Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:56:07 2015 No.14184965 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:56:54 2015 No.14184969 File: 207 KB, 800x1000, I wanna wrench the wench.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:57:15 2015 No.14184971 >tfw still not feeling it but have to do it anyways because noone else will take up the torch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:57:51 2015 No.14184974 futa manticore tail masturbation while she spreads her holes for you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:58:05 2015 No.14184975 File: 179 KB, 331x603, 1430874933364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Polt is a monster girl and those who say otherwise should go back to tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:58:51 2015 No.14184978 >>14184974 Careful not to fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:59:08 2015 No.14184979 File: 778 KB, 638x957, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boss, I've fultoned a new(?) picture from the battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:59:11 2015 No.14184980 >>14184971 This is all about teamwork, we are together in this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:59:27 2015 No.14184981 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYULTeYxSvE >TFW you will never dance in the laser beams tonight to this song with a pair of Ryuu sisters

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:59:33 2015 No.14184983 >>14184975 She isn't a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:59:54 2015 No.14184984 >>14184969 We need more monstergirls in tube tops. Tube tops are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:00:40 2015 No.14184987 >>14184979 >super loyal, super hot and super nuts Good work son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:00:43 2015 No.14184988 >>14184979 I can dig that midriff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:01:37 2015 No.14184990 >>14184979 >No one will ever love you like Albedo loves Ainz

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:02:15 2015 No.14184991 File: 2.03 MB, 1728x1872, 1407962636941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This mothgirl is actually a butterfly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:02:48 2015 No.14184992 File: 260 KB, 497x638, 1433790525606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14184983 fuck off back to >>>/monster/ Polt is 110% MonsterGirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:03:27 2015 No.14184995 >>14184991 But she's nice, and butterflies are evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:04:47 2015 No.14185002 I want to bully a bully monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:05:11 2015 No.14185004 >>14184992 >/monster/ I don't even go to that place. Also, don't ignore that Skype call.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:05:17 2015 No.14185006 File: 465 KB, 1879x1379, 1442126893288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14184992 >You will never get /fit/ with Polt >And then become parents

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:05:47 2015 No.14185008 File: 97 KB, 1024x871, 1393698913106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14184991 It's been a while since I saw Moth-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:06:29 2015 No.14185013 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, 1444086389241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14184969 Tomboy Mechanic Anubis is my very fondest dream. In space.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:06:42 2015 No.14185014 >>14185008 BULLY THE MOTH

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:07:30 2015 No.14185017 >>14185006 >You will never rub Polt's pregnant tummy and watch her kick in pleasure and pant with joy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:07:35 2015 No.14185019 File: 1.83 MB, 450x253, 1443727139787.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185008 >>14185013 >>14184991

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:08:19 2015 No.14185024 File: 763 KB, 1796x2333, 1440129243656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185006 That guy does good Polt. Shame he doesn't come around here to draw stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:09:36 2015 No.14185032 File: 204 KB, 444x698, 1433476174261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185019 Moths are hugs and pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:09:44 2015 No.14185034 >>14185024 He does hang around in the /v/ drawthreads.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:11:42 2015 No.14185042
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>>14185024
I'm not in the least surprised when you have content creators being run off because they went out of somebody's comfort zone, constant bitching about other people's tastes when they don't even affect you personally, and the unhealthy, cancerous nature of Generals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:12:13 2015 No.14185044 File: 418 KB, 1782x1433, 1442464882885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185024 He's also been drawing other good monstergirls too lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:12:33 2015 No.14185047 >>14185042 Goddamn I love this guy's work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:12:35 2015 No.14185049 >>14185042 If he drew that Polt and kitsune picture in this thread, he'd be shouted out and called as bad as Bob.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:13:27 2015 No.14185052 >You will never drive across your country with a group of friends investigating cases of monster girls scaring human boys only for the monster to be a fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:13:33 2015 No.14185053 >>14185042 Wait a minute, I recognize those squiggly speech bubbles anywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:14:35 2015 No.14185056 >>14185052 So help me if the group doesn't have a Kobold that doesn't speak that great of English I am not stepping into that Van otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:15:22 2015 No.14185058 File: 958 KB, 891x1200, uvTjmMo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her the B

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:15:46 2015 No.14185060 File: 2.44 MB, 1440x1728, 1443693416836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seriously, look at this tummy. I don't know what it is, but it looks so fucking lewd. I just want to rub it and lick it among other things. I can't handle it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:16:05 2015 No.14185062 >>14185049 I wouldn't. I get that people look down on it, but A) KC has stated that monsters will settle for each other if there's no man or play with each other if they're sharing one, and B) I'm not autistic enough to pretend that yuri is bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:16:14 2015 No.14185063 >>14185056 You better believe there's a Kobold. An adorable Kobold that loves to chow down and will always hop into your arms when startled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:16:33 2015 No.14185066 >>14185053 What, that's how you recognize Stjepan Šejić's stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:17:02 2015 No.14185067 File: 71 KB, 640x400, full20050121080852.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never plunder tombs in a monstergirl caribbean island >you will never search some treasure you heard a lilim call "the big whoop" >you will never be rubber

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:17:26 2015 No.14185068 >>14185062 >KC has stated that monsters will settle for each other if there's no man So many citations needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:18:21 2015 No.14185071 >>14185060 She's pretty toned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:20:13 2015 No.14185080 >>14185062 >KC has stated that monsters will settle for each other if there's no man

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:21:12 2015 No.14185082

>>14185052
>"Alright gang, let's see who the Creampie Phantom really is."
>"Jinkies! It's Ms Johnson the caretaker!"
>"That's right, I was planning on scaring off all the customers so I could but this park and make it human-only! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:22:15 2015 No.14185085
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>>14185049
This one? Yeah pretty much.

>>14185060
You know what Moth-chan's abdomen makes me want to do? It makes me want to snort moth dust off her toned muscles and then lick it/blow raspberries onto it while [X] TOUCH FLUFFY MOTH mode is engaged.

Followed by strobe light rave room sex.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:23:29 2015 No.14185088

>>14185068
It was one of the Q&A sessions, no link though. Someone asked about same-sex couples or girl-on-girl. He said that while it's not common, girls will pair up with each other if they don't have a husband, and if two girls decide to share a husband, they're willing to play around for the sake of the man's pleasure & getting more mana out of him.

At least, that's what I remember. If someone can link it to prove me right or wrong, I'd appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:23:58 2015 No.14185091 >>14185071 >>14185085 they're not abs, her tummy is the kind a girl gets when they're fit but get a little bit of flab. I want to roughly grab and caress the chub.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:24:07 2015 No.14185092

>>14185068
Well, KC has stated that yuri is canon to his setting; but he himself prefers to focus on bisexuality and threesomes. To that end he's made mention of MGs at least being willing to take comfort and pleasure in each other, until such time as they're able to acquire a man to share. Monsters "Settling" for each other isn't really a thing though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:25:13 2015 No.14185096 I want to a superhero that constantly fights against an evil monstergirl supervillian in an attempt to stop her from doing evil things

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:25:32 2015 No.14185099 I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by Monstergirls. HORNY MONSTERGIRLS

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:26:03 2015 No.14185102 >>14185062 >settle >lying on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:27:05 2015 No.14185105 >>14185099 I like those scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:27:41 2015 No.14185109 >>14185102 >'lying' >Splitting hairs over wording on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:28:05 2015 No.14185111 >>14185099 SUCH A LUST FOR DICK

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:28:35 2015 No.14185112 >>14185111 WHO?! WHOOOOOOOO?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:31:15 2015 No.14185118 File: 169 KB, 457x381, 1418584349038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Yurifags are at it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:34:59 2015 No.14185128 >>14185096 I wanna train so hard that I can beat the Demon Lord in one punch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:35:56 2015 No.14185132 >>14185099 The small ones need something to rape too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:36:05 2015 No.14185133 >>14185128 But she's the good guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:36:23 2015 No.14185137 >>14184991 Get out of here with your murderfly propaganda, satan.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:36:25 2015 No.14185138

>>14185118
I still find it funny that yuri wouldn't even have a presence here if 3 or so autists didn't start shitting their pants at its very mention.

Yuri is good though, I don't get this thread's obsession with dicks. Forced alpdom followed by monster rape is the ideal relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:36:57 2015 No.14185141 >>14185128 You don't want to watch her give birth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:37:21 2015 No.14185144 >>14185058 Screw the B, I want to run my fingers through that sweet hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:38:04 2015 No.14185146 >>14185128 I do too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:39:34 2015 No.14185148 File: 15 KB, 155x182, 1444088374155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I too late?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:39:57 2015 No.14185149 This is the largest MG community now, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:40:42 2015 No.14185150 >>14185148 No. It's always time for monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:40:50 2015 No.14185152 >>14185128 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlYVEaeu1ZM >Not joining up with the Hero and Demon Lord to kick the Yellow Faced Bitch's ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:41:06 2015 No.14185153 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185144 >Run your fingers through her hair >Twirl it around >Take a deep smell of it >Watch her face turn to lewd mush

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:41:24 2015 No.14185154 >>14185149 Activity-wise? Maybe. Sadly I think the wiki RP fags are more active content wise. MGR is and always has been dead, and no one cares about TMM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:43:34 2015 No.14185160 >>14185153 Is taking a brush out like one of those yes-no pillows for Kejourous?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:44:05 2015 No.14185163 >>14185154 >The only place to go after leaving this suffocating "Youre only allowed to like what I like" atmosphere is a buncha shitty dead places. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:44:47 2015 No.14185167 File: 122 KB, 405x383, 1441238471166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185118 >he thinks it's a ___fag and not somebody trying to push as many of /mgt/'s buttons as possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:47:06 2015 No.14185173 Wait, legitimate question here. What's the consensus on MFF threesomes where one girl uses a strapon, or magic sensation-transmitting dildo to help you dp the other?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:48:03 2015 No.14185179 >>14185173 Entirely redundant if one of the girls has tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:48:04 2015 No.14185180 >>14185173 What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:48:47 2015 No.14185181 >>14185173 That's really specific

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:49:17 2015 No.14185182 >>14185173 >Girls fucking girls I certainly wouldn't mind, but the yurifag whiners would probably rip it apart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:49:44 2015 No.14185183 File: 2.93 MB, 400x372, 13425657324678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185148 Not at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:50:48 2015 No.14185188 >>14185173 Might need to make sure the one with a strapon is frenching you during.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:51:59 2015 No.14185192 >>14185180 Maybe you're breaking in a paladin girl or something. Wouldn't want to leave your wife out of the fun. >>14185173 Consensus: If you like it, and it's got monsters in it, it's okay. You don't need thread permission to enjoy your fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:52:29 2015 No.14185194 File: 137 KB, 500x516, 134234675324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COME ON FEEL THE NOISE GIRLS ROCKING BOYS

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:53:26 2015 No.14185195

>>14185182
In the spirit of Anubisfucker himself.

Dragon with a magic strap-on that takes the shape of your cock like a doppleganger potion magical item pounding the ever living shit out of an Anubis, telling her how she must really be enjoying it given how much her ass is quivering on every thrust.

All while Anubis is entranced by your actual cock and is fellating you like a madwoman until you end up finishing the first round to take a Doppleganger potion and DESTROY both of their daughter-makers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:56:16 2015 No.14185202 >>14185149 Are you kidding? This place isent even fucking close to the biggest they're are only like 150ish people here.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:56:58 2015 No.14185203

>>14185179
Point.
>>14185180
Maybe you wanna experience filling a girl right up without having to involve another dude or some doppelganger potions? Maybe you'd just tired of fucking one and having your face sat on by the other, want want to take a more active role, but don't want to leave a girl out of the fun
>>14185188
Don't get me wrong, the idea of sandwiching one of the girls between you and the other and leaning over her shoulder to french the other one under her is hot, but why would that be something you'd have to 'make sure' of? Or is it a focus thing? Does it just not feel right if, even whilst fucking eachother, the two girls aren't totally absorbed in you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:59:49 2015 No.14185209 >>14185203 >Maybe you'd just tired of fucking one and having your face sat on by the other, But why would anyone tire of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:00:10 2015 No.14185212 >>14185195 Okay wow, I wasn't on board until that last bit. >>14185203 If you have two waifus you've gotta make sure you're pleasing them both. Otherwise you're not really doing your job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:01:15 2015 No.14185216 >>14185209 Maybe you'd want to see both their beautiful faces during sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:01:35 2015 No.14185217 >>14185203 >getting tired of having a plump, cushiony ass on your face

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:02:12 2015 No.14185221 >>14185216 No, I want to eat a girl out while fucking another.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:03:52 2015 No.14185226

>>14185212
Doppleganger potion leads to some fun scenarios like breaking a proud Dragon by taking enough doses that there's no less than five of you.

One irrumates her, two more get handjobs, and you and the first clone destroy her pussy and ass until you bring her down to the level of a female lizard who can't have any normal sex

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:05:03 2015 No.14185230

>>14185209
Because it's the same position. Every time. That or you put them both doggy and finger one whilefucking the other. Having one dick can be really limiting some times. As the other anon said, maybe you want to see their faces writhe and contort. Maybe you wanna fuck rather than be fucked. It's not about getting tired, I think I phrased that wrong. It's just about wanting to do something different.

At any rate, I'm glad that it looks like this isn't a topic for shitstorms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:05:08 2015 No.14185232 >>14185221 I'd rather just sign up for that Sabbath magical energy thing that makes headpatting and lap pillows sexually pleasurable. Maybe I'm just jaded but having your dick wet 24/7 seems like it'll get monotone after a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:09:16 2015 No.14185242 >>14185230 But reverse spitroasts can only be done by two girls. If they need a strap-on, there's no real reason to have a second girl in the first place.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:10:42 2015 No.14185244

>>14185217
You can't just do the same thing over and over again anon.
I mean yeah, having a nice plump ass on your face is nice, but it wouldn't be as nice if it was all you ever did.

>>14185226
Alchemists in the monstergirl world would probably have the best sex.
Potions for endurance, strength, stamina, and "production".
You could probably fuck any monstergirl for as long as the two of you wanted to keep going.
And now I'm imagining a monstergirl being fucked in the missionary position with her legs wrapped around her husband begging him to keep going.
Hey there boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:11:08 2015 No.14185246 >>14185173 I prefer tails/tentacles used rather than strap ons but as long as it's not going into the guy's ass I'm cool with it. FFM a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:15:11 2015 No.14185259 >>14185195 You sir. Are an artist! I'm especially a fan of the first bit of the third sentence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:16:24 2015 No.14185268 >>14185244 And this is why Baphomets, Witches and Liches are the most respected of all Monsters. Demand is high, and they are the suppliers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:16:39 2015 No.14185269 >>14185232 Pleasure runes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:16:39 2015 No.14185270 Werekoala when? Seafoams for profile for them gave me a chuckle.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:18:27 2015 No.14185276

>>14185242
>But reverse spitroasts can only be done by two girls
Sure, if that's the only thing you ever wanna do involving two girls

>>14185246
Yeah, but what if it's a lich or something, experimenting on if the amount of pleasure received happens to speed up the zombie to wight transformation? She doesn't have tails or tentacles.
Unless she does.
>Come home one day to find a writhing pit of tentacles in your lich waifu's laboratory, all handling many tasks separately at once
>Lich is at the center sitting down on a chair of tentacles, stomach broiling and deforming as she pumps two deep into her womb and gut, her mouth free to mumble equations as she draws hypotheses on a small chalk board.
>She turns, "Ah. Husband. Look, I've spliced tentacles to the base of my spine, increasing productivity by over 700%."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:18:34 2015 No.14185277 >>14185268 I want to commission them to build robots.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:21:51 2015 No.14185288

>>14185276
>Lich is at the center sitting down on a chair of tentacles, stomach broiling and deforming as she pumps two deep into her womb and gut, her mouth free to mumble equations as she draws hypotheses on a small chalk board.
Magic has gone too far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:22:00 2015 No.14185290 File: 994 KB, 160x240, kiki's removal service.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No abominations below this line

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:22:01 2015 No.14185291 >>14184975 >furfags getting uppity...

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:22:51 2015 No.14185293

>>14185276
Tails and tentacles are preferable, but if the girl doesn't have them or has ones that wouldn't work very well like a fox tail, then a strap on is fine.

Like I said before, as long as there is nothing going into the guy's ass it's fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:24:01 2015 No.14185296 File: 226 KB, 700x950, 1434766438398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185290 What about cute ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:24:19 2015 No.14185298 File: 738 KB, 1000x936, e8df131b36716aa75777666e23e9b2ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185290 What about wife slimes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:25:06 2015 No.14185300 >>14185290 >No abomination What about A-Bomb?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:25:52 2015 No.14185304 File: 172 KB, 730x419, shoggoth3d2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185290 Fuck the police my shoggoth is going to use two hands to shitpost online and one hand to jerk me off

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:29:26 2015 No.14185311 >>14185298 Last time I checked, slimes != abominations. Also, Nureonagos are the best kind of slime. There's a severe lack of writing about them, but lab reports are taking control of my life, so I couldn't write a good story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:31:51 2015 No.14185315 >>14185311 I've been meaning to write one but I can't get the "spark" of an idea I need to get going, I'm just not feeling it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:32:10 2015 No.14185317 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDivUb5EeA TONIGHT! Richard runs a car on Raiju juice We drop a caravan on an Ushi Oni And James teaches a Wendigo how to drive a rally car

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:32:16 2015 No.14185318 There is no reason for yurifags to camp here, leave already. Reminder that that piece of shit anubisfucker brought this plague upon us. http://imgur.com/a/NSuHm

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:33:23 2015 No.14185323 File: 245 KB, 333x1199, 1438382433432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185304 Shiggity Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:34:36 2015 No.14185326 >>14185318 Anubisfucker/Zhana is a total self-important cunt, surprise surprise. But now isn't the time, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:34:40 2015 No.14185328 >>14185318 Don't reply, he's purposely trying to start arguments He'll reply to this post because he has to try and fuel the fire, just don't reply

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:35:58 2015 No.14185332

>>14185259
No, I am Lord of the Pit, Corpus Ad Nauseum.

>>14185276
>>14185244
>>14185246
You motherfuckers gave me an idea for a short involving tentacles and a Lich that i'm not sure is too /d/ or not, but would get me being told to "fuck off" regardless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:36:11 2015 No.14185333 >>14185317 And don't forget that the Stig has a staredown with a Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:38:17 2015 No.14185336 >>14185315 Zipangu beach episode with a wet t-shirt contest. Will last year's champion Holst win again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:39:55 2015 No.14185342 >>14185333 What if the Stig IS a Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:40:45 2015 No.14185343 >>14185342 Then a staredown with a Lich then. Also, how could she drive with pincers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:42:41 2015 No.14185346 File: 411 KB, 2031x2952, 46217642_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no arctic fox MG why liv

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:43:17 2015 No.14185348 >>14185311 >>14185315 Well someone previously mentioned the adventures of Nureonago-chan and Shoggoth-senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:43:51 2015 No.14185351 File: 206 KB, 788x1200, Ooo eee ooo ah ah, tingtang wallawallabingbang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185336 Not if monkey butt has anything to say about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:43:57 2015 No.14185352 File: 188 KB, 480x640, 1397239205138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185343 They're attached at the wrist and fod back along the forearm, see?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:44:34 2015 No.14185355 >>14185346 Cute. Now we just need a chinchilla and that ferret? that turns white in the winter and we'd have a triumvirate of cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:45:49 2015 No.14185359 >>14185342 You're not supposed to know who the Stig is, but the visible Mantis arms added to the racing suit are a giveaway Unless they're only there for show and it's a mystery MG

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:46:10 2015 No.14185361 >>14185352 Ah, okay. It's been a long time since I saw a Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:46:25 2015 No.14185363 >>14185346 >"Cold enough for you, mister?" Smug foxes are all over the world!

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:46:41 2015 No.14185365

>>14185318
You know, none of this would happen if all sides involved didn't have the emotional maturity of mentally stunted toddlers. Don't like something? Ignore it. Don't like something and think it breaks the rules? Report it, then ignore it.

The fact that yuri still comes up in these threads should be proof enough that you can't get rid of things you don't like by being really angry at them or making bullshit excuses about how it "isn't allowed".

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:47:45 2015 No.14185368

>>14185013
>You will never live on a spaceship with a possibly unhinged, wild anubis tomboy genius
>You will never find yourself in deep space, travelling from star to star when her urge to create strikes again
>You will never become her voice of reason, there to save her from receding too far into her own mind
>You will never be responsible for her physical and mental health, surprising her with the orgasm inducer you brought from that creepy lich just so you can pull her from her room and tend to her, as she drools and pants in exhausted bliss
>You will never more-or-less feed her and bathe her, reorganising her 100% work "schedule" just so she has time to sleep
>You will never smile as she finally reveals the fruits of her labour, a pocket sized atomic processor
>You will never watch as she proudly puts a meteorite fragment into it, seals the lid and activates it
>You will never spend the next two weeks repairing her ruined bedroom, doing your best to keep the smug "well, that went well" smile from your face

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:49:35 2015 No.14185374 >>14185365 It's because we didn't' get angry enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:51:46 2015 No.14185377 >>14185365 >Don't like something? Ignore it >If I ignore all these shit-peddlers with a long history of being cancerous fucks, they will surely go shovel their shit elsewhere by their own accord >Oh wait why is the shit piling up :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:51:53 2015 No.14185379 >>14185365 >the fact that yuri/futa still comes up in these threads despite the countless ones it has burned down, and in the glaring light it has its own board should tell you what entitled pricks these guys are Fix'd.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:52:24 2015 No.14185381

>>14185365
Report them when they shitpost, shortly after you'll see a lot less posts that have nothing to do with monster girls. They don't come here to talk about monster girls, they fling some shit around needlessly and wait for more people to start doing the same. Let them get butthurt on their own, and their posts will disappear without a reply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:53:44 2015 No.14185384 >>14185381 I meant the posts getting deleted aren't MG related, sorry if I was unclear in the first sentence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:54:19 2015 No.14185386 >>14185381 >they don't come here to post about monster girls >half of MG talking about anime/manga/whatever the fuck other shit they want including jets and planes when the people b8ting aren't around >not justified Derp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:54:52 2015 No.14185387 >>14185379 You guys have /d/, but yet, here you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:56:44 2015 No.14185390 >>14185387 -100/0

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:58:20 2015 No.14185391 >>14185365 >>14185387 Why you people still fall for this bait is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:58:30 2015 No.14185393 >>14185365 Europe tried ignoring things they don't like. 1,500,000.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:59:06 2015 No.14185396 >>14185390 I thought we were entitled to ban shitty fetishes because there were already boards for it. What gives?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:00:25 2015 No.14185403

>>14185377
>If I ignore all these shit-peddlers with a long history of being cancerous fucks, they will surely go shovel their shit elsewhere by their own accord
Yes they will. If they are shitposters, you're only making things worse by replying. If they aren't shitposters, they aren't a problem because their dumb niche fetish will have like five posts per thread and if you can't read three sentences about yuri or shota or whatever without foaming at the mouth then that's your fault, not theirs.
>Oh wait why is the shit piling up
Because you're adding your own shit to theirs, my memespouting little moron. That's why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:02:04 2015 No.14185406 >>14185277 I think all the Sabbath would build are Loli Mecha Musume.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:02:11 2015 No.14185408 >>14185403 >if they aren't, they'll attract more of their own kind until they fuck things up and become a noxious blight, like alpfags Fix'd again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:03:00 2015 No.14185409 >>14185365 >Don't like something? Ignore it Sure, what could go wrong?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:03:11 2015 No.14185411

Chemistry > Liches
Business/Eco > Tanukis
Engineering > Anubi
Politics >Pharaohs
Mathematics > Kitsunes?
Art > Leanan Sidhes

What other fields of study would you typically expect other monstergirls to be naturally gifted at? Things like Biology, Psychology and the like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:03:48 2015 No.14185413 >>14185318 Wow. That is some marvelous autism you've got on display there. Really, do you just have nothing better to do with your time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:04:35 2015 No.14185414 Give me an idea for a fit MG story and maybe I'll write it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:04:51 2015 No.14185416 >>14185408 You seem extra salty take your tin-foil hat off once in a while yuri isent out to get you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:04:57 2015 No.14185417 >You can't even report shiposters because you will get banned for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:09 2015 No.14185419 >>14185368 That sounds like a fun life.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:12 2015 No.14185420

>>14185408
Well, they won't, because like you say, "the enemy" already had their own board.
People from yuri have no incentive to come here.
People from here who like yuri have an incentive to stay here. That being monstergirls. /u/ doesn't have anywhere near the level of activity or discussion this place has.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:14 2015 No.14185422 >>14185417 No, anonymous, you are the shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:20 2015 No.14185423 >>14185409 Matango spores? Ignore it. Sabbath turning housewives into lolis as they creep towards your home? Ignore it Childhood friend oozing pink slime from every orifice and speaking in two voices? JUST. FUCKING. IGNORE IT. Sleep anon, sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:29 2015 No.14185424 >>14185417 The reason you get banned for it is because 80% of what this thread considers shitposting isent actually shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:44 2015 No.14185425 >>14185411 I think Kitsune would be house economics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:49 2015 No.14185426 >>14185411 Foxes are too silly to teach maths! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:06:59 2015 No.14185427 >>14185417 Nice shitpost

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:07:06 2015 No.14185428 >>14185414 Warrior Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:07:14 2015 No.14185429 >>14185420 >People from yuri People from /u/, rather.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:08:05 2015 No.14185431

>>14185423
>Sabbath turning housewives into lolis as they creep towards your home? Ignore it
But that sounds cool.

>>14185411
>Political Science Class at MGC-U.
>The entire classroom is split between Apophi on one side, and Pharaohs on the other
>Anubi, Khepri, Mummies, and the occasional male student scattered about on either side
>Every class is practically a ware

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:08:13 2015 No.14185432 >>14185420 >/u/ doesn't have anywhere near the level of activity or discussion this place has. Not our fucking problem, maybe take the hint there isn't enough interest in their shitty fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:08:42 2015 No.14185433 >>14185332 >i'm not sure is too /d/ or not, but would get me being told to "fuck off" regardless. Know my pain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:08:57 2015 No.14185434 >>14185411 Humanities for Crow Tengus. Demon for Law Skeleton for Biology Mindflayer for Psychology Dark Elf Dean, for extra credit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:02 2015 No.14185435 >>14185365 >Ignoring the threat

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:22 2015 No.14185436

>>14185408
>noxious blight, like alpfags
Whoa, how dare people enjoy a KC-approved, setting-compatible fetish that doesn't fit into your own fantasies. Can't have that in a Christian thread!

It's hilarious how the monster fucking thread has the most puritan user base on 4chan. I bet you guys actually approve centaur frontpussy too.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:24 2015 No.14185437

>>14185417
Reporting stuff that is actually against the rules actually works.
But for some reason this thread seems to think they should be able to report things they don't like and are confused when the mods get fed up with these trivial reports and punish people for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:27 2015 No.14185438 >>14185406 I'd take two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:29 2015 No.14185439 >>14185432 >Stop liking what I don't like Not even him but this attitude, relating to Yuri or anything else, got real old a long fucking time ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:36 2015 No.14185440 >>14185432 Well, the people who like it have interest in it. I'd say that's enough by definition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:09:47 2015 No.14185441 >>14185435 >someone wanting to fuck two lesbian MGs >threat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:10:45 2015 No.14185446 >>14185426 there is no possible way there will be a second season of that show mofu is too old

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:10:47 2015 No.14185447 >>14185432 >Not our fucking problem Im glad you speak for the entire thread because GOD FORBID some natives in this thread might actually like yuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:10:55 2015 No.14185448 >>14185441 Don't fucking reply to me you Yurifag enabler piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:10:56 2015 No.14185449 >>14185424 I've been banned for reporting someone who was trying to continue a yuri shitstorm that happened +10 hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:11:01 2015 No.14185450 >>14185441 You know it anon. Anything that doesn't conform to our group consensus on what is appropriate is a foreign threat to the sanctity of our beloved /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:11:27 2015 No.14185451 >>14185435 >threat Stop taking the Internet seriously. The moment you do, anger at anything from people's differing tastes to actual stupidity will be replaced with a detached amusement, at most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:11:38 2015 No.14185454 >>14185411 Yeti - Greco Roman wrestling/grappling coach Oni - Biochecmical engineering mostly to craft better alcohol Elf - Botany

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:12:00 2015 No.14185456 I don't understand. Yuri literally has its own board. The large majority of this thread does NOT want yuri. If you want to see/discuss yuri, why not just go to the board that is meant for yuri?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:12:02 2015 No.14185457 >>14185425 Also, could be good for Ethnic Studies depending on age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:12:09 2015 No.14185458 >>14185439 Door's right there. >>14185440 >makes 5 people happy >while burning down the thread for the other 145 >inb4 it's the people who get mad doing it It's the assholes who won't go back to the fucking board that caters to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:12:59 2015 No.14185459 >>14185458 >It's the assholes who won't go back to the fucking board that caters to them. Get the fuck out of /jp/ already, christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:12 2015 No.14185460 >>14185447 >muh silent majority

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:17 2015 No.14185461 >>14185426 But I was told that Kitsunes have brains like supercomputers. The nice fox ladies wouldn't lie to me, would they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:27 2015 No.14185462 >>14185458 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:43 2015 No.14185463 >>14185458 >people getting mad at things when they can just hide them Why?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:50 2015 No.14185464 [DELETED]

>>14185420
>/u/ doesn't have anywhere near the level of activity or discussion this place has
It's their problem, not ours. This situation is identical to an unpopular kid being pathetic enough to try and get in the cool kids' group, only to fail miserably when presented with rejection, trying again and again until they're not only humiliated, but also annoying.

They have their place, we have ours.

Do not cross the fucking line into our domain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:51 2015 No.14185465 >>14185456 By that same logic why dont these threads just move to /d/ then?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:13:58 2015 No.14185466

>>14185456
No anon, you don't understand, even if it has its own board instead of trying to get some activity there they have to shit up everywhere else.

>The large majority of this thread does NOT want yuri
They're also a silent majority or will say most people don't have a problem with it, wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:14:38 2015 No.14185468 >>14185463 autism, these threads are the only thing they have left in life

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:14:50 2015 No.14185469 >>14185447 >not going to your dedicated board You'll forgive us for our lack of tears, won't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:14:58 2015 No.14185470 >>14185464 >"We're the cool kids!" My god this perfectly captures just how pathetic this rampant autism is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:15:06 2015 No.14185472 >>14185465 These threads don't belong on /d/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:15:32 2015 No.14185474 >>14185433 Well I mean the closest I can think of is a Lich Using a derivative of a the tentacle plant to interface with her husband temporarily and be sort of like Doc Ock. But with loads more sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:15:46 2015 No.14185475 >>14185466 See >>14185447

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:16:07 2015 No.14185476 >>14185454 >Some huge jock sees the yeti coach and starts giggling to his pals >Challenges her to a match, hoping to impresses his friends >She has him pinned in under a minute, and uses it as a example of what not to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:16:24 2015 No.14185477 >>14185461 They are smarter than the average dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft9v_QA6pac I don't think they would care about mathematics though. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:16:30 2015 No.14185478 >>14185458 Nobody's burning anything down, but the people who get all hotheaded about it. To use your own example, 5 people having their own, isolated conversation while the other 145 have other conversations is like seeing drops in an ocean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:16:45 2015 No.14185479 >>14185472 >/d/ - Hentai/Alternative I'm pretty fucking sure that's where they belong, at least much more than in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:16:50 2015 No.14185480 >>14185472 It's just a native, ignore him. Wouldn't surprise me if it was Stockholm syndrome guy.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:17:04 2015 No.14185482

>>14185432
>isn't enough interest
Yeah, there isn't enough interest in monstergirl yuri, which is why it doesn't get brought up every other thread and why we don't have retarded shitstorms caused by people who evidently can't live with the idea that fetishes they don't personally enjoy may be discussed by other people on the thread.

Oh wait.

I wonder when you'll realize that you're the problem, not the folks who are into yuri. These threads are perfectly able to hold discussions about yuri, and nobody would even notice unless some moron or another doesn't decide to start his personal crusade against it.

Seafoam Mon Oct 5 21:17:17 2015 No.14185483

>>14185270
You'll get your dose of STRAYA CUNT whenever I get around to a series of mostly gag-based shorts I've been ruminating on, but before that I owe you some horsepussy and echidna and life is being a bitch at the moment, so don't expect that anytime soon.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:17:39 2015 No.14185484

>>14185456
You can discus both in both places.
>"I wanna discuss monster yuri"
>"Boo! Fuck off to the yuri thread, wanker!"
>"I want to discuss monster yuri"
>"Boo! Fuck off to the monster thread, wanker!"
>Create Monster yuri thread for discussing monter yuri
And congrats. We are now /monster/. There is a single thread for a reason, just learn to deal with the fact that you don't inhabit it alone, KC has already mentioned numerous times that MGs are bi as fuck, he just won't mention it specifically because it's not his thing, but it's well known in his canon to happen, so you have no ground to stand on in terms of "It doesn't belong here"

Really all people have is "I don't want it here." But then there are plenty of things I don't want here either. The only difference between you and the rest is you have vocal numbers supporting you. Because for some reason /a/ decided it was cool to hate girls touching eachother, and since we're mostly from /a/, that naturally bled into here.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:18:35 2015 No.14185487 [DELETED]

>>14185478
>blatant lies
Or, stay with me, they can make a thread in /u/, keep a tab open in this thread, speak about yuri over there while keeping it out of here and no one gets pissed off. But they're too self important to do that. So fuck everything, burn thread burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:18:37 2015 No.14185488 >>14185482 >I wonder when you'll realize that you're the problem This is hilarious >Everyone is wrong but me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:18:46 2015 No.14185489 >>14185483 Sweet, I was worried that you were deceased or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:18:46 2015 No.14185490 >>14185476 >he unknowingly pitches a tent in front of class because of the warm hugs >Yeti coach laughs, class laughs >laughingstock for a few days

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:18:58 2015 No.14185491 >>14185484 >he just won't mention it specifically I meant specifically in his profiles or focus on it in the world guides.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:19:03 2015 No.14185492 [DELETED]

>>14185470
It was an analogy dumbass. Either way you can just leave if you hate this place so much, we don't want your kind here either.

Yes, we're the cool kids because we're not the ones bothering other threads and boards. We keep to ourselves, so we righteously get to make the fucking rules in our fucking threads.

Yuri domain will not conquer this land. Don't like it, then fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:19:34 2015 No.14185495 >>14185477 I want to understand the mind of the person who goes on Youtube and searches for "foxes building pirate ships". I bet it is an amazing place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:19:56 2015 No.14185496 >>14185488 >Everyone is wrong but me! You sure do seem to like speaking for everyone in the thread.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:19:56 2015 No.14185497

>>14185480
I don't think he gets that we discuss monstergirls and /d/ is an image spam board.
That and we don't want their gross fetishes getting into our niche fetish.
Call me crazy, but I want to discuss monstergirls without /d/ tier shit getting involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:20:52 2015 No.14185498 >>14185484 I frequent /u/, there are occasional MG threads with no shitstorms. At this point you're just strawmanning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:21:06 2015 No.14185500 >>14185482 >I like yuri >but there aren't enough people >I will make others like yuri FUCK OFF! >WHY? WHY DON'T THEY LIKE US!? WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP AT IT UNTIL THEY FUCKING LOVE US!! Yes, they are the fucking problem. Also see >>14185487

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:21:13 2015 No.14185501 >>14185496 Don't you get tired of using the same phrase all the time? Get a new one already

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:21:17 2015 No.14185502 >>14185484 >it doesn't happen >but it's well known in his canon to happen Ahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:21:28 2015 No.14185503 >>14185492 >Yes, we're the cool kids because we're not the ones bothering other threads and boards. We keep to ourselves, so we righteously get to make the fucking rules in our fucking threads. You seriously need to calm your autism man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:21:58 2015 No.14185504 I hope this is a /jp/sie trolling you retards into the ground and that none of you are actually this retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:22:14 2015 No.14185505 >>14185503 Again, choice isn't yours. It's ours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:22:31 2015 No.14185506 >>14185484 This >>14185498 You're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:22:53 2015 No.14185508 >>14185505 what the fuck are you even talking about?

Seafoam Mon Oct 5 21:23:03 2015 No.14185509

>>14185489
I'm pretty much the mother of all jiangshi at this point, you should expect this. In fact, rather than worrying that I haven't posted in a while you should worry when I post too often. I might be strung out on coke or on the verge of a mental breakdown only text-based escapism can get me past, you just never know.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:23:06 2015 No.14185511

>>14185480
Now I'm reminded of the guy who confused tusks and horns, the absolute madman.
Remember how vehemently people argued over that?
If you think even further back, remember the move from /a/ to /jp/? Remember how caustic and unsettled everything was, with people always arguing.
Now I think about the arguments we have in all these recent threads.

The strong possibility that even this argument will burn out and be forgotten fills me with determination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:23:23 2015 No.14185514 >>14185504 He's doing it because it's easy and people keep replying, reports work better than replies

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:23:59 2015 No.14185515 >>14185483 >Seafoam writing horsepussy I'm sickened, but curious.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:24:33 2015 No.14185517
File: 1.29 MB, 2353x3075, 1443415604092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So the guys talking about MonMusu are thinking about compiling an album of some subspecies girls secrets.
And then sending it to Okayado to see if anything comes of it.

>>14185504
Listen, I haven't even been part of this argument, I've just been making levels in Mario Maker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:24:53 2015 No.14185518 >>14185514 >reports work better than replies >>14185417

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:25:02 2015 No.14185519 >>14185504 I can wholeheartedly assure that I'm not a retard, at least maybe. I'm also ignoring the shitshow that's occurring at the moment. >>14185509 Ah, that's reassuring.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:25:21 2015 No.14185520

>>14185500
>I will make others like yuri
Nobody's saying that. They're talking about isolated discussion which will affect literally nobody else, except those who get mad about it and bring it to the forefront of discussion. Kind of like what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:26:09 2015 No.14185522 >>14185517 That's a big spider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:26:41 2015 No.14185525 >>14185517 >And then sending it to Okayado to see if anything comes of it. Are they going to have anyone translate that stuff into Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:27:16 2015 No.14185527 >>14185522 All the better to ride, like a spider knight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:28:05 2015 No.14185529 >>14185517 Really? This is an amazing idea! >>14185346 Please give them this!

>>	Seafoam Mon Oct 5 21:29:10 2015 No.14185531 >>14185515 http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/96773826/Sweet%20Nightmare Lo. Anyone already reading will be happy to know I've got a mind map for conclusion started at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:30:17 2015 No.14185534 File: 769 KB, 1600x1600, nure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best slime, I want her to offer me dinner, a bath, or herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:30:24 2015 No.14185536 File: 628 KB, 2560x1440, alp ainsley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these deleted posts Here we go again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:30:47 2015 No.14185538 File: 752 KB, 1040x1514, 1443583430904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185529 Somebody already made pic related. And one for the Spider, but I don't have it currently.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:31:46 2015 No.14185540

>>14185520
Allow me to pick up the gaunlet. We don't care that you think things won't change, threadcanons and ideas form from the unlikelist things, we don't need Yuri getting popular here and fucking everything up. Keep your Yuri in /u/ And leave us the fuck alone ,because we're not going to "just ignore it."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:32:06 2015 No.14185541 File: 50 KB, 620x520, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185538 Awww yeaaa, I was waiting for this moment!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:32:08 2015 No.14185542 File: 20 KB, 319x345, 1441466126317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185536 Looks like the extreme anti-yuri guy got btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:32:56 2015 No.14185544 >>14185538 >no mention of her nose

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:33:04 2015 No.14185547 >>14185538 >she tries to use this as an excuse not to brush oh god I bet her breath smells fucking awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:33:48 2015 No.14185548 File: 1.70 MB, 1456x2147, 1442604213922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185538 Looks nice, but it's missing the mandatory section about her breasts. Also, no nose bits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:34:52 2015 No.14185549 >>14185538 If I had to have any of crabman's Monster Girls as a homestay, it would have to be a Shark Girl. She's so goddamn cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:36:18 2015 No.14185553 >>14185492 >Yes, we're the cool kids because we're not the ones bothering other threads and boards. Weren't we encouraging some guy to go to TFT and fuck up one of their polls a while ago?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:36:20 2015 No.14185554 Can you guys stop with the Berlin Wall mentality thing already, from here onward? Can you just be civil about these things and hide things that you don't like? It's tedious to read /mgg/ sometimes, all the actual MG discussion stops for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:36:28 2015 No.14185555 >>14185548 Dumb needlessly violent slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:37:21 2015 No.14185557 >>14185553 What poll? Do narrate this one for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:37:25 2015 No.14185558 >>14185554 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:37:35 2015 No.14185560 >>14185554 >Can you just be civil about these things and hide things that you don't like? NEVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:37:44 2015 No.14185561 >>14185548 >Merino produces her own breast milk Shit, I wonder if KCs Weresheeps can do that too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:38:20 2015 No.14185562 >>14185554 Someone post the we won't tolerate people with different ideas banner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:38:26 2015 No.14185563 Yuri confirmed to be allowed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:38:39 2015 No.14185564 >>14185536 You seem to imply this is many. Get back to me when we get a 200+ nuke again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:38:42 2015 No.14185565 >>14185517 Where can I find more of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:39:08 2015 No.14185566 >>14185553 He came to us about, actually, if I recall. Nobody dissuaded him, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:39:44 2015 No.14185568 >>14185557 There was a halloween poll on TFT for what monstergirl should be commissioned for art. Someone made a strawpoll here saying he'd rig it for x monstergirl. Don't remember seeing a single "fuck off" for that at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:40:30 2015 No.14185569 >>14185554 >all the actual MG discussion stops You mean when someone tries to resume a shitstorm like you are right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:40:59 2015 No.14185570 >>14185568 Post proof or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:41:08 2015 No.14185571 What MG would enjoy hip hop? I'm guessing Lamias

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:41:38 2015 No.14185572 >>14185568 That is very corrupt. On the other hand, that is not really a bad thing though, if everyone agrees towards a vote it isn't really his fault. >>14185569 No, someone had to ask the important question since no one dares to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:42:26 2015 No.14185573 >>14185563 >this is a pole >he just threw the damn thing in the water

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:42:30 2015 No.14185574 >>14185563 Don't get too cocky just because there's a pro-yuri mod ghosting around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:42:41 2015 No.14185575 Sometimes I feel like Redwood's the one modding us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:42:42 2015 No.14185576 >>14185554 Fuck off with your meta posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:42:55 2015 No.14185578 File: 428 KB, 989x1018, 1433402509976-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185570 >The search backend is currently unavailable. GG

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:43:20 2015 No.14185579 File: 47 KB, 329x374, 1440488314830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185555 >Dumb Just bad with names, not really stupid. >Needlessly violent No more than any other tsundere. The only difference is the strength >Slut ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:43:45 2015 No.14185580 >>14185563 Well technically it was never NOT allowed it just always triggers someones autism so nobody discussed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:44:13 2015 No.14185582 >>14185571 Some Leanan Shides, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:44:17 2015 No.14185584 >>14185576 >meta posting >half the thread is still metaposting >replying to metaposting with metaposting Nice b8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:44:36 2015 No.14185585 File: 249 KB, 706x1231, 1442772152998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185549 >>14185538

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:44:59 2015 No.14185587

>>14185498
>>14185506
Well I don't go to /u/, I just based their response on our response. My point was it's fine to discuss it in both places. And if our response is fuck off to /u/ and theirs is fuck off to /mgg/, people are left with making their own thing, and we become /monster/ and /monster/ is slow, dead, and fucked.

