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Last one is on page 10 so I made a new one.Post Yukari and discuss her magnificence.
What would you do in this situation
Why does everyone draw Yukari with large tits? Does she have a rack like that in any official material? I don't like it.
>>14038050>Last one is on page 10 so I made a new one.Just call it Yukari General why don't you
>>14038169Of course she does. Are you blind or something?!
>>14038135I'll throw it away in front of her and tell her not to do such a silly thing anymore.If she begins to cry, I'll hug her.
>>14038169What a shame.
>>14038169From Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, I wouldn't call Yukari huge, but she has a nice rack.
>>14038289Would still bury my head in those
>>14038330Do you think that'd stop me?
>>14038343She'll give you to some generic youkai who will eat you alive.
>>14038355Not going to fucking stop me
>>14038358I'm sure you can find another woman who won't have you killed painfully.
>>14038366But I love Yukari
Hey, at least she's humble enough to admit that she'd lose hard to a green haired nagger. That's got to count for something.
Yukari's greatest power is her sex appeal.
>>14038451How do you know that Yukari didn't disguise herself as Hitler and cause WWII as part as her plan?
>>14038723Post more Yukari ass
I want to bury my head in those mammaries
Don't keep her waiting, anon.
>>14042638Loli-Yukari with a BBC, make it happen, hag!
>>14042638Holding hands!I want to hold hands with you, Yukari!
Just how powerful is Yukari anyways? She seems pretty powerful to me.
>>14043021Weaker than Eiki, the moonbitches, and Reimu. That's all we know for sure.
>>14043021Stronger than Demonbane
>>14043174Only Azathoth is stronger than Demonbane.
>>14043195Demonbane is capable of manipulating the format and content of Azathoth's dreams. Meanwhile, the laws of physics (or logic) seem to have no real impact on Demonbane.
>>14043245Everything is his dream, Demonbane included, if he wakes up they all vanish, iirc.
Creepy lovecraftian Yukari is the best Yukari.
>>14043092>Weaker than EikiYou sir, just won the Trophy for the most retarded secondary to have walked and breathed in this Impure Land.Hos is this still a thing?
>>14043092>Weaker than Eiki>Weaker than ReimuYou sir, just won the Trophy for the most retarded secondary to have walked and breathed in this Impure Land.How is this still a thing?
>>14043469>Impure land>Doesn't mention how the whole thing with the moonies was a ruseMoonie shill detected
>>14043021>>14043092>>14043174>>14043195>>14043245>>14043266Her poo gas can destroy Demonbane,Featherine, and everything else due to her toxicity of her farts.
>>14043469>How is this still a thing?Because Yukari tells HERSELF that, maybe? If she doesn't think she's as strong as Eiki, then she isn't. No 'b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but she wasn't reeeeeallllllyyy trying!'
>>14043811Are you really the kind of retarded that falls so low to actually believe in a mistranslation??In what year are you? 2005?>B-b-but muhh mistranlsutiohn! Eiki is da struugnhest!This has been a long-standing misconception based on a shoddy interpretation that's itself based how on one single line, one single term, was translated. It ignores all surrounding context in the short story and in the characters overall, but the fandom is just oh-so-good at taking sketchily translated lines and turning them into something ridiculous that changes the entire way that character is seen.Of course, we're referring to A Beautiful Flower Blooming Violet Every Sixty Years. We're referring to the line:>They must have come to watch the sinful violet cherry blossoms. You can't oppose them, so we'd better retreat, okay?That was previously explicitly worded as "we're no match for them". We're acknowledging that Yukari, Yuyuko, and Reimu are there talking, and Eiki is approaching. Yukari says this line to Yuyuko, and they skedaddle. Magically, this now means that Eiki is the strongest motherfucker that exists because this must literally mean that even if all three of them ganged up on Eiki in a fight that Yukari somehow figured would happen if she showed up, they wouldn't be able to defeat her. Right?
>>14044112>must literally mean that even if all three of them ganged up on Eiki in a fight that Yukari somehow figured would happen if she showed up, they wouldn't be able to defeat her. Right?'b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-buut Yukari is the strongessssttt!!!! Nobody could possibly be stronger than her, even in official fiction!'Get over yourself, and it. Eiki is stronger in canon touhou than Yukari.
>>14044257>Eiki is stronger in canon touhou than Yukari.Sure bud, whatever you say. The meaning of the phrase is supposed to be: "pointless to argue with"; and look what we have here! someone who's pointless to argue with...
