what would having kaguya as a girlfriend feel like

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Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:22:33 2015 No.14072991 [Reply] [Original]

what would having kaguya as a girlfriend feel like

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:28:53 2015 No.14073011 like fucking a virgin pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:38:56 2015 No.14073041 Ballbustingly painful

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:45:54 2015 No.14073059 I literally want to make her gargle on my cock until she pukes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:59:19 2015 No.14073094 >>14072991 two dimensional

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:18:07 2015 No.14073336 Lots and lots of smelly, sweaty, sticky sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:21:06 2015 No.14073342 File: 269 KB, 600x375, 1374180176531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072991 lazy, sweaty sex and eating rice right from the rice cooker at 2AM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:26:01 2015 No.14073356 I wish I looked cute like Kaguya. I want soft skin, a delicate girly body and a beautiful long and perfect hime-cut. Then I'd put on silky clothes and roll on the floor doing nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:31:39 2015 No.14073371 >>14073356 Would you at least let me fuck you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:32:21 2015 No.14073373 >>14073342 Eating rice late night is a fast ticket for gaining weight and bloated tummies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:35:27 2015 No.14073383 >>14073371 No, you would ruin my perfect princess attire. You can fuck the bunny instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:37:21 2015 No.14073388 >>14073373 >bloated tummies Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:39:15 2015 No.14073393 >>14073383 Can't you just get naked?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:43:22 2015 No.14073402 >>14073393 What about my hairdo? and it's difficult for a princess to get dressed again. Also, I would have to kill you afterwards. You only get the bunny. Man, don't come ruining my cute fantasy with your lewdness....

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:55:25 2015 No.14073421

>>14073402
>What about my hairdo?
I heard semen is a great hair conditioner.

>it's difficult for a princess to get dressed again
Then don't.

>I would have to kill you afterwards
I'd fug you so hard you wouldn't even remember what happened.

>don't come ruining my cute fantasy with your lewdness
You're the one who said you wanted to have a girly body.
What else are you gonna be good for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:57:30 2015 No.14073427 >>14073402 You can't win against my cock. I'll fuck you eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:59:52 2015 No.14073437 >>14073421 >I heard semen is a great hair conditioner. Just popping in to say this is extremely bad advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:11:18 2015 No.14073467 >>14073437 Now I'm curious. What happens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:12:45 2015 No.14073470 >>14072991 how we can persuade space-jin to make a fuckton more of these kaguyas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:16:35 2015 No.14073476 >>14073437 Are you replying because you tried it on Anon's suggestion and now regret your decision?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:17:36 2015 No.14073479 >>14073437 >>14073476 Wait, never mind. Should have looked at the timestamps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:19:16 2015 No.14073482 >>14073476 Wow, lewd!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:20:09 2015 No.14073486 File: 42 KB, 800x1137, more kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] more kaguya

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:22:21 2015 No.14073491 File: 490 KB, 900x651, 30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does her hair smell like? >>14073486 That body is too rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:23:49 2015 No.14073493 >>14073388 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:27:41 2015 No.14073499 File: 842 KB, 3500x2548, comm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073373 Best case scenario anon. Soft princesses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:28:28 2015 No.14073500 >>14073499 I wouldn't mind a chubby or even just slightly plump Kaguya but that's artist's style is awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:38:00 2015 No.14073520 File: 490 KB, 1500x1000, 42e1b30aaa8f45eb5a8f04f04dffb956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073499 >>14073500 Kaguya with a soft potbelly would be wonderous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:42:31 2015 No.14073523 >>14073499 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:42:58 2015 No.14073524 File: 724 KB, 1920x1200, 1407404466807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wake up See this What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:44:12 2015 No.14073527 >>14073524 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:44:14 2015 No.14073529 >>14073524 touch her nose boop

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:44:31 2015 No.14073532 >>14073523 /jp/ is /d/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:45:37 2015 No.14073534 File: 29 KB, 600x600, 23425436346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073523 >>14073520 >>14073499

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:53:46 2015 No.14073557 Is Kaguya the softest?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:54:15 2015 No.14073558 File: 11 KB, 600x600, another kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073534

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:56:24 2015 No.14073564 File: 234 KB, 1180x1400, 23436543657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073534 >>14073558 Kaguya gets the same picture, twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:59:57 2015 No.14073575 File: 72 KB, 1180x1400, monochrome kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073564 im actually making it monochrome

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:00:43 2015 No.14073579 >>14073575 Woah dude, that's pretty dank.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:03:05 2015 No.14073586 >>14073579 NOW YOU CAN DRAW ON IT OR COLOR IT IN WITH MS PAINT MY NIGGAINT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:12:21 2015 No.14073607 File: 49 KB, 1180x1400, kagyua.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073586 FUCKIN' A, MAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:13:59 2015 No.14073612 Im trying not to masturbate but this thread is making it difficult

