Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Sep 3 03:11:34 2015 No.14041523 [Reply] [Original]

ITT, where would you take your Monsterfu for your Honeymoon?
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

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Anonymous Thu Sep 3 20:49:44 2015 No.14044576
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Here's something special to start the new thread:

補足説明：
Supplementary Explanation:

「妖精の国」
“Fairy Kingdoms”

The kingdoms of the fairies are ruled by “titanias”, the fairy queens, and among humans rumor has it that they are “shrouded in happiness”.

They are purported to exist in a different dimension than the human world.

Fairies such as “fairy” etc. sometimes drag men they've taken a liking to back to these kingdoms, and others who supposedly were originally monsters in the first place such as “pixies” also slip into the kingdoms with their husbands.

There are rows of cute fairy houses made from mushrooms and trees, the kingdoms are rich in nature with fantastic scenery, and since the fairies' castles and towns are littered with fun toys and delicious sweets scattered about for the fun game and delicious treat loving fairies, they're almost like playgrounds for children.

It seems several fairy kingdoms exist in various places throughout the world, but many of the titanias have accepted monsters to try to make their kingdom a more fun place, and as a result monsterization has progressed through many of the fairy kingdoms, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 21:05:31 2015 No.14044636 >>14044576 you realize that these threads go on to the 2.5k ballpark and up right

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 01:05:39 2015 No.14045587 >>14044474 Who is bob? >>14044576 Another girl not to my liking but damn KC is on fire. I would like to see some less common monster.

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 01:10:03 2015 No.14045601
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>get a hellhound gf
>she starts cooking for you and tries her best
>it's really good actually
>you notice she doesn't eat very much of what she makes
>you ask why and she tells you it's because hellhounds prefer food spicy and she's been making her food suitable for what she thinks humans would like
>you like spice so you tell her to go ahead and make the food according to her taste
>it makes her extremely happy, she kisses you
>the next time she makes food, it's incredibly spicy
>you may love spicy foods but this is borderline painful, eating is a challenge
>you don't want to tell her the truth or else you'd hurt her feelings
>you put up with this for years
>eventually you get her pregnant and a hellhound daughteru arrives
>she eats spicy food just like mom, no respite
>daughteru asks why daddy always looks so sweaty and pained at every meal
>"probably because he loves my cooking so much, right, darling?!" she says with a kiss on your cheek
>"r-right"
>they both carry travel size bottles of their favorite southern, Mexican, and Asian hot sauces wherever they go
>the torment will never end, this is the price you pay for making a hellhound your wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 02:32:56 2015 No.14045816 >>14044576 >entire paragraph devoted to comparing penises to kids Dammit, KC. Titania is hot but this whole "Just think of dicks as kids that ejaculate from their mouths when you pat their heads" killed it for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 02:48:59 2015 No.14045850 >>14041523 What the fuck are you doing, OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 03:16:33 2015 No.14045919 >>14044576 She's okay. And it's cool he depicted Fairies and Pixies on the pic, now we know their sizes for good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 03:38:11 2015 No.14045965 File: 98 KB, 251x251, shoggothchan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ded already?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 03:57:52 2015 No.14046000 OP made a silly. Go to the actual thread: >>14041465 >>14041465 >>14041465

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:31:31 2015 No.14046076 >>14045850 What the fuck are you even saying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:33:36 2015 No.14046084 >>14046076 I'm saying there's a perfectly good thread >>14046000 and OP's doing stupid shit making new one as he pleases.

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 06:17:31 2015 No.14046279

>>14045601
>Implying I'm some weenie who can't handle my spices.

Nigga last time I ate butter chicken I ordered extra spicy and the indian dude working the till asked me if i was crazy. You know you got some serious shit if an indian man starts to get nervous.

>>	PantyQuest Fri Sep 4 21:28:53 2015 No.14049234 File: 98 KB, 625x1279, 1437645376895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wasp Warriors. http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1 Hornets added, page 70.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:30:05 2015 No.14049782 >>14045965 No!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:30:48 2015 No.14049788 So, we moving into here now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:31:10 2015 No.14049789 >>14045965 Shoggoth a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:32:00 2015 No.14049795 >>14049234 Oh hey neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:32:41 2015 No.14049800 >>14049788 Yes, this thread was made almost a full 24 hours ago. Whoever made the new thread is fucking retarded. You people can't do anything right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:34:00 2015 No.14049805 >>14049800 What "New thread"? The one that just died?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:34:30 2015 No.14049807 >>14044576 >>14045601 these were already posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:34:51 2015 No.14049808 >>14049805 The one that's alive right now >>14049780

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:34:59 2015 No.14049809 >>14049805 No you dumb asshole, this one. >>14049780

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:36:55 2015 No.14049821 >>14049812 Do you not search "monster" on the catalog to find threads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:38:04 2015 No.14049824 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, 1433959690391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow Tengu, Crow Tengu, so sweet, smart and fluffy! Crow, Tengu, Crow Tengu, the best of the lovelies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:41:04 2015 No.14049830 On one hand, people are starting to complain because I've been doing the whole thread sniping thing. On the other hand, there are two monster girl threads up at the same time right now and I'm reminded why I started doing that in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:41:14 2015 No.14049833 Well on the bright side we have a backup thread to go to after this one dies. Then again we'll probably fuck up and do the exact same shit next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:42:18 2015 No.14049837 I guess this just goes to show what we've always known: OP is a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:42:42 2015 No.14049838 File: 248 KB, 663x686, sadcore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you abused a manticore today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:42:44 2015 No.14049839 >>14049833 We're going to be stuck in a perpetual state of 2 Monster Girl threads constantly on /jp/ And soon it will become 3 And then 4 And slowly assimilation will be complete

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:42:48 2015 No.14049840 >>14049833 Just post a reminder when we hit page ten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:42:51 2015 No.14049841 >>14049833 >We had a backup when the old thread died >Now we have a backup for the backup I wasn't aware we were prepingfor something

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:43:30 2015 No.14049844 >>14049807 He most likely posted them thinking this was the new thread, then transfered it over when he found out otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:43:45 2015 No.14049845 Would you go Nuclear for your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:44:15 2015 No.14049846 >>14049839 cue some /jp/ native whining "mods, help, we're being raided"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:44:52 2015 No.14049848 >>14049845 I'd go Wild for my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:45:16 2015 No.14049849 >>14049846 What, all 5 of them? The age of touhou has ended. Long live the new era!

Seafoam Sat Sep 5 00:45:36 2015 No.14049850
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AFTER A THOUSAND YEARS I HAVE RETURNED! AND I BROUGHT A DARK PRIEST WITH ME!

In this update of The Word everyone's favorite not-shota gets not-raped after a not-date with his not-girlfriend. Other things are heavily implied. Enjoy!

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/100130317/The%20Word%20Ch%2002

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:45:51 2015 No.14049851 >>14049849 >What, all 5 of them? hahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:46:13 2015 No.14049852 >>14049845 I'll go Nuclear I'll go Wild I'll become a demon All for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:46:31 2015 No.14049854 >>14049845 No. But I'd go Tubular. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IhNucymsq4

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:46:32 2015 No.14049855 >>14049850 By the primedal gods, you're alive

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:46:51 2015 No.14049856 >>14049850 >It'sAboutGodDamnedTime.jpg glad to have you back, foamy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:47:15 2015 No.14049859 >>14049850 He's alive!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:49:26 2015 No.14049862 >>14049839 >/jp/ - Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:49:28 2015 No.14049863 File: 49 KB, 1000x800, handle with care.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have been visited by the witch kikimora of cleanniness, if you don't reply to this post with a headpat you'll be cursed to be untidy for all eternity!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:49:50 2015 No.14049866 I still wish to fuck a cheshire up the ass while she speaks queens english!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:50:16 2015 No.14049868 >>14049863 Oh you don't have to tell me to headpat a Kiki. That comes natural

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:50:48 2015 No.14049870 >>14049863 Can't I just hire a batch of mouse maids?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:50:57 2015 No.14049871 >>14049863 I'm already untidy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:50:59 2015 No.14049872 >>14049866 write it you fucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:52:24 2015 No.14049875 >>14049850 Jesus, I thought you got killed by ISIS or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:52:30 2015 No.14049877 >>14049863 I want to bully a kikimora for her anniversary of working for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:53:29 2015 No.14049880 How would you feel about a story set in not-Korea about kumihos

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:53:29 2015 No.14049881
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I'm confused, going to use this thread

>>14049723
>She is still dressed like she is going to a fancy party
>A yellow dress and a straw hat that women in the 50's would wear
>"Where are we going this time Anon?"
>You didn't think of that, you were too worried about the idea of her being involved in criminal activities
"It's nice out today, I was thinking we could go to the park"
>"That sounds nice Anon, I haven't had the time to go since I started working"
>Why not, you have a job but you would still have the time if you wanted to
>You don't though because of the rape potential
"It's perfect then, we'll spend the day there"

>"Anon are we still going to the park?"
>You really doubt that
>In the time it took you to drive from her house to the park it started to rain
>Not a light drizzle
>This rain can only be described as biblical levels of shit
"No I don't think so, we'll have to do something else. Have anything in mind?"
>"We could watch a movie at my house"
>What
>"It's raining so my father wouldn't want me out, he is probably worried about me"
"We can pick up this date when the weather is better"
>"No, we can spend the day watching movies at my house, and my parents want to meet you anyway. Please Anon?"
>It beats spending the day avoiding rape in the rain
"Alright, but we're going to the park next time"

>Back at the guard post
>They let you through immediately when they see Monica
>You pull up to her house before getting your umbrella out of the backseat
>You hold it above her as you walk her inside
>She opens the door to the towering figure of who you assume is her father
>God has forsaken you with this dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:54:03 2015 No.14049884 I bet Haohi would step on OP for fucking up with making a new thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:54:27 2015 No.14049885 >>14049871 >Untidy Anon: A man trapped in the filth of his past

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:54:42 2015 No.14049886 >>14049875 >>14049859 >>14049855 Guuuuys, Deep Blue V wasn't that long ago. >>14049856 Expect more soon. I've got another I'm on the verge of finishing too. Then horsepussy. Maybe. Eventually. I haven't forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:56:03 2015 No.14049889 >>14049881 >>God has forsaken you with this dad I still ponder why he's so reluctant, but regardless I look forward to what hilarity ensues with just what is so intimidating about her father...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:56:07 2015 No.14049892 >>14049863 I'm so untidy I'm pretty sure even a kikimora would leave out of disgust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:56:34 2015 No.14049893 >>14049885 Stop that. I haven't even played MGSV yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:57:49 2015 No.14049896 >>14049893 That's alright, I just had to get it out of my system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:59:07 2015 No.14049899 where is that sugar rush thing? i thought i could use ELH's thing to get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:59:21 2015 No.14049901 >>14049893 Oh, so you don't know that Big Boss did nothing wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:59:27 2015 No.14049903 >>14049893 The snake you play as isn't the real snake it's the medic

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:00:02 2015 No.14049904 >>14049893 Snake kills Dumbledore

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:00:16 2015 No.14049905 >>14049863 Headpat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:00:33 2015 No.14049907 >>14049901 >>14049903 >>14049904 STOP

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:01:16 2015 No.14049909 >>14049863 headpat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:02:07 2015 No.14049910 >>14049907 Quiet isn't a tranny and dies. It's sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:02:22 2015 No.14049911 >>14049845 I'd come Heavy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX0beZHshOw

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:02:54 2015 No.14049912 >>14049899 1,http://pastebin.com/Ugtvwycs 2, im not on that thing as i just here a few days ago, the greetext is the most i've done in a month and im too lazy to contact the guy and say "hey what about me?" so he has a right not to care about me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:03:15 2015 No.14049913 >>14049910 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOP

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:04:37 2015 No.14049916 >>14049910 Quiet also literally kicks a guy's dick off. It's awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:06:10 2015 No.14049920 >>14049913 Chico grows up to be a black guy Remember not even the Monster Girl thread is safe from Metal Gear Solid spoilers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:06:45 2015 No.14049921 >>14049907 >>14049913 This is funny to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:08:01 2015 No.14049923 >>14049920 How anyone would be stupid enough to admit not already knowing every little plot point on 4chan is beyond me. What did he think was gonna happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:09:32 2015 No.14049925 File: 224 KB, 1000x1000, holst cheek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14049863 cheek is part of the head, this counts also, missing: ryu headpat, wurm headpat, griffon headpat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:10:22 2015 No.14049927 >>14049925 I want to nuzzle an Alp's cheeks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:11:34 2015 No.14049930 >>14049927 Gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:12:25 2015 No.14049933 >>14049920 Stop right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:12:38 2015 No.14049935 >>14049927 Face or butt cheeks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:14:01 2015 No.14049939 i want to fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:15:24 2015 No.14049945 >>14049939 Anything in particular, or will any hole do for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:15:25 2015 No.14049946 >>14049912 why dont i do it for you?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:15:31 2015 No.14049947

Ok Anon,

After a successful training session, the MGC butler society has assigned you a one year contract with a mistress who you will assist, clean up, and perform butler duties for.
There are a few lines in your contract that prevent any injuring intercourse but you will need to supply them with spirit energy.

Unless noted, they are upper class

Race:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

And no, demon lord does not count.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude d10
1. Deredere
2. Dandere
3. Racial Norm
4. Tomboy
5. Kuudere
6. Light Tsun
7. Light Yan
8. THE GENKIEST!
9. NEET
10. Himedere

Body Type d12 (it's the favored type for slimes)
1. Oppai Loli
2. MUSCLE [Put's Onis to shame]
3. Toned (Gym bunny build)
4. Chubby (In her hips)
5. Racial Norm
6. Stongfat (getting carried to bed)
7. Hourglass
8. Loli (CC for permalolis)
9. Tall (foot taller than normal)
10. Short (Foot shorter than normal, half height for fairies)
11. FAT (Bottom heavy)
12. Thin (not skeletal)

Quirks d12:

1. Normal
2. Twins! (Roll new attitude and body type for twin, get a new quirk for them to share)
3. Dire (1 and 1/2 feet taller, adds MUSCLE)
4. Pygmy (1 and 1/2 feet smaller, fairies are 1/4 the normal height)
5. Chimera (roll a new monster race and mix them with the original race)
6. No Legs (Just like Leutenant Dan, mermaids/lamiods lose arms, slimes have trouble taking a form, harpies have no wings)
7. Head of an alchemical company (watch out for fertility drugs)
8. Runs a gym (Either reduce chubby/fat by one or increase muscle to toned/MUSCLED)
9. Politician (Expect to travel and maybe a scandal or two if she holds your hand)
10. Master mechanic, builds and repairs cars for fun (and profit)
11. Middle class (got you for a deal)
12. Shiny! Has a unique coloration.

Ok Anon, do you stay after the year?
Or is it just a contract?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:16:41 2015 No.14049952 >>14049947 Why the hell am I a butler?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:17:19 2015 No.14049956 >>14049952 Why do you keep waking up in a club with an oni slapping your ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:17:49 2015 No.14049958 >>14049913 Hey, remember that bit in MGS5 where Big Boss literally punches out the Sahelanthropus while "Beyond the Bounds" plays in the background?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:18:02 2015 No.14049959 >>14049956 I don't know. Someone help me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:18:05 2015 No.14049960 >>14049947 >Thin Kuudere Ghost politician Oh it's about to get spooky Wait, am I going to the Ghost Realm for this political debates? Because then it's going to get REALLY spooky

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:18:21 2015 No.14049961 >>14049956 There was this thing when I was a kid. I don't want to talk about it. The therapist said it would stop if I confronted my fears, but noooo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:19:12 2015 No.14049963 >>14049958 STOP YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:19:21 2015 No.14049964 >>14049947 >High-Class yet slovenly but fit kuudere Beelzebub ...yeah sure why not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:19:31 2015 No.14049965 >>14049947 >Shiny Genki Oppai loli Kakuen Meeeeeeehhhhhhh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:19:33 2015 No.14049966 >>14049947 Kuudere Oppai Loli Normal Matango Just end my life. It'll be much faster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:20:51 2015 No.14049970 >>14049947 >Dandere Chubby hips Ryu in charge of alchemical company Awww yiss

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:20:54 2015 No.14049971 >>14049946 dont bother, ill get round to it eventually

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:21:21 2015 No.14049974 What writefag triggers the most butthurt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:21:28 2015 No.14049975 >>14049965 That sounds good to me. >>14049964 Hey, that's why she has you. She keeps her body nice, you keep her house nice. so she can get it dirty again >>14049959 Sorry Anon, you're there until you learn your lesson.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:21:33 2015 No.14049977 >>14049947 I have been assigned to a Kitsune-Bi. She's short and a NEET, but otherwise normal. I'm weighing my options at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:22:09 2015 No.14049978 >>14049975 >Spoiler A butler's work is never done t'would seem...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:22:16 2015 No.14049979 >>14049947 Hourglass orc that runs a gym ...im ok with this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:23:42 2015 No.14049983 >>14049978 Nope, never is. Especially if she wants to dirty the sheets in a certain way. >>14049979 Don't forget that the gym part also makes her toned in addition to having an hourglass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:24:10 2015 No.14049986 >>14049947 Twin cockatrice politicians >Sister 1: Bottom heavy light yandere >Sister 2: Strongfat deredere I'll stick around, it seems like it'd be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:24:14 2015 No.14049987 >>14049974 not me lol hurray of obscurity!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:24:21 2015 No.14049988 >>14049975 What lesson? I haven't even done anything! I just keep running into situations I wouldn't go anywhere near, Like that one time I walked into someone else's house for the eighteenth time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:24:38 2015 No.14049989 >>14049983 A certain way? Drat, those stains are rather tricky to get out...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:25:19 2015 No.14049991 >>14049970 >Is love struck with you since day one but can't bring herself to tell you. >Goes on for the year until the final month when you clean her room and stumble across all the letters she wrote but never sent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:26:22 2015 No.14049996 >>14049988 >Like that one time I walked into someone else's house for the eighteenth time! Only 18? Have RPGs taught you nothing? Other people's houses have the best loot. ALWAYS enter strangers' houses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:26:30 2015 No.14049997 >>14049988 The lesson Anon is that you need to know how to react when an oni walks up to you and slaps your ass when your in a club.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:26:38 2015 No.14049998

>>14049947
>First roll I get is Demon Lord
For fuck's sake, not again.

>Mantis
As good as it gets without getting perfect. I happily accept.

>Light Tsun
Bearable, I suppose.
>Thin
Well, at least I can carry her easily.
>No legs
Well then, thank god I can carry her even more easily, then.

Not my waifu, but I could see myself renewing that contract.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:26:54 2015 No.14049999

>>14049881
Also if the Anon who made the pastebin for me is here thank you

>You're not exactly a short guy
>But compared to her dad you feel like a kid again
>He could be a fill in for Arnold Schwarzenegger
>"So you're Anon?"
>You're deader than dead
>Zombies are going to feel bad for you
"Yes sir, i'm Anon"
>If you act polite maybe he won't hunt you down
>"Honey don't scare off Monica's little boyfriend"
>Little
>Even her mom is taller than you, is this how normal women feel
>"I'm just worried about Monica, we don't know anything about Anon, what if he just wants to use her"
>"Like how I used you?"
>"Don't say that infront of them"
>"What, you loved our first date"
>"You raped me when I was lost in the forest"
>"It was so romantic, your father was lost and scared, I might have raped him but I saved his life. I fed him and kept him warm those cold nights."
>While the two of them argue Monica drags you out of the room
>"Sorry about that Anon, my father is really protective"
>Both her parents are insane, you can still hear them arguing
>Monica brings you into a open room, a large screen on one side and a projector on the other
>You assume this is a home theater since she wanted to watch movies
>"What movies do you like Anon? Action, Horror, Sci-Fi?
"You can pick, i'll watch just about anything"
>"Okay, but no taking it back"
>What does she mean by that
>Before you can ask her she brings the movie to your face
>Love is a 'Monster'
>God damn puns

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:27:09 2015 No.14050001 >>14049947 Ghost The Genkiest Thin Master Mechanic 8/10 would pop the hood for. If only she wasn't thin,

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:27:52 2015 No.14050004 >>14049998 Just get ready for her to pout when you pick her up to carry her up stairs and have her start nuzzling into your chest a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:28:32 2015 No.14050009 >>14049996 Not monster girl's homes, they just have various sex toys in their homes. >>14049997 But I hate going to clubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:29:08 2015 No.14050010 >>14049963 Don't forget the scene where it's revealed that Code Talker is actually A robot being controlled remotely by Chico, who is actually Raiden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:29:18 2015 No.14050013 >>14050009 And if you keep acting like that you're just going to wake up again to some oni slapping your ass in a club.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:29:44 2015 No.14050015 >>14049947 >Doppelganger YES >Kuudere YES >Racial Norm Sure >Normal Not too bad, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:29:55 2015 No.14050017 >>14049947 >11. FAT (Bottom heavy) If that's what let's her sleep at night, but calling herself bottom heavy doesn't ignore the fact she's also top heavy and midsection heavy. She's just plain heavy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:30:03 2015 No.14050018 >>14049999 I wonder how Mantis-Dad'll react when he finds out anon really is just using her...for now at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:30:20 2015 No.14050021 >>14050013 >Anon having perplexed and repeating dreams each night about an Oni slapping him on the ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:30:44 2015 No.14050023 >>14050009 If we follow off Saints Row you could find yourself a wicked two hander.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:31:19 2015 No.14050024 >>14050017 Yep, one could say that the girls who roll that are....fat asses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:31:45 2015 No.14050026 >>14050023 But that's because it's combined with a baseball bat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:32:20 2015 No.14050027 File: 165 KB, 1275x713, 1412699448379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gotta keep your best weapon clean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:32:28 2015 No.14050030 >>14050026 Pretty sure it was just a big handle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:32:49 2015 No.14050034 >>14050009 >they just have various sex toys in their homes. That does nothing to contradict what I said. I mean, the +4 Whip of Domming I found in that one dark elf's treehouse is still part of my loadout.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:33:04 2015 No.14050035 >>14050024 I'll still serve her, fuck her, and marry her, but she has to understand she needs to accept reality and not sugar coat it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:33:37 2015 No.14050036 >>14050027 I'm the knight of spear, though. I don't know how to use my weapon, let alone how to clean it properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:35:06 2015 No.14050041 >>14050036 >Knight of Spear Oh great, banana jokes and innuendos all over the everywhere...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:35:29 2015 No.14050043 >>14050034 Anon the hell are you talking about? None of the stuff I've picked up has had stats or any of that +4 bullshit.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:35:38 2015 No.14050044

>>14050004
I know it's wrong to take advantage of her, but I really want to find excuses to carry her around everywhere.
She can go along with the excuses too, so we can both pretend that it's necessary, and can't be helped. At least until she gets picked up again, and one of us crosses a line we'll never be able to go back on.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:36:56 2015 No.14050048

Good night Anon's, take care and don't burn down the thread, it's shiny, new, and just got driven off the lot.

>>14049947
May as well give this a roll.

>Parasite Slime
Ok,

>Dandere
Nice

>Chubby with hips
Very nice

>Chimera mix with Damphire

OK, so I've got a chubby Damphir with hips who ran afoul of a parasite slime.

I'm more than Ok with that.
Wonder if we should pay her single, vampire sister a visit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:38:31 2015 No.14050054 >>14050035 What is she? Is she going to be on top sometimes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:39:00 2015 No.14050055 >>14050043 Then you're not cleaning out enough houses. Worst case scenario you can sell your loot to buy loot in true murder hobo fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:40:19 2015 No.14050064 >>14050044 Just get ready for a lot of "It can't be helped" or "I'm only allowing it because its faster!" Until she warms up at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:41:07 2015 No.14050068 >>14049947 >sea bishop >deredere >tall >chimera with apophis This is quite an unusual fusion, but I she and I will get along quite well. I also have to wonder what exactly she looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:41:36 2015 No.14050069 >>14049947 >Lilim >Light yan >Muscle >Politician I like it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:41:55 2015 No.14050070 >>14050054 Karakasa Obake. She'll be on top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:42:29 2015 No.14050072 >>14050068 Behold!, the purple serpent priest of the sea!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:42:51 2015 No.14050074 >>14050069 I am so jealous of you right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:43:51 2015 No.14050079 >>14050068 Purple scales, snake eyes, mermaid tail, fangs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:43:59 2015 No.14050081 >>14050072 Ah yes, I shall gratefully enjoy her and purple is always a nice color on anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:44:02 2015 No.14050082 >>14050069 Colour me jealous

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:45:15 2015 No.14050086 >>14050070 That's a big umbrella. Hope you enjoy her cuddling you afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:46:18 2015 No.14050089 >>14049991 How hopeless. I suppose I'll have to extend my contract indefinitely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:48:36 2015 No.14050095 >>14050072 I smell a story! A hybrid sea bishop that's a little insane, uses her fangs to force people into following her religion

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:49:11 2015 No.14050099 >>14050089 >Tell her this. >She starts trembling and you see her lips turn up in a small smile. >Can't do work for an hour because she just wraps you up and spends that time snuggling you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:49:16 2015 No.14050100 >>14050079 With a description like that, I think I'll get along extremely well with my purple, sea serpent priestess, sea serpents are always cool in my book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:51:24 2015 No.14050103 >>14050095 I agree, someone should do a story on this, sounds like it could be extremely fun and unique.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:56:43 2015 No.14050117 >>14050103 the problem with me is that im mostly a ideas man and barely work on them myself. its why i take so long to write something. hell, that idea about the Kakuen still bugs me.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:57:15 2015 No.14050122

>>13908888
Continuing a story from many, many threads ago

>After you see that the succuwhore had left the building, you check your schedule
>you had an appointment with 'Mono' in thirty minutes
>goddamnit
>another crazy bitch is coming
>fuck
>the last time that whore came to visit, she had
you pay 5K in repair fees
>A scream calls out near the halls
>ah, she came early
>you quickly pull up your portable microwave
>you have about 50 seconds until she reaches the room
>you quickly half-toss the cleadon in the microwave and set it to 30 seconds
>a quick ding and 30 seconds later you set celadon on the table
>with 20 seconds left, you quickly spray the room, clearing it of any girl-scent
>last time she smelled another woman in your office, the second biggest gang war broke out in the city
>with 5 seconds left you quickly sit down and wait
>Her raucous voice rings through the doors
>she's right behind you
>her heavy voice tickles your neck and you can feel the moisture
>this is creepy as hell
>how did she manage to sneak through the ventilation
>"H-Hi anon. I-I had some problems with our brothel agreement s-so I've come to talk about it. Is t-that okay with you? I-I'll leave if you don't want a pathetic waste of oxygen like me..."
>she'll probably burn one of your whorehouses in frustration if you refuse her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:58:34 2015 No.14050125 >>14049947 >Dark Elf >Light Yan >Oppai Loli >Politician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUy_dlKC0I I want to leave when the contract is up, but I don't think I'll be physically capable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:00:18 2015 No.14050130 >>14050122 No way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:00:52 2015 No.14050132 >>14050130 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:01:32 2015 No.14050135 >>14050132 I refuse to believe that story has come back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:02:27 2015 No.14050138 >>14050135 B-But it has pls believe me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:02:31 2015 No.14050139 >>14049947 >NEET, fat-bottomed Sahuagin alchemist. So if she's NEET, I assume her parents own the company and she just experiments with the products. She's going to make me do lewd things isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:03:59 2015 No.14050147 >>14049234 Requesting someone to draw a Japanese Hornet Girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-F_LvAcM2s

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:05:04 2015 No.14050149 >>14050139 >Today we're going to see how many raging shrooms it takes to overpower paralyzing venom

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:05:39 2015 No.14050151 >>14050139 Yes. Very much so. just hope she doesn't have a pregnancy fetish, otherwise she may give you a booster and pop a few herself and see how many kids she can get. Assuming you'd want to take responsibility of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:06:08 2015 No.14050152 File: 28 KB, 300x240, me-gusta-indeed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050139

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:08:20 2015 No.14050154 >>14050149 That's probably going to kill the guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:10:07 2015 No.14050158 >>14050154 That or she ahego's like no one's ever ahegoed before while getting so much stuffed into her that she looks like a fairy after a gang bang. All on camera so she can sell it for more NEET monies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:10:39 2015 No.14050159 >>14050149 >You lie helpless, not being able to move, but with an intense throbbing erection while she teases you with her fat rump. >Have to do what the NEET Sahuagin says because her parents are rich as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:12:39 2015 No.14050161 >>14050158 No that's probably going to kill the guy, but at least they can see how a monster girl reacts when their partner dies mid sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:13:37 2015 No.14050162 >>14050161 If she's as much of a spoiled NEET as I'm lead to believe she is, she'll probably just mark it up as a failure and get her parents to buy her a new butler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:14:37 2015 No.14050166 >>14050162 Geez man, that's cold of you to think that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:15:10 2015 No.14050168 >>14050166 It's true though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:15:41 2015 No.14050170 >>14050166 Well she is a fat NEET. I will take her if the other guy doesn't want her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:15:54 2015 No.14050171 >>14050117 there's nothing wrong with being a ideas guy I want to know about that kakuen thing so gimme some of your ideas, maybe me or one of the others here will take them

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:16:28 2015 No.14050173

>>14050162
>Sahuagin and her parents walking around with a lot of security
>She sees an anon that catches her fancy
>Tells her parents she wants him and points
>Her mother snaps her fingers and a jet black tinted car drives up next to him
>It stops next to Anon and a guy in a suit and sunglasses puts a bag over his head and pulls him into the car
>It drives off as if nothing happened

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:17:01 2015 No.14050175 >>14050168 Ever the edgiest people here have more respect for life then that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:19:29 2015 No.14050183 >>14050175 I don't think you know how little most rich people care about other people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:21:09 2015 No.14050188 If I vote for Trump, will he make sure to deport all the Wocks and build a wall to keep them out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:21:41 2015 No.14050189 >>14050183 >Implying she won't go full Tomoko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:21:44 2015 No.14050190 >>14049850 It's too bad you didn't do more 'Mother of Monsters' instead of 'Puling Coward Gets Hit On.' Mouse is pathetic to the point of being unlikable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:21:55 2015 No.14050192 >>14050183 But you would think directly causing the death of someone and seeing them die in front of them would shake them up more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:22:19 2015 No.14050195 >>14050188 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:22:33 2015 No.14050197 >>14050188 We can only hope, a Wock took my job as a cashier the other day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:23:21 2015 No.14050198 >>14050195 Good. No more taking them, ever again. >>14050197 How, they don't even move. Or talk. How do such things live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:23:25 2015 No.14050199 >>14050188 Trump can't stop the wocks. Nobody can stop the wocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:24:25 2015 No.14050205 >>14050198 They live off the energy of the poor saps that take them, then they cause countless damage and violence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:24:57 2015 No.14050207 >>14050188 He can't do that! I will hide them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:26:04 2015 No.14050212 >>14050207 Don't! You'll just give them more power!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:26:42 2015 No.14050215 >>14050189 So a lewd pervert who smells her Butler's underwear and listens to ASMR of guys telling her how dirty they think she is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:26:47 2015 No.14050216 >>14050207 You're messing with powers beyond your understanding!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:27:06 2015 No.14050218 >>14050188 He'll deport any brown MGs, any that are over 10% monster, any that aren't american enough, and any that don't have enough money. Tanukis stay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:28:09 2015 No.14050221 >>14050215 Yes.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:28:32 2015 No.14050223

>>14050212
>>14050216
We can't stop him. He's got this burning like his veins are filled with nothing but gasoline

And with a wock it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen

>>14050218
I'll take that over the European alternative of "Let them all in". Letting the wocks in was our greatest mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:28:57 2015 No.14050226 >>14050207 Harboring illegal Wock immigrants is an offence Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:29:18 2015 No.14050227 I'd rather have wocks than Trump for president. All you have to do is train your wock and get her to level 16 to evolve her into a loli Jabberwock, and at 36 you can make her into a busty christmas cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:29:45 2015 No.14050229 >>14050218 >Deporting brown MGs And then I became a domestic terrorist.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:30:17 2015 No.14050230

>>14050171
really? okay then,
the kauken thing is a human female doing a nature documentary on kakuens. she slowly turns into one of them and goes after her cameraman.

the other idea was a mercenary escorting a spoiled brat thin which after he rescues her from a lillim, she turns gradually into a salamander.

the last one is from a few threads back, a hard ass commander who's actions get him abandoned by his men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:32:34 2015 No.14050237 >>14050212 >>14050216 >>14050226 Ok, I won't hide them. I will marry all of them instead, that way they can stay in the country.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:32:45 2015 No.14050238 >>14050218 Good, maybe then the cops will crack down on that depraved Dark Elf BDSM club. Those kinds of Elves can't be trusted I tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:33:38 2015 No.14050239 >>14050237 But that's even worse! Then they'll turn into busty Mega Wocks that will infest the country!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:33:45 2015 No.14050240 >>14050227 Even Trump trembles at the evil in a Wock's heart. Do you want them to enslave us all?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:34:57 2015 No.14050242 >>14050238 How would you feel about a Dark Elf who writes children's storybooks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:35:55 2015 No.14050246 >>14049999 >Also if the Anon who made the pastebin for me is here thank you You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:36:14 2015 No.14050247 >>14050239 Then so be it, history will judge me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:36:16 2015 No.14050248 >>14050242 Bet she forced a respectable human boy into writing it for her. God damn nigger elves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:37:59 2015 No.14050253 File: 66 KB, 270x225, Either way its all gonna burn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050223 >>14050237 >>14050247 Mad man, absolute mad man, you've no idea what you've done

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:38:08 2015 No.14050255

>>14050248
Oh no, no, no, of course not. She wrote them all herself. She's quite proud to be spreading her people's culture to children everywhere in an approachable, fun way with cute stories and delightful art.

The joke is that almost all her books have the core "Lesson" of encouraging girls to pursue sexually experimental relationships with their fathers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:38:19 2015 No.14050256 >>14044576 Looks like KC is on an onee-chan / aunty roll now, after all the abominations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:39:15 2015 No.14050258 >>14050247 >Then anon was then on known as a retard who caused the enslavement of everyone in America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:40:22 2015 No.14050265 >>14050258 I for one, welcome our Wock overlords,

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:41:21 2015 No.14050267 >>14050265 I don't, fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:41:32 2015 No.14050268 If your daughteru came home with a wock that she found, would you let her keep it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:42:40 2015 No.14050270 >>14050267 But they only oppress and control us because they love us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:44:12 2015 No.14050273 >>14050268 God no, I would destroy it and disown her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:45:33 2015 No.14050277 >>14050122 >>14050138 welcome back don't die on us

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:46:00 2015 No.14050278 >>14050273 Careful Anon, if you strike it down It will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:46:09 2015 No.14050280 File: 263 KB, 618x900, 1441435569781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for the anon from a few threads ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:47:00 2015 No.14050282 File: 493 KB, 778x1100, Cancer2..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MAKING LOVE LIKE CRUSTACEANS VENTING ALL OF OUR FRUSTRATIONS

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:48:08 2015 No.14050284 >>14050278 No it will be dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:48:45 2015 No.14050286 File: 422 KB, 1250x1500, 1405092637172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When those Jabberwockys started bringing in boxes we should inspected them, they were smuggling Wocks in the whole time. Now it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:49:01 2015 No.14050287 >>14050230 The kakuen one sounds the best to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:49:20 2015 No.14050289 >>14050284 That is not dead which can eternal lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:51:00 2015 No.14050292 >>14050286 I knew there was something up with them! I bet that shota upstairs was in on it too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:51:22 2015 No.14050293 >>14050289 they have to tell the truth some time, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:51:55 2015 No.14050294 >>14050280 Christmas yeti?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:54:17 2015 No.14050298

>>14050292
All the years of you sending her up to rape him constantly. All the medical bills, and broken pelvises. The Wocks must serve as his revenge.

