Monster Girl Thread

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You chose the mystery box. Hop in.

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>>14110747
>Manakos isn't butt focused
For shame.

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I'm going to fill Wonderland's Pool of Tears with Hathor Milk, it will be a suicide mission but I shall see to it the entirety of Wonderland is changed into a world of thick, chubby, bountiful girls. Even the Wocks will be filled with Hathor Milk. It must be done, even at great personal cost.

Tell my son I chose to die than yield

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Third for sea slimes.

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>>14110755
The real shame is that Zombina's the only one with penetration. Not that I mind too much since she's best MON but the other girls having some fun isn't too much to ask.

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Remember to give your oppai lolis lots of hugs.

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Hug the Yeti, her body is ready

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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=52589262
Reposting because this set is just UNF.

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>>14110766
>Cheshires do nothing wrong
this post was 'totally not'* sponsored by the No Bullying of Cheshire campaign

*'totally not' is sarcasm, we did pay for this post
>please don't bully the Cheshires

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What is zombina? Is her true form a brain? Is there anything original left of her? How hard would she dere, if you bought her a perfect clone of her old body for her to inhabit with her DNA?

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Do you have you any monster girl tickling?

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>>14110786
I think that most of her body but for a fair number of skin grafts, and one of her eyes, are still her own original body parts.

As for a perfect clone of her, completely undamaged, I think she...wouldn't care for it much. She seems to actually quite like the eye and the skin-grafts.

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Rust Monster Monster Girl
She melts your armor to rape you.

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>>14110783
I want to fuck a Cheshire in the missionary position on the wedding night.

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>>14110786
We don't know how Undead work in EMG yet.

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>>14110783
I wonder what the ongoing story with these characters is.
I wonder if there even is an ongoing story with these characters.

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>>14110793
I want to do this so badly to a Demon

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>>14110783
>>14110803
What the hell is this supposed to be a parody of?

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>>14110783
>>14110803
Who drew these?

And where can I throw gratitude and money at them?

Anubis in a business suit...wonderful!

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Mice are warlords.

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Once there was a crow tengu who had recently captured a man. As she was about to get to work, a wicked kitsune came by and desired the man for herself.

"Oh my, what a lovely creature the crow tengu is, not only she beautiful and the best harpy, but is is clever as well. Why, if a man were to discover how clever she is, he would be sure to fall for her!"

Taking advantage of the sweet and innocent harpy's desire to be genuinely loved, the tengu flew off to gather some of the studies she made, in the hope that he wold be interested in them because she worked really hard on them. When she was away, the kitsune raped the man instead.

The lesson of this fable is that kitsunes are bitches and you should never trust them, ever.

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the ultimate ambush predator

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>>14110814
I'll make sure to guard my ankles.

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>>14110817
Smug as fuck for a bush.

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>>14110803
>>14110783
Are there any more of these?

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x is best girl

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Cowgirls are the best!
http://imgur.com/a/oCAKW

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>>14110819
>"Release me from this prison and I shall grant you a fief in my kingdom knave."

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>>14110827
Dunno what bothers me more.

That there's no bandage mummy watching, or that the images are out of order.

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>>14110825
No, φ is.
You are entitled to your own opinion, however.

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>>14110816
Heh.

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>>14110816
BTW what about that archive anon x archive crow tengu story? It was never finished?

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Friendly reminder that Oomukade are actually pretty ferocious rape trains and not timid NEETs. If you be nice to them they might even take care of those Ushi-Oni that keep hitting on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf8pAwGsuF4

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>>14110806
I want to start a cult with a demon.

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>>14110827
>>>/a/

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>>14110816
Male netorare is the best

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>>14110790
>As for a perfect clone of her, completely undamaged, I think she...wouldn't care for it much. She seems to actually quite like the eye and the skin-grafts.
Well that's pointless. I understand the value in loving who you are I just thought she might enjoy the sentiment of returning to how she was before. Like a suit of nostalgia.

>>14110803
>>14110783
Truly, I was starved for more Cheshire and Anubis art. You know what else doesn't get enough art? Dragons and manticores. Lilims, also, need more art.

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>>14110837
Someone binned it, but I forgot to save it.
> It was never finished?
I don't believe so.

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>>14110827
>Monsterboy
>NTR
You knew what you were doing.

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>>14110827
Franky looks fucking rad

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>>14110842
Why do people get tattoos or piercings anon?

It's the same basic idea. Zombina simply likes all the fixes and repairs evident across her body. Evidence of the otherwise life-threatening or fatal wounds that she's taken with no issue.

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>>14110827
Sorry anon, I already know who you are.

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>>14110841
The only good type of netorare is the kind where a girl in a yuri relationship gets stolen by a guy. Or they both get corrupted.

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>>14110849
Who?

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So let's say everyone in this thread was teleported to a Monster Girl world, and 13 or so Anons became Alps on the way, what would happen?

Hard mode: Anons are locked in a room with the Alps

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>>14110851
I mean I can recognize how you type and the fact that you have to post an imgur because can't post the pic.

Also fuck off

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Kiki's are cute! CUTE!

Headpat one today.

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>>14110850
The only good kind of netorare is the kind that gets prevented just before it happens.

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>>14110854
I'd wander off in search of adventure, that's what.

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>>14110854
>>>/lgbt/
You can find plenty of your tranny fellows there

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>>14110854
I'm not interested in Succubi.

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>>14110857
A headpat? For free? I don't think so, I'm not a slut.

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>>14110854
Hard Mode: I try to assist the other Anons in breaking down the door so I can begin my journey to Not!Egypt.

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>>14110854
Some would survive and make a life for themselves, most would be rape by monsters and the Alps would get ruined.

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Is it mofu time?

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>>14110854
A few people bully the alps, but most wait so they can get their waifus. I'd personally ask the first local where wonderland was and head that direction.

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>>14110822
can someone draw her holding a stick with a few leaves on it? then she would be the ultimate ambush predator

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I wonder what it's like to punch a wurm in the soft bits. I imagine it's like punching a beanbag chair: doesn't hurt the bag or your hand, but eventually it just has no more give and it stops your first.

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>>14110865
You are mah nigga, and I shall dutifully assist you in this endeavor.

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>>14110850
>yuri relationship gets stolen by a guy
>Getting this mad about the purest love
Did a lesbien stole your love interest or you are just insecure that you would lose to a girl?

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>>14110870
Don't let her rape you, or you'll be dealing with a litter of bush babies.

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>>14110867
Fluffy hugs!

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>>14110875
It begins.

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>>14110809
>>14110824
Some drawfag on /monster/. I don't know their name, or if they even use one.

I pop in on there every once in a while for a variety of reasons:
1. To laugh at how shit and messy the site layout in general is.
2. To see if there's any new art which I might like.
3. To see if there's any drama or "conspiracies" brewing. The last attempt was a thread made in /jp/ a while back, with the OP image being the chesire with her face photoshopped with a cat's face. Apparently, a mod here doesn't like the face, and will ban anyone who posts it.

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Didn't KC confirm that you can get in costumes, get stuck in them, and become Monster Girls? If I become a Dragon would that secure my Anubis girl?

I just want an Anubis at any cost.

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>>14110867
It's always mofu time

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>>14110875
>Posting 3DPD
>Not realising I posted that to piss off the resident yurifag who's been trolling us.

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>>14110857
Alright.
Would she hug me back?

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>>14110880
How about you fuck off and stay there then, huh?

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>>14110882
>costumes
No, I think it were transformation fruits

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>>14110882
We don't talk about those. You should know better. No anubis is going to want a rule breaker like you.

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>>14110880
>To see if there's any drama or "conspiracies" brewing. The last attempt was a thread made in /jp/ a while back, with the OP image being the chesire with her face photoshopped with a cat's face. Apparently, a mod here doesn't like the face, and will ban anyone who posts it.
I remember that one. I never visited it though.

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>>14110875
Weak bait. Also change the image, you used it on the last yuri shitstorm.

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>>14110867
when is it not

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>>14110880
>Spoiler
That was them? Wasn't that yurifag shitposter from there too? why

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>>14110875
>>14110882
I wonder who is behind these...

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>>14110838
>That weird oomukade that sits behind you in class confesses to you one day
>You expect it, mostly because that Ushi-Oni upperclassman has been hitting on you and you fear for your pelvis
>She offers that you come home with her to watch some movies, not like you have anything better to do
>You follow her home and you barely have time to move before she locks the door and jumps you
>She buries her fangs in your neck and rips off your clothing with her legs
>She rapes you again and again.
>You don't know how long it lasts, but she finally stops
>She bends over and looks into your eyes before she whispers something in your
>"You're mine. You won't run, you won't tell anyone about this, you won't get help. If you do, things will get much worse."
>"Now get cleaned up, we till have those movies to watch"

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>>14110880
>>14110893
>>14110898
Reminder that Bromont is involved with them and supports them. He's even a goofy goober who wrote in his story epic zingers about people like Anthony Burch and shit. Him and that site have been continually trying to fuck with our threads

I really don't know why we have cripple kike apologists here

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>>14110875
>poorly altering the filename while forgetting that image MD5 search exists

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>>14110888
Don't make a bigger deal out of it than it is. I don't post there, and beyond cursory scanning, I don't read the poss there.
It's your prerogative if you want to get mad about a stranger visiting another site to see if anything neat can be taken from it, but I think it's a bit silly to get riled up over it.

>>14110898
Well, I assume it was at least one person from there. I only saw the /jp/ post once, but it didn't seem to have picked up much steam there. Nor have I heard mention about it here, besides my own (probably foolish) noting of it.

That drawfag at least seems to like chesires and anubi, which is nice.

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>>14110904
Are you ban evading again? Fuck off.

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>>14110895
Dat's not Mofu, dat's Awoo!
A slutty Awoo cause she paints her nails, but Awoo nonetheless!

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>>14110857
All the headpats!
Extra if she's been taking her mino/Hathor rations regularly

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>>14110903
Such a romantic, she knows the way to win my heart.

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>>14110911
What? No, not everyone who doesn't like Bromont or that hellhole called /monster/ is one person.

Seriously, we know for a fact they shitpost these threads, why are you defending that?

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>>14110854
Door is broken and we, presumably, set off on an adventure

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>>14110908
>That drawfag at least seems to like chesires and anubi, which is nice.
Mind throwing his stuff in an imgur album or something? I don't quite fancy going to cripple land but I do love Cheshires.

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>>14110915
Those are the words of an abused junkieslut.

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>>14110922
Do you prefer queen's british or britbong coming from them?

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Why isn't mentioning crippleworld and anything or anyone related to it a bannable offense yet?

Also keep shit from there there, don't bring trash in here.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh! The Goddess of Knowledge and the Goddess of War want you to be their Apostle/Avatar! Each are offering you incredible power beyond human capabilities! One has muscles, the other has tig ol bittie! How do you choose!

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>>14110905
>having to search MD5 in the first place
Why? It's obviously the same pic and the same poster

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>>14110887
She'll gladly hug you back. She'll even ruffle your hair and nuzzle with you.

>>14110914
There are plenty of healthy Kiki's out there.

>>14110864
Why not? It's just one headpat. Just one tiny little headpat, one stroke on her head. One pet with your hand, no little pet.

What could possibly go wrong anon?

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>>14110925
Oomukade venom doesn't have any addictive qualities as far as we know, so stop pulling things out of your ass.

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>>14110875
Obvious troll is obvious.

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>>14110932
I'm a paranoid fuck.

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>>14110902
Yuri cuckposter is at it again.

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>>14110926
Not him, but one accent in public and the other in private sounds cute.
Or simply queens.

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>>14110933
I want the healthiest Kiki out there. One who nearly ODed on hathor milk. Same with the mino milk, I want the strongfattest Kiki out there, one who was raised by Dark Elves. Bring her to me so I can cuddle her.

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>>14110880
>2. To see if there's any new art which I might like
Thank you for bringing the decent stuff here to save me the trouble of visiting that poorly designed shithole. It's appreciated.

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>>14110882
Nah.

Some guy drew such Bodysuit Transformation on Pixiv, and KC commented on it as, "Heey, that could be an idea..."

It was a joke.
I hope...

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>>14110903
Time to bring that poor sap to the local rehabilitation center. A long term rehabilitation filled with headpatting Mantis, yeti hugs and healthy holstaur milk will fix his addiction in no time.

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>>14110926
I want to hear them speak Estuary Thames English.

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>>14110880
Don't let the faggots get to you, I appreciate the work you do, outpost-kun.

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>>14110919
I'm not defending anything, fuckface, but you are bringing Bromont out of nowhere and you don't know if he is involved. And you are ban evading, everyone knows your posting style.

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>>14110949
>Mantis that just stares at you and rubs your head
>Doesn't reply to anything
>Just a kuu girl running her fingers through your hair and staring
Oddly intimate.

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>>14110943
I spent like 5 minutes there once and haven't been back since. Place makes you appreciate all the little conveniences 4chan has.

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>>14110919
You should probably kill yourself, Anon.

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>>14110953
>knows your posting style
this was always retarded to try and identify users on an anonymous imageboard with, it's easy to smudge and edit your posting style, pretend to be another person, or have a similar posting style to someone else

i can confirm i am indeed less btw, taking requests now

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>>14110922
I'm afraid between the four posted in the thread, I don't have any new ones.

And navigating that place to find new stuff is a nightmare. Why do they need so many threads? Do I look in the chesire thread, the wonderland thread, the drawfag thread, the big catgirl thread, the older drawfag thread?
You get the idea. The whole place is just so segmented. What's the bloody point, you know?

>>14110943
>>14110952
Well, it's not exactly a regular thing. It's more like what happens when curiousity wins out over my common sense.

I want to stop talking about this so we can talk about foxes, now.

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>>14110960
You can't trick me Donarudo-kun.

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>>14110953
>>14110957
Yeah, we're being raided by /monster/. Your site is a shithole, you guys are faggots ripping off 4chan and specifically us, and no I won't apologize. You're all cucks who need to stop shitting up this thread with your trash. Consider

>>>/out/

Now let's talk about Monster Girls and not faggots, what do you guys think of Harpy girls?

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>>14110963
I think they'd hate you for being a shitstarter.

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>>14110961
Tiny foxes a best.

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>>14110963
>ripping off 4chan
>implying 4chan itself wasn't a 'ripoff'

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>>14110963
The new JubJub girls are hot.
Do you think their wings smell of cotton candy?

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>>14110965
I have tiny foxes too. But are tiny foxes for lewd things, or cute things?

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>>14110963
>faggots ripping off 4chan and specifically us
>in a thread where some guy ripped off OC from /monster/

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>>14110965
Hourglass Onee-san foxes are superior

[Anonymous No.]

Why would your monster waifu love you, /mgt/? If you asked her what she adores about you, what would she say?

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>>14110963
A fucking wall of text in every post, so you really are ban evading, huh?

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>>14110973
She loves my intelligence, nihilism and my wicked sense of humor

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>>14110970
Those ones, cute things.
Pear shaped, both.

>>14110972
Yeah, well I respect your opinion.

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>>14110970
Tiny monsters in general are for cute things, but tiny foxes specifically are for cute things until you start becoming physically ill from all the cute antics and then you rape them into oblivion to discharge the cute buildup. Then you towel them off and pat their head and start the cycle all over again.

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>>14110978
Have you considered that he got banned for just a day?

Or does the concept of time elude you?

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>>14110980
God damn it, I really considered putting that in a spoiler below my question.

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>>14110980
Donte pls

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>>14110973
I don't really care. She either likes me, or she doesn't.
And if she doesn't, she can fuck off.

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>>14110978
It's pretty obvious, dude.
There's only one person in this thread who's every post makes you imagine an actual retarded person raging at the screen while food and spittle fly everywhere.

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>>14110969
I like the Jubjub girl, she seems like a really soft and sweet shortstack bird. I want to strap them on my back and fly with them.

>>14110978
Or perhaps he is wondering why someone wouldn't post Monster Girls in a Monster Girl thread. Seriously though, take off the tinfoil, it shouldn't be surprising that people here hate cripple hut.

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I hope you didn't forget about me
Let's play a game, think of your waifu, get her nice and memorized in your head
Got her memorized?
Good, forget about her and roll here monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Then quickly think of a random disney movie
That monster is now the protaganist/Antagonist with you taking the other position, how does this change the story?

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>>14110998
>Matango
Aww shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's stop this talk and discuss Dullahans instead! Or perhaps Dark Elves and Black Dragons if you'd rather.

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>>14110933
>Ruffle your hair and nuzzle you
Hnng. She comforts me on top of her duties as a maid? I'd hire her on the spot.
If I had money, anyways. Can't afford to raise a family yet.

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>>14110998
>Karakasa-obake
>Trying to hide the fact that she is blatantly a monster girl
>Fighting against me, a bigass fucker with only a fucking Levin Sword and a motivation to climb over a wall as my main characteristics
Eh, I'd take the job.

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>>14110998
>Dark Priest
>The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Fucking jackpot

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>>14110973
My dirty, filthy mind.

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>>14110998
>Mandragora
>Cinderella
Well, obviously the titiana godmother transforms her into a lovely, mobile alruane for the ball. But seeing as how I'm a prince, it'll be the ball to unveil my rolled Scylla princess to declare the alliance with the nearby undersea kingdom because we're on a shore now apparently. She leaves and goes back to being bullied by her alruane stepmothers at home, helping make the soil more fertile by just growing.

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Ey boy, you lookin' for sum fuk?

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>>14110973
I deserve her hugs, and she's gonna get them right now

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>>14110998
>Black Cauldron
>Ren Xiogmao
I like it.

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>>14110998
>Books
>The Princess and the Frog
The story would change quite drastically if any of them would become books

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>>14111015
Would you pull over a speeding manticore and troll her by constantly injecting the word meow into your speech then let her drive off only to pull her over again and go through the whole bit a second time before busting her for the tied up shota in her trunk?

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>>14111009
What the hell movie are you even talking about?

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>>14111025
.>"Officer I have no idea how that shota got there!... It must belong to one of my friends!"

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>>14111025
>Ah fuck it, who wants a tailpussy ride?

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Hey guys, my monstergirl isn't eating her fucking vegetable. Should I start shoving it down her gullet?

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>>14111030
Mulan.

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>>14111034
Be firm, but fair, reward them for eating their vegetables with head pats and belly rubs!

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>>14111025
>Now you stop raping that boy right meow!

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>>14111009
>Levin Sword
Why not a brave sword ?

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>>14111034
Yes.

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>>14111034
Get that tiger a big, meaty sandwich before she really isn't an option!

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>>14111034
That's mean, no. Why would you do that?
Just restrict her diet to healthier foods and she'll adapt. Forcing her to eat stuff she doesn't want to will just give her an eating disorder.

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>>14110854
If I became an alp I'd just fall in lesbians with some monstergirl chick
Someone strong, muscular, and manlier than I was

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>>14111040
Have you ever seen that sword Shan Yu has?

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>>14111025
I'd handcuff her and fuck her in her actual and tell her to stay quiet if she wants me to turn a blind eye to her crimes.

Now I think about it I'd be an awful cop in MGC, all the girls would know they can commit crimes and get spirit energy for it.

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>>14111031
>>14111032
I want to take her home and ask if I can be he shota for tonight

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>>14110963
>cucks

reddit detected. what are you gonna do next call people here normies like a good r9goy?

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>>14111055
>actual
Actual pussy, I need to stop tired posting and find a Weresheep.

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>>14111062
>cucks
>reddit
Do you enjoy being uninformed, or are you fishing?

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>>14111048
Eww.

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>>14111055
To be honest, you wouldn't be too much worse than the monster police.
I'm pretty darn sure they turn a blind eye to all rapes they come across.

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>>14111034
I want to be a dense guy who thinks all Monster Girls are actual animals and treats them as such.

Patting a cat girl and feeding her cat biscuits while not actually understanding whatever she's saying, just pretend to talk back going 'Meow meow meow' while she looks puzzled and confused.

Insisting on taking dog girls for walks, no matter how much they protest.

Asking Harpies in a patronizing tone how they got out of their cage and telling them their owner must be wondering where they went.

Stuff like that.

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>>14111034
Did you even thought that her species don't eat vegetables.

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>>14111074
I'm sure most of them will go along with it until they realize you don't mean to give them the D. Then it's rape.

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>>14111066
>uninformed

nice defending a twitter maymay that was pushed by redditchans /pol/.

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>>14111074
I want to ask a Yeti why she doesn't eat skiers and why she is a delicious brown and not gray

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>>14111055
Would you take responsibility for the litter of Manticores she gives birth to?

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>>14111074
I honestly think the more doneztic ones would love that. And the supposedly fuckhuge ones too.

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>>14111071
got a preblem with that, ya coont?

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>>14111083
>doneztic
Time to find a weresheep, anon

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>>14111079
No thank you, I shall not partake in your bait this evening.

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>>14111083
>Treating a gigantic, scary-looking, muscle-bound Jinko like she's some domestic cat.

Not even a giant Tiger is safe from the power of belly rubs.

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i want to find a merino weresheep and get rich turning her fur into athletic socks

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>>14111086
Afraid that's not an option at the moment.

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>>14111048
>>14111085
You are trying too hard yurishit, better luck next week.

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>>14111090
>Put a cat collar with a big bell on her neck
>She starts blushing madly
>Anon doesn't know he just proposed

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>>14111092
Call the Emergency Mofu Services and they'll send you one at 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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>>14111090
Exactly!
I want to find the biggest, most muscled jinko around, a badass with scars from all her fights, and run her belly till she chuffs like a cub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110998
>Lilim
>Lion King

So the Lilim is my aunt, becomes the new Queen and I am going to be raped by her and some werewolves. I will probably become the King too .

The kingdom is going to transform into a demon realm and the Lilim's minions/werewolves would have fun with my people.

Hot and Hakuna matata.

[Anonymous No.]

>"What are you doing, weakling? I AM A POWERFUL WARRI- ahhH~ AHhHHHHhh~ oh GOD it feels so good!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111091
That's a very specific thing to wish for, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111103
meant to reply to >>14111090

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111025
now I want to see Super Troopers but set in MGC
>the running joke is Farva never gets laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110882
It was an idea that KC liked after seeing Hellhound fan art, but didn't push further. The MGE has cursed equipment laying around and plenty of bored magic users, so such a thing could exist for anyone that wants it.
>>14110890
Something like that exists in Wonderland if you're the type to care about KC's Q&A sessions. It's temporary for most people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110854
>everyone in this thread

Like are we assuming the average amount of IPs per thread and saying 150+ anons get teleported at once?

So then how big is the room? And more importantly, how is this hard mode? Freshly turned alps aren't going to do shit unless there's a super rapist alp among them somewhere. If anything, depending on how quickly they utilize mamono magic or mamono strength, they'll be the first to break out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110998
>Ignis
>Sleeping Beauty

Powers of Hell, indeed.

Also,
>Ignis
She's following me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111103
JusT needs her grizzled, Oni, salamander, and centaur friends to walk in and catch her getting tummy rubs with a dopey smile on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110985
What about doing so much cute stuff that you slowly cross the line until you're doing lewd stuff, without either of you even realising it?

Like adopting a tiny fox from a shrine so you can care for her. Over the months, she gradually opens up to you, getting much more comfortable in her new home. After a little while, she'll even cuddle up with you without any reservations.
Then one night, she comes into your bedroom, waking you up and saying she had a really bad nightmare. You can tell by her voice she's shaken up, so you don't think twice when she crawls under the covers.
She gets all snug against you, curled up so you can wrap an arm around her, then even asks for a backrub to calm herself down. So you reach under her pyjama top, and start doing your best to soothe her.
It's not long until you're soon cuddling her with your whole body, tucking her against your chest, feeling her tail wag against your knees. But under the covers like that, you're both getting uncomfortably hot, so you roll onto your back, keeping her against your chest so you can continue rubbing her back. Except now she's slid down, just enough that she's not quite touching your crotch, but enough that you can feel the pressure of her presence against it. And her back is so smooth, and even through her pyjama top and yours, you can feel her heartbeat against your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111138
You take your other hand and start rubbing her head, stroking her messy blonde hair between her perky, velvety ears, even as you feel blood start to flow down below. And as quiet as your room is, you can hear her breathing, light and fast, her tiny hands flat upon your slowly rising, slowly falling chest. You can't see her face, but if you look down, you can see her tail wagging under the covers.
Then you jump as you feel the tip of your dick, through your pyjama pants, touch against the inside of her thigh, teasing her to the point where she actually shuffles down on you, pressing you against the hot, just slightly damp little spot between her legs.

And after you make contact like that, how can either of you really be blamed for crossing the line in a situation like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111126
>Her tough friends give her shit for acting like some kitten, and she retorts that she was just humoring you before stomping away blushing.
>Over the course of the week her friends come to you one by one in secret asking for the same belly rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>"May I ask you a question?"
>"Please don't take offense to this. It's been on my mind for so long that I simply can't hold back any more."
>"May I...touch your ears?"
>"They're just so...unique! They look so soft and round and chubby...and cute."
>"Just a bit! I only want to know what it's like. I won't pull on them or anything."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a monstergirl so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153
I'm not going to lie, an elf like that would do funny things to my heart. Would hold hands with and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111138
>>14111144
Well, if this turgid erection says anything it's that I find tiny girls more lewd than full grown ones.
>>14111154
Are you crazy man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153
Fine, jeez, I visit the Elf Planet for my vacation and all the locals want to touch my ears, it's kind of weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153
Well...at least she isn't the shit sort of elf. I might consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111034
being a father is like being like the Russian Police
>stern
>stern but fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111158
What kind of elf is the shit kind?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to waifu a beelzebub because I'm sure she won't mind if I have one night stands with other monstergirls on the side

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111160
The "We elves are so gud and cultured" kind.

Seriously, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153
I think monstergirls with elven/animal ears and paws having a fascination for human ears and hands is a feitsh of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys you should check ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111164
A Beelzebub would actively encourage that, the first thing she'd do when you got home is pull down your pants and taste the mixed juices covering you.

She probably wouldn't mind if you had a mistress either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111174
We had a purging last thread too. Nothing to see here. Talk about your waifus already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111174
The "Bromont is Hitler" guy got BTFO again, feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111181
He's the one that got purged yesterday and is being purged today

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111154
>>14111174
Why were these two deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111191
This place is spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111191
Yeah, I'm not the least bit suprised. Sure smells like the last days of /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111191
Evader who shits up the thread by sperging and spams the report queue by resetting his ip

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111192
Almost as spooky as the skeleton living inside each one of you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153

>No pure Elf waifu who possesses a child-like fascination with your ears
>Loves to gently grab your ears to pull you in for kissing
>Likes to nibble on your ears for fun, especially when you least expect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111199
You're a brain monster piloting a skeleton trapped in a suit of flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111196
Ah, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111100
I want to call the mofu hotline and get spider mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111203
Isn't biology fun?
Why am I seriously not bothered by this fact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111203
I know, it's pretty much the best thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111211
Because your body is basically a versatile, adaptive, regenerative mech suit for your brain. Except it's the Crysis 2 kind, where if your mech suit fails, you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111192

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys! I just want to be a communal husband to a bunch of Amazons soooo badly!


this post is sponsored by the Amazon Anti-Defamation League
Amazons aren't monsters... oh wait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111226
>you will never comfort a ghost girl who's terrified of thunder and just wants someone who's not scared of her to hold her through the storms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111233
I want that amazon on the far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111226
>you'll never waifu 4 ghost sisters, who have been killed trying to do the right thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111236
That sounds great, but there's a bit of a hole in your plan.

How do you hold an incorporeal being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153
I'd accept, but i'd use the leverage to touch her ears in return.

Can't let such a cute Elf go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111233
But anon, those are Oni.

