Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:02:18 2015 No.14170065 [Reply] [Original]

I have three size D batteries lodged inside my asshole as a defensive measure. I call it "The Shining Dragon".

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:04:01 2015 No.14170071 First for latex Kikis are olev!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:04:03 2015 No.14170072 File: 155 KB, 850x850, 1417664503517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Squirrel tits wins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:04:29 2015 No.14170075 File: 3.46 MB, 5400x3600, 1443686764697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Doorbell rings >Go answer door >See this sight on your front lawn What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:04:34 2015 No.14170077 File: 66 KB, 700x324, 1442619766057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread now belongs to awawawawawawa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:05:10 2015 No.14170079 >>14170063 >>14170072 Godammit, I was just about to post Nu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:05:41 2015 No.14170083 >>14170075 Did it hurt when her wings got all ripped up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:06:03 2015 No.14170085 >>14170065 I just realized Crank 2 would be a funny film with her in it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:06:16 2015 No.14170086 >>14170075 I don't really like Jabberwocks, so I tell her that I'm not interested and close the door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:06:29 2015 No.14170087 File: 331 KB, 723x546, 1439769543488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to use protection

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:06:38 2015 No.14170089 File: 844 KB, 1920x1080, 1443661590130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A drunken centaur will never force you to impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:07:08 2015 No.14170092 >>14170087 Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:07:11 2015 No.14170093 >>14170075 Blush and cry like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:07:43 2015 No.14170095 >>14170077 I don't even know what that noise sounds like

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:07:53 2015 No.14170099 >>14170079 Squirrel > Murder clones What kind of monster girl would Nu be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:08:16 2015 No.14170101 >>14170075 >not vanilla dragon Try next door, honey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:08:40 2015 No.14170102 >>14170095 To be honest I can't picture it myself either. But wendigos are cute, so I want to try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:09:00 2015 No.14170105 >>14170099 Golem

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:09:21 2015 No.14170106 >>14170075 Take her in by the hand. Or paw. Or jaw. Or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:09:34 2015 No.14170107 File: 396 KB, 1181x1679, hitler-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Humanity is the scariest monster of all

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:10:45 2015 No.14170113 >>14170075 jabberwocky's design was miss for me, was too busy, but that pic is fabulous. grats to anon who woos her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:11:09 2015 No.14170114 File: 2.47 MB, 1254x1122, Nu-13_(Sprite,_Relius'_Astral).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170099 What >>14170105 said due to her artificial nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:11:20 2015 No.14170116 >>14170107 I kind of want to see if her pubes are shaven into a little mustache.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:11:35 2015 No.14170119 >>14170095 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0psCCqG2CEk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:11:59 2015 No.14170121 >>14170116 It's called an 'airstrip'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:12:34 2015 No.14170122 >>14170121 But wouldn't that be wrong by 90 degrees?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:15:05 2015 No.14170128 File: 344 KB, 500x708, nu ragna hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170114 So I guess that means Noel and Lambda would be Golems too, that's alright. I just hope that the Demonic Energy keeps her murder tendencies down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:16:14 2015 No.14170131 >>14170089 What do you mean "force?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:16:55 2015 No.14170133 >>14170089 Good, horses are awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:17:44 2015 No.14170135 >>14170128 Tanabe should do more RagnaxNu stuff, preferably the kind that focuses on her yandere aspects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:18:50 2015 No.14170140 >Barely got the motivation to write a story >Sat down 4 hours ago to write >Churn out over 2000 words >It's now 6am Oh god, I've become what I feared the most. A nocturnal writer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:19:08 2015 No.14170141 >>14170135 Tanabe is a fucking saint, now if only that Bullet doujin got scanned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:19:33 2015 No.14170142 >>14170085 >you will never have a movie where jason statham and a raiju fight to get charged

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:20:59 2015 No.14170146 >>14170140 Welcome to the club. It's hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:22:52 2015 No.14170151 >>14170141 I know, right? You'd think someone would've uploaded it by now. Oh well, I've got my copy, so at least I can enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:22:55 2015 No.14170153 File: 329 KB, 512x512, 1443052169702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170146 How do I escape it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:23:42 2015 No.14170154 >>14170151 Please scan it. Or at least give me a summary of what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:24:31 2015 No.14170157 >>14170140 Meh. I've always been a nightowl, it just feels right. I feel physically better and am more productive after dusk. There is nothing I hate more than the hours proceeding 11 am, though. Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:24:45 2015 No.14170158 >>14170140 >Barely motivated to continue writing a story >Sat down and started to continue writing >Put out over 20 words JOB WELL DONE, SELF.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:25:03 2015 No.14170161 File: 370 KB, 572x1088, 1440155295718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170141 I want that Alpha-01 doujin to get scantlated already. Hell, all of its text is compiled into http://pastebin.com/J3MqcBqG

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:25:29 2015 No.14170162 >>14170161 Alpha is bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:26:54 2015 No.14170169 >>14170153 How would I know? I've always been writing here. Some might say all this dark and evil makes me write cute things really well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:27:49 2015 No.14170174 File: 255 KB, 1321x1782, 1441325120584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170158 Do it, Anon. Write. Do it for the parpy. Do it because if you don't, no one will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:27:57 2015 No.14170176 >>14170157 Preceding is the word I meant, whoops. Anyway, don't worry about it. Getting your sleep cycle back is easy enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:28:40 2015 No.14170177 >>14170161 Managed to get that last comiket, plus the new Makoto one. They're pretty great. Also got the Bullet/Celica one the comiket before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:30:16 2015 No.14170180 >>14170177 Lucky bastard. I'd love to invest in some Blazblue merch at some point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:31:46 2015 No.14170184 >>14170065 We're out of double A batteries, so I'm just whittling down a couple of these D's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:32:38 2015 No.14170188 >>14170177 >Also got the Bullet/Celica What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:33:56 2015 No.14170192 File: 692 KB, 900x787, 1443764036652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169228 never tried linking to an archived post before oh god i hope this works

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:35:17 2015 No.14170197

>>14170154
No.

Ragna gets the glasses again. Fucks Noel, Tsubaki, Makoto, Litchi and Kokonoe. Kagura bitches about it while dicking a hot fox girl. Celica watches on from the shadows. Eventually she stumbles across Bullet who wants a piece of the Ragna D too. They do it. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots. So much that after a brief skip forward at the end, Ragna looks like a mummy in heart-shaped glasses when they're eating together. Then the other girls appear again and drag him off for more, with Tao now in tow too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:36:29 2015 No.14170199 >>14170197 Thank you based anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:36:47 2015 No.14170201 File: 35 KB, 720x480, Aisha stronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Discuss the gracefulness of catrobatics.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:36:50 2015 No.14170202

>>14170188
The one described here >>14170197

>>14170177
Nice. I've got those three, plus the Mu/Nu one. It's what kickstarted me into buying doujins at all, since I just HAD to have it. Now I've got this little black box at the side of my bed just full-up with doujins. Plus a bookshelf of H-Manga and artbooks...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:38:15 2015 No.14170204 >>14170192 >messenger_sandwiched_between_the_watchdog_and_paarl.jpg This is pretty nice drawfriend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:38:48 2015 No.14170205 >>14170201 Banned after a were-cat did a super decadouble backflip off the high bar and landed directly on their competitor's face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:39:06 2015 No.14170206 >>14170192 >being a manlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:39:13 2015 No.14170209 File: 2.11 MB, 3264x2448, 20151002_153458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170188 This one. Believe it was never scanned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:39:44 2015 No.14170210 >>14170205 I see. I'm stealing this, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:40:58 2015 No.14170211 >>14170202 I really should get into buying doujins, guess I should find out where to buy them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:41:44 2015 No.14170214 >>14170210 Go ahead, I wasn't using it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:41:53 2015 No.14170215 >>14170209 Nice nails. Also, better delete that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:41:54 2015 No.14170216 >>14170209 Have fun on vacation!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:42:28 2015 No.14170218 >>14170211 I use Melon-Books and Toranoana. Of course, they don't ship to the West, so you have to use a proxy buyer. I like Noppin.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:44:40 2015 No.14170224

>>14170216
Eh, got this one last christmas but I was there for a year on study abroad. meaning I skipped most of my classes and spent all my time buying doujins and getting drunk.
>>14170215
Oh, didn't even think about the tits. Guess I'll delete it in a sec.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:45:36 2015 No.14170227 >>14170224 Translator's note: vacation means a ban.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:48:03 2015 No.14170232 File: 1.27 MB, 2560x1057, Mad-Max-Fury-Road.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me, Could your waifu survive the wasteland?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:49:14 2015 No.14170235 >>14170232 Yes, but she couldn't survive the massive issues brought out by the shitters arguing about gender roles that ruined everything related to this movie, and by extension, the setting itself.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:49:25 2015 No.14170236
File: 373 KB, 1000x1401, 563dad9f80f47e52af7c1aad820e5c2censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Blazblue is at least tangentially related to monstergirls, isn't it?
>>14170224
I wish Tanabe would do some stuff involving Es from XBlaze, considering the fact he's drawn her before.
Also, an interesting tidbit on Es is that her Actress voices Suu in the MM animu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:50:54 2015 No.14170240 >>14170232 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:53:08 2015 No.14170244 File: 278 KB, 1000x1000, BladeWolfGirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170236 >Spoiler Eh. It has Squirrel and Cat Girls are the very least. More related if you count Robot Girls under the ever wider umbrella of "MGs".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:54:06 2015 No.14170248 >>14170232 I want my waifu to WITNESS ME!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:55:13 2015 No.14170250 >>14170244 >Robot Girls They're more like magical constructs due to Seithr and Grimoires and all that jazz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:55:16 2015 No.14170251 >>14170248 Witness you do what, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:00:38 2015 No.14170263 >>14170248 That's easy. All you have to do is flip the rig you're driving to save your waifu and all your friends from a developmentally challenge giant with a stupid name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:02:31 2015 No.14170272 >>14170263 Or you could just walk away

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:08:23 2015 No.14170284 >>14170263 Was it Victus? Bictus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:08:50 2015 No.14170289 >>14170248 >"Mediocre." yfw?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:09:52 2015 No.14170291 >>14170192 I want to be sandwiched by Monster Girls!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:10:47 2015 No.14170293 >>14170284 Rictus. RICTUS ERECTUS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:11:54 2015 No.14170294 >>14170293 >Rictus Oh god that's even worse. At least Joe had a normal name

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:13:33 2015 No.14170296 File: 451 KB, 609x706, Hope Rides Alone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170293 >>14170294 I don't even know what's going on anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:17:59 2015 No.14170303 File: 401 KB, 693x1100, KoboldAnatomy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170296 Here's a useful infograph

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:18:58 2015 No.14170305 >>14170303 This is completely irrelevant!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:24:07 2015 No.14170314 >>14170294 It's proof that Joe hates his kids. Let's review their names shall we? Rictus Erectus Corpus Colossus Scabrous Scrotus Dude did not know how to name his kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:24:16 2015 No.14170315 File: 232 KB, 700x600, 1442507802410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, who wants to come to the basement with me? It'll be fun, it has nachos and beer down there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:25:26 2015 No.14170323 >>14170315 I dunno, I think I've fallen for this ruse before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:25:56 2015 No.14170324 >>14170315 Sure I.....wait, what kind of beer and nachos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:26:22 2015 No.14170325 >>14170315 My HUD says your porn. Not happening, pal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:26:55 2015 No.14170328 >>14170314 Do you think there's something funny about the name Biggus Dickus? >>14170315 For the last time, Destiny sucks.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:27:02 2015 No.14170330

>>14170314
Hey man, when you're worshipped as a profit to thousands of people who would probably suck your- actually, lets not even imagine that- you tend to not care about your kids
Especially since he was really heartfallen at the news that his next kid would've been perfect in every way. I bet you Joe would've named him something normal and he would've been the next in line to reign over the Citadel

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:27:39 2015 No.14170331 >>14170325 >*you're

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:27:57 2015 No.14170332 >>14170315 Nice try Mr. Big Gay Alp, I don't even like beer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:28:56 2015 No.14170335 >>14170314 >you will never name your daughteru Fergus Fishtaco

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:29:41 2015 No.14170337 >>14170315 Pass. Not in a nachos mood Now, if it were pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:30:43 2015 No.14170338 >>14170335 >You will never name you daughteru Beru Wiffale

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:31:29 2015 No.14170343 File: 204 KB, 800x654, 1434641278910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170323 >>14170324 >>14170325 >>14170328 >>14170332 >>14170337 If you come down to the basement now, you can have one of these too. Come on, you know you want one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:32:00 2015 No.14170344 >>14170343 Pass. It's not pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:32:19 2015 No.14170346 >>14170343 >71.7% I call shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:32:42 2015 No.14170347 File: 537 KB, 850x530, tumblr_mr71wvxuTz1qe4o1to1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this picture is a lie knife-ears don't enjoy video games

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:33:56 2015 No.14170354 >>14170347 They're clearly playing mario party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:34:25 2015 No.14170355 >>14170347 I love how the fighter can't even fit through the door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:34:53 2015 No.14170357 >>14170354 >Playing Mario Party >With that party This is how friendships are broken and how people die in dungeons

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:34:56 2015 No.14170358 File: 67 KB, 532x398, 1442082933007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170354 >Third Party PS3 Controllers >Mario Party

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:35:24 2015 No.14170359 >>14170347 On a playstation console? I bet they're playing Gauntlet: Dark Legacy. And Elf is hogging EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:36:47 2015 No.14170360 >>14170358 You heard me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:37:01 2015 No.14170361 >>14170359 >Implying they're not playing Playstation All Stars Ahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:39:26 2015 No.14170370 >>14170315 alp I swear to god i'mma slap you titties

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:39:35 2015 No.14170371 >>14170361 Playstation All Stars is kind of a "Meh" game. Not bad, but it's lack of a decent roster and shortage of stages keeps it from being good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:39:39 2015 No.14170372 >>14170358 >Not playing Mario Party on your Microsoft Vita.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:40:40 2015 No.14170374 >>14170361 >Playstation All Stars That fucking cat character, god damn I was way too fucking OP with that little shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:42:57 2015 No.14170380 File: 302 KB, 1920x1080, 1429423275336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Video games? In /mgg/? Someone should be upset!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:43:34 2015 No.14170382 >>14170372 I think you just gave me an aneurism...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:45:30 2015 No.14170389 >>14170380 I'm upset, /mgg/ has consistently had terrible tastes in video games.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:45:32 2015 No.14170390 >>14170372 >Microsoft Vita >2015 >Not playing your portable games on a PSP (Panasonic Portable)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:47:07 2015 No.14170395 >>14170315 >69.5% Fucking lewd ass alps

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:48:51 2015 No.14170397 File: 490 KB, 655x927, 1428360146857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! The Cow you tipped is actually kind of cute! What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:49:08 2015 No.14170398 >>14170380 I just want to laze around on the couch with my waifu playing vidya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:49:36 2015 No.14170402 >>14170397 Help her up

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:51:09 2015 No.14170408 >>14170397 Apologize to her and her big minotaur sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:51:10 2015 No.14170409 >>14170398 >Live inna Lair >wanna play vidya >Waifu gets the Lich to make electricity so I can do it Now then, what should I play to get her into it too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:53:46 2015 No.14170418 >>14170397 "Tip" her some more. Tip is an acronym for touch in places.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:54:51 2015 No.14170421 >>14170398 i want this, but she's sitting in my lap or we're just cuddling on the couch on a sunny afternoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:57:24 2015 No.14170430 >>14170397 I touch the cow and do it now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:58:53 2015 No.14170433 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, kraken8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you like to join the Kraken kuddle klub?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:00:15 2015 No.14170437 >>14170433 hell yeah, best sea girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:00:29 2015 No.14170438 >>14170433 Touchy-feely nee-sans who make me take ink-blot tests and all the ink-blots look like lewd stuff and when I say what they look like they call me a weirdo and touchy-feely me up some more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:02:03 2015 No.14170440 >>14170433 Will the Kraken Kuddle Klub and their onee-sans help put the Jabberwock onee-sans in their place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:02:22 2015 No.14170441 >>14170409 Maybe FF7? Or maybe Super Mario Sunshine? I don't know man, probably something gateway like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:03:06 2015 No.14170443 File: 45 KB, 500x281, one-track mind.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170438 >all the ink-blots look like lewd stuff What did you expect from a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:05:13 2015 No.14170451 2 questions. 1,>>14170347 what is the witch doing? 2. do you think Raijus would be intrested in REZ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:06:47 2015 No.14170458 File: 183 KB, 707x1000, Harpys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ive come to the realization that i might not be eating enough, and this might be affecting my sleep, lets hope i can get some sleep later

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:07:43 2015 No.14170461 >>14170458 I read Stephen King's Insomnia. You're gonna die, boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:08:34 2015 No.14170463 >>14170440 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:09:18 2015 No.14170465 >>14170463 Tentacles vs Wocks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:10:03 2015 No.14170467 >>14170465 I want to cuddle my Kraken Onee-san in front of a campfire on a Jabberwock Onee-san's front lawn!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:11:30 2015 No.14170470 File: 1.33 MB, 1000x1000, 1443545628317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170433 Nah, I want a waifu I can feel warm cuddling with as the big spoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:14:08 2015 No.14170473 >>14170470 Ha! Gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:19:24 2015 No.14170477 >>14170397 Marry her and make lots of cows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:21:19 2015 No.14170480 >>14170470 Kitsune are okay in the kuddle klub

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:23:22 2015 No.14170482 >>14170480 But it has Kraken right in the title. Are they just diversifying to expand their club like the sabbath scouts or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:25:02 2015 No.14170485 >>14170480 As long as it's not the KC Kitsune Kuddle Klub... Why doesn't MGE have a SINGLE good kitsune? I normally like foxgirls but all of the ones Kenkou has made are bland.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:27:44 2015 No.14170487 File: 139 KB, 416x600, Youko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170485 Kyaan~!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:29:47 2015 No.14170490 >>14170485 That one image he made of the little kitsune is good. Why not get a bunch of those?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:33:21 2015 No.14170494

>>14170485

Eh, they have older art.

In my opinion his art has improved considerably over time, but a lot of monsters are stuck with rather unflattering art.

Hell, even the Echidna is stuck with old art, and she's got new art on the cover of one of the fucking books.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:33:29 2015 No.14170495 >tfw Raiju profile repeatedly mentions "best men" they're only after >you're average Triggered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:35:19 2015 No.14170497 >>14170495 Just wear wooly clothing and generate lots of static electricity, you'll look a lot more attractive to them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:35:23 2015 No.14170498 >>14170495 Raiju-chan deserves a far better profile than was written for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:37:14 2015 No.14170499 File: 601 KB, 1200x1129, 1443771434296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for your threadly dose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:39:06 2015 No.14170502 >>14170499 What's this, doc?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:40:28 2015 No.14170504 >>14170502 I don't know, but it smells awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:40:49 2015 No.14170507 >>14170502 Bootlegged drugs from Estonia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:42:11 2015 No.14170512 >>14170502 That's not your medicine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:43:34 2015 No.14170517 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170499 Don't open it, this person is a fraud!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:43:44 2015 No.14170518 Weresheep daughteru hugging a wool plushie made from her own first shearing when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:48:52 2015 No.14170530 >You will never be a blacksmith that makes armour out of your wurm waifus shed scales Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:49:59 2015 No.14170533 >>14170517 Thanks doc!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:50:07 2015 No.14170534 >>14170517 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:50:52 2015 No.14170536 Why do people like purple bugs anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:52:21 2015 No.14170539 >>14170517 Don't open it? I can see what it is from the thumbnail quite clearly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:52:35 2015 No.14170541 >>14170536 with light, high frequency = high quality

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:53:10 2015 No.14170544 >>14170536 They know how to treat men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:54:11 2015 No.14170547 File: 645 KB, 715x897, 1443750513783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why does she look so soft and smooth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:54:44 2015 No.14170548 >>14170480 Are there Kejourou in the kuddle klub too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:55:32 2015 No.14170549 >>14170530 Hey waitaminute, that's my idea! Well, technically, my idea was a Wurm Blacksmith who makes armor out of OTHER dragons' scales, alongside her husbando. But that's still pretty close! Get outta my head!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:56:08 2015 No.14170552 >>14170547 The fluids of virgins.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:56:58 2015 No.14170555

>>14170498
The day she came out I've gone through a particular session of lewdness thinking of a few of them where they were just horny girls with a fetish for human body and no relation to electricity whatsoever. And now... I think I like them THAT WAY more than the profile's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:57:31 2015 No.14170556 >>14170544 The hell they do, they're awkward and smelly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:59:07 2015 No.14170560 >>14170549 Back off man, I've had the idea of a man making wurmscale armour for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:04:12 2015 No.14170570 >>14170548 Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:06:22 2015 No.14170575 >>14170570 sweet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:07:16 2015 No.14170576 File: 339 KB, 609x728, 345025b12ddc4bf73ab36eb0bff3fd8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LITTLE YUKI-ONNA DAUGHTERUS PLAYING IN THE SNOW!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:08:22 2015 No.14170578 >>14170576 Yuki-onnas making snowmen with their husband and daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:08:54 2015 No.14170580 File: 672 KB, 1000x900, 1431370044238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170576 >>14170578 To never again feel etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:09:11 2015 No.14170582 >>14170560 Was just comparing our similar ideas anon. You planning to write anything with yours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:09:26 2015 No.14170585 >>14170576 Would they make their ideal snowmen? And when they think nobody is looking, give the snowmen hugs and kisses? All while you tape it from inside?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:11:16 2015 No.14170588 >>14170582 I'm not really a write fag. Maybe a guide on how to collect the scales from a wurm. I imagine the wurms interlocking plates would make shedding considerably more difficult then a normal lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:12:23 2015 No.14170592 >>14170588 You know how a Wurm sheds her scales? She forgets to hold on to them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:14:27 2015 No.14170599 >>14170576 Oh man, dat snow. Just had our first inches of snowfall on the 30th. I could go for a Yuki right about now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:14:31 2015 No.14170600 >>14170592 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:25:44 2015 No.14170613 File: 622 KB, 700x1125, 1443722434901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CUDDLING WITH YOUR YUKI-ONNA WIFE AND DAUGHTERU IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER, KEEPING YOU NICE AND COOL!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:29:06 2015 No.14170616 >>14170613 That sounds so nice. Nothing makes me want to hug a yuki-onna more then a hot day.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:29:35 2015 No.14170618

>>14170495
Checking through the profile again those translating them make everything ambiguous AS FUCK, I hope that's how Japanese language is so they have a fair excuse for this, Raiju seems to be made into basically a succubi equivalent from the beastmen tribe. Pursuing sex like wilder beasts such as Thunderbirds, yet also rationalizing it to some extent and even establishing a sorta-life-philosophy of acquiring the more and more refined pleasure as much as possible with practice, so that kinda elevates them (if for a bit) among said Thunderbirds and alike.

Taking that and the fact they're said to jump on anyone into account, the 'best men' would likely be those energetic at fucking and really, REALLY enduring. (Not to mention super horny and hormonal to put up with this kind of shit everyday)

Still meh.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:31:48 2015 No.14170622

>>14170618
>Spoiler
It's how the Japanese Language is (Context is King), but also just how the MGE is too.

It's deliberately vague so that people fill in the blanks to make it their personal ideal. It's why a lot of the arguing over "Canon" that happens around here is...pretty damn pointless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:48:58 2015 No.14170647 >>14170192 >I WAS JUST A SKINNY LAD. >NEVER KNEW NO GOOD FROM BAD....

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:51:52 2015 No.14170651 File: 428 KB, 1094x1500, 1396838387840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A wild Fox! Catch it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:54:24 2015 No.14170653 >>14170651 damn, that fox loli is packing some heat in her seat, gimme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:55:12 2015 No.14170658 File: 215 KB, 850x1023, kitty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170651 Miyama-Zero's lolis truly are the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:55:38 2015 No.14170660 Can you cum a load so hot inside of a Yuki-onna that it melts part of her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:57:05 2015 No.14170662 >>14170660 More like thawing her out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:05:38 2015 No.14170678 >>14170651 That butt. The things I would do to that poor loli butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:06:56 2015 No.14170681 >>14170660 You can in repurearia

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:09:25 2015 No.14170691 >>14170085 >Crank 2 with Raiju It'd just be two hours of the scene where Jason Statham fucks his girlfriend to get more static. I can just imagine her using the "If we stop fucking I might DIE!" thing on her exhausted partner to keep him going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:12:57 2015 No.14170704 >>14170075 >"He's up stairs" alternatively, >"Who are you?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:18:36 2015 No.14170714 >>14170075 YES. >all this Jabberwockophobia in the answers It is time to release the Wocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:31:09 2015 No.14170732 >>14170613 Yuki-onna calling out to young men who are suffering from the heat to hug them to help stay cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:34:34 2015 No.14170739 >promised an update today >less than 700 words done >have to leave soon Just plain awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:35:00 2015 No.14170741 >>14170714 Woah, take it easy buddy, no need to do anything rash, we can talk about this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:35:27 2015 No.14170744 >>14170739 At least you tried, champ. At least you put in an effort That's all that matters

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:36:04 2015 No.14170745 File: 727 KB, 1636x1157, 1395530118772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170732 I'll take two BIG scoops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:36:17 2015 No.14170746 >>14170744 No. Only success is meaningful. Victory is everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:39:15 2015 No.14170750 File: 236 KB, 1124x919, Darkwing Wock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170741 Let's. Get. Dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:41:20 2015 No.14170752 >>14170750 Do Wocks have a body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:42:19 2015 No.14170755 >>14170752 No more jibber-jabber!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:48:23 2015 No.14170762 >>14170752 That is the body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:48:24 2015 No.14170763 File: 2.57 MB, 1454x1016, 1443779304634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170741 Too late. You've awakened it. >>14170750 This shitpost role is too small for both of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:49:05 2015 No.14170764 File: 40 KB, 594x349, breath[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Yuki-Onnas get foggy breath while fucking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:50:02 2015 No.14170766 >>14170763 Wockstar Remina?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:50:52 2015 No.14170768 >>14170763 >Wockstar Remina >not Uzuwocki

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:51:32 2015 No.14170770 >>14170766 Straight out of Wockmare Dimension.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:53:24 2015 No.14170774 >>14170763 So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a Wock...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:59:53 2015 No.14170787 File: 1.47 MB, 1024x1280, 1440789678154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starting at line 540, a tiny little update. http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:00:50 2015 No.14170789 File: 404 KB, 849x369, wock superweapon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170763 Time to rebuild the world in wock's image, starting with its destruction

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:01:19 2015 No.14170791 >>14170787 NEETipede! Stay back!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:02:13 2015 No.14170793 >>14170791 Drunkypede next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:06:55 2015 No.14170799 File: 109 KB, 295x240, This+guy+is+so+cool+but+i+don+t+know+alot+_f2c5791fa41994eaa8889ed3a11c7624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to confuse a golem to the point of pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:07:39 2015 No.14170800 File: 176 KB, 611x721, 1443652938403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170789 the mofucores might have something to say about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:10:17 2015 No.14170802 >>14170763 >>14170789 Now somebody shop a wock (heh, shop-a-wock) into the Instrumentality scene from End of Evangelion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:16:43 2015 No.14170810 File: 52 KB, 850x661, Drunkypede.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170793

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:19:31 2015 No.14170816 File: 1.74 MB, 1920x1080, Charon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Charon-chan?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:21:32 2015 No.14170818
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>>14170789
>>14170763
I really don't know how to say "This is the shittiest meme I have ever seen in my life" without sounding like a complete fag, but I'll say it anyways because god damn, it is that bad.

Stop, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:21:45 2015 No.14170819 >>14170816 L-lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:22:59 2015 No.14170822 >>14170818 This. Really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:23:40 2015 No.14170823 >>14170818 >Shittiest meme >Not baneposting I mean, I feel you. I feel you deeply. I feel your feelings deeply, but still, wocks aren't nearly the worse meme I've seen in all my time on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:23:58 2015 No.14170825 >>14170818 >>14170822 Enjoy stinkypede meme instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:26:46 2015 No.14170826 >>14170825 >Implying I acknowledge anything Alp does He's background noise. You forget it's there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:31:36 2015 No.14170832 >>14170826 There's a fine line between rain in the background and Chinese water torture. It won't be long before one of us snaps on the guy, and Alp finds himself peeking out between shutters to make sure nobody's set up a tent outside his house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:32:31 2015 No.14170833 >>14170818 nofunallowed.png At least it's related to the thread, unlike the spontaneously-breaking-out-into-a-metal-gear-song meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:37:40 2015 No.14170842 >>14170832 >implying any of us has the balls to go to the land of Rape Elves

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:37:47 2015 No.14170843 >>14170816 I was half expecting Charon to appear at the end.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:39:09 2015 No.14170847

>>14170833
Since you put it that way, the Metal Gear song thing is just a fun little thing people do, as well.
To see it too frequently is a little annoying, but at least it's not outright antagonising anyone, or making poor threadcanon.
All things considered, I'd choose that over stinkypede.
Not only because it's not forcing an overused joke, but also because it's not just one person doing it.
Don't get me wrong, if people do it all the time, it'll get way more annoying
In moderation though, I think it's alright
No forcing of it where it doesn't belong, either.
Gonna just say we do have a few Blade Wolfgirls and stuff like that, so it's not completely unwarranted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:39:52 2015 No.14170850 >>14170810 I want to hang this on my fridge!

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:42:21 2015 No.14170853

>>14170818
It meddles in enough with thead's ordinary off-topic rides to be engaged in the first place, so unless the quality of posting here rises nothing would change.

Said Metal Gear quoting with CAPS LOCK on suddenly occurring at the slightest incitement are part of the problem, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:43:14 2015 No.14170856 >>14170847 >not just one person doing it I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people doing it. >>14170850 I'd rather hang up a pin-up with the cat on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:44:00 2015 No.14170857 There is literally nothing wrong with stinkypedes. Scent based fetishes on cute otaku insect girls are far superior than your metal gear wocks or whatever. Alp is also a legitimately good writer, quality is his name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:44:41 2015 No.14170860 >>14170816 I'd that dark polar deposit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:45:38 2015 No.14170861 >>14170857 from what ive seen the tread thinks otherwise about alp and several others

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:45:42 2015 No.14170863 >>14170857 On one hand, I suspect you're him, honking your own horn. On the other I know he'd never say anything negative about Metal Gear Wocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:47:47 2015 No.14170866 File: 1.65 MB, 432x319, 1393226711544.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170818 >Complains about memes >Posts memegame

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:47:56 2015 No.14170867 >>14170861 Do you think at all yourself, or do you let others decide for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:48:50 2015 No.14170870 >>14170861 Why not read his quality work instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:49:11 2015 No.14170873 >>14170866 >posting meme la meme animes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:49:51 2015 No.14170876 >>14170873 Whats with the green meme arrow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:51:46 2015 No.14170878 File: 94 KB, 620x877, 1392174275824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Wow, is this the meme thread? I finally feel at home! You do love me Anon!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:51:55 2015 No.14170879 >>14170876 Why are you asking meme questions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:52:08 2015 No.14170880 >>14170867 I did say "from what I've seen. anger seems to be aim at a handful of these people, I haven't been round long enough to get how much of it is a joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:52:57 2015 No.14170882 >>14170880 If you read for yourself, you wouldn't be in this mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:54:16 2015 No.14170888 >>14170878 I want Faggotcat to give me stealth blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:57:14 2015 No.14170892 >>14170882 slow process my friend, so much to read, so little time

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:57:27 2015 No.14170893 >>14170873 Kill la kill is a good anime though. Great animation, characters, empowering, equal fanservice, it's extremely high quality. I want a Kill la Kill Monster Girl crossover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:58:26 2015 No.14170894 >>14170892 You can go read>>14170787 from the start right now and see if you want him dead afterwards. It's probably the most well-liked story he has.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:58:28 2015 No.14170895

>>14170878
>You will never fuck a Cheshire from behind as she funposts
>You will never slap her ass each time she posts something stupid or laughs at a bad joke
>You will never yank her tail when she tries to cause a shitstorm causing her to tighten up
>She will never become an ahegaoing mess with her face pressed against the keyboard

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:01:40 2015 No.14170897 File: 272 KB, 494x517, cheshire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] teleports behind you unsheathes vagina any last words??

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:02:30 2015 No.14170898 >>14170897 It was a hologram!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:02:38 2015 No.14170899 File: 565 KB, 900x1000, 1443783758268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170897 Just three. It's a hologram

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:02:44 2015 No.14170900 >>14170897 Tsk. unzips dick Nothing personnel... kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:02:52 2015 No.14170901 >>14170897 I have a fever, and the prescription is pussy. ...sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:03:12 2015 No.14170902 >>14170897 Can I request cowgirl while I grip her thick thighs and plsuh ass? I'll give her a rare pepe if she will.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:05:31 2015 No.14170905

>>14170893
>Good anime
That's subjective.
>Great animation
Agreed.
>Characters
I found Mako and her entire family unbearably and consistently annoying.
>Empowering
Who even cares?
>Equal fanservice
I think there was actually more focus on the male fanservice when it was present...
>Extremely high quality
I suppose.

>I want a Kill la Kill Monster Girl crossover
MGs in God Cloths would not be unwelcome fanart, I will say that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:06:48 2015 No.14170907 File: 1.36 MB, 1150x1050, studying_with_mgs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maths is better than memes anon.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:08:32 2015 No.14170911
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>>14170907
>2015
>Having an education over memes
I want a Chesire and Mucus Toad tag team to mock a Mad Hatter for not knowing memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQSrVNk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:13:52 2015 No.14170919 File: 3.95 MB, 2604x1600, 1442075619866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Purple or Brown?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:15:28 2015 No.14170924 >>14170919 Purple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:17:14 2015 No.14170928 >>14170919 Brown all the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:17:40 2015 No.14170931 >>14170919 Both. I'll make them get along by breeding them both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:18:15 2015 No.14170932 >>14170919 Purple by far

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:19:34 2015 No.14170938 >>14170919 Purple, Pharaoh isn't even the best brown girl in the desert.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:20:13 2015 No.14170941

>>14166770
Cute, but could use a shit-ton of work starting, as you've admitted yourself, with grammar.

Funny enough, a surprisingly fitting 'epic theme' song switched on in my audio player as I was reading the later part of your story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDKyg02o0Mw

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:21:25 2015 No.14170943 >>14170919 Purple, because I like monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:28:40 2015 No.14170957 >>14170941 I powered through it due to constant resets and bullshit window closing. would be a tad better if i had a little more patience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:39:36 2015 No.14170973 >>14170957 You can edit texts on Pastebin, y'know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:42:48 2015 No.14170981 >>14170973 which is what i did when I copied it over I believe I am blind to my own mistakes, when I clear the bad grammar, more faults appear. my roulette has suffered because of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:46:41 2015 No.14170991 Do you think a ghost would be good at ASMR?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:47:54 2015 No.14170996 >>14170991 >Wake up one morning >Can't move >Ghost Waifu induced Sleep Paralysis in you >Whispers lewd nothings into your ear as you lay there, prone and helpless

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:49:35 2015 No.14171002 >>14170996 Could be worse I guess. I've had some really bad experiences with sleep paralysis though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:49:41 2015 No.14171003 >>14170996 >lewd nothings Like what? >Ahn~ I'ma suck yo dick...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:50:32 2015 No.14171005 >>14170991 Not as good as an Oomukade, imagine all that tapping with her legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:50:47 2015 No.14171006 >>14171002 I could see a shy yan Ghost paralyzing you so she can kiss you, deflower herself on you, and cuddle you without feeling anxious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:51:51 2015 No.14171009 >>14171005 Now I'm imagining a tag-team.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:54:11 2015 No.14171014 >>14170991 >Can whisper so quitely, even when her lips are phasing through your eardrum, her voice is still as gentle as a breeze >Can straight up whisper and lick you ear from inside your own head That lich ASMR wasn't enough. I need more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:55:09 2015 No.14171018 >>14170996 Excellence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:56:08 2015 No.14171021 >>14171002 No No you don't understand Sleep paralysis isn't like that Sleep paralysis is fucking horrifying. There's nothing erotic about it, even if a ghost is whispering sweet nothings To you those are words of something trying to kill you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:57:21 2015 No.14171027 >>14171021 What immortal waifu wouldn't want to kill you? Otherwise you'd die and she'd be all alone again, forever and ever...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:58:52 2015 No.14171033 >>14171021 I do understand, but ghosts do that lewd mind trick thing so maybe it won't be a horrid experience for once.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:59:38 2015 No.14171037

>>14171009
>The ghost paralyses you before putting on a blindfold and inviting her shy Oomukade friend in
>"I-is it okay to come in? I've never been in a guy's room before"
>The next thing you there's countless taps along the floor as she scuttles up besides you
>After a few gentle pokes you hear her nervously giggle "He's not going to move right?"
>After some reassurance from the ghost the two of them proceed to give the best hour long asmr session in history

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:02:32 2015 No.14171044 How do Yetis put clothes on over their fluff? Or do they just arrange their fur to look like clothes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:04:32 2015 No.14171047 >>14171044 They dislocate all the bones in their paws so they can put sleeves and trousers on over them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:07:07 2015 No.14171055 >>14171044 KC tends to draw his girls with regular clothes when it's not a profile. I can imagine Yetis wearing nice sweaters and sitting next to the fireplace reading a book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:11:41 2015 No.14171066 >>14171055 Yeti with a wool sweater and glasses reading The Art of Hugging: 47 CQC Techniques by B. Boss

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:13:49 2015 No.14171071 >>14171037 Who gets to lick anon's spontaneous ejaculation clean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:23:58 2015 No.14171092 I want to run a kindergarden for monster girls and teach them to be good girls! And kick out the goblin's aunt every time she tries to pose as her niece.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:29:22 2015 No.14171108 >>14171092 I want to run a kindergarten for human boys and parcel them off to ara ara CC monster aunties with voluptuous bodies and questionable taste in men!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:30:33 2015 No.14171112 >>14171108 That's how you get arrested for kidnapping and/or slave trading and end up in prison for fifty years with an ushi named Bree.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:35:08 2015 No.14171121
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>>14171112
>implying she isn't my old childhood friend
We're going to get along just fine after she rapes me for 48 hours straight while tearfully apologizing for raping other boys before me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:36:36 2015 No.14171128 >>14170768 >read that as "Worldstar Remina" >a living planet covered in gorillas who are endlessly beating eachother up

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:37:38 2015 No.14171132 >>14171112 I'll take 1 million years yeti dungeon instead, your honor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:39:25 2015 No.14171136 >>14171132 Sorry but I'm making the rulings here! Just for that you get sixty in a maximum securtiy prison with hardcore ogre rapists and those cow cult and sabbath member terrorist groups.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:41:42 2015 No.14171145 >>14171136 What do I have to do to go to a labor camp guarded by Wendigos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:42:02 2015 No.14171146 >>14171136 I'll take it, I can work on my muscles and Houri riding skills at the same time

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:44:02 2015 No.14171155 >>14171145 Jaywocking >>14171146 You saw that but you've never been in the middle of a sabbath/cowcult fight have you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:44:34 2015 No.14171159 >>14171146 Holst rodeo when? If she can make the guy fall into her arms she can keep him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:44:39 2015 No.14171160 >>14170494 so did arachne and harpy and lamia

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:45:57 2015 No.14171165 >>14171155 >cowtits and perflat double paizuri >meat curtain and tiny slit cock scissoring >huge cow tongue and tiny loli lips double blowjob

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:49:11 2015 No.14171172 File: 741 KB, 1688x518, various stages of wut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170332 >I don't even like beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:49:11 2015 No.14171173 >>14171145 You have to out-awawa the Wendigo bailiff, failure results in MGC Siberia gulag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:49:45 2015 No.14171174 >>14171165 >>meat curtain Na, all the health makes for a real puffy vulva. No loose mudflaps found here in this premium pussy, no sirree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:51:32 2015 No.14171181 >>14170576 >You will never make red snow with your daughteru It's a perverse kind of feel.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:51:48 2015 No.14171184 >>14171172 >Drinking beer is like fucking a little boy in the ass - Aeschylus

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:55:38 2015 No.14171197 >>14171184 ... Explain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:01:35 2015 No.14171212 >>14171197 I think its something about doing anal with a loli alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:04:18 2015 No.14171222 >>14171197 He's saying it's a cheap thrill, as compared to the refined tastes of wine or sensual adult homosex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:08:51 2015 No.14171239 >>14171222 >implying he wasn't calling gayfags out for their pleb taste and didn't prefer loli ass instead Truely the ancient greeks and romans are a misunderstood lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:09:00 2015 No.14171240 Eh. I can sympathize. Real men drink dark ales and lager. Light ale for when they feel fruity. Beer is pretty shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:12:46 2015 No.14171252 File: 390 KB, 539x750, 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171239 Loli fox anal must be impossibly tight. I'd be more worried about hurting them in the process than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:13:06 2015 No.14171256 File: 491 KB, 850x881, 1403750698682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171239 Loliass is like a fine cognac. That ribbed rectum and those budding breasts are the ultimate pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:15:08 2015 No.14171263 >>14171252 I'd be more worried about cumming all over her ring before I even get inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:15:20 2015 No.14171264 >>14170517 Thanks, Doc! >>14170499 Thanks, suspicious back alley centipede dealer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:19:20 2015 No.14171276 cant think of any thing to write about constant problems made me lose my drive for the roulette and the salamander story. I need to find some to make a small thing on, just to keep the ball rolling

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:25:16 2015 No.14171287
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>>14171276
Anon finds a secluded, well-kept shrine away from civilisation.
The shrine has a loli fox in it.
The loli fox isn't sure how long she's spent living in the shrine, but she becomes friends with Anon.
One night, while she's sitting on his lap, they start to fuck.
They fuck good, and Anon says he'd like to live with her.
He wakes up in the morning in the shrine, and finds that the path he took to get there from civilisation has vanished entirely.

Then you can play it how you want from there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:26:49 2015 No.14171294 >>14171252 That is one ridiculously puffy vulva.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:27:52 2015 No.14171302 >>14171287 I'm not good a smut, or lolis

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:31:13 2015 No.14171308 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, granny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to grow old together with a loli Kitsune and enjoy her ripe flesh when we're old.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:32:14 2015 No.14171311
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>>14171302
Anon finds a secluded, well-kept shrine away from civilisation.
The shrine has a cute fox lady in it.
The grown up fox isn't sure how long she's spent living in the shrine, but she becomes friends with Anon.
One night, while she's sitting beside him, they kiss.
Looking deep into each other's eyes, Anon says he'd like to live with her.
He wakes up in the morning in the shrine, and finds that the path he took to get there from civilisation has vanished entirely.

It turns out that the fox lady was just an illusion conjoured by the shrine, which was possessed by an evil entity who seduces humans, and steals them away to the spirit world so it can feast on their souls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:34:26 2015 No.14171317 >>14171311 Is the evil entity cute, at least?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:34:36 2015 No.14171319 >>14171308 >grow old Para que proposito?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:36:28 2015 No.14171325 File: 370 KB, 700x853, Ghost and Friend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy Spook Month guys, when ya gonna get that undead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:37:06 2015 No.14171326 >>14171311 I'll try to work with it (except for the soul thing) I might not post it though, i would like to get used to writing daily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:40:14 2015 No.14171338 >>14171263 But then how will she be able to the enjoy the sensation of having her little doughnut filled all the way up with cream? >>14171294 Small foxes have puffy vulva to compensate for their size.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:42:41 2015 No.14171342

>>14170787
That despicable fiend has a cute creepy-crawly and he still blatantly lusts for the ripe, supple flesh of the unsuspecting neighbor cat lady. The unsuspecting neighbor cat lady who tends to diplay her big fat cat assets and acrobatic prowess.The same cat lady who's now snoring on his couch, all exposed and vulnerable. Oh no!

>Nojiko fleeing under the bed and thumping with her 'tail'
Alright, that was cute. But it doesn't change the fact that she's staying under the same roof as a lecherous deviant. Potentially two right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:44:57 2015 No.14171346 File: 179 KB, 800x800, Ghost 02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171325 Ghosts are nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:46:10 2015 No.14171349 >>14171252 That's why you have to properly train and loosen them up first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:46:11 2015 No.14171350 File: 38 KB, 502x491, 1410780944853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171346 Please do squats, ghost of sad butt. I like my ghosts hotdoggable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:49:05 2015 No.14171356 >>14171349 >Wanting loose loli hineyholes You give them a potion of elasticity beforehand, so it's not painful when they stretch around you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:50:32 2015 No.14171358 >>14171240 >Real men >lager laughing onis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:50:37 2015 No.14171359 File: 212 KB, 600x690, Ghost 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171350 Does a ghost need to do squats?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:50:53 2015 No.14171360 >>14171308 I want to fuck a widowed kitsune and repeatedly cum into her barren womb!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:52:11 2015 No.14171369 >>14171349 I want to watch a smug fox loli's webcam show of her impaling her tiny butthole on bigger and bigger dildoes, until she's gone from a pencil size to a real dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:52:33 2015 No.14171370 >>14171356 Or Mamono Mana. Nothing better than watching a lolifox looking at your member visible through her stomach with surprise

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:54:01 2015 No.14171376

>>14171359
all girls need to do their squats.
>>14171240
>thinking it matters what a man drinks as long as it isn't Mike's hard lemonade or Smirnoff Ice or some other such abominations
I've gone on year long cocktail trips where I drink shit like Martinis, Palomas, Gin and Tonic, manhattans, and then sometimes it's just straight whiskey or tequila. If I wanna drink margaritas or daiquiris all night, who's gonna tell me I'm a pussy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:55:07 2015 No.14171378 File: 240 KB, 800x800, Ghost 03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171376 But Ghosts are Ghosts, why do they need to do Squats?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:57:56 2015 No.14171388 >>14171378 So they get big, soft butts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:58:10 2015 No.14171389 >>14171378 can they make their asses bigger with thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:59:24 2015 No.14171396 File: 404 KB, 800x800, Ghost 04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171388 please refer to >>14171389 witch is most likely the case

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:01:15 2015 No.14171401 >>14171396 Why doesn't she make hers big then? It's because a lot of nips have never seen a woman with a big ass and will just slap on some balloon tits on a waistless stump in a sad cargo-cult imitation of sexiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:01:50 2015 No.14171404 File: 432 KB, 1910x2801, Yuuko2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This ghost doesn't need to do anything because she is already the pinnacle of perfection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:04:46 2015 No.14171408 >>14171404 But anon, ghosts are spooky!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:05:45 2015 No.14171411 File: 978 KB, 1280x720, it wasnt me it was the spooky ghost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171408 Hush. Would you her Shadow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:08:10 2015 No.14171415 >>14171411 Yes. In every hole, repeatedly, while kising her ashy lips (maybe not during the blowjob) and staring in her beautiful spooky eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:13:16 2015 No.14171430 >>14170293 RICTUS ERECTUS AND SCABROUS SCROTUS

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:15:06 2015 No.14171432

Anon!
Todays the day you go out and be a TOTALLY ORIGINAL monster girl trainer!

