Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:52:50 2015 No.14095263 [Reply] [Original]

Something is slowly coming this way!

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:53:15 2015 No.14095265 Hey guys, I've got great news! I have that story you all have talked about!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:53:45 2015 No.14095266 >>14095263 It's heading for the Old Mill!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:54:02 2015 No.14095268 File: 28 KB, 580x331, misumena-vatia-2-580x331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/NPuF8JFS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:54:58 2015 No.14095269 File: 104 KB, 700x520, 1434335379957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095257 Latenight really did wonders with the Mindflayer when she was first revealed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:55:53 2015 No.14095275 >>14095265 Yeti Anubis cabin story

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:56:37 2015 No.14095278 File: 234 KB, 933x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZERO GRAVITY PAWJOBS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:57:17 2015 No.14095279 File: 91 KB, 800x509, 1441072913836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gentle reminder that Kikimoras are cute and you shouldn't bully them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:59:00 2015 No.14095287 >>14095279 Gentle reminder that Kikimoras have been removed from the premises Shoggoth number one #1 in /mgt/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:59:35 2015 No.14095288
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>>14095275
No, even better!

You all have complained about how Haohi was "Too Bitchy" in her previous story right? Well, this story will definitely fix that, she'll be pure waifu material now!

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=akais-new-look-a-haohi-short

This is the new Haohi story, read it! Trust me, you'll love it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:59:45 2015 No.14095290 >>14095279 Oh god her world just shattered. Wonder what she did?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:00:07 2015 No.14095291 >>14095287 >lying on the internet See, that's exactly why your kiki wife left you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:00:58 2015 No.14095294 >>14095288 >touchfluffytail Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:01:44 2015 No.14095299 File: 190 KB, 1124x919, 1436373577337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOBODY MOVE! I'VE GOT BOMBS ALL OVER THIS THREAD! UNLESS YOU TAKE THESE WOCKS, YOU'LL ALL GET BLOWN ALL OVER /JP/!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:02:26 2015 No.14095302 >>14095299 Woah, calm down man! It's cool! Just put the Wock down, we can talk about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:02:47 2015 No.14095305 File: 82 KB, 491x110, Midriff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you handle the heat? http://i.imgur.com/CBOVuQE.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:03:31 2015 No.14095310 >>14095288 Someone has to write about anon fucking Haohi and his Alp boyfriend now, it has to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:03:37 2015 No.14095311 File: 180 KB, 800x1129, 1442011070722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095263 Is it time for more slug girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:04:26 2015 No.14095314 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, 1433959690391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095302 The only way I'll put it down is if you take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:05:26 2015 No.14095319 >>14095310 This please, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:05:29 2015 No.14095320 >>14095279 I want to bully her for her anniversary

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:05:30 2015 No.14095321 >>14095263 now THAT is a snail girl fuck that praxis monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:07:08 2015 No.14095327 >>14095288 >.less probably approved this Now Haohi is a bitchy, slutty dyke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:07:45 2015 No.14095329 >>14095288 >nobody has posted "fuck off bob" yet I'm surprised. >gender bending fuck off, bob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:08:38 2015 No.14095334 >>14095305 Not a fan of that anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:08:49 2015 No.14095337 >>14095288 Fuck off bob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:08:56 2015 No.14095338 File: 13 KB, 598x391, I'd fuck Haohi and her alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095327 >Probably You mean personally requested

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:10:45 2015 No.14095342 File: 675 KB, 500x281, 1430373808902.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think last thread failed to properly discuss Dullahans. Now seriously, would all modern ones ride bikes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:11:16 2015 No.14095344 >>14095342 Fuck off alp before I fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:11:35 2015 No.14095345 >>14095269 is that Pat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:11:53 2015 No.14095349 >>14095342 You are a fucking liar! Fuck you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:12:30 2015 No.14095353 >>14095299 What happens if I take it And fuck it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:12:38 2015 No.14095354 Trying to write about a grizzled back alley healer running a clinic in the slums of a city.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:12:39 2015 No.14095355 >>14095342 Depends. Is their riding rank A+ like most Medusas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:13:17 2015 No.14095356 >>14095344 >>14095349 I'm sensing a lot of animosity here for some reason, and a cursory reading of last thread leaves me thinking that you people are barking up the wrong tree. Don't blame me, I didn't do it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:13:39 2015 No.14095358 File: 113 KB, 1024x588, 1426599641352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095342 Biker gear intercrural when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:14:17 2015 No.14095359 >>14095278 I'd rather Zero-G 69.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:14:19 2015 No.14095360 >>14095356 Alright, bend over the counter you cheeky alp, you're getting it all night long

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:14:50 2015 No.14095364 I don't want to take a Wock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:15:13 2015 No.14095366 >>14095342 How can they ride bikes if their heads fall off?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:15:17 2015 No.14095367 >>14095353 Yo don't you find out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:16:28 2015 No.14095369 >>14095367 I mean, if I strap it to my penis it won't bite it off will it? Or use the spirit energy it gets to overthrow the government right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:17:00 2015 No.14095370 >>14095356 As if I would believe you alp. You even said I have shit taste, but you know what? I prefer to have shit taste before being a dirty lying snake. Fuck you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:17:12 2015 No.14095372
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>>14095360
Listen anon. There were two people you argued with. I was only there at the start. I was telling the truth. THE TRUTH, damn you!
>>14095366
How can they ride horses if their heads fall off?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:17:24 2015 No.14095374 >>14095366 That's why Dullahans wear scarves

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:18:39 2015 No.14095377 >>14095372 Yeah yeah, keep mumbling on about the truth, you won't be able to once I put your dick in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:18:51 2015 No.14095378 >>14095369 No, and no. After-all, why would it overthrow the wock controlled government?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:19:26 2015 No.14095379 >>14095372 See >>14095370 and die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:20:04 2015 No.14095380 >>14095372 Yeah yeah, keep mumbling on about the truth, you won't be able to once I put my dick in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:22:13 2015 No.14095381 >>14095380 but anon how can you put your dick in the mouth OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN"T HAVE A FACE???

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:22:26 2015 No.14095382 File: 829 KB, 700x2520, Maid Shog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095287 Shoggoths are olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:22:40 2015 No.14095384 >>14095378 Oh, well that's a relief, I was worried they had some sinister ulterior motive. Yeah sure, I'll take five.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:23:01 2015 No.14095385 File: 442 KB, 804x1002, 1424955531200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095370 But you have shit taste and you don't know what the word lesbian even means! Now I'm really going to shut up about that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:23:02 2015 No.14095386
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>>14095268
The thought of a busty albino Arachne with black sclera sounds appealing now.

In that regard, keep up the good work. I look forward to reading more of your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:25:46 2015 No.14095389 >>14095385 You keep lying! They are lesbians because they don't like the dick anymore! You have a new enemy in these threads, watch yourself fag.

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Tue Sep 15 00:26:02 2015 No.14095390 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, Ara ara.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/dGXqCyqz Updated /ss/ story with Inari x Shota

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:27:13 2015 No.14095392 >>14095263 >Something is slowly coming this way! Amigara Fault Abominations when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:27:23 2015 No.14095393 I'm worried because Alp keeps making alps reputation worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:27:30 2015 No.14095394 >>14095390 >Bromont I didn't touch Bob earlier this thread, I ain't touching you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:27:37 2015 No.14095395 >>14095390 Oh fuck, I never picked this up before. I suppose I have a lot to get through then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:28:49 2015 No.14095399 >>14095393 >making alps reputation worse. I don't see how it could have ever been anything other than shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:29:20 2015 No.14095401 >>14095390 >/ss/ >Bromont Someone post a Penn image for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:29:24 2015 No.14095402 >>14095377 >>14095380 Damn it Anon, you're supposed to fight the alps, not join them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:30:23 2015 No.14095408 >>14095394 >>14095401 Are you people STILL upset over the cripplechan thing? Yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:31:31 2015 No.14095409 >>14095393 How? People are still going to like them because they're separate entities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:32:46 2015 No.14095410 >>14095389 Do I have to do anything? See you later, Grimey!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:33:46 2015 No.14095415 >>14095390 Updated? What line?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:34:01 2015 No.14095417 File: 9 KB, 300x168, imgres.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095401

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:35:17 2015 No.14095422 File: 2.03 MB, 1728x1872, 1407962636941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, care to place bets on who the next girl KC draws in a few days is going to be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:35:44 2015 No.14095425 >>14095408 Hey, if you like that place, do us all a favor and stay there, same with Bromont. >>14095417 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:36:34 2015 No.14095426 >>14095422 I'm still waiting for Griffon, Phoenix, Jötunn and maybe the Furies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:37:10 2015 No.14095427 >>14095422 Hopefully something Mist Continent like a Bashe or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:37:21 2015 No.14095428 >>14095422 no betting till he start to power up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:37:54 2015 No.14095429 >>14095422 It's a long shot but KC's done a number of D&D monstergirls so I'm hoping he makes a Vrock or a Rust Monster.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:38:49 2015 No.14095430

Hello there Anon, I've come to make a deal with you.

I see you've got a pretty nice waifu there ( http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono if you have no favorite species) and I was wondering if you'd be interested in giving her a little..."Boost" let us say.

Now now, it won't be anything you have to pay for because I'm just doing this from the bottom of my heart, improving partners so that things can always go well.

And if you don't want it, there's always a way you can get it fixed, just let me know.

All you need to do is pick a card.

You can leave as well but I won't be too terribly pleased should you do that.

>Card A: A Pair of Melons

>Card B: An Houglass that's broken

>Card C: A dumbell

>Card D: A Feast

>Card E: A Crib

>A box labeled [Some Assembly Required]

>Leave

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:38:57 2015 No.14095431
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>>14095422
I've been seeing a lot of phat caterpillars out lately. They defend themselves from my curious fingers by coiling up and flailing their spiky rear every which way but loose, sometimes even falling on their backs in their excitement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:39:38 2015 No.14095434 >>14095430 Dark Priest, and Card C.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:39:51 2015 No.14095435 >>14095430 Time sensative Deal. Results at 1:00am EST (20 minutes)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:39:57 2015 No.14095436 >>14095430 Card E. And missus is a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:39:59 2015 No.14095437 >>14095430 Fuck it Robot Devil, just Alp my shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:40:09 2015 No.14095438 File: 994 KB, 160x240, REMOVE+SHOGGOTH.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095382 >>14095287 remove shoggoth REMOVE SHOGGOTH you are worst monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:40:57 2015 No.14095443 >>14095430 B. >>14095437 And yes, I want to see the Alp option too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:40:58 2015 No.14095444 >>14095437 No anon, you would then be forced to defend tumblr landwhale comics like Alpie!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:41:32 2015 No.14095445 >>14095430 Boost my Cyclops with Card B

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:42:02 2015 No.14095446 >>14095430 Crow Tengu and C

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:42:36 2015 No.14095449 >>14095430 Card B Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:42:47 2015 No.14095451 File: 205 KB, 1243x531, 1379168171069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095431 You sound creepy, like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:42:54 2015 No.14095452 >>14095430 Alp and B.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:43:09 2015 No.14095453 >>14095430 Kiki. Box. We can put it together together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:43:19 2015 No.14095454 >>14095444 No, I want the Alp! I'll take responsibility for the Alp Anon! And >>14095430, give me Card D.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:43:30 2015 No.14095455 >>14095430 Kikimora Card B

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:43:38 2015 No.14095457 >>14095430 Fuck it. >Hellhound >Card A: A Pair of Melons. Just fuck me up Robot Devil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:44:35 2015 No.14095461 >>14095451 There's nothing creepy about tubby caterpillars falling on their backs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:45:46 2015 No.14095463 >>14095454 Wait a minute... you're that guy who chases after his chubby Alp senpai, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:46:06 2015 No.14095464 >>14095430 >medusa I pick card A.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:47:52 2015 No.14095467 >>14095463 don't ever mention it who must not be named ever again, do you understand?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:48:31 2015 No.14095469 >>14095427 We got a Mist Continent MG last week. I doubt he'd do 2 in a row.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:48:44 2015 No.14095470 >>14095467 You think you can just walk away from your past? Sweep all your deeds under the rug and become a family man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:50:15 2015 No.14095472 >>14095430 Ren Xiongmao and I pick card E

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:51:21 2015 No.14095474 >>14095430 >Demon Give me card A please. >>14095444 What a terrible destiny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:52:13 2015 No.14095480 >>14095469 I know what I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:52:33 2015 No.14095483 >>14095430 >Matango >The Box I already got a shit monster, may as well choose the outlandish option, can't be much worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:52:55 2015 No.14095484 >>14095474 >terrible destiny It didn't have to be this way. You could have stopped it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:53:02 2015 No.14095485 >>14095470 Please, I don't want no trouble mister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:53:44 2015 No.14095488 >>14095463 Wait, I know I'm a newfag, but is chubby Alp senpai a real person?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:53:50 2015 No.14095489 >>14095422 A haughty loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:54:37 2015 No.14095490 >>14095488 Cubby Alp senpai is not a real person. Chubby-chaser human boy kouhai on the other hand is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:54:39 2015 No.14095491 >>14095489 Another one? Gee, dad, we already had one yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:55:37 2015 No.14095495 >>14095485 Jackie, no!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:56:24 2015 No.14095496 >>14095488 It was a forced meme for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:56:43 2015 No.14095498 >>14095484 Oh I'm not that guy, I'm just horrified by the evilness alp can reach. Seriously, when he will be stopped?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:57:46 2015 No.14095499 >>14095490 >>14095496 I see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:59:11 2015 No.14095500 >>14095488 Yeah, she came into this thread and delivered unto us the knowledge of Monster Girls, as written in Alps 4:14.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:59:38 2015 No.14095501 File: 384 KB, 1536x860, 1434432698240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095498 >evilness It's a good comic, dammit!/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:00:38 2015 No.14095503 >>14095500 Alps 4:14? That doesn't sound like it's in the Book of Moo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:00:44 2015 No.14095504 >>14095430 Fine. P'orc. Card A.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:01:42 2015 No.14095505 [SPOILER]

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>>14095430
Very well Anon! Time for a reward!

Card A: You never can have too much of a good thing and the same goes for her chest!
I've taken the liberty of playing some magical plastic surgery and giving your wife's bust a boost! Sending her up to E cups!....But I may have 'forgotten' to tell it when to stop so don't be surprised if it keeps going up to...oh, I don't know...the size of wrecking balls?
I'm sure you'll find something to cover her, although I hope you don't mind her being a stay at home mom.
I've also taken the liberty of making them immune to reduction, can't have the sabbath ruining her can we?

Card B: Age is such a terrible thing, so full of wrinkles and droopage, and crows feet...
So lets remove that from the equation!
You wife is now dead as a doornail! although I did bring her back as a zombie.
Don't worry, she still remembers you...kinda...and I made sure that she'll stay a zombie forever so we don't have anyone else messing with her new, ageless body.

Card C Well, lets get her pumped up! Can't have anyone stealing you from her can we?
I made a few minor tweaks and have set her up so that she'll easily be able to out wrestle any oni's who get in her way....but what about ushis? And Dragons? And other girls I bumped up?
To fix that I've made it so that she's going to keep up with the rest, growing to an impressive eleven feet and with enough muscle to bench elephants without trouble!...although cuddling safely may be a little more difficult now. No removing it either! Wouldn't want her to be unable to protect you would we?

(Cont)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:02:23 2015 No.14095507 >>14095501 Really? I don't know about that, but I know one thing: you can't be trusted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:03:09 2015 No.14095509 >>14095430 You're fooling no one Robot Devil! My waifu is an Anubis and, under duress!, I'll take Card E...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:03:36 2015 No.14095510 >>14095505 >impressive eleven feet and with enough muscle to bench elephants without trouble! Too big, way too big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:04:55 2015 No.14095512 File: 137 KB, 1280x720, 1393739018205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095501 No it's not! It's shit, just like your taste! >>14095507 You are a good man. Take this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:05:17 2015 No.14095514 File: 1.21 MB, 400x224, 1435626905556.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095507 It's not like anyone trusts me in the first place. Also I'm out of Celty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:05:22 2015 No.14095515 >>14095430 I'm leaving.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:05:31 2015 No.14095517

>>14095505
Card D: Health is wealth as they say and I'm going to put your wife just on a 'health' plan that will give her a nice bottom and hips, along with a little pot belly and some bigger breasts....But we can't stop there!
When I'm done with her you could use her belly as a bed and her rear as a shelf, although mobility may be a bit of an issue.
And don't worry about her losing it all, I've made it so she'll keep that way forever! Get ready to make that cow cult drool!

Card E: You like kids eh? Well I wouldn't blame you and neither would any monster girl. As such, I've taken the liberty of uping her fertility a tad.
Ten kids minimum per birth is a good number isn't it? Yeah, that'll be fine! And it'll only take the tiniest bit of your stuff making it in to cause it too!
Why, I'm sure that you'll love nothing more than being remember as the man who cause a 20% jump in a species population. Don't worry, she'll never go sterile either! Menopause is a myth for her.

The Box The box contains nothing more than a few parts for a...robot or something, I really don't know I got bored halfway through. I'm sure it will keep your wife entertained when your out...although she may get a tad bit obssessed with it.
Why, I bet she'd be replacing her limbs with new, robot ones by the end of the week, maybe starting with her eyes!
Oh I look forward to a new addition to the robot masses!

>Leave Well poop, I was SOOOO looking forward to you joining in.
Oh well, I guess I won't do anything other than let a little pygmy harpy know where you live so that she and her little friend can camp outside your house and forever sing songs of how much you love your wife at all hours of the day....and night...and weekends.

Now, I know that some of you may not like what you got and, if you want, I'll be giving you a way out in a little while...say....1:20am? (16 minutes)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:06:44 2015 No.14095519 File: 78 KB, 485x800, 1442275901717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What non-standard maid monster makes the best maid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:07:33 2015 No.14095522 >>14095512 >No it's not! I don't even know if you're serious or just bullying. I regret ever disobeying Jesus and throwing pearls to P'orcs, they don't even wear necklaces. >>14095517 >10 kids at a time She lays eggs, this is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:07:45 2015 No.14095523 >>14095505 >Giant Muscled Crow Tengu I shouldn't want this, but I do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:07:49 2015 No.14095524 >>14095517 And the alps? It ain't a robot devil appearance until somebody alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:07:51 2015 No.14095525 >>14095512 Cool, thanks. >>14095514 Good for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:07:57 2015 No.14095526 >>14095517 What if I chose the mystery box instead of the labeled box?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:08:17 2015 No.14095528 >>14095519 Is Shoggoth non-standard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:08:29 2015 No.14095529 >>14095517 Hahah! You've played right into my hands! Within the span of a few short decades, I shall have a veritable army of Anubi! My empire shall rule all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:08:32 2015 No.14095531 >>14095519 Tetra-armed monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:08:33 2015 No.14095532 >>14095525 >Good for you How is running out of Celty a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:08:36 2015 No.14095534 >>14095515 >>14095517 Ha, I did it right. I don't even care what they do I'll just throw shotas at them till they're all married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:09:19 2015 No.14095535 >>14095517 >Echidna, card E Anyone want to join my monster army? We're going to have great need of comfort boys and if you join now while we're still building up you get free dental.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:09:20 2015 No.14095536 >>14095517 >Penalty for leaving You fucking fiend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:14 2015 No.14095539 File: 346 KB, 590x800, 0eb212a167545173ed416f4dc91e641b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095519 Elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:33 2015 No.14095540 >>14095522 It's shit, plain Tumblr propaganda, better stay away from it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:10:36 2015 No.14095541 >>14095528 Nah, she's as typical a maid monster as a kiki. I mean things you wouldn't normally think of as being maids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:11:07 2015 No.14095544 >>14095505 Mega-pai P'orc. Yeah, I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:11:12 2015 No.14095545 >>14095539 Nigger, that's a Harpy. A Harpy Sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:11:25 2015 No.14095546 >>14095539 That's a Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:11:36 2015 No.14095548 >>14095541 Oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:12:09 2015 No.14095549 File: 372 KB, 800x600, 11524915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095539 aaand it just occured to me that this is not an elf and that Fluffy probably works better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:12:28 2015 No.14095551 >>14095517 >10 kids per birth and insanely large chance of impregnation Just do anal, oral, or have her start eating corruption fruit so she can absorb cum through her skin. If she wants some vaginal bring out the toys or go down on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:13:07 2015 No.14095554 >>14095519 >>14095541 Kraken Mantis Domesticated Porc

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:13:22 2015 No.14095556 >>14095540 Don't forget how it's also ginger propaganda.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:14:32 2015 No.14095558

>>14095517
Sorry for the black boxes, seems things went a little wonky.

Well, I've got two outlets for you if you think my gift sucks....

Outlet One... I alp you and erase your wive's memories of you. She'll forever see you as 'Just a friend' although you'll be one of her besties.
And I know that alps need love two so I'll give you to a nice Anon to take care of you...although I can't promise that they aren't part of that cow cult or the wierd minotaur one that popped up.

Option Two You have a daughter within ten years and the curse is passed on to her, it won't come into effect on your wife unless you fail to conceive during that time period.

It's either this or the cur- GIFT Anon.

>>14095526
The box is empty and you now have an indestructable cait sith with super strength following you around and asking for milk.

ALL BECAUSE YOU PICKED THE WRONG BOX.

>>14095551
>Do anal
>Drips down and touches the edge of her nethers
>Have ten+ kids on the way

How do you feel now Anon?
Loving the life of handjobs and blowjobs only?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:15:44 2015 No.14095560

>>14095505
>Bakunyuu Hellhound
Y'know what? I think I can live with this.
I'll just need some Mino milk to make her strong enough to heft them around, maybe get some construction done to give her some more moving space.
I can only imagine how she's gonna dominate me with those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:16:31 2015 No.14095562 >>14095558 >picked the mystery box GOD PLEASE NO Father forgive me for I have sinned

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:16:33 2015 No.14095563 >>14095534 >Harpies singing outside your window every single day, every hour, every minute. >EVEN AT NIGHT. Better get ear plugs or you won't ever sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:16:35 2015 No.14095564 >>14095540 Not him, but it's really not. I mean, in the first place, pretty sure tumblr SJWs disapprove of BDSM. >>14095556 Can't really argue that one, except that I don't think the lead girl has freckles...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:16:35 2015 No.14095565 File: 98 KB, 600x574, 1385105158345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Baphomet Onee san to dom me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:17:37 2015 No.14095568 >>14095565 Step in line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:18:44 2015 No.14095570 >>14095565 No Lilim, or Dragon, or Pharaoh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:18:51 2015 No.14095573 >>14095564 Anon, please learn to tell when someone is being serious and when someone is joking to bully Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:19:21 2015 No.14095574 >>14095565 I want to be at the mercy of a tender cuddledom Bapho Nee-san

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:19:21 2015 No.14095575 >>14095562 Sorry Anon. That's what happens when you don't follow the rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:19:37 2015 No.14095576 >>14095556 No reaction image can express my disgust. >>14095564 No, I'm not touching landwhale comics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:20:50 2015 No.14095577 >>14095570 Them too. How do you know me? Whoa re you. My conscience? >>14095568 I've been in line since the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:21:10 2015 No.14095579 >>14095570 I'd an oppai loli lilim who acts smug and dominant, only for me to ruffle her hair and tell her that she's cute before walking off to do my chores and mow my lawn.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:22:21 2015 No.14095581

>>14095576
But anon, there's not a single gigantic fat woman declaring that she's strong, independent and attractive, and that "conventionally beautiful" women only force themselves to be that way because of the patriarchy!

>>14095573
It's a fine line. I thought my musing about the freckles would be a good hint I'm not exactly taking this seriously either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:22:39 2015 No.14095583 >>14095577 You're the guy who wants to be dommed by all four of them, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:22:40 2015 No.14095584 >>14095560 Probably lay them atop you so your pinned and taunt you about how you can't move, before working you into her cleavage and giving you a full body massage with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:23:23 2015 No.14095586 >>14095583 Maybe I am. What's it to ya?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:25:14 2015 No.14095587 >>14095581 It's a book about lesbians facing all the complications of their relationship. Sounds like a new Mad Max to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:26:10 2015 No.14095591 >>14095581 You know, I actually find freckles really sexy. Whenever I see a woman with freckles I get an incredible and inexplicable urge to lick her face.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:26:45 2015 No.14095593

>>14095579
What if her body was that way because she forced herself into our world and burned the majority of her power doing so?
What if the only way for her to reclaim her body was for her to fuck you multiple times?
And by the time she has her body back she's fallen for you?

>>14095584
That sounds heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:27:15 2015 No.14095597 File: 116 KB, 576x440, 1399656441362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095587 >Sounds like a new Mad Max to me. I know the movie was shit, but I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:28:35 2015 No.14095598 >>14095597 It was awesome for the effects and cinematography alone. Then the soundtrack was the cherry on top. Best old school action movie since Dredd.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:29:04 2015 No.14095600

>>14095587
Anon, I'm not sure which Mad Max you watched, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a movie about lesbians.
In fact, I'm pretty sure the only moral of the movie was "Don't treat people as property."
That and dying historic is fucking awesome when you do it for something worthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:29:55 2015 No.14095601 >>14095591 Well. Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:29:57 2015 No.14095602 >>14095593 Sounds lovely, although I wonder how she'd react when, after she approached me with her newly voluptuous form and the smug grin, I told her that I loved her in her cute, oppai loli body, although I'll be happy with her however she looks.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:32:06 2015 No.14095607

>>14095602
Well that's what shapeshifting is for.
She can be an Oppai Loli, she can be chubby, she can be muscular, she can be whatever you want her to be.
Of course, she may be awkward when it comes to romantic things, like kissing and holding hands.
You want to really fluster her? Eskimo Kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:32:37 2015 No.14095609 >>14095597 It's okay, I liked it too. >>14095600 It was tumblr meme the movie, and there was a gang of old hags lesbians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:33:15 2015 No.14095610 I wish a robot Wurm would tunnel down to robot Hell and get married to the robot Devil so he'd leave us alone with these silly offers.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:34:07 2015 No.14095612

>>14095558
>How do you feel now Anon? Loving the life of handjobs and blowjobs only?
Wear a condom, pull out before cumming, get her tubes tied (it would work because they are blocking the passage for the sperm not getting rid of her fertility), plugging her ass, so it doesn't drip out before being absorbed, and if all else fails, get a vasectomy (I'm not sure if that would make my spirit energy usless or not, but my waifu eats other stuff besides semen so she'll live). Mamano mana can't bullshit you out of this one.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:34:15 2015 No.14095613

>>14095607
You know, I want to see her go chubby, oppai loli and when I go in for our first kiss she closes her eyes and purses her lips, trembling as she waits for it only for me to give her a kiss on the forehead so that she opens her eyes and starts to complain.

That's when I give her the real kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:35:36 2015 No.14095615 >>14095609 Where were they in the movie? The only women I saw were Furiosa, the wives, their old caretaker, and that old lady carrying around the bag of seeds. The closest thing to a romance in that movie was Nux and that redheaded girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:36:23 2015 No.14095616 >>14095609 >matriarchal society means lesbians Nah. And them turning into a bunch of murderous scavengers like the buzzards and everyone else in the wastes when their precious farmland died just reinforced that everybody was the same.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:38:11 2015 No.14095618

>>14095609
Y'know anon, attaching "lel tumblr mehmeh" to everything just lessens its actual insulting connotations. Especially given that many artists who don't fit into the so-called "tumblrite demographic" have blogs on the site to distribute their artwork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:39:58 2015 No.14095622 >>14095615 The motorcycle tribe of old ladys. >>14095616 No, feminazi means lesbians. >>14095618 And..? You know what I mean when I talk about Tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:40:39 2015 No.14095623 >>14095415 >Updated? What line? 2060 Though why would you need that information? Just read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:41:14 2015 No.14095624 Wait, are people here defending Mad Max? Holy shit that movie was trash. Please consider suicide if you like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:41:20 2015 No.14095625 >>14095622 >You know what I mean Yes, but still, attaching it to everything still lessens the impact. Get more creative. Find new references.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:41:35 2015 No.14095627 >>14095616 How does a matriarchal left-leaning society even "realistically" survives in the wasteland? SJWs hate guns, think preventive precautions are victim-blaming and want to taken care of by the state.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:42:26 2015 No.14095630 >>14095624 I liked it. Not as a movie though. As a movie, it's pretty shit. But I found it to be an experience more than a film; and one I'm glad I saw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:42:37 2015 No.14095632 >>14095625 No, I think Tumblr fits quite right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:43:38 2015 No.14095634 >>14095627 >Left-leaning Pfft, what? Man, there were no politics in Mad Max. Just survival. Any feminists who did think like that obviously would've been killed off long ago. The Elder Women were clearly not that sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:43:52 2015 No.14095635 >>14095627 They aren't left leaning at all. They were a bunch of gun toting farmers that turned into gun toting scavengers. If anything, they were an obvious parallel to old school amazons and the man-eating mare myth.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:44:37 2015 No.14095637

>>14095517
>>14095430
>>14095505

>Parasite Slime
>Feast

Ok, I got lucky that's my fetish but I'll need to visit a wizard and get some strength/durability boosting runes because I'm going try and move her so that we can do the deed, although I imagine that she can occupy herself with her tentacles.

Now I need to try and get strong enough to princess carry her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:44:42 2015 No.14095638 Monstergirls please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:44:54 2015 No.14095639 >>14095624 >Not liking the Night Rider speech Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:45:09 2015 No.14095640 >>14095632 Bah! You guys call everything tumblr these days. Can we agree that the action and the Doof Warrior were rad as shit and leave it at that? Nux didn't deserve what happened to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:45:58 2015 No.14095641 >>14095627 All of them would die, that's the beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:46:40 2015 No.14095643 File: 158 KB, 550x550, 1442294404339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095638 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:47:00 2015 No.14095645 >>14095640 He was dying anyway. Like he said, if he had to go out, he wanted to go out legendary on the fury road. And he sure did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:47:55 2015 No.14095648 >>14095645 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:48:15 2015 No.14095649 >>14095640 Of course, I already said I liked the movie, a lot of action. Better than Alpie's comics, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:48:37 2015 No.14095650 >>14095645 He went out fucking historic man. What would monstergirls think of the world of Mad Max? How tragic would the War Boys be to them? "What do you mean they live to die?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:48:45 2015 No.14095652 I want to be a kung fu master that lives to be old as shit, and have a young Jinko seek me out in the mountains to beg me to train them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:52:49 2015 No.14095658 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:56:47 2015 No.14095669

>>14095612
>Usin condoms
>Get her tubes tied

You might as well tell your waifu she has to wear a paper bag over her head during sex and that you want to get your balls cut off completely. I'm calling the MGC Non-Consensual Abuse Hostline to report you, you monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 01:58:42 2015 No.14095677 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread, it's shiny and new! Well worth the dragon's gold used to buy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:01:49 2015 No.14095682 >>14095658 >I'm going to post this every day until people are so sick of hearing about Holsts that no one likes them anymore. Good, your work here is done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:02:57 2015 No.14095686 >>14095682 Wow, you're new aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:03:27 2015 No.14095687 File: 1.04 MB, 759x1284, 1395596182103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095682 I find your lack of Hathor faith disturbing Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:05:21 2015 No.14095691 >>14095682 Trying to hard there mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:06:16 2015 No.14095695 >>14095691 >trying to hard there mate yes, I am trying to give holsts something hard.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:06:59 2015 No.14095698

>>14095687
>>14095691

In all seriousness, there never seems to be much discussion about holsts anymore. Holst milk, sure. Hathor cult, sure, but I don't think I've seen any discussion or stories about Holsts specifically in quite some time. Or at least it's extremely rare compared to discussion about Hathor and Holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:08:00 2015 No.14095701 File: 218 KB, 700x598, 1439522391975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you engage in PDA with you're waifu?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:08:09 2015 No.14095702

>>14095669
After the first batch of kids, she'd probably agree that wer should wait a few decades before having more. It's not like those methods are completely permanent. Hell, you're the one they'd arrest for turning monsters into cyborgs, hamplanets, baby factories, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:08:52 2015 No.14095703 >>14095698 Holsts already won the best girl race. They don't need to be talked up any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:10:12 2015 No.14095708 >>14095703 >Never discussed because they're the best MG >trollface.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:10:24 2015 No.14095709 File: 399 KB, 1142x1714, 27b5c0a07f2eec26e75f991875edf23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095701 Do piggyback rides count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:10:33 2015 No.14095710 >>14095701 PDA? Phantom dexterous Anuses? Phase Dick in Ass? Phallic Dick in Ass? Protective Daddy Allowance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:10:43 2015 No.14095711 >>14095698 Cafe Au Lait is a classic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:11:27 2015 No.14095713 >>14095708 Hellhounds are the party girls Holts are the girls you settle down with and introduce to your parents before putting a ring on her and impregnating her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:11:33 2015 No.14095714 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095703 The best mg is the one that is always there to keep you healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:12:18 2015 No.14095716 >>14095710 I think he meant Public Displays of Affection

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:12:23 2015 No.14095717 >>14095701 Yes. Lots of public cuddling, kisses, maybe a bit of light fondling... Occasionally sneaking away for some exhibitionist fun...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:12:46 2015 No.14095720 File: 51 KB, 433x870, cute alien5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:13:05 2015 No.14095721 >>14095716 Oh Damn, I have to catch up on all these new acronyms

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:13:08 2015 No.14095722

OK I know this is way fucking late and we had our dog discussion a week or so ago, but I just want to say fuck anyone who thinks that only Big Dogs are dangerous, fuck you right now

I just spent an hour trying to remove some little small hellspawn dog from a small cramped space and fucking hell my right hand is torn to shreds and hurts like hell, the bleeding still hasn't stopped and my shoe is ripped up too while I was wearing the damn thing. And right when I got the damn thing out and walked away, 2 seconds later it came back and I had to do the whole damn thing over again

Seriously fuck small dogs, and fuck anyone who shills for them. If I ever saw any Kobold who wasn't Dire, I'd tell her she's a piece of shit and so is the rest of her ilk. Fuck them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:14:04 2015 No.14095724 >>14095717 >Occasionally sneaking away for some exhibitionist fun... Slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:14:32 2015 No.14095728 >>14095652 Will you be a pervy master?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:15:34 2015 No.14095732 >>14095713 You act like I wouldn't make an honest woman of a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:16:15 2015 No.14095734 >>14095724 How am I a slut? Just cause I can't resist sneaking away to a secluded spot while out and about with my waifu, unable to wait until we get home?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:16:24 2015 No.14095735 >>14095713 >hellhounds >not kesarans >not cheshires >not onis >not mad hatters >not succubi I am a bit upset.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:17:54 2015 No.14095741 >>14095722 Big dogs are dangerous because they can actually hurt you and kill you. Little ones are physically unable to much of the same even if they have shittier temperaments on average. Also >Not wearing gloves when dealing with hellspawn

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:18:09 2015 No.14095743 >>14095720 Reminds me of the black chick from No More Heroes. >>14095722 I came here to laugh at you.jpg You're not wrong but you're still being a little bitch. Dire monstergirls a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:18:23 2015 No.14095744 >>14095701 Yes E S

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:19:22 2015 No.14095747 >>14095682 >Hating holsts because one guy posts this one thing once per thread >but oversaturated stuff like kikis and anubis are totally fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:19:41 2015 No.14095749 >>14095722 >Being an ass to a Kobold because she's small And then she cries which gains the attention of her two werewolf older sisters who then proceed to tear you a new functioning asshole Yes Anon, not just an asshole. A FUCTIONING asshole

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:20:34 2015 No.14095750

>>14095734
I guess it depends. You get found, and people being people, quite a bit of attention is directed towards the two of you. A crowd forms, some members beginning to masturbate. Do you get harder and show off, or do you get embarrassed and stop? On reaction is the reaction of a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:21:27 2015 No.14095752 >>14095741 This is why I don't like or trust dogs and that's weird because my waifu is an alpha werewolf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:22:19 2015 No.14095754 >>14095749 >two werewolf older sisters That's not how breeding works.Unless their mother was a turbowhore who fucked some manlyman, had his kids, and left to slut it up with some bitchboi who gave her the domesticated puppy girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:23:40 2015 No.14095756 >>14095754 >what are Echidnas

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:24:37 2015 No.14095761 >>14095698 That's because they're boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:24:46 2015 No.14095763 File: 128 KB, 977x595, 1324518215855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095752 >this is why I don't like or trust dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:25:11 2015 No.14095764 >>14095754 Golly gee wilkers, if only there was a monster who was the mother of all monsters and could have any Mamono in the known cosmos!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:25:29 2015 No.14095765 >>14095754 Adoptive sisters

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:26:00 2015 No.14095766 >>14095756 >>14095764 >Themed Echidnas I don't think they work that way either. Or do they? Can I roll one that only gives birth to undead breeds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:26:23 2015 No.14095767 >>14095761 Fuck you, Holsts are lovely, but have had plenty of exposure, and there are new girls in the spotlight now, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:27:02 2015 No.14095769 >>14095766 Anon, themes and luck are two different things

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:27:05 2015 No.14095770 >>14095750 The latter, more-or-less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:28:34 2015 No.14095773 >>14095766 >Or do they? Can I roll one that only gives birth to undead breeds? DE exposure and shit I don't know. Although I'd like see what she births in the case she vacations to an Undead Kingdom and Wonderland in even consecutive time.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:28:38 2015 No.14095774

>>14095741
Bullshit, it's too late to shill to me now. This little fucker did hurt me, and if it had bite my hand anymore it could've really fucked up the bones or whatever. And now I've got to make sure shit isn't infected. Big dogs are far more loyal and actually obey commands, unlike these little hellions that refuse to move and bite fast and like hell

And it was an emergency I didn't have time to grab gloves. And it's not like it would've done much if the fucker could tear through shoe.

