Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:15:49 2015 No.14197511 [Reply] [Original]

Wasshoi!
Ninja shall perish!
Yeeart!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:16:19 2015 No.14197513 Monstergirls are for _______

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:17:14 2015 No.14197516 >>14197513 Ignoring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:17:31 2015 No.14197518 >>14197513 Cuddlefucking and impregnation. Also eskimo kisses and handholding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:17:56 2015 No.14197521 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, Harpy catchs Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go fishing with a harpy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:18:07 2015 No.14197524 >>14197500 Do the men foam at the mouth?

Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:18:08 2015 No.14197526
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Hate to disappoint you guys but she doesn't fill her breasts with blood (though she is also not noted to be fundamentally petite so there may be some tall and busty individuals). It's just a reference to the red organ between her breasts. Here's the tweet that started that misunderstanding:

Question: いつもは憎らしいあの虫がこんなに可愛くなるなんて……。
I always hate those bugs, how could you make them so cute.....

吸った血液は、昆虫型のお腹の中に貯めこまれている感じですか？
Is it like the blood they suck is stored inside the insectoid stomach?

KC's reply:

そうですね～、胸元とお腹の所に血を溜めています（魔力混入で保存されています）
That's right~ They store blood around the stomach and breasts. (It's mixed with mana and stored).

もちろん一気にこれだけ吸ったわけでなく、溜め込んだ結果ですがｗ
Of course, they don't suck that much all at once. It's the result of storing it up w

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:18:43 2015 No.14197529 File: 121 KB, 751x1024, 1443065441190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197513 Loving and comforting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:19:26 2015 No.14197534 >>14197513 Turning other people into more monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:19:56 2015 No.14197536 >>14197524 Why wouldn't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:20:54 2015 No.14197538 I want to fight off and dominate a group of Kunoichi that try and assassinate me, then make all of them my wives.

Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:21:19 2015 No.14197539

>>14197524
Demon Rabies causes reddening of the eyes, induces a state of constant, violent arousal, and boosts semen production by an absurd amount.
Seriously, it makes men horny enough to fuck even Hellhounds silly.

So you could say they're foaming at the dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:21:22 2015 No.14197540 File: 645 KB, 715x897, 1443750513783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197513 playful bullying and teasing throughout adolescence, then marriage and child-bearing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:21:33 2015 No.14197541 >>14197511 can you niggers possibly fix your servers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:22:01 2015 No.14197542 >>14197526 As much I like normal Vampires, I can appreciate the amount of analpain Vampsquitos generate among them all while giving no fucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:24:29 2015 No.14197546 File: 542 KB, 1865x1448, 1443546420685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197518 awawawawa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:24:29 2015 No.14197547 >>14197542 Teasing vampires is the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:24:58 2015 No.14197548 >>14197521 I want to go fisting with a harpy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:25:35 2015 No.14197549 >>14197541 What servers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:25:41 2015 No.14197550 >>14197548 No don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:25:46 2015 No.14197551 >>14197526 >vampires analpained about the name >mosquito too busy fucking to care I like them already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:25:54 2015 No.14197553 >>14197546 Not matter the age, a wendigo never grows out of thei awawawa phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:26:59 2015 No.14197556 >>14197548 That's one way to stuff a bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:27:47 2015 No.14197559 >>14197526 All this girl did for me was prove how good raijus and thunderbirds are as bug zappers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:28:00 2015 No.14197561 I wanna watch my Monster Girl daughteru meet other species for the first time and be curious about them and ask me questions about them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:30:13 2015 No.14197567 >>14197526 Olev

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:30:51 2015 No.14197571 File: 622 KB, 700x1125, 1443722434901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197561 >TFW telling your perfect, pure Yuki-onna daughteru to stay away from sluttly malcontents like hellhounds, raijus, and and succubi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:34:02 2015 No.14197576 >>14197571 You're a good a parent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:34:30 2015 No.14197577 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:35:01 2015 No.14197580 File: 81 KB, 850x675, Seras.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197577 Seras is

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:38:44 2015 No.14197587 >>14197577 You

Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:39:00 2015 No.14197588 [DELETED]

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Any monster girl artists who take commissions and draw nice lolis? I'd like to get a dakimakura-style drawing of the tiny lamia from monster girl quest, similar in draw style to pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:40:26 2015 No.14197593 >>14197588 I'd recommend Norasuko; though, when I asked him for a Lich Dakimakura, he said no. Got that nice "Experiment" piece out of it, but still, dakimakura would've been nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 22:54:31 2015 No.14197623 >>14197588 Hope you get it done soon. You'll need it to keep you company during your impending three-day vacation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:07:06 2015 No.14197649 >>14197588 Lolis? Or completely not-in-any-way-underage monster girls that recently joined the Sabbath?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:08:29 2015 No.14197654 >>14197649 Of course completely not-in-any-way-underage monster girls. They're just petite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:11:02 2015 No.14197658 >>14197654 >not-in-any-way-underage Are we talking about KC's canon 10-and-up age of sexual maturity (as is customary in Japan), or real-world age of consent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:12:27 2015 No.14197664 >>14197658 I don't think Tiny Lamia's age is ever mentioned, so whatever you like more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:22:59 2015 No.14197687 >>14197658 >Real-world age of consent Which varies wildly across the world, and is actually a poor measure for confirming sexual maturity. You really should just say "16", the best-guess average most of the Western World seems to go with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:31:45 2015 No.14197701 If monster girls where real they would probably ignore you more than normal girls and rape the jocks and chads of the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:34:52 2015 No.14197708 >>14197701 Your bait is stale brother, you aren't going to catch any fish with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:35:14 2015 No.14197710 >>14197701 But normies would hate monstergirls or just see them as one night stands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:35:56 2015 No.14197713 File: 94 KB, 700x1000, 1421818326221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197701 I disagree good sir. Through the power of love and devotion, winning any woman's heart is possible. Even top tier waifus.

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Oct 8 23:37:36 2015 No.14197716 File: 1.78 MB, 2880x3690, Hidden Dagger in Butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/jSdvUBhq Continue, Yes or No?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:37:55 2015 No.14197720 >>14197701 >implying monster girls are built psychologically like human women and are thus predictable by those standards

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:38:37 2015 No.14197723 File: 108 KB, 850x1200, 1345687543543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197548 >"Eh?! Nandatte?!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:39:08 2015 No.14197727 >>14197716 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:40:27 2015 No.14197732 >>14197716 Nnnnyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:40:58 2015 No.14197733 File: 151 KB, 800x858, 1442023499090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197716 >natedecock I like his stuff. He should draw more muscular monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:43:04 2015 No.14197738 >>14197716 Go on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:45:21 2015 No.14197751 >>14197723 Poor girl didn't even see it coming, quite literally with that hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:46:58 2015 No.14197757 >>14197733 I don't think that small ball and chain could stop a harpy of that size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:48:10 2015 No.14197758 >>14197513 Back rubs and fluffy paw rubs http://i.imgur.com/nrFxidn.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:48:24 2015 No.14197759 >>14197716 >He is proficient in punching people in the face One of the best ways to describe fighting ability

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:48:35 2015 No.14197760 >>14197757 She could definitely use it as a weapon like that one guy from the third Basara game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:49:17 2015 No.14197766 File: 1.50 MB, 1035x1300, 1431285937823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197757 Some birds are big! BIG! Might wanna stay indoors...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:51:35 2015 No.14197775 >>14197701 Yeah, probably. Well at least the world would be a little bit more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:51:58 2015 No.14197778 >>14197766 Thanks for the advice, but I would prefer to be raped by her while flying in the sky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:57:43 2015 No.14197794 I wonder how a fox gets more tails? is it just there the next day, is getting a new tail painful. or does she go through a DBZ style powerup.

Anonymous Thu Oct 8 23:58:58 2015 No.14197796
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>>14197701
If monster girls were real, by their biology alone they'd start skyrocketing in numbers after a few generations of reproduction to the point the supply becomes greater than the demand, thus there'll be a monster girl for everyone, as chads and jocks will be hunted down violently as they fight for such a limited resource and most will soon realize that there are other men available.

Monster girls are the beta uprising

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:00:42 2015 No.14197801 File: 669 KB, 590x874, Foolish Human! This isn't even my final form!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197794 DBZ style powerup definitely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:03:18 2015 No.14197812 >>14197801 A fox getting her 9th tail like goku going ss3

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:04:24 2015 No.14197814 >>14197801 Urge to dick smug fox rising.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:05:49 2015 No.14197817 >>14197814 Disgaea foxes would probably shatter your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:07:08 2015 No.14197821 >>14197817 Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:07:09 2015 No.14197822 >>14197817 Can training help? At multiple times gravity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:10:38 2015 No.14197832 >>14197812 >you will never get to see a fox go even further beyond to get her 9th tail

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:12:22 2015 No.14197836 >>14197832 Well maybe if I marry one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:13:33 2015 No.14197842 >>14197822 sure it can, you just have to ask yourself are you a man, or are you yamcha?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:16:01 2015 No.14197849 File: 441 KB, 1200x900, RIP Yamcha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197842

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:16:55 2015 No.14197852 >>14197842 Cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:17:51 2015 No.14197854 >>14197842 I think I might at least be a Krillin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:17:59 2015 No.14197855 >>14197849 >Yamcha >Getting any Oh that's a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:19:14 2015 No.14197861 >>14197855 He might have got some from Bulma, though it's questionable. and then he got cuck'd by a saiyan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:19:17 2015 No.14197863 >>14197842 I don't know who this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:19:32 2015 No.14197865

>>14197526
>Like the girl's look
>Have a deep fear of parasites
>Reading all that fucking nope with blood-sucking in the profile
>But that impregnation fetish is just too fucking good
I need to write this girl, smut or not I fucking need it
Shit this girl gives me the most conflicted boner

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:21:30 2015 No.14197872 >>14197538 This nigga knows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:23:16 2015 No.14197878 >>14197766 i want to marry a statuesque, lightly muscled Gandharva

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:23:28 2015 No.14197880 >>14197861 I feel the need to quote DBZA. >"Y-Yeah, well...I-I slept with Bulma!" >"Maybe, but unlike Vegeta, you can't prove it!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:24:54 2015 No.14197881 >>14197538 so how you explain several ninja demons in your house or the noise you make at night?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:26:01 2015 No.14197885 >>14197881 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:27:54 2015 No.14197889 >>14197832 I can't see a fox doing a DBZ power up. a salamander maybe, or a Valkyrie tuning dark, or even a zombie turning into a Wright. but not a fox

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:29:04 2015 No.14197890 >>14197880 >'When my girlfriend left, she took all my money.' >'When yours left, she took all HER money.' >... >... >... >'Gonna need a Senzu for that one.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:31:19 2015 No.14197895 >>14197881 They are ninjas, and that means two words Silent sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:33:03 2015 No.14197897 >>14197822 Until you're level 9999.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:33:33 2015 No.14197898 >>14197889 >Valkyrie tuning dark that's more Leona going blood riot instead of DBZ

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:35:11 2015 No.14197902

>>14197865
>But that impregnation fetish is just too fucking good
I know, right?

Though I don't have a problem with the bloodsucking either apart from the weird lewd bite marks.
A petite insect girl greedily gulping down blood in preparation for copious amounts of babymaking sex is almost as good for me as the same girl hammering her hips eagerly for the umpteenth creampie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:35:24 2015 No.14197904 >>14197889 >fox doing a DBZ power up Don't have it on me, but I know there's a KC pic out there of an Inari with an energy aura around her. I imagine that it would be more subtle and involve less shouting/screaming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:35:34 2015 No.14197905 >>14197897 >not being level 9999 What an embarrassment.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:36:17 2015 No.14197907

>>14197895
>Date a ninja
>She's really quiet, but can be sweet
>The sex is nice, at least when she bothers to take the time
>There are times when you don't even realize she's started riding you
>Hell, sometimes you don't even notice that
>There are times you can be sitting there, minding your own business, and suddenly your pants are gone, your crotch reeks of sex, and she's cuddling with you half-naked
>You always get the sense that it was amazing, but you can never actually recall it happening
>Fuck this stealth bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:37:01 2015 No.14197910 >>14197897 Just use cheat engine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:37:31 2015 No.14197912 >>14197895 >Silent sex not for me doing it with several ninja women is awesome, doing it in silence would drive me mental

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:37:50 2015 No.14197913

>>14197895
>A Kunoichi will never sneak into your room during the full moon.
>Never take off her kneesocks and use them to tie your arms to your bed.
>She'll never rip off your pants, and ride you in the reverse missionary position while covering your mouth with her hand and looking you in the eyes.
>You'll never pass out from exhaustion and wake up to find her sucking you off under the covers.
>She'll never declare you her boyfriend.

God fucking damn it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:38:14 2015 No.14197915

>Kitsune with one tail marries a man
>She's always teased by her sisters
>After a night of wild, hard and borderline violent sex fueled by raging mushrooms, she wakes up and starts to brush her tails
>Tails
>Two tails
>She spends several wordless minutes looking between her new tail and her sleeping husband's dick
>She rushes out to the store and buys $2,000 worth of raging mushrooms
>She gets home just as he's waking up
>He's confused and asks her both why she has so many raging mushrooms and what she plans to do with them all
>She turns around and shoves her ass towards his face and excitedly shouts "Count them! Two!"
>He smiles and tells her that he's just as happy as she is that she finally grew another tail, and asks what all this has to do with each other
>"We're going to repeat last night until I have 9. Call your boss, you're not going anywhere for a while."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:38:27 2015 No.14197916 File: 62 KB, 317x450, 1339120653775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197904 If you mean this one, I think it's meant to be more like a menacing aura.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:38:52 2015 No.14197918 >>14197913 >Never take off her kneesocks and use them to tie your arms to your bed. Good, she should leave them on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:38:59 2015 No.14197920 >>14197913 Good, fuck being tied up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:39:53 2015 No.14197924 >>14197913 Good, fuck not being in charge. The only one that's getting tied up is her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:40:09 2015 No.14197925 >>14197916 >talking about both foxes and kunoichi >got pic ninja'd damn you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:42:15 2015 No.14197928 >>14197924 CIA please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:43:04 2015 No.14197929 >>14197928 Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:44:10 2015 No.14197932 >>14197898 >Leona going blood riot that doesn't work for dark Valkyries either. BR leona would be more if a human got turned into a ushi-oni or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:44:25 2015 No.14197934 File: 225 KB, 480x272, ibjEBVlRqq4AnU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197915 cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:46:10 2015 No.14197938 >>14197920 >>14197924 I don't think you really get my "raped by a ninja girl" fantasy here. The whole point is not being in control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:47:15 2015 No.14197941 >>14197938 You're a faggot and your fetish is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:48:10 2015 No.14197944 >>14197941 You seem mad. Are you by chance a certain salty asshole who hates when people have fun he doesn't like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:48:12 2015 No.14197945 >>14197941 Does someone need a hug?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:48:53 2015 No.14197946

>>14197716
V"Dearest sister, if you are reading this, you are still a hikki nerd who has not been plowed once in her decrepit life. I have not only met a male human, but we have had sex many times. Missionary, doggy, anglerfish style--- We're doing so now while I write this, so please ignore the stains on the note."
>continue?
YES
CONTINUE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:49:22 2015 No.14197948 >>14197938 No, I got that. I shall still scoff at your taste.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:51:53 2015 No.14197953
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>>14197913
>You will never be stalked by a Kunoichi who hates being seen
>You will never feel her cold glare on you while she stalks you at various times of the day
>You will never not see her when you turn to see where the feeling is coming from
>You will never not know that she's several meters away, hiding herself while covering her face with her hands until she knows you're not looking her way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:55:35 2015 No.14197960 >>14197932 Pretty much a human woman turning into any Aggressive monster could fit BR Leona. As for dark valk, I cant think of a good one

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:56:26 2015 No.14197964 >>14197916 >The wife when she finds out the kids were sneaking cookies before the dinner she made

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:57:44 2015 No.14197966 >>14197953 I want to hold her hand. Maybe ruffle her hair and kiss her cheek too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 00:58:50 2015 No.14197968 >>14197953 jesus woman your a ninja, not a mario ghost!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:02:26 2015 No.14197974 >>14197916 That's the one. Still, even a mere menacing aura is a chance that you're dealing with someone on the verge of going full super saiyan on your ass. In any event, that is the face of someone you do not want to provoke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:10:16 2015 No.14197989 Would you punish a cat burglar with a stern spanking? Would you do it again when she came back and 'tripped' on that skateboard you don't even own?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:12:39 2015 No.14197993 >>14197960 Thing about it, what with the whole "disciplined thing" leona would bake a good jinko or maybe a mantis or kunoichi seeing as she doesn't talk much. if she was suck in BR then salamander or hellhound would be the choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:14:05 2015 No.14197998 >>14197993 *thinking

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:14:45 2015 No.14197999 >>14196523 >half-assing the depravity Surely you jest. >>14197993 >disciplined >leona Wait a minute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:15:12 2015 No.14198002 >>14197989 Anon please, I've already got five mice in my basement who broke the three time rule. I don't need a cat too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:15:37 2015 No.14198003 >>14197999 As in military discipline.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:16:28 2015 No.14198005 >>14198003 Still reminds me of a certain ojou who got coke up her butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:16:32 2015 No.14198006 >>14198003 yeah

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:17:46 2015 No.14198007

>You'll never date a power bottom Hellhound with a fat ass.
>She'll never aggressively shove it in your face while shaking it and demanding that you spank her while fucking her doggystyle.
>She'll never leg lock you when you cum and demand you keep going.
>She'll never cuddle your exhausted body afterwards.
>She'll never wake you up the next morning with a forceful blowjob.
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:18:51 2015 No.14198010 >>14198002 It's a fat cat ass anon. You sure? She can help bully those mice if you are overworked you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:19:36 2015 No.14198012 >>14198005 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:20:57 2015 No.14198015 >>14198007 You need to believe, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:21:02 2015 No.14198016 >>14197993 Who is Leona and what is BR?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:21:03 2015 No.14198017 >>14198012 Leona Morimoto, from the VN Discipline: Record of a Crusade. I just made a word association.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:21:05 2015 No.14198018 >>14198007 >Hellhound >Ever being not being on top Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:22:02 2015 No.14198020 >>14198007 >Power Bottom >Fat ass But if she's got that, I'd rather she go reverse cowgirl...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:22:09 2015 No.14198021 >>14198007 >You will never hotdog the Hotdog >You will never see your dick disappear as it sinks in between her asscheeks >You'll never watch her sweat turn into steam as you fuck the feral daylights out of each other

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:22:25 2015 No.14198023 >>14198010 Yeah, 1st time she gets a warning. Second time I put in a pair of horsecock sized dildo's that only some wizard I know can removed. Third time she stays here FoREVeR

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:22:30 2015 No.14198024 >>14198018 >Implying the top in the only position you can dominate from Git gud anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:22:32 2015 No.14198026 >>14198018 And the *dom retard shows up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:22:56 2015 No.14198028 File: 35 KB, 625x626, 1440063820815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198018

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:25:17 2015 No.14198033 >>14198007 >forceful blowjob Why does this sounds so appealing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:27:14 2015 No.14198038 >>14198020 Don't you want to watch her ass jiggle every time you thrust into it though? To hear her moans and demands that you thrust faster and harder? >>14198021 Oh man, hotdogging a Hellhound would probably be heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:27:36 2015 No.14198040 >>14198024 You're a fucking idiot and should hang yourself.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:27:46 2015 No.14198041
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>>14198020
This is good, too. As long as you get to bury your cock into those meaty cheeks, watch her lips grip you as you thrust, and feel that ass slap against your crotch, ripples running through it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:28:22 2015 No.14198043 >>14198033 Because she's shoving your entire dick into her mouth and sucking on it as fast and hard as she can to get you to cum in her mouth over and over again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:29:23 2015 No.14198045 >>14198018 I miss the days when bait was actually subtle and clever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:29:46 2015 No.14198046 >>14198043 Yes, maybe it's that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:29:46 2015 No.14198047 >>14198007 That sounds absolutely awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:30:21 2015 No.14198048 File: 514 KB, 1000x1000, 1417499708363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198041 >Aggressive deepthroating from anyone with brimstone breath That heat would have to feel insane

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:30:50 2015 No.14198049 >>14198040 >>14198047 Salty anon is back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:31:23 2015 No.14198051 >>14198048 Meant for>>14198043

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:32:02 2015 No.14198052 >>14198041 Please remember not to over feed your hellhound. No one takes them seriously if they have a jelly belly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:32:56 2015 No.14198054 >>14198007 >>14198021 People going back to "You will never" greentext huh? I guess these threads really are dying.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:33:24 2015 No.14198055

>>14198046
She wouldn't stop even after the third time either, she'd keep going until you have nothing left to give, all while occasionally opening her eyes to look at you and give you an adoring stare.

>>14198048
It'd probably be like sticking your dick into a hot tub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:34:08 2015 No.14198057 >>14198054 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:34:26 2015 No.14198058 >>14198054 We're not dying, I'm just old fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:35:04 2015 No.14198059 >>14198054 This reminds me of that clay tablet from Assyria dating back to something like 2000 BC that said how the youth are no longer good for anything and how the world is coming to an end because of all the depravity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:36:04 2015 No.14198061 File: 2.04 MB, 6400x4200, 1433224304963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198052 That's a perfectly acceptable amount of weight on a girl. She still looks perfectly fine.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:37:27 2015 No.14198065

>>14198018
>implying Hellhounds aren't also incredibly dangerous whilst on their back
>Especially whilst on their back
>Implying her hips won't move on their own, while also leglocking you, forcing you into a state where she's wriggling around your cock for minutes, no, hours at a time with no way for you to escape her
Jesus, even thinking about it gives me the vapors.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:38:14 2015 No.14198066
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>>14198061
>Underboob
>That Ass
>Barely fitting bikini
>Smug grin
>This perspective.

Oh my. She's gonna sit on my face isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:38:56 2015 No.14198068 >>14198065 >Hellhounds >Incredibly Dangerous nigga they are glorified guard dogs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:39:04 2015 No.14198069 >>14198061 Yeah, but some folks enjoy making the softest thing known to man. You can't expect a hellhound to be frightening if she's got chubby cheeks and has tig ol' bitties that block her line of sight. No that I could blame them, it would be fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:39:12 2015 No.14198073 >>14198055 >sticking your dick in a hot tub >Just warm enough without being too hot >Specifically being massaged & pleasured as opposed to the bubbles just feeling good So amazing then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:39:15 2015 No.14198074 >>14198061 Imagine her sitting on your face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:39:40 2015 No.14198076 >>14198068 I'm talking sexually dangerous.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:40:08 2015 No.14198077

So since partners in MGE can change things about each other what happens when both of them clash with their wishes?

Like what if the man wants his wife to calm down a little and be more open to switching up who's on top or something while she wants the opposite? I'm guessing what happens is in that case the wife wins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:40:17 2015 No.14198078 File: 209 KB, 704x692, leona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198016 Leona Heidern from king of fighters BR means Blood riot. haven't got a pic of her in that state

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:40:40 2015 No.14198080 >>14198073 That's what I was going for. >>14198074 I'm doing that and it's glorious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:41:10 2015 No.14198082 >>14198041 That's some anons OC donutsteel Hell-Kitsune, not a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:41:35 2015 No.14198084 >>14198077 >I'm guessing what happens is in that case the wife wins. Literally the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:41:57 2015 No.14198086 >>14198077 >caring about what females want What is this nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:43:14 2015 No.14198091 >>14198084 Really? Could've sworn the monster girl would have won since they would have had more experience controlling DE. >>14198086 I don't know, it was just bugging me so I wanted to ask.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:43:29 2015 No.14198092

>>14198077
I don't know.
As far as I know, it would be a toast-on-cat situation. There's no telling what the outcome would be, provided their wills were equal.
Like if you had a guy with an Apophis wife who said, "You know, we actually shouldn't fight with the Pharaoh," and the Apophis wife said, "You know we should bully the Pharaoh so hard," my guess is it would come down to who wants what more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:43:36 2015 No.14198093 I'm imagining what it would be like to woo a Hellhound. Just, training for weeks on end to get stronger, run faster, and hide better. Then walk up to an unmarried Hellhound, honk her breasts, smack her ass and run.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:44:36 2015 No.14198095 >>14198093 there's no exercise that makes your pelvis unbreakable, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:44:52 2015 No.14198096 >>14197880 >"I've slept with Bulma, you can even ask her!" >"Bulma's on the phone!" >"Never mind."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:45:28 2015 No.14198098 >>14198093 >training for weeks on end to get stronger She dies in one punch

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:45:50 2015 No.14198100 >>14198093 It would be extremely pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:45:51 2015 No.14198101 >>14198091 >it was just bugging me so I wanted to ask Very well, allow me to help you out: MGE is wish fulfillment for men. The only way she would win is if you wanted her to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:46:27 2015 No.14198102 >>14198095 Really? Not even kegels?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:46:55 2015 No.14198103 >>14198098 >tfw you leveled too much It usually feels good, but this...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:46:59 2015 No.14198104 >>14198098 Saitama please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:47:02 2015 No.14198105 >>14198093 >At the time Anon thought it was a good idea >But then it dawned on him that he just groped and smacked the ass of a hound whose place of residence is the deepest regions of Hell >No, he did not pick up speed. That would be an understatement

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:47:06 2015 No.14198106 >>14198098 God I would love to have Saitama's power if monster girls were real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:47:25 2015 No.14198108 >>14198095 That's what healing potions are for. Besides, what's a chase without the thrill of danger? >>14198098 I was gonna get mad for a second but then I caught it. You've got good taste.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:47:42 2015 No.14198109

>>14198069
It's a prey luring method. Hellhounds get all soft and curvy as an alternate method to catch husbands.

Hapless humans are entranced and drawn in by the combination of fluffy fur, supernatural warmth, and enticing softness. It causes them to act without thinking, nearing the hellhound in a mindless state so they can cuddle and fall asleep with her.
Then, the hellhound pounces, using her superior mass to pin the human, so she can have her way with her smothered, subdued prey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:48:25 2015 No.14198111 >>14198093 >implying Hellhounds aren't meant to be woo'd you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:50:03 2015 No.14198114 File: 1.84 MB, 1920x1080, GJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198018 >>14198040 >>14198047 >>14198111

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:50:10 2015 No.14198115 >>14198106 >Walk up to demon lord >Punch her in the face >She instantly explodes >The world has been saved from monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:50:49 2015 No.14198117 >>14198111 >He doesn't want to woo a Hellhound by giving her a good chase. Those trips are WASTED on you Salt-kun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:51:13 2015 No.14198120 >>14198109 But if they miss then they're at the mercies of the Anon! Being that big leaves them vulnerable to the fleet of foot!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:51:20 2015 No.14198122 >>14198111 Such a lust for sodium, WHOOOOOO?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:51:34 2015 No.14198123 >>14198115 >Sexy monstergirls that just want husbandos turn into flesh eating beasts again BRAVO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:51:45 2015 No.14198124 >>14198114 I think he's not even trying now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:52:49 2015 No.14198126 >>14198123 T'was an accident...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:52:53 2015 No.14198127 >>14198115 >Turned all Monstergirls back into mon stars >Saved Oh yeah, you saved the world alright Congratulations. You're a fucking hero. you should get a medal

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:52:55 2015 No.14198128 >>14198123 Who cares when they can all be easily killed with one hit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:52:57 2015 No.14198129 >>14198123 But then we could live out our heroic romances and slay beasts! Or die trying. Or die as nameless side characters in someone else's story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:53:26 2015 No.14198130 >>14198123 Then you just have to punch a couple more things. No big deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:53:56 2015 No.14198131 >>14198115 >>14198123 You forgot the redundancy units- I mean lilim. All the lilim who now want to corrupt you with panties aflame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:54:38 2015 No.14198133 >>14198123 >>14198127 The answer is clearly to punch a ball of demonic energy so hard it turns all monsters into monstergirls forever with no connection to the Demon Lord at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:55:21 2015 No.14198135 >>14198131 Just punch the corruption out of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:55:44 2015 No.14198139 >>14198133 This. If violence didn't work the first time, you didn't use enough violence.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:56:05 2015 No.14198140

>>14198131
Then you have the probable millions of people who were married to their loving wives, which you now took away from them
Dark Matters who are no longer monsters and are probably now Black Holes
Doragons
Wonderland breach
Nature being fucked up

You pretty much ended the world, champ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:57:04 2015 No.14198143 >>14198140 Eh, what a shame. Just punch until the problem is solved.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:57:05 2015 No.14198144
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>You will never go on a RPG-esque journey to train yourself to become strong enough in order to win the heart of the monster you hope to make your wife
>She will never be the mid-game boss, fighting her after having made several friends along the way who also joined your party
>She will never be your final party member, joining you on your last journey to slay the destroyer of worlds or whatevs
>That old man will never sacrifice his life to save you and the rest of your party when shit hits the fan too hard
>You will never kill the destroyer of worlds and take your MG back to your home, having the fiercest sex for 14 days and 14 nights after your wedding
Oh, what a heavy day!

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:57:10 2015 No.14198145

>>14198120
Then they'll need to make sure their prey is sufficiently lured. Maybe turn around and wave their jiggling ass in his face, and waft their tail over his nose a few times so he breathes in the scent of their womanhood.
Then, the intoxicating smell will fill his mind, and he'll sink even further, only able to watch as the leering hellhound lies him down without resistance and starts having her way with him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:57:17 2015 No.14198146 >>14198135 How would that work? I mean, would they become human or something? >>14198140 I don't think you quite understood what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:57:42 2015 No.14198147 Paladins pls go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:58:16 2015 No.14198148 >>14198129 >heroic romances With who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:59:05 2015 No.14198151 >>14198140 None of those things are a threat to anyone living outside of a monster infested shithole. Just set up some quarantine zones and everything continues as usual.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:59:41 2015 No.14198153

>>14198148
That's not what the word means! I mean stuff like wearing snappy armor and scaling mountains and fighting giants and duelling against other heroes and saving damsels in distress and telling any and all feminists to fuck off and go save a dude in distress if they're so upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 01:59:43 2015 No.14198154 File: 7 KB, 172x192, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198078 you are right in saying that both reagular and BR leona would make a good monster

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:00:47 2015 No.14198156 >>14198151 Oh yes, let's quarantine a Black Hole Yeah Yeah, Anon Let's just build a border around a black hole That's some genius thinking. You should get the Nobel Peace Prize

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:01:10 2015 No.14198158
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>>14198148
Wyverns are pretty good justice waifus. They're your mount, shield brother, and lover all in one. And if anyone were to injure you, she can just release the beast by going dragon form & ripping them in half.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:02:01 2015 No.14198161 >>14198158 And they'll be there to wake you up when you're oversleeping for Dragoon school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:02:31 2015 No.14198165 >>14198154 that actually looks to me like she's turning into a salamander.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:02:33 2015 No.14198166 >>14198158 DRAGOON STORY WHEN?!

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:02:35 2015 No.14198167

>>14198145
Maybe but they better watch their tails.
Some Anons don't like to play fair and an unlucky hellhoud like that may find herself at the mercies of an Anon who's got an ample supply of milk and wonderland cake.

A hellhound who falls to them may become nothing more than a big soft pillow for anon to snuggle at night, her day's of chasing, and moving quicker than a walk, long gone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:03:17 2015 No.14198171 >>14198161 And put a blanket over your shoulders when you've fallen asleep studying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:03:38 2015 No.14198173 >>14198158 >Wyverns >dragon form

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:05:21 2015 No.14198176 >>14198145 You act like I wouldn't pull down my pants and fuck her doggystyle right there. I mean yeah, she'd be able to have her wicked way with me after the first shot, but hey I'm only human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:06:02 2015 No.14198179 >>14198173 If vanilla dragon and wurm have those, one can assume that wyverns have them as well. Otherwise, the whole dragoon thing is not gonna work out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:06:03 2015 No.14198180 >>14198173 You know what I'm saying, damnit. All draconic species can assume their pre-Demon Lord form. I just used 'dragon' as a blanket term.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:06:52 2015 No.14198181 >>14198173 Because Wyvern going Wyvern form sounds awkward. Same with Ryu going Ryu form, or Wurm going Wurm form or Jabberwock going full Christopher Lee. Okay maybe not that last one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:07:21 2015 No.14198183 >>14198171 Yes, if you meant to say after you lost consciousness from a late-night spar with her because she's going to be the best and her scores WILL NOT DROP BECAUSE OF YOUR LAZY ASS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:07:30 2015 No.14198184 File: 261 KB, 1035x1500, 21479123874125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Where do you think you're going, poindexter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:08:44 2015 No.14198185 >>14198184 To chase all the mice out of the barn. No, I don't need my pants. Yes, I do need all this rope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:08:48 2015 No.14198186 >>14198184 Gnome, Sylph and Undine know exactly what's about to go down, but Ignis appears to be in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:09:10 2015 No.14198187 >>14198184 Who, me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:09:45 2015 No.14198188 I want to punch a monster girl in the face repeatedly as she's trying to rape me until she leaves

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:09:49 2015 No.14198189 >>14198186 She seems to have gotten herself in a sticky situation Seriously, she looks stuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:09:54 2015 No.14198190 >>14198185 You're seriously hidoi. I need a picture of an Oomukade wrapped in a security blanket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:11:07 2015 No.14198192 >>14198188 I want a monster girl made of water to rape you, rendering your salt edges ineffective!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:11:31 2015 No.14198193 >>14198184 I'm going to get forced breasfeeded and cuddle raped.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:12:11 2015 No.14198197

>>14198184
Just going to clean out the barn, ladies. Make sure it's nice and clean for everyone that's sleeping in there. Though I'd appreciate some assistance if you two have the time. Cleaning it alone can get tedious. And I hope you don't mind if I just leave my shirt off while I work? It gets really hot in there.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:12:29 2015 No.14198198

>>14198180
>Dragons can turn into huge beasts of cataclysmic fire and destruction
>Wyverns can transform into their long, slender counterparts for optimal flight
>Wurms can completely cover their bodies in scales for maximum invulnerability

What can Ryus do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:13:22 2015 No.14198200 >>14198198 turn into shenron

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:13:27 2015 No.14198201 >>14198192 If monster girls won't listen to words, they'll have to learn through violence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:14:11 2015 No.14198202 >>14198198 They become the long, serpentine chinese dragons, releasing their normally suppressed ferocity while keeping their magic powers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:15:45 2015 No.14198209 >>14198201 makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:15:55 2015 No.14198212 >>14198201 Hopefully you will die bitter and alone, just like now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:16:33 2015 No.14198214 >>14198184 Unfortunately I'm on Cockatrice Egg duty, so wish me luck and give me a blindfold I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:16:50 2015 No.14198216 >>14198198 Wurms can turn into their full beast from too, it's more then just covering themselves in scales.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:17:17 2015 No.14198219 >>14198184 What a cute butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:18:19 2015 No.14198221 >>14198212 I'm okay with that, if monster girls couldn't handle a man actually wanting to defend himself so he can have sex on his terms with a monster girl he likes they can fuck off.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:19:06 2015 No.14198224

>>14198192
Not him, but correct me if this sounds dumb, but have you ever wanted to be classmates with an MG who you know well enough where you get into fistfights with each other over dumb shit you say to each other several times over the course of months until the two of you realize just how perfect you are for each other?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:19:21 2015 No.14198225 >>14198184 Why is the most alluring thing in this picture the weresheep's ears? I just want to touch those fluffy flicking fuzzballs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:19:29 2015 No.14198226 >>14198184 >Holst tries to bully a man like her cool minotaur onee-san. >She can't even offer a slight insult without apologizing for being mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:19:30 2015 No.14198227 File: 376 KB, 981x1100, 1444371570720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198201 But anon, she's not solid enough for your punches to have any effect! You'll have to wait for her spine to develop!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:20:32 2015 No.14198229 >>14198224 that actually sounds kind of nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:20:33 2015 No.14198230 >>14198221 That might work. Until you find a monster that gets off on violence. Punching a salamander in the face only makes her wetter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:21:52 2015 No.14198233 >>14198227 She's getting buried in a nice deep hole. Nobody needs those fucking things in their life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:22:00 2015 No.14198234 >>14198227 I want her to remake the egg so we're both trapped inside it, then fuck her until she's fluffy and three times her original size.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:22:20 2015 No.14198235 >>14198230 Is that because a Charmander gets tougher when hurt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:22:52 2015 No.14198238 >>14198226 Cute. I'd date her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:23:06 2015 No.14198239 >>14198230 Then I'm going to have to punch harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:24:05 2015 No.14198244 >>14198239 That only makes her want you more, and the ensuing rape more brutal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:25:43 2015 No.14198249 >>14198244 Then I'm going to have to punch even harder, and in different places.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:26:16 2015 No.14198251
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>>14198224
>>14198229
>You and an Oni girl always getting in arguments with each other
>Whether it be about school duties, lost notes, or just differing opinions on celebrity shit
>Getting in each other's faces with a long exaggerated "Haaawwwh!?"
>Start making threatening gangster faces at each other
>Then trilling 'R's at each other as you start talking about how you're gonna kick her ass, and she to you
>People don't even try to break it up anymore, as you've done this countless times before
>They know better
>Within minutes, you're both sitting on the floor, covered in bruises, laughing about how dumb the two of you are for fighting so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:26:44 2015 No.14198254 >>14198249 Yes, and with different limbs. Like your dick. In her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:27:47 2015 No.14198255 >>14198254 No, with my fists and only in places outside her body. No sex, I don't want to have sex with a dumb lizard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:29:24 2015 No.14198259 What would the best monster be for healing, especially for someone having suffered serious trauma? Not asking for myself, obviously. Just curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:29:25 2015 No.14198260 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Onis may or may not be threatening to shatter my knees if it does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:30:06 2015 No.14198264 >>14198255 You ever consider that the monster might restrain you? Lord help you if you get caught in a spider girls web.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:30:29 2015 No.14198265 >>14198259 None of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:31:39 2015 No.14198267 >>14198251 I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:32:02 2015 No.14198268 Has the King returned to these threads once more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:32:14 2015 No.14198269 >>14198259 >Monster girls >Healing serious truma They might be able to help with small stuff like depression but for serious trauma a MG wouldent be able to do shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:32:31 2015 No.14198270 >>14198264 Fire. If all else fails I'll light myself on fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:33:29 2015 No.14198272 >>14198268 Monster Girl Gondor has no king. Monster Girl Gondor NEEDS no king. Only Prince Consorts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:33:36 2015 No.14198273 >>14198270 How are you going to do that when you're incapacitated? What if it's a lava golem that's restrained you? Face it, you are going to get raped.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:34:02 2015 No.14198275

>>14198251
>your pride is crushed when Anon suggests the oni is holding back to keep from injuring your frail human self
>there was now way you could have ever won against her
>she just lets you get in a few good hits to make you feel good
>how could you interact with a monster who wouldn't even fight you with honesty
>the two of you no longer argue, your heart just isn't in it anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:35:21 2015 No.14198280 >>14198273 I'm not getting fucked raped, fuck you. I'll bite, claw, kick and punch to keep myself from getting raped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:35:47 2015 No.14198281 >>14198259 Yetis are the obvious answer, same with any monster with a gentle disposition I'd think. Though the more intelligence ones could probably do more practical help. Pretty sure a 500 year old fox would know a thing or two about the subject.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:37:17 2015 No.14198286

>>14198280

You can fight it sure, but you can't stop it. That's a common theme of the setting. If monsters gave up just because they encountered resistance then they wouldn't be rape machines now would they?

Fighting is easy, being successful is the hard part.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:37:19 2015 No.14198287 >>14198259 Mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:37:22 2015 No.14198288 >>14198275 You just had to go there, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:38:12 2015 No.14198289 >>14198286 Ah fuck you. I hope you get hit by a truck after having your home burned down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:39:53 2015 No.14198290 File: 21 KB, 480x360, 1443403091104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198286 Train more faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:40:28 2015 No.14198291 >>14198281 >A monster will never wrap her arms around you when she notices you're sad. >She'll never hold you close and tell you "Everything's going to be okay." Goddamn I could use a hug right about now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:41:37 2015 No.14198293 >>14198289 Would said truck plow him into the burning house and explode? Captcha, that's a 'Beware of dog' sign not a street sign.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:41:38 2015 No.14198294

>>14198269
>>14198265
Well, back to the drawing board I guess. It was probably too dark of a story idea anyway.
>>14198281
Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well but trauma, it turns out, is a pretty irrational thing.
>>14198287
This would probably work but would also probably be just as bad in the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:42:20 2015 No.14198296 >>14198290 Nothing like a training montage to help you get revenge against the smug Monster Girls who raped you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:42:22 2015 No.14198297 >>14198280 I love the mental image of a person putting all his strength into not being raped. "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:42:34 2015 No.14198298 >>14198293 Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:43:03 2015 No.14198300 >>14198290 Train all you want, monsters have been built for rape from the ground up. You need actual divine intervention to fight them on equal terms. So I hope you're the pious type.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:43:45 2015 No.14198302 >>14198297 Too bad that doesn't matter at all since you'll be raped within seconds. It's literally impossible to defend yourself against monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:44:18 2015 No.14198305 >>14198289 If I do I'll come back as a ghost girl and rape you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:44:30 2015 No.14198306 >>14198300 >grinding is a thing in MGE >You need actual divine intervention Is this bait?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:44:33 2015 No.14198307
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>>14198290
Training only does so much when there are beings running around with all the power & durability of the Ancient Dragon packed into a supermodel's body. And unlike that fight these things aren't being governed by a horribly exploitable AI. You'll only be able to ninja flip so much before you're either extra crispy or her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:44:49 2015 No.14198308 >>14198305 I'll coat my house in salt motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:44:57 2015 No.14198309 >>14198300 Are firearms divine intervention? This is usually where the argument leads to but I may be skipping a few steps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:45:15 2015 No.14198310 >>14198302 It's not rape if I kiss her before she rips off my pants!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:45:23 2015 No.14198311 File: 66 KB, 700x324, 1444373123549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198302 I'll bet that a monster girl could even rape a man while blind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:45:38 2015 No.14198315 >>14198302 Look at this weakling. Point at him and laugh.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:46:17 2015 No.14198316

>>14198226
>living out in the sticks was hell on your social life
>school is your only chance for social interaction closer than 50 miles away
>except for the farms
>but fuck those places
>damn haughty centaurs
>but never mind that you have a big problem
>prom is two weeks away and you don't have a date
>suddenly a hand smacks your books out of your hand and you hear a barely audible "sorry"
>it's Beth the one Holstuarus in your school
>she was pretty shy until she met the rowdy Minotaur triplets and fell in with their 'gang'
>but you know better
>you've lived next door to Bethany for almost ten years
>she does all of her homework, helps her little sister with hers too
>she watches over her grandmother and discuss their favorite soap operas
>her favorite soap opera is 'All My Cheshires'
>snap back from your walk down memory lane and Beth is glaring at you
>"ANON! DID YOU HEAR ME!"
>ohshitohgodcodeblue
>"Sorry Bethany-"
>"I TOLD YOU IT'S BETH!"
>Beth. I'm sorry I wasn't listening."
>now you did it
>you can see your death in her eyes
>but it never comes
>she's almost crying now
>"I WANT YOU TO GO TO PROM WITH ME!"
>oh so that's what she's talking about
>"Okay."
>"I WILL NOT TAKE NO- Wait a minute..."
>"I'll go with you Beth. When do you want me to pick you up?"
>you never get your answer as you're now headfirst in cowtits
>"OH ANON! I'M SORRY I WAS SO FORCEFUL! NOW YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF ME!"
>have to take thirty minutes to explain that you want to go to prom with her
>after that you're again smothered in cowtits

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:46:18 2015 No.14198317 >>14198308 Not the same anon, but you seem to have a great deal of salt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:46:26 2015 No.14198318 >>14198315 Fuck off maledom nigger. You're the most obnoxious shitposter in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:46:31 2015 No.14198319 >>14198306 No, it's not bait, the heros of the setting had divinely granted strength. Hell, Valkyries are built around creating heros and giving them blessings.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:46:54 2015 No.14198320

>>14198307
>>14198300
>Training only does so much when there are beings running around with all the power & durability of the Ancient Dragon packed into a supermodel's body.
That's factually wrong KC himself said you could train hard and become stronger then any monster like in an RPG

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:47:00 2015 No.14198321 >>14198319 >blessings Like golden showers and stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:47:25 2015 No.14198323 How do you grind in MGE? Can monstergirls cough up XP and be defeated by headpats?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:47:33 2015 No.14198324 >>14198318 Salt-kun, you shouldn't be talking about shitposting. At all.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:47:45 2015 No.14198325

>>14198309
Firearms can't put down tings that don't have a physical form, and there's plenty of creatures with natural armor strong enough to resist them. Unless you intend to become a mixture of Rambo, Van Hellsing, and the Goddamn Batman, something's going to get you eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:48:15 2015 No.14198328 >>14198309 Might as well bust out the minefield at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:48:32 2015 No.14198329 >>14198323 >He fell for the lie There is absolutely no way to be stronger than a monster girl unless you're a Gary Stu fanfiction character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:48:38 2015 No.14198330 >>14198319 You don't need to be a hero to be strong though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:48:55 2015 No.14198331 >>14198316 Fucking glorious. Now the question is, did Anon get any after prom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:49:00 2015 No.14198332 >>14198309 the only divine firearm is the Holy Hand Grenade >stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:49:19 2015 No.14198334 >>14198319 You dont need to be a hero you can grind from village peon to living god in MGE.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:49:35 2015 No.14198335

>>14198302
Dream a little man
there is no point to a tale if ending is the same every time
and even if there was, dont you want more to it then, "guy met monster, and then he was raped"
going by this, lizard girls and salamanders will die cold and alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:49:47 2015 No.14198336 >>14198329 Careful not to fall for this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:49:49 2015 No.14198337 >>14198323 Just get lots of LOVE

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:50:10 2015 No.14198341

>>14198309

Useless against many monsters. Fighting a slime would be like trying to fight a T-1000.

Hell, wurms are so overpowered I have no idea what could take them out.

