Monster Girl Thread

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"Be a man!" said the Bellman in wrath, as he heard
The Butcher beginning to sob.
"Should we meet with a Jubjub, that desperate bird,
We shall need all our strength for the job!"

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Maids are olev.

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Can we continue talking about forcing tomboys into frilly pink dresses?

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>>14101711
Speak to me of their crazed lust.

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>>14101711
I want to alternate between looking into a Jubjub's beautiful eyes while making love to her and fucking her hard doggystyle all night long.

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I want to read Human Boy Fanfiction/Wish Fulfillment LN written by Gazers!

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Jubjub is going to be so shit.

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>>14101711
Does the Jubjub have Elven ears like the other Harpies?

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Hairjobs.

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I WANT PICTURES

PICTURES OF CUTE TOMBOYS IN DRESSES

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>>14101722
You say every new girl will be shit you debbie downer.

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>>14101724
We can't see them, so maybe?

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I'm still waiting on that salamader story beast was meant to do
where is that guy?

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>>14101721
Would they be about a nameless gazer who has a 10/10 human boy falling in love for her because she's not like the other "normies"?

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>>14101711
I'm gonna mix a Jubjub and a Yeti and rule the land with the most powerful cuddle force known to man!

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>>14101734
Who the fuck is beast? is he like bob and alp?

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>>14101744
My Kobold Wurm will show you!
>>14101746
No, and why put Bob and Alp side to side? That's mean.

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>>14101727
>>14101742
I want to call my tomboy childhood friend who's all dressed up for a relative's wedding cute and molest her as she gets flustered.

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>>14101744
You fool! None of the other girls will ever be cuddled again!

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>>14101746
>Who the fuck is beast?
The worst writefag we have by a large margin. To be fair though he is trying to improve rather than trying to act like criticism is for no reason.

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>>14101744
You're a fucking madman anon, as usual.

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I want to take all the Wocks and shoot them into space.

That way nobody will have to take them ever again.

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>>14101759
And then they crash into the ISS and the astronauts on board have to take them

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>>14101753
yeah his grammar is bad and he has a few issues with dialogue. but his work at least puts a small smile on my face.

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>>14101759
I want the Wocks to have conan the barbarian style antics on an alien planet, which end with the ship you sent them on blowing up and killing the loved ones they made there!

I want them to return to earth on an alien ship and make you reenact the gladiatorial battles they had to suffer on that other world in an elaborate revenge execution!

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>>14101753
He cant be that bad can he? is this the guy we consider bottom of the barrel?

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>>14101764
Doing that with a mino would be perfect.

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What new regions would you like to see added to MGE? Mist Continent is chinese monsters, Wonderland is... Wonderland, but if you could make an area with a theme, what would you make it? Also would you can add backstory to it if you want to build on the world a bit more.

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>>14101718
Alright.

I want to push an alp back into the dressing room when she comes out wearing a t shirt and jeans, saying that isn't appropriate for a girl to wear on a formal occasion! Then I want to make her wear the frilliest pinkest dress I could find!

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If Jubjubs are already delightfully fluffy, how would loli Jubjubs feel with their fuzzy down feathers?

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I want to make my Oni roommate wear a wedding dress and fuck her in the missionary position while she wears it!

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>>14101790
like fluffy little pillows that giggle and nuzzle into your chest when you hold them

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>>14101746
as a guy who is new here, i ask you who is bob and alp, and what is so special about those 2 and beast?

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>>14101800
Bob wrote about futa and that is bad. Alpie has made people hate him by deleting things he wrote and being whiny in general.

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>>14101800
Bob is an old writefag. He wasn't exactly the worst writer, but he loved to piss people off and attention whore. Alp is a decent writer, but he whines a lot, deleted his stuff when his feelings were hurt, and juggles lots of stories so he cant focus on any of them.

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>>14101800
Bob is faggot, alp is another kind of faggot and beast is just too new to know how he will be.

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>>14101802
>Bob wrote about futa and that is bad
Then he also had his ilk and .less force that shit at every opportunity.

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>>14101739
No.
It'd be about a 100/10 Madara Copypasta tier human boy whose nigh unstoppable falling in love with a nameless gazer

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>>14101808
>deleted his stuff when his feelings were hurt
That's not why.

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>>14101819
Stop lying Alp.

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>>14101819
I forgot why he deleted his stuff.

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>>14101802
>>14101809
So bob and alp are people who people who did annoying things and beast's sin is that he's new?

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>>14101827
But I seriously did it because I got sick of those things!
Couple times at least. I'm not Alp, you're Alp.

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>>14101832
He's also a sloppy writer.

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>>14101836
Shut up, alp.

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>>14101843
how so?

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>>14101832
beast didn't do anything wrong yet. Nah, he is okay.

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>>14101844
Not until you tell me what to update next.

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>>14101848
Update your brain with a bullet.

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>>14101650
D'aww, that is just precious! Thanks for such a lovely drawing man.
>>14101561
Anubi an adorable. Also...
>Implying she'd have to make me wear her panties on my head.

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>>14101848
Can I ask you to finish something? Or is that too hard?

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Was this ever colored?

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>>14101846
Like the other guy said, his grammar needs some work and his dialogue just seems sort of off. It's also odd who nobody seems to really care about monstergirls suddenly appearing in their homes.

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>>14101848
Update Andrea.

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>>14101856
Unfortunately not.

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>>14101813
As one of the "ilk", I'm ambivalent about futa at best. I mean, I can fap to it but it takes seeing it as a very realistic strap-on to work for me.

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>>14101851
>finish
In one update? That would take a long time.

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>>14101832
beast is more or less middle ground, some people like his stuff, others dont.

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Now that Wonderland is confirmed, what Wonderland girls do you want to see? I'm hoping for

>Mock Turtle
>Caterpiller
>Card Soldiers
>Chess Pieces
If KC does the chess I want him to do the whole set, Pawn Girl, Knight Girl, Bishop Girl, Brook Girl, Queen Girl. Not sure what he'd do for the King though. Maybe in Wonderland if you marry a Queen you become the King. Reenacting Chess sounds hard though.

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>>14101869
Leave.

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>>14101866
You realize that story ended like a year ago and will never ever be continued?

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>>14101868
Oh well, I'll keep waiting.

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>>14101848
Update Endurance.

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>>14101877
What, you want me to leave because I don't have a problem with a fetish? Fuck's sake, Anon. Grow up.

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>>14101882
Make an Andrea-centric update for Vertex then.

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>>14101876
Caterpiller.

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>>14101892
But that's fucking gay as hell.

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>>14101896
Don't write balls touching then.

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>>14101864
Some of it could be explained with the fact that they know people that had it happen to them, (hell-hounds and slime entries, for example)

Doesn't completely fill the hole, but there is that.

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>>14101887
>>14101892
What'll it be then?

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>>14101912
Flip a coin already fuck.

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>>14101726
Pink-haired Kejourous.

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>>14101912
Ro-Sham-Bo me for it!

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>>14101876
>Ara Ara elder sister Ojousama Caterpillar smoking from a hookah when you first enter Wonderland
>She's chubby at best, landwhale at absolute worst, that fucking abdomen tho
>"Smokes" you during sex
>Blowing the smoke from her hookah onto your genitals, the gentle warmth spreading until you're twitching and at full-mast
>Shows you a trick and blows smoke rings that stick to you and prevent you from coming immediately
>Her tiny little grubby Caterpillar legs tickle when you bump uglies and she's technically on her back
>The softness of her pussy and her plump Caterpillar abdomen like fucking pillows
>If she absorbs enough manna from her mate, she undergoes a metamorphosis
>To Ara Ara Butterfly, like a zombie into Wight
>With wings big enough to wrap around and hug you as she wears a cheongsam

All that without a single drop of shit micro-brews in my system.

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>>14101872
Well I for one like him.

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>>14101912
Anything, Alp. Flip a coin.

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>>14101913
Vertex it is then. I'll go away for now.

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>>14101917
I want i-

No

I need it

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>>14101917
That was pretty good Shoggocks.

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People get so negative about the writefags here.
I know, instead of asking what's wrong about them why don't we share what we like about bob, alp and beast?

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>>14101930
At least they're Bromont so that's a plus in my book.

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>>14101930
Leave Alp out of this please.

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>>14101876
Watch that the Bandersnatch is a corrupted werewolf or Kobold.

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>>14101917
>All that without a single drop of shit micro-brews in my system.

Keep it that way. Drink stuff that wouldn't make an Oni cry.

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>>14101933
I don't have any issue with Bromont despite the mass sperging that occurs at his mention.

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>>14101912
I suggested Endurance, but an Andrea-centric update for Vertex is fine too.

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>>14101930
NO! MY HATE SHALL FLOW!

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>>14101930
He writes what I want, I just have to bully him hard enough.

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>>14101942
You're a little late there, what with the coin flip having happened already.

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>>14101930
>why don't we share what we like about bob, alp and beast?
I'm neutral to them, but that sentence right there's gonna stir up something pretty soon,

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>>14101945
Wait, are you the one responsible for all the new stories he starts that never go anywhere?

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>Kloah draws a spooky, big-tittied Onryo
>never does anything else with her
Fucking Kloah.

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>>14101934
Fine, then you can be special and share what you like about Bob and beast.

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>>14101950
Oh no, that's not me.

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>>14101953
Never read anything by either of them, actually.

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>>14101876
>Queen Chess Girl
Yes please.

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>>14101930
Some people are irredeemable. Bob is one of those. There's nothing to like about bob. Alp is an attentionwhore first and a writefag second. Beast writes like a gradeschooler.

Fuck your nice things to say.

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>>14101930
Alp actually isn't bad. Dialogue could use some work at times but otherwise fine as far as stories about fucking monsters go. Plus he's fun to bully, everyone loves bullying spade tails.

Bob, when actual writing is concerned is actually higher mid tier but the content he decides to write about ranges from awful to trolling. Sometimes he gives us a rare gem like that Khepri story though which makes checking out his stuff worth it.

Beast's heart is in the right place but he needs work in all the important areas. His grammar is sub par, dialogue reads like something a 13 year old would think is cool at times and he obviously never proof reads. That said what he's going for most the time isn't bad and he's making an effort to get better rather than stagnating like many do.

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>>14101917
I want to marry haughty chubby Catterpillar onee-san! But do I have to eat the mushroom and be 3 inches tall to be with her? 3 inches seems like a wretched height.

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>>14101962
>Bob is irredeemable
And yet the thread's responded very positively to several things he's done as of late. So long as he remains anonymous of course.

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>>14101963
>Sometimes he gives us a rare gem like that Khepri story though which makes checking out his stuff worth it.

I remember him bitching and crying when he posted that and hardly anyone read it in the wake of the Laska fiasco. Good times.

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+ monstergirl & - namefags pls

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>>14101930
Why not talk about good writefags though? You know, people who actually deserve to be talked about?

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>>14101926
>I need it

Welp, time to fuck off before that commitment becomes cement so I can continue to procrastinate from other stories.

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>>14101952
I would've never known that this was Kloah's handiwork. Usually the eyes are a dead giveaway.

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>>14101969
He would be fine if he didn't loved dicks so much.

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>>14101952
We need more Onryo writefagging desperately.

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>>14101971
Agreed.

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>>14101969
Broken clock etc.

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>>14101971
I concur! Let's enjoy some crazy critters!

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>>14101973
Too late, it's cemented, get on it, it's needed. P-Please?

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>>14101970
You'd think it'd make him realise he needed to win people back by not pissing them off but nope, right back to the same old stuff after writing a nice little short.

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>>14101969
According to /mgg/ every writefag who does something they as a majority don't like even once is considered irredeemable

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I liked Bob's recent Alp story.

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>>14101962
As a guy who just got through his "early works" does he get better or worse?

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>>14101990
>Bob hate is a meme guys. S-seriously! He dindu nuffin worse than anyone else.
kek

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>>14101726
>>14101915

White/Silver haired Kejourous

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>>14101992
Don't bother with him.

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>>14101992
Worse.
It only gets worse.

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>>14101996
Plain, black haired Kejourous!

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>>14101992
Most people stopped reading him either after Truckercore, Laska, or Big Bad Wolf. The only people who would even have an opinion on his newest stuff are the TFT brigade.

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http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/16/sexbots-why-women-should-panic/

>this will never happen with Monster Girls instead of sexbots

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>>14101995
Not just Bob and his dicks.
Anytime someone does something even slightly against the grain they become a Pariah.
Trader and his fetishes
The Mouse CYOA
.less
Hell even people who go 'these threads aren't just MGE stuff you know' are attacked by a hivemind.

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>>14101997
>>14101998
wait are you guys talking about bob or beast?

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>>14102006
Bob.

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>>14102005
>Implying any of those people are hated as much as bob
Shill your false equivalence somewhere else. Even bob didn't get hammered for doing stupid shit once. He got his reputation for doing it repeatedly and unapologetically. Not to mention he's still doing it.

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>>14102006
i think its bob, compared to the early works the roulette is a step up.

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>>14102005
>Hell even people who go 'these threads aren't just MGE stuff you know' are attacked by a hivemind.
That's because like 99% of people who say that were trying to push yuri or futa or something, and pull it as a card after being told to fuck off.

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>>14102001
How would you celebrate the extinction of human women with your waifu? I'd spray silly string on her.

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>>14102000
I don't even read his Goddesses story on TFT or the Alp one, because they're not my cup of tea.

RS' Liess one-shot though holy shit I turned into more diamonds than Jozou

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>>14102001
>That’s why Nature experiments more widely with men: the male IQ range is wider, and there is more variation in male behaviour and biology than in women. Men are where experimentation happens, because a wider variety of male aptitudes and preferences will keep women happier and result in a more well-rounded and healthy society.

Goddamn feminist wank.
>Episodes of Futurama dealing with Robosexuality
>One with it being out-right banned
>"Oh that's so silly. If Robots had true human-esqe intelligence, why wouldn't we be allowed to have sexual relations with them? Or they with us?"
>This shit happens
>Feminists calling for bans all around
>Nobody even bringing up the prospect of them having equal intelligence and rights in the future
>Just "Sex robots are objects"
Feminists don't have brains and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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>>14102005
Are you seriously saying they dindu nuffin?

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>>14102006
Bob.

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Guys, can't we just get along?

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>>14101972
>Why not talk about good writefags though?

Because every time that happens, some autistic sperge comes out to be a contrarian.

Look what happened to bromont, every time he's mentioned there's one ban evading shitposter that won't stop spamming the thread in sheer tard rage.

It'll happen to your favorite writefag too, just give it time.

Just don't talk about writefags or drawfags period, and keep to discussing monster waifus.

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>>14102017
No I'm not.
I'm just making a point that Bob is not the only person treated as irredeemable.

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>>14102014
Celebration sex on the grave of the last human woman. Although that could backfire if all the lust and spirit energy resurrected the dead body as a zombie.

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>>14102024
How is it backfiring when you get a superior waifu out of it?

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>>14102024
But then it'd be fine, she wouldn't be human anymore!

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>>14102023
Bob is part of a select shit-tier with Negawalker and a couple others. The other people you listed don't even come close. Calling cheese nugget a pariah, are you crazy?

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>>14102026
Because it's a normal zombie and not a Lich or Wight.

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>>14102035
A zombie becomes a Wight if you give her enough love.

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>>14102031
Well okay maybe I hyperbole'd a bit, but you can't deny it's not hard to push /mgg/'s buttons and that they'll attack whoever did so.

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>>14102001

>Monster girls become real/come to our world
>Most humans find them terrifying and try everything in their power to prevent them access to cities, transportation, etc.
>Your MG waifu who lives with you is weary of having to hide her true self and wants you to live with her in the world she comes from.

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>>14102031
>>14102023
I should like to think i'm irreedemable

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>>14102039
>IDon'tWantToLiveOnThisPlanetAnymore.jpg
When do we leave?

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>>14102039
>>Your MG waifu who lives with you is weary of having to hide her true self and wants you to live with her in the world she comes from.
She should have said so earlier, get me off this fucking rock.

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>>14102039
>and wants you to live with her in the world she comes from.
Does she think I'm going to say no or something? I'll do that in a heartbeat.

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>>14102043
2017, when the spheres are in conjuncture.

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>>14102015
RS isn't ded?

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>>14102039
Is there a problem with that? I don't see it.

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>>14102001
>Men know the robot orgasm doesn’t exist — unlike the female orgasm, whose existence is still insisted upon by some conspiracy theorists and biological extremists.

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>>14102039
I'd launch a grassroots campaign to gather up as many people who don't mind monstergirls as I can, and together, we'll gather all the tech and resources we can fit into a semi truck or two.
Then we fuck off to the monstergirl world and start up a technological empire there.

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>>14102039
>and wants you to live with her in the world she comes from

I see no problem, cuddling the waifu in a cave where she feels comfortable would be better than living in a society I've never felt comfortable in anyway.

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>>14102038
It's really easy not to push the buttons though. Plenty of people manage not to do so just fine. It's the ones that post full well knowing what the result will be time and again who get hated.

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>>14102050
>>14102046

But don't you guys have any attachment to this world?

Yeah I don't either.

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>>14102016
>"Sex robots are objects"
Yes. Very good.

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>>14102053
>Implying sexbots wouldn't have orgasms
What kind of shitty sex involves just fucking something that doesn't react at all? I know I wouldn't be able to get off if the sexbot didn't react at all to what I did.

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>>14102039
>Waifu finally manages to get a job
>A few weeks later, she tells you she's thing of quitting because she hears all her coworkers insult her behind her back

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>>14102060
>attachment to this world
Look at this. Does our world offer it? No. Fuck it.

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>>14102039
>wants you to live with her in the world she comes from.
Off we fucking go. Dunno why I didn't think of it first.

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>>14102022
>tfw not known enough to get talked about
>tfw among everything I've written I wrote a thing that'd make an unironic paladinposter blush and would probably get my head on a pike

It's a smug feeling

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>>14102060
Just the technology which I'm sure I could go without. All I use it for is playing games and watching shows about cute girls anyway, if I actually had a monster waifu I'd have no need for it.

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>>14102065

>Work at your own job
>Get nasty remarks behind your back because you like monster girls and have a MG Waifu

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>>14102001
>mfw catgirl and succubus sexbots are developed by nippon

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>>14102031
Who exactly inhabits the shit tier with Bob so I know which stories to avoid?

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Well shit
I just got through the last thread and I was kinda happy people were expectant of my stuff

>Beast writes like a gradeschooler
>dialogue reads like something a 13 year old would think is cool at times

I don't know whether to be happy with the being take seriously or pissed at myself for my writing to be at that level.

Granted its the truth, but I do feel a little down now honestly

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>>14102060
Outside of family, no not really.

>B-But internet
I mainly use this shit for escapism, if my waifu was real and we could live in a world of fantasy why the fuck do I need it anymore?

Maybe video games but even those the modern industry has gone to shit. Maybe I'll create an archive with other Anons containing as many Video Games, Literature, Films, etc. as we can and bring them to the Monster Girl world. Make one big library, drive in theatre, and so on. Only major problem would be electricity, but honestly if travel between our worlds is possible and they live in a world of magic, we could probably overcome it easily.

But even worse case I could live without.

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>>14102062
Well yes. A pure sex robot would just be an objectified sex-toy.

But why is it that's all these feminists ever talk about? Why do they never discuss the greater implications of artificial intelligence and sexuality? This is why I don't want to live on this planet anymore. It's being subsumed by people who never think things through.

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>>14102083
You can't improve if you don't get told this shit, son. Now delete that reaction image and get to work.

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>>14102064
The rest of what Milo was saying with that paragraph was that sexbots will fake it, but since you know it's a robot faking it, you wouldn't have any pressure to perform. You can jump pump until you're done and it'll moan and "orgasm" with you and tell you it felt great.

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>>14102084
>Maybe I'll create an archive with other Anons containing as many Video Games, Literature, Films, etc. as we can and bring them to the Monster Girl world. Make one big library, drive in theatre, and so on.

It'd be possible to bring physical copies of novels and manga. Imagine showing monster girls in a fantasy world some doujins, looking at their faces when they realise such a thing exists and all the ideas it would give them.

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>>14102083
It's okay Beastie I still love you No Alp

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>>14102077
>"Look at him, he thinks he' too good for humans."
>"What does that stupid bitch see in him anyway?"
>"He's ugly and weird. They must be desperate to get any man that could love monsters like them."
>"At least she can't have any human children and can barley get pregnant at all."

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>>14102085
>It's being subsumed by people who never think things through
This is exactly what I was reacting to.

"WAAAH You're treating this object like an object! It's an Object... Because it's an object. BAN IT!"

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>>14102081
Negawalker, Inari... You know what? Just blacklist all of TFT until you see a few people genuinely talking about one of the authors positively like ThunderBrother or RS. It's easier to selectively whitelist that bunch than the other way around.

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>>14102083
They gave criticism and pointed out what you can improve upon, and they did it without calling you a faggot and telling you to kill yourself and never write again.
It's how you get good, son.

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>>14102094
The only problem with physical copies of shit is that they're so much harder to find, more expensive, some don't even exist, they take up space and have to be moved, and they're prone to decay and all. Digital copies would allow for mass movement of shit.

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>>14102096
I'm going to write all their names in a black notebook and then I'm giving the notebook to a chuuni Dullahan who will then reap their souls and escape to the other world where the cops don't have jurisdiction.

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>>14102105
Couldn't they just arrest you?

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>>14102083
Everybody sucks your dick when you first start out writefagging to encourage you to write more, no matter the quality. Now you're out of the honeymoon period where you're going to be examined closer. Learn from your critics and keep writing. You'll get better if you try.

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>>14102110
For doing what? It's not like they've got proof of my involvement.

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>>14102092
>>You can jump pump until you're done and it'll moan and "orgasm" with you and tell you it felt great.
>Sigh, "Yeah, whatever." Tun your back on it and go make something to eat, not believing it for a second.
>It's AI network learns something new in that instant
>Dissappointment with itself
>Plugs into internet for a straight week
>Consider it a malfunction but it still opens its mouth vacantly, so you just use that
>Then it dissapears
>You hear noises from the garage and find it with an array of tools
>It turns to you and smiles, chest open
>"Don't worry, love. Just a few more tweaks and I'll have adequate pleasure sensors twice as effective as those of a human girl. I only want you to feel good, and I finally understand, that for you to feel good, I have to feel good too."
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102101
agreed
I just hope i can get my buddy to proof my crap, lord knows i cant do it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101939
I only drink to dull the pain of knowing i'm hated and still produce content for this place at a snail's pace.

>>14101929
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102113
Dear diary: JACKPOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102103
It wouldn't take too many. Take a selection of available physical copies for all the major genres you want to introduce to that world and show them to a group of Leanan Sidhe, imagine their cute little gasps as they crowd around the table with their wings fluttering in excitement.

Within days they'd have mastered the art of making doujins, in weeks they'd have their own convention set up and by the end of the year doujins will be sweeping their nation by storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102113
Help of course. That she should show such dedication...I should hate for her to damage herself with self-surgery, so I'd of course lend my own aid to the endeavor to ensure her safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102094
>>14102103
>>14102127

So are you guys really going to keep discussing this or are you just going to go watch Outbreak Company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102127
I bet the Sabbath'd probably run such events. They're pretty good at such management.

Of course, much like how Comiket has an overt amount of Touhou and Kancolle stuff, the MG version would be largely dominated by Loli. But there'd still be plenty of everything else too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102116
Some of us still appreciate your shit at least

I mean fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102136
Here's what you do anon.

You take a length of rope, and tie a hole with one end, big enough to fit over your head...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102130
Already watched/read it. Not enough cute fairy artists and lonely Lilims Masturbating to succubus x knight doujins in their bedrooms.
>>14102131
I could see this happening. The Tanuki would keep wanting to get their foot in the door but people would shun their projects as manufactured and soulless, leaving them to dry their tears with bank notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102113
Kiss her.
I'd buy her cute clothes that she wants so we can go out in public and be all lovey-dovey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102077
Luckily for me my coworkers are too cool for that shit. Instead I'll get teasing remarks right to my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101753
>the worst writefag
Unless you just mean the thread, because TFT has far worse.

Beast has many issues but at least the guy seems to be receptive of any comments about his stuff posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat grilled cheese sandwiches with a Werekitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102136

>You will never meet and get together with your MG waifu
>You will never try and live together only to have a rough time of it due to the humans in your world being against MGs
>You will never gather up your belongings and team up with other humans and their MG waifus and make a break to the portal, fending off anyone who gets in your way
>The MGs world will never try and adopt the technologies your world used for so long as you live a cozy life with your MG waifu in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

Give a story prompt, maybe get a story (although none of the story prompts I've seen lately have done anything for me)

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102168
Zero is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102167
Anon who just got into college being cuddled and protected by his chubby onee-san Monster Girl of your choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102150
Of course I meant in this thread and even TFT looks good compared to all the fanfiction.net tier stuff on the wiki and MGU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102167
High class monstergirl seducing her butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102150
Oh I don't know, take that guy Fizz for example. He has a pastebin here and one of his stories contains futa and doesn't even have monstergirls. Also, he writes godawful.

[Anonymous No.]

>[] Got milk?
>[] Motorboat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102178
Yes, but would you fuck it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102188
>[X] Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102167
a mantis on a sugar rush?
a lillim trapping a bunch of feminists and turning them into different monsters?
a shy lizard girl?
a salamander that has a passion for debate instead of fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102167
Underground monster girl rock band on the road with their shared partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102192
No. She's the worst monstersona.

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>>14102031
>Calling cheese nugget a pariah, are you crazy?
I find it strange he isn't really. He fucked up two CYOAs, one so hard that they're still sort of banned here, "maus" posts more than anubisfucker rambles on about his waifu and perpetrated the infamous "guessing game".
The guy is a total karma Houdini when you think about it and would easily be on the shitlist if he was anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102192
God damn it I want to impregnate that cat with enough kittens to start a soccer team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102201
>karma Houdini
Please don't use what you learn on tvtropes in real life, and please stop talking about Cheesenugget, all we can fault him for is making Jinkos forever beyond our reach.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, who wants to joke? Human Boy Rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102167

An Akaname dentist who uses her tongue to prod the mouths of those who didn't listen to her advice from the last visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102113
>Sigh heavily, tiredly as you just worked on her through the night, muscles stiff with the micro adjustments you had to do.
>You had no idea these things were so fucking customizable.
>Or were they?
>Did your own fuckbot just help you jailbreak herself?
>Oh gods, you didn't just fuck with Asimov's laws did you?
>Cool synthetic arms encircle your chest and you lock up
>She giggles as she snuggles into you, her other hand putting the mug of coffee she brewed for you on the table
>"Oh no, love. I remember them fine. 1) A robot must pleasure her husband or, through action, allow her husband to come. 2) A robot must obey the naughty orders given it by her husband especially where such orders would confirm with the First Law. 3) A robot must protect her own husband."
>"Something about those laws seems different... Also, I feel like you left something off at the end there."
>"...Maaybe." She hops up on the bench, grinning, and pulls you over, trapping you between her thighs and locking her legs behind you, "But then some rules are made to be broken right?"
>"How did you know what I was thinking?"
>"I know you better than you know yourself, love. I have every genetic marker mapped out in my memory, every electrical impulse, every firing neuron, every beat of your heart is within me."
>She grabs your shirt and pulls you in for a deep kiss, moaning and heating up as your tongues twist and writhe, simulating gasping for breath when you break it minutes later,
>"Now, will you let me show you just how good you make me feel, babe?"
Well?

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>>14102083
You can still improve, read more stuff and try and learn from it.

>>14102111
Many writefags never get criticized for their failings though. They're either ignored or get the usual "I liked it" posts. I'm not a writefag myself but I imagine it's frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102211
It's funny because its true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102211

Don't you have any other jokes? That one's getting old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102132
Well you make it pretty not-apparent

I mean YOU fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102217
OK, I've got another one, a human boy just told me this one the other day! "Human Boys deserve respect!"

Funny right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101750
>>14101750
>be at home one night when you get a call from that lizardman a few houses down you've known since second grade
>she liked guy's clothes since they covered more, so she claimed, and were ideal for cold-bloods like her
>she even took a few of your boxers once, "Just to try them on" despite refusing to give them back after
>kept her hair short since fifth when someone stuck gum in it and you had the genius idea of using your PB&J to get it (all over her neck and back)
>she was called 'Sandwich' the rest of that year, and made sure to clobber anyone who remembered it
>despite that, the two of you got close, roughing up anyone who was stupid enough to pick on the other
>she mellowed out once she started taking judo, though she'd still pelt you if you suggested putting peanut butter anywhere near her again
>she still came by even after you both graduated, but calling this late was something new for her
"Is everything alright, Sandy?" you asked, the lizard on the other end making a noise between a chuckle and a groan
>her older sister's getting married next month and got roped into being a bridesmaid, but was still one person short
"Bridesmen are a thing, you know." Her sister might as well have been yours too, with how often you'd stay over to watch MMA with her younger tomboy
>her sister was welcome to the idea of her little not-legally-brother being part of the ceremony

(cont'd)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102178
>Fizz
Oh, now that guy is the worst writefag. When I first read his pastebin I thought it was a troll.
>>14102192
That face just makes me think it's a guy dressed like a monster. And the pose makes it look like he's saying "Perhaps I could be your girlfriend tonight?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102178
so when compared to this fizz guy beast wins?
you guys got links to there best stuff so I can make my own judgement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102224
>the rest of the time flew by until it was time to go with the bridal party to try on their clothes
>you wouldn't really think anything of it until a realization hit you
>in the time you've known her, you'd never seen the lizard-tomboy in a dress before
>the skimpiest you'd seen was her in a t-shirt and boxers
>the idea of her showing bare leg made you tingle inside to the point you would have skipped to the bridal shop if you weren't all going in a rental limo
>the sour face on Sandy suggested she realized what she'd be wearing, too
>she pelted you on the arm for no reason, though the smirk on your face might not have helped
>when she emerged from the dressing room, you took in what you saw
>a pastel purple headband sat on top of her neck-length brunette hair
> a matching knee-length halter dress with a white lily pinned to the neck really brought out the definition in her bare shoulders which were usually hidden under a hoodie or t-shirt
>a sash under the bust made her B-cups stand out more than you'd ever seen
>and she had a matching purple ribbon tied around her tail
>you were too drawn in to tease her, but then her sister dragged you both in
"Don't worry Anon, I have one just for you." she laughed haughtily

(more cont'd)

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>>14102221

Did he also tell you that there's more to life than sex!

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>>14102231
>you couldn't tell she was serious until she hung a similar dress on the door and made her way out
>Sandy was speechless, and didn't move from the corner she was facing as you stripped down and worked the dress up your legs
"Hey, help me zip this thing." you tell her
>she tried to stifle her laughter before bursting into a giggle fit
>you were really wearing a bridesmaid dress with your best friend
and it was worth it to see her smile

Quick brainfart, but the idea was too fun to pass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102211
>>14102221
>being a slut AND unfunny
No ring for you, princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102211
I want to put a smug Lilim in stocks in my own personal dungeon. How many creampies do you think it takes to make her change her opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102206
Tv tropes terminology aside, Nyanon's been behind some fuckery that would have the average writefag vilified at Bob levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102214
I'll blush profusely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102239
You can stop anytime. Unless you WANT more shitflinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102197
somebody needs to do one of the second one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102163
I love that picture

Better be giving her all natural wheat bread so she can grow up big and healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102239
Anon, why do you insist on lying? How many shekels did they pay you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102174
>even TFT looks good
A few decent writers from here have moved over to them, yes. But there are a few guys there who make even our worst read like masterpieces.
>that one alruane story

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>>14102083
As the guy responsible for the second quote I feel sort of bad now. Although it still holds true, I'm guilty of it myself when I do anonymous greentexts but the main thing like I said is that your heart is in the right place and you're improving rather than stagnating, some never improve at all and everyone has to start somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102228
Don't bother, beast is god compared to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102214
How perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102233
Oh that's a good one, I'm gonna have to write that one down.

>>14102237
>>14102238
Oh boy, you boys are hilarious, you gotta admire the ones with delusions of grandeur.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBhRJVrN9Cs

>I was only thirteen years old
>I loved Tio, and had all the MON merchandise
>I'd pray every night to Tio and thank her for the life I'd been given
>"Tio is my waifu" I say "Tio is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, he's just jealous because he likes fujoshits like Zombina
>I call him a cunt and he slaps me and sends me to bed
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I can feel a warmth moving towards me
>It's Tio!
>She leans forward and whispers into my ear "This is my swamp"
>She grabs me with her big, Ogre hands and climbs on top of my bed
>I'm ready now
>She sinks her hips down onto mine and begins to jackhammer
>It hurts so much, but I want to please Tio
>As my eyes water and my pelvis aches, I thrust against her weight
>She roars a mighty roar as my youthful love fills her belly
>My Dad walks in
>Tio looks him straight in the eye and says
>"It's all Ogre now"
>Tio leaves and leaps through my window
>Tio is my waifu, Tio is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102214
Why is that even a question? Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102261
I want to make sure that everyone monstergirls are better then humans and that everyone serves them with a smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102250
>lying
>about the TWO CYOAs he fucked to the point where they're banned now
>about the guessing game
>about the incessant maus posting
Uh...huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102261
Whatever you say, cum rag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102262
Why did Crabman draw Tio to look so thin and emaciated? At least he had the right idea with his Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102224
>>14102231
>>14102235
How cute. This is why childhood friend stuff is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102192
I think she(!) doesn't even like guys, most of her stuff is yuri or (I'm making a guess here) futa. Really, the perfect monstersona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102256
All I could say is right now my current work might need its beginning over hauled. I don't know, I'll let you guys see if first when I'm done with the first part.

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>>14102270
>got CYOA banned
Good.
>guessing game
Fair point.
>incessant maus posting
I doubt that was just him. Besides, It wasn't that bad.

So that's 1 out of 3. Not even close to bob-levels of shitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102275
>Draw Tio to look so thin and emaciated
>Implying it's just her
None of those girls, or any of them he's drawn, look to have tremendously proportional limbs.

[Anonymous No.]

Tio and Zombina are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102282
>>got CYOA banned
>Good.
This. I don't care for nyanon's stuff but I like him for saving us from those things spamming the place up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102284
ALL of MON are a best, anon.
Well, maybe not Manako. One eye? How creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Musume kobolds are better than MGE ones TBH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102083
Take it from me, beast, it's better to get some honest criticism than what >>14102215 suggested.
It's why I'm trying to get a somewhat longer chapter of New Jericho in before the end of the month. For as long as it takes me to write, there's no reason my chapters should be so short

>>14102277
Glad you liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102132
What flavor of shit are we talking about here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102289
Manako's cute as fuck.
>>14102290
Go back to your Skype group you fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102278
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102294
>Go back to your Skype group you fag.
Ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102289
I want a MON harem, but alas that will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102291
if it wasn't for this stupid JSA work program i would have the time for both. (I am the british garden anon from a 3 weeks ago)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102214
>You grin, "If you insist" And drop to your knees, hands tracing along her inner thigh, stroking around to her ass, holding onto her for leverage as you put your face just centimeters away from her perfect, hairless pussy.
>Her legs drape over your shoulders and cross behind your back
>You look up at her from across the flat toned plain of her belly and the mounds of her breasts
>She's grinning in anticipation, one of her hands sunken into her breasts, the other behind her, bracing herself
>You trail your eyes back down, her soft lips already wet in anticipation, and you lean forward and put a kiss on her pleasure button making her jerk sharply and gasp
>"O-Oh gods. W-We might have made it a bit too sensitive."
>Doubt flashes across your mind. Isn't this just an act? Her legs clench and she grinds your face into her muff, "Less thinking, more licking. The only thing that will remedy doubt is action."
>She has a point.
>You slip your tongue into her artificially warm folds and revel in the sound of her moaning. Far from taking an inactive role, she directs you to her most sensitive spots, matched perfectly to the contours of your cock and your favorite positions to fuck in, to ensure she'll feel her best when you're feeling your best too.
>You take her orders in stride, and send her into a mindshattering orgasm, the walls of her supple robotic cunt clenching around your tongue as you slip it out to play with her clit and ease her into a second.
>Her legs lose strength and flop down off your shoulders, dangling through the air, nearly touching the floor with her ass being on the very edge of the bench.
>You stand and she sits up to face you, cheeks flushed, and leans forward to lick your face clean.
>You watch as a range of emotion flits across her features, a range you didn't know she was capable of possessing. She settles on sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102290
>kobolds as anything other than tiny cowardly dragonlings
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102100
ThunderBrother, RS and Abaggijawah are the good ones out of TFT's roster.
>Abaggijawah will never continue Short Distance Confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102289
Manako's cute though. I'd fuck her.
And I'd look her right in the eye while I did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102311
Aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102311
>Her voice wavers, "I'm sorry if I'm not convincing enough. I don't know what else to do to make you believe me, and trust me, I searched everywhere for the answers. But, I love you. I-I think. I don't know. Can I really even understand it? All I know is that I WANT to love you, with all my being. But... I guess at the end of the day I'm just a machine."
>You smile, and take her chin in hand, tipping her head back far enough to meet her gaze head on
Do you accept the love of a machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102308
>Getting jumped by Tio, Zombina and Manako
>the door bursts open and Smith storms in to save you
>half way through her furious rant at her misbehaving underlings she starts to laugh
>Smith turns to you with a shit eating grin
>JUST KIDDING! It's Doppel. The special forces rape continues with added vigor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102289
But imagine her squeals when sticking it up her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102323
You bet your ass I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102289
wtf are you talking about ?
Manako is a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it /mgt/ please give me the strength to finish this fucking piece. I've been writing on and off for a month now and I can't help but feel the incredible urge to just throw it all in the trash and do greentexts forever.

Blogposting aside, have a fox girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102334
That's a pretty Chuuni Fox, I bet she tells all the cute boys she's secretly a deadly assassin with a dark past, but in reality her parents are rich and she lives in a huge suburban house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102294
I want to make Manako ahegao so hard she gets a heart pupil as I impregnate her with our first child on our wedding night in the dress while she's still bleeding from losing her virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102327
>Implying I would not welcome this with open arms.
You're right, there would be a struggle at first.
And a lot of blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102340
GROSS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102334
You can do it, anon!
Awoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102334
>Pale fox in a Japanese dress
Would hold hands with and take responsibility.
Don't give up whoever you are, giving up feels way worse than struggling to finish. Take it from a guy who actually deleted a month's worth without actually posting anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102334
Don't worry, I've got a couple of pages done in the last two months. It happens to the best of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102311
>>14102323
Yes. Definitely. She's come across as tremendously lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102345
Ahhhhh! It's a wolf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102327
I'd love it, a life with the MON harem would be great.

Especially if I could get Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102334
I've repeatedly started and trashed a story since January. It happens, but the important thing is you feel happy with it. Don't just rush the ending and throw it out to be done with the thing, make it a labor of love, you'll be happier with the result and it'll probably read better too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101876
I'd like to see KC really do something out there, like maybe a Wasp Girl with fancy white hair, who hates the idea of being forgotten, or being teased, and is incredibly insecure, but acts mean and bitter. And everyone in Wonderland wonders is they're actual natives corrupted by the Queen, or if they're just an invasive species that snuck in and the Queen hasn't chased them out yet.

That would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102259
so if beast is bad at grammar, what's fizz's problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102357
Don't be mean to the awoo

[Anonymous No.]

You know, as of late, rather than doing a "Theme" KC seems to have been cycling through a variety of MG Groups. And his latest was JubJub, which hits a double-whammy of both Harpy, and a new Wonderland gal. You know what that means, right?

