Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The cutest feet!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a monstergirl the mother of my children and help her raise our kids

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>>14049780
First for cheshires can't teleport

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>>14049780
So I'm confused. There's two threads up
One was made before the other thread died, and this one
Which one do we use exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes vagina*

any last words?

[Anonymous No.]

There was thread already.

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>>14049780

God damn it we had a duplicate thread up already

>>14041523
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[Anonymous No.]

We probably should have used the spare thread that was hanging around instead of making another since it never got deleted.

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>>14049793
>>14049797
Ooh, I'm embarrassed for you OP.

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>>14049780
OP pls.

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>>14049797
>>14049799
>>14049793
Oh bullshit how was I supposed to know someone made a duplicate thread two days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14049801
>>14049797
>>14049802
Oh this is fucking beautiful right here
This is fucking beautiful. You fucked up hard, OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14049812
By doing what they didn't; Control-F "Monster Girl Thread" before you make a new OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14049812
Check before you make a new one? It takes all of three seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a loli cheshire that speaks queen's english up the ass!

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>>14049812
>>14049814
>>14049815
It doesn't matter, let's use the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14049814
this.

[Anonymous No.]

oh boy this thread hasn't been pruned yet

here's hoping you idiots see it when the other one dies this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14054315
I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

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>>14054315
>here's hoping you idiots see it when the other one dies this time
Someone didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you people do anything right?

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>>14055710
Too many Wurms these days.

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>>14049817
Why on earth would you want to do something like that? For the perverse pleasure of hearing her desperate caterwauling as her twitching hole is spread to it's limits? As payback for all the teasing, enjoying finally being the one to chide her over how much that neglected pliable pussy is gushing from only a little teasing? So you can watch your wasted seed trickle down between pert cheeks while her sweaty little body heaves with each labored breath?

I don't get you, anon.

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>>14055714
Wurms are cute. You can never have too much of cute things. Ergo, there is no such thing as too many Wurms.

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[Anonymous No.]

Reminder

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>>14055787
Moths are good, love the moths.

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>>14055767

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>>14055810

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>>14055787
I want to head pat that moth.

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>>14055814
Prepare for puu sh/iVx1x/9a7445b134.webm

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>>14049780
>.less' OC as OP

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out for those peryton girls. They'll steal your heart.

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>>14055911
Are these the one legged deer with wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14055840

Just link /wsg/ if you want sound webums.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1441546550551.webm

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>>14049786
I want to raise little mofu monsters as they learn the meaning of "cuddle pile"

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>>14055898
The amount of adoration he gets from a few sometimes creeps me out a bit.

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>>14055957
Noted, thanks.

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>>14049780
OH look, whori

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>>14055981
Here's hoping he has an eye opening moment. With his stalker.

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>>14056010
But she's not a whore. A whore receives compensation for her services, that angel does it for free.

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>>14056039
Yeah but that doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

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>>14056042
True that, whori it is.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/tqOJbAq.jpg

Fallen angels sure are something, I think most of the appeal for me is the thought of dicking something that used to be so pure.
It's really a shame that MGE's dark angel feels like such a wasted opportunity, at least dark valkyries are decent.

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>>14056069
>wasted opportunity
Elaborate.

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>>14056078
It's an early profile with not as much detail put into it and the whole "they're masochists or sadists depending on the man's preference" feels like a cop out for actually thinking of something for them.

Plus I'm more of a breast guy who'd prefer a tall dark angel with long hair and a sadistic/mature aura about her but that's just my personal preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a Hellhound toast bread with her cleavage?

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>>14056092
>and the whole "they're masochists or sadists depending on the man's preference" feels like a cop out

Because of that you can have you can have your tall dark angel with long hair and a sadistic/mature aura. I understand wanting a more fleshed out profile, but not seeing a problem here.

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>>14056092
Yeah, Dark Angels as they are are meh. I'd like them not to be lolis to start with.
Hoping he'll enable some other kinds like archangels so we will get more delicious fallen purities.

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>>14056141
I hope so. Tit toasted toast sounds alright, man.

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OK Anon, seeing as your grades have been falling in high school (a side effect of some bully who's been taking you to the gym closet and may have feelings for you), and, as such, your parents have decided to get you tutor to help you out..in your bedroom...Alone...

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude d12

1. Himedere
2. Kuudere
3. Deredere
4. Light Tsun
5. Light Yan
6. Dandere
7. Racial Norm
8. The Genkiest
9. Thugdere
10. Tomboy
11. NEET
12. A slut (for you only)

Body Type: d12

1. Short (1 foot smaller than normal, 1/2 height if fairy)
2. Tall (1 foot taller than normal)
3. Racial Norm
4. Chubby (Breast focuset)
5. Thin (Not Skeletal)
6. Fit (Gym bunny build, comes with spats)
7. Muscled (Dost thou even lift?)
8. Fatty (Bottom heavy)
9. Loli (CC if normally loli)
10. Hourglass figure
11. Pear
12. Oppai loli

Quirks d12:

1. Dire (1 1/2 feet taller than normal and muscled)
2. (1 1/2 feet shorter than normal, 3/4 normal height if fairy)
3. Chimera (Roll a new species and mix it with the original)
4. Twins (Roll a new body type and attitude for her sister, they share a new quirk)
5. Shiny! (Unique coloration)
6. Team captain for a sports team (Increase muscle by one or decrease fat by one)
7. A wight (died and resurrected from car accident)
8. A genius (younger than normal by d6 years)
9. Master of Home-Ec (good at cooking/sewing)
10. Potions Enthusiast (Has home alchemy kit)
11. Has a living doll (roll body type and attitude for doll)
12. RICH!

One last roll: d4
Even means she's the bully, odds makes her a normal student

OK Anon, how does studying go?
Do you actually get it done or...get it done?

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>>14056180
KC talked about his plans for Archangels and Seraphim before. There's also the mention of Dark Paladins.

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>>14056198
>Hourglass himedere Lilim that's 1/2 shorter than the average height
>she IS the bully
This is my fetish.

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>>14056198
>Rich kuudere Will-o-Wisp bully with hourglass body
Yes, perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
>The Genkiest Muscled Genius (younger than normal by 6 years) Dark Slime

>And she's the bully

Welp, I'm not leaving a virgin.

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>>14056198
>Fatty Light Tsun Kitsune-bi who's good at potions and is the bully.

.....I'd still do it.

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>>14056209
I hope dark paladins are blue skinned girls in heavy armor with twisted yandere expressions on their faces. I'd really suit the whole being corrupted into what they were trying to fight thing.

Knowing KC though we'll just get a human slut with horns in bikini armor.

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>>14056232
>Knowing KC though we'll just get a human slut with horns in bikini armor.

And?

>with twisted yandere expressions on their faces

On this we agree.

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>>14056232
>dark paladins are blue skinned girls in heavy armor with twisted yandere expressions on their faces
Yes, I like this idea very much.

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>>14056215
She's going to be teasing you all day isn't she?
At least she won't be raping you during school when she can do it after school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056217
>Hey hey! Now we get to play after school now!

>>14056216
See, now I just imagine her raping you with a blank look on her face.

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>>14056198
>Light yan pear-shaped Wight-Baphomet
I'll take it.

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>>14056198
>Tall tomboy dire Scylla bully

This is not fucking fair at all

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>>14056258
You going to get rap- learned.

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>>14056232
I think he might give us a legitimate armor, even if not so 'heavy' as girlish. It's not like he avoided it, Fallen Brides and Slime Carrier have a sort of.

Blue skin unlikely though, at best maybe pinkish like Wilmarina's. But I do agree with your idea, such horrifying armor-clad yandere sounds far better than another high heeled succubus with a heart-shaped sword.

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>>14056198
>Genki Lich w/ an hourglass figure and a love for potions.

Sign me up.

>Student

And all is right with the world.

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>>14056198
>thugdere pear shaped dire bully__ wyvern
[nervous sweating]

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>>14056257
Are you ready for her to hot dog you and panic in the car ride home because she thinks she's going to die again?

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>>14056198
Minotaur
kuudere
racial norm
dire
normal student

Tall, Kuudere Minotaur.

I think we'd be pretty good students

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>>14056283
>her to hot dog you
Fuck off futafag

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>>14056273
>Genki Lich

Now I just have the image of this lich with a stoic face and a monotone voice talking really fast and excitedly like a normal genkie.

It's adorable.

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>>14056289
What?
You know what a hotdog is right?
You put it between her ass cheeks and rub it.

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>>14056275
This is the first time I've heard of a Wyvern that had a big ass instead of big titties.
Bonus that she's also tall and muscular.

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>>14056289
Hotdogging is where you put your summer sausage between you're waifus buns you mong.

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>>14056232
>not liking bikini armor

I didn't know I was in /y/.

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>>14056296
>>14056300
I have no problem with hotdogging her, but her hotdogging you is futashit

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>>14056290
>"Come on everyone lets go have some fun!" while fist pumping the air
>Her expression and voice still as stoic and monotone as ever
I want to hug her.

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>>14056308
Anon...please.
Then what is the proper way of saying that.

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>>14056308
He clearly wasn't implying futa in the place, and I think it's better if you'd simmer down so the thread won't suffer for it this early on.

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>>14056310
Me too. I bet she has lots of stuffed animals.

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>>14056306
>Liking bikini armor
It's like you don't want to help undress your waifu, unsure of what you'll find under her carefully crafted suit of armor. Piece by piece exposing her skin, taking you time to admire her while you place the pieces of metal on the stand.
Bikini armor is for teenage boys, real men enjoy a bit of mystery.

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!

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>>14056331
They're so thin, christ.

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>>14056198
>filthy rich loli Amazon himedere
>she's unsurprisingly the bully

I'm not going to be bullied by a loli, in fact, she'll be the one who's getting bullied.

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>>14056326
Go back to /v/ faggot, you're not ruining bikini armor for me here too.

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>>14056326
Bikini armor is a classic. To hell with you, you philistine.

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>>14056331
They really ruined Manako

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>>14056344
Please, how are you going to stop her from bullying you?

It's not like you can just pick her up when shes trying to bully you.

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>>14056348
How? She's still a filthy monoeye.

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>>14056326
Behead those who insult bikini armor.

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>>14056355
That kid is not going to survive. Or maybe he will become a MAN. I don't know. I don't want to see.

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>>14056198
>Liliraune
>Thugdere
>Oppai loli
>Wight
>Bully
I'm going to get molested and like it.

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>>14056353
Eye is too big. It should be around 20% smaller

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>>14056359
I imagine that one of the two will be giving you a hand job while the other questions you.

>Stop being such a bitch and answer the question! We do much worse at school!

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>>14056350
That's exactly what I'd do. And if need be, I'd bend her over my knee and spank her like the misbehaving little brat that she is. No amount of hum money and muh family's connections would save her from not being able to sit for the rest of the day.

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Would you help a clumsy Amazon train for the big football game?

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>>14056345
Can take the monster girl thread out of /a/ but can't take the /v/ boogieman out of the monster girl thread I guess.
>>14056355
>Bikini armor
>Shota
I'm sorry, it's multiple cases of terminal shit taste.

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>>14056366
>Pouting loli amazon asking you questions while standing, her rear beet red beneath her clothes.

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>>14056368
Not sure how a pasty skinny nerd like me can help her, but yes.

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>>14056369
Albedo, please. Your hair is too sexy when it's messed up.

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>>14056359
They'd be undead versions of those Arekishi plant girls? Neat.

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>>14056365
>If you don't answer these questions before you cum we're showing these pictures the other girls, you wouldn't want that would you?

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>>14056326

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>>14056368
Do you mean football or handegg, because I have significantly less experience with the later?

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>>14056368

I'd help her cure herself of her tendency to emotionally abuse first.

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>>14056382
Football, as in the stuff played by the Native Americans this Amazon is obviously meant to emulate.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no dolphin monster girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0

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>>14056383
What if she doesn't do that because she's not a maymay?

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>>14056331
>Using an AWM
>Using an AWM inside a hotel
>Using a fucking bolt-action rifle in close quarters

Manako, please. If you're gonna pull this shit on me, at least use something with a smaller profile for better maneuverability, like a DTA SRS-A1 or a VKS.

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>>14056372
>Pouting loli
Shit, one of my greatest weaknesses.

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>>14056395
>These engravings serve no tactical purpose whatsoever!

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>>14055714
>Invasion of the Wurms
How would this movie work and which horror movies would it lampoon?

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl can be instantly improved by making her a Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

My tummy hurts

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>>14056198
>Bubble Slime
Again? This is the second time in a row this has happened. Am I being stalked by a Bubble Slime? Does she want me to write a story about her?
>Thugdere
Thugdere tutor? No bully pls, I'll get it right!
>Thin
She's a Slime, this is meaningless.
>Shiny
Lucky me, eh?
>normal student
Whew.

In summation: I learn, or else. And then she fizzes up the bully's butt like that coke-enema from Discipline.

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>>14056412
Elf. A good Elf is a dead Elf, I always say.

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>>14056413
What do you expect us to do about it, anon?

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>>14056413
Faggot

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>>14056428
>>14056437
If Monster Girls were here they'd make me feel better and take advantage of my weakened state

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>>14056413
Suck less dicks in one go next time, you Alp.

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>>14056412
Cheshire Wight, the pale white skin would match her purple fur purrfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056412
All of them.

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>>14056445
It's okay, Nurse Nojiko is here for you!

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>>14056448
Into the box of shame you go.

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>>14056457
Hey, she's not stinky anymore. And she'd probably make for a great nurse.

Though that detestable pervert MC would probably molest her in her work clothes.

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>>14056466
>make for a great nurse
Spilling mom's spaghetti into an open heart-cavity during surgery is NOT being a great nurse.

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>>14056445
No, they will call you a sissy and you will turn into transgender

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>>14056460
You deserve to go in the dumb assholes box.

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>>14056472
Well then stop hogging all the room in there.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully haughty lolis!

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>>14056398
Were you in that "This kills the /k/" thread on /v/ right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056483
No, I was quoting Big Boss.

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>>14056480
What kind of haughty lolis?

[swiss Momo No.]

all right, time for another small KC Q&A update:


/answer/114313399381
>It's about the body hair of a Lesser Succubus, but can they maintain it even after turning into a Succubus? I wonder if she can stay the way she is without maturing if her man likes Lesser Succubi?

I think she can stay that way if her husband wishes for it
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/answer/113314293333
>If the Demon Lord manages to overwrite the world setting, humans will end up the males with monsters as females. So what will happen to the fluffy and inexperienced Lesser Succubi in that case? Without any human woman, they'll continue to gain sexual experience and turn into (mature) Succubi...

I think if men demand for it, then they might either become an individual difference amongst Succubi, or spilt off as an independent subspecies
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/answer/113133173845
>Are there any oppai-loli Baphomet?

I think there are. But I think they'd be incredibly rare and regarded as heresy by the Sabbath. w
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onee-Sabbath when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056480
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056488
The plump kind, although any kind of hauty would be bullied.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14056493

/answer/120036372053
>Is there anything special about the heroes a Valkyrie sticks to? Are there any conditions? Are there also Valkyrie that stick to female heroes? In that case, what will happen if said Valkyrie gets monsterised?

It's not like there's anything special about it, but they usually stick to people with an ability as hero. In case of a monsterised Valkyrie, then there are cases were she picks a husband fitting her tastes and female instincts. Cases were they stick to a female hero also exist, and if she should get monsterised in such a case, then she'll raise her into a splendid Inma, or rather demon realm hero, or rather wife
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/answer/113137582677
>Is the Baphomet the crystallisation of your moe?

I like both big and small breast and both onee-san and loli. So when I draw a monstergirl she'll basically become a girl [that I become attached to myself], so all monstergirls are the crystallisation of my moe, which means I don't have a particular favourite. I also love loli-babaa/legal loli!
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also updating the paste this time, with a total of 21 new answers starting from lines 148 and 491:
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056494
Hey, that loli vampire knew what she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056493
>Oppai Baphomet confirmed
I want to protect an oppai baphomet who got kicked out of the sabbath.

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>>14056198
>As I finish off the last enemy, the catgirl on my computer's screen gives me a triumphant thumbs up, and begins undressing for the obligatory sex scene. I quickly smash skip, not even interested in them anymore. A Steam pop-up tells me I earned an achievement, "ALP!", as the next level begins loading. In the darkness of the screen, I catch a vague reflection of my unkempt self. The last few weeks had been terrible for me. I tried to pass it off as a sickness first, but after a doctor visit I had to come clean to my parents. I was afraid of school.
>"Jimmy, your tutor is here!"
>Dad just wanted me to man up and take on the problem head on. My mom though, she could see it in my eyes. There was no fight left in me. Not after so many days, so many, times in the gym's pool, with her. I feel my heartbeat grow louder and my mouth dry up just thinking about it. How she would take me grinning into the nearby supply closet, and-
>"JIMMY, TUTOR!"
>Mom "talked" dad into let me stay in for a while, and she had arranged for a tutor to help me with school while I recovered. That was a tough sell for the succubus principal, who wanted to fix me herself. Mom had put an end to that too. Nobody fucks with my mom when she's angry.
>Well, dad does.
>The door bursted open, and my mom walked in with one of her trademark pouts.
>"Jimmy, what are you doing!"
She was short, for a holstaur. After my grow spurt, she barely reached my shoulders, and had a stool near the door to kiss dad and I goodbye every morning. I quickly alt-tabbed away to a word doc and threw a clean-ish shirt on.
>"I was just getting ready for him, mom!"
>Her pout grew pouter, but she relented and returned to the hallway.
>"Geez, you are hopeless! Come inside sweetie, he is ready for you!"
>"Thank you miss S! I'll tutor him real nice~"
>I froze. That voice. That smell. Those wet, slapping sounds her feet made.

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>>14056505
I want to carry one around

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056493
>But I think they'd be incredibly rare and regarded as heresy by the Sabbath.
That must mean "Never Ever" in nihongo, huh.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056493
Why nips care so much about lesser succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056509
>Giving an oppai Baphomet a piggyback while her soft, unusually large breasts press against your back
Things like that would test a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056498
>I like both big and small breast and both onee-san and loli
>onee-san and loli
>onee-san
Why hasn't this goober made a reverse/onee-Sabbath yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056495
Like a lowly commoner like you could find anything to criticize about their perfect, soft forms. You should be thankful for the chance to lay eyes on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056505
>incredible rare
>confirmed
It's polite "no" in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056508
Chowdah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056510
Not really, if KC dislikes something or doesn't want it in his setting he won't hesitate to say no. See his answer on adult devils for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056510
Pretty much. Not like even a straight up no should stop you from fantasizing about what ever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056532
>>14056537
I hope some Jap finds the heart to ask about a Onee-san sabbath equivalent in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056524
Please, they can't even reach the counter!
It's a wonder they're even able to get that big when they can't reach the food!

I bet they need they're servants to get them guys!

[Anonymous No.]

Would lonely Ryu buy boytoys from a seedy Tanuki merchant, or instead seek to hire boys to work at her shrine by offering them food and board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056508
I froze. That voice. That smell. Those wet, slapping sounds her feet made.
What came into my room is best described as a truck. A drooling, wet, grinning truck. 7 feet tall, arms and legs covered with strong, yet lean muscles. A tight fitting t-shirt, showing off her generous chest, and tightly hugging her wide hips. Her short-shorts gave everyone a view of her thick, well trained tighs. Captain of the swim team, and probably the largest mucus toad to have ever lived. A wonderous sight for sore eyes, but not for me.
"Long time no see~" she said, closing the door and dropping her gym bag on my bed.
Wasting no time, she leaped and quickly begin to undo my belt, panting and looking at my eyes adoringly.
"I was worried you know!" my dick flopped free, and she began strocking it with mad haste. I was already at half mast, and she didn't need to do much before it was hard, already shamefully leaking pre. I couldn't help it. I liked her. I loved her.
I had joined the swim team only for her. They had no need for a scrawny, weak kid like me in the team, so I mostly helped with the materials and kept watch over their belongings. Looking back, I made no attempts to hide my interest. I stared at her every chance I got, eating up her body with my eyes. I rushed to her side every time she got out of the pool, ready with a fresh towel. Her team members giggled every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056521
I want to massage her back and help her become the most oppai baphomet out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056546
I want to be sold to a lonely Ryu as her boytoy slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056547
Continue please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056546
She will kill herself for being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056546
>>14056551
Please! Sweet, innocent Ryu would never seek to take advantage of such a poor boy! She'd buy you and give you your freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056541
Please, guys flock to them for the fleeting chance of catching their attention. You should feel honored if they ever stooped low enough to acknowledge your clumsy attempts at annoying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056558
But I don't want freedom! I want to be her little boyslave servant who helps keep her company, serving and loving her! And on the particularly stressful days forcefully having her way with me while a storm rages outside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056572
Well it's not like she'll stop you from staying, but you have to do so of your own free will or else she'll feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056566
That fact that I even got their attention mean's I've already won.

And if all those guys are flocking to them, then where are they? Counting the money they had to be bribed with so they could stay with a chunky, flat chested girl?
I bet they don't even pat their heads!

[Anonymous No.]

Fat Cats are made for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056512
Probably because they look more interesting than the regular ones. With the fur and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056581
Isn't the fur meant to make them less appealing than regular succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056580
>tfw no lovey-dovey brown werecat onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056580
I want to feed her pie and and hathor's milk and rub her belly till she purrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056573
But I want her to force me to stay! I want her to get me a collar and everything! I want her to dominate and force her will upon me!

Just, you know, not too hard. A bit more gentler would be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056592
Is this really a pious act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056577
Rude! It's those inept tailors' fault the pencil skirts on the little Troll keep ripping when she bends down. The clasps on the tiny Youko's underbust corset were also clearly defective.
And for your info, the skindentation from the lolibus' garters is one of her charm points.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't touch fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056547
>Huge buff mucus toad
She supposedly works at a famous pawn shop, but if you ask if she's there they just hang up on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056596
It's as pious as she wants it to be! Though is there really anything wrong with wanting to be dominated and owned by such a cute mature shrine goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056606
You're right. I'd shave them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056613
No, no there's not. Story about this when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056604
The only thing that's defective is their waistlines!
Geez, if they're going to be so up tight and snooty all the time they they won't need to dress up to get a guy.
Why, they probably won't even be able to get a husband at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056606
If you trip up and fall into a fluffy tail, some say it'll swallow you up and take you to the Mofuverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056448
Chessie please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056546
Seriously, this damn thing is fucking depressing. Make her happy! Give her friends and a bigger, fancier shrine! Make her succeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056624
They'll get any husband they want. Only boorish louses would not appreciate heir bountiful bodies or refined personalities. They're so gracious they'd even entertain your tasteless comments so you wouldn't have to feel ignored.
Such considerate selflessness should be rewarded. If you're only half as you're attempting to appear you should pat their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056606
Scales > Fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
>mantis
>deredere
>chubby
>has a deredere,pear shaped, potion enthusiast twin, that are both are geniuses
>they are the bullies
This sounds like studying will go pretty good actually, though I wonder if the reason they bully me is because they like me and think that I wouldn't go out with them because their more thick set than the average mantis, Because I would gladly date a healthy mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056448
I believe a Wightshire's fur would have more of an indigo color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056412
I really like that picture. Loen can do some amazing wight.
I think I'm going to write some wight because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056580
>>14056586
I wanna cuddle a forceful fat brown cat onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056647
What awaits us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056448

[Anonymous No.]

>No Wendigo stories still

Goddamnit, I need my fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056645
>Finally ask them if that's the reason they bully you.
>They both blush and avoid your gaze.
>Tell them that they don't need to, worry about it and think that they look cute.
>Their antenna start bouncing wildly and they have tiny smiles as you say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056654
>no grin
She's truly dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056654
Those rewd gems on her stump arms remind me of Megaman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056657
I second this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056643
Hey, I only pat the heads of good girls who don't talk down to other girls.
I'll give them a pity pat but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056547
At first I thought she'd never notice me, but a week after she asked me to help her move some equipment in the closet. That was naive, thinking that she couldn't move anything in there by herself. She had come up from behind, and mercilessly stroked me to bliss. The day after, she gave me a wet, sloppy toungejob, and after that she did one thing and one thing only.
Seeing me ready, she took off her shirt and shorts, revealing her black one-piece. It made her figure even more striking, and my member twitched with need. Not even bothering to undress any further, she parted the bottom with a single finger, revealing her drooling pussy underneath. She slammed her hips down, taking me to the hilt and making the floor quake under me. I prayed my mom would notice and come upstairs.
She was relentless, stopping only when my over-lubricated member would slip out. It didn't take long before I erupted inside her, letting what felt like a gallon of cum into her womb. She finally relaxed, dropping her face on my own and giving me a passionate kiss. I meekly kissed her back, her tongue completely overwhelming my own.
She loved me, she loved me completely, every inch of me. It was terrifying, and exciting, and incredible and a million other feelings I could not name. Overwhelmed, I pressed my face into her ample chest and closed my eyes, my head empty of all thoughts.
"I met your mom today" she cooed, as she stroked my cheek. "She seems nice"
She brought me closer, letting my body rest on her own.
"We better give her lots of granddaughters, honey"
I agreed. I would do anything for the favourite women on my life.
"You can sleep now. We can do some homework later, if you want to."
With my last strength, I puckered my lips into a chaste kiss, and slipped into dreamless sleep.

http://pastebin.com/A50XJtV7

Sorry, power went out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056659
Why are Mantis' so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056672
Because kuuderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056654
>No shit eating grin
>No pale skin
>Dress makes her look like a 2hu, not elegant enough
>No Cheshire fur patterns
Close but not close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056668
Hah! So you finally admit they're good girls. They graciously accept your concession and head pats. Even the Wendigo that you thought to be a puffy fur coat laid on a seat up till that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056669
That was short but sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

Roses got thorns, boy, get used to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056691
At least I got legs to walk around.

OH HOHOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056659
Yes, that so cute, I love it. I want to ask them both out on a date and see the look on their faces when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056631
Sounds better than this shitty universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056639
Someone made a story about a boy coming to visit her and he ended up making her become popular among the villagers again and later became her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056709
So where's the story, anon? Gimme, gimme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056631
Is there actual meaning to be found in that universe as opposed to this universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056687
Thanks anon, had to cut it short
If anyone feels like adding to it, feel free

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056715
There is no meaning but what you make for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056713
http://pastebin.com/6KNQJQsP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056719
Spank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056718
Even in the mofuverse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056726
You make of the Mofuverse what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056685
A pity pat isn't the same as a full head pat.
If they behave then they'll get the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056644
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056728
So it's just as void and pointless as our universe. Even fluffy tail fails to produce meaning in a meaningless void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056697
>They stop moving
>Like, entirely.
>Almost start worrying when they fall face first on the floor, steam rising from their ears and dopey grins on their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056735
Every single one of us creates meaning for ourselves. Please stop expecting someone else to make meaning for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056734
>That pic
My dick is the one that will pierce the heavens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056736
>dopey grins
>steam rising fro their ears
Ah, my heart, their too cute. I want to ask them were they'd like to go out to and watch as they gain the slightest hint of a stutter i their voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056731
They always behave appropriately! You're not some kind of bully that would watch them uncomfortably shift and shuffle their cushiony behinds on their seats until one finally bashfully mumbles the question into her strawberry milkshake about what they'd have to do to be "good girls," are you?
That would be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056758
That's so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056758
Shoggoth maid cafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056758
The way she's keeping her legs together reminds of those humanoid Leech things from RE0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056758
>cake $250
>coffee $300
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056758
>Cake 250
>coffee 300

You sure you aren't missing a decimal point there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056742
Butter-t is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056769
Watery tart, please stop throwing swords, that one almost hit me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056767
>>14056768
I doubt that's supposed to be dollars. It's monster girl fun bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056754
You'd hear happy mumbling and watch as their antenna touch tips and form little hearts that match the ones in their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056767
>>14056768
I believe the artist put the decimal point AFTER the the dollar symbol.
Also, since the artist is japanese, why not use yen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056762
That's a squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056756
Then mean I must be for them to be good girls.

They need to learn that just because they are high class doesn't mean that they talk down to others.
They need a quiet nobility and grace.

[Anonymous No.]

I've lost my sense of magic and wonder. Bring it back through the power of MGs, guys!

[Anonymous No.]

Tall girls are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056785

Get back to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056703
>>14056715
It's a strange universe indeed, one contained within the tail/s of every sufficiently fluffy monstergirl.
The ground is fur, just like that on the tail's owner, but far softer. Those who enter the Mofuverse will have to beware of pits, where the fur becomes exceptionally soft. Step upon this fur, and you'll find yourself sinking into it like quicksand. Fall into the pit entirely, and it'll make being trapped in a kitsune's mofu ball feel like a mere headrub in comparison.
As the concept of time in the Mofuverse is superseded by the concept of fluffiness, any who fall into the pits will be subject to an eternity of delirious softness. Their only hope of escape is if the tail's owner reaches in herself to pull them out.

Some say that if you travel for long enough in the Mofuverse, beyond even the reach of the tail's owner, you'll eventually find the Fluff Core: the object that is the very reason fluffy tails are so soft and fluffy in the first place. No one knows what would happen if someone were to touch it, though some theorise that, as the source of all softness, any who do would be physically and mentally unable to stop stroking it.

Scientific expeditions have been made into the Mofuverses of fluffy tailed volunteers before, but none have returned with a Fluff Core. Some have even never returned at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
This will always be the single greatest work of art ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
Whatever you say, manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvq

After another unfortunate delay, Mimiru's chapter of Fallen Brides is fully translated.

As usual, the blog (address in the pastebin) has text with better formatting than the pastebin, as well as an ebook version of the full chapter that includes a scan of KC's illustration (which I can't post here because of explicit loli sex).

Expect the start of Sasha's chapter in about a month, because I want to work up at least ten pages to start you off with.

Depending on my whims and the vicissitudes of writing a masters thesis, I may intersperse it with some shorter pieces, like the story at the end of Fallen Maidens or a chapter from Alice Tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056791
>back to work
On what? Froppy Friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056801
>Mimiru
Trash unto trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleep for 12 hours straight after an exhausting week
>Wake up with a throbbing headache

Everytime. The Weresheep lied to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056795

Amen, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056801
Sasha next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056773
This is cute as hell and made me go Hnnnngh, I want cuddle both of them all night long and here their content sighs as they finally have the cute guy they've always wanted, but were scared to ask him out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
>being a manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
Tall girls are shit, just like femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056801
Nice
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056849
Someone with such shit tastes can only be an Alp

Are you an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056854
Alps love femdom and are often found in the company of such girls as Dark Elf or Black Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056854
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056857
I want a femdom alp who was personally trained in how to treat a boy by a dark elf and black dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056801
>Mimiru's chapter fully translated
Splendid. Thanks for the translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056845
>not wanting to be the little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056854
Alps would love femdom, they just stutter too much and don't have the strength to do it.

Although I imagine one could learn charm magic and try to get a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056872
>being a midget faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056780
But then they'll be boring and none of the boys will take notice of them. And they'll be bullied for being soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056836

Yes. Her chapter is called "Embraced In the Bosom of Corruption," and it is by Zouhyou, whose pen name means "Rank and File."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056878
>being the man who sold the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056882
I thought you died~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056800
>>14056845
How the fuck are you a manlet when many girls can be +2.5m tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056879
Oh, if they're being bullied they can break it out, but if they want my headpats then they need a quiet, forcful dignity, not loud shouting and gloating.
They are haughty but now they must become classy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056792
I want to be lost in the mofuverse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056871
Would she be sad if I told her I got no more booze?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your monster girl waifu is being doting, overprotective and spends all her time with your infant monster girl daughteru! To the point the only time she has for you is making dinner!
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056857
I like the idea of a Black Dragon as well but unlike Alp i'm not a faggot who hates all criticism/advice people give me.

I just wish there were more chromatic dragon stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056897
>i'm not a faggot who hates all criticism/advice people give me
Then let's see YOU write a damn story, you wanker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
I cheat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
Is the daughteru a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
Well, that's fine. I'm not needy anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056902
I have written stories but I'm not going to go "I DON'T LIKE YOUR ADVICE, FUCK OFF" when I know there are things I need to work on like pacing or dialogue.

Alp has actively attacked people before.

The only good thing he writes is Oomukade and he fucking neutered her to begin with with that "stinkpede" bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056849

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
I wait until she isn't looking and swap clothes with my daughteru and pretend to be her, that way she'll dote on me! No one will be the wiser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056849
>>14056913
This ain't femdom/maledom central. Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056913
In a monster girl thread, not a shitty femdom thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056912
That's real cool and all, but how about you write that story instead of bitching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKGtgVIy80

Because Plague Maiden is too moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
Be doting and spend all of my free time with our daughter alongside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056926
I never noticed until recently that Echidnas have Snake Hair. It's a bit creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056849
>>14056923
You sound upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
Steal the daughteru and spoil and play with her, so that everytime momma wants to spend time with her she'll ask if daddy can too. If she wants to be with the daughteru, she has to be with me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056913
Man, I haven't seen that pic in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056929
The best ending to the quest still ends up in corpses. At least it was happier than Woodland Spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056669
I don't get it. Why was he afraid of her and staying home at first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056932
You sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056944
Well I'm not the one bitching because people have different tastes than myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056944
Now you sound mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056887
/fit/ escaped and are compensating for their dickloss during the alping by pretending to be tough just ignore 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

I see the femdumbs are triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056880
Sweet. Looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a ride on the tailpussy-mobile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
Yeah well I want a tauric Manticore who feigns disinterest and refuses to eat me because that's racism!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
What villainy is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056888
How is this even bullying? You'd just be lecturing a bunch of halfpint ojou-sama wanabes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
Oh goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
https://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM?t=56

>Super-Wurm trying to stop The Manticore
>HFW this exact scenario happens

[Anonymous No.]

>Femdom and maledom fighing again
>Not knowing the glory of enjoying both

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
I want a giant breed to crush the life out of your body and extinguish your bloodline once she's done with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056896
Look on and smile as I do other shit. Play with the daughteru myself. Think of things we can do together as a family. Face away from her in bed and stop initiating snuggles, because I need affection too, and I get sulky easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056973
It's not a fight it's just one guy trying to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056973
>when all seemed lost, Switch Man entered the scene on his shining horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056979
And succeeding because you fucks are dumb as all hell. There wasn't even any bait on the hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056966
They need to learn the right way to do this.
They don't get headpats or snuggles until they do.

[Anonymous No.]

