14199812

>>14199806
This thread has been posting wizards long before that, and you know it.

>> No.14199814

>>14199792
>Waifu can only watch as her husband easily impregnates her, something that never happened to her, despite months of trying.
>She's forced to leave and watch the fatty treat him like trash.

>> No.14199815

>>14199809
I told you!

>> No.14199818

>>14199812
They have. I did what I do best and just jumped on a bandwagon.

>> No.14199822

>>14199785
Asshole wizards are a time-honored trope, anon.

>> No.14199827

>>14199822
What about a really chill wizard who's sad because everyone treats him like he's about to put a curse on them?

>> No.14199841

>>14199827
>Wizards
>Caring what other people think

>> No.14199844

>>14199827
Don't think I've ever seen that. Could make a decent short story.

>> No.14199851

>>14199841
;^)

>> No.14199877

Please remember to properly watch your zombies hug intake lest she become addicted.
If you need a hug and your zombie's reached her limits, why not try a yeti?
All fluff, all love, all warmth.
Yetis! Try them today!

This ad was paid for by the Himillayan Hug Committee of Tibet

>> No.14199881

>>14199827
>pussy eeyore wizard

NAH

>> No.14199886

>>14199877
Darn yetis, thinking they own a monopoly on hugs. I can hug whoever I want!

>> No.14199887

>>14199877
Why not both? I'd rather hug a yeti than a zombie, but thepromise of wightdom in the future is too tempting, have you seen the hips and thighs on those girls?. Shit ain't fair.

>> No.14199888
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14199888

What are you a buncha faggots?

Snuggling? Hugs? Do some fighting!

Join me as I foight 'round the world!

>> No.14199889

>>14199886
May want to be careful there chum.
Don't want to stumble into an alley and run into some ladies who will hug your kneecaps do you?

>> No.14199893

>>14199888
I don't think you've thought this through
Who exactly will you be fighting?

>> No.14199896

>>14199888
Fighting is stupid and mean! Wouldn't you rather have an education?

>> No.14199900

>>14199888
>foight
>Jersey Accent

BY FIRE BE PURGED AND FALL FOREVERMORE.

>> No.14199901

>>14199888
I missed you Buffcubus

>> No.14199908

>>14199888
Trying to imagine a Jubjub fighting and all I can think of her is doing flying body tackles. She misses most of the time and ends up with her ass sticking up in the air. I will defend my waifu's honour, she can cheer me on.

>> No.14199912

>>14199900
>Jersey Accent

Also possibly many of the UK-derived accents (Irish, Cockney, etc). Don't make the other Americans look stupid, anon.

>> No.14199915

>>14199887
Such a shame.
I just hope you don't run into some girls on the way home tonight.
City's awfully dangerous for a man to be out on his own.
May find yourself hugged if you don't watch your step

>> No.14199917

>>14199887
What if a zombie hugs me first, then a yeti wraps us both in a hug with her giant paws?

>> No.14199919

>>14199893
This is what I have wondered too, who would we be fighting? Other husband and wife duos?

>> No.14199920

>>14199912
>>14199900
Its strayan you uncultured cunts.

>> No.14199923

>>14199919
>HaremTrainer
>Fighting with his harems of up to six at a time
>NotPokeCenters are actually love hotels to help them recharge after a day of travelling

Might B Cool

>> No.14199925

>>14199920
Listen here, ya cunt, under no circumstances does a straylian say foight
It's more of a fiyght, than foight, ya cunt

>> No.14199926

>>14199888
Hey. It's the babe from Gladiatress!

>> No.14199928
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>>14199900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpokjMDGM60

OI DID YOU BLOCK MY SHOT M8!?

>> No.14199931

>>14199920
Russel Crowe is a kiwi though

>> No.14199935

>>14199931
Only an Aussie would make that distinction, like that guy who was saying how other country's accents were shitty by giving the worst examples then saying bogan didn't count for Oz.

