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I just realized, ain't she the cutest?

>> No.14157948
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She's up there.

>> No.14157958

>>14157948
Suika's feet!

>> No.14157974
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>>14157958

>> No.14157999

>>14157974
I want to tickle them!

>> No.14158008
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>>14157999
no such luck

>> No.14158279
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I got drunk today. I blame Suika. Now I have an erection that won't go away. I blame Suika for that, too.

>> No.14158299

>>14157974
Suika looks like a doll!

>> No.14158310

>>14158279
I don't know about the first part but Suika does give a lot of people unabating erections.

>> No.14158318

>>14157974
>>14158008
this is how to draw suika

>> No.14158519

>>14158279
me too. it had been two weeks, and as soon as i walked into the bar and ordered a drink, i thought of her, and put it down for her. and got several more.

>> No.14158535

>>14158519
Why would you go to a bar?

>> No.14158606 [DELETED] 

>>14158535
Lol u to him 2da bar?

>> No.14158731

>>14157791
20+ unscanned doujinshi and counting.

Fuck you Alabama Anon.

>> No.14159632
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I wish Suika was the Hakurei miko.

>> No.14159702

>>14158519
Same tbh, I went to a bar last Friday like a normie and downed 2beers immediately, one for Suika and one for Yuugi.

>> No.14160033
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>>14158279
fair enough

>> No.14160046

http://exhentai.org/g/839024/bddad50698/

>> No.14160093

>>14159702
>Same tbh
Keep your crossie abbreviations the FUCK out of /jp/, nerdcake.

>> No.14160470
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especially cute while drinking

>> No.14160620

>>14160093
Calm down fam, smh

>> No.14161009
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Would you rather an unconscious drunk Suika or a barely conscious drunk Suika?

>> No.14161039

>>14161009
Barely Conscious. Unconscious is overrated.

>> No.14161045

>>14161009
Conscious enough to moan and drunkenly trying to leglock you is the best

>> No.14161150

>>14161045
Consensual drunken sex sounds boring.

>> No.14161317
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She's the lewdest

>> No.14161402
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>>14161317
Lewd and still fertile!

>> No.14161413

>>14161402
DELETE THIS

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>>14161402

>> No.14161458
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>>14161413
Safe sex with the Oni!

>> No.14161493

>>14161458
But I'm ready to take responsibility!

>> No.14161498
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>>14161458
A condom won't stop bruises and scratches. It's really not as safe as they say.

>> No.14161497

>>14161458
I don't believe in birth control

>> No.14161554
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>>14161498
Bruises and scratches won't kill you. Sounds safe to me.

>> No.14161908

Seeing as Suika could very easily rip me in half, raping her is out of question. We would have to have a deep emotional connection; an intimate trust. That turns me on.

>> No.14161919

>>14161908
Or, you know, she could just throw you down and forcefully reverse missionary fuck you.

>> No.14161944

>>14161919
Well, that... is a serious challenge to my masculinity. A cute girl, yet so strong she's godlike (of course, she's an oni), completely having her way with me because SHE WANNA FUCK ME! I wouldn't even be able to do anything to her. This is the perfect emasculation. I had no idea I wanted this so badly.

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>>14161944
And she wouldn't even cuddle with you when she's finished.

>> No.14162046

>>14161987
That's too far...

>> No.14162101

>>14161944
Best part is where you are so flooded with adrenaline, fight or flight and confusion you can't get it up.

>> No.14162178
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>>14162046
Maybe that's just the story she tells the other oni when they drink. Maybe she's actually a bit timid and shy when it comes to lewd things.

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>>14162178
That's better
Secret Intimacy with Suika...

>> No.14162279
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>>14162191
I want to tickle her until she cums.

>> No.14162311

>>14162178
Being timid and shy comes with being young and inexperienced. I don't really believe this applies to any powerful youkai.

>> No.14162326

>>14162101
No, the best part would be her mocking you for your semi-flaccid penis, before she changes the density of its tissue or something to make it rock-hard

>> No.14162612

*sigh*

>> No.14164213 [DELETED] 

>>14157958
I'd lick them!

>> No.14165796

>>14162279
Anon, that isn't tickling!

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>>14161987

>> No.14166062
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I swear she has to be at least half succubus.

>> No.14166115

Drunkards are not cute

>> No.14166219

>>14166115
That's strange, because Suika is definitely cute.

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>> No.14166832

I want to drink at a party with Suika sitting in my lap. Maybe she could secretly grind against my erect penis and make me cum in my pants!