Ultimately, this whole problem started just because when people were hit on by their cute lusty Jabberwock delivery girl with a package for them, they refused to take it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:55:37 2015 No.14050302 >>14041523 That's a nice zbrush sculpt but why wouldn't he render it at all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:55:56 2015 No.14050303 >>14050298 Oh my god it's all makes sense!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:56:43 2015 No.14050305 >>14050282 I thought that was a gif because it looked like she was wiggling around a bit. Turns out my vision is just getting swimmy. I think now is a good time for me to go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:57:18 2015 No.14050306 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:02:02 2015 No.14050316 >>14050302 I dunno. It's just a WIP for what the artist is planning out for February.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:03:11 2015 No.14050320 >>14050306 >You will never be given a nursing handjob by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:04:00 2015 No.14050321 >>14050306 >You will never be bitten on the head by a Shellder

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:04:45 2015 No.14050324 File: 227 KB, 1020x653, Prepare to be bullied, nerd..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050320 Forcibly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:06:03 2015 No.14050329 >>14050324 Mutually forcibly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:06:06 2015 No.14050330 >>14050320 >You will never milk a holstaurus only for her to ponce and pin you down mid session saying that it's time to milk you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:06:07 2015 No.14050331 >>14044576 I was down with this until he went off ranting about those unfortunate comparisons to comforting crying children. Even for KC that was too weird and a little bit creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:06:48 2015 No.14050332 File: 718 KB, 1344x2260, 1394581140373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:08:40 2015 No.14050335 I want to live in the space age, where all the power and potency of a gallon of holstaurus milk can be contained within a single medicine pill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:09:44 2015 No.14050337 >>14050287 "Really? i want to see the salamander one."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:10:09 2015 No.14050338 >>14050122 >Last post, 25 days ago I'm pretty sure 98% of the thread won't remember who you are or what the story is about, particularly if it wasn't a long running saga. You should post a synopsis or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:11:06 2015 No.14050339 File: 162 KB, 780x1024, 1423884939717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050332 I truly can't stress how much I want to run my own Holstaur farm. With a Dog Girl to help me round them up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:11:23 2015 No.14050340 >>14050306 Does this count as reportable spam since it's literally verbatim copy/pasting of text and images every single thread? Or does the fact it's only one a thread make it count as non-spam?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:14:19 2015 No.14050347 >>14050335 Then slip pills into the drinks of your Monster Girl co-workers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:17:47 2015 No.14050351 >>14050347 Slip 3 Holstaur Pills in that Cougar Alp's coffee, then send her down to help educate the new recruit on the space station, and take him under her wing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:18:05 2015 No.14050352 >>14050347 If people could get away with legally slipping pills into other people's drinks, anon would already be tied up in a rape dungeon in someone's basement rather than plotting /d/-tier, car-sized boob expansion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:18:31 2015 No.14050354 >>14050351 >Cougar alp Tell me more about this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:19:53 2015 No.14050358 >>14050335 I want to live in the space age, where I can create any kind of monster girl chimera I want in my isolated space station and capture 'unwilling' specimens to add to the stock of genetic material I can play with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:20:04 2015 No.14050359 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050335 I just want Zero-G cuddles while admiring the view.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:22:42 2015 No.14050363 >>14050294 y-yeah i thought it was a cute idea and i'm still learning loli proportions

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:27:29 2015 No.14050374 >>14050316 You're right; found his post on twitter: https://twitter.com/fancy_form/status/632365329633574912 Looks like it'll be a figure that will be sold next year

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:27:46 2015 No.14050376 >>14050331 Dudes a pedo, self proclaimed at that. What do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:29:36 2015 No.14050379 >>14050374 >Checked the other angles Damn, I kind of want one now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:30:50 2015 No.14050381 File: 80 KB, 1000x1000, chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her signature move is the Chuuryuken

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:32:36 2015 No.14050389 >>14050381 But can it combat against an Aegis Reflector?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:34:04 2015 No.14050393

>>14049956
NO, anon! You weren't there. The Experiments. The nightmares. We lived them. We Were them! Every day, waking up in a club, random women slapping your ass. You have no idea. The horror. All in the name of science. All under the order of one twisted Lich bitch. Is this the cost? Is this the price we had to pay? Man doesn't need this kind of science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:34:48 2015 No.14050394 >>14050389 Im now picturing Urein as a amazon ...dont judge me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:36:00 2015 No.14050399 >>14050381 Chuuni mice going chuu as they kiss you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:36:03 2015 No.14050400 File: 75 KB, 416x350, 5UH5Mgk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050394 [Judging Intensifies]

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:37:06 2015 No.14050403

>>14050018
This. I mean, this is the point I would come clean and accept the punch in the face. "Well, actually sir, I am just using her. If it looked like I had a girlfriend, I could have escaped this halloween unraped."

I wonder what his reaction would have been. How would you react if you were in Mantis-Dad's place? I'd tell the dude to fuck off. He hasn't done anything punchworthy yet, and if I were a dude in MGC I could sympathize.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:39:34 2015 No.14050410 >>14050381 >another Chu-tan hinezumi fuck yeah thanks, you're a pretty cool guy

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:40:26 2015 No.14050414

>>14050379
Shame that; cause they only way you're getting one is if you're in Japan next February.

Though there is at least one Korean site that bootlegs 'em, but they don't get all of them. And even those they do get, they only produce 'em if enough interest is shown. They've had a listing for Wilmarina for a while, even advertised her a bit, but still no copies produced...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:41:47 2015 No.14050419 >>14050403 Seems it's been put on hold for the moment though; guess the author got busy with somethin'?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:41:50 2015 No.14050420 >>14050414 Oh well, I'll live without it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:43:51 2015 No.14050426 >>14050410 Well, I said I would do it, even if another drawfriend did it too. The mroe the merrier

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:43:52 2015 No.14050427

>>14049999
>You spend the next few hours watching romantic movies with Monica
>Most of them are cliche, end in a happily ever after kind of way
>Monica is enjoying them though, to the point where you can see some emotion in her face
>You can't really get into them
>You swear the dad is spying on you
>And it doesn't make you any more confident when Monica tries to recreate a scene from the current movie
>She kept asking if she could sit in your lap, you tell her no
>Mainly because you don't want the dad to kill you and hang your head on the wall

>After the fourth movie you decide to call it a day
>You've spent 6 hours here and want to get home and watch something manly
>"Alright Anon, thanks for the date"
"This wasn't what we planned, but it wasn't horrible"
>She walks you to the door, her dad and mom stalking the two of you through the hallways
>"Is there going to be another next time Anon?"
"Yes, and we'll actually go to the park"
>Before you can leave she taps you on the shoulder
>When you turn around she is level height with you
>Is she standing on a step ladder
>What the hell
>Before you can question her she leans forward into a kiss
>You can hear her mom let out a sigh and her dad make a threat
>Her face turns red as she gets down from her height assistant
>"I know you said not to be sudden Anon, but I wanted it to be a surprise"
>You get your goodbyes out of the way before running back to your car
>Running because of the rain and because you can hear her dad making more threats

>You get back home, locking the door and ignoring the annoying wives
>You're only supposed to be using this girl as a free pass
>So why are you so excited for the next date
>You can't let this get out of hand

Sorry i'm taking so long between these, not feeling as creative as when I started and I don't want to rush it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:47:35 2015 No.14050438 >>14050337 Nah man, give me my monkey!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:48:13 2015 No.14050440 >>14050427 It's fine, take your time thinking this over.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:48:28 2015 No.14050441

>>14050347
Possibly. Maybe there's supplements which give just a temporary health and bust boost. Would make for a fun little surprise

>>14050358
Mix a dark slime with a doppelgangar, and release your monstergirl version of The Thing upon countless worlds.

>>14050359
What about zero-g paizuri? Zero-g cuddle-sex Zero-g coiled lamia sex? Even zero-g slime girl lavalamp sex?
There's probably a lot of potential there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:50:14 2015 No.14050447 >>14050427 That's cool. Take your time. God knows plenty of writefags do. Lookin at you, Captain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:51:10 2015 No.14050451 >>14050447 Anon you Baka, Cap's a family man. He's not coming back Yeah he came back that one time, but that was it. You're like Seemore at this point

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:51:17 2015 No.14050452 >>14050441 Watch out for floating zero-g globs of semen that escape her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:52:21 2015 No.14050455 >>14050452 why is it everything thats made has a dark side?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:52:50 2015 No.14050456 >>14050455 Pros and cons, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:55:54 2015 No.14050462 >>14050427 Ah, so that's what it was. No worries man, take your time. And letting things get out of hand is what life's all about!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:56:04 2015 No.14050463

>>14050452
>Implying she won't push off you to float slowly towards the semen, catching it in her mouth and swallowing it
>Before drifting to the other end of the room, making a "come hither" motion at you, arms open as you follow and catch her on the return bounce, slowly spinning together in the middle of the room as a single object again

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:57:00 2015 No.14050467 >>14050441 >Zero-G Paizuri Seems like it could be more trouble than it's worth. Need to balance better. Maybe as part of a Zero-G 69. >Zero-G Cuddle-Sex Well that's just a must, plain and simple.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:02:32 2015 No.14050477 >>14050438 that line can be wrong in so many ways be thankful youre here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:03:23 2015 No.14050479 >>14050451 >The last time he came back wasn't for us, but for pedo-chan This hurts me.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:07:58 2015 No.14050488

>>14050467
Let her tether her feet to something, then wrap your legs around her waist, allowing for stability or freedom of movement depending on how tight you hold her.
She does her thing, using her hands to squeeze her breasts around your dick, and you get to have the most relaxing, floaty paizuri you'll ever experience.

Obviously the cuddle-sex is the best, though. It's the closest you and your waifu would get to truly being a world where only the two of you exist. With your souls no longer bound by Earth's gravity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:13:33 2015 No.14050498 >>14050488 >Spoiler Isn't somebody writing a story involving a wurm named "Charlotte Aznable"? She has to say that at some point. Like, absolutely, definitely, must.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:14:39 2015 No.14050499 >>14050498 >Charlotte Aznable >Not Chara Z Nable

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:14:51 2015 No.14050501 >>14050477 i still want it, i cant remember the last kakuen story i read

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:15:54 2015 No.14050503 >>14050498 Red wurms go 3 times faster!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:16:21 2015 No.14050505 >>14050501 Do we even have any?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:21:13 2015 No.14050512 >>14050505 no idea which is why it hurts me more that this guy brought this idea up but cant do anything with it. I say it once more, Give me my monkey!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:27:36 2015 No.14050518 Kakuens are just subhuman girls. You are supposed to take a step forward in evolution to superior monstergirls, not back to primategirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:31:31 2015 No.14050521 So I read Teppuu, or as much as I could find of it. I need more muscle girls, more ab licking. I want Natsuo to kick the shit out of me and then tenderly dominate me in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:33:55 2015 No.14050525 >>14050518 but we got stories about the dragons, snakes, demons and even cows is it that wrong to want a monkey?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:38:53 2015 No.14050532 >>14050525 If i wanted monkey i would go for human girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:39:11 2015 No.14050533 >Succubus waifu who likes to make stupid jokes >Playing MGS >"Kaz, I'm already a demon." >From the other room >"Anon! Me too!" >Starts laughing at her own joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:44:12 2015 No.14050542 >>14050532 Human girls a shit. Don't you compare the masterfully masturbating monkey mistress to such things.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:10:19 2015 No.14050606

>>14050427
>You wake up to the sound of someone knocking your garbage cans over outside
>And you were having the best dream to
>A world without rapist monster girls
>You grab your super soaker and go to the front door
>Everyone made fun of you for buying this in your 20's
>Who was laughing when you sprayed those cat girls trying to break into your house
>You pump it and open the front door, only to find the person trying to break in
"Monica, what the hell are you doing here at"
>What time is it
>It's 4 in the morning
>Dammit
>"Oh hey Anon, I wanted to see you again"
"We just spent the day at your place"
>It hasn't even been 12 hours since your date ended
>"I know, but I still wanted to see you"
"Can you come back later? When it's not in the middle of the night"
>"I'm sorry Anon, I just wanted to be with you some more"
>Now you feel bad
"Son of a...Fine you can come in"
>She pushes the door open and immediately hugs you
>"Thank you so much Anon"
>This better not become a habit of hers
>You make some coffee for the two of you, seeing as how you're not getting back to sleep anytime soon
>"Anon sorry about yesterday"
"What do you mean exactly?"
>"My parents, they are worried that boys only like me because they think i'm pretty"
>Or because her family is loaded
>Seriously they could probably fit 3 of your house in theirs
"It's fine, all parents are like that, some just a little more than others"
>"No you don't understand, you're the first boy I brought home who didn't get scared of my dad"
>Wrong about that
"It would take more than some old man to make me leave you"
>No it wouldn't
>"Anon, I want to move in with you"
>What
"What?"
>"I want to move in and live with you, I want to be with you more and if I live here I can see you everyday"
>If she does that her dad is going to murder you
"Monica I can't, you need to ask your par-"
>"They won't let me, they think i'm crazy, wanting to live with a boy I only just met, but i'm not crazy"
>Like hell she isn't

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:13:17 2015 No.14050612

>>14050606
>Stalking up to his place at 4am
>Suddenly wanting to move in
>"I want to see you I want to see you I want to see you"
Yeeeeeah she is definitely giving off some crazy vibes alright.

Then again, could just be a result of her sheltered upbringing. It could, in fact, turn out to be a healthy change of pace for her...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:14:56 2015 No.14050614 >>14050340 I don't know, but i want to report it too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:15:12 2015 No.14050616 >>14050612 No, she's giving off crazy vibes. But she's the good kind of crazy. So long as you don't do something stupid like try to reject her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:16:18 2015 No.14050618 >>14050616 Oh I'm not disputing that she's giving off crazy vibes. I'm just saying that accepting her requests could either reduce them, or increase them. It's uncertain at this point...

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:24:49 2015 No.14050632

>>14050606
It's always the quiet ones. Also this guy must be retarded.

>Quiet introverted species
>Overbearing parents
>Gated community
>Inexperienced
>Sudden movements
>Almost autistic fixations on common usage of words

Bitch is textbook crazy and had a the red flags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:32:20 2015 No.14050645 >>14050532 well that's you i know what i want and i want my monkey

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:37:52 2015 No.14050662 >>14050632 She's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:38:26 2015 No.14050664 File: 251 KB, 1550x1200, Rivals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050645 There's no business like Monkey business.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:41:09 2015 No.14050667

>>14050664
Everything about her screams sex. But, like to such a degree it also screams, 'without sex I am nothing. I have no characterization other than sex' she's the kind of character that has no relevance in a story other than popping in for a few sex jokes and gestures and then leaving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:44:34 2015 No.14050672 >>14050667 So a seitokai yakuindomo character? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbTfoXiSQQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:44:41 2015 No.14050673 >>14050667 im sure we could pump some good ol' personality into her

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:48:19 2015 No.14050678

>>14050672
They all have character relative to the premise of the story. So that's a bad example. When your story is literally 'Sex Jokes:the story' Characterization comes in the type of sex joke and their reaction to sex jokes. but compared to anything else, they're all shitty characters, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:48:58 2015 No.14050681 File: 162 KB, 728x1065, 19438543432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14050667 She could always fit the Genki sports enthusiast role like Polt does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:01:49 2015 No.14050699 >>14050681 I see them more as pranksters/class clowns

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:19:42 2015 No.14050740

>>14050699
God, imagine having to travel through a Kakuen jungle. With them leaping from tree to tree, vine to vine as they circle your merchant caravan yelling out lewd things and posing seductively to try to entice you.

Eventually their patience would start to wear thin and before you know it, they'll be all over your cargo, trying on the clothes you've brought and tossing valuables to each other while one yanks your hat over your head, kisses you on the cheek, tells you that you look cute then jumps off laughing as you blush.

Fucking Monkeys I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:20:08 2015 No.14050741 >>14050699 >ass clowns That's all they are tho

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:23:06 2015 No.14050747

>>14050606
"Monica this is crazy, you can't move in with me, we've only gone on two dates"
>"We can go on more, and this way we don't need to be apart even when we aren't on them"
>The moment she falls asleep you are driving her back home
"Fine, but you are going to explain this to your parents in the morning, alright?"
>"Thank you Anon, can we sleep in your room?"
>She already wants to share the bed
"No, You can take my bed and i'll sleep on the couch"
She presses up against you and stares into your eyes
>"Anon if we are going to be together we need to share the bed, how are we going to have kids if we don't sleep in the same room?"
>Kids
>When did you agree to have kids
"We're not going to have kids already, we had our first kiss only today"
>"Yes, our relationship is moving so fast, at the rate we're going at we should be trying to have kids in the next few days"
>What the hell
>"We could start tonight if we wanted, we're mature enough for it right?"
>You take away her coffee
"We can talk about this in the morning, you're already excited and the coffee is only making it worse, try to calm down and we'll talk more later"
>You let her sleep in your bed and take the couch for yourself
>You didn't get much sleep but she was out like a light
>You called her parents and told them the situation
>"Anon we're so sorry, this is our fault"
>No, really?
>"We never let her have a real love life, even as a child she was always really clingy, if she liked a boy she would become super attached to him if he showed her any kindness"
>That explains that
>"It only got worse as she got older, when she wanted to start dating she grew incredibly violent if she was rejected"
"So what am I supposed to do? If she likes me and I tell her no, will she attack me?"
>"Probably, but Anon have you considered letting her live with you"
"No I haven't, I don't want a psycho bug living in my house threatening to cut me if I say no"
>"Who's a psycho bug now Anon"
>Well, you're dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:23:28 2015 No.14050748 >>14050740 this was part of the reason i had that idea, but i have no clue to truly work it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:25:27 2015 No.14050752 >>14050740 Fucking monkeys. >trying on the clothes you've brought Dammit they're going to stretch them out/tear them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:26:18 2015 No.14050753 >had dream involving monster girls >got on really well with one >can't remember what they were FUG

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:34:19 2015 No.14050773 >>14050753 Better than dreaming about one of your favourites but completely forgetting what she said. Happened to me the other week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:37:48 2015 No.14050779 >>14050752 But some of the upper class dresses you brought do accent their generously-sized rear ends quite nicely, you have to admit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:40:39 2015 No.14050782 >>14050779 I suppose...but they're getting them all dirty and tearing them up! Someone needs to teach those ladies some manners!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:42:46 2015 No.14050790 >>14050782 Well when a merchant decides to travel through the Mist Continent and Zipangu these problems are to be expected. Just thank your respective gods that your carriage wasn't tackled by an Ushi-Oni in her mating frenzy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:43:32 2015 No.14050791 SlapStickStrike's Liliraune girls came out. exhentai.org/g/850146/45211f5f88/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:46:50 2015 No.14050800 >>14050790 I should get some bodyguards next time. And maybe I'll capture a few of those Kakuens so I can send them to a reform school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:47:49 2015 No.14050801 >>14050791 English would help with context, but is the protagonist a trap who deceives the Liliraune?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:50:46 2015 No.14050804 >>14050801 Just a feminine boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:51:27 2015 No.14050806 >>14050800 Not sure where you could sell Kakuens, maybe to circus performers or nobles with certain tastes. Just like your wise, old Tanuki master used to say: There's a market for everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:54:34 2015 No.14050815 >>14050804 So yeah, trap. funny concept really.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:59:01 2015 No.14050825

>>14050806
Well I know of a certain school that trains girls to become proper young ladies. I'll find the ringleaders of the group who trashed my goods and send them there, that'll teach them to mess with merchants carrying expensive goods. The headmistress of that school loves a challenge too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:12:52 2015 No.14050872 >>14050825 I have to admit, seeing those mischievous monkeys turned into obedient maids would be a nice abstract form of revenge for the damage to my cargo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:14:25 2015 No.14050878 >>14050872 And if not it'll be fun seeing them cause havoc. It's funny as long as it doesn't happen to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:17:52 2015 No.14050886 >>14050878 Yep, monkey maids sound good in theory, but in the end they'll revert back into the mischievous nature.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:19:43 2015 No.14050893 >>14050886 That doesn't sound so bad honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:21:17 2015 No.14050896 >>14050893 Not for their seller, provided there's no refunds. That being said, my captcha was picking the pictures with bananas in them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:21:35 2015 No.14050898 >>14050886 As long as they money around in my bed while wearing those maid outfits they can be as mischievous as they like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:22:57 2015 No.14050904 >>14050893 >>14050896 >>14050898 You can take the Kakuen out of the jungle, but you can never take the jungle out of the Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:24:04 2015 No.14050910 >>14050896 Kakuen's probably loooove bananas >>14050904 And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:26:35 2015 No.14050919 >>14050904 But their shit eating grins and mischievous attitude is what makes them appealing. Wouldn't want it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:26:58 2015 No.14050921 >>14050910 I'm beginning to think you people hire maids for things besides housework.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:30:32 2015 No.14050933 >>14050921 Whatever do you mean? What's wrong with wanting a bunch of fun loving Kakuen's to brighten up your home?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:32:31 2015 No.14050940

>>14050747
.She's right behind you isn't she
>"Anon, who is the psycho bug you don't want over here?"
>Yep
>Lie or Die Anon
"Your mom wanted to come over and take you back, I told her no"
>"Really Anon, you'll let me stay with you?"
>Until you can buy some tranquilizers
"Yeah, your mom told me you never really had a chance at life, if you live with me maybe we can fix that"
>You can hear her mom rambling over the phone about how kind you are
>You cannot describe your hate right now
>"Anon thank you so much, now we can kiss and hug every day, and start having babies"
>Like hell you will
"Monica you need to calm down, I understand you want to experience everything right away, but we aren't ready for that"
>"Why not Anon, we're adults with jobs, we can take care of a kid or two...or four"
"I'm not saying we won't have kids, but can't it wait until we've been together for a little while longer?"
>"Alright Anon, if you don't want to have babies yet I can wait, i'm just so excited"
>Again she doesn't sound excited, she's just talking kind of fast
>"Can we go to the park today? I want to finish THAT date"
>"It's still only 5 AM Monica, it can wait until the morning"
>"Oh okay...can we go to bed then?"
>Why the hell not, you basically just told her you wanted to get married
>You're already in too deep to get out, might as well go with it
"Alright, but no funny business okay, we sleep and that's it"
>"For now?"
>You're going to try and find out how long 'For now' is

>"Anon we have to go shopping for baby clothes"
"The baby won't be born for another 9 months, can't it wait"
>"No, and my parents want to have dinner too so get moving"
>This Halloween was rape free
>But you now have a fiance and a baby on the way
>Having you in her life leveled Monica out, making her as normal as she can get
>She is still clingy, but calmed down and isn't the same girl who tried to break into your house
>You can't really say you hate it though
>This Halloween was probably the best one yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:34:57 2015 No.14050948 >>14050940 I know the ending is cliche, but I felt it was the only way for it to end happy. >Also the Pirate Wives won a costume contest >They kidnapped their husbands and drove away in their cars which were decorated like boats

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:35:14 2015 No.14050949 >>14050933 Well waking up one morning to find the Kakuen maid, which I paid good money for, in the kitchen fellating a banana before asking me if I've got "Any morning wood for her to swing on." Not that I'm complaining, but money is money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:39:00 2015 No.14050956 >>14050043 >doesn't know how to check stats Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:41:16 2015 No.14050961 >>14049947 Deredere bottom heavy Troll who's the head of an alchemical company. That's some prime breeding material right there. While holding her huge hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:43:24 2015 No.14050967 >>14050961 She probably owns an entire forest to get ingredients from, you could have a picnic in it one day.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:44:42 2015 No.14050971

>>14049947
>Bubble Slime
Don't think anyone even remembers her. Gonna need a lot of cleaning up after her, she is.
>Dandere
Well she'll just show her emotions y fizzing and bubbling.
>chubby hips
She's a Slime, she has no hips.
>Chimera
Oh. Well then
>Cyclops
Okay now hold up. A Bubble Slime Monoeye? Really? WHAT IS SHE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:49:24 2015 No.14050983 >>14050971 >Okay now hold up. A Bubble Slime Monoeye? Really? WHAT IS SHE? Whatever you want her to be Anon~

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:50:01 2015 No.14050985 >>14050983 Okay I'm staying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:51:09 2015 No.14050988 >>14050949 I'm not seeing a downside here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:51:44 2015 No.14050989 >>14050988 It's monkey business.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:52:41 2015 No.14050991

>>14050940
Feedback:

You need to calm down with the jumps in the story, they come unexpected and don't feel natural.

The entire story and especially the ending feels rushed, even for a greentext. There's no need to rush things. Take your time, even if that means taking a serveral days long break.

The premise/story idea is good, but you could (and perhaps should) have beefed up the other characters.

Keep an eye on your structure/sentences/grammar etc too. Take your time and reread what you write. Again this is a greentext, but it's still good to practice such things and have a consistent flow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:52:48 2015 No.14050992 >>14049947 >Uniquely colored thin kuudere Dark Elf I'll give it a go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:52:55 2015 No.14050994 >>14050967 A great idea. It would be a shame though if the picnic happened to be scheduled for a bright, sunny day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:53:54 2015 No.14051000 >>14050989 Nothing wrong with monkey business.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:54:31 2015 No.14051003 >>14051000 Monkey see man, monkey do man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:55:58 2015 No.14051011 >>14051003 I wanna do the monkey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 07:57:27 2015 No.14051013 >>14051011 What if she goes ape?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:00:06 2015 No.14051017

>>14050991
Thanks for the feedback. I know the ending felt rushed and I do regret it, I wish I took more time and thought about it but I wanted to finish the story and not keep people waiting. I need to learn that people can wait because in all my previous stories I've tried to make people happy and it's screwed me in the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:00:51 2015 No.14051020 >>14051017 Yeah, trying to be nice to others is going to bite you in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:18:00 2015 No.14051058 >>14041523 Nowhere. She'd take me places. She's the one with the wings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:18:00 2015 No.14051059 >>14051013 Don't worry about me. My coconut gun can fire in spurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:19:22 2015 No.14051063 >>14051059 But what if she brings her friends? How much Monkey Trouble can you handle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:19:40 2015 No.14051064 >>14051059 Will you shower her in coconut cream pie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:21:22 2015 No.14051065 >>14051063 A whole barrel full. >>14051064 Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:22:22 2015 No.14051067 >>14051065 >barrel Dass rayciss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:24:55 2015 No.14051073 >>14051067 Okay a whole tree full.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:25:14 2015 No.14051074

>>14050452
>>14050463
I know I'm late as fuck but I was asleep. I'm reminded of those Anya greentexts from a while back, one in particular from another crew member's point of view where he just sees her frantically swimming through the air naked, shouting in Russian trying to catch a ball semen that's getting away.
Also I couldn't help but hear that one classical song that's always used for space stuff while reading all this. Not the one from the opening of 2001 but the other one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:26:56 2015 No.14051078 File: 11 KB, 202x202, Oh Anon~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051059 Covering monkeys in coconut cream again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:28:58 2015 No.14051084 >>14051078 Coconut cream all over their big butts.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:31:30 2015 No.14051091

>>14051074
>Also I couldn't help but hear that one classical song that's always used for space stuff while reading all this. Not the one from the opening of 2001 but the other one.

Is it the one which goes like :
Duuuh duhh duhh duhn dun
Dud dud
Dud dud
Duuuh duhh duhh duhn dun
Dud dud
Dud dud
Duuuh duhh duh duh Duh, duh da duh,
Do do, do do, do do du-du-duh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:32:44 2015 No.14051096 >>14051091 Yeah that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:34:18 2015 No.14051099 >>14051074 >>14051091 >>14051096 The song is Also Sprach Zarasthustra, by Strauss. The bit you're thinking of is only the first minute and a half of the song, but the full thing is about an hour long. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETveS23djXM

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:38:39 2015 No.14051109 I want to force an Alraune to watch Reefer Madness!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:39:09 2015 No.14051112

>>14051099
Seems like it could be right for the other guy, but that wasn't the one I >>14051091 was thinking about.

Also Sprach Zarasthustra goes more like:
Duuuuhhhhn, Duuuuuuuuhhn, Duuuuuuhn...
Dun Dun!
Brm brm brm brm brm brm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:54:04 2015 No.14051142 >>14051091 Blue Danube Waltz? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:57:43 2015 No.14051145

>>14051142
Yes, that's the one. I blame sleeplessness for my inability to remember the composition's name.

But now, as you listen to it, I hope you have in your mind the imagery of many monstergirls in space, elegantly lapping up pearly baubles of semen as they float about in a weightless ballet.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:01:39 2015 No.14051150

>>14050122
Quick recap.
>You are the only human mob boss in MGC
>Apparently because of this all the female mob bosses want your D and rape you
>They're all fucking insane
>some bordering on yandere even
>anyways
>so far two characters are introduced
>succuwhore and 'mono'
>both mob bosses

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:12:06 2015 No.14051161 >>14049947 >giant ant >THE GENKIEST >short >normal I guess she'd be nice. But since she's a Giant Ant, wouldn't she prefer doing the work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:13:07 2015 No.14051164 File: 109 KB, 451x908, Snake Blowjob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Free will is a myth! The Chief Goddess is a joke! We're all pawns, controlled by something greater. Memes! The DNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA of the soul!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:14:32 2015 No.14051165

>Jingko born with unusually slow metabolism. Has a pretty plump/strongfat figure.
>Develops a complex because people assume she's lazy because of her figure despite the fact that she works extremely hard.
>Gets into Monstergirl sumo since it suits her figure. Joins a stable and starts rising through the ranks.
>Still has a complex that causes her to be very defensive.
>"Sport? A sport!? Sumo is not a sport! It is a martial art!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:18:51 2015 No.14051170 File: 193 KB, 402x500, mantis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051164 YOUR MEMES END HERE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:19:29 2015 No.14051173 >>14049824 You're well on your way to becoming another zhana you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:26:25 2015 No.14051179 SPINNING WHEEL WHEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwTPquu8PU WHEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:26:55 2015 No.14051180 It's not that bad. archive.moe/jp/search/filename/1433959690391/ Sure he posts it quite often but it's not as often as the Anubis stuff and it's not always him posting it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:28:58 2015 No.14051182 File: 113 KB, 800x600, reeee~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051179 wrong thread/board/everything m8?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:32:48 2015 No.14051188 File: 689 KB, 626x885, c3b34d14b3f6baf8edea72df72f1caaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051182 Re is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:33:46 2015 No.14051190 File: 217 KB, 784x587, 1399842115117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051164 >>14051170 I HAVE A DREAM

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:34:06 2015 No.14051192 >>14051182 I wish to irrumate a sharktooth Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:35:53 2015 No.14051194 File: 281 KB, 600x678, spiderprincess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a member of monster girl aristocracy?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:35:55 2015 No.14051195

>>14050753
>hardly ever remember dreams
>had one yesterday about waking up next to a were at
>she didn't speak
>starts nuzzling me
>I pin her down and she responds by locking her legs around me and begins thrashing
>suddenly we're wrassling
>no, not sex, we're wrassling like siblings do
>end up pinning her down again, she smiles and doesn't resist
>lower myself to feel her chest against mine
>holy shit she's warm
>she hugs me and locks my cheek, rubbing my shoulders with her soft paws

Then a loud knock on the door woke me. Slightly peeved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:36:47 2015 No.14051197 >>14051194 But I am just a lowly commoner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:37:30 2015 No.14051199 >>14051194 not that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:39:00 2015 No.14051204 >>14051194 >monstergirls made even more contemptuous and possibly psychotic being raised to think they can have/do whatever they want just because they're nobles I'm hiding my sons and preparing to commit several crimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:39:05 2015 No.14051206 >>14051194 I think a better question is if a member of monster girl aristocracy would have me. I'd like to think so, but probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:40:02 2015 No.14051210 >>14051195 *werecat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:41:08 2015 No.14051214 >>14051206 Eeyore/self depreciation anon/depression kun pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:42:17 2015 No.14051216 >>14051195 >it will never be real

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:43:52 2015 No.14051219

Ive been in a depressed stupor lately. What would a Monster Girl Suicide Hot line be like? Would it be super caring monster girls pleading with you? Ara Ara ones that manipulate you into tell them where you are? Or Undead ones that push you into it, than race to be the first to rez you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:44:43 2015 No.14051221 >>14051194 My waifu is from aristocracy already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:45:19 2015 No.14051222 >>14051219 It'd be a Chesire who likes ICP

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:46:08 2015 No.14051224 >>14051219 Yetis. Lots and lots of Yetis.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:46:08 2015 No.14051225

>>14051219
Well it'd be an equal employment opportunity so I assume that while there would be all of those, they would also be monitored by a team of managers who would fire them or tell them to knock it off if they started saying 'yes please die so I can raise you' or 'it's okay I'll come make your life better just give me your address and blood type'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:46:20 2015 No.14051227 >>14051214 I'm not trying to be as low as depression anon, but I'm just thinking about what sorts of qualities in a man an MG of such class would be looking for. They would probably have some high standards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:47:59 2015 No.14051234 >>14051188 Damn right she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:48:30 2015 No.14051237 >>14051225 " DAMMIT SARAH, " what are your exact gps coordinates" Is not one of our approved questions! "

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:49:24 2015 No.14051238 >>14051224 They can't hug you over the phone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:50:43 2015 No.14051242 >>14051238 No but they can send an ushi oni to your position to take you back with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:51:13 2015 No.14051244 >>14051227 MGE-wise ones at least don't care for status.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:54:10 2015 No.14051247 File: 125 KB, 640x506, LET HER EAT SEMEN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051194

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:59:51 2015 No.14051257 >You'll never be an exceptional, undefeated fighter who defeats his foes, human and monster, with some old fashioned punching and kicking, protecting your inherent right to be your own master

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:01:35 2015 No.14051260 >>14051257 Is your name B Wolf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:02:15 2015 No.14051261 >>14051242 Then you just get hugged by the ushi. Then what? You'll be stuck in her roughly fluffy arms and pedipalps forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:02:20 2015 No.14051262 >>14051242 >trusting an Ushi not to just rape the guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:02:27 2015 No.14051264 >>14051257 Who are my foes? What are my motivations? Am I the bad guy? Why do I seek out foes to defeat? Perhaps I am simply an edgelord in this fantasy of yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:03:25 2015 No.14051265 >>14051257 >>14051260 Do your planned dispersals leave them all behind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:03:27 2015 No.14051266 So today I'm going to try to start running. Which monster girl would be the best running buddy?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:05:21 2015 No.14051271

>>14051266
Cockatrice.