>> No.14199936

>>14199925
Not my fault south park fucked it up m8, and you're wrong anyway, it depends on where you go, really.

>>14199931
Born there, but he doesn't have a kiwi accent.

>> No.14199938

>>14199935
I think a kiwi would be more likely to point that out in an attempt to feel relevant

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>>14199888
Quiet you, go be a good bunny slut.

>> No.14199941

>>14199923
We've had this idea thrown up a couple of times in the past. I kind of want it, maybe even as a ROM hack with sprite-ified MGE girls.

>> No.14199952

>>14199940
damn I wanna snuggle her like an overgrown buff puppy and patronizingly tell her how strong and powerful she is.

>> No.14199955

>>14199917
Hug the zombie till she's reached her allotted time before turning to the yeti

>> No.14199957

>>14199955
Hug the zombie from the front while the yeti hugs her from behind.

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>>14199940
How's about you piss off you whiny lil cunt?

Maybe I should tear off your clothes in public and let you walk home nude? You want that to happen boyo?

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14199962

>>14199959

>> No.14199973

>>14199923
>That one trainer who gets it in his head that if he give's his girls a bunch of calcium then they'll be unbeatable.
>His Holst is the only one who looks normal while the familiar struggles to lift her tits, the salamander keeps getting off balance due to new bouncing, the Sahuagin looks slightly smug as her new tits stretch out her one piece, Wurm doesn't care either way despite having the biggest, the fairy is just a pair of tits with a girl attached.
>Can't move for shit but their special attack is unrivaled.

>> No.14199978

>>14199957
What does the MGC Health Dept recommend for zombie hug charge times? Keep in mind this is 1 human + 1 yeti

>> No.14199981

>>14199973
Is their Sp.Atk just augument by the high pressure streams of milk that accompany their special moves?

>> No.14199984

>>14199981
>Sahguagin uses Hydro Cannon
>The extra milk makes it a guaranteed One Shot

>> No.14199985
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14199985

Dog

>> No.14199989
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14199989

>>14199985
More dog

>> No.14199992

>>14199985
Good dog.

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>>14199989
Increasingly fluffier dogs

>> No.14199995
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>>14199994
Dangerously fluffy dog

>> No.14199996

>>14199981
Nah, it's just the innate magic of tits.
that's just a bonus

>Has a rival who gets a similar idea but with protein.
>Ogre is almost literal mountain of muscle, his vampire is pouty because it's hard to look elegant when he shirts keep ripping, Black Harpy looks so heavy that the only reason she can fly is because of the muscles, the Alice is still cheerful despite the fact that she looks like she's on steroids, wendigo still awawawawa's even though she's HEUG, and his unicorn looks like she went to the paladin academy.
>Keeps wondering why he always loses the Monster Girl Contests for beauty.

>> No.14199999

Reminder to everyone that Disgaea 5 has Succubuts, Zombie Maids, Cat girls and Alrunes.

>> No.14200001

>>14199996
Good god, think of the windpower that Black harpy can generate with all that muscle
One flap makes Gust and Wing Attack look like a gentle breeze in the Fall

>> No.14200002

>>14199888
>She rapes her directors and she rapes her fans.
>It's a problem no one understands
>If there's two things she loves, it's raping and
>Rapin 'Round the World!

>> No.14200004

>>14199985
>>14199989
>>14199994
>>14199995
All lovely dogs. I want the mastiff one.

>> No.14200005

>>14199985
>>14199989
>>14199994
>>14199995
I like these cats.
Good work Hyphen.

>> No.14200006

>>14200005
>Cats

>> No.14200007

>>14199999
Too bad I don't like Disgaea

>> No.14200008

>>14199996
>Wendigo on protein
>So big, even her "awawawa" has changed
>It now sounds like a bomb raid siren

>> No.14200010

>>14200001
Exactly.
It's a beautiful strategy, figuratively of course.
Apparently the philistines judging the monster girl contests don't understand how abs can be lovely.
That and the girl's get pretty fussy when he brings around a new batch of protein drink...

