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14072991 No.14072991 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

what would having kaguya as a girlfriend feel like

>> No.14073011

like fucking a virgin pussy.

>> No.14073041

Ballbustingly painful

>> No.14073059

I literally want to make her gargle on my cock until she pukes

>> No.14073094


two dimensional

>> No.14073336

Lots and lots of smelly, sweaty, sticky sex.

>> No.14073342
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lazy, sweaty sex and eating rice right from the rice cooker at 2AM

>> No.14073356

I wish I looked cute like Kaguya. I want soft skin, a delicate girly body and a beautiful long and perfect hime-cut.
Then I'd put on silky clothes and roll on the floor doing nothing.

>> No.14073371

Would you at least let me fuck you?

>> No.14073373

Eating rice late night is a fast ticket for gaining weight and bloated tummies.

>> No.14073383

No, you would ruin my perfect princess attire. You can fuck the bunny instead.

>> No.14073388

>bloated tummies


>> No.14073393

Can't you just get naked?

>> No.14073402

What about my hairdo? and it's difficult for a princess to get dressed again. Also, I would have to kill you afterwards. You only get the bunny.
Man, don't come ruining my cute fantasy with your lewdness....

>> No.14073421

>What about my hairdo?
I heard semen is a great hair conditioner.

>it's difficult for a princess to get dressed again
Then don't.

>I would have to kill you afterwards
I'd fug you so hard you wouldn't even remember what happened.

>don't come ruining my cute fantasy with your lewdness
You're the one who said you wanted to have a girly body.
What else are you gonna be good for?

>> No.14073427

You can't win against my cock. I'll fuck you eventually.

>> No.14073437

>I heard semen is a great hair conditioner.
Just popping in to say this is extremely bad advice.

>> No.14073467

Now I'm curious.

What happens?

>> No.14073470

how we can persuade space-jin to make a fuckton more of these kaguyas?

>> No.14073476

Are you replying because you tried it on Anon's suggestion and now regret your decision?

>> No.14073479

Wait, never mind. Should have looked at the timestamps.

>> No.14073482

Wow, lewd!!

>> No.14073486
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more kaguya

>> No.14073491
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What does her hair smell like?

That body is too rude.

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Best case scenario anon.

Soft princesses.

>> No.14073500

I wouldn't mind a chubby or even just slightly plump Kaguya but that's artist's style is awful.

>> No.14073520
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Kaguya with a soft potbelly would be wonderous.

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>> No.14073524
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Wake up
See this
What do?

>> No.14073527

ayy lmao

>> No.14073529

touch her nose

>> No.14073532

/jp/ is /d/!

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>> No.14073557

Is Kaguya the softest?

>> No.14073558
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>> No.14073564
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Kaguya gets the same picture, twice.

>> No.14073575
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im actually making it monochrome

>> No.14073579

Woah dude, that's pretty dank.

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>> No.14073612

Im trying not to masturbate but this thread is making it difficult

>> No.14073717

Why does Kaguya make you want to wank?

>> No.14073723
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>> No.14073774

Black Tewi.jpg

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>> No.14073828

Does Kaguya's hymen repair itself each time it's torn?

>> No.14073835

Only if she dies

>> No.14073904

It auto-regenerates. Same with her anal virginity.

>> No.14074155
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like dealing with a thirteen thousand year old child, needs to be constantly entertained and cleaned up after.

>> No.14074189

Why won't I have a gf that's like her /jp/?

>> No.14074264

Isn't that fairly difficult for girls? I can understand dudes pissing in bottles, but I thought girls had a harder time aiming and dribble over their vaginas if they fuck up.

>> No.14074269

I'm pretty sure it is.

Cute boyfriend Kaguya would be better.

>> No.14074282 [DELETED] 

i can b ur kaguya

>> No.14074310
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That Kaguya seems like a huge bitch but she's fucking gorgeous.

>> No.14074316
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Kinky dude

She probably loves casual sex as well

>> No.14074320

There's something about that hime cut that makes her look so good

I wanna impregnate space jin's teruyo

>> No.14074342
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>> No.14074350

I wish I was a Kaguya with oppai and a soft body.

>> No.14074369
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Why is she so perfect, /jp/?

>> No.14074383
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Hime cut

>> No.14074385

Does Kaguya ever cut her hair?

>> No.14074393

Who is this? Where is she from?

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>> No.14074401
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I love doing this shit

>> No.14074405

I had a girlfriend with perfect himecut and she also was into cosplay but she had vaginismus.

