Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Houris did nothing wrong.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>2 Threads 1 second apart
WHAT DO WE DO?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080411
Cumflate the centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080408
>One second
Your lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080411
I'm all for keeping one as a back-up since this one is kind of relevant for today

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose we'll be back in a day or two. Atleast this time it was an unfortunate coincidence rather than just one Anon fucking up.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080408
Is that a boy or a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14082997
its a houri riding a dark matter alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14083007
That was an alp?

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>>14083041
I don't know, ask less

[Anonymous No.]

>your kobold wife will never giver birth to your daughters in the middle of winter

[Anonymous No.]

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears, and consider the following:
Jiangshi, Vampire and Wight have their bitchboys compete in a variety of gruelling physical tasks to see which of them has trained their boy the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>No paladin gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080408
>"Iz Ayn Keh Shma Sfarsh backup Allah Akbar!"
what

[Anonymous No.]

Continuing work on the Anubis dakimakura.

https://picarto.tv/monorus

[Anonymous No.]

We're still on page 9 dingus
>>14080407

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>>14085470
Look at the time stamps of the two threads. They were created almost simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14085461
>Anubis dakimakura

Anonlich, this had better be your doing.

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

POST IN HERE

DO NOT MAKE A NEW OP

YOU
IDIOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087292
That's nice deary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087292
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087296
Really? God damn it. We need thread sniping anon back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14086099
Of course. Mono offered a commission slot, and I'm not one to leave opportunity hanging when it knocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh baby take it. Hard.

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>>14087307
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take care of your waifu when she was sick?
Would you rape her in her weakened state?

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>>14087311
Exactly this, but with my lamia waifu being the sick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087311
Yes and nah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087311
Yes and No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087311
Yes.
No_

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087311
Of course.

>Spoiler
S'wrong with you? Takin' advantage of the sick waifu. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087311
What if rape cures her of her sickness?

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>>14087311
Of course I would take care of her, and yes I would cuddlerape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087311
Yes and only if it cures her.

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>>14087317
You would dress up as a sexy doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
> Young Monster girl daughteru is wearing clothes clearly to big for her
>'Daddy look I'm a big girl like mommy!'
Heart status

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087329
Would monster girls find them sexy? They don't care about money like human girls after all.

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>>14087331
Say "For you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087329
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087331
Vaporized by the sheer adorableness.

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Holy shit. Monsters in wedding dresses are so fucking top.
It even un-fucks their visual sluttyness and almost makes you overlook these are Lescatie dante-must-die-mod chicks of all things.

Guess monster nature+human culture is where's the stuff at.

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>>14087311
Wouldn't the second one be a sort of cure? This was actually put on in a story.

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>>14087333
>Implying naked lab coat isn't SAF

[Anonymous No.]

How would you tell your parents that you're married to a demon ninja?

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>>14087345
Well, I guess you have a point. I'm just not alp enough to get into a woman's mindset and see it looking good on guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087353
"Mom, Dad, I'm married to a demon ninja"

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>>14087353
Leaves fall at autumn
I married a ninja girl
It is pretty rad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087353
>I...She, just, kinda, fucked me when I wasn't looking, and we're a thing now, so

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what do you guys think of the monmusu character albums? I really like Nobility. Centaur rock operas are pretty good.

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>>14087356
Then how do you know what to wear to appeal to your waifu? Ask a female friend?

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>>14087367
Those're out? Gonna have to give 'em a listen.

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>>14087353
I would have to do it in style, like make her scare the shit out of them first and then I come and go"I see you've met my wife"

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>>14087374
Ask the local arachne seamstress.

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>>14087311
Fuck yeah, the daughteru and I are gonna dress up as a pair of sexy nurses and pamper the shit out of her. No rape, but if she really wants she can watch me dick the daughteru though.

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>>14087383
>the daughteru and I are gonna dress up as a pair of sexy nurses
Okay anon, that's adorable.

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>>14087381
Yo mean the one that gets really touchy and always wants to see you try on any cosplay outfits you get from her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087389
She just wants to make sure they're comfy and don't tear.

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>>14087389
>>14087393
God dammit anons, don't you remember what happens if you accept anything from her? That's basically marriage to her kind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shag a shoggoth

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>>14087388
Yeah...

>>14087383
That spoiler ain't though. That's just awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087395
I'm are she'll understand that I have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087395
It's not a gift if you pay for it.
Is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087359
would be funny she wasn't there at that point and they didn't believe you.

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>>14087397
>That's just awful.
Its only if she wants to anon, god.

>>14087400
That depends on how much of a discount she secretly have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087405
What woman would want to watch her husband fuck another girl while she's laid up sick in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087405
gave, not have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087409
The lewd kind. The kind who originally proposed I dick her daughteru in the first place.

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>>14080408
>>14081352
>>14081387
>the third option
muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087409
A cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087414
So >>14087416

Meh. Whatever, if that's your relationship...well, to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087416
>>14087418
It's not NTR if I dick them both, good god.

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>>14087420
It's not NTR, she's just a cuckquean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087353
I don't, my mother you not be down with me having a demon for a wife, ninja or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087317
Never let a Lamia cook for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Cum cures colds, ergo I will enjoy stuffy, amateurish-feverish deepthroats from my sick waifu after I feed her chicken soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087364
Kunoichi: masters of the silent rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087429
>feverish deepthroats
Now I'm thinking of that chapter in Fela Pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087429
>>14087435
>Fela Pure
Lucky.

All I can think of is the vomit-heavy Meme50 doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cross counter a lizardman!

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>>14087447
then laugh at her anger when you say she has no dignity.

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>>14087447
>I want to cross counter a lizardman!
>lizardman
>man

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you make camp in the woods and Owl Girls stare at you intently as you try to sleep.

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>>14087364
"Yeah, I was out doing something then suddenly some demon chick fucked me in front of everyone. I couldn't get rid of her but I'm starting to like it now I guess."
Pretty much how most monster-parent introductions would go. Probably best to stop the daughterus from masturbating in public before they meet their grandparents too. Human children quickly learn that area feels nice and need to be taught not to touch themselves, so god knows how monster kids would act.

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>>14087466
>tfw you live as a hermit in the woods and dryads keep trying to flirt with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087466
Cute owls get headpats, and maybe a mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087353
what we need is a guy trying to introduce his shy kunoichi wike to his parents

[Anonymous No.]

I want to litter in the monster girl woods!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087465
Anon, the race is called Lizardman in the encyclopedia.
It's just a relic of when they actually had men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087485
She hides in the ceiling instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087483
Anon no! That poor Maus didn't do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080408
Nice job janitors, good to know you encourage acts of terrorism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087426
>knows your mum wont be okay with demon wife
>does it anyway
if you dont care about how she feels why marry the demon in the first place?

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>>14087498
Don't worry Anon, there's billions of the damn things.

It's getting kind of concerning actually, as their numbers rapidly grow and they get more and more hungry they'll start invading homes and actively attacking men!

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>>14087500
Okay, dude. Seriously. 9/11 was FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. Osama Bin Laden has been dead for about two years now. We got our revenge, we've had our time to move on.
Pull that hyper nationalist stick out of your ass and realize that even the Alamo gets joked about now and again.
It was a tragedy, yes. But it was 14 fucking years ago.

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>>14087507
But anon, look at her! She's so scared!

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>>14087466
I live inawoods, hear those things almost every night.

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>>14087514

Tough. Culls must be made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwinLWrEIw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087507
Predator girl on prey girl yuri rape when?!

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>>14087518
This makes me sad. All those poor meeces deserve a nice, loving home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087523
I'm suddenly reminded of that one Bob story...

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>>14087528
Do not engage the shitposter.

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>>14087518
A sea of homeless Mouse Girls!

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>>14087518
Time to start up my bondage-mouse-daki business!

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>>14087526
Sounds like a job for Habitats for Monstrosities. I wonder how hard it is to build a hamster wheel?

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>>14087496
>"get down form there, they'll be here soon!"
>"no, ninja's are not meant to be seen"
>"how are they supposed to know you're my wife if you wont meet them?"
>"I can send messages from the shadows"

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>>14087518
>if they drive, they risk skidding off the road
Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087542
Alright, just be careful Anon, remember that they outnumber you.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would you remove daiz with?

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>>14087551
That's ok, I'll just pick them off, one at a time! Besides, I'm already married to a Mouse, there's no way they'd try to sex me!

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>>14087548
>Finally talk her down
>Have dinner with the family
>Dad ask her to pass the butter, thanks you're waifu
>I-it was nothing personal, father in law!
>All eyes are on her
>HFW
>Your little brother's eyes are sparkling
That'd be a long visit.

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>>14087528
I'm reminded of Harblador's Vampire.

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>>14087560
I think I'm missing something here. That didn't make any sense.

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>>14087564
He wrote a yuri story?

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>>14087565
I was trying to play off of the "It's nothing personnel... kid" line you expect from edgelords and assassins but I kinda had to stretch it. It was terrible, I'm sorry, I'm committing sudoku right now.

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>>14087559
1. You can pick one mouse off and peel her off your body, but then two will take her place, you will eventually sink into the sea of Mouse Girls.

2. Mice would probably have communal husbands, so you'll be busy, don't worry.

Just hire some Cat Girls to keep them in line, you'll be fine, just don't get overconfident, they're feisty little critters.

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>>14087551

>All those mouse girls working together to rip off your clothing, carrying you off to inside the depths of a cave far away from your home with the only thing you can do is be mounted by every single mouse girl for what seems to last for an eternity with little hope of escape.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls would be the best to jam with?

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>>14087564
>>14087569
Nah, it wasn't yuri...but it sure as hell got "Prey" down alright...Fear Boners all around.

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>>14087576
Jam slime.

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>>14087574
Christ. I should've at least learned Kung Fu and gotten a GOOD mouse girl. Is there a way to turn them all into dormice or something? That'd be a close second.

>>14087576
What kind of jamming? Swan girl is going to be my default response until further information is given.

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>>14087569
>>14087577
There was a flashback to the Vampire yuri'ing a peasant girl to death.

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>>14087584
>>14087588
I meant "to jam" as in "to have a jam session"

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>>14087560
I wonder if she has her mask on during the meal.

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>>14087591
Oh right, recall that now.

There really was a lot goin' on in that story. And the way it was written didn't really give much away. Such a shame that he is kill because of Blanket Bans.

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>>14087576
Thunderbird.

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>>14087598
He's not. Hasn't been for like a week now.

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>>14087598
He's got a new pastebin saying he paid moot his 30 pieces of silver. He's probably just still burnt out.

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>>14087592
Still sticking with swan harpy. Maybe a nice sword tsukumogami.

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What kind of shit parent would leave their son alone with his monstergirl childhood friend? They may act like good friends but everyone knows they're just waiting for the right moment to jump their prey.

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>>14087592
I'm still having a session with my jam slime. Goes great on toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087602
>>14087603
Oh. Well.

That's good then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087606
The kind that was already generously compensated when they enrolled in the Childhood Friend Program in MGC.

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>>14087606
>What kind of shit parent would leave their son alone with his monstergirl childhood friend?
The kind that want him to grow up to be a dragoon.

The kind that were bought off by her tanuki mother.

The kind that were corrupted and now spend so much time in the sack they aren't really parents anymore.

The kind that want to make a new Batman.

The list goes on.

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>>14087606
The kind that think she's a good daughter-in-law. Parents and particularly grandparents love to pimp their kids together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087606
I would totally enjoy engaging in Tom-and-Jerry-tier shenanigans with my lamian babysitter who is likes the touch of youthful human skin a little too much, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch an Alp in the face!

[Anonymous No.]

You want to accept the love of horse pussy kingdom.

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>>14080408
>>14081681
>bad sister is basically satan
YBA confirmed for constantly re-reading all the parts of "A Song of Ice and Fire" with the evil child-king in his spare time.
jesus, YBA. enough of this. all the characters in Vengeance are the bastard children of slime and evil and MAMONO MANA

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>>14087633
>Implying I'm not already in love with Nightmares

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>>14087633
Pretty much any horsepussy but vanilla centaur is at least going to be an okay girl. It's not the worst fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087637
Villains are hard.
>Every one is hitler for no reason
>Every one is just misunderstood
The balance is a struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087633
Reminder that horsepussy is literally no different from bestiality

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087651
We certainly know which side Vengeance is on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087653
Reminder that anal is literally no different from homosex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087654
>Vengeance
Never read it. Was just talking about villains in general. What's it's tone like? Because if it's anything like Greystorm I'd be into it.

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>>14087656
>literally wanting to fuck a horse

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>>14087661
Anon, the time horsepussy wasn't a meme has long since past. Sad, but whatever, I celebrate our decent into degeneracy.

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>>14087659
Greystorm is one of his best stories, imo. Vengeance goes too far into edgy territory and feels entirely different. You wouldn't think they were set in the same universe, because this is about a high school kid fucking over some monstergirl bullies hard.

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>>14087667
Alright, yeah, totally not my thing.

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>>14087666
> I celebrate our decent into degeneracy.

Of course you would SATAN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087548
>>14087560
>taking a shower
>hear the familiar sound that living with her has made you recognize that she just teleported behind you
>she still has her mask on

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>>14087668
I wasn't saying it was a bad story of course, just that it really isn't more Greystorm. I'd rather he writes more about that region of the other world, because it's more interesting than a normal Earth city but with monstergirls immigrants.

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>>14087659
This, word for word: >>14087667.
Vengeance has a very different tone. It has good writing but suffers from "everyone but the mc is totally evil." Except the mc is evil too. Also it has maledom BDSM.

I think the Love Nina ending is all right. Feel free to give that a try:
http://pastebin.com/WDfqLYYc


On the other hand, YBA's "Adventures With A Yellow Bird" is completey different and so much fun to read. I loved it.
The worst part of Vengeance is that he's writing edgy bullshit instead of finishing Yellow Bird.

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>>14087637
>satan
>not just playing her new favorite game without considering other people's feelings

"I'm having fun. You're getting laid. My sister isn't hooking up with a loser that will ruin the rest of her life. I don't see a problem here."

Very typical of her really.

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>>14087696
>696
very funny satan, but you don't fool me.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never punch a monoeye in the gut
Why live?

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>>14087734
>You will never tell a Monoeye sniper to keep an eye on things, and have her roll her eye at you
>she will never report back to you on the radio, telling you she has the target in her sights
>you will never hear her groan unhappily as you tell you you saw what she did there
>you will never meet up with her after the mission and tell her that she's a sight for sore eyes
>you will never be punched in the face by a special forces Monoeye
>she will never kick you as you lay on the floor and ask her why she's giving you the evil eye

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>>14087785
>implying a monoeye, especially one as small as Manako could drop me
I absolutely would bully a sniper

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>>14087785
Be honest Anons, could you muster up enough resistance to to be unable to make eye puns around a Cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087785
>you will never set up a signal where she can give you the all clear
>you'll never explain that the signal is a wink

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087800
Eye don't know, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087800
I would tell her that DREAMS... DON'T DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087800
I would make bad puns at every single one of them, especially Charon. So no, I wouldn't be able to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087800
Sure.

Same with Snake puns around Lamia.
Horse puns around Centaurs
Bird puns around Harpies
and so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087809
Even a Demon?
Brave a Minotaur?
Dare a mad hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087836
I may sneak in some truly devilish puns around a demon.
To suggest a minotaur could stop my punning ways is utter bullshit.
Unfortunately, mad hatters do not leave mush room for word play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087845
The centaur embassy just called, they want you to stop horsing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087785
I want to kiss her nose and stare into her eye as I intercrural her from the front and keep going after I cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have the last Rachnee voice
http://monmusu.tv/family/recieve/mp3/oronmoqsmo.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087933
Well then, have a cute spider.

[Anonymous No.]

It took a while but the beetle finally has art. Questionable quality but when it takes this long for her to get some I'm not going to complain too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087785
But would you bully a sniper that could bully you back?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would help you remove kebab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088076
Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088076
Cheshire, grinning the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

So dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087307
Thanks, Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088111
Wana bury my face in that underbust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088111
Same time every day, Eventually you learn to appreciate the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands with an Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088125
Get in line, it's a long one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088128
>Implying I haven't been camped out for weeks already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088118
Superior underboob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088122
I already do.
>you will never have a Zombie snuggle up to you for warmth
>you will never have a Ghoul hungrily lick you all over
>you will never be affectionately bitten by a Vampire as she caresses your cheek
>you will never be haunted by a Ghost who gives you frantic sex dreams every night
>you will never have a Wight take you to a high class party, get fed up with the stuffiness and drag you to a secluded room for a passionate lovemaking session
>you will never be a Liches assistant and get forced into her perverted experiments gradually, while she constantly insists in her monotone voice that the endless sexual assault is for the good of science
>you will never have a spooky Skeleton in your closet watching you masturbate
>you will never have a Jiangshi hop after you, casually tossing away the "please don't rape me!" tag you stuck to her head
>you will never die and encounter a Will o' the Wisp who has been longing for you to drop dead your entire life so she can be with you

All of this makes me very sad. Undead a best.

[Anonymous No.]

spaceworms never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087808
>DIE
>DEYE
Dammit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088158
>you will never be affectionately bitten by a Vampire as she caresses your cheek
>you will never be a Liches assistant and get forced into her perverted experiments gradually, while she constantly insists in her monotone voice that the endless sexual assault is for the good of science
These two hurt the most, our world is a cruel one.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a Jinko pace around in her cage as I begin to unlock it and then when I open it she pounces on me and hugs me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088158
>tfw no affectionate zombie gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088167
I thought it was overrated anyway. Still, a shame it won't be continued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088158
>Wight waifu forces you to dress up all fancy and go to a ball with her
>She's the very definition of a lady
>Graceful and cultured
>By contrast, you're just trying to hold as still as possible, because it's impossible to fuck everything up if you don't do anything
>When it's time to leave, she ever politely excuses the two of you
>As the valet gets your car, she leans in a whispers in your ear
>"I'm gonna suck your dick all the way home, and then we'll order pizza"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088158
>you will never have a Zombie snuggle up to you for warmth
>you will never have a Ghoul hungrily lick you all over
>you will never be a Liches assistant and get forced into her perverted experiments gradually, while she constantly insists in her monotone voice that the endless sexual assault is for the good of science
>you will never have a spooky Skeleton in your closet watching you masturbate
>you will never have a Jiangshi hop after you, casually tossing away the "please don't rape me!" tag you stuck to her head
>you will never die and encounter a Will o' the Wisp who has been longing for you to drop dead your entire life so she can be with you
Ouch, man. That hurts.

>>14088167
A shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088167
>all those stories that will never be finished
It sucks, and it's why I only want to read/write one shots now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088167
>Spider and the Fly will never have a real ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088218
>no epilogue yet
Thanks for reminding me.
Also, no more ParkedBuggy Amazon. So far the only story to make them true to the encyclopedia entry yet still make them affectionate and caring

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be swarmed by loli beelzebubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14085461
Wow, this is literally viral marketing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088241
More like yet another fucking anubis picture. I think she's officially more oversaturated than manticores are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088244
I just wish other desert girls would get half as much attention. We have deliciously brown scarab beetles and scorpions but no one ever gives them attention. Khepris need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088255
Khepris are just brown Devil Bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088259
That is just plain wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088259
One turns you into a king and worships you with everything they have, the other loves filth and is barely even capable of thought. They're nothing alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088255
Scarabs love fermenting fruit and there's one that even distills its own moonshine from flower petals instead of collecting dung, so I'm going to believe that one of these desert realms consists only of a busty onee-san pharaoh who loves nothing more than getting shitfaced (but is still a very competent administrator since she's one of these office lady types who drink to forget the stresses of the job, she's also a big Christmas cake who can't seem to find a partner because of that) and her dozens of khepri assistants who make the best booze in the known world.

If you visit it during the day you get a strict, no-nonsense realm that is run like a modern business with the pharaoh as the CEO, if you visit it during the night it's a massive drunken beetle rape orgy with almost half the girls passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a kunoichi cosplaying as Shiek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088295
Yes, but could I also get her to dress up as Zelda, so I can see how embarrassed she is to be in a dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088295
I read that as Shrek at first, made for a significantly different post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088295
you mean shrek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088309
>>14088310
This is maah swamp

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>>14088304
But Zelda is a tart, we already have a superior LoZ Princess.

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>>14087331
>Open door
>First yeti daughteru runs up and gives you your usual welcome home hug
>Hear muffled off-beat footsteps running
>See a blue bundle with white fur poking out down the hallway
>The other yeti daughteru put on mom's extra long scarf she uses for sharing with you so you can both be warm
>It's wrapped around most of her body and she can barely see out of it, let alone run
>She tumbles, unraveling the scarf as she rolls
>She looks up at you from on her back and giggles

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>>14088295
I'd tell her these stupid games are ogre, and ignore her even if she swamped me with attention so long as she wore that ridiculous outfit. I don't even care if it would shrek the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088319
I would peel away the layers of her Shrek outfit like an onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088309
>>14088310
>>14088313
>>14088319
>>14088328

I never asked for this.

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>>14088315
>like monstergirls
>find the daughteru shit annoying or stupid depending on the writing

We're yet to have a genuinely likable and realistic daughteru in writefagging. They're all just cheap and lazy attempts at cuteness like >>14087331
I want to read a story where the daughteru isn't a one dimensional cute scenario generator for once.

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>>14088333
Careful not to cut yourself on those edges man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088293
>After work hours Khepri sit around getting drunk as Russians and complain about how awful their day was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088334
He's not wrong though, a deeper daughter-centered story would be great for once. Not like there's anything wrong with cute stuff.

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>>14088334
>wanting a daughteru to have some depth and character is edgy

I don't think you know what the word even means.

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>>14088314
It's less about the character and more about forcing her into a dress. I want to put her in a nice dress and call her cute just to watch as the once calm and collected ninja becomes a blushing stuttering mess.

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>>14088338
No you don't want cute daughteru stuff.
That's like saying you don't want a puppy or a kitten

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>>14088337
>Not like there's anything wrong with cute stuff.
I never really said there was, but that we only get this stuff when daughter stories are involved. I know where I am, this place loves that shit, but it would be nice to read something with some thought and characterization behind it. Too bad wanting this makes me "edgy" somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088313
>i loved ogres
>i shitposted about them all the time in /mgt/
>they always called me a greenskin-loving faggot, but i know they were just jealous of my passion
>but then one day a mod got jealous too and banned me
>i was so sad
>i would never be able to spread my love of ogres again
>as tears started to roll down my cheeks i felt a strong hand upon my shoulder
>i turned around and saw that my emerald goddess was standing behind me
>my tears of sadness turned into tears of joy
>she smiled, licked her lips and said
>"it's time to go ogre the line"
>she pulled off her loincloth to reveal her massive ogre girl-cock
>i knew what I had to do
>i got on my knees and took her girth in my mouth until her pubes were tickling my nostrils and her testes were slapping my chin
>i suckled on it like a starving baby at its mother's teat
>she moaned and started stroking my hair, pleased by my devotion
>in no time at all I had coaxed out her seed and it filled my mouth just like a balloon
>i swallowed every last drop
>it tasted like green apple jolly ranchers
>i love ogres

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>>14087339
Why are bride monstergirls so awesome?

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>>14088347
see
>>14088354
Cute things are fine, but surely it'll be a nicer read if we can love the character doing the cute things, instead of just going "daughteru falls inside cardboard box and pops out shouting 'surprise, daddy!'"

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>>14088361
>girl-cock
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

all this shrek talk
and once more i think about the duo of a ogre and a donkey-centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14085461
I'm sure the finished dakimakura will be fit for a dragon.

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>>14088384
pls

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play with a bunch of Anubis pups who keep trying to get me to stand up straight before finding her sphinx friend and getting one last day in at the sandbox before fall rolls in.

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>>14088388
Please what? I'm sure seeing a dragon clutching an anubis dakimakura would be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088376
It's just a Shrek joke, so don't take it too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088399
Exactly. Jokes have many layers, like onions.

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>>14088384
>>14088398
Don't reply to it, he'll reply to this post to try and keep his shitposting going but don't reply

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>>14088398
>pairing two madly possessive control freaks together
It could be okay in a romcom or something but holy shit this is a relationship I don't want to be anywhere near.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088295
I want kunoichi cosplaying as Shrek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088417
I want an ogre cosplaying as Kat from Senran Kagura

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>>14088417
I am genuinely interested as to why you want that.

[Anonymous No.]

I got a story Idea

A fighting arena ran by a dragon where captured men are forced to fight lizardmen and salamanders for freedom.

I feel like its already done, so if it has, tell me.

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>>14088428
Shrek is love. Shrek is life

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>>14088442
that doesn't explain the kunoichi

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>>14088436
>men are forced to fight lizardmen and salamanders for freedom
So freedom never.

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>>14088448
Never say never, some guy could get put up against a fatass as a pity play to give them hope every now and then.

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>>14088448
not complete freedom from the looks of it.
I mean i assume they get released upon victory right? so the only way for full freedom would be to beat a salamander in a boring way

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>>14088450
What happens when the Human Boy loses? What happens if the weakest, frailest, human boy there can't even defeat the fatass Salamander?

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>>14088436
Sounds like some sort of warrior dating program. You fight and the winner decides if they take their opponent as a mate. If they refuse they both get thrown back into the system, and the winner gets moved on to a higher tier of opponents. Eventually if a guy wins enough he can challenge the dragon to become king of the arena and to take her as a mate.

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>>14088428
To get a better lover, if even for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088436
Only if it ends with the human becoming the legend spoken of in their lore.
The Worldbreaker

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>>14088417
I want to be stalked around the house by a Kunoichi cosplaying as shrek!

>come home after a grueling day at work
>open your front door
>at the end of hall see a flash of green and white turn the corner
>figure you're just tired after your shift
>when you're in the kitchen you have the strong feeling that you're being watched but just shake it off
>when you go to shower your towel that's normally folded neatly is rumpled up
>and slightly warm
>catch sight of green, white and brown out of the corner of your eye all night
>it's really wearing you down
>finally decide to just go to bed and try to sleep off this fatigue that's obviously making you go crazy
>as you're in bed you feel a presence above you
>slowly open your eyes you come face to face with a Kunoichi dressed as Shrek, mask and all
>"This is my swamp"
>not even enough time to scream

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>>14088436
Will it be just lizardmen and salamanders?
I'm sure the more fight-happy monsters would want in on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088450
>fatass
So two-meter tall musclefat wrestler lizardwoman who doesn't even budge against your pathetic attempts to punch her and just starts raping you in the middle of the arena?

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>>14088460
Fatass gets a feather in her cap and the boy gets sent back to the iron mines until next week when they put another guy out their against fatass that lardcreadible who probably thinks she's hot shit now.

>>14088468
Not, I mean complete fatass who her parents have to keep telling "Lose the weight!" while she rambles something about matriarchal systems and their biased sense of combat readiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088425
>Monster girl senrans

Dammit man, I'm too tired to fap today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14080408
So, looking for longer writefaggotry series is pretty hopeless with the pastebin as is. What's there to read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088470
>the boy gets sent back to the iron mines
That sounds harsh, what happened to just being raped and kept as a boytoy husband? I liked those days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088475
Well what do you want? Genre, preferred mg? Collectively, the thread probably knows all monster writefaggotry there is, so throw out some preferences and we can provide reccomendations,

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>>14088475
Spider and the fly, and lateranon's and penywises's stuff.

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>>14088472
Well too bad because now you have the image of a giant, big breasted girl with green skin with Kat's smirk and her clothes, her legs spread slightly as she sits atop you so that the skirt fills the gap while taunting you about picking a fight with her as one hand gropes your balls.
That's when you turn the tables and grab her breasts and it turns into a fondling war which leads to mutual groping before ending with a sexual 'battle' where the two of you 'fight' to see who gets top.

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>>14088460
maybe there are training areas so the men can fight better

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>>14088333
Go to /tg/ and ask for screencaps of the Lamia daugteru story. And Sandwich.

>>14088485
My fetish is plot. I just want to read something long and good, so no real mg preference.

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>>14088475
Anonymoose's saga is a good read that is pretty damn long, and is still ongoing as well. You've probably already heard of it, but I thought I should mention it, just in case you hadn't.

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>>14080408
You are 2 days late, nigger

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>>14088477
Gone because the girls realized that they want a human that can kick their ass.