>>14095743
You crawl under a house in the middle of the night crawling with dirt bugs and shit and try to grab a little bastard dog, then you can call me a bitch. Dire girls are perfect.

>>14095749
No, fuck her. I'm justified in my hate, I'm covered in sweat blood and bite marks. I don't give two shits, that little fucker is probably just like a regular small dog. It looks cute and sweet, but the moment it decides it wants anything it'll fuck your shit up.

They're the canadian geese of dogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:28:43 2015 No.14095775 >>14095767 >there are new girls who aren't boring in the spotlight now, that's all. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:29:29 2015 No.14095779 >>14095769 >You just happen to win two werewolves and a Kobold on three consecutive tries out of the ~180 girls currently in existence. Yeah, okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:30:09 2015 No.14095781 >>14095779 You're really taking a joke a bit too seriously, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:31:58 2015 No.14095785 You are fucking your waifu at a hotel, and you forgot to put the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door, and a cleaning kikimora maid walks into your activity. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:32:26 2015 No.14095787 >>14095774 >They're the canadian geese of dogs Come on now. Getting fucked up by a hamster is one thing. Calling that hamster on par with Canadian Geese is just over-reacting

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:32:46 2015 No.14095788

>>14095774
>You crawl under a house in the middle of the night crawling with dirt bugs and shit and try to grab a little bastard dog, then you can call me a bitch

I have, we've always been a dog family. You're a bitch. Full on Laqueesha nails, leopard print pants, whore sunglasses, big fake plastic tits from Ecuador weave bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:33:28 2015 No.14095789 >>14095785 Sheepishly say hi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:35:16 2015 No.14095793 >>14095785 >"Are you deaf? Get out!" then I continue fucking my waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:36:13 2015 No.14095795 >>14095785 Pull her over and fuck both of them, duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:36:29 2015 No.14095796 >>14095785 Oh I think you know. >>14095775 Son, every monstergirl is region + quirk + fetish x thing they do better than anyone else / how they get your love = many happy fucky times is had by all. You don't like holsts fine, but no need to PMS.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:37:19 2015 No.14095797

>>14095787
There's some sort of clear liquid coming out of my hand, of all the things that have bite me none of have that come out. I've been bitten by a lot of things and none of them have made that happen. So yes, they are canadian geese to me. And I'd personally tell every Kobold I saw that no matter what, they'd be canadian geese at heart and worth being hated.

>>14095788
Well fuck you, I've earned the right to be bitchy after dealing with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:37:38 2015 No.14095798 >>14095793 >turns out she IS deaf What now asshole?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:39:25 2015 No.14095799 >>14095798 I throw a pillow at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:40:15 2015 No.14095803 >>14095785 Ask if she wants to watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:41:08 2015 No.14095804 >>14095797 >I've earned the right to be bitchy >being traumatized by a dog that fits in a purse Boy, if I had to pick between you or an alp with glass bones disease to take with me to a fight who would I pick? Who I ask myself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:41:50 2015 No.14095805 >>14095785 Keep fucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:45:50 2015 No.14095811 >>14095714 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:46:08 2015 No.14095812 We're dead again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:47:40 2015 No.14095815 >>14095812 >Roughly a post every minute to two minutes >Dead Plz anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:47:58 2015 No.14095816 >>14095799 I don't fucking like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:48:29 2015 No.14095817 >>14095812 I blame the Kobolds

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:48:36 2015 No.14095819 >>14095815 Not what I was getting at. Ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:48:39 2015 No.14095820 >>14095785 look her strait in the eye as I continue, ant tell her "this is your fault as much as it is mine."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:48:41 2015 No.14095821 >>14095798 Sign at her loudly to fuck off. >>14095781 I'm taking it seriously enough to discuss it I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:49:28 2015 No.14095822 >>14095816 abloo abloo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:51:54 2015 No.14095823 >>14095821 How do you sign loudly? Are you Italian?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:54:45 2015 No.14095828

>>14095722
How would Monster Girls feel if a human boy they liked hated part of their race? How comfortable would a Hellhound be if their human boy hated Kobolds with a passion, or a Dragon if her date fucking hated those Ryus?

And what would Monster Girls do about Human Boys that feared or hated certain Monster Girls for certain reasons?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:55:46 2015 No.14095831
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>tfw reading Alice gym story
The fuck is this
The fuck is that
That was really strange and I read a lot of strange shit
Is this what /fit/ fap to? Stories about heavy-lifting and squatting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:57:05 2015 No.14095834 >>14095828 Same way you'd feel if a human girl hated blackpeople. Nonplussed, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:57:52 2015 No.14095837 >>14095831 The Alice made herself into a muscle loli with a big butt just so she could become her onii-chans ideal woman. What's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:58:54 2015 No.14095843 File: 2.39 MB, 318x242, Your waifu and random cock.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095822

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:59:57 2015 No.14095848 >>14095837 >What's not to like? Not him, but that just sounds disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 02:59:58 2015 No.14095849 >>14095843 I, I didn't know they're cheek pouches were that big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:00:26 2015 No.14095851 >>14095843 stop projecting, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:00:54 2015 No.14095852 >>14095831 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:01:16 2015 No.14095853 >>14095843 I mean, I knew they were big But by god

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:01:29 2015 No.14095856 >>14095849 The cheek pouches reach all the way down the sides of their bodies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:01:58 2015 No.14095858 >>14095851 Now we know why your waifu is the town's cumdump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:02:50 2015 No.14095864 File: 221 KB, 570x654, 1440451258773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095856

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:03:11 2015 No.14095865 >>14095858 >>14095851

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:03:55 2015 No.14095867 File: 770 KB, 1200x1600, She knows.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Calm down now. She's annoyed and looking for an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:05:54 2015 No.14095872 >>14095288 I tried. Thread be damned, I tried reading through this despite the >lel fuck off bob. I just can't, man. It's like watching someone ERP with themself and then throw up the log for someone else to read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:07:26 2015 No.14095879 File: 332 KB, 500x750, 41289184_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cavort with a cadaver.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:07:28 2015 No.14095880

I want a christmas cake succubus teacher to feel jealous of all the attention her alp student is getting, and challenge the alp to a girl power showdown in order to restore her pride as a woman! I want the alp to be extremely hesitant about getting in a competition to see who's girlier!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:07:49 2015 No.14095881 >>14095865 >lel circlejerking

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:07:53 2015 No.14095882 >>14095872 >Believing the "bob hate is only a meme" posters You have only yourself to blame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:08:46 2015 No.14095885 >>14095880 I want to cheer for the Alp to win, and volunteer for the competition by being the Bishie prize, and whoever the winner is gets to date/rape me into a husband!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:08:52 2015 No.14095886 >>14095881 You seem mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:08:54 2015 No.14095887 >>14095879 >Those abs So, this faction. Where does one sign up? It has nothing to do with those abs At all

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:08:58 2015 No.14095888 >>14095872 It's the result .less' and Bobs autism reaching critical mass. Also: >implying hatred towards Bob isn't justified

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:09:53 2015 No.14095889 >>14095872 Why do you think he gets told to fuck off so much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:10:51 2015 No.14095893 >>14095886 :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:11:49 2015 No.14095895 >>14095872 I don't know, I masturbated to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:11:56 2015 No.14095897 >>14095893 Thanks for proving me right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:13:01 2015 No.14095901 >>14095885 >3D >Bishie Sorry anon, there's something you need to know...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:13:12 2015 No.14095902 >>14095882 That's the thing, I take half the thread with a grain of salt most of the time and thought "hey, it can't be that bad". I couldn't give any fewer shits who wrote it, I can't finish reading it period.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:13:18 2015 No.14095904

>>14095872
>>14095882
I'm not going to lie, I bought a little bit into it myself as far as his writing quality went, but I also never read his stuff on account of his...rather consistent subject material.
But shit, if the story's that bad, good on me for skipping it. After hearing >>13865814 and >>13865843, I could only imagine that less is fine now on his own, but the two of them are not to be together in the same room ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:13:39 2015 No.14095905 File: 23 KB, 400x404, 111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095880 >>14095885

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:14:50 2015 No.14095908 >>14095897 'k

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:17:23 2015 No.14095913 File: 286 KB, 1124x1416, 1442190410934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think Bike Cop deserves his own spinoff? I do. Anything to keep the manga going fresh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:18:42 2015 No.14095915 >>14095913 >EMG on Dante Must Die mode I want to see this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:19:03 2015 No.14095918 >>14095913 >dat spider FUCKING KILL IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:19:49 2015 No.14095919 >>14095918 >Kill it Good luck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:20:45 2015 No.14095921 >>14095919 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:21:35 2015 No.14095925 >>14095921 You can't kill what doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:21:46 2015 No.14095926 >>14095918 Don't forget >Wyvern also attacks humans >Slime is most likely of the toxic variety and so will also attack humans >Backbeard can make fuckhuge lasers and may attack humans if she thinks you're a goddamn lolicon >And the mermaid's a pirate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:22:06 2015 No.14095927 >>14095913 I want a Wyvern Homestay, the lucky guy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:23:32 2015 No.14095929 File: 102 KB, 584x802, domome!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to sniff a backbeard's panties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:24:35 2015 No.14095931 >>14095926 >Backbeard can make fuckhuge lasers and may attack humans if she thinks you're a goddamn lolicon This irritates, it's like baka hentai all over again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:26:09 2015 No.14095933 >>14095925 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:27:08 2015 No.14095934 >>14095867 An excuse to do what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:28:17 2015 No.14095938 >>14095587 But it has only attractive people in it and there's maledom, too. It's as patriarchy supporting and fatshaming as it gets!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:30:00 2015 No.14095944 >>14095623 How will I know where to read from if I don't know where the new stuff starts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:31:05 2015 No.14095949 >>14095720 Because she's a NEEEERD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:31:32 2015 No.14095953 >>14095929 ant to punch a backbeard square in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:31:40 2015 No.14095954 >>14095938 That one guy with the awesome beard who does BDSM casually with his wife is kinda chunky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:32:06 2015 No.14095955 >>14095879 >cadaver Then why'd you post a Fairy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:33:33 2015 No.14095958 >>14095953 Jerk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:34:41 2015 No.14095961 >>14095954 Tom is too metal, leave him out of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:35:09 2015 No.14095964 I just want a Nuckelavee monstergirl to spread the mortasheen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:36:10 2015 No.14095966 >>14095944 When you read past a part that you don't remember.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:37:32 2015 No.14095970 >>14095966 That's just inconvenient, you lazy bum!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:41:09 2015 No.14095977

>>14095913
>Bike Cop is everything EMG should have been
>Still harem, but oh well
>Meets the misunderstood violent girls
>Reforms them with justice so hard they fall for him
>Fucks them all and doesn't put up with misunderstandings
>His co-ordinator isn't a massive cunt, because he'd have her replaced if she were
>Is fully aware the government would shoulder most the burden for caring for them
>Is more than happy to actively protect himself in the event of things turning violent
>Yet all the girls are Arachne tier sweethearts, and each actively work on their own faults so that they don't bring harm to him
>Turns out to be the eldest of the eight.

Would read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:41:34 2015 No.14095978 File: 866 KB, 2000x2500, Behave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095934 You don't want to know anon. Best be good and talk about cuddling with Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:41:48 2015 No.14095979 File: 377 KB, 1044x1200, 1402228425267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095964 Skreonk?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:42:34 2015 No.14095981
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Congratulations!

You won a competition and can now go on a date with any member of idol group ANM48!

You can only pick one! And they'll be sure to make your night one to remember!

So, which girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:44:04 2015 No.14095985 >>14095981 Bunny. I want to take her to see some underground cage fighting and see how the sight of topless men wailing at each other works for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:45:01 2015 No.14095986 >>14095979 I'd say it would look out of place for Godzilla to fight a Nuckelavee, but then I remembered Red from Godzilla Creepypasta http://i.imgur.com/nn8347N.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:45:38 2015 No.14095989 >>14095981 The bunnygirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:46:53 2015 No.14095993 >>14095981 What if she gets pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:48:17 2015 No.14095996 >>14095985 You know, under that shy, blushing exterior she has on stage, on the inside she might into stuff like that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:48:52 2015 No.14096000
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>>14095970
Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for smut, you silly goose.

Also, we don't get a lot of /ss/ around here, do we? Which is strange, considering how rapey monster girls are always portrayed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:49:34 2015 No.14096001 >>14095993 Then you get to be famous, being the husband of a super star. You'll move to Monster Girl Beverly Hills with all the Monster Girl stars!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:51:16 2015 No.14096004 >>14096000 Lots of people are very vocal about disliking it. >>14096001 Will I have to worry about Beverly Hills Cop NTR?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:52:11 2015 No.14096005 >>14096001 Well fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:52:26 2015 No.14096008 File: 256 KB, 850x1063, 1432152559141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what is a Loser Lizard to do when her chivalrous quest has failed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:53:02 2015 No.14096011 >>14095981 That Mouse. It's getting molested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:53:15 2015 No.14096012 >>14095981 Now, that's a nice mouse girl but I hate her hair style. Give me the cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:53:17 2015 No.14096013 >>14096004 Axl Foley doesn't seem the type of guy who'd NTR you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:54:23 2015 No.14096015 >>14096008 Put out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:54:36 2015 No.14096017 >>14095981 All look like shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:54:45 2015 No.14096018 >>14096013 I wouldn't remember, I haven't seen it since the 90's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:55:47 2015 No.14096020 >>14096015 Put out? To who? Anyone? Everyone? >Your Lizard has gained the trait "Slut"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:56:47 2015 No.14096023 >>14096017 Even the wolf at the back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:57:20 2015 No.14096025 >>14095981 Wolf Girl, taking her for a steak dinner at some place nice. I've always liked her the most and I have several posters of her in my room. I hope she likes me, m-maybe she'll let me touch her tail!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:58:47 2015 No.14096029 >>14096008 She becomes a cutter and finds out if lizards can grow limbs back or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:59:26 2015 No.14096031 File: 89 KB, 688x669, 1439747608929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096008 Declare war on all of those rapist monster sluts who steal from nice girls like her? It's time for her to kill and it's time for her to die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:00:51 2015 No.14096035 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1429110399813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Persian 'mukade belly dancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:01:18 2015 No.14096036 >>14096020 >shiny slut lizard Want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:02:11 2015 No.14096039 >>14096035 Added to my illustrious harem, fight for a Persian prince.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:02:12 2015 No.14096040 >>14096035 I could see a lamia doing that, but an oomukade? Too many legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:03:06 2015 No.14096042 >>14096035 God damn it we need art of Oomu with big tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:03:15 2015 No.14096043 >>14096040 Lamias need instruments to play them a rhythm to dance to. Oomukade can tap her own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:03:39 2015 No.14096045 >Dragon Quest Minecraft Welp. That's it. MGE is dead. What should we fixate on now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:04:23 2015 No.14096046 >>14096045 >Dragon Quest Minecraft Excuse me? This sounds like an intriguing thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:05:17 2015 No.14096047 >>14096045 wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:05:25 2015 No.14096048 >>14096046 Just announced, "Dragon Quest Builders". It is quite literally Minecraft with a Dragon Quest skin and storyline. Comes out in Japan at the end of January. So at least we have until then to enjoy new MGs from KC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:05:50 2015 No.14096049 >>14096042 Wearing a metal band t-shirt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:06:08 2015 No.14096050 >>14096045 Let's bring together a cabal of likable and high-quality writefags like Penywise, Peterdnzl, PRW, Lanternon and what have you and make them create a new canon for us. >>14096048 That sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:07:48 2015 No.14096053 >>14096042 >Delicious brown Oomukade in the finest silks and thin cloth, with a gigantic rack that's barely contained by her revealing dancers outfit. Shaking her hips as you lie back in a pile of cushions smoking shisha from a hookah. yes please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:08:27 2015 No.14096054 >>14096049 Lich Metal? >>14096053 Now here's a man with fine taste. I bet he'd wear pointy slippers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:09:57 2015 No.14096057 >>14096048 Well, he intends to get to 200 girls by the end of the year for some event so he can sell his world guide, so I wouldn't mind giving him a break after that marathon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:11:16 2015 No.14096060 >>14096050 >That sounds nice Weird thing is that while the world has the same Cube-centric aesthetic as Minecraft, PCs, NPCs and Enemy Mobs are done in the usual rounded, cutesy Dragon Quest style.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:11:34 2015 No.14096061 >>14095955 >Wight Tittyana of the undead fairy kingdom Can you hold all this onee-san? Also, what the fuck is with all these Connection Errors. I don't think it's on my end either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:12:24 2015 No.14096062 >>14096060 What a world we live in. >>14096061 Yeah, I get that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:13:26 2015 No.14096066 File: 963 KB, 1200x1470, 1410210004813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096061 Undead Fairies in the Undead glade with things like Undead Alraune?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:13:39 2015 No.14096068 >>14096061 >Wight Tittyana of the undead fairy kingdom Stop, you're giving a man on a boat a killing boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:14:31 2015 No.14096072 >>14096068 The man has a dumb-dumb brown girl, a sexy pyromaniac and a lusty loli to help with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:16:40 2015 No.14096080 >>14096054 She'll make you listen to all the metal cds yo has. But most of them are called thing like "Wombfiller" and "VemonSlave 2000"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:18:09 2015 No.14096081 >>14096080 What about the MetalMorphosis covers of Rainbow songs? I'd never get sick of Moth-chan singing Temple of the King. >...the strong young men of the rising Sun heard the toning of the great black... >OH TZICH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:19:05 2015 No.14096082 >>14096080 >The band Wombfiller met controversy when the cover of their latest album features the lead singer holding hands with the skeleton of her deceased husband.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:21:06 2015 No.14096085
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>adventure story
>human girl loves MC and wants his dick
>MC rescues/saves/finds monster girl
>MC falls for monster girl and she in turn falls for him
>juman bitch gets heartbroken and turns racist/crazy flinging insults about her status as a non human
>tries to break their relationship apart saying she desrves him because he's human and she's human too and that monsters should fuck off

why doesn't it exist yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:24:54 2015 No.14096089 >>14096085 Because NTR, humans suck, and the idea sucks. Not that I wouldn't be into the idea of seeing a female paladin's perspective on the world, but few writefags could do it well enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:29:32 2015 No.14096094 >>14096085 >why doesn't it exist yet? Because HFYfaggotry and monstergirls by default being hitlers until specified otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:33:18 2015 No.14096097 File: 171 KB, 406x800, 1424349211849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Speak thy desire!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:33:58 2015 No.14096098 >>14096085 >Monsters are dindunuffins >Monsters are hitler >Humans are dindunuffinns >Humans are hitler Those are your reasons for why things you like don't exist. Pick whichever is the most applicable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:34:31 2015 No.14096100 >>14096097 I want to be the most powerful ___alp in the land!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:34:35 2015 No.14096101 >>14096097 >Watching Sony's pre-TGS Stream >Teaser videos have several clips of Persona 5 >No actual new trailer or announcements Welp. Guess I'll just have to wait for the main event.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:34:38 2015 No.14096102 >>14096097 I wish for the world's most comfortable pair of underweeeeeeeear!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:35:34 2015 No.14096105 >>14096100 To accomplish this, you must first become a writefag who writes about the gay sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:36:36 2015 No.14096108 >>14096102 Oolong get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:37:18 2015 No.14096110 >>14096105 Then I'm already halfway there!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:38:55 2015 No.14096112 >>14096110 Next you have to impose on people's arguments by trying to force discussion about girls nobody cares about!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:41:05 2015 No.14096118 >>14096112 Like oomukades? I'm not sure I can impose like that anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:42:11 2015 No.14096123 >>14096118 >I'm not sure I can impose like that heeeeeh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:42:34 2015 No.14096124 >>14096118 Oomukades, Elves, Dullahans, whatever, as long as it's forced and nobody wants it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:43:53 2015 No.14096126 That Oni's got some style. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2849666

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:44:03 2015 No.14096127 >>14095977 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:56:36 2015 No.14096155 I've been planning to draw monster girls recently, but life has been busy. What would you say is a monster girl that really lacks art? I might try to fix that once I get less busy. Hope you are doing okay Mogi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:57:18 2015 No.14096156 >>14096155 Y'know who could use some nice art? Gnome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:59:31 2015 No.14096162 >>14096156 From MGQ? Hmm I suppose, yeah she is lacking a bit of art. It might take me time to find some inspiration since I was never particularly interested in her. Succubus witch on the other hand, I have a ton of sketches of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 04:59:38 2015 No.14096163 >>14096155 Zombie needs more art. Wisp needs it more though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:03:16 2015 No.14096172 >>14096155 Mice could always use more non-nazzy art. Specifically hinezumi and dormouse. There are no good dormouse pictures besides KC stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:03:48 2015 No.14096173 File: 91 KB, 419x500, Gnome_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096162 There's one in MGE too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:04:14 2015 No.14096174 >>14096172 You might not have much EMG mice stuff but there's plenty of Tohou shit. Come on Nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:04:53 2015 No.14096176 File: 2.11 MB, 830x1200, Dark Gnome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096162 >>14096173 Best Elemental. Needs more art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:06:34 2015 No.14096180 >>14096155 Giant Ants

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:07:12 2015 No.14096183 >>14096176 >Best Elemental >Mudpussy That's not lava golem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:07:22 2015 No.14096184 >>14096174 That why I said non-nazzy stuff. But I get what you mean, I shouldn't whine just because I want more variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:09:45 2015 No.14096187 >>14096155 Soldier Beetle and >>14096180

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:09:52 2015 No.14096189 >>14096155 Wisp, Solider Beetle, Giant Ant, Ghost, Joro-Gumo.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:11:04 2015 No.14096193

>>14096155
Parasite Slime/Slime Carrier doesn't have much art and I don't think the Slime Knight art counts

Same for Ropers, the monstergirl.

Nereids

Shoggoths maybe

Man trying to think of monstergirls that aren't covered already by non-MGE art is hard

I'm surprised that Alps have as much fanart as they do considering they're covered by a whole genre already

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:13:47 2015 No.14096199 >>14096193 I actually would like to see more Nereid art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:17:01 2015 No.14096206 >>14096155 Mandragoras I made a mandragora OP once and it was awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:18:26 2015 No.14096209 >>14096155 Maybe some bees? Preferably in a non-threatening position that doesn't emphasize its stinger, so it's more "bee" than "hornet" if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:20:19 2015 No.14096213 >>14096199 They might not have much, but they do have one of the best pieces of MGE Fanart. Hey guys, remember when Ahobaka wasn't a pariah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:20:48 2015 No.14096214 >>14096155 Slug girls. I had to settle for a snail in making this OP because I couldn't find any good slug girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:32:13 2015 No.14096229 >>14096155 Sea slime, always,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:37:14 2015 No.14096236 File: 394 KB, 783x1280, 1440656074498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQwpvG_n-k

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:39:01 2015 No.14096238 >>14096236 Oh no, someone dripped ice cream all over this rabbit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:39:29 2015 No.14096239 >>14096236 Lol so randum Salutes with spork

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:39:31 2015 No.14096240 >>14096236 >posting a human in a monster girl thread >posting a human that loves dog dick Bunnyfags truly are the worst

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:40:17 2015 No.14096242 >>14096213 >remember when Ahobaka wasn't a pariah? Remember when Z-ton wasn't a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:40:58 2015 No.14096243 >>14096240 >posting a human that loves dog dick ... Elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:42:59 2015 No.14096245 >>14096155 Gargoyles. I remember someone saying they loved Gargoyles but was sad to find there's little art of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:43:53 2015 No.14096246 >>14096236 Little bunny foo foo needs to get bopped. Or kicked in the face, whichever works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:45:45 2015 No.14096248 >>14096243 Bunny is the seventh and is cucking Goldof with Adlet and Adlet with one of the kyouma generals Purge furries on sight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:47:22 2015 No.14096251 >>14096248 I appreciate the effort you went into elaborating like I asked, but I'm afraid that none of those names mean anything to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:50:08 2015 No.14096253 File: 1.95 MB, 460x258, 8b765dab3390edb9382a46e00e25bb38.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096251 That's because you don't watch Rokka no Yuusha. Fremy is both a cute waifu and a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:57:40 2015 No.14096264 I want to make an Alp go 'kyaaa!' after I suddenly slap her tits around!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:59:32 2015 No.14096267

>>14096248
>Fuck it, look up who these characters are
>cucking Goldof with Adlet and Adlet with one of the kyouma generals
Wait though, isn't Adlet totally into this chick? >>14096253

I've been meaning to watch this show, I just haven't gotten around to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:01:00 2015 No.14096270 >>14096267 Yeah, it seems like it, and the bunny girl in the beginning episodes has been all about wanting Adlet's D.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:03:17 2015 No.14096276 >>14096267 >isn't Adlet totally into this chick? Aren't we all

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:05:46 2015 No.14096284 >>14096276 I liked the bunny girl for a bit earlier.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:11:09 2015 No.14096294

>>14096264
But if she *has* tits is it because you're giving her milk or is she a stage 3?

>you will never slap an alp's tits around to hear her kyaa, only for her to look up at you with upturned eyes and drool hanging from her chin, begging you to do that once more with feeling

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:15:06 2015 No.14096298 >>14096294 >giving her milk That's her whole non-cum diet anon, who do you take me for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:25:22 2015 No.14096315 File: 47 KB, 853x665, 1441720650570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do monster girls in india poo in the loo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:27:21 2015 No.14096321 >>14096315 >>>/int/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:31:05 2015 No.14096331 >>14096315 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:39:21 2015 No.14096344 File: 526 KB, 819x981, aligula.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you this yandere monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:43:16 2015 No.14096347 >>14096344 Nah. What's the worst she can do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:46:38 2015 No.14096353 >>14096347 She ground her ex into paste, made him into a blood monster, and replaced someones blood with him because she wanted a super handsome boyfriend with a great personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:52:41 2015 No.14096363 >>14096353 Are they ever going to finish the BBB anime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:55:54 2015 No.14096368 >>14096315 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:56:49 2015 No.14096369 >>14096363 BDs released in November

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:12:56 2015 No.14096396 been reading http://pastebin.com/K4xwEyPf can cheese mask the smell of garlic? im pretty sure a vampire would still smell it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:16:54 2015 No.14096405 >>14096396 Depends on the cheese. You know the old joke. "That's either bad meat or good cheese."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:21:57 2015 No.14096415 File: 295 KB, 500x900, 1547845356454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no shortstack Imp assistant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:23:35 2015 No.14096419 >>14096415 Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:32:34 2015 No.14096435 File: 339 KB, 684x933, Sea_Slime_extra_art_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096229 Look! It's a bunch of slutty foam!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:35:21 2015 No.14096441 >>14096173 >>14096176 Why are darkified girls so much better? Has Druella been right all along?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:35:27 2015 No.14096442 >>14096435 I have to imagine one of the sights sailors would enjoy is drifting through a bloom of Sea Slimes. Some would cast nets into the water, hoping to snag some jelly pussy for the night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:36:54 2015 No.14096444 >>14096441 Of course she has, Anon. That's why she runs a utopia. Spreading the joy of darkness is everyone's responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:37:25 2015 No.14096445 >>14096441 Druella is a skank! Who smells!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:37:59 2015 No.14096446

>>14096442
And then dumping it again the next morning, leaving the poor Slime helplessly drifting through the ocean currents, no comfort or safety provided by her kin, only finding any hope of survival when a nice Kraken lady and her adoptive Barracuda Mermaid daughters adopt her into the family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:38:38 2015 No.14096448 >>14096405 don't think ive heard that one before

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:39:34 2015 No.14096449 File: 50 KB, 1044x434, Sea Slime Alone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096446 Sea Slime had a hard life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:41:11 2015 No.14096450 >>14096449 And then there's hope when someone starts a story about her, and then it's Alp and it never goes anywhere and now Sea Slime is alone and miserable again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:43:23 2015 No.14096453 >>14096396 what gets me is how she is easily distracted by food

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:44:01 2015 No.14096454
File: 63 KB, 548x621, 143857654334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14096446
You might pity them, but Sea Slimes are a welcome sight compared to most of the things you'll encounter in the vast ocean.

Dare I mention the numerous gangs of Shark Pirates? They don't board ships for cargo, I'll tell you that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:45:30 2015 No.14096456 >>14096454 >claspers Call the paladins. There's an abomination that needs smiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:46:19 2015 No.14096460 >>14096456 The Paladin Navy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:51:39 2015 No.14096471 >>14096460 All fear The Faithful Fleet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:52:31 2015 No.14096473 >>14096471 Good luck finding the pirates, faith is not a navigational tool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:55:08 2015 No.14096481 >>14096473 >Not having the heavens guide your resplendent vessel as you expunge the heresy that is the Sea Bishop's worship of Poseidon. The Paladins will keep the seas safe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:55:51 2015 No.14096483 >>14096396 >barricades himself away from vampire >vampire uses dudes shadow to get in cheating whore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:56:04 2015 No.14096485 >>14096454 Sea Slimes are nice, so we should be nice to them! Oh right. I forgot. Nobody cares. >>14096481 Sailing ships made of solid iron might seem a good idea, but then they rust through and sink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:58:50 2015 No.14096487 >>14096473 It is for paladins. >Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen cargo, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the pirate's hidden fortress..." >I find your lack of faith disturbing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 07:59:46 2015 No.14096490 >>14096487 Star Wars is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:01:29 2015 No.14096492 >>14096485 >then they rust through and sink. That's what the zinc blocks tied to the hull are for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:01:38 2015 No.14096493 >>14096483 how else is she going to get her meal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:03:08 2015 No.14096495 >>14096492 There is no zinc in your world. You didn't appreciate it enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:04:30 2015 No.14096498 >>14096495 I need to watch that again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:07:03 2015 No.14096503 >>14096498 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:10:01 2015 No.14096506 >>14096396 I thing the writer just wanted to get her to eat garlic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:10:22 2015 No.14096507 >>14096450 Maybe one day they'll get an art update. Where their plump bell is incorporated into their wide hips, and their frills get even more detail to look like a beautiful, transparent wedding gown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:12:21 2015 No.14096511 File: 58 KB, 1280x720, Tanned Dumpire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096506 I want to make them eat garlic too. >>14096507 Like hell they will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:12:33 2015 No.14096513 >>14096483 dude its a vampire, they All are cheating whores

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:13:11 2015 No.14096515 >>14096155 Potgirls. Yes those still exist and don't have ANY art. They aren't too interresting really. Why not make some art of a slug girl or a giant ant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:15:26 2015 No.14096519 File: 736 KB, 1563x1600, 2c9f93c0d96d5d9dcacbd112cfc103aa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are faeries so trustworthy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:16:32 2015 No.14096521 >>14096519 They give you such nice obsessions! For instance, I can't stop sorting pine needles by length! What joy I find in pine needles!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:16:37 2015 No.14096522 File: 102 KB, 368x550, Pot Devil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096515 Nobody loves them, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:17:40 2015 No.14096524 >>14096522 I wonder if that's a chamber pot she lives in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:22:42 2015 No.14096528 >>14096524 That's way too big for that. And the wrong shape to boot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:24:16 2015 No.14096530 >>14096528 Then where does she poop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:25:10 2015 No.14096531 >>14096522 They don't have anything special going for them. Their art is also really old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:25:15 2015 No.14096532 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2124241 Huh, anyone seen this before? It's like the second Apsara fanart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:26:00 2015 No.14096534 >>14096532 Posted earlier in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:27:10 2015 No.14096535 >>14096532 That one is pretty old actually. Atleast two months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:29:14 2015 No.14096537 any one got a story with a human woman as evil as Julie smith in beast's hellhound story?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:30:54 2015 No.14096540

As a journeyman Wizard, you've become somewhat renowned among the gentry and peasantry alike, but now the time has finally come to undergo your final trial, to become a Master Wizard. How do you impress the examination committee? Remember, if you do well enough, they'll give you your own tower! Fail to score that high, and you'll end up a wandering Wizard, and that's lame, isn't it? A Wizard without a tower is like a professor without tenure. With 60% higher chances of rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:35:35 2015 No.14096547 >>14096540 >you'll end up a wandering Wizard, and that's lame, isn't it? 'Ey fuck you buddy. Lone wanderers are awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:37:28 2015 No.14096548 >>14096547 Yes, when they're gunslingers and swordsmen with nothing to lose and a fistful of [unit of currency] to gain, but a Wagabond Vizard? You'd get no respect. Even a CC Hobbit girl would shoo you away like a button salesman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:39:57 2015 No.14096553 File: 131 KB, 1136x640, 1440281543920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096548 You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:40:01 2015 No.14096554 >>14096547 Too bad wizards are overrated and gay.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:40:46 2015 No.14096556

>>14096540
I send a dead body out into space so it can become a vessel for a evil space ghost alien worm and attempt to devour the countryside before a reformed demon, a homunculus, and a ghost of a vigilante destroy it. Failing that, fire a rocket full of vampires at America.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:41:42 2015 No.14096559

>>14096540
>conjure 5000 shotguns
>leave them laying around
Done.
Also wandering the best because then you can find your waifu and wander with her.
Although it's pretty explicit that they consume your mana, it's much less so on whether this prevents casting. Maybe to become truly powerful you need to be dicking a monstergirl.
>husband and wife sorcerer duo who are always attached at the pelvis

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:42:05 2015 No.14096560

>>14096556
>I send a dead body out into space so it can become a vessel for a evil space ghost alien worm and attempt to devour the countryside before a reformed demon, a homunculus, and a ghost of a vigilante destroy it.

This sounds like one half of a Dr McNinja plotline.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:42:24 2015 No.14096561

>>14096537
She wasn't evil, she was just typical 3DPD. Unhealthily obsessed with how others perceive her, and immensely selfish and derisive towards her partner. Couple that with the fashion industry and human female irrationality. Nothing she did was inexplicably evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:42:31 2015 No.14096562 >>14096553 Ginko daterapes girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:42:36 2015 No.14096563 >>14096560 Close, Hellboy.

Curunir Tue Sep 15 08:43:30 2015 No.14096564

>>14096547
Olorin pls. Just because 4/5 of the Istari are wanderfags doesn't mean all of us have to muck about like uncivilized rangers. You should join the tower master race.

>>14096540
I breed a new race of P'Orc from Elves and Golems, and call them the P'uruk Tie, masters of bondage and domination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:44:57 2015 No.14096567 >>14096564 >4/5 >doesn't mean all of us have to Sharku,, you're not all that good at covering your tracks. >P'uruk Tie, masters of bondage and domination But you do have excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:46:50 2015 No.14096570 >>14096561 not the guy you replied to, but im pretty sure choking a trying to strait up murder a guy is evil, other then that your right.

Curunir Tue Sep 15 08:48:14 2015 No.14096571

>>14096567
>implying I was hiding it
Have you wandered so long in the East you've forgotten my name? Certainly no one can remember yours, Allando or Palatar or whatever it is.

