Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:20:31 2015 No.14130790 [Reply] [Original]

I just blinked and the thread so we're having a do-over edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:21:37 2015 No.14130794 File: 1.02 MB, 2256x1600, Delicious fluff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130790 That must've been a new record.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:21:38 2015 No.14130795 >>14130790 Same pic? Really? Not that I hate that lovely figure of a monoeye or anything...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:21:44 2015 No.14130796 >>14130790 First for tubby tanukis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:21:46 2015 No.14130797 Thank you Bane-sama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:22:07 2015 No.14130800 File: 117 KB, 288x278, 1395599562607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130790 Deja vu, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:22:12 2015 No.14130802 >>14130790 and the thread died* shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:22:19 2015 No.14130803 File: 1.93 MB, 1000x1500, monorus-Anubis_dakimakura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Postin' wonderful things. http://monor.us/post/129678643803/monster-girl-encyclopedia-anubis-dakimakura#notes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:22:40 2015 No.14130804 File: 243 KB, 910x1200, 1428288990505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >same op picture also >>14130786 >wanting a daki someone else commissioned trash buy your own

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:22:52 2015 No.14130805 >>14130800 That's an Alaskan field mouse...! No, wait. No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:23:41 2015 No.14130808 >>14130804 Can the Barometz "awawawa" like the Wendigo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:24:30 2015 No.14130814 File: 161 KB, 800x800, e177bb9d3dd5802aa96bba1f6d5d5d40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130805 Someone has mouse fever, and it's not Nyan. That's me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:25:09 2015 No.14130818 >>14130814 I want to pet the maus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:25:24 2015 No.14130819 >>14130814 I was just making yet another MGS reference. This time to Ground Zeroes where Kaz made a reference to MGS1 in the Deja vu mission

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:25:32 2015 No.14130821 File: 428 KB, 800x1280, 1442985932281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:25:54 2015 No.14130824 File: 93 KB, 562x386, 1442415437184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130790 Wow bane actually did it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:26:02 2015 No.14130825 File: 300 KB, 979x1251, 1440474107096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130790 Sexier version

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:26:08 2015 No.14130827 >>14130814 You're rather exceptional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:26:26 2015 No.14130830 >You will never snort a line of cocaine off the entire length of a dormouse's tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:27:50 2015 No.14130834 so what happened to holst tipping

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:28:24 2015 No.14130836 >>14130834 It's mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:28:26 2015 No.14130837 >>14130830 Dormice really are great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:30:21 2015 No.14130842 >>14130825 God damn. That body. I want to tease her before impregnating her. Nothing less than triplets would do for a body that fertile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:32:30 2015 No.14130854 >>14130837 Tiny and cute, just the right size to be picked up and molested as they either feebly protest or sleep through the ordeal barely letting out a few squeaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:33:16 2015 No.14130857 File: 2.66 MB, 2000x2000, 1442631400584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miia is literally perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:33:39 2015 No.14130859 File: 41 KB, 600x800, 1442798011365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, how about them Tittybirds?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:34:07 2015 No.14130863 >>14130857 Perfectly trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:34:34 2015 No.14130868 >>14130859 Best bird for sitting in your lap and ruffling her hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:34:36 2015 No.14130869 >>14130859 They're the cuddliest wonderland monsters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:34:42 2015 No.14130870 >>14130857 >>14130859 Strumpets and harlots galore!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:34:54 2015 No.14130871 >>14130859 Prime cuddle material!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:35:18 2015 No.14130873 File: 3.42 MB, 2124x2708, 26bf297b38179abc9b80e9ff95c03b5b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130863 >>14130870 Suck my dick faglord and get better taste

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:35:48 2015 No.14130875
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>>14130857
I agree. All of the girls are pretty great.
Take Cerea for example.
Manly enough to cleave your enemies in two, womanly enough to turn into a blushing wreck when you hold her hand.
I don't know about you, but in a Wild West setting, I'd take either her or Miia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:36:23 2015 No.14130877 >>14130859 Will write about someday but it'll probably be too /d/ for here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:37:02 2015 No.14130878 >>14130859 Great when it's Elphelt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:37:03 2015 No.14130879 File: 113 KB, 1200x684, 1442804645215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130859 They are for suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:37:38 2015 No.14130881 >>14130875 Damn, I want to fondle those horse tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:38:00 2015 No.14130883 >>14130875 >them delicious puffy areolae I want to see a Nightmare with those features, preferably with a different design from the profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:38:55 2015 No.14130886 >>14130875 > in a Wild West setting Wild ARMs with monstergirls when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:40:24 2015 No.14130894 >>14130877 They're like, horny oppai Harpies though, so why go /d/ in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:41:38 2015 No.14130898 >>14130875 I'd love to read a Wild West story about a Gunslinger and his trusty Centaur waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:43:40 2015 No.14130902 >>14130894 I have a bunch of ideas about the whole 'perpetual horniness' bit, and how a husband would deal with it and what weird fetisfes might stem from it. No NTR or futa or anything, just really kinky stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:43:41 2015 No.14130903 File: 239 KB, 837x1150, Marivel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130886 Vampires count?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:43:59 2015 No.14130905 >>14130894 Don't know, I'm not that guy but titty bird could always use more titty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:44:35 2015 No.14130910 >>14130903 >Vampires >count Aha-ha-ha!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:45:12 2015 No.14130913 File: 319 KB, 500x638, 1414894310434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130903 Yes, but Battlesnakes even more so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:45:33 2015 No.14130915 >>14130902 Bondage and stuff? I consider that rather tame for some odd reason. Not that I mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:48:14 2015 No.14130928 >>14130915 Yeah, but there's one thing I'm specifically thinking of that I refuse to mention. Let's just say she'd be a little 'trapped in the past'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:49:47 2015 No.14130933 >>14130928 >trapped in the past That sounds like more of a mental issue than anything fetishy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:52:03 2015 No.14130945 >>14130928 >trapped in the past To play the shitty games that suck ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:52:38 2015 No.14130946 >>14130933 Eh, probably to some extent. It'll be mostly fetish related, but also with the possibility of some nice healing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:52:49 2015 No.14130948 >>14130933 Despite all my rage, I'm trapped with this rat in a cage. And DAMN does she have an ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:54:01 2015 No.14130951 File: 401 KB, 693x1100, KoboldAnatomy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's one of those anatomy things I made based on something I saw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:54:19 2015 No.14130953 >>14130946 I look forward to it, whoever-you-are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:54:50 2015 No.14130954 >>14130951 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:55:11 2015 No.14130955 >>14130948 >locking a Maus in a cage with a horny Nyanners Cruel and unusual punishment. That's like giving a Black Dragon a bondage dungeon and throwing Alp into it and telling the Dragon she has to play with it now. >>14130951 You're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:56:35 2015 No.14130958 >>14130951 Not bad. I'd stick it in the Exit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:57:16 2015 No.14130960 >>14130928 Is it ABDL anon? Is that it? I'd probably be ok with that if they're just to contain her juices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:57:47 2015 No.14130963 >>14130951 Cute! >>14130955 Insert one Nyan into the mouse cage and your population is guaranteed to double.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:58:09 2015 No.14130966 >>14130951 >you will never put wood floors all over your house and wake her up by shouting "Breakfast!" only to watch her skid in the hallway. I'd feel like an asshole, but I'd give her all the bacon she wants

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:58:10 2015 No.14130967 >>14130928 Assume you are who I think, you seem to have learned from last time. I'm interested, though. What is it? >>14130960 Oh fuck. It really is you, if this is the case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:59:39 2015 No.14130970 >>14130960 >>14130967 ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 01:59:45 2015 No.14130971 File: 915 KB, 1279x720, 1441151781875.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130960 Oh, now I know what type of subject matter you're referring to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:00:22 2015 No.14130974 >>14130951 The bone and bowl weird me out. I get the sub vibe but that strikes me as dehumanizing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:00:54 2015 No.14130978 >>14130974 >dehumanizing She's not a human, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:00:59 2015 No.14130980 >>14130974 >Not packing some food for the road

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:01:19 2015 No.14130981 >>14130974 She's just really in to petplay anon, cut her some slack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:01:35 2015 No.14130983 >>14130951 >Crotch rubbing area Lewd as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:02:09 2015 No.14130985 >>14130951 I never really paid attention to this, but dat fang tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:05:52 2015 No.14130993 >>14130951 >those rubbing areas Kobolds are unexpectedly lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:07:49 2015 No.14130998 >>14130951 Looks like somebody is underestimating puppy paw pads.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed Sep 23 02:10:25 2015 No.14131001
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I copy and pasted last nights weird start to that monster/human couple thing I mentioned awhile back.

http://pastebin.com/HjmWaLVi

I wish to continue, but iunno if you guys liked last night or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:11:43 2015 No.14131004 File: 269 KB, 1600x898, V__F688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you had a harem of feline MGs, would they be able to get along?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:11:58 2015 No.14131006 >>14131001 More busty Nureonago is nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:13:00 2015 No.14131009 >>14131001 I'd certainly enjoy a continuation, but... >implying you'll continue anything you put in a pastebin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:14:00 2015 No.14131011 >>14131004 I lack leadership skills, or at least I think I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:14:06 2015 No.14131012 File: 59 KB, 685x638, 1377611558215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131001 Do it, faggot.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:14:47 2015 No.14131016

>>14131001
Yes, continue.

Maybe it's because you've been gone from /mgt/ for a while, but the reason you got little to no feedback at that time is because this is /mgt/'s deadest hours. So don't be discouraged by the lack of feedback, unless you're willing to post several hours earlier in the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:15:47 2015 No.14131021 >>14131012 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:16:39 2015 No.14131024 File: 169 KB, 1846x532, 1432473791062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >your MG wife will never murder suicide you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:17:22 2015 No.14131027 >>14131004 Yes, I have experience of roaming bands of cats. Used to be six cats from the neighborhood gathered up at our backyard and slept in a pile. Only two were ours.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:20:48 2015 No.14131043

>>14131004
Yeah, unless one cat is a screwball then they'll get along fine.
I'd have three of them and have one big cuddling, purring pile as I slept with them.
I'd need two people sized one's to take my left and right while one smaller on would take my chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:20:58 2015 No.14131045 >>14131021 I have no idea why you think I'm Bob but sure, Anon, whatever you think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:23:39 2015 No.14131052 >>14131045 Whatever you say, "Tunnel Snakes Rule".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:24:34 2015 No.14131056 File: 443 KB, 1280x960, 1402309689043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131052 THAT'S US! AND WE RULE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:24:51 2015 No.14131057 >>14131024 >Your slightly yandere kikimora will never cut your tendons with bolt cutters to make sure you have to rely on her for anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:26:12 2015 No.14131062 >>14131057 >slightly yandere >slightly >clips your tendons sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:26:15 2015 No.14131063 >>14131057 That's good because then I couldn't princess carry her, or walk with her along the beach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:26:34 2015 No.14131064 What happened in the last thread? I just woke up and I don't really feel like skimming over nearly 1k posts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:27:54 2015 No.14131069 >>14131064 Nothing worth skimming through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:28:35 2015 No.14131072 >>14131062 She could have just sawed off all your limbs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:28:45 2015 No.14131075 >>14131057 Joke's on her, I already depend on her for everything because I'm a worthless shut in who want's nothing more than a companion to care for me and love me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:29:48 2015 No.14131076 >>14131064 http://pastebin.com/42qKS0iP this happened

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:30:52 2015 No.14131080 >>14130966 If she gets bacon I don't think she'd feel like you're an asshole. Bacon wrapped penis when? >>14130993 >unexpectedly Come now. They were just begging for (heavy) petting from the start.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:33:14 2015 No.14131090 >>14131076 >Being bossed around by an older chubbier loser Monster Girl who's your superior My dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:34:49 2015 No.14131096 File: 1.25 MB, 1538x1600, 1441871865012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's hungover and has no recollection how she ended up at your place. What did you do to her while she was drunk, you bastard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:36:15 2015 No.14131099 >>14131096 I had myself a purple cow from dem titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:36:27 2015 No.14131100 >>14131096 Came inside her cloaca then rubbed her gopey pussy across her furniture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:36:59 2015 No.14131104 >>14131096 I told her that's she's a nice girl that deserves to find happiness, then we got drunk and watched some tv.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:37:05 2015 No.14131106 >>14131096 See >>12771168

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:38:10 2015 No.14131109 >>14131096 traced dicks on her back

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:38:52 2015 No.14131111 >>14131096 Ravaged that big purple snake butt. >>14131106 >9 months ago Holy shit anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:39:37 2015 No.14131115 >>14131111 Don't ask how I remember this post, I just do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:39:39 2015 No.14131116 >>14131096 Took her home and put her in the bed. She was really fuckin' drunk and was singing while holding a dildo like a microphone. I may have watched her sleep a bit, but no reason to let her know that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:40:25 2015 No.14131119 >>14130818 I want to sniff the maus >>14131096 All the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:42:01 2015 No.14131126 >>14131119 >sniff the maus >all the eggs You're evil. EVIL. >>14131116 Where'd the dildo go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:43:04 2015 No.14131130 >>14131126 I put it in her purse What did you expect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:43:53 2015 No.14131134 >>14131130 Purse, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:44:39 2015 No.14131137 File: 870 KB, 1574x1574, 1419997292966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131119

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:44:51 2015 No.14131138 >>14131080 >They were just begging for (heavy) petting from the start. It's innocent skinship and I have no idea why a Kobold would start panting and twisting like pretzel in the middle of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:47:30 2015 No.14131150 >>14131137 I wish I wasn't so lazy. I could have written about a CC Maus getting abducted to become a loli Dragon's plushie ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:47:44 2015 No.14131153 >>14131096 I laid her on her back, unzipped my dick, and put it in the mouth while I was tasting her snake hole. And when I finished inside, I wiped off on her nose. And I didn't stay to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:47:57 2015 No.14131154 >>14131134 That's not an innuendo anon. I'd probably cook her some pancakes too. She'll probably feel better with food in her stomach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:49:19 2015 No.14131157 >>14131150 At least you're still updating and not procrastinating forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:50:47 2015 No.14131163 >>14131157 >At least you're still updating Am I? Am I really? I didn't yesterday. I was supposed to. Not even a 1/16 of the update finished.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:53:13 2015 No.14131171

>>14131138
>I have no idea why a Kobold would start panting and twisting like pretzel in the middle of it.
That's what happens when you have an excited dog and good hands, Anon. If she starts moaning you know you're doing it right, but get her too excited and she might squirt. That gets messy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:56:44 2015 No.14131178 >>14131163 More often than me. Some people consider me dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 02:59:23 2015 No.14131185 File: 579 KB, 707x1000, 1430058867844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131178 Woo-woo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:10:08 2015 No.14131215 >>14131185 Did everybody get spooked by the spooky ghost?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:14:13 2015 No.14131226 File: 166 KB, 600x400, CPf0s5DVEAAwXm5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KC retweeted the following comic tonight Are we going into Wonderland even further again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:14:18 2015 No.14131227 >>14131215 Very spooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:14:59 2015 No.14131228 >>14131226 Further down the rabbit hole? So who's next?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:15:24 2015 No.14131230 File: 367 KB, 430x1198, CPf0tT8VEAACJpO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131226

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:16:26 2015 No.14131233 File: 147 KB, 599x441, CPf0soBUAAAM32m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131230 Last part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:16:34 2015 No.14131235 >>14131226 Walrus and Oyster girls incoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:18:23 2015 No.14131242 File: 140 KB, 754x944, 1442337732877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131235 I can't wait!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:20:16 2015 No.14131245 >>14131242 WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:21:31 2015 No.14131247 >>14131242 I want to fondle and cuddle her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:22:08 2015 No.14131248 >>14131242 Pauline is a Walrus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:22:53 2015 No.14131250 >>14131230 >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I want to hear that sexy noise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:24:14 2015 No.14131253 >>14131226 >>14131230 Stupid sassy lavender cat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:26:44 2015 No.14131259 >>14131245 Calm down, Gooseman

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:32:00 2015 No.14131267 >>14131242 To the Walrus Girl Colony! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a0Wkq9wZE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:40:03 2015 No.14131291 >>14131267 I wish to be the communal male tossed to satisfy the hungry aggressive walrus colony!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:44:49 2015 No.14131299 >>14131235 THE TIME HAS COME!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:45:44 2015 No.14131302 >>14131250 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:56:14 2015 No.14131331 I want to catch Wurmlings in nets and watch them cry when I tell them there's no way they'll get out because the nets are 'unbreakable'!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 03:57:38 2015 No.14131335 >>14131299 TO TALK OF OTHER THINGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:11:19 2015 No.14131344 So, wait, the anime covered this? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2858272 So Polt did have a speaking role?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:16:56 2015 No.14131345 >>14131344 Polt wasn't there If you watched the anime you would know this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:18:50 2015 No.14131346 >>14131344 Not really, no. She just kinda went jogging and ran off when shit was blowing up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:26:23 2015 No.14131347 >>14131346 >>14131345 At this point I'm assuming one of the producers really hates Polt and Crabman is just trying to get her in anywhere he can, so she only gets tiny cameos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:29:15 2015 No.14131349 >>14131347 Pretty much, fans wanted polt in. Crabman tried his best to get her in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:30:20 2015 No.14131350 a teacher in my college just used yahoo to get to google. something is wrong here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:34:19 2015 No.14131352 >>14131350 I'm sorry, my brain just felt a sharp pain there. They did what now to find which now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:36:37 2015 No.14131354 >>14131350 What just happened? I just felt an extreme pain in my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 04:36:52 2015 No.14131355 >>14131352 You read it right, I don't know what she teaches. but I hope it isn't IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:01:47 2015 No.14131371 KC IS POWERING UP PLACE YOUR BETS NOW ITS CU SITH

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:03:53 2015 No.14131372 >>14131371 You keep saying that and I keep hoping you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:05:03 2015 No.14131373 >>14131371 same as last time lions or weapon spirit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:05:28 2015 No.14131374 >>14131371 EGYPT GIRL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:06:21 2015 No.14131375 >>14131371 I'm betting that I'll post her before you faget. Seriously though, Cu Furr or another Wonderland girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:06:48 2015 No.14131377 >>14131371 weapon spirit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:07:17 2015 No.14131378 >>14131371 I bet it's the Caterpillar who smokes opium from Alice in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:08:21 2015 No.14131379 >>14131371 >>14131371 I'm betting that I'll post her before you faget. Seriously though, Cu Furr or another Wonderland girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:43:41 2015 No.14131388 Ded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:56:50 2015 No.14131390 Guess the alps have changed their game up and are sleeping now, they usually come out at this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 05:57:48 2015 No.14131391 >>14131371 A Metal Gear girl. but seriously, an automaton would be nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 06:00:37 2015 No.14131393 >>14131378 I'm with this Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 06:01:10 2015 No.14131394 >>14131391 >metal gear girl >actually automatons manned by lolis who constantly pop out and shout "BRRRROTHERRR" at their husbands.

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Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:54:32 2015 No.14131398

>>14131394,25
Yeah, she probably will. Still fine enough to add-and-forget I guess, I mean it WILL be at least a couple of people who'll genuinely like her. I just hope if KC decides to throw in all the less worthy ideas before comiket he'll be sensible enough to mix them with something based to entertain people.

Her only appeal to me now might be the part mentioning her relation to Queen of Hearts / the way she was created, if he tied her with that place. I liked that in Wonderland profiles for some reason.

Oh wow, we live again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:54:35 2015 No.14131400 >>14131396 Hi Kojimbo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:55:31 2015 No.14131403 File: 375 KB, 981x1100, 290_humpty_egg_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A new Monstergirl comes out and the thread stays silent? These are truly dark days. I have NO idea what to think of this new MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:55:50 2015 No.14131405 >>14131398 She's another Wonderland girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:55:54 2015 No.14131406 File: 36 KB, 599x672, Humpty Egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:55:59 2015 No.14131407 File: 376 KB, 981x1100, Humpty Egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanted dragolich? Too bad, eat a thingy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:56:30 2015 No.14131409 >>14131403 Technical issues. Also, the fuck? Can't I eat without wanting to get fucked by my food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:56:49 2015 No.14131412 >>14131403 >>14131406 >>14131407 One time was enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:56:54 2015 No.14131413 >>14131403 The site shit itself for a few hours, anon. >>14131406 >>14131407 Christ guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:56:55 2015 No.14131414 >>14131403 Can't post if the site is down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:57:11 2015 No.14131416 >>14131403 >>14131406 >>14131407 Well, I'm glad I didn't try and post it, as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:57:41 2015 No.14131420 >>14131403 >>14131406 >>14131407 >Cue Big Endians vs. Little Endians Will anyone even get this reference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:58:13 2015 No.14131422 File: 139 KB, 491x550, 290_humpty_egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It appears to be a preevolution to Titty Bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:58:40 2015 No.14131423 >>14131403 >thick thighs >no wide hips to go along with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:59:04 2015 No.14131424 File: 168 KB, 981x1100, Humpty egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no what in the shit is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 10:59:41 2015 No.14131426 >>14131422 You're late. >>14131406 >>14131403

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:00:03 2015 No.14131428 >>14131422 >>14131424 I'm perfectly fine with this >tfw no Humpty egg waifu to make omelettes with

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:00:09 2015 No.14131430 >>14131422 >>14131424 Stop fucking spamming

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:00:23 2015 No.14131431 >>14131424 >Endians >>14131422 >>14131407 >>14131406 >>14131403 Keep it going, guys. Everyone knows eggs come in dozens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:00:41 2015 No.14131432 >All these people egging the thread like the house of the algebra teacher who flunked the basketball team.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:00:43 2015 No.14131433 Are people purposefully spamming Humpty now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:01:04 2015 No.14131434 >>14131405 I think she is? She's from Through the Looking-Glass technically, but that's still Carroll, and I think KC has proved a bastadizator enough to just overlook the refinements.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:01:12 2015 No.14131435 >>14131430 >>14131433 It's not even their fault. 4chan is freaking out

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:02:11 2015 No.14131441 >>14131435 They could at least delete their images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:02:38 2015 No.14131444 >>14131434 You do know that Jabberwock and Jubjub are both Looking Glass too and not Wonderland right? Not like this is the first time. But Humpty isn't from there either technically. He was just a cameo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:02:50 2015 No.14131445 >>14131433 I think people realized the site was back and then just posted without updating the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:03:26 2015 No.14131446 >>14131434 >>14131405 >broken egg >humpty It's obviously based on humpty dumpty

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:03:30 2015 No.14131447 >>14131444 Guess this means Tweedle girls are a possibility as well. >>14131441 Looks like some of them are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:04:07 2015 No.14131448 >>14131447 >Tweedle girls >Twins Dude Dude DUDE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:04:23 2015 No.14131449 >>14131403 >>14131406 >>14131422 She looks comfy, I want to live in there with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:04:24 2015 No.14131450 File: 216 KB, 1000x1000, 1420750333058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Hellpups so pouty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:05:23 2015 No.14131452 >>14131450 Because you don't give them enough cuddles or headpats. Scumbag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:05:25 2015 No.14131455 >>14131447 >Tweedle girls KC could easily cheat a bit and make them 2 profiles in one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:05:28 2015 No.14131456 >>14131447 Tweedle was Wonderland and not Looking Glass. I always remember which is which because I liked reading looking glass and hated wonderland as a kid. Chess analogs>British satire puns

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:06:47 2015 No.14131459 >>14131448 >>14131455 Wouldn't be the first time we had two girls on a single profile. But then again, didn't we have a bit of a shitstorm when Lilyraune came out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:06:56 2015 No.14131460 >>14131455 You mean like Liliraune? I could definitely see him taking the lazy way and doing one for each, just so he has more entries toward his goal.

>>	swiss Momo Wed Sep 23 11:07:14 2015 No.14131462 >>14131405 >>14131422 yup, she's a Wonderland girl that can spawn from fertilized (or unfertilized if you put in enough MAMONO MANA) Jubjub eggs. A Humpty Egg won't turn into a Jubjub though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:07:33 2015 No.14131464 I want to scramble her eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:09:07 2015 No.14131465 >>14131462 Nice to know, thanks. >>14131464 You'd scramble anyone's eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:09:12 2015 No.14131466 >>14131462 >that can spawn from fertilized (or unfertilized if you put in enough MAMONO MANA) Jubjub eggs Now that'd lead to odd familial scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:09:25 2015 No.14131467 >>14131462 So there's a chance of one instead of a baby Jubbly? Meh. >mfw egg captcha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:10:07 2015 No.14131470 >>14131464 I'd have her sunny side up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:10:25 2015 No.14131472 >>14131403 >>14131406 >>14131422 If I take her out of her shell, will she die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:11:25 2015 No.14131475 >>14131450 Because they think they need to uphold a certain preconceived image of themselves. They want to act all strong and tough like their mothers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:11:59 2015 No.14131479 >>14131472 It would be extremely messy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:12:26 2015 No.14131481 >>14131475 They're the cutest little hellbeasts ever in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:14:09 2015 No.14131485 >>14131479 How does the poor girl move around then? I'd be pretty sad if she just flows through my arms when I thy to hug her or princess carry her.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 23 11:15:24 2015 No.14131487

>>14131466
>>14131467
looks like the entry itself explains the specific circumstances were a Jubjub egg will turn into a Humpty, but I'm waiting for a full TL of that one like everyone else here

Oh, also this is one of those monstergirls that women can't get turned into, because of the specific origin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:16:29 2015 No.14131490 >>14131487 Does it say if they are bound to their egg shells? Or do they just "spawn" from them and can move freely afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:21:49 2015 No.14131496 >>14131490 The eggshell is what her husband turns into

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:23:58 2015 No.14131501 >>14131403 Slime loli with ahoge. I want to daughteru her so hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:24:27 2015 No.14131503 >>14131496 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:26:26 2015 No.14131506 >>14131403 A slime type I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:26:34 2015 No.14131507 File: 928 KB, 750x1050, orange juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131403 All we need is toast girl and we have a full breakfast

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:27:36 2015 No.14131508 >>14131403 >>14131406 >>14131422 S-she's all gooey... Is she sitting in a puddle of cum?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:28:24 2015 No.14131509 >>14131507 >Toast girl >P'Ork >Humpty Egg >Holstaur milk It's the most important meal of the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:28:32 2015 No.14131510 >>14131508 Egg whites nigga.

>>	swiss Momo Wed Sep 23 11:28:35 2015 No.14131511 >>14131490 looks like you'll have to wait for the entry TL for this one too. But it seems like you can make meringue out of the "egg white" part...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:28:38 2015 No.14131512 File: 2.20 MB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 12 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_20.09_[2015.09.23_18.32.01].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great girl or the greatest girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:29:27 2015 No.14131515 >>14131508 She's an egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:29:36 2015 No.14131516 File: 93 KB, 800x400, IMG_20150923_102312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we can all pretty much conclude these two are related right? So let us now discuss the canon possibility of a jub jub waifu and egg slime daughteru horde.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:29:57 2015 No.14131517 >>14131509 I'll just take my Harpy-O's with Holst milk please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:30:21 2015 No.14131519 >>14131512 Neither

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:30:30 2015 No.14131520 File: 814 KB, 540x304, 1441407446114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131512 Greatest in the series, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:30:49 2015 No.14131522 >>14131516 Read the thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:30:58 2015 No.14131524 >>14131512 Worst girl. By far. Literally 3DPD tier legbeard cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:31:04 2015 No.14131525 >>14131512 She's an unlikable turbodyke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:32:25 2015 No.14131527 >>14131516 >yfw you're Humpty daughteru gains the ability to manifest functional wings after enough DE exposure

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:32:30 2015 No.14131528 >>14131524 >>14131525 You just have to teach her the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:32:30 2015 No.14131529 How do you make a Slime wear a chastity belt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:33:28 2015 No.14131531 >>14131516 As far as I understand, Humptys come from unfertilized Jubjub eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:33:48 2015 No.14131533 >>14131529 You don't

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:33:53 2015 No.14131535 >>14131529 You make it stick

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:34:04 2015 No.14131536 http://exhentai.org/g/856099/81d4495d98/ >Ahobaka presents SLUTTY BROWN SNAKE CLOACA PROSTITUTION Gonna fap immediately

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:34:39 2015 No.14131539 File: 630 KB, 1931x2176, 1429647231989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131529

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:34:47 2015 No.14131540 >>14131403 >>14131406 What the fuck is this shit? Food? Seriously >Humpity egg I know, I know. Still, seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:34:55 2015 No.14131541 >>14131529 You don't. The closest you can get is an airtight gimp suit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:35:12 2015 No.14131544 >>14131531 So wait, she could have daughterus without a husband? How would you react to your Egg daughteru getting sad because she looks nothing like her mommy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:36:19 2015 No.14131547 >>14131531 >unfertilized Jubjub eggs DON'T WEAR A CONDOM!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:36:34 2015 No.14131549 >>14131541 Slimes in latex is sexy shit anon, I sort of wish Quicksilver would continue that one story from before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:38:56 2015 No.14131556 >>14131536 >that snekbutt This was probably the only good part of that shitshow anthology it appeared in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:43:14 2015 No.14131564 >>14131509 Mandragora salad to make it more healty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:44:24 2015 No.14131566 >>14131564 Mandragora foot salad you mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:46:41 2015 No.14131572 I want to make a Lamia wear a reinforced latex bodysuit and watch her slip around and be unable to move because the latex is too slippery for her to get a grip!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:48:09 2015 No.14131576 >>14131076 Will there ever be more of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:50:32 2015 No.14131582 >>14131572 Reminds me of that image with Miia being tied up in latex while Smith plays dominatrix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:53:49 2015 No.14131589 >>14131582 There is an image like this? I need to see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:57:15 2015 No.14131599 >>14131403 >>14131406 Eat all the Humpty Dumpty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 11:59:08 2015 No.14131606 File: 1.05 MB, 570x1200, 1442344116813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131549 >Slimes in latex Ufufufu~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:00:43 2015 No.14131609 File: 403 KB, 484x1800, 5409ce5f6c7afd9cf2ce161b833d3463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131589 Well, I couldn't find it on gelbooru or sankaku. But I found this instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:01:00 2015 No.14131610 File: 422 KB, 774x1000, 3502b9df487a821df09fd44f34bf0df5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snow Demons when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:02:05 2015 No.14131613 >>14131609 k then I'd deepthroat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:02:36 2015 No.14131614 >>14130951 I want a shiny kobold

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:03:41 2015 No.14131615 >>14131614 What color of would she be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:06:05 2015 No.14131619 >>14131615 pie color

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:08:12 2015 No.14131625 >>14131610 Sorry anon. Snow Angels only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:08:39 2015 No.14131626 >>14131615 Siberian husky black and white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:10:30 2015 No.14131630 >>14131626 Splendid taste anon, huskies are the best dog. Recolor-kun, where you at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:10:34 2015 No.14131631 >>14131615 yellow and black like a growlithe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:10:35 2015 No.14131632 >>14131606 Queen Suu pls show mercy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:11:55 2015 No.14131634 >tfw you will never eat out a slime

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:12:08 2015 No.14131635 >>14131403 I miss Wonderland being Cosplay Cutie Central. Why does KC have to ruin everything good he has going on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:13:04 2015 No.14131636 >>14131635 Fuck you anon, Jubblies and Jabbers are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:13:12 2015 No.14131640 >>14131509 with mucus toad legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:14:10 2015 No.14131641 Well, I saw Uncle Anon with a sweet little Kiki He saw a 'Hound coming and he ducked back in the alley Oh, baby, yeeeah baby Ooooh, baby Having me some rape tonight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:14:14 2015 No.14131642 >>14131635 >KC makes cosplay Wonderland girls >People complain >KC makes non cosplay Wonderland girls >People complain You just can't win

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:14:35 2015 No.14131643 >>14131640 Hark! Hark! This is not an anon, but a terrible Frenchman!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:14:55 2015 No.14131646 >>14131634 you mean a slime who will eat you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:15:19 2015 No.14131647 >>14131635 >can't handle a slime

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:15:20 2015 No.14131648 >>14131635 Lucky for you, the Humpty will be forgotten by tomorrow. Anyways, it's not like she'll become the Japanese bases equivalent to Manticore anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:15:21 2015 No.14131649 >>14131642 If KC wants to cater to anybody, it should be the majority, not a vocal minority. He's currently ruining Wonderland for 90% of his fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:15:45 2015 No.14131654 >>14131646 vore is not welcome, go back to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:16:30 2015 No.14131656 >>14131403 >>14131406 Now let's see how one of you writefags turns THIS into something interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:16:40 2015 No.14131658 >>14131648 >every vanilla girl becomes super popular >almost every monstrous girl is quickly forgotten >KC still produces more monstrous girls than vanilla ones Can't he take a hint?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:16:45 2015 No.14131659 >>14131648 >Japanese bases equivalent to Manticore anytime soon. What's that? >>14131649 Shit dude, nice made up stats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:16:50 2015 No.14131660 >>14131643 I am not a terrible Frenchman. I am a terrible Frenchman anon, that's different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:17:45 2015 No.14131664 >>14131656 Gonna have to wait till the translation comes out, maybe it'll spark something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:18:08 2015 No.14131665 >>14131648 the Manticore*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:18:17 2015 No.14131666 >>14131647 Well, slimes are quite hard to handle actually

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:18:45 2015 No.14131668 >>14131654 I mean it in a sexual sense, not litteral anon

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:18:46 2015 No.14131669

>>14131659
The only truly popular MGs in Japan are succubi, foxes, dragons and vampires. They're also biased towards anything sufficiently vanilla that's from Zipangu.
They used to rank Jorougumo pretty highly just for her daytime mode, and because of kimono cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:19:22 2015 No.14131671 >>14131666 That's why you make them wear latex catsuits. Come on Satan, read the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:21:02 2015 No.14131675 >>14131669 We need more MGs in kimonos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:21:29 2015 No.14131677 >>14131675 Alps in kimonos in shibari, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:21:42 2015 No.14131678 >>14131675 We have to push Kimonos for Smash

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:22:08 2015 No.14131680 >>14131677 Forget I said anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:22:10 2015 No.14131681 File: 537 KB, 500x309, exeggcute.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never eat out a Humpety Egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:23:00 2015 No.14131686 >>14131658 >every vanilla girl becomes super popular Why are you telling bald-faced lies on the internet , Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:23:08 2015 No.14131687 File: 213 KB, 900x1292, kloah-bus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131677 Remove.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:23:52 2015 No.14131689 >>14131658 No, and thank god. Let's ignore that you're acting as if these threads are the deciding factor on what's popular or not, and consider that not everyone wants purely vanilla monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:23:52 2015 No.14131690 >>14131677 Shibari under any type of clothing is a fantastic fetish. I was actually thinking of working it into my next story, it's just hard to wrap my mind around tying up a Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:24:42 2015 No.14131693 >>14131689 >and consider that not everyone wants purely vanilla monstergirls But most people do. And the majority is what matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:25:08 2015 No.14131696 File: 273 KB, 1000x2000, 1411408341820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131690 Here. For inspiration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:25:30 2015 No.14131697 >>14131690 Dude, shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:26:10 2015 No.14131698 >>14131658 Thankfully, he's not beholden to your pissing and moaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:26:34 2015 No.14131700 >>14131697 So a silly shibari shirohebi shilling shibari sillies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:26:55 2015 No.14131701 >>14131696 But she can't move around and go about her day with that kind of rope harness under her clothes. >>14131697 Yep. Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:27:06 2015 No.14131703 >>14131675 I want MGs in business suits I want a Yeti in a formal suit with her fur protruding from the cuffs and legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:27:34 2015 No.14131704 White snakes are bad. All snakes are creepy, slimy and bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:27:40 2015 No.14131705 >>14131677 Any kind of succubutt in kimonos and shibari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:28:21 2015 No.14131709 >>14131703 I want this but with a Kikimora. A dangerously busty Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:28:32 2015 No.14131710 >>14131703 There are quite a bit of MGs in business suits though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:29:14 2015 No.14131712 File: 496 KB, 600x900, 1408699579005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131700 Shirohebi shibari shall surely succeed! >>14131701 Slithering Shirohebi shrouded in shibari shall surely succeed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:30:02 2015 No.14131714 >>14131704 You're creepy, slimy and bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:31:11 2015 No.14131717 >>14131701 >spoiler You best figure this out guy, it's too good not to.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:31:11 2015 No.14131718

>>14131693
Again, your own perception, and your perception of this thread, isn't the majority.

It's good to have variety, anyway.

I know one of the pitfalls of using the internet is that you can mistakenly start to think you're the center of your own universe, but consider that people might actually want monstergirls that are more than just "she has wings, doggy ears, and loves to fuck."

Hell, I like vanilla monstergirls. But even I can see that there's a reason some people who like more monstrous designs are getting salty over vanilla. It's because there's people like you who'll just dismiss it, and claim that monstergirls should only ever be casual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:31:27 2015 No.14131719 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, 1432338182446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131709 Close enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:32:07 2015 No.14131724 >>14131710 There are not enough, all MGs are good enough to be office ladies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:32:10 2015 No.14131725 >>14131712 I want to bully her so much. With cuddling afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:32:24 2015 No.14131726 File: 624 KB, 1125x900, 1420994772348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131703 >MGs in business suits Excellent taste. I like all sorts of dressed-up monmusus, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:32:33 2015 No.14131727 >>14131719 Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:32:57 2015 No.14131728 >>14131714 I'm not a snake.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:33:53 2015 No.14131730

>>14131719
I bet she's wearing vibes under that.
>>14131725
The only acceptable form of aftercare is getting under the same blanket and eating a bucket of ice cream together. Heard it from a Dark Elf so it's legit.
>>14131728
Snakes aren't slimy anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:34:06 2015 No.14131732 File: 212 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131675 >>14131677 Ryu shibari when, turned on

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:35:19 2015 No.14131733 >>14131732 Check out Quicksilver's ryu story, it's got a lot of bondage. Shibari towards the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:35:24 2015 No.14131734 >>14131730 Snakes are really slimy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:35:54 2015 No.14131735 >>14131732 OD_fag and Quicksilver wrote stuff pertinent to Ryu shibari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:36:20 2015 No.14131737 >>14131734 Only when they get turned on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:36:48 2015 No.14131738 >>14131732 Never, she's forever alone and those claws can't tie knots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:37:35 2015 No.14131741 >>14131728 And that's when anon realised he was a snake all along

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:37:39 2015 No.14131742 >>14131732 >>14131735 >wrote Now I need illustrations of this, god damnit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:38:57 2015 No.14131746 >>14131738 That's why she gets her husband or her Shirohebi assistants to do it for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:44:42 2015 No.14131765 File: 51 KB, 650x458, Solitary Shrine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131746 >her husband There is no husband. She's alone. >Shirohebi assistants There are none. She's alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:45:27 2015 No.14131767 >>14131765 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:46:24 2015 No.14131771 >>14131726 those are 2hus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:48:06 2015 No.14131777 >>14131771 So?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:48:17 2015 No.14131780 >>14131765 For now at least. She's waiting for some brave anon to walk up to that lonely shrine and take her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:49:45 2015 No.14131784 >>14131780 Which is not going to happen any time soon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:50:07 2015 No.14131787

>>14131681
>go with egg waifu to the beach
>leave her setting up, go fetch a couple of things to the car
>run into old echidna crush at the parking lot, talk old times
>old times turns into her unfolding her gigantic wallet and showing me pictures of her 19 kids
>after hearing a very vivid description about little Annie's first milking realize I've been gone for about an hour
>jog back to the beach, the familiar smell of cooking eggs growing stronger
>waifu fell asleep sunbathing, her skin turning solid, letting out a delicious fragrance
>can't resist that tanned booty, loose pants and position myself at her entrance
>she stirs and asks me what I'm doing
>lean close and whisper
>"scrambled eggs"
>start fucking the now fully awake breakfast, as she starts lewdly moaning
>nearby group of porcs notice and come closer, subtly playing with themselves
>a specially saucy one asks me if I would like some bacon with that
>ignore her and keep pounding away, my climax building
>waifu leans close and begs me to let it inside
>push to the hilt and let it all out, right in the pussy
>after I pull out she scoops some out with her finger and tastes it
>"mmm, eggnog"
such is life in MGC beach

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:51:33 2015 No.14131792 >>14131403 >>14131406 I can honestly say nobody was expecting this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:52:04 2015 No.14131794 KC actually did a Humpty Dumpty girl This is the first Monster Girl in a long time to fully surprise me. I was never expecting this. Good job KC. 25 more to go, she was 175.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:52:17 2015 No.14131795 >>14131792 >expecting >not eggspecting You had one fucking job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:53:37 2015 No.14131797 >>14131795 It would have been quite eggselent if he had done that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:54:05 2015 No.14131799 >>14131794 Oh, I'm loving it. It gets too boring if you always know what you are gonna get. >25 more to go, she was 175 Wait, is there a hard limit? KC confirmed he won't do more than that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:55:06 2015 No.14131802 >>14131795 >>14131797 It's not in good form to yolk about other's missteps in this manner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:55:43 2015 No.14131803 >>14131795 That anon totally has egg on his face now! Ugh, we really need to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:55:53 2015 No.14131804 I want Charon-chan to please go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:56:01 2015 No.14131805 >>14131784 you're evil

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:56:14 2015 No.14131807 >>14131787 Perfect. This is the sort of excellent Humpty girl writing we need.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:56:45 2015 No.14131808 >>14131805 I am not evil. I am honest. Does the truth hurt you? Then change it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:56:49 2015 No.14131809 >>14131802 Hey, some of us don't walk on eggshells. If you aren't hard boiled enough to say what you want then tough luck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:57:41 2015 No.14131812 >>14131804 Come now, let's bury the hatch-et. Incubating all these hard feelings towards the girl just makes me feel rotten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:59:14 2015 No.14131815 GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:59:35 2015 No.14131816 >>14131804 We need a new pun girl so we can finally put that hobo cumdump behind us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 12:59:55 2015 No.14131818 >>14131805 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:00:28 2015 No.14131821 >>14131799 He wants to hit 200 before Winter Comiket so he can put out another book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:00:35 2015 No.14131823 >>14131787 Ugh. This is one of those girls I actually want to be forgotten about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:00:40 2015 No.14131824 >>14131815 No, I won't fuck green legs and ass. Not here. Not there. Not anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:00:42 2015 No.14131825 >>14131816 Cheshire, comes with a free smug, smile.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:01:31 2015 No.14131827

Would anyone be willing to give me some pointers for my sex-scene writing? Any glaring flaws or things I need to work on the next time I try? Help and feedback would be greatly appreciated. This is from a piece I wrote a week or two ago.

http://pastebin.com/qG1gSEGf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:01:43 2015 No.14131829 >>14131815 Green egggirl and P'Ork when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:03:16 2015 No.14131832 >>14131816 Carlos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:04:30 2015 No.14131836 >>14131821 Sweet >>14131823 Let's not be hasty now, maybe the profile will help us make sense of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:04:39 2015 No.14131837 File: 139 KB, 416x600, Youko_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131829 Would you get raped in a box? Would you get raped by a fox?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:05:01 2015 No.14131839 >>14131827 Are you Silent_II by chance? I recognize those character names.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:05:07 2015 No.14131840 >>14131832 Not a girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:06:00 2015 No.14131843 >>14131765 Except the story of that pic actually has a happy ending where she finds a husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:06:35 2015 No.14131844 >>14131837 If the fox was Courtney Cox

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:07:03 2015 No.14131845 >>14131839 Yes. Since I'm looking for help specifically on the smuttiest part of smut writing, I decided to just extract it from the story. thanks for remembering me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:07:25 2015 No.14131846 >>14131843 No. There is no happiness. Only the endless void.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:07:38 2015 No.14131848 >>14131837 What's with all this rape? Why can't I have consensual sex with a girl I like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:08:45 2015 No.14131851 >>14131846 Yes, there is happiness, I'll post it in a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:09:17 2015 No.14131852 I want to set up a deadly labyrinth to torture people with, only to have a Wurm show up and ruin it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:09:22 2015 No.14131853 >>14131845 Awesome. If I actually had experience writing I'd love to assist you in your writefaggotry endeavors, but unfortunately I don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:09:24 2015 No.14131855 >>14131827 >http://pastebin.com/qG1gSEGf >A spider called "Charlotte" There's going to be feels, aren't there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:09:43 2015 No.14131856 >>14131848 Nah, you can have it. In fact, many would prefer it that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:10:09 2015 No.14131858 >>14131837 No I would not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:10:28 2015 No.14131860 >>14131848 You can. Anyways, he's obviously referencing a Dr. Seuss book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:11:28 2015 No.14131865 >>14131837 No. I want to do it in the bed with a fox that has a plump rump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:11:50 2015 No.14131868 >>14131827 I like it but... >Richard Hedd Fucking really? Otherwise its pretty good. I don't write much smut myself, but if this is a first attempt at it then this is impressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:12:00 2015 No.14131869 File: 207 KB, 1273x717, Excalibur_Reaction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131848 >consensual sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:12:48 2015 No.14131870 >>14131853 No worries, my man. Moral support can be just as important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:13:39 2015 No.14131871 File: 238 KB, 627x600, Green Rape and Ham.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131848 You mean you don't like green rape and ham?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:13:52 2015 No.14131873 >>14131096 Called pharaoh's royal guard. Apophis a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:14:46 2015 No.14131876 >>14131871 Now there's a couple I'd love to run into after dark. >>14131873 I wonder who is behind this post...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:16:39 2015 No.14131882 >>14131732 Get this Water Wurm out of here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:17:55 2015 No.14131884 >>14131516 >literally fucking egg yolks Fucking japs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:18:15 2015 No.14131885 >>14131882 >Ryu/wurm hybrid. >All the weather controlling and magical abilities of a ryu mixed with the strength and innocence of a wurm. Would marry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:19:54 2015 No.14131891 File: 290 KB, 1280x720, Curtain call for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Game Over

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:20:34 2015 No.14131892 >>14131765 I want to visit her shrine and give her cakes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:21:22 2015 No.14131894 >>14131871 I want to make an Ogre my wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:21:57 2015 No.14131895 >>14131689 And those people can eat shit and die by bursting from Beelzebub egg overload in MGQland, where the shit monsters go be garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:22:26 2015 No.14131896 >>14131891 Suu is a dyke and EMG is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:22:27 2015 No.14131897 >>14131892 You're going to end up with a tubby, if happy, ryu if you do that Anon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:23:27 2015 No.14131900
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>>14131827
I'm going to type comments here as I read.

