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A single sentence written by Vladimir Putin in a language of his own invention contains as much information as the Nihon Shoki ten times over. All attempts to decipher it have failed, it is simply too complex for the men of this era to comprehend.

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>> No.1396460

/n/ is gone

>> No.1396465

>All attempts to decipher it have failed
Then how do you know how much information it contains?

>> No.1396470

>>1396465

The word of glorious leader Vladimir Putin.

>> No.1396473

>>1396465
oh lawd

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Anonymous of Russian Federation is now smiling in his sleep.

>> No.1396497

>>1396458
i'm impressed you've actually heard of the Nihon Shoki, OP.

most of the weeaboo faggots in /jp/ are too illiterate to even know what the Genji Monogatari is.

>> No.1396500

>>1396497
ITT: We overexaggerate.

>> No.1396506

putin is so moe~

>> No.1396625

Looks like they need to get a five year old onto the cryptography staff to decipher that scribble.

>> No.1396641

>>1396625

Photo op moe.

>> No.1396662

>>1396497
Why would anyone care about that weeaboo crap in the first place?

Let me know when your history/philosophy/japanese major pays off.

>> No.1396663

putin is maji tundere

>> No.1396669

I like to scribble when I'm bored too.

>> No.1396666

>>1396497
ITT weeaboo anon tries to wave around his japanese culture 101 knowledge around like he's the only person in the world who is privy to that knowledge.

>> No.1396697

Is he right handed?

Does this mean I'm not the only right handed person that wears a watch on his right hand?

>> No.1396810

>>1396497
>Genji Monogatari
They made a PS2 game based on that. Not obscure any more. If it ever was, I donno.

>> No.1396882

Is he still a president or what?

>> No.1396883

>>1396882

Prime Minister for life.

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>>1396882
He is the Czar.

>> No.1396891

>>1396882
Russians don't have elections. The oligarchs just pretend that they occur. Most Russian men are too drunk to notice the difference.

>> No.1396895

They obviously can't read it because they don't love their own country enough.

>> No.1396898

EPIC VLADIMIR PUTIN FACTS AHAHA! XD

>> No.1396911

>>1396891
I like the American way of thinking. It's Russian, so it's bad. Always.

>> No.1396924

Slavs.

>> No.1396927

>>1396911
Butthurt.

>> No.1396974

>>1396697
I wear watches on my right wrist, and am right handed.

At least, I used to. Now I don't wear watches.

>> No.1397057

>>1396974
Same here.

>> No.1397067

>>1396697
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one too.

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