Still, an associate of mine may have some use for one of such impeccable taste. All you have to do is wear some rather gaudy jewellery and all will be well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:49:19 2015 No.14096577 >>14096571 >wear some rather gaudy jewellery This is getting weird, can't I just join the breeding program or get a job hitting Hobbits with a blackjack?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:51:47 2015 No.14096582

>>14096570
>but im pretty sure choking a trying to strait up murder a guy is evil
No it's just incredibly irrationally thought out and stupid. Premeditating his murder is evil. Falling into hysterics that your little selfish ploy was exposed and choking the guy out infront of a large audience is just women being women.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:54:00 2015 No.14096588

>Caught a wasp that flew into my room last night
>Too lazy to let it back out, decided to do it in the morning
>Keep it in a little clear plastic box, about 4x2x1 inches big
>Hear scritching and scratching sounds all throughout the night
>Get up and check on the box
>The wasp has actually managed to lift the box up and crawl halfway out from it, trapped by its abdomen, wings buzzing like two chainsaws

Fuck, why can't I just be harassed by moths like that one guy?
Now I've got the image of an angry wasp girl stuck in a hole in the wall because of her big ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:54:22 2015 No.14096589 >>14096554 This tbh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:54:45 2015 No.14096591 >>14096564 >P'Uruk Tie This reminds me, more Shadow of Mordor parody when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:56:30 2015 No.14096593 >>14096537 doesn't the MC call what she was doing "Saturday morning villainy"? it wasn't THAT evil. Okay, maybe trying to destroy somebody's livelihood could be seen as evil...kinda, im not sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:58:22 2015 No.14096595 >>14096582 >Sometimes I tip it so hard I rip the brim! My dad taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the brim by using someone else's hand.

Curunir Tue Sep 15 08:59:06 2015 No.14096596

>>14096577
>join the breeding program
Well, if you insist. I warn you, the P'uruk Tie are savage beasts, given to more vicious tendencies than their P'Orc sisters.

Would you truly be willing to be bound in a tortoise-shell harness, blindfolded and gagged with their filthy undergarments which have not been washed for weeks? Would you be able to endure being subjected to new aphrodisiacs concocted from their own love juices? Could you, in your heightened arousal,
withstand the torture of ASMR-like whispers in your ear, as they forcefully hold your hand and suckle your fingers? Would you beg for release as a horde of them rub their nipples all over your naked flesh?

>>14096591
I'm not Average, I'm afraid. I haven't even read Shadows of Mordor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:01:41 2015 No.14096602 >>14096582 I must admit that you and I run on different scales of evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:01:53 2015 No.14096603 >>14096595 I... what? I can only assume this is some kind of fedora joke. Did I offend you? If so, maybe you should harden the fuck up, princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:02:24 2015 No.14096604 >>14096596 >Would you I don't have enough yes so I'll just nod enthusiastically and beg you to keep up with this because that kind of stuff is always needed. >haven't even read It's a game, old timer.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:04:28 2015 No.14096607

>>14096602
Some one is schizophrenic and thinks an orphanage is a nazi training camp. Heads in gunz blazing and kills all the orphans. Now is that evil or is it just insane?

I just think evil requires calculation and intent. Acts committed through hysteria or mental illnesses don't really count as evil to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:04:36 2015 No.14096608 >>14096603 he isn't the guy you were talking to, I am and that post was probably incorrect

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:04:55 2015 No.14096609 >>14096604 >it's a game I'm aware, I meant I hadn't read Average's parody yet. Also I don't intend to writefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:06:10 2015 No.14096614 >>14096609 >hadn't read Average's parody yet You should, it's fun. >don't intend to writefag Boo! I just whined last thread how we don't have enough of this kind of stuff. Take one for the team, will you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:08:36 2015 No.14096621 >>14096607 Ah, I get ya, a spur of the moment chocking is something you wont consider evil, nor is julies blackmail. still, beast needs to show how Julie acts after the hellhounds broke her. (best scene out of everything he's wrote.)

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:13:38 2015 No.14096632

>>14096621
>julies blackmail.
Now, actually, this is pretty twisted. I guess if anything she did was particularly messed up it was this, because you don't hysterically blackmail some one for years (I think it was years, right?). That shit is planned. But this too is grey as she wasn't blackmiling him to make his life worse. that was a sideproduct she either didn't care about or couldn't even recognize in the first place. It was purely for the protection of her image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:17:39 2015 No.14096640 >>14096548 They can stay in their towers and level slowly while I beat up people and monsters for XP, I'll show them, I'll show them all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:19:17 2015 No.14096646 >>14096640 Oh yeah, well guess what? TENS of thousands

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:19:58 2015 No.14096650

>>14096632
its more selfish if any thing, its like those stories where some corporate guy wants to tear down a orphanage to put a shopping centre.

to the orphans and possibly the reader yeah that guy could be considered evil. but in reality the guy just wants to make money. its not that he hates orphans. he just doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:22:02 2015 No.14096658 >>14096650 >. its not that he hates orphans. he just doesn't care. Yeah, I agree, that's why I said it was too grey. Speaking of, is Iron-Beast still around? I know he did that sugar rush thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:22:17 2015 No.14096659 >>14096621 for you maybe, my favourite scene is the salamander fight, don't know why

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:24:23 2015 No.14096663 >>14096658 last time he was around he said he was taking a break from his roulette series, and was doing something involving a salamander and a lillim

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:26:10 2015 No.14096666 >>14096640 >This pleb doesn't even go dimension hopping to gather ingredients and MacGuffins with the portal in his tower. Look at him and laugh. Tower wizards get all that exp to make magic items from SOMEWHERE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:26:36 2015 No.14096669 File: 553 KB, 753x1000, 1427743130636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! Your daughter has once again failed to take over the world in Crusader Kings 2! What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:27:43 2015 No.14096674 >>14096669 Kick her off my computer so I can play Sins of a Solar Empire

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:27:44 2015 No.14096675 >>14096666 The Dungeon Dimensions maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:33:59 2015 No.14096692 >>14096659 mine is chinatsu's rant about the foxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:40:23 2015 No.14096699 >>14096692 foxes? must of missed that one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:47:43 2015 No.14096712 >>14096669 Computer time is over, I have to shitpost on /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:49:52 2015 No.14096718 >>14096699 http://pastebin.com/nCv3BfbJ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:55:16 2015 No.14096731 File: 71 KB, 571x800, 1425040378820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096609 >>14096614 >not taking one for the team Pwetty pwease wiff sugaw on top? This Harpy needs it to schlick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:56:17 2015 No.14096733 >>14095384 >taking the wocks >TAKING THE WOCKS Don't do it anon, you don't know what you're doing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:58:38 2015 No.14096739 >>14095358 >Mami dullahan HA!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:02:45 2015 No.14096746 >>14096739 I'd like to stick my Mami in her Mamis and Mami her Mami right up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:03:45 2015 No.14096748 Madoka Magica was shit guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:04:49 2015 No.14096753 >>14096748 Cute Liches doing depressing things not good enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:06:06 2015 No.14096754 >>14096753 >Cute That they were not okay maybe Homuhomu was a little >depressing That they were not

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:07:24 2015 No.14096755 File: 197 KB, 1062x1000, 1432566765423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096754 >That they were not >x2 You're pretentious and lame, go away!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:13:15 2015 No.14096759 File: 1.47 MB, 1275x1650, 1397557383986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the hardest thing to do? 1. Building an empire 2. Maintaining an empire 3. Usurping an empire without destroying it 4. Conquering an empire

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:22:19 2015 No.14096785 File: 53 KB, 939x525, CAPTAINS YELLING AT YOU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096591 We're on to Phantom Pain Dogs, Horses, Mantis, Undead, ect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:23:47 2015 No.14096789 >>14096785 But MGS has always been relevant and always will be relevant. I don't want SoM to just fade away like this! Where da warchiefs at, mang?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:24:47 2015 No.14096793 >>14096785 >Undead Wait, there's an MG version of the Skulls?

f Tue Sep 15 10:32:15 2015 No.14096801
File: 270 KB, 474x738, atolla chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I think this place is more approriate than /a/ so here

>>>/a/130917043

Basically, I'm testing my creative skills so I want to design new monster girls. Here's one of an atolla jellyfish. Post suggestions and ideas

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:34:16 2015 No.14096807 >>14096801 She's cute in a very goofy way. Maybe draw up the rest of her? Oh, and be careful with the nudity. This is supposed to be a place for the whole of the wholesome Christian family.

>>	f Tue Sep 15 10:44:09 2015 No.14096828 >>14096807 Oh sorry, the rules are strange, /a/ is very lenient on nudity but /mlp/ isn't. Also what I'll do is make a bunch of sketches of new MG's and finish the best one into a full art. So any ideas of a new species of MG, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:45:12 2015 No.14096831 >>14096828 One species, three girls. The Furies. Preferably chasing someone with implements of "punishment". But that's just me being a pervert.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:47:02 2015 No.14096833

>>14096801
I like her. Some design traits are interesting, though that jellyfish cap looks kinda off to me. And that face expression? Nevertheless, the body has nice proportions and is sexy.
And yeah, what >>14096807 said about nudity. Blueboard and all.

As for suggestions, how 'bout a mantis shrimp? It's marine too and been awhile since the thread wanted one.

>>	f Tue Sep 15 10:47:45 2015 No.14096835 >>14096831 Wat? I meant suggesting and animal or an object and I will monster girl-ify it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:48:07 2015 No.14096838 Know what I'd like to see from KC? Another type of Succubus that's a knight of The Order, flooded with corruption and fused with her armor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:48:16 2015 No.14096839 File: 17 KB, 162x170, 1441818560054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096748 Terrible taste.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:49:45 2015 No.14096841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

I saw this on /d/, a talk about sexuality. A lot of what we do here runs counter to what the guy says. For example the speaker identifies female sexuality as very social, emotional based with heavy reliance on text. They'll talk about it and their discussion will influence their tastes. The speaker then Identifies male sexuality as very visual based, more antisocial in that even if he did learn a friend enjoys such a porn actress it wouldn't influence his opinion on her attractiveness. Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:51:21 2015 No.14096845 >>14096835 So no cute versions of mythological creatures? Fine. Do a weasel of some kind. Or a wolverine. >>14096841 >48 minutes You're going to have to wait a while before you hear any thoughts on that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:53:58 2015 No.14096853

>>14096845
I expect most people to turn off as soon as shemales are mentioned, but I thought some one might appreciate this. I just find it interesting that many of the things this guy points out about female sexuality runs true here. I mean maybe there's a theory here
>We are /mgg/
>We came from /a/
>therefor we are all little girls
It would make sense then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:54:29 2015 No.14096856 >>14096838 Paladin-chans turned into heavy-armored yan girls were a suggestion from a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:55:02 2015 No.14096857 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096853 Anon, please. We ran all the Alps outta town ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:55:52 2015 No.14096858 File: 361 KB, 531x743, d49db73668fcd6835690354b4e0e9f30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095548 Excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:56:11 2015 No.14096862 >>14096801 I'd be interested to see your take on an Alligator or Crocodile. Other suggestions/ideas would be Tardigrade and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gympie_Gympie

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:58:23 2015 No.14096870 >>14095288 Even with all the stigma surrounding every element of this thing, I read it. Is this how .Less really likes his waifu? To act like a shitty and intolerant bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:58:26 2015 No.14096871 >>14096862 A plant? What's so special about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:59:22 2015 No.14096872 >>14096871 It's a murder plant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:59:33 2015 No.14096873 >>14096871 Did you read the article? Sounds like a pretty painful plant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:02:11 2015 No.14096879 >>14096872 >>14096873 Holy shit, that's insane

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:04:02 2015 No.14096884 >>14096793 I wouldn't mind dealing with them if they were MGs. As they stand I hate fighting them, how MGS has gone from fun and creative bosses to bullet sponge bosses with bullshit accuracy in two entries is depressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:05:04 2015 No.14096886 >>14096591 Assuming work doesn't have me do stupid stuff, tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:05:13 2015 No.14096888 File: 241 KB, 1294x736, predalien.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:05:16 2015 No.14096889 >>14096884 There's only so much creativity in the world. The End is still the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:06:26 2015 No.14096893 >>14096886 Average, I could kiss you. And as >>14096857 pointed out, no Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:08:06 2015 No.14096895 >>14096888 DEEP. THROAT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:26:21 2015 No.14096925 >>14096888 She's actually pretty cute. I take it their sex involves deep, passionate kissing and their blood is some kind of super aphrodisiac that Incubi's men on contact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:28:35 2015 No.14096928 >>14096889 Overrated as fuck boss fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:31:14 2015 No.14096931 Protective Jinko giving you cuddles and loving licks or Protective Dragon giving you double cuddles with her arms and wings. Choose one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:33:47 2015 No.14096939 >>14096931 I choose the one that involves both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:34:18 2015 No.14096940 >>14096931 I'd rather a Protective Werewolf giving tight, greedy cuddles and licking me like her pup but given the options I go for Jinko. Fur is far nicer than scales to touch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:35:47 2015 No.14096941 >>14096928 Your face is overrated. The End was both calm and tense for a boss fight. If it was your first time fighting him, it was pretty intense

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:36:59 2015 No.14096942 >>14095955 Well, in the world guide, Dullahans are labeled as undead.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:37:34 2015 No.14096944

>>14096889
I hate how they tried to redo his fight for Quiet, only they made her hit harder and the fight more fast paced than the hour long stalk through the woods The End was.
Also, she kept jumping between being stupid and easy to get behind and being an aimbot with wallhack vision. So I just ordered supply crates directly onto her head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:37:42 2015 No.14096945 >>14096941 >Put on NVG >Walk up to him >Shoot him >Follow him as he tried to run away WOW so intense seriously it would have been so much better if you couldent just follow his footprints and chain shoot him.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:38:27 2015 No.14096947
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>>14096828
Just make sure dicks, nipples and the actual slit in vaginas aren't visible, and you'll be fine.
I usually just edit NSFW pictures to post, like this. Even the white blobs are going a bit overboard, I think.
Or you could upload to an image site like Puush or Imgur. If you use Photobucket I will hunt you down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:39:17 2015 No.14096950 >>14096944 Wait until the extreme quite fight she has aimbot AND its a 1 hit kill now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:40:50 2015 No.14096954 >>14096950 The rating system gives absolutely no fucks if you casually decide to drop into the mission in a tank. She wanted bullshit. She got bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:41:37 2015 No.14096956 >>14096925 >their blood is some kind of super aphrodisiac that Incubi's men on contact Would you deflower your Alien childhood friend instead of using a dildo even though she was apprehensive about you losing your humanity?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:42:59 2015 No.14096961 File: 126 KB, 850x522, alien queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14096925

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:43:32 2015 No.14096962 >>14096956 Of course! I don't want to be an Incubi anyway, and would only fuck an MG if I could stay as myself. Her changing from it is also a deal breaker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:44:21 2015 No.14096965 >>14096101 >Yakuza 1 Remake announced I'm pretty satisfied I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:45:28 2015 No.14096968 >>14096962 >I don't want to be an Incubi anyway, Dont worry once the mana reaches your brain you wont care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:45:35 2015 No.14096969 >>14096931 I pick fluffs and chuffs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:45:50 2015 No.14096970 >>14096962 I misread that. I meant of course I'd use a dildo instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:46:48 2015 No.14096974 >>14096931 I choose the porn star Anon-Dad route and go with both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:47:05 2015 No.14096977 >>14096931 Dragon hugs are best hugs. Even better if she curls her tail up between her legs to play with your chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:47:36 2015 No.14096981 >>14096961 I would, especially if she and our daughters are territorial and overprotective.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:48:20 2015 No.14096983

>>14096968
I don't mind being hunted by horny superpowered demon women
I don't mind my countries ruler caring more about cumming than the nations infrastructure
I don't even mind that a recluse like me would probably have a creepy yandere stalking me all day every day
But the brainwashing/corruption shit is the mother of all dealbreakers in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:58:17 2015 No.14097024 File: 192 KB, 1280x720, 1442332514866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:59:12 2015 No.14097029 >>14097024 PALM TREE PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:59:13 2015 No.14097030 >>14097024 Lala Cute! Dryads need to be properly fed, and the other plants are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:01:27 2015 No.14097038 >>14097024 >Dat pink bubble butt I wanna bite it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:01:37 2015 No.14097040 >>14097024 Is there a collection for all of these translated? These don't seem to be the MGE ones

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:01:58 2015 No.14097041 >>14097024 Is that Shaymin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:04:45 2015 No.14097052 >>14097040 >These don't seem to be the MGE ones Well golly jee I wonder why

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:06:13 2015 No.14097059 >>14097052 Sorry I'm really new to Monster Girls. Like 6 hours new.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:09:05 2015 No.14097073 >>14097040 This is the place I use. It splits the individuals i to alphabetical order instead of having them all on the same card, but every species is on there. http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Other_Races

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:09:46 2015 No.14097078

>>14097059
Oh man, that's new as fuck. Jeez, that's like, scientists seeing what the universe was like nanoseconds after the Big Bang new.

Those image collections are from the EMG anime. There's one at the end of every episode for variants of the extraspecies girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:09:53 2015 No.14097079 >>14097059 welcome to to the fold brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:12:11 2015 No.14097088 File: 1.15 MB, 1656x2070, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:12:49 2015 No.14097091 >>14097078 OH SHIT THERE'S AN ANIME!? WTF? I just came here because I saw picture of a cute mothgirl and followed the lead. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:13:22 2015 No.14097094 >>14097088 Nice thighs, would intercrural from behind while teasing her modest breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:13:45 2015 No.14097097 >>14097088 Is that the bitch from that one Scooby-Doo thing? How is she getting lewds after all these years?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:13:50 2015 No.14097099 >>14097073 >>14097078 >>14097079 Thanks guys! Off to binge watch

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:16:30 2015 No.14097111

>>14097091
Wow man, you're really throwing around those capital letters. But yeah there's an anime, it came out just under three months ago, I think. We're up to episode 11 right now. If you've already read the manga, you know exactly how the plot's going to go, but it's nice to see the thing animated. There's some real cute moments, and some neat little bonus additions they added in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:16:51 2015 No.14097112 >>14097059 I hope you won't be a fag and lurk and search info by yourself instead of asking for sauce about everything. >>14097091 You type like a faggot. >WTF Don't.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Sep 15 12:19:09 2015 No.14097119 File: 855 KB, 660x1870, 1442333949821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:21:22 2015 No.14097126 >>14097119 Property destruction has never been more moe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:21:39 2015 No.14097127 >>14097119 That's a nice shrub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:21:44 2015 No.14097128 >>14097119 Tio a qt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:21:49 2015 No.14097129 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, 1442333979841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The penis in my heart is erect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:21:55 2015 No.14097130 >>14097119 Ugly bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:21:58 2015 No.14097131 >>14097119 Thank god for insurance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:22:57 2015 No.14097135 >>14097130 Where?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:23:22 2015 No.14097136 >>14097088 Woo-woo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:23:51 2015 No.14097138 File: 233 KB, 1280x1024, 1375921291334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097129 >dose black sclera The penis in my pants throbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:24:14 2015 No.14097139 >>14097129 LA LA IS BEST GIRL

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:26:31 2015 No.14097144 >>14097139 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:37:13 2015 No.14097161 >>14097129 Lala is top qt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:37:30 2015 No.14097162 >>14096945 You're so incredibly badass, anon! FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIKES THINGS YOU DON'T! YEAH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:37:33 2015 No.14097163 I like how the thread dies as soon as EMG subs come out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:39:00 2015 No.14097164 >>14097163 Are people not supposed to watch it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:40:09 2015 No.14097166 File: 471 KB, 664x720, 1375301175828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097163 >that goober in the MonMusu threads that always posts his grainy-ass screenshots

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:40:13 2015 No.14097168 >>14097119 She is a big girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:40:58 2015 No.14097170 >>14097163 Good, I don't want these harem f/a/ggots here anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:41:21 2015 No.14097171 >>14097166 Grainy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:42:21 2015 No.14097173 >>14097170 It must be fun to be lonely, eh Squidward?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:42:37 2015 No.14097174

Ok Anons, like many young college students, you've taken up an offer to star in a porn flick for some cheap dollary dos.

Now, the tanuki in a suit coat did say there was wiggle room but there bigger the risk, the bigger the reward.....You ready?

Easy Mode: One Girl of your species choice ($8,000 payout)

Normal Mode: One girl randomly selected (Re-roll Devil Bug, Cait Sith, Roper, Beelzebub, and Devil Bug Results) Covers ($16,000 payout).

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Hard Mode: Above but all girls are on the table ($32,000)

Who is she, what is the movie, and what is it called?

Also, you don't need to marry the monster or hold a relationship, it's just a pump and dump....unless you want to, in which case the tanuki will give you an extra $100,000

Bonus Stuff:

Number of partners: (d4 for how many girls the tanuki gets for you), you get an extra 50% for the film on each additional girl. Same goes for marriage. (Roll a new girl for each one)

Genre rolls for if you want them (tanuki picks). d12
1. Age (Monster is in their equivalent of the fifties so add mature features, a few crows feet, graying hair (or their equivalent) and an extra pound or two.
2. Bondage
3. Anal/Hot Dogging
4. Breasts (Paizuri/naizuri)
5. Twins (All girls are same race as either the first or last girl rolled)
6. Foot (You get a foot job)
7. Chubby (Girl(s) have a couple extra pounds on them, no landwhales though. Roll a d4 1. Breast Heavy 2. Belly Heavy 3. Hip Heavy 4. Butt Heavy)
8. Rape (Roll d4, on 1-3 it's you, on a 4 its them)
9. Lactation (Drugs will be giving to nonholsts to induce laction)
10. Creampie (WARNING: May result in responsibility taking if pregnancy ensues)
11. Loli, all girls are sabbath members and, suitably, flat chested.
12. Boss/Employee Student/Teacher (1-3 makes you the student/employee, 4 makes you the boss/teacher)

If you want, next post will contain body/attitude stuff for girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:43:24 2015 No.14097177 >>14097173 Loneliness is preferable to all that is /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:44:48 2015 No.14097182 >>14097163 >unironically watching EMG Why would anyone do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:47:17 2015 No.14097187 >>14097174 >3 Amazons that are into anal/hot dogging Oh boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:47:46 2015 No.14097189 >>14097174 I pick hard mode, and I got: 3 girls, who are as follows: 1. Ignis 2. Kitsune-bi 3. Familiar And the genre is lactation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:48:03 2015 No.14097191 Give me a story prompt featuring a dragon (including subtypes) and maybe you'll get a story

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:48:49 2015 No.14097193

>>14097174
Girl(s) Personalities:
1. Neet
2. Racial Norm
3. Tomboy
4. Deredere
5. Light Tsun
6. Light yan
7. Himedere
8. Kuudere
9. Dandere
10. The Genkiest
11. Motherly
12. Ice Queen

Body Type (Pre-any mods from genre) d10
1. Racial Norm
2. Fit (toned)
3. Chubby (Same Rules as Chubby Genre, if chubby and chubby genre then roll again to increase that area two)
4. Hourglass
5. Pearshaped
6. Thin
7. Tall (Two feet taller than normal)
8. Short (two feet smaller than normal (faeries are 1/2 height)
9. Oppai loli
10. Free choice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:49:07 2015 No.14097194 >>14097191 Black Dragon shops for sex toys to use for her wedding night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:49:07 2015 No.14097195 >>14097191 she doesn't like treasure and gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:49:50 2015 No.14097196 >>14097170 You again? Did /a/ rape your mother or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:51:14 2015 No.14097201 >>14097174 >Anal with 4 Werecats >2 genki, 1 racial norm, 1 tomboy >2 hourglass, 1 short, 1 racial norm It'll be called "Feel the Heat", and yes I will marry them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:52:04 2015 No.14097206 >>14097187 >>14097193 >first Amazon is a himedere with a hourglass body >second Amazon is a short light yan >third Amazon is a fit kuudere Oh boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:52:19 2015 No.14097207 >>14097174 >Deredere Hourglass Hellhound, >Dandere oppai loli Medusa, >Ice queen Mandragora >Bondage I don't know what name to give it, but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:53:12 2015 No.14097211 >>14097207 Earthbound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:54:06 2015 No.14097213 File: 525 KB, 723x1023, 1419876852133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097174 >>14097193 >Tall, lactating racial norm Elf This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:54:37 2015 No.14097215 >>14097207 Journey to the center of the Earth? Starts with the Mandragora on the surface, then moves to the medusa in a cave, then to the hellhound in hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:54:52 2015 No.14097216 >>14097196 >defending the shit taste factory that is /a/ I don't think we've met, but I don't think we need to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:57:33 2015 No.14097223 >>14097216 Does your manliness and badassery know no bounds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:59:49 2015 No.14097227 >>14097223 Not that I know of. It's a terrible burden, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:00:44 2015 No.14097230 >>14097227 Sensei please teach me your ways!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:02:04 2015 No.14097233 >>14095505 Awesome double zombie waifu acquired!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:02:48 2015 No.14097235

>>14097174
Hard Mode
>Light Yan Troll with an hourglass
>Kuudere Mindflayer who's thin

>Bondage

I will call it "Garden of Madness" and it will start with the troll, binding me with vines as she rides me before changing over to the Mindflayer riding me in a cave as her tentacles wrap me up, staring down at me cooly.

I'll marry both of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:04:08 2015 No.14097241 >>14097230 Unless you can break the shackles of shit taste that /a/ has chained you with, I don't think I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:05:14 2015 No.14097244 >>14097216 Now is when you say you are from /v/ and we can all laugh at you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:05:54 2015 No.14097246 >>14097241 But you don't know anything about my tastes because I haven't been talking to you. Teach me of the obscure series that I'm allowed to like!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:07:27 2015 No.14097249

>>14097174
>>14097193
>Hard Mode
>Rolled 4 on the d4 for partners.
>Rape Genre and I'm the one getting raped.
I'm assuming each girl is a different species, so
>Deredere Pear shaped Mucus Toad
Probably a real huggy kind of girl.
>Racial Norm Pear shaped Ignis
Dirty talking and passionate, probably a joy to work with.
>Deredere Hourglass Apophis
I'm guessing she's kind of an "Ara Ara let Onee-san take care of everything" kind of girl.
>Himedere Pear shaped Cheshire Cat
If she doesn't have that "OHHOHOHOHO" laugh I'd be disappointed.
>$80,000 payout
I guess it'd be a movie about some rich Cheshire and her servants kidnapping and raping some random human boy until he likes it.
I can't think of a name for it.
Actually, increase that payday to $480,000 because I'll willingly marry all of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:08:59 2015 No.14097257 File: 35 KB, 283x494, Mandragora_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name a girl more deserving of a story than her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:09:20 2015 No.14097258 >>14097249 Mad Mansion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:10:17 2015 No.14097261 >>14097246 >liking anything >>14097244 >/v/ You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:10:18 2015 No.14097262 >>14097174 >Twin Arachne (one chubby butt heavy light tsun, the other thin kuu) Shit's getting more and more complicated.Bu I shall call it 'The Belittling Spider Twins'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:10:54 2015 No.14097265 File: 522 KB, 810x1200, Apsara_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097257 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:11:15 2015 No.14097267 >>14097257 Mandragora a shit And she has her own doujin anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:13:05 2015 No.14097271 File: 887 KB, 1920x1080, Murderfish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:13:32 2015 No.14097273 File: 587 KB, 800x800, I know your life is speeding and it isn't stopping, here take my shirt and just go ahead and wipe up all the, sweat, sweat, sweat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097257 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:14:22 2015 No.14097278 File: 57 KB, 527x1000, Wererabbit_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097257

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:15:07 2015 No.14097280 >>14097174 Four girls: >genki Wendigo with a toned body >himedere pear shaped Baphomet >genki, chubby Baphomet with a substantial butt >calm, timid Wendigo with an average body for her race >genre is creampies Damn, I love mixing business with fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:15:13 2015 No.14097281 File: 66 KB, 293x380, Kappa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097257

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:16:58 2015 No.14097286 >>14097280 We shall call it...Camping with Oniichan, you take them camping and cream pie them in the woods. Do you take responsibility?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:18:18 2015 No.14097288

>>14097258
Maybe. Given the body shapes of my co-stars I'd expect some kind of ass pun in there too.
I'm imagining none of the sex would involve penetration until the Cheshire's first scene.
The first scene would be the Mucus Toad rubbing herself against me to grease me up.
Then the Apophis injects me with a poison/potion for stamina while the Ignis talks dirty and uses her thighs to get me hard.
Then all three of them hold me down for the Cheshire's cowgirl scene.
Then it just devolves into a gangbang.
There would be a versions from every characters POV available for all sorts of customers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:19:08 2015 No.14097289 File: 880 KB, 1280x720, 1442337066733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:19:12 2015 No.14097290 >>14097280 >>14097286 >twin Wendigos with contrasting personalities >twin Baphomets with contrasting personalities >creampies Instant classic, would buyout IP rights from the Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:19:17 2015 No.14097291 >>14097257 gnome

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:20:32 2015 No.14097294 >>14097289 Alraune needs some pollen in her butt. And by pollen I mean my semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:21:32 2015 No.14097296 >>14097265 They're pretty cute too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:21:57 2015 No.14097300 >>14097289 >That Alraune What is it with pink colored, flower based variants being semen demons in EMG?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:22:12 2015 No.14097301
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Uh oh! A carpenter Amazon and her Walrus Girl companion have asked you to join them for a walk on the beach, and talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax-of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.

Do you join them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:22:40 2015 No.14097304 File: 985 KB, 1000x1086, Kitsune-bi Posession.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097257 Some yanderes transition to an Inari after getting possessed by some equally obsessive Kitsune-bi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:23:42 2015 No.14097306 >>14097289 Alraune is getting all the nutrients in the world before I polinate her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:24:19 2015 No.14097308 >>14097301 Yes. Those two tubbies can eat oysters with me any day. I know well that they're an aphrodisiac.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:25:59 2015 No.14097312 File: 350 KB, 654x941, 1442337959676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097301 How kind of the two ladies! I shall enjoy eating out their oysters. I only fear that we will be disturbed by that naughty Alice girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:26:50 2015 No.14097314 >>14097312 OFF WITH HER PANTSU!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:27:01 2015 No.14097315 >>14097312 I want to feed an alice cakes, pies, and candy every day so she stays sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:27:45 2015 No.14097318 >>14097286 Of course, even if there way no additional payout. The next installment could be Marrying Oniichan, after the actual marriage. Special Meet the Baby box set some time later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:27:59 2015 No.14097319 File: 423 KB, 776x1200, 566d9b34e140761b86a8baac29fd66bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097257

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:28:03 2015 No.14097321 >>14097312 >tfw no dom Alice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:28:42 2015 No.14097324 >>14097174 >>14097193 Hard mode, 2 girls. Here I go. >Ushi-Oni >Cockatrice >Bondage >The Ushi is a thin tomboy >Cockatrice has a normal personality but is chubby I'm perfectly okay with all of this.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:28:51 2015 No.14097325

>>14097174
>Hard mode
>Cupid
>Dandere
>Fit
She's a first timer who has become disillusioned with love after dishing it out to so many but never having any herself. Decided she might as well pop her cherry for some money if she can't get it popped for love.

Movie is called "Love hunter" and it starts with a chase scene for the hunt-y girls and ends in passionate lovey-dovey sex as I run myself into a corner and turn to accept her arrow, because every one knows girls want to see the cute shit. They can get rape anywhere. Jokes on her though because during the process of meeting her and filming with her, we fall for eachother.

So I get $132,000 and a 2perfect lovey-dovey shy waifu. Win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:29:03 2015 No.14097326 File: 184 KB, 632x466, 1368805343392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097289 >mfw I uproot a Mandragora wearing Aviation grade ear muffs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:29:42 2015 No.14097327 >>14097321 >absolutely disgusting.jpg

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:32:11 2015 No.14097335

>>14097325
Nice.
Sounds loving.

>>14097324
The ushi's web, you wake up in a cave webbed up with a cockatraice, she panics at the thought of being eaten and jerks you off with her thighs before the ushi herself arrives as rides you ragged before it finishing with you eating out the cockatrace who eats out the ushi who sucks you off.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:36:39 2015 No.14097339

>>14097174
I misread and added the D4 roll on top of the first girl I rolled.

>A genki and tall Nightmare.
I can deal with horsepussy
>A racial norm pearshaped Mantis
YES
>A genki Dark Priest
Sure, why not.
>A short tomboy Merrow
No issues here.
A kuudere and fit Dark Slime
Things are going to get both messy and kinky it seems.

Genre: Breasts
I'm going to get smothered in breasts, but i'll be fine in the end. Likely exhausted too.
I'm claiming that Mantis, and perhaps the Dark Priest too.

The movie will be called "The Breast Whisperer"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:38:08 2015 No.14097341 File: 3.83 MB, 1920x1080, Polt2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They really love teasing us.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:38:17 2015 No.14097342

>>14097174
>Ok Anons, like many young college students, you've taken up an offer to star in a porn flick for some cheap dollary dos.
Already lost immersion because I'm not stupid.
But if I really had to pick then easy mode, but with 4 Holstaurs. Easiest 20K I'll probably ever make, plus the money I get if I end up marrying any of them.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:38:49 2015 No.14097345

>>14097315
You'd have to be up to the task of cooking and preparing these fine confectionaries for her though.

Without a doubt, you and her would be abducted to Wonderland, where your love and cooking skills will be put to the tests by the Queen of Hearts.

You would be given only an hour to prepare the sweets for her, facing off against a Delacroix of French cuisine, with a special theme ingredient.

(http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/items , re-roll if item is inedible.)

You would be judged by a panel comprising of the Queen of Hearts, a Mad Hatter, a March Hare and culinary critic Asako Kishi.

If you successfully please their taste buds, they will permit your marriage to the Alice and officiate your consummation. If you fail, you'll both be thrown into the Wock pit.

What will you cook, and how? Whose cuisine will reign supreme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:43:57 2015 No.14097352 >>14097345 >Demon Realm Herbs I would make a mint pudding using "Stoic Love" Let's hope they love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:44:42 2015 No.14097353 >>14097345 >Cook basically any sort of cake >Fap off on top of it for icing >"The best thing we've ever tasted!" >Win. Assuming the Queen of Hearts doesn't take you instead of the Alice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:45:21 2015 No.14097357 >>14097341 I want to know who that G-man in the background is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:45:59 2015 No.14097359 >>14097357 Looks like that one guy from Baccano.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:47:08 2015 No.14097361 >>14097345 >>14097315 >Queen of Hearts summons Anon and his Alice >Anon looks a little embaressed by the challenge but his Alice, who is now outright plump from all the sweets, keeps taking him up while munching on a homemade cookie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:48:17 2015 No.14097363 >>14097325 Are you ready for her to shyly strip, showing off her toned tummy and bronzed skin while her cheeks turn positively pink.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:53:11 2015 No.14097370

>>14097174
Anon, just for next time: Don't add body types for two seperate rolls, because you end up with some weird contradictions (like hourglass cubby or loli loli oppai). Also having body types in the genre rolls just means it's vanilla sex if you roll a body type, so that's no fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:53:24 2015 No.14097371 >>14097363 More than ready.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:54:11 2015 No.14097372 >>14097341 >didn't even show her beyond one or 2 screens i hate anime

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:54:16 2015 No.14097373

>>14097352
>mint pudding
The Queen of Hearts compliments you and hands you a bell pepper.

The Mad Hatter waxes poetic about how your pudding reflects the season of spring and how its colour is symbolic of young love, but ultimately fails to address the taste beyond a bare assertion of "I like it".

The March Hare du jour makes a gaffe with praising your food, and laughs at herself immediately after realizing the gaffe.

Asako Kishi tentatively express her approval, but remarks that the use of mint slightly overpowers the natural flavours.

Your victory is secured, and you may marry your Alice sexually in the town square as it rains lolification cookies and Christmas Cakes.

>>14097353
>spirit energy cake
The panel seems rather displeased by your disingenous cooking and unnuanced spirit energy, but acknowledge that such a fine male specimen would be too good to waste on Wocks. Instead, you are committed to Sisphyus' Dormouse Dormitory, where you will remain until you manage to cure every Dormouse resident of sleep apnea.

