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14055694 No.14055694 [Reply] [Original]

'sup nerds?
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14055700

You fool.
>>14049780
Janny delete this please.

>> No.14055702

>>14055694
Goddammit OP, someone just noted at the end of the last thread that we already have another one up thanks to some retard.

>> No.14057042

I thought you should know this, someone seems to be messing with you.

>>>/u/1858373

>> No.14058955
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Pharaoh a best.

>> No.14061846
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14061846

Who shark daughteru here ?

>> No.14065163

For anyone who missed my writefag link before
http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=350

>> No.14065170

>>14065163
>Bob's hugbox
Fuck off.

>> No.14065402 [DELETED] 
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I want a chinese vampire.

>> No.14065548 [DELETED] 

It begins.

>> No.14065549

We finally deaded. Welcome to our new temporary home.

>> No.14065550
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14065550

(Free Yeti to a good home)

>> No.14065552 [DELETED] 

>>14057042
Why is this thing here too? Goddamn yurifags.

>> No.14065553 [DELETED] 

This is a femdom only rapemachine thread.

Maledom posters do not post.

>> No.14065556
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14065556

>Ain't got no time for bird sex~.
>I gotta fly~!

>> No.14065562
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>>14055694
Worst waifu.

>> No.14065564
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14065564

I want to create a city of mouse girls out of my own offspring

>> No.14065568

>>14065553
>not even fresh bait for the new thread
Not that I expected anything from you, mangina-kun.

>> No.14065569 [DELETED] 

I shall destroy all monsters

>> No.14065570

Why does the rest of /jp/ hate us?

>> No.14065571 [DELETED] 
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>>14065553
Stop posting any time.

>> No.14065572

>>14065170
>disregarding something based soley on where it came from
i bet you visit /pol/ to

>> No.14065574

>>14055694
Quick, post here before somebody makes a new thread!

>> No.14065576

>>14065550
I know a place just outside of Heaven.
>>14065556
Quick, tie her to a pole and tickle her with her own feathers until she gives up the secret of flying on a broom!

>> No.14065581

>>14065570
>why does the last 5-10 native /jp/sies hate one of the biggest things that killed the board?

Gee, anon.

>> No.14065582

>>14065570
Who cares?

>> No.14065584

>>14065570
Dunno.
As long as we keep to ourselves, and don't bother the other threads, we'll be fine, though.

>> No.14065585

>>14065170
>I write hugbox

Oh, cause in /monster/ they called me an edgelord for it not being hugboxxy enough.

Nothing satisfies anyone.

>> No.14065586

>>14065564
I'm going to impregnate all your daughterus!

>> No.14065591

>>14065574
That's not going to stop retards from being retarded.

>> No.14065592

>>14065576
Or just make her too heavy to fly by giving her a cream filling and putting a bun in her oven.

>> No.14065600

>>14065592
Impregnating a maid? Haruhmph.

>> No.14065601

>>14065586
>implying I haven't monopolized my man juice, due to my powerful maus industry, and impregnated all your daughterus before you could finish that post.

>> No.14065603
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14065603

The greatest love story ever told is finally translated!

>> No.14065608
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14065608

There is no arachne better than this

>> No.14065609
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>>14055694
More monster girls with dakimakuras, Kikis with a daki of their master to hug when he's away

>> No.14065612

>>14065603
>love story
>NTR
I can only assume you're being sarcastic.

>> No.14065613

>>14065603
Isn't this a story about cucking nd death?

>> No.14065615
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>>14065603
>After overcoming our racial differences

Absolutely disgraceful

>> No.14065616

>>14065592
I want to make a harpy too heavy to fly via impregnation and holst milk.

>> No.14065618 [DELETED] 

>>14065612
Of course he is.

>> No.14065620

>>14065608
Eh yeah, I guess she pretty good.

>> No.14065622

>>14065615
Hitler only hated rats, like jews and gypsy's.

>> No.14065625

>>14058955
at being not as good as Apophis

>> No.14065626

>>14065615
True degeneracy, I concur.

>> No.14065632

>>14058955
Pharaoh is an Alp and you like a boy!

>> No.14065634

>>14065625
Hopefully, we'll get one like this of her too.

>> No.14065635
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>>14065603

>> No.14065636

>>14065601
But then your second batch of daughterus will feel left out if you don't impregnate them as well, leading to a cycle of impregnation that will cause major overpopulation and possibly deformed offspring.

>> No.14065637

>>14065603

>doesn't put eggs in his butthole

what the fuck kind of bullshit mermaid is this

>> No.14065639 [DELETED] 
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>>14065625
I don't see undead grapesnakes anywhere.

>> No.14065642

>>14065613
>death
No, but there is daughteru dicking

>>14065612
>implying the fat guy™ doesn't genially love his waifu and daughteru
Fag

>> No.14065644

>>14065636
These things won't happen because my sperm is literally perfect.

>> No.14065649

>>14065642
he ntrs his wife with his daughter?

>> No.14065650

I want to marry Chubby Alp Senpai!

>> No.14065656

>>14065650
I want to form a marital union with over weight tomboy succubus senior!

>> No.14065657

I want to take my Wurm daughter to an amusement park!

>> No.14065658

>>14065650
>I want an unhealthy waifu
the fuck is wrong with you people? I mean I can understand fetish shit, but wanting a waifu who is living an unhealthy life style? Shit niggas, do you want her dead? /fit/, or at least on weight for BMI or gtfo unhealthy fags.

>> No.14065660

>>14065658
mamono mana means monster girls can be chubby and healthy though

>> No.14065661

>>14065658
/fit/ pls go.

>> No.14065662
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14065662

>"H-Hey baby, you thirsty? 'Cause I got something for you to drink"
>"Wait! I messed that up, let me try another."
>"Um- I've got ten things I need right now, and all of them are you."
>"No! That's dumb, one more time!"
>"Hey cutie, did yo know that once you go crow, you'll forever be aglow?'
>"Ah damn, I'm never going to get a boyfriend."

>> No.14065663

>>14065661
/fit/ pls stay and have some cake! We all know that they're Alps anyway! This is our chance!

>> No.14065664

>I want to X a chubby alp sempai ( >>14065650 )
>You will never be breastfed by a holst
>RNG -dere MG game
>Jorou-Gumo is best spider ( >>14065608 )
>Requesting artfag draw wolfgirl biting watermelon!

Did I miss any posts that get spammed at the starting hours of every new thread? (Except RNG game, that usually comes at the end of every thread).

>> No.14065665

I want to lick my waifu's toned midriff!

>> No.14065670

Whoever wrote the Twin Cubs story it was great, but will you continue to write what the Mom does to him?

>> No.14065672

>>14065662
You.
In my bed.
Now.

>> No.14065673
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Ka-Ku-En Riding on a segway!
Ka-Ku-En Riding on a segway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI

>> No.14065677

>>14065664
Well there's the crow tengu one post above yours.

Also that was the first pro-CAS post I've seen in like a month.

>> No.14065679
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>>14065664
Are you upset?

>> No.14065680

>>14065672
You're not supposed to fall for her you dork!

>> No.14065683
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>>14065635
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID MURDER!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID MURDER!

This should be Mero's theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxehyRH8Ec

>> No.14065684

>>14065665
Nice.

>> No.14065685 [DELETED] 

>>14065673
I'm going to smack that Kakuen butt.

>> No.14065686

>>14065680
It's too cute. I want to make sweet tender love to her.

>> No.14065687

>>14065664
RNGs tend to show up when the thread goes dead. It's a good way to get conversations going.

>>14065680
But anon, she's cute!

>> No.14065689

>>14065664
Maids are Olev.

>> No.14065690

>>14065662
I'd a socially awkward tengu. Then we can drop all of our spaghetti together.

>> No.14065692

>>14065690
Better clean it up fast, you'll never know when a Creepy Crawly is about.
Oh wait, you DO know! Because they stink so bad!

>> No.14065696
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>>14065664
I miss Oomukadoc and the threadly doses.

>> No.14065698
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14065698

I can't believe you heretics!

>> No.14065702

>>14065686
>>14065687
But she's a nerd that only knows about sex from smutty romance novels and hentai. She'll want to try all sorts of weird things out and she's a nerd!

>> No.14065703

>>14065692
Wow, you called that immediately. I'm impressed.
>>14065696

>> No.14065704

>>14065702
We can awkwardly experiment with our bodies together!
And you act like nerdy girls aren't olev.

>> No.14065706

>>14065692
They only thing that smells is fur.

And skunkgirls

>> No.14065709

>>14065696
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a Oomukade crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip her over on her back. The Oomukade lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

>> No.14065710

>>14065696
>disgusting shit color instead of delicous white.

>> No.14065711

>>14065706
And bugs that spread about a miasma of disease and depravity.

>> No.14065712

>>14065662
I want to make tender love to a nerveous mg!

>> No.14065713

>>14065709
You lost me at 'looking down'

>> No.14065714

>>14065710
>trying to start shit
Purple is the sexiest color, submit to it already.

>> No.14065715

>>14065710
Dark skin is the colour of lust.

>> No.14065720 [DELETED] 

>>14065715
It's the colour of shitskins and sand niggers.

>> No.14065721

>>14065709
What did you do to her arms?

>> No.14065722

There is nothing left here anymore. So very tired.

>> No.14065723

>>14065714
Purple is ok

>>14065715
dark skin is the color of poverty and terrorism

>> No.14065726

I want to to awoo~ at a werewolf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfYKbc1_a0

>> No.14065729

>>14065720
>>14065723
Do I sense the jelly of people who can't tan?

>> No.14065731

>>14065715
Truly.
It's why Egyptian girls are my favorite.

>> No.14065734

>>14065726
Micolash I swear to fucking Kos
Or for some, Kosm

>> No.14065735

>>14065723
>Year of our Lord MMXV
>Not knowing where our number system and algebra comes from

/pol/ plz.

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guys guys guys guys what kind of mg would quiet be and why is she so good

>> No.14065737

Crow Tengu promising that you'll always be together before grabbing a knife and using it to cut the wedding cake when?

>> No.14065739 [DELETED] 

>>14065726
I want to sneak up behind a Werewolf and rape her, making her my bitch for life!

>> No.14065740

>>14065729
Really? All I smell is potatos.

Course that's no difference.

>> No.14065744

>>14065735
Dunno who Al-Gabeera is, but 'murricans invented numbers to make sense of the taxes dem British tried to take from us, and then we's killed 'em, by God!
>>14065740
What's wrong with potatoes? I mean you eat all those POTATO chips and french fries, that's all taters.

>> No.14065747

>>14065740
>He doesn't like Potatoes
Anon, you're making the plant girls cry

>> No.14065750

>>14065737
>Murdering an innocent wedding cake
I could never love such a fiend!

>> No.14065753

>>14065736
Quiet? Ghosts are probably quiet, as are girtablilu, and an obedient Kobold.

>> No.14065754

>>14065736
a shitty MG who's worse than DD and all the canid MGs.

>> No.14065756

>>14065740
>Talking shit about potatoes
And here we see the Anonymous who lacks the skill to mash 'em, boil 'em, or put them in a stew

>> No.14065757

>>14065747
I like Red potatoes.

>> No.14065758
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>>14065744
It's a shot at Ireland

>> No.14065759 [DELETED] 

>>14065747
Plant girls are shit!

Shit!

>> No.14065762

>>14065750
The cake was delicious.

>> No.14065763 [DELETED] 
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What monstergirls make the for the best fodder-tier gangsters?

>> No.14065764

>>14065756
Stupid fat anon ruins it!
>>14065763
Not that goddess.

>> No.14065767

>>14065763
Anything tough or smug.

>> No.14065768

>>14065763
Goblins
Devils
Imps

>> No.14065769

>>14065736
Is this stupid /v/ creep from MGS, and prior from Splatoon, a relatively unique development, or did we also have stupid posts back in the day asking what monstergirls GLaDOS or Cortana would be?

>> No.14065770

>>14065736
1. Butterfly, Duh
2. She's not as good as DD

>> No.14065773

>>14065736
She's a plantgirl I guess.

>> No.14065774

>>14065763
Orcs goblins or onis

>> No.14065777

>>14065758
YOU LOOK STUPID

>> No.14065778
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>>14065769
MGS has always been relevant to these threads, newfriend.

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>>14065698

>> No.14065784

>>14065763
Orcs, goblins, biker mice, vanilla werewolves, anything that normally comes in a group would probablyfit well.

>> No.14065786 [DELETED] 

>>14065780
Nobody here deserves hugs, no matter how much they say how they want them.

>> No.14065790

>>14065786
B-but... I want the yeti...

>> No.14065791

>>14065778
Speaking of MGS, did anyone cap all those monstergirls we fultoned last thread? Or was it the thread before that?
How would some of the more powerful monstergirls react to being fultoned?

>> No.14065793

>>14065663
>This is our chance!
You fool, we need to get them laid and showered in MAMONO MANA first! Quick, someone dig us a snake pit!

>> No.14065794

>>14065778
>One reference, from one chapter, from one manga involving monster girls.

That's a very loose definition of relevant. By that logic the furry-type girls in EMG which show up in multiple chapters would make furries very relevant to /mgt/.

>> No.14065798 [DELETED] 

>>14065790
Too bad, you don't deserve it.

You don't deserve monster girls.

>> No.14065804

>>14065798
Why do you say these things?

>> No.14065806

>>14065784
>Biker mice
You laugh at them on their tiny machines until the take off and ditch your supersport.

And then they come back and rape you.

>> No.14065811 [DELETED] 

>>14065791
There were a fuck-ton of posts to screencap, and I made at least two.

>> No.14065812
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>>14065763
For a Dragon/Ryu Yakuza? Lizards in suits.

>> No.14065814
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>>14065791
Everything reacts to getting fultoned the same way.
>>14065794
>One reference, from one chapter
You mustn't tell lies.
>derp, furries!
What is it that you want? That nothing good ever happens to anyone again?

>> No.14065815

>>14065790
Everybody wants the Yeti but there's not enough to go around, and that's why people either die in the mountains or get swept up by a lonely Yuki-onna or clumsy Wendigo

>> No.14065819

>>14065794
You want to talk about furries? Go ahead. Or not. Pls dont.

>> No.14065823

>>14065791
>Fulton a Baphomet
>"Snake, you're mission's been aborted. You're to come back to Mother Base immediately."
>Snake comes back to base and follows Ocelot into the debriefing room
>There's a man in a suit and tie standing next to the Baphomet
>"Mr, Snake is it? Why don't you have a seat over there?"

>> No.14065825

>>14065780
>You deserve hugs

I've been wondering. Why didn't the guy who made that just get a screencap of a later part of that video where there's a guy holding a sign saying exactly that?

I mean it'd have been better to have yeti with that sign next to the palading with the smiting sign in the same picture.

>> No.14065827

>>14065814
I think we all know the reason MGS is talked about so much in here isn't because of one (or two) references in an MGE manga. Otherwise games featuring monstergirls like MGQ or Splatoon would get tenfold the discussion.

More like it's just a flimsy excuse to shoehorn /v/ interests into the thread.

>> No.14065828

>>14065815
>there's not enough to go around
Attention all yeti husbands! Please make more yetis!

Thank you,

The Rest of the World

PS:if your wives could still be so kind as to stop us from dying on our quest that would be swell too.

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>>14065823
Please, child soldiers are nothing new at Mother Base. Consider, for example, Gray Fox.
>>14065827
>this always been how the threads have been
>but now that I'm here I'm going to clean up the system and fuck anyone who tries to stop me!
Okay.

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Time to conquer feudal japan in the name of my waifu

>> No.14065837

>>14065825
Perhaps you should ask him?

>> No.14065838

>>14065835
She can do it!

>> No.14065841 [DELETED] 

>>14065823
Oh, the Baphomet came with a new bonus recruit, I totally hope he doesn't happen to speak Kikongo for some contrived reason.

>> No.14065845

>>14065649
No no no.

It's the story of a fat man who impregnates a mermaid, who for some reason lives with a wimpy little boy who wants to be a genderless merman.

Fatman later on is implied to impregnate his daughteru too. It's kinda NTR-y cause the wimpy human->mermaid kid fingers his wife and shit, but that never satisfies her at all.

>> No.14065848

>>14065815
>Implying married Yetis wouldn't save travelers.
Out with your blasphemous lies.

>> No.14065850

>>14065791
>tfw onl learned what "fultoning" was today
>tfw must buy MGSV now

>> No.14065851

>>14065850
>hasn't played Peace Walker
Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.14065858

>>14065833
>this always been how the threads have been
>but now that I'm here I'm going to clean up the system and fuck anyone who tries to stop me!

Please review the previous comment thread. There was no request that all MGS references stop, so no need to create a strawman caricature of one for your argument.

I was just pointing out it's a pretty flimsy lie to argue that that MGS' popularity is due to a one or two EMG references. Because by that logic, any games featuring monstergirls in large numbers like MGQ would have far more discussion being they are far more relevance.

>> No.14065864

>>14065858
People don't like MGQ. Do you know why? Vore and death and abominations don't make for good MG-material.

>> No.14065866

>>14065815
>clumsy Wendigo
I'll take her.

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>>14065864
>abominations don't make for good MG-material
You take that back!

>> No.14065873

>>14065858
>is this stupid /v/ creep
>or did we have stupid posts back in the day
Anon, you obviously are upset about this.

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>>14065864
Have to admit, like 80% of the girls were shit.

Still it gave us things like Granberry

>> No.14065878

>>14065848
What if it's cuddles time in front of the fireplace and she can't go out? It is always cuddles time

>> No.14065880

>>14065878
Lives are at stake, anon. It's not like good husbands grow on trees.

>> No.14065884

>>14065873
>Calling something stupid means they're angry.

You make me so angry I want to shout poopyhead. What I actually meant to is "glorious people's video game of excellent quality and fun times creep."

>> No.14065890

You know, it just occurred to me: with the (relatively) recent additions of Wendigos and Mindflayers, both of which transform their husbands into monster-like beings--

Did KC manage to sneak monsterboys in the MGE setting without /mgt/ imploding?

>> No.14065892 [DELETED] 

>>14065890
We've already had this discussion.

>> No.14065895

>>14065890
slowpoke & bait

>> No.14065896

>>14065890
No, you obviously weren't paying attention.

>> No.14065899

>>14065890
The bait goes on the hook, anon. You don't throw the empty hook in.

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I want Rachnee to grab my penis and whisper into my ear that I'm all hers!

>> No.14065902

>>14065890
Welcome to two centuries ago

>> No.14065904

>>14065890
Silly anon. No baits for you.

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>>14065890
>Anon in charge of keeping up with the times

>> No.14065907

>>14065892
>>14065895
>>14065896
>>14065899

In all fairness, some of us have real life stuff going on or just get bored and leave /mgt/ for a while.

So what was the end consensus then? Do they not count as monsterboys or something?

>> No.14065912

>>14065907
I think we can all agree that you're a faggot.

>> No.14065914

>>14065907
The consensus was that we don't talk about it.

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>>14065900
I'd rather have her tie my arms behind my back and forcefully suck my dick until I'm a twitching overstimulated mess.

>> No.14065925

>>14065880
Canada's ERT has a special mountain rescue division with highly trained CQC Yetis on call, the Yeti wife wants 5 more minutes of hugs

>> No.14065926
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I need content, hellhound content. Please post greentexts, writefag shit, and pictures. Whatever you've got, I'd really appreciate it.

>> No.14065934

>>14065926
Yeah, there's not nearly enough. Got popular about a week ago for some reason.

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>>14065926
I have this from eons ago.

But I'll delete it soon since I don't want to affect the image limit.

>> No.14065938

>>14065935
Incest. Get out. And take that shit with you.

>> No.14065947

>>14065938
>not dicking your daughteru
You gay, son?

>> No.14065948

>>14065938
>implying

>> No.14065949

>>14065926
>>14065934
There's plenty already, just not a lot recent. Hellhounds became one of those oversaturated MGs that were so frequently posted about that it began turning people off and they fell out of favour. Just check the story archives or something.

>> No.14065950 [DELETED] 

>>14065938
I think it's implied that the Hellpup is adopted. Also:
>not liking incest

>> No.14065952

>>14065938
Boy, you sure are trying hard.

>> No.14065956

>>14065907
>>14065912
This.

>> No.14065958

>>14065947
>Cucking your wife

>> No.14065961

>>14065958
It's not cucking if I fuck them both.

>> No.14065963

>>14065958
You can't cuck your wife if you're fucking your wife.
Because your daughter is your wife.

>> No.14065968 [DELETED] 

>>14065958
What if he doesn't have a waifu in the first place?

>> No.14065969

>>14065907
They get the same treatment as EMG monsterboys or any other monsterboys.

>We do not post them here or there. We do not post them anywhere.
>What if they like it in the butt? Is their wife a cheating slut?
>Do not post them Shit I Am. This thread's for monsters with a clam.
>Could I hug them in a box? Could I post them with a fox?
>...

Etc.

>> No.14065970

I want to disgust potential monster girl rapists by wearing cardboard wings and fake horns/ears!

>> No.14065974
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>> No.14065975

>>14065961
You're right, it's cheating. Do you think your wife would be happy sleeping in the bed alone as she listens to your daughteru's bed squeak from the next room over?

>> No.14065977

>>14065970
Yeah, I guess Alps would be really hated.

>> No.14065979

>>14065975
>implying we all don't sleep in one big bed
Get a load of this faggot.

>> No.14065980

>>14065864
>People don't like MGQ.
Speak for yourself

>> No.14065982

>>14065970
Satirical bait aside, this anon may be on to something.

Fake boobs, a kilt, and pretending to be an Alp would potentially be great rape defense.

>>14065975
By most definitions polygamy isn't cheating in the sense borrowing money from a bank is not the same as robbing it.

>> No.14065983

>>14065977
It's not gay to fuck a stage 2/3 Alp.

>> No.14065985

>>14065982
That could work if you don't have a particularly strong man musk like me.
Fuck.

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>>14065974
Side-boob overalls are a blessing.

>> No.14066001
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Why are elins such fucking sluts?

>> No.14066005

>>14066001
It's not their fault, anon. Their butts just won't quit!

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>>14066001
Same reason why Squirrel girls are such sluts.

They just are.

>> No.14066010

I want to molest a kobold's tail.

>> No.14066013

>>14066009
Canon slut.

>> No.14066017 [DELETED] 

>>14066013
Child molester too.

Thanks Kagura.

>> No.14066020

You order a Kobold not to move when you molest her to orgasm, and she fails to follow your command.

How do you "punish" her?

>> No.14066021

>>14065969
That's as bad as the "liking lolis is like eating unbaked cookie dough" metaphor You do remember how that book ended, right?

I don't support monsterboys or anything, but yeesh.

>> No.14066025

>>14066009
I want to hide my nuts in her.

>> No.14066026

>>14065975
What's stopping her from joining in?

>> No.14066027

>>14066020
Do it again until she can get it right.

>> No.14066031

>>14065907
They're just monsters.

Monsterboys can still be disregarded by the thread as they don't happen in the MGE outside of Sabbath/Lich experiments, like all the other fetishes the setting doesn't normally support.

>> No.14066033

>>14066021
It's just a joke. Don't read too much into it. If anything it's satire of what pushers of various crap think they can do if they keep it up long enough.

>> No.14066034

>>14066020
Keep doing it until she gets it right
This may or may not lead to eventual dickings
I am not responsible for my actions

>> No.14066035

>>14066026
Because he just wants to spend time with his daughter, and turns his wife down when she asks because he's too tired.

>> No.14066040

a while back people said i should listen to the way people around me talk to get a better grip on my dialogue.

the south london way of talking is kinda hard to put into words..

>> No.14066042

>>14066013
>>14066017
To be fair, given her later reactions to him, I'd say it's likely that her experience with Kagura just ruined men for her. Thus why she sticks to molesting other girls and little boys.

>> No.14066044

>>14066035
>Because he just wants to spend time with his daughter, and turns his wife down when she asks because he's too tired.
Wow, what a fag. Good thing that doesn't happen to incubi husbands.

>> No.14066045

I want to hop on a soldier beetle's back and graze my way through a storm of bullets!

>> No.14066047 [DELETED] 

>>14066042
I wish I could go back and stop Kagura from existing.

Him and Celica.

>> No.14066049

>>14066045
>Wanting to use your waifu as a literal shield to absorb bullets

Husbandu of the year award, everyone.

>> No.14066050

>>14066033
But Sam I Am was RIGHT. Is this some form of reverse shilling? Am I being green ham and baited? Are you going to respond to this post pretending to be another poster saying "Sam did nothing wrong" or something?

>> No.14066051

>>14066049
We're both fine as long as none of them touch my hitbox!

>> No.14066052

>>14066049
There's nothing wrong with using you're waifu as a meat shield provided she's of the right species. This is what wurms, vanilla dragons and slimes were meant for.

>> No.14066054

>>14066047
are you like me and think that they practically raped the story?

>> No.14066058

>>14066050
The last post indicated that somebody who wanted to post monsterboys or whatever THINKS they are Sam I Am. That if they just keep spamming whatever fetish that they'll be right in the end and everyone will admit how great it is.

THAT'S what meant by satire.

>> No.14066060

>>14066058
Don't try to false flag me buddy, I see through your lies.

You realize I'm messing around too, right?

>> No.14066062 [DELETED] 

>>14066054
Yes.

>> No.14066063

>>14066021
>That's as bad as the "liking lolis is like eating unbaked cookie dough" metaphor You do remember how that book ended, right?

What the hell sort of book are you two arguing about?

>> No.14066067

>>14066063
Green Eggs and Ham, of course. It's a Doctor Seuss story.

What country are you from?

>> No.14066068

>>14066047
Eh, Celica's not so bad imo...Kagura can eat a bag of dicks and fuck off though.

Hibiki can stay though.

>> No.14066069

>>14066060
I've dealt with too many genuine idiots to tell what's real or a joke anymore. That sort of humor never goes over well here because of that sort of thing really.

>> No.14066081
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is there something with a story that goes like this:

>Human adventurer MC
>travels with a group of companions
>one of those companions is a QT love interest
>she considers herself a shoe-in for the MC-Bowl
>but then: MC rescues/finds monster girl
>she joins group too
>MC and MG develop feeling for each other and become a couple
>female love interest gets ass-ravaged and starts spouting shit about how she deserves MC and how the other girl is a monster
>MC defends MG and affirms that he loves her
>female love interest goes full yandere/psycho/bitch mode

anything close?

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>> No.14066094

>>14066081
>NTR
>Human girl is the yandere cute one, not the MG

Nope. Don't think I'd have missed something like that.

>> No.14066100

>>14066081
Have you been watching Rokka no Yuusha anon?

>> No.14066102

>>14066068
for me its the reverse, three story routes and she took centre stage in all of them when there's a hole bunch of crap we could have focused on, like amane's importance to the plot, or more bullet without having to resort to a expansion.

>> No.14066104

>>14066081
I don't think so, but you have my interest.

>> No.14066110

>>14066088
>Nurse outfit
Doc, I think I may be sick
There seems to be something strange going on below my waist. Something feels really hard and it's really painful

>> No.14066111

>>14066094
How is it NTR? The love interest considered getting with MC as an inevitability but he never reciprocated her feelings. Does that still count as NTR?

>> No.14066117

>>14066100
no, why? are they similar?

>> No.14066119

>>14066117
Incredibly so so far.

>> No.14066125

>>14066119
but not a monster girl I assume? a loli or weirdo girl instead?

I'll pick it up.

>> No.14066126

>>14066081
I reminds me of this one comic where the hero marries the demon general and pisses off the healer
dammit i want to find it now.

>> No.14066127

>>14066125
QT human girl is a cosplay-tier bunny girl (has bunny ears, but otherwise looks and acts perfectly human).

>> No.14066128

>>14066125
Expect the show to go nowhere for 10 episodes.

>> No.14066129

>>14066119
Bunny girl is the seventh. Cat boy dies.

>> No.14066132

>>14066125
Two of them, actually.

Useless Bunny is pretty damn hot, albeit useless.

>> No.14066140

>>14066125
Go watch it anon, find out for yourself.

>> No.14066142

>>14065804
Behold, for I have at last escaped the revolting entrapment that is the Yeti pit! The despair crusade continues!

>> No.14066147

>>14066125
>but not a monster girl
Fremy is half kyouma
she used to have a horn bu now she just has a scar from when she removed it

>> No.14066148

>>14066147
>Spoilers
Nice. Way to drop a major plot reveal for someone who hasn't watched yet.

>> No.14066153

>>14066148
meh, by the time i get round to watching it ill have forgotten

>> No.14066160

>>14066062
nice to see someone on my side. its like kasumi's DOA4 ending, tits and being cool will not save you, bad story is bad story

>> No.14066175

>>14066081
Is it that one with the whole "Demon King Clive" bit where it turns out he's hung like a fucking cannon?
And doesn't the yandere girl end up in the hospital?
I can't remember the name either but I think I know what you're talking about.

>>14066094
>NTR
if I remember correctly, she ends up failing horribly

>> No.14066177

>>14066148
That was revealed like a month ago in the anime.
If you were really interested in it, you would have watched or read it by now, so how long are people not allowed to talk about something in order to not spoil people who obviously aren't even that interested?

>> No.14066179

>>14066177
>Everyone must watch every anime episode the week it airs.

This isn't /a/

>> No.14066181

I'm starting to think a lot of you guys post in those Overlord threads on /a/. I recognize a couple at least.

>> No.14066185

>>14066175
I wasn't talking about a specific story, I just came up with an idea and wondered if there was anything similar.

>> No.14066186

>>14066181
I want to give a bunch of anons in this thread a great big bear hug!

>> No.14066187

>>14066181
One of our drawfriends posts there for sure. I go but I just mostly lurk for LN discussion and subs for the specials.

>> No.14066189

>>14066175
It was part of a larger H-Manga tank which also contained the story of a pair of incestuous kitsune.

The majority of the manga though, was focused on an adorable little zombie nurse.

>> No.14066190

>>14066179
Of course you don't have to, but anyone who is actually interested in something wouldn't wait months to actually check it out.

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>>14066181
Why are girls in full plate so fucking sexy?

>> No.14066201

>>14066148
You call that a spoiler?
There are eight heroes. Rabbitch is an evil furry. Fremy killed Adlet's sister. L dies.
How do you like them surprise boxes?

>> No.14066202

>>14066190
He literally discovered it an hour ago, anon. In this thread. Scroll up. Also,

"Wah, he wasn't interested enough to research and pre-screen the 30 animes each season! He doesn't deserve to enjoy anime because he doesn't want it badly enough!"

Christ, your autism is really showing.

>> No.14066205

>>14066195
Because they look better than those cheap whores in cheaper chrome lingerie.

>> No.14066209

>>14066181
You recognize?

>> No.14066214

im stuck in this house all day due to this blasted migraine.
it even hurts to laugh

>> No.14066216
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i want to imouto this dragon

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>>14066214
I'm not sorry about anything hurt by this.

>> No.14066225

>>14066216
I want to pin her in my lap and polish her horns.

>> No.14066229

>>14066222
you absolute bastard, im gonna fell that for a hour

>> No.14066230

>>14066225
>Trying to force someone strong enough to bite through steel to place their sharp, armored horns near your groin.

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.14066231

>>14066202
Got anything that's not hyperbole?

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>>14066222
I love bug battles
partly because centipedes usually dominate

>> No.14066234

>>14066230
I've got lovearmor, everything will be fine. Worst case scenario I become a star and don't show up again until the next episode.

>> No.14066235

>>14066233
CREEPY CRAWLY
R
E
E
P
Y

>> No.14066236

>>14066231
It's a legitimate point. It's not exactly reasonable for someone to expect a non-/a/ anon to automatically follow every potential seasonal anime the season its released, or even to know about most or the majority of animes and whether he'd find them interesting.

It's like coming here from /tv/ and dropping movie spoilers because any "real" fan would have gone to see it the opening weekend.

>> No.14066237

>>14066233
Centipedes are fucking overpowered in bug battles
Everyone's having fun and having a good time pitting a mutated 20" Japanese wasp against the Stag "The Wall" Beetle when some ass showed up with a Centipede

>> No.14066238

Sex with waifu! Rough? Soft? You choose now!

>> No.14066239

>>14066233
>Fast
>Can literally trample their prey
>Spiders are their bitch
>Snakes get eviscerated
>Keeps themselves groomed from the last kill
>Asian folklore fear them since they munch on dragons

Is there anyone who can take her on?

>> No.14066240

>>14066238
Why not both? Rough sometimes, gentle and loving at others.

>> No.14066242

>>14066238
Yes! At same time! Waifu good, waifu smart, waifu make happen!

>>14066239
An Anon with a newspaper and an angry glare?

>> No.14066244

>>14066239
>Rapes Scorpirons
>Rapes snakes and steals their money
>Evicts Spiders by force
>They are Stag Beetle's Kryptonite
>Fucking fast
They're really overpowered

>> No.14066247

>>14066236
Well then what's the cutoff? How long are people not allowed to talk about something before it's finally considered free game? Right now I've got people saying that 2 months is too soon, so what's the cutoff here? Can we talk about Etotama or is it still too soon for that too?

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That guy playing with Papi through the window cracked me up. Was he on the manga? I can't remember.

>> No.14066250

>>14066244
But the boys still hate them.

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>>14066239
A challenger approaches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr4Oo3T2yYQ

>> No.14066252

>>14066249
>He doesn't recognize Bike Cop

>> No.14066254

>>14066238
How about I cash in my paid leave days at work for an entire week, and spend the entire time revisiting every room of the house with her ass prints against them.
By the time we're done, the Maid Agency will have a field day sending someone to clean love stains on the fucking roof.

>> No.14066258

>>14066238
Having a waifu with amazing hip control will net you terribly insane consequences.

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>>14066252
HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT

>> No.14066266

>You will never have a wurm for a little sister

>> No.14066267

>KC wants to try practicing comics after MGE-2
Downside this may impact his potential of developing a game...

>> No.14066268

>>14066244
>Rapes Scorpirons
But it got rekt by scorpion

>> No.14066269

>>14066247
It's literally still airing anon. It'd be like dropping spoilers for a newly released movies.

When we're talking about 30-mins-a-week of anime content, a few weeks or months isn't exactly a long time. But if you want to talk about stuff so badly without consideration of spoilers, just go to /a/ and the relevant thread. At least there people who don't want spoilers can avoid them, and not have them dropped unexpectedly in totally random threads.

>> No.14066271

>>14066249
>animehaven.org
You trying to bait me here?

>> No.14066272

>>14066267
I don't know, if we learned anything by KC's MM it's that him doing a manga/doujin is a really erotic and good idea

>> No.14066274

>>14066247
>what's the cutoff
Two weeks usually

>> No.14066276

>>14066266
I would spoil her rotten with head pats and pies.

>> No.14066278

>>14066040
>South london way of talking
My brain decided to give me a scary though of a MG tryrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=578E7p-3tMI

>> No.14066284

>>14066238
Why not both?
But seriously, while I love vanilla sex as much as the next love freak, I do like the idea of wild rough passionate sex with a hellhound.

>> No.14066285

>>14066276
Was she originally a thickwurm, or did you turn her into one from a normal wurm?

>> No.14066286

>>14066262
Bike Cop needs a nice monstergirl partner to calm him the fuck down.
I mean that guy has nerves of fucking wet tissue.

>> No.14066287

>>14066269
>without consideration
Buddy, this is 4chan.
Besides, I'm not going to tiptoe around everything just in case someone gets mad about seeing spoilers for something that they were maybe going to watch sometime.

>>14066274
Well good then. The show started airing 2 months ago and the episode that revealed she's a Kyouma aired 5 and a half weeks ago.

>> No.14066288

>>14066271
Plz no bully.

>> No.14066289

>>14066285
Probably the latter.
No way I could say no to her pouty face with it's puffed up cheeks and little glare.

And the super strength.
Can't forget the super strength.

>> No.14066290

>>14066271
Not all of us can download anime to our computers anon.

>> No.14066292

>>14066276
That's no good, anon. You gotta make her work for that stuff. She needs to burn off those pie calories.

>> No.14066294

>>14066268
>implying Centipedes can't defeat the Stag Beetles bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q88bJFeMcCo

>> No.14066297

>>14066290
If you can't download it then how do you stream?

>> No.14066301

>>14066292
Come on Anon, can you tell her no when she wraps around your leg, looks up at you with big, puppy dog eyes, and tells you that she wants another piece of pie?

>> No.14066304

>>14066297
Anon I think you've misunderstood.
Not all of us have enough memory on our computers to download anime.
You don't need to download shit to stream anime.

>> No.14066307

>>14066304
>You don't need to download shit to stream anime.
So I am being baited, good to know.

>> No.14066308

>>14066301
I can tell her she better do some exercise before she gets it.

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HEH

>> No.14066310

>>14066307
That, or he doesn't know how all of this shit works.

>> No.14066315

>>14066308
So, 3 sets cuddling Onii-chan for 5 reps?

>> No.14066316

>>14066315
Some REAL exercise.

>> No.14066317

>>14066304
>Not all of us have enough memory on our computers to download anime.

When you can get 5tb archive quality drive for $130, you don't have a ton of excuses. I had to get a new media drive as my old 2tb external was crapping out on me after about five years.

>> No.14066318
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>>14066309
Draco is cute!