Man i think i've got a cold.
my brain feels like its rioting, i cant hear shit and my nose has decided "no sir, i refuse to work today!"
fucking hell i need a yeti hug, or a hug from a wurm, Fuck it, i just need a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787

>A tall Kejourou to scoop you up in her hair

yess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056990
They say you get better quicker if you give your cold to someone else. Here's a sacrifice for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056990
All you will get from me is tequila.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
That's a pretty good one.
Tall girls a great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056946
Explain this implication then
>>14056913

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056973
You know Leona the Manticore would be a pretty good switch material character if she wasn't so... unisex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057001
Cocktail?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a living daki to a tall girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056999
Either bait or an idiot, why waste your time on either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056996
the fuck's an elf gonna do?
>"Oh I sorry your sick Anon but i dont know what to do, we elves live long and healthy lives.
fuck them, they earn nothing but my hate right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
Attack while its tail is up!
It's gonna counter attack with its barbs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057014
You fuck the Elf and the cold moves on to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057019
so the common cold is now a STD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057025
She's an Elf, I ain't gotta explain shit, just fuck her already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057004
Gross. Manticores are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057029

She doesn't seem all that bothered at the prospect of being a sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057025
As someone who pretends to be a doctor online, yes.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057004
Imma pour mino milk down that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057034
Oh you know. She's a noble Elf, doing a noble thing. And getting the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057036
Maybe that's why their tails have been getting thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057029
wait... do you really care for my health or do you just want me to fuck elves while im sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056988
>snuggles
Scandalous! You were only after the warmth of their pliant bodies after all. Not that they mind, after all, good taste deserves praise and you seem to have a very good eye for exquisite things.
Besides, it's only some friendly snuggling. Not like rubbing their bodies against you like they were trying to permeate you with their own fragrance has any deeper connotations to it. Not that they'd do it in public, that would be way too bold and inappropriate.

Yes, headpats is the best place to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057005
I want to be a daki for a tall plump haughty girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056891
Then sign up as a volunteer for Mofuverse expeditions. The scientists have many avenues of research requiring entry into the Mofuverse at the moment, such as:

What happens if you take tofu into kitsune Mofuverses. (The results of this last test were inconclusive, as contact was lost with the tofu-carrying team just ten minutes into the expedition.)
The biological effects of prolonged stay within the Soft Pits, as they enter the pit's induced stasis.
If fur from the Mofuverse can be extracted, and how it might differ to regular fur from the owner's tail. (The scientists advise caution with this test. The first person they sent in with a pair of scissors lost contact with HQ the moment they announced they cut the fur. When a recovery team went in to bring back the volunteer, they found only a single tail, about six feet tall, growing from the ground the fur had been cut from, wagging back and forth.)
If outside influences upon a tail affect changes within the Mofuverse. For example, brushing the tail, shaving the tail's fur at the point of Mofuverse entry, and exposing the tail to water.

The researchers will pay you well for your time, and guarantee that despite any losses, what you do will count as a great step forward in understanding monstergirls, and will foster friendship with them as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057044
Fuck an Elf and get better. It's a win-win situation, so what's the problem with that, eh? Got a problem with Elf pussy? You can stick it in her ass, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057004
I mean, I don't hate Leona. I just don't care for her. Usually I associate Manticores with being prideful, teasing bitches because they're lions for the most part and lions are assholes.

That and it doesn't help that in my headcanon the more womanly and fertile the Manticore, the fluffier and more fragrant her mane, just like a male lion's mane is entirely co-dependent on the testosterone in his body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057051
Remember: if you step through the portal to Mofuverse and instead end up in the Moneyverse, bring it to Dark Cave Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057046
What did I say about them talking down to people?
Now they don't get any headpats or snuggles for the day.

They need to learn quiet poise and dignity!
It's one thing to tell everyone your grace, its another thing entirely to walk into the room and have them FEEL your grace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057054
I don't have a problem with elf pussy, its loli pussy and horse pussy that are turn offs

so I shall take this elf and fuck it. see you in 5 gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057071
Around Elves, watch yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057004
>>14057043

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057054
The elves are so desperate for dick that they're tricking sick and delirious anons into fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets are for ________

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057043
I want to take a group of manticubs and give one a glass of holst milk each day, another a glass of mino milk a day, and a glass hathor milk a day to test the effects on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Nerfing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Fultoning to Mother Base as common Goat Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084

ignoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Loving
Snuggling
impregnating
and sneaking hathor milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057076
don't worry ive got the kit
>specialised earmuffs in case the knife ears are too knify
>rope ad duck tape in case of sudden bitchyness
>gentlemans hat:never leave home without it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Loving, cuddling, head patting and helping with crazy magic experiments.

[biteme No.]

I thought you should know this, someone seems to be messing with you. I posted it in the other thread by mistake, didn't know there were two.
The thing starts here.
>>>/u/1858373

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Lolifying other monsters that are actually waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Lovingly pounding until they ahegao and cumflating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
throwing into the ropes with a giant swing and drop kicking them when they bounce back.
fuck yeah sugar anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Annihilating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
>I am from /monster/
Oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
>That's because they are a bunch of shitheads. Apparently, monstergirls can't love each other according to the MGE profiles, so they mainly complain it's not canon. I'm trying to change the things right now, mostly spamming yuri between anubis and dragons (there was some drama about this pair that I don't understand exactly yet, I'm pretty new to that thread too, i'm from /monster/), some of them still hate it, but the majority ignores it. I'll try to post other combination of girls and see how they react, but /jp/ mods are cool guys too, so they will have to accept yuri whether they want it or not.

I fucking knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you achieved this yet, anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCyRVEg50oQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
MOTHERFUCKER!

Looks like we have a fujo shit 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Feeding cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
Thanks.
I'd guess that >>1858387 is trying to stir and false flag. They know how easily people detonate when they so much as consider that yuri exists, so they probably post to try and make people dislike yuri, and trigger Anons here like a bunch of tumblr-goers.

>>14057126
I was just about to say, the way that comment reads, reminds me exactly of that fujoshit fucker. Hell, they could even be the same person, and just lying about not knowing these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057066
But you were suggesting snuggling, and that's indecent because it makes them all tingly. And graceful girls don't do indecent things with men they've just met.

[Anonymous No.]

>accept yuri whether they want to or not

Oh you poor misguided soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057132
Whoops, forgot how to crossboard quote. >>/u/1858387

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057129
I want to feed a baphomet cake until she's a big softy who I can give tummy rubs to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
I hope that's bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057135
Indeed, I guess they won't be getting snuggles as rewards.
They probably don't get headpats with guys they've just met either so none of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057137
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057139
Monster. How big will you make her? Twice your height? Would you use her soft-but flat belly like a matress, her large, heaving breasts as pillows, and sink your head between them, her arms around you as she holds you like a precious stuffed bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057137
I got your back.
>>>/u/1858387

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
It's fucking happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057146
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057143
Being graceful girls doesn't sound like much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
>I'm trying to change the things right now, mostly spamming yuri between anubis and dragons
>i'm from /monster/
>some of them still hate it, but the majority ignores it
>they will have to accept yuri whether they want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057145
I know, I'm just not even going to attempt to fix my stupidity. You all know what I mean, anyway.

>>14057147
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057148
It's one guy with a chip on his shoulder. Nothing is happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057153
>Deliberately trying to force shit on other boards
>Trying to ruin /u/'s image
>You should have never come here in the first place, pest. Fucking kill yourself.

Even they hate him, this is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057160
It really is fujoshit-kun all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057155

Bullshit it isnt. I've been seeing monstergirl threads everywhere lately, and now we got confirmation that an outsider is targetting our threads.

Do not pretend the threat doesn't exist.

Be on your guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057150
Then they can just be smug, the quiet haughtiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057160
>implying /u/ needs ruining

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057147
>>14057153
>>14057160
>>14057165
It's just some fucking false flag bait. Entertaining it and laughing at it is exactly what the poster wants.

If you faggots learned to just fucking ignore it people would bait less often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057168
Hey, not my words. I'm just quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057169
Nice try anubicuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057165
I'm talking about the /u/ forcing. I've been telling these guys for weeks about the threads on other boards but they don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057165
What's so bad about these threads becoming bigger? More people = more content = more shitposting. So just keep your head down and dodge the shit flying around, like you should be doing already, and enjoy the boosts in content and OC. I mean, that's how it seems to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057169
Nice try yuritard, you can't fool us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057179
You know nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057169

Be it bait or not, it is a threat to us and we cannot let our guard down.

Unless you're the yuri pusher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057179
Go back to /u/ you fucking shitskin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
Listen guys, that pic with the Wight and the Lich is originally from /u/, but it was posted here too. The filename is different, though.

https://archive.moe/_/search/image/lLlk0moQuEzgh038-QgkBw/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Defeating in battle then taking care of them as their reliable older brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057185
Did your mother drop a wurm on your head or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057165
Nobody is pretending. It's just there's is always somebody like that. Metaknight, Nega, and all the rest. They all sound the same and they never win. Hell, being under constant assault by stupid shit like that is what makes the place so vicious against people like that. Then outsiders come by and are like "Woah, why are you all like so hostile and toxic against my [insert shitlist fetish here] fetish?"

They'd understand if they lurked for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
>>14057147
Holy fucking shit, oil has been struck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057189
Did your father confuse your mother with a goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057174
>>14057180
>Actively telling people to ignore bait
>"You're the yuriposter!"
Are you mentally retarded?

>>14057184
People post bait because this thread is retardedly easy to trigger. If people learned to stop giving the bait attention it'd stop coming here. Even posts laughing and mocking it are giving it attention, which is exactly what the poster wants, and fuels them to keep baiting.

This isn't even fucking rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057188
>turning your defeated foe into a loving little sister
Wow, anon you're such a paragon of big brothers that all the Sabbath girls dream of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057194
I don't have an appropriate response along these lines. You've out-bantered me. I was going to imply said goat fucked your mother but couldn't do it without sounding like your insult just changes slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057179
>More people = more content = more shitposting
Shitposting that'll happen here, we're the least worst "community" that revolves around monstergirls.

>keep your head down and dodge the shit flying around
And let the threads be destroyed? Wars aren't won by letting the enemy fire at will.

>>14057197
Most people here do report and ignore people like him, but he keeps coming back.

>>14057190
>They'd understand if they lurked for awhile.
That's an unspoken rule for 4chan in general if they don't want to deal with hostilities.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057206
BE AFRAID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057201
I just want to live up to their expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

EMG without monster parts would be utter shit, yet everyone loves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057204
>And let the threads be destroyed? Wars aren't won by letting the enemy fire at will.

I dunno dude. If the enemy fires at will and all their shots miss, is the war your win? I'm sure there's some zen bullshit to this but I'm not a Buddhist.

>>14057212
>Liking EMG
>Liking 3DPD Monstergirls: The Manga
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057212
EMG is already shit you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057212
Meh. It's gotten really stale really fast, I had to force myself to finish this last episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057187
>Lich X Wight.png
>Wight and Lich.png
>originally from /u/
Holy shit, it could be even the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if the guy is false flagging he's at least made one thing clear, /u/ are not our enemy and they're very much on our side in this. I don't think he thought this out properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057167
Smug sounds good. They'll need to practice the the haughty postures and expressions. And of course the smiles and quips.
It's perfect, they'll look for a trainer, but once they'll return they'll be the very crystallized essence of smugness made manifest. You'll be humbled by their mere presence. And they will get those headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057221
See >>14057187, he is from /u/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057215
>f the enemy fires at will and all their shots miss, is the war your win?
No, it will only show the enemy that you're not willing to fight, that you're willing to give in, and they'll push further with greater momentum.

They'll invade your home.
They'll conquer it.
They'll settle in.
Then they'll treat YOU as the outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057227
They will but not from me.
Those girls will win their own boys to get head pats and cuddles from, forgetting me and moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057221
Why are most yurifags outside of /u/ so goddamn obnoxious? I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057210
An admirable goal. One worthy of a devoted goat demon imouto who supports her big brother so they can be both happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057188
>>14057210
>TFW be a knight
>Due to enhanced magic loli strength she trounces you and bridal carries you in a weird role reversal to the love room
>Forces you to dress up as KOOORU Onii-chan
>Her servants think you're bumping uglies while your Baphomet imouto has you being chuuni as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057221
>/u/ are not our enemy and they're very much on our side in this
>Implying the people telling him to fuck off aren't we
I want to believe but.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
Thanks for informing us of this, friend. You're pretty much Zeratul right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057120
I'm all for new content, but this is not the way. You don't just force that stuff here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057231
>They'll invade your home.
Remain
>They'll conquer it.
What is proof of conquer?
>They'll settle in
And?
>Then they'll treat YOU as the outsider.
So continue as you were.

If we are as smoke, they can shoot all they like. They can only move in, they can't make us move out.

[Anonymous No.]

How would people feel if Leona wasn't a completely submissive shit and was actually a swatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057251
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057251
She would still shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057232
You will have to live with the knowledge of what you unleashed on the world. Haughty, plump lolis who ooze smug confidence and effortlessly draw envy and admiration, playing people like a fiddle. Little devils that would make Cheshires green with envy.
This is your legacy, woe to the poor fools they set their eyes on.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to reenact Titanic with a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057251
She'd still be a 3DPD-tier bipolar cunt, and shitty like the rest of Bobs characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057233
It's because they are pushing their stuff outside their board. Anyone of us could be a yurifag, but we keep it out of here. We don't know that there are good yurifags here because they keep quiet because they know it's not welcome. I like yuri, but I dropped the subject after I saw it wasn't welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057251
She'd still be a neurotic bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057247
>What is proof of conquer?
Trying to get mods to allow it, for example.
>And?
There'll be much more shitposting, as most people here aren't into yuri. Conflicting fetishers that generate much more flamewars than simple femdom/maledom squabbles.
>So continue as you were.
/jp/ is already fed up with us as it is, they don't want any more people here as far as I know. Not after the raid that happened after Moot said this was his favorite board.
>they can't make us move out.
And how do you intend on remaining here without fighting? If they settle in, they might even try to report us for not posting yuri, which would surely get the mods' attention, and then it all goes to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057258
I'm Ok with that.
A worthy legacy to leave upon world.
I just hope that they find good husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>cat pawing at the door and meowing
Cat PLS, I'm too tired and feel too shitty to deal with even you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057270
>they might even try to report us for not posting yuri
And then they get banned for false reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057272
I don't even know how we got here from bullying haughty lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057238
>Be a knight strong enough to defeat a high ranking Baphomet in battle
>She looks up at you in terror expecting you to swing down that final blow
>She can't take it any more, she closes her eyes and protects her head with her arms
>But the blow never comes
>Instead what she does feel is a warm sensation around her shoulders
>You're using her as a daki
>She struggles desperately trying to break your hold
>"L-let go you idiot, do you know how powerful I am?! To use one such as me as a pillow is unacceptable."
>This just causes you to continue hugging her and take a sniff of her hair
>The goat girl shudders with disgust
And that's how anon obtained his Baphomet pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057277
Don't forget that some /jp/ mods like yuri. Clouded judgement is the real problem in the reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057278
Easy, I bullied them and then trained them to be good girls who aren't haughty anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057270
>Trying to get mods to allow it, for example.
It already allowed, mods only delete things when it turns into a shitstorm
>There'll be much more shitposting
Ignore it, these threads are already 90% shitposting, what's an extra 9%?
>they don't want any more people here as far as I know
You're being considerate of the natives who shitposted here every time we were on the front page?
> If they settle in, they might even try to report us for not posting yuri, which would surely get the mods' attention, and then it all goes to hell.
Come now, what mod will respond to that? They'll get banned for false reports. You're being silly.

This is all hypocritical anyway. Gods know I can't hold my own tongue. It would be nice if I could though. If we all ready could just ignore the things we don't like, like pebbles thrown through fog.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to remove the Wocks and make America great again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057187
Followup where anon cumflates and impregnates the two when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057285
Mods are global.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057279
>disgust
Obviously faking it. Probably only some gentle ear fondling away from going completely limp while still trying to mumble about looking down on a mighty demon like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057292
May God have mercy on your soul, for the Wocks will have none

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057292
Pff, as if.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057292
But they control everything! The media, the government, the economy, the internet, the schools and scientific communities, all of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057297
Technically. Most only have an interest in a few select boards unless a janny asks for their assistance and no one else is available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057306
I'll do it anon! Each and every one of them!

Then once they're gone from America I'll remove the Wocks from Canada!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057299
She wanted a reliable older brother to defeat her, not a weirdo. Her very dreams have shattered before her eyes as she realises the truth about what kind of people like her race.

She'll be okay with it in time, she just needs some head pats, sweets and ear tickling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057312
Many have tried, all have failed. What make you think you can do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057294
I'd gladly cumflate both of them.
And with the help of some potions we can set a few records.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057221
They're not our friends either. We just both happen to hate this guy. Apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
>Light yan short Giant ant with a light tsun short Living doll
>Just normal student
Well, this is interesting. I'd prefer the living doll to the ant, but it doesn't seem safe to say that out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057316
Pure determination and the fact that I've never taken a single Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057303
>Those 9/11s in its eyes
Subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057247
>just ignore it

No. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057325
So your response is to get angry and counter-shitpost? Seems sorta counter-productive, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057321
You poor naive soul.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057331
What are they gonna do? Break into my house?

Actually, why the fuck do they want to be taken so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057329
The flames of shitposting are our home. Better a storm than letting them settle here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057331
I'm not naive, you're the naive one.

I'll expose the Jabberwocky conspiracy to the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057291
/u/fag detected. Downplay it all you want, no one is buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057337
I'd rather not look for gems with a storm whirring above my head. But then I'd rather not dig through a trash heap for gems either. Can't win, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057120
Didn't /monster/ fear that we would raid them or some shit like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057336
So they can get into your home and slowly begin to influence your every move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057336
Once a man has taken one, they have taken his heart and his soul. Many good men have been stolen from their loved ones because of them.

>>14057338
Nobody will ever believe you, they've been brainwashing the world for years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057291
>It already allowed
U w0t

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057349
I thought it was vice versa. I mean we have the Bromont guy and his followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057329
Not that guy, but this shitposter is pushing his cuck-yuri stuff for a while now, "ignore it" it's exactly what he wants, he even says so.
>some of them still hate it, but the majority ignores it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057354
You realize that if not for the stink you guys kick up, the mod wouldn't blink twice? It's not Yuri that gets deleted it's the storm that follows.

>>14057371
So? What's he gonna do? Respond to himself? He'll get bored. What exactly do you think he's winning here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057360
Bromont's kinda still apart of these threads though, despite that one fag that spergs about him at a velocity 6 gorillion nitrohitlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057371
>the majority

It really is a fujoshit spawn off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057351
I'll make them believe me then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057379
Who's going to believe the man that is afraid of wocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057372
>what does he think he's winning here?

Gradual acceptance or at least presence. It happened with alps. No thank you, /u/ can stay in its own fucking board. No reason he can't post monster Yuri there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057372
The problem is that if that shit gets posted and nobody visibly cares, any newfags/lurkers may assume it's a normal thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057386
Tons if people if I can spark a species war or two with the Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057372
>What exactly do you think he's winning here?
Forcing yuri here, for example? He says he will start pushing other combination of girls too, this can't be good. What if "hard" yurifags start to come here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057372
>Just ignore Nazi Germany, they'll eventually get bored and give up on the invasion and occupation of Czechoslovakia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057397
You think you can trick them? The wocks know how to keep their slaves pacified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057399
I can see it now

>silly anon, it's obvious that x monstergirl prefers women, based on this one line on the profile, it's canon!

Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057405
But I know how to trick the slavers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057388
>>14057389
>>14057399
You're right though, it happened with Alps. And we fucked the chubby shit off once it became too obnoxious and for the most part, ignore the rest of it. I don't see why the same wouldn't happen here.

>>14057400
Sure, if Czechoslovakia were just a fancy thread name on the internet. This and that aren't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057414
>I don't see why the same wouldn't happen here

Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057413
Or maybe they tricked you into thinking you know how to trick them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057399
What's a hard yurifag? Besides one with an erection, I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057399
Every time he does I propose we do yuri correction green texts. He pushes Wright x Lich yuri? Do a green text about a Wight in denial, her Lich friend she fools around with promises something special and coaxes her into being tired and blindfolded on her bed before inviting a man in.

If he loves yuri so much it's the perfect thing to piss him off. Throw in some cliche "I couldn't win against the dick" lines and it's probably like poison to him.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys realize we're being baited right now right? As long as we agree to keep Yuri out, we're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057420
Point being the Alp thing isn't a big deal. Similarly, whatever else won't be a big deal, and we'll tire of anything too obnoxiously forced quickly, and force it out in turn. So who cares, and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057423
I guess he means the ones that like to sperg about "muh pure love" and how men are shit and such

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057423
Manhating feminazis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057423
Someone who likes only yuri...I think?

I dunno this whole conversation is stupid. As someone who likes yuri I have no problem with there being none of it in these threads. It's just a small sacrifice for peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057427
I'M DOING MY ASANAGI HOMEWORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057436
Because they're settled here, and to hell with yuri becoming a thing here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>big game hunter girl in MGE setting
>constantly tries to hunt down monster girls
>keeps them locked up in a room where she tries futilely to molest them and 'turn them gay'
>is consistently flirtatious outside of the field with other women, much to their dismay
>does not understand why monster girls would prefer boys, because boys have cooties
>she doesn't have cooties
>why won't they love her
>she cuts holes in the wall of the room, so it looks into her living room
>sits there reading a periodical with the 'mounted heads of monster girls' on her wall
>"Casey, can you let us out yet? it's almost lunch time..."
>not until she finishes page 5 god damn it. monster girls, man.
>eventually gets turned into a succubus who is basically the lesbian equivalent of Pepe le Pew

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057432
What about Yuri Alpha?

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore the ramblings of the mad man citizens

Continue your daily scheduled approved activities designated by your democratically elected leaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057444
Asanagi will be our saviour. Lets allow him to guide us to the light with idol punch bags and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057442
I agree with you, we already have enough things to bitch about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057453
I'm just saying it would be nice if we could ignore things. Is yuri posting really such a big deal? What kind of people are /u/? Now if this were /mlp/ I would agree wholeheartedly, but not so much because of ponies per se, but for the supreme autism the fanbase brings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057461
If I refuse, will they place a cage full of wocks on my head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057461
I want to JWB that Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057465
People like bitching about things more than discussing things. They love wallowing in rage.

Seriously it explains so much about 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057469
>What kind of people are /u/?
Check their catalog. Uff.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anon, do you know that "waifu" you want?
Well, if you want then I can give you her as long as you are willing to play a little game of chance.

See....I have these little playing cards you can pick from.
Any one will give you the girl you so desire.

Or you could always take the box I brought along.

Ignore the whimpering.

>Cards
>1. This card has a Grandfather clock and an Egg Timer on it.

>2. This card has the monkey to man evolution chart only it's playing in reverse.

>3. This card has a hungrily burning fire that is devouring whatever comes near it.

>4. The box whimpers on occasion and looks very....VERY heavy.

Well Anon? Do you want to play?
If not than you can always walk away, I just hope you're prepared for what may happen should you do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057460
>>14057469
How about fuck off if you hate herero pairings so much and go to the board that caters to your fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057458
Aye caramba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
The box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
The fire card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
Oh silly me, I forgot a time limit.

You have 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
Mistery box! Mistery box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
I'm saying this again, I ain't gonna fal for your tricks, Dr. Facilier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057460
>>14057469
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057469
>have a whole board to yourself
>still pushes your shit here
I'm sorry sir, but I'm fresh out of fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
The box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057458
If anything she'll find a single girl liliraune and try to molest her only to become the missing half. Then a guy will come along and she'll be forced into an eternal awkward threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057498
*fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057442
>As someone who likes yuri I have no problem with there being none of it in these threads
Agreed, I posted yuri once on the old /a/ and never done it since. There's a place for everything and these aren't the threads for yuri.

Threesomes though? The thread's usually okay with pounding two monster girls from behind while they kill and desperately rub against each other for extra pleasure. Remember it's not gay if they have a dick inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
I choose card number 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057469
Yes it is when you have an entire "kingdom" just a few boards away and still wanna colonize other threads in different boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057509
>while they kill
Kiss

How the bloody hell did I make that typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057482
I'm not seeing it. Looks like a catalog of different types of girlfagging. I don't see any tupla or roleplaying. There was an NTR thread though. Blegh.

>>14057501
Good. Stop giving fucks. Seriously how dim do you have to be to see I'm not advocating yuri I'm just saying shitposting against their shitposting it just dumb. You're pissing on a fire but your piss is actually oil, and the fire is an ignis with a watersports fetish. What exactly are you helping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057501
Touhou is a video game and it's here on the jay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057485
>>14057499
Anons pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
I pick the box, but I really want to know what cards 1 and 2 do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
Mystery box for me. I have a guess at what the cards mean, and all of them are horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
1. It won't be anything bad right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057509
Unfortunately these conversations will never stop. So let us comfort ourselves with happy thoughts.

Like big Kitsune and Tanuki butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057518
Did you miss the /v/, 3DPD and Tumblr stuff? Nobody seems to give a fuck about the rules, and the sticky is right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057481
Going with the clock I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057469
Nowadays /u/ is nothing more than a mix of /co/ and tumblr. They can stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna make a story with a Ryu triad boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057529
Pear shaped loli foxes the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057469
>What kind of people are /u/?
Imagine someone who's literally tumblr.
Now imagine someone who's a "muh OTP" shipper autist.
Then imagine a hardcore fujoshi who loves yaoi and hates women.
Next, genderswap the fujoshi.
Finally, splice them all together, and hold the abomination together with a glue of shitposting, superiority complexes, hints of trannyism, and denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057518
>what exactly are you helping

Not being colonized by /u/. Drop it, we are not going to ignore it, so get with the program or get out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057541
>>14057550
>>14057556
Oh. I must have missed it. Well, excuse my ignorance then, if the fanbase is bad, there's no helping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057552
Give me cakes or give me death!
>>14057556
>hold the abomination together with a glue of shitposting, superiority complexes, hints of trannyism, and denial.

So just like your regular anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Falling for obvious bait

At this point, given how often trolls appear in this thread, I would have expected most of /mgt/ to become veterans at detecting BS, but evidentally they're still pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want from Yeti Claus for Christmas is ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057529
>>14057552
Damn straight.
>>14057551
I suppose Ryu's might also count as a Mist Continent monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S SLIME TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057520
Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057570
They're like Alices, they always forget so they remain naive virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057572
A cuddly Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

Everything would be a lot better around here if we had a yeti hugging service on speed dial. Not only because of the hugs but imagine trying to shitpost in the presence of a yeti, could you really cope with seeing her disappointed face when she sees some of the stuff we argue about? The only hugs we'd be getting would be hugs of pitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057570
I want to fuck a monstergirl bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057570
The problem is we get genuine retards pushing shit as often as trolls. So the situation is real as often as not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057496
>>14057481

Ok boys, for those who drew a card, you get your waifu but....I decided to add a few things.

1. She's a little older than you probably expected, her hair's graying and there's crows feet at the edges of her eyes, looking her race's equivalent of 60.
That's not all, I figured that I'd change a couple things and take a few years off your life.
Well, enough to make you 13 again.
Whichever works.
And don't think about using any cake's or potions, because I've made sure that the only way you're getting older is through the old fashioned way.
Same with her.


2. Enjoy her, just don't mind the extra scales, claws, and sharp fangs.
See, I figured that I'd make her a little more ferocious than normal, putting her a step away from her old form.
Oh, she's still got the drive to breed but she's almost feral.
No furry though, I wouldn't wish that on even the worst, damned soul.

3. Here she is, just with that lust factor of her's dialed up to 11. She's always in heat, always whining for lust, and always dripping with need.
Why, she's got so much need that she can barely function for an hour or two before breaking down and craving the D.

Box Congratulations! You have a kobold that looks like she's spent an entire life time eating at McDonalds.
She leaves hamplanet behind as could be a hamuniverse.
She's a really sweetie though and loves to cuddle.
Oh, and don't anticipate making her lose the extra weight, I've made sure of that.

Leaving You're now haunted by a ghostly alp who will always play your games, eat your snacks, and generally lounge around your house.

Take care Anon, I hope you chose correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057523
These are m y guesses on what the cards are.
1. One of you will die long before the other.
2. She slowly becomes more monsterous before eventually revering into the pre-demon lord form and eats you.
3. She has some special power that slowly grows out of control and will eventually take over her and maybe consume the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057572
herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057583
What's a disappointed yeti gonna do to me huh? She can't stop me from shitposting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057570
I think they get off to it. Like replying and reading obvious troll posts gives them some kind of sexual thrill.
>>14057583
Yetis are love.
>>14057586
Hold on anon you know what they say about Anglerfishgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057575
Shoggoths are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057572
Her lower-arm/paws look too short.
Fortunately, I can appreciate the large and round looking asscheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057592
She would hug you tight so you can't move your arms to type out shitposts, and you would have to lie down with her and accept your warm, cuddly fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057572
The most powerful gaming PC individual parts on the market can buy.
I can't raise the money to make a good build for MGS5 soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
A nice soft Kobold and a ghost Alp, it could be worse.

Both are getting the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
Should have gone with number two. Oh well, I can cuddle my 'granny' mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057592
She's going to sit on your lap and hug you in front of your monitor. You can't reply to what you can't see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>2
Ha! She's an amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057589
Huh, well I was half right in total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>chubby kobold
I never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057596
>You will never unlock the Gate and traverse through countless millenia and lives until you find yourself in the belly of the beast itself
>Ubbo-Sathla staring blankly at you as discarded Cores litter around her gelatinous mass, lifeless and unused
>You will never become the progenitor of all Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057605
Indeed, so now she's extremely buff and almost cavemanish.

Snusnu inbound Anon.
Snusnu inbound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057601
>built a new PC recently
>got a copy of MGSV free with my 980 ti
>I've only beaten MGS1 and I've never played any other Metal Gear game except Revengeance, although I do have the HD collection and MGS4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057611
Chubby is an understatement Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>Superlustful Crow Tengu
I feel bad that she can't have a normal life anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>60 year old Ushi-Oni
Still would, even if her fur was greying and her face was showing her years I'd still accept her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057611
Like >>14057627 said, she's basically a big fluffy ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057619
You'll ideally want to have played 3, then Peace Walker before 5. You need to understand what happens in Ground Zeroes too, as it basically acts as the intro to Phantom Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
You say she can't lose weight, but nothing says I can't use Christmas Cake to make the Kobold taller! I'm going to have my cuddly dire Kobold to love and cuddle and have a three way with the ghost Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057627
>>14057633
Oh, I guess that's fine then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>Always lusting Scylla
I've made a terrible mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057647
Sorry Anon.
She's going to stay just a fat.

There is no escaping Anon, now you can just use her as a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057619
I got you beat. I only ever watched Escape from New York and a friend play MGS:2 and MGS:3 Snake Eater on his PS2 like ten years ago. I did have Metal Gear for Nintendo though.

[Anonymous No.]

Only dumb, skinny elves get in the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057639
I know I'll like them, I should probably hurry up and play them before I see MGSV spoilers anyway

I want to see a big, meaty paw girl try to handle a Playstation controller

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057660
Well can I at least make her fat AND tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057677
>[X] Pick up box

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057684
Pretty much, although she's going to stay the same proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057686
Why would you want to do that?

[swiss Momo No.]

>>14056498
most of you are probably still not gonna like some of the (background) contents, but I also got around to write an update for my silly alp greentext story:

http://pastebin.com/TK6C7djw from line 262 onwards

[Anonymous No.]

You know that picture of a succubus holding a boy from behind while he fucks his sister? Why don't we have stories like that? Monstergirls solving situations of JUST FUCK ALREADY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057706
Can't leave a box of skinny elves out here in the cold streets, gonna take them to a better spot. I know a good place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057604

>"I can't see what's on the screen.
>She doesn't move or reply
>"How am I supposed to tell people on the internet that they're wrong?"
>She just snuggles you a bit tighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056787
what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057719
Do we have that picture still? I need it for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057604
Dammit, Yetis know everyone's soft spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057723
But they're ridiculously skinny. Just look, they can barely stand on their skinny elf legs!

What use are a creatures like that, even if they can cast magic?
What unstanding establishment would even take them in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057749
*upstanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057719
>>14057746
http://i.imgur.com/s2OAoQ1.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>Box.

Well, looks like the jabberwock is getting a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057760

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057583
They would need a lot of yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057583
What would a yeti do if I said I'm too busy to hug her, because I'm writefagging about a yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057760

>inset pic doesn't match the amount of dick going into the girl
realize it's a picture of the succubus dick going inside the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057771

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057760
Yep ,that's the one. Thanks, my folders are a mess right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057783

Stop trying to stir up shit, you jackass. Her knee is between his legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057749
I'll will give them something to eat so they'll grow big and strong, and let them go when they grow old enough to live on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057781

Hug you anyway but in a way that doesn't hinder your ability to type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057783
Nope, that's clearly the helmet of the dudes roman armor set entering the girls fish taco.

The Succubutt is is just using her tail to position it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057783
Take another look.
I can see why you'd say that, but the head of his dick in far enough that that internal pic is possible. The girl's vagina is just that tight, I suppose.
Also, >>14057792. The succubus physically wouldn't even be able to manage insertion at that angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057771
What's wrong with that? The succubus just forced them to show their own feelings for each other. She's the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057783
She doesn't have a dick. Her tail is guiding his penis inside the girl, but only the head is in. And and if you look at his leg, you can see he's wearing pants. Try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057785

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057781
She might give you some tips, offering to make you a warm drink to sip while she tells you some interesting yeti facts that not a lot of people know. Giving you shoulder massages with her soft paws when she can see that struggling for ideas.