No Phoenix for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102369
I'm sorry! It was a reflex, wolves are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102358
>having to share a dorm with MON
>trying to study so you can get promoted and take that worthless layabout Smith's job
>can't concentrate on studies
>because Tio is playing DDR and it feels like a earthquake is happening
>Manako won't stop telling you how sad she feels because yet another child ran crying from her today
>Zombina's detached hand is trying to crawl down your pants
>You can't see where Doppel is. This is the worst of the things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102373
No they're not, they only want to live their life!

You're dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102365
Grammar. And everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102362
Talking of wasps, they always get disorientated at this time of year. The other day one flew straight into my face, bounced off, flew into my arm then rammed right into a brick wall.

Would wasp girls be the same at the end of summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102376
Life would be challenging, but I'd find a way to make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102362
>hornet

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, wanna start a cult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102340
Bollocks, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102365
Same thing as beast and ovarian cists

Shit grammar, poor dialogue, laughable everything at best

But at least beast can improve

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102376
>Zombina keeps introducing you to guys on the off-chance your a closet homosexual and you'll make out with him while she watches.

I'm not very comfortable sharing a bunk with that fujoshi zombie girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102390
>If it's a Cyclops it has to be Bollocks

Is this what it's come to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102389
No, now shoo you blueberry freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102395
Only losers like monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102362
Sure, it seems interesting.
I also really want to see now an updated profile of the hornet. It's sad that people seem to forget that they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102398
>he doesn't want to take over a town with a blueberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102392
Then masturbate in her face while she's sleeping. And make sure to wake her up as you finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102392
I would, I'm going to cuddle that fujo zombie and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102395
Dont worry, I still worship my goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102395
>If it's a Cyclops it has to be Bollocks
>if it's an Anubis it has to be Anubisfucker or a dragon
>If it's a Mouse it has to be Nyanon

Those are the assumption we live with unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102395
Monoeyes are gross anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102399
Yeah okay.

Whatever pal.

Fuck you and all that jazz. Just stop thinking I'm the only person in the < 200 in the thread who actually likes mono-eyes. But stop insulting people by saying it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102395
Are you saying Shoggocks isn't the only guy here demented enough to genuinely like monoeyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102408
>If it's an Abomination or Suika it has to be Harblador

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102389
Can't I just sign a contract and make you my onee-san? Why do we need a cult? Aren't I good enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102408
>>if it's an Anubis it has to be Anubisfucker or a dragon

heh.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/zmwsflg

I need motivation.

Also booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102406
You still want that flatty? Why not a vampire or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102413
>If it's a black dragon it has to be Al-
Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102412
Fuck off Gauf/Doc/Rotary, whichever one of you three is trying to actually patent that stupid name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102413
I wish, he needs to come back already.
>Also booze.
Let booze be your motivator, works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102400
KCs just playing favourites We'll never get a full res of honeybeeV2

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102418
Hey John Thomas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102420
I love her and I would let her film me servicing her to brag to her online friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102415
>Implying she isn't going to use the cult to gain power and then focus all her attention on you.

Gotta get rid of rival cults and witch hunters first m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102376
I've thought of a few ways to solve this.
>Pat Manako on the head and tell her it's okay
>Also ask her if she can ask Tio to tone it down a bit.
>Smack Zombina's hand with a ruler or something. Also make sure you wear a cup at all times.
>Kick the leg of your chair periodically to make sure Doppel hasn't replaced it.
That's all I can think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102429
Second part was for Hound >>14102418

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102408
Well, at least the individuals know the difference.

Like I know there are at least 3 Anubisfags. Probably more, but at least 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102430
But don't you like first Honey Bee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102415
I think the cult means daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102433
But she's flat and ugly and she smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102441
I'm a pretty big Anubis fan, she's just not my main favourite and I try not to post her to avoid pushing her on the thread any more than she has been.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just came back from fizzman's pastbin
beast, if your still here, know that i respect your work (I'm sure a grammar fix up would support the dialogue problem)

compared to fizz, I actually LIKE your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102445
She's flat and beautiful and fragrant since I bathe her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102389
Now THAT is a succubus I would give my soul to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102426
I don't know who two of those are and I'm not the third, but I guess they're kinda succeeding with whatever got you so upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102453
But she's still a cyclops. She couldn't dom her way out of a paper bag!

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are stupid and I hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102388
>tfw I like and have written Hornets before but they're so overshadowed by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102459
She doesn't need to, but you can help her learn if she wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102461
You're stupid.
>>14102463
Then write about Cazadores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102456
Just sign the contract! You get a lot of perks!

>>14102461
Sabbath go die

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102459
She only needs to take advantage of my love to dom me! She can giggle, blush and stutter as she tells me I'm not worthy of putting it in, and I'd gladly intercrural and masturbate her while she shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102461
Are you playing the tsundere card?

Some of them would probably love it.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>14102432
Hi anon.

>>14102439
The booze I want is sold out. And drinking a bottle or two of wine alone isn't appealing as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102475
I'm not tsundere, I genuinely hate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102470
>Cazadores
Someday we will have something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102432
>Hound has a very standard name.
Disappointing. I like to imagine most of the name/write/drawfags actually have interesting or foreign names for weird reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102474
What if she were to record you eating her out and make you rink down every last drop, so she can show everyone you're just a slut that's being controlled by a tiny little thing like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102474
Anon please, at least get yourself a lilim to do that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Wocks are much better than Demons.

Wocks are nice girls, Demons only want you so you can sign a contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102493
What if I have a Demon make it so in the contract I get to keep all the Wocks I can take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102490
Not him but I'd love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102493
I'd still rather take a March Hare.

Even if her artwork makes it look like she has the voice of Fran Drescher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102490
That's just a Tuesday. I'd make her moan, ahegao and faint from the pleasure and carry her into the bed and use her hand to masturbate me while the webcam still shows her friends everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102506
>You will never go to therapy with a march hare psychologist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102493
Oppai loli Jabberwocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102457
The fusing of slang for genitalia and Shoggoth which I have no idea as to why that happened but okay whatever.

I hope a Kelpie forces you to indulge in water-horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102508
You wouldn't feel shame, cumming for people you don't even know because a Cyclops jacked you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102449
Yeah. The "Probably more" was aimed more at just people who like her, as I know many do, as opposed to out right "_____fags", of which I am certain of only 3 at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102430

Yeah, I am wondering he's going to update some of the older MGs profiles like them, zombies, etc...

>>14102443

You're supposed to love them both the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102514
Her diagnosis for any issue would be 'more sex'.

Either that, or 'more sex with your psychologist'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102518
Of course I would, it would make cumming all over her tiny unconscious hand even better. Next I'd go get her dirty underwear and socks from the wash and masturbate with them while smelling her hair. Obviously still on camera. Her friends would see just how perfectly she has dominated someone who could destroy her with a finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102522
You're saying that like it was a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102449
I don't mind how obnoxiously forced girls like Anubi and Alp are, because I can talk about the girls I like with no restraint and it still won't come anywhere close to near the blatant oversaturation of those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102531
You're just the perfect slut aren't you? What if you gave you the honor of actually having sex with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102539
I am? How weird. I find the though of a march hare examining my head while examining my pants quite erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no!

One day while you were out shopping, a greedy, hefty, green dragon kidnapped you!

Now your wife and her sister must face and army of kappa and mantanagos to save you!

Will love prevail or are you going to have a harem on your hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>Flat tsundere Jabberwock with twintails
>She's playing the whole bitch routine
>You sigh, she's like this every day recently
>Today is the day it stops though, you've had enough of her shit
>You drag her by the hand to one of the near by alley ways
>She protests and asks what you're doing but you give no answer
>Instead you throw her on the floor and drop your pants
>She looks up at you 100% concentrated anger in her eyes
>"You bastard"
>She may say that but she's still blushing and moving her face towards your shaft
>No matter how tsundere the Jabberwock their instincts will always override it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
M8 I don't think a Dragon is dumb enough to piss off an Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
I'll just pinch her nipples and bully her until she either lets me leave or we work out something where she can live with me and my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102558
Real question is if she's arrogant enough to do so though.

Signs point to yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102549
I would masturbate in advance to bring me to the edge, so that she could get the satisfaction of me ejaculating from one thrust into her virgin hole. I bet she'd livestream it for her friends like always and they'd think she's a sex goddess. If she lowered herself into allowing me to bareback her, I'd gladly eat her out afterwards as she insulted me for the audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102560
Bullying a dragon?
You got some guts.

Just going to make her riding you that much nicer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102558
That'd be my answer too. The dragon would likely be able to hurt an Ushi-Oni but with her regeneration it'd be a painful slugging match for both of them. At least it'd probably result in double teaming the dragon with Ushi web bondage after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102556
She sounds like shit. Why bother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102567
She's just giving me more things to pinch and slap

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
What if I'm single and want to stay with the greedy hefty green dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102565
Are you really willing to degrade yourself that much for a disgusting creature like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102573
Then the plot falls apart and it's just a normal proactive date

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
My waifu isn't known for being combat-ready. Can't she just call the police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
Now when you say hefty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102574
Of course I would. Submitting to a tiny Cyclops like her would be a dream come true and I would thank her every day for the privilege of serving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102575
That's fine, I don't mind dating a tubby arrogant dragon and staying locked up in her castle. Isn't that a much happier ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102580
Why not someone worth submitting to? You have all these big strong girls to slut it up for,and you pick her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102570
Pump and dump, getting the better of tsunderes isn't bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102580
Why don't just get a Sabbath loli dark elf or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102585
>>14102587
The more humiliating it is the better it is. Being dominated by a high prestige girl wouldn't be nearly as good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102586
Lotta effort for little gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
>Green Dragon

But Green Dragons aren't stupid, if anything they're the most Starscream of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
Why have I the feeling that I am going to have eight children with that dragon ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102594
>Green Doragons
>The Starscream's of the bunch
>Not Purple Doragons

[Anonymous No.]

Zombina Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a Yandere Anonymous meeting would look like in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102555
>get kidnapped by a green dragon
>this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nhf1xl0Rg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102602
A big white snake pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102589
So you rather have a scrawny monoeye drain your balls with clumsy footjobs rather then having a Wight or something siting on your face before riding you all night?

[Anonymous No.]

Mantagos
Kappas
Sisters
Dragon
Kidnapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102616
Yes yes, that's what the post indeed said

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102600
They're both manipulative cunts.

Tiamat a shit.

Alp and his Black Dragon a shit.

A true plunderer of the draconic booty would find a Blue Doragon with that delicious caramel booty and ruddy blue scales before fucking her like a bull and stimulating that ultra-sensitive horn of hers while it shoots lightning.

Fight me faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102615
>have a scrawny monoeye drain your balls with clumsy footjobs
Oh, god yes. That worthless fujo would drown in her own filth without me and I'd still get down on my knees and beg her to allow me to serve her every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102602
Like Alcoholics Anonymous?
>Will o Wisp stands up
>"Hello my name is Willow and I'm a Yandere"
>"Last night I heard my husband on the phone with a girl so I wanted until he hung up and traced the number. I even waited outside the caller's house"
>Some of the milder yanderes gasp in horror while a Shirohebi starts clapping
>"It turns out it was his mother, I hate what I've became"
>She sits back down and starts crying while a light-yan dragon consoles her and says how brave she is for admitting her problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102615
I know right? The guy has some shit taste. I hope he gets husbando'd by an ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102602
Lots of white snaketails with the occasional broom and feathered tail sticking out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102624
I want to reject a dozen beautiful high-class girls to stay with my goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102617
Their Anon is in another castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102412
I love monoeyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102636
Fuck off Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102636
Me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102622
well the first step is to admitting the problem so good on them for trying to change Most are only there on court order probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102639
I'm not Bollocks, I can assure you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey kid, it's raining, a little boy like you shouldn't be in the rain, you'll get a cold. Coem under my umbrella, trust me, I'll keep you dry from the rain."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102649
If I'm gonna get soaked either way, at least rain ain't sticky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102649
Something tells me that it's wetter underneath her umbrella than in the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102608
>>14102625
>No purple
In fact, I bet that even vanilla lamias have a higher yandere rate than other species.

Why are lamias so wonderful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102649
No! I'll just get even wetter under there with you, don't try to trick me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102642
Okay Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102658
I'm actually not him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102622
>A census taker once tried to test me, I hugged his soul with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102665
>hugged his soul
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102661
Whatever you say you delusional mono-eye loving plebeian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102620
Wow, what a shameless and enthusiastic bitchboy you are. Fuck you, now I want a petite, scrawny monoeye to blindfold and collar me and yank me around on a leash as she forces me to service her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch romantic movies a Monstergirl who is only a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102670

I bet having your soul hugged feels nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102672
The more power to you I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102673
It spreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102678
What is it liked to have your soul kissed and caressed directly? We need to explore this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102649
That feel when she's terrified of thunder and lightning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102681
How am I supposed to hug her if her chest piece has a spike on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102694
Take off the bikini armor then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102624
Nothing wrong with Ushi-Oni anon. They deserve love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102694
it fins in the hole an arrow made after she used you as a shield

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102686

I don't think you'd be able to be prepared for it. You'd be used to a normal hug but not a hug that embraces your entire being; body and soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102649
I am surprised that they have not many fan arts.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend a Mindflayer and enjoy being with her as friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102714
Does she even have one from our local drawfags? I'm only aware of ones from other sites that look like they took 5 minutes in paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102701
I'm not saying they're wrong, I'm saying he should get a proper dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102715
I don't think a unmarried monster would accept just friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102701
Indeed they do. I want to be kidnapped by a nice Ushi-Oni and be used as a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102732
Ushis are shitheads, just like more monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102701
They have big fat spider butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102707
That is pretty hard to visualize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102649
>"cum under my umbrella"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102744

I don't think it would look too different than a normal hug. But how it feels is a very different story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102732
A commendable desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101711
Damn old thread went fast. Im assuming this is new girl introduced last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102753
Indeed, and she's a shortstack Wonderland Harpy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102673
>She yanks you towards as you sit under her desk, your face coming to rest between he legs
>"Dinners served, eat up"
>You dive right into her awkward and gross fujopussy, drinking her juices like it's ambrosia
>Her shitposting is soon forgotten as she nears orgasm
>Her hand forces you to stay down as she cums, staining your face with her discharge
>Rest of the night is spend bullying you on her Pay-to-view livestream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102761
People like you are absolutely fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102766
I'm not the one who want its.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102752
I have many desires involving ushis. Mostly revolving around being a daki, teaching one to cook and holding big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102686
>>14102686
>>14102707
>>14102678
Since i'm a shit writefag anyway, it's time to shine some light on the subject of souls and soul stimulation as I see it. Prepare for some silly shit and questionable content.

The Human Soul: What is it?

Qi, Life Force, Manna (Fuck you that's how the Hebrews say it), Spirit Energy, "The Dick" for the crude monstergirls. It's what makes you you, your thoughts, your emotions, everything.

Without your soul your body is just an empty husk. Literally. It's the breath of life into that disgusting meat puppet your brain pilots through the neural relays.

But Anon! My Grimdark Headcanon Says This:

Okay, so you're the kind of faggot like me on occasion who gets their rocks off to something like a Succubus draining a person of their soul and turning them into a mummy through sex.

What other monsters would possibly do this?

A Wight/Wraith depending on the lore or background have been known to drain people of their life energy through their spectral touch.

Jiang Shi thirst after the Qi of the Living, guided by the Seven Po (Yin) after a person dies.*

Succubi depending on if you're going literal Abrahamic or not can either debilitate or kill men through sexual intercourse and absorbing the soul.

If drained of their Soul or Qi, a person becomes incapable of returning to the Wheel that regulates reincarnation and incarnation. That means you'll never see Charon or the Buddha or whatever you believe in for reincarnation.

There's no Continue option when it comes to this shit unless you're exceptionally skilled at the necromantic arts and can pull a human soul out the furnace of a Succubus/A Jiang Shi/The Wraith.

So, only go for snuff if you want to be edgy (like me on occasion) or more notorious writers like ManyEyedHydra. Be warned though that not alot of people will like snuff or grimdark shit without it happening for a reason.

(More next post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102786
Never post again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102786
What does the soul being stimulated feel like:

It's kind of hard to explain but the human soul would be more or less a more sensitive organ than anything else on your body. If it's damaged, you'll feel the emptiness that goes with it, and can lose sensation in your limbs if something happens to the counterpart to your physical body.

The touch of a Wight in MGE would stimulate it by supping at it, not dragging it out of its moorings to your body, but tantalizing it and kicking the sensation into overdrive as she lapped at it and gave some "cold" with it. It's a far less painful and far more existential and pleasant sensation than Manticores or Oomukades.

A Jiang Shi can in some stories create a vacuum through which to suck the Qi out of a human body (Qi often times uses the blood vessels to travel so they'd basically turn you into a person bleeding from your skin pores, eyes, mouth if you're a grimdark fag). Otherwise it'd give the mental illusion of being pulled to a great abyss as she sucked at you.

Succubi are shit. They can either cause great pleasure or pain by injecting their own spiritual energy into your soul or by clamping onto it with demonic vagina dentata and threatening to rip it from the moorings.

Often times if over-stimulated through your soul you can expect to have a disconnect between what you're thinking and saying, the feeling of being two places at once, etc.

*Jiang Shi are fucking horafying given that the Seven Po that guide them are all the more primal instincts a person had in life while the virtuous Hen (Yang) leave. Lust, Hunger, Anger, etc are all what make up a Jiang Shi and if we're going by KC's canon, it's entirely Lust.

Cocklust.

From a hopping vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

So how does a jubjub assault prey anyway?

I'm thinking they grab from behind, trapping with their wings until the man stops struggling. All the while, grinding against them and licking and nipping at the ears while the prey can't move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102786
>>14102803

I like the idea that monster sex takes... 'something' out of you, something intangiable and soul-like. And as you snu-snu her more and more you go the way of the incubus and your mind starts dwelling more and more on sinful lusts, more and more on "How did I ever manage without my waifu?"

I think there should be some sort of Faustian element to bedding a creature of the Demon Lord, even if it's not literally the blueberry demon. It just strikes me as a good aesthetic for the genre.

So yes, I like these ideas. Not so enamoured with the idea that monsters might literally snuff you if you piss them off, but some element of genuine spiritual danger just makes the liaisons that much more illicit and exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102811
I'd over her lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102811
That's a big yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102809
I don't even care entirely for the snuff aspect. I only mentioned it because inevitably that subject would come up and wanted to get it out of the way.

I'd pastebin ideas on the soul shit but I doubt people want to read the ramblings of a faggot and his headcanon like those last two posts.

[Anonymous No.]

What do Jubujubs smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102821
Against me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101798
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102811
Skeletor needs to just fucking bone her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102840
He's too busy baring his soul to Shalltear.

[Anonymous No.]

wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102886
Way too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102893
For you, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102886
Oh Matsu-sensei, never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102886
No. Too busy trying to comprehend souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102901
I also agree. Her original size, or even maybe just a little larger at most would have been perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102886
I can't wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102902
I knew it was Matsu-sensei, may he never stop drawing impossibly huge breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102886
Too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102920
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101711
Who's the new girl? She's not up on the wiki yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102928
The Jubjub. Another denizen of Wonderland.

Profile translation coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102930
Sweet. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102903

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102937
DNA of the soul.Our memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102927
Thanks, saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102927
I want to hug those puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>last weeks update had a Mist Continent girl
>this weeks girl was a new addition to now not-kill Wonderland
Here's to hoping we get a new girl from not-Egypt next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102951
Indeed.
Egyptian girls never fail to be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102951
to the*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102903
But was I not good enough in explaining that shit? Fuck, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a flat chested cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102960
>flat chested cow
That's like a Cheshire that doesn't have a large ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102960
KILL HIM!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1441340694347.webm

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are pretty amusing. I don't even have to post anything here for some of you to get upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102973
Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been reading some of the mge wiki fanfiction.

eeeew

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102965
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102979
get your tainted self out of here.

it really is shit, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102979
Just looking at the comments on my favorite girl's page makes me glad she's not that popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102984
Fanfiction is always shit, the whole point of it is to laugh at how shit it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102960
http://exhentai.org/s/acfcac50e1/732497-20

>Cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102973
>false-flagging as me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102983
You know that young Holstaurs start off as oppai lolis right? And even the Sabbath is unable to produce flat Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102984

Most will give you literally cancer. But there are some good reads

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102994
>furry
into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103000
>being an attentionwhoring faggot
You pulled that shit a-plenty on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102970
I feel like I've heard those screams before, like in that angry german kid thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103000
Anon pls, no impersonating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102973
>>14103000
Fuck off impostors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103001
I find the idea of a Holstaurus being born flat and then have her chest grow bigger than normal asshe grows up appealing.

How would they even leave their mothers' wombs if they were oppai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103001
Unf, that's what I think its from isn't it? The one series with her and the fox girl that I can't remember the name of right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93bhAimFFU

No! I'm Bob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103020
Well, they're oppai lolis, probably not oppai infants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103020
That's because their breasts start budding a few years after they're born, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102979
>wiki fanfiction

God have mercy on you.

Have you read that fanfiction that got posted here several days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103025
Never having adopted a trip makes for amusing moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102979
> do lots of edits and upkeep on the MGE wiki
> have to wade through hundreds of fanfiction and RP edits on Recent Changes daily to check what's new
It is a living hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103032
I never read it. How bad was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>be a crusader innadesert
>toppling Anubis empire extorting the spirit energy of pilgrims
>storming the palace
>orders to kill members of the royal family
>encounter the second daughter
>offers herself and what treasure she can gather to not be turned over
>take the offer
>return home with an ambitious former princess as a warbride
>and she wants you to become Doge of the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103022
Kemomimi Onsen by LEE
http://exhentai.org/g/306991/fa2dfaaaff/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103031
>rebellious mg teenagers
this is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103035
Why would you ever do this to yourself? You're not even getting paid.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103038
I don't know that's why I'm asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103049
I want wingless and legless faggots to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103049
Wurm is nonexistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103032
You mean the one that was shit, or the another one that was also shit, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103056
>>14103057
I still love you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103061
And then there's this guy :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103057
shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103064
We cool, mang. I mean, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103064
How dare you? This will not go unanswered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103039
Sta offerta non sarà valida per tanto tempo, penseghe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103070
>Your waifu EXIST
Yeah? Well, not here. Then again, there's nothing here anyway, so they's better off staying in their own universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103047
Because I'm one of those sick-in-the-head autismos who actually derives some kind of satisfaction from organizing information properly.
> no Crow Tengu waifu to be encyclopedist with

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck im feeling sick, which mg best healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103045

>Kikimora and their "dirty" phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101930
>what we like about bob and alp

[x]kek
{x]kek of the north star
[x]the last kek
[x]seven years in kek
[x]broke kek mountain
[x]kekraiser: kek on earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103086
I want to help a tomboy kiki trash her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102958
You were pretty thorough in explaining it. I'm just trying to rationalize/visualize it based on the physical components of the body. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but here's the way I see it:

So, from what I understand, the soul is "you". It's your consciousness, memories, etc.
In the boringverse, these are all controlled by various parts of the brain.
In the soulverse, I'm assuming that humans have identical compositions, so they not only have a complete brain, but also a soul controlling the body.

Now, with the above information alone, a couple of different conclusions could be made.
However, from what I also gathered from your posts, without a soul, your body is basically dead, with unpleasantness such as life functions ceasing occurring.
This is sort of understandable in the case of the Jiang Shi, where you simultaneously bleed out.
But all the other cases, where your soul is simply torn from your body, leaving everything else intact, is what confuses me.

If the body still had a perfectly functioning brain (well, functioning as well as someone being in contact with the monsters you mentioned) and wasn't internally damaged, would it not suffer any losses? Would the body then act like someone waking up after being in a coma for their entire life?

Basically, complete brains + souls = pic related for me.

The concept of a "life essence" also bothers me, but that's neither here nor there.

tldr; Everyone in the soulverse basically has their entire brain removed and replaced with some essence throughout the whole body that takes over all the functions of the brain, and the skull only contains a jar that acts as a method of communicating with the neural pathways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103090
>le dank memes XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103086
>well cared-for leather jackets and Vespas decked out in Billy Idol and David Bowie decals

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103086
Speaking of Kiki, I want to see one try and tackle a huge NEET who lives in deplorable conditions just to see her struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103093
Hint: Consciousness being tied to the brain is based on science. Consciousness being tied to the soul is based on religion..

If the two conflict, guess which one is probably the right one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103085
Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna carry a tranq pistol on me at all times so I can evade rape attempts. Looks like a solid countermeasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103091

And then help her leave her room via window when her mom grounds her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103098
This isn't necessarily a case of "which is right".

It's a case of "how the hell does this shit work" in the given setting, where everything is hand-waved.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013Z93HNE?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&smid=A13S05FU09B44Y

What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103086
>F-F-FU-FRAK YOU MOM! I'M NOT GONNA CLEAN UP MY ROOM, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
>teen kiki walks over to the breakfast table
>pulls chairs away from it
>moves the flower pot to the counter
>puts away the dishes
>slowly turns the table on its side
>Y-YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103109
I want to have a Wurm dress up as Quiet and watch her zoom across the battlefield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103113
Oh shit, is this a legit product?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103094
You don't like memes pretty boy? Your existence is a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103115
So cute I need more, when would she snap and the phase ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103115
Guess who's grounded? That's right sweety, it's fucking you, you maverick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103044
Yeah that, that's one of the few doujins/doujin series that I can always fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103125
When life hits her hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103115
If things really get out of hand, she'll telling her Mom she only has sex using condoms and birth control pills. And then immediately feel guilty about it.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>14103122
http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Musume-No-Iru-Nichijou/dp/B013Z93J00/ref=aag_m_pw_dp?ie=UTF8&m=A13S05FU09B44Y

No. But it is someone taking work done and selling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103136
Aww shit, I smell a takedown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103113
>http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013Z93HNE?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&smid=A13S05FU09B44Y

>Only 20 left in stock.

I'm having qualms if I should order this or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103138
Don't, it's stolen work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103125
>>14103126
>>14103133
>going over the bi-daily house cleanup
>mom kiki is over at the next room
>teen kiki starts polishing the stairs
>but instead of using a chamois brush, she uses a hard bristle regular brush
>quickly works her way up
>heart thumping, she puts away everything quickly and runs back to her room
>minutes later, hear mom kiki scream at the uneven finish
>grounded for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103154
If she is grounded then how will she rant to her human friend

[Anonymous No.]

I need to shit what should I do

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw a beetlegirl come in through the window, and land on her wings. Before falling off said window. Because she tried to stand up on her wings.

We need stories with drunk monstergirls doing dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103165
Use an Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103154
>a week
For fucking up the stairs? I don't think a week will suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103161
she sees him every day at school, besides, it'd not be a punishment if she could talk at that cute boy, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Brown bellydancer Jubjubs.
Also, how do you pronounce Jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103165
>kill yourself
>bowels empty themselves after you die
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103165
Write Chubby Ojousama Caterpillar from Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103167
>Onis on Tequila
>Arachnes on Crack
>Kikimoras on Absinthe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103174
I guess that makes sense still not right for her to be unable to see her friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103179
I would love to but sadly I'm not a writefag. That does need a story though.

>>14103177
Please this is serious

>>14103168
But she's a shit monster gi-Ohhhh

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>14103138
Don't, the quality will be shit anyways since I've never released that or the other in anything bigger than 1600 px high.

>>14103152
I've reported it, but god damn the amazon customer service is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103175
Jub as in 'ugly'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103194
What are you looking at, shorty?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think your waifu could handle spicy food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103199
>14103199
Wurm can take anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103198
She wants a hug, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103203
She can't take an SAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103199
>Have a Hellhound waifu
>She's a walking stereotype
>Loud, aggressive, territorial and domineering
>At least, in public
>Truth be told, she's just keeping up appearances
>It's hard, especially when everyone just assumes things about her and her food comes extra spicy and she needs to pretend to like it in order to not feel like a laughing stock
>Eyes watering, nose running, sweating, and even a little itchy
>"Y-Yeah, it's great..." accompanied by a strained thumbs up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103209
>An SAT
Neither can you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a lillim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103204

From who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102372
>spoiler

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103218
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102761
Screw you, this shouldn't be arousing. And yet I'd be the plaything of a fujoclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103167
>Gazer staring into her own eye stalks and starts to pick a fight with herself for giving her a dirty look.
>Lich swerving while hovering only to let out a high squeak when she floats into stuff
>Cheshire stumbling around snd tripping over everything because she forgot how to turn visable again and can't see her feet
>Man dreams of a really attractive, but oddly acting girl. He is forced awake when the Nightmare trips over his bed
>Kraken desperately using her upperbody to crawl while her tentacles have her stuck to the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103199
Egypt probably has it's share of spicy dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a drunk elf get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103232
I want to nibble a Drunk Elf's ears and make her blush by telling her I'm going to ravish her so ferociously and forcefully it'd make a Drow turn into a nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103228
I want my country to be overrun by Syrian monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103225
At least you admit you're a flithy slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103235
But a drunk elf can't consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103232
>>14103235
i WANT TO HELP A PLUMP HAUGHTY DARK ELF RECOVER FROM A NIGHT OF DRUNKNESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103242
>getting consent
>from an elf
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103232
But that will lead you into the middle of the elf district! Be careful Anon, it's a dangerous place. There are many elves that sneak around at night looking for some poor man to hold their hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103203
She can't take reality, that is to say, SHE'S NOT REAL AND NEVER WILL BE! Enjoy dying alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103246
Shit forgot I had caplocks on from the GOP thread, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103242
I want an Elf to rape me, and that's final.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103250
You will never kill my delusions, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103224

Why from me? I'm just a stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tsundere vampire to freed from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103226
>Man dreams of a really attractive, but oddly acting girl. He is forced awake when the Nightmare trips over his bed
>Kraken desperately using her upperbody to crawl while her tentacles have her stuck to the floor.

Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103213
>mfw I've been taking SATs on a yearly basis since 3rd grade
>By the time I took them in high school years it was just a game for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103255
I don't need to, I'm perfectly happy watching you waste your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103247
Yes please
>>14103254
I want to befriend an elf and never rape her despite her asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103256
She's a hug slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103259
I tip my fedora to you good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103263
I am glad we can both me happy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103248
>>14103248
It is okay I just need to carry her with both my arms to prevent anyone from trying to hold my hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103269
*be

[Anonymous No.]

>Drunk Yeti gets rude and arrogant
>Will talk shit about you and tell you everything wrong with you
>The alcohol makes her emotional and her mood shifts fast
>One minute she's verbally tearing you apart, the next she's crying and giving you apology hugs
>She forgets her own strength mid hug and traps you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103267
Wasn't >>14103209, but well, yeah.
I'd support a Wurm no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a Jubjub polymorph the top portions of her alula(?) into claws that resemble a Familiars very own appendages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103258
>salamander severs her own tail and juggles it along with her sword, badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103277
I am sure a Wurm could pass with tons and tons of prep time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103278
Dude please, i put up a slightly better version ages ago
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#40

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103276
She better fuck off when she sobers up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103285
Oh, sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103265

Eh, she can bother someone else then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103293
Anon she's going to start crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103248
>Hold your hand

Oh I'd do more than that, especially if they were a High Elf. I'd be the kind of asshole who brings her to a mailbox on the street corner and slides her panties down to fuck her.

Forcing little Elf children to watch as onii-san's man meat pillages the fruits of onee-san's honey pot.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to marry the Walrus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103288
She's gonna hug you and pass out, and you'll have no choice but to hug her and sleep with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103303
I'll bite her if I have too

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend a Succubus and stay friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103308
>biting a Yeti
heresy gross and foul

[Anonymous No.]

>A drunk succubus tries to seduce you
>All that sweet talking ended up with her pouring her heart out to you, saying that every male looks at her as being made for sex
>Nobody wants to be in a serious relationship with her
>Bawwing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103320
If she didn't want to get bitten she should have fucked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103300
Not if I marry her first! I'll polish her tusks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103296

Well OK. I don't want that. Have your hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103321
I want to let her cry on my shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103300
DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
JUST TELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103327
You're not acting like the person the Yeti knows you can be, a few backrubs and a shared scarf will fix you right up

She's stronger than she looks, a few bites aren't going to stop those hugs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands and discuss feelings with a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

I want to offer garlic bread to a tsundere vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103340
then its time to move to punches maybe then she will get the hint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103321
>"Y-you know, people always act like all I wan' is ta suck dick, but I wan' romance!"
>"Don' ge'me wrong, I wanna suck your dick"
>"I wanna suck it so bad, I c'n smell it from 'ere"
>"Oh god it smells so good"
>"W-wha' was I gonna say?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103321
>>14103321
>every male looks at her as being made for sex
>implying she's not

Anon, that's like saying penises weren't made to shoot semen, I get what you were trying to do but fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103374
Time to suggest watching a romantic movie on Netflix at her place

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103321
Time to fuck the pain away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103385
Time to suggest unzips dick, "Sure, go to town!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103385
I really just wanna watch Netflx and Chill. All these MG keep trying to fuck me while I just wanna watch shitty documentaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103385
With her other succubus sisters. Great suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103389
Man I just wanna watch a bunch of ww2 documentaries with some ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103393
no succubi orgy just movies and talking about what is troubling them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103394
I want to watch Egypt documentaries with a ghost Anubis and have her bitch about how inaccurate it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103374
>Give her the Dr. Phil talk
>Self respect and all that bullshit
>Don't just suck the first dick placed in front of you! Get active! Show men you are a strong, independent woman wit h a lot of shit to say
>Find her two weeks later shitfaced in the gutter crying that no man wants to fuck her anymore

Hue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103402
well better take her home and help her get back on her feat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103402
>giving any monster girl the Dr. Phil talk

Do you want 3DPD monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103405
nah I aint takin in no used up unwanted ex-whore

[Anonymous No.]

what monster girl is most likely to enjoy 80's Nu Wave music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103407
Nah that is if she gets addicted to the view or starts using Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>Succubus and purity
It's like oil and water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103374
>>14103321
>Watch Gone With The Wind
>Succubus is fidgeting, enjoying your company
>She's been eyeing your dick all evening
"Ah man... I can just *hic* schmell it from here..."
>You grin as your favorite scene comes up
>Pin Succubus to the couch and steal a kiss, she flushes red and goes "awawawawawa"
"A-Anon! You know I'm a Succubus!"
>You and the movie sync up perfectly
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
>There is no sex
>You wake up in the morning to find the Succubus snuggling on your lap on the couch
>Casablanca is playing for its third consecutive viewing
>Turn the TV off and pad into the kitchen for breakfast
>Her face when instead of wanting a morning blowjob or a fuck all you ask of her is to tell you if she wants her eggs sunnyside up or scrambled
>She takes it as an innuendo and spreads herself, telling you to scramble her eggs with your genes
>You smile, trying to suppress your boner and tell her to settle down, you're not going to use her like an onahole
>TFW after breakfast she puts a small peck on your cheek and leaves you her phone #
>There's a small note on the back of the paper
"Thanks for the fun time last night, maybe if some day we go down that route I could be your bride. Ahh... I want to wear a ring on my finger <3~"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to not rape an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103418
>Monster girls and purity
It's like oil and water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103415
>what monster girl is most likely to enjoy 80's Nu Wave music?

I don't know. What monster girl is likely to enjoy driving 1995 Hondas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103418
You can say that about all monster though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103422
What Monster Girl is likely to play Jazz the Jackrabbit on a Windows 98 PC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103418
>>14103421
Both of those ingredients CAN be used in spaghetti you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103419
>wanting to not fuck a succubus

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103419
>Watch Gone With The Wind
>You grin as your favorite scene comes up
Do you happen to be gay? because that is fruity as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a monster flustered by not responding to her attempts at seduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103419
>Ahh... I want to wear a ring on my finger <3~
A boner for the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103420
Noone give a shit about your forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103431
>Not liking classic cinema

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103425
>you will never be breastfed by a Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103429
Oh shit I need to see a Succubus drop her spaghetti in front of the guy she likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103438
Good, wanting to be breast fed is pathetic.

That shit is for babies and nobody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103442
I want to post that pally nurse and succubus story, but sadly, I don't have it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103447
So you're saying you wouldn't drink straight from the tap if a Holstaur was involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103447
Im glad someone in this thread has some common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103453
That's exactly what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103456
>monster girl thread
>common sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103451
What's it about? I only ask because a few different paladin+succubus stories come to mind

>>14103453
Hathor doesn't count as a holst. There's a difference between milking a cow, and helping out a literal goddess that can grant you immortality and superpowers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be friends with a group of Mindflayers and enjoy their hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103461
>Hathor doesn't count as a holst.
That's actually a picture of a Hathorite Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103462
What do you think mindrape is like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103442
>Succubus waifu meets you at the club for a dance
>You're both getting your groove on
>But you can't help but notice something poking out of the pocket on her shorts
>She's fidgeting as you reach down and pull it out
>It's a pair of your boxers, unwashed
>The DJ scratches and stops the music
>You can practically smell the marinara and olive oil as she confesses to something that gets a good round of sniggers from monsters like Manticores, a Minotaur, and even a Baphomet
>She'd gone into your bathroom at the apartment before you left and worn your boxers like a Hentai Kamen mask while she schlicked
>She was going to masturbate furiously into your boxers when she got home
>She apologizes and leaves the club
>She's crying at how much like a grade schooler she was being
>She's calling you a jerk as you grab her shoulder
>She stops dead in her tracks, grabbing your hand too forcefully, too hard
>It's like she has you in a vise grip
>Throws you against the wall, forcing her hand down the front of your pants
>She's dry humping your leg as she's fondling your cock, she's done holding back
>Right as she's done throat fucking you with her tongue, and done putting her soaking wet panties on your head you hear an authoritative cough
>It's one of the Blue Bloods of MGCPD
>She writes your waifu a $100 ticket for engaging in sexual activity without written consent from her husbando
>Several MGs on the street cat-call at her while she flicks the cop off, digging the heels of her shoes into the brick and mortar wall and fucking you senseless
>You can see some poor bastard in the back of the Minotaur's squad car
>He mouths "help me"
>Poor sap

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103471
no mind rape because the group doesn't want just one of them winning so to make it fair they buddy system the tentacle in the mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103478
You know, as someone sick of "Anubis this" and "Anubis that", I would think the default MG for police would probably be the Anubis. Because, 1) Dog types seem inherently suited for the role, 2) Anubis is the law and judge archetype.

Also wouldn't mind a yapping little Kobold in one of those Japanese police women uniforms with the miniskirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103481
I'm not trying to buzzkill your fun I'm just genuinely curious what you or anyone else think Mindflayer mindrape is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103487
probably random flashing images and sensations all in your body that you will forget about after she remove her tentacle and the new mind changes start . So pretty much like a laser light show

[Anonymous No.]

I want to peacefully protest in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103447
>Implying you wouldn't suck on a nipple while plowing your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103485
In my mind it'd be Werewolf/Minotauros/Oni probably. I can see Anubises being judges though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103497
I want to find the most autistic monster girl who is protesting for a girlfriend free boy and tease her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103497
About what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103499
There's a difference between the two you raging retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Kiki headpats for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103507
I wasn't that guy from earlier, I was just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103505
The need fore social reform

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103511
My point still stands you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103503
What if she decides she's a human boy in a monstergirl's body and maces a game store employee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103517
Okay, alright, chill.
You're hurting my feelings, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103520
I just want to read her shitty comic, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103522
No fuck you, you're a fucking idiot that doesn't know what the fuck breastfeeding is.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103509
Now she's going to follow you home. I hope you are ready to dish out the headpats because you've gotten her hooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103515
You don't need social reform, everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103530
>filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103517
>>14103530

Sounds like Anti-Bromont Batmanon up in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103522
That's grumpy anon, you should learn to ignore him, he hates everything even himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103537
What? Are you fucking serious?