The fact that that isn't actually how they respond is neither here nor there really. And honestly, for all you guys shit on /u/, the mere fact alone that they don't shit the bed when monsterfags come into their board, and tell them to fuck off to /mgg/ or /d/ says something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:45:55 2015 No.14185589 >>14185579 Dumb needlessly violent abusive whore! She doesn't deserve anything nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:46:13 2015 No.14185590 >>14185571 Jiangshi. she has the hips for it and loves to hop

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:46:14 2015 No.14185591 >>14185563 >confirmed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:46:17 2015 No.14185592 >>14185585 How is she even wearing those? Shouldn't the thong be going up over her head?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:47:24 2015 No.14185593 >>14185592 It's a Lamia style dorito.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:47:29 2015 No.14185594 >>14185568 I did see people asking why we should care

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:47:30 2015 No.14185595 >>14185592 Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:47:31 2015 No.14185596 >>14185587 >He's still going

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:47:58 2015 No.14185598 >>14185587 >theirs is fuck off to /mgg/ >The fact that that isn't actually how they respond is neither here nor there really

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:47:59 2015 No.14185599 File: 286 KB, 1124x1416, 1442190410934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185565 Sadly, I don't have the profile for the Large Breed spider like I said. But here's this instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:48:48 2015 No.14185604 >>14185590 Dude nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:49:08 2015 No.14185605 >>14185575 Who's Redwood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:49:43 2015 No.14185608 >>14185579 Hello there CIDF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:50:03 2015 No.14185609 >>14185598 >and if

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:50:19 2015 No.14185610 If Yuri gets in I'm posting all the sluts and NTR I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:50:24 2015 No.14185612 File: 102 KB, 584x802, domome!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185599 I'm a filthy lolicon and I know it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:50:57 2015 No.14185614 >>14185599 >bike cop playing hard mode

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:51:00 2015 No.14185615 >>14185411 Holstaur and Troll for Home Ec.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:51:29 2015 No.14185616 Which Crabman Monster Girl would you have as a homestay? http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Other_Races

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:51:37 2015 No.14185617 >>14185608 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:51:49 2015 No.14185618 >>14185599 I need more of bike cop and his homestays. I would read the hell out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:52:00 2015 No.14185619 >>14185610 If that's your thing, go ahead. But be prepared for people to tell you you have shit taste, and be prepared for people to ignore you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:52:14 2015 No.14185620 >>14185610 >MG >not sluts and NTRing boys away from their wives

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:53:18 2015 No.14185624 >>14185616 >>14185599

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:53:32 2015 No.14185625 >>14185605 http://luscious.net/users/Redwood/ Is this what you meant? God help us all if it's true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:53:45 2015 No.14185626 >>14185616 Why would I ever want one of those 3DPD-tier sluts in my house?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:53:51 2015 No.14185627 >>14185571 >any dance where they can be naughty and rub up against men All of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:55:07 2015 No.14185629 >>14185625 Jesus.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:55:50 2015 No.14185632

>>14185618
>>14185614
>hard mode
That's generally the idea. It's to sort of make a group of criminal or otherwise undesirable girls and put them in a sort of rehabilitation group, that Bike Cop is supposed to manage.
Basically something in stark contrast to the waifus that Darling has living in his own house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:56:01 2015 No.14185633 >>14185625 Don't have an account. Is it that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:56:51 2015 No.14185636 >>14185625 I have no account. Screencap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:56:54 2015 No.14185637 >>14185605 4chan figured out a mod's name, so he's now to blame for every bad moderation decision since the beginning of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:57:26 2015 No.14185639 >>14185625 Can you screencap or summarise? It appears a login is needed to view the page.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:58:32 2015 No.14185643 >>14185616 Lizard, Long legs, Jiangshi, Raptor, Shark, Backbeard, and a Honey Bee

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:58:35 2015 No.14185644 File: 727 KB, 1636x1157, 1443778564333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some of you guys are alright. Don't go the skating rink tomorrow if you're in Monster Girl City. Happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning. So long humies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:15 2015 No.14185646 >>14185618 Decided to roll a dice to see how many and got a 7. >Alraune >Eel Mermaid >Greater Devil >Pink Slime >Oni >Mummy >Arachne Yes I'm aware they're all lewd species, I know what I'm doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:20 2015 No.14185647 >>14185616 I want one of those shy, religious Monoeyes. Just someone nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:30 2015 No.14185650 >>14185616 If he ever makes a proper western dragon, gimme a call.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:31 2015 No.14185651
File: 577 KB, 723x1100, 1443281138540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Going by a reliable source, Jiang-shi apparently have an aversion to vinegar.

In that regard, could a Jiang-shi get horny if she catches a whiff of something like vinegar pringles or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:32 2015 No.14185652 >>14185644 You should have used a froggirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:46 2015 No.14185653 >>14185637 Like Troid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:59:58 2015 No.14185654 >>14185644 Ban all assault snow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:00:19 2015 No.14185655 >>14185646 Whoops, meant to reply to >>14185616

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:00:41 2015 No.14185656 >>14185619 IF, which it won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:00:55 2015 No.14185658 >>14185651 >two right hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:01:16 2015 No.14185660 >>14185651 >vinegar pringles >vinegar anything Thanks for ruining Jiang-Shi for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:01:18 2015 No.14185661 File: 431 KB, 1344x756, lol'd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://luscious.net/blog/user/Redwood/monster-musume-the-anime_9531/ http://luscious.net/c/-/pictures/user/443642/id/15166872/@_wakagi_repa_papi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:02:12 2015 No.14185663 >>14185620 >implying I meant just that kind EVERYBODY'S GETTING CUCKED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:02:13 2015 No.14185664 Sketch-kun is my hero. For doing that older medusa pic he has my unending loyalty. although he already had it from the wendigo stalking and free hugs pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:02:39 2015 No.14185666 >>14185661 Anon, I'm begging you, please don't forget to delete this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:02:56 2015 No.14185668 >>14185651 >They have an aversion to vinegar You do realize that vinegar to a Jiangshi is poison, yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:02:59 2015 No.14185669 >>14185660 What the fuck is wrong with vinegar? I think it's a good ingredient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:03:01 2015 No.14185670 >>14185644 it'll be the worst mass-raping in MGC history.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:03:23 2015 No.14185671 >>14185661 >moderator of furries, erotic stories, foot fetish >foot fetish Goddamn it why are there so many just horrible people that share this with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:03:35 2015 No.14185672 >>14185644 Chubby Yuki's are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:03:55 2015 No.14185675 >>14185616 Dairy Breed, Elder Evil, Echidna, Land Animal Harpy, Large Arachne Breed, Long Leg Arachne, Minotaur, Ogre, Pink Slime, Raptor, Troll, Wyvern, Yuki-Onna. Any of those is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:04:03 2015 No.14185677 >>14185671 IKR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:04:27 2015 No.14185678 >>14185669 Yeah as long as its subtle or outright hidden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:04:41 2015 No.14185680 >>14185658 Did she kill Polnareff's sister?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:05:04 2015 No.14185681

God damn, Raijus and Thunderbirds would be the bane of my existence.

Their mere presence would probably destroy all of the circuit components and equipment we use, since the stupid things are so sensitive, on top of destroying my productivity forever.

Most monsters would make college for me even worse than it is, imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:05:11 2015 No.14185682 File: 340 KB, 1737x1447, 1443691354877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185661 Holy shit I'm dying!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:05:20 2015 No.14185683 >>14185668 What would it be to an MGE Jiang-shi though? We already know what garlic does to Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:05:41 2015 No.14185685 >>14185661 >In Album: Avian Furries Triggered unbelievably hard. >>14185669 Not him but when I was young my brother poured vinegar into my coke bottle when I wasn't looking

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:05:42 2015 No.14185686 >>14185681 Most monster girls would be the bane of my existence.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:07:31 2015 No.14185689

>>14185671
Crazy people make more noise. There's more people who like feet than you think, but I suppose they just keep quiet about it.

I mean, I personally wouldn't mind slowly peeling down the the stockings from a tall kitsune, and massaging her feet with maybe a few kisses interspersed on her toes, but you don't see me talking about it.

Oh, wait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:07:37 2015 No.14185690 >>14185683 It'd probably make them inebriated as well. It's just when they said "aversion to vinegar", I had the autistic compulsion to clear up why. Just like them counting rice is a chinese merchant habit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:08:41 2015 No.14185693 >>14185685 >Starbound >Yaoi >Yuri It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:09:03 2015 No.14185695 BANE?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:09:11 2015 No.14185696
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>>14185661
>Redwood
>The dude I've been hearing about on /co/,
>The guy who has been moderating there with a Tekken-tier Iron Fist
>The guy who if not having gone on record proclaiming to be a SJW might as well be
>Is a furry with not one, but TWO fursonas
>And is a mod on 4chan
Shhhhiiiieeeeet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:09:44 2015 No.14185699 >>14185681 Would Raiju make a thunderbird her personal electric toy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:10:49 2015 No.14185704 >>14185699 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:11:03 2015 No.14185706 >>14185671 I never got foot fetishists. I mean, occasionally as part of foreplay it might be cool, but as the main attraction? Still I wouldn't say no to something like Gazer, Demon, Devil or Mucus Toad feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:13:23 2015 No.14185713 >>14185699 >Let thunderbird zap a raiju >Store up power and zap the thunderbird back >Repeat >Infinite power

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:14:12 2015 No.14185716 >>14185699 Now I can't stop imagining a Raiju with a Thunderbird on her shoulders charging her up with electricity as they both grin lewdly at a cowering man who should really be running. It's doing things to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:14:28 2015 No.14185718 >>14185661 Played us like a damn fiddle!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:15:43 2015 No.14185721 >>14185696 isn't that guy black and american? or at least not from Norway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:15:51 2015 No.14185722 >>14185716 >Banjo Raiju >Kazooie Thunderbird Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:15:52 2015 No.14185723 >>14185716 >become rubber man >give no fucks >Raiju and thunderbird making Enel face

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:15:57 2015 No.14185724 >>14185661 >writes stories /mgg/ confirmed for furry writers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:16:48 2015 No.14185726 >>14185716 I just want a series of pictures showing a Raiju getting more and more visibly aroused as she sees larger and larger batteries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:16:54 2015 No.14185728 >>14185716 Joke's on them I trained under the disco Mexican lightning master.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:17:07 2015 No.14185729 >>14185722 >imagining MGs as furry things with googly eyes Redwood pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:17:30 2015 No.14185731 File: 109 KB, 680x994, 1444097850439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185723 I actually want to see that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:18:56 2015 No.14185736 >>14185729 Googly monoeye monstergirl when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:19:10 2015 No.14185738 >>14185721 Yes, it's most likely different faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:19:33 2015 No.14185739 >>14185723 >Man wearing a rubber/condom >immune

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:20:50 2015 No.14185742 >>14185739 >Zapwolves and Thunderbirds really hate rubber condoms >Seriously, they really hate it >Just mentioning one causes them to throw a fit and go on a three hour rant on how stupid they are

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:22:38 2015 No.14185748 File: 114 KB, 300x258, 1345267845389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185726 >hfw this truck drives by.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:24:05 2015 No.14185754 >>14185748 >this kills the zapwolf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:25:08 2015 No.14185755 >>14185748 >HirameLewdFaces.gif

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:25:22 2015 No.14185757

>>14185726
http://i.imgur.com/ud6Oyy0.jpg

>Capacitor Bank
>3150 Volts
>Outputs 77,500 Amps for 8.3ms.

If that doesn't get her to instantly orgasm, I don't know what will.
Assuming she doesn't outright literally explode from the sheer amount of current.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:25:27 2015 No.14185758 >>14185754 Isn't it a weasel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:26:58 2015 No.14185760 >>14185758 You're right, my bad. Still, zapweasel doesn't sound as good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:27:30 2015 No.14185764 >>14185758 Zapweasel just doesn't roll off the tongue, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:29:39 2015 No.14185767 >>14185757 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLzBIoOWwdQ Like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:29:53 2015 No.14185768 >>14185726 http://inhabitat.com/ultra-battery-is-worlds-most-powerful-non-nuclear-storage-battery/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:29:56 2015 No.14185769 I wonder, ignoring all the electric stuff, would a raiju do other woosle things? Would she hide in tight spaces to pop out and rape you? Steal your food? Go absolutely insane when you leave a large ball in front of her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:31:03 2015 No.14185772 >>14185768 SPLOOOSH

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:31:49 2015 No.14185774 I like raiju BECAUSE she doesn't have stupid, ugly, fuckhuge paws. That and imagining electrified footjobs with those socks on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:32:59 2015 No.14185776 >>14185769 Damn it, now I'm getting Weasels and Ferrets confused

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:33:00 2015 No.14185777 >>14185769 >woosle WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:33:52 2015 No.14185780 >>14185774 >You will never be dominated by a Thunderbird and Raiju who use you as an earth to discharge their lewd voltages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:34:45 2015 No.14185782 >>14185777 >You heard me, woosle. And this is how you pick a fight with a raiju, 95% success rate. It'd be much like calling a hinezumi a rat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:35:12 2015 No.14185783 >>14185780 You meant ground? >getting dominated Queer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:35:21 2015 No.14185785 Which MGs are good for energy storage solutions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:36:26 2015 No.14185789 >>14185782 >name literally means fire RAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:36:58 2015 No.14185792 >>14185769 >Raiju daughter >Wrestles with gaint balls >Hops around chasing toys >Tries to drag & hide away too big objects >getting into all the tight spaces between your furniture >Collapsing for a long nap mid-day, then doing it all again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:37:15 2015 No.14185794 >>14185789 That's their word!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:37:50 2015 No.14185797 >you will never go ferret legging with a loli raiju

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:38:02 2015 No.14185798 >>14185780 What's it called when two girls grind their pussies against a guy's dick? Because I'm imagining that with both girls lewd grins slowly turning into ahegaos and it's giving me a boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:38:11 2015 No.14185800 >>14185783 Earth is generally synonymous with ground, unless you need to specify "chassis ground" for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:38:20 2015 No.14185801 >>14185783 Different strokes for different folks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:38:57 2015 No.14185803 File: 122 KB, 927x1300, 52896761_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:39:20 2015 No.14185804

>>14185757
>Experiencing so much electrically induced pleasure that her body is vaporised, turning into a burst of raw sexual energy
>Experiencing a climax more powerful than any other being on the has felt, living it out in her final moments

I think this is going a little too far.
Then again, we had the sexual plasma with the Raiju and hellhound give birth to a star made out of sex, so what do I know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:39:23 2015 No.14185805 >you will never challenge a raiju to a duel by slapping her with a rubber glove

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:39:30 2015 No.14185807 >>14185798 https://vndb.org/g2249

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:40:06 2015 No.14185808 >>14185792 I want to tenderly molest a woosel after she's worn herself out and can barely generate enough current to get me hard. When she wakes up I'd throw the ball again, rinse, wash, repeat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:40:47 2015 No.14185809 >>14185769 She would get into fights with the biggest baddest lamias around and wreck their shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:41:33 2015 No.14185811 >>14185797 >first doodle >Now ferret legging What the hell, are we just making our own words now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:42:34 2015 No.14185812 >>14185811 Ferret legging is a sport where you put a ferret in your pants and keep it their for as long as you can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:43:16 2015 No.14185815 >>14185801 I will feed you your meme along with your liver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:43:24 2015 No.14185816 >>14185807 Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:44:25 2015 No.14185820 >>14185812 Who does this? Americans? How many guys get their balls bit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:44:25 2015 No.14185821 >>14185809 The Sewer Weasels would be the only gang that could go toe to tail with the Tunnel Snakes. Well, the only ones aside from the Honey Badgers, but they don't give a shit so they don't count.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:44:59 2015 No.14185823 >>14185803 Bless Zankuro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:45:42 2015 No.14185825 >>14185800 I'm not an electrician dude. Learned something though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:46:23 2015 No.14185826 >>14185823 >>14185803 Do you think this will be his ECM 5?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:46:59 2015 No.14185829 >>14185811 >Doodle isn't a word Do you even Monster Hunter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:48:06 2015 No.14185832 >>14185829 I meant woosle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:48:22 2015 No.14185833 >>14185769 loli raiju trying to build static electricity bu shuffling her socks-bound feet or a balloon on her hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:48:22 2015 No.14185834 >>14185820 Victorian coal miners, although recently it was going on in Virginia. Record holder kept it there for four hours and then added a second ferret and went to over five hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:48:52 2015 No.14185835 >>14185825 Just spreading the knowledge. I'm no electrician either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:50:35 2015 No.14185838 >>14185834 I don't have an image that can convey the level of WHY I am experiencing right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:51:31 2015 No.14185839 File: 404 KB, 928x999, MonMusu_Long_Leg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help her remove Tanukis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:51:36 2015 No.14185840 >>14185832 He's making a Winnie the Pooh reference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:51:40 2015 No.14185841 >>14185832 You've never heard of a woozle? What was your childhood? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:52:35 2015 No.14185843 >>14185839 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:52:46 2015 No.14185844 >>14185838 That guys record was beaten, the current record is 5 hours 26 minutes. The guy who did it tried to go for six but everyone had left after 5 hours and he was made to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:54:09 2015 No.14185848 >>14185839 Given how uppity people get about the hugbox being broken with things like NTR, (real) rape, or killing of MGs, I'm surprised /pol/ gets a free pass for nazi stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:55:19 2015 No.14185850 >>14185839 I want her to goosestep into my house and ask me if I'm harboring any Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:55:35 2015 No.14185851 >>14185848 It's still a pretty snappy uniform all things considered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:55:36 2015 No.14185852 >>14185848 /pol/ gets a free pass because everyone knows they're right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:58:02 2015 No.14185855 >>14185852 >We can protect ourselves from chemtrails by covering our skin in vinegar k

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:58:43 2015 No.14185856 >>14185839 I can see her being really strict & cold in public, but in private getting really flustered if you complement her or she tries expressing her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:59:48 2015 No.14185861 >>14185852 I get less flak for /pol/posting than I do for submissive posts. It's odd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:00:23 2015 No.14185862 Is 4 am, woken up by the combo of car alarms and foxes making noise what would be a annoying way for a MG to wake you up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:01:24 2015 No.14185865 >>14185839 >not roasting the spiders

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:02:41 2015 No.14185868 File: 722 KB, 741x900, Rise and shine!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185862 GAOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:02:50 2015 No.14185870 >>14185861 the closer you get to personal taste, the touchier people get

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:04:30 2015 No.14185876 >>14185862 Kobald daughters waking you up to play by jumping on your bed and licking your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:05:52 2015 No.14185878 >>14185876 He said annoying not freaking cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:06:01 2015 No.14185879 >>14185862 Getting alpdrucked

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:06:19 2015 No.14185880

>>14185862
>Dragon snores or coughs in your sleep. Wake up to smoke alarms and half your hair being singed off
>Cheshire cat switches your alarm to radio at full volume.
>Getting sloppily done, half-awake head from a succubus. She falls back asleep before finishing.
>Wurm is watching early morning cartoons & gets to excited. Loud shouting and suddenly half the living room is gone.
>Holstaur rolls over onto you and almost smothers you with her chest. Not a problem normally but you're trying to sleep, damnit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:08:23 2015 No.14185884 File: 81 KB, 640x480, 1417703275045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185862 Waking up next to an massive, inebriated Ogre snoring as loud as a plane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:08:44 2015 No.14185886 >>14185880 >that third one All of my hate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:10:43 2015 No.14185890 >>14185886 Why? You can just stick it in and blow a load real quick. You'll get your REAL blowjob when she wakes up and realizes what you've done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:11:29 2015 No.14185894 >>14185884 >not doing this with your ogre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eZ0dn1wuXY

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:12:51 2015 No.14185898 >>14185894 This would help pass the time at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:14:12 2015 No.14185901 >>14185894 >hfw you show her the video.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:15:10 2015 No.14185903 >>14185901 She'd probably laugh her ass off at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:15:41 2015 No.14185906 >>14185890 Times not to fuck with this guy: Eating Sleeping Shitting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:18:24 2015 No.14185910 >>14185880 >That third one You act like that means you have to stop. Do you think succubi would mind you fucking them while they're sleeping?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:18:36 2015 No.14185911

Alright, let me ask a little question.

The world just got a fresh dusting of monstergirls, courtesy of you, but here's the catch. You will die in at least 24 hours after monstergirls enter this world. You are allowed to gain undeath or immortality to break this rule, but unless your soul makes it past the 24 hour mark still in this world, it will be destroyed.
So, do you take the deal? Do you have any way of getting immortality or undeath once all the monsters come quickly enough? What method will you use? Vamparism, lich revivals, angelic blessings, selling yourself to a demon, direct intervention from Eros, lilim husbandry?
Can you earn a better world for yourself, and everyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:20:26 2015 No.14185920 >>14185862 I thought I was the only Brit who browsed the thread this late. Go back to sleep so I can reclaim my title. But to answer your question: Any snoring except hummingbird snoring,

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:22:11 2015 No.14185927 >>14185910 Times a succubus would not be okay with receiving the dick: /list The creativity involved in putting it in during certain occasions might well turn her on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:22:46 2015 No.14185929 >>14185911 I sell my soul to a demon and then spend the next 24 hours on and off fucking her senseless. Our contract is to form a loving harem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:23:36 2015 No.14185930 >>14185911 Out of all that bullshit, you forgot the one thing that's likely the most attainable. Find a mermaid and get some of her blood. It will be way easier to find a common monstergirl than go through a bunch of super rare epic quest nonsense.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:24:26 2015 No.14185932

>>14185910
Just straight sex? Probably not. They probably fall asleep dreaming about being fucked 24/7, you're just playing into their dreams. Oral... not so much. There's a lot that could probably go wrong for a guy with her being asleep, and she'd probably get gagged and woken up (relatively) uncomfortably by it and be somewhat miffed about it. Though she'd probably get turned on the second she realizes what's happening, say something along the lines of 'If you wanted that, all you had to do was ask,' and proceed to blow you proper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:25:15 2015 No.14185935 >>14185695 FOR YOU

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:28:05 2015 No.14185943

>>14185927
>>14185932
I'm just imagining a guy who couldn't help it since he's married to a Succubus who sleeps in the nude and just decides to use her breasts to get off.
She wakes up halfway through.

>"Really darling? You couldn't wait until morning?"
>"It's okay, I like that part of you."
>"Let me reward you for your initiative~"

God, lewd girls are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:32:44 2015 No.14185950 >>14185890 I'd love to pull this off in the Stopman way.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:34:08 2015 No.14185954

>>14185943
>"Mmm, still not done? Well don't forget the back too."
>"If you feel up to it a load in my panties would be a nice thing to wake up to."
>"Keep that up and my breath is going to smell like cock in the morning. Who told you to stop?"
Yiss.

>>14185950
I'm not opposed to a sexy blue dorcubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:34:52 2015 No.14185956 File: 343 KB, 769x1000, Bicorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185929 And then anon got a Bicorn waifu and multiple other waifus along with his Demon. How nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:36:47 2015 No.14185958 File: 305 KB, 1200x1120, sweater paizuri_SFW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185943 >Getting woken up from paizuri >Not from when you blow your load on her face But yeah, lewd girls are great for stuff like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:43:46 2015 No.14185969 >>14185910 >>14185932 Dormice are better if you're into that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:44:53 2015 No.14185971 File: 117 KB, 650x458, finishyourmeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185880

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:46:35 2015 No.14185977 >>14185969 Why can't one have the best of both worlds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:48:22 2015 No.14185981 >>14185958 >that succubus No thanks, I don't want to die in the shittiest way possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:48:53 2015 No.14185983 >>14185971 I want to ruffle her hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:49:17 2015 No.14185984 File: 118 KB, 222x183, 1443928602423.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185971 >More art of my stupid shit from based drawfag You are too good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:49:26 2015 No.14185985 >>14185971 Someone should tell that succubutt not to play with her food. And it's rude to leave meals half-eaten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:49:33 2015 No.14185986 >>14185977 I bet you want to eat pizza all day everyday and not get fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:49:34 2015 No.14185987 >>14185971 >using that horn style in particular I approve

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:51:18 2015 No.14185993 >>14185984 Stop making things weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:51:19 2015 No.14185994 >>14185971 That succubus is practically begging for headpats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:52:15 2015 No.14185997 File: 177 KB, 850x966, 1396644287312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185981 What's wrong with her? I have a bunch of images of her and have no legitimate clue who she is. Does she actually do the whole 'suck out your soul' thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:52:19 2015 No.14185999 >>14185986 I do enjoy removing some negative consequences from things on my fantasies. I'd want some variety eventually too, but until then? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:52:20 2015 No.14186000 >>14185969 But I'm not into Dormice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:53:56 2015 No.14186004 >>14185997 >Does she actually do the whole 'suck out your soul' thing? And leaves you a near literal husk, yes. You can see it in >>14185958, those are not the veins or the posture of a man enjoying a nice healthy titfuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:54:36 2015 No.14186008 >>14185997 Fucking duh. Her and all her sisters are horrible killers. MGQ paradox by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:56:23 2015 No.14186014 >>14186000 Well, you'll have to see a mindflayer about fixing your inferior pleb taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:58:32 2015 No.14186018 >>14186014 I'd rather the mindflayer though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:00:09 2015 No.14186021 >>14185993 Too late. I'm pretty sure you guys have to touch butts now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:00:27 2015 No.14186022 >>14186018 Perhaps you already have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:01:43 2015 No.14186026 >>14185997 Any succubus by that artist will turn you into a dried husk just for making eye contact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:04:28 2015 No.14186030 The best kind of lewd girls are lewd Squirrel girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:10:58 2015 No.14186041 File: 362 KB, 1088x456, hnnngh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186030 Especially when they enter mating season?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:12:22 2015 No.14186044 >>14186041 You better believe it. God damn Tanabe is fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:17:10 2015 No.14186054 >>14185839 >you will never send all the Tanukis to a camp where they have to work while their fluffy tails are molested

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:20:27 2015 No.14186063 File: 609 KB, 1065x567, raburabu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186044 I want to see him do a Carl x Ada doujin at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:21:55 2015 No.14186066 >>14186054 Only if I can switch them to high protien diets so that they can get nice and muscled, melting the softness away so they are better able to perform their duties. the one who does the best gets head pats and their tail brushed by me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:22:14 2015 No.14186068 File: 1.25 MB, 400x400, 1392024900815.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14185984 >>14185993

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:23:02 2015 No.14186071 >>14186063 I don't know anon, he seems to really prefer Ragna getting loved. But hey, maybe he'll do it some day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:23:53 2015 No.14186075 File: 1.38 MB, 1528x1880, 1444105433834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I'll wrap up the night on this note.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:25:19 2015 No.14186076 >>14186075 Worst dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:26:22 2015 No.14186078 >>14186075 The uncensored version of this image has been posted in these threads previously, so I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:26:33 2015 No.14186079 >>14186076 White a best!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:35:38 2015 No.14186100 >>14186041 >>14186063 I want a Noel and Makoto threesome book next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:37:44 2015 No.14186102 >>14186079 Racist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:37:53 2015 No.14186103 >>14186100 You'll just have to wait anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:39:06 2015 No.14186106 >>14186100 But there's already two with Noel/Mu-12 and Nu-13.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:42:33 2015 No.14186114 >>14186102 Hey, if black dragons were slightly savage and could breathe ice instead of acid then we'd be having an entirely different conversation

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:43:49 2015 No.14186118 >>14186114 What if she spat hot fire so long as someone else dropped a sick beat? Or is that infringing on wock territory?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:44:20 2015 No.14186119 >>14186075 Tear off the Dragon's carapace to expose her weakspot! Then strike it for massive damage!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:51:42 2015 No.14186139 File: 331 KB, 600x783, 1c4e1c65b89d1e80e41c9ef8278476df.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fat tails

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:53:11 2015 No.14186140 >>14186118 That's wocks. She's earned headpats though. >>14186139 I'd rather a fat pair of tits or a fat ass to grope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:53:42 2015 No.14186141 File: 692 KB, 848x1200, 1435694645707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186139 Only the thickest, fattest ones will do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:56:46 2015 No.14186147 Test

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:57:36 2015 No.14186149 >>14186147 High

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:58:05 2015 No.14186150 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:58:49 2015 No.14186151 >>14186150 Ah yes, now the thread is complete

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:59:03 2015 No.14186152 File: 189 KB, 1456x1063, t06_07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm still waiting for my weapon spirit all of these women are swords

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:00:45 2015 No.14186153 >>14186152 Is center right or center left the katana?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:03:24 2015 No.14186158 >>14186153 center left,

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:10:00 2015 No.14186170 I want to snuggle a pudgy sea bishop who spent too much time reading her scrolls and tomes and not enough time spreading the word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:10:07 2015 No.14186171 >>14186106 And? I like Noel/Mu-12. Always happy to see more of her. A threesome with Makoto by Tanabe would be fuckin' fantastic. >>14186103 I shall. Wait, and hope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:13:42 2015 No.14186176 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. It's the only thing keeping me from going insane due to all the spreadsheets I've been working on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:14:05 2015 No.14186178 >>14186147 But I didn't study!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:15:54 2015 No.14186182 >>14186178 This is a nightmare, Anon, of course you didn't. I bet you're naked, sweating bullets and surrounded by leering monster girls too, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:16:25 2015 No.14186184 >>14186182 Pretty soon your teeth will fall out!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:16:50 2015 No.14186186 >>14186182 Nightmare Hey now, some of us call that our fantasy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:19:17 2015 No.14186191 File: 64 KB, 500x471, 1404315347113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186139 >>14186141 Long tails!

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:22:01 2015 No.14186197

>>14186182
>>14186184
And then spiders come out of the holes where my teeth once were. Not the cute kind of spiders.
How have all of these anons been in my head? Has the thread been infiltrated by skin stealing braineaters or even worse have the alps infiltrated the once safe shallow pond of my subconscious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:24:22 2015 No.14186204 File: 205 KB, 519x500, Hush Anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186197 Do what you will, hideous spider! I'll never talk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:24:29 2015 No.14186205 >>14186197 >Alps No anon, we're all nightmares. You wouldn't believe how hard those spiders make you. Fearboners are great for a quick dose of quiet midnight debauchery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:24:38 2015 No.14186207 File: 236 KB, 2806x1984, 1439097472460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186191 It's long and thick enough to coil up and use as a bean bag.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:24:49 2015 No.14186208
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>You'll never develop a relationship with some throwaway Monstergirl of the Week who's been sent to kidnap you and do battle with a group of Magical Girls
>Turns out the Magical Girls are all selfish, spoiled bitches and the Monsters are actually really nice and just trying to get by in the only occupation they could be hired in
>Also the Demon Queen attempting to take over the world actually has a pretty solid policy on economic reform

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:25:41 2015 No.14186212 >>14186207 Smelly NEET snake!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:27:48 2015 No.14186217 >>14186197 Nonsense, Anon. We all know monstergirls aren't real. Now go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:28:33 2015 No.14186220 >>14186204 POWs and monsters make a great combination. They don't even care if you talk or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:31:08 2015 No.14186226 >>14186220 I want to be interrogated by a group of Crabman's Arachne species. Regular, long-legged, small and large each with their own methods of sexual torture.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:31:39 2015 No.14186228

>>14186208
>the monsters are the good guys!
I kinda wish monsters were monstrous and weren't the big cuddly hugpillows this thread makes them out to be. I mean maybe just a greentext or two where things weren't so perfect. Kinda like in the matrix where the first test subjects rejected the virtual reality because it was without suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:31:44 2015 No.14186230 File: 420 KB, 1391x1000, 1397052978032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186212 She gets bored when you aren't around! Besides, it's a lot nicer when you help her get clean, especially since you got her dirty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:32:23 2015 No.14186233 File: 329 KB, 640x480, Castor_and_Pollux.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186208 The monsters were always hotter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:32:42 2015 No.14186234 >>14186220 I miss Peterdnzl now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:33:32 2015 No.14186235 >>14186228 I was just kinda going for a Tentai Senshi Sunred kinda thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C24eq7Lbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:34:09 2015 No.14186238 >>14186233 Jesus christ, are those tails fucking KNOTTED? that's lewd as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:35:28 2015 No.14186241 File: 681 KB, 1220x1640, enjoy your new girlfriend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186228 You want suffering? I can get you some suffering.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:37:01 2015 No.14186245

>>14186238

Yeah, they were twin monsters who used teamwork in some episode about the importance of working together. Naturally, the scouts learned a lesson about working together and only won when they tricked the twins into arguing and breaking their knotted tail connection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:37:43 2015 No.14186248 While we're on it, what are some good monstergirl species to use for Nazi analogs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:38:57 2015 No.14186251 File: 983 KB, 500x309, sad bayleef.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be swarmed by loli beelzebubs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:39:17 2015 No.14186254 File: 145 KB, 800x1000, heil wan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186248 Canidae is pure. Canidae is strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:39:45 2015 No.14186255 >>14186248 Demons, for one. Baphomets would make adorable little ubermensch too. Then there's the obvious dragon lording over all their lesser but still uber lizard bro--uh, sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:39:46 2015 No.14186256 File: 76 KB, 640x473, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186233 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:40:13 2015 No.14186258 >>14186248 Long leg spiders Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:40:32 2015 No.14186261 >>14186248 >>14186254 >Supporting an ideology where MGs kill one another Is NTR okay now too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:41:02 2015 No.14186263 >>14186254 Yeah that's obvious enough. I do like the idea of using Angels and Valkyrie's for irony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:41:23 2015 No.14186264 >>14186254 Wolves actually would work pretty nicely considering they're predators with a strong pack mentality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:41:30 2015 No.14186265 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, 1432305109611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186254 Fraulein Wolfenheimer and the Werewolf Women of the SS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_aefnKf-E

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:42:15 2015 No.14186267 >you will never unleash an Ushi-Oni in a school of singing bishies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:42:48 2015 No.14186269 >>14186241 >Posting that shit again Are you trying to stir shit? >>14186251 You don't really get how the joke works do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:43:05 2015 No.14186271 >>14186264 Wolves maybe, but then you have all those adora--pathetic kobolds running around shaming the name of the master race. What of them? Do they get gassed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:45:32 2015 No.14186276 >>14186264 The only issue with this is it's a little boring to stick with only Canids, which is why I'd prefer to go with multiple different species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:45:47 2015 No.14186279 >>14186261 I fail to see the problem. >>14186241 Read this one a loooong time ago. Enjoyed it for what it was. Happy ends are a buzz kill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:46:27 2015 No.14186281 File: 240 KB, 1527x1824, around raccoons, hide your dubloons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186269 >Are you trying to stir shit? Always.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:48:08 2015 No.14186283 >>14186281 Good. I can report you with a clear conscience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:48:55 2015 No.14186285 >>14186276 Maybe just have all carnivore species? Doesn't matter as long as you're a meat-eater. Herbivores are the weak links who must be expelled. Omnivores are borderline but still seen as generally undesirable compared to strict meat-eaters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:48:59 2015 No.14186286 >>14185160 Yes. Especially if the back of the brush has the word "Yes" written over and over again for its design.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:50:43 2015 No.14186290 File: 116 KB, 877x1240, So embarrasing!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:54:47 2015 No.14186301 >>14186290 I just fucking posted that image on /a/. >Nope, just bones. Rattle rattle. You hype for the show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:55:01 2015 No.14186302 File: 214 KB, 800x503, Jiiiiii~ 101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186286 Yes/no pillows would sell for a lot with Mantis' in the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:57:15 2015 No.14186306 >>14186301 I saved that image off /a/ just now. I also made that thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:57:16 2015 No.14186307 >>14186302 I don't understand. What would go on the side that doesn't say "yes?" A heart or something? There is no "no." Maybe the other side would mean she's down for a nice hard irrumation or anal or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:57:25 2015 No.14186309 >>14186285 I was thinking that, but in any case I'll find a way. It doesn't have to be pretty and simple considering how surprisingly confusing and prone to change actual Nazi race laws were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:00:40 2015 No.14186314 >>14186307 >"C-Can you please unlock these handcuffs?" >The Mantis pulls out the 'No' pillow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:01:37 2015 No.14186315 >>14186302 >>14186307 One side would say Yes. The other side may say, depending on the version: - Impregnation - Anal etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:02:58 2015 No.14186318 >>14186314 >"C-Can you please unlock these handcuffs?" >She pulls out the heart pillow >Oh god. Not the heart pillow. >You limped for a week when she used it last time. Well, at lest you always know when she wants another kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:03:32 2015 No.14186322 >>14186281 >She tries that on a guy really good at hiding his issues >He just starts killing people when they stab him in the back

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:06:16 2015 No.14186324 [SPOILER]

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>>14186306
Image is from Tasogare Otome x Amnesia, great read if you haven't already done so. I'm kinda hoping for some sort of romance element to go with my boner mystery or mystery boner but I haven't read any of the source material so I'm not sure what to expect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:07:16 2015 No.14186326 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMOVE GRAPESNAKE REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM PREMISES GLORY TO PHARAOH

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:07:24 2015 No.14186327 >>14186315 >Donut shaped pillow that has "Yes" written around one side and "Anal" written around the other if you're trying to give me a boner, you've succeeded, several times over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:08:01 2015 No.14186330 File: 124 KB, 267x945, stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186152 your sword spirit will never watch you while you sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:13:00 2015 No.14186342 >>14186330 She'd probably get away with it too. I'm pretty much dead when I'm asleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:13:10 2015 No.14186343 >>14186326 Fuck you, I'll make out with a Grapesnake if I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:14:12 2015 No.14186346 >>14186235 Gosh Sunred's a great show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:19:14 2015 No.14186351 >>14186330 What's this from? Google search turns up nothing for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:24:41 2015 No.14186362 >>14186330 >Not masturbating while staring back at her

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:24:53 2015 No.14186363 >>14186351 kandachime sadly, i fear the series was canceled

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:29:33 2015 No.14186374 >>14186152 So is this old fashioned Upotte or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:49:24 2015 No.14186398 >>14186374 Maybe. If a gun or sword spirit all the same

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:52:43 2015 No.14186401 File: 442 KB, 1344x2544, Shiki-Ouji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiki-Ouji monstergirl when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:56:33 2015 No.14186405 >>14186401 I don't know, their concept seems paper thin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:59:21 2015 No.14186411 >>14186405 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:03:51 2015 No.14186418 This got done. >>>/i/456522

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:07:17 2015 No.14186425 >>14186401 I want dinosaur girls. Pack of velociraptor waifus when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:08:48 2015 No.14186429 >>14186374 Upotte weren't spirits tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:12:19 2015 No.14186434 File: 270 KB, 500x500, tumblr_nr1wiwHxvi1rui7m2o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186425 There's T-Rex no Kanojo or other things like this for now. >>14186429 What the fuck were they then? I seriously don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:15:28 2015 No.14186440 >>14186434 >What the fuck were they then? I seriously don't know. No clue dude. But there was nothin' spiritual in that show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:16:00 2015 No.14186442 File: 102 KB, 396x600, Werebat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you bully a bat girl? >replace every light in your house with clappers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:24:08 2015 No.14186457 >>14186442 Live in a house with ceilings too tall for them to reach me on the floor with their kissy mouths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:29:17 2015 No.14186467 no time to explain i need monstergirl that starts with letter a

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:30:00 2015 No.14186469 >>14186467 Alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:30:49 2015 No.14186473 >>14186467 Apsara

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:40:31 2015 No.14186494 File: 156 KB, 484x536, stupid wurm-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186467 A wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:42:43 2015 No.14186496 >>14186442 Light them on fire and make them fly to houses and set them on fire too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:46:34 2015 No.14186504 >>14186496 Why not just strap bombs to their chests that will explode if they land?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:48:52 2015 No.14186506 >>14186504 Yeah! And we'll put them in cases while they're sleeping and drop them into cities from bombers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:51:37 2015 No.14186510 >>14186506 Surely this isn't an overly costly and inefficient way of bombing a city with bombers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 03:52:11 2015 No.14186512 >>14186442 I'd shoot them and paralyze them from the waist down! Wait, I made this post in /mgt/ already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:00:25 2015 No.14186526 >>14185013 Where's that story of you and her in your spaceship, anon? Where is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:00:34 2015 No.14186527 >>14186442 HARVEST HER POOP AND SELL IT TO COSMETIC COMPANIES AT A HUGE PROFIT BUT GIVE NONE OF THE MONEY TO HER.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:01:48 2015 No.14186531 >>14186442 Be a creeper that keeps asking to buy her poop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:01:50 2015 No.14186532 >>14186494 D is for Dumb. Dumb is for Dumbo. Dumbo makes Wurm cry and Pink Elephants on Parade make her hide behind Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:02:30 2015 No.14186535 >>14186532 For good raisin. Pink Elephants on Parade was when Dumbo really got strange

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:04:26 2015 No.14186540 >>14186535 At least they're not Heffalumps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:05:41 2015 No.14186542 >>14186442 Put on a costume and demand that she call you Batman!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:07:06 2015 No.14186545 >>14186442 I use a toothbrush on her head, film it, then post it online.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:07:58 2015 No.14186550 >>14186545 I kinda want to see this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:08:25 2015 No.14186551 >>14186330 I don't even have a sword with a spirit in it. And if I did, it'd be my wingman and I'd always hire two whores, one for me and one for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:09:08 2015 No.14186552 File: 319 KB, 668x1094, exploitable.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is she saying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:10:12 2015 No.14186556 >>14186552 >I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg >mayonegg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:10:18 2015 No.14186557 >>14186550 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4UTTihyskk There you go

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:10:47 2015 No.14186558 >>14186552 >I checked it online. >This isn't the traditional garb for women in this country.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:10:51 2015 No.14186559 >>14186552 >Look at my cameltoe >LOOK AT IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:11:46 2015 No.14186561 File: 61 KB, 804x994, 1399937696900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Moshi moshi, Shark-desu!~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:11:47 2015 No.14186562 >>14186552 >So, it's true >You really want to hold hands, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:12:09 2015 No.14186565 >>14186552 >I drew a picture of a girl with a banana on her crotch >And titled it "The Fruitanari"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:13:30 2015 No.14186567 >>14186565 I'll admit, I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:13:56 2015 No.14186569 >>14186557 Seems like it'd be more fun to tease a bat about how awkward it is for them to move on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:14:49 2015 No.14186571 File: 159 KB, 944x1187, Nee-san happy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186562 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:15:13 2015 No.14186573 File: 1.24 MB, 880x776, 15560955645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186565

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:17:48 2015 No.14186580 >>14186562 >Yeah that's right. >with the lights off too. >Are you in on this with me or what?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:20:28 2015 No.14186585
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>>14186251

>Not by Beelzebutts
>Not by a swarm of Ratgirls
>Not by a horde of Goblins
>Not by a collection of Imps
>Not by a jolly troupe of Dwarves
>Not by a flock of loli, virgin Harpies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:20:53 2015 No.14186586 >>14186565 you owe me a new pair of sides and a picture depicting that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:22:44 2015 No.14186589 >>14186586 I'll do it, just gimme a species.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:23:01 2015 No.14186591

>>14184991
>>14185008

>Got yourself a shy mothgirl.
>To embarrassed to hold hands in public.
>Have to make do with her pinky while her eyes nervously shift around.
>It takes ages before she is brave enough to cuddle.
>One faithful night she slowly stands up, while you watch television.
>Oh boy, her it comes.
>She places herself between your lap, her knuckles white from anxiety, press against her knees.
>As her face becomes beet red, you gently pat her head.
"TSICH"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU
>wtf
>Start gently rubbing her.
"TSICH TSICH TSICH"
>Spent rest of the evening touching her head.
>Completely memorized with her cute squeels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:23:19 2015 No.14186592 >>14186589 It needs to be a plant girl. I nominate Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:23:50 2015 No.14186593 >>14186592 Alraune, huh? Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:24:05 2015 No.14186595 >>14185044 hey thats from the bikecop harem

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:25:27 2015 No.14186598 File: 729 KB, 1036x1508, 1443927393337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186595 Yeah. Also, this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:25:55 2015 No.14186600 >>14186585 No amount of bug-spray and fly swatters could save you from the horror of pic-related. They don't look like the kind of girls who are gentle.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:27:59 2015 No.14186603
File: 238 KB, 700x757, sphinx2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Can you solve my riddle? If so then you may gain entry to the Sacred Tomb of Our Glorious Pharaoh. If not then you are mine forever and I shall do with you as I like.