Now that I think about it why don't we have a liquid metal T-1000 slime monster? One that has shape shifting abilities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:50:15 2015 No.14198342 >>14198329 There is always becoming a wizard. Supposedly trained swordsman can overpower low-tier monsters as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:50:43 2015 No.14198344 >>14198331 Short Answer: >yes Long Answer: >yes he did

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:50:52 2015 No.14198345 >>14198337 Determination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:50:57 2015 No.14198347 >>14198323 Maybe it's like Succubus Quest where you defeat Monstergirls by making them orgasm first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:51:08 2015 No.14198349 >>14198341 >Hell, wurms are so overpowered I have no idea what could take them out. Wizards

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:51:54 2015 No.14198352 File: 58 KB, 600x370, Imp_attack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grind on Imps! With your cock!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:52:03 2015 No.14198353 >>14198316 >I want a holst to act all tough around her Minotaur sisters but be all cuddly when we're alone

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:52:16 2015 No.14198354

>>14198335
Sorry to break it to you anon, but only a VERY few amount of people can defend themselves against monster girls, people who are self insert fanfiction characters that can do nothing wrong.

Everyone else gets a monster girl they don't like and live in an unhappy relationship where their fetishes are never fulfilled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:52:53 2015 No.14198358 >>14198349 >Wizard casts Fireball! >Wurm looks exited! >Wurm wants to know if Wizard is a flammenwurmer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:53:00 2015 No.14198359 >>14198307 >Supposed to be writing a fight against a Dragon >Put it off perpetually God I suck. Spoilered for blogshit, but I just hate days where literally all that I can think is "I suck". Everything about the day is just "I suck".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:53:07 2015 No.14198360 File: 65 KB, 404x231, 1443959944182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198352 Just beware of the seduction move.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:53:30 2015 No.14198364 >>14198342 So what, only one or two of the really shitty monster girls that won't fight back anyway? Yeah, that's a real big reassurance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:53:42 2015 No.14198366 File: 16 KB, 600x600, This bait is so bad it's insulting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198354 Is anyone else encountering unsolvable captchas? I swear to god I'm getting pissed because I can't pass the fucking human test.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:54:46 2015 No.14198368 >>14198359 How could you put that off? Me, I'm putting off a boring kuudere bugfight, but you? You've got good shit to be working on. >>14198366 Captcha wants me to pick street signs where there aren't any, but happens only every other time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:54:56 2015 No.14198369 >>14198364 More like "everything with no notable magical powers or noted super strength" which is like a good third of the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:55:02 2015 No.14198370 >>14198354 >Everyone else gets a monster girl they don't like and live in an unhappy relationship where their fetishes are never fulfilled. Except for Alps, right? They're just living the fucking dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:55:03 2015 No.14198371 File: 1.13 MB, 1057x1120, 1435793413703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198360 Too late!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:55:29 2015 No.14198375 >>14198358 >Wizard casts fireball >Wurm says "I know that trick too!" >Wurm lights herself on fire >Wurm goes to sleep because it's so comfy

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:55:52 2015 No.14198376

>>14198325
Guns were designed with humans in mind, I would think an alternate setting could feature guns or weapons designed specifically against monsters. Something to balance the field when the narrative requires, not to tip it completely into human favor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:56:00 2015 No.14198377 >>14198364 If you want to beat monsters so bad become a wizard then go curse lilims into submission.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:56:00 2015 No.14198378 >>14198369 >third Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:56:13 2015 No.14198379 >>14198335 Agreed if monsters were truly unbeatable then that gimmick gets thrown in the trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:57:04 2015 No.14198382 >>14198377 Not going to happen unless you're born into fanfiction powers. At best if you try and become a wizard you'll get to do shitty party tricks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:57:15 2015 No.14198384 >>14198375 >Wurm has to pour oil on herself to set herself on fire >sleek, sexy, oil covered Wurm confuses and frightens the virginal Wizard >her sleeping form beckons to him >Wizard creates a shield to protect against fire >enters the coils

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:57:35 2015 No.14198385 >>14198376 So high explosives? There's not much that would injure Wurm-dragon-Ushioni-lich style monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:57:40 2015 No.14198386 >>14198379 I often wonder who some people here want MGs to be unbeatable. What's the appeal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:58:44 2015 No.14198390 >>14198386 It's not so much that I want them to be unbeatable, it's just that being a regular human, I can't see any way to beat one that's above Maus-tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:58:55 2015 No.14198391 >>14198335 Except Lizards and Salamanders also rape men into submission, they don't need men to defeat them at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:59:01 2015 No.14198392 >>14198377 Cursing LILIM is a bit high, but you could certainly duel with dragons, liches, witches, etc. with sufficient study. >>14198382 I think you may be underestimating a wizards arcane might.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:59:12 2015 No.14198393 >>14198382 It's amazing how many times people fall for your bait. Is everyone just bored, or really stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:59:13 2015 No.14198394 >>14198384 >wurm on fire >Sleeping >Wizard sleeping with monster That entire post just confuses me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:59:40 2015 No.14198395 >>14198384 >nine months later a new, terrifying breed of wurm was born >they breathe fire and know basic magic >they are the Hell Wurms

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 02:59:53 2015 No.14198397 >>14198386 Not every one, only the higher order monsters. Monsters that are suppose to be powerful. You can beat a slug girl by just walking at a brisk pace after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:00:08 2015 No.14198399 >>14198394 Like fire, Hellfire~ This fire in my skin~ This burning~ Desire~ Is turning me to sin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:00:26 2015 No.14198400 >>14198390 I'd argue that if MGE humans can learn magic/grind to god-tier power, you can't really compare them to us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:00:42 2015 No.14198401 File: 221 KB, 640x480, Implying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198371 Imps! My only weakness!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:09 2015 No.14198402 >>14198395 Heck Wurmling you mean.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:19 2015 No.14198403
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>>14198392
>Cursing LILIM is a bit high
Why? Wizards have just as much power as lilim but the difference is they have to work their entire lives to earn it so why wouldent they be able to beat a donut steel who was simply born with power?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:31 2015 No.14198404 >>14198377 Why cursing her when you can be as dense as mercury?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:43 2015 No.14198405 >>14198400 The average one most certainly can't. It's like comparing RPG protagonist and party members to just the decoration NPCs, which make up the vast majority of the population.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:47 2015 No.14198407 >>14198400 >I'd argue that if MGE humans can learn magic/grind to god-tier power >implying No way anon, at best you'd be able to give something like an Oni or Ogre a run for her money, but at the end of the day you'd still lose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:47 2015 No.14198408 >>14198397 But anon, we are the true monsters. So we should be powerful as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:48 2015 No.14198409 >>14198386 joke answer: femdom fags real answer: sometimes MGE gives some people the impression of a bleak unbeatable darkness where the only ones that are happy are the rapists.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:01:56 2015 No.14198411

>>14198385
Anything magical could probably be stopped with the right ammunition; silver bullets, blessed rounds, shots quenched with holy water, stuff like that. Higher level demons or dragons would probably be immune to anything that isn't an explosive or magic of similar power, so basic firearms would be out of the question for them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:02:08 2015 No.14198412

>>14198385
Chemicals maybe? If monsters have senses then they can feel pain and can be subdued. Like mace but for MG.
I'm not trying to upset the 'monsters are all-powerful crowd'; I just want to introduce possible concepts that could expand the setting.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:03:13 2015 No.14198414

>>14198386
I don't care about most monsters, but I find it really silly when people assume they can just punch a dragon into unconsciousness or something. The entire point of the higher order of monsters is that there's something greater than you out there for you to beware, and onepunchmanning it feels a bit stupid.

But again, this is a porn fantasy modeled after JRPGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:03:30 2015 No.14198415 >>14198405 Well sure, but every "NPC" has the potential to be strong. >>14198407 Keep trying, maybe it'll work the 10th time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:04:54 2015 No.14198417 >>14198403 >wizards have as much power as lilim Aren't Lilim essentially minor gods? Most wizards aren't tangling with deities, thats a dangerous business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:05:18 2015 No.14198418 >>14198415 That's really like saying anyone could become a billionaire. A nice idea, but that's all it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:05:21 2015 No.14198419 >>14198414 >The entire point of the higher order of monsters is that there's something greater than you out there for you to beware No the entire point is to strive to become strong enough to beat said monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:06:15 2015 No.14198420 >>14198414 >But again, this is a porn fantasy modeled after JRPGs. Which is really the point, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:06:39 2015 No.14198421 >>14198414 I like to think of dragon fights as a epic brawl that leaves a crater or two

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:06:43 2015 No.14198422 >>14198412 I'd imagine napalm or something similar would be extremely dangerous to any non-fire based MG. Similarly, most Monsters still need to breath. The question would be how to weaponize a choking agent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:06:55 2015 No.14198423 >>14198417 >Aren't Lilim essentially minor gods? No that's just a Meme they are just really good at seducing people to the point were they dont have to try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:06:57 2015 No.14198424 >>14198417 I think it's more a matter that they radiate so many lust magics that anyone who sees them is going to be unable to move from all of the blood going to their boner and leaving the rest of their body.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:07:27 2015 No.14198425

>>14198368
>How could you put that off?
Mostly an obsession with fighting dragons in FFXIV. Although I've pretty well beaten all the actual content, and there won't be more till November, so I just spend my days grinding out levels in subclasses, crafters, and farming shit for upgrades.

So yeah I lost my excuse of being well-and-truly engrossed a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:07:58 2015 No.14198427 >>14198418 >not believing in the American Dream You break my heart, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:08:10 2015 No.14198428 >>14198419 You're entitled to your opinion but I disagree with it. This is your answer. >>14198421 I'd imagine it'd be more like one crater created very suddenly unless you're a seriously powerful wizard or blessed hero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:08:31 2015 No.14198430 >>14198421 >Dragons >Needing to fight Pfft, yeah right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:08:35 2015 No.14198431 >>14198420 It's still an RPG. There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head. Like the guy who played Skyrim as a common villager.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:08:43 2015 No.14198432 >>14198425 Well then I demand you get back to being productive! I put up an update yesterday, you can do it too! >>14198427 COUSIN! BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:08:53 2015 No.14198433 >>14198427 >Believing the American Dream is still a thing that exists pls. It's nothing more than propaganda now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:09:03 2015 No.14198435 so from what I get from this is that some people want the reverse of the start of Orange's lilim green text? where monsters win no matter what and fuck you for thinking differently?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:09:44 2015 No.14198437 >>14198435 No Beast, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:10:01 2015 No.14198438 >>14198432 >Productive Who do I look like, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:10:03 2015 No.14198439 >>14198431 >There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head And they should be able to, I agree. >Like the guy who played Skyrim as a common villager ...Well, there are people who like work simulators.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:10:07 2015 No.14198440

>>14198415
Yeah, but who the hell is going to set aside their life's work in order to train to become as strong as possible? Maybe one or two peopel but in a pre-industrial society most people are farmers who won't have time to get away from farm work to lift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:10:29 2015 No.14198441 >>14198435 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:11:39 2015 No.14198442 >>14198438 Get that spadetail out of your mouth and get to writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:11:40 2015 No.14198443 >>14198440 This is why I (attempt to, very, very, very slowly) write about characters who possess particular backgrounds in which their life's work is to train to become as strong as possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:11:42 2015 No.14198444 >>14198431 >There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head. The demon lord already did that for you so it really shouldent surprise you that normal people/NPC can git gud now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:12:08 2015 No.14198445 >>14198440 >who the hell is going to set aside their life's work in order to train to become as strong as possible A bunch. Hell, if I knew I could just learn magic, I'd drop everything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:12:49 2015 No.14198447 >>14198443 Why bother? Not like it's going to matter anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:12:56 2015 No.14198448 >>14198440 Those who have lost everything to monster occupation have the ability to reach beyond the constraints of the average commoner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:13:26 2015 No.14198450 >>14198442 I'm not Alp. Like I say every time I get called him for whatever reason; I lack his productivity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:13:40 2015 No.14198451 >>14198439 And just like how the majority of u would throw ourselves at a monster girl, there will be those nutters who reason 'if it has HP, it should be killable, therefore I shall kill it.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:13:47 2015 No.14198452 >>14198437 >Calling him Beast because he mention the greentext He lost his shit being called orange, do you really think that's him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:14:38 2015 No.14198453 >>14198447 Maybe so that for once I can at least attempt to pretend I'm doing something; and that I'm not a complete and utter screw-up at life. Or, wait, were you talking about the people training their whole lives?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:14:41 2015 No.14198454

>>14198445
And how are you going to feed yourself while you're training? House yourself? Clothe yourself? Mind you, this is a pre-industrial society likely working off barter system. If you don't produce something you don't eat.

>>14198443
I'd be interested to hear some of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:14:51 2015 No.14198455 >>14198450 Alp 2

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:15:24 2015 No.14198457
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>>14198450
I wasn't calling you Alp, I was telling you to stop sucking him off. It makes me feel hot and bothered.
>>14198452
Yes, I think he's salty and using the name to do stealthy reconnaissance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:15:26 2015 No.14198458 >>14198440 >I would punch my brother in the face if it meant I would become 'the chosen one' and go on adventures with friends I would even let my brother come he's capable in a firefight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:15:30 2015 No.14198459 >>14198451 But anon, if it has HP, it gives EXP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:15:57 2015 No.14198460 File: 51 KB, 1278x719, b3685c2a76748af142a199e38dc7b974393cef48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198440 A man out for REVENGE against monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:16:13 2015 No.14198461 >>14198448 Monsters aren't really concerned much with governing or taking territory according to the world guides. Why/how would they bother to occupy anything at all? They don't care about economics or lust for power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:16:17 2015 No.14198462 >>14198453 >were you talking about the people training their whole lives? Yes, there is absolutely no point in bothering. You'll always lose anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:16:34 2015 No.14198463 >>14198459 Humans have HP too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:16:36 2015 No.14198464 >>14198454 >If you don't produce something you don't eat. There's always crime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:17:34 2015 No.14198467 >>14198463 so you're telling me to just punch everything that breathes? >I can totally do that after today

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:17:42 2015 No.14198468 >>14198462 >I posted it again

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:17:52 2015 No.14198469 >>14198462 Well, the fact that Dragoons training, fighting, and successfully taming Wyverns at all being a thing KC went out of his way to mention kind of proves you wrong already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:18:01 2015 No.14198470 File: 149 KB, 1000x1000, 1401434256145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198459 But she's just a poor, innocent farmer. What did she ever do to you?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:18:05 2015 No.14198471

>>14198458
But you're not the chosen one -- that's a blessed hero. You're just some guy.

>>14198460
Now, see, this is an actually semi-plausible explaination. I still wonder how you make enough to eat but that's just another issue to put onto the stack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:18:09 2015 No.14198472 Join the Ankh-MoreP'Orc City Watch today and be out fighting rapist Manticores by the evening!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:18:31 2015 No.14198473 >>14197534 >you will never be fucked into monstergirldom by your waifu suffering

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:18:41 2015 No.14198474 >>14198457 It could explain why we haven't heard anything from him. that or his blogshit caught up with him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:18:51 2015 No.14198475 >>14198463 Ok, but who gives more xp? And what about loot? I need to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:19:06 2015 No.14198476 >>14198464 Good way to end in jail/dead. It is possible though, I'll give you that. You'll just be hated and reviled by everyone pretty much forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:19:33 2015 No.14198477 >>14198472 >Ankh Hearing this word here makes me think of 2 things. Anubis' sword. And Phoenix Harpies with funky hairdos who love popsicles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:19:33 2015 No.14198478 >>14198470 Murderhobo does not stop to think of such ethics. >>14198474 Yes. He could be any one of us. Even me... or you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:19:40 2015 No.14198480 >>14198470 >She took something very precious to me >my limited edition Star Wars cup >and my heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:20:07 2015 No.14198481 >>14198476 >You'll just be hated and reviled by everyone pretty much forever. I can live with that, literally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:20:37 2015 No.14198482 >>14198477 It's just the name of a river. Don't get your undergarments in a bunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:21:30 2015 No.14198483 >>14198481 okay someone get edge master here a ban >it's 3:21 >I just want to fap and go to sleep

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:21:51 2015 No.14198484

>>14198475
Well, peasants and beggars are beginner fodder. Then you have the muggers, they're a bit tougher but could drop knives you can use. Move on up to town guards after that, you'll get armor, some coin, and real weapons. That'll attract the soldier event, which will give you boatloads of exp if you survive it. From there you need to go and defeat knights and their armies until you get to the royal palace. The king is like a last boss of a region, but gives amazing loot for the effort. The odd master warrior hermit would be the absolute best for exp, but good luck finding them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:21:52 2015 No.14198485 >>14198482 A river where Devil Bugs probably burrow and breed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:22:44 2015 No.14198487 >>14198481 Personally I'd probably just become a hermit and go live in the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:22:46 2015 No.14198488 >>14198483 A ban for what, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:22:53 2015 No.14198489 >>14198484 >attacking the town guard The sammies won't stand for this mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:22:55 2015 No.14198490 >>14198478 Then again, if it was beast he'd pop up and say it was him. and if it was stalker, he post a link to the greenext. how can you prove you're not beast yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:23:52 2015 No.14198494 >>14198358 >being a wizard without knowing dragon type effectiveness ishygddt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:23:55 2015 No.14198495 >>14198484 Man, somebody should write an encyclopedia about this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:24:09 2015 No.14198496 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198490 Easy. I'm someone else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:25:15 2015 No.14198498 >>14198487 Whatever works best for you mate.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:25:33 2015 No.14198499

>>14198484

What if it's like Oblivion and the guards always outlevel you, chase you forever and can somehow swim faster than you can run? And they appear the moment you do something wrong? And they just keep spawning?

Goddamn that game was ridiculous and I loved it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:26:12 2015 No.14198500 File: 277 KB, 1500x1125, 1444375572867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198478 Alright, murderhobo. Here's your next goal. Go nuts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:26:55 2015 No.14198501 >>14198499 They are part of the "Legion" for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:27:03 2015 No.14198502 >>14198499 don't forget bandits wearing the most powerful armor of all time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:27:19 2015 No.14198503 File: 65 KB, 365x500, Old_Man_Henderson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198500

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:28:15 2015 No.14198505 >>14198502 And demanding like, ten gold when their armor is several thousand times that much.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:28:40 2015 No.14198506
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Did you guys take the bait while I was out getting food!?
Because it sounds like you all took the bait whileI was out getting food!
Just talk about Holstaurs, they're cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:29:03 2015 No.14198507 >>14198502 >>14198505 You brought back enough memories that I'm now forced to DECLARE CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:29:34 2015 No.14198508 >>14198488 You were too edgy anon and you hurt the other anon's delicate sensibilities. >>14198499 Stop! You've violated the law. Sometimes you could lure them into odd forts or dangerous areas and let them combat with the locals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:30:33 2015 No.14198509 >>14198496 I think we should let it go, even if him or his "stalker" is here, at least they are not shitting up the thread with links and random bouts of orange juice. Im gonna go, but ill be back and when im back, i gonna talk about lamia's

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:31:02 2015 No.14198511 >>14198499 >sneak into guard base >steal all food >reverse pickpocket/leave poison apple lying around >guard eats it, doomed to die >guards spawned as replacements die too It was fun finding that out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:31:25 2015 No.14198513 >>14198509 Right then. I could use some advice about Lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:33:48 2015 No.14198515 >>14198508 >you hurt the other anon's delicate sensibilities Dear me, I hope he can forgive me one day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:39:04 2015 No.14198522 >>14198489 >sammies we discworld here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:40:16 2015 No.14198525 >>14198522 Why not? Angua best Werewolfu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:41:20 2015 No.14198528 File: 142 KB, 729x729, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes are olev, and they love you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:41:26 2015 No.14198529 File: 16 KB, 691x597, 1394993791947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198506 Have you ever thought of irrumating a Holstaur/Oni/Succubus while grabbing her by the horns? I do. All the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:46:32 2015 No.14198533 >>14198528 She just needs someone to give her a hug. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:52:26 2015 No.14198538 >>14198525 Great. Now I'm thinking about discworld porn. I didn't want this.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:55:16 2015 No.14198540

>>14198538
In Making Money a dog with a magical vibrator in its mouth chased Angua. She had to climb up on a shelf or something.
In Thud! Angua and the new Vampire girl were going to fight naked in a mud puddle until the Vampire pointed out they didn't have a paying audience.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 03:59:11 2015 No.14198545

How would owl harpies look different from hawks without adding a bunch of feathers to the head and/or neck? Under the feathers they're very similar, and it'd look silly to have a feather mane. A mane would make it look less disturbing when they spin their neck around though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:14:16 2015 No.14198574 File: 137 KB, 850x748, 1430757426382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey, are you filming this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:16:23 2015 No.14198580 >>14198574 >This is a scientific study exploring the notion that 'you can't rape and elf' >Now spread that oil on your skin and wrestle a little

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:16:30 2015 No.14198581 >>14198545 Hawks would be leaner I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:32:20 2015 No.14198605 >>14197513 buttfucking and cumflating!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:32:37 2015 No.14198606 >>14198545 I'd put a fluffy feather mane around their necks, personally. Like a scarf or something. Their eyes would be much bigger, and their mannerisms would involve moving their heads to look at things properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:33:53 2015 No.14198609 File: 2.40 MB, 1353x1920, 1421403583936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198580 >Okay, but how will his help?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:34:55 2015 No.14198611 >>14198609 Shut up and do what you're told and you'll get candy. Dark Elves love candy.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:36:30 2015 No.14198619
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Good evening.

Please assume the rest of this post is in zombie groans and moans because I'm clearly dead.

Sand, Surf, and Silence finally has another chapter complete.
http://pastebin.com/56k91YKt

Meanwhile, the four month absence of Short Distance Confusion continues with only this small less than twenty line preview to show that it isn't being ignored.
http://pastebin.com/Pwt5wy7y

Thank you for your consideration.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:37:30 2015 No.14198627 >>14198609 >Soaking wet white swimsuit on delicious brown flesh Mmmm, that's the stuff... Though I find myself wishing she was covered up more, so that there could be more of that delightful translucency and contrast. Less isn't always more y'know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:38:28 2015 No.14198633 File: 777 KB, 800x1052, 1437422128203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198611 >O-Okay. Like this, mister?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:38:32 2015 No.14198634 >>14198619 >Short Distance Confusion is continuing Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:41:11 2015 No.14198643 >>14198619 >chapter preview Why didn't I think of this?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:43:47 2015 No.14198650
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>>14198627
Look what's behind her head, man. She's not wearing that for comfort.

Unfortunately, I don't have any other transparent swimsuit images. Will a singlet suffice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:45:50 2015 No.14198657 I offer you snake maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:45:51 2015 No.14198658 >>14198609 It's a trick to get you into lewd things. Get out while you can. Lovely neckpiece by the way, I'm a sucker for that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:46:52 2015 No.14198661 File: 7 KB, 224x225, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198657 forgot the pic like a fool

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:48:20 2015 No.14198667 File: 1.01 MB, 1000x1201, cf85ab1208fe624579e36cac5746095a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198658 >Is he telling the truth, mister? Are you trying to make us do naughty things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:50:11 2015 No.14198674 >>14198661 1) That's old news. 2) That is this, a maid for ants?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:50:57 2015 No.14198677 >>14198667 It's all for the sake of science! Now, take these buttplugs and work them into each other's anuses. They're rather big, but with all that oil it'll be fine if you take it nice and slow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:52:48 2015 No.14198682 >>14198677 RUN! RUN LIKE THE DICKENS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:54:11 2015 No.14198687 >>14198674 old news or not, I just want to talk about lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:54:26 2015 No.14198689 >>14198650 I can tell. Thus I'm criticizing the taste of whoever dressed her up. And that's nice...but white would be better. >>14198667 Oh yeah, that's a nice amount of material there...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:56:28 2015 No.14198695 >>14198687 Fine you know the sad part about lamias? all the vore crap that's associated with them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:57:31 2015 No.14198699 File: 294 KB, 763x826, 52933503_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi I got unbanned. What's the latest kool drama you guys have? Can I have some of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:58:30 2015 No.14198702 File: 1.40 MB, 768x1024, 1430369619439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198677 >It really hurts, and now I feel really weird down there. I'm scared, mister!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:58:32 2015 No.14198703 >>14198699 Whatever it is that you did, Foul Fiend! But this land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:58:59 2015 No.14198706 >>14198699 I think KGA's back and we had an invincible monstergirls thing going on. This must be the nostalgia thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 04:59:33 2015 No.14198707 >>14198702 Now here's a man who knows how to handle Elves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:00:36 2015 No.14198710 >>14198695 yeah that could get a little jarring then again, if you stay away from deviant art, you should be fine for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:00:50 2015 No.14198713 >>14198702 I'm not surprised that there are so many relevant pictures of dark elves. And the answer is: phase 1 complete. Commence phase 2, the dicking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:01:54 2015 No.14198714 >>14198703 Also foot fetish furries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:02:20 2015 No.14198716 >>14197916 >"Ara ara you little shits~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:04:27 2015 No.14198724 >>14198716 She shouldn't bully the loli foxes just because they have more sex appeal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:05:15 2015 No.14198725 >>14197904 >I imagine that it would be more subtle and involve less shouting/screaming. how would that work? in cartoons, no one "quietly" powers up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:05:58 2015 No.14198727 >>14198054 >People going back to Never left it. What the fuck kinda nam flashbacks are you having, grandpa?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:11:48 2015 No.14198753 >>14198710 >deviant art searching there is like flipping a coin heads:you get what you want. tails: furrys, ponys and sonic OC's that place needs a overhaul

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:14:40 2015 No.14198765 >>14198695 whats vore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:15:38 2015 No.14198772 File: 431 KB, 1344x756, 1444382138580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198753 Tails is this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:15:52 2015 No.14198774 >>14198765 that, anon is a bear best left unprodded seriously, don't even google it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:16:53 2015 No.14198775 >>14198765 What >>14198774 said. It's not worth it. The autism is too great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:18:10 2015 No.14198779 >>14198713 >Y-You wanna put your... thing... inside me? Please no, mister! I don't want to do this anymore! Really not sure how much more I could get away with beyond this point

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:18:49 2015 No.14198781 >>14198772 Damn my curiosity! that actually hurt to read.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:19:20 2015 No.14198783 File: 962 KB, 960x717, 1443091090547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198779 And I forget the image like an idiot...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:19:25 2015 No.14198784 >>14198779 That's alright, the experiment is a success. Hypothesis proven, you CAN rape an elf under the right circumstances! SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:20:41 2015 No.14198790 >>14198753 You neglect the fact that odds are about 7/10 that you'll get Tails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:20:44 2015 No.14198791 >>14198775 Its part of my box labelled "why is this a thing?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:21:43 2015 No.14198794 >>14198783 I hope that statue they're making of her mother comes out better than all the ones of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:22:09 2015 No.14198795 >>14198790 True, I remember that one time i went there of asura's wrath art never again that hurt the soul

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:22:27 2015 No.14198796
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>>14198687
>>14198695
I never paid much attention. I haven't come across much vore of them. Even if I did, it's mostly wesern stuff anyway, which first of all, eww. Second, I don't save it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:23:13 2015 No.14198802 File: 201 KB, 291x411, 1421057795954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198765 the reason pics like this are taken the wrong way other then that >>14198774

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:24:53 2015 No.14198805 >>14198796 True, the west likes its vore but it doesn't effect my eastern snakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:27:17 2015 No.14198814 >>14198184 >"going? No idea. But I know exactly where I'm cumming."

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:27:19 2015 No.14198816

>>14198795
I think the best way to just notice the contrast of what's good vs. everything else on dA, is to just look at the recommended or featured things on the front or main print sales pages. Those're usually quite good. Then, attempt to just search any random thing. The contrast is astounding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:29:51 2015 No.14198820 >>14198816 its actually quite scary when you think about it. It's like a scotch egg with the egg part replaced with maggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:30:59 2015 No.14198826 >>14198805 how easten do you like your snakes, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:31:48 2015 No.14198829 File: 364 KB, 778x865, 1424885967226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We ARE the reinforcements!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:32:22 2015 No.14198830 File: 686 KB, 700x740, 1443318703523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198784 >R-Really? Are you sure you don't have put your co- er, thing, inside us? Just to be sure? Or try it with two people? It doesn't feel like I was raped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:32:35 2015 No.14198831 File: 123 KB, 472x580, Shirohebi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198826 this eastern I joke, there's not a lamia in MGE I don't like. even stone snake has some charm

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:34:29 2015 No.14198838 >>14198830 Who here is of the belief that we need more mother-daughter threesomes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:36:37 2015 No.14198851 File: 191 KB, 622x374, Z_Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198831 I had completely forgot about stone snake,

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:40:11 2015 No.14198863 File: 43 KB, 467x353, 20dcf602f0b69134bfdf52cff9cdfd09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198831 Medusa are fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:44:21 2015 No.14198873 What about dungeon snake? we should get the whole party here!

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:44:56 2015 No.14198874

>>14198838
I'm not against them
>Daughter is nervous, but a bit pouty
>mother is loving and more comfortable
>It's daughter's first time, and she cries out a lot
>Mother hasn't had a dicking for a while, lots of sensual moaning
>Each of them alternates between playing with themselves & teasing the other while the other one is being fucked.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:45:53 2015 No.14198877
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>Get transported to a fantasy world with MGs
>Wander around, lost, and starving to death
>You get found by a human loli and her silver kitsune meidou
>They offer to let you stay with them in their big mansion for a while
>It turns out loli's extremely wealthy parents died and she was left alone with the kitsune, whom her parents had formed a pact with
>Kitsune is like a Christmas Cake at this point since she's been dedicated to raising the loli
>You all warm up to each other as you become a handyman and help them around the house, you dabble in teaching loli on the side
>She bonds with you instantly since your the only male figure she's had in her life since her dad died
>Kitsune however is wary, as she's very protective of her loli, and thinks you may be damn lolicon
>Loli become your daughteru and you love her with all your heart
>You three grow closer and do things like go on picnic, take naps together, read stories, etc.
>One night after dinner, while loli reads a book, all spread out on the floor in front of the fireplace, and you and the kitsune meidou sit on the couch watching her, you decide to broach something with her
>"What if we adopted her?"
>She's puzzled "I've thought of that a million times, but the laws state that only married couples may adopt children."
>"I know, so how about we get married?"
>"M-M-MARRIED?" she exclaims, hands on her cheeks, blushing profusely
>"YOU AND ANON ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED?!" yells loli as she rushed up to you two
>You shoot kitsune meidou an expectant look
>She looks back and smiles, tears of happiness trailing down her cheeks "yes!"
>"How would you like it if she and I became your new mommy and daddy?"
>"REALLY?!" loli is excitedly jumping up and down, while kitsune laughs
>You and kitsune share a kiss and hug loli
>Then you all lived happily ever after as a family

EPILOGUE:
>You and kitsune have babbies and loli becomes their very responsible and pernicious onee-san

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:49:02 2015 No.14198885 >>14198877 When does the loli become a kitsune-bi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:49:07 2015 No.14198886 File: 190 KB, 538x600, Echidna_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198873 echidna has joined the party! still, I would go dungeoning if it mean I get her as a reward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:50:51 2015 No.14198894 >>14198885 kitsune-tsuki*, mixed the two up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:53:43 2015 No.14198905 >>14198886 I dont like being fooled if she lures me with treasure, there better be some goddamned treasure!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:54:47 2015 No.14198911 >>14198820 That sound horrible but accurate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:58:18 2015 No.14198922 File: 77 KB, 629x579, 1400150996296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14198905 Sure there is. The treasure is within.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:59:13 2015 No.14198928 File: 1.82 MB, 300x225, 1332788878074.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW you will never have freaky non-euclidean sex with a Chesire while listening to MACCINTOSH PLUS https://youtu.be/si1llfNXsI0

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 05:59:27 2015 No.14198929 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick! Take this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:00:16 2015 No.14198931 >>14198929 No. I've gone clean after yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:01:28 2015 No.14198934 >>14198922 Im talking gold! relics! power swords! ancient tech!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:02:48 2015 No.14198938 >>14198934 Why would there be any of that in a dungeon? Dungeons are for locking people up. When whoever it was that did the locking up left, squatters moved in. They don't have that stuff either, they have to live in an abandoned prison.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:05:58 2015 No.14198948 >>14198938 fantasy dungeons are where monsters and the occasional evil wizard stay, most of the time they stuff it with tresure. and the echidna is famous for living there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:07:01 2015 No.14198951 >>14198948 I think you've read too many silly comic books. Let momma Echidna give you a crash-course on the facts of life...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:07:39 2015 No.14198952 >>14198929 Thanks Doc Wait isn't that what the Wock guy says?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:08:41 2015 No.14198955 >>14198951 But muh treasure... how am i supposed to prove my bravery without any loot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:08:46 2015 No.14198956 >>14198952 Maybe the 'mukade is purple because it's got Wock concentrate in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:09:47 2015 No.14198958 >>14198955 You're plenty brave enough if you come into a spooky place like that, mommy Echidna is proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:10:05 2015 No.14198959 >>14198929 I perfectly healthy doc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:12:38 2015 No.14198969 >>14198958 sigh Fine, but the next Time I go one a adventure, Im gonna fine something shiny to bring home

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:14:20 2015 No.14198973 >>14198969 Dont listen to her Anon! she planned this! she planed it all! go fight a wizard before you fall for her lies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:16:14 2015 No.14198979 >>14198874 This is my fetish.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:20:23 2015 No.14198992
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>>14198973
>adventure anon goes into dungeon for treasure.
>finds nothing but a echidna who tells him he's wrong about dungeons
>friend tries to warn anon of her lies about adventuring.
>its too late, the echidna is pregnant

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:21:19 2015 No.14198997 >>14198992 This is why you don't go on adventures. Make you late for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:23:13 2015 No.14199002 >>14198992 >only friend sees that face on the echidna man if we had art of the echidna doing that face it fits with her profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:25:49 2015 No.14199006 >>14198997 In MGE, don't go outside, lock doors and windows, get your crap my mail order only and keep everything clean. that way you can die a virgin. or delay rape for a significant amount of time before something goes wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:27:32 2015 No.14199009 File: 236 KB, 1280x720, 1398539299486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199002 you need a better face for that

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:28:34 2015 No.14199014

>>14199006
But...you have to open your door and at least take a half-step outside to get the things you mail-order...

Unless you install some weird kind of armored lock-box in which things can be deposited in the outside, and then retrieved on the inside. Even then some MG could shrink herself to sneak inside through it or somethin'...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:28:34 2015 No.14199015 >>14199006 The best defense against rape is to marry a monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:29:55 2015 No.14199019 >>14199014 You could do what that one anon did and become a librarian. Though even then you might be raped by an orange-haired Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:30:10 2015 No.14199020 >>14199014 Who needs shrinking? Fairies could swarm through it. Then you'd have a swarm of faeries flying around your home getting into your food and playing pranks on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:31:21 2015 No.14199024 >>14199014 Like I said, until something goes wrong. there is other things this to worry about, like ghosts and nightmares. and then theres the powerhouse monsters that will smash you house and not give a shit. the end result is "at least you tried"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:32:26 2015 No.14199027 >>14199024 >Ending 4: At Least You Tried: A Doomed Moral Victor. Normal End

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:32:28 2015 No.14199028 >>14198992 I want mastermind echidnas to be a thing

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:34:04 2015 No.14199031
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>>14199024
>the end result is "at least you tried"
Well, if that makes you feel...better?

>Other things to worry about, like...nightmares
I don't worry about Nightmares. I pray for 'em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:34:14 2015 No.14199032 >>14199027 I cant think of what the other endings for this would be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:35:34 2015 No.14199033 >>14199032 Ending 1: U a Slut: An Overeager Monster Loving Victor: If That's What You Want End

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:37:15 2015 No.14199038

>>14199024

No, the best option is to take steps to increase the chance of you getting taken by a monster that you like. Cutting yourself off entirely means you have exactly as much control over what rapes you as if you were living a normal life.

Though I choose to believe that monsters can "smell" their compatibility with someone by their spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:37:31 2015 No.14199040 >powerhouse monsters that will smash you house and not give a shit. That's why you reinforce the bricks with gnome magic!...wait. ending 5: didn't thing it through: stupid end

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:40:03 2015 No.14199048 >>14199038 this situation alone is unicorn bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:41:31 2015 No.14199051 >>14199031 the question is, how close do they have to be to fuck with your dreams? and then, what if they convince you to go outside?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:41:45 2015 No.14199052 >>14199038 >exclusively fap to x MG >become unappealing to everything else whilst what you fapped to sees you as stereotypical handsome anime man and immediately goes for you welcome to MGE, pick your wife up by the door

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:41:49 2015 No.14199053

>>14199038
>"Smell" their compatibility with someone
That doesn't seem much better. Imagine being deemed "Compatible" with a Cait Sith, regardless of your feelings towards cats, furries, and other related articles.

Really, I find it much more likely them just being able to smell/sense degrees of arousal. It seems like it'd be common sense that MGs would be able to sense and/or smell arousal; but given the degree of their specialization towards sexuality, it doesn't seem that far-fetched to me that they might be able to tell the difference between simple biological reaction, and specific, conscious arousal towards them or their particular species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:42:57 2015 No.14199058 >>14199051 Well, if she's into exhibitionism, I won't argue... Hell, she'd probably loosen up my inhibitions with some dreams on particular subjects first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:43:28 2015 No.14199059 >>14199048 how far would they go for delicious virgin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:45:48 2015 No.14199071 >>14199053 The only way that would happen in that setting is if you were in self denial about not liking furries. Basically how I see it is that the monsters can sense what you want better then you can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:48:44 2015 No.14199081 >>14199006 and then a echidna disguised as a human will trick you into going for a item to ward off monsters the item is her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:50:56 2015 No.14199091 >>14199071 I was just using a deliberately extreme example to highlight issues with the term "Compatibility".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:54:08 2015 No.14199099 >>14199032 Ending 2: we hardly knew ye: Claimed before the house was built: messed up early end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:54:30 2015 No.14199103 >>14199091 When I use it I simply mean that they can tell via magic. It's magic I don't got to explain shit. If you get a monster you think you don't like it's because you'd actually like it if you tried it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:55:52 2015 No.14199106 >have a childlike, playful makeout with your mosquito girlfriend >lean for her chest and bite on one of the nipples without a second thought >it spurts your own blood in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:57:08 2015 No.14199110 >>14198928 Jesus, that man is being mauled, why won't anybody help him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 06:57:47 2015 No.14199113 >>14199006 what about leaning how to fight in the seriously likely case they will get in?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:02:38 2015 No.14199134

>>14199113
that could back fire
>keep yourself in self made lock house.
>lean to fight against monsters that get past your defences
>successfully defend against invaders for some time
>become high profile target for strong monsters and eager lizard girls.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:04:02 2015 No.14199141

>>14199113
I feel like any kind of non-edged weapon based martial arts would be absolutely useless against most monsters.

like it's one thing to know you can actually swing a sword at something and still cut it

it's another to throw a punch and have it completely stopped, then look up in horror at a grinning, amused werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:05:20 2015 No.14199142 File: 512 KB, 916x902, img000031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do we feel about aggressive, sexy, seductive monster girls that have only a very basic understanding of sex and zero experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:05:52 2015 No.14199145 >>14199141 Akido could be a stop-gap until you learn to use a blade

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:06:56 2015 No.14199147 Happy Leif Erikson Day! A hinga dinga durgin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:07:00 2015 No.14199148 >>14199142 "when im done with you, the outside would will be boring!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:07:49 2015 No.14199150 >>14199142 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:10:39 2015 No.14199158 >>14199147 Huh. So that's a thing.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:17:50 2015 No.14199178

>>14199142
Not as good as inexperienced, clueless rape trains.
>You're cornered by a Hellhound
>She has zero experience and only really knows that penis plus vagina means she should feel good
>Still she's determined to do this
>She Throws you to the floor mercilessly and starts tearing your clothes to shreds only to stop when she gets to your underwear
>It's the moment of truth, she's never actually seen one after all
>She slowly removes your underwear exposing your manhood to the air, looking almost puzzled as she sees it
>Looking back forth between your penis and her crotch the gears in her head start to turn
>She Positions herself above you and slowly slides the shaft inside her, her face contorting as her hymen is torn followed by a smug look of self satisfaction as it goes all the way in
>Figuring she'd done everything she just sits there proudly with her arms folded, completely convinced that this is what sex is like
>Completely unaware that she's actually supposed to move

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:19:43 2015 No.14199182 >>14199142 I prefer if she's still being aggressive when the real thing happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:21:05 2015 No.14199186 File: 3.94 MB, 2900x1950, 1. January.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to start your day off with a Jabberwock! 5 down, 8 to go! Just got the sketch from Butter-T, so he'll probably be next unless another artist is faster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:24:05 2015 No.14199190 >>14199186 Thanks, I love the official /d/ mascot!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:25:15 2015 No.14199192 >>14199186 God bless you, you crazy Jabberwock lover. You're ahead of me too. 3/10 of my top 10 monster girls down so far, waiting on funds and then artists takes a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:32:57 2015 No.14199208 >>14199190 Now why do you have to bully? This isn't the bully girl thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:33:53 2015 No.14199210 >>14199186 Well, I don't mind Jabberwocky. I do wish we had more vanilla Dragon though.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:36:24 2015 No.14199219

>>14199052
>you become attractive to the kind you've fapped to the most
>your highest count so far is still to normal 3D blue-eyed blondes
>get stuck with a model brick-dense overprotective Paladin girl who shoos away all the monsters
>somehow mamonobama meddles in
>turn into a dumb feral oomba yumba since the porn was mostly interracial and race cuckoldry themed
WAKE
ME
UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:36:39 2015 No.14199220 >>14199178 Sigh I'm already getting raped and I still have to do all the work. >Proceeds to start pushing my dick upward towards her pussy

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:38:14 2015 No.14199226

>>14199186
>Asuka
>Satsuki
>Nagato
>Some chick from Muv-Luv
Eh, alright taste. Lovely pic overall though. That hand-painted style is a bit rough in areas, but looks gorgeous overall.