>> No.14066320

>>14066316
What about, lightly, beating on oniichan's chest until he listens?

>> No.14066326

>>14066320
Not real exercise

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What Monster Girl flavor selection can we expect next?

I want to have a Gigantes as a homestay, so they can make my house massive.

>> No.14066335

Since centipedes are known to kill tarantulas in the wild due to competition for prey, do you think Oomukade attack Ushi-Oni to scare them away from men?

>> No.14066337

>>14066326
Well, I guess she could go play with the kobold pup next door for a while to work it off.
Then she could invite her friend over for pie!

>> No.14066338

>>14066332
Lizard or Demon.

>> No.14066339

>>14066335
>Oomukade putting Ushi-Oni in the crossface
That's pretty sick.

>> No.14066341

>>14066294
>That moment when the scorpion is desperately trying to sting it when it was on top/biting it
Christ

>> No.14066342

>>14066338
I would like Lizard.

>> No.14066347

>"He's my man! Get lost skank!"
>"OSU!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34FSI2HKPY

>> No.14066352

>>14066341
>What humans can't hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAdGv89e0sE

>> No.14066353

>>14066337
Acceptable, I suppose
Maybe she'll even get some ice cream with it if she's out there long enough

>> No.14066355

>>14066332
gigantess-kun is moe and has nice feet.

It feels bad that you wouldn't be able to pleasure her with your tiny humie dick.

onis are the best.

>> No.14066359

>>14066332
I wanna teach a Gigantes to unwind and have fun with people

>> No.14066362

>>14065585
He refers to that place, not your writing.

>> No.14066367

>>14066355
>It feels bad that you wouldn't be able to pleasure her with your tiny humie dick.

Then you better put on some scuba gear and lube up, because you're about to go in DEEP.

>> No.14066373

>>14066278
I think a minotaur or somekind of bully lillim could act like that.
but your right that is worrying.

>> No.14066377

>>14066347
>Stag Beetles
>AKA the original inventors of the German suplex

>> No.14066382

>>14066359
>Decide to show her a good time by taking her to a themepark.
>Too big for all the rides.
>Buy her ice cream, but it's barely larger than her fingernail.
>She missteps and accidentally crushes a hotdog stand.

Life isn't easy for Gigantes-chan.

>> No.14066395

>>14066382
>Gigantes-chan sitting in her cave (It's the only thing big enough to fit her
>She's curled into a ball and crying to herself
>Anon enters the cave to see her crying
>When he takes a step closer, she yells at him to go away
>He asks her why
>"Can't you see, Anon? I'm a monster! A freak of nature!"
>She continues to cry to herself
Gigantes' have more crippling self esteem than Monoeyes.

>> No.14066396

>>14066267
I just hope he doesn't drop releasing profiles.

>> No.14066397

>>14066395
>>14066382
Please don't turn Giantess into another meme-waifu.

>> No.14066399

>>14066396
Of course not. He's said he wants to do at least 500, if he can.

But he'll likely slow down from 1 a week once MGE-2 comes out.

>> No.14066401

>>14066397
But Gigantes is cute, Anon!

CUTE!

>> No.14066402

>>14066397
What are you even talking about?

>> No.14066405

>>14066382
>Not taking her to a movie
>Or a concert
>Or the theatre
>Or any of the other dozens of things you could do where being that big wouldn't matter
Step your game up Anon

>> No.14066410

>>14066402
>>14066401
I know she's cute, but I don't want you turning every signle Gigantess into a crying, clumsy moeblob or a bully punching-bag..

>> No.14066413

>>14066405
>Taking your Gigantes waifu to a drive in theatre
Sounds divine. Think of it: Sitting on top of her head/shoulders to get the best seats in the house

>> No.14066414

>>14066332
Plants probably

>> No.14066418

>>14066413
Sitting so you don't block the projector is the trick though.

>> No.14066423

>>14066418
Oh yeah you're right
Can't sit in the front or people'll go apeshit. Can't sit in the back or you'll block the projector
Behind the projector?

>> No.14066426

>>14066423
To the side might work too if you were far enough away.

>> No.14066429

>>14066410
>>14066401
Oh sure, you think she's cute now, but wait until you have a 4 year old daughter that's bigger and stronger than you.

>> No.14066430

>>14066426
I guess so
What about laying down? Wait, no. People'll be distracted

>> No.14066431

>>14066410
>You will never pit Gigantes-tan against Gargant-tan in a battle to the death for your hand in marriage
>They will never fight to a bloody draw and decide you will choose after they've both had a chance to demonstrate their womanly charms at the same time
>You will never die from ten tons of consecutive snu-snu
Better?

>> No.14066434

>>14066431
Elaborate on the snu-snu.

>> No.14066437

>>14066434
It would be short and lethal.

>> No.14066441

>>14066437
And extremely painful?

>> No.14066442

>>14066437
Yeah, can't get into those sizes and expect sex to be even possible beyond a technical sense.

>> No.14066443

>>14066413
>At the drive-in theater with Gigantes waifu.
>Some rough-looking Hellhound walks up to you and starts hitting on you, while challenging Gigantes to a fight.
>Without looking away from the screen, Gigantes waifu slowly picks up the Hellhound and throws her into a nearby lake.
>You hear a splash and resume watching the movie.

>> No.14066448

>>14066434
Gigantes-tan would blush and stutter while Gargant-tan takes the lead by stripping down quickly and effectively.
>Suggestive clothing removed
>Protocol XXX engaged
>Administrative privileges granted to Anon
>Initiating snu-snux64.exe

>> No.14066453

>>14066443
She get's along really well with the couple next door, a nice young man married to a wurm
>Mainly because she accidentally stepped on the wurm once and instead of splatting the wurm giggled

>> No.14066454

>>14066448
>The crowd cheers as Gigantes-tan's car-sized breasts break loose.

Massive Girl Mondays are the best at the Colosseum!

>> No.14066457

>>14066373
>you will never have a lillim shouting "who's on the throne!?" at a bunch of succubi.

>> No.14066460

>>14066453
>Gigantess worried about her neighbours
>Anon keeps assuring her they'll be fine but she's really freaking out
>Finally, they get to their home
>The neighbours greet them both
>Gigantess asks where his wife is
>He tells her she rushed out to greet you before he did, and that she stepped on her
>She lifts her foot in fright and falls backwards
>Oh god, not the water works
>But instead of the sound of death all she heard was giggles
>Wurm wife greets her with an outstretched hand
>She practically doesn't even have a scratch!
>They hit it off instantly
>Surprisingly, Gigantess-chan is also very good with kids, according to their neighbours
>Of course, you already know this, because she always seems to worm in something about kids everytime you two speak

>> No.14066470

>>14066460
>Thanks to a reference from the wurm neighbor, Gigantes manages to get a job at an elementary school
>Officially, she's a para who helps out the physical education instructors
>Unofficially, she's practically the kid's playground at recess because they spend every time climbing on her and playing
>She couldn't be happier

>> No.14066475

>>14066460
>Gigantess stepping on a Wurm.
Jesus, how big is she?

>> No.14066481

>>14066475
Profile says she's 10 metres tall, so fucking huge, yes.

>> No.14066484

>>14066475
Read the EMG card. She's 3+ stories tall. She could ride a brontasaurus like a horse.

>> No.14066485

>>14066278
What the fuck is `Jakanory time` if that is what i heard.

>> No.14066488

>>14066457
Dammit, you made me think of a thing.
>Demon lord dies somehow
>Lilim need to choose a successor to the throne
>Gather in the throne room to debate
>One of the tries to sit down and proclaim herself demon lord
>Gets raped by all the other lilim
>After this all the others just stare at that chair, thinking
>Any of them that try would just end up raped into an ahegaoing mess
>The stalemate will never end

>> No.14066493

>>14066488
i was thinking in terms of that video but that works too.

>> No.14066494

>>14066488
>Demon lord dies somehow
Her husband would take the throne, obviously.
He's already stronger than any of his daughters.

>> No.14066498

>>14066494
could just be handwaved with him dying too

>> No.14066526

>>14065722
As some one who attempts to create new content I feel marginally let down by this.

>> No.14066530

>>14065736
She's a kind of moss girl who can reform herself from spores over a long distance.

>> No.14066543

>>14066494
It's like you faggots don't read any conversation we've had about this. KC said a Lilim takes the position and if she doesn't have a husband probably takes his father as such

>> No.14066556

>>14066278
Is that man insane?

>> No.14066562

>>14066543
For the record i shall state that i proabably wasn't here for that, nor am i part of what you replied to

>> No.14066576

>tfw you'll never buttfuck the pharaoh

>> No.14066579

>>14066576
A lowly commoner like you invading the imperial chocolate fountain? How vulgar!

>> No.14066581

>>14066579
>imperial chocolate fountain
Something about this amuses the immature part of my brain.

>> No.14066585

>>14066579
>imperial chocolate fountain
That's an image I could have gone without visualizing, Anon.

>> No.14066588

>>14066579
>imperial chocolate fountain
Well. That's something. It's been a little bit since I heard a term like that.

>> No.14066589

>>14066585
I'll have you know that it's awe-inspiring , and poets would chew off their tongues just to gaze upon it.

>> No.14066596
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>>14066579
>"..."
>"...100 years in the Crocodile pit."

>> No.14066598

>>14066556
if you think thats bad, there is a scene where he gets out a ketchup bottle
>"Mans gonna lick you everywhere, and i mean everywhere"

>> No.14066599 [SPOILER] 
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>>14066579

>> No.14066607
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>>14066596
>>Crocodile pit

>> No.14066609
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14066609

>>14066596
Crocodile pit? Is the Khepri pit not a suitable punishment any more? I want a harem of the brown bugs.

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>>14066609
No, you get the mukadepit

>> No.14066615

>>14066596
>>14066609
Personally, I would have recommended the boo box.

>> No.14066618

>>14066607
>Filename
Yeah, that happens a lot. It's a shame. That croc girl could have been cool, too.

>> No.14066622

>>14066609
You will have tanned Devil Bugs and you will like it

>> No.14066626

>>14066556
nah, he's just mean to everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U24vkdgzlyQ

makes you think what kind of girl would even want a guy like him.

>> No.14066631

>>14066614
I'm going to irrumate so many centipedes.

>> No.14066643

>>14066609
>You will never be mummified alive and trapped inside a sarcophagus for thousands of years along hundreds of hungry Khepri.
Thank Osiris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL_90r0J120&ab_channel=Movieclips

>> No.14066652

>>14066622
>Tanned Devil Bugs in Khepri cosplay
>"Come on anon, we look quite convincing right?"
>You don't have the heart to tell them that their tan is the wrong shade of brown and that the gold paint they used on their bug parts is starting to wear off already
>They look up at you with such happy expressions on their faces, if this was an anime they'd have stars in their eyes at this point
>You have two choices in front of you
[ ] Praise and head pats
[ ] Walk off in disgust

>> No.14066656

>>14066652
>>They look up at you with such happy expressions on their faces
>if this was an anime they'd have stars in their eyes at this point
How could I say no to those faces.

>> No.14066657

>>14066652
>[ ] Praise and head pats
Being sapient makes them leagues above canon devil bugs.

>> No.14066659

>>14066652
Pat the devilbugs.

>> No.14066661

>>14066278
even without that tyrone guy if thats how south londoners talk i can see how dialogue is a issue.

>> No.14066663

>>14066657
>While they are intelligent enough to use language, they're almost completely irrational, and their behaviour is directed by instincts such as hunger and lust.
Seems like they simply don't care about anything else other than satisfying their basic instincts but they are definitely sapient.

>> No.14066665

>>14066652
Devilbugs qt

>> No.14066669

>>14066661
I myself dont talk that way but i know people who do.

I would be weird to have a MG that talks that way.

>> No.14066679

>>14066665
Cute enough to travel to Mars for?

>> No.14066688

>>14066679
I'd take the trip if possible.

>> No.14066699

>>14066679
>Terraformas with devil bugs
>Everyone who gets sent up gets raped regardless of race/age/gender
>Mars is one big non stop orgy
Are you a bad enough dude to go there and rescue people?

>> No.14066716

>>14066669
>You will never have a MG that speaks like a south london youth.
not sure if want

>> No.14066724

>>14065576
>I know a place just outside of Heaven.
>tfw you'll never be the Big Boss to a PMC of monster girls

>> No.14066730

>>14066724
What does a monstergirl PMC even do?
Are they warmongers or just high flying action for hire?
Mostly rescues in tough conditions?
Are they a vanguard of corruption in human lands?

>> No.14066743

Why are we so slow tonight.

>> No.14066755

>>14066743
Everyone turned into a wurm

>> No.14066757

>>14066730
Well originally they were meant to be a typical PMC. Monster girls are oftentimes faster and stronger than the typical human, you know?
They all fell for the Boss though, so now it's just a harem living on an offshore rig.

>> No.14066763
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>>14066743
Said a poster at this time every night forever.
1am-4am is dead. Or I guess...5am-8am for the US east coast.
Take the time to think up a good game or make a greentext.
After all, quality beats quantity any day.

>> No.14066771

>>14066763
I doesn't usually grind to a halt for another two or so hours. But we've been slow for a while. I left the computer for like an hour and came back to like seven replies.

>> No.14066773

>>14066771
I's around the usual time give or take a few hours depending on what time of the week it is.

I'm just sat here thinking of how to start a story I have planned before going to work and inevitably forgetting everything I thought of.

>> No.14066774
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14066774

Lolies are cute, but I can't sexualize the loli. It makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.14066779

>>14066773
Start with writing the general idea out and any other thoughts that process evokes.

>> No.14066783
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>>14066774
Silly anon, you don't sexualize Baphomets. They sexualize you and milk every drop of energy out of your body until you realise the pleasure of cumming inside them is the best.

>> No.14066786

>>14066774
Well, that's a shame, since that one in particular has the best pussy in the whole MGE.

>> No.14066788

>>14066783
>the pleasure of cumming inside a child is the best.
Ehhhh, no.

>>14066786
Imagine how godlike it would be once you cake her into an adult.

>> No.14066790

>>14066786
Only because she's KC's OP waifu.

>> No.14066797

>>14066788
>Ehhhh, no.
I was just stating what their page says, they even make people who hate the idea love it. That's sort of their thing.

>> No.14066805

>>14066788
>Imagine how godlike it would be once you cake her into an adult
That would ruin it, bud. Part of what makes it so good is her natural abilities, yeah, but her body being so small is what really puts it over the top. You could turn her oppai if you really wanted, though.

>> No.14066807
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14066807

>>14066774
>>14066783
Speak for yourselves, more for me.
The slim, svelte bodies that form a single gentle wave of clean skin.
The compression of cute features into an adorable package.
The collected calm confidence of a XXX year old petite woman playing cutesy.
And dose adorable goat features. (I personally have a thing for horns. Suika from Touhou and certain goat demons really do it for me when I'm not particularly a fan of demons, lolis, or goats individually.)

>> No.14066808

>>14066805
>That would ruin it, bud
I disagree. Her having the body of a child sullies the entire concept.

>> No.14066811

>>14066807
>petite woman
That's not a loli, that's a petite woman. She even has tits. Clearly not prepubescent in appearance and definitely not in it's personality.

>> No.14066814
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14066814

Just you know why~

>> No.14066816

>>14066808
Friend, I'm not talking about the concept. I'm saying that, physically, it wouldn't be as good. Maybe you would like it more if she were more adult like, but physically, it would still pale in comparison. Hell, I like both more mature and loli, and I realize that Baph, as they are, work alright for the whole, best pussy thing.

>> No.14066818
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>>14066807
Hey I wasn't saying I don't like them, just that they'll make you like them even if you don't admit it.

Baphomets are love. I want to head pat one and tickle behind her goat ears.

>> No.14066825

>>14066816
>I'm saying that, physically, it wouldn't be as good.
What are you even talking about? Physically a woman is far superior to a child.

>> No.14066826

>>14066807
This picture is so much better than Kenkou's old as hell profile, it practically inhales a second breath in Baphos for me and suddenly makes them an interesting species. Come on KC, your old shit badly needs revision, step it up.

>> No.14066833

>>14066825
Not when it comes to something that's already built to take dick. Real children, yeah, but a MG? Something made to take dick from an extremely young age? Nah, man. Their small size just adds to the feeling.

>> No.14066835

>>14066826
I've forgotten their release order, everything just blurs together. Was she in the original 100 or after? If she was after 100 we might be getting new art soon.

>> No.14066840

>>14066599
Did she suffocate and die horribly?

That turns me on.

>> No.14066844

>>14066833
>Their small size just adds to the feeling.
They'd feel the same regardless of age, and I personally do my best to ignore all the pedophilic undertones KC tries so hard to bleed into his work.

In other words, Sabbath, please go and stay go.

>> No.14066846

I want to call CPS!

>> No.14066849

>>14066844
Oh. You. Come on, man, I was trying to have an actual conversation. Why do you have to be like that? What else do we have to do at this hour?

>> No.14066853

>>14066840
Listen here, cumslut...

>> No.14066854

>>14066835
She was in the first hundred, 39th to be precise.
But he did mention something about altering Anubis' paws in Vol. II, so might be getting around to remake the older ones.

>> No.14066857
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>>14066846
Cheshire private services?

>> No.14066862

>>14066849
>Oh. You.
>There's only one

Is there anything other than how much you want to fuck a child we can talk about? Like, any thing else? At the least stop trying to assert that they are the best. You're only inviting argument.

>> No.14066863

>>14066857
I want a Cheshire to service my privates.

>> No.14066865

>>14066854
Some extra pages would be nice, he could throw in some of the older girls as bonuses. Echidna needs new art badly too.

>> No.14066871

>>14066862
Yeah. Uh-huh, bud. Alright, how about that mucus toads tongue? You want to talk about that?

>> No.14066879

>>14066244
>stag beetle's Kryptonite
I came here to laugh at you.

>> No.14066882

>>14066871
Promise you won't just railroad it into 'but it's not as good as child pussy' pedo-kun?

I hear they can do a neat thing with their stomach, and we actually talked about stomach onaholes once that frog chick from Boku no Hero Academy came out. It even got art, though not from us I don't think.

>> No.14066883

>>14066814
>Mist Continent diplomats
>"Fine. We get one."
>"...."
>"We get two."

>> No.14066884

>>14066332
I hope crabman does one of these for dragonewts - where one "subspecies" is an actual dragon.

>> No.14066900

>>14066743
I'm playing a certain CYOA

>> No.14066904

>>14066900
>He plays CoC

>> No.14066923
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14066923

>>14066807
>>14066811
>>14066783
So I like 'petite women' and girls affected by puberty, but lolis are entire different beings I cannot sexualize. What will I do when they try to sexualize me, their 'Onii-chan'?

>> No.14066933

>>14066923
You will take their brand of compressed love and like it!
So says MAMONOMANA.

>> No.14066936

>>14066923
>What will I do when they try to sexualize me, their 'Onii-chan'?
Any one who isn't a pedophile just laughs and evasively says 'maybe when you're older'. And if they are older, just explain to them that fucking things that look like, or are children, aren't your thing.

>> No.14066972
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14066972

>>14066936
Disregard loli, acquire Oni-chan.

>> No.14066982

>>14066972
Unf.

>> No.14067015
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14067015

>>14066972
Wew

>> No.14067043
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Arachnotaur will save you if you let her.

>> No.14067050

>>14066853
Baited hard.

>> No.14067059
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>>14066730
Warmongers. Honest warmongers, very much in touch with their inner child.

>> No.14067063

>>14067043
That would be very welcome.

>> No.14067065
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>>14067043
Save me from what? Emilia is ever so nice to me.

>> No.14067075

>>14067043
I'd let her, no problem.

>> No.14067077

>>14066857
Jizzstream Sam, please.

>> No.14067083

>>14066853
>2015
>getting this mad

>> No.14067095
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>>14067050

meme'd hard

>> No.14067107

>>14067095
>Tumblr again unable to tell the difference between movie CGI and real life
How are these people alive?

>> No.14067113

>>14067107
Science.

>> No.14067125

>>14067113
Has science gone too far?
Not until we get a Wurm Lich elected Overlord

>> No.14067136
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14067136

Are Lancer Beetles unlucky?

>> No.14067148
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14067148

Winter is coming.

>> No.14067171

>>14067148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UtKQ4InhUE

>> No.14067218

>>14066783
>you don't sexualize Baphomets
Try me. All the depravities I'd commit with a fun sized goat demon.
Obligatory headpats and ear fondling once she's reduced to a panting pile of pleasure.

>> No.14067219

>>14066857
I'M FUCKIN INVISIBLE

>> No.14067271

>>14067148
I want a Hellhound and Yuki onna to play Heat Miser and Snow Miser

>> No.14067286

>>14067271
>Not Ignis and Glacies

>> No.14067297

>>14067286
I'll give you Ignis, but I feel like Yuki would be smug enough for Snow Miser

>> No.14067307

>>14067297
Fair enough. I was thinking about similarities in body shape, but I forgot about how much of a ham snow miser was.

>> No.14067314

>>14067043
But will she deliver unto us delicious chocolate milk and fancy spider mating dances?

>> No.14067319
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14067319

Sick of your pathetic little life yet? If you commit suicide, you can go to Hell and play catch with a Heckpuppy!

>> No.14067324

>>14067314
Aren't those her shtick?

>> No.14067325

>>14067319
Eh, maybe if she offered patty cakes.
Being dead would even come in handy then, because those cute little paw pads squishing against my palm would make me flatline with joy otherwise.

>> No.14067327

>>14067319
Won't that just mean that they'd get nabbed by Will o' Wisps?

>> No.14067329

>>14067325
Just hurry up and off yourself! She's lonely and antsy.

>> No.14067330

>>14067324
Yes they are. I was just reminiscing about prophet of Arachnotaur anon.

>> No.14067332

>>14067330
Remember things on your own time, grandpa.

>> No.14067333

>>14067327
Oh shit, it's a Will o Wisps falseflagging!

>> No.14067337

>>14067332
Git off my lawn.

>> No.14067343

>>14066904
>not playing Call of Cthulhu

You have disappointed the Shoggoths.

>> No.14067379

>>14067343
Man, I wanna see flying polyps by Kunka.

>> No.14067406

>>14067379
The Shadow Out of Time ones? As monster girls or in general?

>> No.14067427

>>14067406
Yeah, and they also debuted in Dark Corners of the Earth as a boss.
'Course talking of monstergirls, its not like KC draws anything else. I like bad girls, it'd be awesome to have those outsider demi-material killing motherfuckers as ones.

>> No.14067433

So Anons, your wife is cosplaying as the main character of the last game you played,
What is she and how does it go?

>> No.14067439

>>14067433
>Ara ara, I'll be your Big Boss tonight

>> No.14067444

>>14067433
>>14067439
Yeah, this.

>> No.14067449

>>14067433
>Caves of Qud
It was a terrible time for everyone involved

>> No.14067450

>>14067427
How could you even make that into a monster girl? Some kind of flying eel-lamia what whistles sweet tunes?

>> No.14067452

>>14067433
>Onii-chan don't you want to infiltrate my "Mother Base"?

I'm pretty on board with this

>> No.14067453

>>14067452
>>14067439
>>14067444

There's going to be a lot of MGs playing Big Boss isn't there.

>> No.14067454

>>14067452
Straight for the Mother Base? Boss, you sure we shouldn't start at the Forward Operating Base?

>> No.14067457

>>14067453
How could there not be?

>> No.14067463
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>>14067433
>Anubis dressed as pic related
>how does it go?

I cum in my pants upon looking at her.

>> No.14067467

>>14067433
>Hellhound dressed as Asuka.

I'm OK with this.

>> No.14067468

>>14067453
New MGS is a pretty big occasion

>>14067454
>getting distracted from the main objective

This is why you never get to go on missions

>> No.14067475

>>14067468
>not taking advantage of the possibility of obtaining something extra to bring back from your mission
It's like you can't think outside the Cardboard Box. This is why you're in the support team.

>> No.14067480

A new story that I'm working on. Involves a lich. Only began writing the very beginning. I'm sorry if I'm attention whoring.

http://pastebin.com/GqCHP6Ci

>> No.14067489

>>14067480
You're not on the Official Attention Whore List, so it's okay.
>two paragraphs
Hoo boy, get back to work right now.

>> No.14067497

>>14067480
Now go fix these:
>and you had a essay due at 9
an essay*
>She's begging you too impregnate her
begging you to*

>> No.14067499

>>14067453
It'd be a hell of a way to find out your wife's a closet fujo.
>From now on, call me Big Boss!
Uh.
>Kaz
Wait, am I Kaz?
>Yes
I'm not really sure if I'm into this.
>Let's practice our CQC!

>> No.14067504

>>14067433
>Lich dressed up as Tidus or Yuna.
Well, I guess it could be worse. Unless League counts, which I don't think it should, in which case... Shyvana. It's been a bit since I played. Had to look it up. Yeah, a Lich in her armor could be cool.

>> No.14067505

>>14067452
So what kind of monster is she?

>> No.14067507

>>14067499
It's not like BB and Kaz DIDN'T practice some good old fashioned BROTHERHOOD during Peace Walker.

>> No.14067509

>>14067497
thx bb

>> No.14067513

>>14067509
Don't write like that.

>> No.14067516

>>14067513
Sure thang, sweetcheeks.

>> No.14067518
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>>14067516
That's better.

>> No.14067519 [DELETED] 

>>14067136
Depends on how well they can joust with Centaurs.

>> No.14067521

>>14067519
E-rank luck won't help you against Seibahpussy.

>> No.14067524

>>14067505
>Baphomet

I don't know if hooves are very good for stealth, though.

>> No.14067526

>>14067521
>tfw no dragon seibah to protect me and rape me

>> No.14067531

>>14067524
Soft rubber hoof caps. Also good taste there, Baphos are cute.

>> No.14067533

>>14067526
>>14067521
No but it'll help him with werewolf lanca

>> No.14067534

>>14067526
>dragon seibah
Dragon Aacha you mean. With hime-drills and golden scales.

>> No.14067537

>>14067526
>Implying Seibah isn't an alp

>> No.14067540

>>14067537
>Gil wants to fuck an Alp
Ohohoho!

>> No.14067541

>>14067531
>never gonna operate with Big Baphomet

Feels bad man. They are the cutest, I want to rub her ears

>> No.14067543

>>14067534
I want to make mongrel half breeds with her.

>> No.14067547

>>14067534
The king of jobbers should be left alone

>> No.14067554

>>14067547
Queen of jobbers just needs headpats and wing massages.

>> No.14067557

>>14067537
Why not both?

>> No.14067563

>>14067557
Because dragon's aren't supposed to stutter or be tomboys!

Although I do love me some tomboy.

>> No.14067568
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>>14067563
>tomboy dragons not allowed
Screw you, hippie!

>> No.14067579

>>14067563
I want an alp that pretends to be a Dragon but still stutters and acts like a tomboy!

>> No.14067581

>>14067568
Tomboy dragons are the best when distressed over the baby bump you gave them.

>> No.14067583

>>14067581
nice, nice, pregnancy is so moe.

>> No.14067585

>>14067579
>tomboy alp
Enough shenanigans.

>> No.14067592

>>14067585
But if she wasn't a tomboy, she'd be lazy and get fat!

>> No.14067593

>>14067541
>after the operation is done, the Bahpomet sits in your lap
>takes off the headset while uncomfortably flicking her ears
>leans into you with a contented sigh as soon as you start massaging them

I think I have a weakness for pampering fuzzy monster girl ears.

>> No.14067595

>Not wanting golden dragon Gilgamesh to call you a mongrel

>> No.14067597 [DELETED] 
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>>14067579
A tomboy Succubutt makes more sense than a tomboy alp.

>> No.14067603

>>14067597
I'll take one of both. With an extra helping of pert butts, please.

>> No.14067611

>>14067593
I have a weakness for pampering monster girls in general.

>> No.14067615

>>14067597
But a succubus is trying to seduce human boys, an alp is just an awkward stuttering mess

>> No.14067622
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>>14067563
What about reverse trap dragons?

>> No.14067623

>>14067611
Also, yes. But there's something wonderful about fuzzy ears. Maybe their emotiveness, or maybe how easy it is to alternate between rubbing them and headpating their owner.

>> No.14067624
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>>14067597
Where the CC gym bunny Demons at?

>> No.14067626

>>14067622
Yes, they would be nice.
Especially if they get a slight stutter while being aggressive once their secret's revealed.

>> No.14067639 [DELETED] 

>>14067622
>Draco
>dragon

>> No.14067642
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14067642

>>14067330
I had pelvis reconstruction surgery while I was in a coma. Or maybe it was the surgery that put me into the coma...doctors are impossible to understand.

It was really my fault, I didn't drink my holy chocolate milk before a full moon night came up.

Luckily Arachnotaur forgives!

>> No.14067647 [DELETED] 

>>14067624
Whenever someone draws one.

>> No.14067669 [DELETED] 
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It begins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HHOCwuNJaY

>> No.14067690 [DELETED] 

>>14067669
Suu is shit.

All of the EMG girls aside from one or two side characters are shit.

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>>14067690
Agreed.

>> No.14067724

>>14066774
Don't care, I want one. With extra soft big, meaty paws.

>> No.14067726

Next girl when

>> No.14067732 [DELETED] 

>>14067726
tomorrow, anon

>> No.14067750 [DELETED] 
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>> No.14067756

>>14067750
I was just posting it. Every week the same ;_;

Doppel is doppel I guess. She's unique.

>> No.14067757

>>14067750
All of them a shit

>> No.14067762

>>14067750
Cute!

>> No.14067764

>>14067750
I want to marry that wyvern.

>> No.14067767

>>14067750
The red one looks like the snu snu type. I want her.

>> No.14067770

>>14067750
That doppelgangar design is pretty damn brilliant.

>> No.14067772

>>14067750
>dragon, dragon, dragon
>doppel

>> No.14067799

>>14067772
Hey, dragon's are cute!
Especially the chromatics.

White a best.

>> No.14067806

>>14067799
No, I'm just laughing at the fact that doppel is there for some reason
>One if these is not like the others

>> No.14067808

>>14067799
She's right behind you, isn't she?

>> No.14067810

>>14067750
I'll have the one with the braid, please.

>> No.14067816

>>14067806
Hey, doppel can look like a dragon if she wants.
She can be anything you want.

>>14067808
No, she's asleep in my lap.
There's a jelkrj Nice, Trusting, LOYAL, silver behind him though, wanting for hime to stop settling for the dragon equivalent of a caveman.

>> No.14067817

>>14067750
Why do all the dragons look so angry?

>> No.14067818

>>14067806
Well, what kind of doppel subtypes there are? You have to put her somewhere.

>> No.14067819

Hugging your best friend doesn't make you an alp right? Nor does wanting to keep hugging them right?

>> No.14067820
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14067820

I want to cum inside Charon-chan's brain.

>> No.14067821

>>14067817
They're dragons.

>> No.14067823

>>14067819
First one?
No

Second one?
Yes if they are a guy.

>> No.14067824
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>>14067810
Excellent taste.

>> No.14067830

>>14067817
They aren't angry, they just are look imposing.

>> No.14067832 [DELETED] 

>>14067820
I want to take Charon on a nice date while holding her hand.

>> No.14067835

>>14067820
What is she?

>> No.14067839

>>14067830
Why do all Dragon girls always look angry? Are dragons wyverns and jabberwocks always mad?

>> No.14067840

>>14067824
>Cute eyebrows
>Rude tits
>Lewd navel
>Mischievous grin
Very attractive, would spend an hour inside her cloaca every day.

>> No.14067841

>>14067772
well technically Doppel can become a dragon.
she'd be more dragon than that fucking dyke Dracop

>> No.14067847

>>14067835
She is Charon.

>> No.14067849

>>14067839
Because they have an image to maintain!
Would you be awestruck by a dragon who was all dopey grins and cuddles?
One who rubbed her cheek on yours while making dopey cooing noises?

>> No.14067850

>>14067839
It's a pride thing. They think themselves superior to humans for the most part, though wyverns are just aggressive in general.

You can see the same look on the face of Pharaohs. That look that just screams 'you think you can just talk to me? God, you're pathetic'.

>> No.14067858

>>14067840
Also note that she's royalty. You'd be obliged to spend your nights vigorously impregnating her to produce viable heirs for the throne, while standing by her side as the prince consort as she deals with the thankless task of administration.

>> No.14067859

>>14067847
OC? Which story?

>> No.14067861

>>14067859
Charon. As in The Charon.

>> No.14067864

>>14067858
>>14067840
while standing by her side by day*
By no means would such an august and dignified lady engage in such indecent acts while dealing with public matters unless you lik3cit that way.

>> No.14067865

>>14067850
If they're superior and don't want to even talk to human boys, does that mean they don't want to be friends, or go out on dates and hold her claw, or anything?

I can understand why they'd want to maintain their pride and image, but to be so offputting seems weird to me. Oh well

>> No.14067869

>>14067861
Oh, I see.

>> No.14067875

>>14067864
I'd love to kneel behind her, hugging her lovely hips that may or may not already contain our child, while I hump her between the shins as she administers.

>> No.14067878

>>14066286

I can imagine his partner being either a dog girl or a octopus. Dog because they're helpful to the police and octopus because no one can escape the long arm of the law puns.

>> No.14067883
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>>14067869
Exactly. One or two people have adapted her into stories as a sort of undead ferrywoman, but mostly she's a thread thing. The running theme with her is usually that she's a dry-witted, pale-skinned girl with an absurdly long braid, and an even more absurd love for groan-worthy puns.
There's also a recurring thing involving her and hobo gangbangs. We don't talk about that.

>> No.14067884

>>14067875
Disgusting. I bet you would [detailed elaboration of your fantasy], you little horndog. You wouldn't stop even if [further development of the scenario in an arousing manner].

>> No.14067889

>>14067884
Lazy!

>> No.14067892 [DELETED] 

>>14067883
DILLAW wrote Charon as a race of monstergirls too.

>> No.14067893

>>14067884
No way, I would not allow her subjects, or even worse the Kikis, to lick the cum off her shoes or furiously masturbate it into their virgin cooches. I'd wear a condom and let her lick it clean after work. It's strictly to show them she's dedicated enough to ignore the dick during working hours.

>> No.14067899

>>14067889
>>14067893
I'm not that other Anon, I'm not lewd enough to continue with this.

>> No.14067900

>>14067884
[Disingenuous disagreement] [Outline of how I would pamper a {monster} and give her daughters]
[Spoilered Milkposting]

>> No.14067901

>>14067900
You're making me feel bad, because I sometimes do that.

>> No.14067902

>>14067865
Once again, it's a pride thing. They might not mind bonding with human boys, but they'll never admit it. I hate to use the term, but it's the whole tsundere thing.

>> No.14067903

>>14067900
I'm going to break into an elementary school for Monster Girls and swap out all their regular milk with Supreme Hathor Milk!

>> No.14067904 [DELETED] 

This is getting too meta.

>> No.14067907

>>14067883
Which of Charon's holes would you most like to fuck?

>> No.14067909

>>14067900
[Condemnation of lewdness] [Accusation of handholding] [Covert extension of scenario into novel scene like deep scale massages via further condemnation]

>> No.14067910

>>14067892
I vaguely remember the main character meeting one. So, it was implied that they were actually a whole bunch of ferrymen, transporting souls?

>> No.14067912

>>14067903
>I'm going to break into an elementary school for Monster Girls and swap out all their regular milk with my cum!
Fixed.

>> No.14067915 [DELETED] 

>>14067910
Yep, the Charon that MC met even had a southern accent, and mentioned that her sisters were also ferrymen.

>> No.14067920

>>14067903
[Outline of Large Breasted Lolis and how their clothes would encounter difficulties covering massive breasts and an in deph description about their shorts cutting into their hips and how they have soft bellies.] [Explanation of students looking on with watery eyes in an attempt to evoke pity.][Request for you to take responsibility.]

>>14067909
[Dissingenous defense where I assert that it is OK due to an emotional attraction.][Continuation of scale massage and possible ear fin nibbling.]

>> No.14067922

>>14067907
Her lewd tracheapussy.

>> No.14067926

>>14067920
But I wouldn't take responsibility! The entire school system would be full of young girls with soft stomachs, big breasts, and thick asses! And when they grow up, a whole generation will get to experience first hand the beauty and wonder of thick soft lovable girls!

And I will look from the building tops, knowing I made the world a better place!

>> No.14067935

>>14067463
Could someone draw this, please? I realize the Anubis' basic outfit is already pretty close, but still

>> No.14067936

>>14067920
Anon, please. I promise to never do it again, stop confronting me with my shameful actions.

>> No.14067941

>>14067883
I just realized that Charon's puns make her resemble DEATH.

>> No.14067944

>>14067750
I wanna do a Homestay with a Wyvern, and then I want to marry her!

>Doppel is actually a giant from Dark Souls 2
Oh gods how horrifying.

>> No.14067947
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>>14067839
DRAGONS ARE NOT MAD! EVERYBODY IS JUST DUMB AND POOR AND SMELLS LIKE OOMUKADE JUICES!

>> No.14067949

>>14067926
Lewd coupling in alley this morning. Baphomet with Holstaur tits.

The city is aroused by me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended bedrooms and the bedrooms are full of lewd and when the drains finally flow over, all the MGs will cum.