What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:28:07 2015 No.14186604 >>14186593 I suppose a Dryad would work too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:28:56 2015 No.14186605 >>14186604 Too late, already drew the flowerpod.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:30:31 2015 No.14186606 >>14186598 >"S-So what color were you before... You know..." And then Anon was never seen again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:32:55 2015 No.14186608 File: 82 KB, 658x346, exploitable 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186580 I applaud your bravery but are you sure you want to go through with this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:33:44 2015 No.14186611 >>14186603 Uh... Well I guess... My answer is... A complex sentence has no 'clause'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:35:03 2015 No.14186614 >>14186603 I don't want in the tomb. I want to challenge YOU!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:35:09 2015 No.14186615 >>14186603 A cat has its claws at the end of its paws, and a complex sentence has its pause at the end of its clause.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:35:18 2015 No.14186616 >>14186608 I'm more worried about you, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:35:48 2015 No.14186619 >>14186603 There's quite a few, actually - starting with the fact that one is an animal and the other a grammatical concept.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:35:54 2015 No.14186620 File: 202 KB, 1000x789, sphinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186611 ...The judges say I have to accept that. A cat has claws at the end of it's paws. The sentence has a pause at the end of it's clause.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:37:45 2015 No.14186623 >>14186620 Oh thank god, I wasn't completely ready to have my face buried in lion pussy. Not yet anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:37:46 2015 No.14186624 >>14186526 In my heart. Which thus puts it a fair ways behind all the ones in my brain as far as being put down on paper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:38:49 2015 No.14186627 File: 175 KB, 588x640, IMG_0018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186616 Is that so? Is there something wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:39:34 2015 No.14186631 >>14186620 My turn. When you need me, you throw me away. When you no longer need me, you pick me up again. What am I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:40:07 2015 No.14186633 >>14186603 A complex sentence isn't "fine too." Then the Sphinx get's violated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:40:23 2015 No.14186634 >>14186627 No way. Let's do this and not look back for a second.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:40:41 2015 No.14186636 File: 343 KB, 427x431, 1411255571203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold, the Sphinx 'Game Over' screen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:41:43 2015 No.14186637 >>14186636 This 'Game Over' I don't see how this is a bad thing. If anything, this is the 'You Win!' screen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:42:21 2015 No.14186639 File: 90 KB, 498x559, exploitable 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186634 Right then. Hold still now...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:43:47 2015 No.14186641 >>14186637 The 'You Win' screen would be you on top, with the Sphinx lying in a pile of riddles she wrote down, ahegaoing as you give the answers to every single one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:45:11 2015 No.14186647 >>14186641 What makes this different from the 'Game Over' screen? It's the same ending Win or lose there's sex to be had. It's all worth it no matter what you do

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:46:37 2015 No.14186651 File: 206 KB, 450x550, 61434110a93749dd8da1d5a27c3c28cd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FIRE! BAAAAAD! DICK! GOOOOOD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:47:37 2015 No.14186653 File: 2.62 MB, 320x180, 1444121257219.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186639

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:49:42 2015 No.14186655 File: 47 KB, 907x802, Fruitanari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186651 Here's something to burn.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:50:00 2015 No.14186657
File: 189 KB, 771x1630, Nee-san.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Last one.

Join Little Brothers of America today. Just a few hours of your time a week can make all the difference in the life of a young(ish) Monstergirl.

*Definitely not affiliated with the Onee-Sabbath in any way.
**For real. We're super on the level. I promise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:51:53 2015 No.14186662 >>14186651 Does she twerk as good as her non-alped self?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:52:40 2015 No.14186665 >>14186655 It's like the Golly Green Giant's futa cousin

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:52:55 2015 No.14186666 >>14186655 You did good Alp.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:53:13 2015 No.14186667

>>14186657
Do I get paid?
This is important
And what if I'm not even American? Is there a branch? Because I'm not going to America. You can't pay me for that
And what's the job requirement? And what exactly would I be doing? I prefer not to be blind here
And while we're at it, is there a uniform?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:55:10 2015 No.14186671 >>14186657 Okay, this semen demon has to be from something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:55:25 2015 No.14186672 >>14186665 Thanks Satan! >>14186666 Shanks Super-Satan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:58:48 2015 No.14186675 >>14186671 Pochi-goya. Rather recent work, hasn't been translated yet unfortunately.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:59:36 2015 No.14186678

>>14186667
>Do I get paid?
It's a non-profit volunteering program.
A real one, actually, though it's big brothers not little ones.
www.bbbs.org
I wonder how crushed the Sabbath would be when they figure out they always match you with a sibling of the same gender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 04:59:50 2015 No.14186680 File: 599 KB, 1412x2260, a is for alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A is for Alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:01:25 2015 No.14186682 >>14186680 Oh dear. That's not some stuttering mess at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:01:39 2015 No.14186683 >>14186680 If tapping that is gay, I don't want to be right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:03:01 2015 No.14186684 >>14186680 Dat spadetail tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:03:56 2015 No.14186685 >>14186680 Fuck you, A is for Wurm. >>14186671 http://exhentai.org/g/855117/65ee6bce50/ Literally 'Onee-Sabbath: The Doujin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:03:58 2015 No.14186686 >>14186680 >40 seconds too late for Apsara Damn. Still, this looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:05:16 2015 No.14186691 >>14186686 It is kind of Aspara-esque.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:05:50 2015 No.14186692 >>14186685 >>14186675 That reminds me, I need to get past sad panda on this computer. I'll wait for it to be translated anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:06:38 2015 No.14186696 >>14186680 So this is what that MGC Alp gang looks like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:06:47 2015 No.14186697 >>14186691 "esque" doesn't do it for me. It's gotta be brown, busty, and ready to give a sweet milky lap dance at a moment's notice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:08:39 2015 No.14186702 >>14186691 Would you call it... an Alpsara?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:10:11 2015 No.14186705 >>14186696 >MGC Alp gang How horrifying. Home invasion redecoration. Drive-by silly stringing. Loud college rock played late into the evening at nacho fueled orgies of video game violence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:11:04 2015 No.14186707 >>14186680 Are those baggy M.C. Hammer pants? Is this a gangsta street Alp? Fuck, I can't wait for the letter B.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:12:16 2015 No.14186710 >>14186696 Do they practice beatboxing and breakdance on the sidewalk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:13:08 2015 No.14186713 File: 39 KB, 662x607, A-Wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186685 A-Wurm? >>14186697 Oh yeah, that needs to be colored brown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:13:59 2015 No.14186715 >>14186152 Thought you could slip a shota past me fellow Kandachimefag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:14:56 2015 No.14186716 >>14186710 Yep, you walk the streets they own at night, you're asking for trouble. A group of them will get together, subtly cornering you; a man looking for trouble. Then they all start stuttering and asking if you'll be their boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:17:53 2015 No.14186720 File: 36 KB, 640x480, 1440646022957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186713 >Colored brown >forgetting the keywords 'busty' and 'lap dance'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:18:54 2015 No.14186721 >>14186720 I'll take what I can get. Now enjoy your A-Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:20:43 2015 No.14186722 >>14186685 >This gallery has been removed, and is unavailable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:22:12 2015 No.14186725 >>14186680 Would tap with a crowbar repeatedly. No, crowbar is not an euphemism for dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:23:22 2015 No.14186729 >>14186680 >That sarashi wrap O-Oh my...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:23:35 2015 No.14186731 >>14186725 >Gordon Freeman flirting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:24:27 2015 No.14186733 >>14186716 Hnng Do they act like hot shit otherwise? Because then HNNNGH

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:25:25 2015 No.14186734 >>14186725 >"Crowbars are strictly deadspill, daddy-o!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:25:28 2015 No.14186735 >>14186733 Of course. You should see them get it on with the Oni gang.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:26:41 2015 No.14186740 >>14186733 Of course, they need to keep up the image of a tough street gang that doesn't take shit. But they're soft on men they like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:27:18 2015 No.14186741 >>14186735 They wouldn't stand a chance unless they used their succubus magic. Or would it be Alp magic? Whatever it is magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:28:11 2015 No.14186744 >>14186741 DANCE. OFF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:29:26 2015 No.14186748 >>14186685 male:shotacon I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:31:28 2015 No.14186752 >>14186741 >>14186744 BREAKING NEWS INFAMOUS ONI GANG FOUND UNCONSCIOUS ON THE STREETS. POSSIBLE VICTIMS OF GETTING SERVED. MORE AT 11

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:31:34 2015 No.14186753 >>14186744 Well, clearly Alps would be more flexible. They just need a manager to help them use their appeal and get past their nervousness! I'm not volunteering, that sounds rather tough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:32:39 2015 No.14186755 >>14186752 >>14186753 Alp School Musical 2: The Electric Boogaloo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:33:50 2015 No.14186761 >>14186680 D is for dick, which is exactly what I want to give that Alp. I don't normally like Alps either, is this what hanging out in this place does?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:35:11 2015 No.14186763

>>14185911
If I read this correctly your body will die in 24 hours, causing your soul to dissapear (and get destroyed). So you either have to find a way to preserve your soul in this world or save your body.

Risky, but if I had to give it a shot I would pretty much take any chance I can get.
The question is if healing magic would work. If yes then visiting a Shirohebi or Kitsune could work. Alternatively the question is if Mermaid blood works.
If all fails I could get in touch with a Wisp.

Lich revivals, blessing, demon contracts or direct intervention are all hard to obtain and probably can't be done within 24 hours. Especially not if Monstergirls JUST entered this world through portals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:36:13 2015 No.14186767 >>14186761 Indeed. Soon you'll be wearing a collar too. And sniffing stinky MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:37:13 2015 No.14186770 >>14186761 Your will is weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:39:20 2015 No.14186774 >>14186722 Still there for me. You aren't in the super secret club. >>14186748 That's nice. Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:40:25 2015 No.14186775 >>14186713 Yes, a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:40:28 2015 No.14186776 >>14186680 That's a limber looking Alp. I want to lick her all over for some reason. What's that on her neck (besides the choker), an unfinished cape?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:40:31 2015 No.14186777 >>14186770 Not him, but that Alp is pretty bangin' with the MC Hammer pants, hat and sarashi wrap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:40:33 2015 No.14186778 Go here for a sticky slime knight: http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/image/130571740880 (I'm honestly not sure whether to qualify this as NSFW or not, so I'm erring on the side of caution.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:42:05 2015 No.14186781 >>14186761 I still don't like them. I mean, I'd fuck that one, but I'd prefer it without the 'used to be male' gimmick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:43:40 2015 No.14186786 >>14186781 But that's their whole gimmick. Or it would be, if we didn't headcanon the mythological nightmare powers onto them. Oi Alpie, can Andrea haunt people's dreams?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:43:44 2015 No.14186787 >>14186778 Don't normally like fatties but it doesn't bother me with slimes. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:43:54 2015 No.14186790 >>14186767 >Soon you'll be wearing a collar too. And sniffing stinky MGs. But I already want to do both those things, maybe I'm deeper in the hole than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:45:22 2015 No.14186793 >>14186790 Welcome to the dark side. We have cake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:47:04 2015 No.14186803 >>14186778 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:48:46 2015 No.14186806 >>14186680 Those baggy pants are probably hiding a fat bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:48:55 2015 No.14186808 >>14186777 Tell It to my alp beating stick. Again, not a penis.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:51:45 2015 No.14186817

>>14186786
>But that's their whole gimmick
That's why I don't like them, because I don't like their gimmick. I'd rather just a tomboy succubi.

Even if fucking an Alp isn't gay in itself, their gimmick is still pretty borderline.

'Course, like I said - given the choice, I'd still fuck it. I just wouldn't marry it.

On that note, kind of want a suffering story about a Alp who gets dumped for that very reason and finds herself pregnant and alone on a rainy valentines or christmas eve night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:52:35 2015 No.14186821 >>14186817 >the little match alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:53:43 2015 No.14186825 >>14186817 That sounds really cliche anon. Only a hack would write something like that. And Alp is already writing about an alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:54:19 2015 No.14186828 >>14186363 Christ, that almost NTR was Harblador tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:54:22 2015 No.14186829 >>14186825 I'm not a hack you're a hack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:55:20 2015 No.14186833 >>14186817 They're traps, that's pretty much it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:56:55 2015 No.14186838 >>14186833 >traps No they're not. They don't have pee-pees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:57:16 2015 No.14186841 >>14186363 Technically, it's on an indefinite hiatus, but yeah, chances for a continuation are pretty slim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:58:42 2015 No.14186849 >>14186829 No I'm not, the mice told me so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:59:57 2015 No.14186854 >>14186838 Maybe reverse traps is more what he meant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 05:59:59 2015 No.14186855 >>14186849 Oh well that's alright then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:01:53 2015 No.14186864 >>14186825 >cliche I prefer 'classic' Means the same thing, but in a nice way

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:02:36 2015 No.14186868 >>14186680 >"I LIKE BIG DICKS AND I CANNOT LIE." >"YOU OTHER GIRLS CAN'T DENY." >"WHEN A GUY WALKS IN WITH A OVERSIZED BULGE AND A BIG LONG THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:03:05 2015 No.14186870 >>14186854 Those are females that try to pass off as men. Alps are traps. And shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:04:47 2015 No.14186877 >>14186870 Alps are not traps, traps have pee-pees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:05:10 2015 No.14186878 >>14186870 Are you retarded? Traps are men that can convincingly trick you they're women. If they're actually women, like Alps are, then they don't count.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:05:49 2015 No.14186880 >>14186868 The thought of some he/she singing this... Clint Eastwood disgust.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:06:03 2015 No.14186881 >>14186870 I don't like em either, Anon, but that's not what that word means. No dick=not a trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:06:36 2015 No.14186883 >>14186870 >women >traps You seem to have a hard time grasping either or both of these terms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:06:45 2015 No.14186884 File: 148 KB, 800x754, 1443172169924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another thread derailed by Alps. Can't we have Snake ASRM hypnosis stuff instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:08:04 2015 No.14186888 >>14186884 I'd rather be ASMR'd by an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:08:28 2015 No.14186891 >>14186877 >>14186878 You're fucking a gay man. There's retards here all right, the idiots in the closet screaming their prefered monster is kosher when they just want to fuck a transgender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:09:49 2015 No.14186896 >>14186883 >Alps >women Not eating the lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:09:50 2015 No.14186897 >>14186884 Nah, this seems like a good time to get some sleep. No stopping the shitpost express now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:09:54 2015 No.14186898 >>14186868 >Big dick >implying it matters Nothing matters when your body type, cock size personality and even preferences are at the whim of mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:10:07 2015 No.14186899 >>14186891 Listen, anon, I don't care about what you think about my sexuality or your thoughts towards fucking alps. I'm just telling you, you're using the term "Trap" incorrectly, and it's making you look like a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:10:22 2015 No.14186900 >>14186884 At this point alps are gonna be memed into the universe before even faggot cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:10:44 2015 No.14186902 File: 63 KB, 389x600, alp lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186884 No. Instead, you get Alp Lilim. Now everyone is an Alp. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:11:22 2015 No.14186903 >>14186896 Well memed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:12:18 2015 No.14186907 >>14186888 >Dorito breath right in your face >All that stuttering >Losing balance while she leans in and bonking her head against yours I'll stick with the snakes. Maybe a nice Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:12:34 2015 No.14186908 >>14186899 Trap=dude dressed as a girl Reverse trap=girl dressed as dude Alp=so gay it hurts Happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:13:48 2015 No.14186913 >>14186903 Sure. Meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:15:17 2015 No.14186920 >>14186900 I'm alright with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:16:58 2015 No.14186928 >>14186908 More or less. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:19:11 2015 No.14186939 >>14186680 Nice. Any chance of a gym bunny Alp with spats and a sports bra?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:20:14 2015 No.14186943 >>14186939 Unfunfunf!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:21:46 2015 No.14186950 >>14186920 Yeah, I could live with it too. It'd make those late night bar hookups a lot safer at least. Or at least less disturbing in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:22:42 2015 No.14186956 Who do I have to kill to wipe alps off the face of the earth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:23:13 2015 No.14186961 >>14186956 Yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:23:28 2015 No.14186963 >>14186680 Now that is one Alp I'd wanna make love to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:24:45 2015 No.14186969 >>14186884 I want to be sandwiched between a Christmas cake Alp and Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:25:25 2015 No.14186972 >>14186969 Out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:25:45 2015 No.14186973 >>14186969 In.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:26:01 2015 No.14186975 >>14186956 Yourself. Will you make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of man? Don't forget to stream it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:27:10 2015 No.14186984 Alps are a man's best friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:27:47 2015 No.14186987 >>14186961 >>14186975 I can't understand you with all those dicks in your mouths

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:28:20 2015 No.14186992 >>14186984 That's because Steve was your best friend BEFORE becoming Stacey. >>14186987 Hoo hahh ho hihh houhhehh!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:28:47 2015 No.14186994 >>14186984 Are you sure you don't mean alcohol? I want to get an Alp drunk and listen to her spilling all her embarrassing secrets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:29:10 2015 No.14186999 I want a waifu with access to a library in a pocket dimension with quarter speed time. >>14186984 I don't have friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:30:22 2015 No.14187003 >>14186994 >man's best friend >alcohol Admiral Yang you're dead, pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:31:18 2015 No.14187006 >>14186994 >Alps are a man's best friend >alcohol is man's best friend So a sauced Alp is man's bestest friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:32:52 2015 No.14187011 >>14186984 Those are Kobolds. But I have a big heart, so I'd keep an Alp along with a Kobold and take care of both equally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:33:48 2015 No.14187013 How come there's no art of Rusalka?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:36:10 2015 No.14187019 >>14187011 I keep a pet Kobold who has a pet Alp to entertain her when I'm busy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:37:07 2015 No.14187022 >>14187019 >Kobold is energetic, sporty and playful >Alp is lazy and suffers immensely from this Quite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:37:49 2015 No.14187027 >>14186828 mind telling me here seeing as i cant access my usual viewing sites?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:38:13 2015 No.14187029 >>14186696 Just how many gangs are there in MGC? Is it really such a dangerous place to live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:40:22 2015 No.14187037 >>14187029 Clearly you never saw Gangs of Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:41:12 2015 No.14187039 >>14187006 Exactly. A red faced Alp who can barely walk in a straight line and can't stop letting all her feelings spill everywhere. After drinking a single shandy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:41:44 2015 No.14187043 >>14187022 Oh, it's wonderful. Especially since the Alp is terribly afraid of dogs and too prideful to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:45:32 2015 No.14187055 >>14187039 >shandy That really is something an Alp would drink, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:55:05 2015 No.14187077 >>14187055 Of course, if she was feeling really wild they might even go for a bucks fizz.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:57:28 2015 No.14187085

>>14187027
Dude gets a sword girl, they fight together, come across an enemy who has an ability that makes her go 'zerk. He catcher her blade himself to stop her from killing. Because she hurt him, she's petrified of fighting the people with said ability. Dude's brother sees how a sword who can't fight will only get his younger brother killed. Tries to guilt her into leaving his brother and going with him instead. So she doesn't hurt him she says okay. Twist is, the original guy is like 'So fucking what if you hurt me. You're mine and I trust you. You're not going anywhere' That alone is enough to break her of her self doubting slump, she basically says 'fuck off, my place is here with him' to the guy's older brother, They unlock a new power through the power of love, they beat the dude with the ability to make her go 'zerker, and their bond goes stronger. Brother decides to fuck off, now that his brother isn't in danger of being killed by his sword's hesitation.

Not really NTR, but I understand NTR as having a lover taken from you, and that feeling of helpless loss, so it had very NTR-y undertones. Why I likened it to NTR in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:59:31 2015 No.14187090 >>14187013 Just take a pic of a mermaid, go into paint and give her pointy teeth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:59:31 2015 No.14187091 >>14187039 Hah! Lightweight. I'd probably still end up listening to her woes and groping that succubutt one she passes out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:59:42 2015 No.14187094 File: 1.48 MB, 1723x607, smug squad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186722 >using the plugin

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 06:59:55 2015 No.14187097 >>14187022 That Alp sounds fun to tease

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:01:35 2015 No.14187099

>>14186152
>KC does a whole series of spirit weapons
>loli daggers
>snooty rapiers
>stronk bakadere warhammers
>better than you sabres
>take to nadesiko naginatas
>Ara ara~ busty, long haired kodachis with asses that can crack concrete
>slim, lithe jians
>leather clad whips

Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:02:18 2015 No.14187102 >>14187099 Gimme Battleaxe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:03:06 2015 No.14187104 >>14186680 Alps are shit. No exceptions.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:03:16 2015 No.14187105

>>14187091
>I'd probably still end up listening to her woes
While she clings to your shirt and look up at you completely red faced with teary eyes, asking if she can trust you to keep a secret?

You wouldn't take advantage of an Alp's moment of weakness now right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:03:31 2015 No.14187106 >>14187099 Not too subtle about your kodachi boner, are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:06:04 2015 No.14187110 >>14187099 Why would kodachis ever be big and busty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:07:00 2015 No.14187111 >>14187105 >You wouldn't take advantage of an Alp's moment of weakness now right? Most likely not. I mean normally I wouldn't, but a drunk, clingy Alp sounds way too exploitable for her own good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:07:25 2015 No.14187112 >>14187099 >tall kuudere longbow girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:08:17 2015 No.14187116 I want to blow raspberries on an Alp's tummy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:11:59 2015 No.14187125 >>14187085 thanks for posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:12:29 2015 No.14187127 >>14187106 The fuck? I wrote O-katana. Eh, I do like kodachis is though.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:12:32 2015 No.14187128

>>14187099
>Kuudere nordic Ulfberht who insists you take her apart and maintain her thoroughly.
>Lanky english longbows who are shy about their height
>Shortstack recurve bows
>Imperial himedere Guandao
>Brash buff and busty claymores that could drink an ogre under the table and still go toe to toe with her in a brawl
>Soft, busty 2pious flanged mace that is a succubus behind closed doors, and 100% order approved
>energetic trickster parrying daggers that you can never catch unless they want you to
>Basket-hilt broadswords with all dat junk in their trunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:13:00 2015 No.14187130 >>14187116 I want to blow my load on an Alp's tummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:13:47 2015 No.14187134 >>14187127 Kanabo is still a better choice than O-katana

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:16:26 2015 No.14187138 >>14187128 Haughty Zweihanders?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:17:02 2015 No.14187140 >>14187029 You have to look out for the notorious cuddle gang, bancho Weresheep and Yetis go around looking for a quick hug-and-run

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:18:06 2015 No.14187142 >>14187138 >And her drill hair flamberge older sister with curves for days

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:18:06 2015 No.14187143 >>14187130 I want to nuzzle an Alp's tummy and call her cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:22:30 2015 No.14187156 >>14187128 Who would ever care what is order approved

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:23:39 2015 No.14187157 >>14187128 I want to maintain every inch of that Ulfberht

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:23:48 2015 No.14187158 File: 25 KB, 128x128, Flame Lieutenant's Claymore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187099 What would something like this result in? Also what do you call this kind of sword, with all-flat cutting surfaces, no point or tip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:24:47 2015 No.14187162 >>14187158 An executioner's sword?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:25:01 2015 No.14187163 >>14187157 What if it turns out she's not the genuine article, but a forgery?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:28:31 2015 No.14187168 >>14187143 I want to lick an Alp's navel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:28:47 2015 No.14187169 >>14187163 Who cares? As long as she's my weapon she's perfection to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:29:33 2015 No.14187172 >>14187168 I want to lick an Alp while in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:29:55 2015 No.14187173 >>14187169 But she's not genuine!

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:30:57 2015 No.14187174

>>14187157
>>14187169
Even if she insists cumming on her naked tang before fixing it back inside her hilt is good for the sword?

What do you do when she turns back into a woman after maintenance and you spot your seed leaking from between her legs? And she maintains a straight face despite a furious and lewd blush?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:31:01 2015 No.14187175 I assume that weapon spirits would be like the lamp and umbrella, items that what their wielders to "use them" and are horribly protective not sure how to get to the sex part

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:31:04 2015 No.14187176 >>14187172 I want to hug an Alp while in public.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:31:51 2015 No.14187177 >>14187173 Sometimes a forgery is better than the real thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:32:09 2015 No.14187178 >>14187175 Have them manifest a body using magic, duh. >>14187177 Aacha please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:35:12 2015 No.14187186 >>14187174 I push her onto the bed and give her some more maintenance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:43:26 2015 No.14187206 >>14187186 You know Ulfberhts are supremely flexible ontop of impressively sturdy, right? Now, how you maintain your own weapon is none of my business, but you are making full use of her, ah... capabilities, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:50:17 2015 No.14187217 >>14187128 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvO72jj2Ch4 I want to sing this to my Ulfberht waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:51:37 2015 No.14187222 >>14187158 >spoiler Fantasy. No fucking idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:53:39 2015 No.14187226 >>14187217 >Odes to how badass a weapon your waifu is in a singsong voice that both embarrasses and fills her with pride Noice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:53:40 2015 No.14187227 >>14187175 >horribly protective >he doesn't want a doting weaponfu that will fuck shit up for him

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 07:55:49 2015 No.14187231 >>14187206 >long legged, athletic, vagina bones having contortionist weapon spirit STOP! My dick can only get so erect!

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:00:32 2015 No.14187242

>>14187231
>My dick can only get so erect!
Good. You'll need it erect when she hikes her leg up to your shoulder and pins you to the wall with her weight for some flexible standing-sex, or when she clinches her legs to your hips and pushes her weight off the floor to fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:32:51 2015 No.14187309 >>14187242 This kills the man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:33:58 2015 No.14187312 >>14187158 A paddle

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:38:05 2015 No.14187325 File: 273 KB, 1691x1200, Merse_Pic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best fallen maiden best human design too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:40:23 2015 No.14187330 >>14187325 >Loses two of her best assets in the transformation t-thanks, mamono obamana

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:41:34 2015 No.14187334 >>14187330 the legs and the spear right? sad but true, still like her the most

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:43:40 2015 No.14187338 >>14185531 That man has absolutely zero fucks to give. Looking forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:47:57 2015 No.14187349 >>14187325 That's not Koyoi or Primera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:53:03 2015 No.14187358 File: 974 KB, 2251x1637, Koyoi_pic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187349 All hail evilfox!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:54:12 2015 No.14187361 File: 331 KB, 588x876, SKMBT_C25212111921041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187358 agreed

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:01:39 2015 No.14187379 >>14187176 I want to feed an alp some pies

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:01:59 2015 No.14187381

>>14187358
>>14187361
Hey, is it confirmed KC's canidae and cats don't have a pair of human ears (or those elf-like pointy ears that come as part of his mamono brand) along with animal ones?
These two obviously lack them, but he could have drew them on other pics?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:08:37 2015 No.14187391 >>14187325 >Those thighs >Losing them and getting shitty snake tail Fuck, she was great and they ruined her

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:09:47 2015 No.14187395 File: 777 KB, 1576x2000, BREAK THEIR RANKS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187325 >>14187358 Do we have evil Horse Pussy yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:13:52 2015 No.14187406 >>14187391 Absolutely nothing special about them, don't shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:14:54 2015 No.14187409 >>14187381 A cursory search in the world guides and Q&As yields no mention of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:16:00 2015 No.14187411 >>14187391 They look thoroughly average to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:16:21 2015 No.14187412 >>14187391 She was great and she became better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:17:15 2015 No.14187413 >>14187395 The closest we've got so far is Buy Corn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:21:41 2015 No.14187420 >>14187413 Why am I buying corn again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:23:16 2015 No.14187424 File: 182 KB, 940x720, Buy Corn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187420 Power of persuasion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:23:20 2015 No.14187425 >>14187420 To feed the Cockatrice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:27:42 2015 No.14187433 >>14187424 But who am I persuading? >>14187425 That makes sense. It is a month till thanksgiving so I guess I better prepare them

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:28:27 2015 No.14187434 >>14187433 >who am I persuading Nobody. YOU'RE being persuaded. Into buying corn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:30:11 2015 No.14187438 >>14187358 Please tell me im not the only one who hears HanaKana whenever i see her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:31:26 2015 No.14187442 >>14185411 Ancient Greek > Amazon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:31:58 2015 No.14187444 >>14187434 Oh. Well, I guess I need it anyway so I can do this froie gras thing with the cockatraces now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:33:14 2015 No.14187447 >>14187444 >Fattening a Cockatrice to eat her liver. How could you be so mean You should fatten her because you love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:36:30 2015 No.14187452 >>14187447 Fattening a Cockatrice for hotdogging and intercrural?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:39:33 2015 No.14187463 >>14187447 Nah, it's just till she can't run. Then I 'eat' her. >>14187452 Exactly! They're too scrawny as it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:39:59 2015 No.14187464 >>14187158 Might be a cleaver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:41:20 2015 No.14187466 >>14187452 I want to eat Cockatrice hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:42:08 2015 No.14187469 >>14187463 That's the most creative way to catch a cockatrice that I've heard of

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:43:46 2015 No.14187474 >>14187349 your tatse may be good, but it isn't mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:44:05 2015 No.14187475 >>14187469 Yep. It also means she going to have a big ass and some grand ol titties. Yeah she'll have a belly and can't move faster than a brisk walk but it's worth it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:48:17 2015 No.14187484 File: 1.09 MB, 1490x1068, 1444139297560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dumpire just got realer than real.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:55:11 2015 No.14187504

>>14187475
But then she couldn't run properly. She'd have to stop after only a short distance to lean on her knees and try to get her wheezing breath under control.
That would give time for someone who chases her to part those plump cheeks and shove their face into her expansive rump.

That's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:57:20 2015 No.14187513 >>14187484 Did they kiss and he suddenly bled or something

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:57:55 2015 No.14187514

>>14187504
Yeah, it would be.
Especially should she trip and fall on her face, leaving that ripe rump in the air for someone to take advantage of her.

A terrible fate real, especially when one factors in that she'd have some wide hips one could hold, although plunging in face first till she's squealing would be good too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:58:25 2015 No.14187517 File: 103 KB, 500x375, 1433370575972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never hide underwater from a jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:58:35 2015 No.14187518 >>14187513 They kissed, sure, but then she drank his blood straight from the tap. Carpe jugulum!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:59:23 2015 No.14187522 >>14187484 This is not my sweet and innocent dumpire. This is not my sweet and innocent dumpire at all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:59:36 2015 No.14187524 >>14187517 >this water is too wet >it's going up my nose >my paws hurt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:59:45 2015 No.14187525 >>14187484 Took fucking long enough. What chapter is this? Somewhere in the 100s now right? And no allusion to her blood sucking at all before now? No wonder I dropped this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:00:41 2015 No.14187529 >>14187525 130. >no allusion What? It was directly stated to be intimate stuff and she'd been stealing glances at his neck before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:02:04 2015 No.14187535 >>14187529 >Starvation isn't a thing for vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:02:45 2015 No.14187538 >>14187535 Did you drop it halfway through chapter 1 or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:04:39 2015 No.14187544 >>14187524 >I cant smell that cute boy here >why is water so cold >i wish i was back at my cave sleeping against the wall

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:09:22 2015 No.14187555 File: 38 KB, 460x398, Stella.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never serve pinkish girly sugary drinks to drillcat

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:09:22 2015 No.14187556

>>14187538
Oi, if this shit was explained in ch.1 you'll have to forgive me for letting it slip my mind after forever of no development. Like seriously, you could just read the character introduction chapters and the confession chapters and not be lost jumping into the most recent chapter.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:09:51 2015 No.14187560

>>14187514
But if you grab on to those wide hips she can't scamper away! All that would be for the poor thing is to twist and moan.
Cockatrices should be left to run free, even the pudgy ones, not get hammered from behind barely able to prop themselves up on their elbows enough to let their pendulous breasts to swing in tandem with each trust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:11:32 2015 No.14187563 >>14187556 Why are you getting so buttblasted over this? You dropped the series and don't know how the setting works, why are you even talking about it?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:17:01 2015 No.14187574

>>14187563
>Why are you getting so buttblasted over this?
I'm not? And you brought it here, it's not unreasonable for me to comment on it despite having dropped it.
> why are you even talking about it?
Why mention it if you didn't want people talking about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:18:21 2015 No.14187578 >>14187574 >I'm not? That's not what I get from your witty retorts. Very salty if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:19:19 2015 No.14187580 >tfw no cuddleslut Lich with permanent heart pupils and a fondness for holst milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:19:36 2015 No.14187582 >>14187574 the anime almost made me pick up the manga again, but you saved me anon

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:22:59 2015 No.14187588

>>14187578
Probably residual salt in the air interfering with your perceptions. That and I'm secretly trying to scrape together an army of salt golems.
>>14187582
Dunno if you're being sarcastic but you can just throw darts at the list of chapters and read each chapter as you hit them, it won't make a difference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:23:53 2015 No.14187591 >>14187588 >salt golems You again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:26:22 2015 No.14187596 >>14187591 If your talking about the golem guy from yesterday, that isn't him its me fun fact: Im also the "ORANGE JUICE!" guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:27:41 2015 No.14187598 >>14187596 Beast, you're worse than Alp now. Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:28:27 2015 No.14187600 >>14187517 >You'll never watch a Jinko slowly lower herself into a hot spring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYNs7h7-0K4

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:30:25 2015 No.14187606 >>14187598 hey, i told you guys im filling ouy job apps for the better part of my day. the talk about golems was good wasn't it? didn't cause a shit storm at all and i intend to keep it that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:30:39 2015 No.14187607 >>14187591 >You again? I'm not the first or last to talk about golem girls, anon. Why don't we have threadcannon undine made out of tears yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:31:55 2015 No.14187610 >>14187600 >You'll never just push her so she glares at you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:32:46 2015 No.14187612 >>14187606 But you're attentionwhoring. That's bad. Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:34:46 2015 No.14187616 >>14187612 Beast does slut around for attention, but I don't think being called out constitutes for attentionwhoring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:35:58 2015 No.14187619 >>14187616 There was no need to bring up that bit about being "the orange juice guy". None at all. Let's just go back to talking about those golems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:36:20 2015 No.14187620 REMOVE KIKI remove kiki

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:36:26 2015 No.14187621 >>14187616 when the fuck did I slut around?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:37:10 2015 No.14187623 >>14187620 Why can't kikis and shoggoths just get along?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:39:43 2015 No.14187634 >>14187621 the "orange juice" thing both then and now congrats, you are now Jeremiah gottwald

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:40:15 2015 No.14187636 >>14187623 Because kikis oppress the poor shoggoths and steal all the jobs.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:40:22 2015 No.14187637

>>14187560
Sorry Anon but that's going to be her fate, a thick girl who's purpose is to flee for a few moments before she's too tuckered out to resist, a soft cockatrice who's life is doomed to be nothing more than cuddling, impregnation, and a hearty meal to build strong bones and wide hips!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:42:28 2015 No.14187643 >>14187621 calm down dude both in your posting and right now just take a chill pill and write a green text or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:42:37 2015 No.14187645 >>14187580 True, it would be nice to cuddle with a busty girl like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:43:20 2015 No.14187647 >>14187636 We need fics about a master trying to get his kiki and shoggoth to cooperate together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:46:28 2015 No.14187662 >>14187580 Almost every MG would be improved like that though, double for Yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:47:55 2015 No.14187663 >>14187619 >>14187643 Fine, I'm sorry. I'll think about that green text idea >>14187634 I doubt people will call me orange becuase of one day worth of shitposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:48:45 2015 No.14187665 >>14187325 Getting Merse pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:49:54 2015 No.14187670 Can someone tell me where to find a maus to vigorously sniff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:49:58 2015 No.14187671 >>14187662 I want a top heavy kobold to follow me around in a shirt that's far too small for her, a smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:50:39 2015 No.14187673 >>14187670 WHERE DO YOU ODOURPHILES CRAWL OUT FROM?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:51:10 2015 No.14187675 >>14187670 I'm afraid she doesn't let shitposters sniff her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:51:37 2015 No.14187677 >>14187670 The garbage dump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:52:55 2015 No.14187681 >>14187670 You belong in a garbage can.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:54:43 2015 No.14187686

>>14187670
Step 1: Buy Farmers Brand Maus Trap
Step 2: Deploy Farmers Brand Maus Trap with recommended serving of all natural holst/hathor milk
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: Enjoy your new maus
Step 5 (Extra): Burn off extra calories from her until she has the desired size or add cheese until desired size is achieved.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:55:48 2015 No.14187689

>>14187637
You can't do that to a Cockatrice! They aren't mere chickens that live to pop out eggs, they're proud chicken-lizard-harpy things born to run wild and free. You'll rue the day you capture one when you wake up to a facefull of sloppily dripping pussy with your head locked between plump thighs. You'll wish you never blew that first load inside of her when you're paralyzed by her stare and those generous hips are grinding against yours hungry for another fertilized egg.