She keeps speeding in front of you at "haha you can't catch me distance" and sending pheromones your way so when you're all done with running, hot, dirty and sweaty, your instinct is to give her a good dicking rather than to immediately shower.

Of course you shower afterwards. With her. While holding your dick inside her for the duration.

birds have no right to be this light

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:05:42 2015 No.14051272 >>14051242 I can imagine a Ushi-oni sprinting to location of suicidal-anon with a Yeti on her back, then Javelin-tossing the Yeti to the anon for a high-impact hug. Works especially well for those attempting to jump.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:08:28 2015 No.14051279

>>14051264
Monsters think you're the bad guy for not surrendering to rape like some puny easy prey unless you decide otherwise and proposing an actual challenge to test if they're strong enough to husbando you. Paladins hate you for not joining their ranks to fight the monsters for them.

You do not seek to make foes, they come for you. You're just a humble man who happens to be excellent at fighting, better than anyone even. Killing need not apply, so edgyness is crossed out.

>>14051260
>>14051265
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:08:48 2015 No.14051280 >>14051261 Good end

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:09:18 2015 No.14051282 File: 965 KB, 2000x2500, 113121313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what you guys up to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:10:13 2015 No.14051285 >>14051282 fucking girls

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:11:24 2015 No.14051289
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>>14051266
Any canine type girl by extension too, I suppose.

Except anubis girls. I bet they're opposed to running because it makes their paws sore, and they'd much rather sit around ordering slaves or building figures in the dim light of their homes. If monstergirl high school was made up entirely of canine girls, they'd be the nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:11:31 2015 No.14051291 >>14051282 Stop trying to ressurect...him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:13:04 2015 No.14051297 >>14051282 >Laska gets art from everybody Bob's really going places despite all the hate.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:13:06 2015 No.14051298

>>14051242
> Feel terrible about everything.
> Haven't felt happy in so long.
> Climb to the top of a tall building, getting ready to end it all.
> Call the MGC hot line before you finally give up.
> "H-Hello?"
> A positive, but solemn voice perks up on the other end of the phone.
"MGC Prevention Hotline, it's not too late, how can I help you.
> You stay silent for a moment, wondering what even to say to this stranger.
> "U-Um...my name is Anon...and I think i'm gonna...you know...quit. "
" Please dont do that Anon, no one wants that, just talk with me a while, we can figure this out together. "
> Sit on the ledge of the building, slowly speaking to the voice on the other end, encouraging you to tell her more and more about your life.
>Suddenly there is a huge impact on the roof behind you.
> You turn to see a massive Ushi-Oni having just landed from a jump, leaving a smal impact crater where it landed.
> Before you can even react, she scoops you up into her arms, and begins to bound away.
> You hear her speak into an ear piece.
"Patient secure, bringing him to the Fluff Nest. "

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:16:04 2015 No.14051311

>>14051298
>Sit on the ledge of the building, slowly speaking to the voice on the other end, encouraging you to tell her more and more about your life.
>Suddenly there is a huge impact on the roof behind you
>The impact shakes the roof and throw you off your balance
>You fall and die
>Ushi's face when

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:18:37 2015 No.14051321 >>14051297 Push enough money and character references beneath the noses of artists, and you can make that impression too.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:37:00 2015 No.14051364

Dominating spoiled rich monster girls?
>The Wight in front of you finally awakens to the rattle of the chains tied around her arms
>Her eyes widen in shock for a brief moment before her expression changes to that of pure hatred
>"Do you have any idea who I am? Who my mother is? You won't get away with this"
>You laugh like only a villain can and inform her that you're doing this because you know exactly who she is, she grits her teeth as she glares right into your eyes
>That look quickly fades and turns to one of horror as you move to the side, revealing her mother gagged and in stocks
"M...Mother?" the Wight barely stutters out, tears starting to form in the corner of her eyes
>Now that she's aware of her position it's just a matter of deciding which of the two to take first

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:38:49 2015 No.14051369 >>14051150 That can only end well.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:39:10 2015 No.14051372

>spend time with the family
>eat all the tasty food you want
>relaxing to some ambient sounds, light is low, enjoying a cigarette
>you pull the .357 from its box
>you place it against your cheek, feeling the coolness of the steel promising release
>it's ready to go
>place it in your mouth and aim upwards
>suddenly the door yes off it's hinges and in comes a succubus
>fast as lightning her tail extends and whips the gun out of your hand
>tackles you to the ground and just stares
>ask her how she knew, you told no one your plans and sought no help
>because she could smell it in your mana
>fine, but why stop you? Not like there's any shortage of men in the planet
>"because I have to fix you"

Fucking monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:40:21 2015 No.14051382 >>14051282 >you will never bash Laskas skull in while reminding her she's a waste of oxygen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:43:12 2015 No.14051387 File: 977 KB, 1400x1700, 1441428223726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do demons fall upwards?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:49:31 2015 No.14051410 >>14051387 I hope not, otherwise I'd have to give her a harness attached to me with some rope, and carry her around like a balloon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:49:45 2015 No.14051411 >>14051372 Sounds like somone about to get succufucked into a better life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:54:34 2015 No.14051434 >>14051282 Laska is a cutie! I want to tell her hello!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:55:03 2015 No.14051437 I want to surprise a cockney cheshire with anal!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:58:54 2015 No.14051451 File: 1.02 MB, 2000x2500, ushit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051297 >everybody i dont think theres anyone else who made a laska aside from mith and i

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:00:29 2015 No.14051454 >>14051451 Looks like a dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:01:05 2015 No.14051455 >>14051451 Oh, was it you, .less? So you've been changing style?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:01:16 2015 No.14051458 >>14051451 >man-jaw

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:02:59 2015 No.14051460 >>14051451 Why did Exosso blow up his tumblr? Was it a spat with the threads, or his previous acquaintances from /b/? Because either way his skin wasn't as thick as he made it out to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:03:35 2015 No.14051461 >>14051451 The philtrum and upper lip look kinda flat, makes the jaw look more prominent than it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:05:30 2015 No.14051465 >>14051451 Looks like Alucard when he was pretending to be human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:08:57 2015 No.14051469 >>14051387 >purification porn Why doesn't more of this exist. Especially the voluntary kind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:10:56 2015 No.14051474 >>14051469 Because this is corruption central bitch!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:12:53 2015 No.14051476 I want to combine a Cheshire Cat with a Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:13:02 2015 No.14051477 >>14051474 How infantile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:14:32 2015 No.14051482 File: 138 KB, 800x1054, 1439418436849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051224 >Paladin Suicide Services >We've got a call about a jumper at the bridge, hop on Yeti >Uwah!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:14:36 2015 No.14051483 >>14051476 YBA had battle Cheshires in Meat and Metal IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:15:16 2015 No.14051485 >>14051477 As opposed to your I want to make bad girl a good bs? Pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:15:26 2015 No.14051486 File: 20 KB, 319x345, PURIFIED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051469 >>14051387

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:15:59 2015 No.14051489 File: 99 KB, 500x500, 223111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051455 you didnt recognize? >>14051461 ..woa. an actuall critism

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:16:32 2015 No.14051491 >>14051485 I'm not him, but what makes you think corruption isn't as much bullshit as purification?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:17:37 2015 No.14051496 >>14051489 I didn't. I'd say you're making progress.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:21:06 2015 No.14051503 >>14051469 I want to see voluntary Ushi-oni purification.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:22:44 2015 No.14051509 >>14051491 I'm fine with either, depending on context, but look where you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:24:20 2015 No.14051515 >>14051509 there was this one time where a guy fuck a devil and she turned into a angel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:26:21 2015 No.14051521 >>14051509 I know where I am, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:26:56 2015 No.14051523 >>14051489 Hey, I'm all for giving constructive input when you're not funposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:27:33 2015 No.14051528 >>14051515 >MY SEED SHALL CLEANSE YOUR SINS! ACCRPT YOUR SALBATION How could I forget? There's no problem, she was killing people, purification was justified.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:28:34 2015 No.14051531 >>14051521 In headcanon or unrelated works. MGE runs on corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:28:52 2015 No.14051533 >>14051489 I want Haohi to take me to a fancy restaurant and humiliate me in front of everybody!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:29:09 2015 No.14051535 >>14051489 At least you aren't posting guro out of spite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:29:37 2015 No.14051538 >>14051531 But this ain't MGE central. At least not yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:30:28 2015 No.14051540 File: 51 KB, 1352x380, zipzapzoopityzap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051515 Reminds me of this greentext I screencapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:30:36 2015 No.14051541 >>14051538 Bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:31:26 2015 No.14051545 >>14051541 Whatever helps you sleep at night bud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:33:12 2015 No.14051553 My tummy hurts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:34:18 2015 No.14051559 >>14051553 Have some hara pan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:35:48 2015 No.14051564 >>14051553 Leave your mortal being behind and transcend to a greater level of existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:36:37 2015 No.14051568 >you will never get a footjob from a salamander

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:37:48 2015 No.14051575 >>14051568 But you can http://i.imgur.com/A1Ea5we.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:39:59 2015 No.14051583 >>14051575 This was the first image .less ever gave us He should remake it sometime, his work's improved much sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:42:37 2015 No.14051596 File: 650 KB, 598x444, 1426276554834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl would most likely drive an old Toyota Corolla for tofu delivery, drifting down the mountain passes at night while blasting eurobeat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:42:52 2015 No.14051597 I want to be a knight who fights on behalf of those who can't, human and monster alike, and never settle down as a family man until either battle wounds or old age force me to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:43:34 2015 No.14051602 >>14051583 I'd really enjoy seeing a side by side of the old version and the modern one. Would be interesting to see how much has changed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:46:27 2015 No.14051613 >>14051596 Mantis. She can also slice the tofu.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:48:26 2015 No.14051618
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>>14051583
>>14051602
I don't know, I think his foot artwork has taken a noticeable nosedive. I mean look at these two. One's in color and the other is much smaller and in black and white. How did he regress so much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:48:49 2015 No.14051622 >>14051597 >Meets an Ushi-Oni >Forced to settle down. >Because she pinned you down in she cave and won't let you get away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:52:05 2015 No.14051633 File: 369 KB, 600x600, 4426296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051596 Did someone say tofu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:53:00 2015 No.14051636 >>14051622 I'd be well informed on ushi-oni and how to evade encountering them. One's duty cannot be so easily interrupted.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:59:22 2015 No.14051654

>>14051469
Reading your comment, I did just conjure up a barebones plot for a story involving purification

>Anon lives a shitty life
>He's stuck in a slovenly, directionless and depressing existance
>At the trough of his wallowing in self pity, he either decides to attempt a succubus summoning, or plot happens and forces one on him
>Anon's depression is replaced with depravity
>The succubus is doting, willing to be whatever Anon wants her to be, and will lavish him with sex at every opportunity
>She makes endgame MGE look like a church sermon
>For the next few weeks, their life becomes a time-blurred fantasy of endless sex, more pleasurable than anything Anon's ever experienced
>He and the succubus subsist in Anon's home, getting by on the absolute bare minimum
>Then, one day, while taking a break from sex, maybe for something to eat, Anon has a revelation. An epiphany
>Maybe he looks outside, or sees his calender and realises all the time he's spent. Maybe the landlord is threatening eviction
>The succubus is by now so smitten by Anon that she states, completely truthfully, that she'll love him no matter what
>Even without a job, or a home, if she has to take him into the woods, she just wants to be together with him
>But Anon resists
>He realises he's just running away from his original problem of being a lazy shit, or something
>Over the course of the story, he works to take responsibility for himself, but more importantly, his new succubus roomate
>He gets an income, tries to tidy up, and completely resists the succubus' pleas for sex
>But even though he says he's doing for her benefit, and that he can't slip back into that habit, the succubus is distraught

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:59:26 2015 No.14051655 >>14051618 >on the left is the prototype of .less' self-insert >on the right is an anon getting a faceful of Whorehi's STD ridden feet

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:00:22 2015 No.14051660

>>14051654
>Bound to Anon, she's unable to leave him
>Not that she wants to, anyway. She just wants to love him, express it with sex, and have him love her back
>Anon has to deal with his own equivalent of Jesus' Temptations, wondering if it wouldn't be so bad if he just had sex with the succubus once. Just once, to show her he still loves her. Then right back to improving his life
>Still he resists, even though it pains him
>Over time, the succubus begins to change
>Her wings grow lighter, and feel softer to the touch
>Her horns are shorter, and the pleasure runes on her skin resemble divine markings more and more every day
>She slips between moods like a madwoman. Depression, denial, threats, all while she tries to comprehend in her brain why this is happeneing
>But slowly, as the changes happen, she begins to see the truth and meaning behind Anon's actions
>Eventually, she transforms fully into an angel girl
>She's grateful at last for Anon's celibacy in an attempt to improve himself, and promises she'll be by his side to support and maintain him
>They have divine sex on a regular basis, while doing so much more outside the world of sex
>Happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:01:14 2015 No.14051663 >>14051655 At least he was still looking like a human

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:01:58 2015 No.14051666 >you will never live in MGC >you will never have to learn to think on your feet >you will never survive by constantly joseph joestaring your way out of rape by pulling genius plots out of your ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:02:03 2015 No.14051667 >>14051655 Haohi's feet are the best feet! I want to marry her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:04:40 2015 No.14051676 >>14051666 Eh, I'd only keep running until a sympathetic monster girl started chasing me down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:04:41 2015 No.14051677 >>14051654 >>14051660 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:08:31 2015 No.14051685 File: 219 KB, 474x700, 197b28ec2854110d210d764bb5da8ea792643b7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051660 >>14051654 5/5 your efforts are appreciated

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:14:04 2015 No.14051698 >>14051685 I want a plump, haughty elf to be my head maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:15:33 2015 No.14051703 >>14051660 you gonna pastebin this? my computer crashed the last time i tried to screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:15:49 2015 No.14051705 >>14051698 I want to be a plump, haughty elf's butler!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:16:57 2015 No.14051707 >>14051666 次におまえは。。。「Ｉ'ＬＬＲＡＰＥＹＯＵＴＨＲＯＵＧＨＴＨＥＦＬＯＯＲ」。。。という !

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:17:17 2015 No.14051710 >>14051698 I think that's a Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:17:37 2015 No.14051713 >>14051705 All she's going to do is have you bring her sweets, give her massages, and sit on your face with that big bottom of he- Ooooooh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:19:25 2015 No.14051721 File: 169 KB, 700x593, 1440382695369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051707 Mmmm baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:19:30 2015 No.14051722 File: 108 KB, 1370x613, purificationthing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051703 Gotcha covered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:19:44 2015 No.14051724 >>14051703 If you insist. Though I kind of just consider it an outline for a proper story. http://pastebin.com/Fh9FuXs0

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:23:04 2015 No.14051734 >>14051724 I know, but whenever i try to save something, my laptop goes apeshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:25:47 2015 No.14051747 File: 78 KB, 1510x449, succumom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051469

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:25:54 2015 No.14051748 >>14051710 I still stand by my statement. Heck, I'd have a haughty, chubby harpy as my head maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:29:59 2015 No.14051759 >>14051734 Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again? Masturbating onto the webcam so the succuvirus inside will be more friendly towards you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:31:26 2015 No.14051764 File: 1.83 MB, 1292x1359, 8f309cbbd0096d08d0efd4f8647f4b92.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051748 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:31:49 2015 No.14051765 >>14051747 Life is beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:38:07 2015 No.14051774 >>14051764 Cute I want to put her in a maid uniform and ruffle her hair while she tells the other maids to stop slacking

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:40:15 2015 No.14051780 At least you're safe from the monstergirls in the utopia in your head, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:42:05 2015 No.14051786 >>14051759 resetting doees nothing

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:43:03 2015 No.14051789 >>14051787 >Jiiiiii!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:43:08 2015 No.14051790 >>14051787 Cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:43:23 2015 No.14051791 >>14049863 she is nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:43:25 2015 No.14051792 >>14051787 What're ya starin' at, shorty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:44:23 2015 No.14051796 >>14051747 one of my all time favorites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:44:24 2015 No.14051797 >>14049863 I want a blonde Kiki with a cute side braid like Marisa to forcibly hug from behind, the side, and the front while she works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:46:36 2015 No.14051803 >>14051797 Yeah, that's a good hairstyle. Would she act like a tomboy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:48:34 2015 No.14051813 File: 412 KB, 990x660, 1441218360951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051787 Whatcha looking at?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:48:47 2015 No.14051814

>>14051597
>You've always thought of yourself as a warrior of justice, fighting for your beliefs in an objective manner, never taking sides based on race, age or gender
>Due to your duties you've never managed to settle down, at one point you did have your heart set on a nice farm girl from your village but she married during your absence
>Even at the old age you are now you still continue to fight for your hope of a world living in harmony
>One day during a routine patrol you sight an injured Lich being chased down by a group of men in shoddily pieced together armor, bandits
>There's at least six of them, too many for a man your age, even with all your experience and superior equipment you stand no chance against such numbers
>The facts are harsh but they don't stop you from following your ideals and leaping into battle with a roar that has struck fear into many a man in your time
>You catch the first man by surprise, cracking his skull under your mace. The others look surprised for a moment before quickly taking battle formation with their blood lust cleaning showing
>One of the remaining five recklessly charges you, they may have the numbers advantage but bandits aren't known for their intelligence
>He swings his sword downwards with too much wasted movement allowing you plenty of time to deflect it with your shield and swing your weapon with enough force to shatter his spine
>It's then it hits you, the painful sensation of of steel cutting down to the bone in your arm.Your shield drops to the floor and you wildly swing in the direction of your attacker
>He ducks, frustratingly avoiding your attack by a hair
>The fourth man follows up with sudden blow to the back of your head causing you to collapse to the floor, you can feel your conciousness slipping
>It's funny, they always told you that in your last moments your life flashes before your eyes but you find that your last moments are spent hoping that the Lich girl managed to escape

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:50:05 2015 No.14051817
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>>14051814
>At least you considered those to be your last moments
>You find yourself opening your eyes to a poorly lit room, your body aches although you feel no pain from the wounds you sustained
>"So this must be heaven" you groggily say out loud
>You've barely finished speaking when something soft presses against your lips
>"You're an idiot"
>The combination of kiss and the monotone voice startels you but before you can react you feel a weight on your chest
>You strain your eyes to see in the dark start to notice the outline of a girl infront of you
>The gears in your head start turning, it's only once your eyes fully adjust and you realise who the girl is that you piece together what has happened
>"You're a reckless idiot, even if my body was destroyed it wouldn't have been the end for me"
>You stutter as you try to explain your actions but she cuts you off with another kiss, this one much more passionate and intense
>"Still, I don't dislike idiots" She says, her facial expression unchanging
>Ressurenced as the partner of a Lich? You never expected this kind of end to your life as a warrior but you can think of much worse ways to end up
>You close your eyes and embrace your newfound monotone master
>Your days of being a warrior of justice may be over but you plan to protect this girl as her undead knight

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:50:39 2015 No.14051818 File: 63 KB, 360x683, 1397219729884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051803 A sort of elegant tomboy, maybe? Like the vibe you get from this girl. Not a rough and tumble type, but cheerful and active.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:52:25 2015 No.14051824 >>14051818 An excellent choice. I'd enjoy a quiet, kuudere professional myself. One who likes to sneak into my bed and cuddle me as a I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:53:50 2015 No.14051826 Druella a cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:53:59 2015 No.14051827 >>14051818 Goat Alps

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:54:30 2015 No.14051829 >>14051814 >>14051817 You're on a roll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:54:58 2015 No.14051833 >>14051826 all virgin girls are cute tho, Druella doesn't count

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:57:06 2015 No.14051837 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441338779163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051826 Why hasn't anyone asked KC if lonely monstergirls collect dakis or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:57:26 2015 No.14051839 >>14051833 Don't be mean! If you are than she's going to grab a whole pint of Holst Ice Cream and eat it while hugging her Daiki!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:59:43 2015 No.14051843 >>14051824 I'd like my blonde kiki to flirt lightly with me until I pressed my rock-hard erection against her tight butt while hugging her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:59:54 2015 No.14051845 >>14051837 I want to cuddle Druella and tell her I love her, think she's a special girl, and that Monster Girls are superior to human boys in every way!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:00:42 2015 No.14051847 >>14051837 Who cares about that when we can see the Demon Lord giving birth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:03:03 2015 No.14051855 >>14051837 They're too busy asking him about alps and birthing fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:06:49 2015 No.14051864 >>14051845 I want a genki, oppai loli lilim who I can carry around and ruffle her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:12:03 2015 No.14051872 >>14051721 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzFNO4pij8

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:16:04 2015 No.14051884 File: 199 KB, 850x1202, A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >in a modern setting, liches would put all their effort into researching and developing cyborgs and implants

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:17:28 2015 No.14051893 >>14051884 I want to hug her and load her chamber.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:22:22 2015 No.14051906
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>>14051837
>Monster Girls
>Dakis

...

You know what, you go ahead and ask KC or artists for imagery of this because there's only about 3 MGs who could use one.

One gets a free real human daki whenever she sleeps near males that replaces her pillow daki, one can't get a daki because they aren't waterproof, and the last one actually has a daki for herself since no one is likely to find it in her neck of the woods to embarrass her over and she's the one monster liable to wait the longest for a husband.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:31:22 2015 No.14051928 >>14051826 Yes she is, I'd quest to become a mighty hero just so she could corrupt me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:33:43 2015 No.14051934 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, yeti daki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051837 They either buy a daki pillow or sign up for the program to get a free human boy daki and name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him and rub him

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:41:36 2015 No.14051958 >>14051928 I want to fight her in a battle for the ages and barely lose. When she removes my armor she'd find I was wearing a sign offering free hugs.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:55:24 2015 No.14052004
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Through some contrived, unlikely scenario of events, you and your waifu find yourselves in the company of a particularly asshole-ish wizard.
Your waifu makes an offhand comment about the man looking rather young, for a person with mastery over the magical world.
Hearing this, the tempermental wizard flies into a rage, and without warning, casts a spell on your waifu, cackling madly before vanishing in a puff of smoke to god knows where.
Looking back at your waifu, you see she seems to have shrunk slightly in her clothes. Then, to your horror, she rapidly regresses in age, barely able to register just what's happening to her.
The spell's effect slow to halt after a minute. Digging within the pile of clothes, you find her, now barely months old, sleeping peacefully.

So, what do?
The wizard's spell cannot be undone or reversed by any except himself, but perhaps there are other ways of getting around the issues this spell has caused.
Alternatively, you could also choose to set out on an adventure to hunt down the wizard, though it'd mean taking your waifu along for the ride and caring for her.
You could even learn to live with it, and raise your waifu as normal. Though there's no guarantee that her memories weren't reverted and lost to obvlivion along with her age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:57:15 2015 No.14052008 >>14052004 You ever read Thinner? That's how we're going to solve this shit. Except without the retarded ending. I'll feed the pie to wurm instead.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:58:16 2015 No.14052014 [SPOILER]

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>These Driders are actually pacifists
>They immobilize you with healing web for a while if you're hurt
Well, I didn't expect that. What nice ladies. I want to be friends with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:02:20 2015 No.14052031 >>14052014 They're hideous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:03:36 2015 No.14052034 >>14052004 >Your waifu makes an offhand comment about the man looking rather young, for a person with mastery over the magical world. Isn't that a compliment? It's not like she called him an old bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:04:12 2015 No.14052040 >>14052031 They remind me of that demon from Little Nicky that got boobs put on his head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:06:20 2015 No.14052046 >>14052004 >raise her >pseudo daughteru dicking unlocked

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:06:22 2015 No.14052047

>>14052034
Wizards are a weird bunch. If you don't look wizened, with a long grey beard, all the wizard elders will laugh you out of their social circles.
Because everyone treats him like he's young and inexperienced, he's gained an inferiority complex over it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:06:35 2015 No.14052051 File: 451 KB, 856x600, 437856b88278254666752497b86b6a36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, KC can actually draw some nice mechanical stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:06:37 2015 No.14052052 >>14052004 That's cute, the wizard thinks he can out magic a nine tailed fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:08:33 2015 No.14052060 >>14052047 Is it possible to reason with this wizard? Maybe send him a nice gift basket with some fancy wine and cheese and an apology note?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:08:40 2015 No.14052062 >>14052052 >monstergirls ever being able to approach wizards in magic power I came here to laugh at you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:08:51 2015 No.14052064 >>14052004 Why couldn't it stop at loli?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:09:35 2015 No.14052065 >>14052060 >Is it possible to reason with this wizard? Maybe send him a nice gift basket with some fancy wine and cheese and an apology note? Oh that's adorable. You think Wizards have a sense of right and wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:11:04 2015 No.14052074 >>14049947 Okay, so a total softie deredere Devil with chubby hips and a Dire size, complete with aristocratic money and attitude? ... That actually sounds perfect, where do I sign up?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:13:06 2015 No.14052081

>>14052052
The wizard, unable to overcome the natual magical protection of your kitsune waifu, unleashes all his wizardly power in a single devastating spell. When the smoke clears, the wizard is gone, and your waifu is six inches shorter, missing one of her tails.

>>14052060
I think there's things wizards would appreciate more than wine and cheese. Like cold beer and pizza hotpockets.

>>14052064
Because this wizard is a lonely, bitter asshole. He doesn't want to risk giving people a blessing in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:14:08 2015 No.14052086 >>14052051 What is this anyway? Something out of the MGE setting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:14:58 2015 No.14052092 >>14051921 Her and the vampire were good, but Toto is still the best of Takatsu's girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:15:47 2015 No.14052096 >>14052004 >snap the wizard's neck >go to anti-wizard and get an anti-spell

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:15:55 2015 No.14052098 >>14052051 http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/237974/124_goburingaru.jpg Monster Musclemen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:16:06 2015 No.14052099 >>14052086 I don't think it's related to the MGE, and I just happened to find it on a booru while searching KCs name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:17:13 2015 No.14052105 >>14052014 Caecators are more versatile.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:17:19 2015 No.14052106

>Be wizard
>After years of you liking create pandimensional portal to fuck ever umarried monstergirl in the universe at once
>Stick dick in
>Become flooded by the mana of trillions of monsters
>Become a god unto all gods
>Change the nature of my energy
>No MG I've dicked can ever find me
>Continue being a power mad jerk for eternity

None shall get on my level

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:17:32 2015 No.14052107 >>14052098 Are those Dragon Quest monsters? I'm getting some Toriyama vibes from their designs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:19:19 2015 No.14052114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88c04HWCP0 I just saw this video Monster girls are cool, is this the thread you guys discuss them in?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:21:41 2015 No.14052125 >>14052106 Wouldn't you lose your wizard powers the moment you get your dick wet? >>14052114 Nigger, you lack subtlety, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:23:07 2015 No.14052131 >Wouldn't you lose your wizard powers the moment you get your dick wet? That's a misconception, you just lose your right for a job promotion to arch wizard.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:23:54 2015 No.14052136 >>14052031 At least the monster is on the outside for them, you ugly man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:24:29 2015 No.14052137 >>14052125 >infusion of more than a trillion MGs mana >which becomes spirit energy in men and as such fuel for spells Try to keep up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:25:16 2015 No.14052138 >>14052133 >you will never see Laska get mauled to death by wild animals

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:27:14 2015 No.14052144 >>14052133 >>14052138 Eh, she's too young for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:27:26 2015 No.14052147 I want to give a Monoeye a big pregnant belly to go with her big eye!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:28:50 2015 No.14052157 File: 503 KB, 2840x4174, 1397065676085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052147 Why? Look at this thing!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:29:08 2015 No.14052159 Smoke weed everyday

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:29:14 2015 No.14052160 >>14052147 I want to infect a Monoeye with some STD's!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:30:08 2015 No.14052164 >>14052138 Getting mauled by wild animals is one of the few things I wouldn't wish on anybody ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:31:04 2015 No.14052167 >>14052138 >you will never see Laska get raped to death by wild animals Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:31:08 2015 No.14052168 >>14052147 >You will never impregnate a tyrant MG and watch your child grow through her transparent belly

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:31:09 2015 No.14052169 >>14052159 Is that you, Mr. Snoop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:35:52 2015 No.14052178 >no weresheep lap pillow to conk out on after the itis hits you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:35:54 2015 No.14052179 File: 729 KB, 874x1200, 65aae3b11aa39fab4031df261bc438f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052168 >tyrant MG >transparent belly What's the correlation between the two?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:36:28 2015 No.14052180 >>14052169 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9-5K7qVsQo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:39:18 2015 No.14052186 >>14052147 I want to give an alp a big not-pregnant belly to go with her big eye!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:40:13 2015 No.14052188 >>14052178 >itis Why is a suffix meaning 'inflammation of an organ' being used to describe the sleepiness you feel after eating a large meal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:40:31 2015 No.14052189 >>14052179 >big eye >remember the monster Birking became >monoeyes and big bellies >tyrants have eyes on weird places >some have places where you can see inside of them There. And go be a faggot somewhere else.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:40:56 2015 No.14052190
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>>14052178
I'm gonna open a Bed and Breakfast in MGC but use Weresheep wool blankets and pillows so the customers sleep too long and I can charge them for multiple nights

I can also hire stealth Yetis to sleep with them and disappear before they wake up

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:41:35 2015 No.14052191 >>14052188 Boondocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:43:52 2015 No.14052198 File: 259 KB, 600x797, 48232740_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052189 >Birkin >tyrant Nigger please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:44:06 2015 No.14052199 >>14052190 >stealth yetis What for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:44:45 2015 No.14052201 File: 53 KB, 726x485, 1441478685514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:45:13 2015 No.14052205 >>14052198 Google it sperm slurper.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:45:59 2015 No.14052207 >>14052199 They know the basics of Close Quarters Cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:46:04 2015 No.14052208 >>14052201 Oh look, a faceless manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:46:24 2015 No.14052210 >>14052201 >manticore TFT is that way >>>/faggotville/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:46:55 2015 No.14052213 >>14052201 More manticuties!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:47:35 2015 No.14052215 >>14052201 Oh. another Manticore in a bondage scenario. We totally haven't seen that before. >tfw no Hathorite Manticore to give you nursing tailjobs while your arms are tied behind you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:48:42 2015 No.14052217 >>14052199 To make them sleep longer, I've got a new hire that says she used to work at a company called "Shadow Moses", but she won't tell me the specifics

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:48:57 2015 No.14052219 >>14052205 I already know fuckton about RE, and Birkin was just a G-virus abomination with no relation to the Tyrant series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:51:17 2015 No.14052225 >>14052157 Perfectly cute and impregnateable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:52:19 2015 No.14052230 >>14052201 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:52:23 2015 No.14052233 >>14052201 As long as it's not Leona.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:52:53 2015 No.14052235

>>14052219
Same shit different series. I do remember, now that you mention it, that he kept mutating. I was thinking of, I think, his second mutation, where he had a huge clawed hand, an eye on his shoulder, and his face was on his chest. LOOKED like a tyrant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:53:30 2015 No.14052237 >>14052004 Jokes on him, monsters reach sexual maturity by 10 so i really dont have to wait that long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:55:00 2015 No.14052241 When will .less draw actual porn of his OC? Or Mono. Hell, Mari is the only drawfag who actually made porn of her OC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:56:46 2015 No.14052244 >>14052241 >Mari is the only drawfag who actually made porn of her OC. It mostly features Mari using her tentacles or getting gangbanged and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:58:45 2015 No.14052249 >>14052244 And this invalidates what I said how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:00:53 2015 No.14052255 Where will you be when it happens? http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1441448392321.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:01:11 2015 No.14052256 >>14052244 >getting gangbanged links pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:03:04 2015 No.14052260 >>14052255 Well fuck, I recognize that track from UP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:04:22 2015 No.14052265 >>14052201 >sub manticore No thanks fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:04:58 2015 No.14052267 >>14052201 Manticores are lovely no matter what people say about them.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:04:58 2015 No.14052268

>>14051190
>MFW imagining Yandere as fuck version of Not!Ilias
"You really believed that I wouldn't find out? Truly? I, who know all and can see all. Nothing escapes me, Anon."
"It appears you need to be taught a lesson!"
>She's holding her hand out, palm up for you to see
>There's dust particles being drawn to her at first, then you can see them. Mathematical equations of incomprehensible meaning spinning in a circle as a vacuum is formed, the pure dark matter in her palm condensing into super mass
>The gravity of the situation, literally, is intensifying and you're sprawled on your back as she continues to gather the orb into her hands
"You have loved ones. Ones you love more than I, your own Creator! Was it not I who watched as your ilk crawled out of the protoplasmic womb I formed for you and guided you on the path to loving me!?"
"Show it to me, Anon! Show me the true face of your soul!"
>She flicks her arm upwards, the ball disappearing into the sky and seperating into seven different, smaller orbs
>The radio near you is crackling to life
>Your entire hometown and every place a member of your family lives have been turned into craters, all across the globe
>Casualties are in the millions
>She's floating over to you, embracing you, stroking your hair and sighing contendedly
"There there, my prodigal son. A mother must always remember to show restraint. You have loved ones, I can re-make them as easily as I can destroy them."
"Just tell me you love me."
"I want to hear it on your lips."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:06:49 2015 No.14052275 >>14052255 >Alzheimers I can't get over how terrifying that concept is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:07:10 2015 No.14052276 >>14052255 Nowhere because I won't have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:07:14 2015 No.14052277 >>14052201 When was the last time we got a manticore doing something straigh and not being a sub/moefied

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:07:57 2015 No.14052279 File: 265 KB, 905x1300, 5284977079303bfc6c0a14a828eff94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052268 Is it wrong that I popped a stiffy to the thought of the Goddess of all creation going yandere for me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:11:42 2015 No.14052287 File: 699 KB, 1479x1200, Finishedresult.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052277 The last time I got a commission. (I'm not less).

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:13:39 2015 No.14052291

>>14052279
It's probably simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing you can have going for you.
On the one hand, here's a being who can literally unmake everything you know with a thought, if you so much as perform a faux pas with her.
But on the other, the literal creator of the universe and Goddess to all has, out of literally anyone and anything, chosen you to be the absolute object of her care and affection. If that isn't ego inflating, then I don't know what fucking is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:14:34 2015 No.14052293 >>14052279 >yandere Kloah goddess Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:17:51 2015 No.14052310 >>14052287 I want to try some Manticore milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:18:00 2015 No.14052312 >>14052268 How terrifying and arousing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:18:15 2015 No.14052313 >>14052287 Cuuuute~

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:18:44 2015 No.14052314 >>14052255 >>14052275 >Your waifu's face when she wakes you up one morning, only for you to inquire who she is It's almost as terrifying as reminding yourself that you'll die one day and you don't know what'll happen with your conscience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:20:10 2015 No.14052317 >>14052287 Where's the pic

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:20:36 2015 No.14052318 >>14052287 Whoever you are I like your style. That Manticore looks a lot more like a woman than a girl.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:20:53 2015 No.14052319

>>14052291
That would be pretty ego boosting. At the same time, if I were in a position where such a Goddess just killed my entire family (along with any innocent bystanders), I would be trembling in abject horror and fear while re-evaluating my life choices.