The accumulated musk of all their sex and cuddling will foam up about their waists and all the succubi and Sabbath will look up and shout "Fuck us!" ...and I'll look down and whisper _"Yes."__

>> No.14067951

>>14067935
Is it okay if it's an Alp doodle, or do you want real art?

>> No.14067952
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What'cha doing nerds?

>> No.14067955

>>14067926
[Continued request that you take responsibility][Outline of troubles girls may encounter which includes an outline of a chubby anubis who is sad that her favorite shorts don't fit on an enlarged posterior, a baphomet who's mother is angry that her daughter has breasts as big as her head, and a valkryie who can't train with her sister because she keeps getting made fun of for the chubby belly she now has.][Question regarding if you would be willing or unwilling to let the lolis suffer alone]

>>14067936
[Negative response]

>> No.14067956 [DELETED] 

>>14067947
She's getting a time out!

>> No.14067961

>>14067951
Real art. Thanks for offering though.

>> No.14067965

>>14067952
Listening to Black Science Man talk with Atheist Pope. Contemplating what to make of the little Soldier Beetle that could.

>> No.14067969

>>14067944
>he doesn't recognize motherfucking Nyarlathotep

How horrifying.

>> No.14067971

>>14067951
>Implying Alo doodles aren't real art

Though I think I'd prefer something a little less "contemporary". No offense.

>> No.14067972

>>14067969
When I think Nyarlathotep I tend to think of something...more, than that.

>> No.14067974

>>14067955
Anon, please. I promise I'll never post formulaic lewd scenarios ever again, just stop.

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>>14067965
>Contemplating what to make of the little Soldier Beetle that could
Someones actually writing something pertinent to the Soldier Beetle? Awesome, since the only thing they have for writefaggotry so far is pic-related.

>> No.14067978
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>>14067971
Philistine.
>>14067972
More like this?

>> No.14067979

>>14067971
>implying contemporary art is real art
A Leanan Sidhe won't have enough green paint to express all the >implications.

>> No.14067980

>>14067972
Your limited perception and expectations hold no sway over the Crawling Chaos!

>> No.14067984

>>14067975
>Someones
Well not someone you actually WANT writing about her, but yes.
Planning to maybe put her up against an Ushi-Oni as the final boss

>> No.14067987

>>14067974
[Disagreement] [Outline of plausible scenarios and involving romance and dragon pampering ranging from wing massages to claw cleaning]

>> No.14067995

>>14067969
tbh a giant from dark souls would be pretty cool.

>> No.14067996

>>14067975
That was fun to write.

>> No.14068002

>>14067996
Fun to write? Hrghh?

>> No.14068004

>>14067987
Well screw you then. I will continue as long as at least some anons find them amusing or titillating.

>> No.14068013

>>14068002
Huh? What do you mean, "to write"?

>> No.14068021

>>14068002
Yeah, writing thing's can be fun, especially when it's stuff like this.

>> No.14068022
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>>14067750
And translated.

>> No.14068027

>>14068013
You can write by typing on the keyboard! It's just like my erotic fanfiction!

>> No.14068028

>>14068022
I want to trick that Wyvern into doing lewd things.

>> No.14068029

I want to have sex with a dragon newt and make her orgasm so hard that her tail pops off and then causes and extremely embarrassing situation!

Imagine her being all cute, flustered, and panicked as her stump bleeds all over the bed and her dropped tail continues to writhe around detached from her body.

>"I'm s-s-sorry, oh my God, I'm so sorry!!!!"

Then she starts crying but you hold her and tell her you still love her.

>> No.14068033
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Remember to always pull-pull the maid

>> No.14068037

>>14068022
Ryu-jin and wyverns are so much better than dragon newts, holy shit.

>> No.14068041

>>14068029
You should be the one apologizing, Anon. It's never going to grow back as good as it was the first time.

>> No.14068042

So, I just watched the new EMG and polt didn't get her episode, but she did make a cameo by having a cut away of her running in the park. It's not much, but it was nice seeing her animated.

>> No.14068046

>>14068022
I want to poke their reverse scales.

>> No.14068048

>>14068027
Erotic fanfiction, huh?
Sounds pretty lewd.

>> No.14068050
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>>14068033
Meido pls help.

>> No.14068051

>>14068022
I want the wyvern to snu snu me.

>> No.14068052

>>14068037
Ryu-jin is literally perfect.

>> No.14068057

>>14068042
She had two scenes, but at least she was in the anime.

>> No.14068058

>>14068048
It is. Hey anon, you remember that time you sneaked into the girl's bathroom?

>> No.14068061

>>14068022
>Can't come up with at least 4 dragon types
>also Doppel, for some reason
Getting really tired of your shit, Crabman.

>> No.14068063

>>14068058
Well, yeah, but what's that got to do with the situation at hand?

>> No.14068065

>>14068050
Has she been boned yet?

>> No.14068068

>>14067978
More like this, actually.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1807343

>> No.14068069

>>14068052
except when she and your children outlive you by around a millennium. This is Monster Musume so there's no mamono mana to save you.

IDK, It'd work out if she never wed again and forever cherished your memory or if she died with you of a broken heart or something.

Would you really be okay with your waifu being with at least 9 other men after you died, and your daughters being with at least 10 men each?

>> No.14068073

>>14068061
It's funny, because there's no actually traditional western dragon there. I guess because they couldn't think of any interesting Doppelgangar variants, they squeezed her in with the dragon-types.

>> No.14068078

>>14068022
>Also known as "Dragonmaids"
Dracosa in a maid outfit when?

But regardless, I want to host a homestay for a wyvern, and then marry her!

>> No.14068079

>>14068063
Well, next time you go, and I'm not saying you SHOULD, but statistically speaking there's more male soldiers in the base so the girl's bathroom would be the safest bet... look, what I'm saying is, the next time you go there, IF there is a next time, could you set up some cameras? For research purposes, of course!

>> No.14068086
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>>14068050
Just let it happen, Anon. Stare at the ceiling and think of England.

>> No.14068087

>>14068073
Oh well. If EMG was anything more than haremshit, I would actually get salty.

>> No.14068090

>>14068079
I see. So the girl's bathroom will be a better hiding spot, and I can set up cameras to gain intel on the enemy. Got it.

>> No.14068091

>>14068086
SHE'S TOUCHING HIS PELVIS DIRECTLY! CODE RED! CODE RED!

>> No.14068099

>>14068090
Yes, that's right Anon! Call me when you've set up some cameras and I'll start gathering material via a com-link! I'll be using a new frequency for this stuff to keep the enemy on their toes. Call me at 141.52 for up-to date footage from the girl's bathroom!

>> No.14068100

>>14068078
>Dracosa in a maid outfit when?
Victorian or French?

>> No.14068101 [DELETED] 

>>14068086
>"RATTLE=3"
>"What are we gonna do on the bed today Albedo?"

>> No.14068102

>>14068086
>think of England
Did as instructed. Got mad and punched her in the mouth.

And yet I can't shake the feeling this wasn't supposed to happen...

>> No.14068112

>>14068099
>141.52
Nastasha Romanenko you filthy rusky, I should've known it was you.

>> No.14068119

>>14068112
Nyet, is not Natasha. Is Whistleblower. Would like Blow on Whistle, da?
>Get your Whistle Blown to restore Psyche!

>> No.14068125
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I wonder if this all the screentime Polt is going to get.

>> No.14068130

>>14068125
Maybe they're trying to avoid any trouble from having furries get into this?

>> No.14068132

>>14067952
Listening to rap songs crossed with anime OP songs while I catch up with the thread

>> No.14068135

>>14068119
>looking at footage from the ladies' room while a Russian chick blows your whistle
Where do I sign up for these kinds of missions?

>> No.14068139

>>14068130
That would be good, fuck furries.

>> No.14068140

>>14068125
God I fucking hope its not.
>>14068130
Furfags aren't a problem in Japan like they are in the west. That's why crabman and KC keep making essentially furry characters and thinking nothing of it. We have shitstorms because we know, but the nips just see it as a cute girl with some fur.

>> No.14068142

>>14068125
Japan doesn't have that same problem the west does in that regard

>> No.14068151

>>14068125
Nah. They showed her running away from the Kai-Suu fight.

>> No.14068152

>>14068125

Considering the merchandise she's gotten, survey says no.

>> No.14068153

>>14068130
Their furry fanbase isn't as cancerous as the western one.

>> No.14068168

>>14068153
Can confirm, I have absolutely zero problems with the Japanese fanbase or furries in Japanese media. Often both furry and monster girls will share conventions over there.

>> No.14068174

>>14068168
>>14068153
So what's with this talk of Polt then?

>> No.14068178

>>14068168
What makes the western furries so much shittier? I'v never heard of any autism-tier shit from Japanese furries.

>> No.14068188

>>14068178
Short answer: They just want to fuck anthropomorphic animals. Westerners want to be them.

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Has the boards speed picked up or something?

>> No.14068199

>>14068174
She had a non-speaking cameo in today's episode of Mon Musu, and now everyone in the /a/ thread is going crazy with the shitposting. Most of it is fallout from an earlier thread when it was revealed that Polt fans made a skype group.

>> No.14068204
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Lose the towel. Seriously.

>> No.14068209

>>14068204
No, and get out of my house.

>> No.14068211

>>14068197
Maybe, don't know what would cause the increase though.

As a side note, I want to have a kobold farm where I raise different breeds of kobolds.

>> No.14068212

>>14068209
You don't wear a fucking towel to a sauna you wimp.

>> No.14068214

>>14068188
>Westerners want to be them.
That's the key difference and it's a pretty huge one.

>> No.14068216

>>14068199
>Polt fans made a skype group.
Why. Just why. Why do they always have to be autistic and make it seem like anybody who likes a certain character is autistic with them?

>> No.14068217

>>14068212
Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me? Oh, nobody?

That's what I thought.

>> No.14068220

>>14068204
P-Please do not bully, I don't like exposing myself to strangers

>> No.14068226

>>14068220
You won't be strangers for long.

>> No.14068227 [DELETED] 

>>14068204
I refuse.

>> No.14068229

>>14068211
EMG or MGE kobolds?

>> No.14068230

>>14068227
>>14068217
>wearing a towel to a sauna
Ottomans everywhere.

>> No.14068234

>>14068229
The latter.

>> No.14068237

>>14068216
And the question is why a skype, that's even worse than making a forum. Couldn't they meet up in an IRC? It's still autistic but a lot lower on the scale.

>> No.14068240

>>14068204
Only if you dock eyebrows with me.

>> No.14068242

>>14068240
>Not liking thick eyebrows
I'm a slut for monster girls with thick eyebrows

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>> No.14068246

>>14068245
Hank's pretty good at the rape game.

>> No.14068247

>>14068245
That girl ain't right.

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>> No.14068249

>>14068204
I want to walk into a sauna without knowing there's an Ushi-Oni inside until it's too late!

>> No.14068251

>>14068249
>Ushi-Oni in a sauna
Steamed rape, coming up.

>> No.14068252

>>14068248
Remove snakes.

>> No.14068253

>>14068252
Remove that stick in your ass, fuckboy.

>> No.14068255

>>14068248

Include snakes

>> No.14068256

>>14068178
Niche interest groups in Japan are smaller due to cultural and linguistic isolation. Small groups of nerds and fetishists aren't that bad - they can actually be pretty fun - but the more people you add the more autistic they get.

Most of Japan's niche groups only manage to cross the first threshold of autism, where a secret interest becomes a somewhat unpleasant secret hobby. Few of them are able to reach the second threshold, The Critical Mass of Autism, in which the balance between obsessive interest and common sense is lost. This causes the community to shed its outer layers in a devastating explosion then collapse in on itself, forming a dense core of toxic gunk which spews cancer causing radiation.

It's one of the miracles of the universe.

>> No.14068259

>>14068253
At least I have an ass. Have fun boning your "Vagina & Asshole".

>> No.14068260

>>14068256
I see you're a scholar of the human psyche. Do tell how men feel toward Wurm coils.

>> No.14068263

>>14068234
How would you turn it into a profitable enterprise though? Breeding Kobolds is thirsty work, well alright, more like sticky and sweaty and above all else time consuming. So you'd either have to limit the scale if you want to do all the breeding yourself with time left for the usual chores around a farm or hire farmhands to help with either or both. Ideally the Kobolds should either be pregnant or recuperating from pregnancy at any given point so they'd be of little help.
And what would you do with the litters of Kobold pups? Selling them would be kinda distasteful

>> No.14068264

>>14068242
>implying I don't like them
Why would I want to dock with them, then?

>> No.14068266

>>14068252
Love snakes

>> No.14068268

>>14068263
Do you have any idea how much energy you can produce with Kobolds on a treadmill?

>> No.14068270

>>14068255
>>14068266
Remove bad taste.

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Tachikoma-girls

>> No.14068273

>>14068270
Pharaoh, please. Everybody knows you're an Alp.

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>>14068125
>people think polt is a furry

She has a human face except for a doggy tip nose and a cleft cleft lip.

she's furry but not "furry."

>> No.14068276

>>14068259
Thanks, I will. Also the mouth, tits, hands, and coiled tails.

>> No.14068282

>>14068273
>A-alp!
Your memes are weak, shitty snake.

>> No.14068283

>>14068263
They'd work in the fire barns and with police officers, maybe in the Department of Defense.

Not to mention that they could be seeing eyedog girls or work in child care, keeping track of little kids and such.

There's a whole lot that kobolds can do.

>> No.14068291

>>14068282
whats wrong with being an alp? just curious

>> No.14068292

>>14068260
Wurm coils are like being wrapped in a sleeping bag filled with puppies and happiness.

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>>14068275
What about High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl?
>>14068282
>Living Embodiment of the Sun
>calling the balding old general from the actually successful empire Daddy-O
So low you've fallen.

>> No.14068297

>>14068291
>just curious
>Truth [ ]
>Doubt [X]
>Lie [ ]

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>>14068259
Trufacs: you can effectively intercrural a cloaca during anal for double pleasure.

>> No.14068300

>>14068275
Splitting hairs here, Anon. I like her but I'm willing to admit she's pretty much furry.

>> No.14068303

>>14068299
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.14068304

>>14068292
And with that thought, I'll head to bed.

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>>14068283
>Breeding Kobolds for warfare
You monster.

>> No.14068306

>>14068291
They're disgusting

>> No.14068309

>>14068305
>Not wanting D-Kobold
You'll never play the damn fiddle like that.

>> No.14068312

>>14068305
What?
They'd be looking for explosives or helping soldiers recover from PTSD by being fluffy and cute.

>> No.14068316

>>14068309
WORDPLAY: KOBOLDS RESMEBLE DOGS; A DOG IN A MILITARY CONTEXT WAS NAMED D-DOG. AMUSING ON TWO LEVELS.

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>>14068270
Bad taste... I'm the KING of BAD taste. Can I get the Tsundere / Yandere snek with a side of Tsundere / Yandere snek?

>> No.14068329

>>14068268
No, but even if I did, how would you turn a profit from it?

>>14068283
That is decent solution. Assuming their services are marketable, they'd provide a steady revenue stream once the first litters got old enough to receive training and start working. Also allows them to play to the strengths of their breeds through specialization.

>> No.14068330

>>14068296
>What about High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl?
Human face, no furry.

>> No.14068333

>>14068316
Actually, it's only amusing on one level at best.

Get out of here with your faulty humor-subroutine.

>> No.14068336

>>14068275
She has full body fur, so thick it's impossible to cut. That's definition of FURry
And button nose

>> No.14068342

>>14068329
Yep, also gives them a chance to find husbands.
All daughters are welcome to come back too.

>> No.14068343

>>14068312
>you will never read a story of a PTSD puppy Kobold being strangle-raped by a crying Paladin

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>>14068324
>these /a/-level tastes
Leave.

>> No.14068348

>>14068343
Dude.

>> No.14068349

>>14068306
no they're not, they're sweet kind loyal and the cutest

>> No.14068351

>>14068347
He probably has better taste than you.

>> No.14068352

>>14068343
>strangle-raped by a crying Paladin
>Kiryu.nani

>> No.14068357

>>14068351
>he

>> No.14068358

>>14068348
>>14068352
http://exhentai.org/s/e9d61599ee/488854-590
Picture related but Kobold x Paladin

>> No.14068362

>>14068358
I might be a maledomfag, but strangling? Eh...Only if she explicitly asks for it.

>> No.14068372

>>14068362
My fellow maledomfriend

Glad to know not all of us were chased out by the you know whats

>> No.14068378

>>14068358
"No"

>> No.14068384

>>14068343
Only if nobody suffers any permanent injury. Then I'd read about a Kobold cumming her brains out like that.

>> No.14068387

>>14068372
What makes you think any of us left?

>> No.14068394 [DELETED] 

>>14068372
>not all of us were chased out
Of course not. Some of just happen to enjoy aspects of both doms.
>inb4 f-fence sitter! how dare you hurt my feelings
>inb4 no true scotsman

>> No.14068395

>>14068140
>>14068153
Problem is, MonMusu has been noted as a best-seller many times in the past by NY Times, so it's only natural that alot of westerners know about the series, eventually finding out about the anime.

Furfags fucking hunt for any clues of furfaggotry anywhere in media to expand their "domain" as much as they can, given how cancerous they are. Worse case scenario, some shitposter informs furfags of Polt and point then here, they come and ruin the thread, janitors find out and nuke us into oblivion since posting furryshit here isn't allowed.

>> No.14068396

>>14068384
What if the Kobold has a martyr fetish so she gets off on it even though she keeps triggering the Paladin and making him abuse her every time they meet?

>> No.14068401

>>14068396
Then she's unsuited to be a therapy Kobold and should be cycled out for another one.

>> No.14068403

>>14068394
I never got what the whole deal was with being a fence sitter.

I mean, why is liking both a bad thing?

>> No.14068407

>>14068403
Because:
A. trolls
B. retarded internet tribalism
Pick either or both.

>> No.14068411

>>14068403
From what I can make out, it's the fact that you only seem to speak up after a shitstorm with:
>not liking both/master race/ect.

I can see why some people would be annoyed with that.

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>>14068403
Because it impedes the shitposters that live off of [X]dom oriented funposting

>> No.14068416

>>14068403
Crab mentality.

>> No.14068419

>>14068372
>Glad to know not all of us were chased out
Don't play the victim please.

>> No.14068423

>>14068419
...said the majority member.

I mean, you're not wrong, but come on. We both know what team you're playing for.

>> No.14068427

>>14068419
nice meme

>> No.14068435

>>14068419
And now the femdomfags start shit as usual

>> No.14068438

and here, we, gooooooooooo

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Sword posteriors.

>> No.14068442

>>14068435
I reject your bait.

>>14068438
And I reject you as well, fence guy with his megaphone.

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>>14068441
Fox posteriors.

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>>14068438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2a8_Y3bkE

>> No.14068446

>>14068435
>as usual
Sure, man.

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>>14068419
>>14068423
>>14068427
>>14068435
>>14068442

>> No.14068454

>>14067433
>Dormouse
>Dressed as a monster hunter
She's going to try and mount me, isn't she?

>> No.14068459

I had a slightly strange dream about her. I got to kiss her, and we also had a bunch of cats. I don't know why but they just kept appearing.

>> No.14068461

>>14068448
Your implication is both insulting and unnecessary.

>> No.14068462

>>14068454
Don't eat the blu foob she leaves out for you.

>> No.14068463

>>14068438
Monstergirls, they are the best!
Shitposters should just give it a rest!

Discuss MGs or go away!
Leave dumb opinions for another day!

Sexy ladies with a bestial side
Want to take you on a wild ride

Hug them, kiss them, fuck them too,
But your shitposting only makes them blue

Stay on topic you curs, don't make them sad
This shitstorm, like this poem, is fucking bad.

>> No.14068465

>>14067433
>Cyberbots
So she's piloting a 15 meter tall fighting robot without any clothes on.

I guess I'll just jump into my Blodia and fight her then.

>> No.14068467

>>14068461
>unnecessary
Clearly not.

>> No.14068469

>>14068463
You are henceforth banished from the monster girl community.

>> No.14068471

>>14067433
>Holstaur in full US military gear
I need this.

>> No.14068473

What would happen if my monster waifu found out about my chronic shitposting habits? How would I find redemption?

>> No.14068476

>>14068473
>What would happen if my monster waifu found out about-
Rape.
>How would I find redemp-
Rape.

>> No.14068477

>>14068467
Look, maybe this makes me a faggot, but not everything I don't agree with is bait.

>> No.14068478

>>14067433
>Kejourou dressed as a boatslut
Sounds hot.

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>>14068471
Her titties would be too big though, unless there's some strap or body armor to hold them in place.

>> No.14068480

>>14068473
She'd divorce you, and live her life with Chad Thunderthighs from high school.

>> No.14068482

>>14068462
But I'm so hungry, and there isn't anything else in the house to eat.

>> No.14068483

>>14068469
Porquoi?

>> No.14068484

>>14068477
You may very well be alone in thinking that, furthermore, you replied. Clearly his image isn't unnecessary.

>> No.14068485
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Why pat heads when you can rub eyebrows?

>> No.14068486

>>14067433
A kobold dressed as isaac clarke in the ds1 suit
she's gonna try to stomp on me and then get eaten

>> No.14068487 [DELETED] 

>>14068476
>>14068480
Shh, it's okay anons.

Just take it easy.

>> No.14068490

Paladin won't be happy to see his fellow lawyers out late, drinking and fighting over a man when they have a trial in the morning

>> No.14068491

>>14068483
You heard me.

>> No.14068492

>>14068478
I read that as buttslut, dammit quicksilver.

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>>14068471
Eh, close enough. She's supposed to be William Halsey.

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>>14068443
Even more of them

>> No.14068497

>>14068485
Only if the eyebrows are as lovely as those.

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>>14067433
>Werebat dressed as Soma Cruz
That coat would be a little too big and impractical for her.

>> No.14068499

>>14068484
Clearly, we disagree. I guess one of us must be bait then.

>> No.14068501

>>14068498
My man.
Aria or Dawn?

>> No.14068502
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What kind of monster girl would be the best partner for a guy who unintentionally came across as scary and was always misunderstood? At first I was thinking maybe something soft and understanding like a Yeti but then the silly thoughts took over. Like maybe pairing him with a delinquent Oni who genuinely thinks he's terrifying and idolizes him for it, one misunderstanding after another "confirming" her ideas.

Having an Oni follow him around would lead to him having an even worse rep.
>You hear? Anon from class 3-A has a body guard now
>What an Oni? How the hell did he tame her, he really is scary
>Oh god he's here be quiet

>> No.14068503

>>14068495
This vulpine harlot knows that my favorite color is red.

>> No.14068510

>>14068480
I think you're overestimating here. She'd be at most disappointed, expecting better out of her anon.

What the real question is how would anon make it up to her?

>> No.14068511

>>14068499
This post is bait.

>> No.14068513

>>14068502
This, but with a Hellhound. She would be the dom obviously, but everyone would think I tamed her.

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>>14068501
Dawn.

>> No.14068515

>>14068511
This is bait.

>> No.14068516

>>14068515
This bait.

>> No.14068517

https://picarto.tv/monorus

Mono is drawing something that may or may not be a monster girl, but those hips don't lie

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>>14068502

>> No.14068519

>>14068495
>>14068443
I want to motorboat those cheeks.

>> No.14068520

>>14065845
That sounds like autistic nip shit.

>> No.14068521

>>14068490
That's what happens when he doesn't put out. They find the D somewhere else.

>> No.14068523

>>14068516
Fine, you win. You can be bait this time.

>> No.14068524

>>14068502
Something cute and harmless on the outside but actually a horrifying monster on the inside

>> No.14068527 [DELETED] 

>>14068513
Eat shit.

>> No.14068529

>>14068524
Baphomet?
Alice?
Dormouse?

>> No.14068530

>>14068523
You would have won if you recognized the pattern.

>> No.14068531

>>14068527
Fuck off maledomfag

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>>14068518
This girl is the bustiest shortstack I've seen in any hmanga.

Gandharva/Manticore with these proportions when?

>> No.14068534

>>14068521
>Paladins giving the D to heretical creatures
Get the fuck out

>> No.14068536

>>14068518
>That doujin
You have greattaste.

>> No.14068539

>>14068518
>tfw mangaka only makes worthwhile stories if the main focus is on porn
Fuck these fags.

>> No.14068540

>>14068485
You can do both simultaneously, though.

>> No.14068543

>>14068502
I like the idea of a goblin gang following him around and threatening people that their boss will beat them up while he desperately tries to fix the situation. He'd end up accidentally making it worse and everyone would run on terror except the goblin girls who are looking up at him, eyes shining, and all cheering him on.

>> No.14068544

>>14068533
I swear her and Noise are responsible for me liking the idea of Hobgoblins even more recently.

>> No.14068545

>>14068524
>reverse Abomination
How perverse.

>> No.14068546

>>14068530
>implying I didn't
No friend, I just don't think posting a single word is worth a post.

>> No.14068547

>>14068502
Dormouse
Or any sweet deredere girl that follows him around
Also make him tsundere

>> No.14068548

>>14068534
It was heretical working with them in the first place, he no longer has anything to lose.

>> No.14068549 [DELETED] 

>>14068517
Well, she has shark teeth and a long tongue.

No clue what she's from though.

>> No.14068550 [DELETED] 

>>14068531
Nah.

>> No.14068551

>>14068546
What, and continuing this was? You could have just been a sport and left it with an atmosphere of 'dangit ya got me'

>> No.14068552

>>14068531
>posting "fuck off"
For what purpose? This works 0% of the time.

>> No.14068555

>>14068524
>>14068529
Bapho would probably work best because they're so op.
Alice could work but only if her innocent side is all an act and she's actually a twisted psycho.

>> No.14068556

>>14068552
It scares alps off when you tell them to fuck off

>> No.14068557

>>14068551
>being a sport
Never, you can't make me.

>> No.14068558

>>14068514
Quick, favourite monstergirl from that game.
And if it isn't Alraune or Valkyrie, tell me why.

>> No.14068560

>>14068547
So , basically this>>14068533 but with a Dormouse

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>>14068544
Hobgoblins probably have large bums to go along with their big titties for all we know.

>> No.14068565

>>14068557
Spoilsport. Know that an anonymous man somewhere in this world will always know you as a spoilsport. You are anonymous but this particular incarnation of you and your anonymity will forever forth be a spoilsport.

>> No.14068568

>>14068565
That's fine, I wear my sins with pride.

>> No.14068569

>>14068543
>Goblin gang
I like the direction this is going in, if we're going for harems it opens a lot of possibilities with him attracting all the scary types.
>Oni was the first girl to take a liking to him and makes him her role model
>Goblin gang want him to take the place of the Hobgoblin leader they've never had
>Due to a very unfortunate misunderstanding due to the Goblins a Manticore thinks he's going to kill her, she often puts herself in humiliating positions like bowing to him, offering her lunch and asking to be stepped on
>A Hellhound sees him as a challenge, wanting to dominate him to prove herself as the top dog but she never makes it past the Oni who's always by his side
>>14068547
>Also make him tsundere
A tsundere who just wants to eat his lunch in peace and study, he's actually a great student despite all the rumours about him. People often put his grades down to him threatening a teacher though.

>> No.14068570 [DELETED] 

>>14068558
Erinys. Because they're essentially stronger, green-skinned Valkyries.

>> No.14068571

I'd hate to be the guy at Penis Inspection day in MGC School who ends up getting outted as an Alp and can no longer sneak into the boy's locker rooms anymore

>> No.14068572

>>14068556
Seeing as we still have a bunch of alps here, I question your strategem.

>> No.14068573

>>14068443
construction workers mustve been eating Indian food before using the outhouse poor girl

>> No.14068576

>>14068572
>>14068571
Uncanny

>> No.14068577

>>14068572
Nonsense, there are no alps here, you're being paranoid.

>> No.14068579

>>14068563
>Hobgoblin that refuses to share you with the tribe and drags you to her tent for kissy times.

>> No.14068580

I want to stalk various monstergirls until I find one with a personality I like then break into their home while they slumber and put a finger on their ring and force them to marry me

>> No.14068581

>>14068570
The castlevania Erinys has nothing to do the with "real" Erinys

>> No.14068582

>>14068577
Oh yeah, and the mailman doesn't read my letters, and the jews don't control everything.

Wake up!

>> No.14068583

>>14068570
Oh yeah, I forgot about them. Their soul ability's pretty brilliant, too.

Don't forget the Demon Maid's ability can completely nullify any projectile attack. It makes the fight against Death a breeze, seeing as how you can just vacuum up all the sickles.

>> No.14068584

>>14068580
>put a finger on their ring
Just like a stalker to have severed fingers on him at all times.

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>>14068580
>put a finger on their ring

>> No.14068586

>>14068580
That is way more effort than needed anon-kun.

>> No.14068587

>>14068580
>finger on their ring
Are you sure anal is the right way to do it?

>> No.14068591

>>14068587
He's threatening to anally finger her if she refuses.

>> No.14068594

>>14068591
Without any lubrication? The monster!

>> No.14068595 [DELETED] 

>>14068580
Is she a Zombie by chance?

>> No.14068597

I want a drunk monstergirl to pass out on top of me in the middle of her rape attempt

>> No.14068600

>>14068597
That sounds adorable actually. What if she's a big girl though?

>> No.14068601

>>14068597
Find an oni

>> No.14068603

>>14068600
Then I guess I'm stuck there until she wakes up!

>> No.14068605

>>14068600
Then use those muscles, boy.

>> No.14068607

>>14068603
>Who are you?
>Why is there a nipple imprint on your face?
>Are you a pervert?

>> No.14068612

>>14067433

>Kejourou dressed like Rajyaki from Muramasa

Cute.

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Does lifting loli Ushis make for a good workout?

>> No.14068627

>>14068560
>but with a Dormouse
Or any species that tends to go deredere, but yes.

>> No.14068635
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>>14068492

>> No.14068636
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Bless Overlord and its crazy women

>> No.14068638
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>>14068636

>> No.14068640

>>14068636
I didn't like her faces. She's creepier in the novel with her perfect manners and genuine joy about eating people.

>> No.14068643

>>14068579
>kissy times
Hnng

>> No.14068644
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>>14068597
>A drunk Minotaurus passes out on top of you after a failed rape attempt
>Now you're left with a fear boner for no reason
>Although now you look at her when she's sleeping she's kind of cute
>You prod her face a few times, she doesn't respond
>Wondering what it would take to get her to wake up you grope her breast, still nothing
>It's at this moment an idea enters your head
>You know it's wrong but you slide down her underwear she had stripped down to before passing out, you know this is horribly wrong but since she tried to rape you first it's all fair you tell yourself
>It takes a bit of effort to position yourself under the bulky minotaur but you eventually slide yourself into her, it turns out she was wet when she passed out
>You're just about to start moving your hips when she groans in your ear
>"You started without me?" she says with a sleepy grin
>"Go ahead though, I'm exhausted"
>She wraps her arms around your shoulders and leaves the rest to you, a night with a drunken Minotaur ended up being a lot better than you expected

>> No.14068667

>>14068638
What is this, freaking breast vore?

Neat.

>> No.14068669

>>14068636
>>14068638
That's an autistic smile if I've ever seen one.

>> No.14068673

We're on page 8 already. What magic is this?

>> No.14068680

>>14068305

Oh, come now, we're not even scratching the surface yet...

After all, just where do you think Pitbolds came from?

>> No.14068684

>>14068680
No
Not allowed

>> No.14068686 [DELETED] 

>>14068644
>a Minotaur will never sneak her nipple into your mouth, and let you suckle on it as you sleep

>> No.14068688 [DELETED] 

>>14068684
I know next to nothing about dog breeds. What's wrong with pitbulls?

>> No.14068689

>>14068669
She's a slime that pretends to be human.
Those eyes? Blobs of color on a slime surface, The mouth? slime

>> No.14068695

>>14068688
Black person dog, aggressive and always looking to bite people

>> No.14068699

>>14068695
Wrong, wrong and wrong.

>> No.14068701
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Yo.

Finished chapter 6 of Falling Leaves. Go read it: http://pastebin.com/pa23AJHJ

Sorry for the delay, but I believe the delay was better than the alternative (a terrible chapter). It also gave me time to hammer out what I want to do with the story, so this could turn out pretty fun.

I hope you nerds enjoy it. It's also great to get feedback on which parts of each chapter suck, so myeah.

Meanwhile, I'll be over here lamenting the lack of non-touhou tanuki artwork.

>> No.14068702

>>14068680
>>14068695
Fuck you, Pit Bulls are great. Only limp dick liberals hate them. Pitbulls are less vicious then most small dog breeds anyways.

>> No.14068704

>>14068695
Never mind the fact that they're also durable as fuck. There was an incident here where one decided it was a good idea to bite a police officer, he kicked it multiple times and jumped over a wall, it didn't let go. His partner shot it twice and the crazy thing was still looking for a fight, took a 3rd bullet to kill it.

They're technically a banned breed here but people still have them, they're more suited to being hellhounds honestly.

>> No.14068705

>>14068688

Not him, but pitbulls were originally bred solely for pit-fighting against other dogs (hence the name). Incidentally, they're incredibly strong, tenacious and overwhelmingly, disturbingly tough.

...Also friendly as fuck if raised properly.

>> No.14068715

I want a corgi kobold with short stubby legs!

>> No.14068716
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>There are people in this very thread right now who are terrified of this and think it's a killer
I'd give my newborn son a little Pitbull Kobold to raise alongside him and protect him as his childhood friend

>> No.14068724

>>14068100
French for extra embarrassment.

>> No.14068729

>>14068716
For real though I wouldn't do that just because that baby is gonna get a mouthful of pitbull slobber and that's gross

>> No.14068733

>>14068716
I'll admit,I thought poorly of pits until two of my roommates each got a pit. they're the sweetest dogs ever. Dumb as fuck though. Watched one walk in front of a car and he walked it off. Tough bastards.

>> No.14068735

>>14068716
I have absolutely no fear of them, but its understandable. Have you seen what they can do to you man?

>> No.14068736

>>14068701
Awww yesss.

And that feel, not that there's anything wrong with mamizou

>> No.14068737

>>14068716
Remember though, it only takes once. What's that phrase dog owners always use when their little shit goes out of control? "I'm so sorry he's never done anything like this before." All dogs are animals at the end of the day and all it takes is one moment acting off of instinct.

The problem is with Pitbulls that they can do a hell of a lot more damage than most breeds, I support harsher controls on them than most types of dogs, including compulsory muzzling in public but banning like a lot of countries do is going too far.

>> No.14068740

>>14068716
My family had a female doberman when I was a baby. They told me she was always by my side and having an eye on me.

>> No.14068741

>>14068736
I don't have anything against Mamizou, either, aside from her prevalence.

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>>14068701
>non-touhou tanuki artwork
Well, there is pic-related.

>> No.14068746

>>14068741
at least you won't be lacking in art so long as there's 2hus

>> No.14068754

>>14068737
I also support muzzling stupid animals in public, such as you.

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Elins are for ________

>> No.14068756

>>14068740

Same, 'cept I had a Newfie dog.

According to my mom, before I could walk, I was riding her around the house like a horse.

>> No.14068757

>>14068755
Cuddling, spooning, hotdogging and ear play.

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>>14068347
Idk you have your tates and I have mine... Mia not even tip tier lamia/naga MG art for me. Best is Midnight's, Followed by Kenkou Cross's stuff (incl Alice) (including the time KC drew Miia in a doujin), then Okayado's Miia

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>>14068745
Yeah, non-Mamizou tanuki art exists, but it can be hard to find.

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>>14068755
PK

>> No.14068772

>>14068716
Pitbulls get a very bad rep. They're actually very smart and sweet dogs. Very energetic, though. They need firm training and regular exercise.

>> No.14068773

>>14068764
That looks like Ichirin.

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>>14068737
But you can say the same about any breed of animal kept as a pet. And muzzling specific breeds is retarded, good luck trying to enforce that since everyone will say their dog is a different breed, or a mixed, and implying officiers are competent enough to know dog breeds or would enforce it fairly. I've been bitten by far more small dogs, while every Rottweiler, Pitbull, and other breed has been completely tame and docile. Hell, I've met actual junkyard dogs that are trained to attack intruders that are more tame and friendly.

You ever been bitten by a Chiweenie? Those bastards are from hell, and bite when even the lightest bit provoked. Those bastards can tear your hand up, and pray to God it don't get infected.

Big dog breeds are man's best friend. As Monster Girls they'd be loyal, protective, and gentle to you, but deadly to anyone wishing you harm.

Small dog breeds are fucking bitches. As Monster Girls they'd be haughty, abusive, spoiled rotten, bitchy, and would probably spam anubicuck bullshit in threads. They're also small flat washboards too.

>> No.14068776

>>14068716
It's ugly anyway

>> No.14068777

>>14068773
Shit, I mean Nazirin.

>> No.14068780

>>14068772
From what I've heard again and again, they're also one of the most family-friendly breeds around if raised properly.

>> No.14068782

>>14068766
Correct, go get yourself a biscuit.

>> No.14068785

>>14068773
Apparently she was drawn by a group called life-is-free. That's the extent of my knowledge.

>> No.14068786

>>14068755
Intercrural!

>> No.14068793 [DELETED] 

>>14068774
>Chiweenie
They're so tiny though.