Like every kid age 13-25 you've been given a monster girl loli and told to train her, making her stronger and getting a party of five other monster girls so that you beat gyms and become the Monster Girl Champion!

Do note that monster girls will get more voluptuous and bigger as you train them! Evolving into taller, stronger forms as you go by...unless you stop that from happening with items or stopping the evolution.

Who is your starter in this NEW and NEVER DONE BEFORE adventure?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Will you be able to beat the golems and gargoyls of the first gym?
Or will you need to catch and level up a mothman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:15:17 2015 No.14171433 >tfw some unfortunate picking with writefaggotry is getting you increasingly upset with the entire niche lately And the worst thing is, I've got no idea where to look for the right stuff, or if the next one would be it until I dive in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:16:31 2015 No.14171436 >>14171325 I really like this silly ass picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:18:11 2015 No.14171439 >>14171432 >implying I'd go on an adventure with her I'd just take her into my room and make out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:19:03 2015 No.14171441 >>14171439 But who was she? >Adventurers just get their lolis and wander off with them as waifus

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:19:19 2015 No.14171442 >>14171432 >Sahuagin WOOOO GOT ME A WATER TYPE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:19:34 2015 No.14171445 >>14171432 >Will you be able to beat the golems and gargoyls of the first gym? Seeing I rolled Undine this is going to be easy mode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:20:51 2015 No.14171448 >>14171441 Inari

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:21:34 2015 No.14171451 I want to watch my Alpha Dog Wolf daughteru to be protective of the Runt of the Litter!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:21:37 2015 No.14171452 >>14171442 Yes, but are you ready for her to get a bigger backside and hips as she gets stronger? >>14171445 Lots of water types at the start, she probably hides in a water jug when you carry her. >>14171448 Enjoy molesting the single, fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:22:46 2015 No.14171456 >>14171452 Yes i am ready for the bigger backside and hips

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:23:04 2015 No.14171458 File: 263 KB, 768x1024, fucking lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171452 >Enjoy molesting the single, fluffy tail. I will. I'll use it as a plush toy every night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:24:16 2015 No.14171461 >>14171456 Good, go and get her trained so that she can get it! >>14171458 Good, just remember that she'll only get more, and bustier, if you take her out to fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:25:05 2015 No.14171466 >>14171452 >she probably hides in a water jug when you carry her Cute, especially when she peaks over the edge of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:25:34 2015 No.14171469 >>14171432 >lilim had to re-roll, thats like starting with a legendary >salamander must...resist...joke...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:30:01 2015 No.14171484 >>14171432 >Jinko I'm so happy. We'll lift together and train together and then we'll curbstomp all of our opponents. Then I'll ask her to marry me when we're both 17 and she'll blush like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:30:29 2015 No.14171487 >>14171432 >Kunoichi I suppose that she's a dark/steel type due to her sneaky nature and use of metal weaponry. I should have an advantage with steel type and her high speed, so I think that I'll do well against the first gym.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:32:03 2015 No.14171489 >>14171432 >Kobold Mans best friend, will cherish. Is there an item to stop just her chest from growing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:32:03 2015 No.14171490 >>14171461 >she'll only get more, and bustier Will she get taller or more mature? 'Cause an Inari Hotaru-chan or oppai loli sounds pretty nice too.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:32:13 2015 No.14171491

>>14171469
Hey, you can start with her, just be prepared for a girl who is feistier than normal.

A salamander is good too.

>>14171484
Fighting types are olev, just be aware that when she's tiny she'll love to chuff.

>>14171487
Excellent!
Enjoying raising her until she's the highest level and has tits worthy of a Senran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:33:37 2015 No.14171494 >>14170816 >Planet-wide canyon Slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:34:26 2015 No.14171499 >>14171490 Is it /ss/ if a shota and a Hotaru-chan play doctor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:34:46 2015 No.14171500 >>14171469 God dammit, not another fire/fighting starter!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:35:08 2015 No.14171503 >>14171490 She'll mature and get taller as well, although if you have her hold a hobgoblin pin or sabbath stone you can have her remain oppai loli of just loli at your leisure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:37:30 2015 No.14171506 >>14171491 >love to chuff babby tigers are love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XJ7Gj568&ab_channel=HeWhoWalksWithTigers

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:39:15 2015 No.14171509 >>14171433 What exactly are you referring to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:39:35 2015 No.14171511 >>14171432 >Elf Guess I just quit while I'm ahead and go play video games.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:39:53 2015 No.14171512 >>14171506 Indeed, and she will curl up with you if you look cold when you travel on your way. Although she'll swiftly move from little to big spoon as you level her up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:40:58 2015 No.14171515 >>14171511 Hey, a normal type that can learn plant moves is pretty nice. Don't you want to level her up till she's got hips, thighs, some good breasts and a solar beam to ruin everyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:41:46 2015 No.14171516 >Just realize I actually have time to write now >Still combating my own laziness over opening Word

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:42:17 2015 No.14171517 >>14171432 >Hellhound She's going to rape me into a hospital bed while shouting that I don't have enough badges to train her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:42:21 2015 No.14171518 >>14171432 >Scylla Can I trade with somebody? >select all images that match the one on the right >there isn't a fucking image on the right Go die in a fire captcha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:42:59 2015 No.14171521 >>14171432 >A Pharoah Yay. Legendary from the start. This is going to be fun. I can't wait for her to start domming me. Being Psychic/Ground should be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:44:20 2015 No.14171524 >>14171512 >not having a huge, buff little spoon whose hair you can nuzzle before falling asleep What a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:44:50 2015 No.14171529 >>14171515 Na, she can just get me juice while I blow off this adventure thing and laze about. Sounds like a much better deal.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:47:58 2015 No.14171540

>>14171517
Yeah, a dark\fire type sounds nice though.
And those urges won't come in till level 20 or so though.

>>14171518
Hey, she's a water type and more than willing to help you out!
She'll also have dat ass.

>>14171521
Yeah, she'll hold you for a while.
Watch out for arbo- apophises though.

>>14171524
It's a simple matter of mechanics, she can get more to cover you if you are the little spoon.

>>14171529
>Lazing about while your elf stays a loli forever.

Come on man! get her out there and level her up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:49:54 2015 No.14171542 >>14171540 >Hey, she's a water type and more than willing to help you out! >She'll also have dat ass. I don't like tentacles up my butt, or tentacles in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:50:55 2015 No.14171546 >>14171542 She won't put them up there if you tell her not to. She can also give you better hugs. And cling to your back like a backpack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:51:23 2015 No.14171550 >>14171542 >not wanting to get hundreds of hickies from her suckers

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:53:14 2015 No.14171555

>>14171509
Nothing special, mostly just setting rules differentiating from those I've grown fond of. It doesn't bother me that much when encountered at single occurrences usually, but stumbling into unlikable stuff repeatedly... seems to be making a certain influence on the larger, basic image.

Course no complaints to writefags intended, and I won't be throwing names for the sake of not getting more of a fag with this. Mainly just thoughts aloud, and checking if maybe someone shared the issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:53:58 2015 No.14171556 >>14171181 >You will never make red snow with your daughteru what did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:54:48 2015 No.14171558 >>14171546 >>14171550 I just don't like tentacles, nothing against her or the people who like her but I'm ending this adventure before it begins if I have to have her as my starter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:59:53 2015 No.14171567 >>14171432 >Weresheep If we are a shota/loli team, how are we ever going to get our adventure started if naptime lasts for 14 hours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:00:45 2015 No.14171569 >>14171567 Just get her to stop cuddling you every five feet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:01:53 2015 No.14171573 >>14171567 Give her a microphone and a sharpie, she'll know what to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:08:22 2015 No.14171579 >>14171432 >soldier beetle Oh, yeah, that thing exists I forgot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:11:51 2015 No.14171581 >>14171579 Well? Are you going out with the Bug/fighting type?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:13:02 2015 No.14171584 >>14171556 Hi DenseAnon!

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:13:10 2015 No.14171585

>>14171555
Alrighty then. The only thing that irks me is people forcing their donut steeles into the threads as if we'll care about their existence constantly by either forcing several artists to render them or by having a chained up pinoy slave away and do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:14:11 2015 No.14171588 >>14171579 >that thing How rude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:15:13 2015 No.14171591 >>14171579 Everyone will eventually forget you ever existed too, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:15:14 2015 No.14171592 >>14171584 WHAT DOES HE MEAN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:15:56 2015 No.14171593 >>14171432 >Mermaid Are they as useless on land as they are in the show?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:16:43 2015 No.14171596 >>14171432 >Dark Slime What would this equate to, ghost/psychic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:17:52 2015 No.14171599 >>14171592 Are you pretending to be retarded or do you honestly not get it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:19:01 2015 No.14171604 >>14171599 no, I don't get it. I assume it has something to do with blood?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:20:22 2015 No.14171605 >>14171596 Water and poison, I'd think. What with their abilty to melt and absorb people. Maybe poison and psychic, because they're trapping the mind of the absorbed person in a little core inside themselves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:20:47 2015 No.14171606 >>14171604 Yeah, the blood of her hymen pooling in the snow as you help her graduate into a woman.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:21:25 2015 No.14171610

>>14171567
> Great fanfair as anon prepares to leave his village.
> Him and weresheep loli swear to each other that they will be the very best, with resolute looks of determination.
> The entire village wishes them good luck!
> They watch them get to just beyond the town's welcome sign, before they both collapse on each other in a cuddle puddle.
> Every day, the villages look out, seeing that the pair made it just a few more feet forward, as they drowsily forge their way to destiny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:22:52 2015 No.14171612 >>14171605 I thought Psychic since dark slimes can use magic, and ghost because they're not exactly solid. Water/Psychic then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:23:35 2015 No.14171613 >>14171593 Yeah, pretty good water attacks though. >>14171596 Dark/Psychic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:24:31 2015 No.14171618 >>14171606 that's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:25:13 2015 No.14171623 >>14171613 Dark/psychic is an awful typing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:25:30 2015 No.14171625 >>14171618 Not as retarded as your style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:25:45 2015 No.14171627 Is there any matchup between the Dragon and Bug types in Pokemon? Because oomukade obviously needs to have something that gives her an edge over dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:26:51 2015 No.14171628 >>14171432 >living doll Psychic type? Ghost? I should be alright, either way. Creepy dolls aren't anything to mess with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:29:12 2015 No.14171633 File: 687 KB, 930x1200, 1433061041686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171628 Her built-in onahole is something to mess around with, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:33:44 2015 No.14171644 >>14171633 That it is. I actually forgot she existed, though. It's pretty hard to beat the original.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:34:49 2015 No.14171648

Someone with enough autism and time on their hands could make a list of all the MGE girls and their Pokemon typings, just for the sake of >>14171432

I guess I could.

Also holy shit, the captcha system has become infinitely more retarded than it ever has been. Guess I'm using the fucking legacy system now. Get your shitting site together, Hiro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:40:38 2015 No.14171657 >>14171648 Don't. You'd have nothing but approximations to go on and that will lead to "but my opinion" shitfests. Also, why would you want to give the furfags of /vp/ a reason to set foot here? For the love of all that is lewd, do not do this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:42:03 2015 No.14171661 File: 528 KB, 707x1000, 1438574158752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171633 >Best dollfu will never have any real porn or stories about her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:43:17 2015 No.14171663 >>14171661 Good. She's 2pure for that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:44:42 2015 No.14171668 File: 381 KB, 672x1100, bestgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How again is monster girls not furry? Don't you openly brag about wanting to shag horse pussy or snake cloaca?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:45:28 2015 No.14171671

>>14171648
Someone with severe autism could always make a MGE romhack of fire red, that's a lot of sprite work though.
>the captcha system has become infinitely more retarded than it ever has been
Is it telling you to match the image on the right but not giving you an image? Was doing that a lot for me the other day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:46:52 2015 No.14171674 >>14171668 That's the MonMusu threads on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:47:36 2015 No.14171677 >>14171648 I could because I'm sufficiently autistic enough, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:47:50 2015 No.14171681 File: 1.13 MB, 500x375, 1443800870171.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171668 BEGONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:49:15 2015 No.14171685 >>14171591 Yeah, everyone will be forgotten Unless you do something cool Like Dylan and Eric or Breivik DO IT

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:49:21 2015 No.14171686
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>>14171657
Okay.

>Swtiched back to legacy captcha
>It's some retarded new system where I can't type in "Nigger" or "Arse" on the false word
>Get it wrong six times in a row

Fuck your jew shit, 4chan. You won't take my robobucks.

>>14171671
That, and way more streetsign ones which just didn't work. This text captcha is a pile of mouldy cunts too, though.
I've had to swtich back, because I just can't get the text one to solve, even when I'm inputting 100% correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:50:41 2015 No.14171692 >>14171663 >2pure >implying she isn't a stress toy for the hunters >implying that stuff that comes out of her when you "kill" her is blood and not man mayo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:51:40 2015 No.14171696 >>14171681 Where is this from anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:52:09 2015 No.14171699 >>14171674 bretty sure it's here aswell m8, this monster girl thing just seems like furry lite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:52:34 2015 No.14171701 >>14171696 I have no idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:53:19 2015 No.14171707 >>14171627 Only types good against dragons are dragon, ice, fairy and steel. Bugs do and take normal damage against dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:58:02 2015 No.14171726 >>14171432 >Blue Oni I'm guessing she'll be Water/Fighting, so I think I'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:59:54 2015 No.14171734 >>14171726 >Water/Fighting More like Alcohol/Fighting. Though I guess alcohol is like water to them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:00:11 2015 No.14171735 >>14171681 >reverse google search >the first three pages are nothing but references to not using stealth in video games What devilry is this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:05:15 2015 No.14171751 >>14171432 >Living Doll Eh, she'd probably be Normal/Psychic or Normal/Dark. Both are equally shit for beating Rock and Ground, hopefully I'll be able to teach her a low power Fighting move so she can stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:05:33 2015 No.14171756 >>14170651 The Foxloli ass is fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:08:32 2015 No.14171765 Every single Succubutt should be kept in chastity belts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:10:01 2015 No.14171772 >>14171432 Kraken. I'm good until the third gym, because Misty ain't shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:10:46 2015 No.14171776 File: 246 KB, 800x600, 0fe81e1b41a788d84d697dd1a6d39495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171765 Every single succubutt should be shown what it means to be emotionally fulfilled .

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:12:18 2015 No.14171782 >>14171776 >>14171765 I want to overwhelm a succubutt with cuddles and render her unable to rape until she changes her mind.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:13:14 2015 No.14171788 [SPOILER]

File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, 1443802394700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14171696
>>14171701
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikadroid:_Robokill_Beneath_Discoclub_Layla

Those of you who haven't married into the joint Horse pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom have been warned.

Either the Sword or the Knee. Sword or the D.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:13:56 2015 No.14171790 >>14171782 I want to spank a loli Siuccubutt just to see her squirm!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:15:43 2015 No.14171797 >>14171788 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DtFQtxz2A oh my fuck

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:17:24 2015 No.14171806

>Read the story some pasted last thread about the guy and his wurm daughter getting visited by the spirit of his deceased wife
>"She took it upon herself to draw out the presence of my wife's spirit through ritual, and for a single hour, be possessed and assume her identity. Furious would have been my reaction, had this not been something I wanted with all my being, no matter how short a time it was."
>My parents died 3 years ago within a month of each other
>Realize how much I want to see them again, even for just an hour
>Start crying
T-thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:19:20 2015 No.14171814 >>14171806 Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:21:45 2015 No.14171820

http://pastebin.com/MefzHC16

Finally done.

Just for clarification, almost all the Succubus family are in the Dark family, whereas Angelic or Heavenly Host in origin are in the Fairy archetype with sub divisions and some such.

There's only like one Steel Type Mimic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:22:19 2015 No.14171824 >>14171806 Ha! Sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:22:47 2015 No.14171827 >>14171806 No McDonald's for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:27:01 2015 No.14171839 >>14171820 >Kunoichi is dark/poison instead of dark/steel I guess I'll have to go catch a Kauken from the grass patches outside of victory road and train her up to beat Brock's waifu's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:28:11 2015 No.14171845 >>14171839 She's Dark/Poison because Ninjas stereotypically use venoms and other silly shit She can be Dark/Fighting as well. But it's all opinion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:32:13 2015 No.14171865 >>14170613 where's her glacies friend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:33:43 2015 No.14171870 >>14170893 It'd be great if you've never seen anime before or watch only entry level shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:34:15 2015 No.14171874 File: 1.33 MB, 1401x2000, 1442629471750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more angry CC Hind girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:35:20 2015 No.14171879 >>14171751 Normal/Dark She'd be cute though. >>14171772 Oh boy, she's going to level up quite nicely. Enjoy having her go from riding your back to wrapping you up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:36:05 2015 No.14171886 >>14171879 She would be, Living Dolls are pure olev. Especially loli ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:37:09 2015 No.14171891 File: 128 KB, 1200x750, 1443803829468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171874 Hind girls you say? I'll delete it eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:37:27 2015 No.14171894 >>14171886 True, but she may get a little extra 'padding' as you level her up though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:39:24 2015 No.14171901 >>14171894 That's fine, I also like to enjoy the fruits of our labor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:39:32 2015 No.14171902 File: 106 KB, 1200x1017, 2332054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171874 Mecha musume deerg->>14171891 You faggot, I was totally about to post to post that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:40:35 2015 No.14171910 >>14171902 Deer girls are great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:43:06 2015 No.14171919 >>14171765 You mean fucked until the smell of cum doesn't wash out and cock is their god yes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:44:06 2015 No.14171922 >>14171919 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:45:04 2015 No.14171926 >>14171874 Is this a monsterboy or a furry? Or both? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:46:29 2015 No.14171933 File: 640 KB, 900x1000, Dark_Priest34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171922 Are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:51:04 2015 No.14171947 >>14171933 This is 4chan anon, everyone is gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:53:34 2015 No.14171953 >>14171947 I might be gay, but I'm not gay enough to refuse some quality poontang. Quit projecting, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:03:42 2015 No.14171965 >>14171790 As long as by squirm you mean rub her things together before sticking her butt out again. Also the exhilarated little shrieks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:09:39 2015 No.14171972 >>14171874 Could use a monstergirl version of that though I'd love that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:11:10 2015 No.14171974 File: 257 KB, 722x1024, 1442178781028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Top heavy Wyverns or bottom heavy Wyverns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:13:17 2015 No.14171977 >>14171974 WHy not both? Balance dat ass out with dos titties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:13:49 2015 No.14171979 >>14171974 Clearly the answer is both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:13:58 2015 No.14171980 >>14171926 How about you fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:14:33 2015 No.14171981 >>14171974 Tits are overrated. It would be nice if she landed on me with a soft butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:15:38 2015 No.14171987 >>14171980 I'm not the one trying to start shit and posting off topic stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:17:15 2015 No.14171991 >>14171974 Bottom-heavy, full muscle lightweight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:17:30 2015 No.14171992 >>14171987 >Trying to start shit These threads are just too autistic now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:17:56 2015 No.14171996 >>14171981 >life nourishing orbs of pleasure >overrated Found the flatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:19:29 2015 No.14172002 >>14171992 Feel free to leave any time, o'man of sound mental construction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:21:14 2015 No.14172012 >>14171992 >muh autism Monsterboys are not allowed here, and if you don't know that you need to lurk more, or fuck off to /b/ or /d/ or /monster/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:21:14 2015 No.14172013 File: 415 KB, 848x1200, 1387505261020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171974 I played enough WW2 flight sims to know that anything with a center of gravity on the back sucks, so top heavy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:21:19 2015 No.14172014 File: 382 KB, 1187x1800, IN THE MOUNTAINS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14171972 >>14171972 The closest I know of is this since Autismo-kun won't allow anything but females to be posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:22:39 2015 No.14172023 >>14172012 >Monsterboys are not allowed here Thats not even a monsterboy you spurge that is a straight up monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:23:37 2015 No.14172027 >>14172014 source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:24:26 2015 No.14172031 >>14172023 Same difference, a monster male. Get the fuck out fujoshit kun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:25:41 2015 No.14172035 >>14172027 Use reverse google image search, and make sure safe search is turned off. Please spread the word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:26:30 2015 No.14172040 >>14172014 >wants monster guys >acting outraged when told to leave >in the monsterGIRL thread Weekend's not for another 11 hours or so shitposter.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:28:15 2015 No.14172046

>>14172040
>Calling me a shitposter
>When people in the thread get in a fucking tiff over the fact that Elfen and Dwarven men canonically exist in MGE, and the MG versions of said species are corrupted mutants
>People getting in tiffs over Alps existing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:29:00 2015 No.14172050 File: 98 KB, 491x508, 1439951262252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172040 >wants monster guys and this is why the threads always end up in flames because of retards like you who dont even read the reply chains your commenting on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:29:59 2015 No.14172055 >>14172050 No it's because you idiots reply to bait instead of reporting and ignoring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:31:45 2015 No.14172059 File: 653 KB, 566x800, Harpy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like its that time again

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:32:09 2015 No.14172061 >>14172055 >reporting You know you can get banned now for abusing reports and reporting things that dont actually break the rules right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:32:29 2015 No.14172062 >>14172050 >>14172014 >since autism kun won't allow anything but females to be posted Sounds like the faggot wants monster guys, and seeing as he already posted one...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:33:12 2015 No.14172066 >>14172061 Shitposting and trolling are against the rules, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:34:03 2015 No.14172072 >>14172059 To make a gookie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:34:40 2015 No.14172076 >>14172066 I dont think the mods define shitposting and trolling the same way the autist in these threads do though.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:34:49 2015 No.14172077

>>14172062
Except I don't want monster guys you phlegm-y scabrous scrotal sack fuck. I mentioned Hind girls originally while posting that stupid Demi-God character of some Elves because He's not identifiable as male or female ANYWAY since he's a FUCKING EMBODIMENT OF AN ASPECT OF NATURE.

Then people blew it out of proportion thinking I want monsterguys like Franky Mk III fucking Cathyl when realistically I don't care. But being as this is a Friday and /mgg/ is infamous for getting sand in its crusted vagina that'd make even a Gnome weep due to the stalagmites of shit in it, whatever.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:35:44 2015 No.14172079

>>14172046
>get in a fucking tiff over the fact that Elfen and Dwarven men canonically exist in MGE
And they're not the focus, KC hasn't even drawn any and he himself has said monster males make the setting he has intended fall apart, because why would mamono need human men if they have males of their own. Now do everyone a favor and go back to /tg/ or wherever else monsterboys are accepted because you are not welcome here.

I bet you're that asshole who posted a wolfboy last thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:36:19 2015 No.14172081 >>14172062 >Sounds like the faggot wants monster guys So your going to kick up a shit and ruin the thread because you THINK someone is alluding towards monster boys? Just ignore this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:38:29 2015 No.14172088 >>14172077 Suuure you don't. No one cares about your agender monster excuse, keep your dmfucking monster males out of here. No one is saying you can't like it, but this isn't the place for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:39:18 2015 No.14172093 >>14172061 you get banned for that only if you was unlucky enough to encounter yuri mod

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:40:01 2015 No.14172096 Damn son, I remember when monster girls birthing human sons was a hot button issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:40:11 2015 No.14172097 >>14172081 >just ignore it NO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:40:30 2015 No.14172100 >>14172077 You have no one to blame but yourself. You knew exactly what was going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:40:57 2015 No.14172102 >>14172059 Time to infuse harpies with the power of Spiral Energy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:43:45 2015 No.14172106 File: 1.99 MB, 448x252, 1443807825838.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like the threads gonna be like this for a while, I'm gonna go take a nap, hopefully this will be over later

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:43:49 2015 No.14172107

>>14172077
>He's not identifiable as male
>that chest
>that stag head

And that's before you go beyond just that image and get into how that specific character is consistently referred to as male.
I don't care about your little slapfight, but that's a pretty weak argument to make.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:43:57 2015 No.14172108 >>14172046 >elf and dwarf males exist So do caits, doesn't mean we're kemonofags now and we certainly aren't monsterboyfags. Alps a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:45:55 2015 No.14172116 >>14172077 >Franky Mk III Glad I'm not the only one who saw that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:48:10 2015 No.14172122 File: 139 KB, 704x504, 1441123686311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Werebats are criminally underrated. >inb4 Schizanthus or that one hmanga with the slutty batgirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:49:03 2015 No.14172128 >>14172106 Well it is a Friday and we had a good few threads with minimal shitposting, this was due to happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:49:45 2015 No.14172132 >>14172122 Bats are ridden with diseases, the obvious jump in logic here is to have nurse werebats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:51:25 2015 No.14172136 >>14171865 Where do you think the ice cubes come from

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:51:45 2015 No.14172139 I just want to cum inside of an adolescent kitsune and impregnate her TBH. :/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:52:05 2015 No.14172140 >>14172122 Bats are are riddled with diseases even worse then rats not exactly waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:52:52 2015 No.14172143 >>14172136 so a glacies is constantly masturbating, collecting the fluids in a tray?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:53:23 2015 No.14172146 >>14172122 PorkedBoogy did a very short and very boring story with one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:54:31 2015 No.14172148 File: 153 KB, 457x760, 1434660332658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172132 >>14172140 Mamonomana

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:55:21 2015 No.14172153 >>14172143 That's why Yuki-onna says every glass is made with "love" from her Glacies friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:56:02 2015 No.14172157 >>14172139 Why adolescent? Teenagers are assholes no matter the species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:56:35 2015 No.14172159 >>14172153 what of the boy the glacies is sweet on? would he be thrown under the table to assist the glacies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:57:25 2015 No.14172165 >>14172148 I'm serious. I want werebat nurses. Other guy is just a bully.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:58:17 2015 No.14172167 >>14172159 She doesn't need a boy, just a catalog of kotatsus and space heaters

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:58:57 2015 No.14172170 >>14172153 I want to hook my favorite MG's to a machine that will molest them and extract their love juices. I will make Pussy juice blends and sell them for a fortune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:00:44 2015 No.14172174 >>14172122 I want to serenade a werebat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZWoR5Y1iMI

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:01:47 2015 No.14172179 File: 484 KB, 1100x1500, 4382c5952559df6f968c023b209f36ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172132 >that spunky Ebola-chan always tryin' to NTR a cute awawawa batgirl nurse

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:02:48 2015 No.14172183 >>14172165 Are we talking vampire bat or fruitbat werebats here? Remember that fruitbats are big, genki and have quite small ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:04:02 2015 No.14172188 ebola-chan werebat when

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:05:11 2015 No.14172195

>>14172153
>>14172170
>Dark Priest/Troll love juice for earthly raspberry blend
>Vampire/Kesaran-tangy passion fruit
>Minotaurus/Aspara-Milk chocolate
>Pharaoh/Khepri-Mad About Chocolate
>Jub Kub/Thunderbird-Lightning Strawberry
Shirohebi/Wisp-Artic Mint

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:05:29 2015 No.14172196 >>14172157 Good question, let me clarify: Lolis are good but over done, ARA ARA~ MILFS are great but I'm not in the mood, and normal adult 20 something kitsunes are boring. I want to deflower and corrupt a young, budding kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:07:15 2015 No.14172199 >>14172196 I want to deflower and corrupt a 20-something fujo Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:09:13 2015 No.14172209 >>14172199 This is also a fantastic idea. Lonesome NEET girls who've never known a man are great for bullying and impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:11:40 2015 No.14172212 >>14172183 Yes. >>14172179 Go away Ebola-chan. You're old and busted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:13:22 2015 No.14172216 >>14172199 >20-something fujo Like that one chick from the first season of Darker than Black?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:14:27 2015 No.14172218 File: 163 KB, 800x1147, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172196 I get it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:15:02 2015 No.14172221

>>14172209
Only very light bullying pls, something like deliberately commenting on her virginity and fujo-ness in bed only.
>How can a loser virgin like you have a body like that?
>It feels amazing, how many blowjobs doujins did you read to get this good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:15:17 2015 No.14172222 File: 357 KB, 600x825, DracoSacrifice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172146 There's far too many MGs that don't have good stories but whatever. Can't expect much from a few namefags and amateur writers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:16:03 2015 No.14172226 >>14172199 >fujo Onto the sword it goes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:17:54 2015 No.14172233 >>14172222 >touch as you please Hellfire.avi

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:18:09 2015 No.14172234 >>14172226 Please don't refer to your penis as a sword, paladin-kun. It sounds weird and violent.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:21:08 2015 No.14172243

>>14172196
That's cool, but you can't sit in the lotus position and bury your face in her neck before licking the space between her voluptuous tits with someone who's not full grown.
>normal adult 20 something kitsunes are boring.
You must make your fun. No even a kitsunefag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:22:42 2015 No.14172245 >>14172196 Make it a normal adult 20 something abomination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:23:14 2015 No.14172248 >>14172234 Oh I mean my very sharp and made of steel sword. Fujo anything gets removed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:24:23 2015 No.14172251 File: 771 KB, 1024x1024, 1407179439431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172248 But boys can love boys!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:25:20 2015 No.14172252 >>14172195 >Barometz Baro-ade >Yeti cinnamon hot cocoa >Wendigo white Russian >Amazon hard, ripe cider

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:26:07 2015 No.14172254

>Go up into the snowy mountains with your Husky girl daughteru.
>Suddenly Wendigo!
>Daughteru barks ferociously and the Wendigo stops.
>Look confused as you both walk up
>Wendigo is scared inside her cloak going 'awawawawa'
>Daughteru puts hand on Wendigo head 'Awoo!'
>'Awawawa?'
>'AWOO!'
>Daughteru pats the Wendigo's head
Status of your heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:26:41 2015 No.14172257 >>14172013 I want to NTR F-35 with her big sister Raptor and moan about how much better Raptor's pussy is as I fill her with baby juice while F-35 watches through a crack in the door and masturbates in despair

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:26:53 2015 No.14172258 >>14172251 FUCK. OFF. >>>/y

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:27:57 2015 No.14172260 >>14172254 angered at autists like you

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:28:13 2015 No.14172263

>>14172221
>Breasts like those on a shut in are a complete waste
>You can't even look a man in the eyes but you let me stick it in you? You're a strange fujo

Blushing and hitting a few of her sore points are mandatory but just enough to avoid making her cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:28:33 2015 No.14172265 >>14172254 Sick of these gay little questions about shit that will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:28:55 2015 No.14172266 >>14172257 Weird, because I'd rather an F-35.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:29:46 2015 No.14172270 >>14172254 Grim, like my face. I took her up into the mountains to train. Not to frolick with some ambulance-mouthed snow child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:30:28 2015 No.14172272 >>14172252 Blends nigga, you got to mix.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:31:34 2015 No.14172274 >>14172258 Boys can share a deep and loving bond, just like the ones in those doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:31:41 2015 No.14172276 >>14172251 I want to fuck the homolust out of a fujoclops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:33:25 2015 No.14172280 >>14172258 I got you covered >>14172251 >>14172274 >>>/y/ Go pretend to be retarded there yaoifag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:34:09 2015 No.14172283 >>14172254 I'd rather have a Wendigo daughteru than a husky daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:34:57 2015 No.14172287 >>14172272 I don't mix my drinks, what do you take me for, an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:35:05 2015 No.14172288 >>14172283 Same here, bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:35:23 2015 No.14172289 >>14172266 F-35 is short, chubby and high-maintenance. Raptor is a tall, smug hourglass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:36:30 2015 No.14172293 File: 505 KB, 2021x2400, baphomet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Look what I have for you, Onii-chan~

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:37:27 2015 No.14172297 >>14172287 They're shakes, not alcohol. And you're fired.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:38:53 2015 No.14172299 >>14172293 That's pretty small, would look great on her slender little neck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:39:21 2015 No.14172301 >>14172293 Are we getting a puppy?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:39:27 2015 No.14172302 >>14172293 I'm not your oniichan and I don't want a pet goat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:39:44 2015 No.14172303 >>14172263 >>14172221 >"you have all these lewd doujins lying around, let me show you the real thing!" >"You ready to throw all this stuff away to become a mom and a wife? you're not going to have a choice once I impregnate you."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:39:45 2015 No.14172304 >>14172299 It's obviously a cock ring. She's not satisfied with the way you prematurely ejaculate in her tight as fuck lolipussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:40:20 2015 No.14172306 >>14172293 She has a nice set of hips,

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:40:25 2015 No.14172307 >>14172301 > "Sex, you and I. We're going to have it." > "I don't follow." Someone post the full thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:41:07 2015 No.14172308 >>14172293 Don't make me get the pikemen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:43:00 2015 No.14172314 >>14172293 What is that for? Is it like a bracelet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:44:16 2015 No.14172316 >>14172308 That's not a nice way to treat a lady who just got you a gift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:45:22 2015 No.14172318 >>14172289 >Not liking HEALTHY girls F-35 has a bigger chest than F-22 anyway, she's also way more versatile than her older sister and she's even got better avionics/electronics too! Oh, and let's not forget that F-22 is just about as high-maintenance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:45:39 2015 No.14172319 >>14172302 Goats actually make really good pets. They're like dogs but a little more aloof and lower maintenance. Well, as long as you don't have to worry about them eating weird shit in your yard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:46:24 2015 No.14172321 >>14172316 One bapho's head. On a pike. Coming up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:46:38 2015 No.14172322 >>14172293 Get out of here, small goat demon, you don't belong in this world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:46:55 2015 No.14172323 >>14172293 Eh...not Luth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:47:54 2015 No.14172326 >>14172318 She might have a bigger chest but she's also got a bigger belly. It's about proportions, nigga. Also >more versatile That's a creative way to say slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:48:19 2015 No.14172329 >>14172319 Do you keep any?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:52:52 2015 No.14172339

>>14172326
More like a creative way to say better at everything except air superiority, which I'm choosing to interpret as oral until someone comes up with something better.

>Proportions
Because F-22 is taller she looks way more slender. On the other hand F-35 comes off as far more curvy and voluptuous, and more perfect for cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:54:26 2015 No.14172348 >>14172329 Family did when I was a kid and lived in Oregon. Fun fact, goats can yell almost exactly like a person, just without words. It's fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:55:49 2015 No.14172351 >>14172318 >can't do anything right Nigga she's a chubby airhead genki girl, like Ringo-chan from nichbros but more voluptuous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:56:16 2015 No.14172354 >>14172348 I find it hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:56:20 2015 No.14172355 >>14172318 F-35 and F-22 are both trash, I'll live in bigamous bliss with F-15 and A-10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:57:35 2015 No.14172357 >>14172351 >F-35 can't do anything right >People still believe this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:58:04 2015 No.14172359 >>14172293 It's not awful but a lot of parts of it just feel off in an odd way. Still cute though.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:59:15 2015 No.14172365

>>14172339
>everything except air superiority
All of the other roles F-35 can fill can be filled better by older, cheaper planes. A Jack of all Trades, Master of None plane is only useful if it's cheaper than maintaining a fleet of specialized aircraft, and the F-35 pricetag blows that out of the water.

>oral
I think air superiority would be vaginal in the missionary position.
Ground support is anal.
Escort is oral?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:59:27 2015 No.14172366 File: 49 KB, 297x368, elf okay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172357 >believing the military-industrial jew

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:00:28 2015 No.14172369 >>14172323 Luth wouldn't do it. "Too jailbait."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:01:47 2015 No.14172372 >>14172366 >Believing the anti-military liberal-media and slavs Fact is the F-35 is still in development and already better than all it's competition and the planes it's supposed to replace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:02:07 2015 No.14172373 >>14172283 >Whynotboth.wemb

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:02:32 2015 No.14172374 File: 214 KB, 634x800, 0c5a8a92eaab60319d52585fadffd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hannya Oni subspecies when? I just want a race of yandere musclegirls godammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:03:02 2015 No.14172376 >>14172355 Refined taste. You know, we're talking about this shit, but there's already a Korean webcomic somewhere that turns all of these planes into cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:03:10 2015 No.14172377 I want /k/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:05:00 2015 No.14172381 >>14172374 We might see it in the future. ARE hannyas ogres? I thought they were like jealous ghosts or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:05:33 2015 No.14172382 >>14172369 Well, that's a tad disappointing.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:05:56 2015 No.14172383

>>14172372
>can't carry enough fuel to attack outside anti-shipping missile range
>can only fuel from white tankers
>can't fly in the rain
>ruined geometry for useless VTOL
>can't carry weapons worth shit because of the underwhelming carrying capacity
There's nothing it can do and it's going to siphon billions upon billions of American taxpayers' money to the Hebrews in charge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:06:47 2015 No.14172387 >>14172369 Still a lot of artists better than whoever done that with commissions open.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:06:55 2015 No.14172388 File: 1.17 MB, 1408x833, 1443812815269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172308 What are these guys gonna do to her?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:08:22 2015 No.14172393

>>14172365
>All of the other roles F-35 can fill can be filled better by older, cheaper planes
Like what? F-35 is better at air superiority than pretty much every other plane other than F-22, and better at CAS than literally every other plane.

>A Jack of all Trades, Master of None plane is only useful if it's cheaper than maintaining a fleet of specialized aircraft
Because the F-16 and F-18 are so shitty right?

>pricetag
It's actually less expensive than the majority of it's competition and the cost is only projected to go down as it heads into production. Oh, and the only competition it is more expensive than is also substantially less capable than the F-35.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:08:48 2015 No.14172394 >>14172377 Implying we aren't an unholy amalgamation of /a/, /k/, and /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:09:09 2015 No.14172395 File: 329 KB, 922x1300, 1425591169031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172381 Hannyas are supposed to represent jealous female demons or serpents: White mask - noble/aristocratic women Red mask - low class women Dark red mask - true demon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:09:59 2015 No.14172397 /mgt/ - Military gear thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:10:10 2015 No.14172398 >>14172393 >and better at CAS than literally every other plane. >every other plane This nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:11:56 2015 No.14172402 >>14172393 >and better at CAS than literally every other plane >shitting on the A10 I'll fucking fight you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:12:31 2015 No.14172405 Which girl is best at bullying geeky human virgins? Well, nerd? Which one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:14:31 2015 No.14172417 >>14172394 This matters how? Faggots have been jacking off about which plane is best for the last hour. >inb4 some meme response about not fapping to planes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:15:03 2015 No.14172419 >>14172405 Alps for the humiliation factor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:15:05 2015 No.14172420 >>14172387 Such as?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:16:12 2015 No.14172424 >>14172405 Ogres. They are true bullies in the MGE.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:17:41 2015 No.14172430

>>14172383
>Low range
Even the shortest ranged variant has more range than a Super Hornet with drop tanks, and that's with only the F-35's internal fuel tanks. Imagine how much further it could go if it was using drop-tanks itself.

>Can't fly in rain
That myth was debunked like years ago along with the whole "F-22's stealth paint comes off in the rain" bullshit.

>VTOL
Because every variant has VTOL

>Weapons capacity
It's internal weapons bay can carry the same load-out as the average F-16. Except the F-35 also has the option to use external hardpoints as well giving it an even greater capacity.

You could at least make an effort to educate yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:18:11 2015 No.14172432 >>14172417 >meme response about not fapping to planes If you don't cum when you hear the BRRRRRRRRTTTTT of an A-10 you are not a man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:18:14 2015 No.14172433 >>14172405 Monoeyes, Stage 3 alps, Oomukades, and Crow Tengus.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:19:08 2015 No.14172437

>>14172393
>F-16 and F-18
They are a jack of all trades done right. They're a great value because their capabilities to price and development cost ratio is a high number. They're both super cheap compared to what they replaced (F-14, F-15) and are nearly as capable.

F-35 is a better plane than what it's replacing but its cost effectiveness ratio is shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:19:32 2015 No.14172439 File: 20 KB, 228x227, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172432 That's pretty hardcore, bruh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:19:50 2015 No.14172440 Is there anything better than a Dullahan's masturbation? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2869435

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:20:28 2015 No.14172443 >>14172393 >better at CAS than literally every other plane Drugs are bad, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:20:35 2015 No.14172444 >>14172440 Dullahan teacher's gangrape at the hands of her delinquent students.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:20:51 2015 No.14172448 >>14172432 And if you're talking about war machines that aren't cute girls and begin throwing /pol/ shit around, you're off topic and need to get back on track or go back to your own board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:21:05 2015 No.14172450 >>14172440 >literally the first thing any of us would do if we gained the ability to remove our heads.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:22:35 2015 No.14172459 >>14172450 >any of us

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:23:01 2015 No.14172461 >>14172420 Check the list on the wordpress.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:23:11 2015 No.14172462

>>14172393
>Like what? F-35 is better at air superiority than pretty much every other plane other than F-22, and better at CAS than literally every other plane.
You're aware that in trials, the F-35 was completely blown out of the water by a 40 year old F-16, right? The F-35 couldn't climb as fast nor could it bank as sharply. The F-16 outmaneuvered it in every category and the Pentagon's excuse was that the F-35 had the wrong coat of paint.
Every pilot that's flown one has nothing but negative comments to say about it, ranging from "It can be better" to "This is the biggest waste of money in US history."

The fucking thing even needs special fuel and will not function if the fuel gets too warm.
The entire project is an unmitigated disaster and it only came about because the air force is run by /fa/ggots who care more about looking good than performing well.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:23:49 2015 No.14172464

>>14172398
>>14172402
Find me a single plane better at CAS than the F-35.

A-10 doesn't count because it's out-dated as fuck. It's barely even used for CAS anymore because the "low and slow" philosophy it's based off of is so horribly outdated. Majority of CAS missions these days are carried out by multiroles like F-16's, and fast ground-attack planes like F-15E's.

Meanwhile the F-35 has stealth to increase survivability and reduce its detection range, a large range on internal fuel, a relatively large internal weapon-bay capacity, and the most advanced ground detection and targeting weapon system in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:25:09 2015 No.14172468 >/mgg/ >Come for the girls, stay for the attack jets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:25:28 2015 No.14172472 >>14172440 Wonder how she'd react to being walked in on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:26:28 2015 No.14172476 >>14172440 >tfw no CC Dullahan will give you a blowjob on the metro

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:27:47 2015 No.14172485 >>14172468 Anons are very passionate about their waifus and warplanes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:28:42 2015 No.14172489
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>>14172276
>>14172251
>You will never be Paladin-kun, object of Homolust Fujoclops' doujin series "Paladin x Dark Knight"
>She will never get terrified when you show her just how much ANIKI you really are, dressed only down to your glistening abs and helmet
>Your eyes are flames as hers drift down to your groin, the loincloth raising
>She 'awawawas' and looks back at her doujin, trying to recall the name of your weapon
>It's in big bold otaku lettering, courtesy of Seaweed Kejourou
>[SWORD OF KINGS: EXCALIBUR]
>She looks back over and furiously blushes, it's standing at full length and ready for combat
>She's stammering about how you're off to slay the crinkled cavern of Dark Knight's domicile with your sword at hand
>Gives a small yip when you throw her against the wall, tearing at her stockings and pushing her panties to the side, exposing her slick lips and the rosebud of her anus
>Toy with her and press Excalibur's tip to her anus, she's freaking out saying that paladins can't slay monsters like this
>Your eyes blaze out of control, the battle aura almost palpable
>Across campus, the chuuni Lilim in class begins to schlick furiously
>She's fucking tight, her warm flesh yielding after you press into Fujoclops' lips, feeling her arousal and body heat all around you
>She says something about how she can feel you bending inside of her, and cries that it hurts
>Ignoring her, you pull nearly all the way back and thrust all the way inside again, kissing near her cervix
>She explodes in rapture, her knees nearly giving out until you grip her tight and begin pounding into her for another ten minutes
>The sounds of flesh slapping and sex can be heard all around the hallway, a small audience gathering outside
>She's asking you why you're doing this
>You tell her to show her the ultimate; To make a child
>You grip her tight as you unleash your EXCALIBUR's attack into her womb, filling it with your seed
>She cuddles against you, holding her doujin tight
>Can love bloom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:28:52 2015 No.14172490 >>14172293 The only thing better than a cute loli demon goat imouto is a cute loli demon goat imouto that loves you and gives you presents.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:31:50 2015 No.14172500

>>14172462
>A plane in development got beaten by an upgraded variant of an older but fully-developed and combat tested plane flown by a veteran pilot who's familiar with it.
No fucking shit. The F-35 isn't even finished development yet. A lot of it's capabilities aren't even ready yet since the software needed to use them has been completed yet.