I mean, seriously, I must have fucked up big time somewhere along the line to be in this position.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:21:33 2015 No.14052322 >>14052314 I don't think she'll care that much. Not like she can't just find a new husband.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:22:03 2015 No.14052326
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>>14052293
The yandere part is debatable since her hasn't done any hmangas with this girl yet.
>tfw the only yandere thing(s) Kloah has done was that Hasshaku-sama and bullied titty monster thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:23:48 2015 No.14052337 File: 72 KB, 693x1024, 89d3e1fe3760d864823050cd98d3e008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Putting aside personal biases and preferences for a second, I think it's safe to say that kitsune lolis are the best monstergirl lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:24:37 2015 No.14052340 >>14052322 Well that's sad considering I'd promised to be by her side in fortune and misfortune, because you know, that's what married couples swear to their loved one during marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:25:10 2015 No.14052346 File: 472 KB, 3000x3000, Y5GIpF0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052317 Either this or cuddlecore. I cant remember.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:26:30 2015 No.14052353 >>14052337 Dick the tiny fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:26:44 2015 No.14052355 >>14052337 90% of the scientific community agree that you're full of shit on this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:26:49 2015 No.14052356 >>14052346 >I'm not less That's weird considering this pic is listed in .less' gallery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:27:00 2015 No.14052358 File: 622 KB, 842x938, 475d38eebc5c02e4dc26015d1d7724e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052337 Agreed. >>14052346 Christian imageboard buttercup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:27:17 2015 No.14052359 >>14052337 Okay imma let you finish, but onis are the best lolis of all time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:27:57 2015 No.14052361 >>14052356 Less has friends you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:28:41 2015 No.14052364 >>14052340 Yeah and then the wife goes and cheats the second her husband is away. Monster girl or not, marrying a woman is the stupidest thing you can do. Just have one night stands with them and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:29:54 2015 No.14052368 >>14052361 Friends? How dare he. We're the only he friends he needs, yadda yadda, shitty yandere jokes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:29:54 2015 No.14052370 >>14052364 >Comparing monstergirls to humans Hey, it's this faggot again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:30:09 2015 No.14052371 File: 265 KB, 1200x1600, 40895986_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052337 Quite possibly.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:30:43 2015 No.14052374
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>>14052353
But not too hard though.

>>14052355
Science has no power here, old man. This is the realm of tiny, magical kistunes who can warp nature to suit their innocent fantasies.

>>14052359
But do onis curl up into a mofu ball and hug their own tails when they need comfort?
Didn't think so.
Plus, kitsunes have the cutest socks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:30:56 2015 No.14052376 >>14052287 Are you trying to imply that you commissioned this from .less, or that you actually drew it? LEC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:31:28 2015 No.14052378 >>14052346 >Fucking a pregnant delicious brown Manticore Olev >>14052361 As long as he doesn't have friends like Bromont's TFW someone here probably would take offense to that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:31:53 2015 No.14052379 >>14052337 I'm going to argue for shirohebi. Yandere lolis are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:31:57 2015 No.14052380 >>14052337 >lolis >foxes >the best Pick one.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:32:17 2015 No.14052382

>>14052277
RSAnon did the tailpussy gloryhole orgy thing.

That reminds me of a stupid story premise somebody is trying to pitch me to write because they got wood to it (Don't ask why).

>Guy gets chosen as a selected Breeding Stud for a ranch where they're trying to help re-populate the Manticore numbers or some stupid shit like that
>Gets his own personal Manticore, who is there unwillingly and forced to be dommed since she'd already hospitalized several other men who tried to fuck her without her permission, one guy still has nightmares of the tailpussy's bulb devouring his head like the Cook and the Carnictis Worms of King Kong
>He's made to fuck her several hours of the day, essentially becoming a cump factory for the ranch with stimulant drugs
>Even fucks her when her belly is swollen and gravid with cubs, her eyes glaring at him and her mouth gagged to prevent biting
>The ranch eventually gets shut down because it's only a ranch at face value and more of an underground sex slave ring
>He spends no less than a decade in prison for being an unknowing accomplice to the crimes and abuse
>All the MGs, from Elves to P'Orcs to even a single Ushi-Oni are pregnant
>Gets out of prison, manages to eke his way out of Bugshit Manor and into the real world again working a dead end job
>Is at his usual café one day reading on his tablet when two young Manticores approach him
"We're here to pay your royalties, Sir <3~"
Dick the daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:32:25 2015 No.14052383 >>14052370 They're not worth your time anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:33:05 2015 No.14052386 >>14052374 Those lolis are too small and plump, I like mine fairly large and slender.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:33:54 2015 No.14052389 Do you think KC would ever make an Electric Sheep Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:34:44 2015 No.14052391 File: 48 KB, 700x525, 1441481684654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052376 Its a present from less >>14052378 Anon with the good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:35:14 2015 No.14052396 >>14052374 Those lolis are small and plump. Perfect!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:35:51 2015 No.14052398 >>14052310 I agree wholeheartedly

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:36:15 2015 No.14052401 File: 148 KB, 722x1022, 50066734_p16_master1200c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052386 >not liking bottom heavy lolis

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:36:21 2015 No.14052404 >>14052378 >As long as he doesn't have friends like Bromont's Man, what?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:36:23 2015 No.14052405

>>14052322
>Question 4: Can widow monster find new husband?
> "It is possible, but many of them remain faithful to the memory of their husband, so unless the new husband can truly express his love, and the MG would accept and love him, they will not marry. However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.)"
If you marry a monstergirl, it's forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:36:52 2015 No.14052406 >>14052389 Do you think KC would ever make a replicant Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:37:28 2015 No.14052408 >>14052374 >But not too hard though. The hard stuff comes later. They still deserve to be made to ahegao, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:37:30 2015 No.14052409 >>14052401 They are perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:38:19 2015 No.14052410 >>14052346 How the fuck is that a straight manticore? I don't see her being a dom

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:38:23 2015 No.14052411 >>14052391 Happy Birthday man

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:38:37 2015 No.14052412 >>14052401 Nigga don't play, that's not a tiny plump loli, she's hippy and obviously older with those big breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:38:50 2015 No.14052415 >>14052405 No it's not, the second you show any signs of dying or otherwise she'll already have another guy lined up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:39:09 2015 No.14052416 File: 266 KB, 1000x1000, 1435649912471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052405 >the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife Story of a Salamander journeying to Valhalla to get him away from some hussy Valkyrie when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:39:18 2015 No.14052417 >>14052410 She has her tail pussy wrapped around his midsection, maybe she's forcing him to fuck her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:39:28 2015 No.14052418 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZnyxtwydE Spider MGs are moé

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:40:14 2015 No.14052421 File: 113 KB, 594x716, 1440883654712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052410 The guy is tied up but here's the face to the last commission I got that was blatant femdom manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:40:24 2015 No.14052422 >>14052415 Ok, now I know you are baiting. Sorry, not today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:40:44 2015 No.14052423 >>14052410 I want to feed a manticub cakes, pies, and candy so she'll grow up to be a big sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:41:02 2015 No.14052424 >>14052401 They are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:41:06 2015 No.14052425 >>14052421 >Lip biting Ooh, this is one of my weaknesses

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:41:28 2015 No.14052426 >>14052415 Why you gotta be salty all the time mang?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:41:28 2015 No.14052427 >>14052417 Nice.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:42:36 2015 No.14052430
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>>14052379
Kitsunes can be yandere too. Most of them live in isolated shrines like hebis, too. Just look at Barikios' fox girl.

>>14052386
Better? Or too big?

>>14052380
But I'm already posting the best.

>>14052408
Of course. You have to overwhelm her with pleasure, while still keeping her grounded to you, mixing thrusting with headpats to get them all relaxed and content.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:45:02 2015 No.14052433 I want to build a piramid with an Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:45:06 2015 No.14052434 Reminder that no matter what this thread says, you can't deviate from what the profile of a monster girl says. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:45:19 2015 No.14052435 http://i.imgur.com/bWk4ruY.jpg Is this the first piece of lewd ghoul art? Shame about the quality but the skeleton and zombie in the background are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:45:23 2015 No.14052437 File: 216 KB, 441x553, granny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052430 >Better? Or too big? Perfect. Gonna cuddle her every day until she looks like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:45:34 2015 No.14052439 File: 873 KB, 1735x1460, 51933768_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052337 Wendigo lolis

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:46:03 2015 No.14052440 >>14052434 No fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:46:23 2015 No.14052441 >>14052322 >>14052364 >>14052415 >This faggot every thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:46:32 2015 No.14052442 File: 383 KB, 984x1200, 1441473861095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Black People, we need more Black People with Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:46:53 2015 No.14052443 Would you a chuuni vampire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:47:08 2015 No.14052446 >>14052433 I want to build a pyramid scheme with a tanuki!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:47:24 2015 No.14052448 >>14052443 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:47:53 2015 No.14052449 >>14052442 Sweden please leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:47:59 2015 No.14052450 >>14052441 Just don't reply to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:48:01 2015 No.14052451 >>14052440 It's true though, the minute you talk about a monster girl in a way that goes against the profile it's based on you'll be shit on. Then a few days later this place will bitch about how nobody goes against the profile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:48:08 2015 No.14052452 File: 112 KB, 1920x1080, 1409546421628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052434 >>14052442 I wonder what's happening here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:49:13 2015 No.14052454 >>14052442 >Barry White No point in more pictures of black guys with monstergirls, we've already peaked with this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:49:47 2015 No.14052458 >>14052442 Delete that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:50:26 2015 No.14052460 File: 1.70 MB, 400x300, 1440707344598.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052452 Weekend threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:51:08 2015 No.14052461 >>14052439 Ithaqua pls go and stay motherfucking go.

Seafoam Sat Sep 5 15:51:15 2015 No.14052462

>>14050190
>It's too bad you didn't do more 'Mother of Monsters' instead of 'Puling Coward Gets Hit On.
Both are going to get done eventually (TM), it's just a matter of when.

>Mouse is pathetic to the point of being unlikable.
Good, that means I'm writing him the way I intend to. If you still see him that way in a few chapters I'll have a problem, but for now it's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:51:22 2015 No.14052463 >>14052452 Yeah, it's always the same at this hour. Becareful, he will reply to himself to start a shitstorm too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:51:34 2015 No.14052466 >>14052452 Come to think of it the Date A Live girls are monster girls aren't they? I don't know why I didn't think of them that way before. Probably because I'm retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:51:41 2015 No.14052467 >>14052437 >until Why not keep going? She may not be as spry, with as magnificent a figure as those younger girls, but her love for you can only have increased and solidified over the years.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:51:53 2015 No.14052468

>>14052451
I believe that what you mean to say is that if you post anything at all here, you will be shit on by someone and someone else will shit on that person for not liking what they like.

Watch, I'll start:
>>14052461
Fuck you, asshole. Wendigo lolis are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:52:54 2015 No.14052471 >>14052462 I personally would really love to see more of Mother of Monsters. I really liked the story concept and would love to see where you plan on going with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:54:02 2015 No.14052473 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, 1438913914224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052468 I'm sad that Harblador and that other guy haven't done shit with them given they're based on Lovecraft

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:54:55 2015 No.14052477 >>14052452 Reminder that Clockcore will never be written or drawn

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:55:37 2015 No.14052480 >>14052462 Oh, you are building him up for something? Then it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:55:38 2015 No.14052481 I want a sub hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:56:03 2015 No.14052482 File: 56 KB, 571x800, FIGURE-013591_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you ordered your Tamamo yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:56:56 2015 No.14052485 File: 331 KB, 1000x985, 1437170259121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052416 >Salamander going full doomguy Tempted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:57:19 2015 No.14052487 >>14052482 I have too many Gendum figures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:57:26 2015 No.14052488 >>14052482 I wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:57:48 2015 No.14052490 >>14052482 God no, I don't want sluts in my house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:59:41 2015 No.14052498 >>14052487 No such thing.

Seafoam Sat Sep 5 15:59:44 2015 No.14052499

>>14052471
MoM is in the queue, expect it after some vampire and at least one dose of horsepussy.

I know I've been slow[er than usual] but I'm trying to pull myself out of this slump. Bear with me.

>>14052480
I couldn't leave my main character THAT pathetic for the entirety of a running series. Just give me some time and try to enjoy the blueballing in the meantime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:00:37 2015 No.14052502 >>14052468 Wendigos are awesome and delightfully lewd. Pounding one while warped up in that comfy, warm cloak must be like heaven.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:01:20 2015 No.14052504
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>>14052482
I'm seriously tempted, a month drinking cheap beer that tastes like piss or a figure of the perfect fox waifu. Love will probably win out in the end but it's a hard choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:01:23 2015 No.14052505 >Incubi can live off sex just like monsters How does this work? Im hungry then go down on my waifu and im suddenly not hungry anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:02:00 2015 No.14052507 File: 287 KB, 1576x700, Sinanjuclops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052498 They're Robot Damashii's fortunately enough. Also, why hasn't there been much Cyclops/Monoeye and Zeon crossover stuff, it seems like a wasted opportunity(ies).

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:02:55 2015 No.14052511 >>14052505 Eat that pussy, son.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:03:25 2015 No.14052513

>>14052481
I want a cuddly hellhound. Or a cuddly 'nubis.

Or both. Then the hellhound could lie face up, I could lie atop her, head resting back against her breasts, and the anubutt could cuddle me from on top. A warm, dark, fluffy wan-sandwich of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:04:26 2015 No.14052519 >>14052485 Ho?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:04:35 2015 No.14052520 Would you a capitalist monstegirl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:04:54 2015 No.14052522 >>14052481 I want a cute and cuddly Kobold.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:04:56 2015 No.14052523

>>14052505
You wouldn't get hungry in the traditional sense, rather you would feel burning lust and the desire to dick your waifu. Going extended periods of time without doing so would make you feel week and low on energy much like not eating would but again, you wouldn't feel "hungry" exactly. Eating regular food would likely restore your energy much like it would for a monster but the lust would remain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:05:32 2015 No.14052525 File: 88 KB, 584x700, 27fd9ff7b1331a0571008c8e391eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052520 I already like Tanukis, so sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:05:57 2015 No.14052526 >>14052519 wat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:06:15 2015 No.14052528 >>14052520 Is she a ghost with her own radio show?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:07:01 2015 No.14052531 File: 181 KB, 341x315, 1440855357822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052520

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:07:23 2015 No.14052533 >>14050940 >>14050948 Well that was...sudden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:08:54 2015 No.14052541 File: 191 KB, 699x851, 49203502_p0_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:09:07 2015 No.14052543 >>14052522 Dom Kobold right? After all that's the only type of Kobold that this place accepts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:09:36 2015 No.14052545 >>14051219 >Push you into it, then race to be the first to rez you Fuckin' Sexy Losers...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:09:40 2015 No.14052546 >>14052477 >>14052477 That's because only RS writes Manticores well and everything is shit or moe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:10:23 2015 No.14052548 >>14052541 Tiny hands, tiny hands. Aaaah,

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:10:50 2015 No.14052549 >>14052482 I could hear my wallet screaming out in pain as I placed the order, but yes. Please be gentle, Amico.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:11:08 2015 No.14052550 >>14052485 It's Orpheus and Eurydice, not doomguy, you uneducated pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:11:18 2015 No.14052551 >>14052543 No, silly baiter. A cute, spirited and eager to please standard Kobold.>>14052541

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:11:25 2015 No.14052552 >>14052543 I've already recognized your sodium laced typing style. How come you're struttin' around like a Belmont all the time brohan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:12:02 2015 No.14052553 >You will never work with a mad scientist cyclops to make a giant golem mech that fights evil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:12:37 2015 No.14052557 >>14052551 So a Dom Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:13:10 2015 No.14052559 >>14052550 uneducated? das unpossible

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:13:27 2015 No.14052560 >>14052557 But that's stupid, what kind of faggot would like such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:13:50 2015 No.14052562 >>14052543 Dude stop trying it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:14:21 2015 No.14052563 >>14052442 >the happening day happens >mgs invade earth in mars attacks fashion >humanity wins thanks to barry white music we all know it true

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:14:55 2015 No.14052568 >>14052560 The same anons who ruined Kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:15:12 2015 No.14052569 >>14052560 I'm sure the kobold would love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:15:14 2015 No.14052571 >>14051814 >>14051817 This. I like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:16:19 2015 No.14052578 >>14052569 Sure, make her do all the work. Lazy bum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:16:42 2015 No.14052581 >>14052553 >You will never dick the mad out of a mad scientist cyclops

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:17:56 2015 No.14052586 >>14052578 But if you're domming how is she doing all the work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:19:02 2015 No.14052588 >>14051921 Y'know, I have a copy of this book. Still no idea why she's a loli for one chapter. Should hurry up and learn nip...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:19:46 2015 No.14052593 >>14050948 here you go http://pastebin.com/8sYSd19K

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:20:33 2015 No.14052596 >>14052586 But you're not, are you? There seems to be a miscommunication here, which I will blame the jewish people for.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:20:35 2015 No.14052597

>>14052314
>you don't know what'll happen with your conscience.
As Hook once said, "Death is the only real adventure".

Only thing that keeps me from being completely and utterly terrified of the thought that you just...cease. I'm quite used to existing. I can't really fathom just not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:22:11 2015 No.14052602 >>14052467 >Why not keep going? Because I died of old age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:22:40 2015 No.14052606 >>14052416 I'd read it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:23:23 2015 No.14052609 >>14052597 >I can't really fathom not existing Exactly. Nobody knows how it "feels" not to exist. No senses, no memories, no conscience. It's something beyond my understanding. I've been pondering on this since I was 10, I'm in my mid 20's now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:23:41 2015 No.14052610 >>14052602 Well, you obviously didn't touch her tails enough for the anti-aging magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:23:56 2015 No.14052611 >you will never drink yourself to death while everyone else gets a nice loving monster wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:25:08 2015 No.14052620 >>14051364 MORE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:25:15 2015 No.14052622 >>14052596 Yes, let us blame the Jewish and not what appears to be light dyslexia. Either way I'm sure the kobold would love to please you by, uh, domming you. At your behest. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:25:25 2015 No.14052624 File: 569 KB, 1200x1720, 24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052541 Squishy loli demons are the best demons BTW that artist has a looooot of monster girls in his pixiv

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:25:35 2015 No.14052625 >>14052611 >That cherished bottle of aged liquor you've been saving for the night you finally end it becomes a monster girl What now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:26:57 2015 No.14052630 >>14052622 That's even dumber, which leads me to believe you're one of them. Well shilled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:27:21 2015 No.14052631 >>14052625 Down a bottle of pills and wait it out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:27:54 2015 No.14052634 >>14052433 >Piramid >Pira >Pirate >You'll never terrorize the Mediterranean alongside an Anubis Pirate Captain and her crew of swashbuckling mummies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:28:29 2015 No.14052636 >>14052624 >soft little brown demon wife and he complains There's just no satisfying some folks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:29:09 2015 No.14052637 File: 708 KB, 1018x1160, Alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiny Dire Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:29:32 2015 No.14052641 >>14052571 Why did you have to reply and make me notice my massive mistakes? Seriously I should learn how to proof read even if it is a quick green text.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:29:36 2015 No.14052642 >>14052507 >tfw have an MG, HG, and RD of the Sinanju

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:29:37 2015 No.14052643 >>14052634 Good, I'd want nothing to do with any Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:29:48 2015 No.14052645 >>14052610 There's no anti-aging magic in her tails, she just tells you that so you snuggle them everyday. It just makes her feel good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:30:14 2015 No.14052646 >>14052636 It's almost like he doesn't want to take care of a shitty freeloading monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:30:51 2015 No.14052652 >>14052637 Dick it until it becomes a pregnant Shiny Dire Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:31:49 2015 No.14052659 File: 114 KB, 670x949, 1440648354049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your monstergirl daughter comes up and does this to you. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:32:11 2015 No.14052661 >>14052646 It's almost like you're unfamiliar with the concept of homemakers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:32:22 2015 No.14052662 Cute lookin' Dullahan. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/IZRA/370197/Monster-girls---comm-3

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:32:44 2015 No.14052664 File: 217 KB, 461x440, agl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052646 >freeloading It's like you didn't even look at the picture. Plus, he got himself into that mess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:33:17 2015 No.14052666 >>14052659 Slap her upside the head and tell her to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:33:28 2015 No.14052667 >>14052659 Take responsability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:33:40 2015 No.14052669 File: 146 KB, 1183x580, Knight of Justice greentext (lich).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051814 >>14051817 screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:34:06 2015 No.14052672 >MFW try to write >MFW the pacing is too fast for own taste Fucking Jésus man

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:34:59 2015 No.14052674 File: 292 KB, 1015x1185, 1440953881541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052634 I'd rather explore the Himalayas with an Anubis and give her a pair of custom made meaty paw gloves when she tries to hide her cold, shaking paws

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:35:07 2015 No.14052675 >>14052659 Wonder where I went wrong. Talk it out with the wife. See a counselor. If it isn't some other sort of problem pushing her into it, take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:35:29 2015 No.14052676 >>14052672 It's "Jesús", satán.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:35:45 2015 No.14052677 >>14052672 Esta bien, amigo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:36:11 2015 No.14052679 >>14052677 Fuck off spic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:36:14 2015 No.14052680 >>14052008 >thinner care to explain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:36:32 2015 No.14052681 >>14052659 Be a bad father.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:37:00 2015 No.14052682 >>14052674 That sounds pretty nice. And of course, cuddling up together in the tent at night, snuggled tightly in the same sleeping bag to share warmth...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:37:17 2015 No.14052683 File: 64 KB, 1280x720, daughteru-dicker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052659 Bring it on, girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:38:08 2015 No.14052687 >>14052683 That ending was retarded. Just why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:38:19 2015 No.14052688 >>14052659 Tell her that just because I rubbed her head after she got dumped, doesn't mean she loves me. There's other boys out there much better than me. Also, go talk to her mother and see how she feels about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:40:33 2015 No.14052694 >>14052676 Regardless, trying to do like 1k intro and other shit is proving more and more tedious than I'd like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:40:49 2015 No.14052696 >>14052683 Aah yes, the show that fully aroused my daughteru fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:40:50 2015 No.14052697 >>14052659 Tell her to go talk things out with her mother. Then hope to god I don't find them both naked on the bed later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:40:56 2015 No.14052698 >>14051596 3+ legs would be good, no need for Heel and Toe work with more legs. So, scylla, giant ant or spider girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:41:21 2015 No.14052700 >>14052683 no the manga didn't happen fuck you/offf

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:41:39 2015 No.14052702 >>14052659 Responsibility for what? I didn't even touch her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:42:22 2015 No.14052705 >>14052683 http://i.imgur.com/BormUIf.jpg Logical ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:42:43 2015 No.14052706 >>14052659 I make the wife deal with it. Whatever happens after that, happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:42:46 2015 No.14052707 >>14052697 Have fuck getting cucked by your own daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:43:25 2015 No.14052710 >>14052687 You mean awesome, right? Other guys were fucking fags anyway. Nothing but drama queens >>14052700 Stay mad, pleb

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:44:10 2015 No.14052711

>>14052680
>Gypsy curses a fat guy to forever lose weight until he wastes away to nothing
>Guy gets his buddies to kill the gypsies
>Gypsy who cursed him gives him a pie, puts the guy's blood in it, tells him whoever eats the pie gets the curse transferred to them and he's free
>His wife and daughter eat some of the pie when he leaves it out overnight
>He eats some too and dies with them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:44:39 2015 No.14052716 I want to be a smug, well dressed villain who always has a card to play, never failing to fool and trick monstergirls who try to rape me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:44:40 2015 No.14052717 >>14052697 I want my wife to put our daughter in her place by raping me and making me ahegao in front of her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:44:44 2015 No.14052718 >>14052707 Dude, what? Now you're just...you're really not even trying any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:44:58 2015 No.14052720 >>14052705 I wish. >>14052707 Not that guy, but I think you are the only retard who could see it that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:45:01 2015 No.14052721 >>14052674 The chubby Anubis is back! She's a fatty who needs to lay off the sweets!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:45:20 2015 No.14052724 >>14052669 Seeing my typos and poor proof reading immortalized in a screencap hurts. It's not exactly pastebin worthy but here's a version with some of the problems fixed. http://pastebin.com/2SV3uJBa

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:46:02 2015 No.14052725 >>14052710 But the milf was hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:46:04 2015 No.14052726 >>14052717 That seems a bit unnecessarily cruel. No need to make her live through what would be, to her perspective, an NTR Doujin. Just calmly explaining things to her is all that's needed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:46:33 2015 No.14052727 >>14052707 I bet the daughteru is an adopted dragon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:47:16 2015 No.14052730 >>14052710 I'm calling the cops!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:48:35 2015 No.14052734 >>14052727 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:49:03 2015 No.14052736 >>14052727 I want to adopt a dragon and raise her to be a sweetie pie who loves to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:49:21 2015 No.14052739 >>14052707 >>14052727 These shitposts really went down in quality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:09 2015 No.14052742 >>14052659 The wife said it might happen, her race is one of the most lustful in the encyclopaedia. One night of dicking coming up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:25 2015 No.14052743 >>14052256 http://imgur.com/a/T1PD5/all :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:28 2015 No.14052744 >>14052726 I want her to mindbreak and begin to masturbate furiously as mommy makes love to daddy, and then catch glimpses of her at the bedroom door, spying on us having sex while masturbating.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:33 2015 No.14052745

>>14052698
>Scylla
>One tentacle on the clutch
>One on the gas, one on the gearshift
>one to mess with the radio to ensure proper levels of EUROBEAT throughout the drive
>Both hands on the wheel at all times no matter what
My god, she would rule the downhill.

Giant ant cars would require a shit ton of modification unless they just drove with hand controls which would actually limit them to an automagic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:33 2015 No.14052746 >>14052739 He's been trying for a while, don't give him attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:40 2015 No.14052747 Anubis or Dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:51:39 2015 No.14052751 >>14052747 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:52:36 2015 No.14052754 >>14052747 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:52:38 2015 No.14052755 >>14052747 What about a dragon and an anubis that are friends?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:52:53 2015 No.14052756 >>14052287 You're overpowering her subspace!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:53:11 2015 No.14052758 File: 128 KB, 800x1175, best end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052725 She was okay but I mean the other potential Rin's bfs were fags >>14052730 >>14052700 DO IT!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:53:12 2015 No.14052759

>>14052008
>>14052680
>>14052711
You know for as much as I like Stephen King's books, some of them go way the fuck out there.

That and Hollywood seems to hate him with silly shit like a Gypsy woman shooting a fucking hole in the guy's hand the size of an exaggerated bullet going through it with a fucking slingshot's pellet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:53:13 2015 No.14052760 >>14052755 "Friends"

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:53:16 2015 No.14052762 [DELETED]

>Imagine your brain is a computer. Is a computer not capable of creating another computer within itself? It is, of course, we have tons of utilities that can create virtual machines on desktops. That's sort of why I think it's possible to create an entirely separate consciousness inside your own mind that is capable of utilizing the resources (brainpower) to create a visualization of itself within another layer (you).
That brings up the question of resource usage, and malware. Since a brain's programming is largely not understood, it might be far easier to write malware for your mind when creating a tulpa than it is than, say, writing a C program.
>VMs also take up large amounts of RAM, and a question arises: what happens when your brain kernel panics (BSOD to all you windows folk)? Is insanity to follow?
So, when are you making that tulpa?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:54:16 2015 No.14052766 >>14052747 or

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:55:03 2015 No.14052771 File: 276 KB, 791x894, cute tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tewi is cute! CUUUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:55:11 2015 No.14052773 >>14052760 Special friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:55:12 2015 No.14052774 >>14052755 With benefits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:55:33 2015 No.14052777 >>14052755 Friends with Benefits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:55:45 2015 No.14052780 >>14052762 So, how is this MG related?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:56:26 2015 No.14052782 >>14052777 >>14052774 >>14052773 >>14052760 >>14052755 Samefag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:56:36 2015 No.14052783 >>14052773 >>14052774 >>14052777 Double-ended dildo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:56:47 2015 No.14052784 What MG would be the best Kurismasu Keiki?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:57:42 2015 No.14052787 >Cuckposters pushing yuri again. Time to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:57:49 2015 No.14052788 >>14052782 >3 posts in 30 seconds >samefag Nigga pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:58:34 2015 No.14052791 >>14052724 >Private For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:58:57 2015 No.14052794 File: 801 KB, 830x1200, 1440652323926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No stories of testing fate with a Demon yet Sadness covers me like a blanket. I want to be tucked in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:00:42 2015 No.14052799 >>14052784 Cake golem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:00:49 2015 No.14052801 File: 86 KB, 581x619, Anubis-Dragon Sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052747 >Not both >>14052787 And here I was hoping they'd lost their will to go on with their shit meme...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:00:49 2015 No.14052802 >>14052784 Kraken, Demon, Jinko, Blue Oni, Vampire, Tanuki, Kitsune, Kejourou, Yuki-onna, Queen Slime

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:00:58 2015 No.14052803 >>14052791 My bad, meant to make it unlisted. Should be fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:01:34 2015 No.14052805 >>14052794 I have something planned, please be patient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:01:56 2015 No.14052807 >>14052801 I want to watch an Anubis get gangbanged for hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:02:26 2015 No.14052811 >>14052801 arodgosn ehwn

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:02:59 2015 No.14052815 >>14052807 I'd love to watch a Dragon have her way with an Anubis. It's so hypnotic I'd watch it for hours

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:03:51 2015 No.14052817 >>14052771 Indeed, Tewi is a cutie, I'd snuggle that. Although a trap war may soon ensue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:04:21 2015 No.14052821 >>14052815 I want her to use a triple-headed double dildo strapon that fills all their holes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:04:35 2015 No.14052823 >>14052711 That IS a dumb ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:04:57 2015 No.14052828 >>14052801 Why is that asshole bothering that Dragon and Anubis? They just want to make sweet love to each other without any interruptions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:05:24 2015 No.14052830 >>14052758 >yfw there's no confirmation that Daikichi dicked the daughteru >That look of horror in his face in the last panel Nah, didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:05:33 2015 No.14052831 >>14052807 Face it anon, you'd probably fap to it and blow your load after about 4 minutes. Then you'd get bored and come shitpost about it on here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:05:47 2015 No.14052832 >>14052815 >>14052821 >>14052828 Dragons love the dick, you are the only faggots here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:06:37 2015 No.14052838 >>14052831 >implying I can't keep on fapping after an orgasm Nigga pls, my best was three times in a row.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:07:45 2015 No.14052843 >>14052838 Okay, 15 minutes then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:08:31 2015 No.14052847 >>14052815 >>14052821 >>14052828 How come these faggots are trying to force yuri here? Everyone knows that monstergirls can't be lesbians.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:08:33 2015 No.14052848

>>14052747
Both.
>Looking down at them both licking the sides of your penis
>Double paizuri
>Anubis straddling your face as her dragon friend lowers her warm dragon cunt onto your shaft
>A pair of brown legs tightening around your head as the Anubis unleashes a waterfall, shortly after the dragon's screams of delight fill the room as she climaxes too
>You share a kiss with the dragon, sharing the love juices as you insert yourself into the anubis from behind
>As you get closer to climaxing yourself, your scaled friend leans down next to the Anubis to ask her if being with a man feels good
>At this point she can only reply with moans of pleasure, her sense reason is completely gone
>You pull her tail before slamming into her for one final, unleashing your seed inside her
>As you let go she collapses onto the bed. No energy left in her entire body
>"Ara, do you think we overdid it? She said she only liked girls but her first time with a man seems to have been quite the experience for her"
>You will never set a monster girl in denial on the right path with your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:08:46 2015 No.14052849 >>14052758 >duckface >even when sideways and that's how you know the artist is a woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:09:41 2015 No.14052856 >>14052847 >why do shitposters shitpost Why indeed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:10:27 2015 No.14052858 >>14052848 nice more please

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:12:13 2015 No.14052866 File: 807 KB, 998x1200, Black Harpy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ooga booga where da white bois at

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:13:41 2015 No.14052872 >>14052866 >Harpy and Black Harpy will never get an art update It hurts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:13:54 2015 No.14052873 File: 153 KB, 535x550, 1401568096306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052866 Once you go cloaca you can never go back!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:14:28 2015 No.14052874 >>14052848 ...I'm normally not one for this kinda thing but... Fuck yes all the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:14:49 2015 No.14052876 >>14052866 Sorry I only like big strong girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:15:34 2015 No.14052880 >>14052866 Niggers are bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:15:48 2015 No.14052881 >>14052873 Eeeew!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:15:59 2015 No.14052882 Writefags, how do you get in the mood to write?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:16:17 2015 No.14052883 >>14052848 There will never be a story where the slaves revolt and gangrape their Anubis taskmaster to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:16:46 2015 No.14052885 >>14052880 That's why she's looking for white boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:16:50 2015 No.14052886 File: 1.00 MB, 1070x1100, Crow Tengu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052873 What is this, a Crow Tengu for ants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:17:43 2015 No.14052890 >>14052883 Good, that sounds awful in every way shape and form.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:18:05 2015 No.14052893

>>14052882
Tire myself out a bit with games, but not so much it's hard to think. Then, bore myself with some television. The first couple hours trying to write are hard, but after that I can usually get into it and get something done.
But that's just me and it doesn't always work.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:18:21 2015 No.14052895

>>14052821
>>14052815
>Blue Dragon fondling Anubis from behind
>Electricity playing off of her horn and dancing across Anubis' nipples, making the fur on her tail stand on ends
>Dragon telling her she needs to relax more, that she's so stiff
>Anubis countering that the Dragon needs to stop being such a haughty bitch, ever since they were pup and whelpling
>Dragon grins wickedly and pumps out more electricity, turning Anubis' sensitivity to touch to 11
>She keeps kneading her breasts, nibbling on her neck
>The tip of her tail slipping in between the Anubis' legs and lifting her off the ground
>Gently gliding it along her labia and laughing when Anubis-chan grips it like it's a rampant cock and slides herself along its smooth length
>Anon is stuck watching as his sister-wives go at it, giggling coquettishly at his arousal
>Both of them are primed and ready, and the night is long

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:18:27 2015 No.14052896 >>14052883 I bet hobo-kun would do it if he was still around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:18:29 2015 No.14052897 >>14052883 Good

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:18:52 2015 No.14052901 >>14052882 Vidya

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:20:21 2015 No.14052905 >>14052883 A real shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:20:48 2015 No.14052906 >>14052882 Open up a word document and type one sentence down. Then I find myself adding to it until 3 hours later I've gotten 200-300 words down. Starting is the hardest fucking part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:20:48 2015 No.14052907 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, Zappy-Sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052895 Ah, electro-stim with waifus. Now that's a fun evening indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:21:30 2015 No.14052910 >>14052876 A harpy should be pretty strong to fly, same with dragons, it would require a lot of arm strength. Then again, logic says that bees can't fly, so...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:21:56 2015 No.14052915 What happens when you cross a Thunderbird with a Kejourou?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:21:56 2015 No.14052916 >>14052883 I like this idea. My question is, do the slaves make her toil before they start lashing her or do they just seal her inside a tomb with no males to boss around?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:23:07 2015 No.14052919 File: 882 KB, 2000x3500, Wight3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This took way too long. Re-did the entire thing 4 times til this one, but finally done. The skull on her chest didnt look that good just like that so, had to improvise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:23:37 2015 No.14052921 >>14052915 Electric hairjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:24:04 2015 No.14052925 >>14052916 Force her to be a blowjob maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:24:12 2015 No.14052926 >>14052919 Splendid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:24:44 2015 No.14052929 >>14052919 The wait was beyond worth it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:25:01 2015 No.14052930 File: 1.30 MB, 900x1188, latest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052915

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:25:34 2015 No.14052934 >>14052910 >logic says that bees can't fly, so... By "logic" you mean faulty calculations and pseudoscience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:25:34 2015 No.14052935 File: 335 KB, 1233x1917, 1428203308472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never trap and dominate a group of monster girls one by one, making all of them your wives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:25:36 2015 No.14052936 File: 910 KB, 970x1100, Dark Slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Dark Slime's face actually looks cute She's a cutie

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:25:49 2015 No.14052937 >>14052883 That sounds excessive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:27:58 2015 No.14052945 >>14052882 Y'know about sleep paralysis? Imagine it in writing. That's how I've been feeling for months.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:29:00 2015 No.14052952 >>14052930 You get a carrot cake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:29:39 2015 No.14052956 >>14052936 >The face on the orb Never noticed that before. Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:30:16 2015 No.14052957 >>14052907 If you want a real fun evening get a White Dragon who basically strips the Anubis naked and flash freezes her so the only way to warm her up is vigorously dicking

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:30:44 2015 No.14052962 >>14051845 Doesn't Druella canonically have a husband? I'm pretty sure I read that in one of the world guides at some point

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:30:57 2015 No.14052963 >>14052919 Thanks Loen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:31:29 2015 No.14052967 >>14052945 Hm, a guy in sleep paralysis receiving a blowjob from a ghost, this could work. Thanks.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:32:04 2015 No.14052969

>>14052925
Heh, I could dig that.
>she's surrounded by slaves
>each one takes a turn to blow a load into her mouth, each time all the more satisfying
>the same voice that used to berate them and bark orders was cracking under the volume of semen sliding down her tongue
>some of them occasionally tug on her ears and hair when erupting inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:32:18 2015 No.14052970 >>14052962 KC said no one knows if she does If she does he's probably locked in her basement forced to watch all her anime OPs with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:32:53 2015 No.14052976 >>14052969 Bob pls calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:32:54 2015 No.14052974 >>14052967 What? N-No, I...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:32:54 2015 No.14052975 >>14052969 Bueno.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:33:20 2015 No.14052979 >>14052962 There are hints that she may have one. Not confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:33:40 2015 No.14052981 >turning the demon lord into a shitty moeblob. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:34:21 2015 No.14052983 >>14052969 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:34:25 2015 No.14052984 >>14052976 not bob, there ain't any chicks with dicks in this greentext

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:34:25 2015 No.14052985 >>14052981 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:34:48 2015 No.14052986 >>14052981 Druella isn't the demon lord retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:35:23 2015 No.14052989 >>14052981 Aren't you desperate to be salty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:35:32 2015 No.14052991 >>14052969 Awful...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:35:36 2015 No.14052992 >>14052882 I find it hard to write in general these days because after spending so much time writing to try and appease /mgg/ it's like 'The fuck do I do now?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:37:10 2015 No.14053001 >>14052882 JUST. DO IT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:38:32 2015 No.14053007 >>14052969 I want the slaves to bukkake her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:39:13 2015 No.14053011 >>14052969 I hope she'd have to thank each one for using her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:40:03 2015 No.14053017 >>14053007 And ram it down to make sure it's all lodged deep into her ears, unable to be got out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:40:09 2015 No.14053019 I want to be the lowborn bodyguard to a younger, kobold princess! I want to spoil her with headpats and comfort her when she's crying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:40:31 2015 No.14053021 >>14052992 I don't get it, do you need more ideas? Or you want to write something that we will hate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:40:57 2015 No.14053022 >>14053017 Yes, make sure she won't get better even if they put down the rebellion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:41:30 2015 No.14053023 >>14053019 I can't imagine Kobolds as royalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:44:08 2015 No.14053031 >>14053023 Dog days

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:44:15 2015 No.14053033

>>14053021
It means that when I have ideas I rarely pursue them because i'm not sure if the thread would hate them or not.