>> No.14068796

>>14068774
>hating on small dog breeds
Corgis and Jack Russells are olev I tell you! OLEV!

>> No.14068797

I can't remember if it was pitbulls or something else, but there was something about some dogs flying into a viking berserker rage at the point where most domesticated dogs would break off the attack. Like it's not even an upbringing thing, it's an instinct thing that's gotten bred into them.

>> No.14068798

>>14068774
>and would probably spam anubicuck bullshit in threads
In /hbg/ they probably argue about Egyptians cucking monster girls by fucking Welsh guys.

>> No.14068805

>>14068796
Corgis are okay but holy shit my friend's Jack Russell was crazy, the first time I went to his place it started barking at me and wouldn't let go of my shoe.

Everyone knows Scottie Dogs are the best small dog. Scottie Dog Kobold when?

>> No.14068806

>>14068780
For the most part they are, but they need to have attentive owners that'll train them properly. They're pretty smart at figuring out how to get at stuff that they want, even if it requires a little destruction. My cousin's loves squeaky toys & is smart enough to figure out what causes the noise. She then proceeds without fail to chew the toy open (not even rip it apart, just open it right where the squeaker is) to get at the squeaker. They're also playful, but will nip and jump up at you if you let them.

Basically, just train them right and there's zero problems

>> No.14068812

>>14068796
Smaller breeds are fine. It's the things that look like Koosh balls or large rodents that are the bastards.

>> No.14068817

>>14068758
then take into account, mindnights character design has her using katanas, spells, and she has 'spirit' arms a la Lucy/Nyu/Elfen Lied. Miia starts to look like melted vanilla ice cream. Make an anime with her... hell 'paste story here'... I'd still watch the shit out of it.

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>>14058955
I don't agree but they are quite nice.

crits always welcome

>> No.14068824

>>14068805
I had three when I was in high school. It's hard to come home and see them being old and still trying to jump up on the couch when they can't quite get there, or when one tries to catch birds by jumping but doesn't jump as high anymore.
;-;

>> No.14068825

>>14068805
My Jack Russel is the same. We have to lock her upstairs whenever somebody she doesn't know well comes over, or she'll spend the entire time sneaking around and barking.

>> No.14068831

roadrunner girls when
I'm just kidding, they're terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvM3NJ_2fA

>> No.14068832

>>14068701
Noice
Thanks

>> No.14068838 [DELETED] 

>>14068823
>tfw know fuck-all about anatomy even though I see something wrong looking

>> No.14068840

>>14068831
>Bashing it against the rocks
I hate to use a shitty over used joke at this point but "stop he's already dead" is highly appropriate here.

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>>14068823
That's a really nice snake

>> No.14068842

>>14068831

...Wouldn't that just be a particularly pissed off Cockatrice?

>> No.14068846

>>14068831
>Grab by the head, cave its skull in, and swallow it whole
Meep meep, motherfucker

>> No.14068853

>>14068846

The Brock Samson of harpies. Surely.

>> No.14068860

>>14068716
The problem with pits is their owners. Because of their reputation whenever some violent nigger is looking to get a dog he gets a pit, so there are a ton of abused and/or aggressive pitbulls out there.

Rottweilers use to have the same problem. Still do to some extent but pits have replaced them kind of. They are also very sweet dogs if you raise them right.

>> No.14068867

>>14068860
That's less of a pitbull problem and more of a nigger problem though. Same thing with guns too.

>> No.14068882

>>14068823
I like it. Your style is pretty neat.

>> No.14068896

I want to see a German Shepard Kobold.

>> No.14068908

>>14068896
I can imagine her being friendly, confident and extremely reliable.
Like a strong big sister kobold.

>> No.14068912

>>14068908
Yeah that sounds nice.

>> No.14068913

>>14068644
Aw, rape is so romantic.

>> No.14068916

>>14068644
>Sleep sex
More please.

>> No.14068919

Samoyed Kobold
http://i.imgur.com/XTFaPyG.gif

>> No.14068920

>>14068724
Especially if there's no hole in the back for her tail.

>> No.14068932

>>14068920
But that'd make it constantly lift the rear, exposing the low-cut panties she wears out of necessity! Perfect.

>> No.14068933

>>14068920

maid dresses

unf

>> No.14068938

>>14068932
I know, right?

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>>14068701
There's more non-Touhou tanuki art than there is non-Touhou mousegirl art. (thanks Naz)
Unfortunately, most of it is low enough quality to not be attractive for posting.
I've dredged a few dozen tanuki girl images off Pixiv where I ended up thinking "Ok, maybe if I just touched this up a little and used it on a perfectly relevant post." but mostly I haven't posted them.
A few that I have touched up and posted have been reused, so that's good. One that comes to mind is a busty boss-looking non-Mami tanuki smoking a kiseru. I had to crop the mangled feet off that one and then eventually another poster smoothed out the perky nipple that was triggering people's OCD.
Oh right, monstergirl stories. um...
>Enter into magical university.
>Meet pic related tanuki.
>Hit it off, both of you remain studious because she's actually a hard worker and you'd rather be a wizard than a sex slave.
>One day get backed into a wall by the local succusluts who insist that you've gone single for long enough and should loosen up with a nice test orgy.
>Declare that your heart belongs to another. They can't smell mana on you.
>Blurt out the first half-decent person on your mind, the tanuki.
>"Oh, that's great! But you haven't even told her yet? We'll go get her! And you can prove it right here in front of us."
>Well, that doesn't sound so ba-
>"Physically."

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>>14068065
116

>> No.14068955

>>14068919
I'd pass out from the sheer amount of love and comfy. Kobolds are such good girls.

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>>14068125
AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>> No.14068980 [DELETED] 

>>14068946
M-More?

>> No.14069007

>>14068980
There is no more. The tanuki only likes him as a friend and then the succubutts gang rape him.

>> No.14069011

With less than 24 hours to go till the new girl I'm going to guess we'll be getting another girl to fill out an existing group like Demon and the titty fairy did. Maybe something from Wonderland since he stopped it early last time and he's doing human-ish looking girls anyway.

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>>14069007
Tch, don't be like that. You're not even the one who started it.
>>14068980
Yeh, I'll think of something.

>> No.14069019

>>14069007
Well, that's depressing. Nerdy school friends are my fetish...

>>14069011
I want a new Undead still.

>> No.14069022

>>14069011
Canadian Goose girl

>> No.14069024

>>14069018
>I'll think of something
Oh goodie.

Also from the thumbnail I thought that tanuki was on a wooden segway.

>> No.14069033

>>14069011
I'd like some more chaos demon aligned girls.

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SET-SAMA~

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Quetzal harpy when?

>> No.14069054

>>14069049
A slut.

>> No.14069058

>>14069054
A slut is fine too.

>> No.14069062

>>14068022
>>14067969
>>14067944
>TFW Doppel would have cat girls licking her palms

>> No.14069064

>>14069058
You say that only because you're a slut too.

>> No.14069069
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Haohi is the best, I want her to step on me!

>> No.14069071

>>14069064
There's nothing wrong with being a slut for your waifu

>> No.14069074

>>14069064
There is literally nothing wrong with being a slut for big, meaty paws.

>> No.14069075

>>14069071
The only kind of slut I want to be is a cuddleslut

>> No.14069078

>>14069011

Nyarlathotep

>> No.14069080

>>14069071
As long as your waifu isn't Set. Or do you enjoy the taste of hundreds of guys when she rapes your throat with that tongue?

>> No.14069099

>>14069011
Cu Sith

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>Be proud member of the USAF
>The Ducks have picked up something on radar
>Going Mach 3 on water, it's too small to be a torpedo but too fast to be anything living
>You and some of the men go out on deck of the aircraft carrier and hear a sonic boom as a white flash goes by
>That's when the musk hits you like a hurricane
>You gear up and get into your F-15 Eagle
>Put that son of a bitch at max speed
>You can see the Cockatrice below you, running across the water like she's Jesus
>The wind shear alone would kill you if you ejected now
>She notices you and grins
>Kicks it into overdrive
>Holy shit she's fast, but you're not ready to give up
>In a Looney Tunes moment you slow the jet down as your co-pilot takes the wheel
>Strapping yourself into a warhead you let loose, hearing Kenny Logins yelling HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE in your head
>The levels of absurdity of the situation are only matched by your love of Wil E. Coyote and Road Runner
>You hear a muffled "God speed! Fox 1 deploying!"
>And you're off, gaining on the Cockatrice quickly
>You gotta time it just right
>We're talking Nuke the Fridge levels of just right
>The warhead detonates on the water's surface, sending you and her flying with the expansion of the explosion hitting your backs
>How either one of you isn't gelatin is beyond you
>Manage to reposition yourself to violate her in mid-air
>Gravity has no meaning to either one of you any more, or where you're headed
>All that matters is you're Man and Cockatrice conjoined in blissful union
>She exudes even more musk as you're falling
>Shield her with your body, she's flapping and meeping like the chicken-shit bird harpy she is
>Meanwhile you're just thrusting like a madman into her
>Holy shit you've never felt more alive than now
>Suck on that, Bugs Bunny

>> No.14069128

>>14068125
God lord I want Dat Polt.

>> No.14069131

>>14069106
Radical. I like this wave of cockatrice stuff we've been recently getting.
It's setting her up as an enjoyably absurd girl. Plus, the high octane, ACME-brand sex is pretty stellar too.

>> No.14069132

>>14069106
Average Saturday morning MGC cartoon.

>> No.14069150
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Your 42 Houri virgins await you in Eros Heaven.

http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

Houri added, page 71.

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>>14069106
Wunderbar.

Cockatrices can be used in pretty high-octane stuff provided you know what to do with them.

>> No.14069159 [DELETED] 

>>14069106
This is pure garbage.

Makes sense that a maledomfag can't right for shit.

>> No.14069160

>>14067433
>KF2
honestly it works better the other way round since i'm a brit
even if it would drive them up the wall with me constantly shouting MONEY MONEY MONEY and throwing monoply money at them

>> No.14069161

>>14069150
Always good to see you ain't dead, love this series mate.

>> No.14069162 [DELETED] 

>>14069150
>you will never fondle a Houris palmable breasts

>> No.14069167 [DELETED] 

>>14069159
Give it a rest already you big baby.

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>>14069106
I would DESTROY that butt.

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>>14069170
I want to see a Cockatrice in a tight jump suit with pantylines.

>> No.14069182

>>14068946
>>14069024

>You stand uncomfortably ringed by three succubi openly leering at you for several minutes, until you can hear the ones who ran off approaching with the loudly protesting tanuki.
>"...I was on my way to inscribing class. Those aren't easy to make up, you know. Unlike you I actually want to graduate, not just coast by and hope for a magical husband. Where are we going, anyway?"
>At this point she rounds the corner to see you flanked by your companions.
>"Oh, Erasma, are we interrupting something?"
>The head succubus turns leisurely around, adopting a sweet smile and tone unbecoming of the metal thong and nipple clasps she dare call dailywear.
>"Not at all, Tomiko! In fact, we were waiting for you. You see, we were curious if there was any girl dear Anon here loved, and the shy boy confessed to it being you!"
>A strange expression twists across the tanuki's face and her tail flips side to side for a moment. She cocks and eyebrow and ear, squinting at you slightly.
>"Is that so? I haven't heard anything about it from him. I figured he wanted to get on with things as much as I did."
>"Yes! Exactly. Get on with things. And that's what we're doing right now."
>As she speaks, Erasma lightly dances to Tomiko's back and gives a shove towards you.
>"So get it on!"
>The tanuki trips and faceplants into your chest, ears brushing your chin. Her full breasts slide against you as she straightens. Was she always so curvy?
>"What the hell, Era?! You almost broke my glass-"
>At this point it seems to dawn on her that she's touching you.
>"Ahem. So, Anon. You supposedly love me. And these girls wanted to draw out your confession as soon as possible, is that correct?"
>"And to see him prove it!" utters the succubus to your left with a lascivious grin.
>"Well?" Her eyes are expectant and you can feel the breeze of her swinging tail.
>After a moment to gather your composure, you pick your words carefully.

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>>14065570
Because why is this garbage on /jp/?

Fun fact: /jp/ is not /jp/ - Anime & Manga Generals

>> No.14069197

>>14069185
Neither is /mgg/. All the manga & anime with monstergirls is discussed on /a/.

>> No.14069198

>>14069185
Because mods.

>> No.14069200 [DELETED] 

>>14069185
Nigger we barely talk about animu here.

>> No.14069202

>>14069179
This, but also one of those stupid aerodynamic helmets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxbnadlIz4

>> No.14069204 [DELETED] 

>>14069182
Coming along nicely.

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>>14069185
Are you a /v/irgin by chance?

>> No.14069226

>>14069170
I'd do a smut short but I find my skills... lacking.

>> No.14069245

>>14069185
MGE isn't anime or manga you nerd. That's the entire reason we got booted here.

>> No.14069264

I want to go into a Crow Tengu Book club and Tell them they are guilty of murder pun intended and see how far out the door I get before one of them Mamono's up and does something or see if they all beta out.

>> No.14069269

>>14069245
You got booted because this is another of the million cancerous generals on this websight, and m***t hates /jp/, so you got dumped here instead of permabanned like it should have been, just to punish the board even more.

>> No.14069283

>>14069264
But what if they did commit murder and they try to silence you?

>> No.14069292

>>14069269
Japanese content that doesn't belong on /a/ belongs on /jp/. Remember we're a containment board to start with, the only reason /jp/ exists is because people got sick of touhou.

>> No.14069296

>>14069283
Then I run as far as I can, see if i can find an Ushi to rape me or something, that would scare them off.

>> No.14069302

>>14069296
She can't rape you forever anon. You need a long term plan.

>> No.14069303

>>14069292
New content is fine, generals are not.

I'd be super psyched to yank it to some spider monster with huge gazongas, but not in yet another eternal circle jerk that will never ever vanish off the board as long as even 2 autismos still live.

>> No.14069313

>>14069264
Are Raven girls smug bullies to compensate for Crow girls' nerdiness?

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>>14069313
You know it, nerd.

>> No.14069321

>>14069303
>Circlejerk
Dude, there is just too many people who like monstergirls lying around, do you want them to stay in one thread or scattered all over the place posting monstergirls everywhere?

Remember the MLP incident?

>> No.14069324

>>14069318
>Knocking an angel's halo off
>Standing on a dead man's body
Ravens confirmed for shit girls.

>> No.14069329

>>14069324
He might not be dead Anon, she probably just beat him up while reciting Edgar Allan Poe before taking his lunch money.

>"Nevermore, manslut."

>> No.14069330

>>14069321
>comparing this thread to mlp
He's going all out.

>> No.14069332

>>14069330
I'm defending the reason why the threads should remain you fucking dumbass.

>> No.14069334

>>14069330
I just hope we don't get people who are into this who are also equally as cancerous as the type you see over in /mlp/.
I hope we don't get those kinds of people ruining a good thing here.

>> No.14069339

>>14069329
More like "Tomorrow, same time, same place. Cumpump."

>> No.14069341

>>14069179
Jack o has to be one of the worst designs Arcsys has shat out
and yes, I'm including platinum

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>>14069341
I don't really have any issue with it, since it feels like a skimpier variant of That Mans outfit.
For obvious reasons of course.

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>>14069321
I Super Don't Care 64

Anything is better than generals. At least once people get tired of spamming threads they go away, generals just persist and completely ruin the topic because nobody but full retard general conk sunkers stick around these shitholes for more than a month or 2, which totally kills the topic for the rest of eternity because the homos that are left never let this shit rest.

This isn't a forum, things need to go away so people get time to make new content that isn't total garbage like this nests of cancer, but there's just enough of you shitbirds to keep them limping along at the speed of suck, and mods don't permaban these dumps like they should, so you just hang around while everyone else waits for you to die.

>> No.14069353

>>14069339
>Raven Girl Delinquents hang outside the school, perched on top of the wall smoking.
>They cat call Anon as he walks past on the way home. Then start cawing and laughing as he blushes.

>> No.14069355

>>14067095
Christ, dumblrites are so pathetic.

>> No.14069357

>>14069313
>>14069318
>Crow tengu builds up all her courage and tries to ask a boy he likes out
>As she tries to stutter something out, the raven bully swoops in
>"Hey sweetie, what are you doing with this loser here? Me and the girls are throwing a party later today and we manged to get some beer. If you come I promise it'll be a lot of fun. Let this bitch mingle with the other nerds"
>The raven girl leaves with the guy, but not before slamming her into the locker
>The Tengu is so disappointed, she cant even talk to her friends about the latest human boy anime

>> No.14069364

>>14069350
All these 2hu threads on /jp/ would still function the same if they were all in one general thread. The only difference is that they're all over the damn board instead of lumped together.

Unless you want a shitload of monstergirl threads with only a few posts each clogging /jp/, you should leave us alone, because we do our part in leaving everyone else alone.

Don't kid yourself. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be complaining here.

>> No.14069367 [DELETED] 

>>14069350
Did you come in here with the purpose of getting angry at us? Couldn't you just hide and filter these threads like any other semi-reasonable NEET?

>> No.14069370

>>14069367
>>14069364
Just ignore him, for fuck's sake.

>> No.14069373
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>MFW it's literally impossible for me to write anything but erotica
>Everything devolves from plot into DISHING THE DICK

>> No.14069378 [DELETED] 

>>14069373
Write erotica until you get bored of it.
Then, go on to non-lewd stuff.

>> No.14069379

>>14069373
I'm failing to see the problem

>> No.14069382

>>14069373
I'm the reverse. I can't seem to get into the lewds without everything dropping in quality.

>> No.14069383

>>14069364
90% of you fuckups would vanish back to the shithole you came from if you didn't have a general to cling to, don't kid yourselves.

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>>14069269
>m***t

>> No.14069390

>>14069387
Not to mention there's three asterisks in there.
What's the third one supposed to be?

>> No.14069391

>>14069383
Oh, so you're telling us to stop liking what you don't like.

I'll give you a 3/10 for getting me to reply more than once, you need to work on your form, anglerman.

>> No.14069396 [DELETED] 

>>14069383
Take it easy brohamski.

>> No.14069397

>>14069182

>"Tomiko, I love you more than any other girl here." you manage in a tone too stiff for sincerity.
>Affection shifts to suspicion as the words sink in, and Tomiko's eyes shrink back to guarded lines.
>Maintaining her sugary facade, Era chimes in "See? He adores you! Now kiss."
>No getting out of this, and you could do much worse.
>You take the initiative and lock your lips across the tanuki's soft mouth. After a startled moment she responds in kind, tasting you in breathy gasps with an unexpected hunger.
>She presses into you, pushing you to the wall as her hands wrap into your fingers and bushy fluff finds it's way under your shirt, teasing your midriff.
>A moment turns to dozens as she gets worked up, her tongue playing with yours, pressing her body hard against you as if to merge into one.
>Eventually it ends, and she steps back flushed, eyes soft and yearning.
>The reverie ends with a cackle from behind her, as Erasma drops the act.
>"Great! Now fuck!"
>"Era, what?! No! Not now. This isn't the time or the place for it. Anon and I can talk about it later. I have to be going. If I hurry I might still make that class."
>The succubus to your left adopts a look of indignation.
>"No way, Tomi! He still hasn't proved shit and you haven't claimed him. One kiss doesn't cut it." with this, her face turns to pure mischief "Fine then, run off. I'm sure we'll find some other way to have fun."
>Panic runs across Tomiko's face and she begins a retort when Era interrupts.
>"No, Anna. She's right. We put these two lovebirds on the spot with no notice, and they have things they need to do. As she said, now is neither the time nor the place for it. Run along, Tomi. We won't touch your boy."
>Tomiko walks off with a concerned expression and throws a look over her shoulder before rounding the corner.
>"We WILL talk later, Anon. Stay safe."
>Era looks to you. "Oh well, cutie. Guess we should be letting you go for now."

>> No.14069398

>>14069391
I'm telling you that you suck, these threads are terrible, mods aren't doing their jobs by nuking these threads from orbit, anyone that makes or posts in general threads should be banned, and you suck.

>> No.14069400

>>14069397
>As you unroot yourself from the wall and walk away, you hear giggling and a snippet of all too sinister muttering.
>"Oh yes, THIS is neither the time nor the place."

>> No.14069401

Remember to report and ignore.

>> No.14069408

Oh man this guy is hilarious. Look how mad he is.

>> No.14069412

>>14069373
If you have a quality, be proud of it. Let it define you, whatever it is.

>> No.14069414
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Everyone should calm down and take an oppai loli.

>> No.14069416 [DELETED] 

>>14069398
Just filter us then for fucks sake.

You aren't being forced to like or got to these threads by any means, despute you came in here on your own volition.

>> No.14069423

>>14069379
It's a problem because it shows that he can only think with his dick and cannot strive for something more than just writing smut. So if he wants to write anything else, he's fucked.

It's called dumbing yourself down, and it isn't a thing to be proud of.

>> No.14069425 [DELETED] 

>>14069416
go to*
despite*
Christ, I should at least proofread before engaging displeased individuals.

>> No.14069427

>>14069416
Complaining endlessly about things that don't matter is protected /jp/ heritage

>> No.14069428

>>14069414
Do you have any without the unnecessary ballast?

>> No.14069431

>>14069182
>>14069397
I don't trust 'em. Can't trust Succubutts no way no how.

>> No.14069438

>>14069414
I want to put my head between those breasts.

>> No.14069440

>>14069269
>doesn't actually know what he's talking about
My sides enjoyed your autistic comment.

>> No.14069441

>>14069423
Wrong. "Dumbing himself down" assumes he's capable of writing non-smut stuff decently, just not willing, in favor of smut.

>> No.14069448

>>14069441
He is somewhat capable, but he can't hold a non-lewd story for long, as he said this himself. Make that subconsciously dumbing himself down then.

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>>14069414
Hey, that's not your job! You're supposed to take this, not that!

>> No.14069453

>>14069450
NEVER

>> No.14069462

>>14069450
Why should I take one? What do they do?

>> No.14069465

>>14069414
I want to be bullied by one!

>> No.14069468

>>14069378
It's kind of hard to not get bored of it, but I lack the dedication to do a continuous story like Falling Leaves or Laska and Me

>>14069379
>>14069423
>>14069441
>>14069448
It's more like I can't write anything but smut and I have other writefags calling me a faggot for it

>> No.14069471

>>14069450
I'll only take the one with tits.

>> No.14069474

>>14069462
I think if you feed and care for them long enough they turn from NEET Wocks into NEET Jabberwocks.

>> No.14069476

>>14069468
>have other writefags calling me a faggot for it
Where is this even happening?

>> No.14069489 [DELETED] 

>>14069468
>I have other writefags calling me a faggot for it
I assume this is because you hang out on TFT, right?

>> No.14069492

>>14069465
How pathetic do you have to be to get bullied by a topheavy little girl?
You'd make the original bitchboy facepalm.

>> No.14069494

>>14069489
Not on there, no. Other boards, other sites. But definitely not there.

>> No.14069499

>>14069462
Why, it can do anything! Clean a house, clean the dishes, clean spills, used as a doorstop, clean windows, used as a wrist cushion, pillow, and more! It does all sorts of things, it's a miracle solution! Take one today!

>> No.14069500

>>14069468
So far, I can't write anything that's not greentext. You're already ahead of me.

>> No.14069505

>>14069492
Seeing a tiny himedere girl boss around her bara bodyguard is cute though.

>> No.14069516

>>14069499
Do you include an extra one free of charge if I take one now?

>> No.14069522 [DELETED] 

Never take a Wock.

It will fuck up everything.

>> No.14069540

>>14069516
Sure! In fact, if you take one now you can have three wocks! That's three times as many as just one!

>> No.14069542 [SPOILER] 
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Meanwhile on /A/

>> No.14069543 [DELETED] 

>>14069542
>that Zombina.

Too cute.

>> No.14069544

>>14069397
>>14069400

>The next day you leave your room for the Potions 69 course provided by the local Sabbath branch. Tomiko was too busy to talk with you last night but passed on a message that she'd be by to discuss your new situation tonight. It should prove...enlightening.
>Your path across the campus is framed by raucous catcalls and cheers of encouragement.
>What?
>As you pass a robed Bicorn, she calls out to you.
>"Haha, didn't know you had it in you, Anon! Good luck!"
>What.
>"Hey, what do you mean? Good luck with what?"
>"Well, your performance of course. I had figured you for a total prude but it seems you're going all-out this time. She's really lucky."
>"She's...?"
>"Tomiko! Golly, did you forget or are you just playing dumb? And after announcing it to the entire university too."
>Ok, really what.
>"I announced something to the university?"
>She pouts and puts her hands to her 'hips'
>"C'mon now, what are you trying to do? You put those posters all over the place announcing that you're going to have 'A Grand Fucktacular' with her in the dueling auditorium!"
>Oh. So that's what.
>"Oh, riiiight. Those posters. Right. Haha, of course. Thanks."
>Shit shit shit. You really need to talk to Tomiko NOW. Or...Era. She probably has something to do with this.

Uh...should I keep going with this line of thought? I'm not tremendously good with lewd but I can try.

>> No.14069545

I want to transform a hard and muscled paladin into a soft MG.

Preferably using a magic eclair stuffed with chocolate cream.

>> No.14069546

>>14069516
>>14069540
I seriously hope you don't fucking fall for this, Anon. Just say no.

>> No.14069551

>>14069542
Surprised there isn't more art or material focused on Zombina's "Rotten Girl" tendencies. Granted they're only mentioned in her profile and never shown in the manga...

>> No.14069554

>>14069544
Can't trust Succubi no way no how.

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>>14069542
They got a quality drawfag in the threads there.

>> No.14069555

>>14069546
Winners don't use Wocks

>> No.14069558 [DELETED] 

>>14069542
>/A/
Are you retarded?

>> No.14069562

>>14069440
This general was literally kicked off /a/ though, after being told a bazillion times to either stop making the general, or to actually keep it about manga and animus, which hardly anyone did.

I'm not sure why it wasn't just banned outright instead of moved here.

>> No.14069563

>>14069540
Three Wocks? Oh boy, and I can use them for so many things.

>> No.14069571

>>14069562
I will bet it is because a Mod of /jp probably loves Monstergirls, and 4chan likes to keep people happy. I betcha it was a very simple discussion that probably went like :

A board mod: fuking hate these MG faggots.
JP board mod : I like MGs.
A board mod : move them there then?
JP mod : OK

The rest was history!

>> No.14069573

>>14069544
You won't know if you don't try.

>> No.14069580 [DELETED] 

>>14069571
Psychofox, you aren't helping anything.

>> No.14069581

>>14069397
Oh boy

>> No.14069587

>>14069544
Go on anon, you can do it! We believe in you!

>> No.14069589

>>14069545
I reccommend Ren Xiongmao
>Wha- a panda?!
>You deceitful bastard, I'll fu- kill you!
>After a quick nap.

>> No.14069591

>>14069580
Whom?

>> No.14069596

>>14069540
No tits, no wocks

>> No.14069601

>>14068701
Baller, keep it up mang.

>> No.14069611

>>14069544
I am still waiting!

>> No.14069613
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>MFW there's a Gangbang Fruit in the MGE where it creates multiple copies of a Mamano's husband from his manna and soul
>MFW he can feel the sensations of fucking her mouth, her ass, her pussy, or being stroked off by her
>All simultaneously because they all share the same sensations like a horrifying web of RNA and nerve endings
>MFW we'll never have a story about this

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Whole Lotta Love

>> No.14069616

>monster ingenuity combined with modern technology
>spats so stretchy you can literally fuck through them

>> No.14069618

>>14069613
Isn't that a potion?

>> No.14069619

>>14069613
Uh, the Sabbath made that. "Doppelganger Potion".

Side-effect is that, due to stretching a single mind across however many bodies, intelligence is reduced the larger the number of clones made.

>> No.14069620

>>14069618
Whatever it is, I want it.

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>>14069616
>Inhibiting semen transport

I dunno how MG's would feel about that.

>> No.14069623 [DELETED] 

>>14069615
>human skin on her lower left leg
What the fuck .less?

>> No.14069625

>>14069613
>>14069618
Whoa, whoa, that's a thing? Holy shit you have no idea how badly I would want that thing.

>>14069619
Hell yes. This is exactly what I want.

>> No.14069626

>>14069615
Is it weird I want to feel how soft those ears are?

>> No.14069629

>>14069622
>implying they weren't designed to fix that too

>> No.14069633

>>14069613
One day. We talk about stuff like cloning potions so often, I'd be genuinely surprised if no one actually wrote a bit of smut involving that concept.

>>14069616
Reminds me of that doujin with the fox lady and her adopted son (who may or may not have been a reincarnation of her dead husband, if I recall).
She had magical stockings which were ridiculously skintight, even clinging to her vulva and anus like a second skin. She even got fucked through them, and try acted like a magical condom.

>> No.14069634

>>14069629
Then you have my attention. My dick's

>> No.14069636
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I want to tell monoeyes with a thumbs up that they're cute and to never lose hope looking for husbands.

>> No.14069637

>>14069633
>She had magical stockings which were ridiculously skintight, even clinging to her vulva and anus like a second skin. She even got fucked through them, and try acted like a magical condom.
SOURCE DAMN YOU.

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>>14069625
>Drink Doppleganger Potion
>Form five copies of yourself
>You [Alpha] fucks her cowgirl vaginally, [Beta] is fucking her anally, [Gamma] is raping her mouth, [Pi and Theta] are getting handjobs from her
>TFW even with five simultaneous releases filling her to the brim with cum, she just smiles as she either drinks it with her sex organs or absorbs it through her blueberry skin
>She's still grinding on your hips, milking the last weak spurts of your orgasm out of you, the five clones disappear faster than Mister Meseeks on a hot date
"Hora hora, you're still five-hundred years too young to try and out-fuck me, boy."

>> No.14069641

>>14069626
Nah. Considering how they might be used to vent heat too, they might even be amazingly warm and toasty.

>> No.14069644

>>14069636
I want to tell a cute, naive monoeye to bite the pillow.

>> No.14069647

>>14069638
>No paizuri
Meh

>> No.14069651

>>14069622
Has KC made any MGs with multiple arms? No spiders or other insects dont count

>> No.14069653

>>14069638
It's all fun and games before one of your twins turncoats
Always remember the golden rule of clones: One of them is evil

>> No.14069654

>>14069637
I wish I could, but I don't even remember the name or artist. Give me a second, I'll see if I can find it again.

>> No.14069656

>>14069637
http://exhentai.org/g/835085/cad16ea67d/

Here's the main link for it.

http://exhentai.org/s/cae0e5d466/835085-24

Still my favorite page because I have a massive impregnation fetish.

>> No.14069657

>>14069613
>>MFW there's a Gangbang Fruit in the MGE where it creates multiple copies of a Mamano's husband from his manna and soul
Which book is this from?

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>>14069636
The anime managed to make Manako look very cute.
>>14069637
http://exhentai.org/g/835085/cad16ea67d/

>> No.14069663

C-can monsters use the doppel potion?

>> No.14069664

>>14069657
It's not a fruit, but the Doppelganger Medicine from the first world guide.

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>>14069656
>Somejima

>> No.14069668

>>14069638
>"Hora hora, you're still five-hundred years too young to try and out-fuck me, boy."
Hahaha, time to mix in some corruption fruit and raging mushrooms with the next dose.

>> No.14069672

>>14069665
My nigga of fine taste.

>> No.14069673

>>14069664
Actually it was mentioned in a section on the Sabbath in the first MGE book proper, rather than the world guide.

>> No.14069676

>>14069668
>Raging Mushroom
>Doppleganger Potion

I know it doesn't canonically happen but now I can only imagine a new legend being born called the 12 Labors of Lilith.

Except instead of the pillars being made of corinthian stone its giant, veiny and throbbing cocks gauging out her cleavage, fucking her throat, knocking on her womb, and going full SEX PISTON mode on her ass. All while she's begging him to stop as he fills her to the brim with semen and it looks like more mayonnaise than a bad porno.

Thanks, Anon.

Fuck you I love you.

No Alp.

>> No.14069687

>>14069656
Ah, that's the one. Thanks for finding it.

>> No.14069689

>>14069672
How can you go wrong with thick monster girls with fat pussies?

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Can anyone give me the teyeme?

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>>14069053
That'd be fun if he ever went on an aztec binge.

There's already some concepts for quetzalcoatl but huitzilopochtli as a violent hummingbird could use some love.
Tlaloc could be a rain jaguar.
Any of the mictlan deities could be a styling skeleton girl.
Mixcoatl would be an astral serpent
A tzitzimitl could be a nocturnal spider

Lots of potential.

>> No.14069700

>>14069696
9:16 PM here.

>> No.14069702

>>14069696
Just for that, I'm tying her down and forcing her to watch me fuck her mom.

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>>14069690
>>14069696
>Monoeyes

I want to reject my own humanity and become a modern-day Polyphemus by bringing about their race in the most vanilla relationship way possible.

>> No.14069711

>>14069706
Are you saying you want to love one? Gross.

>> No.14069715

>>14069622
>You'll never accidentally get the attention of an Asura after accidentally pointing the avatar of Vishnu down the wrong path away from her because you weren't really paying attention when he asked for directions
>You'll never accidentally get the Asura's affection when praying to Shiva because you keep referring to him as the greatest Diva in all the Heavens and Earth
>You'll never accidentally get her love because you slurred your wording when asking Brahma for a wish at a party and instead of wishing you had "A Sage's Smarts" he thought your asked for "Asura's Heart"
>She'll never start calling you her Baka-sura

I've never wanted to be a fuck up so bad.

>> No.14069716

>>14069711
I want to love her so hard that even on Charon's boat ride, the scenery shifts to our first dance, her monoeye watching me as we spin and shimmy to Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual

>> No.14069718

>>14069676
>no holds bared demon gang bang
>to the point of even an infernal fuckmuffin is overwhelmed

I clearly did not think through what I was proposing. I'll, uh, be in my bunk.

>> No.14069721

>>14069689
You can't. And it's wonderful.

>> No.14069726

>>14069542
Did we get a zombie sub-species thing?

>> No.14069731

>>14069726
Yes.

Mummies have proven to be the most popular of the lot.

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>>14069726

>> No.14069741

>>14069716
Well you're just set on being a freak, aren't you? I bet you want to spend lazy day with her, just the two of you watching movies, or going out to eat, or just enjoying each others company. Then after year of knowing her, you would get down on one knee and ask her to marry you! Of course, a disgusting worm like you could hardly wait until your wedding day where you kiss her in front of everyone and have a wonderful reception before yo carry her off to your bed and hare your bodies for the first time as husband and wife! I don't have to even ask you if you would be overjoyed at hearing the news that' she's pregnant, someone like you would LOVE to see her belly swell and feel the baby kick. You're the man who would hold the newborn baby in his arms and promise to take care of you and love her! If you wanted to be really sickening, you would even give her a sister, or maybe even more!

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>>14069741
I'd be the sick bastard who has no less than six daughters, all married to young men in an age where you can't judge a book by the number of its eyes at my death bed, with granddaughterus saying "goodbye gampa" as my wife clasps one hand over mine and we share a nice boat ride across the Styx

>> No.14069753

>>14069737
Neat.

I want dat Jiang Shi as a homestay immediately.

>> No.14069757

>>14069750
Just what I thought. Get out of here.

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>>14069757
I will love Monoeyes and there's not a goddamned thing you can do to stop me outside of intentionally impugning them with poor financial choices.

>> No.14069766

>>14069750
I want to see a Werecat do that .gif

>> No.14069768

>>14069759
I will! I will make it so no Cyclops will ever be loved again!

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She's older than you think.

>> No.14069788 [DELETED] 

>tfw KC always updates with the newest girl while I'm asleep

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>>14065581
I miss old jaypee

>> No.14069797

>>14069788
Timezones anon. He's pretty much on the other side of the world, so it makes sence that he'd be up when we are sleeping.

>> No.14069800

>>14069663
>One has you on your back, laying on top of her while she holds your arms
>the other between your legs
>she whispers in your ear all the details of how shes feeling.

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The mother of that nerdy Crow Tengu in your class is scary!

>> No.14069807

>>14068824
;_;

>> No.14069810

>>14069801
I'm sure she's just a nice lady that wants to make sure her daughter isn't getting bullied.

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>You will never be dominated and forcefed breast milk by a Holstaurus

>> No.14069814

>>14069800
Fairies buy potions in bulk so they can swarm guys and have a sexy reenactment of that part of Gulliver's Travels.

>> No.14069819

>>14069813
Good, I fucking hate being pushed around.

>> No.14069830

I want to gently wake up my waifu in the morning, slowly lean in close to her as she's about to give me a good morning kiss, and whisper in her ear that MGSV has been cracked, before proceeding to dance like Harry Enfield in front of her as she stares at me, shocked.

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>>14069813
Why is this pose so hot?

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>>14069813

>> No.14069836

H-how many male:mind break doujins do you think MGC produces?
>tfw only 517 on exhentai

>> No.14069840

>>14069836
>only 517 on exhentai
>only
You...read over 500 mindbreak doujins?

>> No.14069841

>>14069831
Because being looked down at by a lovely MG is hot.

Because sweater puppies

Because she has you right where she wants you

>> No.14069844

>>14069836
You've read over 500 mindbreak doujins?
In a row?

