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How do I get to Gensokyo? I heard there were multiple ways, but I'm not sure if that's true. If it is though, which one do you recommend?

>> No.14185881

Stopping blood, air or semen flow for 1000 days

>> No.14185913
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>>14185881

>> No.14185916

>>14185873

Here is a step in green text
>Buy a plane ticket to japan
>Buy a geiger counter
>Look for most radio active place around
>Enter it: It is a portal to gensoyko.

>> No.14186074

Suicide.

>> No.14186116
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drink soooooodaah

>> No.14186122

>>14185873
Suck my cock.

>> No.14186133
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There is no portal to Gensokyo.
It's a lie.
You were born in this world and you will die in this world.
Deal with it.

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>>14186116

>> No.14186210

Someone post the salt water guide to Gensokyo.

>> No.14186214

take me with you

>> No.14186319
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>> No.14186336

>>14186133
Virtual will be a thing in a few years. It's going to be gimmicky and clunky as all hell, but it should provide an outlet for those who seek it. The real question is will any of us last long enough to see something worth sinking hundreds of hours exploring and playing in, /jp/sies are notorious for having short life spans.

>> No.14187255

There's a field where japs used to abandon children and those children were snatched by Gensokyo youkai. Source: perfect memento in strict sense

>> No.14187291

>>14187255
Do I have to be a child to sit there and get taken to Gensokyo, or does it work on infantile men too?

>> No.14187303

>>14187291
too heavy to carry

>> No.14187320

You write a good fanfiction about the things you'd do in Gensokyo. Gather a decent following, die naturally, and the rest will take care of itself.

>> No.14187472

>>14186336
VR has failed time and time again. Oculus Rift is just the same shit. What we need is AR and Dennou Coil type world. Overwrite this world with the virtual one, overlay your waifu over your wife, put on your goggles and walk down the street of a better world.

>> No.14187520

You need 500 Wilks to be able to cross into Gensokyo as a human male tbh.

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>>14185916
aren't you just entering hell then

>> No.14187646

I can take you, but everything has its price.

>> No.14188091

>>14185873
being a cannibal >>14186319

>> No.14188836

>>14187472
>Oculus Rift is just the same shit
Confirmed for having never used a Rift. It's the dream of every /jp/sie, I can't wait for the day a comfy Gensokyo simulator is released for it.

>> No.14190447

>>14187632
No. The portal would emit a gamma wave emission. Upon in gensokyo finding the most radioactive place there would be hell.

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