>> No.14074411

was she egyptian?

>> No.14074414
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But there has to be more to it then just that, right?

>> No.14074415

Vaginismus, sounds GROSS AS HECK!

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*Than... Fuck, I'm tired.

>> No.14074423
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Oppai and NEET life?

>> No.14074433

I hope I find the perfect grill with the proper hime cut ;_;

>> No.14074435

What's with jaypee and big breasts?

>> No.14074437

This jaypee prefers BIG BUTTS

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>> No.14074458

What is going to happen next in this image? Please don't hurt my Kugi.

>> No.14074466

I don't suppose you'd do a gif version of this where it 'jumps' to other colors?

>> No.14074483

i don't know how to make gifs friend

im deeply sorry

>> No.14074487

How big should Kaguya's boobs be?

>> No.14074496

Preferabbly C-cup

>> No.14074507

Double HH cups

>> No.14074511

D-E cup

>> No.14074513
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>> No.14074525

These are pretty good

This is too small for paizuri

>> No.14074531

Thats okay, thank you anyway

>> No.14074534
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This anon gets it, could be smaller, even.

>> No.14074539
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have a nigga koishi

>> No.14074541

anything less than C is too small, C can at least be used

>> No.14074548

also you can vector the image if you'd like

>> No.14074591
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Mosquito bites

>> No.14074603

I don't like this

>> No.14074605

Out of this world.

>> No.14074622
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>> No.14074623

damn nigga smoke that kush

>> No.14074660
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couldn't help myself

>> No.14074702

Are her boobs talking?

>> No.14074748
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That's like your opinion dude. Let me love tiny tits Kaguya and you are free to love whatever size Kaguya suits your fancy.

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Like you're never good enough, no matter how good you are. Also she'd probably be constantly depressed and violent.

>> No.14074961

Woah dude

That image is LEWD and RUDE

>> No.14075413

when you made sure you're not a faggot or a subhuman all is left to like is tits

>> No.14075664

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 I LOVE OPPAI!!

>> No.14076063

She never wash her vag.

>> No.14076078
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That's ok!

>> No.14076140


Like having a normal boring japanese girlfriend who never ages and has a lot of hair for you to play with.

>> No.14076584

>has a lot of hair for you to play with.
That is the most important thing. I keep my own hair long even though it makes me look like a girl from behind just so I can play withit.

>> No.14076686

Why are you okay with looking like a girl?

>> No.14076760

He likes to play with his hair.

>> No.14076764

Because I like having long hair more than I'm annoyed by people on occasion mistaking me for a girl?
Besides, it only happens when people see me from behind, and then only rarely.

>> No.14076818

Will you be my girlfriend?

>> No.14076902

No, quit being a faggot.

>> No.14076905

Stop crushing his dreams

>> No.14076908

Fine, he can keep being a faggot, but I still won't be his girlfriend.
I don't even know how that would work. I'm not even that girly looking except for my hair. No one could look at me from the front and mistake me for a girl.

>> No.14076914

Sounds like you would lose to cock too.

>> No.14076918
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Pretty great, knowing that the most beautiful woman on the planet is my girlfriend. It would also show how much you love her, because you had to complete her impossible requests.

>> No.14080277

While long hair is a masculine thing by nature, seeing that male humans have not only more widely spread hair but also stronger hairgrowth, calling people faggots for wanting to fuck a feminine boy is utterly retarded.

>> No.14080282

Can immortals like kaguya get pregnant

>> No.14080330
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of course!

>> No.14080585


>> No.14080755

Are you asking for an explanation as to how someone becomes pregnant?

>> No.14080776

Spread the pussy, shove bottle up against urethra.

>> No.14080838

Of course not I know how babys are made

>> No.14080859

underrated post

>> No.14080894

I want Kaguya to squeeze my balls

>> No.14080947

while sex with kaguya sounds nice (hourai elixer probably makes it virginal every time, to boot)

i feel like... eirin would probably be watching most of the time... and being in a relationship with kaguya might make me a target for mokou, and *I* am not immortal, so...

>> No.14080973

But would Mokou actually try to kill you, or would she just bully you?

>> No.14081689

>eirin would probably be watching most of the time
That's actually kinda hot.

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Cute, soft times while funposting on /jp/ 24/7.
Hell I bet she's the one who made this thread.

>> No.14089097

Kaguya is probably chubby, just sitting around all day being a NEET, playing video games and shitposting on the jaypee while snacking on pooky or something.

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