Monster Girl Thread

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Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

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First for punishing mauses

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1st for loli kitsunes continue.

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>>14192011
That fucking noise, man. Mosquitoes have the most annoying sound.
>>14192013
Third for being punished by meeses.

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>>14192013
>>14192014
Damn, so close.

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I wanna brush that hair

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>>14192011
Personally I'd prefer a Christmas Cake Mosquito.

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>>14192014
Posting again for prosperity

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>>14192019
They apparently can store blood in their breasts.

I want to see one have a blood drinking contest with a vampire.

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>>14192011
If an Alp stutters in the winter, does a Yeti think he's cold?

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>>14192023
Fuck that shit. I ain't going anywhere near blood titties.
Mosquitoes a shit.

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>>14192023
Eh, I don't like weird proportions. big breasts with small thin bodies does not work.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14192011
might as well repost it

all right, some related translations from his twitter (not much this time)

>they get pregnant relatively easy for a monstergirl and lay a rather vast amount of eggs, but nowhere near as much as normal mosquito do

>They can carry infectious demon realm diseases. And while they exclusively target men to suck blood, if a woman would be attacked, she'd not only monsterise, but also gets infected with said disease

>they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest. Also MAMONO MANA allows for long time preservation and amassing of blood
So I guess the more blood they keep sucking, the bigger their breasts might get. I had a hunch about this after looking at their design

I also noticed that both nectar and blood are listed as main food source, so they kinda combine both male and female (regular) mosquito in that regard

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>>14192025
Hnnng

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I want to get thrown in the Khepri pit.

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>>14192023
Do they lactate pink milk?

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>>14192011

Was KC inspired by One Punch Man?

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Fat fluffy harpies

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>>14191984
Best when bottom-heavy.

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>>14192025
>>14192029
No! That's forbidden!

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>>14192032
Maybe.
Would it be strawberry flavored?

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>>14192023
>They apparently can store blood in their breasts.
What if you let one drink enough blood to become an oppai mosquito then tricked her into drinking holst milk?

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>>14192031
I want to get set down gently in the Centaur Pit.

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>>14192039
She get's bigger than big and you now have a mosquito pinned down by her own breasts and left at your tender mercies.

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last kc girl is almost as bad as horse pussy

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>>14192044
Agreed.

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>>14192011
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=299783

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>>14192037
Paw holding will be censored, it's ok

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>>14192056
Yep.
I want to do that to a vampire mosquito.

Easier to molest that way.

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>>14192044
Nothing wrong with horse pussy

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>>14192044
We'll see what you dirty nay sayers have to say after the glorious Wonderland Centaur is released!

Then Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom's will reign supreme!

And god help you when Wonderland Spider gets released...like an Ushi-Oni but with Cheshire powers!

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>>14192076
>an Ushi-Oni but with Cheshire powers!
I want one. Would she be smug too?

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>>14192076
>And god help you when Wonderland Spider gets released...like an Ushi-Oni but with Cheshire powers!

How about a flying Ushi Oni based off of this?
http://i.imgur.com/hdH1j0n.png

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>>14192076
I'm going to sneak a loli potion into the waterways of the horse pussy and spider pussy kingdoms!

Let's see them try to take over anyone when they are all tiny!

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>>14191910
Of course! The greatest responsibility marrying her and making sure her maus tummy stays big with cheese

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>>14192011
Fan art of her with a pregnant with twin tier tummy full of blood when!?

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>>14192085
You fool, then they'd take over our hearts.

Who could resist head patting and hand feeding a cute and tiny centaur?

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>>14192028
It's okay I guess.

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>>14192011
>vampire mosquito
Too spooky 4 me
Where is their proboscis? How do they suck blood? Is it like picrelated?

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>>14192088
But now she's too big for your lap!
And cowgirls out of the question.

You'd need to use the missionary position on her and help her up afterwards!

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>>14192095

I could.

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>>14192095
Anyone can!

Do you think they'd worm their way into our hearts by trying to put on their now comically oversized armor?

I think not!

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>>14192102
Then you're the real monster.
>>14192105
>Tiny Centaur in huge armor pouting as anon head pats her
>"Take me seriously human"
>"R-really I mean it"
>"Is that a carrot? Consider yourself spared fool"

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>>14192094
Give it a few days, Pixiv should have some deviantart-tier art of her

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>>14192113
>Then you're the real monster.

Nah, just dead inside.

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>>14192011
Someone's doing alternate openings of bikecop harem members
>>>/a/131918001

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>>14192076
would Wonderland centaur be a pegasus centaur with huge pink fluffy wings and giant tits?

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>>14192099
Nothing it too big for my lap! My lap will be made of Adamantium to support all chubby/tubby/fatty monster girls!

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>>14192135
Then enjoy owning the world's biggest mouse.
One who deserves the 'large' part in her species name.

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>>14192115
I'll top that.

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>>14192135
Just don't make her bigger Anon.
At this rate she's going to be unable to move due to all the cheese you'd be putting in her.

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>>14192156
But she might scurry away!

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>>14192162
Anon, she can barely scurry five feet before she's winded.

You can catch her at a brisk walk!

Besides, her big ol behind and boobs are good enough as they are right? Poor thing can't even see her feet.

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>Tommy the veteran won't ever be finished

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>>14192168
>Blind Anon won't ever be finished
>Paladin Mike won't ever be finished
>but goddamn Anonymoose shits out bullshit chapters like its nothing

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I want to lick the midriffs .less draws

When is he going to draw his angel's midriff?

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>>14192184
>those paws
Now that's how it's done.

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Do we even have an archive anymore?

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>>14192165
Feet are overrated! Just like good ol Zeong Taught me!

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>>14192184
Midriffs were made for lickin'

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>Tiny Electric Hearts will never be finished

Either warm my heart, or break it entirely, but please don't leave me in this hellish limbo of not knowing. That story could've gone anywhere.

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>>14192196
This is so wrong, and yet so right. I'mma go to town on her.

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>>14192184
That's a pretty good Kokonoe.

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>>14192194
I think I heard "Warosu" in the previous thread. It's a shame they don't archive /co/ though I need my fucking comics

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>>14192184

Where is her lollipop!?

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>>14192194
>>/jp/

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>>14192211
You are her lollipop

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>>14192194
It's "archive.horse" now.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14192196

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>>14192210
>>14192212
Thanks
>>14192215
That doesn't have a /jp/ archive.

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>>14192222
>Painted toenails
I think it'd look better with normal. But otherwise pretty sweet. I like me some tough Alp.

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>>14192222
What's wrong with its nails?

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If your waifu got tattoos that are based around her species, how badass would she look?

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>>14192222
Oh hell yes!

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>>14192223
Use warosu.

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>>14192235
I'd smack her lightly with a newspaper and scold her for wanting to get a tattoo.

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>>14192235
Eh, she's definitely got the tribal tattoos thing going on, what with the wavy lines and the arrows.

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Did someone mention lickable midriffs?

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>>14192235
Very. Crows are cool.

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>>14192011
>>14191945
>Fucking hell. How many archives do we need to go through before we get it right?
How many has it been, anyway?

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14192226
>>14192231
I'm not too fond of it myself, especially since pink feels kinda out of place overall

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>>14192235
If it's a Yakuza style mural, I don't care.

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>>14192244
I like her palmable underboob.

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>>14192244
That one seems like a bitch though.

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>>14192235
>Vampire
I'm not sure what tattoos would she have

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>>14192235
my Jubjub with a wing and hearts tramp stamp, badass, probably not, but oh so slutty.

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>>14192235
Which monster would have the most badass tattoos?
I say either Raiju or Ghoul.

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>>14192262
a Triad oni woman

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>>14192257
Bat wings or a full moon.

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>>14192244
>More delicious brown akantor
This pleases me.

Was almost ready to wish you a fun vacation, but that's just a very detailed crotch plate.

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>>14192256
She's a pretty shitty character that's turning into the next Laska.

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I missed the updated version of this picture.

Someone has it?

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>>14192235
>Anubis

Question marks on the small of her back, mirroring her exclamation marks.
Parentheses around her navel.
Greater than sign on her left buttcheek, lesser than sign on her right buttcheek, both pointing to her anus.

When I ask her why she got them, she'll say it's because she's so punctual.

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Ashita no Joe sure is great. Which MG would make the best hot-blooded boxer?

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>>14192286
I'm sorry but after hearing that I can't help but imagine pic related.

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>>14192011
Why do I get the feeling that OPM inspired KC to do this?

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>>14192286
I've always been curious, are their !!'s a genetic thin that they're born with, or is it a tattoo that they get as a coming of age thing?

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>>14192011
>>14192098
So I take it then that I'm the only one who noticed, and was suitably disturbed by, it running down her chest and stomach?

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>>14192294
>>14192033

This is my form from 800 years ago, when I was at my most incredible!

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>>14192257
Maybe a dragon for Vlad.

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>>14192293
>MG tries to infiltrate a major business
>"Business, business number, is this working?"

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>>14192310

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This new girl annoys me more than it should. I live in South Florida, so it's humid all the damn time and mosquitoes swarm everywhere after sunset. How am I supposed to like something that is the bane of my existence every night?
Granted, Vamp Mosquito has a cute design and a nice color scheme, but so far those are her only redeeming qualities.

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I want to slap a mosquito with a newspaper!

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>>14192295
I don't think there is a canonical explanation for what they are, so I think you can just make up whatever you want for them.

I throw around a few ideas about what they could be in the empty expanses of my mind, sometimes.
Are they something all anubi are born with?
Are they something which appear when they go through puberty/ reach maturity?
Are they a way of showing that an anubis is ready and able to conceive a child, like some sort of Womb Notification?
Do they appear on anubi who possess strong magical/spiritual talent, showing that they're capable of guiding souls in the afterlife?
Could they be something bestowed upon an anubis by a pharaoh she serves under?
Are they just some magical, morphing rune which indicates an anubis' mood? Do they turn into hearts when an anubis is aroused?
Do they make the alert noise from Metal Gear Solid when you poke them firmly enough?

These are all things I've asked myself and thought about in the past.

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>>14192325
>How am I supposed to like something that is the bane of my existence every night?
Pull her mask off

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Christmas cakes are olev.

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>>14192332
That's no Christmas Cake, that's a foxy grandma.

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>>14192327
>Do they make the alert noise from Metal Gear Solid when you poke them firmly enough?

>you've finally convinced your anubis waifu to calm her ass down for once and relax
>she's gotten into MGS after visiting the games store next door
>the two of you are cuddling after sex in the bed
>you reach down to rub her tummy and accidentally poke one of her exclamation points
>https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk plays
>she jumps a foot and a half in the air and yells "THEY'VE FOUND ME!"
>you have to calm her down while trying not to burst out laughing

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>>14192076
>People still deny horsepussy
>When Pegasii cover the air
>Sleipnirs and their Jomsviking husbandos cover the land
>Kelpies cover the sea

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>>14192338
Eh, whatever.
It'd be even better if she was my auntie though.

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>>14192332
I want to be seduced by that lovely Foxy CC.

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>>14192273
Have you actually read the story she's from, or are you making an empty comparison based on the fact she has artwork?

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I want to crash a plane into Alps!

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>>14192368
With no survivors?

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>>14192364
It's moreso the fact that she's in my opinion, an uninteresting character from the story and the fact that EVERY update has some kind of artwork that was commissioned is like a small "I have money, so I must shill" to try and make her likable.

Hell, I don't even like 90% of the OCs in the thread with the exception of a few characters like the soldier from Peterdnzl's Spider and the Fly because they're actually flawed individuals over "Blacksmith's daughter", "I'm Brienne of motherfucking Tarth".

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>>14192368
You are doing Allah's work, anon.

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>>14192373
Of courshe. The tricky part is getting all the stuttering faggots in one place though.

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>>14192378
>I don't even like 90% of the OCs in the thread
So you read ALL of it?

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>>14192368
>>14192383
>Allah's work
>Not doing the work of YHWH
>Not DEUS VULTING all over the Alps

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>>14192339
>Sex with anubis with the lights off
>Hit her alert buttons
>Suddenly, she rolls out from under you
>You hear scrambling as she jumps out from the bed and runs off somewhere
>Confused, you get up, and walk across the bedroom to the lightswitch
>You flick the switch, lighting the place up, and scan around
>The anubis is nowhere to be seen
>However, there's a conspicuously large box by the open door
>With two holes cut out the top so two tall, black-furred ears can poke out from within

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>>14192310
>>14192319
man, I miss that time in Soul Eater. Shit was cool.

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Beelzebubs and Vamp Mosquitoes are cute!

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>>14192378
> Brienne
Just because a female character doesn't remember their biological mother and has martial prowess doesn't make her Brienne.

And who cares about the art? Would you rather have him dump it all at once? It's OC. And more OC is good OC.

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Wanna lick it

Gonna lick it

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>>14192395
Adorable. We need a pic of this from one of our cute drawfags like Loen or Lawyer.

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>>14192392
I've read enough to come to the conclusion I don't like the character.

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>>14192418
I meant all the writefaggotry in the thread, not that one story.

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>>14192407
Indeed they are, imagine being caught in a tug of war between them
>"I seen him first"
>"I smelled him first"
>"You're disgusting"
>"You're one to talk you filthy blood sucker"
>You want to tell them you'd gladly accept them both but they're so angry that you decide to stay quiet

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>>14192422
While he is entitled to his opinion, I get the vibe that anon is like the earlier d/ic/k who wants to hold content here to "muh standards."

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>>14192426
I see.

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>>14192411
Not just lick, marry

gonna marry it

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>>14192411
Those are perfect feet. I'd go for them if they belonged to a good monstergirl.

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>>14192432
You can't marry a foot.

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>>14192435
When you marry a girl you also marry her feet

Think about it

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>>14192394
>YHWH
This is what the jews call their god. I serve no jewish god.

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>>14192440
He Jesus' daddy tho.

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>>14192411
And I just finished masturbating to this

Thanks less

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>>14192425
>While the flying pests argue, anon gets claimed by an Arachne

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>>14192451
How it should be.

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>>14192394
>>14192440
Well there's always this guy?

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>>14192465
>Paladinfags read Bleach

I knew it.

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>>14192028
Everything about this terrifies me.

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>>14192473
Agreed.
>Lich experimenting with Matango spores
>One dangerous sample gets loose and infects a Vamp Mosquito
>Vamp Mosquito starts spreading the disease
>Pretty soon there are whole hordes of mobile Matango walking the streets and infecting more people
>AMC's The Walking Shrooms

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>>14192426
I don't care if the stories aren't up to my personal standards, just don't expect me to care about a character that I don't enjoy by throwing money at artists over the internet.

It didn't work for Laska, and it won't work for Magma-Tits, imo.

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>>14192465
Series has been shit for a long time. Should have just ended it when Aizen got one-shot (Why even bother making your villain all-powerful if the MC can literally just develop a power to one-shot him, Kubo? It makes no fucking sense...)

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>>14192028
Wait, diseases? Like the lewd hay fever, but like, malaria?

What would lewd malaria even be?

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>>14192484
I don't even want to know.

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>>14192465
>Arc has been going for over 3 years now
>Can't even see the tiniest pinprick of light from the end of the tunnel
I fucking hate this series, but I've spent so much time reading it that I just want to see the end.

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>>14192465
>YHWach
>Literally "My Headcanon Beats Yours": The Character

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>>14192488
I know anon. I know...

>>14192489
It's more like "I understand your headcanon, therefore I can ignore it."

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>>14192484
>>14192486
There's already illnesses and diseases covered in the MGE Wiki.

SPOILERS: they end in sex

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>>14192490
I want to know what happened to murder loli, unless she's fucking Captain Eyepatch Super Saiyan Edgelord's sword

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>>14192482
Except you're fundamentally wrong about the purpose of the art in this instance.

Laska was all .less drawing his waifu while he was still butt-buddies with Bob.

Magma-Tits is just OC until it's shoved in our faces every thread. She's the same as Moose commissions are.

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>>14192498
Last we saw she was turned into a cookie person, broke all her cookie bones, and then disappeared leaving only her clothes. She, like many things in Bleach, have just been pushed aside to focus on endless exposition about the latest power up in a fight.

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>>14192506
>Magma-Tits is just OC until it's shoved in our faces every thread.
She was only posted once in the previous thread, anon.

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>>14192511
I honestly stopped caring about Bleach's story when Gwyn got oneshot by Chosen Undead's Lightning Zweihänder +5.

Seriously, fuck you Kubo.

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>>14192514
So then it's fine, as I said.

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>>14192235
would you get a matching tattoo of your waifu's tattoo? if you had a harem would there be any patch of skin unmarked?

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Fluffier than Fluff itself.

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>>14192528

Wendigo + 9 tailed kitsune?

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>>14192506
>magma-tits
Wait, are we talking about lava golems? Why would anyone be upset with them?

>>14192522
How common are harems, really? I'd count myself lucky with one girl. Two or three would just feel unreal.

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>>14192528
>I am become Mofu, fluffer of worlds

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Does this thread accept monster boys? What if they are cute?

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>>14192534
Y U R I
U
R
I

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>>14192539
Lose the dick and we'll talk.

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>>14192537
I can't be assed to remember the name of ELH's Not!Akantor/Not!Pyroclasmic Dragon cunt so that's what I refer to her as. Lava Golems are love.

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>>14192534
Double the mofu, half the awawawa

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>>14192539
The only good monster boy is an alped monster boy

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>>14192539
No anon, that's verbotten. Cute though.

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>>14192543
nice meme

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>>14192539
lowqualitybait.jpg

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>>14192539
Anon, look at the title and ask yourself that same question.

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>>14192539
This isn't the place for it, but I'd be proud to call that my son.
If it only had darker scales.

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>>14192539
No.

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>>14192550
>alps
>good
Huh?

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>>14192559
Why would you want your son to be a trap?

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>>14192557
Reminder that yuri is 100% monstergirl sex yet isn't allowed in a general dedicated to monster girls

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>>14192562
i am stating my own opinion, not repeating the threads.
No I am not an alp shitposter, and I am honestly sad that allt he shitposting with/about them has ruined them for these threads mostly

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>>14192564
/a/ taught me that traps a cute. I won't bring that noise here though.

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>>14192564
That doesn't look like a trap, just a cute shota.

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>>14192539
Here's the reply, anon.

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why are you all so afraid of having a son? Even human boys never show up here, let alone the backlash against monsterboys. I'd love to have a son.

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>>14192022
Oh my, oh indecent.

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>>14192593
Then have a human son you faggot.

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>>14192593
>human boys never show up here
Oh dear, some bitch from /hbg/ is accidentally on here.

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>>14192539
>Adorable
>Spats
I'd hit it.

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>>14192575
It might have been an interesting concept if retards hadn't decided to turn it into shorthand for 'I wanna suck dicks & fuck boys but I'm not gay because MAGIC'.

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Archive moe is dead?

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>>14192593
Sons born from monster girls would be an incubus and not a dragon boy only posted on an image board as bait.

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>>14192572
Ok so why are you even bringing that up?
>>14192577
I agree but like you said this isn't the place for it.
>>14192584
Eh either way.
>>14192593
Who said we don't want to have sons? Is this the thread where we talk about sons or about fucking monster girls, because there's your answer.

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Everyone's favorite time of the day is here!
Hide the lolis and kiss your waifu for the storm is upon us!

None will survive Unless you buy the Shekleberg 9000 storm protection unit!

Order now and you get three custom fitted survival jackets!

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>>14192522
>!.!
Yeah sure why not.

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>>14192600
I'm not ready in life yet for children. It's a long term goal. But why such hostility against the concept of having a male child?

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>>14192607
Well that's teh issue with many controversial things here. Even if people are having an intelligent discussion baiters and counter baiters will derail the thing to a shitflinging fest

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>>14192608
Yes, use the the other archive that's been mentioned half a dozen times in the thread.

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>>14192539
Fun fact: Male Elves and Dwarves canonically exist in the world of MGE, but they're either so sparse/reclusive it's a moot point. If anything the only reason for their continued existence is the fact that they can breed half-elves and presumable halflings that can get monsterized like Primera.

But of course, since KC is a typical Nip, a half-Elf is basically a pariah to its kin, human or otherwise.

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>>14192522
My waifu is a Holstaur and I'm of the sign Taurus so it could actually work.

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>>14192610
>or fucking monster girls
And yet, only daughters are ever mentioned. How strange.

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>Daddy-o, listen up! This thread ain't big enough for the two of us, nyaa

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>>14192628
She needs to get some blood into that other tit so they're both the same size.

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>>14192611
I say, that's seems a tad unnecessary, don't you think?

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>>14192631
Because those are monster girls and are cute, lets face it little boys are assholes.