>> No.14069846

>>14069840
>>14069844
No it just says the numbers at the top. Not even a fraction of those are english anyway ill guess.

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Milk?

>> No.14069849

>>14069846
But that brings up another question
How many mindbreak doujins have you read?

>> No.14069850

>>14069849
Very few. The majority of them have the female as the victim and i cant be doing with that

>> No.14069851

>>14069831
Personally I like it because it's pretty close to what a facesitting pov would look like, which happens to be one of my biggest fetishes.

>> No.14069861

>>14069850
In a row?

>> No.14069865

>>14069831
Underboob and navels are amazing. Thats why.
Also depending on wither thats just a worms eye view or not, tall girls are also amazing

>> No.14069868
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Touch the Anubis. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SLAVE? I'M WAITING...

>> No.14069871

>>14069851
I just hope your waifu isn't a lamia, where face sitting wouldn't be possible.

>> No.14069873

>>14069868
>Spats
Oh you don't have to tell me twice. You don't even have to tell me at all

>> No.14069874

>>14069868
>Touch the Anubis
All I ever want to do, forever really.

And oh the ways to touch...

>> No.14069876

>>14069868
You're not fooling me! I didn't take the oppai loli, I didn't take the wock, and I won't be taking you!

>> No.14069879

>>14069868
Touch fluffy ears?

>> No.14069880

>>14069868
>slave
I'd touch her with my boot as I introduce her to the street.

>> No.14069883

>>14069871
She's a Ren Xiongmao

>> No.14069884

>>14069883
Good taste.

>> No.14069885

>>14069880
Oh fine, you're an indentured servant. Happy now?

>> No.14069890

>>14069868

Am I supposed to be looking at you with 3D glasses on what the fuck.

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>>14069871
Not impossible, just different logistics.

>> No.14069896

>>14069836
At least in the five digits

>> No.14069899

>>14069885
>No. Her majesty is more than welcome to put a help wanted add on Craigslist is she wants someone to order around.

>> No.14069902

>>14069896
>Those niche yeti ones where some traveler gets addicted to their hugs
Man the internet is full of some weird people

>> No.14069905

>>14069902
Isn't it such a magical place?

>> No.14069908

>>14069902
Wait, this is a thing?

>> No.14069910

>>14069902
How would a Yeti react to a human boy willing to indulge their cuddle-based mindbreak fantasies?
Not for real of course, just roleplay.
Okay maybe a bit for real.

>> No.14069916

>>14069896
>Oh! I can't get enough of your coils!
>Regular women can never satisfy me now~

>> No.14069917

>>14069908
>He doesn't know about the monster internet.

>> No.14069919

>>14069891
Why is it I can see some one in this thread actually trying this if MGs were real?

>> No.14069922

>>14069917
Shut up and give me a link

>> No.14069925

>>14069922
It's theoretical anon, it doesn't actually exist.
In this reality anyway.

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MGs in Chinese dresses:

Yes or No?

>> No.14069936

>>14069925
Way to dash my hopes you piece of shit.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

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>>14069934
yes

>> No.14069942

>>14069544
Sorry about the delay. Spent some time mulling over how this ends while I went out and made dinner.

>You rack your brain for where Tomiko would be this time of day. You've seen her around and you're pretty sure she told you at least once.
>Right, summoning! The instructor was a Demon who probably wouldn't mind a quick interruption.
>When you reach it, the hall is empty save for the usual drawn symbols and eerie glow. Were you mistaken that they held class today?
>Your train of thought is broken by the muted tone of a throat clearing behind you.
>As you turn, you catch a glimpse of crooked onyx paw against mouth as the speaker finishes her gesture of acknowledgement. You look up into carmine gems set in bronze, forming a patient expression nearing boredom.
>"Hello Halima. Have you seen Tomiko?"
>The Anubis seems to ponder for the briefest moment and then responds in her usual level tone.
>"She's out until sundown. Miss Azazel decided it was time to explore the mechanics of being summoned firsthand, so they're not currently in our Realm. Her defense class is immediately after. Do not worry, Tomiko doesn't know about your plan." she finishes with a chuckle
>huh
>"So just how many do know about my plan?"
>"Everyone present from 10am this morning and most of the faculty. Word travels quickly for something this entertaining."
>"Would you believe I didn't know? I'm reasonably sure some of the succubi-"
>A moment of puzzlement, then understanding.
>"You were set up? Oh, I knew you were too timid for this. This is rich!"
>Normally very subdued for a monster, opting to wear mage robes or a uniform instead of loose desert clothing or the underclothes and jewelry that passed for outfits on the other girls; Halima was suddenly every bit the intimidating creature her race could be.
>Paws on hips, she threw her head back in a loud baying laugh, silky strands cascading along her back.
>"HYAHAHAHA! You didn't know! That's hilarious. This will be the best show."

>> No.14069944

>>14069934
Very much yes.

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>>14069934
Yes yes yes yes yes! Yes.

>> No.14069947

>>14069939
Is your arm still broken? Are you feeling better?

>> No.14069950

>>14069934
It's a classic thing. The dress displays both elegance and sensual desire through the folds centering around the crotch, the short length reveals the legs and the rump is given a favorable silhouette.

>> No.14069952

>>14069934
No matter how many times I say yes it will never get the message across

>> No.14069954

>>14069942
SO IT BEGINS

>> No.14069956

>>14069934
YES.

>>14069939
DRAW MORE OF THEM.

>> No.14069962

>>14069942
>Anubis side-character
And as per usual, I am now completely distracted.

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>> No.14069967

>>14069939
Fox women in Chinese dresses, stat!

>> No.14069968

>>14069963
>Chinese dress
Oh yes
>No pantsu
YES

>> No.14069969

Good news and bad news anon. Good news is, we won the war with those "monstergirls" from beyond the portal! Bad news is, now we've got a few million monstergirl refugees who were displaced by said war. You've been drafted into an initiative to house at least one of them while we repair the damages to their homes.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ depending on preference.

Personality: 1d10
1: Racial Norm
2: Himedere
3: Kuudere
4: Clingy
5: Deredere
6: Overly Lewd
7: Light-Tsundere
8: Genki
9: Thugdere
10: Pick One

Body Type: 1d10
1: Thin
2: Hourglass Shaped
3: Oppai Loli
4: Muscular
5: Chubby
6: Racial Norm
7: /fit/
8: Pear Shaped
9: Loli (If already Loli, then CC)
10: Pick One

Wait for Quirks.

I feel like now's a good time for a nice rolling game.

>> No.14069974

>>14069939
You should draw Haohi in one! Barefoot and looking graceful!

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>>14069934

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mEhHs6PACp

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>> No.14069983

>>14069969
Quirks: 1d12
1: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
2: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
3: Heiress (Rich, and has a retinue of 1d4 girls following her around. Roll body types and personalities for each of them.)
4: Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
6: Echidna Daugher (Her mother was an echidna, and she's bringing a few of her sisters. Roll a 1d6 to determine how many sisters she has, then roll body types, and personalities for all of them. All of them will share a quirk. This quirk cannot be rolled twice.)
7: Tall (She's 2 feet taller than the average for her species)
8: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
9: Twins! (Roll another body type and personality for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
10: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.)
11: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
12: Choose Two.

You'll be given payment by the government to support you and your refugee(s) but after five years, reconstruction will be over and they'll have to go home.
Unless you marry them of course. And you do have the choice to go with them.

>> No.14069986

>>14069968
Deleted it, sorry, didn't notice it was sorta nsfw

>> No.14069989

>>14069939
hi whorehi

>> No.14069990

>>14069969
>>14069983
>Deredere kraken with the usual body type, except with a huge donk

Dear god, I think I'm in love.

>> No.14070000

>>14069969
>>14069983
>Overly lewd, racial norm Yamato Nadeshiko hobgoblin
Man oh man she's gonna be a mom real quick.

>> No.14070005

>>14069969
>>14069983
Mantis twins
One racial norm, hourglass shaped, Bakunyuu
The other Deredere, hourglass shaped, Yamato Nadeshiko

Well shit

>> No.14070006

>>14069969
>Clingy loli love freak Crow Tengu
The hell is with the random pages always giving me crow tengus.

>> No.14070009

>>14069969
>Thugdere
>/fit/ ( I picked one from a 10 roll)
>tall
>youko
uh oh.

>> No.14070011

>>14069969
>>14069983
>Thugdere Oppai loli Amazoness Heiress
>With Genki pear shaped amazoness
I'm feeling kind of mixed on this. One one hand, they both seem really nice. On the other, they're amazons. On the other other hand, they'd hire maids to do the chores so I could get busy impregnating a strong oppai loli.
I'll marry the pear shaped one and keep her here.

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>>14069868
Touch

>> No.14070018

>>14069969
>Genki Lich

...Again?

>Muscular body, sadomasochistic.

Now this gets interesting.

>> No.14070020

>>14070011
She can't abandon her mistress anon!
So she'll probably have to buy a home in your world.

>> No.14070023

>>14070012
how soft are the paw pads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU1009hKQPI

>> No.14070024

>>14069969
>A thin Amazon with all the skills of a perfect housewife
So, an amazon minus all things that make her an amazon excluding the exhibitionist fetish.

>> No.14070026

>>14069969
>Beelzebub
Oh great, now I'm going to have a million babies.
>Pick one
I'll just reroll, you lazy bastard.
>Himedere
Now we're speaking my language.
>Pear Shaped
Boo.
>Twins
Uhh, that is to say
>Light Tsundere
>Oppai Loli
And their quirks this time are
>Undead
>Love Freak

This is a comedy of some sort, but I don't know what kind. In any case, I'm raking in the dough for five years.

>> No.14070028

>>14070023
We can only dream.

>> No.14070030

>>14070024
She may have the skills, but who says she wants to use them? She might be ashamed of her skills at cooking, and insist you cook!

>> No.14070033

>>14069983
>Clingy, thin, tall Gazer

I'm going to maker her the happiest woman in earth dammit.

I'll be /fit/ get that executive position AND scrub the bathroom if it means being worthy of her.

>> No.14070034

>>14069969
>>14069983
>Genki Muscular Love Freak Cyclops and her Clingy, Pear Shapped Twin
I win

>> No.14070035

>>14070023
My private army with no morals can't be this cute.

>> No.14070039

>>14070020
Well, I'd marry them both if I could, but stupid laws get in the way of that! And the government will deport whoever I don't marry!

>> No.14070046

>>14069969
>Thugdere /fit/ Giant Ant

Brutal, god damn

>twins
Why does this always happen to me

>Overly Lewd Hourglass (from a pick one) Giant Ant, Bottom Heavy

Christ. So one's a tough nut to crack and is likely to crack my nuts, and the other's the lewdest possible semen demon. I'm fucked.
I'd marry them both.

>> No.14070047

>>14070035
in Peace Walker they had a kitten named Nuke
and they believed in Santa along with Boss
>tfw Nuke is dead because of Cipher
time to go Nuclear

>> No.14070049

>>14070039
Who says you can't marry them both? I never said that.

>> No.14070054

>>14070047
>Santa
The one guy with better sneaking skills... or is he?
Merry Gear Solid was awesome.

>> No.14070058

>>14069969
>Medusa
>Kuudere
>Racial Norm

I'm down. It's the least I could do after being more than a little responsible for fucking her home up.

>> No.14070061

>>14070049
Oh. Well, time to impregnate two jungle ladies.

>> No.14070062

>>14069942
>"Right, don't you have somewhere better to be? You're never late for anything."
>"I still have nearly eight and a half minutes before the lectures on elementalism, and it will only take me three minutes and twenty-six seconds to walk from here."
>"You've timed it out?"
>"I have ascertained the distance between every relevant class and accounted for any probable interruptions such as classmates, temporal distortions, and rogue charm effects. My timetable is the best."
>At this, her paws return to her hips and she thrusts her chest with a smug huff. Looking you in the eye, she rests a paw on your shoulder.
>"You have been worth every second, Anon. Take the time to prepare yourself for this evening. It wouldn't do to have you making a shameful mess of yourself. A shameful, crying, moaning mess curled naked on stage in a pool of fluids while tears stream from unfocused eyes and drool from slack jaws with the entire school jeering at you. And don't think you can run away. We learn summons for a reason. Hyahahaha!"
>She saunters off, tail and hips swinging under cloth to mirror her good mood.
>Well then, shit. Time to find those succubi.

>> No.14070064

>>14070054
>spoiler
welp, reinstalling.

>> No.14070065

>>14070064
Merry Gear Solid 2, I mean.

>> No.14070067

>>14070058
>>14069983
Forgot the quirk.
>Bakunyuu

So now I have kuudere Medusa with much larger breasts than most of her species. Oh fuck yeah buds, looks like she doesn't need to return home anymore.

>> No.14070068

>>14070047
>Peace Walker they had a kitten named Nuke
The one who gave you boat rides to fight monster hunter dinos?

>> No.14070071

>>14070062
>>She saunters off, tail and hips swinging under cloth to mirror her good mood.
How cute. Anubi a cute.

Wait, wasn't there something about manipulative Succubi? Oh yeah. That's bad.

>> No.14070082

>>14069902
I bet it ends with hand holding and sharing cups of hot cocoa, I don't want the police after me for downloading that kind of smut

>> No.14070086

>>14069831
>Why is this pose so hot?
That doesn't look hot, she looks cold!

>> No.14070093

>>14070047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x6mVUDB6Fw
It's just so hilarious to me that they decided that he's a legitimate believer in Santa.

>> No.14070097

>>14070093
Snake is moe as fuck.

>> No.14070098

>>14070093
>used to bring presents
>used to
So even Santa has abandoned him.

>> No.14070107

>>14069939
Draw a Baphomet in one when you have the time

>> No.14070108

>>14070098
that's a pretty low blow.
I can just imagine young John being bummed out that he's not getting presents at the Army barracks in the 50's and asking the Boss if Santa had given her anything good this year.
Then she reteaches him the basics of CQC

>> No.14070115

>>14070108
>learning CQC and stealth techniques so that one day the jolly fat man will be within his reach

>> No.14070126

>>14070115
He needs to become a CQC master so that he can learn from the master of stealth, who manages to tactically infiltrate every home in the world in one night.
Only then will he become the perfect soldier.

>> No.14070136
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14070136

Skreonk.

>> No.14070138

>>14070126
>be Santa on infiltration mission
>kid walks downstairs
>CQC him and tuck him back into bed

>> No.14070140

>>14069983
>>14069969
>"Normal" Oppai Loli Fat assed Merrow
THANKS OBAMA

>> No.14070142

>>14070136
QUALITY

>> No.14070144

>>14070136
IF YOU LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH

YOU CAN MOURN FOR THEM

>> No.14070146

>>14070138
>be Santa on infiltration mission
> kid walks downstairs
> enter reflex mode
> go upstairs, CQC parents, drag parents back and place them in your place
the charade continues.

>> No.14070155
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14070155

Welp, got told by pixiv I had to mosaic the Eris images.
Didn't put very much effort into that.
Anyway I put the uncensored version in my Galery for those who want it, because fuck censors.
http://imgur.com/a/T1PD5#0

>> No.14070159

>>14070146
I KNEW IT!

>Guard post captured: +30 Heroism

>> No.14070179
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14070179

>>14070136
UP FROM THE DEPTHS
THIRTY STORIES HIGH
BREATHING WATER
HER HEAD IN THE SKY!
SUUZILLA! SUUZILLA! SUZILLA!

>> No.14070183

>>14069868

We've been over this.

I don't care what time-period that Lilim booted you out of, but I ain't your slave and you certainly ain't my master; you're just some girl that eats my food, drinks my beer and sleeps on my couch. Now put some clothes on and QUIETLY get outta my room because I've gotta be at work in two hours, to get the overtime I need to pay off the THOUSAND DOLLARS I apparently owe because SOMEBODY went way the hell over my data limit!

GOD.

I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.

>You will never snap at an ancient, domineering Anubis who doesn't know a damned thing about the modern world.
>She will never spend the next dew days silently avoiding your gaze while fidgeting and flinching whenever you're near, and quietly sniffling and trying not to cry when she thinks you're not.
>You will never break down and finally apologize, giving her a small headpat and being caught completely unprepared for the instantaneous tackle-hug that knocks you to the ground as she buries her face in your chest, crying and blubbering out words that'd be incoherent even IF you spoke Ancient Egyptian.

>> No.14070197

>>14070183
>Spoiler
Geez anon, way to make me sad...

>> No.14070198

>>14070179
I'd Suuzilla so fucking hard.

>> No.14070205

>>14069831
Because her eyes are all googly? idk

>> No.14070213
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>>14070183
;_;

>> No.14070217

>>14070183
Jesus, calm down Anon.

>> No.14070221

>>14069969
I tell them "fuck off, we're full." I decide to apply for a job walling off the portals.

>> No.14070223

I'm looking for a Mucus Toad smut that was posted here a few days ago, can anybody help me?

>> No.14070227

>>14070223
>few days ago
Doest thou not know the ways of the archive?

>> No.14070229

>>14070183
my nigga

>> No.14070241

>>14070198
Me too, Kaiju girls are my specialty, regardless of their size compared to me.

>> No.14070244

>>14070241
Spelunking Man, they call him.

>> No.14070245

>>14066441
For you

>> No.14070246

>>14070244

Anon, help me find my sides.

I appear to have misplaced them.

>> No.14070256

>>14070244
So someone out there remembers my title don't they, good on you man. My favorite monstergirls are kaiju monstergirls, always have been since I learned what monstergirls where.

>> No.14070260

>>14070221
Anon, you're gonna get shot by the government if you go around trying to wall off the portals.

>> No.14070271

>>14070260
But the government would want to wall off the portals.

>> No.14070278

>>14070271
Nah. The fashion and cosmetic industries would lobby the shit out of the government for a chance at gaining such a market.

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14070289

>>14069974
Haohi is already (sorta) wearing one.

>>14070107
>>14069956
after elin bunny lich what on earth is an elin anyways?

>>14069947
its a bit better now i guess

>> No.14070295

>>14070278
Yes, the very powerful cosmetic and fashion industries. I doubt most of the old guard would be happy to have monstergirls around changing everything.

>> No.14070301

>>14070289
>its a bit better now i guess
Well that's good to hear. Not that I care or anything, it's just my nature

>> No.14070305

>>14070289
What happened to your arm? Did your stalker break it?

>> No.14070306

>>14070289
Elin are a race from the MMORPG "TERA".
They're short, loli-like girls with flat chests and deliciously thick thighs, wide hips, and asses to match.

The request was for a Lich in a bunny suit with such proportions.

>> No.14070308

>>14070278
Honestly, the market wouldn't be as big as you think. Global population during their period was just hovering around 60 million. That's like two Californias.

Now what's unthinkable is moving a full 10% of the planet's population here for contrived reasons.

If anything, people would want the resources of their world as well as the biomedical and pharmaceutical fields wanting access to the natives and wildlife to research for new products.

The place would be a resource to be exploited much more than a market to be catered to.

>> No.14070309

>>14070305
Why don't we leave blog posting for somewhere else?

>> No.14070310

>>14070289
Want me to kiss your arm to make it better? N-No alp of course, haha

>> No.14070319

>>14070295
Look man, it's a set up for a waifu rolling game.
Do you want realism, or do you want to have fun?

>> No.14070320

Monster Girls

>> No.14070322

>>14070320
Monster Girls?

>> No.14070329
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Old hag witches!

>> No.14070331

>>14070329
>This entire doujin
I love long doujins with story

>> No.14070334

>>14070329
>That whole H-Manga
Dear lord muh dick.

With the nekocubus had been in it a bit more tho.

>> No.14070335

>>14070322
Monster Girls! (´・ω・)つ(・(・

>> No.14070341

>>14070334
*Wish
Fuck.

>> No.14070345

>>14070334
>>14070341
>He likes the Nekobus
You and I share the same wavelength, my friend

>> No.14070348

>>14068600
It would be extremely painful

>> No.14070354

>>14068716
As someone who has a neat scar on his leg I came here to tell you to go fuck yourself.

>> No.14070363

>>14070354
And I have a scar on my leg from tripping on solid sharp ice during a snowstorm, but you don't see me still bitching about it

>> No.14070379

>>14070363
But you just did?

>> No.14070387

>>14069934

I want to see a Kejourou in a Chinese dress now.

>> No.14070388

>>14070354
>>14070363
I have a little scar on my finger after I accidentally cut myself while fooling around with a pocket-knife.

Beat that fuckers.

>> No.14070391

>>14070379
No, I only brought it up when you started bitching about it, like being attack by animals or inanimate objects and being scarred by them is something special.

Almost everyone has a scar from something, what matters is if they grow from it. I mean I know a guy who has a scar on his forehead from a black guy who smashed his head against a wall in a fight. But you know what would happen if he started bitching about how much he hated black people? He'd be called racist.

Are you racist anon?

>> No.14070393

>>14070388
I have a scar on the tip of my middle finger from where my grandfather cut it in half. :^)

>> No.14070397

>>14070354
>>14070363
>>14070388
>>14070393
I have a scar on left arm from where I broke it after tripping over a dachshund.

>> No.14070399

>>14070354
Most dog breeds came about in order for them to serve a purpose. Dogs to help with hunting, dogs to help with tracking, dogs to help with defending the home, etc.
Pitbulls were bred just to fuck shit up. That doesn't make them a bad breed, it just means that to make one into a lovable family pet, you need to take a different approach than you would for say, a corgi. A lot of people don't understand that though, and so they get a dog that they only think they can handle and end up leaving it unattended with a kid, and the whoops the dog bit the kid, must be the dog's fault.

People also tend to mistake the Staffordshire terrier and American bulldog for a run of the mill pitbull and say "Look, they're total sweethearts!"

>tl;dr pitbulls don't really do well as family pets and the problem is made worse by retards who treat them like typical dogs, and you ended up getting the short end of the stick because of it

>> No.14070400

>>14070397
Clearly we should ban dachshunds, they're a dangerous breed built to trip people.

>> No.14070402

>>14070397
See? These animals are dangerous and should be muzzled.

>> No.14070409

>>14070354
>>14070363
>>14070388
>>14070393
>>14070397
Well I.......Don't have any scars. But I do have a very begin tumor on my belly. Does that count?

>> No.14070413

>>14070409
Get outa here cancerfag we're talking about scars.

>> No.14070414

>>14070391
I shy away from large dogs in general actually, no matter the breed. The adrenaline starts flowing and the ole flight or fight kicks in. Pit bulls hold a special spot in the ovens.

>> No.14070415

>>14070399
>tl;dr pitbulls don't really do well as family pets
I've had two growing up and know this is just wrong. Every pit I've ever met is an absolute sweetheart.

>>14070409
Anon you should see a doctor.

>> No.14070421

>>14070409
>literal cancer
N-no anon, you should get that checked out.

>> No.14070423

>>14070413
>>14070415
It's not cancer you dorks. It's neurofibromatosis and harmless. I just wanted to be cool like you guys.

>> No.14070425

>>14070388
I have a scar on my kneecap from when I tripped and shredded it on concrete.

>> No.14070427

>>14070423
>It's neurofibromatosis and harmless
Anon's famous last words

>> No.14070434

>>14070423
Then go play with a knife and come back when you've got some scars.

>> No.14070437

>>14070427
You've got me. I already died.

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>>14070423
>Don't know what the fuck neurofibromatosis is
>Google
ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU JESUS

>> No.14070441

>>14070415
Pit Bulls as a breed are more aggressive just like how black people are more likely to commit violent crimes. Just because you encounter the tame ones doesn't mean that breed as a whole isn't more vicious than others.

>> No.14070443

>>14070437
We are all dead, anon. Welcome to the berenstein universe.

>> No.14070447

>>14070354
>>14070363
>>14070388
>>14070393
>>14070397
>>14070409
I have a scar on my heart from when my poodle died a week after my second uni semester started.

>> No.14070450

>>14070415
Look at the sentence above that.
The American and English Staffordshires and the American bulldog all look almost exactly like regular pitbulls, and are part of the same family, but are WAY more even tempered and friendly. The average dog owner can't tell the difference. Hell, in a lot of cases you need absolute proof of the dog being a purebred of one of those breeds or even professionals simply will not believe you.
That's not to say that a regular pitbull can't be like that, it's just that the breed norm is for them to not be.

>> No.14070451

>>14070440
That's what you get for image searching man.
>>14070447
>Still having a heart
Just let it die like your soul and join the rest of us>>14070443

>> No.14070454

>>14070440
It's only as big as my thumb. I just wanted to sound cool on the internet.

>> No.14070456

>>14070354
I have a scar on my knee from a hockey blade but that doesn't stop me from playing hockey and I've got a scar on my arm from where my little sister scratched me, doesn't stop me from seeing her.

>> No.14070461

>>14070456
I was half expecting that to end with
>doesn't stop me from fucking her
I've been here too long.

>> No.14070462

>>14070450
>The American and English Staffordshires and the American bulldog all look almost exactly like regular pitbulls
Because they are regular pitbulls, pitbull has always been a vague general descriptor term for a wide breed of dogs. Like assault weapons.

>> No.14070463

>>14070399
This. And I get so tired of people buying dogs for how they look or whatever dumb shit. A plain old mutt or cowdog will be a good pet if you just want a family dog. Just the usual "Don't buy a guard dog if you're not going to train a guard dog"

If you wind up with one, no reason not to love it and stuff but it's silly to go out of the way to get something like that.

Of course I never really had any choice in dogs. They always just showed up when someone dumped them off in the country. Pure breeds too most of the time. Had a Great Pyrenees, Cocker Spaniel, Blue Tick, Collie, Golden Lab. That fucking lab. I swear half of them are born retarded, and this one made those look smart.

Only breed I've ever hated is the Chow. I've never met a nice chow, mean ass little bear dogs.

>> No.14070466

>>14070461
You can never be here too long. You're here forever after all.

>> No.14070467

>>14070463
Chowchows are OK__, git gud

>> No.14070468

>>14070451
>not still having a heart
Do you want to become a Heartless?
Because that's how you become a Heartless.

>> No.14070478

>>14070456
Good for you. I got attacked by the pit bull while I was out running but it doesn't stop me from doing that. In all likelyhood my hatred of the breed stems from the 8 rabies shots I had to get later.

I became prejudiced from my experiences, does this make me a bad person?

>> No.14070479

>>14070468
Maybe I do.

>> No.14070485

>>14070478
>I became prejudiced from my experiences, does this make me a bad person?
It makes you a human being so yeah, you're a monster, and not the good kind.

>> No.14070489

>>14070461
Please no Anon.

As one who has a sibling, sister dicking is not OK.

Half/adopted sister who is a cute monster girl though, that shit is fly with me.

>>14070478
Not really, just means you're cautious.

Although one must wonder if you would a scrappy pitbull kobold who would train you to fight and wants to be called cute despite her thuggish appearance.

>> No.14070497

>>14070462
When people say pitbull, the dog that's typically the subject of that is the American pit bull terrier. It's a lot more aggressive than the other 3 breeds of the family, and while that aggression typically isn't directed towards family or people the dog knows, it can be in cases where the dog's not getting enough exercise or when it doesn't have a proper outlet, ie. when you treat it like a typical family dog.

>> No.14070500

>>14070478
>I became prejudiced from my experiences, does this make me a bad person?
Of course. But please look at this from any dog lover's perspective.

You are likely a fat lonely virgin neckbeard NEET anonymous on an anime imageboard in the middle of the night. You hate someone's pet dog, who they have dropped a ton of money into, and is pure of heart in their eyes, and has never wronged them, and is their closest bro. Not to mention you also hate any deceased ones they have too, which they are certainly bound to be even doubly emotionally attached to.

Hopefully you understand why people would consider you the antichirst. Which you probably are, dogs are man's best friend and people who hate them obviously must be friendless if they don't like something that was bred from the dawn of humanity to be a friend.

>> No.14070501

>>14070489
>As one who has a sibling, sister dicking is not OK.
Trust me I know, I have two sisters, both of them older and I would not even consider fucking either of them.
But I would fuck the brains out an older sister Holstaur.

>> No.14070503

>>14070489
>Half/adopted sister
Eh, still not so great. Even when she's of Asian descent.

>> No.14070510

>>14070467
It's more like nobody ever expects such a vicious little territorial bastard under all that cute fluff.

>> No.14070515

>>14070510
>nobody ever expects such a vicious little territorial bastard under all that cute fluff
All small dogs are territorial bastards though.

>> No.14070527

>>14070500
Am I supposed to read this as some sort of satire or actual claims you are making against me?

>> No.14070529

Cats.

>> No.14070535

>>14070529
Niggers

>> No.14070538

>>14070527
No, it's basic anonymous imageboard psychology.

If you hate something the other person cares about, then they'll visualize you as the worst possible stereotype they can imagine and hate you with an intense burning of hate. As such, you will be considered a bad person by at least one person on 4chan.

I don't understand how this is hard to understand.

>> No.14070540

>>14070535
You can't keep those as pets anymore.

>> No.14070541

>>14070529
Big plump cat rump.

>> No.14070543

>>14070515
Chows got it cranked up to twelve. I mean I've seen stuff like terriers be yappy angry little things and some be sweet to strangers. Same for most other small breeds, even panic attacks in a sack like chihuahuas. Never seen a chow do that. They'll just be all chilling out on the porch or something, come walking lazily up to you, tail wagging like they want to be your friend then bam! Bear mode.

Actually maybe that's it. They don't seem very excitable until they get really close. Makes the effect much more powerful.

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>>14070541
Incorrect

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>>14070541
>>14070545
Why not both?

>> No.14070549

Just to throw in, I have a phobia of canines. I get nervous around them constantly, and always wince or flinch whenever they bark. If they can smell fear, it definitely radiates off of me. I'm alright around ones that're quiet. The little yippy ones freak me out. And of course, guard-dog types, with big mean teeth, threatening growls, and very loud, very territorial barks, scare me totally shitless.

And yet my favorite MG is of a canid-derived species. Go figure.

>> No.14070550

>>14070540
I should not have laughed as hard at that as I did.

>> No.14070551

>>14069969
>>14069983
>Apophis
>Genki
>Thin
>Undead

I'd feed her.

>> No.14070556
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>>14070549
>"Bow wow! Bow wow! Woof! Bark! Grrrrrr!"

>> No.14070558

>>14070548
We've got a potion for that.

>> No.14070561

>>14070549
You're like that arachnophobe that loves arachnes.

>> No.14070563

>>14070549
You are right to be afraid of the low growls and stuff. That's universal "Back the fuck off" language.

>> No.14070564

>>14070556
Wow is this dangerously furry to anybody else or am I the only one seeing this.

>> No.14070568

So when's that new profile coming again?

>> No.14070570

>>14068395
>Furfags fucking hunt for any clues of furfaggotry anywhere in media to expand their "domain" as much as they can, given how cancerous they are. Worse case scenario, some shitposter informs furfags of Polt and point then here, they come and ruin the thread, janitors find out and nuke us into oblivion since posting furryshit here isn't allowed.
This is /pol/-tier stupidity.

>> No.14070574

>>14070564
She wearing a coat made of her own fur. Otherwise she's not much different from something like the werewolf except for the digitigrade legs.

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>>14070548
Both? Hmmm.... Crazy, but let's try it.

>> No.14070582

>>14070564
The thing on her chest is a jacket, not attached to her.

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>> No.14070587

>>14070583
Foxes being terrified of dog-girls in a story when?

>> No.14070599

>>14070548
>Says she'll throw the fight
>MC tells her to eat shit
It's refreshing to have an MC who's not a dickless pushover.

>> No.14070606
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>>14070549
I had a run in with a very big dog as a kid that left me scared shitless of dogs for most of my childhood and teenage years.
Then my parents decided to adopt a Newfoundland hybrid, that fear got completely inverted and I became a huge fan of big dogs. It's small dogs I despise now. Go figure.

>> No.14070608

>>14070561
Well if they weren't so hot and it hadn't been for that one doujin then I might not like them.

>> No.14070611

>>14070599
Not to mention he cleared the air between him and the human waifu immediately, rather than letting shit drag on for fucking ever. Very refreshing.

>> No.14070632

I want to serve as a match maker for monster girls who have trouble finding husbands.

Pairing thick, bottom heavy kunoichi who get stuck in windowsills with Anons that would love them and witch's who aren't good at magic with guys that wouldn't care about such a petty thing.
Imagine it!
Always sober onis!
Muscle liches who aren't very smart!
Salamanders who are cowards!
And even poor ass dragons who don't even have a hoard to their name!

>> No.14070638

>>14070632
Sign me up for sober Onis. I'll take 4 soft ones.

>> No.14070644

>>14070638
Well, we do have four of them available, just be aware that they're a little 'softer' than you intended.
Seems that oni's actually put on weight when they don't drink.
Sisters the lot of them, raised by a nutjob father who never let them drink.
They're all pretty bottom heavy except for the youngest (19) who's belly heavy.
They're pretty kind girls

>> No.14070648

>>14070632
>Muscle liches who aren't very smart!
>DisgustedLuka.jpg

>> No.14070651

>>14070632
>Salamanders who are cowards!
I wonder if their tails go out.

>> No.14070653

>>14070632
>>14070644
Well if he has onis, then I'll take another girl. Give me the softest girl you've got. I have no limits, give me the softest. Preferably haughty too.

>> No.14070654

>>14070644
She can do sit ups, I'm okay with this.

>> No.14070656

>>14070632
I want a wurm.

>> No.14070659

>>14070651
If you sneak up behind them and scare them it their tail might fall off.

>> No.14070660

>>14070632
Give me the smartest Hobgoblin, and the oppaiest Baphomet you have.

>> No.14070681

>>14070651
They only smolder and smoke.

>>14070653
The only one I have which fits that is a little kobold who was pampered a bit too much as a pup and now acts like she's queen of the world.
She's weightier than most of them, although this particular specimen is so bottom heavy that she takes up two seats, but a good head pat or ear scratch can get her tail wagging.

>>14070654
Go for it.
They'll be great girls

>>14070656
Only wurm I have is a particle physicist who's overly strict and detests pie.

>>14070660
Here you go, a hobgoblin with a doctorate (medical) who loves to wear suits and a baphomet who has tits that are sized for a dire holst.
The latter of which has to wear overly large dresses.

>> No.14070683

>>14070681
That's a hard sell for a wurm, but I'll take it anyway.

>> No.14070686

>>14070681
>doctorate (medical)
Good, I'm going into medicine and she can teach me while paizuring me.
I'm also gonna cuddle fuck that baphomet and tell her I like her better this way while inducing lactation.

>> No.14070707

>>14070683
Good luck Anon, she's a bit of a romantic who's just tired of never having a guy settle down with her.

>>14070686
Good, she specializes in hearts and will be able to let you know how they work, along with fixing yours should something go wrong.

Also, you'll make the baphomet super happy if you do that, although inducing lactation is just going to make her breasts even bigger and, as they are, she already has enough balance issues as it is.

>> No.14070717

>>14070707
Got any Amazons or Hellhounds?
Preferably with child-birthing hips.

>> No.14070722

>>14070707
>specializes in hearts and will be able to let you know how they work
But I already know all of that, don't get me wrong it doesn't change my opinion of her one bit I just already know it.
I'll just carry the Baphomet everywhere on my shoulders like a good onii-chan, I'll especially walk by the local Sabbath temple to show off how happy we are.

>> No.14070724

>>14070707
I like Kejourous, do you have any of them?

>> No.14070726

>>14070717
>Have a Hellhound waifu
>Keep her constantly pregnant for 8 years now
>"Anon, can we take a break after this one? I'd like to give my hormones a break for a little bit"
>You stare at her like she just killed your dog

>> No.14070730

>>14070722
Now I'm imagining an anon with a shortstack Baphomet on his shoulders running laps around the local Sabbath outpost with the Bapho flipping off the building.
Meanwhile the leader of the Sabbath starts crying and doesn't know why.

>> No.14070731

>>14070632
What about a crow tengu?

>> No.14070734

>>14070726
Dude what? I want kids with her, but eight years of constant pregnancy? What the fuck kind of death wish do you have?

>> No.14070737

>>14070726
Love the daughterus you already have, what will the older ones think when you're constantly replacing them anon?

>> No.14070739

>>14070717
Have a hellhound that's a got a rocking pair of hips, although she's pretty shy and usually watches guys from the shadows, and an Amazon that went to maid school and, if I got this description right, is an "absolute cuddle bug,"

>>14070722
She knows the entire cardio vascular system like the back of her hand and can hear whats wrong just by listening to your heart.

>>14070724
We have one that tends to keep her hair in a pony tail but....elegant she is not.
she's built like an oni and plays football

>>14070731
I have one but she's a social butterfly, extra busty but her knowledge only includes movie trivia and celebrity gossip.
Loves babies though.

>> No.14070742

>>14070734
Pregnant women are sexy, Anon.

>>14070737
But I have enough love to go around.

>> No.14070743

>>14070734
Imagine if she produced a litter of 3-6 with each pregnancy. Given a human gestation rate, over the course of a little over 8 years, that's between 33-66 little Heckpups.

>> No.14070745

>>14070739
>Shy hellhound
>Cuddlebug maid amazon
They're getting fucked until all three of us are senseless.
Then comes the cuddlepile for the rest of the night.

>> No.14070746

>>14070739
>I have one but she's a social butterfly, extra busty but her knowledge only includes movie trivia and celebrity gossip.
Ehhhhhhh. I'll try to work something out.