You might even find she offers to cuddle on the bed if you get totally stumped, saying that nothing inspires a writer like being able to call on his own experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057806
Well, the gang's all here. That is unless there's some other edit that somehow got past me like You deserve wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057795
They're fully grown, Anon. Their kind was just genetically engineered to be really thin, so they could get by on as little food as possible.
Also,
>not making them reliant on you for care and ear-rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057815
Just how would a wock hold a sign that big? You're a madman anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057231
Hot Coldman please go you are the worst Metal Gear Villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057817
They're cute and all, but I'd be scared that I'd snap them in half when it came time to breed the elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057817
I can take them in and look after them if they wish so. Ear rubs included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057804

>Succubi helping couples who are too shy to express their feelings like a Cupid.
>When the the couple has sex with each other and they've realized their feelings for each other she leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057820
They'll cling together and form a body made out of Wocks, like a chibi dragon mechazord or voltron. They're evolving anon. It's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057826
ONE, YOU MUST HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
TWO, YOU MUST NEVER USE THEM FIRST
AND THREE, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU, YOU MUST STRIKE BACK

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an adventurer who saves a monstergirl child from some disaster and leave her with a keepsake of me so that she'll be an adventurer like me when she grows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057848
>>14057804

They're not showing them that they love each other, they're showing them that they love the m-hm and the oh-my and the rough-n-tussle touch of pretty-part and nasty lickings of the infinity pleasure beyond measure oh-yes and SWEAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057829
Just let them go on top, and keep your hands somewhere which won't break easily. Or get used to practicing the art of slow sex.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/nkJ0y41.jpg

You guys seen this? I hadn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057868
Cute.
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057868

What is this bagel iron bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057773
>Other MGs apply for the hugging service job
>Call up eagerly waiting for a cute yeti to show up
>Doorbell rings
>Open the door
>It's an angry Oni wearing a white wig, a blue scarf, and fluffy paw gloves
>"Hurry up and take your hugs, I gotta be across town in 45 minutes for some other schmuck"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057886
I want an angry bitter Oni who has to dress up like a Yeti for her job! Can I reserve her for a full day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057848
Don't fag it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057808

>Writing a story about a kind of monster girl you really like
>You get find yourself stuck on where it should go or how to do this scene
>You later meet a monster girl of the same species of the one in your story
>Somehow she finds out about your half finished story and decides to help you out with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057867
>Just let them go on top
She can barely stand on her own. She'd climb on top and position herself only to find that she isn't strong enough to push it in, and she weighs so little she can't even get the head in. You push her down onto it and you see a big bulge on her abdomen as it stretches her tiny body. Then she tries to lift up to find she can't get your dick ou because she's too tight and doesn't have the muscle, so she's just thrashing her arms and legs around trying to get up and you're just sitting there too afraid to touch her because you might hurt her in her panicked state.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I've been on a Mad Max and MGSV binge since Tuesday.
Is there anything important I missed in that 5 day window of time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057889
30 minute sessions are free, full days are $300 plus whatever food, drink, or booze your assigned hugger takes from your fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057808
>>14057902

"Hey, can I smell your paws for a second?"
"W-what?"
"It's for the story. I need to know what they smell like."
"Oh, well, I suppose that's fine then. Go ahead."
...
"Are you done yet? Anon?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah, I'm done."
"And?"
"And what?"
"And did you get your inspiration? For the story you're writing?"
"Oh! Right, that. Uh, yeah, I know exactly what to write now."

"Can I feel your boobs too? For the story, of course."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057886
Well now I know to never call that service again.

I'll just refuse the stupid Oni and go back to what I was doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057147
Well, looks like that dudes post has been deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057918
>refuse the stupid oni and go back to what I was doing.

getting your shit kicked in by a mad oni?

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores with Lances of Longitudes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057804
>>14057760
>>14057848
>>14057864
>Anon summons a Demon, asking her to help him find love
>She complies, telling him she's not going to leave his side until she can help him with his wish
>She's with him at every moment of the week, even going so far as to jack him off at the table when he and his sister are sitting there
>She giggles, licking and slurping the thick semen like it's candy, asking if the sister got 'hot and bothered' by her brother expressing his sexuality
>She slaps the Demon and leaves
>Night falls, the Demon calls Anon into his bedroom, blindfolding him
>He can feel her hug him from behind as he kneels on the bed, jacking him off with her tail
>Telling him he's quite a pervert, thinking they'd be having sex until morning, she's holding his shaft now, pressing him against something warm and wet
>At her insistence, he pushes his hips forward, there's a resistance and then the feeling of something giving way, a girlish wince of pain being heard
>The Demon pulls away his blindfold, his sister gripping the bedsheets as a small amount of blood dribbles out of where they're conjoined
>Her chest is heaving, he tries to back out but the Demon keeps him in place, bumping him deeper into his sister with her own hips
"Don't run now, pervert-brother. Go ahead and fill your little beloved sister's pussy with your lust."
>The Demon's setting the pace now, pulling Anon back and thrusting him back into as deep as he can go
>He can feel the nub of his sister's cervix
"Don't get her pregnant now, unless you're ready to take responsibility."
>She marks a rune on the sister's stomach, increasing the pace of the thrusts until Anon and his sister both begin to twitch
>Hot, sticky ropes of semen flowing into her womb
>Their bodies are covered in sweat as the Demon laughs long and hard, the magic of the rune activating
>Horns and a tail sprout on his sister's body, transforming her into a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057918
>Refusing oni cuddles.
Are you kidding me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057916
I can handle the food and drink requirements, but that's a lot of money for just a day. Is there any way I can get her cheaper? N-Not that I'm saying she isn't worth it, I just can't afford multiple days of that much money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057917
>Taking advantage of a naive and friendly Yeti
This is not okay. But continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057931
I'm rock hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057933
Yep, rude shithead Onis can fuck off.

I'll also demand a refund if I had to play any amount of money. That and I'll make sure everyone I know will say far away from that service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057934
The value cuddler is a Dormouse who may or may not be dressed as a Yeti, she'll be over as soon as she can if she doesn't fall asleep on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057931
Good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057948
But I don't want a loli, I want the grumpy big girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057931
As someone with a thing for both coaching and corruption this is the stuff dreams are made of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057913
So you go seated sex. Put your hands on her hips, and gently lift her up and down, like a gentle wave carrying her. She's light enough that you wouldn't even need to try that hard.
Bones are pretty difficult to break unintentionally, anyway. As long as you don't lose control entirely, you should be just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057941
>>14057960
I don't know if I'll ever get to a full-length smut short where the Demon helps the guy corrupt his mother as well with sleep rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057886
>>14057918
>>14057929
>>14057933
>Making hugs and cuddles into a business

Fuck greed and money's corruption, that shit doesn't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057931

This is why I bomb people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057931
Much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057965
That's why I go into the city with a "Free Hugs" sign on every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057962
MILFs a shit. Just make it involve the Succubutt, the dude, and his sister.
>sleep rape
Werebat onee-san sleep-rape when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057962
>Spoiler
You can't just leave us hanging, the three of them could be a happy succubutt and incubus family with the demon occasionally joining in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057965
Somewhere an affluent Tanuki reading the thread rubs her hands at the prospect of a new business venture

[Anonymous No.]

Why pay girls for hugs when you can pay girls to hug you?

I for one sell myself out as a cute bishie daki for Monster Girls to order and cuddle, and talk to me about their feeling and problems while I gently stroke their back and listen, only giving replies when prompted to.

Makes mad cash off those lonely Christmas Cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057938
"Anon..."
"Sorry, was I going too hard?"
"No, it's fine. It's for the story afterall, right? Just be more gentle, even if you have to touch everywhere."
"Okay, thanks."
...
"You know there's a sex scene in the story I'm writing later on, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057977
This guy knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057977
One of the monster girls will probably husbando you and promise to take care of you so you won't have to keep doing this. How do you plan on dealing with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057973
>he doesn't want to be mothered and fucked by a loving milf
>he doesn't want under the table blowjobs from his sister while his mother helps him with homework
>he doesn't want to see his mother smile as she comments how happy she is her kids get along so well when she walks in on them fucking
>he doesn't want to lustfully kiss them both good night as he goes to bed, cuddled on both sides while being told how loved he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057996
His pimp is a tanuki that takes the job very seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057996
Well her personality and heart seem in the right place, what species would this Christmas Cake be? That'd determine my response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058001
dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057978
Poor Yeti's going to lose her virginity for a story at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058002
Then I'd answer yes with heart pupils. Only thing better than a Dragon is A delicious brown Dragon. Or a Jabbewock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058001

Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057977
I want to be a cuddleslut for cake monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058007
nigga status : muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057998
For some reason I'm imagining the mother as Rinko from gundam build fighters and it's making me want to go read incest doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057978
>While tenderly holding the aroused human male, her thoughts will begin to turn to having his child before she gleefully begins to have sexual intercourse with him.
This may or may not be a bad idea for you

[Anonymous No.]

>no Angel duo to hug you while you're drunk
>no kisses to make you feel better
>no getting them both drunk from contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058013
>Rinko

That's a good thing to imagine. You should keep doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056801
I want to stay indoors with my human gf while Lescate is taken and help ease her through her transformation!

[Anonymous No.]

Which manticore has the biggest, fattest tailpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058013
>your monsterized mother will never use you to relieve stress while nursing you and telling you about her day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057974
>>14057973
Never and you guys know I don't write anymore due to never knowing how to start or finish a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058031
>wanting big fat tail pussy
>not wanting small and tight tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what kind of buying power an IOU backrub coupon would command. Written with demonic crayons so that it is binding, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058040
The bigger and fatter the tailpussy, the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058031
Manticores are love, but that one is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058031
>you will never travel the land beating manticores and claiming their tailpussies, in order to present the biggest and fattest one to your paladin neesan for when you propose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058046
keep telling yourself that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057977
>Why pay girls for hugs when you can pay girls to hug you?
it's the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058046
Eh, just find one you like, tie her down, and fill up a big ol vat of hathor milk to shoot down her tail pussy.

Leave her there for a day and she'll have the biggest one around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058047
I want to romance a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057975
Is it wrong that I want this to go horribly wrong for her?
Like, she gets her employees together to show them how easy it is using a human boy who's in debt to her as an example, but then she becomes addicted to cuddling?
Day in day out, snuggled up against that boy until she can't bear to work without him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058031
The one from RS' reverse gloryhole, and certainly not the cuckolding one with a grating accent you just posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058005
Wait till he get's to the part where they get children and live together happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057921
Yeah, but he wasn't banned, the only posts deleted are the one mentioning "that" site, probably for shilling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058065
southern accents are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058016
>Not having a Devil and an Angel constantly bickering over your shoulder
>Not getting them both drunk at the bar as there moral compasses start to blur a bit
>"Hey, Stud, why don't you go fuck that Catgirl over there?"
>"Yeah she's really cute! Fuck her! It'd make her day!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058048
Why would she want something so vulgar?

[Anonymous No.]

Making monstergirls uncomfortable by asking things that go against their nature.

Asking a yeti to strangle you.
Making a fairy do taxes.
Having an Amazon cook for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058068
Kentucky trucker accents on the other hand are shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058068
When actually written well, and applied to likable characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058071
You know what throphies are son?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never a Tauric Manticore who's tailpussy is so thick and voluptuous you could use it like a dakimakura
>She will never devour your captors and agree to raise a pride of daughterus with you
>You will never become known throughout the land as the MANticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058016


>no Kejourou duo who are both quite drunk
>no sloppy kisses on your neck and cheeks
>no being wrapped up in both of their hair at the same as they cling to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058077
>Trying to get an Anubis to make a mess
>Getting an Angel to talk dirty to you
>Having a Wurm read you a story
>Putting a chastity belt on a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058081
So take their heads. Think about it the other way around. she returns from a hunt with a collection of giant incubi cocks for you. Wouldn't you be weirded out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058077
>Asking a yeti to strangle you.
I need to get this out of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058069
>2015 post demon lord occupation
>Having a conscience

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058007
I really like this colorfags interpretation of a brown dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058082
Skip the tailpussy, go straight for the lionpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058087
A Manticore's head could be any Catgirl slut running around. You have to prove it was a Manticore bu bringing the tail. Sort of like how David brought King Saul a bag of foreskins to prove he murdered a shit tonne of Philistines. It's the same concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058079
To be honest, accents are notoriously hard to get though into written form, especially compared to the payoff in added tone to the character. Hence why simply noting any peculiarities in speech and occasionally throwing in some reminders is often a better solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058087
I can't wear a cock other than mine. She can wear a manticore's tail like a belt or armguard.

[Anonymous No.]

Stinky smelly Oomukades send shivers down my spine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058093
Alright, but it better be damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058101
>He thinks he can't wear cocks like a belt or armguard
Your asking her to do the same with monster twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058090
Sex and Love aint free. The streets of this city gotta be littered with the blood of sluts. The Demon Lord aka Slut God, is not my ruler. She is overly horny and probably lets people watch her give birth too.:DD Husband and Wife, not Harems of Strife, ok? Praise the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058106
Ferocious Oomukades on the prowl send shivers down my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058086
Making a troll rip up a garden.
Making apophis meet Pharaoh for tea.
Buying expensive as fuck tickets to a water park and inviting an Ignis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056493
Down with the Oppai-Loli Heretics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058111
Except I'm not killing MGs and ripping out their wombs and vaginas for her to wear. Besides, it's a tail, the pussy is in the bulb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058120
Up with chests!
eat out the oppai lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058114
>Buying expensive as fuck tickets to a water park and inviting an Ignis.
>Going to burning man with Undine
>Going Sky Diving with Gnome
>Going Spelunking with a Sylph

Haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058121
>Except I'm not killing MGs and ripping out their wombs and vaginas for her to wear.
Why the fuck not?
>Besides, it's a tail, the pussy is in the bulb.
The dick is in the foreskin, does that make it not a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight an Ushi Oni that thinks she's fucking invincible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
>Tomboy fit dormouse student, who is also a Home-Ec master
Nyanon don't you fucking dare, she's staying with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056959
>Wacky Races with MGs
Dear god YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058124
Having a sandworm get small as fuck and putting her in your mouth.
Inviting a giant slug to a salt factory.
Taking a wight to read in a nursing home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058114

Going to trip to the desert with a Undine
Going Spelunking with any harpy
Leisurely walking after a Cockatrice
Listening to loud music with a Crow Tengu
Making a Nekomata take a bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058077
Force a crow tengu to go to a book burning
Take a ghoul to the dentist.
Take home sluts in front of a unicorn
Kiss a alp
Take a kikimora to a trashed house and don't let her clean it up.
Give a giant ant vacation for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4054572
>that oni
yum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058139
How does kissing an Alp make her feel awkward and go against her nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058125
Because MGs should only be killed if they're evil or for XP.

A dick is not a tail. I'd be fine with her bringing me the hearts of incubi though. I'd nail them on my wall and each time I look at it, I'd know how much she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058068
>Implying Bob could write a Southern accent to save his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058146
Because she's kissing a dude for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
>Thugdere Thin Mantis
>Dandere Oppai Loli Living Doll Companion
>She's the bully

She's going to be bored of studying and decide to be dere and lewd to me. Maybe we could've made up but that living doll man, it's ruining everything. That living doll creeps me the fuck out and when I try to escape from it she's probably going to have that living doll hold me down while she rapes me.

If she wants this to work that living doll's got to go in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058147
What if it was? What if it was a long tail that ended in the head of a cock. Would you still be happy to receive it?

>>14058152
Does bob still go here? Last I heard was his writefag competitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058160
>Making her throw out her best and oldest friend.

You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058077
>>14058089

>Asking a yeti to strangle you
>She puts her paws around your neck, but she's squeezing so lightly it just feels like a warm, hugging scarg
>You tell her to strangle harder
>She hesitates, but then puts more force into her
>Her hands clench more, but her soft paws merely deform around your neck like some sort of putty
>You tell her to strangle even harder
>She obeys, putting all her strength in now, face red and cheeks puffed
>Her paws try their hardest, even with her full weight on them, but they have the same effect upon your neck as a feather being pushed against a block of steel
>Frustrated, you put your hands atop hers, and push, trying to use your own strength to strangle yourself using her hands
>To your suprise, the tops of her paws are utterly unyielding
>None of your strength can shift them to strangle you, and her paws remain displaced around your neck, as harmless as the tide flowing around a rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058157
In that case I'm going to kiss all the Alps! I'll be an Alp slut! I want to make them all feel awkward and good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058162
>Does bob still go here? Last I heard was his writefag competitions.
He lives at TFT now. Which is good for everyone, lot less drama that way.

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>>14058169
>Confused, you tell her to stop, and you both stand up
>You tell the yeti to punch you in the gut, as hard as she can
>She takes a few steps back, clutching her paw into a tight fist
>She then takes a few steps foward, crashing into your gut with a powerful right straight, pushing through into your body's centerline of mass, twisting thumb-down for maximum power
>Her fist, along with her whole arm, seems do deform and flatten on itself cartoonishly, somewhat like a slimegirl morphing her body
>It reminds you of that Spongebob episode with the bully, even
>Still confused, you take her down to the local gym
>You ask her to do some boxing practice on a punching bag
>Her quick jabs smash against it with typical yeti strength, padded thumps sounding as the bag sways
>When she finished with the same straight she tried on you, the bag swings up almost high enough to hit the ceiling, the powerful boom of her punch echoing throughout the room
>Several heads turn to stare at the yeti as she catched the bag, it's leather cover torn to shreds where she punched it
>As one last test, you tell the yeti to give it all she's got and beat you as much as she can
>Gymgoers stare in awe as she goes to town on you, working your ribs and chin with the sort of ferocity one might expect from a hellhound, or a jinko protecting her children
>You soak up her blows as if she was swatting you with a pillow, the yeti flinging drops of sweat as she jabs, hooks and straights, grunting and shouting as she puts all she can into it
>Satisfied with your test, and rather dissapointed at the results, you go home with your yeti for a bout of snuggling
>You're now known in that gym as the Iron Anon, the most indestructible man on the planet
>You take a look at /fit/ later on, and it turns out some Anon has made a thread where they've taken photos of your and the yeti's faces from the gym, and photoshopped them onto Onepunch Man panels where he shrugs off enemy (with the yeti's face) punches

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058162
Then I just cut off the cockhead, like I'd cut the pussybulb if she was uncomfortable geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058122
Hear, hear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058173
>He lives at TFT now.
Huh. That place isn't really a community is it?
>lot less drama that way
Naw, bob will always be here. He's basically the root of all evil here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058180
>Mutilating the trophy

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>>14056198
Sextuplets
>/fit/ Thugdere Youko
>Oppai Loli Himedere Youko
>Hourglass Figure Slut-for-you Youko
>Pear shaped Tomboy Youko
>Hourglass Figure Genki Youko
>Pear shaped NEET Youko
>They're rich.
>They're my bullies.
Jesus christ I'm drowning in fluffy tail.
Something tells me the whole "Tutor" thing is a ruse.
Unless the class I'm failing is Sex Ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058077
Asking a stage 3 alp if she wants to experiment with me and a manticore who will only stimulate her spadetail and never, ever touch her V

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet a Manticore, a Cheshire, a Kakuen and a Hellhound who are all complete fucking NEEEEERDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058187
You know what, fuck you Anon. I'm giving her severed tailpussies and your logic can eat several incubus dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058179
I laughed heartily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058201
>She takes it wrong, thinking you must want her to have a tailpussy of her own
>Turns into a manticore for you
This wouldn't have happened if you just took the dicks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058169
>>14058179
Poor Yeti, it's just not in her to hurt a man even if she tries.

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to Porkers, cutie!
>Care to try today's special?
>A nice big hotdog between a pair of soft, warm buns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058069
>Not fucking the shoulder consciousness girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058167
I can't compromise on this. The doll's got to go or I go.

She's the bully so whatever decision she makes I won't feel guilty at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
Can I have a glass of mi...water, water's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058093
Well the only other interpretation I had was the tail from this thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
I'll just have some boneless wings and a beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
I like Hot Dogs, I'll go for that. Make sure it's plain, and I'd like a large Sweet Tea with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
i'll have a salad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
Not today. I've got a throbbing headache that's killing me slowly right now. I can't even see straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058209
>this doesn't happen because she's not an idiot and asks why I'm gifting her tailpussies and after I answer she's jumping for Joy

I bet you like NTR logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
Why am I in a restaurant?

I was in my home just a second ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058214
Sure, I'll have the BBQ rib platter and my girlfriend here will have some wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058232

You were kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058228
>Joy
>Her fingers wrap around Joy, the gun she hangs from the ceiling. It's an odd name for a gun but you never questioned it
>"I get it. I'm not good enough, is that right, husband? I'm... sorry. I won't burden you... anymore."
>She gives a sad smile as she points the gun at her head and pulls the trigger
Good one anon. Now she an sudokud. Wait what was your reason again? Why are you giving her tailpussies in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057859
And Four you don't fucking Launch a Nuke to prove you can you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>lost in some godforsaken shithole wasteland with an angel companion
>something about the place makes it anathema to all life, human and monsters included
>you've been carrying the both of you all this time, but your strength is waning, and she's cut off from her divine protection
>she offers to let you eat her wings for strength

Would you?

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>>14056198
>Short kuudere merrow genius who isn't the bully

sounds good.

I want to make her my girlfriend and then do something lovey-dovey with her, which the bully sould see so that she'd become heart broken and cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
Bapho-KC is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058244
Then I'm not eating anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058185
Not so much a community as it is a place that writefags the thread typically hates post their stories to because otherwise there's a flood of "FUCK OFF" and other shit from people here.

It's what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058247
Well, I hope she can regrow them after I inject man-juice into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058247
I'd sooner eat myself assuming there were no other game and I could cauterize the wound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058245
I'm all for suffering, but you're behaving the same way sunshinefags do. This situation does not call for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058269
The absurdity of the situation in and of itself was a sign you shouldn't have taken it seriously. My real question was in the spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak back home in MGC after an incident leaves me entirely without clothes!

I want this to be my sneaking theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58V7XDgIB2c

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058247
I'd rather choose death than to cause more pain to the angel by eating her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058112

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058272
All while objects conveniently censor your nether regions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058271
Marriage proposal. Instead of a ring, tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057077
after getting their tail pussy fucked, it seals up and then they become biologically altered to match their mate better, correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058278
Godammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058281
You want her to shove her fist in dead tailpussy? I mean, it's your marriage ceremony, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058286
>merely pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058278
Wow. Good job Anon. I really feel like I contributed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058292
Well yeah, I was pretending to be obtuse. So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058249
Sure is, though I feel kinda gay when I think of all the teasing I'd do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058247
Cause her suffering and shorten her lifespan even further, maybe even to the point of killing her with the act?
Even when there's no guarantee that I'd be able to make it out with the extra food, and that if I do, I'd have to live with the act of killing her.
And even if she survives, she'll live the rest of her life without her wings, and the possibility that I've accidentally caused transubstantiation with her, so she's become mortal.

I'd rather keep hope up and search for respite with her. If we die, at least we go together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058249
Why do people call that Bapho some kinda KC self-insert? I thought she was just a modernized design that some drawfags came up with as a b-day gift for him. Like a gifted-waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084

Pikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058283
It doesn't seal up and you probably need to use/have that tailpussy used on you repeatedly for their regular pussies to be molded to you.

[Anonymous No.]

You know thinking about it I'd rather live in a "our world but with Monster Girls" world than a medieval fantasy world. Working toilets are just too good to give up.

What about you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058283
If you want her tail to seal up you have to make her absorb two golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>slaughtering monsters in order to gather trophies to give to your love interest who doesn't even want them
Can't you just take the XP and the valuables like a normal, respectable murderhobo.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to save a town from pillaging by instigating the local amazoness tribe and oni band against eachother, kidnapping the leaders from both and making them swear to the village elders to never try and attack them thus ensuring peace for generations to come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
I'd live in a fantasy world if it meant magic. I wanna become an undead incubus tho, and I don't care for future scifi settings, so if I start medieval I can make it to modern anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322

Same here.

But it'd be cute if the MGs that came to our world were from a world where they didn't have things like internet, phones, etc. and introduce it to them

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourous with bush as thick as a lumbejack's beard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
Well in a fantasy you don't poop unless it's for comedic effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
Late 1800s/early-mid 1900s or bust.

I like me some noir/wild west settings. Plus if magitek is involved in some manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058331
I could do a long bush so long as it looked like hair and not the curly shit pubes are.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores really are perfect, just think.
>Out to dinner
>Can have sex under the table without needing to leave your seats or move your hands
>Can eat her out while fucking her
>Can fuck her while she licks you cock
>Can fuck her in the ass while fingering her and eating her out at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
The technology behind toilets has been around for millennia you realize; it was just only recently that people thought to put it to such a purpose. If you were to retain modern-day knowledge, you could set one up relatively easily even in medieval times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058327
Well what else am I supposed to kill for XP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322

No question, m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xgovcJ4BH8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058331
Could she jack a man off with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
As long as it's 2D I don't really care. Fantasy would have magic and modern setting would have tech. I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
I wouldn't mind shitting in the woods if it meant being with my monster waifu. Roasting boars over an open fire in front of her cave under the stars has a romantic feeling about it anyway.

Still, modern convenience sure is nice. I want to see her reaction to beer and pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058331

Kejourou using her pubic hair as tiny pedipalps

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058318
I thought it did more than that? like I thought they changed in multiple ways to be a more perfect mate, not just a better suited vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058346
Paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058249
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058361
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058359
All monster girls change in multiple ways to be a more perfect mates for their husbands due to mamonomojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058247
>>14058265
>>14058274
>>14058310
>You refuse the Angel's offer, holding up your own sword
>She watches with horror as you lop off your left arm, cauterizing the wound with rudimentary fire magic
>Your face is pale from the blood loss, the arm falling to the ground. You grunt and with your remaining strength lop off your former left hand as well to make it look less like it belonged to you.
>You have to convince her to think of it as exotic meat as you're both eating it. The thought of self-cannibalizing is revolting you, making every bite of the strangely pork-like taste of your own flesh that much more disgusting
>She's sobbing, her wings folded behind her as she's filling her stomach
"W... why? I would've given you my wings..."
"If only to spend the rest of my life with you as a human..."
"Please..."
>She gasps when you drop the man-meat and grasp the side of her face with your right hand, pulling yourself forward into a half-embrace
>Your hot breath on her ear as you whisper the words that have her cry herself to sleep that night
"I could not bear to see you suffer. I am not your executioner, nor your defiler. I am as I always have been, My Lady. Your right arm, your sword."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058322
Modern is the dream. Once your an incubi you dont really have to work so i would only have to make enough for internet and then sit at home with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058368
>Not wanting a slutty Baphomet to grind her ass against your crotch as you post on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058346
First, you need to put some extra skillpoints into reading comprehension.

>>14058360
>killing underleveled mobs that give shit for xp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058355

If I had to choose two things to show to a time-traveling person from the pre-1900s, It would be a video of the Saturn V launching and a sample of our music/musical technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058361
Those hips don't lie, and hopefully she has a nice butt to go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058373
Yes! Gizzled vet who's seen too much with a qt waifu who stands by him, GET

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058368
A very cute slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058376
That does sound nice.

Though I'd prefer my own private Devil kneeling under my desk sucking me off while I browse the web.

But Bapho on the lap sounds nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058361
Twenty years. That's all it would take, and I'd be a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058378
My choice would be introducing a Wight that's used to wonderful classical music to dubstep, the look of disgust on her face would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058169
>>14058179
>You and the yeti go down to the gym a day later
>Some random gymgoer, easily over six feet tall and built like a brick shithouse approaches as you and her work out together
>He tells you he thinks the you and the yeti were just pulling some stunt with that punching bag, and asks the 5 foot nothing, rather unbuff yeti to punch him as hard as she can
>She stammers at him, saying she'd rather wouldn't while looking to you for guidance
>You say she might as well go ahead
>Looking like a deer in the headlights, she balls up a fist and shuts her eyes tight, putting her whole body weight into the punch
>It connects with the man's abs
>He crumples, is swept off his feet as she follows through the punch, and collapses three feet away, winded and clutching his stomach
>The yeti gasps panicked apologies, rushing over as you both help the man to his feet
>He gasps, looking at the yeti with a mixture of pained shock, fear and amazement
>He looks over at you, pats you on the shoulder, and gives you a thumbs up, laughing as best he can while his friends get his arms over their shoulders to carry him away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058380
A Bahpo with some nice hips for her slight frame and a pert butt, all I wish for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058378
>not showing them the TDKR opening scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058384
You could always have both of them under there, looking up at you with expectant eyes wondering when you'll stop posting to "play" with them.
>>14058394
Need some Elin-tier thighs to go with those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058400
at least show them something with proper sound mixing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058406
>Both
Oh my wouldn't that be a sight...

>Elin-tier thighs
That's a must, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058400

I'd only do that If all the OC it spawned was included.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1437700781243.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9uk

[Anonymous No.]

Do we even have best maid stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058406
>Need some Elin-tier thighs to go with those.
That goes without saying if you're going to have some nice hips and butt on a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

I need names for a pair of wolf twins in some smut I'm writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058406
>both of them under there, looking up at you with expectant eyes wondering when you'll stop posting to "play" with them.
And then they get bored and start playing 'who can distract anon from browsing.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058408

THE Y-PLEN I JUST FI WI TH A JEN SEE LIS SMEE, MY MAN, DOKTOR BAGGEL HERE, BUTTONLEE ONE OF YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058429
Romula and Rema

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058429
Lupa and Rema

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

CRUSH, SMACK! WHIP CRACK!
SMASH, GRAB! PINCH, NAB!
You go, my lad!
Ho ho, my lad!

Down down, to Goblin Town
Down down, to Goblin Town
Down down, to Goblin Town
You cum, my lad!
Ho hum, my lad!

Goblins quaff, and Goblins beat
Goblins laugh, and Goblins bleat
Batter, jabber, whip and hammer hoooooo!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

Below, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058429
jack and jill

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058415
Could an Arachne get tipsy from drinking root beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058429
One's a curvy, white-haired and white-furred wolfgirl, kind and motherly on instinct.
The other is tall and fit, black fur and hair, with a energetic headstrong attitude

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>>14058450
This one is probably best, I'm doing some things with nursery rhymes already anyways. Jackie and Jill could work

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>>14058391
>Yeti goes to squat rack afterwards
>YEAH BUDDAY, EVERYBODY WANNA BE A CUDDLEBUG, BUT DON'T NOBODY WANNA LIFT THESE HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS, I DO IT THOUGH

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>>14058427
You can have those things with less, elin-tier is just overkill.

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>>14058455
Nah, I'm planning on identical twins and they're both backwoods trouble makers.

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>>14058373
That probably wouldn't of been the best thing to do since starvation will just kick up within a few days

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>>14058451
She just needs caffeine, so if it was caffeinated probably.

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>>14058340
>>14058351
>>14058357
Yes to all.

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>>14058433
>The Devil tries to tempt you away from posting with some pitiful looking naizuri
>The Baphomet shakes her head before putting her plan into action
>She looks up at you with tears forming in her eyes
>"Onii-chan do you not like us any more"
>It's like an arrow to your heart, you stop what you're doing and give her a head pat before agreeing to spend some quality time with the two of them
>As you leave the room the Baphomet looks back to the Devil and grins
>"Piece of cake, works every time"

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>>14058467
Just to throw out; double-naizuri between the two of them would also have been welcome.

But that can be done during "Quality-time" away from the computer.

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>>14058429

Clit and Cunt. Clit is 2 minutes younger.

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>tfw playing Until Dawn
>tfw you will never be hunted by a ravenous, sex starved pack of CC Windigos
it doesn't feel too great not having this.

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>>14058457
How about Jacqueline?

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>>14058373
>making me feel with something I didn't expect 2 people to reply to

How dare you

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>>14058429
Who are you mufugga?

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>>14058429
Lana and Lena

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>>14058485
Too proper.

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>>14058473
Double naizuri is always welcome but my mind was focused on cute goat girls, they've been invading my fantasies more often lately. Must be some kind of Sabbath conspiracy.

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>>14058467
>"Onii-chan do you not like us any more"
It's so transparent, yet I'd be played like a damn fiddle every time.

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>>14058429
Tiona and Tione

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>>14058492
I aint nobody. I'm anonymous, haven't written anything in a year and I'm rusty as hell.

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>>14058487
Well what the fuck do you expect me to do when i'm too busy procrastinating from actual writing and not in the mood to try because i'm sure people will hate it just to hate it in a weekend thread?

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>>14058447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

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>>14058429
Fio and Fran.

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>>14058497
The best kind of conspiracy.

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>>14058473
Throw in some kind of lube or oil for that double-naizuri and I'd be sold.

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>>14058429
Rina and Eilie

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>>14058499
>That Asanagi doujin
I won't lie. Rock. Solid.

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>>14058517
It was pretty disgusting

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>>14058512
>Lubed double-naizuri between a Devil and a Baphomet
Oh yes, that sounds like perfection.

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>>14058497
Now I'm imagining a group of cloaked Baphomets around a table in a darkened room going "How will we tempt onii-chan today?"
Cue high pitched cackling.

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>>14058517
Muh enslaver.

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>you will never see a monstergirl with an ass so fat, it causes the Irish to foam at the mouth

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>>14058525
>Black KKK cloaks with smiley faces drawn on them and holes for their horns
I don't know why that image popped into my head but it's more than amusing.

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>>14058503
You could get drunk and jack off before passing out.

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>>14058525
"Geez, Brain, Whaddya want to do tonight?"
"The Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to seduce Onii-chan!"

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>>14058519
>>14058529
Yes, that's literally every single Asanagi doujin.

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>>14058534
>Irish
>liking ass

You're right, we won't.

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>>14058538
>>14058544
Heh. Thanks for the laughs.

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>>14058548
So? Every Hroz is some fat MG being ditzy or clumsy moe

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>>14058534
This meme is a lie.

Just like my inability to lie about my love of big butts. Especially Monster Girl ones.
>>14058549
This man does not speak for us. He is possibly an American who thinks he is Irish-American.

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>>14058548
There's the one with the disabled girl. That one was good.

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>>14058556
I love Hroz you shut your whore mouth

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>>14058558
I bet your favourite is big Weresheep butts.

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>>14058558
Stereotypes exist for a reason. You're just a heretic ass liker.

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>>14058556
Hroz's ok

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>>14058562
>Disabled Girl
What? Did Asanagi do such a story? Sure you're not confusing him and ShindoL?

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>>14058563
>>14058569
Hroz a shit.

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>>14058567
Well I'm not picky as long as they're nice and mature.
>>14058568
And proud.

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>>14058572
ShindoL has the one with the girl without hands but I remember one with a girl on a wheelchair. Was that one by ShindoL too?

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>>14058580
Yeah, that was ShindoL.

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>>14058577
>Well I'm not picky as long as they're nice and mature.
Release the abubu's fox granny tier Weresheep!

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>>14058569
>be me reading hroz for first time
>haha drawings suck so much
>why do I have this boner.jpg

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>>14058580
You're probably thinking of Barrier Free.

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>>14058582
Ah ok. Then >>14058548 is correct.

>>14058588
More than the boners is about heartboners. At least for me.

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>>14058588
Because he somehow makes rape Vanilla.

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>>14058588
>be me
>read all of hroz
>why did I read the same thing over 20 times.jpg

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>>14058567
I'm a burger, but I would love to see a fat-bottomed Weresheep in traditional Scottish wear.

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>>14058599
Would she have an accent?

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>>14058588
For me it's more about all his stuff being cute and amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

Eating animals related to your waifu in front of her.

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>>14058602
Why wouldn't she?

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>>14058607
>Waifu is a demon

No dice. Maybe if I want to offend her I should play Devil May Cry or Diablo.

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>>14058607
Yes, and?

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>>14058607
>Implying p'orc waifu wouldn't steal my hotdog and eat it lewdly.

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>>14058599
>you will never force a shy weresheep down and eat her out on the manner competitive eaters consume pancakes

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>>14058607
Why would she care?

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>>14058613
Huh...excellent point.

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>>14058466
How would you want to be embraced by a Kejourou?

Wrapped up in a cocoon of her hair, being immobilized and leg locked as she slips her hands beneath her hair to caress or tease you?

Or being leg locked and hugged by her and then having her hair wrap the two of you up, being kissed intensely and unrelentingly?

