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Only my womanhood can win this!

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Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14147858

Maids are love.

>> No.14147861

>You will never be in love with your scientist colleague who later turns into a monster girl
>You will never end up banging a robot in your grief when you thought she was dead this whole time

>> No.14147862 [DELETED] 

Whoa, is that a jubjub? It's the first time I see that picture

>> No.14147864
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You may now resume the previous thread's shitstorms.

>> No.14147865
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You ruined my sniping attempt
Still, wifeslime is best slime

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I'm ready for this one to be better than the last!

>> No.14147868

Damn, and to think I'm listening to Revelators theme right now.
It's Elphelt from Guilty Gear Xrd as a Jubjub.

>> No.14147871

You're joking?

>> No.14147874
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Where is less I miss him.

I want him to draw cute porn of his alp. It's not like he's working on commissions or anything.

>> No.14147877

We're still on the weekend so don't count with it.

>> No.14147879



Pink slime is also nice.

>> No.14147883

I think he's implying that you just pass out.

>> No.14147884

Which MG do you want to dominate the most and for what reason?

>> No.14147886

Anon because he's a faggot.

>> No.14147887

Fuck off is too soon for this shit again.

>> No.14147888


I guess I won't do it when this thread dies then, sorry

>> No.14147889 [DELETED] 

I'd fuck that demon alp thing

>> No.14147890

Are you his stalker?

>> No.14147891

Well, I'm not going to lie, I would like to be coiled around a Shirohebi.
They're beautiful girls.

>> No.14147894

Monsters generally being more into scents and smelling, casually sniffing their males as an ordinary and universal occurrence would be so hot.
>aftersex time with your Mantis wife
>she's lying on you slightly lower, her antennae touching and tickling your shoulders and neck while she buries her face into your chest for some slow, sensual sniffing
>she's been doing this quite frequently
>"Hey, not like it bothers me in the least, but I've always wondered... Aren't your antennae alone supposed to provide all the smelling you want? I've read somewhere they're extraordinarily sensitive, like you know, something to envy"
>"They are. And they do. But it's different. It won't give me what I want now. The scents... they feel distant. I can notice them, learn things from them, but they remain... outside. But yours... I crave it, I need to absorb it, let it fill me... And human nose is quite better for that..."

>> No.14147898

Domming MGs is allowed. Cry elsewhere.

Not sure I understand.

>> No.14147900

Reminder to not reply.

>> No.14147901

I want a monstergirl to say she loves me

>> No.14147902

You know, Shirohebis are cute.

>> No.14147904
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>You will never have a slightly yandere kikikeep you trapped in a corner with a cicada block and tell you bad jokes while being oblivious to your cowering.

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Are you okay with some French bishie motherfucker banging your offspring?

>> No.14147908

Hellhound because they represent everything that warrants breaking.
Dark Priest because I have a nun fetish and I sort of always wanted to paddle someone with an oversized crucifix.
Minotaur because I want to wrestle a pissed off cow.
Titania because she's sweet.

>> No.14147909 [DELETED] 

No it's not, silly anon.

>> No.14147910

You and me both.

Who am I kidding? I'd probably end up screwing things up anyway...

>> No.14147911



>> No.14147912
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That's some damn good taste brother.

>> No.14147915

You both need to take this petty argument elsewhere.
No need to bring old thread stuff up again.

>> No.14147918

Get the fuck out nigger

>> No.14147920

She's like 5 years old, you sick fuck.

>> No.14147921

How would the Wonderland version of your waifu act?

>> No.14147922 [DELETED] 

Cry more.

>> No.14147925
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That body sure isn't.

>> No.14147927

What if my waifu is from Wonderland?

>> No.14147928

Hellhound because it makes people mad.

>> No.14147930

I'm not sure I want to know, if I'm being honest. I don't think her experiments can get any lewder, anyway.

>> No.14147931
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>"Hey kid, wanna 'Kero Kero'?"

>> No.14147932


"Off with my maidenhead.

>> No.14147933
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>Purple skinned, black sclera-lookin bitch
>Metal trappings everywhere
>Slightly yandere
>Will make the entire world hers for you
>Oh, and is also Wonderland now
Hoo boy.

>> No.14147934

You need to stop thinking you can tell me what to do. Said it last thread, I've had enough of your shit, maledom is as much part of MGE as femdom and no one is going to stop me discussing it.

>> No.14147939 [DELETED] 

Boy I can't wait for you to stop talking about your precious maledom for like a month then come back crying more bitch tears.

>> No.14147940

I-is that thing going up my butt?

>> No.14147941

Thank you. Who do you like?

>> No.14147942

Would you newfags kindly learn to delete your reaction images? This is some bullshit running out of images like the last few threads.

There's about enough for one image every ten posts.

>> No.14147943

...only that you kept false-flagging from both sides while whining how oppressed you are by the big meaniefaced femdomfags?

>> No.14147945

No, only Mofu Mofu. Gotta get my fix man.

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Down your throat, fuckboi.

>> No.14147948

Cool, there's no need to shitpost about "nobody likes muh maledom" then.
No need for arguments again is all I'm saying.

>> No.14147949

>You'll never be a dark spirit who's still capable of doing good when the time calls for it, at the cost of having to work together with a nagging, overly friendly pure feminine spirit

>> No.14147950

Are you new? Normally when a new thread starts people try to stop and start again so we can have peace for a while. Instead of that you're trying to continue the shitfest we had at the end of the last thread.

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Would you?

>> No.14147956

Not nearly enough stories about her, though.

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>> No.14147959

What a depraved Monoeye.

>> No.14147960

Damn straight.

>> No.14147961

Did Carroll ever have any caricatures of power-hungry merchants or Asians in his stories?
Because I'd think a Tanuki would either look like the Monopoly man or a Victorian era oriental parody.
Wacky recolor mandatory.

>> No.14147963

As long as she cuddles me and makes me some tea with honey for my throat I am 100% down for that. If she does it often enough my gag reflex will go away, right?

>> No.14147964

>More purple
>Even more yandere than before
>Metal trappings are now fancy metal trappings
>Will overthrow the Queen of Hearts and put you at the top
>Also, More Purple

>> No.14147968

Would she accept cuddle-healing while sharing earbuds looping the works of Brian Eno?

>> No.14147971

Except I'm not saltman.
>yes you are lel

Whatever you say. I'm not even the guy who posted >>14147884 though I did answer >>14147908. Notice how no one is bitching but you?

I'm going to have fun here and no one is getting in my way is what I am. Now drop it.

>> No.14147972


That really doesn't sound appealing.

I do not find choking sexy.

>> No.14147975

Again, all I'm saying is, let's try to have a normal shitposting-free thread, right?
We can do that, right?

>> No.14147976

I'd use the condoms while fucking her mouth.

>> No.14147983

praise Jubjub!

>> No.14147984

>and no one is getting in my way is what I am
Be careful people we have a tough guy here

>> No.14147987

All those you mentioned with the exception of minotaur. I also like Anubis and Manticore quite a bit, and an Apophis would be fun.

>> No.14147988

Not any of them, there's a couple people that will call you salty or saltman if you say anything negative about whatever stupid idea they have. Saltman is a false boogieman as almost everyone here has something or another that they dislike.

That being said, there is a guy that's gone on for months about "why does nobody like my maledom" who is a tremendous fag. Maledom stories don't even get hated here, but pushing a particular taste on other people always starts a shitstorm.

Personally, I find this new use of salty to be extremely retarded. Thank god it will be forgotten in a few years like 80's slang such as radical and 90's like extreme.

>> No.14147991

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

>> No.14147995

No, we can't, here you are bitching at me already over fucking nothing, and it will happen again when something else comes up, Be it collars, princess carrying, being a slut, not being a slut, beating the MG, submitting to the MG, or a misconstrued post that someone will take advantage off to cause a shitstorm. Now unless you want to talk about maledom or just MGs doing cute things, stop talking to me.

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What Monster Girl do you like seeing art? What Monster Girl art are you hoping for more of? Anything you'd like to say about Monster Girl art?

>> No.14147997

You realize I was quoting you and >>14147909 at the same time, right?

>> No.14147998

>Overplaying your hand
Now here's someone who shouldn't go to Vegas.

>> No.14148000
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Sounds cute.
I should really think of starting up a Dizzy subfolder in my Arcsys folder.

>> No.14148001

I wish I had the money to commission an artist to illustrate my writing.

>> No.14148002

You're totally a newfag, aren't you.

>> No.14148003

I know who he is, I've told him to buck a few times until I realized what he was doing. Him being here doesn't change anything for me however. This thread runs on hate, not like I'm not used to it.

>> No.14148005

He kinda sounds like it. But then I bet this guy is too >>14148000 with his images every reply.

>> No.14148012

>What Monster Girl do you like seeing art?
Harpies, undead, and succubi.
>What Monster Girl art are you hoping for more of?
Werebats, other Undead and potentially Wendigos.
>Anything you'd like to say about Monster Girl art?
I save pictures to my MG folders every day. I can't stop.

>> No.14148013

For $50 and under you could get pretty good art from Magnifire, Daikazou, and Luthernial.

>> No.14148015

Nigger I've been here since /a/.

>> No.14148017

>>I can't stop.
>tfw I've been pausing MonMusu every like 30 seconds to screencap yet another pic of Miia or whatever girl doing something cute
>For 5 episodes so far
What am I doing with my life.

>> No.14148019

Would your waifu try to find a way to get you back if you became a zombie? Would she be brave enough to put you down if it was irreversible?

>> No.14148020
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snow jubs

>> No.14148021

I want to take over an Amazon village and be warchief.

>> No.14148023

I want to fondle those chocolate marshmellows.

>> No.14148024

Speaking of the crabman, his birthday's coming up in December.
I want to do something in celebration, in support of him and the anime doing well, even if it's a small letter or something.

>> No.14148025

Please use the Hellhounds to shitpost and let the Amazons alone.

>> No.14148026

>A Rival Hath Appeared!
>What will our Yeti Heroine do to combat this lewd foe?!

>> No.14148028

Of course she would.

>That spoiler
>Not riding this bad end all the way through
>Not keeping me alive and chained up in a room, coming in to feed me and care for my braindead ass while keeping up a smile and trying her hardest to act like nothing is wrong with that

>> No.14148031

She should've hacked off my limb first?

I don't know, I just prefer muh magical MGE waifu Zambies instead of shit you see in western media.

>> No.14148032

No shitposting period would be better.

>> No.14148033

Nigga that's how MGU got on KC's "Creeper" list.

What you wanna do is send him some nice Fanart in particular honor of his B-Day.

>> No.14148037

As if that would happen.

>> No.14148039

Here's your reply buddy. Don't spend it all at once now ya'hear?

>> No.14148041

Didn't they add stuff that involved calling him a shitty Jap and the like?

>> No.14148042

>Can Yeti take on this new, mysterious foe?
>Will Yukrillin-Onna ever stop dying to low power level enemies?
>Find out next time on Monster Ball Z!

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I'd like to see more Kejourou art in general.

>> No.14148045

>Paying artists
Fuck that. I wish I had the talent to draw.

>> No.14148048

Yes, after recent events I need to see a Kejourou pleasuring herself with anal toys.

>> No.14148049

My reply for what?

>> No.14148050

>Nigga that's how MGU got on KC's "Creeper" list.
They got on KC's bad list not because they sent him a birthday card, but because they sent him death threats in the guise of a birthday card.

Besides, Okayado likes hearing support from fans, I hear.

If my moonrunes are good enough, I could simply say "Congrats, and oh here's you as a hermit crab I drew or some shit". Even that might be fine.

>> No.14148052

It can if people just...don't shitpost.
Talk about monstergirls they like without talking about "Xdomfags are terrible people" and so on.

>> No.14148061

Not possible.

>> No.14148062
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>Like seeing art for
Holst, snow girls, Anubis
>Need more art
Nightmare, lich, wyvern, mantis
We need more people who will just sit down and do a little doodle. Full-on mono streams of a zinogre in a wedding dress are nice, but I like the little sketches, too

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>> No.14148066

Look at this reasonablefag. Can you just go one thread without fucking reasonposting? Christ, these terrible people are the cancer killing the threads.

>> No.14148067

We can always use more art of the undead girls.

>> No.14148068

That's adorable.

>> No.14148070

That just sounds like an excuse to shitpost.
Or at the very least, having a fatalist attitude shouldn't be an excuse to let others do it.

>> No.14148071

>We need more people who will just sit down and do a little doodle.
I agree, I love cutesy doodles.

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I'll just go back to liking my Devil Bugs and Matangoes, then.

>> No.14148077


are they shaped like shoes, are they human, or are they like harpy feet?

pls respond.

>> No.14148078

Typical fucking reasonfags, not prolonging arguments.

>> No.14148081

Liking them got-damn matangos and shit.

>> No.14148083

Harpy feet shaped into fuckme heels. For some reason.

>> No.14148084

They're harpy feet evolved to form in the shape of a shoe. To fit the maid mindset.

>> No.14148088

I like your tastes anon. I like 'em a lot.

>Like seeing art?
Anubis, Lich, Mantis, Dragons, Nightmare.
>Hoping for more of?
All of the above. Anubis least of all though. I may love her to death, but I'll admit some people are right, she has plenty. Would love to see more, but others come first. Also other undead, Ghoul in particular, and Gnome.

>> No.14148089

are they prehensile or anything or is it like one monolithic toe heel thing like gross-ass Chinese feet binding?

>> No.14148092

Well, that's a mystery I don't think will never get solved.

>> No.14148093

Shirohebi and Ogre.

>> No.14148094

It irks me that all the winter girls are either brown or blue. I don't hate those monsters, but it's weird that the obvious "snow white skin" choice doesn't get used at all.

>> No.14148097

>that 0/0/255 blue on the talons
>that much brown on a snow monster
I want to like it, but I can't.

>> No.14148098

Looks like it's two toes and a hind toe formed into shoe and heel.

>> No.14148100

>Like seeing
>More of
This depends. As a general rule, I would love to see more of Yetis, loli Ushis, Lich, and Ghouls. Especially with Lich though, we don't need anymore of a certain kind that faggot wanted.
Not really. I tend to ignore most art anyway, so feel free to disregard my opinion.