>>14200008
Growl can eat it's heart out.

>> No.14200013

>>14200010
>Awawawa Wendigo uses Growl
>Foe's Attack, Defence, Sp.Atk, Sp.Def, Speed was harshly lowered!
>Foe is now Paralysed!

>> No.14200015

>>14199996
>Wendigo getting praise and high fives for her "Come with me if you want to lift" shirt
>awawawa overload

>> No.14200018

>>14200013
>Excellent! Wendigo! Use blizzard!
>Wendigo ignores the command, wendigo uses Growl
>"Uhhh...tackle?"
>Wendigo uses Growl
>"How about sle-"
>Wendigo faints.

>> No.14200019

>>14200013
>Wendigo is confused
>She ran in circles in confusion!

>> No.14200021

>>14198341
>Slime
Flammenwerfer

>> No.14200023

>>14198385
Ushis, dragons and liches aren't unkillable.

>> No.14200029

>>14198829
>That stance
>One-handing a weapon when you can use both
Moral support at best.

>> No.14200035

>>14199996
>A different trainer get's a bunch of rare candies to level up his girls.
>They're all level 100 but the lack of effort's left them a little....'unfit' for battle.
>The red oni has a pot belly and just lazes on the couch all day, the kobold is a fat lap dog who only cuddles, the Yukionna's been nicknamed 'santa' by an equally large ignis, the pixie is pretty much a stress ball at this point, and his mantis is far too large to be stealthy.
>Doesn't even fight the gyms because it's 'too easy' and just stays home with them all...Along with the fact that he doesn't want to be shown up by a guy who put in effort train his girls.

>> No.14200041

I want to live a wonderful life with Cancer

>> No.14200047

>>14200041
You gonna get scrubbed

>> No.14200048

>>14200035
Remember your IVs and EVs, kids.
Your Intimacy Values and your Eroticism Values.

Eroticism is something that can be passed down by parents, but Intimacy can only be gained through hard work and love between your monstergirl companions.

>> No.14200050
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fluffy dragon crotch, a serious competitor to fluffy warriorbunny crotch

>> No.14200058

>>14200050
Cutting it close there buddy.

>> No.14200063
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Courtesy of Blizzard

>> No.14200067
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>>14200058
It's a dangerous but sexy game, this minimal censorship thing.

>> No.14200068

>>14200050
You probably should have extended your censors past her areolae and carpet.

>> No.14200072

>>14199746
Manticore with big and fat tailpussy stealing anon from his girlfriend.
y/n?

>> No.14200076

>>14200072
And the girlfriend is a..?

>> No.14200079

>>14200050
uncensored link please?
nice to see a girl with some hair down there

>> No.14200080

>>14200048
>Man's original six girl's are lazy and treat him more like their servant than master at times
>He eventually knocks them all up at the same time and decides to raise his daughters the old fashioned way after they are born.
>They become his new team of six that seem to love him more than anything in the world, getting a little angry at how their moms treat him like a servant.
>Daughterus all take their dad away one day after they've reached level 100 and tell their moms that they won't have him back till they learn to appreciate him.
>The moms eventually become less haughty after spending a month away from their trainer, realizing how lonely they are without him.
>Cue mother/daughter/father snuggle pile

>> No.14200083

>>14200076
Default female human or monoeye for maximum rage-inducement.

>> No.14200086

>>14200072
>Manticore's with bigger and bulbier tailpussies stealing boyfriends away from smaller tailpussy Manticores

Tell me Mr. Anon, does your hatred of Manticores make this situation good or bad?

It is after all a Manticore being NTRed away but still involved a Manticore.

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>>14200079
filename's the Pixiv ID except for the 'c' of course

>> No.14200095

>>14200086
Ahhhh the manticore is doing the stealing from >>14200083, and I'm ambivalent about them.