Great for the commons and newbie soldiers or the "lucky" one's who lose due to chance but bad for the big, scarred veteran of the long wars who can out wrestle oni and just wants a husband she can wear a naked apron for as she gives him a home cooked breakfast.

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>>14088493
well im out, i have plot but its not that good or long

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>>14088495
He was on time actually, we just had 2 threads pop up a second apart and this one got put back until last one died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088496
>Gone because the girls realized that they want a human that can kick their ass.
This sounds like a horrible future, we have to go back in time and prevent it from happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088502
i would like to see a newbie knight go to the mines as a weakling, then return to the arena a MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088502
Hell no!
Last time I did that I ended up turning the entire Ryu race into a species of fatties.
I don't know how I did it but I sure as hell undid it.

Time travel only causes bad things anon.
Real bad things.

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>>14088494
Yeah, but he said his fetish was plot, not "endless go-nowhere drawn-out wheel-spinning that seems to exist only to perpetuate its own wordcount". Plot implies that there is some sense of progress and impending resolution, properties not possessed by the saga,

[Anonymous No.]

I got a question, what you call this arena of lizardss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088516
I am >>14088436
the scale pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088508
No! We have to prevent this future at all costs! If by doing so means we have to live with tubby fatty Ryus then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

If we go back in time and make sure Amazons gain political power about 20 years ago, we can ensure their culture becomes the norm and such barbaric things such as this fighting ring and mine operation never occur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088500
I mean 9/11 happy anniversary pic, you stupid infidel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088514
His plot fetish wasn't stated when I started typing it out, so all I saw was he wanted a big story, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088514
i kinda stopped after the fourth "book"
does it really feel like its going nowhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088524
You fool!
Do you know what this could mean?
Hathor cults replaced with a minotaur one!
Vampires that are meek and hide from men!
Slug girls that win beauty competitions!

You're going to destroy us all! Destroy us all!
Destroy us all! Destroy us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088526
He posted it on 9/11 you stupid sand nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088524
want to keep the fighting ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088536
I'm okay with 2/3 of these. Get in the DeLorean.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is boring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088547
..Fine..
Just don't come crying to me when a fatass Ryu get's mopey because she can't get a husband and almost floods the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088553
Tewi, I swear to god that I catch you, stick a bunch of manticore venom in me, and bloat you up so badly that a fairy would wince.

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>>14088536
Alright, if we do it 15 years later we can keep Hathor Cults intact (Though Minotaur ones would still spring up), and Vampires would remain haughty and dominant.

I don't know how to stop that Slug Girl one though. At least they aren't Cait Siths though.

>>14088545
No, the fighting ring must be dismantled board by board. See >>14088547, it's time to save our future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088553
Do you want the yurifag to come back and ask for more yuri stories? We're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088496
That's awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088554
I'm conflicted, on one hand I'd marry her because I don't want her to be lonely, but on the other I like rainy weather. If I marry her could she make it so everyday is either overcast or storming?

That's comfy weather right there.

[Anonymous No.]

when did we get from talking about a dragon-run fight club to time travel?

have i been sipping the good juice again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088514
It's close enough. The plot is episodic rather than overarching. The Sabbath arc was good.

>>14088528
Little plot is fine as long as it's cute and/or funny.

>>14088536
Break out the tangelos.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would be the best for eskimo kissing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088562
I can deal with that, although there is going to be an upswing in the parasite slime population for some reason.

>>14088569
Sure, although I believe this species of Ryu gets pretty clingy considering how hard it is for them to get husbands.
Expect her wrapping you up a lot because she doesn't want you to leave her.
I'm also sure she can make it stormy every now and then for you to cuddle in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088529
Yep. It's just a bunch of mary sues and an asshole with huge plot armor wrecking the human faction's shit wherever they go.
I liked the first "volume", but after that it turned to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088580
Best way of keeping clowns at bay.

>>14088567
Get gud and beat her.
Then you get to wake up to a seven foot tall, bronze skinned, scarred woman who loves you from the bottom of your heart.

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>>14088591
Man i haven't heard the words mary sue since the gundam seed days

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>>14088111
>MFW people probably won't ever realize that a Jiangshi as a hopper is basically the zombie or fledgling vampire stage of their un-life cycle

>With fully matured Jiangshi capable of flight, super human strength, agility
>Depending on the legend can burrow underground as well like a Melchiahim from Legacy of Kain
>Has the poison in their long nails and fangs
>Is capable of devouring Qi right out of your body like a vacuum, with the blood coming out of your skin pores, eyes, mouth, etc
>Qi uses the blood vessels to travel, can easily be translated into a man's manna
>MFW Jiangshi and Wight are both top shelf Undead waifus next to Lich
>MFW Jiangshi will never take your breath away while Wight tries to show her the superiority of her child bearing hips and spectral claws
>MFW I want a Jiangshi kuudere oneesan and Wight-Mom in a threesome with some Anon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088582
Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088595
Please no anon.
I don't want to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088591
that bad eh? he just steam rolls the plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088588
Now that sounds comfy, I'd love to be wrapped up by a clingy Ryu while it rains outside. She sounds great, why wouldn't other people want one?

[Anonymous No.]

Giant jiggly Jiang-shi jubilees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087307
It smells like Swamp Wurm ate a Bubble Slime and got diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.]

as a man who trying to creat stories of his own, I have no idea what the the terms `mary sue` or `plot armour` are.
what are they? are they bad things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088486
This. This so hard. Lanternon is especially good, his first story doesn't have the best ending but the setting is great and both his MC's have interesting takes on the world although both are idiotic and brainwashed by their representative factions - Val can't see that many monstergirls in the setting are controlling bitches who need to be removed and Victor can't understand that not all monstergirls are evil and that some can actually be good people. Neither accept that they could be wrong in any circumstance and in a way are quite similar to each other. That said, I hope Victor ends up in a powerful position to balance Val out by the end.

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>>14088597
>With fully matured Jiangshi capable of flight, super human strength, agility
That's fucking awesome.
>MFW I want a Jiangshi kuudere oneesan and Wight-Mom in a threesome with some Anon now
Even better, since Undead fit the onee-san archetype to a T.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088610
>are they bad things
Yes.
>what are they
Google is your friend, you can easily check those out without asking people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088604
Probably because it looks like she swallowed a beanbag chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088475
>longer
How long, and does quantity override quantity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088614
I'm being dead serious when I say that, too.

Hoppers are the larval stage of a Jiangshi. They're not a terrible threat yet because the seven po inside of the body haven't gone fully ballistic yet and can be outran/dispatched rather easily.

It's a true oriental vampire with the fucking vacuum of death you have to worry about.

>MFW been on a Hong Kong vampire movie kick and watching some guy get his Qi/Soul/Life energy absorbed that way made me think of that poor Horadrim bastard in the opening cinematic for Reaper of Souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088582
Polar Bear girl, Yeti, Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088616
Im weird in that I like emotion in my responses
the more angry or happy some one is about something, the more legit the raw reply is

to me its better the googling in some (not all) cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088617
Eh, no one is perfect, but at least she has 10/10 personality and powers.

Besides, it's just more of her to cuddle, kiss, and love. Also belly rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088629
Just google it already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088610
"Mary Sue" is a character who chronically overaccomplished inside the story. She defeats all obstacles without great adversity and is generally never seen to be "wrong".

"Plot armour" is where the characters in the story escape death or injury or other hardship by being improbably lucky. If a similar situation befell someone IRL you would expect them to come out of it with major damage, but the characters in the story don't, because they're wearing "plot armour" - the author protects them from bad things for no good in-story reason.

[Anonymous No.]

EROS IS BEST GOD!
HEART PUPILS FOR ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088624
A matured Jiang-shi could probably pull of a lot of martial arts movie shit with the added benefit of super strength and flight couldn't they?
Jiang-shi's are going to make excellent protective onee-san figures in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088602
Pretty much. Laven is a shining example of light and justice with a pure soul according to the anubis he travels with, who only happens to occasionally do some seriously fucked things to anyone who gets in his way. Also the girls he travels with are unbeatable warriors and mages who could single handedly beat anything in the story they encounter.
The villains are all pure evil corrupt humans with no actual depth to them even though without them humanity would go extinct in the world its set in.

Moose has some good ideas in the story, but in general the whole thing is a curbstomp in the protagonists favor, even in the times where it feels they're in the wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088606
Lei Lei best darkstalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088610
Mary sue (gary stue for guys) is a character that is overpowered and has no flaws. They are often used as the author's stand in character so they can pretend to be an absolute badass. Like the first girl Rose can just slaughter entire armies on her own and be bored.

Plot armor is when the main character can never have anything bad happen to him because the story would be over then. In this case the mc gets into all sorts of danger, but always walks away because the story would die with him.

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>>14088635
So long as they do their stretches and keep themselves limber. Yes.

It's actually the reason Lei-Lei/Hsien-Ko in the Darkstalkers series is constantly in a state of motion for her idle animation with rolling her head and moving her weight from one foot to the other.

She's limbering up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088638
wow >>14088595 was right.
that is some max kira yamoto shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088593
>Get gud and beat her
I refuse. I pity you if you need to beat your waifu in order for her to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088640
to in the moose story when they fight the witches. the ending can be described as plot armour?

[Anonymous No.]

Step right up, and choose your side! Do you join up with the Angels, the Demons, the gropy-feely Squid things from BEYOND, or do you go into business for yourself and set up a base outside of Heaven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088652
who the f*ck is kira yamoto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088654
If I ever beat my waifu in a fight, she'd go to some even more distant and remote mountain range than we already have and train there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088654
Ancient Lizardman laws Anon, they can only marry the ones who beat them.

Which is why the grand general has scales that are a dulling blue, eyes with crow's feet at their edges, and black hair that's going grey.

She knows there no husband for her any more, not that one would want an old lizard like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
Needs more Iä Iä. Now and forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
Going solo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
I believe in Monster Girl supremacy! I want to lick Lilims feet everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088663
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
I pick dragon and leave the battlefield to form a loving family.
>>14088663
> f*ck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088669
That thing looks neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088631
You sir, just became my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088671
I want traitor weaklings to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088675
>I pick dragon and leave the battlefield to form a loving family
Alpie please.
>>14088670
Remember anon, this is a black-ops sneaking mission. All equipment is procure-on-site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
>go into business for yourself and set up a base outside of Heaven?
>outside of Heaven
Yes Kaz, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088663
Jesus in robot pilot form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088680
No alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088656
How far in is that? Because I got to the end of Volume 4 which was a lot of chapters and much of it was "Laven and friends stomped all the nasty humans and were totally justified in how they did it. Even the underhanded shit that was totally evil when the villains did it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658

I'll just stay holed up in my apartment and try not to get killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
Angels are cunts. Demons are pretty chill though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088679
I want them to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088668
I want to tenderly and yet at the same time forcefully wake her womanhood back up with my want for children with General-san. I've seen that stupid kind of shit happen in doujins where their biological drive is so strong they ovulate, even on the teeter-tottering edge of menopause.

MAMANOMANA PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088663
years back, kira "jesus" yamoto was the king of anime gary stu's with plot armour strong enough to take nukes to the face and win.

i dont know if anime has a new gary stu king

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088691
I don't care what you want. Traitors have no rights and aren't people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088658
I set up a giant catcha machine filled with all the weapons, items, and armor I can find and offer folks a roll for a reasonable price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088684
So whatever happened to that stuff about a guy who married a black dragon and had a cute daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

Can your waifu even give you a pantyjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088343
>Anon gets Kunochi Succubus Ninja GF in a dress for a double date
>Anon2 gets conservative Elf GF in a slutty outfit for his double date
>Both "trying" to fit in better with their respective counters
>Both end up in opposite positions and it's awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088685
the sabbath fight in volume 5 i think, where the whole place gets wrecked and the only person that gets hurt is rose and it wasn't that badly.

its been a while so remind me what went on with that "underhanded shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088680
What about these cigarettes I hid in my stomach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088710
Those are bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088695
>Work as a mercenary for her for a while and then start dropping hints about wanting kids with her and talking about how the two of you would make a great couple.
>She dismisses it at first but you notice how she always has a little blush on her cheeks every time you mention it.
>Sometimes she walks out of the room super suddenly without a word before walking back after a half hour looking refreshed.
>Follow her one time out of curiosity only to hear her schlicking, armor cast aside as she pants your name.
>She begins personally training you the day after, running you through drills and challenges before declaring you as good a fighter as her.
>She then challenges you on the spot to see if you can beat her and become her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088706
>Threatening random characters who are only trying to keep the peace/their jobs along the story like common thugs
>Setting fire to a room of injured and incapacitated people in a bar
>Burning whole camps of mercs alive (messed up way to die) with Chris
>It was implied they killed a couple of farmers for seeing them crossing the country at one point
>beating up a pacifist healer to stop him from helping the enemy (if they did that to Susan Laven would have literally murdered the culprit)
>Trying to hang an old woman who was only trying to stop a child kidnapping demon

In any other story Laven would be the villain for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I just had a dream where I was good friends with a happy, playful Ushi-Oni who had a Manticore's tail and fur color.

What does it mean, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088736
It means you have an unlimited sex drive that makes you act casually even in the face of a Rape Elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088736
It means that you are dreaming of my next science project.

Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088700
Yes, yes she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088706
>the sabbath fight in volume 5 i think, where the whole place gets wrecked and the only person that gets hurt is rose and it wasn't that badly.

That still sounds like Mary Sue material.
>worst and most dangerous fight ever!
>the invincible warrior gets slightly grazed!
Nah, this kind of stuff is bullshit and comes across as bad writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088508
>>14088554
>>14088569
>>14088588
>>14088604
>>14088617
>>14088631
Would a fat Ryu have fat Shirohebi Maidens to go with her, or would they be /fit/ so they could do the things their goddess couldn't, like put out date ads so their goddess can get a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088750
At the other end of the spectrum we have Alp's MCs, maximum betas who get raped and love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088734
Wow... some protagonist
he hasn't even done anything heroic, just travel south and left a path of destruction. and yet he is the good guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088640
>Like the first girl Rose can just slaughter entire armies on her own and be bored.
That isn't so bad on it's own, but when ALL the girls are this overpowered the story is pointless because the MC may as well pop a crown on his head and call himself king of fucking everything now. Like anyone could stop him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088754
Well a protagonist is not necessarily a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088752
Don't know.

On one hand, snuggling with the shrine maidens would be lovely.

On the other hand, muscle snakes who care for their mistress and help her out and give a nice contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088754
Nail on the head.
Laven is an unlikable asshole who never gets any comeuppance for being a bigger douche than Vengance's protag.
Well, maybe he does but I gave up midway through Volume 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088738
>you have an unlimited sex drive
How did you know

>>14088743
Then let's do the project together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088736
It means you need to dream of more realistic hybrids. Like those spiders that shoot their fur/spines at things, now imagine those spines injected Manticore venom and you have a more realistic Ushicore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088763
>How did you know
I read your past by using psychokinesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088762
at least in vengeance that guy is TRYING to be a prick.

how are you meant to be a decent guy when you almost hang old ladies without any sense of regret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HeQtxd-q3o

>TFW Lizard CC General-san leads you to a graveyard of swords after challenging you, one that only she knows about
>She tells you of how they all belonged to men who had tried to court her, who in their youthful err had been felled by her
>Reminiscing about how every one of them was an excellent swordfighter and soldier beneath her, but true to her nature, she wouldn't accept absolute perfection from her men
>That motherfucking feeling when you can feel the eyes of a small crowd of mercenaries gathering around to watch the fight, having followed you both from camp
>She pulls out a scimitar from the ground at first, telling you that this place has nothing but the finest of weaponry
>To cast away your fears and face her earnestly, before charging forward, ready to strike
>Your battle lasts throughout the day and night, swords are broken, sweat and blood is shed
>The entire time you're moving and keeping up with her footwork, you're both exhilarated by the fight
>You've never felt more alive, she's blushing as you riposte one of her strikes, aiming your own stab at her
>She surprises you both by gripping the blade with her scaled palm, grimacing as it cuts into her flesh
>Pulls a hand back and socks it to you
>Tells you that was for watching her schlick
>She kicks you in the stomach, hard
>You're in agony
>That was for making her think she'd ever be able to be embraced as a woman
>You catch her next kick with your hands, her claws digging into you as you topple her over, pulling a sword from the ground you aim as if to end her life
>Stab it into the ground, pinning her by her braided ponytail
>You lean forward, cupping her chin and cheek in your hand and end up sharing an incredibly passionate kiss
>Your tongues wrestling for control as the onlookers hoot and holler, some of the MGs in the unit giving cat calls
>You smile and tell her
>"That was for stealing my heart."

Full ham a-go-go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087528
Which one is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088700
>Be walking around town with waifu
>She suddenly pulls you to the side down an alleyway
>She pushes you to the wall and strips herself of her panties using one hand
>Her other hand undo's your belt and pulls down your pants
>She wraps her still warm and slightly damp silk undergarments and lovingly wraps them around your member
>She slowly works her panties up and down your shaft as she pins you to the wall and stares into your eyes
>The cacophony of the crowd outside the alleyway is the only thing stiffening your moans, you're too afraid of being disovered.
>Eventually you burst, sending thick strings of milky white cum into the threads of your waifu's panties
>She steps back and spreads out her silk panties to give you a view of her ruined underwear.
>Once neat puprle panies now cradle huge viscous globs of semen in the crotch.
>Her gaze never moves away from your eyes as she slowly works her panties up her slender legs and back onto her plush bottom underneath her skirt
>She gently works her hand inside of her panties and rubs her crotch a bit before bringing her cum soaked fingertips to her mouth to taste your seed.
>She licks her fingers clean with a wicked grin plastered on her face
>Cum begins to dribble down her leg, but before you can say anything she takes your hand and drags you out into the street to continue your walk
>You only go 2 blocks before she begins to drag you behind some bushes
>She wants you to help clean her socks next

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088774
I wouldn't mind but Susan won't stop with the "pure soul of light!" thing, but he goes and does shit like that like he's an action movie villain, only Moose expects us to root for him during it all.
It's frustrating because he starts out being an average guy in a horrible situation, but he's quickly becoming a reprehensible cock while the supporting characters make him out to be Jesus for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088763
Sorry friend, I only would let another girl jo-

OH! You mean as research partners.
Yeah, that's fine.

Just watch out for when she learns that she can walk on the cieling, the tentacle/ushi hybrid had a lot of fun with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088773
Goddamn it Psycho Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087523
>>14087531
I'm new, but how is yuri shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088775
ついて来れるか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088760
>Muscle Shirohebis lead Human Boys back to their shrine with the promise of a dat with their goddess
>Human Boy expects a /fit/ queen
>Get greet with a happy pudgy Ryu who takes up her entire end of the table
>Human Boy decides he has to "run to the bathroom"
>Doesn't come back
>Muscle Shirohebis each comfort the big Ryu as she weeps and makes it rain yet again in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088791
WHEN WILL SCIENCE STOP?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088790
>so, you like to play MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088775
>an entire graveyard of would be husbands beneath her feet, and she put them all there

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088791
DONT PROD THE BEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088791
Careful not to fall for it.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088785
Good stuff.
>socks
Please yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087603
>Harblador isn't kill anymore
Wunderbar. But what is his new pastebin account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088786
reminds me of those 3 web comics i used to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088798
>You...you jerked it to the Beelzebub scene!? Clearly you are unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088791
Sure you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088791
Yes, your new, now leave.
>>14088808
It's the same as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088793
Better yet.

>Shrine with fit Shirohebi and a fat ryu in the north part of the city
>Rival shrine with fat Shirohebi and a /fit/ ryu in the southern part.
>Both end up getting a crush on the same guy
>Cue rivalry that ends when the guy says he loves both of them.
>Shrines merge into one and the girls form a hard and soft combo by both wrapping around him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088810
>3 web comics
You're obviously expecting us to ask what they were.
>>14088811
>Mantis reads your mind
>doesn't like what he finds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088800
But imagine the sex, Anon.

Denied the youthful rutting like all the other Lizardmen, she'd probably be afraid to break you given her own blue ovaries kicking it into overdrive

Then you have amazing, raunchy sex all night long that gives her sore hips in the morning while the younger MGs joke and cajole her for her age and how 'vigorous' you are in bed.

While she flushes beet red when they tell her they were going to wake her up for morning drills but decided against it when they saw her snuggling up to you like a body pillow in your bed, her legs and tail wrapped around your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088808
>>Harblador isn't kill anymore
He's kill, just not banned anymore. He was talking about getting burnt out on writing before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088786
so at this point, its bad harem story telling.
a horrible character that does horrible things but all the girls want his dick.

ive seen fat dudes in mindbreak hentai that have better writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088802
Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088775
>She tells you of how they all belonged to men who had tried to court her, who in their youthful err had been felled by her
Wait I didn't know these were duels to the death fuck that

Who the fuck would agree to do that? Especially when there are plenty of Monster Girls that won't kill you before sex.

>But muh warrior waifu
Just get literally any other girl. Salamanders won't fight you to the death, same with Minotaurs, Ogres, Onis, or any other girl that might decide to be a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088790
>I will move your controller with my WILL ALONE!
>Now... put your controller in your pants.
>yes...like that...good boy...
>hnnnngggg!!!
>now you've finished ruining your pants and controller, why not reflect on why I'm a goddess of destruction as a firecrotch loli but useless as an adult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088775
>Your battle lasts throughout the day and night

I'm no doctor, but I don't think this is something that can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088736
It means you wanna fuck your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Boss, R&D has finished something special, they want you to come take a look personally

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088841
In One Piece there was a fight that lasted for 10 days non-stop. Let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088827
I'm mad because there was potential in the whole thing, now it's just a badly written homage to shounen manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088820
actually im not, but if you must know its Ctrl-alt-del and least i could do

the third was megatokyo but i don't remeber it having mary sue's just that it was shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088830
There is such a thing as getting too into a fight.

My idea of General Lizard-san is her being scarred because her former courters took the duels as literal fights to the death and... things happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088842
Freud, for the last time, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088842

I thought it was Freud himself who had the oedipus complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088859
It's called "projection".

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would get the most aroused being blankly stared at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088791
Its because you guys would shitpost about anything. Even wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088843
Thanks for making Walker gear even more expensive and pointless to deploy.
>because why kidnap those S ranks for motherbase improvement and upgrades when you can just stomp through the camp killing everything and lowering your heroism?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never see a Jiang-shi member of the Mist Continent triads go toe-to-toe with a Vampire from the Russian mafia
>you will never see their tattoo adorned curvy bodies jiggle as they beat the total crap outta each other via midair combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088864
No but I mean I'm pretty sure he never even said stuff about others and their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088873
Freudian slip: when you say one thing and mean mother... I mean other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088866
Lich and Mantis. Bitches love being stared at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088877
I thought they loved staring at someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088877
But those two DO the staring. And probably slyly smile to themselves as the guy gets uncomfortable for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088866
Mantis, kikis, trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088866
Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088852
i know how ya feel
I saw volume one and i was like "finally the salamander story ive been waiting for. i mean i did a salamander once but i know im not good.

and look where it is now. a harem of girls and a a MC that gets worse with each passing chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088816
>Harem
Nah, just give me my fat Ryu and Shirohebis, and a bro to have the fit Ryu and Shirohebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088849
Nayaa is a cool guy. I have like, 5 deliveries from him in the /v/ drawthreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088888
So a shrine of soft?
Fat Hibis and they Ryu mistress who is the biggest?
Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088887
I swear it'll end with laven getting a skull throne at this rate with a laughing child on his lap explaining how he dinin do nuthin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088899
Isn't that from the evil overlord's list?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay we get it, you dont like mosse's story, could you go jerk off about it somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088797
Can't find the cowgirl pasta, so have this thread-relevant screencap instead.

>>14088812
I'm a fa/tg/uy. We have lesbian/bisexual mgs all the time. I don't see what the problem is. I get that Kenkou Cross doesn't want anything to do with it, which kind of baffles me. The only theory I have is that he might be such a beta cuck that he thinks that his waifus will be stolen by his other waifus and won't need him anymore.

>>14088815
>your

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088896
Absolutely. Imagine being drowned in those cuddles, and being the Ryu's favorite boytoy and one and only husband.

Also in the shrine basement is where the underground Hathor meetings are held.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088910
NO! my hate shall flow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088912
Go back to /d/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088910
Maybe you would like to leave yourself? Writefaggotry for this thread seems like the type of thing that should be talked about here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088883
>>14088881
You don't understand, Anons.

If a Mantis stares at you she's either thinking one or two things:

A) That man-creature over there may be suitable for a meal tonight

In the literal sense or

B) That man-creature over there is exuding pleasant pheromones that are inhibiting this one's ability to cognitively function properly. We must lock our slimy, mucus covered lips together in the nearest back alley so that this one may obtain the male's genetic code and use it to propagate 'beautiful daughterus'

If you stare back at her either she just gives you a blowjob or you're getting married

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088886

>Teleports to try and scare a man
>He just blankly stares at her in response.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would be most likely to build her own nation state in South America and employ the use of a bipedal nuclear equipped walking battle tank?
No, Doppelganger is not a valid option

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088932
The one wearing a sneaking suit as her birthday suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088927
Would it be better if he also stole her nose in a monotone voice? I feel like being stared at would make them wet, but being "pranked" back would make her gush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088912
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088887
>done a salamander story

salamander stories are rare, who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088936
Isn't she a mamonomachine PMC trooper? I'm thinking Daughters of the Fallen Brides-era mamonomachines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088887
I still remember that story that involved a rogure war doctor tending to a young wounded Salamander.

I don't think it was ever completed though, and I forget who wrote it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088943
Mamonomachines? How's that taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088920
This. If anything we don't talk about the OC stories enough here. I know there's the danger of massaging egos, but new content is more interesting to discuss than whatever monster you want to fuck today.

Negativity for certain OC aside, let's discuss stories or art we like then. I'm looking forward the the next Lanternon chapter. Victor is mostly misguided, but as long as he only kills the more vicious rapists in the city he's a cool guy by me. I'm glad his magic sword spared the nightmare though, she seemed earnest and sympathetic enough, nothing like that entitled and cruel arachne from the bathroom stall

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088932
Naked Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088944
rogue*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088946
I'm glad people don't pay too much attention my writing, this gives me the freedom to fool around with Big Boss some more. And then there's that Witcher DLC coming up, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088945
Snake? You're not really thinking of eating one of those, are you?

Like salty milk and pennies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088932
Magnum Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088887
>I'm going for a rage rant for a second, ignore me if you want.
I'm with you there. I was all hyped up the the Laven and Rose romance story, but once the anubus started going along with them I just couldn't read anymore. I wanted a full on salamander story, but harems are just shit. You get more women and sex scenes maybe, but the romance gets watered down because you have to fit all the girls in, so you don't have time to focus on a girl to give her proper loving. MC's attention get's spread too thin so in the end you are left with a bunch of random women that you kinda know and the MC being to much of a little bitch to pick his favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088939
I am Iron-beast, the salamander story is part of my roulette series, like i said, its not that great.

im working on another salamander story right now, only god knows if it will be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088956
Why not? The amount of protein in this kind of paste seems like it could be useful during the mission, and nutritional values aside, it tastes better than the rations do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088950
Like pic-related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088936
But the FROGs are in Monster Gear Solid 4. Fuck those things, constantly stealing Snake's husbando Shotakon and groping him in front of her. I lethaled up for the entire section like a good yandere and left none of them alive. Hideo Kejourou even thought of this and gave Shotakon a fear boner at the end for doing it. Now that's game design you don't see anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088964
Way to Fall intensifies.
>>14088965
>game design
You mean movie directing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088964
Yes exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088962
I like your stuff, beast. You're new (to this thread's attention at least) but you aren't bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088960
feel free to vent.
man I takes a lot to make a good story right, ill give moose points for trying though. he's been at it way longer then i have

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088912
>fa/tg/uy
I knew you would try to crawl in here after your smut threads got nuked, but no, your kind is not welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088946
Thank unholy christ i'm not liked as an author because I get to do other things than read the thread bashing a story like Moose's

[Anonymous No.]