>We need more people who will just sit down and do a little doodle.
Agreed. That's something I really like about the lawyer guy. Simple sketches for ideas while he probably works.

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>That much brown on a snow monster
The original snow monster was just a s brown. What's wrong with it?

>> No.14148103

Snow reflects sun, tans skin

That's why eskimos are always brown skin

>> No.14148105

Are you Fi?

>> No.14148112

That's pretty light for a brown, it would probably look less brown without the fluff to compare to.


>> No.14148113

I don't like this thread.

>> No.14148118

I like seeing more lamia girls get art.
Among the girls that need more art, though, I'd say:
>Jinko We talk about her a lot, but she doesn't have a lot of art.
>And Jiangshi. She needs more art too.
So there's that.
Even as a person who loves lamia art to death, I feel / know that I need to start holding back on Apophis art and try and get other girls art

>> No.14148121

This guy's right. You can get a sunburn in winter if it's bright out. It's not the heat that makes you crispy, it's the UV rays, and snow acts like a giant reflector in the right conditions.

>> No.14148122

I want date a beekeeper Gazer and tell her that beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

>> No.14148123

Wurm already has a substantial amount of art.

>> No.14148124

Do you feel in charge?

>> No.14148125 [DELETED] 

Are the last 1000 replies of the last thread worth cheking out?

>> No.14148126

Wait, are you the guy who gets Apophis art commissioned? The ones where the Apophis is looking down at the viewer in various outfits, from Winter Time to Business Suit?

>> No.14148129

You aren't fooling anyone Charon-chan. Go back in your hole.

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>> No.14148134

Good point, actually.
Forget I said that. I didn't say anything.

Those two I didn't commission. But I like them.

>> No.14148135

Yeah, but you figure mamano mana would stop the tanning and keep the skin pale, so it'd be easier to sneak up on potential husbands. Half naked brown girl in the middle of a field of white is going to stand out, and make it easier for the men to run. Yetis would be okay because they're not the raping kind, but snow jubjubs would need the camouflage.

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>> No.14148137

Ehhhhh... Probably not.

>> No.14148141

I agree with you anon. On everything.

>> No.14148142

So you're the guy who commissions the Apophis with the ponytail reading a book and all?

>> No.14148144

cuteness trumps functionality

>> No.14148148

>Implying pale skin can't be cute too

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Subs are cucks
Doms are fags

>> No.14148152

I asked for the monorus one, but actually, that other guy commissioned a lot of grapesnake pics.
Now that I think about it, he's really fucking cool.

>> No.14148155

Oh, my first thought was getting accused of being some tripfag.
It's pretty clear when someone says "fuck it" moves a slider all the way up, it starts to hurt when you look at it.

>> No.14148161

do not reply, only report

>> No.14148173

>What Monster Girl do you like seeing art?
centaurs (all subtypes), oni, succubi, wolfgirls
>What Monster Girl art are you hoping for more of?
bicorn, gandharva
>Anything you'd like to say about Monster Girl art?
i love huge tits and thank you Monster Girl artists.

>> No.14148179

Tewi a shit

>> No.14148180

I hate the way Monorus draws faces
He's not a bad artist by any means, but his faces are always "off"

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>> No.14148186

Loli Fi is a cutie pie.

>> No.14148188


>> No.14148191

Like like lizardgirls and salamanders, I want to see ore art of those

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You going to say no to that?

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I want to see more art of them in every circumstance. Using their hair for mundane things like turning the page in a book, stirring a pot of soup, etc., lewd stuff, cutesy stuff with their husband and/or daughter.


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Kind of hit-and-miss, really. They can be good, but the odder expressions tend to look a little wonky.

>> No.14148211

Still absolute perfection in my eyes.

>> No.14148213

So, what are you guys hoping for on Wednesday? I'm wanting a new scaled monster, it's been a long time since we've gotten a new one of those.

>> No.14148214

Still cute though.

God dammit.

>> No.14148215

>Hoping for good things
>Hoping for anything
>Having hope

>> No.14148217

Loli dragon

>> No.14148218

I guess we're getting something nobody expects again.

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That Anubis is probably one of his better faces. This one always looked weird to me, though.

{spoiler}You know what I just realized is wrong with this picture? She has no tummy '!'s.[/spoiler]

>> No.14148220


Still wanting the full size.

I have half a mind to commission an anubis daki from him myself and share it just to spite that anon.

But that will have to wait since I want to commission other monster dakis first.

>> No.14148221

>Be Bishie
>Get kidnapped, bound, and gagged by a Ushi-Oni, Hellhound, and Jabberwock
>Tied up to the ceiling, they all hungerly stare you down
>Last resort before they rape you
>They pause
>"You could all gangrape me and steal my virginity, but wouldn't you like something better?"
>They're listening
>"I'll tell you a secret. I'm a magical bishounen, and if you get me down from here I'll grant you all your wishes."
>"For you, an x-ray machine, For you, crab cakes."
>"How about sun screen, Pants that fit, Jabberwock, karate lessons?"
>"A dill pickle, For you, aerosol cheese, Transistor radio."
>"For you, an uncomfortable silence."
>"How about an extra thumb, For you, a hairless cat, Beard tonic, Premium cable, A scuba tank, 24 hour surveillance, Calamine lotion, A rubber ducky, Vigilante justice, A keyboard guitar, A singing bacherlorette pad, Comfortable walking shoes, A pet cobra, A road map, Cornrows, A pockerchief, The skulls of the vanquished."
>"Cheerleaders, business cards, free oil changes for life."
>"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
>"A heated pool, an amicable divorce, custody of the kids, a saddam daville, bionic feet, microphone skills, maid service, for you... A restraining order."
>"The electoral vote, the heavyweight title, bunny slippers, a good attorney, a short sleeve tuxedo, for you an electronic turkey baster, a pistol and one bullet, for you how about a baked potato?"
>"Just get me down and it's all yours. Come on, come on."
>The Monster Girls all decide to get you down, moved by your words.
>"Just so we're clear ladies, I'm not magical."
>With that you dart out of the cave, leaving them dumbfounded

>> No.14148224

Would fighting against the world for the sake of your waifu even be worth it if by the time you were reunited, you'd be a broken shell of a man who's seen too much?

>> No.14148229

Damn straight I'll say no. Midna's way better. Shortstack form with hips for days, sexy human form, and a much more enjoyable personality (read: actually has a personality).

>> No.14148230

You suck

>> No.14148231


Yes, that's where the healing begins.

I have a huge healing fetish, but I need to be broken before I can indulge in it.

>> No.14148237

What the fuck did I just read?

>> No.14148238

Why was he on the ceiling? Other than that
>making a fool of monstergirls
I like it.

>> No.14148240

That's really talented acting, to be able to talk through a gag.

>> No.14148245


Best girl is Malon.

>> No.14148248

Hey, that's good, I like it. Continue.

>> No.14148253

Would you be able to stay with your monster waifu if she turned back into her true monster form but retained her mind and personality?

Lets say she understands that sex might no longer be desirable or even possible in her new form.

>> No.14148255

I hate to break it to you, anon, but I never played all the way through OoT. Didn't play it on the N64, only played part of it on the GameCube re-release.And I've never even touched Majora's Mask

>> No.14148258

They made Fi pretty sassy in HW though.

>> No.14148262


That's nothing, I've never even owned a Nintendo console.

I grew up playing an Atari 2600 in the 90s.

>> No.14148263

Holstaur Malon when?
Nereid Ruto when?

>> No.14148266 [SPOILER] 
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Go play it
You get to marry a fish princess

>> No.14148269


Yeah. She wouldn't really be different anyway.

>> No.14148272

Would returning her back to normal be possible? The mental strain and suffering her going back to her old form would have on both of us would be excruciating.

>> No.14148274
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People without an amorphous waifu BTFO

>> No.14148275


What is she? A succubus? Elf? There are a few that wouldn't undergo any changes anyways.

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I'd try to restore her to normal.
Because reasons.

>> No.14148285

I think it's more or less the same.

>> No.14148287



>> No.14148290
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>Holstaur Malon when?
Matsu-Sensei already took care of that.
But since it's a bit too BE even for for me, I'll just post a cowgirl Malon pic someone else drew.

>> No.14148308
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>Raised alongside a Wyvern
>Enroll in the academy together
>Eventually best her and become her bonded partner
>Go the same path of many other Dragoons & consummate your bond
>Go on many adventures for justice together
>One night, wake up to her screams
>She's writhing in pain next to you
>Her limbs start to grow out
>Scales break through her skin
>Feminine features fade away
>Face melts into a maw of sharp teeth
>Her thrashing is destroying the room
>By the time she stops, several walls are gone
>You look her over & realize she's reverted to her original dragon form
>The stress & shock causes you both to black out
>The next day you go into town and hear the news
>Some madman managed to kill the Demon Lord & break her spell
>Return home, tell her the news
>You both huddle together and cry for a while, or she does the best she can
>Time passes, the two of you try to settle back into a 'normal' routine
>She's still in there, the same girl you fell in love with, just different
>You still adventure, and you treat her the same as much as possible
>She puts on a happy smile, trying to make the best of it
>But every now and then, you see something in her eyes
>A deep, unending sadness
>Both of you know things will never be the same again
>You'll never hold each other again, you will never be able to be together again
>There are nights where you wake up and hear her crying
>You sit with her, wipe the tears from both of your eyes
>No matter what, you'll always be there for her
>No matter what, she's still the girl you love

>> No.14148324

I don't know if I'm looking in the wrong places but I can't find a lot of art of lamias and other variations of snake girls.

And sharks. Those too.

>> No.14148325

Nothing that some basic magic can't fix.

>> No.14148329
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Here, I made this just for you.

>> No.14148331
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Here, have a laugh on me tonight.

>> No.14148335

Weeb Scheiße. Dropped.

>> No.14148339
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You disappoint me.

>> No.14148342

>This one always looked weird to me
That's deliberate.
It's supposed to be nervous and shaky, contrasting the matching pout.
Oh god you're right...


>> No.14148348

We should make a bingo with this.
Una muy linda señorita.

>> No.14148352

Little bit stupid because of MGE redundancy disclaimers...

But fuck 'em. This is good suffering.

>> No.14148354

>Has an incredibly low self esteem
>Goes on the threads to shitpost all day
Well, don't know what I expected.

>> No.14148361

But it's fiesta time, don't be disappointed.

>> No.14148375


>> No.14148379

I'd let her suck my goat that sounded much better in my head

>> No.14148383

Fuck yeah I would, I'd ride her around and deck out my little corner of our cave

>> No.14148385


Dragon and/or wurm.

>> No.14148390

I wouldn't mind letting a white snake live in my butt for a little.

>> No.14148396
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We need more art of Kakuen!

Year of the Monkey is on the horizon!

>> No.14148397


Man I'm so glad I picked a waifu that can shapeshift, this barely affects her at all.

>> No.14148400

I want a pygmy Kakuen to cling to my back during a thunderstorm.

>> No.14148401

>Ren Xiogmao
Worst case scenario is that she becomes a furry. Not a good thing, but it could have been worse.

>> No.14148403

Zipangu waifus cheat this.
A bakedanuki is still a good waifu.
Hell, I'd still take https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/b82d777fe2f97b5f67f905489391e701.png
if that's what it came down to, as long as she could still talk.

>> No.14148408

>run through Wonderland from what can only end in a life-long undesired marriage
>stumble into Humpties' laying nest

>> No.14148410

Are you saying that next year we can monkey around?

>> No.14148412

What the fuck does a dormouse turn back into?

>> No.14148416
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These Humpty Dumpty eggs are getting more and more ruthless

>> No.14148418

A very sleepy furry.

>> No.14148422


Also very tiny I think.

>> No.14148423

Not a talking pocket mouse? Dang. Well, at least she won't die within the year due to reduced lifespan.

>> No.14148427 [DELETED] 

TFT is making a poll for Halloween with scary monstergirls, the winner gets a full size commission done, but here is the good part, I can rig it. Now I really like Hellhound and Lich but they have way too much art already, so who should be the winner? I'll closed it in ten.

>> No.14148430

>Well, at least she won't die within the year due to reduced lifespan.

>All the waifus who have short lie spans in their original form die, leaving their husbands
>Year or two later
>"Hey guys, you can have your waifus back, I managed to fix the old demon lord's spell."
>Waifu already ded
and then I caled animal controll

>> No.14148432


>> No.14148434

Succubi turn back into the worst monsters of all.
human women

>> No.14148435


No ghosts?

>> No.14148437

>not at least revenging upon said madman

>> No.14148439

Well, I know wight is gonna blow it all out but I'm gonna vote ghoul anyways. I love them and they're way underappreciated.

>> No.14148441

Mythological succubi are demons though

>> No.14148443

I adore wight, but Ghoul just does not have enough art.

>> No.14148445

>Wight is gonna blow it all out
>a single vote
>while Ghoul is winning with seven
Medium kek

>> No.14148447

I don't want to suffer like this. Everyone getting their waifus back while I gave mine a burial. It'd be years before I'd even be receptive to MG assisted healing. From a wendigo wrapped up so tight in scarves she can't see in front of her.

>> No.14148449

>people actually voting for vampires, as if they don't have enough art

>> No.14148450

Agreed. I think KC's Jiangshi has the sexiest design, but Ghoul is at Jinn of the Jar and Tentacle tier for lack of art.

>> No.14148451
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I'm going to sneak up on sleeping chubby tanukis and doodle on their bellies and faces!

>> No.14148455

>use her horns as handlebars as you plow her
>you put two fingers into her mouth which she sucks on lightly bites with her fangs
>while doing both of these things, you also lean over her and nibble on an ear

she is cute, but I swear if she has a mexican accent it'd be a total boner killer. She better be a texas chupacabra with a texan accent.

>> No.14148460

>so sad
shes just an animal dude :^D

>> No.14148461

This won't end up having a dick, roight?

>> No.14148462

Why do you bother posting about Bob's gay cult here?