Also, majority of the test pilots have only had good things to say about the F-35.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:32:17 2015 No.14172504 >>14172489 >seaweed kejourou kek, more

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:32:29 2015 No.14172505 >>14172489 That was cheesy as fuck. I loved it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:33:18 2015 No.14172510 >>14172500 I think the biggest gripe about the F-35 at the moment is that we're spending way too much fucking money for what it's going to give us in the end, when we can use cheaper, established planes that are STILL better than their competitors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:33:46 2015 No.14172515 >>14172377 I'm sorry but I can't help myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:33:59 2015 No.14172517 >>14172500 SecDef pls. We all know you're shilling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:36:13 2015 No.14172532 File: 846 KB, 848x1200, 1421894925959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172500 >>14172464 >>14172462 >>14172437 >>14172430 >>14172402 >>14172398 >>14172393 >>14172383 >>14172510 >>14172517 >>>/k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:36:42 2015 No.14172536 >>14172510 Especially when what we really need to be spending that money on is Drone Swarms

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:37:57 2015 No.14172542 >>14172505 The only time you can really make a chuuni fujoshit MG quake in fear is by telling them the name of the legendary three. GUNGNIR, EXCALIBUR, GAE BOLG. THESE WORDS STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEART OF THE FUJOSHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:38:17 2015 No.14172545 >>14172532 I'll take the polite planes discussion over shitposters getting butthurt over trivial things

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:38:29 2015 No.14172546

>>14172510
Even then that's to be expected. Just look at the trend in how much the cost of development has risen for every successive generation of war plane. At least the F-35 will ultimately be cheaper to produce/purchase than majority of its competition such as the Rafale and Eurofighter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:38:39 2015 No.14172549 >>14172461 The only other on that list who'd do it is .Less. Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:39:37 2015 No.14172556 File: 100 KB, 850x785, planes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172532 Here, now it's relevant

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:39:54 2015 No.14172557 >>14172489 Would she start a new dojin series after that?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:41:13 2015 No.14172564

>>14172545
>shitposters
>trivial

Okay, let's all throw the rules out the window and ignore the fact we have dedicated boards so people can discuss their interests there.

HEY GUYS, LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT YURI DICK SHITTING NTR NIPPLES BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:41:13 2015 No.14172565 >>14172556 I'm honestly surprised at how small my Flight High School folder is given how much I shill for the F-35.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:42:16 2015 No.14172571 >>14172564 But anon that is shitposting!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:42:49 2015 No.14172573 >>14172549 Monorus wouldn't do it? Wouldn't be the first time he's done a Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:43:24 2015 No.14172576 >>14172556 Simply posting a picture doesn't make it relevant. You are blatantly talking about weapons of war and not involving monstegirls in any way. Go to /k/ if you want a gear thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:43:39 2015 No.14172579 >>14172573 Too expensive for the collar picture. Luth only ever charged 40 and I'm not going above that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:45:14 2015 No.14172585 >>14172489 So cheesy! Probably the best way to deal with a fujoclops, just repeat the process until the desired effect is reached.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:45:38 2015 No.14172586 File: 84 KB, 691x798, 28147146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] line 61 http://pastebin.com/Z2nBmc5M >(The Lewd out of Space) Corruption Still no suitable images for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:46:09 2015 No.14172588 >>14172564 If it's rules you want to bitch about, I would like to point out that yuri, shitting dick nipples, and NTR are in no way disallowed on this board, so long as it is not in the form of an explicit picture. Find something else to strawman at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:46:31 2015 No.14172590 >>14172564 I never mentioned what the shitposters were getting butthurt over, you (a shitposter) brought up yuri yourself It's clear now

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:50:42 2015 No.14172608

>>14172590
Cool story.

>>14172588
>/k/ - Weapons
>1.All weaponry is welcome. Military vehicles/knives/other weapons are included, this board isn't just for firearms!

>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
>1.All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).
>2.This is the appropriate board for the discussion of Japanese visual novels, and light novels without an animated adaptation. Western visual novels should be posted to /vg/, and translated visual novels are fine on either board.

>3.You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, OFF TOPIC replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:54:08 2015 No.14172620 >>14172586 >I could barely make out the final word: "Darling..." Aww

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:55:56 2015 No.14172626

>>14172608
I was pointing out that none of your strawman examples were against the board rules, not discussion about planes. I frankly don't care what people talk about here, I just hate it when people like you talk out of their asses. If you have a problem with what people are doing, do something else. It's not that fucking hard. Unless you're a moderator, it's not your job to concern yourself with what people do. Go jerk off or something. Maybe you'll come back and be a little less shitty.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:57:54 2015 No.14172634

>>14172608
The three degrees of relevancy are:
- On topic (What does X MG eat?)
- Tangentically on topic (What books, vidya games, manga and movies have at least one MG in them?)
- Off-topic (I want to fuck an anthropomorphic airplane)

I mean, the closest reference you could draw to MGs is probably: fucking freaky things -> fucking robot girls -> fucking airplane girls

In any case, there is a chance at a mod slapping you for moving too far into point #2. I've been warned for highly relevant degrees of this, but was not for discussing things pretty far removed from MGs. It seems more down to "whatever janitor is on duty"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:58:10 2015 No.14172636 >>14172626 Don't give him replies, just reports.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:58:58 2015 No.14172640

>>14172626
Self moderation is encouraged and the rules are clear, go whiteknight off topic shit on /b/ where nothing matters. There is a thread up on /k/ about war planes, they can go there. Unless they're talking about a salamander shooting down an Anubis over the pacific ocean or the like, they're off topic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:01:34 2015 No.14172650 >>14172636 I'll enjoy seeing you banned for false reporting. Go nuts. >>14172634 See >>14172532 find me something relating to monstergirls anywhere in those posts and I'll back off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:02:22 2015 No.14172653 Reminder that Darling's girls are a bunch of dumb dykes who mooch off of him.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:03:04 2015 No.14172655

>>14172636
I'm only feeding him because I'm neglecting my actual responsibilities. Their anger keeps me sated.

>>14172640
There's a thread of on /lgbt/ for people with sticks up their asses. I suggest you go join them. Maybe you'll learn to like it.

>>14172650
Find me something related to monstergirls in your posts and maybe I'll give a fuck. Until then, quit whining.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:03:28 2015 No.14172657 >>14172653 Reminder that there's a EMG thread on /a/ right now and you can go post it there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:05:36 2015 No.14172665 >>14172655 >false equivalence >no u

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:05:43 2015 No.14172666

>>14172650
I don't think it counts retroactively. Otherwise you could apply the same logic to any other rule violation; posting NSFW, trolling, shitposting, etc, would be okay as long as you had at least one on-topic post. Yeah, no, following one rule doesn't cancel out breaking another rule prior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:06:33 2015 No.14172667 >>14172585 >>14172557 I dunno guys. I'm too provolone to continue expanding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:07:45 2015 No.14172671 >>14172657 >Don't talk about monster girls in the monster girl thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:09:06 2015 No.14172673 >>14172657 nah

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:09:30 2015 No.14172678 Oh yes, I forgot it's friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:09:51 2015 No.14172680 >>14172586 >That ending What a cute abomination.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:10:00 2015 No.14172681

>>14172665
That's not false equivalence. There is an equivalence here, and it is that none of these posts are off-topic. However, dismissing my post by claiming fallacy is, in fact, fallacy fallacy. Congratulations.

>>14172671
No one else here is, why not join the club? I'll help you out. Sauce or dry rub? Personally, I prefer rubs. Sauces tend to cover too much of the flavor of the meat and only come into their own when used to cover over-cooked or sub-standard meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:10:01 2015 No.14172682 >>14172586 You are awesome.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:10:40 2015 No.14172689 >>14172678 Thanks for pointing that out because we really needed to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:10:41 2015 No.14172690 >>14172666 This is not a what if discussion. The issue is simple, their discussion doesn't go here, not the way they're carrying on, they have a board for it. Or like I already said, involve MGs in some way. Good day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:10:44 2015 No.14172691 >>14171432 >Familiar Well, guess this one is a single stage psychic type. I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:11:29 2015 No.14172695 File: 418 KB, 555x573, three stooges.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172678 It's also World Smile Day. Post them monster smiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:13:04 2015 No.14172700 >>14172695 I just noticed that Manticore eyes are a weird shade of neon pink. I like it. I like it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:13:10 2015 No.14172701 >>14172690 Comma splices should be against the rules. English is (presumably) your native language. It deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:14:08 2015 No.14172705 File: 345 KB, 833x1100, Frownhound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172695 Fuck your smiles. This is the /mgt/ sad hour. Like every other hour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:14:18 2015 No.14172706 >>14172681 >none of these posts are off topic >talking about war planes and their capabilities for the last hour and a half >in the monstergirl thread >on /jp/ Lies are supposed to be believable.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:14:21 2015 No.14172707

>>14172650
>See >>14172532 find me something relating to monstergirls anywhere in those posts and I'll back off.
I'm... I'm not following you here. You linked to a picture of a girl with animal ears and a tail. Is that not considered an MG in your eyes?

Also, I think >>14172666 was saying that having a non-MG discussion and then posting a picture at the very end to avoid getting banned won't work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:14:57 2015 No.14172710 >>14172680 I want to let a cute abomination eat my soul!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:16:10 2015 No.14172717 File: 178 KB, 576x600, 1402357036623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172695

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:16:13 2015 No.14172718 Hellhounds are horrible, mean monster girls.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:16:30 2015 No.14172720

>>14172706
Shit, I actually said that incorrectly. I meant to write that none of these posts are on-topic. I take pissing people off very seriously and do apologize for the slip-up. You all deserve nothing but my best effort, but I'm half-assing it here. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:18:39 2015 No.14172727 >>14172707 Don't be cute, you know I meant the posts I quoted, I posted the picture to make a point. We both know there's nothing related there except my pic. Now stop wasting my time because you're bored and have nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:18:55 2015 No.14172729 >>14172718 >Mean I wish people in ITT would stop posting like 5 year old's this shit gets real old real fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:19:07 2015 No.14172730 File: 220 KB, 599x821, 1443817147154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172695

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:19:14 2015 No.14172732 >>14172718 They're lovey-dovey demonic wolfgirls that can toast bread with their cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:19:35 2015 No.14172736 >>14172710 >little Wendigo tries to be scary >teeths at your arms looking for your soul >barely hurts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:19:44 2015 No.14172737 File: 59 KB, 540x304, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172653 >dykes They're all after his dick, man. No, they NEED his dick, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:20:00 2015 No.14172738 File: 317 KB, 1000x1000, 1443234231762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172695

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:21:12 2015 No.14172741 >>14172736 I want to tell her that teething at my dick will make my soul come out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:21:14 2015 No.14172742 >>14172738 Highly relevant to >>14172727

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:21:28 2015 No.14172744
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>>14167961
>Dude is fucking dedicated and has lots of money apparently.
I wish I had lots of money. This is just the fortunate result of saving up wisely, forgoing other luxuries, and people actually paying me back.

Anyways, this image is too big for 4chan, so enjoy it in compressed jpg form.

I want to watch fireworks with a Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:21:34 2015 No.14172745 >>14172691 Better question, do you keep her small and cuddle or use an ara ara stone so she's big, soft, and busty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:21:46 2015 No.14172748 >>14172729 Coming form the person who doesn't know how to use apostrophes, adverbs, or complete sentences, this is rather rich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:22:53 2015 No.14172752 >>14172727 >stop wasting my time You're shitposting on 4chan, your time isn't valuable in the slightest

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:22:54 2015 No.14172753 >>14172744 I don't know if I should be embarrassed for him or impressed.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:23:01 2015 No.14172754

>>14172710
I want to be straddled by a cute succubus who brags about how she's going to take my soul with a smug look on her face.

In my headcanon succubutts take parts of your soul every time you cum inside them with the 3rd time or so giving them complete ownership of you. Makes for a nice internal struggle of "just once or twice won't hurt" before she pins you to the bed and gets serious about not letting you get away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:23:15 2015 No.14172755 >>14172744 Yo better show all your friends and family your sweet-ass calendar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:23:28 2015 No.14172756 >>14172737 They really don't, they're like migrants and he's like Europe. They only care about him because of the benefits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:23:37 2015 No.14172757 >>14172745 Small and cuddly forever. Just wonder what kind of familiar she is. I hope fox. I'll name her Kon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:23:43 2015 No.14172758 >>14172736 Are Wendigos supposed to eat your soul? I thought they were just moe forest stalkers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:24:16 2015 No.14172761 >>14172586 Pretty creepy-cute. I thought this would only be a one-shot, good to see more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:24:18 2015 No.14172762 File: 131 KB, 800x800, 1443817458901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172695

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:24:23 2015 No.14172763 >>14172586 Nice job. Glad to see more of this, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:25:03 2015 No.14172764 >>14172741 >I want her to bite my dick I know mamonomananana is supposed to solve all things, but I think you're really pushing it in this case. >>14172758 Cannibal spirit things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:25:06 2015 No.14172765 >>14172744 Jabberwocks aren't my favorite, but good lord, purple can make any girl sexy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:25:26 2015 No.14172767 >>14172744 This looks excellent. A while back you were taking suggestions for artists. Have you ever heard of Natedecock? He specializes in drawing busty musclegirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:25:49 2015 No.14172771 >>14172489 >chuuni as fuck exhibitionist roleplay sex with a post-creampie cuddle finish The best way to take a fujoshit Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:25:56 2015 No.14172774 >>14172744 >>14172753 I'd say it's impressive. I wish I had the money to commission more monster girls like this. But I'm a broke college student who really should be focusing my finances on that instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:26:03 2015 No.14172775 >>14172744 That's one cute Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:26:43 2015 No.14172776 >>14172764 I'm not keen in the idea either, but if a half ton spider can savagely ride a man and not kill him cause mamono mana, a bite ain't really doing much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:26:44 2015 No.14172777 File: 830 KB, 1060x1500, 1441938959070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172695 Posting the best smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:26:51 2015 No.14172778 >>14172764 I imagine the biting as more of a rough rubbing with her molars than really biting down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:26:54 2015 No.14172780 >>14172762 Go away Fizz, no one lies you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:27:46 2015 No.14172782 >>14172774 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:27:47 2015 No.14172783 >>14172777 Trips confirm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:28:10 2015 No.14172785 File: 112 KB, 340x944, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172756 >Implying Miia DOESN'T want to fuck him raw You must be having a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:29:23 2015 No.14172794 >>14172780 I'm not him, but fizzshire is cute. CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:30:03 2015 No.14172795 >>14172754 I'd sill end up blowing three loads in a succubutt like that on the first night alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:30:13 2015 No.14172796 >>14172774 Do it anyway, live off cheap food and don't buy video games. That's how I've been doing it, should be a lewd of a semi unloved MG soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:30:52 2015 No.14172799 >>14172785 >That picture >Miia "Yes, Darling, I am your beloved Miia. Now drop your pants because... cultural exchange program reasons."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:31:26 2015 No.14172803 >>14172756 /pol/, pls You're drunk and a lost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:31:28 2015 No.14172804 >>14172795 I want to blow three loads in a row into a nerdy fujo Succubus only to have her reveal her true gyaru form as soon as she's got me snared.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:33:01 2015 No.14172808 File: 1.19 MB, 1600x1920, 5e7d773240705836cb60c064e38bcbf9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172795 A wise choice if you find a nice succubutt, they can promise you a life of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:34:03 2015 No.14172814 >>14172804 >nerdy fujo Succubus >gyaru Succubutt I don't know which one I want more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:36:21 2015 No.14172824 >>14172814 How about nerdy mojyo instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:37:01 2015 No.14172826 >>14172804 I was about to post Greater Devil, but then I realized you said gyaru and not ganguro. What's the difference between gyaru and ganguro, anyways?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:37:06 2015 No.14172827 >>14172777 I would have posted Nu. But I can dig that squirrel belly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:38:46 2015 No.14172837 >>14172826 I always thought of it as Gyaru being Ganguro light. They're still tanned, but they don't have all the gawdy as fuck piercings and makeup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:39:22 2015 No.14172839 >>14172808 I'd consign my soul to a nice succubutt in a heartbeat. >Hah! You'r soul is mine now! >Yes, and? >You're going to be my lewd little plaything and will nourish me though acts of depravity. >Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:40:05 2015 No.14172842 >>14172753 Embarrassed over what anon? Him drowning in anime pussy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:40:06 2015 No.14172843 >>14172794 Fizzshire is just another stupid fucking self-insert into porn like Ilassa, Maritan, Laska, Haohi, and somesuch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:40:37 2015 No.14172847 >>14172837 I just googled them both and that seems to be accurate. Ganguro are basically slutty clowns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:40:46 2015 No.14172848 >>14172826 I would say ganguro is full on blackface, white eyeliner makeup, grotesque lipstick and eyelash combination all on orange skin. Gyaru is just the dark skin, so essentially ganguro-lite. Like that dark skinned girl in Pure Love Mellow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:41:07 2015 No.14172850 >>14172843 Hey you can't talk about Haohi like that, she's cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:41:51 2015 No.14172852 >>14172850 Shush feet licker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:42:01 2015 No.14172853 >>14172843 I'm not saying it's untrue, but I couldn't give a shit as to where it came from so long as it means getting cute things as a result.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:42:19 2015 No.14172857 >>14172824 Would keep company, worship her wimpy, nerd succubody and entertain her antics on the road of becoming a lascivious succubus.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:43:21 2015 No.14172863

>>14172850
Haohi is literally .less' means to attention whore.

It's like getting bashed across the head by stupid pandering bullshit like Ilassa's fence sitting PC nonsense with the mary sue city who pretends that she's relevant.

Honestly, the only self-insert/avatar that's worth anything is Maritan since Cross himself canonized her like the almighty asspope he is

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:44:01 2015 No.14172866 >>14172857 >wimpy, nerd succubody Rail-thin nerd girl type? That could be cool too, I imagined a chubby Komodo-like girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:44:21 2015 No.14172867 >>14172843 Mari and Ilassa are none of those things. They're just lilims.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:44:21 2015 No.14172868 File: 2.43 MB, 2000x1500, 51648507_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172843 I'd still dick Fizzshire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:44:25 2015 No.14172869 >>14172863 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:45:09 2015 No.14172874 >>14172868 Oh man, I would that cat so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:45:33 2015 No.14172877 >>14172868 I'd lock her in a cargo crate and ship her to Syria.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:45:38 2015 No.14172878 >>14172868 I'd rail her until she went cross-eyed, but I still don't like her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:46:40 2015 No.14172883 I just wanna get raped by a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:46:55 2015 No.14172885 File: 772 KB, 1200x1500, 1442254344873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172852 I only lick cute feet like these!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:47:23 2015 No.14172886 >>14172878 Angry hate sex with a smug cheshire? Sounds like heaven, especially if there's lots of insults involved on both sides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:47:36 2015 No.14172888 >>14172863 Could you be anymore assmad? Mari isn't canon. KC said she could use #10, and Ilassa #13. That's it. But please, keep spouting memehate. Though you ARE right about Haohi being a means to avatarfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:47:46 2015 No.14172889 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x2700, zZS0svt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172868 mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:47:48 2015 No.14172890 >>14172869 He isn't wrong. ...unless you're analanguished over someone getting their feelings hurt over anons talking shit about their OCs.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:48:12 2015 No.14172892 [SPOILER]

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>>14172848
The whole gyaru thing always kind of confused me, mostly because a character I rather like is referred to as gyaru, but looks nothing like the gyaru pics I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:50:17 2015 No.14172904 >>14172885 They're gross and smelly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:50:20 2015 No.14172905 >>14172885 I'd rather lick a wurms feet. That is I'd lick her snake body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:51:16 2015 No.14172911 >>14172888 >memehate Why is this word most commonly used by those who've associated with Bob? Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:51:39 2015 No.14172915 >>14172892 Gyaru's actually pretty varied, Mika from Idolmaster counts as a gyaru for example. People often think a girl has to be brown and look like a hooker to be a gyaru when it's not really true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:52:05 2015 No.14172918 >>14172866 Both are fine. Komodo-neechan was GOAT chubby nerd. I'd have a snowball's chance in hell at resisting a succubus like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:52:07 2015 No.14172919 >>14172892 People usually mix ganguro and gyaru thinking they're the same just like they do with yandere and yangire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:54:22 2015 No.14172930 >>14172892 That's totally a gyaru. They don't need to be tan, it's enough to be a fashionable slut. Check out this wiki photo for example. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shibuya_Gal_%282%29.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:56:07 2015 No.14172934 >>14172868 >>14172889 Why is this faggot cat so fuckable?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:56:22 2015 No.14172938

>>14172886
Yes, wild, animalistic hate and probably aphrodisiac fueled fucking while snarling insults at each other, not stopping while either of us has an ounce of strength in their body and leaving the room in shambles.
That's how I'd want to screw a faggot cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:57:09 2015 No.14172942 >>14172930 Like I said, most of the gyaru pics I've seen don't look like that. Most of them are really makeup-heavy. Stuff like that is in the minority.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:57:25 2015 No.14172943 >>14172934 Because you just want to fuck that smug look off her face and make her a stuttering mess. Whether it's possible is another question entirely.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:57:55 2015 No.14172945

>>14172918
>I'd have a snowball's chance in hell at resisting a succubus like that.
That's actually why I think ganglybus is cuter. She could shitpost on /hbt/ for hours about how her childhood friend fucked her unattractive body three times in a row where slutty obvious succubutts have trouble getting the whole set in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:02:04 2015 No.14172962 >>14172889 >>14172868 Disgust.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:03:19 2015 No.14172968 >>14172911 It only gets tossed around by people defending Ilassa when on the whole she's worse than Laska as a character. Same thing with the royal tart herself, Magma-Tits The Scurrilous

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:05:14 2015 No.14172976 >>14172945 >unattractive I'd find a scrawny, disheveled succubutt wantonly moaning and twisting like a pretzel while she gets her third creampie in a row insanely arousing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:06:08 2015 No.14172980 >>14172968 No? It mostly pops up when people shit on Bob for justified reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:06:12 2015 No.14172981 >>14172968 >defending Ilassa when on the whole she's worse than Laska as a character. Now thats just fucking wrong and you know it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:07:32 2015 No.14172985

>>14172968
>Being THIS assmad

Memehate is the correct word to use when all you do is throw around buzzwords about the same characters when none apply.

But you should really someone about that stick in your ass. We all know you're just whining because your shitty greentext got overlooked for actual writefaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:10:56 2015 No.14172990 File: 128 KB, 1412x824, 1549549056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold! A Wyvern mount equipped with the latest ballistics!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:11:49 2015 No.14172996 >>14172938 Perfect. Especially if there's lots of power play, slapping and back scratching.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:12:20 2015 No.14172997

>>14172976
I bet you wouldn't even stop with the third one, you sicko. I bet you'd ream that titless, assless, waistless stump through the night before finally collapsing on her sweaty, ahegao'ing form at dawn. You don't probably even need to see secondary sexual characteristics to cum buckets, all you need is a hole and a personality you love. Hell, her pussy could be loose as a cavern and you'd still let it all out inside her just from being so in love.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:16:15 2015 No.14173010

>>14172500
>The F-35 isn't even finished development yet
It's been greenlit by the marines and the navy to be deployed in combat, as it's already past field tests. On top of that, Obama wants to veto a bill that could save the A-10 from retirement because it required some ghost funds that aren't part of DoD's budged or some shit.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:18:32 2015 No.14173019

>>14172981
They're both terrible, it's just now we're reminded that Ilassa exists thanks to her being the one that turned Magma-Tits into a dragon in the first place instead of letting her slip into the Valley of Who-Gives-A-Fuck where she belongs with Cait Siths and monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:21:13 2015 No.14173026 >>14173019 Just post your overlooked fanfiction already. No one cares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:21:27 2015 No.14173027 >>14173019 >thanks to her being the one that turned Magma-Tits into a dragon in the first place Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:23:14 2015 No.14173034 File: 476 KB, 1280x1176, mecha musume rawr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173027 Ilothe. Non-Mecha (or Mecha if you prefer that) version of pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:25:44 2015 No.14173037 File: 349 KB, 707x1000, akantor short shorts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173034 Looks like someone made a mecha version of an akantor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:27:25 2015 No.14173040 >>14173037 Akantor is the cutest, I want to give her piles of gold with love notes slipped inside!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:28:08 2015 No.14173044 >>14173037 The rest of her album's nsfw. That's the only blue-board safe one. But yes, Akantor is on her ref sheet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:29:38 2015 No.14173048 >>>/aco/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:30:49 2015 No.14173052 >>14173048 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:31:44 2015 No.14173056 >>14173048 Yes, we all know of the new board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:32:05 2015 No.14173057 >>14173048 it begins

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:32:36 2015 No.14173061 >>14173040 She's a bit slow, it'll take a lot for her to get the idea even if she finds those love notes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:32:41 2015 No.14173062 >>14173048 >Yautja thread Absolutely heretitcal. Especially since they're using the protagonist from the original Predator vs. Alien and its sequel [WAR] as a subject of R34.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:32:58 2015 No.14173063 File: 1.00 MB, 604x960, zinogre- SFW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173040 Personally I prefer a zinogre, but akantor a nice, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:34:47 2015 No.14173072 >>14173040 >Akantor is the cutest >Not glorious Kut-Ku

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:35:29 2015 No.14173075 >>14173056 Do you still need me to spell it out for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:35:54 2015 No.14173077 File: 929 KB, 264x320, 1350872766164.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173048 All that horrible art, Hiro why must you give these people a board?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:36:39 2015 No.14173078 >>14173072 >Kut-Ku >Glorious >Not based Narga-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:37:00 2015 No.14173081 >>14173048 >Half the threads are /d/-tier shit I think I'll pass

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:37:22 2015 No.14173083 >>14173075 Here we see an upset native in his natural habitat, if you listen closely you can hear his cries of "posting standards" and "back in my day we didn't have crossies."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:37:32 2015 No.14173084 >>14173075 Spell what out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:37:34 2015 No.14173085 >>14173077 Containment board to free up /d/, I'd imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:38:33 2015 No.14173090 >>14173078 >>14173078 http://i.imgur.com/Kv4HQwm.jpg >Not recognizing Kut-Ku as your Lord and Emperor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:39:28 2015 No.14173093 >>14173075 I can already spell three letter acronyms you nincompoop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:39:48 2015 No.14173096 >>14173081 I saw one where people were posting ancient porn. Like, the stuff our ancestors fapped to centuries ago. That was amusing to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:39:53 2015 No.14173097 >>14173077 Better there than here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:40:13 2015 No.14173100 File: 308 KB, 811x1134, 1443822013099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173081 This was probably the only good thing from the whole board. Needs downy neck ruff of feathers though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:41:09 2015 No.14173102 >>14173085 >free up /d/ From what? 80% of /d/ is futa, and the rest is shit that could only be posted there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:41:15 2015 No.14173103 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 087405af52430522c33c49a80b33a3f1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173048 >This board is meant for posting 2D/3DCG adult content of Western style or origin >Western Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:41:22 2015 No.14173105 File: 3.54 MB, 1492x2214, 14534357865445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173072 But I'm lovey-dovey for Akantor! She's so strong! She makes my heart go doki doki!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:41:39 2015 No.14173107 File: 327 KB, 1984x2041, 1409381151098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173100 Except that's been on /tg/ and pixiv for years. Also blue board faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:44:19 2015 No.14173114 >>14173102 /d/'s meant for non-western art. Most people don't really obey that rule, but it's being pushed a little more with /aco/ now. I don't go there much, but I don't see it as anything but a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:45:10 2015 No.14173115 >>14173107 Well I'd never been on /tg/ for any extended periods of time since that's were a good deal of faggots dwelled like ELH and god knows like that one smutfag who wrote Gnoll girl pegging. I'm fucking deadly serious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:45:14 2015 No.14173116 File: 1.05 MB, 1200x2000, akantor in spats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173105 Most of the sounds she gets out of me are just various forms of 'splat' or 'crunch'. She can be way too rough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:45:59 2015 No.14173119 File: 337 KB, 1200x920, 1443822359021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have sex with a Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:46:59 2015 No.14173124 >>14173119 Nigga that's a KAIJU

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:47:22 2015 No.14173125 File: 292 KB, 858x800, canadian yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey budday, new around these parts of Canada, are you? Looking for a hug? Some hot poutine and gravy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:47:36 2015 No.14173127 >>14173114 /d/ should really just become the containment board for deviant porn, asian or otherwise. /aco/ seems like a good idea, but it's already clogged with /d/ level fetishes that'll bury anything decent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:47:53 2015 No.14173129 >>14173124 Yes, and its name is Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:48:09 2015 No.14173130 >>14173125 Oh my fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:48:39 2015 No.14173132 >>14173127 /aco/ removes the porn from /co/, now they need a /danschneider/ board to clean up /tv/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:49:13 2015 No.14173133 >>14173125 Hugs are for babies!

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:49:17 2015 No.14173135

>>14172997
I'd be stomach churningly affectionate with a scrawny semen demon, all tender touches and all the sweet nothings. I'd cradle her lovingly before whispering that my heart is already hers, so it's only fitting she claims my soul as well. Damn right I wouldn't stop at three. I'd take the utmost care to let her slowly savor our first time together before eventually succumbing to bestial lust and spending the rest of the night hammering into that frail body like a maniac, pumping the limp succubutt with load after diminishing load.
I'd snuggle her sticky and spent form, comb my hand through her sweat matted hair and whisper how wonderful she is even if she'd clearly be too insensate to hear it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:50:53 2015 No.14173140 >>14173125 Pfft. I'd still cuddlefuck it. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:51:16 2015 No.14173144 >>14173125 I want to watch Scott Pilgrim with a Canadian Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:51:39 2015 No.14173147 >>14173132 It still doesn't solve the problem of having all the fucked up fetish art mixed in. /d/ was made to split that ind of stuff off of /h/, but without an equivalent board for western art, /aco/ is going to just get drowned in shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:52:47 2015 No.14173152 >>14173147 Thankfully not literal shit, but I see your point. Seems like it'll just be a huge dumping ground for whatever the fuck anyone wants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:52:50 2015 No.14173153 >>14173133 Oh well, here's some Tim Horton's coupons and gumballs, good luck to you, oh and if you see Scott tell him he's a dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:55:55 2015 No.14173161 So how many people have posted Ride the Lightning in response to Raiju?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:58:17 2015 No.14173168 File: 291 KB, 400x567, Charon dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173161 Y'know, I think you're actually the first. Our pun department is slacking off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:59:00 2015 No.14173172 File: 162 KB, 1000x1380, ky-kiske-guiltygear2-overture-artwork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173161 I've never actually listened to Ride the Lightning, so I just kept thinking back to Ky Kiske whenever it was brought up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:00:25 2015 No.14173174 >>14173168 Well, in that case. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT516h7QwA4 I hope Raiju gets some art, she's one of my new favorite MGE designs.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:01:15 2015 No.14173179

>>14173125
>Look dear, our daughter's gone off and started hugging that Anon over there!
>Yes, she's gone off and begun Hot Cosby!

>Ay g'huy! Why don't you hug me tighter there, vriend?
>What're you on aboot b'hay? Of course the fluff tunnel is open! All you have to do is fart in it!
>Don't you want some strange, g'huy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:02:04 2015 No.14173183 >>14173174 Being a sexual battery is a rather unique quirk too, but they really do need a guy with the libido for them to even tolerate that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:03:02 2015 No.14173187 >>14173179 I don't get it. Is this a common occurrence in the land of Tim Horton?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:03:08 2015 No.14173188 >>14173179 But if you fart in the fluff tunnel, it'll just queef back out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:04:13 2015 No.14173190 >>14173183 They can always just convert a guy into an Incubus slowly and a little bit at a time. What would an electricity-resistant Raiju-converted Incubus look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:04:16 2015 No.14173191 File: 74 KB, 698x658, 1384492089216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173179 Aaaand now all yetis are going to sound Canadian in my head. Thanks a lot g'huy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:06:33 2015 No.14173194 >>14173190 Mostly the same, just glowing electric blue veins when they get shocked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:06:59 2015 No.14173195 >>14173190 >spoiler Slight blue tint to his eyes or something but nothing major. Eyes are meant to be the only distinguishing feature of an Incubus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:07:10 2015 No.14173196 >>14173179 this kills the boner

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:07:33 2015 No.14173197 >>14173190 Like he's constantly wearing that one rubber dinosaur mascot suit from the Jackie Chan animated series.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:08:24 2015 No.14173200 >>14173190 Like INFAMOUS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:08:51 2015 No.14173203 >>14173187 >>14173179 Depends on the region, Canada has regional accents just like America. Where I live in Canada I've never heard anyone talk like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:10:52 2015 No.14173207 >>14173195 Not necessarily. The encyclopedia says that incubi tend to change physically to suit their wife's taste. You could go from a bishie to a bara if your waifu's into that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:11:42 2015 No.14173209 File: 24 KB, 460x331, wirewound_resistor_winding_methods.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173190 >Resistor He'd be a wirewound resistor, covered in a non-inductance pattern. In other words, male shibari.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:16:14 2015 No.14173218 >>14173203 I've seen enough Trailer Park Boys to know they say car as cehr and it's normal in Canada to live in one and grow dope in it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:19:20 2015 No.14173223 Would I get wendigos up here in canada if MGs were based on region?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:19:44 2015 No.14173224 >>14173207 He means no monsterboys but yeah, you're right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:20:11 2015 No.14173226 >>14173207 Oh I meant that makes them look different from normal humans but yeah, that's a thing too. In the case of a guy married to a Raiju his hair might be naturally spiked up like SSJ Goku.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:21:44 2015 No.14173233 >>14173207 >People on mg dating sites putting 'no fatty lovers' in their profiles instead of 'no fat chicks'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:21:53 2015 No.14173235 >>14173226 OK then, I guess I just misunderstood you. Didn't the Shoggoth article say Shoggoth incubi can gain slimelike powers or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:23:09 2015 No.14173240 >>14173223 Certainly, if you consider all the other variants of their name.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:23:39 2015 No.14173241

>>14173226
Speaking of Raiju, if they were smaller than normal would the charge get stronger faster? There is less mass for the charge to spread through, but it'd be roughly equivalent if the raiju were to charge the same way. Would petite raiju be the real sexual beasts of their species?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:24:15 2015 No.14173242 >>14173235 He's talking out his ass. Mindflayer and Wendigo fully monsterize the guy. He can just morph back into a psuedohumanoid form too, like a non-monstergirl dragon

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:24:42 2015 No.14173243

You know that scarring which happens when you survive a lightnight strike? The patterns which get burned into your skin resemble the paths lightning strikes take as the air preceding the actual energy path itself is charged up.

I'd just want a little mark like that over my heart. None of this crazy Infamous or Electro stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:25:50 2015 No.14173245 >>14173242 That's not an incubus transformation, that's something else entirely. Read KC's Q&A on Incubui.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:26:39 2015 No.14173248 File: 63 KB, 604x796, 1443824799425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173243

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:26:52 2015 No.14173249 >>14173235 Yeah they gain resistance to physical damage but when not in combat they'll look totally normal, it'll only be noticeable if you try cut them with a sword.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:29:00 2015 No.14173252 File: 846 KB, 930x1200, wendigo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what the hell is that stuff dripping from the Wendigo, anyways?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:29:02 2015 No.14173253 >>14173243 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:29:14 2015 No.14173254 >>14173245 Knigga, that's on par with his "not really brainwashing" stuff as well as out of date. Don't start.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:30:07 2015 No.14173256 >>14173252 Cum from their husband, that's what's in the coat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:30:23 2015 No.14173257 >>14173252 Semen, lots and lots of coat/husband semen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:31:00 2015 No.14173260 >>14173252 Mayonnaise.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:31:17 2015 No.14173261
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>>14173248
The prequels taught us that that's what happens when you make lightning leave your body.
This is what happens when you have it go into you.

>>14173253
I'm not talking about some of the more severe examples you might've looked at.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:32:42 2015 No.14173265

>>14171432
>Giant Ant

I guess that she would be a Bug/ground type. First Gym is fine since she would get neutral damage. I just need to be careful for the water and fire gym but I would probably get some other MGs.
After being the champ I would go to some other regions to catch some MGs and to be a champ in other regions.
My last challenge would be a battle against the Monster lord's husband in the royal demon realm castleand I take some Lilims as my prize !

Makes me wonder what MGs would have my rival Blue and how would be KC's game.

Oh and fuck Team Order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:33:42 2015 No.14173268 >>14173254 >Squid = Incubus. An Incubus is just a male succubus, you're the only one trying to start something here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:34:16 2015 No.14173270 >>14173261 Looks pretty cool. Imagine it hurt like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:34:35 2015 No.14173271 >>14173265 Your reward for defeating the Demon Lord's husband is getting to watch the Demon Lord giving birth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:35:14 2015 No.14173273 >>14173268 Squid? Inkubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:35:22 2015 No.14173275 >>14173268 >male succubus I think you're both trying to start something, Selim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:36:42 2015 No.14173280 >>14173268 Then please, post the KC quote that says they're different. Because otherwise, KC himself just defines an incubus as a creature possessing both DE and SE. And that makes all that weird shit incubi in KC land.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:36:59 2015 No.14173282 File: 570 KB, 1899x1466, 1441317140023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173271

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:38:11 2015 No.14173286 >>14173271 Ok but can I raise the baby Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:38:27 2015 No.14173287 >>14173275 There's nothing wrong with Selim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:40:05 2015 No.14173292 >>14173286 Raising a baby lilim could potentially be hell, like that one Simpsons Halloween episode where Bart just has the power to read minds and transform people into inanimate objects with a thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:40:36 2015 No.14173294 >>14173253 I think he is trying to say that he wants be in a loving relationship with a Raiju, and that would be her mark of love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:40:57 2015 No.14173295 Outside of Sirens, which girls have the sexiest, most seductive voices?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:41:34 2015 No.14173296
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How would you show a Monster Girl a good time on a date?

If you can't decide on a particular girl, random one here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:42:13 2015 No.14173299 >>14173286 Be sure to have her eye removed in order to suppress her power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:45:05 2015 No.14173302 >>14173296 >Raiju Well we just go back to my place and masturbate each other I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:45:45 2015 No.14173304 >>14173252 Whatever it is, if she lives in snowy, cold regions it would freeze up like a tongue on a metal pole Now I can imagine a Wendigo getting her tongue stuck on a dare from a Yuki onna

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:45:47 2015 No.14173305 >>14173296 >Weresheep I'm fucking shit at dates so I hope she doesn't mind if I make her some pasta (the only thing I can really cook) and just sit on the couch and watch movies or something afterwards. Cuddling heavily encouraged.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:49:33 2015 No.14173309

>>14173302
Take her out on a date like the main character did in Revival.
Go out to some mountain shack during a summer thunderstorm, with a metal lightning rod stuck in the ground a little ways away and do whatever you want as bolt after bolt makes the air hum, and heats the rod so hot its glowing white.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:50:21 2015 No.14173314 >>14173282 Wait 2chan translates /a/ and laughs at their shit taste? Man I wish I could see the 2chan threads about them shit talking the AgKfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:51:50 2015 No.14173318 >>14173313 A Monoeye being molested, nothing out of the ordinary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:52:55 2015 No.14173319 >>14173313 Yes, molest the monoeyes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:53:15 2015 No.14173320 >>14173292 You mean the episode based of a Twilight Zone episode?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:53:54 2015 No.14173321 >>14173313 Look at her. She's so happy about the attention she's crying. What a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:54:22 2015 No.14173325 >>14173320 Yeah. I never watched the Twilight Zone as a kid. Had the Outer Limits here, instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:55:48 2015 No.14173329 >>14173313 Taking the same train to work as a monoeye and whiling away the travel time by molesting her sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:55:51 2015 No.14173330 >>14173313 >monoeye student >not monoeye office lady Eh.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:55:58 2015 No.14173332

>>14173296
>Kitsune

Go for a autumnal hike through trees of changing leaves, make a pumpkin pie together, then take a cuddle nap bathed in the orange of twighlight and surrounded by the smells of thanksgiving spices.

Imagine drinking spiced hot apple cider outside in the cold, with your kitsune as your rest your chin on her head with your arms wrapped around her, while she's playfully flicking her tail(s) across your chest and wearing a thick woolen sweater that really accentuates her "sweater puppies."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:58:02 2015 No.14173339 >>14173320 Man that one still creeps me out. >Wish him into the cornfield, son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:58:03 2015 No.14173338 >>14173292 >"Same old boring dog... I think I'll make her lewder!" "Oh! W-Wonderful! You turned the dog into a Kobold!... How great!" This would be hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:58:06 2015 No.14173340 >>14173296 I'm damn fucked. I've never been on a date in my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:59:31 2015 No.14173348 >>14173296 >Dryad Well I guess it's just a boring-ass forest picnic, then. What a shit monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:01:16 2015 No.14173353 >>14173338 >"FOR CHIEF GOD'S SAKE, SOMEBODY HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A LAMP OR SOMETHING!" >"You're a bad paladin, a very bad paladin!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:01:33 2015 No.14173354 >>14173296 >Lich This is a tough one. And there would be no way to tell whether she's having fun or not. Guess I could always offer to help with her experiments, one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:01:57 2015 No.14173356 >>14173314 They probably translate these threads as well if they know about them and laugh at all the toxicity in the thread.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:03:46 2015 No.14173360

>>14173296
Only date I've ever been on was to a water and amusement park. Fun time. Till I got really dizzy from all the rides 'cause I'd just gotten over a flu I was fighting all week.

Really, MegaMall seems like the best locale for a date no matter the species. I'm sure an Anubis could find some source of joy between a waterpark, amusement park, laser tag, paintball, ziplining, rock climbing, bungee jumping, and hundreds of different shops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:05:25 2015 No.14173364 >>14173296 >bapho I REFUSE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:07:40 2015 No.14173369 >>14173364 >Mimiru This is bullshit >Imp No >Alice WHAT THE FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:07:50 2015 No.14173370 >>14173354 You could just get a coffee somewhere nice in the Undead district and ask her about her work. I'm sure she has some wonderful work stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:08:33 2015 No.14173372 >>14173296 >Crow Tengu Go to a museum or a quiet pub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:10:38 2015 No.14173375 >>14173369 Speed-dating huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:10:47 2015 No.14173376 File: 416 KB, 440x393, black hole sun won't you come.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173296 >Demon Lord HELP. HELP. HELP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:11:33 2015 No.14173377 >>14173296 >Devil Defy her expectations and not bring her to holy sites.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:14:55 2015 No.14173387 >>14173376 "S-s-so, y-you're the D-Demon Lord h-huh? (Oh god please don't corrupt me!) How... Nice!" >"Fufufufufu~..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:14:59 2015 No.14173388 >>14173369 Just accept the Sabbath. >>14173376 Anon, don't worry. She's married! You just have to show her a good time while her husband's away, no pressure. Just a nice evening out. Just be careful that she doesn't accidentally OD by huffing Heroin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:16:37 2015 No.14173392 >MFW I can't stop thinking about Mad Max thanks to that stupid game >MFW Girtablilus sound amazing right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:18:24 2015 No.14173394 >>14173392 friendly reminder that your relationship with the new mad max should begin and end with this webm. http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443827864999.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:19:08 2015 No.14173397 >>14173387 >Hey baby, you givin birth?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:21:05 2015 No.14173402
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Well congratulations anon, you got yourself caught by your least favorite monstergirl. When she drags you back to her home, she plans on doing some very not nice things to you. But before she can do any of them, a paladin shows up and scares her off. After you thank her, you start to get up and ask her to help you find your home, but her hand holds you down.

"Stay down boy, you're not getting out of this for free. I risked my life to save you, so you're going to have to do something for me. What's it going to be?"

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:22:13 2015 No.14173407
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>>14173296
>Mantis
Go on a hunting trip, cook our kills over an open fire and share stories with her to try and get her to open up.