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>>14192539
No. Leave

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>>14192610
>Ok so why are you even bringing that up?
I'm just saying, people get angry even about monster girl related topics, and it cracks me up that sometimes MG-unrelated stuff goes below the radar

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>>14192634
Man, it's been a long time, my old beanbag chair was starting to tear from use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
Words can not describe what this image makes me feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192640
>Implying little girls aren't attention whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192640
>little boys are assholes
... And little girls aren't? Have you ever interacted with children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
If you milk her will it spray blood? This is a very serious question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192539

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192470
Paladin here, not all of us. The porn is sweet though. Especially that crz doujin of Loly that dropped the other.

[Angry Masturbation]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192640
>>14192650
>>14192653
Either gender can be either way.

It's up to you to be a good parent to ensure they lean towards the "Cute" side, rather than the "Whiny Asshole" side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
Would molest and then feed even more blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
If I punch her in the boob, will she throw up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192659
I still regard Rukia as one of the most attractive anime girls around.

Moar qt3.14 ghosts pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192663
>Vamp Mosquito offers you a titfuck
>She has huge pink tits
>Once you come she bites your dick and drinks more blood
>Tits swell even more
>Asks for another round
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
Their shape and that left hand could use some work. Still, them blood tanks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192660
As small children they'll probably be whiny asshole no matter what you do past about age eight, though you can manage the degree a bit. They'll evolve along different lines of insufferable little shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192672
>bites your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192672
Go back in time and slap myself for even considering hanging out with creepy bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192678
>Implying that's worse than getting your dick stabbed, electrocuted, burnt, crushed, etc
MAMOMOMANA

[Anonymous No.]

You're watching the fireworks alone when this chick pushes you down to the ground and pulls out her hairpin letting her hair down. You know it is imminent.

What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192667
>Nemu>Cirrucci>Tatsuki>Hizune>Lisa>other megane>Orihime>Yoruichi>Rangiku>Soi Fon>One armed bitch>blonde bird bitch>the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192684
Engage taser.
Get the fuck out of my personal bubble, weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192672
Flammen. Werfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192672
>Bites your dick, not to inject venom
>BUT TO SUCK OUT YOUR BLOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192684
>use [Dragonrend]
>go home, fireworks are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192684
Bear mace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192684
Accept it. Ask for cuddles later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192692
IIRC mosquito blood has sedatives, there are high odds that KC will make the vamp mosquito have aphrodisiac saliva that causes the man to never run out of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192684
Rip off her ears. Don't like her face.

>>14192682
>electrocuted
You're not burning and your nervous system is just fine
>stabbed
Yes we all know manticores and girtablilu a shit
>burnt
No such thing
>crushed
see above

Basically, if you're into penis harm of any kind you deserve to die.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't monster girls be more like men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
I'm liking this new girl more by the minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192701
I wouldn't even be suprised. The concept of mamono mana becomes even more retarded as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192701
>never run out of blood

My suspension of disbelief is starting to run thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192707
Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192704
>You're not burning and your nervous system is just fine
That's only because of mamomo mana, knowing KC he'll do what >>14192701 says and make the bite pleasurable and nonharming

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192707
Would should they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192707
Excuse you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192688
>>14192697
>>14192698
>>14192704
>Muh strong independent man don't need no monster girl
Gotta love when human boys cry about "muh consent"

>>14192699
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

How would yetis handle Philip Jacobs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192714
Listen here you little shit...NO ONE. IS PUNCTURING. MY. DICK!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192718
I ain't going down without a fight. That's how I know I've found the one.
>>14192719
Man the sketches in the second one sucked compared to the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192718
>lilimposting
The perfect way to end any exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192718
>muh just accept the rape shitposters

Suuuuure traitors aren't a thing anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192701
>Sedatives
>Not anti-coagulants like any intelligent plasmavore

Mosquitoes truly are shit at everything BUT malaria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192628
>>14192654

That's some real /d/ shit right there. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192725
IRL mosquitoes have both, a sedative to prevent pain from alerting the host, and anticoagulants to drink as much blood as needed. I just ommited that part becuase it seemed like a given

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192707
I'm not sure why you'd want that. Do you mean more muscular? Aggressive? There are girls for that, but you need to define what you mean by 'more like men'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192672
>bites your dick
Nope. She could bite me somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192707
sounds like you need an Oni bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192723
When did people deny Traitors being a thing here? I'm proud to be a traitor for the superior Monster Girl side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192721
Little mouths and Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 were pretty good, but I think those were the two standout ones.
Definitely not as good as Two Brothers or Lucky Charms, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192723
But you should be honored a mighty and lovely jabberwock wants to have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192214

That's pretty lewd, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192707
>wanting MGs to be respectable, smart, virtuous and logical
for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192743
>lovely
>jabberwock
Wocks a shit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192734
When some bitches that can't handle the bant started menstruating all over the place. Likely /a/ newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never join the mile high club

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192745
Not original anon, but I want a bro monster girl who likes the same topics and things as men

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192743
I want a Jabberwock to Princess Carry me and then rape me in the middle of the town square, while groups of Monster Girls look enviously at her having her way with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192743
Dragons ain't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192741
Yeah those were okay.

I still need to catch up on the last episodes of S2 too and...oh right monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192755
You rang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192763
Heh, beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

We need mace for alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192763
I'd hit that

nohomo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192771
I'd cum inside that while holding hands

No homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192747
>>14192760
You're shit.

>>14192756
This man knows what a girl wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192754
Not dressed trampy enough. My penis remains asleep.

>>14192771
With a crowbar? Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192747
Bully!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give LSD to a Gandharva, play happy hardcore and flash strobe lights at her, and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192774
>girls want beta faggots
If only anon, if only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192774
>you a shit
I'm not the one with the one with the certifiably insane waifu with two freaky extra mouths and the ugliest feet of any MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192775
>With a crowbar? Me too.
That's a lot of hate for a creature that only wants some love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192771
>>14192772
Actually it is homo if you look at the other picture of that 'alp'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192762
The final episode is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

Found something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192779
Have you considered not being so ugly and having two weird, extraneous mouths?
>>14192774
>this man knows what a girl wants
If only that were true, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192785
Stage 2 alp is already safe territory, and if that's not enough I'll use the Cute Clause!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192784
And people in hell want ice water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192684
Commit sodoku.

I shall scar her for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192745
Is there something wrong in wanting a monstergirl who actually has some degree of intellect instead of thinking about dick 24/7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192792
>safe
>just some dude

Hue, BR is full of trannys and we ain't this gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192028
>They can carry infectious demon realm diseases.
>Vamp Mosquito with Pneumania
Oh lawd, I want this so much.

>they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest.
Itty bitty insect titties and big fat red mosquito tats! I'm liking them more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192792
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50453183
So you're saying this isn't gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192789
10/10 would paizuri all night.
Is it wrong that I want a demon to tease me for how much I love her breasts while she pumps me with them until I'm shooting blanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192798
Yes. Go date "smart" 3D and see how long you enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192806
Anon, that's not wrong at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192798
I suppose not, but I don't think I could ever consider these nymphomaniacs my intellectual equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192783
>and the ugliest feet of any MG.
If I had that picture comparing all the Dragon girl I'd post it. Because that is an objectively wrong statement.

>There are people who wouldn't want her as an oneesan
Sad, so so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192801
>Comparing a transgender to a person whose gender was changed in a fantasy setting

>>14192805
CUTE CLAUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192806
Nothing wrong with that, it'd be more unusual to not want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192783
But she's a big chocolate lovey dovey dragon.

>>14192782
>>14192790
What if she just wants a nice little boy to dote on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192789
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192807
>Suddenly Monstergirls are comparable to 3DPD deceitful women if they're a bit smarter than the average animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192802
I'm not sure about the diseases part, but the tits part is interesting

>Tits are full of blood
>They are hotter than skin because more blood is running
That would be an interesting feel during paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192806
It's well within the limits of a standard contract. You did sign the contract, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192798
Yes. Monstergirls think of nothing except sex.
The payoff for any happy monstergirl story will be sex, sex will be the main attraction of any monstergirl story, and if a monstergirl's encylopedia description doesn't focus on how good she fucks, then it's a bad monstergirl.

You want to hear about monstergirl traits beyond their sexuality? What are you, some sort of queer? You think you're better than us, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192781
Something like https://youtu.be/sd9SDPVfpR0?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192818
40kiddie pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192811
>CUTE CLAUSE
I'm just saying dude, I still would too but call it what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192824
>>14192827

>All these needless subtle hostilities out of nowhere because of a simple question

This place had smarter people in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192805
>posting non-canon pics
Ok?

>post connection errors + "wrong captcha"
Fuck you, Hiroshimoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192810
Wurms have better feet than Wocks and they don't even have legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192011
Mosquito girl is based as fuck. Think of all the tens, if not hundreds of thousands she must kill every year.

>Mos "the maleria carrier" Quito
>Mos "Nigger grave-digger" Quito
>Mos "Putting the west-nile in denial" Quito
>Mos "Arthropod Apartheid" Quito
>Mos "King Leopold's Pride" Quito
>Mos "Bug-net Regret" Quito
>Mos "Tanzanian Takedown" Quito
>Mos "Sent Mozambique up a fucking creek" Quito
>Mos "Say 'so longo' to the Congo" Quito
>Mos "Fuck UNICEF" Quito
>Mos "I've literally killed more subhumans than AIDS and Hitler combined" Quito

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192235
probably either just a bunch of japanese characters or some kind of japanese style yakuza tattoos, on account of inari being inherently japanese.

both of which I'm okay with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192808
>>14192815
But is it wrong for me to want to cuddle with her all day on a lazy day doing nothing but playing video games and watching TV together?

>>14192823
I'd sign a contract with an MGE Demon if it meant being loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192805
I wanna ask them to shoop that out. It would've been another okay picture otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192830
Oh I'm totally fine by calling it gay, but when it comes to deviation people here are more sensitive than a pimpe in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192838
They don't even kill people, brohan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192833
>Not recognising the abject facetiouseness and parody in >>14192824.

I concur with your statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192838
/pol/ please go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192845
Sarcasm isn't as easy to pick up on through posts on the internet as it is in a conversation, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192833
...I wasn't even replying to a question though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192841
That is minus wrong anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192846
>Implying this isn't a containment board too
Come on, anon. We know better than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192841
That's pretty much exactly what you'd already be doing with a mge demon for a wife. She'd probably heart pupil or at least sequel that she got so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192810
>oneesan wock
Where did this even come from? They seem more like CCs or OLs to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192853
Oneesan Jabberwocks have received limited discussion in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

Cllck! I've captured you in my frame of love! Now you have to be my boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192818
Remember that this thread is binary as fuck.

If you're not for something, you're against it.
If you don't post angrily about [thread triggering subject] then you're the cancer who allows it to take over here.
If you don't like tall, busty monstergirls, then you must only like lolis small enough that your dick reaches their heart when you jam it in.
If you're not a sissy little femdom faggot, then you're a brutish, alpha-wannabe domestically violent maledom fag

And if you point out just how ridiculous any of that is, you'll be called a "fence sitter", and be shitposted at by people who think you're better than them because you don't care enough to pick a side and take these threads seriously like the sort of autists who populate /v/.

Wow, I'm angry today. I need a slimegirl I can squeeze for stress relief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
I'm sorry, do I know you? I'm in a hurry, I'm meeting my girlfriend at the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192859
Huh. I don't remember it, but given this thread's limited discussion cycle I don't doubt that it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
Why does she have a Bugle on her horn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192853
>OLs
What? Anyways Jabberwocks have been onee-san staples for a long time. They have that vibe to them, and one really great story about them was onee-san incest. It was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
Alright. I'm a sucker for cute horns and a beautiful blue eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192841
>Over protective Onee-san demon
>Just wants to laze around playing games, marathoning shows and having sex
>Every time you mention wanting to take a walk she distracts you with her charms or uses the "one more episode" trick
>To an outsider she'd seem possessive but she's just paranoid the world would hurt the love of her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192863
This place is becoming more and more like /v/ in every regard.

"The least shitty monstergirl community on the internet", they said. If that's still the case, there shouldn't even be communities about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192872
>OLs
Office Ladies. Like CCs, but more business-y.
>one really great story about them was onee-san incest. It was good.
You're right, that does sound pretty good actually. Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192811
Tell yourself whatever you want gringo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
I proceed to pick her up, take her to the nearest bed, fuck her till she can't talk or walk and is most definitely pregnant, and film the whole thing calling it 'my frame of love'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
Eye concur! Off to a romantic date we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192882
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192884
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192884
How romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that we have an Alp in M.C. Hammer pants and a Baphomet Onee-san, what can we expect for C?

A Crow Tengu jock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192880
There's a lot of crossboarders. I think that explains the shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192880
Door's right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
a cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>still no kumiho girl
Then again, the Wendigo did turn out to be shit so maybe that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
>that nose
>no fuzzy ears
>no paws
>scrawny legs
What is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
M is for manface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192892
Not just shitstorms, but things that just ruin the mood of anything at anytime if someone happens not to like something. Things like >>14192893, which happen incredibly often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192892
Always been that way. We're parts of /a/, /tg/ and /v/ with some /jp/ natives who joined the ride once the move happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192905
>I don't like it here, it sucks
>is still here
Gee, I wonder why things like >>14192893 happen? It will forever remain a mystery...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192887
Thanks for that, anon. I understand now. Onee-san jabberwocks are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192754
Jokes on her I learned Geppou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
"I've had my eye on you too!"

Then I proceed to nibble on her horn and cause her to blush and moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192911
>I don't like x about thing
>If you hate everything about thing why don't you just fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192911
Oh don't worry. Just passing by to point out how much these threads have fallen quality-wise. I wish it hadn't happened, but alas, all good things eventually rot away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192911
>I acknowledge that the place has faults
>I'll continue to act like an ass and offer unhelpful remarks regardless of valid criticisms

[Anonymous No.]

BIG Monoeyes!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chunni Valkyrie to listen to Manowar with and get fucking pumped with

I also want to tell her about my Martyr fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192923
she better give me a big daughteru to hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192925
Valkyries are great. If only there was more smut of them, or art, or writing in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192923
That's a tad too big for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192921
>valid criticisms
What a curious way to spell "being a complainer".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192925
Chuuni a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192938
What a curious way to spell "addressing the faults of the thread".

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girls would be best at smithy?
Would Lizard girls try to BFF them to get free weapons and armor?
What is the strongest material in MG World, besides male Dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192862
Dammit, not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192925
>I also want to tell her about my Martyr fetish.
For you or for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192941
Cyclops. It's literally in their bio.
>What is the strongest material?
I'm pretty sure it's demonic silver but I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192941
>What Monster Girls would be best at smithy?
Cyclops, that's literally been one of the main things about their mythology forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192941
If we knew what type of minerals existed in the MGE aside from demonic silver, I'd totally be able to answer this question.
Although I'm willing to bet stuff like Orichalcum and Adamantite exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192932
Or a big daughteru to hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192940
Everyone can "address" them. How about you do something about it instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192944
For going on to the field of battle and dying for a cause, as opposed to living for nothing. Fighting a one-sided rebellion, where victory is elusive, where no sane man would stand up. I want to face that army. Fight for freedom, independence, for man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192949
She's gonna be too fat to hug me from her mother producing tubs worth of milk a second after giving her mother Hathor milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192952
There are no heroes left in man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192954
I want to spoil my cute wife and daughter with Hathor Milk-laced sweets

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be canon shark girl next week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192938
>Guy explains how the threads are overly aggressive and cynical with every little thing, even when not suffering from shitstorms and fetish fights
>"Stop complaining!!!!!"

>>14192950
>How about you do something about it instead?
Says the guy perpetuating the problem itself. I ask you the same question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192950
Since he is an anonymous poster and not An Hiro he hardly can do anymore than address the problems he sees and hope that people agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192957
Well, you can always take up a cause. Who will stop you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192962
Patience, Anonymous
Patience

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192863
>not liking lolis that are small enough that you'll be pushing into her belly button when you're fully inserted.

that's one of the nice things about lolis, you don't need a foot long dick to make them go "S-so deeeeep~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192789
>succubus Selvaria
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192963
We do have a very good reason to be hostile to people forcing new ideas, since most of them just turned out to be whiny brats.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would be the best to watch Kaiju movies with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192978
A hotblooded Salamander who's constantly cheering for the Kaiju and is easily impressed by everything it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192976
>>14192963
Stop it. Both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tsuuun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192976
>people forcing new ideas
Even the ones that aren't forced are attacked, which is the issue I'm pointing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192976
nice shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192950
Well, it's a problem with people. Specifically, people like >>14192893 and >>14192911.

And unfortunately, you can't force people to change, really. The only way to give a person a different opinion is to have them come to the conclusion which changes their opinion in your favour themselves.
Also quite unfortunately, that shit's hard. Professional authors toil trying to get people to come to an intended conclusion through their own way of thinking, and it's difficult because everyone has a different perspetive, opinions, and way of thinking already.
So naturally when people try to push an opinion on this site, it happens quite ham-fistedly. They'll do what they can to force you to accept an opinion, degrade you for not doing it, and try to present reasons as to why their way of thinking is superior. That might be sound logic in their head, but not in your head.

And of course, with everything I've just said, you can swap "them/their/they" and "you", and it'll still be just as valid. It's simply how people work.

What I'm saying is that a hive consciousness of mindflayers is the only way to get people to agree with one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
That's a terrible Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192988
>Monoeye stares at me
>Stare back
>Devolves into a stare contest
>Win every time due to outnumbering her 2:1

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192996
>mindflayers
I'd rather have shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192984
She'd be the loudest in the room watching Godzilla films

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192988
Stop staring dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192996
If only you put all that autism into writing something worth reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193003
>desiring shitstorms because a certain monstergirl shittershatters a select few autists
Nah, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192978
Godzilla-chan
>"this American version makes me look fat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193016
The Big G was bearmode in that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192954
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193015
Consider your opinion noted, but disregarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193016
>G watches the first American Zilla
>"What the shit is this? I look like a velociraptor had sex with a Tyrannosaurus"
>G watches the new Amercan Godzilla film
>"Jesus chri- Middle ground! There's a middle ground! An in-between!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192988
Blue skin and black sclera looks better on demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193012
>Six lines
>Autism

Whatever you say. You kind of prove my point though. People will act like assholes just because they can, and disregard outside views and opinions because they don't want their own to be shaken up.

And besides, you act like anything here is truly "worth reading".
I think you're taking the thread a little too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193022
That's not even sarcasm. G in the new film was entirely based off of grizzly bears standing upright
Not even kidding

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193032
>I think you're taking the thread a little too seriously.
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193030
>That first comment
>Velocirex chan comes in
>'What's wrong with looking like a velociraptor had sex with a T-Rex?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193032
"Worth reading" is a statement dependent upon the value of time. The value of time is largely determined by the opportunity cost of activities. Since this is /mgt/, the only available activities are masturbate, eat hot pockets, or lurk in this thread. Since one cannot masturbate all day (face it, we've all tried) and they only make so many different kinds of hot pockets, fucking around and reading shit here is the only real activity available, other than sleeping. It goes without saying that the time value of reading this shit is higher than that of sleeping. Ergo, we may conclude that everything worth here is reading, even this overly long post about nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193043
>Gipsey danger-chan, Blue-chan, and TRex sempai all groan in unison
>"Oh boy, here we go."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192818
I want Ovaries and his 40kiddies to fuck off back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193032
>And besides, you act like anything here is truly "worth reading".
It's not like every writer here is objectively terrible or something. You could certainly do at lot worse and even at worst they're still better than shitty romance novels. Besides, what else are you doing with your time?

[Anonymous No.]

Halloween is approaching.

Would you accept a dare to spend a night at that abandoned graveyard on the outskirts of town?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5CxT0I4Ng8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193051
I just used some random picture I had in my folder that properly showed how fucking fed up I am with people like you. I don't care if it's 40kshit or not, as long as you get the goddamn point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193054
Why would I do that when my waifu owns a castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193054
Wearing nothing but a coat and my underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193054
What's the point if there are no undead cuties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193056
And I'm neither ovaries nor a fan of his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193016
I want to tell Godzilla-chan that I like her chuuni Mechagodzilla-chan fan/rival, and her cute imouto Biollante-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192877
An abstract kind of heartboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193059
To show you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193053
It wasn't my intention to talk smack about any writers, not in the least.

My point was pretty much summed up by >>14193047, though. There's nothing really more or less inherently worth reading here.