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:45:25 2015 No.14073717 >>14073612 Why does Kaguya make you want to wank?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:48:25 2015 No.14073723 File: 96 KB, 1180x1400, 1441847541365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073607

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:54:08 2015 No.14073737 >>14073723 THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:03:44 2015 No.14073774 >>14073723 Black Tewi.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:11:57 2015 No.14073800 >>14073607 >>14073723 DAT'S GYOOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:17:01 2015 No.14073828 Does Kaguya's hymen repair itself each time it's torn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:19:23 2015 No.14073835 >>14073828 Only if she dies

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:36:06 2015 No.14073904 >>14073828 >>14073835 It auto-regenerates. Same with her anal virginity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:27:51 2015 No.14074155 File: 227 KB, 700x1851, piss bottle girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072991 like dealing with a thirteen thousand year old child, needs to be constantly entertained and cleaned up after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:34:29 2015 No.14074189 Why won't I have a gf that's like her /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:51:22 2015 No.14074264 >>14074155 Isn't that fairly difficult for girls? I can understand dudes pissing in bottles, but I thought girls had a harder time aiming and dribble over their vaginas if they fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:53:18 2015 No.14074269 >>14074264 I'm pretty sure it is. >>14074189 Cute boyfriend Kaguya would be better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:56:24 2015 No.14074282 >>14074269 i can b ur kaguya

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:01:57 2015 No.14074310 File: 155 KB, 800x900, 1433292094414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That Kaguya seems like a huge bitch but she's fucking gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:03:35 2015 No.14074316 File: 198 KB, 800x1000, 234543523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074282 Kinky dude >>14074310 She probably loves casual sex as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:04:29 2015 No.14074320 There's something about that hime cut that makes her look so good I wanna impregnate space jin's teruyo

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:08:43 2015 No.14074342 File: 39 KB, 800x900, kaaaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074310

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:10:47 2015 No.14074350 I wish I was a Kaguya with oppai and a soft body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:15:29 2015 No.14074369 File: 50 KB, 142x156, 141913253014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:18:06 2015 No.14074383 File: 257 KB, 613x800, 9ad7e2b1e6768dcf86a2138c8947a4ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074369 Hime cut

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:18:15 2015 No.14074385 Does Kaguya ever cut her hair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:19:39 2015 No.14074393 Who is this? Where is she from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:19:58 2015 No.14074396 >>14074385 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:21:17 2015 No.14074401 File: 25 KB, 707x860, color kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072991 I love doing this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:21:47 2015 No.14074405 I had a girlfriend with perfect himecut and she also was into cosplay but she had vaginismus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:23:14 2015 No.14074411 >>14074405 was she egyptian?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:23:34 2015 No.14074414 File: 543 KB, 725x777, 141913253028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074383 But there has to be more to it then just that, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:23:35 2015 No.14074415 >>14074405 Vaginismus, sounds GROSS AS HECK!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:24:35 2015 No.14074420 File: 181 KB, 283x333, 141913253036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074414 *Than... Fuck, I'm tired.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:24:53 2015 No.14074423 File: 223 KB, 750x975, 2fa35f4d48b4c175b0e24b2d3d0d1146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074414 Oppai and NEET life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:27:23 2015 No.14074433 >>14074405 I hope I find the perfect grill with the proper hime cut ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:27:27 2015 No.14074435 >>14074342 >>14074383 >>14074423 What's with jaypee and big breasts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:27:59 2015 No.14074437 >>14074435 This jaypee prefers BIG BUTTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:30:29 2015 No.14074452 File: 90 KB, 960x960, 11209441_1650231115209671_4237691446954977865_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074433

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:31:48 2015 No.14074457 File: 276 KB, 1024x768, 1426229516937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074452

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:31:58 2015 No.14074458 >>14074452 What is going to happen next in this image? Please don't hurt my Kugi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:32:55 2015 No.14074466 >>14074401 I don't suppose you'd do a gif version of this where it 'jumps' to other colors?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:35:59 2015 No.14074483 >>14074466 i don't know how to make gifs friend im deeply sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:36:36 2015 No.14074487 How big should Kaguya's boobs be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:37:44 2015 No.14074496 >>14074487 Preferabbly C-cup

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:39:40 2015 No.14074507 >>14074487 Double HH cups

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:40:20 2015 No.14074511 >>14074487 D-E cup

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:41:39 2015 No.14074513 File: 82 KB, 678x800, 1393679163086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074487 Huge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:43:47 2015 No.14074525 >>14074513 >>14074511 >>14074507 These are pretty good >>14074496 This is too small for paizuri

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:44:59 2015 No.14074531 >>14074483 Thats okay, thank you anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:45:39 2015 No.14074534 File: 413 KB, 500x554, 141913253012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074496 This anon gets it, could be smaller, even.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:46:38 2015 No.14074539 File: 19 KB, 800x670, NIGGA KOISHI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074531 have a nigga koishi