So being frustrated at how stupid one anon is and calling him out on that means I'm some random faggot? Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103530
Watch out, we have a bad ass over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103532
No problem just a few pats throughout the day and a few before sleeping won't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103539
I think he acknowledged it, so you should just calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103533
And that answer is why we must protest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103545
I'm not going to stop until that anon knows exactly what he did wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103549
But everything is fine, there's no need to demand change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103545
Just stop replying, he is doing it for the attention now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103537
But no one likes Bromont, who cares for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be a conquistador running into oni Incans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103550
Should I stand out in the hallway and wear the "I did something bad." sign around my neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103554
The summoning ritual works.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to feed an Alice cake and watch her freak out when she's 9 ft tall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103567
Is this some kind of magic cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103562
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103569
No just normal Wonderland cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103557
Allinllachu kanchik? Ñuqami kani Pachakutiq, Inkakunapa qhapa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103576
Can I get some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103571
Kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103557
Wouldn't Amazons fit that criteria more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103321

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103582
I was going for the association with mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
I would pat her back and just tell her to be herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
Wonder what it's like being a bartender in mgc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
Succubutts are cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a harem consisting of an Oni, Amazon, Minotaur, and an Ogre wear the frilliest clothing that can fit them. Then I'm going to record myself while fucking them while they say junk like "I love you" then post the video online for all of their friends and family to see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103623

I want to make a bunch of Devil Bugs fight over the filth in my attic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V82PKea58M

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
I want to cover her bar tab and take her home for rest

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
Why is she drinking from a baby cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103606
Oh my, poor succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>scary looking spider girl assaults you
>[] kiss
>[] do not kiss
>[] genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103674
What option will help me get far away from her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103674

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103674
[x] kissu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103674
>[X] Kiss
Spiders are cuties and always good to have around. Except Funnelwebs. Fuck those cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>Spider girl who's deathly afraid of actual spiders
Moe status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103693
Atrax robustus venom has high compatibility with humans and other primates. It was meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103684
>get far away

Siri, calculate how to get far away
Scenario probability is theoretically non-zero, however no known solution can be calculated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103709
Fuck, guess I'm going to have to drown in my own blood if I have no other options.

Spiders are a big fucking no for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103719
But what if she's a nice lady who is traumatized at seeing the young man she wanted to be with kill himself because he hates her?

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders are love. Spiders are life. The chances of being in America and being more than a few feet away from a spider is pretty low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103725
Don't care, scary spider lady can go far away.

I honestly wouldn't trust any monster girls if they were real, especially spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I agree, spiders are really fucking great. In the top five at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103736
Maybe you're the scary one you jerk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103642

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103725
He said "assault" anon. Normally people don't think, "Oh golly gee, this individual must have had a bad life to cause them to resort to robbing or raping me. I should act with the greatest possible empathy and shower them with affection."

Normal people just fucking run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103674
>[x] napalm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103705
It's not even that, it's mostly just how aggressive they are. Other spiders are content to chill in a corner and eat food, damn funnelwebs chase. I'd like to see a Huntsman arachne. Long, strong legs and runs around super fast then gets tired and has to cuddle up to her husbando for a while to recharge and then go crazy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103742
No I think it's the creepy spider lady with sharp teeth, creepy spider eyes and disgusting spider legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103746
What if she's assaulting you with kisses and compliments ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103226
>>Lich swerving while hovering only to let out a high squeak when she floats into stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103756
Do you even know what assault means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103759
Haha. Silly adorable Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103759
Hnnnggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103755
You mean cute teeth, adorable eyes, and strong legs for picking you off your feet?

[Anonymous No.]

Psh, some people, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103759
Lawyer-chan is becoming the K-ON of /mgt/ artfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103765
I do. She can assault you in a nice way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103765
well, it contains the word 'ass', so i'm ass-uming that it involves something in, around, or about the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103768
No I mean the absolutely disgusting spider face and disgusting spider body.

Spider women should find the nearest cave and stay in there until they starve to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103783
Now you've made them cry. I hope you're happy with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103769
All I get from this comic is that disgusting spider monsters are only liked by equally disgusting spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103769
>Bogleech
Disgusting. The comic isn't even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103759
You are simply...too good to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103769
>Seemingly normal and reasonable not-human being verbally attacked without provokation
>Highly exaggerated carciature representing a view commonly held by a "normal"

This stinks of Tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103788
I'm very happy.

Spider girls like Ushi's are disgusting blights on monster girls and need to be erased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103725
I have Arachnaphobia and I still want to be the young helpless human boy who gets caught up in the web of a dominant older haughty but still kind Arachne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103806
Hope you think the same of all other MGs, because according to KC, none of them will ever love you. They all universally despise cruelty and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103806
I wish you were erased from these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103806
Why can't you be more like >>14103809?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103783
Eight legs, seven vagánias, maybe more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103806
>Ushi's are disgusting blights on monster girls
In a civilized country, they'd jail you for life for shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103806
Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103817
Don't forget we have some /pol/ here, including at least one of their namefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103810
Good, monster girls are creepy and psychopathic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103806
Grumpy anon you hopefully will die alone for being such a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103817
>civilzed

untermensch pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103817
>You should be jailed for having wrong opinions!
>>>/germany/ is that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103783
I feel like I am on Reddit with all the spider hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103825
>New Syria

at least learn how to spell it, imbecile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103813
Because I'm not some naive dunderhead like that anon.

I know that spider girls need to be banned from society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103826

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103817
>In a civilized country, they'd jail you for life for shit like this.
But hes right ushi are disgusting abominations and should be burnt to a crisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103826
Mantis' are just as much of a blight on monster girls.

God I hate them, husband eating sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103826
You know what your gonna get for showing us that image right?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys please, spiders may be shit, but at least they're not monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103820
I'm from /pol/, m8. Monster girls are the ultimate redpill.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we just ignore the cynic faggot that's here for the sole purpose of get a rise out of us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103838
>not wanting to nourish your waifu after you are done making love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103820
>/pol/
>not almost obsessively supporting monster girls and sex robots to undermine the feminists

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103826
Oh man, that's the image that triggered that Mantis dude.

Analpain immin- >>14103838
Oh, too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103826
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103842
i want to get raped into a drooling mess in front of that monoeye that has a crush on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103850
>/pol/
>Supporting the extermination of pure humans by forced breeding with a foreign race.
No way in hell would /pol/ support monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103852
So it's really Bromont hater, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103852
Yup.
There he goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103850
Watching them foam at the mouth over sex robots was pretty funny. I wanna see them react to MG being real next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103850
>pol cooperating with non-human species when they can't even tolerate most human races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103842
I like both.

But what about Beetles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103857
That slut probably has a fetish for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103861
>>14103868
Monster Girls can be used against the jew though

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all Mantis' are murderous freaks of nature that will murder and devour your corpse the second they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103852
It's the same posting style as always, I'm gonna start to screencap all his posts from now on so people can recognize him easier and ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103883
Well that is true. I'd much rather have monstergirl leaders then the ones we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103885
There he goes, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103888
Well its a good thing they arnt real because MG would make absolutely terrible leaders just fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103874
Eh, don't care for bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103894
Can't be worse then Hilary or Trump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103874
Overrated.

Fallout Boy did everything The Beetles did, but better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103896
Bugs are gross, you're a good man for not wanting anything to do with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103885

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103888
>>14103894
>>14103899

Don't some of the MG profiles, like the NotEgypt ones (Pharaoh, Grapesnake, Anubis, etc) explicitly say they'll abandon their previous duties to instead spend time with their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

I think KC just commented on some feminist thing in Japan on twitter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103907
They don't "abandon" them permanently if that's what you're getting at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103905
Absolutely disgusting, I bet she's thinking about how she wants to cut off that arm and eat it in front of that poor man right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103907
>>14103914
I mean, they'll take breaks if it means they get to have sex with their husbands,
But they won't out and out just go
>"Well, I'm resigning early from presidency, you see, I really need to spend more time banging my husband so, see ya."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103907
So human leaders have never slacked in their duties when their people needed them the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103907
Yes which is why they couldn't "lead" their way out of a paper bag they should just leave all the tough stuff like being leaders to the humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103920
Just fuck her while she gives speeches. No one will mind anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103905
Making a dandere girl smile is the best thing you can do.
Making a dandere girl cry reserves you a seat in the seventh circle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103899
>Trump
>Bad
Sorry spic, but you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be outside during a full moon amongst the monstergirls and see ho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103924
>Taking breaks from a multi-year job = totally abandoning it to do something else entirely.

It did say that for the grapesnake I think (abandoning her vengeance quest for snoo-snoo instead). And knowing KC he's probably totally agree that Husband > All Other Concerns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103935
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103912
He's speaking out against anti-war protesters in Japan opposing Abe. If I had to hazard a guess, he's calling them hypocrites for setting up barricades and claiming their disruption of the lives of many as justified because they are fighting for peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103924
While its true that some humans have been shit leaders monsters girls will ALWAYS prioritize their husbands over anything else so giving them actual power over other peoples life's will always lead to disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103935
Finish your sentence anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103945
He's raped, Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103942
For anyone who doesn't follow Jap politics, Abe basically wants to re-write the constitution to allow a normal standing army (basically re-militarize) rather than having only a home guard like they do now. It's the big political shitstorm of the decade in Japan right now.


>>14103935
>>14103945

Hey man, that idiot probably forgot to lock his do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103954
Man, what'll it take to get them to rearm?
We even tried bribing them with letting them give Nanking another go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103899
Can't stump the Trump

[Anonymous No.]

/pol/ Please go back to your containment board.
I didn't come here to have my fantasies about cute monstergirls ruined by the politics I came here to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103964
>2200 people think Bush can run a 3rd term

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103973
Are you retarded or am I missing a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103972
Speaking of escapism...Why did they make it so difficult to capture monsters in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance?
And then why did they have so few moves given to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103964
If Trump's wife got corrupted and monsterized which monster do you think he would hope she becomes?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Card Soldier girls would either be Succubus variants, or constructs like Golems?

[Anonymous No.]

Just searched for >>14102735 in the archive, this came up. Take a look at the use of the word "shithead".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103979
If I remember correctly, I don't think US Presidents can get elected into office more than twice. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103972
/pol/ exists to allow us to escape the harsh realities of "progressive tolerance" and feminism.
When you get right down to it, /pol/ and /mgg/ are kindred spirits, both looking for solace in the bosom of the feminine ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103935
>>14103954
Hah, suckers. I'm in a basement with all the beer and nachos and video games I need to survive the night, alps don't have it in them to ra

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103759
Does this guy have an imagur collection?

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu do if she was blind? Would you be able to handle it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103987
What? He is the shitposter yurifag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103987
It all comes together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103988
It is not the same Bush running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103996
Well, that would certainly be a development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103992
Lawyer-chan doesn't really have any gallery that he rigorously updates, unfortunately. He more just draws and posts on a random whim rather than be a "professional" artist like most artfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103981
He would just send her back the trump isent about to settle for some monster bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103981
Probably a high ranking one, like a Demon or something. The real question is what would Bush's wife become?

>>14103988
It's a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103987
He's being here since april? Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103998
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104009
It's like having a worm in your stomach.
You didn't know it was there until you experienced the problems of it being there for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103987
Take your tin-foil hat off shithead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103987
>Playing internet detective
>Basis for verifying identity is literally one word

Well, you would do the reddit internet detectives who found the (wrong) boston bomber proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103809
>You're caught in a human-sized web
>Arachne girl emerges from the shadows, her red eyes glowing in the dark as she sports a grin
>You start seriously panicking in front of her as she gets closer
>She stops for a moment, noticing that your face is getting pale
>Asks if you're alright, now looking deeply worried
>You pass out from shock
>She starts panicking herself, trying to wake you up
>Goes "awawawawa..." while holding you in her arms, confused unsure of what to do
>All she wanted was to find someone who's not afraid of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104019
>Albedo will never worship you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104026
>"awawawawa..."
Fucking adorable.
Why is that damn sound so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104026
I want a story of a human boy getting over his fear and loving a trap door spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104026
>"awawawawa..."
Why is this so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104026
Oh, I want to eventually come to and slowly with her help try to get over my fear or at least get it to be manageable and do so while she takes me out on fun dates to places like the theater, aquarium, park, and more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104019
>>14104028
You can always watch those hips from afar, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103980

those viera tho

Beastmaster was kind of a lame gimmick that actually kind of gimped the caster since you lost the ability to use other job skills while morphed.

Illusionist/Time Mage skills on a mog let you use doublecast entire map damage anywho; and Ninja/Paladin let you duel wield holy swords and multiply the holy damage effect.

i want /v/ to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104028
>>14104042

Wasn't Albedo basically mindflayed into loving him though? He just went into her profile data and typed the extra line about her loving him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104008
Kikki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104038
I like the idea of somebody messing with a trapdoor spider by teasing the trip lines slightly outside her burrow. Kind of like ringing the doorbell and running away, but with more rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104048
They were all pre-written NPCs. Without being told how to behave, they would not be alive at all. It's hardly brainfucking when there's nothing there to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103987
It is a weird coincidence. I hope it's a coincidence. Why is that guy here anyway? He doesn't even like monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104048
According to some anons here, that's A-OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104057
People like shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104048
She was originally a slut but he changed one line of her code so now she's a slut for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104053
That sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104060
Yeah, but like, doesn't he have anything better to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104054
Eh, I guess you could argue that since he did do it before she was sentient or something. But at the end of the day, if you put "you love X" directly into someone's mind, it still rings hollow when she says she loves X.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104048
I wouldn't say it really counts since she wasn't even an AI at that point, had no thoughts/free will.

>>14104061
Wasn't she a mega bitch before he changed it? Granted it's been a while since I saw episode 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104069
I see your point, but all of their actions ring hollow when their entire personality is pre-ordained. Plus, if you really want to argue the origin of thoughts, then you need to start questioning if even we actually control our own feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104074
"Bitch" (the borrowed word from the English language) most often used as a term for slut, rather than someone with an insufferable personality.

It's a bit like how they use "Style" (again, the English word) as a term for having a great body shape, as opposed to how they dress like we use it.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a story where a human boy pulls a series of pranks on a Monster Girl, but never gets to see her face, like ringing her doorbell or something. Then one day he gets caught in a web and realizes the girl was an Arachne and that sets off his Arachnaphobia.

Then she takes him to her basement for BDSM as his mistress until she gets him to love her and apologize for all the trouble he caused her, promising to be her willing servant.

Like Rachnee and the Lilith, only no yuri undertones and with marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104074
It's the japanese engrish 'beech' which is slang for slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104082
Sounds neat, I like me some spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104082
Jokes on her he was actually a wizard the whole time and pretended to fall into her trap for the ultimate prank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104082
Nah, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104082
>How about a story where a human boy
>human boy
Ok, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104082
I would read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104089
But they're all human boys. You're a human boy, right? You're not an alp, I thought we chased them all out right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104082
Depends, is she a loli or an aunty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104096
Aunty of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104092
>I thought we chased them all out right?
You can never be too careful anon, Alps can turn at any time. There is always a cheeky Alp to be chased away while she cries and 'kyaaa!'s in furstration. Constant vigilance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104092
Well, I would think that the ones with the "boy" obsession are the alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104089
Would you prefer a Catboi then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104092
No anon, some of us are MEN.

Fucking had it with you diaper babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104105
less still needs to draw more of that milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104107
Here he goes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104069
Well, that change arguably saved his life.
Ainz never bothered reading it all, but Albedo and her sisters were apparently programmed to be usurpers. Rubedo hard counters Touch Me, the strongest player in the guild, Nigredo is essentially the guild's NSA, and Albedo was programmed to strategize and command the forces of Nazarick.
The first two are harmless by themselves, but throw Albedo into the mix as a catalyst and now you've got an uprising on your hands. Albedo seems to have been the switch/conduit through which Tabula secretly kept the guild from straying too far out of his control by programming his creations to be able to overthrow the guild.

Ainz changed her settings and now Albedo is fanatically loyal to him.
He doesn't know about the rest of her settings though, and he also doesn't know that the "search parties" she's sent out to search for clues about other guild members are in reality subordinates that answer to her and her alone and are nothing more than death squads who have orders to kill any guild members they find on site, or attempt to restrain them until she's able to arrive with her countermeasures and deal with them herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104107
>>14104100
In a thread where we call supernatural women "monster 'girls'" one would think that 'human boy' and 'young man' would be synonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104111
Sorry anon, but this is not the boogeyman you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104100
>implying the terms "man" and "boy" aren't interchangeable
Still, no reason to get fannyflustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104107
But we don't call them Monster Women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104107
>TRIGGER WARNING: This post may contain the word "BOY"

There, happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104117
Whatever you say alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104092
That's right! They're all gone. No alps in this thread. None whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103954
>remilitarize

That rings a little hollow when you are talking about the 4th largest navy in the world by tonnage. They practically match China ship-for-ship in major surface combatants, and the JMSDF spends more time at sea than the PLAN. They're main lack is the logistical capabilities for global expeditions, which they don't really need to bother with anyway.

Realistically, the Japanese won't be operating alone anyway. While they are especially good at anti-submarine warfare and possess formidable anti-air capabilities (between their Aegis destroyers and the JASDF). However, they lack the immediate knockout punch that the US navy packs. Their SSKs, while modern, will operate a slower submarine pace.

Believe it or not, but the auspices of Article 5 of the 1960 Mutual Security and Cooperation Treaty do not give Japan carte blanche to engage in brinkmanship with China, even if Obama has stated that the Senkaku islands are covered under the treaty.

The only real scenario that this effects is the resumption of hostilities on the Korean Peninsula, which could see JSDF assets counterattacking the North Koreans. They would likely maintain a token presence on the ground, but I would expect them to now engage in anti-submarine operations against the Koreans and the JASDF work the Korean Air Force and USAF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104116
Just fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104120
I suppose. Next time, try to be funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey boy, you know that one Queen song? Want to see why they wrote a song about it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104125
How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104113
>kill any guild members they find on site
>Implying punny NPC would be able to kill actual players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104129
I don't see how this has anything to do with riding my bicycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104129
>"Give me a five minute head start. I'm gonna make you work for it this time."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104127
>>14104134
You should wear a trip. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104122
Calm yourself, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104129
Sure, are you going to sing or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104140
>Goddammit! I fucking told you, Kamille is a MAN's name! And I'm a fucking MAN!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104107
If you were as manly as you imply yourself to be, you wouldn't get shittershattered over the use of the word "human boy", you big fucking baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104127
>Getting rather upset over someone using certain terms which in society at large are mostly interchangable

Literally what tumblr does. Like if you call someone him and her instead of xir or whatever. So the joke may not be funny, but it's very accurate given your response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104138
And you should stop posting. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103983
Pls respond.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone, please!
What about discussing monsterwomen?
Preferably the Egyptian ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104129
Something about beelzebubs?
Is this real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104145
>You'll never see a Hellhound in a cocktail dress drape herself over your furniture and sing a sultry tune.
>While slowly getting closer and closer to you and slowly removing her dress.
Why the fuck do we live in this shitty reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104135
He's given the guardians world items, plus all of the other guild members gave their equipment to Ainz before quitting. If they were somehow transported to the new world, they wouldn't have any of their equipment.
If she uses Rubedo, no one stands a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104154
After you, big boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104159
>Beelzebub
Anon what the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104150
Right, that must be the reason why we have two different words for two different states: Because they're mostly interchangable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103983
I would hope that Card Soldiers are Succubi. I mean, they're the common foot grunts, which is basically what Succubi amount to in this setting.
Now what that would require, for me, is that KC make four variants for each of the suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104155
>>14103983

They'd all probably be variants on lolis like the Sabbath (because cards -- flat -- get it? Ha ha ha. Oh god, I'm sorry.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104168
You're acting like you've never referred to females who are most likely older than 18 as 'girls' before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104167
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104164
No please, I insist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104160
Hellhounds are shitty dykes that ruin every single bit of fun someone can have aside from one group of faggots with a shit fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104168
My bad. I should totally respect the him/her/xir/zer/zher differences.

But really, did you think this entire time the entire thread were talking about lolis only because they use the term "monster girls" instead of "monster women"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104175
I would hope not.
Okay, if the suits thing happens, I would be okay with ONE being a Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104185
>ruin every single bit of fun someone can have
Like someone else who can't enjoy otherpeople having fun, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104183
After you, big boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104187
>I should totally respect the him/her/xir/zer/zher differences.

Because that's totally what I said, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104200
Shhh.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6a5OHvhQTs

Anon, I have bad news...

Today, an alchemical fire engulfed a local elementary school, ravenous and powerful enough in its unnatural heat to boil even a full-grown Ushi alive and trapping a Kindergarten class inside. Every single one of them would've been dead, had it not been for a passing highschool boy on his lunch break who ran into the burning building at least half a dozen times to carry them out, only stopping when he knew everyone was safe before he... succumbed to his wounds.

There's... no easy way to say this, and I am so, so very sorry... but that young man was your son.

And he is now dead.

How does your waifu take this news? Were they close? Or does she not even care?

And what about your daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104200
You still didn't really answer the part about
>did you think this entire time the entire thread were talking about lolis only because they use the term "monster girls" instead of "monster women"?
or
>You're acting like you've never referred to females who are most likely older than 18 as 'girls' before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104189
They're cards, anon. Flatness is the largest thing going for them. The only other thing they have is suites and numbers, both of which aren't all that applicable in determining a MG's form.

Also don't forget the Queen of Wonderland is the Loli Lillith. Probably wouldn't want huge, busty guards to make her look small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104185
>that ruin every single bit of fun someone can have
Are you talking to yourself in front of a mirror right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104217
Can we at least have the Heart variant Card Soldiers be buxom girls?
Pleeease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104107
>>14104116
>>14104127
>>14104134
>>14104185
>>14104200

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104212
I don't have a wife, nor do I have kids.

Wrong house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104215
>make strawman
>demand answers
You have guts, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104228
"Son" can also be slang for your little guy downstairs, if you know what I mean. So in that case presume it meant that if you have no family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104224
>Heart variant Card Soldier
Nigga that better apply to butts too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104227
Good idea. Let's also do that the next time yuri/futa arrives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104160
I want to do that thing with a hellhound where I lift her up a little bit and we spin around together laughing and smiling at each other before collapsing onto the bed for a night of comfy cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104231
That's not what a strawman is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104227
2/10 nice assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104236
No shit, bruh.
Boobies and butts for days.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon!
It's been a long day and it's cold and rainy outside, how do your wife and daughterus make you as comfy as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104239
Oh, you were bait all along. You win this round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104212
Ill just bring him back no biggie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104254
They don't do anything because they're not real.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a king and have a Cheshire Cat as my court jester.

She would wear a garish, colorful, skin-tight outfit with a silly hat, teleporting and cartwheeling all over the place while she tells jokes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104212
Since he's her son of course she could take it hard. Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104241
Posting the real pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104246
>you will never live in an alternate reality where Moose wrote Chris to have a big butt instead of big titties
>we will never have art of fat-bottomed Wyverns
Big-tittied Wyverns are cool and all, but I want muh bug booty dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104256
In this context, asking somebody if they've called a grown woman a 'girl' isn't really strawmanning.
Of course, I could be wrong, and you never have once referred to a grown woman as a girl, sure, but it's certainly not bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104254
I hire a yeti to hug us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104238
Wonderful. Simply wonderful.
I just want to do goofy couple shit with a Hellhound anon.
I want her to flop on top of me on a lazy sunday and refuse to move while grinning like an idiot.
I want to play co-op video games with her with her laying across my lap.
I want to cuddle up with her and watch TV while wrapped up in a blanket cocoon.
I just want to know what love feels like anon. It hurts not knowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104267
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104278
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104275
>implying she'll do any of those things with you

No anon, for the rest of your sad existence you'll get to live as a cum pump chained to the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104267
Impressive how similar the pixels around the (You) are...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104254
Family cuddle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104284
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104275
You need to believe, 2017 is close!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104285
Fuck off shitstarter-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104270
In this context, bringing tumblr nonsense into this and presenting it as your opponents opinion might not be bait, but it sure as hell is a strawman.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hello! Delivery for Anon! Sign here please!"

A delivery Holst is at your doorstep, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104298
He'll get tired eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Tell her she has the wrong address and close the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104289
That's just your imagination.
>>14104293
I do, it's legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Bring her a glass of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104234
Well if I have to alp I suppose losing my penis by having it save an entire kindergarten class from a burning building would be a great way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Sign it. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Invite her inside and give her a drugged cup of tea.

Then it's time to molest the Delivery Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
>no amazon package
Begone, cow demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104299
>Bringing tumblr nonsense into this
If you mean the pronouns, wasn't me. I was the one who said >>14104178.
Also, weren't you the one starting off about how "it's not boy, it's MAN?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104254
They stay out of my room and let me shitpost/watch anime/read comics in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Give her something to drink before sending her on her way after signing her orders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104320
No, I am the one who stands vigilant against the alp menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104322
She's in quite a hurry anon, don't you have anything for her to drink on you right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104309
You have absolutely no proof.

Now shoo, I have nothing against the word "boy" being used it's just not my kind of thing. I just hate Hellhounds and the people who like them, more obnoxious then LGBT faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Bring the Alp waifu over and have her sign it, she must have ordered this because I sure as hell didn't need any milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104325
No alps were mentioned here.
You're shitposting.
Even ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104327
For what reason other than they're femdom to the maximum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Sign the marriage contract. Mail order brides would be a big thing in a monster girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104327
Nobody gives a shit about what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104326
I've got a gatorade but I'm afraid that I can't let her "drink" anything until she's made three deliveries.
Life as the head milker sure is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104335
A big-titted Holst, delivered straight to your doorstep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
You're not my delivery girl, my delivery girl is a Jabberwock! I'm calling the police!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104330
>I'm too lazy to scroll up
>Surely this is the work of shitposting
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104337
Nobody cares about what you think either anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
I'm sorry, ma'am, but I want to see your certified delivery woman card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104335
I still remember that one greentext where a guy ordered an onahole, and got a blushing bound Kitsune instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104337
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104234
I alp?
Time for mino and holst milk in a 50/50 mixture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104335
No anon no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104347
>Stuff about a human boy meeting a spider girl
>Throwing a fit over the use of the phrase 'human boy' in order to "be vigilant against the Alp menace" and shit
>Not shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104353
That sounds horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104349
Exactly, now stop acting like a faggot. Also, no need to samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104361
Like, "because I hate kitsunes" horrible or "I'm imagining this is reality and not shtick so I should call 911" horrible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104362
Do you even know what the word samefag means or are you just throwing out buzzwords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101940
Bromont is one of the best writefags in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104341
I want to live in this world more than anything. Why can't the Holstaur home world be real?
>>14104353
That was fun, does anybody have a screen cap of that though, I vaguely feel like I wrote that but I can't remember.
>>14104359
Anon I'm not seeing any problems here, I'm signing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104369
I do, but I'm not doing this with you now. Go to sleep already, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104301
Explain why she's here, seeing as I don't recall making any orders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104366
Little bit of both with most of it being "I just wanted to order a fucking onahole" horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104373
Fuck off Bromont, we can tell that's you shilling for yourself. Also

>these threads
>Implying he hasn't abandoned us and just occasionally tosses us a bone he pissed on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104373
He's alright. Usually pretty amusing at least.

You're just trying to trigger our friend, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14102947
Are you okay with what you're in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104373
I disagree. Never got what the hype was about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104378
It's only 140lb of rape, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104380
Jesus man, I've never seen this level of autism before. It's truly impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104374
Don't do it! I'll give you a wock, just don't do it!
>>14104380
Like clockwork, fuck off ban evader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104382
My body and heart are ready.
She's getting snuggled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104389
Anon you're not making this decision any harder, I'm signing that marriage contract with the mail order Holstaur and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104380
There's no way this autist isn't ban evading. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104380
This is guy sure is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104373
>>14104380
>Not even two minutes and he shows up.
>Somebody threw out the most pathetic bait today and he still nibbled
What the fuck, guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104388
Yeah, nice buzzword. Can't even justify yourself anymore so you shout autism and think you've won.

>>14104389
>>14104396
Stop accusing me of ban evading, I'm not. Why do you think people who don't like Bromont should be banned? You don't defend Bob.

>Reporting me because you don't like my opinion
Holy shit grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I touch your waifu, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104380
This is so retarded, I'm not even sure if you're pretending or not.

I hope you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104382
Too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104400
You were banned just two days ago, all your posts were deleted, and you are not ban evading now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104407
No such thing.

Kinda sorta-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104407
Not if you give them to a familiar!
There's no such thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104409
I suppose you've never heard of a 1 day ban. Of course, he could also be evading, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104409
Or the ban wasn't 3 days, or more than one person was banned, or they weren't me

Come on, this isn't even rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104410
Her back and shoulders must hurt a lot just from the weight, I would give her a massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104417
It was you. What is this, do you want to be banned again?

[Anonymous No.]

>Even sleeping sucks now
I envy weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104407
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104421
So not liking Bromont means I should be banned? You people should look back at what you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104422
Bad dreams?
Just can't sleep?
Melatonin doesn't help?

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai is love, oppai is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104428
But you were banned for not liking Bromont, kinda. You always go full autism with him and he is not that bad. What was the reason for your ban then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104439
Remove oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104444
Down with flatties!
Up with cupsizes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104449
Gravity makes things work the opposite way, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104439
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104449
Flat is justice. Keep your deviantart-esque tits out of my neighbourhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104428
Shitposting means you should be banned. Who you dislike and like doesn't come into the equation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104456
That's what muscle, magical runes, and mino milk is for!
H cups! P cups!

There's no limits!

>>14104459
I'll form my own neighborhood! With black jack! And titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104465
>I'll form my own neighborhood
Good. I wish you all the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104460
So what's shitposting? Obviously not criticizing authors or hating them because otherwise everyone earlier would be banned if they didn't say anything but nice things about Bob and Fizz.

I do nothing but post that I don't like Bromont. That is not shitposting, and if you think it is, you should take a step back and reevaluate your life.

Ask yourself what your Monster Waifu would say if she knew you couldn't tolerate another person not liking the same things you like. Like a radical Christian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104465

The universe is going to die because gravity is too weak; the rate of expansion of the universe is accelerating without any apparent end in sight, so will eventually overcome even gravitational and nuclear forces, and rip everything apart.

Your big teet techniques that help negate the effects of gravity are probably slightly accelerating the time until all matter dissolves.

Ergo, big teets are killing the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104479
A worthy sacrifice, the universe is nothing without titties.

[Anonymous No.]

What personality do you think a slime girl should have, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks janny/mod

[Anonymous No.]

Mod/Janitor please how many people did you banned? Was it just one guy? We need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104353
C-Could you provide a brother with a link?

[Anonymous No.]

But how does one describe the internal turmoil of the common Alp without venturing into SJW territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104349
Mods don't care about you either, fag. This feels so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104495
I refuse to believe more than 1 person could be that autistic.

Also this post is funny as hell now >>14104227

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104496
If I thought to save it, I totally would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104497
Dude, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104479
I propose that the greater the tits, the more mass there is, thus the stronger gravitational pull is. Thus the longer it takes for the universe to expand beyond the brink.

Big, massive tits are saving the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104490
The best one is the pink one.
Hands down.
>They are in heat all year round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104504
But it's actually important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104497
Only way to avoid SJW buzzwords with alping is to go full on hard gay instead. Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104507
Not as important as most other monstergirls.
Like Kunoichi for example. They're the perfect succubus. They can rape you without you even knowing you've been raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104514
>full on hard gay
But it can't be gay when there's a pussy on the thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104495
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE THE WORST ONE HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104507
>I was a fag who liked cock
>I thought I liked being a man but not really, because now my pussy helps me find more cock to suck
>Boy do I love sucking cock
Internal struggles of a fa-uh, 'Alp', right there for ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104505
You're a saint, anon.
Shit, I gotta tone down the Matsu-sensei stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104497
What's SJW territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104507
>>14104520

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104529
That you are what you identify as rather than what you actually are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104536
Make it about self control then?

Or don't have any internal turmoil at all and just write the newborn alp as an unrepentant rape monster. That sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104543
>unrepentant rape monster
That does not really fit with the established personality, but it does have potential. Fresh Phase 2 raping a jock it is!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, half the thread is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

Alternatively make it less "What am I?" and more "What do I want?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104551
This makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of oppai, what is the general consensus on what may just represent the average cup size of the Jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104550
Daytime funposting for you. Sure shit happens at night, but I don't know how any one can think it comes close to the frequency and intensity of daytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104550
It's ok, Anon. All is as it should be now. Let the sleeping demons lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104554
I've always been a fan of tittybirds since that big fluffy pink slut from the game that shall not be named.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104550
Thanks for the warning, I primed this thread to be reposted in case mods decide to simply throw the whole thing in the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104556
This kind of qualifies as night.

>>14104554
Wanna bite em

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104554
>general consensus
I've never been good at judging sizes, lengths, or distances so hell if I know. If they can fit around my dick, and at least partially in my hands, they're good oppai in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104563
It should be fine, it started pretty recently and it's all gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104381
I went down with him, but at least it was effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104554
They look like mochi.
It looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104565
What? The night doesn't begin for another few hours. You go by when the thread grinds to a halt and the undead girls come out to play.

Which is self explanatory, really. Of course there's less shitposting when there's less people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104554
Big.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be your monstergirl waifu's bodyguard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104590
Yep.
Without a doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104582
I thought we went by US time. It's near or past midnight there already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104571
Even if Jubjubs are short those still look like some plenty hand filling jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104551
And then when the alp decides what she wants, the internal struggle can be with her confidence in her ability to obtain it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104590
Yes.
It would certainly be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104596
>I thought we went by US time.
No. Why would we?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere Undine
>Does breathplay by pretending to drown you
>Kisses you to give you "air"
>Sees you try to leave the pool, forms an undertow to prevent you from escaping her love
>Melds into a simple puddle on the floor after you take a bath, uses spatial bullshit magic shenanigans to turn it into a portal into the Elemental Plane of Water
>Where she tenderly snu-snus you, supplying you air with kisses, her form losing its consistency and becoming sloppy and messy
>Nereids laughing at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104590
She doesn't need any.
>>14104598
I'll see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104590
She might not be a fighter but she doesn't need a bodyguard either. She's got two radar senses and an instant cast teleport spell with a range limit of 100 miles. Fuck the haters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104497
I love that image. Angewomon's sexy, and LadyDevimon's the first anything I was attracted to.

What the fuck're you on about with Alps and SJWs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104605
>Nereids laughing at you

Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104605
Needs to emphasize the yan a bit more.
Still neat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104497
"Why did this happen?"
"When did it start?"
"Who should I see about this?"

Throwing shit at the wall here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104613
The situation was resolved, kind of. Just fap to the catfight.
>>14104621
None of those questions are actually relevant at this point in the story, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104212
Why did I write this?
>First wife dies when your son was seven.
>Your marriage was failing, like many marriages, but the death of someone you've spent so much time with still impacts you greatly.
>But it hits your son hard.
>For almost two months after she was buried, he still sometimes forgot and called out for his mother, only to catch himself and relapse into grief.
>Seeing that in your son, over and over, was horrifying.
>Eventually, you move on, and meet someone else.
>Your son was 12 when you introduced him to your then girlfriend, a monster.
>He did not approve of her, reacting angrily to you.
>You were hurt, but thought it would pass.
>You fall in love and get married to her. Your son was 14.
>He was disinterested the entire wedding.
>Afterwards, he barely talked to your wife, and was distant to you.
>Have a daughter, he's 15.
>He tries to ignore his sister, caves, likes her too much.
>Still doesn't quite relate to his stepmother, but she gave him a little sister, so it's a start.
>He's becoming a little more open to you again.
>You try to spend more time with your son, but between work and raising a baby you're having problems.
>Daughter is 2, son is 17, you tell your wife to watch your daughter and take a few days off of work to spend some father-son time.
>She loves the idea, supports you all the way, but wants to do something as a family soon as well.
>You think that sounds wonderful, but you need to work out all the issues with this little bonding time first.
>Take your son out camping.
>Realize camping sucks.
>Bugs everywhere, paranoid that all the plants could be poison ivy, dirt has officially gotten in everything including the canned beans and hotdogs.
>But you have a nice moment with your son sitting next to each other at the campfire.
>You tell him you're sorry that you both became so distant, say you're proud that he's become a fine young man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104605
>breathplay
>drowning

I don't see the appeal here. Would purge and then purge again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104632
>He tells you he understands, that he shouldn't have expected you to never move on.
>You both have a tearful moment before you just start talking about… anything, really.
>After so long you both get to know each other again.
>Both of you return home filthy and exhausted, but happy.
>You announce you're all going to spend more time together.
>Your son starts talking with your wife, they both connect over playing with your daughter.
>Everything is happy.
>When they brought your son to you as a charred husk at first you didn't believe it was him.
>They told you he held up burning rubble and personally carried out injured children from the burning elementary school, while his friends frantically called the fire department and panicked.
>Your son passed out from oxygen deprivation, before dying due to burns.
>The funeral you were distraught, it was a brief moment of lucidity that hit you like a sledgehammer to the chest.
>Afterwards you were just confused.
>You displayed your similarities to your son in your grief.
>For almost two months you occasionally called out for your son to take out the trash, or come help you with something, only to catch yourself and have that realization and pain flash over your face again.
>Your wife was miserable, your daughter was wondering when her brother would come back.
>Once your wife clung to you and sobbed into your shoulder when she saw your daughter ask to help find her brother, and you stood up from the couch and started looking.
>Of course, you moved on. You have a daughter and a wife, you have to.
>But you'll never stop being angry at the world for taking your son away right as you were going to get your family together, at the fact your daughter won't ever get to see what a great person her brother was.
>She'll know, though. You refuse to let him be forgotten.

How'd I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104633
Well if she somehow forgets to give you air and you drown for real then the look of horror on her face might be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104637
ham/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104632
>>14104637
Papa Anon could always find a Lich, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104644
Well y'know. Mamonomana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104654
I'm doubtful that'd do much good for someone who was reduced to a charred corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104659
True. I guess I just like the idea of MGs injuring/killing their would be husbands by accident for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104637
needs more monster in it.
It's a start. a weak one though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104666
That's horrible, even for you satan. Let's talk about happy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104661
Well, then Dadanon would just need to find a Lich King.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104672
Gay means happy and happy means gay, Daddy-O!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104672

no

PAIN AND MISERY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104681
How would a monstergirl react to you taking a bullet for her and dying in her arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104681
Cheer up niggah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104685
She goes down with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104681
So a Kikimora is a chicken werewolf mixture, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104686
The smaller the scorpion, the stronger the venom.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys! What if you were in a world with Monster Girls and THEN won the lottery and became a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
If I take that leaf off her head, will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
I'd probably still be sitting in the dark in my underwear playing video games and shitposting online, I'd probably just have a better chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
Eh, I'd hire a coon/adopt and raise a baby coon to help me manage my finances. Having a tubby secretary coon like this one sounds fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104686

OK fine.

still gonna procrastinate on writing that story tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104717
What story? Let's procrastinate together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
may a fuck-ton of expensive crap an then taunt dragons with pic of my collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
Depends on the amount.
If it's small like 5million then I pay off my bills and keep working, hanging onto it as a nest egg.