>> No.14148467

>a texas chupacabra with a texan accent.
My nigga.
Would she be a big girl?

>> No.14148472

>Wanting the voice of a redneck republican over a sensual Spanish accent
You've been listening to too many spics and Home Depot Mexicans. A good Spanish accent is sexy as hell.

>> No.14148473

He is sabotaging their poll

>> No.14148476 [DELETED] 

Ghoul it is. Thank you for voting.

>> No.14148477

Will she roll her R's sexily for me?

>> No.14148482

I made an assumption based on the relative frequency each gets mentioned. I assumed wrong.

>> No.14148485

>Wanting "eeey essay u wanna taco?" over a refined southern belle
A good Southern accent is charming as hell.

>> No.14148488

what do you mean by this, I can't tell your angle.

I assume you're making a joke about every thing being bigger in texas but I don't know if you mean "big" in the sense that she'd be fat or fit.

are you insulting Texas because of it's high obesity rates caused by all the fat mexicans or what?

if you mean big as in fit/tall/slightly muscled than, yeah, that'd be awesome

>> No.14148492

Mexicans don't have a "good spanish accent" fuck have you people actually been in mexico or the southwest? It's terrible they all sound like shit.

>> No.14148493

You were just supposed to say "For you" you know

>> No.14148495

>every thing being bigger in texas
This and the spoiler.
Though the fatties here deserve all the insults.

>> No.14148496


>> No.14148498
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>Chupacabra sounding like anything other than a mexican

>> No.14148500

There is so much wrong with this, but let's go with the easy bits.

Home Depot Mexicans are the Mexican accent. Somebody would go Castillian if they wanted proper classy Spanish. Chupatitties aren't Mexican anyway. They're Costa Rican.

And a cultured southern lady with a bit of a drawl is pretty damn tops.

>> No.14148501

There is a such thing as a good Spanish accent, but Mexican Spanish isn't it. Isn't their dialect sometimes poked fun at not only for frequent use of diminutives but also sounding slurred as all fuck?

>> No.14148502

>Costa Rican monster

>> No.14148505

>Castillian ... classy Spanish
>lispy staccato
Nigga pls, at least the Argies have some nice Italian influence.

>> No.14148507

Canadian accents.

>> No.14148509

you're both wrong, it's an extremely recent phenomenon that was first reported and still mainly documented in Puerto Rico around 20 years ago.

There is nothing distinctly Mexican about it. The reports coming from outside of Puerto Rico come from all over mexico and the american southwest.

>> No.14148512


>> No.14148515

Complain to the people that made it the international Spanish standard.

>> No.14148516

They're shit.

>> No.14148517

>Every thing being bigger in texas
For some reason I imagined a Holstaurus with a stereotypical cowgirl accent and an hourglass figure saying "C'mon city boy! Everything's bigger in Texas!" While thrusting her larger than average chest out.

Confident girls and accents. Two of my fetishes in one.

>> No.14148520

Fuckin' Mega-Hoslts man.

>> No.14148524

So instead of Mega-Milk.jpg, do holstaurus have Omega-Milk.jpg?

>> No.14148527

Would Wonderland girls have British accents?

>> No.14148530

Australian accents > New Zealand accents = UK accents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American accents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian accents
All cheshires have cockney accents

>> No.14148531

You do know Cheshire is a place, right?

>> No.14148532

>Boistrous cowgirl Holst that's well endowed even by her species' standards
I need art of this. Daisy Duke top or bikini top?

>> No.14148536

>UK accents
>Anywhere above trash tier

>Splitting Oz and Kiwi accents

You must be an Aussie then.

>> No.14148537
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I want to take one to the Alamo and then have a romantic dinner on the Riverwalk ;_;

>> No.14148544
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Fucking bogans, I'll tell you hwat! I bet your waifu is a giant spider, too!

>> No.14148546

Das a large head mate.

>> No.14148550

I want to shit on a Chesire's lunch

>> No.14148552

Those places are way overpriced. Better to get something at the bazaar and then have a romantic walk down the riverwalk.

>> No.14148555

It's like you never want to eat another clean meal again.

>> No.14148560

Shitting on a guy's dick sounds pretty gay

>> No.14148562

Speaking of Chesires, when will we get to see more of Ms. Butts?

>> No.14148573


>> No.14148586

Ms. Butts, every Anon's favorite auntie. You've never met her? Sounds like someone wants to meet her face to face.

>> No.14148590
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You go to the Riverwalk to eat on special occasions, this'd one of them.

I think I'd take her to Fogo de Chao, especially if she was a Chupacabra, I'd be she'd love that.

Last time I ate dinner on the riverwalk with my family at some italian restaurant, Some old lady had a stroke, vomited soup all over her table, and then her family panicked and started screaming, then an ambulance team had to come in and get her on a stretcher and it was a huge issue because she was unresponsive and they had problems getting the stretcher to get into the restaurant. The waiters had to move a bunch of tables and people had to get up and stop eating so that their table could be moved. Dinner was ruined for a lot of people.

>> No.14148592

I don't know, I heard she's kind of an ass.

>> No.14148594

Definitely wearing Daisy Dukes, probably a Daisy duke top too.

>> No.14148603

>One of those Brazillian steak chains
The very definition of overpriced. I went to the one in my city and once was enough. But then I really hate the bistro culture around here.

>> No.14148606
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>Monster Girls become real
>everyone here gets a perfect MG waifu and we're all happy
>it turns out it's actually the ruse, the end times and monster girls are actually demons created by the anti-christ
>his goal was to destabilize human relationships and society and demolish traditions
>we all get sent to hell

>> No.14148608

Was it a Fogo de Chao? The price and quality are great, or at least here they are.

>> No.14148609

>we all get sent to hell
So in the end nothing changes but we got some hot monster poon first? Sounds okay to me. I mean,maybe a different CIRCLE of hell, but really.

>> No.14148610

Nah man. The devil tempts you with earthly pleasures and stuff. You don't get sent to hell for true love. Unless you sold your eternal soul to bring your waifu to this world. You wouldn't do that would you, anon?

>> No.14148613
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Better to reign in hell, then serve in heaven.

>> No.14148615

What about alps? Were they really traitors that were in on the plan for some minute comforts like having to torture people for eternity instead of being tortured?

>> No.14148616

Pretty sure that was it. The food was good but it was $80 a head, and that's ridiculous.

>> No.14148618
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>> No.14148620

Is there a problem? At least I'll be able to experience true love before being sent to hell. On my part, at least.

>> No.14148623

>Australian accents
>Better than anything else
Ha hah haha ha ha haaa. Nnawh yee, gis a durry ey cuz?

>> No.14148626
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>You wouldn't do that would you, anon?
>implying I wouldn't marry Satan-chan in a heartbeat
Anon pls.

>> No.14148627

We're talking about food and selling our souls for waifus now.

>> No.14148630
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Are you kidding? I'd do anything to be with her.

I'd become a one man holocaust to be with my waifu.

>> No.14148631

Can I have a scary demon wife like that one demon lord from Rance?

>> No.14148632

>we all get sent to hell

What, so MGs we hook up with just laugh at us and leave after they reveal their true form? Or do we just live in hell with them?

>> No.14148637

Jokes on you, that's where my waifu lived before she met me! She'll introduce me and our daughterus to her parents and we'll go on nice long walks on the flaming beaches! Hellhounds are olev.

In all seriousness, Life would be far better than it is now. Plus, MAMONO MANA will make everyone live longer.

>> No.14148640

>laugh at us and leave after they reveal their true form

this would happen.

>> No.14148643

As a man that lives in london, i take offence to that

>> No.14148646


Well it was nice to have had love while it lasted. Even if it was a lie.

>> No.14148647


What's the alternative? Heaven without my waifu would just be a pretty hell.

>> No.14148648

I meant Australian people, not bogans

>> No.14148653


Son of a bitch actually did it

>> No.14148657

Welcome to heaven. All the clean living you want. None of that sex and intimacy stuff, you can't get married if you're dead. Dinner will be wine and bread forever. Just bend over when god asks you to and enjoy all the blinding light.

>> No.14148659

Fuck that, Hail Satan.

>> No.14148661

>Find a perfect, ladylike monster girl
>She's beautiful, and perfect in every way
>You couldn't be happier
>The end times happen and she reveals herself as a demon of hell
>She laughs at you, mocks you and tells you that she's bought front row seats to your eternal torture
>"Oh god, you're a fucking demon!"
>"That's right mortal! And you will suffer at the hand of my fellows!"
>"I'm going to fuck you like a demon!"
>"Ahahaha! Begging won't do y- what? What are you doing? Why are you pulling your dick out?!"
>"Because my dick is so fucking hard right now. We're doing this."
>"T-this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

>> No.14148663

>Pagens actually believe Heaven is like this
Heaven has joys and splendor far beyond human comprehension. If all you care about is earthly goods in heaven, then you have absurdly low expectations.

>> No.14148665

I think you mean heathens.

>> No.14148669

Don't you mean Sabbathites?

>> No.14148670

You mean heretics?

>> No.14148671

Then her vagina dentata takes a big bite.

>> No.14148682


out of crime.

>> No.14148686
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What's this funny thing I found?

>> No.14148690

You're cursed now, it'll never leave you until you can trick someone into taking it off your hands.

>> No.14148691
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>> No.14148692

>Sell immortal soul to the devil
>"Ahah! But mai waifu grants me physical immortality in the mortal plane! Checkmate Satan!"
>Devil sends his forces to attempt to take your life in increasingly brutal ways on a daily basis
What do?

>> No.14148693

Lamprey girl when?

>> No.14148695

Why? It seems nice, it purrs when I pet it, and it's soft. Why wouldn't I want to take it?

>> No.14148698

Oh you poor bastard, nobody here will save you.

>> No.14148701

It's an onahole, try putting your dick in its mouth.

>> No.14148703

>Latches onto your dick and sucks on it with expert precision
Sounds like a ghoul to me. Or a vampire.

>> No.14148716

But lampreys don't have jaws and are aquatic

>> No.14148723

The time has come

>> No.14148727

>search lamprey monster_girl on gelbooru
>never again

>> No.14148732

anyone got a link to Beast's pastbin? I lost my last one.

>> No.14148736

Iron Beast?

>> No.14148742

Yeah, that's the one, I was reading through his roulette series

>> No.14148765
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>"Pssh, keep walking kid, you wouldn't last 10 seconds with this thing on you. I think Sea Slimes are more something you can handle."

Boy, this Manticore sure is cocky, what are you going to do?

>> No.14148767

Gonna keep walking like she told me to do, I ain't interested.

>> No.14148769

Tell my hinezumi wife about this dyke that was hitting on me when I get home.

>> No.14148772

Get up in her face and bet her she's wrong.
And squeeze one of her tits while I'm at it.
We'd have to go to a Love Hotel or something too.

>> No.14148774

Walk away faster like the little pussy I am.

>> No.14148776

My waifu poisons her until she is begging for the dick
Maybe I'll consider it

>> No.14148783

I tell her that I bet I can last at least a full minute. If I win she has to shave off her fluffy mane, if I lose I'll be her sex slave for a month!

>> No.14148784

Call her a bully and get my Alp girlfriend to stand up for me. She's not going to let some big shot Manticore mock her boyfriend is she?

>> No.14148793

what one you reading right now?

>> No.14148802

Keep walking. Who wants anything to do with a cunt like that? Besides, I don't think I want to wind up with an undead manticore over something like this.

>> No.14148805

right now my fav is the salamander, Im really hoping he gets round to doing a dragon.

>> No.14148809

Ill give both her and her tail the spoon
she will learn to fear the spoon

>> No.14148816

I wish that guy would just get himself on the writefag list already, its a pain remembering

>> No.14148835
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I want to cuddle Miia and massage her tail and hold her hand while staring into her loving eys

>> No.14148840

I'm afraid of needles, manticores make me flaccid

>> No.14148854

Miia a shit, the only worse girl is Horsepussy, and only because of her horsepussy

>> No.14148858

I want to FUCK Miia.

>> No.14148863

Too bad she can't cook.

>> No.14148866

I just wished there was more to that scene with the ryu's reverse scale.

>> No.14148868

Are you the guy who has Miia as your waifu? Are you serious about it? I didn't know we had serious waifu people here. I didn't even know if there were serious waifu people.

>> No.14148882
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I mean, i haven't been posting here a lot lately, but yes, I'm serious waifufag, no plans or aspirations to ever get with 3D.

It's a good thing I can.

>> No.14148887

Did that Anon ever buy the $800 pillow?

>> No.14148891
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I'm still saving for it

and i have another normal sized one currently being drawn

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He's not alone as a serious waifu person.

Yuuko's been my waifu for years and I have two dakis of her.

>> No.14148898

Talent doesn't exist. You create your own damn talent by practicing.
Some people simply need to practice a little more than others. But in the end most people can still expect to spend a good 1000 hours drawing before they reach expert levels.

If you want to draw, get started now and practice. No matter how old you are, you can always learn new things. (Though starting at a younger age is going to be easier)

Now get to it anon.
Remember: motivation doesn't get you anywhere, discipline does. So just do it and don't wait for the right "mood"

>> No.14148901


How the fuck will you stuff that thing?

I tried using two large normal pillows for my daki before I was able to track down a body pillow that fit, and it did not look or feel good.

>> No.14148904
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Ya, we have you, me, a Jabberfag, and i'm pretty sure Anubis slut is one.

It takes 4 daki pillows according to crab

>> No.14148907

>Talent doesn't exist.
>Some people simply need to practice a little more than others.
Nice contradiction there goober.

>> No.14148917

If a monster girl used a human girl's demonic energy cleansing bodywash, would it feel like they're burning?

>> No.14148918

>and i'm pretty sure Anubis slut is one.

>> No.14148919

What a happy little family we have here.

Which Anubis guy though? I think we have two, and the Dragonslut one isn't what I'd call a serious waifufag. Not sure about the Jabberwock one though. Unless we have only one Anubis guy and I mixed them up for two people.