>Besides, what else are you doing with your time?
Watching C++ tutorials on Youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193063
A group of Ghoul Girl delinquents will show up eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193061
>coat and underwear
>not flashing some unsuspecting undead
>not streaking in a graveyard full of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193054
Sorry. I already have plans.

A midnight date for the two of us at some house on a haunted hill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0Gp2aenTI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193071
>Watching C++ tutorials on Youtube
If they're older than like 3 months, they could be partially redundant.

Just a heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193073
But delinquents are mean even if they are cute Ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193067
Biollante-chan is best godzilla girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193067
GREETINGS, GAMERA-CHAN HERE, FRIEND TO CHILDREN

ESPECIALLY CUTE LITTLE BOYS

WHERE ARE THEY SO I CAN BEFRIEND THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193065
>>14193056
Doesn't fucking matter, take your 40K shit back to /tg/ where you can lament the fact that Schlomo Shekelstein is ruining a tabletop game that's been around for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193069
What's the point? I'd rather spend the night cuddling with my waifu in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193082
Yeah, I've heard this about C++. It's a language that constantly updates and changes, meaning you need to keep up to be on top of the most current versions, or something.

Still, I've only ever putzed around with Python and Java. I'm sure even a tutorial 4 years old will be of some help to a beginner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193095
Well you're stepping on their turf.

But maybe if you explain it's part of a dare they might go easy on you.

Or maybe just grin at each other and slowly walk towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193103
I don't even fucking visit /tg/ you nignog. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193101
Define "little boys".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193101
Oh god what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193067
>>14193101
Jet Jaguar onee-san

BEEP BOOP I'M A SIZE SHIFTING ROBOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjzxaHLHCsg

>You will never grow up as a kid with an auntie Gamera-chan
>She'll never take you flying, fight all kinds of scary monsters, and do all kinds of fun stuff
>You will never experience childhood innocence, wonder, and merriment again, having pure adventures with a cool flying turtle hero lady
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193105
I suppose. The last overhaul was kinda significant, so even the basics might be old news now.

People will still use the old stuff, so knowing about it is always worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193112
The opposite of big guys, for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UACM_8q_Q
I want Auntie Gamera to steal a Martian Saucer and fly into space with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193106
Ghouls are good girls, I'm sure they wouldn't hurt me. And it'd be ridiculous to think I could feed them all so there wouldn't be any point in them trying anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193116
>You will never experience childhood innocence, wonder, and merriment again
Fuck, the more I think about this, the more depressed I get.

I want to go back, being grown up sucks. I want to go back to simple times, weekends sitting in front of the old TV at grandma's eating cookies and dreaming about if Pokemon were real. I miss childhood, I miss when everything wasn't cynical and bitter.

Monster Girls would make great childhood friends. Not even to do lewd shit with, just imagine if you had a friend who could breath fire and fly. Or could turn any part of her body into an object. I'd love to have years of fun and happiness with Monster Girls. No cynical bullshit, no politics, just toys, movies, video games, books, cookies, and dreams.

I want to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193141
Escapism can only get you so far. After that, you have to face mortality.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are so many Monster Girls smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193153
Which of those four girls is the most neutral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193153
>5 out of +170
>so many

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193152
Not if I build a place for monster girls. A place outside heaven, an Outer Heaven, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193159
Your inner faggot will always shine through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193163
Well he is an Alp, it's only natural anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193157
Kakuken.
She just wants to monkey around.
kakuken subspecies when
I want my fatass orangutan kakuken

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193157
Chesire?
>tfw your waifu is a meme Thanks Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193164
But girls can't be faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193145
>YFW chasing Cockatrice
>She's bullshit levels of fast
>It's raining now, a thunderstorm rolling in
>You can feel something calling to you as she kicks up a dust storm, sending off a sonic boom as she goes into overdrive
>It's calling you home
>Lightning strikes you, every nerve is on fire as you feel like your entire body is becoming one with it
>Time seems to slow down as you gain speed
>More and more and more
>Until it looks like the Cockatrice is moving slow to you
>She blushes furiously when she sees you catching up to her, smiling as she GOES BEYOND
>You're both running over seas, mountains, cities
>It's impossible to tell how many times you've circled the globe chasing her, both of your bodies look like bolts of movement, causing cars to fly into the air at the sonic boom
>When you finally catch her, the inertia in your molecules are keeping you both on top of the water of the Atlantic, you're somwhere between the USA and Britain
>They still tell tale of the noises of your lovemaking that day, recorded as The Bloops
>Crashing like thunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193171
No, but you can call her one while you fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192754
She looks like she pilots a fucking LEMON

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193174
>Fucking a cockatrice as you enter/become the speedforce together

That must feel insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193175
That you can, and quite possibly should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193174
>You'll never be a Cockatrice's track partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193179
But then she can call you a faggot for fucking a faggot right in her faggot pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193190
Except the word of a faggot means nothing, and she was a faggot way before I fucked her faggot pussy, making me not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE

It'd be like fucking a Raiju.

Fucking FANGASMIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193195
It's not about what she says, it's about sticking your dick in faggot pussy and becoming a faggot by association. You'd be doomed to faggothood the moment you bust a nut in that.
There'd be no way out but through by fucking the faggot out of a faggot Alp and I don't think you could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193206
>faggot by association
This concept is highly disputed among scientists and scholars.
Regardless, as long as I fuck her from behind, I should be fine. Only faggots get fucked from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193184
I'm far too busy procrastinating from writing to worry about such silly little things. None of the ideas are good, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193212
>Only faggots get fucked from behind.
I bow to your indisputable logic. This also reinforces that Alps should be taken from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh how curious! Somehow when you and your MG waifu awoke this morning you found that she had grown horns! Or in the case that she already has horns now has a different kind of horn.

roll a 12 sided dice

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

What number you get is what kind of horn she has.

Rolling a 1 being the imp type in the top left and a 12 being the multi type on the bottom right.

If your waifu already has a horn roll anyway. If you happen to get the same/similar kind of horns then roll again until you get something different

Would your waifu be bothered by this and want to get it reverse or would she not mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>7
A unicorn horn would just get in the way. So yes, get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232

2

Eh, 2 isn't that different from her normal dragon horns.

Though I'd want to undo it anyways, I like her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>4
3 would have been better, but a Lich with weresheep horns is good enough for me. Also, wasn't there a translated version of this? Or was it just that one with the types listed beside it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193223
Yes they should. They should also have naughty/sweet things whispered into their ears.

...Because that's what faggots like, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>12
>Punished Apep
Yeah, we might need to get that fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193239

there was just a translated list of names i think

the top row is Imp type, Satan type, Shroud type and Sheep type

and then the middle is Dragon type A and B, and Single type A and B

and lastly Oni type A and B and multi type A and B

it'd be cool to see if there is a translated version of the whole image though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
What the hell do you even call the type 2 and 3 horns?

>>14193223
>>14193212
>Only faggots get fucked from behind
>Penetration from behind has been proven to stimulate both the male and female more than missionary sex and has a higher chance of conception

Is this a ruse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>Familiar with Oni Type B
Weird but acceptable, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons, got bored again and decided I wanted to play another game with you guys. There isn't much rolling at all, promise.
I want you to envision your waifu. If you can't choose, then just use this.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Now pick a number between 1 and 6
I'll post 1-6 in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193242
How would I know? I'm no Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>Ushi-Oni
>Rolled a 3
Not bad. Could have been a lot worse that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193268
That's exactly what an alp would say in this situation.

I'm on to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Hellhound, 4.

Do your worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>Dragon
>Roll 6

Wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Kitsune, 6.

Let's see what you got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Mantis. 6.

Eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Rolled a werecat Werecat and 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193271
Rude! I'm not an Alp.
An Alp would be too busy squealing over how cute she looks in her newly brought frilly underwear and giving the big box of mail order toys that just came in a test drive. Alps don't have time to use the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Cheshire

5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
>Lizardman
>5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Vampire 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Dark Valkyrie
5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Kejourou, 2

Let's see what you got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Soldier Beetle. 4.
Come on gook superstition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Leanen Sidhe and 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193289
>alp
>frilly underwear
I require more information about this subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193289
>Alps
>Frilly underwear
Expand on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193289
>Alp
>Frilly Underwear
I want to help her try some on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Sure, fine, whatever.

Anubis 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Holstaur 4
Please let this mean she's a quadruplet and I get them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193309
Oh, something's going to expand all right~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266

1:She's into sensory deprivation, and wants to tie you down, blindfold you and lick whipped cream off your nude body.

2: She's a master masseuse, and has magic hands that she wants to use to give you a massage with a happy ending.

3: She's a serious sadomasochist and will often shake her ass in your face while begging you to spank her for being a bad girl. On the flipside, if you want her to, she's totally okay with dominating you instead.

4: She's a serious cuddleslut. Sex with her is slow, passionate, and involves her pressing her body against yours and keeping the two of you as close as possible while she whispers sweet, loving things into your ears. Expect leglocking.

5: She's got a fetish for worship. Roll a d4, if odds, she's into cock worship, if evens she's into breast worship.

6: She's into group sex, and will likely invite her sisters and friends over to reverse gangbang you every so often. As a trade-off she's perfectly willing to sub to you every other time the two of you have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193321
Her waistline right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
Sadist vampire it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Rolled a 4

Well, now I have a Lizardchick that loves cock worship.

Not a bad deal to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>cock worship Cheshire

I like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
A werecat who wants to worship my cock at all times. Okay, I can work with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325

>master masseuse Kejourou

fuck yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Picked a 4
Oh...
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Holstaur 4
This is exactly how I envisioned life with a Holstaur, or a Yeti maybe even a Troll, anyway so fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193348
Which one were you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Apophis
>Rolled a 4
Webm related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
Having a leanan sidhe lick cream off my naked body is a form of art

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
>>14193325
>Masochist Kraken
Oh man, my dick. I'm gonna fucking tie her up in her own god damned tentacles and walk her downtown naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193351
Cuddlesluts are the best.

I should know I am one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193313
>>14193325
>Sadomasochist Anubis who likes to give and receive spankings
Well...that's pretty good. 2 sounds great, but 3's pretty good. 4 too...

A combination of 2-3-4 would be utter perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>cheshire cat group sex addict
So, regular cheshire cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193356
>That tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192745
>thinks humans possess those

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Group sex with a Kitsune and her sisters.
Oh mein gott.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192667
Is that supposed to be Rukia? It looks a lot like the young homosexual guy in the medical squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Silent unblinking sex with a group of Mantis'

I'm going to die scared and alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193378
>everyone is as shitty as me
>smugpepe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Rolled Hobgoblin, and 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
Of course I'm stuck with a monster with no ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193384
Well, it's not the best color job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>masochistic cheshire
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193387
Nah, certainly not as shitty as you, just nothing really notorious to mass self-fellate or boast about it on nonhuman-oriented places either.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, what do you think about scales and claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193403

They're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193402
>No U
Well, you've bested me. I'll get you next time, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193403
You don't have either of those, you're just a dumb wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193403
they're fun to pull out or remove with pliers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193307
There's nothing to it, really. everyone knows Alps, driven by their newfound succubutt instincts and being gigantic faggots, love frilly undergarments.
The freshly turned Alp shaking with embarrassment while admiring how the new acquisitions of a pair of bow-tie stockings, side-tie panties with a lace triangle window at the front and the marabout trimmed babydoll fit her petite form.
The toned tomboy that just can't let go of things, secretly ordering a ridiculously complicated piece made up of a three string bottom with the strings warping around her back to rejoin into a cleavage cover and finally a slim collar leaving only a pair of pasties to cover her nipples.
The lazy Alp checking how she looks in a cupless bra and crotchless panties framing her naughty bits with black silken string and flowing white lace, wondering if she should get a bigger size or if the skindentation enhances the appeal, before trying on some matching garters for her thick thighs and a tiny one specially made for spade tails.
The voluptuous one putting on classic black stockings with matching garter belt, a g-string with a mesh butterfly for a front, silk elbow gloves and an underbust corset that lets her generous bust freely bounce with every step.

So you know, just Alp things. I don't know why you'd be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193408
ow Jesus fuck I didn't need to cringe today

[Anonymous No.]

I have come to sniff mice and drink milk, and I'm all out of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193403
But /mgt/ says I shouldn't talk to wocks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193409
I'll take the lazy alp, she has good tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193409
>I don't know why you'd be interested
I'm...asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193413
Have you ever actually smelled a real mouse anon? They don't smell to great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193309
>>14193307
>>14193289
>>14193321
>Buy Alp frilly lingerie
>She usually walks around town trying to be a banchou with the sarashi and MC Hammer pants, but conceded to you her darkest secret of wanting to dress up in girl's lingerie one evening over a few pints
>Forces you to cover your eyes as she gets dressed up into her brand new Lilith's Secret (tm) brand lingerie
>It's a garterbelt, panties, and bra combo from the pits of Cocytus itself, made of black pit silk, with holes cut in the backside for easy tail access made to order
>Alp-chan puts one hand on the mirror and falls to her knees, realizing her masculinity is finally dead
>Try to put a hand on her to console her, you'd forgotten how smooth her skin is
>She suddenly grips your wrist with a slender hand, like a vise and throws you onto the bed forcefully
>Her eyes are gleaming ruby red
>She's telling you she's going to make you pay for making her realize how much of a woman she really is
>You can't even react before she's ripped off your pants, fondling your rapidly expanding cock with one hand
>She giggles softly as you go full mast, wrapping around the base of your member with her spade tail as she lifts herself off the bed
>She doesn't even fully remove the lingerie, just slides it to the side, letting you see the drooling lips of her labia
>When the clock on the bedside starts beeping at 0800, you're waking up with a sore left arm
>Alp's using it as a pillow
>There's claw marks on the wall and ceiling, the phone is off the hook
>Several pillows have imploded
>You check to make sure you're still in tact
>Your morning wood is shining like the Hand of Midas in afterglow
>Oh Mein Gott

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193401
>tfw no 4 foot tall, masochistic shortstacked Cheshire
>you will never make her wear a bell collar around like a house cat, and vibrator eggs in any orifice you desire
>you will never finger her plump bottom while she gives you a blowjob as you laze away on the couch
>you will never hear her rumbling purr in the afterglow of her orgasm
>you will never dress her up in Holstaur cosplay gear complete with little cow horns
>you will never bound her to a custom milking machine designed to accommodate her cantaloupe sized breasts
>she will never retain a smug, albeit warm grin during each session
Aaand that's enough autism from me for me in a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193328
>Alps are also similarly blamed for milking cows dry, for they enjoy the taste of cow's milk as well.
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193447
from me in a long while*
Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193450
Why are Alps so popular in Hathor meetings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193420
Your friend has weird states if he's curious about faggot succubutts with a penchant for fancy underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193458
Right? What a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193423
Now that's some reaction for new clothes. Someone get that demon a frilly summer dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193464
They may or may not have been lined with Dark Matter in the sewing process

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193423
And so begins the path to stage 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193403
GEORGIE BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193475
Shit Moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193463
Well, it's all good as long as someone like that doesn't get their hands on an impressionable Alp. Their almost childish fascination with lavish underclothes would make them easy to exploit for the gratification of a pervert like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193467
Wait, so they explode into a literal storm of fuck if worn during sexy times too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193475
I love that moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193483
More like it's a small enough amount that just wearing it is like their entire body feels like their vagina, similar to Alice in Sexland. So just a touch or wisp of air is enough to get them aroused. Theoretically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193478
Best moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193479
Y-yeah, I'll be sure to remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a monoeye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193490
Worst Moth, Thank god TPP will save everyone from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193232
>9

well, inari gets a cute pair of tiny horns in addition to her fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

WOULD YOU LIKE A BALLOON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193266
Kitsune, 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
>Loli Oni
>Breast worship.

Boring as fuck. I should have went with the first number I thought of, which was 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193490
I hope Kaiko and MC get along in the sequel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193496
d-do they float?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Moth shrine priest to comfort me while singing Mothra's Song softly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193489
>Theoretically
Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193492
You fucking monoeye slut. You want to be bullied my a one-eyed freak. Holy shit, even the monoeye that makes you her little bitch would tell you how low you are if she cared to remove your cock from her throat long enough to do so.
Hell, you'd be called a pathetic cumpump by a monoeye over a mouthfull of dick. That's how low you are.

[Anonymous No.]

futa manticore tail masturbation

[Anonymous No.]

How thick is too thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193522
Usually when the neck starts to get affected.

When that happens it's time to cut back on the cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193529
I agree with him. The amount of chins is inversely proportional to the sexiness of thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193529
>>14193522
ALL ABOARD THE CHUNKY TRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193529
So, who's going to be the one to tell the Pharaoh's right hand that she needs to exercise a bit more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193522
>>14193529

No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193514
I've had stupider ideas using Dark Matter/sex magic/mamano mana for story ideas or brainfarts.

Such as restoring a circumcised man's foreskin and sensitive tissue while lubricating it during masturbation with said Dark Matter for mind-numbing stimulation.

Forcefully turning full monsters into monster girls in the beginning of the era of the Demon Lord.

Being used as guzzolene, making you into DOOM RIDER NANANANA

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>>14193529
>Usually when the neck starts to get affected.
Agreed. Like, my ex was kinda thick, but her neck was really the only part that actually bothered me.

Though that Anubis is a bit chunky too...or maybe it's just that her neck seems weirdly far back.

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>>14193529
That's fat.

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>>14193529
I want to call a Fatnubis "Piggy Stardust" and then effortlessly run around her when she tries to punish me.

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>>14193522
This nekobus is usually my measuring stick. Anything bigger than her is usually out of my comfort zone, though I won't say no if the proportions are done well.

And for some reason, I can't find the front view of her. Anyone got it?

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>>14193547
That's certainly different.

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>>14193557
Not of that particular nekobus.

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>>14193522
>>14193529
Pic-related is my limit for "thick" girls.

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>>14193572
Missing a large portion of their torso?

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>>14193571
That's the one. I forgot there were two of them, but I didn't have a solo ass shot for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193577
Take this as well.

[Anonymous No.]

can you imagine how much it must suck to be a lesbian in MGEland? to be destroyed mind body and soul when forcibly converted? seems like a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193576
Her breasts just obscure it.

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>>14193580
Got that one. too. Just need a solo for the blonde one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193581
Yeah, total bummer. Thanks for contributing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193581
Actually demonic energy heals them from their illness, so it's great.

I see what are you trying to do

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>>14193581
>becoming normal
>bad
Ayy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193586
bam

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>>14193568
Yeah but I never act on it because I'm always so hung up on what the thread thinks of my writing or what certain namefaggots think of me that I just don't DO IT.

So instead of continued metaposting. Have sharks. Not sure if these count as furries, but EHHHHN

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>>14193599
She's not all that thick but I'd still squeeze her bits.

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>>14193547
I headcanon that current era MG societies use pure mamamo mana in their vehicles since it's an abundant ambient energy that is easy to produce with a road-side fuck or masturbation if you get stuck somewhere.
And spirit energy is like a turbo booster.

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>>14193605
She's got enough pudge to her, especially if you look at the front view image up above, but it's in the right places that she doesn't look particularly fat or unattractive.

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>>14193590
no problem.
>>14193596
i dunno we complain a lot about mindflayers and matango but isn't that really the same thing?

>>14193590
what am I trying to do? I just think it sounds like it would suck.

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>>14193522
Rocket Monkey's stuff would be a good example of my general preference in thickness. A shame he almost exclusively does ntr.

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>>14193619
>Almost
You mean he's done things that aren't NTR? Or that don't lead into NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193610
Yeah but imagine the roar of a 502 HP engine as your Goobis mechanic sits her mofu mofu hole onto your gear stick during driving. The fucking nitrous boost would get you arrested in no less than three MGCs

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>>14193623
I want this. God how I want this.

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>>14193623
>Street racing teams have to build the vehicle around the driver and partner fucking like beasts to get the most speed
This idea is amusing.

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>>14193635
So if a succubus or manticore got one it'd be the equivalent of a muscle car?

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>>14193635
>TFW the Reigning Champion ripped his name out of Cinema
>The Lord Humongous
>The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla
>With his Lilim racing partner
>Wearing a spiked codpiece and assless chaps as he sits in his "Chariot" with her

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, /mgg/! I need a girl and/or a prompt to write about! I've been stalling for too long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193645
I don't trust you.

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>>14193645
Wererabbit.
Or kumiho maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193645
Nureonago.
With healing?

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>>14193645
Minotaur or oni.

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>>14193642
Basically, whereas if you had horsepussy in the car it'd... well... be a normal car/Amish buggy.

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>>14193645
>>14193650
Wife slime, best slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193645
Geothermal power plant suffers a core meltdown, and the staff finds themselves being assailed by a wave of horny lava golems.