>>14111243
Let her possess something, preferably something soft.
Knowing how to knit would probably be a great skill if you had a ghost waifu. You'd be able to sew her bodies whenever you wanted.
There'd probably be a market for realistic sex dolls for ghosts to possess too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111243
Coat yourself in depleted uranium powder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111165
Those are great though, because you can break them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111210
Why is she outside at night?
What is she looking at?
Why is she wearing earwarmers?
Why is she so fluffy?

Poor girl might catch a cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111264
I guess that's a good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111267
She's taking a nice evening walk through her mansion grounds.
She's looking at the regular, non-monstergirl spider who helps her through life by spinning web into words of advice.
She doesn't want to get cold in just her night dress.
She's fluffy because a wizard gave her a yeti blessing. +6 Fluffyness to fur, +3 Cold resistance, and +2 Strength bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111146
>Big, Clydesdale sized centaur asking for a belly rub.

I....I kinda want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111256
don't believe their lies, they dress like Onis but its all a costume, they promise you a good time and good drink but then they get you with hardcore snu-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111288
>No plus 5 to grapple

Shit buff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111308
What if they're Amazon/Oni Chimeras?
Imagine one giving taking a swig of Sake and then giving you a sake-infused kiss during snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111321
>Imagine one giving taking a swig of Sake and then giving you a sake-infused kiss during snu-snu.
man I did not need this boner right now I have to go do yardwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153
Accept, but blush a lot and fidget while she does it. Gotta bait her in.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a story set around only one MG in a 99% human population be entertaining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111153

>Get lost in the woods
>A group of elf scouts find you
>Normally they'd take you to an outpost for interrogation
>But as it turns out they're big fetishists for human ears.
>So they agree to show you the way out as long as you let them play around with your ears
>For the next couple of minutes the small group of elves toy around with your ears; blowing into them, rubbing them with their fingers, whispering
>When they're satisfied they guide you to the exit

[Anonymous No.]

I messed up with my brushes and made a quick Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111361
I would beg to stay with them. Holy fuck I love ear-play. My biggest goddamn weakness. If I was a boss in a Zelda game, I'd have fucking bright red elephant ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111344
Sure. Depending on the mood of the story, you can spice it up by making it be about a human that gradually or suddenly turns into a monster. For the most jarring effect on the monster character and the human population to go into panic mode(maybe), make it be an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111344
Not my thing personally, but maybe if they're a new thing like in EMG it would make some sense I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111367
That's no good anon. Give her a little more meat on the bone. She looks like a twig right now. She's a Jinko, not a lapcat.

It looks good otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111367
Looks good apart from a few minor issues like >>14111390 mentioned.

Jinko art is always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111361

>Elf blows in ear
>You suddenly shiver. Your entire body braces up, your knees rub together. You breathe in sharply through your teeth. Your face reddens and your voice becomes hot and breathy. "D-don't do that! That feels...weird."
>Elf's face when
>DESIRE TO TEASE HUMAN'S EARS INTENSIFIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111372

>A higher up of the elves shows up at the outpost where you taken after you wanted to stay with the scouts.
>She's incredibly stern toward the scouts and demands them to tell her who you are
>They reply seriously that you are intruder and that they were just in the middle of getting information out of you
>She was satisfied with that explanation and left.
>The scouts looked around and confirmed no one else was coming and went back to giggling and playing with your ears
>They tell you that basically nothing noteworthy happens out in the woods so they got bored
>In other words, it's more time they have with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Who Plague of Shadows here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111409
>>14111361
>>14111153
>>14111167

>Humans being desired and fetishized for unique aspects of their anatomy

>"Wah! His ears are so round and soft!"
>"Oh! Oh! Feel his hands! They're so smooth! I wanna hold 'em!"
>"Hey, is it true that you humans, like...eat plants and stuff? Haha, that's so weird!"
>"Do you shave a lot? Hey, could you grow a beard for us!? I wonder what it feels like to kiss a human with a beard. I bet it tickles."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111409
Sako may be a good Finnish rape-elf but she's worst gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111419

>Oh! So it really is true that humans don't have a tail like we do! How strange!
>He has no scales or fur either!

[Anonymous No.]

So, Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111419
>>14111427
Monsters finding humans as weird as they seem to us is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
Cotton candy birds best birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kejourou going about her day
>She sees a man with an afro
>She stands there agape and not having seen a hair style like that before
>She meekly approaches the man and askes to touch his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111420
I'll fite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111444
More likely she would try not to stare so as not to embarrass the poor, deformed man.

Dreadlocks would probably make her throw up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111444
>Let her do it, because she's gonna want to anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
Closest thing to an oppai loli since the hobgoblin. I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
Those wings are incredibly cuddly looking, but the whole "perpetually in heat" thing is a bit of a turn off for me.
That, and "Visit Wonderland" is on my to-don't list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111420
>worst gun
>not m16

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
Best harpy.
Queen of Hearts corrected original harpy's prudish shit. All that except-for-mating-season-they-help-out-humans-as-package-deliverers was lame non-monstery behavior anyway.

BUT IT GETS BETTER, because she ave 'em so much oppai they can't even fly properly. Girls whose bodies are so optimised for sex that they start to lose the ability to function normally is fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111474
>not m16
I think you've mistaken m16 for that German slut who has been lying about how good she is for decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111416
I prefer vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111485
M16's Canadian cousin is better anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111419
>I hear human males have a lower 'horn' can you show us Anon?
man health class sure was weird

[Anonymous No.]

>Giant, dark-skinned, battle-scarred brute of a Monstergirl
>She's a masochist. She could squash you at any time but she loves to be teased and sexually 'mistreated'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
As long as she doesn't mind role reversal once a week I'm fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mucus toad to scream at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
Has there been a translation yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
>Having a battle sadomasochist as a lover

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of monstergirls going for human features is great.

>Hellhound in lounging on your couch one night
>Sneak up behind her while she's sleeping
>Her whole body tenses when you press the tip of her ear between your lips
>She readies herself to jump up and incinerate her assailant, but instead melts down into the couch when you use two fingers to rub along the ridges of her other ear
>You go all out on her, kissing and blowing until smoke literally starts to pour from her ears
>Her body's begun to glow, like magma welling up to give a furnace-like blush to her cheeks
>She eventually decides to turn the tables, dragging you onto her chest so she can start lewdly kissing and licking on and in your own ears.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love nautilus ult

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111534
>LoL
Fuck off. I'm trying to get over how ass ravaged I am from a game earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111534
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111414
You are a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111484
Damn straight.

Now if only there were brown Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111519

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamia with a fetish for human legs and feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111565
>flicking her forked tongue all over your toes
Too bad tickling is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
I'd be up for that. Would have to do some shopping to properly oblige her preferences, but sure, it's doable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110954
It's an important step in regaining trust with the world and it's inhabitants.
Petting the Mantis is the second step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
That vulva is too puffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111585

Yes, that's it. Tell her how unsightly it is. Demean her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111585
>too puffy

Throw that man in the Maus pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111578

>You reach out to pet the Mantis
>She stares at your hand and then at you
>When you pet her head she seems a little surprised but doesn't stop you
>In fact you think you see a bit of a smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never fuck a cow so hard you leave a dent on her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111419
>>14111427
Why is this so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm addicted to mushrooms. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110903
I'd give her a log, sloppy kiss and go for another round. I think thins might be love at first rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111611
>I'd give her a log
At least buy her dinner first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111599
That looks sexy and silly at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111587
>>14111593
Anons it looks like a pair of balls, that's too puffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111503
M4 best imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111604
We like to feel good about our bodies.

And curiosity is totally moe, bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
I can't think of the word Jubjub without imagining Ewoks.

This is a major turn off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111626
Celebrate yub nub with your jubjub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111619
That's probably just because of the camel toe. It probably looks great naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111551

>Life at the outpost is pretty great. There's more than enough food stored there to last all you a long time.
>They should be working as scouts but they haven't bothered with you around so they faked the reports that they're supposed to send.
>But they were found out and kicked out.
>It didn't really phase them much though since they never liked working for those elves due to their attitudes toward humans.
>They moved away from that forest with you and made their own little base
>Supplies were significantly lower but it's not too bad since one of them goes out to go hunting for food or go shopping for medicine.
>Or they can just make the medicine. They're pretty crafty like that.
>The rest of the elves that stay behind of course play around with you and your ears, now with no need to worry about distractions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111534
>>14111549
>>14111547
>Nautilus

My nigga.

BEWAAARE THE DEPTHSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111626
Just imagine the Ewoks as loli bear girls and it will all be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110839
>TFW I'm actually planning a story based on a certain Mussorgsky musical piece and the best Disney villain of all time
>TFW Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't find you if you cover yourself in mud and lie perfectly still in the bushes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111643
How far into the planning phase have you gotten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111646
Amazons, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111646
They may get scared

[Anonymous No.]

The other day I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, 'Jeez, you got a big pussy! Jeez you got a big pussy!'

She said, 'Why did you say that twice?'

I said, 'I didn't.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111646
Come out anon, I have something to give you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111655
Oh Wendigo, how I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111663
Can't fool me , Preddie-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111646
>>14111663
This is the moment when the hunter becomes the hunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111649
Enough that if I were to pastebin the current though process on design decisions I'd either get called out by some stalker-Anon who knows every writer's clicks or people will bitch because she doesn't really resemble the typical Lilim like Ilassa or Maritan.

Which is fine by me because you know what?

FUCK homogenized species designs. It's one of the reasons why I like Moose's Ba'el

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111433
jubjubs jubblies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111663
>tfw predator-chan will never hook onto your face and give you a deep sloppy kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111677
>Maritan
The only things Mari has done of note are:
-corrupt cicks with her tentacles
-get into gangbangs
-dumb time travel shit(?)
-hang out with .less self-insert and OC waifu
That, and Illassa's into collars and bondage I guess, so it's not difficult to outdo either of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111655
Heh, I can practically hear the 'awawa'

[Anonymous No.]

>Big, muscley Monstergirl attempts to impress you by dressing in a more feminine way
>Has completely no sense of social awareness
>Sits with her legs spread wide open since she's unaccustomed to wearing skirts
>Got a super-girly, childish sort of dress that's two sizes too small for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111667
I'm surprised that there's someone that actually likes them.
>>14111693
>'awawa'
That shit's cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111700
They're cute, that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111677
Yeah but is she shit or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111680
Yes, now if only we had art of those Jubjubilees in action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111675
>I don't know what it was!
>The jungle came alive.
GO ON.
>It happened very fast!
>Not easy to describe.
>But you must have made her cum,
>unless my eyes decieve.
>Then the big man was raped,
>her cum was on the leaves!
IF IT CUMS WE CAN RAPE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM&ab_channel=legolambs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111233
>praises amazons
>posts onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111646
If Jubjubs are Aliens who are the Predators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
YES YES.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111663
>You will never take Tina to the prom

[Anonymous No.]

Would you hybridise this species further?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111509
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111741
>>14111663
Xeno fuck off back to your own planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111697
Tomboys a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111677
Hi Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111741
I'd give her a severe case of broodmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110940
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/visiting-the-queen/n12944

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111736
Show me your secret porn collection, Plague.
I know you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a knight and have a Lizard Girl as my squire who's eager to prove herself and has a secret crush on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111785
I'd rather be a squire with a lizard girl, both of us under the tutelage of a Centaur knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111785
I want to be a knight and have a Kobold as my squire who's eager to prove how helpful she can be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a dragon girl the ways of human!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere Lich Cancer Mage to turn into a disease and infect me, staying dormant within my body forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111794
>"For goodness sake, hold your sword properly, we're training for P'Orcs, not Mouse Girls."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal a chunni Gazer's donuts!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to want things!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to make me a hamburger! I want a monstergirl to make me TWO hamburgers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111812
MADMAN

[Anonymous No.]

I want to overload the reactors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111817
Ensign, the Captain wishes to discuss your eagerness to overload the reactors during routine patrols...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111741
She gon get her hair ruffled

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111805
Ignorant fool! You could never hope to handle the deliciousness of the donuts of darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111805
I want to feed those donuts to a loli vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111817
Are you insane!? It will cause a massive explosion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111824
Come on!
You can tell me that you've never looked at those beautiful plasma drives and gone "I could flip a few switches kill us all in a nova of nuclear fire" have you?
It's like when you drive a car on the highway and debate purposefully spinning out just to see what would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111833
That's how they get pudgy Anon.
Do you want to explain to her mother why no one finds her daughter terrifying anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111830
I'll fight her for them! Maybe if she can give me a good fight I'll let her eat one off my dick after I've beaten her!

[Anonymous No.]

Somwhere out there is a kind monstergirl in another world with Internet access.
She reads this thread every day, going through every single "I want" post.
She does her best to fulfil them all, going out to try and meet other monstergirls who might fulfil all those Anons' wishes
But there's so many, whenever she tries do fulfil one, two more pop up and she has to drop the previous task to handle the new ones.
Every time you write a post beginning "I want", you're adding to her wish pile, and adding to her frustrated stress.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna use a Wurm as a blanket and a bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111805
>"Haaaa~... Haaaa~... I've got another donut you can take, eheheheee~"
>http://imgur.com/G8zU84I.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would make the worst chuuni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111764
Die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111824
Meet me on the observation deck in half an hour.
We'll bang, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111847
Filthy disgusting monoeye!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111843
I want her to stop trying, cause she'll never fulfill a single one.

Just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111841
>implying you aren't already hypnotized
>implying you're not being used to live out her defeat and humiliation play fantasies
You can't outsmart chuuni Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch Tamamo's squishy pawpads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111840
I'd tell her that her daughter is now super cuddly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111872
>implying I don't secretly like monoeyes so her hypnotism has no effect
>hfw I reveal to her that I've just been playing along this whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111862
>Those hands
>That face
6.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111710
You come to that decision when I finish the story and paste it, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111873
Tamamo Berzerker
Are monstergirls the current fad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111847
that's puffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111858
Commander Shepard pls, you have Ash... Miranda. Damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111876
>Mothers looking at you with an expression of quiet fury while you tell her this, the undead's daughter munching on a doughnut with a cheerful smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111880
>secretly like monoeyes
That would be unfortunate, since then the effects of the hypnotism kick into overdrive and you might find yourself face fucking the Gazer instead of / after feeding her a dick donut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110998
>Dormouse
>Hunchback of Notre Dame

Would lock away where no one else can see and raise lewdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111840
That reminds me that I capped the undead Hathorite thing from the last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111913
Eh, such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111908
I bet Shipmaster Anubis' ass makes Miranda's ass look flat in comparison, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111847
What an indecent monoeye. How lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

So, a few threads back there was talk of using a pocket Anubis for a day planner and a pocket Tanuki for legal/finance advice and i got this great image of them bickering from a shirt pocket as you try to order something at a fast food joint
>"master is on a diet! he will be getting a Salad!"
>"but its TWO FOR ONE! we could have food for tomorrow too!"
>"irrelevant! i will not let him eat that disgusting Filth!"
>as they continue arguing you see your pocket kiki holing up a coupon for ice cream at the counter attempting to get the cashiers attention

also pocket kiki's should be a thing. have a squad erupt from your suitcase ready to unleash the holy antibacterial on every hotel room you stay at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111915
>Dark Angel
>Fantasia

I... dunno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111930
>Pocket anubi schedule your day
>Pocket tanukis keep your finances, and keep your impulses purchases in check
>Pocket kikis keep you all groomed and tidy (put them in your shirt pocket for automatic tie straightening)

Collect them all today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111843
She just needs to recruit all those anons who want to be alps and have them dress up as other monstergirls to help.

[Anonymous No.]

there's something strange about this bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
Huff the mane. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch fuzzy and get dizzy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111846
I'm gonna craft blankets out of Weresheep wool and Yeti fur and sell them door-to-door in the mountains with my Tanuki assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
>wagging tailpussy
Slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>During a thunderstorm, lightning struck your house and you hear a loud crash from the bathroom. Then you hear rummaging and a panicked voice.

A very, very confused sphinx girl is cowering in your bathtub. She doesn't understand a word you're saying. Turns out she only speaks 5th century Latin.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111646
game on MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
>5th century Latin.
Good thing I took Latin for 6 years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
Offer her some food. And wonder why she has one hand and one paw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
Rejoice at the free bathtub she brought with her because I only had a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
Rub paws and wrap up under >>14111972
blankets

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
Yes, it's uncharacteristically happy for a shrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
Make her my maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
>Latin
Now there's a class I never thought would pay off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
Yeah, she is not here with me right now ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
Better burn it to be safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111984
That sphinx is so cute, but I'm hesitant to read the story she's from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112006
But then you have a flaming Manticore fluffball after you, laughing manically

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111984
She's huge!
Which means she's got huge guts!
Therefore she has a larger stomach, most likely a secondary one, which means she can hold more sweets than the average maid.
No made of mine is going to get mistaken for an anorexic skeleton!
Not even the skeletons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
Sell her to science. Use money to buy a new bathtub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
Looks like a perfect for taking a nap in it's shade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112010
there's nothing remotely lewd in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112016
That's a bummer, also not what I was concerned about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112018
what were you concerned about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112018
What were you concerned about? I don't see anything worrying in that image, besides the possible barbs on the dildo.
But I think they're just bumps, so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
>Much like the African Lion, a Manticore's mane size is based on the chemical balance within her body
>A male Lion in real life is testosterone
>A Manticore's would be estrogen
>Manticore matriarchs in prides are easily distinguishable from their cubs and others by the size of not only their tailpussy but manes as well
>Depending on the amount of cubs she's been the dame of, a Manticore's mane can be as thick so as to lose your hands in it
>Covering not only her neck but flowing up to the base of her skull and spine as well, fluffing out to give her underboob and covering the top of her shoulders
>The musky odor of rape and female pheromones would be intense from said mane
>Enough that any man caught in it would soon go into rut, an easily exploitable fact used by Manticore prides to find suitable breeding studs
>Their tailpussies would be thick enough to be used as a bludgeon, but as supple enough on the inside that it'd pull and tug you in, never letting you go, like a true motherly vagina

I have to be at work in like 6 hours and what the fuck am I doing with my life. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112020
I can't really put it into words well, but Bob's stories just somehow repeatedly failed to draw me in. I'm finding myself not caring about the characters and/or the plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111958
I really want to see an uncharacteristically fluffy manticore. Maybe not as fluffy that she would look like a bush when crouching but still pretty fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112025
Regret nothing, manticores a olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112027
oh, that's reasonable
it's a very different kind of story than he's usually done though

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think a mucus toad can make her "reeeeee~" sound sexy and enticing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112044
Maybe if its like a soft humming or purring, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112044
I dunno, you tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112044

nope, probably just wet queef noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112052
>>14112054
They'd better off staying quiet the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112012
I use Blue Fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112044
Maybe they make your typical anime girl squeal of excitement when you squeeze their breasts, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112052
>>14112054
>It's their orgasm scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112054
That's Mucus Toad for "Wrong hole!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112090
>implying her butthole wouldn't be just as lubed as her pussy because of the mucus
Mucus toad anal. Someone get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112095
Fuck, there are so many things I want to write about and all of them include anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112106
What's stopping you, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111908
Can't do both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112106
Well quit being an ass and get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112111
I don't want it to get stale. Stale anal is never a good thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>pork pillar in the brown eye
>willy wonka in the fudge pocket

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm terrified of snakes. Can you help me get extra protection paladin chan to keep those nasty lamias away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112124
I don't know. What's in it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112120
Wha'chu talkin' 'bout, anon. You saying you'll get bored of it if you write about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112124
Cover yourself in ice packs; that should discourage them from coiling around you.

There's an alternative method involving a large capacitor and strips of tinfoil, but I don't think you want to seriously injure them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112128
well, what he didn't say is that the story is about a scylla and a kracken having a competition for how far they can get a tentacle into some poor guy's buttpipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112135
You picked the wrong guy to throw that brand of bait at, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112135
I would read it... If there is cuddling afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else is team small tits thick hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112171
The entire Elin race.
Also me.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder if monster girls where real they would only go after chads, probably even more so the real women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112182
>implying Beelzebutts would go after Chads

[Anonymous No.]

So I discovered there is a Disgaea 5 Demo.
I mention this here because there are Maids that are either Zombies or Blue skinned Demons and that might interest someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112171
Right here. I want a Baphomet with mosquito bites, curvy hips, nice soft things and a fat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112124
Alternatively just get a friend who really likes snakes, he'll "take care of them" for you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112194
*thighs
damn it, autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112190
I would like those games a lot more if it was a normal rpg. Really don't care for this geo panel puzzle bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna use a Wurm's breasts as pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112128
I'll probably feel burned out on writing if nothing else. If I try to do too much of the same thing I get bored really fast. That being said, there's at least one more buttslut story coming after my current one. It'll have a little bit of a different spin on it, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112135
That sounds incredibly painful anon, no thanks. My intestines are already fucked up enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112143
>>14112163

>DON'T HOVER OVER THIS BAIT

He winces.
"22 inches," the Kraken states as she withdraws her appendage. A few streaks of red adorning her dark gray tentacle are visible in the dimly lit room "Your turn."
The scylla slowly circles the tip of her glistening blue-green arm around the rim, drawing a ragged gasp from the captive, before plunging it deep into the waiting orifice.
"HNNNNGNRNG" She finds the same resistance the kraken did, but steels her own resolve and forces through it. Their victim's eyes roll back as his entire body shudders.
"I think that makes 25" the scylla giggles. Pulling her slender limb back, there are rivulets of blood running down the last taper. With a soft 'pop', she quickly retracts the last few inches. Both girls show a sadistic smirk when a few small nuggets follow.
At some point, they end up cuddling for some reason, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112214
no please. ow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a cool radio DJ in a city with monstergirls, doing small breaks between every song broadcast to make funny passing comments on the latest news and events ala DJ Stryker from Burnout 3!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112182
That's why they aren't, so we can keep them flawless. God does exist after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112182
>Daily reminder if monster girls where real they would only go after chads, probably even more so the real women.
That's fucking bullshit anon and you know it. What about all the bishie and shota lovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112207
Glad to hear it. Stay strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112232
>implying there are any of those here

Bara Master Race

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112232
Weeb male types categorization is so whacky.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monstergirls be interested in a man full of apathy and bitterness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112214
Please no blood and also not that deep, I thought it was just prostate massaging, for christ safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112251
Hope you like Kikis or Shoggoths or any other sweet, caring MG with a savior complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112251
Does your penis work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112256
If the answer is no then they're going to magic his penis back into working again. There's no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112256
>get reborn in MGE land
>you're incurable impotent for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112251
Call the emergency mofu line and tell them "It's my mofu and I need it now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110753

Can you please come and take your kind back from /a/. You seem to be losing containment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112253
You dance with /d/ you get ass raped. Go back to your containment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112269
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1441911415981.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112278
no
>>14112279
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112268
No Dick Left Behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112278
we're not 'tard wranglers

deal with them yourself, guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112278
Link me the thread, I want to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112283
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a...

Kejourou with dandruff and thin hair?
Mucus Toad with eczema?
Anubis with actual, crippling OCD?
Cyclops so short-sighted, she's clinically blind?
Pharaoh with albinism?
Crow Tengu with mild Alzheimer's?
Hellhound with DID?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112278
What's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112300
>Hellhound with DID?
Damsel in distress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112300
>DID
>She tears your shit up and doesn't even remember, furious someone hurt you and mortified when you tell her it was she who fucked your shit up

Could make for some nice suffering. Hellhounds a shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112311
Disassociative Identity Disorder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112300
Albino Pharaoh all day any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112311
I think he means disassociative identity disorder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112302
I had a quick look at the catalog, but I didn't see anything. The only monstergirl related stuff I saw was the usual EMG thread, and the GATE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112300
I pick the Hellhound on the grounds that she has to watch Perfect Blue with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112323
Both of which can stay there for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get swole with an amazon!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna teach a loli shirohebi to like it in the butt so we can save her pussy for our wedding night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112373
How do you differentiate when it's a cloaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112376
She has all 3 anon, human pussy, human anus, and snake cloaca!

[Anonymous No.]

So what sort of quirks do you want in your MG of choice while in bad? Does she like you fondling certain parts of her? Does she get off to specific positions? Does she insist on eye contact while you fuck?

Mine's a bit of a screamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112381
>rattlesnake girl with tail pussy
FIVE! FIVE HOLES! IMAGINE.

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of sex toys would they make for snake cloacas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112401
Gotta Fill 'em All!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112399
Prefers doggystyle, wraps her spadetail around me to pull me in close, spreads her wings out when she orgasms, loves it when I grab one of her handlebar horns and pull until her back is arched, will wrap every single appendage around me when we're embracing each other

God monster bits are awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112408
Here, take this potion. You'll need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112399
>Tigrex girl
>Screamer

I hope you enjoy being knocked off your feet by a literal pressure wave of noise when she climaxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112404
I want to know this too. Science anons, do your magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112439
Hey, just means I did my job then. And everyone within several blocks will know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111976
>>14111991
>michi quoque niteris fratres mei

[Anonymous No.]

What percentage of monster girls are 'big girls'? Do the inhabitants of this thread think there is a bias towards bigger girls or is it only natural for monstrous girls to be bigger for us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112458
Now that I think about it, most of my favourite monstergirls are closer to a normal sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112044
it's what happens when they're scared as a defensive mechanism
>work at spoopy house in MGC
>scare a group of frog girls dressed as Jason
>they all jump back and scream for a few seconds
>except for one who says
>"R is for ribbit!"
>weirdest frog girl you've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>Be married to the Sun trio.
>Can't chill in Celestial heaven until your mortal death.
>Their parents and former lovers do not like you in the slightest, and a few make a tempt on your life and imprison you in place worse than hell.
>Ra, Hathor, and Ammy want alone worship with you everytime you get home.
>You have Hathor and Ammy arguing time to time about where you will stay after death.
>You have celestial journalist stalking you and creeping outside your house.

How does one survive/live with sun trio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112458
I don't think there's as many big girls as you think. There's the amazons, onis, ogres, minotaurs, and arguably the cyclops. When you factor in all the loli monsters in MGE, there's probably more small girls than big ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112279
have you ever danced with /d/ in the pale moonlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112463
Kill one because 3 is too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112463
Hathor's not a sun god, so that brings it down to a duo. That'll make things easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112458
I used to think of them to be human-sized to an extent of even Dragons and Onis, but now I do prefer those slightly bigger, like 6.5-7 feet high.
Otherwise, I'm for sizes closer to equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112458
about 70% of MGs can be bigger than us, but it's probably around 50% that are naturally bigger than us
>shit probably all of them can become bigger than normal humans just because of MAMANO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

Are you going to enroll your kids in a Monster Girl High School?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112458
Lord knows how many big girls are part of KC's plan. I'm not sure if they fly so well in these threads. I do know that femdom is a thing in these threads so some anons have a lot of loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112458
Anyone is taller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112463
By focusing on the good, not the bad.

>>14112477
"Sun Trio" is more of a nickname than a literal title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
Great. I hear it in my head. And probably, if I were in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
Is it Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112497
No, that's the pre-school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
Well yeah, she needs an education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112499
GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
Hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112300
>Anubis with actual, crippling OCD?
Crippling in what way?

