/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, 2016 is coming up quick! Which Touhou should all of the Americans on /jp/ write in on election day? It won't do any good if we all write in different Touhous so we should start deciding on one now!

The way I see it, our options are:
1. Miko - she can listen to ten times as many requests as other candidates, making her ten times as productive at being president
2. Kanako - focus on industry and alternative energy sources could help with peak oil crisis
3. Reimu - canon undefeated, just like America
4. Kaguya - instead of waging stupid wars she'd just take it easy
5. Reisen - hard working, knows how to dress for success
6. Satori - can read people's hearts, so she would know the best way to take action in our interests (strict upgrade over Miko IMO)
7. Remilia - cute loli vampire
8. Rinnosuke - a guy
9. Cirno - in all honesty Cirno probably should not be president (but that's just my opinion)
10. Seija - we've had a rough couple of decades but she could really turn this country around
11. Hecatia - one to control each branch of the government


Which do you think would be the best at running America /jp/? You're all registered to vote, right?

[Anonymous No.]

The slut, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157412
>>14157421
Seconded for Clownpiece

[Anonymous No.]

Clownpiece is the only option honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157412
For a sleepy NEET who plays video games, Kaguya has a bangin' body!

[Anonymous No.]

Yukarin of course

[Anonymous No.]

reimu, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>canon undefeated just like America
>

[Anonymous No.]

Byakuren because she would break all her promises and do 180s in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157412
>no clownpiece as a option

ONE JOB

[Anonymous No.]

>>14159198
America was canonically defeated in Vietnam, for example. And it wouldn't be too difficult to defeat them on their homeground as well using a few nuclear bombs, except that the rest of the world isn't as inhumane to erase a few million people just for a war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157421
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157412
Clownpiece or bust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14159313
A few nuclear bombs wouldn't even defeat one state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157412
>11. Hecatia - one to control each branch of the government
What is this mean? Separation of power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14159313
>the rest of the world isn't as inhumane to erase a few million people just for a war.
what? maybe you meant civilians? in which case, many other countries are still more than willing to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14167231
If you are talking about big country like Russia, China, USA or India you may be right. Nuclear weapon is very effective against small-to-medium highly-centralized country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14167266
USA's president isn't the main/sole force of power, despite what people think. There are actually three branches of government. (so yes, separation of power) Since she controls 3 hells, they're saying she could be all three branches of the government.

>>14167275
The topic of >>14159313 was about USA being defeated by a few nukes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14170171
>USA's president isn't the main/sole force of power, despite what people think.
I'm sure most people in 4chan (who care what the normies think) think that US's president have little or no power at all. Almost all US president in 20th century except Theodore 'motherfucking' Roosevelt, and JFK are basically puppet.

[Anonymous No.]

No president
Burn the rich
Anarchy now

[Anonymous No.]

Yukarin will find all the Corpse Parts and save America!

[Anonymous No.]

Conservatives are corrupt
Opposition are idiots
I vote in two weeks
Will vote for lewdest Touhou
Nominations start now

Will take pictures

[Anonymous No.]

Yama will uphold the Constitution and protect our second right to bear arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157412
>murrica
>democracy
you can only pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.]

Okuu sounds like a prime choice for the development of advanced energy sources.

Nuclear stockpiles, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14178800
>Okuu sounds like a prime choice for the development of advanced energy sources.
You are thinking of Kanako. Okuu is just living nuclear reactor. And she was chosen because she is a stupid simpleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14178822
Sanae was the one who spearheaded the cold fusion thing, wasn't she?

Clean energy isn't American, though, so she's out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14178822
Then she's good.

Even if all who don't worship her in America get fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157421
Please do not fat Clownpiece

[Anonymous No.]

Chancellor Byakuren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14157421
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna have a 4some with all 3 Hecatias!

Now that's a policy I could really... get behind B-)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14173220
I'd like to see her in a debate. She could probably answer any question in one sentence, and would shut down any retort immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14178822
Okuu's a good girl though! Character and integrity are the most important characteristics to look for in a leader. Want proof? Just ask yourself the following: Have the great crises over the past decades been caused by a lack of competence, or a lack of character?

Take the 2008 financial crisis for example. You had the most competent people in the world managing money, but what they ultimately lacked was good character and integrity. That's why we need Okuu for president. When the times gets tough, a good girl like Okuu will know to make the right decisions!

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi.

Tewi is a liar, and therefore would be the best politician.

Also reported for /pol/ leakage.

[Anonymous No.]

No votes for Eirin? We could have free medicare!

[Anonymous No.]

Meiling will introduce better foreign policies between China and America...

or sabotage the land of the free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14198519
Meiling will put her foot down and institute gun control! I like it