FULL. METAL. JACKET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088979
That made very little sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088979
So if someone's even slightly popular we can't criticize their thing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088967
Picture of christmas cake Jinko who has seen some shit saluting when?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon!
Your daughter just joined a cult and is now an extremely busty shortstack with massive ass and killer hips

What do you do?
She's getting fairly clingy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088995
Tell her she needs to get tall, shortstacks are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088972
thanks, the odd nice comment is nice in a while

I'm trying to do a story outside of my roulette. mainly because I'm don't have a clue what monster i want for the next entry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088995
Do the only thing that can be done about dangerous cults. I run into the street and shout at the top of my lungs.
>GUARDS! GUARDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088999
>shortstacks are shit.
1v1 me, faggit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088999
It's like you hate being correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089003
Make that 2v1, cause shortstacks are fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088995
Why has any of this happened?
Why can't it be some girl I'm not related to?
Why am I thinking about her in the shower now?
And who was that mysterious, shortstack, with those hypnotic swaying hips who tried to murder my wife last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088991
>>14088991
Nah I'm just saying I enjoy the free time not having to see the thread dissecting stuff with writefaggotry and pretending my ego is the size of King's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087836
>>14087845
I wonder what a Demon would do after making a contract with a man and discovering that he's Charon incarnate when it comes to making puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089006
You have to 1v1 me first you samefag shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088999
>"OK daddy!"
>Next time you see her than she's nine feet tall with the same proportions

>>14089002
>Get brought back home by a dark elf loli in a police uniform
>She mistakes your daughter for your wife.
>"Mam, please keep your husband inside, he can hurt himself if he isn't careful."
>Daughter squeals uncontrollably at the mention of husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088752
They would probably be /fit/ to carry the Ryu if she demands it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089010
Make that 1v1v1 because I dislike both of you for arguing and don't feel like going inna woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089010
>Only one person could dislike my fetish
You're in for a rough night, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall Woman with thick thighs, big asses, broodmother hips, and massive breasts are suprior to Short women with all those proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089014
>dark elf loli
How the hell could she bring me back when there's sammies patrolling the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089018
Why are you stating the obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089009
She'd clearly put a contract out on him, as his endless puns against her would clearly sign his death warrant. The writing would be on the wall the moment she ordered the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089010
Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089014
>dark elf loli in a police uniform
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088995
>Cult
I resent that sir, they are an officially sanctioned chapter of the Greater Church of Hathor started when a certain man united the goblin tribes under his banner and spread the word of Hathor to them by showing them that Hobgoblins were her gift to them. I tell her me and her mother are proud of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089003
I'm sorry, but it's simply a fact of life. You must accept you know.

>>14089004
But aren't I correct?

>>14089014
>9 ft
Now that's nice, she's just like her mother now. I'm sure she'll make some human boy happy. Not me though, I'm already married to her mother.

But if she wants and kneels down I can give her headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089007
In order

She thought she was unattractive

Because they are grabbing other, unmarried guys

Because dat ass, dem titties, does hips

Some other lady from down the lane who tries to attack your wife every other week. Your daughteru was in bed hoping you'd join her. tonight she joins you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089015
Damn, they'd have more muscle than onis.

I want to lick their abs and their mistresses belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089043
No, I want the Mistress! You can have all the Muscle hibis, but the pudgy Ryu is mine! And her belly button is too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089052
Ok.
Muscle snakes are fine too.
I want to spoil them all with daughterus and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088960
>but harems are just shit
You watch your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089052
I want a yandere Musclehebi to give me an abjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089058
He's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089062
I want to impregnate one and then give her mino milk so she can keep strong throughout the pregnancy!

[Anonymous No.]

This is The End... of your bachelorhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
But I don't wanna get married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089029
Atleast you get an easy way out if you don't feel like being forced to become a Demon's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
>This is The End... of your bachelorhood.
Daaamn, now that's some smooth-talk I'd love to see from a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
let the games begin sweetheart

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076

I'm going to die alone and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
Sneak up behind her while she's sniping and start hot dogging her, so you can steal her outfit. Make her ahegao by only giving her anal and you get to keep her rifle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
Nice crossbow, pleb. Come back when you get a real weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
Jokes on you im just going to sit in the forest for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089109
Looks like the shoe is on the other foot, for she's young and can't be beaten like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089112
She'd pass out from sleep deprivation sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089116
She's a mushroom. You're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
Why would she still have her dress on? It doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089112
She just dies from loneliness and a broken heart instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088962
so whats this salamander story about

[Anonymous No.]

>wolfgirl

keep implying she's a stray terrier dog girl
or has rabies and fleas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089055
And I want to be spoiled by my Ryu and get headpats from her, and then spoil my little Ryu daughterus with lots of candy, sweets, and headpats

Damn, the shrine life sounds maximum comfy. Just hanging out with the Ryu Mistress, The fit Shirohebis with their husband, and watching all the daughterus play together. Is there a comfier life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089128
some dude brought it up a while back and i took it back.
>mercenary is escorting posh bitch
>Lillim kidnaps her and he rescues her
>Posh bitch loses bitchiness, slowy turning into a salamander

[Seafoam No.]

Gentlemen, I've prepared a little piece for you I like to call Draculuv. Stay tuned for parts two and three in which the world goes post-apocalyptic for no apparent reason and best girl loses to the childhood friend!

But seriously, I did another vampire thing, this time featuring a girl nicknamed Poorpire, set up to be a sort of counter-point to Lynx's Bitchpire/Gaharapire. It features some light femdom and what I hope is a sufficient amount of biting. As always, please enjoy.

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/100499833/Draculuv

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089159
*i mean i took the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089165
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089076
I'd like to see you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089175
But Simo, you were raped by an Elf at age 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089180
ONCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089185
You know what they call a Finn who can count? A Swede.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089131
Nah, that would be pretty comfy.
Especially when fall rolls around and I can throw my flannel hoodie on.
Shit's comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089208
Lick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089208
Oh no! Her calves are eating her knees! Somebody stop them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089208
Needs to be bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089094
She's not trying to kill you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089208
I want to cut her in half and send that fat dragon ass to Lost Izalith

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089238
Nigger please

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch a game show where a lone human boy was dropped on an island where he would compete for a huge cash prize by surviving in the wild while avoiding the other contestants, all of whom are MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089265
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272

nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
Hell no.
I'd participate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
I don't like gameshows.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your sex-scene writing music, fellow writefags!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg9PDJh1OCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089175
EBIN
B
I
N

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
Only if he loses, it would make a good porno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
I'd love to join, but I'm afraid I'd lose if one of the Monster Girls were really nice to me, or offered to take me dancing, or write me love songs/poems, or just make me feel really loved and protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089277
>>14089279
Geez, you're boooriiiing.
>>14089280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ0uqHoft9c

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089208
Dragonmaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
Depends on the contestants

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089297
Which should be there then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089291

I don't even watch TV anymore. I just play videogames and procrastinate writing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089292
White is the color of the yandere, so give me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089293
You're pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
Why? It's just going to be the guy losing over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089286
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089330
It doesn't have to be. You can choose the impossible.
As long as you don't choose Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089336
?

[Anonymous No.]

Which profile did KC make right before Demon again? I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089284
Winter ain't free. The snow of finland gotta be littered with the bodies of reds. Iosef "CYKA" Stalin or "LS" is not my ally. He is armenian gommunist and probly manlet as well :DD Simo and Nugget not Ivan and Nugget, ok? Praise the white devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089342
Mucus toad, I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088436
who put this up? i want this story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089330
>>14089336
Stop whining, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make love to your waifu in the lotus position?

[Anonymous No.]

Mad Max universe with Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089165
I liked it. The interactions between Kelsey and the MC were cute, especially during the sex scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089372
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089372
Look into this Wurm's eyes and tell me if you still think the idea is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089371
yes. YES! all my YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089371
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089272
I adore that stuff.
What if it was a different local each time? like sometimes it was an abandoned city or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089389
That's the position for meditation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089375
>>14089378
>Any universe can be reimagined with monstergirls
>Except this one
Huh. Dare I ask why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089372
Unpopular opinion: Fury Road was not that good, I think it would be better if all the feminist old hags died at the end of the movie. 2muchtumblr4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089389

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089292
HELL YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089399
The original mad max was pretty shit as well. I have no idea how it spawned two sequels.

>>14089401
My dick isn't big enough for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089398
I never said you can't do that. I just think it's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089399
I'm not specifically talking about Fury Road, or any of the movies, but the entire universe in general. Deserted wasteland where people scavenge for shit to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089342
Titania I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089411
So you're not talking about Mad Max, you're talking about post-apocalyptic fiction in general. Something that existed before Mad Max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089389

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089399
You are not alone anon, that movie was fucking garbage, the only reason it's still being talked about is because of meme spouting faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089398
Because we already had Fallout with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089417
You believe wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089399
>Unpopular opinion
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089419
>>14089409
>>14089424
You people are excessively cynical today. Fine then, let's drop the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089292
Could the more magically inclined dragons polymorph themselves to the extent that they look no different from elves or human women?

I'd imagine that polymorphing could see great use in many prospective stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089439
Cynical? I just explained to you how post-apocalyptic scavenger worlds =/= Mad Max, and you're getting offended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089440
Polymorph like in the the spell is OP as fuck, she could be anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089425
Well excuuuuuse me whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089440
Even if they couldn't, they'd still do it, because they're Dragons and don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089417
>>14089425
Titania was after Demon. The one before Demon was Mucus Toad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089451
Yandere living doll that can polymorph into most inanimate objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089451
>she could be anything
Could she be not-lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089462
That's not a dragon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089440
Most monsters can and do.

[Anonymous No.]

Scenario Anon here
Wake up and see your monstergirl waifu in the mirror
You reach out to her and pull her out, but her hair and eyes colors are inverted, does this impact you at all?
Hard Mode: her colors influence her emotions and behavior to a small degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089440
>literal dragon sword
>dragon armor
>each piece is comes with its own buffs and resistances

I am so fucking hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473
>You reach out to her and pull her out
Mirrors don't fucking work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089475
>You clap your hands and all of your daughterus pop off and turn back to normal
>You give them cookies for being a good suit of armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473

>A Kejourou with white hair

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473
I think I'll manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089490
Monster armor after clapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473
>White haired, brown skinned dormouse
Time for impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473
>Ren Xiongmao
Hair goes from black and white to white and black and eyes turn white with black sclera. I don't know if her colors would do anything to her, since all they did was move around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089498
>>14089495

http://i.imgur.com/qjQzNL0.jpg

Oh geez

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody have the image that usually goes by something like "introducing an anubis to anal"? It's a few cropped faces of some rape cg that goes from gritted teeth to ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089519
Spooky, but sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089524

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473
>Alp

Blue hair, green eyes, assertive and possessive and possibly a little rapey

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089498
Boobs that will send you straight to the shadow realm!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got any paladin girl pictures?
I'm almost ready to start this fortnight's blood sport.
I just need a Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089524
No.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089519
>jet black Kejourou with white/silver hair

Help, my boner is going out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089473
>Lich
What? Her eyes may be a little bit brighter, but they seem to be about the same color. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089536
>>14084242

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089542

Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089556
S'cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089551
>>14089473
Wait. No. My brain read inverted to mean swapped, like swapping the hair with the eye colors. Fuck. Still, I'm not too sure how it would look.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089552
Nice.
Prepare for blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089570
That reminds me, I should look at joining Snake Church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089562
http://imgur.com/IifmYQp,xa0iFXQ,9R0IYry#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089578
bitches will eat all your money

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089587
Story of my life, but at least they'll be qt snake gurls.

[Anonymous No.]

It time again gentlemen.
Place your bets.
http://i.imgur.com/ppju7VB.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
>The reaping
>Not the obvious word choice anyone would make in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089602
I would've edited that if it was an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
Will O' Wisp is taking this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
Go Paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
I have a feeling that Titania will die in some tragic way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
The Doll
I've seen enough horror films to know that Dolls are murderers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
My money's on the new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never find a way to become Skeletor and get all the bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
Oh shit murder monkey's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089634
Maybe she won't go ape like last time?
HA! AHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
Really Solider Beetle?
Really?
http://i.imgur.com/w7TAakV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088158
All very saddening. Undead Best Group by-and-large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089636
That's racis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
Go ninja, go ninja, Go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089639
Cats are a bugs natural enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089629
Which one? There are several.

>>14089634
>>14089636
This is actually rape ape's third showing.
She was a lot more peaceful the second time.
Maybe because Mindflayer wasn't around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
I'll bet on Titania. That frilly bitch is just to innocent looking. The others will never know what hit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089644
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089639
>Kunoichi hiding
She's in her element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089647
>Which one?
Jianshi, she's going to hop her way to victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089639
Hinezumi are master martial artists.
And even they aren't above bullying.
http://i.imgur.com/pyatsI9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089667
Manticore's out for blood already, wait can you even stab a will o wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089667
Mummy stays loyal to her master even in an all out deathmatch. Mummy is the true hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089667
I don't trust that Kunoichi, she's up to something.
http://i.imgur.com/VhwXZ4b.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089687
>kakuen going soft
>Succubus yuri

What the hell is this deathmatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089687
>Cuddling with a Kunoichi
That's just asking to be stabbed in the back.

On another note, is it just me or has the thread been unusually quiet over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089687
HOLY FUCK. COLD AS ICE.
http://i.imgur.com/a4ilWss.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089687
Soldier Beetle!
Let's do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
MURDER MONKEY IS BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

also succubutt is a pussy who needs to finish the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
See, murder monkey was just biding her time. The fun starts now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088696
Doesn't he still regularly get voted in as one of Nyantypes top male characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
Poor Titania

Maybe lich can resurrect her as a dullahan Titiana and comfort fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
>Mucus Toad is out
Oh well, at least there's still a Devil left

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a monstergirl that I'm actually married, my waifu just has a long distance relationship with me because she lives in the anime world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089702
Yes.
Although you were probably going for Newtype

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
The monkey is back in business
Now the game begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
That's why murder monkey spared succubutt. She was brain washing her into beoming a murder minion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088700
God I should hope so.

>>14088785
>Giving you a pantyjob in a hidden spot near the public
>After making you soak her panties in your cream, she puts them back, rubbing the cum-soaked fabric into her crotch before getting on with her day

This may be more my fetish than anything else I've ever seen in this thread. Goddamn, thanks for writing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089695
Okay Bicorn, that's a actually a pretty legit strategy there.
http://i.imgur.com/De14LWl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089710
>"Join me, Succubutt, and together we shall rule the Hunger games!"
>"I'll never join you! You killed my mother in the last match!"
>"No Succubutt, I AM your mother."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089712
>Goddamn, thanks for writing anon.
No problem, it was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089716
>A truce between a Paladin and a Devil
Heresy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089716
>no deaths

What the hell is this

SEND IN THE SQUIRRELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088982
What would an MG Drill Sergeant be like? What kind of creative insults would she have for her recruits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089716
Paladin is scared.
Scared of Tailpussy.
http://i.imgur.com/pBHTfsW.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089716
Soldier Beetle is getting in the right mindset.
I believe in her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089716
>Paladin and Devil eye each other and slowly back away from each other
>They don't want this fight
>Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089475
What do you think of the idea of a society of Dragoons who, upon returning home after acquiring a Dragon Waifu, traditionally have their new wife donate a small amount of her scales, which are then used to forge armor and weapons for her husband?

Also the Blacksmith is a Wurm. Because I like the idea of a Wurm Blacksmith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089727
Cheshire and the monkey seem like the only two who want to win this so far. I bet Jiangshi's going to kill herself with that explosive too.

[Anonymous No.]

bully the bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089721
He's gonna get destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089594
Please don't die Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089736
>Cosplay
That's a headband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089736
God damn that kick was so fucking satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089736
That's not bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089721
>Transparent nightgown
>Tio
>Full moon
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089708
I probably was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089734
And now I have the image of a wurm using her claws to bash metal into shape, and if it's too big she has to hold it with both claws and continuously headbutt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089721
>tfw functioning pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089727
So I take it they like Knives this time around?
http://i.imgur.com/mLMvnEc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never live in a Celt-esque society of Wyvern riders

[Anonymous No.]

So since people were talking about post-apocalyptia earlier, I feel the need to ask this...

What kinda digs would you try and secure for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world? And, uh, y'know, Monster Girls and stuff.

Pic related for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
>Tanuki gets a bunch of throwing knives
>Trips and falls running away from Bicorn
>She loses her knives
>Suddenly, everyone has knives
Moral of the story: Don't run with knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
Cuddle Ninja, NOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
HEADSHOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
Beetle's on the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
Well Soldier Beetle was thinking about winning, she just had to stop to admire the flowers one last time before knifing bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089721
That's either an asymmetrical blush or a Pinocchio nose.
Nice picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089759
Why would water collect there? Where is the source that is causing it to run out like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
Kunoichi demonstrating what happens when you won't buy corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089759
Well shit, I suppose >>14089756 might just function in a post-apocalyptic scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089754
WWWWWWWWWWELP.
http://i.imgur.com/Q1ytGtD.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
>Anubis is injured
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089769
Corn sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089779
You suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089759
Depends on the setting really, like what caused the apocalypse, is it still happening, what's the state of the world, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
Poor Jiang-shi. The others aren't much of a loss, but that's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
>4 kill explosion
>Cheshire and Lizardman seeing the smoke cloud in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
What the fuck Soldier Beetle, that's 5 girls in 2 turns. She's actually serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089782
Not as much as corn.

Almost as bad as tomatoes and mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
>Soldier Beetle thinks about winning
>Proceeds to headshot one girl with a knife, and blow up four others
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
Soldier Beetle's done pussyfooting around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
Murder train keeps on rollin'!
http://i.imgur.com/BKM1I7g.png

[Anonymous No.]

how is it called the potion that allows you to clone yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089798
Shit Potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
Ultra kill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089798

Doppelganger potion, my non-native-speaking friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089797
Anubis is injured and starts screaming for help. Mummy go save your master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089797
>Soldier beetle goes full hardcore and kills 5 people in a row
>Receives fresh food

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089798
In the MGE? Doppelganger medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
MMMMAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089813
Hey, can't murder bitches on an empty stomach, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089797
Ah, a nice traditional feast curbstomp.
Just what this bloodbath needed.
http://i.imgur.com/XQF43x0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089775
>Devil and Ryu threaten double suicide. It fails and they die
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089819
Christ, what did Demon even do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089797
Go soldier beetle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089819
>Lesser Succubus and Succubus
>Team up to kill their superior and fellow succubus
Shit's grim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089819
>Soldier beetle recruits two succubi, playing on their insecurities to take their rage out on their superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089797
>kakuen realizes she's never going to have a high body count again and cries
>Lizardman realizes she's never going to be as cool as soldier beetle and commits seppuku

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089819
Jesus, Soldier Beetle's bloodlust is contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089819
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089797
Aww, poor Anubis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089819
And now here comes the boring part.
http://i.imgur.com/mrU9jWK.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089842
>Convinces the Succubi to kill their master during the feast
>Receives fresh water

[Anonymous No.]

GAME THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089842
What is this honor shit doing in my murder game?
http://i.imgur.com/o7zfGpk.png

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW stuck between like three story ideas
>Not waking up
>Wake me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089842
Anubis really can't do much by herself, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089856
You blew it, succubutt, soldier beetle will remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089856
An act of mercy for helping her kill demon.

An act of mercy that will be her undoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089856
YOU BLEW IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089856
Holy shit, what a heel turn.
http://i.imgur.com/4I32kqd.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089858
What are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
Mummy you bitch!

Well...I'mma buy the Anubis from the Lich, and give her lots of headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
Mummy...How could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
WHAT A HEEL TURN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
Looks like Mummy had enough of neurotic jackal bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089867
Manticore MILF v. Some kind of stupid Lilim story because self inserting into porn donute steeles are great

Yanmoth style Titania story

Some kind of Jiangshi story because fuck vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
Strangled with bandages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089878
>Yanmoth style Titania story
Ooh, I like.
>Some kind of Jiangshi story because fuck vampires
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
BAH GAWD KING THAT ANUBIS HAD A FAMILY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089878
>Jiangshi
Do this one, new girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
How are you exhausted? You practically did nothing all day!
http://i.imgur.com/DkvS6Sw.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
Bet she had it coming for being a horrible boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
TREACHERY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089878
>Manticore MILF v. Some kind of stupid Lilim story
Elaborate.

>Yanmoth style Titania story
Might be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089888
>Soldier Beetle seething while tending to her wounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089888
Come on soldier beetle!
Win this and you never need fight again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089888
>Kakuen receives a hatchet

http://i.imgur.com/viKr05z.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
You go, girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089888
Succubus needs to stop.
http://i.imgur.com/r1lhFK9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089898
It's too late. She's tasted blood.She can never go back now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089901
Spear in one hand
Hatchet in the other
Murder Monkey is go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089866
I did not know something like this could ever happen, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Think of your favorite MG or a random one

And then flip a coin

Heads: You get hooked up with her and all that but she's actually the only member of her particular race and is naturally quite interested in making babies. Have fun!

Tails: When you wake up the next day you find yourself in a world where only MGs exist and there are no humans at all. After being captured by their government they decide to assign you to someone who is the kind of MG you thought of for study. Unlike the typical rape-happy that you might expect this MG will be both somewhat afraid and curious as though you were some kind of alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089901
Kauken's brainwashing must have worn off. She's gone all soft now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089901
>Mummy goes mad with guilt at slaying her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089901
Mummy has been biding her time.
But her bloodlust cannot be held back any longer.
http://i.imgur.com/um96ENV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089901
>Kakuen makes a spear

http://i.imgur.com/vm6kqeR.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
>Mummy does what Succubus should've done centuries ago
>Succubus RUNS AWAY
WHAT IS THIS PACIFIST SHIT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
>Soldier Beetle is kill
Fuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
No!
Soldier Beetle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Baby hungry Ren Xiongmao
100 babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Heads
Shit. I must continue her lineage at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089878
>Some kind of Jiangshi story

Aww yiss, with plenty of groping and massaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087606
The kind who know that childhood friends never win, so it's perfectly safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
Beetle you were supposed to be the chosen one.

Fuck it, Cheshire better win this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
Of course, the best thing to do after murdering someone in cold blood is go fishing.
http://i.imgur.com/u5PEY7l.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Baby crazy alp
>Can only give birth to succubi

Suffering. At least I'll have 100 succubi daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
>Mummy kills the only real contender left
Sadly, Mummy's been doing all the work while Anubis pricks her finger, runs away from enemies, and screams for help.

Kind of like that PharaohxApophis team. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
Shit, only good girl left is mummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089895
Well, attempting to continue an earlier story versus writing a Lilim because people keep bugging me about the lack of content for them when usually people want Succubi instead.

One idea for a Lilim story was fusing shit from actual Lich mythologies and Skeleton Warriors in order for the MC/another character to basically function as Ains without turning into the little girl/getting his shit blasted by whatever kind of reality warping the Lilim is doing. But meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089927
Pfft, I'd kill that worthless anubis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089927
It was Cheshire that was pricking her big meaty paws.
Really, just highlights how much of a sweet girl she is. Can you imagine her trying to sing herself to sleep to stave off the fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089912
>gets ready for war
>passes out

Murdermonkey get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089924
Mummy is fucking losing it.
http://i.imgur.com/L3pB4Ws.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089928
No, succubus is a pacifist now, but she can't run from the past forever. She will kill again, after all She's already a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089939

Mummy is feeling immense guilt over killing Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089924
>>14089939
This is getting too drawn out. Release the bees!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089939
A TRICK, A TRAP, A CUNNING RUSE.
http://i.imgur.com/IS0on0H.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089939
>>14089924
>Succubus attacks Cheshire but flees
>Cheshire fucks her shit up
LaughingLilim's.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
THE TURNCOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
>Succubi killing each other
>Mummy murders murdermonkey

The plot thickens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
Final 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089941
>>14089947
Well, shit nevermind. She lived and died like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
I'm taking that Kakuen, Kunoichi and the Mummy so I can give them good homes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
WHAT IS ALL THIS TEAM-KILLING!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
And this is why you're a Lesser Succubus.
http://i.imgur.com/HuIM5Gq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
The final showdown is approaching. You can do it Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089759
Right where I'm at inawoods, though also like >>14089785 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
yay, it's over, now i can finally go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
WHO'S LESSER NOW, BITCH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958

Mummy wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
Murdermonkey make way for Murdermummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
God damn it.

Oh well, murder mummy has a nice ring to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
She killed her only friend for this to happen. Hope it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
I won't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
Remember kids: traitors always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vhpk7DhZM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
Here is your winner and Supreme Waifu
Mummy!
http://i.imgur.com/bo7GPo5.png

>>14089965
Still you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089947
Demonic catfight gone horribly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089974
Except when they don't.
In which case, they're bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD8LcP3m8fg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089958
Hail to the new queen of the desert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089968
I would have preferred blood beetle, but she fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Holstaur
>Tails
I'm gonna teach her the meaning of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089977
And now the final placements.
http://i.imgur.com/szUdycO.png

That was fun. I might do another one later tonight if you guys are up for it.
And since It'll be Waifu Wars X, I'm thinking of doing something special.
Maybe a Waifu War with Deruella and other named monstergirls.
No thread made stuff though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089920
>>14089886
That's because Hsien-Ko is the purest waifu to rule them all in Darkstalkers.

Next to Rikuo after Midnight Bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089988
>6 kills
>SIX KILLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Hellhound
>Tails
Oh this is gonna be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089988
I'd like that, but right now I like sleep more. I'll check it tomorrow I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089988
If this is going to be the tenth competition, We need a Paladin-chan who is stronger than all of the rest.
What we need is a Paladin X.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090001
The ultimate lifeform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Crow Tengu
>Heads
It's such an honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089988
You were still the best, Beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090001

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089630
Dude seriously needs to get a magic penis or just magic a baby in her womb to calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089987

Have fun dispelling some of the more recent myths that have popped up with your arrival that your saliva will melt their flesh and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090009
She's dumb! I bet she'll die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090011
Maybe eventually he'll just bone her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you name your Soldier Beetle daughteru Bailey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090014
I'll always believe in Paladin-chan!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090019
She's a smelly old human! I bet she cries at night because all the boys hate her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090018
I want to name mine after a male historical figure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090019
Waifu War XXVI may or may not be an All Paladin-Chan bout.
I mean, I've got all these Zombie Paladins in the basement, I might as well use them right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090018
I'd name mine Kabuto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090025
>>14090019

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090034
I'll take the lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090042
She only joins the War because she hates monsters for getting all the boys! But she still has an awful personality and a ugly face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090004
>Ultimate lifeforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090051
Paladin-chan is the embodiment of beauty and grace! I want to brush and braid her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090052
Nothing personnel.
Time to go listen to SA2 again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089988
>Soldier Beetle daughteru joining in a competition at school
>She was more forced into it by her gym teacher who says she has potential
>How a gentle giant like her has potential you'll never know
>She comes home talking about it and says she'll never win
>Everyone competing are athletes and she's just, well, her
>You look your daughteru in the face
>"Don't let your dreams be dreams. Think about winning, not about losing."
>Her low self esteem doesn't waver but she takes your words to heart and thinks about winning

>Day of the competition
>Obliterates the Wight in gymnastics that the Wight loses her mind
>Destroys all the top athletes in all their main fields to the point that they blow up in anger
>Two scrubs start to look up to her and the three of them rape a demon in the three legged race
>But soddenly, from the top ro- err, from the locker room the Anubi gets sick and can't compete anymore, causing her to switch out with her loyal best friend
>It's a close game, and with a turncoat by Soldier Beetles Succubi friend, in a close final sprint in the 200m Mummy beats the unstoppable force that is Soldier Beetle!
>Anon expects his daughteru to return home sad and beaten
>But she's actually smiling
>Why?
>Because she had fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090057
It might seem that way, but she's scheming and cruel! She is jealous of monsters and like to hurt them! She also takes out all her aggression on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090012
I'll just have to prove it to her through lots and lots of sex. Though I guess I'd need to start off with letting her run tests on my bodily fluids and stuff, still gonna gaze into her eyes while getting the semen sample.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090004
THE ULTIMATE BIOWEAPON
whadda think of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090057
I want to shield and protect her from ne'er-do-wells like witches and succubi so she can be corrupted by something decent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090067
How about
The ultimate bio-organic weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090067
>You will never receive a letter from your mistress asking you to collect a series of gems in her honor
>Signed by an Alraune named "Master Emma Woods"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090062
Why are you telling lies on the internet? Paladin-chan does her best to bring about a better tomorrow for mankind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090067
It's extremely powerful, especially against living things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090074
Ha! She's wicked to the core! Just ask her what she did during the war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090060
Aww. I've always imagined that loli Soldier Beetles have perpetual "V" shaped mouths due to their kuu nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090082
She fought the bad guys to keep us all safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090085
If by that you mean she and her buddies tore husbands away from their innocent wives for their sick pleasure, then yes, she did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090094
You realize there have been nine seperate paladin-chans right?
They're not all the same person, and every single one of them is a zombie now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090094
Paladin-chan is pure as snow, you take that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090101
She's a rapist and a murderer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090094
>>14090097
>>14090101
I want to reveal to everyone Paladin-chan's secret! That she's an alp!_______

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090101
shes a fucking slut just every other women and MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090094
She had to. They were sick and those monsters were the disease. It hurts at first, but in time they will thank her for bringing them back to the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090097
I'm looking forward to the all zombie Paladin-chan battle royale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090126
That's assuming a Paladin-Chan will never win. It's a small chance, but they still have it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to headpat and tenderly love your Kiki maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090131
Tonight's the night Paladin-chan is immortalized as the victor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090135
What If I just pay her and headpat and tenderly love my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090131
>Paladin-chans
>winning

Hahaha. I hope not, I want to buy an armored zombie harem at a discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090135
I want to take the meekest, scrawniest Kiki and give her headpats and half a gallon of mino milk each day

[Anonymous No.]