>> No.14200096

>>14200072
I want to use Hathor milk to help those small tail pussy manticores get bigger ones by pouring hathor milk into them directly!

>> No.14200099
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14200099

C is for the punmaster

i missed a day i need to catch up fuk

>> No.14200102

>>14200072
I would prefer some vanilla manticore, so N.

>> No.14200105

>>14200099
D is for Dullahan
Shut up, Iua know how this goes now.

>> No.14200109

>>14200091
Is that from GATE

>> No.14200110

>>14200099
C is for cute and also cheesy jokes.

>> No.14200111

>>14200102
Fair enough, n it is.

>> No.14200113

>>14200105
D is for dick girls.

>> No.14200118

>>14200096
>Little manticore with a tiny tail pussy that can barely grip her boyfriends member get's him taken away by a maticore with a bigger one.
>Cue milk job
>Walks up to her boyfriend and his new girlfriend, the former tied to a chair, and, with a shit eating grin, flops the largest tail pussy they've ever seen on the table, a monster so large that he could fist it with little trouble.
>Something they do later in bed for makeup sex.

>> No.14200119

>>14200099
Nice. But you need to do a Cheshire now. Seriously.

>> No.14200120

>>14200099
She looks alot more different now. Cute face, but there's something about her expression in the old drawings that I find just as charming.

>> No.14200125

>>14200099
Nice.

>> No.14200133

>>14200119
We need more Cheshire art like we need more zombie media.

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>>14200133
We could always use more Zombie girl art though, preferably involving the transition between to Wighthood.

>> No.14200151

>>14200144
transition to*
Forgot to omit a word.

>> No.14200152
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14200152

Shoulda posted this to begin with, my apologies

Each line is roughly a foot

>> No.14200153

>>14200099
neat

>>14200109
yeah

>> No.14200154

>>14200144
That is one fat behind.

>> No.14200162

>>14200152
>Each line is roughly a foot

All manlets

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>>14200154
While he isn't into drawing outright nudity, Loen can draw excellent bodies.

>> No.14200168

>>14200163
Loen has this magical ability to make everything he draws erotic without going full nudity

>> No.14200172

>>14200162
>6'6 is manlet
Where do you live? Kenya?

>> No.14200177

>>14200162
But they are girls

>> No.14200183
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14200183

Anons, anons, the war between Horse Pussy Kingdom and Undead Pussy Kingdom is over in a truce!

All the combatants are going home and the traumatized raised Undead Horse Pussy need love, compassion, and healing!

Horse Pussy Kingdom is offering all human male counselors incentives to join the Horse Pussy Kingdom ranks to help our veterans properly recover both physically and mentally!

Undeath does not mean the end of life or love! Be a friend, be a lover, or just be a kind samaritan so that our Veterans can better readjust to peacetime conditions!

>> No.14200185

>>14200172
Yes

>> No.14200194

>>14200183
Fucking zebra

>> No.14200196

>>14200183
Hey, everybody needs a break. Sign me up

>> No.14200199

>>14200183
I'd rather not.

>> No.14200206

>>14199186
oh god those hips/thighs
You are truely a god/madman amongst us.

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>>14200183
>Hecarim
I'd rather Skarner. There's a scorpion pussy kingdom right?

>> No.14200214

>>14200183
i would volunteer, an undead bicorn waifu would be excellent. i'd still get to keep my first waifu around

>> No.14200216

>>14200133
What about a Wight Cheshire?

>> No.14200222

>>14200214
>Bicorn
>Implying she isn't an undead unicorn paladin who just wants to hide her shame.

>> No.14200224

>>14200216
No. Memecat needs to be out to rest.

>> No.14200232

>>14200224
But I want it.

>> No.14200235

>>14200216
I'd prefer a Wight Kejourou.

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>>14200224
How about this particular cat?