Fool proof plan to get along with a girl like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:22:21 2015 No.14173408 >>14173402 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:23:16 2015 No.14173411 >>14173314 2ch isn't 2chan, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:23:39 2015 No.14173412 >>14173402 As long as it's morally sound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:23:46 2015 No.14173413 File: 192 KB, 700x781, 1441591718508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173407 Then when the time and mood is right, you go in for a headpat? After that she'll be yours for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:24:01 2015 No.14173415 >>14173402 Joke's on you, I don't have a least favourite. If a Paladin bitch interrupted sexy times I'd try take her by surprise and have her take care of my boner.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:25:40 2015 No.14173422
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>you will never have a kill crazy paladin oneesan
>she will never teach you to kill since your earliest childhood
>she will never train you to infiltrate, interrogate, sabotage and destroy monster groups
>you will never drink at the table of your paladin bros with her by your side, tenderly holding your hand and praising you for another job well done
>you will never weave a path of carnage and destruction in your wake, all while laughing hand in hand with your oneesan
>you will never become a bigger war maniac than her
>she will never receive you after a particularly bloody battle, taking off your gore caked armor, offering to wash your
>she will never comment on how much you've grown, tracing her fingers lightly across your many scars
>she will never kiss you and tell you it's time to receive your final training
>she will never take your virginity among the many trophies you've amassed in your time as a soldier
>you will never go on together to crush countless incursions into human lands with your paladin oneesan turned wife
>you will never be hailed as heroes by humans
>and reviled and feared by monsters from all lands as the King and Queen of Massacre

It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:26:05 2015 No.14173423 >>14173402 alright seems fair

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:26:06 2015 No.14173424 File: 416 KB, 900x960, 1436585808444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173413 That's the plan. Followed by hand holding and cuddling under the stars before heading off to the tent for some R-18 stuff.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:26:27 2015 No.14173426
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>>14173296
That's a bit tricky in a modern, mundane setting. Not really any places that can cater to a desire for justice. Most interactive stuff would be out of the question with her anatomy, too. Hmm...
>Wake up early
>Go out for a long flight together over the countryside
>Set down on a high place with a nice view to make her lunch
>Just relax & enjoy the view as we eat
>Go to a show of some sort for the afternoon
>Dinner at one of those 'grill your own meat' steakhouses
>Go home and pamper her for the night
>Take a bath together (no lewd stuff)
>Relaxing shampoo for her hair
>Full body wash
>Really get in there to clean her scales
>Hand buff her scales & tend to her claws
>Warm, fluffy robes for afterwards
>Massage for her neck, shoulders, back, & tail
>Just cuddle together in front of a fire for the night
Nothing over-elaborate, but Wyverns always struck me as a species that appreciates bonding time & intimacy more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:27:15 2015 No.14173429 >>14173402 So what does she want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:27:53 2015 No.14173432 File: 168 KB, 500x600, 1367938816479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173422 I want this so bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:30:56 2015 No.14173439 >>14173394 Doof Warrior was fucking metal. >Max elbows him in the face >The dude is just trying to get his guitar back >SO HE CAN ROCK OUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:32:19 2015 No.14173448 >>14173397 >Beavis and Butthead in MGC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-4W7c0BgE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:32:26 2015 No.14173449 >>14173422 >She will never be corrupted into a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:32:44 2015 No.14173452 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330_p12_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no vampire waifu with a big castle

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:33:17 2015 No.14173457

>>14173338
Goddamn, that's terrifying to think about.

>I don't like you
>So I think I'll turn you into a helpless, fully aware dildo "I Have No Mouth" style, and use you for my pleasure

>You bullied me once by flicking at me in the lunch hall
>Well, you're a slime girl now

>And you called me a bratty, Mary Sue deviantart reject
>Say hello to your eternally overdrived libido
>I think I'll keep your sex organs, though
>Just until I want you to cum
>Hope you enjoy the long haul
>I hear lilims like me can live for hundreds, even thousands of years
>Have fun!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:34:05 2015 No.14173460 >>14173415 >admitting to liking cat saiths and amazonesses You should choose your words carefully, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:35:01 2015 No.14173463 >>14173449 >She will never be corrupted into a monster girl Thank fucking god

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:35:20 2015 No.14173465 >>14173388 >Gee Mrs. Lord, you really like all that powdered sugar on your donuts. >>14173392 There a decent crack out yet? I'm anti steam.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:36:31 2015 No.14173470
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>>14173452
>tfw you'll never live in an Undead Kingdom with you're Vampire waifu
>tfw you'll never have huge-ass castle with various micro monstergirl/human communities

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:36:42 2015 No.14173471 >>14173394 It was the best pure action movie since Dredd. I felt like I got in a time machine back to the 80's.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:37:49 2015 No.14173474

>>14173408
>>14173423
You don't see any reason to deny her. You spend the next few hours satisfying the sexually repressed holy warrior. When the both of you recover, she escorts you back to civilization. As she head off, you notice a piece of paper with a phone number has found its way into your pocket.

>>14173412
>>14173429
Yo know those stores in which the brave knight saves the princess and he gets her as a reward? It's like that, only she's the knight, and you're the prince.

>>14173415
Angry at your ravishing being interrupted, you manage to take her by surprise and knock her down, molesting her before introducing your masculinity to her femininity and pounding her for being such a nosy parker. Once you're spent, you hear her stomp off to the bushes, where she argues with someone, saying how you were supposed to easier to control while the other voice, which sounds oddly like your attempted rapists replies that she still got laid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:38:51 2015 No.14173479 >>14173452 You sound like a gold digger.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:39:52 2015 No.14173482
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>>14173460
I'm not him but I don't have a least favorite MG as well. I moreso hate OC donut steels who're used by faggots like that one angel tart always popping up so foot fetishists (LITERALLY IN THE SAME TIER AS SCATRO TECHNICS) can flaunt said shit taste.

I also wish we could have more bestial MGs (i.e. NOT KEMONO but have digitigrade legs like Kobold) like Gnolls, or varied Demons based on different Gods like something like the Bloodthirster of Khorne belonging to Ares where she finds a husband via massive murder boner or other monsters not yet done like Kelpie, Nuckelavee, etc.

But oh well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:39:54 2015 No.14173483 >>14173479 If I was a gold digger I'd go for a tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:39:56 2015 No.14173484 >>14173474 I call the number later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:40:03 2015 No.14173485 I want to protect myself from rape with the power of audio, video, and disco.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:40:44 2015 No.14173487 File: 1.05 MB, 1100x2227, 1428566742038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173479 Not him, but I'd like me a sugar momma to buy me nice things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:41:01 2015 No.14173488 >>14173470 >tfw an infection in my eyes left me ridiculously light sensitive Would I make a good husbando for a Vampire?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:42:17 2015 No.14173490 >>14173487 Yes, good boyim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:44:45 2015 No.14173496 >>14173449 Seeing as they rode off into the bloody sunset and into legend, no, she will not and you can eat a fat incubus dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:45:09 2015 No.14173497 >>14173488 Or a werebat. A harpy would be a good visual foil for you, though. Bird eyes don't function so well in poor lighting. But between the the two of you, you'd have every hour of the day covered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:46:17 2015 No.14173502 >>14173474 So she wants to stay together or does she just want a fling?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:47:39 2015 No.14173503 >>14173119 I second your opinion too, my good man.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:51:26 2015 No.14173511

>>14173502
Do you know how hard it is to get a man since the monstergirls started to become competition? She's going to hold onto any guy she gets.

>>14173484
Yo call the number and arrange for another meeting. She seems rather nice and talks abut her life, her job, why monsters are inferior to human women, and how you're going to meet her on another date or else, things like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:51:34 2015 No.14173512 >>14173402 Need a squire? I can scour your armour with sand, sharpen your sword, but, you have to teach me how to fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:52:44 2015 No.14173514 >>14173497 My night vision is actually terrible, I just need sunglasses all the time because even cloudy days hurt my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:53:37 2015 No.14173518 >>14173511 I am ok with all of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:53:47 2015 No.14173520 File: 258 KB, 389x529, howmanylicks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW MANY LICKS ANON?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:56:19 2015 No.14173528 >>14173511 Well, we'll see. for now she can have what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:56:57 2015 No.14173532 >>14173485 That won't help against Tanukis

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:57:17 2015 No.14173533 >>14173514 So you're like Riddick except without the superpower sight. Got it. At least you're all ripped and muscular, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:57:46 2015 No.14173534 >>14173512 Of course you can! But you also have to be loyal to her and take care of her mental and physical well-being, no matter what she tells you to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:58:30 2015 No.14173537 >>14173533 Y-yeah. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:59:55 2015 No.14173540 >>14173533 >seeing in the dark is a superpower QUE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:00:17 2015 No.14173542 >>14173487 >but I'd like me a sugar momma to buy me nice things My nigga. >tfw no tanuki cake to be a boytoy for

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:02:31 2015 No.14173545 >>14173520 I want to deepthroat an anubis' ears. I want to deepthroat them, making lewd and sloppy noises, violating her bushy guard hairs with my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:02:33 2015 No.14173546 >>14173534 I'm a PSA so that's no big deal I already do something similar. Does this mean I get a paladin onee-san down the line who will protect my smile?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:04:54 2015 No.14173552 >>14173545 ...kay then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:06:45 2015 No.14173556 >>14173520 L-Let's find out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:06:51 2015 No.14173557 >>14173540 In Pitch Black, it's basically a superpower. The only time Riddick can go about without being blinded is web he's wearing shades, or in pitch- well, you get the idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:07:18 2015 No.14173560 >>14173532 Why? The Machine?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:08:48 2015 No.14173565 >>14173546 Yes. As long as you help her, massage her, keep track of her gear, and be a good squire, she'll protect you from all those horrible monsters and those jealous human women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:08:57 2015 No.14173567 File: 163 KB, 1012x1400, 1438968137646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173520 Let's ask Miss Owl, she's wise and knows a lot about these things!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:11:20 2015 No.14173574 >>14173125 You know what a dire yeti is right? Just like a regular yeti... but dire...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:12:44 2015 No.14173580 >>14173552 You mean you don't want to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:13:08 2015 No.14173582 >>14173161 not me, but i got in some Electric Six last thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:15:05 2015 No.14173598 >>14173580 Ears are kinda iffy to me. I'd be fine with nibbling on the tips or teasing the area around 'em a bit; but jamming my tongue in there? Maybe if she kept 'em really clean or something...

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:22:12 2015 No.14173618 >>14173608 Now post her true form

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:22:23 2015 No.14173620 >>14173545 that's like wanting your leg deepthroated. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Mouthplay =/= vore, anon. Just give 'em a cute little lick and nibble and call it a day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:31:38 2015 No.14173647 File: 342 KB, 434x640, 1442358080373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173618

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:31:54 2015 No.14173649 File: 594 KB, 1000x1150, 1441491659960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more stories of multi-arms but the only person who writes them is RS. Gods damn you all.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:32:03 2015 No.14173651
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>>14173598
>>14173620
True enough. I just want to do something like pic related. Go so balls out on her ears it's like there's waterfalls of pleasure rushing down them, straight into her brain.
I want to break down that bossy facade and turn all the tanned skin on her face a deep, blushing red everywhere I can.

Earwax is pretty gross though. Actually, do animal ears like that even accumulate earwax?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:32:05 2015 No.14173650 GOD DAMNIT JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING WURM

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:33:26 2015 No.14173658 What have you done to thank paladin chan for protecting you from all the rapist out to get you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:33:38 2015 No.14173660 >>14173651 >Earwax is pretty gross though. My point. >Actually, do animal ears like that even accumulate earwax? Based on my experience with my cat, yes. Lots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:35:26 2015 No.14173664 >>14173658 Tell her about my monstergirl girlfriend and say she'll find a guy someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:36:16 2015 No.14173666 >>14173649 Have to think of a compelling story idea first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:36:57 2015 No.14173668 >>14173658 Thank her? She keeps crashing my dates!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:37:00 2015 No.14173669 >>14173660 Well, guess there's a reason besides pleasure for taking a soft cotton bud to a monstergirl's ears, then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:37:01 2015 No.14173670 http://exhentai.org/g/850228/55df2382d1/ It's out. Finally. I'll start on the translation today or tomorrow. >>14173649 I know, I want to read someone else's multiarm story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:37:59 2015 No.14173673 >>14173651 Yeah but that's not getting them gross and sloppy and halfway down your throat to your stomach. Moderation dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:41:42 2015 No.14173688 >>14173670 Oh wow, someone already translated it. http://exhentai.org/g/859510/e6b6656b12/

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:42:20 2015 No.14173691
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>>14173651
>>14173598
>Anubis allows you to touch her, non-sexually, since you've done such a good job with the daily toils such as cleaning the mummy dressings and coordinating the pyramid's building
>Start with her paw pads, she blushes at the fact they're soft like a baby's buttocks, calling you a fool for being so enamored by their squishiness
>But you're not in it for those, oh no, you end up asking her if you can touch her ears
>She claws your arm when you forcefully pinch the tip, telling you if you hurt her again she'll give you the Curse and throw you to the Khepri pit
>Start by gently kneading from the base to the tip, and then back down again, carefully keeping away from the guard hairs
>She tells you it feels weird, a small stammer to her voice
>Continue kneading, eventually going past her guard hairs and then back up, her ears constantly twitching
>She tries to knee you in the stomach but you mount her chair, sanwiching her in-between you and the limestone throne of hers
>Her breathing is getting ragged as you keep playing with her, you cringe when you see the earwax buildup on your fingers
>You can see her eyes go erratic when you pull out a soft cotton balled brush, gently stroking the inside of her ears
>She's giggling softly at how ticklish it's making her
>Her back arches when you finish them off
>It's as if you've flipped the switch and raised every nerve on her body to ON for pleasurable touch
>She yips when you suckle on the tip of one ear, kneading the other with your other hand
>You can feel her tongue on your abdomen as she whimpers and moans in quickly mounting arousal
>Keep sucking on her ears, pull back and whisper how you want to have her sit upon the pole-y of polies after you're done
>She pauses, you expect the iron claws of your lady
>But she lets out a small wan
>The first thing the Pharaoh sees when she walks in is your Anubis boss riding you ragged, facing outwards as you nibble on her ears
>Pharaoh-sama just ara aras

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:44:28 2015 No.14173695 >>14173670 >>14173688 > Use a cleavage-puddle as a scrying pool Now THAT'S monstergirl sorcery

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:45:03 2015 No.14173699 >>14173669 Indeed so. >>14173691 Marvelous. Thanks for such a lovely greentext.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:46:54 2015 No.14173707 >>14173699 You do realize that's Bob right? He's the only idiot here who does aural sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:48:13 2015 No.14173712 >>14173707 Except I'm not Bob?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:49:43 2015 No.14173715 >>14173707 why the hell would it even matter if it's bob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:51:40 2015 No.14173718 >>14173707 A) That's not Aural sex you idiot B) It's not Bob C) Even if it was, it's none of the shit the thread throws a fit about, so why would I care?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:52:00 2015 No.14173720 >>14173707 But I don't write tsun, pharaoh, or use 'ara ara.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:52:50 2015 No.14173724 >>14173658 I invited her to my wedding with an alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:54:54 2015 No.14173731 I want to force my waifu to watch the worst movies I can find.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:56:54 2015 No.14173737 >>14173731 Like showing a Sandworm the movie Tremors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:59:15 2015 No.14173740 >>14173715 >>14173718 As if it matters at all it was a faggot just as bad as Bob Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:00:42 2015 No.14173742 >>14173740 Everyone is Bob! I'm Bob! You're Bob! The guy who posts next, he is also Bob!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:00:59 2015 No.14173743 >>14173740 I have no idea who it is, and I really couldn't care less. >if I don't like the author, the work itself must be shit What sort of leap of logic is that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:01:44 2015 No.14173745 >>14173742 Are there any other Bobs I should know about here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:02:05 2015 No.14173746 File: 1.71 MB, 300x209, 1443547837150.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173742 If a Bob bites you, do you also become a Bob? It works with zombies. Fuck this you Bobs i'm out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:02:13 2015 No.14173747 >>14173282 I wish I was around for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:03:00 2015 No.14173750 File: 198 KB, 1280x720, 1443834180111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173737 I was thinking something a bit more devious. Like showing a Dark Priest pic related. These street sign captchas can go to fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:06:30 2015 No.14173756 >>14173731 Will you monitor her mind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:06:51 2015 No.14173757 >>14173750 First Off >Street Sign Captchas >Not using Legacy Captcha Second >Showing anyone that awful trash. Look I believe in God and Jesus and such, but that movie is a bunch of propaganda bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:07:04 2015 No.14173758 >>14173750 The captchas are getting worse. Even the new legacy captchas are impossible for me to solve now. Hiro's trying to force is all into buying 4chan passes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:08:42 2015 No.14173761
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>>14173743
>What kind of leap of logic is that?
Well, let's see Anon. If a person is well-known for being a shit-stirrer like those two and are pretty mediocre writers in general, why shouldn't I dislike them? I mean, nobody here is a great author but there are some who're better than others like MachineEgo, Captain, Moose, Seafoam, etc.

That and for as much of a self-important /tg/ migrant faggot that ELH is he maintains the ONE site this thread doesn't want to shoot with a heavy bore cannon from a considerable distance. TL;DR: Fuck off

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:11:45 2015 No.14173770 [SPOILER]

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>>14173757
First off, see >>14173758. The legacy captchas are impossible.
That said, it could be worse. I could show Dark Priestess-chan a certain other Christian movie. One about the benefits and wonders of chastity.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:11:49 2015 No.14173771
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>>14173737
>worst movies
>Tremors
Hey FUCKA you! She'd probably think the graboids are cute and sex you to sleep in order to make some for herself.

Sandworms are as dumb as wurms to me, dun care what anyone else says.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:12:44 2015 No.14173773
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Since KC is an obvious Nintendofag, and Splatoon clearly influenced the Mindflayers design. What is the likelihood that future Nintendo games might influence his monstergirls in a similar manner?

I'm honestly surprised that we haven't gotten a Golem subspecies despite Mario Maker being out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:12:45 2015 No.14173774 >>14173761 There's not liking someone, and then there's hating anything that person might have had anything to do with. You've passed into the realm of just being silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:14:17 2015 No.14173778 >>14173758 I've had nothing but address decoding all day. It's great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:15:39 2015 No.14173779 >>14173773 We still need a Bandersnatch and an Onryo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:19:14 2015 No.14173787 >>14173771 Sandworms are canonically pretty dumb. Profile says so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:19:27 2015 No.14173789 >>14173773 >Splatoon clearly influenced the Mindflayers design Don't be stupid. It's literally a DnD Mindflayer monstergirlified.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:21:19 2015 No.14173792 >>14173789 But what about the optional squidification aspect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:22:45 2015 No.14173799 Which monsters (other than Tanukis) make the best christmas cake office ladies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:22:47 2015 No.14173800 >>14173761 None of those writers are very good, anon. Captain was okay, but he lacked flair. His works were sound on a technical level, but nothing about them stood out to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:23:45 2015 No.14173803 >>14173792 It's just KCfying how DnD mindflayers reproduce. They tentacle rape your face and plant their eggs in your brain. Then you slowly transform into one of them in the same way he describes the human women slowly transforming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:24:21 2015 No.14173805 >>14173773 That's fucking adorable. And useful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:24:36 2015 No.14173808 >>14173799 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:25:58 2015 No.14173811 >>14173789 >>14173792 >>14173803 >We will sing to you, my love. The Universe will sing you to your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:26:15 2015 No.14173812 File: 9 KB, 691x597, 1396970147357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173688 I'm not a man who cares much for plant girls, but... Dear Lord. I could get caught in that and die a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:28:56 2015 No.14173817 >>14173811 Mindflayers are love.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:29:09 2015 No.14173818

>>14173799
Werecat.

She'll need those rectangular, black glasses, a suit that hugs her wide hips and outlines her sizable bottom.
She'll always have a tired, board looking pout, even when she calls you in and asks you to give her a back rub, working out those knots as a low, rumbling purr starts coming from her, large, chest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:29:43 2015 No.14173821 >>14173670 >>14173688 http://exhentai.org/s/d3a2c704ce/859510-2 >Liliraunes are able to make a magical seeing-eye just by putting sap/water in their cleavage

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:33:19 2015 No.14173832 >>14173818 I want this.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:34:00 2015 No.14173836

>>14173731
Force a Lilim to watch Tommy Wisseau's 'The Room' and its navel-fucking sex scenes

>>14173774
Except I'm following by the old rule of "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me".

As far as I'm concerned if you're even remotely associated with Bob, Bollocks, InariKitsune, Negawalker, TFT, ELH, or whatever godforsaken asshat like Anubiscucker you can go bridge off a jump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:34:04 2015 No.14173837 >>14173688 >didnt translate do the part after the smut BOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:36:43 2015 No.14173844 >>14173688 >shitty font >didn't even translate the cutesy comic at the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:39:50 2015 No.14173853 >>14173836 Except you thought a story was shit just because you thought it might have been written by someone you didn't like. I'd call that extreme to the point of silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:42:34 2015 No.14173865 >>14173836 >Lumping in Anubisfucker with them Hey, you might be bitter over past drama on a public Cantonese scribble sharing website, but have some sense. He's not on the same page. He's not even on the same act.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:45:09 2015 No.14173874 >>14173865 He's worse than both Bollocks and ELH on that list.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:48:54 2015 No.14173885 >>14173853 He's probably the same whiny idiot earlier ITT who believed any lilims were self-inserts and that all connected characters are shit by default. It's not hard to figure out he should be ignored and/or laughed at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:49:15 2015 No.14173886 >>14173874 Then that list is whack crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:49:59 2015 No.14173888 >>14173865 Well, Zhana/Anonlich did kinda help egg the shitstorm on it when it occurred. And it didn't help that the actual Anubicuck shitposter that sprouted up after the incident was an overzealous yurifag from /monster/ apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:52:18 2015 No.14173900 I want to force a Kiki to wear a tracksuit!

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:53:54 2015 No.14173901

>>14173886
Yeah. Considering three of them are the three heads of satan. Then for the rest you have one that's a terrible place and not a person. One is an arrogant asshole. One doesn't really do anything except update lists. And one is Bollocks.

I mean, the terrible trio don't even have real competition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:54:51 2015 No.14173904 >>14173888 I regret nothing but his existence. He got banned, right? >>14173901 Get a life man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:55:02 2015 No.14173905 >>14173900 Anon, that's racist! Unless the tracksuit is skintight and made o latex. Then that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:55:50 2015 No.14173907 >>14173904 >One is an arrogant asshole. There you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:56:02 2015 No.14173908 >>14173905 It is not skin tight latex, also I will make her squat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:56:08 2015 No.14173909 >>14173900 I want to spoil a kiki till she's nice and plump! Her big bottom visible through her skirt.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:56:23 2015 No.14173911

>>14173888
Anubisfucker did the wrong thing, absolutely.
He tried to reason and explain himself to the thread. The moment he tried to use rational explanation with such persistency, he'd already lost out to the cuckposter, and the people in this thread who react like turmblr SJWs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:57:45 2015 No.14173916 >>14173911 Bullshit. He said "I knew it would cause a shitstorm and I didn't care because fuck all of you." Don't start this dindu nuffin crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:58:14 2015 No.14173918 >>14173908 That's mean. She deserves a better master.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:58:15 2015 No.14173919 >>14173911 No? Anubisfucker resorted to typical yurifag defensive behavior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:58:36 2015 No.14173921 >>14173911 >The moment he tried to use rational explanation with such persistency, he'd already lost out to the cuckposter True. Should've just ignored him the moment he started up with that cuck bs. All of us should've.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:59:46 2015 No.14173924 >>14173916 >>14173919 Don't you guys ever get bored of this "Other boards and their stuff are the enemy!" crap? Can't we just talk about Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:00:11 2015 No.14173926 >>14173916 Can you quote that from the archive? I don't recall that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:00:13 2015 No.14173927 >>14173919 defensive yurifag*

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:01:41 2015 No.14173934 File: 3.64 MB, 842x600, 1436041011489.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, that ass was fat. The face is not hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:01:56 2015 No.14173937 >>14173924 I'm not shittalking /u/ itself. I just think that guy's an obnoxious faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:01:56 2015 No.14173938 >>14173924 >Guy commisions yuri >Posts it here on purpose not caring it would start a shitstorm >His only regret that he got called names afterward You don't have any clue what it was about. He's not from a different board.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:02:00 2015 No.14173939

>>14173926
He said that he didn't care about the typical "Yuri a shit, GTFO >>>/u/" shitstorm crap. What he did care about was the whole Yuricuck shit, since he didn't see anyone going to that level of stupid coming along.

Should've just ignored that idiocy. Instead it spiraled out of control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:03:17 2015 No.14173941 >>14173934 He can draw soft and jiggly bodies, but his faces make his girls look like they're carrying an extra chromosome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:03:25 2015 No.14173942 >>14173926 Dig it up yourself. He basically said. "Yeah, I knew it would cause a shitstorm and I didn't care. I just didn't think it would be as bad as this." You know, six hours and thirteen hundred posts later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:03:28 2015 No.14173943 >>14173934 Big, fat werebat butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:04:07 2015 No.14173945 >>14173918 What's so mean about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:04:20 2015 No.14173946 Which girls have the most pretentious taste in music?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:04:46 2015 No.14173947 >>14173939 Which wasn't even what the whole shitstorm was about. The only thing that bothered him was getting called names. What a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:04:54 2015 No.14173948 >>14173901 >And one is Bollocks I loaf you too Anon, I loaf you with all of my fingertips and some of my mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:05:15 2015 No.14173949 >>14173946 Vampires, Lilims, pretty much any of the fancy and high class ones. Especially Wights.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:05:24 2015 No.14173950 >>14173934 Udders are way too huge

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:05:41 2015 No.14173951 >>14173938 >not caring it would start a shitstorm Here in lies the problem why cant a guy commission some nice MG art without the autist spurging out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:06:50 2015 No.14173957 >>14173951 The problem isn't him commissioning anything, it's him posting it here. Don't play stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:08:02 2015 No.14173959 >>14173957 My memory is a bit fuzzy, but didn't he flip out when people starting making fun of him for making something like that?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:08:08 2015 No.14173960

>>14173937
What's more obnoxious? Not caring what a bunch of autists say you can and cannot like, or continuing to hold a grudge over months-old bullshit? Just let it go so we can go back to talking about monster girls.

I don't care if he should've known better than to try and "Defend himself"; shit happened, and there's no point in continuing to bitch about it.

>>14173938
>>14173947
What bothered him was the "Cuck" thing. And to be fair, lots of people here find "Cuck" to be pretty insulting. Should've just ignored it, but still.

Also, fuck captcha. Is it sperging out for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:08:58 2015 No.14173964 >>14173957 >You may now only post thread approved images As long as its on topic and has monster girls I dont see why it shouldnt be posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:10:07 2015 No.14173969 >>14173964 >This shit again I'll let someone else pick up the gauntlet on this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:11:08 2015 No.14173975 >>14173934 Too bad that the ass is the only good thing from this. Goddamn, those lips, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:11:51 2015 No.14173977 Thats it! Time to do something drastic! If you all keep doing this then I'll need to rub cheeks with a blue wurm loli!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:12:02 2015 No.14173979 >>14173959 That was the whole cuck angle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:12:15 2015 No.14173982 File: 430 KB, 1200x1734, 1443838335483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173934 >Not posting best gyaru Okay, it's not a monstergirl, but bear with me here, if she was, I'd be all over that x2.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:13:17 2015 No.14173990 >>14173969 No, he has a point. It's retarded that you should avoid posting MG art for fear of triggering some autist. It's getting to the point that it's almost tumblr-tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:14:14 2015 No.14173997 File: 258 KB, 562x426, 1420601338878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173982 >JUN

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:15:47 2015 No.14174004 >>14173982 >Jun Man My man

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:16:19 2015 No.14174006

>>14173990
Not really. Because that's the same logic for futa and everything else. People feeling entitled about needing to have one particular fetish here that's on the shit list instead of just going along to get along are the problem. It's not like that for everything, only for a few things. But no, they must have them, even if the thread burns. Selfish pricks.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:16:41 2015 No.14174009

>>14173990
>Almost tumblr-tier
We past tumblite autism a long time ago.

>>14173982
>That whole bonus chapter of them doing it on the roof
>Downstairs some students arrive to class late
>"Hey, where's the teach?"
>"He's still bangin' the Principal's daughter upstairs."
>"Oh, so free period huh?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:18:45 2015 No.14174016 >>14174006 So to sum that up: >Stop liking what I don't like

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:19:30 2015 No.14174020 >>14174016 You miss the point anon. They can still like what they like...they just can't like it here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:20:24 2015 No.14174024 >>14174006 The thing about this is that it's all a matter of personal opinion. The same arguments can work for both sides by just changing a single word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:20:31 2015 No.14174026 >>14174006 >>14174020 Letting vocal autist decide what can and cant be posted. yeah no

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:20:47 2015 No.14174027 >>14174016 No it's simply >Be considerate of others Which they're not and call everyone else autists, then get mad then they get a shit reputation from it. "It's not my fault. I dindu nuffin."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:21:44 2015 No.14174030 File: 195 KB, 857x1200, They can smell it you are fucked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:21:47 2015 No.14174031 >>14174026 Yuri doesn't belong here, go fuck yourself and stop pretending that you're a victim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:25:05 2015 No.14174044 >>14174030 >Are you a lolicon? >No >How you don't deny it right away proves you're a lolicon ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:26:21 2015 No.14174047 >>14174024 Which is why you put the numbers and history to it. Maybe five people really like yuri in here. That's a small enough number it's not worth it. Same reason the hamplanets don't get posted or diapers, vore, gore, catheters, futa or the rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:26:31 2015 No.14174049 >>14174044 >Huh?! >Um, err...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:26:42 2015 No.14174052 >>14174030 But I'm not, dumb fucking kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:26:54 2015 No.14174053 File: 1.12 MB, 960x1200, 0246010d49ebef68896b7f6ef79f20d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174030 Lament the fact she's a featureless plank instead of a bottom heavy loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:27:02 2015 No.14174054 >>14174044 Monster logic? It is something pretty touchy any guy would deny right away though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:27:48 2015 No.14174055 >>14174031 I don't get all the hatred for yuri. I remember only a few years ago when it was accepted without autists sperging out everywhere. I can only blame the influx of newfags in recent years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:28:31 2015 No.14174056 >>14174047 [Citation needed the post] Please stop this stupid argument already

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:29:24 2015 No.14174062 >>14174055 >the "it was always accepted" fiction fag I could just read the archive if I wanted to see this conversation again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:31:31 2015 No.14174073 >>14174030 sauce?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:31:32 2015 No.14174074

>>14174047

What numbers?

This is an anonymous imageboard. If we had poster ids it would be easy to tell if you have 20 people making an argument, or two people making an argument 10 times.

So how do you tell? I realize that there's worry about a slippery slope but what stops it from slipping in either direction too far?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:32:05 2015 No.14174078 >>14174062 Whatever newfag.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:32:32 2015 No.14174079
File: 832 KB, 1280x720, 1442945982807.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14173982
>>14174009
>TFW she blamed him for his lack of taking the lead and then they ended up becoming an unofficial married couple
>That bonus chapter at the end
>NOBODY KNOWS WE'RE UP HERE
>The entire class knows and doesn't care, free period

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:32:37 2015 No.14174080

>>14174049
>>14174054
>Expecting a random person to know what lolicon means
>Expecting anyone to automatically deny it right away like some kind of indocrinated robot or something
>What isthe time needed for your brain to process sudden informatio before formulating a proper response

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:32:50 2015 No.14174083 >>14174062 Hes kinda right through yuri never had shitstorms like this until recently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:32:56 2015 No.14174084 >>14174030 Tell her no. Refusal ends in milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:32:57 2015 No.14174085 >>14174056 Actually man, burden of proof is on you since your claim is against status quo. But that number comes from a poll somebody did a few days after that massive shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:33:18 2015 No.14174087 >>14174074 I'd also like to say that, while I don't care for yuri if it's only between two girls, I do like it when it's in the context of them both being in a guys harem. Does that make me a yurifag?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:33:29 2015 No.14174089 >>14174080 >informatio I read that as irrumatio

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:35:01 2015 No.14174097 >>14174087 Depends who you're asking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:35:07 2015 No.14174098 >>14174083 >>14174078 >Been this way since 2012 >Recently Come on. Arguing about three year old stuff as recent is silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:35:29 2015 No.14174103 >>14174083 Remember that image of a grape snake and a white snake coiled together? I don't remember a shitstorm when that was made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:36:16 2015 No.14174105 >>14174103 There was, and there were two of those images, not one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:36:48 2015 No.14174109 >>14174098 >Been this way since 2012 UHHHHH we sure as fucking hell dident have shitstorms about yuri on /a/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:37:02 2015 No.14174111 >>14174098 >2012 More like 2014, or even 2013 at the earliest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:37:26 2015 No.14174112 >>14174097 Exactly, there are different degrees of it and a lot of it sits in a grey zone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:37:39 2015 No.14174113 >>14174109 Now you're really making shit up. Where do you think >>>/u/ came from? It's not a /jp/ meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:38:30 2015 No.14174117 File: 506 KB, 3507x2480, 5. May (4chan Edition).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14172744 I want to take a trip to the mountains and enjoy a vacation with my lovely Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:39:16 2015 No.14174124 >>14174105 I know, I'm pretty sure I was the one that inspired the idea. I'd post it as an example, but I'm worried that might cause a shitstorm even with the historical context.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:39:22 2015 No.14174125 >>14174030 Deny it and tell her I'm actually into hand-holding

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:39:30 2015 No.14174126 >>14174111 Late 2012, early 2013. Your time is all screwed up. I bet it feels like Gurren only came out two or three years ago to you too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:40:18 2015 No.14174130 >>14174117 Her knees and arms are pretty emaciated looking, but otherwise it's a nice picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:40:54 2015 No.14174134 >>14174055 Yuri has caused shitstorms and yurifags have been cunts before monstergirls were even a thing.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:41:24 2015 No.14174136

>>14174113
>>14174109
Listen, what's important to know, I think, is that regardless of whether or not yuri used to be discussed years back, recent events regarding yuri shitposters kind of sealed the deal, and now, it's kind of stuck that nobody wants to talk about it due to the risk of shitposting ensuing.

So, how about them monstergirls, guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:41:36 2015 No.14174137 >>14174134 That was why /u/ got created in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:41:42 2015 No.14174138 >>14174126 Maybe at the earliest. But my point stands that 2012 and earlier no one had issues with yuri, which only reinforces my point that newfags are to blame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:42:50 2015 No.14174144 >>14174136 I wasn't even in this thread when those shitstorms took place. I took a break back on /a/, and I came back just in time to see the tail end of that cuckposting shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:43:09 2015 No.14174147 >>14174138 I don't think you can call people newfags after three years, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:43:27 2015 No.14174150 File: 166 KB, 670x945, pure love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174136 I like the slimy and wriggly kind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:43:45 2015 No.14174151 File: 1.85 MB, 1920x2157, liliths hips.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you irrumate a smug loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:43:51 2015 No.14174152 >>14174136 Yuri shitposters aren't even that bad. For fuck's sake the people who flip their shit and sperg out whenever yuri is mentioned are far worse when it comes to shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:44:44 2015 No.14174153 >>14174151 Eh. She's better as a bondage slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:45:10 2015 No.14174155 >>14174147 Nice try newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:45:18 2015 No.14174156 File: 299 KB, 606x688, 1443225695693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174150 Eels are the best marine monstergirls. They also give the best massages, passed down from several generations of eel girl breeding.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:45:32 2015 No.14174158

>>14174136

I don't care about yurifags, I just want them to settle down enough so that I can enjoy some ff action in a ffm threeway without worrying about the thread blowing up.

Or for a single post to not sent the thread into a shitstorm.

That's why I always say I wish this thread had a thicker skin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:45:44 2015 No.14174159 >>14174151 Can we really call Lilith a Loli? She's of legal age after all. Rachnee will never force Lilith to blow you until she's hooked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:46:10 2015 No.14174161 >>14174151 Those hips do not lie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:46:12 2015 No.14174162 >>14174152 Holy shit this I know yuri shitposters have a bad reputation but fuck the anti-yuri brigade makes everything 100x worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:46:21 2015 No.14174163 >>14174117 I'm almost sure I've seen those tentacles in the exact same pose somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:46:51 2015 No.14174165 File: 128 KB, 422x500, Baphomet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174159 >muh loli is an age group meme Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:47:03 2015 No.14174166 >>14174136 >implying people do want to talk about about it >>14174152 yuri has burned down countless threads >it's not the people posting the fire starting material at fault, it's the assholes who get "offended" Really.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:47:05 2015 No.14174167 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174136 This is my favorite MG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:47:20 2015 No.14174169 >>14174158 Yeah, it's not yurifags who are complaining about ffm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:48:37 2015 No.14174174 Are the yurifags still trying to justify bringing their shit here? Holy shit fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:49:03 2015 No.14174175 File: 1.26 MB, 1438x813, 1443840543717.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174167 You're in for a rough night, pal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:49:43 2015 No.14174176 >>14174166 >it's not the people posting the fire starting material at fault Bad analogy if you dont want a thread on fire just ignore the flammable material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:49:50 2015 No.14174177 >>14174169 That's what I meant, when I said "they" I was referring to whoever goes on the shitfist whenever the shitstorm starts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:50:01 2015 No.14174178 >>14174166 This. You know the funny thing is, in law you get hammered for that. Inciting a riot, mayhem, etc. It's the firestarters that get the blame. It makes this victim complex stuff they have even stranger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:50:14 2015 No.14174179 >>14174151 No thanks, not into that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:50:25 2015 No.14174180 >>14174152 >>14174158 >>14174162 >>14174169 >DINDU NUFFIN

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:50:45 2015 No.14174181

>>14174156
I'm afraid we'll just have to agree to disagree, my friend. Nothing can beat a good tentacle massage. Especially the kind of tentacle massages a clingy, predatory octopus gives. KRAKENS GO HOME. YOU ARE SHIT CEPHALOPOD. INTO THE MARIANA TRENCH IT GOES.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:51:16 2015 No.14174184

>>14174166
Yeah, no. Anti-yurifags get triggered by ffm threesomes. A good number of the shitstorms start when someone accidentally hints at the possibility of yuri, whether as straight up yuri or as a threesome.

Besides when I think of the biggest sources of shitstorms we've had in our history, yuri doesn't rank that high at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:51:23 2015 No.14174185 >>14174175 Is that fatal frame? I haven't played that game in forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:51:46 2015 No.14174186 >>14174167 Great taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:51:49 2015 No.14174187 >>14174185 Corpse Party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:51:52 2015 No.14174190 >>14174185 Corpse Party i think

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:52:04 2015 No.14174191 >>14174117 What the fuck's going on with that nose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:52:11 2015 No.14174192 >>14174176 >just ignore it You know what I'm going to ignore, your tacit insistence on bringing yuri and other shit in here with your lax attitude and permissiveness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:53:39 2015 No.14174194 >>14174178 >Comparing an open forum for people to discuss monster girls and their fetish to people insinuating riots. come on now dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:53:56 2015 No.14174195 >>14174184 >Anti-yurifags get triggered by ffm threesomes. Not really. Only example I can think of was DoubleMaus and that was because it the guy riding sidecar like a hanger-on instead of being the center of attention for the girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:54:03 2015 No.14174196 >>14174184 Yeah, I might not like yuri, but it's the anti-yuri people that have ended up making me hate them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:54:47 2015 No.14174198

>>14174192
And yet no one has insisted on forcing yuri into these threads. For the most part it's defending ffm threesomes that involve some ff and defending the posting of yuri art. Unless you have an issue with threesomes and monstergirl art that (that doesn't feature /d/-tier fetishes). Then I don't see what the problem is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:54:50 2015 No.14174199 >>14174175 >sex with a kejourou on a full moon.png

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:55:33 2015 No.14174200

>>14174184
I'm an antiyurifag and I don't mind FFM, but whenever it comes up faggots show up wanting just FF, and that shit don't fly. Go to /u/ if that's what you want, nobody is keeping you here. They're the same as the monsterboyfags, if people really wanted to discuss them, the thread would, shitposters and naysayers be damned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:55:48 2015 No.14174202 >>14174194 When you're talking about where to lay blame, it's a fair comparison to say where the law would lay it in the nearest applicable scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:56:11 2015 No.14174204 >>14174151 No, but I would bend her over my knee and give her the spanking she deserves. Girl's a brat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:56:18 2015 No.14174205 >>14174195 I don't remember if it was this thread, or the last one. But someone tried to bring up ffm threesomes and anti-yurifags got all butthurt, for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:56:28 2015 No.14174206 >>14174198 >no one has insisted on forcing yuri into these threads So why are you still trying to talk about it here? Go back to your BOARD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:57:01 2015 No.14174208 >>14174192 I dont think anyone is trying to push yuri into the thread people are just discussing why its stupid that yuri art is enough to trigger people and start a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:57:19 2015 No.14174210 >>14174204 >Not fucking her in the ass while she cries and says it hurts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:58:07 2015 No.14174211 >>14174198 >no one has insisted >he doesn't remember yuricuk >he doesn't remember that faggot insisting he was going to make nightmare/lich and a some others "canon" to start This fucking guy...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:58:36 2015 No.14174213 >>14174210 Don't tempt me, Anon.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:59:13 2015 No.14174214

>>14174205
He was talking about FF to prep for an FFM or something I think. Which since that was Anubisfucker's rationalization for his thing that caused the huge shitstorm, I think people started to draw the same parallels. Kind of like Bob's itsnotreallyfuta Gnoll thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:59:27 2015 No.14174217 >TFW Meta Arguments killing the thread again Yay, who cares about OC, Monster Girls, Cute Images, loli hips, and all anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:59:36 2015 No.14174218 >>14174206 No one's actually advocating for yuri right now, they're just arguing against the shitstorm. I'm not pro-yuri, I just don't like anti-yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:59:55 2015 No.14174219 File: 2.64 MB, 1920x1080, 1441886615823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174210 No. Only good girls get treats. Naughty girls get spankings.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:00:45 2015 No.14174220

>>14174208
If they don't like it they can leave. What pisses people off is insisting on posting it here when they have an entire kingdom of yuri just over in /u/. They have no excuse, make a thread over there, talk with the people who want it, and, OH! Would you look at that, they can have an open tab to the thread here and nothing burns. Simple, so why the hell do they persist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:00:50 2015 No.14174222 >>14174219 Who still watches this trash? Hell who even reads it anymore?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:00:53 2015 No.14174223

>>14174200
I am a yurifag, straight up. But I will say That I haven't posted yuri in these threads once, I certainly don't mind if others do, but that's not my primary interest in these threads. I just think it's retarded that people shouldn't be allowed to post art that features yuri, or try to discuss topics (such as ffm threesomes) that way involve yuri, all because some autists get triggered by it.

Tell me, if someone posts some good quality MG art that features of implies yuri, do you actually have a problem with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:01:28 2015 No.14174225 >>14174211 I know right? Dindu revisionism at its finest. You can always tell their posts when they go "I don't see a problem with."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:02:18 2015 No.14174226 >>14174200 So whats wrong with just posting an image of two girls going at it if you can just use the context that they're just revving up for the dick? Because that's all I want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:03:08 2015 No.14174228 >>14174208 >>14174218 >against the shitstorm So everyone should just not say anything so it gets a foothold in here. NO THANK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:03:55 2015 No.14174229 >>14174226 Nothing is "Wrong" with it but autist will go apeshit if you do.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:04:15 2015 No.14174232

>>14174211
I was referring in the course of this argument. However, shitposters who force yuri on the thread are still just shitposters who are shitposting, yuri is only a means to their end. That's why I was against the whole Dragon & Anubis yuricuck shitposter, despite being a yurifag myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:04:23 2015 No.14174233 >>14174226 >Because that's all I want. Then go get it at /u/. >inb4 can't have your fantasy there because they're revving up for the D Too fucking bad. Life ain't fair and you can't have what you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:04:52 2015 No.14174236 >>14174229 More like autists just have to post it. They can't stand not to.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:06:09 2015 No.14174238

>>14174223
>Tell me, if someone posts some good quality MG art that features of implies yuri, do you actually have a problem with that?

Yes, for two reasons, it will cause a shitstorm and it invites yurifags.