>The lack of sight did wonders for his other senses. The scent of daylily was almost intoxicating and Charlotte's excited breathing meshed well with his own.
Firstly, points for this. I'm guessing someone told you to focus on sense for your sex scenes at some point, and you took it to heart. A little nitpick, but for those who don't know what Daylily actually smells like, you might want to add a tiny description. Maybe a reference point, at the least.

>"Just relax," She whispered,
That "She" should be all lowercase, because your narrative is contiuning on from the dialogue with a description of it. You have the same issue on line 7, 9, 14, 46... Well, I think you get the idea. Reading through, I think you're pretty competent in your writing.
>"Don't worry," she said as she tore off the remaining few shreds of his tunic, "I'll replace it later. Right now it's just in the way."
This is correct, for example.

>"Richard Hedd."
See enclosed image for suitable reaction.

Well, overall, you're good enough that the only advice I can really give you for improvement is the awfully generic, yet never untrue suggestion to simply read more, and write more. Improve your prose even further, and push yourself to get better.
If I were to critisise based solely on my own opinion, and not on any objective fault in your writing, I'd say that maybe you should have Charlotte do something to physically provoke Richard when she teases him. Maybe some tantalising touches, just enough to lead him on but not make him cum.
Also, I'd make the sex scene proper a bit longer. More buildup to the climax, more stuff happening between them, and more description.

But again, that's my own personal opinion. That aside, you're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:23:29 2015 No.14131901 >>14131896 You're mean and petty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:24:56 2015 No.14131906 >>14131896 Don't know about the first part, but yeah, EMG has become shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:25:08 2015 No.14131907 >>14131895 Vanilla girls a best.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:26:18 2015 No.14131909
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>>14131765
>Ryu goes full Big Boss and starts "recruiting" shrine members
>Light weaponry that can wound but mostly not kill and tranqs / CQC
>All men are considered child soldiers
>Shirohebi are all considered officers / S+ soldiers who wandered away from different "Mother Bases"
>Starring Kazi "Fulton the Frog and it's Frog Legs for Dinner" Miller

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:27:17 2015 No.14131912 >>14131897 Tubby Ryu is best Ryu! Nice and Cuddly so when she wraps around me she is soft!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:28:43 2015 No.14131917 >>14131909 >a Werecat by the name of Flintlock Feline offers to train her troops

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:32:59 2015 No.14131922

>>14131912
>Visit her during winter
>It's snowing pretty hard but you've never missed a cake delivery yet!
>Except for that one day you got swarmed by those mouse girls
>Had to go back and bake a second one that day.
>You barely get to the top of the steps when a green scaled tail wraps around you and a huge pair of holst sized breasts almost smother you, the ryu overjoyed to have you back.
>Spend the next two hours with her chatting and watching TV with you snuggled in her coils while she happily munches cake.
>Snow storm gets worse and she offers to let you spend the evening with her.

Do you stay with the pudgy ryu?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:33:09 2015 No.14131923

>>14131868
Thanks.

I hope I'm not being too aggressive here, but if there was oooone thing you could change (besides the unfortunate surname), what would it be? Are there parts that aren't detailed enough? Parts that are too detailed? Unsexy language? Awkward phrasing? Bad formatting? Anything? And now that I've gotten a big lump of critique this isn't as important, but hey, multiple viewpoints can always help.

>>14131855
I'll be honest with you. I really could not think of a better name for her. I really like her unmentioned surname though. Really obvious and fitting even if it is probably something you'd be embarrassed about.

>>14131900
This is terrific, thank you so much. I'll make sure to have this open somewhere every time I'm typing up something.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:35:14 2015 No.14131927

>>14131895
You seem angry about what I'm saying.

While I'm at it, when I say "not vanilla", that doesn't automatically translate to "the freakiest of the MGQ designs". It simply means monstergirls who aren't as simple as designs like the MGE Cupid or your generic foxgirl.

Just accept that some people like more varied and interesting designs. I can't in good conscience call vanilla monstergirls bad, because then I'd just be as bad as you're being right now, getting mad at people who like more monstery designs.

If we were to break it down, there's two scales at work here. The "good and bad" scale, and the "vanilla to monstery" scale. There's no correlation or direct interaction between the two, because what people like is utterly subjective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:36:19 2015 No.14131928 >>14131907 But not too vanilla, just the right amount you know. I love not quite standard girls like barometz, but not too exotic, like the clusterfuck that is chimera.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:36:32 2015 No.14131929 >>14131922 I don't just stay, I lay! I give her tubby Ryu Daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:37:56 2015 No.14131932 >>14131927 tl:dr anon is being a hippie again thinking his peacemaking means shit. Which it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:38:13 2015 No.14131933 >>14131928 Imo one of the big deciding factors is human/inhuman limbs. The latter basically just instantly makes a girl shit for me. As long as you still basically have a human girl in the middle of all the monstery bits then it's all good.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:39:38 2015 No.14131936

>>14131929
Just get ready for a hip heavy, and generally heavy heavy, ryu to wrap you up each night and rub her cheeks against yours, while the eggs surround her.

One month after marriage you both arrive back at the shrine to find a bunch of muscled shirohebis there to help run the shrine for your fluffy ryu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:39:51 2015 No.14131937 >>14131933 I don't dislike paws, althoug annubis' are too much, better if they we're like werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:41:08 2015 No.14131939 >>14131932 So, you're just making argument and shouting your dislike of things for the sake of it. Alright then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:41:17 2015 No.14131940 >>14131922 Somebody's got to whip her back into shape, may as well be me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:41:31 2015 No.14131942 >>14131937 Normal hands but with fur look dumb imo. Either go all the way, or just keep them normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:42:23 2015 No.14131943 >>14131939 Whatever you say stickybuns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:43:21 2015 No.14131944 >>14131940 Then enjoy getting her fit over the winter! By the time it's all done she'll have a rocking six pack, big ol' biceps, and a back that bruce lee would approve of. You get a bunch of chubby shirohebi's who pop up one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:43:25 2015 No.14131945 >>14131942 Opinions on lamias?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:44:30 2015 No.14131946 >>14131944 I never said fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:45:42 2015 No.14131947 >>14131945 Wonderful. Best hugs, and their tails are really pretty. I also acquired a fetish for lamia lotion play today, so...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:45:51 2015 No.14131948 >>14131943 Well, I don't see you refutting the point. I feel like you're just trying to provoke me with passive agressive downtalking, and using phrases such as "stickybuns".

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:50:04 2015 No.14131950

>>14131948
You think it's a argument and fighting by yourself. I can scream x monstergirl is shit til my eyes bleed and I need no justification baying I don't like her. You and your "if you can't say something nice" kindergarten bs doesn't fly here. Get used to it or get out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:53:01 2015 No.14131958 File: 987 KB, 1200x1200, 1426603357416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, a bird!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:53:57 2015 No.14131960

>>14131923
>I hope I'm not being too aggressive here, but if there was oooone thing you could change

I can't see anything I could think of. But I'm not much of a smut writer myself, so chances are there will be a few things that need looking at. All I can say is your first attempt is miles better than my own, so really good job there.
It looks like I'll be keeping an eye out for your stuff from now on, so please write more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:55:41 2015 No.14131962 >>14131958 I'm gong to kiss her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:55:52 2015 No.14131963 >tfw no Hellhound stalkerfu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:56:42 2015 No.14131964 >>14131962 While she's distracted? Smooth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:56:51 2015 No.14131965 >>14131950 I don't think it's an argument. I'm just saying, simply because you've got in your head what makes a good monstergirl, doesn't mean other people are going to follow that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:56:55 2015 No.14131966 >>14131958 Oh my GOD. Is she Canadian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:57:32 2015 No.14131969 >>14131963 Good, Hellhounds are mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:58:01 2015 No.14131970 >>14131964 No. I'll look her right in the eyes and use my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:58:04 2015 No.14131971 would killing a humpty egg be considered abortion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:58:36 2015 No.14131974 >>14131966 Why are you allowed to live?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 13:59:24 2015 No.14131975 >>14131966 Relax, guy. >>14131974 Don't you watch South Park or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:00:07 2015 No.14131978 >>14131974 Eh? I was talking about the flappy head she'd have. You know, like South Park.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:00:52 2015 No.14131979 >>14131969 >Hellhound constantly gives you shit >Just smile at her and tell her you're grateful to her for being the only person that's nice to you Tug them heartstrings, bitch.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:01:46 2015 No.14131982
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>>14131969
Come on now, Hellhounds are only "rough" (or whatever MGEs version of rough sex is) during babymaking sessions.
Otherwise, some are bound to be pretty chillaxed and nonchalant outside of the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:01:48 2015 No.14131983 >>14131974 >getting asshurt over an obvious joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:03:10 2015 No.14131987 >>14131979 That sounds like a good idea actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:03:34 2015 No.14131990 >>14131975 >>14131978 >>14131983 The joke was shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:05:14 2015 No.14131992 >>14131990 >trying to save face Yeah it was a shit joke, but you come across as a shitty person anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:05:15 2015 No.14131993 >>14131990 This is Scott. He was always a dick. Then he got radiation poisoning in Ottowa and now he's a giant dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:05:32 2015 No.14131995 >>14131979 That won't do a thing though, if anything she'll just treat you worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:07:21 2015 No.14132001 >>14131992 >>14131993 Kill yourselves, South Park is absolute garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:08:30 2015 No.14132005 >>14132001 Scott pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:09:39 2015 No.14132007 File: 866 KB, 689x1020, 1421354544943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132001 You need to get that sand out of your vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:09:41 2015 No.14132008 >>14132001 >still asshurt over being revealed as an idiot I'll concede that South Park is a piece of crap though. It just follows the same formula then shits on other shows for doing the same thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:12:02 2015 No.14132013 >>14131965 >still talking

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:12:41 2015 No.14132015 >>14132007 No Kitty that's a bad Kitty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:13:35 2015 No.14132017 >>14132008 >implying I didn't know that was a South Park joke Everyone and their mother knows that shitty excuse of a show and it's "jokes"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:15:01 2015 No.14132020 >>14132015 Meow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:15:39 2015 No.14132023 I honestly think there's this one angry guy with nothing better to do than try and start arguments here. His posting style and childish insults are really obvious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:15:52 2015 No.14132025 >>14132017 Anon, seriously. If we don't get that sand out of your vagina, you could become a walking time bomb.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:16:15 2015 No.14132028
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http://strawpoll.me/5562937
http://strawpoll.me/5562998
http://strawpoll.me/5563005

If you got time, could you please fill out these Wonderland polls? Everyone who finishes them is given to a Jabberwock free! Or we can give you a free Jabberwock if you're into that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:16:28 2015 No.14132029 >>14132023 Isn't that just the norm here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:16:59 2015 No.14132032 >>14132020 NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD MISS KITTY!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:18:13 2015 No.14132035 >>14132028 Okay I've finished, gimme my voluptuous Wock!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:18:22 2015 No.14132036 >>14132029 Maybe, perhaps I've been here too long but the needless hate and rage coming from a few of these short posts feels suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:18:54 2015 No.14132037 >>14132028 Can I have Wocks straight up, no ice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:19:21 2015 No.14132039 >>14132032 And then anon was raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:19:27 2015 No.14132040 >>14132028 I don't want a Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:19:56 2015 No.14132042 >>14132032 Maybe some catnip will calm you down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:24:17 2015 No.14132051 >>14132028 >http://strawpoll.me/5562937 >can't select the (pick one) option This is no wonderland poll!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:24:30 2015 No.14132052

>>14132036
Dicks will be dicks.
I'm not sure which posts you're talking about, but as one person mentioned above, they don't need a reason to post shit and act like a child. They'll use the fact that they're posting on 4chan as an excuse to post like an ass, making it self-perpetuating.
It's a catch 22 scenario, of sorts. Hell, you can even find self-sustaining examples of it in these very threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:24:38 2015 No.14132053 Anons, I need the wendigo pics so I can cheer up my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:25:31 2015 No.14132058 >>14132053 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:26:09 2015 No.14132061 >>14132058 you're mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:26:40 2015 No.14132062 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, 1439136164759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132053 Don't lie, you don't have any friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:26:58 2015 No.14132063 File: 82 KB, 862x1024, 1435404487165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132053

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:26:59 2015 No.14132064 >>14132061 Your "friend" is a faggot that should kill himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:27:09 2015 No.14132065 >>14132052 When Hiroyuki fires all the old mods and I become a janitor, things will be different around here.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:27:18 2015 No.14132066 [SPOILER]

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>>14132053
Tell your friend to kill himself, and that he keeps bad company.

I should probably start a folder for sketchanon's pictures. My monstergirl folder is so messy, and it only has two subfolders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:28:37 2015 No.14132071 >>14132065 No it won't, nothing will change.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:28:51 2015 No.14132072 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to confuse dumb monster girls with a laser pointer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:29:02 2015 No.14132073 >>14132065 How different? Will I need to buy a tuxedo and top hat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:29:17 2015 No.14132074 >>14132071 I'll ban you first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:30:10 2015 No.14132075 >>14132072 I feel like this would be incredibly unsafe for the structure of whatever place you'd try it in. Though, you'd make a mean demolition crew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:30:49 2015 No.14132078 >>14132074 I hope you kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:31:31 2015 No.14132080 File: 246 KB, 696x564, Not sure if really want to escape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the hell do paladins keep up their slaying ways and keep from laying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:31:46 2015 No.14132081 >>14132078 Why so mad, Scott?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:32:39 2015 No.14132086 >>14132081 He paid a Selkie for a blowjob and all she did was rub her nose against his penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:32:54 2015 No.14132087 >>14132080 Because monster girls ruin everything. Why fuck something that ruins literally everything good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:33:37 2015 No.14132090 >>14132072 Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:33:46 2015 No.14132091 >>14132065 I'd make a horrible moderator. I'd feel compelled to ban rulebreakers for disproportionally long amounts of time, but let them back in if they send in haikus explaining why what they did was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:34:45 2015 No.14132095 I'm glad none of you will have a position of power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:35:11 2015 No.14132096 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1419813388047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132090 I love dem Wurms so much, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:35:17 2015 No.14132097 >>14132066 > and it only has two subfolders. You don't have subfolders in subfolders in subfolders? Are you that unorganized?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:35:53 2015 No.14132101 >>14132087 Because to not fuck the opposite sex would be gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:36:15 2015 No.14132102 >>14132097 >>14132097 Not him but I have "Porn" and "Not Porn".

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:36:42 2015 No.14132103

>>14132028
Alice all the way!
Dressing her in frilly dresses!
Giving her piggyback rides!
Cumflating at night so she wakes up confused as to why it looks like she swallowed a bowling ball!
Giving minomilk till she shreds her dresses with gains!
Making pudgy so you can pinch her cheeks and make little cooing noises while she flails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:36:47 2015 No.14132104 >>14132087 I remember you, you're the same buttblasted dork that complains how every monstergirl is shit. That, and you like to cause maledom/femdom slappyfights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:37:14 2015 No.14132110 >>14132101 Don't reply to him, he is a known shitstater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:37:37 2015 No.14132111 >>14132096 What would a Wurm do with a collar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:37:48 2015 No.14132112 >>14132096 If you loved them so much you wouldn't use threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:37:54 2015 No.14132113 >>14132103 Hey, I remember this guy. He's kind of weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:38:02 2015 No.14132115 >>14132111 Wear it, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:38:32 2015 No.14132116 >>14132101 Fuck a human girl, save the human race. Monster girls ruin all of the fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:38:46 2015 No.14132118 >>14132104 >slappyfights Why do you use such a childish term constantly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:39:06 2015 No.14132121 >>14132115 Masowurm likes it ruff!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:39:32 2015 No.14132124 >>14132112 Shut the fuck up, you're as bad as that maledomfag that constantly bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:39:49 2015 No.14132125 >>14132118 I wish the older monster girls would stop trying to touch my no-no zone.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:40:57 2015 No.14132127

>>14132028
There's not enough (or any for that matter) Hatter writefaggotry or art.
I know the writefaggotry part is hard for her because you have to write a lunatic who acts like the original hatter but in a lewd way for it to work, but the art thing could easily be resolved.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:41:27 2015 No.14132129

>>14132066
>My monstergirl folder is so messy, and it only has two subfolders.
Shame on you and your family.
>One subfolder for MGE with a sub folder for each race
>One sub folder for monster girl anime/manga/games with subfolders for each one
>One sub folder for races or variations not related to MGE with a sub folder for each one
>One for drawfag OCs with a folder for each OC

Probably not the optimal way to be autistic but it's always helped know where things are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:42:22 2015 No.14132130 >>14132086 You've gotta have sunk pretty low to pay a monster for sex. On a side note that sound utterly adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:42:27 2015 No.14132131 >>14132129 I don't keep any subfolders for my Monster Girls folder at all, it's all just there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:43:38 2015 No.14132138 >>14132129 I just throw all the MG pictures I saved into one big folder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:44:22 2015 No.14132141 >>14132129 >a sub folder for each race But what if there are 2 different monsters in the same image?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:45:16 2015 No.14132146 >>14132138 Same. I'm a lazy fuck and its resulted in a massive mess of images where I can't find anything. The file names and numbers have sort of organized themselves in a way where I know what came from 4chan, pixiv and the boorus though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:45:24 2015 No.14132147 >>14132129 I organize mine pretty similarly, Subfolders for artists/doujins, then subfolders for each MG species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:45:30 2015 No.14132148 >>14132124 I'm still right

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:46:03 2015 No.14132150 File: 233 KB, 805x516, pic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132138 Inefficient!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:46:38 2015 No.14132151 >>14132150 Nice memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:46:58 2015 No.14132152 Despite liking monster girls I haven't made a folder until today. Forgive me, KC-sama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:47:00 2015 No.14132153 >>14132129 >One subfolder for MGE with a sub folder for each race In the MGE subfolder of my "Farm" folder, girls like Centaurs and Holstaurs remain undivided.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:47:07 2015 No.14132154 >>14132150 Mine's just a big folder of default filename'd monster girl pictures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:47:28 2015 No.14132155 >>14132113 I prefer the term eccentric thank you very much! And, truth be told, I'd do those with any lolis or nonlolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:47:44 2015 No.14132156 >>14132146 I know that feel, although I name my favorites/the best ones a certain way so they're always at the top of my folders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:47:44 2015 No.14132157 >>14132150 >Dragons and other cold-blooded whores You just made a very powerless enemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:49:13 2015 No.14132160 >>14132157 Dragon's are sluts that hate their husbands!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:49:25 2015 No.14132163 File: 62 KB, 895x418, Scary Monsters2.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132150 >using NSFW pics for your folder icons Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:50:16 2015 No.14132165 >>14131403 >>14131406 Well, I was hoping for a new loli. But this is certainly...different. >>14131512 >Polt's dedicated episode is removed >Polt's cameo with Draco is removed Does someone on the Anime Production Staff just hate Polt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:51:23 2015 No.14132168 >>14132163 >Arcsys Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:51:27 2015 No.14132169 >>14132160 Why would you say things that you know will hurt me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:52:08 2015 No.14132172 >>14132163 >see that manticore pic allright, lets shitpost this g- >see lamia pic awww

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:52:48 2015 No.14132173 >>14132169 It's because I hate you and your waifu is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:53:30 2015 No.14132175 >>14132141 In that case I throw them in the folder of the one I prefer and try to remember. Might resort to next level autism with tagging in future though but that's going to be a job with tagging a few GB worth of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:54:16 2015 No.14132178 File: 614 KB, 1024x1500, 1421915326765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132173 She's no genius but at least she's smarter than a speeding bullet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:56:08 2015 No.14132182 >>14132178 That's not a good comparison at all! You're as dumb as your waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:56:44 2015 No.14132184 >>14132178 She's pretty but I don't think I'd want to be hugged by her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:56:46 2015 No.14132185 File: 353 KB, 1701x468, 1534466277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132150 Meh

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:57:47 2015 No.14132188

>>14132182
That's a Darkwing Duck reference you ignorant boob! No wonder you can't appreciate my waifu. She's sweet and rich and let's me watch cartoons when I'm at the lair alone!
>>14132184
YOU DON'T GET ANY HUGS! I GET ALL THE HUGS!
Except the ones she gives to the kids. But those are half me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:57:51 2015 No.14132189 >>14132185 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:59:01 2015 No.14132193 >>14132188 >YOU DON'T GET ANY HUGS! I GET ALL THE HUGS! Ay man you can keep them and the minor lacerations that come with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:59:21 2015 No.14132194 >>14132188 >Waifu leaving her husband all alone. What a horrible woman! She is so dumb!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:00:44 2015 No.14132198 >>14132194 Well it's not like she can just stay inside and have bling show up on its own now can she?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:02:17 2015 No.14132202

>>14132193
>minor lacerations

>Have an evil black dragon waifu
>She'll raze towns to the ground on a whim because she's bored
>Thinks nothing of doing edgy evil shit all the time
>Always very tender and gentle with you because she's afraid of hurting you by accident with her big meaty claws

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:02:37 2015 No.14132205 >>14132072 you become the bane of every feline and canine MG ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:04:14 2015 No.14132207 File: 326 KB, 1920x2147, 1422884422586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132205 >hellhound's face when the elusive red devil reappears

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:06:15 2015 No.14132209 File: 265 KB, 1000x1000, 1434603842040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132205 Bane?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:06:24 2015 No.14132210

I just had a story idea but I'm way too awful to pull it off in a satisfying way.
>An undead man and his Wight wife get mistaken as evil overlords
>Heroes are always coming to kill them but they just want a peaceful life
>Due to fighting off so many heroes they end up being worshipped by a group of monster girls in the area who highly respect them
>The problem is that they monster girls are super dense and think the couple are evil too
>Now they have to fight off would be heroes and stop their own minions going on rampages in the name of world conquest

Whole thing played for laughs of course, team rocket tier heroes who always get sent packing rather than get killed and minions who view things like underwear from a woman's laundry as a step towards world conquest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:07:27 2015 No.14132214 I save all my MG pictures in My Documents along with all other 4chan, imgur, etc images I save, I know where almost any image is by the date I saved it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:07:34 2015 No.14132215 File: 452 KB, 750x1000, 48356173_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...I don't follow you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:08:06 2015 No.14132217 >>14132215 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:08:45 2015 No.14132219 >>14132215 >>14132217 She's pointing at the new ring she's wearing and even made a ring with her fingers to give you a hint what's different about her, compliment her on it already!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:09:23 2015 No.14132220 >>14132210 There was a story a little bit like this before, only the husband actually wanted to be an overlord but was held back by his lazy wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:09:54 2015 No.14132223 >>14132219 Clever girl. >two pictures with feet in them I see Tarantino is doing Captcha's now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:10:28 2015 No.14132225 >>14132219 How could I have been so blind? No wonder she got frustrated with me.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:11:38 2015 No.14132229

>>14132207
>hellhound has been trying to take you back to hell for some time now
>escaped twice, barely made it unraped the third time
>but you learned her weakness though that third time
>you were ready to take her on next time
>next time came when she kicked in your back door
>but you had a plan; you were upstairs and the only lights on up there was your room'
>turn off the lights and wait for her to climb the stairs
>when she reaches the top step you shine a laser pointer at the other end of the hallway
>hellhound just freezes at the step
>you can see her instincts fighting one another in her face
>all of a sudden she lunges out at the red dot on the wall
>and jumps out your window and hits some bushes on the ground

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:12:55 2015 No.14132234 File: 447 KB, 799x2948, 1424127382369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132210 It's been done, except the dude was single. Good comic series though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:13:00 2015 No.14132235 >>14132220 Any idea who done it? I have a weakness for that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:13:12 2015 No.14132236 >>14132219 It's all so clear now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:14:20 2015 No.14132241 >>14132234 >Steve Lichman This is a man we can all relate to, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:14:44 2015 No.14132244 >>14132210 That's literally the plot of Overlord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:16:14 2015 No.14132246 >>14132244 Overlord isn't played for laughs though. In fact it can be brutal at times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:16:25 2015 No.14132247 >>14132244 Nah. Overlord is more srsbzns. It's fucking great though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:16:55 2015 No.14132249 >>14132246 How'd you enjoy Shark Cyclone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:18:21 2015 No.14132252 >>14132229 A good laff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:18:50 2015 No.14132256 >>14132249 Those memetastic spells being more powerful than gods on that planet is pretty great really. >Hoh, now that I have sacrificed ten thousand virgins, I can cast the legendary spell SHARKNADO

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:19:20 2015 No.14132257 >>14132185 >not having an MGE subfolder for each of your folders >not dividing monstergirls from series and "original" designs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:21:42 2015 No.14132260 >>14132235 Punaldin. It's his "No-Lifer" story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:24:07 2015 No.14132266 >>14132257 >not dividing monstergirls from series and "original" designs into their own folder*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:25:08 2015 No.14132268 >>14131837 I would be sad if she didn't rape me, or at least seduce me. She may as well say we should just be friends!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:25:36 2015 No.14132269

>>14132244
Only it's pretty brutal and doesn't have enough waifu moments
>Guy just wants to get romantic with his Wight wife
>Every time they're getting in the right mood and about to go at it someone bursts in
>Last time it was your Hellhound minion beaming with happiness about how she stolen a young boy's frisbee
>It took you all afternoon to track down the owner and apologise
>The time before that it was some girl in golden armor accusing you of kidnapping girls in the area and building a harem
>She ended up fleeing the kingdom after receiving your wife's rage over being interrupted again
>All you want is one quiet night of sweet romance under the covers but it never goes to plan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:25:50 2015 No.14132271 >>14131057 >Yandered hurting their beloved. You misspelled Yangire. The best yanderes are the ones who haven't been triggered, and remain loyal and loving with a slight obsessing compulsion.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:27:04 2015 No.14132276
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This is kinda cute.

Semi-related since we're talking about folder organization; I have a folder for each over-arching "Type" of MG. So for instance, I don't have separate folders for Dogs, Jackals, Wolves and Foxes, I just have one for "Canines". And then this one came from "Aquatics", where I'd put mermaids, sea nymphs, scyllas, etc. I also have separate folders for MGs from particular series, MGE, EMG, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:28:01 2015 No.14132278 File: 838 KB, 1278x722, There's a Succubus in my bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132269 >doesn't have enough waifu moments I'm fully satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:28:10 2015 No.14132279 >>14132276 >fish knees

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:28:27 2015 No.14132280 I want to help the local Yuki-onnas by praising Winter-Chan with uncle /pol/ for a mini ice age in 2030

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:29:12 2015 No.14132283 >>14132276 I just have one big folder called "Floofy"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:29:14 2015 No.14132284 >>14132276 I group my dog and wolf girls together while Kitsune have their own dedicated folder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:30:35 2015 No.14132288 >>14132280 >winter </pol/ If I had to guess this is about the immigrant thing in Europe, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:31:49 2015 No.14132290 >>14132278 That long midway point where it was just dealing with throw away human characters no one gave a shit about killed it for me. Only thing that made those episodes bearable was Aoi Yuuki's voice for Clementine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:32:07 2015 No.14132291 >>14131406 >>14131403 Eh. 2loli4me. I feel like I'm on some one's watchlist now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:32:55 2015 No.14132293 >>14132290 >no one gave a shit about I did. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:33:40 2015 No.14132295 >>14132291 We all possibly are now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:34:20 2015 No.14132296 >>14132291 I agree. At least girls like the Devil had hips to work in tandem with their thick thighs. Humpty has a great fall in that regard since, while her thighs are thick she lacks hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:35:35 2015 No.14132297 >>14132291 You're posting on 4chan, you already were.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:36:28 2015 No.14132299 >>14131403 No one asked for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:37:08 2015 No.14132303 >>14132293 Seriously? I felt nothing for their deaths except a slight relief they were gone and I'm normally the type of guy to feel really bad about that kind of stuff. They were just so bland compared to the cast they were taking time away from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:37:09 2015 No.14132304 >No Falcor Monster Girl I just want a big Fluffy dragon girl to ride on

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:38:27 2015 No.14132307 >>14132150 >That one ayy lmao girl Care to share?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:38:33 2015 No.14132308 >>14132303 I didn't say their deaths made me feel anything. I said I cared about what would happen with them. I already apologized so stop bugging me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:41:21 2015 No.14132314 I want to tell all the nugget harpies to climb above 5000 feet before the burst missle hits!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:41:44 2015 No.14132315 >>14132307 data.archive.moe/board/vr/image/1394/46/1394461418506.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:41:45 2015 No.14132316 >>14132307 Sure thing. It's pretty small though. http://puu sh/klFnS/5ffaabc1f5.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:42:41 2015 No.14132320 >>14132288 Some has to do with that, but mostly /pol/ just wants to watch the world freeze and let Yukimania run wild

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:43:19 2015 No.14132322 File: 3.10 MB, 3624x1088, heights.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big or small do you like your girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:44:39 2015 No.14132327 >>14132322 Bigger than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:45:15 2015 No.14132329 >>14132322 Big girls for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:45:25 2015 No.14132331 >>14132327 The only way to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:46:10 2015 No.14132333 >>14132322 Being 5'7" I agree with >>14132327's statement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:46:39 2015 No.14132334 >>14132322 Around my own height or a little shorter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:48:24 2015 No.14132338 >>14132333 >5'7" I'm so sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:48:38 2015 No.14132339 >>14132322 Any size up to a foot taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:48:44 2015 No.14132340 >>14132322 8 foot. Conquering the mountain is what all men strive for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:49:52 2015 No.14132342 >>14132338 You think that's bad? I'm 5'6"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:50:01 2015 No.14132343 >>14132338 Spinal fusion surgery only managed to add 1-2 inches, so it's not as bad as it could've been.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:50:16 2015 No.14132344 File: 399 KB, 1142x1714, 27b5c0a07f2eec26e75f991875edf23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132322 Small enough for standing paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:50:21 2015 No.14132345 >>14132322 No offense to the girls of extreme sizes, but I'd rather have something big enough for me to spoon without worrying about one of us being crushed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:51:40 2015 No.14132349 >>14132342 That's alp height anon, get taller

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:51:47 2015 No.14132350 File: 47 KB, 300x257, 2katze.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132342 >>14132333 Don't feel too bad. Stalin was 5'4"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:52:22 2015 No.14132353 >>14132322 My acceptance range begins at 4'0" and ends at 8'0". Anything outside of that is just not my sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:52:44 2015 No.14132355 >>14132342 Hey there alpie, you wanna come over my house tonight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:54:36 2015 No.14132358 >>14132355 >>14132349 So are there no tall alps or what? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:55:34 2015 No.14132362 >>14132349 >>14132355 Do manlets alp by default? I wouldn't mind drowning in short alps. I'd rather a tall one but a small alp cuddle pile will satisfy me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:56:34 2015 No.14132364 >>14132358 Not unless you want a huge 6'9" bara dude becoming a giant buff Alp. The thought of a 6'9" buff succubus isn't a bad one though, I wonder if any of the Lilims lift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:57:13 2015 No.14132366 File: 373 KB, 800x1129, Buffbucus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132364

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:57:38 2015 No.14132368 >>14132364 >YFW that 6'9'' strongfat alp tries to win your affections

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:58:11 2015 No.14132370 >>14132362 >Do manlets alp by default? But then who will the ara ara monstergirls tease?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:59:40 2015 No.14132375 >>14132366 I want her to take me home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:00:08 2015 No.14132377 >>14132342 I thought Manly Tears was banned

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:00:15 2015 No.14132379 >>14132370 Aren't they mostly just interested in shotas though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:01:11 2015 No.14132384 >>14132366 I want to take her home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:02:12 2015 No.14132386 File: 358 KB, 1004x1417, 1429764392071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132322 From tall to "Feeling like a shota" at her side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:03:46 2015 No.14132390 >>14132379 Short guys can do the trick too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:04:44 2015 No.14132394 >>14132322 Either shortsack, 5 feet or 7 feet and taller. Also I'm going to need to confiscate that Wererabbit. It's thighs are weapons of mass destruction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:04:54 2015 No.14132395 >>14132362 You are legitimately gay, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:05:06 2015 No.14132396 >>14132379 Ara ara girls are very interested on bishies too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:05:29 2015 No.14132400 >>14132386 At my height 6'1" she'd probably be perfect for standing motorboating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:06:50 2015 No.14132404 >Lol manlet I'm gonna vote for /fit/ to leave. And moo2 will listen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:07:33 2015 No.14132408 >>14132404 >moo2 >not mook

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:08:24 2015 No.14132412 >>14132408 >mook >Not g00k

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:09:05 2015 No.14132415 >>14132408 I thought we were going with an hiro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:10:30 2015 No.14132420 File: 1.44 MB, 1693x1361, 1438388474915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ushi Oni!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:10:44 2015 No.14132422 File: 740 KB, 1100x1243, 36674490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132364 >>14132366 I want to see Buffcubus' crush Alp skulls underfoot for sport.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:11:39 2015 No.14132425

I have a fantasy where a group of faceless P'Orc thugs gangrape me in a subway bathroom.

Then they leave me a naked mess on the bathroom floor, only for the Kikimora janitor to walk in, see the mess, look at the camera and roll her eyes saying "Mondays, am I right ladies and gentlemen?"

Then I collect my pornstar paycheck after the cut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:11:58 2015 No.14132426 >>14132420 What about them, sir?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:12:52 2015 No.14132429 I want a mofu monster to be taller than me so she can fully hug me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:13:52 2015 No.14132432 >>14132422 Wow rude, she isn't getting any hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:14:05 2015 No.14132433 >>14132415 >>14132412 >>14132408 >>14132404 It's Jackie 4chan you dorks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:14:35 2015 No.14132435 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 1435110099320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132420 Give the best hugs, Yetis and Jubjubs need to find a new gimmick. Who needs them when you have a huge fluffy spider cow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:15:41 2015 No.14132439 I wanna catch a Wurm by the tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:15:52 2015 No.14132440 >>14132435 Spider cows are gross. Spiders are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:16:16 2015 No.14132442 File: 323 KB, 729x763, Prepare to be cuddled, Human.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132435 Lawyer-chan's big girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:16:36 2015 No.14132444 >>14132433 You keep saying that but no one is listening. Besides Jackie 4chan is just dumb, as it's only point of humor is 'lel all azns ar saem' moo2 and an hiro are much more relevant to this site.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:16:57 2015 No.14132446 >>14132435 >Yetis need to find a new gimmick Hey you. I like Ushi-Onis too, but don't be getting any funny ideas now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:17:11 2015 No.14132447 >>14132420 That Dog probably doesn't realize it's going to be her next meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:18:02 2015 No.14132448 >>14132439 You gonna get raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:18:57 2015 No.14132451 File: 929 KB, 1000x888, 1401610207376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132446 It was a joke, Ushi may be my favourite but Yeti's in my top 5. Being sandwiched between the two would be a dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:21:11 2015 No.14132459 >>14132451 Oh cool. We good, then. When is based recolorfag gonna make a Yeti-Oni variant with white fur?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:25:05 2015 No.14132468 >>14132442 >Prepare to be cuddled, Human It won't stop at cuddling. It never stops at cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:26:30 2015 No.14132471 >>14132468 As long as her seal is working she's safe. For now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:26:40 2015 No.14132473 >>14132468 No it always ends at cuddling. Cuddling your dick with her vagina but still cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:27:50 2015 No.14132478 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1440215179875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah! Get them off! Get them off!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:27:56 2015 No.14132480

>>14132435
There are so many ways to be hugged by a Monster girl.

Being embraced by a Kejourou and having her hair wrap around you
Being mostly submerged in a Slime girls body
Being wrapped up by a Lamia
Wing hugs from a Harpy

it's all so great! But the best hug of all is from your waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:29:54 2015 No.14132485 File: 1.23 MB, 1593x755, I like collecting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132185 >>14132150 Eh There's also 1000+ pictures that need sorting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:30:55 2015 No.14132492 >>14132478 Stay still, I'll pry them off! Oh God one of them got latched on my arm!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:32:33 2015 No.14132500 File: 38 KB, 1280x720, 1439160014804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132485 Holy shit anon, and to think you somehow have less images and folders than I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:32:47 2015 No.14132501 >>14132485 >Dam_son.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:33:31 2015 No.14132503 >>14132478 Now just why would you want them to get off? I'd be asking for another to cling to my legs. >>14132485 >4168 files 200 folders I need help, that's not even including doujins which have their own folder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:33:43 2015 No.14132505 >>14132322 That Jubjub sure lays large eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:33:52 2015 No.14132507 Can someone post the latest zip of all the translated MGE entries? I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:34:55 2015 No.14132508 >>14132322 I like big girls, for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:35:13 2015 No.14132509 >>14132478 >you'll never have three almost feral loli ushis pounce on you >they'll never take you to their cave >they'll never not know what to do with you because mama wouldn't let them watch when she was with daddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:35:31 2015 No.14132510 >>14132503 Ushi armor?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:37:27 2015 No.14132515
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>>14132150
I have a folder for all the MGE girls official art in their full resolutions, and another folder for anything to throw in it.

However, I keep my Jabberwock nice and clean. I'd like to believe it is the most comprehensive Jabberwock Folder in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:37:50 2015 No.14132516 >>14132510 More like enough to knock me over and jiiii at me with curious eyes while trying to figure out who goes first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:38:55 2015 No.14132522 >>14132509 I'm now picturing an adult Ushi-Oni picking up an Anon by the scruff of his neck, then taking him to her cave where she drops him casually into a fluffy pile of her loli Ushi-Oni daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:40:54 2015 No.14132527 >>14132507 There isn't one, it'd be nice ELH could throw an updated version in with the weekly updates on the wordpress since he's the least likely to put dolphin porn in the folder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:40:56 2015 No.14132528 >>14132515 >My Darkwing Wock image was saved by someone. I've never been so satisfied and horrified at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:41:11 2015 No.14132529 >>14132515 >renaming all your files

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:41:15 2015 No.14132530 >>14132515 Ah! Wocks are scary!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:43:12 2015 No.14132535 >>14132507 why do you need it in zip form?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:43:46 2015 No.14132537 >>14132535 Any archive would work, really.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:45:50 2015 No.14132549
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>>14132528
I save and archive everything Jabberwock related, regardless of its quality. Hence the Penn folder so I can keep works I don't like out of sight.

>>14132529
It wouldn't be organized if I didn't though, and I like organization. I don't post them up here often anyways so I don't care about them not having a 14XXXXX filename.

>>14132530
Wocks are wonderful and should be embraced and loved!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:47:06 2015 No.14132552 >>14132537 >archive what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:47:10 2015 No.14132554 >>14132549 >Something I made isn't in the Penn folder I'm glad, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:47:49 2015 No.14132556 >>14132422 I want to see Buffcubus train Alps until they're no longer stuttering trainwrecks

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:48:09 2015 No.14132557

>>14132549
>I save and archive everything Jabberwock related, regardless of its quality
You're one dedicated Jabberwock lover.

I do the same with monster girls I like though, I even save those awful ones from pixiv and deviantart that look like they were made in 5 minutes with paint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:48:44 2015 No.14132559 >>14132322 If that mad hatter weren't sitting, she'd be taller than the wock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:48:52 2015 No.14132560 >>14132552 .zip, .gz, .7z, .bz2, .rar, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:49:01 2015 No.14132561 >>14132556 I want to kill Alps with the help of a Buffcubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:49:14 2015 No.14132563 >>14132507 They're on the panda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:49:15 2015 No.14132564 >>14132557 >I even save those awful ones from pixiv and deviantart that look like they were made in 5 minutes with paint Anon, there's a difference between salvaging and collecting garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:50:25 2015 No.14132566 >>14132563 Y-yeah, but I don't actually download anything from there because I have practically no points.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:50:40 2015 No.14132567 >>14132559 When I made the height comparison, I took into account the Chesire and Hatters poses and tried to scale it That's why the Chesire isn't on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:50:56 2015 No.14132569 >>14132564 I can't help it, I'm a hoarder. Especially if it's for a girl I like that has zero art from here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:52:09 2015 No.14132572 >>14132569 Which girls are those?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:52:12 2015 No.14132573 >>14132516 >trying to figure out who goes first. I'd be disappointed if a scenario like that didn't end in loli Ushi wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:53:09 2015 No.14132577 >>14132515 >This nigga uses the Dewey Decimal system Holy shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:54:21 2015 No.14132582 >>14132566 Torrent the gallery, you only need points for ddl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:55:11 2015 No.14132586 >>14132478 >that expression of pure lust on the Ushi behind the guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:57:23 2015 No.14132591 >>14132572 Jurougumo, Khepri, Nureonago and Beelzebub. Although I'd be silly complaining about the lack of Beelzebub art considering she's one of the few girls with full colour KC lewds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:58:24 2015 No.14132595 >>14132448 That's my plan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:58:40 2015 No.14132596 >>14132485 >No Wight 0/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:58:43 2015 No.14132597 >>14132577 Considering the ordering and systems in place, I'd say it's a pretty fantastic way, looking at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:59:36 2015 No.14132600 >>14132595 CIA quote

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:01:13 2015 No.14132606 >>14132442 >big girls 173cm

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:01:21 2015 No.14132608

>>14132573
>One of them tries to get in a sneaky blowjob while her sisters are fighting
>Gets caught and they team up on her with a double suplex
>They end up grappling for a good 30 minutes in a match that would put John Cena to shame
>The entire time you're just sat in the corner, half impressed and half afraid

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:02:50 2015 No.14132611 >>14132485 >Sfinx Sfail

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:02:58 2015 No.14132614
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>>14132554
That folder is reserved for the really bad stuff, stuff can't be posted here, and not because it's porn.

>>14132557
Thanks!

>>14132577
I just like to keep everything neat and tidy, it makes looking through it for a specific image easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:05:15 2015 No.14132620 File: 129 KB, 479x1127, 1425226574235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about the Cyclops, why is she moe?

ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Wed Sep 23 17:08:33 2015 No.14132627

>>14132527

But we all need more dolphins in our lives.

Anyways that's something on the order of 150+ something profiles I'd have to download from the wiki/MGR. Would take the better part of the weekend to do. As it was, I was thinking of trying to add a "Monstergirls" and "tags" column to the writefag list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:09:58 2015 No.14132632 >>14132620 She has a big eye. I want to dedicate my free time to make monoeyes and cyclopses into blushing messes with headpats and compliments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:16:26 2015 No.14132647 >>14132627 >But we all need more dolphins in our lives. Only if they're cute dolphin girls who take men back to their rape caves. Fair enough though, it is a pretty lengthy project. The tags thing sounds like a good idea though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:16:31 2015 No.14132648 >>14132620 >You'll never date Nurse Hitomi Why Even Try Living

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:20:25 2015 No.14132658 >>14132648 For for slim hope that VR and voice reconnection advances enough in our life time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:21:09 2015 No.14132659 >>14132648 >Monoeye Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:21:46 2015 No.14132661 >>14131576 Who knows? I sure hope so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:23:43 2015 No.14132667 >>14132659 Where did this "hurr monoeyes r disgusting" even come from? This shit's always been annoying and it still is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:24:59 2015 No.14132670 >>14132667 the same place >Horse Pussy come from Shit Taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:26:50 2015 No.14132675 >>14132670 Whatever you say, cowboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:27:25 2015 No.14132677 >>14132670 forget horse pussy, i'm all about the donut

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:27:26 2015 No.14132678 Zombina and Tio > Any of Darlings girls. Smith's legs > Shitty lying spider legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:28:08 2015 No.14132681 >>14132028 >memecat is in the lead I knew I was surrounded by shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:28:16 2015 No.14132683 Impregnate the imotous! Sibling war now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:29:34 2015 No.14132688 >>14132683 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:29:38 2015 No.14132689 >>14132681 Cheshire is the cutest girl in all of Wonderland. The rest just can't compare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:30:25 2015 No.14132693 >>14132681 Let's keep the sodium levels to a minimum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:31:22 2015 No.14132698 >>14132678 Cerea is great if you ignore the horse pussy. Her and Zombina are easily the best girls with Tio, Papi, Doppel and Lala filling 2nd and 3rd etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:31:29 2015 No.14132699 >>14132683 I don't want to fuck my sister tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:31:29 2015 No.14132700 File: 48 KB, 556x694, 84bbed55303c75d50754b581284b8b44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131677 Would you put this girl in shibari?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:32:08 2015 No.14132703 >>14132698 Hey, if Lala can be number 1 for the red comet than she can be number 1 for us!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:32:34 2015 No.14132704 >>14132681 So who did you vote for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:33:28 2015 No.14132709 >>14132577 I use it too, but with negative numbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:33:54 2015 No.14132711 >>14132683 Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:34:34 2015 No.14132713 >>14132700 I'd put any girl in shibari anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:35:51 2015 No.14132716 File: 223 KB, 500x1500, 1436765669059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132632 Were headpats part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:36:00 2015 No.14132718 >>14132683 But what if I want to impregnate the imoutos and onee-sans equally? I want a nice Hellhound onee-san to slowly cuddledom me while whispering about how she wants my puppies inside her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:36:01 2015 No.14132719 >>14132689 But her biggest shtick is teleporting and that is actually threadcannon you've fallen in love with a lie >>14132693 Contempt and ire are not quite the same >>14132704 Jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:36:22 2015 No.14132720 >>14132700 I don't like shibari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:36:51 2015 No.14132722 >>14132716 Of coursh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:37:11 2015 No.14132728 >>14132718 >Hellhound cuddledom Forever.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:37:54 2015 No.14132729

>>14132719
>But her biggest shtick is teleporting and that is actually threadcannon
>you've fallen in love with a lie
"They have the ability to freely appear and disappear. As long as they're in Wonderland, they're monsters that can suddenly pop up unexpectedly anywhere"

No need to pull random shit out your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:37:55 2015 No.14132730 >>14132716 she needs to bleach her skin like micheal jackson those blotches are gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:38:13 2015 No.14132733 >>14132627 >"tags" column to the writefag list. What do you mean by that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:38:15 2015 No.14132734 >>14132716 I want to clean her room while she tries to seduce me only for me to completely ignore her while tidying up. Then when I'm done and she looks all dejected because she failed to seduce me I kiss her on the forehead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:39:05 2015 No.14132738 >>14132729 >what is invisibility

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:39:07 2015 No.14132739 >>14132718 Then impregnate both! Fill your home with hellpups!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:40:18 2015 No.14132744 File: 168 KB, 1280x720, 1440756050920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is your ideal Undead Kingdom? Sans the sunlight and lycanthropic monstergirls, a location similar in appearance to Yharnam would be pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:40:48 2015 No.14132749 File: 2.93 MB, 400x372, 12dc8f2466a44d9d99a2473729169f36.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132734 >her face when >>14132730 Pls go and stay go

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:41:36 2015 No.14132751

>>14132738
But it says reappear and reappear wherever they choose and doesn't specify in what way. It could either be invisibility or teleportation. They're both just different ways of interpreting something left intentionally vague, unless you want to ask KC for clarification.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:42:29 2015 No.14132755 >>14132744 >Yharnam Literally perfect. Just needs more lycanthropic girls and less sunlight. Less cthulu too. If I want that I'd dive down to the sunken city. I just want a pure undead paradise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:43:32 2015 No.14132758 >>14132739 I'm going to fill my home with so many Hellpups that we could start a hound army. An army that conquers the world with their cute smiles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:44:38 2015 No.14132759 Would transferring my brain to a robotic body save me from the rape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:46:27 2015 No.14132762 >>14132759 No, you'd just get harassed by a AI monsters. I hope you enjoy getting mindraped by a succuvirus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:46:38 2015 No.14132763 >>14132759 Until you find out your chassis has been affected by a succuvirus who specializes in cyber-mindrape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:46:44 2015 No.14132764 >>14132749 Please don't stare at me like that you're gonna get me pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:47:06 2015 No.14132767 >>14132759 no. MAMONO MANA is gonna turn that body into a monstergirl which will tenderly violate your brain 24/7

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:47:13 2015 No.14132768 >>14132759 >mindflayer mindrape

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:48:19 2015 No.14132769

>>14132744
You pretty much just posted it.
Just replace the plagues, eldritch monsters, and nightly murder with cute undead girls, bustling marketplaces, and the sounds of merriment.
I also feel like people living in Undead Kingdoms would be on more of a nocturnal sleep schedule than people from other parts of the world.