>> No.14148920

well, i mean, i was just guessing

but i know for sure about the jabberfag

he's commissioned some really damn good art

>> No.14148921

Laugh at her and tell her that she must be the laughing stock of the Manticore community with that tiny bulb and thin tail of hers.

I bet she couldn't even pleasure an Alp with it.

>> No.14148924

G-Good things come in small packages

>> No.14148925

Damn it. Now I want to see art of a manticore just sucking an Alp's whole tail into her tail and forcibly spreading the alp's legs for the viewer.

>> No.14148927


Human girls don't have demonic energy you fucking moron.

>> No.14148928

There's going to be a difference in starting difficulty for some people. But this is simply because people grew up doing different things, making it easier for them to get started.

In the end however it all comes down to cold hard practice. Drawing is hard because you have to start from zero. "Talent" simply means that the person starting with it already had some form of similar practice in the past and thus is not starting from zero.

>> No.14148929

They use it so they don't turn into succubi you idiot. That's what I was getting at.

>> No.14148932

I'd rather see her eating an alp out with her tailpussy

>> No.14148933
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He's certainly not alone, 6 years and counting for me.

No dakis but I do have other merchandise .

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>> No.14148937

If she does that she will realize the cold hard truth that every male watching is getting off the Alp and is simply ignoring the Manticore's thin and pathetic tail pussy.

>> No.14148940

Why does no one ever mention that obvious and major flaw with TOxA?

>> No.14148943
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That's she's too cute?

>> No.14148945
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If this leads to you talking shit about my waifu then someone's going to get an ass beating.

>> No.14148946

wolf cock gangbang

>> No.14148947

That Maybe never drew hentai of it, I meant.

>> No.14148948

Isn't that guy 12?

>> No.14148949

she's 2 pure, he knows it

>> No.14148950
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That is a damn shame.

Though there's plenty of fappable material in his new work.

Look at this sexy cat ass.

>> No.14148953

No shit, it's a manga about /ss/

>> No.14148954

>not being into /ss/

>> No.14148958


Older by the end of it I'm pretty sure, but I'm not sure how much time passes over the course of the series.

Hell, a year is never given in the entire series.

>> No.14148962


How is that /ss/ when she's technically 15?

>> No.14148966

Yeah I don't remember a story outside of beast's that talked about the reverse scale.

there was that one fic on MGU, but the MC in that is almost as bad as laven

>> No.14148967

I'm just saying the kid's a lucky son of a bitch.

>> No.14148968

body type

a loli wouldn't stop being a loli just because she's an immortal 1000 year old Lilith or something

>> No.14148971

I need a new chapter of this shit already, I'm sick of waiting.

>> No.14148973

Technically you can have /ss/ featuring a loli
Yuuko has a mature body and onee-san personality

>> No.14148975

what is beast doing now anyway? I havent seen him around for a while.

>> No.14148987

Are you the guy who commissioned the Daki?

>> No.14148990
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Watch out guys!
A powerful Wizard that hates race-mixing/ xeno relationships has been sent from the Order to destroy all monster girls

How will you respond to this?

>> No.14148995

I explain how only good goys hate Monster Girls because relationships stuck solely between two humans only serve to profit the jew, and even then after the male has been bled dry by the human girl, she abandons him for a black guy.

Monster Girls kill the jew.

>> No.14148999


>> No.14149004
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The human women are the TRUE succubi you fool!
If you've become a true wizard you should understand that!

>> No.14149006

Damn son, good on you, will you ever let us have the full art?

Also, how do you like Anubis?

>> No.14149009 [SPOILER] 
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Friendly reminder

>> No.14149012

What are you even trying to communicate? IS this a new method of shitposting?

>> No.14149014

>Order aligned

Wizards are chaotic don't give a fuck.

>> No.14149016

He is there, though.

>> No.14149017
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are you saying that /mgt/ has given us all it's can and the only thing left for it is to give us a comfy place to sit?

>> No.14149018

Nice, I like it. Continue.

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Friendly reminder

>> No.14149028

Nope. Been over this already.

And how do you mean?

>> No.14149029

Wizards will put you over their knee and spank your bottom, then tell you to stay off their lawn

>> No.14149032

tree stump monster girl when?

>> No.14149034

>Been over this already.
I don't remember, why do I miss everything

>> No.14149036

After Kasha, before Cu Sith.

>> No.14149039
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>> No.14149044

Do half-ghosts count as MGs?

>> No.14149047
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You better not be dating a Gyoubu Danuki

>> No.14149056

How do you half-die?

>> No.14149061
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I will date my bluepill selling waifu and I will LOVE it.
And we're going to make 400 babies that will rule the economy while you're wageslaving away with your wolfu or selling Alraune nectar for a pittance.

>> No.14149063

Trapped in a warehouse full of explosives and get gas on half your face

>> No.14149064

But I hate corn. It gets stuck in my teeth and doesn't digest properly.

>> No.14149069
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Ask her, not me

>> No.14149070

She was just born that way.
Also lives in the afterlife and can kill ghosts by slashing away their indecision.
It's a special case.

>> No.14149071

I want to cum inside Youmu's ghost pussy.

>> No.14149072

Guy tries to get into Thieve's Guild, screws up and ends up stealing some guy's destiny by accident, is relentlessly pursued by a Valkyrie looking to grant him an honorable death, a Cupid looking to give him a happy ending, and joined by a Demon called Surgat who can pick any lock.
Together they try to rob a Dragon.

>> No.14149075

I found a Jelly Donut in my daughteru's room, how do I punish her?

>> No.14149076

I've always found it cute that Youmu is scared of ghosts even though she works for Yuyuko and is half ghost herself.

>> No.14149078

Eat it in front of her.

>> No.14149079

skip the eye gouging and just skull fuck her

>> No.14149081

They should be /pol/'s ideal waifu, because they use the Jews' tactics against them for the betterment of all rather than for the betterment of a select few.

>> No.14149083

>not even reproducing it properly
You'll never be a notorious memer.

>> No.14149085
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>> No.14149086

It's really a very rational fear for her.

>> No.14149095

The only way any responsible father of a monster girl would.
Punish her in the Jelly Donut with your Éclair.

>> No.14149100
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Do you know why you stand before this tribunal?

>> No.14149105

>"Are you a bunny? Please answer that first."

>> No.14149106

I don't even know why the fuck I am suddenly in Egypt

>> No.14149109

What did I do? Was it that time I gave an Anubis an order and left her completely flustered?

>> No.14149112


MAN i missed this whole thing, does it have a story ?

>> No.14149114

>incriminating yourself
Dumb-dumb, that's how you end up as a paw-rubber.

>> No.14149116

Win by virtue of being the underdog.

>> No.14149118

No, it's a meme.

>> No.14149119

Suck my dick, your honor!

>> No.14149121

but all our stories are memes one way or the other.

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>> No.14149132
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>> No.14149142

Still not gonna take it.

>> No.14149147

But how exactly do you "Win" against unending hordes of demonic assassins coming after you and (indirectly) your waifu?

>> No.14149149

You remember all those you love and get a theme music power up.

>> No.14149152

>lilim having trauma flashbacks of past failures due to bullshit anime powerup

>> No.14149154

You said something about me stroking your ears and rubbing your paws your majesty?

>> No.14149156

The next time a hero breaks into her keep all he's gonna see are tubs of super marshmallow double chocolate fudge ice-cream on the floor and a slightly chubby disheveled Lilim in a bathrobe watching sappy movies, crying and shoveling ice-cream into her mouth between sobs.

>> No.14149159
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I want to cuddle and fuck this snek at the same time

>> No.14149160

Sounds cuddly.

>> No.14149163

She needs a good cuddle anon. And maybe to lay off the ice-cream.

>> No.14149165

Nah, she can have all the ice cream she wants.

>> No.14149166

Too much ice-cream is bad for her.

>> No.14149170

She's had a rough day/week/life, she can spoil herself on icecream for a little bit if she wants.

>> No.14149173

That's fair I suppose. But she needs exercise as well. Don't want her getting too fat.

>> No.14149180
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How do you care for your waifu's hair after a hard day's adventuring?

>> No.14149183

Shower, then give her the B.

then make it messy again. If you know what I mean.

>> No.14149190

Cum on it.

>> No.14149192

She can exercise after dessert.
Some time relaxing and a few homecooked meals will do her good.

>> No.14149200

>ask her what's wrong
>all she does is mutter "every time, every time, everytime..."

>> No.14149212

i shower with her and brush it, and then i cuddle and smell it for awhile

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>> No.14149238

Would forced harems be a thing?

>> No.14149244
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man i love that artist, i wish he would do some monstergirl stuff

>> No.14149248
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I want to go Fishing Wtih a Harpy!

>> No.14149257

Not fisting this time? Will she use your worm as bait?

>> No.14149263

>that doujin
This nigga. Also yes.

>> No.14149264

I now have a newfound hate of CYOAs

>> No.14149266

>you ask her what she talking about.
>she finally notices your a hero, intead of preparing for a fight, she just tosses a key at you.
>"that is the key to my treasury, take what you want and get out."
>you ask why she doesn't want to fight
>her face takes a more haunted look. "whats the point, I'm think I'm...no I KNOW I'm stronger then you right now."
>You ask why she doesn't prove that.
>"because I can already hear it, the guitar riffs, the dramatic piano, some woman wailing about love or some other bullshit, and that always leads to me getting defeated and my castle destroyed. I don't need to be a greater laughing stock among my sisters then I already am. just leave me alone."

>> No.14149267

I want to go Fisting Wtih a Harpy!

>> No.14149268

Poor woman.

>> No.14149270
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>> No.14149295

Would like to elaborate for the class or are you just gonna have an angry fap?

>> No.14149313
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>> No.14149321

she really needs cheering up

>> No.14149330

Maybe one day a hero will come along to save her.

>> No.14149331


>> No.14149336

and how you a hero cheer up the monster he's meant to be fighting?

>> No.14149337

Sudaca detected.

>> No.14149343

I have a dream of one day living in a world where a creature is judged not by number of limbs, but by content of character.

>> No.14149352

Imagine being stuck between her and an angry Ushi, both intent on taking you home.

>> No.14149353

A world where Abominations would be first-line waifus?

>> No.14149358

Trader Anon had his Anonkun thing last night, and when having the option to evolve a Ghoul turned Zombie turned Undead Human there were three choices, one being a Vampire, another being a Wight, good so far.

>> No.14149362

Large Breeds are violent to the point other MGs are afraid of them and have been excluded from the exchange program. So yes, I am judging her by content of character.


>> No.14149363
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Do not Fist the harpy

>> No.14149370

>you tell her it cant be that bad
>the lilim gives a hollow laugh "My sisters have conquered city's, defeated and married the strongest of heroes the land has to offer. I on the other hand get booted back to the demon realm with nothing to show for it."
>you say that she lives in a castle, that must be some thing.
>the lilim was starting to get angry "Look around you human! this place is empty! the heroes before you have ransacked the place! there no humans converted for my army, no city to call my own and I have barely any gold left and all because some little punk with a holy weapon `Fights for his loved ones`. between them and those who thrash my home I cant take it any more!"

>> No.14149373

>Fist the harpy
If you say so

>> No.14149376

You sound just a bit booty bashed.
That being said, it's Trader, you should have expected some bad shit to happen.

>> No.14149377

I'm not doing this again

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>> No.14149407

I dunno about you guys, but I fucking adore the 'power of music/camaraderie' trope. Say what you want about the disappointment that was Ghostbusters II; everything about the Statue of Liberty scene was absolutely perfect.

>> No.14149452
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Did the story from the other day, with the grape snake and her anon henchman/ employee/ babysitter ever finish?

>> No.14149467

>She's fallen into crying again "What am I meant to do? am I cursed to forever deal with this blasted `heroic second wind` even when defending my home?"
>you give the demon princess a hug and pat her back as she cries into your shoulder.
>after a few minutes she calms down. you hand the treasury key back to her and tell her that you don't know the answer but you do know that you won't add to her misery. you prepare to leave out the window you smashed through to get in.
>"Wait!" she shouts just before you climb out. "Can you return tomorrow?"
>not seeing a problem with this you give her a nod, and she returns the first real smile you've seen today.
>with nothing left to say, you leave her castle.

I might continue this later.

>> No.14149489

might as well keep this for now

>> No.14149492

Reminder to brush your Monster Girl daughteru's teeth for the upcoming month of chocolates and candy

>> No.14149500

The waifu and daughteru don't participate in Halloween.

It's an awful holiday that makes their kind out to be scary and something to be made fun of with cheap plastic toys. Remember, every October countless monster girls stay at home praying the cruel month will be over.

>> No.14149501
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Spooky time is upon us

>> No.14149514

>those tiny flat butts
Nip cargo cult sexiness with big tits slapped on a curveless girl in action.

>> No.14149518

Well maybe if they weren't horrible monsters out to devour humanity to begin with we wouldn't have to teach our children from a young age to be fearless of them.

>> No.14149529

She's not an Oomukade, she can take care of her own hygiene.

>> No.14149538

Reminder to start fattening up your harpies so they can get worried about being turned into Thanksgiving Dinner, only to reveal you had a real one ready and was just messing with them.
Remember they will fall for this each year because Harpies are dumb birds.

>> No.14149541
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She looks too thin.

>> No.14149546

Unfortunately no.

>> No.14149547 [DELETED] 
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>The 2015th year of our Goddess Ilias
>Having sexual relations with monster abominations

You're going to hell anon, stop with your filthy degeneracy .

>> No.14149548

That's an awful sterotype. Plenty of harpies are bright girls.

>> No.14149551

Please do

>> No.14149554
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Yeah, like Monet.

>> No.14149556

>dangle a coin in front of a british raven then throw it away
>they'll always chase after it after a brief moment of confusion
>mistake a chavy-ass crow for a raven and do it to her
>she pokes you in one eye with a feathery wing, takes the coin and pushes you down
>fuck chavs

>> No.14149560
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Stop memeing and let me give you your prostate exam

>> No.14149564

Not a meme, it's a reference. To the story where the Creepy-crawly had her teeth brushed by that pervert with an odor fetish.

>> No.14149568

>prostate exam
Uh, thanks Doc.