Don't take Cockatrices lightly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:58:18 2015 No.14187695 File: 179 KB, 544x480, 1444143498828.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:00:18 2015 No.14187699 >>14187695 I would honestly be a camslut for monstergirls if I could make money. Or just talk to them or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:01:36 2015 No.14187704 >>14187695 Where are my joke glasses and hat I use for monroulette

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:02:09 2015 No.14187708 >>14187695 Would you look at that, it's a cute monoeye.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:03:05 2015 No.14187711

>>14187689
Please, you act like that isn't my plan, getting her nice and soft with the hips of a brood mother and breasts of a holst so that she is aware of her new life as a breeding girl.

Her thighs thick and ass plump so that she's got a cushion for me to pound into as her nerves go alight.

Her desire for eggs is only going to drive my plan forward even faster until she's filled with eggs again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:03:19 2015 No.14187713 >>14187695 Time to whip out muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:05:26 2015 No.14187722 >>14187695 Is it me you're looking for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:05:46 2015 No.14187724 File: 62 KB, 413x276, 1444143946763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187695 おはよう！

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:07:08 2015 No.14187731 >>14187695 Dear diary: jackpot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:07:48 2015 No.14187734 >>14187708 No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:11:33 2015 No.14187759 File: 309 KB, 649x961, f4e395c20abe1b77b3c5f3e0820065a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187734 Rude! Yes, there is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:11:39 2015 No.14187760 >>14187695 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx7bS7jFesU&t=1m3s At 1:03.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:17:53 2015 No.14187777 >>14187759 Gross! Why is she walking around in public with all that ugly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:20:38 2015 No.14187788 >>14187777 It's a small, cute monoeye with a big, beautiful eye. You should be glad you get to see something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:22:39 2015 No.14187794 >>14187788 It's a stupid flatty with a big dumb eye. She's making everyone uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:25:12 2015 No.14187807 >>14187794 She's a wonderful monoeye and you're the only one who seems to be distressed. It's a common symptom of monoeye-love deficiency, you should get that treated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:28:29 2015 No.14187819 >>14187807 You can't make me! She's a sideshow freak and smells like one too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:28:49 2015 No.14187820 >>14187807 >Breasts are lacking >Lacking in height >Lacking in eyes >Monobrow Look at this subhuman trash.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:32:12 2015 No.14187831

>>14187820
>Breasts are lacking
>Lacking in height
She's stil small, give her time to grow. Besides small things can be cute too.
>Lacking in eyes
She has exactly the right amount for a monoeye.
>Monobrow
>wanting multiple brows to go with an eye

The only trash here is your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:33:06 2015 No.14187834 File: 239 KB, 403x880, fujoclops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187807 Monoeyes are truly the most sublime monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:34:51 2015 No.14187838 >>14187831 >>wanting multiple brows to go with an eye Of course not. That would be dumb. Almost as dumb as the monobrow on her face. The only trash here is the monosluts you keep posting.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:36:24 2015 No.14187846

>>14187819
Of course I can't, but I urge you to consider seeking treatment for your irrational disposition towards monoeyes. They are lovely and only want to love you and for you to love them back.
As for the accusations of smelling, she just came back from swimming, she smells like saltwater.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:40:09 2015 No.14187861 >>14187846 It's no irrational! They're all bad and do bad things!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:42:32 2015 No.14187865 >>14187861 Name one!

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:43:08 2015 No.14187866

>>14187663
I for one am tired of you shit, beast. You want my attention? you got it.

I got a suggestion for ya, more like a challenge
see that greentext idea? do 3 of them, I don't care about grammar or quality, but if you can get through 3 green texts without bringing up anything regarding your sad (but in this thread, irrelevant) life. then you'll get some of my respect.

"TL-DR": fun times over Iron, nut up or shut up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:47:32 2015 No.14187873 File: 1.32 MB, 1207x1077, 1434735932630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186680 I want to tie it down, and break its legs.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:48:40 2015 No.14187879

>>14187865
The one that pretends to nice so she can do awful things to you! The ones that hate boys, so they spend their time shitposting online and rubbing it out to ryona, or the couger ones that love to deflower men and brag about it so everyone knows! There's even more then that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:50:22 2015 No.14187883 >>14187879 >they spend their time shitposting online and rubbing it out to ryona But anon, that's not true. She makes me eat her out while she browses ryona.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:52:01 2015 No.14187888 >>14187879 >he couger ones that love to deflower men and brag about it so everyone knows! I want to be the boy toy of a cougar cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:54:26 2015 No.14187895 >>14187883 Even worse! Does she hurt you for her amusement? >>14187888 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:54:46 2015 No.14187898 >>14187866 >sad (but in this thread, irrelevant) life. Don't you think that's a little harsh, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:54:48 2015 No.14187899 >>14187888 I want to gangbang a cougar cyclops with dozens of other young men all night!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:54:48 2015 No.14187900 >>14187879 >The one that pretends to nice so she can do awful things to you! Do elaborate! I want to know all about the wickedness of monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:57:14 2015 No.14187906 >>14187895 Yes I do. I want to be brought to unimaginable heights of pleasure by her ripe body while she looks down on me with that big, beautiful eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:57:56 2015 No.14187910 >>14187895 She forces me to star in porn films where she sucks me almost off before starting the scene and makes it look like I cum from one handjob stroke!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:59:23 2015 No.14187914 >>14187900 They pretend to be someone you can be friends and do fun things with. Then they turn on you! >>14187906 No you don't, not when every old lady in town kniws about your night with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:59:37 2015 No.14187915 >>14187910 Does she at least compensate you by letting you fuck her face afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:00:52 2015 No.14187917 >>14187915 She lets me intercrural her while she uploads the video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:00:52 2015 No.14187918 >>14187910 Does she invite her friends over as well?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:02:54 2015 No.14187922

>>14187898
Not at all. he wants to be taken seriously, and then pulls alp's level of whoring? Id rather get myself banned trying to report him then have have two of them.

He needs to stop fucking around and give us a reason to not think of him as anything other than a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:03:49 2015 No.14187924 >>14187917 The answer is clearly to stick it into the monoeye butt. Hit that weak spot for massive damage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:05:31 2015 No.14187929 >>14187918 All her friends live abroad, they only communicate over the internet. >>14187924 But I could never anally rape my Mistress!

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:07:20 2015 No.14187935

>>14187914
>No you don't, not when every old lady in town knows about your night with her.

I don't see how that detracts from the pleasure of creampieing a cougar cyclops several times each night. She can gossip all she wants about how she made me moan under her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:11:18 2015 No.14187945 >>14187935 You're fine with being know as "that little virgin Susan seduced, the one with the cute O-face?"

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:13:16 2015 No.14187952

>>14187929
Then suggest a changing up things. Blowjobs and handjobs get old, especially when the audience only gets to see the later.
There are all sorts of things she could do. Face sitting, footjobs, paizuri/naizuri depending on her endownments, hotdogging, pet play and the list goes on. Help your mistress give the audience a good show like a good little slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:14:41 2015 No.14187954 >>14187945 Yes? Also the one that slept cuddling up to her with his face in her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:20:33 2015 No.14187974 >>14187952 Stop making me want this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:25:08 2015 No.14187989 File: 142 KB, 398x550, MGE Cyclops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Busty Cyclops are go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:27:30 2015 No.14187998 >>14187989 Of course they are. The bustiest ones who have muscles from working the forge and carrying you to the bedroom after a long day of work.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:34:56 2015 No.14188016

>>14187974
You have only yourself to blame if you want any of that.
I'm not the pervert that want a monoeye mistress to make him star in their own amateur porn series. I'm not the one who wants a fat cyclops butt on his face while getting edged and told he only gets to cum if he manages to get mistress off at least three times with his tongue.
I'm not the one who wants to get told by some cocky one-eye to spread the lotion on the bubble butt bouncing in front of him because it's time to shoot Hand Free Buns III. How it it my fault that you fancy the idea of having your arms restrained behind your back and your rock hard member stroked by soft, oil slick cyclops soles from behind while a camera records every dirty little detail?
Sorry, but I'm not the pervert who's dick would jump to attention the moment his mistress takes out the collar and blindfold.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:35:52 2015 No.14188017

Anon!
You've been assigned three maids at random due to the MGC Maid Union having an overload of maids.

Which one is your head maid, which one is the chef, and which one is going to be doing yard work?

Do note that a the tanuki's will send someone to...'see you' should you refuse but as thanks for taking in the girls, the company will gladly supply you with all the loli potions, holst milk bottles, mino milk doses, and cc cakes you could ever need.

Roll em Anon and let us know how it goes.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:36:09 2015 No.14188018 I want a Yeti maid who isn't afraid of getting fur shed everywhere she cleans

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:36:57 2015 No.14188020 >>14187989 Sure. Busty, flat and anything in between.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:37:46 2015 No.14188022 >>14188017 >cc cakes Christmas cake cakes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:39:09 2015 No.14188027 >>14188017 >Mandragoa yard worker >Apsara Chef >Jinko head maid Using a loli potion on the Jinko, because it should be fun. All said, though, this turned out pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:39:12 2015 No.14188028 >>14188022 Yes. It's more identifiable than going with Wonderland Cakes, which is the original name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:42:18 2015 No.14188036 >>14188016 Stop it. I want to do this with a worthwhile girl, like a vampire or a jabberwock, not her.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:42:26 2015 No.14188037

>>14188027
>Loli Jinko in a maid uniform.

Oh god my heart, I would pick her up mid lecture and carry her off.

>>14188017
>Parasite Slime Gardner
>Black Harpy Head Maid
>Nightmare Chef

Minomilk for the nightmare, holst for the parasite slime, and loli potion for the harpy so she can ride on my shoulders.

A nice group whom I would have no problem impregnating.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:48:23 2015 No.14188047

>>14188017
so are we actually paid to take on maids and housecleaners and stuff?

is this some severe human depression where we have 10 mg's for every male?

should we call it TMG a city where every man is to take a minimum of 4 wives. and where they have breeding programs in place for human boys. (wheras all human females and those born female are locked away in breeding chambers) to try and increase the male to mg ratio

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:51:54 2015 No.14188058 File: 149 KB, 850x600, 1383964429293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if I sit down a Wurm and have her watch Carl Sagan's Cosmos with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:52:04 2015 No.14188059 >>14188047 You do get a stipend with each maid and it's more to deal with a recent influx in maids. Impregnation is encouraged heavily but not required. Just like your knees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:52:45 2015 No.14188061 >>14188058 She'll think it's a cool kids' tv show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:54:42 2015 No.14188066 >>14188061 Any kids watching that are as cool as they can get in my book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:56:58 2015 No.14188075 >>14188017 >manticore head maid >kraken chef >sandworm yard worker Loli potion for the manticore, mino milk dose for the sandworm and holst milk for the kraken, because she must be already a CC. Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:56:59 2015 No.14188076 >>14186900 there's actually a greentext story on monster about a Lilim alping some guy in a private chat via use of memes

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:57:58 2015 No.14188079

I just made myself slightly depressed. I was thinking of Greek myths and how'd they fit with monstergirls and I ended up thinking this.
>Lonely big girl cyclops protects a flock of weresheep
>The flock doesn't really talk to her much, they just sleep a lot
>One day a ship arrives along the coast near where the cyclops lives
>Over a dozen starving sailors stumble their way into her cave
>Cyclops is overjoyed with having company and instantly begins cuddling with the closest 2
>When she hears they want to leave the next day, she panics and shoves a boulder in the entrance of the cave
>She doesn't want to be alone again
>Days go on and ahe takes care of the sailors in exchange for cuddles each night
>Finally one night the captain tells the cyclops that he wants to marry her
>The cyclops turns into a blushing mess and cries tears of joy
>She wants to go back to cyclops village and invite everyone to the wedding, but first she asks the captains name
>he tells her and ahe sprints off into the distance towards her hometown
>She's running through the town yelling "I'm getting married, I'm getting married"
>Finally another cyclops asks who she is marrying
>"Noman will marry me"
>She is confused when all the other cyclopses try to comfort her, but she doesn't care because she is happy
>She comes back to her cave to find it empty
>She runs to the shorline and in the distance she sees a ship in the distance
>Noman's ship
>She cries and cries, begging for him to come back but he never does
>Her sadness overwhelms her and she is blinded by the eternal flow of tears from her eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:58:21 2015 No.14188082 >>14188058 It would go over her head >If the universe is gonna die of overheating, why don't we turn up the AC really high?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:58:29 2015 No.14188083 >>14188075 >Loli manticore >HUEG Sandworm >Busty Kraken Fine taste. Fine taste. Question though, how do you sleep with them all? Do you just all relax in the sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:58:42 2015 No.14188084 >>14188076 That's fucking gay, just like everything else from that shitty site.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:58:42 2015 No.14188085 File: 585 KB, 926x1360, 1431235675503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I don't do this with just anyone you know! Well you did it, anon. You hit it big time. How'd you do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:59:52 2015 No.14188088 >>14188082 Because there aren't enough magical girls, little one. You have to become a mahou shoujo and feel true despair for the sake of the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:00:56 2015 No.14188095 >>14188085 Do what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:01:03 2015 No.14188096 >>14188084 They're fine with Cait Sith, if I recall.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:01:16 2015 No.14188097

>>14188017
>Karakasa-Obake
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Inari
Well then, guess the jewnuki would be head maid regardless, Inari would most likely be the cook, and umbrella girl would help outside, 'yard work' here is more than just mowing a few feet of lawn and since she's a tool that wants to be used I guess she could make my job easier.
Either way I feel like I'm going to be eating a lot more asian food and seeing a few more cheery blossoms popping up around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:01:21 2015 No.14188099 >>14188017 >Salamander head maid >Raiju chef >soldier beetle yard worker thatss a disaster waiting to happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:01:42 2015 No.14188101 >>14188095 You know. Scored a home run.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:01:50 2015 No.14188103

>>14188017
>Blue Oni
>Baphomet
>Vampire

I guess the Blue Oni will be the head maid, Vampire will be the chef, and Baphomet will do the yard work.
I'm also gonna assume the Baphomet is a heretic who wants a womanly body, so plenty of CC cake and Holst milk for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:02:17 2015 No.14188106 >>14188076 Thanks man I literally have stage four bone marrow cancer now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:02:30 2015 No.14188107 >>14188101 Why am I playing baseball?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:02:52 2015 No.14188109

>>14188036
Oh? So it's alright if a Vampire blindfolds you and slowly stokes you off in front of a camera while you're mewling from the combined pleasure of her delicate hand and the otherworldly power flowing into you as she's feasting on your blood?
How is it any less depraved if a Vampire shows off how she plays with her 'thrall?' You're still helplessly moaning while an undead noblewoman's feet tease you. Dressed in a butler outfit that's little more than glowers, a bow tie and banana hammock to serve her a cup of coffee and have her add some of your milk to it doesn't become any less kinky because it's done by some ancient blood sucker. Your "worthwhile" mistress would still pull your head into her lap by a leash and hold it there until she's satisfied with your performance, all the while patting your head and praising you for being such a good little servant.

But you wouldn't be even that, would you? You'd be a toy, her favorite toy, but a toy nonetheless. One that she uses to sate her lust for both blood and voyeuristic pleasures. And the saddest thing is, you probably be exhilarated when she finally decided to let you do more with her puffy lower lips than lap at them like a well trained little dogie. Boy that flick would draw in downloads for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:02:56 2015 No.14188110 File: 50 KB, 256x272, mero2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14187989 >the parts of their brain displaced by the eye are inside of the horn

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:03:25 2015 No.14188113 >>14188085 From the looks of her I found that book on human fashion she's been looking for her whole life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:04:11 2015 No.14188115 >>14188079 Odysseus is an asshole.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:05:02 2015 No.14188118

>>14188097
Nice, I do hope you enjoy Asian food and fluffy tails.

That and a few renovations to make your house feel more like home.

>>14188099
So a drill instructor head maid, a chef who fingers herself as she cooks, and a gardener who may build a sand mound around your house to protect you.

Could be worse.
>Spoiler
You're going to have a home of tall, busty women aren't you?
Going for the elusive triple paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:05:10 2015 No.14188119 >>14188115 Odysseus was the least of an asshat among all Greek heroes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:05:16 2015 No.14188120 >>14188079 >>"Noman will marry me" dude ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:05:49 2015 No.14188123 >>14188083 Of course, the manticore nuzzling against my chest while the kraken is wrapping her tentacles around us, all of it inside the warm interior of the sandworm.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:06:32 2015 No.14188124

>>14188017
>Arch-Imp
Almost forgot this one existed.

>Sahuagin
>Dragon

I really don't want to make the Arch-Imp head maid, but I really can't trust her with anything else.

>Arch-Imp on yard duty
>Dragon head maid
>Sahuagin chef

I think that should work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:07:52 2015 No.14188131 >>14188115 Pretty much all Greek heroes and gods were.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:08:18 2015 No.14188132

>>14188123
Make the manticore purr, it must be done.

>>14188118
>spoiler

meant for >>14188103

>>14188124
Pretty nice, the arch imp can play tricks in the yard, the sahuagin is probably great at seafood dishes, and the dragon takes her spot at the top.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:08:42 2015 No.14188134 >>14188131 Wasn't Hades literally the only Greek god who wasn't an asshole at some point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:08:45 2015 No.14188135 >>14188118 >That and a few renovations to make your house feel more like home. They better be prepared to call me Shogun or at least Daimyo if they do renovate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:09:08 2015 No.14188137 >>14188017 >Matango Gardener >Dark Slime Chef >Ushi-Oni head maid I got this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:09:29 2015 No.14188139 >>14188134 Yes. He just wanted his waifu to spend more time with him.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:09:47 2015 No.14188140

>>14188017
>Kunoichi head maid
>Mantis chef
>Scylla gardener
That Scylla's really out of place but the others are perfect. Only item I'll use will be the loli potion on the Mantis so I can her standing on a stool to cook and jumping while trying to get ingredients from shelves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:09:58 2015 No.14188142 >>14187866 >>14187922 You're on angry anon I accept your challenge! while i don't think people see me as a little bitch, i do believe its time to get my focus back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:10:17 2015 No.14188144 >>14188134 Pretty sure he was still an asshole but less of an asshole than the rest so they banished him to the underworld and blamed him for everything that ever went wrong.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:11:44 2015 No.14188151

>>14188135
They may.
Although they'd rather call you husband.

>>14188137
Mantanago growing mushrooms for you, dark slime making desserts which may or may not have bits of her in it, and an ushi to keep them all in line.

It's almost like you live in a horror show.

>>14188140
>Two kuus and an octopus
Sounds nice, and you're going to make that mantis blush like hell when she's trying to reach things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:12:07 2015 No.14188153 >>14188142 >angry anon not him but if I ever become a write-fag, Ill use this name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:12:50 2015 No.14188158 >>14188151 >you're going to make that mantis blush like hell when she's trying to reach things. You know it, handing her what she was trying to get and giving her a head pat will be a common occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:13:29 2015 No.14188162 File: 963 KB, 1600x1435, Elves with guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188153 Are you angry about Elves by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:13:46 2015 No.14188164 >>14188134 Somewhat selfish, but yes. I also can't recall Hephaestus (intentionally) doing much bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:14:12 2015 No.14188165 >>14188158 Just get ready for her to start nuzzling into her hand and the other two to get jealous of the attention she's getting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:15:01 2015 No.14188168 >>14188109 A vampire is much better to submit to then some ugly monoeye. I would even help bathe her, massage her and attend those kinky parties all the nobles go to. As long as she loved me and never hurt me of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:15:03 2015 No.14188170 >>14188164 >be greatest craftsman in the world >Zeus gives you Goddess of Love for a wife >Aphrodite cheats on you with jock Ares instead Being Hephaestus is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:15:18 2015 No.14188171 >>14188165 >>14188158 *Your hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:16:57 2015 No.14188175 >>14188162 I just tend to be angry about alot of things, regardless of how trivial it is. elves piss me off, them and their tanned whore cousins

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:17:23 2015 No.14188177

>>14188144
Actually I remember reading that they drew lots to determine who would be the god or goddess of what. Hades got saddled with the Underworld because his luck was shit.
I mean let's count up some stuff about Hades.

>Returned Orpheus' wife to him on the condition that Orpheus trusted him and didn't look back to check.
Orpheus looked back to check anyway and wouldn't you know it, Hades had kept his word.

>Courted Persephone but willingly gave her back to Demeter when Demeter pitched a fit and nearly starved humanity to death
Persephone ate of the food of the Underworld, so he could have kept her there forever, but he didn't.

>Has to deal with the fact that Tartarus is in his realm.
A.K.A, the celestial garbage pit that the gods throw everyone they don't want to deal with anymore into.

Meanwhile Zeus and Poseidon keep sticking their dicks where they don't belong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:19:32 2015 No.14188185 >>14188142 see that you do Orange-beast

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:19:38 2015 No.14188186 >>14188165 >Kunochi silently stares from behind in disapproval >Scylla ara ara's menacingly I'll give them attention I swear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:20:00 2015 No.14188188 >>14188164 Hades and Hephaestus shine as the Greek gods who did nothing wrong. >>14188170 Don't forget Hera being a huge bitch and chucking him off Olympus when he was a baby because he was born deformed and ugly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:20:21 2015 No.14188190 >>14188017 >Inari head maid >Cheshire chef >Succubus gardner Sounds good. I'll give them all triple servings of holst milk, mino milk, and cc cakes and I'm good to go.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:21:45 2015 No.14188195

>>14188177
And yet Hades is portrayed as a villain at every opportunity.
Fuck that noise. I want Charon to try and cheer him up.
>>14188188
>chucking him off Olympus when he was a baby because he was born deformed and ugly.
That too.
>be a god
>still born as a hideous cripple
>get cast out like a Spartan retard
>STILL become greatest craftsman in the world

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:23:30 2015 No.14188200

>>14188186
You should.
Blatant favoritism of a particular maid can cause strife and an unfortunate poisoning or two.

The posion being some concentrated hathor's milk for a certain mantis.

>>14188190
>Tall, busty, muscled, Christmas cake harem

Good lord man, will your pelvis survive the beating that's coming?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:23:33 2015 No.14188201 >>14188185 >Orange-beast oh dear god are we we doing this? please don't make this a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:24:30 2015 No.14188203 >>14188201 Orange does sound more fun than Iron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:24:47 2015 No.14188205 File: 269 KB, 1000x1000, 1443493198537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me Mr. Anon, are you happier now? Now that you've accepted horse pussy and spider pussy into your life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:24:52 2015 No.14188207 >>14188109 >HB slave finally gets to put it in.avi another premature ejaculation setup >Monoeye Mistress gets knocked up by HB slave he faps into a medical syringe and watches as she teasingly inserts it and injects his seed deep inside her

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:26:06 2015 No.14188209 >>14188205 But I haven't done that at all. Spiders and horses are bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:26:22 2015 No.14188210 >>14188201 sorry Jerry, you bought it on yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:26:34 2015 No.14188212 >>14188205 I'm still mad this gorgeous thing was made without my knowledge. But I'm also happy it was made. So yes. I am happier now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:26:52 2015 No.14188213 >>14188201 Anubisfucker said the exact same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:28:14 2015 No.14188214 >>14188213 ))<>((?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:28:23 2015 No.14188215
File: 451 KB, 1280x769, Zeus, you've really gotta stop putting your dick in things.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14188195
I think Hades is portrayed as a villain because he's the "Ruler of the Underworld" and people today can't seem to understand that doesn't mean "The Devil'.
Hey look at the bright side though, we got this interpretation of Hades out of it.
And even he just seems like he's done with everyone's bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:28:51 2015 No.14188216 >>14188205 Nope, tailpussy for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:30:02 2015 No.14188218 >>14188215 >even the Disney version complains about having to work 24/7 Yeah, thanks for listening to your brother and not being an asshole Zeus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:30:21 2015 No.14188219 File: 20 KB, 200x200, one of those days.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188213 And I'm sure he hates that as much as I hate this. shitpost one time and now my name is tarnished, great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:30:38 2015 No.14188221 >>14188205 >You will never help the spidergirls drive the horsepussy degenerates out of there land >They will never build a free and powerful republic in which all humans and monstergirls are treated fairly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:30:55 2015 No.14188224 >>14188215 James Woods must love his role as Hades so much, he doesn't mind voicing him for every Kingdom Hearts game that features him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:31:44 2015 No.14188229 >>14188201 What is this Orange-Beast thing about, anyway? Did Iron-Beast stick his dick in an orange, or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:32:43 2015 No.14188231 I want to live in a nation filled with Mantis' and Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:32:49 2015 No.14188232 >>14188224 >Kingdom Hearts I feel compelled to bring up that time in 2 when he summons a dead spirit to fight Sora off and it's Auron who proceeds to fuck off. >>14188229 He made random posts about orange juice when lonely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:32:54 2015 No.14188234 File: 18 KB, 299x326, Zeus sees something he's about to stick his dick in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188218 >"What was that? Couldn't hear you over all this cheating on my wife I'm doing." -Zeus, at some point probably

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:34:18 2015 No.14188238 >>14188232 and now you guys are going all code geass on me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:34:34 2015 No.14188239 >>14188231 That'd be the most quiet and cleanest place on Earth, provided there aren't any festivals of sorts. >ninja Janitors

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:34:39 2015 No.14188240 >>14188232 >He made random posts about orange juice when lonely. Ha, what a loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:35:38 2015 No.14188242 >>14188234 gotta admit, that looks kina rapey

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:35:41 2015 No.14188244 File: 887 KB, 2365x2953, Pygmalion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188079 Greek myths are fun Based Pygmalion is the first "3DPD a shit, 2D the best" guy in history

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:36:53 2015 No.14188247 >>14188244 His sculpture was technically 3D. He still had the right idea though. Now the women the Spartans pained on the insides of their shields though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:37:01 2015 No.14188249 >>14188219 Oh, calm down already, just stop replying to everything trying to explain the inexplicable like he did and you will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:38:09 2015 No.14188255 >>14188242 .less please stop typing like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:38:25 2015 No.14188256 >>14188242 Fitting since Zeus actually raped a whole fuckton of women. Motherfucker just couldn't keep it in his pants, ended up causing almost every problem in Greek mythology with his dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:39:29 2015 No.14188258 >>14188238 Jeremiah was a wonderful man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:40:34 2015 No.14188261 >>14188238 Maybe like ol' Jerry, you will become graet later

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:40:46 2015 No.14188263 >>14188247 Yeah, everybody knows figures count as 3d.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:41:40 2015 No.14188267

>>14188238
You can still escape all this by realizing this is an anonymous image board and you can keep your identity hidden unless you go out of your way to let people know who you are.
Just stop associating negative things with your writefag name and you can freely shitpost all you want!
Unlike poor Alpie, who people recognize based on his typing and don't let him get away with nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:41:45 2015 No.14188268 >>14188239 It wouldn't be quiet when those cute kuudere girls start wanting the dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:42:27 2015 No.14188271 >>14188017 >Chaybdis chef >Giant ant gardener >Cheshire cat head maid tbh that ant can probably take care of anything but whatever. I guess that it is going to be ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:44:23 2015 No.14188277 >>14188134 I'm pretty sure Hermes wasn't much of an asshole either. And being the messenger of the gods I bet he has to put up with a lot of bullshit too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:47:10 2015 No.14188281 File: 54 KB, 464x777, NIW CC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >code geas talking again I don't care if its cosplay, this is the closest we will get to making it relavent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:51:00 2015 No.14188292 >>14188281 Sayoko was best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:53:57 2015 No.14188298 >>14188017 >Werewolf >Sea Slime (Is She OK being on land?) >Cheshire cat I'll put the Werewolf as headmaid, Cheshire can do the cooking and the Sea slime doing the yard work

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:54:30 2015 No.14188299 File: 226 KB, 468x345, aniki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188281 >tfw you realize code geass was 9 years ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:55:20 2015 No.14188302 >>14188299 Just last week we mourned emperor Lelouch's death's anniversary on /a/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:59:11 2015 No.14188317 >>14188281 Speaking of cosplay, i do remember some pics of women at a con dressed as MGE girls I wont post them here, but I'm going to look for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:02:41 2015 No.14188324 >>14188017 >Dragon head maid >Lich chef >Baphomet gardener Holst milk for all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:04:28 2015 No.14188328 >>14188317 Post it here coward! like anyone can hurt you!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:07:43 2015 No.14188335 >>14188328 Maybe he knows that we here kinda don't want to see that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:08:13 2015 No.14188337 >>14188335 Ah, they're hideous?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:10:22 2015 No.14188342 >>14188337 Dunno, I just thought the thread was against that kind of thing. you know, 3D girls and all that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:10:35 2015 No.14188343 >>14188337 Very much so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:11:45 2015 No.14188347 >>14188343 I dunno, the manface fatty looks like she could be cute in a Satsuki-sama kind of way if she was thin and groomed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:12:12 2015 No.14188348 If you could go on a vacation anywhere with your monstergirl waifu where would you take her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:13:06 2015 No.14188350 File: 85 KB, 800x942, 3370152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188343 dosent look THAT bad, but I wont be sharing more

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:15:00 2015 No.14188357 >>14188348 St Kitts Salamanders would like the Caribbean

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:16:14 2015 No.14188360 >>14188348 The Pleasure Palace of the Dark Elf Empress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:16:44 2015 No.14188362 >>14188350 >looks like Ashley Burch >not even any muscle

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:17:01 2015 No.14188363 >>14188348 Japan I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:18:30 2015 No.14188366 >>14188348 Any resort to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:19:20 2015 No.14188368 >>14188350 So this is the closest we will get to monstergirls, unless one of us breaks open time space. Eh, as long as she keeps the costume on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:21:37 2015 No.14188377 >>14188368 >unless one of us breaks open time space What? Our waifus are ones with the magic and the Wurms, let them do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:22:26 2015 No.14188378 >>14188348 Hot springs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:23:09 2015 No.14188380 >>14188348 I'd take her to the seaside town I went to when I was a kid, reliving old memories of my own and making new ones with her would be ideal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:23:56 2015 No.14188383 >>14188348 A resort would be nice, or maybe a cruise ship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:25:47 2015 No.14188384 File: 252 KB, 743x1074, Ill raise you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188350 funny how we both found Minotaur

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:26:39 2015 No.14188387 >>14188384 Not too bad but needs more muscle tone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:28:02 2015 No.14188390 >>14188384 This one's a little better, a tan and some muscle wouldn't hurt though.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:29:27 2015 No.14188392

>>14188168
>I would even help bathe her, massage her
>even
Of course you would, like that's extra service. It's only natural you'd help her wash every curve, every nook and cranny before rubbing scented oils into her ivory skin and massaging the night's worries away. And as always you'd be expected to serve as refreshments in case she gets the munchies while in the bath.
>attend those kinky parties all the nobles go to
But naturally. Both the parties where all the centuries old undead nobiity, mingles, exchanges gossip and of course try to one up each other with shows of aesthetics, wealth, power, hubbies/servants/thralls/apprentices or whatever they might call the men accompanying them. And then there would be the private parties for true connoisseurs of everything sensual and obscene. Delicacies, music, art, live performances, even the honor of helping your mistress demonstrate her skills.
>As long as she loved me and never hurt me of course.
Now why would she hurt someone who belongs to her? Thralls that are not only eager but also capable and taste so delectable don't grow on trees. Even if serving one such as her should be it's own reward, putting one's merits to good use should be rewarded. In time maybe even deemed worthy of passing good blood on to a new generation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:31:27 2015 No.14188400 >>14188384 As the others said, decent, but needs some muscle definition and a light tan for a truly good effect.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:47:06 2015 No.14188434

>>14188392
>It's only natural you'd help her wash every curve, every nook and cranny before rubbing scented oils into her ivory skin and massaging the night's worries away. And as always you'd be expected to serve as refreshments in case she gets the munchies while in the bath.

Nothing would satisfy me more then the both of us naked in the tub as I feel her relax in my grip as I rub her clean and she makes small talk about her day

>Delicacies, music, art, live performances, even the honor of helping your mistress demonstrate her skills.

Yes, I want to enjoy a night of music and good food as she gossips with her fellow nobles about her wealth and how her thrall has such a well versed tongue, in more ways then one, before she drags me up on stage to show off. That's when she forgets she's in public and presses my head against her and mumbles unladylike things loud enough for everyone to hear. Then she'll regain her confidence by riding me dry

>In time maybe even deemed worthy of passing good blood on to a new generation.

But I'm just a Thrall, here to amuse her and make her unlife a little bit more enjoyable!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:47:31 2015 No.14188436 >>14188400 Maybe a friendly monmusu face too, instead of a chuuni scowl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:56:49 2015 No.14188453 >>14188281 C[heshire].C[at]. a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:57:31 2015 No.14188456 File: 308 KB, 703x898, 1444157851743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't open it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:57:54 2015 No.14188458 >>14188384 Oh yeah, she's the one who went around with the Anubis and Weresheep cosplayers.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:58:11 2015 No.14188459

>>14188017
>Dark Valkyriehead maid
Strict but lewd. Expect the others to perform to the highest standards in both regular and special service.
>Orc gardener
She gets some moderate amounts of mino milk for some muscle definition while still keeping her mostly soft. Also rubs on her cute, meaty ears.
>Raiju chef
She's getting loli potions, because compulsively masturbating lewd leaky lolis are awesome. Maybe even some pleasure runes.

It was a toss up between her and the Orc for the chef's position, but while the Orc would prepare hearty meals they most likely wouldn't be all that healthy or varied. With the Raiju, the worst that can happen is some of her juices mixed in and the plate covers getting static.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:58:55 2015 No.14188462 >>14188400 comared to the waresheep and anibis she was with, she's the best one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:05:18 2015 No.14188485 >>14188462 >waresheep I reserve image searched out of curiosity, now I wish I didn't The Minotaur certainly isn't bad though going by the other pictures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:05:32 2015 No.14188487 >>14188453 I want to creampie an old faggot cat so hard that she turns fertile again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:12:45 2015 No.14188499 >>14188456 Wouldn't mind a mimic. Been fascinated with girls in boxes since I saw Outlaw Star in high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:27:34 2015 No.14188546 So today in the chemistry class I help out with, the teacher brought in a Van der Graaf generator, which got me thinking. What sort of electricity-related things would you do to gently bully your raiju?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:28:20 2015 No.14188548 >>14188017 >Chef Lich >Groundskeeper Giant Ant >Head maid Dormouse Oh yes, this is good.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:30:53 2015 No.14188555

>>14188017
>Parasite Slime
>Dark Matter
>Alice
I got completely fucked over. I guess Alice would be a good chef with enough training (I'll need to convince her to make things that aren't just sweets), and depending on if the host is still conscious, Parasite Slime could be head maid.
That Dark Matter is what I need to be worried about. I can't have her planting Demon Realm plants on my property.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:33:50 2015 No.14188563 >>14188546 I would put jumper cables on my balls and use my lightning rod to ground her.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:36:55 2015 No.14188569

>>14188546
>convince her to put on body glitter for extra seductive look during sexytimes
>as soon as she gets turned on, she starts charging up
>her charge repels the body glitter and blasts it all over the room
>now she's got a huge pain in the ass mess to clean up

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:50:24 2015 No.14188593

>>14188434
>Nothing would satisfy me more then the both of us naked in the tub
Now let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You're not married or anything, so that would be highly improper. Now wearing a pair of tight speedos that still allow her to feel the reassuring stiff sensation her voluptuous body has on you, emblazoned with the family seal is a far more proper way to go about things.

As long as you don't mind locking arms with her for most of those parties. She has to protect what is hers from the hungry gazes of the other attendees. As for any improper shows of affection while flaunting her mastery of your body, well, you'd better be prepared to soothe her frustrations over the blunder once back home again.

>But I'm just a Thrall
And you were doing so well too. Would you really sadden your mistress by making her raise her voice when ordering you to prepare the Corruption Fruit and Sticky Mushroom extracts and open a bottle of Intoxication Fruit wine? You'd turn away the honor of getting to savor the fruit of your labors in making her body ripe and fertile again? You'd questioning her judgment on who she deems fit to shire her daughter? Or maybe it's a subtle way in attempting to avoid having to comply with her fickle whims while carrying a child and not having to see that blemishless, smooth stomach bloat with the strange new life slowly forming in it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:45:19 2015 No.14188633 File: 3.17 MB, 3200x2000, 1443211905064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread's so dead, even the underworld guides are asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:46:02 2015 No.14188636 >>14188633 I want to cuddle up and snooze with her after reading a nice book together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:46:52 2015 No.14188637 >>14188633 My sword has more life than this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:48:17 2015 No.14188642 >>14185848 Because everybody knows deep down they want to be the herrenvolk to a big strong wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:49:07 2015 No.14188647 File: 151 KB, 700x872, 1395960163198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188633 Quiet is good, maybe an Oomukade will come out of her hiding place if we keep this up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:49:13 2015 No.14188648 >>14188633 Not dead. Just under attack. The whole site is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:50:15 2015 No.14188650 >>14188633 We need lewd monster girls. Lewd Squirrel monster girls especially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:50:49 2015 No.14188652 Holy fuck fuck you g00k let me post on my monstergirl thread already you japfuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:50:57 2015 No.14188655 >>14188648 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:52:02 2015 No.14188663 >>14188647 I want to coax out a small Oomukade, only to wrap her up in a big hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:52:53 2015 No.14188665 >>14188655 Connection problems, brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:53:44 2015 No.14188668 >>14188633 I kind of wish the threads would die, if only for a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:54:16 2015 No.14188671 >>14188655 Word circulating of a DDoS attack.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:56:08 2015 No.14188677

>>14188593
>Now let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You're not married or anything, so that would be highly improper. Now wearing a pair of tight speedos that still allow her to feel the reassuring stiff sensation her voluptuous body has on you, emblazoned with the family seal is a far more proper way to go about things.

Well how will I get clean then?

>As long as you don't mind locking arms with her for most of those parties. She has to protect what is hers from the hungry gazes of the other attendees. As for any improper shows of affection while flaunting her mastery of your body, well, you'd better be prepared to soothe her frustrations over the blunder once back home again.

I like to imagine one of her friends coming up and saying how positively adorable and skilled her thrall and ans how she must rent him out for her daughter's birthday party, before she smirks and grips me close, saying I'm not for sale.

>You'd questioning her judgment on who she deems fit to shire her daughter?

I'm her boytoy, she's a beautiful and powerful undead. She can do much better in a husband then me. Which is why I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:00:46 2015 No.14188693 File: 281 KB, 913x1280, Ooamsdf234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188647 >>14188663

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:04:42 2015 No.14188707

>>14188205
>Have a chuuni, small Arachne as a homestay assigned to you. Since they know about how you like spiders.
>She's so tiny and adorable, but she has a bit of an attitude.
>She claims that despite her size, she has an incredibly potent venom, with enough to kill 100 men.
>Not being afraid of spiders, you pick her up and tell her how cute she is.
>She flails all of her legs about and yells at you to release her while blushing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:05:44 2015 No.14188708 File: 2.30 MB, 1500x1200, 5b36c17c2e48e964443b825f9924aacf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are we back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:08:52 2015 No.14188720 >>14188693 Get it away!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:08:53 2015 No.14188721 File: 521 KB, 1000x1414, Makoto in a Bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188650 Hmm, well, it's hard to argue with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:10:13 2015 No.14188724 >>14188708 Yep. Also, cute Lizardman. Although her right arm is confusing me a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:14:12 2015 No.14188733 >>14188693 Yeah, like that. Only smaller. I would gladly accept that letter and give her a hug. Oomukade are delicious kiss addicts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:15:09 2015 No.14188739 >>14188693 Can I touch her antenae?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:17:45 2015 No.14188749 >>14188721 >You will never get to fuck and impregnate Makoto >You will never cuddle her and her big bushy tail Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:17:46 2015 No.14188750 File: 370 KB, 809x1000, 1435845987433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188693 I don't know, I kind of want to date her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:17:46 2015 No.14188751 >>14188739 they're very sensitive, and if you touch them she might go "AWAWAWA" akin to a Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:18:31 2015 No.14188753 >>14188693 What kind of love letter would an Oomukade write?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:19:10 2015 No.14188755 >>14188721 Why are lewd girls so good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:19:22 2015 No.14188758 >>14188751 I'll touch two!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:21:04 2015 No.14188761 >>14188753 Dear Anon- I'm more then twice your size and can easily outrun you and hold you down. Don't make this harder then it needs to be. Be mine? -Love, Oomkade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:22:58 2015 No.14188769 >>14188750 >Still no properly done Oomukade story

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:24:27 2015 No.14188772 >>14188769 Oomukade a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:24:46 2015 No.14188776 >You will never seduce and bang a Christmas cake Cyclops >You will never introduce yourself as 'No One' so that when she brags to all her friends afterward that she finally lost her v-card all her other cyclops friends look at her with pity

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:24:52 2015 No.14188777 File: 13 KB, 250x250, 159458348094308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188761

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:24:56 2015 No.14188778 >>14188769 What would a properly done story be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:25:06 2015 No.14188779 >>14188761 What a romantic, she knows the way to my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:26:05 2015 No.14188783 >>14188761 But what if I'm already hers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:26:36 2015 No.14188785 >>14188761 I'd almost forgotten that Oomukade were actually highly ferocious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:28:11 2015 No.14188791 >>14188677 >I'm her boytoy, she's a beautiful and powerful undead. She can do much better in a husband then me. Which is why I refuse. It's like you'd want her to rape that kid out of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:28:35 2015 No.14188792 >>14188778 One where she isn't a memetic Stinkpede and is actually capable of raping a man instead of being Tomoko?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:29:55 2015 No.14188793 >>14188761 A girl after my own heart. And other bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:29:59 2015 No.14188794 >>14188791 Yes. But she still could do better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:31:27 2015 No.14188799 >>14188761 My letter back would be something along the lines of You can try something to rile her up more

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:32:58 2015 No.14188808 >>14188799 Oho? Playing hard to rape?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:34:50 2015 No.14188815 >>14188761 Fucking try it, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:35:26 2015 No.14188819 >>14188792 Why not a bit of both? She's that creepy and depressed girl that never really talks to anyone before she meets a man she wants and becomes really scary and determined .

