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What would you hear if you listen to a touhou stomach?
The noises of danmaku whizzing by.
It looks like she's auscultating her tricuspid area, though. If she was trying to listen to bowel sounds, she would most likely have placed the diaphragm around the periumbilical region instead.
>>14051480In the area it is you would hear stomach sounds as well as possibly intestinal sounds if you where quiet.
>>14050621I want to find this out, anon, I wanna play doctor with Nue!
The beat of a human heart.
The screams of the humans they have eaten. It's canon they eat humans.
>>14053804That idea made my dick rock hard.[Spoiler]I like vore [spoiler/]
Mg mg! Nyoog nyoog! Upset tummy!thanks OP, I was actually really wanting to make this thread. What are the odds?
Sounds like a hiatal hernia they get from being constantly pregnant. Bunch of fucking whores.
>>14053816Belly sounds are best.
>>14050621blood pulsating in my ears, erection sound effect.
>>14053909True that. Nobody else seems to agree, made a thread about them on /d/ and I was the only one keeping the thread alive.
>>14053929>erection sound effectBUOINGGGGGG
>>14053933I loved that thread
stomach acid violently sloshing around
>>14053941It's still there ;_; please helptake a motivational squeezy tum
Nu's dirty little secret
>TFW peaceful tummy growl thread turning into vore threadTo restore the peace! Real tummy growl!
>>14054021Vore and tummy growls go so well together.
>>14054044Leave if you don't like it. Also, checked.
>>14050621it sounds of constantly flowing water and of lots of gurgling.I put my ear against my dog's stomach so I know.
>>14054247I put my ear against my gf stomach all the time, shits cash.
>>14054265Hell yeah nigga.>TFW she's always gassy or hungryCrazy rumbles for days.
>>14054347why she crying?? ;(
>>14054487The ultrasound and uteral cell screen deturmend the baby has no arms or legs and has progeria and sister fibrosis along with down syndrome.But she can't abort because the Republicans took power in Gensokyo.
>>14054506>But she can't abort because the Republicans took power in Gensokyo.you act like that's a problem?She's the stupid cunt that decided to get pregnant. If she was worried about disabilities in the first place why did she decide to have a kid?there is no take backs. She can't decide to have a child and then murder it because she doesn't want to raise it. That's unethical and cruel.as a society we should be above that.
>>14054516It's unethical to terminate but nor unethical to force a baby to exist and suffer horribly every day of its short life.Also this is not /pol/ stay on topic and don't take jokes so seriously.
>>14054528touhou abortion is serious, mother fucker.
>>14054516>decided to get pregnantYeah because that's always how it is, women never get pregnant after being raped or by accident.What ever abortion is legal and free in a number of countries so it isn't even a problem.End of conversation back to 2hoo tummies.
>>14054533>Yeah because that's always how it is, women never get pregnant after being raped or by accident.the fact that they're raped or accidentally impregnated trumps that new 2hu's right to life?
Stop arguing! You're upsetting Meiling's tummy.
>>14054639I want to rub it in order to aid her digestion.
>>14054546In Japanese mythology aborted children go back where they came from and get back in line.
>>14054656If you read the rest of the comic you'll see she REALLY doesn't need it.for love of god, don't read the rest
>>14054639I want to be inside meling's tummy
>>14054681What's the rest of the comic anon? You made me curious.
>>14054712i'm going to guess it involves lot's of poop
>>14054712I'm not sure, actually. I only saved one panel. You could saucenao it if you'd like, I couldn't post the link here even if I found it.>>14054719Bingo. A man has to wade through some unsavory shit to find the pure and noble tummy growls he seeks.
>>14054533>by accident>>14054719this is vulgar.
>>14054800I want to put my ear on her tummy as she eats.
>>14051480She could be listening for bowel herniation through the diaphragm.
>>14054719>>14054712The artist is fakepucco and he's really good. His poop stories are hot!
You can do what ever you want to any touhou's tummy for 1 hour.who do you choose and what do you do with her tummy for that hour?
>>14055402I want to lick Okuu's tummy and play with her navel while she's asleep!
>>14055402Nazrin, I'd feed her lots of cheese and then listen to her tum turn into a battlefield cuz mice are lactose intolerant!
>>14050621their theme music
>>14056559Love this one!
Do the insides of youkai differ from humans in any way?
>>140554021. Kiss the belly all over2. Rest my head and feel her breathing, then scrap it gently with my beard3. Tap it lightly all over, like a drum4. Raspberry, and motorboat if possible5. Caress and pinch/bite the belly, especially the area surrounding the navel6. Grope and knead the belly, especially the area around the waist7. Lick the belly all over and twirl my tongue inside her navel8. Slurp my own saliva as I go licking and kissing9. Make out with her navel10. Perform an energetic and sloppy navelingus11. Take out my erect dick and smear my precum all around12. Cockslap it lightly 13. Hump it until orgasm is achieved14. Press the glans against the insides of her shallow navel15. Creampie the navel16. Coat the belly with the hot semen.17. Clean the belly using a wet towel18. Dry the belly19. Say thanks
I want to rub a touhou tummy
Reviving this thread with no survivors
>>14057840You forgot>20. Pay the woman
The little woob beneath a girl's belly button is the best part. Who even knows what it's called, but it's great.