>implying that the King of Hearts isn't Chairman Kaga

>>14097361
Clearly you are an unparalleled master chef. Your marriage goes by unchallenged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:56:50 2015 No.14097379 >>14097304 Possession is shit unless the original personality becomes a ghost with a grudge against the vixen in HER BODY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:57:54 2015 No.14097384 >>14097379 >Not wanting them to merge so you get a spirit that is equal parts her and the fox ghost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:00:14 2015 No.14097387 >>14097384 That's even worse, you're still trading two girls for one and there's not even any guarantee she's better than the originals. Maybe if you were a bigamist with two waifus it'd be okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:09:23 2015 No.14097411 >>14097373 >Dormouse Domitory >get a giant harem of dormice for "failure" >imokaywiththis.jpg But if there are too many to handle, I can always get Nyanon to help with one of the building wings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:11:00 2015 No.14097413 >>14097411 There has to be a limit to how many squeakers his perverse lust can drive him to defile.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:12:59 2015 No.14097415

>>14097174
Normal Mode: Cheshire
Partners:1
Genre: Creampie
Personality: Deredere
Body Type: Short
...
This is pretty goddamn generic.
Do MGs like live-action 'childhood friend' porn? Because that's what this would be.
Not that I mind. Deredere creampie is top-tier stuff IMO. And short girls are cute.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:15:19 2015 No.14097420

>>14097415
>Creampie
>Deredere MG that can fucking teleport through any obstacle

You going to get stalked and forced into marriage by the MGC Shotgun Marriage Tribunal. No way to escape her.

Hopefully the pregger porn you can make will at least pay for the rest of college and the wedding costs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:19:38 2015 No.14097431 File: 59 KB, 650x962, 1432499536501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what we need? A peaceful land with kind inhabitants.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:21:45 2015 No.14097437
File: 114 KB, 800x600, 1438542092542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want my Paladin childhood friend to be taken POW in the war and sentenced to a week on the stocks. Instead of letting the other traitors rape her, I'd monopolize her for the entire week, keeping her company just like old times. She'd eventually warm up to me despite at first hating me for being a traitor, and come to rekindle that first love she had for me when we were kids. At the end of the week, when she got a chance to submit and become a traitor, I'd reveal I'd become an incubus. I'd hug her tight and ask her to marry me anyway. Then I'd get stabbed to death through the back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:22:47 2015 No.14097444 >>14096841 >shemale porn Yeah I think I'm done here. What exactly were you trying to accomplish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:24:23 2015 No.14097449 >>14097431 A peaceful land, my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:24:50 2015 No.14097452 File: 118 KB, 500x2414, peaceful_my_ass_by_lewalou-d5iu8b0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097431 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMqCTR5OKeM&t=91s

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:25:05 2015 No.14097453 >>14097444 Well I did say I found it on /d/. Besides his broader points were interesting in that this place is almost the opposite of what he says.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:25:55 2015 No.14097456 >>14097453 Someone should let him know his book is bullshit, then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:26:28 2015 No.14097459 >>14096841 I think I vaguely remember watching this. I also distinctly remember disliking the guy, for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:26:37 2015 No.14097461 >>14097453 But anon, we're all little girls here, so it's no wonder we are attracted emotionally and gossip about our waifus all the time.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:29:40 2015 No.14097467

>>14097456
You think so? I think it's just this place that has a reversed effect. I mean when he talks about chicks schlicking to vamp and werewolf dudes we're essentially doing the opposite with our monstergirls.

>>14097459
>I also distinctly remember disliking the guy, for some reason.
I didn't like his face and attitude. Dunno why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:30:08 2015 No.14097469 File: 472 KB, 660x997, 1431235003673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You think Gargoyles gurgle with semen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:32:26 2015 No.14097474 >>14097469 I want to shoot a load into a gargoyle's mouth just as the sun rises, so she turns into a statue with a small pool of my semen in her open mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:32:33 2015 No.14097475 >>14097452 Him spitting his drink all over the second panel always gets me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:33:04 2015 No.14097477 >>14097467 >You think so? I dunno, I stopped watching when he started spouting that stuff about shemales. Don't need some fancy scientist telling me I'm attracted to that any more than I need Freud-sensei telling me I want to fuck my mother.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:35:08 2015 No.14097480

>>14097174
>Hard Mode
>deredere chubby Inari with plenty of junk in the trunk
A prime specimen of her kind, perhaps the only way she could be better is with a motherly personality. Gonna need some on all fours and head down, ass up scenes to properly showcase that glorious posterior.
>pear shaped Gyoubu Danuki ice queen
Uh oh, did the director just join the cast?
>fit Youko tomboy
Talk about not acting her age. How embarrassing it would be if she had to admit to getting winded more easily while sweat rolls down her trim body.
>Genre: Age

Vintage Fluff: watch as three mature monster ladies show a young man just how much they've got left in the tank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:36:20 2015 No.14097485 >>14097469 I want to see a sexually frustrated Gargoyle who gets bukkaked a lot during the day when she's stone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:39:32 2015 No.14097493 >>14097480 Jackpot.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:39:34 2015 No.14097494

>>14097477
Yeah, there's some bullshit, like he never really explains why heterosexual men supposedly like dick which is the problem with just using internet data, just that they do, and they search for big dicks specifically in conjunction with whatever else it is they're looking for, but the broader points on sexuality he mentions seem to ring true, and are mimicked elsewhere.

I wonder if the majority of the smut here being text-based plays a role in this. If male sexuality is so visual based and all we're given is words, we're forced into a more emotional connection in order to feel anything. Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:41:54 2015 No.14097501 >>14097469 I want to keep a Gargoyle clean and shiny everyday while she's stone, shooing away birds so they won't dirty her up, only to disappear when she comes to life every night, wondering who makes a point to keep her clean and pretty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:42:08 2015 No.14097502 If I marry a Wonderland girl, do I get to meet up with the Queen of Hearts for tea or games?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:42:35 2015 No.14097505

>>14097494
>all we're given is words, we're forced into a more emotional connection in order to feel anything
You've got some major "correlation equals causation" shit going on there. Emotional connection is why I got into the writefaggotry business in the first place.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:45:22 2015 No.14097511 >>14097505 >You've got some major "correlation equals causation" shit going on there What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:46:18 2015 No.14097513 >>14097508 Is that supposed to hypnotize me? >>14097511 It's a logical fallacy is what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:49:13 2015 No.14097518 >>14097513 Well it doesn't quite equal it, but it suggests a relationship

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:50:02 2015 No.14097519 >>14097508 Must... Come... Into...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:50:39 2015 No.14097520 >>14097518 Or maybe it doesn't. You can't science like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:51:03 2015 No.14097521 >>14097518 The global amount of pirates correlates with global average temperature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:52:10 2015 No.14097523 >>14097519 Don't type like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:52:36 2015 No.14097524 >>14097521 Inversely. You forgot inversely. >>14097523 I'd say it's perfectly valid under the... circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:53:12 2015 No.14097529 >>14097521 In what way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:53:47 2015 No.14097531 >>14097529 Higher temperatures, less pirates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:54:14 2015 No.14097534 >>14097523 Why not, Anony-nony~~? Are you telling me that... you don't actually like this style of typing?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:54:54 2015 No.14097535 >>14097523 Oi you cheeky bugger, did I trigger you with a hypnosis joke?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:55:08 2015 No.14097538 >>14097534 I read that last line in the voice of Dante hamming it up with Agnus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:56:16 2015 No.14097540 >>14097535 >>14097534 >>14097524 It's...weeeeird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:56:42 2015 No.14097542 >>14097519 ...The...test...chamber...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:57:18 2015 No.14097543 >>14097531 But there's no relation between the two. Not unless you tell me you have evidence saying pirates don't like the heat. Am I missing something here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:57:37 2015 No.14097546 >>14097542 They're waiting for you Gordon... in...

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:59:10 2015 No.14097549

>>14097543
That's the fallacy. The average temperatures have been rising globally at the same time as the number of pirates has decreased. Because these two things have been put side to side and have an inverse correlation, there is now, according to your logic, necessarily a causal relationship between the two.
That's the fallacy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:59:16 2015 No.14097550 >>14097543 >Am I missing something here? Yes, that correlation does not equal causation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:00:17 2015 No.14097552 >>14097543 That's exactly the point being made. There's no relationship. It's showing that correlation does not equal causation, to prove the point to >>14097518. Anon here (>>14097531 >>14097521) was just being a little facetious in their example.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:00:42 2015 No.14097554 >>14097546 What's...he doing...in there...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:01:20 2015 No.14097555 >>14097546 Do... go to the Raven..olm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:02:15 2015 No.14097557 >>14097554 Causing a resonance cascade, what else? You know this never would have happened if Cave Johnson was in charge. >>14097555 You know I was just reminded of how it's been so long that I don't even care about Half-Life 3 anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:02:29 2015 No.14097558 >>14097508 Must play Zombies Ate my Neighbors...

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:02:57 2015 No.14097560

>>14097549
>>14097550
Well no, but I originally said that as male sexuality is visual and we often lack visual and biological stimuli, perhaps we've fallen back on more emotional and mental stimuli. These two seem related and not just because I put them side by side. If there's a fallacy here I'm missing it entirely. I'll just shut up now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:04:55 2015 No.14097566 >>14097560 >we often lack visual and biological stimuli I don't think we do. >we've fallen back on more emotional and mental stimuli But I always liked those better. What make you of that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:05:21 2015 No.14097567 >>14097560 >seem related There's your problem. Though on a gut instinct I'd say this is more like a case of special pleading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:06:54 2015 No.14097576 >>14096931 I want to be cuddled in a Dragon's Wing Cocoon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:08:11 2015 No.14097581 File: 298 KB, 593x1199, MonMusu_Lightweight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys help, I'm being tempted by horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:08:12 2015 No.14097582 >>14096931 Gimme Dragon all day, every day. I won't come out of the cocoon until she gets sick of me being too needy and leaves me for a month inna woods to teach me a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:08:36 2015 No.14097584 File: 1.05 MB, 570x1200, 1442202437592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be fucked by an ara ara [insert Monster Girl here]!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:08:42 2015 No.14097587 >>14097581 It's not worth having shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:09:12 2015 No.14097590 >>14097581 J-j-jam it in! >>14097584 I want Latex Suu to take me away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:09:13 2015 No.14097591 >>14097581 Just do it

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:09:42 2015 No.14097593
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>>14096965
Eh, I'm only satisfied by their pre-show simply because the first thing they showed got me into maximum overhype.

Also I'm a sucker and totally going to buy Kingdom Hearts 2.8.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:11:48 2015 No.14097600 File: 1.75 MB, 496x257, 1442333111682.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097593 At least there's a 100% chance you'll get your game localized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:12:03 2015 No.14097604 File: 726 KB, 1000x1200, 49815358_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097593 >a peek Nigga I want to bury myself to the hilt in that porcelain onahole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:12:17 2015 No.14097605 >>14097581 It's okay if they're small horses. Like that Z-ton centaur, before he started putting NTR into everything he made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:15:06 2015 No.14097615 File: 452 KB, 800x800, 1432488533888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097604 There's no hole there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:15:24 2015 No.14097619 >>14097088 >Gloryhole Ghosts Can't help but like this concept. >>14097097 Who knows? I've seen stuff of the little werewolf too fairly recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:15:51 2015 No.14097622 >>14097437 Good end

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:16:20 2015 No.14097623 >>14097604 >that left hand

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:16:49 2015 No.14097627

>>14097557
>still no Half Life 3
I'm too busy feeling conflicted over MGSV right now to care myself. It's fun but also incredibly unfinished and doesn't feel like a Metal Gear at all.

>>14097584
Ara aras in general are fun. One of the few times I like random Japanese words being used in things because it somehow feels more seductive than "Oh my!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:18:14 2015 No.14097630 File: 91 KB, 640x640, 1410883282629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097615 No problem, I can do intercrural with handholding and kisses.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:18:18 2015 No.14097631

>>14097174
>4 partners on hard mode
>Mandragora, Amazon, Dark Valk, Baphomet
>Loli
I can't be bothered rolling personalities for all of them, so I'll assume racial norm. I was a little bit worried, when I saw Amazon and Dark Valk, but loli versions shouldn't be so bad. I'm definitely up for marrying some of them, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:18:20 2015 No.14097632 >>14097627 >It's fun That's all that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:20:55 2015 No.14097641 >>14097593 Still no release date for FF15, P5, fucking last guardian?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:21:09 2015 No.14097642 File: 281 KB, 395x473, Living Doll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097630 I want to see a Living Doll with those proportions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:28:42 2015 No.14097659 >>14097642 Gothlic lolita with killer hips? That would be lewd as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:29:15 2015 No.14097660 >>14097174 >>14097193 >Hard Mode >Jinko she would have been my easy mode choice >Creampie Oh I'm gonna take responsibility. >Dandere >Short oh yes. Oh very much yes. I already know I'm gonna marry this one.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:30:57 2015 No.14097666

>>14097174
>4 Girls
>Hard Mode
>Chubby little genki Dark Angel
>Extra-Short Tomboy Mantis
>Thin little Ice Queen Soldier Beetle
>Dandere Pear-shaped Baphomet
>Sabbath Film
Well, if it's a Sabbath porno..."Onii-chan's Lewd Vacation XXIV". Latest in a running series featuring a variety of Sabbath members. And just like most participants, I'm totally joining and marrying my co-stars. Cause dear-god, the roll-gods were kind to me today.
So would that be a pay-out of $180,000, or $330,000?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:31:02 2015 No.14097667 File: 128 KB, 640x640, 59aa78557a5449220d90bf21895328f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097659 Don't forget those delicious doll joints.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:32:42 2015 No.14097673 File: 124 KB, 800x800, 37745294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097667 Oh, believe me, I won't. They'd pinch so good during hard intercrural.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:34:27 2015 No.14097680 >>14097641 They were shown in promo-videos for the pre-show, but no actual trailers or news was shown. So, there's a chance there'll still be announcements at the actual show later this week.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:36:30 2015 No.14097685

>>14097605
>Into everything he made
Don't exaggerate. Personally, I'm still reserving judgement. It's only 1 thing that he went full-blown, ugly-fat-man NTR, and even that didn't have a mind break end.

I'm hoping he'll never sink to such a level again. You are, of course, free to think that I am naively fooling myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:37:06 2015 No.14097688 Are doll girls hard and plastic all over their bodies? Or just around the joints? Or are even their joints soft and skin-like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:39:49 2015 No.14097694 >>14097688 I'd imagine that it'd have the pliability of normal skin, which means it'd actually be pleasant to touch. Kinda like that one Yoko figure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:40:57 2015 No.14097697 >>14097688 I imagine them as having a hard structure just under a humanlike skin, so they'd be soft all over but you could feel it's not human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:50:11 2015 No.14097704 Is everyone alright? Gimme sitrep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:51:49 2015 No.14097710 File: 1.95 MB, 1600x1157, 1439759284740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097704 I brought back foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:51:59 2015 No.14097711 >>14097174 >Hard Mode >2 partners >Inari >Lactation >The genkiest >thin Oh yes >Amazoness >Loli >Racial norm >Tall A tall loli ? I also wonder why I get often the amazoness recently, it's fucking weird. Not that I am complaining, they are hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:52:13 2015 No.14097712 >>14097704 That was weird, did the site go down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:54:31 2015 No.14097724 >>14097712 Posting was down, but the site was still up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:55:24 2015 No.14097726 >>14097704 Spotted Something Suspicious, going to check it out Over >Gets CQC'd by HORSE PUSSY the moment I say Over as CP says 'Understood'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:55:49 2015 No.14097730 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52544013 Lilims are for ____

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:56:52 2015 No.14097735 >>14097730 Bopping their noses at the speed of light

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:56:58 2015 No.14097736 >>14097730 Romance!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:57:49 2015 No.14097739 >>14097730 handholding sex under the covers with the lights off while kissing for the sake of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:57:59 2015 No.14097740 >>14097730 Worshiping as the glorious demigoddesses of lasciviousness that they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:58:18 2015 No.14097743 File: 1.21 MB, 1920x1080, Family photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097710 Made your foxes into wallpaper foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:58:28 2015 No.14097744 >>14097730 Purging

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:58:43 2015 No.14097747 >>14097730 Serving and worshiping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:00:49 2015 No.14097751 >>14097726 >CQC'd by HORSE PUSSY How embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:02:26 2015 No.14097759 >>14097730 Spreading monster love across the land.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:02:40 2015 No.14097762 >>14097751 She distracted me with her eyepatched Wolfu buddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:03:02 2015 No.14097765 >>14097730 Practice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:05:33 2015 No.14097769 >>14097341 >anime Polt has normal sized hands Why are all the girls so much less monstrous in the anime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:05:45 2015 No.14097770 Hey guys I fixed it. Kejourou is not kill anymore. New stuff is from line 157 to 225, and I did a lot of editing on the stuff after 225 so read that too. http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ I'll be back with more in a few days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:06:01 2015 No.14097771 >>14097730 This >>14097736 and slow sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:06:18 2015 No.14097775 >>14097730 Hugging!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:06:27 2015 No.14097776 >>14097769 It's not nearly as bad as what happened with GATE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:06:34 2015 No.14097777 >>14097730 Trolling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:06:59 2015 No.14097779 >>14097769 Because wider audiences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:08:10 2015 No.14097782 >>14097770 OH HAPPY DAY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:08:50 2015 No.14097785 http://exhentai.org/g/853450/6af0839868/ How disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:08:58 2015 No.14097786 >>14097769 Why do I get a sneaking suspicion that after the whole Dullahan thing is resolved in the first half then we'll get Polt's gym? Because I'd totally be down for all the girls in swimsuits this time around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:09:36 2015 No.14097787 >>14097770 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:10:28 2015 No.14097790 >>14097785 Stories are nothing but weird shit. No cute cosplay tier girls. Cover is the best part while not being representative of the actual contents at all. As usual. These anthologies are always kind of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:10:53 2015 No.14097791 >>14097770 >Not kill anymore Hooray! Good stuff with those additions, good to see you took that advice to heart. Definitely looking forward to more going forward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:11:26 2015 No.14097793 >>14097770 >Kejourou is not kill anymore Praise the Mensis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:12:16 2015 No.14097794 >>14097786 I want to see a Yuki-onna hot springs episode, but it might be a short, extra episode

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:13:34 2015 No.14097796

>>14097785
>http://exhentai.org/g/853450/6af0839868/
At first I thought the Z-Ton chapter might've been a mid-quel for his prior centaur story, showing how the qt.taur got into that fucked up futa-armor.

Instead it just looks like something out of the "Ecology of a Solo Hunter" series of MH Doujins...kinda meh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:14:41 2015 No.14097800 >>14097786 Someone once voiced the idea of the Polt's Gym episode being made into a BD OVA. I'd be up for that. >>14097794 Nah. Doubt we'll get that before a second season...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:14:53 2015 No.14097801 File: 129 KB, 600x369, you deserve hugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl deserves hugs the most?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:15:41 2015 No.14097805

>>14097174
>Racial norm toned Sandworm
>Kuudere short Mindflayer
>Tomboy racial norm Familiar
>Bondage
"Oniichan fell into the tentacle pit!" I dunno, best I can come up with. Nice $64,000 though. Marriage depends on what type of familiar it is though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:15:58 2015 No.14097806 >>14097801 That's not for me to decide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:16:02 2015 No.14097807 >>14097782 >>14097787 >>14097791 >>14097793 Glad it was good. It took a long damn time to figure it out but I'm glad I stuck it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:16:32 2015 No.14097808 >>14097801 Yetis are so boring. I don't get why people like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:17:30 2015 No.14097812 >>14097801 Your waifu, because she's lonely without you. >>14097808 They're brown, cuddly, and strong as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:17:31 2015 No.14097813 >>14097807 Chief you've been on a roll since you first showed up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:18:47 2015 No.14097819 >>14097801 I will hug all of them equally, even if I might need some protection for some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:20:21 2015 No.14097822 >>14097813 That makes me happy to hear anon! I have no intention of quitting anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:20:28 2015 No.14097823 >>14097808 >Cuddly >Brown >Chill as fuck >Fluffy paws and hair >One of the few non-rape-aggressive Monstergirls in MGE >Saves people's lives from the cold as a hobby And much more.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:20:58 2015 No.14097826

>>14097801
Somewhere out there is an Oomukade, everyone thinks she's an awkward shut in and gives her funny looks while she does her shopping. In truth she's nothing like that, she does her 9-5 and has domination fantasies like any other monster girl but the stress from constant stereotyping has driven her to drinking like an Oni each night.

That Oomukade deserves hugs the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:21:16 2015 No.14097827 File: 66 KB, 573x603, What you gonna do.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097710 Looks like we've got a mofu problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:21:59 2015 No.14097828 >>14097822 Good. Because you're not allowed to quit. Always read the fine print. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But seriously, you're on a roll chief

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:22:25 2015 No.14097831 >>14097827 I volunteer to go on an expedition to the Mofuverse to figure out what's going on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:22:49 2015 No.14097834 File: 298 KB, 723x546, 605decc74364c365948d05198c22e8bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097827 Is it really a problem when we can only benefit from it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:23:15 2015 No.14097835 >>14097801 All of them, even matangos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:23:27 2015 No.14097836 >>14097828 Yep. I'm here forever and whatnot. It sure beats doing nothing with my time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:23:29 2015 No.14097837 >>14097823 >implying the paws are a positive

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:23:38 2015 No.14097838 >>14097831 This man is a molester. He has multiple crimes for molesting fluffy tails. He should not be allowed to enter the mofuverse! I instead will take his place!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:24:40 2015 No.14097841 File: 1.02 MB, 826x738, 65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097837 Where the fuck do you think you are right now, kid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:24:54 2015 No.14097842 File: 133 KB, 812x723, 1hour_drawing_scraps__odd_eye_caitt_sith_by_nurikabeman-d8o8db9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Nyan! Hold fiend! Relinquish all your goods, or be punished by nya wrath!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:25:12 2015 No.14097843 >>14097838 Don't listen to him! That little fox was asking for it, I swear! She was upset at only having a single tail so I just showed her how beautiful it was!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:25:44 2015 No.14097844 >>14097837 >implying they're not

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:25:59 2015 No.14097845 >>14097843 Aha! The molester admits his crimes! Arrest this man, take him away!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:26:02 2015 No.14097846 >>14097842 >1hour drawing >Looks like utter shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:28:05 2015 No.14097853 >>14097823 >One of the few non-rape-aggressive Monstergirls in MGE Not really. After the yeti felt that the man has an erection when embracing him, she rapes him. Not that I am complaining, they are still cute and hot.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:28:10 2015 No.14097854
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>>14097834
Are you sure? Normally too much of the same always leads to bad things.

>>14097845
>>14097843
>>14097838
>>14097831
Why not BOTH go investigate the Mofuverse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:28:15 2015 No.14097855 >>14097845 And I'm telling you it wasn't a crime! It just really, really looked like one! Please officers, at least let me touch- er go pay my respects to my local Kitsune before you take me away!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:28:36 2015 No.14097856 >>14097842 Get ready to get punted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:28:48 2015 No.14097858 >>14097837 Are you one of "monster girls should be as human as possible, even fox tails are haram" fags?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:29:48 2015 No.14097860

>>14097853
>After the yeti felt that the man has an erection when embracing him, she rapes him.
Wrong. She only shows more affection when hugged back, and all she does is hug a little tighter and try to seduce men with her charms rather than straight up rape.

It's right in the profile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:30:10 2015 No.14097862 >>14097858 nah but paws are not only ugly as shit but extremely inconvenient in literally every situation.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:30:19 2015 No.14097864

>>14097831
>>14097838
>>14097854

You fools! Obviously, this overabundance of fluffy monstergirls is being caused by a disturbance in the Deep Mofuverse. And nobody who's ventured out there has ever returned!

Softness pitfalls that stretch for miles, and suck you in like warm, huggable quicksand.
Fluff elementals, who roam the collective Mofuverse of every fluffy tail in existence.
Kesaran spore rainfall, that can leave men delirious for days.

To mount an expedition to that far realm is to throw your life away, to an eternity of cozy, cuddly stupor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:31:38 2015 No.14097867 >>14097770 What? What? In the Kejourou butt? Good to see you regained your inspiration.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:31:59 2015 No.14097868

>>14097854
I'm not venturing to the known cosmos with some well known molester in my ship. Oh yeah, let me explain to the space cops why I'm taking a hypergate to the Mofuverse with a fluffy tail molester!
Pass. I'm going solo on this expedition

>>14097855
Liar! This man is lying you you in front of your very eyes! Look upon him! Look at how he flinches and shifts in his seat at the mere mention of fluffy tails!
Your honour, this man is the mere definition of GUILTY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:32:50 2015 No.14097870 Do Kejourous have a Mofuverse too? Is it like a tentacle pit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:33:33 2015 No.14097872 >>14097862 You are ugly as shit, faggot Paws are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:33:37 2015 No.14097873 File: 132 KB, 800x800, Boxfox, part 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097854 I fail to see how this is a bad thing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:34:48 2015 No.14097876

>>14097868
>this man is the mere definition of GUILTY!
I'm not guilty I swear! I'll be just fine after I touch another fluffy tail. Just one more fluffy tail is all I ask, just one more. Gotta touch the fluffy tail man, gotta get my fix. Gotta get my mofu fix. Mofu fix. Mofu fix. Mofu fix. Just one more fluffy tail, please just one. Mofumofumofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:35:18 2015 No.14097878 >>14097873 See you after your vacation bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:35:41 2015 No.14097879 >>14097876 He's too far gone. Send him to the asylum

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:36:26 2015 No.14097880 >>14097876 Holy fucking shit anon. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:36:42 2015 No.14097882 >>14097873 >That censor job Anon

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:37:15 2015 No.14097884
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>>14097873
In most cases having too much of something is simply bad. Imagine if the entire world was fluffy tail, we'd all sufflicate.

>>14097878
He actually censored it. It took me a few seconds to realize though.

>>14097876
>>14097868
That's it. Enough of the bickering. I'm banishing both of you to the Kikiverse. Come back when you've learned to behave yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:37:58 2015 No.14097885 >>14097876 And this is why you don't do drugs kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:38:08 2015 No.14097887 I'm going to take 100 Gallons of Hathor Milk and dump it into the Mofuverse

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:38:29 2015 No.14097888 >>14097878 >>14097882 I say it still counts. No nipples visible. C'mon, I do this all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:38:51 2015 No.14097889 >>14097873 I want to get in that box with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:39:21 2015 No.14097891 >>14097884 >>14097888 Is it enough? I mean, that's a pretty risky method.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:40:10 2015 No.14097893 >>14097887 eew

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:40:37 2015 No.14097895 File: 159 KB, 785x1049, 22682831643c563f4149c21f4bbb1959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097891 I've never been banned for doing it before. Tempting fate? What's that now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:41:43 2015 No.14097900 >>14097876 Anon, you need help

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:42:41 2015 No.14097903 >>14097893 Your words mean nothing to me, I will personally drown the Mofuverse in Hathor goodness. It's the only way to stop it's fluffy power, or at least subside it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:43:54 2015 No.14097907 >>14097870 Kejourous have their own pit. I'm not sure you'd want to go there though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:44:30 2015 No.14097908 >>14097887 >>14097903 >tfw every single Kitsune in the world cries out in horror as all their tails are suddenly drenched with milk Good going anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:45:20 2015 No.14097910 >>14097860 Ah ok sorry about that ,you're right,I just read it. I thought that they rape their man after the erection but yeah they fuck men if they return their affections. They are much better than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:45:23 2015 No.14097911 >>14097903 You realize all that's gonna do is make the Mofuverse soggy right? There's literally no point other than being an asshole. You're not being a very good representative of Hathor's will anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:46:44 2015 No.14097913 >>14097907 Why, what is it like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:48:25 2015 No.14097915 >>14097913 Dark. And it smells like shampoo. But just when you think you've pinned down which shampoo, it switches to another nice shampoo-ish smell you like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:51:31 2015 No.14097919 >>14097908 >>14097911 All according to plan. I mean, what are the Kitsunes gonna do about it?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:54:37 2015 No.14097923

>>14097919
Every affected kitsune suddenly grabs a camera, and uses it to take a picture somewhere deep inside their own tails.
When they come back out, they have a picture of your face, and tell their husbands to track down this man, so they can exact revenge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:54:42 2015 No.14097924 >>14097919 I'm pretty sure other Hathorites will try to stop you. Extremists aren't very welcome anon. We don't force others to become our ideal or else we will become animals, like the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:56:15 2015 No.14097928 Omorashi [Y/N]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:57:10 2015 No.14097933 How much should monster girl sex involve monster parts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:58:44 2015 No.14097939 >>14097928 Y >>14097933 Just like human girl sex involves human parts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:58:56 2015 No.14097940 >>14097933 As much as the individuals involved want them to. Who are we, the bedroom police?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:59:13 2015 No.14097941 File: 260 KB, 476x349, 1429485878130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097928 Nuh-uh. Fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:59:44 2015 No.14097942 >>14097876 Prepare a life raft. Big enough for one. Food and water too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:00:28 2015 No.14097944 >>14095278 What exactly is different from a normal blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:01:01 2015 No.14097945 >>14097942 He isn't Huey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:01:21 2015 No.14097946 File: 270 KB, 450x600, AnadorableKikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick! Headpat the nearest Kikimora!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:01:22 2015 No.14097947 >>14097933 Decently so, but they shouldn't ever be the focus. Tentacle bondage yes, tentaclejobs no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:02:02 2015 No.14097950 >>14097946 I'd rather headpat a Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:02:05 2015 No.14097952 >>14097933 A lot of it, those monster bits are there because she's supposed to be using them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:02:23 2015 No.14097954 >>14097947 >tentaclejobs no Fag

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:02:54 2015 No.14097957

>>14097928
A tentative yes. I find fetishes like that can be arousing if they don't go wildly out of hand. It can be hard to write a fetish to appeal to vanilla tastes, but it can be done if you keep it as a sort of side dish you have alongside the main course. Or even a seasoning.

>>14097933
This >>14097939 >>14097940
Don't feel you have to force inclusion or exclusion of certain parts, especially if it makes the sex feel unnatural. If a harpy wants to attempt a wingjob, that's her prerogative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:03:39 2015 No.14097961 File: 390 KB, 800x1000, 1442354619661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097946 Ok- shit, I should have knocked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:04:28 2015 No.14097962 >>14097944 Extra suction is a requirement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:05:35 2015 No.14097966 >>14097957 What would you consider "natural"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:06:22 2015 No.14097967 >>14097961 Salvage the situation by finishing the job for her anon! She will appreciate it! And don't forget the headpat!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:06:47 2015 No.14097969

>>14097913

About a dozen or so Kejourou wait at the bottom of the pit. When you're tossed in there you won't even hit the bottom of it because they'll have caught you with their hair and from there they wrap you up, making their hair crawl underneath your clothing and stroke your defenseless skin. Unlike with a single kejourou where you might be able to move around a little bit, here you can't do so much as budge an inch with all of their hair on you. They'd whisper in your ears and kiss you every so often

And of course how could you forget the smell? With all of them grouped together in a single room the smell would quickly put you in a daze, each Kejourou's hair smelling distinct from each other in a combination. This means that not only could you break free but you'd be unable to even make the attempt. Naturally you'd be aroused quickly just from the smell alone but also from all the hair on you. From the hair underneath your shirt sleaves and pants it would be too much for any one man to bear.

They would notice it in an instant, giggling and exposing your penis to the air. They have some arguments on who should wrap their hair around whatever part of the penis with the common goal to make you ejaculate on all of their hair at once

After that some more of that hopefully they'll calm down and let you recover a little. They'll sit down and group around you. As you lay there, exhausted, depending on how much they took a liking to you they may decide to give you a massage. If you're lucky one of them will have a scalp massage tool and they'll begin work. With them massaging your shoulders, scalp and some hair brushing against you you'll relax and fall asleep.

And that's just one day. When it's all said and done you may wind up with a Kejourou wife who really took a liking to you, hugging your arm as you leave the pit.

Is that what you want to happen?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:07:09 2015 No.14097971

>>14097944
Did you mean to say "pawjob"?

I assume like that, she'd just do it upside down, giving you a nice view of her body as you drift through a big, empty room.
Then when you cum, she positions herself to suck up all the droplets of semen as if she was drinking them up through an invisible straw.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:07:22 2015 No.14097972

>>14097933
Don't go super crazy with them unless they're the main focus; tentaclejobs, long-tongued blowjobs, wingjobs, hairjobs, and full body massages. That being said, don't ignore them either. Things get really boring when you don't include/forget the monster bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:07:37 2015 No.14097973 >>14097967 and ear nibbling

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:42 2015 No.14097975 >>14097969 Yes that's exactly what I want to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:58 2015 No.14097977 >>14097971 But I want a blowjob, not a pawjob

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:08:58 2015 No.14097978

>>14097966
Where characters act in character, where flow and structure isn't broken, and where, if intimacy is involved, there's no concious avoiding of specific parts.
Likewise, don't try to force a footjob out of nowhere. Make sure something leads into it if you are going there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:10:34 2015 No.14097982 >>14097910 Yetis, calmly settling arguments and making the world a warmer place since 2012

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:11:11 2015 No.14097984 File: 260 KB, 888x714, 1442199178773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Werekitten cuddle pile

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:11:24 2015 No.14097986 >>14097967 How about I ruffle her hair while nibbling the nape of her neck, and tweak her love nub as she's three-fingers deep in her snatch

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:11:56 2015 No.14097989 >>14097978 Some parts are better off avoided though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:12:08 2015 No.14097991

>>14097977
Oh. Well, then you get a choice of two zero g blowjob positions.

Either you sixty-nine, with no tethers, floating in the middle of the room.
Or you can have her deepthroat you while you wrap your legs around her for support, putting you in the perfect position to play with her ears, and stroke her hair as it billows out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:13:14 2015 No.14097994 >>14097989 That's your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:13:59 2015 No.14097997 14 hours give or take a few until cross is gathering power. What's it going to be, Cu Sith? Another abomination or maybe something aquatic since we haven't had one of those in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:14:06 2015 No.14097998 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097975 Oh OK. Well have fun then!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:14:54 2015 No.14097999 >>14097301 I want to date this Walrus! Her tusks make her look moe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:16:17 2015 No.14098000 >>14097994 What about things like Gnome hands or Dragon claws or Holstaur/Minotaur hooves

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:16:40 2015 No.14098002 File: 268 KB, 328x480, charging.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097986 That is acceptable anon. But be sure to give her a headpat afterwards. And an ear nibble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:17:44 2015 No.14098003 >>14098000 Like I said, just your opinion man. In my opinion? All those things're perfectly acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:17:51 2015 No.14098004 What if you gave a Kikimora a headpat WITH BOTH HANDS?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:18:14 2015 No.14098006 >>14098000 >Gnome hands I dislike them, but some people really like them, and find them endearing. >Dragon claws Hot. >Holstaur/Minotaur hooves I'd be more impressed that someone would be able to pull of a sex scene involving this, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:18:17 2015 No.14098007 >>14097997 I want a Werebat subspecies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:18:39 2015 No.14098008 >>14098003 But they're better off not being used during sex. For your own safety.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:21:47 2015 No.14098011

>>14098008
I disagree.

If it were some recently transformed girl, sure, some things could be dangerous. But a girl who has lived her entire life, and grown up with these non-human features? She'd know precisely how to use them in a safe, controlled manner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:22:06 2015 No.14098012 >>14098004 She'll just recharge twice as fast.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:22:18 2015 No.14098013
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You live in a small town overshadowed by a large manor. In it lives a vampire that seems to have taken the town under her protection, using her wealth and influence to keep the town safe from bandits and invaders as well as pushing to make sure your small town always has a decent supply of goods at a fair price and having some of the kingdom's harsher laws waived for all of you. But you don't see much of her, just her servants who come to town for food and supplies, as well as sulking around town seemingly to keep an eyes on things.

You grow up and soon decide that you're in love with one of the monstergirls that also lives in the town with you. But before you can tel her of your feelings, you are approached in the street by one of the vampire's servants, who informs you that her mistress wants to see you. Following
her you soon come face-to-face with her mistress, who looks you over with a smirk.

She explains to you that the he has a deal with the town. As long as she protects the town, she gets to pick out a man every few months to entertain her. It seems that she has developed a taste for deflowering virgins, which is the reason she's picked out you. She casually mentions how war is brewing in the kingdom, and how she might be able to turn away the recruiters and mercenaries if she's satisfied. With that, she orders you to strip.