>> No.14200237

>>14200235
That could be good too. Or a Wight Demon.

>> No.14200238
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>>14200072
No, NTR is shit.

>> No.14200241

>>14200237
Can Demons actually attain undeath?

>> No.14200248

>>14200067

Ran-sama makes my heart go GAKAKAKAKA!

>> No.14200249

>>14200241
Only if they die on their own plane of origin.

>> No.14200251

>You'll never be the de facto leader of a secret organization that prevents monstergirls from conquering the world by working behind the scenes in the world stage
>They will never not find out about your existence due to how well you erase traces of your doings, good enough for them to never succeed in seeing the world fuck for the sake of humanity's survival

>> No.14200253

>>14200251
Good.

>> No.14200256

>>14200224
>Hate memecats for a while
>tfw my waifu is a memecat
I don't want her to find about my past

>> No.14200257

>>14200236
I want to fuck silly that particular cat.

>> No.14200262

>>14200241

Apparently there can be Wight versions of all succubi.

So there could even be a Wight Titania

>> No.14200263

>>14200251
i read that as erase traces of your dongs, at first.

>> No.14200265
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The [email protected] delegation is proud to present /mgt/ with this little Monster Girl as a showing of good faith, please, treat her well. Thank you.

>> No.14200266

>>14200262
Of course.
If it can go zombie then it can go wight

>> No.14200268

>>14200265
I would protect that.

>> No.14200271

>>14200236
Worst cheshire. Which is saying a lot.

>> No.14200274

>>14200183
Sorry, I'm already in the ringtail consortium helping one girl get ready to fit her "Corporate Fat Cat" costume.

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14200277

A fluffy ryu?

>> No.14200278

>>14200222
you can imply what you want for yourself. i'd want a shameless bicorn gray guard paladin then

>> No.14200279

>>14200277
How did you learn about my Ryu/Kitsune hybrid?

WHO TOLD YOU?!

>> No.14200282

>>14200277
Nonsense!

>> No.14200283

>>14200265
It's nice to see outsiders being nice for once.

>> No.14200285

>>14200277
Stop this madness.

>> No.14200286

>>14200277
Quetzalcoatl?

>> No.14200288

>>14200235

So would I. That sounds nice.

>> No.14200289

>>14200279
Does she have 9 snakebodies?

>> No.14200295

>>14200289
No, she's just got the one and eight tails sprouting from above her rear.
Along with infinite cosmic power.

Good thing she's just a loli right now, the only thing she demands is cookies.

Although I will need to find a way to keep her under control as the years go on.

>> No.14200298

>>14199999
Checked, Confirmed, and Rejoicing.

>> No.14200302

>>14200295
God help you anon, I can only imagine how haughty she is, at least in public.

>> No.14200307

>>14199999
Doesn't it have kitsunes too?

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>>14200277

>> No.14200317

>>14200302
She's smug without a doubt, I can tell you that much.
She loves to ride around on my shoulders with those eight tails of hers fanned out and she has that "O-HOHOHOHO" laugh down pat.

Still, it's pretty easy to knock her down a peg by rubbing her earfins or massaging her tails.

I do need to really keep her away from the sweets though because she's getting a little pudgy.

>> No.14200325

I remember some anon was talking about a Falling Down-esque CYOA. Is it pastebinned/worth reading?

>> No.14200328

>>14200316
The Lamiyeti is still in alpha, it's not supposed to be in the wild yet!

>> No.14200332

>>14200328

It escaped. It now wanders with no purpose other than to give travelers suffering from the cold a nice warm embrace.

>> No.14200335

>>14200277
No, I want a Baby Ryu!
BABY!
CUTE
ADORABLE
BABY!

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>>14200091
Fixed.

>> No.14200341

>>14200335
What color?
I have a few orhans wiggling about that you could take if you want.

>> No.14200342

>>14200335
Fall outfit loli ryu
fluffy winter outfit ryu!