>> No.14149570

>Still pushing the stinky Oomukade thing

>> No.14149572

The memes never die, can't wipe the shit off our hands~

>> No.14149583
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>>Having sexual relations with monster abominations
You know I do.

>> No.14149595
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Gargoyles are for
1. Stories about their undying love and loyalty
2. Getting pooped on by birds and Harpies and getting ignored by write- and drawgags

>> No.14149598

Shout out your story idea if you care about them so much.

>> No.14149601


>> No.14149602

Me? I've got important things to write about. I don't care about Gargoyles.

>> No.14149603

I want to like Ganmarei but I'm afraid if I spend too long on his pixiv I'll start liking guro

>> No.14149608


>> No.14149609

>not liking guro to begin with
Anon, I...

>> No.14149616

>being a sociopath
Scum, I...

>> No.14149621

Fuck off, not even /d/ want your kind.

>> No.14149623

>2D = 3D
Normalfag, I...

>> No.14149633

All y'all sure do seem to like my stories, you know. Just sayin'.

>> No.14149636

Speak thy name, Fiend!

>> No.14149638

Don't forget testing out an alchemists new concoction.
Time to see what happens when minomilk and hathor milk are mixed together and fed to a gargoyl that's just eaten a loli cookie and CC Cake.

>> No.14149643

back to /b/ with you

>> No.14149645

The University cut your funding! Get out of here! This experiment is illegal! Pull the plug or we'll get the POMF-unit to do it!

>> No.14149649

>Gargoyle waifu sitting at her long-dead husband's gravestone for centuries

>> No.14149651

I must learn what happens!
It's for science after all.

>> No.14149656

You concentrated on so much if you could that you forgot if you should. To think that once you were my colleague and a respected scientist. But now it's all Ogre.

>> No.14149661

No, no. The Ogre experiments are a different dude.

>> No.14149663

I bet it's notorious gurofiend Harblador.

>> No.14149665

No, the ogre/familar hybrids were last week.

Next you'll get mad that I made a potion for guys made from a raging mushroom, humpty egg whites, manticore venom, and a little bit of sticky mushroom.

It's a hit!

>> No.14149667

Was that the Ouroboros research team?

>> No.14149669
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Pls take responsibility.

>> No.14149677

I don't remember this one.
Looks like an oni/harpy/dark elf hybrid.

>> No.14149678

That girl desperately needs a tailor, those tits are obviously suffering!

>> No.14149679
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Whatever dude.

>> No.14149684

>Sticky Mushroom
>not Corruption Fruit

And this shit right here is why your research will never be taken seriously.

>> No.14149695

>doesn't even remember all the lives he's ruined
Sign of a true villain.

>> No.14149700

>ogre/familar hybrids
Someone get this man a bottle of intoxication fruit wine and more funding!

>> No.14149701

Who is this Jizzhound?

>> No.14149707

Homer Simpson, sir. One of your onaholes from Sector 7-G.

>> No.14149708

I know I would. She cute, but looks sad for some reason.

>> No.14149709

She's Diamond Hound.

>> No.14149711

>Dissing the Sticky Mushroom

It's like you want everything to goop out!
Although thank you for reminding me of that fruit as it's going into the concoction now.

It's 'improved' thank you very much!
Think of all those alices who can now protect their big brothers with dragons fire and strength!

The yeti's who've been given weresheep fluff!

I'm improving them!

>> No.14149713

Simpson, eh?

>> No.14149722

Where's her insignia?

>> No.14149726

Yes sir.

You could say she's got a lot of Spunk

>> No.14149729

She isn't wearing the Battle-Dress.

>> No.14149739

Smithers, I want these Simpsons references to stop. There's no saying how many people we might anger with it.
Then for all I know she's an infiltrator. To the brig with her! Our vibrator rods will get the truth out.

>> No.14149749
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Kaz pls.

>> No.14149750

Is she civilized?

>> No.14149754

Muh paranoia! Muh revengenance!
She's a real diamond in the rough.

>> No.14149761

She can interact with people without issue, but in the end you can't override instincts,

>> No.14149830

Understood sir.
I'll let the employees know.

>> No.14149834
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R-ratto buhgah?

>> No.14149838

Chemical burger.

>> No.14149851

I want to feed a rat burgers

>> No.14149858

>You'll never be a firefighter with a long record of never letting a single victim die in any fires you're deployed in
>You'll never always manage to save monstergirls and people alike by sheer force of will if necessary, no matter the species, size or number of victims in peril
>You'll never give up trying to save everyone from fires, even after taking heavy tolls time and again for bulldozing through the danger to get them out, sometimes even ignoring the safety protocols in favor to acting as fast as you can, all in memory of your beloved wife and son, who died in such a horrible accident years ago, an accident you were powerless to stop
>You'll never be hit by a falling piece of debris during one such emergency, breaking your oxygen mask while you're still extracting the last of a group of civilian MGs out of a burning building, a big Ushi-Oni who's been knocked out due to suffocation
>You'll never muster just enough strength to carry her out just enough so your fellow firefighters can find you inside the building and carry her away
>You'll never be separated by falling rubble, being blocked off the exit as the rest manage to leave the building just in time
>You'll never not make it out in time, being buried beneath the rubble and flames
>The city's population will never build a statue in your honor at the central plaza, as a memento of your heroism

>> No.14149863

What kind of Dive Did you Father take you to /mgg/?

>> No.14149871

Delicious maus sweat, I want to taste it.

>> No.14149878

calm down man! Im still working on it!

>> No.14149893

>Echidna with a wild streak marries a guy who used to be in a biker gang
>First daughter is all grown up, married and moved out
>The next daughters all took after their mother's wild side
>Then the oddball
>A little fluffy Yeti that the rest of the sisters all love despite how brash and mean they can be

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>RULE #9
>once you see him looking your way, open your legs and show him the way!

>> No.14149914

>tfw martyrdom fetish

>> No.14149928

>I'm improving them!
Yes, I'm sure the Manticore venom secreting Mucus Toad is very thankful. Or the people living near the winged Wurm,

>> No.14149937
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>You will never take a bath in your pet slimegirl
>You will never feel her warm embrace carrassing every part of your body
>She will never whisper to you about how she'll take care of you, and that it's okay to relax
>You will never feel completely at peace while covered in your slimegirl's gooey, yet comfortable liquid body
>You will never feel yourself drift off to the most peaceful rest of your life while you listen to the faint heartbeat of the googirl, assuring you that you're safe and sound in her embrace

>> No.14149942

Why is Shino best girl and Anubis best species?

>> No.14149954
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You mean the Water Wurm right? I heard they can fly and stuff without wings.

Fairly terrorizing really.

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Quick anon! Your monstergirl waifu is now a Powerup in a videogame, what effects does she have on you if you collect her?

For mine:
+fire resistance, +fire damage, +Str +Dex +Speed
More damage inflicted when in hand to hand combat.
-Stability -Foresight -Public relations

>> No.14149986

Become Fire, become Death.

>> No.14149987 [SPOILER] 
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Have you ordered her figure yet?

>> No.14149988

I know nothing about stat management.

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Stop wasting images 40kiddie. Go fuck off with Ovaries.

>> No.14150000 [DELETED] 

She lets you summon ghosts and skeletons.

>> No.14150004

This sort of thing really is becoming a problem. Instead of running out around 3000 posts, this sort of rate is going to be closer to 1500. It's been creeping down lower and lower the last few threads. Must be the new kids.

>> No.14150008


+Flight +Int +Evade -Str

>> No.14150012

Max cold resistance, +STR +VIT --DEX, gain close range healing ability

>> No.14150020 [DELETED] 
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+Dex +Speed +Stealth ++Charisma
Boosts other party members

>> No.14150026

Didn't realise she had one. I'll probably end up putting down a late order.

Got a $150 kickstarter and 2 commissions to pay out on first.

>> No.14150028

Sadly her figure isn't really good: strange face and absolutely smooth tail just don't look that good. I'd gladly get blueberry demon figure, but I have other plans for now

>> No.14150033

Yuki-Onna harpy impostor pls go

>> No.14150036


>She'll never tell you one day that she has a pregnancy fetish
>You'll never assume that she means that wants to have children
>She'll never ask you to take off your clothes and sit in the fetal position
>She'll never then engulf your entire body in hers and then stand up
>She'll never move you around until it looks like she's pregnant with you
>She'll never gently embrace and hold you still as she strokes her pregnant belly, letting out a contented sigh
>After awhile she'll never let you go before you have a chance to drown and thank you

>> No.14150049

>this faggot
What is it with /d/ setting up camp here the last few days?

>> No.14150052

i'm going to go with no

>> No.14150058

+VIT + STA +DMG reflection
-Fire resistance

>> No.14150063
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No bully pls.

>> No.14150068

>What is it with /d/ setting up camp here the last few days?
Remember the guy who made that shitty green text about killing Hellhound daughterus?

He said he was going to let us have it for shitting on his work, it's probably him. It only started after that thread.

>> No.14150072

That fucking smile.

>> No.14150075

They are!
The toad enjoys a heathy relationship with her husband and the folks near the wurm now don't need to worry about her burrowing through their floors

>> No.14150086

Flight, Fire attack up, STR up

>> No.14150089

It would be so much better if threads died early, I wish /jp/ would have more traffic. Sometimes it feels like when there are more than 1000 replies/page 7 mods won't show up at all.

>> No.14150098

Honestly the threads should just die overall. It's become a caustic wank-circle where if you don't agree with the tastes of the vocal people in writing or drawfaggotry within certain spectrums of acceptability (i.e. no futa/pegging/other /d/ bullshit) it gets shot down because it isn't a monster that's on the unspoken Acceptable Testaments

>> No.14150099

>Ren Xiongmao
Slight boost to Str and Dex
Gain bo staff weapon efficiency
Major boost to cha and diplomacy
Decreased damage using non staff weapon
Palette swap to black and white

>> No.14150101


+dex, +luck
physical attacks gain a moderate chance to charm enemies.

>> No.14150102

You're free to leave at any time. You not liking it here doesn't mean the rest of us shouldn't have this place.

>> No.14150105

We had it all stabilize pretty well after a couple months here. It's just been happening lately. I think people just don't do the math. 300 images and 100'ish posters means about three images for every person if you don't delete anything. And for around 3000 posts then you need a rate of about 1 image for every ten posts. But then they post a reaction image with every bit of a reply chain and then don't delete it. So a relative few are filling the limit up much sooner than normal.

>> No.14150112

BIDF plz. I think I got a buzzword bingo from that post.

>> No.14150124

>waaah why won't people like muh tryhard fetish that I feel the need to be obnoxious about 100% of the time

>> No.14150128

So what you're saying is we're based

>> No.14150129
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Have you accepted a fairy can whoop your ass?

>> No.14150130

Oh you

>> No.14150141

>It's become a caustic wank-circle
You're giving yourself away there, no need to get upset because people think your fetishes and stories are shit.

>> No.14150145

>Implying i'm defending Bob in any way or .less when the pinoy fuck avatarfags and draws shit like futa just to rile people up

>> No.14150151

I cast Meggidolaon.

>> No.14150156

I dont really care for the quality in much things.
my only sense of hatred regarding MG's lie solely with praxis

>> No.14150161

Jak and Daxter?

>> No.14150163

It's not even around or that big.

>> No.14150164

Cold Iron
Binding Circle
Silver chains
Tie her up and bloat her bigger and than any other fairy

>> No.14150166

Have you accepted that your ultimate fate lies on the ground after she's beaten you?

>> No.14150168



>> No.14150176


you forgot to cast Dragon Eye, dude.

>> No.14150179

I know, but I came here from MGU, and anyone new there gets it shoved down their face.

Its been said before but ill say it again, a decent chunk of the site would be better if Raet calmed the fuck down about his setting

>> No.14150180

>implying she didn't get one-shotted

>> No.14150184


>not casting dragon eye for the overkill factor anyway

>> No.14150190

were you there for that topic about if the sonic-chu guy got hold of the MGE?

>> No.14150224

What kind of depraved stuff would you do with your dark angel waifu, anon?

>> No.14150234

Hold her hand.

>> No.14150239

As many of my fetishes as we can.

>> No.14150240

Keep her in strict chastity belts and bras at all times.
Make her wear clothes made of only latex.
>Confess about how much I love her and propose in public.

>> No.14150246 [SPOILER] 
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You are now imagining a team of smaller fairies or pixies working as a team to play fighting games on a proper arcade stick set up.

Complete with the sluttier fairy handling the stick making lewd gestures and innuendo.

You know just for distracting the opponent. Only that, nothing else.

>> No.14150253
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>> No.14150255

we do not speak of the unclean one

>> No.14150257

That is indeed a mighty ass.

>> No.14150261

Nothing because I don't have a waifu. Bad people don't get to have waifus.

>> No.14150266

It's cool, as soon as morning comes it's my turn.

>> No.14150268


What about that one Houri who keeps trying to tell you otherwise?

>> No.14150276

>that one Houri who keeps trying to tell you otherwise?
The one that brutally killed all those girls in the waifu wars? Of course she would say bad people still need love.

>> No.14150278

+ poison resistance, +poison damage, +Str +Speed +Jump
Gain the ability to fall slowly over a short duration.
-Cha -Int -Subordination

>> No.14150280

That would feel pretty heavenly, especially after a long day.
It'd be nice being with one of the intelligent slimes, especially the Nureonago.
Those full-body hugs, able to massage different areas of your body in different ways simultaneously, would be sublime.
Now that I think of it, I don't think we've gotten any stories about the queen slime. Probably for the best.

>> No.14150286

Speaking of which, does anyone have a Paladin-chan they'd like to submit?

>> No.14150287

Yeah people don't really care about the Slime queen.

>> No.14150289 [DELETED] 

Shit, I should have deleted this >>14148427 comment. Sorry guys, they discovered me. Still, if you want ghoul to win you should go and vote for her, I'm sure that all of us together can make it happen. Or not, it's up to you.

>> No.14150290
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I have this.

>> No.14150299

That body. Now there's something I wouldn't mind getting stalked by all night long.

