/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous of Brazil No.]

Dear Anonymous of Colombia,

If our countries get into a war, i'll be looking after you in the battlefield.

Regards,

Anom.

[Anonymous No.]

Chavez is too much of a commie chickenshit to actually do anything.

[Anonymous of Brazil No.]

>>140589

Well, in any cases, i alredy joined the army, just waiting until June to get my convocation.

[Anonymous No.]

chavez is from venezuela, mirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>140600

Yes

[Anonymous of Portugal !MIKU0ww8HQ No.]

Enjoy your 3rd world countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140639

Fuck you.

>>140585

Utter fail.

Also note that Colombia is destroying itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140639
>>Anonymous of Portugal
>>3rd world countries

[Anonymous No.]

>>140660
lol'd too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140585
Fail.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing will happen faggots

[Anonymous of Portugal !MIKU0ww8HQ No.]

>>140660
You see, there's a difference between fine western European countries and South American shitholes.

PS: Stop coming here, Brazil. We've had it with the flood of fucking uneducated Brazilian immigrants. Sure, we need people to work at McDonalds and clean the streets, but this is too much.

[Anonymous of Brazil No.]

>>140639

SOMEONE FROM PORTUGAL CALLING MY COUNTRY A 3RD WORLD ONE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>140596
"Anyone whos fucking stupid enough to join the army should be allowed. Even gays."

[Anonymous No.]

>>140678

Shut the fuck up, you dork. You had it coming. We are the fruits of your existence. Now endure it.

[Other Anonymous of Portugal !mGkIRHwTd6 No.]

Is this about anime?

[Anonymous of Portugal !MIKU0ww8HQ No.]

>>140683
See >>140678.

Seriously, take all the dirt poor scum from Minas Gerais back to your country of dirt and poor people. The only thing Brazil is good for is for holidays, a couple of Euros gets you treated like a king. Too bad that you will always be scared shitless, the odds of being robbed are far too high.

[Anonymous No.]

gb2 AIM chat fags. This has nothing to do with /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>140678fine western European countries

And by that you mean every western europian country except Portugal.

[Anonymous of Portugal !MIKU0ww8HQ No.]

>>140695
>europian
Can't spell and hates the Portuguese? You must be French.

[Other Anonymous of Portugal !mGkIRHwTd6 No.]

>Although being very high by world's average standards, Portugal's GDP per capita is among the lowest in Western Europe. However, research about standard of living by the Economist Intelligence Unit's (EIU) Quality-of-life Survey places Portugal as the country with the 19th-best quality of life in the world, ahead of other economically and technologically advanced countries like France, Germany, the United Kingdom and South Korea.

>In April 2007, The Economist described Portugal as "a new sick man of Europe".[1] During the same year, the unemployment rate in Portugal reached 8,4% - a two decades record high.

Confusing eh?

[Anonymous of Portugal !MIKU0ww8HQ No.]

>>140709
>the unemployment rate in Portugal reached 8,4%
Hooray for Socrates! Worst Prime Minister or worstEST Prime Minister ever?

Also, YHBT. I don't really hate Brazil, I just think it's funny as hell to act like extreme right wing fags who think immigrants are the cause of all problems on the Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread

[Anonymous of Fine Western European Country !!gv7QH6wGWGL No.]

All right, we'll give some land to the Frogs and the Nazis, but we DON'T WANT THE PORTUGUESE.

[Anonymous of Fine Western European Country !!gv7QH6wGWGL No.]

All right, we'll give some land to the Frogs and the Nazis, but we DON'T WANT THE PORTUGUESE.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: /n/

[Anonymous No.]

>>140718
The fuck is wrong with you? How the hell do you reference that? I don't even know the fuck that is! NOBODY DOES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>140735
lurk moar

[Anonymous of Scotland !!2wXD/1QAZLR No.]

Posting something for the sake of some sort of discussion.

Yumeko is a superior maid.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

Let's call them developping countries or countries of the south.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140585
Anon supports Venezuela

[Anonymous of Brazil No.]

>>140785

YOU support Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140785

Who's talking about Venezuela here? Can't you see this thread is about Colombia vs Brazil vs Portugal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>140802
No one cares about those countries. They're all failed states.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140801
And I am Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140805

Then why is this thread here?

[Anonymous No.]

Colombia is being backed by The Great Satan to wage war on Venezuela, that's why.

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

Colombia is a third world country. Calling us "in the way to development" and shit like that is like calling midgets children.

That said, this shit war right now is like watching Dr. Strangelove all over again. Only less funny.
Unluckily, I am the reinforcement army, like every male over 18, so if we do go into a war, we might look out for each other, Brazil.

Now, enough of this real world events in my 4chan, I come here to escape reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140843
As the OP to delete the thread then. (You know, the little button in the bottom right corner, marked delete?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>140843

How the hell will there ever be a Brazil x Colombia war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>140843
bullshit, if that was the case you wound be anon - your just lapping up the attention you ignorant fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>140863
>your just
Same illiterate guy who was hating on Colombia earlier today. What the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>140843
Go join FARC. That's the only honorable thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

gb2/n/

[Anonymous No.]

>>140910
i'm not so sure commie guerillas have internet access or tolerate 2D-pedophilia among their ranks

[Anonymous No.]

>>140912
The old /n/ is dead. Take a look. /n/ews is gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>140912
Read moot's postings on the news page. I dare you.

[Anonymous of Brazil No.]

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>140962
As do most male Brazilians, judging from the lisps.

[Anonymous No.]

Colombian military forces:
Land army- 208,417
Marine- 27,147
Air Force- 9,002
(also, if the US were to intervene, they would side with Colombia)

Venezuela:
Land army- 63,350
Marine- 17,500
Air Force- 11,500

These are just absolute numbers, but I guess that someone here has the upper hand.

[Anonymous of Peru !/qRwoUHthA No.]

Peru supports Ecuador, even though we lost at the last war we had against them...

[Anonymous No.]

come on now all you southern anons out there, do you really think you have what it takes to nuke out a guerilla force of professional militants that have been doing their thing for well over a decade now? really? just call the fucking yanks there, theyll do it if they can take peru over again

[StrayWolf !!WAKT8jz2yER No.]

>>140993
this sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>141012

The militants may have become pros over the years, but we have been fighting them all this time. We know them better than you do.

[MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM No.]

I always thought that, if Chavez were to start a real military operation, he would attack Guiana, an easy target that "rents" their territory covered by the Amazon forest for military training of US soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

lol @ Peru

[Anonymous No.]

>>140977
Not to mention that the Venezuelan forces, despite their recent arms acquisitions, have been undergoing a period of degradation in the quality of their military training while the Colombian armed forces have had to deal with a violent insurgency in their own country for the last 30 years. The Colombians have a significant defensive advantage, the only issue here is FARC, and the degree of disruption they could potentially inflict on the Colombian government and armed forces. I wouldn't be terribly worried though, the US has Colombia's back.