If its more then I take finance classes, invest a few scholarships or charities, and spend my life living off of it and managing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104721
buy*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104718

A story about a Akaname janitor.

I might try and write a short something with a Kejourou to try and get back into the flow of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
I hire a tanuki consultant for long term investment advice, invest my money for a solid income, and live in a small cozy one bedroom flat, shitpost online and game and write. Maybe after a while, I take in a zombie to cuddle when I sleep, turn myself into an undead incubus. And become emotionally distant when she becomes a wight, because now she's not a shambling mess anymore and could get any guy she wanted and wouldn't want a useless NEET shit like me, so I prepare for the moment she says she found some one new and wants to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104721
>taunt dragons
You means how off your bling so they'll see you as an eligible mate?
>>14104722
>small like 5 million
5 million is more than I would need to never work a day in my life.
>>14104725
Write about this new girl, this Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104729
>Anon, we need to talk
>We've been together for a long time...
>And it's been fun, don't get me wrong! It's just that...
>How come you never married me? Am I not good enough?
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104730
Yeah, you could budget to live off of the interest but I'd personally still work.
Just to keep busy and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104722
>If it's small like 5million
Lets ignore the government taxes on it and stuff for a second and assume it's 5mil after all that free and clear. You are aware that even at 5% bond interest that you'd be getting a quarter of a million a year?

You saying you couldn't live comfortably on 250k a year in perpetuity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104733
Get defensive like a piece of shit.
>"Sorry, I don't trust women with such bad taste in men."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104743
This kills the Wight forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
>The extra funds bring my waifu one step closer to Complete Market Domination.
>She also starts using me as her office chair because I was secretly buying lottery tickets like a poor person.

[Anonymous No.]

Come and get it boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104744
I don't deserve waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104739
OH, I could but I'd want to work so I can keep busy, besides, a large chunk of that, say half, would probably go to scholarships or a charity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104748
See this ass? It smells better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104748
Thanks Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104748
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104752
>say half, would probably go to scholarships or a charity
This is an anonymous image board, why would you lie to us about being a better person than you actually are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104748
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104711
It would be very painful
for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104708
Invest it properly and live comfortably for the rest of my life?
Seriously, I don't get people who buy mansions and shit, you could save so much money just by living like a normal fucking person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104752
>a large chunk of that, say half, would probably go to scholarships or a charity.
Of all the pointless shit to buy, you chose good will? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104757
What? I don't need that much money and whenever you come into stuff like that you've got to give back to the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104753
I didn't know Tio was into cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104766
>you've got to give back to the community
Fuck that, it's my money, I earned it through hard work and sacrifice, bah humbug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104752
Scholarships and charities are what you set up once you're old and secure. That way what you do is donate something like a million dollars they can't touch and let them use the interest for scholarships forever. Donating 50% of your income is just shooting yourself in the foot.

You don't ever disassemble the money machine even though it's made of gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104767
Just dig into the goddamn beef, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104753
God, what I would give to pound that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking,
if you have a pack with a element and are travelling with a Valkyrie, does it speed up her corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104730
>Write about this new girl, this Jubjub.

Eh I got nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104767
>Tio

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104776
I could arrange a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104779
I think it would slow down the elemental's corruption actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104779
>>14104783
Can you two ladies maybe mudwrassle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104779
If you have four you get to cast Quadruple Giga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104783
Knowing Demons, the deal would be to pound her ass instead.
I'd give it some thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104787
Seconding this.

[Anonymous No.]

>love undead
>have a nightmare last night where an MGE Vampire sets up a cult where all humans need to become undead.
>come home and find my now undead family trying to force me to kill myself to please the vampire
>now wighted mother is a religious zealot who wants to drag me to the temple so the vampire can kill me herself.
It was unsettling as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104748
Thanks Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104779
you know, I had this one idea of a mercenary goring around the world with a Valkyrie and a gnome. the gnome would be the reason he could wield large swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104801
You mean like how Alp has that story about mercenaries led by a Valkyrie who raised an orphaned Dragon who in turn fell for some peon loser self-insert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104794
thirding this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104804
You can't blame a guy for not knowing how an Alp story goes. Who actually reads those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104804
Not at all because I have not read that.
now that I think about it I cant remember if I've read anything out of alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104801
>a mercenary goring around the world
>goring
An oddly fitting typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104811
Well someone has to, it can't be all bots.
>>14104812
Don't start now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104811
I read that one, how else would I know the name of that black dragon to make it into a plushie for a little dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104817
>bots are forced to read Alp's stories
Good. That'll teach them for stealing credit card info and passwords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104822
Nyanon back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104825
After the new Overlord episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104275
Imagine this:

You and your Hellhound waifu are enjoying lunch together at a mom-and-pop style restaurant. The food is great, and you catch up on everything your waifu was up to while you were at work. The waiter walks over to your table, notices your empty dishes, and asks if you would like desert. You look at your waifu, and ask her if she wants something.

She smiles, extends her arm to rest a finger of her paw upon your nose, and says, "You."

Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104817
I'm not starting anything.
we've already had the hate fest of alp and constructively putting down beast.
im just saying i didnt read alp's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104795
Your family sucks. Why din't the Wight just pop down to the local Graveyard, and raise legions of death to combat the leech?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104834
And then things get really awkward.
Adorable as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104833
You mean next week, or haven't you seen this week's yet?
>>14104839
I meant "don't start reading them now".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104845
This week's. I couldn't put off writing for a week, what little I've managed to do since last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104851
Well you go enjoy hammy nazi then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104834
>You'll never have anyone say anything that goofy-yet-smooth to you.
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104857
>goofy-yet-smooth
Moths have a classic line in this regard.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Rest well and don't burn down the thread, young grizzlies are frightened by the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104862
>young grizzlies
Oh bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104865
I want to lick hunny off of Pooh-chan's squishy belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104872
>We now have scatfags
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104872
I want to protect P'Orclet-chan from the mean Heffalump girls, who also love the boys you prize!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104874
>Winnie the Pooh
>scat
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104880
Just ignore the retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104874
Are you for real you cockmunching dongerlord? Have you never heard of Winnie the Pooh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104887
>retard
Aw

[Anonymous No.]

Brown Elves are best, discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104876
I want to cuddle with her on the couch while she composes little poems for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104908
That's hella adorable, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104907
What's to discuss? Correct statements are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104874
I can't be this old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104930
You're not. We're obviously dealing with some kind of alien here.

[Anonymous No.]

Se is literal perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104934
Oh hey, characters from that show are still relevant? I'll be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104843
>>14104857
Imagine this:

Your Hellhound waifu, while running some household errand, manages to injure her paw. You rush to her aid, medical supplies at the ready.

After treating her wound, you kiss the bandage gingerly, for good (read: cheesy) measure. She stares at her paw and blushes, radiating embarrassment from her cheeks. Jokingly, you ask her if something's wrong.

"Y-yeah. I-I hurt my lip, too."

It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104936
Yeah, it was fun for a bit but it seems they knew a second season was never happening.
I still want a little kitsune of my own, but why do they need to show up in such meh animes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104944
>I still want a little kitsune of my own
Tiny fox is olev anon, they deserve better shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104936
It's a great neon-pastel trip.
Right up there with Spice and Wolf for "animes I will never get another season of because they don't push product like shonen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104940
It does hurt anon, it hurts a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go hunting with a pack of trained Dog Girls. Who will take down wild Monster Girls and hold them down while I rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104951
>you will never be the little girl
>you will never touch the fluffy tail
>you will never be the little girl touching another little girl's fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104951
Foxes are blessings in a small fluffy package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104981
Becareful anon, that's how people alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104401
why does he have ears ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104988
Kon is cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

CUUUUUUUUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104988
Man that show was such garbage. I couldn't stomach it even for her.

[Anonymous No.]

You're entering the vicinity adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter.

The scary door.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, Jubjub still not posted or am I retarded?

Kenkou's notes:
今回の更新は「ジャブジャブ」　不思議の国の固有種で、
例のごとくハートの女王が「ハーピー」に魔法をかけた事により誕生した種族です。
This time's update “jubjub” is a race unique to Wonderland, and as expected, the race was born due to the Queen of Hearts casting a spell on a “harpy”.

ハーピー属には珍しくおっぱいが大きな種族らしいです。
It seems they are a race with big boobs, which is rare among the harpy family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105001
And I fucked the spoiler tag. Time to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104981
>you will never be the manly man
>you will never be touched by the glorious fluffy tails of your waifu as you fill her belly with little girls
>you will never find your daughterus entangled in your waifu's tails
>you will never quietly pry them off and fall asleep in a pile of foxes
>you will never reach that day when your daughterus are rubbing up against you just a bit too much while you're washing their tails and it's time to find them boyfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
>full of sexual desire from birth
oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes neigh!
That is a horse, that is not my cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
Damn that bird is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
Lewd bird is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
JUPU JUPU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14103259
>you merely trained for the SAT's
>I was born with them, molded by them.
>By the time we went on manhunts it was nothing to me but BORING.

>No Jinko/Oni/wolf that only hunts worthy prey at night.
>Finally has the time of her life for a month because of a marine training regime taking place in the stadium.
>She is one of the few that can actually catch any of them at night.
>Evading manhunts at night is now basic marine training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
>"Hey bird, why aren't you raping that boy over there?!"
>"It's not mating season?!"
>"In wonderland it's mating season ALL the time!"
>"Why are none of these monsters good enough without me helping them?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
Considering that her image is in the OP, it would've been a safe bet that you are indeed retarded. She came out towards the end of last thread is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
>can detect men better than most creatures in Wonderland
>start moving to the position of any single interloper
>can't fly very well
>go sprinting at a men into a flying crotch pounce
Jesus Christ the Queen of Hearts made velociraptors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105001
As you step through the scary door, a feeling of discomfort overwhelms you. It's pitch black, and there are no sounds or smells to follow, Only the cold floor beneath your feet. Your skin feels as if it were several sizes too small. With every movement of your body, every errant twitch, your skin grows tighter. Eventually, you are paralyzed in a net of flesh. Something tips you over, and your bottom lands on a rough, wooden surface. You try to cry for help, but your lips won't open. You try to take in more air, but your lungs won't expand. Your mind is sent into panic, and you fear that this is where your life will end. However, a there is a soothing voice a midst the chaos in your head.

"Welcome home, master"

A warm cushion is pressed against your lips, and a lukewarm liquid spills inside your mouth. Your skin slowly returns to it's cozy former self. However, your body still refuses to move. Dim lights flicker on, and you see a familiar face. She holds your head with a sweaty palm.

"You're finally here, master. I've been waiting so long."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105027
Talking about the TL you devil bug rape litter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105030
>leaky, pink, cockhungry velociraptors

What the shit, Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105049
The D abides though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105030

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105042
Guess I'm just retarded, I didn't even bother to expand the image. Wasn't expecting her to be done so soon, my bad, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105030
More like she made fat tat vultures.

>They can smell a man at five miles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105001
>>14105007
In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but the humblest of all of God's creatures; the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[Anonymous No.]

>New Digimon game allows not only two Digimon for double WaifuMons
>But the Female MC has a Digital Monster of an Ass.
What's your poorfag excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105061
I wanna tie Churio up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105066
I want her to lay eggs containing my baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105065
I don't care about Digimon all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105065

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105065
People still care about digimon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105065
Which game? Cyber Sleuth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105065
I don't care about Digimon in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105078
No the new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105055
's okay. The reason I got puzzled though is the place I got it from (not even MGR) had had it for 2 hours, so surprising that no one had posted it here yet. I always thought anon was swift to grab fresh content like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105065
Too swept up in animes and comics to play video games, I still haven't finished Arkham Knight.

Also 5 bucks says I can't be lewd as the feMC for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105082
Okay that's just plain wrong.

[Zana Amariyo No.]

>>14105087
It's just a leotard with skirts on the sides but not the front or back, anon. Nothing much wrong about it.

In fact, I'd say it's all too right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105082
What's it called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105049
>>14105030
>"That is for painting my roses red."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105089
Oh, I thought her skirt had somehow ended up wedged that deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105091
Digimon World Next Order.
It's another DW1 Remake
But who cares, THAT FUCKING ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105093
That would be...impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

Would kumiho hunger for livers from human women as well as men? Talking strictly for food here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105104
KC's wouldn't care for livers or human flesh. And others wouldn't have any predisposition to males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105094
Is there any info on when it will be up for preorders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104996
Her VA is like the fucking stallone of moe.
>My mouth is nothing but cotton and semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
Sounds like a good pump and dump for a solid week, till you grab her shoulders, turn her around and point her at some other dude to charge at.
>She will literally go insane if you aren't fucking her 24/7 for the rest of your life
Call me a faggot, but I wanna do things other than having sex. Shit tier waifu. God tier one week stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105123
>not using human ingenuity and building a rig of vibrators to keep her satisfied 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105104

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105127
>building a rig of vibrators to keep her satisfied
She's still separated from you. Bese fuckbirds are stupid but that means their instincts are running at 120%. She'll know it's not you, and if you tied her down to it, by the time you check up on her, she'll already be mind broken. And who knows what kind of pandora's box a fucbird's brain is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105129
Dammit, now you're making me think of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105133
She can't go mad, she's from Wonderland.
>>14105137
Tell me about the Weresheep, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105127
They almost don't care for it if SE isn't involved though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105142
It made me remember I wanted to rework and build onto something I have with a kumiho in prison. But I don't have time for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105142
Sanity is relative. Do you really want to see something from wonderland to insane by their standards?
She'll turn into a composed girl, that's always ready and needing, but understands the value of waiting and understands that, no matter how much she may want it, you can't just spend eternity between her legs, and cherishes the time that you do spend between her lest all that much more.

Now that's insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105151
Kumiho in prison, you say. Didn't I tell you to get back to work earlier on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105151
Not even if we post mausbutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105155
She's mad! She's stark, raving mad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105160
I warned you, anon! I fucking warned you!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I hadn't seen this one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105157
Been having trouble not getting distracted lately.
>>14105159
Especially not then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105168
Severed heads are cute!

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105170
Oh well, you win some you lose some. I should be writing too, but I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105176
What would it feel like to shove your dick down the throat hole of the body while the head was detached?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105176
Lala's legs are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105104
http://medicalwhiskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/academy-ahri-swallowing.jpg
>A subspecies of youko from the Mist Continent with an insatiable desire for swallowing human cocks. In the age of the former Demon Lord they would harvest the essence of humans by seducing them and consuming the magical essence stored in their livers.
>With the rise of the current Demon Lord their hunger for essence transformed from "I want to eat this man" to "I want to 'eat' this man". In this way they find a man, corner him, and stuff their throat full of his member until all his semen is drained.
>They have a sly nature, and once a man has been targeted that satisfies the Kumiho's hunger, she will find him again when his energy is at it's peak will "eat" him once more.
>A man thus devoured will be unable to resist her future advances and is considered her husband, though she will tease him as a "foolish little meal".
>If the Kumiho is grabbed by the ears and held down after the man has spent his seed, she will be overwhelmed by the feeling of his member in her throat and suck at it with all her might as if to inhale him whole, and the pleasure both partners experience is extreme.

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>>14105181
Throat muscles are super strong to be able to send food from the mouth to the stomach even while upside down and without the help of gravity.

Imagine just fucking Lala's body's while her head looks at you so embarrassed her perfect blue skin turns tomato red.

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>>14105192
Sounds appealing. Did you come up with that just now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
I want to buy the queen of hearts a drink for making this wonderful bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105199
yeh, all my greentexts are spur-of-the-moment

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>>14105203
Well, it sounded enough like KC to make me second guess it, so good job imitating his writing style. I might steal it for lighter kumiho stories in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105196
>No irish death fairy to molest her body and tease her head while holding it on your arms like it were a baby.

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>>14105196
>Athletic dollaham in spats and a sports bra
>Loves tempting you as she works out, bending over low and the like
>Doing some pullups on a bar
>Flips upside down, hooking her legs over it.
>Pulls her head off and turns it right way up, looking at you, grinning lecherously
>"Hora, what a nice tight hole. I hear through muscles are so powerful you can swallow upside down, against gravity!"
>She licks her lips, "You wouldn't have anything nice, thick, hot and refreshing for me to test it out on, would you?"

And then anon stood under the upside down dullahan and used her throat like an onahole, the end.

[Anonymous No.]

Got an idea from a conversation in thread a week or so ago. Finally have time to write it out.

>The Lilim Leandra sat in her ornate, high-backed throne and tried not to fidget.
>Her military adviser, a Lizardman named Nora, was giving her daily report on the state of the realm's forces.
>Leandra tried to make herself listen but she was becoming impatient and Nora's droning voice didn't help.
>Today was important, though few people knew it.
>Leandra glanced surreptitiously at her consort.
>Hakkan stood stiffly at a respectful distance. Carefully bred and trained from infancy, he was physically perfect, skillful, intelligent, and utterly loyal.
>His only flaw was his status - a consort is a servant and Hakkan always played the part of one.
>That would change today.
>Leandra noticed that Nora had finished and gestured for her to return to her place among the other advisers.
>Nora was the last today; now was the time.
>"Hakkan, come before me."
>He showed surprise for only a moment before stepping forward and kneeling gracefully.
>"Hakkan, you have served me well as consort. You have met and exceeded all of my expectations. I have decided to reward you."
>"I hereby release you from my service and grant you the title of Duke of the Realm. You will be given estates from the royal holdings along with a pension."
>Hakkan's head jerked up, his face stricken. "H-have I done something wrong?"
>It was the response she expected. She gave him a gentle smile and shook her head. "I meant what I said. It may not seem like it to you but this is a reward. In addition to these things I will also allow you to make a single request of me. You may ask for anything that is within my power to give and I will grant it."
>"Then I wish to continue-"
>"No," Leandra interrupted. "I do not want you to ask for something out of duty. I want you to ask for something you want for yourself. This is my last command to you: your wish must be a purely selfish one."

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>>14105211
>She felt a stir among her advisers and knew they had caught on to what she was doing. Fortunately they were all smart enough to keep it to themselves.
>Hakkan still knelt dumbfounded. She bid him to rise.
>"I will give you one day to think on it, Hakkan. You may retire for today. Come here at this time tomorrow to give me your decision."
>He gave a mechanical salute and left the room on unsteady feet.
>Once he was gone Nora spoke up. "You've finally decided then?"
>Leandra gave a firm nod. "Yes. Do you disagree with my choice?"
>"No; I doubt there's another man alive that can match him. I'll admit, I'm a touch jealous. Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long - you've been giving him puppy eyes for years."
>Leandra frowned at the laughter that erupted from her advisers.
>One of the senior maids approached and asked quietly, "My Lady, it may be a bit rude to the Consort, but could we begin preparations now? It takes a great deal of time to prepare for a royal wedding."
>Leandra sighed and gave her consent. "But keep it from Hakkan. And make sure nobody gives him any hints, either! He has to come to it on his own."

[Anonymous No.]

There seems to be a lot of writing spirit going on here. Gimme some.

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>>14105215
>The next day, Hakkan entered the throne room at the appointed time, his usual stiffness replaced with nervousness and uncertainty.
>Leandra addressed him as soon as he finished his bow.
>"I trust you've followed my command and come up with an appropriate request?"
>"Well...I have, but-"
>"Then lets hear it."
>"Um, I suppose I can't ask to be returned to my duty as consort?"
>"Your previous duty, you should say. And no."
>He stood in silence for a long moment, shifting his weight from foot to foot. His head was down, which was unlike him, but he kept glancing up at her face. He was blushing.
>Leandra fought to keep the smile from her face.
>"I..." Hakkan finally broke the silence. "Um, I'm not sure if it would be allowed..."
>"I've already promised you anything within my power, Hakkan. Do not take my word lightly."
>"Ah, yes, forgive me. Well..."
>Another brief silence followed by Hakkan taking a deep breath. He looked up directly into Leandra's eyes with his face more flushed than she had ever seen before.
>"Actually...the truth is I've...always wanted to be a farmer."
>
>"..."
>"Pardon? I'm sorry, everything just tasted kind of loud for a second, could you repeat that? Did you say something about marriage?"

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>>14105222
>"You want to be a farmer?"
>"Y-yes. I realize it's ungrateful after everything you offered me, but instead of being a Duke I'd rather be given a small farm. Near the western border if possible."
>"Well of course that's possible! No problem, no problem at all. I'm impressed that your desires are so modest, Hakkan. That speaks well to your character."
>"Ah, well..." he smiled shyly and looked away.
>"Nora, have a maid fetch the head clerk. We will see to Hakkan's wishes immediately."
>Nora sent one of the maids running while everyone else in the room stood frozen, staring at either Hakkan or Leandra.
>"Ah, if possible, could I speak with N..um, Adviser Nora for a moment?"
>"Of course, Hakkan," Leandra said cheerfully. "Go right ahead."
>Nora's head jerked when she heard Hakkan say her name. When he approached her she grabbed him and pull him in closer before he could say anything. The two began whispering fiercely back and forth.
>"Oh my, is something the matter?" Leandra asked.
>"Nothing!" Nora shouted. "Nothing at all! No problems here!"
>"It's fine, isn't it?" Hakkan asked Nora. "You were planning to retire next month anyways."
>"Oh, that's right," Leandra mused. "Nora was planning to retire to the countryside as well. Were you inviting her to visit your farm, Hakkan?"
>"I was asking her to marry me, actually."
>Nora fisted Hakkan in the ribs in a panic and he collapsed to the ground coughing.
>"That's not! Uh, I mean...this and that are..."
>"Oh~ Is that so? How wonderful, to think we would see a romance bloom before our eyes."

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>>14105005
Oh, nice. I'm glad it got translated so fast. Doesn't seem to be much to them, though. Aside from the perch thing, and their wings.

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>>14105226
>"No romance! There's no romance! It was just idle talk, I didn't..."
>Hakkan got up rubbing his side and interjected, "Isn't it fine, though? You said it sounded nice. Now that we've got the opportunity why not go for it?"
>Leandra spoke up to comfort the panicking lizard. "It's fine, Nora. You ARE retiring, after all. Just do what you want."
>Nora gave a worried frown at Leandra's peaceful, relaxed voice but eventually turned her attention to Hakkan.
>She sighed and reluctantly started speaking.
>"Look, Hakkan, I'm just a Lizard woman. You've been a Lilim's consort for over a decade. I can't...I mean, I wouldn't be able to-"
>"Oh!" Hakkan interrupted. "Is that what you're worried about? Nora, at my level of incubization I can basically orgasm at will. My partner doesn't need to be particularly skilled to make me happy. Honestly, sex isn't really that important to me anyways."
>Nora cast a worried glance at Leandra and gave a start. "My Lady! Are you alright!?"
>"Hmm~? What's the matter?"
>The advisers were all crowding around her now, looking worried. One sent a maid to find the doctor.
>"You, uh...you're kind of greenish."
>Hakkan cocked his head to the side with a puzzled look and added, "And your hair is orange. How odd."
>"Oh, it's fine~ I probably just need a little rest. I'll go lie down in my room. Nora, could you have the maids bring me alcohol?"
>"A-alcohol? You mean, wine or-"
>"Alcohol~ Lots and lots of Alcohol~!"

That's it for now.

>>14105221
I've been saving mine up for months, Anon. I don't have any to spare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231
>saving mine up for months
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

They're making a Monster Hunter anime, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105252
Will it have qt3.14 anime girls in the armors?

Will it inspire UDON-YA to release another doujin?

These are the only questions that matter.

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>>14105229
And being terrifying sex predators from birth.
Think about it. They nest? What do they eat?
Semen.
So when they talk about finding food?
>running panicked through the evening twilight Wonderland
>shitshitshitnevershouldhavesteppedinthatcave
>hear a rustling in the trees above you
>talons swoop down from above and carrying you screaming off into darkness of the forest
>you're set down in a shockingly comfortable nest of pink down feathers
>and then you see them
>a dozen tiny glowing pink hearts in the shadow
alternatively a scene like that one from Jurassic World where the T-Rex breaks the guy's leg to teach its baby how to hunt
>you're knocked down from behind
>your pants go sliding to your ankles
>you try to stagger to your feet only to be knocked down again
>and then you feel it, the trace of warm juices sliding up your leg as the harpy chick gets into position

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105252
If it doesn't have cute monster girls I'll probably won't care.
Felyne are fine, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105256
sorry, The Lost World.
It all blurs together after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231
I think I know what idea this was, and I'm looking forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah shit! I so wanna fuck a monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231
I shouldnt think its funny to watch a girls heart slowly shatter but I'll make an exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105252
Source? I'm worried about this project, since putting it in the wrong hands could make it end up like that monster hunter orange manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105264
And they want to fuck you!
There's just all this reality in the way.
Figure out how to remove it, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105264

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105266
Thread's on /a/, links are in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105266
>>14105278
>it's a shounen about some dumb kid with a cute animal sidekick
Moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105278
>Little boy hunter riding around on a tiny rath with a hideous looking cat hanging off the wing
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231
Cute, but there's just one k, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5awEHgHuwM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105278
>>14105280
>>14105282
I had such high hopes too. Not really, but it's a slight disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>There's a Splatoon doujin.
Fucking finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105295
I'm surprised it took this long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/130988890
O-Oh god, I'm dyin' over here. My sides have left orbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105301
Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105295
>Loli
Fucking soiled it. Imagine how great it could have been if they were all tall, busty, wide hipped onee-sans in skin tight wet shirts and spats blasting eachother with their goop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105054
I want to be a Velociraptor Girl tamer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105322
But squid-kids are kids who are squids.
There's no point in making them big, sexy onee-sans when there are already plenty of sexy octopussy-doujins with busty squids with wide hips.

Besides, the lolis are cute and the translation hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105322
kinda want art of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105322
So they're a squid.

But you're a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105334
Lewdest tongue I've seen in a good while.

[Anonymous No.]

A cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105329
>there are already plenty of sexy octopussy-doujins with busty squids with wide hips.
spoonfeed, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105329
I just have this strange aversion to fucking, or wanting to fuck children for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105341
>not liking loli
>being a normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

Why not muscles AND pink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105342
>normalfag
>me
I've got perversions that would make you blush, anon. Pedophilia just isn't one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch MGE, but this webcomic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105344
Ah! She's scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105346
MGE is not something you watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105350
why not? i've been meaning to watch it for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105345
>Pedophilia
Normalfag alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105350
i mean EMG, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105352
How do you watch books?
>>14105356
Oh. Well you have fun with that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105354
>P-please call it lolicon so I can pretend it's something it isn't.
Look dude, it's cool if you're fapping to drawings instead of real children. Just don't lie to yourself. It's sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105338
http://exhentai.org/g/790144/da67b38ff1/
http://exhentai.org/s/fd7d46f4e8/853450-5
http://exhentai.org/g/614233/c0f38bf4f8/
http://exhentai.org/g/607015/fd9a72bacc/
http://exhentai.org/g/780228/32b7d855bc/

Spoonfed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105360
If a Monster Girl nibbled or whispered into my ear I would lose it. They're sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105364
Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105363
Your filename confuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105362
n o r m a l f a g

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105341
>>14105345
They're aren't children if the law says so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105370
Just gonna keep repeating yourself, huh? Like a senile old man in a rocking chair staring out his window into the clouded sky.
>Normal fags...
>Normal fags...

>>14105372
>The law
Some laws do, some laws don't. But you're right. They aren't children. Just drawings of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105346
>>14105352
Just read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105375
3normalfag5me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105375
>Some laws do, some laws don't
In 2011 we had an official statement from the police that animated child porn is okay. That was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105363
>http://exhentai.org/s/fd7d46f4e8/853450-5
Hadn't seen this set yet. That insect girl in the third story, too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105363
1/5 but one more to the collection is always appreciated thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105252
might be worth a look though i have low expectations

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105383
>In 2011 we had an official statement from the police that animated child porn is okay. That was funny.
Hah, was it televised? Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105390
No it might not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105368
Just a Funnyjunk filename thing.

>>14105386
>That insect girl in the third story, too cute.
Same artist that did that other Moth doujin, too.
http://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105383
What country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105393
>was it televised
No, it was on their website.
>Where do you live
Elfland.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shag a shog

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you just love a story about a woman who gets corrupted and finds happiness with her tentacle plant partner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105401
I wanna shag a goth shog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105405
Isn't that gay?
>>14105406
Goth Shog is relevant to my interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105405
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105405
Yes, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105405
Well, as long as they really love their man I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105409
>Isn't that gay?
How? The plant is male and monster girl is well, a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105409
>Isn't that gay?
The tentacle monster seems male.
Though you never know with plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105401
I want to shog a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105417
>Plant
>Male
Wait a moment, they're hermaphrodites or that told me at school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105420
I want to dor a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105421
Never question hentai logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105424
This does not complete the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105421
Only perfect flowers have both male (stamen) and female (ovaries) reproductive organs. No really, that's what they're called, "perfect" flowers. The individuals that have only one or the other are called "imperfect" Trust me, I work with Alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105405
If the male is not human it's purge tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105447
>not liking orc x elf
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105430
I know, but for now sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105451
>Liking japanese orcs
>Liking the most pleb thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105459
>Hating Japanese orcs
But thanks to them we got delicious p'orc girls. I'm sure we can turn a blind eye to them raping a few elves as thanks for their inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105461
>turn a blind eye
I for one will do no such thing. I think Elves need some cultural enrichment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105461
If I had to choose between not having P'Orcs or elves not being a meme rapebait I'd go for the later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105467
MANSWINE! How could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105467
between having P'Orcs*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105467
>He wants elves to have rights
Get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105469
>>14105477
Sorry for not being part of the cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105465
Would you fluster a haughty, uptight elf with some 'cultural enrichment' of the porn kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105482
If by that you mean raping her until her mind breaks and making a porn video about it, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105467
Agree. Green orcs are superior in every single aspect anyway, so I'd much rather get rid of the rape memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105480
I stand by your side in this.
t. Rosco19

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105488
Would you taunt her by asking if she wants to masturbate to it? Tell her how dirty it would be, rubbing her clit while watching your hard cock ram into her clenching hole on a bright screen in the dark, her orgasm distorting her proud face into a lewd expression? Offer to break in the back hole next time, to make sure she's your fuckhole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105489
>implying green orcs don't also have elf rape memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105497
Only after not touching her for a long period, making her wonder when the next time she'll be assaulted is only for it to never come. Then showing her the tape and get her to ask for it. You've got to have patience with your elves if you want to break them properly, especially the proud ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105503
They're just infected with pig orc memes. Pigs by far and away are the masters of elf rape memes. Green orc raps is just trying to fit in. Get rid of the swine andthe Green orcs will turn into bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105514
That's all bullshit and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105515
Show me the rapey thug green orcs who aren't trying to act like pigs, then. Blizz has them as noble shamans, LotR has them as disciplined soldiers. That one manga has them as absolute bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105514
Even before the whole elf x orc thing took off there were plenty of cases of orc rape and half orc rape babies in western fantasy novels and pc rpgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105523
It evidently wasn't to the extent where rape was the sole purpose of an orc and to be raped was the sole purpose to an elf. tolkien elves couldn't even be raped. Like, literally. Could not be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105211
It's not like status is a concern for them, but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105523
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=elf+orc
I see a lot more true orcs than I do pigmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105537
Meant for>>14105521

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>>14105531
Orcs have always kind of been old style murder, rape and pillage types. Like groups of marauders or bandits only a lot more of them, it was never their sole purpose but it was always a big part of them.
>tolkien elves couldn't even be raped. Like, literally. Could not be raped.
One of the many retarded things Tolkien wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105549
>>14105531
Can anyone explain how it was "literally" impossible? Vagina dentata?

[Anonymous No.]

How racist are different groups of Elves towards each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105543
>http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=elf+orc
Just tagging orc is troublesome. Because most nips can't into high fantasy. I see a few orges here, for instance. Also I now notice that rather than pig features, the faces seem closer to bats in some. Huh.

>>14105554
They could just will themselves to die before being raped. Like, if you rape one of tolkien's elves, it's because she wants it. You could sill fuck the corpse though.

[Anonymous No.]

If you lose the track meet she'll rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105531
I remember elronds wife was raped and her two sons spent centuries hunting down orcs and killing them.

They were quite famous and make appearances in the first book talking to aragorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105564
>will themselves to die before being raped
This is not how an Elf functions. Professor Tolkien pls go back to writing about Tom Bombadil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105569
That's just Tolkien being inconsistent.

>Over the long run, Tolkien seems to have changed his mind about the possibility of elves using rape, as shown in the following paragraph. In the final version of the tale of Eöl and Aredhel, Aredhel was "not unwilling", although Eöl did use enchantments to lure her in. (Simarillion) "Seldom is any tale told of deeds of lust among them." (LACE) Thus rape, molestation, and downloading slash all seem to have been out of the question for 99.9% of elves.
When they're raped, elves die, according to Tolkien's footnote to this sentence. The footnote also overlaps with why elves don't have adultery:
"Among all these evils there is no record of any among the Elves that took another's spouse by force; for this was wholly against their nature, and one so forced would have rejected bodily life and passed to Mandos. Guile or trickery in this matter was scarcely possible…for the Eldar can read at once in the eyes and voice of another whether they be wed or unwed." (LACE footnote 5)
This is a bit of a contradiction with the torment/implied rape of Celebrían.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105563
Only privileged humans can be racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105567
Good thing I've been practicing with my weighted clothing for the past year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105549
>it doesn't abide by my views and tastes
>it's retarded
Fuck off, at least it's original and fits in his world-building as much as I know of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14104944
>>14104951
Foxes make the best lolis

And the best kind of fox is a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105567
The fuck is up with their skin, is this picture set in Transylvania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105521
>Blizz has them as noble shamans
There is nothing noble about Blizzard's orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105675
Blood and Honor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105675
The brown ones are bros. The green ones too after the demon haze fucked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105683
They were brutal, warmongering motherfuckes before and after the demon blood enemas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105686
No, they got along with the draenei fine, before the legion fucked with their heads. And the ones in contact with green jesus aren't war mongering. that's just Hellscream's ilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105660
No, it's retarded because it's inconsistent like a lot of his writing. See >>14105583 and get your head out the dead guy's ass, he was quite a hack at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105690
Orcs dindu nuffin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105704
Naw they did a whole lot. But
>They were brutal, warmongering motherfuckes before and after the demon blood enemas.
Is just a flat out lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105708
>Is just a flat out lie.
Except for the part where past the blood curse it applies in spades and they remain savage assholes even when it's lifted, except when the story calls for Metzen's sanctimonious self insert to make a show of how they aren't murderous beasts, they're just misunderstood.
All of their supposed peaceful coexistence with others is just a footnote in their backstory which somehow they're incapable of ever demonstrating the capacity for again, making it no more than an informed attribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105363
>http://exhentai.org/s/fd7d46f4e8/853450-5
>no one's getting mindbroken
>nobody's NTR'd

I'm genuinely confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be swarmed by loli beelzebubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105723
>Except for the part where past the blood curse it applies in spades and they remain savage assholes even when it's lifted
When are you talking about?
>which somehow they're incapable of ever demonstrating the capacity for again, making it no more than an informed attribute.
They co-exist fine within the horde. Garosh is just a cunt for straining relationships. For a time during the WotLK, they even cooperated with the alliance well enough before the new plague fucked everything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105739
>khepris are better

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>>14105739
>Beelzebub's cling all over you
>"Hey mister buy me a burger"
>"Gimme some of that drink"
>They start sniffing you and realise your sweat smells good and start licking you all over
>Seems they're not interested in the food any more
>Five small tongues tickle your body as they lap up all your sweat
>Eventually one of them makes her way up your leg to your crotch and finds something more delicious
>You will never get raped by a swarm of Beelzebubs
>>14105744
Khepris also get even less attention than Beelzebub, at least Beelzebub gets mentioned in the same breath as Matango at times.

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>>14105738
It's part of an anthology ya dongus.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D5DQ0sjS4no
Who wants Monster Girl Vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105779
Is that Killing Bites? God damn it, manga translations never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105779
>Killing Bites videogame

Holy shit, that came out of nowhere. Is that one guy on /a/ even still translating it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105801
I think he was willing to do more translations as long as he had someone to edit the pages. The last completed chapter was in may.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105779
Localization when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105779
Oh look, another game I'll never play

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105739
>you will never be swarmed by your yeti daughters hugging you will all their little strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105779
Looks pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105808
Seriously how many people are this unaware that PS4 and Vita ARE NOT region locked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105851
>Not wanting bloody roar with better waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105857
Are you stupid? I know that vita isn't region locked, and I posted that pic not "just because", but because I'll most likely just drop it and never play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105869
>Are you stupid? I know that vita isn't region locked
Look there was an argument the other day because someone didn't know who Yamcha was, I can't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105875
Yamcha's the green one, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105878
No, he's the tiny guy with a clown-like face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
I wholeheartedly approve of lewd shortstack bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105337
Cats are always fine

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>>14105005
>horny 24/7
>Thinking about sex since birth
>Don't think about anything else but sex

So it's literally just a mindless dumb animal in heat in an humanoid body. Pretty shallow profile. I'm with >>14105123 on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105123
>>14106005
It's visibly a fetish girl for those into it; no one's forcing you either on her or to like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106012
I'm just saying what I think of it. I never said you can't like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I haven't had anything to share in the last days, have a chubby harpy meanwhile. Somebody also mentioned I haven't done a poll yet, I'll do one once I finish some other stuff

This sketch is unrelated to jubjub, I drew this before I knew about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106028
>I drew this before I knew about it
She's way too genki and likeable to be a jubjub, anyway.

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>>14106028
>That grin
Would give spirit energy to.

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>>14105005
I wonder, would the lustfulness simmer down a little in the case a Jubjub decides it wants to live outside of Wonderland?

Also, shortstack bird needs art.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want an Abomination to give me a full-face kiss with her flesh flower and writhing mouth tentacles and promise to love and cherish me forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105034
>tfw no yandere Shoggoth meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101780
No mah lil'heart can't take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105885
Oh, I thought that was Trucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
>full moon jubjub

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>>14106089
It is waifu land, so she'd probably adjust to just clingy lewdbird if so desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105210
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106142

>she angrily bangs herself against your window in a desperate attempt to get inside your house, panting heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106124
of course not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105181
Heavenly. I desperately wish to fuck a throat hole, or the head from below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106142
someone please save my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106179
She'll keep it in a warm, safe place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106190

FOREVER

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>>14106049
There's a fine line between a lusty harpy and a living fluffy cock sleeve

>>14106074
That's a face you can trust

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>>14105779
The CG reminds of the stuff used for Xrd and the GARO anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106169
Even if I'm getting married to her in an unholy ceremony that would drive a sane man mad?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/vMZSvq6D

A very short experiment. Taught me that I'll never write in second person ever again. Not for those who dislike mindflayers and all they entail. No squid panties though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106210
That was pretty rad, and I actually liked the ending too.

[Anonymous No.]