>>14044289>The meaning of the phrase is supposed to be: "pointless to argue with"Horseshit. That's a single available interpretation.
>>14044345And you prefer to stick with the less likely one right?. I'm not even trying to defend Yukari, I never said she was the strongest character in Touhou in any of my replies. I'm just letting you know that "Eiki being the strongest of Touhou" is false. ZUN never said that. Speculation on why Yukari would retreat of the Yama or how strong the Yama is compared to Yukari falls into pure secondary bullshit speculation.
>>14043700>this id has been deletedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!who has the picture before this lame edit?
>>14044397>And you prefer to stick with the less likely one right?It's not even close to "less likely." It's the most contrived interpretation there is. The "can't oppose" translation is not only by and far away the most common usage, it's also the most literal and fits the best in context.
>>14044397>And you prefer to stick with the less likely one right?It's not even close to "less likely." Yours is the most contrived interpretation there is. The "can't oppose" translation is not only by and far away the most common usage, it's also the most literal and fits the best in context.
>>14044464>the best in context>most common usageYou didn't understand anything of what I said did you? Now you're just being stupid if you're using this excuses as basis to your thinking.In context this is the less likely one and just because most of the fandom is a secondary ignorant doesn't mean it's the correct term. The wiki fixed it, even the translators are trying to purge the horrid translation it was by explaining close-minded fans like you why it's wasn't supposed to mean that; but just because you want your headcanon of Eiki being "Da Strongest" to be real, you start to make no sense at all and spit thing like that.Go read A Beautiful Flower Blooming Violet Every Sixty Years.
>>14044479In that context it doesn't necessarily mean "strongest", though. Just because you can't oppose the student council president doesn't mean you couldn't punch her out if you tried. Same for your boss.
>>14044514>You didn't understand anything of what I said did you?I mean the most common English translation of 逆らえない, you stupid fucking cunt. Anyone who translated it "pointless to argue with" in anything but the most contrived context would receive an F.
>>14044519>the most common English translation>without taking the context of what is supposed to sayGo read A Beautiful Flower Blooming Violet Every Sixty Years and tell me if it fits "the context". All this discussion is because you are a retarded ignorant who doesn't know the story behind the phrase.
But can Yukari beat Giorno?
>>14044535>Go read A Beautiful Flower Blooming Violet Every Sixty Years and tell me if it fits "the context".I did, before I responded to you the first time.>All this discussion is because you are a retarded ignorant who doesn't know the story behind the phrase.All this discussion here is because you know just enough Japanese to make a complete fucking retard of yourself.
>>14044549Incidentally, my first post in this thread was >>14044345.
>>14044549>All this discussion here is because you know just enough Japanese to make a complete fucking retard of yourself.Because translating it to its literal meaning without taking the context is possibly the best translation?Get over yourself and accept the facts.
>>14044577>Because translating it to its literal meaningThe "can't oppose" translation is not only by and far away the most common usage, it's also the most literal and fits the best in context.>Get over yourself and accept the facts.You're not even arguing about the Japanese anymore. At this point you're just arguing what you said "fits better." Any English speaker is perfectly qualified to take you on there.At least you're not using your piss-poor knowledge of Japanese to try and bully the naive into blindly accepting your horseshit anymore.
>>14044549It isn't like Yukari was going to start a fight with the Yama or anything, and it wouldn't progress beyond a danmaku fight anyways, so why bother leaving in the first place? Obviously, it was to avoid her lectures. In an argument, there's no way any of them could beat Eiki; she would have them there for ages. The words used are 逆らえない which is "shouldn't defy/disobey", and 退却 which is "retreat". They aren't exactly "cannot defeat" and "leave"; it seems to me to be more of a play by Yukari like "we don't want her to see us; we'd better make a tactical retreat" (because she's a bother).
>>14044600>best in contextYou just went full retard.
>>14044608At this point all you're doing is shitposting because your "fact" was revealed to be a personal interpretation.>>14044604"Shouldn't defy" is still a million times better than "arguing is pointless" which is just an impossibly shitty translation. Arguing with crazy hoboes and people like >>14044608 is pointless, but you can defy them as much as you like.