>>14199192
I think I've gotten artwork done of...5 different MGs? Maybe I should branch out more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:38:14 2015 No.14199227 >>14199208 How am I bullying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:39:25 2015 No.14199229 >>14199186 Shit taste on girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:50:01 2015 No.14199256 I wish Winter would come so we can green text about snuggling up with Monster Girl and drinking hot coco

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:50:13 2015 No.14199258 >>14199134 >become high profile target for strong monsters and eager lizard girls. I would want a story were that shit gets seiged

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:52:06 2015 No.14199260 >>14199256 just do it now

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:53:13 2015 No.14199266 >>14199260 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO DO IT NOW IT'S NOT WINTER

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:55:07 2015 No.14199270 >>14199266 Where I am has already had a few inches of snow. It's totally winter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:55:47 2015 No.14199273 >>14199270 Go away Alaska/Russia/Canada/Greenland

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:55:57 2015 No.14199274 >>14199266 its cold where i am and that is enough to do it for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:07:17 2015 No.14199304 >>14199274 Time to dust off your Free Hugs sign and find a Yeti for the winter WARNING: this post is not responsible for Yeti abductions, warm feelings, or fireside snuggling

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:07:55 2015 No.14199305 >>14199227 Not him but you are most definitely being a little shit that's for sure.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:10:42 2015 No.14199309
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>>14199273
Nope, here to stay.
And on that note, this thread has not had a daily dose of muscle.
>single human man new in town
>decide to join a gym and maybe scout out a fit waifu
>local gym is owned and managed by an extremely zealous blue Oni who considers herself the steward of her members health
>she spends time not only partying with her Oni friends, but going out to dinner with potential business partners and clients
>as such, she has attracted some amazingly thick Succubi, Tanuki, and several flavors of wolfu
>notices when you enter, personally signs you for membership
>decides to troll you with a "preview workout"
> "ZIPANGU! TRAINING! ZIPANGU! TRAINING!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:10:45 2015 No.14199310 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the president has been kidnapped by kunoichi! are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:12:18 2015 No.14199312 >>14199310 The president probably doesn't want to be rescued

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:12:22 2015 No.14199313 >>14199309 >terry crews raijin man do i want this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:12:57 2015 No.14199315 File: 154 KB, 943x1333, All that and a bag of chips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't you rather snuggle with a nice warm centaur in winter instead? I mean technically they have a higher body temp than humies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:13:36 2015 No.14199316 >>14199310 as long as obama gives me a burger yes I do know the original was reagan

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:18:14 2015 No.14199325 >>14199256 Fuck, it's 3°C right now outside and it's snowing. The winter is already here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:18:45 2015 No.14199326 >>14199312 what about the first lady?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:19:04 2015 No.14199327 >>14199310 I feel like it'd be more accurate for me to be saving the Kunoichi from Donald Trump then the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:19:49 2015 No.14199332 >>14198144 What a fucboi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:20:01 2015 No.14199334 File: 791 KB, 668x800, 96380d65a3d685215005610d0faf9230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199315 Why not

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:21:10 2015 No.14199339 >>14199326 Michelle was probably lilim'ed into the kunoichi that stole him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:22:11 2015 No.14199342 >>14199339 what a way to step down

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:22:48 2015 No.14199343 >>14198192 >not being able to punch hard and fast enough you make her evaporate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:25:08 2015 No.14199350 >>14199147 Does that mean we get a new Vinland Saga chapter today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:25:13 2015 No.14199351 >>14199339 >lilim'ed that sounds like a fun way to put it in stead of corrupted. >Lilim chasing a group of human girls >"YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET LILIM'ED!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:26:10 2015 No.14199352 >>14199339 A wife stealing her husband? That's not a crime. Fuck this noise, let's go eat some donuts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:27:22 2015 No.14199355 >>14199352 he still has a job to do! at least for a few more months

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:28:35 2015 No.14199357 >>14199355 Not a crime, not doing your job. Will get you fired, but not a crime. Now if you'd kindly stop bugging your elders, you can avoid a weekend with the K-9 unit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:29:22 2015 No.14199359 File: 8 KB, 512x448, fbd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199310 better question, what monster girl would be the "ruffians"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:30:39 2015 No.14199361 >>14199359 I doesn't matter NO ONE will want Cameron back

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:32:10 2015 No.14199363 >>14199359 Goblins with cockney accents.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:33:32 2015 No.14199367 What's the greatest story that can be told with MGs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:33:38 2015 No.14199368 >>14199361 >NO ONE will want Cameron back Is he that bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:34:25 2015 No.14199369 >>14199361 Can you guys at least take Piers Morgan back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:34:39 2015 No.14199370 >>14199367 fallen maidens if the MC was less snowflakey

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:35:53 2015 No.14199373 >>14199369 No! he is your problem now! I bet if a mindflayer got into is brain she'd start vomiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:36:38 2015 No.14199375 >>14199370 That's not aspiring very high.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:36:48 2015 No.14199377 File: 889 KB, 1049x641, Ushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im gettin some soup tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:37:13 2015 No.14199379 >>14199359 >various monsters let by a mad hatter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:37:16 2015 No.14199380 >>14198702 Holy shit is she a fennec elf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:37:50 2015 No.14199381 >>14199377 and thats the wrong image. oh well, it kinda works

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:38:36 2015 No.14199383 >>14199377 What kind of soup? >open up the image I feel like I'm being watched.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:39:22 2015 No.14199385 >>14199383 Chicken noodle soup, the best kind of soup for cold weather

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:39:27 2015 No.14199386 >>14198783 >you will never grab muramasa like she were a barrel and nuzzle and headbutt her ass, then eat her out until she can't stand

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:39:41 2015 No.14199387 >>14199367 A team of hero's that get stranded in monster territory and get taken out survival horror style.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:40:10 2015 No.14199390

>Have trouble sleeping at night.
>Sign up for the MGC Daki service.
>As a customer, not employee.
>They have a roster of men and monsters they send out to customers to be used as Dakis.
>Strict no sex rule but it's still basically a glorified dating service.
>The monsters are mostly weresheep and dormice and things of that nature.
>Doorbell rings at 10:30, you go answer it.
>It's a demon. Blue skin, slitted eyes glowing yellow, evil looking black horns.
>She's wearing some kind of skin-tight leather catsuit that shows off an absurdly hourglass-shaped figure.
>She's tall as well; with her high heels she's almost as tall as you.
>Her cold glare freezes you in place when you open the door. This can't possibly be the girl you're waiting for.
>"Are you Anon?" Her voice is emotionless and commanding.
>You say that you are.
>She nods and marches into your home.
>"I'm Verina. I'm from the Daki service. Are you ready for bed? I don't mind waiting a bit if you need some time."
>You immensely regret signing up. You're feeling awkward and a little afraid but you don't want to make this any worse so you decide to go along with it for now.
>You say you're ready and quickly show her around the house.
>In short order you are lying in bed with only the dim light of your bedside lamp to see by and Verina is in your bathroom 'preparing'.
>She comes out a few minutes later wearing a modest white linen nighty with a flower print.
>She's carrying one of those special pillows meant to accommodate horns. It's shaped like a cartoon sheep and kind of looks like a teddy bear.
>She places it next to you and silently slips under the covers, turning the light off on the way in.
>She laid down facing you; you can see her eyes glowing faintly in the darkness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:40:22 2015 No.14199391 >>14199106 L-lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:40:58 2015 No.14199392 >>14199387 Predator?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:41:32 2015 No.14199394

>>14199390
>After a few moments of silence she inches closer and nudges you.
>Taking the hint, you roll onto your side and hesitantly wrap your arms around her, holding her like you would a daki and silently freaking the fuck out.
>She calmly snuggles into you, wrapping her spade tail around one of your legs and resting her face lightly against yours.
>She's out like a light within seconds.
>You wake up in the morning in the exact same position, with her staring at your face.
>You lock eyes with her and - not knowing what to do - end up stuck like that.
>You spend fifteen minutes staring at each other with her tail drawing lazy circles on the top of your foot.
>After which she wordlessly gets up and leaves the room.
>You find her in the kitchen, still in her pajamas, making pancakes.
>After the two of you have breakfast together she changes back into her normal clothes, gives you a cool but polite goodbye, then leaves.
>She left her pillow on your bed though.
>All you can think is 'what the actual fuck just happened?'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:41:37 2015 No.14199395 >>14199370 A disgraced lilim that works her way from shit to queen of a large demon realm

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:42:29 2015 No.14199397 >>14199390 >>14199394 I had high hopes for the leather catsuit but I guess this is okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:43:10 2015 No.14199398 >>14198877 Being protective is one thing and it works in this case because human loli but >MG cockblocking anyone Come on mang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:43:42 2015 No.14199399 >>14199394 That demon is a weirdo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:44:46 2015 No.14199401 >>14199392 huh, It does sound like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:45:48 2015 No.14199405 >>14199395 Question, how would a lilim get disgraced?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:46:17 2015 No.14199406 >>14199401 >Indian Tracker finds her pussy juices >Leader says "If it schlicks, we can fuck it"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:46:30 2015 No.14199407 >>14199178 >tears off your clothes [x]Punch with the fury of a thousand wurms and go get raped by someone more considerate Clothes cost money and I'm poor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:47:57 2015 No.14199410 >>14199407 >fury of a thousand worms How much fury is that? Do Wurms even feel fury?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:48:17 2015 No.14199411 >>14199405 Like this >>/jp/thread/S14101711#p14105211

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:48:39 2015 No.14199412 >>14199405 I got a few ideas >loses her army and demon realm >caught in a order trap and loses her power >betrayed by a demon subordinate or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:49:48 2015 No.14199416 >>14199370 >tfw still haven't got around it I WILL someday fucking hell, just as I'll finish DS 2 and read Moose's Saga to the kuu bug entrance. >>14199398 She secretly cuntblocks that lowly human bitch germ from you, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:50:07 2015 No.14199417 >>14199106 DIS-GUS-TING!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:50:29 2015 No.14199420 >>14199412 This one is way better >>14199411 It's the greatest disgrace any succubi can suffer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:51:40 2015 No.14199422 >>14199420 fucking ouch

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:52:20 2015 No.14199424 >>14199410 Steal a wurm's cookie and eat it right in front of her, then reconsider that question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:52:44 2015 No.14199425 >>14199416 dont rush, only 2 stories are translated as of this post

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:54:18 2015 No.14199429

>>14199424
>Wurm puts her arm around my shoulder
>"Anon, sometimes friends do things that hurt other friends, but don't really mean to"
>"So when I do what I do next, I want you to know that I really mean to"
>she uses Wurm Coil Power to give you a titty twister

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:54:37 2015 No.14199430 >>14199412 >>betrayed by a subordinate or something. you've just reminded me I need to read red eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:55:45 2015 No.14199434 >>14199406 predator would be a jinko or demon right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:55:45 2015 No.14199435 >>14199315 Yes. But I want my horses to be Vanilla! Nice smooth vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:55:54 2015 No.14199436 >>14199429 >my >you I see this anon used an old ninja trick. >>14199430 Is that finished? I remember picking it up and then leaving it to simmer a long, long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:56:44 2015 No.14199438 >>14199429 >Wurm full-body Indian burn Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:56:57 2015 No.14199439 >>14199434 Nah. It'd be some Monoeye who used cheap tricks like superior tech.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:57:37 2015 No.14199441 >>14199436 I don't know, Ima go check

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:58:13 2015 No.14199443 >>14199434 Jubjub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:59:11 2015 No.14199445 >>14199439 >Monoeye preadator Is that so you can do the "ugly motherfucker" scene?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:59:24 2015 No.14199446 >>14199443 Glowing green blood is now glowing pink love-juice

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:00:09 2015 No.14199449

>>14199390
>>14199394
The MG Daki program would like to remind Wendigos who order the service to take it easy and stop running in circles when our employees arrive, they are here to help you relax and have a good night's sleep not wake up your neighbors with awawa sirens

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:00:17 2015 No.14199450 >>14199445 N-no. It's so she has an excuse to wear a helmet and keep her species hidden.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:00:20 2015 No.14199452 >You'll never get hugged by a giant slightly chubby St.Bernard Dog girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:02:05 2015 No.14199455 File: 361 KB, 640x360, 1444395725653.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Succubutt standing outside your house screaming DO ME!JUST! DO ME! Don't let your dick stay dry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:04:45 2015 No.14199464 >>14199455 Well, how can I resist such a motivational kick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:07:13 2015 No.14199470 >>14199455 Can't she be quieter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:08:02 2015 No.14199474 >>14199455 Be quiet, i just woke up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:11:03 2015 No.14199479 File: 65 KB, 459x800, 77c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] too small, do not want

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:12:14 2015 No.14199480 >>14199479 It'll be fine, they stretch

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:14:26 2015 No.14199486 >>14199470 >>14199474 She would be if you just shoved your dick down her throat. But you just procrastinate. Yesterday you said tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:15:33 2015 No.14199491 >>14199486 I'm just sick and don't wanna make anyone sick as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:22:09 2015 No.14199500 Help me come up with an MC who is neither a betamax faggot or a special snowflake gary stu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:23:02 2015 No.14199501 >>14199500 No. He must be the strongest thing in the universe or he isn't the MC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:24:18 2015 No.14199503 >>14199501 Well if it works for Saitama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:24:31 2015 No.14199504 >>14199500 A knight with a 60/40 win record and a liking for cherries

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:24:34 2015 No.14199505 >>14199500 Just write a regular guy. Regular Joe is opposite of snowflake stu and will only end up as a betamax faggot if the writer is and is unaware of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:24:38 2015 No.14199506 >>14199500 No, you'll most likely fail anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:25:27 2015 No.14199507 >>14199505 That's usually what happens to my MCs, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:27:17 2015 No.14199511 >>14199500 Good luck with that. Any MC that isn't immediately raped or is a higher level than 1 is automatically a gary stu in this place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:28:00 2015 No.14199513 >>14199500 That one guy from that one harem with giant robots and elves

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:28:47 2015 No.14199516 >>14199500 What is the story going to be about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:29:20 2015 No.14199517 >>14199500 average joe that likes books

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:30:03 2015 No.14199518 >>14199516 It's not for a story. This is just a brainstorming session.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:30:32 2015 No.14199520 >>14199511 Would you like some honey in your brine this morning, my lord?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:30:34 2015 No.14199521 >>14199500 trainee magic knight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:31:09 2015 No.14199522 >>14199500 Drifter who knows martial arts but can't win against multiple enemies without getting severely beaten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:32:13 2015 No.14199526 >>14199521 The hell is a magic knight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:32:22 2015 No.14199527 >>14199500 Knight that uses gnome power to use heavy weaponry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:32:46 2015 No.14199530 >>14199500 This >>14199511 so do whatever you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:33:46 2015 No.14199532 >>14199526 Knights that amp their ability's with elements and other effects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:34:08 2015 No.14199535 >>14199522 >severely beaten Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:34:14 2015 No.14199536 >>14199520 I'm sure this funny and clever in some universe. Too bad it's not this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:35:33 2015 No.14199541 >>14199535 All injuries can be cured with bandages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:36:15 2015 No.14199545 >>14199527 Ima take this one I find it interesting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:37:19 2015 No.14199547 >>14199500 office worker that has to sort though a demons paperwork

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:37:32 2015 No.14199550 >>14199536 A wonderful comeback, your Saltiness. You awe me with your wit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:39:59 2015 No.14199553 >>14199550 Ironic shitposting aside, Are you seriously gonna pretend I'm wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:41:27 2015 No.14199557 >>14199511 Not the place's fault that a good portion of opposite cases do, in fact, end up in horrific stus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:42:22 2015 No.14199560 >>14198929 Thanks Doc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:42:29 2015 No.14199563 >>14199557 I want to read something bad name some

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:43:29 2015 No.14199568 >>14199553 >pretend You're wrong. I'm not going to bother to give examples, I've done it before and it achieves nothing. You just want to bitch so there's no point engaging you with anything but dumb, dismissive one-liners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:43:38 2015 No.14199569 >>14199557 They happen sure. But this thread's aversion to anything resembling a competent MC is well documented.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:45:22 2015 No.14199573 File: 11 KB, 400x87, 5-sorcerer-a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199526 what>>14199526 said

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:45:35 2015 No.14199574 >>14199568 All you've done so far is semi-witty shitposting. So you'll forgive me if I put your opinion straight into the trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:45:41 2015 No.14199575 >>14199568 >You just want to bitch so there's no point engaging you. Fixed that for you. Don't humor his grumping, let him shrivel up in all that salt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:54:08 2015 No.14199596 Anyone who posts about wizards is a shitposter and should fuck off to /tg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:56:03 2015 No.14199603 >>14199596 Spotted the Succubus with a banana for a tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:56:40 2015 No.14199605 >>14199596 Anyone who falls for this bait is an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:58:22 2015 No.14199612 File: 700 KB, 1000x728, 7708de2b87f1541e78be7b511a54fd73.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Shitposting on /mgt/ again? Just come to bed already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 09:59:00 2015 No.14199614 >>14199541 A soft yeti hug can cure anything, that's why the paladin with pan-hat yeti has survived

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:00:24 2015 No.14199619 File: 106 KB, 625x626, 5bf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199596

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:02:35 2015 No.14199624 >>14199596 Spotted the filthy martial.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:05:52 2015 No.14199629

>>14199603
>>14199605
>>14199619
>>14199624
Fuck you, you are the most annoying assholes in these threads
>Wizards can do anything
>A N Y T H I N G
>>Why?
>Because they can use magic!
>>Why can't monsters do anything? They can use magic too!
>Because they aren't wizards!
>>And why do we need this shit?
>Because muh invincible monster girls!
Are you fucking serious? Just piss off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:07:13 2015 No.14199630 >>14199629 Salt for the salt throne!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:07:59 2015 No.14199632 >>14199629 Tut-tut. This is what happens when you get your tail turned into a banana. Do try to keep away from Kakuens until the spell wears off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:09:04 2015 No.14199633 File: 165 KB, 643x720, 1444399744075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199629

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:09:09 2015 No.14199634 >>14199630 >>14199632 >I can't deny any of that! >I'll just use some memes!

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:09:43 2015 No.14199635

>>14195292
>advertisement from a local lich for a mosquito 'assistant' (written after crossed out 'tool')
>makes it a mandatory term for one to bring a husband as apparently she's quite adamant that banging a mosquito in stand-and-carry position after filling her abdomen with ingredients is the best way to mix 'em

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:09:50 2015 No.14199636 >>14199634 Yep, that's all your post was worth, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:10:13 2015 No.14199638 File: 26 KB, 436x395, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199629

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:10:49 2015 No.14199640 >>14199634 Hmm. It seems we're dealing with a powerful Salt Elemental. Someone must've left a portal open after getting some extra salt on their fish & chips. Harumph.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:11:11 2015 No.14199642 File: 590 KB, 300x254, Abra cadabra.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199629 Hey buddy. You know a great thing about being a wizard? Not giving a fuck what anyone thinks about wizards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:12:26 2015 No.14199646 >>14199636 Well it proved there are about 4 of you, that you are all witless, that your only goal with your stupid shit is to rile people up, and that you have absolutely no answer to why you do so much shitposting except to shitpost more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:13:14 2015 No.14199649 >>14199646 They may be salt-memeing faggots, you're just a worm on a hook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:14:58 2015 No.14199653 >>14199649 So he's fishing in the Dead Sea?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:15:19 2015 No.14199654 >>14199649 I thought maybe one of them was just a harmless shmuck that got caught in the wrong crowd, but apparently they are all in this faggotry together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:16:08 2015 No.14199656 >>14199646 >Bitch about a thing you don't like out of nowhere >accuse others of shitposting What were you expecting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:16:26 2015 No.14199658 >>14199654 You can't win. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:16:27 2015 No.14199659 >>14199653 He's fishing with a salt-baited book in the Dead Sea, yes. I don't know what he thought he'd accomplish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:17:54 2015 No.14199661 File: 17 KB, 500x500, xZNDyMM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wizard crap >arguing about wizard crap Really guys...? Don't you have better things to do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:18:05 2015 No.14199662 File: 148 KB, 300x336, Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck your salty wizard hate im here for the salamanders

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:18:19 2015 No.14199663 >>14199656 >Out of nowhere >Something is mentioned multiple times a thread >Out of nowhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:19:10 2015 No.14199665 >>14199661 Well, Billy thinks his opinion somehow matters/should matter to people. You know how it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:19:12 2015 No.14199666 File: 355 KB, 1024x1379, orthanc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199661 No need to hate because you don't have a sweet tower.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:21:09 2015 No.14199668 >>14199662 hear hear! fire lizard girls are awesome!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:21:13 2015 No.14199669 >>14199661 Boss called me saying I could take the day off so...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:23:11 2015 No.14199672 >>14199669 And you have literally nothing else to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:23:13 2015 No.14199673 >>14199663 >my trigger shows up in the search, therefore my sperging is warranted Dude, take a break, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:24:12 2015 No.14199675 >>14199665 This is a great line coming from the guy that no one would play with as a kid because he'd throw a fit if things didn't go exactly how he wanted them to

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:25:48 2015 No.14199682

>>14199629
He's right, to an extent. It's annoying how their invincibility and jerkiness is shoved in since we've got Lilims being rightfully shun for disposing those, and them sometimes giving off the vibe of a memer power fantasy self-insert is just straight bad. Kinda bastardizing to the origins too as far as my (little) experience with fantasy goes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:26:16 2015 No.14199684 >>14199675 >projection: The Post Also, >playing with other kids

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:27:15 2015 No.14199687 >>14199612 This image is pressing dangerous buttons in the dick center of my brain

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:28:13 2015 No.14199691 >>14199687 It's not getting up then?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:30:46 2015 No.14199696 [DELETED]

>>14199634
>>14199629
>we DON'T need wizards because there are no all-raping unbeatable monstergirls and the assholes who use them to shitpost
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>anyone who doesn't want the setting to be only about "be human get raped" is a maledomfag, salty or gary stu

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Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:31:13 2015 No.14199697

>>14199682
Not really. It's just a fun thing that's been around for years. Though the faggot doing the "wizard wat do?" has really worn out his welcome since he's been doing it every day for weeks now. But that's just typical /mgt/.

"Hey, this joke was funny once. I know! Let's keep pushing that same button and run it into the ground."

Like fucking commercial guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:32:26 2015 No.14199701 >>14199368 He's not quite Tony Abbott levels of actual saturday morning villiany, but he fits the definition of the word "cunt" to the letter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:33:08 2015 No.14199705 File: 16 KB, 648x284, 1428687282152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199696 Welcome to /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:33:27 2015 No.14199706 I would like to place an emergency order with the MG daki service, please deliver someone strong and cuddly that can wrap their big, meaty paws around the angry shitposter so he can't type and chills out with a nap

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:34:04 2015 No.14199708
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>>14199596
>>14199624
Whoa whoa. There is no reason that you can't be martial and wizard at the same time.
In fact, you can Muscleventure with an entire party of high strength classes.

>The Muscle Wizard - a human man who has honed his Musclemind to such a degree that reality itself bends with his flex. His magic wand has dispatched many a fiendish villainess.
>The Muscle Cleric - a dray Bicorn who worships the ideals of love, togetherness, and gains. Keeps the party together with her own special brand of magic and uplifting motivation.
>The Muscle Fighter - a Kraken who has managed to buff out all of her tentacles. Grapples most threats into submission. Gives the best group hugs.
>The Muscle Rogue - a Kunoichi of such thickness and muscular control that she can accomplish great feats of stealth while carrying heavy objects. The only thing more baffling than a seemingly invisible opponent is one who quietly opened the castle doors and walked out with a golden statue.
>The Muscle Ranger - a Cupid with thighs that could support waterfront housing and favored enemy Man. Uses thrown allies as projectiles, flexes with her greatbow for exercise. Has an incongruous teacup Kobold for a companion.
>The Muscle Bard - Ghandharva that walks around strapped into a gigantic one-man-band apparatus linked to her major muscle groups. Plays by flexing, mostly shouts strength-related lyrics.
>The Muscle Monk - a Hinezumi that's so thick even her tail could support your weight. Believes in absolute purity of form, but loves to eat so sloughs off the excess calories in the most literal BURNS.

I mean, that's not the greatest set of examples but you can inject a heaping helping of physique into ANY class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:34:31 2015 No.14199710 >>14199705 >implying I don't know where we are >Implying I didn't write that as well

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:34:48 2015 No.14199711

>>14199682
He's not, really. He's assuming a lot of things about what people think and taking the worst of all of them.
Wizards, when mentioned in these threads, are either mentioned as a road to power (study extremely hard for a long time and you can actually face down powerful monsters) for people who don't want to be a victim in MGE which since its a personal fantasy is hardly objectionable, or as a silly part of the setting that involves stupid bullshit and just generally being a jerk without coming across as godlike -- cursing people with irritating problems, etc. Moreover they'd make poor self inserts since the prevailing trend is that they don't get to have sex at all.

But since he'd Motte and Bailey the fuck out of any argument anyone makes there's no point in engaging him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:35:07 2015 No.14199712 >>14199697 >"Hey, this joke was funny once. I know! Let's keep pushing that same button and run it into the ground." That's how the internet works tho, we have it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:35:52 2015 No.14199714 >>14199710 >it was me Austin! Son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:36:37 2015 No.14199716 >>14199708 >Making everyone learn the grapple rules >For TEN limbs >Making everyone learn the throwing rules I'd rocks fall the lot of them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:36:53 2015 No.14199718

I just wanna find two days where I have shit all to do and have my arachne waifu tie me up in her web and blindfold me, pump me full of her venom and just milk me for twenty four hours straight as she never leaves my side and whispers sweet lewd nothings into my ear. Then I want the day after that to just snuggle and recuperate. Yet this will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:37:29 2015 No.14199719 Humans can beat monsters because spirit energy. I don't got to explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:37:56 2015 No.14199720 >>14199706 The only shitposter here is The person that keeps replying which is you and now is me but I'll happily be a Jinko's daki

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:38:04 2015 No.14199721 >>14199719 Kamina please, you're dead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:38:15 2015 No.14199722 >>14199716 Just take the traveler d20 grappling rules and use those. Much simpler and much more effective.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:38:29 2015 No.14199724 >>14199714 What kind of MGs would be the biggest Stone Cold fans? Oni?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:39:05 2015 No.14199726 >>14199719 humans win because spiral power, who the hell do you think I am?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:40:26 2015 No.14199731 >>14199724 Not sure. I do know a certain Taker would be very popular with the undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:40:58 2015 No.14199734 >>14199711 >without coming across as godlike Oh come on, literally everything involving a wizard has them doing anything at all they want because of magic. If THAT isn't godlike, I'd like to hear what you think "godlike" means

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:41:03 2015 No.14199735 >>14199711 Fair point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:41:37 2015 No.14199736 >>14199734 Gods have fabulous abs and they fuck stuff. Magic is just magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:43:13 2015 No.14199742 >>14199731 Would Lesnar be popular with the Centaurs and Minotaurs? There's so many possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:44:08 2015 No.14199746 File: 2.08 MB, 4500x4000, 1444024333813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not cucking your monster waifu kek monsters are sluts who deserve no less

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:45:07 2015 No.14199747 >>14199724 What sort of monstergirl would be the most into JOHN CENA?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:45:44 2015 No.14199749 >>14199742 I'm sure they would at least like his dumb sword tattoo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:45:55 2015 No.14199751 >>14199736 And that means using magic to fuck the Sun or whatever isn't godlike

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:46:39 2015 No.14199755 >>14199747 Overused and busted MGs. So, Cheshire, manticore, hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:46:49 2015 No.14199756 >>14199411 What does her hair turning orange mean? I think the implications of that flew over my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:46:52 2015 No.14199757 >>14199747 But anon, they can't even see him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:48:18 2015 No.14199760 >>14199751 Not if its just making it dark in an area, no. These are well-defined magical traits that any monstergirl that was so inclined/magically capable could do. You'd really want to set a Lich against them to see how powerful the wizard is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:48:25 2015 No.14199761 >>14199757 I'm now imagining a monoeye with a Never Give Up shirt in the crowd

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:48:57 2015 No.14199764 >>14199751 I guess it would be godlike in the sense that gods would want to do it, but again, magic is magic, why should your feeble mind be allowed to put restraints on it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:50:42 2015 No.14199768 >>14199761 Will senpai notice her today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:51:58 2015 No.14199770 >>14199746 Would you cuck her with a faceless human girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:53:11 2015 No.14199772 >>14199770 of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:53:15 2015 No.14199773 >>14199768 Never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:54:19 2015 No.14199776 >>14199768 Only if she has Cancer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:54:35 2015 No.14199778 >>14199773 Such is the fate of the monoeye I suppose.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:58:16 2015 No.14199785
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>People talking about how posting wizards is a meme
>The only two notable things I've ever contributed to these threads have either become memes apparently, or tired threadcanon which got old quickly

Maybe I should reevaluate myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:00:47 2015 No.14199792 >>14199770 >Man being ridden by fat faceless tumblrina >I'm sorry honey, I can't live without this boymaker anymore! >Fucking you would be literally raping all human women!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:01:00 2015 No.14199793 >>14199772 That's just evil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:01:08 2015 No.14199795 File: 17 KB, 208x250, 1365219059197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199785 >Taking credit for asshole wizards You think far too highly of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:01:36 2015 No.14199796 File: 120 KB, 708x1100, tenge_v11_118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199749 >swords >dumb in any way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:02:23 2015 No.14199798 >>14199796 Have you seen that tattoo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:03:16 2015 No.14199801 >>14199796 No, go look at it. It's really dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:05:41 2015 No.14199806 >>14199795 I did the banana tail thing, which seemed to be the spark of the subject. Maybe I should reevaluate myself so I don't think so highly of myself, instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:06:59 2015 No.14199809 >>14199798 >>14199801 THAT'S a sword?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:07:13 2015 No.14199812 >>14199806 This thread has been posting wizards long before that, and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:07:47 2015 No.14199814 >>14199792 >Waifu can only watch as her husband easily impregnates her, something that never happened to her, despite months of trying. >She's forced to leave and watch the fatty treat him like trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:07:54 2015 No.14199815 >>14199809 I told you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:09:19 2015 No.14199818 >>14199812 They have. I did what I do best and just jumped on a bandwagon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:10:10 2015 No.14199822 >>14199785 Asshole wizards are a time-honored trope, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:13:24 2015 No.14199827 >>14199822 What about a really chill wizard who's sad because everyone treats him like he's about to put a curse on them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:18:55 2015 No.14199841 >>14199827 >Wizards >Caring what other people think

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:19:36 2015 No.14199844 >>14199827 Don't think I've ever seen that. Could make a decent short story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:21:26 2015 No.14199851 >>14199841 ;^)

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:32:58 2015 No.14199877

Please remember to properly watch your zombies hug intake lest she become addicted.
If you need a hug and your zombie's reached her limits, why not try a yeti?
All fluff, all love, all warmth.
Yetis! Try them today!

This ad was paid for by the Himillayan Hug Committee of Tibet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:33:44 2015 No.14199881 >>14199827 >pussy eeyore wizard NAH

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:35:07 2015 No.14199886 >>14199877 Darn yetis, thinking they own a monopoly on hugs. I can hug whoever I want!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:35:51 2015 No.14199887 >>14199877 Why not both? I'd rather hug a yeti than a zombie, but thepromise of wightdom in the future is too tempting, have you seen the hips and thighs on those girls?. Shit ain't fair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:36:42 2015 No.14199888 File: 455 KB, 600x630, Fighting is pure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you a buncha faggots? Snuggling? Hugs? Do some fighting! Join me as I foight 'round the world!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:36:56 2015 No.14199889 >>14199886 May want to be careful there chum. Don't want to stumble into an alley and run into some ladies who will hug your kneecaps do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:38:57 2015 No.14199893 >>14199888 I don't think you've thought this through Who exactly will you be fighting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:40:42 2015 No.14199896 >>14199888 Fighting is stupid and mean! Wouldn't you rather have an education?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:41:36 2015 No.14199900 >>14199888 >foight >Jersey Accent BY FIRE BE PURGED AND FALL FOREVERMORE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:41:57 2015 No.14199901 >>14199888 I missed you Buffcubus

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:43:14 2015 No.14199908 >>14199888 Trying to imagine a Jubjub fighting and all I can think of her is doing flying body tackles. She misses most of the time and ends up with her ass sticking up in the air. I will defend my waifu's honour, she can cheer me on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:44:24 2015 No.14199912 >>14199900 >Jersey Accent Also possibly many of the UK-derived accents (Irish, Cockney, etc). Don't make the other Americans look stupid, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:45:05 2015 No.14199915 >>14199887 Such a shame. I just hope you don't run into some girls on the way home tonight. City's awfully dangerous for a man to be out on his own. May find yourself hugged if you don't watch your step

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:45:17 2015 No.14199917 >>14199887 What if a zombie hugs me first, then a yeti wraps us both in a hug with her giant paws?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:45:51 2015 No.14199919 >>14199893 This is what I have wondered too, who would we be fighting? Other husband and wife duos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:46:08 2015 No.14199920 >>14199912 >>14199900 Its strayan you uncultured cunts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:47:30 2015 No.14199923 >>14199919 >HaremTrainer >Fighting with his harems of up to six at a time >NotPokeCenters are actually love hotels to help them recharge after a day of travelling Might B Cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:47:52 2015 No.14199925 >>14199920 Listen here, ya cunt, under no circumstances does a straylian say foight It's more of a fiyght, than foight, ya cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:48:01 2015 No.14199926 >>14199888 Hey. It's the babe from Gladiatress!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:48:27 2015 No.14199928 File: 605 KB, 1000x1128, Russalina Crowe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199900 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpokjMDGM60 OI DID YOU BLOCK MY SHOT M8!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:49:04 2015 No.14199931 >>14199920 Russel Crowe is a kiwi though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:50:23 2015 No.14199935 >>14199931 Only an Aussie would make that distinction, like that guy who was saying how other country's accents were shitty by giving the worst examples then saying bogan didn't count for Oz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:50:26 2015 No.14199936 >>14199925 Not my fault south park fucked it up m8, and you're wrong anyway, it depends on where you go, really. >>14199931 Born there, but he doesn't have a kiwi accent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:51:37 2015 No.14199938 >>14199935 I think a kiwi would be more likely to point that out in an attempt to feel relevant

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:52:33 2015 No.14199940 File: 319 KB, 900x822, 3b32274c60d5ee55294ea5349703e036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199888 Quiet you, go be a good bunny slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:53:08 2015 No.14199941 >>14199923 We've had this idea thrown up a couple of times in the past. I kind of want it, maybe even as a ROM hack with sprite-ified MGE girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:57:58 2015 No.14199952 >>14199940 damn I wanna snuggle her like an overgrown buff puppy and patronizingly tell her how strong and powerful she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:58:19 2015 No.14199955 >>14199917 Hug the zombie till she's reached her allotted time before turning to the yeti

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 11:59:28 2015 No.14199957 >>14199955 Hug the zombie from the front while the yeti hugs her from behind.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:00:07 2015 No.14199959
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>>14199940
How's about you piss off you whiny lil cunt?

Maybe I should tear off your clothes in public and let you walk home nude? You want that to happen boyo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:03:01 2015 No.14199962 File: 247 KB, 800x800, 0f44e6d471d6b5630b9ba1f1f8c04f78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199959

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:08:18 2015 No.14199973

>>14199923
>That one trainer who gets it in his head that if he give's his girls a bunch of calcium then they'll be unbeatable.
>His Holst is the only one who looks normal while the familiar struggles to lift her tits, the salamander keeps getting off balance due to new bouncing, the Sahuagin looks slightly smug as her new tits stretch out her one piece, Wurm doesn't care either way despite having the biggest, the fairy is just a pair of tits with a girl attached.
>Can't move for shit but their special attack is unrivaled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:11:33 2015 No.14199978 >>14199957 What does the MGC Health Dept recommend for zombie hug charge times? Keep in mind this is 1 human + 1 yeti

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:11:51 2015 No.14199981 >>14199973 Is their Sp.Atk just augument by the high pressure streams of milk that accompany their special moves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:13:14 2015 No.14199984 >>14199981 >Sahguagin uses Hydro Cannon >The extra milk makes it a guaranteed One Shot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:13:43 2015 No.14199985 File: 64 KB, 1000x1250, coyote.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dog

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:14:56 2015 No.14199989 File: 50 KB, 1000x1250, wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199985 More dog

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:15:16 2015 No.14199992 >>14199985 Good dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:15:59 2015 No.14199994 File: 61 KB, 1000x1250, fox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199989 Increasingly fluffier dogs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:17:02 2015 No.14199995 File: 74 KB, 1000x1250, mastiff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199994 Dangerously fluffy dog

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:17:26 2015 No.14199996

>>14199981
Nah, it's just the innate magic of tits.
that's just a bonus

>Has a rival who gets a similar idea but with protein.
>Ogre is almost literal mountain of muscle, his vampire is pouty because it's hard to look elegant when he shirts keep ripping, Black Harpy looks so heavy that the only reason she can fly is because of the muscles, the Alice is still cheerful despite the fact that she looks like she's on steroids, wendigo still awawawawa's even though she's HEUG, and his unicorn looks like she went to the paladin academy.
>Keeps wondering why he always loses the Monster Girl Contests for beauty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:18:36 2015 No.14199999 Reminder to everyone that Disgaea 5 has Succubuts, Zombie Maids, Cat girls and Alrunes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:19:10 2015 No.14200001 >>14199996 Good god, think of the windpower that Black harpy can generate with all that muscle One flap makes Gust and Wing Attack look like a gentle breeze in the Fall

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:19:15 2015 No.14200002 >>14199888 >She rapes her directors and she rapes her fans. >It's a problem no one understands >If there's two things she loves, it's raping and >Rapin 'Round the World!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:20:00 2015 No.14200004 >>14199985 >>14199989 >>14199994 >>14199995 All lovely dogs. I want the mastiff one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:20:18 2015 No.14200005 >>14199985 >>14199989 >>14199994 >>14199995 I like these cats. Good work Hyphen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:20:40 2015 No.14200006 >>14200005 >Cats

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:20:59 2015 No.14200007 >>14199999 Too bad I don't like Disgaea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:21:18 2015 No.14200008 >>14199996 >Wendigo on protein >So big, even her "awawawa" has changed >It now sounds like a bomb raid siren

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:22:41 2015 No.14200010

>>14200001
Exactly.
It's a beautiful strategy, figuratively of course.
Apparently the philistines judging the monster girl contests don't understand how abs can be lovely.
That and the girl's get pretty fussy when he brings around a new batch of protein drink...

>>14200008
Growl can eat it's heart out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:26:19 2015 No.14200013 >>14200010 >Awawawa Wendigo uses Growl >Foe's Attack, Defence, Sp.Atk, Sp.Def, Speed was harshly lowered! >Foe is now Paralysed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:26:41 2015 No.14200015 >>14199996 >Wendigo getting praise and high fives for her "Come with me if you want to lift" shirt >awawawa overload

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:28:39 2015 No.14200018 >>14200013 >Excellent! Wendigo! Use blizzard! >Wendigo ignores the command, wendigo uses Growl >"Uhhh...tackle?" >Wendigo uses Growl >"How about sle-" >Wendigo faints.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:29:20 2015 No.14200019 >>14200013 >Wendigo is confused >She ran in circles in confusion!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:30:06 2015 No.14200021 >>14198341 >Slime Flammenwerfer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:30:19 2015 No.14200023 >>14198385 Ushis, dragons and liches aren't unkillable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:33:13 2015 No.14200029 >>14198829 >That stance >One-handing a weapon when you can use both Moral support at best.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:35:08 2015 No.14200035

>>14199996
>A different trainer get's a bunch of rare candies to level up his girls.
>They're all level 100 but the lack of effort's left them a little....'unfit' for battle.
>The red oni has a pot belly and just lazes on the couch all day, the kobold is a fat lap dog who only cuddles, the Yukionna's been nicknamed 'santa' by an equally large ignis, the pixie is pretty much a stress ball at this point, and his mantis is far too large to be stealthy.
>Doesn't even fight the gyms because it's 'too easy' and just stays home with them all...Along with the fact that he doesn't want to be shown up by a guy who put in effort train his girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:38:34 2015 No.14200041 I want to live a wonderful life with Cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:40:45 2015 No.14200047 >>14200041 You gonna get scrubbed

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:41:16 2015 No.14200048 >>14200035 Remember your IVs and EVs, kids. Your Intimacy Values and your Eroticism Values. Eroticism is something that can be passed down by parents, but Intimacy can only be gained through hard work and love between your monstergirl companions.

>>	swiss Momo Fri Oct 9 12:41:43 2015 No.14200050 File: 329 KB, 1000x1414, 52943953_p0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fluffy dragon crotch, a serious competitor to fluffy warriorbunny crotch

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:45:09 2015 No.14200058 >>14200050 Cutting it close there buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:45:21 2015 No.14200063 File: 3.00 MB, 1600x1011, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Courtesy of Blizzard

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:48:03 2015 No.14200067 File: 132 KB, 800x800, Boxfox, part 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200058 It's a dangerous but sexy game, this minimal censorship thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:48:11 2015 No.14200068 >>14200050 You probably should have extended your censors past her areolae and carpet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:49:10 2015 No.14200072 >>14199746 Manticore with big and fat tailpussy stealing anon from his girlfriend. y/n?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:50:16 2015 No.14200076 >>14200072 And the girlfriend is a..?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:51:10 2015 No.14200079 >>14200050 uncensored link please? nice to see a girl with some hair down there

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:51:25 2015 No.14200080

>>14200048
>Man's original six girl's are lazy and treat him more like their servant than master at times
>He eventually knocks them all up at the same time and decides to raise his daughters the old fashioned way after they are born.
>They become his new team of six that seem to love him more than anything in the world, getting a little angry at how their moms treat him like a servant.
>Daughterus all take their dad away one day after they've reached level 100 and tell their moms that they won't have him back till they learn to appreciate him.
>The moms eventually become less haughty after spending a month away from their trainer, realizing how lonely they are without him.
>Cue mother/daughter/father snuggle pile

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:52:22 2015 No.14200083 >>14200076 Default female human or monoeye for maximum rage-inducement.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:52:40 2015 No.14200086

>>14200072
>Manticore's with bigger and bulbier tailpussies stealing boyfriends away from smaller tailpussy Manticores

Tell me Mr. Anon, does your hatred of Manticores make this situation good or bad?

It is after all a Manticore being NTRed away but still involved a Manticore.

>>	swiss Momo Fri Oct 9 12:55:26 2015 No.14200091 File: 341 KB, 1935x800, 52216579_p0 censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200079 filename's the Pixiv ID except for the 'c' of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:56:15 2015 No.14200095 >>14200086 Ahhhh the manticore is doing the stealing from >>14200083, and I'm ambivalent about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:56:37 2015 No.14200096 >>14200072 I want to use Hathor milk to help those small tail pussy manticores get bigger ones by pouring hathor milk into them directly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:56:54 2015 No.14200099 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, C is for Charon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] C is for the punmaster i missed a day i need to catch up fuk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:57:45 2015 No.14200102 >>14200072 I would prefer some vanilla manticore, so N.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:59:07 2015 No.14200105 >>14200099 D is for Dullahan Shut up, Iua know how this goes now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:59:29 2015 No.14200109 >>14200091 Is that from GATE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:59:43 2015 No.14200110 >>14200099 C is for cute and also cheesy jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 12:59:51 2015 No.14200111 >>14200102 Fair enough, n it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:00:55 2015 No.14200113 >>14200105 D is for dick girls.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:02:08 2015 No.14200118

>>14200096
>Little manticore with a tiny tail pussy that can barely grip her boyfriends member get's him taken away by a maticore with a bigger one.
>Cue milk job
>Walks up to her boyfriend and his new girlfriend, the former tied to a chair, and, with a shit eating grin, flops the largest tail pussy they've ever seen on the table, a monster so large that he could fist it with little trouble.
>Something they do later in bed for makeup sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:02:15 2015 No.14200119 >>14200099 Nice. But you need to do a Cheshire now. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:02:49 2015 No.14200120 >>14200099 She looks alot more different now. Cute face, but there's something about her expression in the old drawings that I find just as charming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:03:35 2015 No.14200125 >>14200099 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:07:47 2015 No.14200133 >>14200119 We need more Cheshire art like we need more zombie media.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:10:33 2015 No.14200144 File: 309 KB, 1920x1080, 1436231984579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200133 We could always use more Zombie girl art though, preferably involving the transition between to Wighthood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:12:32 2015 No.14200151 >>14200144 transition to* Forgot to omit a word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:12:34 2015 No.14200152 File: 198 KB, 3000x1400, four-doges.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shoulda posted this to begin with, my apologies Each line is roughly a foot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:12:50 2015 No.14200154 >>14200144 That is one fat behind.

>>	swiss Momo Fri Oct 9 13:12:51 2015 No.14200153 >>14200099 neat >>14200109 yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:14:55 2015 No.14200162 >>14200152 >Each line is roughly a foot All manlets

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:14:58 2015 No.14200163 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, 1436423686378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200154 While he isn't into drawing outright nudity, Loen can draw excellent bodies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:16:05 2015 No.14200168 >>14200163 Loen has this magical ability to make everything he draws erotic without going full nudity

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:17:26 2015 No.14200172 >>14200162 >6'6 is manlet Where do you live? Kenya?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:17:53 2015 No.14200177 >>14200162 But they are girls

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:19:24 2015 No.14200183
File: 777 KB, 1576x2000, BREAK THEIR RANKS, TRAMPLE THEM UNDERFOOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anons, anons, the war between Horse Pussy Kingdom and Undead Pussy Kingdom is over in a truce!

All the combatants are going home and the traumatized raised Undead Horse Pussy need love, compassion, and healing!

Horse Pussy Kingdom is offering all human male counselors incentives to join the Horse Pussy Kingdom ranks to help our veterans properly recover both physically and mentally!

Undeath does not mean the end of life or love! Be a friend, be a lover, or just be a kind samaritan so that our Veterans can better readjust to peacetime conditions!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:19:32 2015 No.14200185 >>14200172 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:21:13 2015 No.14200194 >>14200183 Fucking zebra

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:21:40 2015 No.14200196 >>14200183 Hey, everybody needs a break. Sign me up

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:22:11 2015 No.14200199 >>14200183 I'd rather not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:23:19 2015 No.14200206 >>14199186 oh god those hips/thighs You are truely a god/madman amongst us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:24:46 2015 No.14200211 File: 94 KB, 684x500, 1c29c5f9b4d458055f28db551bf70007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200183 >Hecarim I'd rather Skarner. There's a scorpion pussy kingdom right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:24:52 2015 No.14200214 >>14200183 i would volunteer, an undead bicorn waifu would be excellent. i'd still get to keep my first waifu around

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:25:31 2015 No.14200216 >>14200133 What about a Wight Cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:26:05 2015 No.14200222 >>14200214 >Bicorn >Implying she isn't an undead unicorn paladin who just wants to hide her shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:26:48 2015 No.14200224 >>14200216 No. Memecat needs to be out to rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:28:28 2015 No.14200232 >>14200224 But I want it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:28:46 2015 No.14200235 >>14200216 I'd prefer a Wight Kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:29:50 2015 No.14200236 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x2700, 1437857819899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200224 How about this particular cat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:30:10 2015 No.14200237 >>14200235 That could be good too. Or a Wight Demon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:30:23 2015 No.14200238 File: 744 KB, 820x953, 1394685078643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200072 No, NTR is shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:31:05 2015 No.14200241 >>14200237 Can Demons actually attain undeath?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:34:49 2015 No.14200248 >>14200067 Ran-sama makes my heart go GAKAKAKAKA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:34:55 2015 No.14200249 >>14200241 Only if they die on their own plane of origin.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:35:45 2015 No.14200251

>You'll never be the de facto leader of a secret organization that prevents monstergirls from conquering the world by working behind the scenes in the world stage
>They will never not find out about your existence due to how well you erase traces of your doings, good enough for them to never succeed in seeing the world fuck for the sake of humanity's survival

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:36:52 2015 No.14200253 >>14200251 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:38:30 2015 No.14200256 >>14200224 >Hate memecats for a while >tfw my waifu is a memecat I don't want her to find about my past

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:38:46 2015 No.14200257 >>14200236 I want to fuck silly that particular cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:39:09 2015 No.14200262 >>14200241 Apparently there can be Wight versions of all succubi. So there could even be a Wight Titania

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:39:10 2015 No.14200263 >>14200251 i read that as erase traces of your dongs, at first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:39:30 2015 No.14200265 File: 284 KB, 547x470, Screenshot 2015-08-24 at 12.49.08 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The IM@S delegation is proud to present /mgt/ with this little Monster Girl as a showing of good faith, please, treat her well. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:40:35 2015 No.14200266 >>14200262 Of course. If it can go zombie then it can go wight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:40:51 2015 No.14200268 >>14200265 I would protect that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:41:29 2015 No.14200271 >>14200236 Worst cheshire. Which is saying a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:42:11 2015 No.14200274 >>14200183 Sorry, I'm already in the ringtail consortium helping one girl get ready to fit her "Corporate Fat Cat" costume.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:42:33 2015 No.14200277 File: 212 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A fluffy ryu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:42:47 2015 No.14200278 >>14200222 you can imply what you want for yourself. i'd want a shameless bicorn gray guard paladin then

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:43:17 2015 No.14200279 >>14200277 How did you learn about my Ryu/Kitsune hybrid? WHO TOLD YOU?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:44:09 2015 No.14200282 >>14200277 Nonsense!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:44:31 2015 No.14200283 >>14200265 It's nice to see outsiders being nice for once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:44:54 2015 No.14200285 >>14200277 Stop this madness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:45:33 2015 No.14200286 >>14200277 Quetzalcoatl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:48:03 2015 No.14200288 >>14200235 So would I. That sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:48:47 2015 No.14200289 >>14200279 Does she have 9 snakebodies?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:51:19 2015 No.14200295

>>14200289
No, she's just got the one and eight tails sprouting from above her rear.
Along with infinite cosmic power.

Good thing she's just a loli right now, the only thing she demands is cookies.