>> No.14150301

None, because using powerups unless required to progress is for casuals.

>> No.14150305


I wanted more hellhound art anyways.

Fuck rigging the poll.

>> No.14150306

What are they gonna do about it?

>> No.14150313

Quite a lewd Paladin.

>> No.14150314

Shouldn't have tried in the first place. Although I do love ghoul. So under-appreciated.

>> No.14150315


They spotted and removed the spammed voting and made it so you have to register to vote.

>> No.14150318

Gargoyles don't deserve writefaggotry. The thread would hate it.

>> No.14150319


Only 13 people voted for the Ghoul in your little poll, even if none of them voted legitimately already on the site that's no where near enough to overtake the Hellhounds lead.

>> No.14150321

Because of what you did only registered users can vote. Nice going, anon.

>> No.14150326


>> No.14150327

>The thread would hate it.
No? Darknut actually wrote about the Gargoyle and received warm reception.

>> No.14150329

The problem seems to be some Mexican with a dynamic IP vote spamming, not that people from here voting. Still, fuck the admin's whiny ass.

>> No.14150331

I wouldn't.

>> No.14150335

>Still, fuck the admin's whiny ass.
>stopped someone rigging his poll that will costs actual money

>> No.14150336

While the Queen Slime's updated profile did make her a bit more tolerable, there's not much she offers over the harem one builds up with other slimes.

>> No.14150338


What the fuck are you talking about?

The anon that posted was trying to rig the poll with vote spamming. He's probably that Mexican.

Being pissed about someone rigging the poll is a completely legitimate complaint.

>> No.14150341


>> No.14150345

>but here is the good part, I can rig it.
>official strawpoll
>The problem seems to be some Mexican with a dynamic IP vote spamming, not that people from here voting. Still, fuck the admin's whiny ass.

>> No.14150350


Whelp, that's boring.

>> No.14150355
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>bringing up ELH out of nowhere

>> No.14150369

+accuracy +Dex +Speed +Justice +Melee combat
Adds Armor Break in passive skills

>> No.14150373
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>He brings up ELH out of nowhere

Hi Bollocks how are you

>> No.14150379

>bringing up ELH out of nowhere

>> No.14150383
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Your favourite writefag is either mia or updates once every three months

>> No.14150387


>> No.14150391

What is their name /mgg/

>Semi incubized vet never

>> No.14150392


>> No.14150393
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Updated from line 601:

Though personally I like the G-Doc version for readability's sake.

>Mentioning me out of nowhere

>> No.14150394

At least one of my favorites is working on something cool. Cartography!

>> No.14150395
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>Free_Drinks and ParkedBuggy are kill
>Newport City Blues and Amazoness will never be continued.
Try again you big baby.

>> No.14150396


I have very little motivation to keep writing


>> No.14150398

No actually he's one of the active ones.

>> No.14150399

Such a lust for updates...

>> No.14150401


>> No.14150403

Oh, I didn't know of this. Neat.

>> No.14150405
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I have little to no motivation to keep writing because of various things such as shit fetishes, unable to write anything that isn't strictly smut, liking unpopular girls, and a severe lack of alcohol so I can drown out the fact that I'm at risk for hypertension and genetically predisposed for diabetes on BOTH sides of my family

>> No.14150406
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I think I need help.

All I can ever think about is that scene in Starship Troopers where they are fighting inside the base against a massive horde of bugs.

Specifically the parts where one bug would get a lucky swipe in and literally toss a guy out into sea of other bugs with human parts being randomly thrown into the air where he lands.

Except replace the entire scene with Soldier Beetles alongside other MGE bugs and the guys thrown out into the sea of girls end up with random pieces of armor and clothing being tossed into the air instead.

>> No.14150407


>> No.14150409
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Hate is one of those things which is most easily self-sustained. It feeds on itself.

If someone doesn't like something, they'll complain about it. That will cause arguments. Later, when someone posts the same thing, they'll be shut down by people who don't want arguments. Then people ask why they can't post this thing, and get shut down by both the people who hate it, and those who don't want to hear from those who hate it.

We're basically another kind of tumblr. Just replace complaining about stuff like the patriarchy and their obession with being PC with something like, say, us complaining about yuri and being obsessed with as binary in our viewpoints as possible.

It's just inherent to the internet. A result of using it is that you become the center of your own personal information universe. You understand that other people use it in exactly the same way you do, but you don't comprehend it. So in your own mind, your word becomes God, and every other opinion is suddenly lesser to your own. Naturally, when something goes against your views, you want to contest that. Then the other person, also in the center of their own internet universe, argues back. Repeat ad infinitum.

TL;DR Monstergirl navels are miracles of the universe, and if you don't like them, your life is arbitrarily worth less than mine.

>> No.14150410

I like that idea.

>> No.14150416 [DELETED] 

I'm okay with this too.

>> No.14150417
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>tfw you will never S&D an Amazoness village

>> No.14150418

That's a really nice recolor, I love it.

>> No.14150422 [DELETED] 

Welp, we are where we started, no ghoul for us. Still, thanks for trying, I guess? Fuck bob and his site, I hate how people won't tag their stuff right, I wonder if they even have a yuri or futa tag.

>> No.14150423

He honestly said that?
The guy really is a faggot. How did he expect us to react to a story that seemed to exist solely to piss everyone off? I wish he had a name so we could filter the cunt.

>> No.14150424

That membrane would still look better if it was purple or blue.

>> No.14150426
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Don't remind me that the amazon story won't continue.

>> No.14150428

Why do people keep repeating that its bobs site?

>> No.14150431

Snuggle and dick?

>> No.14150432

if tft is bob's site then so is 4chan and pastebin

>> No.14150434

>TFT all vote for the monstergirl with loads of art anyway
This only cements their shit reputation. But lets not kid ourselves, the same would happen here too.

>> No.14150436

I try to tag my stuff as best as I can, but I hardly expect people to read it anyway due to proxy.

>> No.14150437

Keep going I like this.

>> No.14150438 [DELETED] 

I don't really care who owns it, he's there.

>> No.14150440

>How did he expect us to react to a story that seemed to exist solely to piss everyone off?

I can't imagine anyone who can string together vaguely intelligible sentences could not see how terrible that thing was from a storytelling standpoint or fathom the reactions it would elicit.

>> No.14150444

I partially agree, but at the same time the threads can occasionally make something nice and worth reading/looking at. Its rare, but it does happen.

>> No.14150445

>open voting for everyone
>free stuff
>shit site
As much as I like to rant about it, there is something wrong with that logic.

>> No.14150446

Do they have a shit reputation anywhere else besides here?

>> No.14150451

I want to put an Amazoness prisoner on the stocks and cuddle her in public!

>> No.14150463 [DELETED] 

Me too.

>> No.14150464

It was totally a troll. He started calling the story "art" and the tried to rile everyone up more with arrogant defenses and insults.
Actually, he reminded me of the gamer lich guy in that respect.

>> No.14150468

There are other sites besides this?

>> No.14150469

Not if their shills have anything to say about it. We're already not liked by a lot of people so something we don't like obviously must be the best thing ever.
And then they get sheckles.

>> No.14150471
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>Monstergirl navels are miracles of the universe


>> No.14150472 [DELETED] 



>> No.14150473

Hand holding
A walk on the beach before we get to work on my fetishes which have a strong possibility of immobilizing her if we get too into it

>> No.14150477

MGE, MGU, TMM, 8 and a whole lot more.

>> No.14150479

I think it's shit because nobody uses the proper tags and half of the writefags are awful.

>> No.14150484
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Big-hips loli navels are the best of the best.

>> No.14150485

Sounds like here and no one putting tags in their pastebins. You're not making a convincing argument, anon.

>> No.14150487

What tags do you consider proper?

>> No.14150491

>Your most hated one updates twice a week

>> No.14150495

No writefags outside of Harblador and MachineEgo use tags, but you're correct about the writefags. The only good ones on TFT were originally from here, otherwise most of them read like comments from the fucking wiki.

>> No.14150496

Here >>14148329, also that double space.

>> No.14150501

who is awful? everything Ive read doesn't seem too bad

>> No.14150502

I'm enjoying this

>> No.14150506

pastebin doesnt even have tags

>> No.14150508

Sudoku or whatever he calls himself is one of the shittiest ones.

>> No.14150513

See there's a difference between being somebody like ELH or LDR who at one time were administrators for their websites and even in a partnership together and being somebody who posts their content to a website like TFT that's in Bobby Boy's shoes.

AFAIK he doesn't have any administrative powers whatosever on that website, and it's entirely in the hands of a guy named SnowDrake or some shit like that. It's above my pay grade.

Part of the reason it's considered "Bob's Evil Pillow Fort" or "Bob's Gay Cult", etc is because the thread has such a vitriolic hatred for the guy that if he even so much as gave a hint that he were in the threads a shit storm would ensue.

That and he's one of the more active members on the site, I guess? I don't fucking know since I only check on it every once and a while to see if the writefags that I actually care about have updated either there or on pastebin.

The only writefags that I can safely say I actually hate/have read on that site are Aftyn, BobAnon, Bollocks, Fizzshire, some faggot named Sukiru Ikeda, Yudayuhito or whatever.

The rest are irrelevant Outside of Seafoam and Thunderbrother <3 who have either a painful grasp of the english language or just suck in general.

>> No.14150515


Thank you for this satirical work of what a sue is and how to avoid writing one.

>> No.14150517

THIS. Fucking this.
It started out really interesting, but we'll never know the truth behind it all because the guy doesn't update anymore.

Speaking of updates, where the fuck is Lanternon? I appreciate he might have stuff to do now, but dammit, I need more paladin batman. well, he's more The Punisher but whatever

>> No.14150519

dont think ive gotten round to him yet
what his problem?

>> No.14150520 [DELETED] 

You are right, TFT is awesome.
Yuri and futa for starters.

>> No.14150521

>He said he was going to let us have it for shitting on his work, it's probably him

I never said that and haven't written anything since. simmer the fuck down.

>> No.14150522

I don't care how they tag things, Bob's gay cult showed themselves to be utter faggots when they kept posting their "writing competitions" here and there's no amount of bullshit in the world that would make me join up with them.

>> No.14150530

Place your bets, because it's time for some waifus to die.

>> No.14150531

>bullying a loli oni with soybeans
New fetish acquired.

>> No.14150533

Hail Dragon!

>> No.14150534

>the Sukiru Ikeda guy
He sucks ass, and makes even Fizzshire look like an acclaimed novelist in comparison. It would be unfair to claim all of TFT writes like him.

>> No.14150535

>/mgg/ is the only place with good writefags
>Everywhere else is not as good or otherwise awful
>tfw we're top notch in the monstergirl department, just like MSF is in the private military force department

>> No.14150536

Just don't. He's Tumblr quality.
Both those are actually there.

I see it a lot like pastebin. There's good writers and horrible ones. Noone forces you to read the shitty stuff.

>> No.14150537 [DELETED] 

>Bob's Gay Cult
I wonder if he RP with them too.

>> No.14150538

He just vomits his words onto the page. I sound like an ass, but he really can't write dialogue, exposition, or anything really. Just a solid wall of mediocre self-insert.

Pretty much

>> No.14150539

What are you even talking about? There was quite a bit of support and interest in the first one, but as soon as people figured out it was something bob was trying to do suddenly it was getting shouted down.

>> No.14150540


How can you still be this mad about Ilassa?

>> No.14150541

Paladin-chan XI, I believe in you!

>> No.14150544
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paladin-chan for the win

>> No.14150545

>tfw I'm the one guy with straight E's that just got fultoned as an emergency measure

>> No.14150546 [DELETED] 

Exactly, we are awesome.

>> No.14150548


Yeti won a game by going non-lethal. She'll win this one easily with an S rank and an octopus codename.

>> No.14150549

I get that the joke of this picture but it just made me think of something because they're using food as a gag.
Doing stupid cutesy but still fetishy stuff with monster girls, like tying her hands with twizzlers, putting a cupcake in her mouth, and pouring slightly warm liquid chocolate on her stomach instead of all the usual bondage stuff.

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I want mini Monster Girls!

>> No.14150553

Think how you'd write a decent story.
Then disregard all of it and regress back to a gradeschool level, only with smut added.

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>> No.14150560

well at least what we got here is okay
Beast may be crap, but TFT alone raises him to "meh"

>> No.14150562

Oh great, time for the thread to get spammed with this again.

>> No.14150563

What's worse, this place or the EO general?

>> No.14150567

We're top of the line, but then again

>Huey let XOF into MSF
>They ruined everything and sunk it into the bottom of the sea
>This hasn't happened to us yet
>yfw one among us might bring about the end of our threads someday

I wonder WHOOO is going to be our "Huey"

>> No.14150568

Damn, these things get into everything.

>> No.14150569

Love these.

>> No.14150570


>> No.14150572

The harmless nice guy, obviously.

>> No.14150579
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I want to walk into a MGC bar for karaoke night and sing "Hellfire" to describe my conflicted feelings.

>> No.14150580
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It already happened.

>> No.14150581

>you will never be advertised as an available bachelor in monstergirl territory
I look forward to reading more.

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Me too.

>> No.14150583

These bloodbaths tend not to be very bloody.

>> No.14150584
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I want to feed my waifu heavily alcoholic cakes.

>> No.14150585

>sing Hellfire to your fireplace like you should
>suddenly Ignis is hugging you
What do?

>> No.14150586

>beast being considered better then TFT

Agreed, beast is better than a decent chunk of the trash

>> No.14150587

I wonder which is more cancerous, between alps and fang warmagus.

>> No.14150592

Holy shit

>We used to be MSF back when we were in /a/
>Backseat mod Huey'd us and made the SDOM forces sink us into the sea
>We''ve been rebuilt in /jp/ as Diamond Dogs, complete with MSF survivors (writefags)

It all makes sense now.

>> No.14150596

>there's that one guy obsessed with Beast and mentions him often

>> No.14150598

again both is pretty bad

>> No.14150599

Are you having a giggle?

>> No.14150600

That's a lot of things I didn't at all understand

>> No.14150604

The exodus, Anon. Remember?