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:46:49 2015 No.14074541 >>14074525 anything less than C is too small, C can at least be used

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:48:23 2015 No.14074548 >>14074531 also you can vector the image if you'd like

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:00:00 2015 No.14074591 File: 754 KB, 970x909, 1412028901878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074487 Mosquito bites

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:04:45 2015 No.14074603 >>14074591 I don't like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:05:50 2015 No.14074605 >>14072991 Out of this world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:12:12 2015 No.14074622 File: 19 KB, 800x670, nigga koishi nigger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074539 wewe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:12:56 2015 No.14074623 >>14074622 damn nigga smoke that kush

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:26:58 2015 No.14074660 File: 20 KB, 800x670, 1441861932992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074622 couldn't help myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:41:02 2015 No.14074702 >>14074513 Are her boobs talking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:58:01 2015 No.14074748 File: 188 KB, 850x1214, 1440745435671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14074603 That's like your opinion dude. Let me love tiny tits Kaguya and you are free to love whatever size Kaguya suits your fancy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:06:23 2015 No.14074773 File: 289 KB, 520x416, 1438410163384.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like you're never good enough, no matter how good you are. Also she'd probably be constantly depressed and violent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:04:44 2015 No.14074961 >>14074748 Woah dude That image is LEWD and RUDE

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 06:59:11 2015 No.14075413 >>14074435 when you made sure you're not a faggot or a subhuman all is left to like is tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:21:07 2015 No.14075664 >>14074435 　 _ 　∩ (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　I LOVE OPPAI!! 　⊂彡

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:39:02 2015 No.14076063 >>14072991 She never wash her vag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:47:35 2015 No.14076078 File: 81 KB, 800x1070, 1388595828501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14076063 That's ok!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:08:03 2015 No.14076140 >>14072991 Like having a normal boring japanese girlfriend who never ages and has a lot of hair for you to play with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:49:46 2015 No.14076584 >>14076140 >has a lot of hair for you to play with. That is the most important thing. I keep my own hair long even though it makes me look like a girl from behind just so I can play withit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:33:20 2015 No.14076686 >>14076584 Why are you okay with looking like a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:59:36 2015 No.14076760 >>14076686 He likes to play with his hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:00:07 2015 No.14076764 >>14076686 Because I like having long hair more than I'm annoyed by people on occasion mistaking me for a girl? Besides, it only happens when people see me from behind, and then only rarely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:23:17 2015 No.14076818 >>14076764 Will you be my girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:02:52 2015 No.14076902 >>14076818 No, quit being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:06:29 2015 No.14076905 >>14076902 Stop crushing his dreams

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:09:25 2015 No.14076908 >>14076905 Fine, he can keep being a faggot, but I still won't be his girlfriend. I don't even know how that would work. I'm not even that girly looking except for my hair. No one could look at me from the front and mistake me for a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:11:45 2015 No.14076914 >>14076908 Sounds like you would lose to cock too.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:13:51 2015 No.14076918
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Pretty great, knowing that the most beautiful woman on the planet is my girlfriend. It would also show how much you love her, because you had to complete her impossible requests.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 13:21:37 2015 No.14080277 >>14076908 While long hair is a masculine thing by nature, seeing that male humans have not only more widely spread hair but also stronger hairgrowth, calling people faggots for wanting to fuck a feminine boy is utterly retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 13:26:30 2015 No.14080282 Can immortals like kaguya get pregnant

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 13:48:28 2015 No.14080330 File: 251 KB, 800x600, 1439931527701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14080282 of course!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 15:05:47 2015 No.14080585 >>14080330 How

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 15:50:28 2015 No.14080755 >>14080585 Are you asking for an explanation as to how someone becomes pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 15:53:49 2015 No.14080776 >>14074264 Spread the pussy, shove bottle up against urethra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 16:15:13 2015 No.14080838 >>14080755 Of course not I know how babys are made

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 16:24:17 2015 No.14080859 >>14073041 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 16:39:08 2015 No.14080894 I want Kaguya to squeeze my balls

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 16:58:40 2015 No.14080947

man
while sex with kaguya sounds nice (hourai elixer probably makes it virginal every time, to boot)

i feel like... eirin would probably be watching most of the time... and being in a relationship with kaguya might make me a target for mokou, and *I* am not immortal, so...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 17:08:04 2015 No.14080973 >>14080947 But would Mokou actually try to kill you, or would she just bully you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:23:25 2015 No.14081689 >>14080947 >eirin would probably be watching most of the time That's actually kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:07:31 2015 No.14087225 File: 326 KB, 800x1034, 51431066_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072991 Cute, soft times while funposting on /jp/ 24/7. Hell I bet she's the one who made this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:17:57 2015 No.14089097 Kaguya is probably chubby, just sitting around all day being a NEET, playing video games and shitposting on the jaypee while snacking on pooky or something.

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