That and from what I understand nobody really cares for my stuff anyway so outside of idle practice on describing dick in vagainya, pleh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:46:59 2015 No.14053042 >>14053031 nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:48:48 2015 No.14053047 >>14053031 It even has a cat kingdom, just without Cait Sith. Actually wouldn't Dog Days be taboo here because of the cat boys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:48:59 2015 No.14053048 >>14053042 What? You have problems with Pink kobolds who want you to ruffle their hair and scratch their ears?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:49:08 2015 No.14053049

>>14052969
And of course, she'd resist first. Scores of manslaves rushing towards her would mean anything but a good time for her, forcing her onto her back and holding down each limb to keep her from scratching her way free. They'd take a hole, her bossy mouth the obvious choice to gag with a dick, getting a nice grip on her shoulders or the base of her neck as they start grinding against the roof of her mouth and work each inch with her own drool. And of course, she would tear up the whole time, being reduced to a wet hole in a pack of wolves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:49:52 2015 No.14053051 >>14053033 >I never write on the off chance an anon might complain at me abloo abloo bullshit. You know whether or not the thread will hate something, quit being a little bitch and either write or stop your complaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:50:34 2015 No.14053053 >>14053049 By the end of the day she'd be a cumflated bigger than a fairy after she got reamed by a guy on manticore venom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:50:45 2015 No.14053056 >>14052910 >Then again, logic says that bees can't fly, so... /pol/ pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:51:10 2015 No.14053058 >>14053048 No anon, I was agreeing with you. Dog Days is based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:51:14 2015 No.14053059 >>14053047 I just thought discussing them was taboo, discussing MGs from a series that happens to have monster boys is okay...I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:52:00 2015 No.14053063 >>14053056 What does /pol/ have to do with anything? Do you want me to check under your bed for /pol/ too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:52:32 2015 No.14053066 >>14053053 She would be spitting semen for days, some strands occasionally running from her nose when a slave would make her inhale by pressing down on her throat while emptying his balls inside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:52:39 2015 No.14053067 >>14053058 Excellent. Because every girl in that show is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:53:03 2015 No.14053069 File: 566 KB, 986x1512, 08 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:53:12 2015 No.14053070 >>14053049 I shouldn't like this but I do. She'd have her face so preoccupied that she wouldn't even know the face of the one who got to take her virginity.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:53:51 2015 No.14053075

>>14053059
Dog Days isn't a series about monster boys it just happens to have one or two MB in it. Those few are fairly well liked from what I remember so the thread would probably make an exception so long as you don't go into them dicking things. It's kind of like Polt; we like something enough we make allowances.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:54:07 2015 No.14053076 >>14053069 source

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:54:43 2015 No.14053078 >>14053066 A big bloated, anubis who's been cumflated to the point where she sloshes when she walks. If she can even walk.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:54:47 2015 No.14053079

>>14053063
Generally /pol/ doesn't believe in many legitimate fields of academics, like economics, psychology, and even chemistry (chemtrails) or physics (melting beams, etc). Of all the boards, they're the most likely to get aerodynamics wrong as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:55:28 2015 No.14053081 >>14053070 Good, because that's something I'm saving for the rainy day I actually write this out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:55:44 2015 No.14053082 >>14053047 Nah, it has cute girls and is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:55:57 2015 No.14053083 >>14053078 What happens when her superiors are able to end the rebellion, execute the slave rebels, and find the massive cumflated Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:56:32 2015 No.14053087 >>14053049 More! Needs more locking into stocks for public usage. Alternatively Anubis blowjob box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:57:46 2015 No.14053092 >>14053047 >Actually wouldn't Dog Days be taboo here because of the cat boys? Just talk about the girls and ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:57:58 2015 No.14053094 >>14053083 Probably assign a guy to help her rehabilitation. It'll take a while for all that to work its way through her system. Although she may be a bit twitchy around slaves after that. and get a new fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:58:33 2015 No.14053095 >>14053051 Except these days shitposting is running rampant. The thread fucking turned on Anubisfucker over one commission.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:58:38 2015 No.14053096 File: 1.01 MB, 2000x2000, 1441376436536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053079 >Of all the boards, they're the most likely to get aerodynamics wrong as well. If you say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:59:02 2015 No.14053101 >>14053076 Reverse image search it using google you lazy fuck. First result.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:59:12 2015 No.14053103 >>14053083 Her mind is permanently scared and she jumps off from the top of the temple and kills herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:00:04 2015 No.14053105 >>14053094 >>14053087 >>14053083 >>14053081 So, what's up with all this edgy stuff? Is it allowed here now?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:00:50 2015 No.14053111

>>14053094
Is she really able to be rehabilitated? She's a massive cumflated girl, if she's able to walk she's certainly not losing all her newfound mass. Her ears and anywhere else the slaves cummed into are ruined. Her social status is probably in the toilet too. Would they want to rehabilitate her and not just quietly put her in some place to ignore but still keep her alive because it's humane?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:01:05 2015 No.14053114 >>14053105 It has always been. The opinions of whiny faggots never counted as actual rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:01:13 2015 No.14053116 >>14053083 A fate worse than death. Demotion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:01:44 2015 No.14053118 >>14053049 This really is horrendous in every way.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:02:05 2015 No.14053120

>>14053096
>Internet IQ exams being a legitimate measure of intelligence
>Using a data set with no citations on raw data or how IQ was calculated
>a good quarter of 4chan users are considerably smarter than average.

Whatever you need to tell yourself, /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:02:17 2015 No.14053123 >>14053105 >Guys getting raped is fine >Happens to an Anubis and it's edgy

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:02:59 2015 No.14053127

Here's a thing.

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ

>You aren't really sure what to do right now
>Either she's extremely clingy and needy and never lets you out of her sight, or she's completely avoiding you
>She's been alternating between the two for several weeks; everything changed after that time in the bathroo
>You fucking hate it
>You have no idea what to say or what to think or how to approach her, but you can tell that Lily has been brutally fighting herself since she caught you 'observing' her
>This whole situation sickens you; the whole thing is obviously all your fault, right?
>If you hadn't been such a horny idiot, none of this would have happened

>You're terrified of talking to her about what the hell is going on
>It didn't take much thought to figure out that you really don't want the Kejourou to leave
>Before the 'event', the two of you had tended to keep to yourselves, barely exchanging words aside form meaningless smalltalk
>Even so, you had felt inexplicably drawn to her for some reason
>You still definitely feel drawn to her, you're just far too scared of making things worse to do anything about the way things are right now
>Now that another person actually seems to care about you (or at least not hate you), you'd rather not lose them
>You don't care that she's your cousin, family members gat married all the time in this city
>Well, it's probably too late anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:03:30 2015 No.14053130 >>14053123 Even then it's one on one, usually with some form of intimacy. Not this public use, cum-soaking, gangbang crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:03:46 2015 No.14053132 >>14053120 Legitimate complaints, but I can still taste the salt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:03:55 2015 No.14053133 >>14053066 >>14053078 That's some real /d/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:04:04 2015 No.14053134 >>14053123 Mindbreak is edgy and shit all by itself, regardless of who it happens to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:04:08 2015 No.14053135 >>14053114 Still, ganbanging monstegirls sounds like something /d/ would come up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:04:34 2015 No.14053137 >>14053095 >yuri and cuckposting for baiting purposes gee, who would have known that anons would react poorly? quit whining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:05:26 2015 No.14053140 >>14053137 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450 Nah i'm just going to play my violin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:05:43 2015 No.14053142 >>14053095 Anubicuck reaped what he sowed. And he sowed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:06:07 2015 No.14053146 >>14053135 So, if I go to the archive, I won't find anons lamenting the fact that they'll never be raped by several monsters in public? You really wanna make that bet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:06:19 2015 No.14053147 /d/ is at it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:06:34 2015 No.14053148 >>14053142 I want to sow my seed an an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:07:11 2015 No.14053151 >>14053148 I want to watch a Dragon sow her seed in an Anubis

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:09:07 2015 No.14053159 >>14051321 I've never spent a dime on Laska art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:09:13 2015 No.14053160 >>14053151 Not possible, dragons love boys, yuricuckposter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:09:44 2015 No.14053164 >>14053127 >More lewd Kejerou Onee-san YES.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:09:53 2015 No.14053165
File: 650 KB, 888x800, 1437724146463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Here's some mid-shelf shitposting.

>Lilim with wings' interior that appear like windows with seperate realities/timelines on them
>She shows you what is, what could be, what may be
>Reaches into one of her wings like a pool, pulling out an Alp
>It's the [You] that gave into your bi-curiosity in puberty
>She throws the Alp at you
>Due to the laws of the same matter being unable to occupy the same space, you're both transported to a seperate plane
>Lilim films you making fuck with yourself and sells it to fujoshit Anubi and fat smelly stinkypedes who get off on stupid memes like FINALLY MY OWN CLONE, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:09:56 2015 No.14053166 Maledom story that won't get shitposted into oblivion when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:11:05 2015 No.14053171 >>14053166 When you make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:11:27 2015 No.14053173 >>14053111 It would take a while I'm sure and in the end she may just need to be retired and given a kind slave to care for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:11:29 2015 No.14053175 >>14053165 Can I keep the me-Alp, and have a three way with one of the fat smelly stinkypedes? The Lilim can film it too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:11:46 2015 No.14053176 >>14053166 Everything gets shitposted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:12:03 2015 No.14053178 >>14053123 Yeah it's totally the same one girl raping one guy and that. Not trying to defend him but you aren't correct either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:12:19 2015 No.14053179 >>14053166 There's the ryu story, the mouse bondage story, among others.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:14:48 2015 No.14053184

>Be an anti-mage in the MG universe
>Not only does magic not work on or around you at all, you can destroy other people's ability to use magic permanently
>Fuck over stupid ass dickhead wizards who think they are untouchable (they aren't, and as soon as they lose their powers forever the people they have wronged in the past teach them just how touchable they are)
>Fuck over the Order (holy powers don't work on you at all)
>Fuck over the Demon Lord's minions, especially the smug ass lilims who think you are defenseless and ripe for corruption
>Only way you can be beaten is raw physical power
>That's why you are swole as fuck and married a Dragon who is also an anti-mage
Magic sucks, get fucked mages

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:15:41 2015 No.14053188 >>14053165 That's one seriously cool lich bro, thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:15:45 2015 No.14053190 >>14053166 I'm tempted to write one soon. It's consenting maledom in the bedroom of a happily married couple, it's fairly on the light side so if it gets shit on it'd only be due poor writing on my part rather than because of the content.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:16:47 2015 No.14053191 >>14053184 >implying you can possibly just negate magic like that because lol fuk u If that was a thing, corruption wouldn't exist and everyone would be an anti-mage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:16:54 2015 No.14053193 >>14053142 Your meta is reaching ELH-LDR levels of shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:16:59 2015 No.14053195 >>14053083 In the hopes of improving workers' morale she gets permanently assigned as stress management official, since she already has plenty of experience in it.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:17:15 2015 No.14053197

>>14053127
>You've had a whole lot of time to think about things, and that's usually the end result
>It's too late.
>Well, if it's too late, what's stopping you from actually finding out?
>Part of you would definitely rather avoid change and just accept the fact that you and she will constantly dance around your issues in an incredibly awkward, painfully silent and meaningless relationship
>How bad can it be, at least you still have the internet... right?
>No.
>No, fuck that.
>You have to do SOMETHING.
>At least find out what she's thinking to satisfy your curiosity, otherwise you'll get depressed or go insane
>Or both.
>Probably both.
>Yeah, its time to do something

>You get up and leave your room
>Your head feels fuzzy, almost as if you are on autopilot
>You hardly feel like you are even alive; it's probably been eight hours since you moved from your desk and your computer
>Hell, that last hour was just you staring blankly at your paused movie as your thoughts consumed you
>Before you know it, you are in front of Lily's door
>Her closed door.
>Her door that has stayed closed at all times since the last time you 'observed'
>You know she's inside, she's been cooped up in there for several days, much like you had in your own room
>Even though she's been clingy, she's never touched you with her hair since your time together in the bathroom, let alone approached you sexually
>Jesus fuck, everything seems so grim.

>You're really glad that your thoughts didn't stop you from knocking
>It takes a few seconds before you hear the slow, sad shuffling of feet on carpet behind the plain white door
>The knob turns agonizingly, since you knocked your heart has been racing and your thoughts are only flying by faster
>There are so many things that could happen; you'll never predict or be prepared for all of them no matter how hard you try
>For better or worse, the sight of Lily as she sluggishly opens the door drives all the thoughts form your mind

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:18:12 2015 No.14053202 >>14053184 >anti-magic >existing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:18:20 2015 No.14053203 >>14053184 That's some playground-esque power you got there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:20:35 2015 No.14053211 >>14053197 >>14053127 >More Kenjourou Onee-san I mean, who needs pants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:20:59 2015 No.14053214 File: 594 KB, 1000x1150, 91b95c0ad2c8edac06d3f3d7ab824727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:21:11 2015 No.14053216 There are two doors in front of you. One leads to a group of ravenous Ushi-Oni and Manticores ready to do unspeakable things to you. The other leads to a Canada Goose harpy Which do you choose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:21:12 2015 No.14053217 >>14053211 I do

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:21:15 2015 No.14053218 >>14053049 Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:21:36 2015 No.14053219 >>14053214 >Spats Oh yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:22:07 2015 No.14053221 >>14053191 >>14053202 >>14053203 >Getting this mad over the idea of someone being able to beat your make believe magic Stay mad losers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:22:37 2015 No.14053224 >>14053221 wow what a kid

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:22:39 2015 No.14053225 >>14053216 Ushi Oni and Manticores This isn't fucking rocket science or the anti life equation

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:22:48 2015 No.14053226 I want my plan to get my youth restored to be foiled by a Grizzly and a Harpy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:22:54 2015 No.14053227 >>14053184 Well, me and my waifu have mirror power, so everything you just said bounces and kills you! wah wah!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:23:01 2015 No.14053228 >>14053214 Nice implants, slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:23:09 2015 No.14053230 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1393444340538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053049

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:23:26 2015 No.14053232 >>14053216 The former. Nothing is worse than Canadian Geese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:23:54 2015 No.14053236 >>14053221 >mad I can't deal with the power of his memes. Go on without me anons, and tell my waifu I love her...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:24:08 2015 No.14053238 >>14053184 You'd make the chuuniest Wyvern cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:24:58 2015 No.14053240 >>14053221 You're that kid. The one that didn't even bother having creative powers or thinking up a way to beat the other guy, but just gave himself all the powers and a everything-proof shield.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:26:08 2015 No.14053244 >>14053214 Yesss multiarm is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:26:26 2015 No.14053245 >>14053216 I couldn't handle raging sociopaths, so I choose the Ushis and Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:27:32 2015 No.14053247 >>14053221 You have the creativity of a Gary Stu author. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:27:43 2015 No.14053248 >>14053175 Yeah sure why not, Anon. I am disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:27:58 2015 No.14053250 >>14053214 But I can't hold that many hands at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:28:23 2015 No.14053252 >>14053216 Ushis and manticores. I mean, it's not for the goose harpy, I'd have chosen it independently of what there could have been on the other door.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:28:35 2015 No.14053253 >>14053216 The Canadian Goose, never had a single problem with them.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:29:07 2015 No.14053257

>>14052895
>The tip of her tail slipping in between the Anubis' legs and lifting her off the ground

Jesus, my dick. If the result of all that cuck shitposting is that we actually get good threeway material with them, like with >>14052957, then I'll be pretty impressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:29:25 2015 No.14053259 >>14053184 Then I'll bring out my DINOSAUR, THAT EATS ANTI-MAGES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:30:12 2015 No.14053265 >>14053250 Two for your hands. One for your buttock. One to your neck to push you closer to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:30:33 2015 No.14053267 >>14053165 I demand a cut from the profits and negotiate a deal on further image sets and maybe even some porn flicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:30:40 2015 No.14053270 >>14053257 Yeah. Two nice things among how many crappy shitposts? Eeeeh... Well, I guess shitposting's gonna happen no matter what; it's nice if even a couple people take the opportunity to write some nice stuff in the midst of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:31:12 2015 No.14053273 >>14053184 >what are projectiles an antimage would be the easiest fucker to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:31:21 2015 No.14053275 >>14053224 >>14053227 >>14053236 >>14053238 >>14053240 >>14053247 >>14053259 Great, I can see that >>14053184 will be the new thing to make these threads explode in a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:33:07 2015 No.14053282 >>14053275 Nah, hurr durr powerlevels has been a tried and true shit starter for a long time now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:33:25 2015 No.14053285 >>14053127 отлично

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:33:39 2015 No.14053286 >>14053275 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:37:44 2015 No.14053292 >>14053197 oh boy oh boy oh boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:38:34 2015 No.14053295 >>14053257 >>14053270 You guys are almost making me feel like not a piece of shit for goofing off and posting those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:38:45 2015 No.14053296 >>14053275 stay mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:40:14 2015 No.14053299 >You'll never be a bro lich guy who makes deals with dudes to pretend you're an evil villain and spook their mg waifus, so they can swoop in and "protect" them from you like heroes

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:41:18 2015 No.14053301

>>14053197
>The first thing you notice is her hair
>Her usually straight, shiny, lustrous black hair is all frayed and wrinkled and incredibly messy
>It looks like somebody halfheartedly tried to make a paper fan out of it with a curling iron
>She is wearing nothing except a plain white t-shirt that is several sizes too big for her
>It hangs down to just above her knees as she blinks and stares blankly at you, as if she can barely comprehend why you're here
>The deep purple bags under her sad, downcast eyes tell you she probably hasn't slept much since her last bout of clinginess, and that was over a week ago
>You can feel the tension and awkwardness radiating around you as you fight to make yourself speak

>"...umm... uh... Hi Lily..."
>Your eyes dart to anywhere that isn't her
>She doesn't answer you
>"Um... if you don't mind, uh... can we talk?"
>There you go, you've said it.
>You feel the tiniest bit better, now you just have to wait for her reply
>"yeah."
>She takes her hand off the doorknob and turns around, dragging her feet dejectedly as she walks back over to her bed
>Her room is in just as bad a state as she is; piles of dirty clothes and plates of moldy, half-eaten food litter the floor and most of the furniture
>The whole place smells like decayed flowers and sweat and rotten food and... something else.
>If it weren't for the rotten food you would find the smell quite enticing, but you try not to think about it too much

>The depressed Kejourou flops down on her bed with her face in her mess of pillows
>She makes no protest when you nervously sit beside her
>"So... what's up?"
>Oh wow genius, what a way to start a conversation.
>Lily doesn't answer you so you quickly keep talking
>"I mean, what's going on? I know that... I mean- I know what we did, but why? Was I not supposed to say yes to it?"
>Fuck, words are hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:42:29 2015 No.14053307 >>14052962 KC left it open in case someone wants to self-insert as Druella's husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:42:54 2015 No.14053310 >>14053295 Y'did good anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:42:55 2015 No.14053311 >>14053299 I'd like that job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:43:40 2015 No.14053313 >>14053299 If you want to be a genuine spooky skeleton, you'll need to invent some way to protect yourself from mamomachines first so you don't get turned into a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:44:46 2015 No.14053315 >>14053301 My god, we've practically destroyed her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:46:34 2015 No.14053320 >>14053299 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:47:17 2015 No.14053322 File: 162 KB, 800x1024, 1437106745483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"WAN!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:48:22 2015 No.14053324 >>14053320 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:48:24 2015 No.14053325 >>14052919 Excellent diligence, Loen. You deserve the praise you get.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:48:45 2015 No.14053327

>>14053184
I need more elaboration on how your "Nuh uh!" power works. If a wizard shoots a fireball at you, are you immune to the air being heated to flesh-charring temperatures because magic was responsible for that? How do you stop a wizard from flying 500 feet above you and dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on your head? How do you defend yourself from a wizard turning the air around your little anti magic field into mustard gas?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:49:05 2015 No.14053330 >>14053301 Let the healing begin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:49:12 2015 No.14053331 >>14053324 You first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:49:19 2015 No.14053332 >>14053322 Bad dog! No barking at nothing!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:49:25 2015 No.14053333 >>14052442 In all fairness, I would be a lamia's Barry White. Miia too, if she weren't already after Darling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:51:19 2015 No.14053338 File: 132 KB, 1024x1024, Bop!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053332 Discipline her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:51:54 2015 No.14053341 >>14053320 What's wrong, I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:52:41 2015 No.14053343 >>14053331 Make me, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:53:23 2015 No.14053344 >>14053332 Stitch MG when.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:53:57 2015 No.14053346 >>14053320 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:54:08 2015 No.14053347 File: 208 KB, 900x900, 51467191_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053322 Now with more wardrobe malfunctions

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:55:12 2015 No.14053350 >>14053347 That's no puffy vulva.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:55:29 2015 No.14053351 >>14053310 Stop it right now. Don't inspire me. I don't want to become a degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:55:56 2015 No.14053352 >>14053346 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:55:58 2015 No.14053353 >>14053332 >At nothing >nothing She can see the ghost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:56:34 2015 No.14053354 File: 209 KB, 1024x768, 1434998447592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053338 Bad god!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:56:40 2015 No.14053355 >>14053352 Leave.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:56:43 2015 No.14053356

>>14053270
Well, it's given me a pretty appealing idea for a short smut piece. If nobody bites, maybe I'll throw it on the backlog.

>Anon comes home from work
>Lives with anubis and frost dragon, because the three of them were childhood friends or something like that
>Dragon greets him in her usual brief, happy way
>No sign of anubis
>Anon asks dragon, but she just shrugs, saying she hasn't been about the house all day
>Anon and dragon go about making and eating tea, but anubis' meal remains untouched
>He starts to worry now, wondering if she's locked herself up in her room on some project like she occasionally does
>So he goes upstairs and knocks on the anubis' bedroom door
>No answer at all
>Anon opens the door and goes inside
>Anubis is lying back on her bed, knees up and legs spread
>One paw is playing with her clitoris, the other is holding something to her nose for her to breath in the scent of
>On closer inspection, it's a pair of Anon's underwear taken from the laundry
>Anubis doesn't move as Anon inspects her, her entire body covered in a thin, transparent white layer that shimmers
>As if her whole body was covered in a skintight layer of cling film
>Only her eyes move, fixating on Anon with a desperate look when he inspects her face
>Dragon walks in behind Anon, smiling rather innocently
>She caught the anubis swiping Anon's underwear after he left the house
>She decided to wait outside the anubis' room while she masturbated, and waited until she was on the verge of orgasm before casting her spell
>Right before climax, she cast her freeze spell on the anubis, totally immobilising her with a pawpad at her clit, and his scent intoxicating her mind
>She's spent most of the day frozen like that, edging on an orgasm she's been unable to fulfill
>Dragon suggests, trailing a claw over his stiffening rod, that he help by thawing her out with his own heat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:57:21 2015 No.14053357 >>14053351 There's nothing degenerate about being part of a loving threesome together with two delicious MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:57:23 2015 No.14053358 >>14053354 Pow! Right in her stupid tengu face!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:57:32 2015 No.14053359 >>14053352 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:57:36 2015 No.14053361 >>14053351 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:57:43 2015 No.14053362

>>14053356
Alternatively, replace frost dragon with a time dragon. Then, instead of freezing the anubis before she climaxes, she casts a partial timestop the second the anubis orgasms. That way, her body is locked into a perpetual climax, her mind left unfrozen to experience the raw pleasure for hours on end, with no rest in sight until Anon gets home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:58:01 2015 No.14053363 >>14053355 >>14053359 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:58:17 2015 No.14053365 File: 226 KB, 900x900, 1441493648665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053347

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:58:21 2015 No.14053366 I want to tell a monstergirl to fuck off and leave!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:59:17 2015 No.14053368 File: 286 KB, 1024x1024, 51352316_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053350 It's just the way it's drawn, she's all wan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:59:28 2015 No.14053369 >>14053363 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:59:30 2015 No.14053370 >>14053365 Did you just de-puffy her vulva? For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:59:49 2015 No.14053371 >>14053357 It's haram.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:59:53 2015 No.14053372

>>14053327
This is getting really off-topic, but antimagic is a really dumb power in practice, because it requires either magic to be shit-tier to begin with, ridiculous breaking of causality or plot armor to actually work.

>AM can nullify attacks like magic lightning bolts
>magician uses magic to throw physical nonmagical objects like spears or just really big rocks
>ok well AM can nullify inertia if it was caused by magic
>magician uses magic to use nonmagical objects as sabots to indirectly launch other nonmagical objects as projectiles
>well ok AM can parse through the causality chain indefinitely to find the magic
>magician levitates or teleports boulders or something else that really hurts when it falls at terminal velocity, or uses magic to cause buildings to collapse on the opponent, or destroys enough ground/floor under the opponent to create purely gravity-based force that can't be ruleslawyered out of
>well shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:00:02 2015 No.14053373 >>14053369 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:01:14 2015 No.14053377 >>14053365 NOOOO

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:01:35 2015 No.14053379

>>14053356
>Living with two childhood friends who share their mutual crush
Good.
>Anubis sniffing your dirty clothes
Great.
>Anubis gets caught and frozen like that by the Dragon
Amazing.
>Dragon leaves her hanging off the edge of pleasure before Anon stumbles across the sight, suggesting he "Warm her up"
Fantastic.

Very, very nice anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:01:52 2015 No.14053380 >>14053368 >>14053365 Still looks like a ballsack honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:02:20 2015 No.14053382 C-can I stay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:03:08 2015 No.14053385 >>14053373 >>14053382 LEAVE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:03:30 2015 No.14053386 >>14053382 No you fucking Alpling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:03:31 2015 No.14053387 >>14053380 This is not the kind of wan I want!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:03:32 2015 No.14053388 >>14053382 I don't know yet. Tell me why you're stuttering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:03:44 2015 No.14053389 >>14053382 I don't know if you can. I know that you shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:03:48 2015 No.14053390 >>14053380 Oh, anon, you see ballsacks everywhere.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:04:02 2015 No.14053391

>>14053301
>Your cousin still hasn't answered you or even moved form her original position, if it weren't for the slow, steady rise and fall of her back, you would have thought she died when she flopped down on the bed
>"Lily? ...I don't know what to say. I guess I'm so worried because... I- I like you and I just want to know what's wrong."
>There you go, you did it.
>That felt pretty good actually, you feel as though the great, almost suffocating pressure all around you has been lessened a lot
>You still don't feel fantastic, but you definitely feel better
>If only you could get your eyes to stay in one place for more than a few seconds without feeling like you'll die of awkward

>"Y-you... you l-like me?"
>Your heart skips a beat and you feel yourself blush as you look down at your older cousin
>The only part of her that has moved is her head; her tired, pasty face peeps out at you from behind thick curtains of tangled black hair with tears forming in the corners of her eyes
>"Yeah, of course I do."
>Your reply is so natural and almost automatic that it surprises you a little
>You didn't have to think about it at all

>The Kejourou looks at you quizzically, as if she is unable to fully comprehend your words
>"I like you, Lily. I want to know what's going on so we don't have to tiptoe around talking anymore, did I do something wrong?"
>"Anon I..."
>Her pale, slender hand tentatively reaches out for you and you grab it and interlace your fingers with hers before she has a chance to pull away
>Her cheeks turn a bright crimson as you stretch out and lay down with her, still holding her hand with your faces inches apart
>"What, Lily? You can say it."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:04:59 2015 No.14053392 >>14053387 Well that's not my fucking fault now is it >>14053390 If it's a vulva, it's nearly a hyena tier vulva.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:05:11 2015 No.14053393 I want to make the Wocks leave!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:05:42 2015 No.14053394 >>14053391 >Handholding Cutelewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:05:57 2015 No.14053395 >>14053393 There are no Wocks or Wock stories here, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:06:35 2015 No.14053399 >>14053356 see >>14053379

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:06:37 2015 No.14053400 >>14053392 No! It's not pointy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:08:40 2015 No.14053404 I'm here to see Paco!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:09:01 2015 No.14053405 >>14053356 The more dragon/anubis hetro greentexts we get the more I'm convinced the whole anubisfucker situation was a good thing as long as you ignore the shitposts. Threesomes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:09:38 2015 No.14053407 File: 1.18 MB, 825x1200, 479277309c3122d43ab5e01e3c7c4492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What anime/manga girl would you like to see as a monstergirl and what species do you think she would be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:09:54 2015 No.14053408 >>14053405 No more meta pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:11:21 2015 No.14053411 >>14053407 Go back to /a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:11:27 2015 No.14053412 >>14053407 Anna from shimoneta as a shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:12:38 2015 No.14053416 File: 3.40 MB, 2552x3504, Rukia White Bankai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053407 Rukia Kuchiki as a Yuki-Onna. ...wait...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:13:16 2015 No.14053418 >>14053407 Ayanami Rei as a Living Doll

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:13:22 2015 No.14053419 File: 177 KB, 1103x1600, img000004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053407 Akira. Nekomata. TETSUO YOU SELFISH, GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:13:22 2015 No.14053420 >>14053411 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:13:34 2015 No.14053421 >>14053407 >Sento Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:13:39 2015 No.14053422 >>14053407 I'm still going to say Shino from Seitokai Yakuindomo as an Anubis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-WLWvgrpE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:14:23 2015 No.14053424 >>14053422 Why not just post the cruddy little photoshop pic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:14:37 2015 No.14053425 >>14053411 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:15:33 2015 No.14053426 >>14053416 Rukia is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:15:48 2015 No.14053428 >>14053424 Because I'm kind of embarrassed of that. Also to save images.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:16:24 2015 No.14053432 File: 531 KB, 1280x1370, 1405550172942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053407 Kuro as a Baphomet. Mainly because I want to see a brown Baphomet and she's lewd as they come.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:16:41 2015 No.14053433 File: 63 KB, 576x1012, Fasalina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053407 Fasalina Apophis. Everything about her says as much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:17:19 2015 No.14053434 >>14053407 Saotome Ranma as an alp

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:17:56 2015 No.14053437 >>14053428 Well, fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:19:07 2015 No.14053442 >>14053407 Shit, what kind of monstergirl would Chaika be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:19:21 2015 No.14053443 >>14053407 Seishiro Tsugumi as a Dragonnewt or Lizardman. Kashima Yuu as a Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:19:30 2015 No.14053444 >>14053407 I'd like to see that one purple haired lolipop sucking Yuki-Onna done as a MGE Yuki-Onna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:20:29 2015 No.14053446 >>14053442 Last time I asked that question in this thread I think the answer was "Catgirl with the mind of a slime"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:20:35 2015 No.14053447 >>14053442 Wurm.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:24:21 2015 No.14053456

>>14053391
>"Anon I... I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that time, and I'm sorry for all of this. I just... I never thought anyone would ever feel that way. Are you sure you could like someone as old as me?"
>"Are you kidding? Why couldn't I like someone as old as you? I mean, you're... I feel like you'd always be there for me, so I'm gonna be here for you too, okay?"
>Lily's other hand comes up to your face and she strokes your cheek softly as she marvels at your words
>"You really feel that way? You don't think it's weird because I'm so much older than you?"
>"Of course not, I think you're beautiful. You're big, and you're attractive, and you'll protect me, and you smell nice, and..."
>A joyous, shuddering sob comes from the Kejourou and cuts you off
>Fuck, you kind of got carried away there.
>You're probably blushing harder than she is

>Lily ignores your deep embarrassment and plants a long, warm, happy kiss on your forehead
>All your tension seems to melt away as her full, red lips caress you
>A pleasurable chill makes you shudder and jerk a little as the tearful Kejourou's hair slowly starts to wrap around you
>As ragged and unkempt as it is, the tiny, thin strands of silky black still feel fantastic as they gently envelop you
>Her hair tightens around you a bit as she pulls you in closer; by now you are wrapped in a warm blanket of deep midnight hair that extends from your toes to your armpits and seems to tingle and undulate wherever it touches your bare skin
>Lily pulls her legs up and wraps them tightly around yours, pulling you into her embrace even further
>Your left hand is still intertwined with her right as they rest against the bed
>Unsure of what to do with your right arm, you drape it across your cousin's broad, squishy back and hug her back
>She smiles warmly and rubs your nose with her own, giggling quietly as happy tears continue to stream down her face

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:24:49 2015 No.14053457 >>14053432 Kuro is pure! Pure! An angel/dark angel thing between her and Illya would be great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:26:27 2015 No.14053461 >>14053457 >Spoiler I second this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:28:56 2015 No.14053469 File: 341 KB, 1600x1200, girls with thingies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053432 >>14053432 neever watched the series. who she?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:30:15 2015 No.14053472

>Using the bathroom
>Go wash hands
>Open faucet and start washing up while checking the mirror for a moment, whistling to myself
>About to close faucet
>Look down
>See a big-ass daddy long-legs spider sitting on it
>We stare at each other for a split second
>Recoil a bit out of reflex
>It fraking does it too
>Laugh it off
Thin legged arachne confirmed for scaredy cats?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:30:41 2015 No.14053473 >>14053469 Ilya with the lewd turned to "Max".