Do you allow her to have her way with you so you might have a simple life in the town with your love, or do you refuse, and risk being put in danger so you can be pure for her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:24:40 2015 No.14098017 >>14098013 Eh, I'm not hung up on the whole "Purity" shtick personally...but all the same, I'd turn her down. Less out of remaining "Pure" for the girl I like, and more just that I don't want to be used as some old-hag Vampire's disposable boy-toy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:25:59 2015 No.14098020 >>14098013 Threesome with the monstergirl lover, or I turn her down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:29:21 2015 No.14098027 >>14098004 EXTREME CHARGING

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:30:41 2015 No.14098031 >>14098004 >This is how shoggoths are born

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:31:50 2015 No.14098032 >>14098004 But Anon! That would cause a short circuit! You would burn out your Kiki!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:32:27 2015 No.14098034 File: 438 KB, 900x772, Maximum Over-Kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098004 That's a recipe for disaster, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:33:57 2015 No.14098038 >>14098013 Refuse but introduce her to videogames since she seems so bored.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:34:58 2015 No.14098042 >>14098034 I want a Kiki to make me lap tea off the floor!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:35:12 2015 No.14098043

>>14098032
You have to equip your Kiki with the HED (Headpat Enhancement Device), letting her activate her Hypermode.
She vents Headpat Energy through vigorous high-speed cleaning, tail wagging, and master appreciation.
Just make sure she doesn't enter a state of lust corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:41:32 2015 No.14098058 File: 928 KB, 992x1403, 1442330413856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:42:28 2015 No.14098061 >>14098058 Is that a sahuagin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:43:20 2015 No.14098064 >>14098061 Yeeup.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:44:46 2015 No.14098067

>>14098017
You refuse to take part in it and walk out. As she warned, soon the war recruiters come to take away all able bodied men, yourself included. It's a long and brutal war and not all of you survive. You get lucky and manage to get away with only a bum leg. The vampire makes sure everyone knows that everyone knows that she allowed this to happen because of you turning her down. Some villagers blame you for taking away their sons, brothers and fathers, while the ones who know the true culprit know to keep silent. You settle down with your love and try to live a simple life. it takes a while for the town to get back to it's former glory, as the wartime rations were very hard on it, stricter then usual in fact. But you still manage to get by.

>>14098020
She seems intrigued by this idea, as long as she gets most of your focus, she not here to be ignored for some tramp!

>>14098038
Now she spends most of her time playing video games inside of her room all day. She still demands men from the town, more often then usual so she can have them under her desk while she's gaming and brag to her online friends about all the dick she's getting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:45:25 2015 No.14098068 >>14098058 Why the hell is she wearing a hat and sunglasses and a jacket while she's underwater? Fashion is fucking bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:47:20 2015 No.14098076 >>14098013 Tell her I'm saving myself for another and demand she take responsibility if she goes through with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:47:34 2015 No.14098078 >>14098067 >Calling childhood friend/lover a tramp Well, give me the first option, I suppose. Hell, I'll lose the whole leg if it comes down to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:50:19 2015 No.14098087 >>14098067 Eh, all's well that ends well I suppose. A bit of hatred, a ruined leg, probably some mental scarring, but I kept my dignity and get to settle down with a nice girl.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:52:23 2015 No.14098094

>>14098076
She laughs for what seems like minutes. After she regains her composure she speaks. "No really. Strip."

>>14098078
It's not that bad. She can be in the same room as you, maybe even get in a orgasm or two! Just as long as she doesn't get more attention then the vampire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:56:19 2015 No.14098107 Which monstergirls would tell me to let their beauty intoxicate me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:57:06 2015 No.14098111 I want to court a Vampire

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:59:25 2015 No.14098117 >>14098111 What kind of vampire? A classy lady, a harsh mistress with a sweet side or an easily embarrassed chuuni?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:02:06 2015 No.14098123 >>14098117 Tomboy fed up with the old ways

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:03:07 2015 No.14098126 >>14096456 What claspers? All I see are weirdly position pectoral and pelvic fins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:04:52 2015 No.14098129 >>14098117 Not him, but give me a combination of the classy lady, and the mistresses with a soft center.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:10:52 2015 No.14098135 File: 446 KB, 1000x598, ray-kbys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fall in love with a Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:14:43 2015 No.14098143 >>14098135 Me too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:15:31 2015 No.14098146 Eye want to hug a monoeye

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:15:38 2015 No.14098147 >>14098135 I'll bop her on the nose!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:19:02 2015 No.14098152 I wonder how fun it would be to play videogames with a Gazer during the full moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:19:03 2015 No.14098153 >>14098135 I need to continue that VN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:21:49 2015 No.14098161 Would you believe your best monstergirl friend if she said full moons don't cause rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:25:12 2015 No.14098173 >>14098161 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:25:18 2015 No.14098174 >>14098161 I'd tell her to prove it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:25:55 2015 No.14098176 >>14098161 Yes because I'm already married

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:26:30 2015 No.14098178 >>14098161 Yeah and this I would offer to let her spend the night with me watching movies

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:27:42 2015 No.14098180

>>14098161
I would.

Actually, sometimes I feel like it'd be nice to be friends without going straight to sex and husbandoing. We could have all kinds of amusing conversations about all kinds of things (that don't involve sex, of course), go out to watch a movie or chill around at each other's houses playing vidya and eating snacks all day, and overall just do all kinds of silly and awkward stuff friends do and laugh it off without having to worry about keeping the "classiness and image" of a couple.

Not like I'm refusing having sex with monstergirls, that's great too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:27:44 2015 No.14098181 Remember to thank Paladin Chan for protecting you against those nasty monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:27:44 2015 No.14098182 >>14098161 I would report her to the nearest paladin for being a lying bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:28:13 2015 No.14098184 >>14098161 Wait really? Time to run through the streets tonight as a liberated person with this news of no rape i am free to watch the moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:28:15 2015 No.14098185 File: 702 KB, 900x950, 1385214757394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098161 I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:29:54 2015 No.14098188 >>14097984 it hurts to live

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:30:39 2015 No.14098190 >>14098185 This little red cloth is just a accessory, so it would be fine if you took it off of me right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:31:20 2015 No.14098195 >>14098161 Of course. She wouldn't lie to me about something like that. Not that I would mind if she did, so it's really a win-win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:31:42 2015 No.14098197 >>14098161 Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:32:14 2015 No.14098200 >>14098180 That sounds great. I would love to take a Succubus to the State Fair and just enjoy the day as best friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:32:15 2015 No.14098201 >>14098190 I can't possibly see what problems that might cause.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:36:22 2015 No.14098206 I want to hide in my 'fraidy hole during the full moon to escape rape

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:41:50 2015 No.14098212

>>14098206
Dude. You need to be in a concrete bunker reinforced with unobtainium, with the walls warded against teleportation bullshit, in an undisclosed location, in order to truly escape the rape.

Even then, a Lilim who cared enough could just tell your bunker to not exist anymore and warp you to her lair, so you're not 100% safe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:42:25 2015 No.14098215 I want to hug an elf for being a great friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:43:15 2015 No.14098218 >>14098161 Yeah sure, but just in case I'm spending the full moon in her basement while we drink beer and play halo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:43:51 2015 No.14098222 >>14098212 I mean that fucker can survive a tornado so I will trust it to protect me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:45:21 2015 No.14098230 >>14098215 that is all a ruse for rape right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:45:51 2015 No.14098232 File: 28 KB, 726x207, drunkushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098190

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:46:28 2015 No.14098235 >>14098212 Why not just make a deal with a married Lilim and clean her gutters in exchange for a concealment spell on full moon nights?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:46:46 2015 No.14098236 >>14098230 Nope I just want to hug an Elf platonicly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:47:36 2015 No.14098240 >>14098215 I want to blankly stare at a monster girl when she tries to hit on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:48:17 2015 No.14098242 File: 484 KB, 682x835, 1431235011177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098190 >"Hey buddy, you got medical insurance?~..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:48:45 2015 No.14098246 I wonder if monstergirls would hate cuckqueans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:50:31 2015 No.14098256 >>14097999 But Anon, she's a chubby Walrus! You wouldn't want to share Oysters with a girl like her would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:50:58 2015 No.14098259 >>14098242 Not like the answer would change anything. God I would hate to be the husband of a shitty spider cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:51:38 2015 No.14098263 >>14098256 But she's so soft! I want to hug her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:51:57 2015 No.14098267 >>14098246 They would find it really, really weird .

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:54:06 2015 No.14098271 >>14098235 She's gonna set you up with one of her sisters.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:55:24 2015 No.14098278

>>14098242
I actually don't.
Assuming you don't outright kill me from crushing my entire lower body, not only would I never walk properly again, meaning I couldn't work, you would also bankrupt me in medical bills.
So yeah, thanks a lot for taking that seal off. It really enhanced the experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:56:08 2015 No.14098280 >>14095305 I'd ask who's behind this but I already know the one person who wants fucking smut of that MH creature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:56:50 2015 No.14098282 File: 343 KB, 769x1000, BicornButterT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098246 This one seems to get by OK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:57:47 2015 No.14098285 >>14098282 >Butter T That's rocknroll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:58:37 2015 No.14098288 >>14098246 No they would be open to anything even getting cucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:01:21 2015 No.14098292 >>14098282 I wonder if bicorns like different 'flavors' of demonic energy attached to their man. Like one that collects muscle types for her bishie, or one that gets danderes for her bara husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:02:39 2015 No.14098294 >>14098285 Really? It looks Butter-T esque. Well, thankyou for correcting me. >>14098292 Maybe. I dunno. I generally try not to think about them at all, because harems a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:03:58 2015 No.14098297 I want to watch a colony of Walrus Girls lying about and being lazy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6tEQCSsRA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:04:02 2015 No.14098298 >>14098232 >Someone has a cap of that thing I wrote I'm so happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:06:23 2015 No.14098306 I want to befriend an Elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:10:47 2015 No.14098312 I want to ignore and walk away from an elf while she goes on a tirade about how Elves are superior to everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:12:19 2015 No.14098318 Which monstergirls would excel in Keijo? http://i.imgur.com/yVqpef4.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:13:58 2015 No.14098320 I want to teach an elf how to shoot guns to prevent her from getting raped and then get raped by her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:14:57 2015 No.14098324 >>14098312 I want to stuff a ball gag in her mouth and spank her ass raw until she admits that she was wrong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:15:43 2015 No.14098325 Nice Shoggoth 3D model but hooray it needs registration on that place to view. http://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td23575

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:15:54 2015 No.14098326 >>14098318 Wight, Troll, Kakuen, Cheshire, Scylla, Lamiass Lamias, and Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:17:36 2015 No.14098329 >>14098325 >Download unity web player! yeah no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:18:24 2015 No.14098331 >>14098324 I want to sit on her face while she's gagged and tied up and bounce my cock on her forehead!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:19:26 2015 No.14098333 >>14098263 >>14098297 You're weird But I like that, I want a Walrus girl to cuddle too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:19:48 2015 No.14098334 >>14098242 I want to embarrass an Ushi by rubbing her head and telling her she's super cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:21:03 2015 No.14098338 >>14098325 >Need Unity >Thought I already had it >Fuck it install it again >Need Unity this is fucking bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:22:22 2015 No.14098341 >>14098325 >>14098329 >>14098338 What the fuck is with Japan and making god awful websites?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:23:05 2015 No.14098345 >>14098338 >Unity >Ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:23:14 2015 No.14098346 >>14098242 >If I said no, would you let me go? >I mean, I do, but look, I don't think I have the time or the physical stamina to

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:24:55 2015 No.14098350 I want to take a Succubus on a romantic date

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:26:30 2015 No.14098352 >>14098334 I want to come home and find my Ushi-Oni waifu without her seal, and wearing nothing but a silky camisole and pantsu, while hugging a "YES" pillow and whispering my name with heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:27:45 2015 No.14098353 File: 144 KB, 727x418, shoggoth3d1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098325 This is pretty good OP material On the other hand I've already made two shoggoth OPs what do

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:28:25 2015 No.14098355 >>14095872 but there's nothing erotic about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:29:35 2015 No.14098356 >>14098297 I'm going to attempt to carry a Walrus girl, fall because she's too tubby, and decide to just lay in bed and cuddle her instead since that's easier!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:30:08 2015 No.14098357 File: 51 KB, 536x345, 1440975550228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098353 Embrace R'lyeh, enjoy all the waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:30:09 2015 No.14098358 >>14098353 >what do Remove abominations, that's what you should do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:31:00 2015 No.14098361 >>14098355 it's boring, less

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:32:21 2015 No.14098365 >>14098353 Give me one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:32:54 2015 No.14098366 >>14098353 Shiggity Shiggith I want the booty of that Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:33:07 2015 No.14098367 >>14098355 less you should draw Haohi/Alpkai yuri. That would both be hot and not cause shitstorms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:33:46 2015 No.14098369 File: 95 KB, 610x382, thevoid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098325 It stinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:33:50 2015 No.14098371 I want to hire a shog and a kiki and ask that the two get along

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:33:56 2015 No.14098372 >>14098353 We need more Shoggoth stories but the only two faggots I know of who did one (Well moreso one than two) were Ovaries and Harblador I am left wanting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:34:45 2015 No.14098375 >>14098352 Drawfags, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:34:47 2015 No.14098376 >>14098355 Not even it being lewd would get rid of the "oh boy, I'm going to put two steel donuts in a room so senpai can notice me" feeling to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:35:07 2015 No.14098377 I want monster girls in /hbg/ to shitpost about Human Boy Powerlevels!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:35:22 2015 No.14098378

>>14098200
I wonder how having a Ushi-Oni friend would be.

>She approaches you with something in her claws
>"Hey, Anon!"
"Oh hey, Josie. What's up? ...Hey, you look tired. What happened?"
>"Don't worry, I'm good. Guess what?"
"You spend the whole night marathoning Dragonball or something?"
>"Hehe, nah."
"...You, uh...you got a new seal?"
>"Nnnnope."
"...You broke something again, didn't you?"
>"Wha-- no! I promised I'd never breaking something again after last time!"
>Which was your front door, two days ago
>She pouts as you chuckle heartily
"Just messing with you, but I give up. What's new?"
>She stretches her arm in your direction and proudly shows you a smartphone with a confident look on her face
>It's pink and has numerous pendants of tiny animals and flowers dangling from it
>"I got a new phone!"
"Oh hey, that's pretty cool."
>"I know, right? Now I don't need to come all the way to your house to invite you to go play videogames at my place!"
"You mean drag me out without my consent."
>"Exactly!"
"Alright, sounds more convenient to be warned beforehand. Wanna exchange numbers?"
>"Yeah!...Uh, sure..."
"Hm? Something wrong?"
>"Actually I came here to ask for your help."
>.......
"Your claws are too big for it, aren't they?"
>"...Y-Yes."
"Alright, I'll help you with it. We can go buy a BigMeatyPaws smartphone pen for your later."
>"They SELL THOSE?"
"Yep. By the way, how did you even manage to put these pendants on your phone if you can't even use it properly? These things are pretty small."
>"Well, I...I spent the whole night putting them on BUT that doesn't matter right now! Let's go buy that pen thing!"
"Huh? Wait, I--"
>She picks you up and eagerly dashes away to the nearest store

Adventures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:35:48 2015 No.14098380 >>14098353 I want to molest a shoggoth by poking her butt with my dick while she cleans the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:36:11 2015 No.14098381 >>14098377 I bet Presidents could defeat demon lord

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:36:18 2015 No.14098382 >>14098376 uh, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:36:40 2015 No.14098384 >>14098375 Do we really need more Ushi-Oni art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:37:08 2015 No.14098385 >>14098365 >>14098366 Here you go Put on some 3d glasses so the shoggoth booty just pops out at you http://i.imgur.com/PE8MFGm.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:37:37 2015 No.14098387 >>14098384 I do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:37:45 2015 No.14098388 >>14098378 cute, I need stories about monstergirl friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:37:56 2015 No.14098390 >>14098381 Donald Trump for Chief God.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:38:31 2015 No.14098391 >>14098384 Not as much as we need Apsara or Kakuen art, but still maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:38:57 2015 No.14098393 >>14098387 Well, that's an honest answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:40:05 2015 No.14098397 >>14098390 Build wall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:40:16 2015 No.14098399 >>14098385 Surely Shoggoths classy enough to not booty pop! Leave booty popping to uneducated P'Orcs who take selfies with hashtags like #YORO

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:40:52 2015 No.14098401 I want to leave my neck unguarded around vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:41:44 2015 No.14098403 I want to pass out in the middle of a vampire feeding from me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:41:53 2015 No.14098404 >>14098378 10/10 would be hype

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:42:10 2015 No.14098406 >>14098377 Cute scholarly boys>Rich masters >Butlers> Bullyable dorks> Paladins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:42:37 2015 No.14098407 I want to force a Vampire to feed on my blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:42:52 2015 No.14098408 >>14098377 I dread the notion of a geeky gazer making a Madara pasta type thing for Anon in her room while getting hot and bothered

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:43:10 2015 No.14098410 >>14098406 That's retarded. You're fired.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:43:55 2015 No.14098412 >>14098355 I want to see Haohi getting NTR'ed by Anon's self-insert, something like the purple guy dicking AlpAkai while Haohi comes inside the room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:43:59 2015 No.14098415 I just want to befriend a vampire, nothing sexual or anything just a nice friend to talk to during the night on skype or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:44:45 2015 No.14098416 >>14098410 It's in order how good they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:44:54 2015 No.14098417 >>14098378 >dragging me outside/anywhere without my consent Into the trash/10. Would not be friends with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:46:04 2015 No.14098420 >>14098416 I know, and your order is stupid. Clean your desk anon, you're done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:46:12 2015 No.14098422 >>14098378 10/10 would befriend. I need more stuff with monstergirl friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:46:17 2015 No.14098423 >>14098406 >>14098377 anon > everyone else

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:46:41 2015 No.14098424 >>14098416 But that order is completely wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:47:29 2015 No.14098425 >>14098378 that was really gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:47:37 2015 No.14098427 >>14098424 Prove it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:48:10 2015 No.14098429 >>14098415 But that is wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:48:32 2015 No.14098431 File: 44 KB, 474x600, mercubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty close to the "Lilim with monster parts" request from the earlier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:49:23 2015 No.14098432 >>14098378 I want to give my tomboy childhood friend Ushioni a full body massage after her running practice and have her tremble from how good she's feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:49:29 2015 No.14098433 >>14098427 >putting shota in first place >ever We don't need to prove shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:49:45 2015 No.14098437 >>14098387 http://imgur.com/a/hW0fq

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:51:03 2015 No.14098443 I want to hold hands with a Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:51:14 2015 No.14098444 >>14098431 So... she's a demon koi fish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:52:32 2015 No.14098449 >>14098437 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:52:39 2015 No.14098450 >>14098433 I think he doesn't imply shota with 'boy'. If he does, he truly is a fag. >>14098444 Mercubus (mermaid + succubus) is all the author gives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:53:44 2015 No.14098454 >>14098429 No it's not, having a completely non-sexual relationship with a monster girl is perfectly fine. I want to chat with my monster girl best friend during a full moon over voice chat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:55:53 2015 No.14098464 >>14098454 That sounds like a nice way to lift up a monstergirl's mood on a horrible full moon night

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:57:57 2015 No.14098466 >>14098454 >I want to chat with my monster girl best friend during a full moon over voice chat! Monstruo quiere, pero no puede.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:59:33 2015 No.14098469 I want to give a Kejourou a friendly and platonic scalp massage

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:59:36 2015 No.14098470

>>14098408
>'Cool story OP, but is there any Demon Lord who can even TOUCH Anon?'
>'I'm not talking about Anon evolved into an Agito. I'm not even talking about Anon evolved into Agito and fused with the Kuuga belt to become a Super Evolved being. Hell I'm not even talking about Super Evolved Rune King Anon.
>I'm Talking about Ultimate Rising Agito/Kuuga Rune King Anon whose become a Limit Breaker has all the Infinity Gems, Speedforce, has Altered Gates of Babylon that can summon Excalibur, Durandal, Caliburn, Gae Bolg, Gungir, Mjolnir, and other Mythical Weapons, The Tome of Eternal Kings that allows him to Summon Alexander, Tiamat, Bahamut ZERO, Super Godzilla, Getter Emperor, Super TTGL, and Full Possession Shurouga, has Complete knowledge of Hadou, Haki, Ripple, The Spin and is a Master of Unconscious Transmigration of Soul allowing him Hokuto Shin Ken, Nanto Sei Ken and several other killing fighting styles, and has the ability to create a Table, Ladder and Chair factory all while wanting No Trouble?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:59:49 2015 No.14098472
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>>14098443
>You will never hold hands with a Shoggoth
>You will never loom the bridge between the Dreamlands and our world with Atlach-Nacha
>You will never walk among the clouds with Ithaqua
>You will never wallow in the unbegotten source of Ubbo-Sathla
>You will never be athirst with the knowledge of the Hounds of Tindalos
>You will never offer blood tithes to get Harblador not burned out on writing to make all of these a reality

It hurts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:00:40 2015 No.14098474 >>14098406 I can see kikis and vampires shitposting about who are better, masters or butlers. Or alices defending their bara onii-chans against mermaids who are bishie lovers. I like to imagine /hbg/ situations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:00:57 2015 No.14098476 >>14098431 Who drew this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:01:11 2015 No.14098477 >>14098454 >"S-So. Where are you right now?" >"You know I can't tell you that." >"Aw C-Come oooon. Why noooot?" >"I can hear you masturbating right now." >"What?" >"Yeah, It's really loud." >CALL DISCONNECTED.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:01:19 2015 No.14098479 >>14098472 I want to hug Cthulhu-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:02:20 2015 No.14098481 >>14098437 You're a pretty cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:02:30 2015 No.14098482 File: 505 KB, 1015x1513, 01 (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098454 What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:02:46 2015 No.14098483 >>14098474 >liking O type blood pleb taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:03:59 2015 No.14098486 >>14098477 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:05:18 2015 No.14098489 I wanna invite a vampire into my home

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:05:35 2015 No.14098490 >>14098474 >Cowgirls talk about dick sizes that can fit between their giant breasts. >The one flatty who tries saying 'what about tiny penises?' >'What are you, gay?'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:05:40 2015 No.14098491 >>14098425 why do you think it's gay? because they didn't fuck on sight?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:06:20 2015 No.14098493

>>14098466
That would be nice.
>Trying to talk her through the night, trying to keep her focus off of her ever-increasing libido by talking to her, telling her to use her hands to do a puzzle or something.
>When you tell her to "use her hands," she can only think of pleasuring herself, while you're still on the phone with her.
>You hang up, because listening to her schlicking to you is still too embarrassing for you
>A half-hour later, you hear a gentle knocking on the door of the room you've locked yourself in
>With her calmly asking "Hello? Are you there? I've calmed down, do you mind if I come in?"
>She hasn't calmed down

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:06:41 2015 No.14098494 >>14098437 You are my favorite person in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:06:57 2015 No.14098495 >>14098490 >Hey guys what about cuntboys? >go back to /c/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:07:31 2015 No.14098498 >>14098401 >>14098403 >>14098407 >>14098489 I think we got it the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:09:43 2015 No.14098504 >>14098479 >Calling the Lord/Lady of R'lyeh -chan >Not -sama

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:10:15 2015 No.14098508 >>14098493 Well she is saying it so calmly, might as well let her in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:11:15 2015 No.14098512 >>14098508 Last words of a bachelor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:11:38 2015 No.14098514 >>14098504 >calling anyone -sama Beta weebs pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:11:41 2015 No.14098515 >>14098504 time to roll for sanity loss

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:12:25 2015 No.14098517 >>14098470 >You will never fight a monster girl and completely surprise her with your strength. >She will never ask what the hell you are. >You will never reply with "I'm just a mere human!" This world sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:12:35 2015 No.14098520 >>14098483 What would be the most refined blood type?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:12:57 2015 No.14098521 >>14098512 Maybe the clock says 12:01, I mean that is how that works right? Besides she doesn't sound crazy so she must be normal again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:13:35 2015 No.14098523 >>14098482 Absolutely nothing anon, she's a big girl and I trust her to control herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:13:36 2015 No.14098524 >>14098477 Call her back and say "i didn't say stop"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:14:32 2015 No.14098526 >>14098520 Well if we go by rarest that would be AB- http://www.redcrossblood.org/learn-about-blood/blood-types

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:14:46 2015 No.14098527 >>14098520 Yours. Or that's at least what your waifu would say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:16:16 2015 No.14098531 I want to invest in a small startup Tanuki run company

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:16:42 2015 No.14098532 File: 21 KB, 362x270, type_vii_uboat_6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098523

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:17:27 2015 No.14098535 >>14098532 God fucking dammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:17:56 2015 No.14098538 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bounce on a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:19:07 2015 No.14098543 >>14098531 Seems like a smart investment. Hope you like free samples and 'thank you' dinners with the owner that aren't dates in name only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:19:23 2015 No.14098544 >>14098532 do you want to fuck ships?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:20:14 2015 No.14098551 >>14098544 >boats 'n hos the secret is that the boats are the hos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:21:04 2015 No.14098554 File: 935 KB, 1488x1217, 1424888861166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098544 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:22:07 2015 No.14098556 >>14098526 Almost, AB+. Dang it genetic lottery, did you do something absolutely right about me ONCE? >>14098527 Yeah, one could guess. No matter how you look at it, at least monstergirls non-existing leaves it to us to imagine them better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:22:42 2015 No.14098558 >>14098524 She'd probably get flustered. Then she'd turn on video chat so you can watch. Then she'd ask if you'd do it with her after the full moon is over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:23:16 2015 No.14098560 >>14098543 wait free samples? I thought I was donated to something that had to do with space travel and electric cars

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:23:20 2015 No.14098561 File: 348 KB, 708x1000, 058d752827250f7e2f7d242f93ae7efa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098544 I would

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:23:38 2015 No.14098562 File: 250 KB, 392x555, 1439414310481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098544 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:24:25 2015 No.14098567 >>14098558 why not now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:25:09 2015 No.14098569 >>14098556 >almost If it makes you feel any better, I'm AB-

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:25:20 2015 No.14098572 >>14098526 >>14098556 Maybe they'd like Universal Donor blood the best? I'm an O+, which is almost the Universal Donor. How would a Vampire like my blood?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:25:29 2015 No.14098573 File: 337 KB, 1114x1419, 1430067972290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098544 Eh, why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:25:53 2015 No.14098575 Is it wrong to be disappointed in your own inability to flesh out a continuation to a story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:26:03 2015 No.14098576 >>14098560 Well, she wants to make sure her biggest investor likes the design and reliability of the FLYING CAR, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:26:21 2015 No.14098577 I want boatsluts to leave, you have your own thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:26:29 2015 No.14098578 I want to video chat with monster girls on full moon nights

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:27:20 2015 No.14098582 >>14098575 Only if you don't do anything about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:27:23 2015 No.14098583 >>14098578 Make it pay-per-view.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:27:56 2015 No.14098585 >>14098572 Well all normal blood wouldn't be horrible so i guess O&A would be common types probably the most sold due to ease of getting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:29:12 2015 No.14098588 >>14098576 Fuck yeah flying cars, always a good thing to give money to tanukis. Would ask to help out around in the office to show gratitude

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:30:11 2015 No.14098592

>>14098567
Because she's afraid of breaking your pelvis anon! She treasures you as both a friend, and the target of her deepest, lewdest fantasies. Like kissing, or holding hands, or viciously riding you and not stopping until you've come inside her at least 20 times so she's sure you impregnated her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:31:25 2015 No.14098594 I want to tell a monster that she does not love me, and that the moon is just causing her to feel lust

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:31:45 2015 No.14098595 >>14098470 The sad part is I got every single reference in there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:32:20 2015 No.14098599 I want to angrily demand that a Ushi-oni that's taken a liking to me to break my pelvis into dust!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:33:47 2015 No.14098605 Elves are gentle and need to be protected

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:34:16 2015 No.14098608 >>14098599 >"...You want me to do what?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:34:28 2015 No.14098609 Would you star as a protagonist in a Toku show where you have to "fight" monster girls if given the opportunity /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:35:11 2015 No.14098610 >>14098608 >And then Anon passed out drunk on his ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:35:18 2015 No.14098611 File: 105 KB, 421x437, 1373842181934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098605

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:35:25 2015 No.14098612 File: 952 KB, 1000x1409, Angel Harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Angelic Harpies anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:36:00 2015 No.14098614 >>14098353 There is also Mero and Sandworm 3D models. Sandworm doesn't load for some reason though. Probably she is too big of a girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:36:13 2015 No.14098615 >>14098609 I've got an old greentext about something like that buried somewhere. One second.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:36:55 2015 No.14098616 >>14098611 I want to protect elves from lewdness

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:36:58 2015 No.14098617

You've been hired off the street by an eccentric/desperate company seeking some way to survive to come up with products to help them gain a profit. You'll be compensated with 5% of the profits, so it'll be lucrative if they do well. There isn't anything to lose either. The only thing is, you need to try and fit it towards the MGs that the company believes are a prime market to sell to.
Roll 5 MGs and come up with some sort of product they may be able to use.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:37:25 2015 No.14098618 >>14098610 >Ushi then takes the opportunity to call a taxi and take the poor sap back to his house before leaving

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:37:32 2015 No.14098619 >>14098592 but anon what if i fantasize about that with her too? even the hand holding

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:38:58 2015 No.14098622 I want an Apophis to give me love bites on my neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:39:05 2015 No.14098623 >>14098618 She was supposed to take me back to her place and grind my pelvis into dust from the rough sex! Not be nice to me. Damn it all! Back to the drawing board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:39:15 2015 No.14098624 >>14098612 Any harpies any time. Harpies are olev!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:40:01 2015 No.14098628

>>14098615
Found it.
Warning: It's shitty.

>Monstergirls invade your world outta nowhere
>Scientist Dad gives you a belt, says only you can save the world from brutal rape.
>Become a Kamen Rider
>Save the world on a daily basis.
>After a year of fighting, finally defeat the Lilim in charge of the invasion.
>World saved.
>Find out that not only is every monstergirl you ever fought alive, they're all madly in love with you.
>Yes that includes the Lilim.
>Dad has remodeled your house to accommodate them
>Your life is now a Harem anime.
>Goddamnit you didn't want this
>You just wanted to marry your childhood friend.
>Life is suffering

The idea would be that the main gimmick of the belt would be little chips that give the Rider weapons based on monstergirls, only modified for combat.
Being Kamen Rider Hunter would be pretty cool.
With the secondary rider, Kamen Rider Paladin being the childhood friend.
The Harem shenanigans would be a seperate show after the main show ends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:41:04 2015 No.14098632 >>14098622 Any girl giving love bites would be cute. Ever imagined getting one from a Ghoul? Must be heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:41:54 2015 No.14098634 >>14098612 She's super cute.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:42:20 2015 No.14098635
File: 357 KB, 731x419, Sandworm3d1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14098614
I got it to load but I hope it's intentional that it stops at the head of the worm body

Also this thing keeps crashing my browser and might be interfering with my attempts to download Dungeon Meshi but it's sooooo goooood

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:42:27 2015 No.14098636

>>14098619
Get ready for her to do everything she's ever fantasized about with you with hearts in her eyes.
What species are you thinking anon? Because she'll do EVERYTHING she possibly can. Paizuri, Naizuri, Thighjobs, Tailjobs, Blowjobs, Anal, Handjobs, Footjobs, Handholding sex in the missionary position, whatever you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:43:31 2015 No.14098639 File: 1.58 MB, 1200x3566, Climax Liberator Orga..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098628 Or you could just be pic related and have way more fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:43:33 2015 No.14098640 >>14098635 3d monstergirl game modeled by this guy when? Preferably with a First Person viewpoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:44:36 2015 No.14098641 File: 358 KB, 2070x1604, 1441045761437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098624 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:45:41 2015 No.14098642 >>14098639 Nah, I'd rather the Kamen Rider Hunter thing. Specifically because of the "Oh shit" factor some of the form changes could cause. MODE CHANGE: USHI-ONI HUNTER.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:46:25 2015 No.14098645 >>14098635 >Dungeon Meshi What is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:47:12 2015 No.14098649 >>14098641 Know of any good harpy pastes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:49:58 2015 No.14098656 >>14098636 Either kitsune or ushi. leaning on the ushi side

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:50:54 2015 No.14098661 >>14098582 I want to but at the same time, I dunno Anon, if it's worth pursuing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:51:12 2015 No.14098664

>>14098617
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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:52:58 2015 No.14098667 >>14098664 >no capslock

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:53:30 2015 No.14098669 >>14098664 >Not in all caps Fucking PHONY.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:53:54 2015 No.14098670

>>14098645
http://i.imgur.com/M4QL2M0.png
From what I've heard it's a manga about a group of adventurers who go dungeon crawling, but they're broke and need food so they make it out of the monsters they kill.

I like how they could've explained a living armor as being animated by magic but instead they went with its interior being controlled by a colony of mollusks.

Favorite quote so far: "That means there's a way to beat it... and a way to eat it!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:55:31 2015 No.14098672 >>14098667 >>14098669 I am only a trainee in the way of Billy Mays(PBUH)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:56:29 2015 No.14098673 >>14098661 Let it out, anon. What troubles you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:58:39 2015 No.14098677 >>14098673 Everything. Crippling self doubt, work being a pain in the ass, we didn't start the fire, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:58:41 2015 No.14098678 >>14098617 >Karakasa-Obake >Kobold >Dark Priest >Dark Slime >Dhampir Tubberware? I have no idea.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:01:30 2015 No.14098687

>>14098677
That's normal, though. Mark of becoming a gud writefag is to stop caring and shit out whatever pops in your head, and then whenever people tell you something sucks you just get a habit to avoid it. Trial and error, no progression of 'becoming better', just posting things even if you think they're shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:02:00 2015 No.14098690 >>14098617 >Lizard, Crow, Harpy, Sahuagin and Dormouse Pillows. Also, waterproof pillow cases, since almost none of those will find a willing man. Even if I do like all of them, myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:03:29 2015 No.14098693 File: 329 KB, 1200x900, 38836224_134851670976[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098664 Shit man

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:07:31 2015 No.14098699 >>14098693 Somehow, it still feels like he's alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:14:13 2015 No.14098719 >>14098699 OF COURSE HE'S STILL ALIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROn5o91t0ck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:15:01 2015 No.14098722 >>14098699 He'll always be alive in our hearts, anon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:16:03 2015 No.14098728

>>14098693
>>14098664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIOndFPIGaI

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:16:42 2015 No.14098730 >>14098699 He got sucked into the MG universe and sells things to lonely Monster Girls now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:17:56 2015 No.14098732 >>14098728 as the original write. THANKS YOU HAVE IMPROVED IT SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:18:01 2015 No.14098733 File: 49 KB, 437x599, NOW THAT'S THE BEE BAZOOKA'S KNEES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098728

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:19:40 2015 No.14098741 File: 722 KB, 741x900, Rise and shine, Farmhands!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:20:21 2015 No.14098744 >>14098728 I need to see this drawn

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:20:55 2015 No.14098745 >>14098733 I miss this man so much. We need a lich to bring him back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:21:45 2015 No.14098748 >>14098741 I want to play with her big squishies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:22:06 2015 No.14098750 >>14098745 But if you use the wrong type of lich Billy might come back as a zombie girl. Then everything would be fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:22:36 2015 No.14098752 >>14098538 >Wurm wraps herself around you >You dive into a massive bouncy castle together >Boucy castle sex ensues

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:23:26 2015 No.14098755 >>14098750 I need to see a Tanuki Billy Mays

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:23:30 2015 No.14098756 File: 156 KB, 484x536, wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098752 We all know she would deflate it instantly and be horribly depressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:23:42 2015 No.14098757 >>14098748 After you've collected Cockatric eggs first, there's lots of work to do, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:24:16 2015 No.14098759 >>14098750 You hear that? That's the sound of 6 million tanuki hearts breaking in two

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:24:30 2015 No.14098760 >>14098757 Work later, groping now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:25:23 2015 No.14098763 File: 211 KB, 713x1000, horsepanties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your Centaur keep her junk properly covered? Horse pussy just airing out for the world to see would be a point of embarrassment for the husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:25:31 2015 No.14098764 >>14098759 Sounds surprisingly pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:26:44 2015 No.14098766 >>14098763 Anon she's not real, how the fuck would anyone know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:26:57 2015 No.14098768 >>14098755 Tanuki Billy Mays selling Anubis Butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:27:01 2015 No.14098770 >>14098760 >"COCK-A-DOODLE-D- Ahnn!~ Not so rough!~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:27:05 2015 No.14098771 >>14098759 oy vey anotha shoah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:27:13 2015 No.14098773 >>14098763 Yes she does, I make her wear a chastity belt at all times, unless I decide to dick her.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:28:40 2015 No.14098778

>>14098756
Then instead of a bouncy castle, get one of those huge inflatable blocks people do stunt jumps into. Those deflate partially upon impact, so just get a version which still retains some bounce.