Like if she sees something that triggers it, would she literally drop everything, and possibly endanger herself or others, to satisfy the impulse to fix it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112424
Purple drank gotta grip and sip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
Hell no. I would never send my sons to be taught by them. I'm sending my children to Order School to be good paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
Sure, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112519
Did you ever see the episodes of Scrubs with Michael J Fox in it?
His character in it was a surgeon with OCD, and after every surgery, he had to spend literal hours washing his hands afterwards.
I was thinking something in the vein of that. Where she gets anxiety, maybe even panic attacks, if she doesn't satiate her compulsions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112535
Sounds pretty rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112490
I wanna be the guy that does crazy stunts all around the high school so I get sent to the Lich principal who hasn't has an assistant in centuries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112540
Is getting caught a part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112547
>Mr Anonymous, I'm Principle
>Tell me about the stunts, why are they so crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never come home one day to be greeted by your kobold daughters, all crowding around to hug their father
>You'll never build pillow forts with your anubis daughters, and rescue them when the "stress testing" causes a mound of couch cushions to trap them in an anubis sandwich
>You'll never wrestle with your pack of werewolf daughters, all of them trying in vain to restrain you with their tiny paws while you pin each girl to blow raspberries on their tummies
>You will never fall asleep bundled up amongst your little heckhound daughters, all of them glowing and emitting an almost divine warmth as they cuddle you

[Anonymous No.]

It is the year 2017, monstergirls are here. They tried to take over human society by force and got completely destroyed by a confused man with a flare gun. He now has his own country devoted to him as god-king, but that isn't important.

Monster girls have now become status and fashion statements. It is not uncommon to see men with their monstergirls, parading them around (though the more dominant girls with more weak-willed men will likely be parading them instead, but still).

Roll here. monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

How well can you work this girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112568
>Hellhound daughterus
Their mother had better be a part of that cuddle puddle, or else what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Selkie

I could work well with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Kakuen

I'm going to make her wear a tiny hat and play music for pocket change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Giant Mouse
I'm going to keep her leashed and wearing all sorts of lewd latex outfits like catsuits and dresses and stuff like that whenever we go out in public. Gagged too, she'll definitely be gagged.

This I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112577
Anon that's racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112574
>>14112570
Adding on, I'd keep her well stocked with snacks and dressed in what she likes, only rule is that she needs to be super soft for snuggling when I get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112571
Why. You're sleeping atop her, of course. She's sprawled out on her back, and you're lying supine with your head between her breasts.
Between you and all her children, she simply doesn't have enough arms to hug you all close with. But she'll do her best, and occasionally, in her sleep-addled state, reach up to scratch your head tenderly with her claws, before moving on to each puppy in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Valkyrie
That's...a tough one. I can just see her going off about heroic speeches while I try to ignore her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112547
Duh, I love messing with the principal.
>>14112552
All I did was take her car for a spin around the football field. Nothing too bad, not like last year and the bouncing chicken incident.

[Anonymous No.]

So it turns out that not much of the world of our friends beyond the portal has been explored. Actually, they've only mapped about 5% of it. To that end, we're commissioning explorers to go out into the new world to explore and map it. You'll be assigned at least one monstergirl partner to protect you, mostly from the advances of wild monstergirls.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ depending on preference.

Personality: 1d10
1: Thugdere
2: Genki
3: Deredere
4: Ara Ara
5: Clingy
6: Kuudere
7: Light-Tsundere
8: Racial Norm
9: Himedere
10: Pick One

Body Type: 1d10
1: Hourglass Shaped
2: /fit/
3: Thin
4: Muscular
5: Chubby
6: Racial Norm
7: Loli (If already Loli, then CC)
8: Oppai Loli
9: Pear Shaped
10: Pick One

Wait for Quirks and Lewd Level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112580
Christ anon, that's too lewd. We need more lewd mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596

Quirks: 1d12
1: Echidna Daugher (Her mother was an echidna, and a few of her sisters live with her. Roll a 1d6 to determine how many sisters she has, then roll body types, and personalities for all of them. All of them will share a quirk. This quirk cannot be rolled twice.)
2: Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.)
4: Heiress (Rich, and has a retinue of 1d4 maids following her around. Roll body types and personalities for each of them.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
6: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
7: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
8: Twins! (Roll another body type and personality for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Tall (She's 2 feet taller than the average for her species)
10: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
11: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
12: Choose Two.

Lewdness Level: 1d6
1: Not very Lewd
2: Decently Lewd
3: Lewd
4: Very Lewd
5: Overly Lewd
6: Maximum Lewd

You'll be given a starting fee of $50,000 to fund your adventure, with an additional $2000 per month.
Also, you're totally allowed to marry your partner(s) if you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
I really hope monstergirls never become real in our world. There's far too many evils here for them to be safe. It'd better if we never met, it's for their own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>Lizardman
>Deredere
>Muscular
>Tall
>Not very lewd

Eh, at least we'll get stuff done...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112608
Eh, they're doing okay. Despite being treated as glorified sapient poodles who's fur/scales/hair are died to match their owner/partner/bitch's shoes, they get dick and it isn't like they give a shit about frankly anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>Deredere oppai loli Merrow.
>Bakunyuu
>Maximum Lewd.

I don't know how great she'll be at protecting me, but I'm going to love and marry the little top-heavy fish all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112607
>Ryu
>Kuudere
>pear-shaped

>Echidna daughter, has one Ryu sister
>Deredere Oppai Loli

>They're both chimeras
>Their other half is also Ryu

>decently lewd

Holy shit. So I have two Double Ryus? Super Ryus? Is each Ryu a conjoined twin so I have four Ryus altogether?

Either way I'm not in danger any time soon. The rest of the world is in danger of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Overly lewd deredere fit Faggot Cat/Kunoichi Chimera

I don't think I'm going to survive this trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Former Demonlord

I'm not sure if the former demon lord was a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112638
Rip Anon's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112608
Why don't we go to their world instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Himedere Hour glass-shaped wurm
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112646
Hollow people don't have spirit energy and Mamono mana suffocates us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112628
>Mega-Ryu
>Ferociously dominant in public, more submissive than a Doormouse in private
>Incredibly thick
>Huge, squishy boobs with milk that gives you power over the weather for a short time
>Makes it rain whenever she orgasms
>Massive, 7 day, hurricane-tier storms whenever she does her rituals with her husband
What else am I missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112650
You forgot the other half anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, I just found out something but I don't know if I should tell you guys because of all the unnecessary drama it will bring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112661
We've already had one shitstorm in this thread already, one more isn't going to hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112661
Do it you wanker. You mentioned it so now you have to fucking spill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112661
Anon, please. We already know Sniper kills Dumbass door

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112659
>Bottom Heavy
>Echidna daughter
>Overly lewd
>5 sisters
I'm not going to do the 5 sisters one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112661
You're an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112607
>Titania
>deredere
>chubby
>bottom heavy
>not very lewd
You know I like this. I'll be pretty safe with her and she's got he best ass I've ever seen on a fairy. She's probably not very lewd because she's shy about her large and amazing ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Tall, Deredere Youko with an hourglass figure who's overly lewd.

It's adventure time mother fucker.
She's getting impregnated and married after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Chochin-Obake

I'll treat her as a equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112665
>>14112667
>>14112668
In the ghost archive of this thread there is a link to a thread where people are talking about us. Fuck.
>>14112672
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112683
Oh, I already knew THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112683
can alps get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112691
Pregger Alps give birth to normal Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112683
>>Steal OC from us
Are those guys retarded? And they steal from us all the time, this is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112463

How would you manage to attract the attention of 3 gods let alone be in a situation where all 3 of them would want to marry you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112691
Yes, it's normal succubi though.

A question I have would be if Alices, a succubus 'mutation' give birth to more Alices or just succubi with an increased Alice chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>sadistic Jiangshi heiress twins
>both are pear shaped, himederes
>one is very lewd, the other is maximum lewd
>a genki hourglass shaped and a muscular thugdere maid

Help, I'm about the become the bitchboy of some blue blood undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112706
>just succubi with an increased Alice chance.
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112607
>Lewd, pear shapred, deredere Yamato Nadeshiko Sahuagin
The only thing I'm exploring is her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112707
So?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get in the awoo's pants.
How do I accomplish this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112709
That's nice.
Now I'm thinking of that one loli mom who's raising a bunch of succubi who are much lewder than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112715
Get S Rank with her.

can't wait for that game.

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, slothanon moved to /monster/. Just like bromont and captain
Now we need a hero who will hate sloth just as much as bromont hater hates bromont
Who is gonna do It?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112722
>slothanon
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch a slime girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112722
who the hell cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112726
It's your funeral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>>14112596
>>14112607
>Maximum lewd Genki Muscular Stinky Oomukade that's also royalty with 4 maids.


>'Normal' Loli Ryu
>Clingy, Oppai Loli Troll
>ara, ara /fit/ Lich (What the fuck)
>Kuudere Chubby Lizardman (What the fuck)

oooh this is going to be a terrible wild ride.
I don't think I'd even end up being allowed to leave.

>No anon you can't leave, it's raining outside
>No anon you can't leave I haven't scouted out the flora there might be biting plants
>No anon you can't leave I haven't scouted for anyone that might be dangerous
>No anon you can't leave I'm training an army of skeletons to do squats for your protection.

Such and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112731

How you see a smile that creepy and not think that what you're about to do is a bad idea is beyond me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112731
Solution is no mere slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112731
that niggas got a tumblr nose like fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112739
Because boobies.

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big for titty monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112744
...what do you mean "too big"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112748
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112744
No comprende "too big"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112750
Again.

What are these words in this combination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112744
Not too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112744

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112711
I was expecting to be exploring something besides my own breaking point.

[Anonymous No.]

Was this ever colored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112760
Exploring is for losers. Won't you rather be violated by corpses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112752
A summoning chant that gives power to demons I will not speak of.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>thugdere
>pear shaped
>bottom heavy
>maximum lewd
>Dhampir
100000/10 would purge vampires with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112767
Huh....
What are the ones I use to give a baphomet a pair of watermelon sized melons while she's giving a speech in front of the business board?
I want to pop some buttons from her suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112757
fuck off pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112779
>dfc = loli
FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112772
>you will never marry a delinquent half vampire with a huge ass and a flat chest.

why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>Wurm
Yeah I'm already invincible.
>Kuudere
Interesting.
>Muscular
As expected.
>Two feet taller/longer than the average
Not really sure if that's a big deal with the half snake people but ok.
>Very Lewd
How I like em.
Yeah this is probably gonna go pretty well, if we run into any obstacles she could just burrow through them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112771
Wasn't he here earlier? And by earlier I mean earlier in the thread?
Where has the bastard been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112765
But these corpses are mean. They'd probably make me fondle them just so they could get limber enough to torment me all the while calling me a manservant and low class wretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112803
But you are a manservant and a low class wench.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you taken a moment to appreciate tailpussy today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112803
>>They'd probably make me fondle them just so they could get limber enough to torment me all the while calling me a manservant and low class wretch.
>"Excuse me, manwh- err, dear child. I seem to have gotten myself in a bind."
>Really?
>"Yes. Unfortunately, my joints has seem to have gotten stiff and I cannot move. Could you be so kind and to 'loosen me up'?"
>...This is a ploy isn't it?
>"I beg you pardon?"
>This is all an elaborate ruse. A set up. I loosen you up, and then when my guard's down you violate me.
>"Wha- I would never do such a thing!"
>Really!
>"Why would I, a high class undead, want to violate some low- err, you?"
>"I'm just stiff and need help."
>So you managed to get yourself stiff at the joints in a dark and spooky forest with no way for any eyes to see?
>".... Yes."
>And also in a forest where screams would be hard to hear?
>"...That is correct"
>And in a location where there are multiple bushes for one to hide in? Like other undeads?
>"Are you implying that this is a trap?"
>Well, I mean, if it wasn't for the blinking sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112813
no because its shite
go home and wank off you gobknobbler

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112813
>Lipbite
I really need to build more resistance to my many weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>Inari
Starting really good.
>Fit racial norm
Is alright.
>Choose 2
Twins and twins. Because why not. Just rerolling one quirk for her though.
>Choose 2
Fucking really? Twins and twins again. Going all in on this.
>Overly lewd
Oh my.
Twin #1
>Chubby light-tsun
Guess she's mad she can't get fit like her sister.
>Choose 2
Is this thing broken? Twins and twins.
Guessing that they all share the same lewdness level.
Twin #2
>(Pick one)Loli Thugdere
Because I can't find this adorable enough.
>Sadist
She is thugdere after all.
Twin #3
>Fit deredere
How nice and sweet.
>Kobold chimaera
Not sure how this works but alright.
Twin #4
>Kuudere Oppai loli
Hnnnnng...
>Twins
FUCK!
Twin #5
>Clingy fit girl
I'm getting smothered. In a good way.
>Bakunyuu
A very good way.
Twin #6
>Deredere hourglass
I feel the love.
>Choose two
Well, I committed... twins and twins.
Twin #7
>Racial norm, racial norm
How normal.
>Heiress
Guess she's taking care of the finances.
>2 maids
FUCK
Twin #8
>Thugdere racial norm
Another one, yay!
>Masochist
Because why not?
Twin #9
>Clingy muscle fox
Not bad.
>Echidna's daughter
>4 sisters
Damnit... at least I don't roll for species.
Echidna sister #1
>(Choose)Genki hourglass
Excellent
Echidna sister #2
>Muscle genki
Very nice
Echidna sister #3
>fit thugdere
There are three now, this can only end well.
Echidna sister #4
>Thin ara ara
This works for me
>Shared quirk Twins
FUCK
Echidna twin #1
>Chubby light tsun
>Love freak
Sounds okay.
Echidna twin #2
>Ara ara hourglass
>Tall
Oh my...
Echidna twin #3
>Genki oppai loli
>Bottom heavy
My dick.
Echidna twin #4
>Genki oppai loli
>Undead
Unique, and nice.
Maid #1
>Thin kuudere
Sounds lovely.
Maid #2
>Racial norm and racial norm
Very normal.

That's a lot of mofu. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112834
We shall christen thee: MofuAnon
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112838
I actually got a 'too many lines' error before taking out the spaces between the girls.
Send brushes. ALL the brushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112841
Can't. Need them for the Kenjourou's
I heard hands are a good substitute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111673
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112842
I'm not sure my hands could survive going through minimum twenty tails a day. Then again, mamomo mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112807
No I'm not! And I refuse to bow down to some uppity corpses. Even if they have plum asses one could fondle for days, even if they have awesome monster pussies that can milk a guy cross eyed, even if they would use me as body pillow to keep their cold, clammy, nude undead bodies warm ,even if they would once in a while praise me for being an obedient little fuckmeat.

On second thought, maybe being the boyslut of Jiangshi ojous isn't so objectionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112813
>You and your manticore gf are enjoying a nice, hot cup of hot cocoa outside, during a cold, autumn morning.
>She was expecting the weather to be nice, so she didn't bring her jacket.
>Like the kind man you are, you lend her yours.
>She's silent for the next few moments, entranced by the comfort of her lover's pre-warmed jacket.
>Smiling, you ask her if she's enjoying herself. >She stares deep into your eyes, bites her lip, and embraces you.
>"I am now."
>She then refuses to return your jacket until it no longer carries your scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112850
You'll be fine. Trust me, I'm a doctor
Now, your pelvis on the other hand

[Anonymous No.]

Evening anons. After a second draft and a deadline to turn out something before the end of the month, I bring you Chapter 2 of the dystopian 'Son of New Jericho'.

http://pastebin.com/dgTPzN2g

It's going to be uncomfortable for anyone with a horned waifu, so feel free to shoot me any complaints or comments.

I can't make promises on the next chapter, but I'm giving myself a month deadline between each release from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Giant slug
Wait, this is a monstergirl? "Formerly giant snails." Ah, that's alright th- THIS IS A SLUG
>pick a personality. ok...Genki to counter her being a snail
>oppai loli
>twins
>kuudere
>/fit/ (I don't even know what this means. Zyzz-mode?)
>love freaks
>not very lewd (thank the gods)

So my bodyguards are a level-headed athlete snail and an energetic tit-loli who are both terribly romantic and not very sexual.

I can deal with this, but I don't want to bone them. Seriously how is slug even a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112855
Yeah, we won't be getting any mapping done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112854
So fucking chessy, I love it.
>>14112857
>1st spoiler
Oh boy, let's see how this goes.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, have a great evening and don't burn down the thread.
If you do than it may be mistaken for a ritual...you don't want a bunch of Sabbath girls showing up to a giant bonfire do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112869
That's exactly what I want, sorry thread. I have to get my Sabbath slaves somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112834
I've never seen the dice explode this hard on one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112869
The thread must be cleansed, there's no telling which one of you is the alp so we just gotta burn it all!
BUUUUURN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112861
/fit/ pretty much means a sort of lean build with some muscle definition.
Muscular on the other hand is full on weightlifter mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
Overly lewd, pear shaped, ara ara, bottom heavy demon lord. This adventure is gonna be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112834
>20*9=180
I wonder how's your life by this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112910
Soft.
And that's without the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112607
Kobold with a racially normal personality, all the skills of a housewife, and is an oppai loli. Not sure how she will protect me but damn are we gonna get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112875
Please don't enslave the imoutos, they are good girls who just want to cuddle oniichan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112921
Oh, Onii-chan will cuddle them all they want, they'll just always have to be tied up and gagged while it's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112923
You monster!
What are you going to do to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112927
Well, you know how little girls like to dress up and be treated like adults? Well I'm going to make sure to keep a large wardrobe of lingerie and leather and latex and bondage restraints for each of them! Then, when they're all tied up in various outfits and poses, I'll take pictures, you know, for posterity's sake! Then come the cuddles of course, lots of headpats and face stroking and whispering embarrassing things in their ears while my hands wander around and grope all over their helpless little bodies.

Think about it anon, a whole big pile of cute lolis who are tied up tight and want nothing more to get closer to their Onii-chan while he gives each one the tenderest, most loving cuddles of her life! How could that be bad, hmmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112936
Well sir, you done gone and did it now. Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be an Alchemist in the world of monstergirls.
>You'll never make potions of all sorts to sell to monstergirls and humans alike with 95% Less Demonic Energy than Sabbath brand potions.
>You'll never chuck Oppai potions at the annoying Sabbath Scouts who keep protesting you on your own fucking lawn.
>You'll never ignore the advances of monstergirls and yet pine for that cute Lich who works for the local Wight noble.
On that note, who here has played Plague of Shadows?
I can empathize with this bomb chucking nerd who just wants to win the heart of the girl he loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112914
If the portal opens into MGEland then just boning her will keep away other monsters besides the ones into threesomes and not even the Order tends to raise a stink about Kobolds, so she'd be a fairly useful companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112949
>Alchemist
>Potion chucking pleb
>Not master of transforming the elements
That annoys me, though why I can't explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112881
I want to intercrural her as she wriggled, tied to a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>Racial norm lewd CC Baphomet
>Bakunyuu
>Bottom heavy
Would marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Chubby Deredere Ren Xiongmao with massive tits who is very lewd.

So I have an affectionate and pervy martial artist with killer tits protecting me. I'm very much OK with this. I practically have a more forward monstergirl version of Tifa Lockhart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112857
The word "Edgy" gets thrown around far too often lately, but it actually fits here.

[Anonymous No.]

What good is a beastgirl without her mofu?
Would you still date one?
Even if it would never grow back?
Could you bear the shame?
Do you help her with a hand-knit prosthesis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113067
I'm laughing at you while cuddling my mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would you turn Hotaru into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113100
A Tanuki, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113100
What is her character like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113100
She's blatantly a Cheshire in my mind, constantly dicking around the protag's store and annoying him for fun. Is also clearly out of her fucking mind, which fits with wonderland monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113110
Stupid slutty squids.

[Anonymous No.]

Would country stereotypes affect monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111416
Plague doctor masks has a really certain appeal to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113130
Yeaaaah.
They kinda already do.
Mist Continent, Zippangu, Desert Girls

I'm sure they'd also pick up on national stereotypes just as readily.

>super haughty sexy French MG waving a baguette at you
>FREEDUM eagle harpies
>Slavic Kiki being the original legend
It is a common belief that mora enters the room through the keyhole, sits on the chest of the sleepers and tries to strangle them (hence moriti, "to torture", "to bother", "to strangle"). To repel moras, children are advised to look at the window or to turn the pillow and make a sign of cross on it (prekrstiti jastuk); in the early 19th century, Vuk Karadžić mentions that people would repel moras by leaving a broom upside down behind the door, or putting their belt on top of their sheets, or saying an elaborate prayer poem before they go to sleep.[5]
>You are doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113154
>Murderkiki picks your lock
>But you left your broom upside down
>Better put it rightside up
>But this place is rather dusty, and it's already in hand
>Takes a while with a straw broom, but finishes it
>Find the bedroom
>Creep up to the bed
>Belt is left on it
>There are clothes everywhere
>Has to wash and sort it all into their appropriate drawers
>The drawers are all mixed, have to rearrange them
>Finally done
>Sun is up
>Murderkiki curses and has to leave
>Until tomorrow night
>Fufufu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113154
My Kiki would never strangle me, she's a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113154
>It's your Kikimora maid's day off
>Don't want to bother her, but you can't find something and it's important
>Knock on her door
>She answers it wearing a tracksuit and looking like she just woke up
>At 3 in the afternoon
>Seeing you standing there clears the sleepy haze in her head, and her eyes go wide and she slams the door and shouts "Just a second, master!" through it
>She opens the door again, this time wearing a nice blouse and a modest skirt
>"I-Is there something you need, master?"
>You can still see the tag hanging on the blouse's sleeve

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111974
Ask the Wight waifu to talk to her for me. It's probably been a while sine she last got to speak latin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113154
>It's finally happening. You've ignored your Kiki for too long and she has finally decided to take the lead.
>She comes in to straddle your chest, but finds a gift wrapped broom behind the door. She's so caught up in the symbol of your affection that she dances off to her room and forgets to rape you.
>The next night, you have pillows strewn all over your room. The Kiki is so flustered that she shuffles around picking them up until you awaken and ask why she's there, which breaks her nerve and sends her scurrying off.
>The third night her resolve is tempered, she will have you this time! But she notices your belt on top of your sheets and breaks into a heated blush. So you WERE going to punish her like a good Master!
>But you don't.
>Several nights go by, and she doesn't reappear.
>You're awakened a soft scraping noise and the sound of breathing. You look to your door and notice the faintest of lights from the hall but see nothing else. Maybe she gave up again?
>As you drift back off, you glance out the window.
> You see two pink lights in the gloom. Wait, that isn't your window. Someone set a mirror in front of it. And the lights are...hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113141
Nice commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113141

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113170
> not wanting a yan as fuck Yugoslav Kiki
Anon pls. She knows how hard you cum when she strangles you. It feels so warm inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113209
Don't lose your head, it's just a picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113213
>>14113170
The only strangling my kiki would do is choking my chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112182
The amazons who want to bend them over and peg them maybe. Chads would be to monstergirls as bulldykes are to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113213
As long as she cuddles me after and kisses my forehead and tells me what a good little master I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112317
That's not how DID works. Not unless it's a simple split personality, and one does shit while the other is sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113216
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113100
Oh, by the way http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-09-19/dagashi-kashi-manga-gets-tv-anime-adaptation/.93133

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113231
Awesome. I could see it happening easily though, she's super popular on Pixiv for such a new manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113231
That's 1/3 of the manga I want adapted down, n ow to hope the other two follow.

[Anonymous No.]

Boy, the blood tax is getting pretty high for our village, I'm feeling kind of dizzy.

Got to keep the countess happy though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113291
>Loose so much blood it's like you're drunk
>About to leave
>She bends down to kiss your forehead, enormous breasts swaying
>Eyes lock on
>give 'em a slap
>"Whatsh wif these giant thingsh? Ish dis where all my blood goesh?"
>Pass out
>Fall forwards into her bust, head disappearing.
How does the countess react, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113291
At least the other taxes are low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113297
She might overlook this slight in your manners for your generous offering.

Then the countess has her maids help her with her breasts, which are heavy with all the fresh blood rushing to them.

Truly the blood of a strapping young men satisfies the palate of any Vampire aristocrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113302
Also no conscription.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113306
What happens to anon though? Does she have the maids drop him home? What if the maids are lesser vampires and drain him dry and leave him in the gutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113315
Those who live under the rule of the Countess are safe, provided they offer her their blood. Anon would be safe from her staff, lesser vampires they may be, they know better than to cross their mistress. He will be allowed safe passage back to his village where he can continue to be productive and help produce the next generation of subjects.

Those savage and unruly Werewolf Girls on the country outskirts however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113321
>He will be allowed safe passage back to his village where he can continue to be productive and help produce the next generation of subjects.
Nigger is passed out, how he supposed to walk home with a tank of blood half empty? shittyinconsideratecountess/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110763
Nobody cares about them, nobody ever will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113325
Rest in the servant quarters before being sent home? Maybe with an escort of Ghoul Deathguards if there's danger afoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113291
What a lewd and vulgar Countess. I vastly prefer elegant ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113335
>Ghoul Deathguards
This needs expansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113337
Elegant ladies are permavirgins who can't get any white so they make do with red, if you know what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113339
An honor guard for the countess, Ghoul Girls trained in martial combat, sworn to a blood oath to protect her and her family line from threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113343
>not wanting to deflower a beautiful, ethereal, ancient Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113321
Gotta take care of the cattle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113348
Vamps aren't usually my thing, but I would go ham, bacon, and sausage on Girlycard. (minus the intimidating manly voice though. I mean, most of the time. She can do it now and then.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113348
You know how a relationship with a virgin vampire turns out?
You get killed and have to live as a creepy-chost thingie in the mansions she works at. Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113357
>creepy-chost thingie
I wish to be a creepy ghost thingie and molest my murderer with my semi-solid dick through her clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113359
I worry for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113350
Yep, blood doesn't grow on trees and people freak out when vampires try to drink their blood.

The best thing to do is to find an isolated village that's looking for protection. Then raise the following generations into being your subjects and servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113361
I'd tease her ear with my ghost dick and make her feel all gross and vertigo-y when I thrust it into her brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607
>Nureonago

Aw yiss

>Thugdere

How...how does that work?

>Pear shaped
That's gooooooood

>Bottom heavy

Combined with above that's a lot of ass.

>Decently lewd

Alrighty then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113365
We're going to need a sexcorcist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113364
I want to work with a Lich to grow blood trees so all the cute vampire NEETs don't have to provide for villages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113371
I'm going to steal the idea of a Lich making blood trees and there's nothing you can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113369
She's just gonna get a nostrilful of ghost cock and run away in disgust after I fill her nasal cavity with my cold, slimy ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113373
>Rape the vampire for years and years
>One day, after sleep-raping her, you hear her sob quietly
>"I just wish I could hold you again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113372
>Blood maple
>You harvest it just like maple syrup
> Your flag is a red maple leaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Hellhound
>Racial Norm
>Pear Shaped
>Choose two: Tall, Bottom heavy
>Maximum Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113378
That's just the ectoplasm in her brain talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113379
I will use this as a way of introducing a cute Lich girl with a heart of gold to the story. She'll be run out of town because the peasants disapproved of her friendly intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113380
Hope ya like facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113386
People will do that when you're carting around a bunch of blood and asking for subjects in your control group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113391
And then she'll be wandering the woods with nothing but an undead pony to keep her company, looking for some poor unfortunates in need of medical attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113385
Are you sure, anon? Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113392
>nothing but an undead pony to keep her company
During the night as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally get the drive to write
>Get to a good end point for an update
>It's still only ~4800 words
It feels too short. Especially since I didn't update that story for almost three months. It's too short, right? I should write more for an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113386
>"Behold! I call it the blood tree! With it, you'll no longer have to give your blood to those Vampires! You'll be free to live your simple peasant lives in peace!"
"SHE'S A WITCH!"
"BURN HER!"
>"Oh dear... Not again..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113395
Well it's not like she can, like, make stuffed animals or something.
>>14113397
Try for 6k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113385
>penis literally on her brain
>cum literally in her thoughts
thanks for the giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113400
Alright, 6k goal it is. Need sleep now, will write more tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113394
It's too sad if she's serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113400
>make stuffed animals
I was going for cold dead horsecock ripping her cold dead flesh apart to make her forget the loneliness for a tiny moment.