>> No.14150605

Probs Beast himself astroturfing

>> No.14150607

Join the fire covenant and endure her 'initiation'.

>> No.14150608

Fang warmagus, the dude doesn't even include a hyphen to make war-magus.
Alps can do grammar at least

>> No.14150611

Before my time.

>> No.14150612

As a 'member' of the gay cult I've never done the writing competitions because trying to do something on very limited free time outside of the weekends in an attempt to shill for this thread is just silly.

Just my two pence.

>> No.14150614

Then who is Skull Face?
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never lost control
Gee, that's swell of you say mister!

>> No.14150615

That also explains why this place has never been as good as it used to be, and why everything right now feels hollow.
The /jp/ threads are our phantom pain.
But WHOOOOO is our Skull Face? The guy we'll ultimately get some form of pointless and unfulfilling revenge on because he's now a complete nonentity?

>> No.14150620

I dunno, but could it be Bob is Zero? A guy we hate and blame for things but who has long since gone from relevance?

>> No.14150621

Prepare for Ignis or Lava Golem advances. Alternatively, Leanan Sidhe catcalls.

>> No.14150623

>an attempt to shill for this thread is just silly
That's surprisingly self-aware, are you sure the circlejerk is the right place for you?

>> No.14150624

Thanks Doc

>> No.14150625

Lazy ass Houri, get off your ass and do something.

>> No.14150628

I have no idea
somewhere along the line somebody asks for beast's pastebin or one of his works.

>> No.14150634
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>Leanan Sidhe
Those tight rubber overalls do things to my dick.
>tfw no Leanan Sidhe art teacher

>> No.14150637

Mermaid wants to buy some corn.

>> No.14150638

>succubus running away from yeti

she just wants a hug

>> No.14150639
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>tfw Jostanotherwritefag won't continue his "The Mob goes Wild" story.

I really like reading it too.

>> No.14150644

This is believable. There are plenty of mediocre writefags who never get mentioned, but this guy is one of the worst we have and gets brought up constantly. This is suspicious in a "Hey, that's pretty good, I like it. Continue." way.

>> No.14150646

What happens to truly evil people in KCs universe? I seem to recall that monsters and their husbands go somewhere else, because you know. not really evil.

>> No.14150649

Depends what you use as a measurement. Some from TFT are better writers of going purely on ability but in terms of content beast hasn't put out anything that causes shitstorms so he's preferable in that regard.

>> No.14150655


>Angry /jp/ natives show up sometimes to shitpost us or try to make us leave, just like the Skulls
>Anonymous shitposters from other boards/websites come to bother us, sent by Skullface to attack the threads
>TFT is an enemy FOB who keeps trying to invade us, wether being stealthy and sudden, or by going all out with bait
>Bob keeps recruiting writefags to fight for his cause like Eli and the child soldiers
>ELH is Kaz and LDR is Ocelot, since they always have different opinions on things
>We anons are all Venom snake

>Then who is Skull Face?
There's a mod who hates monstergirls, isn't there?

Biggest question is: What is the Sahelantropus?

>> No.14150656

What? It was poorly it written.
That, and NTR shouldn't be used as a plot point, especially if a highly revered monstergirl is involved.

>> No.14150659
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This thing I found under the SCP-999 tag on Gelbooru.

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they get turned good by the hugbox law.

>> No.14150665 [DELETED] 

Did Bob ever asked you to cosplay as Laska?

>> No.14150666

>Parkedbuggy will never return to finish that Amazoness story
There are so many unfinished stories out there, but this one especially saddens me. You can't write such a great first chapter then disappear forever. He has to be lurking these threads now and then. He fucking has to!
I'd also like peterdnzl to come back. He wrote the best military MG story we've had and was planning a sequel of sorts.

>> No.14150667

If there is one thing I'm starting to dislike, its being brought up in a "and then there's this guy" way whenever the quality of write-fags is discussed

>> No.14150669

Speaking of egos, that Silent guy was doing a rock star persona with all the strawpolls too when he's nothing to write home about either. I think the smallest ego (or least noticeable posts) / best writing ratio goes to Peny.

>> No.14150670

>Lanternon is Quiet, stealthily showing up to post updates and not making a ruckus otherwise
>Alp is D-Horse, shitting out new things on command
What else?

>> No.14150675

Is that you, Alp?

>> No.14150676

Crazy Idea: Stop idolizing namefags.

>> No.14150677

No, nobody ever talks about me in that way.

>> No.14150678

I don't care for futanari or pegging, does that help?

No. Never. That and he knows an alcoholic guy with at least three bottles of cheap shit like Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels 2' from his right arm on his desk at all times isn't Laska material.

>> No.14150682

Like most saturday morning cartoon villains, they get banished back to the shadowy Demon Realm or something similar.

>> No.14150683

I'm that one nameless, random mook soldier on Mother Base who you can overhear talking about paws sometimes.

>> No.14150685

No, i am beast
I was not even part of the subject until that guy open his mouth

>> No.14150686 [SPOILER] 
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I've got his pic

>> No.14150687 [DELETED] 

>Lanternon is Quiet

Does that also mean that while he can be quite good at times he can also be a fucking huge annoyance at other times?

>> No.14150689


>> No.14150690

You can't help how people talk about you. If you really dislike it, don't use a name.

>> No.14150692

I still like it though.

>> No.14150698

>silent doing strawpolls
Never heard of this before, but that's ringing machineanon style alarm bells in my head now. Its exactly how he started out.

>> No.14150701

They die without a monster waifu, spend some time in the afterlife that KC has yet to elaborate on, then are reincarnated.

>> No.14150702

You can't have a pastebin without a name. I didn't originally intend on having a name either, but you have to put in something to open one.

>> No.14150704

Whoa, maybe Houri had the right idea.

>> No.14150708

if anything, i just hope the guys spamming that vampire thing are done

>> No.14150709

>Dragon has an infection
If my waifu dies here, I'm going nuclear.

>> No.14150714

Can't you just post everything within your account as a guest?
It keeps it all in your Pastebin when you log in, so you can manage and edit stuff, but anybody else will just see "Posted by a guest".

>> No.14150715

>Lanternon is Quiet, stealthily showing up to post updates and not making a ruckus otherwise
That falls apart when Quiet practically plays the game for you when you use the idroid commands properly/has a silenced sniper rifle

>Alp just shits things out
But this I agree with.

So WHOOOOO is D-walker and D-dog?

>> No.14150716

Might makes right.

>> No.14150718


>Colorfags/recolorfags are DD, complete and total bros who do what they do for free, getting the praise they deserve
>Monorus and Loen are D-Walker, who can alternate modes and configurations from doing cute, to chibi, to lewd, and so on
>The Anon(s) who keeps making new, proper threads are based Pequod, always arriving at the LZ when a thread dies to make a new one
>Dead writefags are all diamonds now

>> No.14150720

>hot Wendigo x Yeti cuddling action
I hope there are full-HD night vision cameras.

>> No.14150721


>> No.14150723

>But this I agree with
T-thanks for that Boss...

>> No.14150728

Looks like a nope, I just tested it and there's no sign of the paste on my list. Besides, even if it worked, making it that much harder for people to find your stories just to keep nameless would just be dumb.

>> No.14150730

poor dragon

>> No.14150732

>heavily alcoholic cakes.
I don't know what those are, unless its just cake made with alcohol.

>> No.14150734

>Sea Bishop fishes

>> No.14150736

>you hear a knock at your door
>you open it to find a tiny hellhound girl with a brilliant blue dress and a small leather backpack
>"Oh, hello sir. I sniffed out your house, sir. You see, sir, I'm looking to be your maid, sir. Can you please let me inside, sir?"
>she's tiny and young, so you don't see the harm
>"Well, sir, here's how it'll work, sir: I'll cook and clean for you, sir, and you'll let me live here and take care of me, understand, sir?
>you ask her why she isn't at home and why she chose you
>"Well, sir, see, sir, you smelled like a nice man, sir. As for the house, sir, see, sir, I don't have a house or a momma, sir, understand, sir?"
>"Sir, may I use your shower, please, sir?" after saying this, you notice she looks a little unkempt and grimy, you offer to wash her dress
>she goes to the bathroom, closes the door and continues talking through it "Okay, sir, thank you, sir, remember, no peaking, sir." she gingerly opens the door and hands you her dress and bag
>after putting her dress in the wash, you open her bag and check the contents: some crayons, a half used notebook, some jerky in a brown paper bag, a nearly empty water bottle, and the most surprising: a picture book about a kikimora who's rescued from her terrible life after seeking out a man of good character, and becoming his maid
>you can't help but see the resemblance and wonder what the young hellhound's intentions are, you think she's trying to pattern her behavior off the kikimora in the book

>> No.14150740

>paladin and Dragon go at once
Fuck everything.

>> No.14150741

>Sea Fishop bishes

>> No.14150742

>paladin kills dragon in stupidest way ever
>yeti killed by magma tits

I'm calling bullshit

>> No.14150745

>little thread reaction to the waifu wars thing
I appreciate its only being done once every two weeks, but even then it might be overdone by now. You don't want this to be another commercialanon thing where it gets driven into the ground to the point where it ends up in China.

>> No.14150748

You bitch every single time it's mentioned, nobody cares, shut up.

>> No.14150753

Yeah, I thought that might work, but oh well.

>> No.14150754


I'm thinking I didn't pick a good time to start, what with a discussion already being in progress.

>> No.14150756 [DELETED] 

Are MG children's books lewd? If so you might have a problem on your hands

>> No.14150757

Not him, but you mad

>> No.14150758

>everyone who dislikes [thing] is that one same guy!
No, not even close.

>> No.14150759

Great, now i have to deal with some fucktard driving my already low reputation into the ground

>> No.14150760

Yes. My waifu and my back-up just died.

>> No.14150762

Finally, some mass bloodshed.

>> No.14150764

>all this bullshit


>> No.14150767

Two then.

>> No.14150768

Paladin-chan went full aloha snackbar.

>> No.14150772

I like how he was being kind of polite about it but you're acting like an enraged autist.

>> No.14150773

>Lava Golem dies from slitting her wrists

>> No.14150775

Tentacle really liked wendigo

>> No.14150777

For the record, Wendigo's last words were a panicked "Awawawawawawawaaaaaaaaa"

>> No.14150780

>enraged autist
Are you sure you're not trying to fan the flames here?
Wan winner! Don't care which wan!

>> No.14150783

Kobold and Werewolf keeping the canine hope alive.

>> No.14150784

I believe in you kobold!

>> No.14150785

kobold isn't going to make it is she

>> No.14150786

Hot gravy and spaghetti everywhere.

>> No.14150787

>For the record, Wendigo's last words were a panicked "Awawawawawawawaaaaaaaaa"
Aww ;_;

>> No.14150788


>> No.14150791

District 5 stronk!

>> No.14150792

I understand I'm probably in the minority but holy shit you're being arrogant.

>> No.14150793

Wolf vs. Dog

>> No.14150794
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>Werewolf doing work

>> No.14150796


Holy shit Werewold is going nuclear. Hellhound took her spotlight, she'll tak their lives.

>> No.14150797 [DELETED] 

I'm taking that Wendigo.

>> No.14150799

Oh dear god they have to fight each other now. There can be only wan.

>> No.14150800

>its down to a dog fight
>werewolf is going to destroy kobold

no please no

>> No.14150801

It's come to this. Commence the dogfight!

>> No.14150802 [DELETED] 

>werewolf is going to destroy kobold
don't you know that you always have to go for the underdog

>> No.14150803

Thats okay. Minorities are supposed to be really vocal about it. Have a cookie.

>> No.14150807

fuck you

>> No.14150808

Feel free to imagine an epic and climactic Knife fight over an active volcano or something.

>> No.14150809

>somewhere out there is an alp, wondering when her dragon nee-san is going to win the waifu wars and join her, escaping the game for good

>> No.14150811

do you honestly think it that bad?

>> No.14150815

I'm not going to imagine that, I'm just going to imagine the werewolf punting her off.

>> No.14150816

No surprised here.
I'm going to bed sad now. Are you happy?

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>> No.14150819


Now we need a drawing of Werewolf like this.


She's already a demon.

>> No.14150820

>point out its getting a bit stale
>have some douche be a prick about it at me

>> No.14150821

Fuck you, Werewolf, you mangy shit.

>> No.14150824


>> No.14150825

Kobold was pushed into a pit of Spikes.

>> No.14150826

>It's over Kobold, I have the higher ground!
>Can't you see, the dog biscuit is EVIL!
>Not from my perspective!

>> No.14150827


>> No.14150828

-2 all physical stats +++Recovery
Induces narcolepsy.

>> No.14150830

Well, Clearly it's time to follow the book and live a happy life with a Hellhound maid and wife.

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>> No.14150833 [DELETED] 

>Hellhound maid

Yeah, sure.

>> No.14150834

Fuck yeah.

>> No.14150838

Was that the shortest waifu war yet, or was it just me?
Ah, well. I had fun.
I'll probably come back later to night for one more if you guys are up for it.

>> No.14150839
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Are you ready to undertake a journey that leads to the increase of knowledge, learning and wisdom?

>> No.14150840

[Awooing Intensifies]

>> No.14150843

I like where this is going.

>> No.14150844

>the dryer finishes with her dress just as you get done with with the book
>you pack everything back into the bag, fold up her now cleaned dress, and deliver both to the bathroom door
>you knock on the door and tell her this "Perfect, sir. Thank you, sir."
>it's Saturday, so you go back to your living room and continue with the book you were reading before she showed up
>you notice you haven't seen her in a while but then she appears in the living room
>"you are unkempt, it would appear, sir." she smiles smugly at you and starts "dusting" with her furry paws
>you don't know how effective it is, but you let her do her thing, and continue reading
>evening comes and she calls yo you from your book "Sir, it appears to be time for dinner, sir. Would you like me to prepare dinner for you, sir?"
>you nod, agreeing, and go back to your book
>"Sir, dinner is served." you're interested to see what she made
>she's prepared some microwave mac-n-cheese and served it in a bowl along with a plastic spoon
>it's not amazing but you appreciate the thought
>it's near bedtime and you layout some blankets and pillows on the couch for her

>> No.14150845

Sure, I've got nothing else to do

>> No.14150846

If only I had the will and patience for it...