>>14044624Then you realized that in-context the translation of the phrase "no match" is wrong. "Shouldn't defy" is way more fitting.Just like >>14044608 pointed out, Yukari, nor Yuyuko, nor Reimu were even thinking of fighting Eiki, it would be out of context, it would be stupid to even think the phrase was referring to a fight.Get your facts:>It isn't like Yukari was going to start a fight with the Yama.>It wouldn't progress beyond a danmaku fight.>Obviously, it was to avoid her lectures.> They aren't exactly "cannot defeat" and "leave".As stated earlier then, Yukari never said Eiki was stronger than her, nor stronger than Yuyuko, nor stronger than Reimu, nor stronger than anybody. It was all just a silly out of context mistranslation.
>>14044624Then you realized that in-context the translation of the phrase "no match" is wrong. "Shouldn't defy" is way more fitting.Just like >>14044549 pointed out, Yukari, nor Yuyuko, nor Reimu were even thinking of fighting Eiki, it would be out of context, it would be stupid to even think the phrase was referring to a fight.Get your facts:>It isn't like Yukari was going to start a fight with the Yama.>It wouldn't progress beyond a danmaku fight.>Obviously, it was to avoid her lectures.>They aren't exactly "cannot defeat" and "leave".As stated earlier then, Yukari never said Eiki was stronger than her, nor stronger than Yuyuko, nor stronger than Reimu, nor stronger than anybody. It was all just a silly out of context mistranslation.
>>14044624Then you realized that in-context the translation of the phrase "no match" is wrong. "Shouldn't defy" is way more fitting.Just like >>14044604 pointed out, Yukari, nor Yuyuko, nor Reimu were even thinking of fighting Eiki, it would be out of context, it would be stupid to even think the phrase was referring to a fight.Get your facts:>It isn't like Yukari was going to start a fight with the Yama.>It wouldn't progress beyond a danmaku fight.>Obviously, it was to avoid her lectures.>They aren't exactly "cannot defeat" and "leave".As stated earlier then, Yukari never said Eiki was stronger than her, nor stronger than Yuyuko, nor stronger than Reimu, nor stronger than anybody. It was all just a silly out of context mistranslation.
>>14044673>Then you realized that in-context the translation of the phrase "no match" is wrong.I would say that "no match" is acceptable because it's something that could easily be said in context ("we're no match for the student council president, so let's retreat") and is only bad because it can lead to powerlevel misunderstandings. On the other hand, "pointless to argue" is ludicrously fucking awful.>It wouldn't progress beyond a danmaku fight.Danmaku fights are fights.
>>14044791>ludicrously fucking awful.it's not actually that much worse than the other
Please take your powerlevel nonsense back to shrinemaiden and post seducing pictures of Yukarin.
>>14044791Fancy play fights.
>>14043424Make our sect double. Any other cultists in the thread?
>>14045384I don't get what Yukari has to do with tentacle monsters and stuff.
>>14045489The fact that her skirt nonchalantly holds a thrashing, writhing, alien maw is the detail. Tentacles are one thing. But Yukari is a reality warper whom even other youkai deem bizarre. Not to mention casualty ripping holes in space to the home of those endless eyes and reaching arms.She is otherworldly, powerful, unknowable, and abberant. If any 2hu deserves the term "Lovecraftian", even if only as a rare fan-interpretation, it is her.
>>14045489I love this interpretation of Yukari
>>14045489>>14045541Also, the gaps with the eyes. Not many things are depicted with loads of humanish eyes except for monsters like that.
Do you want anything special for dinner, anon?
>>14046722I want to go home, I've been trapped here for days.
>>14044397>how strong the Yama is compared to YukariZUN should really write more in-depth on how samsara works in 2hu, and how come Hell can come to have economy problems.
>>14046780Surplus of unskilled labor made worse every day by the constant influx of damned souls
Yukari a shit
Do you think Yukari stops by the City of Books every once in a while?
Yukari would make a great mother. I want to marry her and have at least three children with her.
>>14047578She's just going to use you! She'll never love you!
>>14047620She will. I know it!