>>14174226
Because you can't always get what you want, There is literally no reason for them to need to rev up anything because MGs are horny 24/7, they don't need any help getting started. You're just trying to make some shit up to justify shoving your shit in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:06:13 2015 No.14174240 >>14174229 And why should the actions of one autist determine what people can and cannot post in a thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:07:29 2015 No.14174243 >>14174233 So people should refrain from doing things just because you don't like it? Nice argument.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:08:07 2015 No.14174244 >>14174225 >yuriposters aren't that bad >I don't have a problem with it >why all the hate >muh autists and spergs Always the same shit.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:08:11 2015 No.14174245

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10. Thugdere
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1. Racial Norm
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4. Fat (big belly)
5. Fit (Gym Bunny)
6. Chubby (breast heavy)
7. Muscle (Makes onis look weak)
8. Pear Shaped
9. Hourglass
10. Oppai Loli
11. Loli (CC if normally Loli)
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1. Normal
2. Dire (Add a foot and 1/2 to height and muscled on top of whatever else she had
3. Sisters (Roll new body and attitude for sister and a quirk they'll share. You pick if older, younger, or twin)
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5. Chimera (Roll a new species and mix it with the original race)
6. Pygmy (1 1/2 feet smaller than normal, 1/4 normal size for fairies)
7. Secretly a living doll
8. Loli (An actual loli, add loli on top of other body type, She's a teen if you rolled CC earlier)
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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:08:21 2015 No.14174246 File: 494 KB, 700x945, 1350015252524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174233 Except /u/ isn't the place for me because I have no interest in girl on girl romance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:08:43 2015 No.14174249 >>14174238 You know that the only reason it causes shitstorms is because you allow it to. And frankly, it's unlikely to invite yurifags to thread on a separate board dedicated to dicking monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:08:56 2015 No.14174250 >>14174240 They shouldent but these threads are turning into tumbler-light we have to be careful not to trigger anyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:09:37 2015 No.14174253 >>14174243 No, people should refrain from doing things most people in the thread don't like because most people in the thread don't like it. Otherwise, you're causing unrest in it, effectively shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:09:39 2015 No.14174255 File: 987 KB, 1447x2046, 1423959939334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons please, calm down and take a Squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:09:50 2015 No.14174256 >>14174243 Not him, but my fetishes set the thread ablaze. So I don't post them, because I can happily do so in /b/ and /h/ and no one will yell at me, you're just selfish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:09:52 2015 No.14174257 File: 328 KB, 1052x451, 1395358641831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:09:54 2015 No.14174259 >>14174240 They shouldn't. But he keeps posting yuri anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:09:57 2015 No.14174260 File: 357 KB, 800x800, 31818527_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her the H

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:10:08 2015 No.14174261 >>14174250 Not even related to yuri, but that seems to be the reason that we can't discuss many topics in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:10:39 2015 No.14174262 >>14174246 Then why the fuck are you even in the goddamn argument?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:10:58 2015 No.14174264 >>14174244 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:11:17 2015 No.14174265 >>14174256 >Chill /d/ anon arrives I want to give you a fucking medal. If only you could teach some manners to the victimizing entitlement squad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:11:32 2015 No.14174266 >>14174245 >Short NEET normal Bicorn Meh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:11:54 2015 No.14174270 >>14174245 >Fat Kuudere Dire Chesire I am getting loved tonight, and staying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:11:54 2015 No.14174271 >>14174249 >no anon, if you post material that appeals to a certain crowd they totally won't come over and begin changing the tone Did you type that with a straight face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:11:56 2015 No.14174272 >>14174262 I already said why >>14174226

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:12:00 2015 No.14174273 >>14174260 NEVER.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:12:07 2015 No.14174274 >>14174245 >Ren Xiongmao I rikey. >pear shaped loli ice queen ...and you just had to go fuck things up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:12:09 2015 No.14174275 >>14174260 She looks like a potato.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:12:45 2015 No.14174276 >>14174256 Vocal Yurifags take fucking note.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:12:47 2015 No.14174277 >>14174262 Not him, but because apparently ffm counts as yuri.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:13:25 2015 No.14174278 >>14174245 >Completely normal RICH beezlebub >Slightly yandere oppai loli kiki >Short tomboy Kiki >normal package I almost feel offended but money is money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:13:50 2015 No.14174280 >>14174245 >werewolf >neet >fat >pygmy Time for a new job, because this sounds like the average customer to be honest. I really don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:14:09 2015 No.14174282 >>14174260 God that drawing is shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:14:14 2015 No.14174283 >>14174272 >"I have no interest in girl on girl" >"whats wrong with just posting an image of two girls going at it? Because that's all I want." Make up your goddamn mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:14:56 2015 No.14174287 >>14174255 Makoto was conceived after a failed attempt to write Tsubaki as a lesbian. She is leftover lesbianism incarnate. SHE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:15:14 2015 No.14174289 >>14174175 No No don't remind me of Corpse Party It too me a months to sleep properly without nightmares and a year to forget it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:15:17 2015 No.14174290 >>14174256 I'm the same way when it comes to yuri. I don't post it or discuss it when it comes up. But at this point I'm defending threesomes and the ability to post MG-related things in general without having to worry about triggered some autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:15:34 2015 No.14174291 >>14174246 I wish to be on that guy's place (with no the Gary McChuun features tho).

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:15:35 2015 No.14174292 >>14174283 >"I have no interest in girl on girl ROMANCE" Don't try to take what I said out of context when it is right fucking there.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:16:03 2015 No.14174293

>>14174266
Come on Anon.
She can help you live out those harem animes she watches.

>>14174270
>Teleporting, quiet fat cat with muscle
I don't think you have any choice in the matter.
Are you ready for her to stare at you expressionless while purring?

>>14174274
Come on, you've got a cuddle, bottom heavy, black and white teddy bear.
Just gotta warm her up first.

>>14174278
But do you stay in the tiny mansion?
They sound like nice girls.

>>14174280
Could always try and get her to lose the weight if you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:16:07 2015 No.14174294 >>14174245 >Deredere >Pear Shaped >B&B >Beelzebub >no deluxe Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:16:56 2015 No.14174296 >>14174289 Is it that spooky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:17:10 2015 No.14174298 >>14174260 >Aku no Hana starring Yeti

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:17:11 2015 No.14174299 >>14174289 Funny, I had the same problem with Giygas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:17:19 2015 No.14174300 >>14174260 >Give her the H Hуй?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:17:35 2015 No.14174302 >>14174287 The likelihood of Makoto getting a love interest is just as high as getting an upgraded super form in the vein of Mu-12 and Izayoi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:17:49 2015 No.14174303 >>14174245 >Dandere Merrow breakfast master that ordered the deluxe package If only she weren't a fish. I don't want to pleasure myself with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:18:57 2015 No.14174307 >>14174294 So close Anon. So close. Could you make it work? >>14174303 But the hat! The hat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:19:01 2015 No.14174308 >>14174296 It gets pretty spooky really quickly

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:19:06 2015 No.14174310

>>14174292
The context is only what you decide to give the picture. But all the pictures are the same yuri stuff. Which doesn't make any sense why you wouldn't go to /u/ for your pictures and stuff. Since it's all about the scenario in your head nobody else can see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:19:55 2015 No.14174312 >>14174307 I hate wearing hats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:20:03 2015 No.14174313 >>14174303 >He doesn't want the hat Every day I'm reminded who I share oxygen with

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:20:06 2015 No.14174314 >>14174292 Is /u/ a blue board? Cause if not nothing is keeping you from getting your fix there. There is no reason beyond you just don't feel like posting over there and have to have it here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:20:12 2015 No.14174316 >>14174307 The hat is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:20:22 2015 No.14174317 >>14174293 >Ren You're probably right. I'll give her a go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:22:32 2015 No.14174321 >>14174245 >Giant Slug I can't remember last time I was lucky with those. No real offense to poor slug girls, they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:22:57 2015 No.14174324 >>14174290 Nobody is attacking threesomes, unless it's that Bob fantasy girls love each other more than you crap. And if anyone did, I'd say it was probably falseflagging. That may be a bit too tinfoil hat, but that sort of thing does have precedent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:22:58 2015 No.14174325 >>14174317 Good man! Now you just got to wait for the day where she timidly opens up to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:23:05 2015 No.14174326 >>14174290 >without having to worry about some triggered autist Tough shit, you're the one out of place. You can hide behind "it's related all day, people don'tvhavecto accept your taste. More so when you have a board you could go to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:24:07 2015 No.14174331 >>14174321 Well what's the rest of the rolls? She may be a QT.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:24:20 2015 No.14174332

>>14174293
>Are you ready for her to stare at you expressionless while purring?
Yes, I'd be more than happy for a nice fat lap cat, though it'd probably be difficult from the fact she's dire and towers over me. Still would cuddle and offer free trial of the deluxe package though, she sounds cute. Soft, but cute.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:24:43 2015 No.14174333

>>14174245
Sextuplets
>Thugdere Pear Shaped Jiangshi
>Himedere Hourglass Jiangshi
>Genki Gym Bunny Jiangshi
>Himedere Chubby Jiangshi
>Tomboy Chubby Jiangshi
>Himedere Oppai Loli Jiangshi
>They're rich.
>Genki Pear Shaped Kiki Maid
>Deredere Pear Shaped Kiki Maid
>They paid for the Deluxe.
Why do I get the distinct feeling I just got sold as a Husbando?
Not saying there's anything wrong with that, but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:25:00 2015 No.14174334 >>14174310 But when you post an image you can give it context with the accompanying text. Also, I checked and there is no monster girl content on /u/, there's more monoeye content on /d/. Actually /d/ has a lot of vanilla monster girl content.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:25:12 2015 No.14174335 >>14174277 Because yurifags insist on the girls loving each other instead of the guy. >no, they love each other equally No one cares, MGs are there for the dick, not muff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:26:33 2015 No.14174340 >>14174321 >absolutely no love for the slugs >no writings, fan art, or even sketches Fuck, even skeletons get some art here and there. Why nothing for the slowest, most passionate sexers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:26:33 2015 No.14174341 >>14174245 >Orc >Himedere >Short >RICH! >Deluxe Kiki #1 >The Genkiest! >Racial Norm Kiki #2 >The Genkiest! >Loli Christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:26:40 2015 No.14174343 >>14174335 Only the MGE ones though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:26:47 2015 No.14174344 >>14174334 There was a thread not long ago with that wight x lich as the OP. No one is prohibiting them from posting there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:27:14 2015 No.14174346 >>14174245 >Lich >genki as fuck >pear shaped >shiny >they have the deluxe package.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:27:49 2015 No.14174350 >>14174343 Any monstergirl talked about here wants the D, doesn't matter where they're from originally. Get with it or get lost.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:27:56 2015 No.14174351

>>14174332
Good man, give her kittens and scratch her ears!
Getting out of bed will be difficult though, she'd be fairly unwilling to let you go I imagine.

>>14174333
Half himedere, half tomboys.
Sounds great, although you'd need to do a lot of massages to keep them loose.

>>14174341
Sounds pretty good to me.
Are you ready for the orc to act up only for you to start cuddling the hell out of her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:28:15 2015 No.14174352 >>14174346 And then there is this lucky fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:28:23 2015 No.14174353 >>14174334 Well gee golly mister. Don't you think that may mean you're in a real tiny minority? Only an autist would keep forcing in those circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:28:52 2015 No.14174354 I want art of a Raiju as Livewire

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:29:25 2015 No.14174357 >>14174346 Well Anon? Are you going to stay? Or leave what I presume is a chocolate skinned lich who pretends to be a magical girl on occasion?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:30:00 2015 No.14174358 >>14174245 >Nightmare >Dandere >Oppai Loli >Surprise kidnapping >no sex At least she's a loli so I don't get killed by her massive horse body. She seems pretty nice actually. I want to milk her.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:30:30 2015 No.14174360

>>14174331
Light tsun, short, has a himedere muscle sister, no deluxe included.

Okay I guess, I won't be regretting this unless too much sticky mucus is involved. Slugs are something you'd expect to see in those services, by the way.

>>14174340
DO IT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:32:23 2015 No.14174364 >>14174360 >DO IT? I did and it was awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:34:20 2015 No.14174369 >>14174364 DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:34:48 2015 No.14174371 Which MG could help me to not over play my hand anymore?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:35:13 2015 No.14174372

>>14174358
But that needs her to be pregnant or get some weird potions!
She's barely able to tell you that she's having a wonderful time and had to kidnap you to do so.

Why, if you told her what you intended then she'd freeze up before she starts trembling in shock.

>>14174360
Yeah, sad that they can't get decent husbands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:35:26 2015 No.14174373 >>14174371 You mean like gambling? A Tanuki, obviously.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:37:11 2015 No.14174377

>>14174351
Let's just go through the rundown though.
One delinquent with a big ass, three Himederes with big tits, A Tomboy with big tits, a hyper energetic girl with a toned body to die for, and all of them need large amounts of semen to stay limber.
On top of that, two big butt maids.
The spirit is willing, but the body is soon to exhausted.
How likely is it for me to wake up to find one of them doing something lewd to me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:37:38 2015 No.14174379 >>14174357 That depends if she calls me back. That would be nice.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:37:45 2015 No.14174380

>>14174372
>she'd freeze up before she starts trembling in shock.
I'll be gentle. She gets lots of headpats and sweet words whispered in her ears until she calms down. Then her nipples are mine. Sure I wouldn't get any milk right away, but you have to work at things to reap the rewards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:37:51 2015 No.14174382 >>14174369 Please understand, Le Bouf face. Sometimes you just end up falling flat on your face when it comes to a piece of writing. You just have to soldier on, learn from your mistakes, and hope you do better next time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:38:52 2015 No.14174389 >>14174335 Who the fuck is insisting on that? I certainly am not. The only ones I can think of dedicated shitposters who really shouldn't count.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:39:30 2015 No.14174392 >>14174382 SHUT UP IWATA GO BACK TO BEING DEAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:40:32 2015 No.14174394 >>14174334 What about that Anubis-Wyvern titjjob pic that 'moose commissioned? Some autists got triggered by that and started a yuri shitstorm.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:40:46 2015 No.14174395

>>14174377
Quite likely, especially if one feels like she's been getting the short end of the stick.

Although I imagine most mornings would have them clinging to you for warmth.

>>14174379
If you do a good job than I'm sure she would, most folks probably don't expect a lich like her to be so happy.

>>14174380
Oh my!
Someone's going to be getting a lot of call backs from her.
Unless you put a set of marriage horse shoes on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:42:33 2015 No.14174403 >>14174395 >Unless you put a set of marriage horse shoes on her. That can be arranged. Fuck, now I sort of want to write about this.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:43:04 2015 No.14174406

>>14174326
Some MG threesomes aren't allowed anymore? Alright got it. Might as well assume discussing harems is also not allowed, you know just so we can be sure that we don't trigger anyone. In fact maybe it's best to not discuss monstergirls at all, that way we can ensure no is triggered!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:43:38 2015 No.14174409 Which monstergirls would like a delicious brown husbando?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:44:07 2015 No.14174415 >>14174406 Threesomes are allowed, now shut the fuck up.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:44:09 2015 No.14174416

Good night Anons, please don't burn down the thread.

That devil is just messing with you, the insurance money isn't worth it!

>Light Tsun Pygmy Goblin with normal body type.

Oh lord, I'm going to carry her around and cuddle the hell out of that while she's acting fussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:44:40 2015 No.14174418 >>14174406 >harems is also not allowed Nah they are, they're just shit :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:45:17 2015 No.14174420 >>14174245 >Deredere, thin, suprise kidnapping, Raiju Deluxe Not sure what the Deluxe model entails but I don't mind being kidnapped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:45:50 2015 No.14174422 >>14174403 Go for it. And don't worry about her being unable to ask for you over the phone. We have many wendigo operators who are fluent in seven different stutters along with their native 'awawawa'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:45:52 2015 No.14174423 >>14174420 Deluxe means they get to have sex with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:46:19 2015 No.14174424 >>14174409 The Egyptian ones, Trolls, Valkyries, Unicorns, Elves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:46:55 2015 No.14174428 >>14174422 I think I will, once I'm done with all the other shit that I promised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:47:09 2015 No.14174429 >>14174420 Ride the lightning Anon. Ride the lightning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:47:31 2015 No.14174431 >>14174389 >no guys, anyone insisting on pure yuri is a shitposter On that we agree. >we're the good guys, you can let US post pure yuri once in a while can't you? No, go to /u/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:47:38 2015 No.14174433 >>14174423 I am not a clever man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:49:02 2015 No.14174439 >>14174406 Threesomes are allowed, insisting on yuri in any potency will get you the welcome mat the fuck out of here.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:49:52 2015 No.14174441
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>>14174245
>Twin Dark Elf Sisters
I'm scared...
First one:
>DereDere
>Tall
Second one:
>HimeDere
>Hourglass
Shared quirk
>Reverse-size spooning
That's... actually kind of cute. This might actually work out. Though the personality differences might drive me crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:50:12 2015 No.14174442 >>14174245 >Neet Hourglass Blonde Blue-eyed Kunoichi We are going to do so much Metroid roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:50:59 2015 No.14174445 >>14174431 Pure yuri, in the sense that the girls are only romantically interested in other girls? That is not what I'm interested in, let alone posting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:52:01 2015 No.14174448 >>14174441 >That pic Fuck off yurifag, I thought we just established we don't want your shit here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:52:45 2015 No.14174451 >>14174448 >Falseflagging this hard Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:52:59 2015 No.14174455 >>14174441 They are going to love you and there's nothing you can do to stop them! >>14174442 Are you ready to see her in a skintight suit and staying quiet because Samus doesn't talk. Other M doesn't exist.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:53:33 2015 No.14174457

>>14174445
GET IT THORUGH YOUR HEAD! Any fucking yuri will get you a shitstorm, doesn't matter if the interest is purely physical, that implies there is something MGs love more than the dick, that isn't anon, and you will get the same result each time. For the love of fuck!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:53:43 2015 No.14174458 >>14174448 Stop pretending to be anti-yuri to strengthen your point, yurifag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:53:59 2015 No.14174461 >>14174448 Yurifag pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:54:48 2015 No.14174463 >>14174455 Oh, she's a class act. She's got the orange top and bottom, and a prop resin set of Varia armor in the closet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:55:57 2015 No.14174464 >>14174245 >Shiny, tall, himedere ryu She seems nice, I'll see how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:56:20 2015 No.14174466 >>14174448 >Being this assblasted at a perfectly acceptable image Jesus H. Christ, anon. 1) Two girls in an image is not yuri. 2) it fits what I posted. 3) Not the same guy and it isn't yuri, so fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:56:54 2015 No.14174470 >>14174457 Calm down, nobody will accomplish anything tonight, so discuss monstergirls already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:57:31 2015 No.14174471 >>14174466 >Taking a nibble I think you should read the other replies anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:58:06 2015 No.14174476 >>14174463 Helmet on or off Anon? >>14174464 Yep, a chocolate skinned, blue scaled ryu would be nice. Expect lots of "Ohohohohoh" followed by her wrapping you up so she can cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:58:26 2015 No.14174477 >>14174395 >If you do a good job than I'm sure she would Well I intend to give her a good time. Being with her sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:58:40 2015 No.14174478 I want to lift my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:59:58 2015 No.14174480 >>14174470 Something has HAD to reach their thick skulls by now. What, now we'll have to deal with yuriposters in the same potency as fujoshit kun until they get sick of being told no and fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:01:40 2015 No.14174489 >>14174476 >Helmet on or off? Bothisgood.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:01:46 2015 No.14174490 >>14174463 Zero Suit or no deal. Who am I kidding, I'd probably still say yes to the full armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:01:55 2015 No.14174493 >>14174477 Then enjoy her and the little lich daughterus that will follow. Including the youngest who is the only, super serious one amongst her siblings, letting out little sighs as she tries to read her book while her sisters run around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:02:05 2015 No.14174494 >>14174245 >Himedere Fat Jabberwock Surprise Kidnapping It was nice knowing you guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:03:16 2015 No.14174496 >>14174489 Excellent answer. Enjoy the wife >>14174494 Eh, just means she knows that no one else is worthy of having a guy like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:04:42 2015 No.14174501 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1435647788980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174493 That sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:05:19 2015 No.14174502 >>14174478 get a shortstack, you'd be able to lift her. if she's a hobgoblin she could lift you too. equal lifting for all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:05:59 2015 No.14174504 >>14174493 This is concentrated cuteness the likes of which I was unprepared for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:08:14 2015 No.14174510 Quick anon! Your monstergirl waifu is now ice cream, what flavor is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:09:23 2015 No.14174512 >>14174510 Ice cream is ice cream. I don't care. She's still perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:09:48 2015 No.14174514 >>14174510 Dusty Rhodes Rocky Road with some light rum flavoring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:10:22 2015 No.14174515 File: 542 KB, 582x823, 1429240669310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174510 Melted

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:11:30 2015 No.14174516

>>14174496
>she knows that no one else is worthy of having a guy like you.
Well, at least she's a charmer. I guess being spoiled and locked up by a haughty chocolate dragon that looks like she walked out of a Hathor Meeting gone horribly wrong isn't the worst thing to happen. She's lucky I have a femdom fetish for these kidnapping scenarios.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:12:00 2015 No.14174517

>>14174504
>>14174501
>Family Picture
>Mom and the two eldest daughters are in full magical girl uniforms and smiling big, cheery grins.
>Dad is behind them all, dressed up like tuxedo mask with a dashing, or what he thinks dashing is, grin on his face.
>In the front of them all is the youngest daughter in traditional lich robes, a pillar of stability amidst the chaos of her family.
>If you look hard enough you can see a tiny smile on her lips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:12:52 2015 No.14174519 >>14174510 Dark Priest Dark Valkyrie Kikimora Oomukade Jamoca Almond Fudge Rocky Road Peanut Butter Pistachio

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:13:11 2015 No.14174520 >>14174516 You say that but you better be ready for face sitting, cow girl, and her wondering if you'll run if she lets you go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:14:17 2015 No.14174523 >>14174510 Raisin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:15:16 2015 No.14174524 File: 262 KB, 858x800, 1436758740639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174510 mint chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:15:28 2015 No.14174525 >>14174510 jujub - strawberry shortcake

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:17:56 2015 No.14174531

>>14174520
>face sitting, cow girl
Difficult because of her weight issue, but I'll manage

>and her wondering if you'll run if she lets you go.
Ow, haughty girls suffering always makes me feel. Sounds like someone needs hugs and cuddles. And a kiss on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:18:46 2015 No.14174532 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1403710335249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174510 >Black Raspberry Chip

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:18:57 2015 No.14174534 >>14174510 Ocean Commotion. It was a flavor at Baskin Robbins over 18 years ago, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:19:27 2015 No.14174536 >>14174531 >Difficult because of her weight issue, but I'll manage Her cushion will distribute the weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:20:34 2015 No.14174541 >>14174531 >Spoiler Good man, that's why she keeps you, you know that right? No other girl would appreciate that. I hope you're ready for her to demand that you give her daughters before she makes you do her in the traditional way. Missionary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:22:28 2015 No.14174544 File: 668 KB, 1000x620, Yubel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you ready to get your game on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:23:31 2015 No.14174547 >>14174544 >Hermaphrodite No thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:24:05 2015 No.14174548 >>14174245 >Muscular Pygmy Deredere Alp who got the deluxe package help I'm basically being fucked by a bishounen without a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:24:54 2015 No.14174550 >>14174547 Yubel does not have a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:27:00 2015 No.14174553 >>14174510 Uh...Fried tofu? Maybe like a cinnamon with a bit of azuki bean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:27:07 2015 No.14174554 >>14174548 Yeah but she's tiny and looks more womanly the more you do it to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:27:17 2015 No.14174555 >>14174544 Not with her. Alexis is the best GX girl and would make a fantastic Yuki-Onna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:29:18 2015 No.14174560 >>14174550 She is both sexes. No thanks.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:30:00 2015 No.14174565

>>14174536
Still though. But at least her softness will help.

>>14174541
At least she knows I like my compliments and being made to feel special.

>Bunch of pudgy jabber daughters all learning from their haughty tyrant mom about how to kidnap human boys
Now this sounds adorable, would enjoy making the daughters with their mother, and making them all snacks and drink after their kidnapping practice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:32:16 2015 No.14174567 >>14174565 >Daughterus all munching on sandwiches while telling you what they learned. >Youngest tells you that she wants to kidnap a boy just as good as daddy one day. >Wife just 'ufufufu's while she sits you in her lap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:32:22 2015 No.14174568 >>14174560 "She" has neither but her original body was of a human female.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:36:29 2015 No.14174575 This talk of kidnapping makes me realize how great it is >You will never be a human prince who gets kidnapped by a turtle dragon who wants to marry you We need more kidnapping/stockholm syndrome stories, ones that end happy.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:37:11 2015 No.14174578

>>14174568
Anon, you know what I've been doing these last five hours? Organizing over 5k picsin my computer,, and that's only the first part, I haven't even begun putting them in their subfolders. Call bullshit if you want, because I am too tired to get the source right now, but Yubel is called both, I'm not saying she has a dick, I'm saying she is both sexes at once because of how she came to be. So I will not be partaking in anything but beer drinking, maybe, with someone who is half dude. Good night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:38:10 2015 No.14174582 >>14174575 I agree. Gaufs first Dragon story comes to mind in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:39:34 2015 No.14174586 >>14174575 No we don't. Stockholm syndrome is for beta faggots, same for anyone who wants to be a prince that gets kidnapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:42:16 2015 No.14174591 >>14174586 Get a load of this shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:42:41 2015 No.14174592 >>14174586 If you are a prince and get kidnapped you must be a shitty one anyway >not being taught swordsmanship, hand to hand combat and tactics from birth >not having a battle harem Plebsimus Maximus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:43:07 2015 No.14174593 >>14174591 You talking about yourself anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:43:08 2015 No.14174594 >>14174578 I know Yubel is both but she was originally a human girl Also dub Yubel is fully female, thank you 4kids

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:43:51 2015 No.14174598 >>14174586 >Complaining about sub/role reversal fantasies >In a thread where the whole gimmick is girls rape guys I really never understood this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:44:14 2015 No.14174599 File: 246 KB, 1338x826, alp anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174510 I dunno, the Great Divide?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:44:18 2015 No.14174600 File: 78 KB, 287x453, 24f20e0851374753792a05edaf49c5d3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174586 Cry me a river you whiny faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:44:23 2015 No.14174601 >>14174586 Rather needlessly toxic attitude over something minute, but I guess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:45:33 2015 No.14174604 >>14174592 Princes are meant to be kidnapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:45:39 2015 No.14174605 >>14174245 >thugdere pear shaped Raiju that kidnaps me and helps herself to the deluxe package while she's at it How is this even a job? This is bog standard monster rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:46:51 2015 No.14174608 >>14174599 The old world still sleeps

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:48:11 2015 No.14174612 >>14174604 Do you get paid every time you say stupid shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:48:55 2015 No.14174614 >>14174567 Now that's adorable, sweet evil daughters are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:49:16 2015 No.14174616 >>14174598 This ain't /gfd/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:50:44 2015 No.14174620 >>14174616 You're right, it's /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:50:46 2015 No.14174621 >>14174612 You're the stupid one. Princes are meant to be kidnapped by the villain before a brave girl saves him, and he offers his body as a reward.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:50:58 2015 No.14174622 >>14174612 I wish

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:51:13 2015 No.14174623 >>14174600 >Posts a shitty girl >Has a shitty fetish. I'm not surprised.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:51:20 2015 No.14174624
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>>14174612
Not him, but really.
Is there really any need for the vinegar?
Just saying, what with being handsome beyond compare and all, princes are pretty prone to getting kidnapped by monstergirls looking for young, handsome, charming, well-mannered, considerate young heirs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:51:49 2015 No.14174626 >>14174586 I remember you, you said you would cry like a bitch everytime something like this comes up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:52:05 2015 No.14174627 >>14174616 Of course it isn't? Why is this even an issue in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:52:12 2015 No.14174628 >>14174621 >maybe if I pretend to be retarded hard enough he'll get confused and buy it in his stupor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:53:44 2015 No.14174633 >>14174626 He's making a mountain out of a molehill, and I don't even have an issue with the princess carrying/stockholm syndrom stuff that >>14174628 likes to complain about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:53:50 2015 No.14174634 File: 1.05 MB, 570x1200, 1442202437592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174586 Well you certainly wouldn't be a prince. You'd be the villager who stumbles into the first woods dungeon and gets kidnapped and raped by a Slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:54:31 2015 No.14174636 >>14174634 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:55:27 2015 No.14174639 >>14174628 Well what are princes good for then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:55:47 2015 No.14174640 >>14174636 Again, is there anything you'd like to share with us?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:56:07 2015 No.14174642 >>14174636 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:56:10 2015 No.14174643 >>14174624 >monstergirls looking for young, handsome, charming, well-mannered, considerate young heirs. So all of them? That's all they go for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:56:27 2015 No.14174644 >>14174634 >Getting kidnapped and raped by a Slime Not the Anon but that's not really that bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:56:36 2015 No.14174646 File: 148 KB, 650x374, 1435893936656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never sit in the lap of a buff, busty Ryu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:56:39 2015 No.14174647 File: 664 KB, 900x1200, 1432584435787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174636 >Local Man angry about Slimes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:57:15 2015 No.14174648 >>14174640 You're a fucking faggot and your fetish is shit. Monster girls are for dominating, not to be dominated by.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:57:18 2015 No.14174652 >>14174624 It's not the idea of a MG kidnapping a man, it's painting men as damsels. Just because men get raped in MGE doesn't mean they lost their balls, lost their roles or became women. >inb4 some stupid, needless "joke" involving alps

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:57:36 2015 No.14174655 >>14174642 You're going to rub off the F from your f key anon. Please think of your keyboard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:58:26 2015 No.14174658 >>14174544 Yubel a cutie. Love the doujin with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:58:34 2015 No.14174659 >>14174655 Keyboard monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:58:44 2015 No.14174660 >>14174634 I'd be the villager who's paranoid as fuck about MGs and avoids them whenever possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:59:02 2015 No.14174661 File: 25 KB, 550x400, 1443848342896.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174647 To be fair, some slimes are bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:59:48 2015 No.14174665 Oh, I see. Since it's the weekend shitposter/whiny faggots like >>14174586, and >>14174648 are trying to twist >>14174575 into a maledom/femdom slappyfight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:00:04 2015 No.14174666 >>14174661 There goes that dragon quest localization...

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:00:19 2015 No.14174668

>>14174652
>Just because men get raped in MGE doesn't mean they lost their balls,
Of course not. For all we know, as a prince grown up to wield a rapier and all, said prince would no doubt get kidnapped kicking and screaming and putting up a fight first.
If he loses, well, at least a valiant lamia knight will help him out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:00:25 2015 No.14174669 >>14174665 Just report him. Shitstarting's against the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:00:29 2015 No.14174671 >>14174665 Took you this long to figure it out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:00:50 2015 No.14174674 File: 132 KB, 1252x1330, 4143254363635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174643 >>14174648 >>14174652 Here are your next posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:02:20 2015 No.14174680 >>14174646 That water wurm is huge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:02:56 2015 No.14174684 >>14174674 Yep, this is the same that's losing his shit right now isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:03:02 2015 No.14174685 >>14174680 She's got lots of... heavenly power!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:03:26 2015 No.14174686 Remember when people were talking about autists getting triggered by stupid shit and starting shitstorm? This is a pretty good example of what they were talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:04:10 2015 No.14174690 >>14174668 What I'm getting at dear anon, is that you get faggots like this >>14174621 >>14174604 and >>14174648 and that's when problems start.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:05:16 2015 No.14174694 >>14174690 I see your links. I fail to see your point. So what?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:05:39 2015 No.14174698

>be lich
>be minding my own business walking through town, looking for some spellbooks to rent on how to improve penis sensitivity
>as I'm about to walk into a bookstore a blonde man in clothes more expensive than a dragon's hoard walks up to me
>he has a grin on his face and a fairly obvious erection
>"OH NO, a villainous lich has come to kidnap me and take me away from my royal home into her dark dungeon to do unspeakably lewd experiments on me, whatever shall I do"
>I'm not kidnapping you
>"Oh the demon"
>I'm not a demon
>"can deny all she wants and try to hide her true criminal intentions, but you can see in that monotone expression on her face that she is starving to defile this pure and handsome prince!"
>please move
>"Oh she wants me to turn my back so she can inject me with her dark magic and make me her cock slave!"
>try to push him out of the way, he collapses to the ground
>"OH NO the Lich has pushed me to the ground to have her way with me in the middle of the town square, where everyone can see the once great prince become nothing more than a mindbroken cum pump!"
>give up and go back home
>ordering books from the Amazons from now on, yet still get postcards containing the princes schedule and his underwear

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:05:55 2015 No.14174699 >>14174674 Missed me by a country mile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:06:04 2015 No.14174700 >>14174686 It's only one known shitposter, just report him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:06:29 2015 No.14174701 >>14174690 Really? That's the shit that upsets you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:06:55 2015 No.14174704 Has there ever been a single story where a man dominates a monster?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:06:56 2015 No.14174705 >>14174694 I'm saying people who claim we're all subs or all doms need to fuck off.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:07:13 2015 No.14174707

>>14174621
I want to read my Monster Daughteru fairy tales before bedtime! Red Riding Shota, Bishounen and the Three Grizzlies, tales of valiant Dragon Girls kidnapping innocent young princes away from those evil Queens and living happily ever after.

I want to see my daughteru's eye light up when she tells me she wants to be a knight and save the world, and do heroic nice stuff for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:07:14 2015 No.14174708 >>14174698 Now to harass a tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:08:19 2015 No.14174711 >>14174704 Greentexts yes. Story? I do not recall. Maybe the kikimora mother and daughter count?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:08:33 2015 No.14174712 >>14174705 I'm pretty sure the first two were just fucking around, responding to the obvious shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:08:36 2015 No.14174713 >>14174704 Yes. http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:08:42 2015 No.14174714 >>14174704 Several.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:09:06 2015 No.14174715 >>14174711 Not at all, in fact that's more of the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:09:51 2015 No.14174716 >>14174712 I was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:09:57 2015 No.14174718 >>14174701 They piss me off because it's the same people who used to post traitor shit about how men are all cumpupms and sluts and being generally annoying.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:10:05 2015 No.14174719

>>14174698
She's going to wake up one morning to see a Kikimora tying the Prince up in her living room, and the Kiki giving her an apologetic look as she leaves her master, who has been "bound and kidnapped by the evil lich, who will no doubt do unspeakable things to me"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:10:31 2015 No.14174721 >>14174713 I correct myself, any good stories where a man dominates a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:11:58 2015 No.14174726 >>14174698 More like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:12:27 2015 No.14174727 >>14174721 Ryu bondage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:12:29 2015 No.14174728 >>14174718 Doesn't help that you're being such a big baby about it, and shitting up the thread in the process. >>14174721 http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:12:40 2015 No.14174729 >>14174721 Burn If you can get past the edge the Dan one where he goes maledom on the centaur and what not isn't too bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:12:45 2015 No.14174730 >>14174718 I kinda agree people just assuming all men are spineless wimps getting raped left and right in the setting is annoying but it really isent worth starting a shitstorm over.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:12:58 2015 No.14174731

>>14174707
>not telling your HUMAN daughters tales of brave paladins
>not seeing their eyes light up when the brave paladin saves entire countries from the clutches of evil monsters
>not bringing them up in Order safe territories and schools
>not having them grow up to actually becoming great paladins
it's like you hate kids

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:13:39 2015 No.14174734 >>14174728 Still shit. >>14174729 That story was even worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:14:54 2015 No.14174736 >>14174731 Then they either get turned into monsters or become roving bands of rapist thugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:15:14 2015 No.14174737 >>14174734 Well then quit bitching and write your own story, we give you some stuff and it's shit to ya so make something better then

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:15:18 2015 No.14174739 >>14174707 That entire post left a bad taste in my mouth holy shit man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:15:23 2015 No.14174740 >>14174718 >muh traitors You're part of the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:16:30 2015 No.14174745 >>14174736 How about no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:16:32 2015 No.14174746 File: 10 KB, 1296x97, baww.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174626

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:03 2015 No.14174753 >>14174685 Yes, and 'holy orbs' probably the size of the guy's head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:04 2015 No.14174754 >>14174746 Remember when he used to apologize all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:14 2015 No.14174755 >>14174746 What a pathetic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:20 2015 No.14174756 >>14174745 It's true. Female Paladins never find happiness. They best they can hope for is becoming a nice monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:21 2015 No.14174757 >>14174734 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd1LkzhFBpw&ab_channel=Biederbeck05

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:27 2015 No.14174758 >>14174730 >starting a shitstorm Do you think I'm >>14174586 >>14174636 >>14174643 >>14174648? Cause I'm not any of these. >>14174728 >le baby meme

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:18:53 2015 No.14174761
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Monster Girl Academy Student Council Rules:

TEN!

If it's getting too hot in class, take off all of your clothes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:19:19 2015 No.14174764 >>14174721 Ruys are sweet girls anon, don't be mean!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:19:36 2015 No.14174765 >>14174245 Deredere Loli Lich (Normal Package) It's just like that greentext of the Loli Lich saying Onii Chan is scientifically proven as best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:19:47 2015 No.14174767 >>14174761 That's fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:20:00 2015 No.14174768 Gee I wonder what Tewi's up to

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:20:25 2015 No.14174769 >>14174767 fuck you motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:20:39 2015 No.14174770 >>14174746 He wasn't wrong though. Just look at the thread right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:20:48 2015 No.14174771 >>14174764 The hell is a Ruy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:20:50 2015 No.14174773 File: 140 KB, 754x944, 1440452447841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No more fighting! I present you this Walrus Girl as a sacrifice! Use her as you please, so long as it pleases you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:21:05 2015 No.14174774 >>14174767 Or is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:21:22 2015 No.14174776 >>14174764 >>14174771 Fuck. Meant Ryus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:21:26 2015 No.14174777 >>14174756 >It's true. Female Paladins never find happiness If that were the case then the order wouldn't exist much less fight the MG off to the stalemate their currently in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:22:14 2015 No.14174778 >>14174776 They're still bad monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:22:35 2015 No.14174780 >>14174727 Was that the one where the MC spent an entire weekend edging her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:22:58 2015 No.14174782 >>14174773 I'm gonna hug dat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:23:16 2015 No.14174783 >>14174773 I demand to use her for paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:24:01 2015 No.14174784 >>14174767 That sounds like a plausible tsukkomi comment Anon would say in the background

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:24:30 2015 No.14174785

>>14174726
>Prince believes he has being dominated by Lich checked off his bucket list
>time for the next target, Vampire
>nearest ancient castle is too far to walk and his carriage privileges have been revoked by his father on account of harassing monster girls
>so he does the next best thing, blood drive
>walks through the door of the red cross and is greeted by a petite vampire
>"welcome to the red cross sir do you have an appointment to donate or are you a wal-"
>"FUFUFU so this is the lair of the vampire, how could I have been so foolish as to enter unprepared for battle, father shall surely scold me for this"
>"Sir I don't... own this building I just work he-"
>"SAY NO MORE BEAST OF THE NIGHT. Even if I am unequipped of battle regalia I have still trained under the fiercest instructors of martial arts in all of the kingdoms, BEHOLD"
>the Prince charges the frightened and confused vampire clerk only to suddenly flop onto his back in front of the vampire like a dog begging for a treat
>"ALAS your magic was too great for my nearly naked self, and I am now defenseless against your rape of my royal blood and royal genes" the prince says with a forming erection
>"S-sir if you aren't here to donate or conduct business I-I'm going to have to ask you to le-"
>"LEARN TO WORSHIP YOU AS MY MISTRESS YOU SAY? A prince such as me should never stoop to such a level, however I am in no position to have free will and thus must become your cockslave mistress."
>the vampire eventually has to call her Oni friend to come over and drag him out

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:24:49 2015 No.14174786 >>14174777 They can only get the D in Order controlled states. Everyone else knows they're jerks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:24:59 2015 No.14174787 >>14174780 There was one like that and there was one where the MC edged her for 3 days. The latter was just posted >>14174713 here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:26:22 2015 No.14174789 >>14174785 Such is life for poor, sheltered Prince-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:27:41 2015 No.14174791 >>14174785 Are you the same guy who wrote the one about some guy spraying graffiti on a wall to try and get arrested, and when a Cheshire cop shows up he wants her to fuck him with the dick she doesn't have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:27:49 2015 No.14174792 >>14174786 The order is always in need of a new generation of soldiers paladin-chan is probably ordered to find a nice husband and have as many human children as possible when she finishes her tour of duty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:27:50 2015 No.14174793 >>14174785 Why can't this fucker get raped?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:28:19 2015 No.14174796 >>14174789 I'm sure he'll get raped one day.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:28:51 2015 No.14174798

>>14174791
Oh I remember this, saved it as a text file.

>Monstergirl City
>Be Cheshire Cat police officer, with a loving husbando and family.
>Driving over to where there's supposed to be someone tagging a wall with the message "HORSE PUSSY".
>Arrive at the scene and as someone reported, there's some human spray painting a wall.
"Sir, I don't have to tell you that graffiti is a crime."
>He turns around.
>Puts a finger to his lips.
>"Oh no~, looks like you caught me red-handed. Are you going to punish me?~"
"I'm afraid I'm just going to have to take you in, others will take care of the rest."
>"Oh please don't punish me with your long hard cat cock Officer Futacat." he says as he bends over suggestively.
>What.
>"Please don't pound my ass~"
"Sir, I do not have a penis."
>"Oh you don't have to hide it~ It's okay. I like cocks in my ass.~"
>You sigh and start cuffing him.
"I don't have a penis sir, no MG's do. Now please come in quietly."
>"Oh of course, you don't have JUST a penis, you have a big throbbing cat dick that you're going to ram down my throat and fill me with your cum in this alleyway where no one can see us~"
>This fucking human.
>Driving back to the station.
>"Is this where you make me blow you while you drive Officer Futacat?~"
"Shut the fuck up."
>"Oh no, I've made her angry, now Officer Futacat is going to rape my butt~ teehee~"
>Arrive at the station. Shove him to an Oni co-worker.
"He's your problem now"
>Man this job can be weird sometimes.

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:29:12 2015 No.14174799 >>14174791 no I'm a baby writefag just trying to entertain people and hope I don't waste anyone's time

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:29:55 2015 No.14174802 >>14174792 She probably bullied a man into marrying her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:31:21 2015 No.14174803 >>14174799 You are wasting time, just have the guy get raped already. You're not funny and you're not interesting. Just write the guy getting raped then never write again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:33:08 2015 No.14174808 >>14174803 >prince was sad >but then prince was rape >the end thank you for your constructive criticism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:33:16 2015 No.14174809 >>14174798 This is the kind of faggot you crack in the face with a bottle of finlandia. You just happen to have that ready in case someone talks about faggotcat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:33:28 2015 No.14174811 >>14174803 Hush, you salty faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:34:42 2015 No.14174816 >>14174808 Fuck that guy, this loser prince is hilarious. Don't let compliments go to your head you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:34:49 2015 No.14174818 >>14174802 >Get to marry a qt holy virgin >Never have to worry about being attacked by monsters >She wants to have as many children as possible >Your kids will be the next generation of hero's Literally no downside she wouldent even have to bully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:34:57 2015 No.14174819 >>14174808 There shouldn't be any constructive criticism. You were ordered to write this and not write ever again. The advice would be useless for someone that will NEVER WRITE AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:35:10 2015 No.14174822 >>14174798 Then there was a follow-up where the Cheshires husband, a detective, gets kidnapped by Mrs. Bones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:35:19 2015 No.14174823 >>14174803 Can't you go be buttblasted somewhere else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:36:02 2015 No.14174825 >>14174718 Hey buzz off, I'm an occasional traitorposter but loathe this prince crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:36:30 2015 No.14174826 >>14174818 >qt >holy >virgin Pick none.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:39:28 2015 No.14174830 File: 578 KB, 801x837, THE PRINCIPALITY OF ZEON DECLARES THIS A NO-FUN ZONE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174803 >>14174819 >>14174825 NO FUN ALLOWED. NO FUN ALLOWED. NO FUN ALLOWED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:39:32 2015 No.14174831 >>14174818 >Mass murderer who is jealous of monstergirls >Will never let you make friends with them, or anyone who associates with them >Only cares for you as long as you continue her bloodline. >Daughters will grow up to be like her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:40:50 2015 No.14174833 I wonder what measures the Demon Lord would take if "husbands" of monster girls they were forcibly married to started killing themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:41:25 2015 No.14174835 >>14174830 Your type of fun isn't allow. Go be stupid somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:41:58 2015 No.14174837 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, Harpy catchs Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna go fisting with a Harpy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:42:31 2015 No.14174839 >>14174837 >fisting No don't

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:42:47 2015 No.14174840

>>14174604

Except bastard Princes.

They're meant for being cast out into the world to fend for themselves, stumbling into epic adventures, becoming legends by their own merits and carving out their own happy ending in a world that never offered them anything the easy way.

And occasionally waking up, confused and in some kind of beer hall, wondering who the massive goddamn Valkyrie with the hammer and boisterous laugh is and why she keeps throwing her arm over his shoulder, messing up his hair and refilling his cup.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:43:21 2015 No.14174841
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>>14174835
>Note how he never denies the fact that he is indeed mad as hell over nothing
>Just keeps shitposting and being mad over nothing
Fine nigga.
I'm just gonna enjoy Metal Slimes, and you can't stop me and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:44:28 2015 No.14174843 >>14174833 >monster lord having enough time between fuck sessions to give a hinezumi's ass about that >MG's not just making undead incubi

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:44:33 2015 No.14174844 >>14174841 My only response is thanks for posting my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:44:34 2015 No.14174845 >>14174830 Never said I don't allow it, just that strong pro-monsterism for one doesn't translate into me liking it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:45:08 2015 No.14174847 >>14174767 >>14174778 >>14174803 >>14174809 >>14174835 Oh cool, it's buzzkill Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:45:39 2015 No.14174848 >>14174831 >who is jealous of monstergirls The monsters are actually jealous of her because she got to marry [YOU].