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>>14113409
>She rolls over, tears in her eyes, "H-Ha! Did you think I was serious or something? S-stupid pervert ghost!" She gets out of bed and briskly walks away, so you don't see her break down

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>>14113414
>so you don't see her break down
Sounds like she forgot I'm invisible and can fly. I'ma cum inside her tearducts and make her cry ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113411
Die.

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>>14113416
How fast can a ghost fly, anyway? If a vamp doesn't want you to see her tears, theres not a lot you can do to keep up with her. S'pecially not if she jumps out a window, bat forms, and fucks off into the nearby woods, past the threshold of the property, which you can't leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113426
>leaving the house
That's low, even for a Vamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113427
She just needs a minute to put her brave face back on, and march back in with bravado, red eyed, taunting you to rape her and see who has more stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113429
She's just begging for me to violate her womb through her abdomen, isn't she? Somebody's gonna get her ovaries full of icy cold ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113399
Poor Lich. I'm sure some kindly Vampire lady will take her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113433
>The haughty vampire goes back to tempting the ghost pervert anon to fuck her in new and interesting ways, forever keeping the tears she cried in the woods hidden from him.
the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113443
>Vampire lady
Think bigger. Think more scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113446
Dracovamplich?

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't love a Batgirl would you?
They're blind and have big ears! Plus they have big wings and Squeak all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113450
No, that's dumb, you're dumb.
>>14113451
I want to brush the Bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113451
>They're blind and have big ears!
Unless they're fruitbats, in which case they see just fine and have doglike ears and are big and genki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113454
>Fruitbat onee-san best bat.

>>14113453
I'm not dumb, you're dumb. Go be dumb somewhere else, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113459
>>Fruitbat onee-san best bat.
I want to get wrapped up in a Fruitbat Girl's leathery wings after she wins the race!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113451
I want to get swarmed by a swarm of fluffy bat girls when I explore a cave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113459
You'd call me a dummy when you're the one who said Dracovamplich?
You're dumber than a Dumpire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113463
>getting swarmed by legal lolis
This is like Piranha Sahuagins again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113454
>flying foxgirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyykPFoXuzM
Would be like dorkier regular foxgirls with interesting arms.
Cuddle/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113450
Anon a creature that haughty cannot exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113465
Sorry, I don't speak dummy language. Wanna repeat yourself in smart people words?

>>14113461
Whilst I agree with you, I don't know what race you're talking about.

>>14113468
Why loli?
>Walk into cave
>Instantly swooped on by tall, tittymonster werebats Who carry you off for upside down, group snusnu

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udHfw4rx8SY
Why are spiders so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113477
>Why loli?
Because vampire bats are tiny and I thought cave bats were all vampires, but google says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113476
Lich isn't haughty, so it kind of works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113481
I like my Liches easily flustered by surprise hugs and nuzzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113492
>What is the meaning of this? Unhand me. Dave? You're making scaring me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113480
>Suddenly swarmed by massive dire vampire bats
>"Fufufu~ What, you thought we were all cute, tiny harmless washboards squeaking 'Onii-chan' 'onii-chan'? Wroong~"
>Anon was devoured by a mountain of breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113494
>You're making me warm. Stop immediately. I will begin to decay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113496
I wish I was that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113502
Stop moping around and go find a cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113496
>dire vampire bats
> mountain of breasts.
I'd prefer them as lolidom musclegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113505
>I'd prefer them as lolidom musclegirls.
I know you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113504
You know what, I think I will. I'm coming Cake Vampire Batgirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113510
Remember to wear a helmet. Safety first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113508
All those loli abs all around me, I won't be able to stop coming all over them and they'll have to masturbate the cum into their little legal loli holes themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

All bats should be flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113516
You keep spreading nonsense like that and your face will end up flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113513
Okay then.
>>14113516
No I want big fat Bat tats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113519
>Buffaloguildy
>>14113519
>Leviaguildy

How subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113525
Man that show was terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113498
>Hug a lich from behind
>"Oh, Anon," she says without expression
>Silence falls again as she returns to her book
>Then she turns to stare you straight in the eyes, utterly impassive
>"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap just then. This work is just very tedious."
>"You snapped just now?" you ask her
>"You're always so quick to forgive," she says, still in her monotone. "That's what I love about you so much."
>She kisses you once on the lips, then returns to her book, bored expression never waning throughout the entire interaction with you.

Paul Ekman has nothing on a lich's emotional cues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113516
>>14113514
Don't be salty no one is catering to your lolicon fetish

>Wake up
>It's night
>Your vamp werebat snugglepile is missing.
>Decide to walk around a bit and see if you can find them
>The farmer's paddock over, one of his holstaurs was left out in the open
>They're all over her, molesting her, drinking her milk, the biggest bat sitting her in her lap and drinking lightly from her neck, the others drinking lightly from her wrists, the lewdest of the bunch between her legs, eating her out
>The see you
>Faces light up
>They go from molesting her to holding her down and spreading her legs
>"Hey, didn't realize you were awake. Come have a taste."
>Cow looks at you misty eyed, chest heaving, practically in heat, pussy running rivers down her thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113532
I want to keep fucking a Lich harder and harder as she keeps her emotionless pokerface until I'm fucking her like an animal in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113532
The level of subtlety would be the greatest game to me.
Entire faction of Yuki Nagato monstergirls is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14111730
Cheshire cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113541
I want to fuck a lich while she is laying down and reading a book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113561
This, specifically bent over her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113561
>She twitches a tiny bit as she cums and ruins her experiment
>Forces you to make up for it by fucking her again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113563
This is my fetish.

Especially if it involves flipping her onto her back half way and she tries to hide her lewd expressions with her book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113571
I want to tie her up and pretend to rape her, only to get bored with it when she doesn't react. Then I'd release her, only for her to cling to my shirt and ask me to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113538
>lolicon
I specifically post a non-loli and STILL get called a lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113631
Can't hid your true colours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113646
I dunno Michael Jackson did a good job of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113654
>Implying people didn't know
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113646
I like tall girls and dfc non-lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113664
then like it on your own terms, don't try to shove it down some one else's throat. That's why I mistook you for a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113664
I can't even remember her original color scheme anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113673
Like...less delicious purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113664
Perfect taste. Tall girls with a chest that doesn't match the rest of their body are A grade hug material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113066
Not sure whether to take this as a good thing or not. Suppose 'edgy' is better than 'a shit'

[Anonymous No.]

I want to argue with a vampire about wine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113699
I want to try and convince my classy vampire girlfriend that beer is the superior drink only for her to laugh and call me an idiot. Coming back from work that night to find her stripped down to her underwear drinking beer on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113684
Tall hippy girl with modest breasts is literal perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a fight with a Lilim and start losing only to get a power up mid fight and start winning and for her to shout 'THIS IS RETARDED'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113711
Why not just let her get drunk off alcohol in your blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113740
That's for after we both run out of alcohol, she gets clingy and starts asking for more before getting the idea of taking it directly from the blood with a dumb drunken smirk on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113753
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113736
Power up mid fight.
like remembering you have a pact with a ignis or some thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113771
No he remembers his loved ones and his theme song starts playing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113782
>File name
Why yes I am, multiple times with each of them. Now where's the other four?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113789
They were put out of commission by Lust.

Who is uh, busy keeping them out of commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113782
>Gluttony a slim loli instead of a lewd chubby girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113782
>gluttony girl with monster mouth
>horn gets in the way of fellatio
Shit designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113797
She can still 69 you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113781
what if it happened to the lilim several times and she's sick of it?

>"Finally I shall have my victory! prepare yourself hero!"
>`heroic theme starts playing as hero staggers to his feet`
>"Oh for fucks sake not again! I'm done with this shit!"
>lilim warps home before hero can get into speech about saving the land from her evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113664
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113797
With pride looking the way she does who cares about Gluttony.
>You will never fuck the embodiment of pride
>She will never keep bragging about how good it must feel inside her
>She will never wrap her arms around you for a deep kiss before telling you that sex with anyone else will never be able to compare to her
>She will never wonder out loud how wonderful your daughterus will be after you cum deep inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113699
blood is the finest wine of all
http://pastebin.com/K4xwEyPf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113797
>wanting to put your dick in a ravenous monster mouth
Excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113823
how many times has this been posted?
come on man, its not even my best work.I'm glad you like it but i wish people would post my better stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113130
How does the moose girl put on that hockey helmet?

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer has incredible thighs and I wish to intercrural them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113857
I want to stand in front of her as we mutually rub one across each other until one of us pounces.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113807
>She finds a depressed Hero and is ready to finally win
>Cute girl appears and gives him a speech
>'OVERLORD DAMN IT! CAN JUST ONCE I GET SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GET A HEROIC POWER UP'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113782
>Wrath has bigger tits than Pride
>Gluttony isn't chubby
This is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113868
I want one.

>>14113875
Wrath is always best girl anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113875
A chubby monster mouthed deepthroat machine would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113874
Wouldn't it be Tyrant Damn it since Overlord's are more like Kings and Tyrant's are more powerful than most Overlords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113874
>Lilim fights a heroine, thinking that she'll get lucky. even gets as far as breaking her sword
>love interest guy from nowhere gives her a holy blade.
>Lilim finds it hard to resist the urge to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113891
>Lilim has gone so low she's willing to fight a smarter than average Dog
>Just as she is ready to fight the Dog is surrounded by his animals friends and sees a Native American man's spirit
>'No...NO NO NO NOOOOO'
>The Dog becomes a Half Man Half Beast and his tiny knife he used before has become a Guts tier huge sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113692
>>14113692
In terms of writing quality its decent. The content isn't my kind of thing though, the HFY levels are through the roof and the MC is already looking like he'll be a gary stu after just two chapters. That's the problem with competent male characters in monstergirl stories though, many species are supposed to be superior to humans in terms of strength and speed so it can be hard to write a character who can best that without making them stu-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113894
>A fly is in her great ballroom and she has to kill it
>After successfully swatting it music starts playing
>The fly begins glowing with fire
>The fly remembers all his family and friend
>"Oh no...nonononononoooo"
>The fly now wields a sword of fire and takes her down

[Anonymous No.]

Four horsemen as monstergirls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113900
I am seriously starting to feel sorry for this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113900
>Lilim is now fucking sick of it and decides to find out who had the first ever Power Up
>She searched through multiple tomes only to find the first documented power up comes from Kamen Rider Stronger
>She calls up her Demon Lord Friends.
>'I want to kill this guy called Kamen Rider Stronger and end this bullshit Power Up nonsense.'
>Every single one of them says 'NO' in Unison
>They go on to talk about how if you try to kill a Legacy Kamen Rider you will be the villain of All Rider Crossover, and you can't win.
>And then even if she wins it'll become an All Rider and Sentai crossover.
>So literally Lilim is told to Deal with It.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113904
She can't even beat the final boss of a video game. Bowser just remembers all the Goombas and Koopas she killed and becomes giga Bowser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113902
Only on the condition that they ride centaurs and aren't centaurs themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113927
>Not wanting a red Centaur whose on fire and shouts 'WAAAAAAAARRRRR'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112857
That was pretty hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113929
I want that. I just want the actual horseman girl to be sitting on her, slightly embarassed that her steed won'd shut up and stop lighting herself on fire.
>She stands at the head of the army, her centaur mount giving a spirit rising war speach to end it with
>"TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Horseman points her sword across the field, shy under all the eyes on her.
>"W-war..."
>Army roars

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113935
She's a horseman can we let the moe aside for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113937
Wheredoyouthinkweare.png?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113937
>can we let the moe aside
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhhaahahahahaahhaahahahhaahaahahahahahahaaha no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113937
A few threads ago people tried to moeify Druella, there is no hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113940
Well fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113898
>it's decent, HFY through the roof and MC looks like a gary stu
Fair points, I suppose.
The MC is part of a pro-separatist faction so it isn't far off to say he's doing things in what his superiors believe is in humanity's best interest.

As far as the stu situation goes, he's still only human, and not every conflict is going to fall into his favor.

>>14113934
Pistol-whipping usually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113946
You fool! The moe has already gotten to you. There is no escape! Resistance is just another kind of gap moe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112722
And? He'd rarely ever update his shit, and run along to get high somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113954
and then*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113914
her dad's a ex-hero, she should go to him for advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113954
This. When did Sloth last update anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113964
>He says she should become a Hero herself
>She doesn't want to
>They get into a verbal argument
>He gets a Power Up
>Convinces Lilim to become Chaotic Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113974
5 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

15

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113964
wouldn't her mum be a better choice as she got the hero on her side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113976
now that is a story.
a chaotic good lilim wanting to enjoy all the bullshit hero tropes she suffered against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113992
>"You're not living your life correctly! (Kyaa! I always wanted to say that!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113985
She's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112857
It partially feels you're trying to stir up controversy in the thread with the edginess and the cowardly submissive hellhound, and seems a little too much like an angrier Spider and the Fly at the stories current state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113980
Come to think of it, what has been the largest gap between releases for a writefag? I remember one guy posting an update after a year once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114023
This is the entire reason I'm not a writefag, I feel creative in short bursts then go forever without being in that mood again.

Well that and I'm shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114032
I suffer from the same problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113857
Understandable, those nice, shapely, self lubing thighs are made for intercrural.

On a related note, Gazer fluff is severely unappreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114032
I also get this and its why I haven't updated anything in almost a year. I just have no good ideas anymore and anything I try generally feels like it'll be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/131069950

[Anonymous No.]

Today this writefag learned:
Foliage refers specifically to leaves! Don't use it as a pretty word when referring to the plants/trees/grass in a scene! You'll look like a dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114048
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114032
For me I just sort of stopped and figured I'd had my time in the sun now it's time to stop.

I get the urge to write occasionally but I'm never able to go through with it. Besides, oblivion is kinda comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114053
Wood Elf Nee Chan strikes again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114058
I honestly think this is how it always ends. We keep hearing from supposedly dead writefags now and then who actually never left the threads. I think people burn out and go back to being average anons instead. I know I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Priest

Rolled
>Ara Ara
>Thin
>Chimera (Dark Angel, I'm not even joking when I got that)
>Extremely Lewd

OH JESUS


OH SWEET JESUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114094

GIT THE WATTA NYUGGA, IS GOIN' DAAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114094
>Thin
It's trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Thin Clingy Mermaid who is bottom heavy, and happens to be very lewd
So. She's bottom heavy. Does that mean she has a fat ass tail? I'm not sure how nice that will look, considering she's thin, but overall this doesn't sound too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes are best when they're more foxy than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114094
>succunun that ascended into lewd angelhood through the sheer lasciviousness
Prepare your pelvis. Prepare it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114140
What is the baseline foxyness for foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Undine

So far, so good.

>Clingy, chubby, a yamato nadeshiko love freak with lewd levels at maximum

What has science done?!

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>>14114140
Is that supposed to be a button nose, or a shadow?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you order from Porkers?

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>>14114162
Are your breasts pasture-grown and humanely-raised?

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>>14114072
Pretty much what I did too, I think there is only one anon here who asks about a story update from me.

I feel bad for him sometimes.

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>>14114162
Anything with a honey glaze.

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>>14114147
hands and feet must be monstrous, go from there

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>>14114181
>>14114072
no one has actually asked an update from mine and coupled with the lack of feedback makes it kinda hard to tell if its worth writing a story

i mean, other than for fun i guess, which i do, but life tends to have a way to ruin fun things

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>>14114182
And that's when all the waitresses started smearing themselves with honey.

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>>14114192
What was it? I'm not gonna start nagging you to start writing again, just curious.

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>>14114203

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>>14114210
if i say what it is ill just look like an attention whore tho, gosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114162
Just a glass of water please.

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>>14114219
You kind of are, also a tease.

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>>14114230
fair enough

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>>14114215
I wouldn't mind some.

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>>14114181
I also get this from time to time. I actually want to finish that story, but in retrospect the planned ending was awful and I wanted to make something better. Someday I'll find a way to end it on a good note, but for now I'd rather it stays unfinished than have a shitty and rushed ending.

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>>14114234
>shortstack bug girls

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>>14114142
She's so lewd she's looped back to being pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114219
>loli Dullahan
Jes wanna dick dat tight neck a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114265
Her other half is a Dark Angel, so she's so lewd she looped back to being pure and then looped back to being lewd.

That's pretty goddamn lewd.

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>>14114246
The trick is to write a bunch of one shots that can stand on their own, but have the possibility of having little continuations added if they end up popular enough.

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>>14114234
Giant Ants are pretty cool, but I like spiders more.

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>>14114275
Harblador did that with his Auntie Cheshire story, it's a shame that he's burnt out though.

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>>14112596
>Arch Imp
>Kuudere
>Hourglass Shaped
>Love Freak (In love with love and romance)
>Not very Lewd

This is a very confusing combination but it sounds cute. Accepted.

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>>14112731
She's technically a Shoggoth

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>>14114275
I know that now. If I start writing again I'll only do one shots, long stories rarely get finished here and for good reason. If I actually burn out for real at least there will be finished stories out there.

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>>14113516

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>>14114181
Dietrich when

[Anonymous No.]

>write about a person yawning
>can't help but yawn every time
Contagious yawning is the greatest mystery of our time.

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>>14114336
This is yet another story from around this time last year that will never get continued.
Like the Amazon story
Or the Backflipping Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114343
Fuck you, I just yawned due to reading about your yawning. What is this black magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114346
Plenty of good writefagging died between January and June. Shame, this place used to be lively and full of writefags.

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>>14112596
>Yeti
>Clingy
>/fit/
>Bakunyuu
>Very lewd
Nothing will get mapped because she always wants to hold me against her snuggle lumps and "explore" snowy regions

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>>14114336
When I finally figure out if I'm going to be homeless or not in the coming months.

I've had a shit year so far anon so I don't really have the will to write right now.

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>>14114385
On the plus side a lot of drawfags are alive again, even if we're not getting regular free content as often as we used to. Luth had to open commissions again when I'm short on money.

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>tfw you never chase a shitstorm on /hbg/ just by posting

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>>14114394
>big titties + muscle + Yeti fluff
Sounds like heaven.

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>>14114346
>Like the Amazon story
Don't remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a bunch of loli MGs on the rules of being adventurers!
Which really is just me taking them out and adventuring with them as they learn the ropes.

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>>14114385
>Plenty of good writefagging died between January and June
This. What the fuck happened? Up until then this place had loads of awesome writefagging, but now its all dried up. Even the ones who stayed rarely post anymore, look at Lanternon for instance. We're lucky if he updates once a month now.

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>>14114409
Its the one unfinished story I would sacrifice other writefags to continue.

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>>14114429
>>14114409
Link?

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>>14114429
>>14114424
What if all this "sacrifice" talk made them actually leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114434
No one is being serious about that anyway
Besides, it achieved nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114433
http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu
This also the writefag that got me into Werebats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114424
There are plenty of still active decent writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114433
http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu
The best amazon so far and it's a single chapter of a year old unfinished story.

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>>14114455
Penywise, Moose and Lanternon (if he's alive, it can take a while between updates) spring to mind, but who else?

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>>14114469
Quicksilver, Harblador Alp we have Iron by way of new blood, and while he isn't great, he's receptive to feedback. And gets a lot of it for some reason, so he's on his way to being one of out better ones. I'm sure I'm forgetting a heap too.

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>>14114474
Is Harblador alive again after his ban?

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>>14114474
>>14114469
>>14114487

That's the same old bunch.

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>>14114474
There's also that Silent_II fellow.

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>>14114474
>Harblador is alive
Nice! That is some good news. I've read a few of Beast's things and I also think he's got some potential.
I forgot to mention Seafoam too, and I feel bad because he's also pretty good.

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>>14114469
RS posted a wight chapter not a few days ago.

I really have no idea what's going on with him, if he's ever actually dead or alive. As soon as I write him off as dead he posts something.

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See? There's tonnes. You guys are too quick to call some one dead.

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>>14114491
We rarely get new guys. Iron Beast is only new by our standards, he's originally from elsewhere and I love it because that surely means there are other interesting MG writers I haven't heard of yet

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>>14114500
>RS posted a wight chapter not a few days ago.
Oh fuck, I can't believe I didn't see that.
I'm gonna go ahead and read that now.

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>>14114500
>RS is also alive
How have I missed this stuff?

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>>14114507
It makes me wonder if someone should take one for the team and go through the stuff on the wiki and MGU, there's bound to be one or two gems hidden in the pile of shit.

I'd offer to do it myself but I don't have enough time or alcohol to put up with that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of writefags, Odin added his old CYOA to his pastebin, and added a little fun stuff to the end.
http://pastebin.com/vaBMM5yX

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114519
I'm not kidding when I say there'll be some hidden gems in that shit, it just needs someone with the time and lack of sanity to pull them up.

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>>14114516
He doesn't advertise any more. He'll pop here in to post a doujin if he's translated it, but that's about it. He doesn't post on TFT or infinitychan either. I don't get why he'd keep writing if he's never going to tell anyone about what he writes, but whatever, I guess that's his thing.

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>>14114519
>There's bound to be one or two gems hidden in the pile of shit.

"The right man in the wrong community can make all the difference in the fandom."

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>>14114532
Lanternon occasionally does that too. I'd applaud the lack of an ego but it makes it difficult for us to notice updates at the same time.

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>>14114533
I wonder if outsiders read our writefags in turn.

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>>14114469
There's also Losenis that wrote the demon story and the kikimora one after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114519
I'll do it, it might be worth to check the other sites. If don't come back just leave without me.

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>>14114538
Not unless the outsider check the wordpress I would imagine.

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>>14114474
>Alp

If you are reading this, stop procrastinating and go back to writing. Also, proofread your stuff!

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>>14114538
Back when the blog was active I noticed my views shooting up once a new story/update was announced. It still happens with the wordpress, so I guess there are some people who found it and just check for new things to read now and then.
There's also the fact that reddit found the writefag list a while back, and /monster/ have supposedly mentioned a few of us too.

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>>14114474
There's also Murchez and Dramanon, but neither of them seem to put out stuff very regularly. Also, that slime guy who had some other stuff that was alright.

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>>14114519
I'm kinda interested in what stories the other places have to offer so I might trudge through the shit. Wonder if I'll find the good stuff in either the 1 story shorts or a continous story

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>>14114554
>Reddit
>/monster/
I wanna know, but at the same time I'm afraid of the answer.

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>>14114558
One shots are our best bet.

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>>14114554
>and /monster/ have supposedly mentioned a few of us too
We're a boogeyman for /monster/.

And I hope it stays that way

[Anonymous No.]

Where is .less with that elin lich?

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>>14114580
Honestly, they rarely mention our writefags but it has happened. I'm fine with it. I don't understand why good writefagging should be exclusive to one site or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114590
Who cares, let us enjoy these moments of peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114580
I'd the boogeywoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114592
But I want that elin.

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>>14114601
But I don't want .less.

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>>14114595
Her bugs, too?

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>>14114606
Not the boogiewoman, the boogeywoman.

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>>14114557

Yeah I should probably stop slacking off and actually write things again. I'm pretty bad at that.

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>>14114612
I'd let her drag me under the bed too.

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>>14114604
He's necessary.

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>>14114621
Not really.

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>>14114619
I'm sure she just wants a friend. And she's shy, that's why she hides all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114625
He comes with something nice from time to time, what was the last thing? Huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114604
I do as long as he leaves his waifu at the door. She's just so dull, well, everything-wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114640
But I want to fuck his waifu and there's a few crazies around here who like her feet.

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>>14114654
>But I want to fuck his waifu
I was about to judge you, but then I remembered I'd fuck the genderbent version of his selfinsert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114654
Plus there's that madman who wants to go and meet him soon*

*meet as in keep him in the rape closet

[Anonymous No.]

So why is it we don't have drawfags in the capacity that we do writefags? I mean, except for lawyerchan, do we have any one who just sits around, does neat doodles for nothing, like we might have a write fag sit around and drop some greentext?

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>>14114679
Because it's easier to writefag than drawfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114679
Quicker and easier to write than it is to draw something that looks decent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114679
Because the technical skill to draw at an acceptable level is way higher than that of writing what is most often low grade smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114679
Unremarkable drawfags get screamed at, unremarkable writefags just get ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114679
A bit harder with art, so less people try to get into it. If they did, we would have a lot of Alp tier art flying around. I mean, I find it amusing, but I'm not so sure everyone else would.

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>>14114694
>>14114691
Greentext is just word scribbles though. I feel it's roughly comparable to drawing scribbles. Am I wrong in that?

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>>14114700
>Unremarkable drawfags get screamed at
No? I don't recall Snibako, that "f" drawfag, and that dude that's working on that Metroidvania game getting the shit taken out of them.

There's also the dude that drew pic-related.

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>>14114667
I'd fund his travel expenses as long as he let .less out every once in a while to draw something.

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>>14114709
Nope.

Well, I don't know. I can still enjoy greentext, but it's more about the ideas it puts in my head than the actual prose.

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>>14114708
>tfw I stopped drawing before Middle School
Fuck me for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grey Oni is standing in the middle of the streets
>'SUPER ANON YOU COWARD! ALL YOUR WOMEN ARE DOWN AND YOU WON'T EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE!'
>Paladin chan walks up
>'He can not even hear your bellowing Monster. As we speak Super Anon rescues an entire star system a Universe away. Do you worst, I'll not let you harm another.'
>'I do what I do in service to my species'
>'Once, at the word of my Lord Queen Arturia I was ordered to lay waste to an Entire Village. I knew my Queen's heart could not be so unjust, so I spared them all.'
>'Then your a lousy warrior.'
>Oni Punches Paladin Chan
>'There it is, the creeping moral decay of the past thousand years.'
>Paladin chan slashes but the Oni dodges
>'Arturia thanked me Oaf, had I been wrong I would have handed over my sword and left the court in shame.'
>Paladin chan slashes, Oni catches it and swings Paladin chan onto the ground behind her
>'Save yourself a Hospital stay and Stand Down. That magic armor won't help you.'
>Paladin chan stands up and goes to punch
>'HAVE AT THEE!'
>Is instantly hammer blow into the ground
>'Your a Relic. In this World, power is the only thing that matters. You and those other No Name Girls, you're just people. In the great scheme of things nothing you do has the least bit of significance.'
>Oni Uppercuts Paladin chan away
>'I'll waste you and a billion like you before I let any power rival Onis. It's my Duty.'
>Paladin chan gets up
>'You don't know what the word means'
>'You can't win.'
>'I die as befits a Knight, defending the weak.'
>Paladin Chan stands up and falls back down.
>'Why don't you give up?'
>'Why don't YOU?'
>Oni kicks Paladin chan away and goes to pick up a car
>'Super Anon and your Just Fucks League are a threat to a Safe and Stable World.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>kei inu
>tomboy
>afraid of being thought of as manly

My boner likes where this is going

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112744
>too big

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>>14114747
That was my response.
It's especially great for baphomets or alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Minotaur
Good, good. This could be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112570
>Kakuen

She teases the fuck out of me with her huge butt and lewd smile and by making my coconut gun fire in spurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112744
On a scale of flatty-flatty 1x2 to Matsu-sensei. I'd say maybe.

Although I'm okay with the former provided the flatty has a large ass and thighs.

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>>14112570
>Doppelganger

It'll work out fine.

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>>14114761
Matsu-sensei draws such great cows.

Although I do like both sides of the spectrum. Nothing says perfection like a titty monster Holst with a Baphomet laying on top of her, both of them presenting themselves for a threesome. I'm a lover of both sides of the spectrum.

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>>14114709
Hard to say.

At the very least writing is much more accessible than providing art. I'm sure that alone plays some part in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114774
Recently he made an OC character that's a titty monster Angel(?) in xboxhueg battle armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114792
I'd enjoy a titty monster angel, maybe spend my time teasing her with little lewd things as we adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

We should make a drawing contest. The price for the winner will be our respect.