I searched 'Yog-Sothoth' in google images and found thisSpooky
>>14046966I think Yukari is a metaphorical level inferior to Voyager's Witch, though there is only my gut feelings to tell me it is so. Yukari never showed any power on a large scale. She can't (or couldn't) make so that the outer world accept the existence of youkai. She was forced to form a closed dimension to ensure the continued existence of the youkai, and she was probably not even alone to poor herself into Gensokyo's creation. She can't humiliate the Moonarians without a long, complicated plan. She has breadth, but not depth - she can do a good number of different things, but can't affect a large number of people simultaneously or a general concept.A point can be made that she's the territorial lord of Gensokyo, an infinite witch but not a Voyager. She would probably show deference to Bern or Lambda if they were to visit Gensokyo, and wouldn't even hope to meet Featherine (assuming the fantasy interpretation of those characters, of course).But understand the subtlety: I'm only talking about what was unambiguously shown in the canon. If we take the fanon interpretation into account, then yes, Yukari is the Voyager Witch of Borders, and she drinks tea with Featherine and co. Like always, it boils down to your own interpretation of everything.
>>14047623She won't! She's old and abusive!
>>14047745I want to abuse and humiliate kidnapped /jp/sies with Yukari!
>>14047683>world accept the existenceIt would be unnatural that way. Think of the consequences. And to force such a way would be OOC for her, at least what we've seen so far.
Daily reminder that Yukari's real name is Maribel Hearn
>>14044962shrinemaiden outright disallows dumb powerlevel discussions though
me with the red shirt
In bed with Yukarin
>>14050037What are you pointing at, dude?
>>14050153That woman with the purple dress. She told us that she had a surprise for us and naturally everyone gathered around her although I was sure something suspicious was going on so I ran away.I never saw those kids again, even after all of these years.
Daily reminder that this is the superior version of Yukari
I want to fall asleep with my head resting on Yukarin's breasts.
>>14050213They're not mutually exclusive.
What would being married to Yukari be like?
/x/ here to confirm that Yukari is indeed the best Touhou.
>>14050295Like getting beaten, raped and emotionally abused.
>>14050443How terrible for her. Yukari should be more careful about here husbands.
>>14050454>yukari bondage5.jpgPlease post the rest
>>14050454No. You're the one who needs to be careful.
I want to abuse people with Yukari
>>14050495I'm serious! She's awful! Just awful!
>>14050275Young girl Yu-chen at your service!
Yukari might be the strongest youkai, but she's a failure as a woman!
>>14050534Please, no bully!!
>>14050541Well then, that depends on your answer. Do you want to be recognized as a youkai, or a woman?
>>14050543You can be both, of course!
>>14050547Typical youkai, as expected from Yukari who's a virgin for more than 1000 years.
>>14050552Where did you ever hear such nonsense from?!
>>14050552Yukari is a beautiful and wonderful chirstmas cake!
>>14050555What's for dinner, mom?
>>14050652I don't fucking know Japanese, mom. Why don't you just tell me בשפה שלנו?
Why is she so wonderful?
Purple is the color of sexual frustrated people.
Yukari watches you masturbate
I want to cum inside Yukari
>>14051651I want to cum inside you.
I'd smell her feet.
>>14051706Cum inside me instead I am desperate to feel the pleasure of nakadashi.
Maribel can interact with boundaries that she sees, right? Shouldn't she be able to cut up motherfuckers in a manner similar to Shiki by tracing certain borders on the target with a knife?
>>14052344Why would she do that?
I'm under the impression that Yukari and Toyohime are one and the same
>>14052514Eirin got herself rused hard, then.
>>14042638I want to fuck Ran in front of her.
>>14056339del that shit
Threesome with Yukari!
>>14056820What is it, sweety?
I just beat Yukari!
>>14057007Congratulations, anon!Here, have a lewd Yukari
I want to marry this Yukari
Yukarin is the love of my life
Don't let the Yukari thread die, guys
I want to consensually rape Yukari
She can manipulate the boundary between work-safe and lewd.
[gold]I LOVE YUKARI![/gold]
I like it better when Yukari is depicted as an almighty entity who's just doing everything for fun and has no equal.
I WANT TO FUCK YUKARI SO BADLY AND I CAN'T STAND IT
>>14050495I love this picture. What's that expression mean? Is it a poker face, and she's denying her arousal? Is she taunting you and wants more? So good.
>>14063308Taunting for sure
>>14063335I dunno. Both would fit, and they're not entirely mutually exclusive.
pls do not eat the miko, Yukarinrinrinrin-chan-sama
Yukari looks 10x better without that stupid hat
>tfw no touhou cuhrayzee game>tfw you'll never hear Yukari taunting mooks with haughty OHOHO laughter
>>14063614>no hat >no ribbons Blasphemy
>>14063625who u quotin tho
I dream of Yukari
>>14063632Yukari doesn't need stuff like that to be pretty.
