/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

one too many Sachiko threads...
one scotch too many...

...and well this happened

what should I do, gang?

[Anonymous No.]

bump it till the end of time

i may occasionally assist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946467
Good time to practice Harapan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946467
Kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

if we keep the thread up for 9 months will sachiko give birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947246
Yes, in front of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947246
She already looks about 8 months in there, so we only need to keep it alive for a month!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947258
I wanna record it so that I can fap to it later, many, many times.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Sachiko to bash me to death with a meat tenderizer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947381
That's my child she'll be giving birth to! Otaku perverts like you aren't allowed!

No cameras!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947258
>>13947287
>>13947381
I want to knock her up again afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947509
Can I at least stick it in to make her go into labor, and stretch her birth canal to help with the delivery?

[Anonymous No.]

Kuso thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947555
>>13947543
We got married you weirdos! Don't you see the ring? I think Sachiko and I are gonna have to move after the baby comes; /jp/ isn't a good neighborhood to be raising a kid.

Maybe we'll move to /a/ or /c/, possibly /mu/. maybe even Reddit! Anywhere to get away from you bozos!

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>>13947605
I was just trying to offer a helping hand!
Nevermind then, forget it.

Just don't come to me crying when she dies in childbirth.
But if that does happen, can I at least have the body?

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>>13947626
for funerary rites? sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947605
I'm sorry dude, I'll behave myself and wish the two of you luck in your new life together

[Anonymous No.]

With Sachiko becoming a mom now, who will be the new girl who gets numerous threads on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948926
Her kids

[Anonymous No.]

I think it'd be hotter if Sachiko laid eggs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949279
You're a real pervert, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949696
I guess so, but it has its merits. You could eat the eggs or sell them for high prices at auctions. Idol eggs would surely go for a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949708
huh, never thought of it like that!

[Anonymous No.]

Sachiko is a slut, you're probably not her first, op. I bet she's had many babies out of wedlock with /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956298
That's how /jp/sies are born

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>>13946467
How many scotches did she drink? Downing enough scotch to make her bloat out like that can't be healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946467
Holy shit! Get her to a hospital ASAP! That's the worst abdominal hernia I've seen. She doesn't look well at all!

Fucking hospital! Now!

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>>13957912
kong is ok

[Anonymous No.]

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