Monster Girl Thread

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Anyone want to confirm if this image actually contains a succuvirus?

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First for maids are olev

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>>13946869

See what you did? Your terrible opinion killed the thread.
Second for long hair best hair.

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>>13946875
Third for Familiar/Kobold cuddle pile

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Sub 10 for Lamias.

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>>13946875
>1.21 MB
DELETE THIS OP

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>>13946879
Bite me, a busty cat-based Familiar with short hair would be sublime.

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>>13946882
How on earth do you get a shirt to stick like that?

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>>13946882
Lamias are just Oomukade without all the lovely legs.

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>You will never have a slightly arrogant Space Monkey from Outer Space waifu with a nice ass

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>>13946889
Short hair-fag please, the straight people are trying to have a monstergirl thread here.

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>>13946891
She threw it on like mid shower if I recall. A drenched shirt would do that. It's a pretty prime example of Miia being a stupid faggot though. Wrapping a sodden cloth to a snake is like suicide.

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>>13946891
You get it wet first, obviously.

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>>13946892
You've got it backwards.
Oomukades are just lamias with legs.
And I love them for that.

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>>13946889
>familiar with tits
>short hair
The plague, the shit taste is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

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>>13946892
Lamias also aren't smelly

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>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

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>>13946911
>Hating on tits
Found the homosex.

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>>13946892
My waifu doesn't need legs.

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>>13946911
>hating on tits and short hair
Were you dropped on your head on as a child?

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>>13946920
>>13946934

Tits are fine. Tits are lovely, in fact.

But if you like tits on a loli, you might as well just reassess your life, or end it outright.

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>>13946937
But what if she's a loli Mega Holst? She can't help her proportions anon, why don't you love her?

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>>13946937
>He doesn't want to summon a familiar, accidentally a few runes and create an even greater ritual to summon a tall, busty, laid back, long haired onee-san type Arch Familiar
>He doesn't want her to cure him o his shit taste
>He doesn't want to study magic lying down with his head between her breasts as she plays video games and snoozes.

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>>13946945
Even normal Holsts start off as oppai lolis, but they're more at LEE levels than anything.

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>>13946945
Well, I guess holsts can't help it. I suppose they can have a pass.

Everything else, however, has no excuse.

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>>13946949
>tall and busty

Well, then she's not a boob loli. In which case, I do want that.

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>>13946945
>>13946951
>>13946953
>tfw your 6 year old Mega Hols daughteru will never shyly ask you for 'milkies' when her mother is away
Suffering

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>>13946967
That's too cute to be lewd.

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Reminder :
Fox Women are the best!

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>>13946981
they ok

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>>13946981
They're quite lovely.

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I want to be gang raped by a group of drunk soviet monster girls while my Nazi waifu watches helplessly!

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How does her sap taste like

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>>13946949
>she has short, fanned-out hair and keeps the rest her hair tied in a long braid
>wears sweaters that cut off just above her back wings
>wears jean shorts with a hole cut out to accommodate her tail

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>>13946981
I'm rather fond of them.

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>>13946993
Like how milk tastes when you mix honey into it.

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>>13946981
Prove it.

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>>13946997
I was thinking even lazier man. Like the first thing she does after being summoned is conjure a beer and steal one of anon's oversized shirts and laze around in that.

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I want to shoot manticore venom until I go crazy and move to live in the sewers, and then get chased out to the wilderness surrounding MGC

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>>13946993
Ever had unprocessed maple syrup? It'd be like that.

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>>13947004
And find a feral werewolf who cares for you out of simple curiousity?

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x is best girl

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>>13947010
Y is best girl.

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>>13947010
>>13947013
Skub is best girl.

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>>13947010
>X
>Not Zero

I'll finish this. Right here. Right now.
I WILL DEFEAT YOU SIGMA!

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SLIMES WITH MORE CORES TO LOVE YOU BETTER

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How do we feel about time travel?

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>>13947021
its complicated

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>>13947016
FUCK OFF SKUBFAG

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>>13947021
Depend son how it's executed, and the mechanics behind it.

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>>13947020
>Those cores might've come from human girls who were melted down by the slimegirl

I'm not sure how I might feel about this.

>>13947027
>2015
>Being anti-skub

This person is the reason these threads have gone downhill.

>>13947021
I got around to playing D4 recently, and I think some MG story involving time/continuity travel like how that game manages would be pretty neat.

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I'm going to make a familiar/holst hybrid and none of you can stop me!

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>>13947034
But isn't that a hobgoblin mage?

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>>13947020
Evangelion tells me you're an angel and I have to destroy your cores or you're gonna force your way into Terminal Dogma to start 3rd Impact

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>>13947020
Do you think the number of cores within a slime might be an indicator of their intelligence?

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>>13947038
A LACTATING hobgoblin mage with cat ears and cow-print fur.

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>>13947039
She'd let you breach her Terminal Dogma

Ramiel MG when?

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>>13947024
>>13947028
I'm thinking anon is a shitty modern mage who is the great grandson of a powerful one who fucked off to pandemonium with his harem, finds a summoning tome that is to magic as a picture book is to the Illiad, and accidentallies the Arch Familiar I was talking about a little earlier, becomes intoxicated with stupidity, decides to fight crime, shit happens and he and his familiar slip through a rift to the past, where everything is fucked up, he then goes adventuring.

Thoughts?

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How would the brave Shovel Knight fare in Monster Girl world?

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>>13947048
I wouldn't mind just seeing shenanigans between him and the Arch Familiar.

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>>13947021
Just don't try and pass that whole "If you change the future, you change the past," bullshit as a valid time-traveling mechanic.
You know, like FF13-2.

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>>13947044
I'd rather see what a Leliel monstergirl would be like.
Maybe a higher-dimensional slimegirl who's slime substance is a Dirac Sea, projecting a "shadow" of her female form into the actual world.

>>13947054
He'd be best friends with THE WALL, who is Shield Knight's older brother.

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>>13947059
That would be the focus, yeah.
>>13947062
Wasn't even going to try. Rather if I were to have it as a mechanic, fate would manipulate him so that the general gist of the future still plays out. Just little things change like his great grandfather's sage mentor was actually him after centuries of wandering through the past.

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>>13946993
Like bitter lonliness

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>>13947062
I barely remember the inticacies of FF13-2's plot. Which occasions had you go into the past on an alternate timeline from the future?

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>>13947020
Doesnt that just make her a young queen slime?

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>>13947069
I don't remember much myself.
I do know that they did use it as a valid excuse to kill of Serah, though.

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>>13947063
>Fourth dimensional monstergirl

Sounds good.

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>>13947041
I think they can only have one.
So if you see one with three, it's an ambush tactic. She's actually three slimes working together.
Imagine getting pinned down and raped by a slime that splits into a group of slimes above the waist.
"Anon~ How do you like being squeezed by five pussies at once?

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>>13947078
Didn't Serah die because she was an incarnation of Yeul, who was dying because of all the alternate timelines being created by meddling about with time travel?
Jeez, I really don't remember anything about that game besides how good the final level atmosphere's was. And it's sudden genre shift into a platformer.

>>13947084
>Higher dimensional monstergirl
>Is usually unable to interact with you directly
>You can catch slivers of glimpses of her sometimes, like looking at her through the crack of a doorway
>She can stalk you through walls that don't exist for her, and touch you only when you approach her from certain angles
>One day, she figures out a way to create a split in your world
>She drags you back into her world, a land of shapes with surfaces on the inside, edges and corners existing inside each other
>Up and down are eight different directions
>Sometimes when you turn, you can see the back of your head
>But she's there, as a seemingly normal, 3d being who can help you navigate with ease.

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>>13947106
I wonder if existing in a higher dimension would be worth it for your waifu.

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>>13947115
No it would not.

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>>13947106
It was partly that.
In the end, they manage to kill Caius and stop all the time changes, saving the world and seemingly stopping Serah's illness from progressing further.
And then the timeline changes one more time, with the justification of, "If you change the future, you change the past."
This last time change kills Serah.

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When dealing with beastmen MGs how fluffy/furry is too furry?

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>>13947136
kobold is pushing it

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>>13947136
>>13947143
What? No, Kobold is fine.

Remember, if it has a snout, watch out.

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>>13947143
Wrong Kolbold, though I imagine the other well-known kolbold would be the line which shouldn't be crossed.

Those some feel that she's already passed that line.

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>>13947143
10/10 would carry and feed snacks.

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>>13947115
I'd like to think it would be.

"Honey, how do I get to the shops again?"
"Go down the street, turn clockwise and walk back the way you came, sidestep right until you reach Dave's house, keep the Worldheart on your right as you walk upside the highway, and slip into the rift from 50 degrees around its signpost."
"Okay. And how do I get back?"
"Jump down Dimension 6 Avenue until you reach the children's park, and turn diagonally up and to the left. Oh, and make sure you don't overshoot and fall into the Soul Shattering Singularity."
"Maybe you should just come with me."

>>13947127
Oh, right. Well, that seems a little bit bullshitty. Also, I didn't play the endgame DLC with Lightning and Caius, either, so I have no idea what was going on there.

>>13947143
It looks like the fur around her chest is just a coat she's wearing. The legs might not be agreeable with some, but otherwise she's just too adorable to take grievance with.

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>>13947136
Only Masterrace fluff/fur is paw to mid bicep, paw to just above the knee, tail if applicable and ears.

Hellhound's arms and Jinko's legs are a prime example, though hellhound ould do without the hairy chest, a fluff collar is also okay, like with moffman Debate me.

>>13947143
Kobold is indeed pushing it.

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>>13947156
>I didn't play the endgame DLC
You level grind as Lightning and she fights Caius.
She loses. 500 years later she comes back in the sequel.

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>>13947143
>Portable doggy bowl
Kinda pointless if no one really caries around snacks on their person

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>>13947157
The idea was basically her having full body hair/fur like Polt but no animalistic features on her appendages. Like she'd still have human-ish feet.

I mean, she's more beastman than normal, I guess?

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>>13947143
>That bone has pussy juice on it
>She boned herself
L-Lewd.

>>13947166
That is literally furry i.e. covered in fur. For no reason I might add if she doesn't even have animalistic features. Keep the features, have the fur stop at her biceps and thigh as I said.

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>>13947163
Ah. Well, I assume I'll get around to playing Lightning Returns: Destining the Destiny at some point.
If only because I liked the music of the first two games, and one of my friends tells me that the ending of it is the most beautiful bullshit ever experienced.

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>>13947143
It's pretty funny how the only sub monster girl is a furry.

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I want an Awoo-y wolf litter to hug and give kisses to!

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>>13947207

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>KC is done pandering to the abomination fags
>After Cu Sith KC will be done pandering to the furfags
>He's done pandering to the 'I want to be a monster'fags with flayer and Wendigo

Who's next?

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>>13947228
He'll pander to Baneposters

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>>13947236
This wasn't funny. Probably because it was too forced. I like a gentler hand with my baneposting.

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Just in case whoever was asking didn't see it last thread: I am still doing that anubis and yeti story, it's just coming along really, really slowly.

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>>13947136
A cat is fine too.

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>>13947257
>Liking Cait Siths
Disgusting. I'd rather stick my dick in a Baphomet than a Cait Sith.
And I hate Loli.

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>>13947257
I think Cait is cute.

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>>13947136
If head is human and torso is human, it's okay. That's why I'm confused by Setouchi hate. As far as I'm concerned, dude gets everything right.

Well, except for some of these chimeras, but he was clearly dicking around while drawing these. It's still a shame Roller Girl didn't get to be a thing.

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>>13947263
>>13947266
Aren't these things all about finding cat abusers and going full Ulthar on their asses? I can respect that.

Maybe they actually have a human form but they don't use it because people who hurt cats don't deserve anything other than a healthy dose of monster mojo to convert them into furries.

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I want to pour chocolate syrup all over a dark priestess's body and lick it off.

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>>13947278
>Maybe they actually have a human form
Nope.
>Aren't these things all about finding cat abusers and going full Ulthar on their asses? I can respect that
Also nope. They are furry niggers. They break into your home and kick your waifu out of bed, and demand that you say thank you as they ride you and if you refuse, that's abuse agaisnt cats and they send their squads to teleport you into catcuckland where you turn into the public cumpump.

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>>13947266

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>>13947292
What if the waifu is an Oni/Hellhound/Jinko/etc?

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>>13947292
>>13947300
>Implying Cait Sith do any of that.
Stop misinforming people about Cait.

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>>13947300
+1 Cait Sith skin rug.

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>>13947300
You better wish she's good at hiding corpses. Cuz if it gets found out, boom teleport squad.
>Jinko
Cuck Shith has dominion over all cats.

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>>13947300
It doesn't matter who she is. If she cares about you, she'll stomp right over to her phone and call Alf.

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>>13947222
I know the ending only has them with one daughter, but I can't help but feel this is an inevitability.

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>>13947309
There's really no reason to defend those little furry shits, so misinfo is a point in their favor.

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>>13947292
These are okay too. What isn't okay is how they have hair. The cutest thing about cats is that M on the forehead of tabbies, hair blocks that shit. Cats shouldn't have hair.

How does that work, anyway? Why do they need hair if they have fur? Do they still have an undercoat of fur below the hair, or is the hair itself just really long fur, like a mane? If it is, why is it a different color?

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>>13947325
>>13947309
CIDF, your shit would be peddled better on /b/, just sayin.

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>>13947250
Thank you, friend

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>>13947250
Good. Glad to hear it.

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>>13947325
>What isn't okay is how they have hair. The cutest thing about cats is that M on the forehead of tabbies, hair blocks that shit. Cats shouldn't have hair.
>How does that work, anyway? Why do they need hair if they have fur?
It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to make sense thanks to Mamono mana, since the body and preferences of both husband and wife will change to adapt to their spouse's body/preferences a Cait Sith could literally look like a a regular cat or it could transform into a more human-like shape and gaining more human characteristics to adapt to her husband's tastes.

There might be Cait Sith without human hair, or without fur on her belly and still have several cat teats, or all sort of combinations.

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>>13947337
>That sign.
Is he being blackmailed into doing doing that?

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>>13947273
Well I mean. It's hard to think of ways to make her less generic canid/werewolf waifu outside of her being huge as fuck compared to the MC.

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>>13947292
Is this what /pol/ feels like? Making shit up about people you dont like?

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>>13947348
With his arms outstretched,he appears to be doing it deliberately.
>>13947353
To be fair, people have made shit up about non-Cait Sith girls in the past.

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>>13947353
Come on now, I'm okay with Cait Siths but calling them people is going too far.

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>>13947348
Samuel L Jackson tried to walk over and save the guy, but he couldn't find him under the cuddle pile

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>>13947273
>Confused about Setouchian Horrors and Delphinian Hood Ornaments
>Confused how drawing a nightmarish abomination and randomly stuffing a human torso somewhere on it looks awful.
Stop it man. I'm dying over here.

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>>13947337
>>13947348
I wonder what would happen if some dude went out wearing one of these signs with "I HATE MONSTERGIRLS" written on it.

They might get mad and want to fight him.

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>>13947286
Just the idea of good play and pouring stuff onto a monstergirl's body is enticing in general, I think.

Imagine a bottle of fine red wine being poured upon the pale breasts of a vampire as she lies beneath you, the liquid cascading down her fair skin for you to lap up when it pools between her thighs, and for you to share with we when you kiss.
Or being within the private bedchambers of a beautiful pharaoh, having her lay upon a slippery massage bed as you pour heated oils upon her back, turning it bronze in the firelight.
Maybe even getting lewd with a meek holstaurus, spraying upon her breasts whipped cream made from her very own milk, only to lick it all off and start over again, teasing her with cold cream and warm tongue against her sensitive nipples.
Perhaps you could get even more bizarre, and apply whipped cream to a slimegirl or barometz, circling the bouncy fruit of the latter before trailing it up to her body proper.
And it'd be nice if a succubus celebrated your birthday one night by surprising you with an inflatable pool upon your bed, full of liquid chocolate, occupied by the blueberry seductress just coating her skin with it and licking it up from her fingertips.

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>>13947353
>Trusting furriest
>Trusting literal, asshole cats turned into furry sluts
>Trusting any creature with a racial proclivity to kidnap you and make you a communal cum pump

>"Just like their outward appearance, they are closer to cats (that are animals) on the inside too. They have selfish, capricious personalities and perhaps because of having been spoiled by humans, they consider themselves and other cats to be on a higher standing. They display an arrogant attitude towards men, speaking in a manner such as the following: "If you think I'm cute, then I'll let you pat my head." "If you say you want to mate with me that much, then I'll make you my male.""

>As long as men living in the kingdom obey the law and adore cats, they are promised a life with all their necessities taken care of; but the law absolutely favors cats. Men are obligated to spoil cats and to give in to their demands, whether playing with them, or mating with and impregnating them. Also, it seems tormenting a cat is considered a serious crime, whether or not it took place within the kingdom. If one torments cats and a cait sith receives a report from the other cats, she will abduct that person and carry them off to the Cat Kingdom.

>One of their duties is also to punish criminals who have been brought back to the cat kingdom. If the culprit is male, then his human rights will be stripped away and he will become the property of them and their cat underlings. He will become a "cat toy" that will be played with and milked by the cats whenever they feel like it, 24 hours a day. If the culprit is female, then they will cast "a spell to change her into a cat" and she will be changed into one of the cat family monsters

They will walk into your home, rape you infront of your waifu, and if either of you resist, send their goons to take you and her to their land where it is lawful to strip people of their human rights, and forcibly transform your waifu into an asshole cat.

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>>13947375
>good play
Food play

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>>13947371
They would just rape him until he changes his opinion.

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>>13947292
>When a cat is joined to its male owner by a strong bond, and it has developed feelings of love for him, it will transform into one of these "cait sith".
>he would call his own cat a nigger and kick it out
>he would be surprised when he gets hauled to the rape dungeon for breaking his cat's heart
/jp/ - Terrible People

[Anonymous No.]

I want to video game with a lamia!

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>>13947375
>And it'd be nice if a succubus celebrated your birthday one night by surprising you with an inflatable pool upon your bed, full of liquid chocolate, occupied by the blueberry seductress just coating her skin with it and licking it up from her fingertips.
That sounds wonderful.

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>>13947370
I actually like the human-torso-on-nightmarish abomination designs, they look cute and it's not like you'll be getting freaky with the abomination part anyway. Besides, Setouchi has some really fine taste in his monsters, the entire Lady's Village was great.

There's no defense for Delphinus though, I'm pretty sure that he's literally a dolphin and drew these things with his prehensile dick while cackling madly in his rape cave.

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>>13947396
>"Come on. Take me, you stud."
"Where did all this liquid fudge come from!?"

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>>13947378
>They have selfish, capricious personalities and perhaps because of having been spoiled by humans, they consider themselves and other cats to be on a higher standing.
Just don't fucking spoil your cat to the point where it thinks it's better than you.

It's like people don't think there are nice cats who would never bite you or scratch you and just want to be with you on their last moment and you just pet them until they fall asleep forever and their eyes become palid and lifeless without the love they once gave you... ;_; RIP

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>>13947384
Burn cats. I don't want any of those cunts near me if I were in MGEland.

>Loving relationship with waifu
>She adopts a cat
>She cares for it
>As a male it grows fond of you
>Turns into a Cait Sith
>Waifu must now share you with her, because you are no longer hers, regardless of if the both of you are monogamyfags and were perfectly in love
>Waifu is no longer waifu, but first mistresss, cait sith takes rightful position as head wife
>If either of you complain, it's off to cat kingdom where you are turned into a cumpump and your waifu is turned into a cat and indoctrinated into the ways of the asshole and joins in gangraping you with every one else
>Cunt Sith has ssinglehandedly turned your beloved waifu into sloppyseconds-kun

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>>13947406
>Every Cait Sith was once your cat
>Cats aren't inherently spoiled capricious assholes

Fuck you. Did your cat die or something? Good.

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>>13947391
SMT

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I want a nice fat lazy NEET Cait Sith to cuddle and sit on my lap while I play vidya.

Not to dick though, Cait Siths aren't for dicking. Plus she's short, I don't date womanlets.

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>>13947398
>it's not like you'll be getting freaky with the abomination part anyway
>MGQ Part 3
>Come up against abomination
>5 getting freaky with abomination parts defeat endings
>1 normal like a blowjob or vaginal

Care to try that again?

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>>13947413
Woah now, no dicking? That's abuse, off to the cat kingdom with you.

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>>13947405
She paid a chocolate slimegirl for some of her substance.

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>>13947406
Oh. Oh shit. Sorry man.
I know what it's like to lose a pet. One of my dogs passed away from old age and the other one had to be put down so she didn't die in pain.
I was in my mid-teens and I still remember the last hug I ever gave them.

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Alright Anons, thanks to a benevolent wizard with a ton of monster girl friends, you now have a 5-girl cuddle harem for the night. They're not going to give you any sexytimes, but they're here to just wrap you up in a warm pile and lull you to sleep. All night long.
Which five species do you choose?
>Hardmode: No Yetis or Weresheep.
>Godmode: No species that have any fur or fluff on them at all.
>Purely Luck-based mode: Roll 5 monsters with monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono. Those are the ones you must cuddle. All night.
>Optional Bonus Round: Thanks to one of the girls who loves music, she insists on listening to some chill music as you all fall asleep. What songs do you listen to?

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>>13947422
I just want 5 Kikimoras.

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>>13947415
>no dicking? that's abuse
I now realize that Cait Siths are pretty much Feline Justice Warriors.

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>>13947406
>>13947418
This is why I don't get a pet. I'm not good at handling loss.

Gonna be bad enough when my sister's cat dies...

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>>13947422
>Zombie
>Arachne
>Lavagolem
>Ignis
>Wisp

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>>13947422
Four kesarans, and a succubus who can inhabit dreams so we can explore each others' dreamscapes.

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>>13947422
pure luck mode
>nightmare
>amazoness
>Khepri
>Gandharva
>Selkie

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>>13947422
Kraken
Scylla
Mindflayer
Shoggoth
Tentacle

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>>13947415
Please, she's too fat and lazy to bother reporting it. She's going to get cuddled non-sexually and there's nothing she can do about it.

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>>13947422
>Kitsune-Bi, Jinn, Sahuagin, Cheshire and Thunderbird
Well, that Sahuagin is gonna get the best spot. The others can just do what they want.

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>>13947422
lamiaparty.com

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>>13947422
Random mode
>Chochin-Obake
>Dark Angel
>Alp
>Cancer
>Cheshire

Not gonna lie, I giggled a bit at what 4 is sandwiched in between. At least the Chochin-Obake will keep me warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947445
Fuck, I should've put a ">" on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
These posts are fucking useless, people just post which MGs they got and write the occasional "muh dikk". No discussion at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
I can't sleep with music playing. She'll have to put some nature sounds like rain on or something. And if she doesn't like it, she can get out.

>Dryad
>Scylla
>Dark Valkyrie
>Kakuen
>Khepri

Twiggy, slimy and dung beetle can get lost. It's threesome time with DV and monkeybutt. They're bad girls anyway so they won't mind breaking the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947448
>>Alp
>>Cancer
>>Cheshire
Ayyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947460
Not him, but we need to reach the bump limit somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947309
Best furniture.
With a little work they become the comfiest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
Let's go luck!

>Tanuki
>Hobgoblin
>Werewolf
>Kakuen
>Succubus
Are you sure I can't dick them? I really want to cuddlefuck all of them.

>Bonus round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTCNLiRBXY is what I fell asleep to as a kid.
Alternatively, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXzMBA9VU4 is pretty relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947460
They're not bad if it's once a thread or so, but it's been like two or three times a day lately. Same old "Somebody liked something we did once. Let's run it into the ground!" as it always is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to woo a manticore by telling her how pretty her tailpussy looks with that ribbon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947460
Do ya got any bright ideas, chum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
Well, obviously I'm going to have Yeti and Weresheep on my list. Who wouldn't? Time to go for Hardmode.
>Jinko
>Ushi-Oni
>Hellhound
>Mothman
>Selkie
>bonus round: either nature sounds like >>13947461 said, or https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7D3AEC27DBD39C27

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
Luck based time.

-Barometz
-Sahuagin
-Kitsune-bi
-Cheshire Cat
-Goblin

This is turning into one nice cuddle session. We got the bed, the warmth, the extra protection. Sleepy times for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947469
Bump limit? Is /jp/ still mad at us or something?

>>13947473
One guy even said he counted 5 of these in a threat a few days ago.

>>13947478
I got a shitload, but I'm here to judge right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947407
I don't even hate Cait Siths but I'd never put my wedding tackle anywhere near her. At the most I'd toss her Super Economy Sized Q-Tips and tell her to get the fuck out of my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947488
They usually turn up when the threads go dead to get people talking again.
It's just it happens too often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
>Scylla
>tentacle
>shirohebi
>sea bishop
>mantis

These are my top 5 choices for a cuddle harem and regardless of what, I love to cuddle, even if no sex is involved; especially with muscular, healthy, or strongfat monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947378
>They will walk into your home, rape you infront of your waifu, and if either of you resist, send their goons to take you and her to their land where it is lawful to strip people of their human rights, and forcibly transform your waifu into an asshole cat.
That is literally nowhere in the profile, please stop baiting youre shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on a nice stroll at night through the woods near your home like always.
>During your stroll you get kidnapped by a bunch of elves claiming you are the beast who hunt their forest at night.
>Get dragged into the bedroom of the their Queen who says she ready to do anything to protect her people from a savage beast like yourself including offering herself as tribute.
>Have no idea what is going on.

What to you do?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster doctor to help me get over this cold that I have! With sexual healing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
Sorry ladies, not enough meat on this sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
>"...Wait a minute, aren't you that elf I helped out the other day?"

I don't know why that scenario popped into my head, but it amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947520
She'd prescribe you the Alp that keeps bugging her about getting her dick back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
Tell her she's completely mistaken and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
>pic cuts off right above the feet
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947523
>"...Wait a minute, aren't you that elf I helped out the other day?"
>"N-No. I have no idea what you're speaking. Is it Orcish?"
>"Cut the crap Valerie. I helped you find your Kobold sister at the amusement park last weekend."
>"Ju-Just shut up and RAVAGE ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
I calmly explain that I'm not the beast who hunts their forest, compliment her lingerie (pink and black is a great color scheme, it looks wonderful on you!), and try to get away without getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
I wonder what five manticores could do in a cuddle-pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947535
>WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
Rob Liefeld

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947542
Has anyone been archiving the Waifu Wars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947545

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947551
i dont know
i shut thought i could use this anytime someone says alps are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947551
I think they are on the guys imgur account. I'm not sure how they sort things out there, so who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947444
>>13947491

Don't underestimate furry cockthirst. If she's in your general vicinity and got her eyes on you, you have no say in it. Try and say 'no' and you're being teleported into her rape kingdom by cheshires.

>>13947510
>They have selfish, capricious personalities
It's like you don't know what these words mean. They have teleporting ninja cats and Jinko bruisers at their command, and they have the asshole personality to abuse that power. Quit defending them, shitstain.

Also,
>If the culprit is male, then his human rights will be stripped away and he will become the property of them and their cat underlings.
>If the culprit is female, then they will cast "a spell to change her into a cat" and she will be changed into one of the cat family monsters.
It's right there, learn to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
Swallow a raging mushroom and rape them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947562
Yeah okay. I can refuse to acknowledge her existence, especially when no writefag would dare do Cait Sith as anything other than an extraordinarily aerodynamic furry football for good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947527
Does she have the Alp's "Kyaa!" recorded and used as the message chime on her cell phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946875

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
>who says she ready to do anything to protect her people from a savage beast like yourself including offering herself as tribute
What is this, a hentai movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947559
The account is Waranon, and I sort them into folders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947568
>I can refuse to acknowledge her existence
Neglect is abuse, dude. enjoy your rape kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
Ask them where the hell my lantern is. Then get back to my spookifyin'

> Come wayward elves who wander through the darkness, there is a light for the lost and the meek. Sorrow and fear are easily forgot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946882

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4RBkizO7LY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947537
She's getting slowly and tenderly loved.
With plenty of kisses and handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947554
>MFW I bully a certain person about Manticores using their tailpussy like Carnictis-chan on his head
>MFW somebody finally posted it

Holy shit my sides entered orbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514

>those horns

THAT'S NO ELF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947570
I'm happy that the whole Succuvirus thing even got attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947570
Bitch, I've got no idea what you're talking about. How do you watch me jack off? I usually do that with smut on my iPod.
That said, I really love that design.
>>13947578
My brother of sub-Saharan descent.
Monster girl version of the Beast when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947562
She's welcome to try. I'll keep her firmly in my lap and give her belly rubs and scratch behind her ears occasionally. I'll nuzzle my head next to hers and while petting her head tell her how much I love her. I'll even let her sleep next to my and cuddle her.

Then I'll introduce her to my Dragon Girlfriend I found through that blind speed dating service.

[Anonymous No.]

You watch a scary movie together with your waifu. How spooked is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947597
this spooked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947577
I fear no cats, for I have shitty micro-brews and enough catnip to send them into lethargy for at least a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947583
Imagine what one of these things would feel like in your dick. Its like one giant, slimy, incredibly strong muscle with vacuum-like suction power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
Ask her if she would accompany me on my hunt for the monster terrorizing her land.