>>14064119No, but they do enhance her already overflowing elegance.
Yukari a shit,a big, giant shitshe only wants to harvest you for cheap youkai food and only secondaries willl try to convince you otherwise.
>>14065987I want Yukari to send me through the industrial meat grinder to be processed into youkai food!
>>14065987literally no proof of Yukari eating humans beyond bullshit claims
What is this image trying to imply?
>>14067296"I'll rape your man pussy so much, that you wish you would never be heterosexual to begin with"
Sleepover with Yukarin!
>>14067862What does that mean?
shhhh... Yukari is sleeping
Hug the Yukarin!
I want to fall asleep with my head resting in between Yukari's thighs
>>14056339DEL THAT SHIT
Have you ever considered that maybe we /jp/sies can somehow pull off a demonic ritual together in order to summon Yukari into this world.
>>14071547I want Yukari to fall asleep with her feet pressed against my face.
Don't forget to DESIRE Yukari each and every day
I want to call Yukarin mom when I fuck her
I imagine living with the Yakumos being a fun yet incredibly dangerous and stressful experience. Yukari is just so far above ordinary humans that she'd basically treat you no better than a toy, constantly using you as bait and throwing you into mortal situations before pulling you back at the last second.Obviously Chen would be playful and treat you as her onii-chan, but you'd have Ran constantly breathing down your neck in an attempt to make sure you don't hurt her. It'd certainly make for an interesting slice of life story.
Posting more of our patron.
>>14038050I am currently at uni, how can I make a shrine to my goddess Yukari?
Thanks for keeping the Yukari thread alive while I was gone, guys!
>>14088770Mary a slut
How many of you Yukarifags took the indigo pill already?I did
>>14088930i aint no homo, bromo
>>14088882pls no bully
>>14089141a big one
>>14089146NO SHE ISN'Tpost more lewd Mary though. I like it
>>14089150Nah, lewd old Mary is far better
>>14089167You have good taste, fine sir
>>14089184I hate when artists forget Yukari's hair is not straight.
>>14089253That looks pretty straight to me
>>14089270u blind m8?
>>14089442If that isn't straight than what is?
>>14089458I have had curly hair my entire life. How would you expect me to tell the difference between two hairstyles that aren't my own?
>>14089466Straight=you looks like GuyaWaved=you looks like YukariCurly=you looks like a Poodle
>>14089503Yukari-sama!Yukari-sama!Yukari-sama's beautiful wavy hair!
Is this what being married to Yukari is like?
>>14092215Nyarlahotep-san is not Yukari-sama!
>>14092979it's ok she got back on her feet
Yukari loves it when you call her "big momma"
>>14097006Yeah, you're gonna have to deal with the mere 2mil resolution, or go reverse search the damn thing.
I want to fuck both Yukaris
Yukari is mean!
>>14075875Just imagine Minami-ke with the Yakumos. Kana being Yukari, Haruka being Ran and Chiaki being Chen.
>>14101086>>14101097>>14101016>>14101067>>14101070Who is this semen demon?
>>14102801Gensokyo's greatest enemy, Earth's greatest enemy.Wants to kill every living thing on Earth, and is therefore it least 1000x worse than Hitler.
>>14102801Oh look, a secondary
I haven't fapped in over 5 weeks. I know she's there, watching me.
>>14097006>dem eyebrowsKONO YAYU DA!
I wish I had a yandere Yukarin gf
>>14109645What are you doing on the internet, sweety? Come back to bed.
Boundary perception, onTrigger, off
Anyone have any idea what this is?
Yukari is powerful!
>>14113952Baneposters are disgusting and should all die
>>14113958Someone get this hothead outta here.
If Yukari wears gaps on herself, does this count as clothing or weird nakedness?
>>14102801Watatsuki No Moonkari
Yukari is a meme
Which one of you niggers took my hat?
>>14075875Not if you're a cute little boy! Then both Chen and Ran can be your big sisters! You can discover new things with Chen all day! And when Ran accidentally trips you while you're playing with her tails, she'll cuddle you until mom comes home!
Does anybody know the name of that song that has a video where Yukari is is slapping nude guys with weird white masks. I need it for a friend.
I've found it on my own, you're useless.
>>14134091Border of Ecstasy?
>>14135886>>14135876Turns out it was Yukarin Fantasia I was thinking of, I found it in the related vids. Thanks m8s