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:45:53 2015 No.14174850 File: 51 KB, 176x217, 1439325987033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174844 If you're the very same shitposter, you're making your waifu look bad. Shame on you. And if not, then well, here's a slime holding a stick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:46:19 2015 No.14174851 >>14174843 But that won't solve the problem at all. That would just make everything worse.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:47:23 2015 No.14174855

>>14174816
roger
>prince decides to count the red cross incident as vampire dom and checks it off his list
>he decides to skip a few girls and go straight to Oni, and straight back to that muscular Oni
>he uses his connections to find out her address and schedule, deciding to meet her in a bar
>Oni sees prince, says "Oh fuck, look sorry about that incident, I just thought you might hurt my friend and I know I'm not licensed security so you could sue my ass to the demon realm and"
>"Oh no you do not understand ma'am, I deserved everything that I got that day and was out of line"
>"Oh, well ya you were acting a bit over the top but I'm still sorry and hope I didn't hurt ya."
>"Oh no miss, you didn't hurt me enough"
>"wat"
>"You need to beat me more, punish me like the slutty prince I am! Step on my balls, Call me usless, belittle my penis, choke me until I pass out, share me with your friends at the gym!"
>everyone is staring at the prince while the Oni tries to quiet him and calm him down
>"Then after all the abuse and bullying, you'll cuddle me and gently hold me like a child and never let go until the sun rises" the prince says giddily with his hands pressed against his cheek
>"Look if you stop talking and come outside with me I'll uh... do whatever it is you want me to do"
>the prince nearly hits his head on the ceiling as he jumps out of his bar stool and follows the Oni into the back alley, skipping the whole way
>"Alright erm... put this blindfold on and then I'll start the femdom and what not"
>prince eagerly puts the blindfold on and waits for his dreams to come true
>30 seconds
>1 minute
>5 minutes
>half an hour
>an Hour
>takes blindfold off
>empty alley
>princes never cry
>it must be raining outside

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:47:41 2015 No.14174857 >>14174848 But monstergirls are sexier, more powerful, and smarter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:48:22 2015 No.14174859 >>14174855 Why are you continuing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:48:30 2015 No.14174861 >>14174851 When did I say that was a solution?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:48:41 2015 No.14174862 >>14174840 I like the sound of that Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:49:08 2015 No.14174863 >>14174859 For the glory of satan

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:50:20 2015 No.14174864 >>14174862 She sounds like an annoying dyke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:50:54 2015 No.14174866 >>14174855 Forget what I said (>>14174859), please continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:51:06 2015 No.14174867 File: 213 KB, 744x1052, GODDESS' GIFT TO MANKIND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174831 >jealous >of monstergirls AHEM

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:51:31 2015 No.14174869
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>>14174840
> wondering who the massive goddamn Valkyrie with the hammer and boisterous laugh is and why she keeps throwing her arm over his shoulder, messing up his hair and refilling his cup.
Lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:51:46 2015 No.14174870 >>14174866 You're not me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:51:49 2015 No.14174871 File: 190 KB, 540x304, 1443554671130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174864 no u

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:51:51 2015 No.14174872 >>14174864 Afraid of the warrior class?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:52:50 2015 No.14174875 >>14174857 Sorry the no NTR rules are still in effect so I guess your just gonna have to settle with your beautiful, devoted, human wife and children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:53:27 2015 No.14174876 >>14174855 Holy shit, I figured out who he is, it's like some loser mix of Johhny Bravo and Pepe le Pew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:53:31 2015 No.14174878 >>14174871 >Posts a dyke while trying to defend another dyke. Anon you're not helping anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:53:32 2015 No.14174879 >>14174803 http://i.imgur.com/u3rHUBM.jpg found a picture of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:54:00 2015 No.14174880 >>14174875 But what if I don't want one?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:54:28 2015 No.14174882

>You'll never tie up a Hellhound in a dungeon and torture her for information.
>You'll never get frustrated when she won't crack and decide to rape the information out of her.
>You'll never hold her head still and force your dick into her mouth while she tries to struggle away.
>You'll never violate her tits after you finish in her mouth, and then start moving on to her now sopping wet pussy.
>You'll never shove your dick into her pussy and too late notice her grin.
>She'll never break her chains and pin you to the ground, raping you and whispering about things like "This is what you wanted, isn't it?" into your ears as she does it.
>She'll never rape you until you've got nothing left to give, then raise up her hand and ruffle your hair, kiss you on the cheek and thank you for indulging her in one of her weird fantasies.
>You'll never leave the basement and lay down on your bed and watch movies in the afterglow.
>You'll never remind her that it's your turn to pick the roleplay next time and you've got a cute swimsuit for her just for it.
God damn it. I just want a cute domestic life with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:54:58 2015 No.14174883 >>14174880 Not an option

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:55:07 2015 No.14174884 >>14174855 What kind of world do we live in where an innocent human boy can't get raped by a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:56:27 2015 No.14174885 >>14174867 Typical Paladin, hurting the feelings of nice monsters. >>14174883 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:56:33 2015 No.14174886 >>14174882 You almost had me there anon, you sneaky motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:56:51 2015 No.14174888 >>14174882 >Spoiler Sounds fun anon. Personally my fantasies of such things tend to involve more hanging around garages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:56:54 2015 No.14174889 >>14174302 I am Makoto's love interest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:57:07 2015 No.14174890 >>14174875 >no ntr rules >monster giving a shit about a guy having a human wife or viceversa Come again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:57:26 2015 No.14174891 >>14174882 Oh wow that wasn't an obvious fucking twist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:57:39 2015 No.14174892 >>14174882 >you will never roleplay as a luchador with your Hellhound waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:57:51 2015 No.14174894 >>14174888 I read that as hanging around garbages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:59:07 2015 No.14174896 >>14174302 >Implying the love interest isn't Noel Which of course isn't true since Mori's gone on record saying he can't write yuri for shit anyway, same as KC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:59:51 2015 No.14174898 >>14174885 >monstergirls are superior, human girls drool >how dare you say something bad about monstergirls you jerk I think I finally understand how MRA's feel.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 01:59:59 2015 No.14174899

>>14174866
>>14174870
I can't tell who's who anymore
But I love you all equally
>prince drags himself back home
>even takes dark streets through dangerous areas back to the castle
>no rapes, gropes, not even a catcall
>this isn't like what the forums said it would be like at all
>he'll have to be sure to shitpost on them as vengeance for their crimes against nobility
>there is one hope left for him
>perhaps the kikis of the castle will punish him for being late and not having their supper which they worked so hard to create
>he walks through the castle door
>"Welcome home master! We were worried for your safety and glad you are back! We kept your supper warm and if it does not satisfy you we can cook up whatever your heart desires for we are here to serve you!"
>He doesn't even acknowledge them
>goes straight to his room
>pulls out his hidden box of BDSM gear he has been secretly collecting
>"It's all lies" he whispers as he tenderly closes the box lid and puts it back under his mattress
>"maybe things will get more dominatrixy in the morning" he groans before drifting off in his sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:00:09 2015 No.14174900 >>14174890 That double space and the greentext really give away who you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:00:38 2015 No.14174902 >>14174896 >Noel But she's crazy for Ragna's Dead Spike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:00:57 2015 No.14174904 >>14174885 You have a duty too humanity to have human kids and shes going to make sure you fulfill that duty whether you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:01:06 2015 No.14174906 >>14174898 What? Why did you even bring that up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:01:48 2015 No.14174908 >>14174902 Nah. They're more like siblings. Familial love. Ragna's love interests are Celica and Rachel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:01:59 2015 No.14174909 >>14174899 Go away already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:02:00 2015 No.14174910 >>14174896 >noel >shown in her story they're just really good friends since she didn't have any prejudice towards beastkin This is why no one likes yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:02:03 2015 No.14174911 File: 96 KB, 500x784, 1440685773728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174896 >Noel But Celica is the main heroine and love interest now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:02:03 2015 No.14174912 >>14174904 But that's rape!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:02:50 2015 No.14174915 >>14174909 I love you too much to leave you anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:03:19 2015 No.14174917 >>14174899 Why doesn't he get a dating ad out in the newspaper, or online. He might get creepy girls, but its better than nothing, as long as they're doms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:03:47 2015 No.14174919 >>14174900 >double space I don't think you know what that means, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:04:25 2015 No.14174921 >>14174912 Only filthy monster's rape human woman make forceful love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:04:57 2015 No.14174922 >>14174908 >Ragna's love interests are the worst girls in the franchise. I keep forgetting that no matter what, Ragna gets the shit end of the stick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:05:01 2015 No.14174923 >>14174899 Forget what I said (>>14174909), please continue.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:05:45 2015 No.14174925

>>14174900
No idea who you think I am, but monstergirls don't give a shit about kidnapping a guy even if he's married. Having a monster wife is no recourse either, cause they will force their way into the marriage, so I don't know what the hell you're talking about no NTR. There's none in the sense of "I have enslaved your husband to my pussy, he doesn't need you anymore/her pussy is the best, yours can't satisfy me, I'm sorry honey", but being married doesn't give you immunity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:05:50 2015 No.14174926 >>14174910 >They're just really good friends I'm just gonna go ahead and snicker for a while. >>14174911 That's what I said...? >>14174922 It is his lot in life. Personally I like Rachel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:05:59 2015 No.14174928 >>14174917 Oh he has a plan but even the best of plans can go awry, in horrible horrible ways

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:06:00 2015 No.14174929 >>14174921 But monsters do it better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:06:01 2015 No.14174930 >>14174911 Celica is fucking awful, she's almost as horrible as a Cait Sith.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:06:02 2015 No.14174931

>>14174867
>that kind talk
>implying you aren't a meh-tier soldier that I could easily defeat with equal training, your physical boundaries putting you on an average male swordsman's level at the very best
>implying you aren't a burden for your male teammates who have to watch your ass at the expense of their own in fights
>implying I won't have to sacrifice a perfect relationship, otherworldly everyday sex, life-long commitment and an unbreakably strong family values just for your might-be sons
>implying you won't leave me for the first paladin with a longer dagger

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:06:51 2015 No.14174932 >>14174245 >Mummy >Ice queen >Chubby(breast heavy) >Size oppositve spooning >normal package I want to see mummy icequeen blush!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:06:57 2015 No.14174933 Can I report this shitposter? I won't be banned, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:07:01 2015 No.14174934 >>14174926 Rachel is a cunt that doesn't deserve nice things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:08:24 2015 No.14174937 >>14174933 If current trends are right then yes you will be banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:08:36 2015 No.14174938 >>14174933 Nope. You won't. You're perfectly safe. Go ahead. I'm just going to watch from over here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:08:51 2015 No.14174940 >>14174933 Nobody is really shitposting so you probably will get banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:09:10 2015 No.14174941 >>14174899 Someone get this poor man a dark elf or lonely creepy crawly.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:09:14 2015 No.14174942
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>>14174922
>>14174926
Ragna's probably not going to be the protagonist anymore after Central Fiction since the fag from the Bloodedge Experience stories is in there for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:10:00 2015 No.14174943 >>14174933 Just don't bother and hope it all goes well. I've been banned for replying to a post once, it's just not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:10:54 2015 No.14174947 >>14174942 God damn Naoto is absolute garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:11:22 2015 No.14174948 >>14174937 >>14174938 >>14174943 Oh well, see ya monday guys. >>14174940 Heh.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:12:19 2015 No.14174951

>>14174923
>prince wakes up
>decides for the first time in his life to read the newspaper and not his forums
>browses past all the articles on improving human monster relationships and the latest scoops on the Demon Lord's new baby
>sees a tiny ad in the back where no one would look
>"Madam Consumate's Dungeon" he reads aloud with curiosity
>"specializes in bondage, whipping, and any other fetishes your heart desires"
>it takes him five seconds to scribble the address down and rush out the door, knocking bumping into several kikis along the way
>he leaves so fast that he never even notices the fine print on the ad
>"ALL sessions end in Guro"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:13:54 2015 No.14174953 >>14174951 You're a faggot, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:14:39 2015 No.14174955 >>14174951 Well at least he won't ever make that mistake again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:15:21 2015 No.14174957 >>14174951 Mild Guro right? Just a papercut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:17:00 2015 No.14174962 >>14174951 This shit right here, this is why you always read the damn fine print.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:17:00 2015 No.14174963

>Walk home after your bus stops at your neighborhood
>A gleeful Demon pins you as you make a corner
>You're ready and desperate
>Then she smells you
>"A slut?! Fuck that, hells it's like there's not any handsome virgins and" she mutters as she flies away
>Your face when it's the tenth time you had this reaction

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:17:04 2015 No.14174964 >>14174957 To the carotid artery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:18:13 2015 No.14174966 >>14174964 That's one of those minor organs you can live without right?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:18:22 2015 No.14174967

>>14174951
>Prince excitedly rings the doorbell to the dungeon
>he wonders what kind of girl will be in charge, maybe a dark elf, succubus, or a hellhound, maybe even a manticore!
>the door slowly creeks open
>a wrinkly women in her mid 40's walks out smoking a cigarette
>no horns
>no tail
>no furs
>no scales
>human
>the fuck is this bullshit?
>"Uhm, is this the bdsm dungeon?" he asks, hoping it's the wrong adress
>a smirk forms across her face
>"Oh yeah this is the dungeon, come on in"
>He walks in as she slams the door behind him
>If the prince knew what death smelled like, it would smell like that apartment
>weird pictures were hung up everywhere
>the place was torn apart
>ketchup... yeah definitely ketchup... all over the place and staining most objects

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:20:12 2015 No.14174971 >>14174951 Good night, sweet prince.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:20:25 2015 No.14174972 >>14174966 If you can live without oxygen to your brain then sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:23:01 2015 No.14174978 >>14174967 Poor bastard.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:25:15 2015 No.14174981

>>14174967
>"are you ready?" the lady hacks out, sporting a saggy(in multiple ways) leather outfit
>The prince could have sworn he saw her holding something shiny and sharp behind her back
>"now hold on just a minute lady, this isn't how femdom is supposed to be at all"
>"now whatever do you mean sweetie" she croaks at as she slowly inches her way towards him
>"I originally thought femdom was all about a man just being a piece of trash and belonging to a woman, but now I realize that it's much more complicated than that" the prince monologues, not noticing the lady raising the kitchen knife
>"I have tried to get girls by groveling on the floor and showing them my weakest side" the prince says as he flops to the flour for dramatic effect, just in time for the knife to miss him and plunge into the wood behind where he was standing
>"But now I realize, femdom isn't about being trash, it's about love and equality!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:26:31 2015 No.14174986 >>14174981 Boo this man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:26:50 2015 No.14174988 File: 129 KB, 554x638, 1441141990860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174981 >femdom isn't about being trash, it's about love and equality >and equality

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:28:37 2015 No.14174992 >>14174981 >love and equality!" My ass it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:33:01 2015 No.14175001 >>14174981 Love I can agree with, Equality? nigger the whole point of submission and domination is that one side has control over the other.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:36:34 2015 No.14175009

>>14174981
>"I have met many monster girls in the past few days, at least many to me since I would often skip out on my math tutoring"
>The prince continues to monologue as the crazy bitch tries to pull out the knife lodged in the wall
>"These women who I originally thought were just monsters of pure lust born to dominate men, are so much more than that. They are indeed superior to human women, as evident of who'm I'm speaking to right now, but not just for sex, they are more evolved on an emotional basis!"
>the lady is desperately trying to grab the knife out of the wall so she can shut him up and eat his flesh
>"They are genuine with their feelings, they don't beat around the bush and lie like real women, they tell the truth and care for those they love, the Lich said she wasn't there to rape me, and she didn't rape me. The Oni protected her vampire friend from whom she thought was a crazy man. And her running out on me was my own damn fault for coming on to strong."
>"what the fuck kind of wood is this" she whispers
>"Of course the rapists exist out there and that is hot, but it is unfair to assume that every monster girl just wants to rape you, and we need to be aware of their feelings to and try to understand each other before we do anything dirty"
>the lady finally yanks the knife out of the wall
>"I am going back to all the girls I have wronged, apologizing, and asking for proper dates to them in the gentlemanly man a prince should!" he exclaims, turning around to see a meth head charging at him with a kitchen knife
>"THAT'S FINE AND DANDY BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED YOUR BLOOD"
>but before the prince can get minced the door slams open and multiple dark elf cops rush into the apartment
>"Ms. Meth Head you are under arrest for the murder of multiple femdom enthusiasts!"
>the prince collapses to the ground in relief

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:38:49 2015 No.14175015 >>14175009 And now this is when he gets gangraped by all those Dark Elf officers as a way to repay them for saving him right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:39:17 2015 No.14175017 >>14175009 This is the worst thing I've read all day. Stop writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:41:26 2015 No.14175026 >>14175009 Ignore what I said here (>>14175017), continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:42:09 2015 No.14175031 >>14175017 Just let it pass through if it isn't to your tastes.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:42:34 2015 No.14175034

>>14175009
>"Thank you officers, you have saved me, however did you find me?"
>"The kikis tipped us off, and we followed the scent of horny virgin to the adress"
>"well now that you saved me I can publish that beautiful speech I just made for future generations to come"
>"wait you were actually serious about that bullshit you just spouted? We were outside the door for a bit there listening in and giggling at what you were saying, we just thought you were stalling for time."
>"I.. wuh?"
>"How the fuck is femdom about equality, you speech was incoherent and made no sense. You didn't even keep it on a flowing argument and just jumped around spout random bullshit, for something as stupid as that" all the elves grin "you'll need some punshment."
>well he had been pulling most of the stuff out of his ass
>and lengthy speeches with lessons at the end were for faggots anyway
>he might as well just enjoy the dark elf feather roleplay for what it is
>for at the end of the day, he is the Prince of Femdom
the end

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:42:43 2015 No.14175035 >>14175031 Garbage should not be accepted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:46:30 2015 No.14175047 >>14174947 He's edgy as fuck, but sadly he's exactly my kinda edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:46:32 2015 No.14175048 >>14175035 I love you Your anger drives me to continue writing until I can create something that can satisfy you and make you happy to read my work I'll keep practicing and doing my best until I can see you post "I liked that"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:46:44 2015 No.14175049 >>14175035 ...I wonder how this place is in your eyes you to think that's a relatively working rule around here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:48:05 2015 No.14175057 >>14175048 I'm not that anon, but I enjoyed what you wrote.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:48:52 2015 No.14175058 >>14175048 It's not going to happen, your stories will always be garbage. Stop writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:49:53 2015 No.14175059 >>14175057 Thank you, if anyone has any suggestions to what they would do differently and what they think I should work on improving I am very happy to take advice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:50:43 2015 No.14175060 File: 433 KB, 800x1129, 1423079408076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want an Anubis to bully me about my micropenis and premature ejaculation while she jerks me off repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:52:10 2015 No.14175064 >>14175048 I enjoyed parts of what you wrote, but the last bit was pretty bad. Keep writing though and have a writefag senpai teach you how write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:52:44 2015 No.14175068 >>14175060 I want an Anubis in a keyhole sweater to let me fuck her soft, warm chocolate breasts, until I blow a load that makes her tummy all sticky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:53:14 2015 No.14175069 >>14175060 >she

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:53:43 2015 No.14175070 >>14175060 That's pretty pathetic. But at least you're not Anthony Burch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:57:03 2015 No.14175079 File: 58 KB, 348x322, small.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14174117 I think this is the first fan art of the keseran pasaran, at least in the west. Her first fan art and she's relegated to the far background.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:57:58 2015 No.14175082 >>14175079 She is a literally who.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:00:04 2015 No.14175089 >>14175068 >upside down paizuri I'm intrigued. Go on... Would it involve cunnilingus or being squished between her soft, warm thighs by any chance?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:02:04 2015 No.14175094

>Want to write comfy life stories with minor conflicts of living
>Flashback of bad time comes hard style with
>my dad refusing to file paperwork to cut my college fees in half with no explanation and refuses to call back
>My step grandfather dying before I could get a chance to visit him face to face
>My sister who was better than me both socially and academically wih art awards
>Who subsequently was awarded with the most freedoms
>Decided to run off to said dad because she thought that cleaning her room was such a problem
>All in the span of one month

I have read too many instances where writers and artists have their bad experiences turn their works into some fucked up psychosis of their mental state. Literally too worried that I'll end up writing some mangled screed of loathing and wallowing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:02:07 2015 No.14175095 >>14175082 Don't you think that's sad though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:02:10 2015 No.14175096 >>14175082 Flying cocaine with onahole attached.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:03:53 2015 No.14175100 >>14175094 Easy with the blogging, this is a monstergirl thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:05:51 2015 No.14175103 >>14175095 She's just not that interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:07:39 2015 No.14175107 >>14175103 She's a happy plant that floats around, makes me people happy, and is nice. And if you touch her, you'll get dizzy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:08:26 2015 No.14175108 >>14175094 Probably you just shouldn't for a while. I'd say something along "blah, blah, make them happy as a defiance of life's cruelty, not it's extension" but don't really know how to make that work psychologically. So just get back to it later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:09:42 2015 No.14175110 File: 48 KB, 596x605, 1443154464493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175107 It's okay. She found the secret of being loved. She put on some cat ears, little paws and a tail pussy

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:13:02 2015 No.14175115

>>14175094
Forge the paperwork stuff. Don't let something that stupid screw you over. The people you're filing with won't know the difference. They would never think a parent would refuse to do something like that. Because it's such a shitty thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:13:15 2015 No.14175116 >>14175110 So you mean those Fluffacore Shops are actually underground Pasaran trafficking rings?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:14:42 2015 No.14175121 File: 35 KB, 665x510, 1443565576710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175116 Yes. But look at how happy they are. You just can't be mad at the little things finally getting the attention they crave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:16:54 2015 No.14175128 Manticores are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:20:09 2015 No.14175133 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 1425133717871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175128 While I disagree with you're opinion, sir, you are entitled to it and I shall defend your right to have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:22:06 2015 No.14175137 I had a nightmare about Chesires

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:23:02 2015 No.14175141 >>14175137 Come now Anon, take a seat. Make yourself comfortable Now, start from the beginning. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:23:38 2015 No.14175142 >>14175137 See? They do ruin everything!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:24:36 2015 No.14175144 >>14175142 Now now, it could have been a sexual nightmare and he may be being a baby about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:27:57 2015 No.14175146 >>14175142 Calm down, anon. This could be anything Please, Anonymous. Tell me about the nightmare

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:29:19 2015 No.14175149

>>14175108
Yeah I should focus on my studies and myself for a bit longer. Even my rough drafts turn bitter about carefree attitudes at the expense of others.

>>14175115
Unfortunately I'm done for on that front. But at least one of my aunts is on my side and would help with supporting calls and finance.

Thank you guys, really. I really needed that.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:29:20 2015 No.14175150

>>14175141
Well the nightmare started I was in some cloud castle, but I thought it was fine. I don't know why but it was normal, and I think it was also an Italian Restaurant because the architecture resembled that, the inside looked like a restaurant and I know I smelled pizza in my dream. I think I was a wizard or something. Anyways, I had a Game Boy Advance SP that could play any game, so I chose to play Pokemon Pinball Ruby and Sapphire. I don't know why since I've never actually played that game before. But then a Chesire took the Game Boy from me, but it was OK because she was my wife and sister. Then she threw it out the window to the Earth and laid on my lap. Then the whole place turned off and I couldn't see, but I still felt her on my lap. Then I started hearing voices and I was scared because they were saying odd shit I couldn't understand. When the lights came on I still had the Chesire but I was wearing her clothes (which was OK because I was her husband and brother), and all around me where big black words saying things like "BACK" "GO" and "RUN". I didn't understand but I remember freaking out and feeling like I was in danger while the Chesire started grinning and laughing the same laugh over and over again.

Then I woke up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:31:35 2015 No.14175152 File: 404 KB, 701x992, Nightmare 2.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175137 Did you now? Maybe you should try out one of these nice girls in horse pussy kingdom. They can solve all your sleeping problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:32:26 2015 No.14175153 >>14175152 >Trusting horsepussy with your dreams If anything they would make it worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:32:33 2015 No.14175154 File: 182 KB, 1000x883, 1443857553526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175150 >Yandere incest Cheshire dream Nope. I see nothing wrong with this. It's perfectly normal and healthy. RUN

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:32:33 2015 No.14175155

>>14175150
Do you remember a place that may have some sort of importance that your mind would manifest some sort of Nightmare Cheshire to remind you of it?
Maybe a place in which you refuse to remember? Or an event that may have made you run away from set place?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:44:54 2015 No.14175170 >>14175150 I'll trade you dreams. Mine are always awkward, uncomfortable and make zero sense. They aren't even mysterious, they're just shit. What I wouldn't give for even a genuine nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:45:39 2015 No.14175171 >>14175170 Then hail the nightmare

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:47:52 2015 No.14175173 >>14175171 I'm going to have to put my foot down on this one. I won't settle for anything less than Cheshire dream rape like that guy had. She is best girl after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:48:00 2015 No.14175175 File: 184 KB, 1000x883, 1443858480631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175154 Silly anon, that is only an early alpha version. Here, have a smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:48:18 2015 No.14175176 >>14175150 Seems like what a wizard and a cheshire would get up to. I wonder if skypizzahut has good pizza. Probably terrible or glorious delivery service.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:48:41 2015 No.14175177 >>14175173 Then Hail The Nightmare

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:49:07 2015 No.14175180 >>14175170 Mine are either boring as shit about bad stuff happening to me or epic dark fantastical adventures. I don't really get anything in-between.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:49:43 2015 No.14175183
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what'd be your MG waifu's "secret ingredient" when she makes food for you? NO autistic shit like "love juices" or their blood allowed. Be normal for once and pick an actual ingredient.

For me, I think my Hellhound wife would be partial to these Chipotle en Adobo, She'd love the perfect mix of spicy, sweet, and smoky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:51:47 2015 No.14175191 >>14175183 Her blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:52:31 2015 No.14175194 >>14175183 Is spit/drool a love juice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:55:10 2015 No.14175207 >>14175183 Mustard powder. What you picked aren't very secret. You can see them in the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:57:02 2015 No.14175215 >>14175207 I meant "secret" as in the thing they always put in the food they make.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:57:55 2015 No.14175221 >>14175170 Mine are just random bullshit I am lucky if I can remember in the morning. Upside, haven't had a nightmare in ages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 03:59:02 2015 No.14175224 >>14175183 Her own molasses. Or does that count as love juices/blood since it's a dormouse?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:13:13 2015 No.14175255

>>14175089
It could. It could also involve rimming, such as one of my favorite pieces of Tharja fanart...

Though in this case, rather than a 69-style orientation, I was thinking a more dominant posture, which would have her head resting against your stomach. Not quite as interesting, but there is a certain appeal to it. Only thing I've ever seen it in was one doujin by INAZUMA though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:16:59 2015 No.14175263 >>14175255 But anon, a keyhole sweater doesn't have a hole below. If you want to rest her head on your stomach, you'll have to grind your dick on the top of her boobs or try to bend it downwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:20:24 2015 No.14175272 I want to put a chastity belt on a Raiju and make her shlick with her ass only!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:23:07 2015 No.14175279 >>14175272 I like the way you think. But when do you let her rape you with her well trained ass pussy?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:23:38 2015 No.14175281

all this talk about nightmares reminds me of a talk i had with a friend when i first found the MGE

>"I don't see how you not like the nightmare."
>"its a horse"
>"forget that part! the profile says it's possible to tame one! think about it! you could teach her to screw with peoples dreams in a non-sexual way!"
>"Why?"
>"Why not? this is a chance for delicious evil and our not tacking it!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:26:37 2015 No.14175288 >>14175281 You talked to a friend about anime fetish porn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:28:34 2015 No.14175291 >>14175288 why yes, yes i do

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:28:35 2015 No.14175292 >>14175281 What is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:28:36 2015 No.14175293 >>14175279 I would like to test an MG's endurance by making them wear chastity belts until they break it off and rape me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:29:49 2015 No.14175297 >>14175293 For science?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:30:07 2015 No.14175298 >>14175292 It appears he has severe autism.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:32:03 2015 No.14175305

>>14175279
Well, I expect her to probably beg for it, bent over and spreading her hole, giving me a seductive look while her ass drools, waiting for something to come and fill it.

her well developed asshole and rectum can probably milk even better through random contractions from her pleasure induced electric shocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:32:09 2015 No.14175306 >>14175292 Many things out of my friends i like to believe i have the least "issues"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:32:45 2015 No.14175309 >>14175306 Anon, just stop talking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:36:23 2015 No.14175318 File: 93 KB, 620x877, Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175309 meh, you cant stop me, switching gears, anyone got a fun story about a wurm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:39:17 2015 No.14175328 >>14175297 Um.. yeah for science, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:39:41 2015 No.14175330 >>14175288 >not showing MGE and this thread to all yo bros and hos in da klub

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:41:23 2015 No.14175336 >>14175318 There is that one where some buff knight uses his wurm daughter as a very deadly weapon. That was pretty silly, even if they were prominent side characters. Don't have a link though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:46:33 2015 No.14175353 >>14175263 Yes, that's the point. I'm talking about something like http://exhentai.org/s/8a46fa93ac/314889-15

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:50:36 2015 No.14175363 >>14175330 Every time we talk about MGE a friend asks "is there a hedgehog girl yet?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:57:53 2015 No.14175377 >>14175363 I'm afraid to ask but, does he need to go fast?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:58:19 2015 No.14175379 >>14175363 You think that's annoying? My mom keeps gnawing at me asking when the Blood Dragon profile comes out for her to self-insert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:02:21 2015 No.14175389 >>14175377 that pun was bad and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:05:03 2015 No.14175397 reminder that humpty eggs are for harvesting only, and should only be cultivated for their slime jelly. which should then be used to fill bellies well past their recommended capacity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:13:43 2015 No.14175406 >>14175379 I'm annoyed at how curios I am about this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:27:33 2015 No.14175419 File: 4 KB, 201x160, 1409513372461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175379

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:33:24 2015 No.14175421 >>14175419 Pretty much how I exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:35:35 2015 No.14175424 >>14175421 >>14175379 Is your mom single? just askin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:40:19 2015 No.14175426 File: 10 KB, 267x200, Explain yourself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175379 there has to be a story behind that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:41:02 2015 No.14175427 >>14175379 >Mom >Into Monster Girls >Dragons at that >Blood Dragons at that I-...what...hu-This. >>14175419 How does that even come up?

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Sat Oct 3 05:41:34 2015 No.14175429
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http://pastebin.com/HjmWaLVi

Fixed the last monster girl couples story involving the demon girl. Will continue nureonago stalker next thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:42:23 2015 No.14175430 >>14175424 Nah man, and she isn't your average non-aging delicious ara ara~ing CC either. I must say though, she does look fairly better than most women in her age... Fuck it, drop the topic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:43:37 2015 No.14175432 File: 846 KB, 300x181, delishous Evil.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175281 >"Why not? this is a chance for delicious evil and our not tacking it!" Gotta admit,thats got me thinking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:45:12 2015 No.14175437 >>14175430 Nope, you have said too much this shit will be here for a while

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:13:22 2015 No.14175466 >>14175429 Good timing, you know who is probably sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:16:04 2015 No.14175468 >>14175429 Neat, I'm in the mood for some jell-o.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:18:28 2015 No.14175472 less changed his commission preview Before haohi was in each picture smiling but now she's just glaring poor haohi

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:22:40 2015 No.14175479 >>14175472 He's embracing her being a bitch, as things should be. I want to be looked down on by a bitchy angel as she gives a foodjob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:26:32 2015 No.14175486 >>14175479 I'm sad Haohi's smile is gone But damn if I don't want her to deride me and step on me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:28:05 2015 No.14175488 >>14175479 >I want to be looked down on I suggest Sekimen Shoujo CG sets. They're the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:49:44 2015 No.14175507 >>14175488 >They're the best. You weren't kidding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:53:26 2015 No.14175509 >>14174245 >Light Yandere Muscled up Kesaran Pasaran who kidnaps me It's not deluxe, but with me being kidnapped and all that. Actually, how the fuck do I get kidnapped by something so small?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 06:54:43 2015 No.14175513 >>14175509 Why do you think she got so buff anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:02:38 2015 No.14175523 File: 195 KB, 850x1213, elf11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tolkien is a hack and LOTR is severely overrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:08:35 2015 No.14175531 >>14175523 >Hack nice meme opinion. The man is godlike at worldbuilding, and whilst you can't relate to his characters as people, they all feel like you're reading the trials of legends, and that's a pretty cool thing,

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:08:43 2015 No.14175532
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>>14175523
I agree. He's inconsistent, often throws out established whenever he feels like it and there's better fantasy writers/settings out there.
He did give the world Elves though so he's okay for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:36:32 2015 No.14175587 I want an Eastern Monster Girl with Chin-Li Hairbuns!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:40:23 2015 No.14175589 >>14175587 Eastern Cheshire with Chun-Li hair, a china dress and 10/10 thighs. I'd sell my soul for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:40:48 2015 No.14175590 >>14175532 And Dwarves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:43:50 2015 No.14175594 File: 129 KB, 520x467, NEVER SAY NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175589 >Memecat >not Ren Xiongmao >not Hinezumi >not literally any mist continent girl instead of Memecat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:44:23 2015 No.14175596 >>14175532 >He did give the world Elves Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:45:31 2015 No.14175599 >>14175594 She's only licking her lips for Bamboo! And I'm not talking about a Euphemism for my Penis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:47:25 2015 No.14175601 File: 176 KB, 1024x1392, anubis__noogie__monster_girl_encyclopedia__by_temjin01-d5ja4uo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anubis is the best!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:49:46 2015 No.14175605 File: 113 KB, 894x894, Comi_47_by_p01ntless-d8p4kql.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175594 Ren Xiongmao is taken

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:54:29 2015 No.14175609 >>14175601 Man, I see this picture every time I happen upon the anubis' wiki page, and every time I think to myself, "This is one motherfucker who doesn't give a shit about quality benchmarks."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:55:41 2015 No.14175612 >>14175523 You can disagree with his style, but he was not a hack, he didn't write those books for commercial success.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:56:07 2015 No.14175613 File: 375 KB, 1781x1770, trollface_lilim_by_temjin01-d4szse0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175609 You say it like it's a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:57:28 2015 No.14175616 >>14175613 that looks horrifying

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:58:01 2015 No.14175617

>>14175590
I wish MGE Dwarves were around the same size as Goblins, they're disgusting as they are right now.
>>14175594
But that's boring, why go for the predictable and safe option when you can go for something unusual. Like why have a Kiki maid when you could just as easily hire a Shirohebi maid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:58:34 2015 No.14175618 >>14175601 >>14175613 Please...please stop. I'm nauseated enough as it is... >>14175596 He's the one credited with taking a lot of generic fae and turning them into the more unique fantasy creatures we're familiar with today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:59:02 2015 No.14175619 >>14175601 Is this the same guy who done the honey badger and weresheep pic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:03:11 2015 No.14175623 File: 143 KB, 419x600, Lilim_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] now that i think about it, Its been a while since I've seen the original profile lilim. any thing recent with lilim's in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:04:58 2015 No.14175628 >>14175623 ELH's Adventures of Magma pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:08:19 2015 No.14175632 File: 186 KB, 1024x948, inquisitor_george_by_temjin01-d8g16xc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175613 Same artist

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:14:28 2015 No.14175640 >>14175617 >why go for the predictable and safe option when you can go for something unusual Exactly, so why use Memecat for yet another thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:20:41 2015 No.14175651 >>14175640 Was either going to be that or a Hellhound for that kind of costume, the rest of my favourites don't have a body type suited to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:22:15 2015 No.14175656 >>14175632 Okay, I don't even know 40K, but I don't think I need to in order to find that one funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:24:28 2015 No.14175660 >>14171342 How many stories do we have where the human is the dangerous sex pervert and the MGs are the victims?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:34:08 2015 No.14175677

>>14175660
I'd like one where a man forces himself on a monster with the misunderstanding that all monsters are into that kind of thing and she keeps trying to convince him otherwise. He writes it off as her being into rape play and stays unconvinced until she bursts into tears at her hymen being torn.

Might work with a cute and sheltered lizard girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:35:46 2015 No.14175680 >>14175677 Better get on that, then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:40:34 2015 No.14175694 >>14175623 ELH's recent one has a lilim, cant remember her name then there was that green text, dont have a link for that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:48:49 2015 No.14175709 >>14174773 What the hell do you even use a Walrus Girl for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:50:37 2015 No.14175712 >>14175709 Sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:51:03 2015 No.14175713 >>14175709 Well you can talk to her. Talk of many things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:51:42 2015 No.14175714 >>14175709 >>14175713 Of sails, of ships, of sealing wax? Of cabbages and kings?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:52:13 2015 No.14175716 >>14175709 for the Walrus pit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:53:10 2015 No.14175720 >>14175714 I heard she's really into carpenters but they kinda bicker a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:55:34 2015 No.14175727 >>14175720 I suppose we could set up a seaside date for them, romantic like, with oysters and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:55:52 2015 No.14175728 >>14174773 I want to lounge around a small body of water with a nice walrus or sea cow girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:08:03 2015 No.14175740 >>14175728 I want to cuddle a Walrus girl and lay against her on a beach

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:10:21 2015 No.14175743 >>14174773 I wanna brush her tusks after giving her a nice meal to add to her blubber!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:16:10 2015 No.14175751 >>14175743 Please Anon, she already gets made fun of by the mermaids. You know what they call her? A sea cow!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:17:32 2015 No.14175752 >>14175751 Well that's good! She can be friends with my land cow!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:18:12 2015 No.14175754 >>14175752 The Walrus and the Holstie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:18:45 2015 No.14175755 >>14175752 >Walrus girls are the holsts of the sea. Surf and turf milk drinking while they get drilled by Anon when

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:19:40 2015 No.14175756 >>14175755 But then what about Dugongs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:21:08 2015 No.14175757 >>14175756 They can join in too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:27:07 2015 No.14175763 >>14175628 Magma pussy eh? that sounds hot! ...sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:29:17 2015 No.14175765 >>14175763 My sides are in meltdown

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:38:45 2015 No.14175773 File: 1.12 MB, 2466x3467, 43323317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are chuunis, mojos and loligoths so good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:42:32 2015 No.14175775 >>14175765 I think I need to cooldown

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:44:19 2015 No.14175778 >>14175775 You're too hotheaded, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:45:22 2015 No.14175780 >>14170787 That cat's gonna get molested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:48:01 2015 No.14175783 >>14175778 Landing this thread with many survivors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:55:09 2015 No.14175789 >>14170787 >>14175780 Ara ara cats with fat tats are the best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:00:51 2015 No.14175800 File: 118 KB, 450x450, 8176080_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175789 You know they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:04:51 2015 No.14175806 File: 384 KB, 975x750, 03099bda9001d0ea70be2f6d61aecf3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cat tat fats, you say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:05:44 2015 No.14175807 File: 244 KB, 722x1024, Selkie_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Selkies don't get enough love, I want to hold her mitten hands and walk along a winter beach with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:07:12 2015 No.14175809 >>14175807 >Literal cosplay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:10:24 2015 No.14175815 >>14175806 Woah, Koma sure filled out with age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:12:55 2015 No.14175819 >>14175807 >that plushie face on the hood UMR pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:16:06 2015 No.14175823 >>14175815 You know what they say about wine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:17:58 2015 No.14175828 >>14175807 I really like that expression. Also, those side images of Selkies are pretty good, but the fact that they are legitimately cosplay tier is largely a turnoff. That zipper.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:20:57 2015 No.14175833 >>14175819 Don't you mean Venom Umaru?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:22:06 2015 No.14175835 >>14175828 >That zipper. It's like he's trying to say "Remember. Cosplay."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:44:10 2015 No.14175882 >>14175694 ilothe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:01:16 2015 No.14175936 File: 117 KB, 600x480, 015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So ded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:05:23 2015 No.14175955 >>14175936 [Zombified human noises] Yabbah my icing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:05:45 2015 No.14175958 File: 172 KB, 512x384, 1443884745934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dont Forget guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:06:41 2015 No.14175961 >>14175882 Ah yes, that's the one Do like the artwork they got for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:12:32 2015 No.14175979 >>14175936 I want to shoot my cum into a zombie girl's eye socket.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:14:22 2015 No.14175989 >>14175979 I want to shoot my cum inside and all over a zombie girl. Might need to give her a thorough shower before huuuugs though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:19:19 2015 No.14176002 >>14175936 Be quiet I'm watching esports. >You will never watch esports with a gazer >You will never use betting on results as a way to decide dominance that night

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:27:09 2015 No.14176018 File: 61 KB, 600x400, 50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176002 >Watching esports

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:28:57 2015 No.14176021 I wanna harness the power of Wurms to provide energy to homes and businesses and become an energy tycoon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:32:14 2015 No.14176029 >>14176021 Raijus are a safer energy source.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:35:01 2015 No.14176035 File: 15 KB, 155x182, 1403629576154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176018 Well it's that or attempt to write and the more excuses I have for not being productive the better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:36:56 2015 No.14176039 >>14176035 At least play vidya yourself instead of watching people "play" rigged games. I'm watching some Artanis gameplay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:36:59 2015 No.14176040 >>14176035 Write about Gazers. We've yet to get a mean and confident Gazer story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:44:43 2015 No.14176056 >>14176029 You would get thousands, maybe millions times more energy from a wurm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:45:40 2015 No.14176060 >>14176040 I want a Gazer to confess her love to me just so I can tell her that monoeyes are shit and make her cry. Then when she starts crying I'll kiss her and say multi-eyes are best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:50:08 2015 No.14176066 >try to get into writefagging >sit down and write the first paragraph >realize that there's already going to be too much fantasy and too little MGs Well, looks like I'm not going to become a writefag any time soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:50:55 2015 No.14176068 >>14176060 I want to tell a cocky Gazer that monoeyes disgust me and get hypnotized and made to worship her slimy monoeye body for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:50:56 2015 No.14176069 >>14176060 I want to train a chubby jinko cub into a mean, lean, fighting machine!

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:56:43 2015 No.14176078

>>14176040
I've actually wanted to do something like that for a while, an extremely mean Gazer who captures a guy who's terrified of her. She spends her time toying with her prey, abusing his fear of her and insulting him in every way possible before using her hypnosis.

Only things that put me off doing it is that my dialogue comes across as cringe worthy when I read it back and it'd probably lean a bit more towards the brainwashing side than people would like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:57:06 2015 No.14176079 >>14176002 >Gazer actually bets on NaVi >NaVi winning anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:58:25 2015 No.14176082 Speaking of games. Your waifu plays the last video game you've played, does she enjoy it? Does she ask you to play? What would change if it was made in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:59:04 2015 No.14176085 >>14176066 Wannabe fantasy authors are super popular here though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:00:38 2015 No.14176087 >>14176078 Yeah, I can see how some would get their panties in a serious twist over that. Though personally I love the idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:03:24 2015 No.14176094 >>14176082 >Ushi-Oni plays Kancolle She probably wouldn't see the point of it, too much focus on cute girls and not enough action.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:05:07 2015 No.14176098 >>14176094 True but it would give her new ideas for who she should dress up as in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:08:10 2015 No.14176103 >>14176069 At the end of every match she'll turn to you with her eyes beaming with a smile ear to ear because she loves nothing more than to make you proud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:09:15 2015 No.14176105 >>14176098 That's fine with me if she decides to dress up as Bismarck. Actually that's more than fine, why did I not think of this before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:11:31 2015 No.14176108 >>14176103 That's where I give her a thumbs up, a grin, and, in the privacy of the washroom the victory ear scratches I've been giving her since she was little. >>14176105 Exactly. Go forth and feel shame at not thinking of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:16:39 2015 No.14176112 >>14176108 Breaking news, champion and coach caught in the middle of scandalous ear starching after fight!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:16:45 2015 No.14176113 >>14176082 Yeti paws are too big and meaty for controllers, but I do play a lot of racing games with a G27. I'll let her play Initial D Extreme Stage and she'll get addicted to eurobeat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:21:23 2015 No.14176118 >>14176113 You know, I bet they'd make controls for BIG MEATY PAWS so she can play. Also, prepare for cuddling to eurobeat. >>14176112 Hey, it helps her relax and is a good prize for a girl who give's it her all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:31:54 2015 No.14176130 File: 258 KB, 1116x1647, confirmed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think of this loli vampire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:34:56 2015 No.14176134 >>14176130 Grade A semen receptacle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:35:04 2015 No.14176135 >>14176130 Hair needs ruffling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:37:19 2015 No.14176137 >>14176118 Coach admits to accusations, flaunts degenerate behavior!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:37:40 2015 No.14176138 >>14176130 Looks like an NTR slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:38:09 2015 No.14176139 >>14176130 Eh. Vampires need to be classy women with classy assets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:38:47 2015 No.14176143 >>14176082 >salamander playing guilty gear XRD wont stop singing "ride the fire"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:39:19 2015 No.14176145 >>14176130 Is that Kizu? Please let it be Kizu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:39:29 2015 No.14176147 >>14176139 Yes. CC vampires who you can't be sure if you love or fear more are the best vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:40:18 2015 No.14176149 >>14176130 Well, it's a loli who happens to be a vampire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:40:35 2015 No.14176151 File: 222 KB, 300x450, Mina-tepes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176130 This one is better

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:42:18 2015 No.14176155 >>14176130 Better with long hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:42:22 2015 No.14176156 >>14176130 Best laugh, her adult form is waifu material. >>14176145 Confirmed for Janurary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdtWrE9bF8

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:43:27 2015 No.14176159 >>14176151 Now that one deserves a stake through her cold, dead heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:45:21 2015 No.14176164 What Monster Girl can play a mean Synthesizer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:46:48 2015 No.14176168 >>14176156 KIZUFINALLY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:46:58 2015 No.14176169 File: 126 KB, 1440x810, confirmed 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176139 She has that too. >>14176145 Oishi Tatsuya

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:47:04 2015 No.14176170 >>14176164 Tentacle

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:48:34 2015 No.14176174 >>14176087 >>14176078 Getting your panties in a twist over brainwashing? Isn't the entire MGE based around brainwashing women into literal semen demons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:49:09 2015 No.14176175 File: 192 KB, 631x850, 667e3841e3d2f07f4d4b556aaed521a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176130 Fucking finally Though everyone probably read Kizu by this time

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:49:15 2015 No.14176176 >>14176137 The only degeneracy here is that my fighter is still unmarried! She's almost 20 and not one man has put a ring on her! Seriously! I could use her abs to iron my clothes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:51:03 2015 No.14176179 >>14176143 I think she's trying to tell you something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:51:43 2015 No.14176181 >>14176174 Everybody is fucking brainwashed in some way in MGE if you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:52:23 2015 No.14176183 >>14176170 Now what Monster Girl can play some smooth background guitar riffs to accompany her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:54:25 2015 No.14176185 >>14176183 Raiju, going by her profile she's good with her fingers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:54:48 2015 No.14176187 >>14176176 Coach confirmed for engaging in forniphilia play with young champion! Alludes to intent of marrying her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:55:35 2015 No.14176189 >>14176174 Personally I don't mind it but there's people who'll try and kick up a shit storm about it at even the slightest mention. Remember the shitstorm over Cupids?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:56:00 2015 No.14176191 >>14176187 >Coach I THOUGHT THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANCING OUR ASSES

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:56:31 2015 No.14176194 >>14176183 Gandharva

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:57:00 2015 No.14176195 >>14175828 The actual IRL myth is cosplay tier though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:57:14 2015 No.14176196 >>14176189 Pretty much this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:58:38 2015 No.14176202 >>14176187 Hey, the champ is a fine, fine girl but she needs someone younger than an old dog like me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:59:33 2015 No.14176205 File: 453 KB, 702x530, pffft.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176189 There was a shitstorm over CUPIDS!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:01:20 2015 No.14176210 >>14176205 Probably the arrow shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:01:34 2015 No.14176211 >>14176205 >"How dare that bitch make me care for someone I want to be a loner and never have a relationship" It wasn't far off that which is amusing considering the setting we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:01:59 2015 No.14176215 >>14176205 That girl's pretty qt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:02:47 2015 No.14176218 >>14176202 Coach dismisses the champion as immature little girl, young Jinko in tears!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:04:11 2015 No.14176220 File: 1002 KB, 800x600, perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176215 Bruh you ain't seen nothin' yet. >you will never save her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:05:04 2015 No.14176221 >>14176210 I used to hate Cupids like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:05:09 2015 No.14176222 File: 286 KB, 1111x1555, 1409435576352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176082 >Wight playing Kirby: Triple Deluxe No problem there. Fuck me, I should really focus on getting all the keychains and 100%'ing that thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:06:18 2015 No.14176223 >>14176082 Yeah, She might enjoy Undertale

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:06:19 2015 No.14176224

>>14176218
Now that is just a tabloid level attack.