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:31:12 2015 No.14053474 >>14053469 What kind of thingie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:31:50 2015 No.14053476 >>14053456 Is gr8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:31:57 2015 No.14053477 >>14053432 Kuro Baphomet sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:33:08 2015 No.14053484 >>14053469 Some stupid dyke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:35:51 2015 No.14053495 File: 274 KB, 800x840, 013839da413866ed857c24e33000881d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052747 Dragon fuck your meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:35:53 2015 No.14053496 File: 51 KB, 536x345, 1440975550228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW listening to Dethalbum and the DethKlok Rock Opera >MFW the idea of a Thunderbird rocking out in the nude while she waits for you to enter the love nest

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:35:59 2015 No.14053497 >>14053469 Kuro form fate kaleid liner

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:37:05 2015 No.14053499

>>14053456
>As much as you felt was left unsaid, you are sure that the two of you have expressed yourselves to each other perfectly
>Now that both of you have opened up, you can finally start to really get to know each other in all of the ways you had hoped to
>At this point, you aren't sure how you feel about thinking of Lily as your cousin
>She's acts like more of an older sister to you, sometimes she even reminds you of an aunt or even a mother
>She's also your girlfriend now, so there's that.
>Your eyes are drooping and feeling heavy now; the warm, tender embrace of your tall, busty, mature Kejourou lover coupled with being almost fully wrapped in her hair-blanket are making you realize just how tired you've been for the past few weeks
>Yeah, it's probably time for some sleep.

That's all for now. I may be back later tonight if I'm awake then, this scene turned out way longer than I expected it to. I wanted to put some lewd in this session, but oh well. It'll be first for the next one.

Pastebin is here.
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:37:37 2015 No.14053501 >>14053432 I have no idea why people are atrracted to this slut or any loli seriously, what is the appeal in fucking a child

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:37:50 2015 No.14053502 >>14053499 >Spoiler Looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:39:40 2015 No.14053505 >>14053484 Isn't she after Shirou too

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:40:11 2015 No.14053506 >>14053505 All Ilyas are all after Shirous. It's the way of things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:40:20 2015 No.14053507 File: 158 KB, 800x1000, tumblr_nqs8xonFsV1tmjr83o5_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cat butts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:40:57 2015 No.14053509 >>14053499 Loved this part. Can't wait for more!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:41:26 2015 No.14053511 How do you potty-train a Lamia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:42:05 2015 No.14053512 >>14053511 By killing yourself right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:42:38 2015 No.14053514 File: 1.98 MB, 322x385, 1435308250431.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who do I have to shoot in the kneecaps for abomination or eldritch girl writefaggotry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:42:46 2015 No.14053515 >>14053512 rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:43:22 2015 No.14053517 >>14053507 I want less to draw that one Chesire MILF cat again

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:44:08 2015 No.14053520 >>14053514 Write it yourself you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:45:15 2015 No.14053523 File: 751 KB, 884x1106, kubrow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053517 Did less drew any other chesire aside from laska?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:45:54 2015 No.14053526 >>14053523 The one Chesire MILF and her offspring he drew multiple times

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:45:59 2015 No.14053527 >>14053502 >>14053509 Glad it was good. I was apprehensive about character development since it started so abruptly, but I think it turned out pretty nice.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:48:20 2015 No.14053533

>>14053527
The transition from last time's "Sexual Assault" to the on-off depression this time did seem a tad rushed. I think writing out one more "Encounter" of sorts in the intern period mentioned at the start might have gone a ways to better describe the confused emotions both were experiencing.

It was still quite nice though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:49:06 2015 No.14053536 >>14053517 He will probably draw the monsterboy with her again so no thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:49:43 2015 No.14053540 I want to write something with a dragon or dragon-type. Give me suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:50:09 2015 No.14053541 >>14053533 I feel that. I'll probably fix it when I edit the whole thing so people who read all the greentexts have something to look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:51:07 2015 No.14053543 >>14053540 A straight-up childhood friend story with a wyvern? Guy gets raised up as an "Attendant" for a Ryu from a young age? Dragon pillages a village and picks up a cute boy deciding to keep him as a 'treasure'?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:51:29 2015 No.14053544 X Rated Cartoon Movie about a Chesire and her quest to change the world and get dick when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:52:18 2015 No.14053545 >>14053523 Clare

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:53:32 2015 No.14053549 >>14053541 Cool. Looking forward to more as ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:53:33 2015 No.14053550 >>14053540 Bounty hunter hired to kill a dragon. Dicking ensues.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:55:20 2015 No.14053553 >>14053523 >kubrow girl Thank you, based internet!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:56:24 2015 No.14053555 >>14053550 >We said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon you buffoon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:56:54 2015 No.14053556 >>14053540 Dragon cheating on her bitchboy with an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:57:17 2015 No.14053558 File: 556 KB, 1842x2084, bestcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053523

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:57:48 2015 No.14053561 >>14053540 Dragon effortlessly defeats some Hero and dominates him. There, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:59:12 2015 No.14053566 >>14053540 Hero effortlessly defeats some Dragon and dominates her. There, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:59:21 2015 No.14053568 >>14053540 An actual Wurm with about as much sexual aggressiveness and attitude as an Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:59:43 2015 No.14053569 >>14053536 >>14053526 She wasn't a Cheshire. She and Cat-Trap were just normal werecats.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:59:47 2015 No.14053570

>>14052609
Just woke up, but to throw my two cents in on this, the first time what death could really be clicked in my head, my entire body froze up. The thought of that endless nothingness. The great abyss, where nothing will remain. I think I was frozen on my bed for a good 10 to 15 seconds. It's a terrible thing.

>>14052662
Well, cute enough. I like that other guys Dullahan more. The punk looking one.

>>14053499
Good shit, man. I'm really liking this one so far. I was interested to see what you'd do when you outright started with lewd stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:59:53 2015 No.14053572 Which would be the better choice, marrying an Anubis who fucks that Dragon across the street, or a futa Chesire that will love you with all her heart and never even consider cheating or making you miserable?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:00:12 2015 No.14053573 >>14053540 Dragon loli and the guy who babysits her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:00:23 2015 No.14053574 >>14053561 >>14053566 Anon effortlessly defeats some anon and dominates him. There, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:00:56 2015 No.14053576 >>14053572 I choose a gun with one bullet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:00:59 2015 No.14053577 >>14053540 Fuck off effortlessly dragons some defeats and Theres her. Dominate, now Hero.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:01:25 2015 No.14053578 >>14053573 THIS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:01:36 2015 No.14053580 >>14053556 >>14053572 Stop trying to force your shitty meme, yuricuckposter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:02:29 2015 No.14053582 >>14053572 I'd take the .45 route.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:04:22 2015 No.14053585 File: 131 KB, 1419x1000, 1434914152898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't wait for 'Wolf Girls in Heat XIII'!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:05:01 2015 No.14053588 >>14053572 Yuricuckposter a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:05:48 2015 No.14053589 >>14053572 Monstergirls don't cheat nor are futa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:06:08 2015 No.14053592 >>14053585 Monster girl pornos would be the most boring generic pieces of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:06:50 2015 No.14053593 >>14053585 Eh, I'm looking forward towards "Impregnator 2: The Twinning"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:06:59 2015 No.14053594 >>14053592 What

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:07:15 2015 No.14053595 >>14053589 >he's stupid enough to believe monster girls wouldn't be stupid cheating whores Oh I'm laughing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:07:15 2015 No.14053596 >>14053585 I hear it's rated number wan in the series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:08:00 2015 No.14053598 >>14053540 Two dragons of different species fighting for the same target.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:09:39 2015 No.14053604 >>14053595 thats what you get for going with human girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:09:58 2015 No.14053605 >>14053595 Hey, it's this faggot again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:10:43 2015 No.14053607 >>14053595 Didn't we tell you to fuck off already?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:11:24 2015 No.14053608 >>14053572 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:12:15 2015 No.14053610 >>14053585 Personally, I'm waiting for Drain Him Dry VII, I've got a Butler!, MonoImpregnation, and for the one I'm looking forward to the most, The Crow and the Corpse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:12:26 2015 No.14053612 >>14053607 It's just that time, I guess. First, it was Mantis girls, now it's this shit. He really enjoys being salty about trivial shit, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:12:28 2015 No.14053613 File: 629 KB, 1600x2000, Loli Red Oni - Amanda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053573 SECONDED. More lolis and babysitters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:13:42 2015 No.14053617 >>14052919 Gorgeous, she looks so soft.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:14:56 2015 No.14053618 >>14053592 You can do so much with monstergirl porno. It wouldn't be dull.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:14:58 2015 No.14053619
File: 623 KB, 1679x979, 1441408538982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>You will never watch your beloved play the role of the villain in a Super Sentai show to show your support for her
>She will never come home every night tired from the long shoot, wanting to snuggle with you as long as she can

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:16:10 2015 No.14053621 >>14053610 >MonoImpregnation But it's all consensual shit, not a single Monoeye raped!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:17:12 2015 No.14053625 File: 582 KB, 600x666, 1424887090936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hands up, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:17:14 2015 No.14053626 >>14053619 Go back to /m/ and stay there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:18:08 2015 No.14053630 >>14053625 Don't make me chop you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:18:47 2015 No.14053633 >>14053626 I dunno. I think the idea of being engaged to a monstergirl who acts on the big screen is nice. It wasn't necessarily /m/ focused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:19:27 2015 No.14053634 File: 470 KB, 743x945, 1405219958508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brush the wolfu

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:19:30 2015 No.14053635 >>14053633 What did I just fucking say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:19:49 2015 No.14053636 File: 168 KB, 542x520, 1436528734310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053625 There.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:19:56 2015 No.14053637 File: 142 KB, 692x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053625 Momiji's body is built for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:20:18 2015 No.14053638 I wonder how hard it would be to get an actual plumber. Instead you get the manticore who offers to fix "leaky pipes" and sticks her foot in the door when you try to close it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:20:41 2015 No.14053641 >>14053635 Not him, but I'd like to know how what he talked about is /m/ focused as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:21:18 2015 No.14053643 >>14053635 Focus more on the married life aspect, you know? Being married to an actress. It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:21:38 2015 No.14053644 >>14053621 I know, it's disgusting. Who wants to see a monoeye actually having sex with someone who genuinely loves her as they kiss and whisper feeling of love into each others ears before he gives her a child that he promise to raise with care?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:21:52 2015 No.14053645 >>14053540 You could always pick up my slack and do a Dragon getting revenge on the faggot wizard who turned her into a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:22:29 2015 No.14053646 >>14053638 As long as she fixes the actual problem afterwards I wouldn't care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:22:44 2015 No.14053648 >>14053644 >Who wants to see a monoeye actually having sex with someone who genuinely loves her as they kiss and whisper feeling of love into each others ears before he gives her a child that he promise to raise with care? I do! I do!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:24:21 2015 No.14053656 File: 288 KB, 750x750, 1436121628792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053638 Manticores are silly

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:25:18 2015 No.14053658 >>14053636 Micolash I swear to god I swear to god, Micolash If I hear one Ah~ I fucking swear to GOD Micolash

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:27:39 2015 No.14053663 >>14053573 I third this notion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:29:28 2015 No.14053667 >>14053626 Leave.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:29:54 2015 No.14053668

>>14053648
You don't want to see this, it's vile. Like the part where he tells her that's she's a beautiful girl as he carefully undresses her, or how he stares her right in the eye as they have sex, or how after he fills her womb, he reassures her that she'll be a great mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:29:56 2015 No.14053669 >>14053585 >you will never grab a handful and spank that fat wolf butt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:30:04 2015 No.14053671 File: 546 KB, 1200x1500, 88e856f35ec2e564aa66bb2ef2ac114f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fox tits

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:31:05 2015 No.14053677 >>14053079 >psychology >legitimate The others you listed are actual things, but psychology is generally a pseudo-science at best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:31:06 2015 No.14053678 >>14053619 I'm more of a Garo kinda guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:31:59 2015 No.14053680 >lastest lantern update Does paladin kun have something aginst spiders? The only two monsters he fought have been spiders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:33:20 2015 No.14053685 >>14053680 Out of all the monsters he could smite, why did it have to be my favorite.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:33:50 2015 No.14053688

>>14053677
Eh, I agree and disagree. Behavioral Psychology is definitely legitimate. The study and notation of trends in a human's behavior based upon a variety of factors.

But then there are the schools of psychology which seek to predict human mentalities on a broad scale, which is complete bunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:34:08 2015 No.14053690 File: 126 KB, 800x1000, Trisha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053523 >Nobody mentioned best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:34:09 2015 No.14053689 File: 233 KB, 1195x720, 1440118094006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053656

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:35:37 2015 No.14053692 >>14053678 Whatever your taste is, the point is she'll be the main villainess. The kids think she's scary, but you're married to that woman. And the sex is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:35:54 2015 No.14053694 File: 753 KB, 992x800, cff34ffc495d1d69343ec7f5ddf3898f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053671 Fox Tits? Fox Tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:36:31 2015 No.14053697 >>14053677 >because laymen with zero training, education, and experience in a field are fully qualified to determine whether an entire academic field is complete bullshit or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:37:37 2015 No.14053701 File: 293 KB, 605x593, 1394229686646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053668 But anon, love is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:38:58 2015 No.14053705 File: 512 KB, 1000x1034, 10e3917876415596da9e055afd9f9d92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some kind of seamonsterwerecat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:39:38 2015 No.14053707 >>14053701 Get out of here you freak! There will be no Monoeye loving today, or ever!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:40:49 2015 No.14053711 File: 533 KB, 990x1000, PuppyLove.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolf Rack

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:41:02 2015 No.14053712

>>14053697
Not him but soft sciences are always looked down on by hard science. And psychology is so soft it's even the butt end of soft science jokes from political scientists, economists and sociologists.

And it's doubly ridiculed by medical doctors because they have to work with those people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:41:34 2015 No.14053714 File: 34 KB, 552x457, 1436940713889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053705 She's from the same series pic-related is from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:42:07 2015 No.14053717 >>14053712 Psychology is a legitimate thing. Psychiatry has been called in question lately, however.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:43:30 2015 No.14053721 >>14053717 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:44:53 2015 No.14053723 >>14053619 I'd love that! Villains >>> Heroes I'd love to cuddle my Monster Waifu and tell her she's my favorite villain each day after the shoot, and give her all the cuddles she could crave!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:46:21 2015 No.14053728 >>14053723 >>14053619 How do you feel about the fact that your waifu'll be the fap-fuel of all the villain fanboys of the show's peripheral demographic?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:50:31 2015 No.14053734

>>14053717
I think you mean it the other way around?

Psychiatrists have prescribing authority (for medications). As a consequence, they have higher education requirements; they attend med school like most doctors, and just choose to specialize in mental illnesses rather than physical health.

Psychologists can't prescribe medication (in most places), and thus usually try to solve stuff through the sterotypical "talking about your feels" methods. They're also more loosely regulated than psychiatrists, as they aren't doctors per se (and thus don't necessarily have to attend med school, and education requirements vary to greater degrees between countries).

So unless you believe medication doesn't help suppress schizophenia or adderall doesn't help with ADHD, psychiatry is a pretty legitimate field.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:50:55 2015 No.14053736

>>14053728
I wouldn't mind, in fact I'd make a porn film with her playing in character as the villain and me as some innocent human boy, trapped by her whims as she toys with me in various sadistic ways, before raping me. Then at the end she tells me how perfect of a "little pet" I am and how she'll keep me around to help relieve her stress whenever those dreaded accursed do-gooders foil he plans. The film closes on a kiss, and an end card with the statement "THIS IS CANON". That way everyone can see I'm hers and she is mine, in both fiction and reality. And no matter how much they long for it, it'll never change.

I'm glad my haughty waifu has an exhibitionist fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:53:08 2015 No.14053743 >>14053680 Everyone else is less likely to be an ambush predator than spiders in this town I guess. If not every person would've been on the receiving end of a blade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:55:32 2015 No.14053750 >>14053736 And what about when the NTR doujins start rolling in, and your appearance from the film is used in all of them?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:57:47 2015 No.14053755

>>14053750
Not canon

And plus there'll be plenty of doujins they'll make of us two fucking and holding hands, though knowing Japan it'll be that shitty kind of femdom where somehow in the middle I'll inexplicably get the upper hand and fuck her revealing her true submissive nature

But you can't win all of them. All that matters is I won what mattered the most.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:58:02 2015 No.14053756

>>14053734
Research a bit deeper than just the people who occupy the roles. A lot of it has to do with Psychiatry labeling everything that isn't some arbitrary standard of normative as an 'illness' that must be treated. This comes into considerable question when psychiatrists can arrest and jail (read: commit) people who refuse treatment for their supposed illness or are a 'danger.' Even just 30 or 40 years ago you could be institutionalized for very minor things and the treatments they used are considered rather barbaric nowadays. It's the medical or biological limb of the field and is responsible for a lot of shit.

Psychology looks at how the mind develops and works. There's developmental psychology, which has led to great strides in shaping education for children and showcasing how various traumas can impact their personalities and later life, along with providing parents with the reasons why their child is behaving the way they are.

Therapy is far more then 'talking about your 'feels,' it's identifying what is troubling you, what is causing it, and how you can work to change it. In terms of treating something like depression, both therapy and antidepressants are usually used in conjunction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:00:05 2015 No.14053762 >>14053755 Mmm, very good, very good. So, would you collect the fan-made porn starring you and your waifu? Would you collect the stuff with guys other than you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:17:21 2015 No.14053805 Pretty dead for this hour, huh? Or did the site go down again, and I'm not aware since this is the only place I go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:26:03 2015 No.14053826 File: 110 KB, 561x766, 1441501672295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053805 Nah, activity in these threads tends to die down at random intervals. Also, here. Have a tsun Witch Echidna.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:30:55 2015 No.14053841

>>14053570
But my question is, how can you know you're in the abyss, surrounded by nothingness if your senses are gone? You can't "register" yourself being there, so how can you know it's really what happens when you die? How can you know all you'll see when you move on is darkness if your body is dead and all that remains is your conscience?

How can this "nothingness" exist if there is no observer to confirm it really does exist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:32:54 2015 No.14053845 >>14053625 What are you waiting for, huh Captain Momji? Come on, pull the trigger, or else I'll do it myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:33:25 2015 No.14053847 >>14053841 I like to imagine after death you sit in a dark void for eternity, but on one wall you can watch the opening scene to The Dark Knight Rises as it loops for eternity I think that'd be peaceful

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:36:26 2015 No.14053853 File: 262 KB, 858x800, 1436758740639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053805 Everyone's getting cuddled, or writing stories or drawing/coloring images

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:37:58 2015 No.14053859 Your qt human gf says she wants to try prisoner fruit, do you support her decision?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:39:00 2015 No.14053866 I want to fuck and impregnate a Manticore without ever letting her use the tail on me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:39:42 2015 No.14053868 File: 2.10 MB, 1776x2600, 19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053619 I would do lewd things to a Monster Girl in a villainess costume.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:40:12 2015 No.14053869 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:40:46 2015 No.14053872 >>14053866 But the V. is for the husbandos

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:40:57 2015 No.14053873 >>14053847 >After 300 years of that, God finally comes to speak with you personally >You just banepost him until he gets pissed off and sends you to hell >You banepost the devil until he goes insane >Spend eternity fucking demon bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:41:14 2015 No.14053876 >>14053859 >Your qt huma- No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:41:27 2015 No.14053878 File: 342 KB, 800x686, 1238943792483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to coat this Fox in chocolate!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:42:56 2015 No.14053882 >>14053878 It'll give her a sticky butt! All the other foxes will make fun of her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:43:09 2015 No.14053885 >>14053872 V for Victory, Rocket Peace!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:44:42 2015 No.14053889 >>14053882 No Anon! It'll harden and give her a delicious chocolate shell with a soft and creamy Fox center!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:44:57 2015 No.14053891 >>14053868 One of the dudes in that crowd looks like Tatsuya from Yakuza: Black Panther. That, and he also resembles Nishiki.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:45:28 2015 No.14053892

>>14053872
I don't care. I want to huff Manticore mane as I fuck her from behind on her side, her paws and wings bound up so she can't attack me as I fill her with my love even more.

Stroking that swollen and gravid belly of hers, thinking of the Manticubs growing inside, feeling their kicks as daddy's seed is gulped down by their mother's gluttonous gusset.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:46:26 2015 No.14053898 >>14053889 But her booty will still be dirty!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:46:50 2015 No.14053900 >>14053869 Those thighs don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:47:07 2015 No.14053904 File: 234 KB, 1793x1080, 14414004258382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053689

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:47:56 2015 No.14053906 >>14053904 Manticore-chan is cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:49:08 2015 No.14053910 >>14053892 What does Manticore mane smell like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:49:24 2015 No.14053911 >>14053873 >None can stop this master plan, not even Smee >I'm a big guy, for thee

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:50:06 2015 No.14053914 >>14053910 Like the sun, dirt, and most of all the danger zone

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:50:09 2015 No.14053916 I want to be good enough at drawing that random monstergirls will want me to draw them in their nude form

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:50:24 2015 No.14053917 Why are bird girls always so dumb? http://exhentai.org/g/849826/4a5d769344/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:50:26 2015 No.14053918 File: 782 KB, 1600x1200, MGCU Seitokai Kaisoku. Futaaaa-tsu. Be careful when dicking the daughteru for the first time.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14053422

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:50:48 2015 No.14053921 >>14053910 SEX.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:51:29 2015 No.14053923 >>14053918 ...this is spectacular. Wonderful. Amazing job. Great work!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:51:37 2015 No.14053924 >>14053853 Speaking of which. >Jul 16th, 14 Wow. I don't know how to feel that I wrote for over a year. Some Anons did for even more yes, but for me, I've never held a hobby that long other than media.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:52:23 2015 No.14053927 >>14053918 I find that highly amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:52:39 2015 No.14053928 >>14053918 Oh my god. Thank you. This is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:53:25 2015 No.14053930 >>14053853 I'm not writing shit because i'm stuck in a dead end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:56:23 2015 No.14053940 Remember Anons. For daughterus, freedom is important. But not too much freedom, otherwise when she is the one who is successful she'll let it all go to her head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:58:08 2015 No.14053947 >>14053918 How do I enroll in this school?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:59:53 2015 No.14053954 File: 255 KB, 1363x2200, Moth2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y-You're under a-arrest for... for... S-Stop tziching laughing! I mean it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:01:39 2015 No.14053958 >>14053954 Who drew this? Also, it's odd to see Moth-chan without abs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:01:46 2015 No.14053959 >>14053954 Huh, who'd have though our Mothgirl would get such fan art Artist for this? And is this the same guy who commissioned previous Moth girl art?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:01:52 2015 No.14053960 >>14053954 >that face Disgusting, almost as bad as mine.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:03:30 2015 No.14053969
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>>14053847
I've been trying to wrap my mind around it for over 10 years but I can't. The logic always breaks when I reach the part where your conscience stops registering where you are and what you are in the nothingness, like trying to fit a square block in a round hole.

Although I read news that it's been proven by quantum science that human conscience does not fade away in death. Rather, life and consciousness are an endless string that creates the universe around you instead of the other way around, that space and time and logic are merely "tools of the mind to explain how the world works" and that death is but an illusion it makes up to explain what happens in the end. That would mean it could interpret everything its own way, that we ourselves generate reality, like a computer game loading up a "level".

This article further supports the multiverse theory, and that when you die, your life becomes some sort of flower that blooms in a different universe, in a different "you", in the same space in time where you died, but alive and well.

If that is really true, then it would probably be possible to "create" a new universe after "death", perhaps a universe where there are no jews controlling us, a universe where there is no need for war...

Perhaps, a world where magic explains how everything works. Perhaps, a world where... monstergirls exist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:04:39 2015 No.14053975 >>14053969 I prefer my afterlife of Bane and CIA

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:09:07 2015 No.14054000

>>14053969
I've got my own theory. I have no support for it, nor have I even read many if any papers which could lend any sort of support to it. It's just a musing I had.

You can't die. What if every person were their own self-contained "Universe"? That interactions between people were universes overlapping. When a person "Dies", it is because the interactions between the universe they occupy, and your own, have ceased interacting. In their own universe, whatever caused them to die did not occur; perhaps it happened to "You" instead.

Just a strange thought I've had after a few near-death experiences. Complete bullshit really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:10:04 2015 No.14054006 >>14053975 >4U plane crashed on Les Bains alps >CERN was doing shenanigans with its Hadron Collider while trying to contact parallel universes, but it had an electrical failure >yfw hey briefly made contact with a Bane universe, causing the crash

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:12:12 2015 No.14054013 >>14053954 >tumblr nose Ugh

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:12:17 2015 No.14054014 File: 90 KB, 529x256, 1441505304444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054006 Meme Magic is real and can make our wildest dreams come true

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:16:27 2015 No.14054026 >>14053728 >HITOOOOOOOTSU! It's not rape if it's an Elf.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:17:04 2015 No.14054031
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>>14054014

>At this rate the only mgs we're going to get are grinsquads and other such memeshit
>The rest of us will never be able to clap hard enough to make our dreams reality
>I will never have my scylla waifu

It's unfair. All of it is so, so unfair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:17:34 2015 No.14054034 >>14053958 >moth girl with abs ive never seen this, care to link?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:18:34 2015 No.14054039

>>14054000
I can somewhat make something of what you said, you mean as if each single person created their own "universe" and all those people with their own personal interpretation of universe were merged together, right? Like overlapping layers in a Photoshop document.

One thing I've theorized a long time ago was that the possibility that consciousness and memories move to another universe when we die could be related to Déjà vu. Perhaps...as its cause?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:19:40 2015 No.14054043 >>14054031 >The portal to the Monster Girl world opens >All that comes out are futa Chesires, Lego Anubises, Retard Wurms, Dragon Bulls, and Wocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:20:17 2015 No.14054045 >>14054031 Gremlin girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:21:20 2015 No.14054048 >>14054039 Something like that. Though I tend to think of it more in terms of something like a Venn Diagram.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:21:25 2015 No.14054049 >>14054043 >After the Wocks we're supposed to get the rest of the normal Monster Girls >Chubby Alp Senpai ends up getting stuck in the portal, blocking the rest of the girls from getting through

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:21:43 2015 No.14054051

>>14053969
>born into a world of monstergirls
>get hounded by them endlessly, even though you love a human girl
>they don't accept this love, and in the end you're forced into marrying some monster whose species frightens you
>long for a world without monsters
>eventually die
>get to create a mundane universe where magic can't exist, so no monsters
>born into this world with no monstergirls
>come across the concept of them and wish they were real so they could hound you and make you feel wanted
>end up with a human girl because they're the only choice you can have anyway
>die
>you can create a world or magic, where monstergirls can exist
>born into a world of monstergirls...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:22:54 2015 No.14054057 >>14054049 Alright I laughed

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:22:56 2015 No.14054058 >>14054051 The grass is always greener... Wouldn't that just be painfully ironic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:23:47 2015 No.14054060 >>14054051 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2diB6fcpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:24:02 2015 No.14054062 File: 62 KB, 719x729, wanx2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054043 What about big wanwans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:24:50 2015 No.14054063 >>14054031 There's a Gremlin Girl on the wing I tell you! It's doing lewd and suggestive things!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:25:14 2015 No.14054066 >>14054034 http://i.imgur.com/lvEJamz.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:26:20 2015 No.14054069 >>14054062 No Bob, you didn't have your fellow /d/icks this time around to push your latest shitty maymay and fetish.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:26:31 2015 No.14054071

>>14054043
>anon finally finds the sweet release of death
>but death is merely a beginning
>a beginning of memes
>the next life is full of futacats, cuckcubi, psychopathic manticores, milk that causes grotesque mutations, retarded wurms, dragon dykes, asshole wizards and flight plans

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:27:41 2015 No.14054075 >>14054062 I don't want to take the hellknot, my butt can't survive that!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:28:04 2015 No.14054078 >>14054043 >Dragon Bulls What's this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:28:26 2015 No.14054079 >>14054048 Speculating and theorizing is always fun. Thanks mate, see you in the monstergirl universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:29:20 2015 No.14054082 File: 21 KB, 236x208, 1437345078184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on you people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:31:23 2015 No.14054088 >>14054078 In cuckolding definitions, the Bull is the person who cucks the cuckold

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:32:10 2015 No.14054091

>>14054058
Thing is, in a monstergirl world you would actually get people fantasizing about our world. A mundane universe would be cool and exotic to them, plus you'd get people wishing they could live free from monstergirls trying to force them into marriage.

>in another universe your waifu writes a groundbreaking fantasy story where there is no magic, just an infinite void filled with stars and planets
>on one of these planets live humans, but they're the only sapient species to exist there
>they don't have magic, but they have these strange and alien technologies that help them to achieve things comparable with the real world

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:32:39 2015 No.14054093 >>14054088 >cuckposting is a meme It really isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:33:57 2015 No.14054097 File: 367 KB, 800x1000, 1439506333828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:35:15 2015 No.14054106 >>14054097 Terrifying. I can only hope my wooden doors and glass windows can keep her at bay until morning.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:37:51 2015 No.14054112

>>14053969
>>14054000
Want to hear something spookier? Let me hit you with something.

There's a theory of universes overlapping and 'overwriting' eachother. The leading examples are how people remember the Berenstein Bears being written as such instead of BerenstAin Bears, and Mr Rogers saying 'it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood' despite now saying 'in this neighborhood'.

Added to that, everyone remembers a certain point where they should have died but inexplicably lived, such as a car crash, a drowning incident, maybe something when you were born (supposed to be a stillborn but something happened instead and you were born with 'complications' just fine). After you died, you got telefragged into this universe which differences are those of the Berenstain Bears and mr rogers' 'this neighborhood'.

TL;DR We were all telefragged into an alternate universe that is so similar to the former that the only differences are slight details, but that's enough to drive people insane.

There's a concept about hell that describes it as uncannily similar to this concept, IE 'Just like IRL but with little differences that drive the hell inhabitants insane after a while'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:40:50 2015 No.14054125 File: 273 KB, 496x700, 1440728307203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /mgg/ - Existential Dread Please continue.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:42:07 2015 No.14054130

>>14054112
Well, most of those first few examples I think could be chalked up simply to the inaccurate chemical nature of the human mind.

As for the other stuff, I don't really think of it as "You died and moved to another dimension". Rather, I think of it as though you experience numerous parallel dimensions simultaneously. Each dimension is inherently "Occupied" by a single consciousness. You are immortal within your own world, but can "Die" in others. When you experience a near-death event, you actually did die in any number of parallel universes, but continue to live on in "Yours".

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:42:21 2015 No.14054132 >>14054112 hey m8s im new in this universe where the fock are monstergirls pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:42:30 2015 No.14054133 >>14054112 >and Mr Rogers saying 'it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood' despite now saying 'in this neighborhood'. Woah woah woah what the fuck I know about the Berenstein Bears thing but what Don't tell me it happened again

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:43:00 2015 No.14054138

>>14054112
>a drowning incident
I had one of those when I was younger, in a pool. Are you saying I died that day in the pool and got kicked into a different reality where I survived instead, while the previous reality where I was drowning ended for me because I actually died in that very pool?

I'm leaving town to go visit my mother tomorrow morning.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:44:23 2015 No.14054141

>>14054112
>memory errors
I've already experienced this multiple times, it's always the most obscure details, like after a certain point of time I could've sworn the lids for the pots in my kitchen used to fit slightly better before.

But what happens to the telefragged people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:44:55 2015 No.14054146 >>14054112 Wat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:45:02 2015 No.14054147 >>14053918 That... that is actually pretty fitting, I think. Nice job, man. >>14054125 Yeah, I wasn't exactly expecting this when I brought up how I froze up. It's interesting though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:45:24 2015 No.14054149 >>14054125 We need art of a Paladin lawyer wearing a suit and a helmet.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:46:30 2015 No.14054152

>>14054125
Agreed. This is the most interesting off topic conversation we've had in a while.