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:36:38 2015 No.14188823 >>14188808 really, I'd much rather be hunted by a sweaty, muscular jinko. Or a werewolf. Or an Oni. A girl that's swole and fluffy, preferably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:36:58 2015 No.14188825 >>14188815 That's rude of you, she was just being nice and giving you a fair warning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:38:52 2015 No.14188833 >>14188825 It's okay, he's just being tsundere, if he didn't want it he would have said so.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:40:55 2015 No.14188839

>>14188819
That's actually a lot closer to how they actually are.

They're horrifying rape trains with a clingy and depressed personality, they're likely the kind to force them self on a man while asking him if he finds her disgusting like everyone else in a self pitying fit of rage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:43:21 2015 No.14188847 >>14188839 >Ahh? You don't think i'm disgusting? >But you're lying, I can hear it in your voice >Lying lying lying lying >Tch, fine, you won't have to disappear. I'm relieved you're being sincere. >Don't leave me, don't ever leave me.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:43:40 2015 No.14188849

>>14188794
Well, an immortal undead who had the time to amass all the wealth and power she could ask for can afford to choose a mate on sentimental grounds rather than by purely logical consideration.

Or is this some roundabout way to get an otherwise proud and calm vampire to ride you like a beast while snarling that you're not going anywhere until you pumped her so full she can hear it sholsh around when she goes to wash off whatever managed to spill out and then you're going to do it all over again? I could understand that.
Would also make for a raunchy story when the little Dhampir gets curious why papa and mama make so much noise early into the wee hours of the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:43:49 2015 No.14188850 >>14188792 there was a short one where one rapes a guy, she promises not to use her venom, then off the high of kissing, begins to rape him again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:47:01 2015 No.14188863 >>14188761 Hah, like she could make me cum even and that's a big even if she caught me. Silly Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:48:35 2015 No.14188869 >>14188847 Perfect, eventually once she's certain he's not lying she might let down her guard and get hit by her own venom too. It's a nice middle ground between the Ushi-Oni rivalling dominance or neet like personality people try and shove on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:49:17 2015 No.14188872 File: 93 KB, 375x241, 1444168157519.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:49:52 2015 No.14188873 >>14188849 I don't think that would be a good story for our daughter to hear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:51:10 2015 No.14188879 >>14188872 Too jewish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:52:29 2015 No.14188884 >>14188850 that's the omukade from Orange's roulette.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:53:55 2015 No.14188887 >>14188873 Perhaps. But it's not like monsters are squeamish about raunchily sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:55:34 2015 No.14188894 File: 660 KB, 1190x1622, 7ba7bcd8799c9c95a9183c47b14261d2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188872 Yes. The only question is how many times before my dick gives up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:57:34 2015 No.14188902 >>14188815 That's the spirit! You'll make a good husband for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:58:07 2015 No.14188905 File: 235 KB, 1040x1291, e3d2e854bd877f96d0c1fd5009d8bd52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Canon shark girls when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:58:49 2015 No.14188908 >>14188887 I think my wife would prefer to not let a daughter who will most likely try to overthrow her know how much she enjoys spending bedtime with her husband, just in case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:59:18 2015 No.14188911 >>14188869 My only problem is that as MachineAnon put stuff, it'd be formulaic to a fault. >Guy investigates the disappearance of wildlife around X Y and Z >Oomukade time >Oh no

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:00:08 2015 No.14188915 >>14188905 Tomorrow maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:01:09 2015 No.14188919 >>14188761 I wouldn't mind getting a letter like that. >>14188905 Well, there are canon shark girls, just for shittier material. Hoping for a MGE one, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:04:37 2015 No.14188934 >>14188908 That would be a solid reason. Anyway, it was nice to see someone with an appreciation for lascivious vampires with a penchant for eager to please boytoys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:05:01 2015 No.14188935 >>14188905 Tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:05:26 2015 No.14188937 >>14188919 I just want me some rough shark loving on the beach. There's a painful lack of shark girl smut stories on Pastebin. I've only found two.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:05:43 2015 No.14188939

>>14188911
Could always be different takes on it.
>Guy meets a slightly shy traveller who tells him her brother was captured by a monster
>She leads him to the cave where he went missing
>Wait there's no monster here
>Girl was a polymorphed Oomukade all along
Have we ever had any stories where a girl tricks a man using her ability to hide in plain sight? It's an aspect of MGE that often gets overlooked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:06:32 2015 No.14188940 >>14188905 We talked about Jiangshi for a decent bit and it ended up acting as a summoning catalyst for the profile page the following day. Obviously we just need to talk about sharks about 3x as more as any other time they have been brought up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:06:50 2015 No.14188941 >>14188915 >>14188935 Doubt it. KC has been avoiding generic, broad MG for a long time now. The only reason he even did the Kobold is in preparation for the Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:07:07 2015 No.14188945 >>14188934 Well I like vampires a lot more now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:07:26 2015 No.14188946 >>14188935 Oh anon you joker, we all know it will be Cu Sith. Thinking it will be only reduces to disappointment when it finally happens.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:08:57 2015 No.14188950

>>14188937
That's because my autism prevents me from seeing Shark Girls as anything but somehow related to either Kauhuhu or Kamohoalii from Hawaiian mythologies.

Same with how I like to pretend that Lava Golems all around the world have matriarchs such as Vesuvius-BBA and Mother Diamondhead. That also includes worship of deities like Vulcan, Pele, and other fire based Gods and Goddesses around the world.

But as I said, my autism prevents me from acting.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:11:14 2015 No.14188952

>>14188950
>Kauhuhu

>sexytimes with shark waifu
>she's laid down on the bed and the only thing covering her naughty bits is one webbed hand
>she gives you a toothy smirk and moves it aside, revealing her glistening folds
>"Go ahead, Anon"
>"Put your Kau in my Huhu"

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:12:09 2015 No.14188958
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>>14188941
>>14188946
Is the thread prepared for the devastating inevitability that is Cu-Sith?
I wasn't there when Cait Sith was announced, but I was damn well aware of the Defconn 6 assblast that transpired later on that day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:12:12 2015 No.14188959 >>14188941 CU SITH WHEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:16:57 2015 No.14188972 >>14188958 Honestly I'd be willing to put it in the "would fuck if it was the only mg that would ever accept me" category if it doesn't have a full blown snout. I already think of Cait Sith in the same way along with devil bugs and parasite slimes.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:17:11 2015 No.14188973

>>14188952
I can't help it Anon. I'm a geek for stupid mythologies. I still hate the Romans for basically ripping off 90% of their shit from the Greeks, though.

At least Sylvanus, Janus, Bellona, and Vesta were original to Rome itself.

Shit like Vulcan and Juno was directly ripped from one of the origins of Hephaestus where he crafted a throne for his mother that imprisoned her for tossing his Tyrion Lannister level stunted ass off of Olympus and would only accept Aphrodite/Venus as his waifu before releasing his mother.

It's basically a mongoloid telling his Mom he won't stop holding his breath until she buys him the prettiest Barbie

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:17:33 2015 No.14188975

>>14188017
>Kobold, Troll, Shoggoth
Shoggoth head maid, because she was made to be one. No pun intended.
Troll gardener, since her species has a deep connection to the earth. She'd probably help around the kitchen too to make sure the most is brought out from her lovingly raised plants.
Kobold chef. Not sure how good of a job a Kobold would do, but at least I could be sure everything is made with lots of love and enthusiasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:19:18 2015 No.14188979 >>14188973 Don't worry, Anon. I like mythology too, and monster girls have introduced me to plenty of mythological beasts from around the world. I never would have heard of Raiju, Jiang Shi, or Kikimora if it weren't for KC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:20:20 2015 No.14188983 >>14188979 The only one I didn't know about was Raiju but that's because when I hear 'Rai' anything I think of fucking Raiden and Fujin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:21:45 2015 No.14188989 >>14188983 When I saw the name Raiju and the glowing blue color scheme, I honestly assumed that KC was just doing Pacific Rim kaiju. >tfw no otachi girl to give you a blowjob with that really weird tongue

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:23:39 2015 No.14188996 Hey, I just heard Japan hates Root Beer. What the fuck, is that true? Also, to keep on topic, what monstergirl would like Root Beer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:24:36 2015 No.14189000 >>14188996 Lemon-lime soda >>>>>>> all other sodas

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:25:27 2015 No.14189002

>>14188979
>Don't worry, Anon. I like mythology too, and monster girls have introduced me to plenty of mythological beasts from around the world. I never would have heard of Raiju, Jiang Shi, or Kikimora if it weren't for KC.
Question, am I the only one here who loves creepy /x/ monsters, lore, history, stories, concepts, events, and shit?

That's one of the reasons I like Pokemon and Monster Girls, seeing all the stuff they're based on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:26:05 2015 No.14189005 >>14188946 >>14188935 I dunno about you guys, but I'm still looking forward to an Ananta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:26:37 2015 No.14189007 >>14188996 Where did you hear this? I suppose yetis wold seem like the type to like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:27:08 2015 No.14189009 File: 24 KB, 301x267, 1337004914995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189000 This dude knows what's up.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:28:23 2015 No.14189012

>Marry a Vampire, a high level undead
>More like she claimed you, if you want to get technical
>Still, she really likes you for some reason and you grew very fond of her very fast
>She's supposed to be some kind of big shot in the undead world
>To the point where she's being given an award by the UAA, the Undead Association of America
>You offered to proofread her speech, but she insisted that you couldn't see it
>Finally the big night, and you both wore fake smiles as you made unwelcome small talk with people you didn't care about
>Finally, it's time for her to go up on stage
>She gets handed her award and starts her speech
>No
>She didn't
>You look around the room and no one else seems to notice
>They're all stuffy rich people, of course they wouldn't
>The speech was supposed to be about the prejudices still faced by undead monster girls in society
>"We stand tall on missing legs"
>Pfft
>"We stride forward on the bones of our fallen"
>You try to stifle a laugh and it turns into a small cough
>"Then, and only then, are we alive"
>People in your immediate vicinity have started to stare at you
>"This pain is ours, and no one else's"
>You can't fight back the laughs anymore
>"The secret weapon we wield, out of sight"
>Everyone's getting angry, they think you're mocking her and undead monster girls as a whole
>She's noticed
>She stops her speech and marches over to you before loudly announcing that it would seem her "new toy" hasn't been properly trained yet
>"Please excuse me while I attend to this"
>Her wings unfurl and wrap around the two of you, and then you're both gone
>Seconds later you're both back home
>You're helping her out of her dress while she laughs even harder than you were
>You figured out what she did
>She didn't want t be there, so she manufactured a reason to leave early
>You tell her that it was kind of shortsighted to frame her husband like that
>"Sorry Anon, I guess I did something bad"
>"Are you going to spank me for it?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:29:57 2015 No.14189016 >>14189002 I wonder when KC will do a Flatwoods Monster monstergirl, considering its popularity in Nipland and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:30:57 2015 No.14189018 File: 846 KB, 1121x623, Apparantly Japan hates Root Beer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189007 Saw this pic.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:31:44 2015 No.14189024

>>14189002
I don't browse /x/, but yes. Yes I do. Creepy history is amazing.
Not to sound like a shill, but Lore is a really good podcast about creepy shit that happened in history around the world (famous hauntings, cryptids, ancient legends, etc). You should pick it up if you like that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:32:44 2015 No.14189027 >>14189018 >Taking Yuru Yuri seriously The show doesn't even take itself seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:33:33 2015 No.14189031 >>14189024 Speaking of cryptids. http://imgur.com/f2vuFlb >YFW it's real

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:34:33 2015 No.14189036 >>14189027 I also heard that Japanese people think it tastes like medicine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:34:58 2015 No.14189039 >>14189005 I'm hoping for so many things, but a Quetzalcoatl, phoenix or baku girl are fairly high on my list.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:35:01 2015 No.14189041 b is for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:36:03 2015 No.14189042 >>14189041 Blue Oni. Or Bastet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:37:09 2015 No.14189045 >>14189041 Bird brains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:37:57 2015 No.14189047 >>14189041 benis :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:38:01 2015 No.14189048 >>14189041 Brush Bedazzling Bullshit/Bullocks Buggery Beelzeboot Beelzebub Bringing down the house Blue Oni Blasto! for the PSX Ugh... Um... Fuck. Breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:38:06 2015 No.14189050 >>14189041 Buy corn!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:40:21 2015 No.14189057 >>14189031 Is that a mutant crocodile ot something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:40:43 2015 No.14189060 >>14189041 bagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:41:35 2015 No.14189063 >>14189057 Mutant bison, actually. People're joking that a bison and crocodile got jiggy with it in the water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:42:13 2015 No.14189065 >>14189039 If turns out to be any of those, as long as it's brown skin, it's always appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:42:53 2015 No.14189068 >>14189036 It is. Medicine for the Soul

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:45:31 2015 No.14189078 The MGE is in great need of more muscle girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:46:27 2015 No.14189084 >>14189078 No! It's in need of more soft, chub girls who aren't too big, but big enough to feel cuddly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:47:27 2015 No.14189088 >>14189078 I want a white tiger variation of Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:47:54 2015 No.14189091 Orphan update when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:50:41 2015 No.14189098 >>14189018 ...isn't that A&W brand? >>14189036 >>14189068 Well, it, like Coca Cola, was originally conceived as a medicinal tonic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:50:55 2015 No.14189099 >>14189078 I just want more Minotaur stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:56:16 2015 No.14189112 >>14189099 As do I.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:08:32 2015 No.14189130 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330_p12_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are vampires so best? >tfw no vampire to bite me while cuddling

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:09:18 2015 No.14189133 I want to fuck a shy Alp while her succubus onee-san coaches her through her first time as a woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:11:27 2015 No.14189138 File: 200 KB, 1000x1000, 1440818761661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189130 Don't forget that they also have large wings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:13:26 2015 No.14189140 >>14189130 Because they're strong, classy, confident and likely kinky. they're the perfect Mistress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:15:25 2015 No.14189144 >>14188975 Nice. I now have the image of a kobold in a chef's hat and smock in my head. It's adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:20:52 2015 No.14189152 File: 685 KB, 2180x2180, 1442252862782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189144 While I do prefer their non-domesticated predecessors, I also find Kobolds to be cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:21:25 2015 No.14189153 >>14188939 >Monsters can hide in plain sight Citation needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:23:56 2015 No.14189157 >>14189153 MGE girls are capable of polymorphing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:25:03 2015 No.14189158 >>14189153 Many MGE girls can hide their monster parts to be more human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:27:51 2015 No.14189164 >>14189078 The MGE is in need of girls with heart pupils and bunnysuits.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:28:16 2015 No.14189166
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Clothed hair jobs

>The kejourou's hair went down the collar of your shirt and enveloped part of your face
>It took it's time to touch your chest and spread further, up your arms and then suddenly you could see that black hair come out of your sleeves and wrap around your hands and fingers
>The familiar feeling of your clothes against your skin was replaced with hair that feels incredible. It's a silky touch that you are unfamiliar with. Part of you wants to flee but the other part wants to feel more of this.
>You could hear giggling from behind and then the Kejourou whispered in your ear, asking if this felt good to you, stroking your own and wrapping your arms around you in a hug.
>The hair traveled downwards, past your stomach and the where the hair covered it had begun to to move around a little, seemingly at random. You'd feel the hair brush against part of your chest and then on the back of your hand. Sometimes it'd go on for a long while and sometimes it was brief but not stopped completely.
>The hair went down your legs Your underwear, surprisingly, was left alone but you have a feeling it won't be for long.
>It went down toward your feet. It managed to worm its way into your socks. It tickled you a little as it covered your feet and toes
>And you were almost entirely covered in the Kejourou silky, black hair. It stopped moving. And then whatever hair was left slipped into your underwear and thoroughly explored inside.
>As it grabbed hold of your genitalia, the Kejourou hugged you tighter and started whispering lewd things in your ear, kissing your cheek.
>The hair stroked your penis unrelentingly and slowly picked up speed until your climax.
>You felt weakness from orgasming from standing and wanted to collapse but the hair around your legs propped you up again.
>The hair around your penis didn't move for awhile. Eventually it retreated and you noticed that it felt dry now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:33:07 2015 No.14189176 >>14189153 KC's q&a and world guides.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:33:23 2015 No.14189179 File: 56 KB, 1324x214, clothed sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189166 Clothed sex is wholly underutilized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:45:16 2015 No.14189207 File: 214 KB, 700x694, 1440818262735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oh, hey Anon, what's shakin'?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:46:26 2015 No.14189211 >>14189207 Your tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:49:43 2015 No.14189228 >>14189211 >"Ahahaha... Good one!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:52:02 2015 No.14189240 >>14189207 Nothing, just gonna see my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:52:12 2015 No.14189241 >>14189207 Some Hellhound booty, apparently. Along with the whole building.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:52:47 2015 No.14189244 >>14189228 Are you gonna rape me again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:55:01 2015 No.14189250 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1438286741111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189207 Maybe she just wants to play fetch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:55:44 2015 No.14189254 >>14189207 My bed. When I invite you into it with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:58:15 2015 No.14189269 >>14189012 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:01:12 2015 No.14189280 >>14189207 That always strikes me as such a good position to be in. You get a great view.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:01:16 2015 No.14189281 >>14186208 Or, you know, the monsters actually are evil and this girl is just a survivor that wants nothing more to do with the struggle. Reminder the scarf daimon never died

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:08:28 2015 No.14189304
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Finished Part 3, starting at line 966. Personally I'd recommend the G-Doc linked at the top of the pastebin at this point, but use whatever's comfortable for you:

http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

Also, full & NSFW version of pic-related:
http://imgur.com/a/1UP3m#4

Feedback welcome as per usual. Whatever it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:11:47 2015 No.14189317 >>14189304 >Butter T image >English text instead of Moonrunes Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:14:38 2015 No.14189324 >>14189317 Moonrunes is on his pixiv/DA. Thought it'd be nicer to just TS it in English.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:15:15 2015 No.14189328 >>14189240 >"Well, here I am! Come on, lets sneak into the pool building and turn it into a sauna!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:18:48 2015 No.14189338 >>14189304 You do realize throwing down all the green for these commissions doesn't make her more likable, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:20:33 2015 No.14189342 >>14189130 Boner no, don't betray me like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:21:17 2015 No.14189346 File: 369 KB, 800x1000, Dor0Kzr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189250 She wants to play fetch all right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:21:43 2015 No.14189348 >>14189342 But it's a perfectly valid boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:22:35 2015 No.14189353 Quick question, why would a saiyan woman fall in love with a human man? I've been drawing a blank for days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:22:42 2015 No.14189356 >>14189207 Who the fuck still says what's shakin'? Dumb fucking dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:25:54 2015 No.14189362 >>14189130 >Nail Polish What a slut. Would put Garlic oil over body and carry a cross around

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:26:03 2015 No.14189363 >>14189353 He shared his meat with her. If you can feed a saiyan, you pretty much have them for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:33:35 2015 No.14189378 File: 88 KB, 888x500, awawawawa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that face when underwater ray romano sees your penis helicopter

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:37:36 2015 No.14189387 >>14189378 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:40:49 2015 No.14189397 >>14189378 penis helicopter = spincock.gif?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:41:13 2015 No.14189398 File: 1.41 MB, 1053x1500, motd harem end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14186208

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:42:07 2015 No.14189401 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, the wendigo was too slow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The most adequately heated man in the world

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:43:07 2015 No.14189406

>>14189353
Why do Saiyan men fall in love with human women?

...actually I can't think of a reason. Goku was raised as a human (If one secluded in the mountains like a hermit), and Vegeta just kind of...fell into it. Well I guess that's why they call it "Falling in love".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:50:00 2015 No.14189410 >>14189406 If anything it's because Bulma wouldn't take his shit and Goku was basically raised as a kansai prefecture hermit stooge who had no interest in women at first. Hell, at one point in Dragon Ball he didn't even know what a FEMALE was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:50:06 2015 No.14189411 File: 1.26 MB, 1280x720, 1407564085194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189406 We Saiyan girls now?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:52:16 2015 No.14189418

>>14189039
I think if we finally get a Mesoamerican grill I'll be compelled to writefaggotry her immediatly.

My pen's been motionless lately, hopefully a chance to use the small amounts of Nahuatl I know will give me the kick in the arse I need to get going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:52:20 2015 No.14189419 >>14186680 B is for Barometz when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:52:34 2015 No.14189420 File: 599 KB, 1250x1000, 1442515889034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189411

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:53:22 2015 No.14189423 File: 95 KB, 344x520, Charybdis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hawawa

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:54:54 2015 No.14189430 Now this is some pretty good stuff. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Magnifire/377168/Khepri

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:56:20 2015 No.14189436 >>14189406 Same reason human men fall in love with human women. and that logic would also apply to FS/MH relationships. It's just there's nothing a human can do to measure up to a saiyan male so there'd be nothing for saiyan females to be attracted to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:56:22 2015 No.14189438 >>14189304 >you will never have hot, steamy sex with a magma Dragon I enjoy this story so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:56:23 2015 No.14189437 >>14189418 My pen's been lacking motivation because there's literally no way to make horsepussy good when describing smut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:57:17 2015 No.14189441 >>14189430 Good to see something for gold plated lovebugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:59:03 2015 No.14189447 >>14189430 Nice. This is the artist that drew that Alice love nectar and Jack-O image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:59:08 2015 No.14189448 >>14189430 That actually is pretty good. Also nice to see art for monstergirls that need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:59:40 2015 No.14189451 >>14189411 >Bareback Battles Saiyan girls are lewd! LEWD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:00:46 2015 No.14189456 >>14189430 Oh hey! I remember this scene from The Mummy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:04:37 2015 No.14189470 File: 1006 KB, 900x1350, 1443984512216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have a Khepri or Soldier Beetle harem of reasonable size >like three girls or some shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:05:51 2015 No.14189477 >>14189470 Good, harems are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:07:05 2015 No.14189482 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, 1443129380802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] very cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:07:25 2015 No.14189483 >>14189477 >not wanting to have your own personal Khepri pit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:08:16 2015 No.14189487 >>14189430 >After failing to woo the Pharaoh. Prince Anon takes out his sexual frustrations on one of the Khepri servant girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:09:24 2015 No.14189489 >>14189483 Harems are haram.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:09:24 2015 No.14189490 >>14189477 Exactly. Note that the art of them >>14189470 >>14189430 is never harem, because even their fans know that their 'supposed' main draw is actually a liability.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:11:13 2015 No.14189501 >>14189401 >>14189482 I prefer cute and actiony shit to lewds most of the time, funnily enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:11:46 2015 No.14189505 >>14185716 >gattai

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:12:03 2015 No.14189507 >>14189456 >Kyaaa! Anon-nii can stay with us forever! https://youtu.be/ARUzoPWS4Uk?t=2m21s

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:17:07 2015 No.14189531 >>14189507 Oh fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:18:01 2015 No.14189535 File: 557 KB, 848x793, 1444180681579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189501 Me too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:18:17 2015 No.14189537 >>14189507 Capable of husbandoing a man in seconds! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLhJjmsIeDw

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:19:02 2015 No.14189543 >>14189535 Love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:19:09 2015 No.14189544 >>14189507 Imagining that but with Khepri or Soldier Beetles gave me a chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:19:38 2015 No.14189546 >>14189531 What better way to show their love for you than by crawling under your skin and eating your flesh? Captcha showing me pancakes, this must be subliminal messaging.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:20:08 2015 No.14189549

>>14189342
Just imagine it. Sitting on the bedside in your opulent manor bedroom, waiting in the darkness for her to appear.
Then the curtains slide open, revealing the balcony outside and the mountain landscape beyond. Liquid moonlight pours into the room, and you can't help but smile. She loves her dramatic entrances.
Sure enough, she appears before your eyes. Slowly, like night settling upon the world, her silver-lined silhouette descends from above, her naked form gently supported by a spell of levitation.
Long, silken hair drifts on a breeze, her wings spread wide and her eyes gleaming like red stars.
She makes her graceful landing, bare feet touching down on the balcony, and makes you watch as she sways her hips with every step.
Just imagine her pushing you back onto that bed, stripping you bare and plantin kisses up the centerline of your body. Over your abdomen, your chest, neck, and all the way to your mouth, liplocking you firmly and tenderly. When she breaks the kiss, you see her elegant, pale face break out into a warm smile, her bewitching eyes all but sparkling.
Just imagine her cupping one side of your neck with a hand, while she puts her mouth against the skin on the other.
She'd lick and kiss, warming you with her saliva, before she presses her fangs against the artery. Her magic takes hold right as she pierces the skin, keeping you from slipping entirely into darkness. Instead, you feel just warmth as she slowly drinks and sucks at your life essence. It's impossible to keep your hands off as she gives herself to you, drinking from you. You just have to stroke her hair, caress her smooth back, make her feel safe as she falls into her bloodsucking trance. You're like a drug to her, something she just wants to full herself up with, and you feel her grow wet between the legs as she lets the feeding pleasure overcome her.

Yeah, having a vampire waifu would be pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:20:23 2015 No.14189550 >>14189531 What? Don't you want them all to drag you to the deepest, darkest pit in their lair and cuddle you on the couch of a surprisingly modern dormitory they've set up using their wages? They even have cable and a pool table!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:21:00 2015 No.14189551 >>14189546 >Captcha showing me pancakes, this must be subliminal messaging. Pancakes = Flat. You're going to get swarmed by loli soldier bettles and khepri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:21:32 2015 No.14189553 >>14189549 Fuck off Ovaries

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:23:00 2015 No.14189558 >>14189550 wait a sec are u trying to rape me again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:23:25 2015 No.14189559 >>14189553 Sorry, I'm not Ovaries. But that's not the first time I've been calle that when posting anonymously. Is my writing style really that similar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:24:42 2015 No.14189562 >>14189559 if it types like a twat and it posts like a twat it's probably a twat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:24:51 2015 No.14189564 File: 73 KB, 444x627, TouchIt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189482 When they are that cute it is hard not to touch them

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:25:38 2015 No.14189566 File: 926 KB, 1198x1860, 1416006216164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189549 Oh my. But I can't help but wonder where the blood goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:26:24 2015 No.14189568 >>14189558 Only if you don't give them all a sufficient number of headpats before the next full moon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:28:43 2015 No.14189576 >>14189566 They can't all go there, none of her dresses would fit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:29:14 2015 No.14189579 >>14189566 >"Ara ara~ such a strong, lively taste... Perhaps a bit more age would bring out more flavor..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:29:48 2015 No.14189582 >>14189551 Keikaku doori

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:31:27 2015 No.14189586 File: 54 KB, 290x294, 1000_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what are the threads thoughts on aggressive cunnilingus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:33:02 2015 No.14189595 >>14189566 Straight to her fat pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:33:30 2015 No.14189598 >>14189586 Wonderful. Especially if done on an Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:33:35 2015 No.14189600 >>14189551 >>14189582 I thought it just wanted me to eat pancakes. Maybe I'm actually one of those dense MCs but I'm too dense to notice it. A fate worse than hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:33:59 2015 No.14189602 >>14189562 No, I'm a person. Not a sentient set of female genitals either he ability to type. But thank you for your insightful remark.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:34:23 2015 No.14189609 >>14189595 >Vampire with extremely plump vulva. I want to put her in a string bikini

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:34:26 2015 No.14189610 >>14189553 That's clearly Trachyon, not Shoggocks. I would know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:36:00 2015 No.14189622 File: 289 KB, 761x1000, 1427514210611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189566 >Heavy-chested Vampire Duchesses/Baronesses. I-I need an adult!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:36:54 2015 No.14189627 >>14189602 *with the I should read what I type.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:37:08 2015 No.14189629 >>14187623 I want to purge shoggothw with a kiki army.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:37:08 2015 No.14189630 >>14189622 I don't think she's had enough blood yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:37:20 2015 No.14189632 >>14189622 She is an adult

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:38:05 2015 No.14189636 File: 636 KB, 777x1100, 1441471805094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189622 >She is an adult

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:38:42 2015 No.14189637 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 1437411715779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189622 I'm starting to see a correlation here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:38:49 2015 No.14189638 >>14189630 She can't help it, when the blood of the young men of the village she rules over has such an exquisite aroma.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:39:44 2015 No.14189642
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>>14189549
>>14189566
>a Vampire will never materialize right from under your blankets
>she will never wrap you up in a wing burrito and let you rest your head on her heavy breasts while she gives you a handjob

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:41:15 2015 No.14189649 >>14189609 That she's terribly embarrassed about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:41:20 2015 No.14189650 >>14189642 Good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:41:28 2015 No.14189652 >>14189637 Kloah better not let those Vampire designs go to waste. Seriously, nigga needs to make an hmanga involving his busty Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:42:00 2015 No.14189654 File: 155 KB, 1080x1920, Dayumpir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189642 Not if her Dhampir daughter, full of mother issues and fire, has anything to say about it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZZ3o7lXvo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:42:41 2015 No.14189656 >>14189610 >Still using that name BRIDGE OFF A JUMP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:42:57 2015 No.14189658 >>14189654 What If I want to be molested by the vampire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:43:09 2015 No.14189659 >>14189642 >You will never get a tender, slow night-long handjob from a sneaky vampire who wants a little brother to keep her company.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:43:20 2015 No.14189660

>>14188017
>Amazoness, mandragora, goblin
Make amazon a loli because. Mandragora is head maid since she's the most temperate of the three, as well as the chef, just have to make sure she doesn't try to make me a filthy vegan. Goblin does yard work along with amazon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:43:48 2015 No.14189662 >>14189637 She's taken that boy's cherry!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:43:50 2015 No.14189663 >>14189654 It's not even funny how Dhamipr are so much better than Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:43:55 2015 No.14189664 >>14189650 Donald Trump pls. I know how you feel about burritos, but vampires are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:44:05 2015 No.14189665 File: 133 KB, 1000x1000, 1402971237592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189654 MILFpires a shit. Cakepires are superior. >>14189659 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:45:12 2015 No.14189668 >>14189663 That's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:46:20 2015 No.14189670 File: 330 KB, 900x900, 1395112064180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14188205 >either of those

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:47:05 2015 No.14189673 >>14189638 Well, perhaps I should arrange a private feast for her made from all the finest vintages from town. With me as dessert afterwards >>14189649 Well, it'll just be to show off to all those townsfolk what they're missing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:47:12 2015 No.14189674 >>14189668 No It's absolutely true, Vampires are fucking garbage compared to a Dhampir. A Dhampir that hasn't tasted a drop of blood to be precise.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:48:09 2015 No.14189678

>>14189642
>You will never be watched by her while you sleep
>She will never whisper magic imbued words into your dreams, so that you sleep peacefully
>You will never wake up in the morning, and catch her literally red-handed in the act of feeding upon you, so she can secretly improve her curves

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:48:44 2015 No.14189681 >>14188384 >>14188458 >that trio 3DPD meme can go eat it, I would wreck them swear to God. I don't even like anubi but that cosplayer was definitely the hottest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:49:59 2015 No.14189688 >>14189678 I'd let her finish up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:51:00 2015 No.14189692 >>14189430 Good shit. Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:51:04 2015 No.14189693 >>14189673 >"Ah yes, the Smith's apprentice... Mmm that's quite a bit of iron, strong and bold~" >"Bring the Priest's son next, I'm feeling adventurous..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:52:02 2015 No.14189694 >>14189681 >meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:53:15 2015 No.14189698 File: 1.65 MB, 200x150, laugh3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189681 >mfw remembering the 'other' Anubis cosplayer

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:53:46 2015 No.14189701 >>14189693 Indeed, I'd give her all the blood she wanted, until she's drunk her fill.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:53:55 2015 No.14189702

>>14189673
>Walk a vampire through town in little to no clothing under threat of taking away your tasty blood if she doesn't listen
>She begins associating it with feeding
>Every time she gets hungry she wants you to take her out and show her off
>She begins going out without you and doing it on her own
>You walk outside one night to see her spreading herself in the middle of the town masturbating loudly
>Multiple people come by the following day asking you to keep it down
>Merchants start selling tinctures to wives in the town claiming it'll 'plump them up'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:54:51 2015 No.14189704 >>14189698 I couldn't tell if that was an ugly fat dude or fat chick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:56:16 2015 No.14189709 >>14189701 Good, as one of her subjects this is to be expected. Your devotion to her will not go unrewarded~

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:57:07 2015 No.14189712 File: 174 KB, 600x502, 1437924956993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189610 Can you die Stalker-kun

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:57:12 2015 No.14189713 [SPOILER]

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>>14189694
Yes, meme. We have married guys, divorced guys, guys with kids, and completely normal people. Pretending we're all neckbeard fedoras is well and good for a laugh, but that's all it is.

>but what about us actual basement dwelling kissless handholdless virgins with pure virginal waifus?

No one cares. That's why you're alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:57:53 2015 No.14189716 I would rather kill myself than be forcibly married to a monster girl I didn't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:58:23 2015 No.14189719 >>14189698 I just ate you bastard. >>14189704 It was a dude well on in years. That's what makes it tragic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:58:51 2015 No.14189722 >>14189712 Niet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:58:55 2015 No.14189723 >>14189681 I do like Anubi, a lot, but personally I thought the Minotaur was the best looking out of the three. Anubis was certainly passable though. >>14189698 You shut your mouth.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:59:35 2015 No.14189724

>>14189674
Vampires
>Sexy and classy
>Powerful
>Perfect bodies
>Know what men want. and aren't afraid to take it
>Drinking blood is the ultimate form of intimacy
>That Ohohohohoho laugh

Dhampirs
>Have so many mommy issues
>Electra Complexes as well, want to steal their dad away from their wife.
>Butt in when they're not wanted because they only accept their version of how relationships will work.
>Acts just like just a human girl
>Stupid hat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:59:50 2015 No.14189726 >>14189702 Sounds lovely, I wouldn't mind an exhibitionist vampire and her puffy vulva. >>14189709 ANything for my mistress, even should it be helping her buy a new bra to support her breasts after an overly decadent night of feeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:00:18 2015 No.14189728 >>14189483 >personal khepri pit YOU. ARE. MY NIGGEST OF NIGGAS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:01:08 2015 No.14189730 >>14189724 At least Dhampirs don't treat you like trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:01:20 2015 No.14189731 >>14189722 Just do it. Die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:01:54 2015 No.14189732 >>14189730 Vampires don't do that either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:02:32 2015 No.14189735 >Letting your vamp drink the blood of other men >Letting the Grand Countess slut herself around in the park before peasants Shiggy fucking diggy. Shit husbands everywhere.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:03:51 2015 No.14189737

>>14189730
>It varies on an individual basis, but a lot of them change their attitudes completely after accepting a man as their husband, becoming like a totally different person. There are some who start to dote on their men, and fewer of them would control their lust after feeding.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:04:44 2015 No.14189738

>>14189724
Dhampirs
>vampires fear them
>no weakness to sunlight bitch!
>perfecter bodies
>closest [sychologically to humnas, will not trample all over you with "superior monster" bullshit
>prime for daughter dicking
>will help you mindbreak vampires and possibly other cunt monsters
>not haram, could live peacefully in a human settlement
>sick swordfighting skills, none of that claw bullshit that makes vampires look like queers
>dat ass

Eat it nosferatu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:05:20 2015 No.14189740 >>14189735 >Thinking you can control a Vampire's whims heh heh heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:05:43 2015 No.14189741 File: 121 KB, 510x643, 1443850028329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189731 Niet. >>14189735 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:06:29 2015 No.14189743 File: 314 KB, 439x669, 1443132700030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189741 Yes

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:07:31 2015 No.14189747

>>14189732
This shit again...

>They are full of pride, considering themselves to be nobility while looking down upon humans as lesser beings.

>Due to the pleasure and narcotic effect of sucking blood, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned, copulation with a human being is a filthy act, so most vampires will probably try to control their lust.
>filthy act

>>14189737
>Men whom they are fond of are taken away to their homes and kept as both servants and food sources, being forced to take care of the vampire herself. On the surface, they are treated as servants, but these captured men are also husband-candidates. Men who live as their servants are infused with magical power every time they feed, eventually transforming into “incubi.” Men who have become incubi are regarded as nobility, the same as themselves, and thus they become treated as husbands.

You aren't worth shit until you become an incubus, stop shilling vampires as human lovers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:07:31 2015 No.14189748 >>14189738 Shut the fuck up Hawkings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:07:44 2015 No.14189749 >>14189740 What are you, a fucking butler?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:08:16 2015 No.14189750 File: 226 KB, 800x538, 1436210026275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no slightly yandere Vampire onee-chan to raise you in her comfy Undead Kingdom abode

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:09:34 2015 No.14189751

>>14189747
Y'know it's improbably that ALL Vampires are Blood-Farm-Harem owning Mistresses who lord over small towns from their mighty castles.

If guys want their special snowflake, childhood friend, slightly stalker-ish, human-loving vamp waifu, who're you to say "No"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:09:42 2015 No.14189753 >>14189748 Truth hurts Reed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:09:46 2015 No.14189754 File: 70 KB, 829x663, 1393789943655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189747 >BUT IT'S NOT CANON

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:09:50 2015 No.14189755

>>14189738
>Only because they don't mind their own fucking business
>There's no sun in the undead realms anyway
>Just wrong
>Vampires know they're on a different level then humans, but love you anyway
>A dick in the daughter is a dick not in the wife
>Mindbreak is shit.
>I'd rather live in a sweetass castle
>They fight with rapiers, which were invented to keep homosexuals away from the battlefield
>It's ok.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:10:35 2015 No.14189758

>>14189713
>That's why you're alone.
I'm alone because my second to last girlfriend completely destroyed my self confidence when she ended our relationship by telling me that "no woman wants to be seen with a cripple" after I hurt my leg and needed a cane for a while, and then once I started to get some confidence back and found a new girlfriend, she did almost the same thing after I lost my job and the leg injury resurfaced. It ruined me and my life went to shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:10:50 2015 No.14189759 >>14189751 They want to headcanon fine, don't fucking lie though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:11:00 2015 No.14189760 >>14189716 Well if you kill yourself after being kidnapped by a MG you can leave her with the feeling that you'd rather be dead than be with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:11:07 2015 No.14189761 >>14189747 >>Filthy Act >>MOST will PROBABLY TRY to control their lust >Implying plenty of MGs, vampires among them, wouldn't get off to "Dirty Acts"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:11:31 2015 No.14189762 File: 28 KB, 350x335, 1438304268907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189755 >They fight with rapiers, which were invented to keep homosexuals away from the battlefield

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:12:14 2015 No.14189765 >>14189760 That's the point anon.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:12:45 2015 No.14189767

>>14189750
>onee-chan to raise you in her comfy Undead Kingdom abode
This is all I ever wanted. It can be anything. It can be a zombie girl who decided she wanted to take me back to the crypt-slums surrounding the city to keep me close and safe. A Jiangshi in the trade quarters who owns a small alchemy lab, whose greatest inventions always involve things like my blood or cum, and so she insists she'll never sell it to any one else, an undead arachne tailor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:12:45 2015 No.14189768 >>14189758 Poor bastard. I remember you.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:12:52 2015 No.14189769

>>14189759
It's not really a matter of headcanon...if they were saying that ALL vampires are human-lovers deep down, that'd be headcanon.

But just like, saying the rare one who took notice of them in their own fantasy is, that's not really a matter of "Headcanon".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:14:59 2015 No.14189773 File: 820 KB, 1204x856, awooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189754

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:15:01 2015 No.14189774

>>14189755
>because vampires a shit and dhampirs are superiorr in everyway, it's biology
>they still posses the ability to steal a vampire's strength so no sun doesn't mean jack
>prove it
>no they don't, they love incubi
>not dicking both, being low test
>all monster do it anyway
>implying I can't take your shit with a dhampir at my side
>source? Cheeky bugger
>it's great

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:16:09 2015 No.14189776 >>14189769 Anon go be offended for other people somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:16:28 2015 No.14189778 File: 326 KB, 640x675, 1444184188563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pssst hey Anon... All canon is headcanon. Now stop being a fucking idiot.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:17:08 2015 No.14189779
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>>14189759
>don't fucking lie though
>Stereotyping entire species based on a description
>Implying deviances can't occur

I bet you thing black people are stupid, jews are money-fetishists, and mexicans all lazy fucks too. You wouldn't be wrong.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:17:32 2015 No.14189780
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>>14189767
Undead Kingdoms sound like the raddest places ever.