I will have you know that the champ has never approached me in such a manner and has, as far as I can tell, shown no romantic interest in me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and take her home so she can rest up for the next fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:07:03 2015 No.14176225 >>14176221 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443892000355.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:07:30 2015 No.14176227 >>14176222 Hopebiscuit does some pretty nice designs, shame he/she is a whiny cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:09:49 2015 No.14176231 >>14176227 I'm not exactly familiar with that artist, but I suppose I dodged a bullet since I look at an artist for their personality more than their artwork.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:18:36 2015 No.14176259 >>14176221 Why are you alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:22:32 2015 No.14176265 I just wanted to say that I finally started to watch the monster musume animu and that my heart and my boner have reached unprecedented levels somehow. Thank you random anon for the links, carry on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:23:38 2015 No.14176270 >>14176265 Thank /a/, not us. The manga is terrible and the show is worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:24:01 2015 No.14176271 >>14176265 >Watching the EMG anime >Actually liking the EMG anime >Liking EMG at all Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:25:50 2015 No.14176274 >>14176270 Might be, but I don't have anything better to do >>14176271 It's too late to stop me anon, it always was too late

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:25:59 2015 No.14176276 >>14176265 Is this the hot new bait?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:28:26 2015 No.14176281 >>14176274 Fuck off to /a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:30:05 2015 No.14176287 >>14176276 Wish I was bait, I just have trouble catching up with thread's new hot shit/hate list because no internets at home so... Guess I'll just lurk until I get my own internet and can catch up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:31:46 2015 No.14176289 >>14176270 >>14176271 >>14176276 How dares people to like things we don't, uh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:32:21 2015 No.14176292 I want to do something impossible and try to make a harem filled with a monstergirl from every single species in the world

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:33:43 2015 No.14176293 If EMG was just a collection of short stories about different monster girls with their homestays like Crabman's previous work it would have been significantly better. But at the same time no way would it have sold well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:34:02 2015 No.14176294 >>14176082 >Dragon playing Night Warriors she'd probably get pretty competitive but also upset her race wasn't represented in it this is why we need a proper monster girl fighter

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:35:32 2015 No.14176296 >>14176292 Think about your pelvis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:36:03 2015 No.14176299 >>14176293 I still wonder how it's making its way to the NYT bestsellers lists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:36:31 2015 No.14176301 >>14176289 Hey man, I was just stating my opinion. If you base your self worth on how much another person likes something you like, that's your problem, not mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:36:39 2015 No.14176302 >>14176292 Cheat using your Bicorn herd. one Bicorn will get you 5 girls. I'd expect a visit from the Demon Lord though, she'd be curious what you're up to

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:38:17 2015 No.14176304 >>14176299 Man, don't remind of that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:47:58 2015 No.14176315 >>14176082 >dragon playing monster hunter probably would play just to prove her might against the elder dragons or for home consoles >dragon playing dynasty warriors gundam reborn as dragons are known for raiding, id think she would enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:50:02 2015 No.14176317 >>14176299 Didn't it beat bleach and attack on titan to get there too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:51:29 2015 No.14176320 >>14176317 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:57:35 2015 No.14176326 >>14176320 Woah the charm of both those manges was lost quite early for me, but even then, EMG is a weird choice. Then again, i like naruto and its ending, so what do i know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:21:37 2015 No.14176390 >>14176326 You know nothing Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:24:48 2015 No.14176400 >>14176390 Nothing! He knows NOTHING!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:24:52 2015 No.14176401 >>14176390 well amongst my friends im know as the "info sage" a title i havent really held up recently

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:26:53 2015 No.14176408 >>14176400 He saw nothing, he heard nothing, he knows nothing! >>14176401 I can see why!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:27:19 2015 No.14176410 >>14176326 >i like naruto You used to get banned for saying this. I miss those times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:29:05 2015 No.14176416 >>14176410 Man, was narutarding that bad on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:30:17 2015 No.14176421 >>14176416 naruto is the mlp of anime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:33:22 2015 No.14176427 >>14176416 Yes, it was bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:35:10 2015 No.14176431 >>14176416 Before the dark times Before the Hiro attacked

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:36:23 2015 No.14176435 >>14176421 I wouldn't go that far We didn't get a whole fucking section for it now did we? Naruto is ok, not my fav but likeable. but to compare it to MLP is like comparing the common cold to ass cancer Narutards were bad, bronies were fuckin evil

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:37:05 2015 No.14176440

>If you had known then what you know now, would you still have chosen this path?
>Probably.
>Even after six years, you aren't sure you'd give it up
>Every job has its pros and cons, right?
>Right.
>There are definitely things you love about this job and wouldn't want to just throw away
>Manual labor has always been very therapeutic for you, and six years of all sorts of tasks as well as a strict workout regimen have given you a powerful, fit physique
>Your official job title is 'Handyman' but you're really more of a groundskeeper
>You are in charge of keeping the several acres of land inside the borders of the shrine that employs you looking nice and healthy; that includes mowing, weeding, raking, and some minor security monitoring
>Sure the place has a fantastically calm, soothing aura, but it is right next to downtown MGC.
>You often find yourself having to shoo away drunk Succubi who pass out on the lawn, or that one homeless Cheshire who likes to hang about in the cherry trees and flash anyone who happens to walk by
>You also have to fix anything inside the shrine that might need fixing

>This place is like an oasis in the middle of the city; it is thickly veiled by tall trees and warding enchantments on all sides, but those are really just to keep the shrine feeling authentic and separate from the city
>There are almost always at least one or two visitors around when the place is open
>The second you first stepped through the gate bordered by an rectangular, shingled arch, you felt as though you had been transported through time several hundred years to ancient Japan
>Everything inside the grounds is built in the stereotypical style that one would think of when thinking of old Japanese shrines; square tiered towers, open courtyards and incredibly beautiful landscaping
>Even though you've lived here since you started working, the sudden transition between the quiet, picturesque shrine and the bustling city right outside is a little jarring

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:38:19 2015 No.14176443 >>14176416 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:39:10 2015 No.14176446 >>14176440 I like it, please continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:40:03 2015 No.14176449 >>14176440 Snake time?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:42:49 2015 No.14176458

>>14176326
I'm pretty sure everyone loved the ending. It's the best thing that happened in naruto
Best girl winning in anime is rare as fuck. Especially quiet dere stalker girls never ever win
And shit violent tsundere is a single mother on welfare
Even the one of the most famous guro artist is doing nothing but the purest hand-holding sex for procreation with lots of blushing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:43:38 2015 No.14176463 >>14176449 I bet kitsune

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:43:50 2015 No.14176464

>>14176443
a shame really
a lot of meh-cool anime get killed by a oppressive fanbase
its how I fell about evengelion and attack on titan, and it allmost killed gurren lagann for me too.

lucky we dont have to deal with that when it comes to monster girls right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:44:38 2015 No.14176470 >>14176464 >lucky we dont have to deal with that when it comes to monster girls right? Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:44:48 2015 No.14176471 >>14176464 >lucky we dont have to deal with that when it comes to monster girls right? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:45:49 2015 No.14176475 >>14176464 welcome to die

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:45:59 2015 No.14176476 >>14176470 >>14176471 Yeah i know, i made a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:47:01 2015 No.14176478 >>14176464 >gurren lagann Baby's first mech show and a poor man's Gunbuster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:52:10 2015 No.14176494 >>14176458 "best girl doesnt win" is why i dislike harems Love hina and familiar of zero, for example have MC's with shit taste and sakura... hated that bitch. I'd send a mind flayer her way in a heartbeat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:52:55 2015 No.14176498 >>14176151 But she loves a Monster Boy, doesn't that automatically make her haram here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:53:39 2015 No.14176500 >>14176464 >lucky we dont have to deal with that when it comes to monster girls right? Monster Musume has somehow gained a following of elitists since our exile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:55:55 2015 No.14176505 >>14176500 how so?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:56:08 2015 No.14176507 >>14176458 I think everyone loved the ending mainly because it fucking ended.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:57:51 2015 No.14176512 >>14176505 "animeonlyfag" vs. "mangafag" slappyfights

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:57:58 2015 No.14176513 >>14176507 compared to bleach and one piece both of theme are energizer bunnys that need to fucking stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:00:15 2015 No.14176517 >>14176464 Naruto is shit, not like it was only the fanbase the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:00:39 2015 No.14176520 >>14176512 Ah, ok then Im out of touch with the manga last I saw the spiders original home stay person showed up or something like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:00:59 2015 No.14176521 >>14176513 >One Piece Somehow, I honestly don't mind it. It's gone on forever, and yet I still adore it. Looking forward to whatever adventures take place on the back of a giant elephant. >Bleach On the other hand, needed to end like, 5 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:01:16 2015 No.14176524 >>14176512 That happens with every adaptation ever.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:02:38 2015 No.14176534

>>14176440
>The actual work you do is good too, it is so easy to lose yourself in a task and usually come out feeling relaxed and refreshed when you're done
>Usually.
>As slow and peaceful as your life is when you're busy and working, the times when you're not doing anything have gotten a bit annoying
>It's like they know.
>The Shirohebi, every single one, seems to know the second you stop working for the day
>A little more than two dozen of the white snakes live and work here as you do, some work solely as priestesses while others have some cooking or cleaning or management duties as well
>Almost all of them are in the same family too; only a select few outsiders are allowed to become priestesses here

>Some of the Shirohebi are married of course, but all of them live in the small complex of apartments at the far back of the shrine
>Your living quarters are almost at the front of the shrine to allow you to monitor and patrol the single entrance more easily
>That is completely fine with you, there's no telling what would happen if you lived right next to a bunch of sheltered, single monstergirls, all with the high likelihood of going yandere
>Even living so far away from them, you are woken up by one of them tapping at your windows or knocking at your door or calling out your name far too often
>It's gotten really old.

>You've learned how to deal with somewhat though, if you manage to ignore them for long enough the'll get bored and frustrated before just giving up
>Even early on, you knew that any recognition could instantly land you with a new wife
>The single priestesses aren't the only ones to watch out for though, even the married ones will try to hook you up with one of her sisters or cousins
>The head priestess had told you as much

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:02:38 2015 No.14176535 >>14176512 It's hilarious considering the anime was literally a 1:1 of the manga with the only exception being skipping over the polt chapters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:05:00 2015 No.14176544 >>14176521 >On the other hand, needed to end like, 5 years ago. >yfw the "final arc" started over 3 years ago and is probably only like 70% done at best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:05:10 2015 No.14176546 >>14176507 Nah, people celebrated mostly because best girl won. Even those who dropped it years ago cheered >>14176513 Bleach should have ended on Aizen. Even japs don't care about it and it's someone in the 10~ place in Jump

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:08:03 2015 No.14176556

>>14176517
I will accept your opinion, even if i disagree
the problem lies with rabid fans shoving things everywhere causing even neutral people to hate it

its like the alp problem on this thread. I think Alps are the worst thing in MGE, but other people like them. and i didn't mind that till they got thrown into every other joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:08:33 2015 No.14176560 >>14176544 >70% They've only fought 2 of the "Final Boss Team". There's like, 6 of them. If we're that far in, I'd be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:08:59 2015 No.14176562 >>14176130 >They cut her hair This short hair fetish they have has gone too far. Is there any girl in that show left that has long hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:10:28 2015 No.14176569 >>14176562 It's prequel. About how Arararagi became a vampire in the first place and met Oshino

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:10:47 2015 No.14176573 >>14176534 >The single priestesses aren't the only ones to watch out for though, even the married ones will try to hook you up with one of her sisters or cousins They sound like total fembros.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:12:06 2015 No.14176578 >TFW find myself playing shitty vidya over writing all day every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:12:07 2015 No.14176579 >>14176560 >implying after killing YHWH it won't have some stupid twist like "urahara was the main villain all along" and it will drag on for another 3~ years

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:12:07 2015 No.14176580 >>14176544 I've not read it since they beat aizen I've heard ichigo is the jhon cena of anime, is that true?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:12:14 2015 No.14176582 >>14176464 >its how I fell about evengelion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:12:26 2015 No.14176585 >>14176440 this sounds comfy, keep going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:13:38 2015 No.14176594 >>14176573 >They try to hook you up with yandere's >When you really don't want them to >Fembros

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:13:44 2015 No.14176596

>>14176579
That or they'll just fight Aizen again since they let him out. Or maybe he'll go all "I'm totally an aloof but loyal ally now." like Orochimaru.

>>14176580
Since when was John Cena a superhuman, nonsensical chimera of all know supernatural species?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:13:51 2015 No.14176597 >>14176569 Ah, alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:16:47 2015 No.14176601 >>14176594 I like yanderes, so it works out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:18:09 2015 No.14176603 >>14176596 >Aizen Oh, yeah, I forgot they released that faggot. Even fucking captain shota is alive again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:18:09 2015 No.14176604 >>14176596 >nonsensical chimera of all known supernatural species Are you telling me he's a got fucking quincy powers now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:18:29 2015 No.14176605 >>14176594 >and their gardens grow over the tombs of unfaithful men truly, yandere a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:19:15 2015 No.14176607 >>14176604 No, he had them all along His mother is a quincy And Zangetsu is literally a quincy god

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:19:29 2015 No.14176608

>>14176560
>They sort of repelled the initial invasion
>1st captain died
>Ichigo training montage which included him going back home and learning about everything from his father
>Aizen made a triumphant return only to vanish completely 2 weeks later
>And suddenly, Ukitake...
>Zombie captains
>The 4 bitches job to Ichigo who leaves again immediately after
>Unohana died for literally no reason
>Zaraki powered up so he could job
>A quincy or two joined the good guys only to job
>That one fag died because he imagined too hard
>Mayuri took 2 months to beat someone and then took a nap because his daughter died
>Grimmjow appeared and then ran off, probably to job
So a bit happened, problem is that it was a whole lot of nothing.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:21:28 2015 No.14176617

>>14176534
>From the first time you met and were interviewed by that old, grandmotherly Shirohebi, you knew she had her head on straight
>You don't exactly know how old she is, but from what you can tell it's at least a few hundred years
>At least five generations of daughters work here
>There are rumors that she once worked at a shrine in whatever place that monstergirls originally came from
>Whatever her history, the old snake has an uncanny sense of what it takes to keep her shrine running smoothly
>You haven't seen her since that first time you met her though, but you know she is still around
>You sort of understand why that is; not ever seeing her makes her seem like a supernatural, maybe even godlike presence
>Her rules are absolute and any transgressions will not be tolerated
>You thought you had gotten off easy with the single rule she assigned for you on your first day, but as time progressed you realized how difficult it could be to follow

>Don't get married, or you lose your job.

>You aren't ready to get married yet for sure, but men don't have very much say in the matter all too often
>Lately, you've even taken to cooking your own food
>You just can't take the chance of eating something that was made with one of a Shirohebi's many 'secret ingredients'
>Usually the unnatural smell or odd, pink hue to a dish were a massive tip off, but you just want to be sure
>Like a lot of other things, tasting one of the snakes' 'secret ingredients' automatically makes you their husband
>It's a constant battle of remaining as distant as possible from the Shirohebi and hoping to hell that you don't slip up
>So far so good, but being so closed off and emotionless all the time has really taken its toll on you
>You have become rather lonely lately, maybe that's why you keep getting lost in thought all the time
>Fuck, you're doing it again.

>You blink several times to bring your focus back to the task in front of you
>This wall isn't going to paint itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:22:17 2015 No.14176619 File: 46 KB, 361x541, 1434251770281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you have ghosts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:22:28 2015 No.14176620 >>14176596 >Since when was John Cena a superhuman, nonsensical chimera of all know supernatural species? The moment he got Merch Powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:24:09 2015 No.14176624 >>14176619 No, but I will at 6:30 when Kamen Rider Ghost airs. I still don't like the ascetic of that series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:24:37 2015 No.14176627 >>14176607 Jesus, cant rember the last time a anime hero went "ALL THE POWERS!" and let me guess he still wins his fights by bleeding all over the place and then powering up in a bullshit way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:25:06 2015 No.14176629 >>14176617 >You just can't take the chance of eating something that was made with one of a Shirohebi's many 'secret ingredients' Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:25:13 2015 No.14176630 >>14176624 Oh hey, that's what I'm doing too. You can eat shit, that show looks great.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:27:31 2015 No.14176638
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>>14176619
I wish I was haunted by a spooky ghost, although I sometimes think I hear a woman's voice in the next room at times.
I'm probably just losing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:27:38 2015 No.14176639 >>14176630 I'm sorry, the hoodie/jacket seems pointless and the belt is just xbox hueg, and that dumb annoying sounding mascot character.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:27:57 2015 No.14176642

>>14176608
>>Unohana died for literally no reason
>>Zaraki powered up so he could job
That was the most retarded part
>Zaraki beats Unohana
>finally gets bankai so he should be fucking insanely powerful now
>gets one-shoted by the first enemy he encounters
>sent to home

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:29:05 2015 No.14176647 >>14176624 >7 days until the new season of the Garo anime airs Godammit. I at least hope it references Honoo no Kokuin in some way aside from the reuse of seiyuus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:29:42 2015 No.14176648 >>14176642 Man, Bleach's plot sounds retarded. I guess it runs on boobs to stay relevant.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:29:49 2015 No.14176649

>>14176627
He hasn't really fought since then.
He did fuck up hard because his quincy blood made him kill the soul king when he was trying to swing at Ywach, but I'm not sure that counts.
Like someone else said, Zangetsu was a fake, it was Ywach from a thousand years ago trying to influence him. The crazy hollow version of himself was his real shinigami powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:29:53 2015 No.14176650 File: 269 KB, 718x720, slimelewd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are you ready for the future? https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nurfmz1skz1ug737s_720.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:30:15 2015 No.14176652 >>14176639 >Talking shit about Yurusen Yeah her voice is kind of annoying, hopefully she tones it down as the show goes on. I still like those belt sounds though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:30:45 2015 No.14176653 >>14176624 >ascetic It's extremely reclusive and doesn't take kindly to indulgent behavior?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:32:19 2015 No.14176655 File: 529 KB, 900x1200, Alice Mercer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176650 Is she based of an EMG Slime, or is she an "original'?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:33:00 2015 No.14176656 >>14176648 Surprisingly no, there is little to none fanservice nowadays

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:33:11 2015 No.14176657 File: 560 KB, 275x206, beito kikimashita~.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176650 I'll bite, give me the source right this instant

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:33:36 2015 No.14176658 >>14176619 Ghost got back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:34:21 2015 No.14176660 >>14176656 But that was the best part of the series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:36:36 2015 No.14176665 >>14176649 Okay, ill stop there with the bleach talk as its starting to annoy me. thank you for telling me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:36:37 2015 No.14176667 File: 102 KB, 910x1300, Killer Starburst.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176649 >Implying [White] was a Shinigami >Implying this whole goddamned kermuddgin wasn't part of Aizen's keikaku

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:36:45 2015 No.14176668 >>14176657 http://monster-girl-island.tumblr.com/ >>14176655 Original game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:39:30 2015 No.14176676 >>14176668 Damn, that looks neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:45:22 2015 No.14176691 File: 149 KB, 700x804, 1438378807711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No stories of The Knight of the Hug and his companion/mentor Yeti-chan yet Please. It doesn't even have to be smut.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:45:57 2015 No.14176692

>>14176617
>A quick glance at your watch makes you much more alert
>You really have to hurry, tonight is the seasonal banquet for shrine residents only

>The four seasonal banquets are your least favorite times of the year by far, the shrine is closed all day to make preparations and all the priestesses like to let loose
>You can't even hang out with the small group of husbands anymore, even they have begun to tease you about still being single
>They've even begun think your rule is just you making things up in order to avoid marriage
>That part is really aggravating, so you just stay away from them too now

>Your brush drags absently across the wall as you get lost in thought again
>Before you know it, you are out of paint and the wall is basically done
>After a few finishing touches, you descend your ladder and take it and the can of paint back to the tool shed connected to your tiny house
>A Shirohebi priestess rushes past you in the courtyard of the main shrine and drags the tip of her tail across your ass as you pass each other
>You ignore her as usual; lately this one has been after you more than the rest, she is one of the oldest girls still without a husband
>You can almost imagine her look of disappointment at the fact that she failed to get a reaction out of you

>Once you are home, you quickly throw on your only formal uniform and turn right back around for the main building
>You really hate these formal robes, they look far too much like the red and white priestess uniforms that all the Shirohebi wear
>Traditional customs are damn annoying, not to mention the fact that every single fucking snake feels the need to comment on how nice you look, and how similar you are today, and how perfect you'd look in her bed with those robes hanging off your otherwise naked body
>Just a big damn pain in the ass.

I swear this is going somewhere anons, I hate beginnings

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:46:57 2015 No.14176695 >>14176691 >mentor Wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:49:33 2015 No.14176697 >>14176692 I wait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:49:35 2015 No.14176698 >>14176695 From Knight to Master of Hugs, Affection Extraordinaire, the Ayatollah of Snuggle and Rollah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:50:37 2015 No.14176702 >>14176668 Some pretty great designs in there, surprisingly good looking for a 3D monster girl game. Going to be hell waiting for it but as a fan of Kyrieru games I'm used to development hell by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:50:44 2015 No.14176703 >>14176692 Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:51:46 2015 No.14176704 >>14176692 It's fine. I'm just glad I was right. Seems pretty early for you to be here, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:53:48 2015 No.14176709 File: 225 KB, 500x500, C-1-O-Dec15-store-500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...and MGQ was mentioned in the article (but, unfortunately not MGE)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:54:58 2015 No.14176712 >>14176709 >This is a magazine that exists >It has Nisekoi on the cover Wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:55:31 2015 No.14176713 >>14176709 >unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:56:46 2015 No.14176714 >>14176709 >Do we matter No, I don't think so.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:59:30 2015 No.14176718

>>14176709
>Unfortunately
Yes, God forbid they out us for being a despicable lot of autists who bitch and bemoan literally everything from namefaggot drama to the fact that MGE as a whole is a flimsier fantasy setting than Age of Sigmar that the creator tries to divide people on constantly with shit like Cait Sith to pander to the kemono crowds.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:59:38 2015 No.14176719
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I had my first dream with monster girls, it was weird as fuck and had EMG kobolds.

>Go to the bathroom at a school. (I assume I was in highschool again for this dream?)
>Bathroom is unisex for some reason
>Polt went in right before me and used one of the stalls
>Polt's fur was a darkish brown color
>Then a more feral looking "wolf Kobold" type girl with lighter sandy fur came in behind her
>She was walking to a stall too but I started shit-talking/bullying her
>for some reason, in the logic of the dream, I knew that she had been bullying Polt for being racist
>I bully her about bullying Polt and say she's stupid because she's lighter furred than Polt (I guess I was equating fur and skin here, so lighter fur meant more "white"? I have no clue.)
>She stops in her tracks and goes to the urinal beside me and starts peeing like
>She locks eyes with me and doesn't break eye-contact, I'm stunned and begin getting flustered
>She somehow begins aiming her pee up and over the divider and onto my side
>I back up and away from the urinal, not wanting to get peed on, with my dick still out
>She pushes me against the wall and down onto the floor
>She pees on me a bit before finishing
>she then leaned down and said something along the lines of "you're mine now" and exited the bathroom

I'm not into piss or the EMG kobolds either, what the fuck was this?

Have you guys had dreams with MGs yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:59:54 2015 No.14176721 >>14176709 >Unfortunately, the public eye doesn't know about us >Unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:00:03 2015 No.14176722 >>14176714 >No, I don't think so. Too bad, you're on 4chan Welcome to the minority.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:00:11 2015 No.14176723
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>>14176656
>>14176660
There's been some Rukia service a fair bit as of late. That's always nice.

>>14176667
>Ichigo's Dad is a Shinigami
>His Mom was a Quincy
>His Mom got bit by a Hollow [White]
>His dad linked souls with her to keep the Hollow-ness from killing her
>Then they fucked
>Result was a kid with Quincy Blood, and a Fused Shinigami/Hollow

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:00:21 2015 No.14176724 >>14176709 >unfortunately >wanting mass knowledge of MGE >wanting an influx of newfags and even more sjw catching on

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:00:40 2015 No.14176725 >>14176712 It's existed for years, my country has a similar magazine which half filled with asian live action shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:02:29 2015 No.14176729 >>14176723 You forgot he's a Fullbringer too.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:02:36 2015 No.14176730

>>14176723
Except [White] was an artificial Hollow created from Shinigamis en masse like a miniaturized Menos or whatever the fuck the giant towers of souls are called.

If anything, Ichigo is the human reincarnation of [White], which would explain why outside of being the MC he's going to be absolutely bullshit given he's a essentially a Human-Hollow-Shinigami.

He's literally the Me'Dan of Bleach. There, I said it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:02:39 2015 No.14176731 File: 206 KB, 729x1553, 00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176668 It looks nice but >one-man project Kek Like it will ever be finished I'm still waiting for the best monster girl game

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:06:10 2015 No.14176740 File: 122 KB, 700x396, 1443239096118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176691 Pally and Yeti helping Wendigos

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:08:21 2015 No.14176746 File: 122 KB, 1200x447, erma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] horror monsters are fun

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:08:29 2015 No.14176747

>>14176704
Oh, I'm still going.

>>14176692
>You make sure to stand on the end of the long, uncomfortably tall table you had set up this morning
>Usually the Shirohebi will sit down to eat, but with so many of them in the same room, there isn't nearly enough space to accommodate their long, white tails of they all sat down
>At least you can move around quicker if you're standing.
>Being as close to the exit as possible means you can get away fast once the meal is over too
>With your strength you could easily overcome one or even tow of the priestesses, but you still haven't overcome the nervous, unconfident mentality of your youth

>As you close your eyes for the ceremonial pre-meal meditation, you can just feel the sneaky glances of a few of the snakes on you as they squint or even open a single red eye to watch you
>The instant the silent meditation is over, the priestesses start to chatter loudly in excitement for the food that is soon to come
>Only a few moments later, the five chefs burst through the kitchen doors carrying tray after tray of delicious smelling food
>If you counted yourself as the fifth generation under the head priestess, four of the chefs would be your aunts, and one would be your grandmother

>Once the food is all on the table, the Shirohebi eagerly dig in to their feast
>Even though it is mostly meat, you refuse anything that is offered to you
>There's no telling if one of the snakes has some little vial of something hidden in her robes or under her napkin, and you can't possibly watch all of them at once
>All of a sudden, you feel a tug at your side
>That's weird, there shouldn't be anyone on your left side, you're at the end of the table

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:12:37 2015 No.14176755 File: 70 KB, 200x200, 1398932350274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176731 HE'S SOILED MY WAIFU! SOILED HER!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:14:21 2015 No.14176758 >>14176755 She was already soiled.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:14:42 2015 No.14176759

>>14176740
>Knight gets trounced
>Gets left to his fate at the hands of the huggarific Yetis
>Learns their ways, becomes the Cuddleborn
>Dresses in only a fundoshi and his helmet
>First human man to encroach upon his lands and threatening his 'cuddle-sisters' gets hugged so tightly and rolled across the snow he thought an abominable snowman had used him like a wheel for exercise in grappling
>Wendigo sees Cuddle-din, covered in sweat and "awawawawa"s as Pot-Yeti looks from her Dad's shoulder

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:15:44 2015 No.14176762 >>14176758 By Alma?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:17:12 2015 No.14176764 File: 103 KB, 680x960, 1418157799063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176747 >All of a sudden, you feel a tug at your side Is this what I think it is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:17:57 2015 No.14176765 >>14176755 >being cucked by a succuslut Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:20:08 2015 No.14176767 I want a Raiju to yell gibberish as she tackles me into a wall!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:20:39 2015 No.14176768 http://i.imgur.com/EE6UZwP.gif So this is what heaven looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:21:31 2015 No.14176770 >>14176767 Before she clamps her mouth over yours and gives you a literal electric kiss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:21:51 2015 No.14176773 File: 166 KB, 400x400, 1443207983862.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176767 >All this hype over a shitty thunder weasel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:22:57 2015 No.14176775 >>14176746 Niggers aren't really that fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:23:30 2015 No.14176777 >>14176773 Dontchu be talkin' shit about zapwolf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:25:41 2015 No.14176780 File: 210 KB, 500x596, 1428243791046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176768 Heaven is an Oni who's had too much sake. Who would have thought?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:26:00 2015 No.14176784 File: 101 KB, 500x397, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176767 Something like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:26:08 2015 No.14176786 >>14176767 Are they as flexible and playful as regular weasels?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:26:32 2015 No.14176788 >>14176773 But you can taze her right on the clit and she loves it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:28:11 2015 No.14176791 >>14176777 not him, but they are a waist of potential though. They should've had paws, a tail, and horns or something. making everything they do solely based around sex is also boring too.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:29:07 2015 No.14176793

>>14176747
>You look down to see a very young Shirohebi, one that you haven't seen before
>"Mister? Why aren't you eating? Is my mommy's food not good?"
>Her mother must be one of the chefs then.
>You don't mind replying to a girl so young, there's no way she'll have any ulterior motives
>"It's ok, I just don't want my anything to get messed with."
>"Hmmm?"
>The little snake cocks her head to the side as she ponders your words
>From what you can tell, she's probably seven years old
>That's when all the new daughters of the shrine start their priestess training
>Until then, they usually just stay around the apartments so it's no wonder you've never seen her
>"Do you want some of my food Mister? I promise I haven't messed with it!"
>The incredibly innocent look on her round, white face is a little too hard to say no to, even for you
>"Sure..."
>She grins and hands you a chicken leg
>You make sure to smell it thoroughly just to be sure, but nothing raises suspicion

>Fuck, you've missed the Shirohebi's cooking.
>It's probably been a few months now that you've been cooking for yourself
>The little white snake stands happily beside you, her head barely reaches the top of the table unless she stretches up high
>She looks a little uncomfortable when she does that, but she is still smiling at you
>With her unintentionally inspecting your food for you, you are able to eat your fill of the delicious autumn celebration meal

>With the young Shirohebi there, you completely forget the rest of them
>Even though the two of you don' exchange words, it feels as though the two of you are the only ones eating together
>You are actually sharing your meal with each other, you hadn't expected how happy that fact would make you
>This is the first time in a long time where you haven't felt lonely
>You can't keep you eyes off the tiny snake; she is so young and pure and free of all the traits her sisters exhibit that annoy and aggravate you so
>She's actually really cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:31:03 2015 No.14176800 >>14176784 No, something like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQI5GkQAxWk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:31:32 2015 No.14176801 >>14176793 Is he going to fuck a 7 year old? God dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:31:44 2015 No.14176804 File: 425 KB, 1200x800, 1417445220197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176793 She's going to grow up into a beautiful shrine maiden someday!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:33:26 2015 No.14176810 >>14176793 Oh boy. I was looking forward to this, friend. Time for buttslut snake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:33:36 2015 No.14176811 >>14176804 only virgins can be shrine maidens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:34:40 2015 No.14176813 >>14176811 Not Monster Girl Shrines

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:36:21 2015 No.14176814

>>14176777
>>14176788
First off, she's a weasel. A zap-weasel. Secondly, she's wasted potential because KC is so out of ideas he literally makes everything in MGE only about sex.

"But that was the idea in the first place!" doesn't excuse the shitty world building or butchering of mythological backings. She doesn't even look like a beastman save for the fluff on her legs and the ears.

I mean, fuck's sake. Maybe I'm getting disenfranchised with the whole schtick behind MGs but when you have shit like Humpty Dumpty being the UNBORN FETUS of a Jub Jub turned into a Slime, I just can't. I fucking can't.

& here I thought making a drinking game out of Laska or Ilassa art was a bad idea, but just holy shit KC.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:36:22 2015 No.14176815

>>14176793
Loli Snakes are pretty great.

Whether he goes Sabbath route, or waits until she is a young and eager maiden, I'm quite liking this turn. I hope this doesn't take a turn for the suffering, and have her grow up respecting his boundaries, until the day she meets another guy, making it too late for the Grounds Keeper to admit his own growing feelings for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:37:20 2015 No.14176817 >>14176801 Yes. And?.jpg MC fucked 5 years old in a gimp BDSM suit in kikis story >>14176793 Pastebin when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:38:25 2015 No.14176823 >>14176810 You wouldn't put it in a lolihebi's butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:39:24 2015 No.14176825 >>14176817 To be fair, that loli kikimora apparently had a big butt and thick thighs for her age,

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:39:33 2015 No.14176826 >>14176814 The unborn Jubjub fetus was pretty bad, but you have to admit Raiju is at least passable, I like it when Monster Girls have motives outside of 'Rape men, get babies' too, but this is MGE so what can you expect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:40:44 2015 No.14176830 >>14176823 Good thing she can unhinge her jaw.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:41:49 2015 No.14176831
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>>14176815
I like the idea of monmusus growing up to be good girls if they already have a husbando coming up. We had some pretty cute greentexts once about an Ushi that lucked into marriage at a young age and never developed the rape instinct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:42:36 2015 No.14176832 >>14176814 > Still being this mad about Ilassa

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:42:43 2015 No.14176835 >>14176814 Yeah, you're getting disenfranchised, Time to looks for a new interest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:42:59 2015 No.14176836 >>14176831 link?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:44:06 2015 No.14176840 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1440215179875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176831 Yep, it's the difference between wild Monster Girls and domestic ones. With the right upbringing they can be nice girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:44:14 2015 No.14176841 >>14176826 the Raijus "Gimmick" is not strong enough most of the earlier monster have interesting non sex shit going for them the raiju. at this point the only way to make her interesting is headcanon, and that is playing with fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:45:31 2015 No.14176844 >>14176830 No, bad Anon. No irrumating the lolihebis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:45:31 2015 No.14176845 >>14176814 >"But that was the idea in the first place!" doesn't excuse the shitty world building or butchering of mythological backings. It's fucking porn and the world building was always shit. What the hell were you expecting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:45:59 2015 No.14176847 >>14176840 Conversely, going without the dick would turn them increasingly twisted. So you could be sure that a CC monster would be yan, mojo, ultra-fetishist or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:45:59 2015 No.14176848 >>14176841 my bad grammar strikes again. ill get it right someday

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:46:24 2015 No.14176849 >>14176823 You're joking, right? Surely, you're joking. There are very few loli MGs I wouldn't, and I don't even care for anal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:46:50 2015 No.14176852 >>14176831 It would be so great having a monster girl childhood friend. It would be like having a guaranteed bride.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:47:51 2015 No.14176856

>>14176831
>I Shall Dance for you the Dance of My People Greentext
Was that even ever finished? Did it end at MC accidentally ingesting a ton of aphrodisiacs, and "raping" the Ushi himself? It was cute as fuck that's for sure.

I agree with you about the first thing too.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:48:35 2015 No.14176859

>>14176826
>>14176826
Not arguing about whether or not Raiju is bad or not. She's just not that interesting outside of being Not!Japan flavored lightning animal.

She'd be at least a little bit more fun if KC had done something like make her extra horny during thunderstorms to the point she starts zip-zapping around like Thunder Spirit from Dota as a ball of lightning or some shit.

>>14176835
I still like Monstergirls. Just not MGE.

>>14176845
More development of what the human side of the world is like? I mean we got a taste with the theocratic state of Lescatie but other than that we don't know much of SHIT outside of that.

Such as the beliefs of the people, whether they worship the Chief Goddess or Poseidon or anything other than HURR DURR DICK GOES IN VAGAINYA.

>>14176832
She's a shit character. I apologize for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:48:48 2015 No.14176861 >>14176841 I'm tempted to go with a head canon of making them technology junkies.They can't stand being around anything without a charge in it or something like that. Personal head canon of course, fuck pushing awful head canon on threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:48:54 2015 No.14176862 >>14176840 >domestic They're not pets.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:49:14 2015 No.14176863

>>14176847
They would struggle with their instinctual urges to pounce on boys they like at school, but that's your jobs as their father to help them.

Alternatively you can just keep her in the basement, capture various boys and men and through them down into the depths for her to have. Praying that it keeps her rapelust sated, if only for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:49:34 2015 No.14176865 >>14176709 >unfortunately not MGE That's actually a good thing. Also, >this mishmash of fonts and colors This looks horribly shopped and not at all like a real magazine should. It looks terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:50:30 2015 No.14176867 >>14176841 The worst part is it doesn't explain whether the children pick up their mother's 'charge' before puberty. Or before they're even born. It focused on the sex so much it didn't clear that potentially weird part up.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:50:56 2015 No.14176871

>>14176793
>Once the meal is over, you are still ready to leave though
>In some ways, social interaction is even more tiring than a lot of your manual labor
>"Hey... I need to go now."
>The little Shirohebi looks up at you, her smile finally fading
>"You do? But I want you to stay!"
>Fuck.
>As many times as you've been told that, this time actually makes you feel like an asshole
>She seems to genuinely enjoy your presence, without having any ulterior motives or weird thoughts
>"Sorry. I'm sure you'll see me again though... I don't know if you know this, but I live here too."
>"You do?"
>Her face brightens a little
>"Yeah, I work here. See you soon, ok?"
>"Okay!"
>She grins happily at you, and you feel compelled to pat her on the head before turning and hurrying away

>You had really just been saying and doing things to get her to let you leave
>You just wanted to get the hell out of there and go home, but you couldn't possibly have dropped your calm, collected appearance
>Seeing such a big, strong man lose it in front of such a little snake would have been the end of you
>You'd never, ever hear the end of it.
>As you walk briskly out of the main shrine building, you can't help but feel excited though
>Maybe, just maybe...
>Maybe you've made a friend.

That's where I'm calling it for today anons, my typing is starting to go dyslexic.
I really don't like beginnings, but from here on things should be picking up. No suffering, only cute and lewd. This bit is probably going to need a lot of polishing, but I wanted to give at least some idea of the setting. It's probably shit, but I'll fix it.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:51:08 2015 No.14176872 >>14176859 >More development of what the human side of the world is like? MGE, what does the M stand for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:51:14 2015 No.14176873 >>14176862 >"of or relating to the running of a home or to family relations." It's best not to act smart when you don't know what you're talking about.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:53:10 2015 No.14176877

>>14176859
Lemme guess. The only reason you think she's shit is because she's "a fence sitter." Literally too predictable.

Plus you've shown you've obviously not read any of the supplementary material. There's a bunch about Eros and other people outside the Order. Stay mad KC isn't pandering to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:53:21 2015 No.14176880 >>14176841 what about the turning humans into other raiju thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:53:44 2015 No.14176882 >>14176871 >http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by >It's Quicksilver Oh happy day oh joyful day! Definitely looking forward to where this goes, and what cute and lewd goes on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:54:38 2015 No.14176888 >>14176847 >All sorts of Tomokos >Ushi Tomoko >Manticore Tomoko >Houri Tomoko YES

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:56:06 2015 No.14176894 >>14176831 I want a mg childhood friend but I do not want her to end as a sub just because. If that's what you meant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:56:25 2015 No.14176897 >>14176871 >Quicksilver Well, good to know this will become trash eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:56:28 2015 No.14176898 >>14176880 >>14176880 again weak, kakuens can also transform humans into their kind, nobody cares about it. same thing here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:57:04 2015 No.14176900 >>14176888 Tomoko a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:57:06 2015 No.14176901 File: 311 KB, 420x434, 1324673432434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176888 >They all do an awkward and creepy 'ehehehe...' laugh with this face. I kind of want this.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:57:47 2015 No.14176903

>>14176859
>I still like Monstergirls. Just not MGE.
Stop concerning yourself with it then? If you dislike something to the point of categorically dismissing it because it doesn't pander in ways you'd prefer to be pandered to then I don't see any reason to keep paying attention to it unless you like getting mad over inconsequential shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:58:08 2015 No.14176905 >>14176901 And they're all CC's so they get big tits and ass with a flabby nerd stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:58:26 2015 No.14176907 >>14176888 Because we didn't have enough with Oomukades being Tomoko 2.0, let's turn the rest of species into one too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:58:28 2015 No.14176908 File: 39 KB, 928x246, shiro cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14176847 >So you could be sure that a CC monster would be yan, mojo, ultra-fetishist or something like that. The future is bright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:59:07 2015 No.14176912 >>14176882 Glad you're hyped. >>14176897 I'm sorry you feel that way anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:59:31 2015 No.14176913 >>14176898 transformation is in a weird place from what I've seen in this thread. some are ok with it, some are not and others push alps the moment its mentioned.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:59:42 2015 No.14176914

>>14176877
I've read enough to know that Eros and almost EVERY deity mentioned outside of the Chief God side with the Monster Lord, as well as Ares keeping people from dying when her original purpose was to be the scapegoat to why people are batshit violent in war to begin with.

Hell, the only thing the Chief God has going for her is the fact she has a bunch of crazy zealots i.e. EVERY HEAVILY RELIGIOUS PERSON TO EXIST IN OUR WORLD EVER who back her on the principle that giving into the Queen Whore's wishes means the humanity effectively dies off.

>You hate her because she's a "fence sitter"
There's absolutely no evidence to the contrary that she's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:00:19 2015 No.14176917 >>14176897 >Shitting on Quicksilver He has immunity to any sort of criticism after that adorable Hellhound story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:01:09 2015 No.14176919 >>14176880 Almost every monster has the means to transform humans according to setting material

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:01:31 2015 No.14176920 >>14176859 >I still like Monstergirls. Just not MGE. Yet you're in a thread mostly dedicated to MGE, are you sure you didn't take the wrong route on the way to /a/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:01:51 2015 No.14176921 >>14176894 You could just cunttease her long enough to get her as twisted as you like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:02:03 2015 No.14176923 >>14176914 You weenies just never cease to amaze.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:02:23 2015 No.14176925 >>14176871 >Quicksilver Looks like things may end up in loli snake butts yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:02:55 2015 No.14176929 >>14176917 He really doesn't you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:03:08 2015 No.14176930 >>14176917 He doesn't have immunity to the FBI thanks to the tip I sent them about suspected pedophilia. :^)

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:03:16 2015 No.14176931
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>>14176908
This reminds me of the time we discussed Alices would pretend to be adult women online, meeting up with unsuspecting men who are looking for a legal, sensible relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:04:31 2015 No.14176936 >>14176931 That sounds pretty good too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:06:01 2015 No.14176941 >>14176925 I do believe they will, yes. >>14176917 >>14176929 But constructive criticism is nice! >>14176930 That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:06:46 2015 No.14176943 >>14176747 I wonder what it looks like when shirohebi eat. Swallowing a drumstick whole seems rather inelegant compared to their usual posturing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:07:25 2015 No.14176947 >>14176919 which is why Im saddened that we don't have many stories about that part. its probably why i took interest in ELH'S dragon and if he ever gets round to it, beast's salamnder

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:07:26 2015 No.14176948 >>14176930 don't do that guy, we need the writefags who actually finish their stories around here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:07:39 2015 No.14176950 >>14176888 I just want a Wendigo Sawako http://i.imgur.com/izURXo2.jpg

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:08:06 2015 No.14176951

>>14176871
I knew it was you the moment the loli Shirohebi came into play.

Beginnings are important though, you should never skimp on them. World building and introducing the reader to your world is a wonderfull thing.

See it this way, the better you do the beginning, the more people will feel attached to the characters and their actions later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:08:40 2015 No.14176953 >>14176950 But anon, that's just a normal Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:08:49 2015 No.14176954 >>14176941 Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:11:24 2015 No.14176964

>>14176943
That's definitely something to think about. I think with a gathering like this they'd be a little less proper, considering it's just close friends and family. I'll be sure to address it when I edit.