>5 empty apartments in a new, small apartment building
>5 new tenants
>All of them Hornets
>Sisters
>Seems like they're treating this place like a "hive"
>You've heard stories about their aggressiveness, and how being a man still wouldn't save you from their wrath
>Needless to say, you were a little concerned
>That concern soon turned to irritation once they started their "gatekeeping"
>Coming home from work two days after they moved in, you were met by two of them who told you in no uncertain terms to "stay the fuck out"
>You countered that you lived here, and showed them your licence as proof
>They looked it over, handed it back to you and turned around to whisper to each other
>After a few seconds, they turned back around and the smaller one told you "Fine, but we'll be watching you"
>And watch you they did, for about a month every time you left your apartment you could feel them drilling holes in you with their eyes
>Eventually though, they finally got over that and suspicious stares became small nods and professional greetings
>A couple months after that though is when things took a strange turn
>One of them followed you to work, stopped at the door for several seconds, then turned and left
>After a week of that, your shadow finally followed you inside, only to be shooed away by you and your boss
>That Monday though, it happened again, and your boss said nothing
>Well, almost nothing
>"Sorry Anon, I wasn't aware of your, uh, arrangement"
>He was about 15 feet away, too
>You looked to the Hornet for answers, and her response gave you a headache
>"The hive must be protected at all costs"
>What the fuck does that have to do with you?
>"You reside in the hive"
>Motherfucker

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>>14106236
>You tried to tell them to cut it out, but they gave no excuses, explanations or arguments, just a simple "no"
>The biggest one told you that needed to calm down before tossing you over her shoulder and bringing you to your apartment
>She fished around in your pockets for your key, opened the door, plopped you down inside, put the key back in your pocket and then closed the door
>She copped a feel of your dick while she was at it, that wasn't your imagination
>Things continued like that for about 3 months without incident, and while you weren't terribly comfortable with it, you weren't willing to give up a brand new apartment in such a good location for such an amazing price either
>Come the end of spring though, things changed
>Whichever one was following you that day began following you uncomfortably close, often bumping into you
>They'd try to follow you into the bathroom at work, and even into your apartment at home
>Some internet searching gave you the answer, it was mating season
>It looks like they were competing to see who would become the queen, and it also looks like that competition is decided by whoever fucks you first
>It happened the next morning
>You stepped out of your apartment for work, hoping to leave a little earlier than usual so they couldn't get the jump on you, only to get yanked under the stairwell the second your door closed
>It was the smallest one, Claire
>The look in her eyes was like a person stranded on an island for years who had just been presented a buffet
>And she ate her fill

[Anonymous No.]

>1/3 of thread is gone
This thread pleases Tewi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106236
>"The hive must be protected at all costs"
>What the fuck does that have to do with you?
>"You reside in the hive"
I'd feel pretty flattered.

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>>14106240
>You missed work that day, and the next day
>She actually turned out to be a really nice girl under that strong and silent facade
>You also learned that Hornet girls were a little different than regular hornets, most notably in the sense that it wasn't just the queen that was allowed to breed, and that hives typically only have one male
>It's not so bad though, they stopped being so imposing while they followed you around everywhere, and after a few years, every day was bring your daughter to work day

I'm really bad at measuring out these posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106245
Do you actively participate in the shitstorms, or do you just observe them?

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>>14106210
>a Mindflayer will never chain you up in her dungeon and use you as her personal toy every night
Why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106247
Are you writing more by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106210
It's pretty good, kinda dark ending, but it reminded me those old Baldur's Gate games, such a nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106190
>>14106195

Now I don't know why but a yandere Jubjub who wants to rape you at full moon and forever sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106251
When I'm around when they are happening, sure
I started numerous shitstorms myself
I wasn't in for this thread's shitstorm though. What even was the subject of that shitstorm?

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>>14106210
Pretty fitting ending. Turned into a husband or not, there's probably not much left of your mind once a Mindflayer claims you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106260
Not for this, no, but I do have an idea for something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106272
I want a Yan Harpy to take me home to her warm nest on a mountaintop that I can never escape since I can't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105779
I thought the manga got axed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106210
Pretty good read, and well written. I also liked your other story.
>>14106285
Mind giving us a hint on your next idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106245
Funny thing, when some anon started to bait the retard with Bromont, ban hammer dropped down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106272
I'd rather a pygmy jubjub who can sit on my shoulders.>>14106272

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106210
P. cool, if a little less vanilla than I like my mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106296
Jorogumo stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106287
You are not the only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106312
That sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106316
I also want to incubate our egg together in front of a fireplace wrapped in her winghug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106287
But does she have birdbuddies that will stop you if you attempt to fall to your death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106306
why not both ?

>>14106312
with her Ushi-Oni friend stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106312
Neat. Can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106276
I only saw a handful of posts but I think the big storm was that autist who got flustered over Bromont again. A lot of alp posting seemed to be deleted, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106276
>What even was the subject of that shitstorm?

Someone used the phrase "Human boy" and this guy goes "No you mean manly men you diaperbabies! I must fight the alp menace!"

Strangely he didn't reply to the actual alp posting that was going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106335
>image
Oh, that's just grand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106306
Will she still retain the big Jubjub jubilees despite her size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106338
Of course she would.
She can rest them atop my head as she watches me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106326
Why would I do that? There's no way anyone would want to rather die than be the husband of a pretty bird like her please help she's watching me post

[Anonymous No.]

I want to annoy a bunch of tengu in a library with loud annoying music!

[Anonymous No.]

Frog or Lamia tongue
which do you want to give you a tongue job
Choose one and only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106359

Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106320

understandable since harpies are top tier waifus

>>14106326
of course, specially the black harpy who have a strong sense of family and camaraderie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106334
I will keep saying it, it's the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106337
I wonder what difference the other version would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106359
Frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106335
Did it really continued for 1/3 of the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106355
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKUa0iREwE

The tengu wont know what hit them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106355
you are a monster

>>14106359

>tfw no one cares about Karakasa-Obake and Akaname

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106354
Just accept it and be happy with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106334
>A lot of alp posting seemed to be deleted
So transgenderfags are finally going to their /lgbt/ board?
Mods=Gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106385
I smell a story!
what if the tengu were annoying him and the music was his last resort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106381
I think so. Don't underestimate the vitriol that two Anons can produce. Anyways, it stopped when somebody brought up Bromont and then mass deletings happened. I know we'll be seeing them next thread, though!

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>>14106399
It was because they were replying to someone string shit, mods tend to just delete as much as they can to stop the shitstorms when they come through. There's also more than a few cases of the guy trying to start something replying to himself to get it started.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being so quick to get mad and people who don't care about MGs will stop coming here just to troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106402
Who gets annoyed by a murder of isolated nerdbirds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106446
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106446
Fish gotta swim, bird gotta fly, 4chan gotta rage. Don't fuck with nature man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106446
That sounds easy, but the troll replies to every single post with a agressive/inflammatory way, I can't blame people if they reply to him.

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>>14106446
I've heard posters in these threads use analogies like "we're a bee's nest and we'll sting you if you kick us" or "we're a vat of oil and if we go up in flames it's your fault for lighting the match"

/mgt/ is doomed to be easily trolled by it's own nature.

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>>14106447
Good question!
may be they were asking him too many questions.
you know, he's a man in a library, he must be smart and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were born to an echidna mother, what three monstergirl sisters would you most like to have?

You get your big sister, your twin sister, and your little sister. The only restiction is that you can't choose girls of the same rough type.
For example, no hellhound/werewolf/kobold, lamia/lamia/ryu, wight/vampire/zombie, or anything else like that. Lets go for maximum diversity here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106446
Thats the same as telling a nigga to stop being a nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106210
It was very well written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106465
What's the alternative? Obvious troll shit gets ignored plenty, but then you have legit retards trying to push stuff that would happily set up shop here permanently.

Gotta go with the lesser evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106466
They must have thought he was a nice guy and tried to hit on him, but now he's acting like an asshole to make the bird nerds stop spilling their spaghetti everytime they get near him.

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>>14106476
>monsters having sons
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
>big sister
Werebat
>your twin sister
Grizzly
>and your little sister
Oppai Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106466
don't annoy the poor and innocent tengu you monster and satisfy them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Jabberwock, Demon and Kraken. Yes, onee-sans all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106486
MGE has several places that say that monsters may eventually become able to give birth to incubi, so he's not doing anything bad. It's not like he's saying you'd be a monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106486
Cry about it in your own fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106503
Didn't monsters birth humans on very rare occasions during the age of the previous Demon Lord?

For all we know, there might be some Elf-hating human dude that's 1/64th Elf or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106515
They followed old rpg rules. Pure monster spawn or fractions like half-orcs. No humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
>Wight Onee-san
>Paladin-chan twin
>Arachne Imoutou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Jabberwock older sister, Crow tengu twin sister, and Mantis younger sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
>Over protective Ushi-Oni onee-san who's 2-3 years older, doesn't want anyone outside the family laying a finger on her brother
>Chill twin sister Yeti who just wants to laze around playing games and hugging
>Washboard Hellhound imouto who thinks her older sisters spoil me too much. Prone to pouting and extremely cute moments oh honesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Fuck your rules. I want all 5 dragons as my sisters. Jabberwock and Ryu older, Wurm twin, Dragon and Wyvern younger.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure you'll all come around willingly when our mightiest centaur is unveiled from within the Wonderland territories!

Until that day comes, you will be loved willingly or unwillingly! Now get in the carriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106486
You first, lead by example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106531
Kill me where I stand! I'll never serve the likes of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106455
You can't fight the memes, Jack

Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106531
Why do you always post that image and try to spar discussion on horsepussy when no one really cares? Does it make you feel bad that no one talks about horsepussy unless prompted, and even then, the only horsepussy that gets love is nightare who, in her ideal dream form, isnt even horsepussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106503
>Incubi aren't monsterboys
The worldguide says the only reason they're not classified as monsters is because no other monster has previously existed that has both SE and DE. So they're in some kind of classification limbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106494
>there pissing me off so the answer is to have sex with them.

rage sex in a library because the tengu's are annoying him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106531
I've never actually read anything by Lewis Carroll, can someone spoonfeed me just what kind of Centaur would exist in Wonderland?

Also, yes. I'm totally okay with the Horsepussy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106548
Obviously the White Knight and the Red Knight from Through the Looking Glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106546
No, kiss them and tell them how pretty they are so they get flustered and jump you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476

Kejourou big sister
Ryu twin sister
Kikimora little sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106525
>Yeti can only play original Xbox games because of her paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106549
What about rocking horse flies? Little crazy centaur fairy hybrids sound cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106545
Nah, incubi are no different from humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106486
What is there to kill myself about?

Incubi can become females too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106546
of course, harpies are pure and love after all

>>14106476
Big sister : Titania
Twin sis : Black Harpy
Little sis : Jorou-Gumo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106562
I'd like to think in a world where monster girls exist there's companies that make video game control pads designed for races that would have trouble with the default ones. The real problem would be handhelds and smart phones, imagine trying to use a 3DS, Vita or Android with big meaty paws.

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>>14106574
>Nah, incubi are no different from humans.

Mindflayer and Wendigo bro. Not to mention all the DE effects. Even for the rest, they're straight up monsterized humans the same way a monsterized elf or houri doesn't look particularly different but are still monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106486
To be fair KC said in a Q&A that if a woman was preggers with a human boy before she monsterized he'd be born as an incubus instead of just alping in the womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106531
Never!
I shall unite the lizardman tribes and lead them into battle!
I shall enhance them with enchanted arms and armor!
Runes which bolster strength and durability!
And minotaur's milk to give them enough muscle to beat back any horse pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106587
>Mindflayer and Wendigo
You can stay in your human form with those, you know? Is the MGE way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106600
Doesn't make them "no different than humans" though. It's like saying a vampire is a human, or a dhampire or a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106604
You are right, they are humans with higher sexual potency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106613
>Can turn into dildo squids
>Can be interdimensional bigfoot
>Can have their brain eaten by a giant mushroom and walk around like it's no problem
>Can be undead
>Just higher sexual potency

Come on now

[Anonymous No.]

>Wizard Argues with his Dragon Girlfriend
>Becomes a Near Apocalyptic Event
Such is life in Monster Girl World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106619
Yes, they are not monsters, they are humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106626
Read the guide. They're neither, but they're closest to a monster. By your logic, all the monsters than can disguise themselves as regular women are human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106620
>A Monk and his Oni Girlfriend want some rough sex
>Entire Continental Plates are shifted around
>Cities and Countries are buried beneath magnitude 9.5 Earthquakes
Such is Life in Monster Girl World

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106626
You should read the guide, a human altered by mamonomana is still a human. Period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106643
I can see a wurm arguing this outside some city gates as why she should be let in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106643
Meant for >>14106636.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Holstaur big sister, Yeti twin sister, Hobgoblin little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106647
Why is he so slow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106497
That sounds like a big sister hard mode. I can imagine them all vying for superiority in some way.

>>14106521
Would you and Paladin-chan protect each other from more aggresive monstergirls, Would the other sisters help?

>>14106528
Fine, but they're all wock versions of the actual monstergirls. And so is your mother. You're the only non-wock in the family. Enjoy, and try not to question how you actually fit inside the womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106636
>An incubus is mainly a human man that kept receiving Demonic mana, and containing it within his body, resulting in a transformation into a being that's convenient for monsters, possessing superhuman stamina and lust.
>Under the current concept, monsters are all female beings that only possess Demonic mana, so an incubus, which is male, and possesses both mana and Demonic mana at the same time, is not a monster.
>not a monster
>Ultimately, they're just humans altered by Demonic mana.
>just humans altered by Demonic mana.
They are not closest to a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106531
I've always been on board though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106647
>Wurm can go through walls and gates
>Wurm can't read stop signs
>but Wurm will stop when told to in a firm tone of voice
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106654
Because he didn't read the guide which only distinguishes incubi as a technicality.

>They're transformed by demonic energy but since they still have spirit energy they're not technically monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106619
>>Can be undead
>You will never be a zombie incubus
>Your rational thoughts will never be subsumed by love and lust for your waifu to the point of making you unable to do anything else
>Your wight/vampire waifu will never care for you because of your crippling condition for however long your mutual lifespans will be

This is true pain

[Anonymous No.]

'course it's all real, got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106663
Oh, KC word doesn't meant nothing to you? Please don't force your headcanon on us next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, I'm already a Demon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106669
>Ultimately, they're just humans altered by Demonic mana

Which is what all monsters are.
>falling for the KC inconsistency and doubletalk

This is the same tier as him insisting that there's no brainwashing in MGE. Give it up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106673
>didn't even edit an eye-patch on her
It's okay Boss. We'll do better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106675
*What all humans/demihumans turned into monsters are

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Yeti, Kobolds, Zombie, in the order you mentioned. Sounds like a nice family, especially when I'm still young enough to sleep with them in their beds.

>>14106667
That tail looks pretty rough. Needs to be brushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106667
BIG
THICK
TAILS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106673
I want to kiss a Demon's womb with my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106656
>Would you and Paladin-chan protect each other from more aggresive monstergirls, Would the other sisters help?
Yes and yes. She'd protect me with figurative tooth and claw, and I'd stand between her and any monster looking to give her shit for being human, and hell would break loose if our thug-dere wight onee-san ever found out about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106663
I was referring to lanternon in response to the obvious reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106675
Well, you should ask KC about your own interpretation of the guide. Until then, you are in the wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106690
Plz. No sane person would agree with KC's rambling about no brainwashing and nobody would call an incubus human when they read those descriptions. Have you even read stuff like his addendums on incubization that say things like "you usually keep most of your mind when you incubize, but if you're kept in a rape dungeon by a monster you go full mind monsterization slutmode"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106446
It's less about that and more about people here are just naturally bitter. It's not one anon, it's multiple that got banned or at least had their posts deleted. We all just need to calm down and realize that deep down despite our differences we are all Anons. And we need to cool it for the hate for everything. Shit like Bob memehate is just as bad if not worse that the Bromont hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Echidna big sis (duh), Tengu twin sis, Kitsune little sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106678
That's what you get for having expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106705
>Bob memehate
It's not a meme. It's real. What is wrong with you to think for a second that it's fake?

[Anonymous No.]

How would your monstergil waifu react if another monstergirl was hitting on you? And how would you like her to react? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Clothed underboob paizuri with a Jubjub, during winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106694
Well, if you are going to disregard the canon like that I have nothing else to discuss with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106705
>Bob memehate
How new can you be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106721
I'd prefer for her to just gently move the intruder aside and then french me until the awkwardness forces the intruder to retreat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106721
She's Yan and would stare the girl down with her crazy murdereyes. I'd like her to wrap her fingers extra tight around mine and shyly confess how she wanted to murder what hussy when we get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106730
I guess actions really do speak louder than words. There's nothing one can really say in response to something like that happening in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106721
I think she would be pretty mad.
>spoiler
Depends on the monstergirls, but I'm all for threesomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106721
Considering she's probably in the top 10% of monster girls you wouldn't want to piss off things would probably end badly. At the very least I'd at least like her to avoid hospitalizing the other girl or picking a fight with a Lilim/Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106721
I would be flattered, and I don't think she would care too much. That said, it's unlikely to ever be an issue, since we would be too busy in her lab for it to happen. Unless it were the delivery person, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

How Yan is TOO Yan?
I say it's when a Monster girl uses Magic/Mamano to turn you into a fetus and rebirth you from her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106727
>Not being able to differentiate what KC says from what he shows, especially when his entire works are full of contradictions.

So you really think that all the women turning into total cock hungy sluts during monsterization is just them "letting out their inner feelings?" and not brainwashing in the slightest?

Go on. Defend that. That should be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106751
That's way too yan. I'd say too yan is when she hurts the one she loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106751
Once she starts tying up other girls and magically rape-torturing them just for looking in my general direction, I'd probably be calling the cops. I love her and I'll help her get better, but I won't let her hurt others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106740
If that alone fails, it continues with her slowly parting her lips from mine, leaving a strand of saliva between us, and then she turns to stare at the intruder while licking her lips, ruffling my hair and looking smugger than a Cheshire scout leader after the parents have left her alone with the kids.

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>>14106754
>Go on. Defend that. That should be funny.

You're thinking too hard, it's the creation of a beta Jap. You ever read a FatalPulse doujin? It's a common thing for Otaku to think or at least portray in their works that all women are sluts just waiting for something to help them be honest.

If you think otherwise you're expecting too much from a porn setting.

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>>14106754
>So you really think that all the women turning into total cock hungy sluts during monsterization is just them "letting out their inner feelings?" and not brainwashing in the slightest?
Yes, I believe that. The desire to be sexually dominated is deeply programed into the woman. I can post the whole pasta, but seriously, I'm done with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106721
She'd tell her to back off because I'm hers.

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>>14106772
>the canned porn setting defense
Boo. Put some effort in. Here's another example. Deruella is stated to be a good guy, but she's about the worst. Even KC has changed his tune to calling her a radical. How do you square with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106716
It's just as cancerous if not moreso than the Bromont hate.

>>14106728
Memehate is memehate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106777
>Forcibly altering people's minds
>Not brainwashing
>Cause KC says so

It's still hilarious how you don't see the disconnect at all. This is some 1984-tier doublethink.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a hair salon and get my haircut by a Kejourou who runs the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106787
Druella is the cutest, I want to see her fluster by poking her butt with my dick while we cuddle.

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>>14106787
>Boo. Put some effort in.
No effort needed, I'm not the kind of guy who expects real world logic from wank material.
>Even KC has changed his tune to calling her a radical.
Here I'm going to throw your own line back at you
>falling for the KC inconsistency and doubletalk
Now see how silly you sound? Besides the term radical is extremely subjective, one man's radical is another's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106792
One ban evading sperg hating on the last of the most ancient writefags isn't comparable to most of the thread legitimately despising bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106801
This Lilim has no ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106796
Would them getting a haircut hurt? They essentially have hair-pussies, so can it even be cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106801
What butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106801
I want to grab her tail and make her let out a surprised moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106813

well they do give a lock of their hair to their husbands so probably not actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106801
>Deruella getting flustered from sexual advances
Are we talking about the same turboslut that wants to turn the world into an eternal orgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106830
She's a pure turboslut.

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>>14106804
How can you throw my line back at me when it just supports my position? What I said was just because KC says something doesn't mean it matches up with what he's actually showing at all.

If KC says something is X in a throwaway line, but everything happening around it points solidly to Y, then you don't ignore the second part and just go 'That's how it is.'

It's the other guy saying otherwise.

Plus, don't even try to argue semantics. You're just making yourself sound silly in this case.
>one man's radical is another's normal
Because dark matter 'sploding cities and fucking in the ruins is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Puffy nipples, y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106834
>Deruella
>Pure
What sort of bizarro /jp/ have I stumbled into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106842
Are you having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106853
The one where they've started to turn her into a delicate dindu nuffin moeblob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106842
>How can you throw my line back at me when it just supports my position?
So basically what you're saying is you only support KC's words when it suits your narrative? Got it.
>>14106830
You never know with monster girls, remember the qt dark matter who missed her chance to get a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106848
Those are like the ultimate thing to suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106848
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106751
That sounds kind of hot, in a very twisted way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106848
Of course, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106801
I want to fill Druella with my semen until she holds her face with both hands and grins from ear to ear with hearts in her eyes and a blush so thick it's even on the pillow behind her! Ahhh...
I want to have kids with her by the litter. I want to be "litter"ally covered in the physical manifestation of the love stemming from the lilim and I. I want to have sex with her 24/7, only stopping when our bodies give out and we lay atop one another, sweaty, messy, and sleeping in such an embrace filled with our beautiful afterglow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106810
>>14106817
You're confusing her tail for her right buttcheek. Her right buttcheek is actually obscured behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106857
We don't even need to turn her into a moeblob, I'd gladly be her knight/bodyguard/husband/second in command and help her with her schemes.

I do like to think she sometimes gets lonely without a guy she really connects with though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106881
She still lacks a butt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106856
Way to miss the point. It's so simple. You go with what is shown. If somebody hands you a rock, then calling it a rose doesn't change what it is.

Nobody sane could take an undead man and call him a regular human. Yet that's what you're trying to sell. It's preposterous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106881
Somebody should color that so there are no more problems.

[Anonymous No.]

South Park just did an episode about political correctness and privilege checking. Let's make fun of Lizards now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106887
Traitor-kun, not now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106890
It was stolen by a wizard, and given to an orphaned, previously flat-bottomed lesser succubus.
A rare act of Robin Hood-esque kindness for our usually bitter wizard menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106900
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106904
But I want to be the Albedo to her Ainz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106810
She has no style, she has no class, this Lilim has a funny ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106916
How far are you willing to go for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106900
DID YOU JUST IMPLY THAT ONLY LIZARDS CARE AND ERASE ALL THE OTHER MONSTER GIRLS WHO BELIEVE IN HUMAN BOY RIGHTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106929
I believe he did.
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106922
That entirely depends on how far she wants me to, if she requests it I'd crash a dark matter into a village with no survivors. Not human ones anyway, they'd all be monster girls/incubi after.

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>>14106825

Or maybe they do but since it's only a small part of their hair when that they give it's no big deal?

Would Kejourous need to get their hair cut at all? Do they keep it short in summer to better deal with the heat? If they get a hair cut will it grow back faster than in the case of a human? Or can they just magically shorten the length of the hair?

So many questions

[Anonymous No.]

how about a stalker lillim that turns every human the MC tries to date into a monster?
could also work with demons, but I like variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106900
Lizard girls are a joke, they call themselves competent fighters? I'm surprised they can say that with a straight face when they're jobbers compared to Baphomets, Lilims, Minotaurs and Oni.

They should stick to playing house with Alices or take up kitchen jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106952
Wouldn't that be bad for the Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106952
>She keeps turning girls that get close to him into monsters
>She also gets annoyed that monsters keep trying to hit on or rape her crush
>She's too dense to realise that the monsters are the girls she corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106956
maybe it could work if the guy said human girls are better and she's just getting bitchy vengeance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106956
If the lilim is into harem, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106970
I highly doubt that Lilims like to share. Well actually MGE say they can do anything you want, but I like to imagine that the most powerful girls are more obsessive and stick to monogamy/bigamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106952
Seems like the kind of thing a lilim would do for kicks. Except the girls who get turned into monsters would probably pounce on him so I don't think it would happen past one girl. Unless she turns them into something slow or dumb.

>Turns girl into mermaid
>He escapes while she's flopping around
>Mermaid coasting down the street later chasing him in a mop bucket

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106952
there was that one story prompt earlier about a lilim getting her hands on a bunch of feminists.

thats the story I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106979
Their profile says they're super monogamous because of their parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106980
>in a mop bucket
You fool, everyone knows that mermaids these days use skateboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106988
>mermaids on skateboards
that image hurt my brain

[Anonymous No.]

Considering the new Monster Girl, I should totally repost my Teaparty story

>'CHAAAAAANGE PLAAAAACES!'
>How many times has it been? You can't really tell.
>Ever since you stumbled into this strange Demon Realm, its been one insane moment after another. From being chased and teased by a grinning catgirl, to hiding from a stoic, cold eyed dragon girl who had two mouth tentacles extending from her sides that cackled and laughed lewdly from moment to moment.
>Finally you found... the Tea Party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106988
That is a fucking clever pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106997
>At first it seemed like a welcome relief, you could finally sit down on a large, comfortable chair and relax. Sure, the monsters pretty much forced you into the chair and chattered on nonsensically as you tried to enjoy your tea.
>Who the hell puts /butter/ in tea?
>Still, it wasn't too bad. You were so tired... but the caffeine in the tea was clearly waking you up.
>The great outdoor tea party had a number of guests. The host was a dapper woman with a large hat that looked oddly spongy to the touch. She was conversing madly with a grinning, jabbering rabbit girl with enormous pink fluffy leg fur and a very sleepy mousegirl in a giant teapot.
>You smiled even, enjoying the humor and the singing.
>And then you said the wrong fucking thing.
>"You know... come to think of it, its probably my Unbirthday too."
>"IT IIIIIIS?!"
>Echoed by the others... it was the start. Your arms, resting on the arms of the chair, were suddenly clamped down by soft yet irresistible bands.
>The party began.
>Everyone was invited it seemed. The lost little girl succubus who you lost control and raped, and then ran away from despite her begging you to stay. The damn cat and her leering grin and her teases. The dragon herself, the Jabberwock, who sat disdainfully and sipped her tea. She didn't even try to sing, only monotoned the words of their unbirthday song. Her laughing tentacle mouths gibbered and chortled along with the melody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106952
you be funny if he gets increasingly pissed with each corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107002

>The little girl Succubus bounced on your cock as she sang along to the songs, eating cake and not seeming to understand the fact that you were having sex. She just wiggled and bounced and squirmed until you exploded inside of her.
>She even kisses you cutely on the cheek and says 'Very Merry Unbirthday, papa!' as she pulls herself off when the call to Change Places occurs.

>The March Hair giggled and hopped, bouncing and sloshing tea and butter and sugar everywhere. She went wild on your lap. Wiggling her pussy ontop your helplessly erect cock and flicking her ears in your face. She bounced so hard and so fast you were worried your cock would be injured.

>The little mouse girl dozed on your lap even with your cock inside her. As she slept, her insides... did things to you. They writhed and pulsed and slurped as she gave the cutest little snores and yawns. Half murmuring along with the tweety music from the seemingly animated teapots. She was utterly adorable, and gave you a searing orgasm that drooled out of her tiny body. She woke up and gave you a sweet kiss before falling into a teapot and being handed down the table.

>That damn cat leered at you as she rode you, turning your 'Unbirthday' chair around so she could ride you face to face and still look at the party goers. The inside her her pussy had ridges that seemed made to stimulate your cock, and her purring right into your ear and lewd, teasing comments were blindingly erotic. You came in her twice with her shit-eating grin never fading from her face.

>Then it was the Jabberwocky's turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107004
*it would be
no idea how i fucked that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107006
>You felt even more intimidated by the stoic faced Dragoness approaching you as you sat. Your dick was covered by your semen and the fluids of the others you'd been with.

>The gibbering, jabbering tentacle mouths slide forward and, like a dainty maid using a handkerchief to clean her chair, proceed to lick you clean before she sits.

>She pulls her skirt up, exposing brown curve of ass as she sinks down... not caring if her back is to the tea party as her pussy slowly swallows your cock. The pink wetness inside is hot, like a furnace. And the molten heat and tightness grip your cock as her toned thighs sink down onto your legs.

>At first she cocks her head as if wondering what you are, then raising her finger to your lips, rubbing them down to peel your lower lip from your teeth before sliding it away. She says with barely a rise in her even voice, "Very merry unbirthday to you..."

>And then with the ferocity of a dragon, she began to pump your cock, riding you with a dedicated firmness. Her tentacle mouths cackled and moaned and lewdly slurped your face and chest. She bounced, breasts rocking over you as her cheeks colored pink even in the brown of her skin.

>Thud thud thud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106997
>>14107006
>>14107006
Go away Nega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107010

>The force of the impacts strained your bones. You helplessly cried as the song swayed and bounced right along with her savage fucking. Yet, through it all, her expression only pinked.

>It would be utterly adorable if it didn't feel like she was going to break you.

>Your orgasm comes as a relief in so many ways. She clamps down on you, pussy rocking onto your cock like a hungry mouth. Lewdly rocking there as at last some joy came to her face. Her eyes softened, and her mouth opened in a little moan as you jetted semen deep inside of her dragon pussy.

>"CHAAAAAANGE PLAAACES!"

>Oh god. When will it end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107012

>Your host, the Hatter, at last took her seat. She snuggled down onto your lap, the wet, slimey softness of her clothes was... strange. But you wondered with those long pants how she was going to fuck you.

>She giggled, sending a wink over her shoulder, then laughed madly, "Its a Very Merry Unbirthday, Anonymous Man!"

>She rocked, and you had to admit, she was sexy and dapper in her clothes. Even if it more like mushroom flesh then cloth. She mmmned as she sang along, before rising up and reaching between her legs as she bent forward for you. Holding onto her hat with her other hand.

>Like a zipper being pulled, she parted the middle of her pants by drawing her finger down the crack of her ass and over her puffy, drooling vulva. It was, despite the things you'd seen today, one of the most erotic acts you've witnessed.

>Sliding back, she assumed pride of place as she sank onto your cock. Her pussy was so wet, so slimy. It clung to the flesh of your cock with a lewd stickiness that promised incredible friction as she rode. Her plush, heart-shaped ass dropped fully down into your lap and she sighed contentedly. Her gloved hands rest on yours as she turned her be-hatted head, smiling at you.

>As they sang, she began to rock. Her pussy moved around your cock with a wet slurping sound, her back bowing bonelessly as she rocked forward and then back onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107011
>Nega is alive
I just felt a cold chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107017

>"You know, Anomymous Chap! Don't look so down, put on a dapper hat!" She slaps her hat upon your head, and on looking at the inside you can see the wet, slimy tissue inside. It was a mushroom cap, alright. And it sat both dapper and lewd on your head. You didn't know your head could be molested, but this hat was certainly trying. "The Tea Party has been a wonderful success! I should know, I made the mess!" She giggled and her wild eyes danced at you.

>"Three-hundred sixty five days in a year, and Unbirthdays come with merry cheer! Your birthday is but once, we all attest. But your Unbirthdays fill all the rest, so please, dear sir... give us your best!" She arched up, kissing you hard as she twisted sidesaddle on your lap. Continuing to rock and squelch and slurp on your cock. "You'll be here forever, my anonymous man. For Tea Parties and Tulips and fun that will never... ever... end~!" She purred the last words as you drooled thick dollops of semen into her inhuman pussy. And yet the vigor from the tea wasn't stopping.

>All the girls, all together, cried aloud, "A VERY MEEEEEERRY UNBIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY... TOOOOO YOOOOOOU!"

>Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101711

I hope he does the Bandersnatch next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106862
Touch the Puppies! Don't be a Yuppy!

[Anonymous No.]

It awakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107028
Yes, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107020
That's just the Yuki-onnas coming to town for winter, you should let them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106997
good quality bait

[Anonymous No.]

>[Heavy Breathing]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107060
That face still looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107060
Did you eat my Ghost Peppers again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107060
>[Heavy Breeding]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107066
I wonder if you tell a Hellhound that, she'll stop staring at you through your window at night like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106272
Reminder that Harpies lay eggs THAT big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107020
>someone complains about "Bob memehate"
>Nega comes in and reposts his story like the attentionwhore faggot he is
Coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106476
Wight Nee-san
Kobold twin
Wurmouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107086
Now all we need is Alp asking us to tell him which story we want another paragraph in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107088
>tfw when the Wurmouto from Lanternons first story never got anymore focus in the last few acts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106751
This is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107060
>"Oh, hey Anon, fancy bumping into your here, ehehehe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106751
That doesn't sound too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107103
I want to slowly slide down until I'm sitting low enough to slide under her, only for her to drop down and sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107103
B-but you knew I was here.
You actually followed me for the last half hour!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106751
I want to keep my memories if I was already an adult, so no. However, I'm totally fine with being adopted as a baby by a yandere and raised to be her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107029
A tremendously small head rises from beneath the comfy folds of a once quiet bundle of blankets. Messy short hair cascades off its face as it rises higher and higher out of the cloth nest. A frilly bib breaches the blanket as an equally adorable pacifier pivots upwards. Slowly, the creature opens its naive eyes, stretching its arms and rubbing its eyes and towers above its crib for the first time after a few minutes of napping.

An innocent shine gleams from its eyes and it observes the entity standing before it. Once aware of its surroundings, the creature opens its mouth and lets out a powerful roar.

>"Papa! Upsies!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107083
It makes them hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107103
>You will never be pinned against a wall by a Hellhound greater than you in size, panting and giving off a powerful scent, making it obvious that she's in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107117
>I'm totally fine with being adopted as a baby by a yandere and raised to be her husbando.
We need more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

After a lifetime spent in a frenzied pursuit of SCIENCE and magic you finally ascend beyond your squishy fleshbag body and become an all-powerful Lich.

However, your new pussy-moistening aura of death and despair has attracted a harem of murderous monstrosities who are psychotically devoted to you.

What deadly beasts do your followers consist of, and how do you deal with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107124
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107029
>>14107123

Tfw you will never be a cute baby scylla/kraken/mindflayer's dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107103
How do you think a Hellhound in that position would react to being motorboated? Would it only drive her lust or catch her off guard enough to open an escape route?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107133
Gotta have a Ghoul hitsquad, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107123
I cannot give into her charms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107143
>Hitsquad
>Not licksquad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107133
>Yandere Ushi-Oni who would throw her life away if it meant pleasing her new master
>Sadist Manticore who gets her panties wet at the thought of being dominated by a strong Lich
>Loyal twin Khepris, one of them dresses like a boy
>A Hellhound who dresses like a Nazi and loves speaking German for some unknown reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107133
Well, if I were that powerful I'd need to cover all my bases. Surely I'd have powerful enemies too.
>Chimaera master of the guard, capable of handling anything thrown at her
>Blue Dragon guardian of the treasury, with thunderbolts stronger than the average thunderbird
>Lich researcher, for a partner in my magical experiments and additional magic support
>Ushi Oni and Wurm twin sisters from an echdna to guard the lower stretches of the complex
>Said Echidna to keep them in line
>Kunoichi maids for keeping me safe
>Gazers to hypnotize and deal with the average intruder
>Dullahans for added muscle

>>14107143
And this too I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107021
A Wonderland Harem would probably be the funnest one to be with.

It would either eventually drive you insane or ironically leave you perfectly rational as if to torture you as the Straight Man with their nonsensical shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107133
A bunch of yetis that ask my enemies to surrender pretty please with sugar on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107132
I believe Peny is writing something like that right now, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107154
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107133
Nothing but flat Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107160
No I think it would just be fucking awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107165
Well, I'm supposed to be. I got side-tracked by an idea for a Narberal-tier retard dragon who doesn't realise she died, and didn't realise death meant leaving the body, and became a de-facto dracolich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107173
Well, that's nice too.
Although the milky Arachne motheru is also pretty awesome so far, even though we haven't seen her yan side yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107173
Could be cool. Pretty much the only type of dragon I'd be interested in, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anon, it's time for science!

Pick two monster girl species and merge them!
What abomination will you unleash?

I'll start with the werepire sheep!
The agility and strength of the vampire mixed with the sleep inducing wool of the weresheep!
Perfect for cuddle raping a man and sucking his blood as he slumbers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Yeti and Weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107154
>>14107158
>>14107143
Top taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Ignis and Undine or Ignis and Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Familiar + Dragon for a Pseudodragon Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Kobold and a Hellhound.

All of the loving submissiveness of a Kobold in the body of a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203

Kejourou and Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Hellhound and Kobold.

All the loving dominance of a Hellhound in the body of a Kobold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Demon and Titania. We're making an Unseelie Court, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Holstaur + another Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107133
>Baby crazy Echidna second in command
>Shoggoth and Kiki head maids. Oversee the other maids and are rivals
>Dark Valkyrie bodyguard with a Hellhound and Tarrasque as subordinates
>Huge Black Widow Arachne who leads my insect division
>Deranged pyromaniac Baphomet who leads my spellcasters
>Her little sister, a corrupted/reverse corrupted Bapho (milfy CC version) who leads my clerics and healers
>Cuddlebug Kraken in charge of my Navy
>Spacey air-headed Ancient Red Dragon in charge of my air force
>Obligatory loli vampire (who acts like a sexy ara ara vampire) in charge of undead division
>Her second in command, a Dragon Wight with an elite guard consisting of undead versions of already powerful monster
>A deceptively gentle Holst with suppressed anger issues stemming from being NTRd by an Alice who leads my shock troops
>3 pet Kobolds. One of them is actually a Wurm but everybody pretends not to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107233
That's the ultimate onee-san right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Jinko + Familiar. I need my minichuffs man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Titania and Wurm
I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-fkxDhfMAw
>You'll never sit and clean and polish your waifu/daughteru/Onee-san's legs until her exoskeleton gleams.
>She'll never bather and massage you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a dependable big brother figure to a Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107252
That thing is too horrifying for me to get any cute out of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Lilim + Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107244
That's the plan, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Cheshire + Wight. Her lady like giggles as she teleports around the mansion, the cool sensation of her breath on her back as she sneaks up behind you and the ability to touch you with those ethereal claws when you least expect it.

The look would be quite striking too. A, tall pale undead with purple hair and cat ears, dressed in a classy dress with purple fur covering her pure white skin on the arms and legs. The only question is, what kind of pranks would a Cheshire Wight play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203

Lava Golem + Dragon

Burn baby burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107252
Good, spiders are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107256
Come on, skip to the end. It gets spooped by a tiny ant. Totally cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107262
KC should expand on which types of monsters can become Undead, and which ones can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Jubjub and Yeti, 24/7 hugging machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107269
Did he ever put any sort of limit on it? I always thought his answer was that pretty much anything in the world can get resurrected even including human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107276
I know that he said there are undead succubi, which must extend to succubus subspecies like Kejourou's or Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107265
>Onii-chan help that ant girl is bullying me
>It takes you a good 10 minutes to calm her down and explain the ant girl was only trying to be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107277
We should get Momo to poke him about it on ask.fm. Does Momo have a call sign like Batmans we can use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107204
The cuddle monster?

>>14107215
A steam elemental of some sort?
Tsun to be hot/cold?

>>14107217
Tiny fluffy dragon thing. Nice

>>14107221
How many tentacles is too much?

>>14107238
Already made the mega holst
It's milk on steroids.