I like to imagine that they have artificial sun domes to accommodate their mortal visitors, and maybe Dhampirs/Vampires that want to catch a quick tan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:18:10 2015 No.14189783 >>14189779 >thing every fucking time I try to write 'think' this shit happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:18:11 2015 No.14189784 >>14189758 >There are still people on this japanese website who think 3DPD is a meme.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:18:28 2015 No.14189786

>>14189761
It's the thought of it being bad, humans are thrash to them, it's plain as say they hold them in contempt and will accept them once they're no longer human, so spare me the human loving vamp bs.

>but incubi are human!

Sure KC, whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:19:10 2015 No.14189788 File: 341 KB, 850x832, 1443496443273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:20:15 2015 No.14189791 >>14189758 The only thing I can offer you is thisgit gud, live gud and rub it in everyone's faces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:20:23 2015 No.14189794 >>14189788 >that cleavage window How I'd love to palm and knead those perfectly shaped breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:20:35 2015 No.14189795 >>14189780 Are you kidding me? A place where it's all night all the time sounds great You could probably make a killing if you manage to make power via Lunar Panels

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:20:38 2015 No.14189797 >>14189786 >People (Or vampires) never do things that are "Bad" Well okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:22:27 2015 No.14189802 >>14189797 >yeah that's totally what he said

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:22:52 2015 No.14189804 >>14189788 I do!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:23:36 2015 No.14189807 File: 1.49 MB, 857x3600, hardcorehandholding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189788 Just no interlocking fingers, and you have to wear protection! I don't want to get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:24:07 2015 No.14189810 >>14189788 I want to tie pink ribbons to her horns. I want to dress up monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:24:13 2015 No.14189811 >>14189788 Well I wouldn't really call myself a degenerate More of a pervert, to a degree

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:25:13 2015 No.14189813 >>14189810 Are you /fa/shion-anon? We used to have someone who did that sort of thing.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:25:20 2015 No.14189814

>>14189774
Vampires just want to be left alone. How would you like it if you were dicking the maid someone barged into your house and forced you to follow all her orders?

So they win because of their powers. Doesn't make them right.

Just look with your eyes, vampires have 10/10 bodies.

Inucbi are humans with bigger dicks and more sex drive.

I'd rather stay with my wife then ignore her for a younger girl.

Only to make you love them more, it's never stated how much they change your personality. Even if they did, that excuse is bullshit.

Or get kicked out for causing a ruckus.

They were made by the Spanish, close enough.

Fine. I guess you can have this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:25:50 2015 No.14189816 File: 362 KB, 450x600, 1423542311629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14189811 We're all perverts here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:26:25 2015 No.14189818 >>14189807 Best ghost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:26:31 2015 No.14189819 File: 741 KB, 1440x900, 16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I cut off everyone's hands, will this stupid meme die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:28:54 2015 No.14189829 How would one go about sniffing a maus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:30:26 2015 No.14189839 >>14189819 What meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:31:10 2015 No.14189842 >>14189814 I want to protect myself by drinking lots of mino and holst milk until my very blood carries its powers! I'd like to see her try to drink it then!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:32:01 2015 No.14189845 >>14189819 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:32:22 2015 No.14189849 >>14189842 Poor naive anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:32:25 2015 No.14189851 >>14189780 My perfect undead kingdom is pretty similar to Yharnam at night. Just on a cliff by the sea

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:32:29 2015 No.14189852

>>14189814
>telling lies and being a slaver enabler
>might makes right faggot, pretty much what allowed the DL to get so far
>ass so flat they hide it with their cape wings and are tsundere which makes them lower than NTR itself
>still not wholly human, she doesn't love you for you because you are "lower" that her and will treat you like a husband when you "ascend" and not before
>he can't do both, sad
>read the guide faggot
>kicked out with no powers, hue
>no comment

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:33:28 2015 No.14189856 >>14189637 >>14189662 It's a shame that actual cherries aren't nearly as good as candied cherries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:33:36 2015 No.14189857 >>14189845 For them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:33:48 2015 No.14189859 >>14188499 >since I saw Outlaw Star Muh niggah.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:34:35 2015 No.14189864

>MFW try to think up of stupid ideas for stories
>MFW one was a Lilim or other high level Demon using sex magic to restore a cut Paladin before doing every dirty thing possible to him
>MFW circumcision probably exists in The Order because sin isn't meant to be pleasurable in the Chief God's eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:35:06 2015 No.14189867 >>14189819 You're a big guy? >>14189842 That is exactly what they want you fool!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:35:19 2015 No.14189868 >>14189851 >Yharnam at night 5,000 words that mean NO.jpg >>14189813 No, just a nigga that likes clothed sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:36:14 2015 No.14189873 I want to drink myself to death in a bar full of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:36:41 2015 No.14189874 >>14189852 I just want to be a butler who gets molested by a dominant vampire without some smug self-righteous bitch fucking everything up.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:37:12 2015 No.14189876

>>14189849
Hey, if she wants to ruin her lithe body by drinking from me until she has tits that rival a holst and a body that looks like an oni than she can feel free.
I just hope she's ready for the other vampires to snigger behind her back that she looks too 'rough' now.

>>14189867
Please, she could never keep me for long!
Eventually she'd give up for the above reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:37:32 2015 No.14189879 >>14189873 Go home Nick, the world needs you still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:38:15 2015 No.14189882 >>14189873 >wisp-chan giggling in the corner >all-acording-to-keikaku.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:39:23 2015 No.14189884 >>14188499 >>14189859 >in high school Fuck, I was in Kindergarten when that shit came out. I'm old. I mean, not as old as you, but damn.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:40:01 2015 No.14189885

>>14189868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0

>You will never be a Hunter in the midnight of Yharnham
>You will never kill, and kill, and kill!
>You will never realize that your hunting were the fractures of a fragile mind being forced to comprehend things that would drive even Gods insane
>You will never wind up inside the Dream
>In your wheelchair, tended to by your Living Doll
>Her putting her head in your lap and listening to your tails of werewolves and cosmic horrors
>As you smile, a small tear flowing down weathered cheeks
>A Hunter must Hunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:40:20 2015 No.14189887 >>14189882 >tl note: keikaku means rape/mindbreak

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:40:29 2015 No.14189888 >>14189874 >smug That's your cunt wife. You WANT to be a slave, eh, I won't stop you. You want to gull others into being slaves I will fuck your shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:41:49 2015 No.14189894 >>14189879 No world needs me anon.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:43:32 2015 No.14189898

>>14189780
I liked what that one Anon described a while back.

Seaside, castle on a cliff overlooking the ocean, with that cliff lined with the windows of various laboratories. And then as the land descends away from the clifftop castle, there are sorting tiers of the kingdom.

All sounded quite nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:44:22 2015 No.14189900 >tfw no cuddly, busty grizzly to spend the upcoming winter with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:44:32 2015 No.14189902 >>14189885 What's your favorite area? Mine's the Forbidden Woods. >this track >a broken man, pawn to forces so great, ancient and hungry they ruin the minds of all they touch Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:45:38 2015 No.14189906 >>14189900 Wouldn't she be putting on weight so she can last through hibernation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:46:22 2015 No.14189908 >>14189902 Cainhurst. Fucking Martyr Logarius as a boss was spectacularly executed with how his body is rigid and weary at first until he takes more and more steps, regaining his former strength.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:46:40 2015 No.14189910 >>14189888 Where are you pulling all this nonsense from? If a vampire wants to V the butler, then you should respect her choices, just like humans D the maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:47:24 2015 No.14189912 >>14189898 I like to think there are Undead Kingdoms that are structured similar to Yharnam and Mikado from SMTIV, except they're larger and generally more varied. Then again, not every Undead Kingdom is alike.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:48:09 2015 No.14189914 >>14189819 My liege, have you returned to make these threads great again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:48:14 2015 No.14189915 >>14189900 Bears? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:48:27 2015 No.14189917 >>14189910 Oh shut up already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:51:11 2015 No.14189922 >>14189902 I think my favorite area is probably...Yharnham. Like, all of it. From the Upper Cathedral Ward down to the depths of the Lost City, it's all marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:52:50 2015 No.14189925 >>14189908 Hate that asshole and his sword rain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:53:10 2015 No.14189927 >>14189876 >Tall, busty vampire with killer abs, a tight behind, and the muscles of a body builder. I want this badly. Especially because I want to princess carry her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:54:18 2015 No.14189930 >>14189917 Not until you stop being a jerk to vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:55:27 2015 No.14189934 >>14189930 Not until you stop telling lies painting in a favorable light because you like them.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:56:16 2015 No.14189935

>>14189885
>You'll never save Eileen
>You'll never Catch her just before the Grand Cathedral
>You'll never tell her to stand down, and head to the Chapel, to wait for you
>You'll never return, bloodied to see her in just a pair of pants and a loose fitting white shirt
>She'll never decide to give up the hunt, hang up her weapons and instead wait for you in what little safety there is to be had in Yharnam
>You'll never go one rooftop dates at night, far above the screaming monstrosities below
>She'll never be your beacon of sanity as the world unravels
>You'll never run eachother through as she turns insane and tries to kill you
>She'll never weep as the two of you embrace, dying
>She'll never give you a light kiss and say it was a beautiful dream before the life fades from her eyes
>You'll never follow soon after, her warm embrace the last thing you feel in this mortal coil.
Why even hunt? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:57:17 2015 No.14189941 >>14189922 They do good work designing and interconnecting the areas of the world. Except in 2 but nobody's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:58:34 2015 No.14189946 >>14189935 >you will never wake up alone, the dream refusing to let you go Suffer more.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:02:16 2015 No.14189955

>>14189941
2 was hilarious. They tried to do the whole "Interlinked World" bit, but areas looked entirely different when viewed from a distance, and the sections used to travel between them were completely disproportional. Hopefully 3 will take from Bloodborne's example as far as a return to form in world design.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:03:04 2015 No.14189958 >>14189934 Not until you stop doing the oppiste

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:04:06 2015 No.14189964

>>14189946
>You'll never do it all, kill martyrs, queens and abominations alike, you'll never become an Old One yourself
>You'll never wake up right where you started
>You'll never rush to Eileen, and surprise the fuck out of her, making her wonder if she should just kill this raving stranger professing his love for her
>You'll never do it all again, the hunts, the dates, the tender caresses, the hushed words that make her giggle like a girl again
>You'll never see the sanity leave her, helpless to stop it
>You'll never relive the same nightmare
>You'll never do it all, kill martyrs, queens and abominations alike, you'll never become an Old One yourself
>You'll never wake up right where you started
>You'll never rush to Eileen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:13:15 2015 No.14189980 >>14189964 God damn it hurts. http://imgur.com/F7KDhio

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:16:35 2015 No.14189984 >>14189980 >All this power at your beck and call >Still have to watch the woman you love descend into madness time and time again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:18:50 2015 No.14189988 >>14189984 [ROAR]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:21:31 2015 No.14189992 >>14189980 >That Swarm Host on the bottom left Hello Trypophobia, my old friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:21:39 2015 No.14189993 >>14189207 How would she react to me kissing her nose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:23:37 2015 No.14189995 >>14189993 >Showing the Hellhound who clearly has an interest in you some affection You know exactly how she would react. Brace your lower half.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:25:48 2015 No.14189998 >You will never have a monster girl sister draw and send you lewds to cum on for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:28:41 2015 No.14190002 >>14189995 >Brace your lower half. Hellhounds are gentle doms, he'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:31:33 2015 No.14190006 >>14189998 >"Hey anon, I need help with this drawing. Could you come into my room?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:33:23 2015 No.14190011 >>14189995 How would she react to me ruffling her hair afterwards and telling her how much I love her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:34:53 2015 No.14190015 >>14190006 "What do you need help drawing?" >"The moment of insemination" "What?" >"Lose the pants, I already have the camera set up"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:38:43 2015 No.14190020 File: 18 KB, 1762x111, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Monstergirls furry? or just fur bait?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:42:08 2015 No.14190027 File: 118 KB, 1069x467, 1437343966872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190020 It's a good thing 8gag contains these sorts of people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:45:22 2015 No.14190033 >>14190027 That middle one looks adorable.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:45:48 2015 No.14190035

>>14190002

>After capturing a man they're into, they keep him within reach so they can violate him whenever the urge arises. If they feel like having sex, they'll pin a man down right then and there and have sex with him, and if they feel like getting pregnant, they'll violate him so much his semen will be milked dry. The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it.
>extremely rough and wild
>gentle doms

Stop talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:47:09 2015 No.14190038 >>14190035 I think "Excited Doms" would be a better way to describe them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:01:35 2015 No.14190059 What dis say? >inb4 GT shit 手元に「堕落の花嫁達」（堕落の乙女達を元にしたアンソロ小説本、ショップには在庫無）の在庫がいくらかあるのですが、個人通販って需要あるんでしょうか？　分厚くて重いせいでイベントに持っていくのが辛いもので…ｗ

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:03:28 2015 No.14190065

>>14190059
>手元に「堕落の花嫁達」（堕落の乙女達を元にしたアンソロ小説本、ショップには在庫無）の在庫がいくらかあるのですが、個人通販って需要あるんでしょうか？　分厚くて重いせいでイベントに持っていくのが辛いもので…ｗ
( Ansoro fiction book based on a corruption of the maidens , the shop inventory -free ) " corruption of the bride who " at hand , but is there some in stock , what do some demand What personal mail order ? The thick and heavy due to those it is painful to take it to the event in to ... w

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:08:05 2015 No.14190069 >>14190065 >Mail-Ordered Monster Girl Brides Not quite sure what to think about this...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:08:36 2015 No.14190070 >>14190069 He's talking about the book, Fallen Brides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:09:26 2015 No.14190072 >>14190070 I figured as much. Just a random idea that popped into my head while reading it out, that's all.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:10:34 2015 No.14190074

>>14190069
It not rocket science
> fiction book based on a corruption of the maidens
> the shop inventory
>what do some demand What personal mail order ?
>The thick and heavy due to those it is painful to take it to the event in to ... w

He wants to know who wants to mail order some of his stock because the books are heavy as fuck and he doesn't want to lug them to whatever event he's selling them at. (lol).

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:16:01 2015 No.14190081 >>14190069 Well, I've got a few girls lined up if you want one! Everything from chubby, haughty pharoahs to tanned goblins with fine fannies and some lickable abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:26:07 2015 No.14190091 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, it'll give the new ignisis the wrong idea and lead them down a road of delinquency!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:27:11 2015 No.14190093 >>14190091 >Ignisis Ignisi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:28:13 2015 No.14190095 File: 660 KB, 698x840, 1444192093436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190091

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:30:23 2015 No.14190097 >>14190093 Yes. >>14190095 A face I can trust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:32:04 2015 No.14190099 File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1439268031122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMs8Cu8PNKM Are you guys ready for Lamia rape from above?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:33:24 2015 No.14190101 >>14190099 I would never leave my house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:34:17 2015 No.14190102 >>14190101 People do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:36:13 2015 No.14190106 >>14190102 Of course. How else would one go about being "raped" by a flying lamia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:36:47 2015 No.14190107 >>14190102 Yeah anon, why the fuck would I not leave my house? I live in a beautiful area where the only real danger is crazy people with hatchets that like to hack at phone polls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:39:27 2015 No.14190110 >>14190106 Very carefully >>14190107 Fuck trees and tree related objects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:40:52 2015 No.14190115 >>14190110 I don't want to fuck trees.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:42:09 2015 No.14190118 >>14190115 More alraune for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:42:43 2015 No.14190119 >>14190118 Good for you, plant girls are gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:44:06 2015 No.14190124 >>14190115 Violently anon, take the axe to them before they can become the coffee table or door frame that rapes your pinky toe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:44:24 2015 No.14190125 I want to cast a city-wide spell that makes every monstergirl orgasm at once, then follow it up with a gargoyle's curse, so they're trapped in their own petrified bodies, experiencing constant pleasure until the sun rises.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:44:54 2015 No.14190126 >>14190124 >Stubbing your toe >Ever What a fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:45:02 2015 No.14190127 >You'll never fuck a tentacle girl while she uses her tentacles to DP herself

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:46:04 2015 No.14190130 >>14190124 But wait. Someone has to take an ax to them before they can become a table for you to stub your toe on. THIS WAS PART OF THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG!

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:46:25 2015 No.14190131
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>>14189788

>Sex Demon raised and educated to embrace the profane has an extreme fetish for tender romantic gestures and platonic but heartfelt social interactions

My exact fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:46:57 2015 No.14190133 I want to do guro things to a Wight

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:48:23 2015 No.14190136 >>14190133 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:49:54 2015 No.14190139 >>14190133 ...How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:50:20 2015 No.14190140 File: 12 KB, 1436x187, 1444193420858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190133 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:50:49 2015 No.14190142 >>14190133 guross

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:53:17 2015 No.14190145 File: 78 KB, 1510x449, succumom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never purify a Succubus by impregnating her and awakening her maternal instincts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:54:56 2015 No.14190147 >>14190145 >Implying she wouldn't abandon you with the kid and go slut it up the moment she could. Never trust a monster girl, especially a Succubus.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:56:16 2015 No.14190149

Ok Anon,

It's been few happy years of marriage and you've had a few kids (Three) and you're in the middle of your lunch break when you get a text from your eldest daughter telling you that "Mom's gone weird dad, see her when you can."

Upon your arrival home you find your daughters on the couch and a younger girl who looks strangely like them.

It seems your wife's going through a midlife crisis and she's decided to give one of those loli potions a try.

She's short, bubbly, and is calling you oniichan.

Do you let her stay that way or just tolerate it until she gets out of it.
Or do you try and do a tweak or two to get her into the late teens or pay the oppai Sabbath a visit?

For those of you who can't pick a waifu, like me, feel free to roll.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:56:45 2015 No.14190154 >>14190147 Humie lover please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:56:50 2015 No.14190156 test

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:58:11 2015 No.14190158 >>14190147 I know who is behind this post: some faggot, probably fujoshit-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:58:20 2015 No.14190159 >>14190149 >She's short, bubbly, and is calling you oniichan. But she already does that...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:58:29 2015 No.14190160 File: 2 KB, 310x310, 1439368604868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190147 Oh, you're back again. No need to shitpost about monstergirls that analpain you for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:58:40 2015 No.14190161 >>14190149 I convince her to cut it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:58:45 2015 No.14190162 >>14190149 I'm going to bop that Mantis on the head until she snaps out of it and goes back to being normal. If everything fails she can except the divorce papers by the end of the month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:59:14 2015 No.14190164 >>14190156 I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:00:29 2015 No.14190167 File: 51 KB, 800x620, AlsoAppliesToFlyingUshis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190099 >>14190101 Well, it could be worse.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:00:39 2015 No.14190169

>>14190159
Then she decided to give being a mature woman for a change, hips, breasts, and serious nature.

>>14190161
What is she?

>>14190162
Are you ready for her to pout at you a little bit with tears in her eyes before heading to bed?
She goes back to normal the next day but she's a little sad looking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:02:09 2015 No.14190173 >>14190169 Crow Tengu. You would think she would have more sense then this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:02:14 2015 No.14190174 >>14190149 cut to a scene of me stuffing wonderland cake down a dragon's mouth shouting "This is not why I married you!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:02:53 2015 No.14190176 >>14190169 I'm totally ready, it's her fault for doing something so extreme for no reason like that. For fucks sake, she's an adult and should act like one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:04:22 2015 No.14190177 >>14190158 Reminder that he and yuricuck are still out there, watching these threads and always trying to push their gayness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:05:03 2015 No.14190179 >>14190149 >Loli Oomukade I'd love to see her cling to my arm like a living tendril

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:06:04 2015 No.14190181 >>14190167 Right? At least it's not land sharks. Or worse yet, FLYING sharks.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:06:25 2015 No.14190182

>>14190173
Hey, some of her books said that guys like tis sort of thing.
All your daughters, even the youngest at 12, are glad you did. She was interrupting their studying.

>>14190174
Expect her to struggle before revenge bedding you for manhandling a "Cute, innocent girl like me!"

You have a fourth daughter on the way.

>>14190176
Hey, wants to feel young!

Did you know that her old sneaking suit doesn't fit on her bigger rear now a days and that she found a gray hair?

>>14190179
Get ready for her to wrap it up and rub her cheeks on it while giggling.

The youngest daughter may take the other limb to fight this new rival.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:09:41 2015 No.14190185 >>14190182 Everyone gets old, it's natural. Not to mention I would find her rear very nice to look at. If she really wanted to feel younger she should have gotten a weaker potion, she should know lolis aren't my thing.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:09:42 2015 No.14190186

>>14190133
I want to heal a lich who's been hurt in battle, to the point that her guts are about to spill out, and a whole side of her body has been horribly maimed beyond human recognition.
I'd look her in both eyes, even the bloodshot one dislodged from its socket, and tell her that there's nothing in this universe that could make her look anything except beautiful to me.
I'd kiss the half of her lips not flayed from her mouth, and hold her skeletal, ribbon-shredded hand right between my own.
Just to drive my point home, I'd caress and love every part of her body with equal affection. From her thick, fluffy hair, to her raw scalp and exposed skull. From her undamaged, soft and perky breast on her right, to her ribs and the magical heart behind them. From the smooth, perfectly pallid skin left in her stomach, to the raw shreds of muscle on her left abdomen. Even to what remains of her sex, slipping myself inside it and fucking her as lovingly as tenderly as I always would have.
I'd fill her up with my life energy over and over, repairing and knitting her body back together, giving as much of my own soul as it takes to make her feel comfortable again.
I'd give so much semen to her, she'll have enough magic to repair her body with interest. And after her perfect, immaculate body is whole, I'd go crazy loving it all over again.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:10:49 2015 No.14190190

>>14190149
Cute, and if that's what she wants to do, fine...but I'd like it if she at least cut it out with the kiddy-personality act at some point or another. Well, I'm sure she'd get bored with that after a time at least.

If she chooses to remain a loli while acting more-or-less normal...well, I certainly wouldn't be opposed. Aged up a bit to a teen is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:10:54 2015 No.14190191 >>14190149 >Alp Son of a bitch, I figured she'd want to do this eventually if only to try on kid's clothes and act out our moe~ animes, but at least wait until the kids are out of the house!

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:16:05 2015 No.14190203

>>14190185
Well, as long as you enjoy her, and her bigger behind, I'm sure she'd be happy to go back to normal.
Although she may break out a weaker potion on your birthday so you can give the body she had when she was 20 a go again.

>>14190190
Excellent, she'd get tired of the kiddy act after a week, although oniichan may stay.

What is she?

>>14190191
Sorry Anon but she couldn't wait.
Hopefully you oldest (17) daughter isn't too annoyed by it.

Although the youngest may enjoy having a new playmate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:17:17 2015 No.14190205 >>14190203 >Within a week Alright, I can tolerate that. And an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:19:53 2015 No.14190210 >>14190186 Someone wrote a story about that already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:19:54 2015 No.14190211 >>14190149 >A Kejourou doing that I won't force her to get out of it but it's not really my thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:20:32 2015 No.14190213 >>14190205 Just get ready for 'young' her to wear suits when she goes to work, along with requesting that she sit's in your lap sometimes. Although one of your daughters may cite a few regulations regarding improper displays of affection at work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:22:21 2015 No.14190218 >>14190211 Hope you're ready for her to ask 'oniican' to brush her hair, although you probably would do that already during family brushing time. She'd probably go back to normal after a couple months when she's had her fill of such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:23:01 2015 No.14190219 >>14190213 >Loli Anubis >In a suit >Asking to sit in my lap Oh so this is what heaven is like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:23:37 2015 No.14190220 >>14190203 Ah that's fine, so long as she keeps the big butt. Hell maybe I'd do the same for her when her birthday comes around. But only if she uses a potion that makes her look like a girl out of a Tanabe doujin once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:25:31 2015 No.14190224 >>14190219 Don't forget to scratch behind her ears so that her tail starts wagging. >>14190220 It'll be a bit smaller when she's younger, much of it is due to her having the kids. Although she'd still have a softer bottom

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:26:13 2015 No.14190225 >>14190218 Well that's alright I guess.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:26:19 2015 No.14190226

>>14190149
>loli anubis wife

I explain to the kids that their mother is just trying out a little fad going around, and that even if she acts a little differently, she's still their same loving mother.
After that, I carry the wife upstairs under one arm, put her on the bed, and tell her that if she wants to do this, she has to buy her own clothes, and not use our kids'.
Then I strip her down, and tell her onii-chan wants to play a game. That game being: can I get the stomach bulge to go higher than her stomach glyphs when I fuck her?
I don't think much would change, but I'd carry her places a lot more, and spoon her in bed so much, even a lamia would find her coiling lacking in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:26:42 2015 No.14190227 File: 64 KB, 347x413, 1436379340467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190145 I want to see a Cheshire try to joke off being pregnant, only to freak out in the final weeks and finally go all teary-eyed and cuddly once her kitten arrives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:27:35 2015 No.14190229 >>14190226 You. You know what's what, mhmm. >>14190224 >Ear scratches Well that's just plain common sense even before she went all loli.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:29:40 2015 No.14190233

>>14190226
Intense, she may not go back to normal if you keep doing that with her.

Hope you're ready for when she get's pregnant with the fourth kid while still a loli.

>>14190229
Good man, enjoy her butt wiggling in your crotch and the hotdogging that will follow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:29:52 2015 No.14190235 >>14186535 >acid in booze >strange it's like you can't even carnie

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:43:30 2015 No.14190259

>>14190233
>she may not go back to normal if you keep doing that with her.

Well, that's not a bad thing.
But just for fun, I might sneak some breast enhancement potion into her food, making her so busty she's forced to revert to her adult self, just so she can walk. Then it's missionary while kissing, mutual leg-locking, and paizuri of every flavour.
Mixing it up by changing her back an forth would be great, though. I still want to be able to pick her up by using my hands as a groping seat for her plump little butt.
Seeing her nurture a pupnubis and breastfeed as a loli would be a little different, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:46:19 2015 No.14190265 We are kind of ded today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:48:54 2015 No.14190269 File: 744 KB, 1280x720, Silly Harpy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190265 Sorry, but I'm too hyped up by the new One Piece. Here, have a Monet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:48:56 2015 No.14190270 >>14190265 4chan has been acting up today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:49:42 2015 No.14190273 >>14190145 best greentext this thread ever made TBH

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:50:00 2015 No.14190275 File: 594 KB, 1012x1126, 1439346475765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190265 Such is life.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:52:38 2015 No.14190278

>>14190265
This is how it goes:
Monday - Random/Nice thread.
Tuesday - Ded Comfy as fuck.
Wednesday - Best day to post updates/stories, Kind criticism.
Thursday - Shitposting Central.
Friday - Random/High probability of shitposting.
Saturday and Sunday - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:53:39 2015 No.14190280 >>14190278 So I should make an update today. I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:54:02 2015 No.14190283 File: 487 KB, 933x855, cave fish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190275 I remember when we were back on /a/, and I had requested that image. I wonder what that drawfag is up to now, as I don't see him anywhere anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:54:52 2015 No.14190286 >>14187085 >all this post I know what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:03:16 2015 No.14190296 >>14190280 Nah man, you should do what I do and procrastinate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:04:39 2015 No.14190297 File: 129 KB, 1000x1000, Stinky Bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190296 You make a compelling case, but for the sake of the people, I must. Sometimes you just have to take your medicine, you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:06:27 2015 No.14190302 File: 885 KB, 1164x1607, 134785648975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ooga booga, where the Squirrel women at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:07:19 2015 No.14190304 >>14190297 That's not my doc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:09:04 2015 No.14190311 >>14190304 That's just a nurse, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:11:36 2015 No.14190317 >>14190297 I get what you mean but I'm going to continue procrastinating Or maybe I'll write again, only to lose motivation and manage to write 10-20 words or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:11:44 2015 No.14190318 File: 693 KB, 709x1002, 1401150344775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190302 That's not the most flattering image of Makoto's underboob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:12:39 2015 No.14190319 >>14190317 Well I'm doing it today! Just you watch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:13:47 2015 No.14190320 >>14190319 I wish you the best of luck.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:14:51 2015 No.14190322

I just had a thought.
Most Monstergirls probably have to work for years to get their husbands to be affectionate with them, kissing, cuddling, all that.
How would they react to people like us who would likely cuddle them on the first night?
Because this image of a monstergirl getting hugged and then panicking and saying something to the effect of "This is all moving so fast!" is in my head and it's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:14:57 2015 No.14190323 >>14190320 I don't need luck, I've got genius-level talent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:15:54 2015 No.14190326 File: 174 KB, 1500x1000, hotdog-loving-phoenix-harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Get home from work >Find this on your couch What do? Bonus: http://i.imgur.com/QbVaCQb.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:17:21 2015 No.14190328 >>14190326 Ignore her and go to bed, barring the door so she can't get in.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:17:34 2015 No.14190329

>>14190322
There would still be monsters that immediate cuddling would be normal for. Just look at yeti, kobold and every fucking species of lamia (though the latter may not expect you to like it). The idea of a world where monster-loving men aren't the norm suddenly having a bunch of lonely/horny anons dumped on it is pretty amusing though. Even one sad, broken going around hug-molesting every gril in sight would be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:19:32 2015 No.14190333 >>14190326 >Stranger >In my house >Eating my food I shoot her. Then when she revives and we get the insurance money we can both laugh and move to somewhere warm am harder to burn to ashes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:19:34 2015 No.14190334 >>14190329 I'm talking about monstergirls who wouldn't be used to people immediately being affectionate to them, like Oni, Manticores, Hellhounds, ect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:19:48 2015 No.14190335 >>14190326 Squint my eyes and try to figure out what the artist intended her to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:19:58 2015 No.14190337 So, we all know that Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies are the most wonderful thing in the world, yes? How do you think Monster Guide Cookies would stack up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:20:06 2015 No.14190338 >>14190326 Demand to know who she is, how she got in, what she wants and why me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:20:45 2015 No.14190341 >>14190326 How did you manage to from the flat butt that was that one Mantis picture, to the plump one of this Phoenix? Either way it looks pretty damn good, Hyphen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:21:15 2015 No.14190342 >>14190326 Treat her to some hotdogging since she seems to love it so much. >http://i.imgur.com/QbVaCQb.jpg (embed) Aw yes. That's the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:24:01 2015 No.14190351 >>14190322 If guides are any indication, they go off rails with both lust and doki doki over having their affections insantly returned. Imminent husbandry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:24:50 2015 No.14190353 >>14190337 Also Samoas and the peanut butter ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:25:59 2015 No.14190355 File: 114 KB, 1200x1000, 2-hot-4-u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190335 Sorry if it looks really sketchy, it was something I drew without much planning >>14190341 The magic of practice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:27:27 2015 No.14190363 >>14188761 >CatchMeIfYouCan_8====D~~.jpg

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:27:48 2015 No.14190365

>>14190334
>Oni
I have to wonder if they'd even like it at first if ever. With them I see it being less "oh god my heart isn't ready" and more "get the fuck offa me, you don't even have a boner."

>Manticore
Priceless. You can't rape the willing but you can be reverse cuddle-raped afterward.

>Hellhounds
In Soviet Russia, YOU are the kobold. After care is part of any healthy femdom relationship, that probably still wouldn't be out of the norm.

Now, try hugging an arachne variant, nightmare, or maybe an anubis to see interesting reactions. I find myself wondering how a demon would react to that now, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:28:32 2015 No.14190371 >>14190355 Link to a de-rolf'd version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:29:11 2015 No.14190373 File: 106 KB, 796x742, 810c48806745c11b58e5e81d8618de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190355 >The magic of practice Either way, bless and your desire to draw fat monstergirl fannies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:29:56 2015 No.14190377 File: 1.50 MB, 2000x2729, Blushing Kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:30:20 2015 No.14190380 File: 349 KB, 850x1257, aligula2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want this yandere monoeye to sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:31:11 2015 No.14190382 >>14190377 What's all that hanging about her head? Sperm and eggs?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:31:19 2015 No.14190383

>>14190365
>After care is part of any healthy femdom relationship, that probably still wouldn't be out of the norm.
I understand that, but what I'm trying to say here is that even the most loving Hellhound in the world is probably hated by a man indoctrinated by The Order until he warms up to her, possibly several years later.
Imagine a Hellhound's reaction after she catches and rapes a man, wraps her arms around him expecting him to struggle because that's what mom's husband did when she caught him, and suddenly he just wraps his arms around her and accepts her love immediately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:31:47 2015 No.14190385 >>14190380 What's the worst she can do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:32:07 2015 No.14190387 >>14190382 If I had to guess, ink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:32:39 2015 No.14190388 >>14190380 That finale was wholly underwhelming. It sucks that a show that started off so strong fell off so bad at the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:32:57 2015 No.14190391 >>14190387 Ink shaped like sperm and eggs. Right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:33:08 2015 No.14190392 >>14190380 >monoeye Into the trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:33:35 2015 No.14190393 >>14190385 She turned her boyfriend into a bloody paste, drained the blood of some hot guy, and replaced it with the paste

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:35:05 2015 No.14190397 >>14190393 That's usually not how revival works Or anything for that matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:35:38 2015 No.14190400 >>14190373 This looks like the kind of Tanuki who prefers to physically extort money from people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:35:54 2015 No.14190401 >>14190393 What did that accomplish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:35:59 2015 No.14190402 >>14190397 Welcome to Kekkai Sensen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:36:25 2015 No.14190404 File: 467 KB, 834x1320, e199af611954df0d1b47aacb9a10bcfa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190392 NO BULLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:36:47 2015 No.14190405 >>14190371 http://i.imgur.com/eSmUYEV.jpg My bad. >>14190373 And bless those asses

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:38:04 2015 No.14190407 >>14190401 She liked her boyfriend's personality but we has ugly so she had to figure something out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:38:22 2015 No.14190409 >>14190393 This gave me an idea for a yandere who spends a great deal of time amassing blood bags filled with her own blood, before forcing a full blood transfusion on the object of her affections.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:38:55 2015 No.14190412 >>14190404 I'll bully her womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:39:09 2015 No.14190414 File: 592 KB, 700x1000, 20abdb15939414107b2498d1c39b2d22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190400 Nah, she's different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:41:21 2015 No.14190418 >>14190414 >That bushy tail. >That sweater. >That everything. UNF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:42:01 2015 No.14190420 >>14190355 You're an inspiration not to give up on improving my shitty drawing skills.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:42:25 2015 No.14190421
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>Female human Paladins begin to feel extremely threatened by the growing Monstergirl population and their influence on human men
>Begin slutting it up just a little bit to lure a portion of them back
>Their faces when

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:42:47 2015 No.14190423 >>14190414 >This entire picture Yeah, fuck it. We're fapping tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:42:48 2015 No.14190424 >>14189012 IT RISES

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:43:25 2015 No.14190426 >>14190404 >rubbers To what end? I thought cyclopses love having their filthy monoeye wombs flooded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:43:35 2015 No.14190427 >>14190421 10/10, would squire for and help her carry her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:44:14 2015 No.14190430 >>14190421 Then the men go back to the monstergirls, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:44:26 2015 No.14190431 File: 144 KB, 547x800, 69e803984ffa130d57a2c4c36c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190418 >>14190423 Araiguma-san is pretty easy on the eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:44:55 2015 No.14190433 >>14190421 Tits too big, or at least presented poorly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:45:21 2015 No.14190436 >>14189041 random

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:45:22 2015 No.14190437 >>14190430 yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:45:45 2015 No.14190439 >>14190421 Paladins are a big bunch of dummies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:46:01 2015 No.14190443 >>14190426 That's not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:46:09 2015 No.14190444 >>14190420 Glad to know I can help other artists, everybody has to start somewhere too And you don't want to know how I started

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:46:44 2015 No.14190448
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>>14190430

It would be wise to not underestimate the appeal of a pure warrior-maiden. Though it may take months to years to penetrate her defensive shell, her core is sweet, loving, and maternal beyond measure.

This chick is straight-CRAZY. She will hold your hand WITHOUT A GLOVE ON. She will whisper romantic poetry into your ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:46:50 2015 No.14190449 >>14189041 Butts, and the things that should go in them. also Baphomet Baphomet Butts and Baphomet Buttholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:47:00 2015 No.14190451 >>14189012 Ooh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:47:55 2015 No.14190454 >>14190444 Oh, but I do.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:47:57 2015 No.14190455

>>14190377
My god. She has an actual nose and it doesn't look hideous. Well done. I really love that elegant lewd thing krakens have going on, it's kind of like what wights have going, only more accidental.

>>14190383
Imagine this: There is a stray dog running around your neighborhood. Because you are a compassionate person you decide to chase it down so you can give it a warm caring home. As soon as you attempt to catch the little bugger instead of running away, biting or clawing for freedom it hops into your lap and licks your face. You'd probably d'aww a little and cuddle it back, right? That's how I see the hellhound reacting. Cute, but not that big a thing ultimately. She certainly wouldn't sputter on about it like some others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:48:00 2015 No.14190456 >>14190448 I can get all of that from a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:49:12 2015 No.14190459 >>14190448 Her titties must be huge, holy hell. Poking out that much under that chainmail, unfff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:49:19 2015 No.14190461 File: 131 KB, 900x750, 1443659382459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190420 Not him, but did you draw pic-related?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:49:20 2015 No.14190462 >>14190456 But you can't get sons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:50:01 2015 No.14190464 >>14190462 So?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:50:27 2015 No.14190466 >>14190421 What the fuck is this even from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:51:01 2015 No.14190467 >>14190464 If you don't have a son, who will avenge you? Who will play catch with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:51:11 2015 No.14190468 >>14190461 Nah, I haven't posted a single drawing online yet. The all I did so far besides practicing are some doodles for friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:51:32 2015 No.14190470 >>14190467 My daughters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:51:48 2015 No.14190472 >>14190444 Was it ponies? It's always fuckin ponies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:52:22 2015 No.14190474 I wonder if that guy's friend will get his hedgehog girl today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:53:04 2015 No.14190477 >>14190404 I would give her miles of dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:53:17 2015 No.14190479 >>14190474 Sonic-chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:54:10 2015 No.14190481 >>14190474 >hedgehog girl if we get that, and it doesn't look like a deviant art OC then fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:54:22 2015 No.14190482 >>14190474 What are you talking about, Jim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:54:56 2015 No.14190486 >>14190443 Is a man not entitled to creampieing slutty monoeye pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:55:06 2015 No.14190488 >>14190461 >"This'll make me cum SO MUCH!" tfw you have to share your dorm room with a Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:56:21 2015 No.14190495 >>14190486 But it's a monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:56:40 2015 No.14190498 File: 873 KB, 800x1500, 1444201000353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190454 If you insist: http://imgur.com/a/QyVZk It has most stuff I've drawn since February this year >>14190472 Spoiler related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:56:55 2015 No.14190499 >>14190470 >not wanting a proper heir Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:57:02 2015 No.14190500 >>14190488 >TFW having to reset your plugs twice a day because she likes schlicking in the tub using that old toaster CONSTANTLY Well, at least you don't have to go all the way to the breaker box.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:57:12 2015 No.14190501 >>14190498 Delete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:57:22 2015 No.14190502 >>14190498 eh, better than what I can do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:58:48 2015 No.14190507 >>14190482 last week a guy mention that he talks to his friends about the MGE and every-time it comes up, his friends mentions that he wants a hedgehog girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:59:21 2015 No.14190509 >>14190488 >Raiju roommate She's paying the electric bill on her own if she can't keep it in line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:00:13 2015 No.14190510 >>14190495 But that's the best part. The forbidden pleasure of pounding a monoeye senseless, filling her up and then taping her shut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:00:46 2015 No.14190511 >>14190509 >But Anon, you said we'd share the bill! >that was before the 3rd blackout you caused.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:01:29 2015 No.14190513

>>14190509
Would there even be one?

Imagine how much fun it'd be to be a raiju/thunderbird power salesman in MGC. The look on all those solar panel fags' faces when you walk right up the driveway of a house they just struck out on and sell some dude two harpies in the span of ten minutes would be priceless.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:01:42 2015 No.14190514

>>14190488
>Have to do a 10 page essay on the basics of DE
>About halfway into page nine when you finally notice your Zapwolf (shut up) roommate taking stuff from the kitchen
>"What are you doing?"
>"Project!"
>"What kind of project?"
>"Engineering!"
>Why they decided to room you with someone who doesn't evn share thesame course with you you'll ner know
>Shit, speaking of, maybe you should sa-
>"HERE WE GO!~"
>And the power just went out
>More like you heard the power going out
>You heard the electricity
>You heard that bwoooom sound when the power goes out in a block radius
>You also heard your Zapwolf (shut up) roommate moaning to what a Succubi would say "the greatest feeling that can only be achieved by cum enlightenment."
>Your neighbours are Dark Priests. You learn a few things

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:03:00 2015 No.14190518 >>14190514 >Zapwolf (shut up) sensing a bit of hostility here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:03:55 2015 No.14190523 >>14190514 >Zapwolf I don't care either anon. I like the sound of it, so I'll use it and nobody can convince me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:04:02 2015 No.14190524 >>14190518 Zapweasel just doesn't sound right

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:05:19 2015 No.14190527 >>14190449 >Baphomet Butts and Baphomet Buttholes. Put them in tight clothes, fondle them, grope them, oil them up, hotdog them, creampie them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:07:10 2015 No.14190528 >>14190527 Oiled-up swimsuit massaging/groping is muh fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:07:11 2015 No.14190529 >>14190511 >3rd blackout she would have been kicked out on the second.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:09:11 2015 No.14190536

>>14190514
>Power goes out
>You see a blue glow from the bathroom
>Small bolts arcing out from it
>Entire apartment smells like ozone
>Senseless babbling from the bathroom
>Not even surprised at this point
>Bought a spare battery just for this
>Honestly more curious about what she tried to 'build'
>Two days later, receive another letter from municipal services
>They keep trying to collect for the damages

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:09:38 2015 No.14190537
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>>14190488
Not as bad as having a Lich roommate who keeps using you as a fixed variable in her experiments.

