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Have any of the touhous lost their virginities?

Who are they and who did they lose them to?

>> No.14196081

Nope. None. They don't even have boyfriends la la LA LA LA I AM NOT LISTENING

>> No.14196086

All, Yukari.

>> No.14196088

ALL ARE PURE

THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY BOYS THERE TO SULLY THEIR PURITY

>> No.14196138

Junko is canon non virgin

>> No.14196143

Me
I fucked all 2hoes

>> No.14196151

Yukari acts tough, but would be flustered if anyone even kissed her. Yukari is a pure maiden.

Ran however, is probably a raging slut who would do anything for fried tofu. Chen will probably suffer from Ran's influence.

>> No.14196164

Junko. Seiga. Watatsukis. Suwako.

Sanae (slut).

>> No.14196168

>>14196143
Yukari, get out.

>> No.14196322

Let's not ramble about such crude subjects.

>> No.14196326
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Men have fancied mermaids for hundreds of years. I highly doubt that given her myth that she is still a virgin.

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>>14196151

>> No.14196338

>>14196326
how can one fuck mermaids if they don't even have pussies

>> No.14196341

>>14196337
WIll you cut it out already? I hate you and I hate motor whatever. Goddamn homos in denial.

>> No.14196350

Probably all of the taoists

>> No.14196414

>>14196143
Same tbh

>> No.14196457

Suwako and Junko have canon children. Seiga was married. The Moonbitches are married. Miko probably had a few children as the crown prince.
Am I missing anyone?

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Sam took Youmu's virginity shortly after taking this photograph.

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>>14196457
>The Moonbitches are married.
Define moonbitches. Becuase I always think moon bitches = Eientei

>> No.14196482

>>14196472
The watatsukis. You know. The actual bitches.

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>>14196482
>The actual bitches.
Kaguya is a bitch, sending people to torment poor Mokou.

>> No.14196500

>>14196457
Think that's the main ones, the characters based on actual mythological characters are generally likely to have been fooling around because mythology's full of that shit.

>> No.14196508

>>14196500
>because mythology's full of that shit
>Greek myths all over the media
>None of it has Zeus raping everything with a pulse.
It's a damn shame so few stick to canon.

>> No.14196531

Aren't mating seasons canon?

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>>14196457
How about Parsee?

>> No.14196617

Junko fell in love at a young age with a man who cared about her. They were wed and they had intercourse. They had a son. This is very sweet

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>>14196073

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>>14196073
Junko raged so hard at the death of her husband and son that she turned into a spirit of vengeance. Seiga had a family, but she abandoned them for a near eternal life . Suwako have descendants.

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>>14196151
Ran is a power bottom!

>> No.14196725

>>14196648
Yukari beats Ran because she gets all the dudes.

>> No.14196736

>>14196620
The two moonbitches have husbands so they probably fucked.

>> No.14196764

>>14196338
I need answers.

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>>14196648
>power bottom
I've never heard of such a thing until now
But I love it!

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>>14196341

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>>14196338
Mermaids reproduce through Paizuri.

>> No.14207319

I banged Youmu so hard she became a fucking dork.

>> No.14207514

>>14207319
She became a penis?

>> No.14207591

>>14196138
Does this mean Junko is one of the Old Maids?

>> No.14207745

Sanae is a desendant of Suwako. therefor suwako has had sex.

>> No.14207751

>>14207745

Gods can just CHIM descendants if they want. I think Amaterasu did that one time. And, y'know, Jesus.

>> No.14207827

>>14207751
I don't think anyone said God didn't come down to earth to spermwash Mary.

>> No.14208957

>>14207751
Yeah, but where's the fun in that? You know how Suwako is, she probably scouted the land for the wisest, strongest and best male he could find and raped him.

>> No.14209009

>>14196617
It's too sad what happened after. Especially since we'll never get to see that shota 2hu.

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