What I would give to be a masseur in an undead kingdom. Imagine giving oil massages to Wights, Vampires, and Liches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:48:36 2015 No.14132772 >>14132768 Mindflayers can't mind melt steel bodies.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:48:55 2015 No.14132773

>>14132744
Personally I like the idea of a vast crypt-city.

Like I love the aesthetic of the underground vampire city from that one newer shonenshit series, Seraph of the End. Alternatively, to use something closer to your example, maybe something akin to the Undead Crypt from Dark Souls 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:49:35 2015 No.14132775 >>14132759 Only if you load your consciousness onto a sattelite and shoot it out into space.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:50:13 2015 No.14132778 File: 83 KB, 1904x605, Lich M.T. getting jelly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132769 It is an extremely nice thought.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:50:25 2015 No.14132779

>>14132751
Think about it. Cats can move around fairly quietly. Combined with invisibility - a power the original Cheshire Cat actual had - this would make it seem like they were appearing from nowhere.
No teleportation necessary.
>left intentionally vague
Doubtful. Also, deluded.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:50:40 2015 No.14132780
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>>14131076
>>14131576
>>14132661
>"ANON! ANON WHERE ARE YOU? GET OVER HERE NOW!"
>You give your Apophis Boss a scowl
>You're both in the same room
>Your desk is 6 feet away
>And she knows if she keeps yelling the people in the office room next to this one will complain again and you'd both get kicked out of "her lair of business and revenge"
>Still, despite being plainly in view, the purple snake merely ignores your presence and looks around the room, as if searching for you
>You sigh and ask her what she wants
>She loudly mumbles AHEM, glaring at you, before resuming her "search"
>For fucks sake
>"Yes Mistress, your loyal humble servant Anon reporting for duty."
>"Oh, there you are Anon, I didn't notice you there."
>In your mind, you think several vulgar thoughts about "pompous fat grapes", but you retain them
>"Now, last plan didn't work well, but that's fine! New plan! I have learned from my mistakes!"
>Surprised at the fact she has "learned something", you ask her just what it was
>However, your question gets responded to with a huff
>"Anon that was a rhetorical question, you were supposed to tell me that I'm perfect and make no mistakes, and I'd blush and tell you that you're right about that."
>Your boss makes a shrug, and casually wraps an arm around your shoulder
>"But don't worry, you're young, you're still learning. And who knows, maybe when I'm done molding you to be my perfect assistant, some of my greatness might rub off on you."
>You ask her if her self-indulgent praise is over and if she can get back to her point
>"Oh, yes! Point! I have a new plan! If we can't get back at her, we'll get back at the ones she loves, thus getting back at her in a chain reaction kind of way!"
>You could tell this was not going to be your day

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:51:48 2015 No.14132785 >>14132759 They're going to capture your robot body and install it with a 24 inch hydraulic penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:52:44 2015 No.14132788 >>14132769 >>14132773 Do you think there would be specialty "domes" in Undead Kingdoms capable of replicating sunlight for its human residents, or even undead that want to attain some easy warmth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:53:32 2015 No.14132790 >>14132744 I liked the architecture from a game I played time ago, I can't remember the fucking name though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:53:51 2015 No.14132791 >>14132780 >I have a new plan! Oh, this'll go swimmingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:54:08 2015 No.14132792 >>14132788 >single, unbaking zombies, weakened under the sun and sensitive due to the warmth This is like molestation bait, but it's me being bated to molest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:54:25 2015 No.14132793 >>14132775 And control the hollow robotic body from a distant abandoned sattelite cutoff from any networks and signals? Good idea. I'll become Boomerang Kuwanger! Succuviruses get out fukken skilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:55:04 2015 No.14132795 >>14132780 Is getting literally fucked part of her plan? Please?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:55:05 2015 No.14132796 >>14132780 I got some music to go with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_z2nO3ByM

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:56:41 2015 No.14132805

>>14132780
Anybody else think it'd be some decent suffering for said "ones she loves" to be the Pharaoh's own Anubis assistant, whom the Apophis Boss orders Anon to seduce and then break her heart...only for him to actually like her, thus leaving Apophis Boss sad and alone?
Or is that too cruel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:57:24 2015 No.14132808 A group of female human adventurers believes your waifu is evil and has injured her. While she was in the hospital, they ganged up on you and kidnapped you for "interrogation" Is your Daughteru a bad enough dudette to rescue her father?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:57:25 2015 No.14132809 >>14132793 Actually the you in the robot is only copied into the satellite and is left behind, but the you on the satellite doesn't need to know that. YOU are safe after now after all.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:59:07 2015 No.14132813

>>14132596
I have Wight under the undead folder.

>>14132503
>>14132501
>>14132500
No shame in archiving things. It doesn't take much time in any case to save a picture.

>>14132611
Poor Sphinx gets so little attention her name is even in another langauge.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:59:16 2015 No.14132814

>>14132744
I've always had something a bit different in mind.
>The lower class areas on the outskirts are full of dark and damp tombs where regular zombies and ghosts reside
>The middle class areas have regular fantasy land houses with a gothic twist and a market place. This is where Dullahans, Ghouls and the like are usually found
>Towards the centre you have the mansions of the rich and powerful, huge classy buildings meant for Vampires and Wights. It's here that the labs of Liches are found as the area is quieter and allows them to work uninterrupted

Throw in some class mobility in some cases, resurrected monster girls of other types here and there along with never ending night and that's how I've usually imagined undead kingdoms in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:01:27 2015 No.14132821 >>14132805 Are you the one writing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:01:50 2015 No.14132824 >>14132814 I think I'd just write up a version of Abarrach's Necropolis instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:02:14 2015 No.14132825 >>14132805 >suffering I don't like this meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:02:29 2015 No.14132827 >>14132821 Nope. Just mumbling my thoughts as I'm reading along with everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:03:01 2015 No.14132829 >>14132805 I'm normally fine with female NTR, but this snake needs love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:03:25 2015 No.14132831 >>14132805 >NTRing Apophis Boss How about no?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:03:32 2015 No.14132832 >>14132825 >sunshine I don't like this meme >>14132814 I liked the Fable Lost Chapters town Necropolis. That place looked cool and living there would be pretty baller.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:03:46 2015 No.14132833 >>14132825 Sad stories are a meme now?

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Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:04:32 2015 No.14132837

>>14132808
>Succubutt daughteru
>infiltrates their base with a blowgun with darts dipped in oomukade venom, dormouse molasses, etc
>knows the basics of CQC
>will tell girls she interrogates to stay down and they will stay down because magic

Yeah I think she's got this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:05:26 2015 No.14132843 >>14132829 >>14132831 >>14132835 Too cruel it is then. >This snake needs love. Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:05:33 2015 No.14132844 >>14132832 It's funny you mention Fable, at first I used to think of Bowerstone south and North split into areas for the rich and poor. Just darker and more undead friendly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:06:20 2015 No.14132849 >>14132716 I wanna make a Gazer Tubby!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:06:42 2015 No.14132850 >>14132832 >>14132833 To be fair. It just comes across as someone wanting to alter a story to cater to them. So it's best to leave this conversation here before it devolves into a deluge of suffocating bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:07:14 2015 No.14132853 >>14132849 Please refrain from using more than one exclamation mark per sentence, citizen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:07:18 2015 No.14132854 >>14132808 >Hellhound Waifu >Pack of Heckpup daughterus First they hurt mommy and then they kidnapped daddy? They're fucked. They're so BEYOND fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:07:38 2015 No.14132857 >>14132808 >Ushi waifu >Female adventurers injured her >Likely got her blood on them It's me who gets the last laugh here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:08:39 2015 No.14132860 >>14132749 And this is the part where I impregnate her while gazing into her eye while kissing her on the lips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:09:25 2015 No.14132863 >>14132808 >Anubis Daughterus I want to see them put their adorable little noggins together, and create a small force of siege weaponry with which to facilitate my rescue!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:12:18 2015 No.14132875 >>14132730 That's just her MAMONO MANA, anon. It manifests in the form of latex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:13:03 2015 No.14132876 File: 1.86 MB, 853x480, 1442426335854.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hnnng

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:13:09 2015 No.14132878

>>14132844
I like the way you've cordoned things though.

>Giant hill off a stable, well supported cliff, like two thirds of a mountain fell into the sea
>Castle at the very peak for the Wight ruler, surrounded by mansions for the vamps and lesser wights, the face of the cliff lined in vertical laboratories bored into the middle of the mountain, windows constantly glowing with the magic of their experiments
>Well-to do houses around the mansions for the lower-upper class, then general homes for the middle classes the further down the city sprawls down the hill
>then the trade districts, then the housing for the lower class, with lots of taverns for adventurers. Then the city gates and walls, then the crypt-slums and farms surrounding the city.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:14:22 2015 No.14132885 >>14132878 >the face of the cliff lined in vertical laboratories bored into the middle of the mountain, windows constantly glowing with the magic of their experiments I absolutely fuckin' LOVE this idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:14:43 2015 No.14132887 >>14132875 whatever it is , she needs to stop it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:15:33 2015 No.14132888 >>14132808 >Mantis I don't know, I'll probably have lost hope and thought they abandoned me long before they show up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:17:01 2015 No.14132892 I want to make a clone of myself and instruct him to act as decoy for monstergirls so I can leave my house without having to worry about being husbando'd when going to work everyday. What is the probability of success?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:17:11 2015 No.14132893 >>14132888 >Depressed Pessimist Anon is also Angry Mantis Fag Somehow this doesn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:17:50 2015 No.14132897 >>14132808 So female vampire hunters feel the rage of my vampire and dhampir daughterus.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:17:55 2015 No.14132899
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>>14132780
>"Now, I was shifting through that brown bitch's mail, when I stumbled upon THIS DAMNING NOTE!"
>Your Abossphis hands you an envelope that was already ripped open
>You pull out its contents to find a folded fancy piece of stationary, and handwriting that resembles a 9 year old's
>A talented 9 year old who knows how to write proper and not scribble, but a 9 year old nonetheless
>Isn't this the Pharaoh's daughter, you ask
>"No, it's her husbands daughter. However, she ALSO happens to be her daughter!"
>"Apparently, she wrote an early letter to Santa, saying all she wanted for Christmas was some plush Pikachu toy with light up cheeks!"
>You're not sure why she said apparently, you have the letter stating that right here, she even gave the note to you herself, but you let her continue
>"So, what we're going to do is go to every toy store in this city and buy every single Pikachu plush they have, so when Christmas day comes and there's no Pikachu with Light Up cheeks under her tree, she'll realize Santa doesn't exist and the Christmas Spirit is a lie"
>You boss' rant slowly picks up speed as she gets more into it, her talking turning into shouting
>"And then she'll realize her Mother doesn't really love her and grow up resenting her and wondering why she isn't loved so when she's an adult she'll spend every Friday night eating Ice Cream and crying to random people on the phone about why her parents never loved her and what she did wrong!"
>She seems more red than purple, has a few tears in her eyes, and is sweaty. You pat her on the back to calm her down
>"A-Anyways, let's go ruin her Christmas!"
>You remind your boss that it's late September, and Christmas is several months away, with multiple major holidays between now and then
>"Eh, they do Christmas earlier every year, we should be fine. Better early then never right? Now, to the Apophis Mobile!"

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:18:03 2015 No.14132901

>>14132885
Imagine, sitting on the balcony of your lich waifu's laboratory, opening the windows and door to let in some of that sweet, fresh salty sea air, and sitting her in your lap an holding her from behind, watching the endless ocean coarse about below, chaotically. Telling her how pretty this place is, and how happy you are she talked you into moving here. Seeing one of her rare smiles as she looks across the dark northern sea, "Me too."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:18:36 2015 No.14132904 >>14132893 You know what they say about Pessimists anon. They always ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:18:49 2015 No.14132905 >>14132878 I like this. It makes me wish KC would do more world building in regards to the actual areas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:19:30 2015 No.14132907 >>14132892 He gets a waifu and then makes YOU the decoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:19:31 2015 No.14132908 >>14132901 I've always liked the idea of a sea-side setting. If I ever write an Undead Kingdom story anon, I'm totally using your design. Because that sounds heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:20:52 2015 No.14132913 >>14132907 What does he think he's gonna get for turning against his creator if he already has a waifu? Such insolence.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:20:59 2015 No.14132914

>>14132863
>Anubis daughter engineers
>They're basically cuter, less homicidal W40K orks
>At their age, most of their inventions simply involve creative, roundabout, and sometimes Rube Goldberg-esque ways of making things as fast and explody as possible
>Their rescue plan is to figure out which room you're being kept in, and blow up every single room except the one you're in

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:21:27 2015 No.14132915 >>14132899 Oooh that Apophis is going to get a visit from the Krampus.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:21:29 2015 No.14132916

>>14132899
>>Isn't this the Pharaoh's daughter, you ask
>>"No, it's her husbands daughter. However, she ALSO happens to be her daughter!"
I-...what?

>>"And then she'll realize her Mother doesn't really love her and grow up resenting her and wondering why she isn't loved so when she's an adult she'll spend every Friday night eating Ice Cream and crying to random people on the phone about why her parents never loved her and what she did wrong!"
I'm sensing some childhood trauma.
This snake definitely needs some lovin'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:21:30 2015 No.14132917 >>14132899 The snake is tarting to get way too evil. he needs to be stopped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:22:30 2015 No.14132919 >>14132914 Yes. This. This is truly what I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:22:36 2015 No.14132920 >>14132899 >abossphis tee hee

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:23:45 2015 No.14132923 >>14132901 Now that just sounds lovely, I just want to hold a Lich's hand as she takes a short break from her work and look out at the sea together while sharing a silent but meaningful moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:26:43 2015 No.14132931 >>14132916 The only real option here is to get her in the car and then drive her to a nice dinner and a movie instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:26:58 2015 No.14132933 >>14132899 Why are they naked in the desert? They're going to get sweaty and nothing is going to soak it up and they're going to be Stinky!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:28:56 2015 No.14132941
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DID SOMEONE SAY ALPS? LEMME TELL YOU WHY ALPS ARE THE BEST MONSTERGIRL

Hi, Billy Mays here with the ALP! A

1) Can become ANY monster! Just chuck a sissy into a crowd of the ones you want and you'll have a brand new Alp in no time! Can't pick? Just throw them in a crowd of complete strangers, let the luck of the dice control your roll! It's like a sport, but more orgasmic!

2) Alp's AREN'T restricted by the cookie-cutter personalty that KC inflicts on them. Dom weresheep? YOU GOT IT NEW ZEALAND! Shy and nerdy manticore who stammers and wears glasses? RIGHT AWAY GERMANY! NEET Oni? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE GOT IT AMERICA! Even a masochist hellhound! Anything is possible with ALP!

3) It's your best friend gone girl! They love you way more than any random slutcubi off the street, because they've known you for so long that it's become a true romance above bromance. They don't even want to rape you, they want to love you and will do anything to make that happen.

4) Delicious tomboy OR Ara Ara depending on how much dicking you give them at the start. Treat them like a guy, they'll stay a guy. Fuck them like a girl, they'll grow some hips in no time! It's customization!

5) Removes all those cumgargling faggots you hate - ever seen a guy on your college campus campaigning for more jewbucks? Ever hated that fucking twink for prancing around like he's so original he's wearing leather boots? Now you can fuck that shit right out of him, and teach that faggot what being a girl is really like - and best of all, without being gay!

But don't take my word for it! GET AN ALP TODAY, AND EXPERIENCE LIFE WITHOUT HOMOS! Remember, homosexuality is a choice, so choose ALP and remove that choice forever!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:29:06 2015 No.14132943
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>>14132878
>districts themed after the Mist Continent and notEgypt dedicated to housing Undead and living versions of their respective species
>Undead Sandworm decked out in armor stylized after Gothic architecture acts as a means of transport between each hub

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:30:07 2015 No.14132948 >>14132941 Stop using the image of Billy Mays to push your shit monstergirl. How dare you insult his memory like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:30:16 2015 No.14132950 >>14132941 >Can become ANY monster! Wrong, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:31:27 2015 No.14132953 >>14132941 What >>14132948 said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:31:57 2015 No.14132955 >>14132941 I wonder what Billy Mays would say if he knew his image was being used for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:33:17 2015 No.14132958 File: 220 KB, 500x500, 1433162429620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132950 >>14132955

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:33:52 2015 No.14132960 >>14132780 Not so long ago, I wished for a story about an Apophis and her assistant doing all they can to defeat the Pharaoh ala classic comedy villains. Did you just answer my prayer?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:33:53 2015 No.14132962

>>14132941
>>14132950
Indeed. While they can become more than simple Succubi, they are still subject to the same limitations as Human Women are; and indeed, their transformations require much more effort. Creating a Demon is hard enough work, imagine how hard making an Alp Demon would be?

Also, just a pondering I had just now, but...
Many Ancient Pharaohs were genderswapped into the current lovely undead we know. Only their descendants can be called "Pharaohs" still.
However, within the Geo-Political Landscape of Not!Egypt, there have been a new sort of pharaoh on the rise; Human Men who have been instated into the role of rulership by a harem of Khepris. Now, if against all odds, such a man were to go Alp, would that Alp be a Succubus, a Khepri, or a Pharaoh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:34:02 2015 No.14132963 >>14132943 I want to have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:34:15 2015 No.14132964 >>14132948 >>14132950 >>14132953 >>14132955 Don't reply to it guys, this was posted on cripplechan before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:37:02 2015 No.14132972 >>14132962 Holy shit, someone is copy pasting comments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:37:27 2015 No.14132975 I hate all of you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:38:01 2015 No.14132976

>>14132908
>worldbuilding time
I need to remember to put all this somewhere

There would be safe ways down the face of the cliff and at the very base there would be large stone/concrete docks (a la windhelm) for shipping and supplies and magic contraptions to see it easily into the city. A bay that follows the cliff face of the shorn mountain all the way around to the lower parts of the city, where a long line of magic buoys extend into the sea glowing a faint green in the misty ocean, stilling the waters of the rugged northern tides and sheltering the bay somewhat. One of the crypt-slums closest to the cliff has a road to a quaint little undead fishing village by the beach, removed from the undead city by a kilometer or two quiet except for the occasional tourists.

I also picture there being a few lonely spirits lost as sea drawn in by the city's aura, hanging around the docks to be romanced.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:38:09 2015 No.14132977 >>14132964 Explains why it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:38:30 2015 No.14132978 If you were to play a competitive video game with your monstergirl waifu what would it be? Who would win? What would be the prize?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:39:34 2015 No.14132981 >>14132941 >>14132962 What do you hope to gain by reposting comments from /monster/? Do you just want to add to the ire of the only autist here that actually cares about the place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:40:15 2015 No.14132982 >>14132972 >>14132981 Anons pls. I'm not that guy, and I wrote all that just now. I know Alps are a divisive topic, but if you disagree with the things I'm contemplating, just ignore it or answer plain ol' "Succubus".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:40:40 2015 No.14132983 >>14132978 The prize would be cuddling, the game would be TPP FOB infiltration, and I'd let her win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:40:50 2015 No.14132984 >>14132978 I'd probably win because of her stupid scythes being in the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:40:51 2015 No.14132985 >>14132978 The only competitive game I'm actually at an above average level at is LoL sadly. I'd probably challenge her to a best out of 3 top lane challenge in a custom game, winner gets to be the top in bed that night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:40:55 2015 No.14132986 >>14132978 Ace Combat Zero split screen. I win, obviously. I dare her to spend the rest of the day without giving hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:40:57 2015 No.14132987 >>14132978 SW Battlefront II! I would Win! Prize is Babies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:42:14 2015 No.14132991 >>14132978 Killer Instinct! Who knows who's going to win! Prize is winner gets to be on the bottom while the other one does all the work!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:43:07 2015 No.14132993 >>14132987 >Battlefront II Man Man My man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:43:09 2015 No.14132994 >>14132976 That sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:43:10 2015 No.14132995 >>14132976 Interesting anon. Personally I think I like the idea of an underground harbor, a cavern accessed below the cliff-face laboratories. >a long line of magic buoys extend into the sea glowing a faint green in the misty ocean Sounds pretty

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:43:14 2015 No.14132996 Just ignore him, let him rot.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:43:26 2015 No.14132997

>>14132976
>I also picture there being a few lonely spirits lost as sea drawn in by the city's aura, hanging around the docks to be romanced.

Might even get a few Nereids hanging around if that's the case. Talking of Nereids they really need more love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:44:06 2015 No.14132998 >>14132978 >Hellhound Waifu The Ship: Murder Party. Winner gets to decide who's on top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:44:23 2015 No.14132999 >>14132978 Either Halo or Blazblue. Strip Rules. Prize is that whoever's naked first has to put on a collar and be pet/slave for the rest of the day.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:44:56 2015 No.14133001
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You guys are sad, irritating wastes of human life and sometimes I wish I could throttle you to death and watch the life leave your eyes...but I am glad I have you.

inb4 gay

inb4 drunk

I wish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:45:09 2015 No.14133002 >>14132978 Brawl Depends on if she can beat my kirby skills. Who's on top that night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:45:18 2015 No.14133003 >>14132995 >Personally I think I like the idea of an underground harbor, a cavern accessed below the cliff-face laboratories. Ooh, I like this idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:45:24 2015 No.14133004 >>14132976 >>14132997 What about Undead Aquatic MGs? >Nereids really need more love Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:45:27 2015 No.14133005 >>14132998 >implying she'll give a shit about who wins She'll be on top no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:48:45 2015 No.14133012 >>14133005 >Implying I wouldn't decide I want her to top if I won. I said the winner gets to DECIDE anon. She wins, she tops. I win, she tops. It's a win/win for her and I get to play a fun game with her too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:49:30 2015 No.14133016 >>14133005 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:49:35 2015 No.14133017 >>14133012 That's fucking stupid, why waste time like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:49:41 2015 No.14133018 >>14133001 I'm flattered. Mook pls fix street sign captchas

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:49:47 2015 No.14133019 File: 48 KB, 399x480, Let me in I'm a blue fairy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133004 If they don't get love they might have to take it by force.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:49:52 2015 No.14133020

>>14132941
>Monster girl keeps trying to get in guy's pants
>she constantly comes around his place and tries to fuck him
>he always rejects her like a harem MC
>on day she shows up and can't find him
>she starts calling his name and tearing the house apart
>finally heads to the basement and sees something in a corner
>it's an alp who looks mysteriously similar to the guy, the alp makes eye contact and gives a half-hearted laugh

how does the MG react?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:50:09 2015 No.14133021 >>14133012 >>14133016 >Replying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:50:27 2015 No.14133024 >>14132028 >no votes for wererabbit This kills the [insert hare genus]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:50:55 2015 No.14133026 >>14133016 Says me and about 98% of the people in this board.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:51:33 2015 No.14133030
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>>14131610
>No Snow Demons
>No Jötunn girls to destroy you through snu-snu
>No Shantaks to be a fusion between Harpy and Centaur girls
>No White Dragons since the only Dragons you faggots seem to care about is Black or classic
>No Magma Dragons outside of Ilothe
>No Nightgaunts
>No Elder Things
>No Ubbo-Sathla
>No Atlach-Nacha
>No Jormungandr girl who unlike her Sandworm counterparts has two icy mandibles on her worm's mouth to hold her prey down like mammoths
>No Sköll wolfu who crackles with lightning like a Thunderbird
>No Succubus variant Yuki-Onna who sips at your life force and heat via sex over ice magic
>No Abominable Yeti girl with ram horns to hug the ever living fuck out of you
>No Ara Ara Wendigo like z-ton's girl
>No chuuni as fuck Lich Paladin-chan who's frozen to her throne waiting for her true love while her sword tells her how much it must suck to sit there and stare at the iceberg she's made her base in
Just kill me now. I want to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:51:35 2015 No.14133031 >>14133017 Fun. You ever had Fun anon? If I can get her to enjoy The Ship, then maybe we can get some friends together and play it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:51:47 2015 No.14133032 >>14133026 >I'm the majority Anon pls, my sides can only go so high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:51:56 2015 No.14133033 >>14133026 Thread, not board. God damn, those /qa/ threads are fucking with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:52:13 2015 No.14133035 >>14133026 >board >muh majority Gee, should I bite this, or not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:52:13 2015 No.14133036 >>14133020 She goes full wingwoman mode and tries to get the alp laid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:52:40 2015 No.14133037 >>14133005 >>14133017 Sodium man why you gotta be so salty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:52:50 2015 No.14133038 >>14133030 White Dragons are pretty cool. More partial to red, blue, and purple myself though. >Lich Queen Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:53:52 2015 No.14133041 >>14133031 It's still a huge waste of time, Just let her top and get it over with, then go play when you both are some free time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:55:22 2015 No.14133046 >>14133041 I've seen you posting a few times. Salty as fuck, and always talking about sex like it's some kinda chore. Not sure what to call you. Sodium man was suggested moments ago. Any other suggestions people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:55:41 2015 No.14133047 File: 546 KB, 1052x744, tumblr_njkyl37pu51rkn25go1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133030 >White Dragons Sounds pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:55:43 2015 No.14133048 >>14132478 And then anon was kill

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:56:14 2015 No.14133049 >>14133030 >>No Succubus variant Yuki-Onna who sips at your life force and heat via sex over ice magic No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:56:19 2015 No.14133050 >>14133041 There's also the thrill of the bet. The adrenaline from knowing something's on the line. And knowing I can also add the stipulation that if she loses, I get to cuddle her whenever I want, wherever I want for a full year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:56:40 2015 No.14133051 >>14133046 How about "Guy you shouldn't bother replying to"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:57:37 2015 No.14133055 >>14133051 >Not replying to the obvious, rather bitchy, bait If only if only the woodpecker chimed...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:57:47 2015 No.14133057 >>14133046 >>14133050 Don't reply to the faggot, he is mad because his earlier bait didn't worked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:58:15 2015 No.14133058 >>14132767 >being a brain a jar, being "pleasured" eternally, unable to escape, unable to die WAKE ME UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:58:42 2015 No.14133060 >>14133050 >thrill >adrenaline For what? Even if you win she'll just ignore it and do whatever she wants. Seems pretty pointless to have it in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:59:05 2015 No.14133061 >>14133057 Yeah, I'm done with his shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:00:04 2015 No.14133063 You and your monstegirl waifu are playing video games when suddenly you're both transported inside a beat 'em up game. What is you and your waifu's signature combination attack?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:00:08 2015 No.14133064 >>14133057 You people sure do throw around the word bait a lot around here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:00:51 2015 No.14133066 >>14133001 I wanna give Goataur a pair of old, unfitting pants to nibble on!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:00:54 2015 No.14133067 >>14133030 >white Always partial to the metallic dragons myself over those chromatic bastards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:01:07 2015 No.14133068 >>14133063 JACKPOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:01:42 2015 No.14133069 >>14133063 I would beat her up instead and become the king of the street fighting ring. Cant have a monster holding me back on the way to the top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:01:44 2015 No.14133070 >>14133060 >having a shit waifu >not being gud enough to enforce your win if need be Begone, king of the plebs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:01:51 2015 No.14133071 >>14133063 You're autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:02:52 2015 No.14133075 >>14133070 >durrr git gud Whatever you say, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:02:55 2015 No.14133076 >>14132507 www.mediafire.com/download/wysh3jczcw39cd8/MGE.zip

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:03:30 2015 No.14133078

>>14133049
It'd be like a Wight sipping at you. Nothing fatal.

>>14133047
>>14133038
>>14133067
Whites are pretty nice as Dragons get, but iirc they're fairly low on the food chain for Chromatics because they're "lol dumb".

Whereas Purples are fucking scaly Starscream assholes and Blue is best girl electrotherapy horns and troll personality Blacks are decent. I fucking hate Red and Green Dragons though.

Metallic Dragon MGs need to be a thing too but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:04:10 2015 No.14133081 I want to be a young man dared to tip the Holsts! But end up being captured by them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:04:45 2015 No.14133083 >>14132793 >Becoming Kuwanger >when you can be Magma Dragoon, the coolest Maverick

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:05:04 2015 No.14133084 >>14133078 I don't know anon, I'd still want nothing to do with it. Too creepy for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:05:42 2015 No.14133087 >>14133081 You would have to be REALLY pathetic to get captured by a weak docile monster like a holst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:05:44 2015 No.14133088 >>14133083 But Anon the coolest Maverick is Spider Spelled Backwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:06:06 2015 No.14133091 >>14133081 >being so shit you can't even handle a couple of holsts. What kind of faggot are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:06:33 2015 No.14133093 >>14133083 >Magma Dragoon MEIN FUCKING NEGRO. BEST THEME IN X4 BEST HOMAGE IN X4 SHORYUUKEN

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:06:55 2015 No.14133095

>>14133083
Dragoon is cool as fuck, especially since he's based off Akuma, my favorite SF character.

But the likeness of the situation is very similar to what Kuwanger did.

Fuck, now I wannna fight Jinkos and Hinezumi girls with Magma Dragoon's moves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:07:35 2015 No.14133098 >>14133087 But therein lies the genius. Nobody ever suspects the docile ones. Like Holstaurs or Butterflies

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:07:56 2015 No.14133099 >>14133087 >>14133091 But I want to be captured.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:08:21 2015 No.14133101 >>14133087 >weak docile Yeah keep one without sex for a while and see what happens.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:08:23 2015 No.14133102

>>14133081
Imagine being sent into a monstergirl farm on a dare to tip over the hosts only to get caught by their /fit/ Minotaurus Onee-San and then held down by her while the Holsts get to practice Paizuri on you.
Then after all of them have their turn, the Minotaurus mounts you and has her way with you.
If you do good she'll give you her number and tell you to call her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:09:04 2015 No.14133105

>>14133081
What are they going to do, tip me into the nether bog?
Nurse me?
Sit loli holsts on my laps while the older ones give me a stern but loving talking to and then joing me on the floor with the calves, snuggle up against me and caressing me, while they seductively whisper the many fun ways there are to touch a cow?

Farmer kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:10:07 2015 No.14133108 >>14133098 yes nobody suspects the butterfly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:10:10 2015 No.14133109 >>14133102 Oh man I'm imagining.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:10:46 2015 No.14133112 >>14132950 Ask KC

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:10:46 2015 No.14133113 >>14133099 Go get captured by something dominant then you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:11:14 2015 No.14133115 >>14133102 I didn't come here to get titfucked. I'M HERE TO WRASSLE COWS!! GIMME THAT TAURUS! I'M GOING TO REMIND HER SHE'S A MOO MOO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:11:33 2015 No.14133116 >>14133102 >Shy holsts lining up to give you paizuri >Minotaur lewdly whispering into your ear about how soft their breasts are. Dammit, I just finished fapping.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:11:36 2015 No.14133117

>>14133095
>>14133083
>Becoming just Kuwanger
>Not becoming Boomer Kuwanger
>Not becoming Magna Centipede
>Not becoming Neon Tiger
>Not becoming Magma Dragoon
>Not becoming Grizzly Slash or Dark Dizzy
>Not becoming Frostfang Wolf or Infinity Mjinion
>Not becoming Nightmare Queen from Gates Stage 1

Top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:12:05 2015 No.14133120 >>14133113 Okay fine I'll go to the Manticore farm and tip them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:12:51 2015 No.14133121 >>14133102 >being captured by a Minotaur Jesus you're a sad person, get good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:12:52 2015 No.14133122 >>14133102 I'd try to tip the Minotaurus to start with, they're superior waifus and I like a challenge. I'd even do it when wearing red.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:13:52 2015 No.14133126 >>14133116 Anon please, I just finished reading that brown Lamia doujin that got translated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:14:06 2015 No.14133128 >>14133116 You'd probably also get some milk to...keep your spirits up so to speak.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:14:31 2015 No.14133130
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>>14132899
>The "Apophis Mobile" is just a pickup she found abandoned on the side of the highway
>It has several unidentifiable stains on the seats, you're not sure if their origins are from the previous owner or your boss, but you'd rather not know
>You can't notice the stains though, you're stuck cramped against the door thanks to your boss' big fat tail taking up your entire side
>The lack of air conditioning and Abossphis swearing at every driver on the way also contributed to your less than ideal ride
>Finally the truck parks, and you stumble out of it, and in front of Toys R Us
>"Alright Anon, first stop! Let's snag their Pikachus like Team Rocket!"
>You remind her that Team Rocket never managed to snag Pikachu in the show
>"Really? Oh, well, then ignore my analogy. Anyways, onward!"
>You grab a basket and follow behind your boss
>Which ended up being a mistake since she had no idea where to go
>From the Barbie aisle to the Lego aisle, she makes you walk through every aisle with her until the very last one that happens to be the Pokemon one
>Since they only have three left, you put them all in, as your boss gives her evil laugh and shouts "ONWARD"
>This causes a little Centaur girl to cry and her mother to glare at the two of you
>You make it to Checkout without causing another incident, where the young Kobold, about your age smiles happily at the two of you
>"Aww, hello there! Getting your daughters a bunch of gifts?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:14:36 2015 No.14133131 >>14133122 If you go in wearing red, you're going to wake up the next morning in her bed with a sore pelvis and a smiling and contented Minotaurus cuddled up next to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:15:36 2015 No.14133135 File: 278 KB, 500x381, 1438975443228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133123 >tfw no kobold wife I await death

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:15:36 2015 No.14133136 >>14133126 And now I'm picturing a pure gyaru holst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:16:27 2015 No.14133140 >>14133117 >Not becoming Burn Dinorex >Not becoming the Colonel >Not becoming motherfucking Reaper Sigma from X4, the coolest version of the series

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:16:44 2015 No.14133142 >>14133116 There is also a 99% chance the Minotaurus took off her shirt and you can feel her firm breasts pressing against your back. I always imagined Minotaurus breast are just the right combination of firm and soft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:17:01 2015 No.14133143 >>14133136 >a pure gyaru holst. ...I NEEEED IT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:17:02 2015 No.14133144 >>14133117 >Nightmare Queen Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:17:53 2015 No.14133147 >>14133136 >Tanned holst in skimpy clothing >Only has eyes for you. Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:18:54 2015 No.14133153 >>14133147 She's probably got some slutty makeup on too. Just for you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:19:19 2015 No.14133154

>>14133140
>Wanting to be The Colonel when you can be Double
>Fooling MGs into thinking your'e some fatass lard who can't run and then GOING BEYOND and turning into HAI JOKER

Burn Dinorex was cool too.

Or you could go even further beyond.

Splice your mind into four different bodies and become the Red Donuts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:19:31 2015 No.14133155 I want to molest a Minotaur after conquering her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:20:26 2015 No.14133161 >>14133154 I was going to say Double, but then I remembered he was fucking edgy Deviant art OC tier.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:20:42 2015 No.14133162

>>14133131
All according to plan. Honestly I could really get used to life with a Minotaur waifu. Their simple eat/sleep/sex lifestyle would be perfect for me if it also included some drinking sessions with the eating and the occasional cuddle while watching TV.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:20:45 2015 No.14133163
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>>14132978
I want to play Starcraft 2 with a kuudere mantis girl who just wants to teach me how to get better so I can win at e-sports and simultaneously fail at living!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:21:40 2015 No.14133165 >>14133155 Obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:22:00 2015 No.14133169 >>14133162 Found the stinky NEET

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:23:40 2015 No.14133172 >>14133154 I'm amazed no-one's mentioned becoming Vile yet. Why would you not want to become Boba Fett with a multipurpose shoulder cannon? Other than the fact that he can be a bit of a jobber from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:24:18 2015 No.14133175 >>14133165 >Obviously. ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:24:32 2015 No.14133176 >>14133169 I work, I wish I didn't but I do. Actually Minotaurs are probably more suited to the NEET role than Oomukade, they probably would have been long ago if they weren't buff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:25:14 2015 No.14133178 >>14133130 Cute Why is captcha so awful today, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:25:25 2015 No.14133179 Guys we all know the Coolest Maverick is Zero

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:25:50 2015 No.14133181 >>14133163 >fail at living >he doesn't know how paid those Korean motherfuckers are

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:26:23 2015 No.14133183

>>14133172
I didn't mention him because he's always fucking dying, even moreso than Zero.

Though I agree who wouldn't to become Boba Fett with a shoulder cannon and EXPLODING KNEES and become the weekend villain of MGC who's killed and blown the fuck up everytime he tries to cause trouble?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:26:24 2015 No.14133184

>>14133130
I'm half expecting her to have a sudden breakdown as she's confronted with being a childless hag.

Also, that poor centaur foal! She's innocent to these evil schemes! They couldn't give her one? It wouldn't be in the hands of the Pharaoh['s daughter] then either!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:26:40 2015 No.14133186 >>14133175 Well, why wouldn't you molest her? Only a faggot wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:27:15 2015 No.14133189 >>14133172 I didn't really care for Vile so much as I love Launch Octopardo, or Mari introducing me to Flame Noumander and his exotic... yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:27:26 2015 No.14133191 >>14133172 Vile was fuckin' great to play as in Maverick Hunter X. Loved that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:27:31 2015 No.14133192 Would yuki onnas keep sardines frozen in their pussies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:28:49 2015 No.14133195 >>14133191 >That genuinely evil laugh he does when he beats a boss

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:29:33 2015 No.14133199
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>>14133130
>Before you can correct her, the Apophis pushes you into her with her thick purple tail, shoving you into her massive breasts with one hand
>"Yes, haha, yup! Just a nice normal husband and wife spoiling their daughters with toys! Haha, yeah!"
>The hell, you're not married, why does she need to lie? And even if she did need to, couldn't you be Aunt and Nephew, or Cousins, or Siblings, or literally anything else?
>"SHH!" She whispers loudly into your ear, still smooshing your face into her soft bossom
>"You know what others think about childless unmarried Monster Girls going to places filled with little children Monster Girls, they panic and suspect you for some deviant, and then the police come, and you want another incident like the Water Park one?"
>Fair point, looks like she's your wife
>"Excuse me," The Kobold interjects "If you're done whispering things in front of me, I can check you out now!"
>Your boss laughs nervously and releases you from her grip, allowing you to finally breath
>"Ha ha, of course! Honey, put the stuff on the... Thingy, whatever its called."
>Obeying your "wife", you place the stuffed Pikachus on the counter as the Kobold happily scans them
>"Alrighty! That'll be $92.47!"
>...
>...
>...
>You look at your boss
>She doesn't seriously expect you to pay does she
>She does
>Oh hell no
>"Fine, I'll pay. Damn lazy house husbands, I tell ya, they just sit around and where does it get ya, ya know what I mean lady? Haha, there you go."
>"Ma'am, this is only $40."
>"Yes."
>"Each Pikachu is $30, so all together it's $90 plus taxes."
>"Alright, listen kid, let me explain this to ya. I don't have $90 plus tax on me. So I will pay you this $40, and you will let me have all the Pikachus."
>"But Ma'am that would be illegal."
>"Well I don't know what you expect me to do, you're not cooperating with me here."
>"Well, you could put the other two Pikachus back and just get one for the $40, and I'd give you the change."
>"... Fair enough."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:32:12 2015 No.14133206 >>14133140 Does Zero count because fuck everything else I'll be him

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:33:12 2015 No.14133213 >>14133199 >Water Park Incident My curiosity is piqued.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:34:21 2015 No.14133217 >>14130803 I want this. I want this so much.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:34:58 2015 No.14133222

>>14133206
Zero stopped being a maverick after being punched in the face and infecting Sigma with the Zero Virus during their battle. He was never a maverick again.

In fact Sigma was a hero for doing the unwilling sacrifice of knocking Zero out to the point of making the virus stop making him evil and becoming a maverick in his place. Zero would've killed alot more people, and even X, if he was still a maverick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:36:02 2015 No.14133227 /v/ pls go, no one cares about your dead series, it's own creators killed it, let it go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:36:03 2015 No.14133228 >>14133181 let's be honest, it's about as naive as thinking you can stream or do youtube videos for a living for too long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:42:23 2015 No.14133255 >>14133123 If not having a dog girl waifu means I never have to be Japanese salaryman, I can live with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:42:24 2015 No.14133256 >>14133228 As it's my main source of entertainment besides 4chan and writing, I dread the day that streaming dies.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:47:20 2015 No.14133275
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>>14133199
>As you leave the store with the one Pikachu plush, the Kobold shouts to your boss
>"OH MRS! I ALSO MOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU!"
>Your boss turns her head curious
>"I almost forgot to mention, next store at our Babies R Us, we have all kinds of things for mothers to help them get back on their feet! They even have exercise items for mothers that want to lose some of that baby weight from pregnancy! You could lose all that weight from those triplets in no time!"
>Your boss gives a nervous chuckle, before quickly slithering out of the store
>When you reach the pickup, you see your boss poking her stomach with a dejected look on her face
>"Hey Anon... You'll be truthful right?"
>Eh
>"Well, I'm not... Healthy am I?"
>Well, you're not sure if you'd call her fat, but she was on the bigger side than most Apophises, and people with stricter standards might call her so
>You go with the smart option of saying she's fine, because no idiot tells a woman she's fat, especially not their boss
>A smile reappearing on her, she slithers back into the car
>"Of course! I mean, how could someone as beautiful, alluring, and smart as yours truly possibly be something so lowbrow! Anyways, status report on the mission Anon!"
>Struggling to get into your seat thanks to her tail, you tell her you have one stuffed Pikachu, holding it above the tail in your lap
>"Great! And how many do we need to succeed the plan?"
>Well, considering it's a toy from an extremely popular franchise loved by millions of children and adults, they had to of made a minimum of at least 300,000, though maybe higher
>Your boss' smile disappears again, as the numbers begin to sink into her head
>"Alright Anon, I see my previous plan was so great and impressive this Earth simply wasn't ready for it yet. As such, we're moving onto Plan B."
>You hope Plan B is giving up, but you know better

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:47:26 2015 No.14133276 >>14133101 She gets her fat titties smacked until she calms the fuck down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:48:06 2015 No.14133279 >>14133227 video games are dead /v/ let them die

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:49:52 2015 No.14133286 File: 579 KB, 600x897, 246_jinko_L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133093 >Best theme >Not Slash Beastleo Nah, go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:49:59 2015 No.14133287 File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spreading open her pussy to show her one-of-a-kind snowflake hymen!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:50:24 2015 No.14133288 >>14133217 Soon it shall be mine!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:50:39 2015 No.14133289 >>14133275 >"Alright Anon, I see my previous plan was so great and impressive this Earth simply wasn't ready for it yet. As such, we're moving onto Plan B." Seriously, when are we gonna fuck her? She's adorable.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:50:45 2015 No.14133290
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Monster girls would never save your life, not even if you were their husband.