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>>14114806
Is paint viable?
I'll post my scribble on imgur in order to conserve images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114808
I was just joking but sure, this might be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114812
Alright, I may not actually use paint though.

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>>14114808
Maybe if we all do Alp tier art a drawfag will feel pity for us and drop by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114806
That won't do, we need an actual price, like some good drawfag will draw something for you or a good writefag will write about your favorite mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114835
I don't think a competition is a good idea
I mean, some people take competitions as cereal bees nest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112035
That was the basic idea for MantiMILF, but now that I've retardedly sperged out info like that, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

You will be pampered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895

OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895
I just don't understand why some can love Centaurs just can't wrap my mind around it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895
Whatever I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895
Does any one actually appreciate this dude posting this image all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895
Sure, whatever you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114915
Does anyone appreciate the dudes spamming the other half a dozen spammed images?
I personally ignore it as I do with about 60% of the rest of the thread

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>>14112813
>Manticore asks this to a mousy looking dude in the street
>His hands are sweaty, he keeps squirming, and looking nervously form side to side
>Jackpot, she thinks
>She drapes her big, thick, undulating tailpussy on his shoulders, making him flinch and begin to tremble
>"What's wrong boya, scared of being left shivering on the street, covered in fluids and wrung dry of all your semen?"
>He nods
>"Tell you what, I'll let you choose, your place, or mine?" she asks, that sadistic smirk manticores are known for etched on her face
>"mine" he manages to mumble
>They go to his place as agreed
>She sits on his sofa, eyeing him as he goes to the kitchen and fetches two glasses and fills them to the brim with a dark colored wine
>He sips his, while she downs hers it's lifesaving water in the desert
>"Now where were we?" she says as she looms over him, tailpussy wrapped around his leg, bulb making its way to his crotch
>He grabs her face and kisses passionately, opposite to the shyness he showed before, a string of saliva glistening between them when he parts the kiss
>"Well, here I thought I'd have to do all the work, but it seems you're man after all" she says smiling "now let me take care of..."
>She starts feeling heavy, her eyelids are droopy as she's slurring her words
>He pushes her off of him
>"Wait, where are you...
>Her eyes go wide as she sees him come back with a hacksaw, her eyes going wide
>In the same meek tone from before he says "I REALLY, love tailpussy, then her world goes dark

Monsters be not proud.

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>>14114895

Why would a kingdom of Centaurs send knights to tell humans to accept their love?

Are they just lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>her face when the song goes
Responsibility is cool, but there are better things in life. Like getting your dick rode all fucking night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114755
>Ara Ara busty Alice straddling her oniichan , teasing him because of his love for breasts, calling him a pervert who gets aroused by someone as young as her, undoing the lace of her dress and offering for him to drink from her as she tells him she loves that dirty side of him

YES

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>>14114905
Man, those milkmaid centaurs could really get a man to throw away his principles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114920
That's a pretty cool clothing design.

>You'll never buy comfy full body sweaters for your centaur daughtery

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114895
Some one left the barn doors open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114940
AS YOU KEEP GETTING HIGHER
EYES LOOK LIKE THEY ON FIRE

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>>14112949
>pissed of alchemist accompanied by a mob of angry men
>they blanket Sabbath headquarters with bombshell bust potions
>witches running around holding on to their hats as their sisters land face first on the ground, unable to stand due to the weight on their chests
>they're violated as they receive compliments on their ample chests, tears running don their cheeks
>at the center of it all, a baphomet with thousand yard stare, hefting her own pair of melons

Fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114995
I'd feel sorry for them if it wasn't for the fact that they're getting a taste of their own dogmatic medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114974
How would a Hellhound or any MG with ears like that wear headphones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115003
Guess they'll have to settle with earbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115003
Headphones you wear on the back of your head that curve up and around to fit snugly in your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/Z2nBmc5M
>The Lewd out of Space

I've also got some bits and pieces of the very much unfinished Summer Special laying around that I might cobble together into a rump version or cut into individual shapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115003
Huge earbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck my 9 tailed Inari wife so hard she gets 3 more tails. In one night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
You're alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
Interesting, and good to see you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115003
They'd wear them like a headband, going around the back of the head and the cups curling up the front to cover the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115024
Rumors of my kill are somewhat outdated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>>14112607

>Leanan Sidhe
>Himedere
>Hourglass Shaped
>Echidna Daughter
>4 sisters
>Lewd

Well it's going to be fun

>Genki Pear Shaped
>Racial norm Oppai loli
>Racial norm Hourglass Shaped
>Thugdere + choose /fit/

Perfect fairies.

>Choose Chimera
>They are all Ryu-Leanan Sidhe hybrids

I see ... so they are all tall fairies with a long lower body/dragon tails ...

Hot

>Choose Heiress

Because the more the merrier.

>One Himedere /fit/ Chimaera maid

Hot and probably funny maid.

I guess that they are going to protect me easily with their Ryu powers and they probably have magic since they are still fairies. And I have as a bonus a fucking Chimaera maid for Demon Lord's sake!

Fuck yeah, I am going to marry all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
You beautiful bastard. That story, though. Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114874
And? Just go for it, I will read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112857
MORE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
>my cousin
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114405
>FILENAME
This could be problematic or stupidly sweet, if a little bit gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114995
So long as the Alchemist isn't violating anyone I'm OK with this.
He's gotta save himself for the Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
So it was you talking about that idea. Glad to have you back you abomination fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115056
Yeah, it was originally going to be a maid harem corruption scenario, but things got changed around a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114405
>You'll never post a picture of yourself in /hbg/ and watch them go insane.
>You'll never dare them to try and track you down.
>You'll never be tracked down by a geeky NEET [Insert Monstergirl Here] and be tenderly loved by her.
>You'll never wake up to her hugging you and crying a bit because she's so happy you're real.
Why did we have to be born in this shitty universe with no monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
Nice. Short and sweet. See a continuation in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
Lovecraft frowns on your insufficiently verbose handling of adjectives. Otherwise it's nice and spooky.

Glad to have you back.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE needs phoenixes urgently

http://i.imgur.com/eSmUYEV.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115065
>A monster girl will never post a picture of herself here and dare to go and track her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114017
I'm not doing it intentionally, but I will admit the idea of a sub hellhound did stick in mind. The edginess is in the premise of MC being a guerrilla who comes into conflict with monstergirls in itself, and I can't really do much but avoid going full retard with it. If it ain't your kind of thing, don't feel bad to skip it.

And I haven't read Spider and the Fly myself, admittedly. I might fix that on my next day off.

>>14115043
I'm going for a minimum 3k/chapter per month, but I make no promises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
Cool story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115067
It's possible, but it would require a bit of a genre shift like with the MILF kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115070
She doesn't even have visible pussy lips.
Still, she's pretty cute, Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115070
Funny enough, your censor job made it more lewd than it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113213
>strangling your waifu as she rides you to see who passes put first

This shouldn't expand dong, but it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115084
Yeah I guess you can't make spooky fear-for-my-mortal-soul sex a staple. Dude would get used to it pretty quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115040
I'm too afraid of failing, that and i'm being bullied into some awfully pretentious piece of kermuddgin at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115072
I eagerly await.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113169
>>Until tomorrow night
>>Fufufu
>murderkiki's wrist is caught
>anon pulls her into bed for a snuggle
>Not releasing her until he wakes fully at 1 pm, much to her eternal displeasure.
>Before murdering him, she has to make sure he becomes a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115055
Anon, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, your lich has been made into a permaloliand she's alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115086
>>14115088
Better not risking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115114
Eh, I understand.

I'm also paranoid over posting SFW images that can easily be considered NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113479
>orgasms denial

Kill yourself My Sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113451
If they're like the one in that bat sluts doujin you bet your ass I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115113
>lich has been made into a permaloliand she's alive
I see now, what must be done. The screams guide me. I am to become death, the destroyer of worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115097
You know what they say, it's better to try and fail, than never to try at all. Don't be alp, just man up and do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115130
Not him, but never trying at all doesn't earn you the eternal hatred of the thread. You're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115113
You're not really getting the reference are you?
If anything, the Lich this alchemist is after is taller than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115094
>implying Miss Kikimorść wouldn't hogtie you before strangling and raping you
Aon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115123
>not wanting to mix 'the relief of letting out a piss you've been holding' with 'the glory of having an orgasm'

monster girls love me
cuz im so meek
cuz im laidback
cuz im so weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115133
Who gives a shit about the hate of the thread? We don't know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115147
People who want to bring future content peacefully without having to stand in a microwave on full to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115096
I could maybe get in one where he's willing but terrified, and after that it would just be abominable waifusex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115147
Sure you do, I am...

THE ONE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED, TEETH GROUND SHARP AND EYES GLOWING RED

THE ONE HIDING UNDER YOUR STAIRS WITH SNAKES FOR FINGERS AND SPIDERS IN MY HAIR

THE CLOWN WITH THE TEAR-AWAY FACE, HERE IN A FLASH AND GONE WITHOUT A TRACE

THE 'WHO' WHEN YOU CALL 'WHO'S THERE?'

THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR

THE SHADOW ON A MOONLIT NIGHT, FILLING YOUR DREAMS TO THE BRIM WITH FRIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115133
It takes some serious intentional fuckery to earn you the eternal hatred of the thread. You honestly have to work at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115167
You're a nightmare before christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115159
We are not that stupid, if you lurk for a little while you know what we like and what we hate. It's not easy to fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpvdAJYvofI

Oogie Boogie girl never

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never tease gamer gazer while she plays the vladgame

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115018
>http://pastebin.com/Z2nBmc5M
HE. LIVES!
sucks about you having to pay to post again though

[Anonymous No.]

The world needs more titty Harpies.

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>>14115162
If that's what the genre shift entails, I'm 100% fine with it. But of course it's up to you.

On another completely unrelated note, I've been getting repeating connection errors for a few days now, and it comes and goes, stopping me from posting for like ~20 mins before fucking off the rest of the day. Is it just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>want bigger tits
>just remove your current tits and replace with a more well endowed corpse's

Undead boob jobs.
Fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115202
You have my agreement. Use it well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115185
R63 Oogie Boogie was flavor of the month maybe a year and a half ago. You can find the lewds in the usual place. This has been another post brought to you by MONSTER MEMES THAT TIME FORGOT

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a loner /mgg/?

>what does this have to do with monstergirls?

I was just thinking, in a world with MGs, being a loner or introvert would be hell.

>Go to the library, lich a few tables over starts blowing skull shaped kisses at you
>Go to the gym, onis and lizardas trying to spot you and touching you all over to "correct" your form
>Go buy new clothes, succubi catcalling you and commenting, telling you'd look much better with them off
>Go to the park to feed pigeons, Titania and her fairies turn it into a breadcrumb war and want you to participate
>Go for a walk in the rain, accosted by karakasas masturbating through their clothes
>Try to watch a meteror shower, beset by a billion fucking batgirls or worse, beelzebubs
>Go paddleboating, kappas climb aboardand nag you for cuccumbers
>Go hiking, fucking manticore and ushi oni bickering about who gets to have you
>Come out of Karate class, hinezumi waiting outside asking if you think you're hot stuff and think you can take her
>Minding your own business whittling, dryad crying and shaking you, asking how you can be so cruel
>Door to door dark priests wanting to share the gospel of the fallen god with you
>Ghardavas knocking on your window at two fucking a.m. to make you listen the latest piece you inspired
>Bitch ogre neighbors picking fights the next morning because you won't just fuck the squawking turkey and put an end to the singing
>Shirohebis doing aura readings who won't let go of your damn hand
>Tanukis waving wads of cash in your face like you're a fucking streetwalker
>Sabbath girls doing the "I'm lost, can you help me find my niichan" routine
>Go to the movies, dark matter molesting every single male patron in the dark
>Go to the freaking cemetery, wisps whispering at you to kill yourself and ghouls making obscene gestures, flicking their tongues at you

Fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115209
Next week: Anya, the Russian Jinko in a space suit that somehow made her a donut steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115206
I suppose that may only be applicable Zombie grills outside the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115134
This a videogame or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
>Are you a loner /mgg/?
Not by choice.
>Go to the library, lich a few tables over starts blowing skull shaped kisses at you
Not anymore either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
>Go to the library, lich a few tables over starts blowing skull shaped kisses at you
Hnnngh.

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>>14115216
Thing is, I'm a loner but I'd be flattered with the attention.
My body is hyper sensitive to touch though, to the point where I involuntarily jolt when someone unexpectedly touches me, and sometimes even when I see it happening. I can imagine Monsters would either see this as a cute thing or as something heartbreaking and in need of curing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
>Shirohebis doing aura readings who won't let go of your damn hand
I like yandere sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115146
Orgasm denial is a shitty fetish. Fight me Pok Gai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115070
Pretty nice, would burn in her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115233
I'm reminded of that Deruella greentext where she wanted to "save" a man who was afraid of intimacy.

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>>14115216
>>Door to door dark priests wanting to share the gospel of the fallen god with you
I just answered the door to some Jehovas Witnesses today and politely stood there as they prattled on about how "they're seen in a bad light", before handing me some pamphlets.
Now I can only imagine an alternate universe where it was two Dark Priests claiming they aren't total sluts as they bend down constantly to give me a good view of their tits, forcing a pamphlet mixed with a porno mag into my hands with some bookmarks covered in phone numbers placed inside.

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>>14115216
I'm an introvert with an extrovert side that comes out if something really gets my attention, I always feel exhausted after though.
>Go to the park to feed pigeons, Titania and her fairies turn it into a breadcrumb war and want you to participate
As silly as it is, this is the kind of dumb shit that would get my attention. I'm speaking from experience on this one, it may or may not have involved too much wine.

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>>14115240
Like the lyrics implied, I'm not a fighter. Can we sing a duet instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115230
Liches are very moe.

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>>14115252
I will get round to actually writing it as a story someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115240
that reminds me i still dont have the motivation to finish ryu orgasm denial part 2. maybe i will sometime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115225
Shovel Knight.
Free expansion just dropped a couple days ago that lets you play as one of the bosses, even give him his own story mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115190
Talking about games that EMG web game seems to be out, but you need a jap VPN to play it. Does a

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115263
How long has it been now? Christ, you're making me look like a real go-getter.

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>>14115216

Fuck that, let's go on a vacation

>Zipangu

>Kejourou and Jourougumo beckoning you to come to them and making a very "come hither" look.
>Visiting a Ryu's shrine goes alright actually
>But you could feel the eyes of her Shirohebi's followers on you so you cut the visit short
>Nureonago smiling at you on rainy days
>Crow tengus asking you for help figuring out something but shy away when you ask for more details on what it is
>Seemingly ordinary cats meowing and trying to get your attention

Fug.

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>>14115253
>"You see, every one says we're just sluts, but it's, like, totally not true. Here," She thrusts her chest up, revealing the corner of a pamphlet buries in her cleavage, "It's in this pamphlet. Um.. my hands are a little full, could you take it?" you look at her hands. One is holding her bag, another a stack of books. Your own hands are full, a sandwich and coffee in each
>Look up at her
>She grins and licks her lips, and pantomimes a biting notion, shaking her chest from side to side
>Sigh, bury your face in her breasts and try to fish the corner of the pamphlet out with your tongue so you can latch your teeth into it and pull it out, mumbling a muffled 'the shit I have to put up with' into her chest, making her giggle, and push more of her tits into your face, reverse-motorboating you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115263
Damn, I never thought you'd rise from the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
I wish I didn't have to get gud at karate to get a fire mouse waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115257
Great, you made it weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115269
Fuck. I love it when indie devs do that stuff. Its like when FTL got the advanced DLC for free, adding all that new stuff into the game and an easy option to play without it should you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
>>14115273
I'd most likely snap from the unwanted attention and become a hermit in a hole in the ground. Social attention tends to cause severe panic attacks, and physical touch tends to feel like a painful shock...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115274
>Not turning them down instantly

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115274
>but's it's like, totally not true
>she talks like one of "those girls"

Anon, you just killed my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115279
Shovel Knight might just be one of the best Kickstarter games ever.
They took so long to release the first Free DLC because they wanted to get it right.
And boy did they succeed, Plague Knight's levels actually have parts that Shovel Knight's didn't, and his gameplay is completely different from Shovel Knight's.
I can't wait for Specter Knight and King Knight's campaigns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115284
I was going to think of a witticism, but I'm just going to settle on calling you gay.
You're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115270
*Does anyone want to give it a try? Fuck.

http://www.dmm.com/en/netgame_s/monmusu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115283
>physical touch tends to feel like a painful shock..
This. It sounds completely insane but its true. Life with monstergirls would be hell. Partially because they would always want to touch single men, and partially because I'd like them to but goddamn my body doesn't want any part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115291
No, I don't want to be lectured by religious people no matter how hot they are. If they want me to do lewd stuff with them they can sneak into my bed in the morning and give me a blowjob to wake me up like a normal monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115270
It's not out yet, just the website. You also won't need a VPN for it, Kancolle players have been using cookies to work around region restrictions for a while now
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Tutorial:_Proxy_Connection#Option_1:_Editing_DMM_Cookie.27s_Region_Flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115275
i haven't visited the threads in months now. got to depressed every time i remembered that unfinished shit.

i couldn't stay away anymore though. i need monstergirl shitposting in my life.

I kinda miss writing, but every time I try to finish that story I just get brainfarted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115217
Anya's a donut steele because contrary to actual genetics when I came up with her as a silly greentext character to reference Aisha Klan-Klan and her insatiable sexual appetite I decided that she should be a White Tiger while still being born and raised in roughly Russia/Ukraine.

White Tigers are a genetic variant of the Bengal Tiger, just like panthers are pretty much always jaguars or leopards.

So, if you want to nitpick, then yes. Anya is very much a donut steele character given that she's noted to be a Siberian Tiger variant Jinko that's also white in fur color because fuck you white is better camouflage for the winter wastelands of Russia's rural frontier.

It's whatever, though. If we're going to call silly shit like Anya, Maritan, Ilassa, whatever the fuck donut steeles, I'm not going to dig my heels and try to stop you all. I've learned all to well the kind of ire that incites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115287

You're too weak if all it takes to kill your interest in a MG is a green text.

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>>14115283
>gnomes dropping by and snaking your sugar before asking for your "sap" to make the soil grow richer
>have to have a panic room for when giant ants try to kidnap you
>they just lift the damn panic room and take it to their hive

Not even death will save you, because she's too busy humping herself on her latest charge.

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>>14115284
>Turning them down
>Not inviting them in as casual fuckbuddies who you can fuck while you play video games, complain to about your life, and listen to their complaints about assholes who turn them down instantly.
>Not finding out that the one you find the cutest and least interested in the whole door to door thing actually lives pretty close to you
>Not accepting her offers to come over to yours and cook for you
>Not having her as a defacto room mate with how often she's around often naked except for one of your shirts
>Not just slowly thinking of her as your girlfriend
>Not confessing one day that you want to be in a relationship with her, for her to look shocked
>"You mean we weren't already?"
Don't sweat the small stuff.

>>14115299
She's the type that lives by example rather than preaching.

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>>14115309
>She's the type that lives by example rather than preaching.

Well then she shouldn't be trying to give me pamphlets then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115279
>FTL
My nigga, FTL is the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115305
>he says this when some girls have been made radioactive by a story or greentext

First day here?

It's not like I dislike Dark Priests now, I just hate girls who talk that way.

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>>14115311
She can't help it if she has nothing else to do, and her sisters damnwell know it, and strongarm her into coming along when she just wants to sit at home and masturbate to that cute boy that lives near her. Hell she wouldn't have done it if not for the fact they'd visit that anon's house in thefirst place anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115313

I hear that. I don't hear that kind of talking too much thankfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115276
>not taking her street fight style

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115279
>>14115312
Thanks for reminding me that I should be listening to the OST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115316
Fine, they can have one cup of tea and we'll see where we go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115302
Oh yeah, I used to play kancolle that way. The game will be shit but the girls look cute at least.

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>>14115304
Knigga, panthers are mountain lions, a distinct big cat more related to the jaguarundi and the bobcat than the jaguar.

Also, any time you start stacking more than one or two special snowflake traits, of course it's going to get called a donut steele. I don't know what planet you're from where you'd think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115308

>Peek out of the panic room
>A giant ant cheerfully waves at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115312
I know right? I almost never win but its so much fun being a starship captain.
I still find it funny that I suck at surviving the main quest but manage to luck into all the super rare shit. I actually got the Crystal Cruiser through the original means of getting all three rare events in the right areas of the galaxy at the right time without actually looking for it. That was some bullshit levels of luck right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115293
Is this the same shit as Kancolle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115319
If I could use hadokens, I don't think I'd be worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115327
I don't have a problem with her being called a donut steele? I mean if I even remotely gave a shit about half the characters that I think of,lel so juvenile of a writer, guys she'd be descended from a Bengal Tiger similar to how Dudley in Street Fighter is clearly of Bangladeshi/Pakistani/Indian descent. But that'd imply wanting to breathe life into a memetic character.

I loaf fuck you you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115344
Not that type of street fight anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115323
>The menu theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFSHrnqQyV4&list=PL1MZjfwXXeuoF5eN_I7kNtBToXYiPHO6H
Best thing ever. Just some really heroic, hopeful 8 bit style track as you set up your ship in the hanger just knowing you'll probably die horribly in half an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to distend a smug Fairy with my giant-ass dick and force her to stop grinning when my cum spurts through her stomach and out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115347
>fucking a monster's pussy with a loaf of bread

The things this thread makes one think about.

[Anonymous No.]

My heart.
>>14115338
Kinda, it seems to be some kind of battle-dating-sim game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115352
Oh. Well, wonder how easy a fire mouse is to grapple. Lewdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115359
Anon, please.

It's like you've never fantasized about filling a Slime to the brim with Yeast while you grope her massive, doughy tits and the first thing she says is "HUSBAND KNEADS ME! <3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115359
Doing that to a girl with a literal lower mouth would be sorta hot, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115361
Oh my god, is that loli harpy being molested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115357
If it wasn't for Hotline Miami 2 it'd definitely be vidya soundtrack of the decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115347
Your previous post very strongly indicated you personally didn't think she qualified as a donut steele. But she fits all the typical marks. Anybody can see that.

That's what's strange. That you honestly think she isn't. Or that the self-insert lilim gods and author avatars aren't either. It's like you have some alien definition floating in your head that if it's not sonic chu tier then it doesn't count.

I just find that curious. I couldn't care less about Anya specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115370
The screen shots for it make it look like it has a "rubbing" minigame so you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115373
I can't stop listening to HM2's OST. The game may be inferior to the original but the music is god tier. The remixes are also incredible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkLBXeuoow
>no monstergirl mods for the game
Actually, that's probably a good thing. Unless you're playing a paladin or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115381
I like you. Allow me to share last decade's greatest soundtrack in my opinion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxP7VBbhRaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115381
I never played 2. I didn't even play 1 until last week. It was a good game. It reminded me a lot of Streets of Rage meets GTA2. Not that me being behind in releases is unusual. I didn't play Shovel Knight until last summer either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115352
>>14115363
>Oni apologizing to you for starting a fight, but telling you to take responsibility for ruining a maiden's face, grabbing your hand and placing it on the cut you gave her
>Lizarda knocking on your door, a bright red ribbon wrapped around her severed tail, blushing as she presents it to you
>Hinezumi doing this pose after pledging herself to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115381
>Unless you're playing a paladin or something.
Make it punch only and turn the blood white. Now it's about a hard day's monmusu forcibly jacking Paladins off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115381
>Hotline Miami with paladins and monster girls
I would buy 10 copies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115364
God damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115397
>Lizarda knocking on your door, a bright red ribbon wrapped around her severed tail, blushing as she presents it to you
The rest is fine but this is heartbreaking. She can grow it back with mamono mana right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115397
>Win against hinezumi
>She's a big ultrasub
Pleasant surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115329
>They think they've won, until they tear into the room and find it empty, you having tunneled out days before thanks to a hatch on the floor that let you get at the ground

Guys

I think I want to be a cuntease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115397
>Lizarda
Reminds me of Yellow Bird.

[Anonymous No.]

A wild Imp appeared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115422
Jesus fuck do I want this game. KC said after the second Encyclopedia volume right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115422
I really like that mock-up for KCs prospective game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115390
I really, really like what I hear so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115425
Once there's a good number of Monster Girls, yes.

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>>14115377
Eh, I'm more taken to the fact that alot of the thread-lurkers and more vocal people call anything they like a donut steele.

I'll admit that a White Siberian Jinko is about as donut steele as you can possibly get. But as I said, I'm not going to dig my heels about this because I want the meme to die even if Loen did drawfaggotry for her and she gets remembered on occasion.

Just like that fucking Hiltraid/Schwarzwulf piece I commissioned from .less. Just Let It Go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115428
If you find yourself getting bored before you hit Argon Refinery, then do yourself a favor and skip ahead to that before giving up oh god I'm listening to it right now and I

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115410
I guess?

>>14115411
That's the norm, if you beat them, there's a handful of girls like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115430
I can still see the frombrushmarks where her nipples were edited out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115419
That's why I use it, saying lizardMAN when you're talking about a woman is irksome to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich wearing Etrian Odyssey Hexers outfit when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115430
>that barren chest

I would be too angry to become aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115419
Reminder that canonically Prince Pirate MC committed genocide against them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115445
Do you have Holstaurus Milk equipped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115407
Then after you bake your Slime, she becomes the most slovenly of all breads. The Pumpernickel Slime!

SPREAD THE BUTTER, ANON. SLATHER HER IN MARJORAM AND CHUTNEY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115369
I think you confused hot with hilarious.

>Honey, have you seen the paper?
>Hass han I thaw ee ee wuh uh ke hunhho
>Don't talk with your mouth full
>I said...
>EITHER ONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115458
>baking her

You sure she's survive that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115364
You're making me real fucking hungry, anon.
>Fill slime waifu with yeast and flour
>Fuck her for hours until she's nice and kneaded
>Lock her in a small metal room and make her fuck an ignis for a few hours
>Get a Melted butter Barometz
>Bring her back home, pull the dough-slime/bread golem out of the oven
>Slice a bit out of the buttermetz
>Smear it over the bread golem
>Chow down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115418

>They furiously dig after you, surprised with how much progress you made in such short a time
>All it does it fuel their desire for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115458
>>14115466
I'd a literal cake Woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115358
She's only being smug to entice you to do that!
If you give in, she wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115449
If I'm being honest, even if she had rocking tits I don't think I could get hard for her. It's something about the face. Too haughty? Too youthful? I honestly don't know.

Would love to see a MG's face when you tell her you don't find her, or her species hot at all. Seeing her get all indignant, or rapey and how she'll soon change your mind, only for your soldier to remain as limp as if you were cleaning out fish guts. In the winter. In short shorts. After not being able to sleep for 42 hours because your asshole Oomukade dealer gave you the wrong stuff.

This kills the monstergirl.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115449
Not him but I've got a bottle of minotaur milk, a temporary slimification potion, and a CC cake if that helps.

Put most my skills in item creation feats so I really can't do potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115433
>Just like that fucking Hiltraid/Schwarzwulf piece I commissioned from .less. Just
>Let It Go
But muh fascist werewolf /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115434
A couple of tracks have been a bit boring, but most of them are good. I know what I'm listening to next time I write

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115443
I like Lizarda as a term, so I don't mind.
>>14115446
Wasn't it because they had very low birth-rates? But I guess that's some sort of divine retribution for being a bunch warmongering husbando stealers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115433
For what it's worth, I still like Anya.

[Anonymous No.]

It's only been forever since I wrote something, but hopefully that'll change. Have the first installment of a new series I'm working on.

http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115485
bunch of*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115485
>Wasn't it because they had very low birth-rates? But I guess that's some sort of divine retribution for being a bunch warmongering husbando stealers.