I really do hope consciousness survives death in at least some form though. If it really is a form of energy then it can't be destroyed, so it might end up going somewhere. Of course, you have to consider people with brain injuries or altziemers - would they end up experiencing the afterlife with their impaired mental state, or would their minds somehow get "fixed" in death? The latter seems very unlikely, even considering the rest of this far fetched theory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:48:12 2015 No.14054154 I'm scared I want a Monster Girl to cuddle me and tell me my existential crisis and perception of reality is fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:48:16 2015 No.14054155 >>14054130 That's an actual theory called "quantum immortality"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:48:45 2015 No.14054157 >>14054152 >I really do hope consciousness survives death in at least some form though. It does, it'd be impossible for it to disappear. Without it, there is no universe. Nothing exists if no one is there to know it exists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:49:36 2015 No.14054161 >>14054155 Seriously? And here I thought it was just my own bullshit musings while out driving. Should look that up and read on what more practiced minds have thought on the matter...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:50:41 2015 No.14054165 >>14054157 >>14054152 Also, people with mental issues/alzheimer's would probably be "fixed", as their consciousness is only impaired by their fulty "memory storage devices", aka brains.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:51:56 2015 No.14054167

>>14054157
Does the universe REALLY need an observer though? Empirical evidence states it was around for billions of years before even the simplest life forms existed on Earth.
I think some people put too much thought into the whole "humans are special" trope. The universe seems to be unimaginably big and confusing, but simplifying it to the point where it "needs" us on our tiny and insignificant planet is going a bit far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:52:21 2015 No.14054168 >Meanwhile on /hbg/ they're having the same conversation

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:53:57 2015 No.14054170 >>14051150 so, are you going to upload each part every 25 days or so?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:54:02 2015 No.14054172

>>14054149
Pally & Oni & Ushi, Attorneys At Law

Did someone rape you? We'll rape them (legally) even harder. Show me where they touched you, I will hurt them so bad, all we want to do is hurt people for you.

Pally & Oni & Ushi, we will rape your injustice *legal fees include cost of booze consumed by Oni and suits ripped by Ushi

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:56:01 2015 No.14054179

>>14054152
Energy cannot be created or destroyed, but it can be shuffled around, altered, shackled, converted into matter. The organic molecules that make up the meat in your head are themselves potential energy due to the bonds.

If you want to talk about afterlife, then it's spiritual, not quantum. Just because the air you breathe might have a few subatomic particles from a thousand different universes, doesn't mean the mind up and zips around wholesale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:58:13 2015 No.14054186 >>14054179 Eh, true enough. It's late and very likely we're all talking complete nonsense right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:59:08 2015 No.14054193 >>14054168 But they have ghosts and shit. Lucky bastards don't have to come to terms with their own fragile, fleeting mortality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:59:16 2015 No.14054195 >>14054179 But the question is of consciousness. While the bio-electric impulses of the brain may produce consciousness, what is that consciousness itself? Do our thoughts possess any sort of energy? These are the real questions.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:59:37 2015 No.14054197

What if when you die you don't go to any heaven or hell or purgatory or any place beyond this existence and are stuck in your lifeless body but still being able to view things? Like imagine lying down somewhere in an uncomforting position perfectly still and just staring ahead all the time and being unable to say, do, move, feel, or hear anything except staring. So when people find your lifeless corpse on the ground you try to tell them your still alive in some form but can't do anything at all to tell them about this leading to you being put into a coffin where you'll spend the rest of your life just staring at the same leather linen in the coffin you were put in for the rest of your existence and being unable to live in an afterlife of your choosing or desire

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:00:06 2015 No.14054202 File: 291 KB, 725x654, dddddeeeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great /mgg/ is fucking high again.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:01:34 2015 No.14054210

>>14054167
>Does the universe REALLY need an observer though?
We are the only known sapient species in the known universe as of now, and there is MUCH we don't know about ourselves, and what's around us. There is a possibility that the universe already existed before we did, but it doesn't disqualify the theory that couciousness itself created it all, since the beggining, before even the simplest life forms existed on Earth, so we could exist in it as beings rather than just "entities".

People do put alot of thought in "humans are special" tropes, but there are so many questions unanswered that we can consider everything. Until the day we discover another, more ancient sapient species, we are the sole reason for all of this, all that exists around us, to exist.

Perhaps time and space do need us around for them to actually be relevant. Without life, they're useless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:02:35 2015 No.14054214 >>14054172 >Pallyx Wright

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:02:43 2015 No.14054215 >>14054197 This is why I want to be strapped to a nuclear explosive and blasted out into space or at the very least cremated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:03:26 2015 No.14054216 >>14054210 Consciousness is an enigma to be sure; but I don't think some kind of "Original Consciousness" could be explained as responsible for the entire universe and subsequent sapient species. That's just...Christianity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:06:09 2015 No.14054226 >>14054216 For things to exist something as to comprehend their existence. Something had to exist for everything else to exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:06:11 2015 No.14054227 I want to train a Kobold pack to be knights! They will be WANdering knights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:06:30 2015 No.14054230 >>14054195 Yes, the measurable quantifiable energy of the bioelectric impulses. Anything else is spiritual. There's nothing extra that's unaccounted for. Entropy is a bitch.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:07:20 2015 No.14054232

>>14054216
It'd be equally odd to consider that the universe suddenly started existing in the nothingness, by itself, without an actual "stirrer-up". Like a laptop turning itself on in the middle of the night without a person being there to press any buttons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:08:27 2015 No.14054237 Are people here actually doubting the big bang?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:08:51 2015 No.14054240 >>14054197 You've pretty much described every buried alive horror story of the last thousand years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:10:23 2015 No.14054246 >>14054202 I want to get high with an ant arachne while her "sisters" are working their butts off!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:11:37 2015 No.14054251

>>14054237
All things considered did the world even exist before you (Or I) exist to perceive it? I mean, how do I know that the moment I was born wasn't the moment where everything just existed. How do I know anyone but myself is capable of the level of thought I am, or if they're little more than NPCs of my life.

What if the world actually does revolve around me in a philosophical manner, and anything I am not perceiving at the moment does not exist. It may exist in a sleep mode status, but not in a state to where I am able to fully interact with its being.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:12:46 2015 No.14054257

>>14054232
Not him but that goes back to the energy having to come from somewhere. One theory is that it was the energy from the collision of two other universes. That's the old bubble theory though. The problem with having only one universe to observe is that we have nothing to compare it to and no way to measure outside of it.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:12:57 2015 No.14054258

>>14054130
That's quantum immortality.

In essence, the theory says that for every possible action, the universe splits, or in simpler terms, there's a universe for every single action you take. The immortality factor kicks in because your consciousness stays in the universes you don't die.

For instance, there's a universe where you go swimming. It splits into two (it can split into six trillion due to differences that can amount to decisions taken an attosecond apart but for simplicity's sake let's say only two), one where a shark out of nowhere eats you, and one where you live. Your consciousness stays in the latter, even though you died in the former.

The idea that alternate universes also bleed into eachother could stand, but that's more tinfoil territory, though still holding as much weight due to the idea that it can't be proven wrong. The berenstein bears/mr rogers situation can also be considered alternate universes bleeding through to this one, or, spookier yet, our actual consciousness we experience having died in the last universe, but bleeding through to this one since we didn't die in this one, yet some memories also coming with us. The berenstein universe can be attributed to that: We lived in the universe where mr rogers says 'the neighborhood', we died, our consciousness got telefragged to this universe where we lived, but he says 'this neighborhood', and our memory of 'THE neighborhood' bled through.

This only goes through for individual consciousness thought. You have a crapton of people experiencing the same, even though the odds of that happening are more or less a literal infinity to one. Something else is going on here, and you can go ahead and think of a theory that deals with collective consciousness or an 'order' or universes (IE people die in universe one, get sent to universe two, then to three, in order, so that everyone experiences the same differences).

It gets exponentially more hilarious the more you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:14:15 2015 No.14054263 I want to be childhood friends with a lilim. Or a Valkryie.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:14:25 2015 No.14054264

>>14054232
Are there even any actual theories in physics that try to explain what was happening before the universe existed? Where did all the shit that spread from the big bang come from? If it's the same matter and energy exploding and then contracting into a single point again in an infinite chain of universes, where did it originally come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:15:35 2015 No.14054267 I want the weed wizards to please go.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:15:47 2015 No.14054269

>>14054251
>did the world even exist before you (Or I) exist to perceive it?
This bugs me so much. It feels like, from the day you were born, nothing that you read in books or saw in pictures really happened. We live in such a different reality when comparing it to the past that the past itsels seems too surreal to have happened without you being there to see it happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:15:51 2015 No.14054270 >>14054251 Really it just comes down to the old science answer for philosophical bullshit. "We work with what we can observe."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:15:56 2015 No.14054271 Our universe only exists because we're alive and able to comprehend its existence. Imagine the countless universes out there that exist but because nothing is able to comprehend their existence as such don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:16:33 2015 No.14054275 >>14054267 WHERE IS YOUR ANTIMAGE NOW EH

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:16:40 2015 No.14054276

>>14054232
The problem with the universe having a creator is you then need to ask who created them. It leads to an infinite chain of causation and then your brain is full of fuck. It's no use saying the original creator was always around, because you may as well accept that the universe just happened and it'll be the same kind of logic involved.

>>14054237
It looks that way, and I don't know how to feel about that.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:16:53 2015 No.14054279

>>14054258
I'd express surprise that someone had actually thought of such a thing prior to my own musings while out and about, but really, why should I be? The chances of having an original thought about absolutely anything at this point in time are so remotely tiny, might as well be non-existent.

>>14054264
Read up on Black Holes and Singularities sometime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:17:29 2015 No.14054282 >>14054275 No, I'd rather the weed wizards over that kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:17:49 2015 No.14054283 I want to convince an unmarried Kunoichi to be my second when I commit sudoku!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:18:37 2015 No.14054285 >>14054267 They're not even real wizards! They can't even curse an oni to lose her muscle till she's a butterball or make it so that a lilim can't get guys, or herself, off

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:20:05 2015 No.14054289

>>14054276
>The problem with the universe having a creator is you then need to ask who created them. It leads to an infinite chain of causation and then your brain is full of fuck. It's no use saying the original creator was always around, because you may as well accept that the universe just happened and it'll be the same kind of logic involved.
In this case it'd be a chicken or the egg scenario. Perhaps this all happens on a level beyond our human comprehension. All things considered our existence makes no sense. We're the result of a massive explosion in a void that formed chemicals and chemical reactions, which gave way to rocks, gravity, atmosphere, heat, cold, and slowly somehow out of that life formed in the primordial ooze. From that, it changed, and evolved to a point where it could fully understand their existence. But is there existence not the combination of chemical reactions? Doesn't everything they think and do ultimately stem from chemical reactions in the brain? Do we have any true power, or conciousness? Aren't we ultimately automatons, slaves to how our chemicals decide to best use our bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:20:06 2015 No.14054290 File: 622 KB, 700x1125, 1437359542621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] P-Please discuss cute monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:20:37 2015 No.14054292 I just wanted to talk about monstergirls not worry about where I'm going when I pass

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:20:54 2015 No.14054293 >>14054285 Yeah all they do is smell weird and share dank memes with each other.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:21:56 2015 No.14054296
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>Tfw Thread about monster girls turns into chat about theoretical quantum immortality and the origin of the universe

I'm suddenly surprised Shoggoth and Mindflayer girls aren't more popular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:22:12 2015 No.14054299 >>14054290 >shaved tell me more

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:22:28 2015 No.14054301

>>14054258
That's not really quantum immortality. It's just the result that truly infinite universes must have truly infinite possibilities. There's not one you switching around. There's just an infinite you. From the perspective of the single you, it doesn't matter or affect you in the least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:22:31 2015 No.14054302 >>14054289 That implies that chemicals themselves have consciousness, rather than interacting to create electromagnetic-impulses, which we recognize as at least "Carrying" thought.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:22:44 2015 No.14054303 >>14054263 I want to babysit a lilim every night.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:22:47 2015 No.14054304

>>14054290
Whats the point anymore. Our very existence by all means shouldn't exist. We have no reason to why we do so, or where we'll go.

I just don't know anymore why to bother. Killing myself is futile since either it will be impossible or doing so would take me to a different plane of existence.

But why were we not on said plane in the first place? Are we trying to avoid something? Is what awaits us beyond the realm of death far worse than anything our human minds can comprehend? When we are born we do not die instantly, and for reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:22:55 2015 No.14054305 >>14054293 I know. They probably can't even curse a dragon to give away her horde to those in need.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:23:04 2015 No.14054306
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>>14054289

>Aren't we ultimately automatons, slaves to how our chemicals decide to best use our bodies.

No, you're thinking of monster girls.

And now we've come full circle!

I want to shitpost about what I want to do with my monster waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:23:25 2015 No.14054308 >>14054299 Well, even Yuki-Onna need to keep their carpets trimmed. Why not make a profit out of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:23:39 2015 No.14054309 >>14054290 I want to bring them into this philosophical discussion and debate about the secrets of life and existence with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:24:04 2015 No.14054311 So how do I disprove I'm not just a brain In a jar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:24:09 2015 No.14054312 >>14054304 >Nihilism Y'all niggas need Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:25:34 2015 No.14054317 >>14054289 >slaves to how our chemicals decide to best use our bodies. That would mean our chemicals have a certain understanding of instincts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:25:47 2015 No.14054318 >>14054311 You're not anon, you can trust me. Because I'M the one who's the brain in the jar.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:25:53 2015 No.14054320

>>14054304
>I just don't know anymore why to bother. Killing myself is futile since either it will be impossible or doing so would take me to a different plane of existence.
Or we could all be completely wrong and killing yourself really will just erase you!

Go ahead anon, try it out! Partake of the last great adventure!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:26:05 2015 No.14054321 >>14054312 I already have D(e)ruella.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:26:05 2015 No.14054322 >>14054290 The best thing about monstergirls is that you wouldn't have to worry about dying since mamono mana can keep you alive for all of eternity with the girl you love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:26:11 2015 No.14054323 >>14054311 You can't, we are all part of the Sibyl System.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:26:30 2015 No.14054326

Is human life even more efficient than a floating rock? Why bother creating consciousness when a rock can be infinitely more powerful than a thousand human lives.

And even so, why does the universe care if something is productive or not? The universe unless it has conciousness doesn't need to worry whether what lays inside it will last for thousands of millennia or a few milliseconds. Life has no reason to exist, and why the universe would create something so exceedingly complex over mere rocks and chemicals is bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:26:51 2015 No.14054327 >>14054309 >Here's your shaved ice mister, 25 cents! >THERE'S NO POINT TO LIVING IF THERE'S NOTHING AFTER DEATH, DO YOU YUKI-ONNAS JUST FREEZE UP WHEN YOU DIE? WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR CONSCIOUSNESS?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:27:01 2015 No.14054329

>>14054303
It'd be fun, carrying her around, playing with legs, doing a little soccer with her.
Although it would be a sad day when you no longer need to baby sit her because she's too old.

>You'll never ruffle her hair and tell her goodbye with a smile, telling her that she's a good girl and she'll make a boy happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:27:10 2015 No.14054331 >>14054311 You'd have to find concrete evidence that the universe you percieve isn't just a simulation. That might be a bit hard seeing how all the scientists seem to find is the opposite evidence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:27:10 2015 No.14054332 You people are fucking insane and I love that about you.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:27:35 2015 No.14054334

>>14054311
What if you're in a hyper realistic dream and when you die, you actually wake up in a sleep pod in a gigantic alien spaceship? What if you're actually an alien testing a nearly perfected virtual reality system where you live as a human being?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:27:41 2015 No.14054336 >>14054327 anon stop you're scaring the lolis

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:28:24 2015 No.14054338 >>14049947 >Deredere Thin Hellhound Politician Oh boy, scandals abound. Handholdgate ahoy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:28:54 2015 No.14054340 >>14054327 >Horrified loli looking onward with look of despair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:28:55 2015 No.14054341 >>14054327 That sounds exactly how it would happen. I'd have to take short breaks between rants to eat my shaved ice though.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:29:31 2015 No.14054345

>>14054331
Here's a conundrum. Suppose the universe we know is a simulation; a holographic echo of a universe that could be.

Now, say the gravitational singularity producing that hologram erupts, and creates a genuine universe in the wake of that big bang. Does the actual universe resemble the hologram? Would it follow it beat-for-beat up until the point it ended? Or would it be entirely different? What then is the true nature of the hologram that preceded it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:30:55 2015 No.14054353 >>14054326 >why the universe would create something so exceedingly complex over mere rocks and chemicals is bizarre. That's the point. There are important answers yet to be found before we can finally leave this eternal loop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:31:17 2015 No.14054354 >>14054345 If our universe is a hologram or virtual reality, then what does that tell of the universe that hosts ours? What does that tell of universes we create in our universe? Is there a limit? What happens when we overload the computer?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:32:24 2015 No.14054361

>>14054306
I want to perform in tag team match with my waifu against the undisputed Monster Martial Arts champion so cocky of her warrior prowess she agrees to a 2vs1 cage match before we pull off an underdog upset of the century that get the now exchampion so flustered in results in a threesome after the match.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:32:45 2015 No.14054363 >>14054338 >Miss Hellfire, did you hold your butler Anon's hand last week when you were seeing the Arabian dignitaries? >Is it true? You aren't even married with him! And then there are puppies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:32:59 2015 No.14054365 I want an Ignis to tell me that that was too much fun!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:33:25 2015 No.14054367

>>14054326
Here's a thought. There is no purpose to it. It just is. Everything is a series of nigh-impossible yet probable events falling into place to produce an utterly random sequence called "Reality". If the universe is infinite, then within the confines of "Infinity" everything and nothing can happen all at once. The question isn't "Why did this happen?" the question is "Is there any particular reason why we are experiencing this particular happening?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:36:26 2015 No.14054374 >/mgt/ discussing monstergirls resembles a furious free for all >/mgt/ discussing quantum physics and the nature of reality is a gentlemanly discussion I find this hilarious.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:37:03 2015 No.14054378

>>14054354
What if the hosting universe is an illusion too? What if the computer hosting everything at the top of the chain is a part of a simulation too?

Where did the actual real plane of existance come from? What happens to the dudes outside the simulation when they die? Are the infinite real universes according to quantum immortality that all are hosting infinite amount of infinite chains of simulated universes that split into infinite possibilities at every level?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:37:26 2015 No.14054380 File: 2.10 MB, 290x213, 0ZTgljn.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never go sledding with a crow tengu

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:38:18 2015 No.14054385

>>14054311
You'd have to set some conditions.

1.The rendering power needed for a lifelike simulation would be impossible even with every rendering farm on the planet with current processor tech. Plus they need true AI for you to simulate with. (B-but what if they built a server world just for this experiment or they have black hole in a box computers or what if I'm an AI?) Or the more reasonable, feed your brain some chemicals that generate vague responses and get the mind to fill in the gaps. It's good at that.

2.Your nervous system is firmly rooted in flesh bone with a very delicate support system. It's basically impossible to remove and not kill you without nanotech. (B-but what if they have nanobots son?) It would honestly be easier to just grow a brain in a jar in the first place.

If you're going with some bullshit sky is the limit stuff, then you could be a brain in a jar, in the matrix, somebody's dream, or a video game.
Hey guys check it out. He's making Roy have an existential freak out on freaking 4chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:38:27 2015 No.14054387 >>14054374 Just like /v/ discussing porn is much more civil than discussing video games

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:39:14 2015 No.14054391

>>14054367
If there is ultimately no purpose, then there is no net gain to be had, nor goal to work towards. In such a case, the end result should be to shut it down. In humanity's case, end all life and possibilities of life occurring. With no purpose, nor end game, and only an inevitable demise when the universe ultimately ends, the only winning move in this game is simply not to play. The best humanity can do is remove all traces of life and to prevent any possibility of life occurring.

In such a case, with no life left in the universe, nothing would be there to understand that the universe would exist, and as such the universe would not exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:39:31 2015 No.14054392 >>14054378 YOU POWER MY BRAKE LIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:40:05 2015 No.14054393 >>14054387 >Just like /v/ discussing porn Or Ace Combat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:40:06 2015 No.14054394 >Fufufu~ My, aren't you cute? Why don't we.. >DON'T YOU GET IT? NOTHING WE DO MATTERS. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. WHAT WILL EVEN HAPPEN TO US AFTER DEATH?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:40:21 2015 No.14054396 >>14054374 This is like, a universal constant to all of 4chan. Anything on topic will be shit on a stick, anything off topic will be shiny and chrome.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:44:17 2015 No.14054408 Well I didn't expect our debate to get this much attention. That was fun.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:44:49 2015 No.14054410

>>14054391
As long as there's time, then there's time to find ways out. Earth has a good two billion years of habitability left in her. Exact species never last more than two or three million years. Our species is about 100k. Our subspecies is about 40k. All of proper civilization is the last 5k. There is so much time left even just on this little mudball, it's not even funny.

And hey, it's all about the journey anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:45:04 2015 No.14054412 >>14054396 >You'll never ride through the Wasteland on your pimped out War Rig >You're waifus will never witness you I'm Mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:46:12 2015 No.14054413 >>14054329 Well, I could still stay friends with her, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:46:44 2015 No.14054417 >>14054385 Neato >>14054396 It's pretty great. Even more so that if someone tries too hard to start it up again without enough time having naturally passed they're almost immediately shut down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:47:32 2015 No.14054421 File: 127 KB, 504x470, 1373466444882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054401 Guess there's nothing left to do but find out for myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:48:00 2015 No.14054424 >>14054367 >>14054391 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGMOgkgabk

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:49:35 2015 No.14054426 >>14054413 Always could, nothing says you can't keep in touch with her, ask how schools going and such. Maybe she could even meet that special someone you've got your eye on.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:52:45 2015 No.14054429

>>14054424
When we say meaning of life, we're not asking about personal goals, we're asking why the universe brought us and other forms of life, intelligent or otherwise, into existence. We're asking what the purpose of this universe's creation is.

If the universe is non-sentient, then would it even care if it was merely an empy black void, or teaming with cosmic entities?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:52:51 2015 No.14054431 File: 490 KB, 794x1200, Sopping wet gates of vallhalla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054412 I am awaited!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:53:14 2015 No.14054432

>Anon gets jumped by a Hellhound
>anon completely ignores her taunting and flirting
>instead wondering what the meaning of reality and consciousness is, and the possibility of an afterlife being a real thing, and asking her for an opinion on the matter
>she ends up destroying his pelvis, all the while giving well thought out theories with citations and quotes from various philosophers on the meaning of existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:53:55 2015 No.14054434 There are alot of MG's that are described as being unnaturally strong, which one do you think is the strongest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:54:07 2015 No.14054436 >>14054429 >we're asking why the universe brought us and other forms of life We don't know yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:54:48 2015 No.14054439 >>14054436 And will we ever? Where do we find out? Do we even want to know?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:55:19 2015 No.14054442

>>14054429
The biologic meaning of life is to propagate, to ensure its continued existence. Why would you even assume the universe is sentient? If there was will behind it, it would be because something put it into motion. The universe would be an experiment in a box, not a conscious entity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:56:41 2015 No.14054445 >>14054439 We cannot answer any of these questions for now, but the questions themselves are what motivate us to keep looking for the answers. But something tells me they are best left unanswered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:58:13 2015 No.14054448 >>14054296 You should have been around for when we turned big bang sama and heat death chan into fuckable girls

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:58:48 2015 No.14054450

>>14054432
>Well toy, I think it's about time for me t-
>"Hey, do you think there's anyplace awaiting me after I die? Like....will I just sink into any inky black before my consciousness scatters to the void or will there actually be choirs of angels?"
>Hell hound spends that evening eating melted ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:59:07 2015 No.14054453 I want to run through MGC with toast in my mouth!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:00:02 2015 No.14054455 >>14054432 >Implying she just wouldn't tell him Hell was real and she was taking him there to meet her mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:03:34 2015 No.14054461 >>14054455 I'd like that; for the fact that it removes the guessing if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:04:41 2015 No.14054462 >>14054453 Alright but try not to crash into anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:04:59 2015 No.14054463 >>14054424 He's a real swell guy, I gotta say.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:05:56 2015 No.14054467

>>14054432
I want to write this as an actual story.
It would be smut, only all the dialogue is a confusing argument on the nature of existence and consciousness. I think the combination of violent sex and though provoking ideas is something that needs to be done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:06:46 2015 No.14054469 File: 14 KB, 480x360, boorish australian grumbling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We had a good conversation!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:07:10 2015 No.14054470 >>14054462 But as soon as the monstergirls see you with toast in your mouth they'll run at you!

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:07:25 2015 No.14054472

>>14054442
But what is the purpose of life to even exist, life in itself will be inferior to even a mere stone, since life will always ultimately wither away should it's exact conditions not be met. Whereas the stone has much simpler conditions to exist and can theoretically live forever. And even the stone is inferior when broken down to mere chemicals.

Why bother making such complex existences? If there is no sentient will doing so, then why would an amoral universe even have need for such creations? More so, would a non-sentient universe even have need to exist? If our lives are nothing more than mere coincidences caused by chemical reactions and lucky accidents, then the ultimate decision should be to end the experiment that is life as it is completely directionless and will ultimately all die in the end, and prolonging such a fate is pointless.

Building on this, what of consciousness, what need does the universe have for consciousness, other than to comprehend the said universe's existence. If our consciousness continues after death, then does it merely exist, or do we retain personality and knowledge? If it continues to exist without those, then is it really our consciousness? A human is made of their personality and memories, without those then a consciousness might as well be nothing but a plastic cup without a name on it.

Procreation is the ultimate mistake, and will only continue to prolong our suffering and bring in more consciousness to suffer the same ultimate fate we'll all suffer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:07:57 2015 No.14054474 I want to punch a monster girl in the face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:08:44 2015 No.14054476 >>14051194 I would see her giving birth

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:09:00 2015 No.14054477 don't forget your existential listenings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tYu_LaNx9E

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:09:20 2015 No.14054478 >>14054474 Try it on an oni. They love rough guys they can wrassle with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:09:35 2015 No.14054479 >>14054472 Why does there need to be a reason?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:11:46 2015 No.14054481 File: 38 KB, 1224x370, Avalon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054396 >You don't understand Goliath. >The topic doesn't take you where you want to go. >The topic sends you where you need to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:12:28 2015 No.14054483 >>14054470 hopefully the pidgeon harpy swoops down to make out with you and steal your toast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:14:29 2015 No.14054485 >>14054478 I'll punch whoever I damn please thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:17:39 2015 No.14054493 I need ideas to stay virgin as a bishie on MGC

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:19:23 2015 No.14054498 You all are as smart as dodos and as potent as erectile dysfunction. Shut up and talk about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:19:29 2015 No.14054499 >>14054493 Repeat the existential crisis we just had to any girl that attempts to rape you

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:19:55 2015 No.14054501

>>14054462
>>14054453
>>14054470
>>14054483
>Anon with a toast in his mouth is chased by 6+ monstergirls around town
>They bump onto a homeless Anon's arm, knocking his only meal of the day - a small donated cup of instant noodles - off his hands and onto the ground
>He looks at his food splattered on the pavement, then up at the boy as he runs away with his harem
>Goes back to sitting behind a dumpster and sleep with an empty stomach until next day

Gee, good job kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:20:07 2015 No.14054502 >>14054493 Wear a mask, walk with a fake limp, hunch over a lot and get fleas

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:20:08 2015 No.14054503 >>14054498 You first fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:20:26 2015 No.14054505 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:21:10 2015 No.14054508 >>14054493 Pretend you're a woman

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:21:28 2015 No.14054509
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So, in the very early celebration of an approaching holiday, I decided to make an extra to one of my stories
It was after I finished writing this extra that I realised how far Halloween actually is

Fire and Brimstone, Line 222: Home Movies
http://pastebin.com/PBx2EK62

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:21:39 2015 No.14054510 >>14054498 >Look guise I'm attention whoring!

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:22:06 2015 No.14054512

>>14054472
>Treating the universe like a living entity again.
That's some Gaia Earth Mother bullshit. What you should consider is how fortunate we are to exist when you look at the astronomical odds of it.

A river flows because of slope and head. It doesn't have a need to do anything. Same way a star burns. Same way the moon pulls at the ocean. All things are ultimately the result of natural physical processes.

This mopey bullshit is especially hilarious when you consider we've only been on this planet a tenth of a million years. And we've only had writing for a twentieth of that. Odds are humans will all be long dead already by the time the Earth becomes uninhabitable, much less the death of the universe. Either that or we'll be so advanced that the end of the universe won't present the insurmountable problem you think it does.

Just think. There's still four times the time left just on Earth that it took for the first multicellular organisms to develop into us. That's not eternity, but it's far enough out there that nobody could comprehend what life will look like then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:22:47 2015 No.14054514 >>14054493 Learn magic. Turn invisible. Teleport places. Build a fortress of solitude, an impregnable construct that wurms play on because it won't break.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:22:54 2015 No.14054515 >>14054508 >become an Alp T-thanks anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:23:23 2015 No.14054519 >>14054481 Brooklyn a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:23:24 2015 No.14054520 >>14054509 Oh great, more Hellhound garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:23:48 2015 No.14054523 >>14054515 Hey, they'd treat you better than most people Unless you run into a hathorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:24:34 2015 No.14054526 >>14054520 Yeah, sorry about that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:24:45 2015 No.14054527 >>14054519 Demona was definitely one of my earliest monstergirl fetishes. Why are evil girls so best?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:26:37 2015 No.14054531 >>14054527 I totally understand you about that anon. Demona was pure sex to my young childish mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:27:44 2015 No.14054532 >>14054527 Dunno. LadyDevimon was the first anything I was attracted to, that's all I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:30:23 2015 No.14054539 >>14054520 hellhound haters are retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:30:42 2015 No.14054541 >>14054527 Angewoman for me. Love me some winged girls. Shame you need to corrupt them to win them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:31:03 2015 No.14054545 >>14054532 Her design reminds me too much of Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns, complete turn off. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:32:44 2015 No.14054549 >>14054539 Hellhound lovers are shit eating morons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:32:52 2015 No.14054550 >>14054501 >MGC >Homeless How

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:33:57 2015 No.14054557 >>14054520 What monstergirls would you like to see written about? I don't think Hellhounds are as over-saturated as Manticores or Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:34:03 2015 No.14054559 >>14054523 I want to seduce a bishe-turned-alp into my room with the promise of nachos, but for there to only be milk! Lots and lots of milk! Gallons of the strongest stuff out there! All for her!

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:34:18 2015 No.14054561

>>14054509
Learn how dialogue tags work.
Try to avoid adverbs in dialogue tags.
Use 'said' more often; you almost seem to be avoiding it on purpose. She grinned, he squeaked, she asked, etc. This is tiring to read.
Your dialogue is clumsy and the endless addition of flat tags makes it work. There's no imagination, it's very boring.
You have some bursts of creativity, but you tend to use very on-point, essay-ish diction. Nothing is left to the imagination, because you've killed it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:34:21 2015 No.14054562 >>14054549 the fact that they make you so mad shows that you must have some sort of internalized problem you pin on them instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:34:29 2015 No.14054563 >>14054550 Money doesn't grow on trees. Capitalism doesn't work for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:36:05 2015 No.14054567 >>14054557 double the hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:36:14 2015 No.14054569 >>14054562 >You're just butthurt Alright, good to know your entire argument can now be safely ignored. 4/10 got me slightly miffed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:37:34 2015 No.14054572 File: 215 KB, 1000x689, AlwaysReadyToFIghtForYou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054149 >>14054172 combined with (>>14029674) for some Law and Order stuff I'd imagine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:39:14 2015 No.14054576 >>14054561 >actual criticism I wish I got that sometimes. No, fuck you I'm not Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:39:16 2015 No.14054577 >>14054569 but your's is the same? why do they make you mad? and regardless of what you say, your hostility is indicative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:39:39 2015 No.14054579 >>14054557 I don't know, maybe something that isn't quite direct and brutish as a Manticore or Hellhound. Maybe a story about a Kunoichi that spends days seducing her target instead of just sneaking up on him and raping him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:39:58 2015 No.14054580 >>14054563 MGC has a high monster girl population, which means a constant demand of husbandos is necessary, which means that if you're homeless is only because you want to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:41:45 2015 No.14054587 >>14054559 I want to bang Konouichi dressed like the girls from Senran Kagura. All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:42:19 2015 No.14054588 File: 1.21 MB, 1500x1500, Angewomon and LadyDevimon back to back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054541 She's good too. >>14054545 You say that like it's a bad thing...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:42:29 2015 No.14054590 >>14054576 Fuck off Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:42:49 2015 No.14054591 >>14054587 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:43:52 2015 No.14054595 >>14054579 Good, now go write about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:45:17 2015 No.14054598 >>14054595 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:45:19 2015 No.14054599 >>14054576 I seldom visit the threads and typically only cherry pick links that catch my eye. I like hellhounds, so naturally I was drawn to it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:46:15 2015 No.14054604

>>14054572
>be associate
>just passed the bar
>sitting in court, about to start my first trial
>have to defend a rape accusation against my client
>piss easy according to my boss, considering the mgc laws on "proactive dating"
>the claimants finally show up
>a huge ushi oni dressed in a fancy suit, and a man with some kind of bucket on his head
>the trial starts, can't focus
>too scared of the ushi's grin to speak
>stutter all the time
>the claimants make the case that my client "wanted to do it for the sole purpouse of procreation", and "didn't even push his face to the ground"
>lose horribly
>the man gives my a reassuring pat on the shoulder, and tells me I'm not the first one from my firm he's seen in court
>apparently this is some fucking hazing ritual they have
>he leaves, and his ushi partner approaches
>gives me a reassuring slap on my ass and tells me that she'll be having a drink at the bar next door
>quit the firm and put a burrito stand instead
such is law in mgc

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:48:01 2015 No.14054610 >>14054598 Then I guess you'll continue being mad.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:48:03 2015 No.14054611

>>14054561
>Learn how dialogue tags work.
Funny enough, typing this made me learn how much I hate wireless keyboards. It was dying the whole way so even though I re-read eveything I said I'm not surprised if there's mistakes
>Try to avoid adverbs in dialogue tags.
OK, you're going to hear the phrase 'funny enough' a lot. My prof keeps telling me to use more adverbs since I use them sparringly. so for you to say use less it kind of funny to me. Funny, but noted
>Use 'said' more often; you almost seem to be avoiding it on purpose. She grinned, he squeaked, she asked, etc. This is tiring to read.
Funny enough: Take 3. My Prof, and yes I'm throwing him under the bus, and me myself, have noticed that i use 'said' way too much. So I actually was avoiding to use them. Seriously. And I am sorry for doing that
>Your dialogue is clumsy and the endless addition of flat tags makes it work. There's no imagination, it's very boring.
Here is where the funny enough phrase no longer gets used. OK, maybe not since I've been told by many to "use more flat tags!" so now I use them and now you're saying "don't though". Which is funny since before I never used them anyhow.