Although I will need to find a way to keep her under control as the years go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:53:01 2015 No.14200298 >>14199999 Checked, Confirmed, and Rejoicing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:54:27 2015 No.14200302 >>14200295 God help you anon, I can only imagine how haughty she is, at least in public.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:55:46 2015 No.14200307 >>14199999 Doesn't it have kitsunes too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:59:34 2015 No.14200316 File: 147 KB, 500x538, 1399387650829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200277

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:59:59 2015 No.14200317

>>14200302
She's smug without a doubt, I can tell you that much.
She loves to ride around on my shoulders with those eight tails of hers fanned out and she has that "O-HOHOHOHO" laugh down pat.

Still, it's pretty easy to knock her down a peg by rubbing her earfins or massaging her tails.

I do need to really keep her away from the sweets though because she's getting a little pudgy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:02:12 2015 No.14200325 I remember some anon was talking about a Falling Down-esque CYOA. Is it pastebinned/worth reading?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:03:32 2015 No.14200328 >>14200316 The Lamiyeti is still in alpha, it's not supposed to be in the wild yet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:05:43 2015 No.14200332 >>14200328 It escaped. It now wanders with no purpose other than to give travelers suffering from the cold a nice warm embrace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:06:20 2015 No.14200335 >>14200277 No, I want a Baby Ryu! BABY! CUTE ADORABLE BABY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:07:38 2015 No.14200338 File: 462 KB, 1730x790, 1440702812400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200091 Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:08:05 2015 No.14200341 >>14200335 What color? I have a few orhans wiggling about that you could take if you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:08:43 2015 No.14200342 >>14200335 Fall outfit loli ryu fluffy winter outfit ryu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:09:09 2015 No.14200344 File: 366 KB, 638x900, 52924997_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:10:23 2015 No.14200349 >>14200344 Oh lordy, my heart....

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:12:57 2015 No.14200355 >>14200341 I'll take all of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:13:21 2015 No.14200358 >>14200344 This is my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:14:09 2015 No.14200361 >>14200342 All girls look better in winter clothes, Yukionna, Anubis, etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:14:53 2015 No.14200362 >>14200344 that is so adorable

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:16:53 2015 No.14200366 >>14200099 >tfw no Charon-Lich

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:16:54 2015 No.14200367

>>14200355
You sure?
The green is your normal, cuddle bug but the blue one is pretty shy, although she does love to do sneak hugs. The reds got more energy than a kobold pup and that yellow one's a bit fussy, along with being attention hungry.

It'll be whole lot of them fr you to watch over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:21:35 2015 No.14200378 >>14200344 That dude has a Spider on him! Lemme get the swatter!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:24:57 2015 No.14200389 >You will never be in an unhappy, unsatisfying relationship with a monster girl knowing the only reason that she picked you was because she was incredibly desperate for spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:27:16 2015 No.14200394 >>14200367 I'll take them all on anyway. By the end of the month, they'll be so happy that rainbows follow them wherever they go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:28:40 2015 No.14200397 >>14200394 Just get ready for cuddling. Lots and lots of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:29:31 2015 No.14200399 >>14200241 Word of God is that almost all monsters can become at least one type of undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:32:26 2015 No.14200409 If you shaved a fluffy Ryu would you find scales or that weird, pasty skin on her tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:35:09 2015 No.14200416 DINGO KOBOLDS WITH EXTREMELY STRONG AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS WHEN???

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:35:09 2015 No.14200417 >>14200409 Scales

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:36:08 2015 No.14200420 File: 88 KB, 480x750, 301d4dea353c92a19ae2c154be3ba6b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200397 I'm going to put each tiny ryu in a sleeping bag, and hug them all at once, two to an arm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:36:35 2015 No.14200423 >>14200416 A DINGO WANTS TO HAVE MY BABY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:38:45 2015 No.14200431 >you will never commandeer a magitech floating city in the sky as a haven for those pursued by wurms and ushi-onis

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:39:08 2015 No.14200434 >>14200325 No. It started good but got fucked up about halfway through. It was done by Bob anyway, in the long long ago, in the time before Truckercore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:43:21 2015 No.14200446 >>14200434 >halfway You're quite generous, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:44:34 2015 No.14200448 >>14200420 Enjoy the giggling, wiggling girls Anon. God help you when puberty comes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:44:59 2015 No.14200450 >>14200446 What was wrong with it, other then Bob?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:45:11 2015 No.14200453

>>14200389
It's not like men would be invariably unhappy. Could you tell me with a straight face someone, other than a lactose intolerant waste of skin, would be unhappy with a holst for example? Ending up with a MG you weren't planning for does not have to be bad, you could learn to love each other in time. Few ways this ends bloody is being up with a cunt or something you hate/are scared of. Really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:46:57 2015 No.14200459 >>14200423 >>14200416 >"OI YE FECKING POOFTAH, GIT OVAH 'EHE AND COME ON A WAKKA-BUT WIT ME, YER ME MAN NOW, INNIT?" >she's like 5'1, cocky, smug, and extremely cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:47:48 2015 No.14200461 >>14200459 >But you can't understand a damn thing she says

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:49:08 2015 No.14200465 >>14200265 Gonna pet her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:55:57 2015 No.14200482 >>14200459 I want to take a crazy Pittsburgh girl home >Are you headed to the Stillers game? Some jegoff hit my cehr at the Jint Iggle and I don't want to look like an esshole, I beat him with my own shopping curt on the way out

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:57:56 2015 No.14200487

>>14200448
>God help you when puberty comes

I'll encourage them all to find their own husbands, and do everything in my power to make sure they live happy lives with other worthy men.

I'll keep 12 days' worth of stamina potions and some Humpty Egg slime jelly locked away in a safe, just in case. If it ends up happening anyway, I'll make sure I don't have to pick favourites.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:59:56 2015 No.14200495

>>14200461
>But you can't understand a damn thing she says

>It doesn't matter and she still loves you regardless
>it's the same with you
>She tries talking to you
>"IT'S TIMUH FUH BREKKIE, LAD, COM UN' AN IT GET ET, YE TOSSER."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"BREKKIE, INNIT?"
>"you lost me,"
>"BREKKIE!!!!"
>"I don't follow..."
>She gets all mad, flustered, and indignant, blushing and stomping her feet, bearing her teeth with her ears pressed against her head

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:01:41 2015 No.14200502 >>14200495 >Eventually you get to a point where you can somewhat understand her >But she's too damn cute when she's flustered that playing the dumb harem protagonist a bit longer wouldn't hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:03:02 2015 No.14200507 >>14200495 >"BREKKIE!!!!" Oh I am dying

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:07:58 2015 No.14200522 File: 675 KB, 650x923, 52926483_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:09:22 2015 No.14200528 >>14200487 Of course they'd go for you! The green one loves you too much to move on. The blue one only feels safe around you. You're the only one who keeps up with red. And yellow hasn't met anyone that exceeds her standards like you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:10:05 2015 No.14200529 File: 325 KB, 819x1024, 1413368075080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:13:28 2015 No.14200538 >>14200529 Fuck whoever drew this piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:13:31 2015 No.14200539 >>14199500 >Musician he would love to have a relationship but his band just signed to a major label and they're starting a 1 1/2 year world tour

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:15:41 2015 No.14200542 >>14200538 Did you wake up with snakes in your pants this morning?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:16:48 2015 No.14200547 >>14200522 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:18:25 2015 No.14200549 >>14200542 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:20:53 2015 No.14200555 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 8c11b55e4928ca94a9279b00af188d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200538 >>14200549 But why though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:25:44 2015 No.14200570 >>14200555 Because grumpy alps are gonna grump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:26:24 2015 No.14200574 >>14200555 Nobody would fucking fall for something that stupid looking unless their brain didn't function properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:28:49 2015 No.14200585 >>14199315 I always thought Nightmares looked really cuddly. And they give you good dreams!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:28:59 2015 No.14200587 >>14200574 It's not your fault.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:38:26 2015 No.14200607 >>14200574 What if he thinks they want him to think it's a trap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:39:35 2015 No.14200611 did anyone finish that sad lilim greentext a few threads back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:39:38 2015 No.14200612 >>14200607 Then he should kill himself if he's that stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:40:07 2015 No.14200614 File: 1.78 MB, 960x2160, Muscle Wizard in SPACE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199708 Become the muscle wizard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:40:40 2015 No.14200619 >>14200614 Go back to /tg/ you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:42:57 2015 No.14200628 >>14200344 This reminds me of Jeff the robot spider from Questionable Content. Small, cutesy, brightly colored, but you still get freaked out when he crawls all over you because FUCKING SPIDER. Still adorable, but I would be unnerved all the same.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:43:50 2015 No.14200630

>>14200574
>you're on your first mission
>you're scared shitless because you have to 'evict' a convent of snakegirls from some ancient temples
>you see something at the top of the rocks
>you can't make out what it fully looks like
>you just see it has a tail
>so you hide behind a corner to draw your sword and attack it
>but you can't get your sword unsheathed
>you look at your arm and there's another hand on it
>attached to a girl
>a CUTE girl
>with a tail
>fuck
>maybe you shouldn't have slept in that 'Monster Strategy 101' class

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:45:19 2015 No.14200638 >>14200619 What are you, blind? It's clearly the /m/ variant. And I don't want to go back there. I tried the other night. There were shitposters claiming Try was better than GBF. It was awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:45:38 2015 No.14200639 >>14200630 Don't reply to me with your garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:47:49 2015 No.14200643 >>14200639 I was just meaning to give a reason why he would fall for such an elaborate ruse. You don't have to be a bitch about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:48:51 2015 No.14200647 >>14200183 Might be cool, sign me up for the biggest toned undead horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:50:43 2015 No.14200651 File: 685 KB, 1300x1200, 7300b1434c669cf33301a0b474d0abd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200639 This slimegirl will cheer you up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:51:22 2015 No.14200653 >>14200639 Alright who let /v/ in? Seriously if you're just going to hate everything do it there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:51:56 2015 No.14200657 >>14200183 I'm good on that one. I'm just chilling with the forest elves. They're queen won't let me leave the forest. She's closed all the gates. HELP ME. or at least send a hobbit...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:53:01 2015 No.14200665 >>14200657 >They're fuck me in my stupid ass it's time for a nap

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:54:10 2015 No.14200671 >>14200651 Slimes are fucking pains in the ass, they get their slime everywhere and are fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:54:12 2015 No.14200672 >>14200653 Truly, he is Gabranth. His sustenance is hatred. In other words, don't reply.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:54:26 2015 No.14200676 Did /v/ leave already? is it safe to talk about monstergirls using strategy to get husbandos again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:56:52 2015 No.14200689 >>14200676 This thread is anything but /mgg/ by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:57:03 2015 No.14200690 >>14200676 No. But let's do it anyway. It'll be scandalous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 15:58:39 2015 No.14200694 >>14200676 Wendigos digging snow pits only to fall into the pits themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:04:27 2015 No.14200706 >>14200676 manticores making lances and tipping them with their tail spikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:04:45 2015 No.14200708 Lets try something different. So we all have our favourite monster girl artists but which artist would you like to do monster girl art who doesn't normally? Which girl would you want them to draw? MGE Vampire by Urushihara Satoshi could be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:05:20 2015 No.14200711 >>14200689 Your posts are the only thing not monster girl related

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:05:34 2015 No.14200712 >>14200694 Don't fall for it, it's just a new Wendigo strategy. They wait in snow pits for unsuspecting, kind hearted men to pull them out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:05:46 2015 No.14200714 File: 269 KB, 908x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200676 >Apophis girls using Ancient Egyptian technology to perfectly replicate an antlion trap fit for a human's size From the rape, there is no escape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:06:10 2015 No.14200716 >>14200708 Ishikei. Any of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:08:02 2015 No.14200724 >>14200708 Alps by Eroe Yajiro Masaru Maruneko Taniguchi-san ShindoL etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:08:04 2015 No.14200725 >>14200708 Real xxiii, Scylla. Who the fuck am I kidding, it would just end up being yuri/futa shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:08:36 2015 No.14200726 >>14200676 Kakuens using guerilla warfare

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:08:38 2015 No.14200727 >>14200694 >Kobolds digging pits only to realize they've made them too deep and are stuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:08:55 2015 No.14200728 >>14200708 rustle

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:09:33 2015 No.14200729 >>14200726 >what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little fuccboi

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:09:42 2015 No.14200730 >>14200708 Kloah Wight Shuz Demon/Titania

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:10:00 2015 No.14200732 >>14200708 All the desert girls drawn by Rojiura Jack Or any lamia drawn by Hirame

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:10:00 2015 No.14200733 >>14200724 shit how did I forget DATE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:10:42 2015 No.14200736 >>14200725 >Real xxiii, Scylla. I'd prefer he done an Anubis or something darker skinned, his brown girls are delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:10:58 2015 No.14200737 >No lonely Lich to tie you up and then put on a variety of sexy outfits to see which ones arouse you the most

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:11:15 2015 No.14200738 >>14200712 >various muffled Wendigo cries heard down the mountain as they compete to be the loudest in their own snow hole

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:11:41 2015 No.14200739 >>14200711 >Posts that don't contain any explicit variation of "I wanna fuck a monstergirl" aren't monstergirl related >Stop talking about stuff!!! Nice backseat modding faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:11:48 2015 No.14200741 >>14200737 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:13:09 2015 No.14200746 >>14200739 bye

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:15:43 2015 No.14200751 File: 245 KB, 707x1000, 1444421743186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watching people argue is entertaining to me, is something wrong with me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:17:06 2015 No.14200754 >>14200751 I too find it entertaining Then again, I'm a laid back person so

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:19:56 2015 No.14200761 Reminder that the only way to defend yourself against something stronger than a Mouse girl is if you're one of the 10% or so of people with fanfiction powers.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:22:00 2015 No.14200765

>>14200714
Can you imagine being out in the middle of a desert, when all of a sudden you find that the ring of dunes you thought to walk across was actually a sandtrap, set up by a grapesnake?
Can you imagine trying to crawl your way out of said trap before realizing that every movement you make only makes you slide down to the bottom of the pit faster, all the while a lone grapsnake is biting her lip, arms stretched out to you, fondling the air like a child grasping for a present?

I can't.
Too spooky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:22:20 2015 No.14200766 >>14200751 >>14200754 This is also part of why these threads are getting worse. Publicly telling people that you're enjoying seeing shit get stirred will only motivate shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:23:27 2015 No.14200769 >>14200766 I see your point, I'll refrain from doing so in the future

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:23:51 2015 No.14200770

>>14200694
I want to venture out into the snow lands and stalk a lone awawawendigo like a tiger stalking prey. She'll be able to tell something's very wrong, but I'll avoid detection by staying still when in her line of sight, wearing a pure white sneaking suit, and doubling back on my footsteps in the snow.
I'll lead her further away from her family, putting her on my trail, only to mimic monster and animal sounds to chase her even further into unfamiliar land.
Then, when she's afraid and shivering and truly alone, only moaning out quiet, tearful "waa..."s, I'll jump up behind her and capture her.
I'll inject her with dormouse molasses while she struggles, one arm wrapped around her, and when sleep overtakes her, I'll go to work.
First, the gag. It'll have a sound activated trigger hidden inside of it, attached to a remote control.
Once that's secured, I'll take out a modified egg vibrator, and slide it up inside her, the sexual dreams caused my the dormouse injection making sure she's all slick and puffy.
Whenever the gag picks up on a noise, the vibrator activates. The louder the noise, the more intense the vibrations.
All that'll remain will be to plaster and seal her up between the legs to keep that vibrator firmly inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:24:16 2015 No.14200773 >>14200765 Please stop. You're going to make me mess my trousers.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:24:52 2015 No.14200774

>>14200770
Then, I'll look after her until she wakes up, and watch as absolute terror dawns on her face, the little wendigo still at the mercy of her captor. I'll take a single step towards her, and watch her try to run off, "awawawa"ing for help. Of course, after the first three syllables, the loudest she's ever shouted before, she'll drop to her knees as pleasure renders her nigh-on incontinent. I'll act all menacing and take a few more steps towards her, watching as she rises back up shakily, legs like jelly. Every gasp and moan and breath will create a feedback loop of pleasure, and she'll have to fight her own body to try and get away from me. Obviously, I'd never catch back up to her. I don't want to recapture or hurt her at all.
But I will chase her all the way back to the safety of her own home, a shadow in the snow on the edge of her vision, looming after her every time she looks back.

I'd keep count of how many times she climaxed because of her own siren wailing, and when she bursts through her own front door, exhausted and afraid and absolutely sopping wet, I'd vanish back into the snow like a phantom, never to be seen again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:26:07 2015 No.14200777 File: 2.11 MB, 1060x1500, A lovely.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want that hat

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:27:02 2015 No.14200778 >>14200761 I'd just keep a small but vicious Kobold to help me deal with rat problems.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:28:20 2015 No.14200780

>>14197794
>>14197801
>>14197812
>>14197889
>>14197904
>>14197916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s2Ksz7rpck

>Ara ara boya
>You've made me bring out all eight of my tails, but you're such a fuddy duddy. Making my life harder.
>But I will show you the secret technique of all Kitsune
>Brace yourself, for this is to go... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>[DBZ Screaming Intensifies]
>The grounds of the temple begin to crack and levitate as her voice reaches a cataclysmic chord
>She's outputting a fuck-ton of magical energy, enough to give you a massive headache
>She's still screaming, wind forming a vacuum towards her
>You can see it forming, a small bushel of fur growing outwards
>It's a tail, she's going for NINE
>Your sphinctor is reflexively clenching as you consider the magical power she's about to obtain by going beyond to fight you
>The mountain's not going to be able to handle much more of this
>She manages to finally GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND and finishes powering up, she's looking at you smugly
>DYNAMIC ENTRY
>Her Ryuu master appears out of the sky to faceplant her into the ground for causing such a racket
>The last thing you see is the Kitsune throwing a tantrum as the Ryuu drags her off for her "Thousand Years of Punishment"
>You're walking in the bamboo thicket, a few days later
>The Kitsune has an ofuda on her forehead effectively sealing her with her arms tied behind her back, her legs are spread eagle and kept that way by ropes
>She's balancing herself with all nine tails
>There's a bamboo sprout aimed at her coojinie
>THIS IS A PUNISHMENT, the sign in front of her reads

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:29:43 2015 No.14200783 >>14200761 >let a slug get her stink all over you >run away because what is she going to do, chase you? >global anti-NTR handwave keeps you mamono-safe for the rest of your life loldongs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:30:33 2015 No.14200784 >>14200770 >>14200774 This is erotic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:33:01 2015 No.14200789 >>14200770 >>14200774 All this effort with no payoff. Why bother?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:35:19 2015 No.14200792

>>14200726
oh god it would be like 'Predator'
>win a two week trip for six hiking through Central America
>there was only one weird stipulation
>everyone had to be a single male
>whatever you call some buddies and old friends and soon you have your crew ready to go
>all goes well until day five
>you all stop to refill your canteens at a river
>Billy goes behind some bushes to take a shit
>and he never returns
>oh shit his mom is gonna kill us if we make it out
>Blain and Mac goes to investigate
>only Blain returns holding Mac's pants and Billy's survival pack
>yelling about how "the shadows got Mac"
>fuck it you all start booking it to a clearing a little over half a mile away
>when suddenly you hear Poncho scream out
>you don't dare look back to see what's taken your buddies life
>you know Poncho would do the same too
>finally make it to the clearing
>you notice Blain's gone too
>fuck that means it's just you and Dillon
>you turn to look at Dillon and give him an amazing speech about he's always been like a brother to you and that dying beside him would be an honor
>only to see some Kakuen riding him cowgirl style
>you look down at your own pants
>they're gone and some bubble butt Kakuen has your entire length down her throat
>learn later from Anna (your new Kakuen wife) that it was a traditional 'coming of age' hunt
>you and your buddies all laugh around the campfire that night before retiring to bed to help make the next generation of hunters

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:37:02 2015 No.14200794 >>14200789 Because wendigos need to be taught that there are consequences for their actions. For every "awa", there is an "oho" to oppose it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:38:21 2015 No.14200796 >>14200794 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo >Oho

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:38:57 2015 No.14200798 >>14200726 >Kakuens >Not gorilla warfare What's important is that you tried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:39:25 2015 No.14200800 >>14200770 >>14200774 But anon, that's bullying. The best kind of bullying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:40:15 2015 No.14200803 >>14200792 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:40:27 2015 No.14200805 >>14200800 It's not bullying if I let her keep the gag and vibrator.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:41:39 2015 No.14200807 >>14200800 >>14200805 Do you fucktards even know what "bullying" means?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:42:06 2015 No.14200808 >>14200708 Any, by royal koyanagi, oda, hisasi, and yuzuki N dash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:43:10 2015 No.14200810 >>14200807 Yes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:43:15 2015 No.14200811

>>14200724
>Alps by Eroe
Sure they're not Demon Girls, but that's pretty much all he draws...and he does a fantastic job of it.

>>14200725
Only does futa on like, April Fools and shit. So yeah, it'd be yuri.

>>14200732
>>14200736
>Desert Girls by Real XXIII
>Desert Girls by JUN
All of my FUCK. YES.

Anyway, to name some myself...
Takatsu has done some cosplay tier, but it'd be great to see more monster-y girls from him.
Mochi or Henreader could do fantastic things for Sabbath MGs.
And anything touched by Hisasi or Koume Keito is gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:43:16 2015 No.14200812 >>14200737 Why would she need to tie me up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:43:52 2015 No.14200813 >>14200807 Please don't bully, that language is very threatening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:44:55 2015 No.14200817 >>14200794 Well, whatever floats your boat, I'd rater cradle an awawa-ing Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:45:26 2015 No.14200818 File: 1.21 MB, 246x184, 554.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW I want to dress up like Ramba Ral and just pose for monoeyes to see them go red as a cherry and as wet as a river

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:45:26 2015 No.14200819 >>14200803 why? I'm posting (albeit stupid shit) about monster girls what are you doing with your life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:46:58 2015 No.14200828 >>14200818 >You quote the Ral >Musk is in the air

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:47:23 2015 No.14200832 >>14200819 I'm telling you to fuck off and die, your story is a stupid pile of shit and you should delete that post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:47:30 2015 No.14200833 >>14200761 Fanfiction powers are the norm in a JRPG setting.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:48:48 2015 No.14200836

>>14200807
aren't you supposed to make it so that the bullied has PTS- ohgod I can't stop laughing at people who think they have PTSD because of what someone said.
>either punch them in the face
>or be the bigger man/woman/transkin/headmate and walk away
>it's someone's opinion it has no weight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:49:39 2015 No.14200842 >>14200833 Only for a very small percentage. Everyone else is a shitty NPC that can't fight for shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:50:52 2015 No.14200845 >>14200811 How much would you have to pay to commission a doujin artist to write a doujin of your choice? Could you even do that? I'm pretty sure not, but hey you never know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:51:01 2015 No.14200846 >>14200761 No it's not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:51:24 2015 No.14200848 >>14200819 Don't reply to people who post the "fuck off" meme, let them get banned

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:51:49 2015 No.14200850

>>14200832
I asked what are you doing with your life, not what you think about me. Who hurt you anon? Why do you think you have to be an asshole? I think you need to talk out your aggressiveness with a Hathorite priestess. They'll help you out for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:52:09 2015 No.14200852 >you will never be captured and sent to a human farm to be milked by MGs who don't care about you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:52:37 2015 No.14200854 >>14200848 Fuck off isn't a meme what's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:52:44 2015 No.14200855 >>14200828 >Monoeye brings you a wall scroll of The Ral and his Gouf >Asks you to quote The Ral >Bristle your moustache and give her the best THIS IS NO ZAKU, BOY, NO ZAKU >She winds up pregnant just from that alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:53:09 2015 No.14200857 >>14200854 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:53:25 2015 No.14200859 >>14200798 I considered it, but then I've thought it would be too obvious

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:53:27 2015 No.14200860 >>14200850 Can't talk with someone that isn't real you fucking idiot. God damn, just kill yourself.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:54:10 2015 No.14200863

>>14200845
Assuming that they would even consider it, which a few of them do that I've heard...

I think the standard cost for someone who knows they can turn a decent profit at Comiket and the like is something like $200+ a page. So, for a standard 18 page H-comic...well, you do the math.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:54:50 2015 No.14200865 >>14200852 >you will never break out and go full grimdark before bringing that shitty world to it's knees while raping the waifus of gary stu bitchboy shouters

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:55:56 2015 No.14200869 >>14200857 I'm serious, and ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:56:06 2015 No.14200870 >>14200852 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:56:13 2015 No.14200872 I want to see a monster girl version of this! http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1444410450577.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:56:24 2015 No.14200873 >>14200865 You're pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:57:09 2015 No.14200876 >>14200873 Eh, both those posts kind of are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:57:37 2015 No.14200877 >>14200873 Geez, keep some of your tears for your mistress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:58:05 2015 No.14200879 >>14200842 Oh so because you're an NPC in a Tibetan papyrus board you think everyone else is. Doesn't work that way tbh fam.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:58:24 2015 No.14200880 this is why I hate the weekend threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:59:15 2015 No.14200883 >>14200852 >implying monster girls care about human boys in the first place All men are is a power/food source and a way to make more of them, nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:01:00 2015 No.14200887 Stop enjoying things. Seriously. Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:01:07 2015 No.14200888 File: 450 KB, 1200x1715, pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200873 Berate me more sempai, it makes my pants tight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:01:11 2015 No.14200889 >>14200880 >tbh fam >Using kikebook/dumblr speak Leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:02:12 2015 No.14200892 >>14200889 Meant for >>14200879

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:02:33 2015 No.14200895 >>14200887 Stop wanting to be sexually in change too. That's for niggers and spics who beat their women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:03:26 2015 No.14200898 >>14200892 smh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:03:43 2015 No.14200901 >>14200888 Oh I think I remember this one. And then her mom comes in and shit gets really fuckin' weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:04:21 2015 No.14200902 >>14200880 It's Friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:04:33 2015 No.14200903 >>14200889 So it's tumbrl thing? It's all over /pol/ right now tbh fam

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:04:41 2015 No.14200904 >>14200895 All smiles. >>14200889 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:04:55 2015 No.14200906 >>14200872 >Sheep girl and Hol >"I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna Hit you." >She starts running. "I'M GOING TO HIT YOU!" >She stops. "I can't do it." >"Moo."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:06:56 2015 No.14200909 >>14200901 Correct! Wish the mom took off the weird face mask though, I want to see her face as I irrumate her so a plain ring gag would do, but since she's such a masochist she probably prefers to depersonalize herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:07:09 2015 No.14200910 >>14200903 Yeah, because people think doing something annoying ironically is somehow less annoying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:08:53 2015 No.14200913 >>14200895 >tfw MGs are niggers Human girls confirmed for best girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:10:32 2015 No.14200919 >>14200913 Sooooo, how does one have sex and not be a nig nog? Hire succubi to move your hips for the both of you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:10:32 2015 No.14200920 >>14200913 Human girls are icky!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:11:40 2015 No.14200927 >>14200902 But the kids are off school by now.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:11:52 2015 No.14200929
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>"Well look what I found wandering alone at night. Surely you must have heard about the big bad Manticore who prowls these woods? You must be brave, or just desperate if you're willing to leave the safety of your little village to seek me out."
>"You're out of my league kid, you can't beat me, but you know what? Let's make this interesting. If you can last a full minute with my tail, without coming, I'll let you go. You can just walk free, no strings attached."
>"But if you can't last that long... Well... We'll need to practice until you can. Won't we?~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:12:12 2015 No.14200932 >>14200920 At least they're honest with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:13:13 2015 No.14200937 >>14200929 >"Can you just kill me and get it over with?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:13:27 2015 No.14200941 Imagine if Kunoichis could run and jump like the ninja from that N flash game. Even escape via parkour would be impossible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:13:42 2015 No.14200943 >>14200919 No, just be a man and take the lead. That way your monster waifu doesn't have to endure being a dindu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:14:01 2015 No.14200945 >>14200932 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:14:29 2015 No.14200948 >>14200932 >human >honest >pick one it's written in our DNA to lie, steal, or flee to save our ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:14:47 2015 No.14200950 >>14200929 If I'm out of your league, why keep me? I just want to find a place to sleep and move on in the morning. Also, "seek you out?" Someone's got a high opinion of themselves, I prefer gentle girls i.e. not manticores. Now get out of my way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:15:26 2015 No.14200953 >>14200929 Jokes on you I'm cutting it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:15:33 2015 No.14200954 >>14200945 >>14200948 Tip holstaurs, not fedoras.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:15:55 2015 No.14200955 >>14200945 >>14200948 But they are honest, at least they tell you that they don't love you instead of stringing you alone like monster girls do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:16:13 2015 No.14200958 >>14200943 So either you or your waifu must become the basketball? That doesn't seem ideal in any... Do I get to have a niggercock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:16:43 2015 No.14200960 >>14200929 Let's be honest with ourselves here. I'm out here for you, and even if I can last more than a minute, you wouldn't want to let me go at that point. So are we going to do this or what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:17:24 2015 No.14200962 >>14200929 Only a minute? This'll be easy! R-Right?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:17:29 2015 No.14200963
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>>14200865
>You will never travel down the path of death and Necromancy
>You will never learn the most powerful spell in the entire world
>You will never just chill with the Outer Gods and reminisce about the days of RPing with your friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:18:02 2015 No.14200964 >>14200932 I'm an equal opportunity employer when it comes to monsters and human girls but come the fuck on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:18:20 2015 No.14200965 >>14200954 I want to touch the cow. I want to do it NOW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:19:00 2015 No.14200967 >>14200958 Mamono Mojo says yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:19:47 2015 No.14200969 >>14200967 Maledom it is then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:20:24 2015 No.14200970 >>14200969 Go away faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:20:44 2015 No.14200971 >>14200965 Just make sure their minotaur onee-san doesn't catch you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:21:01 2015 No.14200972 >>14200965 What if Another Cow wanted you to touch her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:21:17 2015 No.14200973 >>14200963 >not RPing with the outer gods step it up anon they've been waiting a long time for a new mage for their group

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:21:22 2015 No.14200974 >>14200970 Who summoned the salt demon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:21:27 2015 No.14200975 Reminder to ask monstergirls if they're married and confirming no before pushing them down and raping them. Failing to do so could get you in trouble of varying degrees depending on which world you dwell in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:21:44 2015 No.14200976 >>14200971 >Not touching the minotaur too >Not making her your woman What a nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:23:15 2015 No.14200980 >>14200974 he's been here all day hating everything from greentexts to random conversations yes /v/ is still here and probably won't leave until his mom makes him do his homework and go to bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:23:46 2015 No.14200983 >>14200971 I'll be really sneaky. >>14200972 Touch her too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:24:34 2015 No.14200984 >>14200970 Hate me more. Despise me more. Come on, DO IT! I'm so close anon, so fucking close...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:27:56 2015 No.14200995 >>14200971 >implying she isn't steak by now

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:28:30 2015 No.14200996 >>14200980 If we could harness his salt powers, we could become rich...or very thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:29:37 2015 No.14200999 >Wendigo went from embodiment of greed and cannibalism to a cute girl in a cape >no mentions of anything actually related to the myth That's pretty depressing actually. Where's my ten foot tall always hungry waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:30:00 2015 No.14201002 >>14200929 If you don't get off me, I'm punching you in the boob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:30:12 2015 No.14201003 >>14200980 Oh so were using /v/ as the boogyman now?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:30:31 2015 No.14201005
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>>14200962
>A minute is easy inside of a Manticore tail
>When their venom is enough to make your testes feel like they've swollen to the size of cantelopes without changing size
>So heavy laden full of delicious semen and spirit energy for her to slurp up out of you
>The soft walls of her tailpussy dragging sparks of pleasure up from the base of your cock to the tip of your glans
>Implying she wouldn't turn you into an ahegaoing mess and you'd love every second of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:31:13 2015 No.14201006 >>14200996 We'd have to go back in time to rome and the warring states when salt was very valuable, but yeah, we could live like fat happy kings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:31:32 2015 No.14201007 >>14200999 Well, I like to think that they REALLY like meat. To the degree you wave some raw steak in their face as they start drooling uncontrollably. God help you if it's reindeer steak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:32:31 2015 No.14201012 >>14200999 >wanting mythologically correct MGs Are you crazy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:32:56 2015 No.14201015 >>14200999 the awawawawas are actually cries of hunger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:33:55 2015 No.14201018 >>14200999 Well, it was more based off of Lovecraft's take on things already, but...yeah...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:34:13 2015 No.14201021 >>14200999 Sure, we will get that right after lamias that eat babies

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:35:47 2015 No.14201025 File: 179 KB, 1300x940, 143267435342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201005 help

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:36:30 2015 No.14201027 >>14201021 Imagine if lamia became giant cat people, and snakes were completely unrelated to everything they were. >>14201012 I'd like them to at least partially reference the original myth! It seems they're more abominable snowman than wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:37:29 2015 No.14201031 >>14201005 >he can't control his biology at will I bet you've already been claimed faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:37:37 2015 No.14201032 >>14201021 Jelly babies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:38:08 2015 No.14201035 I want to join Sabbath!

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:39:41 2015 No.14201042

>>14200883
This. Even the threads propagate this one-sided thing by making almost every story protagonist into random john does without any specialties or talents to make them somewhat relevant other than being walking dicks for the monstergirls.

>Here's a monstergirl with great knowledge on stalking and capturing her prey, she's fast, skilled and basically fucking predator
>And here's the puny faggot she's hunting, some random nobody who happens to be her husband
>He gets outfukkenskilled and raped within minutes, showing pathetic attempts of resistance or outsmarting his opponent, if any at all
>She gets spirit energy, the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:39:47 2015 No.14201043 File: 73 KB, 550x328, 1443226145185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200999 >>14201015 The Wendigo got her food

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:40:36 2015 No.14201046 >>14199186 >>14200206 Why are Hips/Thighs the best? Especially thighs, damn those are delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:40:37 2015 No.14201047 >>14201027 >I'd like them to be related to the original myth >I want MONSTER monsters, not cute waifus >>>/CoC/ >>>/Alumican/ >>>/mqqg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:41:04 2015 No.14201049 >>14201025 THANK GOD THIS PIC IS CENSORED. I COULD HAVE FELT OFFENDED

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:42:48 2015 No.14201052 >>14201049 The warm pants pouch friend doesn't like visible penises

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:43:52 2015 No.14201055 File: 3.98 MB, 1600x2600, 15476453785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200960 Damn cocky Manticores, they think they're SOOOOO good because of their big... Throbbing... Thick... Tailpussies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:44:02 2015 No.14201057 >>14201052 >he likes visible penises Found the alp. Get him!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:45:09 2015 No.14201059 File: 495 KB, 1016x1832, 52943576_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:45:18 2015 No.14201060
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>>14201012
>>14201021
>Mythologically correct MGs

>Centaurs go from tsunderes to thugdere horse-women who quaff wine like fucking water and eat mutton/ham, raping men across the countryside after abducting them

>Lamiae eat babies and turn into Tauric lion women. Manticores eat people's flesh, as do Wendigos and Ghouls. Wights can kill people with a touch, Jiangshi are actually a legitimate threat that can do crazy feng shui bullshit.

>Dragons burn entire countrysides when they're on the rag. Ryuu are literally Gods, Pharaohs are worshipped as the Sun and the Moon. Apep is burned at the stake like the Grapesnake she is.

>Scylla, Charybdis, Mermaids, Krakens, Sirens all cause massive amounts of loss of life at sea. Alchemists use Ignis, Gnome, Undine, and Sylph for their experiments.

>A Lich is just a bone-caster who used to be a living person. Succubi can and will drain you to a withered mummy corpse with their vaginas. Yuki-Onna depending on the variation can do it too.

>Dragons actually fear Oomukade instead of her being Alp's bullshit meme. Ushi-Oni makes life a living hell for fishermen. Kejourous kill men in the Red Light District.

>Leanen Sidhe drives men to suicide, Dullahan kills people, Cait Sith is still a furry who used to be a witch. Elves are assholes. Orcs are bigger assholes who talk like fucking cockneys.

>Large Mice are basically Skaven. Lizardmen and Salamanders turn into lizard amazons or tribal warriors. Amazons are just shitty third wave feminists who watched too much Survivor.

Or the most un-kosher one of all.

Lilim, instead of being the podium for bullshit donut steele self inserts are children of Adam and Lilith, who midnights fucking Samael with her three harem-sisters Naamah, Agrat Bat Mahlat, and Eisheth Zenunim

That's all I got.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:45:47 2015 No.14201062 File: 8 KB, 624x278, 1546378945353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201057 Reminder that ANYONE could Alp! Trust NO ONE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:46:13 2015 No.14201063 >>14201059 >Two rabid angry dog heads on her crotch Pfffhahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:46:42 2015 No.14201065 >>14201047 >>14201060 Christ, all I wanted was for the wendigo to be TANGENTIALLY related to its myth because right now it shares NOTHING with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:48:11 2015 No.14201069 >>14201062 >Trust NO ONE! I never did in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:48:31 2015 No.14201072 >>14201059 >veins I don't find those arousing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:49:41 2015 No.14201080 >>14201060 >Dullahan kills people Aren't Dullahan basically Reaper? Don't they only take your soul to the underworld when you're about to die, not straight up murder you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:51:13 2015 No.14201086 >>14201080 Dullahans are essentially the unseelie fae version of a Banshee. They throw blood on you when you're about to die and are afraid of gold. Similar to how a Banshee's cry means somebody is about to die soon.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:51:28 2015 No.14201088

>>14201015
>Group of explorers in the mountains find a colony of small wendogos
>They act like penguins, crying their signature siren noise and crowding around the group, curiously investigating them all
>Eventually, the colony loses interest and moves on, and the group continue onwards
>All except for one person, who catches something out of the corner of his eye
>A wendigo with her back to him, doubled over, making strange noises
>Thinking she might be ill, the lone explorer walks over to see if she needs help, making a note of the direction his friends are walking off in
>Slowly and tenderly, the explorer reaches out to the wendigo
>The moment he touches her cape, she spins around, and the explorer falls on his ass, backing away in fear
>Her face, hands and chest are stained with fresh blood, like the snow around her
>The wendigo was digging into a rabbit, its remains still on the floor
>"AWAWAWA" the wendigo shouts at him
>The explorer can't back away enough before she jumps onto his chest, knocking him onto his back and spraying specks of blood on his coat
>"AWAWAWAWA"
>Her cry is answered, dozens, maybe even a hundred more wendigo sirens growing closer and louder by the second
>They swarm around the explorer, ripping off his clothes and shouting like they're all in some frenzied trance
>They pin his arms and his legs, carrying him away like screaming ants carrying away food for the hive
>All the while, the bloodied wendigo straddles him, riding his dick cowgirl style and shouting in time with her thrusts
>"AH-WA! AH-WA! AH-WA!"

>The explorers return to find their lost friend minutes later, but find only the carcass of the rabbit, and a trail of clothes left in the path stamped into the snow by two hundred tiny wendigo children
>In the distance, they hear only moans of pleasure and subjugation
>And the eternal cry of the dreaded wendigo, carried on the wind

Awawawa, motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:51:58 2015 No.14201089 >>14201055 I had to actually do a double-take on that image. Well played.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:52:16 2015 No.14201091 >>14200960 Anon, please. You're ruining this for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:52:17 2015 No.14201092 File: 25 KB, 352x482, 896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201062

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:53:37 2015 No.14201095 >>14201088 Great, another monster girl ruined.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:53:45 2015 No.14201096

>>14201080
The myths I've read about them have them as spirits of blight and plague, you were supposed to leave a gold coin at your house's steps at night so the diseases it carried under it' s cape would not befall your household. Don't know about them killing people. They also dropped buckets of blood on people they found outside at night for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:55:11 2015 No.14201100 >>14201091 I know, the least you could do is pretend to be frightened for a Manticore, they like it when guys do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:55:22 2015 No.14201101 >>14201035 Me too anon. Me too.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:55:29 2015 No.14201103

>>14201086

>Leave the house wearing a suit and tie, ready to go to work
>Some faggot throws something on me
>What the fuk
>Look down
>Clothes are ruined
>Is this blood?
>Turn around
>See some girl in armor staring at me
>She's holding a bucket with blood in it
>Is this some kind of sick joke?
>"Yo, what the fuck, kid? You ruined my su--"
>Run over by a truck

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:55:36 2015 No.14201105 >>14201095 Don't worry, your favorite is next.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:55:47 2015 No.14201106 >>14201088 Well that was dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:56:05 2015 No.14201108 >You will never turn off a monster girl from raping you with your extreme amount of jaded cynicism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:57:06 2015 No.14201112 >>14201100 Nah I bet she's really just a NERD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:57:07 2015 No.14201114 >>14201105 My favorite was already ruined.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:57:18 2015 No.14201116 >>14201088 Cringeworthy as fuck, just like everything else in this thread. It's not even ruining the monstergirl, I'm just dumbfounded at how infantile this is. Are you 12?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:57:52 2015 No.14201119 >>14201114 Oomukade?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:58:16 2015 No.14201121 >>14201062 thats so fucking funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:58:37 2015 No.14201125 >>14201119 Nope, she is a bug though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:59:12 2015 No.14201127 >>14198619 Thanks bag of java.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:59:34 2015 No.14201128 >>14201125 Ha! Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:00:00 2015 No.14201130 >>14201125 Ushi-Oni? Mantis? Khepri?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:01:00 2015 No.14201135 >>14201128 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:02:09 2015 No.14201137 >>14201088 Silly Wendigos, you have to prepare that meat correctly.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:02:45 2015 No.14201141

>>14201095
Disregard my greentext, and she'll be back to moeblob before you know it.
You'll never even remember I wrote it.

>>14201106
It was. Not everything I write is funny. This is just one of those times where the thread noticed how silly it was at the same time as my hindsight kicked in.

>>14201116
Thanks.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:03:30 2015 No.14201145
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>>14201065
Except it is related to the myth, you mongoloid. Kenkou Cross didn't use the Native American tribal vision of the Wendigo, which is essentially a Ghoul to begin with.

Due to her affiliation with the Chaos Demons in his canon and the fact that they're interchangeable with the Cthulhu Mythos, the Wendigo of Monster Girl Encyclopedia is more than likely based on Ithaqua.

Guess what Ithaqua is? A giant, lumbering ape-like figure who can walk in the sky as easily as the land and controls aspects of winter like snow, ice, and the wind itself. It eats unwary travelers because that's how a Great Old One do and it (in his universe) inspired the legends of the Wendigo and the Yeti.

Guess what Wendigos turn their husband into if you follow KC's canon? A giant Magilla Gorilla Not!Stand coat that's constantly filling her loli pussy with a dick about as thick as a fucking phone pole.

Eat shit, stop complaining or write your own goddamned iteration of the Wendigo so people can hate on it or love it.

Or better yet, just fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:04:10 2015 No.14201146 >>14201062 http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/946/367/4ae.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:04:16 2015 No.14201147 >>14201141 >moeblob Die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:04:20 2015 No.14201148 >>14201141 >You'll never even remember I wrote it. WHY DID YOU WRITE IT ANON YOU HAVE FOREVER TARNISHED WENDIGOS' HONOR

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:05:28 2015 No.14201153 >>14201146 I ain't clicking that shit nigga

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:08:00 2015 No.14201162

>>14201137
>Anon is kidnapped by wendigo colony.
>Shows them how to cook meat over a fire
>Entire colony goes "Ooooh!" While clapping.
>Next time Anon's friends find him he's holding some sort of bizarre Iron Chef contest where two Wendigos cook for the chance to mate with him.
The champion gets to bed him il while the loser goes home to wait for him to pay her a private 69 session

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:08:03 2015 No.14201163 >>14201145 Then why call it a wendigo at all if its not, you know, related to the wendigo? Why not call it an Ithaqua then? And why are you so enraged?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:08:20 2015 No.14201164 >>14201153 It's a Trust Nobody Not Even yourself meme nigga. I just didn't want to take up a picture usage.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:09:24 2015 No.14201168

>>14201137
They'll be fine. They're like eskimos.

>>14201147
That's what they are here though, right? I'm not using that as an insulting or derogatory term, I'm just saying: the thread view of them is that they're small, cute, yappy little snow-girls with a penchant to get flustered and make that noise.

>>14201148
Because I haven't had sleep for over 40 hours. My mind's not in a sound place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:12:39 2015 No.14201171 >>14201135 You're still mad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:13:48 2015 No.14201178 >>14201089 What?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:14:15 2015 No.14201179

>>14201163
It's because Ithaqua is a liminal being. As in, he is a Wendigo and at the same time is NOT. It's like the difference between Odin and Wednesday from Neil Gaiman's American Gods. Her motif is also deer-like given she has what appears to be ungiligrade legs (We don't know if she has hooves or not but it's likely), and has horns that are very similar to antlers. This draws from one of the interpretations of a Wendigo being a deer-skulled monstrosity.

She's essentially a fusion of Lovecraft and Native American mythos to create something new, just like a Jiangshi isn't a true vampire if it's still hopping. But you know what? It's fucking moot.

You vocal idiots who bitch and bemoan the fact that monster girls aren't like their mythological counterparts are exactly why the whole niche is losing its luster. You can claim you want shit like a mythological correct Manticore or Wendigo but that'd mean you end up sitting there WATCHING YOUR WAIFU EAT YOUR FUCKING ENTRAILS before shock sets in.

So, I reiterate. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:14:44 2015 No.14201183 File: 326 KB, 640x675, 1444428884426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH MAN ARE DISCUSSING MANTICORES?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:15:25 2015 No.14201186 >>14201162 >dazzling Wendigos with cooking skills >Wendigo Iron Chef competition Pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:18:20 2015 No.14201197 >>14201186 >Every time someone cooks something good looking the Wendigos clap and Awawaw

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:19:08 2015 No.14201199 >>14201007 >Well, I like to think that they REALLY like meat. >little girls with huge appetites >Wendigo ravenously ripping into steak after juicy steak I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:19:38 2015 No.14201201 >>14201179 Maybe he's a gurofag. But you need to chill faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:21:01 2015 No.14201207 File: 1.58 MB, 400x300, e8a5w9s.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201201 There is no chill. My jimmies have been shaken and there's no stopping their tremors until Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:21:44 2015 No.14201210 >>14201197 Who will be this weeks....Iron Wendigo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:21:50 2015 No.14201212 >>14199394 m-more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:27:34 2015 No.14201230 >>14201199 >Wendigo eating one of those stretchy anime meats http://i.imgur.com/96Nu6tA.png

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:28:41 2015 No.14201235

>>14201179
First: calm your tits.
Second: I reiterate, how is the Wendigo of MGE related to it's namesake in any way? With most monsters you can see where they came from or at least where some parts of them came from, but the Wendigo has NOTHING related to the Algonquin myth still in there. It is, for all intents and purposes, an ice monster. There are zero parts of it linking it with its original myth. It's like taking a four legged cat-taur and saying "This is a lamia!" It doesn't fit anything about it at all.