>>13947597
Depends on the movie, but I wouldn't be surprised if she starts seeing faces on the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947597
Might depend on the type, but I doubt she would be spooked at all. She can raise things from the dead, whats a little knife hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947597
Terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947594
>>13947603
>they have been given the duty of ruling cats along with magical power
You show me how you'll resist teleporting cheshire squads

>In the cat kingdom there are laws that prioritize cats such as the following:
“Men (husbands) must spoil cats (wives), and if a cat demands to play or mate, a man must comply with it.”
>It is a place where the whims of cats are given priority over everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947554
reminds me of reverse gloryhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947615
Dont live in cat kingdom then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947615
That's why I keep stuffing her full of fish and lasagna, so she grows too fat and lazy to be able to go to her local Chesire Squad and report not getting dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946875
>>13947570
>Succuvirus finally triggers the screamer that comes from loading the image
>The "screamer" is 30 seconds of her screaming in ecstasy and ahegaoing on your screen

[Anonymous No.]

What two monster girls would you combine to create a new(ish) monstergirl?

example
>slime girl
>yuki onna
>now have a snow/slush girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947625

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947597
Not very. She's probably read plenty of ghost stories and crows are already spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947597
Spooked enough to jump at the jumpscares, and tense and huddle close during the tension builders, but not enough to stop her from laughing afterwards or talking.

What I'd want to do is introduce her to the wonderful world of VR headset horror games. It'd probably be amusing to watch her blindly fumble about for a hand to hold as she looks around in her headset, and comfort her when she pulls the thing off during a bad scare.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu feel if you were selected drafted along hundreds of others to become a supersuit-clad space supersoldier with the mission to protect a colony in a distant planet from xenos (the kind that'll kill you, obviously)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947619
>He thinks he has a choice
Furthermore, you act like a cat wouldn't just take her laws out of the kingdom. She doesn't give a fuck, she's a cat. To her mind everything is hers.

>>13947622
>her local Chesire Squad
I don't think they have like police booths and shit. Probably just telepathy, to be honest, they are powerful spellcasters. So yeah, enjoy your rape kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947635
and in my mind everything is nothing

[Anonymous No.]

NO
SUU
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SUU
STOP

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13947542
That dragon was the true winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947634
She'll build the Gunbuster to try and protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947514
>elf

Something fishy going on here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947606
Why do you think I make the comparison to tailpussies all the fucking time? It's like you're watching THAT scene with a Manticore and she gets the idea of sucking your head into her grasping lovebulb while she titillates your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947639
Seen it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947597
She needs me to take her to the bathroom at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947639
Dramatization.

May not have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947638
You're not the one with magic powers, teleporting assholes at your beck and call and a goddess that supports your bullshit wholeheartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947639
You're behind the times, gramps. This was already posted here.

>A slimegirl will never seep into your pores so she can stimulate your nerves directly, using her slime to trigger electrochemical responses that make you experience the most pleasure physically possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947635
Then I make sure she watches TV to dull her psychic powers, which are pretty fucking bullshit but oh well.

I just want my fat cat I can cuddle and relax with but not dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947634
Who cares what some monster slut thinks the only person ill love after my transformation is the emprah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947657
>I just want my fat cat I can cuddle and relax with but not dick.
Too fucking bad, sonney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947562
So you just like to ignore the parts of the world guides where monsters dont fuck around with other monsters husbands? And also make shit up about 'refusing to fuck a cat is abusing it'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947659
Fuck off, Warhammer is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947655
i got the wind on my side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947634
She'll just pay enough money so I don't have to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947663
Well I'll still try to do it, through whatever means necessary. I'll have my neet cait sith pillow or get fucked trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947657
Fat cats for cuddling!
Feed her fish and rub her belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947631
h-how would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947691
I've always assumed that most Elementals start off as empty husks before gaining emotions/egos, so what if a Kitsune-Bi desperate for energy of any sort possessed a recently summoned Ignis?
Kitsnue-Bi probably doesn't work that way, but I don't mind bullshitting things in order to sate my desire to see cool looking things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947700
Kitsune-Bi possession probably*
Typos, eugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947378
>leaving out the parts where they'll go into heat from cuddling with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Mofu time yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947711
Its always mofu time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947711
I'd rather we not have Kitsune image dumps, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947378
Half of this shit only applies to if you live in the cat kingdom, or if you abuse animals.

Just don't move there if you don't like being a boytoy, and don't kick cats around and abuse them. There you go, you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl has the most advanced technology?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a mamono waifu and daughteru that you'll have to protect after you challenge some asshole to a fight to the death after hearing him talk shit about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947726
The Egyptians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947726
Dorfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947713
yeah lets have dragon image dumps instead

[Anonymous No.]

Have you fought for the dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947741
This is actually really charming right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947763

no.
sounds too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947726
The short, sturdy ones fond of drink and industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947763
What dream?
The dream with the power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947777
What power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947782
You know, the power of Juju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947792

What Juju?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947798
You, Jew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947726
Id guess most of the automatons, like golems or living dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947810
Just because golems are made of advanced magic technology doesn't mean they understand how their own body functions, like you don't know all of the shit you have inside you and what does it do unless someone teaches you.

Living Dolls are just tsukumogami made from what used to be dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947763
The dream is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

So assuming they were a bit less rapey and forceful, which species do you think it would be the most fun to share an apartment with? Id say onis if only because you can film the stupid stuff they do drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>No oppai loli Sabbath
>No shortstack Sabbath
>No onee-san Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947850
>drunk

Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947850
Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947850
>the stupid stuff they do drunk.
Thousands of dollars of property damage which will probably happen right inside your apartment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947858
>Onee-Sabbath still lacks stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947865
No thats tipsy for an oni, im talking 'put the liquor store out of business' drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

If I sold myself to some old lonely monster girl as a daki, how much money do you think I could get out of myself? I don't care about being a slave, I just want to know how much I'd be worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946875
Contains what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947861
>>13947850
Is oni mother milk alcoholic?
Does your semen earn a ABV percentage thanks to oni mamono manaa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947882
Well, what kind of a nigga are you, anon? A bishie? A bara? A fat ugly neckbeard? There's some vital info that we need to know before we assign a price tag. You could probably be 'hired' by an MG regardless of what you look or act like, but some MGs are definitely more wealthy than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946875
>>13947889
I FUCKING KNEW I RECOGNIZED THE PIC FROM SOMEWHERE GODAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never cuddle with and provide for your pregnant elf wife during that comfy time when your waiting for the baby to arrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947889
>tfw you will die in Araki's lifetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947893
A bishie, I care for my looks and am completely weak and helpless. I'm just depressed and need money badly so I don't mind selling myself off to a life of slavery. I'll take any buyer, even a cougar alp, creepy old shirohebi, or Neet ryu, I just want purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947850
>>13947850
A dragon, maybe.

>You've never been to the top of a mountain?
>What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm taking you to see one, of course. Now put your arms around my neck.

>Oh, so you think I can't make a diamond by hand?
>Well then, stand back, pass me that coal, and watch this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947911
Ok then, you'd probably get a nice, fat wad form a lonely, more dominant and successful MG. One who is far too busy with work to pursue a husband. I hope you like Tanukis or Dragons or Wights or Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947873
>Onee-Sabbath still lacks art
It's a hard life, liking the concept.

>>13947909
Truly Araki's stand will allow him to live for many many decades to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947893
>Tfw average
>Not bara, not bishie, just average with no explicit advantages or qualities
>Not enough uniqueness to be part of an adventure at all
>Would probably be lower than "cannon fodder" tier for MGs due to genericness
Guess it's a quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947924
>fat wad form a lonely, more dominant and successful MG
I often wondered if monstergirls can get affected by isolation like humans do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947926
I'm sorry to hear that anon, but you could probably find yourself a Werecat or a Kobold or a Holstaur or even a nice Kitsune to wrap you up in sweet fluff and cuddle you close all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947926
>>Not bara, not bishie, just average with no explicit advantages or qualities
You're obviously the faceless, self-insert MC.

Congratulations on your new monster girl harem you will never score with as long as long are you're on focus unless it's a hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947625

Kejourou + Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947926
Don't give in anon!

We with nothing unique, special or interesting about us must instead strive to make our own path!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947929
Well, they're capable of emotion, so yes.
Arguably, loneliness would affect them negatively even more than it does to normal humans, without even taking into account the variations between types of monstergirls.

Wererabbits can outright die from loneliness, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947929
Oh, definitely. In the usual setting, MGs are basically put in our situations, yes? They're the ones who pursue love from a seemingly limited pool of mates? Of course you'd have ones who deny their need for love and isolate themselves, or just ones who keep themselves too got-damn busy to think about anything else or have any downtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947948
I think lonely Monster Girls would be fucking depressing. Sometimes I like to imagine a lonely Lizardgirl sitting on her couch, staring blankly ahead, knowing she'll never know the comfort of a human boy's touch, while "The Sound of Silence" plays in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971

Or imagining your favorite kind of MG alone for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
Me too.

Meanwhile, on /hbg/, monstergirls contemplate how awful it would be if anons like us were lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
>Portal to human world closed
>MGs can no longer obtain husbandos
>Suffering commences

[Anonymous No.]

It's finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
Wasn't there some modern setting story that said old lonely ones collected housefuls of romance smut, worse than bored housewives with momporn and fujoshits combined?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
Or she could just sit in front of the computer all day having faux fun with vidya and music. I don't know any more advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lonely monster girl is starting to get up there in years
>Just had her 40th birthday
>Still single
>She latches on to any guy who shows her even simple common courtesy, ironically driving away any potential guys due to her clinginess right out of the gate
>Finally, she meets Anon, and the two of them hit it off wonderfully
>After they decide to move in together, Anon is awakened in the middle of the night by the sound of crying
>She's holding onto him like her life depends on it, sobbing quietly, and muttering in her sleep
>"I'm so glad, please don't leave me"
>Anon holds her close, kisses her on the forehead and whispers to her "It's okay, I'm not going anywhere"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947987
Wait a minute that pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
>lonely Dragon curled up in the center of her hoard, feeling a desire for something warm
>Yeti making small snow families in her cave, wondering if she'll ever see a man in her lifetime
>Wight businesswoman desperate to hear her prospective husbands heatbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947926
Its not that easy anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947996

And then she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947996

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947987
>That fucking pool
Who am I kidding, I'd take my waifu there too.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the effects of isolation in monstergirls vary quite a bit. Obviously, they're still basically human, so you have to take that into account.
But monstergirls like, say, dragons or vampires might be able to deal with isolation well. After all, you expect the former to live up in a lonely mountain range, and the latter to live in a manor far from people.

And on the other hand, you'd have canine monstergirls. Prolonged isolation might make a kobold utterly unable to be around people without feeling afraid, and werewolves might even actively harm those who intrude on their personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948003
Wow that capture came out fucked for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948000
>>13948007
That's what she gets for stealing the last slice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947996
Man. Loving lonely MGs sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
Let me play the smallest violin while I don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947987
>>13948000
>>13948007
Would popular pornographic filming locales be like tourist destinations for MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947983
>The normal situation we see MGs in is having sex/enjoying their lives with her husbandos
Would that mean the normal scenario /hbg/ sees us humans in are ones of sadness, where we're lonely creatures who go about their days doing out daily routines like robots without a cause? Is this why they're so focused around loving the shit out of men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948000
Great touch, don't you think?
Makes you want the pizza more doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947987
Beautiful. Is it based on that kitsune pizza greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948020
I could totally living off the money just for giving tours like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947983
>>13947971
Somewhere out there is a monster girl who loves you. Who cares about you. Who can't stand seeing you as your are, and is ready to cross over just to be with you. She's everything you want in a mate...aside from the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948020
It'd be just part of the experience of being married to one, so yeah.
It'd be the kind of thing where they'd be like, "Yes, during our anniversary this year, we went to the pool. You know, THAT pool."

And the Wight she is speaking too tells her that they went to an abandoned highschool and roleplayed there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948000
>>13948007
Is there something im missing about the pool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948030
Truth be told, it was an /a/ drawfag request, someone drew it up, and another guy colored it in (spent like 4hrs + doing it) and I automatically thought of the pizza greentext and suggested he add the pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948023
Could be, but I think it'd be a lot like here, actually. Some realistic suffering, some fanciful cute, and some incredibly lewd. Probably a lot of shitstorms and slapfights too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948048
Ah, right. Though I don't remember a pool in that greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948046

Its a famous location for Japanese pronos, almost every porn in japan features that pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948012
>Prolonged isolation might make a kobold utterly unable to be around people without feeling afraid, and werewolves might even actively harm those who intrude on their personal space.
You'd have to consider that they'd have the desire to find a mate too, and if they were to ever find a man they nay confuse affection and distrust for one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948060
frick, I shoulda suggested a shrine .

I totally failed, sorry guys

Death by mofu for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947987
>>13948030
>>13948060
What greentext was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948016

It's why applying to be a MG's daki is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948075
Yeah, as the person who wrote it, the whole setting for it was in a forest behind the shrine, in a little body of water made by a small waterfall.

But you know what? It's fiiiiiine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948077
This one, but it clearly doesn't involve Caster Tamamo as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>"you know those poor human men have such shallow lives, they simply get up, go to work, come home and spend all day alone then go to bed, and those human women are such evil bitches all they care about is if the guy has money or to find someone they can freeload off of, I can't wait til we can go to the human world and show those stinky human women what a real woman is like and find me a kind nice HM and take care of him and make him smile and do all those little things for him, like hand holding,hugging and gentle sex all night long .
I get so excited at the idea , and can't wait til 2017!!!

<SexypicofyourMGofchoicehere.jpg>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948084
Well , uhh ,maybe her fountain pool looks like that famous pool in porno's, you know for uhh meditation purposes, and uhh stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948090
That was awful, please don't do that again PsychoFox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948090
If it was /hbg/, you'd have a picture of some guy, instead.
Posting pictures of monstergirls there would either be eating up the image limit with reaction images, or outright attention whoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948090
I can't wait for 2017 to come around only for it to be a completely normal year just so I can laugh at every single one of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948086
Oh, I remember this one. It was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947422
>Dark Angel
>Troll
>Arachne
>Hero kek
>Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have that green text/screencap about the monster girl getting purified by getting pregnant and becoming more motherly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948096
Who knows, maybe when I turn it into prose, I'll turn the little body of water into the porno pool.

Or not. But there might still be sex in or beside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948101
Yeah, my bad again, first the pool, now this .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948126
Jeez, all these mistakes you're making. You're falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948112
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948107
>>Hero
You think monster girls like to befirend human girls and get them to hunt men with them, slowly turning them into succubi or monsters of their own species?
Maybe they like helping human girls seduce with the guy they have a crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948121
Maybe take her to a hotel , people do that in japan, have pizza with her, and viola the pool happens to be there and ofc she wants to see it, but can't part with her pizza, and uhh because it's in akihabara she dresses like tamamo so people will think she is just a cosplayer and not an actual shrine fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948102
Where did this 2017 bullshit come from anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948137
Sounds I little contrived. Maybe I'll do it if I drink enough before writing.

If I'm drunk, then it'll either turn into what you wrote, or an eldritch horror story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948132
Sadistic monstergirls getting blindsided by their maternal instincts is the best thing in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948157

TL;DR edition
About 5-600 years ago the Empress of japan made an agreement with the supernatural/paranormal that essentially said they would move to the spirit realms and let humans rule japan for a while, the treaty ends in what they think may be 2017, as the original document is damaged the exact date the treaty ends is in doubt , many placed it as anywhere from 2017 to 2037 .
It was calculated based on lunar cycles and not actual years so another reason why the exact date is uncertain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947391
>>13947600
What's with birds and juice boxes? I must be missing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948168
I'm pretty sure it was become some christian group interpreted the bible's end times story as taking place in 2017. Its all bullshit though and doomsayers will take any 'evidence' they can get to predict the end of the world so its probably both and a lot of other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948172
It's just one artist. They like the idea of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948168
>2017 to 2037
Fuck, I'll be 44 by 2037. I wonder if I'll recognize them.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best thing about sweater puppies for you?

[Anonymous No.]

These threads got way slower than they used to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948178
>Its all bullshit though
Bullshit because you're a fedora tipper, or bullshit because Matthew 24:36-44?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948189
Clothed paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948192
It's very early morning in Europe, and America is asleep.
Here in England, it's just gone 5am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948189
The urge to grope them over her soft, fluffy sweater before sliding my hand under it, up her swuishy belly for more groping. Seeing my hands move across her tits under her bra and sweater makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948192
Summer is ending so the kiddies are all going back to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948205
>America is asleep
Pff, it's only 12 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948189
How warm they are.
I want to snuggle up with werewolf chan by the fire during winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948201
Christanon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948132
yes, perfect.

thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948189

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948132
>even if you hate me, s-...she's still gonna be just a baby so you have to love her, okay? Promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948236
Remember, Monster Girls are demons and fornicating with them is a one-way ticket to hell! Repent and see the light, and marry a human Christian girl like a good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
I'll marry a human girl on one condition.
She spends a weekend with me in a demon rea- my family's villa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
get bent, chris-tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
I'd give a human girl liked me a video of me fucking a monstergirl, while exploding how humans women are inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
Agreed. Do you have any pictures of Paladin girls for me to marry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948292
Is english your second language?

[Anonymous No.]

It seems like .less has moved on from monstergirls now..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Greatest love story ever told

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people that think Kikimorae aren't the best monster wives

why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948310
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
And you base this on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
Source? If so That'd depress me, I like less. He was our last real drawfag.

It was his stalker wasn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948322
Ship thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948310
Maledomfag pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
I want to fugg a nun or a Paladin. I guess a Cleric Paladin would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
I don't think we're losing much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
I wonder if I'll be still here to see /mgg/ die out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948168
>2037
>Favotite MG comes uninvited
>"Sorry young lady you were 20 years too late"
>SenileOldMan.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948331
>tfw that game is sucking my soul right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
>Spreading baseless rumors
Don't start that coy shit. Pony up a source or stuff it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948333
There's nothing wrong with wanting to turn women into your loving, meat-toilets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
>marrying a human Christian girl

As if she isn't already a holy roller who'd get away with burning me alive for having such impure thoughts as handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948362
He just confirmed on IRC, says he fucking hates this thread, and the human worms feasting on its carcass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948364
Go circlejerk about your shit fetish on /a/ or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948374
caps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948374
He certainly didn't seem that way this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947520
>>13947527
>be monster doctor
>recently your colleague Doctor Anon has transferred a "problem case" to you, claiming her condition "was beyond his ability" and "required a specialist"
>you don't know why he would, this alp is a laugh a minute
>you've convinced her that she might get her dick back if she continues to "absorb male essence" from unwilling participants
>you eventually let her visit for free so she could tell you all about her escapades

>fast forward to now, this human boy visited you claiming he wanted a cure for his cold
>you can see his erection, you know what he really wants
>an idea!
>you explain your "special alternative treatment"
>you give him the alp's address and tell him to open a box when he gets there
>a box that's rigged to explode and shower the area with mothman dust when it's opened
>as he leaves you rub your hands together, hoping to eventually see the alp return and say "You shitty doctor!! Now I'm pregnant!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948375
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948376

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948395
How is his life cold when he lives in Flipland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948395
Well, we learned his name is Naat Eem Portahn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948395
Dumb .less, we aren't Wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948395
its a shame he doesn't even use that name in IRC, otherwise I might have actually chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
If you had any idea how obsessed he is with laska, you would know that would never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>trying to go to mg college
>worked hard to attain a chance for deep sea exploration
>Keep getting delays by hours
>Wendigo motheru ready to tear someone's head off
>Dad's about to as well
>When at hotel, it's already 2:00 in the morning

It's going to be okay right? It's not some omen right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948303
Honestly, I wish that were true. I've only ever seen a single good piece of art from him. I don't understand why some people like him so much. We'll be stuck with him forever though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948471
He's decent at drawing, releases new art at a fair pace, and hasn't been acting up as much as he used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948374
I'm calling bullshit on this. I'm in the same channels and the only things he ever said since yesterday was "I miss Aftyn"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948471
He has been posting better quality images recently and surprisingly none of them gets posted here in the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948506
>missing the bestiality lover
You know, somehow that doesn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948515
People hate him because he's a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948506
>Aftyn is NTR'ing less from bob
top kekkels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948262
>Fornicate with a Monster Girl
>Seen as a sinner in the eyes of God and so sentenced to Hell when I die
>Waifu has an administrative position in the Underworld
>Moves down there after my death
>Sets us up with a nice villa carved out of a giant, hellish stalactite.
>Eternity is Bliss
I'm not seeing the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefagging is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948553
Feel the burn brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948545
Enjoy not having comfortable room temperature anymore. It's either brimstone and fire, or the frozen lake. Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948557
>Stalactite is high enough over a boiling lake of magma to have ambient temperature that is regulated easily enough.

You have no eye for real estate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948545
Just think what would happen if all men fornicated with monsters and went to hell. Those poor Christian women would spend their time in heaven without dic- I meant without their husbands, brothers, and fathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948553
The motivation part or the actual writing part or the editing part? Whatever it is, I feel you on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946913
They smell like snakes, which is awful. Oomukade smell like love and kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948553
I know, that's why I do it so little. What's troubling you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948345
I'm doing the FSN one.
Pretty entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a yandere MG police officer will never hire a stalker-type monstergirl to be her red herring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948577
Oh, this is my first attempt, and I'm just realizing how limited my vocabulary is. I won't stop though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948586
>you will never apply for apprenticeship with a shut-in Wizard who hasn't left his tower for decades because there's a suspiciously powerful yandere Gargoyle on his tower, chasing his D
>this Gargoyle will never think you're her lover after he drank from the fountain of youth
>>13948588
As long as you don't call a boner "turgid".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948582
I want to play that game purely for one reason.

Saber Alter's Ultimate Card. It's so damn sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948595
True.
Just hope you like black keys and Saber guiles.

I got the only female berserker that's in right now.
Going to have her replace Darius soon.

[Anonymous No.]

How do magnets work, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
I don't fucking know, Google it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
They're powered by miracles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948616
Goo, go /lit/? But she's a Wurm, not a Slime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
Slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
I uh... love finds a way. Isn't it time for SuperWurm or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948627
There's this one guy who hates Super Wurm and gets his panties in a knot whenever she's mentioned.
Also Super Wurm isn't a magnetic metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948620
God I hate Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948636
God is not here boy. Here, there's only Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948634
>Also Super Wurm isn't a magnetic metal.
Then why is she attracted to dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948586
>Call the cops for the 5th time this month
>Someone was in your apartment
>Again
>They only every take one thing, your underwear
>It's always the same officer who comes to take your statement, too
>That fucking Cheshire
>All she does is give you shit about "not appreciating your secret admirer" with a shit eating grin on her face
>Today though, she dropped her pen, and that's when you saw it
>She bent over to grab it and you just barely caught sight of her wearing your boxers, the pair that was just taken
>You pretended you didn't see anything, but you couldn't help but get jumpy, and you're sure she noticed
>She finished taking your statement and gave the usual "blah blah we'll do our best" speech and then left
>As soon as the door closed, you freaked out
>What are you going to do? It's a fucking cop that's been stalking you, that's been coming in to your home, that's been taking your things
>You have to leave, you need to move, you need out of this city and away from this
>You threw some shit in a duffel bag and decided to stay at a hotel tonight and call your landlord to terminate your lease in the morning
>You stopped at the door and paused to take a breath
>It's okay, everything's going to be fine
>You swung open the door and there she was, still standing there in the hallway, still wearing that fucking grin
>"Going somewhere, Mr. Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
They have an N side and a S side. The N likes the S, but doesn't like other N's, and the same situation with S. Thus, opposites attract, and likes repel. That's why people don't like fags. They're not magnets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948645
Because dicks are positively charged and want to add stuff, mainly jizz, to other stuff, while Super Wurm is negatively charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948642
I still hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948649
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948658
Why? They're friendly and innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948649
Keep doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948649
Fucking faggot cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948664
But they're so fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948672
That's just because you want to imagine they are. Nobody's forcing you to accept retard Wurms into your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948670
I want a cheshire kitten to keep stealing my cookies and then ask me if she can have milk to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948672
I don't even like dumb girls, but Wurms are pure, innocent, and I want to love one who tries her best to protect my smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948649
The next moments decide if the guy becomes a villain or rape fodder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948678
I'm too uncreative to have a headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948692
That means you were the dumb one all along. The Wurm has turned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948684
>steals cookies
>too lazy to also steal some milk
I swear, these faggot cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948690
rape fodder

[Anonymous No.]

Let us get to the bottom of this! Who is the greatest martial artist among the MG?

http://strawpoll.me/5235687

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948699
Yeah.
I still give her a glass and she 'shares' some of them with me but overall she's a bit lazy.

Keeps napping in my lap for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

LITTLE MAN.

You have trespassed on our sacred grounds and must be PUNISHED.

Now, what will it be?

SNU-SNU
OR
DEATH

CHOOSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
Snu-snu, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
Who will the snu-snu be with and what will the death be caused by?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
If I choose death I'll still get snu-snu'd beforehand. Explain that fucking bullshit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
I'll take death over the thought of those feet being anywhere near me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948705
If you vote "other", you should let everyone know who this "other" is, you dumb-dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948717
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948717
Sumo Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
REMOVE THY CENSORS, MISTRESS OF BLACK DOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948705
Kakuens are the best, and lewdest, martial artists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
I choose alping! Try and stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948705
>No Ryu

I hope you get Hadoken'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948717
Tiger Style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
Snu-Snu with as many women that are willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948705
>no Jinko option by default
Shit poll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948724
>You'll never be pinned down by two Kakuen sisters.
>They'll never have a furious match of Rock Paper Scissors to decide which one of them gets to ride your dick and which one gets to ride your face.
God damn it I didn't need this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948733
But they don't look like martial artists! They look like sexual predators!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948716
Ah, he chooses death...

BY SNU-SNU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948736
>They look like sexual predators!
So like every monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, deep within an Ushi-Oni's lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948722
I want to marry Sumo Dragon! I want to cuddle and love her and cheer her on at her matches, even though I don't know the rules or objectives of sumo wrestling in the first place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948737
At least put me out first so I don't have to think about those disgusting nails, you barbaric bimbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
Electrons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-pNWNIzXE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be chased through a burning city by a hybrid zombie roper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948754
Nemesis-chan pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948754
STARS~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948746
Well, I hope your ready for the post match party where she takes you out to a fancy dinner before bringing you back home for Intense cuddling.

>>13948754
>Anooooooon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948754
I'd her second form more than the first.I'm not sure about the third.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948772
>Third form is just a mass of tenecles surrounding a cocoon of flesh with her at the center.
>If she catches you then you are pulled inside to be cuddled relentlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948577
You are now imagining a Leanan drawing an intricate painting but due to her small stature and the size of the brush involved it becomes more of a workout leaving her tired and sweaty.

Alternatively it leaves her with a feeling of THE PUMP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948777
Huh. Yeah, it sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948788
LION. PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948792
Lions fuck like crazy. I wish I was a lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948799
But then some dentist would kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a story with the basic premise of Laska & Me, but instead of dealing with a Chesire growing up and her emotional problems, getting NTRed from her father by an Anubis whore, and crying until her father dies, I want the story to center around the Monster Daughteru getting a fucking hard electra complex, and finds out that her adopted father is a bishounen who has always dreamed of finding a big powerful Monster Girl who'll treat him like a prince and protect/cuddle him. And from there the story centers around the daughter getting alpha as fuck, training and learning so she'll be able to seduce her father and make him her's before some slut tries to steal him away from her and she gets daughter-zoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948803
Doesn't matter had snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
I'LL TAKE THE THIRD OPTION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948806
Sounds like you've got a plan to work with. Go write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948813
Dick everyone and become the king of the amazon tribe?
Because that's what I'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948819
But amazons are matriarchal.

Is mindbreak all it takes for an entire society to completely change their views and accept something they never would've before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948806
I would read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948743
>"Dad, why does the nice, Ushi neighbor collects plastic skeletons and place them in funny poses all over her house and garden?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948827
Pretty much.
All of them are getting their hands held, wings rubbed, ears nibbled, and impregnated in the missionary position.
I won't stop until I am their king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948827
>Is mindbreak all it takes
Nigga, mindbreak isn't a walk through the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948835
because she wants everyone to think she's big and scary like most ushi-onis when in fact she never actually shatters any pelvises. Though she may come close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948806
You seem to have this figured out. Time to start writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

If you do then the smoke will attract amazons and they'll kidnap us all for hardcore snuggling.

In other news, Moon-Moon is a silly place and I am glad we've left that place.
At least I got to see the Bawoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948835
I want to do things to that spidercow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948806
Weak, useless fathers are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948871
Not everyone is a Strong Independent Man who don't need no monster girl. Some of us would be more than happy to be house husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948814
>>13948831
>>13948856
You know what? You guys are right, I should write this. I'm sick of having ideas, or wanting to writefag but never committing. Not anymore. It's all or nothing now.

Would a Jabberwock be a good daughteru? I think she'd be the perfect alpha counterpart to a Chesire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948395
i laughed wayy to hard at this

>>13948303
who on earth told you that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948899
Love the effect of Sekmet slashing the bullet, looks great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948878
Then what the hell are you doing adopting daughters when you would rather have them take care of you than the opposite?
Makes it seem like she just adopted her in hopes that this exact situation would happen (which is exactly what your fantasy is about).