So do any other writefags have cripple self esteem issues or is it just me when it comes to wanting to put stuff on pastebin for the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090139
Kiki's are paid in hugs, cuddles and headpats anon.
Alternatively you can pay her with children, lots of cute young Kiki's.

>>14090144
Is pic related your goal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090145
Nigga, we're a bunch of nameless strangers on the internet. Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090153
Nah, that's the one I gave Hathor milk.

This is Minomilk I'm giving the new girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090153
I'll just give her a paycheck and leaving the loving to my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090135
Of course. Except that one, I'd push that one up against the window and fuck her senseless before patting her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090145
My issue is just laziness. I like writing, I want to write, I'm not afraid of the thread, I have over a dozen ideas backed up, but I just keep putting it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090153
Oh I'd gladly take a dominant ara ara thick Kikimora

I want to lay my head in her lap and nuzzle her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090145
No, I just feel like you shouldn't need to beg some self centered piece of shit to put it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090158
I'm not sure if a muscled Kiki is a good idea.
She'd carry you around the house instead of letting you walk around. Can't have Master accidently injure himself.

>>14090160
That would be contract breach anon. Every Kiki is paid with proper amounts of love and doting on. Perhaps a human maid is more suitable for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090168
There are no human maids left. The monsters won, and turned them into Kikis.

I guess you'll just have to change your contract stipulations, and accept that some people are rich, happily married, and still need to hire someone to look after the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090168
I guess she can get some headpats. But that's it.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

You're walking along, minding your own business, when this frenulum fractionizer strides up beside you and slaps you on the behind.

She then says with a salivating come hither look, "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? 'Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Go ahead and ask her for a contract to sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
I lock up and blush profusely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184

I fell over and sat in some honey actually. Damn honey bees tripping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
It's just one of the ways I keep my skin looking nice, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Blush and stammer out some excuse about leaving my oven running before speed-walking away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090168
That's why I picked the meek one, she'll be shy even as she starts to tower over me and out wrestle ushis with her new muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Woah Bromont, what the fuck do you think you're doing? I noticed this time you even typed out your full retarded name and tripfagged.

You messed up the url, it's supposed to be an 8 not a 4. We don't want you here, you made your bed, now lye in it. Don't shill your shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Paladin and Succubus have somehow managed to become the strangest of friends
>The friendship was born from a mutual love of ELO
>One day, the Succubus stopped by at the Paladin's apartment for their weekly movie night
>As she was walking down the hallway, a man stepped out of the Paladin's apartment and walked across the hall into another apartment
>The Succubus walked more briskly and flung open the Paladin's door and bounded into the apartment
>"So who's the stud?" she asked
>"My neighbor, he came over to borrow a measuring cup. He dropped his and it broke"
>"Sure it did. So how many times?"
>"What?"
>"How many times did you suck his dick?"
>"Oh my god, that's disgusting! Why would anyone put someone's genitals in their mouth?!"
>The Succubus laughed, "Oh, oh dear, oh goodness. Sorry, so what did you want to watch tonight?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
squats and glute bridges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Swoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Anubis
>Tails
>I am an alien entity given to an Anubis for study

Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Play dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Tell her that she's got got quite a wonderful blue backside herself and give it a slap in return.
>>14090199
Right on schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090199
Calm down nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090209
Reminds me of that one grizzly greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Blush and tell her I'm lost. With some luck she will take me back at her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Standard procedure: Hide my face and play ostrich or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090213
>>14090215
I see the BIDF is right on schedule, enabling the downfall of these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090220
Is your analpain for Bromont genuine? Because if not, I'm impressed with how well of an act you put up each time you sperg about the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090225
Yeah, nice meme, whatever, just keep your Bromont bullshit out of my threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090220
Speaking of defense forces,
Would any of you defend Earth from giant insect girls as one of Earth's elite forces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090230
Giantess a shit, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090225
Stutter and bite my tongue. No alp, just very shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090230
I would change sides if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090228
>my threads
Delusions confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090231
Okay, then, regular-sized insect girls?
Keep in mind by the end of the day, odds are you may end up with an insect girl shouting, "Wow! Fucking Earth Defense Force rolling in and armstronging my territory!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090230
I'd probably be part of the reason that there are so many running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090236
It's like Mod-kun from /a/ all over again. That or somebody getting too big for their briches

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090230
>Defend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090236
I've been in these threads for years, far longer than you have. If these threads were to belong to anyone it'd be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090252
On that note, thank goodness they don't in fact 'belong' to any one person in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090252
You're so deluded you make AkibaRed look like the world's most logical person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090249
Definitely someone getting too big for their britches, look at this shit. >>14090252

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply, let him rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090184
Slap her ass and just kidding, I'd profusely blush and try to walk away at a brisk pace most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090262
Rotting him, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090145
Eh, I feel nervous as hell when I post something and it takes a few hours before I dare read any replies.
[spoiler[Not sure why, this place will rarely post negative comments unless you make something deliberately controversial[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090252

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090275
>Spoiler Fail
Even then as long as you don't deliberately call attention to it, most don't actually care.

[Anonymous No.]

http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090283
>spoiler fail
Embarrassing, I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

So it truly is only one person who gets super butthurt over someone else on the internet posting on an imageboard

He should go to a doctor or cloud9 to get some adderall and calm his clinical autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090196
>Meek Muscle Kiki

Be still my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090295
How would an Undead fair in the winter, I wonder.
Especially a Jiangshi.
Wouldn't they just...freeze over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090196
>Hey Ushi I think you got the wrong door, the Alp club is two blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090288
Who knew that such a perverse series could instill such positive family values.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>14090192
You're walking alone with groceries in your hands, when out of nowhere a bee girl pinches your rectum. Surprised, you turn around to face your assailant with the sound of aggressive buzzing, only to be met with a stoic, lusty, and domineering glare.

"Did you coat your ass with honey? Because I wish to eat it."

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090288
Does anyone here NOT have autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313
I thought I told you to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313
A bee? Come back with your Hornet cousin or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313
Does anyone have that pic with the guy saying he keeps batteries in his ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313
Bromont as ambivalent towards you as I am, posting a fucking Makai Bee that's not even a cute girl at all, her real eyes are the ones right under her antennae; Her body is literally a flesh puppet piloted by a BEEEEEE this is haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090303
>tfw most art of MGE girls only features the girl from the profile art
>tfw this means art of things like big-tittied Lich are a genuine rarity
>tfw this means members of different species of monstergirls with different bodytypes and the like will never gain attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313
>"Bitch, what?"
>"You gon' come up in here, say that shit, and try and eat MY ASS, bitch!?"
>"If anybody's gonna be up in here, eatin' ass, it's gonna be me. Now bend over."
I kid, I'd never be able to say that.
Also, only with a regular bee girl, not that Darkstalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313

I angrily tell her that my pet donkey is not to be eaten for snack and I regale her with tales on how he has been with me since I was but a boy and how much his companionship means to me.

I also express confusion as my donkey is not coated in honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090313
I would try to break the ice with her but my Yuki-onna waifu is giving her cold stares, and I'm afraid she might try to kick her ice if we stay any longer

[Anonymous No.]

Is this fragment okay, guys? I've been here for like half an hour without advancing.
>---Well... I... I will only do it if you do something for me...---said the Familiar while fidgeting with embarrassment and avoiding his gaze.
>---Anything for you---Replied Anon while leaning forward and lifting her chin with his hand, turning her face so that he could look her right in the eyes.---Anything.
I don't know, something seems off to me.
Anyone?

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>14090313
You're taking a walk with a monster girl of your choice, when, completely unsolicited, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson comes up behind you and open palm slaps you on the ass.

"Is your candy ass covered in honey and sugar? Back that roody poo up and join "The Rock" this Sunday in a steel cage chutes and ladders smackdown against WWE super star "John Cena" and heavyweight champion of the world "The Undertaker"."

He then shuffles you the 'people's eyebrow' and summons a horde of tanlined tomboy scorpion girls using his powers as the Scorpion King.

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090344
>Familiar
I am obligated to not help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090329
It'll remain a rarity until you get better at art or commission someone for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
OK stop I'm dying here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
Like so:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1442187865011.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090349
Oh, don't worry, it's not about familiars, MC is a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
Bromont, you okay?
You seem to have gotten into the good shit and you're not sharing any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
Slowly back away with my wife, protecting her from the front while we very slowly, very carefully, try not to make any sudden moves during our escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090288
>Definitely agree
>Slightly agree
>Slightly disagree
>Definitely disagree

Fuck these kinds of quizzes. This shit is boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090359
He's hopped up on Kesaran spores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090303
I'm sure there are ways to keep them warm, like bundling them up in lots of coats and scarves, writing "Summer beach" or "Receiving Yeti hugs" on a Jiangshi's tag, or Mamono mana keeps their blood from freezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090411
How relaxing would it be to relax under a deluxe-size kotatsu with your Undead/Lamia lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090420
Like glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090230
Yes.
If only to shout EDF! EDF! EDF! While shooting at random.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Harblador is kill
>MFW only Foam is based enough to do undead stories

Please, need more brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090428
Stupid Earth Defense Force and their goddamn damage control squad again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
Pass out from a mix of joy and the sheer mind crushing absurdity of the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090434
We went over this earlier; he is revive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090434
Peny has possibly the biggest undead boner out of the writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090435
Damage...control?
You mean
Not...Cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090453
Yeah, damage control.
The point is, earthlings aren't fit to survive on Earth. Giant insects have all of the skills humans have, and more, making them obsolete.
But when they don't want to come to terms with that, and believe me, they're huge autists about it, they get soldiers to try and act like they're better than them. It's pathetic is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090467
You use too many words.
I shoot you now with big laser gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089992
>tfw no little Jiang-shi to stalk you by hopping about
>tfw you'll never relent to her affections and let her cling to your back
>tfw due to rigor mortis, she will become stuck there

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090467
What can a fail little human boy like me do what the big strong bugs can't? I'm sue we can work something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090434
theres punaldin lich encounter
it will never be finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
wow such cool memes XD

Seriously Bromont, why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090423
And if this kotatsu were big enough to, say, snuggle under with her?
Who the fuck am I kidding, kotatsus aren't supposed to be that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090497
Why do you even care so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
>all of this post
you're killing me
>>14090497
fuck off dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090507
Because Bromont is an attention whore faggot who sold us out for the enemy. Hell, he is the enemy. Any other writefag, Bob, Naga, they were told to fuck off and stay fuck off. Well, Bromont is worse than all of them. He actively mocks us and wants the downfall of these threads, yet still wants to milk out what last bit of attention he can from them.

Why do you want a man who hates you? A giant mosquito?

>>14090510
Fuck off Bromont, nice samefag by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090516
Are you going to get yourself banned anytime soon?
I mean, it's clear you'd sooner shitpost about somebody who is ambivalent about the threads at worst than just enjoy stuff you like instead, even if it's "for the sake of the threads".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090529
>Not sucking someone's dick is shitposting
>Not being Bromont's bitch should be worthy of a ban

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090467
At least human boys don't turn into stupid, drooling kiss sluts from a single kiss. Unlike creepy crawlies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090534
It's not about not sucking his dick, it's about ignoring him for the sake of not shitposting and spamming "go away" to someone who isn't themselves shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to capture a familiar and feed her both minomilk and hathor milk to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090542
If people started spamming futa, would you "Just ignore it?" No, and neither would the rest of us.

And yes he is, he spamming his unfunny writefag posts, mixed with a completely not monster girl related one where the joke is le meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090537
Of course they do, you're just not kissing them right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090548
>No, and neither would the rest of us.
Exactly.

>unfunny writefag posts
Which is relatively harmless in comparison to futa.
Again feel free to ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090552
I'm not kissing them at all, you Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

What would trying to sleep covered in werekittens be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090537
Wow, here's one right fucking now. A fucking humanfag who can't even form a good argument without resorting to insults.
Why don't you and your people fuck off to Mars, this planet belongs to the big girls now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090548
sir
YOU are le meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090562
Y-Yeah, haha, who would know how to do that, right? Not me, and I'm not an Alp, so I wouldn't know. haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090565
I actually volunteered at an animal shelter and got to play with the kittens there.
I have experienced this joy before, napping with 3 or 4 kittens in a big pile.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if your monster girl waifu likes her steaks cooked anymore than medium rare she is shit and you need to dump her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090565
Fuzzy, warm, mildly stifling. I'd rater go with a pile of Kobold pups personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090573
Mr Joestar please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090565
Purring in every direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090573
But anon what if she takes the break up really hard and tracks me down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090467
And what are insect girls planning to do with us human boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090567
Can I stay on earth? I promise to be useful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090569
Dumb slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090567
Why don't we and our people fuck every bug girl until they can't even walk straight instead.
And the Oomukades will be first, goddamn uppity overgrown centipedes. Dragon eaters my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090591
Bop her on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090607
Now why would you say not one, but two mean things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090569
Yeah, only dumb Alps are hung up over kissing human boys, when all the other monsters are merrily raping them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090608
Oh yeah? Fucking try it, double nigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090609
But what if that's not effective?

[Anonymous No.]

A is for Apophis!

Grape-flavored snakes that can make all kinds of potions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090611
Because you're as annoying as an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090615
Now now, Alps are only hung up about them because they love them the most! It's like the old saying, Alps are a Man's Best Friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090626
P is for Pharaoh!

Perfect is every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090626
B is for Beelzebub!

Scary demon flies who like to prey on slobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090626
F is for feet! Haohi's feet are the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090650
C is for Crow Tengu, the nerdiest of birds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090658
D is for Dragon!

Mighty, regal monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

NO E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkN8KJW42dA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090670
F is still for feet!

Haohi's feet are so great, I wanna suckle them!

[Anonymous No.]

>What are Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090626
Remember not to let your sons near lamian women.
They go into heat at the sight of young men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090676
Arrogant, stupid jerks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090670
E is for Echidna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090616
Oh yeah? You'd better believe I'd kiss the most ferocious Oomukade into a quivering pile and then pound her so hard she'd be bitching all through the next day about her sore crotch. You'd better believe she'd get the same treatment until she learns to assume the position on command even if I had to do it until her belly is bulging with our spawn. And I'd romance the fuck out of her too. We'd see who's better fit for this planet when she couldn't go a day without gentle caresses, loving kisses and sweet nothing that make her antennae bashfully wiggle. All followed by nights of vigorous, bed busting creepy crawly breeding sex.
That'd teach those dumb bugs to mess with the resolve of human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090680
I am a young man fresh out of high school with little to no direction in my life

What can Snake Church and that chubby elder Apophis offer me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090669
Agreed. Overrated as fuck. I'd much rather have Scorpion exoskeleton armor with a badass telson sting gauntlet than generic boring ass dragon scale armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090684
Well you can approach her, begin to notice the bewitching perfume she has on, then the lecherous snake will proceed to show you what snake church is all about when she takes you into a 'confessional'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090680
>tfw no yan Apophis babysitter will add her own milk to your cereal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090692
What are we going to do in the confessional? pomf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090694
>She always wears way too much jewelry, revealing outfits and touches you in weird places when your parents aren't home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090616
It's afraid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090705
The smelly NEET centipede is afraid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090680
>>14090684
>>14090698
I like this kind of shit way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090676
lovely beings who deserve our love and understanding

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any list which shows the chronological release of all the MGE monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Lamina are creepy.

Especially purple ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090713
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/index.html
It's all in Japanese, but it's definitely there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090708
What? Young human boys getting taken advantage of by lusty cougar Apophises with large breasts, wide hips, and a pudgy belly? Lamia stealing the virginity of their human boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090715
Hush Anon, you can trust her, she's an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090722
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090711
Ma'am why did you bring your apron to work again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090725
She's a creepy untrustworthy adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090722
Snake Church lures in innocent young virgins into the clutches of lecherous serpents!

Repent! Denounce Snake Church!

[Anonymous No.]

Just how much of a slut would you be for a monster girl, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090676
I want an Elf to tie me up against a wall, and perform so variety of forced doggy style in order to insure I impregnate her with daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
I'd welcome her home dressed with nothing but an apron and ask her what do she wants first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
I would be the most uptight stuck-up purity sue you could ever imagine. My waifu take every opportunity to brag about her ability to unlock me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
Depends, which girl?

[Anonymous No.]

What if brown faggot-cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
I'd be a completely shameless, unrepentant slut, my sluttery would flushter even succubi. Hell, even that turboslut Haohi would be self-conscious if she saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090745
She's going back to MGC Syria.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090745

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090565
>>14090572

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090733
She's going to make me a cuddleslut whether I want to be or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090758
colored a tail in

[Anonymous No.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection_Mary

>TFW no QT kuudere ghost GF who you met when you picked her up in the middle of the night, loves dancing, and wears white dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090758
Yes.
This is what it's like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090758
Adorable. You're a real treasure, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090704
>she offers to watch you for a week for free while your parents are out on a business trip
>demands that you sleep on her soft belly, and use her breasts as pillows
>includes a bottle of her own "specialty" milk with each meal she makes for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090745
Now that's a fine looking Chessie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090773
These purple snakes are creepy.
I need an adult. A not purple one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090758
>>14090763

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090763
Too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090745
Considering pale skin is one of my biggest fetishes, no. Only chocolate girl good enough to make it on my list is gnome, and she's still not near the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090763
My poor heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a muscular MG story prompt and maybe you'll get a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090774
*That's one fuckin' nice Chessie right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090784
Muscular Harpy babysits a frail, sickly boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090784
Fuck you, you think I'm going to let you have my story prompts before I write them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090775
But the purple ones are the best at these jobs.

10 out of 10 boys want to repeat the experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090796
Did you ask them before or after the venom wore off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090798
Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shirohebi waifu gets into MGS after hearing that you play as Naked Snake in MGS3
>Ended up liking the series
>Get MGSV together, switch off on every mission and just binge through the whole game in one night
>Finish all the missions and decide to take a break before going back and 100 percenting everything
>Get a little frisky
>Sex devolves into dumb laughter after she pins you and says "I'm Big Boss, and so are you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090708
Hirame is too good.

I want a family of weregoats to be there when I come back home, waiting for Papa's Special Milk Delivery-Service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090784
>Yeti bulking up for the world cuddling championship
>Recently lolified salamander/lizardman retraining after the pedomorphasis spell takes away her muscles and makes her sword too big
>Megabuff ogre/oni trying to be more girly for husband
>Slime absorbing a bunch of protien powder and becoming a metal or gem slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090773
Milk y'say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090798
Silly Anon, there was no venom involved.

Only some special from big sis Apy's special home made cache. Be sure to add to every meal of your favorite human boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090800
Come now, I expected better from someone collecting statistical data.

You have to eliminate as many variables as possible. Whether a data point is under the influence of mind-controlling venom or not is such a variable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090807
*special spices

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090698
Confessional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090806
Yes, milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090811
Clarice is the professional of confessionals.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090816
Yeah? Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090818
I don't fight dumb people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090816
And they still fool human boys, so what does this say about the later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090819
Oh.
Then fight her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090821
That monster girls need to cheat to get the upper hand on humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090822
She's even dumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090822
I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090805
>Yeti bulking up for the world cuddling championship
How is the competition judged/scored? How fast the man gets a boner? How long than man stays passed out in warm, cuddled rest? Are there Russian Jinko judges there to give low scores to everything not Russian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090816
Well, most of them are half-animals, some even more so, and others don't even have a brain.
What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090834
>check out Hisahiko's stuff for the first time in forever
>he's also been sucked in by boatsluts
Oh dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090818
Her snake's like "I'M FUCKING INVICIBLE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090831
It's where 2 people are put in a bed together and the first to be snuggled into submission and fall asleep loses. The competition is tournament style and is held annually. The competition is so intense that many of the audience members pass out by just watching the cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090789
Why not make it an eagle or a roc harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090843
He's been doing that for a while already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090855
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be hunted by a Cougar monster girl while I try to hurry home on a full moon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090843
You have to admit that there's some damn fine character design there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090853
Scarf sharing should be banned, it's an unfair technique and makes them fall asleep faster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090862
I want to stalk my way home through the streets echoing with screams and moans all the way to the apartment building where I live only to find the stairwell door stuck. I want to frantically smash the call button of the elevator as it creeps down at a snail's pace. I want my sigh of relief at the opening doors revealing the empty interior of the lift that'll carry me to safety be interrupted by the husky voice of the cougar MG landlady.
I want to be shoved inside the lift before I even have time to jump from surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090866
Among the boatsluts? Sure. Some cute voice acting too. But I have absolutely zero interest in the game and it's not like it's the only thing with good character designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090890
I wonder if the elevators travel deliberately slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never watch your cock vanish in a Holstaur's massive cleavage
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Sluuuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Let me guess, that's not her boyfriend, she sent him to the hospital again and needed someone to help scratch an itch on her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Not between that Minos cleavage for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Yum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090907
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
Fuckin lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

What about succubutts good for besides fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys still up for Waifu War X or should I wait for next fortnight?
Because it's the special edition where named monstergirls fight, and I need suggestions.
And I swear to god I'm not going to use thread created ones, so no chubby alp senpai or Whorehi or what have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090933
Blushing and getting flustered at romantic things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090941
Do Wocks count? I mean, we don't know where they came from. They just showed up one day.

I want to see a wock fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090951
No. I mean monstergirls like Deruella, or Miia, or even that crazy Succubus from Overlord whose name I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
>a horde of tanlined tomboy scorpion girls
That's pretty fuckin' great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090955
>that crazy Succubus from Overlord whose name I can't remember.

Alfredo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090941
Add CIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090941
its up to you man i'll stay up for it but its up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090933
Their breasts become engorged within the vicinity of churches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090955
Don't forget the chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090960
I don't think you understand what I'm all about.

>>14090961
I just want to get a gauge of what girls people would like to see in this one. It's the tenth Waifu War, it's a little special.
If you guys don't really care who I put in, I'll just put in whoever.

>>14090963
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090957
It's Alberto, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090950
>Succubus wants to be jackhammered in every orifice and filled with a man's sperm injections
>Instead is taken to a fancy restaurant and politely woo'd while soft jazz plays in the background
>Is taken home before midnight and kissed on the hand as she's told he had a wonderful evening
>She has no fucking idea what just happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Thou must include the Plain Doll from Bloodborne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090941
>>14090968
You should add black guy holding miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090974
You again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
put in the purple guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090974
That's Barry White

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090974
That's Barry White you failed abortion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
If you need help naming some I got a few in mind. I don't care that much about who's in it, but I'd like for there to be a bit of variance in the series that are used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090345
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU REACT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Any of the retarded dragon girls and/or Syrorin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090763

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Add this thing to the fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090989
Name some names, and maybe post some pictures to make this easier on me, but yeah there is gonna be some variance.
Hentai series are not off limits, but please keep the pictures Blue Board safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090995
What part of "No thread made" did you not understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
Do Rach and Suu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090994
Dibs on the brown furred kitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Dumpire from Jitsu wa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
Do Hsien-ko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090995
Fizz, pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
>Miia
>Jinko Anya
>Draco Centauros (from Puyo Puyo)
>Seriri (also from Puyo Puyo)
>Suu
>Ms. Machiko (from Disgaea 3)
http://imgur.com/a/9NWwq

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090990
KNOW YOUR ROLE, HUMANS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090999
She wasn't made by the thread, she was made by some writefag

Why are you shooting down all the suggestions anyways? Why bother asking for characters if you're not going to add them? Also

>Implying you wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090994
Would pet the living daylights out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Tamamo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091009
Druella is poopy bad stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
Plain. Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091010
Anime, Manga, Hentai, Video Games, and the like are fair game. Writefaggotry on the other hand is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
I said add CIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Deis count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091012
Her name is not Tamamo, it is 'Best Girl'.

I can see where you were confused, as Tamamo and Best Girl are synonyms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091020
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091017
Who here gives a shit about anything outside of MGE, I mean really?

The only thing even in the running is EMG, but even that some people here hate. All the others are unknown with 1-3 fans only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091031
What's her name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091023
Indeed they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
How about some of >>14091008?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieOT6ygBmI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090994
>that no fucks given pose
cuddlin' ain't easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091020
Snakeslut pls go
Make way for best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
Here's some I can think of. Can't really get pictures atm, but they all pop up in google images in the first few choices.
>Koto and Juri from Yu Yu hakusho
Koto is a catgirl and juri is a dragon
>Sheila from superior
She's the mayadere demon queen, looks like an elf
>Himeno Kimihara from a centaur's life
Puffy haired centaur
>Seras Victoria from Hellsing
Blonde vampire
>Rea Sanka from Sankarea
Zombie girl
>Saya from Saya no uta
The most lovable eldrich horror in existance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
Add moot and anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Makoto
Always makoto
put Kokonoe in too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Yuuko Kanoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091060
Koto was a foxgirl, sorry it's been a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090998
>Nobody posted Holo or Liru yet

Outrageous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090968
Bokuseiinmonzeninari Sakura

[Anonymous No.]

Taokaka is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091091
Tao is pretty good.

But everyone knows that Lambda is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091060
I always thought Juri was some sort of aquatic/fish girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091081
Got a thing for wolves, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

would monster girls like black men like me?

inb4 /pol/ shouts racist shit at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091096
Wolfgirls are always the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091081
Since the mods on /h/ are being total fags about it, everybody can go to /liru/ instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091091
>not Nu, who's yandere incarnate
She isn't my waifu by any means, but I do love me some yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091104
Pharaoh. But probably most of them since they don't really care about things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091104
An inner-city Devil Bug.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Space Ghost a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091104
They'd prefer them, black guys like us have bigger dicks

White stormbitches here probably would get tossed aside in favor of us lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I vote for Aisha
http://i.imgur.com/Y1sIUGY.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091087
Oh shit, right in the nostalgia. Good taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091118
No, but Zorak is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091119
I'm pretty sure one wouldn't go so far as to say that. Also
>lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091104
Try harder next time m8, I know you can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091128
naaw they would and you know it! We got big dicks that make your 3 inch peckershafts look like fucking jokes lol why would a monster girl want you over us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091139
I'm sure you enjoy making the rest of your kind look bad, but please compose yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091060
Juri a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091139
W-What if some of them want skinny white bois?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna dissolve in a slime Ojou-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091146
No anon niggers have already destroyed their image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091146
My kind? Watch your fucking language you pol piece of shit lmao, you ain't gonna do jack shit.

>>14091151
Man, them monster girls only like the dick, and ain't no white man alive who got a better dick than a black man. Fact, it's been proven by scientists that black men have bigger dicks, and while its a stereotype it gives us the upper hand, which we deserve the very least since all the shit you all put us through

>>14091157
Man you're talking shit now I bet i'd beat your little white ass lmao keep talking shit go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091146
Trolls don't need other trolls to look bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091151
Surely there'd be plenty who do.
But enough of this talk.