She states that she needs someone living to compare her work to, but all she seems to be doing is acting as a Pimp for the Undead Girls she summons. Trying to get you to do the deed with them while taking notes for possible improvements.

The little bookworm has a hard time taking 'no' for an answer as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:10:58 2015 No.14190541 >>14190537 What's the problem here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:11:42 2015 No.14190543 File: 36 KB, 640x723, 1444201902345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's that? Not enough 'mukade for you? Here's a delicious brown dancing girl creepy crawly. 100% authentic, you get good price!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:11:49 2015 No.14190544 >>14190537 And what are the downsides?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:12:15 2015 No.14190547 >>14190543 alp no

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:12:38 2015 No.14190548 >>14190537 What if I say I want to do these experiments with her alone? You know. For accuracy and consistency.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:12:50 2015 No.14190551

>>14190507
that would be me, some times its funny when thing they don't know the profiles
>"Oh look at that, she looks kinda nice"
>(reading the profile aloud) "A goul is a undead monster that-"
>"NOPE!"

and then there is his hatred of holstaurus due to his hatred for cows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:12:51 2015 No.14190552 >>14190541 She's weird! And decorates her side of the room with things like skulls, black candles and musty old tomes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:12:59 2015 No.14190553 >>14190528 One piece or bikinis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:14:32 2015 No.14190555 >>14190552 Still not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:14:33 2015 No.14190556 >>14190547 What's the matter? Don't want your fix? Don't NEED it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:14:45 2015 No.14190557 >>14190543 Where is the cat molesting, Alp? You said there would be big fat cat tats getting molested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:15:24 2015 No.14190560 >>14190553 I'm much more of a one-piece fan, but bikinis can be nice sometimes.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:15:30 2015 No.14190561

>>14190537
You can't be the fixed variable if you're the one she's experimenting on. You're the subject, the variables are the things she changes in what she does to you. That lich needs to learn her experimental terminology if she's going to document her work & be a proper scientist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:15:42 2015 No.14190562 >>14190557 Ashita no Joe is hindering me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:16:09 2015 No.14190565 >>14190551 Your friends have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:16:15 2015 No.14190566 >>14190551 >hatred for cows Tell him he needs to touch the cow

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:16:37 2015 No.14190569 >>14190555 You don't get the feeling that she's just using you? Getting hooked up with cute Undead girls is a plus though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:16:51 2015 No.14190571 >>14190556 It's not mofu, so it can't be my fix. Are you gonna give my my mofu fix now alp, yo've got me thinking about it again. Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:17:35 2015 No.14190574 >>14190551 >He hates cows Can I meet your friend? Perhaps in a dark empty alley? Just to talk. He seems like such a nice fellow

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:17:51 2015 No.14190575 >>14190571 Mofu fix? Look mister I don't do that shit. Mofu is a sucker's game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:18:14 2015 No.14190579 File: 1.68 MB, 1500x1300, 1443756339816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190571 Well, I can help you out. But it'll cost you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:18:38 2015 No.14190580 >>14190537 Would she use you as the test subject for custom made onaholes and things like that too? >>14190571 You need help anon. This is an intervention. You're hooked on the Mofu and it needs to stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:20:12 2015 No.14190585 >>14190579 I have the shakes, you have to help me out lady, I'll do anything! ANYTHING! PLEASE!

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:20:22 2015 No.14190586

>>14190560
>I'm much more of a one-piece fan
Then at this moment you truly are my nigga. Especially if you like light colored/white one-piece swimsuits that become semi transparent as the oil soaks in. Also provide more coverage to massage and fondle through and under.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:20:43 2015 No.14190587 >>14190565 yep when they saw the waresheep, the decided that anyone who liked it was welsh. at least as far as fallen maidens are concerned they agree that koyoi and merse are the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:21:16 2015 No.14190588 >>14190575 FUCK YOU ALP YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN >>14190579 I don't care lady just... I just need it now. Even just a little touch, just one. Just one more mofu-mofu. >>14190580 I don't have a problem, YOU have a problem!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:22:20 2015 No.14190594 >>14190551 >hating on undead >hating on cows Take a wiffle bat and bonk the shit taste out of him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:22:50 2015 No.14190596 >>14190586 You know all the right things anon, I like you. Light colored one-piece swimsuits on dark loli bodies, don't even get me started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:23:25 2015 No.14190597 >>14190587 >waresheep liker's are welsh I dont get it? why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:23:47 2015 No.14190599 >>14190596 >Light colored one-piece swimsuits on dark loli bodies I'm not even the Anon But man My MAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:24:10 2015 No.14190601 >>14190597 Because the Welsh shag sheep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:24:24 2015 No.14190603 >>14190588 Anon, you have a problem. You just go around begging girls for a touch. You either need to give up the mofu, or get yourself a wife and settle down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:24:43 2015 No.14190604 >>14190585 >>14190588 And this is how anons became mob husbands to two hard working kitsune mobsters. But which one was given to the kumiho?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:25:24 2015 No.14190605

>Get MG wife
>Her parents are dead but she has a imouto she deeply cares for
>MG imouto moves in with you and her
>You treat your tiny, young sister in law as a daughteru
>Live together as a happy family for a year or two
>Suddenly your wife falls ill and dies
>You're left in grief and with the imouto to care for
>You become bitter and depressed because of your wife's death and never bother to seek a new wife
>Regardless, you do your best to care for your daughteru
>As she gets older she begins to cook and clean, helping you around the house and easing your burden
>She grows up to be smart and athletic, but by the end of highschool, you notice she's never had a boyfriend, or even talked about boys
>One night, after your dinner, as your read a book and sip some wine by the fire, she asks if she can speak with you
>She breaks down and says she loves you, and she has ever since she was little
>"I know I can't replace Onee-san, but please make me your wife!"
>you don't quite know what to say, but you tell her it's awkward because you married her sister and raised her as your own daughter
>"You love me right? I really love you, please, please, I want to raise a family with you!" she barely gets this out, her face stained with tears, and her voice partly broken with sobs

what do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:25:35 2015 No.14190606 >>14190603 It's too late, the next time we see this Anon, he'll be giving pawrubs in a dark alleyway for a few strands of mofu. Tragic really. But it's what MGC does to some people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:25:36 2015 No.14190607 >>14190597 Its a common joke in britain that the welsh shag sheep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:25:46 2015 No.14190610 >>14190586 >>14190596 >Light-colored one piece swimsuits on dark lolis becoming semi-transparent as oil soaks in This is, plain and simply, the BEST.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:27:40 2015 No.14190612 >>14190594 trust me, there is quite a lot they hate hedgehog guy really likes wereloves and ushi oni's though

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:28:14 2015 No.14190615 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1422287087337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190606 >Giving pawrubs to touch fluffy tail Not even that guy, but shit if that's all it takes, I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:28:16 2015 No.14190616 >>14190606 Poor bastard was probably part of a Mofu club that went under. I've seen it plenty of times. Lived it once. I was one of the lucky ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:28:22 2015 No.14190617 >>14190605 Seeing as how she loved me enough to murder her sister I might as well marry her to avoid getting yandere'd myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:28:42 2015 No.14190618 >>14190605 I'd probably accept, she at least waited till she was an adult.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:28:50 2015 No.14190619

>>14190603
>>14190604
But then I won't be able to experience the wide world of mofu! There are so many kinds of it man, so many kinds of mofu out there just waiting to be stroked and petted and snuggled! I can't confine myself to one kind of mofu, that's heresy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:29:26 2015 No.14190620 >>14190605 No. I'll end up always comparing her to my wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:30:00 2015 No.14190622 >>14190605 No. Also, get a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:30:11 2015 No.14190625 >>14190615 So you would stand on street corners in revealing clothing and offer girls a pawrub in exchange for a couple of bucks? A depraved manslut who can't say no? Are you really prepared to sink this low?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:30:41 2015 No.14190626 >>14190619 This poor soul needs a chimera with all the mofu in his life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:31:53 2015 No.14190629 File: 144 KB, 720x720, 1414528079363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190622 >get a job. what did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:33:07 2015 No.14190630 >>14190626 No man, that's not enough. Y-you just don't understand, it's not enough mofu. Never enough mofu. mofumofumofumofu.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:33:29 2015 No.14190632
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>>14190620
>I'll end up always comparing her to my wife.

Yes, and it'll be so deliciously tragic and yet romantic: living under the cloud of her sister, always comparing herself to her and wondering if she's a good enough replacement or living up to your expectations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:33:41 2015 No.14190633 >>14190605 Probably accept.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:34:20 2015 No.14190635 >>14190630 It's too late for him. Open the portal to the mofuscape. He may as well die happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:34:21 2015 No.14190636 File: 294 KB, 800x800, 1419578698628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190630 Mofufufufu~

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:34:42 2015 No.14190639 >>14190629 She's almost done with highschool, right? Time to get the fuck out of my house.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:35:18 2015 No.14190641

>>14190596
Yepp, the good stuff. A nice white one-piece stretching over a petite, tanned body. The crotch area (cameltoe optional but highly appreciated) becoming transparent with her arousal from the hands roaming over her body, caressing through the tight fabric or slipping under it to fondle some especially sensitive parts. And the best thing is, the you can do all of that with a little brown girl while she's in your lap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:35:40 2015 No.14190642 >>14190630 Someone get this man to a hospital with Kitsunes in lewd nurse outfits! He's going into Mofuiac Arrest!

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:35:40 2015 No.14190643

>>14190625
Please. I have a bit more class than that. I'd set up a small place in my apartment. A comfy chair, Some packages for claw trimming and foot washing. Relaxing music, some incense, give them a place to relax. And while they're zen'd out, tail swishing back and forth, I just nonchalantly rub up against their tail. They get a nice service, And I get a couple bucks along with my fix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:37:07 2015 No.14190645 >>14190643 Ah, so a professional paw masseuse? I guess there would be a demand for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:37:20 2015 No.14190646 >>14190641 Fantastic stuff. It hurts that I'll never do this to a loli Dark Elf, or a tanned Familiar, or even a Hellpup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:37:56 2015 No.14190647 >>14190617 That seems like a...leap in logic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:39:09 2015 No.14190649 >>14190527 I want to cumflate a baphobutt

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:39:26 2015 No.14190650 >>14190641 >>14190646 Personally, I'd want an Anubis. I mean, sure, there's that one picture of an Anubis in a soaking wet, translucent white swimsuit; but she's not a loli. Also the bottom is shifted aside so no cameltoe...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:39:31 2015 No.14190651 >>14190635 They'll let me go back there? The restraining order has expired? >>14190636 You'll do for now. >>14190642 Y-yeah, I'm totally dying over here. help. plz.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:40:32 2015 No.14190654 >>14190650 Those are great too, I'm a shitter for not remembering them.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:40:43 2015 No.14190655

>>14190645
If you really think about it, if guy set that up just to feel their tails or paws, the only things they'd probably get mad over would be the fact that they didn't try to go further
>Nice place, good service.
>Didn't offer to fuck me, though. Only wanted to touch my tail.
>7/10

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:44:49 2015 No.14190661

>>14190448

>Pure, human Paladin lover insists that you do something 'bold and dangerous' with her in public
>She waves you over stealthily to an empty alley. As soon as you're near she grasps your hands and brings her lips to your ear. Her entire body is shaking and her voice is light, breathy, and panicked.
>"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach, when feeling out of sight for the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day’s most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I love thee purely, as they turn from praise. I love thee with the passion put to use in my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose with my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death."
>She finishes in half-tears and with a hot, flushed face. She grips your hands with all of her strength and tenderly kisses your knuckles with soft, pink lips. "I love you. I know there's so much I can't offer you that others can, but...God, I love you. I love you so much."

What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:46:14 2015 No.14190662 >>14190661 Brutally indulge my corruption fetish.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:46:34 2015 No.14190663

>>14190646
Yeah, a Hellpup's skin would make the contrast great. Familiars and Dark Elves are frisky and would probably take great pleasure in something like that.

>>14190650
And there's another prime candidate with a nice natural color.

All I can throw in at this point is maybe some soft, tanned P'Orclets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:47:32 2015 No.14190664 >>14190661 Pass.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:50:20 2015 No.14190666

Would you to take care of an injured valkyrie that never found a man to fight by her side, and will never be able to fight again? Would you put up with her melancholy and random outbursts when she thinks you're not in earshot? How would you help her realize that she doesn't need to be a valkyrie anymore, and just a woman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:52:28 2015 No.14190668 >>14190666 I'd manipulate her to the point that she'd be desperate to get back in the fight. I'll make her sell her soul to YOU, SATAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:55:03 2015 No.14190670 >>14190668 >"Would you pay any price, no matter how steep, if it meant you could fight again?" What a dastardly Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:58:45 2015 No.14190677 >>14190661 "Sorry, monster pussy is just too good."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:58:51 2015 No.14190678 >>14190670 I'm not sure I could do much for her. I'd just quietly listen to her ranting and put in my own words when she's finished talking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:59:14 2015 No.14190680 File: 86 KB, 850x552, sample_4a9d43130b047e6db1a2482de8895cf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190664 >Rejecting her love

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:00:29 2015 No.14190683

>A Demon will never appear before you when you were a lonely child and offer you a friend before tricking you into a contract.
>The friend turns out to be the Demon's own daughteru.
>You'll never have a cheerful blueberry childhood friend who does everything in her power to make you smile.
>She'll never genuinely fall in love with you.
>She'll never shyly approach you with a contract of her own, offering you her eternal companionship in exchange for you marrying her.
God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:00:59 2015 No.14190686 >>14190680 Maybe if she wasn't so bad.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:01:16 2015 No.14190687

>>14190666
I'd nurse her and gain her trust, try to push her to at least get back on her feet, but is she doesn't I'll kick her ass until she kicks back
>'So what, that's it then?'
>'You miss your chance and it's game over?'
>'Pathetic.'
>'I thought you were supposed to be a mighty warrior, but all I've seen is a self-pitying, childish excuse for a woman.'
>'You know, it's probably a good thing you won't be at Ragnarok. You'd probably do more harm than good.'
>''You are a real warrior'? Then prove it to me.'
I then promptly get flipped through the table with a sword to my neck, and as she proclaims her worth to me & the world, I just smirk and give her a little 'Told you so.'

And then comes the several hours of passionate sex.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:03:46 2015 No.14190690

>>14190649
From the front so you can watch that smooth tummy bulge? From the back for optimal penetration depth and to see her cute bushy tail spazz out with each new load straining her bowels? Standing, sitting or lying down? With some distance to leave space for your hands to grope and tease while you hammer away or enveloping her in a hug? What about the wrapping on those buns, au naturel? Perhaps going commando beneath either a loose dress or tight daisy dukes? Maybe some spats on those pert cheeks, or proper underwear with however much frill and pomp you prefer? In the solace of your home? Pushing her against a window and risking someone seeing her pleasure addled face and the meager mounds of her chest against the glass? Full blown exhibitionism barely hidden in a public place with the trill of risking discovery? Letting your seed pool between her legs while she collects her strength once you're done or plugging her battered butt up so you can enjoy her wobble around with an overfilled stomach for a while?

The devil is in the details, Anon.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:04:01 2015 No.14190691

>>14190678
>"Good! GOOD! LET YOUR LUST FOR VENGEANCE DRIVE YOU!"
>She then proceeds to murder a village of innocents under the belief that they're cultists.
>Once she's finished she realizes what she's done and screams at an uncaring sky.

Gee whiz Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:05:21 2015 No.14190692 >>14190683 Earth life sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:08:23 2015 No.14190698 >>14190683 How do you deal with the fact that Monster girls don't exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:09:46 2015 No.14190699 >>14190698 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:13:31 2015 No.14190701 >>14190699 Yeah, same here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:15:22 2015 No.14190703 >>14190698 I fap a lot.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:20:40 2015 No.14190711
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>TFW good at drawing but shit at drawing women

I just want to draw cute monster girls ;_;

Is there anywhere that has guides on drawing girls in the "anime style?" I can never get my eyes, noses, and jaws looking feminine enough. I always end up with androgynous looking men instead of girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:21:40 2015 No.14190714 >>14190711 You'd probably have to ask one of the artists about that, champ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:22:09 2015 No.14190716 >>14190711 >androgynous looking men You've got a future in the Alp business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:25:44 2015 No.14190722 >>14190711 >>14190716 There you go. Play on your strengths!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:26:36 2015 No.14190723 He's powerin' up. Place your debts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:27:18 2015 No.14190724 >>14190723 Jötunn!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:28:19 2015 No.14190726 >>14190723 Cu Sith! That clockwork automaton he said he was going to make forever ago!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:32:16 2015 No.14190730 >>14190723 I'm going to go to sleep now and when I wake up I'm going to have some disappointment with my breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:35:35 2015 No.14190739 >>14190723 Rainbow serpent

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:35:42 2015 No.14190740 >>14190723 Oh shit son. Walrus and Carpenter time?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:39:29 2015 No.14190746
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>>14190711
I'm assuming that's your art in the post and not just an appropriated relevant image.

Honestly, I like the stuff you draw. It's cute, looks really good for just mostly being sketches, and your style suits it pretty well. If you're really worried about it, I'd say try adding a bit of definition to the facial features. The image you have there has a really round face and puffy cheeks that makes it look kind of like a kid, which might be the problem you're seeing. Female faces will have softer features but still need some definition to them.

At least, that what I see. But I'm not all too artistic myself, so what do I know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:40:06 2015 No.14190747 >>14190723 Phoenix! Black dragon! Kumiho!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:41:04 2015 No.14190749 >>14190723 Blood Dragon ffs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:42:30 2015 No.14190752 >>14190723 Jibberweck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:43:20 2015 No.14190753 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 1437658882712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190746 Not him, but I just like the body types. Big Girls are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:44:05 2015 No.14190754 >>14190711 post your art

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:45:07 2015 No.14190756 >>14190754 or link it if it isn't monster girl related

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:58:37 2015 No.14190776
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>>14190746
That wasn't my pic, sorry.

>>14190756
>>14190754
Here's a quick sketch of a badger girl I just did, between some late-night Russian homeworks. I think the key to cute girls is getting the cheeks and chin to curve nicely, too sharp or angular and they look massive. big, round eyes are important too.

Wish I brought my tablet with me to college TBH.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:01:14 2015 No.14190779 >>14190776 Tiny little feet, make bigger paws.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:04:30 2015 No.14190786 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1443740580301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190779 >implying you don't want delicate, cute little paws to rub and have step on you max gay.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:07:13 2015 No.14190790
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Speaking of paws, does High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl have the perfect paws or what?
Dexterous primate digits with proper claws.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:12:44 2015 No.14190803

>>14190776
Hmmm... Okay, the first thing I would say is that the head seems a bit disproportionate to her body, and the face looks kind of long. Your cheekbones also seem a bit too prominent. The shading and overall tired look could be throwing me off here, but I might also recommend going for a more roinded eye shape as opposed the squared-off design you have there.

But again, I don't draw much myself. I could be feeding you utter bullshit for all I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:12:56 2015 No.14190804 >>14190790 they do look nice/ >filename I'd be willing to giver her some "hands on" experience, no need to read about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:14:49 2015 No.14190806 >>14190804 Good, because I'm headcannoning those hands as the standard for all pawed MGs and I'm writing it, too.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:18:10 2015 No.14190809

>>14190806
I don't want to be autistic, but I agree. A girl with big animal paws for hands wouldn't be able to function in human society. it'd be like having a big, clumsy disabled retard as a wife.

>cant operate a cellphone
>can't drive
>can't use TV remote
>can't cook
>constantly knocking shit over
>unable to use purses because their hands are too big to fit inside
>basically unable to do any precision task

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:18:53 2015 No.14190810 >>14190809 >don't want to be autistic, but I agree I'm glad you agree, Rainman!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:25:36 2015 No.14190818 File: 426 KB, 730x1600, 1392585561021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need inspiration on lewd ways to eat things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:27:49 2015 No.14190821 >>14190818 Lewd pudding cup eating.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:29:12 2015 No.14190822

>>14190809
The problem is that you're thinking in a context where everyone else has normal hands. Plenty of monsters have either non-humanoid hands or claws of some sort, so society would naturally have to adapt, especially if were talking in the context of the two races having coexisted for a long time as opposed to monsters just getting plopped into our world.. Voice command functions and scaled-up buttons can solve most electronics problems. I can't see how driving or just walking around would be an issue unless everyone has paws the size of Yao's. I'm sure there are plenty of implements that could be made to accomodste cooking with paws, as well. The only thing that would really be a challenge is handling small items.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:30:05 2015 No.14190824 >>14190822 Silence!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:30:16 2015 No.14190825 >>14190818 Holding a taco sideways and scooping out the toppings with your tongue. Sticking your tongue in the center of a doughnut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:31:33 2015 No.14190828 >>14190822 not having thumbs is kind of a big problem tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:34:27 2015 No.14190831 >>14190828 Don't most of the paw or claw designs have a thumb? As far as I can think of, the only claws without a thumb or some analogous digit are wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:37:37 2015 No.14190834 >>14190822 What I'm more worried about is do they make hair/scale catching gloves so that they stay out of my food? Not that it would be my first worry about what a monster girl put in my food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:40:04 2015 No.14190838 >>14190834 You get hair in food anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:42:38 2015 No.14190840 >>14190838 Look, I just don't want to eat some dragon's shedding scales because she can't be arsed to do something about them out of self remorse for having to work in some kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:43:42 2015 No.14190842 >>14190840 This is how you wind up with Shirohebi-tier stalkers. That or you already have one and they do it on purpose. Whichever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:44:46 2015 No.14190845 >>14190840 >not wanting to eat a dragon's shedded scales Oh I'm sorry, didn't realize you were a fucking faggot without diamond teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:52:53 2015 No.14190856 >>14189430 That's 3/10 of my favourites with lewds now. Only problem is deciding which one to shell out for next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:54:27 2015 No.14190860 If I had a slightly yandere MG GF who made me some food and then told me she put her blood in it, I'd eat it with no qualms, smiling smugly. Not period blood though, or hair. Fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:02:11 2015 No.14190875 >>14190842 Wait, this can get me stalkers? Elaborate how.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:05:21 2015 No.14190881 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190856 This one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:06:17 2015 No.14190882 >>14190881 A little thin there, doc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:06:25 2015 No.14190884 >>14190881 Thanks Doc, now I can go to bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:06:29 2015 No.14190885 >>14190860 What about a Kraken who puts little bits of her tentacles in your dinner?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:08:00 2015 No.14190888 >>14190885 Now I'm thinking about squid ink pasta with diced, fried tentacle served on top. It sounds kind of tasty, but would I eat it? I'm not really sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:08:23 2015 No.14190889 >>14190881 She's on the list, just a matter of deciding priority and position.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:11:27 2015 No.14190897

>>14190875
>MG Chef accidentally winds up allowing some secretion or shedding from her body to enter a dish she's making
>You eat this dish
>Your body process the debris from her body, subtly influencing your make-up with her MAMONO MANA
>The chef is able to detect this and, on a subconscious level, begins to associate you as her "Husband".
>Slowly begins to shift towards Stalker-Mode, seeking you out

Unless she's already married, in which case by the same logic, it miiiiight just act as a deterrent for less-determined MG Suitors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:11:44 2015 No.14190899 >>14190889 Do any of the others have lewds?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:13:11 2015 No.14190901 >>14190881 >>14190889 Y'know...you ever seen Inuyasha? Oomukade in the very first episode? Winds up coiling around a tree, pinning the guy to it with her body? Actually could make a pretty good situation if sexualized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:13:59 2015 No.14190904 File: 12 KB, 340x255, Holy shit he was right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190901

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:14:41 2015 No.14190905 >>14190885 that kind of self-mutilation goes past bloodletting. that's fucking weird and bad, regardless of if they go back. you're literally eating your wife, regardless of if it's her cephalopod bits. her ink is okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:19:54 2015 No.14190916 >>14190905 She just wants to be close to you. Forever and ever! Kuddle a Kraken today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:20:38 2015 No.14190919 >>14190905 >her ink is okay not for me, i cant unsee it as like drinking pee

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:22:46 2015 No.14190922 I just had the thought of fusing a dragon, Golem and ignis together. all that power, and its mine to control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:25:47 2015 No.14190928 >>14190919 ink is ink, not gross waste like piss or poo. I'm sure you know of squid ink pasta, shit's tasty, dude. If my wife could make that shit on the reg, that'd be fucking cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:27:59 2015 No.14190935 >>14190922 A Lava Golem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:28:38 2015 No.14190938 >>14190919 think of it like holst milk..only black

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:29:16 2015 No.14190939 Oh shit it's Cu Sith finally

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:30:12 2015 No.14190942 >>14190935 lava golems dont have the rune thing regular golems do. still, a fire-drake golem sounds awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:30:38 2015 No.14190944 >>14190939 Nice try Tewi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:31:15 2015 No.14190947 >>14190939 and ill say it agian pics or your a dirty liar

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:31:40 2015 No.14190949 File: 36 KB, 421x248, 1443864918543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190944 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:35:09 2015 No.14190956 >>14190942 >fire-drake golem Idea time! Guy finds a abandoned lab and accidental activates the dragon-golem. what to you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:36:55 2015 No.14190960 >>14190956 So what happens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:39:06 2015 No.14190962 File: 162 KB, 761x757, 1436901307612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Writing used to be easy. Now it's hard. Please take responsibility.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:42:39 2015 No.14190966

>>14190960
Adventures with the dragon golem of course
confusing other monster girls with the combination of dragon and stone
a fight with a regular dragon who sees the golem as a insult.
just a few ideas dude, he gave as a open slate to work with.
plus it sounds a little like ELH's magma pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:45:13 2015 No.14190971 >>14190966 >a fight with a regular dragon who sees the golem as a insult. This could be good I think, with the whole dragon pride thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:50:38 2015 No.14190977 Making a last second bet that the new girl is a squirrel of some kind, maybe a flying one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:53:11 2015 No.14190979 >>14190971 to me, if this thing was a anime, then the golem dragon vs dragon fight would be the season finale

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:58:40 2015 No.14190989 What Monster Girl would help me JUST DO IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:59:55 2015 No.14190990 >>14190989 Your tomboy childhood friend from next door, be it a Werewolf, a Salamander or a Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:03:10 2015 No.14190992 >>14190990 >salamander doing the "JUST DO IT" pose. I didn't know I wanted this, and I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:06:42 2015 No.14190994 >>14190989 A sweet motivational yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:09:33 2015 No.14190996 >>14190979 that shit sounds intense, i would watch that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:12:55 2015 No.14191000 >>14190992 Add it to the list of "things that sound nice but wont be drawn"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:16:41 2015 No.14191012 great, Wednesday's dead time for the uk hours. nothing but waiting for the new girl and for beast to start saying something stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:17:25 2015 No.14191014 >>14190125 I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:18:40 2015 No.14191017 >>14191012 Go make a cup of tea and wait for the new girl to pop up, that's what I'm doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:19:48 2015 No.14191021 >>14191000 that list doesn't exist. >>14191017 did KC put up the power tweet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:21:56 2015 No.14191026 >>14191017 Out of teabags might just heat some lemon tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:22:23 2015 No.14191027 File: 213 KB, 744x1052, GODDESS' GIFT TO MANKIND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190421 >threatened Boymakers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:23:57 2015 No.14191033 >>14191021 >did KC put up the power tweet? 3 hours ago, any moment now. >>14191026 Out of teabags? Good god what kind of Brit are you? You'd make a mad hatter cry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:24:05 2015 No.14191034 >>14191027 Yo girl, just don't hurt yourself with that thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:25:57 2015 No.14191040 >>14190994 I want her to leglock me in a hug and softly tell me to make my dreams come true my dream is to jam it in her fluff tunnel

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:26:22 2015 No.14191042 >>14191033 A brit whose mother eats and drinks all the got shit making me fork out money to replace it and now I want art of a mad hatter with a look of disapproval on her face at my choice in tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:28:36 2015 No.14191045 >>14190723 PHOENIX H O E N I X

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:36:56 2015 No.14191063 File: 711 KB, 200x331, noose do it.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14190989 Will-o-wisp >JUST DO IT >KILL YOURSELF ALREADY >DOO ITT FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:37:13 2015 No.14191064 >>14191042 I wonder, what she would think about peppermint tea? most tea drinkers in London i know love peppermint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:37:34 2015 No.14191066 File: 844 KB, 803x1181, 1420189623155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191034 She can handle a blade just fine. Now she just needs you to show her to use the spear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:38:14 2015 No.14191067 File: 61 KB, 600x825, CQtimnyUAAA63AL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:38:42 2015 No.14191069 >>14191064 >Peppermint tea >London Hello Jerry, I knew you'd be here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:39:02 2015 No.14191071 >>14191067 Wonderflies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:39:22 2015 No.14191073 >>14191067 First for meh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:39:25 2015 No.14191074 >>14191064 >>14191042 Everyone around here loves milk tea, I'd the odd one out who likes to drink it without milk or sugar. To keep things on topic: you have to invite 3 monster girls to a tea party, which ones do you pick and how does it go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:39:30 2015 No.14191075 File: 525 KB, 934x629, vamp_mosquito.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191067 Oh yeah, here's name. Saved that one from twitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:39:40 2015 No.14191077 >>14191067 cool?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:39:43 2015 No.14191078 >>14191067 >>14191071 >>14191073 It's a "Vamp Mosquito"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:40:30 2015 No.14191081 >>14191067 >>14191075 Nico?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:40:33 2015 No.14191082 >>14191067 >>14191075 Oh shit, she's going to be trouble, trouble I tells ya!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:40:46 2015 No.14191083 >>14191067 >>14191075 >Vampire Mosquito Would let her suck me any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:41:01 2015 No.14191085 >>14191067 Well, Dragonfly anon will be pleased. I think she will be very lewd. Now we wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:41:10 2015 No.14191086 >>14191075 Time to be pestered by loli bug girls asking for a bit of blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:42:04 2015 No.14191089 >>14191085 >Dragonfly anon Who dat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:42:21 2015 No.14191091 >>14191075 >vamp mosquito My boner has changed from one of lust ti one of murderous rage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:42:30 2015 No.14191093 >>14191075 >notice the heart shaped thing oh, cool

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:43:01 2015 No.14191096 >>14191086 I wouldn't call her loli. Just short and flat, but not exactly loli. She doesn't seem childlike. Those hips and those bags under her eyes. ITTY BITTY MOSQUITO TITTIES

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:44:17 2015 No.14191100 >>14191075 >>14191067 Heavy_paincrticialdeath01.wav

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:44:30 2015 No.14191102 >>14191074 Mad hatter, (naturally) Inari and a vampire. I think it would go great. keep it classy with 3 laides

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:44:42 2015 No.14191103 File: 154 KB, 1000x1250, 12087973_890624057658951_8525796764109409037_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191067 >another fucking loli Get some taste KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:45:31 2015 No.14191106 >>14191067 Two words people "Lust disease"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:46:54 2015 No.14191112 >>14191091 That's what hate fucking is for. Pound that mosquito until she's an ahegaoing mess who can do nothing but repeat a slurred apology for trying to bite you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:46:56 2015 No.14191113 >>14191075 >>14191067 worse than malaria.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:47:21 2015 No.14191114 >>14191106 Or Malaria

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:47:56 2015 No.14191117 >>14191106 Oh boy, we're in for the first major shit storm over a new girl since Mindflayer if that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:48:33 2015 No.14191119 >>14191114 Or both, depending on how messed up it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:49:36 2015 No.14191121 File: 30 KB, 500x381, cde1c08e1e59b79f68b5e31dc82f63b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191117 Not me, Im outta here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:52:26 2015 No.14191125 File: 13 KB, 400x300, 7eceb8bc59b3983cfaad6e70a1b78c22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191067 NAY!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:54:37 2015 No.14191131 >>14191117 Why? Lewd diseases were a thing since long time ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:55:13 2015 No.14191134 Still better then that god forsaken egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:59:05 2015 No.14191144 >>14191134 >Not liking the Humpty Egg It was cute and delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:59:14 2015 No.14191145 >>14191134 >egg Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:59:48 2015 No.14191148 >>14191134 Humpty is cute You are a fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:00:20 2015 No.14191150 >>14191069 Jerry? is that a new wightfag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:01:18 2015 No.14191151 >>14191067 >>14191075 The fuck is Nico doing here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:01:33 2015 No.14191152 >>14191144 >>14191148 Don't care, still hate the egg

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:02:00 2015 No.14191155

>>14191075
So the large blood vessel for the insect abdomen indicates they do, in fact, drink blood and 'vampirism' isn't just an euphemism for sucking cum.

Overall looks nice, and not really that fuck-up and threatening. They'll probably be a kind of little mischievous delinquents, bothersome but easy to counter and shoo away. Don't get the whole edgy hostility.

>tfw just nailed the street sign captcha

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:02:11 2015 No.14191157 >>14191134 What egg are you talking about anon? There was never an egg girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:03:01 2015 No.14191162 >>14190650 >I mean, sure, there's that one picture of an Anubis in a soaking wet, translucent white swimsuit I don't remember ever seeing this. A link, please?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:03:03 2015 No.14191163 >>14191157 Humpty Egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:04:05 2015 No.14191164 File: 96 KB, 477x693, 1442873976691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191103 But he already has superior god-tier loli taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:04:16 2015 No.14191166 File: 793 KB, 1000x563, holy eternal rapture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191163 Her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:04:30 2015 No.14191167 >>14191151 She wanted to become an idol so much she became a monster. >>14191155 Delinquent mosquitoes? I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:04:32 2015 No.14191168 >>14191155 I like her, even if she sucks blood she seems really cute. Her eyes tell me she'd be the type to be really flirty and ask if you're getting hard from her draining you. Plus I have a huge weakness for insect/bug girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:06:09 2015 No.14191174 >>14191168 as far as insects go Im sticking with moth's and soldier beetles, thank you

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:08:48 2015 No.14191181

>>14191144
It would have been good if it wasn't basically a Jubjub's abortion. Alone I would have loved a loli slime, but having the chance for your fluffbird daughteru to be born as a half developed blob just ruined it. They would have been infinitely better if they just came from unfertilized Jubjub eggs and other Humpties, but as they are, they kinda ruin both the Jubjub and themselves for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:09:17 2015 No.14191183 >>14191150 Not sure any one got a link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:10:12 2015 No.14191186 reminder that humpty eggs are for slime jelly harvesting only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:10:44 2015 No.14191188 >>14191181 Agreed they deserve the doom stump

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:11:46 2015 No.14191192 >>14191186 They're for purging, remember if you sight an unhatched egg to flamethrower it from a safe distance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:13:41 2015 No.14191197 >>14191192 >"consider yourself BOILED" ...sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:14:32 2015 No.14191198 File: 402 KB, 768x900, kitsubutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do we stop Monstergirls from getting fat after they discover how delicious human food is?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:14:48 2015 No.14191199 >>14191181 >They would have been infinitely better if they just came from unfertilized Jubjub eggs They probably do, it just says they come from Jubjub eggs. It'd make sense if they were inanimate and just came to life because of Wonderland magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:15:10 2015 No.14191200 >>14191103 >instead of breasts has "mosquito bites"

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:16:38 2015 No.14191204

>>14191192
are you saying you wouldn't keep a humpty egg solely for the purposes of harvesting it's jelly so that you can pump your waifu's holes fuller than they should be?

hell, eat some for breakfast and give your waifu a good, full, belly-bulging-breakfast-in-bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:17:06 2015 No.14191205 >>14191198 Through long vigorous sessions of exercise via sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:18:33 2015 No.14191208 File: 147 KB, 706x985, tubby tanuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191198 Standard monmusu exercise methods.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:18:55 2015 No.14191209

So I played through that new western made VN "The Menagerie" It had a couple of monster girls in it, and the scenes are pretty good, the story's a bit weird.

most of you probably won't like it since the MC is a futa lizardgirl though.
and a smaller portion won't because there's yuri.

http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1833601

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:21:31 2015 No.14191212 File: 268 KB, 760x1000, Raoji-promo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191209 oh, right, here's the MC.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:22:16 2015 No.14191213

>>14191192
>>14191197
>Humpty Egg charges at you, intent on adding your white liquid to her own
>You take out the flamethrower and blast her with so much fire you can't even see her anymore
>When you stop, you see the Humpty Egg, sitting in front of you with her fingers between her legs
>A pleasured exrpession is stuck on her face, and she's been heated up to the point that her yolk body has been hardboiled to the point of solidification, like a pliant, yellow statue

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:23:11 2015 No.14191215 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1393444340538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191209 >MC is a futa lizardgirl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:23:22 2015 No.14191216 >>14191197 we need more arnie puns >(smashing a Humpty egg) "I like my eggs scrambled!" >(punching a raiju) "This may come as a shock to you!" >(after beating a mothman) "done and dusted!" anyone got more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:23:52 2015 No.14191218 >>14191213 Now she wants her eggs scrambled

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:24:10 2015 No.14191219 >>14191215 At least tahe guy was nice enoough to tell you that right up front

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:25:18 2015 No.14191220 >>14191209 Just took a loon on VNDB, the girl with the black skin and knife ears looked cute till I noticed she has a dick. God damn it. I wouldn't have minded the yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:27:20 2015 No.14191223 >>14191220 she's a super sub who's really into bondage. they don't actually ever use her dick, although she still makes a mess when she cums.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:27:26 2015 No.14191224 >>14191209 That yeti has tiny upper arms. Lift some weights, girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:28:53 2015 No.14191226 >>14191223 >she's a super sub who's really into bondage. That's even better, why on earth would they ruin her by sticking a dick on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:32:56 2015 No.14191234 File: 2.11 MB, 1060x1500, 1444221176593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her hat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:35:07 2015 No.14191240 >>14190690 Lewd Frilly lingerie or completely naked, accept no substitutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:36:13 2015 No.14191241 >>14191216 got some actual quotes >(any undead) "Don't disturb my friend. She's DEAD tired." >(yuki onna/glacies) insert almost anything from mr freeze in batman and robin >(lava golem) let off some steam

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:36:15 2015 No.14191243 File: 42 KB, 700x479, 1401455674749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191209 >western VN >futa >yuri Into triple trash can it goes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:39:06 2015 No.14191249 >>14191216 >>14191241 >monster girls and Arnie quotes >no mention of him shouting at people to put Sabbath cookies down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:40:30 2015 No.14191251 >>14191243 At least it will distract the futa fuckers for a day, I hope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:41:45 2015 No.14191254 File: 37 KB, 600x700, there-is-no-hope-all-is-lost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191251

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:42:22 2015 No.14191255 >>14191243 Honestly, it's like Western developers are cursed into doing this shit or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:42:48 2015 No.14191258 >>14191249 >Who is your mommy, and what does she do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:42:53 2015 No.14191259 File: 1.53 MB, 1060x1500, 1444221773063.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to rub those horns

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:44:13 2015 No.14191264 >>14191255 It's what their market pays for. Remember CoC? Crazy furries got deep pockets. We're not the target audience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:45:35 2015 No.14191268 >>14191264 >Coc the world won't let me forget that blasted game will it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:46:21 2015 No.14191270 Just read that Hotel California. I've got to say, pretty clever use of Pastebin's format to show an endless recursion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:47:07 2015 No.14191273 >>14191224 All the other girls are having fun in the onsen and the skinny yeti is the nervous one, poor girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:49:23 2015 No.14191276 >>14191268 the fuck is coc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:49:50 2015 No.14191278 File: 259 KB, 601x850, big booty elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which girl has the best derrière?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:50:37 2015 No.14191281 >>14191276 A game for furfags, and lets leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:51:00 2015 No.14191282 >>14191276 Call of Cthulhu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:51:39 2015 No.14191283 >>14191278 kakuen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:53:24 2015 No.14191287 >>14191027 Oooooh, so now you want to try and be appealing. Too fuckin' late. Why don't you go kill yourself. A-and then come back as a zombie so we can cuddle or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:56:08 2015 No.14191292 >>14191287 >zombie fuck that, if im getting a former paladin as a monster then she's becoming a demon. spread the evil she spent her life fighting

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:57:54 2015 No.14191296

>>14191276
A text flash game that had the potential to be really, really good and was ruined by shitloads of furry and the creator being an actual manchild about what went into the game.

like this chucklefuck had content that was ready to go and let it sit, gathering dust, for an entire year, in that time, he coded in 80 pages of his personal futa fox-furry waifu and her quest to get pregnant.

hell I LIKE futa and that shit was fucking retarded.