>>13948893
Whatever, it's not like fantasies or fap stories have to make any sense anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948893
Jabberwocks are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948899
I'm gonna need more fightan waifu pics.
My need for it has been a thing for a good few months now and hardly any art has come out showing MGs in any form of combat.

[Anonymous No.]

MG giving rimjob to human boy (no pegging). y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948930
Ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948930
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948930
Can you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948930
Not really my thing, but as long as things are clean and there isn't any pegging, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948930
What does the y and the n stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with pegging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948951
It's sorta gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is jorougumo such a best spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948957
Because she's slightly yandere. And slightly yandere girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948955
so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948861
But this little dragon is demanding that I help give her a bath, and is threatening to burn everything down if I refuse! And she wants me to do it only using my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948930
You might need to ask again during daytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948899
Less, you're a good drawfag. Never stop being you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948933
>>13948936
>>13948940
>>13948945
>>13948946
>>13948963
Duly noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948965
>Never stop being you
I'd rephrase that.
"Never stop being the you that you currently are being right now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948957
Because she rapes men to tears and is evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948961
Gays are not welcome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948971
She's perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948957
Because she appeals to both maledomfags out to prove themselves by dominating her and femdomfags who want to get emasculated by her.

[Anonymous No.]

if I give a fox a anti-vehicle weapon system, does it make it a....

fox with a laws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949014
I don't get your joke, but I'm assuming it was pretty idiotic so I'm taking your fox and your fox privileges away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949062
You can't just revoke a man's fox privileges!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948777
>>13948760

>You want STARS? I'll make you see STARS
>Anon then raped Nemesis-chan until she ahegao'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949077
Actually, I am the official Fox Privileges Supervisor, so I can do just that.

Say goodbye to the fox now.

[Anonymous No.]

TFW the shinigami has a really bad sense of timing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949123
You will regret this! The road to my vengeance will be paved with the insensate forms of creampied loli foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949138
DEATH is a funny guy, luckily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949001
I'm into femdom and I don't want to be emasculated at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948962
How does she burn things with a FULL. METAL. JACKET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949161
I didn't say all femdomfags want to be emasculated, but being dommed by a Jorou-Gumo is a sure way of being so.

>When the sun comes up, they return to their gentle day face, but most men who have been with them will be emasculated and will keep getting ravished by them night after night.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a badass dragoon with a terrifying wyvern steed that is loli sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949172
>will be emasculated
But that's dumb! KC is dumb!
>>13949178
So you'll be a harder target to hit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949143
I'll just have to send the Fox Police after you, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949181
And so I can carry her off the battlefield if she gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949186
But if she gets hurt, won't you fall from up high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949188
We have parachutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949138

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949196
Guy must be hung.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949196
>>13949218
What would a guy's dick need to be like to scare a semen demon like that?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Nyan'll want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949218
>>13949226

You can tell by the "!" that she's just seen his

solid snake

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach MGs martial arts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949226
Long enough to be able to tie it into a bow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949234
Nah, I don't collect sculptures.
Besides, the ears are too flat, the nose looks too pointy, and the mouth is too round. Damn my autism for details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949196
Who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949245
Well, it is still just in the planning stages, and won't be released until next February. But if it's not your thing, I guess it's not your thing.

Personally, I'd kill for a full-out statue of my waifu. But alas...oh well, at least I got a cute little clay sculpture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949251
Well, maybe it'll be cleaned up in the head department before then.

But which would you rather have, that statue of your waifu or a klondike bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949249
Don't bother anon. There's a noticeable drop in the art after that intro bit, once they start getting it on. Or maybe his weird character proportions aren't nearly as obvious before the sex. Either way, it's off-putting.

But at least the comic put out a great reaction image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949258
Statue of waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949259
Oops, forgot the pic. It's the title page. If you can't find it on sad panda knowing the title and the cover, well, you're on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949267
That pun is udderly horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949276
You know that they're going to milk it all throughout too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949267
Surely it can't be that ba-
>reads it
Goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949318
I share your pain. Curiosity and sad panda are a horrific mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949318
Describe it to us in your best purple prose anon. Let the disappointment flow out into the text.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that a good Outdoors-man should always be prepared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949336
>Going for a hike in the woods
>Squirrel jumps out of a tree and says good morning
>Toss a jar of nutella at her and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949336
Poor Grizzly. I want her to give me a great big bear hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949350
You've got it!

Normally a Squirrel Girl would grab your 'nuts' and never let go, but they can't resist the delicious taste of nutella!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949336
It will never not be relevant
http://pastebin.com/tHAgwtvS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949336
Bear Girls are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949267
>That dick.
Literally an Atretochoana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949326
Not him, but
This girl apparently gets hired to work in this farm.
Her boss, this dude who clearly has cow horns and a tail, invites her to take 'a mandatory immunity shot,' for disease reasons, of course.
Not even in a private checkup room, but outside, on a bench, she is administered a big ass injection by a nurse cow. And by 'big ass injection,' I mean she receives about a half-liter of some inconspicuous liquid from a syringe. To her ass.
>"Argggg!"
The supposed 'immunization shot' that she gets, that's totally not signed off on or nothing, then proceeds to quickly cause breast/hip expansion, because breast/hip expansion.
And then she turns into a cow.
And then HE turns into a big ass BULL.
She decides to leave, because fuck all of that noise. But before she does, she goes,
>"But does he have the dick, tho?"
As you see in >>13949196, in which she turns around and goes,
>"He do!"
And then they fuck.
And then it's revealed that he has like a group of 4 pregnant women, including her, in a barn all pumping milk into a machine, showing that she has now become one of the harem.
THE END.

In short, it was dumb, but joke's on me, because it still gave a boner. Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949374
>Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as "penis snake", "man-aconda", and "floppy snake", owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.
Thanks Wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949368
Oh bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949374
>Atretochoana
Nature, you're pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949393
Have you seen the Mantis wasp yet? Nature just LOVES fucking with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949336
>>13949368
Bears! Charging down the ravine,
Eyes glowing bright as they tear out your spleen
Over the mountains they fly with a roar
Wherever they go, the bears just leave gore!
Bears! Standing tall in the woods,
They'll bite off your face if you're up to no good
Claws leaving scars, giant teeth tearing skin,
Fur on the outside and darkness within!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949460
I tried to lewd this, but I failed to make it rhyme. Someone do it for me, I need to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949414
>google Mantis wasp
That's fucking goofy, but I want an MG of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949480
Bears! Charging down the ravine,
Eyes glowing bright as they suck off your peen
Over the mountains they fly with a roar
Wherever they go, the bears just want more!
Bears! Standing tall in the woods,
They'll break up your pelvis if you're up to no good
Paws with big claws, giant shit-eating grin,
Fur on the outside and lewdness within!

Well, I tried

[Anonymous No.]

I want to REDACTED a monstergirl and make her REDACTED and REDACTED. Just when she thinks I've finished I'll laugh and tell her that YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS IS REDACTED and to her surprise I'll grab her REDACTED and proceed to REDACTED until she screams for me to stop.

I won't though. I'll continue until she's a broken mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949537
You fucking monster.

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK AT IT

IT'S UGLY ISN'T IT

YOU LOOK AT IT

YOU LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949542
But anon, she's not "it" and she isn't ugly. The Wock-chan is gorgeous even as she is, and then she'll mature into a beautiful, ripe Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

God I've never wanted to hatefuck an abyssal so hard. Her laughing doesn't make it any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949559
>hatefucking abyssals
>not tenderly loving and impregnating them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949542
Stop bullying the Wrock larva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949559
There's nothing to love about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949561
No, this one only deserves hate fucking. I want to jackhammer that laughing cockblocker into an ahegaoing mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949575

> Implying that's not her plan all along
> Implying you're the first to try
> Implying you can fuck the smug out of her
> Implying all the implications

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949564
Can you really bully it? I mean, it keeps that same look on its face all the time. And if you pick it up it still does, doesn't even blink. Just wiggles its stubby legs back and forth.

I'm not even sure if it's intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949585
Why are abyssals such sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

Been spendin' most our lives livin' in a Lilim's paradise!
We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in a Lilim's paradise!

[Anonymous No.]

Cannot have.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are really dying lately. It must be because of summer, but I was sure the EMG anime would have made us more active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949631
The reason we're dying is because a very real, very cereal threat is removing posters one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949631
Dead is good sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949635
The cow-spider-demon is a myth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949641
Sometimes... dead is bettah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949644
>literal cobwebs in her cold, clammy, dead pussy
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949649
Where're the cobwebs brah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949650
In the Lich pussies that haven't been used for centuries because they've been too busy being magic nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949644
>red eyes on a lich

I didn't even know I wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949631
I know how to get people riled up! Pick one:

1. Bishie rape
2. Paladin and Yetis
3. A boy, a Slime and an Undine in the desert
4. A thief and a Valkyrie
5. Stinkypede that doesn't stink so bad no more
>>13949654
You really shouldn't be mean to Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

Will KC ever draw Lilith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949658
>1. Bishie rape
>2. Paladin and Yetis
>3. A boy, a Slime and an Undine in the desert
>4. A thief and a Valkyrie
>5. Stinkypede that doesn't stink so bad no more
6. Something that doesn't involve some weeaboo faggot from spurdoland

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949659
The demon lord? Maybe. But it'll be the last one he draws. It will be both an awesome and very sad day when he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949662
Are you upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949666
I'm always angry about at least two things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949662
>on /jp/
>calls others weeaboo faggots
Anon doesn't understand the irony of the situation, does he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949658
>Bishie rape
I want to see that wimp get snu snu'd by an Ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully Muscle Monster girls by giving them an unopened jar of pickles and telling them to open it, and watch as they all fail to do so!

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls are now a mainstream thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949730
>one of them just says "fuck this" and smashes it open with her fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949740
Can't wait to see a Hollywood movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949742
>It doesn't break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949740
Mermaids have ALWAYS been mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948364
Wow that's...thats's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949740

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949796
set it on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949740

This was foretold and warned about when the MonMusume anime became official. We didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949796
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I'm moving to the Dark Elf homeworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949740
Yet if you try to complain about it you're called a hipster. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow's episode of MonMusu is the debut of best girl.
Who else is hyped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949823
Yes. Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949823

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949800
>Not Holstaur planet

What are you doing with your life.

The Holstaurs, Minotaurs, and Ushi-Oni's need men too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949823
So excited for best girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949823
Can't wait for the circlejerk between rachnerafags. As if they weren't annoying enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948709
I challenge you to single combat for ownership of the tribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949829
I see what you did there. Manako a cute, would give headpats to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949835
Oh, what's the matter? Upset that people have different tastes than you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949839
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949845
Well I'm sorry little anon, but that's just the way the world is.

EVERYONE PREPARE FOR ANIMATED EAR NIBBLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949823

*Least-terrible girl

It's important to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949865
Least-terrible = best. Your silliness is great indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949865
>Least-terrible
>not Lala

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945374
>>13945340

I write! I fall flat! I WRITE AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

You go to sleep as usual but rather than waking up in your own bed, you wake up in Maus Hills, in whatever it is you went to bed wearing. Sure hope you don't sleep in the nude.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949879
Honestly, I want to like Lala, I really do. Crab just hasn't utilized her nearly enough in the story and we still don't know too much about her. Until we start seeing more of her, i don't think my opinion of her will rise above "she's alright I guess"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949886
Rape the mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949879
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949891
No anon! That's bad! That's Chaotic Evil right there!
>>13949894
Headless Whoresman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949869

She's a lump of plant-nutrient-rich manure in a pile of rancid shit. That's why you need to make distinctions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949886
I hope that the fact that my pajama pants have tiny pictures of crabs on them will grant me enough time to escape while they're laughing.
Failing that, I'll show them my boxers covered with tiny pictures of christmas trees and snowmen. They'll be deterred by that, I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949903
Where are you going to escape to, anon? The portal back to your world is once again BEYOND YOUR REACH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949910
Is the entire dimension filled with mice, or are there other monsters here?
And can't I just find a wizard?

>captcha asks to select all the candy
>tomatoes are a candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949898
If mouse girls didn't want to be raped they wouldn't be so small, petite and rapeable.
I'm only bringing things to their logical conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949886
Fuck. I do sleep nude. Mice, please no. Although, I guess there are worse things than mousebutt. At least they are small enough to pick up and cuddle like a doll.

>>13949890
Honestly, I hope she stays as she is. Don't want to see anymore of her, considering the shit we've seen from other girls that could have been nice. Not that it matters, since I dropped EMG a long, long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949914
Maus Hills is just a region, anon. It's where the Cheese Bandits make their lair.
>can't I just find a wizard
Indeed you can. Go on anon, seek a wizard. Let's see you scrounge up the kind of coin you'd need to get one of them to help you. Let's see you reach one of their towers unmolested. Let's see them let you in.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your P'Orc goes off for some training
>Comes back as a Half Dragon/Half P'Orc
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949954
Heh, dragonpig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949954
ask what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949885
Thanks mate!
I LOVE YOU. IN A NON-HOMO METHOD OF LOVING, OF COURSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949954
Check for new earrings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949962
>"I DON'T KNOW!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949978
Proceed to hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949935
Just so long as I can get out of the mouse area. Apart from Hinezumi, I'm not a big fan of mouse girls.
I can work as a prostitute to get the cash I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950003
There are no Hinezumi or Dormice there. Only the regular kind. This is a very low-level area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950007
Yeah, I'll be seeing myself out. Large Mouse a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949886
>Sleep in the nude

Well that's that then.

Guess I'll walk home wearing some bushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950017
You can't walk home. Maus Hills aren't in our world.

[Anonymous No.]

Twin sisters who were your best friends but you all drifted apart and when you tried and get the group back together you learn one became a paladin and the other a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950091
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950098
they both want to protect you from the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950091
Well, at least one of them went down the correct path. I'll probably side with the MG, if they try to drag me into their stupid shit, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950099
What monster did the other one become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950091

>twins going down different paths

My belief cannot be suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950115
up to you to decide, I was more thinking a less monstrous(like spider or centaur) one to let the twin similarity still be seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950091
By the power of dick time to bring them together, also if I had to choose twin2 is Doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950126
A succubus would work really well in this kind of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950126
>spider
>less monstrous
>horse pussy

OH-A PURGING WE WILL GO
A PURGING WE WILL GO
DOWN WITH THE DEMON LORD
A PURGING WE WILL GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950145
No m8 I was saying they are monstrous I was giving examples

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950153
Is English not your first language?

[Anonymous No.]

Doppelgangers are cute

[Anonymous No.]

So, what's everyone's favorite monster design?
Ignore everything about the monster girl. Ignore their personality and how sexually attracted you are to them. The question to answer is which one you think looks coolest.
Personally I like Cupids, Selkies, and most Wonderland monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Mindflayers look cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Salamander is as cool as they get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Either Valkyrie version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Oomukade, for what she is, it has the right balance of captivating beauty and oh mu god what the fuck run. Also Will-o-wisp and Willmarina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
>Ignore everything about the monster girl. Ignore their personality and how sexually attracted you are to them

>telling a monstergirl you like her for her

Results?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950199
Shit, forgot Will-o'-the-Wisps. They're really cool, too. That dress is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a Monoeye bully me to help her feel better about herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950217
And I want to never rape an Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950217
>>13950221
You sick fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950225
Oh yeah well I want to hold hands with a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949886
Do I still keep my shirt if I take it off in my sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950229
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950027
Then I'll walk south to town A and make a new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950228
Fuck's sake, anon. At least grab ahold of some indecent part.

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahans are cute and should be respected

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950239
>town A
Congratulations, you now live in Scrub Town, a wretched hive, a den of inequity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950244
With fingers intertwined

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950221
From now on I'm going to call you Salmon anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950221
Well I want an Elf to rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Valkyrie and Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948919
>sleeves that extend past the wrists
Bless ye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950265
Why?
>>13950278
Well I don't want that just nice friendship with an elf no rape involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Design-wise, Oomukade

>>13950206
What's this strange bite mark on my neck. Feels funny but good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a Vampire feed from me to show how strong our friendship is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Arachne, Harpy, and Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950316
And then you were a rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950291
You want to not rape an elf. You might even be the same guy complaining it was a meme, it's not. A meme does it's little dance and fizzles out. This is reality, humanity, nature. Man stomps the beats that hound at the door. We seek those we want to make them love us, if that doesn't work we get drunk and fuck the closest look alike. Or cheat to win them over. We twist nature to suit us and so on. And then there's you. Swimming against the flow the river, except there's nothing at the end of it for you. What is the point of your joke? Do you think anyone cares you want to not rape an elf? Do you know how much stuff comes up when you type elf rape into a search engine? You may as well pray for the next fifty years for the sun to rise from the west, maybe 2017 anon will keep you company.

>inb4 HFY

Just pointing out the facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338
Or I could just not rape an elf and see how far that gets me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950344
Okay salmon kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950354
Is's not like elf rape is the only direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338
Interdasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338
Man you really opened my eyes

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338
Ur a faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950383
>says this
>posts an elf in prime rape position

U having a laff bruv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950391
>elf in prime rape position
I have a feeling that being an outdoors type, she just might turn the tables on individuals whose only knowledge of Elves comes from rape doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950398
I want to hug her to see what she would do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950401
She's drawn by Sachito, so she's bound to lactate exponentially once aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950398
I'd just like to point out that on top of an elf, she has an native thing going on, and we know what happened to them, and they were the outdoorsiets of the outs. Also, being on all fours is in no way advantageous when trying to avoid rape. Are you high?

>whose only knowledge of Elves comes from rape doujins.
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950403
Never mind then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950406
Well from the way it looks, seems like she is looking over a raised area

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338

The magic of humanity is not in its wrath, but in how a creature so cruel and destructive can also be so compassionate and constructive.

I will not rape the elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950408
>not digging lactation
>not digging that thick, creamy milk Sachito's girls produce

[Anonymous No.]

I want to deny monstergirls with a "No" so sincere and powerful that it completely overrides their rape instinct and leave them speechless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950316
I want to feed a vampire holst blood and say its mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950412
Human milk is bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950412
Yeah but I don't want to drench my shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950415
She's gonna have a big pair pf DDs flopped out on the table, ready to burst from her button down though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950415
But that is rude, you shouldn't lie about blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950421
I'm Ok with that.
I'll keep doing it too.

>>13950423
Hey, until she thanks me for my hard work she's just getting holst blood.
Do you think it's easy chasing off guys named Simon each and every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950429
But she could probably tell what it is once she taste the first drop so plan failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950433
Then I'll need to improvise and mix the two.

I'm sure that Damphir that keeps hanging around will be more than willing to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950436
wouldn't the blood mix taste different than just your pure blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950411
Thousand others will do it for you. Auf wiedersehen

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Kiki after she does a good job and then some headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950412
What kind of infection is that? Would you get sick from drinking her milk as is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950445
I will protect Elves with the power of Friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950421
>DD
>Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950450
Miffed Holst Disease, it's known to cause spontaneous lactation and expansion of the mammary tissues in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948893
Question, will the Wock end becoming a mix of both /fit/ and busty bodytypes like pic-related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950442
I just tell her that I've been drinking a lot of milk recently.

You are what you eat after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950458
>miffed holst disease

This is now a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950458
So what happens if you drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950469
Seems like something that'd appear on latent/prospective Hathorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950473
Likely whatever happens when you drink normal Holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950473
Increased semen production, arousal, and irritability.

So pretty much every other monster disease.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950482
I want to hug Peny's Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950453
I will protect a single elf with the power of impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950469
>A quiet summer day, a kitusne milf in a pink apron is cooking breakfast for her daughter, an adorable little girl who can't be older than 13.
>With a happy hum the woman pours her daughter some all natural holst milk, only the image shows a frowning holst on it.
>"Drink up sweetie! You need to get big and strong so you can get boys!'
>"Thanks mom!" the little girl says with a sunny smile, downing the milk as her mom goes back to the kitchen.
>She's in there but for a second, pouring herself a glass of milk, only to stop as a shriek comes from the dining room.
>Cut to the table where the kitsune loli's crying as two heavy E-cups fill her pink top, the first droplets straining the overburdened fabric.
>"Remember to watch out for Miffed Holst Disease lest it strike someone you love."
>This bulletin was brought to you by the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Doppelganger's base form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950251
This is fine.

All is well.

[Anonymous No.]

For the record, I prefer my girls flat AND with short hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950515
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950338
Just for you baby cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

How about this:
>A deviant Amazon likes to cuddle and headpat her husband
>One day she's molesting him again, wrapping her arms around his abdomen and breathing softly in his ear
>Just as she turns his head to kiss his cheek, a bunch of villagers burst in
>They gasp in shock as they see their so-called friend committing sins like it's going out of fashion
>"Eww! Dass lez, sis!"
>"You fucking lesbo!"
>"Get out lezzie!"
>They jeer and hoot at her as she pushes him away in panic
>Her eyes well with tears of shame at being caught
>"I-it's not lez to kiss a guy! It's the opposite of that!"
>The others look at her like an idiot
>"It's the Amazon Code, lesbo!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950508
Train rapist or Aiofe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950514
But I just want to be friends with an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950531
How is that deviant when it's something Amazons are bound to do in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950529
Remember to take care of daughterus who've been exposed to Miffed Holst Disease, it's going to be a trying time for them and if they aren't brought to the doctor's within 24 hours then the changes may become pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950534
A Wood Elf? Because those are the only ones who can be friends with people. Because they see humans as another of Mother Earth's creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950540
>Amazons are bound to vanilla their husbands
Knigga what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950544
Could I try to befriend every type of Elf? I mean it's not like I want to fuck every type of Elf so it should be easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950550
High Elves don't make friends with sub-Elves and Dark Elves think of humans as potential toys and pets and mates, but not really friends. You might be able to make friends with a Dark Elf, maybe. But not with a High Elf. Nuh-huh, those are only good for raping the haughtiness out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950532
I was thinking of Aoife, but train rapist dollar ham is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950554
What if I asked what I would need to do to prove myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950561
Then they would laugh at you, because you are a human, and humans are beneath Elves. Also Dwarves. And other kinds of Elves who aren't High Elves. They're very racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950531
How is that a deviant amazon? She can always headpat him after the snu snu session

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950548
They know human boys are for loving, protecting, and giving cuddles to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950565
Well it can't hurt to try

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950532
I like his train-rapist ham more.
>facefucks herself with the dudes dick
>has big titties and ass
>uses her panties to prevent the dudes semen from falling out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950574
Yes it can. They'll make you do nasty, icky-yicky stuff to mess with you. Like telling you to jam a stick in your urethra or eat catshit. Because High Elves are like that. They're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a hinezumi an overly large bottom and hips that gets stuck in doors and turns all her underwear into thongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950565
I'd like to play the Mandingo in a beautiful High Elf's humiliation play sex act.

[Anonymous No.]

Wizzard in Monster Girl City tries to obtain rare ingredients from exotic Monster Girls without getting raped, discuss.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

You're alone, on a isolated Saturday night, knee deep in video games and popcorn. When, without warning, the doorbell rings, catching you off guard. Confused as to whom is visiting you at this hour, and anxious to return to your Han Dang-only playthrough of Dynasty Warriors, you answer the door posthaste.

There, standing before you in a slutty pizza delivery-man outfit, is a blue skinned semen demon succubus.

"Afternoon sir, did you order a cheese pizza covered in seventeen different flavors of sauce toppings?"

Oh right, you ordered pizza without paying attention as to who or what you were ordering from. You explain to the testicle tamer that you may be short a few bucks.

"Well now, that IS a problem. But I think there's a way we can work it out~"

Inexplicably cheesy porno music begins to play, you confusingly look around and glance back at the dongle mongle. You explain that you don't understand what she's getting at.

"I think you know~ There's a way we both get what we want~"

You stare blankly at the tally wacker packer and shake your head as you still do not understand as the muffled porno music grows louder.

"Could I trade you something of greater value to cover the cost?"

"You sure can~ Maybe even with a little added.. interest~?"

You shake your head at the man milk mephistopheles and bluntly explain how interest rates are the prime cause of student loan inflation and how it harms low income families. The foreskin fornicator stops in her place and begins to rub her temples as she continues onward.

"I'm trying to tell you that you may make up for the cost with services performed."

You explain to the wiener cleaner that you're in the middle of something important and unable to fix whatever it is she's broken.

"A..Are you serious...? I'm talking about making you cum."

"But I'm not going anywhere."

"No. I'm telling you to ride me."

"But I have no license."

"No. FUCK ME."

"Fuck you too."

"---"

"Do you accept bitcoins?"

The scrotum totem screams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950584
Mandingo was a good movie. You do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950577
>You'll never be tenderly molested by repressed office worker monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950565
>Use bows, arrows and swords
>Live in forests
>Don't even have hygienic paper
>No internet
>Talk to plants like a bunch of hippie druggies
>Above anything
Bunch of tree hugging faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950578
I could try and create great gifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
Hey, you! Yes you! Hold still laddie! YOU'RE BACK!
>>13950597
Those are Wood Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
>blueberry fuckmuffin
>testicle tamer
>dongle mongle
>tally wacker packer
>man milk mephistopheles
>foreskin fornicator
>wiener cleaner
>scrotum totem
Goddammit, my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
>"No. I'm telling you to ride me."
>"But I have no license."
Pfft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
>"No. I'm telling you to ride me."
>"But I have no license."

Haha, poor succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
and that's how anon got a free pizza
i missed you bromont

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much money I could make painting house in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
>man milk mephistopheles

Inspired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950624
*Houses or sheds or gazebos, maybe even barns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950624
You'd be painting your waifu's walls white every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950642
Sorry I don't do inside work often, And I can't just paint the walls I have to put some primer down first. Might even have to scrape the old paint away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
A hard working succubus can't even earn an honest dicking. I blame video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
I had a good laugh
good to see ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
We missed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950659
There are those among us who didn't. Soon they'll show up to tell him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950659
>we
someone might get made about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950663
Let's be honest, given the exact same method of arguing and writing style very time, it's probably one guy who makes up most of the shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950667
But who would get made?
A golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950669
I wish I had just one dedicated hater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950585
Interesting.
I can imagine a wizard trying to procure some royal jelly from a dark slime, the sort of jelly that is only produced around her cores.
So he sets a trap, baiting it with a trussed up human girl, gagged and struggling for the dark slime to have her way with.
She engulfs the girl, massaging her with her slime to melt her down into one of those little, ever-pleasured cores. Then the glamour on the girl dissapears, revealing it to be a simple sex doll bound with a length of string. The doll, exposed to the melting substances, pops like a balloon, releasing the icewater stored inside.
Exposed to the sudden cold, the dark slime becomes slow and sleepy, unable to move and becoming more viscous.
From there, it wouldn't be too hard for the wizard to get to work, putting on some rubber gloves so he can scrape some of that jelly into a jar, and leaving the dark slime to warm up and recover, thoroughly humiliated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950674
Babbies. What else could you make with MGs?

Besides a loving home, or a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950679
Yeah, stuff like that. Can't be a Wizard if you can't outsmart rapemachines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950674
i dont spell check

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950624
You would get raped while painting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950453
>Anons sees an elf getting raped
>Rushes over to help and actually manages to drive the guy off, ain't nobody a badass after getting their pubic bone broken
>Extends his hand to help up the young lass
>Gets a fist to the face and swallows at least three teeth as a result
>"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND WAITING TO BE CLAIMED!? YOU THINK GUYS WHO CAN RAPE A GIRL THROUGH THE TEARS JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKY?"
"But he was going to rape you!"
>"Yes you idiot, he was! How else am I going to confirm my mate is strong if he won't take me by force? I was so wet already too..."
>Anon gets a kick to the chest and is mounted by the elf, who begins tearing off his clothes, tying a string tight around the base of his dick as she finishes
>"A girl's feelings are complicated, you can't just give up because she says no! She may not be able to put them into words because it's embarrassing!"
"So because you're shy, you'd let someone rape you?"
>She slaps him hard enough to seriously cut into the inside of his cheek with his own remaining teeth
>"I don't need to take that from a coward who sits on his hands when there are women who want it in front of him"
"Wha are you-"
>She begins grinding back and forth on his penis, without letting it in, the string biting hard into his member
>"I can smell it on you, it's faint but it's there, the scent of another woman, clinging to you, a classmate, a friend, a bully? It doesn't matter, to me, her interest is clear. But you... you probably don't notice how she feels and take her words at face value, do you know any women at all?"
>They're both breathing hard
"I..."
>She slams her hips down on his, making him scream in pain
>"YOU are a meddling piece of garbage who cost me my mate, and are so pathetic you can't even take what's in front of you, when it's being offered so clearly. Still, you are going to help me to relieve this frustration, hope you know a good Lich, because I'm not stopping even if your dick explodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950679
>>13950686
Do Wizards make a lot of money? I mean if you've got your own tower you should be rich enough to just hire people to quest for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950667
I'm jelly and discouraged by the dicksuckings y'all're gonna give him and probs won't write anything for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950704
Shut up Alp, nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950704
Alp, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950704
He actually does write a decent bit, just doesn't post most of it to mgt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950704
alp pls, you won the waifu wars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950704
>>13950707
>>13950710
Now now, alps. There's enough dick for all of you to suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950695
But I never said I would stop elf rape, probably call the cops that is about it. I would befriend an elf and not let her be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950722
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950692
Simple get up at 5am work to noon take an hour break. That should let my avoid most rapes and if I'm cutting in while at the top of the ladder then I am perfectly safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950726
The Alp won last night's hunger games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950700
They make lots of money, but they spend it all on figurines and sow-on patches for their hats and robes. That, and slippers made from hellhound fur, to keep your feet extra-toasty and fireproof.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please link me that mini Shirohebi story? I can't remember who wrote it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950704
Alp pls write more deviant old cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950707
>>13950710
>>13950722
>>13950724
But anons, I'm not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950747
Then who was phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950746
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950747
You're either quicksilver or Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950745
http://pastebin.com/i0vz3QWP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950738
Are wizard's robes made out of arachne silk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950753
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950754
You'll never catch me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950761
Because nobody likes me and waa-waa-waa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950747
not yet, you're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950757
Thanks mate

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run a successful restaurant in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950765
On the contrary, I have 'write more, faggot' missiles that seek out faggots who need to write more. Your days are numbered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950772
So boiled rice and jizz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950759
That, and kejourou hairs to keep their beards looking full, through the osmosis of magical hair power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950776
Nah Brisket

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950766
Well now I don't like you either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950772
I want to be Gordon Ramsay in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950783
You actually think that's the Sultry Swede himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950772
I want to run a private exotic hunting business for MG patrons on the outskirts of MGC where the wilds meet.