The true question is, would you be able to fight your waifu in battle, even knowing her fighting style, and at least endure for a long enough time?
What if your waifu is a shield-slut?

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know the monster girls that would appreciate a box of doughnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091168
Ren-Xiongmao

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, we are locked in! And now, Pimps, Playas' and Pain Purveyors!
PLACE YOUR BETS!
http://i.imgur.com/txWCmhN.png

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Worldstar needs to keep their animals in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091163
>19 year old white kid pretending to be black on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091163
I must say this level of falseflagging has only been surpassed by Meta Knight.

Should we just, you know, report and ignore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
My money's on District 2.
And maybe 3 and 5 if Miia fails.
I believe in you, Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Her surname is Fateburn? How edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091104
Blacks almost don't exist in 2D so who cares. The closest thing we have there is white/asians with brown skin that look pretty much the same like the rest.

2D being superior as always.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to say all this hostility to an African American in this thread is kind of scary. Seriously, don't go /pol/ on us here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091172
Wait, why them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Nu-13 and Hsien-ko? Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Anyone but the paladin. District 1 would be preferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091187
First day here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Gonna have to go with Morrigan on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091187
>hostility
I wouldn't mark it down as any more 'hostile' than the average rest of the forum.
Don't worry about it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Brawny bitches bickering 'bout boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Puttin all my internet dollars on Seras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091201
Some of these posts are pretty blatantly racist though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Time to get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
Aisha pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091204
Why not just kill the opposition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091168
Loli vampires

Whichever ones are cops so kikis and arachnes I guess

Alps if they can eat them with coffee

The succuvirus because this fucking captcha keeps making me select doughnuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091187
People are hostile to jackasses, no matter the color.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit you guys got fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091207
Some of it's par-for-the-course good fun.
Well, not 'good' fun, per se, but fun. Joking.
At least, I've come to see it that way.
Anyway, who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091212
Because then there will be no foamy threesomes. Now back to sleep, you's inna jungle, the mighty jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091187
Fuck off nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091185
Alipheese Fateburn XVI if you wanna be precise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091173
So I accidentally made a .gif Alice's picture. Luckily I hadn't started the war yet and changed it.
http://i.imgur.com/CVREmwi.png

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, Nigger poster, Bromont hater and Alp rp might be the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091229
By the Supreme Beings, Albedo is going to kill them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091229
>Miia
>Grabbing sais
What the fuck?
A-Any chance of getting art of this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

what even got deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091235
Is the mod/janitor still here? How many people did you banned, is it the same guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091212
>braid
>tail with a puff at the end
Who is this semen snatcher and what is her story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091218
>Joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091238
Well, the Jinko Winner got art, so y'never know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091229
>"Hora Hora how fucking embarassing."
http://i.imgur.com/6eIJHPY.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
Alice pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091235
Looks like it, either some fag who posts a lot or several people got banned all together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091229
Placing my bet on Suu. She may not have the highest kill count but by hook or by crook she'll be the winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
Shamfur dispray

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091257
But she's just an old monster brought back to do some wet work.
>>14091258
Albedo got shanked? This is not right. Still rooting for Aisha though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
Of course worst lamia would die, round 1, in the most pitiful way that only fits a Lesser Succubus.
Goddammit.
>Lei Lei stabs Albedo
I guess it was a false alarm. Albedo will not be ascending to waifuhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
>http://i.imgur.com/6eIJHPY.png
the fuck alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
Suudoesthislooklikethefaceofmercy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
C'tarl industriousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091258
Hey guys, guess who came back for our tenth Waifu War?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAb1QBUz208
http://i.imgur.com/RIPasj4.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091254
>Calling a goddess a semen snatcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091272
She'll have all the bones she wants.
>>14091283
Cat-girl co-op?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
>Miia kills her own teammate
>Rachnera kills her own housemate
This isn't the future I chose.
This isn't the future I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
Of course Makoto survived. Pity she didn't feed anyone else to the squirrels though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
>Not using their wings

FIXED. THIS GAME IS FIXED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
So, wait, did all the girls who tripped die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
>Hsien-ko dies like a bitch
Oh fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091295
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
>Hsien-Ko is eaten by squirrels
Well now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
>Paladin Doll trips her teammate then fucks up and dies anyway
Stupid bitch.
>Seras survived
Good, still fully behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091295
I'm hoping that is not the case but I fear it must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
>Dumpire got killed by snakebitch

Motherfucker. I wish I could turn my hate into a landmine that Miia will step on and die to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091283
Miia is quickly proving herself to be the worst girl.
http://i.imgur.com/eApR9Gz.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
Eh, it's accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
>http://i.imgur.com/eApR9Gz.png
>All the girls who tripped, died.
Well. That really was a culling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091307
Miia is worst girl man-
>>14091310
And she just killed the tribute I was rooting for.
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
>Miia taints Sera's food
You mean she tried to cook for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091307
>Miia betrayed her partner
Why would you do this!?

>>14091310
>Resorts to her terrible cooking to kill Seras
Oh god, no, Miia, please, girl, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
>dat Blazblue teamup
>Deruella is gathering power

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
Go Deruella go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
there is not enough swear words

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
She's gone off the deep end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091320
Anon face facts, she's worst girl no matter where she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091310
Holy shit Makoto.
http://i.imgur.com/tY6vnYW.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091329
This isn't the Miia I know.
The Miia I know wouldn't resort to this.
This is...a "Shadow Miia," in a manner of speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091331
Which one of you faggots is helping strumpet-harlot?
>>14091336
Miia... has had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

If Miia wins I will eat my hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091336
>This isn't the Miia I know.
>The Miia I know wouldn't resort to this.
Anon the only reason she hasn't killed off all the other girls vying for darlings dick yet is because she knows she'd get caught. She would gladly do it with a smile on her face other wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091337
Don't act like Miia is Guts or something. She's had it pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091347
>doesn't get the joke
Go fly a kite, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091339
Watch it turns out to be that dumb anglerfish hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091331
>"Darling, I'm already a demon."
http://i.imgur.com/YBNsBiN.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091349
Too be fair I've had 10 beers so I don't get your joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
This is like the fucking whori one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
MAGNIFICENT, SISTAH!
>>14091352
A kite, I said. Go fly it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
>Kills best girl Makoto
With every othe girl she kills, I shed another tear and say a small prayer, that she might be forgiven.
Seriously, holy shit girl come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
The snek is out for blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
>http://i.imgur.com/YBNsBiN.png
>Killed Makoto
Miia you bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
>>14091360
At least Draco got away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091359
I'm too drunk to be flying paper aerofoils in the middle of the night. I reject your imperative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
This might be the least blood shed at a feast in Waifu Wars history.
http://i.imgur.com/WkiLrpE.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091369
Come on man. Ben Franklin didn't think he was too drunk to do that.
>>14091372
This is what we in the business call "the calm before the storm".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091372
Can we take a moment to appreciate that Taokaka has been doing fuck-all this entire time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091364
Hey, your squirrel offed my vote. You've got like three other Blazblues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091254
She's Sekhmet from Bob's latest series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091382
>Bob's latest series
So she has a spiky cat dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091373
Benjamin Franklin was a crazy person. He runs a successful printer after whoring around in France for years miraculously avoiding syphillus. Then decides to fly a kite with a electrcunductive key tied to the end just to see what happens. He should have had syphillus. It would explain why he's crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091372
Come on Kokonoe, you're smarter than that.
http://i.imgur.com/75Dvd5M.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
Makoto no!

I'll take her and give the Squirrel a good home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091376
Soon.jpg
>>14091386
Exactly, he's a man too look up too. On the hundred dollar bill for fucking French prostitutes, inventing random shit, and flying kites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091390
Chief God forgive her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091386
Ben Franklin wrote an essay on why it's better to have an older woman as a lover. The man was as sane as they get.
>>14091390
Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAKEEEE?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091390
Threat of snek is ended by Best Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091384
There's no sex or even romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091390
The beast is dead. Darling won't have to worry about psycho snake anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091390
Tamamo out of fucking nowhere securing her place as best fucking girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091390
The villain is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091380
Yeah well, my Vote got killed off early, and Makoto was the next best girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091403
Did you miss the Spider with a spear?

[Anonymous No.]

So, would hathor/hathor apostles or acolytes have children? Would she stay devout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091407
>goddess of fertility
Yes, they would have children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091394
So he helped write the Declaration of Independence. Big whoop. I can write some fancy words for two pages too. It's called a college paper and they're at least 5 times longer. That's why he is on the Hundred note.

>>14091397
I can't disagree with this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091390
Y'know, the funny thing is this isn't too far from something she'd actually do.
http://i.imgur.com/X1tqhGv.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091407
Dude, she's literally a mother goddess. Why wouldn't she or her followers have kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
I guess I'm rooting for Rachne now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
>Taokaka's first act is to kill best girl
Fucking hell this game is all sorts of fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091406
But she's the good guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
This has to end in either Kokonoe tearfully killing Tao or Deruella just deciding to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
Stay alive Koto! You're the only girl I'm rooting for that's left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
>Tao misses teritary girl and hits 'best' girl instead
Oh god, Tao, I knew I loved you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
This is also something that she would do.
http://i.imgur.com/R9zRfSe.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
Doesn't matter, she did her duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091407
Yes.
Many kids.
Many, many, many, many kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091422
If Deruella wins, I'm going into hiding in an Alp's basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091422
At first I was like
>HAHAHA TAO KILLED TAMAMO
And then Kokonoe killed my girl
And I was like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
>>14091422
Jezz, Koko isn't taking shit from anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091411
Fucking Tao holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091429
At least she did it with style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091422
Blazblue collusion in progress.
http://i.imgur.com/Rsvvs9P.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091433
No.
Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091422
Why is Deruella so useless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091446
She's used to having her minions do everything for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091438
Hey, didn't you break that girl's supplies earlier, Kokonoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091446
She's Druella. Question answered. Though as usless as she is, she's still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091438
Rachnee's going in.
http://i.imgur.com/49n9Te4.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091446
She's biding her time and charging power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
Ah yes. The Spyder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
>http://i.imgur.com/49n9Te4.png
hell yeah! tao is gone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
Welp.
Taokaka's out, and I have no more stake in this fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
Now I get to take a Zombie Makoto and a Zombie Tao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
I must've been a good boy this week, because it's time for another arena event!
http://i.imgur.com/hRGRshU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
Go Rachne, go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
You already found that river, you forgetful succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091454
Seems like as soon as somebody gets a kill they die.
>>14091470
Fucking hell that's brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
I like both Rachne and Nu 13. They're both delightful characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
I'm not playing anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
Live Nu! Live for Ragna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
FINAL ROUNDO DA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
Well fuck, there goes my last mg. I can't even root for Druella out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
Welp.
http://i.imgur.com/UI6ajBU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
This is going to be easy.
Bondage Spider
vs.
Yandere Psycho Supreme Weapon Robot
Who will win?
Literally no one knows, because this game is fucked like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091470
Go best yandere, do it for Ragna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091476
i know you dont mean it, but that sounded so whiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
I'm joining her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
Dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
What a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
>>14091485
Never mind.
I was right. You all saw it. It happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
Ahahahaha. Wow, this round sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
PthFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I ain't even mad, NU 13 at least gets to confess to Ragna and live happily ever after with her love.

That's what happens, shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
>Most of the mgs died from events or environmental hazards
This game was bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
>Rach doesn't have water-strider powers
Well, damn.

>>14091495
Didn't it just?
It turned my waifu into a team-killing murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
mother the fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
I DEMAND A NEW GAME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
Whelp. That was underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091497
Yeah I have to agree with that. Is there a way to disable enviromental hazards for the latter half of the games? It kind of feels anticlimactic to have them win by accident, rather than by their own doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091497
>>14091500
>>14091495
I indeed demand a rematch.
Preferably with less squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tftSTvEUuIE
ASTRAL FINISH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091497
You forget the bullshit mass kill offs. It was mostly squirrels and gas that won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091484
This was truly a Waifu Wars finish.
All hail our new Yandere Robutt waifu overlord.
http://i.imgur.com/X50yu5A.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091510
She isn't just for show!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091510
So what happens with this game's victims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091510
Don't fuck with this yandere.

She could rip Albedo in two, with her bare hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091510
And now the placings.
http://i.imgur.com/XOIjvGq.png

I'm seeing a lot of calls for a rematch. Do you guys want to do a Waifu War X-2?
Same teams and everything just for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091506
Two events killing like three-fourths of the contestants was lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
>Same teams and everything
Not the same everything, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091513
Either they wake up in their home dimensions after a horrible nightmare, or they were all doppelgangers who thought they were those characters.
Take your pick.
Except Paladin-Chan, she's dead for reals.

[Anonymous No.]

psst, hey best mg oneechan type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091509
That's what i ment by events. Fuxking squirrels killed 4 of the 6 I was rooting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091513
Only Deruella has the advantage of Mamono mana along with maybe Paladin-chan.

All the other girls are forever kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
>spoiler
Yes.
Also,
>Nu wins by doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
Goddammit, Paladin-chan X, you were the chosen one and you fucking jobbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
Al Gore demands a recount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091522
Oni. She'll get you booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091520
I'll turn off Arena Events if that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
Eh, maybe?
The Wheel of Fate is turning, it would be totally in flavor to have a do-over.
But I do wonder if games like this eat too much of the thread.
Ah well, I'm having fun. Go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091524
That's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091530
Yes please. Those are lame and remove the whole point.
>>14091531
>eat too much of the thread
That doesn't even make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091522
Titania, dragons, undead, fluffy girls, and big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091533
Well, I know it doesn't in the sense that the thread is in no way finite.
Just like...maybe we have fewer discussions or greentexts when the next hundred posts are a game.
This is way better than those "roll 4 variables and post them without bothering to write anything" games though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091522
Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091522
All of the girls with
>Big bubbies
>Lip licking faces
>Grins
>Conservative clothes
>Or a combination of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
Replace one of the Blazblues with another Jitsuwa.

I vote Shiho.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright boys, once more into the breach!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwwltpGDZA
http://i.imgur.com/AOZ0II6.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091544
Another One Bites The Dust intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091544
If zambie Paladin-chan X makes it, does she become Wight Paladin-chan X?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091549
No, she becomes Wight Paladin I, because none of the others ever made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091544
Good luck!
And try not to kill your teammate this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091515
This should've been Paladin-chan X. I mean, come on, how can you miss an opportunity like that.
http://i.imgur.com/Uw89deK.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091555
>Alia
>Not Layer
At least Layer uses a sword, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091544
No need to worry about a repeat victory.
http://i.imgur.com/YDwTdDZ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
AISHA! NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
>Lei Lei broke Dumbpire's nose
You're dead. I'm calling all of my official channels, and you're dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
Well at least Nu won't be there to murder the love of her life again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
>fails a double suicide
>they both die
Um...um....
Good to see Alice taking her place this time.
And my Sakura grabbing rope. I will beside myself if she strangles the squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091525
There was no Ragna, therefore she needn't do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
Coincidentally, doing a double suicide is definitely something Nu would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
Um. Suu? What are you doing?
http://i.imgur.com/TlJQwkL.png

[Anonymous No.]

What's the lewdest loli MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091576
Suu wants to get huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091576
>Kokopuffs getting explosives again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091576
Suu gonna drown some bitches in her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091351
>http://i.imgur.com/YBNsBiN.png
MIIA
YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
Stop hurting poor Dumpire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14087353

>Dad grew up as the one white kid in Toronto's Chinatown, godfather is the same best friend he's had since kindergarten who now volunteers as an instructor at the kung-fu club they both trained at for nearly twenty years.
>Probably the only kid in my rural hometown who grew up with swords, yin yangs and Buddha decorating the walls.
>He was always a little disappointed that I'd rather play vidya or fuck with a welder than learn martial arts from him as a kid.
>Telling this man that I'm marrying a fucking ninja.

I imagine there wouldn't be much trouble. Just a lot of pushing for grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091576
>Hsien-ko sprains her ankle
Well, given she's a jiang-shi, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
Oh yeah, because last time she got eated right off the bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091580
Cum-balloon Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091580
The loli Lilim. There has to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091576
I was wondering when it would happen.
http://i.imgur.com/FuZYIoV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091580
Devils
which is why I would pamper one with treats and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091597
>Alice, Shalltear and Albedo
What a heinous team.
>Seras and Zombie Paladin
They're both still virgins, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091597
WHAT IS THIS

SEND IN THE SQUIRRELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091597
>moe night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091605
Seras certainly is. No telling with that zombie slut though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091597
>Rach using her silk to tend to Makoto's wounds
Okay, that's wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091597
Boo, no killing.
http://i.imgur.com/tSC2WS7.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
Snek collusion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
>Miia looking out for her fellow lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
They're all good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
They all already died once, they don't wanna do it again. That shit hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091628
Nope. It's the second time-loop, which is canon because in the previous round, Nu won, went off to see Ragna and bring about the usual end-of-the-world time-reversal she always does in Calamity Trigger. Therefore placing this back before they all died.
It's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
>Suu questions her sanity
Is endless rape all there is to life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091633
Then why is paladin chan a zambie then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091636
The Boundary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
It's cool, just wait until one of them gets her hands on some explosives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091614
Shit.
http://i.imgur.com/ijFBXQS.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
Must've drank some bad blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamias are hip and cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
>Vampire dies from dysentery
>Slime is somehow wounded
What is this I don't even?
>stupid snake thing dies
Nice desu nee~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
>Best cat protects best spider, killing worst lamia
My god, this is glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091654
They got those hips, too, so of course they would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
Godammit Seras I didn't even know vampires could shit let alone die from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
Seras shat the bed on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091654
They're dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
>Koko kills Alive while protecting spider.
OK
>zombie can't handle the stress and gets Best Girl to slaughter her
OK
>Vampire dies of shitting blood
my sides are moving on their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091663
You! You're that bully that ties all the Lamia students into knots!

You're mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091648
Everyone's being really careful this time around.
http://i.imgur.com/B4dBJ0f.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091669
>injured Miia
Better hope she still remembers how to treat her injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091669
>Rachnera becomes a cave spider
Oh, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091668
I do it because they're dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091657
>worst lamia
Excuse you, she is worst ECHIDNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091669
Lot of singing, not much killing.
http://i.imgur.com/gS5frKJ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091690
>Miia thinks of Darling back at home
Hopefully this time she won't have to team kill to get back to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091690
Zombie Paladin-chan X is a big girl and no longer plays with dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091690
Atleast paladin chan is doing some purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091690
Welp, back to business as usual for the worst girl.
http://i.imgur.com/poqdDFC.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
dethsnek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091680
I bet you're also the one who glazes the P'Orcs in apple sauce and connects the Thunderbirds to an earth!

You're the worst, Bully Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
>dat Miia
STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091690
Ha! Paladin got her revenge on shitty Doll.
>>14091704
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
>Main Bet kills second bet
Well...I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
You are just as worthless as your ancestors Paladin Chan! Don't worry, I still love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
Wind bows, rain falls, paladins suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
So is Koto a fox or a cat?
It's funnier if it's the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091713
>One Anon has a small complex where he houses the fallen, zombified paladin chans, their moans echoing throughout the building as he makes sure they are adjusting to their new, undead life.
>Hugs them so they adapt to no longer having body heat.
>Leads them through exercises so that they can work on motor control
>Everytime a newbie arrives he ruffles her hair and leads her to the rest where they moan greetings and give clumsy pats on the back as she's welcomed to their growing horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091722
She's a fox demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091704
Cat on Cat violence!
http://i.imgur.com/U40hPTb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091737
Tomamo!
You are a caster!
Do magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091737
Poor Suu, all alone and helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091737
Dumpire's got a bomb. Hopefully she doesn't kill herself with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091737
>giving Shiragami explosives
Oh shiiiiiiit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091737
>>14091745
Suu couldn't find water.
She is now a mini-slime, resting to conserve her energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091733
>>14091737
suddenly deeply filled with regret for deleting my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091737
I guess something can be said about the irony of Miia's situation.
http://i.imgur.com/CwbXi0F.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091755
Goodbye, Suu and Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, you know your wife?
Favorite physical form and all that?

Well, one day she runs afoul on a wizard on the bus and her attributes are swapped now.
All of them.
Tall becomes short
Flat becomes cowtits
Thin becomes fat
Fit becomes...a less defined thin.
Hair and eye color changes too (Do a color wheel or pick the opposite)

How do you react and how do you help her during the seven months it takes for the curse to get removed?
Species and attitude remain unchanged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091755
Good, now we just need to get rid of Deruella and all the shits will be gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091751
I wonder if she can pull some mortal kombat kinda move and force herself inside someone to steal all their fluids and then rupture every blood vessel in their body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091755
So many bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091757
May Youko avenge the both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091759
The only thing that matters is the fluff.
Please tell me if fluff gets inverted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091767
Fluff swaps colors, that's largely it.
What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091755
Now everyone's licking their wounds.
http://i.imgur.com/2qQT9FV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091759
The wizard can't cast spells if you shank the motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091770
>Albedo spares Lamprey
Truly this is the work of a twisted mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091759
Fucking no-good wizards, inconveniencing people and making their lives a pain. Honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091772
You were inconvenienced by an elf who kept getting your order wrong at subway and couldn't stop him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091770
>http://i.imgur.com/2qQT9FV.png
>Foxes and Succubi still alive.
And all was well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091770
All these explosives. This won't end well, it will probably end spectacularly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091529


i wanted to do a couple more but my wrist is starting to ache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091780
What's with the silly glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091780
Nice going, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091770
So many chunky waifus tonight.
http://i.imgur.com/bVrJnYb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091769
Tanuki, but I can handle alt-color fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091774
Lord Ainz would be mad if she killed her. It needs to look like an accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091790
Oh fuck you, Koto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091791
She's poor, lazy and wishes to live off of the land now. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091790
Another no killing round. Boo.
http://i.imgur.com/OisOXGP.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091790
>Fox on fox bomb action.
How many more just die before we learn the dangers of bombs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091796
It's just a body swap so her features switch to whatever is the opposite so, for all I know, he now has an ultra muscled Tanuki with short hair which is now white and gold, like her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091802
Just be glad the other guy was nice enough to only make her pallette swap. If it was up to me you would've ended up with scales. Scales!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091799
WE ARE THE NATION. OF DOMINATION.
http://i.imgur.com/iQSzt62.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091801
Who is that semen demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091807
Go Rachne, go Rachne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091807
Well, Albedo's happy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091807
Side characters go home.
http://i.imgur.com/QqoDKQ8.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091808
The character that just died. Sakura from Hyper Police.
Starts the story as an 8.2 tailed fox who tries to kill the protagonist for her magic power, ends up as a bounty hunter/police officer and eventually a doting housewife.
Was my first foxgirl crush back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091824
Oh, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091821
I didn't think Shiragami had it in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091821
Doms gotta stick together I guess.
http://i.imgur.com/U6SYUxO.png

[Anonymous No.]

If two Manticores touched tailpussy, would that be yuri or yaoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091827
Deruella, you naughty little fly, you!
>>14091829
They're girls. How could it be yaoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091827
Guys no, that's mean.
http://i.imgur.com/FQQjlAW.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091522
Wight, Kejourou, Lich, Arachne, Oni, Minotaur, Paladin-chan, Werebat, Hellhound, Jinko. Basically all the big stronk powerful ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091833
Go cry to Papa Bones, see if he can throw you a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091833
>5 people left
>4v1 bullying
topkeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091833
And now we reach the point where no-one kills each other even though they really should.
http://i.imgur.com/6plgaLO.png

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091845
Nighty-night, don't let the creepy crawly scuttle with all her might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091844
Sponsors fucking love Rachnee.
http://i.imgur.com/Lpzpnhf.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091850
Of course I won't.
She'll be in bed with me as I cuddle her.
Can't have her freaking out the roommate after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091844
>Dumpire beats up Albedo
Just give her a clean death already, she doesn't deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091845
Don't worry I'm just going to teach my salamander waifu how to juggle using these gasoline cans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091851
Fought like a true coward there Alby.
http://i.imgur.com/op9rbfa.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091861
>Rachne dies
Rooting for Dumpire from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091844
>>14091861
>Tamamo and Deruella truce two nights in a row
>Caster Alter when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091858
That doesn't sound safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091861
Whoops.
http://i.imgur.com/BmCbmlX.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091865
She's got a bunch of bombs. Honestly, it's a miracle she's still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091869
Deruella, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091869
It was full of dakis I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091869
>http://i.imgur.com/BmCbmlX.png
BEST GIRL WIN?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091869
It's Dumbpire versus DumbFox, now.
Who's gonna be left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091869
Just lel. I swear if tamamo dies by being dumber than dumpire, the baka reigns supreme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091869
Well. I guess you could say she was...
Outfoxed?
http://i.imgur.com/dj2bMQJ.png

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091877
Shit.
At least Youko avenged Miia.
And got runner-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091877
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091877
yay!
also, googling "dumpire" and "dumbpire" actually bring up pictures of Youko.
Didn't know it was that much of a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091877
Well done Tamamo, you earned it.
http://i.imgur.com/Eq8R7lU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091884
Repeat a meme enough times and Google will catch onto it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091877
Eh, could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091885
And now the final standings.
http://i.imgur.com/00lo6AQ.png
That was fun guys. See you in a fortnight for Waifu Wars XI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091891
Wait, I have a suggestion. What's the least amount of people you can put in a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091893
24.
It's the maximum too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091805
You're a monster that shouldn't be allowed to ever touch magic.
Your kind are the reason owlbears and ducksnakes exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091895
Damn. Was gonna suggest you pit the two winners against eachother for the final winner of today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091900
Have 12 clones of each slug it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091905
Your madness has gone too far.
>Zombie Paladin-chan Apocalypse 23v1, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091900
There's always Waifu War XX.
Besides, I'm tired and need to sleep.
Before I go, is it weird that I imagine Deruella having a really dorky Gya-Ha kind of laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091897
>You're a monster that shouldn't be allowed to ever touch magic.
So what you're saying is I'm prime wizard material? Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091909
No, miss pocky eater is a total dork. And probably serious chuuni given her color scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091915
Why is Deruella so vastly improved by being an awkward virgin who likes to talk a big game but has never seduced anyone before?
I'd let her awkwardly sweep me off my feet and assure her she's doing fine when she "rapes" me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091919
Because it helps set off the fact that she basically carpet bombs entire cities into hip thrust villes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091925
It also amuses me to think that every time she does that she thinks to herself "This is it. This is the day I finally find a husband and lose my virginity!"
And then she gets there and all the men are taken.
And then it's right back to the daki fort to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091930
Strange to think men, especially in a lust-craze, could resist such a sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091930
>>14091939
It's her own fault for making such good monsters.
The men don't resist her, they're just already taken.
And she's too shy to ask for a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091939
Well, they're too busy being balls deep in their childhood friends/ bullies/ various other monstergirls.
I'm sure Deruella will find a nice hero who will fuck her brains out and then cuddle with her after someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091939
It helps significantly when they're already balls deep in some other high grade monster pussy. It sounds like in the scenario being put forth the Orgy Lord always shows up late to her own party since she's the one that has to organize it so she blue ovaries herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a busty Jiang-shi to molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we seriously going to moeify Druella now?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who feels these waifu wars are getting a bit stale and samey now? They were a nice thing at first, but there are a limited number of things that can happen in them so nothing new or interesting actually happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091965
She was moe from the start, anon.
You just need to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091939
>someone actually drew Druella with a daki

I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091966
On one hand, I agree, on the other, there is very little in these threads which isn't already stale and samey. So I'm okay for it to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091966
It's only gone on for ten incarnations spaced out over months.
The roll games are passe, the greentexts are old, the reposted images are overdone, the people dropping into the thread and saying the same thing every day are forced meme level, the "I want X monstergirl to do Y to me" is stale.

Really there are probably too many posts per day with relatively limited content to not get stale. You just have to appreciate what we have.
I wouldn't mind another well-written CYOA, but those are taboo now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091965
>going to
It's too late, just accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091980
>I wouldn't mind another well-written CYOA, but those are taboo now.
That would be nice, but I can't remember the last time a CYOA was well written and not overly long and poorly thought out. It also would need to be handled well to avoid the threads turning into spam, but at the same time avoiding possible vote rigging.