>> No.14070747

>>14070707
Great, I look forward to impregnating her with an entire baker's dozen of little genius wurms.

>> No.14070749

I want to fuck Charon's jokepussy!

>> No.14070769

>>14070747
>Each one grows up to be the leader of their particular field
>Business, politics, physics, chemisty, medicine, surgery, even the thespian ended up a Hollywood star
>That doesn't stop you from calling them your precious little girls and spoiling them rotten (as well as their own kids) with cookies when they come to visit

>> No.14070771

>>14070747
>You are now imaging a dozen little wurms with little spectacles that are all reading books at the table or solving math homework on their own.
One is writing a problem that reads "Daddy + (Hugs x Daughters + Mother*Hug) = Happy)

>> No.14070778

>>14070771
>One is writing a problem that reads "Daddy + (Hugs x Daughters + Mother*Hug) = Happy)
>If Hugs >0, and Mother/Daughter > 0, then when Daddy = 0, Happy > 0

I can see that's a problem then.

>> No.14070780

>>14070742
>But I have enough love to go around.
Liar. Even if you love all equally, which you can't, You can't treat all equally, unless you treat them all in equally small amounts.

>> No.14070785

>>14070778
To clarify, that is not Mother divided by Daughter, that is "Mother OR Daughter".

>> No.14070802

>>14070769
>That one daughteru who gets doctorate in male studies only to get mocked by her sisters every thanks giving.
>"Hello Sister, enjoying telling other girls why they should feel bad about being on top all the time?"
>"Nah, she's too busy writing papers about how the "rape culture" degrades men and should be admonished.

>> No.14070805

>>14070730
This is something I want to do now.

>> No.14070817

>>14070802
B-But I'm sure she can get plenty of money and dick by whining on the internet about how videogames are sexist!

>> No.14070823

>>14069983
>Himedere, muscular Arch Imp who learned to be a perfect housewife. She knows my home is her castle for now, so it might as well look like one on the inside. She's going to want either a gym membership or home workout gear so she can stay swole. That attitude of demanding to be treated like royalty will be grating at first, but it's good knowing she'll eventually warm up to me. Either way, this is gonna be a long five years.

I doubt I'll be going anywhere at the end, but hopefully she'll be fondly remembered.

>> No.14070824

Screencap this, I have a really good feeling we'll be getting an Old Testament monster girl soon from KC, either this or next week.

Leviathan, Behemoth, Nephilim, Nachash, something along those lines.

>> No.14070829

>>14070817
>"Oh sister, I've seen those little "Informative" videos you do on video games and I must say that you're trying too hard. Seriously, don't you know that the "Prince in distress" and "Turning the Prince" tropes have been staples of literature for years? Not even to mention that the heroines are often wearing just as little clothes as the men."
>"Forget it Marie, she's just mad that she wasted mom and dad's college money for a useless degree and wants to feel relevant."

>> No.14070832

>>14070824
You can't tell me what to do. And it's gong to be phoenix.

>> No.14070833

>>14070829
But it's true, all men are in those games are sex symbols for lonely girls to draw porn of!

>> No.14070834
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>>14070824
>Leviathan

Nothing can top Levia-san though!

>> No.14070835

>>14070824
I'm going to keep betting Cu Sith until KC finally does it. I'll be right eventually.

>> No.14070836

>>14070824
What makes you say that?
He's been kind of all over the place if you ask me. I can't tell what he's gonna do next.

>> No.14070837

Good night Anons.

Be sure take care of your daughterus and don't burn down the thread, it'll attract moth girls and we know what happens when a bunch of them get together!

>> No.14070844

>>14070837
More daughterus?

>> No.14070845

>>14070844
Yep.
Lots more daughterus.
LOTS more daughterus.

>> No.14070847

>>14070837
>it'll attract moth girls and we know what happens when a bunch of them get together!

Their mothman dust particles all catch fire and it ends in disaster?

http://i.imgur.com/uSBEkse.jpg

>> No.14070851
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>>14070837
They summon Mothra?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

>> No.14070856
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>>14066596
>Crocodile pit
Hey, back in Ancient Egypt that might not have been such a bad thing.

>> No.14070861

>>14070856
Crocodile girls aren't so tough when you flip them onto their backs.

>> No.14070863

>>14070829
Then when she finally gets a man after winning a spaghetti spilling match against a lizard, she pampers and spoils him and makes him dress in fancy clothes.

>> No.14070864

>>14070856
You forget that throwing someone to the crocodiles was a favored Egyptian method of execution as well.

>> No.14070865

>>14070856
>Having sex with a crocodile girl
>She locks her legs around you and starts rolling

>> No.14070869

>>14070856
Egyptian MGs going at it with crocodiles, dogs, goats and apis bulls when?

>> No.14070871

>>14070865
I want to ballroom dance with a crocodile girl as she spins gracefully.

>> No.14070872

>>14070869
Careful Anon, you might burn the thread down with that post.

>> No.14070877

>>14070872
It's a guilty pleasure fetish. And I know at least one artist who'd...wait, no, he has a policy of only doing mythical creatures.

>> No.14070888
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>>14070869
>Beastiality
I wouldn't.

>> No.14070892

>>14069969
>Overly Lewd, pear shaped Arch Imp-Cheshire chimera

Mother fucker!
How would I reign in a fat bottomed faggot nekobus?

>> No.14070898

>>14065585
That's not true.
Snickers satisfies!

>> No.14070899

>>14070869
>Hathor mounted by an apis bull when?

>> No.14070900

>>14070892
You don't. Enjoy waking up with her ass in your face.
I guess you could feel happy that her lewdness is completely focused on you.

>> No.14070904

>>14070899
Hathor mounting an Apis bull to the next village communion when?

>> No.14070905

>>14070899
Fucking never.

>> No.14070921

>>14070898
>Snickers satisfies!
>have peanut allergy
Fuck.

>> No.14070923

>>14070898
>Snickers satisfies!
That guy from the other day needed one sorely.

>> No.14070935

>>14070921
I understand that a little.
I love the taste of mangoes, but I'm fucking allergic to them.
Do you think monstergirls would understand allergies?

>> No.14070938

>>14070935
I'd tell you to eat peaches or nectarines instead. They all taste pretty close since they're all related.

>> No.14070946

>>14070938
>peaches or nectarines
>Tasting anything like mango
Naw mango

>> No.14070955

>>14070938
>They all taste pretty close
As a guy who likes white peaches, I hate mangos.

>> No.14070998

>>14070856
>goats were used as a cure for nymphomaniacs
Baphomet confirmed for best MG

>> No.14071007

>>14070856
Hot. See this shit man? Humans have always been /d/ as fuck. I wonder what crock cock looks like.

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>>14071007
>I wonder what crock cock looks like.

>> No.14071014

>>14071007
Reptiles have a hemipenis, not a true penis.

>> No.14071018

>>14071011
Nevermind I realized is was implying male on beast rather than beast on female. Which is lame where as the other is not. Fetishes, how do they work?

>>14071014
All? I thought that was just snakes.

>> No.14071028
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14071028

>browsing sad panda
>"nice a new monster girl doujin!"
>open it up
>it's some weird, homo monsterboy yaoi bullshit

why? did this trigger anyone else?

>> No.14071033

I like the heavy-set tail, but I'm not a fan of all the piercings.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/371020/Lamia-priestess

>> No.14071037

>>14071033
You're cutting it a little close there, bud.

>> No.14071039

>>14071033
>All of those piercings
>That face
Also, when I saw the word priestess, I thought we were going to get a lamia in preferably Egyptian priestess clothing.
But then I remembered it was a link to Hentaifoundry, and that I should've known better.

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>>14071033
Quick, have a different lamia to wash it down!

>> No.14071048

New MG imminent.

>> No.14071051

>>14071007
Pretty uninteresting overal. Now alligators, those guys are waddling around with permanently erect rape switchblades.

>>14071007
>hemipenes
That would be lizards and snakes. Crocodiles' intromittent organs are closer to mammalian ones in shape.

>> No.14071056

Paging Plague of Gripes to this thread.

>> No.14071063

>>14071028
Here anon, have a cute little fish girl to make up for it.

http://exhentai.org/g/851221/301b8c13be/

>> No.14071084
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14071084

Okay, the dude's powering up.

Place your bets.
http://strawpoll.me/5440738

>> No.14071087

>>14071084
Here's hoping for another lamia type like we don't have enough already.
But a Phoenix wouldn't be too bad either.

>> No.14071091

>>14071084
>Kobold
>furry
Fucking awful meme

>> No.14071098

>>14071084
I want undead.

>> No.14071102

>>14071091
Well, she's partial, and the 'fifty shades' should imply it's anything down that line.
She's not a 'normal' girl either no matter how you look.

>> No.14071112
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>>14071084
I'm always on the train for demons, beastmen, lolis, and loli demon beastmen.
But to be perfectly honest, it sort of feels like we have enough of those. There is a good spread of Succubus races and a lot of werebeasts. A lot of everything really.
My wish is that he'd illustrate more worldbuilding using existing types to flesh them out rather than subdividing.
Not only are slice-of-life illustrations really cool, but showing alternate versions of monster races is good for community creation. They don't *all* look exactly like the one encyclopedia entry.
He has shown alt appearances for things like Inari, Dormouse, Succubus, and Tanuki so far, and in varied societal roles. I want more of that.

>> No.14071114
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>>14071102
>She's not a 'normal' girl either no matter how you look.
That's the whole point of monster girls you retard.
Kobolds are no more furry than Holsts.

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>you will never be breastfed by a grue-girl

>> No.14071141

>>14071136
>having sex with a grue by taking random actions in the dark for 300 turns

>> No.14071149

>>14071098
Seconded anon. Seconded.

>>14071112
Loli'd be nice.

Ooooh, undead loli...

>> No.14071156

>>14071149
>Loli'd be nice.
Bad anon. Tall busty Onee-sans a best.

>> No.14071160

>>14071156
But we just GOT a tall busty onee-san!

So now I say it's time the coin was flipped the other way around! Though granted, the previous Kobold was definitely more on the small side...

>> No.14071166

>>14071084
I almost want it to be Cu Sith just so we'd get over it. It could be an unfortunate waste of time otherwise, but now when he spurts them out every week, I honestly wouldn't care.

>> No.14071168

>>14071156
>busty
a shit

>> No.14071172

>>14071156
Both are fine. Being sandwiched between a Baphomet and a Demon in bed would be wonderful.

>> No.14071173

>>14071168
Now anon, I like my petite girls as much as the next man, but don't go insulting big fat breasts. They have their uses.

>> No.14071175

>>14071168
Wrong.

>> No.14071178

>>14071168
My superior taste > Your shitty taste.

>> No.14071187

>>14071173
Paizuri. Though I'd argue that double-naizuri is just as, if not more effective.

There's a better argument to be made for their applications in bath-play though.

>> No.14071189

>>14071187
>double-naizuri
>Anywhere as good as double paizuri.

>> No.14071190

>>14071187
Paizuri + naizuri combination is what a man should dream of.

Imagine a Yeti and a Wendigo trying to please a guy with their technique. The Yeti's breasts easily wrap around the guy's dick leaving the Wendigo to desperately press her chest against the Yeti's, trying her hardest to please the guy but unable to do so because of her friend's formidable mountains.

All the while the Yeti has an uncharacteristic look of smug self satisfaction.

>> No.14071191

>>14071189
There's such a thing as too much of a "Good thing", and I'd argue that fits. At that point, too much boob. You'd barely even feel anything.

>> No.14071192

>>14071190
You are a man of vision.

>> No.14071193

>>14071191
>There's such a thing as too much of a "Good thing", and I'd argue that fits. At that point, too much boob. You'd barely even feel anything.
Bullshit, bullshit bullshit. It would feel like rubbing your dick through dreams and clouds.

>> No.14071228

>Cross is saving power...
That was 2 hours ago, where's the new girl KC.

>> No.14071233

>>14071228
He always takes about as much time.

>> No.14071260

>>14070354
>>14070363
>>14070388
>>14070393
>>14070397
>>14070409
>>14070447
Late as fuck but I have a scar on my torso from being stabbed, two scars on my leg from a broken leg and two operations, a scar on my head from an accident on a forest and a scar on my pelvis from another operation.

Beat that.

>> No.14071263

>>14071260
What're you doing to yourself, dude?

>> No.14071264

>>14071260
I get scars on my brain from reading this thread

>> No.14071284

give me a lion or a phoenix. hell a samurai themed succubus would be nice too

that crazy friend of mine still wants a hedgehog girl while another wants a badger.

...i might need new friends

>> No.14071286

>>14071284
>more succubi
nah

>> No.14071296

>>14071286
After thinking about it you're right
maybe later, like 20- 40 girls later

>> No.14071313
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there is no need to think
for here we have foxes and drink

>> No.14071317

Nothing would please me more right now than being jumped by all of MON at once. I hope they get an OVA episode or something, they're all waifu tier.

>> No.14071318

>>14071284
>a samurai themed succubus
With armor like this?
http://i.imgur.com/a91q3De.jpg
>>14071313
>You will never drink alcohol from between a kitsune's breasts

>> No.14071324

>>14071318
>http://i.imgur.com/a91q3De.jpg
i would not be surprised if he did draw one that way.
Great, now im thinking about "honourable sex" how did i even get to that point?

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>> No.14071335
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>>14071333
And her book profile.

Kinda disappointed, but oh well.

>> No.14071336

>>14071333
FUCK YES!

I love undead.

>> No.14071337

>>14071333
We were just talking about this last week, based KC came through.

>> No.14071339

>>14071333
Look at those hips and that dress. Damn!

>> No.14071342

>>14071333
Wait seriously?
holy cow too many people called it

>> No.14071343

>>14071333
Dem hips, doh.
And that pale blue skin.
Nice. Very nice.

>> No.14071344

>>14071333
>>14071335
YES! Finally! Another undead. It's been far too long.

>> No.14071345

>>14071333
I want her to hop into my bed!

>> No.14071347

>>14071333
>>14071335
>That braid
Bless you for KC that's my fetish

>> No.14071349

>>14071333
Wait, aren't those chinese? I suppose I got the mist continentgirl I wanted then.

>> No.14071351

>>14071345
for the first time "we bounced like a pogo stick" will actually have a sexy meaning

>> No.14071353

>>14071342
>holy cow too many people called it
Since he's had a lot of these profiles laying around for a while I wouldn't be surprised if the EMG end card made him decide to move it to the front of the queue. He's quite a big fan.

>> No.14071356

>>14071333
Mist continent undead who inhabit graveyards, with a simple and aggressive personality
They have tough bodies with superhuman strength, that have become stiff due to rigor mortis. They're intelligent enough to use magic and such, but are driven by base impulses, akin to constantly starving zombies. They also have sharp, poisonous nails.
Apparently, as you fuck them, their movements become gradually less stiff and more "human". (lame) Their bodies also gradually become more sensitive during sex.
But they'll go stiff after a while again, so they like it when their husbands constantly slip their hands under their clothes and fondle and massage them. In this state, they're fairly docile, but when rigid, they become rape trains.

>> No.14071362

>>14071318
Your right i will never drink alcohol from "A" kitsune's breasts.
ill drink from 3

>> No.14071363

>>14071356
Thanks.

>> No.14071364

>>14071356
>Rape trains with magic ability and poison nails
Run if you value your chastity.

>> No.14071365

>>14071362
Slut.

>> No.14071368

>>14071356
Another reason why I want to be a caretaker for Undead Monster Girls.

>> No.14071373

>>14071364
I'd run towards them.

>> No.14071378

>>14071356
By the way, the tag on her forehead is a "Reincarnation Tag", that tethers her soul to her lifeless body. By absorbing nearby magical energies, the body is turned into a Jiang-Shi. Removing the tag from an already-revived Jiang-Shi doesn't cause any problems though. But changing the writing on her tag also changes the Jiang-Shi. You can enhance her physical strength or magical ability, or make her more lewd and obscene by writing dirty things on it. Or write your own name on it to make her hyper devoted.

She's the first fully customizable undead waifu!

>> No.14071379

>>14071333
Why is mist continent so based?

>> No.14071388

>>14071333
>>14071335
>more cosplay tier
Yes!

>> No.14071389

>>14071378
People called this too. I wonder if you could give her a fetish by altering the tag, like if you gave her a thing for being an exhibitionist and paraded her around naked, hopping around town with a dog collar. Then half way through changing the tag back to normal, causing her to get super embarrassed.

>> No.14071390

>>14071389
But that's what wrapping fruit is for.

>> No.14071391

>>14071356
>their movements become gradually less stiff and more "human".
What is it with KC and de-monsterizing monster girls? What's the point of a Jiang-shi that stops hopping around after you fuck her? That's not a Jiang-shi, that's just a regular zombie dressed up as one.

>> No.14071393

>>14071391
Arthritis Zombie.

>> No.14071395

>>14071333
He's been hitting these profiles out of the fucking park lately.

>> No.14071400

>>14071395
It's funny how KC actually produces better results when he doesn't try so damn hard to make something "unique". People just wanna see cute girls that are vaguely monstrous, not obscure horrors nobody's ever heard of.

>> No.14071405

>>14071391
Well it's more like for an hour or two after fucking her she'll move around normally for a bit with no problems but after that go back to being stiff. No man has the energy to dick his waifu 12+ times a day every day of the week so she's still going to be stiff a lot of the time.

At least that's how I'm going to interpret it, any other way would be retarded.
>>14071400
>People just wanna see cute girls that are vaguely monstrous
Mucus Toad was actually his most popular one in ages, Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned. I'll agree that Shoggoth and Mindflayer were maybe a step too far but there's nothing wrong with Soldier Beetle for example.

>> No.14071408

>>14071333
B A S E D

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>>14071333
>tfw I was the one who called Jiang-shi zombie girl yesterday
My wizard prophetic powers, they are awakening!

>> No.14071410

>>14071405
>Well it's more like for an hour or two after fucking her she'll move around normally for a bit with no problems but after that go back to being stiff. No man has the energy to dick his waifu 12+ times a day every day of the week so she's still going to be stiff a lot of the time.
>At least that's how I'm going to interpret it, any other way would be retarded.
That's what all the fondling is for. They only go back to being stiff if neglected. Think Holstaur going feral.

>> No.14071412

>>14071409
So what do you think is next, Nostradamus?

>> No.14071413

>>14071405
>I'll agree that Shoggoth and Mindflayer
>Implying
The only thing bad about those is Mindflayer turning you into a monster

>> No.14071414

>>14071333
Fuckin KNEWIT. And it's not another fuckin loli. thanks, KC.

>> No.14071423

>>14071405
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned
Welp, there go all my good feelings. Wonderland monsters are some of my favorite ones. The only ones I like more are the mist continent girls.

>> No.14071424
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14071424

Would you squeeze a spongy mushroom butt?

>> No.14071425

>>14071410
The profile even recommends regularly fondling her breasts and butt and playing with her intimate bits to keep them from going rigid again.
Also, while in "rigid" mode, their emotions are similarly "rigid". They only think about rape, and while raping you, they look down at you with indifference. Only after they begin turning soft do they start to display signs of pleasure, then passion.

>> No.14071426

>>14071405
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned
Thanks a fucking lot Japan.

>> No.14071428

>>14071405
>Mucus Toad was actually his most popular one in ages, Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned.
Why does Japan have such shit taste?

>> No.14071430

>>14071405
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned.
And so instead of more cuties like Dormouse and Mad Hatter, we got garbage like Tentacle and Lava Golem because shitty nips can't appreciate cute girls without monster parts plastered all over them.
Fucking why.

>> No.14071431
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>>14071424
Yes, yes I would.

>> No.14071433

>>14071430
Lava Golem a best shut up your whore mouth

>> No.14071437

>>14071430
>Hating Lava Golem
Come on, man. That was uncalled for.

>> No.14071440
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14071440

>>14071430
>Hating Lava Golem
You may want to get that shit taste checked out by a doctor.

>> No.14071443

>>14071426
>>14071428
>>14071430
Yeah man, fuck them for complaining about a multiple-month stretch of mentally deranged cosplayers in a monster girl encyclopedia!
I think people's main complaint when it comes to wonderland isn't some kind of monster quotient, but rather how their monster parts are specifically designed to look like clothes, rather than actual body parts.

>> No.14071444

>>14071430
Tentacle is not so bad

>> No.14071448

>>14071443
>monster parts are specifically designed to look like clothes
But that's literally all of MGE.

>> No.14071452

>>14071428
Fully agreed, though I can't help thinking of what an average Western artist would do out of MGE and realize we're not really in right to ask for everything.

>> No.14071453

>>14071448
You're full of shit.

>> No.14071458

>>14071426
>>14071428
>>14071430
>liking human girl
>in a MONSTER GIRL encyclopedia
If you want cute human girls you can watching whatever harem anime is ongoing at the moment
Fags

>> No.14071461

>>14071333
I'll make a transparent version when the next girl comes, I'm to fucking tired right now, no sleep is bad
mighthappensooner if i remembers

>> No.14071462

>>14071458
Not really trying there bud.

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>>14071458
>you can watching whatever harem anime is ongoing at the moment
Doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually.

>> No.14071466

>>14071452
All we can do is hope that he keeps up the trend that Demon and Jiangshi are setting.

>> No.14071467

>>14071430
>garbage like Tentacle and Lava Golem
Nah, get the fuck outta here you cunt.

>> No.14071468

>>14071333
>>14071335
I was actually thinking of a skeleton "upgrade".

>> No.14071469

>>14071458
But nobody's talking about human girls here.
We just want more SLIGHTLY monstrous girls. You know, like the last two KC has produced now. Monstrous enough to be exotic, but not enough to be distracting from the human parts (which are still the main appeal).

>> No.14071472
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>>14071458
>"I love monstergirls"
>"My favorite monstergirl is that one that looks exactly like a human but with with tiny angel wings on her back"

>> No.14071476
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14071476

>>14071430
>hating best golem

>> No.14071478
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14071478

so you,re telling me that I wont see a bandersnatch monster?

>> No.14071481

>>14071472
>ignoring personality
>hating on angel girls

Get out, faggot.

>> No.14071486

>>14071478
In the whole poem, you realize the Jabberwock IS the 'Bandersnatch.'

>> No.14071492

>>14071472
>more monstrous = better
I bet you like Tomasu yeti more than KC's too.

>> No.14071493

>>14071425
>Bone jarring, impassive rape as she looks down on you coldly, staring through you like you were nothing to her, less riding you than merely slamming her hips against yours
>Her hips slip and roll, hitting a particular spot deep within her, and it's like the mask shatters.
>"Ah." A single, quiet gasp, but that's all it took
>She repeats the movement, her hips feeling more and more fluid as she grinds the head of your cock into her deepest parts and builds upon her own pleasure
>An arm slowly growing less rigid reaches out and cups your face and her expression softens into one of lust and then love
>The pace changes, the wet slapping turning into a cacophony of pleasured moans as she drops the frantic slamming in favor of a smoother rolling motion as she changes from merely breeding herself upon you to truly making love.
>Her hands reach down and grab at your own, and she pushes them into her breasts and hips
>Finally her gaze falls across your own, heart pupils reflected in her eyes

>> No.14071495

>>14071486
sometimes they are shown as two different things.

but forgive me, i had forgotten about the poem

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>>14071472
>not liking this GOAT cutie

>> No.14071501

>>14071495
Still, you make a good point.
It would've been nice to see a Wonderland Beast.
And JubJub birds.

>> No.14071503

>>14071356
>They also have sharp, poisonous nails.
So... she'd totally scratch your back up once she's in full-on passion mode, right?

>> No.14071505

>>14071478
No jubjub birds, no tweedle twins, no high oomukade, no fairy with toast for wings, no snap-dragonfly, no card soldier girl, and no flying rocking horse centaurs.

All our dreams are dead.

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14071506

>>14071503
>tfw you came in her and she clawed the fuck out of your back

>> No.14071510

>>14071478
Yes. this is the perfect time to ape out.

>> No.14071513

>>14071333

It's pretty okay.

>> No.14071517

Was it confirmed KC just scrapped all further wonderland girls or did he just put them aside and stop releasing them at once? I'd like a source on that

If so that''s sad, fuck Japan

>> No.14071520
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14071520

Everybody needs a hobby.

>> No.14071523

>>14071517
Looking at Jabberwock, they were probably all going to be garbage anyway, because KC just had to give in to the "muh monster parts" whiners.

>> No.14071525

>>14071469
>slightly monstrous
>one is a human girl in chinese dress
>other is a human girl who rules fairies
Cool story, bro

To be slightly monstrous they should at least have fluffy ears, tails, wings, horns. Or at least two of these features
Demon was slightly monstrous. Those 2 are humans

>> No.14071527

>>14071520

If a monster girl's hobby isn't DICK then she ain't worth your time.

>> No.14071529

>>14071523
The fuck you say about jabberwocks?

>> No.14071530
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14071530

>>14071464
>watching EMG

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>>14071523
>Looking at Jabberwock, they were probably all going to be garbage anyway
Someone actually typed this sentence and thought it was reasonable. Disgusting.

>> No.14071532

>>14071530
In all fairness, the anime is just a goldmine for more monstergirl pics.

>> No.14071549

I don't get it, Wonderland was boring as fuck.

>> No.14071550

>>14071549
Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, and March hare were all good so some people wanted to see more.

>> No.14071552

>>14071550
>Jabberwock
The only one people know care or talk about.

>> No.14071553
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>>14071532
It really is. It helps that they're all either cute or sexy and the show can be lewd as hell
>Darling being forced to breastfeed the growth nutrients from the Dryad to stop her rampage

>> No.14071554

>>14071552
People talk about memecat.

>> No.14071558

>>14071549
Exactly, some fags just want regular human girls for some reason
The only interesting things in Wonderland are Jabber and the whole crazy setting

>>14071552
Futacat is muuuuch more widespread

>> No.14071562

>>14071554
>>14071558

Oh. Yeah I forgot her. She kinda became her own thing, didn't she?

>> No.14071564

>>14071562
For some reason.

>> No.14071565

>>14071562
Cheshires are still alright in my book.
Clare is...well, to put it simply, not canon.

>> No.14071566

Jabberwock and Chesire were both great, and we probably would've had plenty more great Wonderland girls that now we'll never ever get to see.

>Bandersnatch
>Borrowgroves
>Card Soldiers
>Caterpillar
>Dodo
>Jubjub Bird
>Mock Turtle
>Rocking-Fly-Horse
>Tweedledee/Tweedledum

And now, all those girls will be lost forever. Like tears in the rain.

>> No.14071567

>>14071525
>implying
Fairy wings and undead pale skin. More than enough to remind you that what you're fucking isn't human, but not enough to detract from the beauty of their female bodies. Name one thing that's wrong with this.

>> No.14071570

>>14071550
March Hare was shit.
>fluffy legs are actually pants
>rabbit ears are fake

>> No.14071573

>>14071567
Besides, fairies and jiangshi are pretty established concepts. If you made them any more monstrous they'd stop being what they are. Object to their profiles however you want, but their designs are perfectly fine.

>> No.14071574

>>14071552
Such is the fate of the vast majority of MGs
MGE has something like 180~ girls. 15~ of them are mentioned regularly, 15 mentioned rarely, other1 50 are never ever get any mention except their debut week

>> No.14071575

>>14071570
Now you're reduced to straight up lying now? Nothing implies her fluffy legs or ears are fake, you're pulling shit out of your ass.

>For that reason, those who become their husbands will end up spending most of their days having lewd exchanges, verbally and physically. From the top of their rabbit ears, to the tips of their toes, the hare's body will be crazy for their husband, and once a man gets a taste of it, it very easily makes him become sex-crazed, or rather, wife-crazed.
>From the top of their rabbit ears

>>14071574
173 as of Jiangshi

>> No.14071581

>>14071575
They may not actually be fake, but they're designed to look that way. Same with her leg fur that kind of folds away to reveal human thighs.

>> No.14071585
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14071585

>>14071405
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned
I'm glad they got what they wanted. I'm happy for them. Nice Japan got that monsterous Monster Girl they've been wanting. Good job.

>> No.14071591

>>14071585
Is she even popular there?

>> No.14071592

>>14071585
That's just begging for a cigar to be shopped in there. It's times like these when I miss Snoop Anon, that Anubis edit in particular was hilarious.

>> No.14071595

>>14071585
Cait sith is only monster I 100% hate

>> No.14071598

>>14070136
>Meanwhile Cerea who trained her whole life ends up looking worse than Yamcha

>> No.14071599

>>14071591
She currently has 11 writings of her on KC's site, and plenty of fan art and porn out there of her, more than most. So yes, I'd say she is.

And people here have the audacity to say "The Japanese furry fan base isn't as cancerous! They just want to get your Monster Girl artists to draw just furry, is that so bad?"

>> No.14071601

>>14071585
Cait is well-received in the japan though. Jap furries are not terminal state autists like western, so they don't have blinding uncontrable rage against Cait

>> No.14071615

>>14071333
It's just what I was hoping for! And that fucking huge ass braid.

Why is the Mist Continent so great?

>> No.14071620

>>14071599
>Japan
>That's a cute cat girl, I want to fuck it

>America
>On every level except physical I am a wolf, here's my $2000 fur suit to prove it, awoo

>> No.14071623

guy think of it it this way.

it could be worse, he could have gone full praxis on us

>> No.14071624

I want to surprise a cockney Cheshire with anal!

>> No.14071627

>>14071620
Pretty much

>> No.14071632

>>14071620
Why do I give a shit how tame they are, the fact of the matter is their bitching is what caused us to never have Wonderland girls ever again and for KC to cut the other girls he had planned. Their bitching has already negatively impacted something, that built on the fact that Cait Sith's popularity means it's not unreasonable to suspect we'll get more furry girls (Which we know at least Cu Sith is coming.)

I don't give two shits how "At least they're not as bad as Western furries!" As far as I'm concerned their autism has already screwed MGE over, and will probably do it again in the future.

>> No.14071633
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14071633

Post a better underboob
Protip: You can't

>> No.14071645

>>14071632
Hoo-fucking-rah!

>> No.14071651

>>14071190
That's not a combination, That's just a Yeti being a cunt to a Wendigo.

>> No.14071658

>>14071632
>every now and then we get some furry shit like Cait Sith and Kobold
>95% of girls are still cosplay cuties
Why are you getting your knickers in a twist
The average Okayado girl is still more monstrous than almost anything in MGE and Okayado designs for the lowest common denominator

>> No.14071663

>>14071632
I hate Cait and I think Wonderland was pure shit

>> No.14071665

>>14071658
>Why are you getting your knickers in a twist
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned

>> No.14071675

>>14071430
Fuck you, buddy, both are perfectly cute. Lava Golem's slime bosom is a fucking miracle.

>> No.14071677

>>14071665
Their autism has an actual impact on what KC makes. No matter how autistic we act, KC will never change MGE because of it, and we never have to worry about him seeing Futacat or Anubicuck shit and adding canon Futa of Cuck girls. The same can't be said for them because their autism actually has an influence on KC.

>> No.14071678

>>14071658
>still calling kobold furry
Seriously, fuck off with this shitty meme.

>> No.14071680

>>14071677
>Cuck girls
You know Bicorn and Beelzebub exist, right?

>> No.14071683

>>14071651
>Yuki freezes house over
>Yeti comes in with hugs

>Wendigo too small and shy for paizuri
>Yeti wins with her snuggle lumps

Yetis are out of control, they can't be stopped!

>> No.14071684

>>14071680
Cuck=/=Harems

I don't even like harems and I know this. And besides even if it wasn't harem, it'd be cuckquen, not cuck. So you're still wrong.

>> No.14071688

>>14071678
But she is furry. A monster girl would only have fur up to her knees or so to leave the thighs exposed. Kobold has digitigrade furry legs and a furry crotch.

>> No.14071689

>>14071623
the fuck is praxis? and how is it worse?

>> No.14071690
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14071690

>>14071688
Stop trying to invade my hobby with your bullshit furfag, she will knock you the fuck out.

>> No.14071692

>>14071688
Holstaurs thighs are also furry
Is she a furry?

>> No.14071693

>>14071690
I love those abs.

>> No.14071697

>>14071658
>furry shit like Kobold
Your bait is slate and was shit even when it was fresh.

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14071700

>>14071690
>>14071693
The real question is...Do you enjoy Strawberry Milk?

>> No.14071702

>>14071690
I want to grate cheese on those abs.

>> No.14071704

>>14071658
I don't give a single shit about whatever furry KC has to push out. I'm pissed because the possible Wonderland girls were cancelled because of their bitching. They can rub their tiny yellow dicks to pictures of cats all they want, but when they stop content I like from being made I'm going to get pissed.

>> No.14071705

>>14071689
Just walk away from this one, Anon. Trust me.

>> No.14071707

>>14071689
trust me, you don't want to know

thread don't tell him, you guys shouldn't have told me but you did and and now im telling you anon. you dont want to know.

>> No.14071713

>>14071704
Calm down, we don't know if he will do them eventually, hell, maybe they will be in those possible 500 MGs that he says he wants to reach.

>> No.14071717

>>14071704
>KC has to cater to me and me only
nice meme

>> No.14071718

>>14071658
>>14071704
>>14071665
>TFW no more Wonderland, and this will kill any chance of KC even touching Oz
I'm surprised he even bothered adding Shoggoth at least.

Just a shame we'll never get a Bandersnatch though. Apparently she was "monsterous like Jabberwock", and Jabberwock came out amazing. Bandersnatch could've been great too, but now we'll never know. Thanks Japan.

>> No.14071719

>>14071665
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned
So where are the citations for this anyway?

>> No.14071720

>>14071689
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praxis_porphyretica

>> No.14071722

>>14071705
but i want to know
and going all harry potter on me is only making me curious

>> No.14071723

>>14071705
>>14071707
No seriously, what is it?

>> No.14071724

>>14071333
Not as good as the Shoggoth, but better than the last few.

>> No.14071726

>>14071720
Nice one, well played sir.

>> No.14071729

>>14071713
I'm okay now, just need to get that anger out. I hope you're right about though. I just hate when content makers back out on making something because of dumb reasons like some people not liking it. I believe that you shouldn't let people stop you from making something that you like. Well, except if it's illegal, also you shouldn't flaunt it around just to piss people off.

>> No.14071730
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>>14071704
>when they stop content I like from being made I'm going to get pissed.
Is this a joke?
Please tell me it's a satire

>> No.14071732

>>14071722
>>14071723
curiosity murdered the werecat anons, drop it

>> No.14071733

>>14071730
Not even him but that makes sense, don't tell me you've never been pissed because something you like got fucked over

See: Mega Man fans. LEGENDS 3 NEVER EVER

>> No.14071735

>>14071729
that reminded me of that petition some guy put out to change the ending of naruto

>> No.14071739

>>14071717
He doesn't have to cater to me, I'm just saying he shouldn't back out on something just because someone gets pissy about his work. I lose a lot of respect for content makers that let themselves get pushed around by their fanbase.

>> No.14071743

Knowing our luck, if KC ever decided to start making Lovecraft girls, Japan would complain about them being too monsterous or being based on filthy gaijin material and not good homeland ones like the Karakasa-Obake or Akaname and KC would decide to never make Lovecraft girls ever again

I don't think my heart could take that if KC ever did that

>> No.14071744

>>14071732
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

>> No.14071745

>>14071729
If KC only drew what he liked it'd just be Succubus Girl Encyclopedia (and Baphomet)

>> No.14071746

>>14071689
A poorly thought out western alternative to MGE. That even KC's world building and writing surpasses it should tell you about its quality.

>> No.14071749

>>14071690
>>14071692
Holstaur/Minotaur's fur is just there so they don't run around with their pussies bare. When it's time to have sex the fur around their vagina and inner thighs disappears. Not so with Kobold.

>> No.14071750

>>14071743
MGE has far more stuff based on generic western fantasy aesthetics than Asian, or even more specifically Japanese and they don't give a fuck. Take your doomsaying and go.

>> No.14071754

>>14071749
>Holstaur/Minotaur's fur is just there so they don't run around with their pussies bare.
But other monstergirls have exposed cunts in the art that are only hidden by the pose their making or a prop/tail being in the way.

>> No.14071755

>>14071746
If you can consider EMG the pepsi to MGE's coke classic, then praxis is the cheap supermarket sugar free brand you give to kids who dont know better

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>>14071749
>implied indications of implications

>> No.14071760

>>14071749
>When it's time to have sex the fur around their vagina and inner thighs disappears
The fuck you are talking about?

>> No.14071761

>>14071755
That bad? Does it have monsterboys too?

>> No.14071764

>>14071750
>MGE has far more stuff based on generic fantasy RPG aesthetics
Fixed that for you.

>Take your doomsaying and go.
If they can get the Wonderland girls cut, anything can be next to be cut. I hope Japan loves the Chromatic Dragons and Lovecraft.

>> No.14071767

>>14071760
>he doesn't know
MAMONO MANA makes monster stuff that would "get in the way" during sex disappear.
So if they have fur on their tits or crotch, that goes away.
If fanfics are any indication it applies to limbs as well, with them transforming into human ones if they're going to be used for sex in some fashion.

>> No.14071769

>>14071760
Probably that part in one of the books (or maybe the Q&A?) where it's mentioned how fur/scales shown in the profile art covering naughty bits recedes when it's time for sex.