Yes...just exotic hunting and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope working in MGC theaters are as easy as regular theaters

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck MGC I'm gonna go out an be a Farmer and grow wheat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950775
Just the other day a bunch of guys were talking about how they wished a story like one of mine existed and it made me sad that nobody remembered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950725
So cockblocking her.
>calling the cops
For what? So they throw you in jail for misuse of their services, with a buff ushi oni who lost her seal on a Black Eye bender? Bravo anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950807
You had better damn well hope you're the only one growing wheat then other wise you'll go hungry and bankrupt quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950812
Write a continuation, or write it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950807
You just want your Wheat Girl, don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950815
Fine I won't call the cops but I can still befriend an Elf and if she really wants to be raped then she isn't my friend because I'm not raping my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950800
I think it'd be fine, until you get to cleaning the theatres post-film. Then you'd have to deal with the fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950828
Does anyone have screencaps of that exchange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950816
I could probably sell the wheat and maybe grow some corn so I get them corn subsidies
>>13950828
You caught me,but regular wheat this time not mg wheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950800
I doubt it. Dark room with loud noises coming out of the speakers sounds like a good place for exhibitionist monsters to drag their boyfriends. And if they get caught it might cause a chain reaction that leads to you mopping up cum for the next 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950828
Wheat Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950832
Well I do always mop up popcorn grease and soda so it won't be that different, might have to wear a mask though that shouldn't be too much
>>13950837
Well usually after the movie starts I get a free large combo and go in and watch it myself so I do hope they don't expect me to try and notice them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950840
I fucked up once tried to talk about vampires but I used a picture of wheat on accident. It went to me wanting to fuck wheat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950833
>>13950840
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13833540/#13833679

Too lazy to edit all this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950849
Back to Nebraska with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950852
But I'm a Kansan, and besides Nebraska is corn not wheat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948611
Just apply this:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950844
What about the nerdy, single monstergirls who stay to the very end of the credits in Marvel movies, until the lights go back on again, and try to strike up conversation with you as you go about cleaning up all the garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950793
>MG patrons
>Exotic Hunting

It's people hunting isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950874
Man those kinda suck because we can't turn the lights on until everyone leaves. I guess I could talk about the movie while in the lobby. Shouldn't take long until she head home and I can clean up spilled popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950772
Just hire cute boys and see how the restaurant fills itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950886
Ah, okay. At the Odeons in England, the lights go on the moment the film completely ends, regardless of if there's customers still in or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950902
We could turn them on we just don't want to be rude so we wait, not like it is a big deal waiting a few more minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950885
I want to work for the little huntress company and have loli jinkos and amazons hunt me through some woods as they have their parents show them the ropes.

They get prizes depending on how good they do with the top prize being another free hunt.

Friday is hardcore hunting with older kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950909
But a few minutes could cost you a rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950902
All theaters I've been to light up as credits roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950921
well my theater is in a small town so we can wait

[Anonymous No.]

Outside of Onis, which monster girls do you think would be the best drinking bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
That was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950938
Minotaurs
Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950938
Mummies and anubi. They work hard, they unwind harder. The latter might be a bit reserved until they're convinced to take a few drinks, though.

Also, bear girls and werewolves. They'd be good drinking bros with each other, too.

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope I don't walk by the MG Bar after a bunch of drunk monster girls come barreling out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950972
I do! I'd let them all take me home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950972
I want to get molested by a group of horny CC office lady monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949659
KC's said that the Goddesses and such of his setting will be the last thing he draws for the MGE. So probably not for a good, long while.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the designated driver for a group of Tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
From the MGE? The Dark Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950993
Being a chauffeur for tanukis would be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951006
Why would it be hell? Just driving a few drunk Tanukis home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950695
>>13950725
>The elf shows no mercy, pleasing herself using anon as her plaything, riding him hard and gripping his balls in her hand, giving him no chance to cum
"Please stop, I just wanted to be friends"
>"I don't give a fuck about being your friend. Demon Lord I hate you, I am literally raping you and you won't even hit back, you make me sick
>She spits on his face
>"If we wee elves were a frail as you think, we'd have been wiped out ages ago"
>Hours pass like this, seeing anon whimpering, bruised and shivering
>"Well, that didn't quite do it, but it can't be helped...oh are you cold?
>She stands up, her legs at either side of him, pulling up on her mound slightly
>"Here, don't say I never did anything for you"
>She showers anon in her golden water
>Ah, that felt great! See you around dweeb, good luck getting home"
>Anon limps home, and by some small sliver of mercy from the universe, he reaches unmolested
>He showers as carefully as he can, his penis spitting painful welts and scratches in various places
>He takes a few days off of school
>His childhood friend visits him in his house and listens to his story, her ears drooping through the entire tale, she hugs him him and cries on his shoulder, though this comforts him
>Remembering the elf's words, anon kisses her, only for her to jump back
>She sees his confused look and begins sobbing even deeper
>He puts his hand on her shoulder and tells her he's sorry for how blind he was, and tries to kiss her again
>She tells him they can't, holding him back
>She has a boyfriend now
>It happened while he was away
>Anon just stares until she says she has to leave
>Nothing was quite the same after that, more and more of his friends were finding lovers, while he remained alone, refusing to rape and doing his utmost to avoid being raped, never content with the attentions he received, finally settling down with a human girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRVNfczwgJE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950993
I'd be up for driving a group of tired, tubby tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951016
How not to be a little bitch.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951016
well shit, bad end, guess I shouldn't stop elf rape. Fine fuck elves I don't want to be around an elf ever. no raping elves but no stopping elf rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
Selkie
The Blonde in the plushie gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951016
Eh, he deserves what he got.

This is like the definition of Beta-Cuck. And it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951016
See this shit? This is what happens when you give the keeblers anything but a cock in the holes.

and it's not rape if it's an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951042
That, and she encourages sleeping bag sex. One of the top ten ways to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh, my dear subject, I have a hunch that you know that you know what's been going on.

>"And for your own good I hope It's truth what come forth from your trap."

>"So I will ask you only once who wants to lose his's head,"

>"THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SO INSOLENT TO PAINT MY ROSES RED."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have consensual sex with an Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951066
While I'm not much of a fan of Selkies, I do agree with the sleeping bag thing.

So on that note, I ponder anons, what would you give as a top-10 list or whatever for situations, such as cuddled in a sleeping bag, in which to have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951069
I'll paint your rose white if that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951061
I'm not raping an elf! You can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951076
1. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
2. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
3. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
4. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
5. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
6. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
7. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
8. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
9. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
10. Wedding night, under the covers, lights off, missionary, holding hands
You should have expected this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951069
It was the elf-posters! They did it!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950543
>sucking from your daughteru's engorged breasts to ease her pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951084
Can't have.
Not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951082
search your heart, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950592
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Harpy remain smart by being strong enough for her to perch herself on me and allowing me to walk her everywhere she needs to be, forcing her to not forget a single thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951076
In no particular order, the great ways to experience sex are:

Sleeping bag sex.
Dream sharing sex.
Flying sex.
Fireside sex during winter. Wine or hot chocolate optional. Thick shag rug cosy blanket mandatory.
Zero gravity sex.
Underwater sex.
Wrestle sex.
Higher dimension sex.
Opening up to each other emotionally sex.
And of course, slow missionary sex, interlaced fingers, full eye contact, and frequent kissing, interspersed with both of you confessing your love to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951147
How about I ask her if she will let me rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951170
it's a start, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951170
>M-m-miss elf w-would you follow me down this d-dark alley. I m-mean if you want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951162
It doesn't work that way anon, you think you can teach a fish to do math just cause you do it constantly? They have a memory span of three seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951158
you're a champ at these

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>>13950592
>student loan
Oh America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951185
I'm still trying to pitch the name, "Dickie Roeshin" to Bromont. Hopefully he accepts it one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951180
I'm sure that cute elf would let you take her down the dark alley

[Anonymous No.]

Don't rape the knife ears. They're frail, and not able to overpower people physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951209
That just makes me harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951209
Yes, I will never rape one, I will court one instead

[Anonymous No.]

how come their aren't otter monster girls
>small
>fluffy
>cute
>make cute squeak sounds
>handholders
>rape harbor seal cubs to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951218
>rape harbor seal cubs to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951215
Shame on you.

>>13951216
Not you, though. You get to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the antirape normies to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play board games with a group of Mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951209
Fuck you, I'll rape them so hard they'll need wheel chairs the rest of their lives.

Cause they'll come each time they try to walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951240
So do I!
Who wouldn't want to rape a Hellhound to ahegao?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be gangbanged by a bunch of monster girl bullies who I accidentally angered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951254
But the poor things have trouble walking as it is! Would you really take advantage of that?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951235
Yes... curse and call me horrible names while I imagine plowing that little elf hole until it's redder than a ripe strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how sad Mindflayers are because lots of people hate them? I want to tell a mindflayer that I don't hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951209
>>13951263
So are fairies, but no one's ever said anything good about the fair folk. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951263
>>13951235
>>13951209

The Vessels from EO4 are pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951263
That's not an elf. I have no idea what that is.

Alp I swear to god if that's you fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951260
Maybe you should get a group of japanese honey bee girls mad then.

The japanese honey bee enclose their enemy and vibrate to the point the enemy cooks alive because of it.

So if we use this info to make a japanese honey bee girl. A group of mad honeybee girls will enclose you and vibrate against you until you reach an orgasm against your own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951234
cmon anon, they're adorable handholding rapists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKTsSwmiZIg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951285
But what if I'd rather have the girls I like? Can't a guy just get gangbanged by a Jinko, a Hellhound, an Ushi, and a Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951285
I don't want that sounds scary. Better not piss off any Jap bees

[Anonymous No.]

What bits of weaponry would you attach to a Soldier Beetle to make her hardcore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951305
A cannon on the top of the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951300
Start the harem route then. You can do it. I believe you can.

>>13951304
It's not as scary as it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951293
Shag the Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951166
You. You are well and truly my nigga.

The only one I don't get and whole-heartedly agree with is "Higher Dimension Sex". Explain that one to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951285
Naoto's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951283
They really are. I bet they're light enough that you can just carry them around by having them sit on your bicep.

>>13951284
They're vessels from Etrian Odyssey. They're basically elves, in that they're frail, live in an isolated forest, and distance themselves from humans.

I mean, they were engineered to be smart and frail on purpose, but it still counts.

>>13951305
Missile launchers which are just regular beetles they control with pheremones.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951305
Give her spiky shoulder pads, dark makeup and a chainsaw.

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>>13951316
I may have the looks to get a modest harem, but definitely not the personality. I'd have to have the girls go for me because I'm pathetic around them.
Hopefully I can get gangbanged by a bunch of monster girls who get off on teasing and insulting me through the whole thing.

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>>13951317
Well I could handle that

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Kejourou a scalp massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951240
>Sub
>Hitting First
>Not letting himself get hit because he enjoys it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951305
Shoulder Canons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951351
I think you misunderstand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951346

I want a Kejourou to give anon a scalp massage in return for massaging her scalp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a hellhound and then hold her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951365
Would it be fair if both used one of those scalp massage tools?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951318
It's the result of having sex in a dimension higher than your own. Either because your waifu is an eldritch being, or because you and your regularly dimensioned waifu entered a portal to another dimension.
Maybe you summoned one up. Maybe you both fell in one through pure fluke. Maybe because of a magical black hole.

Whatever the reason, sex in this new universe becomes outright otherworldly. You can wrap your bodies around each other in ways that defy geometry, while never feeling even slightly twisted out of shape. You can do her doggystyle while it looks like she's going cowgirl with you. You can kiss her on the lips, move up a few inches, and eat her out seamlessly, because you're 69ing each other now. And as you have sex in a world where the physical is influenced by the thoughts of sentient entities, you'll find the boundaries between your minds dissolving, and the act of sex will turn you both into a literal single being of pleasure, sharing each others' souls and pushing you both to a plane of sexual enlightenment as you climax together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951305
Metal Gear?!

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>>13951373

Yeah. A kejourou might prefer the feeling of your hands regardless though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951391
Simple do both tool in left hand and use right to really get into it. Then fingers through the hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951391
Use both at the same time. Match the in and out movements of the massager with your fingers, and watch the kejourou drool into a pillow from the pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuzzy backpacks, silky backpacks, or fluffy backpacks?

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>>13951366
>Hellhound care guide chapter 9: Hugging
>Now you may want to hug your Hellhound but always be aware of the risks
>If you notice tail wagging, panting or raised temperatures do not under any circumstances let go until she calms down
>Once the signs of an attack have stopped you may want to hold her hand, despite their usual nature Hellhounds are extremely docile when engaging in hand holding
>You may want to use this chance to gently stroke her hair and caress behind her ears
>Many partners of Hellhounds have noted that such attention causes them to enter what can almost be described as a trance when given this kind of attention
>However please don't engage in such activities too often as your Hellhound may become spoiled and demanding

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>>13951404
Sounds amazing, would do that after nice cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a series of encounters with a Crow Tengu like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDpblJ44YG4

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give out free hugs in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951402
Tanuki backpack that does the finance part of my adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951416
That's how you end up being kidnapped by a Yeti, do you want to be kidnapped by a Yeti? I sure do.

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>>13951381
Fascinating. I think I'd rather do any of the other things you listed that I said I'd also list, but all the same, fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951404
>Still making Hellhounds into submissive doggies

Come on, we leave Kobold alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951402
Fluffy yeti backpack adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951412
>MFW all this talk of Eagle Harpies and Crow Tengus
>But no best waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951421
But how would I get kidnapped? I would tie a rope around my foot to the bench

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>>13951417
As an adventurer I can recommend the Tanuki pack.

It always finds me the perfect inn, and I don't have to worry about buying provisions and items. It does all the work for me and I only have to worry about quests!

It's also nice to cuddle at night at a warm campfire.

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>>13951383

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a mindflayer out on a date

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>>13951430
Harpies are rarely ever discussed in general.

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>>13951425
>weak to one situation means she's submissive
Anon please, you know as well as I do she'd go back to being a rapetrain once the handholding was over.
>>13951432
You underestimate Yetis, she'd rip the bench out the ground and take it with her. Hugs are their life.

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>>13951437
Y'know, the image of Miia growing up playing Metal Gear is adorable.

Then I wonder if she enjoyed Rising. Or if she'd be hyped for The Phantom Pain.

And then I find myself thinking about if she'd use Darling walking in on her playing "Snake Eater" as an innuendo.

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>>13951442
I still want to go fishing with a harpy

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>>13951435
Tanuki please, your shilling is obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951412
Classic nerd bird.

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>>13951435
Should I get the basic package, or go for the deluxe one with the fluffier tail? I don't want to get ripped off.
>>13951452
Well, what do you use as your adventuring backpack?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a clingy Kiki to try and always stay by my side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951460
Not him, but I just use a perfectly normal backpack. I'll bet my normal backpack holds a lot more than your tanuki backpack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951463
>A Kiki will never be happy to see you, but hide her excitement in order to stay composed.

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>>13951451
>dat sleeveless tank-top sweater thing
>that plump harpy butt
>them abs and midriff
>them gym shorts that ride up on her crotch
>dat short bi-colored hair
>them elven ears
Still my favorite Harpy picture ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951404
I want to scruff my Jinko waifu by the neck and rape her while she's immobilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951416
Do you want this >>13947337 to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951467
You underestimate how deep her pockets are. And having something to watch your back is invaluable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951470
Would be cute, would give headpats after work is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951471
Now I like THIS Harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951404
How does one even PAW hold a girl with such big paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951478
You underestimate how deep my backpack is. The thing can hold a lot.
Although a back lookout would be handy, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951471
Still want to go fishing with a harpy despite whats happening in background

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a walk in MGC at night

[Anonymous No.]

>page 9 already
The fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951494
I want to do the same, but wearing a skimpy outfit! I'll go up to a random monster girl and ask for directions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951494
Gonna get waifued by a slutty bat like that anon.

>>13951503
New 2hu

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>>13951494
'Ey boy, you lookin' for a good time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951473
How do you scruff a jinko's neck?

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>>13951401
>>13951398

Oh I see. I've never used those tools before.

Yes, a Kejourou would love it for sure. Along with drooling into a pillow she'd also let out moans. You would not let you go so easily after that, staring into your eyes, struggling to regain her composure as she gives you kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951504
Lewd
>>13951505
But I just want to walk and maybe bye a snack from a gas station. I guess a bat isn't bad
>>13951510
I need an Adult

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anon.
In order of 1, 2, 3 (with 1 being best) what should the main attraction on your waifu?
Breasts, hips, or belly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951512
Like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1XPYVbsSo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951510
>Yeah. You nerds know where I can find one?

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>>13951513
Yeah the tool I'm talking about is basically a Whisk but the end is cut off so the wires are out and have little balls at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951412
I want to have any encounter with a crow tengu.

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>>13951524
Oh snap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951510
>Anon proceeded to be escorted to the nearest arcade and invited to play with the Grin Brigade, the nerdiest would-be-rapist gang in the whole downtown district.

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>>13951540
>The arcade
Damn it Anon, stop reminding me of my childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951540
Then they fucked him on top of the pinball machine like the manslut that he is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to insult and belittle me as she fucks me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951527

They look nice. Imagine a Kejourou using one of those on your own scalp with her hair while she gives your shoulders a massage with her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951510
I want to ask the smug squad to be my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951557
oh man that would feel amazing. With the magic hair so much is possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951559
Friends with benefits?

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>>13951574
no just regular friends, play video games and talk about how they are doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951584
What if they tell you about their sex life

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>>13951540
>Kakuen obsessed with beating the international top score at Dance Dance Revolution.
>Manticore remains unbeaten at every fighting games since she's learned to use her tail to handle the joystick like none ever has.
>Cheshire only plays the oldest machines because of some insane fixation with the era.
>Hellhound just wants someone to play whack-a-mole with who won't run away every time the machine has to be replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>talk about how they are doing
You realize this will initially be them telling you about all the men they've raped, trying to frighten and impress you?

Though after a while they might start warming up to you if you take one of their routes, maybe even open up to you and give a backstory.

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>>13951592
I wouldn't care probably laugh along with them depending on the story

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>>13951598
>Wack a mole

Fine taste.
Just gotta see if there's an old turtles in time game there and we can all do that with deaths swapping players.

Also a skeeball tourney

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951550
>"Manticore, please stop narrating your own fantasies out loud. You're scaring the guys away."

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>>13951614
Fuck yeah, Turtles in Time was the shit. Donnie a best.
Speaking of awesome arcade games, does anybody remember Ocean Hunter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951629
>Donny
Always more of a Leo man myself

>Ocean Hunter

Oh god yes, every time I saw it I had to play it.

Same thing with Time Crisis 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951494
I want to take a walk in MGC at night with a top tier monster hanging on my arm and see thugs cower in fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951564

And while she's doing that whatever hair isn't holding onto you is brushing against your skin. Up and down again and again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951639
That game was the shit.
My little brother and I made a tradition of trying to beat it every summer when we went to the arcade on vacation (our hometown didn't have an arcade). The day we beat it was the greatest gaming moment in our lives.
Turns out that the game is actually extremely rare these days. Except in Singapore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951649
Would be great to fall asleep in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951649
it's time

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a group hug with the smug squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951653
I know, a couple years ago me and a buddy went to play it at a local place and found it missing.
It was a sad day.
Then we went off to play laser tag against of bunch of little kids, turned Go Karts into a death match, and got fifty warheads from tickets

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you put sour candy in a Manticore tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951662
>>13951649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HeQtxd-q3o

>I am the wood of my brush
>Bristles are my body, and shampoo is my blood
>I have stroked over a thousand follicles
>Unknown to chastity, nor known to promiscuity
>Have withstood my libido, to craft many hairstyles
>Yet these hands, will never massage anything
>So, as I pray, UNLIMITED BRUSH WORKS

>What you see before you is an unlimited number of brushes, from fine hair to nubbed tip
>The finest of hair care accessories
>So cast away your fears, and face me head on!

[GIVE HER THE B INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951662
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951699
I want to brush that so much

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work in a Kejourou run salon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951016
>>13950695
>Learns a lesson, tries to apply it and learns a second one.
>Decides not to apply anything he learned,

This makes no sense at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951725
I'm not really sure why you would expect a halfassed greentext trying to justify a generic fantasy to actually make sense, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951736
I cling to the faint hope to find some sense in these kinds of greentexts. I think i'll just go wrestle an Oni instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951725
Maybe the guy just never got another chance to apply the lessons in the rest of his miserable, pathetic life?

Sometimes, you just squander all that you get, and life doesn't give you any opportunity to do better after that.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Ushi-Oni have live births, or are they oviparous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951766
Please leave the Paladins alone, they're good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951766
Probably live birth, because of pregnant fetishes and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951774
No retard, I'm not trying to imply that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951402

Has anyone ever written a story that does the Ushi-Oni justice as a brakes-free rape train? It's always so depressing to see the ol' girl treated like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951564
>Kejourou older sister
>Lives with you, and works at a high class hair salon
>Is there when you get home every night, unwinding and cooking several things at once with her ability to easily multitask
>You take your meals together, sitting on opposite ends of the couch watching TV, feet together
>Most nights, she'll ask you to brush her hair, because you used to always do it when you were younger
>When you're done, she'll happily reciprocate, comforting her younger brother with backrubs and massages
>She enjoys it because of how easygoing it is compared to when she's working
>It's not uncommon for the two of you to fall asleep like that, waking up hours later in the living room, heads resting against each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
I've only seen one Ushi-Oni story, and the sex in it wasn't even described. The only reason that the guy's pelvis wasn't crushed right away is because the Ushi got stuck in the entrance to a small cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
I think the only tales I've seen portraying the Ushi-Oni as a brakes-free rape train, are the ones decidedly against her where a HFY faggot guns her down mid-charge.

None just showing a horny gal in wild pursuit of a potential mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
There's that one where the Ushi corners a man in a cave and the guy is seriously considering opting for the collapsing cave rather than the ushi.

>>13951804
Yeah, that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951796
That is cute as fuck, would hug so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951774
Not even the most cavernous paladin anus, hollowed out by years of housing the biggest sticks available could handle something of that size anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949827
Who drew this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
I agree with you, it fucking sucks that we get threadcanon/shit greentexts that ruin the scarier girls.

RS' "Not the Fall" features a total rapetrain Ushi, though. I recommend that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951724

What job would you want to have there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
If there's one I can't even remember it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951822
I'd probably sweep up cut hair

[Anonymous No.]

I blame maldomfags for ruining Ushi Onis, fucking trying to make everything into a scared kitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
This. I'm probably in the minority for this but most of the 'cute' stories we get here are stupid as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
What did you expect when even the MGE works toward turning everything into a moeblob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951784
Only RS had two rape train Ushi-Onis as far as I can remember. Then there's this piece of bismuth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951820
>>13951784
>Implying the Little Ushi wasn't adorable and absolutely canon.

>>13951837
Shut up, Anon. Scared kittens are not sexy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951816
But Anon, she's your older sister! You can't just hug her out of the blue in public like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951837
I know you're baiting but change that to Hellhounds and you'd be onto something. Thankfully KC released Kobold so they finally have a beastman who acts the way they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951837
Come on now, friend. You gotta learn to relax one day.

>>13951838
Well, judging by how many we get, you probably are in the minority there. I'm sure there are places you could get the kind you want though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951847
Hugs at home and maybe when I visit where she works to drop something off for her I can hug her there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951850
You mean the furry who's already being ruined?

Yeah, that'll work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951760
>while he remained alone, refusing to rape and doing his utmost to avoid being raped, never content with the attentions he received

Not the case here.

He could have become so much more. He could have stayed strong in his belief, pursueing it and making it reality.

He could have trained and become a true Champion for mankind. A Champion of chasity! Responsible for blocking all and any rapes.

And as he yet again blocks the path of the frail elf, the innocent Kikimora and the defeated Lizard. Evil can only but scream in anger and fear as the C.o.C. Block is here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951837
This is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951837
They don't have to be a scared kitten, I like girls to put up a fight too.
It makes it a little more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951832

She can probably take care of a customer's hair pretty quickly and thoroughly. Depending on how popular her salon is you may have a lot of sweeping to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951851
>subtly telling me to leave for thinking cute stories are stupid

We also get plenty of interesting stuff like Greystorm though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951861
How has Kobald been ruined? I know one guy was semi seriously trying to make her a dom, possibly as revenge for the Hellhound thing but nothing stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951850
BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I WANT TO DOM THE BIG BAD WOLF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951865
No problem just a broom and dustpan and I can help at the salon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951866
No, no. I legitimately wasn't telling you to leave. I was saying you, and others, didn't have to bring it up or bitch about it, since you could get them elsewhere anyway. There are only a handful of people I think should actually leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951858
>Hugging her at work
>Where all her customers and work friends can see

She'll never hear the end of it. Girls will be giggling the whole time you have your arms wrapped around your sister, her hair spiralling around to hide the burning blush on her cheeks, and she'll be teased for months as her colleagues ask her why she hasn't made a move on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951869
>one guy was semi seriously trying to make her a dom
>possibly as revenge for the Hellhound thing but nothing stuck.
That sounds like one of the dumbest and most spiteful things any of you has ever done.

You can have as many dom kobolds as you want but doing it to butthurt people who like things you don't like is just pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951882
It would just be a nice brotherly hug, and would be a little fun for the teasing. I'm sure the week without a massage will be adequate punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951869
>I know one guy was semi seriously trying to make her a dom
Take the semi seriously out and change it for trying to start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951887
Again, I know you're baiting from the wording but I'm a dumb fuck so here's the response:
Some guy was already doing sub Hellhound shit to spite people. It isn't a new thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951850
Kobold honestly has a pretty damn terrible design, while hellhound is one of KC's better ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951887
No but anon, It's fine because Kobold is a sub monster girl didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of complaing about how this thread has ruined ushi-oni or hell hounds , why not write your own stuff and give us your interpretation of how they should be , 1 or 2 cutesy stories does not ruining cannon make .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951837
If you don't like it then write your own short instead of whining like a little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951900
Right? Kobold is just a fucking glorified furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951804
>>13951805
>>13951814

Shame. Perhaps someone could find it in their heart to drum up a story for us.

Perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950172
I like seeing how many hearts KC can fit onto one character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951908
>>13951909
Like minds etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951900
No argument from me there. Hellhound looks pretty cool in general.

I just wish she didn't have those big burning eyelashes. It looks a bit silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951908
>1 or 2 cutesy stories does not ruining cannon make
Werewolves would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951915
there's always the story this picture is from.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the only people who don't want Sub Hellhound/Ushi etc are subs who want to waste away inside dungeons. Just ignore them and their lack of spiral power.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to ignore baits

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>>13951908
>ruining cannon

CONFOUND IT! What am I going to do with my cannon fuse now!? Pipe bombs are so boring!

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>>13951931
But it's mediocre and overrated.

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>>13951925
Oh that. Werewolves can be either sub or dom but the whole threadcanon around them is really stupid. The thing is, almost ALL threadcanon is fucking retarded, so just ignore it. We still have plenty of stories where werewolves are frightening predators, so if half the thread wants to paint them as dogs at least we've still got stuff to read.

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I want to rub a chubby kobolds belly as she sleeps

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>>13951900
In defense of the Kobolds design, I believe the "fur" along her torso is just an outfit.

And it's not like the profiles design reflects the entirety of the Kobold species, and this comes from someone that prefers the Hellhound.

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>>13951941
>almost ALL threadcanon is fucking retarded
More like all of it. I can't remember one threadcanon that I like.

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>>13951898
>I know you're baiting from the wording
How am I baiting? Are you the guy who wrote it?

Just because someone made a similar dumb and spiteful thing before doesn't make any future dumb and spiteful shit any less dumb or spiteful.

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>>13951944
>I believe the "fur" along her torso is just an outfit.
It is, that's obviously a jacket. The fur on her arms and legs is real but she's no more furry than a Jinko.

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I want to burn this thread right now, all this fucking arguing is giving me a bloody headache

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Reminder that maledomfags are a cancer to this thread and couldn't dom a monster girl to save their life.