the game's basically all but dead now thanks to him getting his hugbox to crowdfund a seperate game which is, admitably better coded and appeals to a wider range of people, but I will never respect him after what he did to CoC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:00:07 2015 No.14191299 >>14191264 >furries don't know why but im reminded of that gas bombing at a furry-con while back that hospitalized several of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:00:17 2015 No.14191301 >>14191292 Eh. I prefer the smooth coolness of the undead than the spicy hellfire of the demons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:02:22 2015 No.14191304 >>14191301 ah, carry on then and send one of her comrades my way, and when i come back my demon can meet your zombie well trade notes, it'll be fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:02:24 2015 No.14191305 File: 49 KB, 540x800, Marry the Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:03:55 2015 No.14191307 >>14191304 No problem dude. Paladin girls travel in packs anyway. Just remember, if you ever want a blend of both, we can always undead-ify your demon-girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:05:06 2015 No.14191310 >>14191209 Meh, I would settle for the CG because the girls look cute, but I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:05:22 2015 No.14191311 File: 44 KB, 680x433, furry-scale_o_4612329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191296 how furry we talkin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:07:31 2015 No.14191314 >>14191311 it ranged from cosplay tier to outright anthro furry. some of the content in the game was fucking great, I'd definitely say it's worth a shot, but be wary, headcanon is your best friend in this case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:10:36 2015 No.14191321 >>14191311 pretty much had something for each part of that scale. "level 6" was mostly bad ends

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:11:41 2015 No.14191324 >>14191314 I'd strongly disagree. Wading through shit for a few gems is not my idea of a fun time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:14:49 2015 No.14191330 >>14191276 In a nutshell you start as human, you can end as a hermaphrodite dragon furry with 8 tits and 4 dog dicks. just don't bother, it will be for the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:14:52 2015 No.14191331 >>14191324 What are you doing in this thread then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:17:00 2015 No.14191335 >>14191307 you know, I want a story out of this couple of men or incubi talking about the women they corrupted at a coffee house or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:18:20 2015 No.14191338 >>14191331 not him but shit/gem ratio varies depending on the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:19:21 2015 No.14191339 >>14191335 you know, i for got that a man didnt need to me "married" to become a incubus"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:20:48 2015 No.14191341 >>14191331 There's a difference between shit and mud, friend. CoC is a whole different level of terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:20:58 2015 No.14191342 >>14191339 it does come up that much. cant remember why

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:21:59 2015 No.14191343 >>14191342 doesn't*

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:23:13 2015 No.14191347

>>14191339
Well, with all the vermin and beasts of the land hungry for cock, most men get snatched up really quickly.
You'll remember that some powerful MGs in KC's official works can't find suitors because normal men can't even reach them before being raped into marriage.
That said, it's probably possible to gain powers just by drinking purple water all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:25:20 2015 No.14191349 >>14191347 brings a whole new meaning to "kool aid cult"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:30:02 2015 No.14191357 >>14191067 I'd let her suck me dry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:30:17 2015 No.14191358 i just took a poop

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:31:20 2015 No.14191362 >>14191358 bored again, Beast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:32:35 2015 No.14191364 >>14191305 >That chest That's flat for a horse. I mean if she's got a good enough personality I'll still marry her. But she has to be very loving and tender! So sweet she gives me diabetes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:32:49 2015 No.14191366 >>14191067 Beelzebutt - old and busted Vamp mosquito - new hotness

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:33:52 2015 No.14191370 Warning: lewd https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQtlmCGUYAA4xc0.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:35:41 2015 No.14191373 >>14191364 But that kind of chest is the only thing that'd make me marry a horse. Apart from personality of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:35:46 2015 No.14191374 >>14191362 That is not beast

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:36:13 2015 No.14191376 File: 75 KB, 599x592, oomukade15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute bugs are the best for hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:37:11 2015 No.14191378 >>14191370 >Lewd face >Long tongue >Wet, slippery body >Dat thickness Mucus Toad is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:41:22 2015 No.14191385 File: 289 KB, 700x515, 81cfe5df240326da34712e2581c58387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The archive's dead. Who do I have to pay to bring it back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:42:51 2015 No.14191388 File: 46 KB, 202x285, 1400984257235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191385 You can't afford it hun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:42:58 2015 No.14191390 File: 91 KB, 419x500, Gnome_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want the powers of earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:43:01 2015 No.14191391 >>14191370 I love the amount of art toad gets. >>14191385 Doesn't /jp/ have another archive or is that dead too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:44:15 2015 No.14191392 File: 439 KB, 600x600, gnome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191390 cold slimy mud pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:45:05 2015 No.14191395 >>14191370 Mucus Toad pushes way too many of my buttons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:45:35 2015 No.14191397 >>14191392 Im not afraid to get a little dirty for what i want

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:45:51 2015 No.14191398 >>14191391 >or is that dead too? Just checked, warosu is still alive. Just means other boards lost their archives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:46:19 2015 No.14191401 >>14191370 Mucus toad bullying the new girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:46:43 2015 No.14191402 >>14191347 http://i.imgur.com/SvIrqFX.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:48:42 2015 No.14191411 >>14191067 Love me some bug booty. I wanna make some strawberry milkshakes in her abdomen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:51:12 2015 No.14191419 >>14190881 Thanks, Doc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:52:18 2015 No.14191422 >>14191390 earth is such a underrated power.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:53:17 2015 No.14191423
File: 58 KB, 450x273, 1443155330887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14191402
>Vamp Mosquitos gain different powers and attributes depending on what they load up in their abdomen
>Lich alchemists have a whole field of study dedicated to seeing the effects of applying and mixing potions within Vamp Mosquitos

>>14191388
As if Charon has any right to talk about not being able to afford something. She literally lives out in the Styx, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:57:22 2015 No.14191429 >>14191423 Fun fact. Charon ferries you across the Acheron, not the Styx. The Styx is the border of Tarterus. You only cross that if you're getting dumped in Greek hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:57:25 2015 No.14191430 File: 561 KB, 1141x2000, Yuzuruha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when in doubt, foxes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:58:20 2015 No.14191434 >>14191067 >>14191075 >loli Well there's always next week I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 09:59:44 2015 No.14191437 >>14191434 She's just petite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:01:03 2015 No.14191442 >>14191430 Can I substitute a Tanuki? That fox doesn't have a tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:01:10 2015 No.14191443 >>14191434 Expert lolicon here, >>14191437 is right. >not liking petite/loli girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:04:25 2015 No.14191447 >>14191434 >not liking lolis Faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:04:29 2015 No.14191450 >>14191442 sure you can, we are all loose comrades here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:05:52 2015 No.14191452 >>14191437 I dunno guys, she looks awfully young. Soldier beetles looked more petite to me. Maybe its just her hair that makes her look like a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:06:35 2015 No.14191454 >>14191067 >>14191075 Looks far better than I expected based on the name. Now to wait for the translations to find out whether she tops sucking if you slap her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:06:50 2015 No.14191455 File: 478 KB, 1102x1693, suzuka-hime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191434 That's fine, you can take the overweight foxes and CC Scylla. But for the discerning aesthete there will always be the slender figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:08:04 2015 No.14191461 >>14191454 Don't ignite my ryona fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:09:36 2015 No.14191464 >>14191454 Soldier Beetle seems small thanks to the huge bug abdomen and the gimpy legipalps. Look at the breasts and hips on her and mentally add some proportional human legs and she's fairly average.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:10:44 2015 No.14191468 >>14191464 meant for >>14191452

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:11:56 2015 No.14191472 >>14191455 Goddamn Suzuka and her magical midriff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:13:39 2015 No.14191477 >>14191455 >endless frontier wasn't there a mermaid and a lamia in that? along with same Valkyrie chick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:13:42 2015 No.14191478 File: 339 KB, 1287x1688, b is for baphomet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B is for baphomet

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:15:12 2015 No.14191483 File: 19 KB, 200x217, 292_vvv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, what's with the nipple?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:15:12 2015 No.14191484 File: 9 KB, 202x250, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191478

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:15:51 2015 No.14191487 >>14191477 Yes to all of those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:16:17 2015 No.14191488 File: 173 KB, 1200x1234, 1434265931633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Paladins asking for it? Walking around in that sexy armor, being all pure 'n shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:18:06 2015 No.14191490 >>14191478 >adult body >human hands >knife ears Ruined forever. Might as well be a futa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:18:44 2015 No.14191491 >>14191478 Too tall, not enough goatish cuteness. 4/10 would lolify

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:19:33 2015 No.14191493 >>14191478 now that's a goat I'll fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:19:43 2015 No.14191494 >>14191483 Looks like the edge of her 'top' obscuring/pressing into the breast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:19:47 2015 No.14191495 >>14191478 How do you manage to ruin something so pure?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:20:24 2015 No.14191497

>>14191483
I think it's part of her clothing coming over the breast. It looks like her breast is being pressed in, but I think it's intended to look like the black chitin is coming over and around to cover it. Take a look at her other breast, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:21:11 2015 No.14191498 >>14191488 >you will never be molested by your kraken nee-sama >you will never run away and become a paladin to seek vengeance

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:23:04 2015 No.14191505 >>14191488 I want my Kraken oneesan to touch me in weird places!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:24:12 2015 No.14191508 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, 1432112268344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191498 Krakens are top-tier molesters. They can molest you from every possible angle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:24:30 2015 No.14191510 >>14191498 I'd rather become a rogue and go on an adventure. That sounds like more fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:26:00 2015 No.14191516 File: 281 KB, 640x480, Nuruko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191508 I'd rather an oppai loli squid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:26:02 2015 No.14191517 Anubis playing Pikmin

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:26:15 2015 No.14191518 >>14191510 With which monstergirls companions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:26:27 2015 No.14191519 >>14191478 >That body >Human hands The Alp was great though so Baphomet not being perfect can be overlooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:26:57 2015 No.14191521 File: 75 KB, 600x800, 1431391994461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191478 Goddamn, I've waited so long for someone to draw an adult Bapho. Excellent work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:28:45 2015 No.14191527 >>14191518 No preference, I just want adventure

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:30:06 2015 No.14191529 >>14191067 >>14191075 Well, it's better than last week, at least. That expression is good, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:32:18 2015 No.14191536 >>14191527 >"You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to The Outer Limits "

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:33:31 2015 No.14191539

>>14191517
Would she do her best to try and keep every Pikmin alive, and feel guilt for each death in her name?
Would she simply not care, beyond disliking the interruption to her plans?
Or would she actively sacrifice individual Pikmin so that she can fight enemies more quickly and efficiently?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:35:01 2015 No.14191541 >>14191536 Do I get to fight goblins

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:35:02 2015 No.14191542 >>14191478 Too big, no cute paws, no cute fuzzy ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:35:06 2015 No.14191543 >>14191539 She'd be the Autist who speedruns it and throws the controller when she messes something up costing her 2.3 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:35:45 2015 No.14191544 >>14191478 >that face >human hands >elf ears >adult Meh. It's shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:36:54 2015 No.14191546 >>14191478 Before you ask C is for Cookie!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:38:34 2015 No.14191551 >>14191461 Come on, don't you want to slap those perky titties whenever a Vampire Mosquito starts sucking on you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:40:17 2015 No.14191556 >>14191478 i like it. i will keep her twin sister unchanged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:40:50 2015 No.14191558 >>14191551 I'd just bug spray them away before they could get close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:41:05 2015 No.14191559 >>14191478 C better be for Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:42:01 2015 No.14191562 >>14191559 D is for dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:42:28 2015 No.14191563 >>14191478 That's actually pretty shitty. A shame. Also, that face. Oh god, it's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:43:01 2015 No.14191566 >you will never spend eternity in the shirohebi pit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:43:58 2015 No.14191569 File: 406 KB, 556x313, 1438028489023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191559 >>14191562 >TFW your favorite Monster Girl has multiple other girls starting with the same letter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:44:00 2015 No.14191570 >>14191563 The face isn't that bad. You're probably just used to seeing softer, more moeblobby faces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:44:13 2015 No.14191571 >>14191551 No I mean a full anything goes battle for dominance

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:44:26 2015 No.14191573 >>14191075 Well, there's another one for my shit-list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:45:06 2015 No.14191574 >>14191566 Are there loli ones there? There better be loli ones there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:46:24 2015 No.14191576 >>14191570 But that's the point of Baphos! They're a cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:46:42 2015 No.14191577 File: 770 KB, 858x1200, 41345419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191562 E is for Enourmous insertion

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:47:02 2015 No.14191578 >>14191574 It would be a pretty poor Shirohebi pit if it didn't have all shapes and sizes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:48:39 2015 No.14191580 >>14191570 Doubt it, I've seen all sorts of better images with decent faces. It actually reminds me of that one character, the one that people always call out on manface. It's pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:48:48 2015 No.14191581 >>14191577 Based BadHand and his obsession with loli kitsune butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:49:19 2015 No.14191583 >>14191574 Busty ones, loli ones, tall ones, short ones. Pygmies, dires, fit, muscled, and fat. If you want hebies than this where it's at

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:50:51 2015 No.14191586 >>14191583 I'll take all the tall, fire, and fat hebis and make a new snake pit devoted to being the softest one, where even a 6 ft man can feel like he's being /ss/ed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:51:12 2015 No.14191587 >>14191577 F is for familiar! Adorable, magical girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:51:40 2015 No.14191589 >>14191075 i am making friends with Spider Kingdom to get mosquito netting. i absolutely hate mosquitos buzzing wings

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:52:14 2015 No.14191590 >>14191580 >that one character, the one that people always call out on manface. Who?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:53:27 2015 No.14191594

>>14191571
But she's just a slender little bug girl who sucks like an industrial vacuum. Why would you force her to strain and roll around trying to comfortably straddle you just for a snack?

Besides, she's probably smaller than you. The odds aren't fair if she doesn't have at least one of her sisters along.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:53:57 2015 No.14191595 >>14191586 >A pit of long, strongfat heibis Oh my, that sounds like a nice pit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:54:01 2015 No.14191596 http://i.imgur.com/ss9UH5n.gif How tempting is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:57:38 2015 No.14191601 >>14191594 I'm not here for fun and games, I'm here for a fight for your life no holds barred rape or be raped battle against a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:58:40 2015 No.14191605 >>14191596 What the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:01:50 2015 No.14191609 >>14191596 Those snake like heads are total nope material but I still would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:06:26 2015 No.14191615 I want my vampirefu to give me a sweater for the winter, thank her, and then realized it was a turtle neck before she ripped the neck part off and look at her and she acts coy about it! then let her nibble my fingers a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:09:02 2015 No.14191619 File: 421 KB, 816x1200, 1429242097014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191590 Probably means manface fox.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:14:11 2015 No.14191634 >>14191601 Then you seem to be looking for some Ogres.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:14:27 2015 No.14191636 >>14191566 I'd rather bug pit, with all the species done so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:16:00 2015 No.14191640 >>14191634 As long she has dfc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:16:19 2015 No.14191643 File: 88 KB, 768x768, 1434749744847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191067 >>14191075 >mfw we get this thing before we get something cooler like a Vampire Werebat At least de-lolification potions are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:18:01 2015 No.14191647 >>14191643 She's not a loli

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:19:27 2015 No.14191650 I want to keep a loli Apophis tied up in my basement!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:19:30 2015 No.14191651 >>14191067 She better get a fat red tummy if she drinks too much or she's going to get the bug zapper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:20:43 2015 No.14191653 >>14191640 I'm sure you could find one that does and is really pissed about it, just looking for a guy to fuck senseless and prove her ample, muscular tush is more than enough to compensate for her meager chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:21:22 2015 No.14191656 >>14191651 Cute petite mosquito girls to bloodflate into a fatty tubby cute mosquito!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:21:36 2015 No.14191657 File: 603 KB, 900x1100, 077bd5a057cdaef6ea01b0a84fd115a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191234 KC should make a busty Onee-san tier sorceress at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:23:35 2015 No.14191659 >>14191656 Sounds cute, I'd carry her off after she drinks too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:23:55 2015 No.14191660 >>14191653 Sounds perfect, whats her name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:24:19 2015 No.14191662 >>14191650 I want to spank a tied-up Apophis's tummy and tease her about the Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:26:41 2015 No.14191669 File: 502 KB, 758x1090, moai-statue-rano-raraku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191478 >that face .less is going into uncanny territory now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:27:46 2015 No.14191672 >>14191516 >Arekishi will never draw more of that brown oppai loli Lamia

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:28:05 2015 No.14191673 >>14191669 What's the problem with the face anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:28:28 2015 No.14191677 >>14191657 He really should.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:28:33 2015 No.14191678 >>14191669 while STILL having his retarded Pizza cutter chins

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:30:36 2015 No.14191682 >>14191067 >>14191075 >>14191114 >Mosquito The Far Cry 2 memories are coming back already. Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:31:38 2015 No.14191687 >>14191673 If they're not perfectly rounded, large eyed, soft-as-clouds faces, then they obviously belong on a man. After all, it's impossible for a female to to look aggresive or have sharp features, don't you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:31:48 2015 No.14191688 >>14191682 The next Far Cry is set in 10,000 BC. Does Neanderthal pussy count as a Monster Girl?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:34:25 2015 No.14191695

>>14191687
>If they're not perfectly rounded, large eyed, soft-as-clouds faces, then they obviously belong on a man.
>Making something that takes more skill than anime-like faces = manfaces

He's doing more realistic faces now. Girls in real life don't have bigass eyes like in anime, kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:34:51 2015 No.14191696 File: 120 KB, 622x621, 1439311141605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191687 >being this analpained over people having a dissenting opinion on how .less draws his faces

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:35:19 2015 No.14191701 >>14191687 >After all, it's impossible for a female to to look aggresive or have sharp features, don't you know. It's also possible for them to have those features without looking like a dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:35:30 2015 No.14191702 less when are we getting more Haohi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:35:51 2015 No.14191706 >>14191695 I was being sarcastic in my comment. I agree with your point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:36:01 2015 No.14191707 >>14191688 Sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:36:33 2015 No.14191708 >>14191702 Hopefully never

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:37:38 2015 No.14191711 >>14191702 Hopefully soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:37:46 2015 No.14191712 >>14191695 >Making something that takes more skill than anime-like faces = manfaces I could spend six hours drawing a highly realistic turd, at the end of the day it would still look less appealing than a 1 hour sketch of a cute girl by Luth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:38:08 2015 No.14191714 >>14191702 Whenever he decides to come back and avatarfag again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:38:27 2015 No.14191716 >>14191688 >>14191707 No, it's just neanderthal pussy. Our ancestors. Nothing monstergirl-y about it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:39:04 2015 No.14191718

>>14191660
As if she'd give her name to every fuccboi who picks a fight with her. She's the Green Twister to any poor sap who finds himself in a custom triangle choke hold faced with a choice between passing out or doing something useful with their mouth for a change.

Fair warning. If by some miracle you succeed in getting the upper had her, she might start dripping like a faucet from being unable to move with somebody mounting her. It could be very distracting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:39:32 2015 No.14191719 >>14191695 Real people don't also have chins sharp enough to classify as weapons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:39:43 2015 No.14191720 >>14191075 https://youtu.be/mdl67r29tQA?t=1m55s

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:39:48 2015 No.14191721 >>14191712 >still look less appealing Maybe to a weaboo, like yourself. But not to people who actually like, study and critiscize actual art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:40:05 2015 No.14191723 >>14191716 But they're not out ancestors. I mean they are if you're living outside of Africa, but they're still a non-sapiens species of human. What more could we need?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:40:59 2015 No.14191725 >>14191721 >Maybe to a weaboo, like yourself You are saying this in a general where the majority of the content comes from Japan. Are you actually retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:41:19 2015 No.14191727 File: 763 KB, 1280x1583, ayylmaocifer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does everyone feel about Mermaid knees in the new SMTIV sequel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:41:30 2015 No.14191728 >>14191725 Also on a board dedicated to otaku culture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:41:38 2015 No.14191729 >>14191723 Didn't the first human ancestors that gave way for evolution to all the others originate from Africa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:42:25 2015 No.14191733 >>14191688 >>14191716 >Implying that's not when merpeople, giants, and other half-men creatures existed >before homosapians wiped them out/drove them into hiding

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:42:48 2015 No.14191735 >>14191721 >Maybe to a weaboo, like yourself. Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:42:49 2015 No.14191736 >>14191727 That's fucking retarded. >>14191729 What I'm telling you is that all Homo Sapiens who LIVE outside of Africa have Neanderthal genes, that is, genes specific to their species. Fun fact: they were gingers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:43:22 2015 No.14191740 >>14191727 >SMTIV sequel Huh. That's interesting.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:43:27 2015 No.14191741

>>14191721
Really though it's possible to draw more realistic faces without being outright masculine. There's plenty of cute 3D girls who don't look like men.
>people who actually like, study and critiscize actual art.
Stop being a pretentious fuck, you speak like his work is going to get put in an art gallery or something. It's just monster girl tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:44:16 2015 No.14191745 >>14191727 3DS? Or PS4? Or fucking peeu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:44:19 2015 No.14191747 >>14191725 I don't think it makes the point any less valid. Just that it'll be shouted down more by the people here. Any community on the internet will naturally favour opinion and fondness of whatever the community is based around over common sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:44:41 2015 No.14191749 >>14191745 3ds

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:45:00 2015 No.14191750

>>14191725
>>14191728

So you're saying that .less isn't allowed to draw monstergirls with the faces he wants just because we're in /jp/? Even if it is new OC that he didn't make explicitly to bait us, such as guro or yuri?

The only retard here is you.

>>14191741
>Stop being a pretentious fuck
.less has been visiting fucking /ic/ for weeks now, that's the Artwork AND Critique board. What the fuck do you think he's aiming for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:45:10 2015 No.14191751 >>14191721 Whoah there, hold your classic tastes and refined sensibilities in line before they scorch the entire place! Anyway, >trying into academical discussion over something an egomaniac pinoy spurted out You're gonna lose no matter outcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:45:58 2015 No.14191753 >>14191750 Why are you quoting me, I didn't say anything about .less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:46:12 2015 No.14191754 >>14191721 If you'd be doing either of those you wouldn't be spewing all this dumb shit. Artists drawing either in western or eastern style variations that use small amounts of abstraction can still draw distinctly feminine faces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:46:21 2015 No.14191756 >>14191740 SMT IV FINAL somethingsomething

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:46:28 2015 No.14191759 I want to spike the punch at a Sabbath meeting with _Mino_ milk and no one can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:47:11 2015 No.14191761 >>14191750 Sucking it way too hard bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:47:15 2015 No.14191762 File: 3.23 MB, 445x247, 434634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191721 My sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:47:57 2015 No.14191764 >>14191750 You managed to address absolutely nothing in the posts you quoted. Congratulations.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:47:59 2015 No.14191765

>>14191750
>So you're saying that .less isn't allowed to draw monstergirls with the faces he wants just because we're in /jp/?
He has a tumblr and there's also a board especially meant for western style art, there's even a little notice for it at the top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:47:59 2015 No.14191766 >>14191759 Will you take responsibility for the rage?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:49:06 2015 No.14191770

>>14191750
>.less has been visiting fucking /ic/ for weeks now, that's the Artwork AND Critique board. What the fuck do you think he's aiming for?
How do we rescue him? They're going to ruin him. I want to save .less so he'll keep drawing cute monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:49:25 2015 No.14191772 >>14191721 >But not to people who actually like, study and critiscize actual art. Where the hell are you going to find those you insufferable elitist fuckmonger? This is 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:49:27 2015 No.14191773 >>14191766 I'll be laughing all the way home as I plan on hitting my next target. the hathor cult.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:49:54 2015 No.14191775 >>14191759 >Getting mobbed by oppai loli witches and baphomets Why didn't I think of this sooner?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:50:27 2015 No.14191777 >>14191770 >They're going to ruin him. He was ruined from the start anon, hate to break it to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:50:32 2015 No.14191778 >>14191750 >dickriding .less this hard It surprises me that he even had an internet defense force.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:50:38 2015 No.14191780

>>14191750
>What the fuck do you think he's aiming for?
Appealing to pretentious fucks such as yourself and forgetting who actually views his work/where he posts it. If he wants to appeal to /ic/ and meet their standards he can post it there but the moment it's here he's open to criticism from our point of view.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:51:34 2015 No.14191783 >>14191775 Nah, that's holst milk. Mino milk gives them muscle. Lots of muscle

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:52:18 2015 No.14191786 >>14191067 The sound of a balled up piece of paper going into a wastebasket. Not going to use in anything, make a good png, or do color swaps... Still, not as bad as the damn egg. Normally I dig KC, but I'm really not into the loli stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:52:49 2015 No.14191787 >>14191770 >They're going to ruin him He was ruined already

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:53:15 2015 No.14191788
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Another day spent doing things other than producing content for the thread. Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Also if that one WEIRDO who likes to sniff meeses is still here, sniff this.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:53:26 2015 No.14191789

>>14191777
>>14191787
But he was ruined in a way I liked. Yes, he drew cat dicks, furry, cuckolding, tg, and lord knows what else, but he was still ours!

I don't want him to be taken by people who want him to draw smaller tits, or won't ask him to draw angel feet. I love less and want him to stay! He's our drawfag, not theirs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:54:13 2015 No.14191796 >>14191702 I want to see her new, realistic feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:55:13 2015 No.14191799 >>14191778 >Any statement that doesn't shit hard on .less for whatever reason in any situation is dickriding not him, but fucking seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:55:22 2015 No.14191800 >>14191796 She'd end up with big, blocky troll feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:55:23 2015 No.14191801 >>14191788 I know for a fact that there is at least two of us mouse sniffing weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:56:05 2015 No.14191804 >>14191788 I'm glad you're at least feeding your maus Nyanon, I can only imagine what grueling tortures you subject them to when you disappear from the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:56:45 2015 No.14191809 >>14191804 I'm not Nyanon, he'd never give away a Maus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:56:56 2015 No.14191813 File: 239 KB, 424x600, 1425422680711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191788 Fat-bottomed Giant Mouse art when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:57:14 2015 No.14191816 >>14191801 I wouldn't sniff a meese but I'd certainly love to bait my house with traps and capture them all be they large mouse, dormouse, or hinezumi.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:57:32 2015 No.14191818

>>14191799
I I'm okay with .less and his art but in this case the comments are totally deserved.

It would have just stopped at pointing out the issue and leaving it there but this guy's been trying to white knight so hard that it's made the situation worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:58:36 2015 No.14191821 >>14191799 It's visibly analpained and overly defensive, there were earlier positive posts to the pic that didn't receive any attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:59:32 2015 No.14191826 >>14191788 As a matter of fact I am here, and I would love to sniff that maus.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:00:52 2015 No.14191828

>>14191816
What are you going to do when all your traps are full, hmmm? Mice trapped under boxes or comically oversized tupperware in your kitchen, mice with their arms or tails caught in mousegirl traps in your living room, and poor, frightened little mice stuck in cages in your bedroom? What happens to the poor girls now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:02:46 2015 No.14191831 >>14191828 They get sniffed, constantly.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:04:02 2015 No.14191836

>>14191813
Don't know.
Folks don't feed their mice so they're always scrawny.

I, for one, would love to hotdog a maus, gripping her plump cheeks in my hands.

>>14191828
I'll molest them for a while before I send them off with a warning not to return to my home lest they incur my wrath and receive a much harsher punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:04:26 2015 No.14191839 >>14191831 I'm curious. Was it Alp's horrible fetish fuel story that triggered this in you, or have you always been like that guy from Perfume?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:04:35 2015 No.14191840 >>14191831 What happens when the smell of frighetened, aroused maus turns to the smell of rotting, dead maus because you chose to smell them some more instead of feeding them? You monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:05:34 2015 No.14191842 File: 81 KB, 419x480, 1443984705481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191721 >But not to people who actually like, study and critiscize actual art. Topkek Looks we have an artist here! I will take big cola and double cheeseburger

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:06:35 2015 No.14191844 >>14191836 >incur my wrath and receive a much harsher punishment. You know they won't be able to stay away anon, I hope that's not just big talk. I hope you're prepared for when they all come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:06:54 2015 No.14191846 >>14191840 >implying I didn't sniff them as they ate >>14191839 No and no

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:07:53 2015 No.14191849 >>14191846 Then do tell what makes you tick, you potential-sex offender on the bus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:08:41 2015 No.14191852 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, Harpy catchs Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go Fisting with a Harpy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:09:12 2015 No.14191854 >>14191846 >implying I didn't sniff them as they ate Those poor meeces must be so scared! Too frightened to eat, still stuck in their various traps while you stare at them creepily and just... sniff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:09:43 2015 No.14191855 >>14191849 It would be easier to list what doesn't. I'm going to sleep now, maybe that other meesesniffer can answer your questions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:10:16 2015 No.14191858 >>14191852 I want to have long discussions with my Lilim the rapist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:10:24 2015 No.14191860 >>14191855 Such a lust for MGs... who? WHOOOO?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:10:54 2015 No.14191861 >>14191852 >that ass >that sweater >those gym shorts >those abs >those molestable Elven ears >those strong legs

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:11:12 2015 No.14191865

>>14191844
Well, if they do then I'll need to introduce them to a little 'toy' that a friend of mine whipped up in his free time.

I fill their rear and womanhood's with horsecock sized dildos that only I can remove, large enough so that you can see the bulge in their bellies and vibrating so strongly that the poor girls are perpetually wet

Then I send them off again with a dire warning to never return lest I punish them in the harshest way I can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:11:19 2015 No.14191866 I feel bad for mousegirls, first Nyanon, then Quicksilver, then these maussniffers. Buncha damn perverts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:12:26 2015 No.14191873 >>14191067 >>14191075 still better than Beelzebub

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:12:28 2015 No.14191874 >>14191866 One day I too will join the ranks of Maus molester by writing about a CC Maus who ends up in a troublesome situation!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:12:55 2015 No.14191876 >>14191866 Oh, I'm not this way with just mice. Any girl that messes with me has a 50/50 chance of it ending pure vanilla or having me do things that would make druella blush.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:13:45 2015 No.14191879

>>14191865
Jesus fucking christ anon, you don't fuck around. I don't think they'll be able to move around much like that though, are you just going to let them sluggishly crawl out your front door and expose themselves to the harsh, unforgiving world while they leak constant trails of maus-juice form their soaked panties?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:14:30 2015 No.14191881 I just wanna give a meece a giant block of cheese bigger than her and let her addiction get the better of her and rub big fat meece tummy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:15:52 2015 No.14191886 >>14191866 >>14191876 I can't help it either, Mice are just so good for doing unspeakably lewd things to!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:16:23 2015 No.14191889 >>14191879 Eh, I'd carry them out of my house but after that they'd be on their own. I don't tolerate girls who break into my house more than once and meesus are no exception.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:16:49 2015 No.14191890 Which monster girl would love full body massages the most?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:16:54 2015 No.14191891 >>14191881 Would you feed it to her via mouth-to-mouth cheese kissing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:18:17 2015 No.14191894 >>14191891 He could for the more resistant ones As soon as the cheese touched her tongue though that girl would be hooked, not stopping till all cheese in sight's been devoured.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:18:59 2015 No.14191895

>>14191889
YOu know they won't be able to get far like that. I hope you're a heavy sleeper because you're going to have a bunch of pleasure-overloaded meeces scratching at your door, tapping at your windows, and moaning and squeaking as they orgasm again and again.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:19:09 2015 No.14191896

>>14191891
No I feed to to her by putting her in a room with it and watching her start off denying it, saying she's stronger than it, but she starts to lose it and scarfs it down in the most unladylike fashion and watching her clothes part and or tear off from afar!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:22:14 2015 No.14191905 >>14191895 I'd be fine, just so long as they don't try to break in again. There's a special, final punishment for those who do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:23:07 2015 No.14191907 >>14191905 Now that you mentioned it you have to share with the class. You know how these things are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:23:12 2015 No.14191908 File: 102 KB, 834x960, 1437359495809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn, sure are lots of useless Mice out there. They're a shame to the species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:23:42 2015 No.14191910 >>14191896 But then you're just going to be left with a big ol' maus who can barely move! You'll take responsibility right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:24:57 2015 No.14191913 >>14191908 What would make a mouse useful? I mean, barring their own overpriced theme park?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:26:27 2015 No.14191916 >>14191913 Not sneaking into other people's houses for cheese for one thing. What's so hard about getting a job?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:27:15 2015 No.14191917

>>14191908
That's why I started my mouse-daki business! I take in mice who don't have anybody and after a little bit of special training and practicing, I ship them out to anyone who wants them! Lonely anons! Werekittenss who need playmates! Jinkos who need hunting targets! Mouse-dakis for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:28:49 2015 No.14191920 Speaking of mice, does anyone have that picture of a mousegirl wearing a skintight, Mickey Mouse-esque bodysuit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:29:31 2015 No.14191927 File: 598 KB, 1255x705, 1444235371715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shark mermaids are the superior mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:29:44 2015 No.14191928 >>14191917 I'd a mouse daki. They would be so good at that job. It will end up being more than a job before long, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:30:06 2015 No.14191929 >>14191927 She can plunder my booty any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:30:36 2015 No.14191930 File: 614 KB, 1024x1500, 1421915326765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191917 Wrap one up, will you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:30:45 2015 No.14191932 >>14191920 Actually, looking at Sankaku, there's a bunch of images which could fall under that category. The one I'm looking for has her kneeling, facing the viewer.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:31:19 2015 No.14191933

>>14191907
Well, I'm afraid it's not to terrible original now that the other guy's here but if they keep wanting to get in so badly then they're going to stay Forever.

I'd pick one of those twitching girls up, carry her to the basement an put her into a room filled with cheeses of all types.

Gouda, Brie, Hathor, Holst.
All the cheeses of the word put in one room for her to eat.
I'd do the kiss method so she gets a taste and let go of her so she can have her fill.

I'm not removing those dildo's yet because I'm going to let her go at that dairy as I turn those rods up to full force.

And then, when she's had her fill of both, I'd step in and aid her in finishing off that room.

Hand feeding her till she's unable to move.

After that it's off to a different room where she an the other rule breakers get to stay, fed cheese and tormented by those toys in them for eternity, unable to take even a single step.

I'm not a complet monster though so I'd 'reward' one who's been good with a night in bed with me before being sent back to the room where I've given them a few TV's and gaming systems to occupy their lust addled minds.

You know, I should probably show meesus that after the first offense but where would the fun in that be.

And that is why the maus should not break into my house.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:31:39 2015 No.14191934

>>14191916
Quite a bit, actually?

Hair too long? Take a hike
Marked in the wrong places? Get lost
Too short/tall to do the job? Go somewhere else.
Ears too exposed? Cover them up and look elsewhere.
Tail always in the way? Hightail it out of here.

And that's not getting into the experience needed for work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:32:15 2015 No.14191935 >>14191928 Oh, things often turn out that way just due to the training, especially with men. They're supposed to be permanent friends/lovers/companions. It'd be terrible if a Mouse-daki was suddenly alone and unwanted, wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:33:05 2015 No.14191937 >>14191934 Most of that is just racist and therefore illegal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:33:39 2015 No.14191941 >>14191933 Good god man, how many meece have fallen that low?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:34:48 2015 No.14191942 >>14191930 Yes yes, right away ma'am. Be sure to untie her at regular intervals though, she needs her exercise!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:35:20 2015 No.14191943 >>14191937 Who are they gonna believe? A honest-to-goodness neighborhood street merchant, or some pathetic louse that beats their babies in some back alley for crack?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:35:32 2015 No.14191944 >>14191942 She'll get to run around the lair all she wants. Not like she can fly out.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:36:14 2015 No.14191945
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>410 - RIP ARCHIVE.MOE

>Yes. I am now making this official: effective immediately we are shutting down
archive.moe. I have encountered numerous mistakes and issues which makes me
believe that I am no longer suitable to host the archives. The most recent
problem being a hardware failure resulting in the lost of our database and some
backups. I will be providing links to the latest working database backup we
have available, which is dated 2015-06, over the next few days. Regrettably
this means that 4 months of textual data has been lost. This data loss affects
the database only. I will also be transferring any projects I've provided
hosting for to more suitable individuals.

Fucking hell. How many archives do we need to go through before we get it right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:37:43 2015 No.14191946 >>14191945 Damn. So much for reliving that moment where they actually found waifu.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:37:57 2015 No.14191948

>>14191941

3 large mice
1 Dormouse
1 hinezumi who keeps thinking that I'm some reincarnated kung-fu master.

Most stop at step two and, after a year, I remove the 'toy' warning them that Step 3 is still but a breakin away.

I do take them t the beach every now and then though, if only so they can feel embarrassed as I put them in extremely revealing, too small bikinis so that all the other girls can get good laugh at them.

There was also a werecat who didn't take no for an answer three separate times who got the same punishment.

I don't discriminate against those who break into my house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:38:08 2015 No.14191949 >>14191945 Its the Jap I tell you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:38:37 2015 No.14191950 >>14191945 Just use warosu, it still archives /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:42:24 2015 No.14191957 >>14191948 I bet you can see their dildos through such small bikinis you perv.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:44:29 2015 No.14191958 >>14191891 anon could also melt the cheese and drizzle it all over her body. some folks get off on wax play, it'd be like that except it's edible. i'd make my mouse grilled cheese sandwiches everyday for lunch

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:45:41 2015 No.14191960 >>14191958 >wax play, it'd be like that except it's edible. Fantastic idea anon, I like it it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:46:18 2015 No.14191962 >>14191960 Me too. I wonder if it could be made to work in a story with the roles reversed.

swiss Momo Wed Oct 7 12:46:39 2015 No.14191963

>>14191067
>>14191075
all right, some related translations from his twitter (not much this time)

>they get pregnant relatively easy for a monstergirl and lay a rather vast amount of eggs, but nowhere near as much as normal mosquito do

>They can carry infectious demon realm diseases. And while they exclusively target men to suck blood, if a woman would be attacked, she'd not only monsterise, but also gets infected with said disease

>they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest. Also MAMONO MANA allows for long time preservation and amassing of blood
So I guess the more blood they keep sucking, the bigger their breasts might get. I had a hunch about this after looking at their design

I also noticed that both nectar and blood are listed as main food source, so they kinda combine both male and female (regular) mosquito in that regard

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:46:55 2015 No.14191966

>>14191957
Yep, although that's not what most folks are looking at, it's not often five mauses of that size are brought to the beach and dressed that skimpily.

It makes it a little tough telling if their faces are red because they're getting sunburned, although I make sure to lather them up nice and good with sunscreen, or because they're embarrassed.

That and I bring a few extra snacks sometimes so they can pop their tops before we go.

It's pretty fun to tease them, although I do make sure that the 'good girls' for they day get a special reward that night.

cuddling and cheesecake for dessert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:49:03 2015 No.14191972 >>14191962 You mean like the mouse being the dom and licking the cheese off her husband after she drips it on him with a large wooden spoon? That's a nice idea too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:49:06 2015 No.14191973 >>14191963 >they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest. Oppai mosquito, perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:49:45 2015 No.14191975 >>14191972 >husband Oh no, not husband. Manwhore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:49:49 2015 No.14191976 >>14191963 >they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest BLOOD TITTIES

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:50:45 2015 No.14191981 >>14191963 Time to make one of those mosquito's have a blood drinking contest with a vampire and see who wins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:51:02 2015 No.14191983 >>14191975 Oh yes, quite. Silly me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:51:06 2015 No.14191984 File: 63 KB, 1000x1125, the-butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is MGT's opinion on loli kitsunes?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:51:34 2015 No.14191986
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>>14191935
You know what? We're almost dead and it's been a while since we've had the last round of confessions so let' hear them.

I don't get why people get so angry about monstergirls. I'm not talking about not liking certain girls or getting mad when someone thinks others are ruining his fun, I'm talking about screaming about how much you hate them and having edgy fantasies, like mantis fag. It just seems so petty and autistic, even for this place.

I stalk some of the threads on /jp/ to see what they say about us. Back when the archive was up, I used that too.

I honestly like you guys, even if everyone enjoys biting the bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:52:04 2015 No.14191989 File: 390 KB, 750x1058, 1419846403383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191983 I think it would work well, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:52:11 2015 No.14191991 >>14191984 Top fucking tier as long as they aren't in to beastiality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:52:18 2015 No.14191992 >>14191984 i LIKE THEIR MOTHERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:52:25 2015 No.14191993 File: 297 KB, 900x675, 640fd59c1e2e09a2d7b0223ea150ce0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14191984 They are for love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:53:12 2015 No.14191994 >>14191989 Of course it would!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:54:10 2015 No.14191996 >>14191994 If only it was being written by someone who isn't a complete hack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:54:42 2015 No.14191997 >>14191986 I feel you nigga, if it weren't for these threads I wouldn't be nearly as happy as I am now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:55:22 2015 No.14191999 >>14191992 How about mother/daughter threesomes? Even more fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:55:43 2015 No.14192000 >>14191996 Yeah decent writefags, where you at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:56:04 2015 No.14192001 >>14191993 I want to protect that fluff

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:56:50 2015 No.14192003 >>14191999 No, no loli. Thick tall mothers only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:57:02 2015 No.14192004 >>14191966 >Anon at the beach surrounding by five extra big meesus and a bloated werecat, each of the girls in string bikinis that are far too small for each of them. Oh boy, I can only imagine the shame they'd feel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:57:46 2015 No.14192006 >>14192000 Probably working hard for the betterment of society.

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