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Quick, you just woke up in bed with a VERY DANGEROUS YOUKAI. What do you do?!

>> No.14025496

Sex.

>> No.14025497
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>> No.14025501

Touch her booty.

>> No.14025508
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>>14025497
>>14025466
Naice...
Naice...

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>>14025466
Certainly I have nothing to fear with a sleepy youkai if I too return to dreamland

I cuddle up and let the dreams overtake me...

>> No.14025561

>>14025466
If I'm in Yuuka's bed, it's because she decided I was to be there.

Commence snuggles, of course.

>> No.14025570

Genuflect.

>> No.14025626
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I forgot her power level chart from one of ZUN's books but i'm pretty sure she's good with humans. I would be more concerned if i wake up next to a dude or some dream eating youkai. Futanari-Yukari would still be fine. She can have my boy pussy virginity any time.

>> No.14025777

Does it have to be a 'very dangerous' youkai?

>> No.14025821
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>>14025777
Very

>> No.14025839

>>14025821
I guess I'll stay as quiet as a plant and hope I don't give her a single excuse to kill me.

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>>14025466
Why didn't you choose this magician here.

>> No.14026020

>>14025972
Patchouli isn't very dangerous.

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>> No.14026034

>>14026020
But she is objectively better to have in bed.
It's the hair, the smell, her being cuddly, her being safe.
Everything about her is so good.

>> No.14026053

>>14025466
quickly neutralize with tactical cunnilingus.

>> No.14026143

wonder why I'm a touhou's bed that isn't my waifu's, attempt to vacate, probably die horribly

>> No.14027130

Face first into vag

>> No.14027150

hope it's not a VERY DANGEROUS day and pollinate her blossom.

>> No.14028371

>>14027150
b-but what if she gets pregnant..?

>> No.14028457

Fuck her while shes asleep .

>> No.14028536

>>14025466
ALLAUH SNACKBAR!

Body is blown to bits and the soul is in Allah's care.

Not the best end possible but better than the alternative.

>> No.14035081

>>14025466
Her

>> No.14035180

>>14026053

True route.

>> No.14035254

>>14025466
Stick your face in her bum and raspberry. When she wakes up, kiss her.

>> No.14035269

>>14028371
I'm willing to roll those dice.

>> No.14036510

>>14025517
Can I join you in dream land.

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