Fuck, If you wanted to monster use it properly you could make them extremely tall, thin, flat women who are constantly hungry (for cock) and can never have her fill (of cock). It's been done before, and there's plenty of room to branch out but now at least you can see the mythological basis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:30:34 2015 No.14201239 >>14201235 >People can't take artistic liberty with stuff >It has to be 100% based on the myth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:31:46 2015 No.14201243 >>14201235 Because as he's already said, it's not based on the Algonquin Myth. KC's Wendigo is based on the creature Lovecraft made based on the Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:33:07 2015 No.14201249 >>14201243 I wonder if that means we'll get a different girl based on that Wendigo too. What would it be called though?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:33:22 2015 No.14201250
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>Yesterday thread talks about TPP
>Assures it probably won't be as bad as some people were making it out to be
>Feel better
>Today the Intellectual Property/Internet chapter of the TPP comes out and it's just as bad as predicted
What Monster Girl would help me an hero and leave this world? I feel misery and pain once more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:33:35 2015 No.14201252 >>14201239 >100% When did I say that, anon? I said any part. Literally anything at all. >>14201243 Well that's stupid but at least a bit more explicable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:33:58 2015 No.14201254 >>14201230 I need this drawn. If nobody competent will do it, I will!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:34:12 2015 No.14201255 >>14201250 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:36:09 2015 No.14201261 >>14201250 Willowisp. Just close your eyes and fall asleep as she wraps you up in those warm flames, and when you wake up you'll be your own personal heaven with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:38:26 2015 No.14201270 >>14201255 Wikileaks. https://wikileaks.org/tpp-ip3/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:40:29 2015 No.14201274 I want to scratch under a wendigo's chin while she lowly awas in contentment.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:40:33 2015 No.14201275

>>14201255
https://wikileaks.org/tpp-ip3/WikiLeaks-TPP-IP-Chapter/WikiLeaks-TPP-IP-Chapter-051015.pdf

The main parts discovered so far is

>Circumventing DRM of any kind is illegal and the government has the right to take and destroy any object that breaks or is used in breaking DRM
>"File sharing" websites accused of violating copyright are to be blocked by ISPs is they violate copyright in any TPP country, regardless of whether its OK in the ISP's country of origin
>ISPs are required by law to be given incentives to actively search out and turn in anyone who uses their services to violate copyright law
>All copyrighted material is extended to life+70 years now
>Governments can repossess domain names that "might confuse/mislead users". If you owned Macdonalds.co or some shit McDonalds could take that domain name from you

It's bad. It's SOPA but worse.

>>14201261
God I want a WillotheWisp so bad now. It's amazing how the Monster Girl that kills you and imprisons you forever seems like the best option out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:42:48 2015 No.14201280 File: 20 KB, 228x227, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200863 >$200 per page >Standard doujins are 18 pages >$200 x 18 is fucking money that I don't have Welp. Can't blame a guy for morbid curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:43:01 2015 No.14201281 >>14201274 I want to die. Only one of these things will happen.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:44:40 2015 No.14201285

>>14201250
I don't want to live on this planet any more.

Unfortunately until such time as I acquire the proper education with which to leverage some skills into creating a hobby space ship, I'm kind of stuck.

>>14201249
Well, he could always retroactively rename the current MGE Wendigo if he decided to make something based on the Native Myth? Of course, he might've gone with Lovecraft's version in the first place because he couldn't make a decent MG out of the original...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:45:18 2015 No.14201288 >>14200941 >Megaman-tier walljumping >Can jump off any surface and cancel all inertia by sticking to walls She'd be too OP, but sometimes, OP is sexy, you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:45:28 2015 No.14201289 >>14201250 You were warned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:46:29 2015 No.14201293 >>14201288 No it's not, fuck you.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:46:55 2015 No.14201295

>>14201275
>>ISPs are required by law to be given incentives to actively search out and turn in anyone who uses their services to violate copyright law
So if this is cleared and enacted, they'll actually pay ISPs to track down people who download music, or anime, or movies, or fucking anything?

Fuck, no one really is safe any more...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:47:52 2015 No.14201299 >>14201288 Physically, she's got amazing movement skills, and can all but fly, but I don't think she'd be OP. I doubt she'd be able to punch out a dragon, though she might be able to scale one's mountain with ease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:48:49 2015 No.14201302 >>14200941 >impossible Acquire Skill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:49:10 2015 No.14201303 File: 784 KB, 1076x1200, 3ba924df38e6e3019e38d02e8a15ac1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201293 Why don't you put a spin on this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:49:55 2015 No.14201305 >>14201275 Hitler was more right than anyone could've imagined.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:50:21 2015 No.14201307

>>14201249
We won't get it, and probably not the skinwalker, jersey devil or chupacabra either. Just accept that KC doesn't care about American monsters.
>>14201285
Or he just doesn't care. He's likely much more familiar with Lovecraft than random-ass Native American myths.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:50:29 2015 No.14201308 File: 2.71 MB, 3000x2000, 1442604247705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would working with MGs be like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:50:37 2015 No.14201310 >>14201295 It still hasnt passed right? If it needs to be voted on no way it passes, look at SOPA AND PIPA People need to be made aware of it is all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:51:04 2015 No.14201313 >>14201303 Okay, maybe I'd fuck a Kunoichi if she had a personality similar to Dante. But only if she's a switch at the least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:51:41 2015 No.14201316 >>14201303 No alps allowed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:52:30 2015 No.14201319 >>14201275 > It's amazing how the Monster Girl that kills you and imprisons you forever seems like the best option out there. Well, she won't kill you. But when you do happen to die, she will keep your soul safe with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:53:17 2015 No.14201323 >>14201293 Uh, it kinda is. I mean, that's why monstergirls are appealing in the first place to me, right? They CAN kill you, but they love you so much they don't. That's sexy to me.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:53:40 2015 No.14201325

>>14201310
Chile has approved it, only 11 countries more. All have to approve of it or it doesn't pass and they have to renegotiate. However, with Obama leaving, and most countries not interested, renegotiating would be incredibly unlikely. Ironically the only country where support for it looks shakey is USA. And the funny thing is most of the senators who oppose it oppose it because of lobbyists. Mine here in NC oppose it because Tobacco companies are specifically excluded from being allowed to sue the government for "loss in profits".

Presidential candidates against it are Hillary, Huckabee, Sanders, and Trump. Hillary used to be for it so don't trust her, and Huckabee doesn't have a shot in hell. So really your only chances of salvation are Trump or Sanders.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:53:59 2015 No.14201327

>>14201310
In truth it's not like it's a law or anything. But rather, it's a trade agreement which is being ratified by, what is it, 12 participant countries? Or rather, the corporations controlling them. Despite the fact it's not a "Law" per-se, I believe I read somewhere that, due to how it was drafted and those involved, it still has to pass through US Congress, which has the potential to veto it. That's more-or-less my understanding of it.

tl;dr, it still has the potential to be shut down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:56:32 2015 No.14201333 >>14201323 Compared to any monster who can fly, or cast magic, or teleport, or use some sort of hypnosis power? It's still pretty tame.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:56:55 2015 No.14201334

>>14201325
There's growing sentiment against it in Canada too. So long as fucking Harper doesn't get re-elected in the upcoming election, either Trudeau or Muclair may well push for renegotiation.

Though, rather than the IP sections, the majority of Canadian concerns regarding it relate to the influence it'd have on our farmers and their markets. Still, long as it gets held back...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:57:29 2015 No.14201335 File: 8 KB, 246x148, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201299 >And can all but fly Nigger, she's probably even got some wing device in her clothes to let her, too. We're fucked, you hear me? Literally and figuratively. FUCKED!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 18:59:54 2015 No.14201338 >>14201333 Actually, I see what you mean. Kunoichis might have ninpo or something, but those basically boil down to smoke and mirrors, don't they? Unless you count the fact that she still actually is a succubus and all, but

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:00:49 2015 No.14201340 >>14201235 Because the alternative is way more boring. It would essentially just be a giant pale ghoul with less curves. I'm not happy that KC's Wendigo is barely related to the actual myth, but at least the design is cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:00:57 2015 No.14201341 >>14201334 While our country may be pretty shit normally, I'm glad our people aren't completely fucking stupid all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:01:32 2015 No.14201344 >>14201335 Calm down, bacon. It's just some snusnu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:04:12 2015 No.14201352 >You will never suplex and rape a Kunoichi after she tried to rape you in your sleep >You will never pull out when you're about to cum and jack off into her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:04:31 2015 No.14201353 >>14201338 Considering it's a setting with real magic, I'd assume that ninpo have actual powers to them in addition to the stealth and trickery. Though any magic is most likely for the sake of sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:08:21 2015 No.14201363 >>14201341 It's mostly because of just how bad it'd be for Canada. People are speculating that pretty much the entire industrial sector of the country would uproot and leave immediately to go to some shitty third world signatory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:09:18 2015 No.14201366 >>14201308 Fur shed, giant keyboards for big, meaty paws, various sexual passes

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:11:12 2015 No.14201375
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>>14201363
I love how Harper said he'd release the full text of the TPP, but only after elections

And Obama said he'd release the full text of the TPP, but only after the US accepted it

How did we let it come to this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:11:23 2015 No.14201376 >>14201308 >pyromaniac Cheshire I'd have gotten in all sorts of trouble with her in my younger days.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:14:11 2015 No.14201382
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>>14201344
It's not JUST snusnu, get it? It's ninja snusnu! She's gonna assassinate your dick when you least expect it with her puffy vagina.
She could be lurking here even now, man!
Panic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:15:16 2015 No.14201384 >>14201382 Nah, I got it. I'm going to fuck her on my terms and I'm going to be the one calling the shots!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:15:48 2015 No.14201387 >>14201341 Not like here, where it's apparently a yearly tradition for somebody to shoot up a school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:16:31 2015 No.14201391 >>14201363 >>14201375 Don't forget how it gives companies standing equal to countries in terms of their international power. This is what happens when you allow elected officials to have more than one term and allow for 'lobbying,' ie bribes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:16:50 2015 No.14201392 >>14201384 But can you outninja a ninja, though? Or are you a Samurai?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:20:33 2015 No.14201401 >>14201060 >Dragons actually fear Oomukade wouldn't they be feared by ryus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:20:59 2015 No.14201402 File: 844 KB, 1382x1200, 4b4d4b8cbc37e2a33729518535404095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you feel about a girl with goop in all the right places?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:21:36 2015 No.14201405 >>14201392 I'll find a way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:21:38 2015 No.14201406 >>14201382 Don't be silly, it's only some succuninja snusnu. What could go wrong?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:21:47 2015 No.14201407
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Reminder that secession is always a valid option, rebel and stand for your freedom.

What Monster Girl would you want to be your partner on the battlefield as you fight for independence? Which one of you tragically dies? Or do you both go out in a flame of righteousness, refusing to kneel to any man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:21:53 2015 No.14201408 >>14201387 That's a pretty thorny issue, but I think it has to do with violence being sensationalized, glorified, and really, the only way you can get noticed if you're not wealthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:23:06 2015 No.14201410 >>14201391 There's only one solution, and that's to feed some politicians some rifles again. Too bad it's going to get a lot worse before people are willing to stand up to the tories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:23:51 2015 No.14201413 >>14201402 Not a big fan of smile due to their amorphous nature. Thst's why I like Mucus Toads, all the sliminess with delicious solid flesh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:24:37 2015 No.14201416 >>14201407 >Rowdy Apophis >Rowdy as fuck Mercenary Wurm >French Noble-turned-Rebel Wight >Ex-Bandit Ghoul Either of these will do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:25:43 2015 No.14201422 >>14201410 Let's just hope that they wind up losing a shit-ton of seats, becoming the minority with the NDP as Majority, and Liberals as Opposition. It's a crazy dream, but I can hope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:26:47 2015 No.14201427 >>14201410 Are you really implying violence and fear are the answer to anything? A violent overthrow only results in an equally violent government coming to power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:27:01 2015 No.14201429 File: 709 KB, 862x1200, Valkyrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201407 I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:29:25 2015 No.14201437 >>14201416 >French Noble-turned-Rebel Wight >she always talks about how back in her day people knew how to behead the filth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:29:30 2015 No.14201439 >>14201427 Worked for America.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:30:18 2015 No.14201442
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>>14201427
You don't actually believe that do you? The corrupt only fear one thing, and that's a rebellious populous. Why do you think America keeps trying to get rid of it's second amendment? Why do you think other countries that weren't unlucky enough to have a constitution already got rid of guns?

I mean shit, which do you think the politician fears, Anon holding a sign and marching outside, or Anon holding a gun breaking down their doors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:30:29 2015 No.14201443 >>14201427 It works sometimes, like in France. After they were done killing people of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:33:27 2015 No.14201449 >>14201392 Well considering ninjas were basically just people who were sick of samurai's bullshit, I'm not sure that would matter a whole lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:35:00 2015 No.14201456 File: 85 KB, 689x768, 1443406623877-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201427 >A violent overthrow only results in an equally violent government coming to power. >He unironically believes this

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:36:15 2015 No.14201465

>>14201442
Here's the thing. What would even the point of rebelling for independence be, at this point?

What is the reason that many of us are so against the TPP and its like? Because we fear the restrictions it will place on our international communications and access to content, information and entertainment, from across the world. So, say you pick up a gun, rebel, secede, go independent, whatever. Even if you succeed, the rest of the world is just going to shut you out and you'll have gained nothing. A moral victory perhaps, but you'll be left without the support provided by the previous Government, and be locked out of the world-wide communications you desire in the first place.

tl;dr, panem et circenses, they have us under their thumb. Of course, they're now threatening to take that away pretty much, so if that comes to pass, who knows. Maybe the entire world will just rebel against their corporate masters.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:39:07 2015 No.14201472

>>14201465
>Even if you succeed, the rest of the world is just going to shut you out and you'll have gained nothing
Actually Russia has said before they'd fully support a Texan, or any state secession. So we'd have them at least. Russia would be a good ally.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:40:22 2015 No.14201476
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>You'll never be an angel warrior, ascended from a mere solitary Paladin who protected and fought for those who couldn't in your mortal life, monstergirl and human, regardless of race
>You'll never be a bro to pretty much everyone while delivering righteous justice to people who insist on being dicks and bringing forth evil
>You'll never have to be constantly on the move, looking for places to deliver justice to, just so you can focus on your job, as your legion of angel girl fans back in heaven keep following you around everywhere asking for autographs, asking all kinds and questions, and generally distracting you from doing your divine duty

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:40:58 2015 No.14201481 File: 482 KB, 803x1200, Jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201472 >"I have arrived to assist in the removal of the capitalist pigs and the secession. Where is the vodka?"

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:42:25 2015 No.14201487

>>14201465
It honestly, truly looks like governments all over the world are trying to force people to overthrow them.
I don't think it's intentional, but holy shit how do they not see it? Europe is absolutely flooding themselves with sleeper cell terrorists, and the governments are putting their fingers in their ears when people find proof that most of those "refugees" are ISIS members. Remember that Hungarian reporter everyone was up in arms about? Everyone stopped talking about that because people did some digging and it turned out that every single person she kicked and tripped was either a member of ISIS or a family member of someone who's a member of the group. That guy with the kid? That wasn't his kid, it was a kid that had been reported kidnapped months ago.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:42:38 2015 No.14201489

>>14201439
America declared its independence and was recognized as such by a few countries before the brits started shit.
Also, please look at every other rebellion and the ensuring government across history. When the coup is violent, the results are never good.
One last thing, America is a very violent and aggressive country. From its founding we've used force to get our way and have used our power to bring others to heel. It's even part of our domestic culture - excessively punitive punishments that foster the idea that power and force is how you do things. If you disagree with me, then why is recidivism so high int he US compared to other modern nations? Why is violent crime so hard? Certainly things like the death penalty should make it clear killing people is wrong, right?

>>14201442
You're not really understanding my point. There's a violent overthrow. Now what? You have a government and people in power that have no qualms about using force to get their way.

>>14201456
Show me five cases where that's not been the case. I could show you a hundred where it has been.

Anyways, this is getting really off topic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:44:10 2015 No.14201494 >>14201481 I'd give a Russian Jinko my "vodka" if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:45:39 2015 No.14201497

>>14201442
>Why do you think other countries that weren't unlucky enough to have a constitution already got rid of guns
You do realize there are less than half a dozen countries with an uncodified constitution and in only one of those are civilians banned from legally owning firearms.
Of course you don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:46:19 2015 No.14201502 >>14201481 I've got a White Russian for you if you know what I mean

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:47:04 2015 No.14201504

>>14201465
>So, say you pick up a gun, rebel, secede, go independent, whatever. Even if you succeed, the rest of the world is just going to shut you out and you'll have gained nothing. A moral victory perhaps, but you'll be left without the support provided by the previous Government, and be locked out of the world-wide communications you desire in the first place.
>They'll win in the end so let's do nothing

Well if that's your only argument then why the fuck live if you're going to die at the end either way?

>but you'll be left without the support provided by the previous Government

You will become the new government. You seriously think it'll all devolve into mad max post-nuclear anarchism?

>>14201489
>Show me five cases where that's not been the case. I could show you a hundred where it has been.
>Still believing the reason why shit governments appear after revolution is because of violence instead of underlying factors
>Implying correlation equals cause

Well go do something then, Gandhi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:48:41 2015 No.14201508 File: 405 KB, 708x541, Shantae3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boy, all this talk about rebel scum ad empires reminds me of best girls. Desert girls are always best girls, everybody knows this.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:48:42 2015 No.14201509

>>14201489
Anon you try to peacefully start a new government and see where it gets you. You think dictators just accept that shit? No you'd be shot. Hence violent uprising. The founding fathers knew that, which is why they had the second amendment, so when the US eventually became too corrupt, the citizens could rebel and start anew.

That's the general lifespan of a government. Start out idealistic, become corrupt, rebellion, new founders either learn from the mistakes and try to fix things or fuck things up more, and the cycle continues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:50:44 2015 No.14201519 Aside from Owari, Ray Romano, and Antimagic, what shows this season have monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:50:46 2015 No.14201520 File: 292 KB, 1015x1185, winter anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201508 Bring the desert girls to the snow, bring the cold weather monsters to the beach

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:52:25 2015 No.14201524

>>14201504
>You will become the new government. You seriously think it'll all devolve into mad max post-nuclear anarchism?
I'm referring to all the things that contribute to a standard of living. Electricity, waste management, farming, law makers and enforcers, etc.

I mean, if you can get enough people behind your cause to fill up a proper labor force and provide for your independent state; or perhaps make your own backdoor deals with the corporations, then great, more power to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:52:33 2015 No.14201526 >>14201520 I want to warm up a chilly Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:53:31 2015 No.14201529 >>14201508 So excited for the new Shantae game. >>14201520 >>14201526 Me too anon. Me too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:53:36 2015 No.14201530 >>14201476 Good. Sounds like a hassle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:57:42 2015 No.14201549 >>14201529 Me too, man. The other four characters might be fun to play too. When is it coming out, damn?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:58:38 2015 No.14201551

>>14201520
That's just mean to the snow girls. You can put on extra layers for the cold. You van only take off so much before it's indecent exposure, and even then you'll still be hot.
>Yeti's fur is matted from sweat
>Glacies practically melting
>Wendigo won't leave her cloak, passes out from heat stroke

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:59:06 2015 No.14201554

Oy vey, what is this anti-semetic talk? Corporations bad? Coups? Rebellion? Secession? Oy gevalt, are you crazy? You know how many died in the last "rebellion"? 6 million! They were racist too! Stop being such bad goyim, why don't you just turn on your magic TV box instead and watch that new episode of The Simpsons instead! This week Homer dates Lena Dunham and learns about Male Privilege while Bart befriends a nice young muslim boy!

God I want to hatefuck a tanuki do badly

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:59:25 2015 No.14201556 >>14201549 Dunno. They're still doing votes for character designs after all...though there is a new Backer Build coming out soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:00:08 2015 No.14201558 >>14201551 >Wendigo self-sauna Someone draw this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:00:36 2015 No.14201561 File: 491 KB, 768x768, 1433379183586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201554 God fucking dammit after all that I forgot to add the fucking Tanuki shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:02:02 2015 No.14201567 >>14201551 I want to save a Wendigo from heat stroke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:02:03 2015 No.14201568 File: 246 KB, 1500x1500, 1440808239660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201554 Good goyim Anon could you get me a blanket?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:02:04 2015 No.14201569 >>14201530 Well then, how about returning home after years of fighting evil outside of heaven, only to be greeted by your not-so-big group of angel girl fans who ask you if you're wounded, and why you took so long to come back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:03:12 2015 No.14201575 I want to fuck a Tanuki until she forgets what money is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:05:14 2015 No.14201583 File: 896 KB, 911x1279, 2015-10-04_00002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201568 >that bush peeking out

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:07:22 2015 No.14201590 >>14201554 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFLm3pzhuk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:09:56 2015 No.14201598 >>14201590 I want to see a group of Tanuki dancing to this while swishing their bushy tails.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:10:46 2015 No.14201601

>>14201551
>Yeti
Have her swim in the nearest pool or ocean and cool down, maybe watch out for pools since her fur will clog the drains and pumps

>Glacies
Put her in a walk in freezer with the other Glacies who came on vacation

>Wendigo
Pour awawawater on her and awawatch her scramble around aimlessly and awawawawaitng for someone to help her

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:10:59 2015 No.14201605

>>14201275
how the hell do they think they'll be able to even enforce these laws when half the fucking US pirates without even knowing it.

like whoever was writing this shit up clearly didn't read the FBI's message of "FUCK IT, IT'S TOO LARGE, JUST WHINE TO US WHEN YOU SEE YOUR SHIT ON MEDIAFIRE OR SOMETHING."

even if this does get passed, who in the living hell is going to enforce it? the US govt taking down websites left and right would incite ridiculous backlash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:12:33 2015 No.14201609 File: 737 KB, 1412x966, 1442837690845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Tanuki I want to cuddle that big bushy tail

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:13:18 2015 No.14201612 which monster girl would witness you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:18:01 2015 No.14201624 >>14201601 That's not you're supposed to treat heat stroke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:20:00 2015 No.14201629 >>14197526 >impregnation focused Based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:20:25 2015 No.14201630 >>14201612 A group of easy-to-impress pale P'orcs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:21:48 2015 No.14201636 >>14201310 They won't This isn't as immediate and blatant as SOPA and PIPA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:21:48 2015 No.14201637 >Your waifu's face when she sees you burning alive and screaming

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:23:15 2015 No.14201643 File: 114 KB, 1189x1500, 1437241859234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one make a manticore blush?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:24:31 2015 No.14201648 >>14201643 Tell her that. You love her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:24:59 2015 No.14201650 >>14201637 I should hope she'd at least have the courtesy to shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:25:59 2015 No.14201655 >>14201637 >"Honey, stop playing around and come get dinner." >"We can spar after."

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:28:22 2015 No.14201662

>>14201612
Lich. She has to. How else will she gather data?
>Experiment 1639.4-B, Log 14
>Testing of newest formula for Compound 69
>Subject saw only 12% increase in mana production
>Physical strain on body is still problematic
>Subject expired after only 180 minutes of activity
>Final results: Mediocre
>Will begin prepping suject for resuscitation

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:30:11 2015 No.14201667 >>14201662 God Liches would be awful wives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:32:54 2015 No.14201682 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] GATE - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.25_[2015.09.23_17.25.43].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am not sure what to make of the fox women in Gate..

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:37:37 2015 No.14201702 >>14201682 Looks pretty cosplay tier >furry upper arms instead of forearms For what reason?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:37:40 2015 No.14201703 File: 661 KB, 954x1157, pizzafox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say foxes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:39:14 2015 No.14201710 >>14201682 You could try some making some pan-boiled meat dish of them. It's fairly easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:43:44 2015 No.14201722 File: 49 KB, 493x367, 1423387693001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201703 I want to burn a fox's shrine down!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:44:18 2015 No.14201723 File: 413 KB, 1000x750, 1327731771864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201703 >you will never eat shitty pizza with Tamamo at the JAV pool

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:46:46 2015 No.14201729 >>14201723 good, indoor pools are almost always gross and particularly terrible just realized the politeness of japan might result in less urine in pools. sasuga, japan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:48:25 2015 No.14201738 >>14201703 SLUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:49:05 2015 No.14201741 File: 1.71 MB, 1470x1484, 46117211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201703

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:49:17 2015 No.14201742 >>14201729 >that feel when I can't swim in pools anymore because of fears of urine I hate kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:49:33 2015 No.14201745 >>14201722 Too far. You'd leave me with no choice but take in the poor homeless fox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:51:12 2015 No.14201749 >>14201741 Please put the cone down sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:52:57 2015 No.14201755 >>14201741 Jesus, you could make like two curvy kitsunes out of all that meat. Or 4+ lolis while still giving them nice butts and hips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:54:11 2015 No.14201759 >>14201741 fatsune

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:54:35 2015 No.14201761 >>14201755 It's like two Elins did the fusion dance and got it right

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:03:33 2015 No.14201791 >>14201476 >Tyrael Lawful Good Token Black Character please go and stay go. At least Imperius and Malthael had balls to do stuff outside of becoming "Human", which he could never do because Humans are the bastard offspring of demon and angel.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:07:49 2015 No.14201801
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>>14201703

Tamamo really isn't very different from KC's girls.

She's not overly picky about a man (though she stated she does have preferences), but once she finds him she's completely loyal. She's also a total romantic and cuddlebug.

So it's easy for her to fall in love with you, if you're her master. Even if you're a girl, she says something like she can use magic to turn you into a man, if I remember right.

I don't know how much of that was changed in CC. Still, her greatest wish is to become a good wife, so... she's pretty amazing. But if you don't like clingy girls who fawn over you constantly, this fox is not for you.

That's my review for this product. 5/5

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:07:55 2015 No.14201803

>>14201791
Justice is still justice regardless of who delivers it, Anon.

>At least Imperius and Malthael had balls to do stuff outside of becoming "Human"
But Tyrael did too. Tyrael still served the heavens even after becoming mortal again. He stared into death's eyes even, all for peace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:18:42 2015 No.14201835 >>14201741 >That pool Oh boy, I know where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:19:46 2015 No.14201837 >>14201401 Yeah, my mistake. >>14201803 Doesn't matter, monsterboys like Tyrael can go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:20:20 2015 No.14201839 >>14201759 Bestsune

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:21:25 2015 No.14201842 >>14201643 Gentle caresses, whispering loving things into her ear, kisses on the cheek, handholding, telling her you want her to dominate you with her tailpussy, telling her you want to go all the way with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:21:46 2015 No.14201844 >>14201741 I wouldn't mind giving her some cream filling. >if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:22:14 2015 No.14201846 >>14201837 >monsterboys >Ascending to a stronger being is monsterboyshit >Getting any kind of cool powers so you won't be some boring ass plain as fuck average human is monsterboyshit Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:22:22 2015 No.14201847 File: 738 KB, 1000x875, 21335875_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201835 I'd like to plow a fatsune up the ass while she's in the water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:24:43 2015 No.14201856 File: 710 KB, 1050x1400, 21780406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201847 >>14201741 Do not be silly, there is no such thing as fat fox women. Just an urban myth .

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:25:52 2015 No.14201860 >>14201847 Those foxes are still fat. I'm with you on going to town on their fat fox butts though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:26:58 2015 No.14201865 >>14201837 >monsterboy >tyrael Dude's just a nigga with a sword and sweet light magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:27:25 2015 No.14201867 File: 65 KB, 550x840, 5002458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201856 All that fried tofu has to go somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:28:05 2015 No.14201871 >>14201847 I want to cook them a feast every day and molest their tails when they're suffering from a food coma!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:29:51 2015 No.14201879 >>14201847 Damn flabby, plowable foxes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:30:21 2015 No.14201881 >>14201846 If somebody like Ainz-sama is a Monsterboy you can bet your fucking ass Tyrael is one too.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:30:46 2015 No.14201883 [DELETED]

Hahaha, holy shit did you fags see Bromont last night? Holy shit he was fucking pathetic, he wrote one post of literal shit and was instantly told to fuck off. How does it feel Bromont? The thread you betrayed finally woke up to your bullshit, and realized that you actually are a bad writer. Does it hurt? Do you feel pain? Sadness? Misery even? Good, fucking good. I hope it burns you up inside and makes you realize how truly pathetic you are. You're a nobody. A no one. Everything in your life is nothing but patheticness. You have no where to turn, the place you sold us out to you realized was a bad place, and we know better now.

You should just do us all a favor and kill yourself. Kill yourself now and save us all Bromont. You know I'm right. You know I'm right. You're nothing but a traitor who got his justice desserts. You're nothing Bromont. And now we all know it. The question is, do you know it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:32:00 2015 No.14201884 File: 56 KB, 320x240, 1389013260727.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201883

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:32:01 2015 No.14201885 >>14201881 If you get triggered enough to think a dude who can use magic is a monsterboy, maybe you should stop coming here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:33:20 2015 No.14201888 >>14201883 Do us all a favor and kill yourself already, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:34:08 2015 No.14201891 >>14201888 You first Bromont.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:35:02 2015 No.14201894 File: 1.89 MB, 1300x1800, 1423979683677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPATS SPATS SPATS

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:35:22 2015 No.14201895 >>14201885 To be fair, he was an angel before D3 but at that period in time he was essentially a god. Like, one of the original beings in creation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:36:02 2015 No.14201898 File: 233 KB, 465x336, Panic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201881 But nobody calls Ainz a monsterboy. He's just a skeleton.[/spoiler

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:37:09 2015 No.14201901 File: 2.27 MB, 1696x1200, -0.2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201894 EVERYBOOOOODY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:37:45 2015 No.14201903 File: 663 KB, 564x800, 26613255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201879 >>14201871 It's a shame his newer stuff is, well, too much even for me and fucking filled with the ugliest guys possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:38:33 2015 No.14201905 >>14201894 >lamias can't where spats Oh well, it's a nerf that would've made them OP without.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:38:51 2015 No.14201908
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>>14201885
He's literally not identifiable as a human, ever. It doesn't matter if he removes his wings and becomes a nigger who somehow inexplicably DOESN'T kill Deckard Cain while the fluttering horde of some cosplaying moppet does he lacks the fundamental thing that makes a Human what it is in Sanctuary.

The demonic half of a soul. Given that all humans are Nephalem they're the bastard children of demons and angels. The only reason why Malthael even spared Tyrael when he had his brother literally a second or two from becoming a desiccated corpse was because he lacked the demonic essence that all Humans have.

He's more Monster than Man, especially given that he fucking represented one of the Angiric Council and fought in the Eternal War before Sanctuary's formation. No matter what you say, Tyrael will always be another shitty monster-who-looks-like-a-man that won't ever be able to touch the raw potential a Nephalem has.

>>14201898
He's Skeletor

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:40:01 2015 No.14201909

>>14199394
>This repeats the next day with two small variations.
>First, she plays the little spoon that night instead of going face to face, which is a huge relief. That shit was disturbing.
>Second, it's waffles in the morning instead of pancakes.
>Made from scratch, with an antique waffle press she left in your kitchen the night before.
>They're covered in blackberry syrup (also homemade), strawberry slices, and cream.
>The two of you are sitting side by side at the kitchen table. You don't know why; she waited for you to sit down then sat to your immediate left.
>Halfway through the meal you notice her staring at you. Not at your eyes like usual though, her gaze is a little lower. Your lips?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:40:03 2015 No.14201910 >>14201901 This fox is getting molested.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:41:07 2015 No.14201912 File: 753 KB, 992x800, cff34ffc495d1d69343ec7f5ddf3898f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201903 I love me some busty foxes who like getting cocked

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:41:08 2015 No.14201913

>>14201909
>When you pause in your eating she gently cups your chin with one hand and leads your face toward hers.
>She leans across your body, her breasts pressing against your arm and shoulder, and licks the left side of you face.
>And I mean she REALLY licks it.
>A slow, firm lick with her whole tongue that starts at the corner of your mouth and trails halfway across your cheek.
>She backs away a few inches afterward, still staring at your mouth. You can hear her tongue moving in her mouth and see her swallowing, like she's savoring the flavor.
>Then she goes in again.
>A much slower and harder lick this time, catching more of your lips.
>Her tongue is wiggling around and rubbing back and forth against your skin like it's made of candy.
>She's salivating like crazy, you can feel it drenching your cheek and lip for a moment before she licks it up.
>When she finishes she grabs a napkin from the table and uses it to delicately dry off the spot she licked.
>Satisfied, she meets your eyes briefly then goes back to her meal.
>Too stunned to follow suit, you sit there watching her.
>A minute or two go by and her movements suddenly slow. She gets a spaced out look in her eyes like she's thinking about something.
>Then she starts to look worried. You can't say how exactly - her face is the same as before - but her eyes come back into focus suddenly and she looks tense.
>She peeks in your direction and freezes when she sees you staring at her.
>She gives a little start then goes back to eating.
>The rest of the morning goes as normal. You finish breakfast, she helps clean up then goes on her way. She does seem a touch off when she leaves though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:41:14 2015 No.14201914 Pssst hey kid, wanna post short greentexts involving a cute monster girl in a cute situation? So a bored drawfag can get some sketching in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:41:52 2015 No.14201917 >>14201903 Indeed, I want to cook for flabby foxes and tubby tanukis, making them each as soft as their tails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:42:22 2015 No.14201918 >>14201883 This is a genuinely impressive level of autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:42:35 2015 No.14201920 >>14201903 Those three need to be bred for meaty daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:43:22 2015 No.14201923 >>14201914 On phone at work. Wish I could >No picture of a yeti and wendigo trading clothes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:43:24 2015 No.14201924 >>14201914 Do daki demon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:45:32 2015 No.14201933 >>14201914 >Still no Raiju dressed up like Doc Brown

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:45:45 2015 No.14201934 >>14201901 Anon, please. I can't fap to flat foxes with round booties right now.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:46:17 2015 No.14201938

>>14201914
>You'll never have a Hellhound childhood friend.
>You'll never run around in your backyard with her before going back inside and collapsing on the couch.
>She'll never jump up on the couch with you and lie down on top of you.
>You'll never fall asleep together and be found by your parents who take pictures.
>They'll never humiliate the two of you years later at your wedding by showing those pictures to the guests.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:47:55 2015 No.14201943 >>14201938 Sounds too much like a shitty moeblob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:47:57 2015 No.14201944 >>14201914 >Tired as shit >You head to your bed to get some shuteye >Something huge has taken up residence there >You throw the blanket off >A dozen mice squeak and scurry away

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:48:12 2015 No.14201947
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>>14201914
>You will never have an Apsara girlfriend who is every bit as interested in martial arts as you
>She will never train with you to help you reach the peak of your skills with her
>You will never have a near 50:50 win/loss record against her, as her family-taught capoeira style bests your own fighting style on occasion
>The two of you will never cool off afterwards with a bath, together
>She will never playfully give you a lapdance whilst the both of you soak in the tub
This is fine.
I am okay with the life I'm currently living.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:48:46 2015 No.14201948 File: 37 KB, 708x173, cantrefuse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201914

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:49:06 2015 No.14201950 >>14201912 Why is Izuna such a vulpine cockfiend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:50:39 2015 No.14201955 >>14201914 >Wendigo group sleeping >It's almost a mirror image of an indian camp

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:51:47 2015 No.14201958 >>14201943 A clingy tomboy childhood friend is not a moeblob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:52:27 2015 No.14201960 >>14201908 >he lacked the demonic essence that all Humans have, He's more Monster than Man Well that can be easily fixed with the ever fixing bullshit monster magic, can't it?

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:54:37 2015 No.14201970

>>14201914
>Have Cyclops childhood friend
>Spur of the moment ask her what her favorite anime growing up was
>She tells you no less than four series of Gundam spanning all of UC
>She blushes red when you're staring intently at her
>Ask her what her favorite mobile suit is
>She starts grinding her teeth like Lala
>Pressure her by asking simple questions like the Ball, Guncannon, GM, or even the classic RX-78-2
>She's gritting her teeth even more and whispers "zaku"
>Feign being unable to hear her, she says it again
>Tell her to speak up, she yells at the top of her lungs for passing students about her love for the Zaku and Zeon
>Go to her house and into her room
>There's a secret shrine in her closet
>It's filled with various Gunpla, from SD to MG
>All of them are Principality of Zeon Mobile Suits
>She shows you her favorite cosplay, dressing up as Char Aznable
>Her prized PG 1/60 Char Custom Zaku IIS model
>She's stammering about how you must think of her as a filthy otaku, you grin at her and whisper into her ear
"This is no Zaku, girl, no Zaku."
>It takes you no less than five minutes to wake her up from overdosing on The Ral

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 21:57:17 2015 No.14201977
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>>14201847
See, this is an acceptable amount of fat. Pudgy, but worn well and still looks decently attractive. The landwhale above that? No.

Now I want a love a plump kitsune.
>Make her a nice dinner
>Settle down for a movie together
>She gets a little self-conscious about her weight
>Assure her she still looks good
>Pull her up into my lap for cuddles
>Her soft thighs and butt pressing into your crotch
>Getting hard, figure what the heck?
>start rubbing her thighs and tummy
>Fondle her big, soft tits
>'Oh my. My body gets you that excited, eh?'
>She turns around in your lap
>'Maybe I should let you indulge a little, then.'
>Pulls off her sweater, huge chest falling free
>Pushes her rack into your face as she messes with your pants
>'My, my. You really ARE excited by my body. How perverted.~'
>Pulls aside her panties & guides you to her pussy
>She's so soft as you sink yourself to the hilt in her
>Take huge handfuls of her meaty ass, kneading it as you begin to thrust
>Her big butt makes a satisfying slap on your thighs each time your groins crash together
>Her weight seems to force you even deeper with each thrust
>Her thighs and tummy jiggle & ripple as you pound her ever harder
>Her massive tits are bouncing in your face, spurring you on even more
>The smugly lewd smile on her face begs for you to fuck her harder, to cum as hard & deep inside her as possible
>With one last push you bury yourself as deep in her plush ass as possible
>Your orgasm rips through you as jet after jet of semen plasters her womb
>Satisfied by a belly full of cum, she leans into you, enveloping you in soft flesh & fluffy tails
>'Mmmm. Thanks for that, darling.~'
>'I think I'll be able to live with a few pounds if you really enjoy them that much.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:04:05 2015 No.14202000 >>14201923 >Yeti happily swings her fur coat around >Wendigo blushes at how warm the wool muffler is Yeti with white fur and white fur coat becomes invisible in the snow >Wendigo stalking becomes obvious in bright blue muffler

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:06:09 2015 No.14202013 >>14201977 >this is an acceptable amount of fat No, that's fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:07:56 2015 No.14202023 >>14201977 Fatty fatty 2x4, getting fucked in the kitchen door

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:08:26 2015 No.14202025 >>14201977 >A smug chubby Kitsune will never heave her breasts onto your dick, squeeze them together to make sure your dick doesn't fall out of them and then refuse to move at all. >"Well anon? Don't you wanna fuck them?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:10:14 2015 No.14202031 >>14202013 chubby women are like mopeds way more fun that it should be, but you're ashamed to be seen in public on them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:10:33 2015 No.14202033 >>14202025 I would help you with that, but my laptop is b& for a few days.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:11:43 2015 No.14202039

>>14202025
paizuri isn't that good
also it requires not only her breasts be large, but your dick as well

>>14202023
I wonder what it'd be like to fuck her in a doorway. Would you hold onto her swinging tits or let them sway?

>>14202031
why would I be ashamed of riding a moped? they're quite good for short commutes and intercity driving.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:14:42 2015 No.14202047 File: 672 KB, 824x1024, 49373604_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is literally nothing wrong is very pudgy Monster Girls. If you don't want them I'll take them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:15:15 2015 No.14202049

>>14202039
>Spoiler
That isn't really true. It helps if it is, but there are plenty of times when it just gets completely engulfed in tit flesh, regardless. It depends on her ability to push it together on a dick. You're going to be surrounded by relative softness either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:15:28 2015 No.14202051 >>14202039 Gotta hold and. Squeeze them so she's panting and red faced alas I take her from behind. And know how these girls work, they're going to be big, soft, and sensitive

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:15:50 2015 No.14202054 File: 65 KB, 422x422, 1437930714851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202031 >MFW I feel like a deviant because I'm fine with a Size 12 ass on an MG >Or being 12' at the tallest >Or having multiple arms >Or being kemono

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:16:47 2015 No.14202058 File: 1.51 MB, 1710x906, all of it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201128 >>14201135 >Mantis is ruined Kids please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:17:35 2015 No.14202059 File: 518 KB, 1055x1500, 003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LAMIA. WHORES.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:17:59 2015 No.14202062 >>14202054 >12 feet at the tallest >Deviant Mother fucker, I'm fine with a cosmic, eater of worlds tier girl. You shouldn't feel like a deviant for that. Fat girls, maybe, but that and the arms are fine. I'll ignore that last one, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:18:56 2015 No.14202064 Fatfags pls go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:19:18 2015 No.14202065 >>14202054 >Only size 12 >Only the ass. Get on my level. 12 is perfect for big girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:22:27 2015 No.14202076 >>14202062 What can I say? I kind of like the idea of snuggle sex with either Cu or Cait Sith, because we know KC is going to make the former into kemono to ruse us

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:22:37 2015 No.14202078 >>14202054 what the fuck is 'size 12'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:22:37 2015 No.14202079 >>14202059 Google isn't giving me anything. Spoonfeed pls. I'd do the same for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:24:01 2015 No.14202083 >>14202062 >suffering furfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:25:30 2015 No.14202086 >>14202083 >not being able to differentiate people from the art

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:27:59 2015 No.14202088 >>14202083 >Implying i'm a furfag when there's only maybe 3 MGs I hate out of the entire Encyclopedia Okay bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:28:45 2015 No.14202090 >>14201913 hello boner

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:28:46 2015 No.14202091 >>14202079 Hebihame! by Ahobaka No it's not ntr. Just a happy lamia whore servicing her human teacher. Coiled. Tailjob. Masturbation. Blowjob It was magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:29:04 2015 No.14202092 File: 304 KB, 875x1021, valentine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] y/n?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:30:23 2015 No.14202093 >>14202092 If she can smile for me, yes. She doesn't look so good right now, but if she smiles, I would probably change my mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:30:35 2015 No.14202094 >>14202086 >>14202088 One said he was fine with kimono.cait sith/cu sith=furfag. One was willing to let that go=furfag enabler. Burn. The both of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:30:50 2015 No.14202095 File: 3.59 MB, 3200x2400, foxyloxy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plump foxes are a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:31:00 2015 No.14202097 >>14202091 Thanks, friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:31:54 2015 No.14202098 >>14202094 Do you live in the south?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:32:01 2015 No.14202099 >>14202095 If I wanted fatasses I'd date American women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:32:51 2015 No.14202103 >>14202092 no idea why she would be into me, but I would accept it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:33:46 2015 No.14202108 >>14202094 Yeah, because I am fine with kemono Cait Sith and Cu Sith because so long as I have somebody that loves me, I can die happy. That and whatever happens in the bedroom is none of your goddamned business, Republican-kun

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:34:02 2015 No.14202109 >>14202099 >that >fat Non-american pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:35:17 2015 No.14202112 >>14197513 collecting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:35:58 2015 No.14202115 I want to marry a human girl and have lots of sons so that they'll be able to experience the wonders of monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:36:09 2015 No.14202116 >>14201913 Pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:37:02 2015 No.14202119 >>14202108 >>>/d/ Go be a catfucker there. >inb4 a cat is fine too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:37:40 2015 No.14202122 >>14202108 People like you belong on the other side of a wall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:38:02 2015 No.14202123 >>14202092 Yeah maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:38:16 2015 No.14202124 >>14202109 >implying I'm not American >missing the point

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:38:41 2015 No.14202127 >>14202119 does /d/ still have monstergirl threads?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:39:46 2015 No.14202128 >>14202047 I'll take them too, does anyone know some lonely pudgy girls that would like a cute boyfriend to cuddle and such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:40:37 2015 No.14202133 >>14202127 I smell a trap. But yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:41:19 2015 No.14202137 >>14202092 Agree Call her cute Kiss her cheek

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:41:33 2015 No.14202138 >>14202119 >a cat is fine too Go cool your head boyo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:41:48 2015 No.14202139 File: 564 KB, 1200x1680, 21303115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the good thing about pudgy MGs is they're almost always pear-shaped rather than apple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:42:05 2015 No.14202142 How do you take care to make sure your monster doesn't smell? I can't stop imagining kobolds wet dog smell, and her refusing to get into the bath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:42:28 2015 No.14202144 >>14201913 You know you want to continue it, I can see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:43:34 2015 No.14202147 >>14202139 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:44:10 2015 No.14202150 >>14202138 >caits are not actual fucking cats on two legs Well pardon me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:44:41 2015 No.14202151 >>14197513 Impregnating then abandoning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:45:58 2015 No.14202152 >>14202151 Mi negro. Fuck and run will be my sport if MGs ever become real. Which they won't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:46:48 2015 No.14202156 >>14197513 To be kept constantly pregnant and milked every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:47:52 2015 No.14202159 Why are MGs so sexy yet so terribly depressing at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:48:02 2015 No.14202161 File: 33 KB, 149x154, 1384202154546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202092 >man with tits n >yfw you wear her down and make her a cariobunny at the very least

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:48:55 2015 No.14202164
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>>14202122
>>14202119
Yeah and I like Ropers, Beelzebubs, Giant Slugs, and other assorted MGs the thread hates as well.