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>>14058595
>That Dragonewt by him
I need to buy this man a beer

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>>14058214
Buttjobs are the best!

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>>14058620
So eat batwings. Or hellbeasts. Or lesser demons I don't give a shit.

>>14058622
What's her reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

We have dumb blonde jokes. Do Monstergirls have dumb Wurm jokes? Or dumb Hobgoblin jokes?

>A Hobgoblin went into work with a sore throat. One of her coworkers, noticing her coughing, told her 'You know, when I have a sore throat? I always give my husband a blowjob. I don't know why but it works like a charm!' The Hobgoblin says she'll try it out. The next day, the Hobgoblin's throat is completely fine. She happily strolls up to her coworker and thanks her for the remedy, saying 'Yeah, it worked like a charm! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!'

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>>14058599
Now I'm wondering if weresheep can come in other colors. Is it possible to have a red wooled weresheep?

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>>14058635
Bro, I think you missed the joke.

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>>14058641
Probably the same as regular sheep, unless you've got magical shenanigans involved

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>>14058631
Yes to coccon kissing, no to immobilization. Just her and I, in our own little world. Her hair carressing softly, almost tickling. Her hair smelling of dozens of different flowers.

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Would you rather be a scrawny guy dominated by a big, muscly Monstergirl or a big, bara guy dominated by a tiny, loli Monstergirl?

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>>14058635
>One hundred babies!
My heart. She was so simple and genki she made abduction and rape cute.

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>>14058641
Of course there would. Profile art only presents one individual from that species anyways.

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>>14058607
I want to buy a cake and have a holstaur ask why I'm eating someone else's milk! Is hers not good enough?!

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>>14058639
Daaaamn, nice one.

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>>14058655
I'm already a scrawny guy, so give me my big muscly Monster Girl

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>>14058655
One makes sense. The other doesn't.

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>>14058655
Neither.

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>>14058658
>take bottle of store-bought milk from the fridge
>down it in one go while staring unblinkingly at Holst

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>>14058658
>tell her I just don't want to have to wait for the cake to be made when I have a sweet tooth attack

What happens?

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>>14058429
Oh c'mon! I'm writting about wolf twins too... Are they loli?

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>>14058655
reverse it and we're golden

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>>14058663

But what if the big, bara guy has a gentle personality? He's big and strong but on the inside he just wants to avoid fighting and take things easy. Then he's met with a tiny loli Demon who has a mastery over manipulative magic and he's forced to submit.

Or maybe he's outnumbered. This big 7-foot-tall monster of a man is just overwhelmed by dozens upon dozens of Goblins or Large Mice or Devils or Beelzebubs.

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>>14058670
I hope fistfighting a holst is your fetish.

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>>14058670
>Take tub of store bought margarine from the fridge
>Eat it by the spoonful while staring into her eyes and looming over her
>"I can't believe it's not butter,"

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>>14058657
Cute Holst.

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I'm going to spike MGC's water supply with Grade X Hathor Milk! The whole town will soon become soft, thick, and bountiful! The Sabbath division will be devastated, and flat chests everywhere will cry at their loss, and the city will know the true meaning of Big!

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>>14058639
Out fucking skilled!

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>>14058673
No, They're full figured and rapey.

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>>14058680
I would never hit a Holst. With my fists.
I'd slap her milk tanks around though.

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>>14058655
Anon, I'm a French Canadian crow with anger issues. I can't be dominated.

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>>14058686
Eh, it'll just cancel each other out with the loli potion dumped into the water. Hapens like three-four ties a week. Security at the waterworks stopped giving a shit a long time ago.

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>>14058692
Oh, then it's fine. I'll throw in something else, just to be safe.

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>TFW no matter how many ideas I have I never write them out of pure unbridled fear of people hating them

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>>14058706
Then I'll dump more of it! Truckloads! And I'll keep whoever is dumping the loli potion at bay! They'll rue the day they sought to ruin my Hathor plans!

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>>14058720
Don't make it an innocent sheep girl

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>>14058725
Elin thighed Manticubs

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>>14058607
It's not like anyone cares. Only reason westerners don't eat monkeys is because they're not readily available. That said...does anyone, anywhere, even eat Jackal?

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Do the girls from Terraformars count as monstergirls? And the abyssals from Kancolle?

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>>14058722
I hate you for not writing it out.

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>>14058655
Neither.

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>>14058735
Yes and no. Though the Terra girls would be cosplay tier. Ant-abs-boobs-chan is the best though. Some one post the shower pic.

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>>14058654

The two of you being incredibly close to each other. When she speaks to you it's a quiet whisper. She'll stroke your face gently. There's no other sounds going on except for your breathing and hers. As you slowly breath in and out the smell of her hair fills your head and it makes you relaxed and want to do nothing else but stay as you are.

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>>14058728
So they're cubs then? Well I can't hurt girls so young. I'll have my Wurm assistant strap them down and feed them Wonderland Cake, followed by shoving gallons of Hathor milk. Once I'm done and send them back they'll be bigger and look older than their own Mother.

Rue the day.

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>>14058725
As if the opposition won't do the same. You extremists are so formulaic and boring, no wonder all the cute Crow Tengu reporters stopped caring about your antics. Seriously, when the Dormice bingo club is a better target for a scoop you know you're old news.

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>>14058735
Boatsluts have their own thread.

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>>14058625
Because it kind of looks like her.

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>>14058726
Nah, just a huge buff stronfag werewolf. That'll do.

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>>14058706
>Implying it won't just end up with everyone in town being oppai lolis for a week

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>>14058746
A man could die this way.

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>You'll never be part of a secret clan of human templars who are shunned away by the Order for not obeying the will of the Chief God that demands the death of monstergirls who pose no threat to mankind, like docile submissive monsters and children
>You'll never master the art of complete invisibility, never leaving any traces behind orbeing successfully tracked by anybody, effectively becoming a living "ghost"
>You'll never only act to protect the weak and the wounded, human and monster alike, when the time calls upon it, before disappearing into the shadows
>You'll never secretly maintain the balance between man and monster so neither side will ever win against the other
>You'll never serve the will of a competent, yet caring "matriarch" of your clan, an experienced ex-paladin woman who treats you, her "favorite", like a younger brother, despite being younger than you herself

What a painful reality we live in.

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>>14058745
>>14058745
Michelle and Rome are the funniest characters.

>That one girl with the ovarian smell that tells Roach-kun to fuck off
>Rome-san appears and she immediately goes
>OH SHIT, THE MOST NIGGER OF NIGGERS IS HERE
>I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT

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>>14058761
Alright, that's actually horrifying.

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>>14058722
I feel you, Lord Morde. I just end up either making it into a "you will never" greentext or keeping the ideas in a .txt file and forgetting about them.

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>>14058764

You can't fool me, third-option poster.

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>>14058764
I love these scenarios.

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>>14058768
What?
You don't want to go in to work one day and see that your arachne boss is now a HEALTHY oppai loli who is wearing a suit she wove that morning?

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>>14058722
I dun thee Alpenovitch.

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>>14058091
Me too, I think I prefer it to the original colouring for the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058722
I have a hard time getting motivated to write myself.

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>>14058785
Nah, the default color is way better. Although I appreciate chocolate goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Glacies to CHILL out! I know she's got some COOL moves but please don't hit me with a FLURRY of moves that I'm going to CRYOver!

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>>14058776
Third-option poster?

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>>14058761
At this point I imagine most of the town got pissed and decided to just switch to well water.

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>>14058764
>younger than you
>treats you like her junior

Is getting a fist full of mail to the face her plan? Cause that's how you get a fist full of mail to the face

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>>14058748
Well that's just rude. Sounds like I'd need to spike their coffee with the stuff, that way they'd report it no matter what. Let's see those Crow Tengus report when their breasts spill from their shirt, their thighs touch, and their shirts struggle to fit on them. No matter what the audience would still see this, and know that Hathor will be respected and feared, and all shall obey Hathor's commands.

Hathor Ackbar.

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>>14058801
You act like that will stop them.

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>>14058776
I thought the third option in MGE was "ignore the fighting and just fuck your waifu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058764
Good, I have no interest in being a special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058722
Write the story you want, then save it on Pastebin as guest. If its not universally hated, then you're fine to reveal it as written by you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058813
When you fuck your waifu you're giving energy to the DL or Fallen God, depending on her species.

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>>14058774
Like you don't get it, some of the stupid ideas i've had are...

>Guy impregnating Manticore as a "sperm donor" and getting raped by Elin-thighed Manticubs years later
>Some kind of Tauric Manticore with Alexandrite head/face going on
>Poor bastard ends up doing the Time Warp and propagates the entire Slime species and sub-species by fucking Ubbo-Sathla
>Elder Thing-chan waking up after millions of years to being a girl, shenanigans ensue
>She's a Big Girl level latenight Anon Black Dragon raping a manlet for being 20 questing levels too short to defeat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058813
third option is to open a gate and make the happening happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
>Kitsune-bi
>Bully
>Kuudere
>Toned (Was Thin)
>Team Captain

May consider...

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>>14058806
She wouldn't make decisions for you or restrain you from doing what you want, she'd just be concerned about your well-being and ask you to sit by her side so she can talk with you from time to time, maybe let out a giggle when you tell her you feel kind of weirded out by her big sister act. Not all "big sister" tropes involve controlling their brother or just flat out annoying him.

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>>14058823
You're right those are shit.

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>>14058823
>Elder Thing-chan waking up after millions of years to being a girl, shenanigans ensue
For the love of all that's good and holy, do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058823
Hey you were right.

All of these are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058810
If they went farther an angry mob might form that will firce all the sabath members to eat the wonderland cake, and throw the milk terrorist into the giant slug pit after salting down all the slugs.

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>>14058823
>>14058840
>Implying it wouldn't just end with her killing everyone who woke her up, and returning to her once great city only to find it abandoned, before a Shoggoth stalks up on her, repeating the words of their old masters

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>>14058823
You weren't kidding. I feel bad for you now.

[Anonymous No.]

You shouldn't have accidentally knocked over that row of tiny motorcycles, now you have to deal with a horde of angry Maus Bikers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_piia0hKbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058863
Oh no, how scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058863
>making me think of Biker mice from mars
You motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058863
Oh please, they're mice. I pinch their cheeks, call them cute little things, and be on my way. Might even give one a headpat before I tell them absently how "Sorry for knocking over your toys"

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>>14058857
>Implying it wouldn't end with her going to her one-great city and finding out that what used to be a moving mass of shifting protoplasm, pseudopodia, and other assorted organs has turned into a maid
>Who sweeps the walkways and eats penguins
>Who goes 'teke-li-li'
>Elder Thing-chan's face when her hand impacting into her face wakes up the Master of R'lyeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058837
How would you feel if some 5 year old came up to you and began giving you advice about life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058868
>>14058875
But they're a tough biker gang! They control all cheese trade that goes through the state!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058891
Yeah sure, tell them playtime is over, they're cute girls but they need to take their toys and go home, someone with a real motor vehicle might want their parking spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058883
That's quite exaggerated. I'd say she's 1-2 years younger than you. You can change her behavior to whatever trope you wish though, I'm not forcing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058891
Not the cheese trade! They truly must be tough to control all the cheese!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058871
>I wasnt the only one
There is hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058823
Shoggocks pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058862
>>14058854
>>14058839
I'm sorry, Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058891
They're getting spanked for being so rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058897
Is this where you pick up the leader, holding her off the ground by her tail while she flails her arms around and angrily yells at you?

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>>14058921
Sure, and I tell her to watch her language, a girl her age shouldn't be using such harsh words. Then I'd look sternly at the rest of them and tell them unless they want me to call their parents, they need to head home right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058910
I want to make lots of rabbits with Reisen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058823
>Guy impregnating Manticore as a "sperm donor" and getting raped by Elin-thighed Manticubs years later
>Elder Thing-chan waking up after millions of years to being a girl, shenanigans ensue
>She's a Big Girl level latenight Anon Black Dragon raping a manlet for being 20 questing levels too short to defeat her

Get on it, Shoggocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058921
>>14058925
What if the Mice fight dirty? Kicking your shins and headbutting your crotch? Leaping onto your back and nibbling your ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058762

But you won't die. She took care to assure that there'd still be airflow in case it got stuffy. The smell of her hair causes you to be aroused and your erection is pressing against her. There was no way she wouldn't notice it. She asks if you want her to help you. When you agree her reply is to take off your pants and underwear and some of her own clothing and eject them from the cocoon of hair. You didn't wait long to start and began thrusting in and out of her. She moves her own hips and whispering words of encouragement in your ears. You both went faster and faster until finally you came inside her. But you wouldn't be satisfied with just that and continued your work. She had no intention of stopping you naturally. Finally after a few more rounds you were too exhausted to continue. As if to reward you for your efforts the hair began to move against your body, encouraging you to relax and sleep. You fell asleep and the last words you heard were those of thanks from the Kejourou. When you woke up you saw her sleeping as well with a peaceful smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058949
I'll spank and bop each and every one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058949
I give them a condescending look before I grab them by the neck and ask them what their parent's numbers are. I tried to be civil, but if they want to act up, then I'll tell their parents about their inappropriate behavior.

Kids these days, thinking they can go and park their toy trikes at an adult bar, how rude. Back in my day my mother would've given me the belt if I even thought of doing anything naughty on my dial up internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058962
You will have made a powerful enemy Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058949
Start a tied-up mouse-daki collection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058976
That's nice, but they still need to tell me their parent's numbers. And that excuse of "I'm a grown woman!" isn't going to work, I know full grown women aren't that short, and ride around on tricycles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058976
They're kids, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058927
>>14058906
>MFW rubes don't know how to spell Shoggoths

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058978
>"When I get loose I'm going to break every bone in your face..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058956
>that text
>that pic

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never create a roving band of mercenaries comprised of men and monstergirls alike.
>You'll never fight, not for the Order or the Demon Lord, but for a world where humans and monstergirls can live together peacefully.
>You'll never rescue POWs from both sides and bring them back to your home base to join you.
>You'll never have an R&D team of ex-sabbath members who got sick of just making lewd shit all the time.
>You'll never rescue cooks who can keep your army motivated with delicious food
>You'll never form Monstergirls Sans Frontières
God damn it.
I'll admit I kinda just want Peace Walker or MGSV with monstergirls.
There's just something about base management man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058994
The mouse can't break your face if she's too gravid to do more than slowly wobble around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058994
>"When I get loose"
>implying that's even an option
Mice are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059005
Yet another fate I'm glad I'll have no part in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058927
>>14058906
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059027
Holy fuck you're boring as shit. Having fun being a wageslave for the jews, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to draw a penis on a sleeping oni's face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059005
>tfw no D-Walker Golem as a buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059051
Yepp, comfy and monotonous. Pays pretty well too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058995

Does that mean you liked it? Good to hear.

Imagine her using one of those scalp massagers on your head and massaging your shoulder with her hands at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059054
>You'll never Fulton monstergirls out of the combat zone.
>You'll never internally chuckle at some of their reactions to the Fulton.
>Especially Werebears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBV98WWA7mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059051
Not him, but I'd prefer something more peaceful and slow paced, doesn't require to adore real-life existing. Let it be a family life, or adventures but much less crowdy than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never form a close bond with a monster girl
>you will never stay behind to try to buy time for her to escape from a ruined land
>You will never be forcibly turned into a demon by some evil sorceress
>you will never go on a long quest through a god forsaken tower to try to find her while working undercover as a monster
>you will never find out the only way for the turmoil to end is for your waifu to seal away the evil shit inside an artifact, which will turn her to stone for a long, unspecified time
>you will never make it to the summit and find her held captive by the very woman who turned you
>you will never defeat the sorceress, only to find this was all orchestrated by your own father who sought to obtain the dark shit for himself
>you will never defeat him to stop the spreading chaos
>your waifu will never be forced to seal the essence while you can't do anything since you were so exausted
>you will never live the rest of your life working to educate everyone else on the tragedy that occured all those years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059070
I was debating whether to get phantom pain or not, but just screwing around with fultoning everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059070
>tfw there was apparently going to be a Mother Base petting zoo in the final version of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059083
It costs a little GMP to Fulton things, but from what I've seen, it's barely anything.
The escape from the hospital at the beginning is fucking terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059005
>You'll never fight, not for the Order or the Demon Lord, but for a world where humans and monstergirls can live together peacefully.
That is what the demon lord is fighting for though
MGQV Phantom pleasure when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056198
Dandere, fatty, amazones
with a slutty but averagy built twin sister

She happens to be the bully.

This makes for an interesting love triangle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059070
>fulton an oni
>"THERE BETTER BE BOOOOOZE" as she trails into the sky
>fulton an yeti
>she loves it, asks if she can do it again when you meet her at base

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059120
Which one do you want? I love me some Amazons, I'll take the one you don't take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059131
I'll keep the dandere one, She bullies me because she doesn't know how to properly express her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a better person for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059129
>Fulton a Succubus.
>Says if you wanted to try bondage all you was ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058927
>>14058906
>Anons call them shit
>Two faggots call the poster 'Shoggocks'

Go shill harder to Robert The Terrible's Infernal Keep Of Decadent Heresies you samefagging shitmonger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059144

>Fulton a Kejourou
>Right before she's launched she grabs you with her hair and takes you with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059144
>>14059129
>Fulton a beetle girl
She manages to break through her kuu to show how fucking scared she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059154
>Robert The Terrible's Infernal Keep Of Decadent Heresies
I want me and my mansion to be called like that by terrified monstergirls for producing male contraceptive pills and holding all-human marriages there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059189
>fulton a holstrus
>she leaks all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059189
>fulton a mad hatter
>the fulton falls through the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059142
Don't worry, Anon. You're still a good person, but for how long, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059144
>Fulton an Ushi-Oni
>She breaks free and Spidercow Bombs the nearest farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059208
>Fulton a lich
>a monotone and bored "weeeeeee." echoes through the hills

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059206
>>14059208
That's what the wormhole Fulton is for.
You think I'm joking don't you? I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fulton a Sandworm
>wait would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be friends with a weirdly coloured, rather weak and seemingly breath-bereft dragon girl
>You will never stick up for her when oomukades, other dragon girls, and even weaker MGs like werewolves and onis start to overpower and bully her
>She will never reveal to you later that she's an incredibly rare Time Dragon, albeit with next to no developed powers, who's been told by her parents to not use them for fear she could be discovered and exploited
>You will never encourage her to nurture her gift, encouraging her as she tries with all her effort to slow time for individual objects and everything around her
>She will never, after one weekend, greet you at school and hold your hand, telling you to watch as she squints her eyes
>You will never see everything around you slow to a complete stop, and remain as still as a paused film for ten whole seconds before she collapses
>The two of you will never take revenge on her bullies, doing things like placing banana skins underfoot, and positioning them in the frozen time so it looks like they're hugging and kissing, only for them to recoil in horror when time resumes, blaming it on that one chesire bully
>Your friendship and encouragement will never help her to develop her abilities even further as she grows, until she can even effortlessly freeze your body and leave your eyes and mind unaffected, so she can steal her first kiss from you
>You will never go on an overseas school trip with her, waiting until night falls so she can use her powers to sneak from her room into your room, and hide when her lewd moaning and giggling causes a teacher to inspect your room, slipping between hiding spots in frozen time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>You will never go to her home and have dinner with her parents
>Her much more powerful mother will never freeze her husband, and even her own daughter, to inquire as to what sort of lewd things the two of you get up to
>She will never casually lift up her daughter's shirt with her tail, exposing your girlfriend's breasts to you as she sits there, still and unaware, giving you an unmoving smile
>The mother will never ask you if you plan on doing anything with her daughter tonight, and if you'd like an opportunity to turn the tables with her help
>She will never move her tail underneath the table and return with her daughter's panties, commenting on how she's seen her freeze you on many occasions to steal your underwear and use it to masturbate, returning it to you before unfreezing time
>You will never fuck your time dragon girlfriend on her own bed that night, her mother listening in and freezing her every time you orgasm, so it seems to her as if your refactory period is gone
>You will never one day marry her, and join with her on a honeymoon night that lasts a full week, under a dark sky and perpetual moonlight
>You will never be with her on what's now become the most private beach in the world, and watch as she slows time for the water, to the point where she can walk on its surface, slowly sinking into it like a non-Newtonian fluid
>You will never have sex with her on a bed of water, the ocean slowly parting under your weight an inch a minute
>She will never take her power even further, and fly you both up hundreds of feet above the ground
>She will never slow your fall to the point where you're both almost floating on air, making love amongst the stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
How many times can you come inside your dragon girlfriend within the frozen time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059219
You can upgrade it to be able to carry stuff like tanks and shipping containers, ao most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>>14059222
She would be the world to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059214
>fulton a khepri
>all her friends chase after her calling as she floats away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>>14059222
Yes, I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>>14059222
That sounds fucking fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059219
>Fulton a Kunoichi
>Wait where's the Kunoichi
>Start yelling as you're carried into the air while she smugly looks at you from the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>>14059222
Perfection. Never imagined such possibilities in time freeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059251
>Fulton a Wendigo
>They ask you why you sent a fur coat that keeps going "awawawawa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059251
>Trying to fulton a ninja girl
>Not thinking for a minute that what you tried trapping might be a mokujin instead
You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058823
Love the first one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059241
Better fulton them too for good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059258
>Fulton a Dullahan
>Her head flys off screaming, leaving her body thrashing around in confusion
>Fulton a Dullahan again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059263
>Liking Manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059260
I'll just go back and try to get her again, I'll just be more careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059277
>being a paladin
>2015 the year of our demon-lord

[Anonymous No.]

No! I must kill the demons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059291
I'm about as far removed from a Paladin you can get, Sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059299
No anon, you are the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056941
Hey anon, sorry for taking so long. He loves her, but he is afraid because she loves him a bit too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059251
>>14059258
>>14059273
>Fulton a Mothman
>her dust causes you to pop a rather painful stiffy for the remainder of the mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059309
>Get back to Mother base
>Try to get some rest
>Close door
>See this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>completely paralyzed except for your eyes and mind

All aboard the NOPETRAIN to FUCKTHATVILLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059222
>>14059221

dragons have always had a special place in my heart but today you gave me another reason to back that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059291
>Mordekaiser
>A paladin

HA HA HA HA HUE HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059312
CQC slam and shoot till my gun is sparking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059273
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059291
>not being a Paladin
>not praising the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>Fulton a Titania
>She lets out a cutesy "wheeeee!" as she soars upwards.
>Her fairy servants panic and fly after her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059312
>[X] Hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059323
Why do you hate mothhugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059328
Give her the Sunny D

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059328
>Paladins
>Praising the Sun
Sunbros aren't Chief Bitch worshiping asshats anon, she's not a Goddess for Jolly Co-operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059273

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059319
I want to marry Haohi and massage her feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059332
I hate that particular moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059312
CQC "hug" her and slit her throat
not taking any chances with this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059319
Just put on your trip or something, you don't need to waste images by avatarfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059345
>Implying she wouldn't CQC you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059221
>>14059222
This is sublime beauty. Please, tell me someone screencapped this wonderful text.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fulton an Ushi-Oni
>She doesn't go anywhere
>"Heh, you're gonna need more than one of them things, boss"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059342
How could you? She loved a man so much, she waited years in a dark room just for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never fulton a Gear REX girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059356
>Put three more fultons on her
>Spidercow screams her head off all the way to base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059353
If she did i'd take the fake death pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059356
These things can lift heavy machinery.
No honey, you're just fat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Monster Girl to play me like a damn fiddle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059341

ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059376
>She crosses her arms and pouts at you as she goes up in the air

[Anonymous No.]

>Fulton a Jinko cub
>becomes the mascot for the ex-Sabbath R&D team

[Anonymous No.]

>Fulton an Alp
>Wave at her as she asks you to let her go
>Listen to the long, drawn "Kyaaa~!" as the balloon flies away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059291
>Implying i'm a Paladin when i'm more surprised faggots are bi-polar and either calling the ideas shit or wubba lubba dub dub manticores, fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059390
>not a Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059355
I certainly did

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059376
>Fulton an ushi-oni by one of her spider feet
>It dangles in the air while she lies on the ground because she's too heavy
>Fulton another foot
>Same problem
>Ushi-oni covers her face with her arms against the ground crying over knowing you think she's way too heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059385
She can send me a tape where she talks about her feelings if she cares so much.

I might even listen to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059396
Hey man, I don't even like manticores, I'm just turned on by loli femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059415
...Morpho, I kind of need you here. Like, right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059129
>>14059144
>>14059188
>>14059189
>>14059201
>>14059206
>>14059208
>>14059214
>>14059219
>>14059241
>>14059251
>>14059258
>>14059273
>>14059309
>>14059329
>>14059356
>>14059374
>>14059390
>>14059392
>>14059415
How would all those girls react to waking up on Mother Base anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059411
Wonderful work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059445
I don't know, but they'd probably want the dick.

A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059370
I got mindblown when I realized this is basically a monster version of Metal Gear REX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059445
>>14059460
>the monstergirls immediately find a soldier to latch on to
>this leads to the construction of the child care division

[Anonymous No.]

>Fulton a Mantis
>She's completely stoic the entire way to base
>But the minute you get back she's latched on to you lightly shaking.

[Anonymous No.]

A Kejourou rouge who can pick locks with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059467
no dick laser though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059478
Do Mantis-variety pouts accompany her nervousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059467
It fires some sort of acid(?) from it's tail at high velocities, which is probably intended to emulate the original REX's railgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059489
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059509
hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059460
>>14059468
I was talking about reactions to the base itself.
Not saying they wouldn't cause a population boom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059445
>Snake...
>No not you, get off me! Big Boss...
>We're going to have to set up a new platform
>Your recent extractions are causing need for childcare
>We're going to need you to obtain resources for a Waifu platform
>No I didn't mean more monster girls
>DAMMIT NO YOU STUPID SNAKE GET AWAY I DON'T WANT TO WAIFU YOU
>SNAAAAAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059536
To be honest, Miller probably needs to get laid.
Huey deserves everything that happens to him though.
Fuck Huey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059224
時よ止まれ!

>>14059232
>>14059243
>>14059244
>>14059256
>>14059319
>>14059355
Glad you enjoyed it. I've had the idea for a story or smut piece involving time dragons for a while now, but before that post with a time dragon freezing an anubis mid-climax as she masturbates to Anon's underwear, I've never seriously considered it.
If you expand their powers to being able to freeze, slow, and speed individual things up at will, their potential goes through the roof. But it also makes them almost entirely overpowered (which I suppose isn't much of a problem in a simple smut piece). Just imagine if you take it even further, with the power to see through time, and even rewind or fastforward things. It'd be very interesting madness.

>>14059315
Oh, don't be silly, Anon. She'd never use the power to hurt you. Although, she's already taken the opportunity to steal your pants for some masturbation without your knowledge. Just imagine all the times she might have frozen you in place to get off. Arousing you by giving you subtle glances at her breasts and ass, waiting until you've got a boner, then stopping time, stripping you down, and riding you like a beast in heat. Then she'd have cleaned you up, dressed you, and resumed time with you none the wiser.
Just pray that she never gets a bondage fetish, or she might prey on that anxiety of yours, and have you edging for hours, trapped in your own body as she plays with you.
Maybe she'll unfreeze the nerves in your dick, but leave everything else stopped in time, pleasuring you and having sex for longer than any man should be able to endure, before finally letting you cum. Of course, she'll slow it all down, drawing it out to your unaffected mind, making it seem like your orgasm lasts for minutes.
And if you happen to cum outside her? She'll let you spurt it up into the air, slowing every pearly drop and stream to a crawl. And she'll make a show out of extending her tongue, to casually lick up every drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059556
Huey's somehow more awkward than his son, and is also unstable.
At least his voice actor didn't change though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059562
>And if you happen to cum outside her? She'll let you spurt it up into the air, slowing every pearly drop and stream to a crawl. And she'll make a show out of extending her tongue, to casually lick up every drop.
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059445
>>>14056198
dunno but i'd fulton all the fluffy and soft ones to make the petting zoo with them
or would it be more like mating zoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056042
>>14056067
How about Slut T?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059598
Nah, doesn't involve a play on her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059562
>Just pray that she never gets a bondage fetish
Time Manipulation Femdom is my fetish though

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stroke a soldier beetle's horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059562
I never want to be stuck inside my own body. Ever. I'd sooner place a bamboo tile under the nail of my big toe and kick a wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059637
I understand the fear, but you wouldn't even be okay with it if it was under the spell of a person who you could trust completely? One who'd always love and never harm you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059598
Haohi is the purest and I'm going to marry her one day and have her step on me! You'll see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059536
>You'll never be the first to volunteer to go on solo missions all the time to escape the clusterfuck Mother Base is becoming with all the monstergirls and all the husbandoing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059536
>>Snake...
>>No not you, get off me!
I woke people up laughing at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059665
>Haohi
>have her step on me
I have transcended the limits of normal disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059662
We all have a line(s) we won't cross. This is one of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059688
Well, he's going to cuck .less. Maybe he's not that bad a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059637
I would have to agree. While I loved the story, dragons that control TIME of all things would be the last straw for me, and have me on the next nopetrain back to the boring-verse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059697
If we allow shit taste in both waifu and fetish, we are no better than those we hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057084
turning into onee-sabbath members

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059702
Feet are not a bad fetish though. Don't you want a girl with cute feet? Wouldn't you love your waifu's feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059562
I wonder if time could control gravity through Theory of relativity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059716

>anthropomorphic foot-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059716
I'm more concerned with the "stepping on me" part, but no, I would not.

I scoff at you feet lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059733
You should love every part of your waifu anon, you wouldn't want to make her self conscious would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059745
Do not test me anon, or I shall scoff at you a second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059745
Those Jabberwock talons look dangerous as fuck, and I have no idea why that's so arousing to me. I wanna watch her tear through a sheet of steel or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>someone in the caption thread on /d/ posts an image with shota
>whole thread explodes with 'MUH RULES'

Man, that place is full of figurative and literal faggots. Anyone here have some good MG captions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059745
What is that butt doing among those feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059758
They're dangerous, yet sleek and carry an air of sophistication to them.

I'd have her carefully jerk me off with two of those talons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059789

>TWO talons

what a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059785
Captions are shit, just like shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059789
still waiting on jack route

I believe in you yba

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059689
Yeah, okay, fair enough. I guess it's one of those things which, even if you read about in fiction, just gets you extremely uneasy. The sort of thing you'd never want to happen to you ever.
That said, would you still be okay with having her truly stop you in time, totally unawares, so she could get away with some masturbation?

>>14059722
Oh jeez. I haven't watched Interstellar while high enough to try and delve into that. I understand that gravity influences time, but I'd have to do some reading to see just how I could implement the reverse.
But we know that:
>Gravity increase = time slows down
So would that mean that:
>Time speeds up = gravity decreases
Which could lead to the dragon drastically speeding up time around her and Anon, leading to an area of reduced gravity to have fun in, perhaps.

It's a horrendously simple way of putting it, and probably wrong, but is that the sort of thing you're thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058278
I giggled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059785
I have this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058447
I love that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059817
That's a false equivalence there mate. Gravity may affect time through relativity but altering time would not affect gravity. At least I think it doesn't. It's all very theoretical after all. Gravity is just a big fuck you to the universe in general. Who needs a cause and effect when your so amazing you make reality shit itself.

Instead of random flying slimes I use to think Dark Matters had a black hole thing going on and just went zipping around acting like they fucking run the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059817
None of that stuff really makes sense as the reason gravity affects time is that it warps local space, not because time itself affects gravity.

The easiest way to look at it is that it's magic that imitates a time stop, not the real deal. Just the fact that you're on a spinning ball tilted at an angle traveling 70,000 miles per hour through space in orbit around a fireball travelling at 500,000 mph means that you don't want to fool with true time effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058722
puss.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sitting at computer
>Decide to try that thing out where girls tie their shirt they're wearing to reveal their midriff and cover their breasts
>Try out multiple methods
>None work
>Eventually one works
>Admire my skills and midriff
>Mom walks in
>Mom walks out
Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059870
...why exactly did you feel the need to attempt to replicate this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059870
At least she didn't walk in on you beating it to loli fox from MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059870
Ok, I'm just gonna say it: Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059870
Oh look, an Alp learned to post of 4chan. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059870
What does this have to do with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059883
See >>14059881

This anon is clearly an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059878
Why wouldn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059873
>>14059879
I was just curious and wanted to know how it was done and what it'd be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059859
Yeah but Anons hate Manticores last I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059888
God damn Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059898
>What it'd be like
So you are an alp. Great. Fantastic.

Why the hell do you feel the need to talk about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059898
I might not be your dad, but I'm just as disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059802
I'm working on an update. Been pretty busy. Should be up sometime this week.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that June did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059802
Trish route is all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059802
Jack route never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059905
Alps love attention.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat a Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059912
I want JIDF to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059920
You'll choke

[Anonymous No.]

I want to open a massage parlor in mgc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059870
fag.

[Anonymous No.]

Flame on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059947
Thanks for reminding me that this was a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38VBv0ZenZU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059945
Happy endings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059945
And how will you serve your clients?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059955
Man, I feel so bad for the lich in this story.
Would confort with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059967
I as well. If I were her assistant, I'd tell her something along the lines of not wanting to service her alone, rather than any clients willing to pay "Back Door" fees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059972
I want to watch Kung Pow streams with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Giggling fairies small enough to massage from the palm of your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059955
Id specialize in foot massages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059852
>>14059858
Ah, I see.
Well, I think I'll leave the relativity stuff alone. Time stopping shoves a big middle finger into the face of physics enough as it is already.
If any gravity stuff is involved, it'd merely involve slowing the rate of falling, and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059972
I can be your Monster Girl for tonight anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059991
Don't be an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>Working two months straight on the railroad.
>Finally get days off, problem is I'm on the other side of the damned country.
>Company posts me up in a hotel they own for a week.
>Finally have time to write stuff, crazy viking adventure stuff.
>'Cept I'm distracted by the middle-aged couple in the next room over who've been fucking like rabbits for six hours now.
>I swear to God she cried out 'MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN.' at some point.
>Can't write.
>Can't stop laughing either.

I'm not even sure if this is a bad thing or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059947
BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND

BURN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060004
Call management and complain. You should at least get some free booze out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060004
>I swear to God she cried out 'MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN.' at some point.
I guess this is what happens when nerds shack up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059947
That was too much fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14059947
I can't control it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060027
They're in my mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060004
>I swear to God she cried out 'MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN.' at some point.

I knew those kids would make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060004
Oh please, do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060016
>>14060004
Your hips really do move on their own when you're feeling too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060039
doesn't make the phrase sound any less retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060054
It's only retarded to you because you've never snapped from the ultimate pleasure that Dragon pussy can give you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060004
Nobody cares about your made-up stories Psychofox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060058
Dragon's are dykes and are almost as bad as Wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060063
>lying on the internet
What has the world come to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060063
>as bad as wocks

fuk u

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060068
Wocks are shit, I bet you took one.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone explain the coat to me you only get to see it if they want you to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060074
No, anon. You are the coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060073
i'll take one in an instant >:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060063
Yuricuckposter fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060074
You become a monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060074
It's like a miniature black hole/portable hole to a space reserved for her and her hubby. Think the comic book characters, Cloak and Dagger.