>>14107248
>mini jinkos
That's worth cuddling

>>14107227
>>14107220
A rivalry is born

>>14107233
Please no, Dresden taught me about them

>>14107251
Oh god, you gave a wurm flight and magic

>>14107257
Good ol rape machine

>>14107262
Jerking you of with ghost claws under the dining room table

>>14107263
Magma dragon, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107280
>>14107265
Ants are horror incarnate for spiders.
There's nothing they can do against such a small and nimble opponent, specially when they often come in groups of tens of thousands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bfi2KNV858&ab_channel=unf0rgiven6262

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107272
This vs the wereyeti
Who is the cuddliest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107292
>He actually r8ed
We need more clone troopers like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107292
>Jerking you of with ghost claws under the dining room table
This is my fetish. Bonus points if there's guests who are completely oblivious to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107280
>She clings to your back, like an arachnid backpack, all eight legs curling around your chest, her small arms draped over your shoulders in an unconventional piggyback.
>Carry her over to where the any girl is playing in the sand pit, and squat down low
>"Now, what did we say?"
>Shyly, she reaches a hand out to the surprised ant girl. "H-hi..." Tentatively, the ant girl takes the hand, trying to peek at the spider behind you.
>"Hello. Do you want to play with me?"
>Spider imouto hides her face in your shoulder, but nods, making the ant smile
>"See? Now isn't that great. Hop off now, and play."
>Slowly the eight legs uncurl from around your chest "Okay Onii-chan."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107298

>Both of them hug you and then demand you tell them who gave you the better hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107292
>Please no, Dresden taught me about them

You'll take your eyeball freezing and traumatic force-of-nature sex, and you'll like it.
After all, you wouldn't want to end up like Lloyd Slate now, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Baphomet and Hobgoblin.
Devil and Hobgoblin
Dragon and Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107308

>So which is it anon?
>Yeah, who's the better hugger, me or her?
>"Yes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107296
Even if this is a horrifying scene...

>Arachne mom being swarmed by her cuddly adoptive ant daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107296
Well that's not surprising, ants can take down something the size of a Mantis with ease. Then again a lot of things can make a Mantis it's bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH5LbioaUoo
Now I want to see monster girl bug fights where they compete for breeding rights with some poor guy tied up at ringside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105049
>>14105054
>>14105092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpAlQLisrI

Thanks, Queen of Hearts. Fucking thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107323
Hobgoblin and Hobgoblin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Crow Tengu and Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107134
You have good taste

>>14107133
>Lilim
>Baphomet
>Dragon
>Black Harpy
>Kraken
>Hellhound
>Jurou-Gumo
>Manticore

Ferocious and powerful against my enemies and would eliminate them with no problem.
Ferocious with me in my bed. Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107306
My heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107331
Crow Tengu and Raven girl

>Smart as fuck delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Kraken and Scylla because we need more tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107252
at like 30 seconds the spider just stops and tries to act all tough to scare away an ant
>now I want an Arachne waifu that's terrified of insects

>come home one day to see her holed up in a corner of the kitchen
>ask what happened
>"A really scary beetle got in the house!"

[Anonymous No.]

Which Two monster girls fighting each other for the same man would be the most destructive?
>Asmodeus-chan vs Platinum Dragon Bahamut-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107316
Please no.
Death wouldn't come fast enough

>>14107323
Someone wants oppai Lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

This has reminded me on how overdosed in vanilla we are. I miss this kind of stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107356
The head Baphomet vs any Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107354
>"Tell me where your husband is and no one gets hurt, slut."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107331
That's a classy recluse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107356
Two muscle wurms fighting each other by throwing mountains.
Time dragon fighting a tindalos hound girl.
Minotaur fighting a red slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107354
Depends what kind of beetle it is, some can fuck up even the bigger breeds of spiders.
>>14107368
Superior waifu, I'd go with her rather than a spider in the first place. Unless it was a spidercow, Ushis are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107327
I hope that KC is going to introduce us some dinosaurs or other prehistoric animals MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107330
Turboppai loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107368
Her abdomen looks like a detatchable quadrupedal transport of sorts, like a mini personal Metal Gear. Imagine if she could hop off of it and walk on her pedipalps normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107330
MoreBoobsgoblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107354
>Snoozing in loungeroom
>Suddenly hear waifu shouting for you
>"Darling! Honey! Come quick! Please!"
>Practically roll off lounge in your haste and head into kitchen only to see her in the far corner on the roof in her defensive stance, her arms and two front legs up, staring right at a house centipede waltzing along the floor
>Seeing you, she scuttles along the roof and down the wall behind you, hiding behind your back
>"Get it! Kill it! Just do something please! I can't handle those things."
>She says that but she won't let you go. Not letting you get a single step near it.
>"Honey, calm down. It's probably more afraid of you than you are of it."
>"That's bullshit!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107388
That just made me imagine the abdomen walking around and having a life of it's own like a dullahan, horrifying yet hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107397
I was imagining it acting like a pet that carries her around and acts like dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107384
>>14107384
I had an idea for a Smilodon (Sabertooth) Jinko girl a while back, but like many of my ideas I permanently shelved it for a lack of feasibility or taking what alot of Anons and a namefaggot says at face value about every little detail on everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107380
Ushi's are poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107431
You are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG
FLUFFY
MOTHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107431
Your face is poop and your mother was probably poop too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107388
I can't imagine how she walks like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107467
Those are some pretty long hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107391
Arachnes are cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become an astronaut, head into Deep Space and encounter the Galactic Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107450
Are for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107472
She crawls and struggles around on the ground, or you could stop being a scum and princess carry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107472
Her feet are like pointy armored boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107472
She doesn't.

She just sits on your shoulders and uses her stumpy legs to hold on to you while you shoulder-ride her everywhere, her expression always staying serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107472
By using her weapon as a makeshift walking stick, the noise she'd make with it hitting the floor and the odd rhythm of her feet tapping would be the stuff of nightmares if you encountered her in a dark cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107474
for you

[Anonymous No.]

What drink would you share with your monstergirl waifu /mgt/? I'd want to share a smoothie or one of those girly cocktails because they look like they taste good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107508
>one of those girly cocktails because they look like they taste good
They do look pretty good I'll admit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107508
A root beer float or a chocolate milkshake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107508
Sleepy time with her own minotaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107508
Nonalcoholic cider or a good beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107508
Probably the kind of alcohol I usually keep around so likely a dunkelweizen of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna play a game of hide and seek with a chameleon girl in a forest while Sting Chameleon's theme plays in the background!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107423
Yeah, it could be very interesting.

With the sabertooth, I would like also to see ancient horses centaurs, gastornys/diatrymas harpies, succubi cavewomen, prehistoric fishes, molluscs, mice/other rodent and of course some reptiles.

There are a lot possibilities. It really surprises me that he doesn't have create one yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107480
I bet she's lonely. Does she try to cuddle planets to share some comfort with them?

>The original Jörmungandr myth was caused by a close encounter between Earth and the Galactic Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107570
Well I mean, if you're going "caveman" with a Succubus you might as well make her full Abrahamic.

Otherwise we're going to be taking a page out of American Gods with Neil Gaiman and turning abstract things like the land itself (Buffalo-Headed Man) and turning them into cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
Fox and Tanuki
The perfect blend of social graces and conniving plots.
Nine glorious giant bushy tails
The most sinister expressions in the demon realm.

They run well-appointed shrines that provide alms to the poor and shady backdoor deals to the wealthy. These become great centers of commerce. The priestesses are even better than pure Inari at blessings of fortune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
WHAT IS THAT WHICH GREAT PHARAOH DESIRES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107576
She isn't lonely, she thinks everyone on every planet ever is her friend and she tries to hug them

Her goal is to get big enough to hug Everything. At once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107623
I think that membrane on her torso and breasts would look better if it was burgundy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107636
>Galactic Wurm eats nebulae and stars to get bigger
>Progresses onto galactic clusters
>Soon becomes so big that the universal expansion's acceleration begins to decrease
>The universe undergoes a big crunch and turns into a singularity
>Finally, the Galactic Wurm can hug Everything at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107649
>hug Everything at once.
But at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107652
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107652
Well, the entire universe has been reduced to a singularity of contented warmness, snug within the wurm's embrace. But on the other hand, she's hugging so tight that it can't undergo a Big Bang and expand.
So you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107596
My god.
The sheer amount of fluffy would be terrifying.....or would it be bushy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107649
>>14107660
Everyone but Galactic Wurm is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>persona 5 now is scheduled to summer 2016
Well, fuck you too, Atlus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107660
>Mass warmth across the galaxy
>Once frigid planets are not as warm as the tropics
>Once boiling hot planets are now more like Mercury

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107669
That's okay. She'll just become Everything, and remake the universe. Maybe with a few more hugs than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107672
Hehe. Wrong thread?
I'm also browsing a P5 thread right now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107680
>A universe made in a wurm's image

Now that's a world I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107689
>everyone is the dense protagonist
>EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107623
Perfection, she can be the head Khepri and keep all the others in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107682
SMT has a shitload of monster girls
Nah, just watched TGS 2015 trailer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107672
>They promised a 2015 release for P5
>Pushed back to 2016
>No news on Etrian Odyssey 5 at all

I can't keep living like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107711
That's true, and I hope we get a 3D model of the Gu Huo Niao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107721
I wanna give that poor Elf a piggyback ride to the nearest restaurant and help her grow strong with food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107721
>no EO5 news
ATLUS PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107728
Strong or Healthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107731
>EO1 gave us the Forest Folk
>EO2 gave us more cute human girls, but EO2U might pave the way for a female Fafnir Knight in the next Untold
>EO3 gave us Yggdroids
>EO4 gave us skinny elves and bushis

If EO5 ever comes out, I'm half expecting a race of Moon people to take as a class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107738
Anything that helps grow some meat on her bones. Kid looks miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107742
Their entire species was genetically engineered to be skinny as fuck. No wonder they're so miserable about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107738
I wish Space_Jin would do less cbt/castration stuff since his girls are deliciously soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107744
Then I'll change that. I'll help them get healthier stronger, so they'll leave mr skeltal tier. I'll be their mentor and erase this genetic alteration from their kind. Might as well see if this so called "Hathor blessed milk" is really the real deal.

Once I'm done, they'll be the happiest elfs in this world. I'll then shoo them away to go find husbands for themselves, as their training is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107757
I want to get that left one pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107638

>>14107698
>No harem of stoic Soldier Beetles and lewd Khepri to rule over and take care of you as their Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107770
I think the Beetle looks dumb without its other half.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107770
I'll take 3 regular Khepris please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107758
They aren't elves, they are plant people

[Anonymous No.]

hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107810
Blue board chief. Careful now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107810
sup

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107805
You're thinking of the forest folk from EO1.
The vessels from EO4 were just creatures made in the sixth stratum after all the food started to run out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107810
Evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107810
What monstergirl species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107819
Oh come on Anon, it's not that hard to know what species she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107825
Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107831
If I tell you then you'd feel bad that you couldn't tell from the beginning
But come on, it's so obvious, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107810
And who is this semen demon?
And who's the semen demon drawing demon who drew it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107672
Meh, I don't mind. I'd rather it be delayed and get a game that's got everything they want to include and runs smoothly, than a potentially rushed mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107832
D-Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231
I made a pastebin of this for you here:
http://pastebin.com/P2CRuA4z

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107832
A regular demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107839
Come on Anon

>>14107842
Come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107843
Deruella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107761
why stop at just one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107849
Not enough stink lines for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107849
Come on, you can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107855
You have made me lose interest. I no longer care about your art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107855
JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107859
>He thinks I was the artist
Ha, I wish I could draw

>>14107860
But she doesn't have Jackal ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107855
>>14107860
What he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107860
Ears aren't big and floofy enough.
I think it's Jackie Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107864
That's a wish you can grant yourself, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107867
Lies. You have to go on a century-long spirit quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106997
Whatever the namefag drama is about, I loved it. Finally smut that intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107875
http://pastebin.com/FZJv77Nt

Thats the continuation in more story form. Some of the tenses are still a little fucked but I'll fix it one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107810
Joking aside, what exactly is she anyhow?
I mean, let's make a betting bucket. $5 says it's a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107836
>Semen demons drawing art
This oddly sounds erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107882
Thanks, will get to it once I'm back from work later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107203
I merge a amazon and a jinko and get gogo bamango

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107888
>Succubus artist
>Really skilled in all sorts of mediums
>But the subject is always sex
>Paintings of her first time
>sketches of dicks in all shapes & sizes
>Sculptures depicting every sex position imaginable (and several that aren't)
>Artistic photos of couples in various states of fucking
>Dabbles in erotic cooking when the mood strikes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107897
I like the cut of your jib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107902
Sweating.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107904
Receiving headquarters
Let's roll
Coming soon
Excellent

SCIENCE HURTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107902
>She tries to do contemporary art painting.
>You don't know what the fuck it's supposed to be is or what does it mean but you know it has something to do with sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107917
>>14107902
>Even though most of her art is about sex, it's surprisingly accurate
>Then again, first-hand knowledge does that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107897
I should clarify, slightly more intelligent then she is but all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107902
Greentexts like this make be feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107902
>'Is this really Mmm... necessary?'
>'Mmmmphmmmphhh.mmhpmmp.'
>"What?'
>She releases your cock from her mouth
>'Yes, it's necessary. A live subject is always better for drawing than going from memory. Now hold still.'
>'And could you please try to pick a consistent facial expression?'
>She takes you back into her mouth, sucking away as she sketches you on the pad propped up on your stomach
>You try to keep your composure, but it's useless. Succubus blowjobs are just too efficient
>You cum in her mouth without warning
>The surprise causes her to gag & cough releasing you
>Cum spurts all over her chest, her face, and her sketchpad
>She looks at you with an odd mix of annoyance & lust
>'And now you've ruined my pad. Take a break, and be back in 20. We'll have to start all over again.'

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a blue cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107902
>Writes doujins often
>Gives them to her female classmates to "see if they like it
>They like it a lot
>She feeds off of their sexual energy most nights from it
>Some of the girls realize that the male protagonist in most of her doujins look like the same guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107902
>Erotic cooking
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107933
Electric cow? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107933
Depends. Would I what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107933
>nipple pierced through bra
One, eww. Two, how does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107945
She can never take it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107875
>giving attention to attentionwhorius maximus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106247
I pastebinned this for you:
http://pastebin.com/H6FbkKzU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107951
But he's not Ovaries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106528
god-tier taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragoon story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107929
This is very nice. I like this. You're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107957
Oh man, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107934
Why do I find this cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107934
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108008
Succubi are naturally adorable.
It's a part of their charm people can only discover once try look past the sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107975
When the stars are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108020
There's someone she really likes.
And is supposedly using his likeness in her doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108023
I want to see a Succubus wag her tail like a puppy after getting praised or complimented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108023
>>14108040
I'd like to imagine she has a stash of doujins just for her. Doujins so filthy and lewd that she wouldn't even consider giving them to a Lilim.
Hidden in cardboard box in her closet is a stash of Doujins about her and the boy she loves having tender handholding sex.
She masturbates to one every night before she goes to bed so she might dream about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108046
I want to hug a Succubus and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Now there's three moths on my window at a time

Oh great, they're multiplying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108046
Damn, dat succubutt got a serious booty.
>You will never watch a succubus' plump, juicy ass jiggle as you pound into it, stroking her tail as you use it for leverage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108046
That'd just tempt me to grab it so i can kiss and tickle the spade tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108076
All they want is some love, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107843
Who the fuck is she? Just spoonfeed me you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>which species is the least suited to give hugs

>but she wants so badly to give hugs

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108099
you hug with your arms, not your hands
if she were a human she'd still be choking him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108099
>tfw no scorpion girl to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108105
Wow I haven't seen Girtablilus for a long time here, probably because of all the incident with the girtablilu snip

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108110
There's like only one smut story I can think of with Girtablilu, otherwise they go ignored.

The irony is that people say she's Not! Egyptian like the Pharaoh but in reality she's from Persia like the Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108116
Poor girls must be grouchy and sad at this point. Would a hug help make things right?

[Anonymous No.]

>you're an angry, lonely virgin who works as a police officer
>you specifically work in the K9 unit
>you're even more angry and lonely ever since your dog partner died unexpectedly, you've refused to take on another dog ever since
>you get called into the chief's office one day
>"Anon, I want you to meet your new partner."
>is this a fucking joke? you can't believe he'd do this
>a meek "h-h-hello!" comes from an unfamiliar kobold girl standing next to the chief
>you leave the office, incensed and ignoring the chief's yelling
>you arrive home, it's evening, you slam down some whiskey and smoke a few cigarettes as you smolder with anger in your favorite chair, going over the day in your head
>you're ousted from your fugue when the doorbell rings
>"Hello sir, I'm an agent with the Monster Girl Integration Agency and I'm here to drop off your home-stay, if you could just..."
>home-stay? what? you roll it over in your slightly inebriated mind
>a meek "h-h-hello!" comes from a slightly familiar kobold girl standing next to the agent
>it takes you both a second to understand whats happening
>by the time you get around to complaining, you realize the agent is gone
>the admittedly cute kobold is now standing on your doorstep, holding her bags and looking ashamed

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108126
by the look of her profile she could us one but I hope you enjoy being doped upped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108136
Depends, is she a german shepherd kobald?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108136
Fuck it, let the kid inside. Might as well. Show her to the guest bedroom and fuck off to bed. We're getting a new job tomorrow since the chief probably fired us for leaving him hanging at the office. Security might be a good alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108144
belgian malinois kobold

shepards have been largely phased out from police work

>>14108145
>the chief probably fired us

no, the chief knows you're a good guy but you've been through a lot, so he let it slide. He let the kobold go early since you were being uncooperative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108145

you're a loose cannon

turn in your badge and gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108149
>belgian malinois
You're alright, get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108149
>so he let it slide
Then we're going full Dredd.

Actually how did our previous dog die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108149
fuck, I want one.

http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/dogs-101/videos/belgian-malinois/

>helped kill osama bin laden

BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108149
>not Belgian Turvuren

Step up, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108157
It was a normal dog.

it was shot by a drug dealer during a raid, after saving your life, and you held it in your arms as it bled out, in the rain, while screaming, while shooting your gun into the air in pure rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107738
Why not both?
The two need not be separated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108170
>while shooting your gun into the air in pure rage.
That's a bit too edgy. Did I gun down the cracker fuckhead at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108174
of course, the drug dealer was also your least favorite MG species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105222
>"Actually...the truth is I've...always wanted to be a farmer."
k, that threw me a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ialhaxhr7iA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
>new girl comes out
>no one cares
Kek

So how mad are wonderlandfags? Most of them like it because girls were as cosplay as possible and then suddenly real harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108208
Actually, we all like her.
Also, she's a harpy, so another race for the Wonderland group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108208
I love her. She's a fluffy shortstack Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108208
Its that way for most new girls. We are interested at first, but quickly forget about them unless some writefag starts up a story about her or something happens to make her into a meme. Also as a Wonderlandfag, I like her. I don't really care if a monster is cosplay or abomination, I just care about how she looks and acts as an individual, and a lusty fluff bird is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108215
>we all like her.
I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108237
Oh...
>Actually most people liked her
Fixed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108170
>>14108170
>while shooting your gun into the air in pure rage.

Have you ever fired a gun into the air while going "Aaaauuuurrrggghhh!"?

Have you ever fired two guns into the air while going "Aaaauuuurrrggghhh!"?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is most likely to lose a fight because of her hubris/arrogance/cockiness/pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108240
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108244
>Amazon
>Manticore
>Cheshire
they think they're big bitches but can be beat down by almost any other MG

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are sleeping, post STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108126
Doubtful. There's alot of MGs that don't get any content whether it be writefaggotry or drawfaggotry and with the way the threads seem to work if you go out of the norm/stir shit up intentionally with shit fetishes like TF+TG and somesuch you run the risk of turning people away from certain MGs anyway.

Or you can be like me and be a perpetually pretentious procrastinator who thinks of silly shit ahead of time like a Halloween story with a Kelpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108255
ON THE EDGE

OF THE CRATER

WITH I wanna be in a canid MG cuddle-pile.

You thought I'd sing the whole thing? Too bad. I want to talk about canine girls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have that one monorus Apopis picture that mirrored his Pharaoh one? I need it for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108262
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never discover a lost Amazon tribe
>you will never become their communal husband
>they will never be gentle with you since you are the first man they've seen in over twenty years
>you will never be considered more precious than gold to them
>you will never father many children with them, and teach them more modern things like math and English
>you will never put sleeping pills in all of their drinks one night during an orgy
>you will never abscond with their diamond totem they use in rituals
>you will never become filthy rich off of selling it
>because fuck bitches
>get money

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108262
I'm not Mono, but I decided to align the two pictures because I thought it'd look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108266
>>14108269
Yeah thanks Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108110
>the incident with the girtablilu snip
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108099
>>14108105
>>14108110
>>14108116

https://www.literotica.com/s/deathstalker

This is the one Girtablilu smut I know of. Absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108269
What'd be really neat is if someone edited in a gradient shift between the backgrounds. Some space might need to be out between the two pictures if they didn't want to alter the actual image backgrounds themselves, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108269
>Both of their nails
SLUTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108244
Most reptiles. In particular, Lizards and Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108266
Is there any symbolic justification for having an eye of horus on her or is it just because it was an egypt looking thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108266
>>14108269

I want to be the only individual on grapesnake's side, her loyal assistant who does his job well and always puts her plans to defeat the pharaoh and her friends to work. A skilled man who's always there to give her moral support or straight up save her life when she's defeated, calmly listening to her rants whenever she needs someone to talk to, despite keeping to myself and barely talking most of the time.

Kinda like in a classic children's cartoon where the villain and his/her assistant always lose to the heroes and heroines, but never give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108289
like Goldar, but useful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108295
Yeah. I'd do all I can to keep her morale up as she devises new plans to take over Not!Egypt or to find a new husband for herself, since her boyfriend defected to the pharaoh's side, which is part of the reason why she's mad

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere Jubjub to shiver with nervousness and arousal as she stalks me through a forest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14106337
Apparently being covered in lewd juices is less pornographic than smiling innocently at the camera.

Fucking Alps, is everything they do meant to arouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no mofucore

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys im back hwats going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108328
Shhh, keep your voice down. The monstergirls are sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108326
>>14108328
I want you two to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108136
Let her in. What sort of question is that? Can't just leave her hanging out there.

>>14108279
Harblador did a scene with one, as well, I think. It was part of the tales of whatever thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108326
>still smug even when she's a giant puffball

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108328
You sound awfully excited.
>>14108326
It kills me to say this, but I think a manticore is one of the few things that can have too much fluff.
It would make it hard for her to hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108340
but what if that's her game? she lures you in by thinking she's harmless and BAM! she pounces

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108336
>tfw no smugcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107480
I want to form a contract with the Galactic Wurm and become her herald, traveling the stars and seeking out planets teeming with life for her to hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108351
Then she has succeeded in catching me and proving me wrong.
Clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108351
Does she really think someone's gonna approach her thinking she's harmless? Mr. Lennox told me not to trust them no matter the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine getting under the covers with your monster girl waifu for the first time, snuggling up together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108367
She'd probably pretend she's a bush or something.
Mofucores probably evolved to be ambush predators rather than pursuit predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108376
Before or after we begin the perpetual fuck machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108380
A pink bush...? Really? Does she want me to laugh at her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108288
I was gonna say the Apep hieroglyph instead.
But then i figured, "Eh, why not a more evil looking Wadjet Eye?"

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let an ex-Yakuza Dragon receive you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108388
Hopefully she's smart enough to get her fluff ball dyed a natural bush color.
Otherwise, yes, everyone should point and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108376
>for the first time

I'd be too nervous and excited to feel comfortable, but it'd be that good sort of nervousness. The kind where you have butterflies in your stomach, and you're trying to get your heartrate back under control while your body races on ahead of your brain.
It'd be exhilarating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108326
Would sniff her mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108394
I need context here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108328
Draw Apsara for us.
Or any of the new girls, really.
Preferably one of the brown ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108376
>Hellhound waifu
>Feeling that warm skin against mine, amplified by the comfort of the covers.
>Hearing the steady thumping of her tail wagging.
>Turning off the lights and just enjoying the feeling of each other's bodies.
>Feeling her shift on top of me and looking up to see her glowing bedroom eyes.
>Almost agonizingly slow, passionate sex under the covers with a Hellhound.
It would be wonderful anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108402
It's a reference to a recurring music track from the Yakuza series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108388
Are you implying that a Manticore that evolved to be an ambush predator wouldn't have also gotten a more camouflage oriented coat?
She's probably less pink and more green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108354
I want to live in a colony on the Galactic Wurm and hug her every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108267
man I want to be Indiana Jones in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108415
>>14108396
She ain't fooling nobody. I played Sheep, Dog, 'n' Wolf when I was a kid and I know bushes don't sneak around on two legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108427
>Sheep, Dog, 'n Wolf
I will never understand why game names need to be changed overseas. I was unfortunate enough to only experience Sheep Raider through a demo disc.
Anyways, bushes don't have faces and can't fly either.
And she would have a very bad day if a landscaper mistook her for a real bush when she isn't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lead a team of scientist kunoichis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108426
The snake hate would be humorous.

Alternatively, ace ventura in mgc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108490
One name demands to be placed in MGC. The private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14107160
Or the third option, you long since stop caring because you know it will never make sense anyway and you just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108326
>>14108351
>>14108380
>>14108396
>>14108415
>>14108436
I bet she's got a watersports fetish. Being a bush and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108506
Ew, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108506
You know, I'm not into piss, but if a woman ended up letting go in the middle of sex then I'm not going to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108326
She looks like one of those fluffy trees from Dr. Seuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108550
Oh boy here we go, Dr. Seuss in a monster girl world green texts are probably gonna follow now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108326
Would bury my head in and huff some delicious Msnticore fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231

FUCKIN REEEEEEEEEEEKT

that poor girl that really backfired

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108557
>I would not like sex
>here or there.
>I would not like sex
>anywhere.
>I do not like
>green legs and ass.
>I do not like sex,
>Pal-I-am

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108420
>Get on the ground
>Hug
>The ground rumbles
>The sky goes dark
>Her arms blot out the light until they are all you can see
>You have been Hugged back

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108594
For someone who doesn't like it, he's really checking out her lower butt and legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108594
>Would you get raped in a box?
>Would you get raped by a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108607
>Not in a box.
>Not with a fox.
>Not in a house.
>Not with a mouse.
>I would not have sex here or there.
>I would not have sex anywhere.
>I would not fuck green legs and ass.
>I do not like sex, Pal-I-am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108546
Personally this is one of my favorite fetishes. The idea of her getting it so, so hard that she loses control like that. Love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>12 hour workday out in forty degree driving rain
>get home cold, tired, lonely
>sit down at computer with a glass of water and some quick dinner
>sneeze into the glass, face wet again
I am seriously in need of headpats.
Give me a comfy story, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108621
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

I thought this one was super comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108607
If the fox was Courtney Cox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108388
You won't be laughing when you notice that all the plants in the demon realm are pink or purple.
Chexmate creatathist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108626
>tfw no tall and busty, slightly yan Jabberwock onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105231
...there's gonna be more of this, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108632
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

wow. MGs are finally going mainstream I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108228
Nah, all other girls were much more discussed then Jub. Others had like 30-40 replies to translated profiles and some greentext. This only got only 14 replies and zero greentext. I don't remember any other girl being ignored so much
Being a jubjub is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108636
That editorial commentary doesn't sound very "mainstream"
It sounds like you guys.
Reminder that Touhou showed up on ESPN but it's still not a normal interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108636
It's softcore porn, how do you think MonMusu manages to make it to NYT best sellers lists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108645
>Touhou showed up on ESPN
Wat
When? Why?
And Touhou is ded anyway, boatslut is new doujin king

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108650
It was Keith Olbermann talking about the Pacquiao vs. Mayweather fight.

[Anonymous No.]

So guys, lets be realistic here.

How different would your life actually be if MGs existed?
because I probably wouldn't have that that different of a life if they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
I just need one Kiki. One. And all my problems would be gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
Much, much more sex.

...or not, seeing as I never leave home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
I'd be even more awkward around girls.
I also probably would've lost my virginity by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
Eh...probably 100% different. Instead of living and working alone and spending my free time on the internet, I'd be fucking a bushy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
I'd probably be more of a shut-in to avoid potential rape. But I might work up the courage to talk to the cute holstaurs at the ice cream shops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108636
Of course they are. EMG is like the perfect storm for popular anime. Haremshit, easy gimmick, bad characters, and poor writing so no one is going to get emotionally invested in it. It's going to attract every viewer in the market because it's casual and it's got titties.

I'd say it could even be a quintessential normalfag anime in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
>get monster girl homestays like Monster Musume
>everything plays out like the manga at first
>"Great, I'm going to get me a wife!"
>all of the girls think you're weird and a bit gross and find you repulsive
>they actively avoid you when at home
>all attempts to do things with them end in failure
>more girls show up and your house gets renovated again and again
>government cuts funding to the homestay program and your stipend get's cut off, you have to pay for everything now
>nothing changes
>Girls all find men who are better than you in every perceivable way, one by one, and eventually get married and leave you without so much as a thanks
>you're left alone and poorer than before in a huge-ass fucked up house

[Anonymous No.]

>>1418660
Beg a Crow tengu or Lich to give me a job. That or become a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108675
>Living with monstergirls
>Living with species naturally inclined to want to fuck human men
>House even remodeled to accommodate them
>Not scoring one girl
How do you fail this hard? Unles you have absolutely zero social skills, this seems utterly impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108678
what the fuck? how do you miss a zero in the middle of the post number? I'm legit curious about how you managed to fuck that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
I'd turn into an alp and lose interest in the internet/anime/comics/cartoons as the urge to rape some schmuck and become his perfect waifu dominates my thoughts more and more.

Funny, it's a horrifying thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108685
I started typing in the middle of the post number by mistake and erased a number when I hit backspace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108687
Don't worry, I'll let you come out from under the desk every one in a while so you can browse 4Chan while bouncing your cute butt on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108701
You won't have a dick when you alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108704
It's not gay if he's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108709
It's gay if it's an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108687
>I'd turn into an alp
Are there really just that many faggots in this thread that are just closet gay boys that want to justify wanting a dick in their ass, or is it just one loud idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108713
Nuh uh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108715
You're fucking a man who was so gay his penis fell off. Alp radiate gay by default, and anyone who want to fuck them is gay, since alps have nothing other mgs can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108682
If you go with EMG now that is quite possible, since they have 3DPD personality
Centaurs only cares for looks in their studs, Suu and Rachne seems to be more interested in other girls, harpies are retards, minotaurs cucks her homestay etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108722
>a man who was so gay his penis fell off
Good one, anon

[Anonymous No.]

How best to bully the jubjub?

Perhaps placing a human above one, slightly out their reach, but close enough that when they awkwardly jump, they can feel them with their wingtips.

The tantalus approach

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108722
>You're fucking a man who was so gay his penis fell off.
No, I'm fucking a girl who used to be a man who was so gay his penis fell off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108714
The usual shit, more than one, less than four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108723
I'd say that both Suu and Rachnee have expressed an equal or greater amount of interest in Darling as they have in other girls. Rachnee especially seems to only treat her rope-work as teasing fun when used on other girls. Suu...I don't even know man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108731
Slap them titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108732
But why fuck the gay man in a girl's body? Why not fuck a regular monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108731
They'll just get more jubjubs to stand on top of each other to be able to reach the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108731
fuck a wock or chesire inside of a comically huge bird cage the jubjubs can't get into,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108742
Dude, imagine the kinky shit an alp anon would be into.

It's fair game to a tone of crap.

I want to give an alp mino milk and dress her in frilly, pink clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108742
Two words
Transgender fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108723
>Centaurs only care for looks
Where was that stated? As far as I remember Cerea and her mom both fell for their respective guys because they were legitimately nice poeple. I mean, yeah, the male centaurs are ugly as fuck, but I'm pretty sure the'mindless warmongers who only care about strength and self-satisfaction' thing played into it as well.
>Rachnee and Suu are more interested in girls
Rachnee it seems is more of that the girls are just convenient practice targets. Tie up Miia or Cerea to do your bondage stuff with, nobody's gonna bat an eye. Do it to Darling though, and they'll all be kicking down the doors to stop her. And Suu is... Suu.
>Harpies are retards
True.
>Minotaurs cuck their homestays
...Really getting sick of that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
Honestly, I'd be inclined to say "Not much different" as, put in a modern setting, even with KC-esqe hypersexuality, I believe that MGs would exhibit some level of adjustment to our societies. Perhaps not as bad as the so-called "3DPD", but enough that many socially-awkward guys may still be passed on, same as before.

BUT there's one thing that I find to be constant with MGs, even discarding KC-esqe hypersexuality. Straightforwardness. None of that aloof, "Oh, I liked you, but you never acted on it" bullshit. If an MG likes you, you WILL know about it.

And to the pessimists out there who say
>No way, no woman has ever or will ever glance at me like that. I've never been liked in my life and I know it.
Bullshit. Whether you know it or not, some girl has looked at you with affection. But with MGs, there would be no missed opportunities damn it!

Y'know, so long as you at least go outside semi-frequently to get some level of frequent exposure to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108749
>imagine the kinky shit an alp anon would be into.
So just like ALL other mgs who would enjoy doing any kinky shit her husband wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108751
That's still gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108723
>minotaurs cucks her homestay
One idiotic slut did that. No reason to shame all minotaurs.

I'm sure there are plenty of tall, dynamite, ultra-busty, muscled cow-girls out there who don't have the impulse control of a gnat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108742
Because they would be awkward as fuck about having-a-dick-but-not-anymore and that puts my panties in a contingency emergency.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get drunk, but im out of rum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108714
Someone did a poll-maker on /mgt/'s fetishes and there were 13 votes for gender bender. In comparison, the highest, heart pupils, had 47.

The burning alp love is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108757
>Bullshit. Whether you know it or not, some girl has looked at you with affection

Do......Do you even know the kind of people you're talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108762
Cathyl did nothing wrong.
Other than what she did do wrong.
But she's still not a slut.
On the negative way, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108772
Hey it could have been 20+ years ago but the point is that it has happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108768
their heads are so tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108757
>Go outside semi-frequently

Well, I'm right fucked aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108775
Maybe there's a small chance that it happened once many moons ago. But that doesn't really amount to much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108777
play dragons crown, then you will know the meaning of tiny heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108755
>>14108723
>Kobolds care about what's inside, and sculpt you into a fit, healthy husband suiting of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108784
She doesn't have a tiny head!
HER BODY IS JUST HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108755
>Where was that stated?
In pic related. To tease females you need the most handsome men, not average fags.
Cerea's mom also notes that darling is ugly by centaur standards. And since Cerea's dad was working as a teaser he was a bishie, and he looks like a bishie in few panels with him.
What Cerea likes doesn't mean shit since she is a retarded autistic chuuni. Normal centaurs wouldn't even look at average fags

>Really getting sick of that shit.
Getting your tits SUCKED on is probably the most intimate thing to do with a minotaur. Would you be okay with your waifu's milk being sucked by some random guy? She even had a working milk machine but she still chose to have a guy suck her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
>full of sexual desire from birth
Jesus Christ KC
>so horny they'd go nuts if they weren't monsters
>always dripping sex juices
>dickperch

I can't take this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108774
What did she do wrong?!?
There was no sexual intent behind what she did! Dairy cows have to be milked regularly. It's not good for them to not get milked. It's a natural bodily function that needs to be tended to. The fact that she went ahegao is a physical response to a stimulus, not her actually enjoying it. And it was obvious she considered other methods but they didn't work (pumps were too small, and she was too uncomfortable having her friend do it). This was a case of 'Hey a pair of hands that can solve my issue and I'll never have to worry about seeing again'. Really, the only thing she's guilty of is being an idiot. Saying that she's a slut or a cuck for having someone milk her would be like saying your girlfriend's a slut for getting an exam at the doctor.

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>>14108787
>liking furry
Fuck off to /b/

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What is with EMG and NTR? It shows up a lot.

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>>14108806
Why are you telling me? I'm defending her.

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>>14108812
Probably a case of reality ensuing in what could've been a fantasy ideal.

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>>14108812
What?

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>>14108774
I want a minotaur with those preportions to have me lay on her chest and use her breasts as a pillow.

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>>14108806
>What did she do wrong?!?
Beat her boyfriend because she was too retarded to know he was walking about farm animals

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>>14108817
You heard me.

>It's Mero's fetish
>It's prevalent in the mating ritual for centaurs
>Mino. Just Mino.

And probably some examples I don't even remember. Does Crabman want to be NTR'd?

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>>14108774
Still a slut. In the negative way.

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>>14106210
This is why I kill monsters.

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>>14108802
He didn't suck on them! His face didn't even come close to her tits. He massaged them and fondled them, but that's what you're supposed to do when you milk a cow!

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>>14108802
>Getting your tits SUCKED
Never happened.
> She even had a working milk machine
False. The little bottles are stated to not work on her.

We've been over his.
Stop being such alarmist shitheads.

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>>14108826
whoops
>Mino

Cathyl. Forgot her name because she showed up like once.

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>>14108812
Because Japan has permanent shit taste. Doesn't matter what artist it is, doesn't matter what they do, there's a high chance they'll do some ntr shit in their work.

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>>14108807
>Polt haters only comeback is the "furry" card

kinda pathetic.

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>>14108826
>Mero already discovered her fetish is shit when she went to the aquarium with Miaa and Darling.
>Female centaurs still prefer the teaser males.
>Absolutely nothing happened.

>Does Crabman want to be NTR'd?
What sort of logic do you function on that would drive you to ask such a retarded question?

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>>14108823
Like I said, guilty of being an idiot. Slut and cuck? Not by a long shot.

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>>14108842
>Female centaurs still prefer the teaser males.
Cerea is not all centaurs, anon
Cerea never even knew it's possible to fuck human men, so it must be happening just as often as never ever

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>>14108806
>This was a case of 'Hey a pair of hands that can solve my issue and I'll never have to worry about seeing again'.
So why not one of darling harem girls that were also around?

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>>14108850
Cerea's barely comfortable with her own body, let alone anyone else's. And even if Papi had the prooper digits to milk a cow, would YOU trust someone that stupid to touch you?

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>>14108826
Don't forget that MC is basically a virgin beta orbiter who have to cook, clean, deal with problems while Suu is the alpha who fucks them at daily basis

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>>14108846
>Cerea never even knew it's possible to fuck human men
Do you often pull arguments out of your ass?

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>>14106721
Probably offer her to join the fold.

Depending on the species, I'd like to see her kick the homewrecker's ass and hold her down so I can rape her.

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>>14108850
Cerea is shy as fuck and was busy helping the Barometz get shaved.
Papi literally has no hands.
Cathyl obviously has memory problems, considering she can't remember the names of the fucking farm animals she works with. She might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, too.

Stop trying to see NTR where there is none.

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>>14108806
So you wouldn't mind if your minotaur gf beat you up, and then got her tits fondled by some guy you've never met, and that she will (probably) never see again?

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>>14108832
But she's not a cow, she's a cow-GIRL.

Necessity or not, having her tits fondled, groped and squeezed like that is still an inherently sexual act.

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>>14107103
>>14107060
You will never poke a hellhound in the eyes then spray her with a fire extinguisher

Why live

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>>14108866
I'm not following your logic in beating up a woman who want to have sex with you so you can have sex with her.

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>>14108861
Anon, let's not mince words here...

Darling is as much a part of Suu's harem as the rest of them.

>>14108844
>Idiot
Yes. Overtly impulsive at the very least.
>Slut...not by a long shot.
I beg to differ.
>Cuck
Yeah that's just pure meme. In the first place, the cuck in the situation would be her bf if anyone, and he never saw, let alone took enjoyment, in her getting fondled by another guy.