Alternatively, pay a wizard to cast featherweight on the wurm, or splice her genes with that of a Kesaran pasaran.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:29:07 2015 No.14098779 best way to not get raped in mgc wear one of those dick cages

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:29:32 2015 No.14098782 >>14098768 >Anubis Butter. Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:29:41 2015 No.14098784 >>14098778 I have no fucking idea what that last thing is but I like the original idea since a light Wurm does not not sound very fun to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:29:57 2015 No.14098788 >>14098779 Is that Nic Cage's brother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:30:25 2015 No.14098789 >>14098778 >splice her genes with that of a Kesaran pasaran. >fluffy Wurm >touch fuzzy, get dizzy Wurm >warm cuddles with fuzzy, fluffy Wurm yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:31:23 2015 No.14098791 >>14098784 You mean Kesaran pasaran? Anon, maybe you should take another look at the Monstergirl Encyclopedia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:32:07 2015 No.14098793 >>14098791 Well fuck it is late and I am tired. I feel dumb as fuck now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:32:34 2015 No.14098795 >>14098779 Or just move to a secluded, deserted place away from civilization. Way easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:33:00 2015 No.14098796 >>14098763 Of course she does. wouldn't want to waste what I put in her would we? Takes a lot of manticore venom to cumflate a clydesdale centaur. Even put a remote vibrator in her to plug it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:33:14 2015 No.14098797 >>14098788 I bet Nicolas Cage's face would stop a rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:33:28 2015 No.14098798 >>14098779 Those are nice from time to time. As long as you've got the keys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:33:29 2015 No.14098799 >>14098793 Get some sleep, perhaps. The thread will still be here in a few hours after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:33:58 2015 No.14098801 >>14098795 So Into the Wild with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:34:58 2015 No.14098803 >>14098798 SHIIT, what kind of MG would run a lock pick service?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:35:07 2015 No.14098804 >>14098801 Yeah, except there wouldn't be any monstergirls around to bother you if you lived in a cave in the middle of a desertic nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:35:13 2015 No.14098805 >>14098797 If Nic Cage's regular face stops monstergirls from raping, you could probably show them the transformation scene from Ghost Rider 2 and turn them asexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:35:23 2015 No.14098807 File: 68 KB, 641x756, IMG_0352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098779 Just get Gaston to protect you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:36:01 2015 No.14098810 >>14098803 Dragons or Cyclops. A Tanuki too, but she'd probably price gouge the fuck outta you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:36:50 2015 No.14098811 File: 80 KB, 1000x400, 14357845354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098804 As long as you know how to survive!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:36:56 2015 No.14098812 >>14098805 Shit maybe we have gone too far, we can't make everyone a Cagesexual

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:39:26 2015 No.14098817

>>14098811
Can't be hard. Hunting lizards and snakes and bugs to eat might take some time to get used to, but I'll manage. /k/ taught me how to build a water well for rain water so I'm all good. A small sacrifice for peace from all the husbandoing that'd go around everywhere else.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:41:13 2015 No.14098819

>>14098782
Anubis Butter is a mysterious product, indeed. It's specialised to soften, moisturise and lubricate skin, as well as restore the sheen, lustre and soft fullness to fur.
Rub it on an anubis specifically, and they'll get all warm and relaxed, even more susceptible to the pleasure of massaging, petting, or even just simple skin contact.

But despite all this, and the fact that you can buy it in nearly any supermarket, nobody actually knows what's in it, or how it's made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:41:56 2015 No.14098821 >>14098773 >>14098796 So am I catching that wives in MGC run around with buttplugs and vibrator belts all the time? Would make for an awkward bus ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:43:22 2015 No.14098824 Monstergirls wouldn't molest a mute man, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:44:38 2015 No.14098825 >>14098824 Sorry Anon, but that's getting you extra molested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:44:46 2015 No.14098826 File: 303 KB, 1000x883, 1442194273884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh Oh! This cheshire climbs on top of you and wants to you to fuck her, even though she's all sweaty. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:45:46 2015 No.14098827 I wonder if a Tanuki would like a rare coin as a gift for being a wonderful friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:46:35 2015 No.14098829 >>14098826 Tell her her fur and eyes are actually very pretty.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:46:37 2015 No.14098830

>>14098821
>wives in MGC run around with buttplugs and vibrator belts all the time?
I mean, people have to work anon, everyone can't just have sex all the damn time. You have to do things to keep your wife satisfied when you can't be together so society doesn't collapse!

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:46:47 2015 No.14098831

>>14098826
>Delicious Brown cheshire
>Sweaty
Anon, I don't know what part of any of this was supposed to keep me from wanting to fuck her.

I'm gonna princess carry her to a nice secluded room and then her until both of us collapse.
Gonna bury my dick in that ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:46:54 2015 No.14098832 >>14098826 Brown skin and green eyes is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:47:36 2015 No.14098833 >>14098827 Is it a lucky coin? Money is a nice gift, but money that brings you more money is even better.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:48:29 2015 No.14098834

>The morning after a full moon in MGC
>Somehow, the number of rapes that happened the night before is less than a dozen
>Monsters all over the city wake up groggy and confused on front lawns, in alleyways and in apartment building lobbies
>Meanwhile, Anon locks up his tranq pistol and hangs up his sneaking suit before climbing into bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:49:12 2015 No.14098839 >>14098821 How else would she keep it in? It's not like I can be strapped there 24/7

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:49:17 2015 No.14098840 >>14098825 But it's not fair to abuse disabled people!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:50:01 2015 No.14098842 >>14098840 Monstergirls don't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:50:41 2015 No.14098843 I want to cuddle during the fullmoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:51:18 2015 No.14098845 >>14098834 >his bed is full of Kunoichi

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:51:42 2015 No.14098846
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real talk: If monster girls were real do you think the church would baptize them/preside over MG-human weddings?

the Vatican said they'd baptize aliens but I don't know if other denominations would agree

I don't want me and my MG waifu to become edgelords that campaign for the right to marriage like all the fags did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:52:50 2015 No.14098851 >>14098826 >sweaty cat https://youtu.be/H6vkCeY98Aw?t=25

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:53:18 2015 No.14098852 >>14098821 >>14098830 >Normal part of monstergirl outfits include various types of underwear with dildos and vibrators and plugs >Just wear them around as casually as regular clothes This makes me hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:53:26 2015 No.14098855 >>14098834 I wanna assist Vanon Snake with his non-lethal black ops by providing long range tranquilizer sharpshooting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:53:36 2015 No.14098856 >>14098845 >"Kept you waiting, huh?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:55:06 2015 No.14098857 I want to try and break a Succubus' mindcontroled state that makes her think that she is human

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:55:10 2015 No.14098858 >>14098826 I'm not seeing where the conundrum is supposed to be.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:55:15 2015 No.14098859

>>14098846
Assuming that they're real in a way that precludes them being destroyed by government authorities, jealous/fearful women, and the Illuminati?
Still probably not on account of them being demons.
But I would really really want them to infiltrate the Church and make a bunch of slutty nuns and incubized demon-Pope.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:57:03 2015 No.14098862

>>14098846
Y'know, it's liberating to know that literally anyone can marry other people so long as they have the paperwork.
I could go down into town right now and marry people if I wanted to and if they had the paperwork.

So what I'm saying here is, if monstergirls were real and churches didn't accept them, you could make a fucking mint marrying human/monstergirl couples.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:00:20 2015 No.14098866

>>14098846
Even as a protestant, I have to admit that the Vatican is the only place that matters if you're talking about "The Church".

Policy of the Catholic Church is largely set by 3 things: public opinion, the pope and the current crop of cardinals.

The current pope is all about love and helping (how it should be IMO), and the cardinals are set in their ways. That means public opinion would largely be the swing factor for the church.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:03:34 2015 No.14098872 >>14098857 oh shit how terrifying

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:03:51 2015 No.14098873

>>14098862
That's because all you need is a marriage license and a witness. Hell, there's lots of people who just go to a courthouse and file themselves, no pomp and ceremony required. That's the separation of church and state.

When the government starts forcing churches to do the ceremony business, that's where things get ugly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:07:59 2015 No.14098877 I want a mindflayer to try and mindrape me, only to be blasted back by The Amazing New Electronic Pop Sound of Jean-Jacques Perrey!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:08:11 2015 No.14098879 I want to turn a smug Chesire into a flustered blushing Chesire by giving her honest compliments about her looks and see how she reacts to it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:08:14 2015 No.14098880

>>14098846
That but about aliens sounds a bit like a joke to me, but if they hold themselves to that, I don't see why not. Monstergirls are more human than aliens would be anyway. And considering that they have human level sapience, I think that's another point in their favour.
Once the non-nutty people realise that even baphomets, the unfortunately named hellhounds, succubi, and other demonic MGs aren't actually agents of the Devil, I think marriage might very much be possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:10:09 2015 No.14098882 I want to tell a mindflayer that I am not afraid of her and that she deserves love

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:12:13 2015 No.14098886 >>14098882 I want to tell Childs that I want the flamethrower.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:14:13 2015 No.14098889 >>14098886 YOUWANTTHEWHAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:14:24 2015 No.14098892 >>14098821 Yes indeed. I know mine definitely would... Sometimes the one with the second tail...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:14:55 2015 No.14098893 >>14098851 One of the few 'all girls best girl' anime out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:17:35 2015 No.14098899 >>14098889 You heard what I said, now MOVE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:18:24 2015 No.14098902 >>14098899 Shit. >Tuck in shirt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:19:43 2015 No.14098905 >>14098882 Enjoy getting your memories altered nerd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:20:45 2015 No.14098908 >>14098882 I want to cuddle a mindflayer as we idly let our hands explore each other and her tentacles flay into making me more sensitive to her touch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:24:07 2015 No.14098914 File: 3.54 MB, 2500x2833, 1435203692900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098882 I want a Mindflayer to do things to me that may make the fannyflustered although they don't involve butt stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:24:08 2015 No.14098913 >>14098908 >>14098882 you'reasquidnow

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:25:20 2015 No.14098916 >>14098913 It's okay, I can go back to human form too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:28:02 2015 No.14098923 >>14098882 Reminded me of that greentext about a mindflayer who just wanted someone to love her without ever using her tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:34:13 2015 No.14098936 >>14098914 I want to taste a midflayer's lewd juices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:41:26 2015 No.14098949 Is NTR fish freshwater or saltwater?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:43:04 2015 No.14098952 >>14098949 Saltwater.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:43:14 2015 No.14098953 File: 63 KB, 1280x720, 1438703598139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098949 I have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:46:09 2015 No.14098959 >>14098914 I want a Mindflayer to flay me into doing pet pay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:48:09 2015 No.14098962 >>14098949 Isn't she a sea princess? So it must be saltwater

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:49:14 2015 No.14098965 File: 396 KB, 605x1000, 1436132906547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098959 I want a Mindflayer to flay me and make me think she's my onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:51:21 2015 No.14098971 >>14098914 I want two mindflayers that mold me in different ways and keep a perpetual tug of war to decide my dominant personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:51:52 2015 No.14098972 I want to play a game where you have to go as long as possible without getting raped in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:52:54 2015 No.14098975 >>14098965 Why would she do that? They flay men with the intent of fucking and potentially husbandoing them, but you don't fuck your nee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:54:13 2015 No.14098976 >Darling looks at Tio's naked butt >Tio doesn't hit him holy crap is that a first?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:54:56 2015 No.14098978

>>14098972
Beating the 'full moon' challenge stages are impossible I tell you! How are you supposed to escape cheshires without having any underpants to throw? Hellhounds can smell you from ANYWHERE in their range, making stealth all but impossible! And they just throw an ushi in your direction even if you make it past 1AM.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:55:01 2015 No.14098979 File: 78 KB, 971x865, 1438912345434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098975 >but you don't fuck your nee-san Nigga please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:00:15 2015 No.14098985 >>14098979 It's weird and wrong to want to fuck your monster nee-san. There is also no reason you would want to fuck her as opposed to some wholesome human girl who isn't related to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:00:37 2015 No.14098987 >>14098953 Miia's such a naive, annoying bitch, I want to NTR her so badly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:01:48 2015 No.14098989 >>14098985 >implying there's a blood relation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:04:50 2015 No.14098992 >>14098989 It's still weird. "Big sisters" leading their "little brothers" down on paths of depravity and carnal pleasures, taking advantage of their trust and naivety.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:20:16 2015 No.14099025 File: 311 KB, 500x600, 44a20aca8b9f7d202ef8568bc861de11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098992 That's the best part.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed Sep 16 00:22:18 2015 No.14099032
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So I have an idea, a design I think other writers, be it green text or pastebin, can get behind. Forgive me because I know what I'm proposing sounds lofty and stupid, but hear me out.

I'd like to think I'm not alone in assuming harems are rarely satisfying, though fun, as no girl ever wins in a harem. Since by definition, the girls are hopelessly in love with the same man. I'd imagine most fans pulling for a certain girl would get angered or annoyed if the other girls ended with the MC along with her. Now, accomplishing this in the style of an omnibus special, as in different takes from different universes where one girl ends up with the MC and the others become side characters, tends to work slightly better.

But, I was thinking, what if there was a school setting between monster girls and human dudes that wasn't one dude who meets several girls, but rather a collection of couples?

Like a school that serves as an social experiment for human/monster girl integration, if the two and coexist as lovers and all that jazz. A human male and a monster girl that either compliments his personality or completely conflicts with it.

For example, a man afraid of insects becomes the boyfriend of a spider girl. Or a level headed academic nerd getting hit on by one athletic horny hellhound. A religious choir boy becoming the play thing of a succubus. A reclusive antisocial man and a stalkerish obsessive lich. An unorganized litterbug and an anal retentive kikimora. A rebellious hotblooded youth and a gentle hearted mothman. An unorganized forgetful easygoing fellow and a anubis that hates disorganization. A weak human trying to be a football player and an overly muscular minotaur wanting to be a cheerleader to cheer him on.

The heart of conflict being whether the two can overcome their differences.

1 boy. 1 monster girl.

Now tell me, are you not the least bit interested in this premise?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:25:50 2015 No.14099043 >>14099032 So, a more dramatic Tsurezure Children by Wakabyashi Toshiya, but with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:26:12 2015 No.14099044 File: 62 KB, 482x308, 1440887362354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099032 >A religious choir boy becoming the play thing of a succubus. STOPPED READING THERE

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:26:17 2015 No.14099045
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>>14099032
>Or a level headed academic nerd getting hit on by one athletic horny hellhound. A religious choir boy becoming the play thing of a succubus. A reclusive antisocial man and a stalkerish obsessive lich. An unorganized litterbug and an anal retentive kikimora. A rebellious hotblooded youth and a gentle hearted mothman
I really like these ideas. Especially the ones with the sporty Hellhound, obsessive Lich, and gentle Mothman.

Opposites do attract after all.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:27:32 2015 No.14099048

>>14099032
>what if there was a school setting between monster girls and human dudes that wasn't one dude who meets several girls, but rather a collection of couples?
Thank you for repeating what I've been trying to get people to understand for so long.
Do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:29:29 2015 No.14099056 >>14099032 Could work if the large cast of characters is handled properly and not a mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:31:17 2015 No.14099061 >>14099032 Wow That does sound cool, I would gladly be up for this if someone did it in this style, great idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:33:03 2015 No.14099066 >>14099032 I find it annoying as fuck that a normal school with normal couples, doing normal couple things together and generally just dealing with the 'hardships' of growing up and staying together if possible is the strange and radical idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:34:16 2015 No.14099068 File: 159 KB, 729x418, Merrow3d1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098614 Merrow butt

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:38:20 2015 No.14099080

>>14099032
Bromont I look away from this thread one god damn hour and you show you fucking face again

Seriously you've been rowdy this week, I don't know how you STILL don't have the message. Fuck off, you're a shit writefag who sold us out. Just go, shill elsewhere.

>inb4 people bitch
No, not sucking a writefag's dick isn't bait, nor is calling out their bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:38:46 2015 No.14099082 >>14099066 And yet it's true. Harems used to be the new thing at one point. And then everybody and their mother wanted to do a harem that was as good as Tenchi Muyo, to the point where actual good 1-one-1 romance stuff became a rarity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:39:24 2015 No.14099088 Why are all of the aquatic monster girls such nerds?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:39:45 2015 No.14099089 >>14099080 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:39:48 2015 No.14099090 >>14099080 Sssshhh... Nobody else reply to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:39:59 2015 No.14099091 >>14099080 Stop ban evading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:40:50 2015 No.14099095 >>14099089 >>14099090 >>14099091 Stop responding to him. Let him rot away and be ignored. Delusional fuck thinks he owns the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:42:21 2015 No.14099102 File: 1.97 MB, 359x253, 14105819117616.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099080 Pls go

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:43:30 2015 No.14099105

>>14099095
Sure.

Still, like >>14099082 said, why aren't there more manga like that? Why doesn't Okayado write a spinoff manga like that? Where society has accepted monster girls fully and they've begun plans to make co-ed schools for them and humans alike?
I need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:43:51 2015 No.14099106 >>14099091 I'm not ban evading though, nice accusation. >>14099089 >>14099090 >>14099102 Whatever. Like I said, if this was any other writefag, you'd side with me. Because deep down you know I'm right. LITERALLY ANY OTHER WRITEFAG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:44:09 2015 No.14099109 >>14099032 Bromont, you've been around long enough to know that the whole opposites and gap moe crap is overplayed as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:45:48 2015 No.14099116 >>14099105 Because crab is a hack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:47:32 2015 No.14099119 >>14099116 I oughta write that dude a letter. If I can do kanji good enough, that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:49:24 2015 No.14099125 File: 261 KB, 1200x1600, V__098C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my new cat. Is she cute?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:49:57 2015 No.14099127 >>14099106 Get banned again so we can say you're ban evading when you come back. Seriously, are you going to keep shitposting and walltexting every time the dude shows up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:49:57 2015 No.14099128 is it sad that i want beast to expand his early works?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:50:58 2015 No.14099130 File: 118 KB, 370x500, Merrow_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099068 Merrow is best mermaid behind EMG Eels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:51:11 2015 No.14099132 >>14099125 Clean your room/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:51:25 2015 No.14099133 >>14099127 No more than people will complain about any other writefag, and rightfully so, it's their right. Just as it is my right to point out that Bromont is an attention whore who betrayed us to the enemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:51:47 2015 No.14099135 Have you even opened your MG folder to find a picture you know for a fact you didn't save? I just found an alp picture I know for a fact I have never saved at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:53:04 2015 No.14099139 >>14099127 Don't reply let him rot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:53:36 2015 No.14099142 >>14099135 There's an alp using your computer bro. Or maybe you're being possessed by a ghost that likes alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:53:42 2015 No.14099143 >>14099135 you think thats bad? there was a praxis girl in mine, and i hate that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:54:35 2015 No.14099146 >>14099132 it's the imouto's room

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:56:41 2015 No.14099153 >>14099146 Go fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:57:30 2015 No.14099155 >>14099142 I'm completely resistant to ghosts, every time they see me they just leave a puddle of ectoplasm on the ground. At least that's what explain to myself when I find a puddle of water just sitting there on the floor for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:57:58 2015 No.14099160 >>14099125 Does she have two tails or is she a cait sith?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:58:13 2015 No.14099161 >>14099130 My nigga.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:58:16 2015 No.14099162
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>>14099125
Wish I could have a cat. My older brother's allergic.
He told me he knew a dude in middle school who told him he fucked his cat.
He stopped being friends with him that day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:59:05 2015 No.14099166 >>14099032 It's how I wish EMG had played out. I vastly favor either this or the Amagami style 'every girl gets her story' way over standard harem shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:02:17 2015 No.14099176 in all honesty i would have preferred 12 beast get a anime over EMG

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:02:31 2015 No.14099178 OH NO! You've come home to find your daughters standing there with their arms outstretched, asking for hugs! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:03:08 2015 No.14099182 >>14099176 12Beast is far worse than EMG though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:04:26 2015 No.14099184 >>14099178 Demon lord save me, my arms aren't long enough! I wouldn't know what to do if I couldn't hug them all at once!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:04:48 2015 No.14099185 >>14099182 maybe im just a sucker for action

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:08:15 2015 No.14099194

>>14097174
Normal Mode

>Giant Ant
>Movie Name: The New Colony.
>A specific Giant Ant has her ability to become a queen awoke and takes the human she brought back with her to start a new colony

>Personality: Tomboy
>Body Type: Chubby (Hip Heavy): Rather fitting given what the movie is about (Originally thin)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:08:56 2015 No.14099197 File: 71 KB, 800x600, hugs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099178 > [x] Apply Hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:11:59 2015 No.14099203 >>14099184 Try Anon! Wrap them all up in your arms! >>14099197 >Pick up tanuki daughter, she starts rubbing her cheek against yours, letting out happy little giggles as she does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:16:57 2015 No.14099216 >>14099178 Hug them like they've never been hugged before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:19:37 2015 No.14099224 So Anon, Your waifu is watching the last show you saw with you, how does it go? Rolled an alp She starts crushing hard on Brock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:20:38 2015 No.14099227 >>14099224 Venture Brothers by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:22:10 2015 No.14099230 >>14099224 Anime or anything? Because if its anime then Clannad After Story. If anything then Metalocalypse which I'm watching right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:22:32 2015 No.14099232 >>14099224 She's watching Now and Then, Here and There

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:22:43 2015 No.14099233 >>14099230 Anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:22:54 2015 No.14099234 >>14099224 >The Strain She starts yelling "STRIGOI" whenever she sees a vampire around town.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:24:44 2015 No.14099238 File: 228 KB, 451x538, 1442381084458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099224 >Kyouran Kazoku >She starts to get baby-crazy herself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:24:49 2015 No.14099240 >>14099224 >Hinezumi >Samurai jack I think she'd like it.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed Sep 16 01:26:00 2015 No.14099246
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>>14099066
Well, as the target demographic, dudes are hardwired to bang as many females as possible in order to pass along genes and perpetuate. A harem tickles that funny bone and appeals to the slumbering mighty lion that lies inside each and every one of our scrotums.

It's an easy sell for studios these days and it pushes merchandise for not one girl character, but many. Increasing profits. Doujin circles are quite flooded as a result.

Still, I'm not saying harems are bad, because even after all these years Tenchi Muyo is still amazing.

It's just, why not try a setting where a bunch of girls aren't pining over a wimpy self-insert.

>>14099109
As a generalization, it is overplayed. But it's also simplistic and easy to understand. Just as a starting point, a reference that could entirely become ignored through continuation. Writing about a guy and girl who are much alike is fine too, Isaac and Miria from Bacano are like my favorite characters ever.

I just think it'd be neat to have a setting where couples interact with each other and grow together, instead of more harems/self-inserts.

Are you disinterested in reading such a harmless thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:26:46 2015 No.14099247 >>14099240 >Hey Anon! How long until we see the final episode where he fights Aku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:30:05 2015 No.14099255 File: 413 KB, 668x592, 1404601646075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099247

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:31:19 2015 No.14099261 >>14099224 >Rick and Morty >Tanuki I can't even. I'm sure she'd love it, but I'm not sure how.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:32:29 2015 No.14099264 >>14099261 Sometimes things are just funny, doesn't need to always have a deeper connection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:33:29 2015 No.14099267 >>14099246 I'm curious, will you use a format that shows each couple in their own singular, contained story while simultaneously doing some worldbuilding for the school?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:33:40 2015 No.14099268 File: 501 KB, 818x1046, 1704180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099238 That's a name I've not heard in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:34:02 2015 No.14099269 >>14099247 >It will come, little one. >It will come.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:37:48 2015 No.14099276

>>14099032
>Or a level headed academic nerd getting hit on by one athletic horny hellhound. A reclusive antisocial man and a stalkerish obsessive lich. An unorganized litterbug and an anal retentive kikimora. An unorganized forgetful easygoing fellow and a anubis that hates disorganization.

Do it. Please.
Especially that last one.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:38:17 2015 No.14099279

>>14099032
totally interested if its done right and not abandoned,
I'd think it'd have to be a large compilation of short stories that could be combined into one large "work"(obviously)....there's plenty of room for collaboration and cameos with an idea like this.
I hope it comes to fruition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:42:40 2015 No.14099285 >>14099224 >Overlord Thinks Pandora's Actor needs to ham it up more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:52:41 2015 No.14099301 File: 2.86 MB, 1280x720, BREAK my heart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099224 >Kamen Rider Drive I hope she's ready to cry over robots.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:52:42 2015 No.14099302

>>14099246
>Are you disinterested in reading such a harmless thing?

I've been soured on the concept after years of it. As far as greentexts go, that sort of thing is more common than harems here. Though that doesn't hold true for media at large.

I'm the kind of guy that would like to see a setup for one of those opposite stories and then see the people legitimately grate on each other because they're so incompatible instead of hijinks. Or them falling in with people that compliment them instead.

>Nerdling and Minojock forced together because of reasons
>Guy likes her muscles and looks but couldn't care less about following sports trivia or the gym
>She has a protection fetish but hates how he wastes all his time on scifi and fantasy nonsense
>Guy starts hanging out with the nice crow tengu at the library
>Realizes he likes being able to hang out with someone and talk to them even more than staring at abs

That sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:57:05 2015 No.14099308 >>14099128 why? i would rather he continue his roulette and make more fun characters like the Cerberus sisters

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:58:35 2015 No.14099311 >>14099224 >gundam wing could be cool i guess

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:58:40 2015 No.14099312

>>14099302
>I'm the kind of guy that would like to see a setup for one of those opposite stories and then see the people legitimately grate on each other because they're so incompatible instead of hijinks.

I'm kind of on the same page. Never been a fan of "these two people are destined to be together and it's been obvious from day 1" type of stories. It's predictable, and removes a lot of the dramatic tension and suspense that the uncertainty might cause. Also removes the potential for humor, drama, and tragedy that two girls fighting over one guy (or vice versa) might give a story. So I would like to see at least some of the couples fail or fall in love with someone not intended, rather than a happily-ever-after thing where people are railroaded into loving who they started with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:59:15 2015 No.14099313 >>14099302 that actully sounds like a good read

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:00:35 2015 No.14099317 >>14099312 that was part of the reason i liked the ending to naruto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:02:34 2015 No.14099321 >>14097796 Why the fuck is Z-Ton's art so sloppy? I don't want to decipher rorschach when I fap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:03:01 2015 No.14099322 >>14099317 I remember hearing somewhere that the girl he ended up with planned to be the endgame girl from day 1. The pure impotent rage from the people who didn't ship it was delicious to behold.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:03:48 2015 No.14099323

>It didn’t take you too long to reach the spot where your porcine little comrade was being held but the situation was….well….
>Let’s just say that it could have been better.
>Located in a clearing that was watched over by crumbling walls and a single, solitary tower was Funbags and two of her friends, held captive by what had to be the biggest P’Orc you’d encountered in this place who’d brought her own friends to play.
>A much larger and even more well-armed group of friends, some of whom stood watch on the walls and tower with crossbows in hand.
>Still, the leader herself was going to be the biggest trouble, both in the literal and figurative sense.
>Bree the Twin, no points for guessing how she’d gotten that name, was a muscled monstrosity the likes of which you’d rarely seen, her abs a rock hard six pack and her leather armor practically bursting at the seams from the slabs of meat that covered her. On top of that, she stood an almighty seven feet tall with a great blade twice her height strapped across her back, an improbably large sword that you probably couldn’t even lift with both hands.
>Luckily the blade was currently resting in its scabbard while meathead conveniently explained to the bound P’Orcs before her why they’d been captured.
>You know, for reasons that weren’t just “Bree wanted someone new to bully.”
>”All you had to do was just stay a grunt Funbag’s,” the much, MUCH taller woman taunted as she strode around the small girl, her underlings laughing as they watched “you just needed to put in your time, get a husband, and keep on living the life of a pathetic…puny….worm….but you couldn’t do that could ya? Just had to keep on shooting for the stars didn’t you?”
>Funbags didn’t dignify that with a response, although the gag may have had something to do with that, instead glaring up at the amazonian woman who just kept on speaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:04:48 2015 No.14099327 >>14099261 c'mon anon. try harder >sees Rick and Morty >suddenly interested in demon realm travel >go out looking for best ice cream in the multiverse >Tanuki and Trade Route ensues

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:05:48 2015 No.14099328 >>14099323 Oppai P'Orc loli? Niiice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:06:37 2015 No.14099330 >>14099302 >see the people legitimately grate on each other This is among the last things I'd want to spend my free time on reading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:08:01 2015 No.14099332 File: 13 KB, 480x360, Kikaider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099224 Would you ever watch Android Kikaider with a Living Doll?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:09:14 2015 No.14099335

>>14099323
>”Always a dreamer and a schemer! Never fit for a real fight!” Bree crowed to the on looking crowd, earning a few more laughs “Why, when I heard that you took out Gorta with one of her own pets, I almost choked on my grog…Would’ve moved you up two places there.”
>Another wave of laughter at this one, the bronzed titan basking in the admiration of her horde, smile turning wicked as she leaned down to one of Funbag’s floppy pink ears which sprouted from her short, messy hair.
>”But then I got thinking….how did some weak…WORTHLESS runt like you get free from that pole of yours?” the woman growled dangerously, burying her great, bastard sword deep into the earth with one hand “I got to thinking that maybe the weak little tittymonster got a friend to help her out and do something she never could…..WIN…”
>Even from the bush you hid in, you could see that Funbag’s eye’s had the sparkle of tears at their corners, her face red and screwed up as she struggled to keep her rapidly falling composure intact.
>It only seemed to drive her tormenter on further, the larger woman roughly shoving the smaller P’Orc’s shoulder before standing up and calling to the girls around her.
>”And after I heard that Gimmy had been taken down by the ranger over some red-headed human?” that call earned her a couple jeers from the crowd, although you really couldn’t tell if it was because you won or because you got a human “Well….I got a little idea about how you’d finally gotten the rank of captain….by having an outsider do it all for you.”
>Ouch, right on target.
>Made you feel a little sorry for the girl, although Bree certainly didn’t.
>”Which means that YOU are helping him and that YOU, and all those who follow you, are traitors.” The muscled woman growled, walking back and drawing her blade from where it sat “Which means that we can do whatever…I…WANT!”
>Ok, yeah. You’re putting an end to this.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed Sep 16 02:09:28 2015 No.14099336
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>>14099302
Anon, your words have opened the thicket that had blocked my view and parted the clouds so that I can see the sky.

However, that would also sow discontent and melancholy with readers, if not handled well. By all means, I think you should write such a story, as I fear I could not do it justice.

>>14099279
I wish so as well, anon. I will do my best to entertain you with my meager writing skills. I hope others will join in on the fun and together we can make something truly bizarre, but all in good enjoyment. If nothing else, I'd like to call the school 'Funksteady', as that has quite a history attached to it.

>>14099267
A format like Okayado's original monster girl comics should suffice, correct? I think just as you describe it, 'a format that shows each couple in their own singular, contained story while simultaneously doing some worldbuilding for the school' is the best way to summarize it. I'll set out at once and start writing it.

It'll surely be a nice change of pace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:10:11 2015 No.14099339 >>14099322 Yeah, that hate was real so real i remember a guy mentioned that a decent chunk of fanfiction writers stopped writing as it killed there drive. but lets not get into that, Non succubised kunoichi are for /a/

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:11:30 2015 No.14099341

>>14099335
>”I’ll agree with you there ranger,” Celes chimed in as you sprinted towards a fallen ruined, a pained shriek from one of Funbag’s P’Orcs and the cheer of triumph only spurning you on further “that brute’s even more of a bully than that whip wielding wierdo.”
>Bully nothing, Bree was a thug and, if you wanted Funbags in one piece, you needed to act fast.
>Unfortunately for you, there was one big problem in your way.
>Well, four little ones would’ve been a bit more accurate as you were currently being watched over by a quartet of small, P’Orc archers with crossbows, their almost razor sharp eyes scanning the area for any sign of an intruder.
>Along with any particularly pretty flowers or interesting bugs they may find.
>Still, how diligent they were wouldn’t matter once the fight started and you’d prefer not to have to deal with arrows flying at you.
>Some girl’s may like piercings but the amount you’d have in you would probably be a bit much.
>Although there was that one dwarf back with the rangers who had something for pierced di-
>Another shriek rang out and drove the idle thoughts from your mind as the punishment continued on the other side of the wall.
>With a whisper you called for Celes to come to your side, the ethereal elf appearing not a moment later with her bow in hand and a serious look on her face.
>”I doubt Funbags has much time Anon.” the spectre told you, eyes already scanning the ruin’s walls “What do you want me to do?”

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:11:49 2015 No.14099343 >>14099330 Not everyone is here just for cute monster girls doing cute things all the time.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:13:02 2015 No.14099346

>>14099341
>You asked if she could fire more of those lust arrows she used on the Ghuls and use them on the archers, maybe thin the ranks a little.
>”I can and will,” was the reply you got, a sharp smile appearing alongside her words “it’ll be my pleasure to turn them towards the swine.”
>Great, now can she do it without going all nuts like last time?
>The smile became a frown in less than a second, ears drooping as she took on a pout.
>”I did not go ‘nuts’ last time,” she replied indignantly, an arrow coalescing in her hand “I was perfectly aware of what I was doing!”
>The image of the elf laughing manically as she pumped arrow after arrow into the Ghul horde popped into your head and it did not comfort you in the slightest.
>Whatever, you needed results and having the elf go off the rails for a bit was something you could deal with.
>You gave her a nod and the elf smiled, leaning a bit and effortlessly firing a cool, blue arrow which struck her target full in the face, sending the flat, tiny girl to the ground with a yelp/moan while her hands quickly reached for her pants as he cheeks burned pink and tongue lolled out.
>Kinda made you hope that Celes never got the idea to turn those arrows on you.
>The next arrow flashed just as quickly, catching the watcher in the tower in her heart, the girl collapsing so that all you could see were the toes of her feet curling.
>The Third P’Orc though…that one was a little more difficult.
>”She keeps hanging out of my sight,” the spectre hissed, angrily lowing the bow as the P’Orc refused to budge “and the other side has a wall in the way, we’ll need to close in.”
>Wonderful.
>You had a smart remark lined up but another yelp, Funbags this time, put a stop to that as you practically sprinted from your position to the opposite side of the fort, listening to The Twin continue her little tirade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:14:05 2015 No.14099349 >>14099336 >I wish so as well, anon. I will do my best to entertain you with my meager writing skills Holy shit this is Alp levels of pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:14:19 2015 No.14099351 >>14099301 They killed off Chaser?! Fucking /mgt/ was the last place I expected these severe spoilers!

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:16:13 2015 No.14099354

>>14099346
>”How’s it feel weakling?” the larger creature laughed, another smack and cry ringing out, “Being at my mercies again? Your fate in my tender little hands?”
>Funbags spat out a curse in response but climbing up the wall towards your unsuspecting prey distracted you too much to hear what it was.
>Although you thought you heard something about liking girls before the next, painful smack and yelp sounded out.
>Never have you climbed a wall so quickly as you did that one, finding new handholds as you hauled yourself to the ruins top while Celes followed behind you soundlessly, her bow still drawn.
>In fact, you were moving so fast that when you reached the top you almost launched yourself over it, startling the little P’Orc with pig tails who’d been picking the petals off a flower, muttering “Manthing Loves me, he loves me not” all the while.
>Her surprise didn’t last to much longer though as you quickly tackled her, placing one hand over her mouth while the other delved into her leather skirt, easily striking all her weak points while Celes caught the fourth without needing you to order her, a shot straight to the heart.