Also, the coats are only that big if they already have a hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060063
Don't insult Dragons or Wocks! I want to cuddle my Dragon waifu will a Wock jumps onto our couch and sits in my lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060074
I still don't like how Wendigos work. You become some kind of monster when you fuck her and walk around with her everywhere and fuck her whenever you feel like it. Something about that big ass hand grabbing her head, her expression, and that load of you-know-what flowing down her legs makes me uneasy. Seeing her get grabbed and yanked into the coat as it shuts and just listening to the sex sounds and God knows what else happens in there when they fuck is kind of tormenting for me, it's hard to explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060063
Choke on a dick and die, yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060114
Wocks are creepy and will cause countless amounts of damage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060126
Nah, they are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057588
>Always lustful Lilim, Baphomet, Dragon, and Pharaoh.
I won't ever leave the bed. God dammit, how am I going to read and play vidya with them if they just want sex. We'd have to get really creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060126
Why are you so against Wocks? What have Wocks done to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060138
Nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060138
he never got one as a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060134
Creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060138
Not him, but the meme's getting pretty stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060136
Party games and other games with a VS mode.
Winner gets to be in charge of the fuck pile.
The stakes in Mario Party just got higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060117
>that load of you-know-what flowing down her legs
Wouldn't it freeze to her if she's always in snowy environments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060117
I find it arousing. Wouldn't mind marrying a cute little Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060145
You're getting pretty stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060126

Not as bad as Mini-Ushis, at least Wocks are too big to stowaway in bags and boxes unnoticed.

You have one Mini-Ushi infestation and you're stuck with 'em for life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060145
I'll take them over the cuck shit, wocks don't cause shitstorms. They're just fun and have image editing potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060158
I want to work as an exterminator and clear out of building full of Mini Ushis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060117
Meh, you can change back at will so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060157
We're all stale, Anon. The once sweet fruit of life is now rotten to the core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060170
>You can transform into monsterboy form or human form as you wish
...Did you just solve one of the thread's problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060147
But what if I win? I don't want to dom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060171
Fruit sucks, Veggies for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060058
I want a Dragon to wrap her legs around me but not make me penetrate.
If I try to pull away, she wraps her legs closer forcing my penis closer to her pussy.
If I don't move, she'll start talking as dirtily as she can to get me hard. She'll start shoving me closer to her pussy with her leglock after a bit.
Either I snap and shove myself into her, or I allow her to shove me into her.
And If I try to slip out while her legs aren't very tight around me, she's got her tail wrapped tightly around one of my legs.
I'll get headpats and wingcuddles after the sex ends though, so it's not all bad.
I want a Dragon to make my hips move on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060179
No because KC has said that since squidbelt. You haven't been paying attention at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060179
I think he did.
>"Meh, being an Incubus is boring. I'd rather be a human again."
>And then anon was human again because Demonic Energy.

>>14060181
I said you were in charge, not the dom. You could say you want to be dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060062
this. also,
>implying he would write anything worthwhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060197
Sounds fine then. Maybe we get to take breaks from the rape-the-human-pile every few hours. We can cuddle and play Stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060195
But you can only change to a shota from your squid form, not back to normal! You're either a kid or a squid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060197
>"Meh, being an Incubus is boring. I'd rather be a human again."
>And then anon was human again because Demonic Energy.

That's not how it works. It's more like how dragons can shapeshift to a humanoid form in DnD. You don't change what you are, just the appearance. Which rather puts a damper on having dopplegangers at all really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060212
>That's not how it works
And here I thought mamono mana could pull off any kind of bullshit if it felt like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060211
More like it's KC's typical "You could do this thing but you won't because monster pleasure better mamanobama rama"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060211
Splatoon was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060219
>>14060222
I was trying to make a joke that would hopefully lead to a greentext with Mindflayer raping her husband who is now a shota against his will, and reluctantly being /ss/ed by her and eventually accepting it, but it appears my attempt has failed. My apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060214
Except making itself go away. The stuff is like a magical fuck virus, spreading and spreading without end until it infects everything. You can't de-incubize no more than you could de-succibize a blueberry back to a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060212

>It's more like how dragons can shapeshift to a humanoid form in DnD

Or how dragons can shapeshift into a dragon form in MGE.

Actually, what does the dragon form of a wurm look like? I don't think I've ever actually seen one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060226

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060229
See Monster Hunter?

[Bozo No.]

This was how I read the encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060226
Just do it.
>>14060230
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060229
Something kinda like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060236
Stop namefagging for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060236
thats nice sweety

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060239
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060241
>>14060236
>Bozo
Wait, I recognize that name. That's the name of some Paladin-fag who does a whole Pally-RP thing on MGU and MGR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060240
>"THIS LEAF PILE SUCKS."
>"You weren't meant to jump in it in full on Dragon form. You weren't meant to jump in it at all."
>"DOESN'T STOP IT FROM SUCKING."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060229
It's essentially a massive, heavily scaled snake, with a pair of fore limbs it uses to rapidly dig or it has no limbs at all and just digs through solid rock with it's face somehow. Probably fuck you that's how. In this setting and scenario I mean that as a literal possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060244
PUFFY VULVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060246
Bozo is also the name of a clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060247
>jumping into my leaf pile
Somebody is NOT getting dessert today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060254
How fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy out a tanuki and make her my maid. I'd wake up early everyday just to do this to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060259
So...foreplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060259
Fuck this is genius.

WHOP IT OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060265
It's only foreplay if I come on the money beforehand.

WITH. MY. DICK.

[Bozo No.]

>>14060246
>>14060241

Bwahaha!


That's also Sir Paladin-Fag to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060277
How else would you come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060277
>Ruining shekels
This kills the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Zombina's voice make my pants feel so tight?
Does anyone else experience this problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060279
Pls leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060259
I want to hire a tanuki maid and spoil her with sweeps, tail brushes, and snuggles for a job well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060298
Buy better clothes you tight pants wearing faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/c9Q8Syuj

this was nice. is he going to write more?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Yuki-Onna, Yeti, and Wendigo to fight over who'll get the opportunity to save me from the cold mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060309
>Literally manface

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060303
>not wearing tight pants
On that note, what monster girl would Leslie Hall be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060311
>and manbody

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060310
Just cuddle everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060313
not wearing tight pants
>Being this much of a fag
>>>/fa/ is that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060315
You really just g'forget dat ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060236
>>14060279
>implying he goes here
he's to busy attending the RP board of MGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060311
How can one be so gay as to not like reverse traps?
>>14060315
This look like a man to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060310

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060328
>Literally this much of a faggot
>Man face+man body is fine, so long as it was a pussy
>Guys I'm not gay, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060298
She's the best girl.

What episode does she show up in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060334
I want to call her a cutie and pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060310
>Not fighting the cold yourself
>Not making mother nature your bitch and tanking through the blizzard alone
Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060328
I don't see any ass in that picture.
>>14060333
She's drawn differently in her first (and manliest) appearance and her subsequent appearances. At this point she really does look like a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060345
Well to be fair, you were supposed to think she was a man until her shirt came off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060281
>he can't make cum out of thin air

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060347
That's the point I'm making. She looks like a man in her first appearance. >>14060336

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060345
>I don't see any ass in that picture.
Well if you had read the manga you'd know Draco is rivaled only by Papi and MON for best ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060287
Are you kidding? It's her two favorite thinss. Together! Like paenut butter and chocolate.

[Bozo No.]

>>14060301
>>14060330

No.

I've come here to spread the word of the Chief-God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060344
>Dying

Yeah no thanks. Can't really be avoided. If your in a blizzard with zero shelter, you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060358
Post the SnoopAnon version of your profile pic and I might believe you.

[Bozo No.]

>>14060330

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060358
I want to serve a Lilim and have her step on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060358
Abandon the chief God and do good for it's own sake. You can always stick to houris, asparas and kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060362
If I die, I'll just be instantly sent to another reality where I actually survived the blizzard and continue on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060352
>Implying anyone, never mind some man faced dyke, can rival the booty of that cutie

You are WRONG, sir.

[Bozo No.]

>>14060372

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060369
I want a Cheshire to give you a glassgow grin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060368
Somebody else is already pretending to be Bozo, silly. >>14060358

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060373
Yes and in that reality where you actually survive you're not a retard and bunker down in the Yuka-Onna's cottage with a nice hot cop of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060379
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060372

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060310
>while they fight you freeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060386
Because you're annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060385
Nice try, Ms. Yuki. Not gonna fall for your monster shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons,
Confession time.
What is one weird thing or strange head-cannon you have or do?

Mine is Playing the "Five minute Adventure."
I think of me and 3 buddies and roll for the girls we'd get if we were up and taken to MGE one day.
Rules are that the current person gets the First MG rolled.
If two nonMGs are rolled in a row than they get a harem and get the next two MGs rolled.
If they get three nonmgs in a row after that then the get a third and so-on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060396
Noooope. This can only end badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060393
No I mean why would she give me scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060377
Draco has an excellent body

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060396
I consider all the monstergirls I've written about to be my waifus. Some more than others, and they're definitely not a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060404
Same as before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060396
I used to do that all the time back when I had friends. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060404
Because you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060406
I want to nibble her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

This show deserved better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060413
Would a Chesire really find people annoying? Would she hate this trait anyways?

>>14060415
But I'm white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060396
I keep coming back to this one unbelievably chunni fantasy I had years and years ago, it's evolved from what it started out as, but a lot of the things are the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060418
What show was that?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck lionpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060421
AAAHHHHH I'm the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060420
>you have to be black

Afraid not.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to surprise a cockney Cheshire with anal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060426
What do you think a Nigger is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060423
Etotama or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060420
Yes. Like now, asking dumb questions when the starting point is clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060423
Boku no IQBD you colossal faggot

[Bozo No.]

>>14060431
a Jigaboo

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bully a backbeard's bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060431
An undesirable, annoying, unlikable, inconsiderate, possibly dangerous and generally unpleasant person to be around. You have those in every race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060418
what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060390
Wendigo fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060423
>>14060442

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060442
The one that made me love cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060444
Oh fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060434
>someone mentions a show out of nowhere, no indication of what they even want to discuss
>ask about it
>iqbdgooglefu nerd lol
>D-do I for in yet?

Blow me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060380


Who the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060445
why is the google korean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060441

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060449
You got your answer 10 minutes ago shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060345
>>14060350
Well sure, her first appearance which was deliberately exaggerated until her shirt got pulled off. Her normal appearance though is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060439
Sure, after tying her up and gluing a mirror to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060444

>By the time the Wendigos have reached a conclusion to their argument the man has died from the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060455
You shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060441
Y'know, if you disagree with the usage of the word nigger, just remember that there are countless alternatives, including, but not limited too : Coon, Porch monkey, Street cheetah, Jigaboo, Abbo, Spear chucker, lawyers, and, my personal favorite, Urban youths.

[Anonymous No.]

Honk honk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060309
>Dracofag isn't dead

This is a sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060453
Okay, are devil, honky, sister fucker or baby penis racially appropriate enough for you? Grammar Nazis, swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060460
>Third Wendigo rushes in with a stethoscope and nurse cap after their fight
>listens intently on his body nowhere near his heart
>"He's dead, Jim"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060470
This amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060466
>lawyers

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060476
I would've gone for redneck cracker, but I suppose those work too.

>Not being a Sister Fucker
Loving your onee-san is the purest love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060470
Stupid Ushis.

No sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060477
>The trio then group cuddle him back to warm him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060476
You are aware wigger, migger and chigger are words for reasons right, tusktard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060470
I hope she mauls him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060333
>>14060406

Never understood the obsession with her.

Not only is she a lesbian (and so much of /mgt/ hates yuri), but she's the WORST kind of lesbian: the perpetually angry, man-hating kind.

More annoying than even the modern tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060481
You know the context of the conversation, don't pull that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060479
>He doesn't know lawyer jokes were originally created as a way to talk about niggers in polite company

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060492
Is she the one who gets in that business suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060418
Rat > Tiger > Cock > Boar > Snake > Sheep > Dragon > Horse > Ox > Cat > Dog > Monkey > Rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060492
>Never understood the obsession with her.
But there never was one outside Dracosafag.

You want inexplicable obsession, try Polt. Full on 6 nipple furry and people going on about her ass when it's got hair too thick to shave on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060486
You are aware not everyone is an angry fuck always ready to insult other races and keeps such epithets in their mind all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060484

>But it was too late for him.
>Now he's just another victim from the fierce blizzard

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else think the construction crews in MM were pretty cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060500
That's the lizard mook from the private security thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060507
>Being on 4chan
>Not always being ready to insult other races

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060507
>Being so sheltered he doesn't know what nigger means
>Response is to lash out and say everyone else must be angry racists

You are a real ignorant dumbass, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060513
>acting like every board is /b/

[Anonymous No.]

The Monster Girl Academy's Student Council rules:

One!

When watching a cute boy sleep in his bed, press your face into his hair and inhale his scent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060507
>other
>not every

it's like you don't even try

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060519
Which drawfag is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060466
>Spear chucker
Oh man this shouldn't have been as funny as it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060502
Why do you rank rabbit worse than the comic relief side character pair of monkey + dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060521
I forget his name but he does cool stuff. Saw him in the Overlord threads too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060514
>implying
Anyone who's gone to public school has had contact with nuggets, we're just not all such tough guys we have to let everyone on the internet know how much we hate them because they took my job/wife/shoes

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060521
Freedom man. Hyphen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060519
I want to cuddle with Suzu

[Anonymous No.]

Would Scatman John be accepted in a monster girl society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060502
Rat a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060537
Why are you white knighting niggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060537
>Anyone who's gone to public school has had contact with nuggets
>nuggets

What school did you go to that gave away free mosin nagants

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060470

Why is there an Ushi on SS13?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060551
Ushis have already mastered atmospheric flight via the helium balloon. It took man less than a century to go from that to moon landings. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for Ushis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060546
I want to teach a fire rat how, if shonen and Titty Ninjas are to be believed, less clothes in a fight will make her stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060519
fucking 10/10 best picture I've seen in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060537
>Implying it's about hate and not your complete lack of common knowledge

Nice try attempting to change the subject. Not knowing what nigger means is like not knowing what any generic curse like shit or damn means. That is some serious grade-A ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060548
I'm not.
This has nothing to do with monstergirls, I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060523
Personally, I feel spear chucker is a bit bland, but maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060555

> Rocket powered Ushis

Oh god why

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060564
>expecting welfare magnets to not have grade-A ignorance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060546
I'd like to see a character select menu filled with all kinds of Monster Girl fighters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbMsIESXaU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060573
>Rocket powered rape machines

God, you reminded me of that awful Jackass movie, and what one scene where they try to penetrate a guy's ass with a dildo powered with a model rocket engine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060564
>doesn't know such terms are often applied to anyone who acts as such
>words have only one use
>calling anyone else ignorant

Go to bed kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060519
It took me a minute, but now I remember.
Does that mean the Ryu and the Anubis are serious perverts?
Because I wouldn't mind being the guy pulled into the council in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060584
Dude it's fucking Nigger who the fuck uses it to refer to anyone but black people. People might say "He acts like a nigger" but they don't say "He's a nigger" if he's whiter than a styrafoam cup

God damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060590
Yep, the Ryu is full Ara ara~ and the Anubis is struggling with her new-found sexual feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060564
Not the guy you were talking too, but given the word "nigger" doesn't appear in almost any movie, TV show, book, or game made in the last 30 years (outside of maybe MTV and crim dramas), it seems pretty reasonable not to know the full cultural meaning behind the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060584
>doesn't know such terms are often applied to anyone who acts as such
But they're not. People will say something like "That's a wigger." or "Those stupid kids are acting like niggers." but they don't point out some non-black person and go "Look at that dumb nigger."

You extremely ignornat dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060584
Fuck off melanin overdosage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060602
Black is in the root of the word for christ's sake. It's a stupid racial word, but it's clear what it means. Hell, little kids are still taught it's "The N-word."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060601
>Shino anubis
>Struggling with new-found sexual feelings.
You never watched the show did you?
Pretty spot on with the Ryu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060599
>Who uses it as such
Everyone here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060613
>Thinks nigga and nigger are the same word
>Implying people don't use knigga as a joke on knight in any case
Ho boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060519

>Suzu. The sane one.
>The sane one is a Baphomet.
>THE SANE ONE IS A BAPHOMET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060614
>knigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060614
>making shit up
>implying you even know where I'm from and know how it's used here

Okay, keep making yourself feel big on the internet, doesn't hurt me any yellowbelly. Stay scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060614
>>14060613
>>14060611
>>14060607
>>14060603
>>14060602
>>14060599
>>14060584
>>14060574
>>14060564
>>14060550
>>14060548
>jp arguing about apes, finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060519
Anubis a best as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060621
/pol/ is leaking again. Also surprised those posts haven't been deleted yet for being completely off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060616
Yeah, maybe a Tanuki or a Hinezumi could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060621
YOU MANIACS

YOU BLEW IT

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060619
>>14060620
>Doesn't know what kniggas are
Bunch of knuckle draggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060630
YOU DAMN, LEWD, KAKUEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060470
Would monster girls try to rape a clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060628

Though it does imply some fun things about the other two.
After all, if the grandmaster of the goddamn SABBATH thinks you should tone it down a little, you've gotta have some serious goddamn kinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060634
They'd make balloon animals with his cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060634
Does he have a penis? Uh DUH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060634
They'd get sprayed in the face with seltzer or cream pies, and lose morale quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060621

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060627
You can always report, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060634
>>14060640
Oh dear god. Clown wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060634
Some Monster Girls probably have a clown fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060543
I want monster girls to be real so I can mamono mana Scatman John back to life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060634

>Would monster girls try to rape a clown?

This, by sheer, association, has put the image of MGs in clown costumes into my brain.

...Why.

Why?

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANONYMOUS!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14057104
>/d/
>/u/
>/monster/
Why does everyone want to mess with us, what did we even do to them? Also, this guy sounds a lot like fujoshit-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060640
>or cream pies

Think about what you just said anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060656
We must look like Alps because everyone wants to bully us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060661
Yes, I'm sure we'd all spray MGs in the face or give them cream pies, if we had the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060661

He knows. He must.

[Bromont No.]

>>14060656
Because people want to falseflag boogeymans to rile the thread up.

Now, time for me to begin my plan to assimilate the threads and destroy them from inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060656
Who knows?
Maybe we just make easy targets to make incredibly buttmad over little things.
Maybe people still associate monstergirls with furry and want it gone.
Maybe people on other boards just like monster girls an don't know how to act, and in turn, blame others' dumb actions on us in /jp/.
I'm probably going to go with 1 and 2 as more likely answers, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060695
>Bromont
>Not Richter Bromont
>Forgetting the Bromont had a trip
I mean, nice try, but like

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060656
Because we don't want to play on their sandbox so they have to shit up ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060695
>>14060700
Unless you were kidding, in which case, joke's on you, I was the one pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060700
I dunno. I thought it was smart to make it different enough that nobody would mistake it for the real bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060695
Nice try man, but you're not Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060696
Someday we will be natives and we will do the shitposting on the new guys! Someday..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060712
>One day, we'll get to shit on other people's fun
No, man.
No.
I just want to talk about monstergirls in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060712
Funny thing is, when we moved here, we became the majority of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060712
>Wanting to shitpost
Anon, no. We just want to talk about monstergirls without other people shitting on our parade.

[Abraham Lincoln No.]

>>14060709
No shit Anon, that's the fucking point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060725
Yeaah, I noticed that after I posted.
I'm kinda stupid sometimes.
Just throw me in the Khepri pit where I belong.l

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls would eat a steak well done?

[Bobanon No.]

I hate you guys so fucking much.

[.less No.]

>>14060731
Bob, I put that Laska wig you wanted on, you'll pound my boypussy tonight right? I'll your Chesire tonight honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060731

ski dess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060730
The ones eating pork steak or a shark steak instead of a beef steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060735
Son, that's fucking gay.
also, no caps would have been slightly more convincing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060735
Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060696

It's because this thread gets very angry incredibly easily.

[Anonymous No.]

New T-Rex baka:

http://www.mediafire.com/download/0hwbuvwhsfwvabr/%5BRaptor%5D+T-Rex+na+Kanojo+13.zip

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060775
Fuck you no it doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

What are some Light Novel titles you would see in MGC?
>There's no way my little otouto turned into an alp and now is after my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
Was that really the picture you intended to post?

>Oniichan parade
>Shota school
>Fast jinko slow-minded men

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
CYOAnon's titles were basically Lightnovel-tier titles, which entertained me.
Also,
>Yes, I'm Indeed Royally Fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060779
Big Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
Tsukaima no Otto
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>The town turned into a demon realm and now my three sisters are my wives?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>I have to marry one of my royal cousins to preserve the bloodline?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060848
I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>Is it wrong to pick up adventurers in an Echidna's Dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
A Baphomet Moved Next Door And Now I'm A Lolicon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>My house is infested with roaches and they all want to have sex with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>Why is there a fox nibbling on my stomach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>"Could my life with this Hellhound truly be heavenly?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>Lewd Delinquents are trying to seduce me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060779
Oh Trica, you greedy little whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
The Lost Shrines: A Guide to finding several Kitsune shrines hidden behind illusions, obscure magic and secrets.

Discover shrines filled with beautfiul Fox Shrine Maidens that haven't seen men in centuries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060877
I just wanna hug her tight.
I want to princess carry her to the bed and then have slow, loving cuddlesex under the covers with her all night. With plenty of handholding, kissing, and all that vanilla shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14056843
You know, someone should write a story about this situation. One involving a par of healthy, twin mantises that bully an anon, because they have a crush on him and secretly think that he doesn't want them. Eventually ending up with anon asking both the twins why they bully him and them showing their true feelings, followed by anon then asking them both out on a date and seeing where things go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060887
Something tells me this is a trap to lure young men to shrines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>Be my girlfriend before I alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060887
That sounds more like a travel guide than a Light Novel.
It also sounds like a clever ruse to get Lazy Kitsunes husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060894
That sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060902
They can't be that lazy if they went through the trouble of having a guidebook made. All they needed was a sign that says "free mofu!" and husbands would come running. Kitsune have it so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060891
Same, Hellhounds like that are the best.

>also during the dead of winter so that her heat counteracts the cold
>her insides are (almost literally) burning hot and feel heavenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060905
I know man it does sound cute, I personally would be flattered if me or someone could turn this into a short tale or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060915
The question is, how does a kuudere bully? They're typically so aloof the worst you'd normally expect of them is to ignore you. Deadpan humor is one thing, but deadpan teasing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060826
>Yes, I'm Indeed Royally Fucked
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060815
>How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Shakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060919
Well, I imagine getting Jiiied at long enough would have some effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060908
>"Hey anon, It's pretty cold out huh? We should cuddle?"
>"Oh, still shivering? Well, Hellhounds have way higher internal body heat than humans."
>"Don't look so surprised, I was paying attention during biology class. So, how about we make our cuddling a bit more intimate?"
>You'll never have a Thugdere Hellhound girlfriend who's gone full dere for you.
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060908
>>14060942
Heavenly indeed...really could use more fluff like this written out in full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060925
True, that can be considered in a way a type of bullying, so now this means this idea can now be made into a possible story much for anyone out there.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls could find where Waldo is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061071
Cheshire
Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>Find wendigo weak from thirst due to being out in summer wearing a full body cloak
>Get some ice and cold water to help her out
>Princess carry her inside somewhere air conditioned while her tail whips about in delight
Would you do that for a wendigo in need anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061085
No, I'd tell the dumb bitch not to wear a full body cloak in the summer heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061095
But if some poor guy sees her skin, they'll be hypnotized into liking her. Is that a better alternative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061085
Sure, I'm a decent human being and I always like healing stories, so I gladly help her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061077
>You will never comb a page of drawn Monster Girls in wacky outfits, just to find a Cheshire Cat in a red and white striped shirt and a stupid hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061085
Why yes, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Hamster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058169
>>14058179
>>14058391
Oh god. It's too good.

>>14061085
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061142
Probably never. But that shouldn't stop you from picturing a hamster girl stuffing her cheeks with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061142
So a chubby mouse girl who can't produce her own vitamin C?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061085
Are you trying to get vampires? Inviting strangers inside is how you get vampires. I'd at least get her some water and take her somewhere cooler though; I'm not a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060942
>Thugdere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061205
>Wendigo vampire
Oh. Well. I guess that would be something. Hopefully she would keep the Wendigos superior base personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be asked out on a date by a Kunoichi
>She will never ask by way of letter, asking for you to meet her at a specified location at a given time
>You will never show up, only to find a transceiver at the place she told you to meet her
>She will never apologize, telling you that she is nearby, and can see you, but isn't good at interacting with men in public, instead choosing to talk with you during this date via transceiver, while she herself watches you from afar
>She will never instead arrange a treasure hunt for you around the town for you to find her, promising that she'll let you meet her if you finish it
>After having taken a break or two from the treasure hunt to rest and chat with her, you will never eventually find her under a box in an alleyway, apparently having eaten through a few bags of chips from home to hold her over
>You will never tell her the two of you should eat some real food together somewhere, considering the both of you might be hungry after the long day
>She will never accept
>She will never admit to having enjoyed your company very much when the day is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061282
Well, I meant as a general rule, a wendigo vampire probably shouldn't even be a thing. My neighbor barely into my house when she was crying in my driveway just to show how I try to enforce that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061285
Thank god it'll never happen. Kunoichi're nothin' but slutty shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061292
To be fair, wendigos sucking blood would be closer to their lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061285

I want a Kunoichi that flunked out of Kunoichi School and couldn't seduce her way out of a wet cardboard box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061268
I know what I like anon.
It's delinquents in love.
Fucking read Onidere or Yandere Kanojo. That's what got me into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061292

>My neighbor barely into my house

She did what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061360
She barely got in. It's late. As it turns out I really should've stuck with my rule, but >>>/blog/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061359
no, literally what is thugdere? explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061359
Y'know, I know I've read both of those...but I can't remember any of the differences between them. The two rather blend together in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061381
It's really not so hard to figure out anon. All "Deres" describe a duality in personality. Thugdere being a girl who is a brute, acting thugish to most, but is extremely affectionate and much more girly towards a guy she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061397
>All "Deres" describe a duality in personality
Well, except deredere but I swear I've been seeing that used in the form of genkidere which also has no off switch for the dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061438
>genkidere
The fuck is this? Man. I remember back when there was only Tsun, Yan and Kuu as the things that got mentioned. Well, probably Deredere, too, but ignore that for the sake of my argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Turgid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061524
And yangire. That was a thing for ages too. Technically not a dere, but when you're discussing personalities it's going to pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Manticore to use her tailpussy to milk my dick until I'm an ahegaoing mess thrusting my hips up into her tail.

Y'know. Just to see what it'd feel like.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have an argument with an Ant Arachne over who has to leave the house and get munchies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061602
>Y'know. Just to see what it'd feel like.
That's like those scientists who let themselves get stung or bitten by all different kinds of insects to index the levels of pain.

I guess the MGC equivalent would be a researcher allowing himself to be "raped" by all different kinds of monster girls and making notes on all different aspects of their techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061662
It's not like I have any great curiosity in general; or even an inclination to Manticores.

I just had the sudden impulse to want to know how it would feel to be milked until I'm an ahegaoed mess thrusting my hips up into whatever's doing the milking. Manticore Tailpussy seemed like the most conducive thing with which to experience such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061683

Actually I'm pretty sure most monster pussies are capable of doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061683
I just want to know what a Manticore's spines feels like
I mean, they're fucking huge. And they shoot those like Slug sex javelins. Things must hurt more than getting shot
Of course, I wouldn't want this experiment to be done to myself. Yeah, first hand knowledge and all the like but I'd rather a willing subject and totally not a guinea pig tell me the thrilling details

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061693
Manticores are sadists, they probably get off on seeing their barbs pierce skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061701

That does not sound appealing in the slightest.

I didn't really care about them before, but now I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061710
Naw brah, it's all cool.
With MAMONOMANA even getting stabbed in the gut with a sword can feel good.
A sword made of love! (and enchanted steel)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061701
Exactly why I want know know what being pierced by one feels like. If the excruciating pain of their prey were able to give them a sense of pleasure, I want to know how
I want to know the details of the pain. The feeling, the sensation: everything. I want to document every minute, every second after impact of their spines hitting a subjects skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061701
I bet a Manticore would pull the spikes out of the guy after the venom has started working and lick the blood off it with a sadistic smile, laughing at the guy's fear while running her foot along his throbbing penis.

It's that kind of thing that makes me like Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061717

No!

I'm going to cuddle with a wurm and she'll wrap me up completely and I'll be safe from everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061710
That's okay, they're not for everyone.

You can go and play with your Sea Slimes, they're nice and safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061726

No, that's pretty fucking dangerous seeing as I can't swim. Or float.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061730
Are you sure you aren't made out of steel?
The sword option might work for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061730
That's okay, thanks to mamono mana if you hang out with sea slimes you'll gain the ability to swim and float without even putting in any effort. Aren't monsters wonderful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061735

But the ocean is salty and wet. It's completely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061735
See, this is why Tanuki are awesome. If every monster grants some of their ability though mana, then they'll magically grant you the powers of hard work and dedication!

[Anonymous No.]

Choose wisely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
I guess Sakuyamon and Kuzuhamon because the foxes are okay.
But that's a pretty low tier world in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
>Fairymon
>useless
Not with an ass like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
Lilithmon or Sakuyamon easily.

It says Lilithmon will kill me if I stick it in but it doesn't rule out using those digi tittys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
A lot of these aren't even downsides

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
Darcmon will always be olev

[Anonymous No.]

ded thred

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061898
No, no. It'll pick up. This is the back edge of beyond.
8am is starting for the American east coast.
Soon we'll have plenty of shitstorms and spergposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061898
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061898

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061922
I want Seiga to guide me through dicking Yoshika while she giggles at the thought of someone dicking a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061282
>Wendigo superior base personality
Sorry but vampires are better in any way. Anyone with some taste knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061936
That's pretty lewd anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061953
Noice art
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061958
http://exhentai.org/g/451494/57a64fc690/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061966
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061953
I blame her, dead bodies have no right being that lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061973
Is her hip dislocated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
>das a cat
But anon...
You thought I was gonna say, 'A cat is fine too', huh? Well guess what.
A cat is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061972
Sometimes yeah.
>>14061973
Rigid dead bodies make for a different healthy rigid body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062000
>still no Jiang-shi zombie girl whose main specialty would be "hopping" sex positions like cowgirl
KC pls

[Anonymous No.]

Anon always thought Wurm was simple. Wurm usually struck people as being simple. And she was.
But people went wrong in thinking that simple meant the same as stupid. Wurm was honest, straight-forward and fair in all her dealings, and though in a place like Monster Girl City that all might add up to "stupid", the fact of the matter was that OOH SHINY! See shiny? C is for Cookie! I love cookies! And cocks! Cocks? SEX! WITH BOYS!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062006
We'll probably get that before he reaches 200, it's such an easy one to do for him and they'd fit right in with the mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062006
I'd be really surprised if we didn't get a Jiang-shi before he's out of ideas. Have patience, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062010
>And cocks! Cocks? SEX! WITH BOYS!
What a fucking slut
This is some Alice no Takarabako level of logic
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062021
100 babies! More daddies means more babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062010
Did you forget to finish that last sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062006
Honestly I'd be more interested to see how creative people could get with the tag/seal. Has been something I've found oddly charming while booru digging for art and in that doujin up a few post. Even with how simple the idea is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062029
Last sentence? Wurm's never been to prison! Wurm is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062033
Yes she is. I want my own dumb Wurm to love and spoil.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never smoke weed with your waifu
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062032
The seal could have an interesting use. What if they were normally extremely ferocious hopping rape trains but removing the seal sapped them of their energy causing them to lay there like a lifeless corpse, unable to do anything but watch as her would be victim turns the tables and jackhammers her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062039
JUST DANCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>group of horny teens decide to mess with their prudish Succubutt upperclassman
>get together during Walpurgis Night and set up a summoning circle
>Steve even obtained some of her hair!
>soon she'll be a cumdump and it's legal because a Succubus summoned through a circle is legally the property of the summoner until dismissed
>ace the ominous chant
>bright light appears, a flash of Hellfire, the smell of sulphur...
>suddenly a Hellhound
>everybody gets raped and dragged to Hell, then raped some more
Thanks Steve, for getting a tuft of dog fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062042
Nah, I'm being beyond simple right now.
I mean stuff along the lines of the tag being used to display emotions or simple monologues or having something silly on them such as "Imperial Decree: Have 100 babies" in fanart.

Actual tag use would probably go a bit like you put it. Was something fairly recent in a similar vein where the guy messed up and put a 'lust' tag on a dormant jiangshi essentially putting her on the edge of going berserk if he didn't fuck the sense into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062077
>Bible Black for MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062084
>Bible Black
Anon, we're not going to talk about girls with dicks, are we? Because if we ignore that, some of those spells would actually be useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062085
Certainly not, girls with dicks was not what I meant.

I was just pointing out how the scenario was (superficially) similar to Bible Black, and was of the opinion that it could very well be the equivalent to Bible Black in MG land. I didn't think this one through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062096
It's okay, we can still kidnap the red-haired Leanan Sidhe art teacher and pump her full!
Also, I like the idea of exploiting some of those spells on MGs. Especially the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062099
The only way I'm participating in this is if everyone talks like the characters in the Bible Black dub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062099
>wanting to bloat a cute little Leanan Sidhe into a cum balloon
Horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062108
You always want something in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062112
You've got rice on your face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062112
>>14062118
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062108
>english hentai dubs
Triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062122
>Windows 10
This hard drive isn't big enough for the two of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062122
>implying the bible black dub isn't so bad that it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062147
Wow, the original pilot for Prison School was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062122
https://youtu.be/6TNFFmFOwnY?t=176

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062099
All my favorite parts in the Bible Black series are the semi-yuri ones with a woman sexually dominating another woman. Enemaflation and whatnot included. Particularly loved the later eps of New Testament. Futa and yuri aside, that would be cool stuff in MG land. Coaching and predation to bring girls to new heights of pleasure and corruption. There's even a bit of a canon basis for that.
Nothing hotter than a newly formed succubus getting shown the ropes or that MILF-y fox leaning over the shoulder of her daughter and fingering her off while she whispers techniques for riding dick in her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062147
>It takes a real man to grind your victims into the dirt and decimate them completely, ya know? To make them grovel and then shit on their hopes and dreams. Fuck them until they bleed, and then fuck them some more.
>"You're so romantic, Mr. Saru!"
>"now get your panties off you little fucking slut"
What a hero
I want to be like him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062130
So what happens if succuvirus evicts win10, it evolves into SuccuOS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060306
>paste
NOPE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062211
vista

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punish a Succuvirus for trying to rape me by installing Bonzi Buddy on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062233
Nobody deserves that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062233
I want to see Succuvirus get all out of shape from all my cookies and then see her getting the Wii Fit Trainer to help her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062243
I want to troll a succuvirus by preventing her from showing me sexually explicit ads by installing Adblock.

