>>14050621
>What would you hear if you listen to a touhou stomach?
"OH GOD! I'M STILL ALIVE! SOMEBODY, PLEASE KILL ME! Just... shove some poison down her throat, push her down a flight of stairs, I don't care how you do it... I can hear you out there! Don't you laugh at me, I'm broken from the neck down, ripped apart and somehow still breathing IT HURTS! JUST LET ME DIE!!"
And then I say "dawwww, she has a tummy ache. So cute!"