>”Sentries down,” the elf whispered as she looked back to you, a muffled cry emanating the girl beneath you as she was brought low by your fingers “We better hurry before Funbags is…is….”

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:16:50 2015 No.14099360 >>14099351 Chaser wasn't even the tip of the iceberg. That was Brain. Heart's the last roidmude anon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:17:14 2015 No.14099361

>>14099354
>The elf’s expression turned confused as she looked down at where your piggy ally was being held, eyes widening briefly as her lips curled upward in an expression of….mirth?
>”Snrk” the snort came, the eldritch bow in Celes’s hands vanishing as your pointy eared companion doubled older, fighting back a fit of laughter.
>More than a little confused, you told the elf to stop laughing as you peer over the edge, this was a serious situation where Funbags was getting…..spanked….
>Bent across the larger girl’s knee and with her, surprisingly ample, backside exposed, your porcine companion was currently being punished by the flat of Bree’s blade, the great slab of iron being made into an impromptu paddle while the other woman smiled cruelly.
>”Had enough yet you runt?” The rival captain laughed as she smacked her captive’s bottom, a loud smack sounding out while her flesh rippled from the impact, “Ready to admit you’re a useless sack of titflesh?”
>”Oh yeah?” Funbags shot back, one eye opening and an ugly snarl forming on her lips “At least boys look at my boobs! I bet you don’t even get looks from the slaves!”
>The world fell quiet for a moment as the entire horde looked on with wide eyed astonishment, Bree’s jaw falling slack as the little, big breasted girl gave her the smuggest grin you’d ever seen.
>Say what you will about Funbags, whatever she lacked in strength, speed, and intelligence, she really did know when to hit where it hurt.
>Hell, that last one was enough to even get a wince from the still giggling elf, although it still didn’t stop her tittering laughter.
>Although doing that when she was still in the clutches of the enemy probably wasn’t the best decision she ever made.
>”You little FUCK!” the roar came as Bree’s blade came up again, her face twisted in rage “Forget any hope you had of me taking it easy on you! You’ll be lucky to even walk out of he-“

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:19:16 2015 No.14099363 >>14098067 >she not here to be ignored for some tramp! But she is the tramp.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:19:34 2015 No.14099365

>>14099361
>The impact of you crashing into her halted that little threat, the three of you tumbling to the ground and the great blade flying from Bree’s grasp.
>You tried to say on her back but the momentum proved too much and you instead were sent rolling across the ground, landing near a groaning Funbags, who’d landed on her cushions, while Bree herself rose with a roar, her wild eyes focusing on you as the rest of her girls mumbled in confusion.
>”Manthing…” the mountain of muscle hissed as her fierce, golden eyes locked on you, one fist clenching so tightly that you though she would draw blood “I’d hoped you’d come for the worm over there… Now I get to break you myself!”
>Completely ignoring her fallen blade, Bree rushed towards you and Funbags with a snarl not unlike that of a hungry wolf, swiping at your head with a heavy punch that numbed your arms when you blocked it.
>Not good….
>A hard kick to your legs followed next and you were barely able to leap over it before she swung with the momentum and slammed a punch straight into your chest, the power of the strike driving the air from your lungs and driving you back a few feet.
>Not good!
>You fought to breathe but your amazonian opponent was unwilling to let you do so, blow after punishing blow raining into you, your defense become less about what you could block and more about what you could dodge.
>NOT GOOD!
>”Is that all Ranger?!” The taunt came, a fierce smile on the captain’s face as you rolled passed her back towards Funbags, sweat drenching your face “Surely this can’t be the manling who’s caused so much trouble for us!? I may as well have let the girls have you if this is all you’ve g-“
>A convent arrow of interruption struck at that moment as Celes, with a loud scream of “EAT THIS SWINE!”, let an azure arrow fly, the projectile catching Bree right in the back of her head, although it’s effects were less than either of you had hoped for.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:20:44 2015 No.14099367

>>14099365
>Instead of the wondrous sight of Bree collapsing in a panting, masturbating mess you witnessed a burst of blue sparks as it struck, her grin turning to a confused frown as she looked for where the shot had come from.
>”So you’re elf’s here too ranger?” the titan laughed, smiling back at you “Maybe she wants to watch me ride you raw right here, right no-“
>A powerful shriek rang out as another arrow struck your opponent in the side of the head, another puff of blue sparks falling down.
>”Ok, Stop ta-“
>*Paff* another puff of sparks as it struck the towering woman’s chest.
>”Seriously elf, it’s getting ano-“
>*Paff* The thigh this time, the shots doing nothing more than irritating the P’Orc captain.
>”THAT’S IT! EVERYONE IS GETTING IT NOW!” the roar came as Bree’s nerve was touched, her girls shirking back slightly as her burning gaze turned to them “Get to it girls! Take them all do-“
>*Paff*
>The roar of wordless fury the hulking woman let out was nothing short of terrifying, causing even her own comrades to shirk backwards in fear. Still, Celes’s interruptions and your opponent’s inclination to ramble on had let one good thing happen.
>You’d got your breath back and you knew how you were going to take this lone twin down.
>First, you had to deal with her underlings though, and boy howdy were there a few of them.
>In a tide of eager war cries and raised weapons the girls came, each one lusting after you.
>Not that they had a chance.
>A ruffle of hair, a tug on the tail, and a kiss on the lips were enough to stun them, a quick massage to their breasts or finger along their crevasse finishing them off, whittling the horde down one by one while Bree hurled threats at the ethereal elf who seemed content to continue firing arrows the giant, each girl doing absolutely nothing to the other.
>Although you really didn’t mind all that much, the captain was a girl you wanted to deal with all on her ow- SHIELD P’ORC!!

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:23:20 2015 No.14099376

>>14099367
>You vaulted over a piggy girl as a tall, soft looking girl with a thick slab of iron and a heavy halberd swung at you, her weapon digging through the earth as she tried to catch you.
>”S-stop moving manling!” the girl called as she chased after you, large bust bouncing as she did “I-if you give up now than the boss’ll take it easy on you!”
>That’s a load of horse shit and she knows it.
>In fact, you stopped and told her that to her face, watching as her shoulders drooped at your words.
>”B-but maybe she’ll make an exception!” the P’Orc offered in desperation as you spun around a comrade who tried to blind side you, locking the smaller girl in a headlock and slipping a hand into her nether with little trouble “I’ll even ask her myself! She’ll have to listen!”
>The little pout she gave with her curled fists was enough to pull at your heartstrings but you were afraid that it wasn’t going to happen, you still needed to save Funbags’s bacon after all.
>You were gentle though, she’d earned that much at least, so after flipping over another clumsy charge, you pressed up against her as tightly as you could manage, nibbling those floppy ears of hers and giving those tig ol’ bitties a grope, hand slipping beneath her breastplate to tweak a rosy nipple which sat upon her marshmellowy goodness.
>Poor thing could barely last more than a few moments under your practiced hands, her plump postierior pressing back against you and open moans of pleasure slipping out as you took her to the edge.
>Her shield thumped to the ground with a heavy thud and her weapon soon joined it as she held your hand tightly to her chest, her wet, needy eyes looking at you from their corners, mouth open as she sucked in great pants.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:24:29 2015 No.14099378

>>14099376
>Sorry girl but you’ve got places to be and a tumble’s out of the question till her boss is down.
>The finish was quick as you gave her nipple a pinch, a shiver running through her before the P’Orc collapsed heavily on the ground, joining the rest of her sisters who’d met their end at your hands.
>Which meant it was just you and the muscled, angry Bree who’d given up on trying to hurt the ghost and reclaimed her great sword, hefting the weapon on her shoulder with one hand.
>Focusing on you and only you…..
>Wonderful.
>Funbags is going to owe you one after this.

Remember that bit about work not making me do stupid things?
Guess what they did.

I'll try and do more tomorrow for the climactic conclusion.

Sorry it's taking so long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:25:24 2015 No.14099381 > mfw Luth re-opened commissions Rev up those collars!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:25:51 2015 No.14099383 >>14099341 Anon, proper etiquette is to use pastebin if you're just dumping a story (i.e., not writing in real time with 20-30 mins between posts). Otherwise it just comes off as spammy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:27:00 2015 No.14099385 >>14099383 Alright, apologies, most are done off the cuff. I'll keep that in mind in the future.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:30:37 2015 No.14099394

>>14099343
At no point did I asses that or claimed to speak for anyone else. It might even surprise you to learn that I'm not here solely for cute monster girls doing cute things all the time either, but dysfunctional couples aren't what I'm here for either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:32:14 2015 No.14099401 >>14099394 Not him, but you're after realism within a story then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:32:39 2015 No.14099402 >>14099381 Oh boy. Sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:44:39 2015 No.14099436 >>14099349 Coming from alp, it's pathetic. Coming from bromont, it's facetious. >>14099381 What was the last thing luth did?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:44:54 2015 No.14099438 >>14099246 >instead of more harems/self-inserts You keep saying this, but we don't really have a lot of harem shit here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:47:31 2015 No.14099447 >>14098493 I wonder how a Lich would deal with full moons.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:48:12 2015 No.14099450

>>14099312
>Never been a fan of "these two people are destined to be together and it's been obvious from day 1" type of stories. It's predictable, and removes a lot of the dramatic tension and suspense that the uncertainty might cause
You say that, but the only difference here is that he meets the girl he is "destined to be together with and it's been obvious from day 1" After meeting one who is not. In that case the tension comes not in the relationship of the obviously win, but in the conflict with the girl who came before, which strictly speaking, isn't what you're saying you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:49:17 2015 No.14099455 File: 2.46 MB, 2480x3508, 1430771396835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099436 Jabberwock collar version 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:50:13 2015 No.14099458 >>14099450 obvious** win

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:51:01 2015 No.14099459 >>14099447 Experiments on the full moon phenomenon on the previously captured and prepared test subject to commence with due haste to avoid missing the variable time window. Or learning how to many full moon in a can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:53:10 2015 No.14099464 Be friends with a muscled, unicorn who's the size of a clydesdale and has her junior paladin plate shined and prepared for any moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:55:50 2015 No.14099468 >>14099438 We should fix that. Who's all for making some harem stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:57:25 2015 No.14099473 >>14099468 I tried doing a harem thing once. It's really hard to give them all enough time so that it feels like they aren't ignored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:59:17 2015 No.14099476 >>14099468 bleh, I cant write harems. more or less did 2 stories with them, but i don't think it would work out

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:00:43 2015 No.14099479

>>14099455
>mfw I realize Jabberwocks can perform oral sex on themselves.

Surprised all Jabberwocks don't end up as loner NEETs.

>>14099450
>You say that, but the only difference here is that he meets the girl he is "destined to be together with and it's been obvious from day 1" After meeting one who is not.

Uhhh, what?

Why are the only options here "star-crossed-lovers" and "star-crossed-lover plus opposing love interest"? There's way more options than that; loving both, rejecting both, or just being plain old uncertain about who the person actually loves more (no apparent star-crossed-lover).

>which strictly speaking, isn't what you're saying you want.

Thank you for telling me what it is that I actually want. I'll be sure to correct myself the next time I presume to think I know what it is I'm after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:04:46 2015 No.14099488 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, the hellpups are sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:05:21 2015 No.14099490 >>14099488 Sleep well, hammers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:06:32 2015 No.14099493 >>14099490 >Hammers huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:06:43 2015 No.14099495 >>14099488 I don't think the room being on fire would wake them up anyways. But I'll stick to playing with this loli ignis.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:07:01 2015 No.14099496
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>>14099479
>Surprised all Jabberwocks don't end up as loner NEETs.
>Implying
All Dragons are NEETs at heart. Once they get a hoard and a human boy they like it's a pain to drag them out of their lairs.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:11:18 2015 No.14099504

>>14099488
>You'll never be an orphan baby taken in by a Hellhound who finds your cradle on the sidewalk one day and begs her husband to let her adopt you.
>You'll never be put in a crib with a litter of hellpups who sniff you curiously and then nuzzle up with you to keep you warm.
>You will never know the joy of a hellpup cuddlepile
>They will never keep the habit of forming a cuddlepile with you in the center even in their teenage years.
God damn it, that sounds comfy as hell.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:13:52 2015 No.14099509

>>14099496
Now I've got this image of a Dragon on a fancy bed cuddling her husband and refusing to get up.
>"Please get up, we need food."
>"Just a couple more hours, pleeeaaase? You're so warm, and the bed's so comfortable~"
Could you resist her puppy dog eyes anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:15:59 2015 No.14099516 >>14099383 >>14099341 >>14099385 Nah it's fine. Most people know what is going on. Besides writing 10 posts of story next to the 1400+ posts we already have really isn't "spammy".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:17:30 2015 No.14099519 >>14099504 Why do hellhounds make such cozy sounding families to grow up in? What are some other top tier monster families to be adopted into at a young age?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:20:35 2015 No.14099523 >>14099519 Holst, Kobold, Lamia, Echidna if you get lucky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:23:25 2015 No.14099527 >>14099523 Being in a lamia family makes waking up your sister a much longer chore before school. And a holst family would make you grow up as strong as a bull with all that milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:24:39 2015 No.14099530 >>14099519 >Pick indimidating-looking monster >Write as a dog People eat that stuff up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:26:53 2015 No.14099535 >>14099519 Affectionate, fluffy Hellhound sisters anon. And you can totally marry them, because you're not blood related. >>14099530 Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you. Party pooper. Party pooper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:26:55 2015 No.14099536 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1440215179875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099530 That reminds me, an Ushi family sounds entertaining.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:27:04 2015 No.14099537

>>14099516
>It's okay to dump several walls of text because the preceeding story so far is long

Welp, someone better tell Anonymoose so he can get started on dumping the 500,000 words or whatever of his story in the thread. (yes, this is sarcasm)

Most authors just put very large stories right on pastebin and just drop a link, and there are a few good reasons for doing so. It avoids flooding/dumping in the thread which can annoy people, it makes it easier to read (rather than following a comment chain ten items deep, with random thread posts in-between to distract you from the story), and it avoids coming off as a bit of an attention whore (*my* story is important enough to warrant taking up several screens of thread space whether you want to read it or not, unlike other authors).

There's not really any good reason *for* posting very large stories right in the thread, on the other hand. Except maybe for the laziest of anons who just skim stuff and not actually read posts (thus may miss a pastebin link rather than a several huge walls-of-text).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:30:19 2015 No.14099542 >>14099527 >Lamia households use space heaters attached to alarm clocks >get to wake her up with a hair dyer on especially hard days >counters by using you as a daki

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:32:44 2015 No.14099547 >>14099542 Imagine being adopted into a family of Lamias with multiple kids. You'd be wrapped up in your sisters every morning. It's why your nickname is "Caduceus"

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:36:48 2015 No.14099559

>>14099464
Powerful Paladin horsepussy is my purely platonic fetish.

>>14099468
Harems are lame and lazy writing. Instead of having to develop one full character you can get away with making five to ten shallow characters and mask it with less interaction between all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:38:37 2015 No.14099565 >>14099547 >Anytime they have trouble shedding they come to you for help >Insert Mia shedding scene once a year for each >They don't stop asking when they get into puberty

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:38:42 2015 No.14099566

>>14099479
>There's way more options than that; loving both, rejecting both, or just being plain old uncertain about who the person actually loves more (no apparent star-crossed-lover).
There sure are but none of those were presented in your post.

>Thank you for telling me what it is that I actually want.
Never did, just said what you were saying you want. How would I know what you 'actually' want? I only know what you're saying.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:40:03 2015 No.14099571

>>14099537
That's nice and all, but there's no 10 writefags dumping there stuff here.

There's just this (greentext) story that gets expanded on once every thread or two with about 5-6 posts.
Yes if everyone would constantly do it it would be a problem, but right now that isn't happening.

Same with the guide puppy story. No one had any problem with seeing a few posts of it every thread. Simply because it wasn't obnoxious and not everyone is doing it.

Aslong as that situation doesn't change there simply is no issue with leaving a few posts dedicated to a greentext story.

Add to that the fact that the thread is plainly dead right now since it's Euro time. There's no one getting bothered.

But yes you are right that this shouldnt become a dump of a mix of hunderd 50 post long stories by various writers. Everything in moderation.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:41:17 2015 No.14099577

>>14099559
>Instead of having to develop one full character you can get away with making five to ten shallow characters

Writing characters isn't a zero-sum game. Otherwise the best novels (or at least characters) in the world be the novels with only one, or possibly two characters only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:43:00 2015 No.14099583 >>14099577 I guess then it's up to length. I was just thinking 10k oneshot, where you really only have room for two characters. My bad.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:46:55 2015 No.14099590

>>14099537
Greentext is only native. You don't greentext into a pastebin. I mean correct me if I'm wrong, a lot of greentext is spur of the moment, yes they can take up ~10 posts, but it's something being made as it goes. I don't thin any one writes their story in word or whatever, with the arrows and then pastes it in on massive chunk per spam filter timer. Because if you were going to prepare beforehand like that, you'd just write in prose and put it in the pastebin anyway.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:48:16 2015 No.14099594

>>14099566
>There sure are but none of those were presented in your post.

Did you even read the post?

It was clearly just an example, particularly since the sentence immediately after says, "I would like to see at least some of the couples fail or fall in love with someone not intended". Do you really think that reads as, "I only want relationships where there is one obvious main girl plus one antagonist rival".

I was speaking more to wanting some sort of potential conflict in general, and not something specific in a literal sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:51:39 2015 No.14099602 >>14099594 Potential conflict is good, cheating is not, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:52:15 2015 No.14099604 >>14099594 I was just responding to the one thing, not arguing against your point as a whole. Just because I point something out about your example doesn't mean I reject your entire idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:58:32 2015 No.14099623 File: 444 KB, 602x800, oneechanbapho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14095565

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:01:18 2015 No.14099628 >>14099623 L-Lewd Which drawfag?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:01:36 2015 No.14099629

>>14099604
That still doesn't explain where you get this notion that having two love interests automatically equals having one main girl who will obviously win plus one rival love interest that will obviously fail. (As opposed to, say, two closely tied girls fighting for love with no clear winner.)

I only said two love interests make things more interesting than only one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:05:35 2015 No.14099641 File: 1.85 MB, 1920x2157, liliths hips.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG THICK LOLI HIPS

>>	snibako Wed Sep 16 04:05:41 2015 No.14099642 >>14099628 Just the same old wipfag experimenting with styles again. i think i'm close to getting something i want, but as always crit is more than welcome.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:06:14 2015 No.14099646

>>14099629
Huh. Got my wires crossed between two posts. My rationale was because the given example was Minojock, nerd and nerdbird triangle in which case the winner was rather obvious, the joc beign auxilliary. But clearly I'd just combined the two posts in my mind and took that for your example. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:07:27 2015 No.14099651 >>14099641 Devil not so smug after being molested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:07:46 2015 No.14099653 >>14099642 I thought you went fishing for the month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:07:53 2015 No.14099655 File: 445 KB, 1280x720, Lucky Devil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099641 Silly little Devil was better off in Rachne's web than under Polt's tutelage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:08:04 2015 No.14099656 >>14099641 >Using Lillith and not an Elin as the flagship character for a heavenly thighs and bottom lolis.

>>	snibako Wed Sep 16 04:09:09 2015 No.14099662 >>14099653 soon.jpeg i leave on friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:11:19 2015 No.14099665 >>14099641 >>14099655 EMG is never going to make a page for succubus subtypes, is he.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:15:45 2015 No.14099675 What about beast? if we want harems we should make him do one as long as his hellhound story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:22:42 2015 No.14099689 >>14099662 >Fishing Lucky bitch. Oh well, I had salmon an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:24:21 2015 No.14099694 >>14099689 >TFW once went fishing in Alaska and had fresh Salmon Everyone who loves fishing has to fish in Alaska once in their life. It's so fucking worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:25:45 2015 No.14099697 Kenkou's powering up. Place you bets on what we're getting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:26:12 2015 No.14099698 >>14099697 Cu Sith time! Early for him to power up though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:26:52 2015 No.14099699 >>14099697 Some obscure indian folklore monster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:27:46 2015 No.14099700 File: 17 KB, 179x162, 1391774745430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099694 >Alaskan King Salmon >Alaskan Sockeye Salmon Ohh, BABY!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:28:25 2015 No.14099701 >>14099698 Wut, it's been this time for the past 5 or so. Maybe just slightly later in the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:28:28 2015 No.14099702 >>14099697 LIONS! GRIFFIN! OROCHI! WEAPON SPIRIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:29:18 2015 No.14099706 >>14099697 Expect the unexpected. It'll be Slenderwoman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:29:18 2015 No.14099707 >>14099701 Usually he does it later in the morning. That last time he did it this early was with Mucus Toad, and it took him 4 or so hours to do it anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:31:36 2015 No.14099715 >>14099697 Hes been playing Mario maker, so I'm expecting a kappa variant

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:33:32 2015 No.14099723 >>14099697 Another Mario Maker stage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:34:12 2015 No.14099725 File: 401 KB, 1912x1330, eebcf124bbe6922d2f226030d42a7a2f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099702 >WEAPON SPIRIT! Olev

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:34:35 2015 No.14099727 >>14099723 That's a weird Monster Girl >"A-Anon! If you put another Goomba in me I'll-!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:35:39 2015 No.14099734 >>14099697 Native American lamias! Indian lamias! Phoenix! Quetzalcoatl! Another Holst girl! Whatever the fuck!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:36:33 2015 No.14099739 >>14099702 >WEAPON SPIRIT! Oh yeah. This, or a black dragon radical, or a yanmax tank paladin girl. But it's gonna be shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:38:42 2015 No.14099746 >>14099739 >black dragon radical Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:39:06 2015 No.14099749 >>14099702 no weapon sprit, all I that think of is a f'ed up version of soul edge

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:43:25 2015 No.14099762

>>14099746
Think he announced somewhere that black dragons would be Druella's batshit insane buds, something like that. ...Or I just heard this from some random unreliable dude here.
Whatever it was, it would certainly be an original feature among dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:44:23 2015 No.14099764 File: 706 KB, 2000x1125, 1435600046806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099762 That sounds nice. Have whatever this is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:45:46 2015 No.14099774 >>14099762 Yeah, he's indicated that MGE Black Dragons will belong to Druella's "Radical Faction", same as Devils and Demons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:47:08 2015 No.14099778 >>14099764 That is Sylvanas Windrunner. >>14099774 Sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:48:10 2015 No.14099782 >>14099778 >Sylvanas Really? Well I'll be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:49:40 2015 No.14099786 How do I weird an Alp out? Would holding her hand scare her away?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:49:41 2015 No.14099787 >>14099762 >batshit insane buds DON'T FUCK WITH THIS DRAGON!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:50:07 2015 No.14099788 >think it's gonna be Cu Sith >it's Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:51:20 2015 No.14099793 >>14099786 Nah. You want to weird an Alp out, you tell her what a great writer she is. >>14099787 >Nice dick. >Reverse scales, son!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:51:29 2015 No.14099794 >>14099786 >her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:52:08 2015 No.14099801 >>14099788 don't do this, people did this last time when the big fairy came out

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:52:26 2015 No.14099802 >>14099794 HE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:52:40 2015 No.14099803 >>14099786 Jerk off her spadetail. Don't ever touch her V.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:54:14 2015 No.14099816 >>14099803 That seems a little lewd, are you sure that'll work and scare her away? Should I nibble lightly and suckle her spadetail too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:55:02 2015 No.14099820 >>14099816 Yes, and keep saying stuff about how big and hard it is, even if there's not much muscle tone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:57:42 2015 No.14099836 if you get into a fight with a alp, what would he say?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:58:10 2015 No.14099838

>>14099778
>Sauce
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A
>Session 3
>Question 2: Is there different colour dragons, do they have different breath like fire, ice, gas?
>"Yes. Various dragons like "Fire Drake", "Frost Dragon", and "Black Dragon" who belongs to extremist are planned, and each of them can spit out different breath. But I can't make such powerful beings show up easily, so please wait."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:58:28 2015 No.14099841 >>14099836 S/he'd call you an ignoramus and a hippo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:59:25 2015 No.14099845 >>14099836 Let us fight like men, manly men who do manly things like spit, play with tools and guns and stuff! Do manly things in the woods with other men that they don't speak to other men about!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:59:50 2015 No.14099847 >>14099820 This is starting to weird me out, are you certain this'll get the alp to go away?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 04:59:59 2015 No.14099848

>>14099786
Yes! And you need to take her to a restaurant of her choosing and dress as nicely as possible! And then when you take her home you kiss her hand, and if she invites you in you princess carry her in to her bedroom and love her tenderly in the missionary position!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:00:27 2015 No.14099852 >>14099847 It'll get them off, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:01:28 2015 No.14099858 >>14099836 >S-stand back! I know karate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:03:06 2015 No.14099866 >>14099836 She'll want to wrestle you like they did in ancient greece. In the nude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:03:22 2015 No.14099871 >>14099852 Alright, so I should start off with the handholding, followed by >>14099848, and ending with >>14099803 & >>14099820 I'm a bit nervous, I've never chased away an Alp before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:04:08 2015 No.14099876 >>14099838 Hrm. It's hard to say if he specifically meant Black Dragons there or just that there are subtypes in Druella's "party." I'd prefer a moonrunes question/answer TL over the Engrish ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:04:30 2015 No.14099878 >>14099866 Yes, and first you'll need to lather on the oil on each other. It's traditional. >>14099871 You'll be fine. Just be careful, if it's Alpollo she'll just come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:06:42 2015 No.14099890 >>14099764 That's a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:07:05 2015 No.14099893 >>14099871 Just remember, if it looks like it's not working, lean in to her ear and whisper "I love you". They'll turn as red as a beet and freeze up, it's the perfect panic button!

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:07:31 2015 No.14099895

>>14099876
Sadly as this was done for MGR's "Official English Q&A", there is no moonrune version of the question nor answer; except perhaps on KC's Skype or whatever means of private communication the Q&A was done via.

Personally, I think it's pretty clear that the intent of the translation is "Black Dragons are part of the extremist camp".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:07:55 2015 No.14099898 >>14099845 no matter what we talk about, we allways end up at metal gear

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:09:02 2015 No.14099912 >>14099697 a Kelpie

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:10:33 2015 No.14099920 File: 302 KB, 1920x1080, 1429423275336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099898 Metal gear?!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:12:57 2015 No.14099930 >>14099694 >TFW live in Alaska and haven't gone fishing in ten years

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:13:26 2015 No.14099933 >>14099895 You can't quite say that either. There's still a language barrier there. Just look at S1Q9. It wasn't properly answered until S4Q5

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:18:16 2015 No.14099962 >>14099933 Yes, but in that case he misunderstood the intent of the question, versus mentioning the extremist faction entirely on his own volition in the question regarding dragons. They're not really that comparable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:25:02 2015 No.14099993 File: 428 KB, 600x800, 1434634969337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y-you've come to free me? Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:26:07 2015 No.14099996 >>14099697 Something good at sucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:26:42 2015 No.14099997 >>14099993 Well I'm just Anon. But wouldn't it be better to save the introductions until after we leave enemy territory? I mean, unless you want to of course, I don't want to be rude or anything. Sorry if I came off as rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:27:39 2015 No.14099999 File: 96 KB, 343x600, Ghoul_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099996 Something better than a Ghoul?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:28:02 2015 No.14100002 >>14099997 Even Luka wasn't this beta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:28:23 2015 No.14100003 >>14099999 Yes mr. repeating numerals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:28:25 2015 No.14100005 >>14099993 This scoundrel is already free, and armed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:29:05 2015 No.14100009 >>14100002 Well I'm saving her, presumably on my own, so that has to count for something I'm just not good with social situations since I don't want to be rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:29:24 2015 No.14100011 >>14099997 This is how you get an elf to pass you up and rechain herself to the wall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:29:40 2015 No.14100012 >>14099999 Quints confirm Ghoul is justice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:31:21 2015 No.14100021 >>14100011 I'm sorry, I'm not good at this am I? I'll just turn myself in to the Warlord Apophis in the fort. I'm sorry for breaking in and wasting everyone's time with my break out attempt, I'll learn from this and try better next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:31:21 2015 No.14100022 >>14100011 >chain herself to the wall. This dooris my keikakus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:32:32 2015 No.14100027 >>14100021 I have no idea why they extracted you in the first place, but then putting you in the Combat Unit and letting you go on a mission alone? Someone needs to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:34:04 2015 No.14100034 >>14100027 I'm sorry, it was probably my fault, I really shouldn't have heir mission for me, I'm just at telling people no. I'm really sorry about this whole mess, it's my fault. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:36:59 2015 No.14100042 if my bread smells like beer, is it still okay to eat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:39:02 2015 No.14100051 >>14100042 Go ahead, what's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:43:03 2015 No.14100074 >>14100051 bread is meant to smell like bread. that shit makes me paranoid

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:48:39 2015 No.14100094 >>14099999 Quints confirm Best Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:02:08 2015 No.14100122 >>14100074 You know beer is basically liquid bread? That said your bread if probably off or something happened to make it begin to ferment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:25:30 2015 No.14100216 KC should just hurry up and post Cu Sith already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:27:19 2015 No.14100228 >>14100216 No, he enjoys the torment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:28:44 2015 No.14100237 >>14100228 Sweeter than the act, sweeter than the memory. The moment... of ANTICIPATION!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:29:27 2015 No.14100239 Which monster girl would help you remove Daiz?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:37:55 2015 No.14100266 >>14100216 Kobold will still be better than Cu Sith anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:41:35 2015 No.14100276 File: 1.83 MB, 1252x1742, 1438056707998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Super Wurm the only hero in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:50:49 2015 No.14100295 >>14100266 Hellhound > Werewolf > Kobold > Cu Sith Those are the official dog rankings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:53:36 2015 No.14100302 >>14100295 What about Anubis? Or the foxes? Sure not "Dogs" per-se, but they're all classified under "Wolf Family". As is Kikimora, actually...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:56:08 2015 No.14100311 >>14100302 Jin'ouga > Kiki > Anubis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:56:29 2015 No.14100312 >>14100302 I was trying to only include all the ones people here traditionally talk about as dogs. Including Anubis and the fox types would be a ranking nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:56:38 2015 No.14100313 >>14100295 >>14100302 You both forgot about Werewolves too WereWOLVES

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:57:58 2015 No.14100321 >>14100313 The first post has Werewolf right there, right between Hellhound and Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:58:55 2015 No.14100326 >>14100321 Anon, he's expressing his bitterness over the whole "Werewolves as puppy-dog girls" meme which still continues on, even though we've got an actual goddamn puppy-dog girl now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:59:22 2015 No.14100329 >KC was gathering power 3 hours ago >The last thing he tweeted about was mario He got distracted by Mario Maker didn't he?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:00:04 2015 No.14100332 >>14100326 Actually no, I just didn't see werewolves because I'm tired My bad. Carry on

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:00:16 2015 No.14100333 >>14100326 But real wolves are just cute little puppies too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xti4TcrwBYY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:01:28 2015 No.14100340 >>14100329 DO THE MARIO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:02:32 2015 No.14100345 >>14100329 It's extremely hard not to be distracted by Mario Maker

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:04:50 2015 No.14100353

>>14100332
Oh. Well. Don't I feel silly for overestimating anon's reading comprehension and grudges.

>>14100333
Well, yes, given that in the first place Dogs are just the descendants of Wolves who've been thoroughly domesticated and bred to continue desirable behaviors and traits. Thus the obvious fact is that wolves are can be domesticated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:07:24 2015 No.14100365 File: 320 KB, 800x1000, 1419784954750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100353 Enough with the info dump, we need more DD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:20:43 2015 No.14100426 File: 488 KB, 1056x1100, 289_jubjub_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WONDERLAND RESUMETH

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:21:45 2015 No.14100430 File: 568 KB, 934x629, jubjub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And the text version.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:22:28 2015 No.14100435 >>14100426 Beware it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:22:41 2015 No.14100437 >>14100426 >>14100430 She certainly has some huge jubjubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:22:53 2015 No.14100440 >>14100430 >more fat tat harpies Job well done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:23:16 2015 No.14100446 >>14100426 >drool >crazed lust in eyes I'd jub her jub, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:23:58 2015 No.14100449 >>14100426 >>14100430 Those feathers look so comfortable. The best wing hugs. The very best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:28:04 2015 No.14100461 >>14100426 >>14100430 Pros: Big fat tits, crazy look, thigh high socks Cons: Feathers, talons 6/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:28:13 2015 No.14100462 >>14100426 What's with the hair? There's pink and orange there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:32:32 2015 No.14100480 >>14100430 Everything in Wonderland is great!

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:33:13 2015 No.14100483

>>14100426
Meh. Her breasts are far too big for her body - I mean, oppai is love and all, but somehow this particular case looks off to me.
Her eyes are also something I don't find appealing, kinda way too vague. I think it has something to do with that you can hardly find an iris to look at in them.

Still, VERY nice to see Wonderland going on. This may give us top girls later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:34:00 2015 No.14100491 >>14100426 >>14100430 >Wonderland's back in business Joyous occasion!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:34:41 2015 No.14100497 >>14100426 >>14100430 A very merry unbirthday!

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:35:11 2015 No.14100502

>>14100430
>Temper: Lustful, impatient, submissive
>Food: Omnivores

Unique Wonderland harpies that are perpetually in heat. They retain a harpy's usual friendly personality but are crazy with lust. They have highly developed organs to track down a man by his smell and essence. They're constantly dripping with lewd juices down there, and when spotting a man, they will eagerly pounce on him and push him down. As opposed to average harpies who have small bodies optimized for flight, hers is built to be soft and huggable. Their feathers are incredibly soft and fluffy, and meant more for comfortable embraces than extended periods of flight. For that reason, since they aren't as mobile as most harpies, they tend to use their husbands as a "perch", becoming constantly connected at their waists, moving their hips frantically, and wrapping their legs and wings around the man. They're also easily surprised by taking charge during sex.