>> No.14071770

"Wonderland was a mistake"
- KC

>> No.14071774

>>14071767
Wait so Japan wants more monstrous monsters, but when you fuck them they pretty much become a human girl.
What's the fucking point of that?

>> No.14071778

>>14071774
>so Japan wants more monstrous monsters
A vocal minority does.
>but when you fuck them they pretty much become a human girl
That's like the entire point of MGE.

>> No.14071780

>>14071767
>>14071769
So why exactly it's "not so with Kobold"?
Though it's pretty fucking stupid in the first place

>> No.14071781
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>>14071774
The same reason Japanese femdom doujins have the self insert take control and become dominant in the middle of the doujin

Because Japanese people have really fucking bad tastes

>> No.14071783

>>14071780
Because her entire lower body is covered in thick fur, just the spot around her crotch suddenly going bare would look really dumb.

>> No.14071785

>>14071764
You haven't fixed shit, just omitted a part to make it seem like your dumb statement somehow has a leg to stand on.

Even if >>14071405 is not talking complete horse shit and more Wonderland girls were actually planned, the list got cut short because of the design, not the cultural/geographical origin of the material that provided the inspiration for them.

>> No.14071787
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>>14071783
D- now cut the Kobold witchhunt

>> No.14071790

>>14071778
>muh vocal minority!

>> No.14071791

>>14071783
>her crotch suddenly going bare would look really dumb.
Just as dumb as Holstaur's fur disappearing
If KC said it's disappears with mamono mana, it will disappear for all girls

>> No.14071801

>>14071774
Because you're supposed to like the girl, not the monster.

>> No.14071807

>>14071780
Nothing, her fur could disappear right down to above the knees like multiple girls with big meaty paws have by default and there would be no difference in the thighs and crotch area compared to the plantigrade girls.

>> No.14071815

>>14071785
>You haven't fixed shit, just omitted a part to make it seem like your dumb statement somehow has a leg to stand on.
No, it's that monsters like Succubi, Slime, and shit are more associated with Japanese RPG tropes to them then Western Fantasy.

>Even if >>14071405 is not talking complete horse shit and more Wonderland girls were actually planned, the list got cut short because of the design
No, because of nips complaining.

>not the cultural/geographical origin of the material that provided the inspiration for them.
That part was really just a joke, please learn to pick up on those.

>> No.14071818

Why do you even have such a problem with the whole "disappearing monster bits" thing? Monster parts are basically akin to clothing for MGE girls anyway.

>> No.14071819
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>>14071761
no monster boy's but the creator makes things like this and will bombard people with his setting and how it and his girls are "better" then the MGE.

>> No.14071823

>>14071764
Lovecraft girls were a shit though
I would gladly get them cut

>> No.14071828

>>14071823
What's your favorite theme of Monster Girls, whatever it is I hope KC cuts them.

>> No.14071829

>>14071819
FUCKINGMOSS

>> No.14071831

>>14071828
Angels

>> No.14071834

>>14071831
I hope KC cuts the angels and never tries to do any of the really cool angels from The Bible then.

>> No.14071842
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>>14071823
Lolis
So knowing KC's fetishes, I'm safe

>> No.14071844

>>14071842
Meant for
>>14071828

>> No.14071845
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>>14071819
His art is abysmal compared to MGE's too.
I know MGE started out looking no better than this but wow has KC put some effort in to improve over the years. I wish he updated all the old profile pics though - old Echidna especially looked terrible back then but if his random artwork of her is anything to go by she'd look incredible today.

>> No.14071850

>japs dislike something again
>Kenkou commits sudoku

>> No.14071854

>TFW now we have to worry about KC cutting Monster Girls and entire themes
>People are going to keep wishing Monster Girls the other person likes will never get made
>KC eventually decides to just fucking cancel MGE

>> No.14071856

>>14071845
It also hurts as the Echidna is one of my favorites.

>> No.14071860

>>14071854
Just as planned

>> No.14071864

>>14071854
>KC eventually decides to just fucking cancel MGE
That would probably be one of the better things that could happen to MGE.

>> No.14071865

>>14071860
>not
>Just according to keikaku

>> No.14071867

>>14071845
I know. some of the profiles for MGE can get a little dumb and the art somewhat dull, but its gold with bit of diamond stuck in compared to this guys forum eating monstrosity

>> No.14071870

>>14071850
The funny is when the English fanbase caused an uproar, KC immediately bitch slapped them and put them in their place

But when the Japanese get triggered, KC was willing to cut entire Monster Girls just to appease them.

Why are Japanese people like this?

>> No.14071874

>>14071842
>KC's love of lolis
In the setting the only monster on the level of the Demon Lord are the Lilims.
But for some reason the best fuck of all is meant to be the Baphomet. Why? Lilims would surely be the ultimate sexual experience due to being succubi gods. If KC wanted his loli fetish sated and to keep some form of consistency then he could at least say the Queen of Hearts was the most sexually capable Lilim or something.

On the subject of Lilims I want him to draw more of them. Yeah, Mari is great but I want to see more official ones. We've only seen the generic unnamed profile one, Deruella and a brief sketch of the QoH so far. Also, Deruella is the fourth child of the DL, there are three older and presumably more powerful than her...

>> No.14071876

>>14071870
the english uproar was a exchange of fuck you's while the japan one is a group simply saying "we dont like it"

>> No.14071877

>>14071870
>English fanbase caused an uproar
It wasn't uproar, it was guro pics and death threats spam

>> No.14071878

>>14071874
KC needs to draw more succubi in general.

>> No.14071879

>>14071856
They are nice, it's too bad they're rarely featured in writefagging. I think my favourite so far was the one in Lantern's first story. He had the motherly and caring thing completely down, but still had her trying to push strange and somewhat worrying monster morality on the MC.

>> No.14071884

>>14071879
i need a good read, got a link for that?

>> No.14071888

>>14071874
>sketch of the QoH so far
Nani?
Or was it that loli pic along with the alp lilim one?

>> No.14071889

I gope KC decides to cut all Monster Girls and just make Alps and Amazons. That's all scumbags like you guys deserve.

>> No.14071891

>>14071829
i dont get it

>> No.14071892

>>14071870
Maybe because the Japs expressed their dissatisfaction in a way that didn't involve harassing the artist and others connected to him.

>> No.14071895

>>14071889
Fuck off
Post something new

>> No.14071897
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14071897

http://i.imgur.com/hrXbh5f.png

Well, this is MG related. Feel free to sperg at me if I shouldn't post it here. Now that I finished this the Lich's next

>> No.14071900

>>14071876
>>14071877
>>14071892
So if we all collectively wrote a nice letter saying we don't like furry, do you think he'll cut Cu Sith and we won't have to worry about any future furry girls?

>> No.14071901

>>14071891
one of the monsters from praxis was some sort of moss thing.

>> No.14071903

>>14071897
's pretty nice
Succubi are boring though but still, very nice job

>> No.14071904

>>14071897
It's fine. The girl is shit, but the art itself is alright. Also, more paizuri is usually a good thing. Usually. There was that one time.

>> No.14071905

>>14071897
Why would anyone sperg over this?
Can't care for Quest girls, but nice work.

>> No.14071906

>>14069969
>Kuudere, Pear Shaped, Soldier Beetle, Heiress

>Normal Personality, Muscular, Thunderbird
>Genki, Oppai Loli, Barometz
>Lewd, Hourglass Shaped, Girtablilu
>Clingy, Normal Body Type, Arch Imp

Why do I get Kuuderes? Not that I mind, but my rolls for the main MGs (If the quirk calls for multiple) mostly wind up getting them as the personality.

>> No.14071907

>>14071900
Japs shit on gaijin's opinion. Japanese fanbase likes Cait and it's the only thing that matters

>> No.14071908

>>14071870
MGU was the bastard child of Tumblr and the worst of /tg/ during that incident. The constant death threats and harassment didn't help.
Japan's MGE community gets upset on a regular basis, but they're rarely that autistic about it. That, and KC has a much easier time communicating with them.

>> No.14071913

>>14071889
I want to marry a perflat Amazon!

>> No.14071914

>>14071900
Unlikely. He probably doesn't even know of this place and even of he does it's just one of the communities that sprung up around the MGE.

>> No.14071915

>>14071755
>MGE is coke
>EMG is pepsi
>Praxis cheap no-brand stuff
then what is MGQ?

>> No.14071918
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>>14071633
there, easy

>> No.14071919

>>14071903
>>14071904
Thanks also yes alma elma is a horrible cunt

>>14071905
I don't know, but I like to play safe

>> No.14071920

>>14071903
>Succubi are boring though
kill yourself

>> No.14071922

>>14071897
I can dig it. Poor guy's gonna get his soul sucked out through his urethra though.

>> No.14071924

>>14071915
It's a game so it's completely different
Beer, I guess?

>> No.14071926
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14071926

Consider Monmusu singers.
Which Ojou would you Attitude?
Would you cum in your hand and try to shake hands with a pure Paladin idol?

>> No.14071928
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>>14071915

>> No.14071932

>>14071922
Based on how she behaves in the game, she'll most likely fuck him to death. At least it's a hot death

>> No.14071933

>>14071901
i don't have the strength to care about looking that up, so ill take your word for it sir

>> No.14071936

I want to infiltrate the Japanese fanbase and get them to complain about the lack of "diversity", as well as lack of Monster Boys and Dickgirls!

>> No.14071940
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>lewd manticore twins forcefully Vagining their father
That shit was fucking great
Who wrote it and why it's not on wordpress?
More when?

>> No.14071941

>>14071907
He doesn't shit on westerner's opinions though, he can't directly communicate with them.

>> No.14071944

>>14071936
YOU FOOL! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

>> No.14071947

>>14071874
Baphomet is his waifu, so she's to be the best at everything.
>brief sketch of the QoH so far
You're thinking of those corrupted Shinrabanshou characters. Queen of Hearts only has a brief description going for her.

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14071949

Wurm's IQ is the infinite space from here to the Moon!

>> No.14071950

>>14071915
One of those weird cocktails at a bar that taste nice but removes your kidneys

>> No.14071955

>>14071936
If we all pretended to be Japanese fans we could probably talk KC into never making another Loli again

Let's do it

>> No.14071956

>>14071955
Can't we just convince him to make chromatic Dragons?

>> No.14071958

>>14071956
We can't use our powers to create, only to cut

>> No.14071960

>>14071941
>gaijins who don't give him a single shekel say X is shit and he shouldn't do it anymore
>japs who give him all already scarce amount of shekels tell him X is good and he should do more
What do you think he will do?

>> No.14071961

>>14071958
Then we could cut the rough diamond that is vanilla Dragon and get the most worth out of it!

>> No.14071963

>>14071936
>>14071955
And this is the difference between the Japanese and western fans.

>> No.14071966

>>14071963
Hey they started it cutting Wonderland

>> No.14071967
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>>14071955
>KC
>cutting loli
Never ever normie faggot, he would rather drop MGE than cut lolis

>> No.14071972

>>14071967
>he would rather drop MGE than cut lolis
That's an acceptable outcome too

>> No.14071974

>>14071755
ill have you know that store brand stuff can tase nice at times.
so this praxis cant be all bad.

>> No.14071975

>>14071955
>talk a Japanese artist into never making another loli again
You funny guy, I'll have the Matangos rape you last.

>> No.14071977

>>14071967
I want to see my waifu become more and more smug as I keep pounding myself into her after several orgasms.

>> No.14071982

>>14071977
Does this include cumflation?
Because seeing a monster girl trying to remain smug through that would be impressive.

>> No.14071983

>>14071982
My waifu isn't small enought to be inflated, but a smug cum balloon Fairy or Doll would be amazing.

>> No.14071985

>>14071983
Manticore venom.
Let's you cumflate everything from a fairy, to a wurm, to a minotaur.

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>>14071982
>pump a monster girl so full of cum, fertilization is all but assured
>not smug as fuck as she pats her bloated belly and asks what you should name the child

>> No.14071988
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14071988

Just got done playing Tobihime and want more nice monster girl sprite stuff. Any recommendations?

>> No.14071990

>>14071955
Fuck you

>> No.14071991

>>14071987
Guess I'd just need to throw some mothman dust into the mix and tell her to enjoy trying to get around with octuplets.

>> No.14071992

>>14071985
Taking another girl's venom seems kinda like NTR.

>> No.14071996

>>14071967
>he would rather drop MGE than cut lolis
No more pedoshit from him either way, so I don't mind.

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>>14071987
>Oh, dahling~
>Could you even live without me anymore?

>> No.14072007

>>14071991
>you can barely limp the next day
>she takes a liking to the balls to the wall fervent baby making sex, starts using mothman dust regularly
>all though the pregnancy she coyly teases about you ruining her figure
>kids are born
>mommy tells them lewd bedtime stories about daddy pounding her like a beast and making her so bloated she couldn't move

>> No.14072011

>>14071992
They probably sell that stuff for money so it's just another gift or good you could sell.
Although some madmen may mix it with a raging mushroom for a more intense cumflation experience.

>> No.14072017

>>14071992
Slimes even sell parts of themselves, so unlikely.

>> No.14072020

>>14072007
>Implying I wouldn't just keep doing it so they have to ask me why mommy looks so bloated all the time.

>> No.14072021

>>14071998
Would look better with a human lower body imo.
Never understood what people like about lamias.

>> No.14072025

>>14072021
Massive, enveloping hugs.
Also I want to see a Lamia ahegao with her entire body from her cloaca to womb cumflated and lying in a puddle of cum.

>> No.14072029

>>14072020
>monster girls' greatest joy is bearing their husband's children
>have her constantly carry the crystallization of your love
Not seeing what she shouldn't be smug as fuck about.

>> No.14072034

>>14072025
>Massive, enveloping hugs.
It's not really a hug if it's from a fucking snake. You just have a scaly flesh tube wrapped around you. There's nothing intimate-feeling about that. It doesn't feel like the touch of a loved one.

>> No.14072037

>>14072034
>her upper body and abdomen on yours
>her tail wrapped around both of you, pressing you into her
What's not intimate about this?

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>>14071988
Recommendations for?

>> No.14072041
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14072041

Welp, seems the writefags are becoming less and less active
So anyone knows good MG stories in unusual places? (not our thread, wordpress, MGU, MGR, TFT)

I found this Kikimora thing and it's pretty much the best Kikimora story. At least until page 4, then it turns into BATTLE WIZARD MAID KIKIMORA and FSN-tier last fight against Gilgamesh-y villain. Not awful and still amusing but nothing spectacular either
https://www.literotica.com/s/the-kikimora
It's not tagged as MGE but it's a Kikimora spirit who is devoted maid, has floppy wolf ears, feathery fluffy tail and gets power by dicking, so it's pretty obvious what it is.
Smut scenes are also pretty good

And also this harpy story
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2760794?view_adult=true
It's probably doesn't have anything to do with MGE but it's good

>> No.14072043

>>14072029
Lack of movement, clothes not fitting, the fact that her hormones are permanently in flux now, leaving her horny and agitated while I'm not home.

Although this does make me wonder if this would lead to neighborhood wars as wives try to one up each other by having more kids than each other.

>> No.14072044

>>14072037
This. There may not really be anything appealing about the tail itself, but lamia cuddles are basically like snuggling with a girl inside a sleeping bag.

>> No.14072045

>>14072044
But I prefer tight intimate cuddles that also involve legs.

>> No.14072050

>>14072044
And even better, the sleeping bag _is her_

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>>14071996
>not liking glorious lolis
Kek
Fucking normies when will they learn

>> No.14072054

Crawling Chaos profile when?

>> No.14072057

>>14071920
Here, lemme say it one more time, just for you
SUCCUBU
ARE
SHIIIIIT

>> No.14072058

>>14072054
Needs gray hair and an ahoge

>> No.14072059 [DELETED] 

>>14072052
REEEEEE :^)

>> No.14072062

>>14072058
Needs you-know-who to writefag about her on day one.

>> No.14072063

>>14072041
im only less active beacuse my laptop is my own archenemy.

>> No.14072065

>>14072041
>seems the writefags are becoming less and less active
;_;

>> No.14072067

I want to impregnate a kobold with so many puppies that she can barely move!
Ten puppy minimum!

>> No.14072068

>>14072050
>the sleeping bag _is her_
Eh, as I said I don't really care about the tail itself. It's more about our upper bodies just being tightly forced together.
Though I think I'd prefer a monster girl who could do such a thing but that also has legs. Something like Sandworm but not all slimy and fleshy and gross.

>> No.14072069

>>14072068
A bat girl or a demon or angel with big wings would be great, yes.

>> No.14072071

>>14072041
>>14072065
Studying is hard work, sorry.

>> No.14072074

>>14072041
I was working on a story, but then the college semester started and demanded that I write lab reports instead.

>> No.14072076

>>14072069
Oh, that works.

>> No.14072077

>>14072068
It's romantic that every inch of your skin touch each other.

>> No.14072078

>>14072062
>you-know-who
Hmm. Who is it that writes about abominable creatures from beyond this world?

>> No.14072082

>>14072043
Where would she want to go when she already found the perfect place in your love nest? Why would she obscure the proof of how much you love her? How will you handle tongue in cheek complaints about what a sloppy mess she turned her into every time you return?

>Although this does make me wonder if this would lead to neighborhood wars as wives try to one up each other by having more kids than each other.
Probably, since they are so keen on having kids. And then an Echidna comes along and shifts the goalposts to how many kinds of kids each of them has.

>> No.14072083

>>14072077
It's not her skin though, it's just scales. I want to touch her soft, human skin. Couldn't care less about some scaly tail really.

>> No.14072084

>>14072041
>>14072065
Sorry anons, trying to avoid a burnout here. Weekly updates seem to be doing me ok though.

>> No.14072085

>>14072068
>slimy and fleshy and gross
This kills the spiceflow

>> No.14072086

>>14072078
...Alp...?

>> No.14072088

>>14072086
What? Since when? Have I been writing in my sleep?

>> No.14072090

>>14072045
>you will never have a Yeti leglock you for cuddles

>> No.14072092

>>14072067
I want to impregnate a Kobold with a modest amount of puppies and then sit her in my lap and stoke her gravid belly her hair at the same time.

>> No.14072095

>>14072090
The paws are cute and all, but can yetis turn their hands into human ones temporarily for things like handholding, handjobs, etc?

>> No.14072096

>>14072095
Is someone underestimating squishy paw pads?

>> No.14072099

>>14072088
Wasn't there a space worm or something?

>> No.14072100

>>14072099
That was PRW. I'm just his biggest fan.

>> No.14072103

>>14072082
>Handle it
Dropping the pants and doing the deed, same with the comments about how messy she's getting, although the latter's also going to make me have her talk a bath.

>WHy would she go anywhere?
Well, she does have friends doesn't she?
It's not like she has to always do everything with me.

>Echidna moves in.
>I've got the most daughters!
>No! I Do!
>Your a mouse! Your daughters don't count as much!
>Yeah? Well I have the most daughteru types!
>That isn't fair! It's not like the rest of us can do that!
>Just wait till I magic up a womb that can hold twenty kids! Then you'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
>they're all part of a single guys harem.

>> No.14072105

>>14072078
Let's pray that he transcends the ban and returns to us.

>> No.14072112

Which MGE girl would give the WORST handjobs?

>> No.14072113

>>14072103
>she does have friends doesn't she?
>having a waifu with friends
I want to serve my waifu's friends tea and biscuits ;_;

>> No.14072114

>>14072084
>Weekly updates seem to be doing me ok though.
Really? I thought they were gettting smaller
Anyway, I just wanted to share good kikimora story

>> No.14072115

>>14072112
A haughty Elf who thinks penis is gross.

>> No.14072120

>>14072112
I would assume harpies and wyverns, since they don't have hands to begin with.

>> No.14072121

>>14072114
Eh, I guess that's true (assuming you know who I am.)

>> No.14072123

>>14072112
Ah easy
Dwarves.

>> No.14072125

>>14072112
Beelzebub obviously

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>>14072112

>> No.14072129

>>14072112
Wurm or Ryu.

>>14072115
>Elf who literally hates food
get that poor girl some help

>> No.14072134

>>14072129
Elves eat veggies and drink wine.

>> No.14072135

>>14072112
Mantis.

>>14072125
At least she's nice enough to give you a reacharound.

>> No.14072136

>>14070851
That Mothgirl's actually based on a real moth species.

>> No.14072140

>>14072129
>Elf who literally hates food
Those are succubi

>> No.14072141

>>14072134
No, Elves eat cum just like the rest of the monsters.

>> No.14072142

>>14071136
I didn't know there were grue girls in Doom 3.

>> No.14072146

>>14072141
Take your silly MGE canon out of my town.

>> No.14072147

>>14072125
KC has drawn multiple Beelzebub handjobs so I doubt it
>>14072129
>Ryu
Nah.

>> No.14072152

>>14072128
Couldn't she just take off the giant rock "gloves"?

>> No.14072155

>>14072113
Are they all plump and haughty?
Giving little titters when you walk in and making lewd comments about what they'd do with you?
All while being secretly jealous that your wife has a husband while they don't?

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>>14072147
I'm pretty sure KC don't imply any girl to do something worst but look at her "hands"

>> No.14072161

>>14071378
I wonder wha happens if I write "DORK" in it while she's sleeping for shits and giggles.

>> No.14072162

>>14072147
Sorry, I'd rather not have a Ryu accidentally castrate me with those razor sharp talons. That's just me though.

>> No.14072163

>>14072162
Watery tart doesn't castrate.

>> No.14072166

>>14072163
Nah, she just lobs scimitars at people.

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14072167

>>14072038
Games or animations with monster girls, I guess. Sprites and pixel art is a plus.

>> No.14072169

>>14072166
Huh.
Would be pretty silly if someone decided to make that a way of deciding who's in charge of the government.

>> No.14072171

>>14072155
Why is plump and haughty the perfect combination?

>> No.14072172

>>14072166
Well if that bint is as moistened as I hear she is, I wouldn't mind performing farcical aquatic ceremonies with her, if you catch my meaning.

>> No.14072173

>>14072155
No, they range from slim to average and they're all nice girls. None of them are awkward enough to come onto or catcall me at our house, even if they might like to have a piece of me.

>> No.14072174

>>14072169
Right?

>> No.14072176

>>14072172
anon no thats lewd

>> No.14072177

>>14072174
I know!
Next they'll be pulling swords from rocks!

>> No.14072178

>>14072152
What? They're gloves?

>> No.14072180

>>14072178
It's a common assumption, but I don't think KC has ever talked about the Gnome's hands.

>> No.14072181

>>14072177
Forget about pulling swords from rocks. Make yourselves useful and find the guy who put the sword IN the stone.

>> No.14072182

>>14072177
Fucking barbaric. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!

>> No.14072184

>>14072171
Because it ads a bit of extra softness to them which contrasts with their harsh nature.

It also gives you something to tease them about when they're acting all high and mighty.

>> No.14072187
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>>14072182
WILL YOU SHUT UP!?

>> No.14072188

>>14072041
So no one knows?
That's a pity

>> No.14072189

>>14072187
You can't tell me what to do!
You're not my real god!

>> No.14072192

>>14072187
Help help, I'm being oppressed!

>> No.14072193

>>14072180
The Japanese think they're 100% "real". The Western fans tend to consider all monster parts easily removable, and that includes Gnome's hands.

I'd personally go with the former. I mean, why would she even have giant fake hands made of dirt? That's silly.

>> No.14072196

>>14072176
That's the intention, yes.

>>14072182
Hush now, no politics, only handholding.

>> No.14072197

>>14072189
>not my real god
Nobody ever worships the god of death while they're still alive. And then when they're being escorted to Charon's ferry it's all
>Please, oh please, let me live longer!
>NO
>At least let me finish my cake!
>THERE IS NO MORE CAKE. YOU ARE BEYOND CAKE.

>> No.14072198

>>14072193
>why would she even have giant fake hands made of dirt?
She's a big chunni anon, cut her a break.

>> No.14072202

>>14072187
I want to see an office lady Anubis in a dress shirt and knee-length pencil skirt!

>> No.14072205

>>14072197
Hah! She's not even a part of my pantheon!
I'm out of your jurisdiction lady!
Go speak with Hel if you want to discuss where your power ends.

>> No.14072212

>>14071333
>>14071335
I think she's really cute and a bit erotic

>> No.14072213

>>14072205
Will you take me to Heeelheeeiimu?

>> No.14072216

>>14072197
>not worshipping the god of death every day
>not knowing his gift is peaceful rest from this harsh life
>not spreading his gift, knowing one day it will be given to you

>> No.14072217

>>14071333
>Chinese Vampire
KC hasn't lost it after all.

>> No.14072218

>>14072213
No thanks, I'm not sure how I feel about reverse lolis.

>> No.14072220

>>14072216
>not being friends with DEATH
You're doing it wrong. He did punes, or plays on words, before Charon-chan was a thing.

>> No.14072223
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>>14072218
Jiii~

>> No.14072224

>>14072223
No, I prefer my lolis to be in loli bodies!
She's still a cute succu though.

>> No.14072226

>>14072213
Sorry, I'm not heading there just yet,

Also, there's a party in Valhallah I want to go to with all the Valkyries and a few female einherjar that look pretty cute, even if they look like amazons and that one has an eye patch.

>> No.14072230

>>14072226
>and that one has an eye patch
Does she have Raven Harpies hanging about?

>> No.14072231

>>14072223
She can eat me any day.

>> No.14072233

>>14072224
I prefer legal lolis!

>> No.14072234

>>14072233
Is she legal though? I mean, her body is definitely mature enough to be legal.

>> No.14072238

>>14072234
You can tell the cops she's only five and they'll swirl their batons and tell you to move along sir.

>> No.14072241

>>14072230
Nah, that's taken sadly.
And has kids.
I think the kids are single though, although one looks like a peach colored oni and tends to boast while the other is a trickster that would put a cheshire to shame.
I heard the last one was adopted.

>> No.14072245

>>14072241
Ehh, I'm going to go chill in Jötunheim instead. There's big girls there with a lot of love to give.

>> No.14072249

>>14072245
For you.

>> No.14072252

>>14072238
But what happens when she gets angry and agrees me with me that she's only 5?

>> No.14072254

>>14072249
Of courshe.

>> No.14072260

>>14072245
>You'll never hunt game with Skadi and fuck her before a fireplace atop the fur of a bear she had slain personally
>You'll never fuck femloki and his best frient, Angrboda in the most infernal threesome you'll ever have
>You'll never play games and drink beer with lazy, sleepy neet Surt who never leaves home and only lounges around in underwear and socks

>> No.14072263

>>14072252
But she IS only 5. Doesn't make her body any less breedable.

>> No.14072266

>>14072234
A legal loli is a loli-looking adult.

>> No.14072274

>>14072263
Noel Vermillion rules?

>> No.14072278
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Tea party with a gothic lolita, Y/N?

>> No.14072280

>>14072187

EXCUSE ME BITCH

DIDN'T HEAR NO MAGIC WORD

>> No.14072281
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>>14072167
RJ129036 has a few monster girls in it

>> No.14072282

>>14072278
So long as there are no lolis wearing the gothic lolita? Hell yeah.

>> No.14072287
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>>14072278
Yes please.

>> No.14072292

>>14072278
Sure.

>Alice in goth loli
>Cheshire loli in goth loli
>Me
>Full grown minotaur in goth loli, looking pretty uncomfortable to be dressed up so frillily.

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>> No.14072307

>>14071884
http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

It's one of the best in the pastebin IMO, even if the ending is rushed and the villain who pops up out of nowhere is more sympathetic than the MC after one diary entry. I feel his latest (Paladin) MC is easier to root for, as he actually understands that some monsters are just being assholes and need removing for the safety of the population. Especially considering humanity was almost wiped out in the last war and yet the law protects monsters? Fishy as hell, and possibly a major plot point in a later story/chapter.

>> No.14072314

>>14072300
Why doesn't she have a nose?

>> No.14072316

>go to pastebin to read some stories
>it's actually bitching about my adblock now

Is this a new thing?

>> No.14072320

>>14072316
No, been a thing for a long time, just ignore it.

>> No.14072322

>>14072041
>Welp, seems the writefags are becoming less and less active

I was writing a thing, but then the Steam sale happened, then I got addicted to Terraria, then MGSV came out...
I'm too easily distracted, dammit!

>> No.14072323

>>14071333
>>14071335
Smut when?

>> No.14072324

>>14072322
It's okay anon. Snake doesn't let me write either.

>> No.14072325

>>14072307
thanks dude, may be when im done with my next entry ill get to a echidna story

>> No.14072326

>>14072041
I'm almost sure I completely lost interest in writing monstergirls, or anything at all, really. It's a bad feeling because I still had some things to finish.

>> No.14072333

>>14072326
I feel like this too, but the last time I did this I felt the urge to write for an entire day and came out with a new story, so never say never.

>> No.14072334

In light of the drama we've been having the last few weeks, I'd like to change the tone a bit by reminding everyone:

[my fetish] a best
[other fetish] a shit

>> No.14072335

>>14072334
Don't make me give an Alice mino milk.

>> No.14072337

>>14072324
Big Boss is a harsh master. I want to continue a few things, but I'm currently giving the Soviet Union PTSD with attack helicopters and 80's pop music.

>> No.14072338

>>14072334
[my favorite writefag] a banned

>> No.14072339

>>14072326

When I update a story it's only a few paragraphs and then I lose the will power to continue.

>> No.14072341

>>14072333
>I felt the urge to write for an entire day
Been waiting for this "urge" for 5+ months now.

>> No.14072342

>>14072337
Big Boss is like a magnificent father I have too many feelings for.

>> No.14072352

>>14072338
Who got banned and why?

>> No.14072357

>>14072341
Me too Anon, Me too. I hope it wasn't a one off...

>>14072352
Harblador. Range ban. Very, very annoying. Not him, I liked Harb, but he wasn't my personal favourite

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>>14072357
>Range ban
There is no justice. Have a Slime masturbating.

>> No.14072362

>>14072357
Range bans can be circumvented with a 4chan pass, which is what, $15 a year? Either he doesn't know that, or has just jumped ship to MGR/MGU//monster/

>> No.14072365

>>14072362
>Range bans can be circumvented with a 4chan pass, which is what, $15 a year?
>Paying for 4chan
If I were him I'd just leave. Sucks but what can you do?

>> No.14072377

>>14072359
I'd imagine every monstergirl could masturbate like that.
I was considering a scene in a story where the MC walks on a monstergirl sitting on an active washing machine with a huge smile on her face.

>> No.14072387

>>14072362
>>14072365
He's delisted the ban post, so he might have paid moot off already.

>> No.14072390

>>14072362
If I were range banned, I'd go to /monster/. It's not my first choice of community, but if I couldn't interact with you guys I'd be left with no other option.

>> No.14072393

>>14072377
Oh?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2050247

>> No.14072395

>>14072390
>If there's no option

The option is paying $15.

>> No.14072397

>>14072390
>If I were range banned, I'd go to /monster/
Same, unfortunately.

>>14072395
Once more,
>Paying
>For 4chan

>> No.14072398

>>14072390
Or you could just submit an appeal for the ban or use a vpn.

>> No.14072402

>>14072390
>Going to pedochan
>Ever

>> No.14072403

>>14072398
You can't appeal range bans and vpn's are also banned.

>> No.14072404

>>14072402
>There's a difference between there and here
All this lolicon posting begs to differ.

>> No.14072408

>>14072403
Saying VPNs are banned is like saying crime is illegal.

Obviously, most of the free and easy-to-find VPNs have already been used up and consequently blacklisted by spammers on all the boards. But it's still possible to use free VPNs if you will spend lots of time finding good ones, or you can just get a paid VPN.

>> No.14072409
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Come on anon! We'll be late for our dance lesson!

>> No.14072412

>>14072395
>giving money to the jews that unjustly banned you for something someone else did

>> No.14072415

>>14072409
Dancing is for nerds.
NERRRRDS

>> No.14072417

>>14072409
Didn't hear no magic word.

>> No.14072418

>>14072412
Shh, don't tell the goyim.

>> No.14072420

>>14072415
Ogre please.
>>14072417
There's no magic here. Only romance.

>> No.14072422

>>14072412
>Oi vey, we're all good goyim Georgie. You'll be a good goyim too!

>> No.14072423

>>14072420
>romance
You pushin' me?

>> No.14072429

>>14072409
I hate dancing!

>> No.14072433

>>14072429
>not going dancing with the Black Dragon next door
You guys used to be cool.

>> No.14072438

>>14072433
We grew up, Anon. We have jobs and stuff now. The fun is over.

>> No.14072442

>>14072438
You gave up on your dreams! That's all you did! You fucking coward!

>> No.14072443

>>14072438
I don't know about you but I'm having a lot more fun now that I have a job.

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>>14072395
Holy shit I can't believe some unironically typed that

>> No.14072452

>>14072448
>Paying $15 for a service you literally spend douzens, if not hundreds of hours a year on.

Better deal than 40 hour storylines for $60 with games, or even $20 for 1 hour with film.

>> No.14072455

>>14072443
>>14072442
Because someone has to do the unfun job so you can have fun with yours.

>> No.14072457

>>14072452
>get screwed over by someone for no reason
>hey, you can just pay them to fix this!
Pretty nice shop you have here. Would be a shame if anything happened to it, see?

>> No.14072460

>>14072457
Literally racketeering.

>> No.14072464

OK anon, you are a brave(ish) adventurer and have, as is required, been assigned a side kick to assist you.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

How helpful is your sidekick?

>> No.14072465

>>14072464
>Ignis.
God dammit I didn't select easy mode.

>> No.14072469

>>14072464
>Cyclops
Believe it or not, but I'm keeping her.
>can fix our equipment
>blacksmithing can make us an extra buck when we're down on our luck
>will take it up the ass so I don't need to worry about impregnating her
Great sidekick.

>> No.14072470

>>14072464
>Adventuring is only allowed if you meet the requirements
Haha, no.

>> No.14072475

>>14072452
Or you can just go to /monster/, or any other online imageboard, or even make your own.

Who the fuck pays to socialize on a website? Let alone pay to use a free one because they were banned for something they didn't do and being a good goyim was the only way to drop the ban.

And they aren't $15, they're $20. A year. Who the fuck is dumb enough to pay $20 a year to post in this thread?

>> No.14072476

>>14072470
No, you need to.
Otherwise you're just a wandering psycho path.
A heavily armed hobo.

>> No.14072478

>>14072470
Don't try to mess with the Adventurer's Guild.

>> No.14072483

>>14072476
Yes, I'm interested in this "Path of the wandering murder hobo" how do I sign up.

>> No.14072484

>>14072476
Murderhobos are the salt of the earth.

>> No.14072490

>>14072476
>>14072478

You don't put rules in an adventurer's adventure, or else it isn't a fucking adventure anymore. Might as well call it a goddamn chore. You can't expect every single person to afford having to look after, or even have enough supplies for another person, not if they plan on travelling alone. Also

>Chosing to wander alone makes you a psycho hobo
That's not how it fucking works.

>> No.14072492

>>14072464
>kiki
Hell yeah, battle meido companion

>> No.14072493

>>14072476
But it's a proven fact that 98% of adventurers ARE murderhobos.

>> No.14072497

>>14072464
>Devil
Adventure ended before it even began.

>> No.14072498

>>14072493
What are the other 2%? Murderheroes?

>> No.14072503

>>14072483
Well, you walk outside gather your belongings and then walk in any which direction, solving quests out of order and stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

>>14072490
That's why they have a guild.
To keep out the riffraf.

>> No.14072505

>>14072498
Worse DMPC's

>> No.14072506

>>14072464
>Honey Bee
Do I get the whole hive? Because this could be really awesome or really bullshit.

>> No.14072507

>>14072498
The other 2% are Chosen Ones. Nasty pieces of work, those.

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>>14072409

>> No.14072511

>>14072506
The Pain goes on an adventure?
>>14072510
I love you, full Alp.

>> No.14072513

>>14072505
Whats?

>> No.14072514

>>14072505
>Druella joins an online roleplay group.
>Then joins a DnD group
>Runs it and DMPCs the hell out of herself.
>Becomes known as 'that lilim'

>>14072506
>>14072506
Only one

>> No.14072515

>>14072503
>You need to be in some adventurers guild bullshit to adventure
Wow, do I need a certified adventurer card too? Might as well go full faggot.

I don't need anyone's permission to walk my own path across the land.

>> No.14072516

>>14072464
>Familiar

Stop it KC, I'm not joining Sabbath!

>> No.14072517

>>14072409
B-but I don't dance...

>> No.14072518

>>14072513
Dungeon Master Player Character.

>> No.14072520

>>14072518
Sounds autistic.

>> No.14072521

>>14072513
When the god of your game self-inserts as a donut steele.

>> No.14072522

>>14072510
I want a dominant Monster Girl who'll take the lead in a dance and make me feel special and loved!

>> No.14072523

>>14072510
You are the greatest.

>>14072515
Of course you do, need to keep people from just joining up and claiming they're an adventurer

>> No.14072524

>>14072503
It's a good thing people don't nail down their daughterus. At least most people that is.

>> No.14072525

>>14072510
It's perfect.

>> No.14072531

>>14072510
you're good to us

>> No.14072534

>>14072464
>Mandragora
Do all the adventuring myself and have her scream if I get in over my head to make an escape.