>> No.14150848

>nobody cares
>shut up
>you're being arrogant
>douche be a prick
Anon, you might want to look in the mirror and settle down a bit. Stand up, Go to the kitchen, grab something to drink.

TL:DR - cunt doesn't like getting pointed out

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>> No.14150852

just like wolves, you have to get 'em when they're young to ensure good behavior

>> No.14150854


Not if it leads to another skype group. I'm onto your tricks.

>> No.14150857

>that guy trying to push hellhounds as submissive in every greentext
You could make it a tiny bit less obvious.

>> No.14150858
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I want a tall and buff Werewolf onee-san!

>> No.14150859

Nah. These things are starting to lose their novelty, being posted as frequently as they are.

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>> No.14150863

Alright then! Write 10,000 word essays on how to save writefaggotry in /mgg/!

>> No.14150867


Cute so far but why is she saying Sir every sentence? That kind of verbal tic can get really annoying really quickly.

>> No.14150868

>nobody cares
>shut up
None of those were me. In fact, that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, because that was the guy I was arguing with.

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Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

>> No.14150873

I already do. I call them "stories"

>> No.14150874

She's a kid anon, cut her some slack.

>> No.14150876

>10,000 words
>On svaing writeers
Well, I mean, I've done that much words before and then some. But on a topic?

>> No.14150878

Careful, I got torn apart for even hinting at that.

>> No.14150879

easy you can't save it

>> No.14150881

let me put it this way
>people have a low-meh opinion of me
>one dude constantly spams my earlier work, not any of the roulette where I've feel like improvements have been made (and some people actually like)
>another dude brings me up in every other negative conversation about write-fags.
>there are people better then me that go unnoticed while I a "low teir" at best, gets brought up at east twice a thread.

Its a little aggravating

>> No.14150882

>Dem titties
I know what I must do

>> No.14150885

Status on enlightenment: not achieved.

>> No.14150890

If that's you, Bollocks, you only deserve about half the shit you get. But you still deserve the other half.

>> No.14150893

>svaing writeers

>> No.14150899

No bully

>> No.14150903

What monster would give the best paizuri?

>> No.14150906
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>10,000 word essay

no need this image explains everything

>> No.14150909

I can see that being frustrating for you, that guy (or guys) seem to bring you up randomly a lot for whatever reason.
From what I've seen on here you're listening to criticism though, which is more than most do here. You either get writefags outright ignoring it or shooting it down on the spot, so you're alright by me so far.

>> No.14150911

I'm iron beast, i have no idea what bollocks did

>> No.14150912

Holstaur. Breasts are kind of their thing.

>> No.14150913

A titty monster.

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>> No.14150916

Holst, duh. Maybe a busty Jabberwock or a Kejourou who adds a little something with her hair.

>> No.14150920

Whichever one I can trick into drinking megaholst milk.

>> No.14150921

Djinn of the Jar

>> No.14150924

Hobgoblin probably. Also Holsts I guess.

>> No.14150929

You only get brought up so much because you've got some fanboy that keeps bringing you up. I guess that's kind of a curse since it makes everybody that disagrees with him slam you when that happens. So you're actually more unpopular than you should be, but you're more recognized.

>> No.14150933

Can't save writefaggotry if no one has the determination to think of a monstergirl and write a story about them. People just need to shit down, write something and post it then see what they could improve upon for their next story. Hopefully I'll be able to do this from now on by forcing myself to write a story of the new monstergirl that comes every week have to complete it within 24 or so hours, if I don't then I delete one of my mg folders.

>> No.14150935

She's a young kid trying to act like a maid.

>> No.14150936

the issue regarding my dialogue is part of the reason my latest story is at a stop

ever idea feels wooden if that makes any sense.

>> No.14150937

>you ask her if she needs anything else, before going to bed
>"No, sir, this is more than adequate, sir."
>you go up to your room and get into your bed
>you wonder what you're going to do with the little one
>you hear a knock on the door "Hello, sir, may I come in, sir?"
>"Well sir, I found the bedding you prepared for me inadequate, sir."
>she come up to the unoccupied side of you bed "May I come in, sir?"
>without responding she nestles into your bed, embarrassed, you turn away from her
>"No, sir, that won't do, sir. Please hold me, sir."
>you wrap your hands around her tummy and pull her in close, you can't help but notice the intense warmth she radiates
>"Good, sir, I've been along for so long, sir, this is very nice, sir." you feel your heartstrings get pulled
>"Sir, there is more to be done, sir, please put your chin on top of my head, please, sir." you do as told, putting your chin on top of her small head, and drawing her in closer
>she smells nice, spicy maybe?
>she raises her knees and puts her tiny foot paws against your stomach "Sir, do you think it'll be possible to continue my residency here, sir?" you nod and ask why she wanted you to hold her like this "It makes me feel safe, sir."
>you turn out the lights and resume your cuddling
>she deeply exhales
>"thank you, sir."

>> No.14150938

>Gentle Yeti paizuri
>No lewd talk
>No over the top facial expressions
>Just a warm smile and asking you if it feels good
>Near the end she picks up the pace until you end up staining her beautiful brown skin with your seed
Would have went with Holst but screw the obvious answers.

>> No.14150944

24 hours isn't enough for a proper story, man. 5k minimum is two to three days worth of work if you're on a roll.

>> No.14150946

I used to be able to get in 12k words a day when I first started.

>> No.14150953

What do you mean by "save"?
Because I agree a lot of stories follow the same pattern and use the same plot devices with one little gimmick making it different from the rest, but the thread seems to like it. So no harm done I guess.

>> No.14150954

>No lewd talk
>No over the top facial expressions
Finally. That stuff's cringey.

>> No.14150955

Man, I want to be hated because I fucked up or something, not this

>> No.14150956

4 U

>> No.14150963

And why exactly a hellhound and not a kobold? Because that's a kobold in everything but name.

>> No.14150965

No way. Not properly thought through and edited. Who am I kidding. You're probably Alp who still doesn't do those things.

>> No.14150966

I've always thought of Yetis like that, not really the type to get into dirty stuff and just focus on the romantic cuddle sex.

>> No.14150967

>you've got some fanboy that keeps bringing you up
I think its sad that we're so desperate for new OC that anyone new who pops up immediately gets what amounts to a yandere stalker.

>> No.14150968

Shoggoths and Lava Golems.

>> No.14150969
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You have the right idea.

>> No.14150976

I still don't understand why I have at least one person that really likes my writing. Especially after being one of the most royal fuckups this thread has seen.

>> No.14150979

I'm tempted to assume its the guy who wrote that awful daughteru killing story. He seems to hate the idea of dominant hellhounds and will push sub ones on the thread constantly for it.
they're meant to be perma-switches anyway, but this is kind of stupid

>> No.14150989

I think he's trying to rile the thread in some manner?

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>Memories of Summer

...In which Dragon's pool with a view has a grand opening, and both invited and uninvited guests have a good time. I've started up this about a dozen times now, and it doesn't look like it'll ever get finished even in the cut-down version. I'm posting the mostly-legible parts here, mostly to get it out of my mind, although, who knows, maybe some cute ideas could get the whole thing rolling again.

>> No.14150994

>Especially after being one of the most royal fuckups this thread has seen.
Not even close.
You're actually quite new (to these threads at least), there's been far, far worse things happen involving writers in the past.

>> No.14150995

I want to see a FAT hellhound try to dom a guy!

>> No.14150998

>Kejourou who adds a little something with her hair.

She could simultaneously give you a hair job and a paizuri at the same time

>> No.14151000 [DELETED] 

Shit, I hope it's not that, because I'm liking it so far. It's cute.

>> No.14151004

Hot damn, you aren't dead.

>> No.14151006

>they're meant to be perma-switches anyway
The only writefag to have actually played on this aspect is PRW.

>> No.14151011

I bet its that guy who was mad over that one dom kikimora story and now feels the need to "punish" subs by taking away one of the few properly dominant girls who are actually popular.

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I've been lurking more than anything today in the thread. Hell, I wasn't even mostly responsible for that faggot yesterday with the Nurgle shit because even I know better than to do much of anything on the weekend.

Christ, Anon. I do do other things than shitpost and write mediocre smut like playing shitty vidya like SOMA which is a clear rip-off of not only the works of HR Giger's bio-mechanical fetish but also the entirety of shit like the 1999 movie Virus, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar's The Sixth Day.

It's still kind of spooky though and 3/4th of that is the game insisting the gamma setting be so fucking low that no amount of in-game lighting will allow me to believe this shit is anywhere as close to Rapture in the original Bioshock. At least that place had entertaining shit like Sander Cohen.

>> No.14151015

>a few years pass
>"What's dinner? make dinner. NOW."
>things have changed, a lot
>you let her stay with you, a type of unofficial adoption
>now you clean, now you cook, you're the one taking care of her
>as she grew older, her behavior changed, soon enough she dropped the kikimora wannabe act
>you yearn for the days when she called you "sir"
>you enrolled her into school, and she maintains fantastic grades, you can't really complain, but she's intensely jealous
>you haven't had much opportunity to find a wife or even a girlfriend because most of your time was spent looking after her, now she actively scares other women away from you
>you make dinner, which she hastily eats and says nothing about
>she goes back to doing homework and watching TV
>you go to bed, a bit depressed
>the door opens, and without turning on the lights, she gets into bed and wraps her arms around you
>"Sorry, ...sir, thank you, s-sir."

>> No.14151017

>that one dom kikimora story
Which one?

>> No.14151029 [DELETED] 

I'm writing something with that right now, but it's my first work, so it will kinda shit. Probably. It will be shit.

>> No.14151030

Does anybody really remember anymore?
I don't.

>> No.14151031

Seafoam wrote a really nice one where a kikimora gets fed up of her master being a lazy shit and punishes him for it. Then one anon got butt blasted over it and brings it up every time someone points out a normally dom girl is being portrayed as a sub.

>> No.14151034

>Hehe, I've pantpantwheeeeeeze got you now!
>Be a good boy and koffkoffgackwheeeeze stay still there!
>C-can you give me a minute? My arm is tingling or something.

>> No.14151037

The one Quicksilver did?

>> No.14151038

I apologize. Whenever somebody starts to throw a pity party, I think of you.

And when people do your old stupid shit you don't do anymore like responding with a scenario to somebody saying they don't particularly care for something. You know the whole "But don't you want to x while she y's and a z's." for ten lines.

So uh, often imitated, never duplicated I guess.

>> No.14151039 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.14151043

Don't forget acts like Kikis are ruined 5ever.
Like they're still not miracles of the universe.
I mean, they're harpies, of course they're miracle girls.

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>> No.14151050

Well, good luck on your endeavor.
>tfw you made a pastebin account for writefaggotry, but have been to scared to start up anything
>tfw it's been a year since you created it

>> No.14151053

Kill Bob, Trader, Nyan, ELH and ELH supporters

>> No.14151055

It was nice. Even Seafoam wrote it.

>> No.14151056

>kikimora gets fed up of her master being a lazy shit and punishes him for it
Sounds pretty bad. Wouldn't hire her.

You can't just change someone through violence.

>> No.14151057

Would tease for a month before letting her catch me out of pity.

>> No.14151062

>ELH and ELH
There are two of them?

>> No.14151068 [DELETED] 

Don't tell that to subs.

>> No.14151069

My god...

>> No.14151072

>You can't just change someone through violence.

You kinda can, but it's the fear of the violence as much as the violence itself. What's the old saying? "Even the dumbest dog can behave if you beat it enough."

>> No.14151079

Saltman pls, don't have another tantrum.

>> No.14151089 [DELETED] 

That's a good way to jinx it. Anyway, I think I'm going to post it as a guest in case people don't like it. If I write more then I will get a pastebin account.

>> No.14151090

>Finally lands on a guy
>"Y-yeah! I got you know...phew...So, get to work buddy!"
>He's on bottom and she's too tired to do anything.
>Ends up not getting any because he just refuses to move until a buddy of his rolls her off him.

The life of poor, fat hellhound.

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Are you suggesting a population consisting entirely of faggots can breed?

>> No.14151093

That sounds a lot like Harblador's slap-happy Rapeamora, too.

>> No.14151099

Nature found a way.

>> No.14151104

>"You can't break a man the way you do a dog or a horse. The harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. If you succumb to the horror, then you become the monster. You become reduced, not more than a man, but less. And it could be fatal." -- The Jackal

If she managed changed him, it was through mindbreak, rather than physical violence, which makes it even worse.

>> No.14151107

No one defends him anyway. I don't get the BIDF thing, because everyone hates that guy.
Most of the time he's a "literally who?" mention. Most old followers were chased off by his weird choices and that one time he got mad that he was mostly forgotten on the threads.
Agreed. He could post images of himself eating a live puppy and his followers would claim it's a bad joke or something. He somehow managed to get some cult of personality around himself while being a mediocre writefag, which I guess is impressive in its own right.
He has supporters?

>> No.14151109

I'll admit, I did the original Nurglette thing out of irony because while I do like the Chaos God himself more than stupid shit that exists for the sake of existing like Slaanesh given their allegorical relationship to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse the idea of actually having sex with a monstergirl version of what is essentially a gangrenous, festering cyclops that has flesh sloughing off of its body as pus filled cists and shit boil and bubble on its bloated stomach is something to be made fun of.

Not to fap to.

Still hate one's own writing but you reap what you sow etc etc etc beware the depths

>> No.14151113 [DELETED] 

Again, don't tell that to subs.

They don't listen to logic and reason.

>> No.14151115

From /mgt/ two phantoms were born...

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>> No.14151123

Don't listen to that guy, I think he's the one who was butthurt over a choice in Trader's Anonkun shit and is just parroting other stuff

>> No.14151125

>Anon found out too late that alps can get pregnant

>> No.14151128

I doubt that fairy can kick my ass since she's like 1ft tall

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What do you faggots want

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