The winged dragons had a species specific disease that made it difficult to produce viable offspring. That got weaponized to sterilize every reptilian species it came in contact with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115491
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115495
That's what they get for being a bunch of scaly-assed buttheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115489
oh nice

[Anonymous No.]

Let's get hairy.

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ

>Waking up feels almost painful, like sleep is trying to forcefully drag you back into its embrace
>Even though your eyes are still closed, they sting and ache and you head feels like it's been wrapped up and squeezed roughly for longer than necessary
>Your body doesn't respond do anything you tell it to do, whether due to your extreme grogginess or the smooth black mass encasing it
>You are content though.
>As your thoughts start to return, a thin smile creeps across your lips
>You finally did it.

>Right now, you are happy to do nothing more than lay in your warm, heavenly cocoon-bed of hair and listen to the faint, methodical thump of Lily's heartbeat as she snoozes right there next to you
>Flat bundles of hair are wrapped around your left arm and the Kejourou's right; they extend all the way from your elbows to your wrists, making them look like a pair of black licorice candy canes
>Evidently, Lily had made sure your hands would stay together while the two of you were asleep
>Your hands are still tightly interlaced with one another's, enclosed in the tender, loving prison of her dark, shiny hair
>Looking at them now, her hair makes them look like the two of you are sharing one giant, misshapen mitten; one that has been stretched far too tight because the two of you just couldn't bring yourselves to stop holding hands
>You can't help but blush a little at the thoughts of what went on before the two of you fell asleep and your extreme closeness right now

>The serene, peaceful look on the Kejourou's face makes your heart flutter; in sleep, she seems to have regained a lot of her color and joy
>That faintly happy smile she used to wear whenever she would look at you or talk to you before you were caught in the bathroom has returned

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115502
I liked Elsa, and I felt sorry for some of the lonely mooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
W-Where would a vampire molest me? Not like I would go to that place or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115497

But she is an adult.

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>>14115487
>>14115481
You're both entitled to your opinions but fuck off and stop feeding the attention whore.

>>14115472
>>14115466
>Bake Slime into Cake Golem
>She's vanilla flavored, like the sorry sap that you are
>Due to her nature as a vanilla sponge-cake Golem she's incredibly timid, until you start the decorations
>Oh yes, the decorations
>Your waifu will not have anything but the FINEST dressing before you bed her this fine evening, no sir!
>The first order of business is to dress her in margarine, like fine little undergarments, covering her slime cooch and nipples
>Next, the decorator bag filled with Creme Ala Holstaur! Such thickness and volume!
>Your waifu's bust compensates, becoming bigger than any porn models
>She's smiling as you continue to decorate her
>Her hair is Raspberry Barometz drizzle, giving her an alluring one-eyed seductress look
>Then, for the best part!
>The ripest, most plump strawberries on her nipples, adhering due to her liminal and viscuous nature, on top of whipped cream
>When they find you the next morning, they see your Slime waifu in her original form cuddling against your naked and prone body
>Frosting and fudge and even her osmosed sponge body parts fleck the walls in an ungodly mess
>It's almost a waste of food, but you don't care
>They don't know about your secret recipe for the next week Love Olympics
>A secret so dark and foul that it'd make even a Lilim blush in embarassment
>The Legend itself
>Dark Matter Sadist Fudge Cake Golem Waifu

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>>14115507
Glad to see this continuing. The hair cocoon sounds good, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115507
Yesss.

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>>14115507
Glory be.

[Anonymous No.]

It must suck for a Mouse or Fairy to get pregnant with a son and thus need to carry a child bigger than them

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>>14115536
Good thing they don't then.

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>>14115489
>Ilassa

Dropped harder than a motherfucking bag of bricks.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anon.

You are the mighty wizard of Black Gulch and the following monster girl has wronged you!

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/

What will you, with all your infinite cosmic power, do to punish her?

It could be something as simple as not giving her relief or making her a hamplanet or something as out of ordinary as making her the flattest person in the room or so that she can never tell the truth.

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>>14115541
>Amazoness
Well assuming she's wronged me horribly I curse her with Kazuko's curse from Majikoi. No matter how hard she trains she's gonna be slightly weaker than her opponent. And lose most of the time because of it.

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>>14115541
>Poseidon did this to me

Aw shit. It's gonna get all sorts of Odyssey in here.

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>>14115538
>Muh no sons bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115548
>Muh sons bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115541
>March Hare

Gets off on lewd conversations? Okay bitch, you're now deaf and dumb.

Oh and your libido's gone.

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>>14115507
>Looking at her now, you feel almost as if things are actually going to be alright
>Sure you're skeptical, but you've always been that way even to a fault
>Sure part of you is worried, but you are far too hopeful and... legitimately excited to let that get in your way
>It's been far too long since you were excited about something.

>You jump a little as Lily's hair starts to move and undulate all around you
>A wide yawn right up next to your face makes you tense up even more as her warm, humid breath overwhelms you; the two of you are still basically nose to nose from the night before
>The lingering smell of her morning breath must have given you a weird expression, your Kejourou cousin giggles softly as her deep green eyes flutter open

>"Good morning Anon..."
>She smiles at you sweetly
>"Morning Lily."
>You struggle a little to extricate your right arm from around her back and pull it closer to yourself, clenching and unclenching your fingers to alleviate a little of your arm's stiffness
>Her black hair adjusts all around you, loosening it's tight, loving hold enough to allow the two of you a little more room
>She seems very reluctant to let go of your hand though, both with hers and with her hair
>"So... how are you feeling?"
>The Kejourou's happy smile widens a little at your question and she brings her free hand up to stroke your cheek
>"I'm fine, Anon dear. Don't you worry about me. Now that we know each other, how could I possibly be sad?"
>You feel as though a pleasantly cool wave of water has washed over you, clearing away all doubt and hesitation
>Lily's unusual choice of words just make them that more meaningful to you too.
>You can only smile back at your older cousin and nod, unable to find the words to express your happiness

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>>14115548
If the Demon Lord wins the Monsters don't even birth human sons, they're Incubi.

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>>14115541
>Valkyrie

Not a monster yet, but I suppose I can pretend to be one of the Gods and whisper lustful things to her. Eventually having her break down and corrupted into a dark valkyrie.

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>>14115531

>Being hugged by a Kejourou as she encases the both of you in her hair
>Her hair moving around against your skin to caress you.
>She strokes your face and stares into your eyes

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>>14115541
>Beelzebub
From now on, all forms of sustenance will taste like raw oysters to her.

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>>14115541
>Human
I curse them to never meet an MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115510
Probably anywhere with old things. Museums and art galleries, churches oddly enough, landmarks, muscle car shows.

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>>14115561
>raw oysters
>Well that's not so...
>without hotsauce
It would be more merciful to kill her.

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>>14115541
>Chief God
Uh, I don't think any wizard is mighty enough for her

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>>14115536
I imagine the fetus remains small due to magic, then grow to normal size once birthed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115541
>Goblin
Oh boy. Turn her antisocial, and unable to speak to others, let alone approach them.

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>>14115571
For Fairy I can see that
But Mouse?

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>>14115541
>Liliraune

So, it's like the Wingate Family from Gun.Smoke?

I wonder if a Liliraune could survive detached from it's partner? Bisection, perhaps? No...perhaps the Hedgehog's Curse is in order, where even the simplest touch, or even the mere desire for touch, would trigger excruciating pain.

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>>14115548
>>14115550
>>14115554
Last time Swiss Momo was here, I think KC said it was possible for it to happen every once in a while. That being a 000000000000000000000000000000000.01% chance of happening, but it does.

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>>14115578
He said if a woman was already pregnant with a boy and got turned, that the boy would be born an incubus instead of an alp.

Also
>All those zeros
>Yet where you put the decimal

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>>14115575
I'm not him, but I can't imagine Mice are really That small. At least, KCs. Not to the point of having trouble like a fairy would, anyway. It would still ruin her, giving birth, but... you know, mana and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW be on Disney binge
>MFW Czernobog MG nowhere to be found
>To incite fear in the Slav-Kikis

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>>14115575
They'd just be very pregnant, large mice are just small not mini, like fairies.

>grumpy large mouse with a belly three times her normal size staring daggers at her husband
"You did this to me!"
>You jumped on my dick. After your sisters held me down"
>"Well you're the one who came!"
>You're the one with the uterus"
>"..."

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>>14115541
>Apsara
She probably stepped on my foot or in my path, my curse to her, eternal klutziness and two left feet for all eternity, may she never be able to walk straight again.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a proud elf male
>Love a beautiful elf female that you had your eye on since you were just 50 years old
>Get kidnapped defending elf village from invading demon forces
>Tortured and raped by dark elf mistress everyday who forces you to marry her
>Escape during the wedding because you still love the elf woman back at the village
>Goes back to the village to find that everybody has been corrupted by demons, elf woman becomes a succubi hungry for human dicks
>Returns mindbroken to dark elf mistress and becomes a husband-slave.

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>>14115585
Actually, I remember him saying males could be born from MGs, normally. Something about bloodlines or being so rare it might as well not happen. It wasn't recently we got the information, anyway. Maybe 3 months ago.

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>>14115489
Pretty good. I wouldn't want to meet a recently monsterized magma dragon though, she'd probably break me.

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>A Holstaurus will never feed you directly from the tap

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>>14115541
>Mantis

I force her to always talk in an elaborate and showy song and dance number. She also always has to be honest with her feeling in said matter.

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>>14115390
OK, just sat through it all. Some of it was a bit repetitive and samey, but otherwise I loved it.

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>>14115585
I remember that, but if memory serves, human sons can be born of monsters, it's just that it's so rare it may as well not be happening at all.

>but muh chief god anon

And KC is Mr. Consistency right? Feel free to check swiss momo's pastebin and prove me wrong but it's like I'm advocating for it, just saying.

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>>14115599
>you will never be forcibly breastfed by a frustrated Holstaurus
>whether you like it or not.

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>>14115601
>My next number is called:
>You piece of shit wizard, I'll wring you dry on broadway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115605

*it's not like

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>>14115599
Got tired of posting the exact same shit every day, eh?

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>>14115609
That's a nice way to get a tummyache.

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>>14115591
>starts bawling bitch tears
>have to comfort her and rub her belly
>she gets frisky and wants you to repregnate her
>"You're already pregnant
>SHUT UP AND GET THAT DICK OUT!!!

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>>14115489
Nice, I look forward to more.

I also like how the whole "Monsterization Counselor" came into play.

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>>14115599
>You'll never watch a modest breasted monster girl drink Hol milk and her breasts just snap her top like a twig

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>>14115597
Same answer as alps turning into something other than succubi then. Which if you consider there are approximately 300k monsters in KC land, and it being about as common as a rare genetic disease, then there have been less than a dozen incubi born naturally in the current generation of monsters.

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>>14115611
Not if I slip out the back in the middle of the song.

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>>14115553
More?

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>>14115609
Like this?

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>>14115615
you seem rather tsunDAIRY for holst breastfeeding Anon

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>>14115622
>Do this to an apsara.
>"Awwww! I like that top too! Not to mention my balance is wrecked for the next week!"

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>>14115553
>"Anon? If you don't mind, could I go take a shower? It's been far too long..."
>"Oh, uh... yeah. Sure!"
>You still haven't stopped wondering how many days it has been, it had been weird having the bathroom open for so long
>She used to shower for several hours each day in order to keep her incredibly long hair so healthy
>"Oh, don't be so sad. I'm going to need some help after being away for so long. Here, I'll even let you pick the brush..."
>What?
>You aren't quite sure of what she means yet; thoughts consume you as the Kejourou finally unfurls the cocoon she made for you and unwinds her hair from your hands
>You are too almost too distracted to notice the sight of her large, pale dangling breasts through her thin, oversized white shirt or the silky feeling of her thick midnight hair dragging against your body as she crawls over you to the other side of the bed
>Almost.
>She stands up with her back to you, pausing for a few seconds to let her hair catch up to her before walking to the other side of her room
>Does she really mean...? No she can't possibly.
>Your heart thumps loudly in your chest as the wheels turn and things fall into place in your mind

>"Anon? Dear, are you in there?"
>She is standing in front of her closet now; she looks a little concerned as you stare off into space
>"Y-yeah."
>You blink your eyes to focus them again and turn to the sound of her voice
>She is standing by her closet with her hand on the open door
>You try to conceal your look of surprise as you take in the massive collection of hairbrushes in the floor to ceiling rack at the back of the closet
>You sit up on the edge of the bed for a moment before going over to join your cousin, excitement building as you fully realize what is about to happen

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>>14115638
Aw shit nigga she gonna get the B!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115489
That was nice, but your gary stu city was a little too wanky. Will you write more? I'd like to have seen more on her self sufficiency and a little less on her angst problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115541
>Nekomata
I put portals in her ass, pussy and throat so any cocks she takes pop up in strange parts of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115629
>someone saved it
Nice.

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>>14115599

>You will never go out on a business trip, with the lock of hair your Kejourou wife gave you
>When it's time for you to return it's been a week and your head is filled with thoughts of nothing but wanting to plow the hell out of your wife
>"Would you like to have dinner, a bath or per-AH"
>you didn't even wait for her to finish that question to start pounding in and out of her like your life depended on it.
>She'll never leglock and kiss you
>When you pour your seed inside her she'll never let out a blissful sigh and simply say "Welcome home"
>After a delicious dinner you'll never enjoy a calm session of brushing your wife's hair.

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>>14115645
Not him but I like the whole "reasonable lilim" thing. Yeah she's a bit mary sueish but it seems that the city is exactly what the DL had in mind without the bullshit brainwashing stuff that makes the entire setting a bit creepy.

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>>14115599
What if I want chocolate milk?
>>14115656
Look at that booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115660
>Pinch a Kejourou's butt
>She's pinches your butt back with her hair and gives you a bit of a smirk

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>>14115541
>Kejourou
I force her to forever get her own hair in her mouth at inopportune times. Her own luscious, well maintained and flowy hair will be her undoing.

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>>14115489
So are we still having a Jihad or are you just going to never put me back on the writer's list?

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>>14115659
>Wow this city is so great and advanced and every one without exception is so happy! Usually the architectural marvels are magic based! OR Tech based! But this is both magic and tech based and better than both combined! And in the middle of a desert! Wow!

Come on, it came across a little heavy handed. As did how casually accepted the Lilim was. No one creates a city like that, without having a zealot fanatic to the point of disobedience insisting she guard her lady when she's out in the town. Didn't feel real.

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>>14115663
Getting into a lewd off with your MG wife must be the best thing ever.

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>>14115669
>You will never threaten the general populace of your city with a concoction not unlike Greek Fire
>You will never be backstabbed by the zealot who swore her body and sword to you
>She will never bang her onii-chan while your master plan of burning the traitorous scum fails

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>>14115645
>>14115669

The city itself it's supposed to be the equivalent of her realm. I.e. something as "out there" as other established pocket realms like Wonderland. That's why it's out of place. If you think about it Druella has done something similar with Lescatie just less visible.

As for Ilassa herself I don't know what to tell you. She's a lilim and that's what lilims do, though perhaps others are more forcible about it.

>>14115666

Who are you

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>>14115638
>"Go on dear, choose the one you want to use on me!"
>"Mmmm..."
>You are still too awestruck by her collection to offer real words
>Hairbrushes of all shapes and sizes line the back of her closet, all aligned neatly in row after row
>Damn that's a lot of hairbrushes.
>Fuck, you have no idea which one to use
>All the bristles are different too; some are barely thick enough for you to see while others are almost as wide as your pinky
>So many colors as well, greens and blues and reds and pinks and so many others
>Some brushes even have artistic appeal to them, you see a series of similar wooden ones that are carved to look like animals close to the top of the closet
>There's one with a mirror on the back of it, and one decorated with porcelain flowers, and one with a tiny city skyline painted on it
>Fucking hell, which ones are supposed to be used in the shower?
>Your hand hovers above brush after brush as you change your mind over and over again
>Lily just waits patiently for you off to the side with a bemused smile on her face and a glint in her shining green eyes

>Eventually, you settle on one
>It is fairly plain looking brush made of lime green plastic
>Its stiff black bristles aren't too far apart, but not too close to each other either
>The tip of each thin bristle is capped with a tiny green bead, the brush reminds you of a pincushion with a whole lot of pins stuck in it

>"Is that the one, Anon dear?"
>You nod
>Even though you had tried to pick the most normal looking one, you are still a little nervous
>"It will do!"
>The Kejourou smiles sweetly down at you, reassuring you slightly
>You make no effort to resist as she wraps a thin coil of hair around your wrist and leads you to the bathroom

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>>14115685
Hi, It's Bollocks.

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>>14115685
>That's why it's out of place. If you think about it Druella has done something similar with Lescatie just less visible.
I expect that kind of thing from Kc. Not from the writers here. The more perfect you try to make the city seem the more off it feels. Here, I'll throw you a rope to make it seem more real.
>With the city being so great they have a crazy refugee problem where they have a greater influx of people seeking refuge in this new utopia than they do food and housing, meaning the city has to work itself to the bone to accommodate. Tensions increase as thanks to the lilim's generosity, the refugees feel entitled to equal treatment for merely being there, creating tensions with citizens of the city who work for their keep and contribute beyond 'I'm a refugee, cater to me.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115702
>Meanwhile in Europe

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>>14115712
Already it feels real!

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>>14115693

If you've stopped deleting all your pastes then sure. I don't like having to go back and edit past posts because someone's deleted their stuff. Especially because people do email me about it.

>>14115702

I mean maybe if that was the focus of the story I'd worry more about it. But as it stands the city's served its purpose. Had I simply said "she went to X, then instantly met Y" people would have been left wondering why the fuck there was a lilim in X to begin with. I tried to give just enough setting detail to give it and Ilassa characterization beyond soul-less walls.

[Anonymous No.]

You have been cursed by an evil wizard and you must preform the following acts with a different monster girl for each one
>Blowjob
>Missionary
>Doggy style
>Cowgirl
>Reverse cowgirl
>Paizuri
>Naizuri
>Handholding
Which girls do you pick to break this awful curse? Also please note that the wizard isn't responsible for any girls who demand you marry them due to these acts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115702
This sounds very much like something that someone that spends a lot of time on 4chan wrote and very little like something from MGE. And I'm pretty sure that's kind of what he was going for.

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>>14115719
>people would have been left wondering why the fuck there was a lilim in X to begin with
I don't think that's the case. Isn't your city pretty established? This is the first thing of yours I'd read and I already recognized the name. Though maybe that speaks more for me. If this was the first time in your stuff that you had to introduce it, then yeah I get where you're coming from. My bad.

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>>14115723
>Lich
>Lich
>Lich
>Lich
>Lich
>Lich's older sister
>Lich
>Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
>Lizard
>Different lizard for every other one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115541
>monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/
>mucus toad

I teleport her to the great salt lake flats. Or France.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
>Ghoul
>Wisp
>zombie
>Wight
>Wight
>Arachne
>Lich
>All of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
Whichever one finds me and is willing to put up with me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115733

It's briefly mentioned in Ilassa's profile and at the end of Tarrasque but that's about it. This is indeed the first time either has been included more than in passing.

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>>14115748
Guess I just heard a bit about it from the threads then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
>Ghoul
>Scylla
>Centaur
>Holstaur
>Wight
>Hobgoblin
>Familiar
>P'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115689
This pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
WURM! WURM FOR ALL! ALL FOR WURM!

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>>14115689
>Everything seems so surreal as you follow her, brush still in hand
>You can hear her humming a faint, happy tune as her long and wrinkled black hair bobs and sways hypnotically before your eyes
>Only the faintest glimpses of her curvy, mature body can be seen through the thin gaps between those silky, shiny strands
>Once the two of you are in the bathroom, the strand of hair around your wrist leads you to the edge of the shower while another strand closes and locks the door behind you
>She turns around to face you as yet more of her hair busies itself with opening the glass door to the shower and turning the water on
>The way her voluptuous, incredible hair seems to fill the whole room as she prepares the shower makes you feel almost as if you've been caught is the enchanted web of a magical spider

>"Be still for me dear...that's it, let me take care of your clothes for you..."
>You gasp a little as she directs several tendrils of her midnight strands to your clothes
>They skillfully pull your shirt over your head and your pants down and off as Lily starts to remove her own clothes with her hands
>As each button of her large white shirt comes undone, you feel more and more excited
>"Oh, look at you! I bet you can't wait to see what I have under here, can you Anon?"
>You can only shake your head
>Lily's seductive, melodic voice coupled with the erotic, lilting way she is swaying her deliciously wide hips is a little too much
>Even though her shirt is fully unbuttoned and only hanging loosely around her shoulders now, it is still barely concealing her chest
>Her lacy, bright pink panties catch your eye for a moment, but they are quickly obscured by a few bunches of hair as she starts to remove them too

>Her hair coils around your wrists once more as she steps toward the shower door
>Steam is now pouring out of it; she leads you in first before shrugging her shirt off and covering her breasts with her arms and hands before you turn around

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>>14115719
I haven't had any reason to delete anything/care about doing so for a while now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115669
But that's just how Lescatie is meant to be only in rural areas and that's official canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
>Minotaur
>Nightmare
>Wight
>Hellhound for dat Hellhound butt
>Jubjub
>Devil
>Werekitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115769
>Lescatie
I don't know anything about it and already it sounds like bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
Ghoul
Kejourou
Dark Priest
Kikimora
Troll
Succubutt
Alice
Mai Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114728
People tend to continue what they started

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115723
>Siren
>Cheshire Cat
>Baphomet
>Holstaur
>Lich
>Kitsune
>A different Baphomet
>Crow Tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115774
The entire MGE canon literally runs on bullshit.
There are times in life when one must simply turn of his autism and enjoy things for what they are. instead of nitpicking and looking for plotholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115764
continue

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>>14115774
Lescatie was the theocracy that Deruella/Druella De Ville/Whatever the fuck her fucking name is. Fuck it, from now on she's Cock-Sniff the Pernicious Semen Demon.

She, being the antagonist of Fallen Maidens and Brides (If you want to call her that you filthy fucking traitor), lust-bombed the entire city and gave [Self Insert {No Really, He's You, Faceless MC Schlomo Shekelstein}] a harem of no less than...

>A one armed Kitsune onmyodo/shrine maiden
>A knightess Succubutt
>A loli Witch
>A Dark Priest and her cocksleeves
>A Half-Elf Werewolf (Kek)
>A Roper who's so Mary Sue she motherfucking spreads her tentacles around the entire fucking castle and rapes every orifice of her subjects in Joyous Communion
Or my personal favorite and the one who got preggo first!
>A former tomboyish warrior Echidna who embraced her womanhood by becoming said snek and getting knocked up. Mom is the answer.

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>>14115789
>The entire MGE canon literally runs on bullshit.
So that's why it's kinda sad to be happy with writefagging from here which operates on the same level, right? Or am I alone in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115800
>koyoi is one armed

Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115800
That sneks mom was an abusive cunt, wasn't she?

She's still has my favorite design out of all the fallen maidens though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115812
That's what her art implies, that or KC's a faggot who doesn't know how to make it not look ambiguous as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115800
>One armed

How the fuck did I miss this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115789
>The entire MGE canon literally runs on bullshit

>corpses that can get pregnant
>venom that allows infinite ejaculation and no onset of necrosis
>800+ rape spiders who don't break a man's body like a twig when riding him
>slimes
>dullahans
>doppelganger potions
>Eeeh Nay Chuck Krakens
>mermaids living on land
>fairies that eat art
>mamono mana

Gee...u think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115812
>>14115821
http://i.imgur.com/dLl7Q9z.jpg

Either her arm is behind her or she's Baiken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115789
...Samurai when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115821
>>14115817
Uhm tell me if I'm wrong, but.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115816
I liked Merse as a human more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115835
My guess is that the other one's hidden in her robes.

That or her arm is changing places when I'm not looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115835
Must keep one arm concealed under the sleeve for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of tricks would an MG try to get into your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

Most works of fiction I've read have had angels being able to subsist on sunlight, water and milk, not needing to feed on any living creature or plant.

I want to see the look on a monsterized Angel's face when she tastes steak and mashed potatoes and gravy for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
Everything.

>>14115832
>Baiken

HNNNNNGH!!!!

Now of only we could do something about that potty mouth of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115847
Depends.
How is the steak cooked""

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115834
>Samurai fighting Spider-Cow in the forest
>He manages to take off one of her arms with his folded ten gorillion times katana
>Roaring in pain, she picks up the severed limb with her stump bleeding that saporous, thick black ichor and uses the razor sharp claws that were locked open in the last neural signal to pin him to a tree
>The claws digging into the bark as she forces the stump onto his mouth, cackling like a mad-woman as she forces him to choke down her blood
>The corrupting influence tightening his crotch in his hakama as he goes full mast
>Samurai gets raped hard enough against the tree by Spider-Cow that the reverberations can be felt in Lustria
>Where a certain Lizardfolk hears the distant love-making of her soul-sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115853
Well, for a first timer, well done, then she can try medium well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115764
>Once you are inside, she steps in behind you and pulls the rest of her hair in as well
>It takes awhile for all of it to leave it's various positions in the bathroom; Lily grins widely at you as soon as the door closes behind her
>"So dear..."
>The Kejourou is blushing heavily now and she sounds very embarrassed
>"Please... please brush my hair!"
>"Right."
>Lily pulls a small stool over to where the water is streaming down from the shower head before sitting down on it rather slowly
>Once she finally straightens up, she pulls you over to stand just behind her
>Her midnight black hair releases your wrists before offers you a large bottle of shampoo and then gesturing from it to the brush and back again
>You smile; the way Lily likes to wordlessly communicate with you with her hair to avoid speaking and letting you know how embarrassed she is is incredibly adorable
>Lily sighs heavily as she sticks her head in the cascading water, you can see her hair shivering with pleasure as the hot water inundates it and makes it glisten brightly in the light from the ceiling

>You know how sensitive Kejourou hair is
>You are fully aware of how it's basically a sexual organ, allowing another person to brush it is highly emotional for a Kejourou
>Lily allowing you to brush hers is very touching, especially since you were so worried about her before
>It's a sign of trust that makes you want to do nothing but your best to make her happy
>With that, you squirt a bit of shampoo onto the bright green brush and set to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115855
No.
You've done it wrong.

Medium Rare or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
-I just want to talk
-Mind if I sit next to you?
-Mind if I rest my head on your shoulder/lap?

Rapey doesn't have to be involved in this, though I wish her luck with the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115832
>>14115852
I now know that I'm not the only one that thought about Baiken when it was mentioned that Koyoi had one arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115834

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115861
>medium rare
rare is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
Mating dances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115861
>>14115867
So then I'm like FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845

I stay at my apartment so her best shot would be while I'm at work or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115863
I want to put my penis on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115866
That guy is just being an edgy piece of shit to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115882
If you want charcoal than you can just buy it in bags.
Don't even need to cook it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
Crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115890
>edgy
>when in those times your livelihood depended on your sword arm and/or wit

Nigga...

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Knight of the Order of the Silver Shovel
>Tame the wilderness with mine trusty shovel and steadfast acclimation to the weather of yonder lands
>There's a Gnome that always follows me
>She tells me that I find her the best soil to relax in and the best rocks to eat
>We tame the land together, just me and my Gnome friend
>For Shovelry! I tell myself
>But the land becomes tame, there is no raucous adventures to be had, no scurrilous scallywags to duel
>Black Knights gone off and married a Succubus! The fiend!
>The camp fire is getting low
>My Gnome friend has been missing for months now
>There's a giant boulder in front of me
>It's neither limestone or granite, some fiendish concoction by that wicked wicked Plague Knight!
>But surely he's off making children with his Lich! But then who!?
>I can see a text box appear above me, 8-bit music playing a somber tune
[DIG FOR HER]
>Under hills and over hills I shall find my merry friend!
>No man or beast may stop me!
>FOR SHOVELRY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
Never trust lolis, much less loli monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115892
I'm sorry the kitsune chef raped your steak the last time you went to Porker's anon, I really am, but your hard on for medium rare is staring to chafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
Hiding in my closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115866
>>14115854
Meant Samurai monster, actually.