>> No.14072536

>>14072520
It is.
Do you no Kai "Cereal Killer" Leng from Me3?
How he always fights you, taunts you, but presents no challenge yet you can't kill him?

It's like that except he's over powered as fuck and can kill you.
Also is looked up too by cannon characters and will get a harem of sexy babes.

>> No.14072539

>>14072520
>Gaius Autisticus, level 18 Wizard of Railroading

>> No.14072540

>>14072464
>Dark Priest
Not helpful, to say the least. She wont even bother trying to heal me normally. Dumb bitch.

>> No.14072541

>>14071988
What I gathered of the story could make for an interesting take of the origin of monster girls in a particular area.

>Disgraced princess is raped by slime in the dungeon
>Shortly gives birth not to a slime, but a slime girl, who is completely loyal to her
>Using her slime girl daughters to help her escape the dungeon, she proceeds to take over the country by fucking all sorts of monsters and producing her own monster girl army
>as well as experimenting with crossbreeding her monster girls (and human friends) with other monsters to produce various hybrids.

>> No.14072542

>>14072523
But I never wanted to join in the first place. What are they gonna do? Stop me from starting my own adventure like some faggy street gang? Adventuring is about freedom.

>> No.14072543

>>14072540
>I need healing!
>"Weeeeeeell.....If you put it in me I can see if I-"
>JUST HEAL ME!

>> No.14072544

>>14072541
Good game. Needed more focus on the sex. More control of the scenes too.

>> No.14072546

>>14072542
Nah, folks will just look at you like you're an insane homeless man.

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>>14072517
>>14072522

>> No.14072560

>>14072555
This needs to end with anon getting spun, her letting go, and him smashing through a wall where a goblin in a tank top and boxers is reading the newspaper.

>> No.14072563

>>14072555
>tfw you will never get thrown in the air by a dragon
;_;

>> No.14072565

>>14072464

>Red Slime

Maybe a little? I think she'd be more interested in other things though.

>> No.14072566

>>14072555
Again, cute as hell. I wouldn't mind entrusting myself to a dragon who could throw 170 pounds of person in the air like a beach ball.

>> No.14072567

>>14072555
Oh my, what a charmer. I bet she's the kind of girl that steals a kiss from you at the end of the night.

>> No.14072569

>>14072546
I do have a house, good income and a family waiting for me when I return, though.

>Guid of faggots villanize anyone who doesn't ask for their permission to be an adventurer

Confirmed for band of human shaped garbage.

>> No.14072572

>>14072560
That'd probably kill him, which would be a good funny ending.

>> No.14072577

>>14072567
I want this to be a thing

>> No.14072579

>>14071333
>>14071335
>Jiang-shi
>New undead!
>Delicious blue skin
>Nice hips
>Lovely dress
>Dat tittyfuck window

Everything I could've wanted and more!

>> No.14072583

>>14072579
>>Lovely dress
>>Dat tittyfuck window
I wish she wasn't so lewd. I want to hug a pure Jiangshi and breathe heavily into her ice-cold ear.

>> No.14072586

>>14072583
So then write "pure and chaste" on her tag.

>> No.14072591

>>14072586
I need to re-dress her, though. Maybe "likes to play dress-up" would be a good addition.

>> No.14072593

>>14071743
>Knowing our luck, if KC ever decided to start making Lovecraft girls
You mean other than the three he already made...?

>> No.14072597

>>14072464
>Ushi-Oni

Spider-rider is a go!

>> No.14072602

>>14072577
>Finish night of dancing with a black dragon and start to head out the door
>She steps in front of you and blocks your path with a large scaly arm
>"Aren't you forgetting something?"
>She bends over and gives you a peek on the lips, smiling at your look of surprise.
>"Why don't you come over again? I can't wait to see where the nights will take us."

>> No.14072608

>>14072541
Not sure if she does it deliberately per-se, but that is how the game itself works.

It's pretty fun for being a trajectory-based game like Angry Birds.

>>14072544
Would've been nice. As-is all you can do is zoom in on the sex scenes while they occur.

>> No.14072611

>>14071743
So what did the nips flip out about?

>> No.14072616

>Delicious new Undead comes out
>Few comments on her, then the thread just devolves into doom-saying about how furries have ruined the MGE
Geez /mgt/, I know it was early in the day and it's calmed down now, but still, calm your autism. Y'know. Just keep that in mind next time it flares up.

>> No.14072627

>>14072464
>Matango
Why does this ALWAYS happen to me?

>> No.14072632

>>14072616
I'm just waiting for the full translation, I was already stoked when I saw it. Undead are my favorite. All of them. If I were a psychologist I'd probably say it's got something to do with my latent fear of mortality, but I'm not so I'll just say living dead gals rock.

>> No.14072634

>>14072616
Nobody ever gives a shit until the translation comes out unless there's something particularly strange or different about the picture itself. Don't act like you don't know this.

>> No.14072642

>>14072593
I thought the only one was Shoggoth.

>> No.14072643

>>14072579
>>14071333
>Jiangshi who practices exotic dance with an Apsara when you're absent to help keep her muscles from tensing up
>The next time sex is on the table, her hips feel, move, like oil
>She's willing to show you how much she's practiced

>> No.14072648

>>14072642
Well, Mindflayer is generally more of a generic fantasy creature, but she shares certain characteristics with Shoggoth that leads me to group them. And furthermore, as revealed in a statement by KC and some digging some anons did, his Wendigo is based more off a Lovecraftian creature than the Native Myth.

>> No.14072653

>>14072643
That's nice.

Also, I note a few similarities between KC and Okayado's Jiang-shi. At the very least, that they fluctuate between being stiff and flexile. KC's loosen up via lewdness, while Okayado's are stated to do Tai-Chi to limber up.

My point being, regardless of which sort, would you do tai-chi with your Jiang-shi waifu?

>> No.14072656

>>14072648
Not him but Mindflayer is as trademarked DnD as you can get.

>> No.14072673

>>14072648
The Mindflayer is DnD, it's based off of Lovecraft, but isn't actually part of the mythos. As for the Wendigo, that's stretching it to call it something from Lovecraft. I mean, technically it is, but it seems far more based on the actual Native American version, I'm not seeing anything that points out to it being total Lovecraft.

>>14072656
I thought Mind Flayer was the one that was copyrighted.

>> No.14072679

>>14072653
Yes.
Maybe I can learn to master a new fighting style that's not Sissyfighting.

>> No.14072682

>>14072464
>Chimaera
I think she'll be carrying me, as the ultimate red mage can do nearly everything.

>> No.14072697

>>14072673
Well, it is and it isn't. Rather, KC's creature seems more based on Lovecraft's "Ithaqua", and he groups it with his Lovecraft Girls. The Ithaqua, in Lovecraft's Mythos, is said to have "Inspired" the Wendigo legends. Of course, said legends came first. So, rather it, and KC's subsequently, is derived from the Wendigo, rather than more directly based off it.

>> No.14072703

>>14072697
The Wendigo is way too cute and moe to get grouped up with the abominations, tho.

>> No.14072721
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why the fuck am so attracted to them

>> No.14072730

>>14072721
Because fiery passion appeals to you.

Or because you like fat, fuckhuge tails.

>> No.14072736

>>14072721
Dragons or chub or both? They're pretty good, I guess.

>> No.14072748 [SPOILER] 
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Is there a monstergirl who would follow me into the jungle?

>> No.14072751

>>14072721
That tail bugs me. Either her spine expands when it gets to her tail making her a frek of nature, or she has a dangerously unhealthy amount of muscle/fat on it.

>> No.14072754
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>>14072748

>> No.14072756

>>14072751
Admit it, you just like big fat tails.

>> No.14072757

>>14072748
Junko.

>> No.14072759

>>14072041
>the harpy one
I quite liked that one.

>> No.14072765
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>"MINE! MINE! MINE!"

>> No.14072767

>>14072748
Only until the dice rolls 5 or 8

>> No.14072771

>>14072765
What's she claiming ownership over so much?

>> No.14072772

>>14072754
Every time I see this I think it's fucked up and cruel but also want one.

>> No.14072775

>>14072771
It's a seagull thing I guess.

>> No.14072776

>>14072771
Probably more burgers. Look at those fat legs, she's going to break her bird knees.

>> No.14072777

>>14072765
Anon, what have we said about feeding the seagull harpies, cake?

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>>14072772

>> No.14072787

>>14072780
Makes me want to take care of an aged Monster Girl warrior who rambles on about the people killed and the battles she fought in, while I say "That's nice." And continue pushing her along in her wheelchair.

>> No.14072788

>>14070062
http://pastebin.com/VsqvkA8V

I pastebinned this for you in case you need it for later. I hope you finish it.

>> No.14072790

>>14072780
NO.

>> No.14072793

>>14072790
Put the sunshine goggles away.

>> No.14072795

>>14072754
>>14072772
>>14072780
It just tugs at the protective instinct, I think.

>> No.14072803

>>14072793
Sheath those edges.

>> No.14072804

>>14072780
>Blind Gazer
>Wingless Cockatrace
>Dumb Siren
>Armless salamander
>lich who forgets yesterday

>> No.14072809

>>14072804
>Wingless Cockatrace

Wouldn't make a ton of difference as they don't have hands and are flightless anyway. I guess they couldn't give hugs anymore though. That would be hard of them

>> No.14072811

>>14072803
Abandon your innocence.

>> No.14072815

>>14072809
They could always give Rin-hugs.

>> No.14072819

>>14072809
Her massive, egg-bearing, jiggling thighs will be untouched though.

>> No.14072822

>>14072804
Dragon with vertigo?
Haphephobic Succubus?
Slime with the same refractive index as air?

>> No.14072823

>Yeti horribly burned in a fire loses all her fluff to scarring
>Nobody wants to hug her because of her partially messed up face and weird, melty-looking arms and legs
>She comforts herself with the thought that they probably wouldn't enjoy it anyways since she isn't soft and fluffy anymore

>> No.14072824

>>14072819
Dude, you know you got a problem with describing stuff like hamplanets right?

>> No.14072825

>>14072811
I did. Then I realised, having opened my eyes and left the parental hugbox, that being a mopey teen was not the way to live the only life I'll ever get,

>> No.14072830

>>14072823
>But at least she's still alive, unlike the man who managed to save her from the fire in the nick of time, but didn't make it out himself

>> No.14072840

>>14072822
And the worst of all armless Yeti.

>> No.14072845

Harpies with Acrophobia
Kejourou with Chaetophobia
Werebats with Chirotophobia

>> No.14072848

>>14072840
Damnit, I was trying to make disabilities that could be turned into light-hearted greentexts.

>> No.14072851

>>14072840

>"I don't have arms to hug you with, Anon."

>> No.14072853

>>14072809
Meant to say legless

>>14072822
>Sterile echidna
>Apsara paralyzed from the waist down
>Perpetually ill holst.
>OCD Kikimora
>Kobold who suffers from depression

>> No.14072855

>>14072840
>Sad yeti sitting on your lap, crying into your shoulder as you hug her tightly, because she wants to hug you so bad it hurts

This made me stop and think about it for a while.

>> No.14072857

>>14072851
Again, Rin-hugs. They can be just as good.

>> No.14072858

>>14072840
That just means warm, fluffy leg hugs

>> No.14072860

>>14072853
>OCD Kikimora
As opposed to?

>> No.14072863

>>14072853
>OCD Kikimora
Finally, someone who understands me!

>> No.14072865

>>14072860
A kikimora who doesn't have to stop what she's doing to count all of the rice grains you accidentally spilled all over the floor.

>> No.14072867

>Houri or Cupid with Philophobia.

>> No.14072869

>>14072860
That just it anon.
She can't sleep because there's a speck of dust up in the attic somewhere, can't eat because she's only triple washed the dishes once today and has to redo the entire laundry basket because one shirt was folded improperly

>> No.14072871

Why are Mari's feet so fuckhuge
It's gross

>> No.14072873

>>14072871
Fuck you they're the best

>> No.14072876

>>14072869
That's more like a germaphobe than OCD really. Even Monk who was an extreme caricature wasn't that bad.

>> No.14072879

>>14072871
Hers are normal-sized, KC just draws hands/feet (not paws and claws) so inhumanly tiny that Mari's look big by comparison.

>> No.14072881

>>14072871
>>14072879
What are you guys talking about show the pictures at least

>> No.14072882

>>14072855
Anon please, I don't come here to be depressed. I come here for boner fuel, cute stuff and autistic arguments. I'd rather have yuri drama or femdom vs maledom than sad yetis.

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>>14072871
I've located the homosexual. Permission to engage.

>> No.14072887

>>14072876
I miss that show.
He'd do well with a kiki

>> No.14072888

>>14072857

But what if she didn't even have legs?

>> No.14072889

>>14072884
She actually does have man feet though

>> No.14072890

>>14072882
We could try to argue about how footfags are the scum of the universe, but it's not really an argument, more like an indisputable fact.

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>>14072871
Haohi's feet are the cutest!

Cutest!

>> No.14072894

>>14072884
I see it now. The feet are usually just as long as the face goes, but hers are huge...

>> No.14072895

>>14072889
No she doesn't.

>> No.14072896

>>14072890
There are worse things, but yeah, they're pretty much shit-tier.

>> No.14072897

>>14072894
and that's not a bad thing

>> No.14072898

>>14072889
>>14072894
You guys have a fixation on her feet, you want her to step on you and tell you to get back in the kitchen where a good boy should be?

>> No.14072902

>>14072898
But I already have Haohi for that! I love Haohi's feet!

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>>14072889
>>14072890
>>14072894
If Mari has "Man's feet", then Trolls must have feet beyond the point of redemption.

>> No.14072906

>>14072903
Well yeah, their limbs are meant to look disgusting and unattractive.
But Lilims are supposed to be some living embodiment of sensuality. Mari in general just looks... average.

>> No.14072910
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>>14072853
>Sterile echidna
Hades' Reaches- the self-recrimination, despair and grief that scenario implies. For a creature whose heart's desire is to be a fruitful and doting mother, to incapable of breeding? The moment she finds find out that the one most important thing she should be capable of doing is beyond her body's ability...

>> No.14072911

>>14072884
I think the way her feet slope up to meet her legs is a bit too steep. The profile on her right foot is especially pronounced, which is what's causing it. Even if her feet were of a suitable length, that excessive rise makes it a bit more stand-out.
Plus, the shape on her left foot looks odd. The lines leading from the edges of the foot up to the leg proper are really sharp. I think there should be a bit more of a curvy feeling to them.

>>14072888
Then we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

>>14072903
Yes. Though with Mari in that picture, it's just a bit of a nitpick.
The Troll falls entirely within the Uncanny Valley for how offputting hers are.

>> No.14072912

>>14072906
>their limbs are meant to look disgusting and unattractive.
If Monster Girls were real all this thread would do is make them all self concious

>> No.14072914

>>14072882
>Have to always be near the Yeti and keep her morale up with cuddles, or else she has an emotional breakdown
>Can only have a good night's sleep if tucked as close together as she can manage, resting her head on you shoulder as you hold her close
>Even then, you still wake up with a damp mark on your shirt in the mornings where she was resting her head from time to time

>> No.14072922

>>14072884
>>14072893
I want Mari and Haohi to step on me and treat me like he lowly human boy I am!

>> No.14072924

>>14072910
She rebels, curses the demon lord's name, and runs off to become a nun for the chief god. Then she adopts some human children and settles down.
I swear there's a writefag story like that

>> No.14072927

>>14072922
Not knocking on your fetishes here bud, but there's WAY better girls to do that with.

>> No.14072931

>>14072924
That sounds horrible! I want to be the young human boy who restores her faith in Monster Girl superiority and with her adopt a bunch of orphaned Monster Girls!

>> No.14072932

>>14072884
the shading on the sundress still makes it look like she's got a dick to me

>>14072924
Paladin Mike?

>> No.14072936

>>14072927
Like?

>> No.14072937
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>>14072914
In a situation like this, you have to snuggle them hard enough for two people. All the times the yeti would instigate a hug, you have to make up for it by picking them up and holding them as tight as you can. Maybe even using one hand as a seat for her butt, while the other strokes and caresses her thick, curly hair.

>> No.14072938

>>14072932
That's it
Guess not exactly like that

>> No.14072941

Uh oh Anon!
You darling daughteru offended Vagranticus, champion of the hobo God after she brushed off his claims that the world is controlled by lizardmen and, as payback, has been cursed forever more to be full hamplanet mode unless you can beat him before the next full moon rises!
Are you prepared to storm his fortress of the homeless?
Or will your daughteru forever be subject to the taunt of "Fatty Fatty 2X4"

>> No.14072956

>>14072941
I'm gonna fuck those hobos up, tearing down a cardboard fortress isn't too hard.

>> No.14072961

>>14072890
Hey fuck you, just because those guys are fags doesn't mean all of us with this fetish are.

>> No.14072962

>>14072941
I'll say that the first person to beat the shit out of hobo lord and drag him to me gets $20.

>> No.14072969

>>14072323
When people stop being ultra-reserved faggots about everything.

In some legends Jiang-Shi are a sort of hemomancer that can bend your blood to their will, so if you were to take that in KC's setting She can make all the blood flow to your dick and give you the most DIRE PENIS to ever exist.

But people in this threads hate stupid fun and want serious business 24/7

>> No.14072975

>>14072956
You fool!
This is cardboard blessed by the hobo God himself! It'll last five days of constant rain!

>>14072962
Please, hobos fight only for booze!

>> No.14072979

>>14072975
They can use money to buy booze, or I can buy booze to bribe them instead. It's not that hard to figure out.

>> No.14072983

>>14072979
>They can use money to buy booze
Explain how!

>> No.14072988

>>14072983
Money can be exchanged for goods and services

>> No.14072990

>>14072983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgct3Jn8pFA

>> No.14072993

>>14072975
It's my daughteru we're talking about here, that's at least 6 and a half days of constant rain worth of fury I'm gonna bring to them

>> No.14073019

>>14072583
>>14072586
>"pure and chaste" tag
>tease her while she's not warmed up yet and can only awkwardly squirm around with her stiff limbs

>> No.14073021

>>14072993
Good man!
Remember what failure will bring.

>> No.14073030

>>14072941
I'll give the hobo god a sandwich and a bottle of jack if he undoes the curse.

>> No.14073032
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14073032

Would your Monster Waifu drink cheap Japanese beer?

>> No.14073035

>>14073030
Better idea.

>Hook him up with Sandwurm or Mimic waifu
>He now lives inside his waifu
>Is no longer homeless
>Thus automatically nullifies any contracts with the homeless gods

>> No.14073036

>Moose updates on my birthday
Call me a pleb, but it's all I ever hoped for.

>> No.14073042

>>14073036
Moose has, what, 90-some chapters now? So assuming equal distribution of birthdays and chapter posting dates, about one-quarter of all anons ever had a moose update on their birthdays.

>> No.14073043

>>14073032
Ew, no
You might as well drink fermented piss

>> No.14073051

>>14071333
YES
I was wondering when KC would make a Chinese Vampire.
And she has a good body

>> No.14073052

>>14073042
A quarter of all anons most likely don't read moose or have better things to look forward to in life.

>> No.14073065

>>14073052
Like becoming Shogun: Miritary rurer of arr Japan.

>> No.14073070

>>14073052
I use to read his saga, but I dropped it after I figured out it was becoming a harem. They rarely end well and it just feels like he's NTRing Rose. I thought about picking it up again, but I'm very reluctant.

>> No.14073075

>>14072884
I want to bop Mari's nose at 3 times the speed of light while twisting my arm at 2 times the speed of light! That'll teach her to not walk barefoot around my house and get her feet germs all over the place!

>> No.14073081

>>14073075
I'll hug Mari and thank her for walking barefoot in my house because she is cute!

Cute!

>> No.14073095

>>14073075
So you want her to walk around the house in dirty street shoes?

>> No.14073096

>>14072914
>have to live in a warm climate with her so she doesn't see trembling strangers in the winter and have her natural instincts kick in, only to forget she can't hug them
>keep the AC on all year round so it's cold inside and you need her warmth, more time to give her hugs
>read stories about Wendigos and Yuki-onnas together in bed before she wraps her legs around you and nuzzles your chest and snores softly

>> No.14073117

>>14073070
It's true that it's a harem, but as far as harems go Laven is an interesting MC.
Balancing five girls seems like a hefty task to accomplish as well as one he's not doing terribly well right now where's the Ba'el love? but the writing has always been enjoyable, and that's all that really matters, isn't it?

>> No.14073126

>>14073075
I want a Harpy, a Paladin with a magic ring, an Amazon, a Werebat, and two aliens to help me pull this dumb Anon out of the speed force!

>> No.14073147

Yeti, Wendigo and Yuki-onna fourway when?

>> No.14073151

Am I a neurotic writer for wanting characters to have a pre-defined relationship for one off smut?

>> No.14073152

>>14073147
Never.

>> No.14073156

I want a Wendigo to trap me in a mine and force me to eat human flesh to survive!

>> No.14073157

>>14073151
Like, the characters are already dating and that's why they're fucking, not just because 'oh no all these misunderstandings, now I'm getting my dick sucked'? Not really no.

>> No.14073166

>>14073151
Nonsense as long as you give some details on the their relationship instead of just putting it somewhere in a single sentence that they're together.

>> No.14073170

>>14073151
I have this issue, too.

On the one hand, it's good for the readers who just want something nice to jerk off to. You don't need to build up a story or set up a series of events in which the characters meet and fall for each other. That, and you can kick off your story with the characters already being deeply in love and intimate with each other. It can lead to some sweetness in your smut, if you do it right.

But on the other hand, I've been told that it can be a bit jarring when a reader inserts into a pre-established role, with a person you're almost expected to already know. Of course, everyone's going to have their own opinion on it.
I think it's just one of the risks of writing a second person story.

>> No.14073172

>>14073156
Mr. Grimm pls go

>> No.14073178

>>14072941
Yeah, I'll just shoot the homeless man.

>> No.14073179

Get 6500 words into story.
scrap it because it scrap and start anew

>> No.14073186

I want to tell the Kejourou barber to just fuck my shit up!

>> No.14073187

>>14073065
How did you know I was just playing Shogun 2?

>> No.14073191
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which monster girl other than kikis are the best maid?

>> No.14073195
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>>14073156
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

>> No.14073197

http://i.imgur.com/WUMVh4h.png

Fuck me I can't even remember to include the tattoos

>> No.14073200

>>14073197
You're lucky my shame-bell is out of reach.

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>>14073191
Gee I wonder.

>>14073166
>>14073157
>>14073170
Yeah but I just don't know how to do it, mang.

>> No.14073207

>>14073191
I really home my waifu isn't into butlers, I don't think I'd like being one all that much.

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>>14073201
Remove abominations.

>> No.14073210

>>14073032
No, because I wouldn't let her. Beer is all kinds of shit, she's drinking hard liquor.

>> No.14073211

>>14073207
You can always just roleplay one in bed

>> No.14073218

>>14073201
Above all else, it's got to be natural. Imply previous relationship building, but don't try to force it into dialogue in such a way that it stands out.

Maybe even storyboard the characters meeting and falling in love mentally. Create a whole story in your head, and then write down a "day in the life of" scenario where they have sex. Just remember your readers aren't psychic, and if there's something vital in your mental story you might need to address, you'll need to allude to it some way.

>> No.14073220

>>14073211
I wonder how that would work.

>> No.14073231

>>14073220
You just put on a cute butler outfit and pretend to clean up the house as your waifu molests you and you try to act like you don't want it. Of course, you'd always end up in your bed no matter how hard yo tick to your role.

>> No.14073235

>>14073147
Yuki-onna too smug, she thinks she's above the other two and will lock them out with ice until she's done with him, then leave his cold body for Wendigo coat bundles and Yeti hugs

If a man is under a Yuki-onna's spell where she can freeze his heart and only Yuki-onna sex can warm him up, can a Yeti hug still warm him?

>> No.14073243

>>14073231
dong status:expanding

>> No.14073244

>>14072387
He did, got banned right after getting a 4chan good goy card for supposedly using a proxy and his appeal got denied without justification.

>> No.14073249

>>14073244
>http://pastebin.com/zspKKjGu

Well, damn. Guy can't catch a break.

>> No.14073256

>>14073235

I think it'd warm him but not get rid of the frozen heart the Yuki-onna caused.

>> No.14073258

>>14073243
Just imagine trying to clean the counters before she sneaks up on you from behind and whispers that she knows of a better way you can help her a she plays with the hem of your boxers.

>> No.14073271
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14073271

You wouldn't engage in "heavy petting", would you?

>> No.14073272

>>14073231
>pretend to clean up the house
What kind of foreplayer does she think I am? If I'm wearing the uniform, I'm walking the walk and cleaning that damn house. I'll play the serious butler that gets shit done like a deus ex machina.

>> No.14073275

>>14073271
No.
I engage in EXTREME PETTING

>> No.14073281

>>14073275
>Extreme petting

What could that possibly involve?

>> No.14073282

>>14073272
But the point is that she want to stop you from doing your duties and seduce you into her bedroom. You're supposed to play the role of an innocent and corruptible butler, not actually clean up the house.

>> No.14073286

>>14073271
Like my waifu, I prefer soft pets

>> No.14073287

>>14073281
Petting at inhuman speeds. Petting at least 50% of her entire body at once.

>> No.14073291

>>14073282
But...

>> No.14073292

>>14073256
Then I'll have her follow me to the Yuki-onna's house when the spell pulls me back and politely ask her to remove the spell over some hot cocoa and cake

>> No.14073297

>>14073291
You're not a butler, you're pretending to be slutty butler. Know the difference. It'll really hurt her feelings if you actually ignore her.

>> No.14073302

>>14073271
No, she deserves a full body petting. Basically really intimate cuddling while I move all my limbs to caress her and bury my head into her neck to give her kisses/love bites.

>> No.14073314

>>14073156
>Little blind Wendigo girl who can only see based on movement
>If you stay absolutely still for too long, she gets worried, thinking that you're gone
>In the worst case, she may have a panic attack being alone by herself, with no one to protect her
>It's easily remedied by holding her and telling her that you're still here

>> No.14073318

>>14073297
Alright, boss.

I wonder if she'd get jealous if I actually changed my minf about the prospect of being a butler and applied to be one for some random rich family.

>> No.14073326

>>14073314
>Have injured human girl with you
>Decide to run instead of staying still like the Order warned you to
>She catches up to the human girl
>And shares some food with her

>> No.14073329

>>14073318
What, is she not good enough for you? Are you just going to let another woman see you in your butler attire?

>> No.14073341

>>14071549
You're boring as fuck

>> No.14073343

>>14073208
>tfw no Shoggoth-Kiki

>> No.14073362
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>>14072787
>Work at a MG retirement home in MGC as a part-time job.
>A lot more safer than most jobs, MGs here are too old to be too dangerous.
>Currently pushing a scary-looking Red Oni in a wheelchair, most of her muscles have withered away, and she rambles on about her 'colorful' youth.
>"You ever kill someone with your bare hands before boy? I have 36 times. The trick is to shove your fingers into their neck, behind their windpipe and tear it out."
"That's nice, ma'am."
>"Tch, arrogant brat, no one teach you to respect your elders? If I was younger I'd whack you upside the head for being smart with me like that."
"That's nice, ma'am."
>She lets out a growl and digs her fingers into the arms of her wheelchair as you turn into her room.
>Help her into her bed, which takes a good amount of effort, she's still pretty big.
>Spy something shining under her pillow.
>Reach under it and pull out a flask.
"You know you're not allowed to drink, you've remembered to take your pills right?"
>"I've taken my damn pills, and I'm as dry as a fucking bone, what's an Oni without a drink, huh?! Damn punk..."
>She drifts quickly off to sleep.
>Look at the picture she has on her bedside table.
>It's an old black and white photo, some kind of adventuring party, you quickly recognize her towering over everyone at the back, she certainly was pretty strong back then, hefting an iron kanabo the size of man.
>There's a chuuni-looking Apophis with a sword and short hair, a genki mouse girl thief, some old wizard with an impressive beard and some faceless, handsome young man with generic-looking leather armor and a sword and shield.
>Things must have been much different back then, simpler even.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

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>>14073208
>Removing abominations

>> No.14073413

>>14073377
MANTICORE IS CUTE! CUUUUTE!

>> No.14073431

>Pick up a sociology and psychology rag with articles on love and relationships
>Expect the usual "Open relationships work" shite
>Actually one article on how Love is a mathematical equation
>And another about how relationships work best when partners participate in sexual activity when their SO wants to, even if they themselves "Don't feel like it"
...I feel like this should be common sense. This seems like a matter of common sense.

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>>14073431
Too bad for every good story like reverse gloryhole we get weird shit like incestuous loli rape.

>> No.14073443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp5SGPjGBbU

Which NEET would have the edgy Chunni fantasies and would love playing games like this, Postal, and so on with me, Gazer of Jabberwock?

>> No.14073448

>>14073440
I have no idea what that has to do with what I said. But then, what I said doesn't really have anything to do with anything; so I suppose it's par the course.

Anyway. Just to clarify, are you talking about a big brother raping his little sister, or a little sister raping her big brother?

>> No.14073453

>>14073448
I mean yeah, Manticores are cute. But their writefaggotry doesn't have cuteness in it. It has rape.

>> No.14073466

>>14073453
Is this about that Manticore Daughterus raping their rapist father thing somebody was going to write?

>> No.14073472

>>14073443
Gazer probably. She just seems more like it.

>> No.14073477

>>14073466
Somebody did it like 2 days ago

>> No.14073511

>>14073195
I want a monster to strap me into some sex machine fueled by MAMOMO MANA

>> No.14073515

>>14073258
with her foot right

>> No.14073526

Writing smut is pretty fun when one of the characters is an overpowered, physics-breaking monstergirl who uses and abuses her powers for mind-bendingly kinky, impossible sex.

>> No.14073533

Would you a planet-sized MG that uses your ship as a vibrator?

>> No.14073539

>>14073533
No, that sounds weird. Not fun for me at all.

>> No.14073544

>>14073526
Reading it however is less so.

>> No.14073551

>>14073544
Speak for yourself.

>> No.14073560

>>14073329
I didn't know she was gonna take it that personally.

>> No.14073567

>>14073533
At that point its not really sex. You're just watching someone masturbate.

>> No.14073570

>>14073567
I don't know, that's pretty hot

>> No.14073574

>>14073560
Of she is. Who knows what your employers might do to you when she's not there? Why can't you just be her butler?

>> No.14073576

>>14073551

I can confirm he speaks for two people at the least.

>> No.14073580

>>14073570
Yeah it would be hot no doubt, but im just saying there really isn't any 'would you' to be had.

>> No.14073581

>>14073551
Then as myself let me say this: Your taste is bad and so is your post.

Vote for me in 2016.

>> No.14073583

>>14073574
I can just be her butler but, that means I'll have to go back to looking for a job that doesn't drain the life out of me.

>> No.14073585

>>14073576
Make that three.

>> No.14073591

>>14073583
She's just worried about you. After all, she can barely contain herself when she sees you in your butler clothing, so what if your new employer decides that she wants you as well?

>> No.14073594

>>14073591
ENN TEE ARU? In my /mgg/?

>> No.14073597

>>14073544
Well, let's wait and see when I've finished writing this crazy sexfest, then.

>> No.14073602

>>14073362
man, mgc retirement home always makes me feel like shit

>> No.14073605

>>14073594
Of course, if you don't want to be harassed, you can always quit.

>> No.14073606

>>14073597
No, I've seen the tags in my mind. I will not be part of this.

Good day, Sir.

>> No.14073615

I want to visit Wonderland and accidentally find myself trapped between the affections of a Chesire and Jabberwock!

>> No.14073616

>>14073606
Nice try, but I'm wearing my tinfoil hat. Telepathically extracting the story from my mind won't work this time.

What do you think the tags are, then?

>> No.14073618

>>14073602
Didn't someone do greentexts and art about Mindflayer retirement home caretakers? It was around the time Mindflayer was released, there may have been Yetis involved too

>> No.14073621

>>14073618
Not sure about greentexts, but I think lawyer-chan did a few pictures with a mindflayer nurse and old guy

>> No.14073630

>In the far future, monstergirls finally manage to open a magic portal to another world
>Eager, but skeptical, the first "pioneers" prepare to go through it
>Filled with hope, they step into the portal, wondering what they'll find on the other side
>their faces when all they see is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg
>Its our world

>> No.14073635

>>14073618
>>14073621
Someone totally did that, I don't think the profile was even translated yet.

>> No.14073642

>>14072510
>>14072517
>>14072522
>>14072555
>>14072567
>>14072602

If your Monster Waifu took you out for a night of dancing, how would it end up?

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Do Jiangshi have to hibernate in the winter?

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>>14072884
>>14072871

>> No.14073651

>>14073642
If she really really wanted to dance I'd nut up and do it for her. Then she'd probably give me a nice night a home the next night as a reward, if you catch my drift.

>> No.14073655

>>14072464
>Thunderbird
Great, long range magic AND aerial bombardment.

>> No.14073659

>>14072464
>Dark Elf

Haram. Absolutely haram.

>> No.14073663

>>14073650
RAPE HIM RAPE HIM RAPE HIM

>> No.14073664

>>14073642
Badly. Neither of us would be good dancers.

>> No.14073668

>>14073650
Why is it this is getting me hard?
Is it because I like the idea of being chased by a monstergirl on all fours?
Do I just enjoy the idea of being hunted down?

>> No.14073669

>>14073642
We both stumble about like nerds for a while, maybe with me tripping over her paws every once in a while.
Perhaps by the end of it, we settle into a slow, simple step, still managing to make it somewhat intimate.

And as bad as I am at dancing, at least I get to see her in a fancy gown.

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>>14072464
>Druella
send help please

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>>14073668
Most likely because you're a slut.

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>>14073642

>> No.14073683

>>14073671
But anon, she's just lonely and wants a husbando to adventure around with.
I mean yeah, she's probably got some fucked up fetishes like Hand-holding, and cuddling, or even sex in the missionary position under the covers with the lights off for the purpose of procreation. but there's no guarantee she'll want to do that with you.

>> No.14073685

>>14073642
I don't dance so probably pretty poorly.

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>>14073642
>Vampire waifu teaching me to dance to the beat of classical music, ends with soft femdom sex and biting session

>> No.14073688

>>14073682
>Doing reload animations for guns to dance
Dude, this may actually work now that I think about it.

>> No.14073690

>>14072464
>Elf

She'd better not be tsundere or I am dropping her sorry rear end off of a cliff.

>> No.14073696

>>14073682
>last line
God dammit

>> No.14073702

>>14073605
I guess I'll have to go back to being a clerk and carry boxes around all day.

>> No.14073712

>>14073642
Well I can't dance so

>> No.14073716

>>14073702
Or you could just wear magic tamperproof underwear.

>> No.14073718

>>14073683
But she's tough and scary

I mean I fully support her cause of Monster Superiority and corrupting all human women and making the world a Demon realm paradise, but she seems really intimidating to work with. What if she's critical of my work and thinks I'm lackluster? I don't think I could live with that.

>> No.14073719

>>14073688
Until someone recognizes one of the moves

>> No.14073724

>>14073690
Nah. She's an elf adventurer who ran away from her isolated village in the forest to pursue her dreams.
Compared to humans, she's a prodigy when it comes to tracking and natural magic, but she finds herself fascinated with all aspects of the larger, round-eared beings.
In fact, she's naive and happy-go-lucky to a fault. She'd cast no doubts if a cloaked stranger tempted her into a dark back alley with the promise of unique and fantastical wares to sell.

Really, you'll be her guide as well as her companion. It'll be your job to guard her from the dangers of orc rape, faceless man rape, tentacle rape, monster rape, and all while she entrusts her life to you.

>> No.14073725

>>14073719
>I recognize that animation

>> No.14073726
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14073726

Time for another stream.

https://picarto.tv/monorus

>> No.14073728

MON Squad > Darling's crew.

>> No.14073729

>>14073728
Anon, you are so incredible correct

>> No.14073732

>>14073726
Mono you are on a fucking roll

>> No.14073735

>>14073682
>>14073688
Well, take the gun away, and most of those animations just look like elaborate clapping.

>> No.14073736

>>14073729
The only good things about that anime is Zombina's and Rachnera's voice and the MON opening.

>> No.14073739

>>14073728
Watermelon with a hole cut in it > anything EMG can throw at you.

>> No.14073740

>>14073719
Yes, and? You just found someone with common interests.

>> No.14073741

>>14073728
>Tio and Zombina > Darling's crew
Ftfy

>> No.14073743

>>14073739
Yeah pretty much, EMG is such trash.

>> No.14073746

>>14073739
Rach is wonderful and the best thing about EMG.

>> No.14073747

>>14073736
I don't know, you have to admit other from those its really spot on with the manga, even though they moved around some parts

>> No.14073749

>>14073650
THE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

>> No.14073756

>>14073672
So?
There's nothing wrong with wanting ho be hunted down by a monster girl, or better yet, a whole group of them.

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>>14073668
>Why is it this is getting me hard?
Because you have great taste.

>> No.14073777

>>14073771
>Full Body Vibration Stimulation

>> No.14073786

>>14073771
L-lewd!

>> No.14073788

>>14073775
I want to use elaborate traps and make that Oni my plaything!

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