Why? Because it doesn't matter what species your waifu is so long as she loves you. That and Cait's fur gives you something to hang on to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:49:28 2015 No.14202169 >>14202159 >terribly depressing How so? The kidnapping and rape? The sense of impending doom because of our slow extinction? Having no goals other than getting the dick? What is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:50:43 2015 No.14202173 >>14202161 >Dragon's Dogma with monster girls never >Mercedes as a monster girl never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:51:07 2015 No.14202175 >>14202139 Indeed. Pear shaped is best. >>14202147 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:52:24 2015 No.14202182 File: 276 KB, 438x474, 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202164 >comparing giant slugs to fucking furry YOU LARD-GUZZLING CUNTSON OF A PIGFUCKER I WILL END YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:53:10 2015 No.14202186 File: 2.04 MB, 350x550, 1428891042621.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202164

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:53:58 2015 No.14202188 >>14202173 Mercedes would be a pharaoh come at me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:54:14 2015 No.14202189 >>14202164 Stop posting anytime living turd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:54:23 2015 No.14202190 File: 477 KB, 846x1200, 1438178487457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202182

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:55:20 2015 No.14202192 >>14202164 The thread doesn't hate giant slugs, they pity them. Or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:55:41 2015 No.14202193 >>14202188 Really? Not something like a brown Lizard girl? I don't know anon, Pharaoh doesn't really make sense to me. But I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:56:18 2015 No.14202195 >>14202192 I hate giant slugs. Why would anybody like them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:57:05 2015 No.14202198 >>14202188 >not the best brown girl yet, The Khepri Step it the fuck up whoreson.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:57:19 2015 No.14202199 >>14202190 >comparing shoggoths to furry You are an embarrassment of a charlatan and you probably couldn't even slay a hedgehog with your naked arse. Screw your own mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:57:45 2015 No.14202202 File: 435 KB, 820x1200, 46797804_p17_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pudgy is great, but so is tall and cut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:58:03 2015 No.14202203 I finally found something I dislike about Wurms. Can't spank their ass without hurting your hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:58:08 2015 No.14202204 >>14202195 Because you can tease her with nigh impunity, they're good to grind on and you can make them ahegao piss easy.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:58:28 2015 No.14202205

>>14201913
>This goes on for about a week.
>One morning you notice she seems interested in the entertainment center in your room.
>You aren't sure why, none of the equipment is particularly nice. You've still got a DVD/VHS combo hooked up under your blu-ray.
>That night she shows up a couple hours earlier than usual.
>Asks if you want to watch a movie.
>Yeah sure, why not.
>She hands you a bag.
>You open it and see 3 VHS cassettes.
>Alien, Sleepless in Seattle, The Lion King.
>She asks you to pick one.

What do you watch? Your fate may or may not be determined by your choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:58:38 2015 No.14202207 File: 108 KB, 500x509, 1444253541598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202199 How dare somebody have different tastes than you. I bet you wouldn't even sprinkle salt on a Giant Slug to turn her into a bullyable loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:58:46 2015 No.14202209 >>14202202 That's a pretty snazzy jacket

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:59:13 2015 No.14202212 >>14202202 Pls go back to tumblr with your manface shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:59:29 2015 No.14202214 >>14202203 I believe they might have human skin there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:59:55 2015 No.14202215 >>14201894 They are the best. Especially on delicious Anubutts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:00:39 2015 No.14202217 >>14202205 Throw all that shit out and watch the last samurai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:00:48 2015 No.14202218 >>14202207 How dare you steal our precious, precious oxygen, you brain-dead slab of finely shaved mooseshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:02:01 2015 No.14202224 >>14202047 Why do people keep drawing Kraken with legs? I mean this looks great, but srs, why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:02:36 2015 No.14202227 >>14202205 I choose "The babadook." (http://i.imgur.com/c9Rweju.jpg))

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:02:39 2015 No.14202228 >>14202218 Not him, but I laughed. Remember the time someone told me to shit myself to death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:02:57 2015 No.14202230 >>14202205 The Lion King, Disney cartoons go with anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:03:45 2015 No.14202232 >>14202224 >no asking stupid shit >waifu penalty

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:04:40 2015 No.14202233 >>14202159 >Why are MGs so sexy They're designed to be >yet so terribly depressing Because you're a useless cowardly weakling who can't handle life. But don't worry, there's a monster girl for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:04:49 2015 No.14202235 Are you man enough to try and protect a Monster Girl from the punch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcpVSbmphSQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:05:00 2015 No.14202238 >>14202205 Alien.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:06:01 2015 No.14202244 >>14202228 >Remember the time someone told me to shit myself to death. Holy fuck. It's so simple yet so poetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:06:25 2015 No.14202245 >>14202235 >a monstergirl No >mai waifu He's dead before he so much as twitches

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:06:38 2015 No.14202247 >>14202205 Alien

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:07:44 2015 No.14202249 MG for a man who hates being touched?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:07:54 2015 No.14202250 >>14202205 The Lion King.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:09:02 2015 No.14202255 >>14202249 Ghost, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:09:19 2015 No.14202257 >>14202245 >Saitama >Dead It's cute you think that. Good for you for defending your waifu anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:09:42 2015 No.14202259 >>14202235 That audio quality is atrocious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:10:22 2015 No.14202260 >>14202218 Why do you have to be mad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:10:45 2015 No.14202261 >>14202257 >saitama >being unkillable He has a super punch and uses it well, but he is still mortal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:12:10 2015 No.14202263 >>14202235 This is the best opening any anime has had in years. >>14202249 Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:12:24 2015 No.14202264 >>14202261 Unless you're some gary stu faggot you're going to have a very hard time killing him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:12:24 2015 No.14202265 File: 94 KB, 630x420, One punch man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202245 RIP anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:13:31 2015 No.14202268 >>14202261 Given that he can move faster than the speed of sound and can no sell attacks that level S rank heroes, I'd say you're still fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:14:20 2015 No.14202270 >>14202261 Have you read the manga? Guy got punched by a cyclops alien demigod and didn't even flintch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:14:45 2015 No.14202274 >>14202263 It helps that JAM project did the theme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:16:10 2015 No.14202277 >>14202270 He also got knocked to the moon by the guy. If he hadn't been lucky, he'd have no way to get back to earth as he kept flying in space.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:18:01 2015 No.14202279 >>14202235 I think in terms of JAM Project songs this season, Guren no Tsuki has a better opening song than this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:18:08 2015 No.14202280 >>14202277 Still proves that he's pretty well invincible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:18:17 2015 No.14202281 >>14202277 Saitama fucking jumped down from the moon without any harm to himself though. He's broken on a level that makes even the Demon Lord and the Chief God look weak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:19:21 2015 No.14202286 File: 164 KB, 1360x768, 1444447161594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202270 I have. I am not impressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:21:01 2015 No.14202290 >>14202286 Don't try to pull Asura into this, Anon. He's the god of wrath using a body of metal and stone. Saitama was a random john doe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:22:57 2015 No.14202296 >>14202290 I do what I want nigga. And Asura may as well have been a john doe compared to chakravatin before he got the Vamastra's 12 trillion souls upgrade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:24:50 2015 No.14202307 >>14200183 >Undead You motherfucking piece of shit. First spiderpussy now this, you're set on tainting everything worthwhile in these threads with your horsepussy memes aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:25:50 2015 No.14202311 >>14202307 You should have praised the frontgina. You could have chosen to live.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:27:38 2015 No.14202318 >>14202311 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:29:05 2015 No.14202327 >>14202318 I don't do alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:34:21 2015 No.14202338 >>14202244 It works well too. Shitting yourself to death has always been a pretty common way to die. Less so now with modern sanitation but it still happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:35:24 2015 No.14202340 >>14202279 Eh, personally I prefer the hard rock style of The Hero, but Guren no Tsuki's guitar work is undeniably gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:40:45 2015 No.14202350 >>14202340 It seems like it has a spanish guitar going, which is ironic since Honoo no Kokuin was set in a fictional spanish country while Guren no Tsuki is set in Heian era Japan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:42:08 2015 No.14202352 So I just discovered a thing called vaginal chastity. Women pierce or otherwise seal their pussies shut and either go without sex or just stick to oral and anal. It's fucking weird, but I can't help but think what monster girls would think of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:43:31 2015 No.14202360 >>14202235 One Punchline Man is shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:43:46 2015 No.14202363 >>14202352 That's kind of hot, in a way. Or maybe I'm just a fucked up person. Most of their pleasure comes from the clit and outside anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:43:56 2015 No.14202364 >>14202352 You brought it up, now you have to explain, in detail, to the rest of the class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:44:49 2015 No.14202368 >>14202360 nice le One-Meme man :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:45:20 2015 No.14202371 >>14202249 The man turns into a grumpy alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:46:25 2015 No.14202375 >>14202327 Well it's a good thing I didn't tell you to go fuck yourself then now, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:46:39 2015 No.14202376 >>14202368 >One Joke Man >One Cour Man >One Fractale Man

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:47:25 2015 No.14202377 File: 50 KB, 801x600, 1444448845694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202352 I can think of at least one.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:48:13 2015 No.14202380
File: 107 KB, 224x223, 1423289139414.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>come back from work and catch up on the thread
>see deleted posts and images
>mouse over the links to deleted posts
>4chan x tells me it was "blocked" from accessing archive.moe

It hurts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:04 2015 No.14202388 >>14202377 >that filename triggered

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:13 2015 No.14202390 >>14202363 >>14202364 http://i.imgur.com/DnbTfNn.jpg Would they hate it? Find it kinky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:19 2015 No.14202391 >>14202380 It's angry shitposters saying "fuck off" and not posting about MGs, nothing exciting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:36 2015 No.14202392 >you will never have a monstergirl imouto >you will never whore yourself out to older monstergirls in order to provide for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:37 2015 No.14202394 >>14202380 >>see deleted posts >see this >ctrl+f "[de" >16 posts gone >All by that dude who apparently hates all monstergirls Oh, thank goodness. Finally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:51:55 2015 No.14202395 >>14202352 It's a penalty of their world. Go to jail for 5 years or keep a belt for 2.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:52:44 2015 No.14202398 >>14202390 Oh, monster girls would hate it. They want babies. I find it kinky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:53:40 2015 No.14202400 File: 316 KB, 600x600, 1441408812505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are monoeyes so disgustingly adorable?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:54:50 2015 No.14202403 >>14202400 I dunno, different tastes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:55:08 2015 No.14202404 >>14202392 >you will never whore yourself out to older monstergirls in order to provide for her I'd do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:55:23 2015 No.14202405 >>14202375 >no u Could at least try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:55:52 2015 No.14202406 >>14202394 I doubt he got banned, I think all of those posts just got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:56:24 2015 No.14202409 >>14202404 Why do it for free if they're willing to pay? Sluts like you don't grow on trees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:59:18 2015 No.14202414 >>14202390 How dumb. Still, it shows just how powerful the dick is. Women would rather sew their pussies shut that try to control themselves. Can't beat the cock man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:59:24 2015 No.14202415 >>14202405 >Could at least try. That would imply your schoolyard-tier 'lel ur gay' warranted any kind of trying. >>14202409 >Why do it for free if they're willing to pay? It's a principle thing. I'm already being paid in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:00:22 2015 No.14202419 >>14202390 Christ, why not just wear a god damn chastity belt? I mean, why ruin the vagina with piercings? God. Woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:01:32 2015 No.14202421 >>14202415 But you can be paid in pleasure and money. You are offering a service, you should get paid for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:02:20 2015 No.14202423 >>14202415 >lel you're gay >implying that's what I meant >not that you're hemorrhaging all over the place out of your vagina because of a joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:02:58 2015 No.14202424 >>14202419 >ruin the vagina what? >>14202414 I can't tell if you're joking or not

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:04:05 2015 No.14202426 >>14202419 >ruin They're not shoving footballs in there, they're keeping it safe for whoever the fuck they decide they like because they can't be trusted with their own vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:05:37 2015 No.14202430 >>14202424 >>14202426 Yeah but in the end you have 50 piercings around your vagina

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:06:10 2015 No.14202432 >>14202423 >Implying its unusual to be irritated at forcing faggots. Nigger does this every day, every thread.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:07:46 2015 No.14202437

>>14202424
>joking

Sir, did you see the post where some women do this and stick to anal and oral? That could only be for one of two reasons: they suffer from vaginismus or some other painful defective vagina condition, or they want to safeguard the thing, but they know they can't say no to dick, so they lock it up to lessen their chances of fucking up. CAN'T. BEAT. THE COCK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:09:14 2015 No.14202443 >>14202377 I want a kitsune waifu who only gets vaginal sex as a rare treat and is a complete buttslut most of the time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:09:15 2015 No.14202444 >>14202430 I don't really see the problem. It's not my bag, but they seem to like it. >>14202437 Oh, you're just a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:11:17 2015 No.14202449 >>14202444 I guess. I just don't like piercings t'is all Okay that's not true. I don't like certain piercings But I'm just saying: Why pierce why you can just get a chastity belt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:12:35 2015 No.14202453 >>14202444 Go back to DS or some other special snowflake site princess. No matter how much you pierce and cut, daddy's not coming back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:13:54 2015 No.14202458 >>14202205 Alien is the only choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:16:56 2015 No.14202465 >>14202449 Because they're into piercings, I would assume. I also assume they're into a kind of play that involves untying that ribbon and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:17:16 2015 No.14202466 >>14202430 I can see oni and maybe succubi doing this. The former because of some tribal fashion thing. The latter because they don't need an excuse to get kinky. >yfw they rip all the piercings out everytime they want sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:19:00 2015 No.14202470 >>14202466 I would throw up a little and go home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:20:11 2015 No.14202475 >>14202466 I think I just puked in my mouth a little Not because of the blood. That's going to get infected

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:23:32 2015 No.14202483 >>14202475 Mamono Mana.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:25:30 2015 No.14202486 >>14202470 She just tore at her flesh to receive you, and you'd just leave her there? Anon, you're a weenie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:28:01 2015 No.14202493 >>14202486 Anon I'm not fucking a woman who just mutilated her vagina for no reason. Maybe I'll try again when that shit heals and she doesn't do something like that again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:28:43 2015 No.14202495 >>14202466 Couldn't she just cut or unlace the thread, slowly revealing her gleaming pussy to receive me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:30:56 2015 No.14202503 >>14202493 >no reason Your dick is the reason. >>14202495 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:33:21 2015 No.14202509 >>14202503 Too bad, she's letting that heal and she also has to promise that she won't put any more back in before I even think about fucking her. Case closed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:36:36 2015 No.14202516 >>14202509 >implying you can tell her what to do with her pussy Now she'll get the dick from someone else, no girl is going to mutilate her vagina to not get the dick. Should have just went for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:39:29 2015 No.14202526 >>14202516 Whatever, I'm glad I don't have to deal with a psychopath who would rip open her cunt just for a quick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:45:39 2015 No.14202547 >>14202495 >ring piercings that tie the two labia together with ribbons or something this...I actually like this idea, it's cute, kinky, and lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:55:57 2015 No.14202580 File: 169 KB, 700x593, 1440382695369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orphan and Lolihebi updates when? I need my yandere fix.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:57:26 2015 No.14202587 >>14202580 Iron Blooded Orphan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:57:40 2015 No.14202590 File: 197 KB, 1000x811, 1444453060520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14201948

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:58:16 2015 No.14202593 >>14202580 >That entire picture It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:58:55 2015 No.14202595 >>14202587 Penywises story, not the recent Gundam series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:59:21 2015 No.14202597 >>14202590 Holy fucking shit this is legitimately awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:59:59 2015 No.14202601 >>14202590 Those Elf titties are huge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:00:17 2015 No.14202602 >>14202587 RAISE YOUR FLAG! How would MGs react to shirtless, well-muscled slave-shotas?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:01:06 2015 No.14202606 >>14202593 >>14202597 Whoah son, simmer down a notch you hear?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:07:24 2015 No.14202630 File: 80 KB, 1280x720, 1440954398489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202602 >shirtless, well-muscled slave-shotas Like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:08:18 2015 No.14202633 >>14198528 She looks traumatized. The fuck happened to her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:09:40 2015 No.14202639 File: 32 KB, 291x372, 50771945_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit's slow tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:10:21 2015 No.14202640 >>14202633 Hundred year time out for cursing women and causing natural disasters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:10:56 2015 No.14202642 File: 25 KB, 323x314, 1404236381265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202597 >>14202593 I thought you got banned along with your posts getting deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:12:08 2015 No.14202651 >>14202639 I like it, things are calm. It probably wont stay this way, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:12:11 2015 No.14202652 >>14202580 The Blood Riot is coming. It cannot be stopped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:14:54 2015 No.14202660 >>14202642 To be honest I don't know why only my posts got deleted, I was shitposting pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:15:21 2015 No.14202662 >>14202590 I was going to ask why the girl on the left's hands are so big. But then I thought, "Oh. Troll. No shit." Good work.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:15:36 2015 No.14202663

>>14202205
Tie so Alien since it was first to 2 votes.

>You go for Alien.
>Turns out she's never seen it.
>Her parents thought it was too scary for her when she was younger.
>Ask her why she never watched it when she was older.
>She says she didn't want to watch a scary movie alone.
>"You could have watched it with friends or something."
>She cocks her head to the side with a frown.
>Either that idea never occurred to her before, or she doesn't have friends.
>The previews start rolling and you two climb into bed. You make your customary pillow recliner/fortress for maximum comfy, she settles in on the other side.
>By the end of the movie she has joined you in your fortress and pulled one of your arms around her like a scarf. You get the impression she's a little scared but her face doesn't show it.
>You get up to return the movie to it's case. She follows you.
>"Do you need to go to the bathroom, Anon?"
>"Hm? No, I'm alright."
>"Oh."
>She follows you around silently for a bit.
>"I think I heard water, Anon."
>"Water?"
>"You should check to make sure your toilet isn't running. You could run up your water bill like that."
>"...I see. I guess I'll do that, then."
>"I'll come with you, to make sure you don't slip."
>"Right..."
>You take a quick look around the bathroom, nothing is running.
>Verina nods. "I guess I must have been hearing things. Well, since we're here anyways, we might as well use it."
>You try not to roll your eyes. "Of course. I'll just step outside, you can go ahead."
>"Wait!"
>You watch tiny changes pass over her face as she processes the current situation. Careful weighing of options. A desperate search for an excuse to keep you in the room without giving away how scared she is. Reluctant, unwilling acceptance.
>"Hey," her eyes look fall away from yours and look into the distance, "do you want to watch me pee?"

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:16:39 2015 No.14202666

>>14202663
>You can see her pride crumbling as she says the words.
>"You want me to watch you pee?"
>"Yeah, it'll be fun." Her voice is even more emotionless than usual. "It's one of those things, right? A fetish?" The life is gone from her eyes. "I'm a pervert. A hopeless pervert who enjoys men watching me pee. Please watch me pee."
>She bunches up and lifts the long skirt of her nightie revealing childish white cotton underwear.
>"Don't you think it would be better to just admit that you're sca-" at that moment your circuit breaker trips and the lights go out.
>Verina grabs onto you full-force and between her, her skirt tangled around both of you, and the darkness, you can't keep on your feet.
>You land in the most awkward position possible, pressed against the back of the toilet with Verina in your lap facing you.
>There's dead silence except for two people panting and the very characteristic sound of a stream of liquid trickling into the toilet.
>You feel something warm on the inside of one of your thighs.
>"...Hey."
>"Yeah?"
>"Can I borrow of pair of your underwear?"
>"Yeah."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:17:04 2015 No.14202668 >>14202663 >That last line Ew, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:18:15 2015 No.14202676 >>14202660 I mean, as long as you don't plan to continue. We've already got enough trouble, and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:20:24 2015 No.14202684 >>14202660 stop abusing spoilers as surprise text

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:21:35 2015 No.14202687 >>14202666 This is kinda awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:22:05 2015 No.14202690 >>14202676 Nah, I decided to read for the rest of my night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:23:28 2015 No.14202693 >>14202684 >not having spoilers disabled >actually giving a shit about spoilers in any elitist manner Not that fag, but come on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:28:51 2015 No.14202710 >>14202666 Alien wasn't even that scary, dame. cool it. at least now she'll enjoy wearing our boxers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:29:17 2015 No.14202713 >>14202666 Well this took a turn As expected of Satan

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:29:32 2015 No.14202714

>>14202663
I've always had a weird desire to drink a girl's pee when she couldn't hold it in on the way to the bathroom.

Yes, let's watch.

>>14202666
First the underwear, then she'll be wearing one of my white work shirts that's just a tad bit too big on her and drapes slightly, giving just a sneak peak at her breasts when unbuttoned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:33:53 2015 No.14202724 >>14202580 >Lolihebi Tomorrow maybe? I have some shit to do so it may be Sunday instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:35:54 2015 No.14202730 Anyone here watching Shinmai Maou no Testament this season? Holy hell I want to dick the cheeky loli succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:36:56 2015 No.14202733 >>14202724 Oh, that's good to hear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:41:39 2015 No.14202747 >>14202730 >loli succubutt. 'Bout as overrated as loli vamps. Give me tall larger than lewd, big titted seductresses of the night

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:43:49 2015 No.14202752 >>14202666 We should have gone for the Lion King.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:46:04 2015 No.14202758 File: 30 KB, 778x189, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202642 Hey, at least one cuckposter is gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:49:05 2015 No.14202768 >>14202747 It's got a delicious brown demon in it, and a buttslut hero girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:51:22 2015 No.14202776 >>14202768 Yeah, I know the show. It's like DxD but without the cunt editor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:52:32 2015 No.14202779 File: 173 KB, 1150x980, ecb46a033121f2f3233838bb1a6c8017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202747 Maybe we can compromise. What about a big titted loli seductress?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:56:02 2015 No.14202782 >>14202666 Hello boner...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:57:20 2015 No.14202783 >>14202758 Bans are completely worthless on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:58:12 2015 No.14202784 >>14202776 Man fuck that editor, literally the only thing ruining the MC from fucking all of his girls.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:58:12 2015 No.14202785

>>14202730
I bought the statue of her that came out. This despite the fact I've never watched it. Or read it.
And that I think Zest is hotter anyway.
Why the fuck did I buy that statue? Fuckin' Loli-Succubi...

>>14202747
>Loli Vamps
>Overrated
Loli Vamps are the best. Especially if blonde.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:59:42 2015 No.14202792 >>14202779 >compromise Wht does this word mean. Real women, or nothing. >>14202784 There have been side volumes with Issei's children yet that cunt of an editor still blueballs him from actually getting any.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:01:37 2015 No.14202797 >>14202785 Yeah, I got that one the other day. I also have the one of the generic red-haired tittymonster. That show does stuff to me man...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:01:40 2015 No.14202798 >>14202792 Meanwhile the dude in Testament has quite explicitly gotten double paizuri, a towel-wrapped handjob, more bath massages than I can count, and at least one instance of Full-Out Harem Orgy. And this is just the stuff I know of in passing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:03:43 2015 No.14202806 >>14202792 Well at least the author hasn't given up from making the ending explicitly say he plows each and every one of them. >>14202798 Luck of the draw I guess, damn shame though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:05:14 2015 No.14202807 >>14202798 Also, I'm pretty sure that time he had a dream about fucking the chick in the bathroom was just them not wanting him to feel bad about losing controll and plowing them, so they lied to him about it being a dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:10:15 2015 No.14202817 File: 1.43 MB, 2480x3507, 33978481_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202792 How about adults with modest breasts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:11:44 2015 No.14202821 >>14202798 Haven't read that yet, what's the MC's personality like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:13:06 2015 No.14202824 Which other boards do you guys frequent? Do you go to /a/? It's been two months since the last time I been there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:15:13 2015 No.14202835 >>14202824 /co/, /d/, /gif/, rarely /tg/, sometimes /vg/ when I want to read about a new game or check out the 2d hentai games thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:15:56 2015 No.14202839 >>14202817 Still a woman so thats fine. Though I do like some breasts. >>14202824 /a/ /gif/ /h/ /d/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:15:57 2015 No.14202840 File: 579 KB, 1800x1800, 2ace5f51410a1af688659afbd543696f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202817 A best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:16:06 2015 No.14202841 >>14202821 Fairly generic; protective, initially embarrassed about incest, dark past, the works. 7/10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:18:35 2015 No.14202848 >>14202841 Alright, I think I could work with that. Nothing turns me off of a story than a protagonist with a shitty personality that's the author is forcing you to find likable. What's the full name of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:19:07 2015 No.14202852 >>14202821 The only typical harem protagonist trait he lacks is obliviousness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:19:29 2015 No.14202854 >>14202835 >>14202839 I guess I should give a chance to the /d/ monstergirl thread, I can always filter all the futa pics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:22:07 2015 No.14202859 >>14202854 I don't go to /d/ for monstergirls. It's just an image dump.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:22:16 2015 No.14202860
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>>14202840
I want to be seduced by a wholesome office lady Succubus and lose my soul to her after I creampie her in the missionary position under the blankets for the third time. Then she'd lightly tease me about giving my soul to her while cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:23:19 2015 No.14202863 >>14202848 Shinmai Maou no Testament

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:24:03 2015 No.14202866 >>14202863 Thank you very much anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:35:52 2015 No.14202887 >>14202824 This thread is the only reason I leave /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:38:19 2015 No.14202892 >>14202580 What story is this? Must have missed it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:39:29 2015 No.14202893 >>14202892 Which story are you referring to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:43:48 2015 No.14202898 How would you like your monstergirl waifu to call you? Your name? Darling? Honey?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:45:24 2015 No.14202900 >>14202893 Orphan I assume means Nyanon's mousedaughteru adoption story. Haven't heard of a lolihebi one though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:45:24 2015 No.14202901 >>14202898 Cheesenugget

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:45:54 2015 No.14202902 >>14202898 Servile would be pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:46:35 2015 No.14202903 File: 72 KB, 380x600, 1434345979601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202898 Husband. Cutie. Lover.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:47:04 2015 No.14202905 >>14202900 Lolihebi is a greentext about some kind of groundskeeper at a shirohebi shrine, no idea by who.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:47:27 2015 No.14202906 >>14202900 The Orphan story I refer to is by Penywise, while Lolihebi is Quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:48:07 2015 No.14202907 >>14202900 >>14202905 Quicksilver, so you can probably guess where it's going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:48:18 2015 No.14202908 >>14202898 DongLord >>14202860 She is only teasing because she already has it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:50:54 2015 No.14202913 >>14202906 Still going back through rusalka, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:50:58 2015 No.14202914 >>14202908 >yfw the soul manifests as a wedding ring on her hand

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:51:48 2015 No.14202915 >>14202840 I want to sniff her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:53:33 2015 No.14202921 File: 312 KB, 1000x1000, fe16f9c7e86a738158e2f91f5098dbfe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202915

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:55:24 2015 No.14202923 >>14202915 Lewd. I bet it's even her nape that you'd sniff, you sex maniac.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:01:34 2015 No.14202927 >>14202923 Obviously

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:01:42 2015 No.14202928 >>14202914 >succubutts >loyal And much as mgt loves the 'no NTR allowed' rule, I find it very hard to believe one of those blueberries would offer even a shred of commitment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:06:22 2015 No.14202933 >>14202928 >pump and dump soul sucking How would having no soul affect your life? Would you feel an unbearable longing for the succuslut who's doing the same good girl act to some other poor sap?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:14:23 2015 No.14202943

>>14202914
>Succubus mamono mana magic sucks out your soul and manifests it as a wedding ring on her finger
>You're still you, but your soul is now with her all the time
>If she gets too far away, you start to get sluggish
>Your head gets foggy
>Eventually you'll lose consciousness and won't awaken until she comes back and gives you a jump start with some of her mana

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:14:26 2015 No.14202944 >>14202933 >Would you feel an unbearable anger and hatred for the succuslut who's doing the same good girl act to some other poor sap? Fixed. And yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:16:10 2015 No.14202948 >>14202666 I can't say straight up watersports is my thing but I also can't say that I don't find the idea of a girl letting go in front of her partner extremely arousing. I may be in denial

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:16:35 2015 No.14202949 >>14202943 That's some Madoka Magica shit man, does she at least give me magical superopwers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:16:44 2015 No.14202951 >>14202943 Am I also immune to dying unless someone hits the ring? Can she absorb the darkness of my soul into herself? Will it turn into a grief seed if I fall into despair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:16:45 2015 No.14202950 >>14202943 I've read enough Meguca doujins to know this ends with her absent-mindedly playing with the ring in the morning while enjoying the love radiating from her womb and making me twitch and cum all over the kitchen floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:18:57 2015 No.14202955 >>14202928 Demons are blueberries though. And they are pretty loyal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:20:41 2015 No.14202958 >>14202951 >>14202950 >Lichcubus Okay, see, that's not the worst thing that could happen. I'm also not terribly opposed to the idea of "trading" souls like what demons do either, maybe it's just me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:21:49 2015 No.14202960 >>14202955 Yeah, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:22:01 2015 No.14202961 I did it guys I placed the order Now all I need is commission to be done and my snake pit will be complete

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:22:44 2015 No.14202964 >>14202928 But MGE succubutts are as loyal as any other monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:22:56 2015 No.14202965 >>14202958 >A Succubus will never love you enough to tie your soul to hers so you'll live as long as she does. Also so you feel each other's pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:23:29 2015 No.14202966 File: 266 KB, 500x2182, 1437176522379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did it guys I placed the order Now all I need is commission to be done and my snake pit will be complete

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:24:14 2015 No.14202967 >>14202961 I'm awed and slightly terrified at your devotion to your waifu anon. Jesus christ, how much money have you spent on this thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:24:57 2015 No.14202968 >>14202960 Hm? You don't sound pretty convinced.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:25:04 2015 No.14202969

>>14202965
>Positive feedback loops
>With a sex demon
It sounds fun until you realize simply brushing genitalia or any sexually sensitive area would leave you both spasming on the floor in puddles of your own fluids. Things would be intense, but woefully short.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:26:13 2015 No.14202973 >>14202967 not much actually since hobbyheart is selling them now for about 300 dollars for a peach skin one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:26:30 2015 No.14202975 File: 35 KB, 350x450, 065d4ab61fb0e733ca8ebbb0310c759f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202958 >>Lich >her face when you stumble upon the onahole she's put her soul into and take it for a spin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:27:44 2015 No.14202977 >>14202969 >implying one-stroke mutual orgasms aren't the best Nigga please, both of us twitching and ahegao'ing from just putting it in is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:27:47 2015 No.14202978 File: 204 KB, 631x900, ac2b048389c8ad229af92b52cfd2b192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is anyone else cautiously hype for this? There's a prepainted model soonish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:28:43 2015 No.14202980 >>14202968 Maybe he is a cuckposter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:28:45 2015 No.14202981 >>14202943 This seems a tad pointless, or at least excessive, given the Demon Realm Gems in the MGE...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:29:48 2015 No.14202982 >>14202969 Having your soul bonded to hers also means you get her sexual endurance. And the link goes both ways anon.. How would you like a girl who has orgasms when she gives you a blowjob, or paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:30:12 2015 No.14202983 >>14202978 I am hopeful. I've bought from them before and was pleased with the result. >>14202966 You did it? You ordered the $1000 daki? Bless you you crazy waifufag you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:30:23 2015 No.14202985 >>14202898 My name, darling, or honey sound nice. I'd call my wife/lover, tesoro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:30:28 2015 No.14202986 >>14202978 Too many sharp edges, can't even rub your dick on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:32:45 2015 No.14202989 >>14202983 it's on hobbyheart now for 300 and i had twice that in my savings fo the 100000 JPY yet

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:34:45 2015 No.14202992

>>14202982
>you get her sexual endurance.
It wouldn't matter though, we're talking about an infinite loop of pleasure. If she was capable of handling that without instantly ahegaoing for the two sexonds it took her to crumple to the floor she'd be impossible to please normally.

>How would you like a girl who has orgasms when she gives you a blowjob, or paizuri?
I'd love it, but we need a limiter. Say three iterations or so. Maybe less. Who knows how sensitive a succubus is?

>>14202983
Excellent. Still, I'll harass /buyfag/ once or twice before actually making that preorder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:34:55 2015 No.14202993 >>14202989 Ooooh. So you got a bootleg then. Alright. Well, can't really blame you given how fuckhuge and pricey it is.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:35:25 2015 No.14202994
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Who would even have a shortstack imp assistant? Wizards would be able to summon and bind them easily, but what the hell does a wizard need an assistant for? An alchemist seems like they could use them to fetch shit in their lab, but how would they summon and bind them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:37:03 2015 No.14202995 >>14202994 >but what the hell does a wizard need an assistant for? That toilet ain't gonna clean itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:37:14 2015 No.14202996 >>14202993 yea, I normally wouldn't have gone for it, but hobbyheart makes good stuff, and looks just like the real one and the real one is just way too fucking much, so If i can save 700 bucks, i will save 700 bucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:37:29 2015 No.14202998 >>14202994 Shortstack Imp servants in matching uniforms is all the rage among Warlocks. They're easy to impress and there's no shortage of the things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:37:47 2015 No.14202999 >>14202994 why not have the wizard to summon and bind assistants like a temp agency

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:41:09 2015 No.14203002
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You've heard the terrifying tale of the Elf planet, but what of other planets inhabited by Monster Girls?

What would they be like?

Were they introduced, or have they always been there?

A military experiment gone wrong? Or a freak anomaly?

Kind and open-hearted? Or bloodthirsty and warlike?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:42:48 2015 No.14203005 >>14203002 >Yandere planet will never be continued

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:43:30 2015 No.14203007 File: 399 KB, 1142x1714, 27b5c0a07f2eec26e75f991875edf23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203002 I want to go to oppai loli planet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:45:18 2015 No.14203010 >>14203007 With breasts that big, gravity would have to be low.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:47:32 2015 No.14203011 >>14203002 Mouse planet. A nice, quaint little forest planet with various grasslands that switches between ample food, or complete anarchy as swarms of mouse girls form war bands to claim what little food and men remains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:47:48 2015 No.14203012 Good night Anons, hug a hobgoblin and remember to not burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:50:06 2015 No.14203013 >>14202998 I want to have a shortstack imp and pamper her with sweeps and have her ride around upon my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:51:02 2015 No.14203014 >>14203010 or she knows magic and can make them float

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:51:21 2015 No.14203015 >>14203002 Not!Egypt World is out there somewhere. Futurama told me so!

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:52:45 2015 No.14203016
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>>14203011
>"There it is. Planet Maus."
>"There are only two things it's inhabitants fight wars against each other. Cheese and Men."
>"With this cargo we're bringing in, we have both, so watch yourselves and be on alert when we land."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:55:42 2015 No.14203021 >>14203013 Now now Anon, you musn't spoil the Imps. They'll become haughty and start bossing you around!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:56:54 2015 No.14203022 File: 1.26 MB, 256x192, 4liT0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203002 >Alp Planet By day, a world of fire, sweat, and progress. By night, a den of drugs, experimentation, and debauchery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:59:32 2015 No.14203025 >>14203002 >Mantis Planet The quietest, creepiest planet in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:07:00 2015 No.14203042 >>14203025 >Step on a twig >They can all tell from the unnaturally heavy footfall that you're a man. >It's like firing off a shotgun in a derelict, zombie-infested city; attracting every single being from a mile-wide radius.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:09:34 2015 No.14203048 >>14203042 >One moment you're taking a walk in a strange new world >The next you're swarmed by Mantis' all wanting to be your wife with a monotone expression.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:11:50 2015 No.14203055 >>14203025 >>14203042 >>14203048 I need to get there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:13:57 2015 No.14203062 >>14203055 Beware anon, they'll most likely stalk you for some time until you rest. Then they will strike. I hope you're ready for a minimum of three new Mantis wives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:15:12 2015 No.14203066 >>14203021 That's when I let out a hearty chuckle and ruffle her hair, clling her cute and then ignoring her request. Unless is hugs, head pats, or more cookies.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:25:46 2015 No.14203086

>>14203062
When they're Mantis', I was BORN READY >>14202058
Although I still can take them with a sober look I guess
>you are a reserved, shut-in guy for life
>still sometimes feel a thirst for human contact being the head of the Mantis family
>with five wives and thirteen children

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:30:10 2015 No.14203093 >>14203086 >And never need to find a knife or pair of scissors ever again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:30:45 2015 No.14203096 >>14203086 Anon I don't think they're going to care much if you want to go outside and socialize so long as you tell them before you leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:42:06 2015 No.14203119 >>14203002 >Jubjub planet A planet full of suffering and loneliness.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:43:16 2015 No.14203120

>>14203025
>go to mantis planet
>place a controller on the floor
>they all crowd around it glaring, trying to move it with the power of their minds
>but you've already put it in the second port
>just walk away as they all furiously strain at the inert controller

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:45:33 2015 No.14203121 >>14203119 Really? I see lots of sex raptors and fetus bombs all over the place. I guess that's why they're all lonely. Nobody goes there.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:46:03 2015 No.14203123

>>14203093
A somewhat pragmatic yet considerable part of their appeal, yeah.

>>14203096
Well obviously, but the starting idea was a planet dedicated to them, which I interpreted as no other sapient species or a social institute itself would probably be presented whatsoever. Only if you're okay to hang out with even more of them as your silent bros.
Now that I think of it,
>playing poker against an entire table of Mantis girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:47:52 2015 No.14203127 >>14203120 Which MGs would get the most enjoyment out of Metal Gear?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:48:55 2015 No.14203130 >>14202666 I'm pastebinning this, by the way. I'll post post what you've got so far next thread if you don't update by then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:49:59 2015 No.14203132 >>14202887 Same.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:52:07 2015 No.14203136

>>14203123
>You think it's impossible
>Until you find their tells
>That one bounces her left antennae when she gets a good hand
>That one exhales a slight bit more when she's bluffing
>And that one shifts her left foot on one toe if she's unsure if you're bluffing or not

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:55:00 2015 No.14203140

>>14203119
>The forests are all cut down, leaving only a sea of tree stumps
>perched on each is a jubjub, smiling sadly
>when asked, they all claim to be waiting for a previous explorer who told them they'd be right back
>weirded out, you go back to your ship but are jumped by a happy and upbeat jubjub
>"Husband!"
>you look over to the forest
>there's still a few unattended stumps
>you have to go
>overwhelming guilt fills you as your mouth starts to move subconsciously
>and you tell her the same lie all the others had used
>in the years to come you'll occasionally have one of those nights
>where you wake up in the night, wondering if she's still there
>waiting with a fading smile for the husband who will never return for her
>in a way, no one ever escapes the jubjub planet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:55:03 2015 No.14203141 >>14203002 >lizard girl planet with the occasional salamander >endless battles and tournaments >fight my way to become king of the lizardgirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:55:38 2015 No.14203144 >>14203120 lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:59:20 2015 No.14203151 >>14203141 but what if your not a warrior?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:00:03 2015 No.14203153 >>14203096 There's also a difference between plain socialization which might not be to everyone's taste and expecting more sharing in your family. >>14202887 >>14203132 Yup, third here. Though it's mainly just browsing the news to me today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:03:32 2015 No.14203162 >>14202887 To think there would be so many of us...

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:05:42 2015 No.14203163

>>14203151
>planet of lizardmen
>scrawny, shy anon ends up there
>armies of lizardmen challenging him, knowing he won't be able to fight back
>but due to the man shortage, they all 'accidentally' lose the fight
>so as anon cowers on the floor before the tall and imposing warriors:
>"Oh no I dropped my sword!"
>"Such killing intent! I surrender!"
>"I am bested!"
>"Whoops my top just fell off somehow!"
>"No way! Mine too!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:05:57 2015 No.14203165 >>14203151 than you get back on the ship and go home, there is little there for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:08:07 2015 No.14203169 >>14203140 >in a way, no one ever escapes the jubjub planet 2deep4me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:09:17 2015 No.14203171 >>14203169 Yeah, I was thinking Anno could direct the animated version.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:10:44 2015 No.14203174 >>14203171 Based upon his current work, it'd be a psychedelic music video with layers upon layers of both erotic and symbolic imagery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:13:03 2015 No.14203181 >>14203141 >king of the lizard girls cheesy, but all i can think of was this playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_s5PtNiGDQ Then again, that would fit a planet with khepri on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:14:05 2015 No.14203183 >>14203163 >"Whoops my top just fell off somehow!" >"No way! Mine too!" I find this hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:14:19 2015 No.14203184 File: 1.99 MB, 500x281, 004.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203174 Me!Me!Me! > Evangelion

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:24:24 2015 No.14203206

>>14202994
Wizards also need plenty of things prepared. They also tend to not have much spare time, so an imp would have to keep the lab/workspace + home clean.

Any half decent Wizard would NEVER allow an Imp to do any cleaning in his workspace. It would be asking for an "accident" resulting in a contract.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:24:54 2015 No.14203209 >>14203174 >>14203184 Anno didn't make that though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:29:40 2015 No.14203216 >>14203140 This is why you take the Jubjub with you. Exploring can get lonely too, and having a wife that doubles as permanent personal heater is more than welcome in the coldness that is space.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:30:00 2015 No.14203217 >Asui Tsuyu got 6th in the Hero Academia popularity poll Fucking shit taste in Katanaland

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:33:36 2015 No.14203224 >>14203217 I actually prefer Momo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:35:21 2015 No.14203225 >>14203184 Delicious mindbroken slut, would get STD's from.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:35:48 2015 No.14203227 [DELETED]

KC rewrote the Mosquito's profile a bit due to one line causing misunderstandings

「また、吸血の際には毒性のある唾液を男性へと注入する。毒により、血を吸われた箇所はむずむずと熱を持って疼く様になり、男性自身が掻こうとも、冷やそうとも治まる事はない。」

is now

「また、吸血の際には毒性のある唾液を男性へと注入する。毒により、血を吸われた箇所はむずむずと熱を持ち、快楽を求めて疼く様になり、男性自身が何をしようとも快楽は得られず、疼きが治まる事はない。」すなわち、ヴァンプモスキートに咬まれても痒くなる事は無く、「むずむずとして熱を持って～治まる事はない」

Basically clarifying the "itching" caused by her bites to not be an actual itch, but more itching with heat, aching and seeking pleasure, that sorta thing.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:37:33 2015 No.14203230

KC rewrote the Mosquito's profile a bit due to one line causing misunderstandings
「また、吸血の際には毒性のある唾液を男性へと注入する。毒により、血を吸われた箇所はむずむずと熱を持って疼く様になり、男性自身が掻こうとも、冷やそうとも治まる事はない。」

is now

「また、吸血の際には毒性のある唾液を男性へと注入する。毒により、血を吸われた箇所はむずむずと熱を持ち、快楽を求めて疼く様になり、男性自身が何をしようとも快楽は得られず、疼きが治まる事はない。」

Basically clarifying the "itching" caused by her bites to not be an actual itch, but more itching with heat, aching and seeking pleasure, that sorta thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:37:45 2015 No.14203231 File: 333 KB, 1000x1000, mini meme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203209 I know I don't care BTW oh, they made a sequel? Didn't know about that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:38:05 2015 No.14203233 >>14203227 >misunderstandings Is this nip for "backpedaling"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:38:58 2015 No.14203234 >>14203217 Yeah, frog a shit. How did she get a 6th place is mystery of shittaste Even MC's shoe is better

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:39:35 2015 No.14203235 >>14203233 Not really backpedaling when it wasn't his intention to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:39:56 2015 No.14203236 >>14203231 Not really. The only relation Girl has to ME!ME!ME! is that the guy and his girlfriend show up for like 10 seconds near the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:42:01 2015 No.14203239 >>14203235 Fair enough. I'm just always a little sceptical when someone talks about "misunderstandings".