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>>13951951
I don't know, sometimes the thread comes up with fun stuff. I wouldn't be here otherwise.
Like the Succuvirus or Anya. Yes, it gets ran into the ground quickly but for a time its fun.

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Reminder that everyone but me is wrong

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>>13951958

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>>13951938
I think people would have to talk about it and give it a rating for it to be overrated. It's mentioned but only once in a while and doesn't really get overwhelming praise. It's more a niche story for people exactly like the one who asked for a rapetrain ushi.

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>>13951965
At least Succuvirus got a story courtesy of Bipolarized, but Anya hasn't yet.

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I'm certain the more vicious Sub/Dom shit is just one guy trying to fuck over the threads.

Subs and Doms used to get along but then around six months ago this furious bickering started, and the posts always look the same.

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>>13951944
>the "fur" along her torso is just an outfit.
That seems fairly obvious.

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>>13951951
The concept of MGC has some pretty good dystopian/post-apocalyptic implications.

Maybe I just like suffering too much.

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>>13951951
I like Onee-Sabbath, despite the fact discussion about it is limited to 3-5 posts, nor does it have a story.

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>>13951965
I'm talking more about the species in general that about some especific characters

>>13951976
We've had this shit since the beginning. We've been here for more that six months, right?

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>>13951973
>Bipolarized

Is he a new writefag or something? I haven't heard of him. Anyway, Succuvirus took a year to get a story, and Anya isn't that old. It'll happen.

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>>13951976
>Subs and Doms used to get along but then around six months ago this furious bickering started, and the posts always look the same.
Not really, there used to be silly jabs at the other side but it all seemed in good fun. Now it just screams of the one or two super autists trying to throw as much fuel on the fire as possible. It's fairly easy to tell by posting styles like you say.

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>>13951976
Says you. I always hated subs. They remind me of Shinki Ikari and Tsuna from Reborn. Whine whine whine, bitch bitch bitch 'I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ADVENTURES I WANT TO BE IN A DUNGEON AND LET THE WORLD BE DESTROYED BY EVIL'

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>>13951984
Yeah, the thread stereotypes are all fucking retarded, but at least most writefags ignore them for the more serious stories.

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>>13951989
Yup there's the noticeable posting style I was talking about. Gross exaggeration and strawmanning in full caps, if you're going to shitpost be less obvious.

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>>13951989
>every [X] is only into [X] because I said so
Give it a rest dude.

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>>13951989
Now you're just being painfully obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations, your petty arguing has reached the level where I no longer find it entertaining.
Good job.

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>>13951951
>Oomukades are Tomoko 2.0 by threadcanon
Complain all what you want about MachineAnon but at least he made them more like they're supposed to be.

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>>13951989
I don't think it works that way, considering people in real life aren't actually fictional characters from fantasy anime.
You're lumping in a group of people by associating them with a single word, the definition of which changes from person to person, then associating them with characters you don't like from some show with completely different circumstances.

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>>13952008
Now you can barely acknowledge it like I do, welcome to the club Anon.

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>>13951938
Good thing RS doesn't care about your opinion on the matter.

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>>13952010
>MachineAnon
I know he was a self important little shit who thought he was god's gift to the thread but I actually miss his one shots. If he came back with some humility I'd be happy.

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>>13951937
Michael Gross is a god and the Atlanta Hawks are his disciples.

Tremors 5 when?

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>>13952010
It saddens me since Oomukade are up there on my favourites list with Ushis. Officially they're quite similar in their rapetrain aspect with large and noticeable monstrous features with the only real exception being you can turn the tables on Oomukade for a bit should you want to.

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>>13951958
But think of the jinko cubs Anon.

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Just make every monster girl a fucking rape train that grinds pelvis' into dust and disregard everyone who complains.

Maybe then these threads will finally be decent again.

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>>13951944
Yeah, that's obviously some kind of clothing. I don't give a fuck anyway, petite, peppy dog girls are adorable.

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>>13952011
And whose fault is that?
The Subs.
They COULD be the fictional characters.
They'd rather get punched while chained to a wall.

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>>13952030
Same posting style as usual m8.

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>>13952024
no

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>>13952036
Not the same person.

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>>13952030
Nah we should make every human character Goku, Saitama, Superman and Touma and put all monster girls in line. Then these threads will be decent and full of hype.

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>>13952043
Whatever you say.

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Please stop fighting

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>>13952034
ALRIGHT, a SUB does not equal an M
fucking get it already you shit

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>>13952030
>>13952034
You're terrible at this. The posting style and content is always exactly the same every thread.

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>>13951989
I know this is bait and what I'm going to say is impossible to understand for some doms that thinks everything are extremes but I'd be only a sub for my girl. If I suddenly were teleported into MGE's world the first thing I would do is to git gud so I can avoid getting husbando'd until I find a girl worth of being my wife and my dom.

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Well, we've proven that organic life forms can't make this thread decent.

Now lets talk about robots.

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>>13952020
Machine was essentially a poor man's Captain with a very high opinion of himself.

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>>13952051
Whatever you say :^)

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Ushi should be /gfd/.

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>>13951973
Anya honestly doesn't deserve a story. She's just a generic Jinko in space with the only thing notable about her is white fur (which Siberian Tigers don't have; It's Bengal Tigers with that genetic deficiency) and a Russian accent. That and her 'father' is the most self-depricative fuck we've had in the threads as far as writefaggots go, so let's not.

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>They'll likely desire to have fun hanging out and getting off with their beloved best friend day after day. Even when they invite a guy for sex, they do it lightheartedly as if inviting him to hang out. The words they used to use to invite him to hang out when they were human “What are we gonna do today?” probably have taken on a completely differently meaning, “What are we gonna do today?”, now that they've changed into a monster.
Alps confirmed for best monster. Or at least half of them i guess.
>tfw you will never share an apartment with an alp
>tfw you will never have casual sex and play video games

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>>13952034
Not everybody wants to be a shounen MC. You will understand when you grow up.

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>>13952054
And what if you find her and Suddenly Zod, Unicron, Darth Vader and The Emperor, Johj and a Returning Kars all come to MGE world, are you going to keep being your waifu's horsey and hope someone else takes care of it?

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>>13952057
Do cyber golems dream of electric weresheep?

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If you guys are real good, you can have an oppai loli to snuggle.

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>>13951837
Who's Maldom?

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>>13952057
>This next test involves making the thread decent. Therefore, it has never been achieved by humans.
>That's where you come in
>You don't know pride
>you don't know fear
>You haven't even read Truckercore
>You'll be perfect

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>>13952075
Getting older makes you wish you were in a fantasy setting even more, I think you have way to positive of an outlook on life

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>>13951951
/hbg/ is nice and I like to imagine the situations that would happen there

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im losing it over here

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>>13952083
A type of malted milk ball.

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>>13952060
Cool, so you've proven its the work of two shitposters then. Good job.

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>>13952077
>Zod

Are we talking charismatic Superman II Zod, the comics Zod, or Bulk Vanderhuge Marblemouth Zod?

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>>13952090
I want to see vampire shitpost about blood types

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>>13952094
Yeah, maybe now you faggots will stop doing mental gymnastics to rationalize every single fucking thing in this shit thread.

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Is it funposting time yet?

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>>13952083
The funny thing is it literally means bad master.

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>>13952077
I said I'd git gud and only submit voluntarily to my waifu and no one else. See MGE dragons for some type of reference.

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>>13952095
Combination of 1 and 2.

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>>13952079
It's been bloody years since I read Philip K. Dick, but I really think I should again, because the idea of a cyber golem, or a robot girl with a "soul" has a lot of potential for a story, I think.

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>>13952105
no

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>>13952084
B-But I liked Truckercore.

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>>13951404
w-who drew this? Does he do more giant women?

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>>13952082
I want to create an oppai loli branch of the sabbath and spread the word of soft, yet portable, girls around the world!

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>>13952104
Ok. Maybe you could stop shitposting about subs/doms then?

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>>13952082
It's dom/sub falseflag slappyfight #243536, so I doubt anyone with a high likelihood of responding to deserves to have their own oppai loli.

That being said, I'd totally irrumate an oppai loli Manticore and Cheshire.

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>>13952097
Vampires wouldn't shitpost. Now Cheshires? They would probably post only to piss off the threads.

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>>13952095
Fuck Zod, let's talk about Superhombre and his harsh yet compassionate paladin adventures.

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>>13951925
What happened to werewolves?

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>>13952095
Fancys Littleboys
Milkem Alla
Throb Succupussy
Rapen Dickmilker

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>>13952105
Nothing's ever fun here, any fun you try and have here will be shit on and when you try to shit on their fun they'll act like hypocrites and say they never do anything like that to you.

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>>13952115
Did you get into these threads recently?

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>>13952125
They all become puppy dogs. The Kobold profile is basically the threadcanon werewolf.

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I want to see vampire arguing over blood types, would be cute

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>>13952115
The new guy. He's been around for... maybe two months?
His usual modus operandi is to lurk until someone posts something interesting, then jump out of nowhere with a nice little sketch. Sometimes he'll fulfill requests directed straight at him, but don't get your hopes up.
Usually, he posts at around this time, for around 6 hours or so.

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>>13952109
Agreed.

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>>13952140
fuck my lack of plurality

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>>13952137
what saddens me is that they were some of the really early ones who have shit art.

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>>13952125
Threadcanon states they're just submissive dogs all the time.
Like how all elves are meek and easily raped.
And how all wurms are literal retards.
And succubi are sluts
And tanuki are just jews with tails
And paladins are just psychotic murderers (not monstergirls but still related)

Basically threadcanon is just silly and should never be taken seriously anyway.

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>>13952132
I would want to be bedded by both of those nice ladies at the same time.

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>>13952137
Shame that Kobolds are shitty furries and are completely ruined now.

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>>13952125
>Nobody talks about werewolves anymore
Haven't seen them in stories in a long time.

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Good job thread
your arguing has left me physically exhausted
how this happened is the fucking question of the day
as well as emotionally dead
I say again, Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952127
Dank Rapecave
Spade Shoveltail
Tusk Buttwing
Hora Orifice

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>>13952166
Nice blog, jump off a bridge.

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>>13952162
Since when? Why do you keep saying that?

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>>13952137
>The Kobold profile is basically the threadcanon werewolf.

This is very accurate. The good news is for those of us who like dom werewolves is that the thread loves the idea of Kobold so they won't need to keep enforcing the bad threadcanon in this instance.

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>>13952167
>Tusk Buttwing
I like this one.

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>>13952170
I would if i lived near one, thats what your fucking arguing is doing to my sanity

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>>13952170
Who shat in your cereal today?

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>People bitching about sub or dom MGs and threadcanon vs their own canon
>Nobody's writing anything
>MFW these really are the dog days

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>>13952174
>the thread loves the idea of Kobold

Dom Kobold you mean.

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>>13952176
>Tusk
Oh no. No no no no no we aren't doing that again.

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>>13952184
These are the final days, Anon. Shitposting frequency has been growing since we got here.

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>>13952184
have hope the thread will get better

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>>13952187
Shooting our nails at people?

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>>13952185
I know the sub hellhound stuff was shitty and spiteful, but do we really have to repeat that?

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>>13952185
Just kobold.

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>>13952193
This is a walk in the park compared to this time last year.

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>>13952114
Then you have shit taste and should choke on a futa dick.

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>>13952185
i want you to burn

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>>13952194
I'm not even writing anything right now because this thread is making me physically ill. It's like faggots can't learn to appreciate their waifu their own goddamned way instead of forcing it down people's throats like Jehovah's Witnesses

Preaching to the choir, I know

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>>13952198
No I think this thread only likes Dom Kobold

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>>13952193
>These are the final days, Anon. Shitposting frequency has been growing since we got here.
This is pretty negligible as far as other shitstorms go.

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>>13952205
Every kobold is liked.

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>>13952193
Meh I've seen worse.

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>>13952167
Biggie Van Boobenhiem
Ride Hipcrush

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimorae make the best wives and make you a better person if you marry one. They'd also produce the best daughters too, logically.

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>>13952200
Last year we were in the final days of /a/ and one of our attackers was an actual mod. This time its just one or two really bored or pissed off guys, possibly autistic /jp/ locals who still want us out after a year.

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>>13952205
Why are you pushing your bait so hard? It was rarely acknowledged during the previous threads for a reason.

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>>13952204
>>13951958
my headache has become a Migrain, how do you fair?

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Well there was plenty of Kejourou posting going on so I'm happy about that at least.

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>>13952184
>Nobody's writing anything
I'll save you all one day, you'll see. You'll have your proper multi-part story, even if it kills me.

Too bad I haven't written anything in a very long time and english isn't my native language, so it's quite likely it will be shit.

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>>13952205
Just stop.

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>>13952219
I'm running out of Tennessee Honey and Captain Morgan, not in the mood to go to the ABC store because Lord only knows they'll refuse to sell.

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>>13952216
Problem is, which applies to this site as a whole, is that anons are easily attracted to bait.

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>>13952221
Long hair is always good

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>>13952153
>And succubi are sluts
But succubi ARE sluts. It's literally the whole purpose of succubi to be sluts.
That doesn't mean they can't be ethical sluts, though.

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>>13952217
My theory is that he's doing it to ensure dom kobold never happens. Think about it, sub hellhound happened slowly so it became accepted (even if its just as spiteful and stupid) so by spamming it and making it hated the guy is preventing it from gaining any ground. I actually wish I thought of this back when hellhound came out.

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>>13952229
>ethical sluts
Eh?

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>>13952236
this actually makes some sort of sense

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>>13952225
>Not having a fifth of something in reserve
That reminds me. I need to go out and buy some kraken and maker's mark.

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>>13952222
I'm also writing stuff after ages, but I keep deciding its shit and restarting. I have the concept, basic outline for a story, certain scenes I want, but the whole package is annoying hard to fit together.

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>>13952229
I think you mean nymphos.

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>>13952228
It's better than short hair in every situation except for tomboys, who look good with either.

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>>13952215
If you are so inclined to use a plural form from another language, you should at least use "Kikimory", since that's actually this word's plural form

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmFsiRWAeZg

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>>13952057
Goddammit now I'm sad. This is why space.

They can't get me in space.

>>13952084
>Truckercore
I don't care if she's never read it or not. Why does it always have to come back to bob? Why can't people just drop it already? Why is he so important to all of you?

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>>13952248
I really don't have a preference on length it is more on how it looks on the MG

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>>13952245
If all those things counted as stories, I'd have two dozen. The hard part is keeping the will up to string it all together because it takes ten times as long to do that then edit. That's the secret.

But I should get back to writing my update instead of lurking and burning time thinking about Overlord airing tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets hope that the thread wont be this shit tommorrows
Sleep comes for me

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most underrepresented monstergirl?

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>>13952215
I still think fondly of the lovely lass brought to me by the agency...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
devil bug

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>>13952272
One of the forgotten, like the puff ball or the pot devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
Leanan Sidhe

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>>13952272

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>>13952272
My vote goes to dwarfs. I cant remember seeing them mentioned in these threads ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
Jinn of the Jar.

>>13952284
I like kesaran pasaran, though. I just post about them very rarely.

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>>13952272
Manticores
Kikimoras
Mice are getting there during certain times of day, but since only Nyanon seems to like them that much I doubt they'll get as oversaturated.
Anubis fucker has done magnificently at getting far too many pictures made of Anubis compared to the other girls. I care less about this one because Anubis is kind of hot.

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>>13952272

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>>13952244
It takes me like a year to go through a bottle of alcohol anyway. I bought the fucking Captain Morgan in May - June of '13 area.

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>>13952296
Shit, I misread that as OVER represented. I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952290
Nah, Werebat has been mentioned a decent number of times in the last few threads, and they even have a few doujins. There are way, way more MGs with less coverage.

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>>13952215
They'd be the worst kind of daughters, like when you raise a sweet mannered non-slutty girl and she decides she loves bad boys.

>He just needs me to fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
Gargoyle
Dryad
Kappa
Charybdis

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>>13952304
>they even have a few doujins
I'm referring to the MGE Werebat specifically you retard.
The batgirls in those doujins weren't even Werebats anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
A lot of them get very few mentions. I'm surprised Chimera gets so few mentions, some of those writefag competition stories about her were fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do people go to read the encyclopedia entries? I mainly do at gel/danbooru but i seem to remember some of the older ones getting rewrites/new translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
I have only ever seen 1 reference to Shinigami
Don't these ladies need love too?

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>>13952260
A robot or cyber golem would be pretty well adapted to space.

Cancer caused by cosmic radiation? What's that? Oxygen? She can carry an extra tank for you, if you want.

And then you'd be doing EVA, in your bulky spacesuit, tethered to your ship, while she's out there floating and rocketing about in the nude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952242
Google is your friend.

>>13952246
I know what I meant, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952320
On the wiki.

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>>13952184
>Trying to fix the problem by gett pics to bring back to my people
>They don't quite have the lasting effect needed to keep people from shitposting
Actually, typing that made me realize I don't know what exactly I expected, but whatever it was, it was a pretty dumb assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952184
Im trying to write a pseud world guide for MGC/ modern monster girl setting in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
Pot devil
Slugs
Jurougumo
Nereis

Pot devils get overlooked due to mimics, slugs gross a lot of people out and Jurougumo has Ushi-Oni to compete with so doesn't get any attention.

Nereis on the other hand is geniunely confusing, they're pretty nice and have nothing to really compete with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952193
This is pretty tame, actually.
For the last few days i fact, there's been drastically less than, say, back in October, and last year when we got booted here.
We even went a whole 2 threads without any shitposting once.

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>>13952315
Probably because multiple personalities reeks of old special snowflake fanfiction. That leaves a bad taste in most people's mouths. Not to mention he rather fucked up the design, especially with the no elbow pauldrons.

>>13952320
sadpanda keeps several versions up to date, alphabetically and by date

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
Lesser Succubi
Arch Imps
Hornets
Kitsune-tsukis
Giant slugs
Dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952245
>but the whole package is annoying hard to fit together.
That's the worst shit, also trying to figure out how to start the story in a way that'll keep people interested.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the best at helping a man get a good night's sleep? Apart from Weresheep of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952272
Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952350
yeti
kobold
any MG that like to cuddle really

[Anonymous No.]

Did the guy who's doing Every day monster girl also do those earlier ones with a similar looking guy and various different monster girls? The ones with straight up fucking in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952364
I love Yetis, but if we're being honest here, since they react to arousal on the mans part, if you got hard for even a second while trying to fall asleep with her, she would be all over you for a bit. You would probably sleep alright after though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoon with a Kiki she gets to be the big spool/jetpack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952368
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952368
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952364
>Try to sleep with the help of a yeti and kobold
>You can't get a minute's sleep because they're fighting over cuddle dominance and optimal positions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952382
o-oh my....

that's to adorable to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952368
Monster Girl Report? Yeah, it was made by Crabman.

http://exhentai.org/g/633656/ec457d6a49/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952382
In situations like this, you have to stifle both of them by pushing their heads against your chest, and hugging them both symmetrically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952350

Yeti
Kejourou
Various slime girls.

there's a whole bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952388
I think he meant the original crabman 8 brothers in Every Day Monster Girl. But there's that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952360
Go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952400
Oh, that one is nice too.

http://exhentai.org/g/594167/85522473cd/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952360
True, a well stuffed Cait makes a great pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Rimworld
>Barely staving off starvation
>Thiknin about MGs

What are you doing Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

What was the biggest change these threads went through when they were moved off of /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952425
Less meta discussion. Less talking about thread standards.

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>>13952424
Modding Skyrim for the 7th time and hoing I don't start playing and get bored of it five minutes after this time.

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>>13952424
Christ man. Go down to the food bank and get a couple cans of corn if you're that hungry. It's free.

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>>13952424
Thanks to that picture, thinking about hellhounds with more tail than a 900 year old kitsune.

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>>13952424
Rewatching the newest MonMusu special to hear more of Rachnee's sexy voice.

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>>13952425
All the EMG discussion used to be in here too. Most of that got left behind for some stupid reason or another though everything can still be discussed in here.

Some has been coming back since the anime started airing though.

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>>13952424
reading through the first of these threads on the archive actually, and also trying to find old /mgg/ on /a/ to compare them to.

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>>13952322
>Waifu Danger in Space
Yes, that does sound pretty nice.

Also development of a more mobile spacesuit seems like it'd be a possibility before I flee the Earth to escape radical android hate-groups.

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>>13952424
Questioning my state of mind for wanting to have my favourite character concept tortured and possibly killed in a story I'm planning. It's not thread related since it's yuri-ish but it does have a monster girl of sorts in it.
>>13952431
I know that feeling all too well, I usually end up uninstalling it right away. Skyrim is a mod installation simulator, not a game.

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>>13952442
Waterworld tells you all you need to know really. And it's much faster.

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>>13952368
They were something of a precursor. He started off with the sketches, refined his designs and artstyle with the cute H-Comics, eventually got picked up for a more-or-less mainstream series, and now has an anime!

Ah, how far he's come...was once just a simple Pixiv artist, now he's known round the world. I wonder how Crabman feels about the radical turn his life has taken?

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>>13952450
Im unfamiliar.

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>>13952424
Listening to The M Machine

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>>13952453

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Which MGs would fully appreciate the scope, wonder, and tear-inducing beauty of our cosmos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QQJfPi3ps

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>>13952433
Oh I'm not starving, my colonists are. I've never starved a day in my life.

A bunch of cargo pods dropped corn just now coincidentally enough.

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>>13952468
Gazer who's into star gazing.

Okay that was awful, shoot me now.

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>>13952424
Fucking christ who drew this, it is the absolute perfect level of health.

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>>13952458
Well we have to post all four of the originals now.

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>>13952478

You ain't even worth the ammunition, Carlos.

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>>13952445
The thing is, in reality space suits can only be so thin.
In space, you have to deal with ambient gamma radiation, due to the lack of a geomagnetic field.
And as you probably know, there's very little material-wise which hinders gamma radiation. Even dense elements like lead require several inches to halt gamma radiation entirely.
So despite how far technology progresses when it comes to making suits less clunky, shielding will always be a requirement unless some sort of breakthrough is reached. Maybe suits will be equipped with their own magnetic field generators, because as it is now, even prolonged exposure to open space in current clunky spacesuits will cause cancer, leukemia, or other radiation-related illnesses.

Of course, performing EVAs is a lot safer when you do it with something between you and the nearest star, but in the end it's still just a mitigating factor.

I've done fucktons of research about this sort of stuff for an eventual MG story set in space, but I've still got no closer to writing it, or a semblance of a plot for it.

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>>13952480
>not instantly recognizing Loen

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>>13952481
This one was right before the move.

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>>13952501
Man, Waterworld is a damn good movie. What a good sequence events that Anon crafted from it.

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>>13952501

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>>13952424
Sitting here, deliberating that I hate every story idea that I'm coming up with because for whatever reason I want to be validated by 4channers. Watching Shimoneka and holy shit Anna makes my dick diamonds

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>>13952515
what DID happen to crayon anon?

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>>13952491
That clearly wasn't drawn by Loen.

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>>13952480
Too bad it's not even a Hellhound.

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>>13952527
He underwent metamorphosis and turned into Sketch Anon.

Give it two more years and he'll have turned into Fine Art Anon.

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>>13952527
Nobody knows. Last we saw of him was when Cait Sith came out. He came back as the ancient prophecies fortold, to give us one final laugh.

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What MGs do you think would be DJs?

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>>13952538
No, he drew something new like a week ago. It was a dragon bending over and blowing fire on a firepit.

Well, either it was him, or an artist that knew how to perfectly mimic his art style and claim he was him.

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>>13952548
you mean this?

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>>13952551
I thought it was drawn longer than just a week ago.

Also, you're right. That's freaking adorable.

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>>13952548
>>13952551
I don't think that was drawn by him though.

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>>13952481
>crossboarders

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

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>>13952575
Only crossies recognize crossies, take your buzzwords away from here.

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>>13952545
Most likely Leanan Sidhes and Apsaras

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>>13952582
What are you even going on about? He just said that people still scapegoat the same shit. And he's right.

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>>13951545

Old bastard.

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>>13952545
Gandharvas looking to make music for the modern world.

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>>13952551
THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN CRAYANON
IT'S TOO GOOD

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>>13952605
i know

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>>13952551
That's from pixiv, so I doubt that was crayon.

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It might be, but monster girls make me want to be a better person.
Friends and family have told me things like "You'll never find a woman if you keep dressing like a slob" and "You'll never find someone willing to marry you if you don't have a job" but I just don't care.
But then I think about monster girls, and I want to stop being a pile of shit because if they were real, they'd deserve better.

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>>13952489
True, but they have been making strides towards more limber suits as time goes on, y'never know quite where some discoveries might take us in the future.

>Spoiler
Fascinating. I wish you luck on your endeavor, whether it manifests in full or not.

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>>13951837
>implying doms ever gave a shit about ushi oni

Nope, it was romancefags and vanillafags, so fuck off.

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>>13952615
GOD DAMN IT ANON, you can fuck off, here we were haveing anice conversation we you came around bring up shit thats already blown over

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>>13951955
>The fur on her arms and legs is real but she's no more furry than a Jinko.

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>>13952548
>>13952551
Nah, that's not Crayanon's style. Sure, it has the crayon aesthetic; but it's deliberate and well-constructed, versus Crayanon's more loose, parody style.

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>>13952623
>>13952615
Again, if faggots don't like the way an MG is interpreted they can just write their own goddamned smut so we can ignore it or say it's okay

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>>13952623
I think he's bored of the peace and quiet, and is looking to stir shit up again.

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WHERES THE UPDATE LANTERN
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE UPDATES

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>>13951982
>nor does it have a story
Some day non, some day.

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>>13952370
>I love Yetis, but if we're being honest here, since they react to arousal on the mans part, if you got hard for even a second while trying to fall asleep with her, she would be all over you for a bit
I first read that as "it would be all over for you" and it still makes sense since she won't let go of you then

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I don't think any so-called "Maledomfag" actually ever announces themselves as such, and that anybody claiming to be one really is just a shitposter.

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>>13952272
Matango.

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>>13952645
Just let it die.

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>>13952645
Poe's Law.

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>>13952645
I dunno, I don't trust any of you, to be honest.
The fact that you bring this up again makes you even more suspicious.

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>>13952653
just had to be the one to say it.

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>>13952645
Again? AGAIN?

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>>13952645
YOU BLEW IT

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>>13952623
>>13952635
No you, and I wasn't even here, but what can I say, I'm not going to keep quiet at that faggot blaming doms for everything. If I really wanted to start shit, there are other gasoline soaked posts I could have used. Do you dare me motherfuckers?

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>>13952670

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>>13952675
Pouty Dragon is wonderful.
So is pouty Anubis.

You guys're gonna hate me so much.

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>>13952637
It is a shame he seems so busy these days. I really want to see how Victor's story goes, but a month between updates is killing me.
I'd rather have it this way than him just vanishing. He's the only writefag out of my favourites who isn't kill

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>>13952645
Most of the attempts to poll /mgt/ have come out with varying results, however, things do seem to constantly hover in the ballpark of femdoms outnumbering maledoms 2:1. (In polls that had the switch/equal option, I think they made up about a fifth of the votes, but the difference between fem- and maledom was still the same ratio to each other).

The point is both groups are large enough they both have assholes in them.

But as a femdom fag myself, even I have to admit, one of the only enduring shitstorms brought up by either side time and time again was a femdom fag claiming that hellhounds weren't "allowed" to be maledom, even if KC said otherwise. But that may just be because we outnumber the maledoms and are, by law of statistical averages, have a higher chance of there being a jackass among us.

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>>13952153
I think its because 75% of all threadcannon isn't about creating things you like, it's about trying to make what some one else likes complete shit.

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You're waifu a shit, my waifu is perfect and better than yours in every way. I bet you couldn't even please your waifu because your a filthy [insert male/female]domfag. You should just alp already.
Alps and cait siths are the best monster girls.
Bob is the best writefag we've ever had and .less is the best drawfag.
The smug squad are all best girls and you should accept their version of sharia law.
futa futa futa futa futa futa futa futa.

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>>13952691
>>13952675

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>>13952702

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>>13952689
That's what I said.

Watch, as someone screams "Vocal minority tho!".

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>>13952701
You forgot NTR

I guess even evil has standards.

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>>13952705

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>>13952702

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>>13952689
Lately I always had the feeling that most of the femdom guys have left and the majority are maledom now. Most of the active writefags seem to favor meek and cute girls and discussions usually involve submissive monsters. I'm not going to lie, I think its a shame the thread is taking this turn, but shitposting about it will achieve nothing.

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>>13952446
>Skyrim is a mod installation simulator, not a game.
I fucking know, right. I only ever load it up to fap now anyway, or dress my characters in whatever new shiny armor comes out.

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>>13952693
I think there's truth to this theory. Why else would threadcanon be so predominately about making the girls the exact opposite or exaggerated versions of their profiles?

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>>13952272
Pharaoh

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>>13952721
I disagree with everything except the shitposting.

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>>13952723
Man, Skyrim has been out so long and the modding community is so massive, I can only imagine that by now -- and with the right modpacks -- it's probably a higher quality sex-simulator than any triple-A Japanese eroge company could make.

>>13952729
In all fairness, in KC's utopian settings, MGs are all the best possible things they can be. Totally selfless, devoted, loving, etc. You can't really make them any better. So any changes a third party (we) make will almost inevitably be worse than the original canon.