You are easily replaceable. Why care about some dumb little toy that got broken when you can just get a new one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:51:22 2015 No.14133291 >>14133275 >You could lose all that weight from those triplets in no time! Kobold-chan cutting deep!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:52:22 2015 No.14133294 >>14133286 >>14133093 How about Flame Mammoth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:52:31 2015 No.14133296 >>14133290 Story time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:52:55 2015 No.14133297 >>14133286 My top three themes from X4 are Magma Dragoon, Slash Beastleo, and Jet Stingray/Cyber Peacock. YOU go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:53:17 2015 No.14133299 >>14133290 >easily replaceable >in a world where they have to compete with human woman AND other monstergirls so men are few and far in between

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:53:19 2015 No.14133300 >>14133290 Saving someone is a guarantee that you will marry them. As soon as a man in in danger a huge number of MGs will come rushing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:53:29 2015 No.14133301 >>14133296 It's just Depressed Anon. Ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:53:33 2015 No.14133302 >>14133275 Wonder what fatpophis would say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:53:50 2015 No.14133303 File: 63 KB, 415x220, Gwoss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133294 >Flame Mammoth No, that's okay. I'm fine, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:54:24 2015 No.14133304 >>14133287 Would it slowly melt away as I eat her out, or would this be a 'tongue stuck on the flagpole' situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:54:40 2015 No.14133305 >>14133301 I don't care who it is, I could use a story with cunt MGs as he's describing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:55:41 2015 No.14133308 File: 1.24 MB, 1559x875, 1442270779204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133297 >Not Slash Beastleo, Web Spider, and Split Mushroom No. Like I said, you go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:56:08 2015 No.14133311 >>14133304 Licking? Flagpole but it warms up eventually, I think it melting would be a bit odd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:57:13 2015 No.14133314 File: 62 KB, 600x530, centorea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133290 >all those spikes >it would be a shame if someone called ANIMAL CONTROL

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:58:44 2015 No.14133317 >>14133314 You're not funny and your waifu is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:00:07 2015 No.14133322 >>14133314 Would monstergirls put down feral monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:00:25 2015 No.14133324 >>14133317 >implying Cerea is shit I mean, he's right, it wasn't funny, but hey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:00:40 2015 No.14133326 >>14133300 >As soon as a man in in danger a huge number of MGs will come rushing. Even from himself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:00:47 2015 No.14133327 >>14133286 >Slash Beast Slash Beast's theme is pretty good, but X's intro level theme is and will always remain the best song in the entirety of X4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:00:49 2015 No.14133329 File: 1.42 MB, 1280x720, 1442094240636.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miia is literally perfect after 3 years my love for her only continues to grow

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:01:31 2015 No.14133331 >>14133322 They'd envy them and shitpost on imageboards about slutty humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:01:48 2015 No.14133332 >>14133324 If she wasn't a horse, she'd be ok. Sadly, it was not be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:02:05 2015 No.14133333 >>14133326 >can't even kill yourself in peace I think I hate MGs now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:02:18 2015 No.14133335 >>14133329 Miia is a bad person. All of Darling's girls are bad people that don't deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:02:36 2015 No.14133338 >>14133276 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:03:04 2015 No.14133339 >>14133326 >>14133333 Cheshires will dispatch Yeti nurses to the scene with their teleport ability and bear hug you so you can't attempt anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:03:12 2015 No.14133341 >>14133327 >>14133286 >>>/v/ >>>/vg/ Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:03:44 2015 No.14133342 File: 41 KB, 232x242, 1403581215579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133335 no u.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:03:52 2015 No.14133345 >>14133333 >If you try to kill yourself a nearby MG will break into your home and stop you >Even if you manage it a will o wisp is just waiting to snag you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:04:04 2015 No.14133346 >>14133335 They really are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:04:04 2015 No.14133347 >>14133333 >not wanting your future wife to save you and then nurse you back to health and happiness with lots of cuddles >>14133335 how so

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:04:06 2015 No.14133348 >>14133335 >Lala doesn't deserve love She literally did nothing wrong. Seriously.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:04:51 2015 No.14133350
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>>14133275
>"HA HA, I'VE GOT THE PIKACHU AND YOU DON'T, HA HA! LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS, IT'S SO FUN! IT'S CHEEKS LIGHT UP JUST LIKE IN THE ANIME WHICH IS JUST LIKE THE VIDEO GAMES!"
>You lean out of your side's car window, bored, while your boss leans out her car window holding the Pikachu out in hopes the Pharaoh's daughter would see it
>The daughter closed the blinds to her room 30 minutes ago, you're surprised security hadn't come sooner, especially considered the fact your Apophis boss drove over a flower bed so she could park right next to the house's window
>"COME ON OUT DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE HOW COOL IT IS? BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT BECAUSE IT'S MINE AND NOT YOURS AND YOU MIGHT NEVER GET ONE, BUT I'LL ALWAYS HAVE MINE"
>Where is security, you kind of want them to show up, at least you could go home faster that way
>"LOOK AT ME! I CAN PUT IT ON MY HEAD AND I'LL BE EXACTLY LIKE A POKEMON TRAINER! I'M GOING TO CATCH THEM ALL! BUT YOU'LL JUST BE STUCK CATCHING THEM ALL BUT ONE AND THAT ONE IS PIKACHU BECAUSE I HAVE IT AND WON'T TRADE HIM TO YOU"
>Is it a holiday? Maybe security is out today. If it's a holiday why aren't you off too?
>"YOU TEACH ME BUT I WON'T TEACH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE PIKACHUUUU AND YOU DON'T NO YOU DON'T POKEMON"
>Finally, you see a Red Oni dressed up in a uniform off on the horizon
>About time, she must've been on lunch or something
>You wave over to the Oni before popping your head back in the car
>You knock on her tail and alert your boss it's time to go, though she looks back at you with a pout
>"Oh come on, you said we could stay an hour. How am I supposed to inflict any psychological damage in under an hour? That's not fair."
>You remind her that the Red Oni promised to inflict some physical damage next time she caught you two, and with that she agrees she's had enough of Plan B for today
Lewds soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:05:25 2015 No.14133351 >>14133347 Yeah, that's kind of the point of suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:05:39 2015 No.14133352 >>14133345 I imagine devout worshipers go to heaven and are immune to will o wisp since god actually exist in the setting.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:06:21 2015 No.14133354

>>14133341
>Waaah people are making a few posts about a different topic without even shitposting, that'll eventually end and eventually disappear beneath the remaining thounsands of monstergirl-related posts waaaah
>Waaaahh people are talking about something else waaahh

This is how dumb you sound. Fuck off yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:07:04 2015 No.14133356 >>14133350 Is this the pharaoh's theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh8DsTP7qe0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:07:30 2015 No.14133358 >>14133333 Nice quints.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:07:32 2015 No.14133359 >>14133351 the point of suicide is to escape a shitty life that you see is unlivable why would you still want to kill yourself if you found something that made it worth living

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:08:04 2015 No.14133360 File: 905 KB, 240x228, 1440963499456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133308 >>14133314

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:08:49 2015 No.14133362

Ok Anon, it's been a long day and you got dragged to a bar by your friends who've abandoned you with one MG who's keeps getting you drinks

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude d10 :
1. Kuudere
2. Himidere
3. Dandere
4. Deredere
5. Light Tsun
6. Light Yan
7. The GENKIEST
8. Racial Norm
9. Tomboy
10. Motherly CC (Expect ara~ ara~)
11. NEET (Got dragged here by friends)
12. Thugdere

Body Type d12(Favored form for slimes)
1. Oppai Loli
2. Loli (CC if already a loli)
3. Hour glass
4. Pear-shaped
5. Muscled (Enough to make one Mire)
6. Chubby (Breast heavy, little pudge about the middle)
7. Racial Norm
8. Fit (Gym bunny build)
9. Thin (Not skeletal, almost flat chested)
10. Strongfat (For extra snuggling/kidnapping potential)
11. Short (1 foot smaller than normal, 1/2 height for fairy sized girls)
12. Tall (1 foot taller than normal)

Quirk d10
1. Normal (BOOOORING)
2. Twins! (Roll new body type and attitude for girl along with a quirk for them to share)
3. Dire (1 1/2 feet taller than normal along with MUSCLED)
4. Pygmy (1 1/2 feet smaller than normal, 1/4 height for fairies)
5. Split personality (When Drunk). She gets a new personality when drunk (roll one for her to have when drunk, re-roll if its the same one she normally has)
6. Sports fanatic (Is wearing a sports jersey of a local rapeball team and has some wings she'd share with you. Also has season tickets to said team)
7. Chimera (Roll a new race and mix it with the original roll)
8. Super Light Weight Drinker (Gets tipsy and then drunk very easily....Along with getting grabby)
9. The bartender (Won't drink but will offer you a ride home if need be....her home.)
10. An old, tired business woman (Comes with suit, graying hair [or equivalent], and a longing for attention)

Will you head home happily drunk with her or pray she passes out before you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:09:07 2015 No.14133363 >>14133354 You're completely off topic, so fuck off, this ain't the videogame board nor the megaman thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:09:11 2015 No.14133365 >>14133345 >Commiting suicide will grant you a will o wisp Commiting suicide will grant you a free one way pass to hell, that's what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:09:12 2015 No.14133366 >>14133341 Every board has minor, yet peaceful discussions on topics unrelated to the board itself This is why /v/ is great for discussing porn and incredibly shitty at discussing video games

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:10:12 2015 No.14133368 >>14133363 Your continuous whining is also off topic, so you can fuck off too.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:10:35 2015 No.14133372
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>>14133329
>Dumbest person in the house barring Papi
>Horribly petty and jealous
>Half the problems in the house happen because she acts on her jealousy & idiocy
>No real skill at anything useful
>Highest number of near-murders
>Everything she does is about sex
>Somehow perfect
She might be improving, but right now she's bottom 3. Only reason she isn't the worst is because she A) doesn't have the physical & mental development of a 12 year-old, and B) hasn't consciously attempted to kill Darling. She might be trying to improve, but she has a looong way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:10:38 2015 No.14133373 >>14133363 Hey, sorry, man. We were just having a bit of light fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:11:13 2015 No.14133375 >>14133362 >Sea bishop >Light Tsun >Fit >Old office lady Oh my gooooooooood

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:11:26 2015 No.14133377 File: 322 KB, 1155x924, Apophis Bath Massage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133329 >Soapland Lamia We need more of this. Wasn't I going to write something about a Sabbath Soapland once? Oh well I'm sure I'll get around to it...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:12:35 2015 No.14133381 I thought suicide was about putting wounded crows out of their misery.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:12:41 2015 No.14133382

>>14133368
>telling you to go to your own board
>off topic

You can bitch about not being able to discuss vidya in /v/, this isn't the place for it.

>>14133366
And they've been at it for the last hour and half, even singingfags do their bit the shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:13:16 2015 No.14133383 >>14133375 Is that a good "oh my gooooooood" or a bad one? Because that sounds nice to me. Is she a sea cardinal now? Sea arch bishop?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:13:33 2015 No.14133385 >>14133362 >Kuudere Pear-shaped Dire Mummy I guess I'll bring her home with me and sleep off the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:13:50 2015 No.14133388 File: 79 KB, 462x561, 1432232131987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133362 >Lich >Mild Tsun >Chubby >Drunk (deredere) I'm in love

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:13:59 2015 No.14133389 >>14133359 Because you don't want anything to make it batter, you just want to rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:14:18 2015 No.14133390 >>14133382 Just ignore it like a non-autismal adult like nigga close your eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:14:26 2015 No.14133391 >>14133377 RSAnon already did a Marilith massage story and Ovaries did some stupid maledom Medusa massage. Other than that I can't think of any writefags who've even gone into Soapland/NURU territory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:14:44 2015 No.14133392 >>14133382 Wow, look at this salty hothead who's never had videogames in his life. Good job making a scene out of something that's not even derailing the thread in any way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:15:04 2015 No.14133394 >>14133383 A good one. Tired office ladies are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:15:17 2015 No.14133395 >>14133382 Ssshhh. It's over now. Nobody's talking about it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:15:37 2015 No.14133396 >>14133389 You may not THINK you want it to get better at the moment but then your MG waifu sweeps in to make your life worth living again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:16:11 2015 No.14133397 >>14133350 >Lewds soon Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:16:24 2015 No.14133400 >>14133390 How about no.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:17:08 2015 No.14133401

>>14133385
You sure she won't be bringing you home and wrapping you up in bed?

>>14133388
>F-fine! You can sit by me if you want but only because I want the company.
>X drinks later
>I-I'm shorry fer getting mad at you.. I-I'm just sho lonely with no one but z-hic-ombies to speak with....
>This is said all while she's leaning on you and blushing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:17:49 2015 No.14133403 >>14133396 If a yeti swoops in from thin air and you get a boner from her warm hugs, you don't have much of a choice after that, you're hers now and she's gonna hug you and pet you and squeeze you and call you George

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:18:01 2015 No.14133404 >>14133362 >Pigmy Dandere Mantis, slightly chubby I'll see her home personally. Make sure nothing happens to her over the night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:19:51 2015 No.14133407 >>14133362 >Light Tsun Ushi/cancer with a normal body time. I imagine she's just self conscious that her carapace is a pink color and she has crab claws for hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:21:37 2015 No.14133409 >>14133404 Are you going to walk side by side with her and hold hands or [spoiler[princess carry her while she tries to keep a straight face, a light, rosy tint on her cheeks and head antennae forming a heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:22:55 2015 No.14133413 >>14133362 >Dark Valkyrie >Motherly CC >Racial Norm >The Bartender Oh my

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:23:56 2015 No.14133416 >>14133362 >Fit, NEET tomboy Parasite Slime. I feel sorry for the Kobold she's taken over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:24:17 2015 No.14133417 >>14133413 Would you let her give you a lift home? No car needed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:24:56 2015 No.14133419 >>14133362 >Hour-glass shaped kuudere Hellhound hag Eeeeeh...tempting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:25:37 2015 No.14133423 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, 1436423686378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can MGE Vampires tan twice as fast as normal humans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:26:18 2015 No.14133425 >>14133409 I was actually imagining having to carry her piggy-back style with her clinging to my back. Though I like that second one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:26:37 2015 No.14133426 >>14133362 >Lightweight Drinker Genki Pear-shaped Elf It's a shame she can't hold her drink, but we're getting married.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:27:07 2015 No.14133428 >>14133417 Yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:27:34 2015 No.14133430 >>14133416 Hey, they've mindmelded now, and both are looking to head home and watch some animoo You could join them if you want. >>14133419 Give into the temptation!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:27:43 2015 No.14133431 >>14133423 i dont see why not

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:27:58 2015 No.14133432 >>14133423 >Vampires become weak, limp noodles when exposed to sunlight I like the thought of a vampire dragging herself out onto a sunny patio to get a nice tan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:28:34 2015 No.14133436 >>14133426 Enjoy the most cheerful elf you will ever meet, no racial superiority present!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:29:41 2015 No.14133441 >>14133362 >Weresheep >Deredere >Chubby >Normal I'm gonna pass out on her warm lap and enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:30:51 2015 No.14133447 >>14133362 >Genki, chubby, pygmy Cheshire She'll be pregnant by morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:31:47 2015 No.14133450 >>14133436 I certainly will, friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:32:16 2015 No.14133451 >>14133350 >spoiler yessss

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:32:22 2015 No.14133453 >>14133441 That is a sheep built for snuggling. >>14133447 But are you prepared for an energetic, if chubby, werecat that teleports and loves you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:34:24 2015 No.14133458 File: 350 KB, 548x687, 1429044416085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Weresheep Shepard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:35:32 2015 No.14133463 >>14133458 SHEEP PUSSY

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:36:11 2015 No.14133466

>>14133362
Quattuordectuplets
>Genki Chubby Apophis
>Tomboy Hourglass Apophis
>Genki /fit/ Apophis
>Deredere Oppai Loli Apophis
>Himedere Hourglass Apophis
>Deredere Pear shaped Apophis
>Motherly Strongfat Apophis
>Himedere Oppai Loli Apophis
>Thugdere Oppai Loli Apophis
>Genki Hourglass Apophis
>Motherly /fit/ Apophis
>Light Tsun Strongfat Apophis
>Racial Norm Pear Shaped Apophis
>Himedere Muscled Apophis
>All of them are Cheshire Cat Chimeras
Help, I'm drowning in grape flavored tits.
I'm not walking out of this one with my virginity intact am I? Oh well, there are worse ways than a grapesnake mating ball.

Why wouldn't the twos stop?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:36:37 2015 No.14133467

>You'll never be the main villain of a story/game with an MG as the heroine, and be inevitably defeated at the end of the game
>You'll never explain the truth to her, and only her, how you were forced to do what you did, how you were villanized for it, and how you often wondered if how things could've ended differently, before dying in battle, embracing defeat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:38:11 2015 No.14133472 >>14133458 no , too much of a conflict of intrest I'd rather a Border Collie Kobold shepard, its in her blood to herd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:38:23 2015 No.14133476 >>14133326 There's the only way I'll ever get a monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:38:40 2015 No.14133477 File: 1.21 MB, 246x184, 554.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133458 I'd almost anything that wasn't a Cait Sith, futa/cuntboy, or Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:39:48 2015 No.14133482 >>14133476 No anon, you won't get a monster because they're not real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:39:56 2015 No.14133483 I need a 100 babies wurm in my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:40:03 2015 No.14133484 >>14133466 Because they all want you. Enjoy your teleporting grape snake harem.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:40:15 2015 No.14133485

>>14133396
>Yeti finds a guy standing on a ledge
>Hey, that's dangerous, why don't you come down and we'll talk about it?
>Guy glances at her dismissively and takes off his shoes and tie, watching them fall to the ground far below
>"Nothing to talk about" he says flatly
>"You sure, you never know, you might feel better, you're going to do something really stupid you know, people will laugh at you
>He whips out a cigarette and light up, taking a long drag, the tingling of the menthol soothing him
>"Does that really sounds like something that would bother me?" he glares at her, eyes full of contempt, as one would an ant
>She hesitantly takes a few steps forward, her paws balled up against her chest
>"Could you at least tell me why?"
>"And what would that do? Give you some sense of comfort, so you can say you tried? Do you think yourself that important, there's nothing for you to do here, this isn't about you"
>She just stares, his shoulders slump and he sighs, taking another drag
>"I've never felt motivated to do anything, or, there's no point to any of it. Study, get a job, get married, have kids and have them repeat the dance, for what, there's no goal in sight, living to perpetuate this thing
>"But there's family and friends, and love! You must have someone?"
>Girlfriend left me, no kids, parents are dead, brother and sister who I haven't seen in years, I don't have anything to share with anyone, or want to. I get up, I go to work, I come back. Sad isn't it?"

Your move

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:44:00 2015 No.14133494 >>14133485 >I've never felt motivated to do anything, or, there's no point to any of it. Study, get a job, get married, have kids and have them repeat the dance I've been thinking the exact same thing these last months. Is this how it goes down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:44:13 2015 No.14133495 >>14133362 >Pygmy Thin Tomboy Black Harpy so a spanish harpy? well she'll probably pass out quick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:45:53 2015 No.14133501 >>14133495 That she probably would. Will you take her home? Carrying a sleeping ball of feathers in your arms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:46:45 2015 No.14133504 >>14133458 I wanna tell her that her eyes are cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:46:52 2015 No.14133505 >>14133501 Nah she probably came with her extended siblings, they'll pick her up at least. If I take one I'd probably end up having 20 pile in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:48:15 2015 No.14133510 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1398882203345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133466 What did you do!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:48:40 2015 No.14133512 >>14133485 >Trained in the art of close quarters cuddles, the Yeti takes the man before he is able to jump >Sits down with him and administers hugs and back rubs >She only tells him "It's not your fault"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:48:47 2015 No.14133513 >>14133484 This is probably going to end with me married to fourteen pregnant Apophi. That's the plural, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:48:49 2015 No.14133515 >>14133505 What? You don't want to wake up with all those fluffy girls packed around you? Little coos slipping out as they sleep?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:50:05 2015 No.14133518 >>14133513 Apophises is more correct. Or Apeps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:50:10 2015 No.14133520 >>14133477 Fucking pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:50:27 2015 No.14133521 >>14133515 >Huge sleep pile But anon, that's what Dormice are for. That, and giving surprise pregnancies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:50:33 2015 No.14133522 >>14133512 >She only tells him "It's not your fault" What if it actually IS? What then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:50:41 2015 No.14133525 >>14133494 There's no yetis here, anon. I'll be your yeti~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:50:43 2015 No.14133526 >>14133510 I don't know! Maybe their Cheshire instincts kicked in because I get nervous around girls? Your guess is as good as mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:51:21 2015 No.14133528 File: 487 KB, 570x599, Beyond heresy, love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133520 I would a Nurglette though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:51:38 2015 No.14133529 >>14133521 Hey, harpies can be soft too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:52:03 2015 No.14133533 >>14133522 It's not your fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:53:55 2015 No.14133540 >>14133533 Bullshit it isn't. He could very well have fucked things up beyond repair. This exactly what Walker thought, it takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him, to deny the horrible things he did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:54:14 2015 No.14133541 >>14133529 Eh, Jubjubs are more raptors than Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:54:17 2015 No.14133543 >>14133533 It is his fault, otherwise he wouldn't be in that situation. Just like how it's my fault that I'm a fat, unlikable piece of shit that doesn't deserve anything nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:54:18 2015 No.14133544 >>14133494 More or less. You just need to find something, anything really, to cling to. Me, it's the thought of maybe one day having a daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:55:04 2015 No.14133546 File: 31 KB, 398x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14131403 Can I eat it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:55:59 2015 No.14133549 >>14133512 >He embraces her, enjoying the warmth of her skin and returning her rubs >"Fault, you say? I've never felt I as in the wrong for thinking this way, it's just how I am. Who else should I be, I can only be me. What would you have me do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:56:10 2015 No.14133551 >>14133525 Alps can't just put on a white wig, a blue scarf, and fuzzy mittens and pretend to be Yetis, it doesn't work that way!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:58:43 2015 No.14133555 >>14133551 Some sort of meta crossdressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:59:38 2015 No.14133559 >>14133549 No! She was supposed to fail! He's been through so much suffering to be certain of his decision to commit suicide, and now he's backing out?! Goddammit the suffering plan's a failure! Back to the drawing board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:00:41 2015 No.14133563 >>14133546 Only if idiots like you stop wasting image count on >reactionface.jpg At least keep them MG related or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:01:26 2015 No.14133564 File: 129 KB, 600x369, you deserve hugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't make the Yetis sad, Yetis are proud creatures, they prefer to hug alone Six hugs, more than enough to cuddle anything that moves

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:01:38 2015 No.14133566 >>14133563 I thought your kind of sperglords stopped being asses months ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:02:05 2015 No.14133570 >>14133533 >>14133522 >>14133512 >>14133549 https://youtu.be/UYa6gbDcx18?t=157

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:02:37 2015 No.14133573 File: 70 KB, 614x638, 03c7ecc6ed53175c0cd1b3016aa13510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133551 >Yeti alp No Anon, don't cross the streams!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:03:11 2015 No.14133576 File: 4 KB, 300x300, definitely not a skeleton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133563 calm your autism anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:03:18 2015 No.14133577 >>14133566 >Spreglord for not being happy with 3DPD little boy being posted in MG thread. I bet you post pokemon in /k/ threads or football action shots in /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:03:45 2015 No.14133578 >>14133573 Today I make them pay! Today I unleash...the alpire!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:04:36 2015 No.14133580 >>14133577 I post anime on /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:04:37 2015 No.14133581 >>14133573 It's OK Anon, just close your eyes, you'll never question it. Embrace yourself in the fluffy paws that totally aren't mittens

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:04:50 2015 No.14133583 >>14133559 He's just enjoying himself anon, even a dead man can appreciate a girl giving him some tlc.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:04:50 2015 No.14133584

>>14133564
>She fails over and over to hug Naked Anon throughout the game
>Anon completes his mission of assassinating his mentor, only to find out later that her death was set up by the american government
>Anon lives on with the pain of having killed her forever, becoming Big Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:05:46 2015 No.14133588 >>14133577 >Taking 3DPD seriously I knew things here were bad but holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:06:08 2015 No.14133589 >>14133577 I post videogames on /v/. Don't fuck with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:06:34 2015 No.14133591 >>14133494 pills, alcohol, and motorcycles. and as my grandad taught me, since he went through a lot of shitty luck: "being miserable is a choice" also, take up reading actual books

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:09:25 2015 No.14133601 >>14133588 >Not taking 3DPD seriously

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:09:44 2015 No.14133603 >>14133570 Stupidest fucking scene in a movie I've seen in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:10:13 2015 No.14133604 I hope you all find your Yeti <3

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:11:31 2015 No.14133608 >>14133578 >the alpire! Speaking of which, that upcoming chapter of Jitsu Wa that hasn't been translated yet...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:11:56 2015 No.14133611 >>14133604 Why would anything good every happen? Do you know where you are right now? Also ><3 What the fuck is this, Private Pyle? A fucking emoticon?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:12:28 2015 No.14133613

>>14133515
>Wake up after taking home 10 drunk tiny Spanish black harpies
> Oh papi, estás muy sexy.
> ¿Tienes novia? Usted quiere que yo sea el tuyo?
> Se tarda una hora para encontrarse y enamorarse en un solo día . Pero me llevará toda una vida para olvidar.
>What.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:13:57 2015 No.14133616 >>14133611 >You will never go Private Pyle on a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:14:45 2015 No.14133617 >>14133616 What, you mean shoot her, than kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:15:15 2015 No.14133618 >>14133617 Yeah pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:15:33 2015 No.14133622 >>14133617 That sounds like a pyle of crap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:15:44 2015 No.14133623 >>14133618 Why would you want to do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:16:21 2015 No.14133624 >>14133622 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:16:44 2015 No.14133626 I want to force an oni to drink bud light because she was a huge jerk!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:17:40 2015 No.14133629 >>14133626 Just make them drink water. It's cheaper and is just as effective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:17:44 2015 No.14133630 >>14133623 I dunno, bored maybe? Maybe I'll usher in a wave of monster girls being extra careful with their husbands?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:18:47 2015 No.14133631 >>14133623 Some monster just deserve a bullet between the eyes anon just like people.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:18:59 2015 No.14133633

>>14133388
And I'm bored. Feel like typing a bit on my roll here. maybe it'll go somewhere
>Go to a party over at your friend's place
>He's invited lot of your old friends over and some of your co-workers
>Look around, spot one face that sticks out
>A lich you used to go to university with
>You'd always thought she was kind of cute, but her attitude was... abrasive
>Mill around the party, hang out with some of your old pals, things are going pretty good
>Head over to the bar to get a drink
>Turn around and accidentally bump into the lich
>Her drink splashes, staining her cloak and getting her book wet
>'Idiot! Watch where you're going, huh?'
>She looks up at you with a scowl & locks eyes
>But then something on her face changes for just a second
>'I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.'
>'I-It's fine. I didn't know it was you. Thought you were just another idiot here wandering around half-drunk.'
>A flick of her hands & the stains are gone
>She looks back up at you for a moment before looking away & floating off in a huff
>'You should still be careful where you walk, though!'
>Just as charming as you remembered her...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:19:06 2015 No.14133634 >>14133629 But water doesn't pretend to be alcohol. .

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:19:51 2015 No.14133636 >>14133634 True, nothing says liquid disappointment like budlight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:20:51 2015 No.14133639 >>14133630 >Monstergirls' husbandos commiting suicide in the military because of too much stress and humiliation, away from them I wonder how they'd react to this.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:22:10 2015 No.14133644

>>14133616
>Holy Jesus, what is that?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE ONI?
>Sir a bottle of sake sir
>A BOTTLE OF SAKE?
>Sir yes sir
>HOW DID IT GET HERE?
>Sir I took it from the mess hall sir
>IS ALCOHOL ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS PRIVATE ONI?
>Sir no sir
>ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DRINK SAKE, PRIVATE ONI?
>Sir no sir
>THEN WHY DID YOU HIDE A BOTTLE OF SAKE IN YOUR FOOTLOCKER, PRIOVATE ONI?
>Sir because I was sober sir
>BECAUSE YOU WERE SOBER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:22:23 2015 No.14133646 >>14133639 Didn't we cover this? They'd just siege the bases and take their husbands home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:22:24 2015 No.14133647 >>14133639 It's likely they would be sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:25:06 2015 No.14133657 >>14133646 >Sieging a military base Good fucking luck with that there are going to be a lot of dead MG at the end of this stupid plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:25:40 2015 No.14133660 >>14133646 >They'd just siege the bases and take their husbands home. >Except for that one guy who wakes up to find the entire boot camp deserted

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:27:34 2015 No.14133663 >>14133657 What if the soldiers want to go home?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:29:41 2015 No.14133671 >>14133663 Then they shouldent have enlisted. Once your in your in you cant just go home because you feel stressed out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:30:05 2015 No.14133673 >>14133671 >your

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:30:14 2015 No.14133674 >>14133663 Desertion is punishable by either being locked up or execution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:31:15 2015 No.14133676 >>14133671 >your in your in you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:31:26 2015 No.14133677 >>14133657 >Men shooting their own wives Are you fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:31:59 2015 No.14133679 >>14133674 They're not deserting, they're being "kidnapped".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:32:21 2015 No.14133682 >>14133663 Soldier you are throwing away your military career in the face of fear! Now return to your post, immediately!

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:32:50 2015 No.14133684

>>14133663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop-loss_policy

>>14133671
>>14133674
Actually, I recall that in some branches of the military, people used to exploit the physical fitness loophole; make themselves too out of shape or heavy (can't remember which) to meet minimum fitness requirements, so they couldn't be compelled to return to service.

But I guess with America's obesity problem, they were losing too many potential recruits this way, so they eventually greatly reduced the fitness requirements, particularly for non-combat roles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:33:03 2015 No.14133685 >>14133633 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:35:42 2015 No.14133692 >>14133682 Where are you going soldier? Return to your post or you will be shot. Are you going AWOL soldier? Do not leave the field of battle! WE'RE LOSING THIS BATTLE START FIGHTING OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:35:42 2015 No.14133693 >>14133660 Being single in a world filled with monster girls is one of the worst fates to have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:36:44 2015 No.14133695 >>14133693 Somebody has to fill in the gap in this life, but the gap in theirs is never filled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:36:52 2015 No.14133697 >>14133692 ROGER ROGER

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:37:42 2015 No.14133702
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>>14133633
>Party starts to wind down
>Most everyone's left by now or been driven home to pass out
>You're too drunk to drive, plus you don't have to worry about work tomorrow, so you just flop down on the couch
>You lay there for a while, barely staying conscious in a fuzzy haze, ready to pass out
>'Hey, is'ere room for one more?'
>' you look up to see the lich there, cheeks a rosy tint & a drunk smile on her face
>She's also having a bit of trouble maintaining lift. Just how much did she drink?
>You can't even reply before she lays down on top of you, turning you into her personal body pillow
>Her body is cool to the touch & surprisingly soft. You can feel her chest and thighs pressing into you
>She looks up at you, eyes half-lidded
>'I'm shorry I got mad at you. I'm jush not com-co-comfortable in groups.'
>She snuggles into you even more. You're forced to wrap your arms around her to keep from being pinned
>'Uhh, it's alright. I should have been looking out.'
>She shakes her head. 'No, It'sh my bad. I shouldn'ta done it. Especially to you.'
>Okaaay, that's oddly specific. You cock your eyebrow in a confused look
>'Back at school, I didn' have a lot of friends. Only having scheletons for company made people think I was w-weird.'
>'You tried to be nice to me and I thought... I thought it was a joke, sho I was always mean.'
>'But you know, I always hoped it was real...'
>'That there was schomeone who really wanted to be close to me...'
>'And I really thought about you. About us. A lot...'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:39:02 2015 No.14133705 File: 24 KB, 630x700, 1413466858125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Krampus smut motherfucking WHERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:39:57 2015 No.14133710 >>14133705 Agreed. I miss Krampus

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:40:09 2015 No.14133711

>>14133644
>Private Mino, Private Cheshire
>Sir yes sir!
>Sir yes sir!
>As soon as you're finished with the shaft I want you two turds to clean the head
>Sir aye aye sir!
>I want that head so sanitary and cleaned of cum that the Demon Lord herself would be proud to go over there and take it in the butt
>Sir yes sir!
>Private Cheshire do you believe in the Demon Lord?
>Sir no sir!
>Well, well, Private Cheshire, I DON'T BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY!
>Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
>WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT!
>You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Demon Lord, or I'm gonna rip that grin off of your face and shove it up your asshole! Now you DO love the Demon Lord, don't ya?
>Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
>Private Cheshire, are you trying to offend me?
>Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer she gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat her harder if she reverses himself, SIR!
>Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
>Sir, the squad leader is Private Yeti, sir!
>PRIVATE YETI!
>Sir, Private Yeti reporting as ordered, sir!
>Private Yeti, you're fired. Private Cheshire's promoted to squad leader
>Sir, aye-aye, sir!
>Disappear, scumbag!
>Sir, aye-aye, sir!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:40:27 2015 No.14133712 >>14133705 Maybe after all the other shit I've promised to do I'll write about her. She may be a little too sadistic for my tastes though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:41:18 2015 No.14133716 >>14133711 >Demon lord >Not chief god missed opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:42:22 2015 No.14133719 >>14133716 >Mamono >Worshipping the Chief Gold

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Wed Sep 23 21:42:47 2015 No.14133723 File: 759 KB, 1000x1360, Susan (nennanennanennas).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, hello there. Don't mind me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:43:32 2015 No.14133725 >>14133723 ! !

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:43:36 2015 No.14133726 >>14133719 That's the point of using this scene.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:43:36 2015 No.14133728 >>14133723 I'm trying to but those exclamation marks call to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:43:59 2015 No.14133729 >>14133719 That's the point. >>14133723 >Susan oh you sneaky fucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:45:38 2015 No.14133733 >>14133726 >>14133729 That doesn't make sense. If they're all Mamono then no one would even worship the Chief God. So if someone says they don't it's not a big deal Meanwhile if this were the Paladin academy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:46:49 2015 No.14133740 >>14133723 >extra poofy wagging tail 10/10, would brush while listening to her talk about her day of ordering around slaves

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:47:38 2015 No.14133743 >>14133733 Watch the movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:47:55 2015 No.14133746 >>14133740 Oh god, imagine her in the morning Think of the bedhead

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:48:00 2015 No.14133747 >>14133733 But the human sergeant would believein the Chied God. Fuck Anon I don't know, think atheism x religion, but with DL and Chief God. I'm too tired to explain this shit to you right now.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:48:04 2015 No.14133748
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>>14133350
>Well, today you learned that an Oni can in fact reach 60 MPH
>You also learned that you really need to get your own ride since your boss refuses to drop you off at your house
>Meaning yet again you have to sleep at her house
>You really hope your parents don't get the wrong message from all the nights you've spent at your boss' house
>"Hey Anon, can you grab me a beer while you're up?"
>The first night you ever spent at your boss' house you had to constantly remind her you're off the clock, but she seems to believe she owns your ass 24/7, so eventually you decided to just go along with it
>"And while you're in the kitchen, could you cook me some Dinner? I'm hungry."
>"Oh! And put on a naked apron! I saw a Dragon on TV who had her husband do that, you should do that too!
>This damn snake
>After a few minutes, you came out (fully clothed) carrying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a beer bottle for your boss
>The big grape was laying across the couch, her head propped up by one side's arm rest, and her tail spilling past the couch and onto the floor
>Her arm dangled on one side while the other was rest on her stomach, covered by the only article of clothing on her, one big loose white T shirt that was too big for her (a rare occurrence for her)
>She seemed disappointed by both your lack of naked apron and the food
>"You present this... Rubbish as dinner? I'm a damn Queen! You should fetch me something of higher quality! Fresh cooked steaks served on naked bishounens!"
>You're slightly shocked, you thought you made a nice sandwich, and tell her if she wants something else she can get off her fat non-existent ass and make it herself
>"Uuuuugh... Can you at least cut off the crust?"
>You leave to the kitchen and remove the crust
>"Oh, and cut it in a heart too! I love hearts. Bring me my heart sandwich!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:48:57 2015 No.14133750 >>14133747 But why would a human sergeant be teaching Mamono how to suck a dick? This is clearly a Mamono drill sergeant >>14133743 I have. Twice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:49:28 2015 No.14133752 >>14133723 Hooray!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:50:04 2015 No.14133755 >>14133750 >This is clearly a Mamono drill sergeant This is the source of your problem. It's never specified.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:50:34 2015 No.14133757 >>14133702 I continue to like it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:50:48 2015 No.14133758 >>14133755 Then the argument of it not being the Chief God is invalid as well since it isn't specified

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:51:25 2015 No.14133760 >>14130803 How can I get myself one of these? Is that resolution high enough to use in a daki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:51:30 2015 No.14133761 >>14133750 >>14133755 >>14133758 Actually, scratch that. The privates say "sir" multiple fucking times in that greentext. So there you have it, it's a guy. It is specified. Chief God it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:51:45 2015 No.14133762 >>14133748 For the record, I would have worn the naked apron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:51:49 2015 No.14133763 >>14133748 >not making grilled cheese Fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:52:31 2015 No.14133767 >>14133761 Don't they call girls in the military sir as well?

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:52:32 2015 No.14133765
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>>14133712
I'd do it but I literally have no real knowledge of BDSM/Already get accused of amateurish edge bullshit when honestly I want a yandere Krampus to flog me with her faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:53:29 2015 No.14133769 >>14133767 I think they say "ma'am".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:54:02 2015 No.14133771 >>14133765 You mean she grabs a gay guy and starts swinging him around like a club?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:54:24 2015 No.14133772 >>14133767 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:54:26 2015 No.14133773 >>14133748 She needs an attitude adjustment. And a dicking. And I need to see whatever show she saw with a Dragon having her husbando in a naked apron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:54:30 2015 No.14133774 >>14133769 I swear they say both Back in the day they used to say "sir" regardless of gender

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:55:01 2015 No.14133775 >>14133771 Preferably a sub like Mister Slave, yes. That way on every impact you hear an "Oo OooO Jethus!"

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:55:19 2015 No.14133776

>>14133702
>You're suddenly very aware of her on top of you and realize she rubbing her thighs along your legs
>Everything is very clear now as your heart is pounding in your chest, practically leaping out
>She begins to lean up towards your face, an oddly lewd half-smile on her face
>Your hand shoots up to block her from coming closer. She seems a little annoyed.
>'Heeeey. What'sh wrong?'
>'Your drunk, you just dumped all this on me, and it's really awkward. I don't want anything weird coming out of this!'
>She pouts a bit. 'You're no fun.'
>She settles her head into your chest. 'But it's nice that you're considerate. I like that...'
>Her voice trails off. You poke at her a few times, but she's (figuratively) dead on top of you
>You sigh, wrap your arms around her, and get yourself comfortable for the night

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:57:10 2015 No.14133780 >>14133748 >"Oh, and cut it in a heart too! I love hearts. Bring me my heart sandwich!" Oh grape snake. I just can't stay angry with you, can I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:58:02 2015 No.14133785 >>14133748 >The big grape She may be a bit of a bitch but she's so damn adorable at the same time. Fatty snakes a best too. Good job anon, very good job.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:58:03 2015 No.14133786

Just now I'm thinking how monstergirls would be quite an issue to deal with. Their unquenchable hunger for the D would really be a problem, especially if you were majoring something that required alot of studying each day or a job that required you do alot of shit from dawn to dusk.

Some would interrupt whatever you're doing to get that spirit energy out of "withdrawal", others would just leave you, even if they're the ones who husbando'd you in the first place, and then there's the NTR issue.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:58:43 2015 No.14133788

>>14133746
>Think of the bedhead
Oh, I will.
>Wake up at the crack of dawn.
>Go to draw bath ready for her.
>After it's ready, go and wake her up.
>She groggily sits up and reveals a giant mess of hair and fur.
>Carefully carry her to the bath room.
>Slowly bathe her, taking time to lather and rinse her hair and tail, trying to brush out the knots.
>She eventually fully wakes up during the bath and begins to list all the things she needs done.
>After the bath is over, carefully toweling her off, making sure to keep her hair as neat as possible before brushing all her hair and fur.
>Helping her get dressed. Not that she needs it, but both of you enjoy the personal time, and because it usually leads to post-bath sex.
>Helping her take a quick post-sex bath, rushing to make sure she addresses the slaves at the usual time.
It sounds like a good life ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:02:26 2015 No.14133799 >>14133786 If you go by MGE rules monsters simply can't leave you. Once they make you their husband they basically mindbreak themselves to your dick and no other dick can satisfy them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:03:13 2015 No.14133804 File: 276 KB, 800x800, 1440709208155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133786 Consider the following then: MGs outside of Succubi if you choose can all do more than suck and fuck. Bang boom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:04:31 2015 No.14133809 >>14133804 >You will never play those sick Eurobeats on your waifu's butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:04:59 2015 No.14133812 >>14133362 >Short Himedere Dryad that becomes Light yan when drunk If only she weren't a dryad. Dryad a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:05:29 2015 No.14133813 >>14133362 >Amazoness >Dandere >fit (makes sense) >light weight drinker Well, as shy as she normally is this won't matter because she'll be shitfaced in no time. She's either passing out soon or I'll be snuu snuu'd. I'd like the latter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:05:55 2015 No.14133814 >>14133804 >that puff and spot of wetness unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf there's gotta be a secret door around here somewhere...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:06:33 2015 No.14133816 >>14133786 Did you ever read the world guide?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:06:47 2015 No.14133818 >>14133748 This is done so excellently. God bless you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:06:59 2015 No.14133819 >>14133813 >Drunken Snusnu. A great.

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Wed Sep 23 22:07:20 2015 No.14133820 >>14133725 >>14133728 Stop reminding me and putting those together. It makes me think of MGSV, which I finished on the weekend. Then I picture someone like Zerin being dragged away while screaming "WHO?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:07:49 2015 No.14133821 >>14133775 >this entire post fuckin' lost it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:08:01 2015 No.14133822 >>14133809 >"Stop playing Beat of the Rising Sun on my ass and get over here and fuck me" >I have to race some kid in a tofu delivery car in 20 minutes, bye

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:10:13 2015 No.14133830 >>14133786 Sure, if you think they care about literally nothing more than sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:10:24 2015 No.14133832 >>14133820 Moose, are you saying you have such a lust for MGSV?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:11:00 2015 No.14133835 Cheshire taking her jokes way too far with an anon when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:11:17 2015 No.14133837 >>14133832 >>14133820 WOOORMWOOOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:11:32 2015 No.14133839 >>14133820 That's fucking perfect.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:12:06 2015 No.14133842

>Shopping with your monster waifu
>She got caught trying to sneak you into the dressing room with her, so now you're waiting on a bench outside the store for her
>Get approached by a human woman
>"H-Hey mister, are you here by yourself? I can cook and clean! I-I can give blowjobs too! I'm just looking for a husband, a-are you interested?"
>At that moment, your waifu leaves the store and quickly snatches your arm
>"Come on sweetie, let's get you away from this fucking degenerate. Can't she smell me on you? She probably just doesn't even care."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:12:29 2015 No.14133844 >>14133835 Like the one where she spooks Anon, making him trip on his feet, fall on the pavement and get run over by a truck right in front of her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:14:06 2015 No.14133849 >>14133842 Poor girl. All she needs to do is hang around an Inari shrine for a while, then things will get better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:14:16 2015 No.14133850 >>14133822 >Not Running in the 90's No wonder she's pissed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:14:41 2015 No.14133853 >>14133842 Well, that's kinda sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:15:14 2015 No.14133855 >>14133842 Don't they have shelters for those kind of girls?

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Wed Sep 23 22:15:52 2015 No.14133858 >>14133832 Oh, no. Not me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:16:09 2015 No.14133861 >>14133842 Eh, the waifu and I could use her as our living sex toy or we could corrupt her. Either way, that's a perfectly good opportunity for some free, willing flesh that we just missed out on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:16:38 2015 No.14133863 File: 268 KB, 1200x1520, 1436344590791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133588 >actually attracted to 3D jesus christ I knew these threads where getting bad but holy shit

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:16:59 2015 No.14133866
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>>14133776
>Wake up the next morning, still a little groggy
>Your body feels light. The lich isn't on you anymore
>You slowly sit up and see her sitting at the end of the couch. She seems a little uneasy
>'So, how much of last night do you remember?'
>You wipe the sleep from your eyes. 'Enough.'
>Her face is still a little red & she refuses to make eye contact with you
>'D-Don't take it the wrong way or anything! I just had to much to drink! I wasn't thinking clearly.'
> You sit up and move over towards her. 'So you didn't mean any of it, then?'
>'No! I mean, yes, but- It's weird, okay?!'
>You put an arm around her & pull her into you a bit. She doesn't fight it.
>'It's just... I've never been in a relationship before, and I'm not the best with talking about my feelings. I don't want to force you into something.'
>You pull her in closer. 'It's alright. We can go slow if you need to.'
>Her entire face face is red. 'I-Idiot! Saying stupid stuff like that...'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:18:16 2015 No.14133869 >tfw more and more people start to hate your writing >you just wanna write a stupid dumb adventure story with monster girls >No one wants to read it. >But you need people for it Feels fucking bad man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:18:23 2015 No.14133870 File: 316 KB, 702x713, 1440709750044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133814 She likes it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:19:15 2015 No.14133871 >>14133844 I wouldn't say murder, but something more like serious physical or emotional harm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:20:14 2015 No.14133876 >>14133871 You can survive getting run over by a truck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:20:16 2015 No.14133877 >>14133870 >You will never molest a muscular succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:20:23 2015 No.14133878 >>14133871 Anon ends up losing an arm and faints from blood loss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:20:30 2015 No.14133880 >>14133842 Guess its time to dumb my shit MG waifu and upgrade to a human waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:21:20 2015 No.14133883 >>14133776 >>14133866 Will you pastebin this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:21:35 2015 No.14133884 >>14133880 It's a Kitsune-tsuki

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:21:39 2015 No.14133885 >>14133878 Yeah I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:21:46 2015 No.14133886 >>14133877 I want to molest a muscular warrior succubus who is actually a completely pure virgin who only ate store bought semen rations up until now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:22:41 2015 No.14133889 >>14133866 Adorable. Decently done light tsun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:22:46 2015 No.14133890 >>14133871 Like pretending to suck the life out of his newborn baby only to accidentally do it for real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:23:41 2015 No.14133894 >>14133883 probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:24:01 2015 No.14133897 >>14133362 Himidere, pear-shaped mermaid. Gonna be nursing my drinks and praying to anything that will listen that she either passes out or gets cut off. Fuck my 'friends', fuck bars, and fuck my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:24:17 2015 No.14133898 >>14133886 >Succubus >Pure Pfft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:24:42 2015 No.14133901 >>14133885 Maybe becoming blind? getting stitches? Burn marks? Actually forgiving the Chesire in the end for maximum guilt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:26:14 2015 No.14133904 >>14133901 >Actually forgiving the Chesire. That aint happening

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:26:21 2015 No.14133905 >>14133898 The more corrupt something is suppose to be the better it feels to discover that it's actually pure.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:29:22 2015 No.14133911

>>14133904
Just to bring up the Chesire's sadness even higher.

Now I want a picture of a genuinely sad Chesire crying on Anon's chest as he lies on a hospital bed after a prank gone wrong, holding tight onto his patient gown, patting her head and telling her it's alright.

Maybe I just wanna see chesires showing genuine emotions out of smugness, I feel like I haven't seen much of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:32:02 2015 No.14133920 >>14133911 The only thing on anon's mind would be his lust for revenge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:32:05 2015 No.14133921 File: 2.95 MB, 704x394, Dog pile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go to a park with Kobolds and play with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:33:26 2015 No.14133925 >>14133920 Who is doing this?! Such a lust for a revenge ending?! WHOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:36:12 2015 No.14133933 >>14133921 >kobold in winter clothing literal hot paws?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:37:31 2015 No.14133936 File: 16 KB, 500x500, 1435361143951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133858 You're the guy that auctioned off the planet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:38:34 2015 No.14133940 >>14133936 >auctioned off the planet? what

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:39:19 2015 No.14133946 >>14133936 I want to see D-Horse as a centaur, D-Dog as a werewolf, D-Walker as a golem and Quiet as a... Fuck would Quiet be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:39:54 2015 No.14133950 >>14133946 Sniper Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:40:26 2015 No.14133951 >>14133946 Lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:41:07 2015 No.14133952 >>14133950 Mantis would be the kid with the gasmask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:42:08 2015 No.14133953 >>14133940 it's a nirvana song

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:42:11 2015 No.14133954 >>14133952 That doesn't make any sense at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:42:15 2015 No.14133955 >>14133946 >D-Dog as a werewolf Kobold would make more sense.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:42:18 2015 No.14133956
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>>14133940
I thought you died alone.
>>14133946
I have a Mecha Musume version of D-Walker if you want to count that as a Golem.