Wait for the official translation for other stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:36:12 2015 No.14100509 >>14100480 >>14100483 >>14100491 >>14100497 I hope the next bunch of Wonderland girls are going to be more like Mad Hatter or Dormouse. Screw the guys who complained about them not being monstrous enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:37:53 2015 No.14100515 >>14100502 >They have highly developed organs to track down a man by his smell and essence. They're constantly dripping with lewd juices down there, and when spotting a man, they will eagerly pounce on him and push him down. Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:38:16 2015 No.14100516 >>14100426 >>14100430 >harpy Meeeeeh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:38:30 2015 No.14100518 >>14100502 So if I get this right Yeti hugs Harpy personality And a splash of Holstaur milk These were the ingredients to make the perfect little girl But, Professor KC accidentally added another ingredient: Chemical W (Wonderland)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:38:59 2015 No.14100522 File: 15 KB, 1036x772, MAXIMUM BONER.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100426 HELL YEA

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:39:01 2015 No.14100523

>>14100502
>As opposed to average harpies who have small bodies optimized for flight, hers is built to be soft and huggable. Their feathers are incredibly soft and fluffy, and meant more for comfortable embraces than extended periods of flight.
Yep. Sounds about right. The best sort of wings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:39:27 2015 No.14100526 >>14100518 She would've been better if she only had the harpy personality, but a more normal body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:39:36 2015 No.14100527 >>14100502 Does it mention the Queen and how she made those, like with the rest of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:41:12 2015 No.14100529 >>14100034 >>14100027 I think it's all planned. I heard that Dark Elf was still single and looking for a suitable husband. Looks like she finnaly found one.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:41:19 2015 No.14100530

>>14100502
>As opposed to average harpies who have small bodies optimized for flight, hers is built to be soft and huggable. Their feathers are incredibly soft and fluffy, and meant more for comfortable embraces than extended periods of flight.
Yeti has some competition.
>They're also easily surprised by taking charge during sex
Perfect, everyone should be happy. Subs can let her take charge and people who want to be dominant or a switch can have their way with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:41:54 2015 No.14100532 >>14100518 Cuddle Birds are best birds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:42:46 2015 No.14100541 >>14100509 I don't care if they're cosplay or abomination tier I just want more Wonderland girls to have sexy tea parties with. Mad Hatter is in my top 10 though.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:43:44 2015 No.14100545

>>14100502
>Perpetually in heat
>Highly developed organs to track down a man by his smell and essence
>Constantly dripping with lewd juices down there
>When spotting a man, they will eagerly pounce on him and push him down
>As opposed to average harpies who have small bodies optimized for flight, hers is built to be soft and huggable
Fucking Wonderland man

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:44:06 2015 No.14100546

>>14100527
They just had their heat period turned permanent by her magic.
There's also a bit at the end that mentions that their name might stem from the onomatopoeia "じゅぷじゅぷ", for squelching fluids or something of the sort, but it's only a theory and there's no way to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:44:10 2015 No.14100547 >>14100426 >>14100430 Looks like a birdbrain harpy got lost in wonderland and decided to try everything there was to try. 8/10 Would lewdly get hugged by.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:45:05 2015 No.14100550 >>14100426 Looks like thunderbird finally has a rival for best harpy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:46:39 2015 No.14100558 >>14100502 Don't other MGE harpies have wings that feel pleasant as well? Or are Jub-Jub's just that much better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:46:50 2015 No.14100561 File: 216 KB, 1800x1100, 15895687945543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100426 I want to have a threesome with a jub-jub and a march hare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:46:58 2015 No.14100562 >>14100509 >Wanting more like the worst wonderland girls Anon please, Jabberwock, Memecat, and Alice are better than all of those. March Hare is better than Mad Hatter too. Jubjub strikes the perfect balance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:47:10 2015 No.14100565 >>14100502 Looks like I got a new favorite Monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:48:33 2015 No.14100575 >>14100502 >They're constantly dripping with lewd juices down there, and when spotting a man, they will eagerly pounce on him and push him down. KC watches Shimoneta?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:48:39 2015 No.14100577 >>14100561 So much pink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:49:28 2015 No.14100580 Does Jub-Jub count as an oppai loli?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:49:56 2015 No.14100586 >>14100575 That's what I was thinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:53:16 2015 No.14100599 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, Mad Hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100562 Mad Hatter is more intelligent and sophisticated than your waifu, and she makes better tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:53:45 2015 No.14100602 >>14100599 CHANGE PLACES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:53:49 2015 No.14100603 >>14100561 Why stop at those two? Why not have a 5 person orgy with those two, Cupid and Houri. Think of all the pink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:54:15 2015 No.14100609 >>14100558 I'd think they'd be more stiff since they are used for flight. There are flight feathers and down feathers. Jubjub's feathers look like they are completely down feathers. So she's 0% flight and 100% fluff and warmth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:54:22 2015 No.14100613 >>14100561 Is it weird that I want to fuck March Hare's giant fluffy legs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:54:29 2015 No.14100615 >>14100575 >species of flying Annas Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:54:51 2015 No.14100618 >>14100561 On a bed with pink pillows and pink sheets. Maybe even throw in a Pink Panther Girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:55:22 2015 No.14100620 >>14100603 Cupid and Houri are boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:56:42 2015 No.14100626 >>14100609 Looking at Thunderbird and Gandharva, their feathers do definitely look stiffer, but not so stiff as to be really uncomfortable. I'd say MAMONO MANA's definitely at work there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:57:00 2015 No.14100629 Is beast done with that salamander thing he said he was doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:57:24 2015 No.14100632 >>14100613 Yes because they're FAKE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:58:50 2015 No.14100638 >>14100613 There's nothing wrong with being addicted to fluffy rabbit thighs Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:59:47 2015 No.14100641 >>14100626 They wouldn't feel bad, but jubjub would feel softer since she's specifically designed to me more fluffy. She's practically a living pillow with all that down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:59:49 2015 No.14100642 File: 196 KB, 689x1000, 1430176692236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Cranberrysnake fit in this new color scheme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:01:15 2015 No.14100652 >>14100641 Oh, I don't doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:02:21 2015 No.14100657 File: 769 KB, 1664x1244, HI BILLY MAYS HERE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098664 >>14098693 >>14098728

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:02:22 2015 No.14100658 >>14100599 I want to have sexy tea parties with a Mad Hatter waifu and invite all our Wonderland friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:02:31 2015 No.14100659 >>14100626 Anything stiff enough to fly (i.e. act like a proper wing) will be like hugging a broom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:02:42 2015 No.14100660 >>14100642 No! It has to be cotton candy pink!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:03:02 2015 No.14100664 >>14100642 That's not pink enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:04:01 2015 No.14100670 >>14100664 Neither will your pecker when she's done pecking at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:05:09 2015 No.14100681 >>14100670 That can be taken in so many ways I don't even understand what you're saying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:07:40 2015 No.14100693 >>14096593 what the hell are you talking about? what is Saturday morning villany?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:09:23 2015 No.14100703 >>14100276 Well there's Batwoman with her trusty sidekicks Robin and Batboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:11:14 2015 No.14100714 >Wake up >New KC Girl >It's Wonderland Again Oh hell yeah I thought you all said KC had forever quit Wonderland I'm so fucking glad this thread is always wrong.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:14:10 2015 No.14100726

>>14100714
Well he quit them early when he was doing his regular one girl a month pacing. Now he's picked up the pace and doing one a week he can do more wonderland girls without the nips complaining he wasted a month on a cosplayer.

That said Jubjub is more monstrous than other Wonderland girls so their reaction might be better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:14:42 2015 No.14100734 I want to hug a shog

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:14:44 2015 No.14100735 I want to have nap time with Dormouse and Jubjub bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:15:49 2015 No.14100741 >>14100426 See anon? I told you he would continue with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:18:28 2015 No.14100751 >>14100426 >>14100430 >JubJub Man. Wonderland had some weirdly named shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:21:46 2015 No.14100768 >>14100751 Blame Lewis Carroll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:22:37 2015 No.14100771 So what Wonderland things are left to be made into Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:23:00 2015 No.14100772 >>14100741 And I'm happy that you were right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:23:44 2015 No.14100775 >>14100771 We haven't had a picture of the Queen of Hearts yet, all we know is that she's a Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:24:12 2015 No.14100779 >>14100771 The elusive and deadly writing desk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:27:54 2015 No.14100789 >>14100426 Damn she looks fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:28:06 2015 No.14100790 We should celebrate our yub nub with the jub jub!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:28:57 2015 No.14100791 >>14100771 the bandersnatch (hehehe... snatch), the sheep and the hookah smoking caterpillar

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:32:27 2015 No.14100802

>>14100771
Bread and butterflies (sweeted up beezlebub), tweedle twins (shortstack succubuses that come in pairs), rocking horse fly (batshit crazy flying centaur), caterpillar (really stoned oomukade), playing card soldiers, and bandersnatch girl. There's probably more, but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:34:28 2015 No.14100811 >>14100802 >tweedle twins (shortstack succubuses that come in pairs) Oh yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:37:00 2015 No.14100824 >>14100802 >>14100791 We already have a bandersnatch girl though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:44:04 2015 No.14100845 File: 420 KB, 2121x2879, Bandersnatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100791 >the bandersnatch >"A-am I kawaii? Uguu~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:45:16 2015 No.14100848 File: 103 KB, 600x528, 1406772992667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any MG art that's actually art?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:46:03 2015 No.14100850 >>14100845 That doesn't look like it can extend its neck at all You can't just have a random monster and call it a Bandersnatch

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:46:05 2015 No.14100851 >>14100824 If you are talking about Jabberwock, then in some forms of the story the Jabberwocky and the Bandersnatch are different creatures. If KC wanted to get the most out of Wonderland he'd make a separate MG for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:46:46 2015 No.14100853 >>14100848 >Is there any art that's actually art? Is real life even real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:46:50 2015 No.14100854 >>14100845 At least she would give good handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:47:31 2015 No.14100855 >>14100850 Blame Umbrella or Capcom. Those things were a pain in the ass in Code Veronica though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:47:38 2015 No.14100856 >>14100845 MGQ managed to turn it into a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:48:45 2015 No.14100860 File: 183 KB, 640x480, 0089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100856 >that art quality in Paradox Always makes me laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:48:54 2015 No.14100861 >>14100851 Any official Lewis Carroll works that show them as different creatures?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:51:57 2015 No.14100870 >>14100860 I want a handjob from that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:53:01 2015 No.14100873 File: 128 KB, 803x1031, 1399257741856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100853 You know what I mean, anon. Though I will accede that artistic value or merit is a very difficult thing to pin down.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:05:28 2015 No.14100905

>>14100861
I only remember Jabberwockies being mentioned in the poem, but Bandersnatches appear in a few of her works like The Hunting of the Snark. I guess the Jabberwocky could have been one specific Bandersnatch, but I don't really know. However; if other people have been making them seperate creatures since the books came out I don't see why KC can't also.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:07:10 2015 No.14100908 >>14100905 >her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:10:28 2015 No.14100921 >>14100873 Only figurative wankers ask questions like that. Now be a literal wanker like the rest of us and enjoy some sweet monster pornography.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:12:27 2015 No.14100929 >>14100908 I'm typing on a tiny phone keyboard because my laptop is broken, give me a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:16:16 2015 No.14100936 File: 562 KB, 900x783, Fucking Casuals not playing MGQ REEEEEEEEEEE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100848 >>14100873 Yes one exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:18:46 2015 No.14100943 File: 436 KB, 800x600, Paintgeist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100936

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:20:42 2015 No.14100948 >>14100936 >>14100943 >MGQ "Into the trash" doesn't even cut it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:24:05 2015 No.14100955 >>14100936 >>14100943 Video games can never be art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:25:29 2015 No.14100961 >>14098338 if your using chrome your SOL as they stopped supporting npapi (which unity web player needs to have enable to run) and i dont think the old workarounds work anymore

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:36:15 2015 No.14100993
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>>14100426
Was a little too pink for me so I attempted an alt palette.
>Swing your hips from side to side! Cum on, it's time to go do the JubJub Bird!
>Thrust it in, and then again!
>Let's do the JubJub Bird! All together now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:40:15 2015 No.14101002 >>14100993 >not loving delicious pink

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:48:00 2015 No.14101023 >>14100426 >pink This is going to be a fucking pain to make transparent No, what im not gonna even bother trying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:52:07 2015 No.14101038 >>14100502 >You'll never go about your daily business with the waifu sitting on your shoulders, resting her breasts on your head and snoozing softly as she instinctively snuggles up to you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:56:58 2015 No.14101053

Does diff types of blood make any difference to a vamp or is it all the same, be it from a wimpy little bitchboy or a fuckin' dragon? I'd like blood to have innate strengths that can power a vamp up so long as she has it metabolized into her system. Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 09:57:06 2015 No.14101054 >>14100426 Thanks god we have a new harpy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:05:17 2015 No.14101066 >>14099890 Undead elf, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:06:52 2015 No.14101071 >>14101066 Yeah, but the type of undead is a wight, I think. Elf wight if you wanna be particular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:07:48 2015 No.14101073 >>14101053 I like to think that all men with AB blood are on a secret vampire society watch list because their blood is a rare delicacy. They try to stear these men into getting a vampire wife or donating to some of the society's false blood drives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:08:14 2015 No.14101074 >>14101053 I'd imagine each vampire has her own tastes in blood types, some prefer AB and others like O. Dragon blood would be like cheap discount store shit to them, vampires have always preferred human blood in any the vast majority of settings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:10:07 2015 No.14101076 >>14101074 >Dragon blood would be like cheap discount store shit Wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:13:05 2015 No.14101078 >>14101076 It would probably to the job to sate their hunger but it'd taste horrible to them due to it not carrying human spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:14:08 2015 No.14101081 >>14101076 She drains a guy's spirit energy when she drinks his blood, but monsters would have no spirit energy. If a man's blood would be a coke, a monster's blood would be water and food dye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:17:17 2015 No.14101084 Dracolich or Vampiric Dragon Which would you 'slay'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:17:40 2015 No.14101087 >>14101078 >>14101081 Yeah but take SE out of it for a moment. Would Vampires dine on exotic blood like we do animals? Would it make them stronger? Wiser?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:18:40 2015 No.14101090 >>14101084 Vampiric dragon on accounts of my biting fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:18:54 2015 No.14101092 >>14101084 The second, no doubts. I fear to imagine how life would be with her though.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:21:46 2015 No.14101098
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>>14100430
>>14100426
>Last week discussing Wonderland and whythe girls from there got cancelled
>Start talking about how we need more girls from there
>"Like, I don't know, JubJub bird."
>JubJub bird
....Huh. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:25:49 2015 No.14101105 >>14100426 >>14100430 I want to play with a Jubjub's jubblies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:25:56 2015 No.14101106 >>14101098 I feel like I'm being watched. The paranoia is growing strong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:27:06 2015 No.14101109 >>14101105 Her Jububblies?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:27:27 2015 No.14101110

>>14101084
Vampiric Dragon
>Wrapping her huge scaly wings around you
>Her hot breath on your neck as she sniffs it
>Claiming your blood is one of her most important treasures, making an amulet containing it out of some of her gold
>>14101098
Same thing happened with Jiangshi, people talked about her a bunch in one thread and a week later KC pops out a cute mist continent girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:28:47 2015 No.14101113 >>14100993 I think deep red, mauve or a darker purple would fit better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:29:13 2015 No.14101115 I want to gnaw on a Wurm's hard scales and have it tickle her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:30:45 2015 No.14101120 >>14101106 >>14101110 He is watching us! Quick everyone put on your tinfoil hat, what shit that's aliens. How do we ward of Japanese artists?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:30:51 2015 No.14101122 >>14101023 >http://i.imgur.com/RHSsqkU.png There's a quick-and-dirty with the jaggies blurred off. It's even worse because imgur doesn't allow transparency on images over 1mb. If that one triggers your OCD, please go do it properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:31:25 2015 No.14101123 >>14101115 Enjoy your broken teeth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:31:33 2015 No.14101124 >>14101115 Do you want to break your teeth? Because that's how you break your teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:33:03 2015 No.14101126 File: 216 KB, 500x384, 1442413983084.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101110 Hmm...Strange. That aside, you know what MGE really needs? A new Lamia girl. Like an Ananta from Indian myth. An Ananta would be pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:33:12 2015 No.14101127 >>14101120 Throw rice. Or was it salt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:34:03 2015 No.14101128 >>14101127 Both for good measure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:34:10 2015 No.14101129 >>14101123 >>14101124 Toothmind

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:35:20 2015 No.14101137 >>14101127 Rice attracts them and salt wards of against evil sptrits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:35:55 2015 No.14101139 >>14101109 Yes, those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:38:14 2015 No.14101144 >>14101120 Wait maybe we should test this. We should pick a monster we want to see made and then talk about it. Then we will see if we really are making an influece.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:42:40 2015 No.14101153 >>14101144 Let's keep up the wonderland. Bandersnatch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:43:03 2015 No.14101155 >>14101144 We talk about Mega Holtst a lot and still nothing. Until those happen I refuse to believe. KC give Mega Holst plz.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:49:28 2015 No.14101169

>>14101153
What would the Bandersnatch be anyway. Wonderland MGs are "fixed" versions of normal ones, but Bandersnatches don't have a written description from the books that I recall besides sharp teeth and strechy necks. I'm hoping for a Jinko alteration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:50:31 2015 No.14101172 File: 1.22 MB, 1056x1100, jubjubblur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101023 Transparent version with the jaggies burred off. Hopefully this triggers your OCD enough to do it properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:54:56 2015 No.14101179 >>14101172 To tired, maybe later

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:56:08 2015 No.14101181 >>14100426 >>14100430 >heart pupils Oh the lewds! Please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:57:26 2015 No.14101183 >>14101172 First the p'orcs, then the march hares, practically all of eros, and now this. Why do I love pink monster girls SO much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 10:59:16 2015 No.14101188 >>14100426 >>14100430 Look at them jubjubs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:05:32 2015 No.14101204 >>14100426 >>14100430 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:06:03 2015 No.14101207 >>14101172 I would seek her manxome foe with my vorpal sword, if you catch my drift. Hell, I would even temper her perpetual passion with my bird, or sate its ages-ahead taste in fashion with my little friend that she has met once before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:09:56 2015 No.14101215 Remember to keep your Jubjub waifus adequately hydrated anons! With all the drooling and sweating and dripping between the legs that happens in her eternally aroused state, she loses fluids fast!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:12:51 2015 No.14101226 >>14101215 >eternally aroused state S-so when does this start? Will my daughterus hatch already aching for a good dicking? That's lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:13:16 2015 No.14101227 >>14101215 I'm now imagining a concerned anon desperately trying to get his Jubjub waifu to drink something while she just keeps grinding on him and drooling over him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:14:01 2015 No.14101230 >>14101215 >>14101215 You know my response to hydration Anon. It'll just make her more huggable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:14:38 2015 No.14101232 >>14101227 Sometimes the only way you'll get her to drink is by feeding water to her while you kiss her, sort of how a mother bird feeds her babies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:15:15 2015 No.14101233 File: 1.33 MB, 1013x1200, JShHK7z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100426 >>14100430 >more big tittied Harpies Wonderful. She probably won't get art unfortunately, just like the Gandharva.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:15:18 2015 No.14101234 I want a shota to give some water to a Jub Jub while she's leglocking and grinding me in public, completely ignorant as to what she's doing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:15:23 2015 No.14101235 >>14101169 a lion variant of the jinko would be awsome

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:15:33 2015 No.14101236 >>14101215 >drooling and sweating and dripping between the legs that happens in her eternally aroused state Anna-sempai girls pls go and stay gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:16:50 2015 No.14101240 >>14101236 I don't know what those are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:17:36 2015 No.14101241 >>14101233 Why does Gandharva have 4 toes and Jubjub only 3? Just because Gandharva has larger feet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:19:32 2015 No.14101247 I want a bunch of harpies to bully a Jub Jub for her abnormal toe count!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:21:35 2015 No.14101252 File: 402 KB, 847x1200, 43235636_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100860 That looks like Cool-Kyou-Shinjas artstyle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:24:27 2015 No.14101255 >>14101252 Softest boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:24:37 2015 No.14101257 >>14101252 Why are Abyssals so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:24:59 2015 No.14101259 >>14101241 I guess Gandharvas probably grow larger than Jubjubs, so the talons help with weight and all that jazz.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:29:08 2015 No.14101271 >>14101257 If they were so perfect they wouldn't be such cockblocks every summer event.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:30:55 2015 No.14101279 >>14101257 Because they're Boat Abominations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:35:39 2015 No.14101290 >>14101252 She actually is drawn by Cool-Kyou Shinja. And yes, all 3 of her h-scenes involve both that giant arm, and her huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:35:43 2015 No.14101291 >>14101255 Indeed, but Re is still the weird biomechanical horror of my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:36:19 2015 No.14101294 File: 2.96 MB, 280x154, 1427072920815.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, do Wonderland girls have English accents?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:36:22 2015 No.14101295 >>14101291 Re is scum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:37:27 2015 No.14101296 File: 165 KB, 711x994, _014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101290 That's neat, provided I can actually find her H-Scenes at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:39:27 2015 No.14101301 >>14101294 >All Wonderland girls put Us after every O >They call Bathrooms 'water closets' >They call Potato Chips 'Crisps' >They have no dental plans

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:39:50 2015 No.14101302 >>14101241 They are both the same. You're just seeing the hallux because of the angle

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:41:12 2015 No.14101304 >>14101301 They're probably okay with erotic toothbrushing in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:41:38 2015 No.14101306 >>14101301 Still better than any given seppo mg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:41:46 2015 No.14101307 >>14101304 That's called irrumation, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:42:25 2015 No.14101310 >>14101301 >Call the weapons of humans 'rooty tooty point and shooty's

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:44:01 2015 No.14101314 >>14100426 >>14100430 OH FRABJOUS DAY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:44:03 2015 No.14101315 >>14101310 >'rooty tooty point and shooty' That's a very lewd name for the ponos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:46:22 2015 No.14101320 >>14101296 One's a handjob, another's a lying down titfuck with Luka lying on her arm and being cradled in her hand, and the third is her holding Luka upside down with her giant arm with his dick buried in between her tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:47:46 2015 No.14101322 >>14101295 Re is love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:50:59 2015 No.14101325 >>14101320 Forgot, the titfuck has her push Luka's face into her breasts, and making him suck her nipples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:51:07 2015 No.14101326 File: 246 KB, 1024x1563, I like MGs like I like my beer, Cold and Tall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any Wonderland version of Centaurs yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:52:17 2015 No.14101329 >>14101325 >the titfuck has her push Luka's face into her breasts, and making him suck her nipples That's my fetish.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:54:47 2015 No.14101334
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>>14101087
The other way around. To them we ARE the exotic animals that carry the most valuable and tastiest blood.

They can drink the blood of other animals but it is of much lower quality for them. A higher class vampire would blatantly puke if it ever tried drinking the blood of non-human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:55:03 2015 No.14101335 >>14101326 No, but rocking horse fly is a possibility. It'd be really weird, but it's there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:58:18 2015 No.14101341 >>14101334 >Daring the wrath of a dragon by throwing up its precious and priceless blood as trash Bye bye kingdom. On another note, what about a human incubus born from a dragon? Would they find his blood exotic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:58:36 2015 No.14101342 File: 299 KB, 1131x1600, Kunoichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how does one fend off a ninja?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:59:09 2015 No.14101343 >>14101342 Curtains, a dog, and maybe a yellow belt in karate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 11:59:11 2015 No.14101345 >>14101334 >those breasts 10/10 would be transfixed by while she preys upon me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:00:00 2015 No.14101347 >>14101126 Typhon girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:01:51 2015 No.14101350 >>14101347 But we don't have a Zeus to throw a mountain on her! Let's have a Jörmungandr instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:03:12 2015 No.14101352 >>14101342 Hang a Jolly Roger on your wall, they'll be disgusted by you being a piratefag and skulk off to shitpost about how much cooler ninjas are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:03:41 2015 No.14101355 >>14101350 >implying Chief God isn't a combination of Zeus and Hera, and Demon Lord's main beef with her is that she's a cheating slut with throws men away

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:03:45 2015 No.14101356 >>14101172 https://i.imgur.com/yyRQxkl.png ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:04:23 2015 No.14101358 >>14101343 you need to explain how that works

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:05:58 2015 No.14101363 all this talk of vampires I'm reminded of this http://pastebin.com/K4xwEyPf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:06:14 2015 No.14101364 File: 153 KB, 600x809, 61c6d86dbb55feba5d7354874d8e2812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Jubjubs shortstacks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:07:39 2015 No.14101371 >>14101364 They look like it. Short but not too short, a lot taller than Hobgoblins but shorter than Cheshires. Probably the same size as regular harpies but with more filled out bodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:10:47 2015 No.14101376 >>14101364 I definitely got that feel when I first saw her. It isn't blatantly obvious, but it's hard to ignore at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:12:43 2015 No.14101382 >>14101358 You draw the curtains, and the ninja can't see you. You get the dog to sniff the ninja out so you don't need to see her. You learn the minimal amount of karate to counter her sexual advances.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:12:53 2015 No.14101383 >>14101343 >Yellow Belt That's the third belt you dingus. That means congrats you've just finished the first third of the way to finishing the basics At least be reasonable and say 3rd/4th Degree Black Belt at MINIMUM, 6th/7th Max

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:13:40 2015 No.14101385 >>14101371 >with more filled out bodies Would a jubjub even notice you bullying her about how she can't fly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:14:12 2015 No.14101386 >>14101352 >pirates vs ninjas Pirates win. >>14101383 >third belt Second, actually. And that's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:14:12 2015 No.14101387 >>14101383 >That's the third belt Yellow was the second belt when I did karate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:16:04 2015 No.14101389 >>14101386 >>14101387 My second was Orange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:16:58 2015 No.14101393 >>14101389 Well then you're a filthy heretic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:17:24 2015 No.14101396 Would a Jubjub die if you kept her in a chastity belt for too long?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:18:31 2015 No.14101399 >>14101389 That makes no sense! White to orange to yellow? The color progression is fucked! I could understand White to yellow to orange, but that's just ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:19:08 2015 No.14101400 >>14101393 No I became a filthy heretic when I stalled out at First Degree and then went to college and suffered from depression and became a fat neet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:19:14 2015 No.14101401 >>14101396 It would hurt

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:19:23 2015 No.14101402

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/robots-with-artificial-intelligence-that-can-have-sex-with-humans-should-be-banned-says-a-university-academic/story-fnet0gt3-1227530139002

>even if we invent monster girls or robo monster girls feminist will try everything to shut it down

Why can't 3d girls just fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:20:07 2015 No.14101407 >>14101401 She's a voluminous wench

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:20:23 2015 No.14101409 >>14101402 Why can't you fuck off. Why do you think robots want to have sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:20:35 2015 No.14101410 >>14101407 For you

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:20:59 2015 No.14101411

>>14101385
>Start slapping around her tits and laughing
>"What are you even meant to be, can you even fly with all this useless meat?"
>Her eyes light up and she reaches a hand down between her legs, moans soon follow
>The crazy bitch is getting off on being bullied

They'd make great masochists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:21:16 2015 No.14101413 >>14101402 If this ever happens I may as well kill myself. No real reason to live anymore if there's no hope of finding/building my ideal waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:21:22 2015 No.14101414 >>14101396 She'd keep dry humping men out of instinct and she'd either break the belt or kill several men via blunt force trauma before law enforcement either kills her or helps get the belt off.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:21:24 2015 No.14101416

>>14101400
Nobody asked for your life story lardo, now do something funny! Trip over!
>>14101402
>you're not allowed to have sex with human women because that's oppression!
>you're not allowed to have robots for it either!
Yeah, fuck that noise, yo.
>>14101409
They want what we want them to want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:21:47 2015 No.14101418 >>14101402 >women afraid to lose their pussy pass What else is new?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:22:11 2015 No.14101420 >>14101411 Wouldn't they do that regardless of anything you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:22:59 2015 No.14101422 >>14101413 It's not like the feminists can actually stop it. They can't stop nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:23:00 2015 No.14101423 >>14101411 >The crazy bitch is getting off on being bullied The crazy bitch probably gets off to anything, she's always horny. How would you teach your Jubjub daughterus that going to the bathroom isn't erotic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:24:27 2015 No.14101426 >>14101422 That is my sincere hope anon. SJWs are more common than you think though, it's a real problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:25:25 2015 No.14101427 >>14101382 but there ninjas they work in the shadows

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:26:21 2015 No.14101431

>>14101426
The last thing I heard in my country was that we had to change traffic signs so they didn't have male and female figures anymore. Nobody even tried to argue with them because nobody cares.
>>14101427
Which is why you get the dog to sniff them out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:27:52 2015 No.14101436 >>14101431 >Nobody even tried to argue with them because nobody cares. Shit's scary yo. They get away with a lot because you seem like an actual scum if you disagree with the ones who can pass as normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:28:11 2015 No.14101437 >>14101411 >bend her over to spank her on her fat Harpy ass >she actually cums after several slaps

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:28:17 2015 No.14101438 >>14101363 >meal of chicken keiv and potato's along with blood. a fine meal for a vampire

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:28:59 2015 No.14101442 >>14101423 >Daddy, this brown dick in my butt feels so good~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:30:00 2015 No.14101444 >>14101431 now it all makes sense,, thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:30:16 2015 No.14101445 File: 223 KB, 1280x960, 1440628414524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101409 Did i trigger you my friend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:31:11 2015 No.14101448 >>14101402 I can't see strait from the sheer stupid in this article. Why do these fucknuggets feel the need to shove their flawed claims and ideologies into everything they touch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:31:34 2015 No.14101449 >>14101442 Way to kill my boner you asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:32:05 2015 No.14101452 File: 126 KB, 1280x720, 1439316949057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101445 Pls delete.

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:32:25 2015 No.14101454

>>14101423
Oh, they probably have all sorts of incredibly kinky fetishes just because they can't differentiate sexual stuff from non sexual stuff. You'd probably even find some like Tile Anon.

Kinky writefags, where you at?

>>14101442
Not this though. Yuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:32:38 2015 No.14101455 >>14101449 You're welcome. One day it's gonna be Jamal and you'll just go yeah yeah and think she's pooping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:33:08 2015 No.14101457 >>14101442 motherfucker you actually went there

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:33:14 2015 No.14101458 >>14101454 >Kinky writefags I'm one, even if I can't into smut. Whaddya need?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:33:24 2015 No.14101460 >>14101437 >Suspend her from the ceiling with bondage ropes >The moment she sees you pick up a whip she releases a waterfall

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:33:48 2015 No.14101461 >>14101458 Kinky Jubjubs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:35:14 2015 No.14101464 >>14101454 If I didn't have a story I'm already working on and plans for the one after that I would. I'll still add it to the list and start thinking about it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:35:22 2015 No.14101465 >>14101461 >plural Do you suppose some amateur porn stars could have some in stock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:36:04 2015 No.14101469 >>14101438 would a vampire actually eat garlic willingly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:36:49 2015 No.14101472 >>14101469 Garlic is delicious and I reject the notion it has any ill effect on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:37:06 2015 No.14101475 >>14101465 jubjubs would make the best pornstars, they wouldn't need any fluffers or whatever they're called. Ready to go whenever, wherever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:37:37 2015 No.14101477 >>14101454 Yeah, you'd get less kinky stuff from me. I'd be closer to /d/ probably considering it would be muscles or cumflating a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:38:14 2015 No.14101479 >>14101475 Okay, how many would be a good number?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:38:17 2015 No.14101480 File: 1.40 MB, 457x259, 1440458783281.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yandere Jubjubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:39:03 2015 No.14101481 >>14101479 At least 3, but no more than 6.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:39:29 2015 No.14101484 >>14101472 well the one in beast's story is quite happy to eat that keiv.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:40:12 2015 No.14101488 >>14101481 I'll go with three, then. Going to add them into Endurance at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:40:26 2015 No.14101490 >>14101480 Anna-sempai pls stay gone! Pure girls are the best. Anubis Kajo when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:40:51 2015 No.14101493 >>14101477 Yeah, whoever does it would have to be really careful not to get the faggots all buttblasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:41:51 2015 No.14101497 >>14101488 Sounds nice mate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:42:24 2015 No.14101500 >>14101480 >Posting some shitty tumblr gif >Not posting the full scene This is why we have laws in this country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:43:07 2015 No.14101502 File: 151 KB, 800x858, 1442023499090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101477 I'm okay with muscles provided you don't go 100% full roid-rage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:45:49 2015 No.14101513 >>14101402 >“Robophilia” will be the norm in 50 years Fuck! Another thing I was born too early for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:46:59 2015 No.14101518 >>14101497 I can see it now. It starts off as a parody of Birds, with the bishie and some of the other girls hiding indoors and having desperate "we're all going to die" sex, followed by splitting up, after which the bishie is raped by the Jubjubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:47:27 2015 No.14101519 >>14101472 garlic for MGE vamps is a aphrodisiac right? im sure they would use it like viagra

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:47:36 2015 No.14101520 >>14101329 But is it still your fetish if the handjob is her rubbing Luka's dick between two of her massive fingers? And energy draining him with her hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:47:59 2015 No.14101524 >>14101488 Alp, pls. At least finish the Ogre snusnu before considering adding even more characters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:49:12 2015 No.14101531 >>14101520 The handjob maybe. The energy draining no-siree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:49:16 2015 No.14101532 >>14101524 I'm free to add as much as I want, especially when I know how the bishie will end up. Which I'm not telling. Also no Ogres now, only kuudere bugs fighting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:49:27 2015 No.14101533 >>14101488 OK Alp, don't blow it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:49:36 2015 No.14101535 >>14101497 >spoiler When can we expect it? 2017?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:50:21 2015 No.14101541 >>14101533 More than it already is with the monster boy assrape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:51:42 2015 No.14101550 >>14101535 Try staring at him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:52:28 2015 No.14101552 >>14101519 >Vampires using garlic as viagra never thought i'd think that line

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:53:32 2015 No.14101556 >>14101552 Nobody ever thought about sparkles in association to vampires either but it happened anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:54:17 2015 No.14101559 >>14101502 Come on, who wouldn't love an ommukade that looks like she can out wrestle ushis?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:54:30 2015 No.14101561

>>14101490
>Anubis does her normal duties by day, but sneaks around at night to temp lewdness
>Rearranges mummies' bandages to show off naughty bits
>Puts curses on all the Kephri when they sleep so they jump the Pharaoh in the morning
>Makes the mummies build a huge statue of a dick and vagina
>Writes naughty hieroglyphics on the walls
>Whispers words like nuts and pussy in the corridors and snickers for several minutes between eat word
>Forces her husband to help her, and even has him were her panties on his head
>Despite all the lewdness she still hasn't worked up the nerve to see her husband naked
>Everytime they try she freezes up and turns into a stuttering mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:55:43 2015 No.14101567 >>14101561 >>Whispers words like nuts and pussy in the corridors and snickers for several minutes between each word Adorable as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:56:28 2015 No.14101571 >>14101561 The cuteness is maximal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:00:29 2015 No.14101583 >>14101552 Now I want a story with this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:01:30 2015 No.14101586 >>14101561 Would waifu. >Writes naughty hieroglyphics on the walls Years later, historians will find these hieroglyphics and think they're a deep and meaningful message, completely unaware of the true meaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:01:50 2015 No.14101587 >>14100426 >>14100430 >>14100502 >Lewd Shortstack Harpy >Soft and Huggable Good god KC, stop making so many quality waifus. I have too many and it's ruining my laifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:03:13 2015 No.14101594 >>14101561 Speaking of Anubises, is the Anubis / Dragon meme still ongoing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:03:59 2015 No.14101599 >>14101594 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:04:16 2015 No.14101600 File: 147 KB, 561x813, A Wurm Can.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101594

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:05:13 2015 No.14101604 >>14101594 No after we discovered the perpetrator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:05:31 2015 No.14101605 >>14101599 Good. I'm slowly working on a story featuring both and I don't want it to get memeposted to hell when I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:07:06 2015 No.14101611 >>14101605 I like both of these girls and hope the same. The actual art was beautiful though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:07:11 2015 No.14101612 I want to tease a Jubjub nipples with my tongue and make her yelp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:07:22 2015 No.14101613 >>14101604 Wait who was it? Or do you mean that guy even /u/ told to fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:08:08 2015 No.14101618 >>14101613 Yes, that guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:08:24 2015 No.14101619 >>14101611 No it wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:08:49 2015 No.14101621 >>14101612 >Yelp you mean chirp right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:09:55 2015 No.14101628 File: 558 KB, 1200x1118, 1418560110464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I heard you like stinky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:11:13 2015 No.14101632 >>14101621 Yeah, exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:14:44 2015 No.14101643 File: 967 KB, 1056x1100, 1442423684165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For those who care, heres the Transparent Version http://imgur.com/a/crARm#63

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:16:26 2015 No.14101648 >>14101628 Who told you I masturbated with my MILF coworker's dirty sock while she was on holiday? That's in no way true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:17:01 2015 No.14101650 File: 1.04 MB, 3015x2680, cocoon practice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097576

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:17:08 2015 No.14101651 >>14101648 I like you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:17:14 2015 No.14101653 >>14101648 How did you get her socks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:17:59 2015 No.14101657 >>14101583 how would that even work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:18:35 2015 No.14101658 >>14101650 My heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:18:38 2015 No.14101660 >>14101650 Remember when I told you I love you, no Alp? Now it's gone full Alp. This is what I want to do with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:18:48 2015 No.14101661 >>14101650 That looks like heaven,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:19:00 2015 No.14101662 >>14101653 We work outside on occasion and she'd left a pair bunched up in her work boots after a rainy day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:19:15 2015 No.14101665 >>14101643 You do great work, TransparencyAnon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:20:10 2015 No.14101669 >>14101650 How can one drawfag be so based?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:20:14 2015 No.14101671 >>14101662 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:20:43 2015 No.14101674 >>14101650 PERFECT I'd do a story about this but my Dragon doesn't have wings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:22:09 2015 No.14101679 File: 1.07 MB, 818x1157, 1432754681330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101674 Mine does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:24:54 2015 No.14101689 >>14100426 Every monster is better with pink

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:25:24 2015 No.14101691 >>14101648 Which monstergirls? Tanukis? Wights? Elfs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:26:13 2015 No.14101692 File: 86 KB, 465x754, 1417335091880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101689 >tomboy monster girl dressed in pink

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:26:21 2015 No.14101694 >>14101628 I wouldn't mind having her wrap her sweaty thighs around my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:26:38 2015 No.14101695 >>14101691 >MILF It's obviously a Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:30:26 2015 No.14101703 >>14101643 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 13:31:45 2015 No.14101706 >>14101692 >you will never make your tomboy monster girl friend wear frilly pink dresses. What a shame.

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