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>>14193645
This >>14193651
Preferably Minotaur.

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>>14193496
Only if it's you.

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>>14193642
>>14193643
>>14193656
>Implying a guy and his Bicorn with harem wouldn't be the fastest.

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>>14193645
A clingy Jinn of the Jar daughteru that clings to your leg so that it looks like you constantly have your foot stuck in a pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193670
I'm now imagining Immortan Joe with the five wives as MGs in the fucking Gigahorse. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193670
You might be able to get multiple girls off at once, but you're only fucking one at a time & I'm assuming doppelganger potions are banned. So congrats, you have a bunch of unnecessary extra weight!

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>>14193679
>You might be able to get multiple girls off at once, but you're only fucking one at a time
How is fucking them not fucking them?
All you need is the mamo mana and you're clearly producing more of it.

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>>14193647
You probably shouldn't, but I will deliver.

>>14193648
>spoiler
I just did a fluffy tails story but I am INCREDIBLY tempted so I'll put this off until after I finish the first. Kumiho a special kind of best.
>>14193650
>>14193662
This sounds good. I'm not sure what kind of healing to do but I'm sure I can work something out.

>>14193651
>>14193667
I'll consider it, but it's not really leaping out to me.

>>14193666
Very tempting, but I'm not sure I could do it proper justice.

>>14193673
Extremely cute, but I'm not sure I can write cute fluff well enough to pull it off yet. I'll put it down for later writing.

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>>14193650
I would like this.

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>>14193683
Gauf?

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>>14193693
Well, I'd rather not use names but yes.

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>>14193677
I now want to rewatch Furiosa: Guest starring Max from the Mad Max series
Again

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>>14193683
>Very tempting, but I'm not sure I could do it proper justice.
What a pity! Guess I'll just have to add it to my list, then.

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>>14193695
Gauf pls more Ushi-Oni when.

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>>14193683
>Kumiho a special kind of best
Glad I'm not the only one that likes them.

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>>14193709
What kind of Ushi-Oni do you want? I'll see what I can do.

>>14193705
Please do. I'd hate to have it not be written at all just because I couldn't.

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>>14193709
>more
What do we have so far. Give me some links.

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>>14193713
Any kind of Ushi-Oni, I don't care. I believe in you more than I believe in myself to pull it off.

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>>14193716
http://pastebin.com/3VnnWL3t
and
http://pastebin.com/Szc6665L

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>>14192771
It can't be homo, alps are women.
Otherwise they wouldn't be in the monster GIRL encyclopedia now would they?

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>>14193620
Not him, but I just looked for him on exhentai
>search rocket_monkey
>104 results
>search "rocket_monkey -netorare"
>14 results
>With a lot of them being retranslations of the same material
You fucking kidding me?

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>>14193730
Not the kind I'm looking for, I'm afraid. Thanks for sharing either way.

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>>14193736
Papi is a bad monster girl.

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>>14193748
Well, please share your preferences then since I'm planning to write some now anyway and if I can work it in all the better.

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>>14193748
You know I had a silly idea once of an Ushi-Oni picking up her severed arm to pin a knight/fighter against a tree before raping him since she can always re-seal the wound later but that felt so edgy you might as well call it fucking bismuth

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>>14193755
Yeah, she's dumb and a fake loli tryhard.

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>>14193760
sdjhkfv,gxgl cvxglnvx cg,n xv,g ,hgxzbjz z

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a surviving Sailor moon monster of the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>Had dream about reshapable slime woman without the puddle
>Didn't get to do anything fun before subconscious took me somewhere else.
Fucking hell.

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>>14193736
I'm honestly surprised it's that many.

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>>14193780
I know, right? The fuck.
When you said 'a lot,' I still didn't expect over 75% of his 100+ collection of doujins to be NTR.
Jesus.

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>>14193763
I think with a bit of work it could easily become non-edgy. Ignoring wounds would be pretty terrifying/sexy so you could always just remove the clever use of severed body parts.

>>14193773
Understood. I was planning that anyway.

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>>14193763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyBqdTgnpNQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193773
What

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>>14193763
There are some gnomes that would take offense at that, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193773
Reminds of certain Strange Journey/SMTIV Demons you couldn't understand unless you got the correct app.

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WHERE IS THE CUTE?

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>>14193808

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>>14193788
No, I mean I'm surprised that as many as 14 listings aren't NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193808
Cute!

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>>14193789
Gauf pls no. Don't encourage shitty ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193804
What a weird gnome. I'd still grope it, provided those edges aren't sharp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193821
Great, now I want to watch The Thing again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193804
Oh hey, I have some of these sorts of rocks. They're pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193821
Anyone one of them could be alps anon, even you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193774
Yeah, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

The Gigantes from EMG has new art I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193870
That's gross man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193860
Now I'll try to show you what I already know. That I too, am heterosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193870

I like that size.

Most giantess works have her as just way to fucking big for my tastes.

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>>14193870
Cute

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>>14193870
I wouldn't mind one of those staying with me, as long as the government took care of all the remodeling and such for her. Love women like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193870
>Her tits are the size of your torso
Ever been given full-body paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

Honk

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>>14193904
Touhous aren't monstergirls.
They are enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193904
On what planet are nails like that attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193874
>Tell a blood sample it is cute
>Kyaaaa
>sprays everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193870
When's long legs going to get some art?

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>>14193912
There's some floating around for her

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>>14193895
no, but please tell me more, because I like the sound of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193325
So Blue Oni with a sensory deprivation fetish

It's always the quiet ones....

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>>14193904
Damn it Chen, this is a no honking zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193870
I want to open up a clothing store for Gigantes so they can finally get clothes that fit them and make them look good!

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>>14193870
Oh of course, a Gigantes would love the beach because of all the open space.

Wish I had thought of that.

[Anonymous No.]

c is for?

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>>14193929
>so they can finally get clothes that fit them and make them look good!
But clothes that don't fit a woman make them look even better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193929
I just want to see a gigantes wear a cute sundress of other frilly outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193945
Cancer

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>>14193945
Best harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193774

going to get taken home, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193945
Cyclops!

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>>14193870
Gigantes-chan is so happy!

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>>14193924
Probably something close to this, only not a slime. You could pretty much ride around in her cleavage if you wanted to. Probably be the only way to keep up with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193945
You know exactly what C is for, Daddy-o.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193945
Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193945
Cyclops, cuties with beautiful eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls

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>>14194010
2big4me

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>>14193870
She looks so cute!

>>14193895
That sounds pleasant.

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>>14192011
>her tits are mosquito bites

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>>14194010
Speaking of big girls, do you think there is a Gashadokuro variant of the Skeleton mg?

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>>14193945
Centaurs, of course.

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>>14193870
That guy's going to have his work cut out for him with a Gigantes as a homestay.

After they re-model his house he'll need climbing gear to get up the stairs.

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>>14193945
Cookie!

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>>14194033
>file name
Rude.

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>>14193945

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>>14194043
Are you the only one that likes the Charybdis?

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>>14193945
Chochin-Obake also Cait Sith

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>>14194033
Silly Wurm, C is for cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193945
Caramel brown skin, which I like on an MG.

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>>14192028
So wait, does that mean instead of breast milk, she lactates your blood?
MFF threesome with vamp when?

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>>14193945
Clorox wipes on unclean counters.

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>>14194028
>Have an Early Zombie as a homestay.
>Manage to lead her to the dining room for breakfast.
>House has to be kept at the temperature of a fridge, but you managed to cook easily enough.
>Catch her as she stumbles, then sit her down in a chair.
>She looks like she has a perpetual hangover.
>She looks at her food.
>"Brains?..."
"No, not brains, those are bacon and eggs."
>She stares at the plate for about 5 seconds.
>Eventually she picks up a fork and starts eating.
>About halfway through she falls asleep completely out of nowhere. Face landing in the midst of her food.
"I'll go get you some coffee..."

Such is life with an Early Zombie homestay.

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>>14193945
C is for cold, as you're lost in the snow

The Yeti will find you, and hug you head to toe

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>>14194062

>Literally rotten flesh

Zombies actually make me feel sick to my stomach because of that.

I out of all the shit in Monster Girl Quest the house with the zombies filled me with the most dread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start a home business with my Wurm wife, except I don't know what kind of business to start.

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>>14192028
>So I guess the more blood they keep sucking, the bigger their breasts might get
Into the shit pile it goes

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>>14193920
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae

When the arachnid is threatened by a touch to the web or when too large a prey becomes entangled, the arachnid vibrates rapidly in a gyrating motion in its web and becomes blurred and difficult to focus on. For this reason pholcids have sometimes been called "vibrating spiders", although they are not the only species to exhibit this behavior. Doing so might make it difficult for a predator to see exactly where the spider is, may be intended to signal an assumed rival to leave, or may increase the chances of capturing insects that have just brushed their web and are still hovering nearby.[1] If the spider continues to be harassed it will retreat into a corner or drop from its web and escape.

Imagining this is just too fucking cute.
>Longlegs lures you into her web for some rape
>Willingly and immediately return affections
>Startled to hard she full-body blushes and scuttles right the fuck up in her web and starts vibrating so hard her distinct outline becomes blurred
>You can still make her out, vaguely, and chase her up the web, grinning and telling how how hard you'd like to hold her hand
>Cuts web open and drops out of it, landing with a thud and running off into the distance with a high 'Kyaaa~'

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>>14194083
Marijuana farm.

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>>14193985
I want to have this sir, I want a giant paizuri for a giant, cute slime girl.

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>>14194083

Become a wurmsmith, make armour out of her scales.

I'm trying to write a wurmsmiths guide right now actually.

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>>14194097
I don't see how, since they are nigh-indestructible.

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>>14194100

That's what the guide is for.

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>>14194100
There has to be some points that are softer where they connect to her body, and probably different sizes. Stitch through the softer bits and weave it into literal scale mail.

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>>14193774
I'd a Moraga if she doesn't ever go monster mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194010
For you

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>>14194097
Yet another reminder I should be working on my own story...s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194062

I don't usually pay much attention to zombies, but Zombina is pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194062
Early Zombie reminds me of Kanzaki Kaori

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194149
Zombina would be fun to hang out with, but she'd try to get you to have sex with guys while she watches because she's a dirty fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Terrified tubby tanukis trembling in a tub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194156
Why? Baths are fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194156
What has them so scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194159
It's thundering outside and they're worried that their husband won't make it home that night because of the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194160
They don't know if the guy they like will take the hint and join them for a bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194164
That's something one will be more disappointed about then cared.

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>>14194168
Well, if he doen't come in then he doesn't like her.

If he doesn't like her then he won't marry her, leaving her alone and childless for a couple more years while her little sister has her third kid and their mother asks her why she still isn't married.

I mean, her she found a gray hair in her tail yesterday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194160
Nasty Nightmare Nazis from Neptune!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194174
She can just buy a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194164
>>14194174
>bath
That's the problem right there, shower or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194185
But she can't sit in her boyfriends lap if she's in a shower!

>>14194184
But then she'll be forever haunted by the fact that she was forced to buy love instead of finding a guy who really liked her!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Fox familiar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZhkp_Stco

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194192
Only a golddigger would love a fat old 'nook like her anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194193
Feel free!
The Sabbath recently opened their very own 'build your imouto' shop for single male members!

They've got everything from monkeys and dogs to cat's and frogs!

They've even introduced their very own spider model now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194192
She'll get over it when she sees her incredibly handsome mail groom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194199
Spider model?!

Tell me more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194199
Do they even have winged chuffs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194201
Yeah, but Anon is handsome too!
And she didn't need to buy him.

What would her mother and sister think when they learned that she had to buy a love instead of finding it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192028
>They can carry infectious demon realm diseases
I know just the girl for the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194206
They'll get over once they realize how awesome mail groom is! He can cook, clean, and is good with kids. What can anon do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194199
Shapeshifters are spooky and you should feel spooky.

>>14194206
>implying tanuki have any sense of pride or shame

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>>14194208
Thanks Doc

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>>14194204
Based on the jumping spider, these little arachnids will always be the perfect size for clinging to your back without impeding your movement and they're colorful carapaces can come in hot pink, brilliant crimson, and even a deep blue, along with many other colors.

For additional prices you can add in aphrodisiac venom and/or a functional spinneret, although it isn't as high quality as true arachnid.

They all come with innate magical prowess and will love their oniichan with all their heart!

Wing's only provide the ability to glide due to weight and no tail is present.

>>14194205
Why yes, the jinko model has been released and can come in your traditional white's or oranges along with whatever other colors you desire including yellow, green, or red.

They are typically quite toned and may have a tendency towards tomboyish behavior.

Wings allow flight and magical abilities are undiminished.

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>>14194206
>What would her mother and sister think when they learned that she had to buy a love instead of finding it?
They'd think that she did they same thing they did. I don't really see why they would be surprised. It's the filthy tanuki way.

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>>14194214
Anon gives tail brushes, loves kids, and has his own job along with actually living in a place she knows should the check not clear.

[Anonymous No.]

Would slav Kikimory be good drivers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194232
How would they reach the pedals while squatting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194236
Russkies don't squat while they drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194232

Of course not.

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>>14194232
>full modern-slav kikis

>walk past a bunch of kikis in track suit maid outfits squatting and drinking vodka
>they eye you up before coming to a mutual agreement
>follow you home
>you run, no match for speed granted by mystic track suit dresses
>stumble into your home
>slav kikis undeterred
>one picks the lock on your front door
>the others jimmy open your windows with crowbars, coathangers, and other various cheap bullshit ways to get stuff open
>watch in terror as they invade your home
>watch in terror as they clean your living room
>watch in terror as they clean your kitchen
>watch in confusion as they file upstairs and clean your bedroom
>watch in a sort of surreal acceptance as they clean the bathroom
>finally go back to horror as they strip you bare and toss you into the shower
>only to go right back to confusion as they carefully wash you down
>THEN they rape you senseless
>now they won't leave your house
>they drink all your booze, eat almost all your food (they still make you three meals a day, but they don't buy shit)
>on the plus side, no one fucks with you now
>a cheshire once tried to steal your underwear and was mobbed by the slav kikis thar refuse to sleep anywhere but next to you
>finally accept track suits into your life
>get married to all of them in a fucking track suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194249
>slav Kiki drops a heavy object on her foot-talon
>a very audible "BLYAAAAT!" is heard throughout the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193908
Africa, India, and the hood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194249
That sounds incredibly terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194232
>a woman
>good driver
pick one anon

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would be best in bunny suits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194275
rabbit girls they come pre-packaged wearing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194275
Wight Wererabbits.

Hell, a Wight version of almost every species.

[Anonymous No.]

This new gir

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194283
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194283
THEY GOT HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194283
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194283
Shit, guys I think its hap

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194296
Stop acting stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194283
Oh no he alped mid sentence. Initiate quarantine!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
The witches are storing their books here and unfortunate things will happen if they get destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193920
I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194309
Why are witches storing books in a thread about monster girls?

I say we go on a witch hunt and give them their books back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194313
Well, we were the nearest place to put it that wasn't filled with wizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194314
Wouldn't they have their own libraries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194314
Why can't they just do what Wizards do and create pocket dimensions to act as libraries? I mean that's the next best thing to having an orangutan take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194309
oh shit I've been using those pages to roll my weed
>if I smoke one will I unlock an ancient evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194317
They did but an unfortunate incident with a red slime has put security into question.

>>14194317
Because they like to read books, something that the orangutans aren't fond of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194314
>implying this place isn't filled with wizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194321
Nah, witches only keep lewd books with pictures of noods in them and recipes for aphrodisiacs to rub on your broomstick.
>>14194324
If there were wizards here, where's all the magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194321
Dude weed lamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194323
>>14194319
>orangutans
Ook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194326
We don't need magic. We're wizards, and we're experimenting with nonmagical shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194333
For what purpose Mister Stibbons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194328
fuck you man I actually have Parkinson's Disease I need weed to help me actually feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194338
Dude.

Weed.

Lamo.

[Anonymous No.]

Experiment to want just we sometimes. Purpose a need it does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194344
Anon are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194344
Go to bed Yoda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194344
Not really, no. The increase of knowledge and understanding isn't a means to an end, it's an end by itself.
>>14194347
Ghosts don't have beds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194338
>This is a serious issue to me! Don't make fun of it!

>Doing the above on 4chan

Whatever you say, totally not-a-masochist-cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194334
To see if we can. Though it would be more interesting if we couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194349
Of course they do. They share yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194344
The Mosquito's not your best work, KC.
Give us more maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194331
Orange Kakuren with a fondness for books when?

>>14194344
Someone get the Bursar his frog pills, he's saying words backwards again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194357
>Kakuen librarian with orange hair
Oh yes. We need this. She needs to be saying oook to someone who doesn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194353
What kind of internet connection do you get on HEX anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194357
>>14194359
>>14194331
will this Kakuen have a funny face too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194363
Not any funnier than the average Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194363
No, she will have a nice conservative smile.

That is until she goes home and waits for her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194362
Extremely slow and in large chunks. Good bandwidth, poor latency, since the ants don't move very fast. Sometimes the bees get confused and everything gets allocated to the wrong area, but it's technically functional so it will have to do for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193774
The senshi a threat?
I mean, I don't see them (especially the outers) believing that a foe that tried to kill them once is now living peacefully with a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194370
In my day we had to handle our long-distance communications through crystal balls. Remember old "Bug-Eyes" Richardsson? Now there was a man who could really reach out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194376
Didn't they get foggy about half the time so you had to properly clean them with your robe sleeve to get them to work? And sometimes they'd just display a giant, inflamed cats eye no matter how much you shook it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194382
This is an actual, direct quote and I'm upset you're able to do it when I was just pulling stuff out of my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194389
Is it? I thought I was paraphrasing from Sourcery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194396
>paraphrasing
You did a good job though, I recognized it as being from the text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194396
Mutio a cute.

Remember when Z-Ton did vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194400
>That time when Z-ton did vanilla before something went TERRIBLY wrong
Those were the days

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192891
Wow, .less is really changing his style. Does he wants to improve like RSanon or he just wants new methods to troll us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194404
Well, at least he's only done one truly awful thing. But all the same, his recent stuff has been a good deal more...out there.

The whole thing with the futanari armor; the symbiotic tentacle suit conspiracy, multi-boob cowgirls who're pseudo-livestock...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194406
What if he wants to improve to better troll us?

[Anonymous No.]

Bromont, if you're here, what will you do now that the archive is down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194417
>cry and masturbate thinking of mantangos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192197
Didn't YBA say he was going to finish it after he got done with the Other two stories he's working on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194431
So in a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

Do people still hate nursing handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194434
People hate those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194434
I know I've never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194437
>>14194438
There was a very volatile reaction against nursing in general a while back. It was not a happy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194439
T'is but the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194434
Never.
>>14194439
It was only one dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194434
Who's the one being nursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194443
>only one dude
One very loud dude.
>>14194444
In that picture it's the calf, but she's got room for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194445
It depends, if the baby's being nursed you don't give handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194445
>One very loud dude.
I believe it's the same dude that throws tantrums over -dom stuff on random occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194451
>Next episode in two days
Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194451
Next you're going to tell me you need permission to rape something. You're a funny man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194434
If so, Quicksilver totally got away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194455
Well, I mean, when you're fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194455
Bipolarized wrote a story with nursing and received warm reception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194456
ayyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194434
I find them udderly erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194464
Charon no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194465
Don't be so lactose intolerant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194466
I'm putting my hoof down on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get kidnapped and molested by an older, rich MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194454
>rape is still wrong anon
>unless it's an elf
>everyone knows you can't rape an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194473
Vampires, Wights and Dragons do this all the time I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194473
>older
Into the trash

I want to be kidnapped by a rich loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194282
God I just want to bury my head in those fluffy rabbit thighs and motorboat her vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
You a fan of classic rock, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194473
I'm not worth kidnapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
Do... Do you have Rolling Stones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194473
This is how proper courtship is done.