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>> No.14200349

>>14200344
Oh lordy, my heart....

>> No.14200355

>>14200341
I'll take all of them.

>> No.14200358

>>14200344
This is my weakness.

>> No.14200361

>>14200342
All girls look better in winter clothes, Yukionna, Anubis, etc

>> No.14200362

>>14200344
that is so adorable

>> No.14200366 [DELETED] 

>>14200099
>tfw no Charon-Lich

>> No.14200367

>>14200355
You sure?
The green is your normal, cuddle bug but the blue one is pretty shy, although she does love to do sneak hugs. The reds got more energy than a kobold pup and that yellow one's a bit fussy, along with being attention hungry.

It'll be whole lot of them fr you to watch over.

>> No.14200378

>>14200344
That dude has a Spider on him! Lemme get the swatter!

>> No.14200389

>You will never be in an unhappy, unsatisfying relationship with a monster girl knowing the only reason that she picked you was because she was incredibly desperate for spirit energy.

>> No.14200394

>>14200367
I'll take them all on anyway. By the end of the month, they'll be so happy that rainbows follow them wherever they go.

>> No.14200397

>>14200394
Just get ready for cuddling.
Lots and lots of cuddling.

>> No.14200399

>>14200241
Word of God is that almost all monsters can become at least one type of undead.

>> No.14200409

If you shaved a fluffy Ryu would you find scales or that weird, pasty skin on her tail?

>> No.14200416

DINGO KOBOLDS WITH EXTREMELY STRONG AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS WHEN???

>> No.14200417

>>14200409
Scales

>> No.14200420
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>>14200397
I'm going to put each tiny ryu in a sleeping bag, and hug them all at once, two to an arm.

>> No.14200423

>>14200416
A DINGO WANTS TO HAVE MY BABY!

>> No.14200431

>you will never commandeer a magitech floating city in the sky as a haven for those pursued by wurms and ushi-onis

>> No.14200434

>>14200325
No. It started good but got fucked up about halfway through. It was done by Bob anyway, in the long long ago, in the time before Truckercore.

>> No.14200446

>>14200434
>halfway
You're quite generous, anon.

>> No.14200448

>>14200420
Enjoy the giggling, wiggling girls Anon.
God help you when puberty comes

>> No.14200450

>>14200446
What was wrong with it, other then Bob?

>> No.14200453

>>14200389
It's not like men would be invariably unhappy. Could you tell me with a straight face someone, other than a lactose intolerant waste of skin, would be unhappy with a holst for example? Ending up with a MG you weren't planning for does not have to be bad, you could learn to love each other in time. Few ways this ends bloody is being up with a cunt or something you hate/are scared of. Really.

>> No.14200459

>>14200423
>>14200416
>"OI YE FECKING POOFTAH, GIT OVAH 'EHE AND COME ON A WAKKA-BUT WIT ME, YER ME MAN NOW, INNIT?"
>she's like 5'1, cocky, smug, and extremely cute

>> No.14200461

>>14200459
>But you can't understand a damn thing she says

>> No.14200465

>>14200265
Gonna pet her

>> No.14200482

>>14200459
I want to take a crazy Pittsburgh girl home
>Are you headed to the Stillers game? Some jegoff hit my cehr at the Jint Iggle and I don't want to look like an esshole, I beat him with my own shopping curt on the way out

>> No.14200487

>>14200448
>God help you when puberty comes

I'll encourage them all to find their own husbands, and do everything in my power to make sure they live happy lives with other worthy men.

I'll keep 12 days' worth of stamina potions and some Humpty Egg slime jelly locked away in a safe, just in case. If it ends up happening anyway, I'll make sure I don't have to pick favourites.