>>14062847>pay the touhou
Is this the belly thread?
>>14057840>>14062847She does it for free.
>>14057840Why do you like belly so much?
the screams of human souls
>>14066517Why don't you?
>>14066901>>14066961I like tummy as much as the next guy, but that tripfag REALLY likes them.
>>14068692Tripfags are just way more insistent and attention-seeking about everything, that's why they're tripfags. What can you do.
Everyone loves tummies. Mandatory. No exceptions. Especially growling ones.
>>14057119They've evolved to become more efficient at digesting humans after a couple early accidents
>>14073648Even immortal humans?
>>14075364someone's going to have a bad case of heartburn
>>14066517>>14068692He's an absolute manwhore.He'd suck out a dog's asshole if it'd let him.
>>14076387I would suck out your imouto's bellybutton m8
>>14076716I wish I had access to an imouto's navel to play with and tummy to listen too.
Flandre wants you to listen to her noisy tummy Dr.Anon
>>14083119Is she gassy? Or is she hungry?
>>14085350She just ate so it's very liquid and bubbly.
>poking and pushing a touhou full tummy>it makes gurgle, glorp, and sloshing noises with every poke.
>>14086231>poke 2hu tummy>it rumbles and shakes>sounds like an earthquake>the whole room vibrates>get stupid>punch belly>belly explodes into gore and demon spirits>satan's minions wear your skin and convince you to poke it again>her tummy is regenerated, 2 times bigger and 2 times louder>she is sobbing uncontrollably>continue poking>continues in the unfathomably old, stale room forever
>>14086270It was really hot until the demons thing. I'd just leave the belly be and listen to the rumbles. Sort of reminded me of pic related.
>>14066901>mfw played tummy pillow as a kid
>>14090298So did I, I always loved listening to my female friends tummies and one of my cousins always liked me playing that with her, I suspect she has a belly fetish but have never mentions it since, he stomach did sound nice however.
Came here for the vore, was not disappointed.
>>14090462I wish I was inside a giant meling stomach
>>14090332>TFW alienated best friend with thatI was just a little autist I didn't even know it was a fetish ;_; I thought everyone loved itI totally missed out on the greatest friend I ever had because if it , I suspect.
I dont even like vore but these images are making me feel funnywhat the fuck are you doing /jp/
>>14094417Shhhhh just accept it
I would like to rub bat belly please.
>>14098603Don't we all
her tummy is talking to you anon
>>14068692>but that tripfag REALLY likes themI didn't realize that I had ever made a trip.
I want to touch a vampire tummy
>>14098848>>14098853>>14100323Remilia's soft, silky-smooth, comfortably cold tummy, smelling of almond and talc.
>>14101874Why would it smell of talc? The almond I get but talk is usually used by babies and fat people to reduce friction.
>>14103140It can be used as a deodorant and >other cosmetic uses
>>14104044Oh yeah...Well my boner has intensified thinking about Remilia drying off after a shower and rubbing a little puff of talc on her belly.
>>14050621The eternal cries of suffering dying children.
>>14050621Motherly Byakuren makes me rock hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcgIEl3R68who are these two touhou's in this video anons?
>>14107725is this what happens when you listen to a touhou's belly?
>>14107120>>14079152Pls post more kero kero
>>14106726You and me both.
What will you feed her?
How would each touhou react to you wanting to rub her belly?
>>14120710They wouldn't because they aren't real
>>14120710Flandre would be all for it, she strikes me as the kind of girl who would like tummy rubs, also momiji because dog.Toss Reimu a coin and she would probably let you do what ever you want the cheap slut.
>>14121405>Flandre would be all for it, she strikes me as the kind of girl who would like tummy rubsdoesn't seem that unlikely
>>14050621The meaning of life.
>>14130461The meaning of life is "gurgle slosh glorp bubble"?
>>14135357Yeah thats the sound of my semen filling up their tummies.
>>14050621>What would you hear if you listen to a touhou stomach?"OH GOD! I'M STILL ALIVE! SOMEBODY, PLEASE KILL ME! Just... shove some poison down her throat, push her down a flight of stairs, I don't care how you do it... I can hear you out there! Don't you laugh at me, I'm broken from the neck down, ripped apart and somehow still breathing IT HURTS! JUST LET ME DIE!!"And then I say "dawwww, she has a tummy ache. So cute!"
>>14135553Wow my dick is hard