[Anonymous No.]

who here wants to bully their waifus? I sure do. I want to bully them till they cry and whimper. Then give her head pats and say I'm sorry while she snuggles up to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194494
that's not love that's Stockholm Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
man Sabbath tactics sure changed when they found out how many guys fall for the "I have a signed copy of 'Dark Side of the Moon' in my trunk" line

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194493
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
How would these lolis pull off the kidnapping? Would it be like a reverse candy van where they lure guys into a van filled with booze, cake, and money; would they put use a cardbaord box, some srting and a stick to make an elaborate trap; or maybe they would form gangs and act like school kids playing around then pounce random guys and form an inescapable cuddle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194503
Oh come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
N..no more head pats please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194509
That isn't actually Huge Honcho though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194507
they would acquire a target and swarm him when he's in the right place
Remember folks:
>one loli may look cute and she may be waving a Journey album in your face
>but there are easily twenty to thirty lolis that you cannot see
>ready to pounce on you
that's why you never trust a loli
if you see a loli RUN


thismessagebroughttoyoubytheantisabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
Well...umm...okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194514

It's getting too dangerous to even leave your own home these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194512
I know, it's ze Medic from Team Fortress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194451

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194520
the buddy system is your friend
>always have another man with you
>or your cute older Tanuki manager
>or that one dragon that keeps watching you while you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194524
Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194524
Well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194524
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194524
I need to look into this guys stuff at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194536
The dog girl had a buttplug on the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194542
So? When he realized his mistake he did what any self respecting politician would do make it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194529

I think it's time to move to a different city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194547
well that dragon will just follow you too so have fun

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a onee-san Nekomata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194548

Does she really have nothing better to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194552
no, she's rich, and watching you has become her new favorite hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194554

Well that's depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194542
>cosplay
Okay, time to get progressive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194557
why? just unlock your window tonight, then she'll do something she's always wanted to do
she'll be the little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194561

I'm just some guy living on his own. I just laze around and play video game all day.

She should be busy burninating a thatch roof cottage somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194520
Soon even your home will not be safe.
>Finally get home from work
>So tired you just toss your stuff on the floor and plop down on the couch
>Decide to watch tv to help you relax
>You notice a weird noise coming from the tv and turn it up a bit to hear what it is
>eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>wait that's not the tv
> you sit up and turn around to find a loli kitsune's head pokung over the arm of the couch
>She stops making the noise and just stares at you with a huge open mouthed smile plastered on her face
>Your staring contest goes on for a good 10 seconds before she bolts over the arm of the couch, latches onto you face, and shouts "Onii Chan!"
>After roughly 30 minutes of panicked thrashing and breaking most of the living room furniture the kitsune is forced to call an ambulance for you
>You lay in the hospital bed with casts on both legs and left arm
>Curled up with her head propped up on your arm cast is the loli kitsune with a get well soon ballon tied to her tail and the same open mouth smile as before

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194524
>Tail Plug
>At that age
Yeah. I could see this in an MG World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194560
Ah...if only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194572

>After roughly 30 minutes of panicked thrashing and breaking most of the living room furniture the kitsune is forced to call an ambulance for you

Well it's good to hear that she's volunteered to pay for all that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194563
>about to have your first time with your dragon waifu
>all of a sudden she jumps up and still a little embarrassed wants to put on some music for it
>you go with it what's some smooth jazz to go with making love?
>it's Trogdor on repeat
>the bestial sex that occurred that night is still talked about in hushed tones by all dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194577
>loli kitsune gets a job at the bakery to pay for your treatment and the damages
>She isn't allowed in the kitchen though
>Has to stand outside the shop in a cute chef's costume handing out coupons
>She just wants your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194550
Maybe an onee-san Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194583
>loli kitsune comes to your hospital
>hands the doctor a piggy bank
>"that should be enough to help out Anon..."
>doctor doesn't have the heart to tell her they also found cancer in Anon today

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194588
>Anon is faced with a decision
>Tell the kitsune about the malignant tumor in his heart
>Push her away, for her own sake
>Or pretend nothing is wrong and try to make her happy before the end
>All paths lead to the suffering end

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194591
>Push her away, for her own sake
>for her own sake
This is always the worst option in any situation in any story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194591

I'd tell her the truth and that she should return home to her parents unless she doesn't have any and forget about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194598

I'd argue that it's only an option if the other person isn't actually attached to you yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194591
>loli kitsune wants to be with anon even in death

No more suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194598
>>14194604
It's basically the Drama genre's version of the Horror genre's 'I think we should split up'.

It's a death flag. Or rather, a tragedy/ntr flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194614
An entire life alone without anon. Argue all you like but this loli kitsune is coming with anon whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194616
Well, I guess if you open up despite your illness you get the end where your soul is taken by her to the shrine she lives at, and you live with her on the astral side of the gate forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194591
Mix 1 and 3. If she has to suffer no matter what, be honest and try to make the most of what time is left.
>She cries, says it's a mistake
>Begs the doctor to make you better, promises to give him more money
>Hold her, tell her there's no changing it without a miracle
>Promise to be there for her in the time you have left
>She just sits there, holding you & crying into your chest
>You hold back your sobs, but can't stop the tears
>Do what you can to be happy with her
>Every day you try to make her smile, and she loves living with you
>Some days though, it's too hard to move
>Those days, you can see the sadness in her eyes
>The months pass, your condition gets worse
>Kitsune has to be put into foster care, but comes visit you every day
>Even in your final moments, she's there with you
>She's clearly upset, but she's strong
>She wishes something could change but is happy to have had the time
>She holds your hand tightly as the doctors unhook your machines
>She embraces you as you slip away
>You pat her head, thanking her for the time together
>And thanking her for making her the last thing you see

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194631
There's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194631
Thanks for reminding me that I should get some sleep
I pillow will do, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194631
Dammit, man. I didn't ask for this... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194620

>"Hey remember that damage you and I caused to my apartment?"
>"Well if you were still worried about that after all that happened...Don't sweat it. I forgive ya, kiddo."

And then a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193959
I find it funny that the daimon part is untranslated while the ss with Uranus and Neptune that came before in the same book are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194638

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192028
>I also noticed that both nectar and blood are listed as main food source, so they kinda combine both male and female (regular) mosquito in that regard
Actually the only time a female mosquito sucks blood is when she's about to lay eggs. The blood is for nourishment of the eggs you see. They drink from plants just like the males do at any other time.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's really spooky in here...
She's scared, but she did her dare. Now it's your turn, anon. Truth or dare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194680
What happens if I choose to not play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194680
Uhhhhh, truth?

[Anonymous No.]

What Monstergirl will come out of a mirror and rape me if I say her name three times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194681
Then you're a no good lame poopie head who doesn't get to come to the club house anymore!
>>14194682
What is the capital of Horespussistania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194631
what girl is this even supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194685
Damn it. The clubhouse is cool too
I guess Truth? I know how dares work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194685
Stable City?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194683
The one whose name you said.
>>14194691
Have you ever had Alp-erotic fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194693
Is this a yes or no question? Because the answer is a solid maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194693
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194692
Is that some kind of racist quip about their capital being in an unstable warzone?
>>14194695
Failing to answer the question will result in a penalty. You don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194690
This one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194693
Not him, but
Dakini
Dakini
DAKINI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194697
No but it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194697
Fine. Yes. But once! I swear!
Moving on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194698
That's an Owl!

It's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

halloween is tacking too long to get here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194699

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194706
>mfw the closest I'll be doing to celebrate halloween is changing my steam avatar/username to its spooky version

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194710
I'll celebrate Halloween by closing all curtains and pretending I'm not home so I don't have to deal with the annoying kids.
No I'm not old, you're old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194710
It's the season man, do it already.
>tfw I'll probably have to wear a costume in the restaurant I work at.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd invite a cuckoo bird girl and let her fuck me in front of my waifu just so I could do that "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" pose for her like in those staged porn movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194712
I want to give kids unsweetened chocolate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194714
Would you force your waifu to raise the cuckoo chicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194709
Time to go monster slaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194717
I want to give kids sugar free lolipops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194710
>having steam
RRRRRREEE
GET OUT NORMIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194719
Naturally, and get 2 of them for each of her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194733
Calm your autism /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194734
So she would have to pay more attention to the bastard children then her own flesh and blood?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Sandworms actually threaten civilization in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194741
Well, she kinda forced marriage onto me and I still came to enjoy it in the end, so surely she would too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194745
Not really, they avoid above ground water in most cases. Plenty of underwater water to get if they need it, and no mud and clay to dig through. They might actually help it, adding even further protection against invaders coming over the sands. Oh, and providing spice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194748
Unless she stops being a coward and kicks the cuckbird and her spawn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194751
But they steal the men from hardworking Anubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194755
And provides routes for underground water to flow beneath the desert!

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, let's do "that"!
Uh-oh, the Elf is getting frisky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194770
What is "That"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194770
Alright! Let's do "that"! Let's gattai!

>Anon proceeds to make the elf ride on his shoulders and runs through town

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194776
You know. "That". Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194776
Cuddling while stroking each other's ears.
She just can't help herself. It's your fault for having such cute round ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194770
If it's not Dark, it'll get no Dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194779
No, I do not know
It's why I'm asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194780
Well then I hope she's ready because I'm going to molest those knife ears
Nibble them, lick them, flick the tips

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194781
>He only dicks with the lights off
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

What would one even do if, in real life right now, a demon popped up in your room offering you a contract out of the blue? On one hand it means supernatural things exist so it might be an actual monstergirl demon, on the other it also means it could very well be an actual demon (you know, the kind you really don't want to sign stuff with) who just took that form to trick you and drag you to hell.

If demons existed we'd all be fucked as soon as they figured out to take the form of a monstergirl, wouldn't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194802
>the kind you really don't want to sign stuff with
Humans invented signatures and contracts, there's nothing some mischievous spirit can do with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194802
It's quite simple to out-do a contract seeking demon you see. Or a tanuki or any of the like. You must simply do the one thing that they never, ever expect. Read the goddamn piece of paper down to the fine print.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194814
>You'll never read the entirety of a contract down to the fine print and watch a Tanuki start sweating.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your fluffy mammalian MG waifu goes into heat while you're at work
>Alone in the house, she proceeds to rub her sopping wet, dripping, pheromonal vagina on things all over the house
>On the doorframes, the couch, the staircase's banister, your clothes, ETC
>She can't help it, her heat puts her in a primal trance and she needs to "mark her territory"
>You get home from work and immediately notice the smell, the thick womanly smell, and as if in reaction to it, you pop an almost painful turbo-boner the likes of which you've never had before
>You lock eyes with your Waifu from across the room, and animal instinct takes over as you pin her to the ground, rip off her clothes, and roughly ravage her on the ground while she screams in ecstacy, with heart pupils in her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194814
This is SOP for any contract you sign. I mean, who doesn't read something they're committing to?

What's weird is the look people give you when you take a few minutes to read through a contract before you sign. Like it's out of the ordinary. The only time you don't is if you actually have someone working for you that reads them for you like a contract lawyer. But that's not something the average joe has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194823
Yes, that sounds wonderful.
Got a point otherwise or just wanted to say something nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194832

Imagine the mess that you'd have to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194823
MGC Postman training never truly prepares you for encountering single Monster Girls in heat.

I can still remember her hot breath on my face as she pulled down my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194861
NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194745
I wonder if we'll ever get art of a corrupted Anubis, one that has defected to an Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194893
How would they look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194895
Well they would probably have a whip in one paw and be a bit harsher on the workers and servants.

And what they get up to behind closed doors with an unfortunate scribe boy would make a Lilim blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194900
The graffiti on the walls of Pharaoh's tomb certainly give a very vivid picture of what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Heinous sinner goes on a pilgrimage to redeem himself, has to subject himself to corporal punishment from priestesses at every temple he visits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194908
He won't make it past the Fox temple.

They'll find him at the shrine steps, OD'd on mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194911
Then his sins will never be forgiven by the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Roll a monster girl, got one? Good.
Your waifu has invited her over the a threesome, how does it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Dark Priest
Huh, spooky coincidence after just posting one. I suppose she ends up converting to my own religion, the worship of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Demon Lord

Aw shit. I was going to say there would be a lot of yelling at my wife about doing something like that without even asking me first, but I think Queen Cunt made her an offer she couldn't refuse.

>What can men do against such reckless lust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Arch Imp
Waifu may be a bit jealous and during the act due to the imp using charm spells on me to get her way, but other than that nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, shit, Anon.
You know how you were going to propose to your monster GF this weekend? That asshole wizard down the street just got mad at you for not picking up the trash that he found on his lawn (it wasn't even your trash!) and just put a curse on you: the only way you can propose to your best girl is by wooing her with song before you actually propose, and the song must have something to do with her species, whether in lyrics or title. If you don't follow these criteria, she'll reject you.
Luckily, you've got backup. Thanks to a nearby bro-tier Lilim deciding to be nice and help you out, you have an army of Gandharvas and Sirens to provide instrumentation and backup vocals for you.
So, Anons? What song do you play to get the girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194945
>"Last night was marvelous, absolutely marvelous darling! I think I've finally found a husband for my dear workaholic Deruella."
>"But I'm already.."
>"Oh, hush. You can still have your old wife in your harem. I can't wait to tell my daighter the good news!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Tentacle
That is a huge quivering, orgasming pile of nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194958
Why are Wizards such massive dicks and Lilims the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Alp waifu
>Mantis guest

Has foreplay involving the waifu prodding the Mantis's entrance with her spadetail and teasing her while insisting it isn't nearly as satisfying as the real thing. But if she wants the real thing, she needs to say so. Loudly. As loudly as she can.

And then I guess the act of sex will be the three of us making a bridge, where I'm plowing the mantis and making out with the alp, who's being eaten out by the mantis.

And then when the Mantis has been fucked to exhaustion I'll be ramming the Alp from behind while she screams at me to fuck her like I fucked the new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194451
They're making a new anime of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194208
Thanks Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194979
Wait, how does a stinkypede help you with sex-malaria?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Salamander wife,Valkyrie guest
let the games begin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194958
>Jinko waifu
https://youtu.be/_KbTZnPvzkw
So what if it's kinda cheesy? It still works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Mantis for wife
>Doppelganger
So two cuddlebugs? Sounds neat. Guess we'll get straight to watching shitty films in double spoon the entire night, 'cos infidelity fucking sucks kay.

>>14194958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_gIv6E7ohM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194958
I dunno any songs about Dragons. I'm sure there's power metal or heavy mithril for me to sing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Arch_Imp

An oomukade, an arch imp and me. Can I get a reroll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194993
Why would you want one?

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently the author of Twilight is trying to keep riding the hype train and stay relevant by literally just releasing a genderswapped version of Twilight.

Does this mean Twilight now has monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194928
>Chesire waifu
>Apophis
Oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194997
I didn't need to know about this. Now let's WRYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193870
I mean, I like big girls of all sizes, but how do you even please that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194997
You know if she hadn't said it was a genderswapped twilight and posted the story here people would probably love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195009
It would still be horribly written garbage. Our content might be bad too but in a different way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193623
What's a Goobis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195006
Scuba gear is your friend.

[Anonymous No.]

is magma tits and the moose store all we got for fire monsters right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
>Onee-sabath rolls up in an impala
>Low cut top, plenty of cleavage
>Just the weight of her sitting lets you glean the glories of dat ass
>She smirks at you in a smug 'you're already mine and you just don't know it' kinda way
>"Hey cutie. Wanna hop in?"
>She hikes her thumb behind her and you see a carton sitting in the back seat
>Tempting, but nah
>"Eh, I've got beer at home. Nice try lady."
>She pouts cutely, "Aww, I just wanted some decent company. I don't want to listen to this original debut Rush album on vinyl all alone."

And this is how I was happily kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194481
Never trust lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194995
I was hoping to be a hundred feet under creepy crawlies. I already got the 94 feet covered, just need 6 more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195028
I don't get it! You're dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194997
I'm totally fine with the idea of a centuries-old seductive vampire and a /fit/ werewolf fighting over me, but come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195019
yeah pretty much. not many people fare about the fire monsters and even if I'm wrong, the active writers are busy.
Orange is gathering the will to continue his salamader thing, but don't put your hopes on it.

you might as well keep reading magma tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195042
Someone should write that. Then I will take the characters, give them different names and have them in an abusive relationship they call BDSM because they don't get what the difference is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195048
And what would be the title of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195050
Bound Hearts 2: In the Shade of the Greyguard.
I just want those damn Rusalka maps already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195042
So much potential lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195009
>escapist romance fantasy for male audience now
>still being written by a woman
I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195044
Yeah Orange has been silent lately, or maybe he learned not to attach his name to fucking everything he does

more magma tits it is then.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice Monster girls are the best, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
the fact that manticores were a thing for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>more of Hmonck's Mantis never
I thought I'm used to losing hope, yet it still hurts every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
But I want to be bullied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
All monster girls are nice, they just want to bring you pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
Nice monster girls are good, so long as they can pretend to be mean every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195070
Merely Flavor of the Month for a longer period than it deserved.
At the end of the day nothing is better than a Monster Girl who welcomes you home with a hug and kiss and sits you down for dinner and feeds the baby with adorable baby talk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195090
I cant picture a salamander doing that

[Anonymous No.]

You're a hundred years too early, kid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195090
>No cute doggygirl to welcome you home with crotch sniffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195058
Magma tits?

Also Orange did say last thread that he accepted that guys challenge, maybe he wont post as him until he's started them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195090
But what if I want a monster girl who's going to pounce on me and have her way with me in the middle of the hall the moment I get through the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195095
Of course you can. Imagine her spending all day heating dinner with her fire and taking care of little baby Sala's tail slowly gaining it's first fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195090
But I want to welcome her home with a hug and a kiss and prepare her dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195090
>I've got the mental image of a kunoichi doing that in awkward deadpan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
Monstergirls that like to tease you and make you blush are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195109
Magma tits it ELH's not-akantor monster, its easier to call her that as her name is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195123
is*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195123
*I know this chain is getting dumb, but what is a akantor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195137
A Monster to be hunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195137
its a land dragon from monster hunter that only knows how to be pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195141
At least post a MG version as well, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195138
I've yet to solo one of those bastards.
left him with no tail and a limp though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195137
Monster from Monster Hunter. Big thing that sort of resembles an armadillo lizard with tusks, if its skin was made out of rock.
It can dig underground, cause miniature earthquakes and lava geysers, and can shout so loudly it'll physically hurt you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrUSM4TWMg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195141
There's a lot of monster who only know how to be pissed.
>Akantor
>Barroth
>Barioth
>FUCKING DEVILJHO
>Shaggy Maggy
>Lagi
>Testy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195161
Oh an Steve. Let's not Forget Steve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
I can't, I just want nice yeti nurse to take care of me when I'm sick and use me as a daki until I feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195164
The fuck is Steve?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Yeti on that Everest roller coaster at Disney World.
On a side note, which monster girls would be the most fun to take to a theme park?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195174
Kakuen. Girl wants to have fun and knows how to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195171
Sergios
AKA the Literal Most Edgy Monster, as it's entire body is covered in edges

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195171
The name people gave to Seregios before we knew it was called Seregios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195067
>prove me wrong
No, faggot. Prove yourself right.

That said, nice monster girls are good. I want a cute little Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195112
This man gets it

I want to wear a naked apron for my waifu and ask her if she'd like dinner, a bath, or me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195185
But what happens if you spill hot food on yourself while cooking? You're wearing nothing but an apron! You'll get burned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195171
He's the guy you play as in Minecraft, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195183
How can I not prove myself right when you post a Monster Girl who does nothing but help make sure you're happy with hug, kisses and licks?
She even gave you a basket full of puppy daughterus, all giving little baby yelps and as you pick one up it sniffs you out and gives you a baby lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195174
>I've been to Everest this isn't tall enough
>Where's all the snow
>Why are we moving backwards?
>yeti screams can be heard all the way at the river rapids ride
>free hugs from a scared yeti after the ride ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195196
I want to take a Wight on The Haunted Mansion.
>"Hey, this ballroom looks familiar."
>"And so does this library."
>"...THESE BASTARDS STOLE MY HOUSE'S DESIGN FOR THIS THING!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195202
>spooky thing from a corner jumps out
>"AND THEY STOLE MY IGOR!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195191
>yelping Kobold pups sniffing their parents out and giving them tiny licks
Alright, that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195203
>take her on the Tower of Terror
>"THIS IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE HOTEL THAT MY SISTER OWNS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195161
>berserk tetsucabra was a bitch
A MG version would probably be a bigger bicth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195207
>Wight sits there pouting on every ride
>Even her own zombie butlers try to scare her on rides

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195161
>>FUCKING DEVILJHO
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195254
forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.]

W-Why is she pointing at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195257
>that face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195161
>tfw large slain-tier monsters are a thing in Demon Realms in MGE
Truly Kenkou sama is our savior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195260
Nice implants, bimbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195260
>that comically tiny necktie

[Anonymous No.]