[Anonymous No.]

So, had a dream a couple nights ago where I thrust into the throat of a street clothes dullahan's body while her head was detached. Finally one that wasn't about alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092008
>Finally one that wasn't about alps.

You need to put a broomstick under your pillow or hang a horseshoe on your bedpost, or have your shoes by your bed pointing towards your door. You're being attacked in your sleep by an alp, bro. These solutions might not work with MGE alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092008
Do you often wake up hard and light headed? You might have a fag drinking blood through your nipples, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092019
>>14092024
Alps are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092029
They just need the hollywood treatment like what happened with vampires.

>You will never ruin a vampire's day by throwing a bag of rice on the ground so she'll drop what she's doing and count every single grain

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091885
>>14091885

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092049
Is that a part of her backstory I didn't catch?
Has she been hanging on to the souls of men she romances or something?

[Anonymous No.]

You're out in the park, relaxing after a long day in the cooling air watching the sun set. Once the street lights turn on, you start to head off towards the nearest exit from the stalking grounds before you spot something that was not there when you entered. Set to the side by the exit, hiding in the trees, is a wooden building of zipangu design. Curiosity overpowers your reason, and you enter to find a shop with many oddities laying on shelves and tables. At the back is a tanuki that does not speak when you greet her, only giving an amused grin. On the wall behind her are a set of rules.
1. Only those that have heard of the shop shall find it
2. You may only purchase one item from the shop
3. Payment will be taken automatically
4. You will never find the shop again
This reminds you of one of those 'true stories that happened to a friend of a cousin of an estranged uncle of mine' that were told a lot during summer camps. A few items catch your eye.

Nestled on a pillow is an ostrich sized egg that seemed warm to the touch. The color of the shell is pitch black, and you can feel something moving around inside.

Hanging from the wall is a glowing pendant, appearing as a winged dagger made of white gold. Something feels holy about the object, but it makes you feel uneasy.

Standing on a low shelf is a moderately sized mirror set into an ornate standing frame. Instead of seeing a reflection of yourself in it, all you can see is shifting white flames.

On a high shelf you find a large, dusty book bound in black dragon leather with gold pages. You're unable to open it to peek inside, some magic force keeping it closed. Somehow it excites your curiosity until you set it back down.

Set in a box on one of the tables, among other ordinary looking stones, is a black orb with ornate runes crafted into the softball sized item. It feels fairly heavy in your hand, and impossibly smooth besides the etchings on the surface. It almost feels like it's trying to talk with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092065

Her alternate ending in part 3? She comments that many men have died from having sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076
Aw shit here we go again.

I'll take the pendant.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: guy tries to summon a Succubus for sexy times, rips open a portal through which countless Imps, Archimps, Hellhounds, Devils, Demons and other assorted Hellspawn pour out to make life miserable and kind of hot.
A Wizard is hired to deal with the situation and prevent a holy war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076

I'm gonna go with the Mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092079
What of the guy? Is he dragged into a portal and made into a mindless cumpump to feed the armies? Does the wizard arrive and find the demon army has been pacified, all of their members made into his harem? Is he turned into an alp and trained/teased mercilessly until she is indistinguishable from the other demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092086
The first or last, to act as a lesson for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076
I take the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076
Magic book. Always go for the grimmest grimoires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092088
>>14092086
A Wizard with an Alp familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092078
>>14092084
>>14092090
>>14092100
May need a tiebreaker. Should I roll for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092106
Yeah sure, it's 3:30 in hamburgerland so everyone's asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092106
I'm calling the book then, didn't vote previously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092106
In that case why not make it a d6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076
All of this shit sounds cursed, and a fucking Tanuki running it with an evil grin? I'm out of there. Nice tits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092110
>>14092113
Actually rolled and got book, so all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092114
At least she didn't say "what's your pleasure, sah?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092116
It is destiny. This grimoire was meant for us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092101
>Wizard keeps the Alp alive via the familiar link providing a steady supply of spirit energy
>Magics the Alp's libido away so it loses all desire to rape or even masturbate
>Keeps it busy by making the alp do more chores than Ramirez
>Any attempt by the Alp to rape the wizard or otherwise make her situation better plays out much like an episode of Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner

A fate worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092124
On the other hand
>Alp gets to spend time with an older man with a lot of confidence who usually wears only a bathrobe

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S A MONSTER HOUSE!
http://i.imgur.com/7JZ9Sin.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092142
That's an okay way to go, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092142
Is...is that a breeding ball?
Jesus Christ how hora-fying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076
You find yourself most curious about the book, and figure that if it's nothing you can understand you can just sell it to a lich for some good money. You exit the shop and turn around, only to find the lot it had been in back to normal with no trace of it. Checking your wallet, you find nothing missing and have to wonder what it meant by payment.
Forgetting about the shop, you haul the heavy tome back home before something less strange and more lewd happens to you. Once you're back, you can't help but sit down in an armchair and open the book up to the first page.
'This books knows all. What is your curiosity?'
That is all that is printed on the front page, and flipping through the other pages provides nothing but more golden pages with nothing written on them. Opening the front up again, you mindlessly utter "What am I supposed to do with this?"
Reacting to the question, the words fade before your eyes and are replaced with 'Whatever you desire.' After getting over the reaction, and putting it off as a book made as a joke, you decide to ask something else to try and break it. The classic 'immovable object meets the irresistible force' question.
To your surprise, it replies after about ten seconds. The page is covered in calculations, and flipping through the pages shows that there are a huge number of them. Skipping ahead to see where it ends, you can't even understand the answer that is given. Taking this as a challenge, you ask another paradox, 'can an omnipotent being create a stone they cannot lift?'
The calculations disappear, and you go back to the first page. This time it takes longer, about a minute, before the answer appears.
'Yes. The rock would be themselves.'
That doesn't make sense to you. And it didn't bother with calculations to throw you off this time. You throw more conundrums at it, before finally tiring of testing the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092077
Ok yeah, just checked that out.
But honestly the dialogue doesn't make it too sinister.
It's like
>oh shit in this body she's pure dark energy. My soul will erode just from touching her.
>"Did I mention that a ton of guys came their souls out while fucking me? Yeah, good times."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092142
>All f that second-hand yuri.
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092158
Oi! What's keeping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092142
You're going to have a big problem on your hands if one of them uses Agility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092158
This better not be one of those limited pages type deals.

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>>14092158
You burn away the night, asking away at anything you can think of and getting an answer back. What would have happened if you hadn't turned down that girl who confessed in school, a whole story up to the present set out for you to read. How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. How many monsters are crushing on you right now, only to find it in the double digits.
You only stop when your body passes out from exhaustion, giving you a shaky few hours of sleep before the day. When you wake, you set the tome aside and feel a bit smarter after finding out so much.
You keep asking any question you have to the book, getting replies on how to save more on taxes and which shows you'd enjoy or not being the most mundane. More intricate questions come to your mind that you write down to ask it when you have the time. As weeks turn to months, you even start to learn magic through the book. Eventually, there is only one thing you have left to ask.
"Who made you?"
The book hesitates to reply, taking far longer than it should to give a response. Finally, it gives only a few words.
"She who knows all."
You ask who that is next, curious about whatever being held this much knowledge. Again, the tome hesitates. But finally it gives it's answer, but not the way you expect. To anyone else, it would look like scribbles and random symbols. To your mind, trained as it has been by the book, you understand the map it's given to you.
Preparing the portal to travel is quick, you have all the ingredients already. With the location set, you open it and step through the magical opening. On the other side, you are greeted by what appears to be a huge library with books and scrolls stretching up to infinity in the tower, lining the circular walls. Floating between them is innumerable objects and experiments, things you can't even fathom even with the knowledge you have attained.

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>>14092160
That sounds like an incredibly good way to go. Especially when you're balls deep in this:

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>>14092180
Oh no, we're going to be raped by Library Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092186
or Hermaeus Hora!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092186
Or a book nerd Lilim.

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>>14092186
>>14092192
>>14092198
Or an Owl Harpy.

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>>14092186
Let Library Wurm have her fun, every other field of magic or medical procedure is dominated by Liches.

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>>14092180
Finally, your eyes drop to ground level once more and behold the master of this space. Glowing white from head to toe, but still humanoid in shape, her locks of hair moving and changing size to manipulate some contraption she is peering into, is a woman. Or as close to a woman as this celestial being can conjure.
Your presence distracts this being from her study, head shifting to face you with two eyes that feel as if they hold infinity beyond their swirling, colorful depths. Like a wisp, it approaches and stops before you, reforming into a human form once more before greeting you.
"Hello anon. I see you've brought my book to me."
You ask what this place is, who she is, and several other stupid questions. It doesn't phase her, though the lack of mouth and the voice that echoes from all points in space does get to you.
"I am one who gazes into infinity and learns. I was once like you, before becoming more so I may learn more than a mortal mind could comprehend."
You ask why the book told you to come here to find out who she was.
"It seems to think I need company, to satisfy the mortal desires that I refuse to discard. You may remain, or return as you please. I can teach you everything you desire to know."
Behind those infinite eyes, you see a tinge of emotion and desire buried deep within. But what you do, is your choice now.

Will keep others in stock for next round, all for tonight.

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>>14092205
Not demonology. That's dominated by horny young males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092206
Have a door built into my bedroom that connects to her place.

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>>14092206
So what was the "payment"?

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>>14092216
About tree fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092216
Who knows?

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>>14092220
...and it was then I realized, the sleazy Tanuki merchant was actually a five-storey crustacean from the Paleozoic era.

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>As you reach the top of the hill you stop to catch your breath and take in the view. In the city there was a light breeze, but out here on the northern plains the wind blew freely. You are surrounded by a sea of green broken up by islands of rocks and hilly terrain.
>For a while you stand there leaning on your bike, and you remember why you left the city and its heavy stifling air. The only sounds you hear are the light whistling of the wind, and the rustling of the grass.

>You close your eyes and sigh. Peace and quiet. You begin to drift away, but as your grip loosens the overburdened bike jerks you out of your reverie by threatening to tip over. For the umpteenth time today you wonder why you didn’t ask a neighbor to borrow their truck. You wife hated the things as exhaust got in her eyes and nose, and the noise broke the serenity of the country side.

>Shifting the weight and steadying the bike, you mount up and prepare for the rest of the journey home. Normally a ride in the countryside would be the kitten’s ankles but right now you just wanted to get home and dump this load.

>When you arrive you are tired and sweaty. Grunting with effort, you stack your boxes of this week’s supplies and head on in. As you begin unpacking you hear the distinct sound of hooves on wood, you turn around and are greeted by the sight of your centaur wife.

>You remember when you first met she would regale you with tales of her ancestors, steppe nomads whose and skill in war made them prized mercenaries and eventually conquerors.
Looking at her, you could certainly see why. She was small for a centaur, but well-built with strong legs bred for jumping. Her toned arms and midriff are a thing of beauty, well defined but not so hard as to make her inflexible. Her dark skin and black coat were covered in a light sheen of sweat, drawing your eyes upwards towards her well-endowed bust.

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>>14092264
>Despite her athleticism she had over strained her body and had managed to break a leg, though the wonders of Lich medicine meant that she wound up being bed ridden for a week and ordered to rest for a month.

>As she moves to help you, you do your best dead pan lich voice and cite that “the patient must refrain from strenuous physical activity, including any horse play. Ha. Ha. Ha.” She crosses her arms and gives you an indignant look.
>“I am well recovered husband, watch!” She stretches her front half forwards and bows down, touching her front legs and giving you a great view of cleavage. As she rises there is a short sharp inhalation and her injured foot jerks upwards. Unable to hide and too proud to admit it, she raises the foot higher and tries to strike a dignified pose with her hands on her waist. You can’t help but chuckle as you reach up towards her head and caress her face, having to tip toe slightly to reach her ears, causing her to blush and nuzzle your hand. Her eyes shoot open as she realizes she had been cowed so easily, and her blush deepens as she begins to pout.

>Later that evening after massaging her leg with an ointment she pulls you into kiss, then rests your head between her bosoms. You stay like that for the rest of the night, cuddled together on a pile of pillows and cushions watching the latest Waifu Wars survival game show.

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>>14092264
>>14092265
Okay, that's cute and all, but what's the poi-
>That last line
Haaaaah...

[Anonymous No.]

1. Soldier Beetle
2. Alp
3. Oomukade

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092283
I don't get it.

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>>14092310
Bettle, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092310
Soldier Oomukade.

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>>14092313
Read the thread.

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>>14091544
>http://i.imgur.com/AOZ0II6.png
just started reading.

PLEASE SHAMSHIEL MY LOVE LIIIIIVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092315
What nonsense is that? They don't let those things in the military, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091562
WTFFFF, SHAMSIEL ;-;

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>>14092310
Alp
I'm not into bugs and if I'll fap to an otoko-no-ko then I'll damn sure pork one with the V.

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>>14092318
>Waifu Wars
We had one recently. Is that the extent of the relevance? How bout you just fuckin tell me u little shit

>>14092321
>You'll never be run through by a 'Mukade with blades strapped to each of her legs, plated with armor and wielding a giant sword.

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>>14092283
If you mean where was it going, I ran out of ideas and copped out on the ending. Writefagging is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092329
Indeed. Especially when you need someone else to decide what to write for you.

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>>14092329
>Writefagging is hard.

Indeed. Why do you think most of them burn out after a few months?

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>>14092330
>>14092332
>Indeed
Most indeedly.

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>>14092329
This I know well. 5 stories open on my computer, and I've not touched them in lengths of time varying from weeks to years.

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>>14092332
>>14092338
Who is still mostly active these days? Is PRW still alive? How 'bout Nyanon?

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>>14092342
>PRW
Been a good while since I heard from him.
>Nyanon
Should be writing about a cat adopting a rat, but is he? Who knows.

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>>14092342
I'd get cracking if people just steered me a little.
>>14092310

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>>14092348
Which one are you? Where do you need steering? I don't mind if it's to put more content on the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092310
Soldier beetle. New girls need more love than the others.

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>>14092338
I feel that. Currently have open

>update for long ass story
>update for gangster story
>historical gladiatorial tourney story one shot
>remote military outpost adventure story one shot
>war story shorts anthology (3)
>land that time forgot/journey to the center of the earth style adventure story one shot
>report style mad scientist short
>illegal monster hunter short
>portal security force short
>monster museum guide short

Maybe three of those will get done by Halloween.

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>>14092350
>Where do you need steering?
I linked the post, anon.

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>>14092338
Same. I count three one shots in varying stages of completeness on this machine but I'm never happy with the way they go. Someday I will inflict them on you all. Someday.

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>>14092357
Oh, I thought it was a misslink. Well I already answered in favor of the stealthy rapebugs.

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>>14092364
Soldier Beetle in the lead.

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>>14092343
I am, but progress is slow. Got out of a game binge, so hopefully I can get more than a few lines at a time down.
But for now, I need sleep before work.

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>>14092310
Welp, Soldier Beetle is the winner then. Standby. Or don't. Gonna be a while. Lots of fighting coming up.

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>>14092410
Excellent. I don't think she's had any writefagging yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I just thought of something heretical but at the same time I want to see it.

Gyaru Wight, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092419
Well she could have done better than me.
>>14092422
Wight seems like the kind of girl who'd be up for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092423
Just who are you?
I'm yet to see any bad writefags from the threads at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092427
I am Alp, the great and terrible.

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>>14092422
I think making classy girls trashy in general is terrible. Plus gap moe is so overused, I generally just toss any of that stuff into the special snowflake junk pile nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092427
Going by the self depreciating way of talking I'm guessing it's Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092432
>You're Alp are you? You stammering stuttering cistern of salacious smut!

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>>14092434
Alp confuses me, because sometimes he's self depreciating and other times he call out his critics.

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>>14092439
Alp is just a great big humbug.

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>>14092446
>and other times he call out his critics
Just because I suck doesn't mean I need to take useless advice like it was ambrosia.

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>>14092446
He's like teenage girls that ask for criticism and then get all defensive when they get criticized.

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>>14092433
It could make sense if she was the daughter of a well respected Wight and wanted to rebel against her mother.

Although there's probably other ways of doing that, like going on adventures with a sword and looking to find her place in the real world rather than be protected by her parents in some dark old mansion. I do have a thing for trashy girls though, maybe a slutty gyaru Baphomet who likes adult men or a Yeti who sells her hugs on street corners are more realistic than the Wight option though.

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>tfw no business woman lilim waifu

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>>14092460
>It could make sense if she was the daughter of a well respected Wight and wanted to rebel against her mother.

Nah. I don't subscribe to undead aging or giving birth or any of that. It defeats the purpose of being dead really. KC went full retard with that.

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>>14092467
What is death, really? People think of it as simply being the opposite of alive, but the process of reaching death, aging, is a slow-burn of the body dying bit by bit, cell by cell. If you think of it like that, then the pinnacle of "Undeath" would be a state of stasis at a person's peak of "Life".

So in that way, it's not entirely strange to think of an "Undead Child" progressing to that pinnacle, regardless of never having been technically "Alive".

It's 6am and I am bullshitting to the 9s.

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>>14092467
Well aren't you a buzz kill, where's the fun in that if you can't impregnate a Lich.

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>>14092472
>Come home to a bunch of corpses piled in the lab.

>Anon, you missed the delivery.
>But don't worry. Building the daughter is the fun part!

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>>14092464
>You will never discuss the merits of buying stocks in handcuffs and chloroform when rape reports are on the rise in MGC with your Lilim waifu

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>>14092471
>spoiler
It shows. Get some sleep buddy.

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>>14092476
I hope she's not trusting me to put it together, if it's anything like trying to follow furniture instructions the poor girl's going to end up with legs for arms.

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>>14092454
>useless advice
But you suck. How do you know what advice is useless or not?

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>>14092482
The stuff that says I'm bad is useless, the stuff that say's I'm good is slightly useful, the stuff that says I'm great is pretty useful, the stuff that says I'm perfect is the most useful.
See how that works?

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer-chan won't date you unless you beat her Mario Maker Stage
How do you react?
She offers to be sub if you beat it first try

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>>14092480
She's probably do all the assembly but she'd ask you what would be the best face and the prettiest eyes. Having a daughteru is a big deal and she'd want your input.

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>>14092488
Introduce myself to her security guard MILFzer mother and tap that instead.

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>>14092488
How bad could it possibly be?

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>>14092488
I propose we do things a bit differently. We both make a stage.
>If I can't beat hers but she beats mine I can't date her
>If neither of us can beat each other's stages I'll be the sub
>If I beat hers and she can't beat mine she's the sub
>If we beat each other we're equals
If she's confident she wouldn't mind taking a little risk right?

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>>14092501
It's harder than a hard Meatboy level.

[Anonymous No.]

Just read volume 3 of Sunstone and now I need to wonder why you niggas don't write about the fun, kinky stuff more.

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>>14092505
Bring it on, I'll wreck that shit.

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>>14092508
>I need to wonder why you niggas don't write about the fun, kinky stuff more.
Be more specific and I'm sure there will be plenty of people that will be all too happy to let you know why.

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>>14092531
You know, BDSM stuff. That's what the whole Dark Elf profile is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092533
Because memes

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>>14092548
What memes specifically?

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>>14092533
Jurougumo would be perfect for a BDSM story. Using her webs to tie a man up and gag him before tracing her claws along his body and instilling fear into him before she goes into the harder stuff.

It could always be flipped around later on when the man decides to get some pay back on her when she's in day mode, taking her by surprise/tying her up like a pig and going to work with paddles/whips and stuff to force an apology out of her. Sadly no one gives a shit about sadist spider, probably because KC shit the bed when he said the night face could be made submissive too.

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>>14092533
>BDSM
I love the Sub/Dom dichotomy, but the Slave/Master, Sadist/Masochist ones do nothing.

You can be subby without being a slave and you can be dommy without enjoying your partner's pain and humiliation.

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>>14092556
Someone should get on that story. Preferrably someone who seems to have thought it through.
>>14092557
>You can be subby without being a slave and you can be dommy without enjoying your partner's pain and humiliation
Captain Obvious please.

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>>14092552
THE MEMES, JACK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092574
Fine. Forget the Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>1600 words down
>suddenly lost the drive
Tell me about Mantises, quick!

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>>14092556
That killed her for me

>"This is the most sadistic monstergirl out there, no one compares to her!"
>"But you can turn her into a submissive housewife if you want just because!"

I know this is a waifu setting but come on KC, if you're planning to turn every old profile into shit better don't touch them and keep releasing new girls.

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>>14092561
>Captain Obvious please.
Says the guy who doesn't get the obvious implication that if you can be subby without being a slave and you can be dommy without enjoying your partner's pain and humiliation, then clearly people are going to write about that, and not the pain and slavery. Unless they explicitly want to write that, and not many do hence the lack of content. Go write it yourself.

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>>14092598
>the guy who doesn't get
If you're going to pretend I hold views I don't, I think I'm going to have to tell you to go make out with a Matango.
>then clearly people are going to write about that, and not the pain and slavery
Which is what I wanted, using the words "fun, kinky stuff". The actual content of the profile for Dark Elves aside, they're a species designed to be doms. I just want more of that stuff.
>go write it yourself
I tried, but turned out I wasn't any good at it so I gave up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092589
Stoic girls look cute when they're sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092589
Plug your controller into the second slot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092589
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092611
There won't be much room for that here. She'll fight a Soldier Beetle and lose, she will.
>>14092614
I remember trying that against Screaming Mantis. Otacon laughed at me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be the Merlin to a Young warrior monster girl's Arthur?

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>>14092618
>She'll fight a Soldier Beetle and lose
In that case losing a fight is probably one of the few things to change her facial expression or make her show some kind of emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092625
No. I'd be Sir Percival and chase Dragon booty.
>>14092626
Bawling maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092629
>Bawling maybe?
More like holding back the tears or one or two coming to the corner of her eyes with a mild look of anger. Nothing over the top but enough to show she's not happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092310
>>14092640
I still need a name for the story. What's a beetley name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092625
Do I get to be an old dick-ass wizard? If so the anwser is yes.

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>>14092607
>If you're going to pretend I hold views I don't
I'm not, I'm pointing out the irony in you missing, or at least pretending to miss my point, and yet calling me out on saying 'obvious' things.
>Which is what I wanted
Really? We have plenty of light bondage shit. You asking for more implies you want harder stuff. Which people clearly aren't into enough to bother writing about. We already have "fun kinky" If that's all you wanted you'd be satisfied, but you want more, i.e to move further into the discipline, slavery an sadomasochistic side of things. If this isn't what you want I'm sure some one could point you to the plethora of stuff we already have.
>I tried, but turned out I wasn't any good at it so I gave up.
Try again and get good. Only way to ensure you're seeing what you want in these threads.

You seem overly defensive and provoking about this subject. Chill, it's just fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092664
>You asking for more implies you want harder stuff
No, it means I want more.
>If that's all you wanted you'd be satisfied
You don't get to decide that for me.
>You seem overly defensive
That's because you keep trying to turn this into an argument by trying to tell me I want things I don't want.

I'm done talking to you, this is not going to go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092651
Ringo.

[Anonymous No.]

Too lazy to do any more, but you people have gotten used to it by now.

http://pastebin.com/zWEF7swp

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>>14092678
Hey, you came onto me with your 'captain obvious' bullshit and sarcasm.

>I want more of what we already have plenty
Well... good for you. Go make more.

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>>14092707

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>>14092711
You won't appease me with some kiss-slut who can't go an hour without mewling like an elf in heat and pawing up to her husbnd for a hot deep kiss, damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092716
Appease you? She's flipping you off you mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092720
>She's flipping you off
No, you're just projecting onto the image. She's twirling/playing with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092727
She's being sneaky about it. That's Elves for you. Real sneaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092505
>Meatboy
>hard
Since when was Gazer-chan such a scrub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092731
Elves can't be sneaky, they're like puppies. You can always tell what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092740
See this guy? He's not a guy. Elves get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

Why so dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092741
You ever seen an Elf be sneaky? The harder they try, the clumsier they get. One would try to bake you a cake for your birthday without you even realizing, and you'll hear cluttering. She'd try to sneak her gifts for you under your nose, smuggled in under her sweater, deformed by her large sweater-puppies and the rectangle box propping them up, and smack her toes into corners. You'd turn and with a red face, drooping ears and misty eyes she'd waveringly tell you everything were fine. You'll act like you never saw anything, and whenever she thought you weren't looking she's have a happy grin of self-satisfaction. When you perfectly replicate surprise she'd beam like the sun and her long ears would perk right up, stars twinkling in her eyes.

Humans are the real sneakies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092753
Euros are at work, east coast is at work, Commiefornia is just waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092694
Lizardgirl with a fetish of having eggs laid inside of her? Really? Where do you get this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092763
It's not that she has a specific fetish for that, it's that she's a filthy masochist sow. Among other things.
Her "sister" is a Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092694
>kuushowdown
might be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092773
>Alp
>fun
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

Is MG on MG oviposition accepted here? Or do people just not take it seriously enough thanks to eggs-in-the-butt guy to fight about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092791
Eggs in paladin-girl butts makes sense. Eggs in Monster Girl butts does not. Unless it's an Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092791
It's always been trash, and meme-forcing guy was always annoying just like every other pallet-fetish-swap clone of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092793
So it depends on the racial proclivities? Cool. What if you really just wanted to humiliate a girl, like a Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you skullfuck your undead waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092797
A Jinko is, fortunately, not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092791
Kinda on a /d/ side, but not strictly forbidden.
It also isn't a thing in any major setting discussed so you'd expect less talk.
Still,
>shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092800
We've been over this. In the mouth? Yeah. Anywhere else? Only if she felt good from it.

>>14092802
Go away charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092800
If she wanted me to, probably. It's not something I would ever suggest, though. Now, facefucking is a whole other thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you? Its just a regular human girl. Nothing wrong with her at all. No suprises. No problems at all. All ok. Robot devil told me so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092805
>In the mouth
That isn't skullfucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092805
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092811
>VLC
I don't trust plebeians

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092811
You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092813
Isn't the mouth an orifice in the skull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092817
That's just irrumatio though, they don't have to be undead for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092005
We had one recently, but it was never continued after gathering a few companions.

I wouldn't mind seeing a new CYOA, aslong as it wasn't drawn out and actually led somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092005
We've had a few somewhat CYOA things over the past few months. Like that shark girl thing Seafoam did. That was pretty cool. He was also doing a Nightmare one, but it seems to be off the table now. There was also that one guy who got mad about the hate he was getting. Aside from that, I don't remember any decent ones that lasted very long.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time to get buggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never defeat a lizard girl in cqc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088976
I just went there and the mods apparently got tired of their smut threads and kicked them out to /d/, now they are complaining about futa when they in the fucking futa board. Let this be a reminder for you /mgt/, never get too /d/! You can always go lower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092355
>gangster story

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092834
Bugs are really hit and miss. Spider girls are god-tier but centipedes just creeper my jeepers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092852
As someone who spends time on /d/ pretty often, I resent that. There's threads there with very little futa in them, I'll have you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092854
Spiders aren't bugs you dumb-dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092852
/d/ is a destiny worse than death, I fucking love /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092852
>never get too /d/!
We're already too /d/ for /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092862
/d/ has a great taste in Dragons. I found this one there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092855
Well, no way for me to know, but I think that catalog speaks for itself. It's the futa board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092870
I know. But I go there for something else and don't need to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092856
The informal definition for "bug", then. Anything both creepy and crawly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092871
Oh, I know which thread you are talking about. Yeah, that one doesn't seem to belong to /d/. Point taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092852
>smut threads
Define this. It it cuz /tg/ is a blueboard? Are we smut threads? There's smut in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092876
>I know which thread you are talking about
>that one doesn't seem to belong to /d/
I'm not so sure you know what I'm talking about. Just to be sure, what are YOU talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092877
/tg/ smut threads, threads where fa/tg/uys used to write smut, but with a lot more futa, bestiality, vore, etc. We are not that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092887
>futa, bestiality, vore,
I don't believe you. Why are they complaining about being in /d/ then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092864
You can find the same and a lot more in the boorus, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092877
It's because of several things:
- smut threads are technically off-topic on /tg/
- the smutfags on /tg/ are retarded
- the mods governing /tg/ are retarded and don't abide to the "text can't be nsfw"-rule anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092894
I saw that on /d/. Why would it matter if it can be found somewhere else? What relevance does that have to this? What's with the witch hunt man?