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>>13952446
>Skyrim is a mod installation simulator, not a game.
That's every Bethesda game. You end up trying out mods more than you use them, it almost feels like clothes shopping.

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>>13952721
Nigger have you even been here lately? The last good story I remember reading was when quicksilver finished with his Hellhounds. That was full on femdom.

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>>13952721
>had the feeling that most of the femdom guys have left

You are retarded or this is the tastiest, prettiest bait I've seen since we left /a/, but in case you're honest, let's test it out.

Submmisive hellhounds are best hellhounds. Nothing like taking your obedient bitch out for walkies while she wan wans happily at you. Rubbing her belly and scatching her ears.

Oh crap, dry lightning.

Cuddling the hellhound as she cowers between your legs. Carrying her back home she she gleefully licks your face, thankful you saved her from the monsters in the sky. Having sex with the hellhound, of your own will, with you on top, and going to sleep without her assaulting you. EVER.

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>>13952741
>it's probably a higher quality sex-simulator than any triple-A Japanese eroge company could make.
It pretty much is. It's ruined the game for me, but damn if fantasy porn isn't my kink. I can't wait to see what LL will do with Fallout 4

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>>13952741
>MGs are all the best possible things they can be
Wot?

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>>13952721
>Most of the active writefags seem to favor meek and cute girls
There is no evidence of this.

>>13952765
Oh come on. As if the MGE "Rawr Im bias" bullshit isn't near 100% pro monster.

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>>13952747
I admit I haven't read Quicksilver's anything. He's probably written good stories before, but the greentexts look hastily put together and are possibly too long.

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>>13952757
OK, femdomfag reporting in, but I've got no problems with maledom. I'm not gonna judge you for your kinks unless they're really awful, and maledom isn't horrible or anything, I'm just not into it.
That said...
>thankful you saved her from the monsters in the sky
Is this a submissive hellhound, or just a not-very-bright hellhound?

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>>13952770
>Oh come on
No, you don't get to present your opinion as fact.

You wanna do that, go to /pol/.

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>>13952771
I agree with that, but so far he's made stories out of everything he's done. I assume he's doing the same with the Hellhounds one now since we haven't seen him in a few days.

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>>13952721
>>13952757

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>>13952687
Lantern was always my favorite yeah.
I wish he did smut one day.

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>>13952757
Guy you were responding to here. I know what you're doing, chances are someone will bite, but it doesn't prove anything about the ratios.

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>>13952776
Nigger you don't even read MGE. The 'author' is supposed to be biased AGAINST monsters. Yet every profile is
>monster pussy is the bestest and this one is the bestest because loli pussy and i like it oh and the order are assholes and monstergrisl only wanyyou to be happy and will makeyou feel so good you wouldn't even want to lave not even if they rape you and monster pussy is the best and you'll feel good and mamono maa and humans are the real monsters and the demons dont even have real weapons, just feel good swords and youll never go hungry and the perfect utopia is just waiting if the ashole human gods let the demon lord win

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>>13952765
Let's not pretend MGs aren't hyper-idealized in MGE. They're pretty much all presented as physically flawless, or only flaws that are cute (weak to husbandu petting, etc), love their husband with total devotion, will do anything he wishes, etc. KC takes an archetypical monster and makes it the most moe/cute/sexy/attractive it can possibly be.

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>>13952773
>Is this a submissive hellhound, or just a not-very-bright hellhound?

Dogs+thunder=FEAR

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>>13952792
Well fellow negro, that's all well and good, but "The best they can be" is still an opinion.

The fact that threadcanon even exists is proof that not everyone agrees with "the best".

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>>13952798
>will do anything he wishes
Uh

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>>13952687
>>13952788
Did something concrete happen or is he just updating less and less now?

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>>13952792
This. I never understood where the idea that the scholar is against monsters is from. He just essentially goes "WARNING: THESE ARE SOME AWESOME TITS. DO NOT GO NEAR THIS MONSTER BECAUSE THEY WILL SHOW YOU THESE AWESOME TITS." On all of them.

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>>13952802
I know that, but seriously. Hellhounds are beasts terrifying enough to be associated with Hell itself, and some of the most powerful monster girls out there. Unless it's a massive fucking brought on by thousands of Thunderbirds working in cahoots with Poseidon herself, I doubt one would freak out over just lightning.
Then again, maybe the hellhound you're referring to is a cute shy one who's easily scared by loud noises. I dunno. Whatever you're into, man. I personally like my Hellhounds dominant, but that's just me.

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>>13952798
Oh yeah, things that chase/rape/imprison/drug me are cute as hell.
I guess I must be stupid then, nevermind.

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>>13952806
KC stated that MGs and husbandus change to match each other's desire. Plus, 95% of MGs that love their mates as much as they do will probably be more than willing to change whatever he doesn't like about them to make them happier. I have a hard time seeing any guy being gentle femdom'd against his will for most MGs.

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>>13952805
I thought your beef was more general in monsters being represented positively in MGE, didn't realise you were being pedantic and splitting hairs.

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>>13952811
That's racist anon, not all monstergirls are going to be gifted with tig ol' bitties.

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>>13952810
He seems to have something going in irl, and hints that he's writing other stuff too. That's cool, because he's still updating more often than I do, but it's always hard to see such a good writer post so rarely.

I'd take quality over quantity anyday though, most writefags who practically pump out content rarely make anything great and burn out fast.

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>>13952811
WARNING: YOU'LL HAVE A LONG HAPPY LIFE WITH A COMMITED AND CARING WAIFU IF YOU LET THIS MONSTER GET TO YOU

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>>13952822
>things that chase/rape/imprison/drug me are cute as hell
I'm into that sort of stuff, so I don't mind.

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>>13952811

Now I want to see fanart of a sign that says that, pointing into a farm full of Holsts.

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>>13952825
>being pedantic and splitting hairs.
Tell me, what kind of response do you think you deserve for that? Because I was just gonna call you a faggot for assuming.

But that would be petty of me.

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>>13952773
Trust someone who owned dogs, they fucking HATE thunder. When I was little, my dog would hide under the bed every time there was a thunderstorm because he felt safe there.
This guy is probably going by the reasoning that Hellhounds are dog type monstergirls, so they'd be naturally afraid of thunder too.

That being said, I prefer Switch Hellhounds because I enjoy power struggles.
God damn do I want to cuddlefuck a Hellhound though.

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>>13952823
>I have a hard time seeing any guy being gentle femdom'd against his will for most MGs
That's like, your interpretation. Canon says that both change for their partners and that's all.

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>>13952820
does hell have thunder?

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>>13952822
Compared to, say, an actual dragon or tiger that would rip you apart and eat you? Or a Kraken or Siren that would see you drowned to death?

Yes, monsters in MGE are the most idealized they could possibly be. If you think the alternative is better, than yes, you really are stupid.

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>>13952833
Not gonna lie: That seems weird to me.

>>13952844
>If you think the alternative is better, than yes, you really are stupid.
If you absolutely have to put words in my mouth, why not a nice word like "Waffles"?

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>>13952773
Dogs literally shit and piss themselves when thunders hit.
>>13952843
Maybe not, but hellhounds aren't really used to living up here, are they?

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>>13952838
You were though. You had no problem with the general assertion that monsters were represented with a positive attitude, but with something small and trite
>No, fuck you faggot, it's not Part A Article B paragraph C Line D, you fucking moron, it's Part A Article B paragraph C Line D Subsect E!
Okay so the guy's use of 'best' is subjective. Can you really not just take his forest for the trees?

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>>13952841
I own a dog too, and she's scared of thunder. She's scared of the dryer because it sounds like thunder. Not on the level that >>13952851 describes, but she does get freaked out.
But yeah, his reasoning makes sense.

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>>13951425
There was a price to pay for making kikis dom. Quid Pro Quo NIGGA.

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>>13952852
>Okay so the guy's use of 'best' is subjective.
Which was my whole point. And no, I don't care much for his forest.

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>>13952820
>some of the most powerful monster girls out there
No just stop it hellhounds a fucking small time compared to ANY high tier monster. They are just guard dogs from hell.

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>>13952857
Careful not to fall for it again

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>>13952861
Hence why I said you were splitting hairs and being pedantic.

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>>13952866
I don't see how his statement is wrong, but sure.

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>>13952868
>his

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>>13952856
I'm just imagining a dominant Hellhound on top of a guy taunting him while riding him when suddenly a thunderstorm starts, she shouts in fear, pulls the covers over both of them and and holds the guy close while whimpering.
What follows is the guy calming her down with cuddlefucking and headpats.
Maybe some handholding and kissing too.
Goddamn, Hellhounds are versatile.

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>>13952867
Well, try to be a little more clear next time, and I won't have to correct you.

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>>13952820
>Hellhounds are beasts terrifying enough to be associated with Hell itself,
Dude...
>and some of the most powerful monster girls out there.
You got a single fact to back that up? NO, DON'T. Because we'll get into powerlevel bullshit and that's no fun for anyone. Well I like it, but, then assholes get involved and you know where that leads
>I doubt one would freak out over just lightning
Dogs are dogs
>Then again, maybe the hellhound you're referring to is a cute shy one who's easily scared by loud noises. I dunno. Whatever you're into, man. I personally like my Hellhounds dominant, but that's just me.
I see you missed the entire point of that exercise and >>13952791 was right.

C'est la thread.

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>>13952857
I can't believe I'm responding but here we are.
I think one writefag did that and it was never spoken of again. On the other hand, sub Hellhounds are mentioned all the time on the threads. Admittedly, I think most mentions of it are people like yourself and dom kolbold guy just trying to be assholes.

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>>13952880
>implying
Then quote us both and you'll get a nice screenshot in record time.
>B-but your paint skills are too amazing
I am pretty good, but I can't stop time.

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>>13952886
I could have sworn that the MGE said Hellhounds were some of the most powerful girls out there. Upon rereading, I was mistaken. They are really powerful, just not on the level I described. My mistake.

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>>13952883
I didn't post it. And if you're not going to actually engage in any discussion don't bitch about minor details.

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>>13952864
She's stronger than the average human

Before anyone starts to complain notice that I didn't say anything about a trained dude on a fantasy setting or anything like that

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>>13952900
I can bitch about whatever I fancy, thank you very much.

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>>13952902
A well trained dude in a fantasy setting is akin to god.

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>>13952886
>Because we'll get into powerlevel bullshit and that's no fun for anyone.
>tfw no MG battle shonen

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>>13952887
I don't know about one writefag but we've had countless arguments about kikis being doms or subs, then our side said fuck it, have them, but mention a sub hellhound and you bastards lose your heads. Fair is fair, so I don't know why you're still bitching.

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>>13952857
Are you trying to compare one faggot forcing it and one story with tens of shitstorms?

I know the only purpose of your reply is to start even more shit but at least put some effort

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>>13952864
That not even the god who created them could tame. Come off it dude.
>Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
Now, what is Hell in a world with fire breathing dragons and skeleton girls? They had to have shown their enemy something. Your assertion that they are just slightly warmer kobold girls with neat fire eyes is stale bait

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>>13952614
Oh, absolutely, yeah. Compare older spacesuit designs to newer ones, and to conceptual designs and suits yet to be used (that one Buzz Lightyear looking suit comes to mind) and there's no way you can say suits aren't getting more advanced.
It's just that protection against cosmic radiation is one of those hard roadblocks with no real solutions to besides "we need to work around it so we never actually have to confront the problem."

It just means that skintight spacesuits are unlikely to ever be a thing. Or at least for EVA stuff. The ISS is still protected by Earth's geomagnetic field, which is why people can stay so long up there, with the only limiting factor being the atrophy their bones and muscles experience due to the freefall conditions. That's mitigated by exercise, but again, it's still just extending the time you have up there before symptoms set in.

One of the interesting things with a monstergirl story in that setting is just making things by meshing it all together. I mean, monstergirls are basically magical creatures. So why not see if you can create some rules for all that magic, and apply it into making solutions? Like, say, integrating wurm scales, or the material they're made out of, into suits. Now you've thin, incredibly durable armour to protect against debris. And with the sort of thing wurms can be exposed to, the scales might even be dense enough, with some extra magical help, to offer protection in space.

So as you might be able to imply from all that, I've gotten so involved with world building, that its drowned out the story making component of the story.

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I still want to fuck Gardevoir.

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>>13952927
She's not a monstergirl though.

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>>13952893
You'll say anything to support your lies samefag.

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>>13952931
Female ones are literally monster girls. Pokemon is short for Pocket Monster ya dongermongerer

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>>13952934
And you didn't quote us both because you know you're full of shit.

Next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952924
I think you're taking that a bit to literally, Hell in MGE is likely full of demonic types spoiling the "damned" rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952934
Just stop replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952924
Just because you cant tame something dosent make it inherently strong. And hell and heaven arnt particularity special places in a setting were god literally exist and regularly speaks/blesses hero's.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl doctor to use mamono mana to cure this damn cold of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952923
I'm not him, but literally nothing happened when Quicksilver was doing his dom kiki greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952922
>then our side said fuck it, have them
No you didn't. Some of you said that, just like some of them said the same. Meanwhile some of you were still bitching as much as the other side.

Funny how you think you can talk for all the people that shares your same fetish, and how you play the victim.

>>13952934
And you're either samefagging or trying to start more shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952943
I want to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952952
>Quicksilver
>greentext
Well, that explains why I never heard of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't just let that slappyfight die, could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952953
>Meanwhile some of you were still bitching as much as the other side.
That is not true. There were hardly any shitstorms because of dom kikis.

If you're gonna lie, at least make it believable

[Anonymous No.]

So at the end, the guy that wanted to start shit with his dom kobold got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952963
They're bored. Just leave them be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952941
>implying paint is hard

Maledumb pls. Then again, it might just be for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Do people really care about this inane stuff?
I think we really need to ask this question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952927
And I still would fuck a tomboy Flareon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952966
shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952972
Ok, you're baiting, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952974
>>13952927
/vp/ go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

We could just let the subs to the doms and the doms to the subs, but obviously we want everything so that cannot be.

I guess I'm the only one that thinks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952963
I want to lick her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952989
Or...we let everyone have everything, because that's what the fucking material says.

Then again, I might just be insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952974
Muh nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952989
I don't really care.
I just like lamias, man.
Nobody hates lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952968
They can go eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952989
What exactly are you trying to say with this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952963
I want to do lewd things to those abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953001
I do. Get some legs, scrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952963
We have a couple of very butthurt anons on as usual. They're all going to have their repetitive shitflinging session whether we like it or not at this time of day.

I like your picture. Buff girls with big tits are amazing, too bad it doesn't work like that in real life, or I'd actually go to the gym.
I wish captcha actually knew what the things it wanted me to select were. Cool, you want a picture of a banana - banana chosen - DENIED. Ok, select the pies - pie selected - DENIED. Choose the prams - Have a fucking sportscar - ACCEPTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952974
Dat leafeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952953
Write some dom kikis stuff right now, no one will bitch at you, but the second sub hellhound comes up you get the "stronger than a god" guy, the tryhard maledoms guy, HFY guys and the rest, so don't even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953001
They're shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953011
Oh that's a low blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953011

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953001
I don't hate them, but I'm afraid of them accidentally strangling me to death in the middle of a winter night.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I never write anymore because I don't ever know how to open a fucking story outside of some stupid contrived shit like them waking up from being knocked out or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953012
Buff + big tits is one of my favorite body types. Jinkos a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953019
>>13953020
Whatever, you can't stop me.

If only you had legs to stop me with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953012
>Buff girls with big tits are amazing
My nigga, even better if they also have big butts, and fortunately the Oni stories we've had thus far featured fat-bottomed Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953000
>They will never improve Flareon and not make her a glass cannon
Such a fluffy design wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953004
I think he's saying that the doms keep trying to make the dom monsters into subs and the subs keep trying to turn the sub monsters dom.

My theory is its one or two assholes on both sides trying and succeeding to start fights. Probably the same idiots who do the "My side is the victim here! We never do nuffin' wrong!" crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953022
being buried/baried alive and having to dig ther way out?
im shit at spelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953022
To think I too was going to transition into something that way.
Of course, I would've continued had my computer not restarted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953022
You think that's bad? Try not realizing you've named three characters with the exact same name until it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953041
Shhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952999
>let everyone have everything

Even the yurifags, kemonofags and futafags?

You ARE insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953028
I haven't been able to find enough Oni stories outside of that one and the one that starts with the Oni hermit saving the dude who was about to commit suicide. Anybody know good ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953050
I think it's pretty bad because it's literally the only default story opener I have and it infuriates me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953058
>Guts with 2 arms
immersion ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953022

Start in media res. Once you've set things up to your liking try and figure out how far back you need to go to have things make sense for a newcomer to the story. Start from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953014
You really seem intent on blowing this up as hard as possible, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953058
>spoiler
No, these people are banned from /mgt/, for good reason. I was refering to the subs and doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953014
Don't forget my favorite, le Gary Stu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953012
>>13953023
>>13953028
>The best body types don't exist in real life
I fucking hate this reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953041
The worst part is, we're stuck with them, because oh, they have to like monster girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953070
Sure, you can imply bait, and you might be right even.

That doesn't change the fact that he's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953022
I like to begin things in the middle of an event or daily routine just before things go wrong. It feels lazy but it seems to work.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the optimal amount of Garys for a stew? I want a tasty stew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953066
Well he had two arm when he entered the eclipse.

But he did lose the eye soon after.

Jesus fuck stop being a nitpicking fuck and just enjoy the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953072
>banned from /mgt/
dont start this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953088
Clearly it's taken right after his eye was taken out and right before his cut his own arm off.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bite a Vampire's neck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953096
He lost the arm first, then the eye, which means you were right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953093
>taking banned literal
You know, since I don't get payed for this, I don't even care about explaining it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953083
But he isn't. I haven't seen anyone try and discuss dom kiki in ages, but people still try the sub Hellhound thing now.

For the record, dom Kiki is just as stupid as sub Hellhound. I wish both concepts would be laughed off for the retarded shit they are.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a vampire to try my blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953070
Is it wrong? Is it? You deny it happens every fucking time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953059
http://pastebin.com/yxMUpfmd
http://pastebin.com/SFcaHAyY
http://pastebin.com/4t9YMEMT
There was also that one thing AnonLich did, but it doesn't show up on his account.
>>13953080
Because 3D a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952999
>because that's what the fucking material says
As If we follow all what KC says

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953118
>http://pastebin.com/4t9YMEMT
Already read that one, but thanks for the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953061
>A Tanuki will never offer you an "Alternative Payment Plan" to pay off your debt to her.
>Said plan will never be four months of indentured servitude to her as her private, at home semen pump.
>She'll never pour exotic oils onto your body and then wrap her delicate fingers around your dick and pump until you don't have anything left to give. All with a lewd sadistic grin on her face.
>She'll never feed you a diet of aphrodisiac laced food, and spike you with Manticore spines to make sure you can give her semen whenever she wants.
>She'll never learn all your weak spots so she can reduce you to a quivering overstimulated mess with ease.
>She'll never jerk and suck you off for hours and hours every day.
>At the end of your servitude, she'll never offer you a deal for her to cover your living expenses for the rest of your life.
>She'll never bashfully hug her own tail and sway back and forth cutely while explaining she's asking you to marry her.
>She'll never try to sweeten the deal by offering you exclusive access to her virgin pussy.

God damn it anon, why did you have to post that? Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953084
My other problems are various like being afraid to go out of the box and do something somewhat new/done by KC since i'm not sure the thread would care or like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953112
Yes, but if I made you go to the archives and pick out how many times dom kikis caused a fuss, and I went and counted all the times sub hellhounds did, I would have to do more work than you.

And quite frankly, that seems a little unfair to me.

>spoiler
I think both are fine. Really don't see what the problem is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953112
Kikimoras aren't really even dominant monstergirls anyway. All they really do is say:
>"You NEED to go to work, Master."
>"You NEED to get your life together, Master."
>"I'm gonna make sure that Master becomes a successful man, no matter what it takes."
I wouldn't necessarily classify that kind of behavior as dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950460
Probably, she wouldn't be very alpha if she was a chubby neet. Anyways writefagging is a lot more fun than I remembered it to be. Gonna try to have the first chapter finished by this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS new slapstick
not translated though
http://exhentai.org/g/843664/c80bc1d85b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953121
I mean, I get why we don't. The guy has the writing abilities of a piece of ham.

But that one point works in everyone's favor. Why not use it?

[Anonymous No.]

I think the reason people complain so much about muh maledom is because female monsters just lend themselves to femdom so much easier, what with being, you know, monsters. These things children are taught to fear, these pivotal forces that convince man to stay away from the forests, beings which man turns to when he cannot explain phenomena himself.

To rise above such creatures is inherently HFY. I think this view is supported with creatures like elves who aren't really seen so much as monsters, and have this whole maledom culture around them, the only exclusion the inherently femdommy dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953126
Because we both need to feel it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953140
>New slapstick
>New doujin title
"Is that a lamia!?"
>It's an earthworm
>...Continue about my business
It's just not the same, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953126
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953134
>I wouldn't necessarily classify that kind of behavior as dominant.

Boy you have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953134
I got involved in one shitstorm once and I was trying to defend exactly that. They will take the lead if necessary but in the end what they want is a man they can call a master with proud, so that's why they force the man so much.

I was obviously told to fuck off for trying to turn them into doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953140
looks like manticore has got some tailpussy competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953137
>Gonna try to have the first chapter finished by this morning.
Awesome, I look forward to it whoever-you-are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953140
>Slapstick
>Creepy crawly girls
>Threesome at the end.
>Those fucking tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953128
I think that's bullshit, and you just want to feel like a victim and make a fuss. I'm done with this now, go ahead continue this if you want, but I'm not partaking in it any longer.

>>13953134
Yes, which is why I said it was stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953145
I seriously think the problem has always been KC trying to please everyone about everything at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953163
>you just want to feel like a victim and make a fuss
Yes, I am also done with you, I think.
Good talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953137
Chubby neet dragons are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953145
>I think the reason people complain so much about muh maledom is because female monsters just lend themselves to femdom so much easier, what with being, you know, monsters

Except it's fantasy, so it can be whatever one wants, but you just said it, that would be wanking and HFY, it can't just be someone enjoying themselves.

Perfectly. Calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953145
Humans beat monsters all the time, in every medium.
And this is a JRPG-esque fantasy setting.

So no, "HFY"ing is perfectly valid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953168
Only chubby neet dragons believe this, no human boy would ever want one

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how monsters would react if they were reading this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953180
I think I can agree with this.
Who wouldn't want to go adventuring with monster waifus while fighting off monster not-waifus?

It's only really HFY when people like >>13874380 start posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953186
A Shirohebi would probably be yanking off her husband's zipper in order to show the thread the meaning of "femdom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953170
>Except it's fantasy, so it can be whatever one wants,
That alone doesn't dispel generations of fearing the concept of 'monster' You're just trying to make yourself angry at this point, people can like what they want that doesn't change that monsters tend to lend them selves to domination more easily.

>>13953180
Just look at myth, legend, weigh the instances where man triumphs over monster without any aid against the instances where he submits or has outside help. If you're not going to assume outside help, it's fair that generally speaking a monster makes a monster because it is something a human has no power over, is helpless against, you slap tits on it and it ends itself to femdom very well.

Again, you then have elves and to a lesser extend faeries who aren't seen is such a similar light, and these creatures lend themselves to maledom very well, I think often because they have inherent faults that man can manipulate for piece of mind, i.e. counting grain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953186
Wonder why they're wasting their time reading idiotic bickering over nothing, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953186

Wow, imagine if monsters could read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953186
I don't care. I don't like them because of their opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953182
I wouldn't mind a Chubby NEET Dragon.

>>13953186
They'd track the IPs of people who say they like their species and then "rape" them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953182
I would.
I'd take the chubbiest neet dragon and love her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953180
>Wanting the bad guys to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953170
>mfw somebody saved a picture I edited

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953198
Sure, but "lending" itself to something does not exclude the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953205
>>13953207
Alright, how much is a chubby neet dragon paying you guys to shill for her kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953207
>bad guys
Oh yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953198
>That alone doesn't dispel generations of fearing the concept of 'monster'
Only weak people like woman and children "Fear" monsters most men see them as something causing problems that needs to be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953214
Didn't mean to quote >>13953207, I meant >>13953204

Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953112
>but people still try the sub hellhound thing now
>implying it's bait

You ever stop to think that DOMS
like DOMMING unruly girls as subs enjoy submitting to dom ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953215
It's true. Humans have a greater capacity for cruelty then monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953207
weak bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953221
That would require anons to not be autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953211
Definitely not and that was never the point, I just suggested a theory for why people seemed more inclined to complain about instances of maledom over monsters rather than femdom over man.

>>13953218
Most men were raised in part by women, all men were once children.
>most men see them as something causing problems that needs to be killed.
Lets not pretend fear isn't the underlying motive here. Insert Yoda Quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953222
Capacity itself means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953228
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953218
Men see them as both. The Order brainwash them telling them they eat people and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dommy kikis
You know, isn't it a pretty dommy thing to take a generally submissive girl and make her dom you?
Isn't it all just a power-bottom play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953228
>Definitely not and that was never the point
Well, I guess we are in agreement then. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim Rule >>>>>> Human "Freedom"

This is a fact

>>13953238
>power-bottom play
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953242
>This is a bait
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953242
Leading the situation from a position at the bottom. Like taking a quivering moeblob and forcing her to harden up and ride your pelvis into dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953235
>brainwash them telling them they eat people and such.
Except they legit DID eat people. Just because the monsters tell you they changed and dont eat people anymore dosent make it a good idea to just invite them into your bed without worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953198
And you seem to forget men are conquerors, so saying they lend themselves to domination doesn't mean shit, especially in MGE which is made to give you whatever you want, outside of NTR I guess, and that's debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953250
The Order (the high ranks at least) know what's going on but they're still playing the game so they don't lose the control they have over human nations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953238
>power-bottom play
>Kiki actively grinding against your dick from a semi missionary position
I can go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still be pounced on on your way to work even if you explained to you MG attacker that if you're late to your soul-sucking fulltime job, you're gonna get fired and become homeless, as evidenced from your wasted, tired look?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait until KC comes out with his game or whatever. So that hopefully he can cement a solid lore that we can all agree on.
Maybe something nice will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953259
Anon, they are animals. They don't care about your problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953209
I like it a lot.

>>13953228
>fear
In MGE you'd be right, in reality though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953259

You'd get pounced and taken to her home where she'll force you to relax and become a house-husband

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you put a wonderland monster on drugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953250
>Monsters claim to not eat people anymore
>Instances of people being eaten by monsters plummet drastically to nill
Hmmm,

>>13953252
>And you seem to forget men are conquerors
Over what? Nature? There are more myths and legends and stories in which man cannot conquer monster, nature, time, and a great number of things other than their fellow man. Your argument has no basis until you actually deliver something. Look at Jeckyll and Hyde, Frankenstein, these all deal in intrinsic human nature that man cannot simply dominate. there are vast artistic movements like the naturalist romantics and the sublime which all deal in man being incapable of conquering forces incomprehensible to them, forces oft personified as monsters. Please back your argument up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953261
>spoiler
Why would that ever happen? Anon, for fuck's sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953231
Yes it does. It's hinted that the DL wants to stop the "monsters attack humans" instincts to help both sides live in peace. Heck, there's plenty of monsters that hardly harm humans. All monsters want a nice husband to live and cuddle so they can stop being monstrous to humans, while some humans are bastards and will kick and scream to stay that way.

[Anonymous No.]

So which monster girl do you think would be most likely to lure an unsuspecting guy into a dark alley where she and a bunch of other girls gangrape him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953252
>And you seem to forget men are conquerors
Yes, they've conquered against their own race. Such a conqueror.

>>13953261
>Nice things happening
>Ever
Didn't these threads teach you anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Werebat onee-san with Ramlethals body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953102
I wonder if she would find your attempt amusing, or cute.

>>13953126
Sounds sweet as fuck.

>>13953259
Unless she were prepared to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953269
SOMEONE SAID IT

SHUT THE THREAD NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953261
Is the game gonna be based in the MGE universe? It still won't stop people fighting.

>KC
>consistency
>/mgg/ agreeing on anything but what it hates

Anon, you're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953214
Only thing she's paying me is her smile.
Especially when I pick up a few snacks for her and massage her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953278
I'd lethally ram her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953275
Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953273
No, "capacity" is like "potential". It doesn't mean shit until it's actually utilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953269
Okay, first of all, don't do that.
Bad things happen when you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953275
A group of Soldier Beetles lure their future husband into their equivalent of Fight Club, and the winner gets to have a go with him first before the rest of the harem does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953269
Reality melts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953255
They have to keep 80% of the world together you cant just announce that the hated enemy of humanity is suddenly not so bad and expect everyone to just go with it. There would be chaos all over the world something they want to avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953273
>not wanting to be enslaved
>or raped
>or drugged
>or imprisoned
Yeah, why would they ever resist? I can't imagine why...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953283
Enjoy sinking your hands into her soft pudgy flesh while she happily munches away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953297
Why do people here think they'll be "imprisoned" in some manner? Also:
>not liking rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953273
Just because the DL "Wants" to do something dosent mean she should be allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants and hope it works out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953287
But Humans do. Quite often in fact.