I already forgot about Vampquito, that was quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195289
Did you have to mention it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195289
>Forgetting about the bug who lets liches mix potions in her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195291
Mention who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195289
I didn't, I'm still waiting on that translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195289
Her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195289
wait, did the new girl come out already? where, I missed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195161
And then there's Fatalis, who only knows how to bully inferior elder dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Nereid she has a Bubble Butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195338
This video has effectively raped me. And there I was assured by mgt that it would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195370
well, if you're gonna be raped anywhere this is one of the better places

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195370
The video is nightmarish and the music is shit, too. Not one of Major Lazer's better songs.
https://youtu.be/Y7OCgi7rANc is much better and also it's basically a Raiju love song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195301
>those sleeves

Did pic related happen to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195383
This one's surprisingly better, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195388
Peace is the Mission is a great album. If you've listened to Top 40 radio at all this summer, you might recognize https://youtu.be/rn9AQoI7mYU from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195327
I want to give a Nerid a bubble butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195383
This song makes me feel really weird. I can't figure out whether the strain I'm feeling is from trying too hard to like it or trying too hard to dislike it.
I'm going to go with the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would be the Johnny Bravo of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195430
Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195430
Black harpy, always asking her crow tengu friend about how to solve her problems through booksmarts.

[Anonymous No.]

So if you were to hypothetically have a story written and ready for the presses so to speak, where would you go about posting it or getting it added to the archives, or who would you need to talk to?

Sorry if that's a noob question, but I haven't been is /mgg/ since all the faggotry with the original pastebin happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195439
Put it in pastebin and put the link in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195439
Post the pastebin link here. Then the Eridani Light Horse will add it to the wordpress for people that miss the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195439
Standard practice for writers here is to throw the story on pastebin, and then paste the link twice (in two separate threads, not twice in the same thread). If you want it added to the master list you have to ask ELH, but honestly, no one ever seems to use the master list anymore. If someone wants a story, they ask the thread and someone posts it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192798
>>14192818
There isn't anything controversial about making monstergirls sane and rational, nor it is impossible without removing their ferocity or high sex drive, as proven by some of the writing.

It's just that the thread tends to imagine them more basic and instinct-driven for the sake of all the humorous animal analogues and sitcom jokes that circulate around here, and some let that view stick to the whole thing for them a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195386
truly, the real monster lies in man's hearth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195456
Good thing I don't have a fireplace where I live, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195439
If in doubt, there are other sites you can post to. Some people here are... triggered by it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195480
>the call of the passive aggressive shill

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195430
Gorilla Kakuken

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195492
See? Triggered immediately as if the safe space was breached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195430
I can imagine a blonde Oni doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA&ab_channel=mendelpalace
except the Oni wouldn't skip leg day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195509
See? They dindu nuffin. So please come join their club which is so unfairly persecuted.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/5681857

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195520
Funny thing about the unfair part. The current pastebin is run by the guy who caused the faggotry with the old pastebin in the first place.

Here we go again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195526
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuko is a wonderful ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195527
>The guy who originally ran the pastebin is still running it
Well gee golly mister, I guess that means it wasn't such a big deal in the first place.

Also
>Thinking that guy for a second is worse than Bobtopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195512
I want an Oni to try to pick me up in a bar. Just not like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195536
I dunno man, she's pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195512
Oni are the best non-fluffy MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195538
I'd gladly go home with an Oni, but if she was flirting with me like Johnny, I'd be too busy laughing my ass off to admire her rock hard abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195535
That's because the thread systematically shits on anything new. And then people keep asking why there's not enough new stuff coming in anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195542
I'd join you in that.
Cold you imagine her reaction to you actually saying yes after that laughter though?

It would be a sight to see.

>>14195544
I'm trying to write but work has decided that I need to spend six hours a night looking at spreadsheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195533
Are you that guy that waifued her?

Waifufags are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195544
But it doesn't. It shits on the same old things that try to creep back in like monsterboys and the rest. There's plenty of new writefags and more little fun pieces of art due to people like Sketch-kun than there were a year ago.

Honestly, speaking of same old things, this sounds like the old "muh caustic hostile" whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>Every night after work you go to an upscale bar
>Every now and then you see something flit out of your peripheral vision walking back to your car
>A week later this 7 foot tall mountain of muscle approaches you in the bar
>Can I buy you a drink?
>you accept
>After a long conversation she lets slip that she's seen you here a lot before
>you tell her you've never seen her before
>she blushes profusely
>Oh...uh...well
>she admits she's been watching you leave this place for a month, so she went and bought a nice dress just so they'd let her into the bar and she could talk to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195554
No.
I'm the mouse sniffer.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure they've accepted it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195558
I want to scratch behind her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195548
>Red Oni flexing and trying to woo you
>Her Blue Oni friend trying to call her off and convince her that a cute human boy won't just let her ride his face because she's captain of the football team and works out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
Remove horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195555
Speaking of which, he has his gallery on that site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
What's that?
Poison all the horsepussy kingdom's water with Hathor's milk?

CAN DO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
Now I want some lasagna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
Flat chested horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195567
Of course.
We'd need to go to dinner with he in a dress first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
>that breast position
dafuq mayn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195577
But she doesn't like dresses! Can't you just take her out for barbecue so that she can wear jeans and her TALK SHIT GET FIT tank top? She won't mind too much if you stare at her biceps if you just let her wear normal clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195577
>Forcing a red oni to wear a dress and go out on a date
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195583
Too bad, she's going to look cute and she's going to like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195583
>TALK SHIT GET FIT
>not the Ahnold "Come with me if you want to lift" shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195597
>you are now imagining an Oni saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdVCfDioTcY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
Only if they have some small and limber centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195576
>>14195611

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195622
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195622
Now that's a centaur I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195583
Come on, I'm sure she'd look really nice in one.

And she can still wear one that shoes off her biceps.

>>14195584
Muscled onis in dresses are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195622
Whelp, time to look into the marriage customs of the Horsepussy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195605
>she wears a tight t-shirt with the words "Oni is Numero Uno" on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195635
It's easy.
You just put a bun in her oven and you're now her husband.

You get a prize if you manage to impregnate her with twins or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193774
As long as it isn't Reci or that doll from the theme park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195622
If only there were flatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195544
so you got some names of those new people or are they just various guest anons writing greentexts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195645
There are, but the horsepussy kingdom doesn't advertise it.
They don't really fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195657
Everyone needs a bit of love, anon. Even the social outcasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195640
>that doll from the theme park
To hell with you, Murid was 100% waifu material.
So polite too.

[Anonymous No.]

what we need is people that want to piss off lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195657
Well, I've got a way for her to 'fit' in.

Minomilk! Fairly freshmino milk here!
Taken from the minotaur in a semi-consensual manner!

Two bottles for a dollar!

Come on guys I'm cutting my own throat here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195645
Why on earth would you want a flataur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195572
>This only leads to Centuar's having bigger tits than Giantesses and some HEALTH in their human and horse stomachs.
Thanks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195653
I think its just guest anons
good our not, cant think of anyone thats new

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195676
You are very welcome.
They can't catch you if they can't move!

Just makes it easier for the third or fourth doses to keep them there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195512
I'm reminded that MGC would have female Terry Crews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0
I have never wanted to live in a fictional world more than this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195701
>Gandharva_goes_to_the_gym.avi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195685
>implying Heavyweight isn't going to trot / canter your ass down regardless of milk dosage

You will be raped, in prison, by Horse Pussy prisoners.

Until you die of post incubization old age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195710
>Heavyweight
>implying I would run instead of tapping that muscular flank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195710
It won't be the first prison I've broken into and it won't be the last.

I've escaped Rapecatraz, burrowed my way out of the Snu-snulag, and climbed down the tower of Lovedon!

I'll enjoy my stay for a while before breaking out and paying the spiderpussy kingdom a visit....

But not before I give the girl who captured me a 'special' concoction of the purest, most concentrated milk known to man.

She'll be a 'heavy' breed for sure after that, although I'll need to give her a kid in congratulations for capturing me.

[Anonymous No.]

ok I know this sounds really weird but I need your help I accidentally gave myself 7 or so hickies and I need to get rid of them in 30 minutes what do I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
Boku no google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
>accidentally
Wear clothing over it you fucking alp. Real hickies last days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
Try MAMONOMANA.

And if you mean IRL, go google it and don't attach suction to your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
>accidentally gave myself 7 or so hickies
How the fuck did you manage that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
Cold compress / rubbing alcohol and massage them with circular motions afterwards. Repeat as needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195719
>It won't be the first prison I've broken into and it won't be the last.
My god, this man is truly mad! He breaks into prisons for the soul purpose of impregnating the prisoners, then breaks back out to continue his rampage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195738
D-do you not?

Whatever, it's time to pay the spider pussy kingdom a visit and stall this alliance they have with the horse pussy kingdom.

Hope they're ready to weave new clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195727
Some parts I don't have clothing to put over it. Also it's warm and long sleeves suck.

>>14195733
I started sucking various parts of my skin, and it felt really good, so I did it more, and then I realized I was bleeding, but I wasn't. You can guess what happened after.

>>14195734
Thanks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
You were masturbating while fondling yourself with a chopped-off squid tentacle, weren't you, you kraken-loving piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195745
>I started sucking various parts of my skin, and it felt really good, so I did it more, and then I realized I was bleeding, but I wasn't.
Fucking alps these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195745
>I started sucking various parts of my skin, and it felt really good, so I did it more, and then I realized I was bleeding, but I wasn't. You can guess what happened after.
>You can guess what happened after.
no, i can't. explain pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
>>14195745
I thought I left this kind of stuff behind when I left /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722

Explain your problem to a Yeti and ask to borrow her scarf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195757
Alps are everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195760
I want to break into alpcatraz and impregnate all the prisoners so I can build my own kingdom behind bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195751
This is a bully free thread please

>>14195752
Look I gotta go now don't try and make me feel more humilated OK?

>>14195757
OK Sorry I'll make it Monster Girl related

How does your favorite Monster Girl heal you and make you look presentable after a rough sex time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195722
>>14195745
>>14195763
Isn't this something that happens in Watamote?

Anon, how does it feel to know that you're literally just as pathetic and inept at life as Tomoko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195763
>Look I gotta go now don't try and make me feel more humilated OK?
no dude you stay here and explain until I understand what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195763
>This is a bully free thread please
You fucking alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Proper genie when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195775
Who knows?
All I know is that I would wish for Haruka Genie to be my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195778
Do you get unlimited wishes when you marry a genie?
Is every day like a living music video?
I've never had a friend like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195784
Stop reminding me that he's dead Anon.
Now we never will have a friend like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195775
There's Shantae, she can transform into monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195775
Worst girl.

Hikage Is much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195775
Around the same time we get the Ifrit, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195789
That's not Ikaruga or Ryobi
All senran's are best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195793
I want a harem of Kunoichi to dress up as various senran characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195775
I want to hug Haruka so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195800
Yeah, it would be great.
Would be even better if they had the personalities to go with them.

Getting into a groping contest with Kat-Kunoichi or playing vidya with Hibari and Mirai would be great.

Although the best would be impregnating each and every one of them.

>>14195802
I know your pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195183
>you will never adopt an overly protective Great Dane Kobold to be your sons older sister
>you will never give them a thumbs up, and bake some sweets for them once you've discovered that they've done the deed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195778
You can't wish for Love anon.
All you can do is wish her Free and hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195821
Then that'll be the first thing I do.

I don't even really need the other wishes.

Although I may wish for a fertility upgrade so it's easier to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>...ah!
Uh-oh! Looks like something silly has happened and you've stumbled on it! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195815
>baking
aaaaand that's why you have no kids or friends mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195815
>>14195183
>Be a K9 unit police officer
>your partner is a belgian malinois kobold
>*sniff sniff* "I smell roughly 5 kilos of Cocaine and some trace amounts of heroin on his person! book 'em, darling!"
>she becomes your wife and quits the force
>you get a new kobold partner to take her place
>she gets all pouty and jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192815
Is there a red skinned version of Demon? I need it for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195832
>not knowing how to cook shit for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195810
Oh that would be wonderful.

Life with a Kunoichi harem would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

So mosquito translation where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195831
Above all, don't make eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195834

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195836
It would be, especially if their body's matched the Senrans.

A wonderful titty ninja harem for snuggling and impregnating.

Although I think salamander fits Homu better and Hikage needs to be a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195831
Make fun of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195840
Judging by a clarification posted on MGR, it should be ready soonish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195835
>implying cooking equals baking
get fucked mate,50 bucks you dont even know how2lasagna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195833
Cute shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195848
Yeah, baking's much harder than cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195831
Avoid eye contact, blindfold, take home, stuff for thanks giving.
ruffle hair and then impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195844
>Lamina Hikage wrapping you up in her coils with a blank face and only a slight hint of a blush.

Damn, would be pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>was supposed to put up an update Tuesday
>have a little over 400 words done now
But it's so comfy in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195832
Not that guy, but I know how to cook/bake and I have two friends. For kids I would need a human woman and that's a bit... Seriously how can you live alone and not know how to cook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195862
Microwaves have been around for decades, grandpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195842
Thank you so much anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195859
Lamia*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195866
It's not the same, anon. It really isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195856
and I believed that there really are people who think baking isn't shit, poor baittaking me i guess :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195874
Much better than eating things cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195862
I wish I had actual house-husband skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195859
Are you ready for the day she tells you that I feels good warming up with you?
Are you ready to make little chikages with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195861
What kind of sick bastard keeps his daughteru in a basket?
>>14195882
You could always just be fit and handsome and be a trophy husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195878
Well, I can agree with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195842
>there are demons of different colors
>make multiple contracts at the same time like you think your name was John Constantine
>a rainbow orgy has never been this straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195882
It's never too late to start!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195886
>You could always just be fit and handsome and be a trophy husband.
I'm fit, but average, kinda like onii-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195893
You know what a Wurm looks for in a husband? They have to be nice and easy to be around

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195884
You bet I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195882
It's not that hard. Basic chores like dishes, cleaning, and laundry and easy enough that even a retard can do it. The only things that require a bit of skill is cooking/baking, but then again that's easy enough to git gud at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195898
Good man.

I'd be game for giving werecat Mirai kittens, although I'd do that for any MG Senran.

or regular senran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195901
Also bedroom skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195906

But it's not really hard at all to put your bed sheets,covers, etc on a mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195897
Those hips don't lie.
It seems wondrous that a retard Dragon is able to retain a figure like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195906
The Mrs. will help you get better at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195897
I'm her man then.
>>14195906
This is the most important thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195918
Has to do with the dance of her people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195901
don't forget sewing to repair all those popped buttons and broken zippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195929
>broken zippers
Never actually seen that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be completely ignored by monster girls and die even lonelier then I am already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195929
Just secretly get your mother to take care of all that.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm having trouble concentrating for some reason. Derriere might have something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

So, has anybody ever considered that if this TPP bill thing passes, we might get shut down for good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195932
All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195955
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195955
I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195955
KC is fine with fanwork, so we'll be good on that front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195955
What's so bad about that? We all would finally be free. The curse would be broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195965
But I came here willingly because there's nowhere else to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195952
I want to charge my gunlance's heat gauge inside that lagombi ass, and spill my Wyvern Flame inside her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo where all da writefags at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979

I'm dead. Sup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195980
Why you dead tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
Here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195982
Where's all the inspiration gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
Making dinner, because that guy talking about cooking made me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
Working or avoiding working, as usual. Planning on continuing some stuff this weekend. Nothing terribly new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
They're gone, Anon. Their bodies made into a road of flesh and board of which the threads march on, straight towards hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195981

I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195989
Let's come back to the world of the living together! I'll write about a cat, you write about a dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195963
Not him, but under TPP, copyright infringement is punishable by law, regardless of whether or not the holder of the copyright presses charges. Your ISP could still turn you in for looking at MGE. At the least the Wiki would get shut down.

I only hope either Sanders or Trump take office and trash TPP so waifus can stay safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195955
We can just move to a site not hosted in one of those countries if worst comes to worst, worrying is pointless especially when we don't even know what made it into the final draft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195992
>Your ISP could still turn you in for looking at MGE
Wait, what's the crime there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195992
Why would Trump be against it. He's a businessman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195992
Fuck off with your FUD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195994
Looking at copyrighted material. Just looking at anything copyrighted could be met with prison time.

>>14195996
>FUD
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195985
Well, I'm fairly safe, I have mine locked up in my basement. We will always be together. Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195992
>Your ISP could still turn you in for looking at MGE.
>Being this hysterical
>Spreading bullshit about a trade agreement we haven't even seen yet
Fuck off to reddit and beg for upvotes about your important issues there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195999
>could be met with prison time
That's so ridiculous it's never going to pass. It defies reason.
>>14196001
Nyanon please don't keep them locked up, just put powerful shock collars on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196003
>It defies reason
Who cares about reason when there are shekels to be made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196003
HUSH, TPP IS PASSING AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196003
To be honest.
It's better than that guy last thread who didn't tolerate meesus breaking into his home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195999
>Just looking at anything copyrighted could be met with prison time.
Hm, I better tear my eyes out now, that way I could also marry a medusa!

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Ferret Monster girl be a very long girl, or a very limber girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196016
Probably long and limber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196009
There won't be any shekels being made by anyone.
>>14196013
BUT I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE PACIFIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196003
No maus sniffer here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196020
You're even worse. You're hidoi. Non-consensual sniffing is a serious violation of a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195992
You're such a joker.

Are you forgetting the part where KC has fan art and fanfiction sections on his own site? That he distributes his own profiles for free and that he officially gave the okay for MGR to translate them? TPP has nothing to do with MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196018
>There won't be any shekels being made by anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196018
It's effecting every country the US can bully into being part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196002
It's in the leaked documents on wikileaks, one of the whole point of TPP's IP laws is that companies won't have to file complaints on copyright infringement anymore since ISPs do it for them. Not to mention it would kill the Comiket. It's not hysterical when literally every sign points to "you're fucked".

>>14196003
When has being ridiculous ever stopped things from being law? In China you lose credit score for buying video games.

Deus Ex was right, it's just a bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196029
Go vote for Trump already then if he'll stop this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196022
But it's not fun if they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196032
>In China you lose credit score for buying video games
I meant places with real people living in them.
>it's just a bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago
That's true.
>We are the future
No we're not, we're hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196033
I vote for the Demon Lord, she's gonna build a wall and I can get front row seats to her birth giving

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196032
>It's in the leaked documents on wikileaks
Which are massively out of date, the entire reason the meetings went on so long were to hammer out details.
>one of the whole point of TPP's IP laws is that companies won't have to file complaints on copyright infringement anymore since ISPs do it for them
That's actually a very minor part which might not even be in there any more, the only reason you hear about it so much is because you read about it on the very thing it might effect. Might, we don't even know yet.
>Not to mention it would kill the Comiket.
A trusted lawyer with stakes in the anime/manga industry says Comiket should be fine, I'd trust his word over a poorly informed anon
>It's not hysterical when literally every sign points to "you're fucked"
Except we don't even know if what you're worrying about will even be in the finished version and if it is, it might have been toned down so yes it's hysterical.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are shit, this is why monster girls are so much better as leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195990

>I'll write about a cat

I did have a loose idea floating in my head about pretty much just that Bump of Chicken song Holy Knight. But instead of a normal cat it's a Nekomata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196045
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196045
Oh look, it's this post again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196044
Anon, please. Don't you know how life is handled?
"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196033
In all honesty, I wouldn't mind him crashing and burning so hard that people actually decide to fix some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lich to smother me with her delicious thighs and butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196044
The TPP was made with plenty of corporate lobbying from Hollywood. And it's been reported that the intellectual property chapter has gone mostly unchanged. Do you really think any industry would be interested in lobbying for weaker IP laws? Especially against Hollywood lobbying?

>B-But Japan's entertainment industry
Japan politicians hate Otaku, why the hell would they stand up for that industry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
thinking on how to kick off the secont part of my writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196057
This is just plain ridiculous and I can't believe it's happening. I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196056
I want to fluster a lich by poking her butt with my dick while we cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196056

I want to bury my face in a Kejourou's breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196060
what's the prob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196057
>The TPP was made with plenty of corporate lobbying from Hollywood.
It mainly focuses on food, work standards, medicine and trade of physical goods.
>And it's been reported that the intellectual property chapter has gone mostly unchanged.
By who? Scaremonger media outlets who haven't even seen it?
And Japanese politicians may hate Otaku but they'd be idiots to willingly put a profitable part of their economy in trouble, there's more profit for them in other parts of the agreement sure but they're not just going to ignore negotiating a better position completely.

Save getting your panties in a twist till you've seen it and actually know what you're talking about, failing that take it to /pol/, reddit or anywhere but here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196061
That's not even all of it. There's the part where it allows pharmaceutical companies to extend their patents and muscle cheaper generic drugs out of the market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196092
I don't care about that, I don't use pharmacies. I just want my imageboard, dammit.
Maybe I'll just find a cave and make some paintings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196072
>It mainly focuses on food, work standards, medicine and trade of physical goods.
If you watched the roundtable after negotiations they make a point of saying one of the main uses is to establish rules for intellectual property and commercial use of the internet throughout the pacific region.