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdypedes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092891
Because not all people like that stuff, there was some vanilla too, but now that they are in /d/ it doesn't matter. Sucks to be them.
>>14092897
Wow, don't go all paranoid on me.

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>>14092901
>don't go all paranoid on me
Who you calling crazy? I'm not crazy, you're crazy! Everyone's out to get me but you can't get me I got beartrapsandabaseballbatandI'llkilllaallloyous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092899
TOP CUTE
Would double handholding missionary, provided that her hole is where a human's would be. Otherwise I'd have to improvise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092879
It's.. you know. "That" thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092907
No. No I don't. I know what I'm talking about, but you? I don't know you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092908
Ahh let's just drop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092913
I knew you didn't know the secret handshake.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you pleasure you're waifu? Hard Mode:no sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092899
I'd rather an classy ara ara Oomukade who takes advantage of me at a bar by slipping some venom in my drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Tender paw massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14091867
>evil/ corrupted Tamamo
OH fuc kyes yes please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092914
I shall never reveal the Qu-Tsun secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Simple stuff. Breakfast in bed, flowers, chocolates, that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
-Wait for her to shed a feather
-Take her anywhere.
-Tease and caress her nude body with her own feather, alternating between tender kisses and hot breaths to her neck until she's practically flooding herself.

[Anonymous No.]

You just had to go down there, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092938
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092938
I don't know, what if she's actually a nice lady? Scary looking girls who turn out to be nice people is a wonderful trope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092945
That LUST burning in her eyes, and she's wearing red, a color of love and passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092945
Luminescent eyes are my fetish, I want to have our wedding night lit only by her lovely eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092938
How else was I going to plant the C4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092938
Can I kill myself first? I'd rather not be eaten alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092960
But anon, you will not be able to ejaculate into her eager mouth if you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092966
Right before she chomps off your dick? That's the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092966
I don't think he wants to suck me off anon, I think she wants to feast on my body and throw the remains to her children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092969
No, anon, you will have to ejaculate inside her vagina before she chomps it off. And most likely her navel, anus and spinneret while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092977
That doesn't make me feel better at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092976
>not wanting to let out your final ejaculation at the gates of her womb as she bites through the guts that she pulled out of your abdomen
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders are great! Great I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Give her a tentacle-massage using a bottle of mango-juice.
Octopuses can taste with their tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
>Roll Ryu

Ear fin massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Kiss booze into her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a Matango!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093005
>Ear fin massage.
my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093030
Yeah, it would be great.
Stroking it while straddling her back, listening to her fight back moans while her serpentine body thrashes below me.
Why, it would tempt me to give it a nibble or two just to tease her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Entire planet of ninja girls
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093027
>Cuddle a matango willingly
>She doesn't puff her spores at you, hoping that you'll be her friend on your own accord

[Anonymous No.]

>>14090423
>Plague doctor lich
I did not know I needed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093038
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

>In this picture, there are 47 Kunoichi. None of them can be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

For those who care, I finally got around to making a transparent version.

http://imgur.com/a/crARm#60

[Anonymous No.]

>>14089908
>Mothman
>Tails

Oh boy, if I spook her too hard then dust is going everywhere. I'll try and be nice to her to not freak her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092556

Jorougumo huh? Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093002
>working salaryman 9-to-5 in MGC.
>scylla coworker giving you a hard time.
>every damn day you walk by her cubicle and a tentacle snakes out and pats your ass.
>you always just blush and keep on walking, trying to ignore the cheeky kisses she blows after you
>one day you've had enough.
>after psyching yourself up with a bunch of MACHO-MAN RANDY SAVAGE rant videos, you come to work
>on your way to your cubicle, you see her's coming up
>thistimethingswillbedifferent.wav
>you keep your hand primed and ready at your side
>as soon as her tentacle peeks out, you grab it like a Road Warrior snatching a snake mid-strike
>you look your harasser in the eyes. she got that deer-in-headlights look
>you bring her tentacle up to your face
>you give it the slowest, slurpiest lick you can manage while keeping your eyes locked on her's the entire time
>you let her tentacle go and it flops to the floor like an oversized gummy worm
>you walk away, letting her digest the fact that you pretty much just frenched her right then and there
Thank you based Macho Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093033
Mmmmm. I'd suckle the hell out of her spiny ear tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093049
>you will never watch in awe as a newly awakened Jiang-shi's thighs jiggle as she hops towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093054
9/10 missing an "OOOOOH YEAAAA" after the lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093058
>She's panting and red faced, begging you to stop as you do.
>Ignore her and just keep going while her tail thrashes behind you.
>Ends up slumping to the floor while you continue on, little whines of frustration slipping out every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092811
>soundtrack for this show never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093072
God, teasing a Ryu sounds amazing. Even though we have 2 stories like that I still want more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093046
>None of them can be seen.
And then they get lured out and exploded one by one by a guy jacking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Stroke her spadetail
Nibble her ears
Stroke her wings
Lick her wingtips
Grab her by the horns and whisper that I'm going to take her hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093049
I remember you saying that the transparent Kejourou needed fixing or something? Were you able to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093083
Your waifu is a filthy Succubutt? Gross! Did you know she might've started out as a boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
The most non-sexual irrumatio that anyone could possibly think of.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been watching a lot of Dilbert lately. Company with Anubis and Dwarf engineers getting screwed over by marketing Tanukis when?
Also human boy interns getting harassed by Succubutt secretaries, because that sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep my Succubutt daughteru in strict chastity until I decide it's finally time to dick her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093094
>Anubis and Dwarf engineers
Anubis Fortress when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093103
>Anubis Fortress
Durin's beard, man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093102
And you wonder why the Succubutt race is so eager for the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093094

>Anubis as engineers.
>Not HR.

Really, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Massage all the tension out of her muscles, wash her fur and hair with some relaxing, scented shampoo and some hoof care. A delicious meal probably including several types of meat dishes. Also >>14093008

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093054
Made me think of this

http://i.imgur.com/qWHKqd6.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Preen her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093113
That's exactly why I'm going to keep her in chastity, it's the only way I'll be able to keep her loyal. Also I'd love to see her squirming and panting when I lock a vibrator under her belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093119
I was thinking of that exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093116

Forgot my link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCKOpJQI6Iw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093116
>>14093132
I prefer the OCD Anubis to the slave-driver Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

This will be a comfy thread, with which monstergirl/s would you like to cuddle today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093094
I don't even know what they would do. I mean, what do they do in Dilbert? I remember they started a marketing campaign for something they came up with a fancy name for that didn't exist even on a conceptual level and then they had to make up a product after the ads were on TV already. Would an Anubis put up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
All of them, I'm a slut. But today I'm mostly in the mood to cuddle a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
A Kejourou! I want to live inside her hair cocoon for the rest of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
Scylla, always and forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
Same one as always. And like always, I'll make do with pillows squished against the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
A hundred wocks

I want to be buried alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
Any undead girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093183
But they're scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093193
You only say that because you don't know them well. They're huggy and friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093193
Even better, as that makes snuggling with them more appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
The one that would make my headache go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093204
Psyduck please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093200
They don't look scary when they're closing their eyes and resting against your chest. How come someone find a cute undead girl with a peaceful expression on her face scary.

[Anonymous No.]

Talking of undead hugs, didn't see this posted yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093163

Why not go a step further and have her cuddle you while you're both inside her hair cocoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093215
>a Jiang-shi will ever jump off a wall, and fly towards you just to give you a smooch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093215
I'mma put her on a trampoline!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093193
Fearcuddle is best cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093224
Isn't a fearcuddle something that comforts the one that's feared more than the one who fears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
Ren Xiongmao! She's soft and fuzzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092076
>>14092158
>>14092180
>>14092206

I gotta say, Tanuki's Shop of Wonders is probably my favorite sorta-CYOA in the thread. Glad to see you again.

do you have the old ones archived anywhere? I have the last one saved, but not the earlier ones..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
Whichever one would have me...

>>14093204
...Are you me by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093234
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915

Hair brushing and scalp massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092508
My copy is in the mail and I am ever so eager for it to arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093247
>Allison opens the door in a latex dress, expecting Lisa
>it's the old lady from next door coming to ask her to take care of her cat for two weeks
Priceless expressions were had.

[Anonymous No.]

Has the drawfag who did this shown up recently? I thought he'd be making polls for his next colored image

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093254
Oh god she's even cuter than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092915
Let her drink my blood while I tell her how much I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092625
Ew futa, no.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't go one vs 100 against a group of bandits who kidnap monster girls for trafficking would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093270
No. I'd find six other fools. Six hungry fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093268
No you idjit, she's Arthur in the sense she's going to pull the dick sword and become the true queen of Not!England

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093219

>You will never fill her undead womb with your hot living sperm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
A Kobold to cuddle would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14092508
>Sunstone
>BDSM
Oh this could be nic-
>Deviantart
Ehhh
>Lesbians
Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093278
>Deviantart
Made by the guy who did Witchblade, also only started off as a webcomic, now has three physical volumes out.
>Lesbians
They're not lesbians. They're bi. They get the D.

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>>14093159
I had to think about this, but a Kobold to come home to after a long day (or night) at the lab would be nice. It gets stressful having to juggle all these assignments at once, and having someone calm and furry enough to simply cuddle would be nice.

Too bad I'm allergic to pet hair.

[Anonymous No.]

HELLHOUNDS WITH FLAT CHESTS WHO ARE VERY EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEM!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093281
Wikipedia-sama says otherwise:
>As they become girlfriends and lovers Ally and Lisa move in together, and face all the complications of their relationship.
Sounds like something Tumblr would love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093291
Do they at least have big butts to compensate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093291
that's called pettanko, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093291
No problem as long as they have backsides to compensate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093294
>says otherwise
No it doesn't, you don't know what bi means, do you?
>Sounds like something Tumblr would love
I don't know about that, but if you're going to think like that, it's your loss, not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anon, what will you do when your waifu asks if you'd do some manscaping for her sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093305
It says right there that they are girlfriends and lovers, and they aren't lesbians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093304
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093311
They sound like sluts so no. Committed sluts can still take the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093311
Are you pretending to be retarded, or do you really, really not know what bisexual means?
It means being attracted to both men and women. Which they are.
And again. I'm not going to gain or lose anything based on your shitty taste. Let's stop talking about this and start talking about something that doesn't make people mad. Like Dullahans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093320
>>14093322
Whatever, romance between girls is not my (and these threads) thing. So enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
Kraken all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093340
Didn't I just tell you to talk about Dullahans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093322
>Training wheels

Pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093346
>Illias Lamia
WHAT ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093345
Shh, don't be so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093290

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093350
Pff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093351
Nobody loves Dullahans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093355
I want a Kobold now. And a Hellhound but for entirely different reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093355
Too cute. Love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093361
I love dollaham

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093361
I want a dollarham to molest me on the train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093373
There were a few decent greentexts about that a few months back, figured I capped them but I probably forgot to save like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093385
Penywise actually pastebinned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093270
I only need 20 good monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093270
I want to lead a group of 300 Anons to fight 1,000 monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093094
>I've been watching a lot of Dilbert lately. Company with Anubis and Dwarf engineers
Yes. This. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093274
It was a Fate joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093281
>They get the D.
In flashbacks prior to having met each other.

I get you want to make it appealing to them here anon, but lies are not how to go about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
>This will be a comfy thread
I hope so.
I would spend my whole day with pic related, cuddling between her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093415
I knew he was lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159

I'm with >>14093163 on this one. I want to spend a lazy afternoon cuddling with a Kejourou whilst being tangled up in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no Anon!
Your wife ran afoul of some hathor cultists and went to gym to lose the weight!
You had to take a trip so by he time you got back you found that she'd been taking a few 'supplements' and now stands two feet taller than normal and has more muscles than most ogres!

What do you do when you first see her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
Be a bit weirded out. Love my waifu, but muscle girls, especially to that extreme swole level, are not my thing...

Eventually I'd probably calm down and start nuzzling her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
Rub my face on her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093257
>than I thought.
You thought wrong. Lich is the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093441
>>14093442

What is she anons?
Would you lick her abs if she asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093444
Anubis.

And yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093428
Never trust a yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

How wild do you like your monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093350
>>14093357
Looks like a bunch of people got into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
>Buff Ushi-Oni 2 feet taller than normal

Give her a hug and then see about reinforcing the floorboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093428
>>14093448
It's still a great comic. Especially if you love BDSM stuff, or are at least curious about it. Besides the focus on a lesbian pairing, there's plenty of hetero-stuff, between flashbacks and the different characters watching stage-shows. The comic's also pretty funny. And the artwork is fantastic...though I've found that if you look at a lot of the artist's work, he tends to re-use character designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
But she's an amazon, going to the gym and having muscle is normal for her.

>>14093444
She would force me even if I didn't want to, but I obviously do want it. I want to lick her abs while she strokes my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093445
Are you ready for her to start riding you cowgirl style, showing off her iron hard abs and pert breasts as her caramel skin shine with a little sheen of sweat?
Her tight walls gripping you harder than she ever has before beginning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093450
At least with some degree of sweetness and/or gentleness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093460
I don't think I'd ever be ready for how wonderful that sounds. But I'd certainly try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAvcHwlxxIo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093457
I don't believe you, I will never trust in you again. You are death to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093465
>Trusting Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
"You're a big girl." and then try to give her headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093458
She's two feet taller than normal now and has even more muscle than she used to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093465
>I will never trust in you again
>Implying I'm the guy who lied to you in the first place

>>14093467
>Implying I'm Alp
Now that's just insulting.
Though I do wish I had his productivity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093469
4U
What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093467
I'm not a clever man.
>>14093474
I said I won't believe you again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093474
>Alp
>Productivity
Jokes aside he does more than most of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093452
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093474
>>Implying I'm Alp
>Implying you aren't
That whole hamfisted 'lets talk about x girl' attempt to change topic was patented by him. Besides you type similarly to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093470
I don't really see the problem here. All the other amazons are gonna be jelly at her and the snu snu is going to be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093452
So are these someones OCs, or actual characters from the end of one of the MGQs? I'm not sure which would make me sadder.
>>14093357 actually looks pretty good, either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
>Muscled Chochin-Obake

I'm looking forward to the muscle lamp.
She can light up my night any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093485
But I'm not the guy who did the "Let's talk about x Girl" thing earlier...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093488
They were from a challenge over /vg/, they drew Alice and Ilias from MGQ but with their races swapped (angel<->lamia)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093487
Well, I hope you look forward to her picking you up and carrying you off straight to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093491
These are Alp posts >>14093322 >>14093345. Either you mimic him perfectly, or this was Alp posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093491
Too bad, it looks like you are our new communal alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093496
I don't know what to tell you anon. I mean hell, I've oft participated in teasing Alp about some of the choices in his stories. It's fun.

>>14093504
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093493
Ah. I can dig that, better than some silly OC mashup, or a weird 'lol they had kids' at the end of one of the games..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093507
>We have two Alps now
Oh geeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093507
You are denying a lot this thing about being an alp, it's suspicious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093518
Call me an alp, fine, I just want to clarify I'm not THE Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to motorboat a Toads toads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093524
Oh come on, don't throw yourself down like that! I'm sure that if you keep working hard like this someday you will be THE alp. I have faith in you, never give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093535
No one could ever be THE Alp except for Alp.

Unless he stopped writing and someone else started with his same pace and with the same sort of issues people like to tease him about in his stories.

[Anonymous No.]

This fox hands you a piece of paper, it says, "tonight. you." what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093562
This is the damn fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093562
Take the initiative with a surprise kiss and an ass grope. I'm a slut for foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093562
>>14093567
Fuck the fox.
With a condom, wouldn't want my soul to get sucked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093562
Hand her a piece of paper that says PPRRRR ABOBOW Then bodyslam her into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093593
So my first thought to that one was suddenly a kobald and werecat come out of the locker to double bodyslam her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093562

TAILBANANA, NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093531
I want to throw a net at a loli Sahuagin and pull her up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093233
Nah, I didn't have the foresight for that. It's just something I do when bored anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093475
Kitsune

I'm addicted to the tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093691
But how do you tell the difference between a Loli and an adult?
you can't

[Anonymous No.]

I want to combine a Devil and Baphomet to create the perfect imouto MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093711
Then it's just legal lolita.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the likelihood that the next monstergirl KC will add is horsepussy of some variety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093714
What else is left to cover in that territory?

I mean, we could go Puca/Pooka, but I can't seem to come up with anything better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093714
>She can't stop being pestered by sabbath recruiters
>All she wants is to buy some vegetables for dinner
>Life is hard for shetland pony-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093719
Pegasus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093719
He could always introduce a race of genderbent Centaur Lu Bus for the Mist Continent or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093712
I'd rather combine Baphomet and Pharaoh to get a tall brown goat girl with a moderately sized chest. Rather than forcing loli on people her goal would be to make the world realise the perfection of brown girls, recruiting Anubis, Khepri, Houri, Salamander, Yeti and Jabberwock to help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093728
So, can she brownify any MG permanently with her sun powers? I'll sign up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093733
Good good, join the cause. We'll have brown Weresheep and Thunderbird in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093728
Baphomet and a holst.
I want to watch worlds burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093714
It will be a plant or loli dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093711
Then I'd pump an aunty Sahuagin full of my youthful cum and make her feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093084
yeah, it should be fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093741
>Stop that!
>I am fire!
>I am death!
Could you stop headpatting her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093741
I hope for some Pseudodragon Familiar subspecies in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093728
>Turning all the cute pale girls into brown whores
You have made me an enemy anon. I stood by and let you enjoy your chocolate, but when you start tainting all the porcelain skinned girls you have gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093751
But anon. Blackulas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093748
No, especially if she was pouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093748
Yes, because I'd be too busy hugging her to pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093435
>hathor cultists
Sir, this is the second time you've denounced our religion as some cult! I must ask you to cease at once or I shall have to slap you with my glove!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093751
You can't stop it. That cute NEET Oomukade down the road who rarely steps outside? She'll soon become a lovely shade of brown thanks to the power of the goat Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093760
Use a doppelganger potion, so you can head pat, cuddle, snuggle, pinch her cheeks, massage her, play with her wings, nibble her ears, rub her claws, and kiss her all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093768
Hold up nigga, she's gonna overheat and ahegao!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093762
The I'll have to just unleash my ulimate weapon! Through years of genetic experimentation we have created the ulitimate hybrid. The full body hugs, pale scales, and yandere personality of a Shirohebi; The soft pale skin, soft fluffy fur and loving nature of a Ren Xiongmao; and all the power of a Lilim have been fused together to create the perfect pale beauty and protector of all thing pale. She'll cure you all of this sickness and ride you until both your head and her womb are filled with nothing but white.

[Anonymous No.]

Feathered Longisquama lizard girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
I want to cuddle with a Kiki and use her feathery tail as a pillow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093812
I never got why the mofu crowd boasted about the softness of tails of kitsunes. I mean, pillows used to be stuffed with feathers, not fur skins, so one would presume a Kikimora's tail is much fluffier than a fox tail.

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>>14093812
LOOK AT THAT FACE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093789
That actually sounds kind of tempting but I reject your ultimate weapon as we still have plans, many plans. They said brown Gazers were nonsense, we'll soon show them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl wound be up to tag along with me if I took my wheels and went fast 'round town just for the hell of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093355
I bet the Kobold shelter must be empty all the time. Surely there's no lonely and forgotten Kobold who doesn't remember when somoene last hugged her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093822
Cockatrice, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093822
Slime. So that when you inevitably crashed she would be there to catch you (and possibly use the impact as an excuse to work your pants free and "accidentally" get penetrated by you while you are unconscious).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093826
They say to adopt a Kobold you have to camp in the shelter for days on end for them to even have a single one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093832
This actually made me think of something, that'd be a really good job for slimes. Just stick them in the compartment where an airbag goes, so instead of getting a face full of hot plastic you get a face full of slime tits if you crash.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would want to become one with me and end the world, only for time to reset over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093826
>>14093835

Now I want to read about a stray (street urchin?) Kobold who tries to act way fiercer than her size allows, and a gentle, meek and obedient Hellhound adopted and raised by a Kobold mother.

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>>14093819
It's the face of love and cuddles, what of it?

>>14093815
It's odd that people never mention a Kiki's tail. They probably use their tails too often as improvised featherdusters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093832
>Crashing
You mistakin' me for some scrub, mate? Gonna rush till gas runs out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093842
I want this, but since the Hellhound isn't some brutal rape machine it would only cause shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093843
The face is even worse than the Clannad character designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093847
Who cares what one autist thinks? As long as it's a good story, most anons would probably read it regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093819
That's the face of unconditional love.

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>>14093840
Will o Wisp is crazy and yandere enough.
>>14093842
>gentle, meek and obedient Hellhound adopted and raised by a Kobold mother
Some people would scream bloody murder but something like that would at least explain why she's like it rather than making her a submissive for the sake of it. I wouldn't mind reading something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093852
>one

Anon most if not every anon in this thread hates the idea of those kinds of Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093854
If you want unconditional love, get a p̶u̶p̶p̶y̶ Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093861
...or any yandere monstergirl from any species.

Hell, that applies to other deres too, does it not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093854
A professional business Kiki must be a Tanuki's worst nightmare. They would be far too strict and precise to fall for a Tanuki's scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093858
>most if not every

>trollface.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093761
Never!
>Implying I don't love HEALTH and MUSCLE in equal measure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093865
>a Kiki that's wise to Tanukis money and contract related schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093870
>Spoiler
I can't be mad at somebody with such good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093877
The MGC maid service pretty much invented the old contract bait-and-switch; their maid registration forms are actually marriage contracts with a removable sticker on the title. Makes sure anons will take responsibility if they try to take advantage of a Kiki during the trial period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093789
Personally, the only time I prefer Pale over Brown, is when it comes to undead.

Though I think a tan, blonde loli vampire would be aces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093870
My nigga.

I want a muscular monstergirl that's a mixture of softness and muscle, so much so that her abs are slightly squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093883
But what if she gets drunk and tries to take advantage of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093891
justaskeikaku.jpg

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>>14093883
I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093858
Anon, I think you're misunderstanding something here.

Most hate the idea of taking a femdom Hellhound and doing the impossible, "Breaking" her into an obedient sub. I don't think many would take issue with having her be legitimately timid from the get-go for an actual reason; like being raised by a Kobold.

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>>14092169

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>>14093898
Why do people forget that Hellhounds are power switches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093890
My niggas of fine taste, monstergirl's that have both muscle and HEALTH are my favorite body type in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093898
No they just hates sub Hellhounds in general.

Not allowed in these threads along with the idea of any normally dom monster girl turned sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>but due to some phantom pain of life the vampire still found herself incredibly thirsty.
Seafoam, you fucking meme master.

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>>14093908
Because "Muh maledom, must break the bitch", whether serious or just trolling. Also the fact that people can't seem to comprehend the idea of a multi-faceted personality.
Such a shame we'll never get any good "Bedroom Wrestling for Dominance" content with them.

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>>14093820
No. Not unless the slime on them is some light color, otherwise you fuck up the contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093916
Seafoam is a master of wordplay and memes given that the joke with the Jabberwock is snicker bars are snacks

Snicker snacks

My face was bruised by my palm on that one

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>>14093914
Also the same with sub turned dom for some people, was once a guy or two who threw a bitch fit over the idea of dom Kikis.

There's also the matter that people are unable of separating being dominant in bed and submissive/obedient in every day life, it's a very common thing for people's personalities not to match how they are in the bedroom.

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>>14093913
Shame that there's so little art that shows that.

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>>14093920
So what you're saying is that all of this is the maledomfags fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093921
Brown Gazer with white slime, just ignore the fact it could be mistaken for jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093933
>All
Partially, rather. Just plain ol' general ignorance has a part to play as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093913
>HEALTH
These threads made this word cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to enjoy a tasty burger with an American Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093948
How does she clap without hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093937
Don't respond to him anon, he's a notorious shitstarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093943
These threads made a surprisingly big amount of words cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093930
True, but I can still dream about in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093920
>Such a shame we'll never get any good "Bedroom Wrestling for Dominance" content with them.
A huge shame, Hellhound's on of my favourites and this is a huge part of their appeal. The fact that a man and Hellhound will fight each other for dominance and throw each other around like ragdolls trying to fuck their partner silly.

It's also the futility of it all, knowing at the end the Hellhound will win out due to stamina and go into dom mode at the end but making the most of your moment of control and pounding her like an animal from behind. Such wasted potential because things always have to be black and white for people.

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>>14093948
I want to go fishing with a harpy, catch a big fish, throw it back into the river right in front of her as an expression of shock washes over her face, then tell her I did it because I don't like fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093937
I have yet to see any blame be put on subfags aside from obvious shit starters and false flags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093960
>It's also the futility of it all, knowing at the end the Hellhound will win out due to stamina and go into dom mode at the end

Then what's the fucking point? Might as well skip all of that bullshit and go right for the femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093960
>You'll never wrestle for control during sex with your hellhound waifu.
>You'll never manage to pin her down and fuck her in the missionary position while she licks your neck.
>She'll never take advantage of your post orgasm weakness to flip you on your back and shift things into reverse cowgirl.
>You'll never do the same to her to shift things into doggystyle.
>This will never continue until the both of you are sweaty panting wrecks, with her body sprawled on top of yours.
>She'll never declare herself the winner because she made you cum more.
This is true despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093972
>Being easy pray
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093972
The point is that the struggle is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093972
>He doesn't want to put in his best effort to show his waifu what he can do to pleasure her in bed too
Lazy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093977
Nah, that's just pointless filler and a huge buzzkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093960
Wouldn't one of those rage mushrooms give you the edge stamina wise too?
One of those mushrooms and a doppelganger potion should make for a nice revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093972
But where's the fun in that. Where's the smirking and suppressed giggling from your Hellhound waifu as you "fight" that fuels your desire to jackhammer her like you're trying to drive her through the bed? Where's her look of content when you reach her limit and fill her up only for her to drag you beneath her while licking her lips? It's the little things like that.
>>14093974
See this is the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093983
So you are saying that his way to get aroused is the wrong way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093989
>you reach her limit
Reach your limit. Huge difference not re-rereading the post after a minor rewrite can have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093989
That's just a fucking bait and switch and sounds like a great way to ruin an evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094004
I just want you to know that you're a fucking faggot and that any woman you're ever with will inevitably cheat on you. Or maybe if you're lucky, dump you before moving on.

Peace out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093159
I want to cuddle with a Yeti and flick her ahoge like one of those old springy door stops

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094020
>flick her ahoge like one of those old springy door stops
That's gonna make her super horny anon, are you prepared for that?

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more Pharaoh/Jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094018
Good to know you have to defend your shit fetish with insults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094028
EMG is so horrible it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094004
That's not bait and switch, that's just the nature of Hellhounds. Sure they're dominant in the end and you can't change their nature but it's no excuse for just pigeon holing them into rape trains you never fight back against, there's Ushi-Oni for that. The whole "impossible to tame but you'll try anyway" thing is the only thing that makes them unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094029
Oh don't misconstrue it. I'm not defending anything.

I'm just insulting you.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, despite all the love monstergirls would spread on our world and how many husbandoing would be made, there are some things mamono mana can't just erase from nature. One such thing is the act of a man killing his equal.

How would your waifu feel if you lost your mind and put an end to another person's life out of blind emotion or self-defense? How would she fare if you were put down by a person stripped of their rationality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094018
Geez, who pissed in your vagina today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094026
I'll watch her shake with excitement and energy after flicking her ahoge and hug me tighter than ever to let out her built up energy!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a staring contest with a Gazer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094035
Why would anyone want to waste their wife's time like that doing something completely pointless? Might as well let her have her fun and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

So to whom do I have to sacrifice shitty writefags to in order to get more undead stories/abomiantions?

[Anonymous No.]

>implying a shit MG like hellhound is even worth arguing about

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094045
>lost your mind
>self-defense
Liberal pls.
Besides, it can fix that, just resurrect the dude and throw the other dude into a mantango pit or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094058
Your monster waifu. Or rather, her memory of you.

