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What did Nitori Kawashiro have to drink in the morning for breakfast?
A Kappa coffee.

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>>14016969
Who are you quoting?

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>>14016967

What kind of hothead places coffee next to a graphics card?

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Does anyone in /jp/ even like Nitori anymore? I barely see her get brought up and her threads die off quickly. Sound off, maybe?

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I love these.

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-Knock. Knock.
-Who's there?
-Orin.
-Orin, who?
-Orin you gonna let me in?

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What is Suika's favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni.

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What did Yukari's familiar do to cross the street?
She Ran.

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How much fish did Kisume buy at the market?
A bucketfull.

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What does Aya say when she wants to interview someone?
Can I Akyuu a question?

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I knew tons of these, but forgot most of them.

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I want to enter the bathroom after Nitori takes a huge morning dump.

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What does Remilia consider a beach in the middle of summer?
A danger ZUN.

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What does Shou say before battle?
It's Shou time!

What does Nazrin say before battle?
A cheesy line.

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those are all horrible

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What would Ran's campain slogan be if she ran for president?
CHEEEEEEEEEENge.

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>this thread

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What does Yukari say when you get onboard of her train?

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If Marisa had a dog, what spellcards would it use?
Master Bark.

How many fairies does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. One changes it, and the nine freezes it because it's too hot.

Why is getting exact change in Gensokyo so hard?
Because there's no common cents.

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1.) If Marisa fires a Master Spark at the top of Youkai Mountain directly aimed at Alice with a diameter of 2.0m, knowing that Alice is 10km away with a 1km difference in elevation, and that the Master Spark travels at the speed of light (299792458m/s), how fast must Alice move to avoid the laser?
2.) Aya and Youmu decide to have a race to determine who the fastest thing in Gensokyo is. Feeling confident, Aya gives Youmu a 10 second head start. Youmu takes off at a speed of 100km/h, and ten seconds later, Aya follows at 40m/s. How long will it take for Aya to catch up?
3.) Nitori decides to go test her new invention, a cucumber launcher. She fires a 200g Cucumber at 20 degrees with a velocity of 25 m/s. How far will it travel? When will it land after launching?
4.) Marisa, stealing books from Patchouli puts 3 450g books in her bag which weighs 10g. How much force must Marisa exert to lift the bag vertically?
5.) Reimu, Yuyuko, and Yukari are struggling over a box filled with coins. Reimu pulls the box in hopes of getting “donation” money at 230 degrees with a force of 700N. Yuyuko wants to eat the box of coins because Youmu forgot to cook dinner, pulling with a force of 1800N at 2 degrees. Yukari, feeling in a troll mood pulls the box at a force of 2500N at 100 degrees. What is the net force exerted on the box?
6.) Reisen drags a cart filled with 1000 pieces of medicine. The cart weighs 90kg and each piece of medicine weighs 50g. If the coefficient of friction is 0.83, how much force must Reisen drag the cart with to move it with a net acceleration of 3m/s2?
7.) After Tenshi destroyed the Hakurei Shrine, Reimu hadd to go make repairs. In order to fix the roof, Reimu drags the materials weighing 100kg up a 25 degree ramp. If the coefficient of friction is 0.6 between the materials and the ramp, how much force does Reimu have to exert to drag it up at a constant speed?

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>>14017534
8.) Youmu spins around in a circle holding her sword Roukanken which is 2m long. What is the Centripetal acceleration required for the sword to travel in a circle at a velocity of 100m/s? What is the centripetal force if the sword weights 2kg?
9.) Hina spins around with a frequency of 200rpm. How long does it take for her to complete 1 revolution?
10.) Patchy and Remi are at the two ends of a hallway 100 meters apart, each running at a steady rate of 5 meters per second toward each other. At the same time, Flan is flying at 10 meters per second away from them in a futile attempt to escape. Flan starts where Remi is and flies until she reaches Patchy, at which point she turns around back toward Remi. In this way, Flan continues back and forth between her two captors. What is the total distance that Flan flies before getting caught?

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>>14017534
>>14017539
the answer is you can't use common sense in gensokyo

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>>14016967
egg

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What is Suika know as in the West?

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What is Sanae know as in the West?

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>>14017568

Venoglobin?

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>>14017585
read the filename

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What's Yukari's favorite store?
The GAP

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>>14016967
Cock-cumbers.

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Knock knock
Who's there
Witch Two
Witch Two who?
wch 2hu wd ufq

How many stage 2 bosses does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold it , and the other to spin.

How come Reimu sucks up all the desires in Trance mode in TD?
Because she's on a Desire Drive

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What do bunbunmaru and crossboarders have in common?
Who are they quoting?

What does Patchouli have in common with Yuuka?
They're both plants

Why are cheap electronics and a futa SDM doujinshi similar?
They're both Maid in China

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>>14018845
That last one was good.

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>>14018716
I'll try to remember that joke, thanks!

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some fag is spamming these on steam

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/GhettoPatrol#announcements

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>>14017534
Answer for 1 is 0.000067s to avoid that master spark

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>>14016969
Holy shit. I didn't know that you could quote yourself.

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>>14018910
You can not stop what was already begun.

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>>14018910
hello Jo

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>>14017534
Rest will be hard to answer without knowing Gensokyo's gravity (assuming it's different than Earth's)

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>>14016967

eh...eh...eh...