>>13953297
I already told you, they don't want to do those things if the actions of the DE are any indication. Besides, many monsters don't do these things or would rather not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953299
>liking rape
How can you say you like it if you never tried it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953295
Anon they're not doing it because of that and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953273
>B-Bu-But all monsters are gooooooooooood and humans are evil, forest-burning saveges.
Ferngully plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953304
well considering this is a fictional religion/government we have no idea why they really do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953302
>Quite often in fact

Unless you can show me stats that say more than 50% of humans do that, I'll just go ahead and dismiss "quite often".

Besides, defending themselves is hardly "cruel".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953277
>against their own race
Against everything, animals, nature, disease, opposing nations, you kidding me mate?

>>13953270
>Over what? Nature?
See above.
>There are more myths and legends and stories in which man cannot conquer monster, nature, time, and a great number of things other than their fellow man
The opposite as well, and you have to take into account were written in times when people were grossly subjected to the whims of the powerful and had no voice, so pessimism and powerlessness in the face of...stuff was very common.
>Look at Jeckyll and Hyde, Frankenstein, these all deal in intrinsic human nature that man cannot simply dominate.
You're talking psychology and human nature now, to which I reply force of will, idealism, altruism and drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953309
Basically this whole argument boils down to Gundam Wing logic.
You never really know why anyone's doing anything at any given point, so you might as well take it easy and pick a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953308
I said some, not all.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would you prefer?

An excitable loli kitsune with great magical power, able to cast spells at the level of most wizards?
Or a tall, slightly curvy kitsune with a calmer, placid demeanour, who blesses you with her divine luck and protection for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953275
Manticores and Cheshires. They're both smug fucks, and they would not hesitate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953309
>well considering this is a fictional religion/government we have no idea why they really do anything.
Yes we do, because KC has explicitly said so. Stop spreading bullshit to cover your own idiocy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953309
They're basically the catholic church from the Dark-Middle Age. They're using people's fear and ignorance to hold the power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953302
>many monsters don't do these things or would rather not.
God forbid we make them. Truly, we are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953303
Because it'd be enthralling if I gave a monster chase and had to make her earn her right to have her way with, and husbando me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953273
Well, living in fear for centuries upon centuries because of evil monsters that raped and ate humans seems like a good reason not to trust them in any form or way.

You can bet your ass I wouldn't be touching no street dog ever again if I got bitten by one during childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953316
>following anyone/anything blindly

HET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953327
This makes no sense to me, but good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953327
>tfw I'm equating this to hide and seek
>You could easily just NOT fucking hide from your friends, but half the fun is in wanting to be hunted down like an animal
It's a silly metaphor, but it works.

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>>13953333
I'm not saying nothing about following blindly.
It's more like, "Ech, who cares. Might as well find a Jinko or something."

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>>13953337
Except your friends don't want to stick your dick in their ass once they find you... most of the time.

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>>13953299

Put away your meme card, the people of MGE don't know what the monsters want from them, and ages past saw them eaten and massacred, so of course they're not going to trust them. The rape we talk about here isn't even rape, it's bodice ripper type sex, not "I'm going to punch and kick you and stab you until you can't do anything to stop me raping you."

[Anonymous No.]

All i want is a hug.

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>>13953337
You my nigga.
Also, congrats on that Sheik-Kunoichi thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953342
Wait...it's not part of the game?

I think I need to a word with someone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953345
Give five dollars to a hooker, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you volunteer to take a new drug that renders you immune to mamono mana? Would monstergirls protest against it?

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>>13953352
Yeah, like I'm gonna trust some guy in a white coat.

They probably all work for "them".

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>>13953352
>Would you volunteer to take a new drug that renders you immune to mamono mana?
Fuck no.
>Would monstergirls protest against it?
Fuck yeah.

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>>13953339
>you never know what anyone is doing at any given point, so you might as well take it easy

If that is not following blindly, it's still a poor example of how to live. I SAY THEE NAY!

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>>13953352
A drug like this would solve 99% of the settings problems so sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to tell you all what I often told you when you were much younger: I like you just the way you are.

There's no vitriol hidden behind this spoiler. I just want you all to be good friends who respect the choices and quirks of those you share your precious time with.

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>>13953298
I will, thank you very much.
She's going to be the happiest dragon neet in the land with all the snacks she could want.

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>>13953352
At least human girls would be able to benifit from it.

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>>13953344
>the people of MGE don't know what the monsters want from them
And? Who gives a fuck about them, it's not like they exist anyways.

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>>13953352
>Would monstergirls protest against it?
Of course not.

They would just turn the entire laboratory producing it into a demon realm and whoever approved of it into a semen demon.

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>>13953339
>Ech
Fuck off Jon, go make some videos already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953350
i dont want those kinds of hugs

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>>13953352
So that if I get raped by an ushi oni sex with her really will break my pelvis and possibly kill me? No, I'll stick to guns.

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>>13953352
I would sabotage it

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>>13953281
>SHUT THE THREAD NOW

>Bolt the door shut
>Seal the captcha in a lockbox
>Block the reply button with heavy furniture
>Anon forgot Cheshires can teleport
>trapped in a room/tread with a drugged-our Cheshire for several days

Well, you reap what you sow.

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>>13953366
If you're arguing for rape, you have to take into account that most people there don't even know what monsters want is sex. Lazy ass pleb.

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>>13953359
God rest his soul he will be missed

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>>13953375
>not having an anti-teleport field generator
>not at least having anti-teleport runes

How much of a scrub can you be?

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>>13953375
FUCK THIS GUY'S RIGHT

UNSHUT THE THREAD NOW

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>>13953315
>See above.
All these are very mundane things, and man has not conquered nature. Man is still just as subject to things like disease, cancer, certainly with the advent of technology we aregetting closer but we are not there yet, and we will never dominate the wrath of a volcano or the fury of the tides.
>you have to take into account were written in times when people were grossly subjected to the whims of the powerful and had no voice, so pessimism and powerlessness in the face of...stuff was very common.
That fact that things are beginning to change does nothing to argue against my initial argument of pre-existing dispositions still greatly shaping the way we view things such as monsters. There needs to be a great many more years of humans ruling over nature for the value of 'monster' to shift. Not to mention, the more we dominate and the more we learn, the more we encounter things we are powerless in the face of. Black hole for example. With Astronomy came the realisation we did not dominate the heavens, they did not revolve around us. This pattern will only continue. And man will always know the things he cannot control or dominate as 'monster'. It takes a back seat in the mind as vocabulary grows and men are better able to express their ignorance without relying on some phenomenon that steals children, but none the less it will always be monstrous.
>You're talking psychology and human nature now
No, I'm talking intrinsic elements that man has not and I believe cannot master utterly. All monsters are is an extension of this. Succubi are only idols of lust. As such the church personified them as demons and something to be feared, but ultimately, man realized lust was something most if not all men must eventually succumb to. Similarly, Frankenstien could be said to be a monster depicting what happens when men tries to master death.

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>>13953275
Succubutts

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>>13953275
Baphomets.

>Strongest MG in profile description
>Looks like one of the smallest and weakest

Might as well be the trap and ambush MG.

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>>13953315
>nature
>disease
Barely controlled. They're still kill people by the thousands every year. I wouldn't call that a conquest.

>opposing nations
Still humans.

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>>13953315
> force of will, idealism, altruism and drugs
Force of will does not deny the fear men feel, it simply urges men to act through it, and to take this back to my initial point, force of will alone is an individual trait and doesn't change monsters easier lending themselves to domination. Idealism is only escapism from the harsh reality of facing that which we cannot contoll, and I would argue that idealism alone is actually a detriment to the advancement of man over the concept of monster. Altruism is neither here nor there. Again drugs alone are a detriment.

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>>13953382
>lust was something most if not all men must eventually succumb to.
But that's wrong you can conquer lust with willpower alone.

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>>13953401
I think the problem with HFY is that for all the virtues it extols it is forever a case of a single or a single band of men rising above. It will never truly upturn conceptions of 'monster' until it is all of humanity that rises up. To use force of will is in itself an admission that humanity as a whole is helpless, yet it denies this and merely focuses on the exception and takes it for humanities roll model despite the fact that the vast majority can never and will never match it.

HFY is the Emperor of Man. An exception, and not a true example of man as it would like to have you believe. True humanity is the weak, level one, neutral aligned NPC, and to such a being the concept of 'monster' will always seem a dominating force, as will thecreatures that personify such firces, such as Succubi.

Or do you mean to tell me that lust isn't seen as a universal baser instinct that the majority of men are helpless before, and use to hide their own failings?

The fact that is has its own avatars across countless societies and civilizations would argue against you.

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>>13953401
not when your sleep deprived

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>>13953419
>Sleep deprived
That's when you're most able to tell lust to fuck off. You're too tired to give a shit to anything. That's how it goes for me at least

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>>13953382
>mundane
So? Still true.
>man has not conquered nature
Debatable, all I know is that I'm not living in mud hut or in a dead tree somewhere fearing for my life because of wolves, tigers, or a cut that might get infected.
>still subject to things like disease
And they ain't killed us yet, that's why humanity leapfrogs through time, to conquer what we can't today. When you say conquer, you mean being immune to disease and the like? Perfect organisms?
>we will never dominate the wrath of a volcano and the fury of the tides
You sure about that bro? You've been to the future and can confirm this?
>the more we dominate and learn, the more things we find ourselves powerless against
And in time we'll beat them as well, does the word progress mean nothing to you?
>I'm talking intrinsic elements that man has not and I believe cannot master utterly
You're generalizing. If I understand you, you're saying there are things in us we cannot control, impulses and the like? If that were true, why aren't isn't 100% of humanity killing, raping and looting all the time?
>succubi are idols of lust
So deadly sins now? Why isn't everyone a fat fuck? Why isn't everyone a lazy fuck, a greedy fuck, a prideful fuck, an envious fuck?

I don't buy it.

You talk a lot.

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>>13953386
I want to go at with a baphomet for so long that she starts pleading for me to stop as her belly swells with seed until she ahegos

[Anonymous No.]

How does one please three sun goddesses without getting killed or without all three trying to kill each other?

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>>13953418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRhn0qqQsY

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>>13953418
This man speaks truth

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>>13953418
Shit what the fuck are you smoking.

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>>13953418
except your forgetting this is a fucking fantasy setting so if you wanna be the god emperor of mankind then you can. Your trying to use real life examples to justify humans being weak in a fantasy setting.

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>>13953432
Fuck them, wheres my fluffy jackal goddess with the shark teeth and long tongue? I want her to abuse me and step on my, calling me her worthless servant!

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>>13953432
Lots of headpats and stamina.

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>>13953432
Tell the to fuck off and hang with my bro solair.

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>>13953392
>it simply urges men to act through it
Goo enough, those who don't advance achieve nothing.
and doesn't change monsters easier lending themselves to domination
Do you see this shit >>13953382? You think I have the presence of mind right now to be talking about your opinions on monsters? I'll just say that when man sees something that scares them, they do one of two things, they submit or conquer it, and I don't see a lot of things that have us by the tail.
>Idealism is only escapism from the harsh reality of facing that which we cannot contoll,
I disagree, to me, idealism is looking for better options and ways of life for everyone, meanwhile we make do with what we have, you're confusing idealists with dreamers.
>Altruism is neither here nor there
All those charitable organizations, and church programs and things like the Salvation Army sure had me fooled, this world is shit.
>drugs alone are a detriment
Only as good or bad as who uses them

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>>13953418
Boy, there's a lot of bias here.

>until it is all of humanity that rises up
"The will of a single man", my friend.

>HFY is the Emperor of Man. An exception
>True humanity is the weak, level one, neutral aligned NPC
In a fantasy setting where everyone can get strong? Hardly.

> lust isn't seen as a universal baser instinct that the majority of men are helpless before
Sure would like to know where you get your stats from.

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>>13953429
>So? Still true
The mundane were never the monstrous forces I speak of. Irrelevant.
>all I know is
You are a man, you are not man.
>And they ain't killed us yet
No, they haven't killed you yet. Disease has claimed many.
> When you say conquer, you mean being immune to disease and the like? Perfect organisms?
Isn't that what it means or man to truly conquer over nature?
>And in time we'll beat them as well, does the word progress mean nothing to you?
Only for larger powers to rear their heads, obviously. Is there an end? I don't believe so. Perhaps at some stage we will become our own monsters. The point is, the concept of 'monster' forever will be a dominating force.
>You're generalizing. If I understand you, you're saying there are things in us we cannot control, impulses and the like? If that were true, why aren't isn't 100% of humanity killing, raping and looting all the time?
I'll throw your argument right back at you. Why aren't 100% of humanity not killing, raping and looting all the time? There are other monsters in place stopping man from acting on his baser instincts. Have a look into Hobbes and his concept of the Leviathan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan_(book)

>So deadly sins now? Why isn't everyone a fat fuck? Why isn't everyone a lazy fuck, a greedy fuck, a prideful fuck, an envious fuck?
Again, why is every one not a lazy fuck? Your argument isn't really a argument.

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>>13953469
>Telling The Sun to fuck off with Solaire
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953432
Try using both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT MAKE DEALS WITH THE FAIR FOLK
DO NOT TRUST THE FAIR FOLK
DO LISTEN TO THE FAIR FOLK
EVERYTHING THE FAIR FOLK DOES IT DOES TO PUT THE MORTAL MAN DOWN
THEY ARE NOT YOUR ALLIES
THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND
THEY ARE CERTAINLY NOT YOUR WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to fuck a busty Arachne guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953477
>The point is, the concept of 'monster' forever will be a dominating force.
Only if your a pussy and let it dominate you.

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>>13953499
Yeah but is she a dom or a sub, so we can start complaining again

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>>13953418
Personally, I think the problem with HFY is that you have situations like what >>13953193 explains.

You have people who are like
>"Yeah, humans are capable of a lot of things. We've got thumbs, and we can think for ourselves, and we make things. It all works in our favor from time to time."
Which is okay.

But then you have people who try to play the whole "WE'RE HUMAN, DON'T FUCK WITH US," but it comes off as just dumb, bordering on an inferiority complex.
I usually tend to classify the latter as what HFY is. For me, it's more of a negative phrase than anything else.

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>>13953464
Follow the sounds of moaning slaves and the GAKAKAKAs, she isn't far

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>>13953494
they are too small for dicks

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>>13953503
She's a dom, that also lactates!

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>>13952335
Do you mean Nereid?
If so, they have Undines to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953512
Beta
Bitchboy
Mommy issues

Eh, I don't know what more to say, I don't usually pay attention to this.

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>>13953512
>Being domed by a LITERAL bug
how pathetic

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>>13953470
>idealism is looking for better options and ways of life for everyone, meanwhile we make do with what we have, you're confusing idealists with dreamers.
idealism
ʌɪˈdɪəlɪz(ə)m,-ˈdiːə-/Submit
noun
1.
the unrealistic belief in or pursuit of perfection.
"the idealism of youth"
PHILOSOPHY
any of various systems of thought in which the objects of knowledge are held to be in some way dependent on the activity of mind.

You are talking of the philosophical idealism, yeah? I must be tired because your point is going right over my head. Care to clarify?
>All those charitable organizations, and church programs and things like the Salvation Army sure had me fooled, this world is shit.
Again I fail to see what this has to do with monsters. You seem to misunderstand my argument, the presence of monsters doesn't some how invalidate acts of kindness. What exactly are you getting at?

>>13953476
>"The will of a single man", my friend.
What do you mean? Do you mean to say that the will of a single man is enough to spur humanity as a whole onward? Do you have any examples?

>Sure would like to know where you get your stats from.
What do you mean? It is common sense that they are everywhere. The christian sucubus, the greek Satyr, the nymph and so forth. I could keep going but those are the three off the tip of my tongue. Lust has always been personified as a monster. It hasn't always been feared though I guess. Is that what you're getting at?

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>>13953528
Do you even know what literal means, anon?

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>>13953512

Nice.

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>>13953505
That's not what happens though.

It's ususally "Guy doesn't lose to a MG? HFY!!1!!1".

[Anonymous No.]

Muscly wolfgirl who likes to wrestle with you, or fit, lithe wolfgirl who's into parkour?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13953528
>Arachne
>Bug
Anon, are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953528
They are not bugs.

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>>13953528
>Bug
Go back to school

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>>13953477
>The mundane were never the monstrous forces I speak of. Irrelevant.
So you concede.
>You are a man, you are not man.
True, but the fact remains we are not as weak as you paint us.
>No, they haven't killed you yet. Disease has claimed many
So? Humanity is still here.
>Isn't that what it means or man to truly conquer over nature?
To harness it and submit tit to our whim would be conquest. Think T-virus without the fuckups.
>Only for larger powers to rear their heads, obviously. Is there an end? I don't believe so.
That's you.
>The point is, the concept of 'monster' forever will be a dominating force.
Again, that's YOU, some people hear monster and think "scary" other think "prey."
>I'll throw your argument right back at you
Get your own
>Why aren't 100% of humanity not killing, raping and looting all the time?
Necessity. Mental illness. Just being garbage, there's tons of reasons, but you put us on the level of beats, I've never seen a lion build a skyscraper? To let a gazelle live so it may raise it's young, out of mercy. Animals are pure instinct, we have reason.
>Again, why is every one not a lazy fuck? Your argument isn't really a argument.
At least I have one and not piggybacking off yours

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>>13953541
Daaamn, that's a big cowspider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
Big girls best girls

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>>13953541
>To this day they refuse to explain the origins of the pool in the backyard

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be offered an apple by your friendly lamia classmate
>Not noticing the very small, syringe-needle sized hole punctured into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
She's huge!
That means she has huge orgasms!
Fuck and snuggle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953558
Fuck am I Sleeping Beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953558
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953558
>Not having your best friend take a bite first to test the waters
>Then giving them the entire apple because they just took a fucking bite out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953432
Doppelganger Potion.

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>>13953532
>What do you mean?
That it's certainly enough to change the world. But I wouldn't always call it progress. Just look at WWII for example.

>Is that what you're getting at?
I guess. It's also the fact that we have a social contract, and we've had that for a long time. Fighting against our baser instincts is something we've all been conditioned to do from a very young age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
Cute

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>>13953562
Snakes and apples.
That's how it works.
Also, you're thinking of Snow White.

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>>13953558
>You'll never notice the needle hole.
>You'll never turn your head and see her starting to panic a little as her plan starts falling apart.
>You'll never look her dead in the eyes and take a big ass bite of the apple, never breaking eye contact while chewing.
>You'll never wake up after passing out to find you're in her room with her coiled around you.
>She'll never tenderly rape you while whispering lewd declarations of love in your ear while her chest presses against yours.

God damn it anon. Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
Remove spiders, with fire if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
What a weak pussy faggot not putting her on her place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
Based
We are not worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953573
I was gonna write exactly this weeks ago, had my first post not been erased before I could post it.

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>>13953532
I did not mean the definition or the philosophical stance in itself, more like the purpose, it's use, which I take to be just making things better for everyone. "We have what is and we have what should be", idealism to me is getting everyone on board so we may have what should be. Does that make sense?
>Again I fail to see what this has to do with monsters. You seem to misunderstand my argument, the presence of monsters doesn't some how invalidate acts of kindness
I'm confused.

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>>13953572
Goddamn I need to not be stupid

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>>13953558
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a gitl was a marriage proposal. Catching it meant yes.

DON'T ACCEPT APPLES FROM MONSTERGIRLS.

Or any gift really.

>Troll proposing to you by gifting you a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
thank you so much for delivering the first true rapespider image.

Also that tail wagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953538
Muscle wolf for me. Having intense matches that slowly tradition into rough sex sounds hot as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953599
*at a girl

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play twister with a scylla?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fall for every trick a Cheshire pulls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
>OVER 1100 LBS. OF PUSSY & ASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953613

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
Kill it with fire even if its huge it will still burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953621

>Wanting to be raped by something that's on fire

You are one kinky dickens, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
Do we know if ushi's actually have tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953621
I got your back.

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>>13953548
>So you concede.
Yes, I concede that man can conquer over mundane things that are not seen as monsters. Indeed, man can even conquer A monster. That does not change the fact that monsters as a concept are intrinsically dominating.
>True, but the fact remains we are not as weak as you paint us.
You're attaching values to things that are either not there, or do not matter. What do you mean weak? Are you talking about military might? Are you talking about willpower? There are personified entities out there that guns can do nothing about. Look at the ghost, something I would say to be an avatar of death and regret. Are you going to shoot it? We've already been over willpower, so I'd rather not go in circles.
>So? Humanity is still here.
That doesn't mean we've conquered it in its truest sense though, now does it?
>To harness it and submit tit to our whim would be conquest. Think T-virus without the fuckups.
Something we haven't done and I would argue can never do, as nature is a constantly changing, driving force.
>Again, that's YOU, some people hear monster and think "scary" other think "prey."
You're getting a bit side tracked and specific here. What is the case of those who think prey? Their back grounds and their motives? 'monster' is a value and what is a monster to some may not be a monster to others. Again I go back to lust. Pagans never saw it in the same threatening light as christians. The man who sees another man's monster and thinks of prey will one day find his own monster, and submit to it in turn, or defeat it only to keep moving forward and find yet another monster. Regardless that doesn't change the fact that the quality of 'monster' lends itself to domination. You could even say that it ceases to be recognized as a monster once man has the means to dominate it.

A good example of this is the Raiju and thunderbird, once monsters associated with lightning which, so long as it was incomprehensible was seen as monstrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953575
>>13953621
What's the problem? Not enough love for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953621

she's on fire
you're on fire
everything is on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953494
I hate to be one of those guys, but that's some nice full colour art, so I gotta ask: sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953632
And that's why you wear a confom kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953548
>you put us on the level of beats
I never claimed that every man must always submit to his base instinct every time it calls for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953628
It's in their profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953614
would she just make even worse things happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
This is surprisingly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953631
Spiders don't deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953494
S-source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953645
Here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953630
>>13953548

>When first year, liberal arts college kids get in an internet slapfight

God damn, I almost miss the "I'll fucking fight you, you pussy ass coward,". At least one-liners don't flood the thread over and over like wall-o-text stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953645
Well you don't deserve love either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953567
>That it's certainly enough to change the world. But I wouldn't always call it progress. Just look at WWII for example.
Slightly unrelated though, I'm talking about the actual concept of what a monster is, and why when applied to monstergirls it lends it self so easily to femdom but there's more resistance in examples of maledom.

>I guess. It's also the fact that we have a social contract, and we've had that for a long time
Again, unrelated, but still, you should look into that link I posted about the leviathan. Interesting stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953645
I want to hug spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953649

what's love got to do with it?
got to do with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
It needs to look more like rape and less cute, but it's ok I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953614
>You'll never be a kid in MGC.
>You'll never be bullied on the school playground by a Cheshire.
>She'll never get injured in a playground accident and have to go to the hospital.
>You'll never wake up one day to find the Cheshire Bully alseep on a chair next to you.
>She'll never apologize for being mean and ask if she can be your friend.
>You'll never stay friends through highschool.
>She'll never sneak into your room on your birthday and kiss you.
>You'll never have your first time the your Cheshire Girlfriend.
>You'll never marry her after college.
>She'll never tie you to the bed and "bully" you when you need to spice things up in the bedroom.
God damn it. Can you imagine being sexually bullied by a Cheshire? They're probably pretty flexible too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953430
>You'll never impregnate a Baphomet and have her dominate your domestic life as she makes herself your waifu, cooking you meals and cleaning your home happily as she tries to pick a name for your child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953649
Never said I do.

>>13953647
Where are we going anon? God, I hope it's the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953585
How exactly does the idealism you talk of dispel the idea of 'monster' though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953648
It;s better just to hide their shitflinging like I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953654
What's love?
But a second hand emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953653
Gross. You are no friend of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953645
Tomorrow begs to differ.
Oh god I'm actually excited for the BRs of Rachnee's episode.

[Anonymous No.]

I have arachnophobia and I would want a spider monstergirl to help me and not rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953658
Fuck man I hope she didn't beat her self up too much for accidentally hurting me. Also that is way too good now I really want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953671
>caring about animu harem shit
Tomorrow can go to hell.

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>>13953673
Well she can help you, but she'll still rape you. She'll get off on dominating you, tying you up, and being the predator, playing with your fear, but she would love you and try her best to help you, while still teasing you.

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>>13953673
She will compromise to help you. She can't give her word about the second part.

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>>13953664
If only there was a more efficient way of filtering most of it before it starts.
The problem is, people who are just here to start shit have gotten smart enough to make it covert, and the people who are here to like monstergirls yet still always start shit when things come up are just here and you can't tell who they are until they expose themselves as the annoying people they actually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953681
>>13953684
I'm not sure that is gonna help much, maybe she can take it slow. Any spiders that aren't rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953687
Now that I think about it, I probably sound ike that guy when I bring up filtering, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953688
But what's better than raping you until you associate spiders with pleasure instead of fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953678
You didn't see it, but when you got hurt her smug grin fucking dissolved. All her friends were shocked.
She didn't smile at all until she visited your parents and convinced them to let her go with them to see you. And she had to go cry for a bit when she saw your arm in a cast.

>>13953679
I've said it once, I'll say it again. Pic Related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953635
>>13953646
Kani Club

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>>13953261
The lore's pretty well cemented in the world guides. People just like fighting on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953688
Maybe she'll bind you up while wearing skimpy outfits. She'll kiss you, she'll tease you, but she won't fuck you. Not until you beg her for it.

It's not rape if you literally asked for it. And honestly with her tits jiggling around just barely concealed by a slingshot bikini, I wouldn't blame you for begging.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls have particularly tasty flesh when roasted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953648
I was enjoying that discussion. It's not like it was irrelevant, and it went some way to perhaps explaining the resistance against things like sub hellhound, and in doing to, avoid shitfights in the future. What's your problem?

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>>13953705
The answer to that is Fuck off to /b/.
I'd say fuck off to /d/, but even they don't condone that shit.

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>>13953630
>That does not change the fact that monsters as a concept are intrinsically dominating.
For you.
>What do you mean weak?
You've basically been arguing for the other side since the beginning, as if all our achievement and how far we've come as a species is meaningless because...I don't know.
>Look at the ghost, something I would say to be an avatar of death and regret. Are you going to shoot it?
No, really, what I was getting at but think it away? Mind fabricates fear, there's no such things as ghosts.
>Something we haven't done and I would argue can never do
And I say you're wrong! Just cause we can't do it now doesn't mean we won't be able to do it in the future. You cannot make such a claim, because obstacles of the past have been beaten and you bet some guy said they would never be, just as you are now. We just need time.
> What is the case of those who think prey?
Being subject to none.

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>>13953702
Maybe it's that the translations are shit and the lore actually makes sense in japanese. Maybe. I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947971
>>13948001

>>13953655
thanks for the feedback, will try to next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953713
Why does this pain me so, yet fills me with comfort and warmth
What is the black magic of this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953655
Isn't that what everybody wants here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953706
>not irrelevant

>pedeantry
>survival of humanity
>human nature
>free will
>Hobbes

Going back the comment chain a half-douzen posts, I don't see one mention of an MG. Closest thing is a pedantic slapfight over the word "monster". Maybe it begun discussing monsters, but at this point it's six degree removed from the topic.

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>>13953697
Oh damn that is pretty sad it isn't nice to see a smug grin disappear. Good thing it would work out in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953713
>not drawing lonely dragon
I will fucking get over it I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953712
well what parts are you confused about?

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>>13953695
That's not how you cure fear, man.
>First, you condition a guy to be able to look at a picture of spiders without freaking out by associating it with something pleasant, like music, or a pleasant scent.
>Eventually, he'll be able to flip through a picture book of them without so much as a wince
>Then once he's through with that, you bring in a real spider in a safe container where it cant hurt him
>Eventually he'll be able to pet it without being afraid
>Then you take the spider out of the cage, and let it crawl on his hand
>He'll enjoy it's company with time
>THEN you show him a picture of an Ushi-Oni girl who works across the way
>Enough to the point where you can invite her in without him freaking out
>Then the dates happen
>Then the rape
>He'll be a little scared during, sure, but he'll report it as having helped to increase his libido

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953720
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953695
I'd just fear pleasure and spiders more
>>13953704
What if I beg to be released

[Anonymous No.]

>Your MG Waifu wants to do one of the most kinkiest things you've ever heard in bed with you.
>You however don't want to do it.
>Your MG Waifu then in attempt to do the thing you told her you wouldn't/don't want to do makes a bet with you saying the both of you won't have sex until one of you caves in to the other.
>You take the bet.
>The winner gets to fulfill whatever fantasy they have in bed with no complaints from the loser.

Who wins you or your waifu? How long do you think you/your waifu will last?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953728
Oh. Ok then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953720
What? Cute things? We have a lot of that. I'd like my rapist monsters doing rapist things for once

>>13953725
Demonic Energy makes no fucking sense sometimes, for example.

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>>13953711
>as if all our achievement and how far we've come as a species is meaningless because...I don't know.
Well in a sense it always will be, because there will always be a greater monster out there after this one. That's not to say there's no worth in what we do thought I guess.
> Mind fabricates fear,
I would say instinct did, honestly.
>And I say you're wrong! Just cause we can't do it now doesn't mean we won't be able to do it in the future.
Generally I wouldn't make a statement like "never" But I fail to see how man can control evolution itself and ensure they engineer a disease that will always be what they intended for it to be. If it lives it will change.
>Being subject to none.
There is no such thing.