[Anonymous No.]

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062233
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062256
Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

What to write? Does Tit-ania have smut yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062276
Nope, pretty sure she doesn't even have art from ms paint tier pixiv artists which is rare. She doesn't seem too popular, can't say I'm a fan of her either.

[Anonymous No.]

See this, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062256
I would make a reference to Love in the Middle of a Firefight here, but I'm not sure who would get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062283
Tenderly love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062256
Sure, you just have to fulton her and let Stockholm syndrome do the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062281
Maybe Soldier Beetle, then?
>>14062283
Make out with whitey until black hair can't take it anymore and joins in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062283
Push past her to play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
Zephyrmon's not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062293
That's because she is flawless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062288
>Stockholm syndrome
At least it makes sense this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062290
I don't think Soldier Beetle has anything either, wouldn't mind some though. She's a cute one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062300
Soldier Beetle it is. Now if only I wasn't complete shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062209

sleep tite, paladders.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062326
Winter is always coming when its not here.

[Anonymous No.]

Go on and give her a hug, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062328
Yeah but now it's autumn so it's really, really coming and you need to like, go chop some firewood, son.
>>14062332
I'd do something else with her too if she wasn't as awkward with sex as the male version was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062306
>Now if only I wasn't complete shit.
I know the feeling. I want to write about a Baphomet who gets into cosplay but I'm beyond awful at describing clothes which would be kind of core to the story.
>>14062326
Like hell it is, the news is saying that the warm weather will last till November here. I want to retreat to the mountains with a nice Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062332
Ok, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062326
But it's Spring, Winter just ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060424
Go and stay go. Lionpussy is far too ribbed and pleasurable for a human man.

>>14060453
>There are people who think Nigger is only used to defame blacks when the term was created by the Dutch in the days of old to refer to the Nigerians
>MFW Blacks in America still consider themselves African-Americans when a vast majority of them are so removed from the slave generation that they're more or less just native-born American mutts like the rest of us
>MFW Raven-Symoné caused massive amounts of fanny fluster when she straight up said "I don't consider myself African-American, I consider myself American"

Swear to God these weekend threads'll be the death of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062343
>"I don't consider myself African-American, I consider myself American"
I don't see why that causes so much drama. Here in bongland we have Indian men who will quite happily tell you they consider themselves British in a thick Birmingham accent and no one bats an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062350
Thank you, come again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062350
It's because Americans are heavily retarded when it comes to their own racial identities. I had a girl in High School who claimed that she took offense to something like the Trail of Tears because she was fucking, and I kid you not, 1/64th Cherokee.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a bodyguard for a spoiled member of monster girl royalty who enjoys teasing and tormenting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062357
>1/64th
South Park tier. Chief David "Running Horse" Sawitzky was at least 1/16th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062360
Aaaaaaaaaand IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllll aaaaaaaaaaaaalwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyys looooooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeee yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062357
>1/64th Cherokee

I get the feeling that calling yourself part Cherokee is the non-Tumblr equivalent of calling yourself a trisexual genderfluid, or something.
It means sweet fuck-all, but it's a way to make yourself a special snowflake and part of some protected group.

>>14062363
Man, I love that latex sheen on the dress the dragon's wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

So has anybody written any Ren Xiongmao smut? I don't think I've ever seen any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062381
nippon stronk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062387
But Panda is a chink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062300
>>14062306
The hell, what am I supposed to write with this girl? A Starship Troopers parody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062381
I've been wanting to, but I don't have an idea to set up the smut. I don't like writing smut without some form of set up, and I don't want to resort to porn logic set ups either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062381
http://pastebin.com/PdkMrvQP
http://pastebin.com/eNjW42Y9

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062420
Well, the MGE says that Demon Realm and monster-friendly provinces of the mist continent use Ren Xiongmaos as their diplomats because of how charming and friendly they are. Maybe go from there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062417
Medabots, except all the bots are now beetle girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062420
Here's an idea: young man wishes to learn Kung Fu. Travels to temple. Trickster mentor Ren Xiongmao teaches him. Sexy times are had as a result.
>>14062430
I don't know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062381
I've been meaning to but I keep getting pressured into stupid ideas like Manticubs by a bunch of idiots in the Infernal Regency Chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely your waifu would let you sign up for the first human intergalactic expedition and contribute to the evolution of mankind, even if it meant she had to stay behind until you returned because the special suits required for it were only designed for humans, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062438
>implying I wouldn't meet my waifu in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062417
Solider Beetle and a Lizard fighting over anon, turns out he beat the Lizard and made a run for it but the beetle girl made him her bitch due to the difference in fighting styles.

The stoic attitude of the beetle and the lizard trying to white knight the guy who defeated her could be something to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062438
Why the fuck would I go on an intergalactic expedition? You realize that those aren't done in lifetimes? You put the genetic code of a person on a computer, and then the computer makes that person at the other end.
Or you know. Just let a Wurm burrow through space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062438
These things never end well. I'm staying at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062447
And suddenly a wild Salamander appears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062438
You seem to be implying the effects of space would do anything to her. I think you're a little mistaken. What can radiation or extreme conditions do to a soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062448
>>14062449
Yes, it would certainly take generations for humanity to fully conquer the immediate area around its homeworld, but you get to be on the first crew that started it all. The first step is always the hardest, but also the most important.

This is considering we develop spaceships that can move considerably fast through technologies like warp drives and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062461
Fuck that. I'm staying. Harumph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062438
>We have the technology to take you out to another galaxy
>The trip will last years, and there's the possibility that you might go mad, or never return
>But we don't have the technology to build a suit for a slightly differently shaped person

I think they're just jealous of my waifu, and want me gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062452
A wild Salamander and a a bunch of other girls anon defeated in his journey. The whole thing turns into monster battle royale with the Beetle trying to defend her hard earned prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062475
>bunch of other girls
Such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062461
Why die when the spaceship malfunctions, or get killed by aliens, or get raped by aliens, or get killed by a crew-member gone mad, or have the entire crew killed by a rouge AI, or have the entire crew but you killed by a rouge AI in love with you, or die alone in space away from your wife, or actually succeed in getting the descendants of the first crew to the planet, only from them to get killed or raped by aliens, or die before they can contact earth, or realize that it's shit, when you can stay at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062477
Mantis, Minotaurus, Hobgoblin and a Kunoichi. Anything associated with weapon based combat. Could even throw in a Ren Xiongmao if you wanted to give another under used girl some love.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you engage in lewd activities with this girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062526
She looks a little confusing, but sure. I'd figure out what is what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062484
>Go on space expedition to find aliens
>Get a transmission from a planet
>Land on said planet
>See aliens for the first time ever
>Turns out they're very polite and have ascended beyond xenophobia, welcoming to their world
>Quickly pick up on your language and learn it easily
>Teach you their costumes and culture, while being mesmerized with yours
>By the time you have to leave, you're already giving them brofists and Ocelot pistol fingers
>You'll never meet a bro as fuck alien race

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062542
Space P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062526
Where does my penis go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062526
Where the hell is her mouth how does she eat if the eye is in the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062526
King in Yellow pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062487
Hobgoblin would naturally be accompanied by her less-endowed siblings.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>14060695
Hue hue, yeeeeees. Soon these threads will be nothing but fluffy tail opai and blueberry fuckmuffin succubutts.

You fools have fallen for my dastardly plots, nyahahahaha!

What's the single most underrated monster girl kenkou has made yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062546
>land on alien world
>find friendly, curvy pig girls
>the only message sent back home: Mission Command, jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062566
Bubble Slime. Pls love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062566
The Dark Lord himself appears, the Great Betrayer!
Avert your eyes, lest he tempt you to other MG communities!

Vanilla Werecats are fairly underrated, Nureonagos as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062568
I want to go to the p'orc version of that friendly elf planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062566
Dark Matter and various slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062566
Sea slime. Or maybe the gargoyle. At least the former has slightly more updated art, but they're both very under-the-radar girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Canon shark girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062581
Not to forget that the only one to ever write about a Sea Slime is fucking Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062581
Am I the only one who's kinda freaked out by sea slimes? I've gotten stung by a jellyfish before, and it hurts like hell. I guess it kinda ruined them for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062592
Forever alone and unloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062590
Hey, Pomus was perfectly cute. He did choke at the sex scene though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062585
When the stars are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062596
So he might as well not have started that shit. Honestly, what's the point? It's the same thing with this fucking Soldier Beetle shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062593
Who, me or the slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062566
sirens, gaint slugs, nurenago's and if pushing it, dryads

[Anonymous No.]

Am I too late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062603
The Sea Slimes. They'll just drift out to sea and then they'll die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of, does anyone have that greentext about the sea slime who can't catch a break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062590
What's wrong with Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw fatty art of Zombina and Arachne.

It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062601
You know, I think I just realized why I like the Shark mermaid design better than the other mermaids. Unlike the other mermaids, their pelvic fins don't resemble uncooked chicken wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062613
Shit writer who never finishes what he starts and constantly spams new stories for attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062613
there apparently problems with alot of the wirtefags, i for example have dialogue issues. dont know what alp's prob is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062617
At least they're not claspers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062617
CANT UNSEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062566
Werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062626
I'd rather have normal-looking shark fins that function the same way as pedipalps on an Arachne than the chicken wing fins.
Seriously, Mero's cute and all, but those fins look fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does nobody like the Nureonago, anyway?

Not gooey enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062642
I like her, but I like dark slimes better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062576
What would you even do there? It's just impressionable plump pigs as far as the eye can see. Sure the local cuisine can be good if you like eating meat with meat, but it would get old pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062647
They're omnivores, there's bound to be milk and apples, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062642
10/10 gooey Yamato Nadeshikos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062617
I like to imagine that they are tiny legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew

[Anonymous No.]

Quick question: can Golems become pregnant, or do they literally assemble baby golems with their husband?

In either case, do they inherit their mother's personality, or do they start over as robots?

I drafted a short greentext involving a young golem. Looking over it, however, I thought to myself: is this really how a golem would act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062642

They're pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have some Rachnee "welcome back" voice
http://monmusu.tv/family/recieve/mp3/oronmoqrmo.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062648
And nuts, tubers, mushrooms. But good cuisine still doesn't make the place a long term attraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062658
You're just trying to make me feel down because she's not real.
>>14062659
What about P'Orcs mudwrassling? That's their national sport, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062653
Well, if you could consider that Undead girls can mend their wombs after enough spirit energy injections, Golems may just function in a similar manner.

Not sure about the daughterus behavior though, although they may take in personality traits from the mother and father via imprinting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062661
Who'd want to watch a bunch of P'Orcs wallow in mud, or oil. It's completely unprofessional, they don't even have timeouts to fix wardrobe malfunctions. And that's just when the participants remember to wear clothes.
Barbarians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062642
Hey, I love them and as a matter of fact, They're my favorite species of slime out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062669
Well fuck you then. I'm going native like the guy who bred all the Warchiefs of Mordor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062653
I imagine that they would have to build a baby to reproduce since they are a construct. As for the personality, they'd start as robots unless the mother golem uses her demonic energy in the construction, kinda like lighting a candle with another candle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062653
All monstergirls can become pregnant, except slimes, who simply divide once the have enough spirit energy/semen.

They're essentially emotionless, so as for inheriting a personality, unlikely.

Finally read the world guide you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062653
>or do they literally assemble baby golems with their husband?

That sounds ridiculously cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062676
It's a bit morbid that you can knock up a corpse and have a living dead baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062672
Well enjoy your pig wives wobbling around with gravid bellies then, faggot. Don't come crying when you start loosing sleep because they constantly want to fuck like horny animals.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still waiting for you to make this greentexts of yours into a story Anon, whoever wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062661
Nah, I'm just "playing" that stupid game and posting some of the rewards here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062683
Overlords don't require sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062680
First day here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062687
No, just never really thought of the undead MGs having kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062686
You'd still be stuck with playing between a plethora of daughters and their mothers wanting to make even more.
What kind of overlord directs his domain with a P'Orc hanging from his dick, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062692
The kind that cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062692
A happy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062619
>>14062619
Hey that sounds like me.

[Anonymous No.]

Crossbreed a p'orc with a yeti. The softest hugs imaginable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062697
Are you Alp? Because if you are, I'm going to have to ask you to write more dragon daughteru you fucking blueballing hack

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062283
>three tits
Dangit. So much better before I saw that..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062701
Really should have four. I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062694
>>14062695
That'll sure do wonders for your minions' impression of you. Trying to give ave and dread inspiring speeches over loud slurping or rowdy, unintelligible moaning along with the slapping of the meaty ass of some piggy bitch.
What about that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062700
Nah, i'm not Alp. He's not as universally hated as I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062701
I know, right? I can't use two cleavages at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062711
Why would I give speeches? I'm not a good public speaker anyway. Actions speak louder than words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062706
It's kinda weird. I'm OK with the big center-eye on a regular cyclopes, but having a center-boob seriously pisses off my sense of symmetry.

[Monster Girl Legion No.]

Turn-based strategy game about the demon lord sending out monstergirl units to take over the world.

Units can engage humans in battle, crushing their defenses and capturing them for monsterization, or just turning them on the spot if they have the power. They can sabotage them by tainting essential resources with mutagens. They can infiltrate cities and trick or convince them to help the monstergirl cause.

Each monstergirl should own 1 or more male thralls, each of whom plays some support role such as buffing, healing, guarding, carrying items, or a combination thereof when experienced enough. Note that monstergirls vary in their need and attachment for thralls: if his owner is very clingy but you often command him to assist another monstergirl, both his owner’s morale and unit cohesion will suffer. Same if a monstergirl has no thrall for too long and starts to covet those of other monstergirls.

You can create monstergirls in any captured city, drawing from its pool of human women. Each woman has stats that can make her better suited for certain monstergirl types. Once created she will immediately find the best man for her and make him a thrall (more than one if she is high-level). If she had enough romantic interest in the man when she was human, he gets a compatibility bonus while assisting her in any way, but she will be quite possessive of him as described above. The surrounding land determines the available monstergirl types and the city level determines the levels of both the monstergirl and her thrall.

When doing battle with humans, monstergirls want to take them alive. They favor seduction, spells, and magic weapons to try and deplete stamina and spirit more than health. The gains from winning are not only experience but the surviving humans, whom you either add to the pool of any captured city or monsterize right there.

Oh, yeah, I guess boring spods can be the humans and play it like every other TBS ever if that’s really fucking important to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062727
This is silly. Why would you continue to fight when I own all of your infrastructure already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062698
Gene-splicing you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

Porn is bad, m'kay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062727
I'm seeing Romance of the Three kingdoms but with MGs. Demon Lords fighting over territory before everyone unified under a single one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062747
>>14062727
>>14062734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBVPSsFCUc

>Romance of the Three Kingdoms with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062746
Funny you should say that, I just downloaded several hours' worth and intend to spent the night with those.
>>14062747
MY LORD! Should I pursue Lu Bu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062727

The only reason monsters fight in the first place is so they can capture themselves a fuckbuddy to settle down with. Beating humanity isn't about glorious campaigns, it's about fucking and creating so much demon energy that there isn't anywhere untainted left for normal people to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062727
So what would the units be? Dragon and Ushi tanks? Harpy scouts? Holst an Familiar support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062653
>n Golems become pregnant, or do they literally assemble baby golems with their husband?
Both
>This is it, today's the big day.
>Your golem waifu has finally went into labor and you're going to be a daddy.
>She's surprisingly doing well, as she doesn't even appear to be in pain.
>In fact she's been smiling the whole time and you've had to force her to take it easy.
>She outright refused to go to the hospital, saying that she didn't need it.
>You tried to convince her otherwise, but in the end she had her way
>Waifu lays onto your bed and spreads her legs and asks if you are ready.
>You nervously nod and await for the baby to crown.
>"Here she comes!" Waifu excitedly yells.
>Her vagina stretches into a large square shape.
>A light brown box slowly slides out of her into your hands.
>Printed on it is a picture of a chibi golem wearing a diaper with blocky text saying "Baby Golem Deluxe!"
>Inside is a bunch of weird mixture of parts, some looking organic.
>You spend the next few hours with Waifu putting together Daughteru.
>Finally you stand holding an adorable baby in your arms.
>"Oops, forgot" Waifu says before picking something off of Daughteru's buttcheek.
>It's a sticker, and on it reads "Made in Waifu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062719
Well then, happy P'Orc breeding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062758
Why thank you anon! I wish you good space explorations. Live long and prosper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062752
What MG would Lu Bu be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062763
He'd be a human with a trusty Centaur who gets heartbroken when he decides to bang that slutty Diaochan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062757
I was going to post that scene from the animated movie with the robots where the parents literally assemble their baby robot, but I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want so squish a MG's pawpads for hours on end!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be assigned a Centaur Knight who's supposed to protect me and my virginity, only to be raped by her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062763
A buff Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062727
Sounds fresh, would check out (which is really a lot with my gaming impotence nowadays).

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that full-colored dullahan picture that was finished recently? In my idiocy I somehow failed to save it, and now the lineart is taunting me from the save folder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062763
Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062757
Perfect.

>>14062771
Was this the film?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robots_%282005_film%29

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062784
This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062772
Big meaty paws! I want to administer creams and ointments to them daily to keep them nice and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062787
When binding a tiger, one must bind tightly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062773
I want to be assigned a Centaur Knight who's supposed to protect me and my virginity, only to rape her.
>"But I was protecting your vir-"
>"Aaaah stop you mustn't"
>"Please if you keep going like this my instincts will take over, I don't want to be that kind of girl"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062772
>>14062791

The squishiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062788
That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062784
There

>>14062789
Hyphen finished it some days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062798
Oh damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062792
Yes that's what came to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062789
>>14062798

Cheers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062802
I now feel the need to go watch some of the 2010 version's Cao Cao hijinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062798
Oh, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14060309
because butts are superior to boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062787
[x] Pursue
[ ] Do not pursue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062793
Just liquor her up beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062809
LET THE MAN SPEAK!

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I can't decide between double naizuri or double buttjob for this smut short

Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062818
Buttjob. With nipple tweaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062818
Buttjob.

The power of the booty compels you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062818
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062820
>>14062822
I guess that makes sense given they're Elin-thighed Manticubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062812
Do you have any idea how much of that stuff it takes to effect a Centaur?
>>14062818
Which monster girls are involved? This will decide my answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062818
Are the characters standing? Then Double naizuri doesn't require repositioning.
Is the guy already prone? Then double buttjob.
And don't forget the lube!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062829
Never mind, got answered >>14062828
Buttjob it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062828
You beautiful bastard

[Anonymous No.]

The phrase "elin-thighed" is getting a lot of groundswell here lately.

[Anonymous No.]

PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062829
>Do you have any idea how much of that stuff it takes to effect a Centaur?
I'd take my time to slowly butter her up prior. By that point it'd mostly be so she has her inebriated state to blame for the lack of resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062846
It's a convenient shorthand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062846
And the term sounds stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062846
It's more fun to say than fat bottomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062828
Oh yes. Dem thighs, butts, hips and tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062811
Which part of DO NOT is so hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh honey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062867
Itty bitty tailpussies. Like fitting a well-lubricated onahole on your dick that knows exactly where your weak spots are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062851
>Not going with grape ape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062882
Jokes on them. If it's such a tight fit, every nerve ending on the inside of those itty bitty bulbs will be stimulated as well. Also easier to overfill them so they'll have to drink the excess from their own tailpussies.
Holy shit, why are Manticubs allowed to be this lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062763

Best Berserker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062896
Double buttjob followed by blowjob where they snowball the cum between each other's mouths in a play fighting scenario to see who gets to eat Tou-san's dick first with their tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062907
Polt's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062907
Been posted a while back already. One person on /a/ really likes her, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062907
Cute. But still too cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062906
I'd rather the manticubs snowball me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062906
>double Manticub incest
>buttjobs
>play fight with snowballing
>tiny tailpussies getting stuffed to their limits

I'm going to need all the hands for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062926
I'd rather just feed them cake and sweets while giving them head pats.

No daughterus of mine are going to get my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062906
The play fighting better end with one of them pinning the other one down, pressing their small chests against each other as they snowball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062926
>>14062927
>Manticub twins use both their tails to jerk you off
>They get an equal share of semen in their bulbs
>Twin one takes twin two's tail, and starts messily eating it out to try and take all the semen back from her
>Twin two does the same
>Both manticub twins are now lapping up semen from each other's tails, moaning in pleasure as they rub and squirm against you, giving you the chance to do as you please with their pussies or nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062941
Lively little rascals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062914
>Female MG touching
Careful Anon, imbeciles will come out of the woodwork frothing about their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14061806
I'll take pure evil please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062986
It's not accepted here and you know this, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062986
It's fine. Polt's just helping her do stretches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063000
I want a Dragon to help an Anubis with her stretches

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062941
>>14062927
>>14062896
http://pastebin.com/GQiTnyf0

This is all I have so far. May try to finish it either today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9fo3rp_akY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063008
I'll get to it next week, what the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062941

I really, really don't like the idea women eating semen. I'm a big fat weirdo aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062818
But why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063005
>You'll never help a Dragon and an Anubis with their stretches
>Both of them wearing nothing but sports-bras and spats
>Completely entrusting their bodies to your touch

Could use a pic of a Dragon in spats to go with that Anubis in spats...

[Anonymous No.]

>You're pretty cute, now that *hic* think about it...
Uh-oh! She's drunk and frisky! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063007
Oh my, I look forward to reading more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
What are you gonna do miss black dragon? Rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
I'm gonna go be 'pretty cute' over there now. Don't follow, vile hellspawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
Find out if it's possible to go back once you go black.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGR is looking back at older MGE Profiles, as they realized there could be some info in the various blog-posts that they missed before they started having it translated
>One such piece was posted with the Familiar
>"There's at least new info regarding how the kids address their men (not all are "big bro", some are "uncle" or "papa")."

Uhoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
Give in and let her do as she pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063043
You turn around and she slaps your ass. You feel pain despite your plate. What do, paladin-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
Give her some more booze and leave when she falls asleep due to drinking too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063048
Southern Familiars calling their men "Pappy" when"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063061
Oh god, where is my madotsukivomiting.tiff?

Madotsuki nightmare when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062846
I dont why people dont just say pear shaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063061
That means grandpa though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063070
>Madotsuki Nightmare

>"So, uh, is this us having sex?"
>"Yeah, I think so."
>"Why are we doing it on a bike?"
>"I don't know"
>"What the fuck is that?!"
>"Oh, that's just Mars."
>"It's a fucking eyeball on a leg made out of galaxies!"
>"He likes to watch, sometimes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063070
>Do we really have to fuck in front of this dead body?
>"He's not dead, he's merely pretending. Watch this."
>Nightmare grows car ears and goes nyaa~
>Bloody green corpse twitches a little
>This is not fucking helping

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be an adventurer who bonded with a sylph, going around playing pranks on mean monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063081
To be fair, that's equally retarded as it comes from grotesquely obese women that still managed to remain flat when they packed on the pounds, kind of like when you see people trying to describe thunder thighs as thick thighs instead of ones where the fat ripples like a stage thundermaker.

I agree Elin is particularly annoying though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062006
Would Jiang-Shi's be the snusnu variety of Undead considering how well they can work their hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063130
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063130
>Blushing
>That weird boil looking skin glow
>On a dead chick
I'm a little rustled but them titties make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063048
MGR may be a graveyard with only a handful of retards clinging on but they're the heroes we need with the translations they do/commission.

I wonder if there's any thugdere Familiars that use Aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063008
>Posting the shitty version wtih contrast up the ass

>video not available

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063126
That may be what it comes from, but most people just picture someone with nice thighs, hips, and butt when they hear the phrase. The elin thing is less effective to me because not many people know what they look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063147
Hsien-ko is a sexy cadaver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063161
>most people just picture someone with nice thighs, hips, and butt when they hear the phrase.
Not if you grew up in a place with a lot of fat chicks. Just sayin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063125
If you were taken to the world of MGE and had to bond with an elemental in order to avoid rape, which would you chose?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lionpussy in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063167
Ignis, because all the other elements are for fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
>Unknown
I don't want my pelvis shattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063174
>>14060631

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
Reminds me of.
Thanks dr. P

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to keep your lolis away from Hathor's milk, it'll ruin families and make them harlots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063179
Care to give a source to an amigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063081
Elin regularly take it to absurd levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063190
>tfw only okay with growth provided it happens off-screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063190
Is this supposed to ward me away from Hathor Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063036
We really need more drunk monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063200
Yes!

Look at her!
She was cute and petite not moments ago!

[Anonymous No.]

Someone really likes their Yveltal girl. I like those abs.

>>14063215
Big thick and bountiful is even cuter though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063215
And then she got better in that second frame. And then she just kept. Fucking. Drinking. Remember to only allow your catgirls Hathor milk in moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063190
I want to give my daughteru loads of Hathor milk and sit in her lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063191

Reverse image search using google. I'd happily spoonfeed you if it was harder to find than that, but you're just being a lazy putz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063234
>Good night monster girl city and Remember!
>Moderate your werecat's milk intake!

>>14063242
You got it backwards Anon!
Daugtheru's need to sit in your lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14058373
>"I could not bear to see you suffer. I am not your executioner, nor your defiler. I am as I always have been, My Lady. Your right arm, your sword."
Gee that last line sound familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDANlR9D-Es>>14058373

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063252
That's exactly the reference I was going for, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063247
I'm going to accomplish the impossible thanks to Hathor! I'll show the world the wonders of sitting in your daughteru's lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063125
>>14063167
>>14063174
Remember to keep your elementals demonic, and make sure they never turn dark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063263
>I'm going to accomplish the impossible
That's not impossible at all. What if your daughteru is a sandworm or an oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063263
It's just going to make your wife jealous Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063167

Glacies.

I've always preferred the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a daughter.

All I want is to be together with my waifu forever and ever and ever cut off from the rest of reality in out own little pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063275
What if his wife is a large mouse?

Will he end up with a pile of healthy waifu (singular) and daughterus to sit on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063243
Searching black and white manga pages usually don't give me anything on google, but this time was different.

Well, this doujin was generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063293
Well, he gives them all milk so they are healthy and soft and lays on all their laps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063278
>going for the cheap knock off brand elemental
pleb taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063292
I don't want a waifu

I just want to live and die completely alone in a world filled with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063167

I just looked it up and apparently kitsune-bi, dark matter and Yuki-onnas are all classified as spirit elementals.

Kitsune-bi for the element of fluffy, yuki-onna as an alternative to glacies and dark matter for the fuck element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063292
>>14063310

And all I want is to be preserved in a cyogenic chamber and sleep soundly forever.

Too bad we can't have what we want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063313
I'd love to be a fuck elemental master. But how hard would I alp with all that demonic energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063310
>I just want to live and die completely alone in a world filled with monster girls.
Well that's not up to you, that's up to whatever girl finds you and husbandos you unless you become a Paladin and set off to kill them

>>14063317
Go to the mountains and find yourself a Yuki-Onna, close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063391
>Getting to have any kind of cool special power makes you an Alp
We don't need that shit. Just take the damn power and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, you're in charge of a dungeon that monster girl's are going to try and invade.
How do you trick them, trap them, or otherwise stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063305
>A bed of mousus
Mmmmm, squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063405
Fine. Can I pick that dark matter that has four elementals she commands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063432
Don't forget the new breasts they have which you can tease and squeeze to your delight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063391
Why would you alp? Are you gay? Do you think you might secretly crave the dick? If your answer to both of those is no you'd just become some kind of alpha fuck elemental incubus. You could probably fuck the demon lord under (or at least on) the table.

>>14063436
Well yes, but you can't lay on those. There'd be the possibility for a nursing handjob though, those are nice and tender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
Fill it up with cement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063041
T-thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063444
Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
Take anything of value to another hidden location miles away from the dungeon and bury it deep into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063448
Put a "No Wurms Allowed" sign on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
>monster girl's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063457
But Anon, you are the treasure and they have your scent. There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063465
What the fuck do they want me for? I'm just an undead warrior or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063478
Tohno Gland. Accept your fate or pick a wife, there are no alternatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
>Trap doors that drop them into tentacle pits
>Slippery lubed up corridors
>Traps that shoot cursed plugs into their holes that can't be removed
>Signs that say 'Free husband' that point towards one of the exits
>Writing on one wall that just says 'Overthinking'
>Random lolification potions laying around, disguised as abandoned water canteens
>The corridor of dragon dildos, so cramped they have to crawl through it
>The chamber of mega holst pastries, followed by the smallest door in the dungeon
>A sign on the inner sanctum doors saying 'no girls allowed'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063391
You won't Alp so long as you don't want to be a girl or prefer men over your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063482
What the fuck is a Tohno Gland? Why are they coming after some zombie knight dude when they could get live ones? As if being dead and unable to leave the mortal realm wasn't enough torment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063484
>Writing on one wall that just says 'Overthinking'

It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
Turn them against each other by turning the dungeon into American Gladiators events, hiring Paladins to be the gladiators, and only the winner gets the prize

[Anonymous No.]

They say if you bath in the spring of where a Monster Girl drowned, you'll turn into an Alp whenever you touch cold water and back to a boy when you touch hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063500
It's a gland that makes you entirely irresistible to all manner of bitches for reasons I ain't gotta explain. Running is not an escape. Death is not an escape. This is your (un)life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend a blind gazer and help them through life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063526
I want to blind a gazer and break her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
Drug some men and leave them chained up in passages scattered throughout the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lich gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063536
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063523
Couldn't you just take the gland out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063517
But that doesn't make sense.

You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063523
So I'm being chased by girls because of some absurd gland thing I never knew I had on me makes them go crazy, but they didn't husbando me while I was alive.

Well, that's a load of nonsense, guess I'll just have to fight for my unlife wuth all this insanely powerful magic I've gathered throughout millenia.

Yahoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063500
It's a joke from the Tsukihime. Shiki Tohno has girls swooning for him left and right, hence the Tohno gland

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063542
>you will never be breastfed by a tittymonster Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063551
Does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063526
>blind gazer
What, did she have a stroke or a birth defect or something? That's a LOT of eyes to be blind otherwise.

>>14063549
One does not simply excise Tohno swag.

>>14063552
>So I'm being chased by girls because of some absurd gland thing I never knew I had on me makes them go crazy
Welcome to the life of a harem MC. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
Have a large convoluted maze filled with booby traps, illusions, and other wicked tricks that leads to a mighty throne room filled with plastic treasure and a blow up doll sitting on the throne. To get to my real treasure room you have to climb through the air vent in the men's restroom which is located in the maintenance shaft. The maintenance shaft is hidden inside a decorative iron maiden with a false back on the oppsite side of the labyrinth from the fake throne room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063542
>>14063555
>Tonight we are going to begin the experiments on cuddlefucking anon
>Now let me tie you up, I must eliminate variables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063558
>no one will ever be breastfed by a titty monster lich
Well, at least there's that. I mean, they are dead and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063555
How do you think a Lich would react to being randomly molested? Would she say "kyaaaaa" in a drawn out monotone voice, unable to scream or express any kind of emotion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063560
Yeah it doesn't, you dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063561
I'll make sure to ask the Lich that lives in the dungeon to have this gland removed so these mortals stop coming to my domain just to bother me after defeating these pesky adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063572
But think of the possibilities! The potential! You could be a super hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063581
It's dumb, just like you.

Dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063588
I'm not dumb, you're dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063568
>Lich is bent over while reviewing the procedure for another, wiggling her plump ass from time-time
>proceed to rail her asshole while spanking each cheek, causing her focus to diminish and drool to run down her chin and onto the paper

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl has the roughest sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063595
Ushi oni is a contender, not sure who could outdo that. Maybe an ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063592
Not as dumb as you.

Even the dumbest Wurm is smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430
>minor rubble in front of entrance
>this path requires maximum agility to pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063566
Mamonomojo and Hathor magic say otherwise.
And there's also Peny's Spiderwight, which is the combination of two monstergirl species that no one tends to associate with lactation in any manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063610
Well you're rubber and I'm glue so whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can't comprehend how everyone here get aroused with monstergirls so often everyday because of low libido
Fuck, this is boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063616
That's a dumb comeback, although it makes sense coming from you.

Dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063620
Well if I'm a dummy you're a super dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063630
You're a super double dummy times infinity no comebacks allowed!

What the fuck are we doing?

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the collection of MGE Monster Girl sheets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063638
Seriously, you two? I've seen fights between Alices that had more impressive comebacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063657
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063641
Come to think of it why don't we have a regularly updated file to download? I'm sure a lot of us have them already but it's silly there's no way to get them in bulk without having to make an account and spend imaginary internet points on the panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063641
I get by with the Wikia. You could try mass-downloading from there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063668
but that'd require you to stay on the wikia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063007
>‘The Ranch’ as it had been named by the participants was found out to be nothing more than a sex trafficking ring parading around as a charity for the feline monsters’ rescuing from extinction.
This makes no sense.
>cucking
Eeeeh.
>Both of the cubs squealed in elation as it splattered onto the small of their backs.
Should not be possible due to the base of their tails being in the way.

Otherwise it was good. The Manticubs were playful with a hint of malice, I liked that.
I swear to fuck, if you're Bob...

[Anonymous No.]

Your R&D platform has been taken over by a PF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063430

>mg adventurers discover a long, dark hallway.
>after walking down a ways, they come upon a small bust of a classical demon guarding a door.
>if they approach, the bust comes to life
>with a snarl, the demon demands a tribute if they wish to pass through
>what he desires
>is for them to preform the greatest non-sexual song in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063484
Naw naw dude you got it all wrong. You remember that one bit in the tentacle forest? Monsters can take any amount of dickings from inanimate objects no problem, what you need is human boys. Tell them you'll give them a huge sum of money or something, just post them as guards. Then when MG's show up load them up with sex drugs and have them go to town on the monsters. They'll be putty in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
She's getting pushed into the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
Too bad she can't get around with all those stairs, provided they don't notice the myriad of lifts hanging about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
I want to accept the love of horse pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
>You'll never be strong enough to give your centaur daughteru a piggiback ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
I'd rather kill myself then be a horse pussy lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063706
Even if that was Bob it was pretty enjoyable. I'd be 100% for writefags posting their work as guests in future before adding it to their real pastebin. That way we could judge every story on it's merit rather than ass licking or shitting on the writer regardless of the content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
And what does this have to do with Centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063712
Tenacious D with monster girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063706
>>14063738
I know for certain that isn't Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063593
Thats the point of a phylactery anon. They get to fuck all day and stay focused on their work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063724
Brig
>>14063726
Pushed into the water by accident when a Centaur traversed some stairs, Sharkgirl end.
>>14063728
Volunteer Security Team
>>14063732
R&D Platform to develop Centaur Piggyback Ride devices (CPR)
>>14063735
Brig
>>14063741
Fulton Extraction Failed (95%)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063757
I'm still going to kill myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063757
What happens in the Brig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063764
"Convincing", Stockholm Syndrome, ect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063766
I'm going to bust my head open and die in that cell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063757
>you will never be a recruit in Diamond Dogs
>a Shetland Nightmare that rescued during a mission will never develop an attachment to to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063757
But I'm not strong enough nor assertive enough for volunteer security team!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063766
Are you that same "stockholm syndrome" shitposter from before, or do you just understand MGSVs plot very well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063574
The lich would also be after the gland, or more specifically it's host though. Your plan is flawed. You need a nice male human healer to remove it and maybe carve a cross in your skull for good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063716
>You will never have a contest with your waifu to see who can mindbreak the other quickest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063779
Don't worry, you'll be under direct contract the whole time.