Also, Quiet would be a Mucus Toad because of how she respirates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:42:30 2015 No.14133957 >>14133946 But D-Horse and D-Dog are males

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:43:24 2015 No.14133962 >>14133954 The kid is Psycho Mantis, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:43:33 2015 No.14133963 >>14133953 Nigga I'll hit you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:44:36 2015 No.14133969 >>14133957 That has NEVER impeded anyone on turning things into cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:46:30 2015 No.14133972 >>14133946 Quiet is a Kunoitchi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:48:54 2015 No.14133979 I just want a Wurm soldier to go on missions with me in the Metal Gear universe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:49:02 2015 No.14133980 >Write that thing I'm supposed to but not sure what to do with it at where it is >Or use this random inspiration to maybe write a one shot Someone choose for me, for I lack free will and intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:50:44 2015 No.14133986 >>14133979 So long as you don't mind never stealthing anything. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:51:12 2015 No.14133988 File: 75 KB, 564x700, Bob_Dylan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133963 all i want is my spiders from mars

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:52:00 2015 No.14133991 >>14133986 In this case her brute force could even take down a Gear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:52:19 2015 No.14133993 File: 41 KB, 480x480, 1441989399932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133980 Do the thing you're supposed to do. The first one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:52:22 2015 No.14133995 >>14133979 You're guaranteed to be locked into getting A ranks on every mission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:52:37 2015 No.14133996 >>14133980 One shot. Use your inspiration while you have it, get something done. That's just what I've found works for me though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:53:32 2015 No.14134002 >>14133991 Pretty much. We're talking about a species that finds it easier to go through a mountain then go around it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:54:31 2015 No.14134005
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>>14133748
>After much back and forth, you finally bring Abossphis three Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichs, one on toasted buns, and all cut in a heart shape, a bottle of beer, and sing to her the "Baking Treats for my Mistress" song
>After the end of song and jazz hands, she eagerly claps her hands
>Handing her the food and beverage, you sit on the recliner next to her couch and quietly watch TV with her
>You have to admit, you love the recliner at her house. She bought it after the first night you stayed with her, when you had to sleep on the floor because she didn't have anywhere else to sleep
>It was a massive recliner, and you could barely fill up half of it, but damn if it wasn't comfy
>After a few old reruns of 90s cartoons, you could hear your boss giggling to herself in a slow slurred manner
>"H.... Heyyyy Anon. Hey Anon. Anonnny..."
>The tip of her tail seemed to snake its way into your lap
>"You doin' OK nonny?"
>You're the same as always, no better or worse
>Your reply only incites a giggle and a hiccup, as the tail tip slowly slid across your thigh, back and forth slowly and gracefully
>"Heeeey... Nonny guess... Guess you wanna play a ga-hic-ame?"
>Before you could even reply, the tail tip seemed to find its way to your zipper, and pulled it down
>"My little Nonny's bein' a bad boy again isn't he? I need to reward him right? Right Nonny?"
>Slowly the tail pulled your pants off, and slapped you across the face when you tried to object to his
>"Oooh come... Coming on now... Nonny you really need to come on now. Oh I know, I'll.. I'll teach you a history lesson, you like those right?"
>Pulling down your underwear, the tail tip coiled around your currently flaccid member
>"Did you know that... Did you know that lamia's have really sensitive tail tips? So did you know what that means?"
>As her tail tip slowly traces up and down your penis, slowly getting it excited, you ask her what exactly it means
>"It means I'll enjoy this just as much as you."

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:56:54 2015 No.14134013
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>>14133866
>For the first month or so, things were a bit touch-and-go
>She really was socially awkward & didn't have much experience with having a boyfriend
>After a while, though, she started to lighten up a little
>She'd still get flustered if you showed a bit of affection, though you started to find it kind of cute
>One night, the two of you settle down at your place to watch a movie marathon on TV
>During it you discover, ironically, she doesn't do well with horror movies
>At the eight or so scare of the movie, she jumps & grabs your arm, letting out a small cry
>You can't help but laugh & she is immediately cross with you
>'Shut up! I told you I don't like scary movies, idiot!'
>'You have zombies and skeletons around you all the time! How can you be scared of them?'
>'That's different!'
>You laugh a little bit more and put an arm around her, pulling her in close to you
>She starts to fidget a little bit
>'Something wrong?'
>'I-I'm fine. It's just the movie is all.'
>'Come on. You know you're a bad liar.'
>'Fine... It's just that this is the closest we've been since-'
>'Since you got drunk and and passed out on me?'
>She blushes and scowls at you, but you're right
>'I just remembered what happened that night. How I tried to force myself on you.'
>'Yeah. So what?'
>'I was thinking... Maybe it's time we- we tried to, you know...'
>She can't spit it out. Cute. 'Know what?'
>'You know! Now that we're together and not drunk. We could try and-'
>'And what?'
>'You know that I'm trying to say!'
>'I know. But I'm going to make you say it anyway.'
>'Grr- TRY AND HAVE SEX!'
>Her words echo in the apartment for a moment. She clasps her hands over her mouth, red with embarrassment
>'See, was that so hard?'
>'SHUT UP!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:57:07 2015 No.14134016 >>14134005 >Nonny Are you the guy that wrote that Dragon thing that never got continued? Was it ever pastebinned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 22:57:57 2015 No.14134019 >>14134005 BING BONG IT'S DONG O'CLOCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:00:17 2015 No.14134027 >>14134005 Oh god she's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:01:22 2015 No.14134030 >>14133946 If we're going to debate semantics Quiet would be either a Parasite Slime or Alraune

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:05:52 2015 No.14134040 >>14134013 She is adorable. >>14134005 Drunk snake lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:10:42 2015 No.14134046 I want eat Chemical Burgers with a Werekitten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:11:56 2015 No.14134051 File: 907 KB, 2463x2983, 50436393_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:12:11 2015 No.14134053 >>14134040 >>14134027 >Adorable True. Still, not sure if I'd want to waifu someone who acts like Wurm's dumb cousin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:13:42 2015 No.14134055 >>14134051 I want to feed them. Would I get arrested for something like that in that world, I wonder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:14:00 2015 No.14134057 >>14134051 Anon what did you do? They're so scared and skinny, look, you can see their ribs! Time to bust out the food and the Holst milk, you're fired.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:14:07 2015 No.14134058
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>>14134005
>With your dick finally beginning to get stiff, her tail tip coils around the base
>Tugging tightly, it has a firm grip before it slowly and forcefully begins to go up, stopping halfway from the top to go back to the bottom
>Repeating this motion, you can't help but marvel at how tight of a grip her tail has
>Not too hard to hurt your penis and pull it off, but just tight enough to make it feel fucking great
>She continues her slow, deliberate movements back and forth your penis' base, making a combination of giggles and moans from her own pleasure
>Gradually, the purple snake began to pick up the pace, going slightly faster
>You don't know if her faster speed was an intentional decision, or if she was getting wrapped up in her own pleasure and didn't notice, but you weren't complaining, because this tail job was amazing and tight
>Eventually, in the midst of her fit of giggles, moans, and other noises giant vipers make, you hold back no more, and release
>Her tail begins stopping its motion as your white cum lands on its dark purple scales, forming a perfect contrast
>"Heheheh, did Anonny cum already? That's cute, you're cute, you're cute..."
>Her tail tip uncoiled from your member, offering you a moments rest as she brought her tail tip to her own mouth, gluttonously licking and sucking it, trying to enjoy every last drop you gave her
>"You know Anon..." She began, between slurps
>"It's not nice to cum outside a girl, you could've let all that go to waste..."
>Slowly lifting herself from the couch, she motions for you to take off all your clothing, herself still in that damned white shirt
>Once you discarded your shirts and such, she motions for you to kneel on the ground
>"Time to begin playing... Hic... Playing the game. You have to work your way up me... Me and pleasuring every single part. And if you make it to the top..."
>She made a loud kissing sound as she puckered her lips
>"You get the grand prize. Ready to play? Playing Nonny?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:14:24 2015 No.14134059 >>14134051 What the fuck is this? Those kids must be starving! I can even see their ribs! I'm gonna go get some food for them.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:15:26 2015 No.14134060
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>>14134051
>tfw the reason why yanfox didn't want to go to the other side of that portal was because she didn't want to deal with some lesbian wolf bitch she doesn't like

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:15:35 2015 No.14134061 >>14134058 Blah blah blah sex the end

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:15:55 2015 No.14134063 >>14134051 Barikios is a good man. Wonder if he'll be doing a 3rd book this comiket or next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:17:33 2015 No.14134068 File: 120 KB, 801x1024, IMG_20150423_061242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134060 Also because of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:18:03 2015 No.14134073 >>14134058 Keep it coming ya glorious bastad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:18:16 2015 No.14134074 >>14134068 Them's some big scaredy eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:19:11 2015 No.14134076 >>14134060 sleep tite foxers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:20:28 2015 No.14134079 File: 58 KB, 450x273, idiot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133866

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:20:56 2015 No.14134081 File: 88 KB, 359x355, 1425999685023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134051 >>14134055 >>14134057 >>14134059 i don't like these feelings from sad foxes stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:24:42 2015 No.14134087 >>14134081 You tell me to stop while showing me a sad Yao? How fucking dare you, Anon. To make me put my headpat skills to use so late at night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:24:42 2015 No.14134088 >>14134079 She deserves a headpat.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:25:04 2015 No.14134089
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>>14134081
“Gotta have opposites dark and light, light and dark in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come..”
— Bob Ross

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:26:20 2015 No.14134092 >>14134089 Bob Ross was a shithead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:26:29 2015 No.14134093 >>14134081 Too bad, enjoy your feels and Anons not being perverts for once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:26:48 2015 No.14134094 >>14134089 God bless that man. Why are all the good men taken from us so soon? RIP Sagan, Rogers, and Ross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm1DCy5dfUM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:26:56 2015 No.14134095 >>14134089 Why does that mouse have so many fluffy tails? Is she a fluffy tail thief or something? Someone come discipline her please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:27:31 2015 No.14134098 File: 6 KB, 300x300, 193.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134092 OI M8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:27:49 2015 No.14134100 >>14134092 Well weren't you just a happy little accident?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:30:08 2015 No.14134103 >>14134095 It's a fox apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:30:40 2015 No.14134105 >>14134079 So...cuuuuuuute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:30:40 2015 No.14134106 >>14134005 i read her lines in Rick Sanchez's voice, i couldn't help myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:30:41 2015 No.14134107 File: 114 KB, 751x1024, TnLLwV3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0 >>14134089 >>14134087 >>14134093

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:30:59 2015 No.14134108 >>14134079 Pouty kuuderes are cute. Also, whoever designed these captchas deserves a special place in hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:32:31 2015 No.14134112 >>14134108 We're teaching Google's AI.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:32:56 2015 No.14134116 File: 650 KB, 2575x2023, No I'm not, stop lying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134058 >"That's cute, you're cute, you're cute..." My heart. I don't know if I'd be able to stop blushing if a monstergirl called me cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:33:46 2015 No.14134117 >>14134116 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:34:04 2015 No.14134119 >>14134112 We did a great job with Cornelia, I have high hopes for Skynet-Chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:35:06 2015 No.14134123 >>14134116 >if a monstergirl called me cute. This would leave me steaming in shyness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:40:09 2015 No.14134135 >>14134117 Does it really make me a faggot if I'm weak to being complimented by beautiful women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:40:41 2015 No.14134137 >>14134135 Yes.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:41:00 2015 No.14134140

>>14134058
>You look up, admiring the purple form towering above you, her wide hips, her chubby belly, her impressive grapes, and her face, which normally looked scowled and haughty, but currently seemed relaxed, with a warm smile and dazed look
>You weren't entirely sure how to explain it, but something about this angle, looking up at her
>Something about this whole situation made you want to lick every part of this grapist
>Damn straight you'd take this challenge, with full intention of making it to the top
>"Heheh, you're cute when you do... What you did Nonny... Let's start now, let's we?"
>With that, she lifted her shirt up just a tad bit
>Enough to reveal her womanhood, and the patch of hair above it
>Huh, you didn't know Lamias could have pubes
>Oh well, time to dig in, as you lured in close to her, taking in one final look at her vagina, already dripping wet, glistening almost, the smell simultaneously sour yet inviting
>Without further delay, you plunge into her, your tongue exploring her folds
>She lets out an audible "Meep" that could've been mistaken for a Dormouse, and make a mental note to remind her of it once she's sober
>Your tongue explores deep into her, admiring the salty taste, as it finds itself her clitoris
>Your tongue makes special note to lick it, as you feel the Apophis twitch and murmur, wrapping her tail around you for something stable to hold onto
>You wrap your arms around her hips to help her, as your tongue continues its assault, before your boss takes it no more, as all the sensations from her lower lips cause her to shiver and quake with several loud moans
>You end your fun and look up to her panting, smiling face
>"Alright, round one done, doney done done done... Three more to go, you're goo... good with endurance right? You'll make this snake feel good... You will huh Nonny..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:42:10 2015 No.14134145 File: 118 KB, 768x1024, yrkxk4U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liTSRH4fix4

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:45:14 2015 No.14134152 >>14134135 You bet it does

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:46:21 2015 No.14134155 >>14134135 Totally does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:47:48 2015 No.14134159 >>14134135 I'm not sure why, but generally when people compliment me I just feel like shit. I suppose I would describe it as guilt, like I don't deserve praise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:48:55 2015 No.14134161 >>14134116 >>14134135 /pol/ was right soon all men will be like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:50:36 2015 No.14134166 >>14134145 I love chopin

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed Sep 23 23:50:51 2015 No.14134168
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>>14131001
YOUNG LIFE MONSTER GIRL! Succubutt shake!
__________________________________________

The human male students are horded down the hallways of a once monster-girl-only school grounds; eager pervy teachers eager to meet the students and introduce them to their respective classrooms.

A flamboyant spider woman decorating her body with exotic abstract clothing that stands out like a sore thumb in the hallway greets the batch of American students. A peacock spider girl.

"My my, aren't you all strapping young handsome boys. I do hope you're ready for my... lessons?"

A half-awake boy standing in the back of the group, unaffected by the continual sexual innuendos and general nonstop silliness, casually raises his hand. The exotic looking spider woman points to the boy and tells him to speak freely.

"Yeah, question, are you the ART teacher?"

"Art teacher? Of course not, don't be ridiculous, fufufufu. I'm the math teacher."

"----You? The math teacher?"

"Naturally. I'm quite enamored with arithmetic, particularly division. Long division. Rigid long pulsating division," the flamboyant spider girl crosses her chitin arms beneath her tie-dye shirt, making her bra-less tits bleed through the fabric, "The average ballsack produces millions upon millions of sperm cells a day. The average ejaculation contains 39 million, and only one of these needs to enter a female egg during gestation period. The balls multiply, until the total sperm count (which is X) is added into the womb via copulation, X is subtracted from the boy's testicles total sperm count, thus the number divides inside the vagina's natural acidic juices until a single cell enters an egg."

The class's atmosphere turns deadly silent as they stare at the perverted teacher, explaining the fundamentals within a matter of seconds.

"I'm quite the accomplished tutor if you're having trouble, so don't hesitate to ask~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:51:17 2015 No.14134169 >>14134140 Maybe you should start calling her tits grapefruits? Describing them as grapes doesn't really lend well to their size.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed Sep 23 23:52:00 2015 No.14134170

The teen aged boy who asked the question quietly shuffles back to the back of the class, realizing asking questions will only bring out the perverted nature of these monster girls.

The teenager adjusts his clothes and heaves a sigh.

"Milo, I honestly don't see how we're going to learn much here. At this rate, I bet the SAT exam is gonna be an orgy."

"---"

"Milo?" The teenager glances back at the shorter student, who's nervously glancing over his shoulder, "What's gotten into you, dude? Nobody's gonna rape you if that's what you're worried about."

"T-That girl... she's still following me-!"

"Girl, huh? Which one?"

"T-There-! That one! With the ink black hair! She's been... following me."

The teenager steps into view, his unkempt blue hair reflects his carefree attitude. His body is lean and in shape, a model figure for a less-than-model student. His name is Buster Hymen.

"I don't see anybody with ink black hair."

"You're kidding----" Milo glances back down the corridor, noticing how empty it is, then jolts back to Buster, "I think I'm going crazy. I always feel like somebody's watching me--- tell me, is this just a dream?"

"When you're in the shower, are you afraid to wash your hair? Because you might open your eyes and see some one standing there? People say that's crazy, just a little touched."

"Showers remind me too much of the movie 'Psycho' too much..."

"THAT'S WHY-!"

Buster and Milo break out into a dance, "I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE, SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME-!"

The guiding teacher calls out to the two dancing kids, "Oi-! You two idiots there-! Move your asses, we're going to the next classroom."

"H-HAI!"

The two feverishly run to catch up with the touring classroom, while a gooey monster girl figure reappears inside the hallway, taking the form of a thick hipped/big chested/large rear'd pale skinned woman. A nureonago with spats and grey hoodie.

She peeks around the corner at the next classroom, catching a glimpse of Milo from afar.

"...Jiiiiiii..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:52:17 2015 No.14134173 >>14134161 What kind of man doesn't want some big strong monstergirl to have him rest his head on her lap as she calls him her precious little boy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:52:40 2015 No.14134175 >>14134135 start preppin' your dick suckin' lips fag >>14134161 /pol/ is experts of fags and fag-like behaviors

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:53:23 2015 No.14134177 >>14134173 thats creepy as all hell so why does it make me hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:54:17 2015 No.14134182 >>14134168 >>14134170 She has rape down to a science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:54:41 2015 No.14134184 >>14134173 >precious little boy nah that is taking it a step to far shes gonna get punched.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:54:46 2015 No.14134185 >>14134168 Thank god your back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:56:40 2015 No.14134193 >>14134184 She can't help it anon, she just finds you so cute. She just wants to pick you up in a big hug and carry you home with her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:58:15 2015 No.14134200

>>14134013
>The two of you are in your bedroom, and lich is freaking out
>She's really uncomfortable and not sure what to do with herself
>'Are you sure you want this?'
>'Yes I'm sure! It's just-'
>'You're too nervous?'
>'Who wouldn't be, idiot?!? I've never done this before! What if I do something wrong, or what if it hurts, or what if-'
>You shut her up with a kiss before pulling back her hood letting the low lights pay off her blushing face
>"It's okay. We'll go slow, alright?'
>She nods, adamant about doing this
>You unclasp her cloak and let it fall onto the bed behind her
>Wrapping her arms around your neck, she pushes you down onto the bed
>Slowly, almost tentatively, she kisses you
>It lingers for a bit before she breaks it
>'You okay?'
>'Yeah, just trying to settle myself.'
>She takes a deep breath before leaning back into you
>You return the kiss this time, wrapping your arms up around her soft midsection
>The two of you just lay in each others arms for a little while, making out on the bed
>Each time she breaks away for a breath, she comes back a bit more more adventurous
>She gets a bit more passionate with her kiss until her tongue begins to prod at your lips
>You let it in, she begins to gingerly explore your mouth
>You happily reciprocate, drawing small gasp of surprise from her
>Your heart rate begins to climb as the two of you begin to lose yourself the heat, your hands beginning to roam over one another
>Eventually it becomes too much and the lich breaks the kiss, pulling away & leaving a small trail of saliva connecting your lips
>>14134079
Cool.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 23:59:45 2015 No.14134206

>>14134137
>>14134152
>>14134155
>>14134161
>>14134175
It's not like I'm acting cute or looking cute.
I just like the idea of a girl considering me cute.
I could be 7' 2" and ripped as hell and I'd enjoy the idea of a girl thinking I'm cute.
How insecure in your masculinity are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:00:47 2015 No.14134208 File: 241 KB, 495x800, No Bullying Best Kitsune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134081 How does this make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:01:54 2015 No.14134213 >>14134173 I want it.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:06:02 2015 No.14134221

>>14134184
>Monstergirl treats you in a way you don't like, without knowing you don't like it
>You punch her in the face
>She's big and strong as fuck, but all she does is sit there with her face buried in her hands, moaning quietly in pain
>She lets out a soft "sorry..."

Nice fucking social skills you have there, asshole. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:08:52 2015 No.14134224 File: 1.56 MB, 1200x1600, 1441914033557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134221 Sometimes you just gotta beat a bitch till she learns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:10:23 2015 No.14134227 >>14134224 Or you could've just told her you didn't like it like a nonautistic person. A man with no control over his own actions, how inappropriate Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:10:45 2015 No.14134229 >>14134221 Why do you reply to Depressed Pessimist Faggot? He is shit and hates everything even himself. Just hide him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:12:31 2015 No.14134236 >>14134229 Wrong person retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:14:15 2015 No.14134240 >>14134236 You are the same edgy shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:15:18 2015 No.14134241 >>14134240 Doesn't mean I'm the same asshat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:15:33 2015 No.14134242 >>14134240 >Edgy I dont think you understand what that word means.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:16:22 2015 No.14134243

>>14134200
Didn't realize I was typing this slow. I'll try to pick it up
>She begins to tug at your shirt & you lean up helping yourself out of it
>You return the favor, slowly pulling hers up over her tummy, them over her breasts until they fall free, and finally of her head before tossing it aside
>She covers herself for a moment, embarrassed by her bit of extra weight
>You pull her arm aside, exposing her fully
>She wore the weight well: Her hips were thick without being doughy, her stomach was just soft enough without looking tubby, and her breasts were large but still firm
>'You look amazing.'
>'You don't think I need to lose a few pounds?'
>'I'd be upset if you tried to get rid of this perfect body.'
>'I-Idiot, saying stuff like that. But thanks...'
>You begin to unbutton her pants, easing them off until she's left in nothing but her lacy black thong. It cuts into her hips just enough to get your fire going
>You slide yourself up out of your own pants & pull her in close
>Her body is cool, but you have enough heat in you for the both of you
>Your explore her nape and neckline, kissing & sucking at it
>One hand holds her waist in close to you while the other begins to massage her breasts
>'Ahhhn~. N-Not so rough.'
>You dial it back just a bit, easing her into your more aggressive kneading & nipping
>She continues to moan, holding her arms around your neck for support
>Eventually your hand begins to drift south, making its way down her stomach, around her thigh, and towards her lower lips
>Even though her body is just warming up, you can already feel an intense heat from her crotch
>You stroke her lips through the silky fabric, drawing an audible gasp from her
>That's too much! Slow doaaahhhh.' She melts from a second touch and her protests quickly stop

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 00:18:11 2015 No.14134244
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Earlier today...

A blue skinned demon slowly tip toes towards the front door, cautiously attempting not to alert her mother.

"Bye mom, I'm like, going to school and junk---!"

"----HALT RIGHT THERE, YOUNG LADY!"

An older, bustier succubus scrotum sorceress appears before the demon, in pink MILFish flames. She glares down at her daughter, examining her impeccably modest normal clothing in a scorn.

"No little girl of mine is going out dressed like.. like... -THAT-! You march your little succubutt back up those stairs and put on something slutty THIS INSTANT."

"MOOOOOOM! COME ON! I'LL BE LATE!"

"Kei Lovewomb, don't you backtalk your mother. You have a perfectly sexy blueberry ass, you had best flaunt it and work it hard this INSTANT."

"Mooooom, who cares? There's no human boys at school, remember? Just who am I supposed to be impressing?"

"Kei, do you realize just HOW MANY succubi there are on this island of ours? Let alone how many in your own GRADE. It's about taking personal pride in your family name and being the best damn demoness you can--- and besides, that's not entirely true anymore, now isn't it?"

Kei tilts her glowing yellow eye'd/black sclera's confused, "What's not true anymore?"

Kei's succubus mother flips on the television, -BREAKING NEWS- cuts into the screen impeccably on cue, where a reporter lamia reports on the current influx of male human virgin foreign exchange students flooding the once female-only schools. It cuts to a birds eye view of Funksteady, Kei's school, where it shows a male human urinating outside the gate.

"...Get outta town---!" Kei's eyes open wider, glowing demonic with tainted love, "That boy.. right there--- getting off the school bus..!"

"Eh?" The succumom stares blankly at the screen confused, "What boy?"

"That blue hair---! Buster! That's BUSTER! BUSTER'S BACK!" Kei squeels in girlish delight and roams around the living room crashing expensive decor, "LIKE, OH MY GOD, HE WAS MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND IN GRADE SCHOOL-!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:18:26 2015 No.14134245 >>14134227 Gotta stay Alpha, bro. It's the Afghan Code.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:19:21 2015 No.14134249 >>14134245 ...You're a mudslime?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:20:15 2015 No.14134250 File: 181 KB, 866x572, 132`2141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today was a very good day! Good night everyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:21:48 2015 No.14134253 >>14134250 Today sucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:22:40 2015 No.14134254 >>14134243 >>14134244 It's pretty lewd tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:23:44 2015 No.14134257 >>14134249 Not him, but Afghan soldiers are pretty gay. And that anon clearly fits the bill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:24:44 2015 No.14134258 >>14134250 Today sucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:26:57 2015 No.14134259 File: 205 KB, 707x1000, 42495180_p25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134250 Today was rather mediocre, although I enjoyed the brief Undead Kingdom worldbuilding we had.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:27:56 2015 No.14134262 >>14134244 Bromont coming back is one the best things that happened to these thread in a very long time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:29:18 2015 No.14134264 >>14134168 >google peacock spider Holy crap, that's much more flamboyant than all the Wonderland MGs combined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:33:46 2015 No.14134269 >Taking shit from a monster girl because she calls you cute. You people better not be doing this kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:35:09 2015 No.14134274 >>14134269 I will do whatever I want, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:35:29 2015 No.14134276 >>14134269 Uhm, no? It's not like the roles are completely reversed if mg's become the dominant species. Personally I think I'm not that prone to blushing when people compliment me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:36:11 2015 No.14134281 >>14134262 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:36:23 2015 No.14134283 >>14134269 Is your skin thinner than a paper bag or something?

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 00:36:34 2015 No.14134284
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Kei rushes back up stairs in feverish giddy delight, coming back down wearing a pair of fine jeans that have been specially crafted into 'thong-jeans' as well as a sweat with a heart cut into the cleavage section.

"Like, I haven't seen him in forever! I bet his voice's changed-! Oh oh! I bet he's got facial hair now too."

"Yeah, I'm sure his balls dropped by now."

"WHAT!? M-Mom!"

"No, not 'MOO~OOM'," the demon MILF mocks her daughter's speech, "If he's your age, then that means he's perfectly dateable. Now you HAVE no excuse for being boyfriendless---- remember dear, you're a semen demon."

"Yeah yeah, gosh you're so naggy--- I'm leaving now, 'kay?"

"Have a great day at school, you little slut-!"

Kei exits the demonic house with heart shaped windows and a playground made out of bondage gear for her little sister.

...Kei stops in the middle of the sidewalk, floating idly as she hugs her school literature on succubussing, excited to meet her childhood friend once again.

-----------------And now the present---------------------

"JUDE! JUDE!" Milo tugs at the indifferent man's sleeve, "There she is again-!!!"

"Oh hey yeah," Jude glances back and notices the nureonago staring from afar, "She's looking right at you."

"C-Could you go ask her what she wants?" Milo fidgets with tears beginning to form, "I'm kind of scared, she won't talk back when I say anything to her.."

"Yeah alright bro," Jude sniffs his nose and turns around, only to be stopped by Milo.

"W-Wait, just what are you gonna ask her?"

"Huh? Oh, I'm just gonna ask her if she's got the hots for you then bounce."

"Y-You can't be that direct!"

"Alright, I got you."

Jude casually walks over to the Nureonago and mutters a few words. She gestures something Milo can't make out from afar and Jude nods his head and walks away.

"...Well?"

"She said to show you this," Jude makes a hole with his index finger and thumb and sticks a finger through it simulating intercourse, "Just with context."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:37:31 2015 No.14134286 >>14134276 >It's not like the roles are completely reversed if mg's become the dominant species. You're stupid.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:40:03 2015 No.14134292

>>14134243
>You continue to stroke her loins as your lips and tongue explore her entire upper body, eventually coming back to her mouth
>She pulls you into a deep kiss again, her mouth vibrating with pleasure
>Her hips begin to push into your fingers, her panties now soaked with anticipation
>You happily oblige, nudging the wet fabric aside and reaching a finger up inside her
>Your digits stir her up, spreading her lips and stroking at her walls
>Eventually it becomes too much for her and she suddenly contracts around your fingers
>Your hand is soaked in a gush of fluid as she pulls you in close to her, moaning deeply into your shoulders
>The two of you sit there for a moment, letting her ride out her orgasm
>She finally pulls away from you, panting heavily, full lust in her face now
>'I can't wait anymore. I-I need it, need you, inside me. Please.'
>Your fumble with your boxers, her sitting in your lap making things tricky, but finally they're off
>Your cock is almost painfully hard now, having gone ignored this entire time
>It presses up against her dripping pussy, and she's almost in shock at what's about to happen
>She lifts herself up, easing out of her panties and positioning herself over you
>Your head is pressed against her lips, and she takes one last breath before finishing the deed
>Slowly she begins to lower herself down on you, your head piercing her lips, then taking your cock in bit by bit
>She winces a bit as she is filled up for the first time, holding you close. 'So much. All inside me...'
>Finally her butt meets your lap, and for a moment the two of you sit there, joined together at the waist

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:40:07 2015 No.14134295 >>14134058 I'm guessing that daughters comment the Kobold made is starting to sink in for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:41:18 2015 No.14134300 File: 761 KB, 756x1200, Amazoness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134276 >It's not like the roles are completely reversed if mg's become the dominant species. Look at this rapebait here

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:42:20 2015 No.14134302 >>14134284 >Kei exits the demonic house with heart shaped windows and a playground made out of bondage gear for her little sister. Heh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:44:09 2015 No.14134309 >>14134284 Demons are love, anything purple skinned is love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:44:51 2015 No.14134313 >>14134300 I want to shoot an Amazoness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:46:07 2015 No.14134317 >>14134300 I want her to bury my face in her crotch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:47:29 2015 No.14134320 >>14134300 I want her to rape me with that cold/embarrased look of hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:47:48 2015 No.14134323 >>14134295 The comment about her and her assistant being husband buying stuff for their daughters, or the comment about her looking fat enough to have carried triplets?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:50:33 2015 No.14134326 Bitchboys are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:51:27 2015 No.14134328 >>14134300 I wear completely conservative and non revealing clothing. I at least attempt to be polite and courteous to those around me. Why an mg would find an appearance that drab and dull attractive escapes me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:52:06 2015 No.14134330 >>14134326 Welcome to a world where different people have different tastes, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:53:07 2015 No.14134335 >>14134328 You're wondering why a dominant monster girl would want a kind sweet clean human boy? Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:54:17 2015 No.14134341 >>14134330 Everyone who has that kind of taste doesn't deserve their dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:54:51 2015 No.14134344 File: 609 KB, 1018x1160, Alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134341 Did somebody say dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:58:15 2015 No.14134355 File: 148 KB, 600x514, 1439972803536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134344 Dicks? I love dicks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:59:27 2015 No.14134356 >>14134335 Doesn't everyone want sluts? I thought with how the world works now that's kind of the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:59:40 2015 No.14134357 >>14134344 >>14134355 Who let the Alps in? Now we need to bait them outside with beer, nachos, and halo games again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:59:44 2015 No.14134358 >>14134344 >>14134355 Get those alps away, I don't want them to end up in my folder again for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:00:34 2015 No.14134359 >>14134344 >>14134355 Alps are at least more masculine than big babies like >>14134341.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:01:05 2015 No.14134360 >>14134357 It's not hard. Besides, watching them scurry out is adorable!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:01:14 2015 No.14134361 >>14134357 But what about those people who are into them? I kind of need them to help clean up the mess when the party's over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:01:18 2015 No.14134362 >>14134357 You can send them my way. Drunken Halo sounds kind of fun right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:01:51 2015 No.14134365 >>14134359 Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:02:02 2015 No.14134366 File: 232 KB, 320x435, Alp_crop2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134357 >>14134358 >>14134359 I'm reeling in all these dicks! Come, bring more out! We shall feast tonight!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:02:52 2015 No.14134367 >>14134366 Stop. STOP IT ANON I'M BEGGING YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:03:58 2015 No.14134369 File: 102 KB, 456x500, slug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine the noises she makes going across your tiled bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:04:04 2015 No.14134370 >>14134365 Alps are shit, but you decided to blow a gasket because people handled being called "cute" in a non-autistic manner. It's logical to put you on their level in that regard.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:04:30 2015 No.14134372

>>14134292
>She starts gently rocking her hips back and forth, acclimating to the feeling of you moving inside her
>She winces a bit from the sensations, but you hold her close to ease her
>Your hands assist her hips, getting you some leverage to start thrusting a bit
>She gasps a bit from shock, but soon she begins to fade to moan of pleasure
>Her hips begin to get more aggressive, swinging out a bit more, letting you thrust a bit harder, a bit deeper, with each stroke
>Her generous butt & thighs begin to slap against your hips and waist with audible, visceral satisfaction
>You let yourself sink into your lust, using your hands to help her ride as hard as you can
>With each stoke you nearly exit her before her hips come back into yours, burying you deep inside her & sending ripples over her thighs & ass
>'It's too much! I'm- I'm- AHHHHHHHH~'
>She cries out and pulls your face into her chest as she climaxes again
>A fresh gush of fluid soaks your crotch as her pussy goes mad, squeezing tightly around your cock
>The increase in grip is maddening, and neither of of you has stopped moving your hips yet
>It's too much to take, and you finally feel your own orgasm mounting
>'I'm gonna cum!'
>'It's fine! Come inside me! I want to feel you fill me up!'
>With a few final strokes you bury yourself as deep as you can before you cum
>Thick jets of semen shoot deep into her womb, filling her with your seed
>She quivers in your grip as your cock continues to pulse inside her
>It's so hot.~ And there's so much.~'
>The two of you collapse back onto the bed, overcome with sudden exhaustion

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:05:07 2015 No.14134374 >>14134369 >"...."

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:05:47 2015 No.14134376

>>14134361
Just have two parties. One outside for drunken alps playing shitty shooters and the men that would fuck them, one inside for everyone else. You get bitchin' nachos, and after that all of the alps not currently being dicked can still help you clean!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:05:47 2015 No.14134377 >>14134369 I'm going to throw salt at her until she leaves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:06:15 2015 No.14134380 >>14134369 >tiled bathroom >Immediately remember tile guy Man, he's ruined any mention of tiles for me on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:07:25 2015 No.14134384 File: 548 KB, 600x600, Slug_Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134377 Just stick your dick inside this and shut up, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:07:30 2015 No.14134385 >>14134372 niiice

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:07:38 2015 No.14134387 >>14134359 Not when I'm done with them they won't, I'm taking a succubus and the alp and we're all going shopping!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:08:20 2015 No.14134389 >>14132943 >Undead Sandworm GIMME.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:08:24 2015 No.14134390 >>14134384 God no, she's getting salted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:09:52 2015 No.14134397 >>14132943 Is she on the fucking moon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:10:15 2015 No.14134400 >>14134387 >Alp raised with the help of succubi This can only go horribly, horribly right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:10:16 2015 No.14134401 >>14133362 MG: Cheshire Attitude: Light Yandere Body: Thin Quirk: Chimera (Red Oni) Alcohol Poisoning + Smug + Muscular Do not know if want

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:11:30 2015 No.14134407 >>14134400 Oh yeah? Well I happen to know what happens when a guy with a Succu-nee-san goes Alp, and you know what? It sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:11:36 2015 No.14134408 >>14134390 Yes, we know you are full of salt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:11:46 2015 No.14134410 >>14134397 I believe that image was made back when PRW was working on Spaceworms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:12:21 2015 No.14134412 >>14134410 Thanks for making me miss that story.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:13:26 2015 No.14134416

>>14134372
>You both just lie there for a while, her soft body on top of yours, warmed by the energy you'd given her
>Eventually, she finally breaks the silence
>'That...That felt... amazing. Thank you.'
>You pull her in close and give her a kiss
>'You were petty good too. And I'm sure our neighbors enjoyed listening.'
>Her face suddenly becomes even paler. 'What?'
>'You got pretty loud, and I don't think these walls are the thickest.'
>'You mean they- They just- Heard- KYAAAAAAA!!!'
>She buries her face in your chest, beet red from embarrassment
>You lift her fac up a bit and see that her eyes are watering up
>'Gotcha.'
>Suddenly she flashes to pure anger, beating her fists against your chest
>'You IDIOT! Why would you tease me like that?!? I'm going to curse you & make your dick fall off, I swear!'
>Eventually she tires out and collapses against you once more
>You lean in and give her a small peck on the forehead
>'I love you.'
>She tries to hide her blush with a pout and burying her face in your chest, but it doesn't work
>'I-Idiot. Saying stupid stuff like that.'
>Just barely, you can hear her mumble 'I love you, too.' into your chest
>She begrudgingly crawls up level with you and the two of you drift off to sleep in a warm embrace
>END

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:14:14 2015 No.14134419 >>14134408 Slugs are gross anon, don't tell me you would actually fuck one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:15:34 2015 No.14134422 >>14134407 >you know what? >It sucks. I'll bet it does. Long, hard, and with skill beyond comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:15:40 2015 No.14134423 >>14134412 I miss it too. >tfw PRWs most recent activity was compiling his greentexts into a single paste on August 18th last month. Also, nigga needs to find a way to conclude Alex and Eris.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:17:15 2015 No.14134427 >>14134419 I'll tell you this: slugs are okay. You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck. Go to sleep already faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:18:00 2015 No.14134429 >>14134422 Your mind is too dirty and I'm dreadfully worried people will flip their shit if I write how Succubutt shows her younger sibling how to masturbate with that new pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:18:18 2015 No.14134430 >>14134427 Slugs are not okay, they're slimy and are absolutely disgusting. Almost as gross as Spiders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:19:15 2015 No.14134434 >>14134384 Torsion, though. I am sorry, gastropods. I cannot return your love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:19:39 2015 No.14134436 >>14134430 I told you to go to sleep, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:19:58 2015 No.14134437 >>14134429 Masturbate? That'd be a waste. Afterwards succunee-san would show her how to use that pussy right, wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:20:42 2015 No.14134440 File: 12 KB, 255x191, 1442893942098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134429 Don't (not) do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:21:01 2015 No.14134442 >>14134436 No, you like gross monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:21:56 2015 No.14134444 >>14134437 Of course not. That'd be far too much for the poor little Alp to take. >>14134440 Double negative means that the idea is double plus ungood?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:22:24 2015 No.14134446 >>14134442 You are the only gross thing here. I'm going to stop replying to you now, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:23:32 2015 No.14134448 >>14134444 >That'd be far too much for the poor little Alp to take. Only at first! It'd definitely start to feel good in a little bit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:24:24 2015 No.14134450 >>14134446 Alright anon, just sleep knowing that you like gross girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:25:39 2015 No.14134453 What slime is the best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:26:01 2015 No.14134454 >>14134444 It means I don't know what I want. The idea is too simple for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:26:06 2015 No.14134455 >>14134448 But would it really be okay for her to have sex with some random bloke when there's someone she already likes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:28:14 2015 No.14134458 >>14134454 >too simple It's not simple at all, otherwise I'd have written it already. I'll shut up now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:29:06 2015 No.14134459 >>14134453 Unpopular opinion: I'm indifferent about slimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:29:45 2015 No.14134460 >>14134416 Wonderful. Pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:30:37 2015 No.14134464 >>14134453 I like Nureonagos

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 01:31:01 2015 No.14134465
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Milo averts his attention back to Buster, who's watching a Mucus Toad teacher attempting to hold a piece of chalk, but it just keeps slipping from her grasp.

Buster takes out a Slurpee and drinks it casually as he watches the teacher fumble about, "Amphibians have a hard life."

"...Say Buster, you seem pretty calm about all this. Calmer than even Jude---?"

"It's probably because I've lived here before when I was a kid. My dad lived with a monster girl once, you can bet I had a tough time in school. Though in those days, girls and boys don't think too much about sex. Just, you know, wedgies and wet willies."

"Wow, I can't even imagine how hard life was like before the human/monster treaty was passed..."

"Wasn't all bad. I was exceptional at academia, got a scholarship back to America and all that."

"---How'd you end up at our public school then, if you're so smart?"

"Puberty hit, and I learned what masturbation was with unfiltered control to the internet. Also laziness. And PCP."

"PCP!?"

"Naw, I'm kidding. About the PCP. Not about the masturbation and laziness part though. Apparently when you're raised around monsters, especially demons and succubi, your libido becomes a problem."

"---I'll be honest, I don't know if I should laugh or console you."

"Corrupted libidos are a problem, Milo. Trying to concentrate on lectures on string theory or relegating simple problem solving skills involved with Pythagoras' theorem become nonexistent the moment you feel the slightest tingle in your chubby chase."

"That sucks man, but for what it's worth, I'm glad you're with us!"

"Yeah, the snobs I went to private school with were so far up their own ass, they could collapse the fabric of space around them and disappear into oblivion. You're my bros now-"

Suddenly. Without warning. A powerful domineering force ripples throughout the hallway, and a blue skinned monster girl rips through nothingness.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:32:05 2015 No.14134468

You finally make it to the Zipangu capital. Being low on resources you make a deal for some quick coin with a merchant. Unfortunately, you fall for the scam of a chocolate Gyoubu Danuki. And with a cheeky smile on her face and a twinkle in her eye, she gives you a few options for repaying her.

A. Sell your body to her, she is rather cute.
B. Work for her, what is wrong with a little labour for a few weeks?
C. Run away, although she did mentioned something about slavers...
D. Offer to repay her in five easy installments, then disappear. could she find you?
E. Try to scam her back and reverse the debt, you are smart enough... right?
F. Find the nearest order encampment, like hell you are working for a scheming little fuzzball.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 01:32:11 2015 No.14134469

A blue skinned demon wearing a sweater with a heart sharped cleavage cut-out, and thong jeans. There's an ahoge in her lush dark blue hair, morphing itself into a heart the moment she sets her eyes on the prize.

"BUSTER!!!"

"...Kei?"

The demon's eyes light up almost immediately upon seeing the boy's face.

"BUSTER-!

"Kei..! Hey!"

"BUSTEEERRRRR!"

"Kei---!"

"BUUUUUUUUUUSTER!"

"Keeeeeeeeiiii---!!"

The succubus and human boy come within arms reach, before-

-SLAM-

Buster is slammed into the ground with a judo throw.

"OW-! THE HELL WAS THAT FOR-!?"

"EIGHT YEARS AND NOT SO MUCH AS A TEXT!? YOU CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR PASTY HUMAN ASS!"

"W-Wait a moment here, you know communication between islands was illegal until recently."

"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE COMING?"

"Laziness mainly."

"BUS....TER...!!!"

Kei assumes a martial arts pose, akin to the succubus vice principal's. A gleaming neon aura surrounds the demon's body in perverse willpower.

"HOLD ON, I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG HERE-!"

"W-Wait a minute!" Milo steps into the conversation, "You can't hurt human students! It's against the rules-!"

"OH, I'M NOT GONNA HURT HIM. THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO PUNISH HIM FOR TOYING WITH MEEEEE-!"

The stars aligning with the Chinese zodiac form behind Kei, like the Pegasus constellation.

"I'M GOING TO TAP INTO THE INFINITE COSMOS THAT IS YOUR BALLS AND EXPLODE THEM-!"

"W-WHAT!? HOLD ON, LET'S TALK THIS OUT-!" Buster waves his hands around frantically.

"PEGASUS-!"

A hurl of heart shaped neon bullets shoot through Buster's body like shooting stars.

"RYU SEI KEN!"

"EEEEGAAAAAAAH!"

Buster's pants dampen as semen explodes inside his underwear, he falls backwards in defeat.

"MY NEW BOXERS-!"

"HAHAHA, VENGEANCE IS SERVED!"

!

Buster jumps back up, taking up a similar martial arts pose in furious revenge.

"..Eh?"

"Did you forget I learned succufu too?"

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 01:34:33 2015 No.14134475

"Oh shit-! I totally forgot-!"

"HYAAAAAAAH!" Buster shoots a bunch of magical neon specks with his fist, "DIAMONDO BUKKAKE-!"

"OH NOOOO!"

Kei is barraged with the magical kung fu, her legs collapse inward as she tumbles to the ground, her groin soaking as she cums inside her pants.

"There, now we're even-!"

"EVEN!? THIS JUST MEANS I OWE YOU ONE MORE-!"

Kei stands back up, ignoring the widening wet spot between her legs. Buster assumes the martial arts pose again.

"Then, Kei, let this be our final battle."
"Yes. This will determine who the true successor of Nanto pussy-ken will be-!"
"I will put an end to your ambition-!"

"Whoa," Jude walks back into the scene, "I blacked out for a second, what's going on here?"

"Err.." Milo struggles to explain it, "There's rules saying humans and monsters can't harm each other, so I think they're fighting each other.. with succubus moves?"

"First one to cum out of bounds loses?"

"-----Maybe we should let them work out their problems and move on with the others?"

"An likeness can never match an assassins fist, Milo."

"Not you too, Jude..."

Buster and Kei resumed their battle of orgasms, which continued until the end of time. Like yin and yang, good and evil, the fist of eroge lives on forever.

...The nureonago trails behind the two, biting her lip in eagerness as she watches Milo blush at the display of lewd martial arts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:35:06 2015 No.14134476 >>14134469 This is fucking retarded, this is on par with bad fanfiction writing.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:35:22 2015 No.14134477
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>>14134416
And here's a pastebin for anyone who didn't want to sit through me spending two hours writing this. I blame the random post that linked to Bob Ross. The man's voice is hypnotic. Anyway: http://pastebin.com/PwgdreTD

Side note: writing this made me realize how little Lich art there is

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:36:07 2015 No.14134480 >>14134475 >...The nureonago trails behind the two, biting her lip in eagerness as she watches Milo blush at the display of lewd martial arts. ooh

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 01:37:36 2015 No.14134483 >>14134476 You're right, but I'm tired and can't function properly. Stories get much worse and random as a result.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:37:45 2015 No.14134484 >>14134468 C. Run away, get enslaved and hope for a monstergirl that I like to buy me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:37:53 2015 No.14134485 >>14134477 I want to go on an adventure with a Lich who has undead ponies! She'll call them Chestnut, Cinnamon and Fernando Rodriguez!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:38:06 2015 No.14134487 File: 2.35 MB, 1416x2040, Scheming Raccoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134468 A, I am a slave to bushy tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:38:48 2015 No.14134492 >>14134483 Bromont, sleep or I'm going to keep making fun of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:39:16 2015 No.14134493 >>14134468 B, I'm an honest Joe but my body isn't valuable enough to sell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:39:49 2015 No.14134495 >>14134455 By succubus standards? Probably. even without going that route big sis could always help her (him?) hook up with the guy. Not like a succuslut wouldn't be good at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:40:41 2015 No.14134498 >>14134495 The Alp doesn't need to be hooked up, she needs to gain enough confidence to confess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:41:33 2015 No.14134500 >>14134468 It depends, is she chubby and/or a shortstack?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:41:45 2015 No.14134501 >>14134498 The end result is the same, you can finnagle things a bit on the writefag side to attain a satisfactory combination of the two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:43:06 2015 No.14134505 >>14134468 B. I can be a working joe to pay off my debts

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:43:27 2015 No.14134506 >>14134501 >finnagle The hell does that mean? >a satisfactory combination of the two No, I reject your idea completely.