>By who? Scaremonger media outlets who haven't even seen it?
It's in leaked documents and reports.

>And Japanese politicians may hate Otaku but they'd be idiots to willingly put a profitable part of their economy in trouble, there's more profit for them in other parts of the agreement sure but they're not just going to ignore negotiating a better position completely.
Why would politicians see this as a "weaker position"? Politicians love stronger IP laws. Outside of otakushit the rest of Japanese media would probably love stronger IP laws Anime piracy is huge, anime companies wouldn't mind that getting knocked out. And you think Toho is going to turn down the opportunity? They love copyright laws. Every other country is either third world or has a nonexistent entertainment industry and thus doesn't give two shits either way.

>Save getting your panties in a twist till you've seen it and actually know what you're talking about, failing that take it to /pol/, reddit or anywhere but here.
I wish I had your optimism and faith that politicians weren't soulless people intent on destroying every last bit of fun you had. You seem like the good kind of guy, one who'd like Tanukis.

Do you like Tanukis? Would you brush her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196101
That dude looks like Bruce Lee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196112
I see no resemblance.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather sign a contract with a Tanuki or a Demon?

Or, would you sign a contract with... The secret box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136

None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136
I signed a marriage contract with whatever the hell this is. It makes good stew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136
Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192415

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136
The box

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
You did it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136
I'll take the Box of Secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136
Is the box making a faint "awawa" noise or am I hearing things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196136
The box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196155
>>14196159
>>14196162
>>14196163
Ah ha! It was the Alp! Enjoy being stuck with a shrewd greedy Alp forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14192395
This was stupid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196172
I wish I'd have played. An Alp is a good thing to have around if you ever need to lift things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
It's just a box, nothing suspicious here.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls in sneaking suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196172
I cast fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196192
Jokes on you, this is a lewd Alp into fisting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196192
>fisting Alps
How kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196191
The only good sneaking suits are made of latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196191
That's the Naked suit, not the sneaking suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196201
>Slimes in latex
By all rights this shouldn't work, but I'm so glad it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196192
>touching alps
And now you have cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196207
It's a beautiful thing, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196174
Yeah, but it got >>14196150 to be made. So it's retroactively the smartest thing I did yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
Earning a living, finally watching Jojo in between shifts, figuring out what to do for the next part of my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196218
>watching Jojo
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196213
>Big bubble butts in skin-tight latex
>With Slime squishiness & versatility
Slimes being able to wear any sort of clothes perfectly is cheating

[Anonymous No.]

From line 556.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196232
Stinky smelly Oomukades! Gonna sniff em all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196207
I'm generally ambivalent about slimes, but putting them in latex outfits raises their appeal for me by magnitudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196222
Tried the manga but the art style of the first part wasn't to my liking, once I finish with the second part I'll try reading part three to see if it got more to my liking by that time.
TLDR I'm a finicky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196246
Anon please. The manga is the only way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195992
I doubt the MGE would be in any danger. It's an original concept that no big-wig would possibly care to investigate any material of.

Now EMG on the other hand...

>>14196003
It already did? Sure it still has the potential to be vetoed, and hopefully it will, but...

>>14195995
Probably because he's an independent sort, who does whatever the fuck he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
You're a Saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195995
Trumps just that based. Just the other day they released a bunch of articles about how Jews fear him. He's legit. He's also spoken out against NAFTA, Lobbyists, and all sorts of shit.

I want to buy my waifu one of those "Make America Great Again" hats. I want to fuck her while she wears the hat. I want to make cute daughterus with her while she wears the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
We accept your offerings.
https://slm-assets0.secondlife.com/assets/3801642/lightbox/glue%20bottle.jpg?1309136815

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
She's left her weak points exposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195563
That armor is extremely stylish, and makes me feel an infatuation towards its wearer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just realized with the archive gone maid service anon might not be able do any more of the latest round of maid profiles
>mine was either the very next one to be made, or the second in line to be made
I never actually closed out of the archive page, so I've still got that entire thread up where people were filling out the request form because I always wanted to see how close mine was. So if you're here maid service anon and you need the information people gave, I can copy paste it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196275
Is Trump supposed to be the next Hitler or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196284
According to bothe the libs and /pol/, yes. whether this is a good thing depends on who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196292
Hitler did fix the unemployment situation and got everyone to like proper art. Can Trump do even half as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196292
But I thought he just hates Mexicans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196292
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2015/09/donald-trumps-rise-sparks-widespread-angst-among-jewish-republicans/
>“There are a lot of folks who are, to be charitable, into white identity politics, and to be uncharitable are outright racists, who are supporting Trump,” said Nathan Wurtzel, a Republican political consultant and principal at The Catalyst Group, who is Jewish. “It’s very off-putting and disturbing.”
Translation: Oy Vey!

[Anonymous No.]

Pat-pat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196281
>Anubis hides in a box
>Ears are still poking out, but she thinks she's invisible
>It's the most obvious thing ever
>Decide to play along
>Lean up against box
>'Gee, I wonder where she went?'
>Run a finger along her ear
>The whole box shivers
>Continue this for a while, playing clueless as you tease her ears
>With each pass you get more aggressive until you're practically molesting them
>The whole box is trembling, you even hear a few stifled whimpers
>Finally let up, Her ears retreat into the box
>Open up the box & peek inside
>She's curled up in a ball, ears flat against her head
>Her whole body's shaking, and he face is crimson
>Her thong is also a little damp
>'Oh, there you are! I had no idea you were here.'
>She glares at you, a mixture of rage & embarrassment on her face
>She's probably going to punish you, but that look of hers was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196305
>[ ] Keep patting
>[X] CQC throw into the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196308
Hey quit fooling around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196292
To be fair, he did try to have a widow's house seized from her so he could turn it into a parking lot. Among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196315
Commie please, this is 'murrica and that widow had every opportunity to get rich and successful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196056
Sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196305
Pet-pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196311
>[X] Kick her awake
>[X] Interrogate
>[X] Knock out again
>[X] Shove body into portable bathroom stall

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196315
So eminent domain which the government has done for years? I see nothing wrong with this.

If I was married to a Dragon Overlord I'd fully support her oppressing the peasants and kicking them out of their mudhuts to build that pool she always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196320
Boss, the Fluffy Tail doesn't speak English. We need a Mofu-to-English translator to interrogate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196301
>the boyim know
shut it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196321
If I was married to a Dragon Overlord we'd troll the local nobility by inciting the peasants into open revolt against them, and while that was happening we'd rob the church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196321
Are you a children's movie villain by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196319
Horo always struck me more as the type who'd want her tail played with

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196329
I'd like for her kingdom and acts of villainy to resemble one, yes. We'd have musicals too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196330
It's a fine tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196333
The villains get all the best songs. Consider the following: a musical with nothing but villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196336
But then it'd just be me, her, her army of identical quirky Salamanders, and her Shoggoth assistant who's untrustworthy but still kept around anyways for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196330
I'm not sure if it's in the anime, but I'm fairly certain at one point in the books that Holo snaps when Lawrence tries to pet her tail. She gets all startled and flustered, and says that her tail can only be touched by her, or something like that.
It's pretty early on when she says that, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196335
I want to brush her tail while I Complement her on how beautiful it is and watch as she blushes from embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196336
>musicals

Fucking boring kiddie shit. Always hated movies with that faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196342
No I mean multiple overlords and their respective minions.
>>14196346
>disliking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
If you don't like that, you're better off never becoming a real villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196343
Dunno. She seemed pretty cool with it when that alpha wolf pinned her down and knotted her into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196348
>Hellfire
It's nice, but it gets way to much hype & overshadows a lot of other good ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196150
And he shall appear, etc.
Nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196323
Someone Fulton a Wendigo back, we need a fluent mofu speaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196348
No, never liked musicals of any kind, ever. Never will. They ruin the pace of whatever I'm watching. It's like watching a death duel between two gladiators where they suddenly agree on a timeout before continuing.

It's fucking annoying. If I were a villain, I'd make sure to put musicals in "Shit to Fuck Up" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196359
>attach the fulton to a Wendigo
>"Awawaaaahhhh~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196364
Well when I'm at the side of my gorgeous Black Dragon waifu I will let our daughter sing to her heart's content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196365
>Try to fulton a Wendigo
>She slips out of her cloak
>Slowly gets back to her feet before realizing she's naked
>Starts running around in circles, 'awawawahh'ing very loudly
>Every person within a hundred yards is suddenly '!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196351

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196365
Imagining what noises monstergirls would make when you fulton them is still amusing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196376
Wish I had an 'after' shot, but I deleted the series once I finished watching it. You know, the one where she's all naked and messed up after being put on all fours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196378
>Succubi
>"Diiiiiiicks"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196351
4/10 meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196375
>>14196378
>>14196387
I'm starting to feel like this isn't worth the trouble of getting all those girls who think D and C are the highest ranks because all they can think about are dicks and cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196353
Going by the video thumbnail, I thought Professor Layton had become a pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196307
Good thing I'd know where all her emergency override switches are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14194409
>He hasn't done anything terrible yet
>Neglecting the guy who fucked horsepussy no sooner than his human wife was in the ground in order to sire a half-sister horsepussy for his motherless son
>The guy who let said son fuck his own flesh and blood in order for them to breed a stronger horsepussy
>That eventually led to him fucking his father's second wife, which crashed like a train into Human Centipede levels of horsefuta and horsepussy with BDSM armor from the pits of Hades itself

>Forgetting about the Slime snuff where a guy ends up as the personal cum factory for a slime girl and their "daughters" after he watched some dumbasses rape them first

>Neglecting the massive fuck-up of Bat-Ninja where the guy gets cuckolded not once, but TWICE
>First by some fat fuck as his childhood friend bat-girl is posing as a prostitute (which is something kunoichi do in fiction ALOT)
>Then by some Man-Bat monsterboy who goes FULL BESTIALITY mode on her and makes her unable to ever want to fuck a human boy again
>Just so the MC can turn into his master and raise a human boy and bat girl as a pair of ninjas to continue the cycle of NTR and Beta Cuckolding

>>14195014
An Anubis.

>>14195019
I'd write a fire-based girl but knowing the thread they'd just hate it because it wasn't done by a likable author/involves an MG that hasn't really been touched yet at all.

Since you plebeians seem to LOVE Black Dragon but forget the best Chromatic next to Blue and Purple.

[Anonymous No.]

Come have a go if you think you're hard enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196404
>you plebeians
Hey, Black Dragons are usually talked about by either Alp or just one or two like-minded weirdos.
>Purple
Only Purple I know is Spyro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196410
I'm good but thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196404
>>Forgetting about the Slime snuff where a guy ends up as the personal cum factory for a slime girl and their "daughters" after he watched some dumbasses rape them first

Don't remind me. it was fine until the last few pages.

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>>14196404
I said the one truly awful thing. That being that third thing you listed.

The first at least had a happy ending after all the fucked up stuff.
And that second...I'm actually not familiar with that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196410
No thanks, I'd rather fuck a nice loving Squirrel girl than a loli with a shit personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196424
I don't think you understand. She's picking a fight. That's why she's showing off her massive bicep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196410
>General distaste for lolis
>Never really liked Tamamo
>Desire to see a smug fox broken by a cock bulging her tiny tummy
Give me a minute to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196428
That's my point too, That loving Squirrel is a fighter too.

Much sexier than some dumb loli trying to fight a guy twice her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14193356
It has expanded. I may just have to watch this crap.

>remembers this is a pg13 harem show so nothing will happen

Guess I'll settle for lewd gifs and webms.

[Anonymous No.]

Who here Bone Town?
http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/image/130722123610

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196433
What Monster Girl would Toph be?
Loli Gnome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196410

No, I'll take the superior Tamamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196437
Skeletons are the most supportive monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196442
Sluuuuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196435
The webms are great, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196447

She just wants to be a good wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196435
>>14196449
Also, don't forget, Miia has all the best reaction pics in the entire show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196453
Miia just gets the most. Cerea does cute way better, and personally I think Smith has some of the funnier reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196452
She's a filthy stupid slut!

Dumber than a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the image of Cera serving beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196463
See >>14192076

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196466
Thank you Anon, I'd alp for you, no homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196463
Dude... It's like 20 posts into the thread.
>>14192076

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196461
Cerea's pretty cute alright.
Shame I don't have the gif to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196461

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196473
Hard to tell from a still. What scene is that?
>>14196479
Was literally about to post that, but my computer take forever to actually post an image

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>>14196416
They expanded on the Chromatic pantheon and added Brown, Grey, and Purple Dragons.

Purples are basically Non-Wonderland Jabberwocks who live DEEP underground and shoot psychadelic gas out instead of fire. Don't remember anything about Grey and Browns, infortunately.

There's a Cobalt one too, I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196485
>what scene is that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6TTd_1ovs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196461
Liar. Miia's the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196489
>Not Wonderland
But I like my Madness, why would you take out the madness? And don't Jabberwocks breath psychedelic gas too, only theirs is more of an aphrodisiac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196495
Motherfucker, I will fight you if you try to post heresy like that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196497
When I say psychadelic, i'm talking about a Purple Dragon basically making you huff gas fumes or doing seventy different kinds of LSD to where you're so easily manipulated that you'd fuck a Dwarve adventurer's beard if it told you to

[Anonymous No.]

Zombina and Tio > All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196505
>psychadelic
Nee ma
Oh oh hoy
Nee ma

Dee dee I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196489
Metallics still a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196502
>tumblr
Opinion discarded

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>>14196489
>Grey
They spit acidic slime that corrodes and also immobilises. Their claws petrify, and ancient ones can petrify anything simply with proximity
>Brown
Love to dig, and shoot superheated sand as their breath weapon.
>Cobalt
Emit magnetic waves that force to cause damage.

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>>14196232
Your sentence structure and punctuation seem wonkier than usual.

>a hammered Oomukade that spent most of her life living in a hole in the ground demonstrates more social awareness than the MC
Step it up, centipede sniffer-kun.
>I touched her tail.
Being in reach of plump, drunk cat ass and not copping a feel. He continues to disappoint with half-assing the depravity.

The reminder that he's dealing with a pair of carnivores was good though. Next plan: hot dogs and sausages for every meal from now on.

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>>14196511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r52ZBx0KMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38oGAJ09f8

Around Wocks, never relax. Or she'll make you listen to Dad Rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196515
>Not recognizing Matsu's work
>Still pretending that the majority of people don't use tumblr to follow artists
>Ignoring the fact that half of our art comes from tumblr
How's your delusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196515
>thinking all artists on tumblr on SJWs
>shitting on Matsu-sensei

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>>14196524
Was getting human boys drugged up and listening to dadrock part of their plan?

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>>14196530
What a slutty looking woman.

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>>14196533
But of course. Every Wock ever since their whelpling days dreams of languishing in a haze-filled boudoir with their husband. The thoughts of escape having long left him as he reclines into the cushions while his wife climbs on top of him and engages in psychadelic polynesian style sex, her hips moving like gentle waves on the beach of eternity

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>>14196502
Time and place you fag

[Anonymous No.]

>Titty horse will never protect you from delinquent monster girls
Why must the world be so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196542
Here and now, nigger. I will end you.

[Anonymous No.]

I smell barnyard animals and sex

am I in scotland?

[Anonymous No.]

Horses and snakes are bad.

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>>14196549
If we were in Scotland we'd have Kelpies by now.

WRITEFAGS WHEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196549
Either that or the deep south.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196502
ur pic is awesum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195979
I'm missing in action

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help eradicate all those dirty redskin monster girls with the help of your pure blooded European monster waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never bully a busty centaur about her horsepussy before you make her legs buckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196530
This lady sure looks like a really shady person

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>>14196569
I'd bully those outrageous tits equally to her horse pussy.

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>>14196571
I'm going to hug Charon!

Then I'm going to take her home! I want her to make puns while she sucks me off!

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>>14196578
Shut up.

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>>14196569
There's no need to bully them. Just teas them a bit and imply there's things they can't do. Their centaur pride will take care of the rest.

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>>14196581
Never! I will always talk about my love for the mistress of puns!

I love Charon!

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>>14196589
Nice. Now shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196592
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196569
>>14196582
>Tell her she can't rape
>People see you getting chased by a Centaur constantly backing up and going "kyaa~" when her horsepussy hits walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196582
But how can I make it clear I love her if I don't bully what I'm about to ruthlessly pound until neither of us can move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196603
If she wanted me to rape me, there's a much easier way to make sure I stay still first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196444
heeee

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>>14196616
haaaas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196623
nooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to Porkers!
>Come hungry, leave married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196608
>>14196569
>You will never be tasked with breeding a pedigree racer from your childhood friend Small Breed Centaur
>You will never fuck her so fiercely against the walls of the designated stall for privacy that her legs buckle and her knees are like a newborn foal's
>She'll never give you a good luck blowjob afterwards
>You will never get to see her belly swell and become gravid with your daughter
>You will never both go on runs with her to get her into the need for speed game
>She will never go on to become a world champion and then retire with you two in the countryside

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>>14196628
I was attempting to come up with a clever name based on a midwestern chicken wing chain, but I couldn't.

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>>14196628
I would like to order from the special menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196616
>>14196623
>>14196627
He has no country
He has no base
This Boss
Has a punished face

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>>14196632
Like Shetland sized small breed?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to milk you Holst every week.

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>>14196628
>>14196635
I want to slap whoever started this shit. Or kill them.

>>14196642
Like Lightweight version of a Thoroughbred or Arabian. Shetland Ponies are for Welshmen and farmers.

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>>14196608
>Surprised face when the guy orgasms

I fucking hate this meme with artists. What the fuck did she think was gonna happen?

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>>14196647
She thought confetti was going to come out.
A rare double switcheroo by those crafty wizards.

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>>14196646
If I want to sproink one of the P'Orc waitress's tails I'll do so.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of things would Porkers actually serve. I was thinking chicken wings for obvious reasons, but it seems to detract from the theme. Maybe bacon dishes?

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>>14196659
The usual BBQ menu, all sorts of cooked meats, grilled vegetables, massive portions.

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>>14196659
BBQ you dingbat, like ribs and pulled pork

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>>14196659
Bacon cheese fries is always a plus.

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>>14196651
>Lilim is giving you paizuri, mocking your wizard ass for falling prey to her 'booby trap'
>You ejaculate blue smoke, she's confused and wordless
>It forms into the shape of that Nightmare from Courage the Cowardly Dog
"You're not perfect..."
>She refuses to fuck a wizard ever again

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>>14196659
>>14196662
>>14196663
>>14196665
I think I'm having a heart attack just reading this.

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>>14196667
We should have a salad bar option then.

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>>14196667
Well that's hearty P'Orc cuisine for you.

If you can't handle it, you can go to that dainty salad place owned by Elves across the road.

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>>14196667
>Not loving BBQ
What sort of skinless-chicken-steamed-vegetable-eating monster are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196643
4th day best day.

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>>14196659
Poutine and doughnut cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196643
Do I have to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196673
>>14196674
>>14196675
Didn't say I wasn't still gonna eat it..

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>>14196647
She's amazed at his ability to recreate the Sistine Chapel on the ceiling with his cum

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>>14195833
>Cocaine and heroine

The first thing that will absolutely crash is the drugsmarket when 2017 happens. Demon Realm products are superior in every way and don't lead to death. Only transformation and waking up to your new wife.

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>>14196647
She's surprised because he didn't tap her on the head.

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>>14196410

I've got you on the bed now!

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>>14196647
It's Cerea, so her being shocked by things pertaining to sex isn't that unrealistic. The first part of moon on the image also has her saying how 'so much came out...'(rough translation), so she might not have expected that much.

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>>14196680
I fucking love this pose so damn much

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>>14196687
LEWD.

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>>14194997
>>14195009
I'd probably try to read it, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196699
>6699
That Fox Alice is gonna get molested.

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>>14196643
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be a trumpet boy being smothered by an ara ara mg after returning triumphantly with your regiment to your home city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196687
>Completely unspoilered nudes
You might want to delete that shit, before you get b& AND v&

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196674
>>14196663
>>14196665
>>14196662
>>14196659
>>14196653
>>14196675
All of you need to die for not purging P'Orcs

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>>14196723
I can't help it, I'm a slave to their delicious homestyle BBQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196704
Is double 69 really molestation? I suppose if you eat her out so much she can't even focus enough to give you a blowjob, then maybe.