>>13953722
Since the beginning this has been about why it seems like people complain more when you turn a monster into a sub than you do turning one into a dom. It's not really my issue if you can't follow it that far back.

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>>13953732
I said no.

Fuck your bets, woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953732
waifu just rapes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953732
Does not having sex include not fapping? Cause if I can fap I don't care how good monster pussy is, I'm going to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953695
>Anon sitting on the edge of the bed, his pelvis stinging
>Looking off into the distance at a wall
>His Arachne therapist hugging him from behind
>"What's on your mind?"
>Hm? Oh, I was just watching that spider on the wall
>I want to fuck that spider
>There's a pause
>"I think I might've accidentally taken this a bit too far..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953736
>I'd like my rapist monsters doing rapist things for once
Leaving you a beaten, crying mess, naked on the middle of some dark alley, traumatized for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953731
She'll let you down, pat you on the head, and say that it's okay and you'll try again tomorrow.
Then she'll put on a sweater and cuddle with you while watching movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953751
>beaten
I stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953751

>HIV + Pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953713
I can appreciate a bit of melancholy once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953752
Sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953751
No, they mean fantasy rape, where nothing hurts and you somehow wanted it all along.

Yes, it's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953732
Could I beat a Kejourou? Probably not but I'm sure as hell gonna try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953732
I act like I want to win, but fail on purpose, unless Its something I really hate.

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>>13953739
>Well in a sense it always will be, because there will always be a greater monster out there after this one.
You don't know that anon.
>Generally I wouldn't make a statement like "never" But I fail to see how man can control evolution itself and ensure they engineer a disease that will always be what they intended for it to be
We have a saying in my country, "with patience and spit, an elephant stuck it in an ant"
Can you guess what it means?
>There is no such thing.
Patience and spit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953770
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953770

you know, it's always going to be

>strap-on butthole pleasures

[Anonymous No.]

I want to court an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953732
>Hellhound waifu
>Probably wants to try petplay
Yeah, no I can hold out.
If I win, We do oiled up wrestlesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953760
I wonder how many Mamono Mana STDs there is MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953739
>>13953771
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your energy /jp/! I've almost finished my first chapter involving a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953751
Since when do we use real life here as an example?

>>13953766
>Yes, it's dumb
That's a big part of what monstergirls are about, it doesn't matter if you're the raped or the rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953758
>>13953766
>>13953751

Told y'all niggas, you're all a bunch of casuals here, see >>13953344
Now I don't want to be raped in such a manner myself, but I wouldn't mind reading the like.

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>>13953783
I'd guess about three, and all any of them do are amp up your sex drive like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953751
We hardly get rape played straight. It would make for some good suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
Who art thou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
\o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953771
>You don't know that anon.
Not with certainty, but I feel comfortable in the assertion.
>We have a saying in my country, "with patience and spit, an elephant stuck it in an ant"
Can you guess what it means?
More or less, "where there is a will, there is a way". It's not like I have anything against that line of thinking, I guess. I still don't think it's possible though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
>Not charging up your own energy like KC does
Step it up, writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
What is it about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953783
Three as far as we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953794
Ehieh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953659
Yeah, it would be nice, although they can be stern at times I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
I'd never give my energy to strangers.

You could be Bollocks for all I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
This >>13953794

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
Pass. I need this energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953800
Lovely dovey stuff. Femdom. First few chapters won't even have sex, I like romance that much.
>>13953805
Who's that? I don't really pay attention to writefag drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953792
That, and some nice butthurt on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953812
>Lovely dovey stuff
>Femdom
Alright I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953812
>Lovey Dovey Lilim Femdom
>Focus on romance
There's nothing in that sentence I don't love.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let my vampire friend go too far and cause me to faint from taking too much of my blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953812
>Who's that?
Don't worry about it, ignorance is bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953803
Not descriptive enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953778
I want to take an Elf to court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953785
>>13953786
>Since when do we use real life here as an example?
Every time someone starts any argument in here someone brings up real life logic to the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953816
>>13953817
>>13953795
Energy charged. Gonna pull an all nighter. I plan to turn this into an actual storyline anyway. I'll see if I can pump out a few chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953812
>Lovely dovey stuff. Femdom
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953825
for what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953812
>Lovely dovey stuff. Femdom
So I just sign on the dotted line, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953823
It's a joke anon. That's Hebrew for "I am that I am". Don't you know your Kabbalah?
>>13953830
Have a good day then. Off I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953724
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953819
Well that would cause her a scare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953819

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953841
She could probably just lick up the blood. Still better not be out for too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953831
She chipped my tooth while I was raping her and I want her to pay for it to be fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953839
There can never be enough Dragon-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a redhead/ginger Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953839
So saddening...

>>13953841
I'm sure she'll learn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953839
>A-at least Treasure-kun is here...

Don't play with my heart like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953853
She was just being a little rough you pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953859
Nothing wrong with giving blood to a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953862
But I don't have dental insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953839
Lawer-kun, you need to stop leaving pieces of the lineart unfinished. It took me a good ten seconds of starting to figure out what was supposed to be a wurm hugging... something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953869
>unfinished
Lawyer-kun does sketches, not a Mona Lisa

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953869
Wait, that's a wurm? I thought it was vanilla dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953859
What a shit vampire. I want my vampire friend/gf/waifu/whatever to grab my neck and bite with confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953825
>I want to take an Elf to court.
How outrageous!
What will the nobility think of Anonymous bringing such a vulgar creature to their presence? Just because he has the king's favor he thinks he can do as he pleases!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953875
>>13953869
Why not Both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953873
I mean broken lines. It can be hard to tell when one object ends and another's supposed to begin, particularly since they have the same colour (or lack thereof)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ld3imEfpZU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953882
Because they're not the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a succubus and then try to hold her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953874
Did a Mindflayer make you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953819
I want to be raised by a vampire to be her husband once I grow up

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a lonely monstergirl and try my absolute hardest to make her happy for finally finding someone that will try to make her happy, someone that wishes to know her personality and what she enjoys, someone that wants to never see her frown ever again and won't do a damn thing to hurt her more than she already has been, someone that won't want to leave her side and will always be there for her when she's troubled, someone that goes by everyday in the harsh world just to see her beautiful smile that could perk up any lover and make her truly believe that someone legitimately cares for her well-being, for once in her 40+ years of living, before suddenly running as far away from her as possible and putting a quick end to our relationship and leaving her in an even bigger state of despair than before this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953888
THEN WE COMBINE THEM INTO ONE ENTITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953899
Nope Mindflayers are just so great. Mindflayers should be trusted because they are not evil monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953905
Kloah draws the best /ss./. Along with excess_m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953909
No, I will not let you ruin dragons by combining them with their retard cousins.

I shall end your bloodline and burn your land before I allow this to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
can you do that with a holst or kobold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951598
>Visit arcade in MGC
>DDR machine is covered in sweat and a thick monkey musk
>The joysticks of all the fighting games are soaked in thick globs of tailpussy juice
>All the ancient arcade machines smell like lavender and there's an impression of a cat butt on the screen
>The whack-a-mole game looks like someone took to it with a sledgehammer, inserting coins just causes it to screech with the cries of wounded mechanical moles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953905
Isn't that morally wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953916
NO, I THE PROCESS HAS ALREADY BEGUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953906
Anon, you're a fucking cunt.
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953920
It is not on MGE, MGC and my headcanon so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953914
>excess_m
He's fucking shit. Yuuki Ray, Agata, and Nora Higuma are far superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953919
Well time to go to the Galaga machine, that should be okay maybe

[Anonymous No.]

i heard someone wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953923
Then let the fire consume everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953920
Questionable, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953906
A monstergirl would never do that to you

And people still wondering who's the real monster here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953925
Still seems a little wrong oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
Incoming shitstorm

Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
OH GOD YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I am confused and aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953935
Too late, ones at your door already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
Yes, I want that.

The Ushi, I mean. The picture is nice, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953920
On many occasions, desires override morality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
You could have do that with another species, but you did it with an Ushi. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953951
I'll just send her home and get a proper dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953947
>he thinks Shibari is a shitstorm topic when there's already been plenty, from Arachne pictures to maus stories.

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I don't like ushis, but I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask the smug squad to teach me how to play games as well as they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I like the pic and the salt that came with it.

Nice job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953958
She wont want to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
Neat.
I can stand for this.

>>13953947
>>13953957
To be fair, this is definitely leagues more bearable than Cait Sith futa. It's a spider with a bondage fetish. I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953432
Do you even praise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
Resplendent.

>>13953957
You're right, he should have done it with a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953967
I don't care.

Besides, she already did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953959
Arachne and maus aren't one of the most praised monstergirls by subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I can fap to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953874
I want to cuddle with a shortstack Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953976
your a terrible person. she just wanted to great her new nieghnor with a case of beer

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never do kinky Highlander roleplay with you're Dullahan waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953987
[Not caring intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
Saved to post her everytime I can piss off some femdomfags with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953988
I want to kiss the top of a dullahan head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I like this. I can easily take this with a grain of salt, considering it's most likely consensual bondage.
I mean, if you can take that kind of thing without context, it's not like people like >>13953995 can make anybody mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953981
>>13953995
We're on the last page you fags, give it a rest already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953995
>Imblyging

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so mad! I want to have sex with my monstergirl waifu so I won't be so mad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
COLOR IT
COLOR IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954006
Not either, but last page is precisely the place to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954012
If only we had more responses to these shitstorms like that, we wouldn't be so upset at each other every 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953995
One would think you didn't need visual aids, false-flag-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954018
We've been shitflinging over the same stupid godammed shit all fucking day, go die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954022
>he isn't addicted to rageahol

You're not living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954025
What false flag.

He exists. His dumb posts exist.

He's a maledomfag, no doubt about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
More like you saw the shitstorm and thought it could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954035
You activated my trap card, false-flag-kun, as I knew you would.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking femdomfags bitching, their gay ass pussy selves should go fuck off. Men were made to slay "With our dicks" Monster Girls. If you want to be a woman and get raped, fuck off over to >>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954030
>>13953886

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954043
This isn't a fishing pole, this is a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954043
>Overplaying your hand this much
You know, bait used to mean something, back in the day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954063
That doesn't mean he's not right.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>So many false flags, counter-false flags, ironic shitposting, and satire
>No one can legitimately hate either side because they can't tell which posts are real and which are just satire or ironic posting
>Shitposting brings peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954037
shit, you got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954043
How is one supposed to swim in hese waters when people like you start dumping whole bucket loads of bait into the water because then "you'll cantch the most fish"
Back in my day, fishing was a patient man's sport. Sitting on the edge of a boat or on a dock and tossing the lure in the water and waiting. Probably for a Mermaid
Now due to Poseidon's propaganda everyone's just diving into the water acting like they're drowning just to be saved by some buxom Mermaid lifeguard!
Mermaid's were as rare as seeing a Wendigo back in the day! You had to put time and effort into finding one!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a doppelganger's base form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954071
It would still apply more to guys who want to be the alp and such. Also /u/? Should be /v/ or /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954084
I...hm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954084
>not hating everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
I hope your stalker finds you, and pierces your tiny poverty-ridden butthole with his mighty american schlong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954084
Peace is a lie, there is only passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954097
Do you want to headpat said base form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954109
If you hate everyone, you hate no one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954113
Well that and tender hugs and reassurance that I don't hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954112
Sith pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
Why do you like to be such a faggot on purpose. I'm talking in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954084
>peace
Yeah, just like every other thread with all of this shit.

Pure peace, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
Hellhound shibari with a sign that says Master's bitch slave next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954111
>american schlong
>mighty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
I was starting to like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954121
I bet she'd smile at that. And then hug you back.

[Anonymous No.]

You visited your local library on a weird impulse one day, only to find the 'Demonomicon,' a book about Demons and how to summon them.
After reading the gargantuan tome, you're convinced you now know how to summon and control your very own Demon Girl!
You've put a pentagram on the floor of your basement, scattered around some candles and skulls and turned off the lights.
You say the magic words, but mispronounce them horribly!

Roll: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll D8
1. Succubus
2. Oni
3. Imp
4. Nekobus
5. Beelzebub
6. Baphomet
7. Devil
8. Lilim


But every Demon Girl is an aspect of one of the 7 deadly sins!

Roll D8
1. Lust. She is addicted to sex and is incredibly lewd. She will either beg you to fuck her, or decide to get assertive.
2. Gluttony. She is a bit on the chubby side, certainly not obese, but she likes her food. Expect a gigantic rack and earth-shaking thighs.
3. Greed. She has a love for wealth and the acquiring of material possessions that would make a Tanuki seem like walking charity with a bushy tail.
4. Sloth. She is lazy, and most likely a NEET. She will spend most of her time lying about and doing very little. Playing video games and ordering pizza daily.
5. Wrath. She likes to fight, and that includes you the minute she lays eyes on you. Very hot-headed and looking for any excuse to hit things.
6. Envy. She is flat as a board and has a bit of a yandere streak. As you can expect she will become insanely jealous if you give attention to any other girl.
7. Pride. She is haughty to the point where a Dragon would seem humble. She will expect you to worship her and do what she says.
8. Re-roll.

Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954116
Your zen won't work on me.

>>13954111
How do you know he's American?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
See >>13954132

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092

Hurry up and draw Tiamat-sama you dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
https://www.random.org/integers/?num=2&min=1&max=8&col=2&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

Use that instead. Rolls 2d8 for you, both die at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954136
would ask her to stay in base for as long as she is comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954111
Stalker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
Draw a Kikimora and Kobold in dominatrix gear, both straddling their master as he's tied to a chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
I wish you could have follow Bob to wherever he went and never come back, and also take your furryshit with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
Lustful Baphomet, huh. Jokes on you, I wanted that in the first place. Never keep a wizard down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954158
Wave your fist in an angry manner. I'm sure that will repel him for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954150
Daww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Lazy Baphomet

I just wanted an alp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
Draw infantile Hellhounds, Kikimoras, and Kobolds getting punted into a wall that represents /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954155
>He doesn't know about the legend of .Less' stalker
Shall we gather around for another tale's from the crypt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954155
>he doesn't know

Have fun. If you do >>13954132 I'll tell you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a bat and then get covered by her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Gluttony Lilim
>Chubby Lilim who loves food.
>Gigantic Rack
>Killer Thighs
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna fuck those thighs.
I'm gonna fuck every inch of that body.
I'm going to bury my dick in her pussy and thrust until we're both ahegaoing wrecks.
And then we'll go get a burger or some hot dogs at Five Guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Lustful Bapho
Officer, I can explain. She's not as old as she looks
Officer, I take that back. She's glaring at me now. It's exactly what you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954132
Not before he draws a picture of a strong and aggressive man shown his place and turned into a sweet and humble husband by a Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Beelzebub of Pride

Fuck no. Ironic that the theme from 'Exodus' was playing during my roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954132
The human partner would still end up with Stockholm Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954185
>Lilim with elin thighs

Five Guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954191
Yes, I second this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954194
Oh goody, it's you. Go nuts, your weak troll fu can't touch me.

>>13954191
Fuck you I asked him first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954132
I can't help but think that even when they're submissive Hellhounds would be kinda dominant.

>"Spank me master! Spank your perverted masochistic slave bitch!"
>"Uh, dear this is getting a bit weir-"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SPANK ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954175
>>13954180
Explain this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954191
So he wasn't strong in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Greedy Nekobus
This pleases muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954200
It's a burger joint. They make good food if you ask me.
Home made fries, Fresh cooked burgers and hot dogs, and the one near me has one of those Freestyle drink machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954211
Shall we? Or shall we let him wallow in fear/curiosity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954208
See, this is how to do a sub Hellhound right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
>Giant spider-cow woman the size of a dozen grown men >>13953541 and strong enough to crush a bus with her own claws.
>Bound in magic rope and a blindfolded, only capable of squirming around on the floor at your teasing touch with useless but frantic movements strong enough to shake the ground around her and almost throw you off your feet.
>She can only squirm and shake every time you touch her lewd, naked body, her inability to get herself off only getting her more frustrated and hornier with each movement she does.
>Manage to get the screaming, shaking mess of a giantess monster on her back without getting crushed underneath by her thrusts of pent-up lust and unsatisfied needs.
>Finally proceed to the last part of your session by putting it in her as you ride your beloved spider-demon cowboy-style while trying not to get thrown off of the crazed rodeo bull she has become.
>Cuddle your still-bound demon-waifu asleep after a thoroughly cleaning her and yourself in your custom shower from the fluids exerted during your passionate love-making.
Thanks for the visual picture, Less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954206
>''I-it's not like I remember you or anything anon!
>''you didn't frustrate me or anything'!!!]
You're the weak one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954223
By not making her sub at all? Why am I not suprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954211
Do >>13954132 and I will tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954214
About as strong as a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954172
With the sort of attitude towards getting your very own pet MG, I'm sure you'll be getting plenty of alp soon enough, you bundle of sticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954144
Oh you know exactly what you need to do for that to happen

>>13954127
FUN.

>>13954132
this is much better >>13954191

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954223
Is it weird that I just think power bottoms are cute in their own bizarre way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953995
Make it the opening post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954208
Yeah, Stockholm Syndrome is hard to overcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954194
Not this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954231
So...not strong at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954219
>>13954230
Just fucking tell me now I want to know this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Succubus
>Wrath
Hooh~ You want to see how a man casts fist, do you? Have at ye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954233
For what? The salt? I don't give a shit about about amazons, besides if you want maximum salt >>13954132 is better because there are ten times the people to piss off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954092
Die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954240
Hmm, I don't know
What's in it for me? Because you not knowing is amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954233
Yes, do the Amazon one. Be sure to include princess carrying too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954240
Pay the toll motherfucker and you shall have the knowledge you desire, now make with the slave hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954251
Stockholm Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954234
Power bottoms are nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954238
Exactly! He's just as vulnerable to the V as she is to the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954132
>>13954191
>>13954253
>lets all make each other mad
Not sure what this is supposed to accomplish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954240
Some weirdo wants to fly to flip land to meet his favorite artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954233
>FUN
Are you 16. I actually thought the same when you did the Cait shit

[Anonymous No.]

So Firefly mg when summer is almost over so we need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954226
I clearly remember you, you simply do nothing for me. You think repeating Stockholm syndrome is anything to get mad at? Are you five? The only thing I felt was glee because you're autistic. You achieved nothing. You did it for free. And no one was pissed. I might just cum right now to your stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954270
We will die and grow stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954279
But people die when they are killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954270
Through passion, we gain strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954214
Just because someone is strong doesn't mean they can't be forcefully dominated or that they would never enjoy becoming their dom's slut slave!
Otherwise how my fantasies of dominating haughty and strong monster-girls would have no place in the world, and I will now allow that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954270
Our very purpose is the absence of purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

Please make the Ushi the opening post for next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954276
Been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954283
I don't care for your fantasies, for they are inferior and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954286
needs more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954285
Give me something witty to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954270
I already hate you all so who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954286
Look at that fat-ass abdomen on such a little girl. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954294
Caged Fury Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954279
>>13954282
>>13954284
So...We have to have passion to get stronger and also die, but we must do so without purpose.

Right then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954299
>Bullying a Firefly girl about her bright fat abdomen
Now that's mean

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember when we talked about hummingbird harpies? Did one ever get drawn or written about besides that single greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954278
>The only thing I felt was glee because you're autistic. You achieved nothing. You did it for free. And no one was pissed. I might just cum right now to your stupidity.
Do you have proof that you're not autistic for remembering that?

Do you have proof I didn't achieve anything?

Do you have proof I did it for free?

Do you have proof no one was pissed?

Do you have proof you're not just stupid and overreacting?

I have plenty of proof from just one of your many posts right here! Your fury and butthurt deceit only makes me more excited!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954301
How is it silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954297
Don't be so tsun, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954303
Through strength, we gain power

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954294
Cow Wranglers Edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954215
>"All the tuna is MINE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954294
Stockholm Syndrome edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954305
>Bullying
Nigga what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954319
She can have it! I think tuna is icky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954314
But isn't strength really just power of the might?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954290
W-Well you're stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954325
Philosowurm say, true strength come from within!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954307
Oh hey, people actually remember that. Nothing past the story as far as I know, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954327
Damn, walked right into that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954310
I never said silly and you asked for witty.

Bound ushi
Caged Fury
Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954322
When a moth walks in with an ity bitty waist and a big round thing in your face you get SPRUNG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954330
Where is "within" though?

And will there be hookers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954330
I want to go on a quest for the meaning of life with Philosowurm!
Spoiler: it's as simple as the love we shared from the start!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954319
>Anon walks into the grocery store
>With his Nekobus waifu on a leach
>"Anooon! Why do I have to wear a leash?"
"Because."
>"Because?"
>Everyone's watching the two as they shop around, wondering what sort of sexual devient that man and his Nekobus must be
>Groccery workers debate on if they should confront them both or just ignore them
>The two pass by the canned foods aisle
>The Nekobus tries to rush for the canned tuna, drool dripping from her mouth, but gets caught by the leash and pulled away
>A sudden wave of understanding washes over the store

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954334
The Thread of Arachnotaur the Benevolent and Fluffy.
>>13954340
Within is the opposite of without, so you can't be without hookers! Thus sayeth the Philosowurm!
>>13954341
She doesn't go on quests. She lives on an island and gets hangovers from bacchanals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954343
Adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954345
>Philosowurm
Doubt.Cole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954343
She's going to hate-rape you SO hard someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954341
So Stockholm Syndrome adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954308
The only things I care to answer is how I remember. You posted your little chant like 200 times, I'm guessing, kind of hard to forget. As for achieving nothing...

we're still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954352
Detective Cole Phelps fucks German broads in hotels when he should be home with his wife and kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954359
The meme is dead anon, nobody cares anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954322
Would be great if they were standing on a Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
> gluttony oni
Hell yeah it was worth it. Strongfat cuddle sessions here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have pudgy neet alp
>She asks if she can eat nachos in bed
>Say no
>She pouts
>Continue
>Finally allow her
>She grins happily with a tight hug
>That night discover a few small salsa stains on the bed sheets, and nacho crumbs everywhere
>Everywhere
Fucking alps and fucking nachos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954363
And? I do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954233
>Haohi is seducing some faceless dude
>yfw Akai (.less' self-insert) is a cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954374
>Having anyone eat on your bed
>Ever
You brought it upon yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I didn't until I saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954368
>The meme is dead

I want my waifu to beat Onslaught in Saltybet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954382
The mutant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Baphomet
>Envy

A yan-baphomet?
I'm Ok with that, was hoping for gluttony but this is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
What fetters are these that bind her so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954320
>>13954317
>>13954301
>>13954345

And now for me to not make the thread because I'm probably going to have to go to bed before this one can be bumped off the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954377
>A faggot have fetishes for faggots
Who would have thought it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
I'd rather ryu shibari

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954386
Yes, the mutant tulpa thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954401
We need a Shrine Maiden Shirohebi picture with a Ryu, a Foxy old Fox, and a Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954401
Quicksilver you aren't fooling anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

Night MGT don't let the bed bugs rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954411
>Shrine Maiden Shirohebi
Shrine Maiden Shibari, god-fucking-dammit.
>>13954415
It's all about Creepy-crawlies cuddling you in the night, now.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I feel clean. All the fire this thread had... don't you feel unburdened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954137
>Baphomet aspect of Lust

Dear Diary,
Jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954372
>Glub glub glub
>BURP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954423
I only feel rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954377
This has been known since she slutted around with her tits out in some 'art exhibit'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954423
What fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954423
I'm worried that some fags will continue the drama in the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>A monstergirl will never go to the lengths of actually wooing you.
>You'll never catch her zoning out and just staring at you during dates.
>She'll never get really giggly during your first time.
>She'll never tell you it's because she never expected she'd be able to do this with you and how she's just so happy right now.
>You'll never have happy cuddly sex with your monstergirl girlfriend.

Why am I so goddamn vanilla.
I just want to be loved anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954411
But snakes are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954430
>Glub glub glub
>Stockholm Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954439
Well, I guess fire is too much? But there was rage and I feel great.

See? >>13954435

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954423
I want to tell a monstergirl that my love for her is like a truck berserker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954413
No anon, I'm over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954430
so, look like i'll be busy for an hour or two, as I must challenge my oni to an epic burping contest.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it safe to come out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954446
Not when properly restrained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954454
Do you want to making fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954423
Have we started the fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954448
It's not funny you dumb retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954430
For whatever reason, this conversation just popped into my head.
>"Whew! That hit the spot. Hey anon, it was real nice of you to be my drinkin' buddy tonight."
>"Hey, wanna go back up to my place and fuck? Nothin' like a good long fuck after a nice night of drinkin'."
>"I'll even lay down, let ya' do what you want to me. Just make sure you finish what you start."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954473
Stop responding, that's exactly what it wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954467
I am reminded of that doujin where soldiers in the jungle catch and rape a lamia. Good tuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954473
>he thinks that's not the point
Why is everyone so frustrated in this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953932
>>13954224
So... none else wants to dominate a gigantic spider-cow-demon-woman until her shaking causes a small earthquake and tenderly cuddle her afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954473
Anon, you embarrass us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954440
I'm more worried about people posting that pic every time ushis are mentioned and the girls themselves following he hellhounds' path

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954467
Why is it that this makes me think of a masochistic Apophis who gets her friends to tie her up and drop her on the bed of the guy she's been stalking?
Man what a surprise that would be. Walk into your room after a long hard day only to find a bound naked Grapesnake begging you to fuck her senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953819

I don't do well from losing blood in general so I'd faint even if she didn't go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954484
I dig the concept, but I give no fucks about ushis so, eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954484
I've got no problem with this.
>>13954491
With a crudely made sign that says "I've been a bad girl, please punish me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954467
Go away already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954488
>implying ushi oni aren't moe as fuck

Also, what is this complaining about hellhounds, do we even have any stories of them as subs holy shit you alarmist fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954224
>>13954484
Didn't notice your post. Reading through it, yeah I've gotta agree. That's pretty cute.
What do I have to do for her in return though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954491
I'd tell her to fuck off, I'm a masochistic sub, like hell I'd deal with another. I'd toss her my cell phone and tell her to call the friends that left her in my room. And put some damn clothes on, her breasts are smaller than your average apophis, it's embarassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954488
>Implying Mushi-Moe-ni's haven't been that way forever, ever since chocolate milksperg and his miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954444
I want to attempt to court a more rapey monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954483
No sex ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954507
Serve her with Stockholm Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954502
Why? What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954508
And that's when she gives you the bedroom eyes, busts out of her bonds and wraps her tail around you while pulling out her gag and putting on her best sadistic grin.
Masochist she may be, but she's still an Apophis. She can tap into the S if she wants to.
And if she dominates you, she might be able to get you to spank her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954484
Not particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954517
That explains a lot.

Why don't you guys make some snakebelly tengas or something to sheathe your anger on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954521
A good thing. You're a real faggot sometimes and I hate your guts but you do good shit every once in a while. But I still hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954233
>FUN
>I'm still intentionally sparking shitstorms for FUN, guise.
I would have thought Mari taught you better than that at some point, less.
I mean, I have no issue with the thing you gave us this time, but you get what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954530
Boy you are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954530
Who exactly do you think I am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954505
>alarmist
>People is already talking about dominating her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954510
Hey, if that's what you want in bed, then she can deliver as best as she can. Once she gets her confidence up around you, she'll be raping you like a pro.

>>13954520
Fuck off with your shitty meme. It's just flat out annoying now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954535
.less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954507
>What do I have to do for her in return though?
ONE HUNDRED BABIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954530
You are retard and less is faggot. All is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954539
Stop responding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954530
>Not knowing that's an old as fuck pic
Come on man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954547
Because I posted one of his old pictures? Really? You're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954526
''T-that's right, come over here femdomfag!!!''
''Ohh yeah, you're the best, shiver me timbers maledomfag!!!!''

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954548
But Ushi only lay one egg per pregnancy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954547
This was done some several months ago.
Also, less doesn't know how to use caps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954548
So I have to fuck her until she's pregnant huh?
Okay, I can do that. I'm just gonna need to buy some potions to make sure I can hold out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954534
So's your face.

>>13954536
Really? No, for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954547
.less doesn't use caps mate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an english ogre to tell me I am guttertrash and I have no dignity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954562
Go to sleep, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954558
Shouldn't it be the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954560
>>13954556
>>13954554
Well excuuuuse me if I'm not obsessive enough to remember everything posted in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953541
I feel like the trick with Ushi-Oni like this is to not run, because that will make them think you are prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954575
You're a dumb-dumb, apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl Onaholes when?
For that matter Virtual reality Monstergirls with usb self pumping onaholes when?
I want to experience a monstergirl raping me in VR.
Or tender loving sex. I'm down for either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954575
It's been posted over a dozen times. It gets posted about every time shibari comes up in conversation. So you know, it's nothing about obsession. It's you being new or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bob wrote a story about a futa Hellhound
You thought Bob adopted the futa? He was born in it, molded by it. He didn't see vaginas until he was already a man and by then he found them blinding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954558
I saw this and thought they were Chinese fingercuffs.
Imagine buying ten of those and sticking them on your fingers and attaching them to your lamian classmate's fingers.
For no other reason than to watch her try and squirm out of them as she doesn't know how they work.