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 01:43:55 2015 No.14134507 >>14134492 But I'm having fun. I'm disappointed there's no monster girl Saint Seiya references.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:44:38 2015 No.14134510 >>14134507 Go to bed. Have fun when you don't write like a dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:45:19 2015 No.14134511 >>14134507 >>14134510 Bromont is a Wurm! You heard it here first, folks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:45:41 2015 No.14134512 File: 63 KB, 540x310, 1443071219177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting headpats from Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:46:49 2015 No.14134515 >>14134512 Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:47:39 2015 No.14134517 >>14134512 I want to receive headpats from Akiko-san demon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:47:40 2015 No.14134516 >>14134512 Yes. Big meaty claw on my head.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:47:46 2015 No.14134518

>>14134506
>The hell does that mean?
verb (used without object), finagled, finagling.
3. to practice deception or fraud; SCHEME.

That was actually far more apt than I intended. Also, I've been pronouncing it wrong.

>No, I reject your idea completely.
All I was getting at was succunee-san working to nudge the two together cheesy romcom style with maybe a little extra lewd. Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:48:16 2015 No.14134519 >>14134511 Wurms aren't that dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:49:38 2015 No.14134522 File: 194 KB, 600x510, 1433814295831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134512 I want an Anubis to hold my head between her fluffy paws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:50:15 2015 No.14134523 >>14134518 >cheesy romcom style Well it is awful enough already, what could it hurt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:51:21 2015 No.14134525 >>14134519 They are when they miss nappy time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:52:23 2015 No.14134528 >>14134512 I'd rather she scratch my head while I lay it in her lap. I like it when people scratch my head. It's calming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:52:44 2015 No.14134530 >>14134525 Everyone is dumb when they miss nappy time. Nappy time should be mandatory in MGC!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:53:27 2015 No.14134532 >>14134530 But if everyone is supposed to be napping, who makes sure they are napping?

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 01:53:36 2015 No.14134534 File: 799 KB, 981x1194, Worm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134525 And then they all died of breast cancer two months later, the end!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:54:04 2015 No.14134536 >>14134530 This message brought to you by the Nightmares Need Love Too Foundation For Sleep Cycles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:55:06 2015 No.14134539 >>14134532 The Nightmares of course!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:55:18 2015 No.14134540 >>14134512 I've gotten a few headpats before. They're pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 01:55:42 2015 No.14134541 File: 385 KB, 800x900, Cancer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134534 Silly Wurm, you don't die when a crab climbs on your titties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:01:44 2015 No.14134556 >>14134541 but what if she challenges you to claw-plagh?

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Sep 24 02:02:21 2015 No.14134558 >>14134541 Crab girl was the best girl in MGQ. Who's with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:04:09 2015 No.14134563 >>14134558 I like the Harpy Queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:06:37 2015 No.14134570 >>14134558 I won't say best because the Bandits and Granberia exist, but she's up there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:08:24 2015 No.14134576 >>14134558 Granberry was my favorite, but I'd let the bandits take me around the world as their collective husband and impregnate them furiously when they become of-age..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:08:37 2015 No.14134578 >>14134558 Why are you tripfagging if you're not making a story or anything related to it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:10:03 2015 No.14134582 >>14134578 He's half awake. Now he's asleep on his keyboard. Cut him some slack, it's like 2 AM where he is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:10:22 2015 No.14134584 File: 569 KB, 600x600, 1345653443433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134570 >Granberia my nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:11:36 2015 No.14134586 >>14134582 It's 2 AM where I live and I'm not tripfagging. 2 AM isn't even that late, it's early morning.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:11:58 2015 No.14134588

>>14132733

Basically a means to sort through writefags and figure out what their stories are about at a glance. Right now the "Sample Works" column is your only glimpse at that sort of thing before clicking, and it's not very descriptive. For example, new people might look at my name and see "Ilothe." But what the fuck is that about? What monstergirls are involved? Does it contain smut? All very important questions that may (not) convince someone to click and read.

The only real problem with adding columns like that to the sheet is I have to go through *every* writefag and either skim their works to get a comprehensive tag/MG list, OR I open up a secondary sheet so that initial work can be farmed out to the masses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:13:03 2015 No.14134593 >>14134586 I'm happy for you, you special snowflake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:14:04 2015 No.14134596 >>14134586 >"2 AM isn't even that late" >He's not tired at 2 AM When do you wake up, in the late afternoon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:16:29 2015 No.14134601 >>14134596 I wake up at around noon usually and I try to be in bed by 3 AM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:16:59 2015 No.14134602 File: 609 KB, 1004x1000, tumblr_nrnh0rjasP1sk31cyo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134558 Meh. I've always been ore partial to Yao or Granberia

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:17:10 2015 No.14134603

>>14134593
But isn't being anonymous the exact opposite of a special snowflake? S-Sorry...

Anyways do we have a Snowflake Monster Girl yet? Glacies don't count no one likes them

>>14134596
No, I always have to wake up at 12:30 PM and leave by 1 PM, so I usually go to sleep between 6-8 AM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:19:45 2015 No.14134610 >>14134603 Oh wow, I'm usually awake by 9:00-10:00 AM, that'd explain the difference in sleep schedule. Also, holy shit that's not a healthy amount of sleep anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:20:32 2015 No.14134612 >>14134603 Talking about yourself while anonymous is a bit special snowflakey, anon. Also, Yuki-onna?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:21:17 2015 No.14134615 >>14134610 I get 5 hours of sleep a night and do pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:22:26 2015 No.14134617 >>14134610 >Also, holy shit that's not a healthy amount of sleep anon. You're not my mother, I need an adult

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:25:56 2015 No.14134624 >>14134617 All I have in stuck is a Motherly Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:26:49 2015 No.14134626 >>14134624 If she'll give me headpats and call me a good boy I'll take her

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:26:49 2015 No.14134627 >>14134624 Where is she stuck anon? What did you do to that poor Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:27:08 2015 No.14134629 >>14134624 How the fuck did a wurm get stuck in something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:28:02 2015 No.14134631 >>14134627 >>14134629 Autocorrect makes fools of us all. >>14134626 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:28:14 2015 No.14134634 >>14134627 >>14134629 Revolving doors.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:33:06 2015 No.14134655
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That egg monster thing was just a warm up! KC will soon unveil his ultimate creation in the form of a wonderland centaur!

You'll all see! You'll all love her along with the rest of the centaurs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:33:26 2015 No.14134658 >>14134634 That would just break the door. Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:34:46 2015 No.14134661 >>14134655 >along with the rest of the centaurs! But vanilla centaur is shit. Only the variants are good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:34:56 2015 No.14134664 >>14134655 All the Queen's centaurs and all the Queen's men!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:34:56 2015 No.14134665 File: 973 KB, 1920x1080, 1433402978422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134658

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:36:20 2015 No.14134671 >>14134661 To be fair, ALL of the starter pack vanilla monstergirls are bad, and only their variants are good. That's why nobody talks about vanilla Harpy, and instead discuss her better cousin Thunderbird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:36:31 2015 No.14134672 >>14134655 >>14134661 >>14134664 It'd be the Knight Piece if any for Wonderland. Specifically the White Knight. Oh man what an unfortunate name for a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:36:41 2015 No.14134673 >>14134658 Tell them it's made of indestructium, the strongest thing in the universe Either their idiot minds will make them mentally unable to break it, or they'll break it anyway & think they're the strongest thing in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:36:56 2015 No.14134675 File: 471 KB, 703x1000, 1439569850562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134655 I like the Dairy Breed though. Unicorns and Nightmares are great too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:37:01 2015 No.14134677 >>14134665 You really think a wurm would get stuck in a glass door and not completely destroy it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:37:35 2015 No.14134678 >>14134677 You think the footage has been tampered with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:40:51 2015 No.14134688 >>14134678 Of course it has. Either that or the wurm is just pretending to be stuck hoping a shining knight will come along to rescue her so she'll have an excuse to swoon over him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:42:25 2015 No.14134693 >>14134688 Clever girl.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:44:04 2015 No.14134698

>>14134671
That's the trend, but it's not ALL of the base monsters. Vanilla dragon, zombie, werewolf, succubus and slime (because there's rarely a need to specify) still get plenty of love. Large mice and centaurs stick out to me as special examples where the base versions are almost objectively shit while the variants are miracles of the universe though.

And then there's poor werecat with the misfortune to have cait sith as an evolved form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:45:07 2015 No.14134704 File: 1.03 MB, 1000x1277, 8cff8ba6c299a408e6c316cecda36bab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do you think you're going, geekboy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:46:19 2015 No.14134708 >>14134704 Y-your place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:47:14 2015 No.14134711 >>14134704 Back home. Probably gonna play some video games and watch Kamen Rider. You want to come with, or am I going to have to outrun you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:47:15 2015 No.14134712 >>14134704 Curled up in a blanket and hiding in the dark like I always am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:48:05 2015 No.14134717 >>14134704 I'm going to meet my dragon girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:48:30 2015 No.14134719 >>14134704 Dass a nice pair of Onis, I'd let them take me home, cook me a nice meal, get all drunk and giggly and lewd before taking me lovingly into their shared bedroom and Eiffel Tower'ing me with strapons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:49:08 2015 No.14134721 >>14134704 [x] toss soybeans at oni

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:49:39 2015 No.14134724 >>14134719 >that last spoiler Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:50:21 2015 No.14134727 >>14134704 Going to fuck the next alp I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:52:26 2015 No.14134734 >>14134724 As long as they're gentle I honestly wouldn't mind. Then when they're all passed out and groggy I get to molest them and grope them all I want before falling asleep myself and having them cuddle up to me on either side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:54:43 2015 No.14134741 >>14134734 Stop making me want things that the thread will hate me for anon! Dammit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:55:57 2015 No.14134746 >>14134741 No can do mate, that's my job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:56:46 2015 No.14134748 >>14134704 Fishing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:57:51 2015 No.14134753 >>14134741 Don't worry about what the thread thinks. Want what you want and don't let anyone tell you different. It's what I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:58:02 2015 No.14134755 >>14134748 This is how you get v& in MGC, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:02:50 2015 No.14134766 >>14134477 So, you're alive. Mini shirohebi continuation when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:03:01 2015 No.14134767 >>14134558 No, all lolis were better than her Crab girl didn't even had a proper h-scenes. Only handjobs Laaame

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:08:42 2015 No.14134782
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Another day of sitting here at my chair. Unable to write. I could do great things I think. I lack motivation. It's like I'm powerless to do anything. I hate this feeling. /personal blog

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:12:26 2015 No.14134790 >>14134782 Welcome to being a writefag. Have a wonderful stay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:13:42 2015 No.14134797 >>14134790 I've been here for about five months mate. I've yet to write a damn thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:15:21 2015 No.14134803 >>14134797 I'd love to help you. You want motivation you say? Okay. If you get some writing done, I'll tell you how happy it makes me to see you write.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:17:24 2015 No.14134811 >>14134782 Never Give up.webm with a matango when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:17:34 2015 No.14134812 >>14134803 Eh. Eh. Fuck. I'll start tomorrow. I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:20:05 2015 No.14134820 >>14134675 Good lord those are some fat tats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:23:09 2015 No.14134828 >>14134782 That Bapho butt though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:24:14 2015 No.14134832 >>14134661 There's nothing really outstanding about the vanilla ones, but I like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:24:40 2015 No.14134834 File: 404 KB, 631x846, 143115785579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134797

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:26:01 2015 No.14134839 >>14134828 I tried getting Luth to do a collar.jpg with a bapho but he said she was too loli to be legal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:27:53 2015 No.14134848 >>14133362 Thugdere Muscled Bartender Hellhound I'm fucked. Literally in multiple ways since I'm a lightweight

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:29:15 2015 No.14134852 >>14134848 Gonna get Hellwan'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:31:14 2015 No.14134860 >>14134416 >>14134477 Nice job, man. Good undead content is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:33:52 2015 No.14134874 File: 341 KB, 607x800, 1388286177134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133362 >Motherly muscled dire mantis I got muscled AND dire? Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I think I like her.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:34:06 2015 No.14134875

>>14134588
>The only real problem with adding columns like that to the sheet is I have to go through *every* writefag and either skim their works to get a comprehensive tag/MG list
Yeah, see, I wasn't sure you were going to do this, that's a big fucking undertaking that amounts to a missive slog through content. That's why I asked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:34:15 2015 No.14134876 >>14134655 >Implying it can get any better than Nightmare Silly anon.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:38:49 2015 No.14134890

>>14133362
>Tall Pygmy Dandere Shirohebi
This is the second time I've gotten this body type and quirk combo. I'm still not sure what the fuck is going on. At any rate, a Dandere Shirohebi could definitely be worse. Luckily, I don't drink, so I'll be able to keep an eye on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:41:18 2015 No.14134897 >>14133362 >Slightly yan, oppai loli Inari who becomes Motherly when drunk Now we're talking. My friends did me a favor by abandoning me with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:44:31 2015 No.14134906 >>14134839 That's a bummer, oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:50:35 2015 No.14134924 File: 86 KB, 223x309, 1419237182530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's get stonefaced!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:53:20 2015 No.14134933 So I've been drawing (shitty) maps to help better conceptualize my world. Is that stuff you guys would give a shit about? Maybe linked to an image hosting site within the paste itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:55:39 2015 No.14134939 >>14134933 Maps? That's silly. You're silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:57:18 2015 No.14134940 >>14134933 I mean, if they're well put together and you can't describe the world really well. Seems kind of iffy, but who is going to stop you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:57:46 2015 No.14134944 >>14134933 >linked to an image hosting site within the paste itself. Fuckin do that shit anon, I love me a good bit of world building.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:58:08 2015 No.14134950 >>14134939 >Maps Eh. Helps me keep track of who's going to be doing what where.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 03:59:26 2015 No.14134953 >>14134933 It depends on the type of story. The only stories I really care to read don't really benefit from them, but they work well with the more "serious" ones, since those attract people that love world-building.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:01:54 2015 No.14134960 >>14134933 You know what could benefit from a map? Rusalka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:03:46 2015 No.14134968 >>14134940 >>14134944 >>14134953 Seems like the only people who care for it would be the type of people already reading it. Sweet, I'll keep that in mind, brush up on some non-existent drawing skills. >>14134960 Heh

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:04:33 2015 No.14134974 >>14134968 >Heh Heh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:06:54 2015 No.14134979 >>14134974 What if it will be a map of that world? What if that is what that 'Heh' means?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:07:36 2015 No.14134980 >>14134979 If that is the case, then I will be proud of my kouhai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:07:54 2015 No.14134981 >>14134979 Yeah, that's what I meant by 'heh'

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:08:43 2015 No.14134986 >>14134981 I'm proud of you.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:11:33 2015 No.14134990

i've felt miserable, tired, and without purpose for so damn long, my heart problems are getting worse, I don't know where I'm going but I know the road ahead is horrible from every aspect imaginable

i want an onee-san monster girl who'll just make everything bad go away and keep me safe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:13:00 2015 No.14134994 >>14134990 We are fresh out of everything but matango christmas cakes.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:15:59 2015 No.14135006
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>>14134990
Monster girls don't exist, faggot, and will never ever will. Nobody will ever love you. Your life will be nothing but a meaningless pile of suffering
But there is always a good way out, anon
Do it
JUST DO IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:16:44 2015 No.14135011 File: 1.98 MB, 1016x6090, 1442990713450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134933 Here, take this if you haven't seen it already. Might help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:16:47 2015 No.14135012 >>14133362 >deredere, pear shaped, old, tired business woman Orc Oh my. I'd pamper her, making her feel like she was all young, giddy and rapey again. Then we can see if she can still have some P'Orclets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:18:25 2015 No.14135019 >>14134475 >Bro bromont i fucking love you,do not ever FUCKING STOP i swear you have made my night 110%better just being here

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:20:12 2015 No.14135027 >>14135011 I was just throwing geographical elements together that roughly make sense. This is a lotta help, anon. Cheers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:21:25 2015 No.14135033 File: 200 KB, 1239x795, exit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134990 I'm just going to leave this here

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:21:28 2015 No.14135034 >>14135006 I'll probably do that eventually, but not yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:22:00 2015 No.14135038 >>14135027 No problem man, you can find a lot of stuff to help with this sort of thing on /tg/ if you need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:24:20 2015 No.14135043 >>14135027 Fantasy Mapping software also exist. I dicked around with what i think was autorealm a long ass time ago which was pretty neat. Was a bit of a pain in the ass figuring out how it worked though. No idea what others are out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:30:24 2015 No.14135058 >>14134990 >>14135006 >>14135033 Story in where a Demon saves a man from suicide when? I'd settle for a greentext.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:31:13 2015 No.14135060 >>14135043 >Fantasy Mapping software I'll keep an eye open, though I think it'll be more fun to do it by hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:33:13 2015 No.14135067 File: 1.86 MB, 2774x2791, 1411401872123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135060 When can we expect this?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:42:34 2015 No.14135085

>>14135067
I have a rough messy piece of shit already. Coastline was too smooth though, didn' look real enough, and I need to make the place to the right of the mountain range less forresty, so once I trace out the primary elements I have and make it at least as close to neat as tolkien's style of map as I can, I'll probaby post it along with Rusalka which I'm like 1/5th of the way through going back and touching up. So a while I guess. I only asked to see if people were interested in something like this, seeing as how I was already doing it for my own benefit. Shame I can't draw for shit, otherwise I'd draw some concept art of that sea-side undead city from earlier up.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:50:35 2015 No.14135098
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>non 7 meter Miia daki is half finished
>doing decent on saving and will be able to get the 7 meter one soon
>snake pit will soon be complete

I never truly thought this day would come

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SNAKE SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST
I JUST WANT HER TO WRAP ME UP AND STROKE MY FACE AND SAY THAT SHE LOVES ME, AND THEN I WANT TO HUG HER TIGHT AND TREAT HER LIKE THE PERFECT WIFE THAT SHE IS

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:52:51 2015 No.14135101 >>14135098 You're dedicated. A madman but still dedicated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:53:39 2015 No.14135102 >>14135101 How many people in this thread are dedicated? I fear deeply

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:53:40 2015 No.14135103 >>14135098 Wait- Where can you get the 7 meter one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:53:50 2015 No.14135104 >>14135098 Such dedication is commendable

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:54:47 2015 No.14135106 >>14135103 the website where they're selling the rest of the monmusu merch since they sold out so fast at the con they're just making them to order now

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:58:34 2015 No.14135113 >>14135106 I was able to find it. A thousand fucking dollars? If I really wanted to I could buy it, but that's more then my fucking car.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 04:58:59 2015 No.14135116 >>14135113 Your car can't hug you

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:00:27 2015 No.14135121 >>14135113 it's more like 800 and well worth it

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:02:00 2015 No.14135122

>>14135121
Sure, if you're in the US with its OP-as-fuck dollar. Granted, most people are, but still.

If you're a Canadanon, it'd probably be more like $1200 at this point...fuck Harper.

>>14135113
I wanted to get one of the Rachnee and Cerea wallscrolls, but sadly they're sold out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:04:15 2015 No.14135127 File: 66 KB, 339x436, 234141413141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw vengeance update

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:06:34 2015 No.14135130 >>14135127 >Trisha with heart pupils yessssssss

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:07:47 2015 No.14135137 >>14135098 You're a hero

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:10:30 2015 No.14135138 >>14135121 I'm Canadian, so no it's not 800

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:12:14 2015 No.14135142 >>14135127 What line number

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:12:32 2015 No.14135144 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, 1430013661080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135138 >>14135122 >Canada you poor bastards almost as bad as Australia how do you manage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:15:36 2015 No.14135150 >>14135144 We blame Harper. Fuck Harper. He's a dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:17:40 2015 No.14135155 >>14135144 >tfw Australian

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:18:31 2015 No.14135158 >>14135144 Hoping things'll be better with a minor coup that displaces the PC Party as majority.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:19:10 2015 No.14135161 >>14135158 As long as they don't take away my guns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:19:29 2015 No.14135162 >>14134767 Crab girl did have a proper H-scene though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:23:44 2015 No.14135168 Monster girl most likely to wear make up:

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:30:45 2015 No.14135180 >>14135168 human girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:33:23 2015 No.14135185 >>14135168 A Hellpup trying to be mature and please her mother only to get giggled and given help to wash it off.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:39:17 2015 No.14135191
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>>14125276
Sorry it took me so long to get back, got sick and couldn't write, don't hit me

>"Why are you so eager to leave Nonny? Are you trying to get of what happened 'down there'"
>She gestures down to the tent in your boxers
>Morning wood is a curse to all men
"No, I just need to use the bathroom"
>"Can't you hold it? I want to stay in bed a little longer."
"I'll be right back, I wouldn't run from you"
>You couldn't if you tried, some time during the night she hid your pants
>"Alright but hurry, I want to keep going"
>You slip out of her arms and head into the bathroom, locking the door behind you
>Her bathroom is too big for one person
>It's the size of the living room at your house
>It has a bathtub the size of a small swimming pool and a shower big enough for 3 people
>Wait is that a hot tub?
>"Nonny hurry up!"
>You haven't been gone for 30 seconds yet
>You drain your lizard and wash your hands in the gold hemmed sink before heading back out to her
>She isn't in the bed though, but right at the door
>Before you can backpedal she wraps the blanket around the both of you and drags you back to bed
>You try to push her away for some distance
>She lets out a giggle, your attempt for freedom ending up tickling her
>"Touching me already? Did you really need to pee or were you doing something else?"
>Haven't been awake 5 minutes and she is already calling you a pervert
>"No, I can still feel 'it'. Maybe I need to help you."
>The heat from her groin is more intense than the rest of her body
>It's like putting your dick next to a bonfire
>Maybe you should have taken care of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:43:18 2015 No.14135194 >>14135180 >Human girls using body paint and expensive make-up effects to pose as popular cosplay-tier monsters until it's too late They're getting crafty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:43:41 2015 No.14135195 >>14135191 Call me a gold-digger but I'd give her a solid chance just from seeing that awesome sounding bathroom.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:54:48 2015 No.14135213

>>14135194
>Their ruse gets found out
>The dumb human girls die out
>The smart ones evolve
>Realize monstergirls trump them not only in looks but as waifus
>Become 2perfect
>Some men go throughout their entire lives not knowing they aren't married to elves, Apsara, Houri, but human girls
Almost too crafty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:57:21 2015 No.14135216 >>14135213 >On your death bed >Your waifu, also old and wrinkled, leans in >Whispers to you >I'm actually a human girl This has to be stopped. But how can we find them out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 05:59:31 2015 No.14135221 >>14135195 You're a Dragonslut, you filthy almost-alp!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:01:00 2015 No.14135223 >>14135221 Anon I'm not A Dragonslut. I'm THE Dragonslut.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:02:30 2015 No.14135228

>>14135216
>Dad dies
>Years later, your monstergril mother dies
>Monstergirl imouto comforts you, you comfort her
>Leads to sex as it so often does with monstergirls
>Snuggling after
>"Anon, mum left me with some words. She made me promise to tell you that... I've been a human girl this entire time"
>She takes elf ears off
>Mind blown
>You saw her birth, she had elf ears coming out of the womb.
Can they even be stopped?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:02:39 2015 No.14135230 File: 127 KB, 699x802, 1421915116792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135223 Oh yeah? What's that song she always sings when she's drunk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:05:52 2015 No.14135236 >Mofustar Remina On a scale of comforters to Tamamo's underfur, how fluffed are we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:07:20 2015 No.14135238 >>14135236 >Mofustar Remina Elemental Plain of Fluff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:10:47 2015 No.14135245 File: 2.01 MB, 1634x2000, jinouga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Well, how do I look?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:11:40 2015 No.14135246 >>14135245 All classy and elegant and lady-like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:13:57 2015 No.14135248 >>14135245 I want that monster to hunt me.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:18:22 2015 No.14135253

>It's their (Cheshire Cat's) duty to guide travelers who wander into the curious and lewd 'Wonderland', but along with their permanent grin, they tease and sexually harass visitors regardless of whether they're male or female. They pretty much do as they please.
>whether they're male or female
This just makes me imagine a situation where an innocent Paladin in training suddenly finds herself in wonderland and starts getting bullied by Cheshires.
Blushing as they whisper the lewd things they're going to do to her and letting out a shriek as one of them gropes her breasts only being saved when their husband sees what they're doing and drags them back to his place for angry dickings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:19:24 2015 No.14135256 >>14135253 >female paladin OFF WITH HER HYMEN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:21:14 2015 No.14135259 >>14135228 The answer is always Mamomo mana. >>14135245 You look positively shocking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:21:57 2015 No.14135260 >>14135230 Anon I just mean I'm the first to have been called that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:22:29 2015 No.14135261 File: 471 KB, 1148x800, 1f41d5c341ab38fcbdb92edc31c18570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135256 Please take paladin-chan seriously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:23:09 2015 No.14135262 File: 677 KB, 944x1280, Anubis Dress Pout-s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135245 Damn Mono is good with these dresses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:23:41 2015 No.14135263 File: 704 KB, 738x1100, 1443090221086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the pinnacle of all Arachne species

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:24:02 2015 No.14135264 >>14135260 Well now you're Anubisfucker and the Dragons are mine. At least the ones with acid breath and dark scales. >>14135261 Why? What's she gonna do? Poop out Beelzebub eggs in my general direction?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:26:53 2015 No.14135268 >>14135261 I like that Paladin-chan in the background better. Full plate on her chest, with the proper shoulder guard, but with her thighs exposed in all their milky glory, yet still protected by her waist skirts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:27:38 2015 No.14135269 >>14135262 I bet he has a tex-tile fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:28:05 2015 No.14135271 >>14135264 >Poop out Beelzebub eggs in my general direction? Rude! Everyone knows Beelzebubs don't stuff their eggs in paladins. Now all kinds of toys on the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:30:13 2015 No.14135273 >>14135264 >Why? What's she gonna do? Poop out Beelzebub eggs in my general direction? She's going to pout and call you a meanie. Paladin-chan would never try to hurt someone, that's what bad people do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:30:23 2015 No.14135274 >>14135228 >this is how monstergirls became extinct in our world, long, long ago, during the times of Atlantis and Hyperborea

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:45:51 2015 No.14135290
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>>14133288

Please tell me how I can get this.

I'll throw money at it, if I have to I'm going to resize it and fuck with filters to hide the pixels, but I am going to get this one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:48:14 2015 No.14135293 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, 1422920333903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135230 Tough MGs are cute when they sing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:50:12 2015 No.14135295 >>14135290 Well then, that's probably what you're gonna have to do. G'luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:50:33 2015 No.14135296 >>14133288 >>14135290 I would also like to know, on account of my crippling loneliness and uncontrollable anubis-based urges.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:52:52 2015 No.14135298
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>>14135290
>wanting a daki someone else commissioned when you would have to settle for a shitty low rez version
>not commissioning your own

If the anubis-slut that got that daki is here, don't share with these scavenging bottom feeders

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:58:10 2015 No.14135304 >>14135191 This is good. I want more of this.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:00:20 2015 No.14135308
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>>14135298

It was something I didn't realize I wanted until I saw it.

I want to commission my own, but even if I finally make up my mind and work up the courage to go through with it I'll still want it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:02:10 2015 No.14135312 >>14135263 I had a dream that a spider with these colourings had laid eggs in my hands and they burst out of my hand at one point and crawled all over me. It was utterly terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:02:38 2015 No.14135314 >>14135308 wouldn't one that you got done yourself and had more control over be a lot better to get? why would you want somebody's sloppy seconds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:05:32 2015 No.14135318 >>14135314 Because I want both. I can't decide if I want a dragon or a wurm, but I also want an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:06:15 2015 No.14135321 >>14135318 Get a Wurm. All 12 meters of her.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:08:33 2015 No.14135327

>>14135321

There is not enough room on my bed.

Besides, I kind of want to get a daki of each monster in my head-fiction harem. Dragon, wurm, anubis and kitsune and I'd rather use something that exists rather then point to this and say "I want this, only better resolution"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:11:48 2015 No.14135334 >>14135327 > I kind of want to get a daki of each monster in my head-fiction harem. I want the same but I have one giant problem, how the hell would an Ushi-Oni daki work? Hellhound and Oomukade are easy enough though thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:12:12 2015 No.14135336 >>14135327 >harem Mansluts, when will they learn!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:12:22 2015 No.14135337 >>14135327 If your bed doesn't have room for her, then neither does your heart. This kills the Wurm. Zombie Wurm coils around you for warmth and comfort. You are now incapacitated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:13:33 2015 No.14135339 >>14135334 >Oomukade So how do you get the daki stinky enough?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:15:33 2015 No.14135343 >>14135337 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwnr9LR5z5U

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:15:50 2015 No.14135345 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135339 Give it to your mother for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:15:54 2015 No.14135346 >>14135334 Same as a spider daki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:16:28 2015 No.14135347 >>14135345 I want a second opinion, doc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:18:22 2015 No.14135350 >>14135339 http://en-nls.com/plist_t-36100015

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:19:00 2015 No.14135351 File: 3.14 MB, 3543x2480, 1426946383868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135346 I was thinking maybe the same as that Centaur daki and maybe using a pose like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:19:40 2015 No.14135352 >>14135350 Damn you Japan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:20:08 2015 No.14135353 >>14135298 Wasn't planning on it. I spent so much getting the designs done, I reserve the right to be a selfish prick about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:21:35 2015 No.14135359 File: 322 KB, 500x705, 1427357646252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I ever win the lottery and become a bloody millionaire I'm commissioning waifu dakis for all of you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:29:48 2015 No.14135378 File: 1.73 MB, 1920x1280, 1442502292750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135359 Mine would just be a double daki. One for the body and one for the tail. Like daki-chucks.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:35:24 2015 No.14135386
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>>14135353

Why did you have to go crushing my hopes and dreams like that. I wouldn't do that to you.

I tried blowing up the one that's available, I think it looks decent enough http://i.imgur.com/NNX2EPY.jpg

I'm really thinking I'll get a wurm daki commissioned.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:45:08 2015 No.14135412

>>14135386
Huh. Kinda blurry, but I've honestly seen worse from some bootleg dakis. Perhaps a testament to Mono's arting skillz...

If it makes you feel any better, I have some ideas for some other dakis. If they ever come to fruition, I'll probably be less inclined to be completely selfish about holding on to the hi-res'.
Lich, Mantis, Gnome and a combo Pharaoh/Apophis are at the forefront of my mind. If any of them'll ever happen, Iunno.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:47:31 2015 No.14135419 >>14135412 >Lich daki I'd sell my soul for this wonderful idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:48:55 2015 No.14135421 >>14135412 I think it's mostly because monoruses art tends to be very soft in the first place. About how much did it cost you? I'm Canadian, so any price will be multiplied by 1.25 for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:50:13 2015 No.14135424 >>14135421 >Spoiler As am I anon, as I am. Thus the initial pricetag of $260 gained an extra $100.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:52:07 2015 No.14135426 >>14135424 Was that for both sides? I was expecting worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 07:56:45 2015 No.14135432 >>14135426 Indeed. It really is a fair price. Expensive, but fair; though skewed by horrid exchange rates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:04:26 2015 No.14135458 File: 331 KB, 500x282, jorougumo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135263 Good taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:29:49 2015 No.14135525 Did An Hiro kill it again or are we just asleep? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLhxKpfCnA

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:31:26 2015 No.14135531 File: 91 KB, 207x257, 1443097886372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135525 I am awake just tired,

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:31:34 2015 No.14135532 File: 346 KB, 700x642, 1441553214672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135525 Asleep?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:31:39 2015 No.14135534 File: 569 KB, 1000x873, 12938602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135263

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:32:29 2015 No.14135537 File: 230 KB, 560x728, 1439048696526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135525 I prefer the name Jackie 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:33:09 2015 No.14135539 >>14135245 Like you'd make good armor. ...Well good looking armor at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:33:17 2015 No.14135541 >>14135537 But he wouldn't want no trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:35:04 2015 No.14135544 >>14135245 Oh, very nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:35:08 2015 No.14135545 File: 300 KB, 1731x1092, 1442401887275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135525 We're all asleep. Or wallowing, half-asleep on medication, unable to writefag because looking at a screen is straining to the point of painfull.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:35:59 2015 No.14135547 >>14135545 >Lich with a stuffed toy My writefaggotry is obsolete now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:36:54 2015 No.14135548 >tfw no scary waifu >tfw no dichotomy of a woman whose presence terrifies grown men being all lovey-dovey

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:39:11 2015 No.14135551 >>14135548 Great taste, sir.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:39:24 2015 No.14135552 >>14135547 She's technically not a lich. But liches look like Hexers/Curse Makers from Etrian Odyssy so much, I sometimes post them for that reason. It's not hard to be deceived and pretend, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:41:10 2015 No.14135555 >>14135552 OBSOLETE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:49:04 2015 No.14135569 File: 289 KB, 700x515, 81cfe5df240326da34712e2581c58387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135555 Well, if you say so then. Go take a few minutes to wallow in your personal depression pit, thinking about liches or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:52:29 2015 No.14135575 >>14135569 That's the idea. And then I'll go another week without doing any writefagging because I need to finish some schoolwork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:52:40 2015 No.14135576 File: 80 KB, 506x419, de088e6b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135534 Would you spend thousands of years sealed with her? Or would you run off, leaving her behind, begging you to stay and trying to pull you back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:56:29 2015 No.14135582 >>14135576 Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:09:48 2015 No.14135596 File: 200 KB, 1024x768, ランス03_20150916_195355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135582

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:39:57 2015 No.14135647
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Gentlemen, your favourite horn type(s)?

The names are:
Little Devil Type, Satan Type, Shroud Type, Sheep/Ram Type
Ryuu Type A, Ryuu Type B, Single Horn Type A, Single Horn Type B
Oni Type A, Oni Type B, Multiple Type A, Multiple Type B

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:42:58 2015 No.14135653 >>14135647 I'd have to say Shroud Type

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:47:19 2015 No.14135660 File: 104 KB, 1280x720, 2015-09-23_00004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135006 I'm too lazy to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:47:57 2015 No.14135662 File: 390 KB, 412x580, Unicron olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135647 The Unicorn one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:51:09 2015 No.14135673 >>14135647 Shroud, with Satan and Sheep being the runner ups.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:51:22 2015 No.14135674 File: 216 KB, 336x600, bvRfFB8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135647 Sheep/ram represent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:51:47 2015 No.14135676 >>14135647 Top tier: Satan, Hanging, Sheep, Oni type A Mid tier: Imp, Dragon type A, Oni type B, Single type A Low tier: Everything else Although even low tier is good and only named that for ranking purposes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:56:21 2015 No.14135684 >>14135647 Oni Type A, but I like everything on that chart besides Ryuu type B and even that falls in the alright category. I might be a hornslut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:58:38 2015 No.14135690 >>14135662 >lascivious, pure horse pussy My shameful fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:04:11 2015 No.14135699 >>14135674 I'd ram that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:05:03 2015 No.14135701 File: 85 KB, 500x729, 51927078_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:08:14 2015 No.14135707 >Strong Monster Girl is depressed because she has no one to fight >All the human boys are either subs, betas or alp lovers Why are you making her sad Anons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:11:45 2015 No.14135713 >>14135707 I'm only a sub in bed and when cuddling anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:12:27 2015 No.14135715 >>14135707 What if I'm frail and had a terminal illness that I recently averted to not be so terminal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:19:00 2015 No.14135737 >>14135701 I suddenly understand the Welsh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:20:25 2015 No.14135740 >>14135701 >No sheep eyes 7/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:21:47 2015 No.14135744 File: 675 KB, 1333x629, Humpty_egg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli lovers will no doubt rejoice about their little egg slimes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:25:12 2015 No.14135748 >>14135744 Meh

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:25:48 2015 No.14135749 >>14135744 This is some facehugger tier horror.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:27:32 2015 No.14135756 >>14135744 >Slime that can lay eggs Wonderland is a wonderful place

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:29:52 2015 No.14135759 >>14135744 >Literally required to make loli cookies and wonderland cakes Nasty

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:30:12 2015 No.14135761 >>14135744 >literal rape-bombs falling out of the sky >egg laying slime T-thanks, Queen of Heats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:30:51 2015 No.14135764 File: 734 KB, 981x1100, 1443105051966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135744 For those who care, there is a Transparent version in the albun now. http://imgur.com/a/crARm#57

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:31:32 2015 No.14135765 >>14135744 >Lusting for cock so hard that they will themselves into existence Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:34:58 2015 No.14135770 >>14135744 This is a lot more horrifying than I was expecting from a fucking egg, christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:40:31 2015 No.14135786 >>14135744 They're alright, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:42:02 2015 No.14135789 >>14135744 Wonderland was a mistake. I never thought I'd see a monster that would make me enjoy Alice way more

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:42:05 2015 No.14135790 >>14135744 So you're having sex with a fetus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:42:14 2015 No.14135791 >>14135744 At least it ain't Sabbath. 5/10 indifferent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:45:37 2015 No.14135795 >>14135744 Literally worse than Matango

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:49:32 2015 No.14135802 >>14135744 How it keeps going on about them being like babies is just too much for me, even the Sabbath would be disgusted. Worst new girl in months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:56:33 2015 No.14135812 File: 84 KB, 507x504, ss (2015-09-23 at 12.03.55).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135744 Eh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:58:22 2015 No.14135814 File: 24 KB, 464x317, 289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135744 Real talk now. KC's profiles are too retardedly hilarious to get me hard. Ever. I mean look at this shit. What the fuck was he thinking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:00:56 2015 No.14135820 >>14135814 >muh lost in translation >muh culture shock Yeah, let the apologists kid all they want; we all know he's a shit writer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:01:22 2015 No.14135821 >>14135814 Probably something along the lines of "Oh shit, I have to do 25 more of these by December."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:03:18 2015 No.14135826 >>14135814 He's decent as long as he doesn't go into sex.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:03:38 2015 No.14135827

>>14135820
>>14135821
>KC's profiles used to be less retarded
>His newest ones are getting more and more straightforward and nonsensical
>yfw KC ends MGE with the game, and it turns out to have a horrible botched story, and calls it MGE V
>yfw KC becomes the Kojima of monstergirls writers

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:04:48 2015 No.14135829 >Tsukincho monster girl >Short slightly chubby Japanese Lamia Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:07:16 2015 No.14135833 >>14135829 Don't know. You'd be lucky enough to even see one, let alone record it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:07:31 2015 No.14135836 >>14135827 Kojima knows how dumb his shit is, and he loves it. Not so sure that's the case with KC.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:08:25 2015 No.14135839

>>14135744
Surely disliking how they flush down the toilet their entire lives as Jubjubs, as well as self-aware existence whatsoever, to become life-long gooish imbeciles just because they bump into a male at a wrong time.
Sure they'll never care, but it's still -wrong-, to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:10:09 2015 No.14135841 >>14135790 It's awwright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:14:14 2015 No.14135853 File: 379 KB, 614x437, 0038-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135829 Sup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:16:39 2015 No.14135860 >>14135839 jubjubs are already that thing, though

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:20:04 2015 No.14135870 >>14135860 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:21:28 2015 No.14135871 File: 258 KB, 1280x720, 2015-09-23_00029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135870 >>14135860 That was fast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:23:19 2015 No.14135880 >>14135127 >YBA updates his stuff stealthily >no line number

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:26:11 2015 No.14135890 >>14135191 Dead again? Don't leave me hanging like this, anon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:28:04 2015 No.14135895 >>14135880 That means it's an incomplete update.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:37:24 2015 No.14135906 >>14135744 Is Wonderland the MGEs equivalent to Australia? Sounds kindasorta fun, provided it's a scenario that doesn't fall under /d/ territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:42:13 2015 No.14135917 >>14135744 Even Dwarf and Matango are better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:45:23 2015 No.14135921 >>14135853 Dat one FAT tail I wanna cuddle it!

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:49:32 2015 No.14135934
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>>14135744
>newborn babies
>basically undeveloped fetuses fuck
That is my kind of girl, awright!

So how mad are wonderlandfags? Their vanilla cosplay land turned into more /d/ than everything in a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:50:02 2015 No.14135937 >>14135906 More like a porno version of the Twilight Zone, where logic takes a back seat and nothing ever makes sense. Still fun, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:50:36 2015 No.14135938 File: 228 KB, 597x363, 053-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135921 She's kinda curled up in that panel , but yes, the tail is fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:57:37 2015 No.14135951 >>14135345 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:57:57 2015 No.14135952 >>14132278 I knew someone would post this someday So crazy, so perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:00:48 2015 No.14135958 >>14135744 Not waifu material but she can still be a part of the harem. That "slime jelly" can be pretty useful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:01:57 2015 No.14135963 >>14135707 I don't like fighting. Why does that weirdo like hitting people so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:02:00 2015 No.14135964 >>14135938 >Fat Tail >Exposed Fan Cuddle! Cuddle until I am nothing but a shell of a man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:03:53 2015 No.14135968 >>14135744 D-does KC read this thread? Did he read my baby JubJub facehugger greentexts on the day it came out and make this monstergirl based off of that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:05:50 2015 No.14135972 >>14135707 What about someone who insists on fighting in spite of a crippling injury?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:08:54 2015 No.14135979 >>14135964 *Fang

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:08:55 2015 No.14135980 WHERE'S THE WEED JOINT CATERPILLAR GIRL KC SHE'S IN THE BOOKS AND IN THE MOVIES KC

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:10:36 2015 No.14135982 >>14135980 Next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:13:29 2015 No.14135995 >>14135968 KC can't into English.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:14:44 2015 No.14135999
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>>14135744
>The Monster Lord's castle is "the absolute final dungeon"
>Pandemonium is "the Hell level under the final dungeon"
>Wonderland is "the glitch level that is actually coded into the game that's worse than the Hell level"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:15:15 2015 No.14136000 >>14135980 >WHERE'S THE WEED JOINT CATERPILLAR GIRL Based on this profile I'd say in KC's house, sharing some mad kush with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:19:42 2015 No.14136012 >>14135744 So how long before this abomination is completely forgotten? I can tell you right now that this shit is blacklisted from the waifu war, just like Cait Sith and Matango.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:21:23 2015 No.14136020 Imagine this as Fox girls Imagine all the Mofu https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/6779C0A0271257746344613965824_4f029948997.0.2.2283384010353422402.mp4?versionId=eeLhJXN3pwwK0L.Fupg00qlMSlADnWrQ

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:25:10 2015 No.14136029

>>14135744
>Jubjub lays egg
>Her husband is nearby
>Undeveloped child senses his spirit energy
>Potential jubjub daughteru burst out of egg, a mass of sentient yolk, albumen, and undeveloped tissues

>Can harden her albumen at will
>Can be used for infinite semen dispension

She's odd, but a writefag who plays their cards right might be able to get a decent story out of her.

