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what would having kaguya as a girlfriend feel like
like fucking a virgin pussy.
I literally want to make her gargle on my cock until she pukes
Lots and lots of smelly, sweaty, sticky sex.
>>14072991lazy, sweaty sex and eating rice right from the rice cooker at 2AM
I wish I looked cute like Kaguya. I want soft skin, a delicate girly body and a beautiful long and perfect hime-cut.Then I'd put on silky clothes and roll on the floor doing nothing.
>>14073356Would you at least let me fuck you?
>>14073342Eating rice late night is a fast ticket for gaining weight and bloated tummies.
>>14073371No, you would ruin my perfect princess attire. You can fuck the bunny instead.
>>14073383Can't you just get naked?
>>14073393What about my hairdo? and it's difficult for a princess to get dressed again. Also, I would have to kill you afterwards. You only get the bunny.Man, don't come ruining my cute fantasy with your lewdness....
>>14073402>What about my hairdo?I heard semen is a great hair conditioner.>it's difficult for a princess to get dressed againThen don't.>I would have to kill you afterwardsI'd fug you so hard you wouldn't even remember what happened.>don't come ruining my cute fantasy with your lewdnessYou're the one who said you wanted to have a girly body.What else are you gonna be good for?
>>14073402You can't win against my cock. I'll fuck you eventually.
>>14073421>I heard semen is a great hair conditioner.Just popping in to say this is extremely bad advice.
>>14073437Now I'm curious.What happens?
>>14072991how we can persuade space-jin to make a fuckton more of these kaguyas?
>>14073437Are you replying because you tried it on Anon's suggestion and now regret your decision?
>>14073437>>14073476Wait, never mind. Should have looked at the timestamps.
What does her hair smell like?>>14073486That body is too rude.
>>14073373Best case scenario anon.Soft princesses.
>>14073499I wouldn't mind a chubby or even just slightly plump Kaguya but that's artist's style is awful.
>>14073499>>14073500Kaguya with a soft potbelly would be wonderous.
Wake upSee thisWhat do?
>>14073524touch her noseboop
>>14073523/jp/ is /d/!
Is Kaguya the softest?
>>14073534>>14073558Kaguya gets the same picture, twice.
>>14073564im actually making it monochrome
>>14073575Woah dude, that's pretty dank.
>>14073579NOW YOU CAN DRAW ON IT OR COLOR IT IN WITH MS PAINT MY NIGGAINT
>>14073586FUCKIN' A, MAN!
Im trying not to masturbate but this thread is making it difficult
>>14073612Why does Kaguya make you want to wank?
>>14073723THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Does Kaguya's hymen repair itself each time it's torn?
>>14073828Only if she dies
>>14073828>>14073835It auto-regenerates. Same with her anal virginity.
>>14072991like dealing with a thirteen thousand year old child, needs to be constantly entertained and cleaned up after.
Why won't I have a gf that's like her /jp/?
>>14074155Isn't that fairly difficult for girls? I can understand dudes pissing in bottles, but I thought girls had a harder time aiming and dribble over their vaginas if they fuck up.
>>14074264I'm pretty sure it is.>>14074189Cute boyfriend Kaguya would be better.
>>14074269i can b ur kaguya
That Kaguya seems like a huge bitch but she's fucking gorgeous.
>>14074282Kinky dude>>14074310She probably loves casual sex as well
There's something about that hime cut that makes her look so goodI wanna impregnate space jin's teruyo
I wish I was a Kaguya with oppai and a soft body.
Why is she so perfect, /jp/?
Does Kaguya ever cut her hair?
Who is this? Where is she from?
>>14072991I love doing this shit
I had a girlfriend with perfect himecut and she also was into cosplay but she had vaginismus.
>>14074405was she egyptian?
>>14074383But there has to be more to it then just that, right?
>>14074405Vaginismus, sounds GROSS AS HECK!
>>14074414*Than... Fuck, I'm tired.
>>14074414Oppai and NEET life?
>>14074405I hope I find the perfect grill with the proper hime cut ;_;
>>14074342>>14074383>>14074423What's with jaypee and big breasts?
>>14074435This jaypee prefers BIG BUTTS
>>14074452What is going to happen next in this image? Please don't hurt my Kugi.
>>14074401I don't suppose you'd do a gif version of this where it 'jumps' to other colors?
>>14074466i don't know how to make gifs friendim deeply sorry
How big should Kaguya's boobs be?
>>14074487Double HH cups
>>14074513>>14074511>>14074507These are pretty good>>14074496This is too small for paizuri
>>14074483Thats okay, thank you anyway
>>14074496This anon gets it, could be smaller, even.
>>14074531have a nigga koishi
>>14074525anything less than C is too small, C can at least be used
>>14074531also you can vector the image if you'd like
>>14074591I don't like this
>>14072991Out of this world.
>>14074622damn nigga smoke that kush
>>14074622couldn't help myself
>>14074513Are her boobs talking?
>>14074603That's like your opinion dude. Let me love tiny tits Kaguya and you are free to love whatever size Kaguya suits your fancy.
Like you're never good enough, no matter how good you are. Also she'd probably be constantly depressed and violent.
>>14074748Woah dudeThat image is LEWD and RUDE
>>14074435when you made sure you're not a faggot or a subhuman all is left to like is tits
>>14074435 _ ∩( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 I LOVE OPPAI!! ⊂彡
>>14072991She never wash her vag.
>>14072991Like having a normal boring japanese girlfriend who never ages and has a lot of hair for you to play with.
>>14076140>has a lot of hair for you to play with.That is the most important thing. I keep my own hair long even though it makes me look like a girl from behind just so I can play withit.
>>14076584Why are you okay with looking like a girl?
>>14076686He likes to play with his hair.
>>14076686Because I like having long hair more than I'm annoyed by people on occasion mistaking me for a girl?Besides, it only happens when people see me from behind, and then only rarely.
>>14076764Will you be my girlfriend?
>>14076818No, quit being a faggot.
>>14076902Stop crushing his dreams
>>14076905Fine, he can keep being a faggot, but I still won't be his girlfriend.I don't even know how that would work. I'm not even that girly looking except for my hair. No one could look at me from the front and mistake me for a girl.
>>14076908Sounds like you would lose to cock too.
Pretty great, knowing that the most beautiful woman on the planet is my girlfriend. It would also show how much you love her, because you had to complete her impossible requests.
>>14076908While long hair is a masculine thing by nature, seeing that male humans have not only more widely spread hair but also stronger hairgrowth, calling people faggots for wanting to fuck a feminine boy is utterly retarded.
Can immortals like kaguya get pregnant
>>14080585Are you asking for an explanation as to how someone becomes pregnant?
>>14074264Spread the pussy, shove bottle up against urethra.
>>14080755Of course not I know how babys are made
I want Kaguya to squeeze my balls
man while sex with kaguya sounds nice (hourai elixer probably makes it virginal every time, to boot) i feel like... eirin would probably be watching most of the time... and being in a relationship with kaguya might make me a target for mokou, and *I* am not immortal, so...
>>14080947But would Mokou actually try to kill you, or would she just bully you?
>>14080947>eirin would probably be watching most of the timeThat's actually kinda hot.
>>14072991Cute, soft times while funposting on /jp/ 24/7.Hell I bet she's the one who made this thread.
Kaguya is probably chubby, just sitting around all day being a NEET, playing video games and shitposting on the jaypee while snacking on pooky or something.