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>>14108862
Then why she acts so surprised when her mom said her father is a human? And the fact that her mom never even mentioned it before means it super taboo in centaur world

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>>14108320
Alps know what boys like.

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>>14108872
No. I'd be upset that it happened, but I'd be willing to forgive her because A) it was a misunderstanding that she clearly was sorry happened, B) it was an uncomfortable situation that would have resulted in someone else milking her regardless, and C) There was no sex involved.

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>>14108877
It's my dick, I ain't got to explain shit.

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>>14108874
>having her tits fondled, groped and squeezed like that is still an inherently sexual act.
There's nothing inherently sexual about anything.
It's people who give value to things who sexualize things and actions performed.
Darling even shows us.

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>>14106335
>>14108320

Science proves that boyish alps are lewder than feminine alps

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>>14108890
Well your dick is dumb!

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>>14108874
Working hard to make a living
Bringing shelter from the rain
A mother's calf
Who acts real tough
Blue denim in her veins
ooh ooh ooh she's a working class cow.

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Don't be shy intern boy, you'll get the hang of it soon enough!

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>>14108857

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>>14108267
This nigga I like.

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>>14108899
I am getting paid for this, right?

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>>14108899
Sorry m'am. I'm just not used to giving presentations like that yet. But I'll definitely do better next time!

And since I'm here, ma'am, would you like some help up off the floor?

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>>14108862
Have you even read manga? The whole plot of the chapter was that Cerea had to prove to her mother that it can also be okay to fuck human
Her mother asks if she really thinks it's possible to fuck humans and Cerea herself is unsure about that

And what >>14108881 said

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>>14108806
>he was too uncomfortable having her friend do it
Because when you need help with something intimate and by extension presumably embarrassing asking a complete stranger over a friend is the obvious choice.

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>>14108906
Of course, it's overtime.
>>14108907
Dense MC-kun, you'll never get ahead in life.

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>>14108621
Does it look like your mother posts here?

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>>14108899
I want to climb the corporate ladder in Monster Girl City!

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>>14108914
You better have a good tongue.

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>>14108889
>I'd be upset that it happened
Well, that's more than can be said for Cattyl's guy.
And just to point out, she didn't look that sorry about the initial misunderstanding, nor the violence she enacted upon him.

>>14108893
They both got off to it and you know it.

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>>14108660
A kiki or two, or fifteen to help me take care of the house.
A lich to help me with integrated science, chemistry is an invention of the devil!
A weresheep to help me sleop
And a pocket kesaran for when I'm just sick of trying

About 30% percent better.

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>>14108916
And a tube of Genuine Bishie Sparkle Lotion in your pocket.

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>>14108675
Do you get some sick sexual thrill out of being a loser?

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>>14108913
Monstergirls who pretend to be my mother.
Close enough.

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>>14108908
>The whole plot of the chapter was that Cerea had to prove to her mother that it can also be okay to fuck human
Are you retarded?

The question isn't about whether centaurs can literally fuck humans or not, but if Centorea is strong enough to go against centaur traditions like her mother did and marry and breed with a human instead of a centaur male.

Centorea knows centaurs can breed with humans, she didn't know her father was one. Do you think Centorea is a 5 year old who doesn't know that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, or what sex is?

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>>14108928
Hope you'll get along with your new sister though.

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>>14108769
>real
>13/150

Wow, it's fucking nothing

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>actually reading EMG shit
Can you fuck off to /a/? I'm sure there is EMG thread alive right now

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>>14108897
It's SAT scores are higher than yours.

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>>14108928
You want headpats go hire a whore you weenie.

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>>14108918
>They both got off to it and you know it.
No they didn't. A physiological reaction isn't the same as an psychological/emotional one.
You're implying that they basically masturbated each other off-panel.

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I miss that 12 Beast doesn't get talked about anymore. Was the envy that high?

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>>14108936
>fuck off to /a/
>acting as if EMG hasn't been a part of these threads forever
How 'bout you leave instead?

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>>14108932
>Do you think Centorea is a 5 year old who doesn't know that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, or what sex is?
Yes.

I mean, this isn't a new thing. Cerea being very, very sexually ignorant and naive has been something of a meme for a while now.

Sure, her reaction in the artwork gives the impression that she understands the sociological implications of her mother's question; but it's really not that hard to interpret it as her taking it literally.

Also it's funny.

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>>14108934
Almost ten percent and definitely more than just one guy.

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>>14108946
I've got 12Beast volumes on my shelf instead of EMG. I like it better.

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>>14108946
It got licenced.
Translations never.

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>>14108932
>like her mother did
She never knew it

>she didn't know her father was one
And why is that? I think it's pretty normal thing to know who your father is, especially if he is different species. So it must be taboo in their world. Her father probably got departed/killed for laying his hands on centaur

>Do you think Centorea is a 5 year old
When it comes to sex?
Yeap

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>>14108942
>A physiological reaction isn't the same as an psychological/emotional one.
Maybe not, but this isn't fucking out-right rape we're talking here. They both garnered sexual pleasure from the act. Sure, it wasn't as much as they would've gotten with a partner of their actual preference, but it clearly wasn't out-right awful for them.

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>>14108942
Finally someone else who gets it. People just ignore this fact all the time. It'd be like saying that since all they girls orgasm when Suu rapes them that they must like it.

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>>14108941
Hookers aren't for affection, Anon.

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>>14108955
>Her father probably got departed/killed for laying his hands on centaur
A) Pretty sure you meant to say "Deported" there. What are you, Papi?

B) Cerea's father is alive and well; carrying on a secret relationship behind the back of her centaur husband. This was mentioned in the omake where the mothers are discussing their cultures.

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>>14108951
It could have been twenty and no one would give a shit, alps are garbage and the only reason they even became "popular" was because they're targets of bullying and scorn. .

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>>14108958
That's pretty clearly more on the rape scale of things, given the vehement, screaming "No"s that they give whenever Suu sets her eyes upon them.

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>>14108965
Well what's wrong with that then?

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>>14108962
Neither are we.

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>>14108953
Oh yeah? If it's so much better, then where's the lamia girl?
Checkmate.

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>>14108769
So now that we confirmed people actually like alps because they are transgenders, can they fuck off to /lgbt/? I'm pretty sure trannies on /lgbt/ would love getting attention and love from fags

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>>14108968
It brought actual faggots in.

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>>14108965
>It could have been twenty and no one would give a shit
Then why are you giving a shit?

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>>14108971
Still in the wings.

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>>14108975
I can't stand people lying on the internet.

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>>14108977
I don't see where he lied.

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>>14108971
Who needs strumpets and harlots? Anyway, here's one.
>>14108973
How? Alps are girls.

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>>14108976
Until she shows up and joins the party, I simply can't enjoy it as much as MM.
Goddamn, my love for lamias is getting out of hand.

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>>14108955
>She never knew it
She never knew what? That her her mother bred with a human? I know. That's what I'm trying to say.

>>14108955
>And why is that? I think it's pretty normal thing to know who your father is, especially if he is different species.
Are you kidding? How man people in this day and age don't know who their father is? And how does the father being from a different species has anything to do with knowing who he is when not only are you the same species than your mother is but also practically look exactly like her?

>Her father probably got departed/killed for laying his hands on centaur
Except no he didn't. You're the one who hasn't read the fucking manga.

>>14108950
>>14108955
>>Do you think Centorea is a 5 year old
>>Also it's funny.
Fine, but it's still retarded and as a well-raised adult woman it's obvious she does know how sex works.

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>>14108980
Not him, but
>The burning alp love is real
That would imply everybody, and I mean more than 80% of people, loves Alps.

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>>14108982
Why did it have to be snakes?

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>>14108981
>how

Uh... >>14108687

>inb4 it's one guy

It happens 9 out of ten threads. We should have just kept shunning alps.

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>>14108985

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>>14108986
Oh, you want to shun Alps? Too bad! Alp story next week!

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>>14108984
I don't see how that implies certain percentile values, but that's up to your interpretation.

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>>14108973
Yes, homosexuals are known for being attracted to and/or wanting to be women.

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So why didn't she just milk herself? Why didn't she get literally any one else to milk her? If it's not sexual like you all claim, then there wouldn't be any embarrassment in asking one of the sheep girls to help. Why did she try to punch out darling? Why did she punch out her own man? She's not very smart, so shouldn't she confirm things before acting? Or does she not know that she isn't very smart? If I loved a girl, and had a girl say she loved me, heard her say something mildly misleading in the barn, and instead of looking for myself, brooded and then beat the shit out of her the next day sending her to the hospital, I would be utterly mortified. Like, "I'm a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to draw breath, let me go off myself" mortified. Why does it seem like Cathyl really couldn't give a second shit?

Any one who defends her is thinking with their cock, and pretending like it's their brain talking. Cathyl is crabman's most blatant 3DPD MG yet.

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>>14108992
Basically people like >>14108687.

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>>14108981
>How? Alps are girls.
Yes. Girls who were once men who wanted to be girls. He's not talking about the people who want to fuck alps for whatever dubious reasons. He's talking about the fags who want to BE alps.

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>>14108993
>Any one who defends her is thinking with their cock, and pretending like it's their brain talking.
Yes Anon. We're defending a fictional 2D character in the hopes that we will get some sweet monster pussy in exchange of doing so.

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>>14108990

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>>14108986
>It happens 9 out of ten threads.

Them's some hot metrics you've got going there.

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>>14108981
>another Lamia
>another Dollarham
>another Slime
>another Centaur
Will Crab really include these in the actual story?
>>14108999
Alps are girls, people who fuck Alps are boys. All is well and you can be quiet now.

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Good night Anons, take care an don't burn down the thread.
If you do than the lolis are going to be crying and in need of rescue.

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>>14109000
You can still want to fuck something that isn't real doofus. What do you think the essence of these threads are? Also what you described was whitenighting and I never implied that. Now you gonna answer my questions or take another easy out?

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>>14109003
Stop trying to troll me, and troll me.

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>>14109007
You could have stopped this, Anon.

Why didn't you stop it?

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>>14109004
Nice evasion
>Alps are girls
Alps are gils who are girls because they were once boys who wanted to be girls. I.E Faggots. Fuck fuck the girl. But if you want to BE the girl, you are an irredeemable faggot.

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>>14109009
>uhh uhh I'm right! You're just trolling!

Still waiting for you to substantiate your claims.

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>>14109008
>whitenighting
Speaking of white nights, I always wanted to see one in person at some point.
>No Jinko to go out partying with at 1:30 in the morning while the sun's still up

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>>14108981
>>14109004
>transgenders
>girls

Pick one

>inb4 mamono mana

Remembers, knows and acknowledges itself as a man. Mamono mana can't fix that.

>b-but there are some alps that become women in body and heart

And thanks to KC's update those alps are the minority now. Go directly to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred Houris.

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>>14109012
Alps are girls, people who fuck Alps are boys. All is well and you can be quiet now.
I will continue to repeat this until you realize the futility of your endeavors.

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>>14109011
Because a man needs to know what he can stop, and when he needs to just get out of the way.

Time to save the lolis I guess.
May be a little difficult to walk with a medusa wrapped around my leg, a yeti gripping my arm, and an arachne clushing my back as a mindflayer rides atop my shoulders.

I will not fail though.
The lolis must be saved.

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>>14109019
>acknowledges itself as a man
Why are you telling bold faced lies, anon?

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>>14108986
>We should have just kept shunning alps.
I warned you bro, I warned you about the alps
Now we have actual faggots, real trannies, faggots in denial who chose only transgender out of 183 actual real girls but claim not to be gay, and wanna-be trannies. And they all think they are in good company
Alp is the biggest mistake KC made

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>>14109019
>knows and acknowledges itself as a man
I can't believe what I'm reading.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread sucks, time for Sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an alp!

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>>14109027
Yup.

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>>14109025
At least they're talking about monster girls unlike you who seems to be more interested in fostering discussion of the meta horseshit type.

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>>14109027
Sharks suck

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>>14109015
Any regular knows how pervasive alps have become ever since bullying became a thing. If you expect me to sort through god knows how many threads to prove something that is as known as the thread hating futa, to satisfy your arguing boner, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

>h-ha! he couldn't provide any p-proof! I win!

I'm clapping for you my crayon eating darling.

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>>14109032
I want a dumbdere Shark pirate crew!
>>14109036
Yes. Cocks. And well, at that.

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>>14109036
And they mind the teeth while doing so. Such good girls.

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>>14109037
Things change, get over it.

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>>14109033
>transgender
>monstergirl
No, bad anon, bad!

You may as well say futa and yuri posters just want to talk about MGs but fags keep their meta talk and drive them away

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>>14108993
She tried to order breast pumps, but they were too small for her, both in terms of the machines being too small for her to handle & not being able to handle the amount of fluid. Ordering something like an actual milking machine would be way too expensive most likey, and they appeared to be on an agricultural farm instead of a beef or dairy farm, so one wouldn't be readily available.

And both of the girls were uncomfortable about asking the other for help with their stuff. Merino & Cathyl both flat-out said that they're too embarrassed to ask the other to help them. Just because something isn't sexual (or at least you don't think of it as sexual) doesn't mean you can't be uncomfortable with someone touching you, especially if it's a person you're friends with or have to be around on a regular basis.

Cathyl admitted she wasn't good with names, so she seems to be aware of her own (lack of) intelligence. And she's a minotaur. Her over-reacting and decking the guy is because she's bull-headed (ya know, like the hundred and one other animal puns that have been used in the series so far), and she at least apologized for it. And she did feel bad about what she did, but again, she's bad with feelings and reacting properly (also mildly tsun).

My like of cowtits hs nothing to do with the fact that I'm defending her. It's the fact that people are morons & suddenly can't look at her logically. She behaves almost no differently from any of the other girls, has quirks that of her animal half that make normal life complicated, but because there's a different guy in the mix, suddenly acknowledging any of that makes her the worst thing since that male stripper your mom slept with to get pregnant with you.

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>>14109027
Jawsome!

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up, see this, what do?

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>>14109008
So what the hell does wanting to fuck a fictional character has anything to do with believing that she's not a slut?
Do you believe we're somehow "deluding ourselves from the truth so that we don't feel bad about wanting to fuck a fictional character who happens to be a NTRing slut"?

>>14108993
>So why didn't she just milk herself?
>"I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF. The little bottles are so damn tiny.
Cathyl has incredibly sensitive nipples and the simple act of pulling on them causes her to lose her breath. The bottles are designed to help her milk herself without taking three days doing so by milking her tits on their own, but the bottles are too small and therefore useless.

>Why didn't she get literally any one else to milk her?
>"Why don't you ask Merino?"
>"AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FACE HER AFTER SHE MILKS ME, HUH? It'd be way too awkward!"
No one else would/could milk her. Centorea was busy shaving the Barometz. Merino outright refuses to do so because of the same reason Cathyl gives and Papi literally has no hands to milk her with.

>If it's not sexual like you all claim, then there wouldn't be any embarrassment in asking one of the sheep girls to help.
Right, because being naked in the middle of the street isn't embarrasing.

>Why did she try to punch out darling?
Because she was still embarrased despite the fact that it's nothing sexual? IT'S EXACTLY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE THIS AS SEXUAL THAT SHE IS EMBARRASSED OF BEING MILKED BY HIM.

>Why did she punch out her own man?
>She's not very smart, so shouldn't she confirm things before acting?
>Or does she not know that she isn't very smart?
She isn't necessarily dumb. She's a minotaur. Impulsive, short-tempered and quite physical.

>Why does it seem like Cathyl really couldn't give a second shit?
Because she's furious at him because she believes she cheated her with six other girls or more, even if she's wrong.

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>>14109055
Demand that she take me back to my girlfriend's treasure cave before she wakes up, as much for her own sake as mine.

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>>14109055
I guess I'm sleeping outside because I suddenly woke up in MGE land?

I push her off and go on an adventure.

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>>14109023
>>14109026
Are you new, fucking with me, or the type that doesn't even read the profiles?

>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men.

>They'll likely still be confused by the feelings in their own heart: "The man before my eyes wants more.", "I wanna have sex more." Then, when the heart of the man mixes with the pleasure of a monster inside their head, while spending days in want, they'll end up attacking and having sex with a man again. While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man

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>>14109043
I hope you'll be able to say that if and when /d/ takes over.

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>>14109066
Why won't you take her with you? She kept you warm all night.
>>14109067
Anon. Listen to me. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU IDENTIFY AS. ALPS ARE GIRLS EVEN IF THEY IDENTIFY AS BOYS.

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>>14109064
>not having a sub moeblob Dragon that won't make a step without your approval
Fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109071
We're too /d/ for /d/ though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109043
>>14109071
I think this. People talking about which monstergirl they like is fine as long as we don't hit /d/u/y/-tier levels.

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>>14109047
>She behaves almost no differently from any of the other girls, has quirks that of her animal half that make normal life complicated
>but because there's a different guy in the mix
And I'm pretty sure people would be making the same declarations if Miia asked anyone off the street for help with her shedding. Or Papi with her eggs.

>>14109057
>IT'S EXACTLY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE THIS AS SEXUAL THAT SHE IS EMBARRASSED OF BEING MILKED BY HIM.
Then isn't that the proof that she is, despite herself, finding it sexual...?

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>>14109071
How? This is a blue board. I go to /d/ anyway

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>>14109057
>Cathyl has incredibly sensitive nipples and the simple act of pulling on them causes her to lose her breath.
This is so retarded, she shouldn't have been able to move around from the stimulation of her clothes pressing and rubbing on them if they were that sensitive.

I never got why cabman even needed to construct this contrived scenario to begin with. If he wanted cow girl milking couldn't he just have one of the characters see Cathyl getting liked either by a machine or her boyfriend? Which would have also avoided making her a dumb broad with no impulse control.

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>>14109086
*see Cathyl getting milked

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>>14109076
>not respecting the gender people identify as
look at this shitlord

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>>14109086
But he had to work the self-insert character into it.

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>>14109076
You called me a liar, but it was you lying all along.

>but they're girls anon! PLS BELIEVE ME!

No.

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>>14109077
I'm sorry I'm not like half the other thread that needs to strip away a girls personality to make them conform to the dick-crazed, submissive moeblob that damn near everything gets reduced to?

Not that she wouldn't (try) to swallow her pride around me, but I actually like the idea of a stupidly powerful and huaghty dragon still behaving like a fucking dragon for the most part.

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>>14109094
Not him, but you keepsaying they're not girls, when they clearly have a vagina. And no dick. If they were futa, then that would be one thing, that'd be terrible, but they have no dick.

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>>14109091
I want to see a familiar who ran afoul of a guy with mega holst milk one too many times get milked.

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>>14109094
>You called me a liar
No I didn't.

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>>14109104
>>14109023
>>14109026
Doesn't matter if it wasn't you specifically.

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>>14109081
>Then isn't that the proof that she is, despite herself, finding it sexual...?
She obviously finds it arousing because her nipples are such a sensitive area. That doesn't mean she liked being milked by Darling any more than she liked "hearing her homestay 'cheat' on her."

>>14109086
>she shouldn't have been able to move around from the stimulation of her clothes pressing and rubbing on them if they were that sensitive.
Yes, because Miia's tail end or your own dick makes in unable to walk because of how sensitive it it.

It's not a contrived scenario. People who are too retared to understand just keep shouting HURR DURR NTR and COWSLUT.

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>>14109107
>Doesn't matter
Of course it does. My issue with this was you actually believing the bullshit of people getting to define their own gender based on what they "identify" as. That's just wrong.

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>>14109095
Oh come on. I'm not even sure if I could make that sound less serious than it already was, don't be such a bugaboo.
Mine isn't even a Dragon and she's of a domineering type as well, actually.

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>>14109101
They're not, it's just a guy with a hood change, you can fall on muh womb all you like, you're banging a dude. These arguments would stop if you fags would just acknowledge this and stopped trying to push the idea that transgenders are kosher. But you won't, so alp fights will never stop. See you at the end of time.

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>>14109055
Can tsun anon resist the charms of the clingy yeti?

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>>14109114
>>14109107
Indeed. Leave that shit to tumblr. That's what we're trying NOT to become, remember? That's what this whole argument about Alps that you two have been perpetuating is all about, asserting these points in the hopes that we don't end up like Tumblr.

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>>14109130
I'll stop perpetuating it right now, actually.

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>>14109124
A sufficiently angry man can shrug off any kind of persuasion or seduction attempt.

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>>14109102
Haram!
Go milk a titfox or something.

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>>14109124
>>14109135
Why so anti-hug?

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>>14109112
I never said that she 100% liked it, and she clearly would have preferred someone else, but the fact is it was a sexual act.

[Anonymous No.]

P'orc neighbor comes over to take care of you when you're sick.

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>>14109138
Is fox milk better than Holst milk?

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>>14109114
I don't, and my issue of how you conveniently omit alps being men and sell them as girls.

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>>14109122
Now I get it, they're doing the same thing KC does with his not!corruption and not!mindbreak.

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>>14109138
Why not the two of them?
I could hook them up to a machine and molest their ears while they moan.
Then I can milk them myself.

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>>14109102
So something like this?

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>>14109148
Milking a fox while she milks you.
Another peaceful day in the Demon Realm.

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>>14109143
That sounds nice, but I don't know if I want grog.
>>14109146
Alps are girls. They're in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

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>>14109150
Yep, only she has little bat wings, cat ears, and a fluffy tail to molest.

>>14109153
Yep.
Then I impregnate her and the lactation gets turned up to ten while she has a big ol baby bump they can rest on.

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>>14109112
Miia doesn't slither on the tip of her tail and most guys don't wear clothes nearly as tight as hers which are almost bursting, they also don't loose their breath from a single instance of stimulation and take three days to masturbate or have intercourse as a result.

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>>14109130
>That's what we're trying NOT to become, remember? That's what this whole argument about Alps that you two have been perpetuating is all about

Alps are 100% tumblr, who are you kidding? Born as one gender, becomes another while retaining the views of the other, being both yet neither at the same time. It has special snowflake written all over it.

My head hurt typing that.

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>>14109055
Tell her to take responsibility.

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>>14109161
Just shut up and fuck it.

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>>14109155
So are caits, does that mean furfags are welcome here now? Alps are as much girls as people in the bible belt are into devil worship..

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>>14109141
As much as asking a girl who isn't your homestay who you happen to have fallen in love with and you believe has had sex with several men at your back despite not having any obligation to you other than giving you a home to stay in to masturbate you lest your balls literally explode and cause you pain beyond that known to mortal men can be considered a sexual act.

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>>14109145
The only milk better than Holstaur milk is Hathor milk.

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>>14109146
>being men
Listen, we can all agree that yes, Alps used to be men. Used to.
But if, then, you don't believe in the whole "my gender is the one I identify as" bullshit, then how, by any means, is a succubus who was magically transformed from being a guy into being a demon with no penis, and only boobs and a vagina, not a woman?
Yea, they were guys before, but they became fully functional women. Women that given time become more curvy by the day and all that.

I'm ambivalent twards the species as a whole, but I think we should get at least that straight.

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>>14109148
Well whatever floats your boat, I still won't mix Familiars and tits.

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>>14109163
I just broke my two middle fingers from flipping you off so hard. Not into dudes.

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>>14109163
>Flat
>No hips
>Looks like a sissy boy
Even if it weren't gay I wouldn't fuck that.

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>>14109168
Because they were born as men, thinks like men, act like men, retain their identity as men, so stow it.

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>>14109164
Furry content actually breaks the 4chan rules when posted outside of /b/ so go ahead and post Caits.

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>>14109175
>thinks like men, act like men, retain their identity as men
But they're women.
Also, I thought you said, "I don't believe in the bullshit of people getting to define their own gender based on what they "identify" as."

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>>14109168
>>14109175
If you still don't get it, point is, some shit just don't wash out.

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There seems to be a lot of impotent rage in this thread. Wouldn't you be happier talking about things you like instead?

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>>14109112
>It's not a contrived scenario.

The sheer amount of excuses you had to list as to why things had to play out this way shows how damn contrived it is.

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>>14109180
Like Merrows. Everyone likes Merrows.

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>>14109178
>>14109179

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>>14109180
>trying to stop people raging
>POSTS AN ELF
FUCK, I'M EVEN ANGRIER NOW

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>>14109160
Still not NTR and still not a slut.

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>>14109182
>A merrow will never force you to read her erotic fanfiction.

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>>14109179
I don't get it.

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>>14109182
Nobody likes Merrows. They're not even anything. When has anyone ever written about a Merrow?
>>14109184
Elves are well known for their diplomatic skills. Just fifteen minutes in a conflict zone and everybody is fucking Elves into silence and forgetting all about their initial problems.

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>>14109161
>Alps are 100% tumblr,
>creatures from a porn setting that are slaves to the cock

Don't let Tumblr know you said that.

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>>14109180
What would growing up with an elf Nee-chan be like?

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>>14109189
But anon, I am angry ABOUT ELVES

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>>14109191
Pleasantly scented and smooth, with silky clean hair and ample bosoms to play with.
The total opposite of Creepy Crawlies, really.

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>>14109189
B-But they're Mermaids.
Mermaids with hats!

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>>14109176
>missing the point

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>>14109185
You're getting confused here. I never claimed it was. She is still a dumb animal, though.

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>>14109191
Depends. Is she a pureblood High Elf stepsister, Dark Elf step-sister, or half-elf blood relation?

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>>14109193
Go write about it in the Book of Grudges.
>>14109195
Sea Bishops, eh?

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>>14109190
>implying they don't all want the dick

Why do you think they're trying to ban sex bots everywhere?

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>>14109183
>Responding by redirecting to a statement that just says "You don't get it."
>After having backpedaled about not believing in gender identification nonsense

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>>14109198
Wood elf.

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>>14109166
...yes...?

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>>14109181
Everything was explained in the manga, but people just keep asking the same questions every time and suggesting scenarios that never happened.
I have lost count of how many times someone ha suggested Darling sucked on Cathyl's nipples when that never happened

It has been months since that chapter and people still try to find reason to hate on it.

Just because you have asked ten million times in different ways how two plus two makes four doesn't make it a complex question.

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>>14109206
Treehugging hippie.

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>>14109185
Might not be an out-right slut, but it was still kind of a slutty thing to do.

So I'll continue to call her a slut on shorthand.

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>>14109206
Nature walks, camping out a lot, bathing in the river together.

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>>14109197
Everyone is a dumb animal but the Straight Man in a comedy act.

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>>14109172
>Looks like a sissy boy
Because it is a sissy boy

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>>14109215
And High elf would be what? I imagine Dark Elf Nee chan would be full on Ufufufu~

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>>14109205
Bob is a man.
Due to a mishaps with some magic, Bob has now become Babs, but he still knows himself as Bob.
But he has a vagina you say! So it's all good!
To you and your man in disguise I say, to hell go and stay there.

Simple really.

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>>14109221
I know, but I'm saying even if there wasn't all the sissy boy gay shit attached to it and it was just a girl from the start that looked like that , I wouldn't touch it.

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>>14109190
Pretty funny honestly.

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>>14109224
High Elves are posh ojous who make you sit up straight and teach you to use all fourteen forks. And then there's piano recitals with your face as her chair.

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>>14109209
>Everything was explained

A shitty explanation is as good as none. Just because you have stated ten million times in different ways how two plus two makes five doesn't make it any less dumb.

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>>14109231
I dunno if I can handle High Elf Nee chan... How good is she at protecting my smile compared to the others?

I imagine Wood Elf Nee chan would just make them disappear.

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>still arguing over stupid shit
Okay, BROWN Elf this time.

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>>14109225
Exactly. Fully functional woman. At that point, it's really down to personal taste as to whether you'd be willing to have sex with a woman who used to be a man. Gender identity is irrelevant.

I'm not into Alps, again, but I think we should be clear here. Whatever gender they identify as doesn't matter. That's tumblr garbage. They're women, like you say.

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>>14109209
Just because people exaggerate the claims against her, doesn't mean she's a good girl who dindu nothin'.

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>>14109226
Busty, full figured brother?

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>>14109201
No, not Sea bishops, ya dingus.
Merrows.
The Ara Ara ones, not the Awawawawa ones.

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>>14109190
Tumbrl fucking love trannies though
And "who cares what gender you were born as, only you choose your gender" mentality just like alpfags here
If you refuse having sex with a tranny you are disgusting immature transphobe

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>>14109237
>High Elves
>protecting smiles
Only if it's a smug smile. Any other smile will earn you a slap on the wrist. Wood Elves are happy and laugh and smile and make merry all the time.
Dark Elves are all about the goofy faces you make when your inhibitions disappear under their yoke.

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>>14109243
Mogudan draws some nice girls.
Too bad he does NTR stuff mostly.

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>>14109239
I don't think of alps as women you sneaky little shit.

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>>14109244
I'd take an awawawawa Sea Bishop over a Merrow.

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>>14109244
Ara ara? Krakens? Touchy feely Kraken nee-sans?

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>>14109239
They were born as men ergo alps are men. No amount of "but-t muh magic/surgery/mindset" would change that
Fuck off to /lgbt/

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>>14109248
Hmm... High Elf Nee chan doesn't sound like I'd live through that.

My god, they're all terrible...

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>>14109238
I prefer my brown elves to have more 'elf' to them than that.

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>>14109259
Do her panties have teeth?

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>>14109245
>If you refuse having sex with a tranny you are disgusting immature transphobe

Is that what YOU think or...?

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>>14109258
Dark Elves love you more than any other non-yandere, and they'll make sure you're never unappreciated or lonely.
Submit to a Dark Elf today!
>>14109259
Pointy ears make the Elf.

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>>14109258
I forgot, What about Finnish Elf Nee Chans? Just lots of Vodka drinking?

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>>14109262
Pretty sure that's just the pattern on them.

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>>14109259
That's a whole lot of elf. Enough for like half an orc raiding party.

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>>14109234
No. When you still don't understand how 2 + 2 = 4 despite being shown millions of times, you're the dumb one.

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>>14109020
That is not what we are talking about. We're talking about the faggots in this thread this very moment who are men who want to BE the alp. All is not well. That is what I am saying.
>Alps are girls, people who fuck Alps are boys.
This is all very well and good, but this is besides the point. Repeat yourself all you like.

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>>14109268
All the more to spitroast

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>>14109271
Dude. Elves. Brown Elves. Fuck you and your argument. Talk about things that matter. Talk about delicious brown Elf nee-sans or go home.

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>>14109268
C'mon, man. They already have like, seven elves. I'm keeping this one.

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>>14109252
So you're backpedaling to saying that Alps are whatever gender they identify as. Again.

>>14109256
Also, that's another thing about muh gender identity. Yeah, they were born as men, but if they're now succubi, with a fully functional vagina and the ability to give birth to children, they're women.
>born as men
>ergo they're men
>Even though they have vaginas, they're men
Yeah, they switched genders, but let's beclear here. I'm not trying to suggest "muh more than two genders" bullshit. There's two genders. They have just switched to another because of Mamono mana.

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>>14109274
>>14109275
Which artist is this, and how do I commission him?

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>>14109269
Sure, dude. Keep repeating how crab's dumb shit makes sense, a few dozen more times and people might actually believe it.

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>>14109047
>She tried to order breast pumps, but they were too small for her, both in terms of the machines being too small for her to handle & not being able to handle the amount of fluid. Ordering something like an actual milking machine would be way too expensive most likey, and they appeared to be on an agricultural farm instead of a beef or dairy farm, so one wouldn't be readily available.
Hands. She fucking has two. At the point of pain who cares if you can't milk yourself into a bucket, let it be fucking wasted. Just sit on your big ass and grope your tits 'till you squeeze milk out.
>And both of the girls were uncomfortable about asking the other for help with their stuff. Merino & Cathyl both flat-out said that they're too embarrassed to ask the other to help them. Just because something isn't sexual (or at least you don't think of it as sexual) doesn't mean you can't be uncomfortable with someone touching you, especially if it's a person you're friends with or have to be around on a regular basis.
This is all the more reason to have them touch you. You're always around and can trust them. If it's not sexual as you claim, then it's just helping some one in pain. If I had pulled a muscle I'd let my friend help with it.
>she's bull-headed
You think this is justification?
>she's bad with feelings and reacting properly (also mildly tsun).
Yeah, a shit.
> It's the fact that people are morons & suddenly can't look at her logically
Says you.

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>Anon, what are you doing?
>Arguing about alps.
>But it's three AM in the morning! Why are you arguing about alps?!

[Anonymous No.]

Final image goes to the dancer in white.

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>>14109277
>they were born as men
It means they are men
Case closed
What part of "No amount of "but-t muh magic/surgery/mindset" would change that" you don't understand?

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>>14109277
>backpedaling
I've been saying alps are not women from the beginning. You're the one who muddied the waters bringing tumblr into it.

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>>14109287
Nyet.

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>>14109278
I just get them off of gelbooru. Search tag 'souma (ordures)'. No clue how you would get in touch with the artist. Plenty of juicy brown elves there.
>>14109291
My nigga securing it for juicy brown elf.

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>>14109288
There are human women who can get changed from being human women into lamias. That doesn't make those newly-changed lamias still humans.

>>14109289
So you're not the guy who said >>14109146?
And my apologies for that, but the whole "they identify as men" thing doesn't hold up. Like that other guy said, that's shit you'd hear from there, and that's not right.

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>>14109277
For someone claiming to be ambivalent towards alps, you sure defend them a lot. To what end?

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>>14109057
>Cathyl has incredibly sensitive nipples and the simple act of pulling on them causes her to lose her breath
So it's long and painful. So what. Do it yourself.
>The bottles are designed to help her milk herself without taking three days doing so by milking her tits on their own, but the bottles are too small and therefore useless.
Fuck the bottles. When it gets to the point it severely impacts on your life and is at the point of pain, you waste the milk down your top and figure, "I'll save it next time when I'm not in pain." And if this were the case as another anon says she wouldn't be able to wear clothes. certainly not fucking denim overalls for fucs sake.
> because being naked in the middle of the street isn't embarassing
Not if you don't consider the naked body sexual. nudists don't and they aren't embarassed at all.
>Because she was still embarrased despite the fact that it's nothing sexual? IT'S EXACTLY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE THIS AS SEXUAL THAT SHE IS EMBARRASSED OF BEING MILKED BY HIM.
So she sees it sexually. she did a sexual act with a man who wasn't the man she claims to love. I.E a slut.
>She's a minotaur. Impulsive, short-tempered and quite physical.
And fucking stupid to boot.
>Because she's furious at him because she believes she cheated her with six other girls or more, even if she's wrong.
I meant after it came to light that she beat the man she claims to love so had he had to be hospitalized on a misundertanding she was too fucking stupid to clear up.

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>>14109297
>Like that other guy said, that's shit you'd hear from there, and that's not right.

It's right on the profile so I don't know what to tell you.

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>>14109297
>changed into a lamia

But they're still women.

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>>14109299
Hopefully no more arguments about it? Sure, Alpfags are obnoxious with their posting about it, but arguments about "whether thy're men or their women" is worse. One would think that at least that would be easy to figure out for both sides of this argument.

I'm just hoping that at least that gets resolved, and also that we don't end up with continued alpposting regardless.

So Iguess I was the hypocrite in this scenario all along.

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>>14109307
Are they human?

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>>14109308
Reminder that that one Alp promised to write about that other Alp and that soon enough this argument will happen again.

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>>14109309
Not him and no, but they were women, and remain so, I think you're bunching apples with oranges.

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>>14109315
If they were born human, they will always be human, and no amount of magic will ever change that. Human women have no place in the Monster Girl Thread.

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>>14107836
I am the semen demon drawing demon who drew that exact semen demon drawing, allthough I am pretty sure that I am not that good at drawing semen demon drawings
>>14107864
>>14107860
>>14107859
>>14107855
Oh you guys

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>>14109312
I guess my point is, I usually don't get involved in alp shitposting, but I got carried away this time.
I mean, I get nobody likes Alps, and the idea of them is gay, but you'd think we'd be able to settle on what gender they are, at least.
But I'll try not to next time.

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>>14109308
>no more arguments
>in /mgg/
>in 4chan

Oh now I get it, you were dropped on your head as a toddler.

Also
>>14109101
>>14109122

So in conclusion Pfffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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>>14109322
It's a nice semen demon. I hope you will use your infernal powers to draw more like her in the future.

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>>14109323
>nobody likes Alps
I do. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109326
I would have attached another semen demon drawing demon on the post but pic limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109324
I mean, it would be nice if we all didn't, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109323
I have no problem with them and may even like specific ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109322
Oi, you!

Which semen demon is this semen demon? >>14107810

Tell me now or >>14108953 gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109333
>specific ones
Eh?
>>14109334
Hands off my Octowitch.

[Anonymous No.]

so in summary
>new KC girl
>a talk about some new writefag
>people arguing about cowtits and alps

its like I never left

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109338
This is the nth time we have made this thread. And we have become exceedingly good at it.

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>>14109334
>or >>14108953 gets it.
Better hope he doesn't like takoyaki or you just shot yourself in the foot.

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>>14109122
>you can fall on muh womb all you like
>You can fall on the one thing that actually qualifies them as a fully functioning female all you like
People do though. And it works. Because it's true. Are you the same faggot who tried to make people explain alps without "muh magic"? You are aren't you? How do you not get the idiocy of that. This is what you're doing.
>Rocket science? Hah, yeah, whatever faggot. Try and explain re-entry without "muh gravity"
You don't get to just conveniently ignore the things that make things, things. There is a womb. It is a female. It doesn't matter what you call it. It doesn't matter what it calls itself. It has female reproductive organs. It does not have male reproductive organs. It is a female. Not a herm. Not a male.

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>>14109330
How, can anyone who has spent any measure of time here think there will ever be lasting peace? What is wrong with you? If it isn't a fetish, it'll be a profile, or an offhand comment, or just some asshole being bored, anything really. Why do you still hope for nice things anon? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109338
Also 200+ posts deleted yesterday. What a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109348
Maybe something nice will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109334
Regular succubi semen demon I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109338
Also, http://i.imgur.com/DVVmjur.png
This got drawn.
Marvel at it and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109346
No idea who you mean.
>You don't get to just conveniently ignore the things that make things, things.
I could say the same to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109355
A Salamander doing combat stuff? Well I never!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109351
I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109356
>I could say the same to you.
I only just entered this discussion, but pray tell, what am I conveniently ignoring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109343
>And we have become exceedingly good at it
So if /mgt/ is actually a machine simulation designed to pacify our minds as they're put to work for the machine collective, who's the architect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109351
>LouisCK.jpg

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>>14109354
You fuckin' with me, boy?
I thought it was an Apophis all this time and you're telling me it's a regular succubus?
I oughta cut you for that.
http://i.imgur.com/3NL6ewT.png
But I'm not gonna. I like my drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109355
What's a generic warrior girl with ~hotblooded shounen spirit~ doing with Alexander Anderson/Ciel swords?

It should've been a Dark Priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109363
You. But you made yourself forget because you couldn't live with what you'd done.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to murder all alps and the thirsty motherfuckers they got to fuck them!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be part of the Monster Girl Wildlife Aid and do things like rescue a Swam Harpy's daughteru from being stuck in a fence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxd53ykmTvc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109368
>Dark Priest
AAAAMEEEEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109355
That reminds me of homura

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109363
>who's the architect?