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:44:04 2015 No.14203246 >>14203230 That sort of thing was a little obvious based on KC's usual wording, nice he cleared it up for people not used to his shit yet though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:45:16 2015 No.14203247 >>14203239 He just slightly rewrote one line to clearly represent the intention he already expressed in his tweets. >>14203246 It can't have been that obvious considering everyone I've talked to interpreted it as being an actual itch

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:46:23 2015 No.14203249 >>14203217 Well, that's pretty good honestly. I mean, especially given how many characters there are. Who out-placed her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:48:21 2015 No.14203251 >>14203249 Deku, Todoroki, Bakugou, Uraraka, and All Might, as #1-5

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:48:43 2015 No.14203252 >>14203217 Momo is better in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:50:14 2015 No.14203254 >>14203252 11th

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:53:07 2015 No.14203256 >>14203252 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:54:13 2015 No.14203257 >>14203251 Yeah. That's pretty well exactly what I expected. Those 5, and then everyone else. That she came out at the top of "Everyone Else" is pretty good I'd say. Out of curiosity, where'd Ida place?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:55:15 2015 No.14203260 >>14203254 >Nippon having shit taste folded over a gorillion times Not surprised

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:55:28 2015 No.14203261

>>14203010
>Planet of oppai lolis
>Gravity's so low, most of them get around by just kicking off of something and sailing through the air, using their breasts to slowly bounce along every time they slowly descend
>You can even do standing sex with them, lifting them up onto your cock and dropping them so the slowly slide down, before thrusting back up again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:55:33 2015 No.14203262 >>14203257 Tokoyami is 7th, with Ida placing 8th

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:12:11 2015 No.14203283 File: 201 KB, 642x900, cute alien2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203251 >>14203262 >best girl not even in the top ten Why is Nippon's taste so shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:14:01 2015 No.14203286 >>14203283 They just can't handle the glory of the alien queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:15:16 2015 No.14203288 Do you prefer your cat/dog/etc girls with or without paws?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:16:54 2015 No.14203290 >>14203288 Halfway works well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:17:34 2015 No.14203291 >>14203288 Paws a furry shit, but I can do claws, like the ones in werewolf's profile. But Anubis' for example just screams 'look at my new fursuit'

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:20:00 2015 No.14203295 >>14203288 >Paws >Some slight fur on the arms and legs >No human ears These are the requirements, anything less is literal cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:23:34 2015 No.14203307 >>14203290 Halfway is just uncanny valley tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:24:48 2015 No.14203309 >>14203288 Without. But some fur on the arms/legs is fine. Raiju is pretty much the perfect beast girl in my opinion.

swiss Momo Sat Oct 10 06:24:59 2015 No.14203310

somebody just pointed out this tweet to me

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/580021921334476800
>Sorry for the late reply. While most will turn into Alps, there might be a possibility to turn into a Succubus with wolf characteristics or a Werewolf itself if a man has the right disposition for it. However, it would be pretty rare
Believe it or not, but I was always against the shitty "Alps can be anything" troll. Seems like there was some truth to it though. Also in b4 'but muh Japanese no', KC doesn't use it

>>14202978
>>14202983
their Gathering versions are generally regarded as worth the money. I personally pre-ordered the unpainted kit though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:25:51 2015 No.14203313 >>14203288 Ears and tail only.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:27:44 2015 No.14203316 File: 610 KB, 1275x1755, 1428137808874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203288 I like them with minimal, finger-like paws, or maybe I should say furry fingers, like here. The same goes for Dragons and others, too.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:28:05 2015 No.14203317
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>>14203288
I like big paws, but I don't like the idea of a girl being limited because of them.
About as dextrous and soft-looking as pic related seems like the perfect balance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:28:14 2015 No.14203318 >>14203307 I just want to play with big cat paw pads and have them be able to play games with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:29:14 2015 No.14203319 >>14203288 I prefer a sort of middle-ground, with workable digits but still non-human in look, with claws. >>14203317 I bet that wench with a wrench would look great covered in motor oil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:30:16 2015 No.14203320 >>14203286 Pinky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:32:22 2015 No.14203324 >>14203320 And the Brain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:33:22 2015 No.14203326 >>14203290 >>14203291 >>14203316 >>14203317 >>14203319 Fucking furfags Any scales or fur at all anywhere other than ears/tails is haram Wanting some "middle ground" doesn't suddenly make you not attracted to animalistic features

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:34:22 2015 No.14203327 >>14203324 No, those two are villains. Pinky from Doom. >>14203326 I think you're lost. This is the Monster Girl Thread, not the cosplay thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:35:00 2015 No.14203329 >>14203326 I don't find the animal bits attractive though, I just like how they feel. Plus they help you focus on the most important human bits by making the secondary features somewhat less appealing to look at.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:36:22 2015 No.14203330 File: 89 KB, 673x900, 1427634706885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203326 One of my favorite girls is cosplay tier, but this is honestly the best style.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:37:27 2015 No.14203331 >>14203330 Big meaty claws are the best for head pats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:37:27 2015 No.14203332 >>14203319 But all that sweat and lubricant oil is going to make her feel all icky. You wouldn't get kinky with her in the workshop when she looks all messy, with straggly hair and fur, would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:38:00 2015 No.14203334 >>14203326 Go fuck a goat, Muhammad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:38:00 2015 No.14203335 >>14203330 That goes quite a bit beyond fur/scale covered normal hands/feet though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:40:18 2015 No.14203337 >>14203332 Me? No. She's a married woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:40:44 2015 No.14203338 >>14203335 They still look quite pretty. And manage to appear imposing and powerful, but not clumsy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:41:31 2015 No.14203339 >>14203335 They're functional and fit the size of the meaty parts instead of the silly hulk hands KC girls have, that's the important part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:43:11 2015 No.14203340 File: 759 KB, 1000x1360, 1443417099532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203317 Anubi have big meaty paws because they get workers to do the dexterous work for them. Having to do labor themselves would be unseemly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:44:26 2015 No.14203343 >>14203340 Then how come the saying goes "Work like a dog"? She's a dog, she should work!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:45:17 2015 No.14203344 >>14203340 I want an Anubis to press her soft fluffy paws to my temples as I fill her brown womb with my white cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:47:28 2015 No.14203346 >>14203339 But they're still ugly. There must be a better way to do dragon claws than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:47:29 2015 No.14203347 File: 780 KB, 1280x1268, 1420353107356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203343 Calling an Anubis a 'dog' is punishable by a week in the crocodile pit. I would choose your next words carefully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:48:29 2015 No.14203349 >>14203346 They're supposed to be ugly, they're monster parts. It's all about the contrast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:49:07 2015 No.14203350 >>14203347 Crocodiles are more attractive than Anubi. I'd some ara ara scaly-ladies over some pooch with sand in her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:50:00 2015 No.14203351 >>14203347 I want to snuggle an Anubis' tail and rub my nose in her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:50:50 2015 No.14203353 I kidna wish MGE Arachne had exoskeletal arms like EMG arachne.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:52:14 2015 No.14203356
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>>14203350
T-That's not true. There are no grains of sand to be found in an Anubis' nether regions.

She may be willing to overlook this slight if you wear a collar and accompany her for just one day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:52:16 2015 No.14203357 >>14203353 >arachnophobia >hard chitin handjobs >getting mindbroken with fear while cumming YES

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:53:17 2015 No.14203361

>>14202943
>Marry a Succubus
>A gold band like a wedding ring materializes on both of your fingers
>Pretty neat, but neither of you know why they appeared
>She decides to head home to visit her parents and deliver the news to them in person, but you just started a new job and can't get time off yet
>She leaves on a Friday, planning to return next Friday
>She arrives after a 13 hours flight and her parents immediately notice the ring and ask where her husband is
>She explains that you couldn't come because of work and they drop everything and try to get her back on a plane right away, but there were no flights heading back that day, earliest one was Sunday
>Wake up on Saturday feeling really fatigued, decide to just take care of a few things around the house
>Fuck up constantly because you're having a lot of trouble focusing
>Decide you must be getting sick and take a nap on the couch
>You wake up very suddenly, and after the immediate confusion passes, you realize your wife is laying on top of you and basically mirroring your experience
>You hear someone clear their throat, and turn to see her parents, who you recognize from pictures she's shown you
>Seeing the confusion on the faces of both you and your wife, they explain that the rings on your fingers are the manifestations of each other's souls, and that getting too far apart for too long will result in, well, this
>You'll lose energy until you eventually just collapse and you'll remain comatose until you're brought back together and jump started by way of mixing your mana together
>No airline in the world would let them bundle someone in that condition into a seat, so they had to drive her back here
>They also had to lay her on top of you and make your unconscious bodies kiss
>What an awful and embarrassing way to meet your in-laws
>They also mention that it's Wednesday evening
>3 days of no call no shows at a job you just started at
>You're not sure what part of this whole ordeal is the worst part

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:53:42 2015 No.14203362 >>14203356 Well that's alright then. Collars are my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:54:17 2015 No.14203364 >>14203357 >YES NO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:55:43 2015 No.14203365 >>14203364 >not wanting to faint with terror and have your final sensation before passing out be cumming from her rough reacharound while she cocoons you up Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:57:32 2015 No.14203366 >>14203365 >implying you'd cum from getting jerked off by hard chitin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:59:06 2015 No.14203367 >>14203365 >wanting any of that I'd rather be a pleb then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:00:20 2015 No.14203371 >>14203366 >Implying you wouldn't It'd be like getting jerked off by a lamia's tail only better. Smooth and glossy. Though that said, arachne handjob is far inferior to arachne titjob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:01:14 2015 No.14203372 >>14203371 Wouldn't arachne titjob just be the exact same as a human one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:02:15 2015 No.14203374 >>14203371 >Smooth and glossy. And hard. Hard is bad. Soft is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:02:23 2015 No.14203375 >>14203372 Wouldn't fucking a monster girl's pussy be the exact same as a human girl's pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:03:26 2015 No.14203377 >>14203374 Hard is okay if you're oiled up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:03:50 2015 No.14203379 File: 58 KB, 300x287, 14367534232443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203375

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:05:30 2015 No.14203382 >>14203375 No, because monster girls' pussies are noted to be fairly different from regular human ones. Exactly how is left up to people's imagination though, but they do have a superhuman degree of control over it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:05:54 2015 No.14203383

>>14203374
>Hard is bad
That's not what she said. Besides, I think having her cool, hard, precum-lubed fingers wrapping around your cock would feel heavenly. Having your cock nestled in the palm of her hand like it belongs there, almost no pulling friction, just the smooth solid motion of her jerking you off. If I want soft I'll just touch her pretty much anywhere else.
>>14203377
This

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:08:16 2015 No.14203386 >>14203382 >tits are extremely soft, warm, endowed, the skin exceptionally smooth and perfect We solved the mystery of how arachne titjobs are better than human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:10:19 2015 No.14203392 >>14197511 So where's all our Kunoichi stories?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:11:12 2015 No.14203393 >>14203383 Kuudere chitin handjobs when? >expressionless face staring you in the eye as her hard, slick fingers tease you with laser precision

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:11:18 2015 No.14203394 >>14203392 They're around, but nobody can seem to find them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:12:05 2015 No.14203396 >>14203394 Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:12:24 2015 No.14203397 >>14203393 >>expressionless face staring you in the eye as her hard, slick fingers tease you with laser precision Man I'd look like such a slut. How embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:13:30 2015 No.14203400 >>14203392 I found one! It's ri

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:13:48 2015 No.14203401 >>14203393 >>14203397 I'mma write this. Next week or the week after that. Mantis or Soldier Beetle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:13:52 2015 No.14203402 >>14203397 And the only sign of her inner turmoil over wondering if you're a slut would be the slight quivering of the fingers that pump you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:15:48 2015 No.14203403 >>14203401 Mantis doesn't have chitin covered hands, so Soldier Beetle

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:16:01 2015 No.14203404 >>14203401 I imagined a mantis with fingers. Both of those have killer claws in the KC versions, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:16:46 2015 No.14203407 >>14203403 Beetle it is. She'll claim the man as her prize after winning a duel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:18:06 2015 No.14203412 >>14203404 Mantis has regular hands covered in some sort of spandex Beetle has chitin claws, with the pincer-sword and shield being attached to her arms but they can fold away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:18:38 2015 No.14203413 File: 2.22 MB, 2560x1440, 1759438954223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy spiders > chitinous spiders

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:19:48 2015 No.14203415 >>14203402 I'd hope she'd understand that I was only her slut. >>14203413 Pleb. Fluffy spiders = chitinous spiders both are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:20:17 2015 No.14203416 >>14203413 Is it bad that I want to hold her fluffy spider abdomen while plunging my dick inside her spinneret?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:20:49 2015 No.14203417 >>14203416 B-but web comes from there!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:21:11 2015 No.14203419 File: 344 KB, 640x640, 1432958405774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203413 Scorpions a best. Deepthroat impregnation is the best thing in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:22:52 2015 No.14203420 >>14203416 That's not how spinnerets do, anon. Now if you got her to weave an onahole around her spinneret, you could fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:23:54 2015 No.14203421 >>14203420 >not rubbing your dick all over her spinneret like a type of naizuri

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:25:01 2015 No.14203423 >>14203421 I prefer penetration to grinding. Why I prefer paizuri over naizuri too, probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:25:14 2015 No.14203424 >>14203419 Girtablilu detected. Your sexy scorpion wiles won't work on me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:31:38 2015 No.14203435 >>14203424 The best thing is how it's the same hole and you can never tell which tube it's going into when she's rolling it around her mouth. http://exhentai.org/s/84cfd61b5c/664671-22

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:34:24 2015 No.14203442 >>14203435 T-That's lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:42:10 2015 No.14203455 >>14203442 >Will it go into my stomach, anon? >Or will it go into my womb? >Ufufu...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:49:30 2015 No.14203465 >>14203455 This isn't the kind of gamble I was expecting to make.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:49:44 2015 No.14203466 >>14203419 Well, it's pretty much the best thing you could do with one since you'd be on the exact opposite end of all the horrible scorpion bits. Just need to fuck her in some kind of protective suit so she can't sting you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:52:04 2015 No.14203469 >>14203465 What did you expect, then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:55:13 2015 No.14203472 >>14203469 To be lying in a pile of cushions, smoking a hookah and watching a group of Lamias belly dance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:02:33 2015 No.14203485 >>14203466 Yan Girtablilu who stings you and mouthrapes you when you're paralyzed a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:06:25 2015 No.14203490 >>14203455 Yepp, that was great in Harblador's Girtablilu short.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:07:19 2015 No.14203491
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>>14202307
I could have memed all over you by saying Horse Pussy Kingdom crushed Undead Pussy Kingdom.

You know, because heavy cavalry is probably the hardest counter one could muster against the undead (w)hordes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:08:45 2015 No.14203496 >>14203490 I bet it went straight down the baby hatch every time. That girl was obviously yan as fuck.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:11:11 2015 No.14203503

>>14203491
>You know, because heavy cavalry is probably the hardest counter one could muster against the undead (w)hordes.

>Running cavalry into a force that doesn't die when killed
>Getting entire force bogged down in the clutching claws of death when your horsepussy trips over errant limbs and bodies
kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:12:24 2015 No.14203508 >>14203491 >image They're both improved greatly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:13:08 2015 No.14203511 >>14203491 >undead whore Zombie brothel with cold, lifeless girls overflowing with cum when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:15:22 2015 No.14203519 >>14203496 Delicious clingy Girtablilu was deliciously clingy and yan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:18:20 2015 No.14203526 >>14203511 Headed by a Wight madam?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:18:24 2015 No.14203527 >>14203511 >Zombie brothel Whenever a necromancer walks through a graveyard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:18:31 2015 No.14203528 >>14203519 She was sent to assassinate Anon! But Anon was sent to assassinate her heart!~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:19:55 2015 No.14203532 >>14203485 >getting mouthraped while you're bleeding out from a horrible stab wound No thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:20:56 2015 No.14203533 >>14203532 >bleeding out from a horrible stab wound It's just a little prick, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:21:04 2015 No.14203534 >>14203527 Truly all Liches are all pimps of sexy Undead beauties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:22:33 2015 No.14203537 >>14203532 How does she fuck you face, anyway? Isn't that just kissing for her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:25:07 2015 No.14203539 >>14203537 I think he means she rapes the guy with her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:29:40 2015 No.14203544 >planet of the liches >there's only one lich >normal people used to live there until pollution/ice age/some disaster destroyed everything >she's the only survivor, because she was already undead, and the only undead, when the Happening came

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:34:25 2015 No.14203552 >>14203544 I'd invite her onto my ship and hear her story. Maybe offer her a position as ship's doctor.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:41:19 2015 No.14203571

Daily (or more like, early) reminder that there are a few MGE-based indie games made some time ago by a dude back from paladinsunlimited.net.

Here's a short thingy for the yan lovers
http://3dnovels.de/LoveADescentToMadness/Complex_of_love_v2.html

And here's a System Shock-MGE crossover, also his biggest one if I'm correct
http://www.3dnovels.de/CellShockFlash/MenuCellShock%28CS5%29_rev2_1.html

Just in case someone has missed and is interested/bored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:41:55 2015 No.14203573 I want to help a Succubus whose converting to an angel learn what it means to be good! >'So I'm NOT supposed to strangle people who say something mean to me with my tail? What about stabbing them with it? Can I do that?' >'No.' >'Being Good is Hard.'

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:49:37 2015 No.14203587 >>14203534 I bet a Lich experiments with all the cum the customers pump into the Zombie hookers and the sloppy seconds are actually fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:52:24 2015 No.14203589 >>14203571 >early yearly* obviously.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:57:13 2015 No.14203597

>>14203544
Spooky.

>In orbit around a planet
>It's in the Goldilocks zone, with an Earth-like atmosphere and a geomagnetic field
>Water is present
>And yet sensors pick up no life of any kind, neither flora nor fauna
>On one continent, an energy reading is present
>Fly down to it, through grey sky, and land on even greyer ground
>The only sign of colour is from a faint, pink glowing light over in the distance
>On closer inspection, it's a magic circle, ridiculously massive and complex, maybe a mile or more in diameter
>It takes several minutes of walking to get to its center
>There's a body
>Impossibly pale skin, barely covered with a ragged, burnt purple cloak
>She's not breathing, but stirs to life(?) when touched
>Her eyes are empty and unfocused, as if she's in a state of shock, and she doesn't resist when you carry her back on board
>As an undead, there's nothing wrong with her you can detect, neither normal or magical in nature
>But she's essentially catatonic, either unwilling or unable to respond to or even acknowledge people around her
>Somebody asks her about the magic circle, and if she's the one who cast it
>"It's locked away now."
>After that, she doesn't say anything else, and you soon leave the grey planet, confused and unnerved

I wonder what Happened on her planet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:59:58 2015 No.14203600 >>14203597 >not raping her right there in the creepy magic circle

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:07:17 2015 No.14203615 >>14203597 >taking a creepy corpse aboard No. Just no. This is the worst idea since "Hey, let's take the guy with the unknown, face raping alien larva stuck to his head back to the ship!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:17:28 2015 No.14203650 File: 32 KB, 600x450, cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14197513 Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:19:23 2015 No.14203653 >>14203650 Suicide because I can't take one on a date

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:21:31 2015 No.14203659 File: 113 KB, 1024x768, 1442552133285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203653 Maybe one day, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:21:54 2015 No.14203660 >>14203552 >Lich as a ship's doctor >"The initial treatment was ineffective, patient has expired. Secondary treatment successful."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:24:03 2015 No.14203663 File: 719 KB, 1127x903, you know what you have to do2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203659 I just want it to end

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:37:33 2015 No.14203703 >>14203660 After seeing so much death she would do anything in her power to prevent it. That's why I want her. I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE SPACE PIRATES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:40:20 2015 No.14203708 File: 200 KB, 1239x795, 3324487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203663 I will just leave it here You can do it, anon! I believe in you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:42:52 2015 No.14203715 >>14203708 There's a number of ways I would like to die if the time comes. Sounding like a 12-year old girl on helium while doing so is not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:43:09 2015 No.14203716 >>14203703 What would be your crew?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:43:47 2015 No.14203719
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>>14203708
I have all the parts to this, and yet the only thing stopping me is the thought of what anime or novels I might miss if I kicked the bucket.

I'd considered shooting myself, but I'd prefer to know I'm dying when the time comes.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:43:51 2015 No.14203720

>>14203708
>painless fast suicide
You know I always thought that was kind of weak. Like, you're doing something major. You should feel it. Go find a pretty place to look at, listen to some good music, drink some good drink and open your wrists and slowly slip away. That's how I wanna go

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:44:58 2015 No.14203725 File: 20 KB, 235x235, 1439859030317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203719 >>14203720 The hivemind is about suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:46:33 2015 No.14203728 >>14203716 An alcoholic Oni Gunner who has a conflicted past, a happy-go-lucky Mouse Girl mechanic with a cockney accent and a bossy Anubis 2nd in command who was in the same starfleet academy as me.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:50:29 2015 No.14203735
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>>14203715
>Sounding like a 12-year old girl
Sure, if you just want to attentionwhore and not actually kill yourself, don't use that method
To whom you are even planning to talk while killing yourself?

>>14203720
>open your wrists and slowly slip away
That's pretty shitty way of suicide. Most people survive this
But I can understand what you mean. If you want to do something major wouldn't it be better to jump from a famous high place? Eiffel tower or something? Or even better you can ALLAHU AKBAR something

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:51:07 2015 No.14203737 >>14203719 Hey, don't worry. When the TPP comes around you won't be able to enjoy that anime anymore. Then you'll have all the freetime you'll want to kill yourself!

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:54:48 2015 No.14203742

>>14203735
>Most people survive this
Cuz most people are attention seeking niggers. If I don't get found, and cut up the stream, I'm gone.

>But I can understand what you mean. If you want to do something major wouldn't it be better to jump from a famous high place? Eiffel tower or something? Or even better you can ALLAHU AKBAR something
My life is a slow dwindle. It just doesn't feel right going out with a bang. The meandering peaceful slip into oblivion is much nicer, personally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:54:57 2015 No.14203743 File: 234 KB, 840x708, 1438041169684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203737 Thanks for heads-up, anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:56:49 2015 No.14203749 File: 172 KB, 1000x1000, Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom2!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We will not allow you to hurt yourselves! Remember you are all precious! Suicide is absolutely verboten!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:58:39 2015 No.14203753 >>14203749 What's that behind you Horsie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:58:53 2015 No.14203755 File: 692 KB, 1000x1502, 1423991305830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203749 >you will never be lost in a pit of despair >your waifu will never suddenly appear and tell you everything is going to be ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:59:23 2015 No.14203757 >>14203749 >Would rather kill myself than associate with horsepussy >In their eagerness to stop me, they only accelerate the process t-thanks. This never would have happened if I just lived in spider kingdom

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:59:46 2015 No.14203758 >>14203749 Mofu kingdom is better, we're too busy brushing tails to be depressed.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:59:48 2015 No.14203759

>>14203719
>>14203720
Hold it up anons, you can always come back to it when all is truly lost. What if technological singularity is about to happen in 30 years and all humanity except gypsies will transcend into immortality and paradimensial existence where you could make your waifus and entire MG worlds come true.
Imagine the shame of it if you let it slip with suicide now while billions of Indians and Chinese inherit everything and happily court monstergirls. You know they'd try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:02:03 2015 No.14203765 >>14203759 So, what you are saying is... We need to race war china and India to protect our waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:02:28 2015 No.14203766 >>14203759 That's bullshit, nothing good ever happens in this world. If we did stumble upon immortality and eternal happiness, patents, jews, and corporations would fuck it up in some way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:02:33 2015 No.14203767 >>14203759 >is about to happen in 30 years Eh, I doubt average anon with average anon lifestyle can live that long. Even if take the minimum 18 age you have to live up to 48 years. Which is very unlikely

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:02:55 2015 No.14203769 >>14203759 Are you going to take responsibility for the years I waste waiting for nothing to happen, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:04:20 2015 No.14203773 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMcBOvOuhoY I want an elf to listen to this album with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:04:36 2015 No.14203775 >>14203025 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:07:12 2015 No.14203779 >>14203759 Fuck off Kafuka, you are ded. Just a spooky ghost possessing random girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:09:22 2015 No.14203785 >>14203773 >Blind guardian Tip top taste. >You'll never sing this to an elf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzt22WsaWw

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:11:49 2015 No.14203789

>>14203765
Unless you're ok with them laying their swarthy, nanomachines-induced hands on MG's perfect bodies, dripping their foul saliva at the sight and gibbering vulgarities in their ears, I guess you should consider that as well.

>>14203767
Come on now, not calling anon the healthiest group on planet but 48 or alike is nothing and you're not even counting the slow rise of the medicine and life expectancy.

>>14203769
If then you find me somehow, than yes. Don't do it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:12:30 2015 No.14203790 >>14203288 Without.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:24:16 2015 No.14203810 >>14203749 >would rather kill myself.f than live and duck horse pussy Are my principles that strong or do I really have a problem you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:25:21 2015 No.14203813 >>14203755 That is correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:26:17 2015 No.14203819 >>14203753 What ever do you mean anon? I don't see anything. You really need to see someone about these hallucinations.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:28:54 2015 No.14203824

Here's an idea I had,feel free to make it your own.

A pervert wizard in MG world, he's a wizard in title only, what he learned from his studies he already forgot, all of it except for one spell.

He spent years perfecting that one spell, making it instantaneous and allowing him to cast it without requiring movements, chants or even focus. Teleportation.

He abuses his power to steal and to have countless one-night stands will all kinds of MGs

... That's as far as I went with it, my idea was that he would mess with the wrong MG (yandere Shirohebi?) and you can guess the rest

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:29:39 2015 No.14203825 >>14203749 Why is that mindflayer there? Is she found help me with my greatest experiment? [spolier]Seeing what happens if I give a centaur a gallon of Hathor milk mixed with a sabbath loli potion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:31:40 2015 No.14203833 Are lizardas warm blooded? This talk of MG planets had me think of laying in bed with a bunch of them to keep warm, but then I remembered that important fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:32:01 2015 No.14203834 >>14203361 That would make for an interresting life and world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:32:12 2015 No.14203835 >>14203824 >one-night stands disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:34:36 2015 No.14203838 >>14203835 Go back to disneyland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:39:27 2015 No.14203852 >>14203838 I'm just back from there and fully support him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:41:20 2015 No.14203857 >>14203852 Fuck you both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:41:21 2015 No.14203858 >>14203824 I'd find it more appealing if a gary stu wizard somehow got himself shacked up with an extremely weak monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:44:42 2015 No.14203866 >>14203857 One-night stands are just boring, I'd rather fuck hookers or rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:45:37 2015 No.14203869 >>14203857 >>14203838 >not wanting to be a loyal husband to a loyal wife What is it like being a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:46:00 2015 No.14203870 File: 426 KB, 800x1119, 001 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203838 >disneyland. You mean to Mizuryuland?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:47:59 2015 No.14203872 >>14203869 >husband Nice shoehorn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:49:25 2015 No.14203876 >>14203870 Is this from the second one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:50:08 2015 No.14203878 >>14203858 Sounds interesting, but how would that happen? The power of love? Dumb luck? An elaborate plan from the MG?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:52:08 2015 No.14203882

Good morning Anons!
As a representative of the MGC Orphanage it is my sworn duty to le you know that we have a wide selection of girls looking for happy homes, or at least a functional one, to take them in an keep them in.
I will have you know that we do check our girls regularly and I can let you know that we are free of any imposters using Sabbath potions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:52:11 2015 No.14203883 >>14203824 Be better if he was running from an organization he stole from. A lone MG outside if a lilim couldn't hope to do much against him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:53:53 2015 No.14203887 >>14203882 Do you have any kikis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:55:37 2015 No.14203891 >>14203882 A Crow Tengu or an Amazoness would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:57:33 2015 No.14203897 >>14203882 A Cheshire would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:58:04 2015 No.14203899 >>14203858 There was a story about top-tier gary stu wizard who was raped by a slug girl in his sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:58:42 2015 No.14203901 >>14203882 I want a heckhound!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:00:35 2015 No.14203905 >>14203899 >sleeping with no wards in place What a loser.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:01:31 2015 No.14203909

>>14203887
Three infact.
The youngest, age five, is a quiet, thin little thing who loves to clean but, being a little on the short side, she's only able to use ver small brooms.
>Short, Average Build, pale skin

The next oldest (Seven) is a bit of a tomboy, favoring shirts and shorts over the traditional maid garb, and it seems that she has more fun outside in the garden over being inside, cooped up which, when combined with her quite regular running, has given her a decent tan.
>Tan Skin, short hair, Fit

Number 3, the oldest at 13, is a it...odd. Her coloring is more akin to a parrot's with her feathers being a deep crimson rather than the usual gray. She's also a wee bit stuck up, a professional young girl who loves to keep other's in line and has quite nice cleaning skills. A head maid in the making if I ever saw one.
>Average build, unique coloring, pale skin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:04:03 2015 No.14203914 >>14203882 I want to adopt two Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:04:58 2015 No.14203915 >>14203909 >cute, tiny kiki to spoil I'll take the youngest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:08:07 2015 No.14203923 >>14203882 I want to adopt two aggressive girls that hopefully will end teaming up to molest me

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:08:45 2015 No.14203925

>>14203891
Two of the former, one of the latter.

Tengu 1 is a little ball of fluff who's age 4, her fight feathers haven't come in yet and she loves to spend much of her time reading her books, a perfect start to the old Tengu tradition, although I must admit that she's a little shy.
>Young, average build, no flight yet

The second, age 15, has been with se for quite a while and her interest in men, or even finding a home, seems to have gone to the wayside. Her feathers are disheveled, eyes always seem to have bags under them from late nights online, and a few too many snacks have caused the girl to put on a bit of weight, although most of it' in her thighs and hips.
>NEET, Older, Pale, Pudgy

Lastly, the Amazon has just entered her teens at age 13 and her natural muscles have just started coming in. She's quite skilled at 'play hunting' her fellow orphans and her endurance is quite remarkable. Oddly enough, she hasn't shone the traditional, stoic demeanor of her race and is actually quite shy, especially when her picture is being taken. She also has blonde hair and blue eyes.
>Fit build, Shy, Blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skin.

>>14203915
Enjoy your kiki, please keep her happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:10:29 2015 No.14203928 >>14203882 Wurms! All of them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:10:59 2015 No.14203931 >>14203882 Give me something cute from Wonderland, no Humpty Eggs please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:11:08 2015 No.14203932 >>14203925 I'll take the NEET tengu and the Amazon.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:17:21 2015 No.14203945

>>14203897
We have two twins who've just come in actually.

At the age of eight, they seem no more energetic than any other girls and the two seem inseparable. Their teleportation is currently not under their full control and, as such, they can only manage short distances reliably. They seem to have a tabby coloring of black and purple and they seem malnourished from a few weeks on the streets. They're sweet, loving girls, if a little mischievous
>Thin, young, odd fur pattern, sweet if a little prankster.

>>14203932 enjoy your girl and please get the tengu some sun.
.
>>14203901
We have only one unfortunately, a chubby girl who's only eight years old and seems to have a strong like of sweets. She's a wee bit of a bully to the other girl's in the orphanage, forming a 'gang' of her own, but those under her protection are treated kindly by her.
Oddly enough, her fur seems to be a light, ashy gray while her eyes burn a nice, emerald green.
Finally, it seems that her tail is little more than a stub after an encounter with a car in the past.
>Stub tail, odd coloring, Chubby, agressive

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:22:07 2015 No.14203954 >>14203945 >green eyes With black sclera that sounds badass, I'll take her.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:24:24 2015 No.14203957

>>14203914
We have three.

One is a girl just out of her egg which, unfortunately, means that we have nothing to give you for her personality. Otherwise she is healthy and ready for a home.
>Baby, nomal

Number 2, at age 14, has just had her first seal applied and she is still getting used to the new 'aggressive' urges her instincts bring. Although quite cheerful, if strong, she's become quite shy recently, locking herself up and hiding. An odd thing considering that it seems she may be a member of the dire species considering her rapidly increasing size and muscle mass.
>Early Teen, Shy, Dire

Lastly we have number 3, a 16 year old who is the model member of the ushi race. Her attitude is a bit vicious, her strength is within normal, ushi bounds, and even the seal seems to be struggling to keep her nature in check.
The only oddity we've found is that she seems a bit shaggier, body wise, than the average ushi, similar to that of a tarantula.
>Average attitude, average build, older teen, Tarantula fuzz

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:28:26 2015 No.14203962 >>14203957 >2 and 3 I'll take them both, where do I sign?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:34:20 2015 No.14203967 >>14203957 >Tarantula fuzz Tarantula hair is extremely irritating

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:35:24 2015 No.14203968

>>14203923

We have two, after the taken Ushi, that are our more 'aggressive' types

The first is an ant arachne, age 15, who's taken to snatching up volunteers and bringing them back into her room where she's attempted to bed them. We say attempted because we've always been able o free them before the deed is done. We suspect that these actions, and her haughty nature, are to a few self confidence problems and the fact that she's got a 'fine' body with wide hips and breasts that are ample D cups, with maybe a few more years of growth left into them. She is a bit lazy though and, untouchably, expects you to 'serve' her with sessions in bed as a reward.
>Aggressive, killer body, lazy, haughty

The next member is a red oni of ours who is about to leave our care at age 17. Tall, muscular, and quite loud, she's got a bit of a rebellious streak and has been known to leave in the night and sneak into bars where she'll out drink the single patrons and have her way with them.. or drag tem into the alley.
She's tall, strong, and has muscles that put most other oni to shame, although no where near enough to qualify her for dire. She has more 'southern' cushioning than northern cushioning but either way it seems fine.
>Bottom heavy, tall, muscled, aggressive, hard drinker. Troublemaker.
>>14203962
Just on the papers sir.

>>14203954
Enjoy your heckpup sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:36:25 2015 No.14203969 File: 436 KB, 1200x1774, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, how about that liliraune doujin? Loved the cutesy stuff at the end, shows they weren't really mindbreaking the shota.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:36:42 2015 No.14203970 >>14203945 >We have two twins who've just come in actually. Welp, I'm getting a hole in my wallet thanks to two of them, but I'm taking them nevertheless. Thinking of this I'd probably only gain myself from having a few close people in life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:39:57 2015 No.14203975 >>14203882 Who's the orphan that has been here the longest. The one that heartless couples always seem to gloss over. I want her as long as she's actually a monster girl and not a cat.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:43:59 2015 No.14203983

>>14203928
We have seven sir, Three babies (aged 1, 2, and 2) in the red (1), green (2), and blue (2) variety, two youths (age 7 and 9) in the black (7) and orange (9) varieties with the first being quite clingy and sweet while the other, a bit chubby, is greedy along with being clingy, a veritable 'hug hog' if you would.
The final two are gray (14) and an odd teal color (17) with the former being tanned, a bit bottom heavy and, oddly enough, quiet, spending much of her time reading instead of playing, making us wonder how she got the tan. Teal is vey small, sidewise, for her age which has we've determined I because of her status as a pygmy wurm, although her chest (already in the F-cup range) more than makes up for it. She's also a bit spoiled and will be quite demanding with you.

I don't know if you are quite ready for them all.

>>14203970
Enjoy them sir, they are quite sweet girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:44:18 2015 No.14203985 >>14203968 >Arachne and red oni Yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:46:37 2015 No.14203990 >>14203983 I am more than ready for all of them. I'll take them all!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:53:01 2015 No.14204004 >>14203967 Only specific "urticating" hairs are irritants, not tarantula hair in general. Not all tarantulas have them either (old world tarantulas lack them).

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:53:25 2015 No.14204005

>>14203931
We have two alice twins who, oddly enough, have red hair and green eyes instead of the normal blonde and blue. Their age, as far as we can determine, is 12 and they've got the trademark attitude and body types of their species.
>Lolis, pale, odd hair/eye color

We also have a jabberwocky, age 15, who's recently been admitted, a kind girl who's taken to caring for the youngsters while we get her situated. She's got a modest chest, (C cups) and her hips are decent, but we do want to warn you that she's a tad over protective of the girl's and one of her eyes is missing from an incident before her arrival, an incident that's also responsible for the scars that cover her.
>Scarred, kind, motherly, older teen.

Finally, we have a jubjub chick (6) who's recently come in, a ball of cheerful pink fluff who seems to love being carried who has also developed a habit of rubbing cheeks with whomever is carrying her. The only downside is that it seems she was fed a little too much before coming her and is a bit....chunky..
>Dere, loli, fluffy, fat.

>>14203990
May god have mercy on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:55:34 2015 No.14204012 >>14204005 God's mercy was giving me all these Wurms to take care of.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:57:56 2015 No.14204017

>>14203975
Having been with us since she was three, we've had a baphomet for 14 years and her time with us I almost up.
She's got the standard strength and body your normal baphomet but she never quite found her home, something that's worn her down into a cynical girl who doesn't even bother to see groups that come in.
It's gotten so bad that we hear she's debated taking holtaur milk to give herself some....'appeal', a thing we stopped quite quickly.
>Loli, depressed, older teen, cynical.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:01:45 2015 No.14204020 [DELETED]

MHX apparently has some new element to replace Guild Quests, but Kojima and Tsujimoto obviously cannot talk about it.
When prompted about it by Famitsu, they simply said "I can't tell you anything specific, but of course we have something in store".

http://www.famitsu.com/news/201510/10090575.html

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:01:48 2015 No.14204021

>>14204005
They all sound like adorable Wonderland girls. I'll take all four and love them tenderly and kindly. And also spoil them with treats and headpats.

>Jabberwock daughteru
Now she sounds perfect. If she was just a few years older I'd consider marrying her. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:02:48 2015 No.14204024 >>14204020 God damnit that's what I get for having two tabs open that contain "Monster" in their titles

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:03:49 2015 No.14204029 >>14204021 Enjoy them sir. Also, should ay of your daughters consider taking you as your husband than feel free to come back for a free marriage signing.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:08:28 2015 No.14204042
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>>14203757
You could always travel through Horse Pussy Kingdom into Spider Pussy Kingdom.

I mean they are in an Alliance for god's sake.

>>14203753
>>14203825
Horse Pussy Kingdom welcomed Mindflayer refugees with welcome arms.

They are most definitely not used on overly aggressive and bigoted male human criminals in an effort to help reform their ways.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:08:33 2015 No.14204043

>>14204017
...Fuck it, I'll bite the bullet. The least I can do is be the guy who teaches her how to live on her own before she has to learn the hard way, cold, hungry, and alone. If she has any followers I can't take them with. I'm a man, not a miracle worker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:13:15 2015 No.14204054 >>14204043 Enjoy your baphomet sir, I'm sure she'd love to go home with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:14:18 2015 No.14204057 >>14204042 That didn't answer my question, pony. Is she or isn't she going to help in my experiment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:15:10 2015 No.14204060 >>14204042 When will the Horse Pussy Kingdom answer for their war crimes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:18:26 2015 No.14204075 File: 59 KB, 700x543, 1439867373229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203882 Give me your loneliest Yeti

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:20:10 2015 No.14204082 >>14203905 Nah, that's exactly why he got raped. He relied too much on motion detection wards and slug was moving so slow she went undetected

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:22:37 2015 No.14204092

>>14204075
Very well sir.

She's eight years old, is extremely shy, and doesn't enjoy being around other girls. She's mute, although we cannot tell if it's because of trauma or a natural inability to speak, and she's fairy thin.
The hug instincts are still there but she starts trembling whenever hugged back.
>Thin, shy, mute,

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:24:53 2015 No.14204100 >>14203882 Do you have foster care kids? I would prefer something 15 to 17 to help get a good forward foot on life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:25:45 2015 No.14204106 File: 222 KB, 958x1356, Spider Pussy Kingdom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204057 No one is ever going to help you with your experiment Freakazoid. >>14204060 There are no war crimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:25:54 2015 No.14204107 >>14204100 Sorry sir, we only deal in orphans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:26:55 2015 No.14204110 >>14203969 >they aren't familiar with non-sweet flavors That was a neat detail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:27:05 2015 No.14204111 >>14204106 Fine. Guess I'll just need to experiment on my own time. Maybe that little Shetland pony who keeps coming around will help out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:28:00 2015 No.14204113 File: 494 KB, 600x800, 15f5166a803dfadbfe19165c8edced5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203288 Paws, provided they're both proportionate and have retractable claws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:28:18 2015 No.14204114 >>14204107 I see, then I shall take your oldest, most yandere orphan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:28:41 2015 No.14204116 >>14204106 Pretty sure they've violated at least two protocols set by the Geneva Convention in one reported instance: >>/jp/image/OqNvpS0vECXv2DBHvU0AXg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:29:58 2015 No.14204123 >>14203261 sort of how I imagined a Jubjub flew around and how to fuck them. i love that shortstack harpy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:30:08 2015 No.14204124 >>14204106 >There are no war crimes. They forcibly took over the Spider Pussy Kingdom, abuse, rape, and deny the rights of humans, and are smelly and ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:32:31 2015 No.14204131 >>14204124 I have to hold my waifu as she suffers PTSD whenever she smells anything barn-like. How will the horsepussy ingdom answer? More lies I bet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:32:33 2015 No.14204133 >>14204042 What is that silly horse doing in armor? Why is she not doing her part in birthing the next generation of warriors?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:33:01 2015 No.14204136

>>14204114
Ah....well...For that we have a fifteen year old apohis who's been known to get quite...clingy with male caretakers, so much so that she once boarded herself up with one because she thought he was seeing other girls.
Which was true but not in the way she meant it.
We've been able to 'unlatch' her the last few times from men but each one has been extremely difficult and I don't believe that we can do it another time.
To make herself more...eye appealing she's experimented with hathor's milk a few times and now has extremely wide hips, breasts that we last measured at G, and a weebit of pudge about the middle.

I would recommend you be careful with her as this is less an adoption and more a marriage contract.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:33:56 2015 No.14204138 >>14204092 I'll take her home, give her a bath, take her out to the mall the next day to buy her a scarf, buy her McDonalds so she can run around the play area, and raise her like Kamina

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:34:18 2015 No.14204139 >>14204136 I'm. All. In

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:35:23 2015 No.14204142 >>14204138 Good man. >>14204139 Good luck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:36:56 2015 No.14204147 >>14203310 >maybe >normally not >it's possible but I won't write about it >I'm not gonna touch that officially >it would be pretty rare KC is just too good for us.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:37:54 2015 No.14204151
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>>14204116
That's a story about a horse pussy cavalry brigade mercenary company.

You're welcome to pursue them in the name of justice Paladin.

>>14204124
For the last time Mr. Anon, Spider Pussy Kingdom is in alliance with Horse Pussy Kingdom.

Spider Pussy living in Horse Pussy Kingdom and Horse Pussy living in Spider Pussy Kingdom exists.

That Horse Pussy Kingdom FoB located in Spider Pussy Kingdom was there to aid Spider Pussy Kingdom against the Undead Pussy Kingdom threat it has minimum staff now.

Anyone have some Horse Pussy in a business suit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:39:06 2015 No.14204156 >>14204151 I want to join a squad of renegade centaurs who fight for justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:40:43 2015 No.14204160 >>14204151 I'm a single man owning a property and a bit of land on the edge of the Horse Pussy Kingdom, how come single horses keep showing up and threating me with " Imminent Domain, and Manifest Dickstiny" ?!?!

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:41:44 2015 No.14204162

>>14204151
>For the last time Mr. Anon, Spider Pussy Kingdom is in alliance with Horse Pussy Kingdom.
Lies! They took over the Spider Pussy Kingdom from their land, resources and men! Even in the SPK, almost all of the upper and ruling classes are centaurs! They control the banks the media, the government!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:42:09 2015 No.14204165 >>14203969 That font made things a little hard to read. The short at the end wasn't translated either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:45:16 2015 No.14204174 >>14203983 >Teal is vey small, sidewise, for her age which has we've determined I because of her status as a pygmy wurm >although her chest (already in the F-cup range) more than makes up for it Oppai loli Wurm? Damn that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:45:27 2015 No.14204176 >>14204165 >The short at the end wasn't translated either. It is now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:47:37 2015 No.14204183 >>14204174 She's more of a very busty shortstack than an oppai loli

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:47:37 2015 No.14204184 >>14203983 i want to spoil Teal

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:47:41 2015 No.14204185 >>14203882 Do you have any manticores or thunderbirds?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:48:29 2015 No.14204189 >>14204138 10/10 good dad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:50:46 2015 No.14204194 >>14204160 It's a complicated issue so I'll give you a rough summary: they want to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:52:44 2015 No.14204205 >>14204160 This sounds like a LN title.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:54:11 2015 No.14204206 >>14204185 I actually do have around five thunderbird chicks who've been dropped off today. Newborns in fact

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:55:24 2015 No.14204210 File: 117 KB, 600x800, 74fc6a3082f3133376002f500b1a6c4c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204183 Even better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:57:17 2015 No.14204215 >>14203882 Do you got any Kitsune? What about Wendigo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:58:53 2015 No.14204219 >>14204206 Five? Oh well, I guess I will take them all, I would feel bad about separating them. And send me a manticore as soon as you get one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:02:35 2015 No.14204230 File: 2.88 MB, 3000x3064, Goetia Demons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goetia Demongirls when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:03:32 2015 No.14204235 >>14204219 >6 babies For your sake I'm going to pray monster girl children are significantly easier to care for than human babies. They certainly won't be once they hit puberty, but at least your sanity will be safe until then. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:06:12 2015 No.14204243 >>14203882 I'd take care of a cute little Tentacle. Nobody seems to love them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:07:21 2015 No.14204247 >>14204206 do you have an older Gandharva? i'd even take a christmas cake if you have one on staff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:07:22 2015 No.14204248 >>14204235 It will be fine, I have a lot of love to give.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:10:21 2015 No.14204256 >>14204230 NEVER!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:19:42 2015 No.14204279 File: 167 KB, 730x950, 1431637339731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204256 Whatever nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:21:07 2015 No.14204283 File: 522 KB, 1280x909, 52590380_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204230 This guy has done a couple

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:21:42 2015 No.14204286

>>14204215
One of each.

The wendigo is 14, tiny, and wears a coat built for a wendigo twice her size.
She's a bit shy and easily surprised, but an otherwise loving girl who would want to share her coat with someone.
>Small, Cuddly,

The kitsune is 8 years old and has a single, red furred tail which is very, VERY, fluffy. almost looking like a paint brush. She's as mischievous as any Cheshire and her preference for snacks has left her a little portly. Still, she's easily teasable if you ruffle her hair.

>>14204219
Will do, they tend to go quickly so I'll put you on the wait list.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:23:21 2015 No.14204291 >>14204230 >Volac Perfect

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:25:30 2015 No.14204298

>>14204243
We actually have three of them right now if you want.

1, aged 13, is timid and will wrap up nearby folk's leg when she's feeling frightened, hanging on to them like a green boot.

2, is a larger specimen at 15 who, to my surprise, is actually quite aggressive, wrapping up the male members of the staff and cooing a them before we have t break them up.

Lastly, we've got a seedling who's only 3 that's looking for a good home, she's young but already seems to be hungry for headpats.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:27:31 2015 No.14204308

>>14204248
Yes, we've got one on staff, and she's single, but shed much rather you got the ghadarva chick we have in the orphanage, a chubby chick, age 5, who doesn't even have her first instrument yet.

And this will be he last one for the day, it's time for me to change shifts and hit the gym.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:27:44 2015 No.14204309 >>14204286 You've left me no choice. I'll have to take both the Wendigo and the Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:29:52 2015 No.14204315 >>14204298 any exotics?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:31:16 2015 No.14204320 >>14204308 the little girl sounds adorable, we will find out her talents together. i'll take her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:31:25 2015 No.14204322 File: 238 KB, 693x800, 7fae94174e20820b1656be6c6dc6534f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204283 Well shit, I wonder who pic-related is supposed to be in that regard.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:32:58 2015 No.14204328

>>14204309
Enjoy, they're good grls who deserve a good home.

>>14204315
A roper hybrid, age 11, who's a really sweet girl but catches a lot of flack for her mixed nature.
It seems that the man who created her ignored the splicer's creedo and didn't raise her or find her a home on his own.
She's actually got some muscle on her but, as said, she's mostly up for cuddling.