Most of the warrior races we've seen so far seem to be European based. Wonder what things are like over Zipangu? Perhaps there's a rumor of a lonely Yojimbo girl with an empty baby carriage or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115907
The only thing that chafes is the fact that people want to cook all the taste out of their meat.

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>>14115860
>"Ooooohhh, my dear... hhmmmm...."
>Your cousin bites her lip to stifle her aroused moan as you press the brush lightly against her scalp
>Her hands grip her knees tightly and you decide to wait a moment before pulling the brush through
>Lily arches her back and thrusts her ample chest out as you do; you gulp as you catch a glimpse of her massive, pale breasts and large pink nipples from over her shoulder
>You have to force yourself back to your task before getting too distracted
>It isn't too hard to let yourself get hypnotized by her hair though
>The way each strand of silky black straightens as it passes through the stiff bristles gives you a deep sense of satisfaction
>After trailing the brush down her hair for several feet, you extricate it and bring it back up and giving her hair another long, firm stroke

>"Yes... dear, you're so good at this.. Yes!"
>Lily calls out to you as you begin your third stroke, she is unable to conceal herintense arousal now
>Her legs are tightly crossed and her fingers are white from squeezing her knees
>Her hips sway and her luscious, plushy butt grinds forward and back against her little seat
>With each forceful stroke of the brush, you can see her hair getting straighter and shinier
>The tips of her strands flop around weakly like tiny baby snakes in the blissfully warm water that has pooled in the bottom of the shower
>More water drips down the tall Kejourou's pale back and shoulders and arms as she shivers and convulses erotically under the devilish green brush
>Each time the brush touches her you can feel her hair shudder beautifully beneath it as you trace stroke after loving, tender stroke down her almost infinitely long strands

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115912
I will enter the Shima.

>>14115916
>cook all the taste out

Maybe of you stopped smoking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115924
This is fucking lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

This has been a really good thread considering it's Saturday. I'm proud of all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115929
I smoke less than that meat you ruin.

All the werewolves will be sad that they can't taste shit.

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>>14115912
There's no real monster from Japanese mythologies that would fit into a warrior race aesthetic for Samurai.

The best we'd have are stuff like Valkyries and Lizardfolk styled in the samurai fashion with the former taking on aspects of Izanagi and shit from Persona 4 because I still haven't played that game so I have no idea what i'm talking about or you could use the Mahomohu and the other Samurai looking demons who's names I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115937
Oh now you've jinxed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115937
There is still time for things to go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115937
I've been more inspired to do my own writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115937
The only reason is that a bunch of guys got b& in anti bromon't wake. There was something else but I wasn't around for that. Point is, you just jinxed it, I hope you're happy, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115943
I will never get tired of this gif.

>>14115941
Tengu taught samurai the sword in certain tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115948
>>14115942
>>14115937
Alright I think it is time for an in-depth discussion of alps and why they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115952
I'm not going to dictate what is and what isn't. I'm not that pretentious but hey, Tengu girls can do that if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115948
>is that a bunch of guys got b& in anti bromon't wake
Ehhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115940
You and I, if we ever meet, are gonna end up in a fistfight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115959
I bet you use steak sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115954
>alps

Get in the rusalka pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115954
Better yet let's just talk about all the writefaggots we hate and who should be blacklisted while putting MG heads on pikes and shit.

Seriously, let's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115966
>Rewarding him
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115959
What if I do fag?

Only a little, I like the natural taste.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fly on Maus Airlines, and be attended by Fat-bottomed Mice in skimpy air stewardess outfits, in a plane flown by a Hinezumi captain and her sleepy Dormouse co-pilot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115971
Rusalkas are cannibals.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wightmom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115973
>>14115962

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115973
>>14115982
Then you don't like streak, you like meat that you can just dip in the sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115976
>Maus Airlines
>Airlines
>Fat-bottomed
>Fat
>Fat can also mean big
>They're big girls.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115954
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115956
Just saying that I think there being no monster fits is wrong, from a mythological standpoint.

There's lizardas and ogres too.

And this totally doesn't fit but I want a samurai and kunoishi alice now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115978
Do you mean literally or do you mean a writefag doing a story of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115978
What if she tried to marry you off to a friend's daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115924
>It is so easy to lose yourself as your whole focus becomes Lily's hair
>It is your everything now; you are swimming in a vast sea of silky, midnight black on the green boat of your brush
>This sea of hair undulates softly and moves with you, as you get more accustomed to running your brush through it you can anticipate its movements and adjust your movements so that Lily squirms and moans louder and louder
>Those deliciously lewd moans and whines that come from her just drive you further
>You are making love to her through her hair; beautiful, sweet, passionate love.
>Your hand has been stroking your erect cock for some time now, you don't think your cousin will mind if you give her hair an unexpected little meal

>By now, Lily is bent over and bouncing up and down on her seat
>As you grin almost demonically and go to chase her hair with the brush, your heart leaps as you look down
>There's a dildo on that seat.
>A dildo that Lily is bouncing up and down upon, repeatedly thrusting it in and out of her anus as you bring her closer and closer to orgasming by brushing her hair
>That's nice.

>You redouble your efforts with the brush; your strokes gain speed and strength as you force your tool through the Kejourou's living hair all around her head and down her back
>Her midnight black hair is almost perfectly straightened by now, it shines brilliantly in the light as it writhes and shudders all around you
>Your other hand slows on your member
>You want to give this a big finale, surprise your beautiful, mature older cousin as she cums
>It doesn't take long for you to see the telltale signs of her orgasm, the way her whole body tenses up and her hair almost starts to vibrate are dead giveaways
>With one final stroke of the brush and thrust of your other hand, you spray jet after jet of white, sticky seed all over Lily's broad, pale back and deep black hair
>"Oooohh! OOOHHH! D-dear, I'm... ooOOOoohhhh!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115995
I'm not going to argue because my knowledge of Japanese mythologies compared to European or Grecian are roughly equivalent to "dick"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115996
Literally, and a writefag already wrote a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115998
When is she going to get it in her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115998

Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115978
Don't we all.
>She does countless chores around the home with magic, only asking for your help when she's far too busy already, despite your insistence that you should do more
>Every night, rather than use magic, she personally makes your lunches for you
>But she's clumsy
>Pretend not to notice the bandaids on her fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116002
Was it the Cyclops NTR one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116020
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115989
No one likes snobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116020
What Cyclops NTR story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116018
>Pretend not to notice the bandaids on her fingers.
Wouldn't she have a healing factor of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115992
>Not wanting to trick all the mice girls in your home into eating pure hathorite cheese until they can't get back into their holes or out run you.

Come on man, the stuff rights itself.
Even lets you have a little fun with them when you capture them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116008
She's got something in her butt right now anon, didn't you see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116032
I'm going to go to the airport hotel once we land with my arms around no less than 6 Mouse Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116030
Say, sure, she probably posessed magically assisted healing. But the cuts she gets in the line of duty of making lunches for her cute son are badges of honor to her. Proof of her care and devotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116033
I mean like, when is she going to take Anons dick up her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115992
Listen, as long as they don't wear masks in unnecessary situations, you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116029
My mistake, I meant greentext. Some anon has a Cyclops crushing on him and she walks in on him and his adoptive wight mother fukcing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116026
A good steak doesn't need steak sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116032
You misunderstand anon, they're all going to die because there will be no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115912
>>14116001
How about wisp possessed knights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116039
I'm more a DIY Guy myself.
Nothing better than catching a bottom heavy large mouse who's been munching on your food and making punishing her by making her into your personal toy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to violently murder street sign captcha tan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116058
Suddenly getting a strong Bishamon vibe.

For that matter, a Hannya. Yandere incarnate; like a Shirohebi, but far more malevolent. A horned humanoid like an ogre, but with the obsessive mentality of a Wisp, and a slasher smile that's both terrifying and tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115978
We need more wight. Stories and drawings. That short by RS was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116064
You leave those poor signs alone, Jack Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115998
>The brush drops out of your hand and clatters to the wet shower floor as your mind goes blank and Lily slams her massive, jiggly butt down on her dildo one final time
>Her desperate call to you as she came along with your own orgasm send the most intense wave of pleasure over you that you have ever experienced
>Holy shit,what a fantastic feeling
>Your knees start to feel weak, so you kneel down behind your Kejourou cousin and drape your arms across her shoulders
>The torrent of hot water from above connects with your back and sends a different sort of pleasure through you, one that warms you and sends a tingling, contented feeling through your whole body
>Lily's slippery black hair feels fantastic against your stomach
>Sure it had felt amazing against your skin when you had cuddled and slept together earlier, but that doesn't even compare to how it feels now
>It feels like her wet, silky black hair is emanating an intense, glowing aura of satisfaction

>The Kejourou comes to first; she uses her hair to support you as she raises herself all the way off of her dildo stool
>She sluggishly pushes it away with her foot and then sits down on the warm tile floor
>Still on your knees, you awkwardly sidle around to face her with your arms still draped lovingly around her neck
>Now that you are facing each other, you can't help but smile
>Despite her deep blush, silly grin and half lidded eyes, her face is bright and full of life again
>Without warning, she wraps her arms around your torso and pulls you into a tight, wet hug
>You feel something beautifully soft and warm brush against your lips
>Once you realize what it is, you blush and feel a happy chill run down your spine
>A kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116069
I'm worried that the whole thing between Liess and the MC might be short-lived though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116073
Aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116032
Nothing better than tricking MGs into eating Hathorite products. Like a skinny bitchy elf eating a big slice of Hatorite chocolate cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116083
the note at the beginning said the main story wouldn't reference it, and it didn't seem like Liess had any substantial attraction to the MC, so I would say 'short-lived' is pretty much guaranteed. I'm happy with just that one scene, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116091
>HEALTHY elf in clothes that are clearly two sizes two small, the strings of her side tie panties cutting into her hips and bra so tight that you can see her puffy nipples.

I'd love an elf like that in all meanings of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116073
>You unconsciously wrap your legs around Lily's waist and back after she pulls you into her lap
>Her mouth is ravenous; she tugs and nibbles at your lips with her own as her tongue dances around and explores the deepest parts of your mouth
>Your Kejourou cousin's incredible, squishy, slippery breasts press into your chest as she hugs you tighter, desperate to kiss you more and harder
>The steaming hot water pounding down on top of the two of you means nothing, all you care about is Lily, and all she can think about is you
>For what seems like forever, the two of you are content to passionately make out with each other, sitting naked on the floor of the shower
>Right now, nothing seems more right than sitting in your beautiful, mature older cousin's lap as you hug each other and kiss.


That's it for now guys, I think it's going good. I'm feeling a lot better about it now, once it's in its final form it'll be pretty fantastic. Feedback is appreciated as well, hopefully it'll make editing and finishing a little easier. Hope you liked!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116091

What would happen if a guy ate one of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116048
Guilty as charged. Mostly because i'm the one faggot here who uses Wight-Mom like 99.99% of the time when thinking of them.

Freudian slips be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115977
They don't eat other Rusalkas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116098
Very good, very lewd. On a selfish note, it's nice to see something tickling my fetishes. Lolidom hounds wasn't my thing at all, whereas this very much is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115835
I could hear her being voiced by HanaKana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116104
I want to go to a Halloween-themed party held in an extravagant mansion, attended by the spookiest Monster Girls that have walked the earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116108
They're anthropophagus, happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116125
Man, ghosts are super-great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116135
Oh! It's that Ghost woman from marketing!

She would have a great ass, if it was still there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116125
Giant ghost gazongas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116114
Glad you're liking it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116144
>"Jeez kid, do you have to summon me at this hour?.."
>"What? You want Midnight Paizuri? Fine, then I'm going back to sleep."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116098
Oh man, the combined cuteness and lewdness is too much.
Can't wait for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116144
Must've liked holst milk during life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116098
Nice job, man. That hair lady is absurdly lewd, using a seated dildo on her ass while getting brushed. Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116166
Maybe she drowned in a vat of it, and is now doomed to wander the earth as a Ghost with massive breasts and a gargantuan booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdxragMip4

[Anonymous No.]

Halloween can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116162
>>14116172
Thanks anons.
I'm thinking there will be 1 or 2 more sessions, depending on how much I can write at once. I feel like I was losing my focus a little at the end and I'd rather that not happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116128
No. Rusalkas a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116174
>Ghost with a plush body looking sadly at the camera
>"I fell into a vat of hathor milk on a tour."
>Cuts to a familiar with breasts the size of her head and shorts that are nearly bursting from her thick hips and wide thighs.
>"My friend dared me to drink more milk than her...I won..."
>New scene with a salamander whose bounteous breasts are almost overflowing her bra, pink areola showing, while her giant booty turns what was once panties into a thong as she practice fights...clumisly...
>"I though some extra protien would help me put on more mass...I mean I was kinda right in retrospe-"
>Cuts to a serious looking baphomet in a suit and glasses.
>"These stories are becoming distressingly common and we at the Sabbath are concerned about the rise of 'health' in the city....Girls as young as 13 are falling victim to this diabolical drinks ways and tossing away their childhoods forever.. So please, just say no to milk."
>Thismessagewasboughtandpaidforbythesabbath

[Anonymous No.]

"Six more days, Anon-kun!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116201

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116201
Six days for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116204
Rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116200
I can get behind that epidemic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116201

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116207
>that samara doijin where she's all meek and acts happy when the guy has sex with her
>then he's a dried up sunken corpse

NEIN! NYET! NON! NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116214
>Angry looking witch with cat ears bursts through your door.
>"Yeah? Well I bet you won't be saying you that after I show you the consequences of feeding a werekitten thee gallons of hathor milk over a week!"
>Pulls out a chart that's pick related.
>"Ignore the height change, some growth hormone got mixed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116196
>living like Prometheus

[Anonymous No.]

>live in MGC
>turn evening TV on
>The Allman Brothers - Jessica starts playing
>TONIGHT!
>Jinko races a group of Cockatrice in the new Mercedes
>We put anon in our reasonably lewd Slime car
>And James finds out how many Alps you can fit in a Dacia Sandero without saying "Oh cock"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116228
Lord have mercy on my poor soul, I want to die between those thighs. I would die smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116230
I want to have my daughteru watch Prometheus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116228
I'm failing to see the problem with those results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116228
>growth
I can only dig that if it's an offscreen affair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116235
If that shit doesn't get a sequel I'm going to be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116230
Except for the part of having a beautiful loving wife that cares about you and is grateful for dealing with her curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116234
Pervert, I bet you would eat her out while those thick thighs wrap around your head and whispers of pleasure slip out from her.

>>14116238
>Witch pouts
>"But that's not cute! And none of us can call you oniichan at that size!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116233
i'd watch the shit out of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115937
futafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafutafuta

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116249
Are you the idiot who posts the medusa and the guy who plucks out his eyes to be with her?

Tragic romance a shit, go be a 16 year old girl somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu Orphan

Update line 185, Leo hangs out with dave, husband to Misha, gets chased by a cat and has his adoptive mother masturbate over his sleeping body. Hope I'm doing yandere justice, I wanna keep it nice and subtle and not school Days-y. Comments criticisms, all welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116250
Listen, witch. I'm already a big brother, and I can't stand the way my little sister treats me most of the time.
You're gonna have to undo at least a decade of frustration I've built up towards having a little sister to even get me to think about considering your cult.
And even then, that busty werecat is just too huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116259
Who? No, not really, but since it looks like it makes you mad for no reason I approve of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116259
>not just wearing magical filtration glasses
How pleb can you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116278
>Witch drops her pants then and there.
>"Let's get to work oniichan! We can work out those frustrations in a way that satisfies the both of us!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116287
Sure. but first things first. Care for a glass of milk?

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>>14116250
>Pervert, I bet you would eat her out while those thick thighs wrap around your head and whispers of pleasure slip out from her.

Nyugga, I would take Hawaiian pearl-diving lessons just to make sure I could spend the maximum amount of time buried in her soaking wet cooch. I would personally hire Gene Simmons himself to teach me how to properly stretch my tongue to its limit, just so I could more effectively coax out those mewls of pleasure from my thunder-thighed lover. We're talking maximum commitment to the art of carnal, female pleasure, son. Nothing's going to stop me in my quest; the quest to be the only man in history who met his end drowning in cunnilingus-induced pussy juice. BEAR WITNESS TO ME.

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>>14116289
>Witch frowns, arms crossed and pants still down.
>"You weren't paying attention at all were you?"

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>>14116291
You will arrive at the gates of Valhalla, all smeared in pussy juices!

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>>14116293
Just drink it. I promise one of us will be a lot happier if you do.

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>>14116297
Shiny, and soaked!

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>>14116301
>Witch continues to frown but lets out a sigh.
>"F-fine, but only because it's an imotou's duty to make her oniichan happy."

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>>14116291
>>14116297
>>14116306
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1442713751685.webm

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>>14116312
>She starts chugging the milk
>Start laughing half way through the cup
>"Ufu fufu fufuwahahahaha AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH Thank you, very much, Onee-chan. I'll be quite happy.

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>>14116274
How lewd is this spider going to get?

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>>14116323
And that's how you ended up with a slighty tsun, and very busty, witch who calls you oniichan out of habit/spite?

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>tfw you can't even kill yourself in MGC
True suffering

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>>14116233
10/10, would watch

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>>14116329
I'd rather have a waifu then die.

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>>14116327
Pretty depraved, I mean if you think about it, in arachne tradition they're already married.

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>>14116329
Just jump off a bridge stapped to a concrete block into a deep river.

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I want to pinch an Alp's nipples and call her a disgrace!

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>>14116338
>I'd rather have a waifu then die.
How horrible. Think about the waifu you leave behind, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116347
Who let a Nereid on to the internet?

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>>14116347
Hope you like Undines.

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>>14116274
>dat muscular Werecat chase scene
>dat lewd yandere Arachne motheru
This hits so many places for me.

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>>14116345
But masturbating over his bed and slipping her soaked fingers into his moth? We're already near maximum lewd, I don;t think it can go further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116353
Bullet to the head then.

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>>14116349
>Humiliation play

Yes, I can definitely see this working with alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116357
>slipping her soaked fingers into his moth?
Woah man. I didn't know I wrote a threesome.

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>>14116347
>deep river
That's is probably the worst way to commit suicide
There are tons of mermaid, nereids
Bullet to the head/self-explosion would be the best options

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116359
Wisps, Liches, Ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116359
Brain's destroyed? Undead are cool with that.

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>>14116279
>lel I troll u!

Oh, so you ARE 16.

>mad

If by this you mean flabbergasted at the needlessness, tryhardness and stupidity of it all, yeah, I am positively frumious. That last bit was sarcasm btw

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>>14116359

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>>14116370
>>14116366
>>14116365

Pour gas on yourself and drown in flames till it burns both your body and soul to cinders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116366
Nah, even Lich couldn't resurrect someone who Allahakbar'ed into thousand pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116284
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116377
Get Will-o-Wisp'd.

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>>14116321
>Marauding band of Succubi covered in pleasure runes & war paint
>Led by a aging Llim in battle armor
>Kidnap any male they come across and string them up as semen banks
>The pretty ones are kept by the Lilim for breeding purposes
>There's a Potion farm over the hill run by witches
>They keep everyone supplied with paralysis drugs & aphrodisiacs
>A rather plump Tanuki keeps the books
>Every girl hopes to find a husband
>If they can't get one, they get high on every aphrodisiac they have and launch themselves at the nearest man
>They'll at least go out in the lewdest, most depraved way possible, slathered in semen
>Any succubus who defies the law is thrown to the Orc rape pit

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>>14116376
>somebody saved that

K then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116389
Fine, I'll bring the big guns.

Become an astronaut, go rogue and dive into a blackhole.

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>>14115723
>Succubus for Blowjob
Gotta love handlebars.
>Jiangshi for Missionary
I don't know why, but it just seems to fit.
>Holstaurus for Doggystyle
Watching those milk jugs shake would be amazing.
>Hellhound for Cowgirl
I want her to stare down at me lovingly while she does it.
>Cheshire Cat for Reverse Cowgirl
Fat smugcat butt would be a wonderful sight.
>Kakuen for Paizuri
Given how Kakuens have sex, it would be a wild ride.
>Lich for Naizuri
It would definitely be interesting.
>Manticore for handholding.
Because that might just be the one thing to actually fluster her.

And they don't have to worry about demanding to marry me, I'll marry them all anyway.

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>>14116329
>chinese

Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115845
Just listening to what I have to say and enjoying the things I like.
Though her saying I'm cute would definitely fluster me.

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>>14116394
I save whatever I find interesting/saccharine/heartwarming in here.

>>14116396
I was thinking that that might be the only way out.
Unless you get a stowaway who jumps you.
In space, nobody can hear you orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116396
5th Dimension waifu or something from the Rick & Morty-verse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116356
Good to hear, hope I can keep the lewd to yan nicely balanced.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14116321
>Every single car in this film was real instead of CGI
>Triple decker limo
>Musclecar tank with machine guns
>Crazy speaker truck with drummers & flamethrowing guitarist
Loved that movie just for all the bone-crushing violence, but learning this made it infinitely better. I'm a massive sucker for practical effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116396
>gets raped by a quantum monstergirl

>>14116329
>that antenna waggling at the end

STUPID CUTE MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116396
What is Dark Matter, seriously anon you're going to have to try harder than that.

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>>14116416

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116408
>tfw you can't blush

Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116418
>Hey, spaceman. Ever done it in five dimensions at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116405
?
http://exhentai.org/g/854919/d45d40f000/

>I'm having an insect fetish recently, maybe I will do more insect doujins in the future.
Noice

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>>14116421
>>14116418
>>14116410
>>14116409
Then I'll just go live in a cave in a secluded, deserted place miles away from civilization and stay there until I die pure and be granted instant access to heaven before Wisps find me.

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>>14116396
Did you know that there are mimics in space that imitate patches of stars?

You're never going to make it.

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>>14116431
Gnomes, Cave Trolls.

Also, is that fungus I see in there?

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>>14116414
I'm curious, do Misha and Dave ever question the Aruens obsession with her son, or do they choose not to because they know that'd incur her wrath?

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>>14116431
>secluded, deserted place miles away from civilization
That's where Dragons live anon, I thought everyone knew that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116426
I wanna lick her forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116431
Living away from civilization? You're just making yourself a target for all the feral uncivilized monstergirls now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116396

>gets raped by black hole dimension ayy lmaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116329
>dat big fat bug butt
Damn, why didn't I read this sooner?

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>>14116437
>>14116439
>>14116445

Think about it, Anons. All monstergirls, no matter how distant, will flock to populated areas, places with lots of guys to husbando, like cities and villages. They won't expect to find anything in the canyonlands, nor would they have the patience to search for one there, because they know they'll find nothing.

That's why it's the safest place to be.

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>>14116321
>>14116417
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much pussy would the Doof Warrior get if he wasn't a horrible eyeless mutant?

>>14116393
>One of the Lilim's top operatives was one of her "husbands"
>It's just been so long she's forgotten.
>He's missing an arm, so he's got a scrapped together magitek prosthetic arm.
>The Lewd Girls all know and fear the name Imperator Fury.
>Then one day he hatches a plan to betray the Lilim and save her "husbands"
I'd watch it.

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>>14116431
Anon, why are you so afraid of love?

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>>14116438
I'm thinking of approaching it in more a "she doesn't even realize she's obsessed" sort of manner. That said it's like poking a sleeping yandere arachne, so they let the matter lie mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116455
Oh, I like that course of action.

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>>14116453

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>>14116452
Valkyrie mistakes you for the newest hero candidate. Falls for you at first sight.

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>>14116431
It's frustrating isn't it?

Only way I see a man dying monster free is

1. Getting cursed by Eros
2. Being an irredeemable scumbag, whatever that entails.
3. Whipping up a "Flame of Ressuretion" and letting your soul be consumed in it. Thing is, after that, it's oblivion, no heaven, no hell, nothing.
4. Cutting off your dick and balls and's that's no guarantee, we don't know it for a fact but muhmono mana could regrow it maybe.

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>>14116453
>How much pussy would a man bungee cord'd to the roof of a car playing thrash metal on a flamethrowing guitar at 80 mph in a onesie get?
Most oguitar players get all they want without doing that much insane shit. He'd be beating it back with whatever he can, and probably still end up in traction. Luckily, though, he's already rigged up for it.

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>>14116463
>1. Getting cursed by Eros
Ah yes, the blessing of Eros, patron godess of the Order that lets a pure man walk unmolested through the streets, not monster so much as looking twice at him.

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>>14116452
That awoo~ in the distance sounded fairly feminine, Anon. Might just be my imagination though.

Also is there a shadow tailing you as you leave town? Don't mean to scare you.

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>>14116467
No human chick either.

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>>14116476
Nah it makes no difference with human women because they can't feel love in the first place

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>>14116452
Some of them have energy detectors though. Like Moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116476
Were you struggling that hard to find a downside?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run DnD for a bunch of monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116484
What? I spent 10 seconds to write the first thought I had.
No autism pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116488
No no, I was saying if "not getting any human pussy" is the worst downside to a curse/blessing/whatever you can think of in MGland the negative consequences aren't even worth considering.

No autism, just smug.

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>>14116396
The Galactic Wurm will just pick you up and put you back on Earth after she headpats you with her gravity-bending hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116486
Which girls would be the best players and which ones would be "That guy"?

[Anonymous No.]

zzz

mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116500
That's a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116498
Lilims and Dragons would be "those girls" and I bet that ryus and salamanders would be pretty good girls.

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>>14116486
>Tanuki is a rules lawyer
>Alp tries to play a high CHA character and be the party face but keeps ruining all of her speeches and in character role play with her "Umm"s and "Ah"s and stuttering when the characters are in peril
>Gazer is a power gamer and keeps trying to sneak an eyestalk behind your screen
>Jabberwock keeps rolling to seduce everything
>Cyclops plays on her cell phone when it's not her turn to keep from looking at everyone else with her monoeye
>Wyvern needs help rolling the dice

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>>14116486
>'I roll to rape him for the information he has.'
>'You know, not everything can be solved with raping.'
>'It's worked so far.'
>'Okay, I'll rephrase: Can you please not resort to raping everything and play how you're supposed to? I put a lot of work into this campaign.'
>'Nope. I'm having fun this way... 20.'
>'*sigh* You throw the informant to the ground and rape him. He gives you the information at no charge between sobbing thrusts.'
>'See? now I get to keep my gold to spend on more potions of lust. It's the perfect system!'

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>>14116500
anon that's a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114527
Nice, nothing unexpected but that's really a given in a CYOA, with all choices made.
At least this harpy wasn't Black.

>>14116490
Well, it's usually expected for monster-skeptic crowd to be prow-human woman conversely, so one'd thought this term would be something to consider for them.

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>>14116500
ME WO SAMASE, ANIKI!

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>>14116511
>Jabberwock keeps rolling to seduce everything
>And succeeding
>Fucking bards
The songs she makes for the games are always super relevant and great for the mood at least.

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>>14116511
I've avoided 1.
Played with 2 (along with a 2 who never speaks)
3 I've never really seen because my groups laid back.
4. I've had.
5 would be taken to my home and subjected to high impact bullying until she stopped (I've dealt with this one)
6 is cute.

>>14116512
I've had that happen before too, although I doubt that's unique.