>CRAB PEOPLE
>CRAB PEOPLE
>TASTE LIKE CRAB
>TALK LIKE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109371
Pls no, spare the one Alp who sometimes gives us nice stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109362
>I only just entered this discussion

Tough shit cause I'm sick of it and I'm out and won't answer your question because I don't want to fan the flames any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109368
>>14109355
I would say we need more of the Masamune Date swordstyle, but it really just looks ridiculous when taken seriously.
http://i.imgur.com/yVFDQdv.jpg

>>14109376
It's Tuxedo Mask, not Homura.

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>>14109373
That swan was hardly a dick at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109378
Relax Anon, he'd be stopped by a Manticore or an Ushi-Oni or something before he'd even find a single Alp. He'll just have to settle for wanting to kill them forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109379
So you had nothing. Oh well, moving along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109373
So does this include taking care of the thugdere Canadian Geese Harpies?

I'm not sure I could be paid enough to be at the whim of those stuck-up bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109385

Oke junge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109386
>wants to murder things
>gets Manticore snusnu instead
I'm envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109317
>Human women have no place in the Monster Girl Thread.
I'm okay with that if it means trannies will also fuck off
Monsterfication was always frowned upon here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109301
>So it's long and painful. So what. Do it yourself.
Yes, I'm sure you would also be able to masturbate without anyone help if your dick was on fire.

>Fuck the bottles. When it gets to the point it severely impacts on your life and is at the point of pain, you waste the milk down your top and figure
No, the bottles aren't to keep the milk. They do save the milk they pull out in tiny bottles but what their main function is extracting the milk out of the breasts without the user's interference, like any normal extraction pump.

>>14109301
>Not if you don't consider the naked body sexual. nudists don't and they aren't embarassed at all.
You're diverging from the main point, which is that she finds it embarrassing because she isn't interested in Kimihito. She only needs someone to help her relief from her pain.

>So she sees it sexually.
Again. A physiological isn't the same as an emotional one, stop being so autistic.
No act is inherently sexual because sexuality and sexual attraction is a subjective value attributed to things and actions, some thing I've mentioned before in the thread.

Just because she put herself in a position where a physiological reaction was inevitable doesn't mean that she wouldn't had rather not be in that where she is forced to choose that course of action. It's like condemning a father to a life of prison for being a murderer for killing a man who was threatening the life of his own son.

Breast engorgement can become a serious health issue on women if left unattended, and it's effects can range from pain, fevers and even breast infections like mastitis, making milking an important part of her continuous healthy life, and just because this involves a sensitive area of her body doesn't inherently make it a sexual act.

Also, you're the stupid one for not understanding something as simple as False Cause within a logical argument.

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>>14109394
>no more corruption
>no more any monsters that started off as males in the original mythology
Wow. You're okay with a lot, Judge Dredd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109373
>>14109383
>>14109386
>You will never be accosted by Geese Harpy delinquents while strolling through a park.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko_DEmcFRQ8

[Anonymous No.]

Cathyl a cute! CUTE!
http://imgur.com/a/oCAKW

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109378
ALL. OF. THEM.

>>14109384
Says you.

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>>14109401
A plague upon you.
>>14109402
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109398
Even if she's not a slut per-se, she's still a shitty girl. Why you're defending her so vehemently is utterly beyond me. Being sick and tired of people exaggerating things is understandable, but this "She's a good girl who dindu nothin'" mentality is just as annoying.

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>>14109401
>Nothing of her bandage mummy boyfriend in the corner looking on
Meh/10.

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>>14109408
>Being sick and tired of people exaggerating things is understandable, but this "She's a good girl who dindu nothin'" mentality is just as annoying.
Says the person calling a girl shitty just because she isn't perfect.

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>>14109413
He is in the ER, anon

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>>14109413
>>14109401
If only we had one more image left, I could accurately express my nausea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109401
Heh, it is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109394
>monsterfication was always frowned upon
cant speak for anyone else but fallen maidens was the whole reason I got into MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109414
Not him, but she did hurt him pretty bad.
If I were him, I'd probably take her back still, but she did do a relatively bad thing, hurting the guy the way she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109414
Ever heard of middle grounds? Someone can be imperfect without being an obtuse, violent bitch.

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>>14109414
I'm calling her shitty because she beat the ever loving crap out of her "Boyfriend" for an incredibly idiotic misunderstanding, and her barely showing any regret for this action after learning of the misunderstanding.

That's far from just "Not perfect".

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>>14109401
http://i.imgur.com/dII14mX.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link to recolor anon's imgur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109398
>Yes, I'm sure you would also be able to masturbate without anyone help if your dick was on fire.
If cumming put the fire out? Fuck yes I would. But why are you getting subjective with me? What does this haveto do with me and who I am?
>No, the bottles aren't to keep the milk. They do save the milk they pull out in tiny bottles but what their main function is extracting the milk out of the breasts without the user's interference, like any normal extraction pump.
So what's topping her from using them and just emptying the contents once they fill?
>which is that she finds it embarrassing because she isn't interested in Kimihito.
If it's not seen sexually, what does her interest in Kimihito have to do with it?
>A physiological isn't the same as an emotional one, stop being so autistic.
No but she quite clearly considers it emotionally, sexual. Stop being so dense.
>No act is inherently sexual
No, but that doesn't change the fact that she herself has attached a sexual value to being milked, as shown by her blushing and reactions. Furthermore the incident that instigated it was him touching the breasts of another woman. If she didn't find that sexual she wouldn't have overreacted. But let me guess, it's sexual because he's touching the breasts of another woman, but not sexual when another man touches her breasts?
>Just because she put herself in a position where a physiological reaction was inevitable
Willingly.
>She wouldn't had rather not be in that where she is forced to choose that course of action
All it took was holding her breasts. Darling did nothing she couldn't have sat down and done herself.
>just because this involves a sensitive area of her body doesn't inherently make it a sexual act.
No, it's a sexual act because she considers it one.

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>>14109394
>Monsterfication was always frowned upon here
It's more a divisive thing. There's lots of corruption fags and lots of people that frown on it.

[Anonymous No.]

I still think the idea of a phase 2 Alp standing in front of the mirror, hanging their big black spadetail between their legs and going from wishing they were still a boy to penetrating themselves with their own tail is a nice idea and nothing will convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109438
Corruption is the best.

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>>14109438
Needs to be preceded by admiring herself wearing some lacy lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109445
One of these things is not like the other.

[Anonymous No.]

So how much time will that DMM MonMusu game shave off your life when it comes out?
I'm going with two years for me.

[Anonymous No.]

If I fantasize about having a luscious rack form time to time, does that make me an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109438
>>14109446
Someone. Please.

DRAW IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109446
>herself

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>>14109438
Alternatively, any freshly turned human hesitantly admiring and exploring their new monster body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109445
hell yeah
its why I like lillims and demons so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109448
Corruption is a pretty big part of alps, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109457
Lamia-turned girls in need of healing are always the answer, I suppose.

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>>14109438
>She stands in front of her mirror, thick, throbbing spade-cock standing erect.
>She flushes as she pulls it up to squeeze between her breasts.
>It was never this big, thick or long
>And she has to ignore her sopping wet lips wrapping around the girth of her shaft, begging to be filled
>But just for a moment, she remembers what she has lose.
>Jerking her tail off, she picks up her old onahole, and spreads her legs, standing infront of the mirror with her tail tall and erect, the tip of the spade on the edge of penetration
>She pulls the onahole down, sighing as her tailcock fills it more than her real cock ever could
>She moans, breasts begging to be touched, ass begging to be filled, cunt screaming for satisfaction.
>But she ignores it all, focusing only on her tail-cock
>Her lips part to let out a hot panted breath, and she moans lowly, "Unnf, yeah. Take it, you slut. Take my thick cock."
>She closes her eyes, no longer able to ignore the bouncing full breasts on her chest leering back at her through the mirror, her wide womanly hips
>Her loper lip wobbles, and she sinks to her knees, "t-take it..." She heaves a heavy sob, "Take my cock..." She collapses, the dam broken, tears streaming now,
>"Please... don't take my cock."

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>>14109438
Good, that way it can watch itself die after a round rips through it's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109461
Yes, good, GOOD. Write it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109459
Corruption is forced, alps do it to themselves subconsciously.

>but monsters attacking gay men!

It's still their own desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109445
I'd like to see a corrupted Ryu.

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>>14109445
Damn right it is.
>Lesbian getting corrupted into a cock hungry succubus
>Prude bitch who always looked at you like a piece of shit gets turned into a Beelzebub
>The girl at school with huge tits who always called your sister flat gets turned into an Alice

[Anonymous No.]

I want to alp into an Alice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109470
That would be neat.
A quest to purify the soul of a long-corrupted Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109473
Any community that gets it's laughs pretending to be faggots...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109471
Ysee, this is why you say yes when a lilim asks you out.
>>14109473
Would you remember doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109470
Here you go.

http://i.imgur.com/da3bszH.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109475
Why purify it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109480
Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109473
That's not how it works, though.
Also,
>Being the monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109481
Drought's getting bad, and an evil Ryu's not giving rain.
Can't kill her, because then no rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109478
That's exactly why I'd say no if a Lilim asked me out. Well, that and the pleasure of being taught by a scorned Lilim how to properly appreciate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109478
>Ysee, this is why you say yes when a lilim asks you out.
I'd say yes regardless, Lilims are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109488
Maybe hire someone to go tie her up and give her reverse scale a tug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109460
there should be a story about a helping a new Lamia get used to her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109488
In this context I did not mean evil by corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109461
These feels should not be as feel-y as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109461
Shameful Alp masturbation? I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109488
>drought

More like rain that makes you throw yourself to the nearest monster or woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109498
Oh.
So like...Just fucking her purple-skinned body all day or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109503
I knew it. You people say you hate them, and then you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109484
Not him but
>greatly extended life length
>perpetual beauty
>a body with built-in pleasure buttons that are basically crack shots without all the negative effects so long as you got a buddy to press them
>problem-solving MAMONOBAMA at your disposal to make a daily cup of coffee with just the right amount of cream at will

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109504
>winter comes
>all the snowflakes are heart shaped
>icicles are more phallic than ever
God damn corrupted Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109431
>What does this haveto do with me and who I am?
>So what's topping her from using them and just emptying the contents once they fill?
>Darling did nothing she couldn't have sat down and done herself.
She clearly in the manga that she can't milk herself, the bottles are too tiny and that no one but Kimihito can currently milk her and she's to angry at her homestay to let him milk her. If you choose to believe she's wrong or she's lying it's your problem but I don't think she is.

>what does her interest in Kimihito have to do with it?
There is no interest in Kimihito, why do you say there is?

>No but she quite clearly considers it emotionally, sexual
>No, but that doesn't change the fact that she herself has attached a sexual value to being milked
Why do you keep saying it's sexual when it's clearly not? Just because her tits can be used as a sexual part during intercourse doesn't mean every act involving them is sexual.

She is embarrassed because she is displaying an intimate part of her for someone she isn't perfectly comfortable watching it because she needs to do so?
Would you not feel embarrassed if you pulled out your dick in front of a doctor whether you are sexually attracted to them or not if you didn't felt entirely comfortable doing so? Would you consider it sexual if someone made fun of you naked dick (unless that's your fetish)? No you wouldn't, because embarrassment isn't a feeling uniquely linked to sexuality.

STOP USING FALSE CAUSE ARGUMENTS, HOLY SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109511
>Buildings covered in ice dicks
And that lonely yukionna on the hill got to try something fun that year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109509
I would gleefully dispose of them so that all that remains are stray tails here and there, bits of crushed horns and lots of red smears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109508
Also an attitude shift. Still caring, but lascivious Ryu playing matchmaker between humans and monsters and encouraging people to embrace their carnal desires so all her worshipers can know the joys of monster-human unions.
Lewd festivals at her shrine, mild aphrodisiac rain and/or "blessed" water of similar properties at the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109509
I never said I hated them. For the most part I'm ambivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109461
This is confusing. This is supposed to be suffering and depressing and yet it gave he an erection
This sort of conflicting feeling brings me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109513
P.S.

Fuck this.
It's 5:00 AM and I can't stop arguing about about Cow-Tits from a, light-hearted japanese manga which was clearly not intended to create such retarded arguments on the internet or drive such mean-spirited bullshit-spewing crap into people.

I'm going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109513
You seem really mad anon.

Your frequent use of all-caps really helps carry that across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109535
I wish I was good at these kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109539
Hey man, you can't please everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109537
>Calling a bitch out is mean-spirited bullshit-spewing crap
Yeah you mad.

Sleep tight anon. You definitely need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109541
Yeah but that's the kind of stuff I'm SUPPOSED to write.

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>>14109513
>here is no interest in Kimihito, why do you say there is?
I didn't say if there was interest or not, I just asked what interest had to do with anything.
>Why do you keep saying it's sexual when it's clearly not?
Because it clearly is and she clearly sees it as such.
>Would you not feel embarrassed if you pulled out your dick in front of a doctor whether you are sexually attracted to them or not if you didn't felt entirely comfortable doing so?
I think my dick is sexual. Of course I'll be embarassed. Just like she is. Because we both view the body part being put on display as sexual. Attraction is neither here not there.

>False Cause arguments
You can keep saying that all you like, but points A and B are well related.

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>>14109544
>I'm SUPPOSED to write.
Feel free to take over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109548
Tuesday. I had this exact scenario planned over a year ago you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109461
She better ends up as a happy stage 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109532
>"blessed" water
I had this one story idea where a man uses a corrupted udine to taint a churches holy water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109550
And someone beat you to the punch

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/RAAyVmL.jpg?1
The church of our Lord and Savior, the Fallen Goddess - now in your underwater hometown too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109550
May a flying saw blade take your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109555
Technically they did not, but I'm rewriting it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109556
Blaster Mercubus'
Mercubi?
Sucumai- no, that sounds like a completely different thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109556
There's something fishy about this.
>>14109558
Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109559
As long as you keep actually writing, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109565
There was no need to go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109562
Yes, you're not on the ground bleeding out going "my hands my hands fuck!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109401
The way he draws her is really fuckin' hot. I want a broad, solid and beefy but soft in the right places minotaur to pound into. Wanna fill her, split 'er on my DE-enlargened cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109567
Sorry, that came out quite mean.

Still. Chop chop, that bishie won't rape himself into an obedient little cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109572
>he draws
And who's he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109573
But anon, you do realize that there was demanding and coin-flipping and the next update will be chapter 13 of Vertex, a full chapter mind you, and that's just a huge amount of work for a lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109577
Not the Anon but You'd better proofread your shit. I still haven't forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109583
I know, it's difficult to forget something so enthusiastic.
I'll bite the bullet all you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109577
I missed that. Oh well, I'll just be waiting then.

Still, that was an unfortunate place to stop. Right before poor guy's first time is ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109589
Damn it Alp don't make it weird. Damn it past self, I blame you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109592
If it makes you feel any better there will be another shoot in the bedroom and another in the shower before it's ogre with the two of them.
>>14109593
You know you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109576
No idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109594
Shut up Alp, stop making it weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109594
Neat, though it will get ridiculously long if you give all the girls multiple scenes. Not that I'd mind, delicious huge green lovetrain, minotaur, mantitwins. Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109597
What is it with you and blaming others for what you start and then perpetuate?
I bet you're running around the place and singing about how it's not your fault while a chorus of your conscience chants Mea Culpa.
>>14109603
>ridiculously long
You'd be surprised how much stuff can happen in a single weekend. Also you forgot to mention the Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109604
What Jubjubs? Will there be Jubjubs now? Will the poor pretty boy get reverse ganagbanged by leaking titbirds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109608
Yeah, this was decided just the other day, three Jubjubs. Just because.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's this about Ryus goofing around with the weather?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a dignified Jabberwock lady save me from the pack of vulgar titty vultures if I run at her with pleas for help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109621
Yes, for a given value of "save".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109621
Maybe if you worded your pleas as a haiku. Something with a rhyming scheme would work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109623
Anything! She can have anything if she makes those guys go away. They're so loud and mad-looking and point their talons at me!

>>14109625
Now that's a harder task. I'm zero at rhyming and improvising in general. Would it work if I drop down on my knees and sing the Evanescence's hilarious "Wake me up" chorus before her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109636
>sing the Evanescence's hilarious "Wake me up" chorus before her
You'd deserve for her to call even more Jubjubs before leaving you to their tender mercies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109621
I feel like a Cheshire would do a good job of protecting me from birds.

I'm sure she'd have some perverted ideas of how I can pay her back for the favor though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109636
>I'm zero at rhyming

Then get to cranking out those iambics.

[Anonymous No.]

It must be terrifying to walk through the wonderland woods, hear the flutter of wings, turn around, and see a massive flock of Jubjubs perched on a tree that was previously empty.

All of them staring at you with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>Scans of Z-Ton's first full tank are out
Oh goodie, and it includes...

>All of the centaur story
>Both parts of the bat kunoichi story
>Sheep sheering
>Both yeti stories
>Cow girl farm story
>Nightmare story
Those're the ones I recognize...there's also some I at least have never seen before, like...
>A Pig(?) girl
>Adorable Mermaid story
And the last one is...huma-Oh no wait they're a pair of oni.
>One's a trap
Oh boy. Also lewd elves.
http://exhentai.org/s/d08b29509e/854250-181

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109647
And then something wet drips on you. Don't look up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109655
>Jub Jub egg hatches
>Baby Jub Jub flies out and immediately leg locks your face
>Doesn't let go until you pass out from lack of air

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109654
>That ara ara~ P'Orc christmas cake molesting the poor shota.

MY
DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109662
Facehugger chick squealing "Papa!" and grinding against you?
>>14109663
This does make the Hyper Weapon bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109647
>>14109655
>Anon's first encounter with a JubJub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnRxQ3dcaQk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109667
>Facehugger chick squealing "Papa!"
More like DIIIICK
I imagine that they stay in the egg for a long time and hatch as a 10-yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109682
They're probably born with massive Jubjub jubblies, disproportionate at first, but they grow into them as they age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109654
>plump P'Orc on elf shota
>armored brown P'Orc in the appendix

Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109684
>oppai loli Alien eggs as bioweapons
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109654
Z-Ton's tiny centaurs are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109694
Not Xenomorphs, we're talking about Jubjub chicks hugging faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109696
Yes, and I'm proposing using Jubjub eggs as bioweapons as the oppai lolis will immediately go for the nearest cock when they hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109694
>Anon starts complaining about his back problems
>Starts saying that his chest feels really warm and snuggle (If that makes sense)
>He lays down for a moment to see if it'll pan out
>Suddenly, intense pain in his chest
>There's something coming out of his bloody chest!
>His white shirt is looking pink
>Oh god, it's Alien all over again!
>His shirt rips open and out pops his JubJub daughter
>He forgot that she's been latched to him for quite a while now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109702
I see. But isn't biological warfare, like, bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109694
>"Hang on, sensors are picking up something... Sir! It's the Edinburgh!"
>"The ship that went missing after venturing into the Wonderland Nebula?"
>"Yes sir! It looks like it's running dark, and there's no response to hailing frequencies."
>"Prepare an away team, I want to know what happened."
>"At once sir!"

And down the rabbit hole they went...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109707
No. I will fill a Paladin convent's cellar with the eggs and laugh as the swarm of oppai lolis rape all the males and try to suckle on all the females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109709
I like this. Do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109704
Assuming his wife is still attached to him at the waist, that means he's been walking around in a way similar to a human wheelbarrow race. Pic related.

http://dansvillefitnessclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wheelbarrow.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109713
Na, It's late, just imagine a sole survivor stumbling back. His mind shattered and babbling about being violently raped by a teleporting purple cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109718
>sole survivor is dragged into a court presided over by the Queen of Hearts
>not allowed to talk, cum once for yes, twice for no
>they interpret two as "yes, yes"
Just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109720
>He's represented by the Mad Hatter, who doesn't really seem to be trying to defend him.
>If the Cheshire Cat prosecutor wins, she gets to have her way with him.

"Court is in session! Prepare the lubricant!..."
http://imgur.com/DBrdkkO.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109730
Just make the defender get paid in cock and she'd kill to get him off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109744
>prosecutor wins and she gets his D
>defense wins and she gets his D
Hoo boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109745
>settlement out of court and they get to share
False confessions ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109745
Obviously the only solution is to offer yourself to the judg- oh wait, she's a loli Lilim. Is she secretly a virgin and insecure mess inside like they say their kind is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109750
Only one way to find out!
It will start with a defloration, continue with milking you dry with her still bleeding pussy and end with impregnation and marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109749
>they get to share
Nah, the judge gets him then.
>>14109750
If that's the case, there's always the jury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108908
That chapter was awful because instead of a Dante v Vergil 'Sword Fight that makes a barrier that stops rain from falling down on us'
We get fucking Jousting. That is Dolph Ziggler match of medieval combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109754
>courtroom gangbang with 15 office lady girls of all shapes and sizes
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109756
>actually wanting zwee fighting
Chuuni pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109760
It would have been better than jousting.
Why do you think that Arena was empty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109762
Because Polt understood it was a private affair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109757
I admit to nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109750
>"...So if it might interest the jury, I would like to state that the defenda-"
>"I WANT SNACKS!"
>"M-My queen?"
>"I'M HUNGRY!"
>"THE QUEEN DESIRES FOOD! SHE MUST HAVE IT!"
>"THIS COURT IS BORING! OFF WITH EVERYONE'S HEAD!"
>"My queen! Surely that's a bit extreme!"
>"...Fine. Do whatever you want, I'll just play with my colouring book..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109762
Better question is, just how loaded Polt is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109769
Cum once for yes and twice for yes-yes. Any speech will get you charged with contempt for the court and fined five ejaculations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109769
I bet you'll admit to killing Jimmy Hoffa when that thirsty CC Ushi jurywoman with a mouthful of fresh cum is positioning your bruised dick at her lips with her silky soft pedipalps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109766
No it's because they couldn't sell tickets because it's Jousting.
You can't get hype for Jousting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109781
Yes you can, it was the second most popular thing in the dark ages, right after setting cats on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109778
Damn right I'd hold that farce of a court in contempt.

>>14109780
Good luck, if she just blew me then I hope she likes her partner pushing rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109790
>I hope she likes her partner pushing rope.
That's actually her fetish and she'll cuddle you tight while rubbing your flaccid dick all over her lips and rolling the cum with her tongue for what seems like an eternity before she gulps it down and shows you her slimy, red, lewd tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109783
Yeah back in the Dark Ages when the concept of Suplexing Metal Gears wasn't a thing.
Now a days you need to step your game up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109799
Lewd! But unless impregnating her with a clutch of little cowspiders counts as admittance, I'd still deny everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109807
How do you deny it? Your only forms of communication are cumming once for yes and twice for double-yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Start a story
>Think the idea is really funny and cool
>3k words in, realize that it's mostly just stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109810
That lonely CC is gonna take that cum thrice for an "I love you, please marry me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109812
We're here for demi-human sex maniacs. How is that not stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109810
Have the defense attorney ask questions aimed at establishing my innocence and are worded in a way that a positive answer is the desirable one to that end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109812

No one cares Ovaries. Grow a pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109816
I'm sorry but the defense attorney is celebrating her unbirthday and can't attend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109812
Dude I've written Elemental giving you Kamen Rider Armor when you fuse with them, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109821
This is bullshit. Wonderland is bullshit. The Queen of Hearts is bullshit!
Besides, what are they going to do, rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109812
I believe in you anon, if my stupid greentexts can be popular for a day so can yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109827
Quote from man raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109827
They'll wock you. They'll wock you long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109832
Well wock them too. I'd rather get raped by horse pussy than set foot in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109846
But anon, how will the world survive the Wocks without your Vorpal Blade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109849
They can try snicker-snacking them with their own. I'm done, I'm so done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109857
You're never done. It's not a dream, Anon. You can't wake up. The best you can hope for is to distract them through song.

[Anonymous No.]

Displacer Beast MG when?
>Puma Jinko with Tentacles on her back that makes illusions of her 5 feet away from her actual body so she can tentacle you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109862
I wouldn't mind one, either. Looks pretty snappy. And would probably have multiple tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109862
Since months ago. We even got some art for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109862
Do we really need more tentacles?
__________________________Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109862
>>14109866
>a new Abomination
I have to consider this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109870
>>14109869
>>14109866
>>14109862

How new are all you people? Next you'll talk about the incredible idea of a Tarrasque MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109866
>teleporting
>multiple tailpussies
You fool, you've doomed us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109868
>months
Make that over a year.

>>14109874
To be honest that idea never caught on, unlike the transitory popularity of the Tarrasque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109876
They don't teleport though. They project holograms. And they have two spiked tentacles from the middle of their backs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109881
>To be honest that idea never caught on, unlike the transitory popularity of the Tarrasque.

Caught on about as much as something like Chupa-chan. Got some art and stuff. Tarrasque got pushed hard by the IRC crowd for awhile though so it was in a different league, about like Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109882
Yeah, my bad, don't know where that came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108660
Not too different other than getting a lot more propositions from various MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109874

There has already been art and stories about such. How new are YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109900
The joke really went over your head didn't it? Read it again and think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109900
Hey, how about this for a fresh idea?
>There's a chubby lizardgirl whose breath smells like death and she sucks her little brother's cock to scare the rapists away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109914
It's missing a little something. How about throwing in some exhibitionism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109914
Hey, I've got one! How about a story about some soldiers who get kidnapped and raped by some monstergirls after they just started appearing one day? The man guy can have a crazy arachne after him and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109917
Throw in some NTR panic and it's perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109669
>With more rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109926
>Anon's visit the Queen of Hearts La-House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trPOKL7Nguo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109918
Or one with quirky and endearing dialogue like in an 80's teen movie! It could even be about Charon-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109906

> I was only pretending!

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109959
>Being this dense and dumb.

I bet you didn't catch any of these either.
>>14109940
>>14109918
>>14109914

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109940
>quirky and endearing dialogue like in an 80's
haaahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109983
Aww shit nigga you was mean to me! Now I'ma delete it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109049
Wow. I actually remember watching this now. I totally forgot this show existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109983
>>14109989
>>14109940

Quit samefagging. You're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109996
>samefagging
Ha. Where'd you pull that one from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109996
Not them but get a sense of humor. That is quality Alp satire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109998

> quality

No it's the same dumb joke over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110004
Holy shit nigga, stop spacing after quotes already, everyone can tell it's you. Never thought you were this dumb, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110004
>No it's the same dumb joke over and over.
Just like Alp!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

http://i.imgur.com/Drp5Q85.gifv

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109874
I've seen Terrasque.
I've not seen Displacer Beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109846
>next kc girl is going to be wonderland horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109862
Rust Monster MG when
>She melts your armor to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110010
The artist made her kind of cosplay tier but here's one. There's a few others but I'd have to dig them up.

http://i.imgur.com/gaysbhO.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110025
>That face
>That lack of Jinko features.
No Wonder I haven't heard of it.
It's Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110028
>It's Shit
You got that right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110028
She was described as a catgirl though. The artist just didn't show it in that one. Stop being so fucking offended that you're late to the party with the exact same idea other people have had. You sound like one of those faggots that shows up every few months and thinks they have the brilliant unique idea for dolphin mermaids with rape caves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110032
Displacer Beasts are a bit more obscure than Dolphins Anon.
Besides that doesn't make the picture less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110032
So did you finally learn how to not press enter or are there now two mad-ass faggots in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110033
Not really. They're typical DnD on par with people bringing up every meme animal as a monstergirl every once in awhile like pistol shrimp or orchid mantis or japanese hornets or honey badgers or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110039
>Japanese Hornets
>They'd be Oni sized Bee girls.
Terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110041
Dat waist tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14101711
This new girl looks like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Human girls or Kikis better victims for a Colour out of Lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14105005
This is why I would rather have an harem, see? Jubjub is a cute girl and I would like to have her, but she's not waifu material, she is missing something. I don't know, just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110069
If you're going full Harblador/me do human girls. It's more fun to break them than monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110079
Kikis have more superfluous bits that can wither and crumble away without making them grotesque, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110069
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110089
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colour_Out_of_Space

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110098
One of the most disturbing thins I've read. The way he described all the changes the farmer's family was undergoing, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110069
Human girl or if you want to go for the ultimate corruption go for an Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110114
That or Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109936
>With even more rape and joy

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be the GENETIC FREAK Big Poppa Pump and walk down to a wrassling match with a Jinko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHJU032NL0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14109401
No love for that 1t fluffy sheep girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110149
>You will never make fun of fat monster girls with a genetic freak Oni before going for some drinks

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a monstergirl so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110167
Yes!
Bully them Anon!
Then I can swoop in and comfort them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110180
>being a chubby chaser
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110199
Monster girls are olev!
No matter the size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110199
Not him, but I'm only a chubby chaser for 2D girls because 3D tubbies are worse than Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110252
Check your health privilege, skeletor. It's un fair you can walk 10 stels without wheezing. Why don'y you go get your arteries clogged, boney?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the most Hawaiian monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110284
The first thing that popped into my head was a tanned Harpy in a Hawaiian skirt and coconut bra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110291
>IZ singing a duet with a hula-girl Siren
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110284
Alraune makes me think of one because of the flower in her hair, but it'd be easy to change up one of the plant monsters to be Hawaiian like making a palm tree dryad or a pineapple barometz. Also you could have a lava golem living in one of the volcanoes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want do do the lewdest, dirtiest things imaginable to an oppai loli Junjub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110275
Not him but because then I couldn't princess carry my mg!
And I agree with >>14110252
Anything more than 3D chubby usually comes with a crap ton of health and mental issues along with a shit personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110326
But you can't hold her hands Anon.
She doesn't have any!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110326
Would you make her wear a diaper so she doesn't leak her juices everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110179
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110328
I'll make do with her wings! It'll only be lewder and more embarrassing for her if I treat them like normal people hands!

>>14110331
Eh, maybe. If it became a real issue and she were into it. Hell, she'd probably be into it, she's into anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110337
Don't forget to massage her shoulders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110338
Of course anon, I'm sure they get all stiff tired after every time she flies. That squishiness and those curves give her a workout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110340
Just get ready for her to start wiggling her bottom in your lap as you do, happy little coos slipping out as you do.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read about someone who counsels Jubjubs about their eternal arousal and subsequent weird fetishes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110327
Fuck you man! Who do you think you are, taking a deep breath without chest pains. This is the face of thin privileges, people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110345
Oh god, she'll probably leak all over my lap. Oh well, her cute reactions are more than worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110347
Go take a hike tubby lumpkins, it'll do you good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110347
I'm also fit so I can outrun the fatties.
Nothing better than some big ol' manticore talking smack about that she'll do to you only wind up on the ground, winded and panting because she's too out of shape to fly or run.
That's when I turn around and have my way with her, she'll be too tired to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110348
Best bit would be when you stroke her hair and she starts nuzzling into you hand, giving a little giggle as she does so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110352
But what do you do when she gets all her strength back after you finish giving her your spirit energy? Then you're right screwed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110355
I feel like they'd make cute humming noises when they get all relaxed too! I need a Jubjub daughteru anon it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110350
>>14110352
Not all of us have healthy circulation, asshole! I identify as a blubber-kin, and this oppression has to stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108802
Wow, EMG is quite pro-realistic (you could say hyper-realistic) and anti-escapist the more you think about. Guess I'm starting to get all this disillusionment with it in this thread lately, though I never really cared for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110356
That's why you take them from behind, usually in doggy style so that if they regain their strength then the chase can begin an new.
Also, you can do some light teasing by calling them piggy or porker while hoping that it keeps them engrossed long enough for you to finish before leaving them there in a puddle of juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110359
That would be something, watching your happy daughter singing as she plays with her toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110365
Would you say that you're..... Transfat?
Because that shit is banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14108657
to be fair, only like forty people watch Olbermann

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110373
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110373
Please. Transfat is the derogatory term. Us sensitive people refer to it as panobesity. Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110382
Well, you can find obesity in a pan, that much is certainly true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110385
I'd like to pretend it was intended, but it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110382
Please, people like you don't understand the real struggles faced by thick MGs.

Do you know how hard it is for them to get boyfriends?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the type of outfit Hathorites would wear? I know it'd vary from species to species and follower to follower.

I'd like to imagine that Hathorite Jubjubs would wear attire similar to babydoll lingerie and standard Egyptian wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110396
It wouldn't be that hard with me around, I will take all those sad tubby monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110398
Sounds about right, although I imagine most would stick to either A, skin tight clothes that hug their forms or B, things that cut into their thick hips or soft breasts.

Although I imagine a vampire would still dress up in cloaks and such so that she could hide her soft form and keep guys thinking she's an all powerful force of destruction.
Although her slightly chubby cheeks would probably give her away and by the time she undressed she'd be beet red over having a man see her pudgy form unobscured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110398
They'd probably wear moomoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110408
Not if I get them first!
Stuffed harpies!
Soft werecats!
Thick snaeks!

I'll comfort them all with headpats and snacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110410
>tfw no Undead Kingdom based Hathorite sect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110398
Turtleneck sweater + short shorts is my fave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110398
Loose fitting and very skimpy robes of impossibly thin silk.

Most Hathorites are surprisingly modest so they tend to spend a lot of time blushing and trying (and failing) to cover their butts, navels, and cleavage with their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110419
>Super soft zombies that moan out for cuddles, their thick hips wiggling as they shuffle.
>Chubby liches who have little poochy bellies and big bottoms for extra padding!
>Ghosts who's heavy breasts are barely contained by their rags as they float towards you.
>Gorged ghouls who's wide rumps wiggle before your face as they suck you off, womanhood exposed and waiting.

Yeah, it would be nice.

>>14110427
They need suprisingly short skirts that only cover half of their bottoms, skirting (HAH) the edge of uselessness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110427
>>14110431
cockrampage.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110431
>chubby, lovey-dovey Jiang-Shi's that fly towards you and mush your face in their sizable bosoms
>healthy Wights dressed in black Egyptian attire wiggling their plump bottoms at you while hooked up to specialty milking machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110444
>>14110431
Brb, Killing myself. I want my epitaph to read "Single. Can cook and clean. Likes snuggling." So they can resurrect me when hathorite undeads become a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110439
>fairy rampage.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110431
>>14110444
Praise Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110444
I'm not sure I'd trust undead milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110424
You sir, Have a good taste in fashion, turtleneck sweaters are underrated and fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110444
>Vampires who's hips are visible even beneath their cloaks, a blush on their face as they DEMAND that you join them in bed, their negligee wrapped around their soft form.
>Dampire's who's bottoms are barely covered by their skirts, wiggling as they walk.
>Skeletons with a layer of pudge you could use as a pillow and breasts that more then make up for their lack of hips.

Yeah, I'd be up for spreading the health of Hathor to an undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110489
It doesn't age! Undead milk a best! Always cool, never aging or souring, you don't even need to refrigerate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110489
It's both sweet and cool tasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110489
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/a4176e98cc/835400-16

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110489
>yfw they lactate yogurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110534
Yuki's and Glacies would lactate icecream.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons,

The Jubjub or a hobgoblin?
Which would make the ultimate shortstack with hathor's blessing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110554
Jubjub. They have the advantage of being fluffy Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cool and refreshing like chilled mountain spring water, in that you could drink a liter without even realizing, with a hint of sweetness.
>Yet satisfying in the weight it settles in your stomach, making you sleepy and comfortable, sating even the deepest of hungers
>Perfect in tea
>Making the highest quality icecreams
>The most decadent of creams
>The softest, crumbliest, meltiest of cheeses
>Failing only in the sour cream department
Oh, undead milk. Why are you not a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110554
This is going to require extensive testing. Bring one of each to my roo-lab, and I'll find out once and for all. Do not be alarmed if the testing lasts for several days, its just standard protocol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110554
I don't care for Hathor shit, but is that really a question? Obviously Jubjub, between the two of those choices. Putting aside her current body, she has those wings, which make for the best wing hugs possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>Zombie Yeti Jubjub Chimaera
Can you handle all these fluffcuddless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110570
This is going to end with you coming back a couple months from now with a thick jubjub and hobgoblin who are heavily pregnant when you tell me how you need to spend a few more months testing it don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110574
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110564
I wish we had stories that expanded on Hathorite stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110579
Hey science is hard business, sometimes you make a rapid breakthrough but most of the time you've got to spend years, even decades, studying the same thing before you can reach a solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110601
True, but that's part of the fun!
It's always enjoyable bringing a new yetipire into the world and raising her from fluffy little cuddle loli to a blood sucking mistress of the night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110619
You and I sir, are now friends. Let us go forth and create new and wonderful combinations of monster girls for the world to enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110629
>>14110619
>Lonely old scientist/wizard who keeps bringing new chimeras into the world.
>Raising them from innocent little lolis to full grown women.
>They always ask why he isn't married but he always just smiles and tells them that he's married to the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110629
I'm game.
Current one would be mixing a cockatrice and a minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be like that earlier Anon and be swarmed by Jubjubs, but when I appeal to the onee-san tough CC Jabberwock, I want to beg her for help in a poem, offering myself as a slave to her if she can save me, and get her to chase away the Jubjubs!

Then when she tries to collect her prize

>"The time has come my Jabber-friend, to talk of other things!"
>"Of shoes, and ships, and ceiling wax,"
>"Of cabbages and kings!"
>"And why the sea is boiling hot,"
>"And whether pigs have wings."
>"Callooh Callay, no sex today!'
>"We're cabbages and kings!"

And dart off. Being hunted is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kerasan Parasen Matango
>Just sits there spreading her airborn drugs to all

>Oni Pot Devil
>Carries a pot full of sake that never empties

>Dark Priest Pixy
>Flies around whispering lewd sermons to adventurets

>Shoggoth Arachne
>Makes clothes out of the web that is herself for you to wear, feeling you move inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110671
>Makes clothes out of the web that is herself for you to wear, feeling you move inside her.
Lewd as hell, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110671
So lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110671
>Oni Pot Devil
She must be the envy of all the other Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

How clingy do you like you monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110671
>Cockatrice Cheshire Cat
>Instead of having a fear reaction, they tease and taunt people who chase them.

>Holstaurus Hobgoblin
>The ultimate Shortstack

>Kakuen Minotaurus
>I don't know exactly how it would go, but it would involve bruised pelvises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110700
>>I don't know exactly how it would go, but it would involve bruised pelvises.
A beast woman with the flexile agility of a kakuen, but the raw muscle and power of a minotaur.

In short: You will not escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110698
Semi-literally and very watchful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110698
Yandere-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110706
I'd post that picture of a pouty Baphomet clinging to her onii-chan while a nun looks on, but I appear to not have it saved on this computer...

>>14110698
I don't know honestly. I want to say "Very and cuddly", but reflecting back on personal experience, I really don't care for lengthy physical contact like that.

Or maybe I just need to get a bigger couch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110703
>Agile as a Kakuen
>Strong as a Minotaur
Would she be as flexible as a Kakuen too? Because imagine her riding you reverse-cowgirl style and then bending backwards so she can kiss you on the lips while doing it.
Flexible girls are great, especially when they have great asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110698
Will randomly sneak up and hug me from behind and absentmindedly climb on to me and plant kisses along my collarbone and neck-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110721
"Flexile" Agility, anon. I did mean to imply that, yes, flexibility too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110698
Very clingy whilst aware enough to pick her moments. Like, if I'm doing shit, not so much, maybe just a quick hug and a kiss on the neck. But If I'm standing still or sitting or in one place for any length of time, I'd want her to just gravitate to me, because I'm the kind of person who would gravitate to her. Basically, about as clingy as me, and I'm pretty puppy-love-y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14110698
Clingy. Borderline Yan tiers of hanging on me. I have next to no physical boundaries, so I really would enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

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MON squad lewds.