You'll probably just get raped a lot but at least you won't be abducted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063803
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063257
I'm not sure whether LOK would be really good, or really bad as a setting for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063803
Ew, gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063802
Fine. I'll just bribe one with the gold from the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063711
Time for some nonlethal takedowns. Can let perfectly good breeding mares go to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

best feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063834
Is it possible to cumflate horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw i will never be the treasure of a dragon
some just wake me up, because i can't wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063706
I can tell you with utmost certainty that I'm not Bob. I am the thing that hides under your stairs, with fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063834
>Nonlethal takedowns
>On a horse
I'm seeing enough lassos flying around to make Steve Irwin's ghost jealous, any close in grappling would probably result in your death when a few hundred pounds of flailing horsepussy falls on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063844
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063842
It would take some doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063844
tinyface

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063706
I know i'm going to sound like an eager to please faggot but I've made some changes to it so that it's not as absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063862

Maybe you just have a fat head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNIrVXqqQhk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063846

Stick with the prod! Prod with the prod!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063856
Guess I better get to doing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063884
Paul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063849
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063891
Tailpussy hurt my weenie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063884
WARNING! WARNING! OLD MEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063894
Appealing as this look I'm not sure I could trust a dragon to control her strength enough to stick something in my ear. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063903
She knows how to be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063542
>Lich girlfriend is always quiet and distant
>It's to be expected, but it's not exactly reassuring when she barely cracks a smile around you
>One day, she announces she'll be spending four days in the observatory
>Apparently there's some celestial even that comes around every several years she wants to record and study
>She simply says "Bye" and vanishes out of the room
>You know she doesn't like to be disturbed while studying, so you putz around your undead sanctuary of a home
>The first two days aren't so bad
>You mess around with various chemicals and magical concoctions, ending up with a solvent that eats through its container, the table its on, and most of the floor, before a dark slime thrall manages to contain and dissolve it
>Sleeping in bed at night without her is a little depressing, though
>The third and fourth days pass in relative silence
>Undead servants really don't need to talk that much, it seems
>When morning of the fifth day comes, you search all around the home, but can't find a single trace
>Eventually, you climb the stairs to the highest point in the castle-like structure
>You open the trapdoor to the dome-shaped observatory, like a golden half-globe lined with bookshelves, and speared through with an enourmous telescope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063899

I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough mamonomana to go around, and the lesser succubi are starting to get desperate. Your turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063913
>The lich is in the middle of the room, floating in a bubble of pink, magical mist
>Which also happens to make her robe drift dangerously high up her legs
>Open books, quills and parchments surround her like rings around a planet, along several different axes
>As she snores, exhausted, hugging a single tome, you pull down one of the suspended parchments and read the last note she scrawled on it
>"Considering potency of comet upon effect nagic, fire spell, and those involvng heat, like Anon and his warmmth, whenever he hugs me______"
>The nonsense, typo-laded gibberish becomes messier and messier as it goes on, until it devolves into a straight line of ink, presumably where the quill slipped from the page as she lost consciousness
>Smiling, you let go over the paper, which remains in the air rather than falling to the ground
>It takes you a few attempts, but you manage to jump up and grab the lich's ankle
>Pulling her down is like pulling on a helium balloon
>Her spell leaves her utterly weightless and buoyant in the air, and you have to hold her to make sure she doesn't slip and drift back up again
>Upon feeling your body against hers, she mumbles and latches onto you, smiling in her sleep
>You carry her the whole way down into the bedroom, tucking her under the covers, then getting in after her to act as an anchor when she starts to float up off the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063921
>Hours later, she wakes up and looks at you, utterly deadpan and unsurprised, cancelling her levitation spell with a thought
>"What am I doing here?"
>"I found you in the observatory, fast asleep."
>"Oh."
>"Are you okay? You don't normally need sleep, do you?"
>"Lacking in spirit energy," she says simply
>"What? But that comes from sex. Why didn't you just ask me?"
>"Didn't want you to think I was using you just for sex. And..." she trails off
>"And?"
>She mumbles something under her not-breath
>"Say again?"
>"Embarressed to ask." Her pale skin turns just a shade more purple
>Rather than say anything, you cuddle up with her as best you can, snuggling her and pulling off her robe to expose her cool, smooth and petite body
>She lets out a happy little "Ah," as you pinch her nipples, getting her body ready
>You spend the next few hours happily filling her back up with spirit energy
>She might barely blush and smile, but you know her subtle expressions convey much deeper emotion
>Such is life, living with a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063917
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063913
>>14063921
>>14063930
Liches are cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063935
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063913
>>14063921
>>14063930
I want to hug a Lich so bad and this isn't helping any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063959
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063960
Just hug a dead girl and pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063968
But I don't want to be the necropedo guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063959
>>14063963
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063963
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063968
Are you trying to get me to commit a crime anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063985
You already are though, it's just no one knows. Not really sure how a loli would become a lich under normal circumstances either, but hey.

>>14063994
It's not a crime if you don't get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063994
You can work at a morgue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063874
You don't have to, if you think you got undue criticism you're welcome to ignore it or defend your decisions.
Unless she found a mate in those thirteen years resentful MantiMILF better make an eventual appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064010
No I mean I changed the whole breeding ranch bit because after you said that and I looked it over it really was absurd.

So I took the easy way out and made the hippies basically light the place up trying to go for ye olde insurance fraud after their funds dried up.

Your criticism was at least better than a simple "FUCK OFF".

I may write a companion piece from MantiMILF's perspective somewhere along the line of her captivity and how much she truly hates the MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064024
Don't bother writing anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064033
It'd be weird to have MantiMILF show up during the shenanigans though, and I hate doing multi-parters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063890
You know, even if you subject them to such humiliation you'll still never get anything out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064040
I dunno, I may get a daughteru or two out of them.
I also get to stroke their ears.

All on top of the satisfaction of cumflating a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064024
Yeah that really was the quick and dirty way out. Though even before that, the basic premise was kinda shaky unless in your setting monster girls significantly outnumber human males.

[Anonymous No.]

When this thread dies remember there is already one up, a new one doesn't need to be made. It would be the third time we accidentally made a new thread and then used the one already there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064067
They outnumber human males by a fair bit, yes.

Monster pussy is after all superior to human woman pussy and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064073
Should we link to it as a reminder when this thread os close to being bumped off the board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064073
Oh yeah. 5 posts, and still undeleted.
We might as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064073
>accidentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064086
I want to rub my dick on monster girl butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064086
LOOK AT THAT BEEF

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064086
That ass looks deviantart-tier, and the stick-arms don't help either.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go on a trip to a secluded cabin in the mountains with your best friends
>You will never traverse the cold near nightfall to try and make the necessary preparations for your friends' stay
>You will never hear terrible noises while you do the entire way, the sense of danger you feel making you quicken your pace to get back to the cabin
>You will never trip and fall like the dumb faggot you are and get knocked out because you hit your head against a rock
>You will never wake up hours later, under the care of a blind Wendigo who is trying to tend to your head wound
>You will never find all of your friends are here
>Being taken care of by Wendigos
>tfw all got snatched up by Wendigos in the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064065
How awful! They'd never submit to man like that. Even if you pumped them so full of your seed they couldn't move, presuming their shaky legs could stand. Just because they're gasping and moaning for you to breed them it doesn't mean they like it. And don't even think getting on their good side after all that with some ear teasing, the stupid, broad smiles are only an unconditioned reflex, they can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064108
Crabman is shit, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064117
I want to do set up a cabin in the wilds and try and defend myself against wild mamomo!

[Anonymous No.]

Story about Soldier Beetles fighting over a husband when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063903

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064133
That bug doesn't have a single fuck to give.

[Anonymous No.]

>Could you let me in, mister? It's terribly cold out here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064148
>heart pupils
You can fucking live here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064148
Ma'am, you're in Miami right now. It's 80 goddamn degrees outside. I don't know why you think it's cold, but you can come in if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064133
It reminds of Robot Wars, and all the poor bastards who had to go against Chaos 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064117
Good end. I'd could not stop hugging a blind Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064148
>I'm cold
>It's 100*F outside

We're getting you to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064148
>Yeti
>Cold
Suspension ruined, 0/10 did not get a heart boner to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064158
She wants to trick you into giving her a hug

Or it's the work of an enemy stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064167
I'm going with enemy stand. If she actually wanted me to let her in she'd covertly break my heater and get her yuki ona or glacies friend to magically make it cold as balls out. And then she probably still wouldn't get let in because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064155
Flipbots were such boring pieces of cheesy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064168
It didn't work for the Yuki last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064170
Yeah, but I thought it was still pretty cool when they wrecked the House Bots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUn993f0W4

This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064174
And this is why it's better to just court me normally. It's not like I'd be opposed to a warm brown girl but all this trickery is entirely unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064175
Would you a gynoid House Robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064178
Yep, that's it. Chaos was one of those robots which was ridicuously simple, and yet entirely overpowered.
It could never be overturned, and it was powerful enough to flip robots like a pancake. Fast and maneuverable, too.

>>14064183
I would a Refbot robutt girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064117
>MG's revolutnize the horror genre
>Things like Saw turn from torture porn to regular porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064187
A big improvement in my option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063154
>I wonder if there's any thugdere Familiars that use Aniki.
God I hope so.

Also; would you like to call a thugdere onee-san "Aneki"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064187
>you watch some human boy try and hide in the closet when he hears the monster
>camera pans to show a busty succubus right behind him
>he bursts out but it has him by the leg
>starts pulling him back in
>screams for his friends to help but they're too scared
>shut back inside with her
>their faces as his horrified screams turn into moans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064202
And onee-chan in private. Just imagine her blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063774
>a Shetland Nightmare that rescued during a mission will never develop an attachment to to you
Now I'm sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063913
>>14063921
>>14063930
Someone please screencap? Adorable Lich-y things fill my heart with warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063884
A NON-LETHAL TAKEDOWN IS ALWAYS THE MOST SILEnt takedo---

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064202
Damn right I would, then whisper [inset name here]-chan in her ear when she least expects it and make her flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064204
Wow that's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064215
I'd rather someone else do it. Doesn't feel right to screencap my own posts, especially when they have that (You) next to everything.
If nobody else does it by the time the thread archives, I'll go ahead and do it later, or Pastebin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14063842
You can cumflate anything if your libido is angry enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064204

>Men terrified out of their wits, but slowly realizing they're being tenderly loved instead of savagely murdered.

#2 reason I fucking love monster girls, right behind gentle femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064231
I am angry! Angry about horsepussy!
[OK]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064215
Here ya go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064231
Damn, this thread has been obsessed with cumflation this last month or two. At this rate we'll get another stupid threadcanon MG that just reproduces by getting cumflated, sealing it up, and absorbing the cum to nurture the baby or some shit until the inflation is replaced with a baby bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064244

We should probably break out some carnival masks just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064244
Wait you mean that's NOT how you do it?
I was wondering why my Hol and Centaur were complaining they were apart to rip apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064187
I bet i'd still stay completely ridiculous. Like a onalhole filled with demonic energy so it milks on its own with a timed release unless you get it off before a time limit or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064244
It's a /d/ tier fetish and I wouldn't be surprised if it is being pushed by someone from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064244
>Cumflate a slimegirl
>There's a white orb of cum floating where her womb would be
>It slowly shrinks like a plastic mould until a small form is visible
>The cum eventually solidifies and gains colour
>It turns into a baby monstergirl

Yeah, that is kind of ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064258
So you want these threads to be incredibly boring cookie cutter "Man sees monster girls and gets raped" bullshit?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no adoptive family of over-protective Soldier Beetles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064236
I've been meaning to do some stories about the fall of lescrate that revolve around that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064269
I will take that over "hurr durr cumflate everything" all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064283
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064281
Don't, that sounds like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064287
Fuck you ill do what i want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064281
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064260
Are you being facetious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064281
>lescrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064283
I'd rather have that cumflate garbage that the generic femdom cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064287

You sound like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064294
Not really. I considered the idea for a second, wrote it and read it back, then realised that it was absolutely bonkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064294
Vanillafags are the real facetious ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064300
fuck if i know how that shits spelled and im not going all the way to the wiki for one 4chan post

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064258
I don't know about /d/, but remember doppelgager potions and girtablilu venom are a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064294
Your talking about the same thread that talked about inflating fairies into marbles for three stories straight. Some people are serious about that stupid stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064305
Lecastie, you goldfish mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064301
Are you trying to start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptf_ENuz2Ds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064311
You first faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064310
Of course he is.

Not like the thread will die any faster unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064281
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064309

If we're making up insults, at least keep it thematically appropriate. Like "less fun than a rapeblocking Ushi seal" or "as useful as a condom in MGC"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064303
As opposed to the dead getting pregnant and other mamono mana fuckery?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJIVK-daGk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064320
I'm calling you a goldfish because you must have the attention span of one if you can't remember something so prevalent in the the guide.

[Anonymous No.]

You know who needs a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064315

No, I insist, you gerbil-eating waste of perfectly good carbon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064324
Wasn't the anon you were slapfighting with, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064329
Sorry I'm not to familiar with the concept, why don't you demonstrate on yourself as an example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064323

go away demo-senpai and take your yuri with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064340
Too*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064327
Someone did a good story that was clearly building up to a chupa-chan + goat-girl threesome.
And then the writefag was kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064341
>implying demo has good enough taste to like monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064341
Get cancer and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vanity kickstarter has 4 days to go
>Absolutely nowhere near it's target
Thank god for that. Devs trying to bandwagon off the semi-popularity of monster girls have recently deserve no money, especially with awful looking gameplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064355
>and then the writefag was kill

This should be a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064366
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064360
Who what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064368
You and what ushi oni is going to make me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064355
There was also one that followed a dude who had to sneak blood from the butcher house he worked at to a Chupacabra he got acquainted with.
And SuperEgos story had an /ss/ loving Chupacabra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064242
Thanks anon, great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064118
I'm sure they wouldn't.
I guess I'd need to spend a day pampering them.
Maybe get some manticore venom involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stab a monster girl with a Manticore spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064372
A monster girl game that promises the moon and only has awful looking gameplay videos to show for it. Mono done some concept art for it, as much as I love his stuff I still hope it fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064389
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064389
>Mono done some concept art for it

Now I know to avoid that faggot at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064399
Monorus isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064399
Fuck you, Mono is the best drawfag tengently related to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064399
What? It was only concept art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064406
I don't care, I refuse to go anywhere near people who associate themselves with garbage products like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064377
>"¿Vendrás a casa conmigo ?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064412
I have no idea what she's saying. I suppose that's what I get for taking one year of spanish in highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064387
Like, one of those venom barbs, or a literal severed manticore spine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064412
Fuck off spic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064412
Chupa-chan: Sexually exploit your own dirty, impoverished migrant today!

[Anonymous No.]

Is 'your parents sold you in a contract' too much of a stretch for a demon story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064409
I prefer Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
You're a faggot if you write that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064412
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064412
Lo siento ya tengo una waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064423
I want a person to be in a contract but not corrupt yet and its the best i could think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064419
>You will never be accosted by a drunk, unwashed Chupacabra in a scruffy poncho who yells lewd things at you in Spanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
It is if you do the stupid usual "hey you only found out today" shit. Instead of the kid knowing it the whole time he's growing up. Or that he's raised by the demon or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
I personally wouldn't mind to read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
You're a fucking faggot if you write that and this is coming from a guy who's writing loli MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064426
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
I don't think this angle is done enough.
Although I'd prefer the ol' "Monsters defeated your kingdom and your parents have to tearfully prostitute you to the occupiers to feed the family" kinda tale, if you're looking for ways to be coerced into a monster's bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064399
Anon chill out, a man's allowed to do free concept art. It's not like he'll be involved in it past that once it fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064423
>>14064431
Why so angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064428
losenis did one where the demon tricked the dude into signing it when he was young

then there's a timeskip that isn't entirely explained so it loses some points for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064412
>Someone writes a massive story about her
>It's all in spanish
>Extremely slang-heavy latin american spanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
>>14064428
I love the premise of being sold by your parents to a much wealthier and powerful Monster Girl

Go for it Anon, what's this thread going to do anyways? Tell you not to? Most of this thread is faggots who only want the utmost vanilla lego Anubis.

>>14064431
>Writes loli
>Thinks he has the write to complain about shit taste to anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
As long as it is as petty as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
I'd say yes since it's a magic contract, so it would most likely only bond the two people who sign it. Signing someone elses name would most likely piss off whatever juju is making the contracts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064437
Your opinion and argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064431
>>14064433
Kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064435
> free concept art
> free
Oh shit, if he was commissioned I'd have given him a pass, but He Does It For Free? That's just gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064420
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064441
Why can't I get a nice horned girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064440
>Hates on loli

Baphomet is perfection, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064440
>I love the premise of being sold by your parents to a much wealthier and powerful Monster Girl

Those arrangements would 99% of the time been made either before you were born or when you were a small child. This "Hey you're basically an independent man at the age of 15 but we can still sell you anyway" doesn't really fly at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064438
>so it loses some points for that

but why

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064440
>I love the premise of being sold by your parents to a much wealthier and powerful Monster Girl
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

Alright fuck it. Its mostly just set up for psedo mind control shenanigans anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064459
>Still no brown Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064469
>mind control

You're an even bigger shithead than I thought. Although it's what I would expect from a femdomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064463
i thought it was a missed opportunity to inject some atmosphere into the story regarding the guy's growing up and stuff

it just cut off really sharply so it was jarring

i still liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064476
Cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064469
Just do it, as autists/shitstirrers like >>14064476 aren't going to read it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to almost be raped by a Chesire, before a Lizardman rescues me, tells the foul manticore to cease her wickedness, and after ensuring I'm safe nod respectfully towards me before asking to walk me home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064439
>"Ey Gringo! que la búsqueda de un buen polvo?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064476
I bet you wouldn't have a problem if it was the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064459
What are those things where her buttchecks meet his chest? They look like suspenders almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064440
The character hates it, but slowly comes to enjoy it as the monster girl eases him into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064490
>implying mind control isn't always shit-tier
>not controlling her with the power of the D
And so I continue to suffer fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064427
T.T
Por Que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064503
But that wouldn't happen either.

Monster girls don't fall for that shit and never lose, only humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064479
I couldn't come up with anything to add that would've deserved being added. It was supposed to be normal uninteresting growing up either way, so adding anything would've been redundant without purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

Since it'd be announced anyway, Ahobaka's mermaid just got a translation on sadpanda.


You know the dangers Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064513
>He hasnt read the world guide
>he doesn't know what happens when a monster recognizes someone as their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064513
I shouldn't even grace this with a reply, but my honor compels me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064525

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064496
I...dont know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064528
Yeah, they submit or snu snu him depending on the species and personality. Your point?

Not him by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064528
She wipes his memory and changes anything she doesn't like about him to fit her taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064513
>listening to the femjews
Good goy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064525
NTR is too fucking retarded for me to get mad at anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064541
oh fuck that is definitely going to rile the thread up

[Anonymous No.]

>"Alright Anon, I'm in the suit, what next?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064533
Am I fooling myself or part of the joke is that this Indian guy is somehow called NTR himself or something?
https://www.google.ru/search?q=ntr&newwindow=1&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAmoVChMIhfST7Y3mxwIVxwgsCh13Pgy9&biw=1366&bih=623

>>14064544
I agree, it ended up doing practically nothing for me over years, and Aho isn't exactly good at things rational or believable... to say the least.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there so much shitposting when the thread is dying? Did someone forget this isn't the weekend thread anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064360
>$15,000
>Out of the $25,000 goal they were trying to reach
>And the $30,000 I was hoping they would reach
Well...The time has not yet come for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064548
"Slime, I'm going to bend over at this table."
"Then you come over and turn into a puddle at my feet."
>"What else?"
"That's it."

[Anonymous No.]

That point when you can't tell who's baiting and who's serious anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064548
> dressing up slimes
y u do dis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064559
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064554
>Do this with your spider daughteru
>Slowly approach one of her legs with your finger.
>When you poke her she spins around at lightning speed and starts sucking on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064382
Jokes on you, Manticore venom mainly affect the body, not the mind and everything they say would only be a side effect of giving them some weird substance. Coincidentally, I hope you intend to do this in some well soundproofed location. You could not imagine how loud a Centaur can get when demanding that you mount and breed her then and there. Not having others bear witness when they clamor for that wonderful member to stir them up until they're cross eyed and feel like their brains are dripping out their ears might also not be a bad idea.

Speaking of necessary preparations, some restraints could be a good idea. The more demure ones aren't cause for mush concern and as long as they only put their pillowy breasts or lush lips to work it's no problem, but you really don't want to trap between the floor or wall and about a thousand pounds of amorous Centaur.

Oh, and everything that happens would be your fault, yours and that freaky venom's. This includes any acts and/or admissions of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064567
What?
I thought it would be neat to be able to play a game where you have a lamia as a playable character.
What's wrong about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064574
It's a shit cash grab and you're a fucking moron for falling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064577
I didn't donate, but I would have liked to see it happen.
No need to insult people for wanting to see more monstergirl stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064577
Not everything has to be a cashgrab Anon.

I think their kickstarter would've gone better had they released a demo so people could see a proof of concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064572
Sure it is.
Totally not there's because there's no way I'd actually give them a placebo and lie about it, letting them be honest so that they lead to their cum stuffed ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064579
Oh I'm going to insult you all I want for wanting more shitty indie cash grabbing garbage on the market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064496
Straps with rings, possibly the front of her bottom unfastened and folded back under her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064586
This industry is already dead beyond redemption, who cares at this point what more garbage comes from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064586
Excuse me for liking lamias, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064590
You're exactly the type of faggot that's ruining it even more.

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064592
So, the type of faggot is the normalfag who preorders, buys DLC, and thinks EA and Anita are saints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064592
>>14064594
Let's all calm down and come to an agreement that unfortunately, Vanity isn't happening.
And then talk about monstergirls and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064594
Not quite, those people are a different tier of retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064602
Yeah sure, let's talk about the same fucking bullshit and shit all over anything different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064613
If I'm not wrong, weren't you just talking shit to someone about how they needed to fuck off for wanting a game about monstergirls?
And now you're like "No! Let's keep talking about this."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064616
Hey shitbird, talk about monster girls or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064620
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064572
So the words of love and pleading for me to fill her up with babies are just the drugs and not her?
Because I don't think I gave her that much.

Although she'd be getting a whole lot of something.

[Anonymous No.]

So what do you think is the best quality about supernatural demon girls in general?
I'd have to agree with >>14064236. They CAN kill you, but they don't. They love you too much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064647
I love possessive dominant girls that can protect my smile, and control me. But when they force me to do things, it's not out of personal gain or some shitty agenda, but because they truly and completely love me and know what's best for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064660
You sound like a faggot and I hope you die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064668
The bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064585
>>14064628
That's right, the only reason they'd do all those thing is their drug addled state. And they wouldn't enjoy it either. Not like they put up with someone like you because of all the disgustingly lovey dovey sweet talk, or the ear stroking that makes them melt, or all the lewd things even if just thinking about it makes them weak in all four of their knees.
They only put up with all of the humiliation that's been forced on them for the sake of their daughters. The ones you also forced upon them and aren't giddy to be having, humming and knitting baby clothes were always their hobbies, there's no connection. The little ones will also need proper parental role models, so if you play along they'll tolerate your overt familiarity and even grudgingly submit themselves to satisfying your carnal desires which are weird and not at all rapturous or fills them with the joy of being desired.
They'll even put up with your bothersome comforting warmth on their backs and strong hands warping around their waists. The last thing they need is for you to fall off some dumb regular horse or get yourself into trouble by wandering off alone and leave your daughters as half-orphaned.

It'll all be a well substantiated ruse so those innocent little angels grow up in a semblance of a normal environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064660
Sounds nice.
Like having a Jinko who goes out hunting for bear meat while you defend the home and go fishing.
Yes, very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064673
Do you even know what bait means?

Of course you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064678
this guys mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064668
Is there a need for this?
I mean differing opinions, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064647
I really like the unusual eyes and pointy teeth. That's more in relation to predatory features than being demonically exclusive, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064681
You can go fuck yourself, If my opinion gets shit on all the time so will yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064660
To add to that, I've always liked the idea that they want you to be the best person you can be. They know firsthand what it's like to be true monsters and don't want humans to follow down the same path.

[Maritan No.]

Well... Now that I'm done with this piece, time to post everything on pixiv.
http://i.imgur.com/fhCHDkL.png
http://i.imgur.com/AlIMkwX.png
By the way... you guys think I can fit another tentacle up her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

Ever wonder when that Monster Musume Nichijou dating sim I keep hearing about is gonna be a thing?
Because I would very much like for it to be a thing.
That is, more than a trivia game written only in moon, I need more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064691
From what I've heard, it's going to be more like KanColle than an actual dating sim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064687
What are you upset about today, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064647
I dunno man. I think the "fear" part of the fearboner would be too overwhelming for me in such a case.
In the presence of such a dangerous being, I'd end up as a quivering mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064687
Like some water to wash down all that salt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
All the tentacles. More Iä Iä

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
>you guys think I can fit another tentacle up her butt?
>When there's already 2 in there
Please do not stick unnecessary things where they don't belong, Mari.
I mean, you're already doing it anyway, but let's be reasonable here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064691
>wanting to play a 3DPD Monster Girl dating sim.

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064675
True, I'd spoil our daughters and become the perfect parent and husband for my wives.
And should the full moon roll around I may fill their mommy up to near bursting like the good old days, stroking her ears and cuddling up with her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
Stop posting anytime now.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689

Rather good there, sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064705
No, no, not like fuckin' Sims: The Monstergirl Edition.
I'm talking about something along the lines of--for lack of a better game to describe--the Persona series, or Akiba'strip, maybe. Something that either lets you act as a host to a Monstergirl exchange student, or where you're in a mixed high school/university with a large number of monstergirls and humans.
That would be nice, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
Lewd! I love it.

As for more, well, you won't know until you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
Nice work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064725
My point still stands, EMG is absolute fucking garbage and wanting to play a dating sim based off that is fucking cancerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tentacles and Yuri are now allowed
>Maledom is not

Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
I'm curious, do you intend to draw monstergirl stuff outside of Succubi and corruption soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
Mari you are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064733
But Rach is great. Suu and Miia are second best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064733
>EMG is absolute fucking garbage
I can partially agree to that, only as far as it's probably because it's a harem that's not going anywhere.
If Oyakado were to take this idea of a setting where monstergirls adapt to human society and put it in a game where you're allowed to have a 1-on-1 experience with the girl you want as a host, or in a school setting, that would be cool to see, because it would mean you get to make your own choices to which girl you pursue, instead of having to settle for something you don't want instead, like picking a harem route where you might feel guilty about gigolo-play, or having to not pick any girl at all, a la the manga's current state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064746
Suu is a dyke and Miia is a beta retard that doesn't deserve Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064747
>Wanting Oyakado to make a monster girl anything after EMG and 12 Beasts.

You're a fucking retard, his art is shit and his "storytelling" is almost as bad as KC's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064736

What's wrong with tentacles? They're a core part of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064756
I dunno, I'm just throwing out ideas, man.
What would you like to see in a game about them?
Because anything with Egyptian lamias and shit would be about all I need. How about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064758
Because that anon, deep down, wants to be an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
http://i.imgur.com/tHLA4MR.png
This is meant to be game CG...
I need to work harder ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064758
They're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064709
good post 10/10 I'm sure mari will stop posting because you're butt pained

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064770
You're a piece of shit you think you can talk like that and just disrespect? 1v1 fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064768
>game CG
And like any other attempt at making a game, it'll inevitably fall flat on its face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064780
No thanks, I'd rather not be near a faggot who likes something like Tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
>Notice this wasn't a corruption picture
>She had succubus wings and tail even when she was "resisting" in the first image

Clearly faking struggle to get the tentacle monster to rape her. What a slut.

Also, where's cuck anon to complain about the anus tentacles NTRing the pussy tentacle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064768
Don't worry, Anon. Never give up. You just have to push on through and keep moving forward

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064707
What do you mean "wives?" That's not something you just declare, none of this 'they fucked so now they're married' nonsense. There must be a ceremony with beautiful custom tailored bridal gowns and lingerie, the nice lace and frills kind from both. And someone to officiate it.
Do Sea Bishops licensed to work out of water? Are Dark Priests even priests? Do Cupids even do weddings? And a wedding means you'll have to keep up the act infront of others! That means riding on their backs in public and saying how much you love them while holding their hands when people can hear it. Not too loud though, that would be embarrassing and improper.
And what about when they get all the weird cravings for all kinds of food and other stuff? And how will you divide your time up between playing with your daughters and "playing" with their mothers? And what will you say when the little ones start asking how and why their mommies have their new little sisters in their bellies?

You do nothing but make those poor Centaur's lives more complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
>Those unfocused eyes in the second one
Ooh, I need a minute
Also, that's a lot of detail in the cooch. I mean, good god. 11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064782
Coding is actually done, only CG and sprites remain. we're not expecting much out of this but it proves that we can work on something...
I'm just being a lazy shit and not doing what im supposed to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064799
>Also, that's a lot of detail in the cooch.

Anon, you're just too desensitized to Japanese censorship. It could literally be drawn in MS paint and it would be far more detailed than the black bars in your Chinese comics.

[Anonymous No.]

I rebooted my writefag shit I started a year ago and stopped cause I didn't like how it was going.

I won't do that again

So here is the link to Angel Fall:

http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=350

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064787
Those are probably all her husband. Fucking Sabbath and their messed up potions, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064804
Hey, I didn't mean it in a bad way. I meant it in a 'that's really spot on'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064801
It's totally gonna get good reception with all that QUALITY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064801
>I'm just being a lazy shit and not doing what im supposed to do.
Stop reminding me of myself. You're making me aware of the things I'm supposed to be doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064806
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064770
C'mon, nigga, you can tell me what you like.
Let's try and focus less on what we don't like, and discuss more about what we do like.
Like what kind of girl do you want to see KC draw next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064806
>touchfluffytail
I don't want to associate with Bobs stomping grounds, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064823
Eat shit you fucking faggot.

I hope a sand nigger slits your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
Wonderful. Maybe a smaller third one could fit in there.
I mean she a succubutt, what's the worst that could happen, she ahegaos harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064823
Not him, but I'd like more muscle girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064824
>I don't want to associate with Bobs stomping grounds

Welp, Bob lurks this thread, as does .less. You better go over to /monster/ before you catch the uncool kid cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064768
Chin up, I'm years behind you and don't intend to give up because people are more experienced than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064831
>what's the worst that could happen
Idiot. You've doomed the poor lass

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, pixiv is expensive. I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or relieved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064830
Nothing?
You're giving me nothing?
There's not one monstergirl you like at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064833
Both post there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064833
But /monster/ likes TouchFluffyTail and some of their writefags post on it, and vice versa

All things considered, we're the only Monster Girl place that hates it. I don't even know why we hate it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064823
Probably some more submissive girls so I can have something aside from a fucking furry.

Then again why bother, I'll never be able to post about her here because it'd just get shitposted about and eventually turned into a dom girl.

Fuck this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064780
Tentacles are love and give great hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064840
You have to pay to use any search method outside of keywords. Even sorting by date or popularity. Let me reiterate:

You have to pay to use the search function.

Few websites search so low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064797
Those are complications I would be glad to make easier by putting a ring on each of their fingers.
I'll find them all the foods they want and make time to play, and "play", with everyone!
I'll tell our daughters that their sisters happen when their mommies and daddy love each other very much!

I may also break out a sabbath potion or two and see what happens when a centaur gets pregnant with quadruplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064848
We like Kikis here.
And Cockatrices and Sea Bishops if those count.
They're basically the more submissive girls here.
Nobody's gonna judge you if you like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064841
Didn't you catch what he said?
He hopes a Girtablilu gets you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064847
Because memes. It's the same reason half the people don't even know why they hate Bob. (Or they're just petty, holding a grudge for something that happened (a) year(s) ago.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064848
>something aside from a fucking furry
Some elaboration is required. I don't recall Cait Sith's being subs. More of "fucking smug assholes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064861
>The Bob Truckercore story was 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064860
I don't want to get got by scorpions.
I'm terrified of scorpions.
Maybe not booby scorpions so much, but damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064852
>You have to pay to use the search function
No you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064848
Or you can just do whatever the hell you want like the rest of us.

I'll take my cuddlecore and loving hellhound over cannon any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064848
>kobold
>furry
There's only one fag that at least was trying to push dommy kobolds.

You really need to stop being an assblasted faggot about this shit, since I already recognize your typing style from your shitposts early on in the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064874
I don't know, cannon's can be useful
Yeah, they're super slow and take a century to reload, but the power

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064841
I like Dhampir
mantis
salamander
broken anubis
loyal sucubut
mari
Kitsune
shoggath
tengu
angels
gamer gazer
snow jinko
houri
lamia
manticore
shirohebi
and wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064872
yes, you do. If you want the results ordered in some way, that is.

otherwise good luck shifting through several thousand pages of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064879
>This fucking list
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064861
For people that were around for it, hatred towards Bob and the mass shitposting he caused was entirely justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064848
>>14064863

Does someone have the compiled list of the 20+ submissive MG profiles handy? I'm too lazy to comb through each profile to re-create it right now. Evidentialy poster is as well.

>>14064872
>Search any keyword or tag.
>Sort by Popularity
>"This feature is available to pixiv premium Members only."
>"We're giving away a month of pixiv premium free, normally X yen! Sign up now for this promotion*"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064841
I like Haohi and only Haohi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064878
I is sorry massa. I can spell better, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064883
Stop being picky. Go to Pixiv, search for X (preferably in Nippon for extra results), and get pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064869

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064894
That's actually surprisingly creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064874
>loving hellhound
That's how they already act, unless you're the fag the complains how they're "shitheads"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064887
>Sort by Popularity
There's your problem, chief. You're being stingy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064893
Picky? Have you even looked at half of this crap? At least the autists here weed out the bad write-faggotry here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064861
>People should get reset buttons on their reputation when they're not sorry for anything they do and in fact just keep doing the same shit that got them hated in the first place

Nah. Bob deserves everything he gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064906
Then just ignore it and go to the next page?
Christ, it's not killing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064898
Bitch please. I love them so much I threw one off of a... nevermind.