>> No.14200495

>>14200461
>But you can't understand a damn thing she says

>It doesn't matter and she still loves you regardless
>it's the same with you
>She tries talking to you
>"IT'S TIMUH FUH BREKKIE, LAD, COM UN' AN IT GET ET, YE TOSSER."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"BREKKIE, INNIT?"
>"you lost me,"
>"BREKKIE!!!!"
>"I don't follow..."
>She gets all mad, flustered, and indignant, blushing and stomping her feet, bearing her teeth with her ears pressed against her head

>> No.14200502

>>14200495
>Eventually you get to a point where you can somewhat understand her
>But she's too damn cute when she's flustered that playing the dumb harem protagonist a bit longer wouldn't hurt

>> No.14200507

>>14200495
>"BREKKIE!!!!"
Oh I am dying

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>> No.14200528

>>14200487
Of course they'd go for you!

The green one loves you too much to move on.
The blue one only feels safe around you.
You're the only one who keeps up with red.
And yellow hasn't met anyone that exceeds her standards like you do.

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>> No.14200538 [DELETED] 

>>14200529
Fuck whoever drew this piece of shit.

>> No.14200539

>>14199500
>Musician
he would love to have a relationship but his band just signed to a major label and they're starting a 1 1/2 year world tour

>> No.14200542

>>14200538
Did you wake up with snakes in your pants this morning?

>> No.14200547

>>14200522
Cute.

>> No.14200549 [DELETED] 

>>14200542
Fuck off.

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>>14200538
>>14200549
But why though?

>> No.14200570

>>14200555
Because grumpy alps are gonna grump.

>> No.14200574

>>14200555
Nobody would fucking fall for something that stupid looking unless their brain didn't function properly.

>> No.14200585

>>14199315
I always thought Nightmares looked really cuddly. And they give you good dreams!

>> No.14200587

>>14200574
It's not your fault.

>> No.14200607

>>14200574
What if he thinks they want him to think it's a trap?

>> No.14200611

did anyone finish that sad lilim greentext a few threads back?

>> No.14200612

>>14200607
Then he should kill himself if he's that stupid.

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>>14199708
Become the muscle wizard.

>> No.14200619

>>14200614
Go back to /tg/ you faggot.

>> No.14200628

>>14200344
This reminds me of Jeff the robot spider from Questionable Content.

Small, cutesy, brightly colored, but you still get freaked out when he crawls all over you because FUCKING SPIDER.
Still adorable, but I would be unnerved all the same.

>> No.14200630

>>14200574
>you're on your first mission
>you're scared shitless because you have to 'evict' a convent of snakegirls from some ancient temples
>you see something at the top of the rocks
>you can't make out what it fully looks like
>you just see it has a tail
>so you hide behind a corner to draw your sword and attack it
>but you can't get your sword unsheathed
>you look at your arm and there's another hand on it
>attached to a girl
>a CUTE girl
>with a tail
>fuck
>maybe you shouldn't have slept in that 'Monster Strategy 101' class

>> No.14200638

>>14200619
What are you, blind? It's clearly the /m/ variant. And I don't want to go back there. I tried the other night. There were shitposters claiming Try was better than GBF. It was awful.

>> No.14200639 [DELETED] 

>>14200630
Don't reply to me with your garbage.

>> No.14200643

>>14200639
I was just meaning to give a reason why he would fall for such an elaborate ruse. You don't have to be a bitch about it.

>> No.14200647

>>14200183
Might be cool, sign me up for the biggest toned undead horse pussy.

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>>14200639
This slimegirl will cheer you up.

>> No.14200653

>>14200639
Alright who let /v/ in? Seriously if you're just going to hate everything do it there.

>> No.14200657

>>14200183
I'm good on that one. I'm just chilling with the forest elves.
They're queen won't let me leave the forest. She's closed all the gates. HELP ME.
or at least send a hobbit...

>> No.14200665

>>14200657
>They're
fuck me in my stupid ass it's time for a nap

>> No.14200671

>>14200651
Slimes are fucking pains in the ass, they get their slime everywhere and are fucking annoying.

>>