>>14135802
Read every loli profile. There's so many recurring mentions of "childlike form" and stuff like that, you start to see just how big of a lolicon KC is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:29:57 2015 No.14136049 File: 369 KB, 1500x2000, Accept the love of horse pussy kingdom!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14135814 Not to worry citizen, the rocking horse fly will come and save you soon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:34:28 2015 No.14136060 >>14136020 I want to go to fox village in monster girl world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUKK7SyY64

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:44:22 2015 No.14136086 >>14135744 "You have to eat all the humpty eggs" when >>14136012 >eggs fall, everyone dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:47:26 2015 No.14136095 >>14136049 >horse fly To hell with those things. >Accept the love of horse pussy kingdom! Alright, fine, whatever. In fact I'd take the one you posted, can't go wrong with white hair and great stonking tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:47:54 2015 No.14136098 >>14135906 I wouldn't mind seeing some sort of Cassowary Harpy, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:47:55 2015 No.14136099 >>14135744 KC YOU BLEW IT

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:48:47 2015 No.14136101

>>14136060
>Go to the Kitsune village
>A really young one takes a liking to you and forces you to carry her around on your shoulders
>Finally set her down and take a seat
>From behind you hear "Ara ara, you're pretty good with kids"
>Turn around and there's a 7 tailed Kitsune standing there
>She sits down and presses up against you
>"Want to make one of your own?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:51:30 2015 No.14136110 >>14136101 >From behind you hear "Ara ara, you're pretty good with kids" More like. >Grandma, stop taking advantage of the visitors' kindness!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:52:38 2015 No.14136114 >>14135744 >Slimes that lay eggs Where is your God now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:53:02 2015 No.14136116 >>14136060 >you will never be aggressively undressed by a horny kitsune

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:53:46 2015 No.14136119 In Wonderland war far, do they drop eggs on the enemy as an ambush tactic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:55:30 2015 No.14136125 >>14136101 I'm only supposed to be a visitor but I don't have the heart to reject foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:57:36 2015 No.14136128 >>14136116 >That scene where they're all fighting over food Now imagine that with Kitsunes and a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 12:59:09 2015 No.14136133 >>14136119 Yes but it backfires because they're against Lava Golems, Dragons, and Fire rats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:02:14 2015 No.14136141 >>14132758 Would they be diamond dogs?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:02:46 2015 No.14136144

>>14135934
Slimes are newborn sex by default though (i.e. there are exceptions like nureonago), the difference here is how the slime is born and that she bonds with the first man she sees (in other slimes they usually leave their "father" to their mother once they grow to a similar size as the mother)..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:04:48 2015 No.14136148 >>14136125 You and me both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:08:20 2015 No.14136158 >>14136144 Not if you fuck the helpless flesh puppet controlled by a Parasite Slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:08:44 2015 No.14136161 >>14136012 i already forgot it. I don't want to see my Jubjub tainted by this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:10:28 2015 No.14136164 Why wont this stupid dragon leave me alone! She is just a big bully because she has no real friends!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:10:28 2015 No.14136165 >>14136012 >I can tell you right now that this shit is blacklisted from the waifu war Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:11:43 2015 No.14136169 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x2280, 1430664253045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do different Dragon's breath weapons affect their tummies? When you kiss it, do you feel the heat of fire or hear the buzz of electricity?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:11:51 2015 No.14136170 >>14136165 Go away Socrates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:13:27 2015 No.14136176 >>14136164 Because you have a penis, Anon. If you want the monsters to leave you alone, you know what you must do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:15:09 2015 No.14136178 >>14136169 I like to think you feel those things. Mostly heat. Because Dragons. I want to rub and snuggle my Mistress' tummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:16:04 2015 No.14136179 >>14136012 Waifu wars is fucking cancer. I would rather get it blocked

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:17:14 2015 No.14136182 >>14136178 What about the eggs? Do they need to be incubated or does the baby Dragonling inside produce their own heat?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:18:17 2015 No.14136186

>>14136101

>Her daughter comes into the room after being told that her mom has good news for her
>"You're going to have a sister to play with. Isn't that wonderful?"
>She lights up
>"Yay! A sister! A sister!"
>"But that's not all. This man has decided to live with us."
>Her excitement grew even more and she ran over to where you were and hugged you.
>The mother kisses you on the cheek and giggles at seeing her daughter so happy. Some of her tails coil around you and brush against you affectionately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:18:46 2015 No.14136187 >>14136182 I think they produce their own heat. But it's okay. We can watch over them still. We'll put them close to the bed so if we need to we can cuddle them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:20:19 2015 No.14136192 >>14136187 We can even build silly bird-like nests for them like Alp did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:21:38 2015 No.14136195 >>14136165 Because it's a shit monstergirl on par with Matango and Cait Sith, who are also Blacklisted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:21:49 2015 No.14136197 >>14136192 No, they stay on the floor in a mat. Guarded by dire spells of doom. And a fucking dragon. And me. Not that I can do much, but I'd try.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:21:50 2015 No.14136198 >>14136186 MILFs a shit, I prefer cakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:22:43 2015 No.14136200 >>14136195 And why are they blacklisted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:22:53 2015 No.14136201 >>14136197 >no nests O-okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:23:17 2015 No.14136202 >>14136200 See >>14136170

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:23:43 2015 No.14136206 >>14136201 You can build a nest for your Mistress' eggs though. That's up to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:24:23 2015 No.14136207 >>14136101 >Ara ara, Eh, sorry, I'm not into hags, how about I make you granddaughter instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:24:39 2015 No.14136208 >>14136200 Do you have a problem with reading comprehension? Because they're shit.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:25:20 2015 No.14136209

>>14133058
even worse, since your now monstergirl robot body can't get any soul energy from your brain. You are forced to witness your body conducting hedonistic acts with countless men before settling down with some 'husband', and all you can do is let out a mute scream for all digital eternity

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:25:28 2015 No.14136210 >>14136207 I'll take her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:25:56 2015 No.14136212 >>14136206 >Mistress But she's my wife, not my mistress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:26:22 2015 No.14136215 >>14136208 I'm a different guy asking. Why actively disclude them because you think they're shit, though? I don't see why one would go out of their way to make that point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:27:10 2015 No.14136217 >>14136212 Okay. She's my wife, but I'm okay with her still being Mistress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:27:45 2015 No.14136220 >>14136215 Because it's a battle to find out who the best waifu is, I can't have a disease, a furry, and a literal fetus competing. They're all shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:27:52 2015 No.14136221 >>14136195 I can get that cait is furry and matango is parasite shroom but what's wrong with humpty? She is just a regular slime

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:28:21 2015 No.14136223 How you like your Jinko sex, fam?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:29:12 2015 No.14136226 >>14136223 To the rhythm of the jungle beat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:29:30 2015 No.14136227 >>14136215 >disclude God damn, you don't even know the word exclude. That's just sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:30:18 2015 No.14136230 >>14136223 Rough with biting. That, or a predator and prey thing like that yandere British Jinko thing,

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:31:20 2015 No.14136236 >>14136220 I thought it was just something you did for fun when the thread was dead. Well, I don't see why you seem to take offense to those three girls in particular, but okay. >>14136227 Hey now. Disclude is a perfectly cromulent word.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:31:41 2015 No.14136237 >>14136220 >it's a battle to find out who the best waifu is Won by an Alp on one occasion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:31:52 2015 No.14136238 >>14136230 >yandere British Jinko thing Funny you should mention that... Anything specific you'd want to see in the predator-prey style?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:33:02 2015 No.14136243 >>14136237 A Dragon sacrificed herself so an Alp could live. This is True Wuv.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:33:26 2015 No.14136244 >>14136238 Make it tense as fuck, and showcase different sections of the Jinkos mansion during it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:34:01 2015 No.14136245 >>14136237 And Cait Sith as well

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:35:15 2015 No.14136246
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>>14136223
Violent and filled with CQC from both sides.

Also on Thursdays I'd get a Tranq Sniper Rifle and wait in the woods until I either pop a tranq cap in her ass or she sneaks up on me and gets me.

Winner gets to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:36:05 2015 No.14136249 >>14136244 Oh no worries, we got 1,577 words of that down already. We in the closet right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:37:26 2015 No.14136250 >>14136249 I don't want to be a nosy faggot, but who are you nigga?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:37:40 2015 No.14136252

>>14136169
Fire dragons have warm tummies, obviously. Touching one is like touching turning your cheek to feel the warmth from an open fire, and resting your head there fills you with a sense of security.
Ice dragons afford a refreshing relief upon touch. Just make sure your tongue doesn't get stuck to her navel when you start to lick.
Lightning dragons are normally protective of their tummies. It'll take a lot to get one to open up enough that you can rest your head against them. Mostly because if you listen, you can hear their stomach growling like the rumble of thunder within a storm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:38:00 2015 No.14136253 >>14136245 What? Cait Sith's never comped in the Waifu War anon, much less won it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:38:35 2015 No.14136255 >>14136252 Continue. This is pleasing to me and allows yet another avenue of procrastination.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:38:55 2015 No.14136256 >>14136245 But Cait Siths are banned. Aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:39:15 2015 No.14136258 File: 82 KB, 491x110, >Touch the Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136252 Confirming

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:40:01 2015 No.14136260 >>14136255 Okay. What other sorts of dragons are there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:40:18 2015 No.14136261 >>14136253 >>14136256 Except she did When Cait first got introduced someone did waifu wars with Cait and she won Check they archives

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:40:40 2015 No.14136263 >>14136258 The only issue I have with that picture is that her vagina is too far down in relation to the stomach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:40:52 2015 No.14136265 >>14136261 I'm the guy who does waifu wars anon. She's never fucking won. She's never even been in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:41:14 2015 No.14136267 >>14136246 >ALL FOR CHUFFING!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:42:35 2015 No.14136269 >>14136265 I bet you're just some Cu Sith spy, trying to sully the Cait Sith's name in the waifu wars. I bet Matango's won too, and you're trying to cover it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:42:50 2015 No.14136271 File: 18 KB, 350x236, 1436781875950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136249 >We in the closet right now. Rude! No I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:43:04 2015 No.14136273 >>14136265 Waifu wars is fucking cancer, kill yourself You didn't invent it, everyone can do it and did before you Check the archives around time when Cait got introduced

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:44:09 2015 No.14136274 >>14136273 Why don't you post the link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:44:20 2015 No.14136275 >>14136260 Black ones with acid, Green ones with poison. >>14136271 Ah, my compatriot Esteban! Looking well today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:46:53 2015 No.14136280 File: 187 KB, 620x877, 1409464920182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136267 Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:47:27 2015 No.14136281 >>14133362 Light yandere Cupid with a nice pear shaped body. She's Dandere when drunk I'm going to get one hell of a suprise in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:48:00 2015 No.14136282 >>14136274 This, I want to know if Cait can be waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:48:44 2015 No.14136285 >>14136274 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13134097/#13134512

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:49:56 2015 No.14136288 >>14136274 >>14136265 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13134097/#13134678 Here you go, faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:52:47 2015 No.14136300 >>14136285 >Suu kills Miia with a hatchet. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:54:21 2015 No.14136305 >>14136288 Anon I was saying she's never been in or won one of my biweekly waifu wars. I never said she'd never been in anyone else's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:55:35 2015 No.14136307 >>14136305 >Backpedaling

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:55:44 2015 No.14136308 >>14136305 Wait a minute, I think I used the wrong term.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:58:19 2015 No.14136314 >>14136307 You know what? Forget it. What are we even doing anon, this argument isn't even worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:01:52 2015 No.14136332 File: 2.07 MB, 2239x1906, 1425701729068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spirit can't be cut! You can't chain down our blazing hearts! Fight! Make love to cute human boys! FIGHT CUTE HUMAN BOYS!

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:03:59 2015 No.14136340

>>14136275
Hmm, okay.

Green dragons are tummy tsunderes. They'll act all impassive when you start rubbing and nuzzling it, and do their best to hide their heavy breathing while you give her tummy rubs. Unfortunately, that heavy breathing means they'll start involuntarily puffing their telltale green poison gas. Beware of lying on a green dragon's tummy, too. Get to comfortable and their breathing, the rise and fall of their lungs, might even send you into a magical trance.
Resting on a black dragon's tummy is like lying back while floating on a body of water. Falling asleep on one would feel like a gentle melting sensation. Just watch out, because she might be a little clammy if you touch her bare skin. She's particularly sensitive to having her navel licked or washed, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:05:24 2015 No.14136347 >>14136340 >She's particularly sensitive to having her navel licked or washed, too I know a manwhore who needs to reverse his next bathing session.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:05:24 2015 No.14136348 >>14135744 Pretty cool. It'll be forgotten before long, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:06:22 2015 No.14136351 >>14136314 That's what people get for thinking Waifu Wars is at all serious, to the point where they start leaving out girls just because they don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:06:27 2015 No.14136352 File: 254 KB, 550x370, Awoken Hera.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136332 You can only fight so hard before Hades decides to just wreck your shit, not to mention the bitch waiting after him

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:07:21 2015 No.14136356 >>14136352 You know what to do when gods mess with you? PUNCH HARDER, KID!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:10:05 2015 No.14136363 >>14136332 >tfw it's going to take an eternity before I could make an endgame team

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:10:14 2015 No.14136364 >>14136356 THIS FIST IS THE FIST THAT WILL PUNCH THE HEAVENS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:12:32 2015 No.14136374 >>14136363 My levels in the triple digits and I still don't have a decent endgame team together. Shit's expensive to train & evolve, let alone just getting any good monsters.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:13:42 2015 No.14136377

>>14136351
I was just saying they're banned from the waifu wars I run anon. This all got started over fucking nothing and I feel like an idiot.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go cheer myself up by making pancakes. What monstergirls would like their husbando to make them pancakes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:14:39 2015 No.14136381 >>14136377 Humpty Dumpty Girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:15:17 2015 No.14136384 >>14136377 Humpties

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:15:25 2015 No.14136385 >>14136377 Probably this new one. Some pancakes, some of their yolk fried up, some bacon. Sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:15:29 2015 No.14136386 >>14136377 Don't forget your loli eggs for the mix! >captcha is pancakes

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:16:00 2015 No.14136387 >>14136356 a few minutes later She keeps hitting me in the dick. ...WHY?! WHY DOES SHE KEEP HITTING ME IN THE DICK?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:17:16 2015 No.14136388 >>14136356 OXYGEN IN THE MUSCLES YAMATO DAMASHII

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:17:35 2015 No.14136390 >>14136381 >>14136384 >>14136385 >>14136386 Well, too bad, because she's BANNED. BANNED from fun things, like waifu wars and pancakes. BANNED from ever getting a chance to be liked. Just like the matango. BANNED.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:19:06 2015 No.14136396 >>14136390 You are worse than the lovechild of Hitler and a Matango.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:19:39 2015 No.14136399 File: 26 KB, 500x500, [The most disgruntled sigh of all].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136381 >>14136384 >>14136385 I really should have seen this shit coming. >>14136386 Just for that shit, I'm using premade mix.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:21:07 2015 No.14136403 Aw man. Too much lewd at once, atleast two greentexts died out in the middle there..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:21:09 2015 No.14136405 I like my Humpy girl sunny-side-up. How about you, anons? Scrambled means she ahegaos

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:21:28 2015 No.14136406 >>14136396 I like Matangos, and Hitler probably wasn't that bad of a guy, so I consider that a compliment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:22:16 2015 No.14136408 >>14136405 >sunny-side-up Only if we have three Jubjubs to lay the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:23:27 2015 No.14136411 >>14136405 >Scrambled means she ahegaos Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:24:04 2015 No.14136415 >>14136405 I want her hardboiled. By which I mean I want to stick by hard thing in her and fuck her until she boils.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:24:42 2015 No.14136416 >>14136405 Fertilized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:26:12 2015 No.14136418 >>14136405 In the trash can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:26:14 2015 No.14136419 File: 849 KB, 900x1200, 49210280_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136374 It's a fickle beast unless you throw a lot of money at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:28:37 2015 No.14136425 File: 892 KB, 981x814, Sakuya, Kirin of the Aroura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136419 At least there are some cute girls you can get without upending your wallet

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:29:57 2015 No.14136427 File: 203 KB, 1000x1000, 1430886880314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Want to get a commission >Been spending the last 10 minutes staring at an empty message box, unsure what to type Is this what it feels like to be a writefag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:30:50 2015 No.14136429 >>14136419 What happens if you touch an angel's halo? What happens if you start rubbing it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:31:31 2015 No.14136432 >>14136429 It's non-corporeal, your hand just passes through it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:32:36 2015 No.14136433 >>14136427 "Hey, [artist] Love your work, and I was wondering if it would be possible to commision something from you. Thanks, [Embarassed Anon]" Don't overthink it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:32:48 2015 No.14136434 >>14136405 >sunny-side-up Facial?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:33:18 2015 No.14136435 >>14136427 >Hey [insert name of artist] >Looking to get something commissioned, I was thinking [insert basic details of what you want] >If that sounds agreeable, let me know the details and what I need to do. >Best regards There.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:33:49 2015 No.14136436 >>14136415 >hardboiled Anubis detective when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:34:49 2015 No.14136440 >>14136429 Something like what happens 50 seconds in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beFUMWxyoHg&t=50s

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:35:40 2015 No.14136441 >>14136436 When the werewolf chief assigns her a case. Unfortunately, the chief doesn't like the anubis' by-the-book attitude. She need to be more of a maverick, a cop on the edge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:36:05 2015 No.14136443 >>14136440 >"playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner." What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:36:36 2015 No.14136444 File: 4 KB, 340x300, 1439293519999-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14130803 This is the only thing I ever needed. I knew that staying with my first choice was the right thing to do. God bless who ever commissioned that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:37:32 2015 No.14136448 >>14136444 God damn them for holding out on the full size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:37:45 2015 No.14136449 >>14136209 >[X] Restart Fuck this. I'll just do >>14132775.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:38:31 2015 No.14136450 >>14136441 You know I'm gonna steal this idea, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:39:21 2015 No.14136454 >>14136448 Tanukis and anubi share three things in common. Lovely tails, sharp minds, and selfish tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:39:56 2015 No.14136455 >>14136440 >Madness Combat My nigga. I miss those simpler times. Deimos best operator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:39:59 2015 No.14136456 >>14136454 Fuck Anubis

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:41:14 2015 No.14136461 >>14136450 I'll allow it. But only if you make something of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:42:00 2015 No.14136465 I want to rub a Werewolves tail and ears until she turns into a stuttering waning mess!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:42:18 2015 No.14136466 >>14136455 >It's been 4 fucking years since #10 alone Shit, I remember first finding the series when it was just at the 4th one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:43:25 2015 No.14136467 File: 215 KB, 1000x1412, bf581a0f50e55cb4c1c34c6a22813f7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My monster girl is best monster girl because shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:45:14 2015 No.14136469 >>14136467 >two guys ABORT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:46:23 2015 No.14136474 >>14136469 It's okay, they're the same guy. She used a cloning spell on him.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:46:44 2015 No.14136475
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>>14136461
>A certain young Anubis is not artistic enough to become an architect and instead eventually becomes a forensic geoscientist in the near future, solving cases with meticulous measurements and documentation

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:47:39 2015 No.14136477 >>14136467 >massive tits >Perfect height & outfit for standing paizuri >Handlebar horns >Hips for days Come on, it's just cheating breeding a knife-ear that perfectly fuckable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:48:11 2015 No.14136479 >>14136467 >fatalpulse artist Oh boy, I know where this is going

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:51:42 2015 No.14136495 Are there a lot of people who don't like KC here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:52:53 2015 No.14136500 >>14136495 We love him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:52:54 2015 No.14136501 >>14136495 I like KC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:53:17 2015 No.14136503 >>14136495 I'm not a fan of his setting. But he did give us Alps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:54:03 2015 No.14136506 >>14136495 You mean as a person/writer or as an artist? Because you're going to get very different answers depending on what you're asking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:55:21 2015 No.14136509 >>14136495 No idea. He draws nice things, writes stuff that usually provides me with some entrainment, even if sometimes indirectly. I like him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:56:17 2015 No.14136514 >>14136495 He's a fucking genius, I'll grant you that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:57:51 2015 No.14136519 >>14136495 He's cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:58:13 2015 No.14136520 >>14136495 His girls are nice but holy fuck is he bad at world building.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:59:49 2015 No.14136529 >>14136520 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:00:13 2015 No.14136531 >>14136467 my shortstack girl has wings. hoping to see Carmelina animated in the Granblue Fantasy anime

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:01:41 2015 No.14136539 >>14136467 MGE Dwarves should have been like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:03:16 2015 No.14136543 >>14136539 Would be too similar to hobgoblins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:04:15 2015 No.14136544 People of MGU were saying bad things with a complaint in KC. But they didn't quit seeing MGE. I thought that was strange. When not liking the setting KC writes, it isn't necessary to see MGE. I hope that they see EMG and MGQ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:05:15 2015 No.14136545 >>14136544 Hiroyuki pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:05:50 2015 No.14136546 >>14136495 While I don't like most parts of the setting and would much rather enjoy things like MGC, he is my absolute favorite because his worlds aren't filled with horrible hideous deaths.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:05:55 2015 No.14136548
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>>14136456
That's the idea.

Bend them over the bed, hug their tail to your chest with one arm, and use the other hand to push her head down into the pillow, stroking her ears and hair while you ravage her holes like that drill from The Core, getting harder and harder the hotter and tighter she gets.
Fuck the wits out of her like your blood's been replace with raging mushroom extract, and pound her until that jiggling brown ass turns red.
Fuck her so hard that by the time you're finished, she's drooling into the pillow, eyes utterly vacant, with a blissful look on her face as her mind remains trapped in the moment of her orgasm for several minutes more

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:06:59 2015 No.14136550 >>14136544 KC I love you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:12:18 2015 No.14136565 >>14136544 They arnt wrong though KC is a shit writer who tries to pander to everyone which NEVER works. the only saving grace of the setting are his really nice girls.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:15:23 2015 No.14136575

Damn this fucking fever.
Would you let you're monstergirl waifu take care of you when you're sick?
Keep in mind that depending on her species showing weakness like that instantly makes you an easy rape target in some monstergirl's eyes. But that's fine too, they say having sex while sick can reduce a fever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:15:37 2015 No.14136576 >>14136565 That was never MGU's complaint.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:16:26 2015 No.14136578 >>14136575 Of course she'd take care of me when I was sick. How she'd fare though? Badly. Very badly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:16:54 2015 No.14136580 >>14136575 If you were seriously feeling like shit I don't think any monster would rape you. Save for shitty and unfeeling ones that are barely sentient.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:17:08 2015 No.14136583

>>14136495
I like him enough. His world is really one of the only acceptable ones with MGs, aside from my own head stuff. To me, obviously.

>>14136575
>Lich
If she doesn't decide to experiment on me while I'm sick, yes, I think she would take care of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:21:29 2015 No.14136594 >>14136575 Yes, she would take care of me, and she can do whatever she wants with me as long as there is cuddling in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:22:35 2015 No.14136597 File: 257 KB, 1000x1000, Jeleton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you have what it takes to stand up against impossible odds and never give up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:25:16 2015 No.14136611 >>14136597 That's what men are all about, friend, of course I am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:26:48 2015 No.14136616 >>14136597 Hellhound D-Dog when Loen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:30:51 2015 No.14136626 >>14136616 But D-Dog is actually cool why would you want to turn him into shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:31:53 2015 No.14136628 >>14136495 I like him, fuck the haters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:32:19 2015 No.14136629 File: 1.01 MB, 2000x2000, 1443123139849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136616 Not Loen, or a drawfag. But I currently have a WIP for a Hellhound Bladewolf. I hope you're into pear shapes and pointy nipples.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:33:56 2015 No.14136633 >>14136495 He's pretty hit and miss, plus he's notorious of sameface. But I can't hate him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:34:49 2015 No.14136635 >>14136629 What the fuck am I even looking at? I can't make heads or tails of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:34:50 2015 No.14136636 >>14136633 At LEAST he can draw better than Crabman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:35:53 2015 No.14136641 >>14136635 A work in progress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:36:38 2015 No.14136644 >>14136636 CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE TASTES LIKE CRAB DRAWS STICK PEOPLE

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:38:39 2015 No.14136646 >>14136641 No, I mean I literally can't tell which part is the head and which part is a tail. I honestly have no idea what I'm looking at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:40:17 2015 No.14136649 >>14136646 She's facing right, her face is obscured by a visor. The legs aren't drawn in black yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:46:20 2015 No.14136664 File: 137 KB, 500x516, 1443123980178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've been good this year, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:47:18 2015 No.14136667 >>14136664 I hear there are lots of bad men in that dumpster over there. Feel free to check any time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:47:33 2015 No.14136670 >>14136664 Krampus has an ugly design.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:48:08 2015 No.14136672 >>14136664 Yeah, unless you count jacking off and playing vidya bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:49:37 2015 No.14136680 >>14135744 Nice First actually interesting girl in a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:51:13 2015 No.14136687 >>14136664 Santa MG when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:52:17 2015 No.14136689 >>14136664 Not at all, not like it matters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:55:03 2015 No.14136701 >>14136687 But she's probably be a fat elf milf! You don't want a fat elf milf do you!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:56:37 2015 No.14136706 >>14136701 this is a rhetorical question isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:57:09 2015 No.14136708 >>14136701 Maybe not fat fat, but a chubby older Elf? I can get into that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:00:59 2015 No.14136719 >>14136701 >St. Claus >Not a jolly paladin Now his wife on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:02:21 2015 No.14136723 >>14136719 >every single MG gets coal >except the salamanders. the salamanders get celery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:02:43 2015 No.14136726 >>14136664 Does it matter? I don't ask for presents anymore anyway.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:03:06 2015 No.14136727
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>>14136495
I like KC. I like his art, I like his MGs.
I even like his setting.
The only thing I don't like is his insistent mental gymnastics about
> No Bad Ends
> Druella did nothing wrong
> turning human women into bimbo cocksluts is somehow liberating for them
I'LL decide whether I think what an mg does is good or evil, thankyou. And evil's sexy anyway, so trying to convince me that mgs all have hearts of gold diminishes my boner

But even taking this fucking annoying commentary of his into account, he's still very much in credit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:04:05 2015 No.14136730 >>14136708 >>14136701 >Sexualizing Santa Claus Fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:04:18 2015 No.14136733 What monster girls would encourage suicide?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:05:06 2015 No.14136737 >>14136727 >No Bad Ends This is a problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:05:15 2015 No.14136738 >>14136733 Wisps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:05:28 2015 No.14136740 File: 545 KB, 600x675, 14537423523432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136733 Will O' The Wisp

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:05:29 2015 No.14136742 File: 542 KB, 832x1200, WillOWisp_Big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136733 They consider suicide "A good first date"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:06:47 2015 No.14136745 >>14136733 Cheshire cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:07:46 2015 No.14136749 >>14136733 Black Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:08:08 2015 No.14136751 >>14136740 >>14136742 I'll get a exorcism when I die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:08:49 2015 No.14136755 >>14136701 >She delivers gentle cuddlerape to all the good little boys and girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:10:14 2015 No.14136759 >>14136727 >turning human women into bimbo cocksluts is somehow liberating for them This is honestly the worst part of the setting it wouldn't be so bad if not for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:10:42 2015 No.14136762 >>14136745 Would a Cheshire care if she was the direct cause of a human boy killing himself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:12:43 2015 No.14136771 >>14136762 It depends on how hilarious the death is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:14:29 2015 No.14136778 >>14136762 Maybe for like a day then she would just move on to a new less dead dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:16:19 2015 No.14136788 >>14136778 That would probably be the reaction of every monster girl.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:17:02 2015 No.14136790

>Sitting with your new lich waifu in the library one day
>You're sitting on a couch, reading an interesting book on the nature of magic and the soul
>The lich is over at a table, scribbling silently into a tome while several other magically controlled quills go to work on the papers suspended in the air
>Get up to a particularly interesting section about soul healing and expenditure
>Suddenly, the lich sets down her ink pot, the gentle clinking sound echoing in the vast library like the drop of a pin
>You lower your book and look over at her. "Something wrong?"
>"Sorry," she says. "I should not have snapped like that."
>"What's got you so angry?" you ask
>"An impasse."
>You think for a second, realising that she's referring to her studies, directing her frustration at the book before her with a bored stare
>Her eyes remain fixed on that book as you set down yours, walking over to you
>Her only reaction is to raise her hand, ready to cup your cheek as you hug her from behind, nuzzling her unmoving face
>"Want to take a break?"
>Her hand is like a cool breeze against your cheek, just chill enough to excite the nerves without being uncomfortable. "Yes. Another avenue of study will clear my mind."
>"Uh, that wasn't really what I meant. I meant why not take a little break from study alltogether? Just for a little bit. Hm?"
>It takes her a good ten seconds to until she next speaks. And when she does, her words take you entirely off guard. "Do you have fetishes?"
>"What? Fetishes, what do you mean?" you ask, still processing the question
>She turns toward you slightly, gazing at you with those calm, amethyst eyes, magical engery visible in the currents behind her irises "Fetishes. Do you have any?"
>"Huh, umm, well, I suppose I like the idea of ear play. But that's really more just a fantasy!" you hastily say. "It's not- I really don't mind if we don't-"
>"Ear play," the lich says. She tilts her head, soft snowy-purple hair rubbing against your shoulder. "Elaborate."

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:17:40 2015 No.14136791
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>>14136759
> This is honestly the worst part of the setting

I don't mind it FOR WHAT IT IS - I have a bimbofication fetish, and turning proud stronk warrior womyn into a nymphomaniac cocksleeve with a head full of pink fuzz is fantastic.

But what rustles my jimmies is the insistence that doing that is a good, upstanding thing to do to a person. It means that any talk of MGE monsterization leaves me clutching my head with a feelings of ethics dissonance, rather than clutching my dick with feelings of sluttification faps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:20:46 2015 No.14136795 >>14136790 Ho?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:25:52 2015 No.14136811 >>14135647 Multi B, Oni A and Satan if it were swept back, are all lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:26:45 2015 No.14136814 >>14136791 >Bimbofication Ah my guilty pleasure fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:28:23 2015 No.14136821 >>14136670 At least she isn't Hell Hound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:29:21 2015 No.14136822 >>14136821 What? Hellhounds look rad as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:29:46 2015 No.14136823 >>14136548 Anubis is the one who's going to fuck YOU. You won't feel your legs for three days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:30:00 2015 No.14136825 >>14136791 That may be because you dont like it when you become the slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:30:13 2015 No.14136826 File: 245 KB, 600x847, 25113343_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136791 Is it time for some Kejourou posting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:31:17 2015 No.14136829 >>14136791 I don't think of it as bimboification. I think of it as de-slutification. Sluts will sleep around with many men, but most monsters are monogamous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:31:24 2015 No.14136832 >>14136822 They're shit monster girls.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:32:49 2015 No.14136836

>>14136791
There are so many things I'd be okay with in MGE if it weren't for the fact that KC tried to play it off as good wholesome and natural. Like the insidious mindwashing and body shaping of mamono mana. And Sabbath. Seriously, fucking bomb that entire religion with ara ara cakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:33:14 2015 No.14136838 >>14136822 Except for that shit flying out of their eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:33:53 2015 No.14136840 >>14136821 >>14136832 Mad maledom fag detected. Don't worry, you still have Alice and Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:34:22 2015 No.14136845 File: 163 KB, 758x800, 1431750036798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136832 Whatever dude, they're pretty awesome. >>14136838 I think it's charming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:35:16 2015 No.14136852 File: 50 KB, 146x199, 1436912419244-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136825 >That may be because you dont like it when you become the slut. Actually I do; I just don't lie to myself that it's liberation not degradation

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:35:19 2015 No.14136853 >>14136829 >but most monsters are monogamous. Get a load of this guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:36:53 2015 No.14136857 >>14136821 >>14136832 >>14136840 Oh, I know what you were planning to do now. Tired of the peace and quiet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:37:33 2015 No.14136860 File: 141 KB, 500x500, 32523623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136832 >>14136840 >>14136853 You seem bored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:39:17 2015 No.14136871 >>14136852 Degradation is the liberation of your own individuality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:40:01 2015 No.14136872 File: 575 KB, 3264x2448, 1442814796994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14136845 The only thing more awesome than a Hellhound is more Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:41:15 2015 No.14136880 >>14136836 >being more rump rustled about sabbath than matangos and the parasites

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:42:36 2015 No.14136888 >>14136880 They are called 'monsters' for a reason.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:43:29 2015 No.14136892
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>>14136829
>I think of it as de-slutification.

I can't help but disagree, but whatever anon.

I guess this is my point, though. We can all come here and grouse about our different interpretations of what it means to be monsterized, whether the DL is a shit or not, and all these different perspectives are good things. I think it was Umberto Eco who said that "A good story is a machine for generating interpretations".
Which just makes KC's insistence that "NO IT'S ALL RAINBOWS STOP THINKING THAT" is doubly incomprehensible. It's like, he's done good by creating heroes and villains who are morally ambiguous, but then he's trying to deny that success by insisting "No, youve got it all wrong, they're simplistic, cartoonish black and white caricatures!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:43:43 2015 No.14136893 >>14136880 Parasites are fine if you're a guy, I wouldn't mind dicking a Parasite Slime. The body likely belonged to some dumb female warrior who was too shit to avoid being beat anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:43:50 2015 No.14136894 >>14135744 >Jubjubs are so horny that their unborn fetuses will turn into slime-lolis to fuck if they sense a man nearby JESUS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:46:25 2015 No.14136904 >>14136894 I want to use Gate of Babylon on a Monster Girl, she scoffs at it, then I reveal I went into the Item World of every single weapon and that all the weapons are level 300+! With Fully Leveled Innocents inside them!

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:46:53 2015 No.14136905

>>14136790
>"Well, it's erotic stuff to do with the ear. Things like sensual whispering and stimulation with delicate touches and certain noises." Her silence spurs you on. "Stuff like kissing the ear lobes, gentle blowing, ear cleaning, that sort of thing."
>The lich still remains silent, even after the conclusion of your explanation
>When you try to get a response out of her, she steps away out of your arms, turns and looks at you
>"Excuse me. I have other studying to do." On her last word, an unfelt breeze makes her hair and robe billow
>Her feet leave the ground, and she drifts off into the rest of the library, ascending to the higher shelves and turning a corner without another word
>You're left alone without warning, wondering just what might be going through her head
>Did you repel her with your ear play thing?
>Did she just get bored?
>Either way, you don't see her coming back
>Exsaperated, you leave the library with your book, deciding to putz around the sanctum for the rest of the day
>At the end of the day, you head up to bed, finding in unoccupied
>No surprise there. Liches didn't really need sleep. For her, it was more of a way to very effectively regenerate her powers, or spend more time with you
>Sometimes you'd wake up to find her staring at you, having stayed awake watching you throughout the entire night
>You slip into bed, the few candles about you illumanting the warmly-furnished room with a dim, golden-amber glow
>Time passes, but you don't feel yourself getting any sleepier, your mind still filled with racing, uncontrolled thoughts
>You would've passed it off as an effect of the lich's magic and blessing upon you, but you know it's more because you're wondering just what the hell she might be doing
>Jumping out of bed, you wonder back down through staircases, hallways and rooms until you enter back into the library

>>14136795
I'm a slow writer. Sorry.
That, and the lamp next to me is really warm. It's making me sleepy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:47:34 2015 No.14136907 >>14136872 Only idiots would want more of the little shits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:51:12 2015 No.14136921 >>14136892 Crawl back to your grave, Barthes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:52:46 2015 No.14136930 >>14136905 I have no idea what ear-play is, but I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:53:23 2015 No.14136932 >>14136907 Rather a happy idiot than "smart" and grumpy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:53:54 2015 No.14136935 >>14136880 There's worse out there, now that KC regularly tones down those monsters.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:55:14 2015 No.14136938

>>14136845
How warm do you think a Hellhound's body heat would be anon? Because I've always thought of them as being warmer than humans.
It'd be heavenly to cuddle with them.

>>14136872
>You'll never have a litter of affectionate Hellpups with your Hellhound Waifu
>They'll never swarm up to you and follow you to the living room while welcoming you home and asking about your day.
>You'll never watch them grow up into wonderful women and go to each of their weddings.
>They'll never come and visit you and your waifu with your Hellpup Grandkids with them.
>Your grandchildren will never sit around your chair and listen to you talk about how things were in the old days.
It hurts anon, it hurts real bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:56:08 2015 No.14136943 >>14136932 Your waifu is a shit eating cunt and you're a moron for loving her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:56:16 2015 No.14136944 >>14136880 There's nothing wrong with Parasite Slimes. Ropers are weird as fuck, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:56:35 2015 No.14136947 >>14136938 That would only feel nice if it was cold outside. Overheating is not pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:56:45 2015 No.14136948 >>14136935 > There's worse out there Such as?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:57:09 2015 No.14136951 >>14136930 Playing with the ear. God, what's hard to understand about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:57:17 2015 No.14136953 How would /mgt/ feel about rescuing two young MG twins who endeavor to become your wives as a thanks?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:57:55 2015 No.14136956

>>14136823
If some anubis thinks she can outfuck me, then she's surely mistaken.

I'll use every trick in the book to turn her mind purely and utterly white with the pleasure of sex. If my legs go numb for three days, then so be it. I'll make sure to fuck her so hard the impacts transcend time and make her legs wobble like jelly every time something touches her hypersensitive behind.
Hell, I'll fuck her so hard she literally turns into jelly from the waist down with the sheer, otherworldly pleasure. I'll turn her into one-half of a chocolate slimegirl, melting around the heat of my cock like an M&M on a person's tongue

I'll target every sensitive spot and erogenous zone with a touch so tender and precise, just the thought of my fingers upon her ears and navel will have her in cold sweats for weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:58:10 2015 No.14136957 >>14136953 What species? I don't rescue snakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:58:16 2015 No.14136958 >>14136953 Are they subs or doms? If they're subs they're trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 16:59:10 2015 No.14136961 >>14136957 that'd be up to you >>14136958 one sub one dom

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:00:09 2015 No.14136966 >>14136956 And at the end of the day she will still chain you to the radiator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:00:20 2015 No.14136967 >>14136953 I'd rather be rescued by two twins and become their husbando as a thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:00:22 2015 No.14136968 >>14136961 Just write about the dom then. Sub monster girls are fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:01:33 2015 No.14136972 >>14136968 Sodium man, are you back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:01:44 2015 No.14136973 File: 503 KB, 2840x4174, 1397065676085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Monoeye draws near! Command? [] Punch [] Molest [] Call her a dork [] Fuck her mother in front of her [] Kiss

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:02:40 2015 No.14136977 >>14136968 Your bait before didn't work and you want more uh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:02:47 2015 No.14136978 >>14136973 [x] Wave hello to

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:07 2015 No.14136982 >>14136973 >[x] Call her a dork >[x] Kiss >[x] Ruffle her hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:11 2015 No.14136983 >>14136973 >[X] Kiss

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:18 2015 No.14136984 >>14136973 Ignore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:34 2015 No.14136985 >>14136444 And bless you for sharing that adorable little thing there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:37 2015 No.14136986 >>14136973 How about fucking her mother on top of her while she's asleep?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:46 2015 No.14136987

>>14136880
>Not being rump rustled about shitty little brats bullying docile 2cute holstaurs for their giant glorious mounds, and persecuring other well endowed women within the sphere of their influence
>Not being rump rustled about poisonous bitter little fucks who instead of doing something about their rampant breast envy, instead steal and indoctrinate men into becoming pedophiles, glorifying their shortcomings rather than remedying them
>Not being rump rustled over a bunch of shitty fanatics who have a religion based entirely around hating what they don't have, and glorifying the fact that they don't have it

I would take a legion of matango infested futa cait siths in yuri relationships with parasites, if it meant the total eradication of the Sabbath. I mean, I'd kill myself after, once the deed is done, but then that just makes me a martyr.

No one bullies my titty monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:03:51 2015 No.14136988 >>14136973 [x] Call dork, kiss and molest

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:04:01 2015 No.14136989 >>14136968 They are okay if they like to get choked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:04:23 2015 No.14136993 >>14136973 [X] Call her a dork [X] Molest [X] Call her a dork [X] Kiss [X] Call her a dork

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:04:58 2015 No.14136996 >>14136986 Then she won't be able to see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:05:03 2015 No.14136997 >>14136973 [x] Bully

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:06:13 2015 No.14137002 >>14136987 You are an inspiration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:06:46 2015 No.14137005 >>14136987 Holsts titties are 2big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:06:54 2015 No.14137007 >>14136989 Sub monster girls are never okay, they're trash and the faggots who like them are even worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:07:35 2015 No.14137009 >>14137005 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:08:07 2015 No.14137010 >>14136987 Stay buttmad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:11:09 2015 No.14137019 >>14137010 I will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:11:37 2015 No.14137020 File: 185 KB, 1000x1000, 1423504296808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's talk more about Hellpups and the act of making Hellpups

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:13:21 2015 No.14137024 >>14137020 sometimes they need to be put down when they bite others, as has been shown in these threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:13:51 2015 No.14137025 >>14137020 >the act of making Hellpups Well you see, Anon, when a man is too tired to keep running from a Hellhound...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:14:15 2015 No.14137026 >>14137020 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:14:27 2015 No.14137027 >>14137024 I'll put you down you little shit. Just kidding, let's talk about monster girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:15:20 2015 No.14137031 >>14137025 ...They get forced into a shitty marriage with a monster girl then don't like, which then leads to their suicide a few weeks later.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:15:37 2015 No.14137032

>>14136905
>When you make your way back to the library, you find it almost the same as the way you left it
>Silent, and apparently utterly deserted
>You call out to your lich waifu, voice echoing uncomfortably
>Ten seconds
>Twenty seconds
>Still no answer
>Sighing, you look over at the table she was once working at
>Or rather, the two tables
>Some time since you were gone, a second table was added a few feet away from the first, both still covered in books and reams of paperwork
>You look over at the first
>It's been untouched, incomprehensible diagrams and runes staring back blankly at you from the papers
>You walk over to the second, and find the myriad books' and papers' contents much easier to understand
>Anatomical diagrams of the head, nerve diagrams, studies on sounds and vibrations
>Well, it's not hard to see where this is going
>Smiling, you see no point to staying in the library any longer, seeing as how she doesn't actually seems to be here
>You make your way back to bed, content that you at least know what she's studying this time around
>The candles are dimmer as you slink back under the thick, warm covers
>They've probably got just an hour left before the wick burns out
>Closing your eyes, you let out a breath and snuggle up to nothing...
>Then, through closed eyelids, the room suddenly becomes infinitely darker

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:16:20 2015 No.14137033 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, 1437708546382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137020 Hellpups are cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:17:23 2015 No.14137037 >>14137027 Let's discuss big Kitsune asses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:18:00 2015 No.14137040 >>14137033 No they're not. Hellpups are shitheads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:18:05 2015 No.14137041 >>14137032 oh my

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:18:06 2015 No.14137042 >>14137020 >the act of making Hellpups You mean when the local Stork girl brings one from the Hellpup factory?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:18:24 2015 No.14137043 File: 118 KB, 512x512, 1431092570731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137037 yes lets

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:18:28 2015 No.14137044 >>14136973 [X]Fatten

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:19:14 2015 No.14137048 >>14137040 You're a shithead, you perpetually salty faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:19:47 2015 No.14137050 >>14137033 I wouldn't mind a Hellpup version of the mini Ushi-Oni picture. Imagine being crawled all over by warm Hellpups who keep begging you to play fetch with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:19:50 2015 No.14137051 >>14137043 Not big enough.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:20:26 2015 No.14137054

>>14137025
>You'll never be chased by a Hellhound.
>You'll never lure her into your bedroom, while laying down on your bed.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with a sore pelvis and a Hellhound clinging to you like a teddy bear.
>You'll never start planning the wedding with her once she wakes up.
Aw man.
>>14137031
Says you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:20:40 2015 No.14137055 >>14137044 Now she's a fat dorky monoeye. She's going to get bullied all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:21:06 2015 No.14137056 >>14136996 But she'll wake up and be so overcome with various emotions that she'll just lie there and pretend to still be asleep while tears roll down her face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:21:32 2015 No.14137058 >>14137033 Are all hellpups instinctively scared of thunder because their instincts see it as Zeus closing in ? you know since they used to work for hades and stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:22:27 2015 No.14137061 >>14137048 Your waifu is a fucking cunt and your daughter is equally as shit. Go kill yourself you cockgobbling faggot. >>14137054 You too you beta faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:22:54 2015 No.14137062 >>14137043 Why is it whenever I see monstergirls with condoms I always imagine they're stocking up on emergency snacks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:23:28 2015 No.14137064 File: 678 KB, 480x320, 1438803379817.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137061

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:24:25 2015 No.14137068 >>14137058 I thought Zeus and Hades got along fairly well in the original mythology, being brothers and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:25:26 2015 No.14137069 >>14137064 Not now duane

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:26:55 2015 No.14137074 >>14137054 >a Hellhound clinging to you like a teddy bear. My poor heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:27:40 2015 No.14137075 File: 87 KB, 582x600, 1442167213448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hellpups I cringe every time I see this word it sounds like a straight up furry term.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:27:47 2015 No.14137076 >>14137074 Imagining just about any monstergirl holding you like that is adorable when you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:27:53 2015 No.14137077 Femdomfags are worse than sand niggers. They take everything and let you have nothing in return

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:28:27 2015 No.14137081 >>14137075 Would you rather the phrase "heckhounds"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:29:16 2015 No.14137083 >>14137077 Elaborate? >>14137081 Gee-Wilickers!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:30:18 2015 No.14137087 File: 73 KB, 129x150, 1442852928774.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137069 Now is the time, anon. >>14137077

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:31:01 2015 No.14137090

>>14137020
>remote, sparsely island akin to Iceland, bleak, sparse and grassy, craggy and covered with geometric dark rocks, lots of sulfurous geysers and hot springs
>bitterly cold winters with lots of snow
>you go there on a back packing trip for "self discovery"
>you're in the middle of dick nowhere when you break your leg
>you think you're fucked until you're rescued by a hellhound picking flowers
>she's young but it turns out she'd been running the only general store for a few hundred miles all by herself and living alone
>it's a fairly bleak existence
>she sets your leg and nurses you back to health
>she loves your company and tries to talk to you about everything, especially the world outside the island
>you become fast friends and your relationship deepens over the few months you've stuck around with her
>she awkwardly yet aggressively tries to make some romantic advances towards you
>you bully her and she gets mad, but you return her feelings
>you decide to stick together and "do the deed"
>spawn 3 pups a few months later
>it's winter
>they play around in the snow making steam where they tread
>no need for heaters or a fire, as your wife and daughterus radiate tons of heat
>sleeping in a big, comfy bed with your wife, your daughterus piled on top of you both

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:31:44 2015 No.14137092 >>14137083 Don't respond to him anon, he's just trying to start shit again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:34:28 2015 No.14137095 >>14137076 Like a Lich. What I'd give to be hugged by a sleeping Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:35:30 2015 No.14137098 >>14137092 He's been trying for a while now, judging by how he keeps trying to start it with Hellhounds my bet would be he's the same anon responsible for that edgy green text.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:35:33 2015 No.14137099 >>14137076 I want a Cheshire to hold me while whispering lewd things into my ear.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:37:24 2015 No.14137104

>>14137032
>Your eyes fly open, but there's nothing for them to focus on, and even after seconds, no sign of them adjusting to the lesser light
>It's pitch black in a literal sense
>Not a natural darkness, then
>You call out to the lich questioningly
>In her own sanctum, this magic could only be her work, or the work of her thralls, so it's nothing to actually fear
>But the lack of any response unsettles you nevertheless
>You make a move to get up, but your body simply doesn't move
>You're not numb, but it's like sleep paralysis: some fundamental disconnect between your brain, and every muscle in your body
>You call her name again in a hushed tone, trapped, unable to move, yet pinned down by no physical force
>Suddenly, you feel a weight settle on your waist, above the covers
>It's that telltale feeling, the weight of something alive
>Or at least, alive in just a particular sence
>That shifting weight settles upon your waist, and you feel two more points of pressure upon your chest
>Hands, slowly laid down upon you to take the weight of their owner as she ceases her levitation
>Those hands slowly, deliberately pad one after the other upon your chest, higher and higher, until you feel them press into the pillow on either side of your head
>You can feel control of your body return to you, but you dare not move an inch as the silence above you climbs up your body
>You can't see, but she's right there, undead and unbreathing, not even a heartbeat to betray her presence
>But you can feel her pressure. Not so much a living presence, but a fantastic, magical compulsion that feels like some sentient electrical charge, setting your hairs on end
>When she eventually settles down atop you, you sigh
>Her perfectly lithe body, her breasts, her entire weight upon you
>Only then does she speak, uttering your name once
>It cuts through the darkness and silence like a finger slicing cleanly through a body of water, a whisper that tantalises you with sound alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:38:51 2015 No.14137107 File: 396 KB, 759x929, Louis_CK_Kuwait_crop[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] say it with me, /jp/: little kobold tits BIG HELLHOUND BOOBS

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:39:27 2015 No.14137111 >>14137104 >Her perfectly lithe body, her breasts, her entire weight upon you mmm baby

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:40:16 2015 No.14137115 >>14137099 She must be a lewd girl to be able to do that in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:41:12 2015 No.14137118 >>14137107 >not liking both Then again, I'm only into flat chests if the character has a big butt to compensate.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:42:25 2015 No.14137121

>>14137099
>She presses her soft breasts against you while wrapping her arms around you
>She lets out a content sound that's almost like a purr
>She leans in next to your ear, so close that her breath is giving you a funny sensation in your ear
>It's then she whispers it
>"Oi anon, fancy a bit of slap n tickle?"