>>14204320
Enjoy, she loves to do those wing hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:40:30 2015 No.14204347 >>14204322 I remember it resembles some monster/boss made in Minecraft, he/she links to the video in this pic's description.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:41:15 2015 No.14204352

>>14204298
Damn, they all sound like great, affectionate girls. I'd take them all in, make sure they got plenty of sunlight, install HID lights for cloudy days, delicious nutrient shakes that have everything a little plant girl needs to grow into a big and healthy man-catcher and of course plenty of skinship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:47:51 2015 No.14204366 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1440867804342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sultry!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:50:25 2015 No.14204374 >>14204352 Hope you're prepared for fully body tentacle hugs. Especially when they get older and all those nutrients get to work

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:55:10 2015 No.14204389 >>14204366 Why is she so grey?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:56:55 2015 No.14204395 >>14204366 Slutty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:58:15 2015 No.14204398 >>14204389 Because dark skin, comprende?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:58:22 2015 No.14204400 >>14204366 I love me some MILFy Anubis! I want her to be my sugar momma!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:59:44 2015 No.14204407 >>14204398 No, una niña marrón no es grisa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:00:44 2015 No.14204410 >>14204400 Sssllluuuttt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:01:04 2015 No.14204412 File: 638 KB, 900x1200, 1444500064087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204400 +1

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:01:41 2015 No.14204414

>>14204366
>Come home from a tough day at work to find your house seemingly empty
>Assume your waifu went out on some errands as things are usually much livelier when you get home
>As you make your way to your bedroom you pick up the faint smell of incense and catch a soft glow coming from the crack under your bedroom door
>You slowly turn the doorknob and peek inside only to find your waifu lounging on your bed in a very provocative manner
>No words need to be spoken as her expression leaves nothing to be imagined
>She needed you and you needed her just as badly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:02:03 2015 No.14204415 >>14204366 >>14204412 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:03:19 2015 No.14204421 >>14204407 I didn't draw it amigo, I just get aroused by it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:07:19 2015 No.14204432

>>14204410
I don't care what you call me, I want to cling and be her arm candy, and let her buy me nice things, and do whatever she tells me to do like a good little human boy for her!

>>14204412
Now that's an Anubis I want to sit behind, clinging around her waist and burying my face in her back while she drives!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:09:13 2015 No.14204437 >>14204432 How do you feel about getting dickthroned while she drives around the countryside?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:09:48 2015 No.14204439 File: 113 KB, 1024x588, 1426599641352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204432 >wanting to sit behind someone who goes around topless in public Prepare for NTR. I want my biker monmusus in sexy leathers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:11:44 2015 No.14204442 >>14204432 What if she treats it as a fling, because she thinks you're a slutty golddigger that will leave her for a younger and fluffier woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:12:37 2015 No.14204445 File: 205 KB, 600x800, 69ab470146a254ec0c4af930351b2e4d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204439 ARE WE DOING A THING

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:13:01 2015 No.14204447 >>14204439 ntr =! exhibicionism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:14:16 2015 No.14204452 File: 259 KB, 1024x768, 35989893_p18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204445 A Dullahan thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:14:56 2015 No.14204455 File: 371 KB, 620x913, 4851ce71347f955ce5a13f6d8eac65dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204452 OH MY YES

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:15:28 2015 No.14204458 File: 2.36 MB, 2000x1200, 52851173_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:15:48 2015 No.14204459 File: 370 KB, 813x813, What the fuck do you wigwams think you're doing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Explain yourselves you headless whores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:17:00 2015 No.14204463 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, 1442334109335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204455 I wish to enter the Dullahan from below, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:18:29 2015 No.14204466 Which monstergirl would keep in line so i stop being such a slut? I just love all kinds of pussy; tailpussy, horsepussy, dollpussy, baphopussy, slimepussy, I want to taste them all!

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:18:32 2015 No.14204467

>>14204374
Full body hugs are one of their best features. Being warped up in the soft, tangled, loving embrace of three Tentacles while hugging them back as much as my limited amount of limbs allow would be pure bliss.
Tentacle daughterus deserve plenty of love and care like the good girls they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:18:58 2015 No.14204471 File: 156 KB, 483x550, 1425184613879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no busty CC Dullahan to let you use her head as an onahole during a trainride

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:19:13 2015 No.14204473

>>14204437
Whatever she wants!

>>14204439
Please, she's just got unique style, that's not NTR!

>>14204442
But I'm hers! I can even prove that by doing whatever she wants! Anything!

>she thinks you're a slutty golddigger
Well now that'd just be rude, and she'd need a stern talking to about judging people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:19:23 2015 No.14204474 File: 830 KB, 1034x1228, 0a00db8b929c38ea51734a98a56f0975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204459 Shoo we're having a solid conversation here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:20:53 2015 No.14204484 >>14204474 I want to fuck a Paladullahan in the neckstump as I make out with her face while she's wearing full armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:20:53 2015 No.14204485 >>14204445 Use your head Anon, what do you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:21:21 2015 No.14204486 >>14204466 A strict but caring Shoggoth. She'd make sure you're on the right track and if your depraved desires start distracting you, she'd morph any kind of pussy you want to relive your stress.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:21:37 2015 No.14204487 >>14204467 A clingy tentacle that's afraid of thunder and squeezes tightly whenever lightning happens would be nice. Difficult to untangle from in the morning, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:22:15 2015 No.14204489 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, 1421187123537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This Baby is stronger than you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:22:40 2015 No.14204491 Would Dullahans exist in Undead Kingdoms? I'm aware that KC classifies them as Undead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:23:25 2015 No.14204495 >>14204466 Embrace it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:23:51 2015 No.14204497 >>14204489 But Wurm-chan is a dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:24:12 2015 No.14204501 >>14204489 I want to punt it into an Alp, and crack the Alps bones in the process.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:25:28 2015 No.14204506 >>14204489 But she's also fatter then me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:25:59 2015 No.14204508 File: 43 KB, 679x960, 77cf34a2722d011c361403da7082b384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204485 I want a Dullahan to stand over me and show me who is in charge!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:27:52 2015 No.14204516 >>14204501 I want to bury alive an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:28:58 2015 No.14204521 >>14204508 I want a Dullahan to use her own head on me like an onahole!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:29:39 2015 No.14204524 >>14204497 That only makes her super strength worse! >>14204501 >Wurm thinks this is a game for the rest of her life

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:30:29 2015 No.14204526

>>14204487
It's an inconvenience worth dealing with to soothe a cute Tentacle, even if whose shivering appendages hogtie you.Just imagine draping a blanker over the both of you and cradling her while whispering quiet reassurances that everything will be fine until she finally falls asleep, calmed by your words and presence, without her embrace ever slackening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:31:59 2015 No.14204530 >>14204524 >Goes to hold your finger >Breaks your arm WURM A CUTE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:36:54 2015 No.14204540 >>14204489 That's why I only play with her while in a powersuit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:38:10 2015 No.14204543 >>14204466 Become a manslut or get a Bicorn. Well, that's essentially the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:38:43 2015 No.14204547 >>14203882 I'll take that cougar Alp who works at the orphanage instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:39:22 2015 No.14204551 File: 444 KB, 1275x1367, 52930763_p10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:46:09 2015 No.14204565
File: 644 KB, 1320x629, Vamp mosquito2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

KC updated the mosquito profile a bit. Just the fourth paragraph, clarifying the itch is not an irritation but a throbbing that makes you desire pleasure (but nothing you do on your own will give you that pleasure).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:48:08 2015 No.14204570 >>14204565 Nah, they're still shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:49:59 2015 No.14204573 >>14204565 Well, duh, that was obvious from the start

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:52:09 2015 No.14204578 >>14203330 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:55:48 2015 No.14204585 >>14204565 I liked her then and I like her now, no difference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:57:50 2015 No.14204592 >>14203571 I remember those. good times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:00:25 2015 No.14204599 >>14204565 Man, I can never get over how bad the Mosquito looks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:04:38 2015 No.14204614 >>14204599 She got a real punchable face.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:04:48 2015 No.14204616

>In a parallel universe, a Succubus summoner tries to bring forth a human man from another dimension instead of the other way around, to be her personal love and care dispenser
>The summoning is successful, but turns out the guy is a +5m tall giant compared to her due to unexpected scale differences between living creatures from both dimensions
>Her face when

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:06:55 2015 No.14204625 Mad respect to the writers of yore who actually had to go outside and check out a library if they wanted their stories about the past to have a slightly authentic touch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:09:41 2015 No.14204638 >>14204614 Of course, she looks exactly like worst idol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:10:10 2015 No.14204642 >>14204570 They piss off vampires, that alone is worth it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:11:03 2015 No.14204646 >>14204638 But how can she be the worst if she has so many threads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:14:30 2015 No.14204655 >>14204642 So course they're mad, vampires are charming and lovely ladies that have a reputation to live up to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:16:41 2015 No.14204661 File: 581 KB, 650x919, e46797bb6abd313f66ec284cdfb11ef2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204646 Shit taste. Remove Nico, remove mosquito.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:20:57 2015 No.14204675 >>14204661 Jesus Christ they look so similar. What the fuck KC, at least rip off something good like the Mosquito Girl from OPM.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:25:03 2015 No.14204686 >>14203310 you just can't alp into one of the four greater elementals. everything else is fair game knowing KC, but some forms are going to be much harder than others to achieve

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:28:23 2015 No.14204696 >>14204686 Knowing KC and how things in the setting work, a man would have to posses an incredibly strong desire to be that kind of monster to the point being anything else wouldn't make him happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:28:38 2015 No.14204698 >>14204675 >Mosquito girl was just a human girl until she was experimented on >She was 10/10 even before that >She's Dead now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:29:41 2015 No.14204702 File: 59 KB, 800x437, 1442686226377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204686 >power hungry tards trying to catch "The Gay" so they can alp into a wurm/ushi/dragon/what-have-you aaaaHAHA

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:32:41 2015 No.14204722

>>14203759
Sorry to say, but you're wrong.

Sure there are still optimists even within the relevant fields who say the first steps towards it could happen in the next 20-50 years, well within our lifetimes...

But the fossilized politicians, corporations, and radical pro-censorship feminists are looking to set out development back by years. Mark my words, before they're done, they'll have pushed us towards a modern Dark Age.

Maybe, at the very least, we may still be allowed to freeze ourselves until the day comes when it's all over...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:33:16 2015 No.14204726 >>14204702 To beat the monstergirl you have to become the monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:34:39 2015 No.14204732 >>14204726 >to beat No anon, you're supposed to love the monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:34:49 2015 No.14204735 >>14203882 I'd want to try to raise a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:36:04 2015 No.14204744 >>14204702 Let's see who'll bully who now once I become an ultra powerful Dragon Girl! You'll be kissing my claws! The age of the bully has ended!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:36:20 2015 No.14204746 >>14204732 Some of them want tough love. What if that Oni who acts all tough really just wants a man who can dom her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:36:38 2015 No.14204747 >>14204732 I'm talking about all the faggot that want to beat monstergirls, but of course I want to love them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:37:22 2015 No.14204750 >>14204735 What color?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:37:58 2015 No.14204752 >>14204698 Saitama reeeeally hates Mosquitos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:38:14 2015 No.14204754 >>14204750 Rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:39:13 2015 No.14204759 >>14204750 Doesn't really matter. Any young little dragon who needs a good home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:40:41 2015 No.14204762 >>14204746 There are definitely Ogres waiting for some nice strong man to come along and suplex them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:41:47 2015 No.14204769 >>14204759 Well, the color determines attitude and breath. Taking care of a dragon is no easy feat! You need to be prepared!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:48:16 2015 No.14204791 >>14204565 Seemed likely that's how it was supposed to work. Only makes me like the little fuckers more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:00:43 2015 No.14204819 >>14204744 >Let's see who'll bully who >The age of the bully has ended! No, I don't think it has.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:01:31 2015 No.14204823 >>14204702 So, 30+ minutes is the cut-off point for deleting images. I'll remember that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:03:38 2015 No.14204832 >>14204489 >not understanding physics and biology

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:09:25 2015 No.14204864 >>14204366 >>14204412 Why are older women so great? Though I guess in this case they're about the same age I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:09:34 2015 No.14204865 >>14204819 >>14204744 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1444507718723.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:14:06 2015 No.14204884 >>14204864 Ha! Old man, step aside and let younger boys make these women feel as they should.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:24:35 2015 No.14204919 >>14204769 Well then I guess...blue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:27:03 2015 No.14204927 File: 153 KB, 800x600, 22660924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204884 Hogwash, any man can make a woman feel young.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:27:24 2015 No.14204929 File: 1.32 MB, 872x1200, 1440101947504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Toad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:30:29 2015 No.14204943 >>14204929 >that face I would punch her in the face so hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:30:43 2015 No.14204944 File: 1.05 MB, 2172x1396, 20151010_122829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >7meter daki ordered >commissioned daki art should be done soon >snake pit soon to be complete >cleaned my room and set up my little Miia shrine life is good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:31:41 2015 No.14204946 >>14204944 >All that worst girl garbage >Madoka Shit taste confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:32:44 2015 No.14204952 >>14204750 Octarine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:33:13 2015 No.14204955 >>14204946 >worst girl garbage taste anon and the madoka card was free

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:34:04 2015 No.14204958 >>14204929 Toad is love

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:34:22 2015 No.14204959 >>14204929 >tongue grab http://vocaroo.com/i/s15dGpqm2Ivb

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:34:46 2015 No.14204960

>>14204919
Blues are a bit controlling and obsessive but they lose their cool easier than greens, so expect her to pout and sulk if you don't listen or are harsh, and they're native to desert regions so be sure to get her a sandbox.

Finally, they shoot lightning instead of fire so be sure to have rubber boots and gloves lest you want to get zapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:34:51 2015 No.14204962 >>14204955 >Miia >Good My sides.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:36:16 2015 No.14204966 >>14204962 you might not like her anon but your opinion is wrong Miia is literally the perfect wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:36:36 2015 No.14204968 >>14204944 The fact your monster waifu has that much merchandise makes me jealous. Miia is great though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:37:42 2015 No.14204971 >>14204966 She's a shit girl that would constantly harm you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:37:44 2015 No.14204972 >>14204962 I'm not that anon but who do you think is better? All crab's girls are utter shit. Miia is just a little less shit than others

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:39:03 2015 No.14204976 File: 5 KB, 198x148, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204966 shes not a wife, shes a cartoon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:40:27 2015 No.14204980 >>14204971 >being a weak manlett that doesn't drink his milk and have strong bones

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:40:30 2015 No.14204981 >>14204972 Smith and the MON Squad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:41:32 2015 No.14204984 File: 912 KB, 1400x1000, do it for Miia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204976 maybe if you have a firm grip on reality, which is something i'm not blessed with

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:41:59 2015 No.14204987 >>14204980 >implying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:42:37 2015 No.14204990 >>14204944 Oh neat. Is that the artbook KC contributed to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:43:47 2015 No.14204995 >>14204984 It's a god thing she's not real or you would have kidnapped her by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:43:48 2015 No.14204996 >>14204980 Drinking milk is a meme Milk actually makes your bones more fragile if you drink it when you are old

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:44:07 2015 No.14204997 >>14204960 A sandbox sounds fun. I shall do my best!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:44:12 2015 No.14204998 >>14203882 This is going to sound crazy, but do you have any kumiho? They just need a loving home and a good father figure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:45:27 2015 No.14205004 >>14204980 Milk by itself tastes bad though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:46:11 2015 No.14205007 >>14204995 How you would fucking kidnap miia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:46:49 2015 No.14205011 >>14205004 please do not insult god's water you fucking heretic I used to drink a gallon a day before i forced myself to cut back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:47:23 2015 No.14205014 >>14205007 Tie her tail in a knot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:47:31 2015 No.14205015 >>14205007 This. She's got how many feet of mostly muscle in her tail? She doesn't have any organs in there, except maybe a couple extra hearts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:47:55 2015 No.14205017 >>14205007 With a forklift?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:48:18 2015 No.14205018 >>14204998 Yes actually, a tiny one about age seven with a fluffy tail and a bright smile. She's a big fan of cow liver, a sweet, if odd, girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:49:21 2015 No.14205021 >>14205018 I'll take her! Hope she likes head pats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:49:42 2015 No.14205023 >>14205011 You have shit tastebuds. Milk is garbage on it's own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:49:46 2015 No.14205024 >>14203310 I really hope KC's attempts at "appealing to everyone" eventually come back to ruin him someday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:56:49 2015 No.14205043 >>14205017 >>14205015 >>14205014 I mean for "real", sice shes almost always with someone. You can really fight her since shes stronger than a regular person. Also if you capture her you'll need a place to keep her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:58:17 2015 No.14205052 >>14205043 Kidnap darling when goes out shopping. Then threaten to harm him unless miia comes with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:59:41 2015 No.14205056 >>14205052 This is turning into a bad NTR manga...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:00:18 2015 No.14205061 >>14204929 Why is this giving me a boner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:02:07 2015 No.14205067 >>14205056 They're all bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:02:26 2015 No.14205068 >>14205061 Because it's a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:02:30 2015 No.14205069 >>14204832 >Physics Mamano mana.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:02:34 2015 No.14205070 >>14204929 >Next level heart pupils Hm, very well then

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:03:30 2015 No.14205073 >>14204929 That is a depraved looking toad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:03:47 2015 No.14205075 >>14205021 She loves them, I hope you don't mind a little finger nibbling though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:06:25 2015 No.14205080 >>14205075 As long as it's not too hard, shouldn't be a problem. Might get a bit awkward when she gets older though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:11:10 2015 No.14205098 >>14205080 Yeah, then she may start nibbling on your ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:11:36 2015 No.14205100 >>14204944 I wish we had more waifufags here so I could feel better about myself. Great job on that pillow though glad you got it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:13:28 2015 No.14205105 >>14205098 No boner, stop that. Don't dick the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:16:09 2015 No.14205112 File: 192 KB, 921x611, Dorf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14202380 >Dungeon Meshi Truly the best Elf bullying material available.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:27:13 2015 No.14205136 File: 76 KB, 540x540, 1440318417701.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205112 True that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:29:59 2015 No.14205141 File: 153 KB, 889x578, Dorf 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205136 I need to make more screencaps of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:36:14 2015 No.14205163 What's the best non-yeti monster girl for hugs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:37:14 2015 No.14205169 >>14205163 a warm and fluffy one maybe hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:41:36 2015 No.14205192 >>14205163 All of them. Slimes for full body hugs. Harpies for fluffy wings. Big girls to pick you up in a bear hug. Girls with tentacles to hug you close. Fluffy ones with fluffy fur. Toasty warm Lava golems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:42:26 2015 No.14205195 >>14204042 >That mare musculature I need more

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:46:41 2015 No.14205213 File: 29 KB, 334x295, e2a0bf2bf5c1b80ef0f37183f59a2292a1f23b3b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205011 >God's water >Not Ambrosia Nectar >Not Soma

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:51:06 2015 No.14205223 >>14205213 >Soma Like Qwaser of Stigmata, Soma? Or actual mythological Soma?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:52:21 2015 No.14205230 >>14205223 Actual soma.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:56:02 2015 No.14205247
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>>14204489
She has no chance against my arsenal of headpats, raspberries and upsies!

And my most secret and powerfull weapon of all:
Peek-a-boo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:58:41 2015 No.14205255 >>14205247 You fiend!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:58:59 2015 No.14205258 >>14204565 What font are they using? I know how to make the profile even better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:03:56 2015 No.14205279 >>14205011 >God's water >Not fucking water, the literal base for all life to survive off of Milk is fucking tasteless. Needs coffee to actually matter. Also >Being a filthy milkdrinker I bet you're effeminate as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:08:19 2015 No.14205298 >>14205279 Hey, everyone drinks milk! Milk is good for you! Even Alps love milk!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:08:37 2015 No.14205302 >>14205279 About as dumb as the come. I don't even like milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:09:28 2015 No.14205305 File: 1.47 MB, 1442x1041, 1444435650111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /bitingfetish/ here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:10:46 2015 No.14205310 >>14205305 Me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:11:47 2015 No.14205314 http://2.p.mpcdn.net/353402/661151/5.jpg that elf is 2cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:12:45 2015 No.14205320 >>14205305 Yo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:12:49 2015 No.14205321 File: 422 KB, 500x500, 78.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205305 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT PROTURING NOSE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:13:40 2015 No.14205326 >>14205305 Not so much biting, but the idea of a vampire tenderly licking small puncture wounds for blood makes me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:17:07 2015 No.14205341 >>14205326 VAMPIRES DON'T SUCK. THEY SCRAPE AND LICK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:17:40 2015 No.14205342 File: 323 KB, 431x290, 5474589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205305 Add scratching

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:19:14 2015 No.14205346 >>14205341 Beat me to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:19:49 2015 No.14205349 >>14205305 God no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:30:56 2015 No.14205380 >>14205305 >>14205342 Biting, scratching, suckling and nuzzling, and all sorts of things.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:35:01 2015 No.14205396
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>>14205326
>>14205321
>>14205346
>Vampire waifu reclining against your legs as you watch a horror movie, she gives you a look before shifting into a younger form
>She asks you starry eyed for some blood, and that it'd only be this one time tonight
>Hold out your hand for her, expecting her to slice your hand's backside like she normally does
>She jerks her head, giving the tip of your middle finger a small slice at the tip, letting out a small triumphant 'ehehe'
>Blood wells up as she applies gentle pressure between her thumb and index finger, the first drop falling onto her bright pink, outstretched tongue
>She savors it for a moment, before leaning closer, gently lapping and licking at your digit
>Curling her tongue around it, then with small brush strokes to get more blood
>Like a tiny blood-sucking cat
>You can feel the pressure rising in more than one way
>She smiles and shifts back into her adult form, her body filling out the once-loose negligee
>Taking your finger into her mouth, she sucks on it, leering at you lustfully the entire time, coating it in her saliva before letting it pop out wetly
>Giggling when she sees the twitching bulge in your pants, the vampiress unbuttons her top, just to let you see the lactating nipple of her left breast
>Her asking you if you'd like to have your night's drink as well is all the incentive you need before you both fuck like rabbits through the night
>That final cataclysmic orgasm of hers rending your back in shallow, red lines from scratches
>As the sun's glow hits the curtains, you hug her from behind, spooning with her as her wing-cape furls backwards onto you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:36:22 2015 No.14205401 >>14205396 God damn bloodsuckers are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:37:08 2015 No.14205403 >>14205305 WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DUMPIRE BECAME SHITPIRE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:38:27 2015 No.14205408 >>14205396 >Shifting between an energy efficient loli form and a full-bodied adult form when she's fed I like it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:40:25 2015 No.14205413

>>14205396
>Giggling when she sees the twitching bulge in your pants, the vampiress unbuttons her top, just to let you see the lactating nipple of her left breast
>Her asking you if you'd like to have your night's drink as well is all the incentive you need before you both fuck like rabbits through the night
I'm not gonna lie, this made me hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:41:27 2015 No.14205421 >>14205401 Why are you so upset about vampires?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:42:59 2015 No.14205429 File: 162 KB, 586x327, Dungeon Meshi Chapter 14.5 Page 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205314

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:45:09 2015 No.14205435 >>14205421 Must be because he can't have any. It makes me upset, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:45:33 2015 No.14205436 File: 476 KB, 569x773, 52967807_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A fox of inexhaustible smugness

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:47:37 2015 No.14205440 >>14205436 She's all smug and happy, even though she's all chained up. What gives? Is she planning something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:48:02 2015 No.14205442 >>14205429 fugg, I want that elf to be molested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:49:36 2015 No.14205446 >>14205440 Planning? No, Anon. It's already been planned. The fire rises, husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:49:56 2015 No.14205448 >>14205440 Was getting caught part of her plan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:50:30 2015 No.14205450 >>14205421 They're shit monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:51:37 2015 No.14205456 >>14205450 The only awful one here is you with that awful taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:53:14 2015 No.14205461 >>14205450 Are you confusing Vampires with Mosquitos?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:54:11 2015 No.14205463 >>14205436 I want to hug a smug fox and tell her "It's not your fault."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:54:31 2015 No.14205464 >>14205461 No, they're both absolute garbage that should starve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:57:01 2015 No.14205471 >>14205464 That's not Lilim and Matango

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:58:16 2015 No.14205474 >>14205471 I'd marry a matango, though. They're perfect for those who don't have much going for them in life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:00:41 2015 No.14205481 What's the worst monster girl related thing you've had to suffer through?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:01:55 2015 No.14205486 >>14205481 /mgg/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:02:16 2015 No.14205489 >>14205481 These threads, before the exile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:02:56 2015 No.14205490 >>14205481 Shinmai Maou no Testament

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:03:02 2015 No.14205491 >>14205481 These threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:03:04 2015 No.14205492 >>14205481 the great exodus

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:03:13 2015 No.14205493 >>14205471 Lilims a best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:05:39 2015 No.14205504 >>14205481 My own writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:05:45 2015 No.14205506 >>14205481 This >>14205486 >>14205489 >>14205491 Before and after the exodus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:06:31 2015 No.14205507 >>14205481 EMG the Anime

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:07:39 2015 No.14205509 >>14205481 Writefag shitstorms. Why do these threads hate Bromont anyways?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:10:19 2015 No.14205516
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>>14205509
It's because when given the choice of becoming our Angel Combustion by the Serpentine Curve, Wheelseeker Frampt, Bromont betrayed us for Power-Walker Kaathe.

To lead monster girls down the long and arduous road of a dense, sweaty fog. But the wheel will continue to spin, now and forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:10:26 2015 No.14205517 >>14205509 >these threads You mean Bromont hateboner guy and who else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:10:38 2015 No.14205519 >>14205442 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:11:57 2015 No.14205523 >>14205509 >one autist >these threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:12:44 2015 No.14205525 >>14203326 >not wanting horse pussy disgusting, you deviant

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:14:32 2015 No.14205527 >>14205509 It's just one very, very buttmad dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:15:46 2015 No.14205531 >>14205516 Angel Combustion Fuck you, I just started playing that game yesterday. And I only stopped a few minutes ago because it crashed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:19:41 2015 No.14205545 File: 151 KB, 700x688, Vampire Holding Back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205326 >>14205341 >>14205396 This is magnificent.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:20:43 2015 No.14205548

>>14205509
There's this guy or maybe couple of guys who think he should be singled out for going to other sites. Even though plenty of other writefags also do this without any fuss. On top of this, Bromont goes to /tg/ where he also seems to have an angry stalker, so they're probably the same guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:22:05 2015 No.14205553 >>14204524 >wurms bodying alps and putting them in body casts Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:22:15 2015 No.14205554 >>14198111 You're pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:22:36 2015 No.14205556 File: 446 KB, 419x586, 138954343543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to defeat the galloping hordes! A hundred Centaurs with swords!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:23:49 2015 No.14205558 >>14204747 >you will never gimp yourself to be a level one adventurer and beat monstergirls to make anon shit his pants in rage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:23:52 2015 No.14205559 >>14205481 Metaknight or seeing Ahobaka's art wasted on NTR.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:24:20 2015 No.14205560 >>14205481 Transitioning here to /jp/ was pretty fucking crazy, looking back. Still, we seem to have adapted well enough to it. By that I mean we don't suffer for 1000 posts without images anymore like we did last year around now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:24:50 2015 No.14205562 >>14204832 >being a nerd >>14204943 Second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:25:44 2015 No.14205566 >>14205556 Make waaaaaaay for Prince Anon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:26:00 2015 No.14205570 >>14205517 To be honest I dislike Bromont mainly because his stories just don't click with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:27:05 2015 No.14205576 Would one be able to get rid of a monstergirl by generally not giving a fuck about her existence after being husbando'd, considering they're on part with each other in might if the girl gets the urges?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:27:24 2015 No.14205577 >>14205558 >Not wanting to fight your soon-to-be-lover Mayadere monster waifu in turn-based RPG combat and winning for her sake and the world's so she joins your party by your side These niggas don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:27:47 2015 No.14205579 >>14204966 >perfect wife >can't cook for shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:29:03 2015 No.14205584 File: 523 KB, 1000x1417, 1429058271957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205577 They never do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:29:42 2015 No.14205587 >>14205576 I want to make a monstergirl cry by running away after she captures/rapes me and declares me her husband!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:30:06 2015 No.14205589 >>14204966 >Perfect wife >Acts childish >Sucks ass at cooking >Almost snapped Darling's neck in numerous occasions >Envious >Attentionwhore

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:30:54 2015 No.14205593 >>14205577 >and winning for her sake and the world's so she joins your party by your side Shit mayadere would not waifu'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:31:18 2015 No.14205595 >>14205517 >>14205523 >>14205527 I refuse to believe it's one guy, or its a joke, or whatever. Maybe if it was for a week or so, but it's been going on for months. I think nearly a year. It can't be just one guy right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:32:04 2015 No.14205596 File: 238 KB, 728x1065, 1342678324786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205589 >Sucks ass at cooking I should take the point as a reminder, do not eat a Lamia's cooking if you value your health.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:32:10 2015 No.14205597 >>14205579 She's just gotta learn to follow a cookbook, then she'll be fine. But really, Darling needs to tell her she's not allowed to touch a single uncookced product in the refrigerator until she learns to follow a recipe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:32:36 2015 No.14205601 >>14205595 People are that spiteful. See mantisfag or fujoshit-kun

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:32:50 2015 No.14205603 >>14205595 You're adorably innocent, anon. Never change.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:33:19 2015 No.14205605 >>14205595 >It can't be just one guy right? >If_Only_You_Knew_How_Bad_Thing_Really_Are.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:33:39 2015 No.14205607 >>14205593 >implying she isn't that one rival whom you fight several times over the adventure before she joins finally These niggas just fuckin don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:33:55 2015 No.14205610 >>14205589 >Envious >Acts childish >Attentionwhore A lamia in love doesn't not want to share her husbando who would have thought uh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:34:06 2015 No.14205612 >>14205601 >>14205603 >>14205605 Well, he can't be doing this purely on that right? Is he at least getting paid? I could understand if he had compensation for it, he's paid right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:34:57 2015 No.14205614 >>14205595 >It can't be just one guy, right? >Right? Oh, boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:35:08 2015 No.14205618 >>14205612 >having faith in anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:35:25 2015 No.14205619 >>14205596 How would you feel about a Lamia who put in enough thought to actually make well and truly edible dishes for you; recognizing that her species' dull sense of taste makes her thoughts on the process useless?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:35:55 2015 No.14205622 >>14205610 What the fuck did I even write. Time to stop drinking and go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:36:03 2015 No.14205623 >>14205612 >He gets paid, right? He does it for etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:36:23 2015 No.14205626 >>14205584 Evil waifus a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:36:57 2015 No.14205628 >>14205607 If she stops being evil she's a shit mayadere.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:37:19 2015 No.14205630

>>14205610
Women can still outskill their opponents and secure their husbandos while not acting like a 10 year old having a tantrum.

This goes for shirohebis too. If they can't keep their husbands in line with their charms and resort to either being triggered, mindbreaking or violence against anyone, then they're too weak to have one yet. Hell, they'd not even be actual mature adults if they did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:37:49 2015 No.14205632 >>14205619 I would give her a headpat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:40:51 2015 No.14205641 >>14205619 I would love her until the day she dies. >>>/a/131522124

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:40:57 2015 No.14205642 >>14205545 Fuck you you're not allowed to like any of my brain farts. >>14205531 The game severely lacks BDSM gear perverts. Severely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:43:55 2015 No.14205659 File: 254 KB, 687x1000, 1400457889074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come have a drink, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:45:50 2015 No.14205666 >>14205659 What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:45:50 2015 No.14205667 >>14205659 Nah.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:47:10 2015 No.14205678

>>14205067
Excuse me?
Hyocorou, Neto netorare, delicious male ntr

Usagi Nagomu, kaihana-ochita-elf-tsuma filthy elf gets cucked

Ikajinashi, Eros&Agape

Mizuryuu Kei, my neighbor rina

Itaba Hiroshi, the same school

Junkie, Kuro no Gyakushuu, Kuro no Biyaku, Kuro's Aphrodisiac, revenge ntr

Get educated nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:47:15 2015 No.14205679 >>14205666 You are the catch

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:48:08 2015 No.14205683 >>14205659 I don't drink, but I mean I can give you a rimjob I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:48:14 2015 No.14205684 >>14205659 >that art HEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:48:21 2015 No.14205685 >>14205666 No catch, just a drink with a nice lady. Who may or may not be and evil empress.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:49:04 2015 No.14205686 >>14205678 All of them are terrible and you should feel bad for reading them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:50:33 2015 No.14205691 >>14205612 >he doesn't know about pettiness and rage chan >he doesn't know how their milk can make you go on until your body no longer functions, AND SOMETIMES BEYOOOOOND!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:51:10 2015 No.14205693 >>14205679 I'm not that much of a catch. >>14205685 This is a bad thing how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:51:36 2015 No.14205698 >>14205686 I feel great anon. NTR isn't even my go to but the dick wants what it wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:56:26 2015 No.14205706 >>14205685 >evil empress >bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:57:28 2015 No.14205710 >>14205596 >Darling will never de-virginize all the girls in succession in a whiskey fueled rampage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:58:44 2015 No.14205717 >>14205706 >evil waifus >good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:59:08 2015 No.14205719 File: 160 KB, 1200x1214, 859f18a4570e10282a023100ff2a4c66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let her husbando'd you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:00:06 2015 No.14205723 >>14205719 doesn't look like I'd have much of a choice if she took a fancy to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:00:16 2015 No.14205724 >>14205719 God no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:00:30 2015 No.14205726 >>14205719 I'd rather the original T Rex, even if she is the oldest girl in the park

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:00:53 2015 No.14205730 >>14205717 >He doesn't want a mayadere waifu who is evil with everyone but you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:02:16 2015 No.14205739 >>14205710 >Implying they haven't been already >Either by Suu, tentacles, or Darling's various limbs by incident Unless you're referring explicitly to their first dicking, in which case, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:02:33 2015 No.14205742 File: 118 KB, 1024x1024, 1bb44ead60a08b20f2dd536429dec134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205723 You could always ask T-Rex for help She will snu snu you as her reward though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:05:18 2015 No.14205753 >>14205659 Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:06:52 2015 No.14205758 File: 266 KB, 721x1024, 04_8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205742

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:07:23 2015 No.14205759 >>14205719 For what purpose? >>14205730 No, I don't, because evil a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:07:34 2015 No.14205761 >>14205481 Faggots that like alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:08:49 2015 No.14205769 >>14205759 >No, I don't, because evil a shit Look at this wannabe hero. Look at him and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:08:52 2015 No.14205770 >>14205761 Hey now, there's nothing wrong with Alps, leave them alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:09:21 2015 No.14205772 >>14205761 Faggots that like alps and hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:10:00 2015 No.14205776 >>14205759 >evil a shit You're a funny guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:10:24 2015 No.14205781 >>14205769 >implying

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:10:50 2015 No.14205785 >>14205759 >For what purpose? Anon playing dense won't save you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:10:51 2015 No.14205784 http://imgur.com/EghmV2V >TFW no stories based on this scenario

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:12:25 2015 No.14205793 >>14205759 >evil a shit. Sometimes evil is the only good we have left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:12:38 2015 No.14205794 >>14205785 Dense? If that picture is actual size there is no point in waifuing that unless you literally want to be used as a dildo, and that's not even getting to the girl herself...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:14:16 2015 No.14205799 File: 920 KB, 1280x720, 1443462503159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205794 >You will never waifu the Gigante >She'll never exaggerate her pleasure like a 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:14:21 2015 No.14205800 >>14205784 Elf licking lips.gif It IS a travesty my brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:16:13 2015 No.14205806 >>14205799 Jesus Christ those feet are disgusting. Troll's man feet seem cute by comparison. No they don't. Would still wreck a troll though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:17:13 2015 No.14205809 Most under appreciated mg?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:18:03 2015 No.14205814 >>14205809 Honeybee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:18:15 2015 No.14205816 >>14205809 Cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:18:35 2015 No.14205817 >>14205809 All the wonderland girls Prove me wrong. Prove every one of those have proper love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:18:48 2015 No.14205818 >>14205800 It's hard thinking of a feasible way to introduce a Suckbutt outside of her using his not-so platonic love for his sister as a loophole to get him to lose his V-Card and for her to recruit another Suckbutt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:18:53 2015 No.14205819 File: 403 KB, 638x900, 1444271624837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205799 You can walk along the beach together!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:20:19 2015 No.14205823 >>14205772 Faggots that like alp hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:21:43 2015 No.14205828 >>14205823 I'd cuddle an Alp Hellhound and love her! I just don't know if she'd be a sub or a dom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:22:11 2015 No.14205831 File: 123 KB, 394x600, Nereis1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205809

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:22:38 2015 No.14205835 >>14205828 Can we fucking not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:23:14 2015 No.14205840 >>14205835 Can we not what? You have to finish your sentence tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:23:42 2015 No.14205844 >>14205828 Alpfags are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:24:22 2015 No.14205846 File: 155 KB, 800x578, 1443889991677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FAT-BOTTOMED CATS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:24:28 2015 No.14205847 >>14205840 Can we not get into the whole sub or dom bullshit with Hellhounds which is the usual bait? >>14205831 Nereid a shit. Her lack of stories shows this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:24:37 2015 No.14205849 >>14205818 That easily fits, but really, MGs are gonzo as fuck, you don't need a reason for smut. Has the hentaiverse taught you nothing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:24:47 2015 No.14205851 File: 747 KB, 800x900, 1444523087922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205844 They are not Cancer, Cancer are wonderful girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:25:12 2015 No.14205854 >>14205847 >Nereid a shit I'll cut you

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:25:24 2015 No.14205855

>>14205784
I've had a idea among those lines
>Paladin-chan traveling with her squire
>She wants a piece of that, but can't because of her vows
>Sates her lust by having him give her massages and vigorous masturbation
>One day the squire is attacked by a succubus
>She rushes to save him, but the succubus's aura of lust, appeals to her pent up sexuality, and seeing the squire get molested ha her lose control
>Paladin and succubus team up on the squire, with the paladin riding him as the succubus helps her and teases the both of them, coaxing the squire to impregnate her, and for the paladin to accept it.
>After they finish, the succubus skedaddles off, having her fill of fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:25:39 2015 No.14205857 >>14205809 Define undeappreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:25:48 2015 No.14205859 >>14205846 That's a futa tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:26:02 2015 No.14205862 >>14205846 I'm all for fat asses, but that one just looks like it was filled with silicone or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:26:24 2015 No.14205864 >>14205846 Taking "Never skip leg day" to a whole new level, god damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:26:45 2015 No.14205866 >>14205851 >tfw you want to eat her >because she's a crab and crab are fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:26:59 2015 No.14205867 >>14205828 Probably meek/nervous until provoked, then she engages rape mode "Provoking" can be anything from teasing her to engaging small talk with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:27:52 2015 No.14205875 >>14205859 Into the incinerator it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:29:32 2015 No.14205885 >>14205866 >she's a crab Nope, she isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:30:10 2015 No.14205889 >>14205855 >paladin chan doesn't pin her down so he can rape her Ya blew it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:31:47 2015 No.14205899 >>14205885 I am clearly seeing a crab there. The crab is the sign of cancer. Are you blind or just lying to me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:31:59 2015 No.14205900 >>14205889 Why should she help the man she likes fuck another woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:32:20 2015 No.14205901 File: 83 KB, 640x427, 1444523540179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make a mucus toad and a soldier beetle do pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:33:51 2015 No.14205914 >>14205849 Yeah but from what I understand the one thing people bitch and bemoan the most about smut in here is either A) the writer, or B) the lack of a convoluted narrative to get off on

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:34:48 2015 No.14205920 >>14205900 Why would a man under a succubus spell not want to fuck a succubus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:35:53 2015 No.14205922 File: 26 KB, 293x224, 1412043684125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205914 >caring what a bunch of faggots who don't even write think

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:36:43 2015 No.14205925 File: 726 KB, 753x1100, VpnIvyF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205901 Arms crossed, Gunbuster style?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:38:16 2015 No.14205933 >>14205901 >"He's strong!" >"It looks like we'll have to use... THAT!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:38:42 2015 No.14205937 >>14205770 I want to send all alps to camps where they'll be gassed! People always say Hitler, but it was Himmler who came up with that shit right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:39:09 2015 No.14205942 >>14205925 I'd rather see it with the same "HI-HO SILVER, AWAY!" pose that the frog is doing in that picture. And the same expression.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:39:46 2015 No.14205945 KC Djinn when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:39:56 2015 No.14205947 >>14205937 Yeah, hitler only wanted to save us all

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:40:36 2015 No.14205950 >>14205920 The way I was imagining it, the succubus was just getting started when the paladin came in. So the succubus it thought it might be more fun to unlock the paladin's lewd side and share rather then keep him to herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:41:56 2015 No.14205954 >>14205950 Eeeeeh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:44:07 2015 No.14205965 >>14205947 Oh you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:45:18 2015 No.14205968 File: 648 KB, 1412x2260, 1444241885219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205937 >"You cruisin' for a bruisin' tough guy?!" >"B-Because if you are, maybe I can be your girlfriend?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:50:13 2015 No.14205987 >>14205968 >say you want all of a species >one of them hits on you Thing is I totally see this happening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:51:15 2015 No.14205991 >>14205968 I'd wreck that alp until she walks funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:51:34 2015 No.14205995 >>14205819 I genuinely want to make a Gigantes girl happy no matter what. I want to see her smile and feel at ease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:51:38 2015 No.14205996 >>14205987 *want to kill

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:53:23 2015 No.14206005 >>14205996 Too late, we know you want all of the alps now. All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:54:48 2015 No.14206009 >>14206005 Yeah, to die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:55:21 2015 No.14206010 >>14205987 Alps probably have a thing for bad boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:56:26 2015 No.14206015 >>14206009 Welcome! To Die!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:57:23 2015 No.14206022 >>14205922 https://youtu.be/F_7C8oN2klY?t=11 >Caring what the audience thinks is a bad thing >Telling me to basically not care about them But that leads down the path of The Bob

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:57:23 2015 No.14206023 >>14206010 Which girls have a thing for the slightly geeky boys who try their best to follow the rules and not piss off the higher-ups?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:58:31 2015 No.14206026 >>14206015 Come, Anon-chicken!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:00:12 2015 No.14206030 >>14206022 Parish theme 10x better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:04:16 2015 No.14206046 File: 405 KB, 737x1200, Kikimora_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be cleansed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:06:49 2015 No.14206056 >>14206022 I didn't say write something the thread hates and spam it endlessly for a fucking year then get pissy because "you don't understand why people hate you so much", I said don't wait hand and foot on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:06:56 2015 No.14206057 >>14206023 Probably delinquent girls like Hellhounds, Onis, and Werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:07:53 2015 No.14206060 >>14206023 succubi

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:07:55 2015 No.14206061 How hated is gentle, consensual prostate-teasing here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:08:33 2015 No.14206063 >>14206022 Pills here What monstergrill would help me with my addictions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:09:22 2015 No.14206065 >>14206061 Go back to /gfd/ you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:09:22 2015 No.14206066 >>14206046 Hello there, obsolete maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:09:51 2015 No.14206070 I want a nereid to hold a human girl's head underwater while I fuck her up the ass!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:10:13 2015 No.14206071 >>14205799 >Those hands on Troll >Those Feet on Gigantes Okaydo please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:10:32 2015 No.14206072 >>14206061 >>14206061 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:10:54 2015 No.14206073 >>14206061 People are really touch about anything even going near a guys butt, much less into it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:11:06 2015 No.14206074 >>14206023 Anubises (What's the plural for Anubis? Anubises? Anubii?). They'd probably like having a secretary that they could boss around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:11:40 2015 No.14206076 >>14206061 My ass is clenched so hard right now, that even a Mindflayer can't undo the mental AND physical barrier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:12:37 2015 No.14206080 >>14206023 Too many to count

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:13:16 2015 No.14206082 >>14206076 Is it gay to put things in your butt if it's three size D batteries used as a defensive measure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:13:37 2015 No.14206083 >>14206074 I use Anubi. I'd love to be one's secretary, trying my best to help her keep organized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:14:00 2015 No.14206084 >>14206074 Anusbus. Anus Bus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:14:05 2015 No.14206085 >>14206061 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:14:56 2015 No.14206088 >>14206082 >Alp with raiju-like characteristics I wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:15:32 2015 No.14206090 >>14206074 Anubis wasn't supposed to have a plural because it's a name. The name of one dude. Anubi, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:15:33 2015 No.14206091 >>14205742 I remember hearing somewhere that KC did want to make prehistoric MGs, but couldn't think of a way to implement it any setting. Maybe he made the Vampsquito to pull off a Jurassic Park kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:16:25 2015 No.14206094 >>14206061 i want a cute monstergirl to tickle my butt walnut homophobes can get bent

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:17:47 2015 No.14206096 >>14206094 >homophobes What? So you actually think it's gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:18:02 2015 No.14206097 >>14206091 >Dinogirls I wonder how far he'd go. There's a shit ton of Dino's

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:18:56 2015 No.14206100 >>14206061 I'd kill any girl who tried to put anything in my butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:19:16 2015 No.14206101 >>14206056 You have no idea how narrow the ice to tread is in the thread unless you're a namefaggot who has some kind of power.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:20:01 2015 No.14206102 >>14206096 >falling for that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:20:17 2015 No.14206103 >>14206091 I would love to see some dino girls from him. Maybe we'll get lucky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:21:10 2015 No.14206108 >>14206101 Are you new?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:22:27 2015 No.14206111

>>14206091
>but couldn't think of a way to implement it any setting
Big fucking island is discovered in the middle of the ocean. It's full of dino-girls and also a tribe of amazons stronger and taller than the average one. There you go.

Or just make some guy to be Columbus and discover a new continent called Lustria

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:23:11 2015 No.14206112 >>14203773 I absolutely love this album.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:23:40 2015 No.14206114

>>14206090
I'm honestly wondering why KC chose to make Egyptian gods normal monsters instead of actual gods. Apophis probably could have been a cool concept if he made grapesnake more like the mythology: an eldritch abomination snake god who is the living embodiment of pure chaos and was prophesied to cause the apocalypse by swallowing the sun.

Apophis was also trapped in a prison for eons, locked in a constant battle with Bast (the cat goddess) in order to keep him from escaping. So that might be a cool way to work in that cat god that KC's mentioned before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:24:56 2015 No.14206117 >>14206096 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VG1bj4Lj1Q

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:28:05 2015 No.14206125 >>14206114 Nah, I prefer them as a species instead of a singular entity. Then again, I'm also the sort that doesn't mind all the Gods being cute girls, despite the fact I remember some anons sperging over the fact Ares is a woman in this setting.

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