But they're actually my third favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064866
Spring 2014 dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064876
kobold dom has the gap working for it, and seeing a little puppy girl try to act assertive would be adorable.

I'm switch so I enjoy both.

Like Kikis (inb4 shit storm).
I could take a dominant, strict Kikimora who tries to keep her master from doing things that are too strange just as much as I could take a submissive, deredere kikimora that loves to be used by her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064909
I beg to differ. I'm pretty sure my brain cells are cooking as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064899
>Stingy
>Wanting the ability to search for things,without restrictions, for free

>On top of the fact they're already running banner ads for revenue, and premium accounts

Most Western sites like hentaifountry or deviantart seem to be doing fine without demanding payment for search functions as well.

This isn't 1995. Search functions should be free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064916
Get a doctor to check that out. Maybe the brightness on your computer is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064849
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064923
Or autism is contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064922
And it is free. It's not like you're being COMPLETELY restricted from searching
You can still type out whatever, click search, and get results

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064885
Giant orgy, all of them are focused on pleasing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064928
Those vaccines man

[Anonymous No.]

Ding-a-ling
I'm done with this thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064898
>Ferocious, bold, selfish
>ferocious
>selfish
>several paragraps of text about how they go full rapetrain upon finding a man and do as they please with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
Well, I can say that this picture is indeed smashing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
You've been watching too much season 5 bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
That paladin knows whats up. I like paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
It's been fun guys, time to get myself banned

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw all of my favorite monstergirl species are Ara ara onee-san types, or can at least qualify as one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064922
Am I reading this right? 14 dollars for six months? That's not actually too bad. They need to clean up their site

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/AiWSJ90a

It's-a-me again. I'm sorry for how rough this story is, but hope you guys could find some enjoyment out of the questionable as fuck content.

E Nomine is a pretty cool band to write to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064887
Why bother? It seems nobody aside from me talks about sub monster girls.

Might as well make them all doms, not like anyone will care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
This is sad

>>14064952
This is sad too

I want to hug abused Monster Girls, or ones who've been shamed and let them dominate me while I care for them and raise their pride back up with tender love and healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064952
y b&?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064958
It's erotic fantasy. Seriously, stop giving a fuck about everyone else. Like whatever makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064915
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064854
Well if you're going to be so considerate they'll have no choice but to be loving wives. After all they'll be taking real oaths to that effect not just doing some pretend ceremonies; an oath is an oath. But that oversight will be the only reason. Not like their hear skips a beat when you smile at them even though you pretty much did all the things behind closed doors that man and monster girl can.
And they only bought Sabbath fertility potions already because they were on sale and only a fool would not get some for rainy days at 60% off. Besides they taste good, not that they ever tasted them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064931
Intentionally restricting functionality unless you pay isn't what most people call "free." It's what most people call "a demo."

They also make you pay for lots of other stuff almost every art host has for free.

>Checking for updates from people you're following
>Having gif images in your avatar
>Filtering preview thumbnails
>Sorting stuff into folders
>Bookmarking
>"No delay on pixiv chat"(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064952
Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14062642
But they're best slime tied with Shoggoth
and this is best arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064924
They are woefully unappreciated girls despite the lovely dispositions, capacity for hugs and cuddling and the delicious sap.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064977
>Checking for updates from people you're following
Just go to their page
>Having gif images in your avatar
>Having an avatar anyhow when you're not an artist
>Filtering preview thumbnails
I've never encountered this
>Sorting stuff into folders
Oh wait, you're an artist, are you? Oh well in that case I can see why you're upset. I was talking about from a browsers side, not an artists side
Carry on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064983
I want a dire Jorou Gumo to dominate me!

[Maritan No.]

>>14064943
I dunno... I'd be pretty turned out by all of those judging eyes.
>>14064703
>>14064723
>>14064730
>>14064731
>>14064741
>>14064787
>>14064799
>>14064831
>>14064704
Glad you all liked it! More tentacles next time then.
>>14064737
Yup, I'm doing a commission soon that's been a rather long time coming.
I did draw mono-tan not long ago though.
>>14064768
Keep it up, you'll get there if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064952
Heresy! Also bullshit.
Mice deserve tender love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064991
You're taking commissions again?

[Maritan No.]

>>14064991
turned on*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064991
>I dunno... I'd be pretty turned out by all of those judging eyes.
>Implying
Be honest Mar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064983
>Somebody else realizes how good Shoggoth is

All of the Eldritch girls are maximum KOOOORU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064991
>I'd be pretty turned out by all of those judging eyes.
Mari is a pervert.

And absolutely no one was surprised that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064972
It would be wonderful, although I sure hope that our daughters never get to thinking that multiple births are the standard.

I'd also, should one of the wives be open to it, see if we can get one to be an oppai loli centaur.

Mostly because I want to see one.

[Maritan No.]

>>14064994
No not yet. Finishing off the last two on the list.
Then I'll be up for them again. But I may just wait a while and actually do requests in these threads for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065000
>You will never silently judge Mari from afar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064990
I want a Jorou Gumo to kiss me deeply and accuse me of asking for it, which i am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064969
>I like everything and nothing is offensive to me
>Fuck off faggot
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065004
>afar
I would get up in her face and judge her hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064689
THat looks SO much like Marivel
Also, pussy too haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065000
>>14065004
I'm pretty sure if Mari can pleasure itself to Flame_Mammoth.swf and a video of a giant Yakuza buttfucking a guy to death, it can do whatever it damned well pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065004
What would happen is Mari looked at herself with judging eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065008
You're a braver man than many
I will watch everything that will transpire afterwards from afar and then leave as fast as I can when she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065010
>Flame_Mammoth.swf
Oh yeah, you showed that to us the other day.
Please don't make me watch that again.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that MGs only lead weak men into temptation and sin.

Illias have mercy on their souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065009
>Wild Arms

Not gonna lie I fell in love with that anime but never played the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065017
Oh god anon the games are so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065015
Reminder that human are poop and have poopy butts, and that monstergirl want us to have not poopy butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81b0KET8tSc

HUUUUUUUU.

HUUUUUUUU.

HUUUUUUU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065010
>Flame_Mammoth.swf
What is this?
Is it some guy burning his dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065015
Monster girls are shitheads, I could care less about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064957
>“We did it right before you woke up. Mom said she’ll be here within the week, and that she’s more than ready to give you your… just desserts!”
Oh my, I look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065012
>Mari looks into a mirror
>Moves her head left and right, judging her looks
>Narrows her eyes and looked closer at her reflection
>Poses some
>Tilts her head to the side
>Suddenly, something dawns on her
>Adjusts her sundress
>"There we go."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065017
You need to listen to me and listen to me good, you bitch.
Play 3.
It's the best Wild West experience you'l get out of an RPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065015
>...heaven for climate, and hell for society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065015
Damn it Anon, don't make me sing it

[Anonymous No.]

Onee-Sabbath takes the thread by storm again I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065023
>>14048536

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064959
Me too man.My ultimate to wish to help sad, abused, or abused monster girls and help return their pride and smiles back to their faces. All of it with hugs, cuddles, and words of encouragement. Everyone needs a little help once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065031
I can't stop listening to it.

Mea culpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065036
Abused or abused you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065036
Would you help a paralyzed (from the waist down) salamander rekindle her fighting spirit?
Even if she's a bit out of shape from all the drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065033
Eat shit

Older sisters are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065036
If only people did this in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065040
I dunno.
Older sisters are pretty great.
Not as good as the aunt next door, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065040
Nuh-uh!

[Maritan No.]

>>14064943
WAIT WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
The guy on the upper left! Is that nigel thornberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065033
Onee-Sabbath a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065047
Of course not. you must be going mad, Mar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065014
It is not bravery that fills me, but rather the desire to show her that there are men above temptations. Men who will not, cannot, be tempted by her!
As much as we want a piece of that fine ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065047
Judging from the filename, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065037
You have to admit, it's a good song

[Anonymous No.]

Recommended stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065047
By god it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065046
Yeah they are.

Older sisters are cancerous dykes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065038
>Abused or abused you say?
abused is the correctterm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065047
LOOK MARIANNE!

I'M AN INQUISITOR! LOOK AT HOW GARISH I AM IN MY CLOA-HK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14064943
>>14065047
Son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065054
What kind of stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065050
>As much as we want a piece of that fine ass
That is the joy of watching from afar, my friend. you get to see it in all different angles, in different lightings. You get to observe its majesty. It's sculpted form. It's perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065053
It's my favorite in terms of depth and character. It definitely touched on things many people don't want to think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065026
I'll release it on my normal pastebin later. Not sure if I'll drop the link. But i'm not Bob and i'm not sure I'll ever do the hatesex sequel any time soon.

Just gotta have faith, and patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065015
It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
It is the monster girl
The fiend who sent this flame
It's not my fault
If in God's plan
He made the boner so much
Stronger than a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065033
Look either go blatantly revealing/showboating or conservative, none of this mix and match crap with the random hole in an otherwise normal top. You're a witch, not a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065056
Bet you like cousins instead, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065054
What are you into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065056
You can't say that about every older sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065036
This, healing is my grand dream, I want to run a special place where I can foster and care for all kinds of abused Monster Girls.

I'd want to console the Echidna who found out she was sterile and teach her that life still can go on, and try to help her find alternatives, such as adoption, or teaching. I'd want to help the mindbroken Jabberwock get back on her feet, and build back that high and mighty pride her species is known for. I'd want to help that poor anubis who has no self-control and gambled away her entire fortune by giving her a place to stay with food and shelter, all while helping her develop healthy habits and become a better person, so when she finally leaves she'll not only be back on her feet, but able to climb to heights she never thought possible. I'd want to comfort the onee-san Sahuagin who lost her little brother in a swimming accident, and help her continue on as well as overcome her newfound fear of the water and follow her old Olympic swimmer dreams.

I just want to help heal and improve as many Monster Girl lives as I could, I want to return their smiles to them and make sure they continue smiling and having a wonderful fulfilled life.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, help, /mgt/.
I need ideas for names. Dragon names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065069
I hate my entire family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065039
I gladly help her regain her fight spirit , I'm not one to turn my back on some one looking for help. Some exercises, sword training, and words of encouragement will be their to help this salamander regain the confidence in fight she had once before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065065
Plus even though Disney's brave enough to do certain things in their movies (Tarzan), it's really the only one that mentions Hell and the Devil
A lot
It's a Satanic ritual that most (kids) would miss

[Anonymous No.]

If you guys are a little bored.
You are in charge of training the following junior adventurer's guild party.

They are all lolis.

First is wizard, second is fighter, third is rogue

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065075
Draco Malfoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065073
You and I are friends.

[Maritan No.]

>>14065059
SMASHING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065075
What color?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065015
>tfw no gypsy moth girl's scarf to breathe in deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065042
I agree with, I wish more people would do things like this in real life, then maybe the world would be slightly better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065079
>Amazoness Wizard
>Mindflayer Fighter
>Sandworm Rogue
Wait a minute, I think you kids misunderstood these class choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065064
Only if you're lucky and get a good spot. But if you get in her face you can do more than just see. You can smell her as well, smell the taint of heresy which only strengthens your resolve to punish all monsters by public humiliation and sexual denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065079
>Nightmare Wizard
>Karakasa-Obake
>Rogue Apsara
The only one I want from this set is the loli Nightmare Wizard, gimme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065081
Both of you are my friends as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065086
If you tried it in real life people would just take advantage of it and either mooch off of it, fuck the person helping them over, or fuck the other people there who need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065067
Joking aside, I think the song is very relevant to the setting.

1. The dangers of lust
2. Evil and tyranny under a facade of purity and righteousness
3. Hatred born from fear and tradition

>>14065078
It's in no way a ritual, its symbolism for the dilemma in Frollos soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065071
Fuck yeah I can, Onne-sans are stupid carpet munchers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065076
Oh yeah, well I sympathize, because family is great.
Still, Christmas cakes, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065096
Well not mine! So you're wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065097
Even worse because of how often this thread will pair it with shotashit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065068
How else is she going to get an otouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065088
I see. You do bring up a good point. But I'd rather observe then to converse. I lack the bravery, per say, for field work
I'm a documenter who documents from afar, observing nature without touching in fear of messing with the ecosystem

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065083
>Last image is Nigel
You bitch.
Youuuu bitch.
http://i.imgur.com/b5YiYOI.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065101
I severely doubt that, she probably fucks tons of girls in your bed while you're out.

Dumb sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065075
We talking monstrous dragons who tear shit up or regal refined dragons who are to good to give you the time of day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065001
With a cadre of devoted wives it's really a question of when and which rather than if.
While any of them would be up for trying as long as it takes, which one bears the oppai loli makes the real difference. After all, having it on a bubbly little Shetland girl to round out her stocky figure is completely different than a Percheron who could make a man's head disappear in her cleavage before puberty hits and could be mistaken for a practically bountiful Holstaurus from the waist up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065073

This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065094
I think Frollo was a tragic character and I imagine many humans would face a similar problem in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065087
>Sandworm breaks into, and through a house while shouting "IM SNEAKY!"
>Also, Amazoness goes full muscle wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065102
http://i.imgur.com/XXyAwMR.jpg
WHAT CAN I SAY TO IMPRESS YOU, NIGGA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065105
We must work together so we can document in detail while still preserving our chastity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065089
>Scythe now has a little moon on it while her cloak has little moons and stars sewn into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065047
Fuck, can't unsee it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065087
>>14065122

In fall fairness, KC being KC, said that Sandworms can polymorph down to lamia sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065075
Samanda?
It's like Salamander but you know, it's I'll kill myself now.

[Anonymous No.]

Was the last picture really Nigel Thornberry?
I fucking love you people sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065122
>Some sod thinks since she's a Wizard she's terrible at close range
>He learned the hard way at what MAX Physical res means

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065124
Nothing, I've given up all hope to be impressed long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065118
Wanting to help Monster Girls down on their luck or mentally/emotionally/physically scarred isn't sickening, it's pure!

I'm going to heal Monster Girls and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065079
>Siren Wizard
>Arachne Fighter
>Medusa Rogue

I think I'm going to have to train this group to use their natural talents into wacky prestige classes.

>Magical Lyrical Harpy
>Arach Ne Dornez
>Solid Snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065136
So what's left for you here?
There's gotta be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065080
Too on the nose. And too blonde.

>>14065084
Silver. Or maybe blue. Mostly kind of metallic overall, I'd say.

>>14065116
Regal. Funny you should mention that bit about the time of day, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065142
Man is a creature of habit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065127
Hnnnngh, that sounds cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065125
You glorious genius. Yes, let's be partners.
Together, for scientific knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14055694
>>14055694
>>14055694
The thread will be dead soon.
Be sure to go to this one instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065117
The shetland would definitely get it, I love me some bubbly little girls with big "assets."
I would actually see if the Percheron girl would be willing to lift some weights so she could get fit and muscled. A living tank that I can (nibble on the ears and lovingly cuddle while stroking her abs and telling her how cute she is.)
Not that I'd ignore the oppai little Shetland girl, I'd want to carry her around if I could, although it would require some serious lifting or a few runes from a sorcerer to boost strength and bone durability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065142
Porn, I don't even want monster girls to be real for love anymore.

I just want them to be real so I can have more jerk off material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065054
Depends on what you're into.

Recommended writers would be shit like RSAnon, ELH, Lanternon, Tarrek, ugh... fuck. Harblador? I know i'm missing a few.

Not recommended writers who deserve all the hatred they get are the usual suspects like Alp, InariKitsune, UncleBourbon, Bollocks, Bob, NegaWalker (LITERAL. FANFICTION), Fizz, Aftyn, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065133
W-We try, whoever you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065151
Cheer up lil' nigga, we're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065092
That is also a sad fact of life as well, but I would at least try my best to do the right thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065143
Shara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065079
>Baphomet wizard
>Arch Imp fighter
>Cheshire rouge
motherfucking
bring
it
on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065079
>Ogre Wizard
>Minotaur Fighter
>Red Oni Rogue

AWAKEN MY MASTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065122
>"Hey Sandworm, can you break into that house and steal the keys from the sleeping guard?"
>"Can I? I'm a rogue aren't I? I'll be in and out so fast they won't even know what hit them!"
>They really didn't know what hit them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065154
No we're not, give up all hope now.

It's better this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065149
>Someone already pre-set the thread with the bait from /u/

This can only end badly.

The freaky-looking assless Lillim doesn't help things either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065115
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065160
>What were you fools doing?! We got robbed because they stole the key...from...you...
>W-where's the guard shack? Didn't we have one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065164
It was around the same time as they posted it in here. To let us know.
I'd say that dude's alright.
Try not to bring up pre-discussed things, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065149
I refuse to go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065147
Give me your name and I shall write you into my stories as the SCIENTIST

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a wise innkeeper. I'd stand around and polish old mugs with my rag while listening to the troubles of both humans and mamono.

My Inn would be neutral and rape-free ground for any traveler and would be enforced by humans and mamono that respected me.

I'd secretly be a retired hero trying to improve relations with our species a few mugs of ale at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065167
>Alright Jim, you were in charge here. Tell me what happened.
>I don't fucking know! One minute I'm taking a pet nap and then BAM! CRASH! SMASH! KABAM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065164
Assless?
Say that to her face fucker, not online, and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065175
Bob Negawalker Laska Bromont the 3rd.

[Anonymous No.]

Congrats anon, you've been randomly selected to act as a homestay for a girl or girls from our friends beyond the portal. You'll be expected to help them find jobs, keep them safe, and maybe help them "sate their urges" every once in a while.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ depending on preference.

Personality: 1d10
1: Genki
2: Thugdere
3: Light-Tsundere
4: Himedere
5: Racial Norm
6: Kuudere
7: Deredere
8: Clingy
9: Overly Lewd
10: Pick One

Body Type: 1d10
1: Chubby
2: /fit/
3: Pear Shaped
4: Hourglass Shaped
5: Loli (If already Loli, then CC)
6: Oppai Loli
7: Thin
8: Muscular
9: Racial Norm
10: Pick One

Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065174
Well, we can't really make a new thread, not without it looking like someone's shitposting again.
Just discuss monstergirls and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065165
No I think I'm right.

You're just deluded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065175
Real name or fake?
Fuck it, let's go with, uhh, what's a scientific sounding name?
Greg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>Genki /fit/ Baphomet

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065180
nagawlker still writes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065143
Give her a long winded royal dragon title that she demands the guy call her until she warms up later.

>"I am Alexandria Godiva Prospera von Maximilia Sapphire Valentina III"
>"Can I just call you Alex?"
>"NO"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
Oh boy, another shit, RNG game where personality has been reduced to the "dere's"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
Next time anon, you can make the exact dicerolls you want in a single link. Go to numbers -> integers -> set dice type and number of rolls.

Like so:

https://www.random.org/integers/?num=2&min=2&max=10&col=2&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065183
Someone made a thread with a shooped Cheshire on it, so I'm kinda worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065186
Greg of.... make up a town name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>hourglass himedere kakuen
I can't even begin to imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>Deredere Oppai Loli Titania
This is going better than I hoped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065198
Yeah, I saw that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065199
Uhh, fuck I can't think of names on the spot here
You think of something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065190
Ooh, I like this idea. Thanks, I think I'll give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>Deredere loli Lich
Well I'm not huge on loli but the rest sounds good

>>14065193
Oh boy, another shit post where anon replaces anything fun or worthwhile with inflammatory remarks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065193
Right, they do seem to be a bit overdone lately.
And they aren't even turning into good writing prompts, just "lol this list is bretty wild m8"
Either we need more involved games or more imaginative respondents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>Overly lewd muscular Yuki-Onna
Odd, but I do like musclegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065193
Easiest way to get personalities out of the way.
Much easier than going "Generally strict but sometimes goes easy on you."

Also this isn't the guy who normally runs it.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna share a sweater with a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182

Quirks: 1d12
1: Tall (She's 2 feet taller than the average for her species)
2: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
3: Twins! (Roll another body type and personality for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
4: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
5: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
6: Heiress (Rich, and has a retinue of 1d4 girls following her around. Roll body types and personalities for each of them.)
7: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
8: Echidna Daugher (Her mother was an echidna, and she's bringing a few of her sisters. Roll a 1d6 to determine how many sisters , and then roll as if you were rolling for twins.
9: Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated.)
10: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
11: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.
12: Choose Two.

After a period of three years, you may choose if you'd like to marry her if you like. If you got several, you can marry them all! We checked if they'd be okay with it beforehand, and there's only so many humans to go around.
You'll be given $1000 per week per girl to take care of them.

So, how does it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>Minotaur

I refuse to take in some bitch like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065222
What's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065205
Greg of Lightsmith
random name generators are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065222
Racist. You've going against the spirit of the program!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065226
She's a minotaur for one.

>>14065229
I don't give a shit, she can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065227
>Random name generator
Damn it, I should be using than instead of trying to think up names. I think I've used the same name for five different characters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065232
>>14065222
>>14065136
>>14065102
>>14065076
>>14064969
>>14064848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANMnMSpGxno

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065187
>>14065200
>>14065201
>>14065207
>>14065210
>Not waiting for the quirks.
C'mon anons, that's half the fun of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065233
Anon. E. Mus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065232
She's just a minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>>14065221
>Tall Himedere Hourglass-shaped Ghost
I love her looks and personality, but I'm deathly terrified of Ghosts. I'd do my best to keep her feeling welcomed though, I just wish I wasn't such a coward.

She sounds absolutely olev though, would do my best to serve her and make her feel welcomed, happy, and content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>>14065201
>Enchidna daughter
>Four sisters
Her being an Enchidna daughter will not change my mind from marrying her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>overly lewd
>oppai loli
>love freak
>Nightmare

Goddammit you tiny lewd horse, behave yourself or I'll drop an ice cube in that chasmal cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065243
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>twins
>Deredere loli Lich who is tall and bottom heavy

>Her sister is kuudere, pear-shaped, Bakunyuu Barometz-Lich

Can't believe I rolled 12 twice on quirks, good lord.

>>14065239
I just added the quirks onto mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065249
Minotaurs are far from the worst girls you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065248
>Implying that doesn't double the lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
Ah fuck, I goofed on the Echidna daughter thing.
It should say that you roll new species for each of the sisters too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065251
While that may be true, she's still fucking shit and I refuse to take in a cunt like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065253
>Goufing this hard
You were on a roll too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065255
How is she shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065250
>Her sister is kuudere, pear-shaped, Bakunyuu Barometz-Lich
You hit the jackpot.

Imagine an Undead Barometz with big titties and ass floating around in a purple jello ball, all while a robe struggles to contain her massive bosoms.
Are you pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065258
Ramba Ral, I've failed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>Overly lewd pear shaped Kraken with perfect skills of a housewife
I'd do whatever I must to make this woman the happiest wife on this god forsaken planet and try everyday to become a better person for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065260
Femdom monster to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065252
But I don't know how to deal with even the baseline lewd. It's like a paizuri machine on four legs. Probably has silly centaur lingerie too to try and tempt me into putting it into her horse pussy.
I've got stuff to do, stuff that doesn't include being balls deep in a half-pint Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065152
Isn't Bourbon dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065271
Then give her to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065265
Super-pleased.

>she's in the middle of an experiment, trying to focus
>being the cheeky cunt that you are you toss her sister into the jello, then jump in as well
>bouncing everywhere even sets off her huge titties, freeing them from her robe and bouncing them in her face
>she loses focus as your dick slips inside her and you bouncefuck her and her sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065270
Why didn't you just reroll the species you whiny faggot? Why are you making a big dea; about this in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065277
>being a cheating faggot.

As expected of a femdomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065270
If you are not okay with the monster provided, you're free to re-roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065278
Oh, you're just trying to stir shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065270
You're still on about this?
Any normal human being by now would have just been like,
>"You know what? Fuck this, I'm gonna write my own maledom smut."
>"With rough sex, and heart pupils everywhere. That's true love makin'!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065281
It's a joke retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065013
>>14065022
I know im gonna regret this but
what was if

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065284
For the zero other maledomfags here?

Yeah sure, let me get right on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065290
See >>14048536

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065292
>zero
Tell you what, I'll take a bite, see if I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065292
Listen, there's at least one other guy who likes maledom.
The only difference is he doesn't start throwing a passive-aggressive fit over other people not liking what he likes.
You should write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>Clingy, fit, and busty mantis
Well, some people are going to be envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065305
You can eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065299
Anon if you're going to lie, make it believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065305
>Mantis enveloping your arm with her sizable cleavage while pouting as well as a Mantis can

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065305
Enjoy getting your head bit off when she wraps it between your thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>Yamato Nadeshiko Troll triplets
>one is a pear shaped kuudere
>the second is overly lewd and chubby
>the third is an overly lewd loli
I don't know if Trolls are a dwindling species, but I'd breed these three like they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065182
>deredere pear shaped masochistic red oni
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065316
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065312
It's true.
I like maledom.
I respect that not everybody likes maledom. That's okay.
And I think there's no reason to act like >>14065309 and >>14065278 because of that fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065323
Why? Wouldn't femdomfags like you enjoy that kind of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065312
Last time I checked, I existed.

Now what, smart guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065324
No you don't, what you actually like is femdom but you're pretending to like maledom.

Just like everyone else to says that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065327
Remember to ignore the angry anon and take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065324
I have reason to believe that >>14065316, and >>14065327 are very likely from the same person, along with those posts you linked to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065327
Femdom =/= vore.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, why are we doing the femdom/maledom stick again?

Your waifus would be disappointed in you. Guess who isn't getting any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>succubus
>himedere
>Pick one chubby
>Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)

I think this will go quite well actually, a chubby succubus sounds cute and I would gladly make her feel anyway I could if she gets bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to report and ignore whenever the femdoms try to start shit. Just report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065333
It's okay, anon. I believe in you too.
I believe in a world where men can chase Cockatrices through the woods and tackle them after having run after them for 50 miles.
And then plowing them in their tight cunts and watching them love it.
I believe in that world, where Kikimoras are willing to give anything to be with you, and that you can protect their smile with all your strength.
That is the world I believe in.
Don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065340
I already don't want one.

Besides it's true, maledomfags aren't wanted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065340
The fag with the sodium enhanced shitposting is at it again, like >>14065342 for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065342
>>14065344
Here be bait, mateys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065343
Nope, now I just shit on maledom since that's the more popular thing to do here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065340
'cause relationship power dynamics are serious business.
We can't just fetishize equality, or swapping off roles in the bedroom.
Gotta make a big stink about who's on top and whether we're subverting the racial traits of fictional hugbox mana monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065273
Nope, I kinda fancy an idea of small, lewd Nightmare even if she'd be a handful and comes with the risk of public indecency charges. Especially if she comes with the risk of public indecency charges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065349
Let me ask you this then: How can you keep crying with all that salt?

Quite amazing, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065349
I believed in you, Anon.
I still do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065337
But why is he doing it? Does he want more femdom, maledom or he is just trying to start shit? Because this is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065356
No you fucking don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065353
She'll probably invade all your dreams to make them wet dreams too.
>"Anon, why are you dreaming of scary things when you could be dreaming of fucking me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065293
well, i regret asking
i think this pic sums up my feeling right about now
http://imgur.com/0QiTTzM

[Anonymous No.]

We're next to die. Remember

Don't make a new thread.

USE THE BACKUP THREAD THAT'S ALREADY UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065357
He wants a pity-party, and is stirring the pot in order to get that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065359
What is your desire, then?

>>14065362
MAVERICKS, THE LOT OF THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065343
>I believe in a world where men can chase Cockatrices through the woods and tackle them after having run after them for 50 miles.
>And then plowing them in their tight cunts and watching them love it.
That's the good stuff. And by good stuff I mean a thoroughly stuffed Cockatrice after she's finally caught so her legs are too shaky to run anywhere afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065351
>hugbox

For people with one fetish, the people with the other fetish can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065363
Indeed.
>>14055694
>>14055694
>>14055694
It's gonna be our oldest thread isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065343
>>14065372
I am honored to be in the company of such fine gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065318
Spank the Oni anon. She's been bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065353
That's not actually a thing.
You get public indecency benefits in a monster land.
Free snacks at food stands, preferential treatment at stores, Lizardman cops giving you catcalls in the streets encouraging you to plow that horsepussy because they're bored.

If anything you'd just get harassed for being over clothed while accompanying your partner.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how maledom is only brought up when a shitstorm starts.

Says a whole lot about the fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065221
>>14065182
>Muscular Bakunyuu Himedere Scylla
>Heiress with her own ensemble

>Fit Tsun Queen Slime
>Tsun Loli Mindflayer
>Clingy Muscular Apsara
>Normal Thugdere Werecat

It's at this point I wonder if the money is even worth it.
Hell on Earth rank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065386
Your typing style is pretty recognizable y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't liked that thead so I make another one.
Here you guys go.

>>14061807
>>14061807
>>14061807

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065386
This bait is getting really stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065386
No, just...
People liking things again.
You know what we say about people likin' them damn things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065392
My point still stands.

Maledom is only brought up when either someone is starting shit or shit is already started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065395
NOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065395
You actually had me for a second there. Good job Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065395
here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065400
See >>14065396

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065361
I honestly forgot about that for a minute there. In the dream world she wouldn't have to hold back even as little as she would in the waking world.

Holy shit, that would be an extremely lascivious Nightmare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065395
You cheeky bastard. You got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065395
>16 hours ago
>Momiji thread
What are you trying to accomplish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065405
Keep being in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065400
Yes, I wonder who could be behind this. Could it be the ones who don't like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065416
>maledom a gud boi
>dindu nuffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065415
Keep baiting. It's here to stay, no matter how much shit you stir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065400
It's simply that one anon who does the same thing he does with everything he likes.
If people 'besmirch' it, he does everything in his power to shitpost about it to ruin the thing he likes for everybody because reasons.
It's probably the same guy who liked Mantis girls, and the same guy who liked Dragons.
At least, it looks like it, given ti's the same MO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065424
bitchboy please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065424
Your meme is weak. As expected of the jew of fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065343
>>14065372
http://i.imgur.com/WrQCmEY.jpg

>Be in the New Mexico desert
>That same fucking Cockatrice you've been trying to catch for months zooms by
>But today you're prepared
>You break out your new ACME brand rocket shoes
>OH YEAH TIME TO RAISE THUNDER
>She sees you zooming up behind her
>Flushes bright red and gives a laugh, going "Meep meep!"
>PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT! WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE! BUT DON'T LOOK DOWN, JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD!
>You're gaining on her
>You can practically smell her pheromones through your helmet and face guard, it smells like candy
>A "fuck me senseless and make me your woman" kind of candy, and you want more of it, your cock straining against the fabric of your suit
>She's slowing down, trying to catch her breath
>Jesus fucking Christ how far have you two gone?
>GPS says 20 km
>You can feel your rocket shoes sputtering, decide to GO FOR GOLD
>Dive at her, catching her by her midriff, your shoes finally giving up the ghost, she squeals out a "meep!" of excitement
>You land hard, cracking the visor of your helmet, you can see the Cockatrice nearby
>She's trying to crawl away, her tail arched above her backside
>She's dripping wet, holy shit
>It's like a flood, the drops of her arousal steaming as they hit the arid desert sand
>Your suit nearly rockets off of you as you leap at her, cock at the ready
>She's tighter than any human girl you've fucked, and she keeps trying to pull away
>She's yipping and moaning as you begin to fuck the shit out of her, gripping her buttocks and never letting her go
>Hell, you even throw in a slap or two for good measure
>She ahegaos when you erupt inside of her, thick globules of semen clogging up your genitals as you pull out
>The sun's getting low and you've got nowhere else to go
>End up making the Cockatrice the little spoon for the evening
>She just meeps and gives you a love peck on the cheek as you hold her close and never let go

[Anonymous No.]

I like both.
I'm sorry guys, I failed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065435
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065424
Great, now maledom is being equated to being a nigger.

That's wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065437
Now this is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065437
Not necessarily, not all black people are niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065433
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065437
Whatever, let that mangina be mad that not everyone sucks spit through their ball gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065381
>Lizardman cops giving you catcalls in the streets encouraging you to plow that horsepussy because they're bored.
They should be solving rape cases, or causing them? I really don't know anymore with monsters. The point is, they shouldn't be giving a naughty Nightmare ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont make a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065442
No anon,
>>14065433 This is some cute shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065433
fantastic, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065447
It is too late Sergei, it was always too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065443
>not all niggers are niggers

What?

[Anonymous No.]

ALRIGHT BOYS, WE'RE ALMOST THERE

CLEAR THE THREAD

THIRTY SECONDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065458
It's pretty ignorant to assume that you have to be black to be a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065462
Can we do that thing we used to do?

STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

Bang

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065463
No, I won't fall for your lies again, Jamal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065458
never seen a white nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065463
That's where the name comes from nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065466
HERE we go.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Miia cosplaying as Mia from Fire Emblem.
Is that dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to clean a Wurm's ears, brush her teeth, and comb her hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065433
Dick status: muh
Heartboner status: also muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065470
No because I don't live in a shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065473
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065473
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065395
Hey, this momiji girl is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065480
Don't you live in america or the EU or africa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065435
Who can blame you?
Some times you just want your waif to pin you to the floor and straddle your face as she teases your cock. She keeps you on the edge for hours while you are forced pleasure her only to recieve release when she is finally satisfied with your tounge work.
And sometimes you want to tie your waifus arms behind her back and show her to the ground. Her bare ass presented towards you as her face is shoved into the dirt. You thrust violently into her velvet tunnel and spank her supple ass until it's red. You fill her to the brim with your jizz and step back to admire the sight of your cream filled waifu who's face and chest have made a sizeable dent in the earth from your powerful thrusts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065487
I dunno, my want for fightan monstergirl art is getting out of hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065489
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065490
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065490
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065500
You first, grumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force my daughteru to eat frozen tendies as punishment for egging the neighbors house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065500
>I dunno, I like a bit of everything
>No, fuck off!
Again, any reason why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065495
Then kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch my monster mother in the face and call her a slutty bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Please make a new thread soon, my computer eats shit when the threads get this big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065513
Shitposters need no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065490
Mmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065513
don't reply to knee-jerk reactions like "Fuck off", it's the only thing they know

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065518
There is a thread already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065518
There is a thread already made, we just waiting for this one to croak. Won't be much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065518
see
>>14055694

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065518
>>14065375
We're using this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065518
Stop browsing from your Nokia flip phone, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14065518
Just post here then.

>>14062859