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:46:41 2015 No.14137131

I want to dedicate my life to researching a substance that repels mamono mana under orders of the government, hidden away in an secret underground lab for decades upon decades. By the time I finally finish my magnum opus, I'll be at the very end of my life, close to fading away to the next life, but not before injecting some of it in my own body to ensure a safe passage to the other side without having Will o wisps come after me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:46:50 2015 No.14137132 Speaking of flat chests, if you had a hellhound or a wurm with one you could literally use their chest as an ironing board

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:48:05 2015 No.14137134 >>14137121 Rock solid right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:48:27 2015 No.14137136 >>14136790 >>14136905 >>14137032 >>14137104 >More Lich stuff Hooray! >Lich doing sensory deprivation play DOUBLE HOORAY!

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:49:12 2015 No.14137141

>>14137107
>Louis "sacrifice your son at the hellhound altar" CK walks on stage
>TEENY TINY
>the audience groans with discontent
>KOBOLD TITS
>the crowd grimaces, some visibly dry heaving
>What we NEED is to breed the kobold gene out of monsterdom!
>people begin to recover clapping and nodding in agreement
>Eugenics is good! and the mighty obsidian BOOBS will be our deliverance!
>Tears awash the faces of the domesticated flat inferiors as they kneel in reverence to glistening naked hellhounds entering the crowd
>WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
>Louie CK drops the mic as a fat hellhound breast jams up against his face and into his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:51:43 2015 No.14137149 File: 753 KB, 992x800, cff34ffc495d1d69343ec7f5ddf3898f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137037 I prefer tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:52:51 2015 No.14137154 >>14137115 It's a reflex. They're one of the few monster girls that can sleeptalk lewdly. >>14137121 I want this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:53:52 2015 No.14137160 >>14137149 Really, a fox is not complete without both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:54:19 2015 No.14137164 File: 304 KB, 1300x1000, 1431476772977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137149 but hometown anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:55:13 2015 No.14137167 >>14137154 >>14137134 We found the British Anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:56:00 2015 No.14137171 >>14137167 Not British. Not anymore.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:56:11 2015 No.14137172

>Have Wolf Pup you see when you go up to the snowy Cabin your folks own
>She is rather affectionate, licking you and rubbing your face with hers
>Have to sell the Cabin due to financial reasons and don't see her again
>Re-Buy it years later.
>Go Back, can't find her
>Perhaps she moved on
>Suddenly you hear a rustling in the snow
>Get tackled and licked by big ol wolf girl.
>She remember your scent for years and waited for you to come back

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:59:10 2015 No.14137183 >>14137172 go on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:01:17 2015 No.14137191 >>14137167 Nah, I'm american. I just have a fetish for accents is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:02:13 2015 No.14137196 >>14137183 What more do you need? Are you implying you're not going to give her some pups?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:02:51 2015 No.14137198 >>14134876 Shantak is better than Nightmares. Has wing cuddles like a Harpy and breasts like Dairy Breed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:04:14 2015 No.14137202 >>14137167 I'm the one who wrote the greentext and I was making fun of my own country, damn people for finding intentionally silly dialogue sexy. I still would that Cheshire though.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:05:28 2015 No.14137207

>>14137104
>Of course, she never speaks much
>And even when she does, it's with brevity, barely above a whisper
>One might think that having spoken so little, her voice wouldn't be that appealing
>How wrong they'd be
>"Is this desirable, husband?" she whispers, and god, is it more than that
>Her whisper is refined to perfection, she doesn't even need to try to put the stresses on all the right syllables
>Without your sight, her curiously unheated presence and subdued, divine voice are your entire world
>You can't hear breathing. After all, why would you
>So you have no warning for when she speaks again, millimetres from your right ear, your body tensing and melting with simultaneous shivers
>"I did some reading, Love." She ennunciates each word with crystal clarity, making sure to put extra, breathy emphasis on the "Love".
>"You probably saw." Oh god, the way she draws out every word.
>You can hear your heart pumping in you ears, breathing going out of control
>She's pressing your buttons like she's known how to do this for years
>A second jolt passes through your body like a lightning bolt when something cold and soft clamps down upon your earlobes
>Her lips, as delicate as snow, begin to knead and kiss as if it was your own mouth she's working upon, the wet snap and pop of saliva as she opens her mouth filling your head with overpowering feelings
>Slowly, under her weight, against the warm, heavy covers, you feel yourself stiffen down there
>She licks and sucks, wetting the lobes and ridges of your ear in small, seperate strokes, and kissing them dry again

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:05:32 2015 No.14137208 >>14137191 >>14137202 > "Are you havin' a laff? I'm not faffin' about!" > "I mean it! You're going to be right raped, you are!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:05:51 2015 No.14137210 I wanna pump a Wurm full of Hathor milk until I can use her breasts as pillows. Since she's a Wurm she probably wouldn't even notice the extra weight, although she would have to make her tunnels much wider.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:07:07 2015 No.14137215 >>14137202 >>14137208 I would a lovable chimney sweep Cheshire. It's still a mystery how she fits down those chimneys with her hips, ass and breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:07:47 2015 No.14137222 >>14137210 but what if she overdoses and becomes immobile from her breasts and or tummy!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:08:12 2015 No.14137225 >>14137215 Same way she wears those heels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:09:03 2015 No.14137229 >>14137164 >>14137149 Why can't they have both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:09:12 2015 No.14137230 >>14137222 Wurm strength prevents immobilization. She might accidentally crash into things with too large of funbags though. >Tummy No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:09:31 2015 No.14137233 >>14137225 But how?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:10:43 2015 No.14137239 >>14137164 >>14137149 http://i.imgur.com/l3y52C3.jpg She has both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:10:53 2015 No.14137241 >>14137164 >>14137160 >>14137149 >implying the best foxed don't have dfc and modest-sized but finely shaped butts

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:11:15 2015 No.14137242 >>14137207 This is appealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:11:49 2015 No.14137245 >>14137241 I'm afraid I have to disagree with you there anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:12:57 2015 No.14137248 >>14137241 I agree with the sentiment, but I wouldn't go so far as to say "best."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:13:27 2015 No.14137250 I want to watch a zombie flick with an undead MG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:16:23 2015 No.14137260 File: 772 KB, 744x1000, 7b260440f66f4f5e31d8cda7b1db613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137239 I've seen WAAAAY bigger, but the pictures I have certainly aren't SFW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:16:57 2015 No.14137262 >>14137172 imagine her little hands holding your cheeks as she rubs her forehead against yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:17:33 2015 No.14137264 File: 225 KB, 800x1200, 1443133053063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:18:47 2015 No.14137268 >>14137264 Love that game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:18:55 2015 No.14137269 >>14137260 That kimono looks a bit small on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:19:01 2015 No.14137272 I want to smack a Hellhound on the nose and tell her she's a bad girl that should leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:29:32 2015 No.14137303 File: 448 KB, 500x647, 1420387266114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smut when

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:32:07 2015 No.14137310 >>14137272 >Call her a bad girl >Her ears get droopy and she leaves you alone Look what you did, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:32:15 2015 No.14137312 >>14137303 Never, Krampus is a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:32:39 2015 No.14137314 >>14137303 She resembles a 90s cartoon character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:33:39 2015 No.14137315 >>14137310 Not my fault she couldn't take the hint that I didn't like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:34:24 2015 No.14137319 File: 317 KB, 675x600, yeti kids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are the most low maintenance MG kids to take care of? Highest maintenance?

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:35:30 2015 No.14137322
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I'm not sure if I'll finish this lich ear-play thing tonight. I'm pretty tired.

Those of you following, you okay if I pastebin it? I can always post the rest when it's finished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:36:20 2015 No.14137324 >>14137322 >you okay if I pastebin it? Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:37:47 2015 No.14137326 >>14137303 It could happen, but it would probably be some serious BDSM stuff, and I'm not the best at writing that.

ThunderBrother Thu Sep 24 18:37:58 2015 No.14137327
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Good afternoon.

Just dropping by to give you guys Falling Leaves Chapter 7.

You can find it here: http://pastebin.com/ddcmpLV9#

This is, basically, the end of what could be considered "part one." I have a solid theme in mind for the remainder but don't know exactly how it'll play out just yet. In the meantime, I hope you all enjoy it.

Since I did one of the later scenes in this chapter differently than I usually do, I'd appreciate some feedback on this chapter if you guys have any, even though I'll be asleep for the next eight hours.

And I did it in just two weeks and a couple days! So there, write-fast-kun!

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:40:18 2015 No.14137335

>>14137319
Lowest? Kikis. You only have to give them headpats to recharge them every day or two, so simple.
Highest? Probably Anubis or grape snakes. They seem like the types their husbands would be constantly taking care of, even if just behind the scenes.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:42:08 2015 No.14137342
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>>14137326
You make it sound like it's hard to please thread-goers in here unless you're from TFT and aren't an exception to the rule like ThunderBro, or if you aren't intentionally stirring shit like "I'm-Not-A-Name-Fag-But-I-Euthanize-Daughterus-Anyway" guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:42:54 2015 No.14137345 >>14137335 >Grapesnakes >Not taking care of their husbands

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:45:06 2015 No.14137351 >>14137345 >Most monster girls >Caring about their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:46:15 2015 No.14137356 >>14137342 The problem is the whole psychological side of it. I don't much care for BDSM, so I don't really know much about that part of it. At least not enough to write well & make it semi-entertaining. Vanilla sex is easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:47:15 2015 No.14137360 >>14137351 Shit bait to be honest.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:47:47 2015 No.14137364

>>14137324
http://pastebin.com/Zy4hu8xG
There it is. If you don't see me post the rest, it'll be in there before 24 hours.
'Night.
Figures, I only feel like writing when I'm on the brink of sleep.

>>14137327
At least I've got this to look forward to reading when I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:51:04 2015 No.14137373 >>14137356 You could always ask one of the good writefags about it if they know then? Or google-fu it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:52:05 2015 No.14137380 >>14137327 This is my favorite story in a long time. I love you, extra homo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 18:54:58 2015 No.14137396 >TFW want to write semi-plot filled story >TFW get bored of it and just want to write stupid smut because it'd never be as good as RS or TB anyway

>>	ThunderBrother Thu Sep 24 18:55:11 2015 No.14137397 >>14137380 This is the highest compliment I've gotten in a long time. I love you, too, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:00:35 2015 No.14137422 >>14137396 You will surely be as good as them someday with that kind of attitude. I bet TB and RS were good the second they started writing and never wrote anything shitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:01:55 2015 No.14137429 >>14137327 I remember that in the original version of Falling Leaves, that Tanuki had slept with a bunch of men prior to meeting the MC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:04:42 2015 No.14137439 >>14137429 Well monster girls are sluts, so what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:05:54 2015 No.14137444 >>14137439 Salt man please go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:06:26 2015 No.14137446 >>14137429 And this matters because...? As long as it's not concurrent, who cares?

ThunderBrother Thu Sep 24 19:06:46 2015 No.14137450
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>>14137396
Rome wasn't built in a day. If you have to then you can take it slow. It's fine as long as you just write. Then write some more. It doesn't even have to be a good, original idea. Ideas don't make good writing; good writing makes good writing. As long as you get your words on paper/monitor then that means you're progressing in some way. I've been building my Rome since I was twelve and I don't think I'll stop progressing for a long long time.

tl;dr: You shut your whore mouth and write.

>>14137429
Shhh don't tell anyone about the shit version.

Oh God I'm not going to get any sleep now. Seriously going to bed this time. Goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:07:02 2015 No.14137452 >>14137444 But it's true anon, like it or not they are slutty as fuck before finding a man to settle down with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:07:09 2015 No.14137454 Thank you mods.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:07:33 2015 No.14137455

>>14137396
>Comparing yourself to other writefags.
>Especially with something that hasn't even been written yet.
Dude.
Assuming you learn from your mistakes and constructive criticism, you can only get better.
If you seriously need somebody to compare yourself to, choose an acclaimed author.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:12:10 2015 No.14137473

>>14137396
At least you'll never be as bad as Kojima
I just rescued Code Talker. The game went from a great stealth action game, to a creepy Silent Hill/F.E.A.R kind of thing, and now it's decided to be a prequel to the movie Pontypool. What in the actual fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:12:36 2015 No.14137476 >>14137452 Shhh, bait harder faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:14:11 2015 No.14137480 >>14137473 It's entirely possible that Kojima might have been a bit salty over Silent Hills' cancellation. Also I get the feeling that Konami screwed him in a few places during development.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:15:53 2015 No.14137485
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which song would you seduce your MG waifu with, what kind of MG are you singing to, and do you think it will work?

me
>werebat
song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:18:11 2015 No.14137495

>>14137480
Its a shame too. That section where you find the lab/hospital full of people with earbuds in their throats and those creepy radios in the misty valley gave a better Silent Hill atmosphere than most of the recent Silent Hill games themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:20:26 2015 No.14137505 File: 91 KB, 620x877, 592c7df2e87d7b992f988255098069d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137485 Hellhound https://youtu.be/yIAh5tETh1c

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:24:10 2015 No.14137527 >>14137485 Hellhound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxW0n5Fe5CY And it'd be less me singing, and more me holding a boombox up outside her window. I'm trying to clue her in that I want her to hunt me down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:25:59 2015 No.14137537 >>14137485 I'm too shy to do any kind of singing so none.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:27:41 2015 No.14137545 File: 139 KB, 650x619, 1434924947092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137485 Cyclops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro You should've seen this coming

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:36:04 2015 No.14137570 >>14135744 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:37:51 2015 No.14137575 >>14137505 Wow anon, I actually really like this song. Thanks, will be checking out some other stuff like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:41:59 2015 No.14137586 >>14137575 Burial's great, he's an /mu/ sweetheart. start with his first album and go from there, he really changes as an artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:42:01 2015 No.14137587 >>14137570 NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:46:12 2015 No.14137602 >>14137485 >Kikimora Nights in White Satin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YETehUu9Gkc

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:46:34 2015 No.14137604 I want to join the wurm panzer corps. The wurms are the tanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:46:46 2015 No.14137606 >>14137455 Alot of the ideas I have are either pretentious or just focus on "meh" to bad MGs, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:48:10 2015 No.14137610 >>14137485 I don't even know what kind of MG would be seduced by this song. https://youtu.be/IAsrVmVkXFg

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:50:09 2015 No.14137615 File: 780 KB, 1280x1268, 1420353107356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137485 Guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSr0AJJaPc

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:50:22 2015 No.14137616 >>14137604 I imagined that scene from Age of Ultron where Hulk just charges through the bunker and it explodes, except with a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:51:14 2015 No.14137619 >>14137615 Jotaro's not a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:51:38 2015 No.14137622 >>14137615 You. You are mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:54:07 2015 No.14137629 >>14137615 ! !

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 19:59:04 2015 No.14137649 File: 26 KB, 270x390, demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137485 demon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hpPSowmry4

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:08:13 2015 No.14137697 File: 246 KB, 1500x1500, 1440808239660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEALTH A BEST

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:09:22 2015 No.14137701 >>14137697 Soft tanuki's for head patting! Tail brushing! And, most importantly, feeding goods so you can slap their stuffed bellies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:10:22 2015 No.14137705 >>14137629 I wonder if an anubis makes the alert noise when you poke her tummy glyphs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:10:48 2015 No.14137706 Also, humpty egg got translated if anyone doesn't know already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:12:39 2015 No.14137719 Who is fyad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:13:02 2015 No.14137722 >>14137706 and it's shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:14:37 2015 No.14137727 >>14137706 Read the thread, meester man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:15:55 2015 No.14137728 >>14137705 There's only one way to find out anon, you know that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:16:02 2015 No.14137729 >>14133362 >Golem >The GENKIEST >Chubby >Chimera What does Chimera mean? Golem has Ignis inside of her? >Ignis >Motherly CC >Muscled >Twins >Golem (Ignis) >Racial Norm >Chubby >An old, tired business woman

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:18:35 2015 No.14137741 >>14137727 I used a space in the search instead of an underscore. Looks like everyone had the same reaction as me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:18:53 2015 No.14137744 >>14137697 >That little bit of pubic hair I like that. That cold stare, too. Not much else, but those two things are nice. Don't actually see too much MG stuff with pubic hair. Aside from the times her lower half is largely covered, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:20:11 2015 No.14137745 >>14137729 Yes, it's a golem mixed with a an ignis so, yes, a burning golem. they're also all tired old business women who's fires burn a pale blue and gutter every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:20:19 2015 No.14137746 File: 226 KB, 800x538, 1436210026275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137485 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w74YVOShNYo

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:20:42 2015 No.14137748 >>14135744 all i'm taking from this is that jubjub eggs increase semen production. so i would be able to enjoy my waifu's unfertilzed eggs for breakfast and give her endless bukkake in return. humpty egg is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:23:31 2015 No.14137758 >>14137748 A lot of things do that. One must wonder what a man on jub jub eggs and manticore venom could do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:25:03 2015 No.14137765 File: 297 KB, 1018x1400, 1443140703345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anybody have the translated EMG profiles for the species? I need it for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:26:48 2015 No.14137772 >>14137765 >incase

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:27:06 2015 No.14137775 >>14137765 >TraceCase Nigger what are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:28:35 2015 No.14137786 >>14137765 >Incase Out

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:29:52 2015 No.14137788 >>14137765 >dat nose

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:30:06 2015 No.14137789 >>14137765 Google is your friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:32:54 2015 No.14137795 >>14137765 >Incase

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:33:41 2015 No.14137798 >>14137789 >still using the search engine jew

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:34:03 2015 No.14137800 >>14137758 Now I'm curious as to how much sperm increasing stuff you can get in a guy. This is quickly followed up by what would happen if you turned him loose on a familiar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:36:00 2015 No.14137806 >>14137765 Look at the boorus you retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:41:23 2015 No.14137832 >>14137765 that is one ugly nose

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:41:34 2015 No.14137835 File: 1.09 MB, 1013x1322, 52582569_p8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:42:17 2015 No.14137840 >>14137798 Not much of a choice tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:43:08 2015 No.14137846 >>14137835 What're smiling about, you filthy husband/stranger beater?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:44:27 2015 No.14137849 >>14137835 Ears worth molesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:45:56 2015 No.14137851 >>14135744 This shouldn't expand dong. But it does. But, what the shit KC. Wonderland is starting to sound like the type of place you go to just to say you survived it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:46:15 2015 No.14137853 >>14137835 Cheating slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:46:55 2015 No.14137860 >>14135744 any reason why he is churning out these profiles faster than usual?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:47:28 2015 No.14137862 >>14137851 You know, that's pretty much Wonderland in a nutshell Going there is purely for bragging rights. If you survive

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:48:18 2015 No.14137866 >>14137835 Holsts are the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:48:28 2015 No.14137867 >>14137835 Whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:49:09 2015 No.14137871 File: 30 KB, 1200x684, 1442808028322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:49:29 2015 No.14137873 >>14137835 She's pretty cute. How may cups of milk can she produce with those Q Cups of hers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:49:30 2015 No.14137874 >>14137846 That's unfair. She never beat Kimihito, and she wasn't married to the guy she did beat up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:49:51 2015 No.14137876 >>14137851 Well, that's kind of how regular wonderland is, so it kinda makes sense that monstergirl wonderland is, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:50:25 2015 No.14137878 >>14137862 I want to go there and come back with a trio of loli cheshires of varying ages whom I've adopted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:50:59 2015 No.14137882 >>14137485 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc It works 100% of the time, with any MG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:51:26 2015 No.14137885 >>14137874 It's a shame. I like her design. I wish we could have art of her without people yelling "slut/ntr"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:51:32 2015 No.14137886 >>14137860 He set a deadline of when to have 200 by and it's getting close, so he's rushing to reach the goal now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:52:25 2015 No.14137891 >>14137874 Violent girls that are never violent towards their love is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:52:51 2015 No.14137894 >>14137874 Homestay host, yeah. By the way, beating up the person who willingly lets you freeload in their house so you can adapt to human society makes it even worse. Shit cow with a nice design, is all she is. Not all that glitters is gold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:53:05 2015 No.14137895 >>14137886 ah I was wondering if he was fired from his job and had a lot of free time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:53:07 2015 No.14137896 >>14137891 You speak the truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:53:43 2015 No.14137898 >>14137862 but think about all the tea parties and sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:54:07 2015 No.14137903 >>14137886 so once he gets 200 is he going to start working on his game?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:54:56 2015 No.14137906 >>14137885 Yeah, it's a shame. There's a dude in the MM threads who hates Cathyl and the people who do not also hate Cathyl. He exhibits AM levels of hate towards them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:55:52 2015 No.14137912 >>14137891 Evil girls that are evil with everyone but their lover is mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:56:38 2015 No.14137920 Why aren't you making art of your waifu, anon? Surely she'd appreciate the effort.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:57:41 2015 No.14137923

>>14137885
Let's face it, if they weren't focused on the tit-groping, more people would just be focused on her short-sighted, violent personality, and she'd be called shit either way.

>>14137894
Whom she does claim is her "Boyfriend", let's not forget that nice little cherry on top.

>>14137891
So what about ones that're violent to their love interest? Case in point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:57:54 2015 No.14137924 >>14137860 >>14137886 I wonder if he'll update at shorter intervals now. Also, why the hell are these shitty street sign captchas back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:58:22 2015 No.14137928 >>14137920 I feel bad for anyone that waifu'd a shit girl like her. Just like how I feel bad for anyone reading that EMG garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:59:55 2015 No.14137937 >>14137928 Ahh I wasn't talking about EMG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 20:59:56 2015 No.14137936 >>14137485 >Alp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4 It'd certainly make her face red.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:00:02 2015 No.14137938 File: 240 KB, 1280x1024, Uni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137920 Cause I still can't figure out her backstory. In the meantime, I just write about other waifus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:00:11 2015 No.14137940 >>14137891 >>14137896 >Violent girls that are never violent towards their lover That's calleda girl with mental problems, Anons. Unless you're masochistic, in which case I won't judge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:00:48 2015 No.14137942 >>14134140 Anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:02:07 2015 No.14137947 >>14137920 Please see near the top of the thread. I cannot draw; thus I must leve the talents of others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:02:18 2015 No.14137949 >>14137920 Because I don't have actual skills, Alp is literally better than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:03:11 2015 No.14137954 >>14137938 She's a loli who fell into a vat of radioactive tits. There.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:03:30 2015 No.14137956 >>14134369 Why would anybody like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:03:32 2015 No.14137957 >>14137940 >A girl that beats up anyone but you means that you're masochistic I think you got that mixed up, chief

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:03:41 2015 No.14137958 >>14137942 What a coincidence, I just got home. Yeah, I'll finish this part tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:04:14 2015 No.14137961 >>14137958 Excelsior!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:04:34 2015 No.14137963 >>14137954 Does she shoot out beams that turn monster girls into oppai lolis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:04:36 2015 No.14137964 >>14137949 >Being beaten by Alp in the art department Son, the gun is on the table.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:05:09 2015 No.14137967 >>14137920 Because every time I try to draw it comes out looking like something that mangled hand guy from Scary Movie 2 would draw. Because every time I try to write it makes Alp's shit look like The Godfather's screen play.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:05:25 2015 No.14137970

>>14137912
>You will never be husbando'd by a cartoon villian MG
>She will never drag you along on her schemes for moral support
>You will never bro it up with Super Wurm's boyfriend as she and your wife have sn epic battle
>You will never have cuddlesex with her to cheer her up after yet another failed doomsday plot
>She will never give birth to a bunch of "evil minions" who she will train to become even more dastardly than her one day
>You will never throw a party for your daughters' first successful heist

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:05:52 2015 No.14137972 File: 173 KB, 1150x980, ecb46a033121f2f3233838bb1a6c8017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137963 It does kinds look like she could shoot eye-lasers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:06:30 2015 No.14137973 >>14137940 That's not M or S you fucking idiot. It's schadenfreude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:07:41 2015 No.14137978 File: 23 KB, 700x364, 1442960389340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137871 [muffled awawa in the distance]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:07:43 2015 No.14137979 >>14137938 I wish there was SFW art of Arekishis oppai loli Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:08:08 2015 No.14137980 .LESS PLS COME BACK WE MISS YOU PLS WE WON'T BULLY YOUR WAIFU ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:09:36 2015 No.14137984 >>14137978 >"AWAWAWAWawawawa..." Cute shit. >>14137980 The only things he ever draws are his OCs or Bobs shit, so it wouldn't be much of a loss if he died.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:10:06 2015 No.14137987 File: 66 KB, 700x324, 1441938991676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137978 [Awawawa Intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:10:15 2015 No.14137991 >>14137957 >>14137973 Oh boy I read that as "violent girls who are even more violent to their lover" Fuck I need a new brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:10:57 2015 No.14137996 >>14137980 No we don't miss him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:11:09 2015 No.14137997 >>14137987 I want to surprise blind little wendigo with a hug from behind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:11:49 2015 No.14137999 >>14137991 You know, a good nights rest can do wonders to the mind Or so I hear

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:12:03 2015 No.14138000 >>14137938 > Uni writefaggotry This is relevant to my interests...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:12:10 2015 No.14138002 >>14137980 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:12:35 2015 No.14138005 >>14137980 >we

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:12:37 2015 No.14138006 >>14137984 I do wish he weren't so picky with the girls he likes. I once asked him to draw Kakuen girls and he was like "Noooo~. No Kakuens. D:" And then I tried to come up with something else as I silently expressed my disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:13:19 2015 No.14138008 >>14137903 He wants to release a new volume of the MGE for every 100 profiles. After this one comes that RPG and a World Guide on magic/the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:13:24 2015 No.14138010 >>14137996 I do

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:13:36 2015 No.14138012 File: 594 KB, 2623x1769, 1441854821662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:13:40 2015 No.14138013 >>14137980 I miss him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:14:39 2015 No.14138019 >>14137980 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:15:44 2015 No.14138022 >>14137980 I miss him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:17:00 2015 No.14138026 I wanna cuddle with a Wolfu when it's cold out! Maybe get some blankets and hot cocoa if it gets really cold!

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:17:07 2015 No.14138028

>>14138006
I have that in the opposite for stupid shit. Keep not writing about girls I like because have this retarded notion the thread hates almost everything instead of just the writer.

.less is pretty lax to work with on commissions though so long as you don't pressure him constantly with updates. Can't say anything else for the other drawfags that have commissions open like Monorus because I've never done business with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:17:15 2015 No.14138029 >>14137984 I guess you can say that we couldn't care .LESS

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:17:19 2015 No.14138030 >>14137980 Shut up .less

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:17:22 2015 No.14138031 >>14138006 >"Noooo~. No Kakuens. D:" Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:18:00 2015 No.14138032 >>14137980 What? What happened? Didn't he post in this thread earlier?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:18:44 2015 No.14138034 >>14137980 If I have to choose between not having nothing from him at all or him drawing shit I'll go for the former.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:18:47 2015 No.14138035 File: 1.17 MB, 3058x2600, 1442961644739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14138012 Helping helpless Wendigos is its own reward

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:18:48 2015 No.14138036 .less may be a faggot, but he is our faggot. I don't want to feel the same thing I felt when moot left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:21:43 2015 No.14138041 >>14138034 not having anything*

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:23:27 2015 No.14138047 >>14138036 moot tried to nuke 4chan and make it PC to sell to Gawker for money and a pussy pass, his plan failed and he bailed

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:23:30 2015 No.14138048
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Based cop has based harem.

>>14138036
If people want to hate .less let them. Most of the time it's directed at him because of his penchant for drawing things that are intentionally provocative towards the thread's already volatile nature.

It's like choosing whether or not to feed the troll when it came to the weekend smut threads. Let's not make their mistake, shall we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:23:44 2015 No.14138049 >>14138031 Quite ironic for a jungle-dwelling Phillipino who literally gets the dinner stolen off his table by monkeys. ...actually, maybe that's not ironic at all. Maybe it makes perfect sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:24:08 2015 No.14138053 >>14138036 >cuck sells him out to a data stealing faggot >is sad for all the wrong reasons

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:24:50 2015 No.14138056 File: 1.16 MB, 665x961, 1443144290059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14138035 I will admit, they're pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:25:43 2015 No.14138060 >>14138036 Rejoicing singing "Ding dong the witch is dead", followed by depression when it was announced who was replacing him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:25:52 2015 No.14138063 >>14138048 Oh yeah, I saw this. We need spinoffs of MonMusu like this. Preferably ones that actually go places.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:26:58 2015 No.14138069 >>14137746 Who drew this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:28:00 2015 No.14138074 >>14138060 Margaret Thatcher please go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:28:54 2015 No.14138078 >>14138069 No idea, but KC has linked to his Pixiv page on numerous occasions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:30:25 2015 No.14138086 >>14138036 Oh bullshit, you guys have pushed tons of creators away with no remorse, why start now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:32:02 2015 No.14138089 >>14138074 I just looked up who this is and found the story about her death and the song Kek, thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:32:06 2015 No.14138090 >>14138047 whats with these conspiracy theories

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:32:13 2015 No.14138091 >>14138086 >you guys I dindu nuffin. I always appreciate more art from here. But less in particular could try a little harder not to needlessly invoke shitstorms, but it seems like he's already trying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:32:36 2015 No.14138092 >>14138086 >you guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:33:06 2015 No.14138094 File: 116 KB, 800x711, 1393193302493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a day, hour, or even minute that goes by where you assholes don't hate something or someone for no reason? I think you guys need a hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:35:19 2015 No.14138099 File: 144 KB, 520x560, 1405088441618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14138094 I'm always up for liking things. I like liking things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:35:23 2015 No.14138100 >>14138091 Most of the 'shitstorms' are caused by commissions that others post here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:35:27 2015 No.14138101 >>14138086 I'm not one of the people who rabidly hates everything. .Less is actually one of my favorite artists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:35:48 2015 No.14138105 >>14138048 So wait, what caused this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:35:59 2015 No.14138106 >>14138094 sometimes, I go in extremes sometimes I hate the world sometimes I want to hug everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:36:40 2015 No.14138108 >>14138101 >.Less is actually one of my favorite artists You have pretty low standards

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:38:32 2015 No.14138115
File: 431 KB, 631x1359, 1442820743597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14138105
The endcards gave people ideas as to what harems anon would have.
I think someone mentioned:
>"Bike Cop deserves his own harem."
And then Nayaa drew it, and this is the result.
Based Bike Cop housing six volatile monstergirls to help them assimilate into society.
Pic related isn't Nayaa's art, but someone else's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:39:12 2015 No.14138119 >>14138094 >for no reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:40:45 2015 No.14138122 >>14138115 I want to ruffle a merpirate's hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:40:53 2015 No.14138123 >>14138099 That looks cozy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:41:15 2015 No.14138124 File: 96 KB, 500x500, 124125125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14137980 what do you want

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:42:04 2015 No.14138129 >>14138094 I like to think there's a nano-second where people don't hate me. But then it disappears like walking on the sun and watching time run out until nothing remains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:42:58 2015 No.14138133 >>14138124 Care to draw more monstergirls? Maybe a Ghoul?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:43:23 2015 No.14138134 >>14138115 I'd read it.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:44:14 2015 No.14138140

>>14138000
She seems to be a vampire, based on the cloak and the fangs.

From what I've been able to glean from the translated CGs and various drawings, she's bound in servitude somehow. Hence the shackles and the dialogue between her and the male character. She also seems to be studying magic. The male also knows magic as evidenced by his use of time stop.

I've got bits and pieces, but nothing substantial, and it drives me nuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:44:48 2015 No.14138143 >>14138124 >300th YOU WAITED FOR THAT, DIDN'T YA, CUNT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:45:22 2015 No.14138145 Which monstergirls would laugh at my fart jokes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:45:25 2015 No.14138147 >>14138124 Haohi to step on me with her wet but clean feet that smell like whatever soap she uses!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:45:53 2015 No.14138150 >>14138115 >black slime is calling him a "shit eating nigger"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:46:00 2015 No.14138152 >>14138124 Yay! You're back!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:46:09 2015 No.14138154 >>14138101 >.Less is actually one of my favorite artists. Aye caramba, you're pretty low aren't you. >>14138124 How about you stop wasting images by avatarfagging as your shitty OCs you braindead Pacific Islander?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:46:56 2015 No.14138159 >>14138150 >eating is a slur

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:47:10 2015 No.14138162 >>14138154 Phillipines isn't considered pacific islander retard, he'd be asian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:47:24 2015 No.14138164 >>14138124 I want you to leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:47:34 2015 No.14138165 >>14138150 It's okay, she's a black slime. She's allowed to say that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:47:54 2015 No.14138169 >>14138124 This >>14138147.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:48:47 2015 No.14138171 >>14138169 >replying to yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:49:38 2015 No.14138174 >>14138171 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:49:42 2015 No.14138175 >>14138171 >Implying Some people just have good tastes in feet, unlike you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:50:08 2015 No.14138177 >>14138147 She probably uses one of those flowery smelling ones You know, the stuff that makes you hate whatever flower it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:50:38 2015 No.14138181 >>14138154 I like how he draws dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:51:58 2015 No.14138184 >>14138175 >good tastes >feet Choose one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:52:06 2015 No.14138185 >>14138175 I'd rather a wurm do that to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:52:12 2015 No.14138186 >>14138154 He's decent when he's not drawing troll pictures or memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:52:14 2015 No.14138187 >>14138175 Liking Haohi instantly qualifies you as having shit taste anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:52:41 2015 No.14138190 >>14138185 Wurms don't have feet I bet this is a Wurm's poor attempt to shill for herself isn't it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:53:27 2015 No.14138194 >>14138190 The WIDF never sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:54:21 2015 No.14138200 First we had an Alp infestation, now we have Wurms Is there anyone here who isn't an Alp or Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:55:24 2015 No.14138210 >>14138200 I'm not. I'm just the guy who's surprising everyone with pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:55:53 2015 No.14138214 >>14138200 There's no infestation, I'm responsible for nearly half of the wurmposting in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:56:13 2015 No.14138216 >>14138214 I also love dem Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:56:19 2015 No.14138217 >>14138210 Pie? What kind of pie The future of the thread weighs on your answer to this question

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:56:22 2015 No.14138218 >>14138200 You're right. Getting really sick of these wannabe-chicks and wannabe-dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:56:53 2015 No.14138220 >>14138214 Good man. Wurms a cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:57:07 2015 No.14138224 >>14138210 I hate pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:57:29 2015 No.14138226 >>14138218 Says the wannabe-Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:57:38 2015 No.14138228 >>14138217 Whatever pies they want. Although my specialty is cherry

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:57:45 2015 No.14138230 >>14138214 Someone come take this man's Wurms away! Can't you see the poor girls are suffering?

>>	Bane Thu Sep 24 21:57:48 2015 No.14138232 >>14138210 This >>14138217

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:57:52 2015 No.14138233 >>14137920 I would only succeed in embarrassing both of us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:58:21 2015 No.14138235 >>14138226 >implying I'm not Anonborn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:58:52 2015 No.14138238 >>14138230 No! My wurms need me! And I need them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 21:59:36 2015 No.14138244 >>14138235 >Implying you're even a full blooded Anonymous Halfbloods, when will they learn

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:00:09 2015 No.14138246 >>14138232 We don't need you right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:00:38 2015 No.14138250 >>14138232 Bane?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:01:29 2015 No.14138254 >>14138244 I am as pure as they come. To think that a WurmAlp would dare speak to me in this manner...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:01:45 2015 No.14138256 >>14138232 >>14138246 >>14138250 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:02:19 2015 No.14138261 >>14138224 Who ate your soul?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:02:52 2015 No.14138263 >>14138214 ty for keeping Wurms alive. they're the best lamia type, i love their design.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:03:00 2015 No.14138266 When do we get more battle-wurm stories? I want to see them depicted like the powerful, confident and determined dragons of the earth they're meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:03:25 2015 No.14138267 >>14138254 I want a WurmAlp! I want to cuddle her and give her milk and pie!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:03:36 2015 No.14138268 >>14138254 >Wurmalp >Super strong and super tough. >Can still be bullied to no end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:03:49 2015 No.14138271 >>14138266 When you write one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:04:31 2015 No.14138274 >>14138267 >>14138254 >WurmAlp Woah woah woah let's not get hasty now I think we should all just calm down and TURN BACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:05:04 2015 No.14138279 I want to date a hikki MG who considers herself redpilled from /pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:05:25 2015 No.14138281 >>14138254 >>14138267 >>14138268 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:05:33 2015 No.14138282 >>14138267 The softest and most bulliable creature to ever walk this earth. You mad man. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:05:36 2015 No.14138283 >>14138254 >>14138267 >>14138268 >Wurmalp No stop, this was not authorized. Dammit, I'm in charge here!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:06:05 2015 No.14138286 >>14138274 I don't see what you're afraid of. It's just a dumb faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:06:16 2015 No.14138287 >>14138274 Why don't we TURN UP and go even further than that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:06:20 2015 No.14138288 >>14138282 >Walk Don't bully her, you know she has no legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:07:00 2015 No.14138295 >>14138268 >implying wurms can't be bullied Oh please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:07:19 2015 No.14138298 >>14138288 Not any more! >>14138283 Sorry anon, we're opening this can of wurms whether you like it or not

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:07:48 2015 No.14138302 http://i.imgur.com/NnsSkOd.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:08:57 2015 No.14138308 >>14138302 What is this? A font for ants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:09:56 2015 No.14138315 >>14138302 What are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:11:32 2015 No.14138323 >>14138298 >can of wurms HumorOverflowException at line 1: Can't parse humor of this magnitude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:11:32 2015 No.14138324 >>14138308 >>14138315 Not mine, I just found it somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:12:18 2015 No.14138328 What if the alps... rode on top of the wurms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:12:45 2015 No.14138331 >>14138324 Oh well. I mean, I'm still gonna save it, but damn...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:14:46 2015 No.14138340 >>14138302 >melusine >raptor >dairy breed >pink slime >shark race >long legs breed >monoeye >Mummy >jiang shi >oni >wyvern >alraune >elder devil Waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:15:03 2015 No.14138344 >>14138328 >faggots on top of retards Yeah, that seems about right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:17:47 2015 No.14138352 >>14135812 S-source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:18:09 2015 No.14138355 >>14138344 >Nuh uh! I like boys! And the alp seems smart! She's the one who came up with this plan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:23:14 2015 No.14138373 >>14138355 How does this constitute a "plan", Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:25:47 2015 No.14138381 >>14138373 Easy. The sight confuses you so much that you are dumbstruck, allowing the wurm to wiggle closer for an alp/wurm/you threesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:36:09 2015 No.14138400 >>14137485 Some uptight anubis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzuMYNgmTU I'd play this. Maybe even mimic the bassline in falsetto. She'd hate it, it'd be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:36:13 2015 No.14138401 >>14138381 But what if the person isn't dumbstruck? What then? You need a plan B.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:38:00 2015 No.14138404 >>14138400 Hate is too light a word. She'd be disgusted. Probably even more than I am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkWWdPb56Q

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:39:47 2015 No.14138410 >>14138381 I'll take the wurm but no alps. Can I trade the alp for a second wurm? Wurms riding on the back of worms would be much more effective after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:40:01 2015 No.14138411 >>14138401 Plan B is throw the Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:40:35 2015 No.14138414 What if Wurms rode on top of Sandworms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:40:38 2015 No.14138416 >>14138140 >She seems to be a vampire, based on the cloak and the fangs. I wouldn't think too much of those, considering Arekishi's obsession with NIS games. Chances are Uni is just one of many demons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:40:39 2015 No.14138417 >>14138401 Wurm kicks into turbo and engages in pursuit. The alp hangs on for dear life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:41:05 2015 No.14138420 >>14138410 Fuck, meant wurms riding wurms. A worm girl would never be able to handle a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:41:17 2015 No.14138422 >>14138401 >You need a plan B Projectile alp. If the sight of a homo on a retard doesn't floor a man a KYAAAing homo launched by a slithering siege engine straight into his chest will. It's perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:41:40 2015 No.14138424 >>14138410 Nope, the wurm is friends with the alp and they are a package deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:42:13 2015 No.14138426 >>14138410 I'll give you my Wurm for your Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:43:51 2015 No.14138433 >>14138426 You have a deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:43:55 2015 No.14138434 >>14138420 Sandworms could.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:46:28 2015 No.14138442

>>14138404
>Hate is too light a word. She'd be disgusted. Probably even more than I am.
Too bad, I legitimately enjoy the song.

That's some dope stuff, by the way. Not sure if blue-eyed soul is your thing but here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fziubTfS4EQ&list=PLBC4D049226C5E675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nBjS_v0Xo0

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:50:20 2015 No.14138449 >>14138442 Very nice. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:52:03 2015 No.14138453 I want a wurm harem and a wurm pit that I can just jump into an disappear under the wurms. Also doubles as the worlds best bomb shelter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:52:36 2015 No.14138455 >>14137485 Jinko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ9HUB6sC6I or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWzCmkJqpc or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UGrFr7wAUc i don't think the seduction would be successful

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:53:54 2015 No.14138461 >page 9 >no images Oh the humanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 22:57:00 2015 No.14138468 >>14137956 It's for when Polynesian sex just isn't slow enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:20:43 2015 No.14138524 >>14138461 Exactly. Who would want to look at MGs anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:25:11 2015 No.14138538 >>14138524 I have nothing worthwhile to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:25:15 2015 No.14138539 Alright. Let's see what your taste is like in relation to your monster waifu. Post your waifu and then your favorite book, movie, and album. Scylla The War of the Worlds The Iron Giant Selected Ambient Works Volume II

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:27:41 2015 No.14138545 >>14138539 Kiki or hellhound American Psycho Robocop Burial-Untrue >Selected Ambient Works Volume II at least you have good taste in music

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:30:46 2015 No.14138551 >>14138539 Kikimora The Art of War The Third Man Dark Side of the Moon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:34:40 2015 No.14138562 >>14138539 Wight N/A John Carpenters The Thing The Man Who Sold The World

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:37:41 2015 No.14138571 >>14138539 What if I don't have a favorite book, movie, or album?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:42:02 2015 No.14138584 >>14138539 Baphomet/Dragon/Lilim/Pharaoh Stalker (1979) Tough choice between Roadside Picnic and The Night Land. The Serpent's Egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:42:24 2015 No.14138585 >>14138571 I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have so many wonderful choices to make that you simply can't cut them down to a single favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:42:32 2015 No.14138586 >>14138539 Alp Animorphs The Avengers 2 Katy Perry One of the Boys

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:43:46 2015 No.14138590 >>14138586 I can't help but feel tastes that bad are bait I hope they're bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:43:48 2015 No.14138591 >>14138539 cockatrice/werebat/large mouse Art of War Jurassic Park Manowar - Gods of War

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:45:07 2015 No.14138594 >>14138585 Well yeah, would be the same for monster girls if Holstaurs didn't exist. Its hard enough picking a top five, beyond that there's only a few I genuinely can't ever see myself liking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:47:04 2015 No.14138598 >>14138590 >I don't like it so it must be bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:47:29 2015 No.14138599 >>14138539 Wyvern The Hobbit Pacific Rim and Avatar, though mainly for the visuals Piece of Mind Not really sure if there's a correlation there

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:48:13 2015 No.14138603 >>14138551 >The Third Man My man Manticore Suttree Only Lovers Left Alive Grouper - Ruins

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:48:21 2015 No.14138604 >>14138539 Anubis The Name of the Wind Pacific Rim Wish Upon a Blackstar

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:48:53 2015 No.14138605 >>14138598 >>14138586 http://puu sh/kngHS/29956903be.JPG

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:49:40 2015 No.14138606 >>14138598 I mean liking Alps is fine, but >Animorphs I can see how you grew up liking Alps >Avengers 2 If your favorite movie is anything made by Cuck Wheadon, then you have terrible tastes. >Katy Perry One of the Boys Come the fuck on, seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:50:48 2015 No.14138610 >>14138605 Can't you just use imgur like any other rational human being?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:52:06 2015 No.14138613 >>14138586 But anon, The Winter Soldier and Ant Man are the best capeshit films.

Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:53:37 2015 No.14138618

>>14138539
>Waifu
Hellhound
>Favorite Book
Ender's Game
>Favorite Movie.
That's a hard one, but I'm gonna have to go with Pacific Rim.
>Favorite Album
Heroes- Sabaton
Smoking Snakes, To Hell and Back, and Hearts of Iron are my favorite tracks on that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:55:27 2015 No.14138625 I wanna be that one single old man who narrates monologues of young couples' adventures and good endings like a storyteller, as I'm too old to have adventures of my own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:56:14 2015 No.14138628 >>14138618 >Pacific Rim >Sabaton You are mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:56:45 2015 No.14138630 >>14138539 Wurm Divine Comedy Star Trek: II Wrath of Khan I don't listen to much music.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:56:53 2015 No.14138631 >>14138625 you can't be that old your never to old for adventure

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:57:17 2015 No.14138633 >>14138628 I've said it before and I'll say it again, those men are modern day bards and they're fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:57:38 2015 No.14138636 >>14138625 You just need E̶s̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶n̶ a succubus to take you to another dimension inside of a dream and make you young again so you can start another adventure!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:57:39 2015 No.14138637 >>14138584 >The Serpent's Egg. Very good, friend. Very good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 23:59:05 2015 No.14138645 >>14138539 Hellhound/werewolf White fang Apocalypse Now Highest Hopes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:00:26 2015 No.14138650 I want to bop a horde of zombie girls on the forehead one by one!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:02:09 2015 No.14138660 >>14138539 >Waifu Manticore >Book Pick any from the Wheel of Time series >Movie The Dark Knight or Avengers 2 Indestructible >>14138604 >Anubis >The Name of the Wind >Pacific Rim You have good taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:03:39 2015 No.14138662 >>14138539 Jubjub or black harpy Lord of the Rings Mad Max: Road to fury Don't really have a favorite album, I like Ragdoll by Aerosmith though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:04:37 2015 No.14138666 >>14138539 Mantis/Kunoichi Metro 2033 The Thing (1982) Pinkerton.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:07:08 2015 No.14138673 >>14138539 NA The Mysterious Island The Last Crusade Sabaton-Carolus Rex

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:07:19 2015 No.14138674 I want to contribute to these threads, so for my next commission, I want the thread to vote: http://strawpoll.me/5574408 I'll end the poll Saturday Night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:08:48 2015 No.14138676 >>14138674 >Stawpoll Ha ha, time for proxies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 00:09:24 2015 No.14138678 >>14138674 I'm putting my vote on Scylla, but I'm putting my money on Kraken.

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