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>>14116521

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>>14116521
Stupid dog better leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116521
Those ears are getting molested to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116521
DON'T FUCKING STARE AT ME

I'LL END YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116521
You're getting a petting

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>>14116512
Imagining the DM being a monstergirl herself is makes this a lot funnier in my head.
Especially if she's your friend and wants you to join her game to help bring some semblance of order to the party.
You probably should've suspected something when she gave your character armor that gave you immunity to lust and bonuses to grapple.

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>>14116521
I still want to see Cesar Milan in an MG world training all the wolfus and kobolds.

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>>14116532
Awoo so cute, I want to take care of an abandonded werewolf pup from childhood till she's an adult before the darkest parts of my mind demand that I get hit by a car and crippled, requiring her to take care of me as I go through PT.

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>>14116521
POW!

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>>14116535
>Bonuses to grapple
>'I'm a goddamned ranger speced for archery! What's a grapple bonus going to do for me?'
>'...Seriously?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116543
One year later, Mokarin's rampage continues unabated

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>>14116527
>>14116528
>>14116530
>>14116531

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>>14116552

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>>14116545
>Your first session.
>"Alright guys, this is Anon, he's a friend of mine and he's playing a human ranger."
>After the introduction of your character however the Succubus decides to be a shit.
>"Okay, I roll to rape Anon's character."
>"Wait what?
>One failed check later due to your immunity to lust and absurd grapple bonuses, you lock eyes with your friend and instantly understand.
Where are the stories about Anon helping his friend save her game from "That Guy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116552
Don't make me get the spay bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116543
What monstergirl would Momoka be?

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>>14116545
>"You enter the dungeon and...who's in the lead?"
>'Kelly is, although I don't know why we have a centaur cavalier into a cave.'
>'Shut up Anon! I got this!'
>"Ok, who's after that?"
>"Well, order is Kelly, Haily's slime rogue, Anon's barbarian, and my wiza-"
>"A tentacle drops from the ceiling as Anon walks under her! He's now grappled as she binds his legs and kisses his neck, slowly working a vine down his l-!"
>"WAIT! Don't I get a perception check?"
>"Oh, right.... Roll it!'
>"17"
>"You see her dripping womanhood before she falls."
>"My rogue joins in!"

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>>14116552
I want wolves to dance for my amusement!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116572
I want to make them WAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116564
Who is the wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116576
Kejourou

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>>14116559
>Decide to play with your friend's party
>'That one girl' takes a few attempts at raping you, but they still fail
>One time she even tried to jump you while you slept for an advantage bonus
>You change your spell list to pick up alarms at your next level just to deter her
>You have to intervene in every character interaction to hold her back from raping the target
>The GM even starts to reward your party for chivalrous behavior
>'That one girl' keeps mumbling about 'killjoys' and 'taking the game too seriously'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116589
I grab the treasure and flee from the Dullahan, leaving my party to their fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115070
isnt her neck too thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116589
Would you occasionally shoot her your best smug grin?

[Anonymous No.]

>No anubis childhood friend to grow up with
>You'll never be able to have sleepovers together, convincing her to stay up past bedtime so you can talk under the covers
>You'll never be able to rely on her as a half-begrudging source of information, and personal homework helper
>You'll never hear her ask what you'd possibly do without her, only to respond by saying you'll always be together
>You'll never stand up for her when werewolves and hellhounds gang up and bully her for brig a "weak little knock-off wolf monstergirl", even if it means going home with some bruises, burns and torn clothes that day
>You'll never share your first kiss with her one lunch break, in the area behind the school no-one really goes to
>You'll never see something click inside her during that kiss, when she asks you to go round her house that night
>You'll never assume its just another sleepover, only for her to sit atop the be you're lying in, and slowly undress herself
>You'll never feel her paws guide your own hands, inviting you to explore her body
>You'll never have your first time with her, awkward and uncertain, heart beating a million miles an hour, and loving every second of it like nothing in your life

Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116643
>Why live?
Me not liking Anubis to begin with is probably a pretty good reason, since not having that scenario doesn't bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116643
>Why live?
Because: who would then live on to spread these teachings of jackal love, Anon?
You know what you must do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116643
To keep posting on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116500
What would it feel like to fall asleep in the embrace of a Yeti's paws and scarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116662
I think you are the wisest person in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116643
Because you'd have to deal with her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113479
>using viper as a censor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116684
I would "deal" wit her alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116689
I'd rather have my brother deal with her mother, that way we can swap stories and strategies. It'd be glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116684
>"So I heard you're the boy who stole my daughter's virginity."
>"I'm afraid you're not going to be allowed to see her any more."
>"Not until I get a taste anyway~"
Single monstergirl mothers would either be the best or the worst depending on your viewpoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116684
>Implying that isn't the biggest sister who puts up a lewd front but is actually very timid when it comes to getting the deed done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116697
>"Mooooom! Stop trying to steal my boyfriend!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116697
They would be the best. I would glady go for one of them instead of their daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116660
>You know what you must do.

Wallow in sadness even more because I know I'll never be able to kiss the tips of those lovely, exquisitely pointed ears?

I just want an anubis to hug an never let go. I want to fall asleep on top of one, cuddling and breathing in the scent of her long silky hair, as dark as the moonless night sky.

Just give me an anubis. Loli anubis with brains beyond her age. Regular anubis who's collected a bit of pudge from playin so many dating sims. Tall, curvy, older anubis who needs destressing after work every night.
I'll take any an all of them, and cherish them so much they'll have love bites on their tummy runes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116701
>You will never be flirted with by the rest of your Anubis Girlfriend's sisters, each one of the litter seeking to get a taste of what their lucky sister has brought into the house.

Staying faithful would be difficult.

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>>14116512
>I put a lot of work into this campaign.
>DM
>Whole campain is "There's an upstart cute human boy bandit. Go rape him and his bandit men. The end"
Replace bandits with other predominantly male profession and rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116715
Sshhh, s'kay, brah. You don wanna be a sad cunt ri? Cuz then you make yuh brahs sad cunts too.
Vicious cycle, brah. Don't give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116724
Not that guy. He's going to be roadkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116715
I want an Anubis that's been enjoying the royal chef's cooking a bit too much.

I'm actually missing that particular picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116719
>Chubby, short runt who makes you snacks and has meal plans written up for you
>The tall, muscled task master who shows up in revieling clothes and talks about how your bodyguards are subpar, which is odd because you don't have any.
>The quiet, skinny one who has a mind for numbers and talks about your finances could be better spent.

Yeah, I can imagine it would be pretty tough.
Especially if you went to the beach and they asked for you to oil them all up, bronze skin glistening at tails waggling.

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>>14116744
Would you convince her to shape up, so you can have a slender, well toned anubis who retains her large breasts and butt?
Or would you take the opportunity to fondle her pudgy body, even as she protests, half-giggling for you to quit it? Would you keep her just a little soft around the edges so you can pound into her as hard as you please during sex, watching her breasts bounce as the rest of her body wavers with every feral, lust-driven thrust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116329
Just shoot yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Blemmyae girl?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2742243

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116760
Not him but I'd definitely do the latter, along with making sure she's well stocked with snacks and pampered with tail brushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116766
So are boobs like eyebrows to them? And yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116766
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116785
Not him but why not? There's way worse out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116785
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116788
I like my girls with heads on them. Dullahan is an exception since we can do fun positions.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a morbid thought.

You know those times in warrior cultures, vikings I believe do this, where someone sets out to find someone strong enough to kill them, so they can die a warrior's death?
What if a lizardman or salamander was defeated by one?
What if he just kept on trying to find someone to be strong enough to kill him?
What if the girl keeps trying to get strong enough to beat him so that she can not kill him and "marry" him?
What if, no matter how hard she tries, she can't ever hope to match the skill he gained with, training, genius, and experience.

Maybe I should write something based on this. Maybe I should finish my other shit, too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115866
To be fair I'd probably try to kill myself too if I ended up with a shitty monsterwaifu like he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116766
Probably. Why not? I guess I couldn't run my hand through their hair, like normal, but that isn't much of an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

Moths > butterflies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116806
of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116810
>butterflies_drink_your_tears.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116806
Well, yes. I figured that went without saying, though. I mean, do we even have a decent butterfly girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116812
>Tfw a gang of butterfly girls beat you up and drink your tears. Before going to the park to make children cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116796
You should man, it sounds pretty unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116697
>"So you're the one who intends to marry my daughter."
>"I'm sorry but I can't let you take my only child away from me."
>Unless, of course, you're willing to give me another."
>A daughter in exchange for my daughter? That sounds only fair now, doesn't it~"
fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116820
>Butterfly
>Decent
Of course not. It's a well known fact that butterflies are nothing more than a lot of man bulling harlottes!

And so help me the first person to suggest I'm a moth is getting Tzzzzentched up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115860

[Anonymous No.]

Cold cat girls with cups of cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115890
Kinda agreed, though there is still freedom of choice of lifestyle, and >>14115901 is also right. We can't fully perceive just how important that all must have been for a medieval fed-by-sword knight, let alone samurai with all their cultural mindfuckery.

The problem I have with 'edgy' (not really) routes like that one is not that a man does what he wants and shows a middle finger to the forced utopia, but how there's either a character's, or author's, clear or subtle implication that he's right and the changes around him are undoubtedly shit. This may just turn it into a counter-force with same attitude, simply from adventure/grimdark-fags this time.

I'm not saying there aren't quality stories without this vibe though, just that it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Honey Bee
>Personality: Clingy
>Body Type: Oppai Loli
>Quirk: Chimera (Crow Tengu)
>Lewds: Decently Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116878
Must...keep....brushing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112596
>Succubus
>Racial Norm
>/fit/
>Sadomasochistic
>Very Lewd
I'm scared, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116900
Punch the boobs!
Punch the boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116878
Oh boy, this is fantastic! I love it when you do this, thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls would help me get some allergy shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116917
Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116878
Good man. You've drawn a couple things for his stories so far, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115541
>Dark Angel
>Cut Her connection to Pandemonium and let her drift in the void for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116900
Spank her firm ass anon.
She's been a bad girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116878

I love it.

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>>14115541
>Cheshire Cat
Give her infinite sexual stamina and endurance, no longer needs to eat, drink or sleep and give her a sex drive that would make a nymphomaniac blush.
The catch is that if she rapes anyone, it only brings her pain. The only way she can feel pleasure from sex is if she begs for it, and whoever she begs gets total control of her during sex, as well as gains the same abilities the curse grants her minus the sex drive.
Yes I've pretty much set it up so she's going to be insanely horny and needs to beg for the dick near me, I know what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115541
>Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>new Crow Tengu girl for the monster musume mobage

she is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder not to fall for chubby Tanuki lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116990

Does that I can fall for skinny Tanuki lies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116975
I might play this now. It's not like I don't have free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116990
I dunno, I'd willingly become hers if it meant fucking that every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Question, would a black dress look good on tan skin with a dark red background? Or would a white dress be better?

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are sleeping, time to take a quick nap before they wake up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117032
>not accounting for the nocturnal monstergirls

Bro you're gonna get alpdrucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117024
How tan are we talking is probably the real question. Are we talking like this kind of tan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117024
White, come on, fam. This is basic fashion and color theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117049
More of a reddish complexion...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117049
Around Pharaoh skin-tone.

>>14117050
I don't know fashion and color, that's why I wanted to ask the alps around here for help if that's OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117053
It could work, I think. It'll probably depend on what kind of colors you have accenting it (Eye color, hair color, any sort of tattoos or jewelry, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is most likely to browse their version of /pol/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117053
>I don't know fashion and color
>"I don't know anything about art and dress like a sperg."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117059
Aside from the obvious Tanuki? Pretty much any monster with a massive superiority complex. Dragons, High Elves, Maybe a few Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117059

[Anonymous No.]

Great, now we've lured out the haughty Alps who'll redo all of our closets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14112757
While I do agree with you...

The one on the left is a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117054
These colors. If a black dress would only "Just work" though, then I'll go with white. Whatever you guys suggest would be the better one, I'm not good with colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117067
Tubby tanukis for feeding sweets and cuddling in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117084
Wocks are a bad influence on children!

Ban all Wocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117084
Hey dumbass, blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117068
>Alp Eye for the Straight Guy
So they redo his wardrobe so he can be FABULOUS then rape him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117084
I knew it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117084
So red background, tan skin, and purple(?) hair. Yeah, I'd say go with white for the contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on cute dates with a Mummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117095
What about an Alp who goes full Gordon Ramsey when she goes through human boy closets

>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU MIXING THE DARKS WITH THE LIGHTS?"
>"Who put all these boxers in the bin? Look at this. Oh my God, look at all this! WHO PUT IT ALL IN THE BIN"
>"IT'S A FUCKING LOGO SHIRT! YOU CAN'T GO OUT IN A LOGO SHIRT"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116990
>No leaf on head
THAT'S NO TANUKI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117098
Awesome, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14116878
>steamy breath
Yes!
Good job, always nice to see some more naughty Kejourous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117106
>"YOU AREN'T JUST STRAIGHT, YOU'RE STRAIGHT RETARDED!"
>"YOU WANT TO GET LAID LIKE THIS? YOU MIGHT AS WELL LAY DOWN AND DIE!"
>"IS THAT A *FUCKING* TRILBY? COME HERE, I'M GOING TO RAPE THE ABYSMAL TASTE OUT OF YOU MYSELF!"

The more I write the more I like it.Not sexy at all but a delightful break from the usual alp fare. It kind of makes sense too, those Queer Eye guys weren't your stuttering closet homo variety of gay.

>>14117107
Blushing nightmare.tiff

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>>14117106
>>14117117
But what would this angry professional alp be like in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never raped my an Oni linebacker after a victory at a monstergirl sorority party

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lewd masochistic bunnygirl harassing your
Wow, this girl(?) has a lot of monstergirl stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117123
Good. Now never getting raped by an Ogre linebacker after a victory at a monstergirl sorority party is a bummer.

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>>14115541
>Leanan Sidhe
I trap her inside a surrealist painting. How's that about being ironic, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

I suggest we start a mob and hunt down monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117121
Ramsey probably takes the drill instructor approach to life and mellows out when he doesn't need to be angry as all hell, but let's just say that solely for shiggles she stays like that 24/7.

>"WHAT IS THIS? USE YOUR FUCKING HIPS, MAN!"
>"I-I'm sorry, m8!"
>"WHAT? WHAT THE FAKKING FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? WE MAY BE MATING BUT I AM *NOT* YOUR MATE, M8!"
Then, after Ralpsey has decided she's satisfied...
>"I TOLD YOU TO PAT MY BLODDY HEAD, DAMMIT! AND STOP FUCKING SHAKING, YOU'RE RUINING IT LIKE YOUR COCK RUINED MY NIGHT! BETTAH, KEEP GOING LIKE THAT! Honestly, you call that sex? It was fucking raw. Zzzzz..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117136
What if we impregnate them first? You know, as a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117136
What do we do with them once we get all of those crybabies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117148
Give them to me, I'll "take care" of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117148
I don't know about you but I'm taking that one home, along with all of her friends.

Also her boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117148
They must be destroyed before they can turn the powers they wield against us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117125

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>>14117155
So is the guy huge or the rabbit tiny? Either way I can't get this image of a hamster eating a banana out of my mind, regardless of anatomical accuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117154
Well don't treat them like crap and that won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117169
>don't treat them like crap
But they're disgusting good for nothing filthy worthless monoeyes!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I wrote my first story. It is elf x orc though, so be warned.
http://pastebin.com/xNFNURvR
Give me any criticism. I must spread the gospel of elves and orcs, but I must spread it correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117169
>don't treat them like crap
Genocide sounds a lot more viable. I mean look at them, some of them literally beg for it! The rest beg for it metaphorically!

[Anonymous No.]

Anon!
You wife stumbled across your most /d/ fetish.

How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
Disgusted, yet curious.

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>>14117147
Marry them too. What a jape that'd be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
Probably goes kyaa~

That fetish is what attracted me to her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117171
>>14117173
They've done nothing to you, treat them at least with a little respect.

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>>14117177
The closest fetish I have to /d/ is bondage and maybe facesitting. I'm not sure facesitting counts.
So I'm either going to get tied up by a Hellhound or she's gonna sit on my face and force me to eat her out.
Glorious.

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>>14117177
>She knows about the amputee stuff
This can't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117165
Looks like bara guy and shortstack bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117201
>They've done nothing to you
This one called me a disgusting lolicon when all I tried to do was look at her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117216
Depending on what you like she may actually be able to do that with little trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117228
Don't look at the panties of someone you don't know anon.

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>>14117201
>treat them at least with a little respect.
So... what, you want us to hose them off after or something? Fine, but if you expect me to use a cleaner alley you've got another thing coming.

>>14117220
>shortstack bunny
Glorious. This man knows how rabbits should be.

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>>14117177
.../d/ or things are that banned on /d/ but not gurochan? Because that's where this ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117230
Very much flesh and blood. Living doll is in my top 10 though, probably trivial to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117231
But I had met her before. There was this one time I grabbed her chest and then she hit me before running off and damning me.

[Anonymous No.]

what we need is armour designed to protect us so we can have fun times without going to the hospital the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117233
/d/

>>14117238
Yeah, that may be a little difficult, ignoring the doll.
Although if you got creative with binding her limbs back you could make it look like they're gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
Ha! my thing is corruption.
She's gonna show me her secret plans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117220

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>>14117242
Well, I'm into bondage too so I'd be up for that. Might want to consult an expert to find out how though.

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>>14117246
That would make her go full heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
I have a hard time deciding which is my most /d/ fetish, but nonetheless, it would probably end in a shopping spree from the Sabbath's special catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
She's going to tell me about how no, we can't keep the Alp, and I'd have to explain that I already fed it and it followed me home, so now we're morally required to watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117278
>her
you mean him.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

If you do than the mindflayers will come for us and BE LOVING WIVES FOR US ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117288
I have never wanted to play with lighter fluid mare than since you've started doing this. Keep up the good work and sleep tight, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117247

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>>14117242
Oh...hrm. That's disappointing.
Well, I guess for things that are sort of /d/ (but still actually banned on /d/) it would be Sabbath lolification and/or beastification. Little furry Tanuki like in Rairai's works or Yellow Pop would be delightful.
As for anything else...I don't even know. I guess bondage maybe? That seems normal though. For monstergirls you'd probably see cumflation, bondage, breast expansion, living clothing, huge insertions, slavery and hypnosis/mind control on the equivalent of PBS educational cartoons or just in their daily lives.
The "everyone is sluts" /d/ fetish of tiny clothes and sexual freedom is inherent to the setting.

Stuff like weight gain, NTR, gender swap, futanari, and unusual impregnation would be the subject of dramatic movies or racy novels.

Just for grins I'd tell her I was into tentacle pits and consuming walls of flesh to see where that led.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117220
>That ending
Ah yes, this is what Gap Moe should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117288
I don't know what your implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117288
What's so bad about loving wives? Why, I'm tempted to let it burn down since it sounds alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177

>A Kejourou
>My fetish is impregnation

Oh boy. Needless to say we were busy. For quite awhile.

some ASMR and Nursing handjob stuff would be great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117282
The named the Alp Her! That's her name! We're keeping Her and there's nothing anyone can say about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117315
What MG would be best at ASMR? I want to say cheshire if her teleports are silent, but I dunno. Anything with tentacles could do some amazing oil/slime ear play which is one of my triggers too...

>>14117319
You can't keep Her! He needs to be free to play with all the other little faggot alps! Why, you keeping Her would be like caging him, you'd suck away his soul!

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>>14117327
No, Her will get lost out there! I promise to take good care of Her, feed Her, bathe Her, and clean up after Her! I'll even pet Her and let Her sleep on my yet also keep Her off the rest of the furniture in the house! Please let me keep Her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117332
But then all of Her's frineds will miss him, wouldn't that be sad? And you'd have to walk Her and fuck him every day, and that's a lot of work, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117327
>What MG would be best at ASMR?
Mindflayers are pretty much the ASMR monster if their profile's anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117241
I wear my sex injury's like a badge of honour, sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117241
I like how he's wearing red clothing that visible round the crotch. does he have i minotaur for a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
If she's truly my waifu she'd be down for anything. Even though she's big and busty and dominant I'm sure she'd do some age regression play for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117339
I don't care, all Her needs anymore is me and my waifu! And I don't care about the work, I know I can keep good care of Her, just please let me keep Her! If I don't who will? Where will she eat? Where will she sleep? Where will she get her daily supplement of milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117246
now i want a story where she finds that he's into it, and then they go on a corruption adventure, the ultimate goal could be corrupting a Valkyrie or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117401
>the ultimate goal could be corrupting a Valkyrie or something
I feel like that wouldn't even be particularly hard. What if they set about corrupting an alice WITHOUT going to wonderland? Making some setting specific god fall would also work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117296
Rabbits sure are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117441
Too lewd, every single one of them needs to be fucked silly..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117441
Those vulvas ae very puffy and those thighs extremely fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117412
Having a legion of dark valkyrie and succubi is a better goal then just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115276
>walk out of karate class one day
>Hinezumi waiting for you outside
>"So you think you're tough? Well fight me you pansy!"
>"I'm more confident in my ground game... if you know what I mean"
>Hinezumi starts laughing at your stupid joke
>tag her with a right hook square in her open jaw
>gain waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117451
All the better for making more bunnies.

They're in a competition with the mice for numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14115216
>>Go to the park to feed pigeons, Titania and her fairies turn it into a breadcrumb war and want you to participate
>fairies
>war

Thanks Anon, I just remembered Adult Attack from Berserk.

Shit that arc and Wyald were fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117474
I want to expose them to some terrifying hell radiation to obtain fruitful Abomination waifus and increase their number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113900
I'm surprised the constant bullshit losses have not broken her. if that was me I'd have long gone insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117384
Is constantly feeding your alps Hathor Milk considered alp abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to elbow drop a Kappa from the top rope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113964
Nah man, she needs to talk to her older sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117483
>Anon creates the Elinscape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117487
Only if you don't let her outside to exercise off the pounds.

Also you gotta be careful about letting them overindulge in their addiction, you don't want junkies sneaking onto farms at night and attacking holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14113976
and then goes through the whole process again by fighting the uchiha's in naruto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117498
>the Elinscape
The what now?
Just imagine living in a world where horrifying Abomination girls would be a common sight on the subway, just going to work, reading a magazine like it's no thang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117499
I'd rather her stay inside, it's hot outside and I don't want her to hurt herself

She can play my old copy of Pokemon Crystal, searching on routes for Pokemon is kind of like going outside, it's how I mentally left the house when I was a kid and mom and dad fought

TFW I just want a Monster Girl to help heal me, cuddle, and to give dangerously high amounts of Hathor Milk to

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117505
He's suggesting a world where you screw up and make a plane of bunny ears and thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117500
if the fly didn't beak her, that will

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117177
>Nipple fuck
I could see her being fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117172
The dialogue is a little strange. Try reading it back to yourself and asking "is this how someone would actually speak?"
Speaking of dialogue, you need to start a new line for each new speaker. Goldfinger and the Orc's dialogue shouldn't be in the same paragraph.
Honestly, the Elf fell in love with the Orc far, far too quickly. One rape? What a manslut!
If anything it felt like you rushed through the set up to get to the smut. Take your time in doing this in future, a good set up can make for a more enjoyable read.
You're a little stiff with the descriptions during the sex scene. Don't be afraid to go into more detail about how things feel or sound.
>using the word "cunny"

There's probably more but I'm not exactly an expert in literature. If I were you I'd just read some more stuff, including our other writefags to see how they handle things.
Either way I hope that helps you at least slightly with whatever else you may write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117169
What if I treated them like carp instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117246
I bet "secret plans" involve a kidnapped human woman she's been working on without him knowing, now she's seen his fetish, she gets him ho help her with corrupting the woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117505
>he hasn't read the Dogscape
Oh sweet innocent anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117531
I want...no, NEED someone to ho a story on this!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Mindflayer, lead her race to world domination and make the squid form mandatory for every male for at least 12 hours per day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBzWCawaSmg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117541
What do get out of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117541
I fully support our future Mindflayer overlords!
>You're an anon now, you're a cumpump now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117553
That is not a mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117553
Will they at least be nice to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117558
They'll make you enjoy every moment with them, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117563
That sounds like it could never be bad at all. Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117558
So long as you're a good, obedient boy, they will.

Now thinking of it, they'll be anyhow since bad boys aren't going to be like that for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117565
Congratulations on your new childhood friend that you always had a crush on and finally recently married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117520
Thanks, I made some of those changes. Though the other things will probably require more thinking to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117540
I second this

[Anonymous No.]

I love Haohi's feet! I want Haohi to step on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117582
They would smell gross and feel worse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117582
I want to step on Haohi throat until she passes out from lack of oxygen!

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14115578
>>14115597
>>14115605


I still have to properly TL that one in the next batch, but KC said that there were rare cases were a monster gave birth to a human already back during the previous system. Seems it's mostly related to those legendary Zipangu heroes that have some fox bloodline.
I recall something like that being mentioned somewhere on the wiki, but didn't find it again when checking back on how the wording was translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117540
as much as i want it as well all of our current writefags at this point are busy.

that being said, is there any corruption story's around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117591
I'd want that too.
Having dat foot fetish on the receiving side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117582
I want to parade her around naked with a collar and make her lick my feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14114551
Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

Private Anon, do you mind explaining to me why there's a strumpet in your tent?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna explore the universe and accidentally awaken a Black Hole Dragon Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117643
Did you just call my sister a strumpet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117647
THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE!
I actually watched Black Hole yesterday. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117643
>All dat delicious Bolas corruption there.

So if Nicol Bolas planeswalked into MGE, he'd turn into a monstergirl, right?

What would she be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117648
>making your sister cry
We don't need Troublemakers in this army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117647
I want to go into the gap between dimensions and encounter a Nexus Dragon Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

I've managed to edit a fair bit of my work on the Elf prince and the orc chieftain. What do you guys think? I would appreciate more suggestions.
http://pastebin.com/xNFNURvR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117657
>Elf prince
Wait a minute. Is that okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117661
It makes it generic fantasy and thus /tg/

So it's fine, it just doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117666
I don't trust you, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117657
>Male Elf
How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117670
Male elves are KC canon now, get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117670
I don't get it, why can't male elves have sex with other races? Is it the asian male meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117673
They also live in their super isolated magic fortress treehouses and never interact with anyone. So you get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117673
I don't know how to feel about male Elves. I mean, male Dwarves, yes, that's fine. Male Elves though? You know the old saying "it's not gay if it's an Elf"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117674
Not him but see >>14117666

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117677
There's like ten male dwarves left in KC land. The elves are doing better because they elected Elf Trump who built magic walls around their villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117681
I want to culturally enrich Elfland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117682

[Anonymous No.]

So... any opinions on the story?
>>14117657

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117686
Ask /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117688
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117673
They're canon but so are a bunch of other undesirable things that the thread shits on.

The only thing male elves are good for is crying in their huts as their women are stolen by humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117693
That, and being snobby, pointy-eared assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117700
>>14117693

man you guys sure hate elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117700
Yes but female elves do that too.
>>14117701
It's called being tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117701
>angryaboutelves.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117701
Are you implying you don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117701
That's only the tip of the iceberg Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117686
There's some things you ought to fix, but I'm lazy so I'll just mention a little bit. On line 10
>She would’ve have done this and more if Goldfinger had not said the following words.
>would've have
That's all I'll give you, because male Elves seem like something that stirs shit and I'd rather not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117707
No elves are the best! So what if they hate and try to dominate other races? All sentient life deserve love, even slime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117711
Even... Sea Slimes?>>14110763

[Anonymous No.]

>>14117711

[Anonymous No.]

Society is not yet ready, so they hide in plain sight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raised by a lilim and become a gary stu incubus!