Sort of a 'One More Day' kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094045
I doubt she'd care that much, she could always find a new husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094055
>He doesn't want to pleasure his waifu
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094058
well you can start by not calling writefags shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

Werepup and Werekitten twin sisters from an Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094075
I just don't see the point in wasting time when she can just have her fun and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094055
Foreplay is pointless, why not just dick your waifu right away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094079
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094083
>Foreplay is pointless
Found the virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094092
I was being sarcastic to point out how stupid >>14094055 sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094092
>implying you're not a virgin too
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094033
It kind of is, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094082
>He doesn't want to enjoy or contribute to sex with a monsterfu
Right. Gay it is.

Why are you even here then if you're just going to lay there like a dead fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>Watched Magic Mike XXL a long while ago
>Only thing I could think during the entire movie was this kind of movie would be considered the norm in mg land
>That and the fact that if those men were entertaining a crowd of mg's all those men would never see the light of day again
>mfw you won't have routines so good your troupe make them all thirstier than a frog in a drought

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094105
There's no point in trying to be in charge sexually with a monster when her entire point is that she's the one in charge at all times.

Go fuck a Kobold if you want to be the one in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094105
Right, because femdom is widely known for it's focus on male participation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094045
meh id rather kill MG instead and see how she reacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094120
Well, if she wants you to lick your thighs and cunt, you got to start using your tongue right? That counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094116
Not him, but Hellhounds are switches, not doms. Read the fucking profiles next time, and you won't look like this much of an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094120
It's almost as if the majorty of people in these threads have no idea about how sexual domination actually works.

Oh, wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094076
Don't even pretend there aren't writefags we couldn't do without.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094127
>she wants you to lick your thighs and cunt
I shouldn't have laughed this much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094129
Sorry anon, they're all dom all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094127
You really expect anons to do this much work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094136
not if you break them

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons here wouldn't make any attempt to pleasure their dominant waifu

Goddamn this thread is really showing its shit side today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094132
Don't tell them that. I really don't need /r9k/ levels of crying right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094144
Can't be broken no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094148
Fence Man, Thank god you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094155
Well considering they arnt real im going to say yes they can be broken in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094155
yeah they can

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094155
This bait is rather stale. I demand new bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094159
I'm not sitting on a goddamn fence.

But you should be willing, nay, happy, to pleasure your waifu as much as she pleasures you. If you just sit there and let her "Get it over with" like some anons have been saying, then you're just a pathetic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094129
>Hellhounds are switches, not doms
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sub vs Dom slappyfights
It isn't even the weekend anymore you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094160
>>14094164
The entire point about her is that she's unbreakeable.

Go fuck a Kobold if you want a sub Canine girl you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to travel the world and see all the various kinds of monstergirls there are so I can make a pokemon rap version of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094178
>she's unbreakeable
no she isn't. What makes you think she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094171
>using his power of "stating the obvious"
Yes friend, you truly are one with the fence.

[Anonymous No.]

Just report the faggot and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094173
It always happens.

Maybe Hellhounds really should just be blacklisted, seeing as how anons can never talk about them without
>Muh maledom
>Muh femdom
>Muh switch
Bickering back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094178
The entire point is the world is porn fantasy and I can do whatever I want. If want to fuck a hellhound into submission then I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094189
I don't even know if he's replying to himself or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094185
Maybe you should try reading you maledom nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094168
Okay, new bait is here.

>Titania forcefully transforms young girls into fey folk while playing "games" with them
>If their bond with a childhood friend is strong enough, the fairy will invite their beloved into the land of Titania and play with them in eternal youth
>Husbands of a Titania usually take on physical changes not seen in any other kind of Incubus
>To include gossamer wings like his wife
>No other traits, outside of a childish body and the wings
>Sub-species of Incubus known as Oberons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094197
I think you've baited enough today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094197
When di I ever say I'm a maledomfag? Why are you assuming things out of the blue like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094194
Too bad anon, Hellhounds can't be subs, go make a Kobold cosplay as a Hellhound if you want to fuck a sub one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094208
Not sure how I feel about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094178
>she's unbreakeable
What if you're a big guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094208
Nigga I don't want no wings.

I'm totally okay with yanmoth-esque shenanigans with a Titania though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094208
>>Titania forcefully transforms young girls into fey folk while playing "games" with them
100% purge material wouldent even hesitate to kill on sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094219
Still won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094215
Anon, you're getting as obnoxious as those tumblr SJWs who push their trans headcanons and say "Nope, it's canon. Sorry I don't make the rules."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094228
>>14094215
Of course they can be subs, who says they can't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094215
>you can't have your fantasy in a fantasy setting where you can have everything you want

Here's your reply, you won't get another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094227
There is literally nothing wrong with women being transformed into monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094229
Except this time it's true. Try reading next time before acting like a stupid nigger.

Hellhounds just aren't for you anon, just accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094218
>>14094224
Fine then, a stronger bait.

>Titanias enjoy shoving [Key Item] inventory objects up the anuses of young boys while wearing mascara and green dresses

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Siberian kobold to cuddle on cold winter nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094247
Is this an SMT reference?
Please don't make Titanias into shitpost fuel, Bollocks. I love my onee-san MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094247
Oh please, I know some of you faggots enjoy your buttplay. Don't bother lying to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094239
>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."

They're willing to submit for a bit, but they'll snap back and dominate you when you've had your turn.
That sounds exactly like what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093903
>Scaly snektits flopping around everywhere
>Like she just doesn't care
>She really doesn't care
Well, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

Werebats are cute, cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094262
Anon, why're you still responding to the shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094257
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

If you were husbandoed by a really high level monster, like a Lilim or a Dragon, would you let it go to your head? Would you wade through places that would be 100% guaranteed rape for the average man and laugh as the other monsters recoil away from you, being able to smell your wife on you and fearing the consequences of trying anything?
Would you shout "I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633100
Maid type: Kejourou
Name: Amalia
Personality: Kind, caring and reserved
Statement: “Good morning Master, did you sleep well? I have prepared your breakfast and included some of the exotic candy you so much enjoy.”
Notes: Requests space for personal garden, may be indoors.

Amalia originates from a large family of Kejourou, renowned for their barber skills. While many of her sisters chose the same path, it is not unusual for a Kejourou-type to choose a different path in life. Amalia is one of those who decided that becoming a barber would not be her life-goal. Amalia first came in touch with MGC Maid Central during a summer camp organized by one of our maid centers. Amalia met with one of our older maids during this time and surprisingly got along with her rather well. This rather peculiar friendship is what eventually led to Amalia visiting MGC Maid Central more often and slowly growing interested in the idea of becoming a maid.

After finishing highschool at the age of 17, Amalia after some consideration chose to apply for a maid training course at MGC Maid Central. This was much to the delight of Amalia’s maid friend, who happily welcomed Amalia and helped her taking the first steps into maidhood. Amalia did well during her maid training, quickly adapting to her new life and following many extra classes such as “Etiquette 202” and “Proper Elegance and Posture”. Amalia passed her final maid exam with grace at the age of 21.

“Well, if it isn’t my favorite little blob of hair!” Janice exclaims as Amalia enters the interview room. “It is good to see someone slightly competent around here finally get herself a nice Master, even if you are bound to knock something important over with the size of those “assets” of yours.” Janice rambles on as she starts filling in paperwork. Only to take her eyes of her work a few lines later and letting them glance over Amalia’s body, quickly causing a grin to form on her face.

[Profile continued in next two replies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094285
I couldn't help it. The bait was just so tantalizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094255
>>14094255
It's something she threatens you with in Avatar Tuner Volume 1, yes.

>>14094257
Fine then, THE STRONGEST BAIT I can think of on such short notice

>Titanias if unsatisfied with their husbands will don a human guise and marry a normal human man
>Bearing him a bastard cockuld child who lacks any magical aptitude at all and named after a Kitsune
>Only to be found out years later after she marries Jonathan Frakes and fights a rag-tag group of oneesan Gargoyles protecting the baby of her Kitsune-named daughteru
>Only for Puck-chan to betray her masters and ruse cruise the fuck out of Oberon-sama and shoot him in the nuts at least once with a high-velocity rock ball
>Then afterwards Puck-chan is forcefully made into Riker's one successful marriage baby's guardian and teacher of magic while his Gargoyle oneesans vow to protect him

Holy shit that show got fucking weird near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094284
They certainly can be. Not always, but can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
[Profile continued]

“I see you’ve been gaining some extra weight dear and it’s all clearly going to that bottom of yours. Something which I believe is clearly the intention of this little- or I should rather say: tall blob of hair.” Janice deducts from her quick inspection. “Yes I can see it now; tall, a set of big fitting assets, a juicy wiggly ass, well-kept long hair and all these fancy dresses you started wearing.” Janice snickers. “You aren’t even close to getting old my dear little Amalia. You shouldn’t be worrying about ending up behind some dusty desk taking interviews with wannabe maids.” Janice now clearly laughing continues.
After regaining her bearings Janice starts scribbling down on her paperwork once again before continuing her questioning. “Now Amalia, return to the kind and reserved girl you always have been, stop stressing yourself and you’ll be absolutely fine.” Janice recommends, before turning to a whisper. “You might want to keep the extra few pounds though; this one prefers em a little meat on the bone.”

As a maid Amalia has an above average performance; performing her duties fast and efficient. This comes as no surprise as the Kejourou-maid type is known for its ability to manipulate its hair to perform many extra tasks at once, often looking either impressive or rather silly. Amalia is no different from this and will happily use her hair to manipulate several tools at once. Amalia however has the boon of knowing how to remain elegant and full with style when using her hair to work around the residence. She will often catch the gaze of people who will watch her seemingly flow like the wind through the many rooms of a residence.

[Profile continued in next reply]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094257
I wouldn't mind getting tail-pegged by a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
Maids are shit, only thing worthwhile are Mistresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094304
Fuck off Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094306
[Profile continued]

One will furthermore quickly notice that Amalia prefers to keep to herself, not bothering her Master with any “trivialities” as Amalia tends to call them. She instead will focus on performing her given duties and keep conversations light and simple. While lacking in the social department, Amalia will make up by having a good feel for what her Master wants and needs, often surprising examinators by doing exactly what they needed, no matter if this is a good backrub or a tray of chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk. MGC Maid Central recommends using such moments to make small talk, allowing for quicker and easier bonding.

When not performing any duties, Amalia can usually be found reading literature in the living room. However if possible Amalia also enjoys starting a small (indoor) garden of various exotic herbs, spices and fruits often found in demon realms. One will furthermore notice that Amalia has a sweet tooth and likes discovering and importing candy from all over the world to try her taste buds on.
If her future Master wishes to better bond with Amalia, he will be pleased to know that Amalia enjoys seeing others take interest in her hobbies. Amalia is also quick to try new things and is certainly willing to try out any hobbies her future Master might have.

MGC Maid Central recommends Amalia to a Master who enjoys a polite and reserved maid and enjoys seeing a maid with elegance and style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094299
I'd McMahon strut my way through a densely populated monstergirl forest.
If I had access to a boombox or some other way to play music, I'd be blaring this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094299
You can do that with any monster though hell you could marry a devilbug and then go shit in a dragons hoard not like she's gonna kill you and she wont rape you either cuz "Muh NTR" rules KC put in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094310
>>14094293
>>14094257
The perineum and prostate are some of the most sensitive tissue on a human male as far as erogenous zones go. So long as you don't put anything bigger than maybe an index finger you're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
>>14094306
>>14094313
She's lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094293
>>14094310
>>14094322
Faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094310
Go to sleep, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
>>14094306
>>14094313

Very nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094329
I'm not Alp dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094333
You're as annoying as him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094299
Not really. I'd remain reclusive and wonder just what the hell someone so powerful saw in me. A dragon or Lilim should be marrying a hero or great king, not some random guy with nothing special about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094311
I agree, I have no use for maids.
I guess it's a maledom thing and that is completely ok, it's just not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
>>14094306
>>14094313
You can never have enough maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094255
>Please don't make Titanias into shitpost fuel, Bollocks. I love my onee-san MGs.
>Name dropping a guy doing shit in jest
>A writefag who procrastinates more than anything
>Who also loves onee-san and kaa-san type MGs

Jesús Cristo, Anon. It was a stupid reference. Titania is best fairy, and always will be. Just don't ask what tastes purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094343
It's not okay, maledom is a shit starting cancer to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094349
>what tastes purple.
Apophis pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094364
>G-guys, plz bite my bait, I'm so lonely...
Poor you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094364
not even trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094333
Then maybe you should stop sharing his tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

A lilim doing this to you:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2786431
ALL
NIGHT
LONG
Y/N? She's a heavy dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
>Lilim
>She's a heavy dom.

Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
I already said yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391

You posted this last thread. It's hot but no need to repost so soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
Yes, but only if she bests me in battle beforehand and taunts me over my powerlessness through the whole night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
>Being forced to cum over and over
Not sure. It's hot in principle, but have you tried jerking off after cumming? You lose interest and it feels unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094380
But I don't. I prefer Blue Dragons, rather than Black.

I'm also pretty sure he lacks my propensity for Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
https://www.literotica.com/s/interrocution

Saw that happen in a story once. No, to the infinite power of FUCK NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
>Overstimulation sex
>With a Lilim
>All night long.
Only if she kisses me on the cheek and pulls the covers over the two of us with my dick still jammed inside her after she's done.
That way she can keep fucking me in our dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094411
>ManyEyedHydra
I figured that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094391
Nope. It's fun once or twice. But that would get real painful after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094421
Demonic Energy and various potions anon, she could probably remove your refractory period, increase your production and endurance, and make it so each orgasm is better than the last.
After a while the stacking from that effect would put you in some seriously mindbreaking ecstasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
>>14094306
>>14094313
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central has currently processed half of the currently pending forms and truly appreciates the patience of all yet to be matched Masters.

MGC Maid Central wishes all Masters, future Masters and potential Masters a Kiki-tastic day!

>>14094311
MGC Maid Central understands that not everyone appreciates maids and wishes to point you out to the currently open butler contracts:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

Unfortunately no new butler request will be processed untill all maid request forms have been matched.

MGC Maid Central appreciates your patience and understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094436
Too busy to be looking for maids, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094436

Excellent work as always. I look forward to seeing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094369
You know what, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094462
Well fuck you and the grapesnake you rode in on too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094462
>naval licking

Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis in school swim suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094411
Jesus, I can appreciate a good Groucho Marx simile, but once you put one in every other sentence it starts to get grating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094473
Sounds perfect, then again I'm all for monster girls in any sort of cliche outfit like school swimsuits or maid uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094469
>>14094468
Continuation fucking never.

>>14094476
I'd assume you're talking about Hydra's writing style and yeah, it can get kind of annoying after a while.

Especially since he often compares a vagina to dough or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094473
No, Hellhounds in school swimsuits!

[Anonymous No.]

Sassy cats with massive tats!

[Anonymous No.]

Dietritch when? Semi incubized veteran when?

Where is everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094497
Hellhounds in white lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094506
>Where is everyone?
In the wreckage, they were expected. Increase the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094507
Hellhounds in latex catsuits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094501
Go back to the lol thread and stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094484
>Especially since he often compares a vagina to dough or something
What!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094514
Hellhounds in oversized sweaters!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094515
After you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094517
There's several times that he's compared to having sex as your penis being engulfed by warm dough.

While effective for non-human anatomy, more times than not if it has at least a human-like vagina there's bound to be ribbed walls.

Yes, a vagina is ribbed, the walls parsing so that the glans of the penis is stimulated (i.e. the mushroom helmet) and you shoot your sticky white stuff at the Death Star's exhaust chute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094519
Holsts in oversized sweaters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094473
Does anyone have that greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094520
You first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094524
Honestly any mg in oversized sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094514
>A Hellhound in a latex catsuit will never grin smugly while pinning your naked body down and pressing against you as hard as she can.
>She'll never grind her body against yours while looking down at you with a lewd grin.
>She'll never convince the rest of the smug squad to join in so she can sandwich you with latex covered monstergirls from all angles.
God damn that one Plugsuit doujin awakened things in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094339
>Even high class monstergirls like Lilim or Wights prefer free love over something like getting a fiancé, unless both sides would want that. So something like turning your childhood friend into your fiancé

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094530
What about too-tight sweaters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094536
Only if they're turtleneck and sleeveless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094533
Latex is olev nigga, I'm glad we have writefags who appreciate it as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094539
Spectacular taste anon. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094533
A latex Monster Girl hit squad, who will rape anyone for the right price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094533
>Hellhound in latex

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094303
>>14094306
>>14094313
>>14094436
Keep it up man, you're fucking great at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Titania
>Yanmoth

Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094555
Age regression shenanigans?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Titania cry when I tell her that I don't want to play with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094519
Hellhounds in soft, form-fitting, vertically-ribbed sweaters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094533
>Spoiler #2
I remember those.
God-DAMN were they all fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094562
I want to give a Titania a lolipop in order to calm her down at a movie theater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094561
No I mean, why is Titania coming up as Yanmoth levels of shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094568
I bet all the lolipops in MGC are either phallus shaped or turn you in to a loli. Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094565
Hellhounds in wedding dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094565
>Hellhound with sweater puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094569
It's just a writefags story idea IIRC, really nothing beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094575
He left leg is dislocated.

[Anonymous No.]

>Titania is a literal retard that you could easily convince to let her be dommed

Well I know who will just love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094583
>literal retard
Come on now, they aren't Wurm-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094583
Everyone but you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yanmoth is still being pushed
the nightmare never ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094583
Being childish != being retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094587
She's the best nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094589
A grown adult acting like a child is the same thing as a retard, both are completely useless and both need to be euthanized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094601

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094601
Take a good look at where you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094587
It's obvious that Yanmoth is going to receive a continuation at some point.

It's also a load of fun to speculate what's going on in it, despite it's nature as an H-manga.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do toddlercon play with my Dwarf waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094589
>KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK
>AND I'M VERY MUCH IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094589
This.

Not all children are total retards.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be around kids too long. They practically suck the life out of me. And all it does is make me feel so tired.

If you're the type of guy who can deal with/enjoy being around them, power to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094639
>not tying them up so they can't bug you
God anon, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094597
no the best nightmare is the Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094641
>Tying up the good behaving daughterus who say they love you spontaneously without you even asking

Wow Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094651
>implying they don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094661
They only like it when you tie them up in hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094667
I would hire a yeti babysitter to look after my kids, there's already an ad in the paper for her services

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094609
I think the fact that she sounds unfamiliar to the language she's trying to speak to him makes her that much cuter and slightly more nonthreatening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094679
It's all fun and games until she decides to hug your sperm with her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094687
Keep in mind that she's during 10 year cycles, along with the idea that she probably uses her childlike disposition in order to better interact with the MC whenever he's a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094708
True.
But it would seem that, not having many people to speak with in the first place, being stuck in a warehouse for so long, her communications would still be pretty basic to begin with.
It would seem, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never have a group of skeleton MG drinking buddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094738
That's fine, I don't drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14088167
I wept

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094774
>Trusting the words of the Communist Party's favourite propaganda mouthpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

When do you think we will see a clown monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094774
>>14094780

[Anonymous No.]

>>14093916
I wasn't aware I was memeing there. Was that a Metal Gear thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094788
Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793
No, later, after you go to bed and the lights are off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793

honk/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094339
You're still special to me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793
please god no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094792
He probably registered it that way, which is understandable since the game has only been out for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094792
You feel it too, don't you?

DAMN
FIDDLE

etc, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793
>>14094795
>>14094797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPjvU3pAH44

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl had the biggest paws, according to just KC's art?
Is it yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094809
jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094506
>Dietrich when
I don't know when anon, probably after life stops gut punching me.

I still have to change the old greentexts into a story version too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094811
Oh yeah. Now I want to see a yeti arm wrestle a jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793
>>14094795
>>14094797
>>14094788
>Be kid at birthday party
>Your parents introduce you to the clown
>She smells like cotton candy, and calls herself Tina Grey The Dancing Fey
>She's weird to you, having those deer legs
>But she smells nice, like cotton candy and funnel cakes
>She also shows off some magic with balloons and making her hands comically large
>But there's a sense of dread in the back of your mind that you can't shake
>The kids are all laughing and the adults are having a good time, eating birthday cake
>The school bully, begrudgingly invited, smashes your face into one of your presents, making you cry
>Tina Grey's smile has vanished
"Looks like we have a party pooper, kiddies!"
>Her hands are stretching, getting longer
>You can see her teeth turning into fangs, like lion fangs
>Her arms shoot out like party blowers
>Giant, gnarled claws grab the bully and pull him to her
>Tina Grey's mouth stretches impossibly wide as she shoves the bully into it
>Crunch crunch crunch
>Blood is flying everywhere, and the bully is no more
>She grins, as all the kids begin to cry
>The adults are all dead, the cake was poisoned
>She's eating more kids
>You beg her to stop, asking her why she's doing this
"Why, it was your birthday wish, Anon! A world without bullies and adults! Isn't that nice!?"
"But don't worry! I would never hurt the birthday boy!"
"After all, we're going to the carnival! I love the carnival, don't you!?"
>The smells from earlier have gotten stronger, but you can smell animal shit and wet fur, and booze
>There's balloon strings wrapping around your arms and legs, they hurt as they hoist you up
>She easily rips your clothes off
"Where we're going, we don't need anybody else! We'll float and dance in our Carnival of Love!"
>There's tormented faces on the balloons
>Hours later police arrive at your house and find the dead bodies all over the place, as well as the abattoir of a backyard
>They never do find you

Honk honk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094833
I want to see a smug Jinko challenge a Yeti to an arm wrestling contest, knowing full well that she'll win, only for the Yeti to hug her so hard she can't pry her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094842
CHEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094842
My dick would appreciate this more if she wasn't eating people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094842
Edgy as fuck, never write again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094793
BEEP BEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpVLkAL6PI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094852
Do you just call every horror story you come across "edgy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094842
Pretty twisted, but kinda funny.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094850
But it wasn't intended as smut. Seriously, I fucking loathe clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXgdtiFRNY

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a bloodsucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094921
Depends. What does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094921
Da. Would cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094921
Not if she was ugly like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094955
At least she's just monster on the outside, you ugly man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094921
She's cute, but...
Saying "Bloodsucker" makes me wonder what's between those tentacles...and just what they might be used for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094970
Well calling her a semensucker would sound silly anon. Besides, that's already a pet name husbands give their Succubus wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094970
vampires suck blood too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094979
They also suck dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094921
Would get caught in a blowout with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094979
Yes, through tiny little fangs.

I see that and I fear that those tentacles hide a round hole lined with layers and layers of teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

How long does this thread have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094990
Unless you're a dick to her, I don't think she's gonna hurt anyone. Just look at that face, she looks pretty friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no Anon!
You've been adopted by http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/special:randomincategory/mamono and the mother (25 and newly single after plot made her husband divorce her), older sister (20) and imotou (13) are all setting their sights on you (17)

What do?
You've been with them since age 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094997
Depends, maybe around 2.5-3k mark. Usually that's when all the pictures are used up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>25 year old mother
>With a 20 year old eldest daughter
Anon did you do this on purpose or just not think it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095018
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>Manticore
Be as dense as possible, and throw myself into the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>you (17)
Oh what I would give to go 11 years back in time.
I miss being young.
I miss having dreams.
I miss not being a hollow shell of a man.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't MGE dwarves busty shortstacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>25 year old mother
>20 year old daughter
Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095026
Why do you think dad left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094436
God's work anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095025
Because that's what Hobgoblins are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>Vampire

Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>Family of Karakasa-Obake
This isn't fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095029
So...he impregnated a 5 year old...then stayed with her for 20 years...and I am to assume he did not dick the daughterus, despite that obviously being his tastes?

Yeah no, I ain't touchin' this with a 100 meter pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>newly single after plot made her husband divorce her
You can't divorce monstergirls unless you are a very bad person, does this guy killed someone? Is he in jail? What if he comes out and tries to kill me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095024
Take a night class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095033
Hobgoblins are oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095039
Assume 35 for mom, it makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095053
That ain't helping much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095046
Essentially the same thing, short with big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here genuinely imagine their waifu beside them during daily life doing things?

>Driving: imagine her beside me looking out the window or singing along to the music
>Studying at desk: imagine her hugging me from behind and speaking softly in my ear and nuzzling
>Watching TV: imagine she cuddling up to me under a blanket
>Showering: shower together, wash each other's bodies and hair
>Walking in public: imagine her walking beside me, tugging at my sweater
>Masturbate: rub my dick against a pillow pretending it's her, eyes closed for best immersion
>Reading a book in bed: imagine she lying in bed doing something stupid like play Nintendo DS or PSP

I'm not a weirdo for doing this, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095060
Tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095065
HEELLLL NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095060
You're a fucking pathetic freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095060
I'm too drunk for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095060
It's nice to fantasize about, but actively imagining such is...a bit much.

>Masturbate: rub my dick against a pillow pretending it's her, eyes closed for best immersion
Okay that one is just genuinely weird. And I'm getting a daki with my MG waifu on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095065
Do not exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095058
Not the same thing. Oppai loli have the same makeup as a kid but tits the size of their head. Shortstack are much curveier all around, generally with hips to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095060
No, you're pretty nuts, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095060
I once played an emulated game that, coincidentally, was the cliche story of a knight saving the princess while I had the waifu-surfing thing on CSS.
It was...different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095025
Because KC is a hack
More realistically because shortstacks arent really a thing in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095005
>Dark Priest
As long as they don't drag me to church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14094921
Don't just stand their, come on in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095098
You're going to get dragged bucking and moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095098
>Not wanting to fuck your Dark Priest mother, older sister, and little sister while another one that later becomes your girlfriend in a church of the Fallen God.

I bet you wouldn't even let them make you wear crotchless pants.

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>>14095110
What if I just want them to stay family?

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>>14095060
I get what you mean. While I don't tend to actively imagine my waifu around me, I do find myself making up "what if she were here" scenarios.

>Masturbate: rub my dick against a pillow pretending it's her, eyes closed for best immersion

I'm guilty of this though, sans the pillow.

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>>14095101
*I said come in; don't stand there!

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>>14095115
Fine then, no girlfriend.

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>>14095123
No, I just want to fuck my girlfriend, no family involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine how big, meaty paw girls would attempt to handle everything in this world meant for small, dexterous fingers and hands

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Vampire Hunter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dznhQeZU48

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>>14095147
But what if she's a nice vampire?

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>>14095005
>Alp
Perfect. I'm in the mood for some pseudo-gay, sweaty alp ass.

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>>14095147
I want to fuck the night.

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>>14095146
Styluses and conductive styluses for touch screens. Anubi and jinkos might have the advantage of claws for greater precision, but yetis would have a harder time with stuff like keyboards. Maybe chorded keyboards would help them.

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>>14095005
>Undine

They compromise and decide to share me by merging together into one super-undine

I get ready for a boss battle.

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>>14095179
>>14095179
>The super undine sounds like all three are speaking as one...except when they try to use a pronoun.
>Mom wants to call you son
>Older sister try's to use outoto
>Imouto goes for oniichan
>Squabbling ensues as they argue over which to use

[Anonymous No.]

I KNOW YOU BUMPED THAT SHIT THREAD TO MAKE THIS DIE QUICKER ANON, YOU CAN'T PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES. thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Who will make the next thread? No more fuck ups.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll do it, I usually do.

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>>14095218
Last time wasn't even a fuckup. We just had two made within a second of each other, hard to fault that.

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>>14095005
>Mindflayer family

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>>14095218
Me! me! Pick me!

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>>14095225
Let >>14095220 do it.

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>>14095225
Shut up you alp.

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>>14095223
They'll give you plenty of love, nothing wrong with that.

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>>14095220
Ok, you are in charge.
>>14095225
Fuck you, you ain't doing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14095218
>>14095225
>>14095220

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>>14095005
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/special:randomincategory/mamono

>Dark Slime

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>>14095223
>tfw a yandere Mindflayer could totally roleplay as your mom, onee-san. and imouto if she pleased
My dick finds this oddly appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night, /mgt/

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>>14095240
>cute mindflayer

pls giev more

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>>14095250
Goodnight, nerdface. Hope you dream about the warm embrace of a loving monstergirl, you goddamn dweeb.

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>>14095250
Nighty night faggot.