Cont.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:48:37 2015 No.14054615 >>14054610 Yep.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:48:46 2015 No.14054616
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>>14054587
I'd a Homura.
>That cocky grin
>tomboy
>THOSE TITS
>uses a stupid number of swords all at the same time

She'd make an amazing lizardman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:49:37 2015 No.14054621 >>14054604 Monster girls ruin everything.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:49:45 2015 No.14054622

>>14054611
As for the dialogue, that was my fault. I can't even make up some bullshit excuse because it was, in fact, my fault. People tell me I'm good at dialogue but only script dialogue, not, well, story dialogue. It's weird, right?
Plus I was slightly out of it and this is my blatant excuse
>You have some bursts of creativity, but you tend to use very on-point, essay-ish diction. Nothing is left to the imagination, because you've killed it.
This I blame a lot of things for. I work in a place Police where I have to be very on-point with reports and certain things. Surprise surprise, this has reflected on my writing, for I've got it multiple times that i'm too "descriptive" and like you said "essay-ish"
It's not that I lack creativity, I've got an imagination still intact. But every time I write to try and "leave most for the imagination" I end up really lacking a lot. Then I try to add in filler to meat it up, and then I basically give you a ten page description of a wooden table
So in all honesty, I'm not surprised you're telling me I'm too "on-point" because I'm aware of it. And I'm really sorry for anyone that has to read a forty page essay which is just the description of one apple

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:50:43 2015 No.14054623 >>14054615 You know, I'm writing something about hellhounds too, I really hope you enjoy it. Truly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:51:46 2015 No.14054624 >>14054621 *improve

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:51:49 2015 No.14054625 File: 1.80 MB, 1300x1400, 33564646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054616 Yomi would be a good holst

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:52:11 2015 No.14054628 >>14054623 Filtering the word "Hellhound" as we speak.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:53:08 2015 No.14054629 >>14054622 >>14054611 Oh god I didn't even thank you for the criticism Thanks for the criticism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:53:37 2015 No.14054631 >>14054628 I'm sure this will be the best for both of us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:54:22 2015 No.14054634 >>14054616 I'd go more with Salamander. She is a great though. Mirai would be a haughty werecat (kitten?) Haruka would be a succubus Hikage is a Lamia Yomi is a holst Rin is a CC Kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:55:05 2015 No.14054636 I would be very much interested in seeing MGCs rape laws. While they've been laxed in some areas, I imagine raping a claimed man would be a rather severe crime on the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:55:26 2015 No.14054638 >>14054634 I'll fucking take that Kunoichi and that Lamina thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:55:41 2015 No.14054641 >>14054628 That's a good idea. I might do the same for "Anubis". The recent fury over that picture has helped to limit their use, but they're still used in everything and it's boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:56:39 2015 No.14054645 >>14054641 Don't forget "Dragon" "bull" "cuck" and so on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:56:49 2015 No.14054646 >>14054638 That's good, they're all fine girls. I'd spoil werecat Mirai and tell succubus Haruka she's a good girl who's better than her mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:58:22 2015 No.14054648 >>14054645 >implying he can ruin dragons Yuricuckposter can go suck a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:58:35 2015 No.14054649 >>14054628 >>14054641 >>14054645 People who filter words always sound like massive faggots to me. It's like blocking people on some shit. Just man the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:59:53 2015 No.14054652 >>14054649 Nah, you can eat shit.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:00:21 2015 No.14054655

>>14054636
To be honest, unless MGC is completely independent of any human governments and the more rape happy monstergirls are running the city, they probably would have law against rape. Considering that they want to live in peace with humans, and rape makes it hard for them to do so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:00:54 2015 No.14054657 >>14054652 Blocked :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:02:25 2015 No.14054660 >>14054657 Please go back to /v/ Kamiya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:02:49 2015 No.14054661 >>14054170 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:03:38 2015 No.14054663 >>14054638 But that's an old Kunoichi! Surly you'd like a much younger one. And snaek doesn't have emotions!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:03:48 2015 No.14054664 >>14054636 I hate to break it to you but 99% of people dont like being raped so MGC having laws in favor of rape wouldent make any sense because nobody would want to live there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:04:46 2015 No.14054666 File: 155 KB, 850x850, 1440447146988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u9tuXbcPLk

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:04:55 2015 No.14054667

>>14054611
>>14054622
Adverbs kill dialogue - not within it, because hey, that's how people speak, but when you use it in the tags. See, the thing with adverbs is people usually use them to reinforce or prop up a weak verb.

>He opened the door quickly
versus
>He threw open the door

See what I mean? They're also used a shit ton for redundancy.

>He ran quickly.

How else is he going to run?

Now, because 'said' and such are such weak ass verbs, we want to use adverbs to make them strong! But, more often than not, it just deflates the whole fucking thing. Even good dialogue can be killed by bad tags.

>“Mom and dad’s honeymoon?” Mary asked coyly.

Think of how you can write this more effectively. Like maybe
>Mary's brow arched just a tiny bit and a faint smile tugged at the corner of her lip. "Mom and dad's honeymoon?"
Is my example any decent? Who the fuck knows, that's up for you to decide.

For dialogue tags, you want to use a comma in place of a period.

>"Let's fuck," the hellhound said, biting her lower lip to capitalize the F in fuck.

If you're ending you dialogue in a ! or ?, you can stick with what you're using now. Although you can double up grammatical marks like ?, and !, but it's not well-looked upon. But it's prose, so whatever.

Oh, and the adverb rule isn't absolutely, but as a rule of thumb try to keep them to no more than one per paragraph. One per three paragraphs or page is even better, but understandly, abverbs can make a sentence more concise. It's up to you to decide which best fits the scene, tone, and diction.

Lastly, you repeat and reinforce ideas and descriptions way too much, but this is super common to all novice writers. I highly recommend reading fiction by authors with sort of a dry, sarcastic approach - Terry Pratchett is a good example.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:05:08 2015 No.14054668 >>14054663 I don't care! They're cute! I'm going to take them home and love them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:07:22 2015 No.14054670 >>14054648 Real shitposters learned from that drama and they are using cuskposting to get a rise out of us. Mods won't ban them because is not against the rules, and the people who report them gets banned instead. Nothing to do about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:07:38 2015 No.14054671 >>14054668 Whatever you say Anon, I hope you enjoy taking that stuttering Kunoichi's first and having snake wrap you up because she thinks it feels nice. Something she'd let you know with a blank face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:08:42 2015 No.14054675 >>14054572 It's fantastic, I would hire them

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:09:02 2015 No.14054676 >>14054671 I'll love every second of it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:11:14 2015 No.14054684 >>14054572 >tfw when you work there as an intern and the Ushi-Oni pulls you into a broom closet and has her way with you because she claims you were eye-fucking her during a meeting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:13:07 2015 No.14054689 >>14054676 Whatever you say. I'd love that. I'd even love Mirai and taking her around. I'd love sparing with the Salamander Homura and relaxing with a succubus Hakura, although I want have her tease me while don't react at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:13:29 2015 No.14054693 >>14054572 It's awesome.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:14:04 2015 No.14054694

>>14054667
I see. This is surprisingly good advise.
The comma thing for dialogue I always seem to forget, funny enough. I press period, stare at it for a bit trying to remember, then ignore it and move on. Then someone tells me to "fucking stop doing that" and we rinse and repeat
>He ran quickly
Did I actually type that? Wow. Uhm, wow.
I mean, wow. Yes, redundancy.

Ill take the descriptions to heart. seriously, old habits die hard. From now on I'll describe a table with three pages instead of ten. I kid I kid.
Seriously, thanks again.
Funny enough, I'm really sarcastic. i just can't write sarcasm. I don't know why
Also, I think I'll stop using the phrase 'funny enough', because I think I've used it enough for about a year and a half

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:14:41 2015 No.14054696 >>14054666 >666 BEGONE FOUL NEKOBUS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:15:42 2015 No.14054698 >>14054666 >Those lips Lord

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:17:33 2015 No.14054701 >>14054670 I usually lurk in the waifu threads on /a/, and it's the same shit over there.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:22:50 2015 No.14054713
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>>14054694
I can't stress enough the best way to learn how to write is to read. You'll discover new ways to describe things, learn what works and doesn't, and even pick up sarcasm. Of course, you'll have to keep an analytical mind when you read - to stop and pick apart paragraphs and such and figure out why the author chose to do something the way they did.

As to your earlier comment about writing reports and what not, it's very, very easy to tell it rapes one's ability to do creative writing. Through high school and college everyone just learns how to do reports and essays and all this other dry, boring shit that has to be in MLA format or whatever the fuck.

I am not a good writer, but I'm struggling to get better. I need to read more myself, especially seeing as how I'm attempting a dual narrative story and I've never actually read one so I have no idea how to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:22:51 2015 No.14054714 >>14054684 >You weren't even at the meeting she mentions

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:23:10 2015 No.14054715 >>14054689 I want to come home after a long day of work to Lamina Hikage wrapping me up and stoically asking me about my day while Kunoichi Rin stealthily strips me out of my clothes. God that would be the life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:25:09 2015 No.14054718 >>14054715 Yeah, it would most definitely be the life. Just be ready for a hungry snaek anda baby hungry Rin to go down on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:28:30 2015 No.14054726 >>14054718 I'll be prepared.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:29:50 2015 No.14054731 >>14054726 Good man.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:31:14 2015 No.14054734
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>>14054713
>the best way to learn how to write is to read
>I learned how to write even though I've read a grand total of 0 books in my lifetime, and hated reading overall

Well don't I feel like a special autistic snowflake

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:31:19 2015 No.14054735

>>14054713
>I'm attempting a dual narrative story and I've never actually read one so I have no idea how to pull it off.

Read the recent End of All Things if you're an Old Man's War fan. It's triple narrative first person. Unless you mean consecutive. Then Death Gate or Blood of Kerensky trilogy will fit that as well, plus a ton of others.

Actually, I can't imagine you've read a ton of pulp fantasy, scifi or mystery if you've never read one. Just seems weird to me of you're talking about Pratchett. You sure you haven't read one before? Even plebcore stuff like GRRM's stuff makes abundant use of it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:32:19 2015 No.14054737

>>14054713
>I can't stress enough the best way to learn how to write is to read.
Funny eno- god damn it. IRONICALLY, I've said the same thing to other people. But then my own quote now comes into play: "Why take the advise from someone who doesn't take their own advise?"
Funn-ironically, I read a lot too. Favourite hobby and all that jazz. But I read for fun than for studying, so I guess that's how it'd done jack nothing. So more reading: Got it
>As to your earlier comment about writing reports and what not, it's very, very easy to tell it rapes one's ability to do creative writing.
Tell me about it. Many a times I've been told that "you write like a robot" and I never understood it until now.
I try and write when I get free time, thus why i feel everything I write feels rushed. But clearly, it's not that what i write is rushed, but it's that I write bricks of information
So noted. More imagination, less book report

>I'm attempting a dual narrative story and I've never actually read one so I have no idea how to pull it off.
You'll figure it out. Rule of thumb in life that you'll encounter a lot.
There's no shame in staring at the board for countless hours trying to figure out something. The amount of times that's happened to me could might as well be a novel
Thanks again

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:32:28 2015 No.14054738 >>14054713 Dual Narrative story? What, like, a narrative focusing on two different PoVs? That doesn't seem so hard.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:35:56 2015 No.14054744

>>14054734
Everyone can write, but can you write well? that's the ticket.

>>14054735
>>14054738
Perhaps I've used the wrong terminology. It's a kind of story that uses the same characters, but at different points. Like let's say the first chapter is set in the present, but then chapter two starts fifteen years ago. Near the end the two narratives merge.

But yes, I've never done one that shifts focus and general narrative, either. Funny you mention Blood of Kerensky, I'm a decently sized battletech fag.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:37:02 2015 No.14054747

The full moon is coming up, and due to cutbacks you only have $1000 to protect yourself from any MGs you've foolishly caught the attention of. How will you resist detection?

Easy mode: 2 MG
Normal mode: 3 MGs
Hard mode: 4 MGs

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Body type d12
1. Loli
2. Pygmy
3. Petite
4. Normal
5. Toned
6. Hourglass
7. Muscled
8. Dire
9. Fatass
10. Skeletor
11. Minigirl
12. Shapeshifter

Personality d12
1. Dandere
2. Light yan
3. Light tsun
4. Deredere
5. Genki
6. Kuudere
7. Himedere
8. Tomboy
9. NEET
10. Racial norm
11. Mega bitch
12. Multiple personalities, roll 1 more

Quirks d20
1. Normal
2. Leader (will convince other MGs to work together with her)
3. Contortionist
4. Gymnast
5. Explosives expert
6. Master mechanic
7. Lock-picking master
8. Antagonistic (will challenge other MGs before trying to get to you, may betray a leader)
9. Mind games expert
10. Electronics hacker
11. Chimaera, roll another MG to mix her with
12. Kunoichi trained
13. Police woman
14. Military woman
15. Expert spellcaster
16. Ghost, can move through unwardedwalls
17. Lotsa money
18. Tunneling expert
19. Roll two
20. Shiny! Sparkly! Unique coloration!

Do you survive with chastity intact, or did you surrender to one of your pursuers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:37:42 2015 No.14054750 >>14054713 what MG is this supposed to be?

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:39:35 2015 No.14054754

>>14054744
One story I know of that fits that, kind of, would be The Name of the Wind.

It's an interesting example though, where most of the story is told in the first person, as the recollections of the main character as told to other characters in a third person framing device many years later.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:41:01 2015 No.14054760

>>14054744
If that's what you want to do then I gotta say extended flashback crap is lame. Main example that comes to mind is The Wizard and the Glass, and it was fucking terrible except for a couple small parts.

Anime-wise it's usually a clusterfuck to the narrative as well. Haruhi and Baccano being prime examples. The latter getting by on making it individual-focused at the expense of a fuckton of PoV angles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:41:21 2015 No.14054761 >>14054747 >Roper on the first go And like that I have stopped playing. Paused the game, turned off the console, toss both into the trash, drive it to the dump, and witness its destruction

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:41:27 2015 No.14054762 >>14054734 you probably write like shit then. and, yes, you're autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:42:18 2015 No.14054766 >>14054747 >Deredere Mini Siren who's a master lockpick >Rich Dire Princess Girtablilu I doubt I could survive any attempts to resist, so I might as well just surrender to the duo...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:43:09 2015 No.14054770 >>14054760 It's not really an extended flashback, it's more like two stories told at the same time but with the characters in different chronological periods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:43:38 2015 No.14054773 >>14054747 >Muscled Light Yandere Cockatrice with Lods Emone Muscled, fast, and petrification don't sound fun, hopefully I can just avoid her eyes. >Fatass Genki Goblin Oh that's eas- >expert spellcaster Game, set, match, I can't deal with magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:43:57 2015 No.14054775 >>14054747 Normal Dark Priest with an hourglass figure that's a huge bitch. I'll probably just curb stomp her and let the paramedics care for her while I stay safe in my home.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:44:18 2015 No.14054778

>>14054747
You are not me, what is this?

Lets see what hard mode is.

>Pygmy Genki Mandragora trained by Konouichi's
>Light Yan, Loli Youko who's good at tunnling
>Minigirl Golem who is Genki and Kuudere along with being a ghost
>Muscled Kuudere Goblin who is in the military.

Looks like it's the attack of the tiny girls.

Buy all the hathor milk I can and hope it get's them so off balance that they can't catch up with me.

Not that I'd mind them catching me.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:46:23 2015 No.14054781

>>14054747
Hard mode

>Light yan, pygmy Ryu who specializes in explosives
>Zombie w/ an hourglass figure and an antagonistic attitude towards other monsters
>Loli Dark Valkyrie police girl
>Shapeshifting Karakasa-Obake w/ a shiny jade texture

Shit's gettin' real. The Zombie will provide a nice distraction before she gets blown up along with everyone else. Barring that, I don't stand a chance. Not unless I can snag the Ryu in an explosive-proof jar.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:47:14 2015 No.14054784

>>14054770
That is what Wizard and Glass was though. It was the story of the gunslinger's childhood and the gunslinger's journey to the castle dovetailed into the confrontation with Randal at the end.

When you use the same characters in different periods, the audience will always latch on to the past bit as an extended flashback. The only exception being if you put the most emphasis on the past with little bits of the future giving hints as to what will happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:48:40 2015 No.14054786 >>14054750 Lion. Can't you tell from the tail poof and mane? >>14054784 Hm, I see. I was planning on weaving the past bits with the future to draw parallels about how things repeat etc etc.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:48:41 2015 No.14054787

>>14054747
Hardmode go!
>Light yan Loli tunneling expert Charybdis
>Minigirl racial norm Sahuagin/Mantis chimera
>Dandere Shapeshifting Lizardgirl hacker
>Petite NEET Wererabbit mechanic

Well, Charydbis is out of luck since I'm not that near water sources. Kuumini water bug wouldn't be hard to deal with, just put her in a jar. Hacker won't have anything to exploit as long as I make my door metal with a heavy lock. Mechanic might be trouble though.
But I'd just see if I can have the lizard and bunny at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:49:36 2015 No.14054790 File: 220 KB, 500x625, 1430495501211.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054744 >but can you write well? You tell me. http://pastebin.com/u/Losenis >>14054762 Yeah well you smell

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:50:09 2015 No.14054792 >>14054747 Himedere pygmy chimera mind games expert Kunoichi trained, mega bitch, muscled living doll himedere loli Mothman gymnast 2 of these are wife material, so I think I put my money in a savings account and let myself get raped.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:50:46 2015 No.14054794

>>14054747
>The full moon is coming up, and due to cutbacks you only have $1000 to protect yourself from any MGs you've foolishly caught the attention of. How will you resist detection?

Take a vacation. A thousand bucks should get me a nice weekend somewhere tropical.

It's just a goblin, an umbrella, a werecat and a meep meep after me anyway. They can't pull any lilim-tier magical bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:51:56 2015 No.14054797 >>14054794 That actually makes sense. Just get out of MGC for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:52:50 2015 No.14054799 >>14054786 >past bits with the future to draw parallels about how things repeat etc etc. Ka is a wheel...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:53:32 2015 No.14054801 Good night Anons, it's time for me to hit the hay. Take care and don't burn down the thread, it'll scare off that muscled ommukade who wants to ask you out for a date.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:55:34 2015 No.14054806 >>14054801 >muscled ommukade who wants to ask you out for a date. bleh

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:56:30 2015 No.14054809

>>14054747
>Shiny slightly yandere skeletor lilim
>Buff slightly yandere dark valkyrie who is a master of mindgames
>Blue oni police woman that switches between himedere and tomboy.
I'm just going to pocket the cash and accept my fate. The lilim alone would destroy anything in her way with magic, and she's got an oni and valk to back her up with muscle. Atleast they are decent MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:58:12 2015 No.14054812 >>14054801 >muscled ommukade who wants to ask you out for a date. Wait WAIT! Tell me more of this!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 01:59:51 2015 No.14054816 File: 488 KB, 804x1035, 1416871828218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone explain why thoughts of massaging the long tail of a shirohebi keep assailing my mind. It keeps hounding me, like the lovingly yan snake herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:00:57 2015 No.14054823 >>14054812 Well, she's seen you at the gym a couple times, something that's only caused her to lift more than she already did. Now she looks like an extra long oni and maybe show you her six pack if the night goes well.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:01:45 2015 No.14054828

>>14050122
>after a long annoying meeting with no progress, the nuisance leaves
>thank god
>some rare free time comes up
>now to hit up a tea shop or get smashed
>that is the question
>3 bottles of scotch later, a knock comes across the door
>"Sir, your daughter is on the phone."
>How great, the only female in your life that isn't a nuisance
>you quickly sober up
>at least the best you can
>"Dad? You there?"
>that voice washes all your tiredness away
>"Yes, what is it dear?"
>"YOU MISSED THE SWIMMING COMPETITION!"
>oh fuck
>you dun goofed
>"I-I'm sorry dear, I'll make it up to you any-"
>"YOU SAY THAT ALL THE TIME! YOU PROMISED ME TO COME! YOU'RE NEVER THERE FOR ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FELT ALL ALONE WHEN ALL THE OTHER PARENTS CAME TO PICK UP THEIR KIDS?"
>ah shit
>she's real fucking pissed
>the fuck are you gonna do
>"You promised me... yet every time, you never come. I know you're busy with your company, but I wished just this once that you would come... I guess I was wrong. Just this once. Was that too hard to ask? I just wanted you to come just this once.."
>The phone leaves a dejected whine as she hangs up
>oh god
>what the fuck did you do
>how the fuck are you going to make this better
>how do you make your daughter happy again
>these are the darkest hours of your life
>you need some assistance
>you call up all your subordinates
>after all this is a grave situation you're in

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:03:39 2015 No.14054839 >>14054823 >she's seen you at the gym a couple times Immersion ruined. I'm in shape but I've been to the gym the same amount of times I've been outside Although, the tent in my pants says fuck it to immersion

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:04:51 2015 No.14054845 >>14054801 >muscled ommukade but she sounds perfect to me, why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:06:25 2015 No.14054847 >>14054839 Come on, if you could see kobolds in spats, oni's showing off their midriffs, and lamia's 'stretching' for yoga. >>14054845 Don't know Anon, that's why you don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:10:03 2015 No.14054857 >>14054847 >kobolds in spats >oni's showing off their midriffs >lamia's 'stretching' for yoga. >kobolds in spats >kobolds in spats You know that gym membership; How much is that again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:11:37 2015 No.14054863 >>14054857 I imagine it would be $20 a month.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:13:13 2015 No.14054867 >>14054863 $20 a month, huh? Well, I have some funds to spare and I was thinking maybe I can start going to the gym, you know To get fit. Purely the raisining

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:14:46 2015 No.14054869 >>14054867 It would be worth it, especially should a toned arachne or a gym bunny familiar decide to give it a go. That or a mino offers to be your personal instructor.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:15:05 2015 No.14054871

>>14054747
>Fatass light yan blue oni with lots of money
Dirty, a bean launcher will be more than enough for her.

>Normal Neet Lockpick specialist Alp
it's an alp just chuck him out the window and deadbolt the doors.

>Petite Dandere Police apophis
time to turn on the acs and freeze the room over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:16:48 2015 No.14054876 File: 351 KB, 462x800, 1409987983323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to help a wingless Crow Tengu get by in her daily life

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:17:06 2015 No.14054878 >>14054869 >toned arachne >gym bunny familiar Wow >That or a mino offers to be your personal instructor Wow, I already seem to be sweating and I haven't even stepped foot into the gym Amazing

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:19:24 2015 No.14054884

>>14054747
Home Alone tactics it is.

>Pygmy Wurm contortionist, who has a split personality between tomboy and mega Bitch.
I trick her into going inside a cramped box! Then I trap her inside!
>Toned genki Mandragora lockpick master.
I put a lock on a door so complex that she can't resist, then when she goes through it she'll fall into a dug hole, which I'll fill back up with soil!
>Fatass genki Amazon explosives expert
I booby-trap the kitchen with hundreds of traps!
>Nightmare/Scylla Chimera who is a skeleton, a mega bitch and also a lockpick master.
How fucking terrifying. Game over, even if I somehow beat her she'll just terrorize and rape me in my dreams for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:25:53 2015 No.14054903 >>14054884 >she'll just terrorize and rape me in my dreams for eternity. Wasn't there one writefag story where you could request a sleeping buddy MG to hug/cuddle you if you had sleeping problems? You just need to get one of those.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:26:12 2015 No.14054904

>>14054747
>deredere Ushi-Oni as a leader
>kuudere dire Dark Elf as an antagonist
>deredere shape-shifting Dark Priest as a mind games expert
With pick like this there is hardly any salvation. Guess I'd just buy the strongest booze and drink myself into oblivion before they come.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:27:04 2015 No.14054906 >>14054903 The Sabbath teddy program?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:29:14 2015 No.14054910 >>14054906 Yeah. Couldn't search it up because I forgot the name. What you need, sleepless anon, is: http://pastebin.com/29atHM6z

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:49:35 2015 No.14054977 File: 214 KB, 1008x750, 612d78f6b8ef16329c7eafc0a959d99e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like my Lilims scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:59:10 2015 No.14055010 File: 21 KB, 740x470, OC Donut Steel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Contribootin for my hipster friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:03:19 2015 No.14055021 >>14054977 I like my lilims small, NEET, and cuddly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:04:22 2015 No.14055024 >>14055010 Whoa there, buddy, this is a worksafe board. You best cut that shit out. Way too graphic.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:06:06 2015 No.14055026

Why's all ded all of a sudden?

>>14054790
I've checked your Sarah Q Buss story, and while not plain bad and giving me a couple of chuckles, there doesn't seem to be anything extraordinary in your writing to undermine the use of reading as a point. You're only laughable if you honestly think it won't be a great aid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:11:33 2015 No.14055046 File: 22 KB, 740x470, SFW OC Donut Steel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055010 >>14055024 I apologize. Here is an updated version to abide by board rules

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:14:26 2015 No.14055055 >>14055026 I'm making small progress on a story I started.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:14:39 2015 No.14055056 >>14055010 Did he tear his dick off?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:17:51 2015 No.14055063 >>14055026 Finding out americans don't have keylocks on their shopping carts like us canadians do. Had to stop my story for this one detail when I remembered you didn't have dollar coins. >>14055056 Nah, he's just making love with that... ant queen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:19:19 2015 No.14055067 >>14055063 What? The shopping carts where I live use quarters, not loonies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:21:41 2015 No.14055072 >>14055063 But we do have dollar coins, they just aren't terribly common.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:22:06 2015 No.14055073 >>14055063 Yeah what this guy said >>14055067 Where the hell're you that you get charged such a high deposit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:22:18 2015 No.14055074 >>14055067 Odd, I'm pretty sure all the carts around here use loonies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:23:03 2015 No.14055076 >>14055063 I use a makeshift key from one of the places I used to work at so I don't need to ever insert coins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:25:42 2015 No.14055084 >>14054509 For what it's worth, I'd like to see more of these two. It's kinda fun to read them slowly spiral into a romantic relationship. It's rather different for this thread. Keep it up.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:29:03 2015 No.14055093 >>14055073 Reveal my location to a bunch of alps? NEVER! BC, though not sure if it's just my town or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:30:04 2015 No.14055098 >>14055088 Leave the art to alp please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:30:29 2015 No.14055099 >>14055093 Not the Anon, but where I'm from it's a mix of the two Some places use loonies, most use quaters

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:31:20 2015 No.14055102 >>14055088 Dear god make it stop

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:32:25 2015 No.14055109 File: 782 KB, 1000x1414, 1401281035212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055088 >"I look nothing like that! You idiot!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:34:14 2015 No.14055112 >>14055109 Fuck I hate piercings. Shit just gets in the way of their natural beauty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:35:45 2015 No.14055121 File: 636 KB, 1200x1200, 1404265433708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055112 Bratty Foxes need to be disciplined.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:45:03 2015 No.14055148 >>14055121 God, I just want to pull that onto my lap and make her stay there all day. I'd tickle her sides and molest her tail. To finish it off I'd nibble on her ears while holding her hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:48:53 2015 No.14055156 File: 396 KB, 480x650, 1441525733784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B-b... boo..!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:51:10 2015 No.14055166 File: 294 KB, 721x1000, why is she so soft and adorable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055156 You can't scare me, my waifu is a ghost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:51:10 2015 No.14055167 >>14055156 Shouldn't she be in bed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:52:18 2015 No.14055169 >>14055156 AAAAAAAAAH!! DON'T HURT ME!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:53:56 2015 No.14055172 >>14055148 But Anon! She's going to blackmail you, threaten to tell everyone you're a depraved mofu addict and that you touched her in funny places!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:54:56 2015 No.14055179 >>14055172 And what will it take to buy her silence?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:55:24 2015 No.14055181 >>14055121 I want her to look me in the eyes and say "I love you"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:55:35 2015 No.14055182 >>14055179 You need to be her servant! And do whatever she tells you to!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:57:02 2015 No.14055185 I found a thing with a lamia. http://pastebin.com/c9Q8Syuj

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:57:10 2015 No.14055187 >>14055182 How bad could that be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:58:06 2015 No.14055193 >>14055182 Well, she better not order me to do any lewd things. I'm saving myself for marriage!

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:01:12 2015 No.14055201
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>>14055193
Depends, she might just make you brush her tail, feed her pieces of fried tofu while she lies on the couch, take her to a theme park.

Or maybe she'll keep pushing, to see what you're willing to do in order to keep a secret...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:02:16 2015 No.14055202 >>14055201 Those feet were made for suckling...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:03:34 2015 No.14055204 >>14055201 When do I get to dick the fox?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:04:23 2015 No.14055205 >>14055204 Now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:06:35 2015 No.14055209 >>14055204 Maybe if you're an obedient servant, who held out after she edged you, while you lay on top of her tiny bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:09:47 2015 No.14055217 >>14050479 >The last time he came back wasn't for us, but for pedo-chan I missed this. who is pedo-chan? What did he come back for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:11:53 2015 No.14055224 I want to break into a vampire's castle and destroy all of her candles!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:12:13 2015 No.14055225 >>14055201 Damn smug fox is pushing her luck. Once I'm done worshiping her feet I'm going to give her a piece of my mind!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:14:10 2015 No.14055228 >>14055217 I think someone just saw Captain posting there after he disappeared here once, and that's it. Not sure if he's even there anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:16:19 2015 No.14055231 >>14055209 That's when I pop the raging shroom, right?

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:16:47 2015 No.14055234

>>14054747
Hard mode. Dur.
>Dire Normal Antagonistic Undine
>Skeletor Himedere Explosives expert Amazon
>Loli MPD (light tsun+deredere?) Contortionist Mummy
>Normal Light tsun Lock-picking master P'orc

This sounds like a tactical strike team.
They have at least three ways of breaking down a door, decent combat potential, and a lone wolf who can disguise herself as a lake.

I guess water powers aren't so bad...

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:17:03 2015 No.14055235

>>14055224
>"Stop that you buffoon! Those are expensive!"
"Nuh uh! You can't tell me what to do! I'm a Belmont!"
>He crouches in a corner for a few seconds before tornado comes out of nowhere and carries him away.
>"OOOOOO HOW I HATE YOU BELMONTS! A THOUSAND CURSES ON YOUR STUPID FAMILY!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:27:16 2015 No.14055242 Aww, i missed all that existence suff, it was the perfect place for this quote. >Nothing matters, we are all just highly evolved monkeys clinging to a rock that's falling through space, and the rock itself is dying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:58:37 2015 No.14055306 >>14054747 >Minigirl mega bitch Dryad with lotsa money >Fatass light tsun antagonistic Unicorn >Normal deredere policewoman Mermaid Lel, i don't even need that 1000$. Not like they can outrun me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:04:19 2015 No.14055321 >>14055306 You sure you can outrun a horse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:04:59 2015 No.14055324 Lets make the most bullyable monster girl possible >fujoshi knife ear monoeye wyvern

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:07:39 2015 No.14055332 >>14055321 She is a landwhale anon, she'll collapse from shortness of breath in like 20 seconds after starting to run

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:08:07 2015 No.14055333 >>14055324 1. Dragons don't have ears 2. A dragon with an eyepatch is just badass 3. It's a fucking wyvern, who's going to bully a dragon family monster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:10:04 2015 No.14055335 >>14055332 She still has the body of a fucking horse. You sure you can outrun a horse for 20 seconds?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:13:08 2015 No.14055343 >>14055335 She is a fatass anon. She can't run as fast as normal horses. So yes I can. Also, don't forget that she's antagonisitic, so she'll try to mess with other "contestants" so I also have a lot of time to get a distance

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:27:52 2015 No.14055381 >>14055324 >fujoshi knife ear monoeye wyvern alp

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:11:07 2015 No.14055472

>>14054747
>petite, calm and serious Valkyrie without any quirks
Valkyries are good girls, I'd just have to extol the virtue of temperance to her to make her feel bad about what she was about to do and sulk for the rest of the night.
>toned, light tsun police P'Orc
This one would probably be too busy with work on a full moon night to make any trouble. If not, get a tazer, taze her in her big but firm P'Orc butt and hogtie her until morning.
>deredere loli Cheshire, an expert at mindgames
No stopping this one with walls and doors. Maybe try keeping a spray bottle with catnip solution on hand and if it works, put her next to the P'Orc tied up with and blindfolded.
>tomboy Dire Hellhound-Amazon hybrid, expert spellcaster
Well... fuck.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:22:21 2015 No.14055509
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We're 4 new threads away from dying so in case everyone forgot there's another thread that hasn't been pruned yet:

>>14049780

Next time, leave the OP making to the professionals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:27:50 2015 No.14055525 >>14055509 >That thread was below this thread yesterday >People had too post in it Too stupid to sage, too stupid to live.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:35:46 2015 No.14055546 >>14055509 It's not really hard to type monster into the search bar, it takes a real Wurm to make duplicate threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:44:39 2015 No.14055570 File: 211 KB, 800x1000, 1340591227938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:47:43 2015 No.14055576 >>14055546 This one wasn't much better what with the OP jumping the gun and making a new thread way too early. It's when we have two fuckups in a row that I felt the need to make a PSA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:53:18 2015 No.14055590 >>14055570 I want a Lich to resurrect me to use as a daki because she's too embarrassed to ask someone for a hug. Undead can't exactly deny their master.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:02:00 2015 No.14055605 >>14055590 >wanting a cold and clammy Lich to grind and nuzzle against you I bet you'd pat her head too and whisper praises to her, you sick corpse loving fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:16:55 2015 No.14055630 File: 197 KB, 850x935, 1398734924012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055605 Of course, I also want to give her a lap pillow and gently stroke her hair as she sleeps. Does a Lich even sleep? I never really thought about that before.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:21:42 2015 No.14055640

>>14055630
You don't do that. They'll start getting ideas about being more than horrible affronts to nature who defile the sanctity of life and force you into a cursed existence of being their unliving thrall.
They may even start demanding your warmth inside them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:25:53 2015 No.14055644 >>14055630 They don't need to, but they can, for the simplicity and peace of the act of "Rest". >>14055640 And I shall be happy to provide such.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:27:45 2015 No.14055646 >>14055640 I'd be more than happy to help her research new ways to enjoy herself.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:35:24 2015 No.14055652

>>14055644
>>14055646
No!
Her having sensitive, palmable breasts is not a valid reason to diddle the dead.
"But she has nice, ample hips and an ass that just screams for your fingers to sink into the supple cheeks." does not count.
"She's so cute when she bites her lower lip to stifle her moans into cute little squeaks." doesn't count either.
A Lich nuzzling into your chest while absently caressing her abdomen and mumbling about the warmth you've given her is repulsive and no sane man would indulge some deranged undead sorceress in such manner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:38:17 2015 No.14055656 >>14055652 Sorry, but everything you just described sounds wonderful beyond compare. I would happily devote my life to such a beautiful creature. Call me insane if you like, but that ain't gonna stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:41:30 2015 No.14055662 >>14055652 >"She's so cute when she bites her lower lip to stifle her moans into cute little squeaks." And there goes my heart.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:51:56 2015 No.14055687

>>14055656
>>14055662
You are both deranged.
Bringing a sickly purple blush to the ashen face an undead fiend is not some laudable achievement. You're perpetuating a macabre parody of life and furthering both your and her descent into madness. Starting to get called "husband" instead of "thrall" is not some great step. Her already warped view of the world will become so twisted she'll insist on a "wedding."
Is that want you want?! A corpse clad in ivory silk and pristine lace acting out a mockery of holy union in front of a gathering of her unholy kind?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:55:13 2015 No.14055691 >>14055687 Why yes, that sounds quite lovely. And I shall go to sleep and hope to dream of such a wonderful sight and occasion.

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