>> No.14167659

>>14162326
No, the best part is when she makes a tiny copy of herself and goes spelunking in your urethra, finds your ejaculatory ducts, and forces them open, making you forcefully ejaculate and drowning her mini-me in your love juice.

>> No.14168553

>>14167659
Well that doesn't sound fun at all.

>> No.14169790

>>14168553
We must have different tastes

>> No.14171153
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I want to replace all her alcoholic drinks with nice, refreshing water.

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>>14171153
That's ok. She'll get used to it.

>> No.14171454
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>go to the gym late at night because autismal and scared of people
>bulgarian program, so I'm warming up to my 4 plate bench PR attempt
>4 plate minus 2.25kg feel very shitty so I look around the gym for someone to spot me
>anyone there?
>ohayo!
>it's fucking suika
>she's drunk
>Suika you're drunk
>no I'm not
>Suika you're drunk
>you're drunk screw you
>ok whatever if it's just for one rep maybe she can spot me
>Suika can you spot me
>ye sure
>start benching
>Suika is spotting me she can change density so I feel safe
>suddenly the bar gets heavy
>suddenly it cuts my arms, bones and all cleanly in half as it approaches my chest
>incredible pain, I black out
>come to my senses, I'm dead
>what the fuck suika you drunk faggot
>find out from other ghosts suika accidentally increased density of the bar not decreased it
>panicked when it got heavier and made it even more heavy
>it got so heavy it literally fell through me to the center of the Earth
>turned into a black hole there
>everyone died
>everyone berating suika who's dead too
>Cirno starts callling her baka
>Suika's crying now
>Cirno is getting really worked up like she's losing it starts beating Suika
>Suika hits Cirno back
>Cirno takes out a switchblade cuts up Suika everyone's like WTF and Cirno's all SHE STARTED IT DUMB BITCH GOT WHAT'S COMING TO HER DUMB BAKA
>Cirno realizes what she's done while Suika's bleeding out
>Starts freaking out even more swinging her switchblade at people
>cuts up yuyuko and shikieiki
>reimu flips shit and kills everyone completely dead yelling about donations

thanks suika you drunk retard

>> No.14171485

>>14171454
Delete your trash post RIGHT now.

>> No.14171507

>>14171485
no
everyone must know

>> No.14171533

>>14171454
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.14178029

Guys, Suika is eyeing me up and starting to yell demeaning things about me, and I'm scared!

What should I do?

>> No.14178129

>>14178029
unzip dick

>> No.14178276
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Do you like little oni butts?

>> No.14178291

>>14178276
Very much. You should post more.

>> No.14178526
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>>14178291
It's probably very firm.

>> No.14179381
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How big is this loli?

>> No.14179447
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>>14179381
not big enough in the right places

>> No.14179499
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posting more ass

>> No.14179505
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>>14179499
cONIing through

>> No.14179510
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>>14179505
suika's ass

>> No.14179514

Christ I wish I was Suika, I'm already drinking and lifting but I will never be her

>> No.14179525
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>>14179510
have some more ass

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>>14179499
good idea

>>14179514
what a weird thing to be upset about

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>>14179525

>> No.14179603

>>14179549
Just a little more...

>> No.14179678
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>>14179525

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Seems like Suika needs to calm down a little bit.

>> No.14179833
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contemporary suika

>> No.14181298
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I want to see her with a ponytail.

>> No.14181704
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>>14181298
about to be filled to the brim suika

>> No.14181734
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>>14181704
I'll certainly fill her to the brim, if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.14181916
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>>14181734
That wouldn't look anyhwere near as impressive though.

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>>14181916
It'll look impressive when her belly expands to hold the half-oni triplets I gave her.

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>>14182172
That doesn't look particularly pregnant to me. More like she's had a bit too much sake.

>> No.14182736
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>>14182535
It's probably both.

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>>14182736
That would be worrysome to say the least.

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>>14182744
I'm sure FAS doesn't exist with onis.

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>>14182792
still weird

>> No.14183286

>>14183164
Can she even go 9 months without drinking?

>> No.14183295

酔+鬼=醜。

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>>14183286
very unlikely

>> No.14183383

>>14182792
It doesn't exist only with pure oni, hence there are no half-breeds. Perhaps, evolutionarily, onis drank so much only the offspring who could make it, survived.

>> No.14184423
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>>14183383
Miscarriage with Suika?

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