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>>14196723
Says the beta who probably lost to the weakest of all P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196723
If you don't like BBQ, you could always try the Rabbit Hole. They offer a healthier alternative.

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>>14196734
Hell no, last time I went there the March Hare Waitress tried to drug my drink. When I called the chef the damn Hatter started feeling me up. When I called the Manager over that damn Chesire started feeling me up. When I called the Owner over that damn Jabberwock started feeling me up.

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>>14196734
Is it wrong that I'd dine here just because I'd like to watch the rabbit waitresses hop along on their fluffy rabbit legs?

I probably wouldn't even like the food. I'd just reach out and try to touch them.

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>>14196734
>Rabbit food

Fuck you Charon, I laughed.

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>>14196741
If you don't like the Rabbit Hole, you could try Greener Pastures, featuring locally made dairy products.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196744
Bad idea. Most places that have the skimpy waitresses can throw you out if you try to touch the girls without permission. Do you really want that Oni bouncer dumping you on your head?

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>>14196752
I feel like they would just 'Kyaaa~ Pervert!' and kick me in the chest with their powerful rabbit feet.

That or the Flemish Giant Rabbit Girl working as a bodyguard throws me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJiMgoFcXS8

Fuck those rabbits are big.

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>>14196751
I'd rather just get some cheap stuff down at the Panda House.

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>>14196709
>You'll never be one of the unwilling survivors of the battle who returns home with blood on your hands, empty inside because you have no relative or loved one to return to, as they were killed by the enemy in the past, effectively fighting for nothing but the duty to your homeland

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196760
Chinese takeaways?

Or Mist Continent Takeaways I suppose.

Sweet and sour noodle dishes with cooked bamboo shoots, very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196760
Soft cuddly pandas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196756
Scratch that. Look at this monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fo236Hfaqs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196767
>Just you know why...

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>>14196756
You won't get thrown out anon. You'll get thrown in.
Into the rabbit hole.
You wanna have a good time?
Then you'll get one.
All those horny Rabbits aren't going to let an interrested male get away, you are getting out of there married.

[Anonymous No.]

Who dis?
And how do I get them to draw more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196776
I don't know if my pelvis can take the abuse those rocket powered rabbit thighs can dish out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196779
Can you be more specific?

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>>14196782
>Rocket powered rabbit thighs
It makes me sad there's no stories with wererabbits using their powerful legs for shit like Bellamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196786
I'm saying, hypothetically, if one were to try and get said artist to, say, draw a hunting Jinko or a Kunoichi, how would one go about that?

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>>14196795
What artist are you talking about I mean?

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>>14196786
Fuck, I see what you mean now.

>>14196779 was for >>14196767.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196795
Look at the wordpress, go on tumblr, pixiv, or even Bob's Infernal Castle if you're desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196795
If it's a Hunting Jinko, a Pith Helmet is absolutely mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196801
>Ptih Helmet sport hunting
>Not going tribal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196779
>>14196795
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/

He drew this Mindflayer too. Just got into Monster Girls but seems to really love them. He has 2-1 commission slots left if you're interested.

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>>14196449
>the way she pokes her own boob

[HEAVY FUCKING BREATHING]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196815
I found that part to be incredibly amusing.

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>>14196795
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/edit?usp=sharing

That's got 90% of the MG drawfags we know of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196449
I NEED AN ADULT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196767
I don't often comment on pictures of monstergirls being seductive but, wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you just want to fuck monstergirls but they think they're entitled to your dick

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold a Wurm in my arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196825
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy her cheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196818
Tits are serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196801
>>14196804
>Still no story of The Most Dangerous Game between a guy in his Jinko wife/mom/oneesan
I'm disappointed more than sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196830
Cheese? Why would she be selling cheese? Is that why her thighs are that wide?

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls faces when they learn about abortion clinics

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196845
Anon what if I told you tonight was the night your dreams came true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196845
Would a jinko mother even be affectionate? Or would she be a real tiger mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196853
I wouldn't believe you. I don't even believe in myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196859
Actually I'm so sorry Anon. The story is written, but Pastebin is down right now.

I'm sorry for getting your hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

Imps make great helpers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196864
Maybe if they were all shortstacks like that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196859
>tfw no shortstack Anubis boss who does this pose when she talks to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196864
I'd lend her a hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196872
>Lack of shortstack MG commissions

Kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196864
I want to have a shortstack Arch Imp boss me around using her magic powers, only to get trapped in an anti-magic field and be bullied in return by me!

Then we snuggle together because it was all just roleplay. There's no such thing as an anti-magic field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196884
>no such thing as anti magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196864
Yep, they are pretty helpful in the demon cult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196890
Yeah I know, but if you suggest that there might be anything at all that can stop a wizard in these threads, a bunch of wizard posters will start shitting it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196858
Well, I mean, in that scenario it'd be something like...

>Get adopted/found by Jinko huntress
>She raises you distantly with her attendants, takes you on camping trips regularly and teaches you trapping, tracking, all the good stuff
>Takes your first time after you spent time at the age of fifteen beating off to her ever-muscular figure, ending in a co-ed shower where she fucked you ragged since she could tell you'd been wanting to put it in her for a week
>Has you go with her to the jungles where she was born and raised, you're in full Schwarzeneggar mode
>Hugging a tree, covered in mud, the only thing showing are the whites of your eyes
>She nearly catches you, remarking about how much you're making her blood boil by making the game interesting
>Spend several days in the deadly game of cat and mouse
>Light a torch and challenge her, she lands on the fallen tree gracefully, padding over to you
>Melee combat ensues
>You overtake her, using your lower center of gravity to your advantage, or so you think
>Until she pounces on you from behind, pins you to the floor on your stomach and begins toi furiously chuff and nibble your ears
>Rubbing her face on your well-muscled back
>Turning you over
>And then raping the shit out of you
>You make it a yearly custom to play your survival game in the jungles with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196896
Something had to balance out muh invincible monsters posters.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one acquire an imp servant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196900
Sounds funny.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone e really want to be a wizard? I mean beard, cloak, solitary tower, the whole shebang. I'd rather have murderhobo abilities and adventure while fucking and dumping MUs and just living it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196911
Cutting it pretty close there crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196911
>That face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196911
So they made her really autistic.
I'm reminded of something having to do with authors always projecting at least part of themselves onto their creations.

[Anonymous No.]

Ryu-jin fan art already out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196909
Yeah but the problem is the plot is horribly cliche and I already have zilch motivation to go through with anything.

May as well just write a short and use nothing but more quips than Joss Whedon's Avengers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196938
I want to straddle her and squeeze her tail too tight while she melts from pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196900
That's the worst thing I've ever read in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196911
Who's this? I stopped reading EMG during the scyllla part. Is that one of the girls crabman promised years ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196946
>>14196946
What some call cliché, I call tried and true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196863
It's back up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196951
She is one of the girls of Bike-cop's Harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196938
>you will never use your dragon daughter's tail as a handle to carry her around
>you will never swing her like a wildman making her squeal with glee when your wife isn't looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196951
Sub-species were posted with each anime episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14195842
Stories about Demon as that red guy from Cow and Chicken when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196845
>>14196853
>>14196859
>>14196863
>>14196960
http://pastebin.com/9jMwF7th

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196938
Where's her reverse scale?

[Anonymous No.]

Using only the MGs from Monster musume, can you make a harem with 3-5 girls?

For me it would be:
1) Luz
2) Ryu-jin
3) melusine
4) Raptor
5) elder devil

What would yours be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197004
You have to find it.
That's why it is known as the great reverse scale challenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197012
>harem
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197012
Shark
Dairy Breed
Elder Evil
Raptor
Large Breed

But I'd rather have only one girl from those, I don't really like harems that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197012
1. Elder Devil
2. Alraune
3. Pink Slime
4. Poultry Harpy
5. Early Zombie

We EZ Mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196929
>>14196951
This wasn't drawn by crabman, actually.
It was drawn over in /a/.
I guess it goes to show how good the guy is at drawing it like the other bios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197012
Strictly speaking, harems are pretty shit, but I can list girls I wouldn't mind having around, instead.

>Giant
>Shark
>Gothic monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197012
>Miia
>Medusa
>Melusine
>Echidna
>___Eel___

[Anonymous No.]

>>14196923
Yea that'd be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197012
1. Gigantes
2. Troll
3. Minotaur
4. Large breed arachne
5. Echidna

I like big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197081
>>14197012
Actually cut echidna and add cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

Where'd everybody go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197104
Monster girls became real.
You didn't get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14197104
vidya games

[Anonymous No.]

Canadian Wendigos.

Yay or nay? Or eh?

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>>14197125
>just awawawawout fer a rip are ya bud?
Nay.

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>>14197104
Fapping, nothing to shitpost about

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>>14197012
1) Shark Mermaid
2) Large Arachne
3) Lizard
4) Minotaur
5) One-eyed Monk

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>>14196830
Egyptian advertising is wild.

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>>14196938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbOBkbk5HM
>You will never do the Mango Tango with a Ryuu-jin

>>14196950
Thanks Anon, your feedback has been duly noted and another reason why I almost want to stop writing entirely.

>>14196958
Yeah but relying on cliches too much is a bad thing. A very, very bad thing.

>>14197125
>>14197128
>Ah d'hunno thar b'hay ya got like fer different kinds o' frost on yer shoulders there ghuy

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>>14197145
Hey anon, ignore what I said here (>>14196950)
Keep on writing spacefag.

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>>14197012
1. Mummy
2. Alraune
3. Greater Devil
4. Pink Slime
5. Eel Mermaid

Going all in for lewd.

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>>14197128
>"Ya can't be sellin' dope to little girls Ricky"
>"Why not Bubs? It's a lazy-fair market right?"
>"She looks like a Samsquanch, don't do it"
>little Wendigo starts sweating profusely

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I want dat Lizard butt.

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>>14196628
Maaaan I want more Orc monster girls, speaking of which are there different color ones like the red demon?

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>>14197163
That was an incredibly poor excuse darling gave to touch her, actually

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>>14197173
Well, there's gyaru p'orc.

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>>14196851

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>>14197187
Mucus Toad making this face when?

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>>14197163
what we need is
cute lizards doing cute things

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>>14197197
Not that one though.

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>>14197180
>no black Orc

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>>14197193
After someone draws her going REEE

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>>14197211
>Prioritizing frogposter shit over Kermit
Kermit suicide.

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>>14197211
>"Reeee~"

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>>14197203

yeah, well, whatever,

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>>14197224
Stop posting that whore.

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>>14197197
I want to eat some granberries.

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>>14196851
They will be relieved when they then learn that it is mostly shitskins that get aborted.

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>>14197229
Granberia is not a whore! Fuck you!

;_;

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>>14197237
She's a dyke slut!

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>>14197221
That doujin coulda been good without the weird shota monsterboy in it.

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>>14197154
No you've gone and hurt my fragile, fragile feelings. Now i'm just going to go run over Wastelanders and pretend their names are Anonymous while nitrous boosting like a madman. Deus Guzzolene.

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>Yesterday the thread was talking about Kaijus, and how Gamera was friend to all children
>Today out of nowhere this gets revealed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HH0k_HNjBA

MEME MAGIC WORKS

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>>14197251
And vore.

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>>14197249
No! Alma molested her, it wasn't Granberry's fault!

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>>14197229
>>14197249

jiggly lizard titties

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>14194417
>what will you do now that the archive is down?

Write more here. Luckily, I'm hopped up on painkillers, so you know what that means?

It means it's writing time! Now what to write? The crazier the better.

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>>14197267
Let's Rach!

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>>14197254
But now we have to wait a few months to replenish the magic.

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>>14197267
Something about Kunoichis since Ninja Slayer aired its last episode today

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>>14197267
Lets do something about hellhound that's a scientist

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>>14197254
>Months of trying to meme Monster Girls results in nothing
>But in a single day manage to meme an entire movie into existence
Have we failed?

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>>14197254
I'll post about vampires again to see if I can force the meme magic a bit more and one vampire appears to take me with her

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>>14197284
No, you must start small. If bringing living beings to reality is your first thing, then will be horribly wrong.

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>>14197221
Now there's a frog butt I could reeeeam all night long.

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>>14197284
/pol/ memed Ebola-chan to life and are working on memeing Winter-chan for the supposed mini ice age in 2030

The meme wizards are strong and work in mysterious ways

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>>14195979
Editing a few stories and uploading them to a certain website because it's impossible to be too much of a shameless shill.

Also reworking entirely a lich story. Might have it ready before halloween.

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Ah... I want to use a Wurm as my bed, and her cushy breasts as my pillows.

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>>14196767
.less better be going to color this.

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Spider girls are bad, they'll wrap you up in their web and eat you!

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>>14197327
Oh, they'll eat you, alright.

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>>14195979
I'm here. Just wallowing in writer's block and a lack of good ideas/getting too pissed at people taking the piss out of a WIP that's in the opening fucking scene.

Losing my way.

Not even sure if I want to write anymore.

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>>14197012
>Wyvern (First Girl)
>Raptor (First Interloper)
>Small Breed (Token Adorable)
>Alraune (Group Mom)
>Backbeard (Because angry lolis)

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>>14197332
It won't be fun, they won't even care if you're scared of their gross spider butts!

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>>14197012
1) Polt (main girl for marrying)
2) Ryu-jin (ancient chinese secret make me live long/side-bitch)
3) Mummy
4) Oni
5) Alarune

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>>14196544
I want Cerea and the adorable Daughteru that comes with her.
But I can't.
Thanks Mamanobama.

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>>14197359
Let's say there existed a world with you and the EMG cast. Now let's say that Darling chose a girl, and all the others had to relocate. Now let's say the one of your choice wound up with you...

Would you really want a girl who spent years of her life utterly dedicated to some guy, only to wind up nigh abandoned when he picked someone else over her?

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>>14197296
I can dig some goat/sheepgirls.

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>>14197365
>implying Suu didn't spoil the ending.

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>>14197370
Yes we know that a Harem End, for better or for worse, is inevitable. Because A) Darling would never abandon any of the girls, and B) Nor any of the girls, him.

But I'm presenting a hypothetical here.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>14197278
A man with untapped destiny and a conspicuous neon shaded bulge finds himself lost inside the cursed bambo forest of 'O'chinchin', a sacred jungle of thick hard phallic plants that twitch ever so slightly in the wind.

That is until---!

"HUMAN!"

A bunch of fucking ninjas wearing pizza uniforms emerge from the shadows, performing an array of succulent acrobatic moves as they surround the lone man.

Ninja 1, a Kunoichi with a nylon mesh bodysuit and ninja star shaped titty stickers speaks toward the man, her audio strangely out-of-sync.

"Dear customer, we have arrived with today's helping of carnal delight known as spicy spirachi, seasoned pork, and toasted parmesan crust pizza. That'll be 10.99 plus tip."

"A...Are you two.. trying to mimic a porno movie?"

"----"

"Well, I'm broke?"

Ninja 2, a Kunoichi wearing a traditional neon ninja gi (her crotch seen visibly from the side flaps) begins to also speak, out of sync, while make wild gestures to convey universal language.

"That is all quite alright. For me and my sister will gladly accept sexual favors in place of accepted currency, for we are two horny babes that desire the semen of a man with great destiny, but also the semen of a man who likes Donkey Kong Country."

"I am both of those things."

"Then a pact has been struck."

The ninjas immediately launch a barrage of succubus magic ninjitsu and arouse the man until his boiling point. Ninja 1 immediately shoves her love-poison soaked pussy around the man's erection.

"Now I will recite the haiku of love and we shall orgasm together."

"The what?"

"CUM UNTO THIS WOMB. EMPTY YOUR BALLS LIKE A BEAST. NAKADASHI GET!"

"UGAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The Kunoichi's sexual energy overpowers the man's body, as the two share a messy explosion of ecstasy.

Ninja 1 backflips off the man's erection while cum drips everywhere. Ninja 2 quickly depants and begins to enter 'Ninja Anal Mode', a secret art passed down the O'Chinchin sacred family's legacy.

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Wurms. Wurms. Wurms. Wurms. Wurms.

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>>14197386
Go to bed.

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>>14197386

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>>14197393
Wurms: Armageddon

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>>14195979
Still here. On the final days of pondering before I grow out of this place and leave. The golden days of /mgg/ are over.

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>>14196232
>he still hasn't tapped that fat tated cat butt
downright disrespectful

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Hate to disappoint you guys but she doesn't fill her breasts with blood (though she is also not noted to be fundamentally petite so there may be some tall and busty individuals). It's just a reference to the red organ between her breasts. Here's the tweet that started that misunderstanding:

Question: いつもは憎らしいあの虫がこんなに可愛くなるなんて……。
I always hate those bugs, how could you make them so cute.....

吸った血液は、昆虫型のお腹の中に貯めこまれている感じですか？
Is it like the blood they suck is stored inside the insectoid stomach?

KC's reply:

そうですね～、胸元とお腹の所に血を溜めています（魔力混入で保存されています）
That's right~ They store blood around the stomach and *breasts. (It's mixed with mana and stored).

もちろん一気にこれだけ吸ったわけでなく、溜め込んだ結果ですがｗ
Of course, they don't suck that much all at once. It's the result of storing it up w

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>>14197406
Wurms would be Armegeddon if they were real.
>Wurms become real
>Constant earthquakes and surface collapses from their tunneling

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>>14197416
The only main KC canon I care about is the fact Hellhounds can't be dominated. Everything else is irrelevent. Mosquito girl has inflatable breasts via blood to me.

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>>14197416
Why did KC think this was a good idea?

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>>14197416
>Injects a venom that causes painful irritation

Fuck that.

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>>14197416
So she's just a shitty bloodsucker. No wonder the vampires hate them.

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>>14197426
Fuck off.

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>>14197416
MGR's shoved-in translation notes continue to bother me. They really can't find a more subtle way to express the difference of terms in English? Geez.

But anyway, Pure-Blood Haughty Vampires getting all up-in-arms over the nickname of Mosquito Girls is pretty funny.

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>>14197416
>that last paragraph

I need more petty squabbling between different monstergirl species.

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>>14197416
So was the vamp mosquitoes being monstergirl plague vectors just somebody making shit up?

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Wouldn't it be insulting if you were compared to a baby crazy mosquito?

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>>14197336
What WIP? And stop bein a bitch, if people takin the piss outta you for something then make it better.

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>>14197450
Yeah I kind of would be insulted.

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>>14197416
>Those translation notes in the last paragraph
This could've been easily avoided with the term "Bloodsuckers".

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>>14197450
Goddamn Blazblue's official art is fantastic.

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>>14197448
Oh, there is another tweet saying they can spread mamono realm diseases, but they usually only bite human men.

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>>14197401
>Albedo is never going to get Ainz's Skelly Baby

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>>14197456
Personally I just think "Vampire" vs. vampire to distinguish could've been fine. Or maybe phrased it so the fancy Jap word fit in as calling things "Vampiric". But then MGR tends to believe its readers are of the lowest common denominator as far as literacy goes. Given things I've seen both here and there, it's honestly hard to disagree with them...

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>>14197458
Yeah it is.

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>>14197456
I somehow doubt vampires would consider "bloodsucker" a noble name that the mosquitos should live up to.

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>>14197463
Seriously you'd think among his nigh infinite magical arsenal, there'd be a "Human Form" or "Undead Flesh" spell or something in there somewhere.

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>>14197460
Mamono realm diseases are probably just harmless diseases that make you uncomfortably aroused.
The cure is a dose of Monster Pussy.

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>>14197463
We could always go full Bleedman.
Yeah let's not, that was fucking edgy as shit.

>>14197451
It's less taking the piss out of it because it sucks and more asking retarded questions like "Who inflates the Batmobile's tires" or "If the Joker laughs in the woods, does he make a sound?", shit that's meant to get under the skin and irritate.

The WIP in question is irrelevant because I canned it since it had one of my least liked MGs in it (Lilim) and was even more pretentious than It Follows.

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>>14197476
But isn't monster pussy bad for you?

It's not like it's human pussy, and it's MADE for you on a genetic level. This is an entirely different species of being. Their pussies probably feel nothing like a real vagina.

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>>14197479
>Full Bleedman
Took a moment for me to process what you were referring to.
Yeah, Cuckolding + Abortion. Let's not.

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>>14197481
Except MGE monster vaginas are made to give men pleasure and only get better with time as they adapt to the man. Of course its different from a human's, that's the idea, it is better than a human's.

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>>14197476
>Demon realm rabies
>It's like rage shroom, but lasts much longer and spreads to your partner
>The most violent, lust driven, animalistic sex possible until it passes

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>>14197386
This is going places.

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>>14197503
A kunoichi can kill a man a thousand different ways with her asshole.