>>14176951
I know. I learned that the hard way with my last story when I just jumped into it without any explanation. It worked out fine, but yeah, beginnings are important and I want to get better at them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:11:24 2015 No.14176965 >>14176941 I like your stuff.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:11:57 2015 No.14176966

>>14176931
>BustyCougar162: So handsome, what are you wearing?
>Anon42891205: Oh, ha, just a suit, got back from work quite recently.
>BustyCougarr162: Mmmm... How was work today?
>Anon42891205: It was alright i guess, busy as usual.
>BustyCougarr162: Do you carpool with anyone to get there?
>Anon42891205: No, I usually just go there by myself.
>BustyCougar162: All alone?...
>Anon42891205: Well, yeah.
>BustyCougar162: No kids to drop off at school, parents living with you.
>Anon42891205: Haha, no just me all alone in my apartment.
>Anon42891205: You're welcome to come visit you know.
>BustyCougar162: That sounds nice, I might just do that...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:13:24 2015 No.14176969 >>14176965 Thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:15:31 2015 No.14176975 >>14176914 "Fence sitter" has no meaning you dingus. It's just used when people you don't like side with you or a contrary position. Literally the peak of autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:16:02 2015 No.14176978 >>14176966 Those poor men, expecting busty CCs only to get some bony little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:18:30 2015 No.14176988 >>14176978 If they're lucky they might get one with a fat loli ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:18:59 2015 No.14176994 >>14176966 >BustyCougar162 >not BustyCougar169 You blew it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:19:53 2015 No.14177001 >>14176931 I hate the Alice for some reason. Probably because I know I'm helpless to resist her.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:21:16 2015 No.14177005

>>14176947
>ELH's dragon
I don't know, but there is something off putting about her

>Beast's salamander.
last i heard beast is hammering out a green text or two and said that 6 hours in some place and laptop failure is killing his drive to write. so we probabl wont see that story soon

as for ELH, i

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:21:56 2015 No.14177007 >>14176966 Anon no!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:27:36 2015 No.14177025 >>14176941 >six years of frustration from being tantalized by lonely shirohebis That poor little butt will get pulverized. Also inb4 it's the shapeshifted head priestess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:29:19 2015 No.14177030 >>14177025 She's in for a lot, I tell you what. That's a no on that spoiler though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:31:53 2015 No.14177038 >>14177001 I love their outfits and overall looks, I'd turn into a complete doting retard in one's presence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:34:13 2015 No.14177048 >>14177001 Same. I'd spoil one to no end with all the cookies and milk she could handle. She'd be chubby in a week because I couldn't say no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:34:29 2015 No.14177049 >>14177005 I dont see a problem with that dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:43:22 2015 No.14177074 File: 940 KB, 480x270, frederica blowjob.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177049 The best Dragons are cosplay tier, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:43:55 2015 No.14177078 >>14176793 >>14176871 Guy's is sorely underestimating that lolihebi. He'll... well, probably never come to regret it once she goes Quicksilver brand cute-lascivious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:45:08 2015 No.14177080 >>14177049 She's just a shitty Akantor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:50:05 2015 No.14177088 File: 747 KB, 1240x1753, 1424381267822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no mayadere Black Dragon who's developed an obsession with you after you successfully stole some of her treasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:51:28 2015 No.14177093 File: 239 KB, 600x500, Monster-Girl-Quest-General205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177074 Not true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:51:47 2015 No.14177094 >>14177080 Akantor looks like it only has one emotion: pissed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:53:30 2015 No.14177103 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 0c0ae369d5f4113b009f3b2154eebea3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177074 Pic not related i assume also you're wrong

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:54:12 2015 No.14177106

>>14177094
Hence why she's shit. She's derived from the personification from that one guy with the horns and tanned skin except now she has magma and fire as her powerset over being a pissed off volcano dweller.

She also got transformed by a Lilim that virtually nobody I've ever seen like because her feelings got hurt by some faggot hunters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:56:19 2015 No.14177116 File: 556 KB, 589x936, 7011f2d7gx6DwI6GeeGd6&690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aquatic multi-armed lamia when. KC pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:58:17 2015 No.14177123 >>14177116 Screw that where is my plump lamia-milf cuddling her unhatched daughteru while keeping other eggs wrapped in her tail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:01:03 2015 No.14177128 >>14177106 That's not why she got transformed at all.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:02:46 2015 No.14177132

>>14177116
>Lady Vashj
I can't tell what's more depressing, the fact that I knew exactly who that character was even after she get anime-fied or the fact that she's still one of the more underrated Warcraft lore characters since she literally did nothing wrong.

I don't care what you faggots say but you can't hold her accountable for shit given that Queen Azshara basically has a Lilim-level aura of Carpet Munching and White Knighting around her at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:05:32 2015 No.14177146 File: 926 KB, 2048x2048, folder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177116 multi-armed anything when.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:09:28 2015 No.14177159 >>14177074 Why does this arouse me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:11:42 2015 No.14177169 >>14177159 Because the warp is overtaking you. It is a good pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:12:41 2015 No.14177170 >>14177146 RS is the only writer here who does multiarms well, or at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:13:20 2015 No.14177172 >>14177159 Give into the penis guro. It's not like it'll do you any harm with her healing saliva. Then you can get into Abominations for some truly terrifying blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:14:54 2015 No.14177175 >>14177170 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:15:24 2015 No.14177177 File: 457 KB, 900x1200, 1441031322008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177146

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:16:19 2015 No.14177179 >>14177169 >>14177172 Not exactly what I mean. It's more knowing she COULD do that if she wanted that gives a good fearboner than her actually having a blood sausage for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:18:51 2015 No.14177181 >>14177179 That's where the Abominations come in. You feel their hundreds of needle-like teeth grazing your shaft as their tongues twirl and coil all over your sensitive head, awaiting the moment they all penetrate you at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:20:28 2015 No.14177185 File: 181 KB, 1920x1080, 00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw madhouse tweeted that overlord is selling well on amazon Yay, possible 2 season Or maybe not. Mahouka sold much better but they didn't announce 2 season

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:21:08 2015 No.14177187 File: 803 KB, 841x1187, 847e3a2524076a13789ad3653f52a46b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177177 >tfw Crabmans Tetra-arms are essentially cuntier Gerudo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:21:17 2015 No.14177189 >>14177185 This the house of the mad, anon Don't get your hopes up

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:21:55 2015 No.14177191
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>you will never have a dragon onee San
>she will never considered you her greatest treasure
>she will never wrap around you at night so she can protect you while she sleeps
>you will never see her attempting to hide in the bushes of your school, so she can fend off all the "theiving cats" who want to steal her otouto
>you will never hold her hand
Why even live anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:23:36 2015 No.14177194 >>14177172 >penis >guro >guro anything NON!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:23:44 2015 No.14177195 >>14177191 Why doesn't she likes cats in particular? I mean, manticores I can see her being nervous about but there are other rape trains in school. Like oomukades.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:23:49 2015 No.14177196 >>14177191 Because Dragons are shit and I want a better monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:24:18 2015 No.14177197 >>14177191 >dragon Eh, I'm not all that sad about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:24:49 2015 No.14177199 >>14177191 I want a Dragon onee-san to some puff-puff on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:25:10 2015 No.14177201 File: 41 KB, 365x375, blender guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177194 >not liking guro Get a load of this faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:25:52 2015 No.14177202 >>14177199 perform some*

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:26:15 2015 No.14177204 >>14177199 I do too anon... I do too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:27:51 2015 No.14177211 >>14177201 I bet you're the coolest kid on the playground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:28:48 2015 No.14177214 >>14177201 Never got guru fags. I'm a sadist myself, but that seems a little too extreme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:30:11 2015 No.14177217 File: 1.44 MB, 1528x1880, 1441232234052c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177204 You have the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:30:23 2015 No.14177218 >>14177201 Fuck off to /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:31:02 2015 No.14177220 >>14177217 An invisible man is harassing this dragon! I blame the hobbits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:32:25 2015 No.14177222 How would you react if you found out that your waifu was actually Venom Waifu, and that your real waifu was busy building a nation for the two of you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:32:35 2015 No.14177225 >>14177217 >no bra >slut blush What a harlot.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:34:51 2015 No.14177228
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>>14177220
Maybe a magically inclined monstergirl is manipulating that Dragons top.

Also, I only now noticed that that Dragons hairstyle is different from the one in the profile art, which I do appreciate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:38:28 2015 No.14177238 >>14177228 I kind of want to see these two dragons fight. But on the other hand, I don't want to die in the crossfire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:40:00 2015 No.14177240 >>14177238 Threesomes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:40:32 2015 No.14177241 >>14177238 West>east

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:41:21 2015 No.14177244 >>14177240 You lost me. >>14177241 Western dragons aren't nearly as useful though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:43:10 2015 No.14177248 File: 218 KB, 700x598, 1440815282608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Attack the Oni's eyebrows for massive damage!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:43:28 2015 No.14177249 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, 1424830625992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SET A BEST

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:43:58 2015 No.14177252 >>14177249 Set is a stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:45:00 2015 No.14177254 >>14177249 Set a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:46:01 2015 No.14177261 File: 821 KB, 849x471, Two Dragons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177238 >you will never see a Dragon and a Ryu beat the shit out of one another to impress the object of their affections

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:46:54 2015 No.14177263 >>14177249 Sekhmet > Set

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:47:28 2015 No.14177264 >>14177249 I can't fap to this. Dakini however.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:47:35 2015 No.14177265 >>14177249 All hail set! Bringer of death! Destroyer of worlds! Queen of blowjobs! http://imgur.com/SQUJKVN.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:47:56 2015 No.14177266 >>14177248 She also has horns though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:49:11 2015 No.14177269 >>14177265 >Sekhmet wants to give a good blowjob but her inferior tongue won't let her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:49:12 2015 No.14177270 File: 1.08 MB, 1200x1740, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no dark-skinned petite wild huntress to get captured and raped by ;_; Fucking jewcob deleting my manga

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:49:48 2015 No.14177272 >>14177266 Horns are pointy and sharp though. Her eyebrows are fluffy and sensitive!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:52:24 2015 No.14177277 >>14177270 I see a tit anon. Be careful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:52:49 2015 No.14177281 File: 702 KB, 1200x1752, senpai ni nichu - 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177270 >jewcob Fuck him. He's the reason that delicious brown kuudere tomboy hmanga was deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:55:43 2015 No.14177286 >>14177281 >Monster Girl High School locker room.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:56:11 2015 No.14177289 >>14177270 >>14177281 Both of these look and sound like complete garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:57:31 2015 No.14177290 >>14177289 No one's forcing you to like them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 18:59:01 2015 No.14177293 >>14177289 Nuh-uh!

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:03:46 2015 No.14177295

The integration of monster girls into society has just started outside of MGC, and since you were looking for a job desperately you agreed to help. Oddly, you were put in charge of creating and managing a small business. The catch is, all the employees will come from the same family of MGs that will be moving in for the program. You'll get the necessary training first or course, and funding from the government, but you'll need to meet a certain degree of success if you don't want to be cut and left jobless. Otherwise it's up to you to decide what the business will do. Adult oriented entertainment? Family restaurant? Some trade business? A loan office? Anything goes.
Roll for the MGs your establishment
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono
So, how does it go?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:04:17 2015 No.14177298 >>14177270 10/10 doujin, fapped to that the other day. The idea of being taken in by a monster girl who speaks a different language but shares the same desire is a pretty hot one. Also jewcob doesn't delete stuff on certain other doujin sites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:05:21 2015 No.14177302 >>14177249 Set a cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:06:02 2015 No.14177303 >>14177298 >Also jewcob doesn't delete stuff on certain other doujin sites. do tell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:06:54 2015 No.14177305 >>14177295 >hellhound I file for bankruptcy up front just to save me a little time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:07:52 2015 No.14177307 File: 179 KB, 317x500, Giant Ant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177295 >giant Ant I think we would be a company that deals with laying down cement for driveways and sidewalks and stuff like that, would probably be fairly successful

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:08:01 2015 No.14177309 >>14177303 nhentai, doesn't have the same wide selection and doesn't have a CG/image set section but from what I've noticed they have a lot of stuff that gets deleted from ex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:09:05 2015 No.14177311 >>14177295 >Chimera Odd jobs for hire? They can do nearly anything. I really can't think of what they would specialize in. They're all getting short skirts though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:10:10 2015 No.14177315 >>14177295 > Karakasa-Obake A bathhouse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:11:00 2015 No.14177317 >>14177249 Family BBQs on Sundays; Join the Empire of Set today!

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:11:04 2015 No.14177318

>>14177175
RSAnon. Look at the Wordpress or just go to pastebin dotcomslashuslashRSAnon since i'm a lazy tit to explain stuff about what he does right now.

Basically so long as they're not associated with TFT you should give them a shot.

>>14177181
>>14177179
>>14177172
>Abomination opens her mouth, you're well versed in the works of Harblador, expect something vanilla like a tentacle nest
>Okay.jpg
>The first piece clicks into place when her tongue snakes out, tiny beak like protrustions clacking with excitement as her grin widens and her eyes narrow
>Her flesh becomes like tallow and holds you place
>More strange appendages are coming out of her orifice now, strange sponge-like organs, one that brings up visions of sea anenomes, and the most horrifying one of all
>A massively thick tongue with shark's teeth coiling around it like teeth on a chainsaw, conforming to every twist and turn of the flesh
>She senses you're getting antsy, so she lightly presses the sponge against your quivering glans, it's cold and strange feeling, the sensation disappearing
>She tells you it's no fun if you scream too soon
>Without warning, the sea anenome tentacles wrap around your cock, liquid fire injecting itself into your shaft as you can feel the venom pumping into your veins
>Your body responds by overloading your flesh y shaft to its maximum proportions, resembling a thick sausage
>Her chainsaw tongue wraps around you, letting you feel the the pin point pricks as she gently glides it across
>You're hyperventilating now, she smirks and jerks her head back, pulling the tongue like a rip cord
>You explode with agony as she retracts the teeth at the last moment and languishes in your tormented screams as the idea of getting your cock mutilated causes you to black out
>You wake up in her lap later, finding yourself still in tact, her eyes on either cheek open and curve upwards as she smiles
"You're far too tightly wound, Darling. What's life without a good scare?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:12:37 2015 No.14177322 >>14177295 >Shoggoth A cleaning service of course, Kikis haven't got a hold on the area yet so now's the time to assert market dominance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:13:55 2015 No.14177327 >>14177270 source on this one? reverse search isn't giving me anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:13:59 2015 No.14177328 >>14177295 >Sahuagin A school of little kuudere fishcatchers sounds pretty fantastic, we're gonna sell us some fish. Come and have a look, one pound fish! Very very good, one pound fish!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:15:40 2015 No.14177330 >>14177295 >Harpies Easy, I hire all the busty ones and open a restaurant called Boobies, hiring a blue footed boobie harpy as a manager.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:16:34 2015 No.14177331 >>14177295 Shoggoth Either start a maid café or hire them out as maids and housekeepers, which would be pretty much be a dating center for maid fetishists.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:18:53 2015 No.14177336

>>14177295
>Kiki

Everybody would think cleaning service. But they would be wrong. Dry cleaning and laundry is where the money is at. Gonna get some of those juicy hotel and hospital contracts.

I would also run a little family restaurant on the side where all the hard working kikis could get cabbage soup like their mom's used to make. They say a kiki will forgive almost anything for a bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:18:58 2015 No.14177337 >>14177295 >Apsara Well, I guess it's time to make a theatre with amazing dance numbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:20:09 2015 No.14177341 >>14177318 I'd cry like a bitch to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:23:17 2015 No.14177346 >>14175318 >>14175336 http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0 Wurm and warrior turn up around line 95. >The wurm reaches up and tugs on his sleeve. "Daddy, juice." HHNNNNGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:25:33 2015 No.14177351 >>14177346 >it will never continue Fuck everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:26:02 2015 No.14177352 >>14177305 collar manufacturing

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:27:08 2015 No.14177356

>>14177295
>Baphomet
Shit, I'm gonna be tasked with managing a new Sabbath Branch, aren't I? Suppose I could have some fun with it; think up theme nights, plan out events, fundraisers, help with research, recruitment...

Oh well, should be successful at least. I'm a lolicon so honestly this sounds heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:28:05 2015 No.14177358 >>14177351 >none of his stories will ever continue why did PRW abandon us why >Despair...ButAlsoDespair.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:35:16 2015 No.14177384 >>14177356 I'd probably join. And bring the chimeras.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:36:33 2015 No.14177389 >>14177295 >Giant Ant Whatever it is, we'll have guaranteed diligence. Of course, all these businesses will need buildings. So feel free to call us at Formican Construction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:37:07 2015 No.14177393 >>14177341 That's kind of the point. But it's all just residual fumes from dealing with writer's block and a lack of a drive to do anything for serious. Especially when it's the weekend and the thread turns into a bigger shithole during that time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:37:31 2015 No.14177394 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x720, [BudLightSubs] OWARIMONOGATARI - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.53_[2015.10.04_10.06.19].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Ougi so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:38:15 2015 No.14177398 >>14177384 >Loli Chimeras in short skirts This can only be a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:40:18 2015 No.14177404 >>14177394 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:40:52 2015 No.14177408 >>14177394 Her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:42:54 2015 No.14177412 >>14177394 >She

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:44:15 2015 No.14177415 >>14177346 >the Echidna motheru clearly has a sexual interest in her adoptive son >can't have kids with him because she's barren ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:45:02 2015 No.14177417 >>14177415 There is little more saddening than a barren echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:47:58 2015 No.14177421 >>14177417 a sad wurm because her died died from her doing something cute and he had a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:49:40 2015 No.14177425 >>14177421 >because her died died Even though it annoys me when I do this, I still can't help but laugh every time I read something like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:55:55 2015 No.14177437 >>14177295 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono >giant slug We sell industrial grade glue, the crap that hold together parts in cars, buildings, ships, planes, you name it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:57:35 2015 No.14177442

>Bring your Raiju wife to meet your parents
>She won't stop masturbating
>She keeps trying to jerk you off under the table and is not subtle about it at all
>Your parents pretend to not notice, but your mother's strained smile says more than enough
>Your father gives you a stealthy thumbs up when your mother's not looking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 19:59:41 2015 No.14177445 >>14177442 How do Raiju daugtherus work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:01:51 2015 No.14177450 >>14177445 When they cry or throw a tantrum you just turn them off and back on. Good ol fundamental rules of electronics.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:03:33 2015 No.14177453

>>14177442
>Tell mom she's just from a different culture with different values
>Ask her to try and get along
>Tell her to shake hands as a sign of good faith
>She gets zapped
>Come back a year later
>Mom is now a Raiju
>Dad never been more happy in his life
>No one shoots strange looks when people start getting under-the-table handjobs
Such is the life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:04:09 2015 No.14177457 File: 2.02 MB, 1280x720, [BudLightSubs] OWARIMONOGATARI - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_32.46_[2015.10.04_10.32.32].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177412 I did not say she at any point in that post, who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:07:19 2015 No.14177465 >>14177295 >Wight I start an Undead burlesque house somewhere in the Undead district, built into a large, old mansion. There beautiful Wights in lewd clothing will perform and entertain patrons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:09:56 2015 No.14177477 >>14177450 Give them a butter knife and plop them down in front of a wall outlet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:11:54 2015 No.14177481 File: 30 KB, 1200x684, 1442808028322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't help but want to do a crazy Girtablilu in the Mad Max style world

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:14:09 2015 No.14177489 >>14177481 Just write it. As long as you don't rip off mad max too much and give thought to the post apocalyptic world yourself it should be entertaining.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:14:25 2015 No.14177490

>>14177295
>Inari
Hotel and Spa run by gorgeous fox girls. They'll lavish every part of you and relax you with their soft voices and soft fur. Aside from typical spa treatments we also feature a special Resting Room, whereby you can relax and catch some Zs cuddled up with the foxy lady of your choice, as well as a full line of adult-oriented body treatments and stress-relievers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:15:05 2015 No.14177493 >>14177481 What kind of Girtablilu? Hopefully not the

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:15:26 2015 No.14177494 File: 53 KB, 700x368, [wendigo tail wagging sounds].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177481 Aroused bird made a mistake, the nervous fur coat knew better

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:16:02 2015 No.14177495 File: 148 KB, 1200x1350, 13464537845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177465 The hippest place for all the cool Undead swingers in the city.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:18:15 2015 No.14177505

>>14177489
The only things I have mapped out for her so far are basically...

World goes to shit, as per the norm, desert girls flourish. She lost her normal, venomous stinger some time ago to raiders and replaced it with a pneumatic harpoon and winch mechanism.

Is a religious fanatic in the sense that she thinks all of her good luck is the Goddess Serqet talking to her and ends up spearing the MC's buggy tire and causing him to crash in order to show him the way.

To Complete.

Global.

Scorpionification.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:18:45 2015 No.14177506 >>14177494 Must molest awawawa tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:18:50 2015 No.14177507 >>14177495 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:20:36 2015 No.14177511 >>14177507 That was completely unwarranted and shitposting bye

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:20:48 2015 No.14177512 >>14177507 What are you buttblasted about, dude?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:23:01 2015 No.14177521 >>14177506 Anon don't, at least ask before you do something so rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:23:07 2015 No.14177522 File: 23 KB, 700x364, [Sounds of awawawa fading].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177494

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:24:02 2015 No.14177524 File: 95 KB, 344x520, Charybdis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best awawawa right here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:24:52 2015 No.14177526 >>14177521 Fine, I'll pick her up and carry her off then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:25:20 2015 No.14177528 >>14177524 But she sucks, Wendigo is much better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:26:07 2015 No.14177531 >>14177524 >You know when the really big tankers are coming into port >You can hear the awawawawawawa creeping in >The bow is covered in them >And it's your job to dislodge them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:26:29 2015 No.14177535 >>14177526 That's even worse anon! Stupid anon! Very stupid!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:34:27 2015 No.14177563 >>14177535 What? I'm just taking her home where she'll get a nice, warm meal, a hot bath, and a comfy bed to sleep in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:35:30 2015 No.14177570 File: 73 KB, 550x328, 1443226145185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What can Wendigos do beyond awawawa?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:35:43 2015 No.14177571

>Second half of Z-Ton's Bat Doujin got translated
>It's not just NTR it's DOUBLE NTR.
>Possibly triple
>Human Boy from the first chapter has to watch Bat Childhood Friend fuck a fat old guy
>Master swoops in to try and get some himself
>Gets killed by totally unrelated bat-dude
>Bat-Girl goes 100% Doki-Doki for the bat-guy's big bat dick
>Abandons childhood friend for bat man
>Childhood friend goes a bit crazy
>Conspires to raise a Bat Girl and Human Boy as Ninjas together, so that one day he too may NTR a bat girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:37:48 2015 No.14177578 File: 226 KB, 650x577, 1443669594158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177442 >you will never restore power to the city by fucking you're Raiju waifu atop a skyscraper

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:38:18 2015 No.14177580 >>14177570 Mutter "Eeeeto...eeeto..." while walking around in circles searching for something she lost in the snow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:39:58 2015 No.14177583 >>14177578 Atop a skyscraper won't do anything. You need to fuck her long and hard and passionately in a power station.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:40:00 2015 No.14177584 >>14177570 I want to see a wendigo playing around in the snow when she thinks no one is looking. Followed by embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:40:13 2015 No.14177587 >>14177571 The fuck is this absurdist comedy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:40:25 2015 No.14177588 >>14177571 What compelled Z-ton to jump the shark so often?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:42:55 2015 No.14177599 File: 297 KB, 971x1400, 015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no mg to have hot tongue foreplay with

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:43:00 2015 No.14177600 >>14177570 Once she overcomes her nervousness, she can take you back to her home and treat you to a nice, hot cup of tea and make your nether regions heat up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:43:17 2015 No.14177602 >>14177571 >NTR Into the trash it goes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:44:01 2015 No.14177605 File: 221 KB, 570x654, 1440451258773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177571 What? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:45:27 2015 No.14177609 >>14177571 I'm really starting to get sick of Z-ton's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:46:11 2015 No.14177610 >>14177571 tl;dr. I just read the gyaru Lamia doujin that was coupled with it. I swear Ahobaka did something to Z-ton. They like, swapped fetishes or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:46:25 2015 No.14177613 File: 31 KB, 400x402, you will never have a batfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177571 Where did Z-Ton go so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:47:05 2015 No.14177614 >>14177571 Wait so he's gonna raise the two together so that he can ntr the kid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:47:22 2015 No.14177615 >>14177599 >That part where he fucks her through the glory hole while her mother's sitting on her bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:48:22 2015 No.14177619 >>14177614 Seems to be the plan. It's like a cycle. Of shitty NTR. >>14177609 >>14177610 >>14177613 To be fair, it still seems like a one-off. Hopefully he's got this nonsense out of his system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:49:56 2015 No.14177623 >>14177613 When the NTRfags got to him. Thank god my favorite artist isn't corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:52:40 2015 No.14177629 >>14177623 Give it time. Hearts were made to be broken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:52:57 2015 No.14177630 I want to go on a wacky adventure where I gotta cross MGC, getting chased by and having to fight villainous monstergirl goons with martial arts on the streets despite wanting no trubble, all so I can save my grandfather from the Tanuki mafia!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:53:39 2015 No.14177634 >>14177615 I know my man. I know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:55:32 2015 No.14177641 >>14177629 Oh no anon, I know for a fact he will never go into NTR territory.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:56:04 2015 No.14177642

What's that? You though I was dead? Well, mostly, but that isn't important. What is important is I finally finished an update for Cat and Mouse. It's just over 7k words long, so I hope it's long enough.
http://pastebin.com/kzRmUpWC
Update starts on line 343.
Contains: An orphaned dormouse's first day in her new home.
Comment and criticism appreciated.
Hopefully I won't slack so much on this next update.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:01:54 2015 No.14177657 >>14177642 I kind of hoped you were dead just like Ovaries. Kind of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:02:01 2015 No.14177658 >>14177295 >Arachne Outdoor/sportswear store specializing in Arachne silk goods. Socks, hammocks, ropes, clothing, UL hiking stuff, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:07:49 2015 No.14177675 >>14177642 I'm gad you're not dead. I'm also glad you're continuing that story. Keep it up. Ignore >>14177657. He just hates everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:14:14 2015 No.14177690 >>14177642 >http://pastebin.com/kzRmUpWC Very cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:16:15 2015 No.14177696 >>14177642 Adorable as all heck. Thanks for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:16:22 2015 No.14177697 >>14177675 >He hates everything Oh okay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:18:51 2015 No.14177701 >>14177690 >>14177696 Glad you guys like it. >>14177675 I will, though we'll see how fast it'll happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:19:24 2015 No.14177703 >>14177642 >Wurm-Mart >Two sweaty hellpups So did you and Quicksilver trade notes, or did you just want to make a reference?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:21:39 2015 No.14177711 >>14177703 Just wanted to make a reference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:27:41 2015 No.14177722 >>14177703 Didn't you know? Writers tend to make references to other writers sometimes For fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:31:44 2015 No.14177732 >>14177711 >>14177722 What fascinating numbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:32:52 2015 No.14177736 File: 560 KB, 496x702, 1436875554582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:34:30 2015 No.14177738 >>14177736 What fucking plan, woman? There's not a single goddamn plane within a 10 mile radius of our position!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:35:48 2015 No.14177746 >>14177738 But there is one. A whole different PLANE OF REALITY

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:37:47 2015 No.14177755 >>14177746 Well I sure as hell ain't seeing no other planes of reality in the friggin' space–time continuum!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:40:16 2015 No.14177757 >>14177642 >>14177711 Oh you. Does this mean I owe you a reference now too? Sammy is so adorable though, I hope everything turns out ok for her. Even if she is a bit of a cockblock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:44:25 2015 No.14177765 Does anyone else have a strong desire to sniff a maus or am I just weird?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:45:33 2015 No.14177770 >>14177765 Depends What part of the Maus are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:46:19 2015 No.14177772 >>14177765 We always knew you were weird Nyanon, but I wonder what they'd smell like too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:46:52 2015 No.14177774 >>14177765 >>14177770 Feels weird seeing this outside of a GuP thread...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:47:20 2015 No.14177776 >>14177757 Only if you want to do it, I just wanted to put it in there. Looking forward to more lolihebi. >>14177772 Not actually me. Probably like hazelnuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:47:21 2015 No.14177777 >>14177770 maus aus

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:47:43 2015 No.14177778 >>14177770 The 200 mm thick front armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:47:45 2015 No.14177779 >>14177765 The creature the book or the tank. as for if you're weird: yes yes no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:47:52 2015 No.14177780 >>14177770 Everywhere. >>14177772 I am not Nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:48:06 2015 No.14177782 >>14177755 Then see with eyes unclouded by petty humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:48:44 2015 No.14177783 >>14177777 Nice quints.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:49:00 2015 No.14177784 I'm going to bait my traps with all natural holst cheese! I'd like to see those mice sneak around with tits that big!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:49:47 2015 No.14177787 >>14177776 One will probably fit in sometime down the line. I'm pretty pumped for lolihebi too, Shirohebis were actually the first MGs I wanted to write about. Funny how that works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:51:12 2015 No.14177788 >>14177782 So I gotta dehumanize myself and wash my eyes with blood so I can see the truth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:51:37 2015 No.14177790 >>14177757 Well, that's how life with children is. You can't always just dick them too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:53:09 2015 No.14177797 >>14177784 Are you going to take responsibility when the poor girls start getting stuck in your windows and walls because their tits are too big?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:55:47 2015 No.14177803 File: 165 KB, 554x446, 1436528375095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177788 That or put eyes on your brain

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:56:54 2015 No.14177807 >>14177788 >2015 >Not having eyes on the inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:57:20 2015 No.14177809 >>14177790 I only dick them if it's appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:00:04 2015 No.14177816 File: 14 KB, 255x255, 1443907552373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She wants up, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:00:14 2015 No.14177817 >>14177797 Of course, although I will need to keep the diet going to make sure they aren't creeping about in the night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:00:49 2015 No.14177819 >>14177816 Up it is then. Maybe she'll get a headpat too if it'll make her smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:00:59 2015 No.14177820 File: 90 KB, 620x433, 1436106724922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177807 >People giving themselves eyes on the inside >Letting the perverse Warp overtake their fetishes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:01:36 2015 No.14177824 >>14177816 Fuck, that's spooky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:02:02 2015 No.14177826 >>14177817 >to make sure they aren't creeping about in the night. You could just tie them up or something, but I'm fine with giving them big, milkable boobies instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:05:03 2015 No.14177830 >>14177220 Really? Because I blame gypsies, fucking gypsies man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:05:35 2015 No.14177831 >>14177816 SUCH A LUST FOR UPSIES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:06:20 2015 No.14177832 >tfw no waifu to make dank beats with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9_tWdqyb8

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:07:00 2015 No.14177834 >>14177831 GOD DAMMIT SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:07:26 2015 No.14177835 >>14177832 Such is life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:07:48 2015 No.14177836 >>14177834 TODAY IS THE DAY BABY DAUGHTERUS WALK UP RIIIIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:08:12 2015 No.14177837 >>14177570 Honestly they only awawawa when flustered, which is fairly often but not all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:08:43 2015 No.14177839 >>14177816 Hellpups sure are a handful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:10:02 2015 No.14177843 >>14177816 Bop her on the head and tell her no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:10:37 2015 No.14177844 >>14177826 Well what if they have to use the bathroom? I'd rather they become too clumsy to sneak about rather than tie them up every night!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:10:51 2015 No.14177846 >>14177843 >Not giving her an upsie On today's episode of /mgt/: BAD PARENTING

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:11:02 2015 No.14177848 >>14177816 Monsters of planet Earth, lend me your power!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:11:15 2015 No.14177849 >>14177816 This isn't my child. But I guess the only right thing to do would be to pick her up and find her mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:11:38 2015 No.14177851 >>14177844 I think they make things for that. Things that the thread probably hates, but things nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:11:43 2015 No.14177852 >>14177846 SHE HAS TO EARN UPSIES THE SAME WAY I EARNED THAT WHISKEY BY DOING IT HERSELF AND NOT GETTING CAUGHT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:12:30 2015 No.14177855 >>14177846 >Giving a brat what she wants. She only gets upsies when she deserves them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:13:56 2015 No.14177858 >>14177816 Kick that "thing" away from me.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:19:27 2015 No.14177868

>>14177816
>Foolish mortal! You may think of yourself as a divine being because you are tall, but I am a creature from the lowest levels of Hell!
>I guard the gates of the Underworld with my sisters, and you dare to mock my stature by putting me in some sort of- what is this? A onesie? What is that?
>Fool! Do not poke my cheeks! I am a being that surpass your level of existence!
>I am a GOD in comparison to your foolish motalit- w-what are you doing? Stop! Put me down! Stop it!
>I'm afraid if heights! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!
>A-AHHH! STOP SWINGING ME AROUND!
>What are you doing? You're not going to toss me in the ai-AHHHHHHHHH!
>CATCH ME DAMN YOU!
>Ah.. Huff. A-ahhh. Ground. Safety. Oh, how I missed you....
>Ahem. HOW DARE YOU TOSS ME UP IN THE AIR! Disobeying a direct order from someone who is above and beyond your feeble existence is punishable by eternal torture!
>I will be there to watch as they peel your skin off bit by bi- S-STOP POKING MY CHEEKS! I AM NOT CUTE, I AM THE NIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:20:26 2015 No.14177871 File: 1.21 MB, 854x1200, Titania_L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Titania transparent 'Long and Clean' Ver 1 may add alpha transparency to the lace in a ver. 2 later. As per request, no credits / namefag b.s.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:22:49 2015 No.14177876 >>14177831 I'm not sure if I find this fresh new meme more or less funny because I know a guy irl who uses it. Frequently.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:23:51 2015 No.14177878

>>14177868
Oh, I'd just love to torture a pygmy Hellhound by treating her like a baby! I want to ignore all her protests and threats while I cradle her in my arms and feed her warm milk from a bottle and act as if there's nothing wrong and she's just a regular baby!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:25:01 2015 No.14177882 >>14177642 >Nyanon has a new (at least news to me) story Sweet. So what genre is this? Going to be a slice-of-life PG story? Healing drama? Daughteru-doer? Or just a silly cute thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:25:49 2015 No.14177884 >>14177871 >Queen of the mini loli girls >Full-grown woman with tits to rival a Holstaur fukken logic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:26:30 2015 No.14177886 >>14177851 What? Hathor's milk? That'll balance them out with hips and rear but won't help any other way. Are you just setting me up to have a bunch of chubby mice that aren't good for much besides snuggling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:26:34 2015 No.14177887 >>14177882 Pretty sure all of the above except the second-last one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:28:02 2015 No.14177893 >>14177886 I was talking about the bathroom issue, but that's fine too. If you don't mind things going bump in the night though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:33:28 2015 No.14177908 >>14177882 Not really sticking to anything specific, basically what >>14177887 said. Will be no daughteru dicking here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:34:30 2015 No.14177912 >>14177642 >tfw I can relate to this update Nothing like getting accused of being a kid swiping child molester because you're a single man out with your young nephew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:37:50 2015 No.14177919 >>14177893 I wouldn't mind that. Although any of the girls having issues walking can just ask for free carries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:51:14 2015 No.14177946 >>14177641 What makes you so sure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:56:14 2015 No.14177957 >>14177946 I just know anon, Tanabe hasn't let me down yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:58:36 2015 No.14177961 File: 627 KB, 900x700, fabulosity_transcends_gender.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You fool! Do you have any idea of who you've just awoken? The waifu era is over! Quick! Do something so they fall asleep again!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:00:26 2015 No.14177964 >>14177961 But what if I want them all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:00:45 2015 No.14177965 >>14177961 Eh, don't got the time Call me when they do something terrible. Like steal the last slice of pizza or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:02:47 2015 No.14177974 File: 1.28 MB, 1000x1000, 3rr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14177961 We could always bring up elves. Good ol' boring elves will put anyone to sleep.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:02:53 2015 No.14177975
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>>14177957
Not him, but I wonder if Arcsys will ever get Tanabe to draw stuff for them since he's really good at adapting aspects of Blazblues plot into his doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:04:22 2015 No.14177980 >>14177974 I don't know. Delicious brown elves with freckles is doing everything but putting me to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:04:38 2015 No.14177981 >>14177908 >Will be no daughteru dicking here. Shame. Would have liked to see you try your hand at it. Still glad there's a new story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:04:46 2015 No.14177982 >>14177961 >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:05:12 2015 No.14177985 >>14177961 SLEEP GAS GRENADE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:05:14 2015 No.14177986 >>14177961 I'll just dick the whole vampire alp harem until they're too tired to move. Or are they pharaohs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:05:56 2015 No.14177987 >>14177975 I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:07:09 2015 No.14177992 >>14177961 >that filename leave

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:07:13 2015 No.14177993
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>>14177974
>Delicious brown
>Freckles
>Ahoge
>Red eyes
>Subtle blush
>Petite without being flat
That's doing a lot of things to me. Putting me to sleep isn't one of them. Mmmmph!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:09:45 2015 No.14178000 >>14177981 Maybe in a future story I will give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:11:09 2015 No.14178001 >>14177975 >"The Black Beast is the result of Nu fusing with Ragna..." >"It just rampages, beholden to nothing, so what would their souls do meanwhile?" >"Fuck of course." That was a good one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:11:48 2015 No.14178002 >>14177982 >>14177992 ...You guys are aware nearly all monsters from one of the largest settings around here were at some point male/genderless, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:13:39 2015 No.14178006 >>14178002 Which was thousands of years ago. Most of them would be dead or married.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:13:41 2015 No.14178007 File: 171 KB, 850x1200, 1432030411561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Using our last image on best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:14:41 2015 No.14178009 >>14177642 This is touching, really. Poor little mouse kid. The dumb cat mommy is amusing too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:14:41 2015 No.14178011 File: 38 KB, 360x479, 1430088622020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14178007 Nice try, champ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:15:22 2015 No.14178015 >>14178006 >Not self-inserting in the early days of the Succubus Era >Not being one of the first men to lay with a Monster Girl kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:16:11 2015 No.14178016 >>14178011 FUG

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:16:42 2015 No.14178019 File: 118 KB, 222x183, hearts.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14178011

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:17:02 2015 No.14178021 >>14178016 It's OK, Anonymous. Maybe next year

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:17:23 2015 No.14178022 >>14178011 I want to turn down the expensive gifts of a dragon because the cost too much.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:17:59 2015 No.14178023

>>14178002
It's been millennia, they've long since died.
>nearly all monsters were male
Lies are meant to be believable, and yes I've read the guide, the only mention of that is KC's Q&A and the only monsters mentioned getting genderbent are pharaohs. Long lived ones like vampires and dragons are a possibility but nothing has been confirmed. Keep your faggotry to alps, which no, not every MG is one either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:19:35 2015 No.14178026 >>14178001 Pretty much all of his Blazblue doujins are great except for the Celica one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:19:53 2015 No.14178027 >>14178019 dickthedaughteru.gif

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:20:50 2015 No.14178030 >>14178001 During Phase Shift 4, I believe Ragna actually entered the Black Beast/Takemikazuchi and fought Nu before he rendezvoused with Celica and promptly entering it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:21:34 2015 No.14178032 >>14178009 Thanks, just hope that Alex is passable as a character. Feels like his personality is a bit bland.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:22:16 2015 No.14178033

>>14178023
>Long since died
Anon, please, your delusions are amusing, but please. The infinite fuck engine and the immortality it grants applies to them too.

That said, it's not like nearly all monsters would've been male previously. Rather, it's more likely it would've been closer to 50/50. And now it's 100% monster girls.

And if it bothers you so much, just self-insert into an era where all genderswapped MGs (Except for the continuing phenomenon of Alps) are long-since married, leaving only their female-from-birth descendants for you to boink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:22:21 2015 No.14178034 >>14178023 There were also all female races before the change, such as lamias or harpies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:22:22 2015 No.14178035 >>14178027 >daughteru bouncing on your lap with heart pupils as she calls out Papa!, desperate for you to come inside her expand DONG!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:24:15 2015 No.14178042 >>14178033 >monster live forever >the afterlife isn't a thing Keep your genderbending bullshit on /d/.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:25:12 2015 No.14178046

>>14178030
That whole thing is fucked, since in Chrono Phantasma, Bloodedge, the Ragna of Phase Shift, is shown to be Ragna of the Future, sent back in time. He never actually fought the Black Beast, nor entered it, but the moment he came into contact with it, he was sent back to his own time.

There he fought Takemikazuchi, then entered it, and fought and retrieved Nu. Who then stabbed him in the back to try and make another Black Beast. Like ya do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:25:27 2015 No.14178047 >>14178027 >>14178035 >dicking the daughteru I wish we hadn't hit image limit so I could post a vomiting anime girl

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:26:00 2015 No.14178050

>>14178022
>Dragon takes an interest in you
>She sends you all sorts of expensive gifts
>Huge mountains of gold
>Gems the size of your head
>Rare, priceless heirlooms
>Return all of them to her
>She's utterly dumbfounded
>Wealth is everything to a Dragon, why turn it away?
>At first she feels angry; how could a mortal turn down the affections of a almighty Dragon
>Then she gets scared, thinking she may not have ever had your affections
>She appears before you one night, on the verge of tears, demanding an explanation
>Give her a hug, assure her you care for her
>Explain that you could never do something with that much money
>Also, it's not the extravagance of a gift, but the meaning behind it
>She returns the hug, a small smile on her face

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:26:34 2015 No.14178053

>>14178042
The afterlife is a thing, but it's more for those who're killed, or perhaps have a supernatural connection to it.

Monsters live forever if they've got a husbando giving them regular dickings, unless outright killed, that's how it is in the MGE. If you want to ignore that in your headcanon, fine, go right ahead, but that's how it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:26:42 2015 No.14178054 >>14178046 Alpha will be best girl. Along with MU 12 and Nu 13

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:27:17 2015 No.14178058 >>14178047 >vomiting anime girl Did her dad irrumate her too hard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:28:13 2015 No.14178060 >>14178058 No, but Lawrence might have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:28:17 2015 No.14178062 >>14178058 Not him, but don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:28:24 2015 No.14178065 >>14178046 Funnily enough, Ragna/Nu weren't even the first Black Beasts in the series. It was that fag Touya from XBlaze.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:28:26 2015 No.14178066 >>14178050 Pretty much. It's why a romance with a tanuki would involve her flabbergasted at how I refuse to let her even buy me a sub at subway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:28:33 2015 No.14178067 >>14178054 Shut the fuck up you raging faggot. Alpha is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:29:01 2015 No.14178071 >>14178053 >monsters live forever if they have a husband >still lying You get a lifespan boost so you can match your waifu's, nowhere in the guide is it said anyone lives forever, not even undead, you are assuming, so the one with the headcanon is you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:30:31 2015 No.14178076 >>14178060 Who? >>14178062 And what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:30:41 2015 No.14178077 >>14178067 Nyet. She's coming Anon, and when she does. five way with Alpha, Lambda, Mu, Nu, and whatever selfinsert the doujin author wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:31:44 2015 No.14178081 >>14178076 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:32:33 2015 No.14178084 >>14178071 >living forever Not in the Q&A's either I should add.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:32:36 2015 No.14178085 >>14178077 If Tanabe does a doujin with all of the Murakumo Units I will eat my hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:32:49 2015 No.14178086 >>14178047 Not even if they're of adult age and body and you're a single father?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:34:01 2015 No.14178089 >>14178086 What about zombie mom? Isn't she getting in on this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:34:18 2015 No.14178090 >>14178047 >not loving your daughteru as she deserves I came here to laugh at you .jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:35:58 2015 No.14178096 >>14178086 Nyet. Not even if she's in heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:36:20 2015 No.14178098 >>14178089 Don't you mean isn't the Wight mom getting in on the father dicking zombie daughteru action? The answer is yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:37:41 2015 No.14178101 >>14178071 >>14178084 >Anons can't make simple logical inferences Oh, right, I forgot where I was for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:37:51 2015 No.14178102 >>14178050 I see where you're coming from here, and I agree with the sentiment. But I don't think I could honestly turn down all that wealth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:38:15 2015 No.14178105 >>14178096 Congratulations! You are a good father! You'll at least hook her up with a nice, hard working guy from your workplace, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:38:30 2015 No.14178107 >>14177884 Someone has to give those fairies their morning dew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:39:32 2015 No.14178110 >>14178101 >have no hard facts to back anything up >being anything but speculation

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:39:34 2015 No.14178111 >>14178105 As long as she likes him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:40:39 2015 No.14178115 >>14178098 By why would the daughteru be a zombie? Were they all in a freak accident from which only the father survived? Is there a wight werecat carrying her hug hungry zombie werekitten?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:41:36 2015 No.14178118 >>14178107 >Titania fluffs her subjects every morning to prepare them for... something That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:42:13 2015 No.14178120 >>14178105 >good father >wouldn't embrace his daughteru on the veranda while comfy in a rocking chair, letting the warmth inside her and the feeling of safety, being in his arms carry her off to sleep Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:42:56 2015 No.14178122 >>14178115 They were covered by undead insurance and brought back after the accident. And I sure as heck hope so, that's an adorable image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:44:26 2015 No.14178125 >>14178115 A wight would birth a zombie according to MG genetics. Any succubus subtypes birth succubi. Hobgoblins will give birth to goblins and so on. They child can be the same monster it's mother is, but the chances are low.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:45:12 2015 No.14178128 >>14178122 >Werecat wight letting out a little giggle as their zombie daughteru groans "Daaaaady" while trying to grab him with her paws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:45:30 2015 No.14178130 Man, I think this threads has been the longest to die in while.

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